Kfm Mornings Full Show 6 Oct 2026

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Speaker 1: It's Coldplay BTS My Universe here on KFM Mornings. Good morning.
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Speaker 2: So lovely to wake up to the rain. Actually, good morning.
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Speaker 1: It was nice, eh?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, no.
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Speaker 1: Well, it is nice.
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Speaker 2: It is nice. It's still going.
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Speaker 1: Still going. I wished I'd figured it out a bit earlier. Like, I like going to bed with the rain.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 2: So sorry that Mother Nature didn't... quite deliver this time.
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Speaker 1: Next time uh but you got to say that thing eh you got to say that thing three two one oh we need it it's been a.
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Speaker 2: Long time it's been a dry winter.
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Speaker 1: We need it yeah don't knock it we need it Tuesday morning.
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Speaker 2: Hello.
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Speaker 1: Hello, Vanes.
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Speaker 4: Good morning, Darren.
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Speaker 1: Good morning, Ramiz.
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Speaker 2: Good morning.
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Speaker 1: Sherlyn is not well. There's a bit of a bug going around again, eh? Capturing everybody. Yeah, but it seems like a stomach bug.
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Speaker 3: Yes, yes.
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Speaker 1: A bit of a grumble.
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Speaker 5: And the only terrible thing about the weather is that the traffic will probably be awful.
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Speaker 2: So I'll take over for Sherlyn in the meantime.
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Speaker 1: Well, you're going to get hit, double hit today. Because... Schools are back to.
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Speaker 6: That, right?
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Speaker 3: Fun is?
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Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes.
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Speaker 1: You are my absolute.
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Speaker 4: Day one.
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Speaker 1: Thank you. Day one.
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Speaker 6: Okay.
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Speaker 1: The only one I can rely on for that information.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm also not too sure.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Well, we'll see if they're home when I get home.
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Speaker 2: When you clock in for your afternoon shift.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, when I get home, if they're not at home, then yeah, school started.
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Speaker 6: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Okay. Let's start the show, though. Good morning. Let's hit it. It's Lizzo, good as hell, on KFM Mornings. Your chance to get onto the 20K Pop Quiz this morning. Yesterday, the man waited three years to get on. Three years.
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Speaker 2: Unfortunately, didn't win 20,000 rand.
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Speaker 1: But he was happy with what he got, though.
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Speaker 2: But we have the memories.
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Speaker 1: That's right. So I think, what did he get? Six, five, six, somewhere around there.
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Speaker 2: He seemed to be averaging that at the moment.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but he was very happy. So come and have some fun nonetheless. Brought to you by Suzuki, as always, 20,000 Rand on the table. Let's get one clue. So as I said, Sherlyn is not here today. She's got that bug that seems to be hitting everybody. So give us a clue, please, Sibs.
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Speaker 5: I'm going to give you a clue for an answer that I did not know, which is often rare in this pop quiz.
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Speaker 2: I love my pop culture. Question number five.
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Speaker 5: Which country is nicknamed the land of smiles?
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Speaker 2: I mean, there could be a few contenders in this one.
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Speaker 1: We could.
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Speaker 2: We could be.
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Speaker 1: We could absolutely be.
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Speaker 3: For sure.
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Speaker 1: We are very consistently ranked as the friendliest nation in the world.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: That's like a fact, eh? We were voted this year, I think, as the friendliest nation in the world. Yeah.
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Speaker 5: You may think, is it a country in Europe? Because they are often voted the happiest.
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Speaker 1: Oh, no, they're grumpy there.
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Speaker 2: But they're grumpy happy, hey?
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Speaker 1: No, they're grumpy.
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Speaker 5: So that means we move on over to maybe Asia, Darren? Is there an Asian country that comes to mind? South Africans love traveling to it. Australians love traveling to it.
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Speaker 1: Bali.
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 1: Thailand.
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Speaker 4: Thailand.
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Speaker 1: Thailand, really?
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Speaker 2: Thailand.
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Speaker 5: And they are known as a hospitable nation with amazing cultural traditions and obviously the tourism inviting people to visit.
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Speaker 6: Right.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 2: Land of smiles.
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Speaker 1: Thailand. Thailand. I haven't been.
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Speaker 2: I haven't.
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Speaker 1: You would have loved it maybe eight years ago.
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Speaker 2: I hear so. Is there over tourism now?
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Speaker 1: Massively.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Isn't that always the case?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's become very much a....
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Speaker 2: People are calling it.
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Speaker 1: It's like a stag do place now.
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Speaker 2: Like an amusement park now.
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Speaker 5: And that's saying a lot about the kind of tourists that are going because we're not also respecting the country.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a stag do love you long time party. You know? Yeah.
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Speaker 5: It's a shame.
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Speaker 1: Get your.
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Speaker 1: Your fake goods and get your suit.
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Speaker 2: And then get out.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. And you come back with a smile.
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Speaker 2: Land of smiles.
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Speaker 3: Indeed.
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Speaker 1: Some with an upside down smile because they get tricked. If you're laughing, you know what I'm talking about. I've seen one too many videos like that. Okay, so if you want to play for $ 20, 000, 082-945-0940. Go drop your details on our WhatsApp telephone right now.
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Speaker 6: 6 to 9 a.m.
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Speaker 3: Monday to Friday. This is.
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Speaker 6: This is KFM Mornings with Darren, Sherlyn, Sibs, and you.
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Speaker 1: This is going to hit like Jimmy Eats World on KFM Mornings. My vinyl classic win from yesterday. This is called... The Middle. It's Jimmy Eats World. The Middle on KFM Mornings. Let's have a look at your weather forecast quickly. As you can tell, it is raining. That should clear up by midday, though. The rain is just going to be light, but the roads are full of water, though.
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Speaker 5: Some flooded parts, eh? Even here around town.
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Speaker 1: The whole road for me, coming in from Bloberg, that whole beach road, it's just half of the lane is taken up by water. So, watch out for that. It can be dangerous.
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Speaker 7: The.
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Speaker 1: Going to be rain in Stellenbosch, rain in Paule today. The rain will be pretty much everywhere actually. No rain from tomorrow right up until Friday. So it's just today. Temperatures, well, all around 18, 19 degrees. Not going to get much warmer than that anywhere in our province. Cape Town, we're not going to be above 20 even come Friday. So we've got 18, 19, 20 Wednesday, Thursday, Friday Same for George. We're going to mild.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Mild again. Where's the wind at? Cape Town wind. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, the wind will be at bay. The wind will be nothing.
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Speaker 2: Because imagine that combo now. Rain and wind.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it won't be noticeable. So we're okay. Okay, that is your weather forecast. So, yesterday I was driving in the car with some little dudes.
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Speaker 5: Children?
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Friends of my son.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 1: And we had a bit of a music discussion. And I'll tell you, I'm concerned.
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Speaker 2: For them? Their taste?
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Are we losing quality?
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Speaker 1: We're losing the battle big time.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: And they will determine the future, you know, of music.
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Speaker 5: But I thought Gen Alpha was adopting the tastes of the older generation.
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Speaker 2: So the quality was actually improving.
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Speaker 1: No, that's Gen Z.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 1: That's Gen Z. So Gen Alpha, they're on their own trip now.
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Speaker 2: Creating their own genres there.
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Speaker 1: And I hate to say it, but... No, well, absolutely. The new genre is AI.
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Speaker 6: Oh, no.
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Speaker 1: And I called it the other day. I said, the problem is that AI sound, that's going to be the new genre.
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Speaker 5: And once you hear it, you can't unhear it, and it gives you what the kids call the ick.
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Speaker 1: It's not good. Well, I think it's giving Gen Z the ick, but it's not giving Gen Alpha the ick.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So I'll tell you more later on when we've got time. Okay, but let's get one more tune in before we get to news and sports. It's Marshmallow with Num on KFM Mornings. 6.30, here we go, news and sports. It's Samba Potential on KFM Mornings. Okay, so... You better fill up today. I think there's going to be a huge queue at the pumps because tomorrow we hit a record-breaking fuel price. It is the most we will have ever paid for fuel in the history of this country.
