Dire Wolves Are Stupid

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Straight out, both eyes open, heartful eyes clear, no bear,
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no sorry, they brought you back. Time to go back. Gush, gush, gush,
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gush gush. Okay, they call me the Reverser of all science.
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That's a bad name with my name.
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It's a bad name. That sucked. That was a name. Guys,
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welcome nove Limits. We're back. We are back after a hiatus,
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I wanted to roll this out properly. I moved to Austin,
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and this is the first I'm gonna have some amazing
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guests on. Already recorded some with some great guests, but
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I figured I just kind of reintroduced the podcast with myself.
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Couple housekeeping notes April eighteen and nineteen, Springfield, Missouri, Blue
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Room Comedy Club, if any, but he's in the Missouri area,
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maybe even Kansas City area. I don't know how. I'm
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the worst with geography. Come get some at Blue Moon
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Comedy Club. It's gonna be awesome. And I'm doing my
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one hour that I shot, but I'm already changing it.
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It's already coming together. It's already like writing stand up
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is such a nightmare because it's always like you you
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write a special, then you throw it away. And you
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start from scratch, and I go through six months of
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thinking I'm never gonna be able to write something funny. Anyway,
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Let's move on to what's going on in the world.
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Let's uh, let's uh, let's talk about some stuff, okay,
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because the world's on fire, and I want to say
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the first thing about like, if you if you like,
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let's just take tariffs as an example, or whatever is
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going on in the world, or the Supreme Court's weigh
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in on the deportation of a bunch of Venezuelan gang members,
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and then the Supreme Court or the lower courts weigh
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in on whether they should come back or be allowed
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to come back, whatever. Like, it's impossible to know the
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details of this stuff if you're a guy, if you're
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an average American, if you're just somebody like myself who's
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worrying about paying bills, raising four kids, you know, paying
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your taxes on time, trying to have a modicum of
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a life. I don't know how to become an expert
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at you know, deportation law or tariffs. I don't know
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how to have an opinion on that. I have to
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to a degree rely on the experts. It's just the
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way it is. It's a little bit like when I
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turn the tap on in my house and I wash
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my hands or drink the water or use it to
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boil something, whatever it might be. I am assuming it's
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not toxic. If somebody puts, I don't know, drywall up
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in my house, I'm assuming that that drywall wasn't made
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in China with shortcuts, and that drywall then isn't toxic.
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I'm assuming there's a government agency that can take care
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of that. When the electric grid breaks down, how about this,
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I'm assuming that there's somebody out there protecting the electric grid,
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and if somebody does sabotage it, some terrorists, we have backup.
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I'm assuming that's the case, especially in hospitals or traffic lights.
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So they're just certain things that you just assume are
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How about flight safety, I assume they're keeping the geese
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out of the airfield by detonating firecrackers. That's Department of
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Agriculture's job. By the way, I'm assuming they're keeping peregrine
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falcons around so they can keep all the other birds
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out of the airfield because they're territorial birds. I'm assuming
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a lot of these things. I have to do. I
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can't do everything myself. That's kind of the nature of
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a society. And the biggest threat we have, and I've
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said this a ton of times, is that you've got
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a bunch of people who are grifters or think they're experts,
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bad actors, ignorant actors on podcasts, you know, promoting their
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idea of reality vaccines is a good example of that.
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And you know, I just think that's the biggest threat
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I really do. We have become wary of experts. Maybe
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the experts in science are deliberately quiet, too quiet. Maybe
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the way COVID was handled was, you know, eroded even
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more trust. Maybe the fact that the entire all of
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legacy media and all of uh the administration knew they
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knew Biden was cognizant, cognizant, cognitively impaired and never told,
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never admitted to that. These kinds of things erod trust.
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So I don't know where we go. The only thing
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left is to pay very close attention to what is
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being said, what is being promised, and try to remember that,
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try to hold those in power accountable to that, and
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try not to swing all the way over to the
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other side to correct it. Americans have so much trouble
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just being generally in the middle, and maybe I do too.
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So that's my that's what I want to open with
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that idea. It doesn't mean you can't work for the answer,
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but the answer does become harder and harder to get
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to because you know, I talked to my friend the
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other day, I don't know necessarily where to where to
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look if I'm going to do a podcast like this.
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Here's the other thing about certain subjects. Not everything has
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to be a narrative. And I was talking to my
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buddy Robert about this. Not everything has to be a story.
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You understand, if you're trying to find the truth about
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I don't know, vaccines or terrorifs, it doesn't all have
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to be First, I'm gonna paint the bad guys in
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this scenario, and I'm gonna paint how they're responsible for
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all the woes of the world. No, dude, No, I
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don't need a story with every truth. Sometimes there's just
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measurable evidence that we can look at agnostically and say, oh, well,
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this has worked and this hasn't okay. The medical experts,
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for the most part, have pushed us beyond our biology,
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not everything is a conspiracy. The fact that my iPhone works,
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the fact that the supply chain actually works and I
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can get food into my body and my children's body
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at a reasonable price, means a lot of stuff does work.
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Means a lot of people are acting in good faith.
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Faith means that there is a right way in a
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wrong way. The fact that Somalia and Afghanistan aren't doing
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as well as the United States or the liberal democracies
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of Europe might mean that there's a better way to
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do things, Like there's a better way. We have a
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track record pay attention historically to the ideas that killed people,
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like communism, top down economics, whatever it might be, and
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freedom messy democracies that put individual liberties at the forefront.
