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Speaker 1: Hello and welcome. It's our number two. You put the capital D on drama. You put the capital D on Dallas. The Ravens dominate the Cowboys of the final score and garbage time was not that close to the drama O Rama Ceedee Lamb got paid and he also got into the face of Dak Prescott, who also got paid. On the Cowboys sidelines something or nothing. Also, d Marcus Lawrence says the Cowboys will be fine once they stopped playing little league football?
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Speaker 2: Is it that simple?
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Speaker 1: And Jerry Jones says the Cowboys couldn't afford Derrick Henry. How does that one hit you? We'll get to all of that and more right now here. It is our number two, putting the capital D on drama. Welcome. In the beginning of another hour of the Ben Mahlor Show.
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Speaker 1: And there were other people that did not make the photo either that we were surprised somehow did not make it in. But our lead this hour coming from deep in the heart of Texas, and we go where the news of the day, Texas. And this is our post mortem on Week three of the NFL with two two games to go tonight, two games on the card, doubleheader Monday night football action. But as we continue our in depth frame by frames of Bruder film style breakdown a week three, a humdinger, humdinger of a story. Now Derreck Henry was on a rampage for the Ravens, the Poets no longer the Dead Poets Society, the Ravens waking up their one hundred and fifty one yards from Derreck Henry, and not one, but two touchdowns. Lamark Jackson picking a part the Dallas Cowboy defense selectively, he had a couple of scores. The Ravens jumped out to a massively the final score miss leading. Baltimore ends up winning twenty eight to twenty five. The game was not that close. It was not that close. So the Ravens get to win and the congratulations they're no longer winless one in two now Baltimore. But the better story, as it almost always is in the losing locker room. That is where the finger pointing is underway. Now, last week, before we get to the latest drama o rama, last week, Micah Parsons pointed out that the Cowboy defense didn't play hard. Now, that flustered Zimmer and McCarthy, the coach's defensive coordinator, head coach, and they came out and said, oh no, they played hard. They played hard, because that's like taboo for a coach. You can't say you didn't play hard. That's like the no, no, you can't say that because that's on you anyway. Nonetheless, so that was what happened last week. You had Micah Parsons saying the defense didn't play hard. Now this week, big money big money, big money in no way may stop wide receiver C. D.
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Speaker 2: Lamb.
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Speaker 1: He underscored the day, say he highlighted the day, how every want to say, first half red zone from mall inside the ten yard line, and that haunted the Cowboys as they attempted to frantically come back, which just amounted to a lot of garbage time stats. The issue was not just the fumble, It was the pouty face. It was the pouty face. He had terrible body language, and the body language tells a lot of the story. A lot of the stories the body language and so terrible body language. He also got into a verbal brew ha ha, a sideline rubar with Dak Prescott and longtime offensive lineman Zach Martin was also.
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Speaker 2: Involved at one point. So there's a lot going on.
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Speaker 1: Then after the game, Ceedee Lamb, was he man enough to go out and face the cameras and the microphones. No, he took the cowardly road and high tail it out of the locker room when the reporters entered, like you expected and to actually be there, Come on, what's wrong with you?
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Speaker 2: All right? So let us discuss the question.
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Speaker 1: Ceedee Lamb is Ceedee Lamb getting into it with Dak Prescott of the Cowboys something or nothing?
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Speaker 2: Is this just a one or two day stories. There's something more going on here.
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Speaker 1: So I've got Hasbro, Washington, Irving and Uk and we will combine all of these things together and we will go for a test drive.
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Speaker 2: Is what we're going to do now.