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Speaker 5: You know, I knew it was coming, but when the government made it official yesterday, it was like heartbreaking again.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: It's like, oh, okay, so we're going forward with this.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So it's going to be around 30 bucks, eh? $ 30 a litre-ish.
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Speaker 2: On the 7th of October. It's been a terrible year.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, just when we thought it was coming down again, it's gone way back up. And the government said they will not intervene. They will not....
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Speaker 6: Subsidise.
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Speaker 1: They will not take their tax off. So thanks for that.
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Speaker 5: And something I've noticed as someone who's constantly in the CBD, living there, going out, there are less cars parked during peak hours in the CBD. There used to be a time when you could not find a parking bay during business hours in Cape Town. And now you are not driving around as much. looking for a parking bay. There are so many available. And it's telling me that are people just using cars less and less? Are you using public transport? Are you working from home?
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Speaker 1: I think it's all of those things coming together.
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Speaker 5: Something has definitely shifted with the amount of cars in town now.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, modified working times. I think it's all those things that have come together. Carpooling. Yeah, all that. I think I did see a little discussion yesterday where the government is considering doing something with the road accident fund levy, which is about R2. 25 on top of the petrol price. If you don't know what that is, That is that levy. It's been one of those things that have been abused over the years where if somebody gets knocked over, somebody gets injured, something to do with the vehicle on the road, you can go get millions. You can go sue for millions. But this thing has been taken such advantage of. So there is discussions about the government doing something and taking money off the RAF levy, but don't hold your breath.
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Speaker 5: In the meantime, we're going to experience record highs with the fuel price next week.
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Speaker 1: There's inland, there's coastal, there's 93, 95, what, what. Just safely say it's going to be 30 bucks a litre. That's where we're at.
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Speaker 5: Meanwhile, the EV people are saying, oh, we got ahead of it, hey. Thank goodness for my electric vehicle.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: What is life like there? Please tell us.
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Speaker 6: Hmm.
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Speaker 2: Is the grass greener on the other side?
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Speaker 1: Have you got that charger in your garage? I heard somebody saying the other day, I was at a car place, and they said one of these car companies, one of these electric vehicles, I won't say which brand, but they said, yeah, it says you can go 450 k's on a full charge. And he said, yeah, like if you're traveling at a speed of 60 k's an hour.
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Speaker 3: Right. Right.
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Speaker 1: He said if you hit 120 on the freeway, you're only getting just over 100 Ks on this particular car. He said you can't even get to Otsuun from Cape Town.
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Speaker 2: You see, that would give me too much anxiety then.
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Speaker 1: Of course.
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Speaker 2: I'm not ready for that life.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. The other complaint that these electric car people had was that, you know, you can go to like the shopping mall and there's three parking bays where you can plug in.
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Speaker 6: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Problem is somebody goes at nine in the morning on a Saturday, plugs their car in, and they only come back at five o'clock.
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Speaker 3: Rude.
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Speaker 1: The car charged like seven hours ago, you know. So there's that too.
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Speaker 2: And it's not like those are everywhere.
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Speaker 3: No, no, no.
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Speaker 1: I don't see any electric chargers anywhere. It's only like the new shopping mall.
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Speaker 2: The new shops, like the premium shops.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. So we're not there yet. We're absolutely not there yet. So what we do in the meantime, we moan and we pay.
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Speaker 3: And we pay.
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Speaker 1: That's it. We moan and we pay. That's the reality check for now. So queue up tonight sometime. Get in early. Get in now to a peckle station. Or 11 o'clock today.
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Speaker 5: Or you could play the pop quiz with Suzuki where Darren generously has to top up your winnings in order to.
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Speaker 1: I've got to up my budget now.
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Speaker 2: Oh, we didn't think this through.
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Speaker 1: Because we give minimum a tank, which is 1.4.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 1: We'll cross that bridge when we get to it. It's car dependent.
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Speaker 2: I hope everyone is driving a cutesy little Suzuki.
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Speaker 1: I hope so. 20K Pop Quiz is coming up next.
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Speaker 6: KFM Mornings with Darren, Sherlyn, Sibs and you.
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Speaker 1: It's Gaga with Poker Face on KFM Mornings. 10 to 7 o'clock, your 20K Pop Quiz with Suzuki. We're going to do that right about now. Rise and shine.
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Speaker 8: 60 seconds.
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Speaker 3: 10 questions.
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Speaker 8: And up to 20,000 rand cash. It's time for the 20,000 rand pop quiz with Suzuki. On KFM Mornings with Darren, Shirley and Sid. Suzuki turns everything into a fun adventure.
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Speaker 1: So one ticket, one incredible prize, one meaningful way to help change a life. Suzuki Auto South Africa is supporting the South African Guide Dogs Association for the Blind, giving you the chance to win a Suzuki Across plus a two-night self-catering safari at Dinokeng Game Reserve. Tickets cost 150 Rand with every entry, helping the association train guide dogs and provide life-changing services to people with disabilities. Enter before this contest ends in March next year at guidedog.org.za. T's and C's do apply. Good morning, Greta.
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Speaker 9: Good morning, Darren, Shirlen, and Seth.
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Speaker 1: Hello.
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Speaker 2: Shirlen, off this morning. Hi, Greta.
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Speaker 9: Sorry, Shirlen is not there.
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Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's got that bug.
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Speaker 2: She's down.
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Speaker 1: Has that bug hit Hermanus yet where you are?
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Speaker 2: Not yet.
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Speaker 9: We're hoping it stays away a little bit more. Our school just started, so we're wanting it to stay away.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I'll give the kids another reason not to go back to school, eh?
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Speaker 9: Exactly.
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Speaker 1: Okay. Greta, so you are a marketing manager.
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Speaker 9: That is correct, yes. I'm a marketing manager at the retail mall in Armonis.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 2: That's a cool job.
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Speaker 1: It is. It is.
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Speaker 9: We've got the coolest tenants. I've got the nicest job. So yeah, just all around a great place to be.
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Speaker 1: Okay. Are you ready for the season? Have the Christmas trees gone up at your mall yet?
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Speaker 9: Our Christmas trees are going up the end of October.
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Speaker 1: End of October. Here we go.
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Speaker 5: Is this the most glorious time of the year for you as it is for us, Greta?
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Speaker 10: It is.
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Speaker 9: I must say we enjoy the Christmas season. We enjoy having our guests there. And, of course, our tenants enjoy having their holiday makers. And just the season brings people into gift mode.
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Speaker 2: Yes. The shops are full.
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Speaker 5: We like to see it. Exactly.
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Speaker 1: Nice. Okay. Well, I hope you have a good season. Now.
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Speaker 9: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: For 20,000 Rand, your qualifying question, true or false, the Suzuki Desire is a compact sedan. That is true. That is true.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Your phone is not the best, but I think we can... Try our best. We can give it a go.
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Speaker 2: As long as you can hear us loud and clear.
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Speaker 9: I can hear you loud and clear.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: All right. Let's give it a go. And if something happens, we'll deal with it then. All right. Greta, good luck. You've got 60 seconds, 10 questions, 20,000 Rand. All right. Let's do it. Good luck. Your time starts now.
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Speaker 5: Bass Persuades is a new song by which Hannah Montana star?
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Speaker 9: Miley Cyrus.
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Speaker 2: True or false, Bafana Bafana beat Egypt this past weekend.
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Speaker 9: That is true.
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Speaker 2: Name Oprah's best friend.
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Speaker 9: Gayle King.
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Speaker 2: What does the HD in HD television stand for?
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Speaker 9: High Definition.
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Speaker 2: Which country is nicknamed the Land of Smiles?
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Speaker 4: Thailand.
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Speaker 5: She doesn't even go here is a quote from which Lindsay Lohan movie?
