Ep. 17: Two Peacocks in a Podcast

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I know that we could make it right
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Tell me how I live without your love
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I was born to make you happy
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Cause you're the only one who can my mind
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I was born to make you happy
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Hello everybody, welcome to the Happycast, your number one source for the things that make you happy, the things that bum you out, and everything in between. I'm your host, Brian.
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Joining me is the president of the David Caruso fan club, Ben.
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Hi, I'm eating Twix.
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Oh, Twix. I thought, you said Twix, but for some reason I thought Twizzlers, and then I thought Gross.
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No, Twizzlers aren't horrible. Hold on. Keep going and I'll chew.
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So unprofessional. So unprofessional.
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This is me, Stalin. Have you guys been watching Breaking Bad, that show?
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You're not Stalin.
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This is... fair enough.
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That's my Stalin impersonations, talking about Breaking Bad.
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Oh man, that's some good grape soda. Okay, sorry. Where are we?
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Are we doing product placement now? Did you not inform me that we're doing product placement? I'm just eating a handful of Twix, and we're watching the show with this great grape soda.
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While watching Breaking Bad.
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While I sit in my lazy boy recliner.
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And playing with tape.
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You need a name brand for the tape. You can't advertise tape as like a general product. It's not like the National Tape Council hired you to just talk up tape.
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They did. How did you know that?
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I will slowball you a easy way to promote tape then.
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I've got these two things I need to keep together, but they keep falling apart. If only there were some kind of adhesive strip to hold them together.
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Harp sound. Try tape.
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Tape?
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Tape Council.
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Okay, alright. Fair enough.
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So Ben, how are you doing? This is the second podcast in as many weeks, so does that mean that we're back for real? Is this a real thing we're doing?
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Is this for real? Yes it is.
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Is this a dream world? Are we in purgatory? Are we meeting up at the church?
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Should I start all my answers with questions now? Yes I should.
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Very good.
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Can I get through the whole podcast like this? Probably not.
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I agree. I would be way impressed if you could though, so I encourage you to attempt.
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Why should I? I don't know.
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So this week's involuntary sponsor is a little place, maybe you've heard of it, maybe you haven't, but it's the Montgomery Flea Market.
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Really? Montgomery Flea Market? What's that?
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Well Ben, it's just like a mini mall.
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A mini mall?
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Come shop with us. I said Flea Market. Montgomery. Okay, let's stop. Let's kill this.
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What do they have?
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Do they have living rooms? Bedrooms? Dynets?
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Dynets? Like chestnets?
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Is there a dance to help you remember?
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No, if you don't know, you should Google Flea Market Montgomery ad. We should hire that guy to come on the show and then talk it up.
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To the left, to the left, to the right, to the right.
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That's how it goes.
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I need to rewatch that.
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That sponsor once again is Montgomery Flea Market. It's just like a mini mall.
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Okay, so shall we roll into the happy hour?
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Sure. Cool.
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It's happy hour again.
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Hey guys, this is the happy hour part of the show, which is a segment in which we talk about what's making us happy that week. Ben, what is your happy hour pick this week?
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My happy hour pick this week is something called Jolly Rancher Awesome Twosome Choos.
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I really thought you were going to say tape.
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His tape. It sticks stuff together so well.
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So tell me about these. I really do feel like we're doing product integration now. Tell me about these Jolly Rancher Twosome, Loosome, Twisted, what is it called?
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Product Integortion?
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Integortion?
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I don't know.
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Product integration?
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Revenue streams and all that.
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Jolly Rancher Awesome Twosome Choos. We saw them at Walmart yesterday when we went to get groceries and I picked them because they looked awesome.
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You went to get groceries.
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And then you got candy.
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You're like the child.
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You know, we're getting dinner.
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Oh, but mom, I want these Jolly Rancher Awesome Blossom.
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Not awesome blossom.
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There's no Outback candy. Foo.
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To be fair, she got ice cream first and I didn't want ice cream.
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So I went with the candy.
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Again, it sounds almost like a child, but I didn't want ice cream.
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Who doesn't like ice cream though?
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I wasn't in the mood for something I'd have to get up and get from the freezer when I'm hungry.
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Fair enough.
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So do you just keep a big bag of these Jolly Rancher Twosome Blossom Twists?
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Awesome Twosome Choos.
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Do you keep just like a big bag of them by the recording chair at all times?
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Grab a handful, keep going?
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Actually, I ate them all last night.
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Oh.
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There weren't any in the bag and they were really small.
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And they were chewable.
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Unlike the original Jolly Rancher, which would take you like days to eat an entire bag of those.
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They were so freaking sticky.
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But yeah, these, oh my god, these are delicious.
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I thought I was going to choke on them, but they taste good.
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So is your Bumble Patrol being out of your Jolly Rancher Awesome Twosome?
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It should be. You don't want to hear my Bumble Patrol.
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So I'm not going to go there yet.
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You don't like it.
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Oh yeah, I'm not looking forward to that at all.
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You know what it is.
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Jolly Rancher Awesome Twosome Choos.
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What they are is two flavors, if you can believe it.
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What? More than one flavor?
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There's like an inside flavor wrapped in an outside flavor.
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Okay, all right.
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And they're chews. And they're awesome.
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Give us an example of what kind of flavor you have with a good, I mean, it seems like the perfect possibility to like
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combine two flavors that you would necessarily think would go together, but then you twist them together like,
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oh, I didn't think that watermelon and meatloaf would taste so good together.
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But this is kind of fantastic.
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I don't think it would be.
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But there are multiple flavors, but the only two, well, I think there are multiple.
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Maybe there are only two on the back.
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I see like lots of them, but they're all the same ones.
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There are two flavors in here.
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There's green apple wrapped in watermelon and there's orange wrapped in cherry.
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And they're both delicious.
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Yeah, yeah, I don't know, the green apple wrapped in watermelon almost seems like a like a singular flavor because
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watermelon doesn't just taste like water.
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Watermelon doesn't have a real...
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Watermelon has a flavor? That's my favorite flavor of Jolly Rancher.
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It has a slight flavor.
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It has a flavor that is really subtle.
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It's like, oh, I can really, I can enjoy this.
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But it seems like if you combined it with any other thing, that other thing would overpower the watermelon flavor.
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No, no, no, these are delicious. That's why they're gone already.
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I will read off all of the ingredients if you'd like.
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There are a lot of them.
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Does it contain high fructose corn syrup?
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Well, the first thing I see doesn't say it's high, just regular corn syrup.
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Oh, I was hoping for the high. Okay.
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Sugar, enriched wheat flour, all the ingredients of that.
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I'll stop though. That's a lot on there.
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But they're really good, I thought.
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So yes, try tape today.
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Check it out.
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When pushpins won't work, use tape.
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Oh, but pushpins always work.
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Not on like a brick wall.
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Fair enough, but would you tape anything to a brick wall?
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In my school, the tape posters like saying like, homecoming this week, under the wall.
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Were the posters written in that voice as well?
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They were, yeah.
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Like a pink font?
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No, it was like cheerleaders writing it, or the pep squad or whatever.
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Okay, all right, all right.
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Yeah, that's why I use that voice.
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Come on guys, come out to the homecoming. It's gonna be super fantastic.
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We should do a whole podcast like this.
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All right.
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Welcome to the Girlycast.
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Hey guys, welcome.
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Yeah, no, I can't.
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What's that?
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I think someone's secretly a man.
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I can't. No guys, it's me.
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I'm still the same Sabrina you've known for all these years.
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Anyway, let's continue.
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What's your happy hour this week, Bri?
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Bri Bri?
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Oh, please don't call me Bri Bri.
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I'll give you a cool name.
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B-Town.
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Okay, fine.
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B-Town will work.
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It's better than Bri Bri.
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Oh, so my happy hour pick this week is...
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It is a television network.
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It is the AMC network.
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That's not NBC.
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What?
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Because you know what is the representative icon of NBC?
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Oh, yes, the peacock.
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AMC. We didn't go over our themes at the start of the show.
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Yeah, we dropped the ball on the theme thing.
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Do that right here.
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I felt like I was forgetting something.
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Yeah, let's just do that now and we'll pretend it was earlier.
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Okay.
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Hey Ben, what's the theme of this week's podcast?
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I don't know, Brian.
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I have to wrap them up so you get to announce them.
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Alright then.
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I love throwing it back and forth.
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So this week we're going to try something different yet again.
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Again?
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Yes, instead of one theme we're going to go with two themes.
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And I forget the logic behind that.
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Why are we doing two themes?
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See, which version works better?
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Except we're just going to wrap them together in any way at the end so it doesn't matter.
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So it's like the awesome twosome twist of episode 17.
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Exactly. One will overpower the other one.
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Okay, I'm looking forward to that then.
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Well, wait no further.
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For this week's themes, the first one is A New Hope.
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But isn't that Star Wars?
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It is, but it could mean a variety of things, my friend.
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Oh wow, tell me more.
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I'm afraid I can't. I'm afraid you'll have to tell us more at the end of the show.
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Golly gee, mister.
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Oh, I feel like I'm in an episode of Leave It To Beaver.
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Can we stay in our infomercial voices for the entire podcast?
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Oh, I'm afraid not, Billy.
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We need to move on to the regular show after I announce the second theme.
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Oh man.
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And for some reason the second episode theme is Peacocks.
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I blame it on Listener Anne.
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I blame it on The Rain.
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Proud as a peacork, baby.
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Wait, what is a peacork?
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That's a quote from Tracy Jordan's from 30 Rock.
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Oh, 30 Rock, you mean the hit NBC show?
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Dong, dong, dong.
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Peacocks.
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Alright, let's continue.
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Alright, now that we have the themes out of the way.
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So my happy hour pick this week is the AMC channel,
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which I think at some point stood for American Movie Channel.
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They show more than movies?
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They do now. Recently they started doing really great television, and that's what I like.
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I really enjoy the shows they've been doing lately.
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AMC doesn't stand for the Appalachian Mountain Club?
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Maybe it does. They need to change it from the American Movie Channel.
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It needs to be something more fitting.
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Like American Mathematics Competition?
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Or Albany Medical Center?
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Or Air Mobility Command? I'm on Google.
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All of those things are results when you search for AMC.
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Is it the number one result in network though?
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The top four or five are.
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But then there's Math, Appalachian Mountains Medical Center.
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Okay, well, it's good to know they're on top.
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Yes, I've been watching some AMC shows, just to list a few, or I guess I'm going to list them all.
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Breaking Bad, starring Bryan Cranston, who you may remember as the father from sitcom Malcolm in the Middle.
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Who broke it?
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Well, that's an excellent question, Ben.
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Every episode of the series examines the question of who broke bad.
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Do you have stars or trouble making movie stars?
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Such as Tracy Morgan, Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen.
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Which one broke bad the hardest?
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Which broke the baddest?
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The baddest?
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Before the existence of Breaking Bad, had you ever heard the phrase Breaking Bad?
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No, except like, oh man, my leg, it is breaking badly.
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There would be much different shows called Breaking Badly.
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It would be more grammatically correct.
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Yeah, true.
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Hello?
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I don't know.
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What is that?
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I don't, the podcast is haunted.
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Weird.
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Haunted, I tell you.
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Well, that was creepy. We had a ghost on the podcast.
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I know. What are the odds of that happening?
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That reminds me of my work class.
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Whenever someone's phone goes off, everyone around starts coughing and fake sneezing.
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If the phone accidentally rings in class, everyone around is like, oh, so she has time to turn it off.
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Oh, so you guys are covering for each other?
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Yeah, it's teamwork.
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Anytime we hear that, we all start coughing.
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Maybe it's an intentional team building exercise.
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You teleport the trap.
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Oh.
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Okay, but the, Brian Cranston claimed in an interview that the term Breaking Bad is a Southern, I can never say colloquialism.
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Colloquialism?
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I can never pronounce that correctly.
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Colloquialism.
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I love that word, and I love applicable.
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It's my favorite word that I can never pronounce.
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Applicable. Sorry. It's so fun.
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We'll save that for our favorite words to pronounce segment.
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Speaking of words, I have one more thing about words.
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This is kind of sad, but a really fun word to type is deceased.
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Oh. How would you know that? You've been typing that a lot.
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In class. If the person is dead, in the notes we can put, homeowner, deceased.
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And it's all in one, it's all your left hand.
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Also bikini, bikini is all your right hand.
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Really?
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Yeah, the deceased bikini.
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You sound like this one guy I used to know who always talked about making a password for logging in at work.
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He did it by convenience.
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So he talked about one of his all time favorite words is lollipop.
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Which is like, all your right hand.
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Oh, typewriter is all the top row.
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Really? I had no idea.
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The longest once syllable word is squirreled.
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Squirreled.
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Good to know, I suppose.
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The longest word with only one vowel is strengths.
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I'm sorry. Word trivia.
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Oh, you were spoiling our word trivia segment. That was going to be in episode 20.
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Maybe we'll have some of that on our other maybe upcoming podcast.
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You mean on one of the Happycast Network podcast?
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Yes.
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Part of the Happycast family?
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Yes, Ask Us Anything is what we might be calling it.
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We should start soliciting people to send us questions about anything.
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Yes, and I should start going ahead and taking the Gmail and Blogspot and iTunes just because.
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Yeah, it's good to have those as placeholders just in case.
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So we're going with Ask Us Anything?
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Yes, sure.
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Ask Us Anycast.
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And then I'll have my own spinoff called Ask E Anything in which you send in a suggestion and then whatever you want me to, I make an ASCII art picture out of it.
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ASCII Anything!
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It's not to be a spinoff, it can be part of our other show.
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It can be a segment?
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Exactly.
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Okay, good.
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Or we'll have another spinoff, Ask Jeeves Anything.
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Is that us just typing things into a search engine at that point?
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It is.
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Or we'll ask you the question.
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Right the bit, we'll ask them to you.
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That's weird.
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I was actually thinking about this the other day about Ask Jeeves because Google is by far the most popular search engine.
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Everyone uses Google and it's even become its own verb. Like, oh let me Google that.
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Let me Yahoo that.
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Yeah, that's what I was wondering.
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If Ask.com were the market leader, then would it be commonplace to say like, oh yo dog, let me ask Jeeves about this thing.
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Maybe Jeeves would become one of the top baby names.
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Oh man, if I ever have a son, I think I'm going to name him Jeeves.
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Why?
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Speaking of weird things we've noticed.
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Alright, you know when using, well you usually use your iPhone or your iTunes, you might not know.
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But stuff like on Microsoft Word and several other things on which you can save your progress, the save symbol is a freaking floppy disk.
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Why?
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Yeah, yeah, what is it 1995?
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I noticed that I think on Thursday. Why has it not changed yet?
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Would you rather be like a picture of a hard drive?
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Yes, something else because kids nowadays who are learning computers, they don't know what that symbol is. They just know it means save.
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So you think if a kid saw an actual floppy disk, he's like, oh it's one of those saving things.
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Exactly, yeah, like look if I press that it will save my progress.
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One of them there saving disks.
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Oh, that gets to me.
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Yeah, that's weird. I wonder why.
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Also, I think of myself as disgruntled often at work, but is it possible to be gruntled and would that be a good thing?
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Oh, that's good. I don't know. That sounds like a Michael Scott line.
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That's because I thought about that the other day too. I meant to talk about it on the last podcast, but I forgot.
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Yeah, the more I think about it, that does sound like a Michael Scottism. It's like I'm not superstitious, but I am a little bit.
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Oh, rest in peace the office.
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Oh, it's still around. It's not like it's outsourced.
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I would at this point, I think I'd rather watch outsourced.
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Hint at upcoming topic of discussion.
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Because at least if I were to watch outsourced, I wouldn't be constantly reminded of how good it used to be.
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I'd be like, oh wow, this show is still kind of rubbish. It's still not very good.
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You'll always be thinking, wow, this show isn't that great at all and it's on a lot and I have to watch all of it now.
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Anyway, I'll skip that till later.
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Yeah, save it for the Bumber Patrol.
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I'm just going to read off of this Breaking Bad flyer now just to give you some marketing buzz on it.
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Go for it.
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We should have a potluck.
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What?
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We should have a potluck.
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OK, I don't know what I would bring to the potluck.
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I don't know. You bring something, I'll bring something and that's it.
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Like a two party potluck?
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Yeah, so I guess just like hanging out.
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Hanging out with two dishes of food?
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Yeah.
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I brought a salad. I thought we'd be eating other things too.
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Oh, I brought the cups.
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Oh, I brought a bag of ice.
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I always try to be the cup guy.
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You're that guy?
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I'm cup guy.