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That seems to work out better? What cultures you want
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to want to get? You want me to get? Really?
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What is it controversial? What culture seem to work better
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in the twenty first century that helps someone realize their
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full potential? What cultures you think Chinese American culture might
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be effective? It seems like it is. Are there other
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cultures that are not as effective? Are there other cultures
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that don't seem to put out PhDs and expert, violinists,
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et cetera, and innovators in like the guy who what
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created Navidia, he's from Taiwan. What is it about that culture? Frugality, education, discipline, patience,
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long term thinking? What is it about that culture despite
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all the racism they experienced, that seems to push them
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ahead no matter where they are, whether they're Chinese in Malaysia,
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whether they're in West Africa, wherever they might be. What
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is it about that culture that, no matter what, they
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seem to be able to accrue wealth and their generations
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after the first generation does better. What is it? Family? Cohesion, discipline,
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all those things? I think so, I think so, So
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take a look at what works. You don't need a
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goddamn narrative for everything. We don't need a good guy
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bad guy. I don't need to find the bad people
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that are causing all these problems which you hear all
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the time. What do you hear of every conspiracy theory?
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I'm sorry, but it's always an invisible circle of Jews
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or someone like that, or globalists and bankers, which really
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means Jews like this is not helpful and it's also
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not true. It's also takes all the pressure off of you.
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You might be the architect of your own misery and failure.
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That sucks to say, but I've had to do that myself.
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And when you do that and you take a look
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at what you're doing that's not working, what you're doing
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to contribute to your own failure, then you know, it's
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a sobering thing. But it's a great way to get
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out of that situation. So not everything needs a fucking narrative.
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Just look at the evidence. Damn, I'm just hot. My
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jets are hot right now, bro, And don't be so reductive.
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Here's the other you know, at fifty eight years old,
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let me just share this with you. People are we
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love to be reductive with every problem. Oh there's a
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problem in the Middle East. Well, let's find a good
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guys and the bad guys here. You know, complicated the
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Middle East is. You want to know why the Middle
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East has always been a cauldron of you know, insanity.
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Is it just the Jews? Is it just Israel? I
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don't think so. The Middle East has that Sunni Shia divide.
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We can go on and on. It takes a lot
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of thought to earn an informed point of view and
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a helpful opinion about the Middle East. It's and by
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the way, just because you're outraged by the number of
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children who have been orphaned and killed the extended families
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in Gaza, because you're outraged by that does not mean
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you're pro Hamas does not mean you're pro terrorist either.
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So we got to be careful about how we categorize
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and label the people we disagree with. It's just not helpful.
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But you can get a lot of cliques and a
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lot of attention by essentially amplifying your monologue and coming
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up with a narrative that paints things in good and
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evil and in biblically catastrophic terms. That's what you that's
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what you want it you want to get You want
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to make a lot of money. Get good at that.
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You'll be a liar, but get good at that. Angels
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and demons, good and evil, all that stuff. Where's the
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bad guy in this? What do they not want you
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to know? And who is they will never know? We
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know who they is? Wink wink. Yeah, that ship people
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gobble up because we want the world to be simple.
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We want to find people who are bad guys good guys.
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But you're being advertised to you're being gained John Steinbeck quote.
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I believe that there's one story. I believe that there's
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one story in the world, the only one. Humans are
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in their lives, in their thoughts, in their hungers and ambitions,
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in their avarice and cruelty, and in their kindness and
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generosity too, in a net of good and evil. There
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is no other story. A man, after he has brushed
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off the dust and chips of his life, will have
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left only the hard clean questions was it good or
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was it evil? Have I done well or ill? I
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love that quote. I love that quote. I know you're
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rebutting what I'm saying, but I'm not saying you should
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be a relativist. I'm not saying you should be somebody
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who says there is no good and evil, right or wrong.
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I think part of the most important thing in life
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is actually to be able to know them, to understand
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the difference, and stand on the right side of history,
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but more importantly, stand on the right side of what
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is right and wrong. It is often the case that
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might makes right, but that doesn't mean you're right. So
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let me read that quote again for myself.
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Beautiful quote.
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Huh, beautiful quote. John Steinbeck and I've read a number
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of his books. I believe that there is one story
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in the world, and only one. Humans are caught in
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their lives, in their thoughts, in their hungers and ambitions,
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in their averice and cruelty, and in their kindness and
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generosity too, in a net of good and evil. There
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is no other story. A man, after he has brushed
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off the dust and chips of his life, will have
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left only the hard clean questions was it good or
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was it evil? Have I done well or ill? Bravo, bravo?
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Now road to hell is paved and good intentions. You
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can do a lot of stuff. You can do a
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lot of stuff and think you're doing well and you're not.
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And that's that's the rub. That's the rub, you know.
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I think it was Guru Guru Sa Guru on Rogan
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who said it's not There are a lot of people
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that do horrible things in the world because they think
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they're doing right. You can also be complicit by by
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your silence or ignorance. You can be you can be
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benefiting from a very oppressive regime without knowing about it.
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So it's really hard, man, It's really hard to walk
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a clean straight line.
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Yeah, I didn't mean to muddy the point or anything.