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Speaker 3: Mean Girls.
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Speaker 2: In tennis, which Yannick is the current world number one?
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Speaker 9: Yannick Munar.
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Speaker 3: Mrs.
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Speaker 2: J and Benny are characters from which local soapy?
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Speaker 9: What's 41 minus 9?
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Speaker 5: 32. Spell fantasy. Sorry?
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Speaker 3: Spell fantasy.
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Speaker 9: F-A-N-T-A-S-Y.
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Speaker 5: In tennis, which Yannick is the current world number one?
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Speaker 3: Yannick.
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Speaker 1: Three, two, one. I extended the clock because of the delays and stuff there. But sure, Greta, that is a nine out of ten.
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Speaker 2: That is a very good run.
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Speaker 9: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: Sure. I felt like you were stumped on the Yannick one. You just didn't know.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 9: Actually, if I think of it now, I might get it. But, yeah, sport is not always my best.
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Speaker 1: You know what?
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Speaker 9: I try to stick to rugby and cricket.
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Speaker 1: Don't break your heart now by getting it right after the clock.
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Speaker 2: Let it go.
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Speaker 5: You'll never be able to let it go.
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Speaker 1: Okay, okay. Now I want to know. Okay, now I want to know. Yannick, what? No.
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Speaker 4: Oh, no.
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Speaker 9: No, I can't think of it.
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Speaker 1: You can't?
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Legit or is this for your own heart health?
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Speaker 9: I know Carlos Alcaraz and I know all the other greats, but I don't know that one.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Yannick Sinner. Oh, okay.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Young Italian tennis star.
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Speaker 1: Okay, so it's... so it's 1,800 bucks legit earned this morning.
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Speaker 9: Thank you so much. Thank you, guys. It was nice to meet you. Even if it is, I've been only digital.
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Speaker 2: You played an excellent game. I can be very proud.
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Speaker 4: You were really good.
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Speaker 2: Very good. The best we've had in a while.
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Speaker 1: Thank you.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 9: My son also sits here in the back and he just wants to say hi. He listens to you every morning. So he just wanted to say hello.
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Speaker 1: What's his name?
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Speaker 9: His name is Ingo.
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Speaker 1: Ingo. Good morning, Ingo.
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Speaker 3: Hello.
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Speaker 1: Hello, Ingo.
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Speaker 2: How old are you, Ingo?
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Speaker 3: Hello.
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Speaker 2: Hello.
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Speaker 5: Hello.
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Speaker 1: Hello, Ingo. How old are you?
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Speaker 2: Seven.
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Speaker 5: Seven. Sure.
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Speaker 1: Big boy. You're looking after mommy there.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Oh, good boy.
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Speaker 2: She was very good in the pop quiz this morning.
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Speaker 1: Ingo.
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Speaker 9: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: Ingo, are you grade one? Grade one. So you're back to school now? Yes. Oh, that's not fun, eh?
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Speaker 10: Mm-hmm.
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Speaker 5: And Ingo, how was your first year at big school? Good.
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Speaker 2: Was it good?
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 1: And Ingo, what has mommy packed for lunch? Healthy food. Healthy food. Do you like healthy food, Ingo?
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Speaker 5: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Oh, good boy. Good boy.
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Speaker 2: Hey, Pelloni's healthy.
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Speaker 5: He had healthy food as well.
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Speaker 1: Pelloni with mayonnaise.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Cheese and tamati.
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Speaker 1: All right, Ingo, you have a good day back at school.
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Speaker 3: Okay. Okay.
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Speaker 1: All right, buddy. Take care.
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Speaker 6: Bye.
00:21:37
Speaker 1: Bye.
00:21:38
Speaker 3: Bye.
00:21:40
Speaker 1: Oh, Greta, you've got a lovely young man there. Greta? I think Inga's taking the wheel.
00:21:50
Speaker 5: He said bye-bye.
00:21:51
Speaker 1: He's taking the wheel.
00:21:55
Speaker 3: All right.
00:21:56
Speaker 1: Cute, man. Cute, cute. Seven o'clock. Going to have a quick break before we get to news.
00:22:03
Speaker 6: KFM Mornings with Darren, Sherlyn, Sibs, and you.
00:22:07
Speaker 1: It's Miles Smith with Drive Safe. Back to school's cool, kids.
00:22:13
Speaker 2: Final term, final stretch.
00:22:15
Speaker 1: Back to school's cool. Parents are happy today.
00:22:22
Speaker 2: Fourth term scaries.
00:22:24
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:22:25
Speaker 5: Everything just feels like ten times more important in the fourth term now.
00:22:28
Speaker 2: Every assignment, every exam.
00:22:30
Speaker 1: But you can smell December. It's just down the road. It really is. So yesterday was like the last sort of play date before December. And I had a bunch of ten-year-olds at my house. And I said, okay, guys, let's go get some ice cream.
00:22:49
Speaker 3: Love it.
00:22:50
Speaker 1: Let's go to the shop. Oh, yeah. Cool. Let's go. So, we get in the car and then we're driving down the road. Now, my music is playing. Okay?
00:23:01
Speaker 3: Yes.
00:23:02
Speaker 5: Your playlist.
00:23:03
Speaker 1: Yes. My Darren playlist. So, this is what was legit playing in the car. All right? So, we're at the driveway going down the road. The car is quiet. Some of the kids are nervous. Going with Uncle. And it's just quiet, and I'm turning the volume up now.
00:23:28
Speaker 3: Yeah, one fine morning.
00:23:34
Speaker 1: And this is my tunes, you know.
00:23:40
Speaker 2: I'm going to write.
00:23:41
Speaker 1: Uncle Darren. And then my son's saying, Dad. I'm like, yeah, boy. Can we change the song? So I'm like, you guys don't like my music. No.
00:23:52
Speaker 3: Just me and the skeleton.
00:23:54
Speaker 1: Give it a chance, boys. Give it a chance. This is good tunes. This is Bill Callahan. Oh.
00:24:04
Speaker 2: It's a bit of a buzzkill, Dad.
00:24:06
Speaker 3: I could have sworn I.
00:24:08
Speaker 1: Actually heard one of the kids in the background. I want to go home.
00:24:16
Speaker 2: Take me home, please.
00:24:20
Speaker 1: I could hear that. So I'm like, okay. So I wasn't going to win this battle.
00:24:28
Speaker 2: I fear you didn't read the room.
00:24:30
Speaker 1: No, I didn't at all.
00:24:31
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, 100%, eh?
00:24:32
Speaker 5: Yeah, no. You're killing my aura.
00:24:34
Speaker 1: No, well, so listen. We drive in and I'm like.
00:24:39
Speaker 2: Pick up the pace, man.
00:24:40
Speaker 6: Okay.
00:24:40
Speaker 5: Okay.
00:24:42
Speaker 1: I throw my phone to the back of the car.
00:24:44
Speaker 5: Valid.
00:24:45
Speaker 1: And I say, okay, pick whatever you want. You kids decide. And then they all start shouting. And they'll go, oh, break my stride. Break my stride. Choose break my stride. Break my stride. And I'm like, okay, let's hear this. Break my stride. And this is break my stride. Okay, let me show you.
00:25:04
Speaker 2: Oh, now we have a battle now. Who got served?
00:25:08
Speaker 1: So it's like, oh, you like that song, eh? You like that song? Yeah, it's the best song in the world right now. Yay, put it back. Hold on. Hold on, boys. Let me show you. That's not your song. That was my song. This is where it came from. And they all collectively go, oh, this is trash. I'm like, this is the original. This is the original.
00:25:39
Speaker 5: I'm offended.
00:25:45
Speaker 2: My nervous system just settles.
00:25:52
Speaker 1: Now I do that. I continue the Gen X thing. Boys, this is real music. Okay, boys. That's where the song actually comes from. That is the original song.
00:26:03
Speaker 5: That healed me after being in overstimulation station.
