0712 Rizzo & Jeff "Priests picking you up when your car breaks down...His fridge...Ellen, Alf, and prostitute clowns, oh yea and Pat Sajack!

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It is one oh five nine Mount
Nashville's classic rock. You got the Rizzo
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and Jeff Show. Here, it's
Friday. I can't believe it's Friday already.
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Man, your birthday week, I
mean it flew by. Really.
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I feel like, I tell you, okay, you know, like like
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you're carrying a sack of potatoes,
like you're carrying the potato pirosol. Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, that's what it
felt like. So I glad it's
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Friday. Yeah. Oh, I'll
be able to celebrate a little bit this
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uh this weekend. Yeah yeah,
I got any, got any plans going
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a few places, so we'll figure
it out. You know, I'm a
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free bird, right, I'll ask
you to text me. You won't so,
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uh, you know, we don't
ask, don't ask, all right?
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Uh listen, we got a we
got a really important show today and
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coming up we got opening audio.
We're going to talk about poor Ohio State
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Fair and of course a dummy who
doesn't know what an apocalypse food kip food
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kip is kit excuse me is.
But we're gonna be talking about leaving a
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blind. What does it mean to
you when I say leave a blind?
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Uh? I don't know. Uh, let me okay, how about this,
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Uh, you take a blind in
a car and leave them on the
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side of the road. Yeah,
that's that's pretty awful to do something pretty
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awful, right, I think it's
quite horrendous. Actually, yes, happened
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in North Carolina. We're gonna be
talking about that. We're gonna be talking
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about a man who's made of his
life goal to eat like a tiger shark.
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Tiger shark needs forty one thousand calories
a day. He's gaining between nineteen
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and twenty seven pounds a day,
and he's eating whole hams. He's not
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gaining that much weight that fast.
Today. I'm telling I did the stone.
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I don't know version your body doesn't
do that. No, he ate
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like nine hands, I know.
But still, that's that's that's a lot
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to gain in a day. Nobody
gains that much of a day. You'd
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be dead. Well, and then
of course the Jay and n some really
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interesting things happened in the world of
United States politics yesterday. We'll get into
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that. Well. Yeah, a
couple of snaffoos, some snaffood I think
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you're doing it on purpose. Now, Jeff sent me something that was supposed
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to be either just a quick audio
clip or you know, a part of
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opening audio. What he failed to
realize, because Jeff sends this big,
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big list of all this stuff to
talk about. He's doing these blogs,
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I'm doing the audio. What he
failed to realize was what he sent me
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was a comprehensive, lifelong, complete
history of Woopee Goldberg. You know,
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something for just a little snippet was
supposed to be used. And then as
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you expanded more on this Whoopee convo, we have everything that you need to
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know about the beginning to the end
the whoop I mean, she's got a
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comic book. Okay, she's doing
metopausal menopausal comics. She's doing you know,
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she talks about the origins of the
name Whoopee. She talks about her
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mom's ashes. It's a real hoot. Yeah, yeah, you know it's
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it's you're gonna get a whoopy from
the roota to the tudor I'm whooping from
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the root to to the That's so
much more, guys, including how to
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stay and live live long time,
So listen, live a long time,
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Live live long time. Okay,
all right, Friday, I'm tired through
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his zone. Jeff Show will be
right back opening audio is next you Live
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Long Time. Well, they might
not be talking about love over there with
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Van Halen on one O five nine
The Mountain Nasals Classic Rop, but we
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certainly are. All right. It's
Rizon and Jeff and uh, you know
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I love rides, do you?
I don't? Are you an amusement park
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kind of cat? I'm gonna use
me cat. That's why I'm so devastated
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about the turn of events at Neverland
Ranch. Yeah, and I hope that
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it doesn't come down. I've always
wanted to ride Michael's choot, you did
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I always have? Yeah? Well, fuck yeah, I think I had
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a better shot at ninety three fifteen
years ago. Oh god, the you
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know the ride thing that not me. I don't like the roller coaster.
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I don't like the you know,
get the swing thing that spins. All
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right, So I get it.
You don't want to go to Carowin.
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I get I'm not. It's just
just no point for me. It's a
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waste of money, you know.
Okay, So let me ask you this.
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Then you Mountain. I go to
Soaky Mountain. It's a lazy river
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yet a lot of fun. All
right, But let me ask you,
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are you a state fair conct No, No, you wouldn't even state fair.
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No, that is a little bit
better than I think a full,
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you know, whole amusement park.
I could stay fair. There's a lot
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of, you know, extra things
to do, but stay fair. At
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the end of the day, you're
seeing the small lady, the snake guy.
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You're seeing what everything's deep fried,
the deep fried Oreo. I saw
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deep fried ranch dressing at one like
you know those kind Yeah, you're right.
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I don't know how they do that, you know, And it's just
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all just circus carnies that travel all
over living trailers and you know, and
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well say, and at least at
least well people watching is worth it,
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though it is. So I think
I've found a fair that even Jeff would
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like. And that brings us to
our first clip here in opening audio.
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It's time for opening audio here on
the Rizzo and Jeff Show. A fun,
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funny way to start your day on
the mountain. So Ohio, like
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North Carolina, every state has a
state fair. There was one in New
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York in this awful place called Syracuse. So every state has one, usually
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in the middle of the state.
And the Ohio State Fair they really,
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they really worked hard. They were
like, listen, I need twelve rides,
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we need bed Well, if you
think about it, dude, you
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know if you got the zipper,
you got that, and there's all kinds
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of other things. They roll their
games and people that. Yeah, yeah,
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you know, think about even in
a regular music park you get on
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twelve rides. Nobody does. So
twelve rides is playing, all right,
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So they go, twelve rides,
We want some tents, you know,
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we want you know, games,
all that stuff. Well, uh,
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they said, sure, not a
problem. So the fairest to comments.
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They get up and set up,
and this happens. Well, if if
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this would there we go. We
thought this year that we can bring what
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the public has asked us were the
rides. With great disappointment, they failed
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us. They had promised us twelve
rides between kid and tween, two bouncy
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houses, and three food trucks.
When they got here, they brought two
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rides, two bounce houses, and
two vendors. Okay, well you so
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you got you're expecting you got the
state coming, or at least the kids.
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You got two rides, you got
two flaccid bouncy houses, one apple
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store, and one popcorn truck.
What are you to do? You've paid
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them? Uh, the people are
there, they have to be entertained.
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And they bought as far as the
rides, it was a what's that thing
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that whirls around in a circle like
a tilted worldly thing? They brought one
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of them, and then they brought
a small ferris. So is that how
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you make the purchase between kid and
tween? Is that the purchase the insides
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of fair biziness? Well, here's
the thing. I mean, I have
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a kid that he you know,
tween. He's coming up on the tweens,
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so I need to know the ins
and outs. You've got a little
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time for tween? Yeah, yeah, what's what's tween like? Eleven?
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Yea, yeah, all right,
so I got some time? You know
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that that? Yeah, eleven to
thirteen ish? Okay, all right,
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so I have some time. But
I mean, the intricacies of tween entertainment
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is tough. So now you got
tweens, and let me tell you there's
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nothing worse then hundreds and hundreds of
screaming tweens. Yeah yeah, yeah,
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And to not fulfill the needs of
a tween and they go crazy. They
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get out there, they get out
there, they're at that. You know,
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it's it's that exploratory you know kind
of age where you show out there
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and I'm gonna try this, and
I'm gonna do this. I'll get on
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the roller coaster. Now, I'll
do that. And then when you can't
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do it, you just show up
and it's teacups. Me. I'm fine
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with a tea cup. Well,
see here's the thing, teacups. And
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would you get on the grivitron.
You know, I when I used to
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work at an amusement park, and
I did, but it was double fun
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at your amusement. But I used
to work at a you know, amusement
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park, and I you know,
I was a pool attendant. Not good
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enough to be a lifeguard. No, so I was the attendant, librarian,
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upgrade pool attend and I was good. I was the one that pushed
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you down the water slide. But
then half the time the stinking kids would
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get stuck in it. Why,
I don't know, fat all fats.
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And then i'd have to like,
we're there, let me some scale from
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one to ten, how many like
percentage wise like fatness twenty. But you
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know, you know, you would
have to like go down the water slide
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and help them out there. So
you got to go down it and work
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your way down this big water side, and you got to make sure that
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you're not to slide down it.
You're not, you do, but you
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want to make sure you're not smashed
because these are the closed ones. So
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the closed get stuck. I'd have
to get down there and help them.
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And you don't want to go down
too fast. If you slip, then
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you slide right into them. You
hit them, but they're screaming. At
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least two out of every twenty kids
got stuck in the stink thing. Really
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that was having then back. How
long did you lay? How how long
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were you there? Yeah? You
know, look, it was the some
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of the best three weeks of my
life. It's time for opening Audio and
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Jeff Show Funny right to start your
day on one five nine the Mountain.
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So, uh, the Apocalypse.
They have these things at Costco, probably
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at Sam's. I don't. I'm
not a Sam's guy yet, I'm gonna
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probably have to be because I can't
make the drive to Costco as much as
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I want with the kid now.
But do they have Apocalypse dinner kits or
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whatever they're called at Sam's as well? Jeff, No, but I didn't
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notice that they have these wonderful fall
jogger pants that looks really nice. Or
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fifteen ninety eight, did you treat
yourself for your birthday? I didn't make
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it over there. I follow there's
a thing on Instagram Sam's Club Deals and
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they show you like all the cool
things that they have. So I saw
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those, so I'll go get those. Didn't look for the apocalypse thing,
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you know, Well, just keep
an eye out because they have it at
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Costco. But what is it.
It's called the Apocalypse Kit, but it's
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not for you know, the Devil
coming to Earth to fight Jesus and Lucifer
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in a final battle in the Earth
on fire. It's really for like you
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know, the Texas floods, the
Santa Barbara Neverland Ranch wildfires, like you're
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you're in devastating New Orleans levee breaks, like when you are trapped and you
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need food and you have no other
way. If you're in Houston right now
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and millions of people are without power, these are perfect. So this guy,
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you know is flower Guests and he
goes, oh, yeah, where
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do we have in a pocalypse?
So stupid and he's getting killed online because
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it has nothing to do with the
friggin apocalypse. Understand a zous Christos is
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not coming down to fight anyone anytime
soon. This is for emergencakes Solomon Costco.
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I've never seen anything like this before, and they have emergency food supply.
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I guess this is for when the
apocalypse hits. We get Terioki rice
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pasta, Alfredo, cheesy macaroni,
apple cinnamon, cereal tomato soup with pasta,
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creamy pasta and vegetables, brown sugar
and maple, multi grain cereal,
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barbecue beans, vanilla pudding, all
orange drink mix, Way Milk Alternative,
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Southwest rice and beans and chicken flavored
noodle soup up to twenty five year shelf
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life, one hundred and thirty two
servings sixty three dollars. Okay, that's
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a great deal. And I guess
it's not the apocalypse. Why what is
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wrong with it? Can I just
say nothing is about the end of the
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People are dumb? People are dumb. It is the end of the world.
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At the end of the world comes
and it's over. Okay, wait,
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but that's it. So if it's
the end of the world, what
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are you gonna do? You're gonna
make it sustains. Right, you're dead.
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You know your apocalypse kit from Costco
is not going to save you from
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the terminator. Right, is going
to kill you. You know what you
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do? Everybody knows it. Everybody
knows. The only thing that survives,
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you know, the apocalypse or a
nuclear war, whatever it may be,
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is the Twinkie. Yet it's you
know what, that's a great boy.
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You stock up on the Twinkie.
Yeah, that's all you need. Right,
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You go underground with a horde of
Twinkies and you become king of world.
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Gluttonous, disgusting angel food cake stuffed
with cream. That's how you live,
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Okay. The Rizzo and Jeff Show
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The Mountain Look. I know that people
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have bad days. Twe oh five
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listen if you happen to be an
Uber driver or a Lyft driver. By
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the way, I had a really
nice Uber driver when I got an uber
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the other day. Uh to pick
up a rental car? Uh so shout
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out to him. He said he
would be listening to the show. Don't
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take your mid day out on the
blind. It's a tough thing to do,
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Jeff. You know, when you
can't see, you're already behind the
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eight ball. Actually balls. Well, I gotta tell you, you'd be
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probably pretty surprised your senses become heightened. Right, your sense has become so
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much more heightened that it's correct.
So you'd be very shocked. You know
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what goes on? You know that
are blind, very surprising, really,
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I mean, come on, you
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things probably to figure out how to
do, is to learn braille, right,
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I mean, when you can,
you can smell better, you can
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touch better. So okay, all
right, I get that, and that's
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fine, but you don't want to
leave a blind person on the side of
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the road. So lady gets an
uber okay, and you know, I'll
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just let her tell her story.
I say this is not the right place,
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and he says, well, I
have somebody I got to pick up
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at the airport, and he takes
off and runs away. I would talk
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to them about how to communicate with
some with a disability. How do you
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navigate with them. I'm listening to
them about what assistance they need, really
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hearing their voices. Okay, so
I know you had an airport ride,
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but you don't leave a blind lady
on the side of the road. Okay,
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she had a stick. She could
have got hit by a semi Airport
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rides are big money. I get
that. How do you communicate? Let
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me tell you how you communicate.
You don't leave a blind person on the
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side of the road, right,
they're not dead. There's a communication here
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you because they can't see that.
You don't leave them somewhere. You don't
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leave anybody anywhere for it Number one
too, especially, you don't leave a
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blind person in the in the middle
of nowhere. Let's role play, sir,
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uber driver. My name is Claire. I'm blind Uber driver. Oh
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wow, Claire. I'll make sure
you get where you need to go.
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Sure, uh, Claire, Claire, uber driver. I apologize, but
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it seems like you've let me off
on the side of the road because I
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can hear cars and I feel endangered. Uber driver got to go pick up
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an airport fair oopsie poop. See
Now that's not good communication, right,
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and that's not quality communication. But
where is your mindset is the Uber driver
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not thinking that this person, of
course, is going to contact Uber and
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let him know that you left him
on the side of the road, and
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there goes your Uber job. Anyway, Well, according to Uber, as
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of now, this driver still has
a job. They are pending investigation.
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They want to see the circumstances.
But I can't for see circumstances. Well,
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listen, maybe he had to pick
up somebody who was let's see death
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at the airports, okay, so
they couldn't hear the horn, so he
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had to physically go get him because
you can honk, but they can't hear
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you. So maybe he you know
what I mean, Maybe there was a
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more urgent matter that he needed to
tend to. So until all the sides
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come out. But I do think
it's me. This happened in Raleigh,
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you know, it happened to North
Kin. I think it's me. I
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think it's mean to leave a blind
lady on the side of the road.
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But you never know. There could
have been a deaf guy. He could
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have been in a wheelchair. You
don't have to be anybody doesn't matter,
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okay, especially don't do it to
the blind. What Southern Hospitality that is,
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I gotta tell you. And by
the way, and by the way,
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you never judga I had a deaf
uber driver one time. Okay did
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and then let me tell you if
she rode on a whiteboard and really they
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go back and forth. I left
my keys. She came back personally the
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next day, dropped my car keys
off of my house. You know what,
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right, I was the one that
should have been left on the side
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of the road. Talk about was
the mess? Then talk about Southern hospitality.
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You know what that blind lady she
has said she should have given him
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the old Southern hello, howdy doty. It should have been the bless your
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hearts, Oh, the bless your
heart? Oh you want to leave me
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on the side of the road.
We got a lot of those when we
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got here. Yeah, yes,
yeah, Bill. It's a friendly reminder
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Mouse. We all do a lot
of dumb stuff to our bodies. It's
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just the way that we are.
We're stupid, we're human beings. It's
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one of five nine in the Mountain, Nashville's classic rock Brizon and Jeff here.
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However, I don't know if it's
the best idea to say, hey,
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I would like to start eating like
an oracle whale, or hey I
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would like to start ingesting like a
tiger shark. Uh and then to continue
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to do so is this a bro
in uh in roid rage? So dealing?
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So this is what we're dealing with. Okay, I want you to
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picture as you're driving, uh,
you know, super in shape. I
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go to the CrossFit place and the
guy who comes up and he goes,
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Uta, brom, go to the
box man. You want to hit me
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at the box man? All right, let me get a protein shake like
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that guy first in the gym guy
right, And then you know they look
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at you and judge you if you're
not working out properly, bro, your
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pelvic thrust bad bro. Yet Yet
they were all there at one point before
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they got themselves in shape and injected
steroids into their dairy air. Right,
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And now that they've found the roids, they think, okay, well,
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now I can take on the world. So what this guy is gonna do.