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That doesn't count. You're not contributing to the potluck.
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Cups and napkins there.
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How are you going to share?
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Fair enough.
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Oh, I wanted to do a meetup somewhere now.
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How about Hawaii?
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Yeah, that seems reasonable.
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Yeah, it's a Happy Cast meetup in Hawaii.
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It's right in between all of us if you count Anne in the Philippines.
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Sure, I guess. That's the logical meeting place then.
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I'm going to be able to make it too.
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Or somewhere else that's near like Anna in Indiana and Anton and the Wootinator and someone else.
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Oh, you mean Anna formerly of Indiana.
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Oh yeah. Ileana. I think that's what she goes by now.
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Okay.
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I apologize.
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Hey everybody, welcome to the Happy Cast, your number one source for the things that make you happy,
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the things that bum you out and everything in between.
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We're starting over now.
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I am your host, Brian, and joining me is a man who has a box of tater tots in his fridge and a...
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I've got nothing.
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Someone who thinks Brian wouldn't do a time loop.
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I ran out of steam halfway into that.
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Okay, so shall I pick up on my happy hour making this really, really terrible for you?
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Yeah, I don't know how I'm going to sum all this up.
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Can I pitch you my idea for periodic table Scrabble where you have the elements as Scrabble tiles
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and then you get the number as the points.
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So it's like, yeah, that one's 56 for that tile.
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That would make the game kind of easy sometimes.
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True.
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I'm going to Google that.
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Periodic table Scrabble.
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See, if you were here, we could Google it together.
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We're really not.
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That's not really a strong selling point.
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We could Google things on one computer and you could see pictures faster.
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Oh, yeah, so I should have the ability to see pictures faster.
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I found it on a science forum.
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Oh, really? So people are working on it.
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It's not an actual Scrabble thing.
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It just seems to be like try to make the largest word or make a sentence out of it.
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Oh, that seems like good nerdy fun.
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I think so.
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I can make my name.
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I know what I am.
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I'm Beryllium Nitride.
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I'm joined by a man who is made of elements from the periodic table.
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So are you.
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I'm also made of elements from the periodic table because you are like a person.
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Oh, fair enough.
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This is the weirdest off topic thing in the middle of happy hour ever.
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So other shows other than Breaking Bad are awesome, Brian.
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Oh, but I didn't get to tell you that Breaking Bad is dark, witty, weird and addictive
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and has the jarring feel of a Tarantino film according to Variety.
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Wow.
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High praise.
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Variety of magazines have said that.
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A variety of magazines.
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More than one.
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Maxim. Boys Life. Highlights.
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Amish Monthly.
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Oh, I love that magazine.
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Modern Electrician, the Amish issue.
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Oh.
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Oh, what else do they have?
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They have a little Zambi show called The Walking Dead, which you have not watched.
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I have it.
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You have the DVD.
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Got it from my birthday.
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Get back to me on that.
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Tell me how you feel about The Walking Dead.
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Oh, I feel zombies are awesome.
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So I assume I like it.
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I think you would.
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And then last but not least would be Mad Men.
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The Mad Men.
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Is that last name?
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Yeah.
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Mad Men.
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Stuart Mad Men.
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Exactly.
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No, it's, you know, it's one of crazy amount of awards.
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It's a show about advertising in the 1960s.
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So just what I find really fascinating is how diverse their programming is.
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They only seem to be connected by the fact that they are all incredibly high quality and well produced.
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It's like, yeah, let's do this show, this gritty show about a chemistry teacher cooking meth.
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And then we'll do a show about advertising in the 60s and a show about Zambis.
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What about Broken Trail?
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What is Broken Trail?
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What is going on here?
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According to Wikipedia, it's a 2006 Western miniseries that originally aired on AMC.
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Probably. Yeah, it's a miniseries.
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I did not see that.
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They also did an update of The Prisoner, a show called Rubicon, which got canceled.
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Killing is a show that's airing on AMC right now, which has been described to me as being Twin Peaks light.
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But I've not watched Twin Peaks, so that means nothing to me.
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Oh, it should. Oh, God. It's awesome. Watch it.
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The Killing? I'll check out The Killing first.
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No, no, watch Twin Peaks first. That's awesome. It's on Netflix.
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Netflix pick.
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Is it your Netflix pick?
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Not this week. My Netflix pick is so much better than my Bummer Patrol.
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Okay. Good to know. Let's get out of here. Let's get out of the longest happy hour segment ever and move on to find out what your Bummer Patrol is.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, man. This is me pretending to be sad and asking you why you also look sad, Ben. What's the deal with that?
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This is me making some stupid remark about the witty thing you said and then going ahead and telling you my Bummer Patrol.
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Oh, this is me replying to your Bummer Patrol, asking you a variety of questions about it and then moving on to my Bummer Patrol.
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And now I'm naming my Bummer Patrol again in comparison to your Bummer Patrol.
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Let's do the whole show like this. This is me reading an email and then mispronouncing a few words, but then just rolling through it like nothing happened.
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And this is me calling you out on it and making fun of you for it.
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This is me crying afterwards.
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That's the part that I edit out.
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Oh, okay. Oh, man, Ben, why the long face? What's got you so down in the dumps this week?
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I'm a horse is the comment I make every week.
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We should retire the horse jokes.
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But we can't.
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I think we should take the horse jokes out the pasture.
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Oh, that was my horse impression.
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It was a little bit frightening. I'm not going to lie. I'm more than a little bit afraid.
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I am a horse, of course, of course.
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Something about a divorce, of course.
484
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Oh, I forgot how that goes.
485
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,000
This Mr. Ed did not get divorced.
486
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000
Horses can't even legally get married.
487
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:14,000
No, Parks and Recreation's joke.
488
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,000
Oh, yeah.
489
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:19,000
Yeah. Hired the horse to cheer up Tom.
490
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,000
And it came in singing and it was scary. Little Sebastian's awesome.
491
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:32,000
Anyway, my bum patrol this week is a little NBC show that I mentioned earlier, not Parks and Recreation, which I just mentioned.
492
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,000
Can you guess it, Brian?
493
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,000
Is it community? I have been telling you about community for a while.
494
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,000
Is it the fact that you cannot watch community?
495
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:46,000
Well, I have downloaded slash bought.
496
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:54,000
I have bought. I mean, I downloaded from iTunes every episode of community except episode 13 because it wasn't included.
497
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000
So, no, not that.
498
00:30:56,000 --> 00:31:01,000
That seems like a weird oversight for iTunes to make. Maybe you should file a report.
499
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:05,000
Maybe I should. And no one should file a report with against me.
500
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000
Indeed.
501
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000
So I.
502
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,000
You're so you're talking about outsourced, aren't you?
503
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:18,000
Against against my warning, you decided to inflict upon yourself the horror that is outsourced.
504
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,000
Why, Ben? Do you do you hate yourself?
505
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:24,000
Do you not feel like you deserve good things?
506
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:29,000
I don't know. It's because I finished watching Parks and Recreation and I didn't know what to watch next.
507
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:34,000
Because I was all caught up on Daily Show and Colbert Report and all the other shows I watch.
508
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,000
And so I thought, why not outsource?
509
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,000
Because I work in a call center.
510
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,000
I can tell you so many reasons why not outsourced.
511
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:47,000
Well, now I can tell you more because I'm sure I've watched more episodes than you have.
512
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,000
Probably. So tell me.
513
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:55,000
I mean, I know. Tell the listeners at home why outsourced is so terrible.
514
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:59,000
Because it is a bad show.
515
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000
That's the only way to say it.
516
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000
Well, all right.
517
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:10,000
An American man loses or almost loses his job at a call center in America because they outsourced everything.
518
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:13,000
But he gets to be the manager in India.
519
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:19,000
And so he trains this ragtag group of Indian call center people to be.
520
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:23,000
I don't know. There's not really any progress so far.
521
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:26,000
So no, no, no, no character progress whatsoever.
522
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,000
They're the same as they were in episode one.
523
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000
Pretty much. There's the main character.
524
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:35,000
Oh, I want to go Wikipedia because I don't remember their names.
525
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,000
But you shouldn't remember their names.
526
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000
Their names are not worth remembering.
527
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000
I think I remember one name.
528
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:47,000
All right. List of outsourced characters.
529
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:51,000
Oh, I guarantee you're the only person ever to search for that.
530
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:54,000
It's on Wikipedia. So someone wrote it.
531
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,000
The creator of outsourced wrote it.
532
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:08,000
Probably. It's starring Ben Rapoport or Rapaport as Todd Dempsey, a Kansas City native who was transferred to India to run the call center for mid-American novelties.
533
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:15,000
He doesn't understand Indian culture and is constantly unintentionally offending workers.
534
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:19,000
He was revealed to be a fan of Kansas City chiefs.
535
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000
He's the manager.
536
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000
I like how that how that how that's put in there.
537
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000
Like it was a shocking reveal.
538
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:29,000
It is revealed in a later episode that he's a fan of the Kansas City chiefs.
539
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,000
Oh, this really changes the way I look at this guy, Tom.
540
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:36,000
In that episode, Indian food makes him have to poop.
541
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:40,000
Like in like the same joke that's made in many episodes.
542
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000
Like in everything.
543
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:46,000
Yeah, everything and multiple episodes of this show.
544
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:51,000
Oh, he doesn't understand Indian culture and is constantly unintentionally offending workers.
545
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000
That happens all the time.
546
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:56,000
And it's not funny like Michael Scott offending workers funny.
547
00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:02,000
It's funny as in I'm feeling kind of uncomfortable because this is slightly racist funny.
548
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000
So not funny.
549
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000
That's my least favorite kind of funny.
550
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:10,000
The whole episode of the whole show makes me feel uncomfortable.
551
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,000
There's a character.
552
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000
But not in a good way. Not in a Michael Scott way.
553
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:20,000
Oh, not in a Michael Scott way. No, not like in a Saw 7 way or no.
554
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:27,000
Closer to like a hostile way or maybe like the human centipede of comedy.
555
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,000
That's what this is.
556
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:37,000
Oh, yeah, that's if it ever makes it on DVD back of the box, the human.
557
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000
The two girls, one cup.
558
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:44,000
One cup. If the goats.
559
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000
Oh, no, let's let's move on.
560
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000
I can't I can't I can't know.
561
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000
No, stop, stop.
562
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000
I will leave the podcast right now.
563
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000
Don't make me turn this podcast around, young man.
564
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000
Oh, I'm sorry.
565
00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:08,000
Every or almost every episode title has a pun of like an American saying with like an Indian word or somewhere or Indian related words somewhere in there.
566
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
I'm going to look up some of those really fast.
567
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,000
Let's see.
568
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000
List of outsourced episodes.
569
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,000
They outsource them.
570
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:20,000
Touched by an Anglo.
571
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:24,000
Home for the Diwali days.
572
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,000
A sitar is born.
573
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000
Sorry, Charlie.
574
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:33,000
Guess who's coming to Delhi?
575
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,000
I'm not gonna lie.
576
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000
I kind of like guess who's coming to Delhi.
577
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000
Mama Sutra.
578
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000
Oh, I haven't gotten out yet.
579
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:44,000
Out of all of these, I appreciate guess who's coming to Delhi.
580
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:48,000
Oh, oh, let's see.
581
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:56,000
Oh, there's also stuff where he makes fun of their culture when there's a character named Mon Meet and he says Man Meet.
582
00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:00,000
That's a silly name.
583
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:04,000
Yeah, that happens a lot.
584
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,000
I bet.
585
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:12,000
Yeah, there's there's that goofy, annoying guy at the call center.
586
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:18,000
There's the typical like possible love interest.
587
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,000
Oh, but guess what?
588
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,000
She's in an arranged marriage.
589
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,000
So it's all sorts of crazy stuff going on there.
590
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:27,000
There's the mischievous assistant manager who wants to be manager.
591
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:31,000
So he keeps trying to thwart the other person.
592
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000
I forgot to make his name already.
593
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,000
Todd.
594
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,000
No, this is painful.
595
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000
This is painful for me to experience.
596
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000
It should.
597
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:47,000
There's one girl who's really shy and quiet, but surprisingly is really good at singing.
598
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000
What a twist.
599
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000
Oh, they never do the talented shy one.
600
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:59,000
There's the cool guy who's not that great at his job, but his friends with the boss.
601
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:07,000
And there's another love interest who's an Australian who runs a call center for an airline.
602
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,000
And she's the other love interest.
603
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:16,000
And then there's Diedrich Bader as a jerk who also runs a call center.
604
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,000
Another call center.
605
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,000
You mean there's more than one.
606
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,000
There are three, but only one main one.
607
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:28,000
But still, there are three.
608
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,000
I can't believe this show got canceled.
609
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,000
Me neither.
610
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:37,000
I had one chuckle once, but that was because it was a joke.
611
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:41,000
That was funny for once.
612
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:49,000
I've heard tell that if you live in a third world country or a second world country, whatever that is,
613
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:55,000
that you find it funny if you've lived there and you aren't used to living there.
614
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,000
But I haven't.
615
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000
I work in a call center.
616
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,000
That's why I decided to take a chance on it.
617
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:13,000
They sell funny things like whoopee cushions and shirts with naughty sayings on them.
618
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000
Tuxedo shirts.
619
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,000
Beer hats.
620
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,000
Edible bikinis.
621
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000
Bachelorette party stuff.
622
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:23,000
It literally sounds like there's nothing good about this show.
623
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,000
It's like the worst thing ever produced.
624
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:32,000
A thing that's kind of like that talking fish, except it's a giant deer head that moves and talks.
625
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Yeah, it's hilarious.
626
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:42,000
Again, I do go back to I kind of like Guest is Coming to Delia's title.
627
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000
Maybe that episode's really good.
628
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,000
I haven't gotten there yet.
629
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,000
I approve of that.
630
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000
Everything else, terrible.
631
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,000
Just absolutely horrible.
632
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,000
I was reading a review.
633
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000
I was like, why did they cancel this?
634
00:38:52,000 --> 00:39:00,000
I don't understand why they don't cancel stuff like The Office and 30 Rock and Parks and Recreations, but they cancel outsource.
635
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:06,000
I was like, wow, you're humorous, like backwards or something.
636
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,000
I don't know.
637
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,000
I just always feel really uncomfortable during.
638
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,000
I'm like, wow.
639
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:19,000
I mean, it's kind of like if you have that racist friend, but you didn't know they're racist, like we discussed the other day, not on the air.
640
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,000
Oh, yeah, the stealth racist.
641
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000
Yeah.
642
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:28,000
I don't think I don't think I don't think outsource qualifies as a stealth racist.
643
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:31,000
That just seems kind of like like like day one.
644
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000
You kind of know it's kind of there on the table.
645
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,000
Like outsource is kind of kind of messed up.
646
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:40,000
I don't know if I can be friends with you outsourced.
647
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:44,000
But the thing is, like, it doesn't seem to know it's being racist.
648
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000
It thinks like, oh, no, it's OK.
649
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,000
You make fun of Americans, too.
650
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:51,000
That just also makes me uncomfortable.
651
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:55,000
Oh, it's just like.
652
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,000
Call. I don't know.
653
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,000
You tell people racist.
654
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,000
This didn't happen in the show.
655
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,000
But it's my example.
656
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:04,000
If you call someone a racist name and they call you one back, that doesn't make it funny.
657
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:08,000
It just makes it more sad.
658
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:14,000
Oh, oh, this is that episode of outsourced where they highlight some kind of cultural difference.
659
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:17,000
Oh, yeah, pretty much.
660
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,000
Oh, that's right.
661
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,000
I mean, all of them.
662
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:25,000
There's one episode where Todd taught them what Halloween was like.
663
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:31,000
Oh, I bet they taught him all sorts of wacky hijinks.
664
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:34,000
I kind of like the office Diwali episode.
665
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,000
That was funny. I like that one a lot.
666
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000
This one was not so funny.
667
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,000
It was a lot more festive, but not as funny.
668
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,000
I'm sorry. If I keep talking about this, I might explode.
669
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,000
But it is on NBC.
670
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:53,000
Who's represented by?
671
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000
Alec Baldwin.
672
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000
Bueller.
673
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:01,000
It's represented by Hope and a peacock.
674
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:07,000
Peacock, the international symbol of hope, unless you're the fourth place network.
675
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:11,000
Oh, anyway, Brian, what's your bummer patrol?
676
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:16,000
Petrol. My bummer patrol is how long we spent talking about outsourced.
677
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,000
I think I can feel my soul dying.
678
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,000
It's really unpleasant.
679
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,000
I've watched half the season. I don't have a soul anymore.