00:26:06
Speaker 6: Yeah.
00:26:07
Speaker 1: And they were like, no, that's rubbish. We hate it. Put back on Josh Fawaz. With AI, because that's Gen Alpha. Gen Z want to go back to the 80s. Gen Alpha, this is the sound that their ears are tuned to. So I'm afraid we will lose.
00:26:29
Speaker 6: Okay.
00:26:30
Speaker 3: No.
00:26:33
Speaker 2: You know, it feels like.
00:26:35
Speaker 1: I said, no, okay, stop. We're back to my music.
00:26:41
Speaker 2: And driver chooses.
00:26:45
Speaker 3: The curtain rolls.
00:26:47
Speaker 11: This sounds like you just left a funeral of a loved one. And now everyone's quiet in the car driving back home.
00:26:56
Speaker 4: I don't know.
00:27:00
Speaker 1: These are the battles we have in the parties.
00:27:02
Speaker 5: Who did we lose?
00:27:09
Speaker 2: Actually, go back to Josh.
00:27:12
Speaker 3: For us.
00:27:15
Speaker 1: And I felt sad. I actually felt very sad.
00:27:18
Speaker 2: Yes, because you're playing the song.
00:27:21
Speaker 1: No, because we're losing the battle.
00:27:24
Speaker 3: The mountain.
00:27:26
Speaker 1: The mountain.
00:27:26
Speaker 3: The mountain.
00:27:28
Speaker 4: Oh, I can't believe you thought you would win with this. And they did.
00:27:33
Speaker 1: No, but they didn't like the original Matthew Wilder Break My Stride.
00:27:37
Speaker 4: But I think if you had played that first, they would have liked it.
00:27:41
Speaker 1: No, they didn't like it. They didn't like it at all.
00:27:43
Speaker 4: You spoiled their mood.
00:27:45
Speaker 1: When you're hearing this song and you've taken it and gone for ice cream, all you can see is... Ice cream melting at a rapid pace. Then another kid grabbing the ice cream. And you know in the ice cream, the whole top falls on the floor. Let's go on another one. If you don't look after it, you're not getting another one.
00:28:08
Speaker 3: When you get.
00:28:12
Speaker 1: There and they say sorry, there's no ice cream. This is the drive back from no ice cream.
00:28:20
Speaker 11: No, this is the scene in the movie when the holiday is over and you're driving.
00:28:26
Speaker 4: It's the long road and all you're driving past is either through the woods or there's beach. But that stretch where no one is speaking.
00:28:34
Speaker 5: And all you can think about is, oh, we have so much laundry to do when we get home.
00:28:39
Speaker 1: And you're just staring out the window from the side window watching the world pass you by.
00:28:45
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
00:28:46
Speaker 1: And you go, times were once happy. It's over now.
00:28:50
Speaker 3: Over now.
00:28:53
Speaker 4: Back to the city. Okay, enough.
00:28:58
Speaker 2: I think I'm with the children.
00:29:00
Speaker 5: I'm so with them. Give them back their iPads and let them choose. the playlist because clearly you've lost control. No, make ice cream trips happy.
00:29:11
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:29:12
Speaker 1: Look, I get I got the song wrong, but the point was that the AI is here. So for the kids, I will play it. I'll give you a pass this morning. On your way to school, you're Josh Fawaz. Okay. Josh Fawaz for the kids.
00:29:30
Speaker 5: I'm going to need other dad's parents to tap in and represent me. themselves better because you were not the person for that job yeah.
00:29:38
Speaker 1: Look it was on what I was playing when I was on my way home. So I get the song, but overlook the actual song.
00:29:45
Speaker 2: It's tough to overlook.
00:29:50
Speaker 4: I feel like it set the tone. He could have persuaded them.
00:29:54
Speaker 1: One fine morning. And you know what's sad is that no one has asked... Darren, what was that song you were playing? I love it.
00:30:03
Speaker 2: Is no one shazamming that one?
00:30:05
Speaker 3: No.
00:30:06
Speaker 6: No.
00:30:08
Speaker 1: Oh, that hurts me again.
00:30:09
Speaker 3: Was that Paul Callaghan? Was it?
00:30:12
Speaker 1: Yes, Ramiz.
00:30:13
Speaker 3: Oh, no.
00:30:13
Speaker 5: There were one or two people who messaged and said it reminds them of their dad, their granddad.
00:30:19
Speaker 3: And it's beautiful.
00:30:20
Speaker 2: So it has a time and a place.
00:30:21
Speaker 3: Yes.
00:30:22
Speaker 11: But like you earlier on, like you said, he didn't read the room.
00:30:27
Speaker 6: Yeah.
00:30:29
Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, wait. He has one reaction to my song. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:35
Speaker 2: You did this on purpose.
00:30:36
Speaker 4: I will also get out of the car.
00:30:38
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no.
00:30:39
Speaker 4: That's a... Darren, this is so depressing.
00:30:42
Speaker 6: Yeah.
00:30:44
Speaker 1: Yeah, but.
00:30:45
Speaker 5: People are saying they'd willingly jump out of a moving vehicle and throw themselves in traffic.
00:30:51
Speaker 1: Didn't you enjoy the resonance of his voice and the folk storytelling and all that and stuff, eh?
00:30:57
Speaker 11: But also in context, when you're listening to that alone on your way home, it's after a three-hour crazy show.
00:31:06
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is my adrenaline dump music.
00:31:10
Speaker 5: You're like, oh, I've got so many bills to pay.
00:31:15
Speaker 3: I'm going, I want.
00:31:16
Speaker 1: The Final classic again. My life.
00:31:25
Speaker 4: My life's so good.
00:31:28
Speaker 1: Okay. So, look, we're just getting some of your messages. Yeah, the car ride. We have the same battle at home. Same, same battle.
00:31:38
Speaker 6: Yeah.
00:31:39
Speaker 5: Yeah. But there are some dads who have better music selection, so they've thrown that in the mix as well.
00:31:45
Speaker 2: Appreciate you. Hey, I can.
00:31:48
Speaker 1: Two-pack it up. I can do all of those things, you know. Two-pack it up. I can two-pack it up. What do you want?
00:31:55
Speaker 4: But that's their mother.
00:31:56
Speaker 1: That's their mother, exactly.
00:31:59
Speaker 5: We love that two-pack.
00:32:00
Speaker 1: Yeah. Two-pack them all, bros. Okay, we'll get some of your messages on in just a sec. I must just also tell you, coming up, every dream destination has a sound. I'm not going to give this out yet because he's going to mess with our WhatsApp telephone line that producer Brad is going through with a fine-tooth comb. Are you ready there? No. Yeah, okay, here we go.
00:32:27
Speaker 7: The new generation in AI, every song on Spotify, Apple Play, you name it as AI. So for those that are wanting to become singers one day, it's a dying career. It is the saddest thing on earth.
00:32:45
Speaker 3: Yes, Darren, that was quite a long drive to the ice cream shop. My dog went like, oh, oh.
00:32:52
Speaker 7: When your song played now hey.
00:32:56
Speaker 1: Darren quick question when you impersonate your kids voices in the car why do they sound like Donald Trump.
00:33:02
Speaker 5: I don't know I didn't notice that me either but now I feel like we need a redo of.
00:33:12
Speaker 1: That I think I said.
00:33:16
Speaker 2: Oh sulky now I get it.
00:33:22
Speaker 1: Okay, so... Yeah, we got a contest coming up. I'm not going to give you the prompts and clues just yet. It is almost 7.30.
00:33:31
Speaker 6: KFM Mornings with Darren, Sherlyn, Sibs and you.
00:33:36
Speaker 1: It's David Guetta. Gone, gone, gone on KFM Mornings. Okay, listen. I just wanted to go back to my song.
00:33:45
Speaker 2: Please, let's not go back.
00:33:47
Speaker 1: No, no, listen. Let's just finish it.