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Speaker 1: Num Burn Right, the arrow is pointing towards something, and it's something delicious. If you happen to be a gas bag or a blowheart, boys, this a great story. Just soak it all up right, all the flavors, all the juices. What a wonderful story this is because anarchy on the Cowboy ship. If you were hear the Cowboys coming apart of the seams in week two, Micah Parsons and the coaching staff in week three, Ceedee Lamb and Dak Prescott. Wow, how great is this? How great is now? Jerry Jones, who is the maestro of the drama O Rama, Jerry Jones did it again? Jerry because he suffers from fomo fear of missing out. God forbid Dak Prescott go to another team and lose in the first round every year, or Ceedee Lamb go somewhere else and flop in big games. No, no, no, no, you got to keep the band together, right, So we kept the band together, this iconic group of abject failures. The worst you think about. The Cowboy's not gonna win anything this year. And this will be the record. This is going to beat the record for the longest run of incompetence by a quarterback with one team not getting to a championship game, a conference championship game. Dak Prescott's gonna have that record. So that you got Dak on one side, ceedee lamb on it. These guys both got they both got paid their loggerheads. You've got the rotn Mike McCarthy, clueless Mike on the sidelines, lame duck head coach, dazed and confused. All this is going on defense garbage garbage defense. Right generally speaking, the Cowboys are you know what they are? They're a Hasbro team. The star players are there there Hasbro guys. It's a spin off of My Pony. I know Brian, Brian over there loves my Pony. It's a spin off of My Pony. It's the show Pony. It's a show pony because ceedee lamb. When you do what he did. You're a show pony, that's the way to describe it, right, You're you're there when you know, when the things are.
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Speaker 2: Going well, you're out in front.
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Speaker 1: Like is it true that had the Cowboys won that game and Ceedee Lamb had a massive statistical game, he would have been out there doing a pirouet on the catwalk if Dallas had won, of course, of course, but they lost, and so you know, kind of rhetorical question.
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Speaker 2: They lost, and.
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Speaker 1: So he hops, skips and jumps out of there when the media is there rather than taking questions. And he can't even pretend, at least Dak Prescott pretends Dak's terrible too. But Dak could just gives some tired cliches, is what he does. But ceedeo am he doesn't show up to camp, he gets paid, and then when the going gets tough, he high tails it out of there and makes his teammates have to answer questions because he can't.
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Speaker 2: Be bothered with that.
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Speaker 1: That's what we call a bad teammate, kids, all right now, Page two saying in Dallas, more of the rhetoric. You have veteran edge rusher DeMarcus Lawrence, who told the media that he believes the Cowboys haven't been playing to the best of their abilities. Really you think so, But they'll get back on track.
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Speaker 2: He said. Quote, here's the money quote, once we.
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Speaker 1: Get out of playing little league football. I thought it was Paul Border. He said, little league football and get back to playing pro football. We'll be all right, the Cowboy defensive players, said de Marcus Lawrence, saying the Cowboys will be fine once they stopped playing little league football.
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Speaker 2: Is it that simple? So I'm gonna shake my head no on this.
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Speaker 1: It is not that simple because you have deep rooted fundamental issues on both sides of the ball, as we have documented here with Ceedee Lamb and his issues Dak Prescott going back and forth there. But you also have the defense where Baltimore and New Orleans treated them like Plato and manipulated them in the words that hit are the words of the late Washington Irving, a classic, the legend of sleepy Hollow, because that would sum up the Dallas Cowboys that they're sleepy and they're hollow. They don't show up on defense in the week two, according to Michael Parsons, in Week three, they're just hollow, just hollow, and you you checked, as the kids like to say, check the receipts.
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Speaker 2: There and it's not good. Not good? All right? Now?
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Speaker 1: Final point after the loss, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was asked why why he did not pursue Derrick Henry in free agency and his answer was short and sweet. In fact, he said all of four words. He said, we couldn't afford Derrick Henry is what he said.
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Speaker 2: Close quote.
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Speaker 1: Then he gives some weird analogy about like a house, like he already had a house, but they didn't really have a house because they added Zeke Elliots, so it's not like they actually had a house, not a good house. It was more like a like a shanty townhouse situation anyway, all right, so Jerry Jones again, Jerry Jones says, the Cowboys could not afford Derrick Henry. How does that one hit you? How does that one hit you?
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Speaker 4: So?
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Speaker 1: Right out of the UK? Terry and England can back me up on this. I haven't seen a lot of trash talk from Terry and England. He's a forty nine er fan. I guess he's keeping quiet.