680
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:34,000
No, no, but my actual bummer patrol is I, you know, I kind of feel like this might have happened.
681
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,000
I might have talked about this before in the show.
682
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:41,000
If so, I apologize, but I won't dwell on it too much.
683
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:46,000
But my bummer patrol is that moment where you're about to sneeze and then don't.
684
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000
You don't. You almost sneeze.
685
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,000
Almost sneezing is my bummer patrol. It is the worst.
686
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:54,000
I hate that. I hate that so much.
687
00:41:54,000 --> 00:42:00,000
You just, you know, you tilt your head back, mouth is agape.
688
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,000
I'm about to cover my mouth. No, nothing.
689
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:13,000
And the worst is if somebody sees you and then you don't sneeze and then and then you feel like you have to explain to them like, oh, I was I was I almost sneezed, but then not quite.
690
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:19,000
Oh, my God, Megan, she likes to say bless you.
691
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,000
Like when it looks like I'm about to sneeze and that just messes it up.
692
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:29,000
I can't sneeze after that. That ruins the moment you get you get you get performance anxiety.
693
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,000
It's like, oh, now I feel pressure to sneeze and I can't sneeze.
694
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:36,000
Sneeze fright. Every time I get so mad.
695
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:40,000
Not only not only is it socially awkward, but it's physically uncomfortable.
696
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,000
It's like that moment where you almost sneeze, but then don't quite.
697
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,000
It's like it's like the world doesn't feel quite right.
698
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,000
There's something there's something out of place.
699
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,000
You let something out of you.
700
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000
I hate it.
701
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000
Sometimes I hold in my sneeze.
702
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,000
Like, I mean, not I mean, not like get rid of it, but it's a quiet one.
703
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:02,000
And then sometimes it feels like my arms are being stung from the inside.
704
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000
So I don't do that often.
705
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000
Muffles sneeze.
706
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,000
My arms are on fire.
707
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:11,000
I'm like, no, I don't think I'm doing that again.
708
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,000
But I still do.
709
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,000
How are you now?
710
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,000
How often do you sneeze?
711
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000
Are you like a serial sneezer?
712
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:23,000
Because I feel like on average, on average, I get like one good sneeze a week.
713
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,000
That sounds about right.
714
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000
I can go with that estimate.
715
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:33,000
But you just go with one, though, because I know some people, they don't do the they don't do the regular sneeze.
716
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,000
They do like like a series of miniature sneeze.
717
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,000
My uncle does that all in a row.
718
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:44,000
No, no, I'm the single sneezer usually.
719
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:47,000
I used to be a serial hiccoper.
720
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:50,000
Oh, that also sounds really upsetting.
721
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:54,000
Just like two or three and then I'm done.
722
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:57,000
Yeah, that's your discussion.
723
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:00,000
It is, but it has to be had, Ben.
724
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,000
We need to discuss it because if we don't, who will?
725
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,000
The people have outsourced.
726
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:11,000
I have I have an aunt that sneezes like rapid fire, like a machine gun.
727
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:14,000
That's you. That's you. That's you. That's you.
728
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,000
Wow.
729
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,000
Yeah, like five in a row.
730
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:20,000
Like, do you at that point, you say bless you once?
731
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:24,000
Do you like you wait for like you're kind of you're kind of gun shy.
732
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000
It's like, oh, OK, are you done?
733
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000
Do it after all of them.
734
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,000
Bless bless you.
735
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,000
You just say it once.
736
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,000
There's one is like a blanket.
737
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,000
Bless you. Does it cover everything?
738
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000
No, as they happen, keep doing it.
739
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,000
Bless bless you.
740
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,000
Oh, rapid fire.
741
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,000
Bless you. Yeah, exactly.
742
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,000
Now, do you go do you go with the bless you?
743
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,000
Do you do a gun zoom tight?
744
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,000
How do you get a good zoom tight?
745
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:49,000
Usually I just give a bless you in a little like a slight nod.
746
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,000
What does the nod accomplish?
747
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:54,000
Well, it's like a knowing nod.
748
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000
Like, yeah, I've been there.
749
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,000
No, it's my bless you nod.
750
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:02,000
Like, you know, like we walk past someone and like down the hallway or down the street.
751
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000
It's like the hey, what's up nod.
752
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000
But you don't have to say anything.
753
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,000
I always assume that was like a like a nod of acknowledgement.
754
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,000
Like, hey, I see you there.
755
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,000
How's it going?
756
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,000
But I don't like you enough to open my mouth and speak to you.
757
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:22,000
Yeah, I will go through the the the emotion of actually speaking to you.
758
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000
That would that would waste too much of my energy.
759
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,000
You're not quite worth that.
760
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:29,000
But I will slightly nod my head at you in your direction.
761
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:34,000
Whenever that happens to me, I usually right as I walk past them, I'll be like, hey, what's up?
762
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:38,000
And then I'll keep walking so they can't even finish.
763
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000
Then I have to turn around and start yelling.
764
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:45,000
Oh, not much. I was just going to the bank to make a deposit.
765
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,000
Oh, yep.
766
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,000
And then the nod accomplishes a lot.
767
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,000
But yeah, anyway, yeah, almost season, but they're not quite.
768
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:55,000
It's awful. It's one of my least favorite things ever.
769
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,000
It is awful. This is all right.
770
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000
I don't have a bummer, but it doesn't really fit anywhere in the show.
771
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000
And I just want to talk about it really fast.
772
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000
OK, OK, I got to allow it.
773
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,000
I got to side jack for several hours today.
774
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:08,000
That's when you listen in to someone else on the phone at my job.
775
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000
I think this is illegal. What?
776
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,000
You can't admit this on the air.
777
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,000
No, I can admit this.
778
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000
This is OK. Oh, wait, this is work.
779
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,000
This is work related. I thought you I thought this was like a hobby of yours.
780
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:22,000
No, no, no, that might be illegal.
781
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000
Or I think it is. I don't I don't.
782
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,000
Yeah, I think I'm pretty sure it is.
783
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000
I don't I don't feel like I can talk to you.
784
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,000
No, this is at work.
785
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,000
But for several hours, we got to listen in to phone calls.
786
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:36,000
And it turns out. We apparently have fairly unique voices
787
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:40,000
because every guy we talk to sounded kind of like Rick from Wisconsin.
788
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000
That's not an insult, Rick from Wisconsin.
789
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
That's just a fact.
790
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000
They all sound like Rick from Wisconsin.
791
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000
Oh, man. What about the ladies?
792
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,000
They all sound like anything in particular.
793
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,000
Most of them sounded different.
794
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:56,000
Some sound like like the girl who is sitting next to like said hello,
795
00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:01,000
because for outbound calls, apparently we we we start with hello,
796
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,000
like which is kind of weird.
797
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:09,000
And this lady was like, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
798
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,000
And then we're like, what's going on?
799
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:16,000
And she's like, hello, is there a Rosie Frankowitz there?
800
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:21,000
Or and she's like, no, like am I speaking to Rosie Frankowitz?
801
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,000
Like, no, you're speaking to me.
802
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,000
Who are you? Rosie Frankowitz.
803
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,000
What? Oh, like what's your reason for falling behind?
804
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000
No money.
805
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,000
I was like, well, yeah, that's always the reason for falling behind
806
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000
because you don't have money.
807
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,000
But why?
808
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,000
She's like, I just don't have any money. I don't I don't have any.
809
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,000
I don't want to pay this ever.
810
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:45,000
And it was just so weird the whole day, the whole time.
811
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,000
Oh, that. Yeah.
812
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:50,000
She she almost like it sounds like she almost didn't care at all.
813
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,000
She did. Yeah.
814
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,000
I got no money. Why not?
815
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:56,000
I spent all my money on this exotic bird.
816
00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:03,000
I go, OK, well, if I was at maybe she's starting an exotic bird business
817
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,000
and exotic bird collection.
818
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000
Yeah, it's been about two thousand on the first one.
819
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,000
They say the first one is the hardest and then they, you know,
820
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,000
they all kind of come flying in after that.
821
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:13,000
It's like if you get one, then the others will come.
822
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:17,000
They'll flock and then, you know, that's how you know, you know.
823
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:20,000
No, that's how podcast listeners work.
824
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:24,000
Oh, you're right. Like peacocks.
825
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:27,000
Yes, like peacocks. At least that's the hope.
826
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:30,000
That's how it should work. Proud like a peacock, baby.
827
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:34,000
So shall we move forward to our Netflix picks?
828
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000
Yes.
829
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000
Let's all go to the Netflix.
830
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,000
Let's all go to the Netflix.
831
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:45,000
Let's all go to the Netflix to get ourselves a treat.
832
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:49,000
Welcome to the Netflix picks segment of the show where we make our
833
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:53,000
recommendations for what you should check out on the Netflix streaming service.
834
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:57,000
And now we're including Hulu, too, because we we pay for that.
835
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:00,000
So why not put that into the fold?
836
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000
It's about the same as Netflix.
837
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000
Just different selection.
838
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:07,000
Yeah, Hulu is like the Netflix of TV, right?
839
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,000
What's Netflix?
840
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,000
Netflix is the Hulu of movies.
841
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:14,000
Oh, OK. Just making sure.
842
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000
OK.
843
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:23,000
So, Ben, why don't you tell me what your Netflix pick of the week is?
844
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:27,000
My Netflix pick of the week is Outsourced.
845
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,000
Oh, God.
846
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:33,000
No, I'm kidding. Not Outsourced.
847
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:37,000
I was going to seriously quit the show right then.
848
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,000
Let's do an Outsourced podcast.
849
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:42,000
Oh, no. Let's let's put Outsourced in the vault.
850
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:45,000
Outsourced will never be spoken of again.
851
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:49,000
If you do want to hear another podcast by Ben and Brian, check out Ask Us Anything,
852
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:53,000
which doesn't exist yet because you need to ask us questions first.
853
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:56,000
Oh, are we doing this again?
854
00:49:56,000 --> 00:50:01,000
We have a we have a long fabled history of promoting podcasts on other podcasts before they exist.
855
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:04,000
And it worked, didn't it?
856
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:10,000
Especially when the podcast didn't come out in two different episodes in.
857
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:14,000
Yeah, you're right. That's that did kind of.
858
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000
Yeah, you're right. That was weird.
859
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000
And I apologize for that.
860
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,000
That was partially my fault.
861
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,000
We'd have even more listeners.
862
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000
But we do have 52 and I'm proud of that.
863
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000
At least 52 likes on the fan page.
864
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:30,000
And that's what I'm going to aim it by.
865
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:34,000
Yeah, so Parks and Recreations is my choice.
866
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,000
Oh, I love that show.
867
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:40,000
I didn't think I'd like it because I didn't really like the first couple episodes.
868
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:45,000
But then I was convinced to keep watching it because you, Brian,
869
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:53,000
and you lost the one to wait, slash Denise, who now apparently works at SNL slash listener and tweeted.
870
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,000
Indra. Yeah, name drop. Yeah.
871
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:59,000
I know someone who works at SNL as an intern.
872
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,000
Oh, still. Awesome.
873
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:04,000
It's still it's still is awesome. You're right.
874
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,000
Yeah. Yeah. Parks and Recreation.
875
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:10,000
The first season kind of kind of terrible, kind of rubbish, kind of garbage.
876
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000
Awful. Just unwatchable.
877
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:15,000
The first three episodes don't give up after the first three episodes.
878
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,000
Power through the pain.
879
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,000
They're so good on Lost.
880
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:22,000
But fighting the first three episodes of Lost, get to the fourth one and you'll be hooked to it.
881
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:26,000
No, you don't have to fight through the first three episodes of Lost.
882
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:29,000
If you're a horrible person, you do.
883
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,000
No, you don't.
884
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,000
Lost is so engaging.
885
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:37,000
If you if you do not fall in love with Lost by the like the first two minutes, give up.
886
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,000
There's no hope. There's no hope for you as a person.
887
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,000
I'm sorry. Ouch.
888
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:45,000
How come every episode ends up back to Lost?
889
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,000
Because Lost is the constant.
890
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:56,000
How come three different passwords I have at work are Lost and then numbers like 4815, 2342 or 1516?
891
00:51:56,000 --> 00:52:02,000
Yeah, I use those a lot. And then I also do the flights like I Azure 316 is a favorite of mine.
892
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:06,000
Oh, how come my pin is 4815?
893
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:10,000
Hey, that's my pin, too. We probably should be talking about our pins on the air.
894
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,000
And we have the same bank.
895
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:15,000
Oh, yeah. Oh, God. OK. Let's stop.
896
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:19,000
Hey, you know, it's weird is my Social Security number is 48.
897
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,000
Oh, no. OK. We'll stop. We'll stop here.
898
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:25,000
My routing number and check numbers are.
899
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:30,000
Oh, this is how you sign my name.
900
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:34,000
I. Yeah. Anybody. Anybody can mimic my my signature is awful.
901
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:38,000
It is the worst. Mine's B Scribble C Scribble.
902
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:41,000
Yeah, me too. Except really double.
903
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:45,000
I was like, I hope it's not B Scribble C Scribble. That's not your name.
904
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:48,000
Yeah, it would make it would make no sense that way. Right.
905
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:53,000
No, it would not. Identity theft podcast coming this fall.
906
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:56,000
Ask us anything about identity theft.
907
00:52:56,000 --> 00:53:00,000
Oh, by the way, for Ask Us Anything, it could be stuff you want advice on
908
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:05,000
or it could be stuff you just want to know, like trivia, or we'll just make up
909
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:08,000
some crap because we don't know and we're too lazy to look it up.
910
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:12,000
That's true. That's going to be what we say at the start of every episode.
911
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:15,000
That is quite catchy. I think that might catch on.
912
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,000
Put it on a T-shirt, give it out to listeners.
913
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:23,000
We've gone viral. I'm talking circles. Let's go viral.
914
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:27,000
Let's choose. Oh, what what is going on?
915
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:32,000
I want to do that. Sorry, my head set up.
916
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,000
Oh, God, I think things got really terrifying.
917
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:38,000
I what happened?
918
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:43,000
Just it was a I mean, I don't maybe I don't know if if if Heather heard that
919
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:46,000
it was a really unsettling sound.
920
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:51,000
Describe it. It was it was as if the island was
921
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:54,000
there's like a bright light in the island was vibrating.
922
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:57,000
It was it was really. Yeah.
923
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:00,000
Oh, if only you were recording, too.
924
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:03,000
Yeah, if only. Oh, man.
925
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:06,000
Thanks for the nightmares, Ben.
926
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:10,000
You're welcome, Brian.
927
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:14,000
So menacing. Oh, when we talk about playing portal and how I fell asleep.
928
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:19,000
Oh, I have a warp zone.