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I think I love that you have the money. The
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point is the is the point because sometimes it's really
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hard to know. It goes back to what I was saying,
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Sometimes it's very hard to know like what's right and
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what's wrong in this world. But you know, you know,
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you do know, you do know. At the same time,
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it's not that's a cop out, but it can be
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difficult to know at least where what the truth is,
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like what did what's what? Who actually started this? What's
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really going on? But I'm gonna quote Elka who I
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had on this podcast too, Elika Bond, who said, look,
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there are situations and she was talking I think about
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you and and and Russia, and she was talking about
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you know, Iran. There is there is a situation where,
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you know, like if a country is trying to side
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more with the West, with a liberal democracy, with with
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with free markets, with individual liberty, they are they are
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closer to the truth and the good then is somebody
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who's being forced to align themselves with the Russian slash
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Putin regime. Let's not forget that that Russia still invaded
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a sovereign country because they wanted to be closer to
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the west. Let's not forget that Putin poisoned Yushenko back
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in two thousand and five with dioxin. Let's not forget
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these things, okay. And and Ali Caaban said, if a cop,
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the guy holds a gun to your head and you're
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in your car and he's gonna rock. The cop who
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comes up and stops that guy from robbing you might
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beat his wife, he might have even killed somebody. But
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in that context, that cop is right and the robber's wrong.
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So we get caught up in this sophistry. Sophistry is
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like playing with words, playing with the truth, you know.
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So that's my that's what I have to say. Chill out, man,
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I know I'm fired out. Let's go through some current events.
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Dire wolves are brought back to life. Dire wolves, and
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you know, I would have been psyched if the dire
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wolf was like three hundred pounds. But it's not really
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that much bigger than a timberwolf. And as far as
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I can tell, I can't see the difference.
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It's about thirty pounds bigger it is. Yeah, then a timberwolf.
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Yeah, it's thirty pounds bigger than a timberwolf. Yeah, all right,
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how big is it?
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I think it was?
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Well now because because timberwolves are that big too. Timberwolves
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are huge. Yeah, they're being the gray wolf, I guess. Oh,
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I mean, but timberwolves are the ones in Yellowstone because
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they were eating all that elk. They were one hundred
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and seventy pounds. Man, what does that say? Yeah, one
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hundred and seventy five pounds. Yeah, timberwolves. I mean that's
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a massive animal. One hundred and seventy five pounds. Are
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you kidding me? So basically you made you brought back
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a wolf that's you know, same size. I can't tell
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really the difference. But it's kind of cool that they
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were able to do that. I mean, they're probably gonna
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do that with the wooly mammoth. That'll be kind of cool.
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Yeah, they're doing it with the wooly mammoth a dodo bird.
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And they're doing it with the dodo bird. Oh yeah, awesome.
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They'll be able to do that with t rexes. You know,
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they're gonna be able to do this with gene editing.
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It's kind of incredible. It's the inexorable rise of science.
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I want a sabertoothed tiger. That's what I want.
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Well, they're bringing back a tiger.
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Well, I want to see the saber tooth to see
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how useless those giant fangs are.
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You mean useless useless?
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I don't think they used them, you talk. I mean,
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it's just a giant. Those teeth are in the way.
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It's like having buck teeth doesn't make you a better
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carrot eater.
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Right, they're bringing this thing, the Tasmanian tiger.
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I don't give a shit about that geese. It's basically
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a marsupial. I mean, it's just a cat dog. Looks
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like a combination of like a greyhound and some shitty cat. Look,
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it's a marsupial. I told you what I tell you.
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It keeps it's It's basically a kangaroo with a cat's face.
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Kiss my ass. I'm not even gonna if that if
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the if the Tasmanian tiger's in the zoo, I'm not
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going to look at it. I ain't going to look
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at it. I'm literally gonna skip the exhibition. And if
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a dire wolve's there, I'm probably gonna skip that too. Geez,
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when you get a wooly mammoth. Come talk to me.
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When you got a saber tooth, come talk to me,
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all right, when you get what is that? What is
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that badass thing? The the wolf bear? That that thing?
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There's a wolf bear that was a killer during the
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ice age, huge animal with a short snout, horrifying. It
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was like, bring that thing back?
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What ice age bear?
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Yeah? Yeah, the cave bear. I think that might be it.
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I don't know. And now it's something else, Yeah, right there,
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what is that thing? No, it's like a It looked
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like a I don't know, it's just a different thing.
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What does that say?
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Oh?
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Yeah, what's that?
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The giant short faced bear?
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There you go, the giant short face bear. Eleven feet tall,
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although so does a kodiak, Right, but eleven feet dude,
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I mean, come on, yeah, I don't know whoa Yeah,
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they don't. You're you're gonna be in some trouble there.
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Well, what do you think about playing god like this?
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I again, I think playing god is inevitable. I think
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human beings will always strive to get to the next frontier,
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whether that's Mars, whether that's bringing back animals that were
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long extinct. I think that that is that is what
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we will do whatever the human mind can conceive of.
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Whatever our imagination comes up with, I believe will ultimately
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be reality.
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I really, do you want to bring that back?
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I do? I want to bring it back. I don't
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want to. I don't want to release it into the wild.
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I don't think that's a good idea because he's probably
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gonna have zero fear of humans and look at humans
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as food. So I don't want to be hiking because
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my my nine millimeter I don't think it's going to
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do the job on that thing. I need. I need
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a forty five. And every time I hike, I gotta
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walk around with a forty five.
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It's amazing that size doesn't really matter in the fauna games.