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Speaker 2: I don't blame him. I'd hide too if I was a forty nine er fan, that's pretty embarrassing. My god, rams.
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Speaker 1: Missing two offensive linemen, two wide receivers, a couple of guys on defense and they beat the forty nine as well. Anyway. Jerry Jones again, Jerry Jones saying, hey, it's we didn't have the money and all that stuffuldnt afford him. But it is out of the UK's called there's a term they use in the UK's called porky pies, which are lies. Right, It's a version of the truth, as we like to say, just not the whole truth and definitely not nothing but the truth.
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Speaker 2: That's the reality here.
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Speaker 1: The salary cap, as we have learned, I had the epiphany years ago, the pifhany years ago. The reality is that we are salary cap truthers. The salary cap is something very easily to manipulate. It's a myth. It's a fiction that is used. It has been weaponized by NFL teams if they want to get rid of an unwanted player salary cap, if they don't want to spend money on a play salary cap. But we know because we've seen it. The voodoo economics, the voodoo bugaloo economics of it all that you simply restructure some contracts. You move roster bonuses around into signing bonuses, You add voidable years, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. You renegotiate certain deals, and all of a sudden, you can sign whoever you want to your heart's desire. Where there's a will, there's a way. And Jerry Jones did not have any motivation. If I remember correctly, Derrick Henry essentially said the Cowboys never made him an offer. He wanted to play for the Cowboys, but they didn't want it. Now, it's yet to be determined how this story ends with Derrick Henry does have a lot of miles on the odometer, and typically running backs when they get to a certain point, their production goes.
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Speaker 2: Down, down, down, down, down, does limbo? How low can you go?
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Speaker 1: However, you and I both know that Derek Henry looked amazing for the most part against the Cowboys on Sunday. Now, how much of that is the Cowboys defense and how much of that is Derek Henry, Well, that's to be determined. But that's where we are right now. It is the Bane Maler Show. We thank you for hanging out with us. We know you have options, not good ones, but we're here for you all night, five nights a week, and then really eight days a week because I do the podcast on the weekends, the Fifth Hour podcast, which is up and running. I even got a TV show now, it's crazy. Maybe not after this week and more mediocre picks against the spread. I'm waiting for my big Baffosaco weekend. This could be it now. I mentioned Dak Prescott and Cedeu am getting into it. Well, Dak has issued a bit of a manifesto. I don't know if that's the right word for It's a small manifesto, but Dak Prescott has a warning. What is Dak Prescott's warning to cowboy fans?
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Speaker 2: Did you see this? Do you hear about this?
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Speaker 4: No?
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Speaker 1: You didn't, arguod I'll fill you in on that. We'll get to it, and we will do it next.
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Speaker 1: Mallarly third degree that'll be coming your way as we continue slicing up.
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Speaker 2: The world of pro football.
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Speaker 1: Justin and Cincinnati says, is the David Bell Monologue Hour three? No, I think that's our chances that Dick and Dayton realize the Reds got rid of David Bell or manager. Probably not really high, probably not really high A. So I did want to say before I forget here. This guy lived a long life. He was actually an influence on me. Al McCoy, the voice of the Phoenix Suns for years. He died over the weekend too his nineties. Had been the voice of the Suns for like fifty years, and I met him several times over the years and tell some of these stories on the podcast. But he was a very nice a very nice guy. To me and a long time. I think it's the longest tenured NBA play by playgos He and Chick Hern, who was doing the Laker games, were.
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Speaker 2: There forever masshole.
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Speaker 1: Mickey writes in says, if Eddie was doing the updates, I'm sure he would hear updates on the NHL preseason score.
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Speaker 2: Well, there's a positive right there. I didn't realize there's a positive. Ed He's not here. We don't have to hear the score. Good, all right.
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Speaker 1: Mickey in State forty eight says, Dak's warning the Cowboy fans. He says, once you go Dak, you can't go back. Nosterdina says it's glorious watching the train wrecks that are the Cowboys and forty nine ers. It's the Seahawks rising time. Oh you just wait, No streudenas you just wait? Oh yeah, reality, you got Geno Smith.