00:33:49
Speaker 6: So.
00:33:52
Speaker 1: There are roughly 300 million songs in the world, okay? Crazy. There was 150 million songs like just before AR came. Right. In one year, that amount has doubled. They've doubled the amount of songs made of all time with AR, right? So the average person in your middle age, in your 40s, average person has heard a total of, 20,000 songs. This is on the radio, your own personal playlist, in the shopping mall, passing by. You've heard on average 20,000 songs. That's 0.0073% of all the songs ever made. Does it sound like much? No. It's not even one grain of sugar in a two kg bag of sugar that you've heard. So look, I think I might be at 1%. So I bring you this sort of.
00:34:51
Speaker 3: One fine morning.
00:34:53
Speaker 1: Okay. We'll take some of your comments on the fight that I had yesterday in the car with the AI.
00:35:03
Speaker 5: Listening to that song with a car full of 10-year-olds was certainly a choice, yeah.
00:35:08
Speaker 1: Yes, it was my music versus theirs and AI's winning every day. Outvoted like daddy, which broke my heart a little bit. But just some of your messages.
00:35:18
Speaker 5: I think my husband, that is his type of playlist. Like we don't have the same playlists. So we don't mix our music. He's got his own playlist.
00:35:27
Speaker 7: I've got my playlist and we've got something that, you know, when people come and visit.
00:35:32
Speaker 3: Listening to that song, definitely not worth an ice cream.
00:35:36
Speaker 4: Yo Darren, I got in my feels with your song there, that Bill Callahan song.
00:35:41
Speaker 6: And I'm 31 years old.
00:35:43
Speaker 4: So yeah, I would very choose your music.
00:35:45
Speaker 2: 100%.
00:35:46
Speaker 11: Love it, love it, love it, Darren.
00:35:48
Speaker 3: Love it.
00:35:49
Speaker 1: I'm with you.
00:35:50
Speaker 7: That is music.
00:35:51
Speaker 3: Oh no, Darren, I'm with your kids.
00:35:53
Speaker 8: You're never allowed to play the playlist when other people are in the car, bro.
00:35:57
Speaker 3: Yeah, depressing AF.
00:35:58
Speaker 1: Darren, that is not all Gen Alphas.
00:36:02
Speaker 5: That's like the 9 and 10 year olds that watch TikTok 24x7.
00:36:04
Speaker 1: Darren, you're making me miss someone I used to know with that music.
00:36:09
Speaker 10: No, man, Darren, please stop it. This song is driving me into depression here.
00:36:15
Speaker 4: I'm sure after that song you played, some of.
00:36:17
Speaker 10: The buddies was like at school with your son like, Maybe you should speak to teacher.
00:36:21
Speaker 3: Your dad's not okay.
00:36:22
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:36:24
Speaker 2: Check in what's going on.
00:36:26
Speaker 1: All I can say is, is that when I grew up, I ate what was in front of me and I never got a turn at the radio. My dad's music was what we heard all day long. I grew up on this. I never complained.
00:36:45
Speaker 6: Okay. Okay.
00:36:46
Speaker 1: Let's whip into contest time with your Capitec credit card. So, yesterday, very easy clue. Today, a little bit more difficult. But you'll get it anyways. I'm going to play you a sound. You've got to tell me what city this sound emanates from. Okay? This will get you, could be 10,000 Rand this morning. If you get the sound right and you get through, it's 2,500 Rand. I'll ask you a question. It'll be 5,000 Rand. And if you've spent on your Capitec credit card. It'll be 10,000 Rand. All right. So which city are we in today? Here is your clue.
00:37:23
Speaker 3: Taxi. Hot dogs. Get your hot dogs. The final stop.
00:37:35
Speaker 10: Tough.
00:37:36
Speaker 1: Do you know? Taxi. Hot dogs.
00:37:41
Speaker 3: Dream.
00:37:42
Speaker 6: Dream.
00:37:42
Speaker 2: Place to visit.
00:37:44
Speaker 1: You don't need to give any more clues. You don't need to give any more clues.
00:37:48
Speaker 3: You shush.
00:37:50
Speaker 2: Let the people guess.
00:37:51
Speaker 1: Let the brain work here. Okay. On 082-945-0940. Do you know which city that is? Not country, city. All right. With WhatsApp, the keyword Capitech with your entry on our WhatsApp telephone. Right. Now, good luck.
00:38:10
Speaker 6: KFM Mornings with Darren, Sherlyn, Sibs and you.
00:38:14
Speaker 1: Carly Rae Jepsen, call me maybe on KFM Mornings. We've got a prank coming up in about 17 minutes time. All right. We've got your Capitech contest. Let's do that now with the hardest clue in the world.
00:38:31
Speaker 10: Flight attendants, prepare for takeoff, please.
00:38:33
Speaker 8: Your next epic destination never sounded this good.
00:38:37
Speaker 2: With a shot at winning up to 10,000 Rand cash.
00:38:40
Speaker 9: Thanks to the Capitec credit card on KFM 94.5.
00:38:44
Speaker 1: So listen, this is how it works. Capitec are already in the holiday season. Just holidays, holidays, holidays. If you spend 5,000 Rand or more on your Capitec credit card until 31 October, you could win a trip to Singapore for two. How lecker, eh? Plus, you can get 24 free airport lounge visits a year when purchasing flight tickets for 1,500 Rand or more with your Capitec credit card. And enjoy no currency conversion fees, free travel insurance when booking return flights, and 1% cash back on your Capitec credit card spend. Capitec is an authorized credit provider and FSP. Initiation service fees and conditions apply. Well, well, well. We have... what looks like a record number of entries this morning. So it really is a needle in a haystack.
00:39:37
Speaker 5: Who's the lucky one?
00:39:39
Speaker 1: The lucky needle is you, Lyle. How's it, Lyle? Good morning. I'm good.
00:39:44
Speaker 10: How are you?
00:39:45
Speaker 9: Good.
00:39:45
Speaker 1: Good. Lyle from Boerdessek. My man, you were lucky to get through. I was four fingers this morning.
00:39:53
Speaker 3: You were.
00:39:54
Speaker 1: There was a crazy amount of entries for this this morning. So this sound, which city is this?
00:40:01
Speaker 2: Taxi!
00:40:05
Speaker 3: Hot dogs. Get your hot dogs. The final stop.
00:40:12
Speaker 1: Okay, give it to me.
00:40:15
Speaker 6: It can only be in New York City.
00:40:17
Speaker 1: That is the correct answer, Lyle. Did you have a curry last night?
00:40:24
Speaker 2: It's a motorbike, Darren.
00:40:27
Speaker 1: I thought so. Sounded like it was going to be a tough place to be stuck with Lyle in a car.
00:40:37
Speaker 5: Like a bear waking up, coming out of hibernation.
00:40:43
Speaker 3: Okay.
00:40:44
Speaker 1: So, listen, Lyle, you've got 2,500 Rand. Now, for your chance to win another 2,500 Rand, answer this question, true or false, Capitec credit card clients do not get any cash back when swapping their Capitec credit card? That's false. That's false, that's correct. So that is 5,000 Rand you have now. Now we can double that even more. Please tell me, yes. Have you swiped your Capitec credit card in the last 30 days, Lau?
00:41:18
Speaker 10: Yes, sir.
00:41:19
Speaker 1: Yay!
00:41:22
Speaker 5: That is what we like to hear.
00:41:24
Speaker 2: Do you know what that means, Lau?
00:41:26
Speaker 6: Yes.
00:41:27
Speaker 5: Look, I'm a diehard Capitec fan and I'm, yeah, you can say a diehard Capitec fan too.
00:41:34
Speaker 1: Okay. You know what it means. Okay. So it's 10,000 Rand for you, Lyle.
00:41:41
Speaker 10: Sweet, man.
00:41:43
Speaker 1: I needed this, buddy.
00:41:44
Speaker 5: Enjoying it.