929
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:25,080
have a warped down next okay okay cool we're going to very forgot
930
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:35,880
uh so ben parks the first three episodes are awful just unwatchable it's it hurts your eyes but
931
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:40,520
then if you get past those three it's quite good right ben do you agree it's quite did you like
932
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:45,240
the first three uh well i didn't that's why i stopped watching because i watched those three
933
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:50,120
and didn't think it was that great but then i kept watching a couple years later when you guys kept
934
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:56,840
talking about how awesome it was and it is so funny i'd love the show now it is top shows
935
00:54:57,560 --> 00:55:02,760
yeah it gets it gets really good it gets surprisingly good for how bad it was at first
936
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:07,240
it's kind of like a reverse the office if you think about it that way wait till the next season
937
00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:12,600
before you totally give up on it the office is awful no you just have to see how it is
938
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:18,360
uh yeah i don't know just just short of doing a like a dallas ending with like michael scott
939
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:23,640
walking out of the shower it's like oh it was all a dream you didn't move at all that would almost
940
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:30,840
be acceptable at this point but probably not probably not but maybe but it's oh yeah it's
941
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:35,480
awesome it is funny the characters are funny they're characters named both tom and jerry
942
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:41,560
and jerry uh i didn't even think about that yep and there's an an and andy like raggedy
943
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:47,080
oh wow again didn't think about that and even dressed up as raggedy an one year for halloween
944
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:53,800
and in an episode oh you're right you have obviously been paying much more attention to
945
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:58,040
the show than i have it's the last of comedies about local government
946
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:04,280
um okay yes i will i will allow that i was going to correct you until you added that last part
947
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:12,040
and then i had no choice but to allow it what is the last of regular comedies uh arrested
948
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:17,320
development that's what i was right i would say arrested development yeah it is it's that
949
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:22,040
that one's too that's watch that show too it's really good but yeah watch parks might
950
00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:31,800
parks watch watch parks and recreation even watch that one too so do you do you go the full title
951
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:37,000
now parks and recreation or you just like shorten it to parks and rec is that an acceptable usually
952
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:43,880
i just go with i just go with parks because that it's a lot easier to text out i just got an iphone
953
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:51,160
which should have been my happy hour i'm stupid but but no instead your happy hour was awesome
954
00:56:51,160 --> 00:57:02,360
two-tone twizzlers not two-tone whatever but my old phone died anytime i like moved a little bit
955
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:09,000
and so i finally gave up on that one it's not a mobile phone at all then no by definition that
956
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:13,560
is a stationary phone to read my texts i would have to like lay on a table and be really careful
957
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:18,840
when i've hit the buttons ah just like the pioneers in the old days back with their cell
958
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:26,840
phones they had really bad reception back then for reading text by candlelight i'm eating a chip
959
00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:35,880
anyway uh okay uh ben ben try to force that into new catchphrase ben stop trying to make i'm eating
960
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a chip the catchphrase of the happy cast i'm telling you it's not gonna catch on you are making
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me choke on the chip is why so if you live nearby i could like open your door and slide it in and go
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00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:59,960
i'm eating a chip and the audience would applaud yeah yeah that'll be your kramer entrance i'm
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00:57:59,960 --> 00:58:10,840
eating a chip and then my my variation would be i'm drinking orange juice who likes orange juice
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brian likes orange juice is it true is it true he do he do he do oh yeah oh that's whatever happened
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00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:28,680
to kel i don't know kenan's on snl yeah so that's why i'm wondering did is kel like dead
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i hope not aren't he maybe had an orange soda overdose maybe kenan killed kel remember that
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00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:39,960
burger movie they had together oh good burger of course yeah big part of my childhood the good
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burger welcome to good burger home of the good burger may i take your order oh his name was ed
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00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:52,040
i think i don't i don't know this is weird this is i i'm i'm sure this is like really riveting to
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like two people out there they're like i remember that everyone else is scratching their head like
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00:58:56,200 --> 00:59:04,760
what what are they talking about rent good burger moral of the story rent good burger
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00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:12,520
if you need to be a place you need to be convinced it has a pagoda in it so there you go anyway parks
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00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:21,800
and recreation my favorite characters ron swanson is his name it's not just yeah ron swanson uh jerry
974
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:27,560
because he makes me really sad and andy dwyer and why does everyone have such weird last names
975
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:34,440
because funny names are funny especially in one episode when they go like they're at some awards
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00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:40,680
dinner and they go through the previous winners they all have such weird names which i do appreciate
977
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:44,040
a little bit because real life people do have weird names sometimes but they're also normal
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name people out there like jones and smith and brown davis and cob that's a weird damn i've
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00:59:55,400 --> 01:00:02,360
never known anybody by that name not even one person no there's a county there's there's a
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01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:06,440
county in georgia named cob that's where they're filming the walking dead season two why aren't
981
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:12,520
you there now i well you talked me into doing this podcast i wanted to audition to be a zombie but
982
01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:17,000
they said i wasn't uh i wasn't sickly enough looking they said zombies have to have that
983
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:22,360
malnourished sickly look you can't have a uh you can't have a heavy zombie apparently
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01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:25,880
but that that would mean you're like the the king of zombies it's like i'm the most successful
985
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:33,000
zombie right exactly you ate the most people i guess that would just brains i guess yeah i don't
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01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:39,720
that doesn't make sense what's your netflix pick i recommend parks recreation it's awesome watch
987
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:48,280
it now and yours is my netflix pick is good burger outsourced oh no those two should if good source
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01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:59,080
and out wait good sourced if good burger if good burger and outsourced had a baby it would be the
989
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:08,280
event ah nice nice call back to a conversation we had once i thought that was actually how they were
990
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:17,320
like promoting it yeah that is how they promoted the event for really this 24 if 24 lost had a baby
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01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:23,960
it would be the event like oh some disturbing imagery okay all right so what would good burger
992
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:33,880
plus outsourced make oh twilight i don't know does that makes sense because twilight is about
993
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:39,240
is a racist comedy about working in a fast food restaurant no not at all
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01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:50,120
okay um what what are we doing oh yeah netflix pick that's right my netflix pick of the week
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01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:57,320
is actually on hulu and it is a show called raising hope i have not heard of that it is a sitcom
996
01:01:57,960 --> 01:02:02,360
it is on the fox network it just finished its first season got picked up for a second season
997
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:07,000
it has a has a really good i mean it's like kind of lowbrow comedy but it's done pretty well i mean
998
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:13,080
this pretty it's clever um my my favorite my favorite joke is uh my favorite line is this guy's
999
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:21,320
like oh yeah i looked up this book called thesaurus it's like the dictionary's cousin oh my uh my
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01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:29,160
example so i um let's see i thought i don't want to spoil it has a really good pilot that sets up
1001
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:36,440
that sets up the uh the situation i'll just say it's about a it's about a family and a single dad
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01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:42,680
raising raising a baby that's what it's about oh and it has cloris leachman oh she's like television
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royalty so it's great to see cloris leachman on anything so yes is a single dad making myth in the
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01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:56,920
60s while running from zombies no but i would probably watch that but yeah it's got cloris
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01:02:56,920 --> 01:03:04,040
leachman and uh this is a just a rant uh that nobody else to care about but in in the first
1006
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:09,240
season cloris leachman was in every episode with the exception of maybe one or two but she did not
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01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:16,280
get a main credit she got a special guest star credit for every episode why i it's weird right
1008
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:20,280
it's because she couldn't commit to being in every episode so she couldn't be part of the
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01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:26,680
the main principal cast oh that's lame that happened to csi a couple times but she'll be
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01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:33,400
joining uh she'll be joining the cast next season proper um and uh it's actually pretty funny there
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01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:37,240
they they talked about it and they they okayed it with her and she thought it was cool so they're
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going to credit her you know instead of the traditional uh and cloris leachman which
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01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:49,240
apparently in like tv if you get the end credit that's a big deal oh like like arrest developments
1014
01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:56,680
like starring all these people and jeffrey tambor and david cross oh anyway anyway her credit her
1015
01:03:56,680 --> 01:04:04,680
credit's gonna say and introducing cloris leachman now i want to watch that show even more and she's
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01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:09,560
like she's like 86 and wonderful just like the most delightful woman in the world check it out
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01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:15,720
i thought you're saying she's 86 and wonderful just like the most wonderful person in the world
1018
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:25,400
i'm like who who eluise hawking well again it all comes back to loss doesn't it all right
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01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:31,560
didn't find it all comes back to murder she wrote how about angela landsberry uh yeah i you know i
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01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:37,240
don't know what she's up to also i feel like we've talked about this before this like deja vu i had
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01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:46,840
no idea she was british no idea angela landsberry yeah she was mrs pots in the uh the animated uh
1022
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movie the little mermaid right beauty and the beast beauty and the beast right yes she was the
1023
01:04:54,760 --> 01:05:00,760
french candle right she was and you know what else uh parks and recreation was not the french candle
1024
01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:06,760
i wasn't listening you disagree like yeah that was her no totally her the french candle was that guy
1025
01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:16,200
who's in uh law and order regular okay oh i like that that's how it's referred to now law and order
1026
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:25,080
classic uh law and order popper but yeah yeah uh they made a reference in park recreation to
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01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:34,280
not hawking to uh what's her face landsberry i think 30 rocks oh right yeah yeah well it wasn't
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01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:38,520
about her having a angela landsberry haircut yeah they called her angela landsberry in high
1029
01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:44,440
school not because she solved mysteries but because of the hair uh yeah that's a good line
1030
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:49,640
i do remember that i love that the reason i'm remembering stuff too well is because i watched
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01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:55,560
it almost straight through and now megan's watching it straight through with me oh you're doing the
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01:05:55,560 --> 01:06:01,080
rewatch yes a very close rewatch the first time i watched it i would like to yeah i would like to
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01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:08,520
throw my head in and also uh endorse parkson rec great show check it out check it out um
1034
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:14,360
there i think i think the best characters aren't introduced until season three but i guess i don't
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01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:20,120
want to spoil that one's name ben really good late yeah the others in chris really good late
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01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:27,640
characters in that show are there any bryans on the show not that i'm aware of yet and how many
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01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:38,200
bins have there been there have been two bins ha ha ha i'm awesome i suppose so so i think that does
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01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:45,400
it for the netflix pick segment of the show ben what's next uh i'm eating a chip so you'd say it
1039
01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:52,920
oh time to play a little game we call no news it's not new news it's not a game is it i don't know
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01:06:52,920 --> 01:07:01,960
why i referred to it as a game it's a pool so i guess it counts okay your news you lose
1041
01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:09,080
what very good news you lose
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01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:17,640
so this is the you know standard weird news segment we uh pick a weird news story from the
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01:07:17,640 --> 01:07:23,080
internet or a paper you know any source we name the source and then we share it with you and you
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01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:29,880
the listener you're left with a horrible terrible task of voting on which uh host came to the table
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01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:35,560
with the weirder news story i should probably script that next time have some kind of just like
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01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:41,160
just like like concise and short explanation of what's going on maybe but it's okay i have
1047
01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:49,400
a question first so we get our news from any source even an outsource i'm sorry i actually
1048
01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:55,800
have three now by the way three three news stories or three more outsource references
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01:07:56,440 --> 01:08:00,200
i have three news stories i'll reference outsource as many times as possible
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01:08:02,200 --> 01:08:07,080
okay all right so you like three really three stories it seems like cheating right would you
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01:08:07,080 --> 01:08:13,240
like one of them and i mean i have one i brought my own story to the table well we can have two
1052
01:08:13,240 --> 01:08:19,480
each this one is kind of awesome too all right well you you kick it off and then i'll go after you
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01:08:20,440 --> 01:08:27,560
all right should i go with all three or just the first one i just do the first one and then i'll
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01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:34,840
do one and then you'll do one okay headline angry birds dive bomb police officers okay all right
1055
01:08:34,840 --> 01:08:43,400
promising uh start exactly and by the way i don't believe this but people who are rude and dislike
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01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:50,760
cops occasionally reference them with a slang name of pigs so angry birds are attacking pigs
1057
01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:54,280
yeah i played a game like that once
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01:08:54,280 --> 01:09:03,240
wait angry birds oh yeah that too yeah angry birds that's their dive bombing pigs
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01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:09,240
yeah yeah so okay so that's the head what's that's the headline what's going on what's the actual
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01:09:09,240 --> 01:09:14,680
content of the story it looks like why why are they dive bombing pigs i don't think they're
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01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:23,560
real cops look what you made me do ah i'm telling the cop listeners we have i'm telling the cop
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01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:28,600
i don't think we have any well apparently in seattle area police department oh i had to read
1063
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the first line actually officers at a seattle area police department have found themselves
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01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:40,920
in a flap with some unusual suspects an angry flock of birds get it in a flap because that's
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01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:48,600
how birds fly oh crows have been attacking police in the parking lot of the police department
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01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:54,280
precinct station oh wait crows crows are attacking yeah well that's actually really frightening then
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01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:59,240
they've been swooping down and dive bombing the officers as they walk to and from their cars
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01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:05,480
so they're being attacked by by crows not not like one crote a time though but like a group of crows
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01:10:05,480 --> 01:10:10,920
i guess and it's even more frightening when i read these two quotes real fast lieutenant bob john
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said he recently was flanked was flanked by the aggressive birds and got zinged and then he also
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01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:24,120
continued and said he got zinged like like the bird made a joke or yeah it was a kind of witty
1072
01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:31,000
retort liner zing and then john's continued and said they're like velociraptors
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01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:42,840
wait what he said quote they're like velociraptors unquote wait what how did he arrive at that
1074
01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:49,800
conclusion what what makes them like velociraptors i don't know maybe it's this next thing one officer
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01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:54,600
used his siren to try to scare away the crows but it didn't work the birds responded by decorating
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01:10:54,600 --> 01:11:01,480
his car with droppings oh it's a yeah it's a colorful way of putting it decorating with droppings
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01:11:02,440 --> 01:11:06,680
it means he pooped all over it for those of you who didn't understand that i don't know why you
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01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:13,080
wouldn't thank you thank you for explaining it i'm sure people were wondering like oh what like droppings like
1079
01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:21,080
like gumdrops like gun drops all over that car it was in their next parade but the state and wild
1080
01:11:21,080 --> 01:11:26,120
the state fish and wildlife department lady said the birds are simply protecting baby crows that
1081
01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:33,080
have been kicked out of the nest and are learning to fly not fry learning to fly no people don't eat
1082
01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:42,680
crow that's my favorite weird al parody of the foo fighters learn to fry ah boo that's not thank
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01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:49,160
you anyway i i deserve that yeah this seems to be the main for some reason the last line is ever it
1084
01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:56,600
is about 25 miles north of seattle okay but the line before that is a little better she said the
1085
01:11:56,600 --> 01:12:00,440
employees will be cautious but can use umbrellas to defend themselves if need be
1086
01:12:00,440 --> 01:12:07,480
wait they they can so they're they're allowing them to use an umbrella why don't think like you
1087
01:12:07,480 --> 01:12:13,640
attack you can only you can only use an umbrella that's it get off is that a cane you can't use a
1088
01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:19,480
cane no i think it's easy to protect themselves from the dive bombing put it above a little i don't
1089
01:12:19,480 --> 01:12:27,240