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Speaker 2: Good luck, good luck. There are limits.
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Speaker 1: It's like restrict your plate racing when you have Geno Smith as your quarterback. Benito the Cowboy fan, long suffering Cowboy fan, says, you're right about the Cowboys. Bro, it's been a clown show these last two games. Enjoyable clown show for show. Let's go to the phones with say hello to Eenie Meenie miney mo. Let's say hello to Angry Bill, who's in Florida. Hello Angry Bill, Good morning to everybody.
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Speaker 4: I couldn't give a damn about the sports.
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Speaker 1: My Giants one, my Jets one, my Mets one, my Yankees one.
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Speaker 4: But how cute was Katon Clark on Saturday Night Lives. Did you see?
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Speaker 2: Thank you for that.
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Speaker 1: Let's go to hollering James, who's in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
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Speaker 2: Hello, hollering James. You slipping again? Yeah, that's a yes. At least he's got the show on. I can hear. I had the clown show there in the background. Been a while ago, but there's a long delay here. He's not snowing that much though.
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Speaker 1: Right now sounds like he's not breathing at all.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, there he is right there. Hi James, Yeah, yeah, oh Hi?
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Speaker 1: He said didn't he say he said something? He said like hi to me? Didn't he sounds like he said hi to me, James. Tammy Montana's here. She wants to talk to you, James. I know, I know you're trying to you know, trying to be he us, your sexy voice, James, I know whoa James. You're a stallion. Calm down, James, Please, whoa.
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Speaker 2: James?
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Speaker 4: This is my love hands on my.
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Speaker 2: Sleep talk.
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Speaker 1: Did he say something about a fish stick? I thought he said something about love or something. It's like very bizarre. Yeah, I don't know. All right, Well, thank you. I'm glad we took that call. Good old James, he never disappoints. Well, Dak Prescott, he has a warning for you, cowboy fan. Yeah, you talking to you, Benito, the long suffern cowboy fan and all the others. Dak Prescott as he was sashating his way off the field following yet another gutless effort by the Dallas Cowboys, something that Dak has become accustomed two over the years. Well, he was wandering through the bottles of Jerry's world, and he has said but now, but before we get to the statement, I don't want to hear any of these idiots say, well, the Cowboys almost came back, they almost won the that was garbage time. It was twenty eighth to six going to the fourth quarter. Twenty eight to six going to the fourth quarter. Game was over over, over over, and so congratulations Dak. Has anyone had better numbers in the fourth quarter of blowout games than Dak Prescott.
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Speaker 2: He did it again.
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Speaker 1: Dak Prescott had one hundred and eighty seven yards passing in two touchdowns in the fourth quarter alloon in the fourth quarter. He had those that the stats. I'm not making that up. You can double check. One hundred and eighty seven yards and two touchdowns in the fourth quarter for Dak Prescott, very similar to what he did against the Green Bay Packers in that playoff game where he had the final numbers didn't look quite as bad because he had a out of Garber's temps says, anyway, get to the point, please, all right, here's the point. So Dak Prescott had a five word warning as he was walking off the field the Ravens dominating the Cowboys, and what did he say? Dak Prescott said, quote jump off if you want quotes. Quote jump off if you want what exactly you jumping off? The vomit comment? Is that where you're jumping off? Like, hey, Dak, spoiler alert, spoiler alert, You guys blow that's the reality, Dak.
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Speaker 2: Come on, it's ridiculous, jump it all.
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Speaker 1: What do you what are you afraid of. If you're a Cowboy fan, you clearly are not to jump off type, right. I mean, the Cowboys have sucked for a generation in terms of playoff performance. Think about the teams that have had a couple of good years now and again that have won Super Bowls and the Dallas Cowboys, who for the most part have had decent regular season teams and going back a generation over, actually a generation's giving them credit because the generation is twenty five years.
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Speaker 2: It's longer than that.