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You know, yeah, yeah, size doesn't. It's also amazing that
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human beings can create a weapon that shoots, that shoots
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a slug that weighs about as much as two nickels,
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and I can stop that thing. I can just open
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up the valves in its heart and it becomes a
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catastrophic bleed that collapses at my feet because I hold
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my position and I go hold, go, go, gotch case
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hold straight out, both eyes open, heartfull eyes clear, no
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bear no, sorry, they brought you back. Time to go back. Gush, gush, gush,
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gush gush. Okay, they call me the reverser of all science.
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That's a bad name with my name.
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It's about name that sucked. That was a shit name.
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We're covering a lot of ground here, dire wolves. You
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know what's next. You know where dire wolves is leading.
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It's leading to t Rex. It's leading to t Rex.
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When you have t Rex. When the scientists come up
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with t Rex and we come up with an enclosure
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for t Rex, everybody on the planet is going to
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be looking. It's going to go. We're gonna be lined
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up to see that animal. It's going to be the craziest,
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biggest attraction of all time.
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Remus and Romulus, great names, the dire.
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Wolves, Remus and Romulus.
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Yes, I'm all right, moving on to your favorite topic.
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John Oliver, Oh, John Oliver. Yeah. John Oliver says, we
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don't have any evidence that transathletes male to female athletes
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competing in female sports. We don't have enough evidence that
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they have a total advantage all the time. And he
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was like, you know, sometimes a bigger body doesn't help
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in dance and stuff. That's fine, again, this is a
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guy using narrative to circumvent a truth all of us
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know is a truth. Like mammalian biology, there are fundamental
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differences and vast differences physiologically and mentally between males and females.
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If you have any doubt about that, see the behavior
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of any male lion or male animal versus female animal.
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Look at elephants, look at lions, look at chimps, but
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especially look at humans throughout history. And the idea that
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John Oliver us seven year olds. He used seven year
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olds as an example that a seven year old decides
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that they're trans. So John Oliver believes that children as
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young as seven apparently should know what their gender is,
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and that we should affirm a seven year old's agender
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because you know what's next with that, right, puberty blockers,
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then cross sex hormones and sterilizing a kid before their
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brain's even developed. So John Oliver is not only a moron,
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fairly funny, fairly funny. It's not that I dislike. I
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actually think he's kind of funny, and I think he's witty,
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and he's got good writers. I don't watch the show
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a lot, but John Oliver is a moron. If he's
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actually on the side of trans athletes men being allowed
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to be in women's sports, he's a moron and he
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deserves to be ridiculed. But more importantly, I've seen John
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Oliver the shirt off on the beach in Santa Monica.
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He looked like somebody put glasses on ripe fruit, all
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right on a pair. He's never done a fucking sport
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in his life. Line up ninety nine sports. I'll beat
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him at every sport he can work on every one
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of those sports for ten years. That dude has never
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come into contact with physical, objective reality. He has no
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idea what the fuck he's talking about. When it comes
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to sports. He shouldn't weigh in on this. Biological males
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should not be in women's sports period. JK. Rowling is right, dumb,
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dumb John Oliver, who's always on this like woke parade,
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is wrong. And I don't even believe he believes that.
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But if you want, if you want to keep going
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in Hollywood to this day, you better be on that side.
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It's so ridiculous. He's so dumb, he said. And he's
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not dumb. John Oliver's not dumb. But John Oliver siloed
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off into his little silly nerd cave, never done a sport,
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never felt what it's like to be able to impose
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your will on another man in a sport, Never known
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what it's like to feel really good in your own
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body and be really good at something physically, And when
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you don't know how to do that, that's a huge
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liability as a man. It's a huge liability not have
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your arm raised because you beat somebody in a wrestling match,
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or just understand what it's like to be able to
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beat somebody in a boxing match or a throw of
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football or whatever it is that us regular guys have done,
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even in high school, you know, or whatever. The reason
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I still do a little sparring at fifty eighth, the
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reason I still work out like with guys like Tim Kennedy,
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is because it reminds me of how tough I'm not.
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But it also reminds me It keeps me in touch
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with what's actually hard. It keeps me in touch with
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myself in my own body, so I can resist life
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slings and arrows. Here's what he says here. There are
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vanishing only few trans girls competing in high school anywhere.
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Trans kids like all kids very in terms of athletic ability,
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and there is no evidence they pose any threat to
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safe you're a fairness. First of all, the fact that
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you're saying there are trans kids, I have a problem.
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You don't know if they're trans, You don't know if
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they're autistic, you don't know what they're going through mentally.
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Don't just assume because they say that they're a different
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gender that they're trans and we should onto that right
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away instead of getting them some help. They might have
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mental issues, they might be autistic, they might be trying
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to find their way, and they're under a lot of pressure.
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There are a thousand things, and he knows better then
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to just say we know about trans kids. He's an
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asshole for that. He's an asshole, and he's and he's
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also dangerous, and he contributes to creating irreversible damage in
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children before they know better. And now you got a
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whole slew of kids detransitioning and it's too fucking late,
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and it's a disaster. So you know, I am totally
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and one hundred percent against transideology. You're an adult. You
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want to do that shit, you go do that. That's fine.
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I'm not gonna get in the way of that. You
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want me to call you a miss, I will. I'm
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not gonna censor you. I'm not gonna make you feel
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bad about yourself. And if you're really good at a
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job and you show up and you're a woman or
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a you know, you're a biological man, and then you
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want to be as a woman and you're really good
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at a job that I need, I might even hire you.