know why they're not using like planks of wood and stone i don't know so so these people are being
1090
01:12:27,240 --> 01:12:33,560
attacked by a group of crows yep angry birds attack it wait so what's up so wait it correct me if i'm
1091
01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:41,240
wrong i i i could be off base here isn't a group of crows referred to as a murder a murder yes
1092
01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:46,760
it's a murder of crows so they're being attacked by a murder of crows sound like the the perfect
1093
01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:52,760
place to have some kind of wah pun yeah if we if we if we planned ahead of time there could have
1094
01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:58,360
been a wah pun you know i'm gonna put it there anyway even though okay yes we've earned it sure
1095
01:12:59,720 --> 01:13:05,480
there is a pun but we're too lazy to make it so wow just imagine there was a pun there a murder of
1096
01:13:05,480 --> 01:13:16,920
crows wow it was found pecked to death by like 50 angry crows i'd have to say it was murder
1097
01:13:16,920 --> 01:13:22,840
i'd have to say it was murder wow something like that
1098
01:13:25,160 --> 01:13:38,040
anyway what's your nanu's is not new my nanu nanu of the week is from msnbc.com and the headline says
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01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:45,880
teen tried to pass off home as his own so how so well let me let me tell you uh six place in new
1100
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:52,680
york i'm gonna withhold names and locations just to protect the guilty here but um i won't it's
1101
01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:57,560
it states a teenager his girlfriend and her family were just getting comfortable inside a
1102
01:13:57,560 --> 01:14:06,360
multi-million dollar lakefront home when a problem arose the owner showed up what i can put the record
1103
01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:15,560
scratch in there now i have that so state police say that 18 year old name withheld had convinced
1104
01:14:15,560 --> 01:14:21,960
his girlfriend and her family that he had inherited the vacation home from his grandfather then invited
1105
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:29,560
them to move in so wait so how do i i i just i struggle with this because how did an 18 year
1106
01:14:29,560 --> 01:14:35,160
old like convince him like oh yes my grandfather left me this multi-million dollar home sure yeah
1107
01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:41,400
but then what i'm i it doesn't say how he how he got in how he started to you know live in the
1108
01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:47,000
home himself and why he invited them it just makes no sense like he didn't think it out it sounds like
1109
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:52,680
a wacky movie plot it does it sounds like the opening of a trailer even the first line of the
1110
01:14:52,680 --> 01:15:02,840
story and then a problem arose the owner showed up wow zach effron is a house sitting not him
1111
01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:09,720
he's too old just no no he'd go to fanning he would be he would be playing it like a comedically
1112
01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:18,040
younger character than he should who would play the family luke luke perry is luke perry luke
1113
01:15:18,040 --> 01:15:24,120
wilson the eternal teenager luke perry that's what they're gonna call it the eternal teenager
1114
01:15:25,080 --> 01:15:28,760
uh yeah sure i guess that's not a good name for that what else happened
1115
01:15:30,280 --> 01:15:33,560
that's pretty much it that's that's the gist of the story just let him go
1116
01:15:34,600 --> 01:15:39,400
i could try to move into a house and the cops were like hey not cool man he probably shouldn't do
1117
01:15:39,400 --> 01:15:44,760
that i would probably not watch the movie but get tired of seeing the trailer on hulu all the time
1118
01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:51,960
uh yeah let's see okay so i will tell you that sorry i'm trying to see the team wolf trailer
1119
01:15:51,960 --> 01:15:57,160
all the time i think about team wolf i'm not gonna watch it uh okay apparently he's being held in
1120
01:15:57,160 --> 01:16:01,960
jail on ten thousand dollars bail so there you go you can afford it his grandfather had a mansion
1121
01:16:02,760 --> 01:16:09,160
exactly you should sell that mansion and then get bailed out is he easy all right so so far
1122
01:16:09,160 --> 01:16:16,040
we have angry birds or a house sitting teen that's be some kind of pun we can make out of that
1123
01:16:17,480 --> 01:16:22,360
yeah we'll work on it we'll workshop it yeah we will should i read my second one because i kind
1124
01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:31,080
of like these that we had uh i guess they can be our runners you gotta go and share your other
1125
01:16:31,080 --> 01:16:36,600
two that didn't quite make the cut all right they got really close though all right this one uh
1126
01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:44,440
uh moose on loose barges into swedish retirement home ah nice i like the i like the headline moose
1127
01:16:44,440 --> 01:16:53,320
on loose very good somebody had fun with that one official say i'm sorry the failed dr seuss book
1128
01:16:53,960 --> 01:16:59,800
moose on the loose this is the plot of it if i had a lot of free time i would have written this as a
1129
01:16:59,800 --> 01:17:06,680
dr seuss poem but that was way too much work officials say a moose burst through the dining
1130
01:17:06,680 --> 01:17:11,240
room window of a retirement home in southwestern sweden knocking over furniture and flower pots
1131
01:17:11,240 --> 01:17:21,960
before taking off into the wild again yeah all right that's right so so a moose just just ran
1132
01:17:21,960 --> 01:17:27,640
into ran through the wall of a retirement home and then not the wall that'd be like the kool-aid man
1133
01:17:27,640 --> 01:17:36,200
oh yeah okay through a window yeah yeah which i keep seeing in like slow motion and close up so
1134
01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:41,400
like the width and like the window like the glass shattering and the moose just galloping through
1135
01:17:43,720 --> 01:17:50,680
i don't know why he did it but you don't know why the moose did it no they don't know that the moose
1136
01:17:50,680 --> 01:17:56,280
was mostly uninjured just slightly scratched no no one else was injured what were they able to reach
1137
01:17:56,280 --> 01:18:02,280
the moose for comment though uh the moose eventually escaped into a nearby park after police managed to
1138
01:18:02,280 --> 01:18:11,000
open the home's doors okay and uh the head of the home had said that residents had just finished
1139
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:15,560
lunch and left the ground floor dining room when the moose jumped through the three-paneled glass
1140
01:18:15,560 --> 01:18:21,720
window she said it jumped over a sofa and knocked over chairs and flowers before getting stuck in the
1141
01:18:21,720 --> 01:18:31,160
set of doors oh man yeah this is in this is in sweden it is and i want to live there now
1142
01:18:32,040 --> 01:18:37,960
if that's what the retired community can look forward to moose crashing through your rooms and
1143
01:18:37,960 --> 01:18:43,480
walls apparently it's exciting it does sound that's not quite the eventful day for the
1144
01:18:43,480 --> 01:18:50,760
retirement community never a dull moment yeah so there's the moose on the loose and the third one
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that almost made it that i found last minute assault a case of mistaken weasel identity
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all right okay all right i approve of the headline uh their sub headline police say man who took
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umbrage at having dead martin called a weasel actually had a mink i don't know wait what can
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you could you uh run that by me one more time uh police say man who took umbrage at having dead
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martin called a weasel actually had a mink yeah yeah police say a washington man who was holding
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a dead weasel when he assaulted his girlfriend's ex-boyfriend was actually holding a mink carcass
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not a weasel it was a mink so wait so is the is the the mink named martin what's it's with an e
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instead of an i i think it is something martin martin is some type of weasel mink looking thing
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when i google it oh okay all right i did not know that i didn't either the more you know
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the bum bum bum so we so so so they called his mink a weasel and then he was offended by this
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oh my god i didn't even read this whole article yet i'm glad you prepared the police said the 33
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year old man had the dead animal with him when he went to the other man's apartment looking for his
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girlfriend the victim told police he was struck after he asked the man why he was carrying a
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weasel he told police the attacker replied it's not a weasel it's a martin then punched him in the
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nose and fled what why oh that doesn't explain anything no but police chief jeff meyers told
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this radio station that martin's haven't been seen in the area for 50 years the day i know the the
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dead animal was a mink thank you police so that was the guy the guy was wrong anyway oh yeah
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he got offended but he was wrong anyway that's i think i want oh i almost want to do this one
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that's so ridiculous i just left the line it's not a weasel it's a martin and then punch him in the
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nose then it's not even a martin it's a mink yep i'm switching it this is mine oh well now you're
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gonna win easily i had three i gave you an option that's the one i was going to give you as your
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backup okay all right well so head on by the happy cast blog happy cast dot blog spot dot com
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the happy cast because we were too slow uh that's right the happy cast dot blog spot dot com
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vote on which story you thought was was so yeah what are the rules for voting which story was the
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best or the weirdest however you personally feel your yeah okay yeah sure uh yeah head to the happy
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cast dot blog spot dot com vote on your favorite story yes and i don't know what's on the line here
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i guess just bragging rights some kind of sad sad bragging rights moving to arkansas no if you win
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if you win you can have my girlfriend no i can't say that she'll get mad if you win you can have
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i i have nothing of value uh arkansas your posters you can have you can have arkansas oh i don't want
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arkansas for myself if you win you can have my kidney yes yes i will sell it and get money and
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then podcast across america and then uh you'll sell it for 20 but then you know you loan that
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20 to your friend and then you but they don't give you your 20 back and you complain to me
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and then i'm like you want your 20 back i want my kidney back that was way too far to get that one
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out it was worth it it was worth it oh fan mail hey you know what this is all your mail hey guys
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this is part of the show where we read your emails that you sent to happy cast feedback at gmail.com
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or uh if you called us at seven seven happy none and you win uh we'll play those calls as well but
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um or what not not uh five zero wait five two zero hp p y c s t or seven seven happy none
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so ben what uh you know we made it we made our uh return last week uh no no feedback then has
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anyone contacted us in the uh in the time since any email any uh voicemail yes we actually have
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a wealth of it from about four people but still that's a wealth for us yeah yeah it's pretty good
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and with our new feedback solicitation which sounds almost illegal then it sounds like there'd
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be like a like a sting operation for this someone's gonna send us like uh i don't know how that even
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worked sting operation i don't know hey man you want to call into my podcast to leave a voicemail
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uh it was an undercover cop you know what other feedback people should leave us at our phone number
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or at happy cast feedback at gmail.com questions of trivia questions or wondering questions or
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advice questions that's true ask us anything literally anything and we literally literally
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anything i hate you why would you do that i i you know i like the way he says that i don't it drives
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me crazy is it the fact that he that he's clearly using it incorrectly or that he just uh that he
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that he just pronounces it the way he does both
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look i like i like the way he says it though literally literally uh oh by the way for people
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who don't know we're talking about parks and recreation again
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that's why they should check it out check it out check it out anyway uh yes our first piece of
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feedback is a very serious piece of feedback that could change the future of the podcast forever
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oh nice nice uh way to promo it thank you that's the only way to promo it
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we got an email i don't know what number it was from but i'm kind of scared
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emails don't come from numbers that's the there might have been a number in the email
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all right here's what it says dear biden brian this is the president of frost national bank
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i was just listening to your podcast and heard you disparaging the training methods and employees
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of my company our lawyers will be in touch i suggest you cease and desist any mention of our
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business and future personal broadcast transmissions signed president frost ceo oop the poop
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oh no yeah so frost so apparently apparently there was like an icy reception about all the
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stuff you talked about hey they didn't they didn't care for you talking all that mad yang
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about their company mad yang would be a cool band name yeah or happy yen we've uh we've done this
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we have i think so oh we're just the same thing every day just like groundhog day or black friday
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yeah it's weird callback but you sure that works oh i'm gonna write that book still oh hold on before
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i continue i forgot to make the you're very excited about something tell me i tweeted about this the
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other day all right i was in line in the food court to get pizza because megan had had to work
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till like midnight and i knew she was gonna be really tired so i was standing there in line
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and who did i see but the mj turner award-watching mj turner was there in line
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wait wait wait wait wait the mj turner the mj turner did you wait okay i don't want to step on
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your toes you did you do the joke already award-watching okay yeah ah like i'm gonna
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award-watching novice mj turner was in line wow did you get an autograph did you did you
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ever ever give you like a thumbprint as a souvenir i was too nervous to say anything
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i didn't know what to do so i didn't say anything i talked to her a little bit today at work and she
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seemed really grumpy but i was i was going to talk to her talk to him because probably because she
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heard me i was like i'm gonna do this i'm gonna do this i'm gonna do this i'm gonna do this i'm
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gonna talk to her talk to him because probably because she heard you talk mad yang about her on
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this podcast you're so happy in literally literally dozens of people listen to this
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literally you should even just maybe you messed that up at first anyway you're saying it right
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sorry
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uh yeah but oh i got so excited i started talking to her today i really want to talk to her enough
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where maybe she will just give me a free novel and i will read it live on the podcast in segments
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or just or just have that be its own uh segment on the show or not segment but its own podcast
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you read a chapter at a time oh no we both will we'll act to that radio show chris can do the music
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oh yeah yeah you always say that about anything this will do music because i can't do the music
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oh yeah chris even knows this podcast exists he knows it exists because i think i mentioned
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it once and he had never listened to it before or you had well he he did make the intro music so
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oh yeah he and the outro music he knew we were doing something he did do the music but he doesn't
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like it it's true he made the music but he's really dissatisfied with it did you use that
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the toy piano i thought i like it and he's like uh i'm dissatisfied with it i was like every artist
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is unsatisfied is not satisfied with his work exactly anyway all the best positions have
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daddy issues yes it most well how many what is the crossover for cowboy musicians other than
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country music i uh i don't know there could be like a cowboy rap star right kid rock
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didn't he wear a cowboy hat is he i don't know i thought he did mates i maybe he has
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if someone photoshopped a picture of cowboy curtis with electric guitar
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or something else make a cowboy curtis in the matrix oh yes do that this is a weird conversation
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speaking of photoshop i want to skip ahead to that one and come back to these other ones
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mr neil orangepeel which i guess is what he wants to be called because i am not totally clear yet
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uh that works yes he is an awesome person who is from uh that one other podcast listening group
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what was it ask us anything um which oh the uh the thing the other thing oh lost unlocked yes yes our
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uh lost podcast that you and i hosted a few years ago um oh yeah that one well anyway in the last
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podcast i mentioned like offhand and mostly jokingly that i wanted someone to photoshop a picture
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of cookie monster chain smoking and guess what neil orangefield did and oh that's that's it
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it's top top of the list now favorite favorite contributor to the show without a doubt neil
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orangefield for submitting a picture of chain smoking cookie monster fantastic it is incredible
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is incredible i love it are you going to love it are you are you going to share it with the world or
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yes stingy just keep it yourself i am going to share it with the world it will be the picture
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for this week's podcast maybe plus something else like i do that sometimes where i really really
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badly photoshop stuff this is goodly photoshopped exactly it's uh pretty impressive oh yes thank you
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so much neil orangefield you win a high five i'm pretty sure he's in the uk so it's uh quite a
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commute for a high five but i'm not i'm not saying i doubt that you're committed to it i'm sure you
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would gladly fly how many hours would that take arkansas to to the uk you'd probably have to stop
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like in atlanta get a connecting flight i don't know so to pick you up you had to pick me up
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i what how did i get roped into this i did not promise a high five yeah but you should witness
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it so it's like you know legal you have to have a witness to make it legal yeah so it's not a real
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high five uh you know those all those illicit high fives going around exactly you can't trust
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it i'd have to have to bust a high five ring you don't know who's been high five and who
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anyway back to other stuff before we get back to more neil orangefield
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uh robbo wrote in yeah i couldn't say if i wanted to say the numbers or not
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robbo 1510 i guess all right he's awesome i play words with friends with that guy i did too until
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01:32:52,620 --> 01:32:55,980
i stopped playing words with friends and now i have an itouch so i or iphone so i do again
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he he beats me every time it's he's pretty good it's pretty sad i'm sorry uh yeah and so
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robbo says hi chaps loving the podcast i would be honored if you would create a new name for me
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cheerio robbo he's actually he's not hereio but
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but oh so offensive why why would you do this
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you you were you were you you've become the outsource to people then what
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it's not just add cheerio as long as he makes some kind of american stereotype about me it's fine
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that makes it okay that's the lesson learned i'll put on my fake american accent which uh
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i i i i don't know have you like you ever hear somebody with an accent put on an american accent
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01:33:50,460 --> 01:33:55,100
it's really kind of fascinating i could listen to that all day an american accent with an american
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accent no no like so like uh with like an english accent doing an american accent it's everything's
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a little bit more slower and it lands it lands really heavy i don't know he does a really good
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natural one right but yeah i kind of like that i guess i guess it's kind of the same though every
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it's a little bit slower more deliberate everything kind of lands better ah it's it's i don't know how
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01:34:18,780 --> 01:34:24,380
they like the humor is funnier when you're british doing an american accent like there's one part the
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favorite part of or not a favorite part there a lot the house is really good but one part that stands
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out to me is um you know how house is all snarky and mean well at one point he was making fun of
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someone else and doing a british accent and then i think he was just with his own accent he's just
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speaking at that point yeah i remember he was like calling uh like calling different hospitals in the