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Speaker 1: Now it's a generation plus where the Dallas Cowboys have been blah and Dak Prescott's say, oh yeah.
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Speaker 2: This, I'm warning, jump off, jump off if you want.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, mass max mass eccidents of Cowboy fans guess.
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Speaker 2: Me, I'm out, I'm done, I'm out of here. Co later and uh yeah.
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Speaker 1: But here's the odd thing, and this is an unpopular opinion, it's a developing take, but for the Cowboys to truly ever get good again, there has to be a fan revolt. You canna say the fans don't matter, but all I know is that as a Dodger fan, the Dodgers were very mediocre. They had this guy named Frank McCourt. This parking weasel who owned the team and was a tightwad and didn't know what he was doing, and so the people stopped showing up. The Dodgers have always either led baseball or been number two or number three in a tenants and usually they leave baseball in at ten. Used to be the Cardinals, but the Dodgers for the most part of lead baseball in attens. And there was about a four year period where the fans stopped showing up, they stopped watching the games on TV, and Bud Selick was the Commissioner of Baseball and freaked out. And the people at Baseball like, wait a minute, this is our cash cow. We're killing our cash cow. What is going on? And so they forced this guy, Frank McCourt to sell the team. And then after that the Dodgers have been in the playoffs every year. They had this one World Series, and they'll win another one. Maybe not this year, but they'll win another one. Glory times for the Dodgers every year. This is what I'm trying to get Angels fans to do, but the Angels aren't. I'm telling you it works, but yeah, but they're not as important to baseball as the Dodgers. That is true, but you had the ultimate You had the ultimate f you from your owner. He said, I'm gonna sell the team. Sich, aren't Marina the only I'm gonna sell the team? Just kidding suckers. Were they against for worst team of the year or from all time?
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Speaker 2: Right?
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Speaker 1: Well, the the White Sox are far and away. The worst team is the Chicago White Sox, but the Angels are and then even the second one, like the Marlins are the second worst, but they're at the bottom. They're boring, just a bad franchise. Yeah, boring, boring boy.
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Speaker 2: Anyway, it is the Ben Malord Show.
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Speaker 1: As we are continuing on chopping down these overnight hours, it will take some more of these amazing phone calls. Oh my god, sleeping WNBA, talk my god. This is the scraping the bottom of the barrel. But right now, speaking of that, let's get over to these sports new the desk right now and a man who was wearing free clothing that he picked up at different sporting events, A had and a shirt.
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Speaker 6: We say, yeah, when I was working at the US Open, I was an MC on court seventeen Flushing Meadows.
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Speaker 1: Flushing Meadows.
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Speaker 6: Really, that's the city in New York. Stop at Flushing Meadows.
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Speaker 2: People listening. Have you never been to New York?
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Speaker 1: Lorena.
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Speaker 6: It's right near the Mets Stadium, by the way.
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Speaker 1: It's I was about to say it was. It was a type of hole, but it's it's not the greatest place. A lot of chop shops. Well, it used to be. They when the Mets played at Chase Stadium, there was all chop shops around here.
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Speaker 2: I don't know if it's still like that anymore. But usually I don't go out that way, you know.
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Speaker 1: I try to avoid LaGuardia, you know, you know when you're finding it, even in the Kennedy you have to drive by that area to get into the city.
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Speaker 6: So, yeah, when was a lot time you were there? Ben in New York?
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Speaker 2: Uh, two years ago somewhere.
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Speaker 1: My brother lives there, So okay, every so often, got it? Yeah, I got to Boston more. I go there more.
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Speaker 6: Not as well as Jonas pulls it off on the weekends with his burner accounts.
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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, when he tracked himself. It's a second hour in a row. You've mentioned Jonas. I've noticed that he's a good guy.
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Speaker 1: Fun five five five fun, fun, fun, fun fun fun Fun, Man Maller fun. Fact Well, DeShawn Watson is the aforementioned quarterback.
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Speaker 2: Now he's bad, he's bad, but he's actually.
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Speaker 1: Somehow worse than every other suckbag Brown's quarterback. They've had in one category at least Deshaun Watson.