00:41:45
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:41:46
Speaker 5: Are you sorting out your life?
00:41:47
Speaker 6: They're paying me back and paying me forward.
00:41:50
Speaker 1: Ah, good. And you're also in the draw for that trip to Singapore.
00:41:54
Speaker 2: For two.
00:41:55
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's exciting as well. Okay. So look, today it was a needle in a haystack, you getting on. Let me tell you, for that Singapore trip, it's.
00:42:05
Speaker 5: Usually when you're on like a lucky roll, it.
00:42:08
Speaker 2: Just keeps going.
00:42:09
Speaker 10: Yeah.
00:42:10
Speaker 2: Let's hope it keeps going.
00:42:11
Speaker 1: Well, let's... Maybe we'll be calling you again before the end of the year, Lyle. Good luck, man.
00:42:16
Speaker 6: Hopefully.
00:42:17
Speaker 10: Hopefully.
00:42:18
Speaker 3: Okay.
00:42:18
Speaker 1: Thank you, guys. Pleasure, Lyle.
00:42:20
Speaker 2: Thanks, Lyle.
00:42:21
Speaker 1: Cheers. Bye-bye. Tomorrow, brand new destination and a brand new 10,000 rand in cash up to grabs. All thanks to the Capitec credit card.
00:42:32
Speaker 6: KFM Mornings with Darren, Sherlyn, Sibs and you.
00:42:37
Speaker 1: It's Miley Cyrus on KFM Mornings. Okay, we're going to take a quick break and then we're coming back with a prank. It's a little bit of retribution.
00:42:44
Speaker 5: Oh, we need some laughter. We need some joy.
00:42:46
Speaker 1: Yeah, this guy has been waiting for seven odd years to return the favor to his brother.
00:42:54
Speaker 2: To return a pranking favor?
00:42:57
Speaker 1: Yes, he was pranked by his brother and he sat and waited for And then he was like, all right, let me give Darren a call. The time is now.
00:43:07
Speaker 2: He played the long game.
00:43:09
Speaker 1: Yes, like an elephant. So that's coming up next.
00:43:13
Speaker 6: Stop. Stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous prank call from Darren Wackhead Simpson. Exclusive to KFM Mornings.
00:43:25
Speaker 1: Okay, so two brothers, adult brothers, very close. Lots of fun and games between them.
00:43:31
Speaker 6: One.
00:43:32
Speaker 1: Did quite a dirty on the other one.
00:43:34
Speaker 6: Sure.
00:43:34
Speaker 1: In the form of a prank. Many years ago, the other one has been sitting waiting for the moment. And the moment has now.
00:43:41
Speaker 5: It's quite villainous that. Waiting in your lair, planning, plotting. You've got the blueprints out on the table. And waiting for the perfect opportunity to.
00:43:53
Speaker 2: Get him back.
00:43:53
Speaker 1: It's like me. I don't get mad. I get even.
00:43:57
Speaker 2: You get even.
00:43:59
Speaker 1: And I will wait. I will play the long game. However long the rest of your life is, I'll leave it to the sort of second last day. So this is what's happened, right? So he works, the guy being pranked, he does contract work in the UK. So he will go to the UK for like two, three months at a time, do the work, and then he comes back home. With his lovely pounds. Go back and forth and back and forth. So he's driving around here. And then he has a car accident. And the car was not able to be driven away, the car had to be towed away. And then the worst thing was, the car's towed, goes to the towing yard. And then he had to hop on a plane, like two days later, And go to England to do the contract job.
00:44:56
Speaker 2: My goodness.
00:44:58
Speaker 1: So he said to his brother, hey bro, please, can you just take care of this for me? It's in the towing yard. Laid the claim with the insurance company.
00:45:07
Speaker 2: The hard work is done.
00:45:08
Speaker 1: Yeah, get it all sorted for me.
00:45:10
Speaker 2: The admin is done.
00:45:12
Speaker 1: I'm away. And then to which brother thought, here we go. Here we go. So I'm going to be calling him. He is in the UK. Okay. Brother's on the line with me. Let's do it.
00:45:31
Speaker 10: You must just, I mean, can you phone me now? I said, Joe, phone me right now.
00:45:36
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm on it. Stand by your phone. Hello? Hello, I'm looking for... Please. Speaking. It's Fakir. I'm calling you from.
00:45:47
Speaker 10: How's it, man?
00:45:48
Speaker 1: How are you? Been trying to get hold of you for a while. Listen, this issue about your bucky.
00:45:53
Speaker 2: Yes.
00:45:54
Speaker 1: Look, it's been going in circles. I've been informed by this insurer, Mr.
00:45:59
Speaker 3: Noss.
00:46:02
Speaker 1: He's involved. Mr. House Domke is involved. And it's basically at a point now where I've got costs to recoup here for towing and for storage. You don't have insurance. It's apparent that insurance isn't going to be paying out for this either.
00:46:20
Speaker 10: Why are they not going to pay for it out? That was the whole issue. This was the whole thing. He said to Hugo, Hugo, are you sure that I'm not going to have to pay any cost? Because if I've got to pay something, I'm not going to be here. I'm going to London. I will go to store it somewhere else. And he said to me, no, no, no, don't worry. The insurance will cover everything.
00:46:37
Speaker 1: My deal is that there's a towing charge. There's also the storage fee. And it seems like you don't want to, because you weren't insured and you've clearly fled the country for some reason.
00:46:50
Speaker 10: Okay. Sorry, I did what?
00:46:53
Speaker 1: It seems that you fled the country because you owe for the Mercedes and the VW Polo.
00:46:58
Speaker 10: No, I haven't fled anywhere. He's the guy who crashed into me. Why would I flee the country? I'm here working. I'm going to be back in two months' time.
00:47:08
Speaker 1: It's just quite convenient that after you have the accident, you flee to England.
00:47:14
Speaker 10: I didn't flee anywhere. Okay, stop right there. Okay, stop right there. I didn't see anything. I don't need to run from anybody. I do not need to hide from anybody. This has been planned for three months.
00:47:27
Speaker 1: This car can't just take up space in my yard here the whole time. So what I'm doing is we sell parts for cars.
00:47:34
Speaker 6: No.
00:47:35
Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm going to sell your car off as parts to reclaim my amount. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:40
Speaker 10: Sir, you are not going to do that. You are not going to do that. That is against the law. You cannot do that. I didn't run from anybody. I told everybody. I even spoke to, I emailed you guys to find out what was going on and everything. So there's no way that you guys can all of a sudden just sell my car.
00:47:57
Speaker 1: Of course I can. Of course I can. Okay, I can get your all-terrain wheels. I can get easily 1,500 for those.
00:48:05
Speaker 10: No, no, no, no.
00:48:06
Speaker 1: No, no, no.
00:48:07
Speaker 10: Let me get on to this. And as soon as I've sorted it out for somebody, then I'll get back to you and let you know what's going on.
00:48:13
Speaker 1: I can either sell your bucky off as scrap or I already have an offer of 25 Gs for your bucky. Clearly, you left the country to lie low for a bit.
00:48:23
Speaker 5: No, no, no.
00:48:24
Speaker 10: You also have my email address. I had to email you. Not once did you guys email me.
00:48:29
Speaker 1: But I don't deal on email. That's for girls, okay? I don't deal with email.
00:48:34
Speaker 2: I pick up the phones.
00:48:35
Speaker 10: Well, I didn't have a phone when I got you.
00:48:36
Speaker 3: Okay.
00:48:37
Speaker 10: Well, look, I'm telling you now, it's not often that I get buyers for pieces of crap. Okay, I've got a buyer. Listen, but it's a piece of shit anyway, man, that's taken up space in my yard. It looks like a dog turd on my lawn here. I don't care. It might be a piece of shit to you. It's not a piece of shit to me. You will not sell that vehicle. You don't sell my vehicle. I will... I will find... I'll get back to you. Okay, I'll tell you now, but in one hour, I'm flogging this car.