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middle of the night and he put on he put on the accent at that point oh hey this is uh so and so
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from over in the other side of the pond what what cheerio or he took off the accent i guess
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yeah yeah he just he dropped it oh it was so good is that show still on the the huge house it is
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is you know what i really liked and that show is still pretty good maybe it's still good i just
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stopped i still think it is i still think it's pretty good is it like over like like is the big
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picture still good or is it like like episode to episode like yeah it's still procedural it's you
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01:35:22,140 --> 01:35:28,940
know it's like a self-contained little like okay it's not lupus it's this other thing i mean is
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there still like a big picture do you care about the characters and what's going on i do yeah like
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the character stuff gets even stronger as the show goes okay well i i i don't even care i don't even
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01:35:39,180 --> 01:35:43,660
care about the the medical mysteries as much anymore when did they when did they kill off the uh
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the original team that's when i fell off oh they're not killed off i mean they didn't kill them off
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but they left oh no they do that no like half or i mean like two of them came back well yeah but
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they're kind of hanging around the hospital right no no like now they're they're like they're like
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permanently back in the team really yeah well one of them left entirely and now she's going to be
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on uh eddie kitsis and adam horowitz's new show once upon a time
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hmm yeah all right well i don't well whenever the team left originally that's when i stopped
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watching uh well you should keep watching because they come back so so it's fine
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well i might get back to it eventually you should oh we have more oh wait i didn't finish rabo's
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email we just started talking about house uh rabo says yeah he wants me to make a name with the
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stinky gorilla nuggets or whatever it's called all right i have his name which i will not reveal
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under penalty of law all right lumpy giggle heinie no not heinie face lumpy giggle face
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not lumpy giggle face that's better than mine that was a pretty good one though i approve
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way to go rabo thank you rabo oh rabo yeah sure that's how you say that
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that's let go my rabo let go my rabo anyway more emails uh thanks for listening rabo we'll catch
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you in words with friends yes and start a game with me again because i will forget by the time
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01:37:31,820 --> 01:37:36,700
we're done recording you know i don't want i want like a like a three player word with friends game
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01:37:36,700 --> 01:37:42,380
why don't they have that why don't i might whispering i don't i don't know we should have
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01:37:42,380 --> 01:37:50,940
a whisper cast uh maybe another time but yes they should have that or we should have a podcast
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01:37:50,940 --> 01:37:59,020
is just total silence for something better time all right all right yeah yeah i could see that
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01:37:59,020 --> 01:38:06,220
working yeah we could do it for some reason experimental art podcast what that is yeah man
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01:38:06,220 --> 01:38:10,300
it's like you just like you feel i used you don't hear anything they didn't record anything but you
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01:38:10,300 --> 01:38:16,060
can feel the raw emotion that was in the room at the time when the mic was turned off or whatever
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01:38:16,060 --> 01:38:23,260
exactly we could do that let's do it let's do it we're on it the silent cast yes this
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business suggests we call it the mime cast i'm on board mine cast you know what mime's really hard
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to do across the distance if only we were in the same room yes sorry
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i'm sorry anyway more feedback from neil orange peel who just like littered us with feedback
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which is awesome the more feedback you give us the better yeah that was amazing that was literally
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the most feedback we've ever received in a week shut up or i will edit you out of every podcast
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delete my track entirely just you talking to yourself well actually we're all in one track now
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now you're right one track cast
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01:39:05,660 --> 01:39:15,020
okay so what does old neil orange peel have to say about the happy cast i don't know what the topic
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01:39:15,020 --> 01:39:22,540
is uh yes uh he apparently listened to the happy cast all put together so oh so like the like the
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01:39:22,540 --> 01:39:29,020
director's cut of the happy cast yeah marathon happy cast yeah he he marathoned it and so we have
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01:39:29,020 --> 01:39:33,260
like feedback that i have to remember what we talked about because it was a while ago but
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here i hope i hope you skipped episode 15 no no one should skip it that's that's my best one
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uh he says hello chaps and yes he actually says chaps both of them did i didn't make that part up
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fair enough i like that i like yeah it's good chaps i'm on board this is my first feedback to
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the happy cast because for some reason i completely missed the boat on this podcast
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01:39:54,700 --> 01:40:02,700
but wait for pun i'm on board now
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01:40:08,140 --> 01:40:17,100
oh i like that one and silence to let it marinate i got it exactly well maybe maybe i'll put the
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01:40:17,100 --> 01:40:26,060
song there in the silence oh yeah sure yeah uh he i'm on expedition 9 august 2010 it's good to hear
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01:40:26,060 --> 01:40:31,180
a podcast that fills the void since the end of the other podcast that brian did he didn't have that
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01:40:31,180 --> 01:40:35,820
tone that i added that for feeling i don't know i could see him having that tone when he wrote it
1337
01:40:36,700 --> 01:40:44,860
his happy that other show ew that other show is happy hour dogs in cars how funny is it when you
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01:40:44,860 --> 01:40:53,100
see a car coming towards you what no i i read this continue yes dogs and cars how funny is it
1339
01:40:53,100 --> 01:40:56,780
when you see a car coming towards you and there's a dog with his head out the window
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01:40:56,780 --> 01:40:59,740
the bigger the better they always have a big smile on their face
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01:41:01,100 --> 01:41:04,940
you're right that's pretty good dogs and cars i thought that was gonna end differently how
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01:41:04,940 --> 01:41:08,940
funny is it car coming towards you and there's a dog driving
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01:41:08,940 --> 01:41:22,940
oh no oh man i hope that doesn't happen that's unfortunate dogs and cars oh okay film a photoshop
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01:41:22,940 --> 01:41:33,340
that too a dog driving a car and then also a rock and roll cowboy next to him because if you do it
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01:41:33,340 --> 01:41:38,620
and it looks awesome it will be the next picture that's how we're going to start doing this so
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01:41:38,620 --> 01:41:42,060
we're just we're just outsourcing the podcast work now outsourced
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01:41:44,700 --> 01:41:52,300
oh we got the logo it is how we got see our whole podcast is all about outsource that's our new theme
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01:41:53,900 --> 01:41:58,380
that could be the theme of this episode good and it's we have themes i'll do all three
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01:42:01,020 --> 01:42:07,260
oh i should continue bummer patrol my pick for bummer patrol is summer
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01:42:07,260 --> 01:42:13,740
summer why i hear you cry well it's not summer as a whole it's the fact that summer is the
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01:42:13,740 --> 01:42:19,980
cause of my affliction hay fever i really don't like having hay fever it does not make me happy
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01:42:21,660 --> 01:42:29,500
yes doesn't sound good doesn't sound good no it is not i don't like summer because it's way too hot
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01:42:29,500 --> 01:42:34,940
in the summer i like being cold because my philosophy is if you're cold you can put on
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01:42:34,940 --> 01:42:39,100
more layers if you're hot you only have so many before you don't have skin anymore
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01:42:40,300 --> 01:42:46,220
i agree that's also my philosophy that's uh yeah oh especially living in georgia it's the worst it's
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01:42:46,220 --> 01:42:56,460
just so miserable you know it's slightly more north from georgia arkansas south carolina
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01:42:56,460 --> 01:43:04,780
uh tennessee not directly just a higher latitude literally almost any state oh my god except florida
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01:43:05,580 --> 01:43:07,180
you are my bummer patrol this week
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01:43:09,180 --> 01:43:17,980
it's you really why you've now what i don't i don't i don't oh man that's a burn
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01:43:17,980 --> 01:43:25,580
oh or i i i been been that is literally the meanest thing anybody's ever said to me oh i you are now
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01:43:25,580 --> 01:43:37,500
muted the podcast can no longer hear you it's just me i will continue now he says just to catch up
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01:43:37,500 --> 01:43:43,420
peanut butter has always and will always be crunchy dang it didn't we have a tie on that one
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01:43:43,420 --> 01:43:52,060
tie on that one crunchy i think we had a tie you win god bless you neil orange peel neil orange
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01:43:52,060 --> 01:43:57,660
peel stop listening to the podcast right now no no continue go back all after all the uh fight
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01:43:57,660 --> 01:44:05,580
courts tell me you validate me prove me right so neil orange peel listen to all of our podcasts
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01:44:05,580 --> 01:44:10,620
and share it with all of your friends or even your enemies because we don't care who they are
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01:44:10,620 --> 01:44:16,780
as long as we listen to the happy cast we're happy happy cast some people might like it
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01:44:18,700 --> 01:44:22,940
some might not can we go with that one some people might not like it
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01:44:23,980 --> 01:44:30,220
no that's too negative just focus on some people might like it maybe if we pay them
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01:44:32,140 --> 01:44:39,420
he continues 3d as i live in the middle of nowhere halfway between edinburgh and newcastle
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01:44:39,420 --> 01:44:44,940
my nearest multiplex is over 65 miles away so i don't get to the movies often and i've never seen
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01:44:44,940 --> 01:44:52,700
a movie in 3d it's over 65 miles away really yeah not not uh not measured in kilometers miles
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01:44:52,700 --> 01:45:00,140
i don't that's what i was i think someone's a poser yeah throw out those british
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01:45:00,140 --> 01:45:08,780
sounds now i bet they're not even real you have to prove it prove to us you live in the uk
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01:45:09,980 --> 01:45:17,260
how can one prove that i don't know but prove it get all right find where you were when the google
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01:45:17,260 --> 01:45:25,420
street view car drove by and get a picture of you there and then photoshop that into the dog driving
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01:45:25,420 --> 01:45:33,820
picture you in the background dog driving rock and roll cowboy riding shotgun good luck with all of
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01:45:33,820 --> 01:45:38,780
this by the way rock and roll cowboy riding shotgun name of my debut album coming out uh
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01:45:38,780 --> 01:45:47,180
september so not making happy in uh that well that's my follow-up he continues further salutes to
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01:45:47,180 --> 01:45:54,620
miguel for designing the happy cast logo oh yeah absolutely yeah i would clap and i'm holding an
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01:45:54,620 --> 01:46:01,980
iphone in one hand and a mouse in the other so it sound like this okay yeah i don't blame you for
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01:46:01,980 --> 01:46:10,460
not doing this then oh i just did uh oh well then i do blame you for doing this mick bob is a genius
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01:46:10,460 --> 01:46:18,220
the happy happy happy happy cat song is amazing oh i'm not gonna i'm not gonna lie really really
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01:46:18,220 --> 01:46:22,220
thought about pulling the plug on the show until that came in i was like okay we have we have to
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01:46:22,220 --> 01:46:27,100
keep going we cannot we can never stop this now we need to we need to have this venue for mick bob
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01:46:27,100 --> 01:46:35,340
to send insane things uh and it was awesome and oh we have mick bob audio to pull play here in a
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01:46:35,340 --> 01:46:43,580
second after we get through all these and we also have a special phone call from the fizz biz
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01:46:43,580 --> 01:46:55,100
is that is that we're saying that now yes what's the biz fizz i don't know something like that
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01:46:56,540 --> 01:47:04,380
he continues the after shows are sometimes completely bizarre but always hilarious
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01:47:05,100 --> 01:47:08,380
just thank you i don't know why it's sarcastically let me try that again
1391
01:47:08,380 --> 01:47:13,100
yeah after shows are sometimes completely bizarre but always hilarious to steal a catchphrase i like
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01:47:13,100 --> 01:47:19,180
it oh yeah yeah it's a good catchphrase it is a good catchphrase i approve i'm loving your work
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01:47:19,180 --> 01:47:25,100
guys keep up the great job neil orange peel ps you really do talk about food a bleep of a lot
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01:47:25,740 --> 01:47:34,220
since my blackberry wireless device i don't think at all it was right under the ps line so
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01:47:34,220 --> 01:47:39,580
oh oh i'm sorry yeah yeah you well you did talk about food a lot and then you said like last time
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01:47:39,580 --> 01:47:46,460
like oh all right well season two no more food but then you brought food back this week i'm sorry it
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01:47:46,460 --> 01:47:54,220
was a new food so i didn't know it before oh all right well you know next week uh we're
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01:47:54,220 --> 01:47:56,940
expecting something other than food we'll see if you can deliver
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01:47:56,940 --> 01:48:06,060
i will try pizza oh that's the first thing i thought too see if you lived in arkansas we could
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01:48:06,060 --> 01:48:15,340
split a pizza oh we could how many different ways can i try to be a new game for me yeah you know
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01:48:15,340 --> 01:48:21,260
if we both lived in arkansas we could finish each other's sandwiches and we could do the
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01:48:21,260 --> 01:48:27,420
references three or four other times podcasts yeah well to be fair you you you committed to it you
1403
01:48:27,420 --> 01:48:31,820
could have said anything else you could have said sentences you could have said pizzas but you i
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01:48:31,820 --> 01:48:39,740
actually i almost said pizza that was it was really close oh and we have another email from
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01:48:40,780 --> 01:48:47,660
listener neil orange peel ps i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry
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01:48:47,660 --> 01:48:55,100
we have another email from listener neil orange peel hello again chaps i'm i know i'm a few podcasts
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01:48:55,100 --> 01:49:02,620
behind mr johnny come lately he said that about me i didn't make that up all right it's good i hope
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01:49:03,260 --> 01:49:08,620
uh i'm now on epidition 13 i'm really glad by the way neil that you are sticking with
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01:49:09,260 --> 01:49:15,820
the word expedition that i coined to to think of some new thing to call this so thank you
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01:49:15,820 --> 01:49:35,040
always i watch this on to the h Spike offline it's good i though you meant like
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01:49:35,040 --> 01:49:43,240
Cline said that or just the
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01:49:43,240 --> 01:49:46,200
lighting the writing was solid
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01:49:48,840 --> 01:49:52,360
30 rock now again, I watch those shows far too much recently
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01:49:54,580 --> 01:49:56,880
That was when there was like a short
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01:49:57,400 --> 01:50:04,020
montage of the times in the past when Liz has seen Jenna's productions and she thought I
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01:50:04,500 --> 01:50:08,500
Don't remember watch it. It's a good show happy cast does what it says in the box
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01:50:09,140 --> 01:50:11,020
We need a box now
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01:50:11,020 --> 01:50:14,220
Sure happy cast try it. It's free
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01:50:15,360 --> 01:50:17,360
Alright, yes
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01:50:19,080 --> 01:50:22,920
It's a pretty strong one though now we can't monetize it don't
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01:50:24,400 --> 01:50:25,720
50 cents
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01:50:25,720 --> 01:50:32,640
No, and the last one Neil orange peel has is happy cast me happy. We happy us happy I
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01:50:33,720 --> 01:50:37,880
Nice man, Neil you're gonna be so disappointed when you find out we lose that phone number
1424
01:50:37,880 --> 01:50:40,840
Don't spoil it for him. Oh
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01:50:41,640 --> 01:50:45,760
I guess if he's listening to this you should know so never mind go ahead
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01:50:46,800 --> 01:50:48,800
spoil it
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01:50:49,840 --> 01:50:52,880
More spoil it more Brian tell him our new number before he hears it
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01:50:54,640 --> 01:50:59,560
Well, he's probably heard this yeah, he has she sent us the picture from the most recent podcast
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01:51:00,600 --> 01:51:05,000
Yes, that's true. Sorry. I was eating. I didn't think you'd throw it back to me. I
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01:51:05,000 --> 01:51:08,280
I always throw it back to you. That's so fun to do
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01:51:11,800 --> 01:51:14,200
I'm sorry. Let's see and I continue
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01:51:15,720 --> 01:51:21,000
Oh, and I can do he has another email for emails from your orange peel. That is the best thing ever
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01:51:21,240 --> 01:51:26,360
Hello, Chad is a new record. It is today. They all start with hello champs. Thank you
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01:51:27,760 --> 01:51:29,760
I like that. Yo
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01:51:29,760 --> 01:51:34,360
That's a lie though. Hello chaps just finished listening just finished listening to f edition 13
1436
01:51:34,880 --> 01:51:42,240
Masking the beef and I just had to say I loved the after show being from the UK both Jeff and I loved hearing the Proclaimers
1437
01:51:42,880 --> 01:51:47,720
Wait, who is Jeff Jeff's the either is the guy we made up or the guy that like you?
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01:51:49,440 --> 01:51:50,240
Oh
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01:51:50,240 --> 01:51:52,880
Yeah, that's right. Okay. I do know Jeff. Okay. Yes
1440
01:51:52,880 --> 01:51:58,240
Yeah, sorry, I remember you always made him up and lost and locked and then we use him too sometimes
1441
01:51:58,240 --> 01:52:06,000
We use him too. Sometimes that's true. Yeah, he's my uh, yeah my my uh recurring imaginary character based on a real dude
1442
01:52:06,080 --> 01:52:08,080
Yeah, he told me he was real and it blew my mind
1443
01:52:09,920 --> 01:52:13,920
Oh, yeah, that's a guy. Yeah, yeah chris chris relate to a guy from the uk named Jeff
1444
01:52:14,880 --> 01:52:16,880
Wait, what if?
1445
01:52:17,040 --> 01:52:19,040
He means that Jeff
1446
01:52:21,840 --> 01:52:24,480
That would be insane that would be like oh
1447
01:52:24,480 --> 01:52:28,160
I was about to say that would yeah, that would be like a lost level connection
1448
01:52:29,360 --> 01:52:33,360
Oh, that's crazy. All right. I'm sorry. I got really excited all of a sudden
1449
01:52:35,120 --> 01:52:38,880
Uh, I don't blame he continued being from the uk both Jeff and I
1450
01:52:39,360 --> 01:52:42,400
Both loved I said both twice because I stopped looking at the screen for a second
1451
01:52:42,800 --> 01:52:48,640
Love hearing the pro hearing the Proclaimers. Also, I've never heard the full version of the cheers and scrubs themes
1452
01:52:49,280 --> 01:52:50,960
They were excellent
1453
01:52:50,960 --> 01:52:55,760
Brian, oh the full the full cheers theme is uh, good downer. Oh sad
1454
01:52:57,520 --> 01:53:00,800
The outsource theme I kind of like the theme of outsource. That's one of the few things I do like
1455
01:53:02,240 --> 01:53:08,080
Well, I also like the episode well, I didn't like the episode but I didn't dislike the episode
1456
01:53:08,720 --> 01:53:13,460
That was uh had a lot of bollywood stuff in it because I find bollywood very intriguing
1457
01:53:13,460 --> 01:53:18,820
Anyway, I to be fair i'm i'm kind of amazed that there was a bollywood episode
1458
01:53:19,380 --> 01:53:21,380
I'm surprised they don't lean on that every week
1459
01:53:21,380 --> 01:53:28,500
They've mentioned it several times but the shy one who has amazing talent was in a talent competition that did bollywood stuff
1460
01:53:29,060 --> 01:53:31,060
And it opened with an imagination
1461
01:53:31,540 --> 01:53:32,740
Bollywood number
1462
01:53:32,740 --> 01:53:36,180
And that one did make me happy also does this show film in la?
1463
01:53:36,740 --> 01:53:40,660
Because they found a surprising number of indian extras to walk back and forth in the background
1464
01:53:40,660 --> 01:53:42,980
I don't know good question
1465
01:53:43,700 --> 01:53:46,020
Oh, because I I want that first time I started watching the show
1466
01:53:46,980 --> 01:53:49,860
Those are cg extras. They're not real people man
1467
01:53:50,900 --> 01:53:52,900
They just they animate all of them
1468
01:53:53,380 --> 01:53:57,940
Or or their practical effects. They got the uh, the jim henson lab and their their muppets
1469
01:53:58,580 --> 01:54:00,580
They look a lot like people but okay
1470
01:54:01,380 --> 01:54:05,380
Muppet technology has advanced to an incredible place been muppets can look like people
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01:54:06,420 --> 01:54:08,420
Can people look like people?