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Speaker 2: To the beginning of the year.
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Speaker 5: Here.
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Speaker 2: You can go down any kind of stat you want here.
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Speaker 1: But Deshaun Watson's EPA, and that's a nerd stat per drop back weeks one through three, the worst of any Browns quarterback to start a season since the year two thousand at least. Now that includes the likes of Brian Hoyer, Kelly hoakm these are great names, Josh McCown, Trent Dilfer, Colt McCoy, Jacoby Brissett, and on and on and on and on and on. But wait, there's more fun fuc number two. Fun facts number two mal fun fact. Deshaun Watson has thrown for three hundred yards in zero out of fifteen starts with the Browns Joe Flacco last season in six games through for five five of the six games, three hundred plus yards, five out of six, same players around him, same coaches, same uniform, Deshaun Watson, zero out of fifteen for the Browns Joe Flacco three hundred yards five out of six last season.
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Speaker 4: But it's nice to see other people tuning in as well.
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Speaker 1: I got my email, I opened my inbox and I saw I got a message from Andrea. You hooked me up your newsletter, right, You sent me that.
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Speaker 4: My Fall Equinox Astrology newsletter. And it has all the mercury retrograde dates for this year and actually into next year. So information is power. So I thought that would help everyone to know that as well. And we're in a clip season, so let people know about the full moons and so on. And you know, just timing is everything, just a map of optimum timing. So I always like to do the newsletters around the equinox and solstice. So yes, fall Equinox basically day and night of equal lengths and football season. Still getting over the Niners game. But before I forget another great benny versus the penny.
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Speaker 1: Thank you appreciate that the show is better than my picks. But that's fine. It's all about the entertainment value of the show.
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Speaker 2: It's we're all about and.
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Speaker 4: The opposite of the Midas touch. I got to kick out of that. That was all.
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Speaker 1: Thank you, And immediately Sean McVay made me look like a jack ass by going out and beating your forty nine ers, but so'll be it.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, that was tough in the fourth quarter.
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Speaker 1: Just just for the record, at the time I said that I was accurate. At the time I said it was accurate, So I was accurate. Now, when you think of fall, yes, you think I think of football. I think of like leaves turning colors. That doesn't happen where we are, but leaves turning.
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Speaker 2: Colors, right, I think of that, Yes, Mike.
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Speaker 1: My friend Arnie, Arnie says, I have to go to Vermont when the leaves change the colors there.
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Speaker 2: I got I gotta go there.
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Speaker 1: Everything dies in the in winter, so changed nice color like orange and all that, and then having drops dead.
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Speaker 4: You know what's interesting. And before I forget the Malad Militia, would like a copy of the Free Strology newsletter. Just let me know.
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Speaker 1: And you not, Brian, he's not eligible because he's not a member of the Mallad Militia. He's the Findly Fanatics. So sorry, Brian, you're not allowed to tell you.
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Speaker 4: I don't know if they have to be members there.
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Speaker 1: Okay, listen to your show.
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Speaker 4: That's what I like. And now that you mentioned it, a special discount for those who listen to the All Show. All right, then show.
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Speaker 2: From the Astrology lady. She's made making a deal there about that?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, happy to do that. In the Leaves, hey, I grew up in New York and I love the leaves and you know, we actually drove down to New Hampshire one year or many moons ago when I was a kid, and it was even more beautiful there.
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Speaker 2: So yeah, that's what Arnie. Arnie says. I mean, he's in Vermont, but he says, you got to go. There's one road.
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Speaker 1: That's why they filmed the New Beetle Juice up in his neck of the woods there in Vermont.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it's I mean, we're you know, I still see some really beautiful leaves here in the Bay Area. But you know, new York was great. My dad used to mail me leaves from New York. What I was like, missed them?
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Speaker 1: Wow, that's the next level, Dad, What are gonna mail your daughter leaves? I know, leaves, leaves?
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Speaker 2: Did they survive the trip?