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It's called the forty one thousand calorie
Challenge, Okay, and then he
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is going to, uh, you
know, lose all this weight by swimming
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NonStop for sixty hours, running barefoot
one thousand miles with a one hundred pound
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backpack, and completing an Olympic distance
triathlon while carrying a tree. Okay,
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this guy is insane. Yeah,
look, I'm a believer that the body
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has limits, okay, and all
that. Yeah, I think it's gonna
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take him out. All these ideas
are great when you're Jewice, Okay,
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when you're jew Well, here's the
thing. When you take a shot in
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the took, right, you get
thoughts in your head, right, and
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you think you could take on the
world and all those kind of things.
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But to forty how many calories?
Okay? So I alway have a break
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broken down forty one thousand calories with
the average tiger shark eat. So he's
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trying to break down. So about
forty one thousand calories turns out to be
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somewhere in the neighborhood of ten to
eighteen pounds of food, depending on what
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you eat. Okay, Okay,
now that being said, this gentleman started
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off his first day, Okay,
so I So he started off, he
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gained three pounds. The next day
he gained seven pounds. Then the next
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day he gained like eleven pounds.
So he's up like thirty six pounds in
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like five days, like an average
guy. Only he's what like twenty five
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hundred calories a day? Right,
So that's about it. That's the average
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guy. You know, got a
little bit of half lemons upstairs, got
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a little bit of a beer.
Guy had, you know, eat some
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McDonald's, has a beer on the
weekend. Kind of guy. He eats
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about twenty two to twenty five hundred. So this guy basically is eating for
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nine He's eating for a month worth
of whatever it may be, in like
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a day. What a freak.
Look, I'm just gonna throw a conspiracy
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theory. You can tell me,
yes, you can tell me. Now,
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I'm just gonna just throw it out. Do you remember the Japanese man
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who got pregnant? Who I Okay, remember that that guy was like a
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woman? Okay, yeah, right, So what if this because he disappeared?
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This is that Japanese guy who got
pregnant, and then what he's pregnan
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it again with octuplets, and so
to cover up the pregnant mom, to
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cover up that he's Octo Mom.
He's pretending that he's not pregnant by doing
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all of these exercises and eating like
a tiger shark because he knew it would
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make news again. He wants to
stay under the radar. So this Japanese
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guy who got pregnant, he's now
Octo mom. This has a lot to
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do with that Japanese guy thing.
Yeah, it probably really has zero to
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do with the Japanese guy thing and
being Octo mom and and everything else.
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Octo Mom, though, I gotta
tell you eight kids, she was eating
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a lot. Huh, yeah,
she was doing so it's three. Yeah,
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I'm talking to you. Yes,
you wouldn't it suck if you had
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to pay for me? Well'll let
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But I feel home and sweet when
I'm listening to that golden voice.
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Tell me the news, the Jeff
News Network. What's that golden voice talking
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about? Yeah, okay, I'd
go to it a round. Yeah,
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all right, bail, yeah,
I don't push it. All right.
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There is another restaurant locally that closed
down abruptly. We talked about Lare's Cafe
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going to be closing towards the end
of the month. But there's another one
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locally. We'll talk about that one. Something happened. This is ridiculous.
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I don't know what goes on with
people when they go on airplanes and how
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they just lose it. And it's
not like this flight with some international flight,
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you know, it's one of those, you know, from Florida flights.
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I'll tell you what happened. Uh, somebody got bit. We'll talk
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about that. Wow. And uh. The President of the United States,
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I know, President President Biden spoke
yesterday and it's really going viral. There
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was a couple of snatfoos uh when
he was talking about, you know,
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after the the UN deal and everything. Uh he was standing right next to
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here, to Vladimir Zelensky, who
of course is the President of Ukraine,
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not to be confused with another way. Yeah, and uh not only that,
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who he said was his vice president. So a couple of snaptfoos.
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Everybody's talking about it. We got
those audio clips as well, all right.
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Time for the world famous, never
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making it. Jeff News Network is
on one oh five nine them out said.
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Now, so yesterday we were talking
about the Rest Cafe which is going
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to be closed to announced that and
abruptly last week, abruptly, just the
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same day on July sixth, Avenue
M which is on Merriman. Okay,
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the co owners Tony and Ralph announced
via social media that the business would close
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the same day at the end of
dinner services at seven to ninety one Merriman
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av They've they've been open for years. They had about twenty employees and that
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was it. So that, you
know, nearly fifteen years of memories for
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people. Customers were sharing memories of
getting married and celebrating other occasions there.
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They always praise the owner, you
know, in the staff or the hospit
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vitality and all kinds of stuff.
But boom, that was it. Just
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like that, they were just closed
out of nowhere, just another restaurant.
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That reason given is har any,
No, they just they just simply said,
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you know, this is heartbreaking.
You know everything that you know you
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would want to say if it was
closing down, and that was it and
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then just gone just boom in another
restaurant. And then that You're starting to
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see that more and more and more
and more and more. Listen, it
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is so expensive to eat out.
I mean, for example, like you
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know, you brought up the I
guess in the jay and in a couple
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of days ago, two years ago, guy got some of the Walmart buck
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one hundred and forty three dollars.
Now it's like three hundred or four hundred
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bucks. So like it's it's hard. So it's hard. It's got to
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be hard if you're a business owner
and in a town of foodies where this
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is like the foody capital of the
country, all this great stuff. People
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come from all over the country to
try this food. And it's like,
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let me seeing local businesses closed like
this sucks. Yesterday yesterday, you know,
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it was my birthday and I went
to Buffalo all Winds Tunnel Road.
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I go every year for my birth
Okay, and before you say anything else,
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listen to how skimpy scrimpy chimp,
like just totally cheapy DP. You
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went, explain your day first off
Thursdays or buy one, get one boneless,
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Okay, so bogo on on the
get right, So bogo on the
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boneless. And so I went for
the ten and that's about twelve bucks.
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And then not only that I had
I had, they gave you free six
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traditional wings, which I went Buffalo
Ranch Flavor, it's their new one.
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Not only that I had enough points
that we're going to expire on the fifteenth,
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enough bonus points that I could get
free caso and chips, and I
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got chili in the caso, got
that as well. And then wash it
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all down with the water with lemon
wow out so much so let me ask
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you that to me would cost seventy
bucks twenty an out pal. Are you
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serious? Yep, ladies and gentlemen, I'm the cheapest man alive. I
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will work everybody, American. I'm
gonna teach you. He's gonna you you.
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You know what, Maybe we replaced
the JNN, you know, like
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the Julia Child of Asheville. Will
you teach people how to get basically one
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hundred dollars or of food for twenty
bucks? Yeah? Oh, by the
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way, did you tip twenty percent? Hit ex Jeffy Deals jeff News Network.
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He's ontain now I did tip twenty
yeah, of course. Yeah.
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Uh. He was a nice guy
at the bartender. He was great.
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So look, uh, this seems
to be happening more and more on on
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flights, and I'm just I you
know, I'm waiting for the day that
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this happens or something crazy happens while
I'm on a flight. All right,
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this is ridiculous. This is a
United Airlines flight that was traveling from Miami
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to Newark to Jersey, Okay,
which is outside of New York. Simple
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flight happens every day. I'm sure
it's just one of their standard flights.
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They go back and forth Newark to
their hub. Okay, so, a
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an unruly passenger who was wearing,
by the way, an al Pacino inspired
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scarface shirt, took a bite out
of a flight attendant shirt before the plane
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was forced to make an emergency landing
over an inflight altercation. Oh well,
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if you're wondering maybe they were hungry, here's a little bit of audio from
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a passinger phone. No airline they
had problem. They don't, they're why
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why So I don't understand the uh
you know, I guess the the issue
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with Well, look it's you know, and this thing turns into this export
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of filled rant that winds up going
crazy with it. Uh yeah, because
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look at the end of the day, I do not understand why and why
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these things happen. And you know, like you heard her say, please
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stop recording me or people are recording
me, you know, And that was
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a heavily edited video because it was
like it was bad. But I mean,
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what makes you decide to eat someone's
shirt? Yeah? But how pissed
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do you have to be to eat
a shirt? But like you said,
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you know, at the end of
the day you realize everything you do and
420
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I think I feel like we just
talked about this yesterday. Everything you do
421
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on the flight is federal right.
And that's right. Anything that you do
422
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is total, completely federal right.
And people the problem is people are waiting
423
00:31:03.119 --> 00:31:07.759
too long, they get hammered,
they get drunk. Uh. Some people
424
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are saying it was because of a
bathroom issue that was on the plane.
425
00:31:10.839 --> 00:31:12.440
All right, they don't really know
what an issue, but a bathroom is
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show because you have to poop,
you eat a shirt. Maybe they she
427
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needed to go, they wouldn't let
her go, and you know sometimes that
428
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happens in her shirt. But look, so don't bite it right, you
429
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don't wind up biting your shirt.
Because they were trying to detain her,
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hold her back, so they wound
up they zip tied her and wound up
431
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detaining her before they could get the
plane to land. So does zip tire?
432
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Does the flight attendants have to do
that? Yeah? That's crazy,
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you know, And people don't.
People don't realize that that there's marshals on
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the planes too that you don't realize
are marshals. Oh I know, that's
435
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the scary thing. Yeah, So
after the plane landed. Uh, they
436
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escorted off and you know, we'll
kind of see how things go from there.
437
00:31:55.039 --> 00:31:59.720
All Right, it's time the wait, no, it's not really.
438
00:31:59.880 --> 00:32:02.480
I mean who would can you put
the news back on? Then the system
439
00:32:02.559 --> 00:32:07.880
news, the Jeff News Network,
a wealth of useful and mostly useless information.
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00:32:07.599 --> 00:32:12.200
All right? So, uh,
it was a busy day for the
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president. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, a couple of days.
442
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Joey's been busy, a little tired, right, so, uh, you
443
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know, we have him out and
we got to get him out there after
444
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the big uh you know, the
big debates that everybody's talking about. Does
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he step down? Does he not? Uh? So you know, the
446
00:32:28.440 --> 00:32:30.279
goala, you know, I guess
for his team is probably just to get
447
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him out there, get him speaking, get him talking. And he's not
448
00:32:34.720 --> 00:32:39.279
a pumper, I know, but
he's not Daniel time. So if they
449
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wanted to, you know, is
that an isolated incident? Was it not
450
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that happened at the debate? Okay, we have the answer, because there's
451
00:32:45.920 --> 00:32:50.240
a lot of people that are in
their eighties that are you know, rolling
452
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to fine. But you know everybody
goes, well, I'm eighty one.
453
00:32:52.480 --> 00:32:54.359
Well, you don't run the free
world either, right, So it's a
454
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taxing job. Uh. So they
had the UN came in word about you
455
00:33:00.440 --> 00:33:04.519
know, Ukraine and Russia and the
whole deal. Right, so they said
456
00:33:04.720 --> 00:33:07.119
up, they called this the big
Boy press conference. That was gonna be
457
00:33:07.160 --> 00:33:09.640
happening, he was gonna have.
But this was a little bit before that.
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What you're gonna hear, you're gonna
hear him standing right next to him
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00:33:15.759 --> 00:33:20.599
was Zelensky. Okay, president of
Ukraine who's been fighting a war where people
460
00:33:20.640 --> 00:33:23.519
are dying every day. He's trying
to save lives and he walks around on
461
00:33:23.599 --> 00:33:28.640
a flak jacket because he's constantly attempted
to be a sassin. Right And no
462
00:33:28.720 --> 00:33:30.119
matter what you think about it,
if you're giving him money, whatever it
463
00:33:30.200 --> 00:33:36.799
may be, it's that. And
then you're gonna hear Biden talking about who
464
00:33:36.880 --> 00:33:40.279
his vice president is. Okay,
all right, so here is the uh
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00:33:40.839 --> 00:33:44.000
what do they call it, the
Big Boy press conference? Well this was
466
00:33:44.039 --> 00:33:45.880
before the Big Boy press Oh okay, all right, here we go.
467
00:33:46.839 --> 00:33:52.000
That's what the compact says loudly and
clearly, and now I want to hand
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00:33:52.039 --> 00:33:57.240
it over to the President of Ukraine, who has as much courage as he
469
00:33:57.359 --> 00:34:08.039
has determination Ladies and gentlemen, President
Putin, I'm so focused on being Putin.
470
00:34:08.280 --> 00:34:13.039
We gotta worry about it. Anyway. I wouldn't have picked Vice President
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Trump to be vice president. Do
I think she was not qualified to be
472
00:34:15.760 --> 00:34:22.000
president? So she uh, vice
President Trump, Vice President Trump. You
473
00:34:22.079 --> 00:34:28.199
know she's strawberry blonde hair. Vice
President Trump. Listen, there's there's a
474
00:34:28.239 --> 00:34:30.679
couple of things that you don't want
to do. And it's probably uh to
475
00:34:31.079 --> 00:34:38.239
call the leader of Ukraine the guy, the guy who is trying to have
476
00:34:38.440 --> 00:34:43.639
him killed. Yes, and then
your vice president is Trump, So I
477
00:34:44.079 --> 00:34:50.039
don't think you want to miss gender
your vice president with your political opponent.
478
00:34:50.360 --> 00:34:52.800
And and Vladimir Putin, uh,
you know, yeah, he's trying to
479
00:34:52.880 --> 00:34:58.559
kill everybody. So you know,
just long day for Joe. Well listen,
480
00:34:59.119 --> 00:35:04.360
what did they say, doctor's orders
in bed by eight pm? Yeah,
481
00:35:04.519 --> 00:35:07.400
he can't. He's pushing it too
much. He's eighty one. Give
482
00:35:07.440 --> 00:35:10.320
him some apple sauce. Really,
we're in bed by eight that we need
483
00:35:10.360 --> 00:35:16.280
apple sauce? Yes, yes,
no, the Rizzo and Jeff show one
484
00:35:16.360 --> 00:35:20.719
is older and wiser the other.
Now the other's life. Fill the pieces
485
00:35:20.760 --> 00:35:22.880
it is you say, is bet
of glue? You get what you get
486
00:35:23.079 --> 00:35:27.360
here's open. We made the right
decision. Weekdays at six to ten am
487
00:35:27.719 --> 00:35:34.760
on the Mountain, A little peek
behind the curtain here on the Rizon and
488
00:35:34.840 --> 00:35:37.559
Jeff Show, one of five nine
the Mountain, Ashville's Class and Rock.
489
00:35:37.679 --> 00:35:39.719
So we get in here a little
bit, a little bit, yeah,
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00:35:39.719 --> 00:35:44.239
a little peaky do we get in
here a little bit before four o'clock in
491
00:35:44.280 --> 00:35:46.440
the morning. And the reason is
is because we have a lot of audio,
492
00:35:46.480 --> 00:35:52.079
a lot of stuff, and Jeff
compiles this email. I look for
493
00:35:52.239 --> 00:35:57.119
audio. We work together to kind
of put this show together and then Jeff
494
00:35:57.519 --> 00:36:00.760
he'll send me like an email of
something and we'll kind of go over what's
495
00:36:00.840 --> 00:36:06.679
going on for the day. Now. Jeff happened to say, don't forget
496
00:36:06.760 --> 00:36:08.840
to take a look. I'm sending
you a little clip to a video.
497
00:36:10.159 --> 00:36:15.400
It's a quick little thing, just
worth a mention. Might be really funny
498
00:36:16.519 --> 00:36:21.840
about Whoopy Goldberg. I said,
okay, I'll take a listen to it.
499
00:36:22.079 --> 00:36:25.840
So I proceed to do so.
It's about that twenty five minutes after
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00:36:25.920 --> 00:36:32.360
four. At this point I'm listening. As I'm listening, I'm realizing this
501
00:36:32.599 --> 00:36:42.159
is no one quick clip. This
is an entire retrospective of Whoopy Goldberg,
502
00:36:42.559 --> 00:36:49.280
from her menopausal comic book to her
name, all the way down to how
503
00:36:49.360 --> 00:36:52.599
she scattered her dead mother at It's
a small world. Now. Let me
504
00:36:52.920 --> 00:36:59.519
let me say here, is that
when I had initially looked at this initial
505
00:36:59.559 --> 00:37:02.320
Whoopie thing, okay, and anything
that comes from Whoopee once in a while,
506
00:37:02.519 --> 00:37:06.679
you're really you'll get you'll get some
good you know, uh, you
507
00:37:06.760 --> 00:37:09.400
know, one line or things of
that from Whoopee, right right right,
508
00:37:09.519 --> 00:37:13.760
all right? So, uh,
when I saw this, it was an
509
00:37:13.800 --> 00:37:17.119
initial thing. You took the deeper
dive into the whoopee because it's generally what
510
00:37:17.280 --> 00:37:22.800
you do, and any anything I
give you Whoopee, you dive deep into
511
00:37:22.840 --> 00:37:27.599
wool. And that's what you did
today. And then that just the onion
512
00:37:27.760 --> 00:37:31.400
was peeled and here's a bunch of
different stuff that that came out about Whoopee
513
00:37:31.440 --> 00:37:37.679
was unbelievable. So what we're gonna
do is I am going to in about
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00:37:37.760 --> 00:37:42.840
three minutes, we're going to walk
you through the history of Woopbee Okay,
515
00:37:43.039 --> 00:37:50.880
from the inception of her name to
her new comic book action hero hero Whoopee
516
00:37:51.760 --> 00:38:01.360
Whoopy Woman, Whoopee Woman, Whoopee
Woman, Boy Together, Woman two scattering
517
00:38:01.719 --> 00:38:07.840
her dead mother in the ride.