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It's not what I'm talking about. Leave kids the fuck
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out of this, and keep men out of women's sports,
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you dummy, And anybody who has anything else to say
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about that is a liar and isn't looking at evidence
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and is an ideologue, or it is just just a
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you know, just a dude like John Oliver who's not
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really he's not really ever felt what it's like to
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be a real man in a lot of spaces. He's
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an intellectual with his glasses and a smart ass because
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he was a nerd who never got the girl and
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never made the team. And I'm sorry to say that,
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but that's traumatic for a young man. That's the most
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traumatic thing. When you never made the team and you
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look like John Oliver a pair with glasses and you've
471
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never done a push up, and you've never done anything physical,
472
00:28:41.160 --> 00:28:44.960
and you've never gotten the girl. You know, it sucks.
473
00:28:45.160 --> 00:28:48.519
It's really hard. It's your life is longing, and then
474
00:28:48.559 --> 00:28:51.680
you find some fame you're older, and it's just it's
475
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real hard to navigate. So do I think he's talented? Yes?
476
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Do I think he contributes? Yes? Do I think he's funny?
477
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Actually I do, But I don't like him. I don't
478
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like him. I think he's an asshole, Okay, all right? Yeah?
479
00:29:08.680 --> 00:29:14.559
And I love JK Rowling. Yeah, super rat the record
480
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setting road and sniffing out land mines and saving lives.
481
00:29:18.960 --> 00:29:21.559
It's pretty cool. Now do you have to have the
482
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rat on a leash? Here's the problem with this giant
483
00:29:25.000 --> 00:29:28.480
African pouch rat, all right, that he's got on a
484
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fucking leash. Number one. That thing looks like a chihuahua.
485
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It's that big number two. I don't know if I'm
486
00:29:34.799 --> 00:29:38.279
gonna trust that rat because that rat might smell a
487
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cat and get haywire. And now I step on that landline,
488
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I'm gonna use a dog. I don't know why they're
489
00:29:44.839 --> 00:29:48.559
using rats. Rats don't always have the best reputations. Can
490
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I just read that Yeah, because I don't know if
491
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I'm gonna trust a rat. You got your rat, bro, Yeah,
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00:29:53.599 --> 00:29:56.359
you got the harness. Oh is he gonna save your
493
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life by get wagging his tail? Let's see they don't
494
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have Yeah?
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Ye.
496
00:30:01.839 --> 00:30:06.079
Ronan and his landmind sniffing rat pack are making a
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name for Rodans everywhere by saving innocent civilians from hidden explosives.
498
00:30:11.000 --> 00:30:14.720
The African giant pouched rat recently set a new world
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record for the most landlines detected by a rat. Yeah,
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by a rat. Didn't know there was a record, dude,
501
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You shattered the old record. Between August twenty twenty one
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and February twenty twenty five, Ronan uncovered one hundred and
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nine land mines and fifteen other pieces of unexploded ordnance
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in a region close to Siam Reap in Cambodia. You
505
00:30:35.440 --> 00:30:39.079
know what I think. I don't believe that. Yeah, I don't.
506
00:30:39.160 --> 00:30:41.960
I think it's a lie. I think the articles a lie.
507
00:30:42.000 --> 00:30:44.359
And I don't even think they're using rats. How about
508
00:30:44.799 --> 00:30:51.880
fucking that. I think y'all are liars. That's what I believe.
509
00:30:53.200 --> 00:30:56.000
Did I apologize for my face, by the way, No,
510
00:30:56.039 --> 00:31:00.640
not yet. Yeah, my face sucks. White dogs are better. Yeah,
511
00:31:00.720 --> 00:31:03.559
you can train him strong, bond with humans. Oh you
512
00:31:03.599 --> 00:31:09.400
mean the African pouched rat doesn't bond with a human versatility? Oh,
513
00:31:09.440 --> 00:31:12.680
they can work a wide variety of environments. You mean
514
00:31:12.720 --> 00:31:17.400
a rat can't with those tiny fucking little legs. You
515
00:31:17.440 --> 00:31:20.200
mean you mean you mean you constantly have to look
516
00:31:20.319 --> 00:31:23.559
up because hawks might come down and snatch your rat,
517
00:31:23.559 --> 00:31:25.960
which is what he deserves, by the way, because our
518
00:31:26.079 --> 00:31:30.759
rats fucking hawk food slash eagle food. All right. You
519
00:31:30.759 --> 00:31:32.880
mean a cat might just pounce out of nowhere and
520
00:31:32.920 --> 00:31:35.960
grab him by the old rat neck and run off
521
00:31:36.000 --> 00:31:40.119
in the shadows. Oh yeah, Oh endurance what Oh you
522
00:31:40.119 --> 00:31:43.240
mean rats don't have endurance? You mean those tiny lungs
523
00:31:43.680 --> 00:31:49.279
can't handle long workdays. Ah man, I thought I thought
524
00:31:49.319 --> 00:31:52.400
that hamster wheel I have in his cage was gonna
525
00:31:52.440 --> 00:31:57.599
work his stamina. And I wonder are they reliable? And
526
00:31:57.640 --> 00:32:02.119
when they do smell a landmine? What do they do? Screech.
527
00:32:07.200 --> 00:32:11.920
Advantages of using rats for explosives detection. John Oliver probably
528
00:32:11.920 --> 00:32:16.799
wrote this too light to trigger minds. Okay, that's good.
529
00:32:16.880 --> 00:32:19.079
Rats are so lightweight that they can walk over buried
530
00:32:19.119 --> 00:32:23.839
lamblines without setting them off. I like that, Okay, all right.