00:49:15
Speaker 1: No, you are....
00:49:20
Speaker 10: No, you won't. You still have car on the last charge of 50 inches, and I will have you arrested.
00:49:24
Speaker 1: I will.
00:49:24
Speaker 2: I'll tell you now.
00:49:25
Speaker 10: Don't challenge me. Don't challenge me on this point, Paul. Do not challenge me on this point.
00:49:29
Speaker 1: One hour, but one hour, I'm flogging this car. Yeah, whatever.
00:49:32
Speaker 10: Oh, that's wrong, yeah.
00:49:34
Speaker 6: No.
00:49:39
Speaker 10: That's brilliant. There he comes, there he comes.
00:49:46
Speaker 1: Okay, can you share the call back in now?
00:49:48
Speaker 10: Sure, just hang on.
00:49:49
Speaker 6: Okay.
00:49:50
Speaker 4: Your call has been placed on hold.
00:49:52
Speaker 1: Buddy?
00:49:53
Speaker 5: How's it going?
00:49:54
Speaker 10: Okay, this is the guard from the truck service.
00:49:58
Speaker 1: Yeah?
00:49:59
Speaker 10: And he's just had a huge go at me and I've just had a huge go back at him. He said that I fled the country and I'm suspicious that I left just as the accident happened. And he's going to sell my car straight away. He's got a buyer there who wants to buy it for 25,000 rand. My daughter's trying to f * * * ing have that and I'm going to have it and the rest of it's all theft.
00:50:17
Speaker 1: Oh, you're joking, man.
00:50:19
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:50:19
Speaker 10: No, he's coming. He's like that oak that you had, you know, that you had worked with on the golf course.
00:50:25
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:50:26
Speaker 10: I need you to get hold of him. And then I'll get hold of the film myself. Okay, I've had enough now. Yeah, has he gone? Yeah. Love it.
00:50:36
Speaker 1: Hello?
00:50:37
Speaker 10: Hello, but it's Vakia.
00:51:00
Speaker 1: Yes. Okay, is there anything? Because I promise you this guy's ready to leave this place. I'm going to flog his car.
00:51:05
Speaker 10: He can leave. He can leave. You are not selling my car. I'm busy sorting it out right now.
00:51:10
Speaker 6: Mr.
00:51:10
Speaker 10: Nelson can say what the f * * * you want. It was his fault. You are liable for it. You will not sell that vehicle. You are not selling my vehicle.
00:51:19
Speaker 1: He can leave with the car.
00:51:20
Speaker 10: You are not selling my vehicle.
00:51:21
Speaker 1: Where's my guarantee?
00:51:22
Speaker 10: How the hell am I going to get the car? Swear to God, I will lay a charge. I swear I won't.
00:51:28
Speaker 1: Okay, let me meet you halfway here, But. I'll meet you halfway, okay? I think it's only fair that if I let this guy, his name's Craig, by the way, take your car, you can negotiate the price. Craig? Yeah, yes, Craig.
00:51:40
Speaker 10: No, I'm not. You're not letting my vehicle go. Hello, it's Craig here. I'm here for your Bucky. I see you've got this Bucky here in the yard. You're not allowed to sell that vehicle. I am not selling that vehicle. It's not for sale. I'm not selling that vehicle. I'll give you $ 30, 000 for that car. It's not worth more than that. I'm not interested. Thank you, gentlemen. I'm not interested. Have a lovely day. Hold on.
00:52:09
Speaker 1: It's... Yeah, he's busy calling me.
00:52:14
Speaker 10: He's busy calling me.
00:52:15
Speaker 1: Okay, put me in.
00:52:16
Speaker 6: Sorry.
00:52:19
Speaker 10: You know, this guy's sitting in my car. He's got the guy standing right there. He's going to get to me straight away. He's got no right to do that, boss. I'm going to phone my connection in the bank and see if they can help me with the insurance side, okay? I'll phone you back in Parliament. This isn't a prank or anything like this that you're trying to put on me, yeah? No, dude, I don't know.
00:52:57
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
00:52:58
Speaker 10: From * * * * or something like that. I'm trying to get you back for that time with the credit card thing, eh? No, boss. No, man, are you sure? No, boss, I promise you. On your life, eh?
00:53:14
Speaker 1: Guess who?
00:53:16
Speaker 10: You * * * *. I'm * * * * ing you, I just.
00:53:25
Speaker 10: I knew it. Oh, yeah.
00:53:26
Speaker 11: Oh, my God.
00:53:27
Speaker 5: Richard.
00:53:27
Speaker 6: Richard.
00:53:27
Speaker 5: Richard.
00:53:36
Speaker 10: Oh, man. Seven years, buddy.
00:53:38
Speaker 6: Seven years.
00:53:39
Speaker 10: Seven years, buddy. I'm phony mommy. I'm phony mommy.
00:54:05
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, we're violent, and you're there saying, hey, you sausage, I'm calling mommy.
00:54:13
Speaker 2: That's so real.
00:54:14
Speaker 1: That building site, yeah. You're going to be feared and revered, my man.
00:54:20
Speaker 10: Oh, my word.
00:54:20
Speaker 1: You sausage. Call mommy. It's Maroon 5 with Sugar on KFM Mornings. Okay, here's some messages from the prank this morning.
00:54:37
Speaker 3: You got me laughing.
00:54:39
Speaker 7: You got me laughing like nobody's business in this morning.
00:54:42
Speaker 1: Revenge is best served cold. Now you got it, bro.
00:54:49
Speaker 4: He got me and I'm calling mom.
00:54:52
Speaker 2: I'm calling mom.
00:54:55
Speaker 1: That just goes to show you're never too old to call mommy there we.
00:55:01
Speaker 5: Go mommy's gonna sort it out gonna sort you out yeah yeah better not do that to me again.
00:55:07
Speaker 1: Um listen tomorrow uh I have got some tickets to give away to the sold out wackheads all star comedy jam happening Friday.
00:55:19
Speaker 2: Are these the last last last tickets.
00:55:22
Speaker 1: Yes very very very last and uh we'll make them meet and greets as well Sweet. Everyone.
00:55:33
Speaker 2: I want to meet Skulk.
00:55:36
Speaker 3: Skulk. Meet Skulk.
00:55:38
Speaker 1: You'll meet Uncle Barry. Loiso.
00:55:43
Speaker 2: Nice.
00:55:46
Speaker 1: You'll meet the king, Mark Lottering as well.
00:55:51
Speaker 6: Yes.
00:55:53
Speaker 1: And there might be a few snacks on offer too.
00:55:56
Speaker 2: Oh, licorice.
00:55:57
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:55:57
Speaker 2: Do you put it there, their contracts? You must do one meet and greet, eh?
00:56:01
Speaker 1: No, you know, they all want to. They all want to.
00:56:03
Speaker 3: No, they're very different guys.
00:56:05
Speaker 1: Come and pop backstage and have a little cold one with us, a little savannah. Yeah. I'm not allowed to say the word at this time.
00:56:18
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's an alcohol-free one, no?
00:56:20
Speaker 1: Yeah. You're not even allowed to say that.
00:56:23
Speaker 6: No.
00:56:23
Speaker 1: You're not even allowed to say it's alcohol. No, you don't need to. Oh, you know when you're going on a game drive and you're looking across the savannah.
00:56:35
Speaker 2: Yes, beautiful.
00:56:37
Speaker 1: And you can see.
00:56:38
Speaker 2: South African.
00:56:39
Speaker 1: And you go, it's so hot and warm. I just wish I could have something ice cold to drink.
00:56:46
Speaker 2: What a refreshing sight.
00:56:48
Speaker 1: As you look across the savannah.
00:56:52
Speaker 6: Sure.