It's a small world at Disney World.
518
00:38:07.960 --> 00:38:14.000
But it's how she did it,
which is with such reckless abandon it's kind
519
00:38:14.039 --> 00:38:19.320
of sick. It's very sick.
Yes, it is. She was having
520
00:38:19.360 --> 00:38:24.239
an episode, she was adding something, so all right, the deep dive,
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Oh Chrisia, Jeffy next, WHOOPI
Woman. Every once in a while,
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00:38:31.000 --> 00:38:35.199
something special happens here on one O
five nine, The Mountain, Nashville's
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00:38:35.239 --> 00:38:42.239
classic rock the Rizone Jeff Show Today
no exception. Jeff. He compiles a
524
00:38:42.280 --> 00:38:45.360
lot of things, puts the blogs
up by do the audio. We share
525
00:38:45.480 --> 00:38:49.719
duties, we get in here.
We try to put together the best possible
526
00:38:49.760 --> 00:38:54.159
show for you guys. And I
kind of like take deeper dives into stuff
527
00:38:54.199 --> 00:38:57.800
because he's doing this, that and
third. So that's kind of what we
528
00:38:57.960 --> 00:39:01.199
do. And today Jeff says,
hey, listen, there might be something
529
00:39:01.280 --> 00:39:05.400
funny could do for opening audio for
those of you who are listening now,
530
00:39:06.000 --> 00:39:08.239
we start the show with a little
bit of opening audio. He says,
531
00:39:08.280 --> 00:39:12.440
you know, Whoopy scattered her mom's
ashes. It was crazy, So I
532
00:39:12.440 --> 00:39:15.719
said, okay, let me listen
to it. Take a listen to it.
533
00:39:15.800 --> 00:39:21.840
I said to Jeff, Jeff,
this is magical. Yeah, this
534
00:39:22.440 --> 00:39:29.039
is magical. Yeah, she really. You don't generally hear whoopy too often.
535
00:39:29.559 --> 00:39:35.960
It must be the wigov or the
semi glue tide. The glue tides
536
00:39:36.000 --> 00:39:40.639
are getting to the Whoopster. And
she really opened up about a lot of
537
00:39:40.760 --> 00:39:45.559
things. She was a lot more
than I expected. Yeah, she gave
538
00:39:45.679 --> 00:39:52.559
you a history of her life and
the three main takeaways that we're going to
539
00:39:52.679 --> 00:39:59.760
learn today. We're going to learn
about Whoopy Woman. Okay, we're gonna
540
00:39:59.800 --> 00:40:04.360
learn about how Woopy got her name. Okay, her show biz name.
541
00:40:05.079 --> 00:40:12.559
We're gonna learn about whoopies Mom's ashes. Now, Whoopy Woman is what she
542
00:40:12.679 --> 00:40:22.440
was promoting. Whoopi Woman is a
cartoon about a lady superhero named Whoopy Woman
543
00:40:22.920 --> 00:40:29.639
who's going through menopause. Yuh my
god, can you imagine? No?
544
00:40:29.800 --> 00:40:31.920
I can't, No, I can't, I can't. And anybody out there,
545
00:40:32.199 --> 00:40:37.920
fellas, could you imagine Whoopy with
the hot and cold sweats? Huh
546
00:40:37.239 --> 00:40:42.960
as? Moody a mood And let
me just tell you, on a hot,
547
00:40:44.039 --> 00:40:49.360
ninety five degree humid day, you
got whoopy sweats. Oh boy?
548
00:40:50.079 --> 00:40:53.880
All right, So we're gonna set
distinct. That's a distinct. Uh.
549
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We're going to start here with Whoopy
Woman, the menopausal superhero, her explanation
550
00:41:01.760 --> 00:41:05.000
about that, and we're gonna go
from there. You're gonna learn a lot
551
00:41:05.119 --> 00:41:08.559
today. And because of that,
I just want to say again, you
552
00:41:08.639 --> 00:41:13.719
know, if you have any thoughts
or feelings you'd like to add some information
553
00:41:14.320 --> 00:41:15.679
A two, A two four oh
one oh five nine a number. You
554
00:41:15.719 --> 00:41:19.679
can give us a call, shoot
us a text, or comment on the
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00:41:19.719 --> 00:41:23.000
Facebook. We have a pair of
tickets to Soaky Mountain Water Park. Now
556
00:41:23.480 --> 00:41:29.480
our final pair for the week.
Now here's the superhero, Jeff. The
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00:41:29.559 --> 00:41:34.679
first thing we learned about Whoope is
Whoopee Woman. Welcome back, We're here.
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00:41:34.760 --> 00:41:37.280
We WHOOPI go over. You wrote
a comic book called The Change.
559
00:41:37.400 --> 00:41:40.960
Yes, tell us about this is
a superhero. Yeah, and tell us
560
00:41:40.960 --> 00:41:47.760
about the heroine. She is a
woman going through menopause. So twenty five
561
00:41:47.840 --> 00:41:52.320
years ago when I wrote this,
I was going through menopause, you know.
562
00:41:53.039 --> 00:41:55.679
So let's try to do the math
on that. Okay, twenty five
563
00:41:55.800 --> 00:42:01.639
years ago she was going through menopause. This fifth she's in her seventies something
564
00:42:01.679 --> 00:42:05.440
like that. Seventies, Yeah,
okay, all right, So metopause twenty
565
00:42:05.480 --> 00:42:08.480
five years ago, Whoopy Woman is
born and go ahead that none of the
566
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superheroes look like anyone that looks like
me. And I didn't understand why I
567
00:42:14.360 --> 00:42:17.679
could not be saving the world too, right, I knew that the chest
568
00:42:17.840 --> 00:42:22.079
was on the floor as had gotten
big, and I don't think that should
569
00:42:22.119 --> 00:42:25.440
stop you. Her chest is on
the floor, Her chest is on the
570
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floor, her tush is is got
huge. But she doesn't understand why nobody
571
00:42:32.159 --> 00:42:37.519
like Whoopy could save the world.
So Whoopy Woman aka what's the name of
572
00:42:37.599 --> 00:42:40.840
the the name of the comic,
change the change, Yeah, but the
573
00:42:40.960 --> 00:42:45.679
s are people when you're hanging,
when you're hanging on the floor. Well,
574
00:42:45.079 --> 00:42:50.440
and if the comic who relates to
your menopausal issues, I don't know
575
00:42:50.599 --> 00:42:52.000
what I mean? What are you
saving? Like? What if you're like
576
00:42:52.079 --> 00:42:54.719
in the middle of a battle and
you have a hot flying Look, I
577
00:42:54.840 --> 00:43:00.599
get what you're saying, Whoopy,
But if I'm in a burning give me
578
00:43:00.719 --> 00:43:04.440
the guy with the cape that can
fly, not Whoopy who's anchor to the
579
00:43:04.480 --> 00:43:07.199
ground from her chest. Okay,
that's not gonna help me, right,
580
00:43:07.280 --> 00:43:10.760
and listen, if you're sweating in
the air, you're definitely gonna be sweating
581
00:43:10.840 --> 00:43:15.400
if we're in a burning building,
right, Okay, so that's where it
582
00:43:15.480 --> 00:43:17.719
starts. I'm like, this is
getting very interesting, Jeff. This might
583
00:43:17.800 --> 00:43:21.400
be a little bit more than what
you think. Right. The light bulb
584
00:43:21.440 --> 00:43:23.519
went off. The light bulb went
on, all right? So then,
585
00:43:24.280 --> 00:43:30.840
uh, she says, you know
after Whoopy woman Seth says, how did
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00:43:30.920 --> 00:43:35.800
you come up with whoopby? It's
such a weird name? What does woopy
587
00:43:35.920 --> 00:43:39.239
mean? Where is whoopy? And
now it's everything you expected it to be.
588
00:43:39.760 --> 00:43:44.280
It truly is. You've been busy
since the last time I saw you
589
00:43:44.320 --> 00:43:46.880
also wrote a memoir. Yeah,
you went into a great depth as to
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00:43:46.960 --> 00:43:51.000
how you came up with the name
of Whoopy Goldberg. Yes, you chose
591
00:43:51.000 --> 00:43:54.679
Whoopy first, Whoopy first, and
I was Whoopy cushion. Okay, okay,
592
00:43:55.000 --> 00:44:00.400
I was Whoopy Cushion. I want
you to imagine that the host of
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00:44:00.480 --> 00:44:06.480
the View and host of the Oscars
of Billy Crystal was Billy Crystal and Whoopie
594
00:44:06.519 --> 00:44:08.960
Cushion. She's not joking. She
was going to go in the show business
595
00:44:09.079 --> 00:44:15.280
as Whoopy Cushion. So and you
you joke about that, and you go,
596
00:44:15.480 --> 00:44:19.639
oh Whoopy, no way, no, no, it's real that she
597
00:44:19.960 --> 00:44:25.960
picked the name whoopy cushion for showbiz
and then she wants to class up the
598
00:44:27.039 --> 00:44:32.800
joint, okay, And then I
was whoopy coushon. Oh gotch And my
599
00:44:32.920 --> 00:44:37.360
mother said, are you crazy?
Well she said, now hold on.
600
00:44:37.039 --> 00:44:43.119
So I went from whoopy cushion to
whoopy kushon cushone like anybody was going to
601
00:44:43.199 --> 00:44:51.239
pick up on that. So wait
a minute, everybody everybody would have known.
602
00:44:51.639 --> 00:44:53.480
And let me ask you something.
If her name was whoopy cushion,
603
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would she have in any way gotten
off the ground? Are you casting whoopy
604
00:44:59.679 --> 00:45:02.239
kush Sean and sister act No.
She would have been a pro wrestler,
605
00:45:02.719 --> 00:45:12.119
okay, right, like Paula Pounds. All right, pro wrestler you are.
606
00:45:12.559 --> 00:45:15.840
You're diminishing your abilities. And if
you call yourself a whoopy cushion,
607
00:45:16.320 --> 00:45:21.360
people are not going to they're not
going to really appreciate what you can.
608
00:45:21.719 --> 00:45:29.320
Really had the smarts of the kids. And she said, yes, I
609
00:45:29.400 --> 00:45:34.320
said what name? She said,
I like Goldberg. So so her mother
610
00:45:34.559 --> 00:45:39.360
says, listen, if you are
hell, then on whoopee at least make
611
00:45:39.480 --> 00:45:46.880
it sound somewhat normal and choose Goldbird. So her her mother basically saved her
612
00:45:47.000 --> 00:45:52.280
career and really helped her. And
then you'll hear coming up the next one
613
00:45:53.119 --> 00:45:57.840
about what she did to her mother, how she she believes honored her mother.
614
00:45:58.039 --> 00:46:01.719
I guess so to say thank you
for saving her career, because Whoopy
615
00:46:01.920 --> 00:46:07.039
Cushion wouldn't have made it out of
the clown store, no way, all
616
00:46:07.119 --> 00:46:10.719
right, So to say thank you
for saving me and making me worth two
617
00:46:10.840 --> 00:46:17.119
hundred and eighty million dollars not more, and not naming me Whoopie Cushion.
618
00:46:17.400 --> 00:46:22.199
This is what I'm gonna do for
your death. My mother loved Disneyland,
619
00:46:23.159 --> 00:46:28.039
and so we took her to Disneyland. And when I was a kid,
620
00:46:29.800 --> 00:46:32.280
the World's Fair was here, and
it was the introduction of Small World.
621
00:46:32.599 --> 00:46:37.400
By the way, the World's Fair
she's talking about was from the twenties to
622
00:46:37.679 --> 00:46:42.920
like the like late fifties, early
sixties, and then it really waned.
623
00:46:43.039 --> 00:46:47.199
But anyway, Whoopy Cushion continue and
she loved Small World. So in the
624
00:46:47.320 --> 00:46:58.519
Small World ride, periodically I scooped
some of her up, and I do
625
00:46:58.639 --> 00:47:04.480
this, Oh so, my god, this cold is getting worse and worse.
626
00:47:05.119 --> 00:47:07.039
And then we got over to the
flowers with this Disneyland, and I
627
00:47:07.159 --> 00:47:13.400
was like, oh, look at
that. There's a reason they don't want
628
00:47:14.239 --> 00:47:19.599
ashes just floating around. And I
don't think she would have cared for me
629
00:47:19.760 --> 00:47:23.760
to have smoked her. Okay,
So just to clarify, what what have
630
00:47:23.920 --> 00:47:31.199
we learned? So Whoopy Goldberg has
a comic called The Change with Whoopy Woman
631
00:47:31.519 --> 00:47:38.719
as the star. Who's got quote
a big caboose and big. She was
632
00:47:39.079 --> 00:47:44.559
held down from the front. She
has hot flashes. Number two. We've
633
00:47:44.679 --> 00:47:51.800
learned that Whoopy's name came from her
desire to be called Whoopy Cushion. Her
634
00:47:51.880 --> 00:47:54.360
mom saves her to say thank you
mom. When her mom passes on,
635
00:47:55.159 --> 00:48:01.360
she pretends to sneeze her mother's ashes
into It's a Small World at Disney World
636
00:48:01.840 --> 00:48:08.960
because she didn't want to smoke her
mother in a blunt. I think she's
637
00:48:09.039 --> 00:48:14.599
reverted back to Whoopy Cushion and that's
where she's at now. Yeah, come
638
00:48:14.679 --> 00:48:17.719
on, man, the Riz and
Jeff show one loves Frasier and the others
639
00:48:17.840 --> 00:48:23.360
still into wrestling. Who's who find
out more interesting tidbits about them every morning.
640
00:48:23.599 --> 00:48:30.519
Right here on one five nine,
we have unlocked the key to Eternal
641
00:48:30.639 --> 00:48:34.199
youth, and we will talk about
that coming up. But first we have
642
00:48:34.400 --> 00:48:37.760
Grandma Emma who has been waiting.
Basically, she wants to weigh in on
643
00:48:37.920 --> 00:48:40.199
this Whoopie thing. What did she
say to you, Jeff when she called
644
00:48:40.239 --> 00:48:44.119
one O five nine in the mountain
in the RIZONO and Jeff show all.
645
00:48:44.400 --> 00:48:47.840
She said it was me and Whoopy
are about the same age. And I
646
00:48:47.920 --> 00:48:51.920
said, wait, hang on,
hang on, we want to bring you
647
00:48:51.960 --> 00:48:54.840
on. So Grandmamma wants to talk
about Whoopee who who we talked about.
648
00:48:54.880 --> 00:48:59.480
If you're just tuning in, we
found out her name actually did come from
649
00:48:59.480 --> 00:49:06.840
Whoopee. She talked about her menopause
and how she spit her mother's ashes all
650
00:49:06.880 --> 00:49:12.360
over Disneyland. Oh right, well, Grandma Ima, good morning, good
651
00:49:12.480 --> 00:49:16.840
morning. All right, Grandma Emma, So what's the deal here? Well,
652
00:49:16.920 --> 00:49:21.840
the deal is, first of all, I loved with the Goldberg,
653
00:49:22.320 --> 00:49:25.239
and second of all, it's any
woman, and you guys are women,
654
00:49:25.360 --> 00:49:30.599
so you don't know this. If
any woman can go through menopause without any
655
00:49:30.719 --> 00:49:37.719
help raising kids and raising HWL,
you know, if you can go through
656
00:49:37.840 --> 00:49:45.360
all that without murdering somebody, you
should be a superhero, honest to god.
657
00:49:45.559 --> 00:49:49.960
Okay, I agree with that.
I just think should she have called
658
00:49:50.000 --> 00:49:53.079
her a whoopee woman, right,
because like she's kind of like I get
659
00:49:53.119 --> 00:49:57.800
the whole comic book, and I
you know, I know that people who
660
00:49:57.840 --> 00:50:00.519
have gone through through menopause. You
know, my mom's a find out how
661
00:50:00.559 --> 00:50:02.840
hard it is. But to make
it about you, like, you know,
662
00:50:04.119 --> 00:50:07.480
she looks like whoopy. It's called
whoopy woman. Well that's the uh,
663
00:50:07.760 --> 00:50:12.400
the character is whoopy woman. I
don't know. To me, it
664
00:50:12.519 --> 00:50:16.599
just comes off a little snobby.