531
00:32:24.519 --> 00:32:27.960
I'm with you on this. I'm with you. Low costs.
532
00:32:28.039 --> 00:32:31.279
Rats are much cheaper to feed, housing train than dogs. True,
533
00:32:32.160 --> 00:32:34.119
I mean it's not like dogs are going to bankrupt you.
534
00:32:35.079 --> 00:32:37.400
I've seen homeless people with dogs, So I mean, how
535
00:32:37.440 --> 00:32:41.279
expensive are they? I deal for organizations or countries with
536
00:32:41.359 --> 00:32:46.440
limited resources, I don't know about that. I mean, get
537
00:32:46.480 --> 00:32:49.880
a kennel efficient training. Surprisingly, rats can be trained to
538
00:32:49.920 --> 00:32:53.079
detective exposed to this in as little as nine fucking months.
539
00:32:53.319 --> 00:32:59.039
It's a long time. They respond to clicker training and
540
00:32:59.119 --> 00:33:04.279
food rewards like dogs, eas here to transport highly sensitive nosis.
541
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They have a very sharp sense of smell, and they
542
00:33:06.960 --> 00:33:10.000
can detect TNT and other chemicals used and explosives just
543
00:33:10.000 --> 00:33:12.960
as accurately as dogs and controlled in my environments, in
544
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controlled environments.
545
00:33:15.160 --> 00:33:17.960
All right, you lose, all right.
546
00:33:18.599 --> 00:33:21.000
I still I don't know if I know how to
547
00:33:21.000 --> 00:33:25.400
read rap behavior when they smell TNT. But all right,
548
00:33:25.559 --> 00:33:27.680
I got you, I got you.
549
00:33:30.079 --> 00:33:32.319
All right, Let's wrap with some stuff that's gonna piss
550
00:33:32.359 --> 00:33:32.720
you off.
551
00:33:33.119 --> 00:33:36.240
All right, you.
552
00:33:36.200 --> 00:33:38.279
Should be execute One of my favorite things is when
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00:33:38.319 --> 00:33:39.000
the trash.
554
00:33:38.839 --> 00:33:42.720
He said you should be executing. That is kind of
555
00:33:42.920 --> 00:33:44.359
let me see what he said again.
556
00:33:46.599 --> 00:33:48.759
A fat personal trainer, you should.
557
00:33:48.519 --> 00:33:50.920
Be executed a little mutch.
558
00:33:53.240 --> 00:33:54.839
When the trash takes itself out.
559
00:33:55.000 --> 00:33:55.200
Hi.
560
00:33:55.279 --> 00:33:55.759
I'm Roy.
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I am a fat personal trainer, and I've been working
562
00:33:58.000 --> 00:33:59.839
in the fitness space for like seven or eight years,
563
00:33:59.880 --> 00:34:02.440
and it never ceases to amaze me in the amount
564
00:34:02.480 --> 00:34:05.920
of toxicity there is amongst other trainers. Personally, I advocate
565
00:34:06.000 --> 00:34:09.199
for body inclusivity in the fitness space always, and most
566
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of that stems from the fact that my own personal
567
00:34:11.039 --> 00:34:13.760
journey in fitness started with a severe eating disorder ied
568
00:34:13.920 --> 00:34:16.719
almost unalives me. So I have no regrets about being
569
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in a larger body now, and as it stands now,
570
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I don't work with clients who work specifically on weight
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loss goal because it's not good for my mental health
572
00:34:24.440 --> 00:34:26.599
and there are thousands of other goals that don't have
573
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to do with the size of your waist.
574
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I was really nervous about having.
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A career in fitness when I put on a little
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bit of weight, but people flock to me because they
577
00:34:32.920 --> 00:34:35.280
no longer found me intimidating. I've been featured in Men's
578
00:34:35.320 --> 00:34:37.519
Health magazine. It was recently in a music video about
579
00:34:37.559 --> 00:34:40.280
loving your body, and I'm currently on a Billboard in
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Times Square. You can think that size inclusive and fat
581
00:34:43.360 --> 00:34:45.920
personal trainers want to be executed all you want, but
582
00:34:46.000 --> 00:34:47.079
we're not going anywhere.
583
00:34:47.800 --> 00:34:51.159
Yeah, I think that executing that man is a little
584
00:34:51.199 --> 00:34:55.119
bit over the top. And I, uh, let me see him,
585
00:34:55.239 --> 00:34:57.880
let me see him. Look this guy, I love capitalism.
586
00:34:57.920 --> 00:34:59.719
This guy found a niche and he's like, if you
587
00:34:59.719 --> 00:35:02.199
don't want somebody who's shredded and you want somebody who's
588
00:35:02.239 --> 00:35:04.400
been through and going through the same shit you are,
589
00:35:04.639 --> 00:35:07.639
come work out with me. So that's cool. He looks strong,
590
00:35:07.719 --> 00:35:10.440
he's got strong legs. I guarantee he can squat a lot.
591
00:35:11.079 --> 00:35:19.199
But he's also very gay and that speedo is obscene.
592
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I don't know what's going on with his genitals either.