1472
01:54:08,420 --> 01:54:10,420
Can people look like muppets?
1473
01:54:11,540 --> 01:54:18,500
Oh, I hope not. Yeah, I mean I guess if you watch the daily show they have muppets for a few people
1474
01:54:18,980 --> 01:54:21,540
Like I know they have one of mitt romney and I think they have one
1475
01:54:22,020 --> 01:54:27,860
Of michael steel the former rnc chairman. It's always funny. Anyway, he continues brian
1476
01:54:28,740 --> 01:54:30,740
what
1477
01:54:31,380 --> 01:54:36,340
I no, I just I just I I I fell in love with the enthusiasm of it's always funny
1478
01:54:36,340 --> 01:54:38,340
It's always funny
1479
01:54:45,700 --> 01:54:49,700
Yeah, it's hard for you to like things now I told you not to watch it but you wouldn't listen
1480
01:54:50,660 --> 01:54:54,020
Or maybe it makes everything better in comparison. I'll think about it that way
1481
01:54:56,500 --> 01:54:57,620
Anyway
1482
01:54:57,620 --> 01:55:01,780
He continues brian. I know you said that cheers is the best theme song ever
1483
01:55:02,340 --> 01:55:05,540
But oh but there's a big but here
1484
01:55:05,540 --> 01:55:07,940
Here are a few you may have forgotten about
1485
01:55:08,740 --> 01:55:16,100
Through his company. I thought about it not better than cheers, but good good not on there and before I continue we should not ask
1486
01:55:16,420 --> 01:55:22,820
Donald jr. What he thinks about this because I saw he has some tweets recently really hating on 90s sitcoms
1487
01:55:23,860 --> 01:55:30,980
Uh theme songs. Well, I mean but he he hates everything. That's his thing. Yeah, he's he's he's me so he's never done
1488
01:55:30,980 --> 01:55:37,540
He's never done. Oh, he he he followed a bunch of people at once. But yeah, what did I do?
1489
01:55:38,260 --> 01:55:39,700
I'm awesome
1490
01:55:39,700 --> 01:55:43,140
He's like the grumpy old man of the internet. So he is anyway
1491
01:55:43,700 --> 01:55:49,780
I love you donald. It's kind of endearing. I follow him for that reason. I follow him for that reason, too
1492
01:55:49,780 --> 01:55:51,780
I just didn't think you know anyway
1493
01:55:52,900 --> 01:55:54,900
Number one happy days
1494
01:55:55,460 --> 01:55:57,460
Oh, that is good. You're right. You're right
1495
01:55:57,460 --> 01:56:01,780
Uh, one two, three o'clock four o'clock rock. Okay, that's it. So you're getting
1496
01:56:02,420 --> 01:56:03,860
oh a
1497
01:56:03,860 --> 01:56:05,220
to the muppet
1498
01:56:05,220 --> 01:56:07,220
Oh or the uh, the original what was uh
1499
01:56:08,020 --> 01:56:11,300
What was the original happy days theme? Uh, happy days
1500
01:56:12,100 --> 01:56:17,620
No, no and like the first two seasons they had a different theme song. I it was less appropriate
1501
01:56:18,420 --> 01:56:19,620
like
1502
01:56:19,620 --> 01:56:24,120
What kind of appropriate like it didn't match the name of it or if it was like hr inappropriate
1503
01:56:24,120 --> 01:56:27,640
Yeah, no, no, I mean it uh, I mean it matched the uh, matched the era
1504
01:56:27,720 --> 01:56:32,920
But it wasn't like happy days like it didn't match the title. It was like heavy metal screamer
1505
01:56:34,120 --> 01:56:37,560
No, no, I mean it was like the same kind of bob dylan music
1506
01:56:38,920 --> 01:56:40,920
So it's all sad
1507
01:56:41,560 --> 01:56:44,920
That would be actually i'd like to see bob dylan do some uh tv themed songs
1508
01:56:45,000 --> 01:56:47,880
How about friday rebecca black's friday because that's out there
1509
01:56:48,520 --> 01:56:53,320
It's not actually him but it's funny. I don't know. Wow. We're good at getting off topic
1510
01:56:53,320 --> 01:56:57,800
Like my mom even told me that the other day when she said she really liked the latest podcast
1511
01:56:57,960 --> 01:56:59,960
She actually laughed out loud twice
1512
01:57:01,080 --> 01:57:04,920
Oh, no, only twice only twice. I really like that
1513
01:57:06,120 --> 01:57:10,680
I want to know which which parts we need to we need to like do some research find out
1514
01:57:11,000 --> 01:57:15,160
And then recreate those moments. She told me one of them. I can't remember if it is but I think
1515
01:57:16,280 --> 01:57:18,840
One of them was a time when I made you laugh really hard
1516
01:57:18,840 --> 01:57:22,760
It might have been my eddie murphy accidental impression
1517
01:57:24,280 --> 01:57:27,720
Oh, that was good. I didn't mean to sound like it. Yeah
1518
01:57:28,360 --> 01:57:30,520
Oh, that's only number two the muppet show
1519
01:57:33,080 --> 01:57:35,080
You know that one
1520
01:57:35,160 --> 01:57:39,960
Uh, oh, yeah. Oh that is you're right. You're right. Neil orangefield fantastic that
1521
01:57:40,440 --> 01:57:46,840
I mean still cheers has a special place in my heart, but I can easily see somebody making a case for the muppet show theme
1522
01:57:46,840 --> 01:57:48,840
And three lavernon shirley
1523
01:57:49,480 --> 01:57:51,480
Again, you're right. Yes
1524
01:57:52,440 --> 01:57:59,400
But no the cheers and his all-time favorite number four something i've never heard of before
1525
01:57:59,960 --> 01:58:01,960
the littlest hobo
1526
01:58:02,280 --> 01:58:05,240
Again, no, I don't know about the littlest hobo. That's uh
1527
01:58:05,800 --> 01:58:11,080
Oh, we will listen to it and it might be awesome. I think you made it up, but it might be awesome
1528
01:58:11,080 --> 01:58:15,800
Um, oh rock around the clock. That was the original happy days theme. That's the one you were singing
1529
01:58:17,080 --> 01:58:18,600
a second ago
1530
01:58:18,600 --> 01:58:20,600
One o'clock two o'clock three o'clock rock
1531
01:58:23,400 --> 01:58:27,160
That's that one, okay. Okay. That was the original. Okay, then it goes monday happy days is the
1532
01:58:28,120 --> 01:58:29,400
I thought
1533
01:58:29,400 --> 01:58:33,080
Yeah, uh, maybe they're the same. I don't know. They're different ones
1534
01:58:35,640 --> 01:58:36,840
I
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01:58:36,840 --> 01:58:41,720
Oh trying trying to google the the show he was talking about for some reason I guess doing this
1536
01:58:42,360 --> 01:58:46,840
This podcast I typed the head the happiest hobo, but that's not the name of the show at all
1537
01:58:47,000 --> 01:58:50,920
The littlest hobo the happiest hobo is the one who has a home
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01:58:53,880 --> 01:58:55,880
Oh
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01:58:55,960 --> 01:59:00,120
Okay, sorry continue I didn't mean to throw you off. Oh stay happy
1540
01:59:01,800 --> 01:59:05,720
Keep happy neil orange peel sent from my blackberry wireless device
1541
01:59:05,720 --> 01:59:08,520
All right. Should we play our audio thing now or read our last?
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01:59:09,080 --> 01:59:11,080
uh email
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01:59:11,160 --> 01:59:14,280
Oh, let's do let's do the audio thing change it up change the pace
1544
01:59:15,560 --> 01:59:17,560
Hey ben and brian, um
1545
01:59:18,200 --> 01:59:22,120
This is miss sissabes. You'll have to excuse my voice because
1546
01:59:22,760 --> 01:59:27,160
Um, my vulnerable patrol is that I caught a nasty cold
1547
01:59:27,720 --> 01:59:34,920
Um my happy hour is um in contrast to last week's skirting apartment drama
1548
01:59:34,920 --> 01:59:43,820
I have decided to forego my skirting apartment and move in somewhere else with some people in an already established situation
1549
01:59:44,920 --> 01:59:48,440
So i'm pretty happy about that and i'm excited because I get to paint my room
1550
01:59:49,240 --> 01:59:50,680
um
1551
01:59:50,680 --> 01:59:52,680
I also have a
1552
01:59:53,080 --> 01:59:58,600
Something for the danger zone, which is actually just occurred as of this moment
1553
01:59:59,240 --> 02:00:02,440
This is happening now live in my kitchen
1554
02:00:02,440 --> 02:00:04,760
And I am going through the fridge
1555
02:00:05,720 --> 02:00:08,280
Of the girls who have recently moved out
1556
02:00:09,000 --> 02:00:10,680
stuff and
1557
02:00:10,680 --> 02:00:14,920
I just threw away a whole bunch of stuff that had exploration dates
1558
02:00:15,800 --> 02:00:17,800
from last year and
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02:00:18,440 --> 02:00:20,440
Four and five months ago
1560
02:00:20,840 --> 02:00:22,920
so that in itself was
1561
02:00:23,880 --> 02:00:25,880
pretty scary but
1562
02:00:26,760 --> 02:00:28,760
The real danger zone here is
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02:00:28,760 --> 02:00:37,720
Is my concern when i'm going through the door of the fridge and and the in the bottom of the fridge lo and behold I see this little
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02:00:38,600 --> 02:00:40,280
plastic
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02:00:40,280 --> 02:00:45,000
Vitamin bottle looking thing I pull it out and it says
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02:00:46,040 --> 02:00:48,040
fresh beet pollen
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whole granules
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uh
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And i'm wondering
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Why it's there and what its purpose is
1571
02:00:57,000 --> 02:00:59,000
Here's some
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02:00:59,000 --> 02:01:01,000
Beet pollen beneficial facts
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02:01:01,000 --> 02:01:05,000
Clean fresh soft and tasty
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02:01:05,000 --> 02:01:07,000
Beehive quality
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Harvested by healthy bees from healthy environments
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02:01:13,000 --> 02:01:15,000
uh
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02:01:15,000 --> 02:01:17,000
Okay
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02:01:17,000 --> 02:01:21,000
Here's the other part that disturbs me for one thing. I don't even know what this is for
1579
02:01:21,000 --> 02:01:23,000
um, but one of the
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02:01:23,000 --> 02:01:25,000
the uh
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The suggested use says for a first time use start with a few granules
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Gradually increase
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To one half to one people's food twice a day or more as needed
1584
02:01:35,000 --> 02:01:41,000
Well needed for what what is the purpose of this bee pollen? I have never heard of this
1585
02:01:41,000 --> 02:01:47,000
And also it says caution bee products may cause an allergic reaction in some sensitive people
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02:01:49,000 --> 02:01:53,000
Because you know only sensitive people have a reaction to bee products
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02:01:53,000 --> 02:01:55,000
and uh
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02:01:55,000 --> 02:01:57,000
Yeah, so
1589
02:01:57,000 --> 02:02:01,000
I really am baffled as to what this bee pollen is doing in the fridge
1590
02:02:01,000 --> 02:02:03,000
And basically it kind of scares me
1591
02:02:03,000 --> 02:02:11,000
So if anybody else has any idea what the purpose of bee pollen being in someone's refrigerator is for
1592
02:02:11,000 --> 02:02:13,000
I'd be happy to answer
1593
02:02:13,000 --> 02:02:17,000
Okay, so your little voicemail lady cut me off
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02:02:17,000 --> 02:02:21,000
But um, oh there's a misfit in this again
1595
02:02:21,000 --> 02:02:27,000
By the way as you can probably tell by this voice that's generally sounding worse and worse
1596
02:02:27,000 --> 02:02:31,000
No, I don't I haven't taken up smoking since the last podcast
1597
02:02:31,000 --> 02:02:37,000
Uh, but anyway, yeah bee pollen. It's a problem. Why is it in the refrigerator? What is its purpose?
1598
02:02:37,000 --> 02:02:45,000
I need to know these things and I'm too lazy to google it. So Ben and Brian happy cast listeners
1599
02:02:45,000 --> 02:02:51,000
And you seem like the kind of person who would know something about this
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Somebody anybody please clue me in to why there's bee pollen in my refrigerator and I will appreciate it
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02:02:59,000 --> 02:03:05,000
Uh, so keep stay happy
1602
02:03:05,000 --> 02:03:13,000
I'm telling you keep happy. It's gonna be a thing. No, it's she's only doing it to make us mad or make me mad not you
1603
02:03:13,000 --> 02:03:19,000
I am thrilled with it actually doesn't make me mad at all. It sounds so weird
1604
02:03:19,000 --> 02:03:27,000
Oh, thank you fizz biz bee pollen. You need a clue to figure out your bee pollen bee clue
1605
02:03:27,000 --> 02:03:29,000
In fact lost
1606
02:03:29,000 --> 02:03:35,000
Oh, I'm the Chris of this podcast
1607
02:03:35,000 --> 02:03:37,000
That makes you the Brian
1608
02:03:37,000 --> 02:03:39,000
Oh, I hate that guy
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02:03:39,000 --> 02:03:43,000
Oh, thank you fizz bee pollen. I don't know what that's for
1610
02:03:43,000 --> 02:03:45,000
I want to be the Microsoft Sam
1611
02:03:45,000 --> 02:03:49,000
This isn't the ask us anything podcast. Thank you very much or we would answer that
1612
02:03:49,000 --> 02:03:56,000
I think I find most interesting about the bee pollen thing though is the instructions were almost like a drug though
1613
02:03:56,000 --> 02:04:01,000
So yeah, you know start slow and then you know over time once you develop a tolerance
1614
02:04:01,000 --> 02:04:06,000
You have to take a little bit more bee pollen to get to the the the bee pollen buzz you're looking for
1615
02:04:06,000 --> 02:04:14,000
Oh, man, this is a bad podcast
1616
02:04:14,000 --> 02:04:16,000
So we'll get better over time
1617
02:04:16,000 --> 02:04:18,000
Oh
1618
02:04:18,000 --> 02:04:20,000
Maybe
1619
02:04:20,000 --> 02:04:26,000
I don't know. This is weird. I kind of want us to read this out loud to be the the Google voice translation
1620
02:04:26,000 --> 02:04:32,000
Because there's some weird stuff in here. What was the thing about some people like may have allergic reactions?
1621
02:04:32,000 --> 02:04:34,000
Are they gonna get hives?