You know, Well at seventy years old,
665
00:50:16.639 --> 00:50:20.400
if we can make it through all
this and I have yeah, you
666
00:50:20.480 --> 00:50:23.239
know, and raise my kids,
grandkids and all that, Yeah, call
667
00:50:23.280 --> 00:50:28.000
yourself whatever you want. Just wait
till my memoirs come out. Oh boy,
668
00:50:28.159 --> 00:50:32.360
I have got memoirs coming out.
Oh boy, Yeah, it's gonna
669
00:50:32.360 --> 00:50:37.719
be fun. You guys read that, Oh boy, I'm sure I'll tell
670
00:50:37.719 --> 00:50:40.280
you what. The last question here, she wanted to be known as Whoopy
671
00:50:40.559 --> 00:50:44.559
Cushion. What are your thoughts on
What are your thoughts on that? And
672
00:50:44.679 --> 00:50:47.400
do you think she'd have made it
as far if she was Whoopy cush On.
673
00:50:49.920 --> 00:50:52.519
Well, she's probably with her humor
and her I mean, she is
674
00:50:52.800 --> 00:50:59.360
fabulous. Anyway she could have made
it calling herself pop Rocks. You know.
675
00:51:00.920 --> 00:51:04.920
So she's so good she could call
herself pop Rocks and still make it.
676
00:51:05.400 --> 00:51:09.920
Know that absolutely Whoopy is your superhero. That's so so. What's that
677
00:51:10.039 --> 00:51:14.519
called Jeff again? That comic book? Uh something? We you know?
678
00:51:14.840 --> 00:51:16.719
Are you going to go get this
comic book here? Grandma, Hamma,
679
00:51:16.760 --> 00:51:21.519
I am now, I am now. I didn't know about it to you
680
00:51:21.719 --> 00:51:23.039
guys. I'm going to get it. I'm going to read it and I'm
681
00:51:23.039 --> 00:51:27.800
gonna go. You go girl,
oh, you go girl for the for
682
00:51:27.920 --> 00:51:30.440
the Woopster. Wow. Okay,
I'm gonna do. And if you want
683
00:51:30.480 --> 00:51:35.800
to smoke your mama, smoke your
mama. Smoke your mama. You know
684
00:51:35.920 --> 00:51:38.599
what, grandmama, what sound advice
to send people into on the weekend?
685
00:51:38.719 --> 00:51:44.079
May thank you your year? Brilliant? What an enthusiastic member of the Whoopee
686
00:51:44.119 --> 00:51:47.199
fan Club. I gotta smoke your
mama, your mama, Grandma. My
687
00:51:47.360 --> 00:51:53.480
advice is, you know you can't
you can't say anything about somebody until you're
688
00:51:53.480 --> 00:51:58.639
in their shoes, and until you're
a seventy year old woman who's been through
689
00:51:58.719 --> 00:52:01.480
that. Just wait, everybody out
there, even the man, when you're
690
00:52:01.519 --> 00:52:06.239
seventy years old, your stuff starts
hanging to the ground. Yeah, remember
691
00:52:06.320 --> 00:52:12.079
this moment. Think about Whoopi's chest
hanging to the ground. Okay, all
692
00:52:12.199 --> 00:52:16.519
right, great, thank you,
thanks for Nicole. We love Grandma Emma.
693
00:52:17.519 --> 00:52:22.199
Okay, all right, well all
right, that took a turn.
694
00:52:22.559 --> 00:52:28.559
Grandma Emma loves Whoopee and who she
would have made it as quote Pop Rocks,
695
00:52:28.800 --> 00:52:37.000
Well you converted me to a Whoopie
kushon Fan and Jeff Show. It's
696
00:52:37.039 --> 00:52:38.920
like watching a car drive down the
wrong side of the road. You can't
697
00:52:38.960 --> 00:52:45.079
look away. And Jeff Show,
We'll be right back on. You can
698
00:52:45.159 --> 00:52:50.519
take me home tonight. If I'm
still alive and with the key to the
699
00:52:50.679 --> 00:52:53.679
fountain of youth, I'll be here
for a long long time to rise On
700
00:52:53.800 --> 00:52:58.599
Jeff Show, one O five nine
in the Mountain Jeff. A woman one
701
00:52:58.639 --> 00:53:00.960
hundred and eight years young, one
hundred and eight God bless her, one
702
00:53:01.039 --> 00:53:08.039
hundred and eight young, beautiful,
celebrating on birthday sounds great. One to
703
00:53:08.079 --> 00:53:13.440
wait, it's too much for me. Everyone you know has been dead for
704
00:53:13.639 --> 00:53:16.440
thirty five years. If if whoop
went through metopause thirty years ago, this
705
00:53:16.599 --> 00:53:21.840
lady went through twenty five years ago, this lady went through metopause sixty years
706
00:53:21.840 --> 00:53:25.800
ago. Okay, it's a lot. Yeah, but wait, I have
707
00:53:25.920 --> 00:53:30.840
tickets to Silky Mountain Water Park and
and I am going to give them to
708
00:53:30.960 --> 00:53:35.320
the person who comes up with the
best answer. And I need I need
709
00:53:35.400 --> 00:53:37.119
an explanation for it. All right. Eight to eight two four oh one
710
00:53:37.159 --> 00:53:40.719
oh five nine, that's the number. I want you to listen to the
711
00:53:40.800 --> 00:53:45.199
audio first, and then we're gonna
ask you a question. So this one
712
00:53:45.239 --> 00:53:47.679
hundred and eight year old they interview
you know how they owed the camera,
713
00:53:47.760 --> 00:53:51.800
they shoved the microphone in their face. They're laying on the thing, they're
714
00:53:51.880 --> 00:53:55.880
drolling and stuff. Get live to
you on the street, Magan Hagan?
715
00:53:58.280 --> 00:54:02.599
Who you not? And Megan scored? Yeah, all right, Agne,
716
00:54:04.239 --> 00:54:12.519
happy birthday. Tell me this secret
to a long life. Rach I'll be
717
00:54:12.719 --> 00:54:17.599
here when Colin says she stays young
by drinking wine, eating dessert, and
718
00:54:17.760 --> 00:54:22.960
flirting with men with mustaches. So
well, one ten, gota tell you
719
00:54:23.480 --> 00:54:27.039
one time. Look, look that's
a stretch, but hear me out.
720
00:54:27.480 --> 00:54:30.360
One o eight still found the youth
stuff. So again, one more time,
721
00:54:31.000 --> 00:54:38.440
were pre rach I'll be here when
k Colin says she stays young by
722
00:54:38.559 --> 00:54:45.239
drinking wine, eating dessert, and
flirting with men with mustaches. Interesting choice.
723
00:54:45.559 --> 00:54:51.880
So, uh she stays young by
uh drinking wine. But I think
724
00:54:51.960 --> 00:55:00.480
the more important thing is flirting with
men who have mustaches. Truly would stuck
725
00:55:00.519 --> 00:55:05.480
out to me. And obviously she's
older. Well, under Nate, I
726
00:55:05.559 --> 00:55:09.840
gotta ask you. I'm sure your
interactions with you know, humans are limited.
727
00:55:10.199 --> 00:55:14.480
Right, So how many you know
men with mustaches? Do you?
728
00:55:14.800 --> 00:55:16.960
Do? You run in? Well, this is the thing more than you
729
00:55:17.119 --> 00:55:22.840
think. Yeah, because a lot
of people have sons. A lot of
730
00:55:22.960 --> 00:55:27.440
people they take these seniors on bus
tours to the casino and they go see
731
00:55:27.480 --> 00:55:31.639
Wayne Newton. Okay, there's a
lot of mustachos in me that at one
732
00:55:31.719 --> 00:55:37.440
hundred and eight. They're throwing her
on the Mountain Mobility van and they're taking
733
00:55:37.519 --> 00:55:40.679
her you see Engelbert humper Dinger.
They're taking her to see the humper ding
734
00:55:42.079 --> 00:55:46.480
single lesbian seagull at the hard Rock. Okay, So she might go to
735
00:55:46.599 --> 00:55:52.280
Dolly World on her Rascal. She
might be looking at Dolly's man going hoot.
736
00:55:52.480 --> 00:55:55.400
You never know. So the question
is, she says, the fountain
737
00:55:55.440 --> 00:56:00.000
of youth lies with flirting with men
with mustaches. Now taking into account her
738
00:56:00.119 --> 00:56:07.320
age. Her sexual prime was sixty
seventy to sixty years ago. It is
739
00:56:07.480 --> 00:56:13.000
now twenty twenty four. All right, so let's say that her sexual prime
740
00:56:13.119 --> 00:56:15.400
was in the seventies and eighties.
Okay, that was a good time to
741
00:56:15.480 --> 00:56:20.159
have a great time for a mustache, great time for a sexual prime.
742
00:56:21.239 --> 00:56:25.960
What men in the seventies and eighties. They could be rock stars, they
743
00:56:27.039 --> 00:56:31.920
could be movie stars, they could
be anything. Do you think that she's
744
00:56:32.039 --> 00:56:37.360
been flirting with And again she says
she's done this all her life. That
745
00:56:37.440 --> 00:56:40.960
would keep her alive at one hundred
and eight, I'll give you one may
746
00:56:42.039 --> 00:56:45.920
just a lobby want here, you
give me a lobby Burt Reynolds. Burt.
747
00:56:45.559 --> 00:56:50.119
Burt's got a great stash. Correct. Now here's the thing some might
748
00:56:50.280 --> 00:56:54.840
say, oh, Sam Elliott.
Sam Elliott wasn't really known for his mustache.
749
00:56:55.119 --> 00:56:59.079
She was at her sexual peak right
at one hundred nights ago. I
750
00:56:59.159 --> 00:57:01.760
mean you could be taking can Clark
gable time. Well, that's what I'm
751
00:57:01.880 --> 00:57:06.840
saying, right, So you really
have to think because this is the last
752
00:57:06.920 --> 00:57:09.639
pair of Sooki Mountain water Park tickets, all right, So if you want
753
00:57:09.679 --> 00:57:14.440
them, you're gonna have to work
for them. Eight two eight, two
754
00:57:14.599 --> 00:57:17.960
four zero, one oh five nine. I want you to think about mustachios
755
00:57:19.000 --> 00:57:21.440
from her time? What are what? What's our time range? Here?
756
00:57:21.480 --> 00:57:23.239
What do you think we're what do
you want to do it? You could
757
00:57:23.239 --> 00:57:28.800
probably at one hundred and eight,
I mean you you probably you go in
758
00:57:28.960 --> 00:57:32.760
forty forty. If you're one hundred
and eight, you were born in let's
759
00:57:32.760 --> 00:57:38.000
see twenty twenty four, so minus
wear so nineteen sixteen, right, So
760
00:57:38.199 --> 00:57:43.920
okay, so you reach peak sexual
maturity at the thirty nineteen thirty four.
761
00:57:43.960 --> 00:57:47.199
So let's say from from the forties
up and up. Yeah, See,
762
00:57:47.239 --> 00:57:52.320
this is when I wish I had
Jacob our old intern. Jacob is absolutely
763
00:57:52.400 --> 00:57:55.760
the guy that would know the answer
to this. But think think about her,
764
00:57:57.440 --> 00:58:00.559
think about her peak, think about
what I mean, you know,
765
00:58:00.920 --> 00:58:04.960
what about it? What? What
is it? You know? I just
766
00:58:05.280 --> 00:58:07.519
who who could she be thinking about? Clark Gable didn't have that good of
767
00:58:07.599 --> 00:58:10.400
him. I'm trying to think of
a man from the form. He's the
768
00:58:10.480 --> 00:58:14.440
butler. Go ahead, but what
do you got? You know, it's
769
00:58:15.440 --> 00:58:19.920
Teddy Rose. I don't know what's
around the way back? You know what
770
00:58:21.000 --> 00:58:24.360
Teddy Rose about? All right?
He was a late eight Teddy Rose about
771
00:58:24.440 --> 00:58:29.519
that's a perfect example. Right.
But so he was president in the early
772
00:58:29.639 --> 00:58:32.519
nineteen hundreds, but you know,
uh, he was still around. I'm
773
00:58:32.559 --> 00:58:36.159
sure I don't know what his death
date was, you know. You know
774
00:58:36.280 --> 00:58:42.119
what, Actually, that's that's interesting
that we have because I just saw Jacob
775
00:58:42.199 --> 00:58:45.360
go smile on us at the door
here one O five nine in the Mountain.
776
00:58:45.400 --> 00:58:46.840
Hello, you're first up here.
What do you got here? Who
777
00:58:47.039 --> 00:58:54.800
is who you thinking about this mustache
stuff? I'm thinking Tom sail especially if
778
00:58:54.840 --> 00:59:00.239
Mam did a little musta in her
day. Oh so you're you're not even
779
00:59:00.280 --> 00:59:02.480
at one hundred and eight Tom Selleck
now, because we have a big problem
780
00:59:02.559 --> 00:59:07.599
with Tom Selleck because Tom Selleck is
selling reverse mortgages. But you got her
781
00:59:07.639 --> 00:59:10.039
on mustache ride. But you got
her on mustache rides in the seventies.
782
00:59:10.119 --> 00:59:13.519
I mean, you know, you
think she could still get it going in
783
00:59:13.599 --> 00:59:15.199
the seventies at one hundred and eight. Well she's on eight. Yeah,
784
00:59:15.199 --> 00:59:19.519
in the seventies, yeah, yeah, yeah, she was in her fifties,
785
00:59:19.639 --> 00:59:23.199
right, yeah, she was young, yeah, yeah, yeah,
786
00:59:23.960 --> 00:59:27.400
Hang on for one second. That's
a great start, all right. So
787
00:59:27.519 --> 00:59:30.159
there you go. That's the kind
of stuff we're looking for and you know,
788
00:59:31.239 --> 00:59:35.039
Jacob mosied his way down here from
eight to eight news. Now,
789
00:59:35.440 --> 00:59:37.559
Jacob, think of people from the
thirties and the forties, as this young
790
00:59:37.679 --> 00:59:45.679
lady holds on here, who had
a great mustache, who really was sensual.
791
00:59:45.880 --> 00:59:47.960
Jacob. Oh, you got to
turn them on. I gotta just
792
00:59:49.159 --> 00:59:52.800
telepathically put his voice on there.
Oh yeah, Jacob, I'm sorry,
793
00:59:52.880 --> 00:59:55.480
we on, Yes, we're on. Sorry. I think it might have
794
00:59:55.599 --> 00:59:59.480
been a little out of his time
by then, he might have in fact
795
00:59:59.519 --> 01:00:05.440
been dead. But Howard taftes,
Oh my god, Billy test Yeah,
796
01:00:05.960 --> 01:00:08.840
how did I forget Billy taff Yeah? Yeah, somebody, I mean,
797
01:00:08.880 --> 01:00:12.360
you know, we have somebody that
says Burt Ronald, she's on the phone,
798
01:00:12.440 --> 01:00:15.800
she's qualified for tickets. And Jeff, you brought up another president?
799
01:00:15.840 --> 01:00:20.800
What was taft died at nineteen thirty, so you know she was born in
800
01:00:20.920 --> 01:00:23.840
ninety She might have been just a
teenager, might have been just right,
801
01:00:24.199 --> 01:00:28.599
William Howard taft You know what,
Jacob, that's the way to start this
802
01:00:28.800 --> 01:00:30.280
all. Yeah, Jacob, well
done, my friend, Well done,
803
01:00:30.360 --> 01:00:35.440
Jacob eight two eight two four oh
one oh five nine. Who's got the
804
01:00:35.559 --> 01:00:37.679
mustache? To turn this grant?
He's a day on. You know what
805
01:00:37.760 --> 01:00:43.320
I mean, we get it.
We're new so it's time for you to
806
01:00:43.480 --> 01:00:45.320
sound off on the Rizon On Jeff
show. Let us have it. What
807
01:00:45.400 --> 01:00:46.960
do you want to say to us? What do we need to know?
808
01:00:47.199 --> 01:00:52.159
Call now? It is one of
five nine Amount Nashville's classic rock. We
809
01:00:52.639 --> 01:00:55.559
have been talking about this one hundred
and eight year old woman who says that,
810
01:00:57.199 --> 01:01:00.599
you know, flirting with men with
mustaches. They've it's kept her very
811
01:01:01.519 --> 01:01:05.880
sexual. Jeff. Yeah, it's
kept her alive. It's yea reasons,
812
01:01:05.920 --> 01:01:09.039
along with wine and other things.
So we were kind of going through the
813
01:01:09.239 --> 01:01:15.599
many, the many years that she's
been alive and what and what mustache men?