593
00:35:23.320 --> 00:35:28.079
They just look like they're mashed into his taint. They're
594
00:35:28.159 --> 00:35:30.639
just mashed into his taint. God bless him. And he's
595
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selling Oh okay, twenty four flash sail only one thousand
596
00:35:36.320 --> 00:35:38.639
dollars for the next ten people that join. All right,
597
00:35:40.039 --> 00:35:43.000
just out here promoting my body inclusive retreats as someone
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with over one hundred k followers that just wants to
599
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help people love the body there. And look, I love
600
00:35:49.440 --> 00:35:53.159
the internet because this guy figured out a way to
601
00:35:53.320 --> 00:35:55.679
use the fact that he is not fit, that he
602
00:35:55.719 --> 00:36:00.000
probably doesn't know anything about fitness to make money fantastic.
603
00:36:00.920 --> 00:36:04.960
He dresses in drag, he's very gay, he's defiant, he
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00:36:05.039 --> 00:36:11.519
wears tight shirts, and you know, he looks he looks
605
00:36:11.599 --> 00:36:14.960
like he's Uh. There are people that are into that.
606
00:36:15.079 --> 00:36:19.159
There are people that are physically attracted to a man
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00:36:19.679 --> 00:36:23.599
with all that weight on him. He's cuddly, and there
608
00:36:23.599 --> 00:36:25.559
are a lot of guys who are married to women
609
00:36:25.880 --> 00:36:29.000
who look exactly like that. By the way, that's the
610
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majority of America. So if the guy's gonna make money
611
00:36:31.920 --> 00:36:35.199
that way, more power to him, you know. But the
612
00:36:35.280 --> 00:36:37.519
only thing about this is when I see somebody with
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that kind of weight and he's you know, talking about
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00:36:39.840 --> 00:36:43.960
body positivity, I don't quite believe it. It's like him
615
00:36:44.039 --> 00:36:49.320
convincing himself that all the trauma of looking that way
616
00:36:49.360 --> 00:36:51.079
and having a way problem in your whole life, you
617
00:36:51.159 --> 00:36:54.199
finally just say, you know what, I'm fat and beautiful
618
00:36:54.639 --> 00:36:57.239
and that's my new remedy. It's still a little bit
619
00:36:57.239 --> 00:36:59.920
of a lie. He's lying to himself, he's lying to us,
620
00:37:00.679 --> 00:37:06.639
and uh, but you know, good luck with that. You're
621
00:37:06.719 --> 00:37:10.079
just twisting the fabric of reality. And uh and if
622
00:37:10.119 --> 00:37:12.760
you can make money doing that, all good. If you
623
00:37:12.760 --> 00:37:18.920
can eat your pie and and you know, make money
624
00:37:18.920 --> 00:37:22.239
off it, God bless And I bet you he does
625
00:37:22.280 --> 00:37:24.440
have a lot of clients whore like, I just want
626
00:37:24.440 --> 00:37:25.639
to work out with you because I'm fat and I
627
00:37:25.639 --> 00:37:27.559
don't want to be I don't want to be shamed
628
00:37:28.639 --> 00:37:31.119
into thinking I have to lose weight because it's really hard.
629
00:37:31.239 --> 00:37:33.239
You know. One of the things that they found about
630
00:37:33.320 --> 00:37:35.639
the band, you know, when you when you when you,
631
00:37:36.440 --> 00:37:39.199
when you reduce somebody's stomach and they lose weight and
632
00:37:39.239 --> 00:37:42.280
they're not as hungry. With people who had obesity problems,
633
00:37:42.639 --> 00:37:46.760
their suicide rate goes up because the food was how
634
00:37:46.800 --> 00:37:51.960
they coped with something much bigger than food. So this
635
00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:54.639
guy had an eating disorder. But my guess is it
636
00:37:54.719 --> 00:37:59.199
wasn't the food. There might be some underlying trauma. There
637
00:37:59.280 --> 00:38:02.440
might be some under lying damn, And she's not come
638
00:38:02.480 --> 00:38:05.119
to terms with that's very difficult for him. So you're
639
00:38:05.159 --> 00:38:08.840
dealing with an emotional situation here. This is an emotional
640
00:38:08.880 --> 00:38:13.159
ecosystem that has to be negotiated before you can lose weight,
641
00:38:13.599 --> 00:38:15.960
you know. So I have a lot of compassion. I
642
00:38:15.960 --> 00:38:17.719
don't like to make fun of the guy I liked.
643
00:38:17.800 --> 00:38:20.480
I like him, I like I like my country, I
644
00:38:20.599 --> 00:38:23.119
like I like a marketplace that that you know, if
645
00:38:23.119 --> 00:38:25.599
you can game a marketplace, that guy's gonna make money
646
00:38:25.679 --> 00:38:31.960
good for him. So I know you get me with these.
647
00:38:32.239 --> 00:38:34.280
I know what you're doing. I can already see that
648
00:38:34.320 --> 00:38:38.559
this is going to be when Soy hits an entire generation.
649
00:38:38.360 --> 00:38:42.440
Today for this floor performance, I want to feel really
650
00:38:42.440 --> 00:38:45.639
connected to you, Okay, I'd like you super close. I
651
00:38:45.719 --> 00:38:48.360
might be interested in playing with a little bit of
652
00:38:48.840 --> 00:38:52.599
like taking my site away for a little bit. I'd
653
00:38:52.599 --> 00:38:56.639
be really interested in really like crunchy shapes, feeling like
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really compressed maybe even, and then maybe like all so
655
00:39:00.840 --> 00:39:04.400
countering that with like some stretching and things like that.
656
00:39:04.719 --> 00:39:07.480
Love it. How soft do you want me to be?