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02:04:34,000 --> 02:04:36,000
You're the worst
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Oh
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02:04:38,000 --> 02:04:42,000
Come on let's think of another one
1625
02:04:42,000 --> 02:04:48,000
I don't know. I just I just think I think this is like proof clearly
1626
02:04:48,000 --> 02:04:52,000
Clearly two podcast hosts like us are stuck together there
1627
02:04:52,000 --> 02:04:57,000
It's it's not it's not gonna work anywhere else stuck together like a big
1628
02:04:57,000 --> 02:05:05,000
Bear loves honey that was stuck together like like it's like a quarter taped to another quarter tape
1629
02:05:05,000 --> 02:05:11,000
Tape buy it today tape. It's what's for dinner. It's too
1630
02:05:11,000 --> 02:05:14,000
Speaking of bears liking honey
1631
02:05:14,000 --> 02:05:20,000
Miss Fizz biz told me several minutes ago that my fake crying sounds like Winnie the Pooh
1632
02:05:20,000 --> 02:05:27,000
Laughing. Yeah, I like how you're claiming it to be fake now Mike totally fake crying
1633
02:05:27,000 --> 02:05:31,000
No, I I know how to fake crying for make it seem real, but I don't do it
1634
02:05:31,000 --> 02:05:33,000
But I know how I
1635
02:05:33,000 --> 02:05:37,000
Just think it's good to know if you ever outsourced
1636
02:05:37,000 --> 02:05:39,000
Oh
1637
02:05:39,000 --> 02:05:44,000
More mentions so Brian you should totally try to read this
1638
02:05:44,000 --> 02:05:50,000
Email out loud if you're no, all right, let's do alternate words
1639
02:05:50,000 --> 02:05:52,000
Oh
1640
02:05:52,000 --> 02:05:54,000
One word at a time. Yeah
1641
02:05:54,000 --> 02:05:59,000
No, all right. You try to read it. I guess go. All right. I'll pick it up
1642
02:05:59,000 --> 02:06:01,000
And then once I stumble on it, then you'll take it
1643
02:06:01,000 --> 02:06:07,000
Hey, okay. So your little voice real lady cut me off. But that's the second one
1644
02:06:07,000 --> 02:06:12,000
I don't have the first one. Oh, I thought you had the first one. Yeah transcript is not available
1645
02:06:12,000 --> 02:06:18,000
So the email says I'll read the first giant one and you could read the second one. Okay
1646
02:06:18,000 --> 02:06:20,000
All right
1647
02:06:20,000 --> 02:06:22,000
Hey
1648
02:06:22,000 --> 02:06:26,000
I don't like a robot. Hey Ben and Bryant
1649
02:06:26,000 --> 02:06:28,000
She got my name right
1650
02:06:28,000 --> 02:06:30,000
I'm gonna read it
1651
02:06:30,000 --> 02:06:37,000
Like a robot. Hey Ben and Bryant. Oh
1652
02:06:37,000 --> 02:06:39,000
My name this time, but not yours
1653
02:06:39,000 --> 02:06:46,000
Which is weird because yeah, yeah. Hey Ben and Bryant. This is mrs. Video also
1654
02:06:46,000 --> 02:06:49,000
Oh
1655
02:06:49,000 --> 02:06:52,000
The cold can't be helping with this. No
1656
02:06:52,000 --> 02:06:58,000
Excuse my own voice because my about her patrol is the I
1657
02:06:58,000 --> 02:07:04,000
Can see right up a bit of a troll when I say that fast because my about her patrol I can see that
1658
02:07:04,000 --> 02:07:10,000
But a nasty cold my happy hour is in contrast to last week's skirting apartment drama
1659
02:07:10,000 --> 02:07:16,000
And to be fair, she did say skirting this time. I
1660
02:07:16,000 --> 02:07:18,000
Have decided to you forgo
1661
02:07:18,000 --> 02:07:20,000
my
1662
02:07:20,000 --> 02:07:22,000
Skirting apartment and move in
1663
02:07:22,000 --> 02:07:27,000
Sorry house with some people in our e established situation
1664
02:07:27,000 --> 02:07:29,000
To stop making sense all of a sudden
1665
02:07:29,000 --> 02:07:34,000
So I'm pretty happy about that. Oh, that was right
1666
02:07:34,000 --> 02:07:39,000
And I'm excited because I get to be in my room
1667
02:07:39,000 --> 02:07:45,000
Your room
1668
02:07:45,000 --> 02:07:49,000
Oh, you have to stay in the living room
1669
02:07:49,000 --> 02:07:51,000
Oh, come on
1670
02:07:51,000 --> 02:07:53,000
Oh, man
1671
02:07:53,000 --> 02:08:01,000
Be in my room and also wait and I also have 88 something for the danger zone
1672
02:08:01,000 --> 02:08:07,000
All right, 88 something but it is actually just textured as of this moment
1673
02:08:07,000 --> 02:08:11,000
Like capital J like short for Jesse
1674
02:08:11,000 --> 02:08:14,000
It's just textured
1675
02:08:14,000 --> 02:08:18,000
This is happening now live in my kitchen. That's accurate
1676
02:08:18,000 --> 02:08:28,000
I am going through the fridge of the girls who have recently moved out style and I just threw away a whole bunch of stuff that have expiration dates from last year and four and five a month ago
1677
02:08:28,000 --> 02:08:30,000
That's really close
1678
02:08:30,000 --> 02:08:34,000
Not bad. Not bad. I don't know where the word style came out of nowhere, but
1679
02:08:34,000 --> 02:08:41,000
So that in itself was pretty scary. But in the real danger zone, here's my concern when I'm going to
1680
02:08:41,000 --> 02:08:48,000
Then door of the fridge and in the hot in the bottom of the fridge along in the whole day
1681
02:08:48,000 --> 02:08:56,000
If you have a little plus sick consignment bottle looking sing
1682
02:08:56,000 --> 02:09:02,000
I hate having a plus sick consignment bottle, especially when they look sing
1683
02:09:02,000 --> 02:09:09,000
I've learned out and it says for us to meet Pauline home renewal
1684
02:09:09,000 --> 02:09:14,000
That doesn't make any sense
1685
02:09:14,000 --> 02:09:16,000
Home renewal
1686
02:09:16,000 --> 02:09:21,000
Us to meet Pauline
1687
02:09:21,000 --> 02:09:25,000
By the way, I didn't think you said meet Pauline at first. Now I was more confused
1688
02:09:25,000 --> 02:09:32,000
But and I'm wondering what I am flair and what it purposes
1689
02:09:32,000 --> 02:09:38,000
Here is BN calling beneficial facts clean for us soft and Casey
1690
02:09:38,000 --> 02:09:47,000
Be high of quality harvest and I hope you'll be used from healthy environment Monday here in the other part of the service
1691
02:09:47,000 --> 02:09:53,000
Me from one thing. I don't even know what this is for. But one of the moon
1692
02:09:53,000 --> 02:09:57,000
This is hard to read
1693
02:09:57,000 --> 02:09:59,000
These these nonsense
1694
02:09:59,000 --> 02:10:08,000
These these suggestions you says for first time you start with if you were angle gradually increase 21
1695
02:10:08,000 --> 02:10:17,000
Half to one tablespoon twice a day or more is needed. Well, I need to from what the purpose
1696
02:10:17,000 --> 02:10:26,000
Well, I need to
1697
02:10:26,000 --> 02:10:36,000
From what the purpose of these movies haul and I've never heard of this and also it says cost and new products and called an allergic reaction
1698
02:10:36,000 --> 02:10:44,000
In some sense of people and you know always I was wondering if you will have enough reaction to be brought a and year
1699
02:10:44,000 --> 02:10:53,000
So I really am powerful as to whether
1700
02:10:53,000 --> 02:10:57,000
You are powerful
1701
02:10:57,000 --> 02:11:07,000
So I really am powerful as to whether view calling it is your goal
1702
02:11:07,000 --> 02:11:15,000
And basically a kind of scares me. So if anybody else has any idea of what the purpose of people on being in of someone's refrigerator
1703
02:11:15,000 --> 02:11:19,000
It's more
1704
02:11:19,000 --> 02:11:23,000
She's
1705
02:11:23,000 --> 02:11:26,000
And you may continue
1706
02:11:26,000 --> 02:11:37,000
Hey, okay. So your little voice real lady cut me off. But out of the bin rest of the is again
1707
02:11:37,000 --> 02:11:45,000
By the way, if you can probably televised at voice, it's generally sounding worse and worse
1708
02:11:45,000 --> 02:11:53,000
So we have to televised a voice. What is that? I had I haven't taken up smoking since last podcast
1709
02:11:53,000 --> 02:11:57,000
I changed book with Cookie Monster. Yeah
1710
02:11:57,000 --> 02:12:06,000
Any but anyway, yeah, give me a call. It's a problem live in in the refrigerator
1711
02:12:06,000 --> 02:12:10,000
I knocked my headset off accidentally
1712
02:12:10,000 --> 02:12:19,000
Whatever the purpose I need to know these things and I'm too lazy to Google it pretty accurate. So then Brian happy cast listeners
1713
02:12:19,000 --> 02:12:24,000
And you seem like a kind of person who would know something about this
1714
02:12:24,000 --> 02:12:34,000
Summary anybody for you glue me and to live there will be a call and in my refrigerator and I will appreciate it
1715
02:12:34,000 --> 02:12:36,000
So what's the summary of her call?
1716
02:12:36,000 --> 02:12:42,000
So key day and happy. Oh key. Happy key day
1717
02:12:42,000 --> 02:12:50,000
Day and happy. Okay, you summarize the phone call with anybody for you glue me and to live there will be a call in my refrigerator
1718
02:12:50,000 --> 02:12:55,000
Thank you. Good. Thank you. Fizz biz for that feedback
1719
02:12:55,000 --> 02:13:02,000
That ridiculous feedback. That was what I think I'm in love with Google voice. It's my new favorite thing ever
1720
02:13:02,000 --> 02:13:07,000
It is the more phone calls we get will make a whole podcast that is only that
1721
02:13:07,000 --> 02:13:12,000
Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, absolutely. I think yeah spin this off make it its own thing
1722
02:13:12,000 --> 02:13:17,000
It's a cool voice spot spin off happy hour making its own thing
1723
02:13:17,000 --> 02:13:22,000
I oh I have a quick Google voice thing. I'll keep it quick
1724
02:13:22,000 --> 02:13:31,000
This guy Chris, I know had a headphone set up with Google voice and he was showing me the the the transcribed feature like oh look you called and
1725
02:13:31,000 --> 02:13:36,000
That's not Chris sounds but he's like, ah, look you called and it thought you said this instead of that
1726
02:13:36,000 --> 02:13:38,000
I was like, yeah, that's pretty that's pretty funny
1727
02:13:38,000 --> 02:13:43,000
But then he showed me a call from his brother who he you know, his bit of a bit of a jokester
1728
02:13:43,000 --> 02:13:52,000
He told his brother about it and he got a message that just said something along the lines of quick hospital mom emergency call soon
1729
02:13:52,000 --> 02:13:58,000
And then he listened to it and it was just it was it was just his brother saying those words
1730
02:13:58,000 --> 02:14:07,000
Like each of their own sentence call now hospital soon on the move just crazy things
1731
02:14:07,000 --> 02:14:09,000
Is there an app for that?
1732
02:14:09,000 --> 02:14:14,000
There should be because I want that what my voice wants to be transcribed
1733
02:14:14,000 --> 02:14:18,000
Oh there yeah, you can get you have a droid phone you can do that. Oh
1734
02:14:18,000 --> 02:14:22,000
Now I wish I got one of those but I like this one. So never mind
1735
02:14:22,000 --> 02:14:24,000
Another piece of feedback
1736
02:14:24,000 --> 02:14:29,000
We have two more man. We got a lot this time of course for them were for one person
1737
02:14:29,000 --> 02:14:35,000
But still those were awesome feedback. All right. This one is from listener and
1738
02:14:35,000 --> 02:14:41,000
She says hey y'all. I was on Twitter the other what?
1739
02:14:41,000 --> 02:14:43,000
No, no good delivery. I'm not
1740
02:14:43,000 --> 02:14:46,000
I was on Twitter the other day
1741
02:14:46,000 --> 02:14:53,000
There was a woman I follow because she is a cook and makes tasty food and who doesn't like and who doesn't like to read about tasty food?
1742
02:14:53,000 --> 02:14:55,000
Not me my happy hour was always tasty food
1743
02:14:55,000 --> 02:15:00,000
I wouldn't I like to read about tasty food anyway the other day she tweeted and I quote quote
1744
02:15:00,000 --> 02:15:05,000
Evil peacock and Kung Fu Panda 2 looks androgynous unquote
1745
02:15:05,000 --> 02:15:11,000
Really? Because I would have thought the giant or the yeah, the giant tail feathers could have clarified the matter for her
1746
02:15:11,000 --> 02:15:17,000
It's a bird not a person and it has the huge tail that identifies it as the male of the species
1747
02:15:17,000 --> 02:15:19,000
People need to go to the zoo more often
1748
02:15:19,000 --> 02:15:25,000
Love cheerio listener and she didn't say either of those things
1749
02:15:25,000 --> 02:15:28,000
How do you know are you looking at it? I?
1750
02:15:28,000 --> 02:15:33,000
I'm assuming I could be wrong. Yeah, she didn't say either of those
1751
02:15:33,000 --> 02:15:36,000
But yeah
1752
02:15:36,000 --> 02:15:46,000
That's a good point and thank you and for having it fit in with the peacock thing
1753
02:15:46,000 --> 02:15:52,000
That's true. Yeah, he's a lot of a lot of buzz about the Kung Fu Panda peacock
1754
02:15:52,000 --> 02:15:59,000
I saw Conan tweeted like ah, there's an evil peacock in that Kung Fu Panda 2. How unrealistic is that?
1755
02:15:59,000 --> 02:16:01,000
Peacocks are really evil
1756
02:16:01,000 --> 02:16:03,000
Yes, they are
1757
02:16:03,000 --> 02:16:06,000
And we have one more piece of feedback from Mad City Bob
1758
02:16:06,000 --> 02:16:10,000
Oh, he's my favorite. What does he have to say?
1759
02:16:10,000 --> 02:16:12,000
This
1760
02:16:12,000 --> 02:16:32,000
Hey, this is Mad City Bob. Welcome back Brian and Ben
1761
02:16:32,000 --> 02:16:45,000
Welcome back. Your dreams were your ticket out. Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about
1762
02:16:45,000 --> 02:17:11,000
Thank you
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Whoa, Mad City Bob. That was an awesome feedback. I come to expect nothing less of you
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No, fantastic kind of creepy because I don't know why it had to be that creepy, but it was
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Kind of still I liked it
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I'm gonna have nightmares. Thank you Mad City Bob though. Keep sending in more feedback
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And I'm sorry that was like three months late or two months late. I don't know
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Yes, and everybody be sure to send your feedback to happycastfeedbackatgmail.com or give us a call that number one more time
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7 7 happy none NUN
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Also 5 2 0 HPPYCST. I don't really care which one because I check both of them
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I do call 7 7 happy none
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We should get other phone calls with all the other ones
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That's the one I tend to remember
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Oh, I meant like with our other podcasts or should we all focus in to happy none
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I don't know we could sort them out either way
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Yes. Alright, so that's all the feedback. So that's it for the show, right Brian?
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Oh, there's one more matter and Ben
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Is it closing the show?
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It is your task as the lead of the show to now look back at our theme that we started with
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I think we have two or three themes this time
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And it's your job to look back and summarize the theme. Let us know what we've learned
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How it's gonna help us in the future
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Just just saying something insightful
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Alright, I have to look at the outline again
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And hope I remember as much as I can
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Do I have to summarize it in 15?
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No, no, take your time just uh
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Alright
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Make sure it counts
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Alright, hold on I have to run
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Oh man, this is gonna be hard
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It was so much easier when I made it up at the top of my head
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What are our themes again? Go over them one more time
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A new hope, a peacock, and something else
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Outsource
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No, it's not outsource
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Well, Brian, I have to charge my iPhone real fast, hold on
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Stalling, stalling, stalling, stalling
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Well, Brian, sad music cue
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What I think we can learn from this podcast is
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No matter what you hope, whether it's that you will sneeze
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Or that a moose won't go through your window
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Or something else that I thought that outsourced would be good when it actually isn't
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You're probably wrong about what you hope
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Also
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That is such a gloomy message
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The thing about hope is it's probably misplaced
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Alright, that was a sad one
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Well, Brian, what we can learn from peacocks is if you're too...
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What?
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No, tell me, what can we learn from peacocks?
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What we can learn from peacocks is that they're all male
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None of them are female
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Also, don't be too prideful
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Because if you are, you might call your mink a marten
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When it's actually a mink and not a weasel
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Also, shows that are on NBC
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If you're proud enough, maybe you could make a local commercial
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Singing and dancing about why your flea market is just like a mini mall
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Also, outsourced
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And thank you for joining us and we'll catch you...
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Alright, outsourced, go ahead
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No, no, that was just the end of that one
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Okay, alright, I thought you were going to talk about outsourced
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No, no, I'm good
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What we can learn from outsourced is that if we're both racist towards each other, it's okay
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No, it's not
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That's the lesson I'm getting from outsourced
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Oh god, it got real loud, I'm afraid
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Hey, alright, so that does it
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The show has come to a close
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I think it's going to be another long one, maybe not
1833
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We'll see after I edit it
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It might be about two and a half hours again
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Alright, that does it, another long show
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Ben, I want to thank you for joining me
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I really appreciate it, you're doing all the work
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I just got to show up and talk for a few hours
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And then you spend all the time and effort editing it, making sure it gets out to the people, promoting it
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So thank you for that
1841
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Yeah, another reason you should be here so you can edit it too
1842
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That's not really a selling point
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Alright, thank you to the sick Ms. Fizzbizz for joining us in the chat
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And listener Anne for dropping by earlier
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That's not a selling point
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We're not the stabbing capital of America, we're only two hours away from it
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Yeah, you're right by the knife crime capital
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It's not right by, two hours, I'd say
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Alright, thank you, I would like to sincerely thank everyone for joining us here in the Happycast
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So thank you for joining us, and until next time, keep happy
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Yes, stay happy
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Keep staying happy
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Hello and welcome to WHPP Radio
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Today we have a special exclusive song from Weird Al Yankovic's upcoming album, Alpocalypse
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In stores Tuesday, June 21st
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This song is called Polka Face
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Polka Face
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