814
01:01:15.760 --> 01:01:17.760
I mean, just think what mustache
men from her time? I mean,
815
01:01:17.760 --> 01:01:22.320
we're going back to the nineteen's,
the nineteens. Yes, and we
816
01:01:22.440 --> 01:01:27.360
have who on the phone. Oh, we have Chris, Chris, Chris,
817
01:01:27.440 --> 01:01:31.119
what's up my friend? Hey?
Good morning, good morning. Hey.
818
01:01:31.320 --> 01:01:36.280
How about mister Howard Hughes, the
original playboy? Oh my god,
819
01:01:36.599 --> 01:01:39.639
go see now we're see this is
what I mean by thinking Howard Hughes never
820
01:01:39.679 --> 01:01:42.960
would have thought about it, but
great, he had a great mustache,
821
01:01:43.159 --> 01:01:45.559
was a recluse. But you know
what, at the end of the day,
822
01:01:46.119 --> 01:01:50.920
lots of money, a lot of
women liked him time. When he
823
01:01:51.079 --> 01:01:53.599
was young, he was a playboy. He got out there and dayd all
824
01:01:53.679 --> 01:01:58.519
the Hollywood actresses. So let me
ask you something. Back in like let's
825
01:01:58.519 --> 01:02:00.559
say, the thirties forties, you
think, you know he would have given
826
01:02:00.679 --> 01:02:06.280
this hotzi Tozzi, twenty something year
old on what four? Oh my god,
827
01:02:06.480 --> 01:02:08.400
Yes, he was the richest man
in the world and he had that
828
01:02:08.639 --> 01:02:12.639
stash. I mean, good god, he had it all. Good God,
829
01:02:12.719 --> 01:02:15.360
he had it all mile my jes
way, he would have given her
830
01:02:15.400 --> 01:02:20.400
a what four? Yeah, Well
that's the what four is the terminology you
831
01:02:20.440 --> 01:02:22.679
know when you say, I'm gonna
give you a what four? No,
832
01:02:22.920 --> 01:02:23.800
I've never heard of it, well
because you're not one hundred and eight,
833
01:02:23.840 --> 01:02:27.599
But I was looking up terms from
back in the day, and that's that
834
01:02:27.840 --> 01:02:30.480
was slang back in the day for
you know, romp. You know,
835
01:02:30.679 --> 01:02:35.360
a roll in the hay, as
our parents would say, right, a
836
01:02:35.519 --> 01:02:39.280
netflix in yeah, a netflix and
chill for our generation, a roll in
837
01:02:39.320 --> 01:02:43.199
the hey. A what four?
Was the Howard Hughes one hundred eight year
838
01:02:43.199 --> 01:02:45.360
old lady. Now, if you're
just tuning in to his own Jeff right
839
01:02:45.400 --> 01:02:49.360
here on one oh five nine in
the Mountain, we were talking about a
840
01:02:49.440 --> 01:02:53.679
woman who found the Fountain of Youth, and basically she's one hundred and eight
841
01:02:53.800 --> 01:02:59.679
years old, and they sent a
news reporter out to go talk to her.
842
01:02:59.719 --> 01:03:06.480
And this is what she said,
Rachel, I'll be here when kid,
843
01:03:07.360 --> 01:03:10.039
and says she stays young by drinking
wine, eating dessert, and flirting
844
01:03:10.079 --> 01:03:15.880
with men with mustaches. So we
said what kind of men from her time
845
01:03:15.880 --> 01:03:21.039
would she be flirting with? And
we had Jacob come in. He said,
846
01:03:21.280 --> 01:03:23.559
William Howard Taft. See, I
don't think she's dealing with Taft.
847
01:03:23.719 --> 01:03:27.039
Yes he was. Let me tell
you so it was too big for the
848
01:03:27.159 --> 01:03:32.079
time. But let me tell you
about power. Men in power. Yet.
849
01:03:32.239 --> 01:03:36.519
I know he got stuck in a
tub, but men with power really
850
01:03:36.639 --> 01:03:38.599
revenges. That was a great one. You gotta be fat to be stuck
851
01:03:38.679 --> 01:03:43.320
in a tub. You have you
real fat. Okay. Then we had
852
01:03:43.800 --> 01:03:45.119
a great text. By the way, I'm gonna address this one in a
853
01:03:45.159 --> 01:03:50.280
second. We had someone say Howard
Hughes, and then we had someone call
854
01:03:50.360 --> 01:03:52.679
in and say Bert, you know
you said Burt Reynolds. They said,
855
01:03:53.519 --> 01:03:55.559
oh my goodness, why I might
have been. I might have been too
856
01:03:55.719 --> 01:03:59.719
if Burt Reynolds was like eighties,
maybe that was too much. Yeah,
857
01:03:59.719 --> 01:04:01.800
I think yeah, I think she
went a little further back. I'm drawing
858
01:04:01.840 --> 01:04:05.280
a blank on who she said.
But you know, those are some great
859
01:04:05.320 --> 01:04:08.920
ones. One that just came in
this text. Let me let me talk
860
01:04:08.960 --> 01:04:15.960
about Colonel Harland Sanders, and I
like Colonel Harlan Sanders and Dave Hoyt you
861
01:04:15.039 --> 01:04:18.920
know, shot that in. And
I'll tell you why. Because Colonel Sanders
862
01:04:19.480 --> 01:04:26.880
died in nineteen eighty nine. He
was born in nineteen hundred. Therefore,
863
01:04:27.159 --> 01:04:31.679
Harland would have been just in her
wheelhouse, sixteen years younger. This would
864
01:04:31.679 --> 01:04:34.840
have been the perfect guy. And
he always had the mustache, even though
865
01:04:35.000 --> 01:04:40.599
before it was white it was black. Okay. He had a caboose,
866
01:04:41.320 --> 01:04:45.840
he had linen suits. He had
a caboose, Harland, did he have
867
01:04:45.840 --> 01:04:48.199
a kaboo? Have you ever seen
Harlan's caboose? No, nope, I
868
01:04:48.280 --> 01:04:51.440
have not. Let me tell you
about Harlan Sanders caboose. My friend,
869
01:04:51.480 --> 01:04:56.719
if you haven't looked Harlan Sanders caboose
up, give it a Looksye, daisy.
870
01:04:57.079 --> 01:05:00.760
Yeah, I'm telling you there's nothing
like a Harlan kaboo. Yeah,
871
01:05:00.000 --> 01:05:03.159
well, when when you're eating all
those buckets, you know what I mean?
872
01:05:03.280 --> 01:05:09.480
Yeah, you biscuit. Listen,
I'm telling you eight two eight two
873
01:05:09.639 --> 01:05:12.320
four oh one oh five nine.
Coming up in a little bit, we're
874
01:05:12.360 --> 01:05:16.840
gonna be talking to comedian Sebastian Menescalco. But if you want those soaky Mountain
875
01:05:16.880 --> 01:05:21.960
water Park tickets? Can you beat
Billy Taft? Can you beat Burt Reynolds?
876
01:05:23.000 --> 01:05:27.320
Can you beat uh Howard Hughes?
All good stuff? All right?
877
01:05:27.400 --> 01:05:30.320
How do we keep a hundred and
eight year old woman alive flirting with sexy
878
01:05:30.480 --> 01:05:34.679
mustachio men from her time? It's
a Risilon and Jeff show. And here's
879
01:05:34.760 --> 01:05:39.800
David Bowie. It is Rizio and
Jeff one O five nine in the Mountain,
880
01:05:39.880 --> 01:05:44.159
Nashville's classic rock. That was little
David Bowie. Uh fame here And
881
01:05:44.239 --> 01:05:47.239
speaking of fame, a one hundred
and eight year old woman has become famous
882
01:05:47.400 --> 01:05:55.400
because she uh says this is a
secret, right you raight, I'll be
883
01:05:55.599 --> 01:06:00.880
here with a kid, and says
she stays young by dreaming wine, eating
884
01:06:00.960 --> 01:06:04.559
dessert and flirting with men with mustaches. Flirting with men with mustaches, We
885
01:06:04.679 --> 01:06:09.400
have Tom, we have Jeff on
the phone. We're trying to figure out
886
01:06:09.559 --> 01:06:12.440
men of her time that would rev
her engine. Right now, I think
887
01:06:12.519 --> 01:06:16.719
Billy Tafter Colonel Sanders leads the clubhouse. But you know, let's get to
888
01:06:17.039 --> 01:06:20.599
uh Tom here, Tom, good
morning. What do you think here,
889
01:06:20.679 --> 01:06:28.159
buddy? I would say Tom Selick, Tom Selleck quality, that is your
890
01:06:28.360 --> 01:06:30.199
Now, let me ask you what
kind of selic are we saying? Seventies?
891
01:06:30.280 --> 01:06:35.000
Selik? What kind of selic?
He always had one? So anytime
892
01:06:35.440 --> 01:06:40.400
area. Yeah, But here's the
thing. Tom Sellick now is kind of
893
01:06:40.519 --> 01:06:45.400
like blue Bloods sold out reverse mortgage. Selc his mustaches and is like he
894
01:06:45.559 --> 01:06:47.079
shaved it for blue. Yeah,
he's like kind of you know what I
895
01:06:47.159 --> 01:06:51.840
mean, Like you're talking like smoking
the banded Selik? Right, Yes,
896
01:06:53.239 --> 01:06:55.719
yeah, that's that's you know what. That's quality. So it do me
897
01:06:55.800 --> 01:06:58.960
favor. Hang on for just one
second. You're qualified for Soaky Mountain.
898
01:06:59.039 --> 01:07:02.559
Let's get to h Jeff here,
Jeff, what do you think here,
899
01:07:02.679 --> 01:07:08.800
buddy? How about black Jack Mulligan, the wrestler Jack mull hold on,
900
01:07:08.920 --> 01:07:11.440
I have no idea who that is, so I got to look up Blackjack.
901
01:07:11.599 --> 01:07:14.519
Tell me about Blackjack Mulligan, And
when was he famous? He was
902
01:07:14.559 --> 01:07:19.159
a mean dude, the black Jack
Mulligan, probably in the sixties and seventies.
903
01:07:19.239 --> 01:07:25.280
He was six foot nine, cowboy, what mustache, and he he
904
01:07:25.480 --> 01:07:29.440
was a mean dude. He was
pretty stiff in the ring, black Jack
905
01:07:29.559 --> 01:07:31.719
Mulligan. Okay, so I'm looking
at him. He had what he had
906
01:07:31.800 --> 01:07:35.800
like a triangle mustache too, and
he always wore like the equival It looks
907
01:07:35.840 --> 01:07:40.599
like a thong thing that would have
totally repped her engine for my old heads.
908
01:07:40.639 --> 01:07:43.760
That's Barry Wyndham's dad. So that's
old school wrestling stuff right there.
909
01:07:43.880 --> 01:07:46.280
Wow, you're thinking the right direction
there, Jeff, do me a favor.
910
01:07:46.400 --> 01:07:48.599
Hang on, don't hang out.
That's the kind of thinking that we
911
01:07:48.800 --> 01:07:53.119
need here, all right, that's
the kind of thing. And I got
912
01:07:53.239 --> 01:07:57.440
to tell you black Jack Mulligan,
all right, mean dude, I mean,
913
01:07:57.599 --> 01:08:01.039
mean dude. But boyl boy,
he looks who is he dead?
914
01:08:01.599 --> 01:08:04.119
Uh? Yeah? Yeah? Is
he long dead? Like? When did
915
01:08:04.159 --> 01:08:08.239
he do? His son was like
a big star in the eighties and stuff
916
01:08:08.320 --> 01:08:12.800
by eighty nine, three hundred pounds. Could you imagine running to him in
917
01:08:12.880 --> 01:08:15.479
the dark alley? Yeah, So
he got inducted in six but he died.
918
01:08:15.640 --> 01:08:18.600
Uh wow, he died a long
time ago. I think, Uh
919
01:08:19.560 --> 01:08:24.079
yeah, he died in sixteen,
so he yeah, he passed. Well,
920
01:08:24.119 --> 01:08:26.600
you know what, there you go. I gotta tell you, I
921
01:08:26.680 --> 01:08:30.520
don't know who named the best one. They were all great, So we'll
922
01:08:30.640 --> 01:08:33.520
qualify everyone and we're gonna have to
think about it. Coming up, Sebatian
923
01:08:33.840 --> 01:08:38.760
is I think that's him, Sebastian
Menescalco on the phone. We're gonna talk
924
01:08:38.840 --> 01:08:42.239
to him coming up, and we're
gonna ask him some really interesting stuff.
925
01:08:42.319 --> 01:08:45.760
This isn't just gonna be your typical
Sebastian interview. We're gonna rapid fire him
926
01:08:45.800 --> 01:08:48.600
with some weird questions. Yeah,
he's gonna be performed. He'll be downtown
927
01:08:48.960 --> 01:08:54.960
Harris Cherokee tomorrow. Uh so,
you know, one of the biggest comedians
928
01:08:55.000 --> 01:08:57.079
right now on the planet. We're
gonna have him on the show coming up.
929
01:08:57.079 --> 01:08:59.399
All right, all right, don't
go anywhere. We're doing Rizzo and
930
01:08:59.439 --> 01:09:03.960
Jeff's about ash Style next from the
best classic rock songs of all time to
931
01:09:04.039 --> 01:09:08.079
the best radio show of all time. We're sure that show is somewhere,
932
01:09:08.199 --> 01:09:10.520
we just can't tell you where.
So here's more of the Rizzo and Jeff
933
01:09:10.560 --> 01:09:15.119
Show on one five nine the Mountains. He need Rizzo and Jeff right here
934
01:09:15.159 --> 01:09:17.920
on one oh five nine in the
Mountains. So excited to have him with
935
01:09:18.039 --> 01:09:25.359
a Sebastian Menescalco. He is going
to be here this weekend, Saturday night
936
01:09:25.439 --> 01:09:30.840
at Harris Cherokee Center. You could
go to Sebastianlive dot com to get some
937
01:09:30.000 --> 01:09:33.600
tickets. Very few left, so
go there and go there quick. But
938
01:09:34.079 --> 01:09:36.840
Jeff, this is gonna be a
real fun event. Yeah he's uh,
939
01:09:38.159 --> 01:09:41.560
he kicked off his it Ain't Right
tour and uh, of course he's got
940
01:09:41.680 --> 01:09:44.920
to make a stop here again in
Ashville. Rizzo, Yeah, he loves
941
01:09:44.960 --> 01:09:49.279
it here in Ashville and uh again. Show starts at seven pm Harris Cherokee
942
01:09:49.439 --> 01:09:57.119
Center, and we're gonna talk to
him about some interesting happenings that happened to
943
01:09:57.199 --> 01:10:01.239
Jeff and I asked him some questions
and then make sure that we find out
944
01:10:01.319 --> 01:10:05.840
all the pertinent information. But again, Sebastianlive dot com is a place to
945
01:10:05.920 --> 01:10:12.319
go to grab those tickets. Sebastian, thanks for joining the Rizzo and Jeff
946
01:10:12.359 --> 01:10:15.560
Show. How are you, sir? I am good. I am on
947
01:10:15.800 --> 01:10:20.439
Virginia on my way to Asheville.
Yes, we cannot wait. We were
948
01:10:20.520 --> 01:10:25.239
just telling everybody gonna be the Harris
Cherokee Center, easiest way to get the
949
01:10:25.319 --> 01:10:31.079
few tickets that are left. Sebastianlive
dot Com seven o'clock this weekend, the
950
01:10:31.199 --> 01:10:34.920
thirteenth, Sebastian. You know,
we were reading a lot about you.
951
01:10:35.000 --> 01:10:38.600
We wanted to kind of you know, you do a bunch of these interviews,
952
01:10:38.680 --> 01:10:41.439
kind of make it a little different, little fun. So we read
953
01:10:41.720 --> 01:10:45.319
that one of your biggest fears is
running out of gas. Okay, Now
954
01:10:45.600 --> 01:10:49.760
I am a professional run out of
gaser okay. And Jeff, my co
955
01:10:50.000 --> 01:10:55.159
host, we were stuck in the
snow and a priest picked you up.
956
01:10:55.239 --> 01:10:57.279
Jeff, Yeah, yeah, you
know, you run out of gas.
957
01:10:57.439 --> 01:11:01.159
It's always a crappie situation. But
you know, when a priest offers to
958
01:11:01.279 --> 01:11:04.239
help you, it's hard to say
no and turn down a priest for help.