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Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah. People who weren't from these didn't quite understand the fascination with leaves. I lived in a student co op and I put them all around my room, And to this day, if I see a leaf, I'll think, you know, my dad favorite world.
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Speaker 2: Very nice, very nice.
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Speaker 4: I love nature. It's nice to be tuned in, all.
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Speaker 2: Right, all right, very nice.
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Speaker 1: But Andrew, thank you, and again virgo in service there on X. You are the sports sourceress, the astrologery lady.
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Speaker 2: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: All right, that's right there you are, go away, there she goes. Time Now for the insta trivia. We'll do this to suck up to our friends in Seattle. Seahawks coach Mike McDonald had a farm EI e i O. Seahawks coach Mike McDonald is off to a three and oh start. Blank is the only coach under the age of forty to start his career four and oh since the year two thousand. There's only been one coach to do it, Seahawks coach Mike McDonald off to the three and oh start, and Blank is the only coach under the age of forty to start their career four and oh since the year two thousand. That is the Insta trivia The answer next.
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Speaker 1: Yes, time out for the install Trivia with Mallard of a third degree on deck. And here is the question of the hour. Seex coach Mike McDonald off to way three and oh start thanks to the Miami Dolphins not showing up with their backup quarterback, and then he got hurt.
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Speaker 2: Blank is the only coach under age forty.
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Speaker 1: To start their career four and oh since the year two thousand, Since the year two thousand, the era of the NFL. Anything happened before the year two thousands, just irrelevant.
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Speaker 2: That is the question. What is the answer? Let's see does anyone know the answer?
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Speaker 1: Brutus the Barber beefcake from Rob in Vegas, Tim Wallack Expo legend from mister nice Guy, Hayden Fox from Andy of Lion o' Lakes Minnesota, Vincent Kay McMahon from Alf the Alien Opineer classic photo. There a couple of legends unless they're not. Who else do we have a page down? Joe Diffy from Eric Mick Cronin guessed by Ferg Dog of Finley's Burner account right there?
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Speaker 2: Who else do we have?
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Speaker 1: Justin in Cincinnati Sis He sent one with Brian Finley's pee wee coach as his answer. Fudgie went with some kind of Brian Finley, Doll, Chuck Pagano, guests by Ike in Roseville, Minnesota, Jim Mora from Miguel on Fire. All right, what say you quick guy? Yeah, Admiral Ackbar the correct answer for the Broncos. Josh McDaniels. Josh mcgiels. That didn't work out, so well, here we go, here we go. How about that?
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Speaker 5: To the third degree, this is one big gets grail.
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Speaker 7: At only twenty two years old, Red Star Elie de la Cruz became the first shortstop in NLB history to have a twenty five homer sixty five steal season. Afterwards, he told the media that he is eyeing the newly created fifty to fifty club and do you.
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Speaker 1: Think he could achieve that? Yes, because if you if you're motivating, he plays at ballpark where it's easy to hit home runs, he obviously can steal. He's as fast as anybody in baseball. So yeah, that's your motivation, of course, if your desire. We've seen it now. Well, this is the first time with Otani, but we we had last year. Akudo came close.
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Speaker 7: Next, Paul George made a podcast appearance over the weekend where by George he was asked what player under twenty five he would build a franchise around, and he was not allowed to pick Luka Donzik, Anthony Edwards or Victor win Benyama. Paul George went with Pallo Benchero.
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Speaker 2: Who would you make Ben?
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Speaker 1: I haven't thought about the NBA since last season, Coop, so I don't have an ending next Okay after five?
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Speaker 2: Well, I think about the NBA. It's it's September.
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Speaker 7: Come on, I write these before the Sunday four weeks of the college football season.
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Speaker 1: Who is your early favorite to win the highest cam Ward of Miami? Clearly he's the favorite cam Ward all the way, all day, all night. How do we do?
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Speaker 1: That's a win. He asked me about Benchero ben NBA? What's wrong with you? My gud
Speaker 1: Hello and welcome. It's our number two. You put the capital D on drama. You put the capital D on Dallas. The Ravens dominate the Cowboys of the final score and garbage time was not that close to the drama O Rama Ceedee Lamb got paid and he also got into the face of Dak Prescott, who also got paid. On the Cowboys sidelines something or nothing. Also, d Marcus Lawrence says the Cowboys will be fine once they stopped playing little league football?