657
00:39:08.559 --> 00:39:10.440
Probably somewhere in the middle. Somewhere in the middle. They
658
00:39:10.440 --> 00:39:13.400
don't want something that's really nice. I think, okay, cool.
659
00:39:13.719 --> 00:39:15.920
Like I said, like we've been tying for so long
660
00:39:16.000 --> 00:39:20.000
that sometimes negotiations are just a very very like check in,
661
00:39:20.599 --> 00:39:24.119
how are you? And then what do you want to feel?
662
00:39:24.280 --> 00:39:26.760
Before we go into it. We find that floor rope
663
00:39:26.880 --> 00:39:29.440
is the most comforting and the thing that we often
664
00:39:29.440 --> 00:39:31.639
do most at home when no one is watching. So
665
00:39:31.679 --> 00:39:33.679
we feel really excited to share that with you today.
666
00:39:34.719 --> 00:39:44.039
Floor rope? What is floor rope? Dylan? Is it tying
667
00:39:44.239 --> 00:39:45.039
somebody up?
668
00:39:45.840 --> 00:39:48.159
Yet? It's it's tying?
669
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Are those guys get Look? That's that. Whatever is going
670
00:39:54.159 --> 00:39:59.039
on there is called a fetish. It's fine, it's a fetish.
671
00:39:59.360 --> 00:40:05.079
It's literally you know, two people are who decided that
672
00:40:05.159 --> 00:40:09.840
the man game is exhausting and want it to be
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as feminine as possible and embrace their feminine side to
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the nth degree. And now they're into some strange sexual
675
00:40:23.159 --> 00:40:27.239
role play stuff. They're both playing a character and they're
676
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both gonna do some kinky stuff. Again, I'm not gonna
677
00:40:31.320 --> 00:40:36.039
judge them. They're two adults. God bless go with God.
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00:40:36.559 --> 00:40:38.920
Do your thing, Do your thing.
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Man.
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If that gets you off, which it probably does, then
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I guess there we have it. Now you're going to
682
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a white website. I'm looking at this right now and
683
00:40:50.159 --> 00:40:53.079
it looks like there's a bunch of people tying up. Yeah,
684
00:40:53.239 --> 00:40:55.519
some people want to be dominated. Some people want to
685
00:40:55.519 --> 00:40:58.880
be dominant, some people want to be tied up. Other
686
00:40:58.960 --> 00:41:02.119
people want to talk them up. This is called yin
687
00:41:02.199 --> 00:41:08.119
and yang, give and take uh. And this will always
688
00:41:08.159 --> 00:41:14.119
be the case. So you know how some people call
689
00:41:14.159 --> 00:41:21.239
it perversion. I call it variety. I call it I
690
00:41:21.320 --> 00:41:24.480
call it a sexual circus. Oh, let me see what's
691
00:41:24.519 --> 00:41:27.679
going on there. I'll go go to the next one,
692
00:41:28.760 --> 00:41:37.000
the next one. Yeah, j is well, this is the
693
00:41:37.119 --> 00:41:39.360
Japanese have got that down to it. Let me see
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00:41:39.400 --> 00:41:42.280
that one down there, the one to the right. Yeah,
695
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right here.
696
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The tasky pattern refers to having ropes just on the
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inside of the shoulders. It does have a function in
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that it helps to keep the shoulders more open. But
699
00:41:54.400 --> 00:41:58.119
I find with this style of stemless cotte you don't
700
00:41:58.159 --> 00:42:01.719
really need it functionally. It's more of a decorative past.
701
00:42:01.800 --> 00:42:06.760
And this is all perversion and kink. And there are
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people that get off on this, and the Japanese and
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the Germans. Any repressive, super rigid discipline culture is going
704
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to have the underground, the under tapestry that's going to
705
00:42:20.760 --> 00:42:23.159
be doing shit you're not going to believe. So the
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00:42:23.159 --> 00:42:27.199
more you try to, the more you repress behavior. When
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you repress behavior with strict cultural norms, you don't change behavior.
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You just drive it underground, and it needs a release valve,
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and it's going to find itself a release valve in
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ropes and cages and even pooh. All right, I said
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it because we all know where it leads to Pooh.
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So that's how it is. And if you don't believe me,
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the vast majority of scat videos come out of where
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Germany and Japan, the countries that were the most warlike,
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the most obsessed with order, the most obsessed with discipline,
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the most obsessed with fanatical devotion to authority, the most rigid. Yeah,
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the country where not a lot of stand up comedy
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came out of but very good steel and dogs that bite, yeah,
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and people that have never been late once in their
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life okay, and engineering, Yeah, And a tiny island like
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Japan that almost took over half the world because of
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their fanatical devotion to not only authority, but their belief
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that their way was the only and best way. Yes,
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And that a civilization like China that had been around
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way longer than theirs was you know, subhuman, as they
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taught their soldiers. If you have doubts about that, don't
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read about Nan King in the thirties. Don't. It'll give
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you trauma. What the Japanese did. Yeah, it'll give you trauma.
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That was when Hell visited the Earth. It's happened many times,
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probably happening right now, especially in Ukraine with trench warfare.
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Say a prayer, Say a prayer for those for those
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children that have nothing to do with the conflict in Gaza,
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Say a prayer. Sometimes your left would just shaking your
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head and saying a prayer and just hoping that this
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is all one big virtual reality and it'd all be
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made whole when we're dead and gone, or that we
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learn how to resonate with love, which lowers our entropy. Yeah,