959
01:11:04.800 --> 01:11:06.920
So I was the one that had
to get in the car get the
960
01:11:08.000 --> 01:11:10.840
gas with this priest. You never
know what the priest these days, and
961
01:11:10.920 --> 01:11:13.960
then you get you get in the
car with the priest, the priest doesn't
962
01:11:13.960 --> 01:11:15.319
say anything the entire time. You
don't know where you're headed. At this
963
01:11:15.439 --> 01:11:18.119
point, you know what I mean. So, have you ever had a
964
01:11:18.199 --> 01:11:21.399
situation like that? Is that what
you're in? Fear of a priest getting
965
01:11:21.439 --> 01:11:24.960
you when you run out of gas
or what? Well, a couple things
966
01:11:25.000 --> 01:11:29.359
going on here, guys. It
sounds like this is a reoccurring thing for
967
01:11:29.479 --> 01:11:31.920
you. Guys. I think you
run out of gas once and then after
968
01:11:32.079 --> 01:11:36.720
that go listen, that's never gonna
happen again. Is this a multiple scenarios
969
01:11:38.199 --> 01:11:41.239
you? Okay, let me tell
you the truth. It happened six times,
970
01:11:41.439 --> 01:11:45.479
multiple times. Here's the reason I
have a Cadillac at guzzles gas.
971
01:11:45.560 --> 01:11:47.079
I like to get it to the
E and then when it goes on E,
972
01:11:47.199 --> 01:11:49.279
it just dies. I think I
got fifty miles. I got no
973
01:11:49.399 --> 01:11:54.079
miles. That's happened like six He
thinks he's that Seinfeld episode with Kramer where
974
01:11:54.079 --> 01:11:57.720
they're trying to push it to the
end, you know, and then I'm
975
01:11:58.000 --> 01:12:00.199
the one with the priest. The
priest that's nothing. And so when you
976
01:12:00.359 --> 01:12:04.000
when I read you are afraid of
this, I wonder what happened to you?
977
01:12:04.319 --> 01:12:06.840
Yeah, what bad could happen on
the side of the road besides death
978
01:12:06.920 --> 01:12:10.600
unless you wind up at a truck
stop, you know, listen, guys,
979
01:12:10.720 --> 01:12:14.439
I'm okay with the priest picking you
up. I think that's a nice
980
01:12:14.479 --> 01:12:17.640
touch. I mean a priest.
I mean yeah, if it's a kid,
981
01:12:17.720 --> 01:12:20.840
maybe we got a problem. But
I mean, you guys are grown
982
01:12:20.880 --> 01:12:26.199
men. I think a priest is
a great is a great person to pick
983
01:12:26.239 --> 01:12:28.880
you up on the side of the
road. I've never had that happen to
984
01:12:28.960 --> 01:12:32.359
me. I'm just always in fear
it's going to and it's gonna happen in
985
01:12:32.439 --> 01:12:39.119
a bad area where uh you know, there could be a possible subsequent murder.
986
01:12:40.520 --> 01:12:42.880
Yeah, well, it's always good
with the priest. Still he offers
987
01:12:42.920 --> 01:12:45.520
you, you know, like the
body of Christ and it is you know
988
01:12:45.560 --> 01:12:48.039
what I mean. And then you're
you're in a bad scenario. You're advanced
989
01:12:48.039 --> 01:12:54.760
spot so you're on tour a lot
obviously talking to Sebastian Menescalco. He will
990
01:12:54.840 --> 01:12:59.039
be here this weekend, guys,
just a few tickets left Sebastianlive dot Com,
991
01:12:59.359 --> 01:13:03.000
Howard's cher Center. Uh you,
sir. Also, I saw you
992
01:13:03.079 --> 01:13:09.359
have an insanely clean fridge low OCD. There is that the new MTV cribs.
993
01:13:09.399 --> 01:13:12.359
What we got going on there with
that fridge? Huh yeah, So
994
01:13:12.640 --> 01:13:16.319
what that was that was a stage
refrigerator. Refrigerator typically doesn't look like that.
995
01:13:16.479 --> 01:13:20.000
We knew they were coming over and
we decided to organize it by color,
996
01:13:20.199 --> 01:13:26.880
so everything was labeled. It was
fresh. Normally the fridge doesn't look
997
01:13:26.960 --> 01:13:29.359
that good. It was just,
uh, you know, when when a
998
01:13:29.399 --> 01:13:31.199
camera is going to be in your
fridge, it's like anything else you clean
999
01:13:31.279 --> 01:13:34.680
the apartment when you got company.
Same thing with the with refrigerator. If
1000
01:13:34.680 --> 01:13:39.560
it's going to be filmed, you
gotta stage it. So uh yeah,
1001
01:13:39.720 --> 01:13:43.079
that's that's the whole story behind the
refrigerator. And it's it's my wife.
1002
01:13:43.159 --> 01:13:45.840
She's she's more OCD than I am. Everything's got to be kind of turned
1003
01:13:46.000 --> 01:13:49.399
right. The Pepsi's got to face
the same way, and like what does
1004
01:13:49.439 --> 01:13:51.880
it matter? You know, it's
pepsi. What you got to see the
1005
01:13:51.960 --> 01:13:56.800
label? Yeah, so uh yeah, my wife is a little crazy that
1006
01:13:56.880 --> 01:13:59.479
way. Well. It reminded us
of like the MTV cribs, you know,
1007
01:13:59.560 --> 01:14:01.800
when like Soldier Boy would be showing
you around his house, but it's
1008
01:14:01.880 --> 01:14:04.960
not actually his house. You know. We found out that half of those
1009
01:14:05.000 --> 01:14:09.720
were fake down the road, you
know, so they stayed out. I
1010
01:14:09.840 --> 01:14:12.479
own, Yeah, I owned the
fridge. Okay, that's your friend.
1011
01:14:12.720 --> 01:14:15.199
Okay, that's good. That's good. Yeah, Resent, I guess about
1012
01:14:15.279 --> 01:14:18.479
that two years ago. We we
just talked this. We talked to Scott
1013
01:14:18.520 --> 01:14:21.199
step a couple of months ago.
He was at a show of yours in
1014
01:14:21.359 --> 01:14:26.479
twenty twenty two. He's a different
kind of staff. How is that interaction,
1015
01:14:26.720 --> 01:14:29.680
because let me tell you, he's
a different staff now. Yeah,
1016
01:14:29.760 --> 01:14:32.439
we interviewed him. It was like
it was like half Jesus tah, yeah,
1017
01:14:32.600 --> 01:14:35.680
the other half a lot of politics. The other half was about Creed.
1018
01:14:35.800 --> 01:14:39.319
And then you go to a show
and half the people there want the
1019
01:14:39.399 --> 01:14:42.920
religious music, the other half want
the Creed tunes. So he was a
1020
01:14:42.960 --> 01:14:45.560
little different. How was that interaction? Well, you know, it's funny.
1021
01:14:45.640 --> 01:14:49.800
I had filmed that and I had
it in the archives, and it
1022
01:14:49.920 --> 01:14:55.840
seems that crowd work is pretty popular
now with comedians, and I'm like,
1023
01:14:55.920 --> 01:14:58.880
I've been doing CrowdWork for twenty five
years. That's what people want to see.
1024
01:14:58.880 --> 01:15:01.560
I'll brow up a little CrowdWork.
I put this the Scott Staff thing
1025
01:15:01.680 --> 01:15:08.039
up and twelve million views. My
own material gets four views, Scott Staff
1026
01:15:08.119 --> 01:15:11.840
gets twelve million. So I want
to start doing on crowd work. Videos.
1027
01:15:11.880 --> 01:15:14.920
It seems to be very popular.
But yeah, he was at the
1028
01:15:15.000 --> 01:15:17.520
show. I kind of recognized him. We had a little exchange and that
1029
01:15:17.680 --> 01:15:21.439
was it. There We had no
I mean, no real communication since he
1030
01:15:21.920 --> 01:15:26.520
We communicated a little bit on Instagram
when I put it up, and that
1031
01:15:26.680 --> 01:15:30.159
was it. But no, I
don't know the man personally, and I
1032
01:15:30.239 --> 01:15:32.279
don't I've never been to a concert. I just listened to the music in
1033
01:15:32.399 --> 01:15:35.720
the nineties or early two thousands.
Ever was well, I think, Jeff,
1034
01:15:35.960 --> 01:15:40.239
you can also attest you ain't missing
much. You know, there's not
1035
01:15:40.399 --> 01:15:42.800
much going on in the world of
staff. No, no, no,
1036
01:15:43.000 --> 01:15:45.199
you know what I mean. Stap
is staff. Staff is staff. By
1037
01:15:45.279 --> 01:15:47.800
listen, we're gonna take a break. We're gonna be right back. It
1038
01:15:47.960 --> 01:15:50.560
is one of five nine in the
Mountain, the Arizon and Jeff Show,
1039
01:15:50.600 --> 01:15:54.199
Sebastian, hang on for just one
second. I want to ask you a
1040
01:15:54.279 --> 01:15:58.279
couple more rapid fire questions coming up. We're gonna ask you about, you
1041
01:15:58.359 --> 01:16:02.920
know, Allen al maybe a pimp
clown or two, and some rapid fire.
1042
01:16:03.119 --> 01:16:05.279
So, uh, don't go anywhere. What do you think about that?
1043
01:16:05.399 --> 01:16:08.720
Jeff Zach good, Yeah, I
like it. Let's see how he
1044
01:16:08.800 --> 01:16:14.479
answers these. Let's see how I
love Sebastian all right, from Hendersonville to
1045
01:16:14.600 --> 01:16:18.319
Swanna Noa Black Mountain to Weaverville,
all the way to downtown Ashville. The
1046
01:16:18.399 --> 01:16:23.520
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one oh five nine the Mountain. This
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Sebastian on hold Jeff more with him
next Yeah, coming into town a
1054
01:16:57.840 --> 01:17:00.640
big show tomorrow night, Cherokee Downtown
and we'll be chatting with him. We
1055
01:17:00.680 --> 01:17:03.680
got some rapid fire questions to ask, all right, hang on, Sebastian.
1056
01:17:03.840 --> 01:17:11.159
Here we cup Sebastian Menescalco. He
is going to be here this weekend
1057
01:17:11.600 --> 01:17:16.479
Saturday night at Harris Cherokee Center.
You could go to Sebastianlive dot com to
1058
01:17:16.600 --> 01:17:20.760
get some tickets, very few left
at Harrishcherokee Center. Sebastian Live dot com
1059
01:17:21.039 --> 01:17:26.800
for tickets for the It Ain't Right
tour. Jeff and We've talked about things
1060
01:17:26.880 --> 01:17:30.119
like running out of gas, you
and the priest, you know, Fridges.
1061
01:17:30.880 --> 01:17:34.359
We talked about Scott Steppn not being
the right stappy. Yeah, and
1062
01:17:34.479 --> 01:17:39.560
now I want to do with Sebastian
rapid fire questions of things that are happening
1063
01:17:39.600 --> 01:17:41.600
this week. I want to get
his thoughts on them, all right,
1064
01:17:41.680 --> 01:17:45.439
So let's go rapid fire here,
all right, rapid fire. First up,
1065
01:17:45.760 --> 01:17:50.159
the Ellen Degenerous aka Ellen all right, Ellen Degenerous, retiring your thoughts.
1066
01:17:50.439 --> 01:17:54.359
What Ellen DeGeneres is leaving. This
is the first I'm hearing of it.
1067
01:17:55.199 --> 01:17:58.439
She announced that that she's done with
show business after our Netflix special.
1068
01:17:58.479 --> 01:18:00.520
She's doing some comedy though, she
does some comedy. Yeah, I thought
1069
01:18:00.520 --> 01:18:03.119
she had a Netflix session. Yeah, you know, good for her.
1070
01:18:03.640 --> 01:18:08.479
I mean, apparently she's she's got
enough money, so she's probably gonna go
1071
01:18:08.600 --> 01:18:13.560
enjoy it. So good thrilling.
Well, you know what alf alf Alien
1072
01:18:13.640 --> 01:18:15.600
life Form, that show from the
eighties, The Kid, The Very Little
1073
01:18:15.680 --> 01:18:19.920
Kid Benji. He died of heat
stroke today yeah, any thoughts on ALF,
1074
01:18:20.199 --> 01:18:26.399
the eighties memory ALF dead? Listen, my condolences to the person that
1075
01:18:26.560 --> 01:18:29.640
died. I never watched one episode
of ALF. As soon as I saw
1076
01:18:29.720 --> 01:18:31.439
the preview for ALF, I go, this looks dumb. I ain't watching
1077
01:18:31.479 --> 01:18:35.880
it, So the hell with ELF. And condolence to the to the actor
1078
01:18:35.960 --> 01:18:41.279
that already you don't like puppets,
No, I'm not. I'm not a
1079
01:18:41.319 --> 01:18:44.079
puppet guy. I'm sorry. I
don't. I don't. I don't do
1080
01:18:44.159 --> 01:18:47.520
a lot of cartoons or puppets for
my entertainment. All right, And the
1081
01:18:47.640 --> 01:18:50.840
last quick question if you want to, you know, just a quick answer
1082
01:18:50.920 --> 01:18:55.640
to this. This was a big
story today. There was a circus clown
1083
01:18:55.840 --> 01:19:00.760
in Pennsylvania. His name was the
Amazing Franco. The day he'd be a
1084
01:19:00.840 --> 01:19:04.720
circus clown at night, he was
busted for being an escort. The FBI
1085
01:19:04.920 --> 01:19:10.039
was down on him. He was
running quite a ring in northeastern Pennsylvania.
1086
01:19:10.119 --> 01:19:15.000
We're in the Scranton area. Your
thoughts on the Amazing Franco. I had
1087
01:19:15.039 --> 01:19:19.239
an uncle named the Amazing Franco once, so it must have been an Italian
1088
01:19:19.319 --> 01:19:24.199
thing. I don't, I don't
know. Man clowns creep me out.
1089
01:19:24.439 --> 01:19:29.119
I'm not in the clowns either.
Puppets and clowns scared the hell out of
1090
01:19:29.159 --> 01:19:31.079
me, you know what, And
those are my two favorite things. Of
1091
01:19:31.159 --> 01:19:36.600
course, have quick step, run
out of gas and listen. Obviously I
1092
01:19:36.680 --> 01:19:41.319
love comedy, you know. Is
there anything that you wanted to leave people
1093
01:19:41.359 --> 01:19:43.760
with? I mean, I've seen
your show. We're going to be there,
1094
01:19:44.000 --> 01:19:46.000
We're going to be there Saturday as
well. You do a great show.
1095
01:19:46.039 --> 01:19:49.960
Anything else you want to leave the
people with? Obviously sebastianlive dot com
1096
01:19:50.079 --> 01:19:53.880
to get tickets, name of tours. It ain't right. The one thing
1097
01:19:53.960 --> 01:19:56.479
that ain't right that I'm seeing,
and I don't know if it's hit Ashley
1098
01:19:56.600 --> 01:20:00.640
yet, but the tipping cultures get
it's out of control. Used to tip
1099
01:20:00.720 --> 01:20:03.279
the waiter and the taxicab driver.
Now I'm going to the dry cleaner and
1100
01:20:03.319 --> 01:20:08.680
they're asking for a tip. What's
going on with tips? Pressure pad is
1101
01:20:08.720 --> 01:20:11.640
the worst thing of it all.
We called the pressure pad and you are
1102
01:20:11.720 --> 01:20:14.439
coming to the right place. Everyone
can relate to that here because let me
1103
01:20:14.520 --> 01:20:17.720
tell you about this. They add
tell me you a kitchen fee. Now
1104
01:20:17.800 --> 01:20:23.279
it's five percent kitchen fees here on
top of the pressure pad you go in
1105
01:20:23.359 --> 01:20:26.600
and get an ice cream for ten
bucks, they want three point fifty as
1106
01:20:26.640 --> 01:20:30.319
a tip. The amount of stuff
they're charging us, it's like we own
1107
01:20:30.399 --> 01:20:36.800
the restaurant. Like what it's like
the charging for health insurance vacation in Mexico.
1108
01:20:36.880 --> 01:20:41.079
I mean, what is the owner
of the restaurant responsible for? So
1109
01:20:41.680 --> 01:20:45.119
the tipping culture it ain't right?
Yeah, you know what? And again,
1110
01:20:45.840 --> 01:20:48.439
you know, we are very excited
to have you come the it Ain't
1111
01:20:48.560 --> 01:20:54.880
Right Tour again this weekend, seven
o'clock Saturday. Very few tickets left Sebastian
1112
01:20:55.039 --> 01:20:58.680
live dot com. Thank you for
taking a few minutes to speak this.
1113
01:20:58.840 --> 01:21:00.359
We can't wait to see you this
week and I'm sure the show is going
1114
01:21:00.439 --> 01:21:03.319
to be hilarious. Thanks for having
me on the show. I really appreciate
1115
01:21:03.319 --> 01:21:06.359
it. I can't wait for this
weekend, so I'll see you guys there.
1116
01:21:06.560 --> 01:21:10.720
Listen, don't go to restaurants,
Sebastian. You're gonna get real quicked
1117
01:21:11.000 --> 01:21:15.399
with all these tips. Okay,
I might have to do some research,
1118
01:21:15.840 --> 01:21:17.880
you know, not even research.