00:56:53
Speaker 1: You know, so it's going to be a whole experience, which is. Going to be fantastic. We'll give that away tomorrow morning to Wackers. Sold out. All-star comedy jam. Let's have a look at the roads before we get to news and sports. It's Ogle with Ultra Nate on KFM Mornings. You know what she's actually saying? In South Africa, we think she's saying, we sing another poop, another poop, another poop, another poop.
00:57:22
Speaker 5: Because we lack maturity and seriousness as a nation.
00:57:27
Speaker 1: Yes. Now, whilst it'll forever be another poop in South Africa, what she's actually saying is another pop.
00:57:34
Speaker 3: Okay.
00:57:35
Speaker 1: Another pop, another pop, another pop, another pop.
00:57:37
Speaker 2: It'll never be pop to us.
00:57:38
Speaker 1: Yes, we will throw an E in the middle there. Yes. Okay.
00:57:45
Speaker 6: Okay.
00:57:45
Speaker 1: So we've got the vinyl classic coming up.
00:57:48
Speaker 2: We do.
00:57:49
Speaker 1: Good luck to you this morning.
00:57:51
Speaker 2: I wish you nothing.
00:57:53
Speaker 1: The worst of luck.
00:57:54
Speaker 3: I know.
00:57:54
Speaker 2: But the worst.
00:57:55
Speaker 1: I get it. In the contest time, it is gloves are off. We're no longer friends, even if it's just for the sake of five minutes.
00:58:03
Speaker 5: I think there's like nine weeks separating the two of us.
00:58:07
Speaker 1: Is that right?
00:58:09
Speaker 2: So you can more see. Where I am in my position. It's not a good position to be in.
00:58:15
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you know what? Don't lose sleep over it. It's just... Are you.
00:58:22
Speaker 5: Going to say it's just a game?
00:58:23
Speaker 1: It's just a game.
00:58:24
Speaker 2: Oh, not you.
00:58:25
Speaker 1: Exactly.
00:58:26
Speaker 5: Those words cannot come out of your mouth.
00:58:28
Speaker 1: You know what? But it's what losers say. It's just a game.
00:58:34
Speaker 2: Tall trees catch the most wind up there, hey?
00:58:37
Speaker 5: I don't like how relaxed you are.
00:58:39
Speaker 2: As a champion. You should be stressed out.
00:58:42
Speaker 1: Okay. Well, look, we're going to do it.
00:58:44
Speaker 3: Oh, he is. Don't you worry.
00:58:46
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00:59:35
Speaker 5: Oh, I just got a rush.
00:59:37
Speaker 2: This thrills me. A contest.
00:59:40
Speaker 1: Okay, so yesterday, early 2000s rock worked very nicely for me with Jimmy Eat World and Middle. So I'm going to continue on the same theme. And this is.
00:59:51
Speaker 1: Probably one of the greatest songs of that era. Do you remember this? Loud and awesome, My Chemical Romance. Welcome to the Black Parade.
01:00:01
Speaker 5: Oh, I remember when they were everywhere and mainstream too on TRL, MTV.
01:00:07
Speaker 2: That was a good time.
01:00:09
Speaker 1: And just a tenuous link here. You see Black Coffee is going to be playing at the Grand Parade. In December. Did you see that?
01:00:19
Speaker 2: We secured the black coffee?
01:00:21
Speaker 1: The black coffee at the Grand Parade. He's coming home.
01:00:26
Speaker 2: Switching on all the lights.
01:00:28
Speaker 1: No, I think this is something separate.
01:00:31
Speaker 2: Oh.
01:00:33
Speaker 1: Now that nobody knows about it, maybe I'm wrong.
01:00:35
Speaker 6: But.
01:00:37
Speaker 2: What do you say?
01:00:38
Speaker 6: TBD?
01:00:39
Speaker 5: TBC?
01:00:39
Speaker 3: To be confirmed?
01:00:40
Speaker 1: No, I legit saw it. I legit saw it someplace.
01:00:43
Speaker 2: All right.
01:00:45
Speaker 1: Black coffee at the Grand Parade. sometime late in December. That's why you need to vote for My Chemical Romance and welcome to the Black Parade.
01:00:55
Speaker 2: Very tenuous, Darren.
01:00:57
Speaker 1: Because black coffee is going to be at the Grand Parade.
01:01:02
Speaker 2: This guy.
01:01:03
Speaker 3: Wild.
01:01:05
Speaker 1: A unicorn moment in our history.
01:01:08
Speaker 2: The only concert I know about at Grand Parade is the switching on of the lights. So I'm not sure if it's the same, but yeah.
01:01:15
Speaker 4: But that's not late December. That is end of November.
01:01:17
Speaker 5: It's like early December.
01:01:19
Speaker 2: Well, Darren, you go do your research.
01:01:22
Speaker 5: And come back to us with some concrete information.
01:01:26
Speaker 1: Okay.
01:01:28
Speaker 5: In the meantime, just because it's raining doesn't mean we don't dance.
01:01:34
Speaker 2: So let's dance in the rain.
01:01:36
Speaker 5: Oh, just looking for a bit of disco, a bit of funk with KC and the Sunshine Band.
01:01:43
Speaker 2: Give it up.
01:01:45
Speaker 5: Because yes, it may be grey, but we are looking forward to a sunshiny summer season.
01:01:50
Speaker 1: It may be grey, but why dilute it when you're going to have black coffee at the Black Parade? My Chemical Romance, welcome to The Black Parade. It is 15 December. He's going to be there.
01:02:04
Speaker 6: All right.
01:02:05
Speaker 5: Actually, am I seeing the sun kind of trying to peek through or is my poor eyesight deceiving me? So maybe it's the right time to give it up. It's the right moment, the soundtrack to what we are going to have a spectacular day.
01:02:19
Speaker 1: And I thought my link was tenuous.
01:02:22
Speaker 2: For the sliver of sun this morning, vote for Casey and the Sunshine Band.
01:02:26
Speaker 3: 082-945-0940.
01:02:26
Speaker 6: 082-945-0940.
01:02:30
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Black Parade My Chemical Romance.
01:02:35
Speaker 3: I don't know.
01:02:35
Speaker 2: I don't know.
01:02:36
Speaker 3: Well, there's only one way.
01:02:37
Speaker 6: To find out.
01:02:48
Speaker 5: Darren for the win today.
01:02:50
Speaker 4: Darren, Darren, Darren. Definitely sub for the win today.
01:02:55
Speaker 1: Morning team, subs for the win for this morning's sub.
01:02:57
Speaker 3: Darren, please. Subs, please, subs.
01:03:01
Speaker 2: I knew it. In my heart, I was like, we're going to be split in the middle with this.
01:03:05
Speaker 1: But have you noticed, the guys are voting for you and the ladies are voting for me.
01:03:10
Speaker 5: It's wonderfully unpredictable, this final classic, eh?
01:03:14
Speaker 1: Where are my gals?
01:03:15
Speaker 2: Where are my guys?
01:03:17
Speaker 1: Come on, my lady.
01:03:17
Speaker 2: Come on, my boys.
01:03:18
Speaker 1: Come on, my ladies.
01:03:19
Speaker 3: Come on, boys.
01:03:19
Speaker 5: Yes. Where are my dogs at?
01:03:24
Speaker 1: Just play me a clue. Yeah, I want to know if it's male or female. That's a lady. That's a lady. That's a lady. That's a lady. Come on, my gals.
01:03:35
Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh. Darren, please.
01:03:37
Speaker 2: Please, please, Darren. Boom, boom, boom.
01:03:42
Speaker 5: You let me down, my dogs.
01:03:44
Speaker 1: Thank you, my ladies. I'm here for you Monday to Friday, 6 to 9. My Chemical Romance. Now, that was well voted for, ladies of the Western Cave. That was just spectacular.
01:04:00
Speaker 2: Good choice. Smart choice.
01:04:02
Speaker 1: My Chemical Romance on KFM Mornings. And that is a wrap today. Have yourself a wonderful Tuesday. We'll be back tomorrow at 6 o'clock.