How about this? Why don't you stop
1119
01:21:17.960 --> 01:21:21.279
at like a gas station before you
get into town? If you really hate
1120
01:21:21.319 --> 01:21:24.720
tipping, you think it ain't right? Or you know what, Jeff brings
1121
01:21:24.760 --> 01:21:30.840
a beef jerky ye beef sticks,
besticks best Oh, just stop by a
1122
01:21:30.880 --> 01:21:34.279
hotspot. They're always running sales on
cured meats, right or Franko the Clown,
1123
01:21:34.439 --> 01:21:38.239
Right, Frango the Clown might have
some. It is the rise on
1124
01:21:38.319 --> 01:21:41.840
Jeff Show one oh five nine in
the Mountain. The j NN is coming
1125
01:21:41.920 --> 01:21:45.079
to your way next, So do
not go anywhere on the Jeff News now
1126
01:21:45.079 --> 01:21:51.560
where we got a lot of fun
and interesting things to share. Rocky in
1127
01:21:51.640 --> 01:21:58.479
the Mountains for over fifteen years.
This is a one REvil Black Mountain Classic
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Rock. It is one of five
nine to min Nashville's Classic Rock. Theri
1129
01:22:05.279 --> 01:22:10.159
is on Jeff Show and Jeff's got
a newspot and he's over there stirring.
1130
01:22:10.279 --> 01:22:13.560
He's like a little witch making under
his news cauldron. What do you got
1131
01:22:13.600 --> 01:22:15.479
over there in the news Coultree.
Yeah. Earlier in the week we talked
1132
01:22:15.520 --> 01:22:18.920
about Danny Trejo who was hit by
water balloons, jumped out of the car.
1133
01:22:19.039 --> 01:22:23.600
He was he was so he's still
so mad about it. He was
1134
01:22:23.640 --> 01:22:26.039
in an oak Comino, you know, in a parade, and then he
1135
01:22:26.159 --> 01:22:30.199
jumped out got dropped when he tried
to fight the guy, Uh not done
1136
01:22:30.279 --> 01:22:34.119
with that yet. A bar owner, a bar owner death by bowling.
1137
01:22:34.159 --> 01:22:39.439
Alley's gonna tell you how that happened. And by the way, say Jack
1138
01:22:39.840 --> 01:22:44.600
not very happy, by the way, man, And when he shut us
1139
01:22:44.680 --> 01:22:48.399
in, say Jack not happy because
he's coming back. If we talked about
1140
01:22:48.399 --> 01:22:54.239
it yesterday to do celebrity Wheel of
Fortune. And I'll tell you what everybody
1141
01:22:54.359 --> 01:22:57.520
was saying, Why don't you just
go home? Pat you really you're gonna
1142
01:22:57.520 --> 01:23:00.439
come back just to do that?
You couldn't stay away long long enough?
1143
01:23:00.319 --> 01:23:04.640
Say Jack has lashed out. Wow
aapl And I'm going to tell you what
1144
01:23:04.800 --> 01:23:10.760
he had to say coming up as
well. All right, it's time for
1145
01:23:10.920 --> 01:23:15.439
the JNN, the Jeff News Network
with all the news, important information and
1146
01:23:15.520 --> 01:23:17.199
local things that you want to know. It won't be here, but hey,
1147
01:23:17.399 --> 01:23:20.439
they try. So here's the JNN
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01:23:20.479 --> 01:23:24.640
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hard to stub a train. So
the announcement was made that Pat Sajack,
1153
01:23:43.239 --> 01:23:46.479
who you know this year, had
left Wheel of Fortune after forty one years,
1154
01:23:46.600 --> 01:23:49.680
that he was going to be coming
out of his short lived retirement to
1155
01:23:49.800 --> 01:23:55.880
host what is celebrity Wheel of Fortune. It's another form of it that they
1156
01:23:56.000 --> 01:24:04.479
do. And after they announce that, there was a surprising amount of backlash
1157
01:24:05.399 --> 01:24:09.520
that he was pulling a Tom Brady. He was coming out of retirement,
1158
01:24:10.039 --> 01:24:13.399
and a lot of people were telling
him it's time. It's time Pat to
1159
01:24:13.560 --> 01:24:15.560
ride off into the sunset. Knock
it off, Why don't you go.
1160
01:24:16.520 --> 01:24:18.720
It felt like a lot of people
kind of turn their back on him.
1161
01:24:18.720 --> 01:24:24.840
He wasn't very happy about that.
Yes, excuse us, And I guess
1162
01:24:24.920 --> 01:24:27.279
he you know, he was sitting
there, he was, you know,
1163
01:24:27.439 --> 01:24:32.000
reading the Facebook comments tweets possibly say
Jack was reading as well, and he
1164
01:24:32.159 --> 01:24:36.119
wants to inform you that it's going
to be airing this October. And by
1165
01:24:36.199 --> 01:24:42.560
the way, folks, that's him, folks. Okay, folks. This
1166
01:24:42.920 --> 01:24:46.640
was always the plan. So this
is not something that pomped out of nowhere.
1167
01:24:46.880 --> 01:24:49.000
This was always the plan. He
was going to do this, a
1168
01:24:49.039 --> 01:24:54.680
plan that was I guess he didn't
announce this when he was leaving because I
1169
01:24:54.720 --> 01:24:58.359
guess he wanted all the sympathy and
the love and everything. But then they
1170
01:24:58.680 --> 01:25:01.399
spring this on you. So fu
Pat wants you to know this was always
1171
01:25:01.479 --> 01:25:05.840
the plan. So basically, leave
him alone. So leave him alone,
1172
01:25:05.960 --> 01:25:10.880
don't qush folks. F O l
k as like, hey, folks,
1173
01:25:11.079 --> 01:25:15.319
you got it, okay, So
obviously don't question him. Uh, you
1174
01:25:15.399 --> 01:25:17.199
know, he he knows what he's
doing. He doesn't like to He don't
1175
01:25:17.279 --> 01:25:20.279
like to be questioned. Does a
you want to play? Get see the
1176
01:25:20.439 --> 01:25:27.039
real hymn showing up? He gets
to see it for many years. Yeah,
1177
01:25:27.439 --> 01:25:30.800
and then he goes and then he
really sees what people thought. Maybe
1178
01:25:30.840 --> 01:25:33.399
he'd see that's the case of overstaying
you're welcome, and I think that's what
1179
01:25:33.560 --> 01:25:39.479
he did. Now watch the ratings
tank on this, right, you know
1180
01:25:39.600 --> 01:25:44.279
what will you watch? You know? I don't want to get involved.
1181
01:25:44.359 --> 01:25:46.439
I want to see actual people and
win, say, I want to see
1182
01:25:46.479 --> 01:25:50.520
actual people win things, right,
people, hard working folks that get up
1183
01:25:50.560 --> 01:25:53.960
there and win, like the guy
last night that was on. There was
1184
01:25:54.000 --> 01:25:56.920
a DJ, not a radio DJ, just a DJ for your weddings and
1185
01:25:56.960 --> 01:26:00.560
things of that nature. I'd like
to see somebody like you doing. Okay,
1186
01:26:00.800 --> 01:26:02.159
him win, all right, he
didn't make it, but somebody else,
1187
01:26:02.239 --> 01:26:05.279
you know, could win. A
hard working teacher. That's some celebrity
1188
01:26:05.399 --> 01:26:10.119
that has some weird charity, you
know, like the George costanz a human
1189
01:26:10.239 --> 01:26:13.720
fund. Listen the Human Fund.
I was thinking we And by the way,
1190
01:26:13.840 --> 01:26:16.439
can I just say one thing about
Pat Say Jack? Pat Say Jack
1191
01:26:17.159 --> 01:26:21.159
has it to pay? Just trust
me on this. If you have time,
1192
01:26:21.319 --> 01:26:24.960
when you if you're listening at work
and you got a few minutes,
1193
01:26:25.239 --> 01:26:28.119
or when you get out of the
car, listen when you get out of
1194
01:26:28.199 --> 01:26:32.520
the car, google Pat Say Jack
to pay. All right, that's all
1195
01:26:32.560 --> 01:26:39.079
I'm gonna say, Pat Say Jack
to pay. Oh, he's go going,
1196
01:26:39.479 --> 01:26:43.399
he's go going to Pat say Jack
to pay. He can't give it
1197
01:26:43.520 --> 01:26:49.319
up now. Yeah, I guess
there's like shaving bumps on his head that
1198
01:26:49.399 --> 01:26:53.720
they saw, like on the side
of his head. So it's possible they
1199
01:26:54.000 --> 01:26:58.680
have you know, they have some
some some evidence. So just do do
1200
01:26:58.840 --> 01:27:00.560
do a little work for yourself.
Maybe we'll get into that a little bit
1201
01:27:00.720 --> 01:27:06.199
next week. Oh crap, he's
a bald day boy, and as a
1202
01:27:06.279 --> 01:27:11.319
bald man, I find it offensive
that you don't think you could be a
1203
01:27:11.600 --> 01:27:15.199
very famous public figure with baldness because
you can be Okay, all right,
1204
01:27:16.520 --> 01:27:21.319
well, uh there was a there
was a man. There's a look ways.
1205
01:27:21.600 --> 01:27:25.359
You know, if you're gonna die, Okay, you think you want
1206
01:27:25.399 --> 01:27:27.640
it to quick and easy, right, that would be the way you want
1207
01:27:27.680 --> 01:27:30.760
to go in your sleeps in your
sleep boom boom called to day. Nobody
1208
01:27:30.800 --> 01:27:34.439
wants to seffer or watch anybody suffer
or anything like that. Okay, there
1209
01:27:34.520 --> 01:27:39.439
was a man. His name is
Scott Willoughby, and he's the owner of
1210
01:27:39.520 --> 01:27:43.960
a bar. Now attached to his
bar, which is pretty cool, is
1211
01:27:44.039 --> 01:27:46.039
that he has bowling lanes. Okay, so you shove to the bar.
1212
01:27:46.680 --> 01:27:50.279
Nothing better in the world than drunk
bowling. Okay, you're ball drunk,
1213
01:27:50.680 --> 01:27:55.680
you buy and nobody everybody will tell
you this. If you bowl out there,
1214
01:27:55.960 --> 01:27:59.239
you know you bowl better for some
reason when you're drunk. I don't
1215
01:27:59.239 --> 01:28:00.960
know what it is, but it's
one of the sports drunk you do better
1216
01:28:01.039 --> 01:28:08.319
at. So he was working on
his bowling alley there when he wound up
1217
01:28:08.399 --> 01:28:13.800
getting crushed by one of the pin
setters. The pins come up and then
1218
01:28:13.880 --> 01:28:15.920
pins down, and then but how
heavy. Can it be? They just
1219
01:28:16.000 --> 01:28:20.439
said pins? I know it,
but what like that's got to be just
1220
01:28:20.520 --> 01:28:24.439
a way to go to be just
crushed to death by a bowling alley pin
1221
01:28:24.600 --> 01:28:28.439
setter? Right, there's no way. I don't know how. There's no
1222
01:28:28.760 --> 01:28:31.800
way. Are you seriously know how
heavy they are to know? I'm looking
1223
01:28:31.920 --> 01:28:36.279
this up right now, I'm looking
up the wouldn't there be something were like
1224
01:28:38.239 --> 01:28:41.840
it would come back up or like
you know, they are programmed to just
1225
01:28:41.920 --> 01:28:45.800
go boop? And by the way, unless you're eight hundred pounds, yea,
1226
01:28:45.279 --> 01:28:48.000
how taller pins? How tall would
you say a bowling pin is?
1227
01:28:48.239 --> 01:28:54.000
I don't know, two feet?
A foot is a bowling pin? Hold
1228
01:28:54.079 --> 01:28:58.680
on? Okay, so a bat
a bowling pin? All right? Oh
1229
01:28:58.720 --> 01:29:03.600
that's not a bowflex Okay. A
bowling pin is anywhere from eighteen to twenty
1230
01:29:03.680 --> 01:29:08.279
inches Okay, so okay, is
he more than twenty inches wide? I
1231
01:29:08.359 --> 01:29:11.640
mean it went down and its squished
him to death? Normal looking guy,
1232
01:29:11.840 --> 01:29:15.000
normal looking guy squished him. It
was over. That was yeah, death
1233
01:29:15.079 --> 01:29:21.680
by bowling pin. Center. I
listen, we've talked about odd ways to
1234
01:29:21.880 --> 01:29:26.600
die. That has to be because
that had to be slow, right,
1235
01:29:27.239 --> 01:29:30.039
I would assume he didn't just get
crushed like that. I mean, it's
1236
01:29:30.159 --> 01:29:34.560
not that heavy of a thing like
a bowling pin center. It's a machine,
1237
01:29:35.439 --> 01:29:42.119
but like you're like squished like it
in the lane. That's like final
1238
01:29:42.239 --> 01:29:45.079
destination stuff. It is, you
know, like when you know, when
1239
01:29:45.079 --> 01:29:46.800
you're driving down the road and you're
driving behind a truck that has like the
1240
01:29:46.880 --> 01:29:49.960
big you know, trees or telephone
poles, and you look at it,
1241
01:29:50.039 --> 01:29:54.560
you go, this is final destination. This guy lived it. This guy
1242
01:29:54.760 --> 01:29:58.760
was gaycy in a previous life.
That's the only way you die in such
1243
01:29:58.800 --> 01:30:00.800
a manner. You have to be
a gay sy. You gotta be a
1244
01:30:00.880 --> 01:30:05.159
gay sy. You rest in peace, my friend. Yeah, maybe from
1245
01:30:05.239 --> 01:30:10.239
Ashville too. Well, that's pretty
much all they can handle. Right now.
1246
01:30:10.600 --> 01:30:15.279
It's time for the least trusted news
networking out. But they are new,
1247
01:30:15.560 --> 01:30:17.680
the Jeff News Network. He's on
one O five nine in the Mountain
1248
01:30:18.039 --> 01:30:21.800
now. All right, So on
the fourth of July, Danny Trejo,
1249
01:30:23.039 --> 01:30:28.640
the actor, he's in his eighties, okay, he ever was He was
1250
01:30:29.199 --> 01:30:31.359
in a parade. He was in
the back of an l Camino, Okay,
1251
01:30:32.119 --> 01:30:35.359
and he was riding down the road. You know, parade. You're
1252
01:30:35.399 --> 01:30:40.079
waving like Diana, Princess Diana and
doing the whole thing, and then except
1253
01:30:40.159 --> 01:30:44.079
he's not and then not even closed. And then somebody threw a water blued
1254
01:30:44.119 --> 01:30:49.760
at him. Okay, I believe
they yelled it. So he jumps out
1255
01:30:49.800 --> 01:30:53.439
of the car, he goes to
fight the guy. Guy drops him.
1256
01:30:53.720 --> 01:30:56.560
Okay, a lot turns into a
bit of a brawl, things of that
1257
01:30:56.720 --> 01:31:02.279
nature. So now we are investigating
this as a hate crime. So it's
1258
01:31:02.359 --> 01:31:06.359
being investigated by the LAPD, So
they're aiming to get to the bottom of
1259
01:31:06.439 --> 01:31:11.760
what happened. But what happened is
somebody hit them with a water balloon.
1260
01:31:12.079 --> 01:31:17.239
Uh you know, I know again, I don't think this has anything to
1261
01:31:17.399 --> 01:31:23.520
do with, like, you know, hating somebody for for hate crime reasons.
1262
01:31:23.600 --> 01:31:26.840
I just think they were like,
let me water balloon a celebrity.
1263
01:31:27.000 --> 01:31:30.439
And you know what, I think
he got angry because he got be because
1264
01:31:30.520 --> 01:31:34.840
you know, again, his whole
persona is I'm tough, machete right kills
1265
01:31:34.920 --> 01:31:39.520
guy. Like if that's you,
you don't get water balloon, bro.
1266
01:31:39.960 --> 01:31:44.560
I mean, I you know,
if you remember I have his his initial
1267
01:31:44.680 --> 01:31:49.439
statement afterwards, I'm so sad that
I behaved the way I behaved I'm so
1268
01:31:49.720 --> 01:31:55.239
sad that growing man gotta throw water
balloons. I don't think I would have
1269
01:31:55.279 --> 01:32:00.479
even got out of the car if
somebody hadn't yelled it's acid. Got out
1270
01:32:00.520 --> 01:32:01.800
and look at the hood. And
then when I got out of the car,
1271
01:32:01.880 --> 01:32:04.199
a little boomed in a balloon at
me. And then I looked up
1272
01:32:04.239 --> 01:32:08.800
and I see a guy I don't
know what, nay hell roll you?
1273
01:32:09.399 --> 01:32:14.560
So he is upset. And then
the worst part is when he grabbed me.
1274
01:32:15.119 --> 01:32:17.840
I got step back and I fell
off the curve. Let me.
1275
01:32:19.079 --> 01:32:24.159
Did somebody really yell it's acid?
Or did you get whacked in the face?
1276
01:32:24.439 --> 01:32:27.279
The water blown? And that was
it? You know, by the
1277
01:32:27.319 --> 01:32:30.239
way, are you saying matchet Tey
is lying? You know, I don't
1278
01:32:30.279 --> 01:32:31.439
know. I don't want to call
it out. I wasn't there. I'm
1279
01:32:31.520 --> 01:32:34.079
just saying, you know, it's
somebody wants to get hit in the face
1280
01:32:34.119 --> 01:32:38.159
with a water balloon. But what
kind of a grown man throws water balloons?
1281
01:32:38.560 --> 01:32:41.600
Here's a deal, tray Ho,
you're listening to two of them?
1282
01:32:41.920 --> 01:32:46.319
Yeah, yes, Show it's like
watching a car drive down the wrong side
1283
01:32:46.359 --> 01:32:49.680
of the road. You can't look
away. And Jeff Show, we'll be
1284
01:32:49.800 --> 01:32:54.720
right back on one of five nine. There's one of five nine mount Nationals
1285
01:32:54.800 --> 01:32:57.439
class the ground. And I'll tell
you all. When someone says they're sitting
1286
01:32:57.479 --> 01:33:00.319
in their mom's basement with a canundrum, you send you answer and you ask
1287
01:33:00.439 --> 01:33:04.560
why, Jeff, that's absolutely all
right, mom's basement conundrum? What do
1288
01:33:04.640 --> 01:33:11.119
you got? All right? Listen, all right, Alyssa Milano or Christina
1289
01:33:11.279 --> 01:33:15.760
Applegate, Alissa Milano? Okay,
wait, wait, wait a minute,
1290
01:33:15.840 --> 01:33:18.920
Alyssa Milano, who's the boss?
Melissa Alana? What kind of Alissa Milano?
1291
01:33:19.479 --> 01:33:21.800
All right, let's just say,
if you had a whack attack,
1292
01:33:24.199 --> 01:33:30.920
which one would you rather watch on
your VHF Oh Apple, listen, Applegate
1293
01:33:30.239 --> 01:33:35.680
if she was Bundy uh, Milano
any other time? Because she ages like
1294
01:33:35.760 --> 01:33:41.920
a fine line. Now I'm fifty
two. So I had Heather Lockleier or
1295
01:33:42.319 --> 01:33:46.600
Heather Thomas from Dukes of Hazard,
Oh Daisy Dukes, Yeah, you know
1296
01:33:46.680 --> 01:33:54.079
what that was. Lockleier was on
TJ. Hooker, but I can't remember.
1297
01:33:54.319 --> 01:33:57.760
She's on Dynasty or something before.
And she was on Just Shoot Me
1298
01:33:57.920 --> 01:34:01.720
Too in the nineties with David Spade. It was terrible. Yeah, she's
1299
01:34:01.760 --> 01:34:04.720
a train wreck. It's a shame. You know what she was hot back
1300
01:34:04.760 --> 01:34:06.920
in her day. But you're right. I gotta go Daisy Dukes. That's
1301
01:34:06.960 --> 01:34:10.000
you. Gotta go with that,
gotta go with the right Heather there,
1302
01:34:10.000 --> 01:34:13.119
you know what I mean? Yeah, one last thing as far as the
1303
01:34:13.199 --> 01:34:16.600
clown, how about getting running out
of gas and having a clown with a
1304
01:34:16.760 --> 01:34:21.359
priest outfit? Pick you up?
Yeah you got, I got you ain't
1305
01:34:21.359 --> 01:34:25.000
getting back to your getting back to
your car. You're gonna be in a
1306
01:34:25.079 --> 01:34:30.159
dumpster somewhere real quick. And Sebastion, how many love like concrete shoes as
1307
01:34:30.279 --> 01:34:33.800
you have? He's a tail and
I tell you that. Oh hey yeah,
1308
01:34:33.920 --> 01:34:38.359
yeah, I right? You sleep
with the fishes. Hey, listen,
1309
01:34:38.439 --> 01:34:41.920
man, so we appreciate your call. You have a going all right,
1310
01:34:42.239 --> 01:34:45.880
thanks Judge. Yeah, lock a
random call, Yeah, random call.
1311
01:34:45.920 --> 01:34:49.279
Hey listen, love the questions,
all right. That's how you get
1312
01:34:49.279 --> 01:34:55.279
yourself some silky Mountain water Park tickets
at a two four oh one oh five
1313
01:34:55.479 --> 01:34:59.840
nine. We're gonna be right back
and coming up. What didn't make the
1314
01:35:00.159 --> 01:35:04.119
show, So listen. We've had
so many people text in go to the
1315
01:35:04.159 --> 01:35:08.680
one oh five nine to Mountain Facebook. Jeff always puts up a question,
1316
01:35:09.520 --> 01:35:14.239
Jeff, what is your question?
Of the day because we're gonna announce our
1317
01:35:14.439 --> 01:35:17.640
Soulky Mountain Water Park winner very shortly. Yeah, a pretty simple one,
1318
01:35:17.680 --> 01:35:20.880
and we're getting a lot of crazy
ones. It's all, what is a
1319
01:35:21.399 --> 01:35:25.880
nickname that your family calls you?
What is the nickname they call you?
1320
01:35:25.880 --> 01:35:30.760
You know, some were getting motormouthed
other things I can't even even say on
1321
01:35:30.920 --> 01:35:33.239
here. Okay, did you have
a nickname? Jeff? Jeff? Jeff?
1322
01:35:33.399 --> 01:35:36.399
Mine was Jeff? Yeah? Or
cha cha? Well, I don't
1323
01:35:36.439 --> 01:35:40.319
know how I became a chan chaw, but well, you know what my
1324
01:35:40.439 --> 01:35:45.960
name is Richard. Yeah. For
those of you who are older, remember
1325
01:35:45.119 --> 01:35:50.920
the sixties and seventies and eighties.
Richard. There's another name for Richard.
1326
01:35:51.439 --> 01:35:57.760
Yeah, and he was tricky.
Yeah, yeah it is. Go to
1327
01:35:57.840 --> 01:36:01.239
the Facebook and check out that for
your shot at Soaky Mountain water Park tickets.
1328
01:36:01.279 --> 01:36:03.840
It's Rizzo and Jeff one O five
nine in the Mountain. It's more
1329
01:36:03.920 --> 01:36:08.600
Rizzo and Jeff coming up after a
quick break on Ashville's Classic Rock station.
1330
01:36:11.439 --> 01:36:16.319
I'm thinking about changing this to what
did we ever get to on the show.
1331
01:36:16.520 --> 01:36:19.720
It's one of five nine to Mount
Ashville's Classic Rock The Rizzo and Jeff
1332
01:36:19.800 --> 01:36:23.399
Show. We had a name.
Well, here's the thing, Jeff.
1333
01:36:23.880 --> 01:36:28.319
Uh, you know we talk about
things. You know, we talked earlier
1334
01:36:28.319 --> 01:36:30.800
about will be Goldberg because you said, hey, here's an audio clip and
1335
01:36:30.920 --> 01:36:33.279
it turned into this whole thing.
We had calls you at all that,
1336
01:36:34.800 --> 01:36:41.239
and uh, it's just we You
send so much and we we go through
1337
01:36:41.479 --> 01:36:45.119
so much and we get to so
little. Because you know, Sebastian was
1338
01:36:45.199 --> 01:36:47.520
great. We had such a great
time talking to him. Make sure you
1339
01:36:47.640 --> 01:36:51.399
definitely Sebastian live dot com. Just
a few tickets left to go see him.
1340
01:36:51.479 --> 01:36:57.039
We will be there. But it's
time for what didn't make the show.
1341
01:36:58.520 --> 01:37:00.960
Rizzo Jeff tried to do their work
but just couldn't quite get a time.
1342
01:37:01.239 --> 01:37:03.319
So here's where they try to cram
it all in at the end.
1343
01:37:03.479 --> 01:37:09.000
It's what didn't make the show.
On one nine the Mounsehead. Okay,
1344
01:37:09.239 --> 01:37:15.159
so there was a man with a
shall we say, peculiar to do list
1345
01:37:16.600 --> 01:37:21.520
that was arrested in Oakland. Here's
the thing though, Okay, this was
1346
01:37:21.600 --> 01:37:28.279
his New Year's Eve, not only
to do list, but this was his
1347
01:37:28.439 --> 01:37:33.199
New Year's Eve wishless where he had
you know, one, two, three,
1348
01:37:33.239 --> 01:37:40.000
four, six stolen credit cards,
three IDs and he said, still
1349
01:37:40.119 --> 01:37:47.439
going okay, six excuse me seven
eleven twenty four from his New Year's resolution
1350
01:37:48.000 --> 01:37:57.279
resolutions one laundry, two talking meat
kids, what talking meet kids? Okay?
1351
01:37:58.319 --> 01:38:09.600
Three boy get that money m O
and Y four B Boosting aka steal
1352
01:38:10.039 --> 01:38:13.560
by the way, was arrested for
stealing, uh and fraud. So he
1353
01:38:13.840 --> 01:38:19.520
kept, according to him, all
of his New Year's resolution. Well did
1354
01:38:19.560 --> 01:38:23.840
he talk to his kids? Well, so he says, okay, so
1355
01:38:23.960 --> 01:38:26.640
he's I don't know, I'm not
and I wanted to cause him to a
1356
01:38:26.720 --> 01:38:29.359
liar. But yeah, listen,
let me tell you something. Tell me.
1357
01:38:29.680 --> 01:38:32.439
People make New Year's resolutions and we
bomb on them and people just saw
1358
01:38:33.199 --> 01:38:36.960
done making New Year's resolutions. This
guy got that money. Okay, he
1359
01:38:38.119 --> 01:38:41.560
got to talk to his kids,
He took care of business, he completed
1360
01:38:41.560 --> 01:38:45.039
his New Year's resolutions. You know
what, you know what, I'm giving
1361
01:38:45.079 --> 01:38:47.479
it to you put a positive spin
on that. Strizo Jeff tried to do
1362
01:38:47.560 --> 01:38:50.840
their work today but just couldn't quite
get it done. So here's where they
1363
01:38:50.920 --> 01:38:54.560
try to cram it all in at
the end. It's what didn't make the
1364
01:38:54.680 --> 01:38:59.800
show on one five nine the Mountain. So, uh, there is a
1365
01:39:00.239 --> 01:39:03.199
man who took a tour of a
home in Virginia. You know, you're
1366
01:39:03.359 --> 01:39:06.000
looking to buy a home. You
bring your four kids, you look legit.
1367
01:39:06.640 --> 01:39:15.560
Okay, Well, he the owner
of that home eventually returns home and
1368
01:39:15.840 --> 01:39:19.920
finds that a man and his four
children refuse to leave the home. So
1369
01:39:20.119 --> 01:39:25.439
he just found a home he liked. Yeah, brought a duffel bag,
1370
01:39:25.720 --> 01:39:29.399
squatted for him, and the kids
said, I'm moving in. I don't
1371
01:39:29.399 --> 01:39:34.319
give a rats behind like Chris Fowley
did on SNL, and he just won't
1372
01:39:34.399 --> 01:39:39.079
leave. However, they're not allowed
to go in and arrest of the man.
1373
01:39:39.640 --> 01:39:43.800
Why, well, I made two
stories, I know. I listen
1374
01:39:44.479 --> 01:39:47.760
what stated this Virginia, which is
crazy because usually down there in Virginia they
1375
01:39:47.840 --> 01:39:50.880
gonna take care of business. They
give you, you know, I know,
1376
01:39:51.079 --> 01:39:54.920
they give you a souther injustice down
there. It's blow the mazing Dixon.
1377
01:39:55.399 --> 01:40:00.119
But he inquired about buying the residence, hasn't left since in you know,
1378
01:40:00.640 --> 01:40:03.760
June, and has no plans to. They have to literally go through
1379
01:40:03.960 --> 01:40:08.159
legal process. They cannot remove them. You should be allowed to go in
1380
01:40:08.199 --> 01:40:11.920
there with a machete, right and
go get your house back. Man?
1381
01:40:12.319 --> 01:40:15.279
No all that? Yeah, you
read those squatter stories where they can't get
1382
01:40:15.319 --> 01:40:17.399
people out, and you know,
if you you know, if you rent
1383
01:40:17.439 --> 01:40:20.000
a place, it's just unbelievable.
I don't even want to get involved in
1384
01:40:20.119 --> 01:40:24.079
like renting things out to anybody.
It's just like a nightmare. In some
1385
01:40:24.279 --> 01:40:27.359
states, literally it's like the renters
have all the right. I'll give you
1386
01:40:27.479 --> 01:40:31.560
a story very quickly. There where
Jeff and I lived, the building that
1387
01:40:31.720 --> 01:40:40.119
we lived, the apartment that was
directly next to our apartment, there was
1388
01:40:40.159 --> 01:40:43.159
a slip in the door, and
Jeff and I get nosy because it was
1389
01:40:43.239 --> 01:40:45.279
there for about a month, so
we let it go for a month.
1390
01:40:45.039 --> 01:40:47.560
We're like, he's never going to
get it, so we take it.
1391
01:40:47.680 --> 01:40:57.119
We open it. Nine thousand dollars
he owed and rent, and guess what
1392
01:40:57.960 --> 01:41:02.199
he up? He moved out and
the guy upstairs who hasn't paid rent in
1393
01:41:02.319 --> 01:41:06.560
nineteen months still lives there and they're
waiting on the court. Nate, Yeah,
1394
01:41:06.880 --> 01:41:12.359
guess what move out? You imagine? And I bet you in North
1395
01:41:12.439 --> 01:41:16.079
Carolina they'd take care of it.
I'm thinking of my landlord. I'm thinking
1396
01:41:16.119 --> 01:41:19.920
of Linda, and Linda would come
in with her with a bat and she
1397
01:41:20.000 --> 01:41:24.840
would get you out. Yeah.
Yeah, just that Southern justice. Yeah,
1398
01:41:24.920 --> 01:41:28.239
this is this is up north.
It's just unbelievable people get away with
1399
01:41:28.279 --> 01:41:31.279
that time. Can you imagine being
nine thousand dollars behind in Rent and you
1400
01:41:31.479 --> 01:41:34.199
just you stay there and then you
boom, then you're onto the next place,
1401
01:41:34.279 --> 01:41:38.199
onto the next place. How they
do it, I don't know,
1402
01:41:38.880 --> 01:41:41.800
but people do it all the time. It's unbelievable. Ay man, one
1403
01:41:41.840 --> 01:41:45.640
more thing. Brizzon't Jim tried to
do their work today but just couldn't quite
1404
01:41:45.680 --> 01:41:48.239
get it done. So here's where
they try to cram it all in at
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the end. It's what didn't make
the show. One the Mountain. All
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right, Jeff, I'm going to
leave it up to you. We can
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talk about We spoke about these both
earlier, but they think they both the
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Port leaving a blind in the middle
of the road or the Biden audio if
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people haven't heard it, Yeah,
yeah, audio is always good. We
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have audio both. We got the
blind or the Biden pretty close. What
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do you want blind or Biden?
You know what, let's we've had enough
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politics. Yeah, let's go blind. Yeah, let's do that. What
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they did to this poor woman,
it's all. Joe Uber issued an apology
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to a blind woman because well this
happened. I say, this is not
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the right place, and he says, well, I have somebody I got
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to pick up at the airport,
and he takes off and runs away.
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I would talk to them about how
to communicate with someone with a disability.
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How do you navigate with them.
I'm listening to them about what assistance they
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need, really hearing their voices.
Oh their voice. I'm blind. Don't
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let me out of the car.
I can't saying to navigate. I can't
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navigate. They can't say I can't
see. I know where I'm going.
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Take me there. Please don't leave
me on the side of the road.
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And if that guy can't figure that
out, then guess what you ain't Uber
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and anybody he left her for an
airport fair. They can't navigate, she
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can't see. Please be respectful and
take her somewhere safe. Don't leave her
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other side of the road. Even
if you had the airport fare, you
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couldn't have picked up the other people
at the airplame most big money, leave
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this poor woman, and guess what. They still haven't taken a Zuber thing
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away. Yet, not only they, it's pending investigation. There are two
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sides to every story. No,
there's really not, that's about it.
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That's it. Yeah. The term
radio show gets thrown around a lot.
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We heard one oh five nine The
Mountain. Four legal purposes must say that
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radio show could mean whatever just happened, And if we owe you an apology,
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we're sorry. Or Rizzo and Jeff
show next, what do you expect?
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It is free on one oh five
nine The Mountain