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Speaker 2: Is it that simple?
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Speaker 1: And Jerry Jones says the Cowboys couldn't afford Derrick Henry. How does that one hit you? We'll get to all of that and more right now here. It is our number two, putting the capital D on drama. Welcome. In the beginning of another hour of the Ben Mahlor Show.
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Speaker 1: Should be an o supermarket Steve who somehow did not make it into the mass photograph we took at the Mallard Meeting meet, the last one we did in Vegas, and he and his wife were there, but they did not make the photo.
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Speaker 2: Bad job by them.
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Speaker 1: And there were other people that did not make the photo either that we were surprised somehow did not make it in. But our lead this hour coming from deep in the heart of Texas, and we go where the news of the day, Texas. And this is our post mortem on Week three of the NFL with two two games to go tonight, two games on the card, doubleheader Monday night football action. But as we continue our in depth frame by frames of Bruder film style breakdown a week three, a humdinger, humdinger of a story. Now Derreck Henry was on a rampage for the Ravens, the Poets no longer the Dead Poets Society, the Ravens waking up their one hundred and fifty one yards from Derreck Henry, and not one, but two touchdowns. Lamark Jackson picking a part the Dallas Cowboy defense selectively, he had a couple of scores. The Ravens jumped out to a massively the final score miss leading. Baltimore ends up winning twenty eight to twenty five. The game was not that close. It was not that close. So the Ravens get to win and the congratulations they're no longer winless one in two now Baltimore. But the better story, as it almost always is in the losing locker room. That is where the finger pointing is underway. Now, last week, before we get to the latest drama o rama, last week, Micah Parsons pointed out that the Cowboy defense didn't play hard. Now, that flustered Zimmer and McCarthy, the coach's defensive coordinator, head coach, and they came out and said, oh no, they played hard. They played hard, because that's like taboo for a coach. You can't say you didn't play hard. That's like the no, no, you can't say that because that's on you anyway. Nonetheless, so that was what happened last week. You had Micah Parsons saying the defense didn't play hard. Now this week, big money big money, big money in no way may stop wide receiver C. D.
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Speaker 2: Lamb.
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Speaker 1: He underscored the day, say he highlighted the day, how every want to say, first half red zone from mall inside the ten yard line, and that haunted the Cowboys as they attempted to frantically come back, which just amounted to a lot of garbage time stats. The issue was not just the fumble, It was the pouty face. It was the pouty face. He had terrible body language, and the body language tells a lot of the story. A lot of the stories the body language and so terrible body language. He also got into a verbal brew ha ha, a sideline rubar with Dak Prescott and longtime offensive lineman Zach Martin was also.
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Speaker 2: Involved at one point. So there's a lot going on.
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Speaker 1: Then after the game, Ceedee Lamb, was he man enough to go out and face the cameras and the microphones. No, he took the cowardly road and high tail it out of the locker room when the reporters entered, like you expected and to actually be there, Come on, what's wrong with you?
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Speaker 2: All right? So let us discuss the question.
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Speaker 1: Ceedee Lamb is Ceedee Lamb getting into it with Dak Prescott of the Cowboys something or nothing?
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Speaker 2: Is this just a one or two day stories. There's something more going on here.
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Speaker 1: So I've got Hasbro, Washington, Irving and Uk and we will combine all of these things together and we will go for a test drive.
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Speaker 2: Is what we're going to do now.
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Speaker 1: Num Burn Right, the arrow is pointing towards something, and it's something delicious. If you happen to be a gas bag or a blowheart, boys, this a great story. Just soak it all up right, all the flavors, all the juices. What a wonderful story this is because anarchy on the Cowboy ship. If you were hear the Cowboys coming apart of the seams in week two, Micah Parsons and the coaching staff in week three, Ceedee Lamb and Dak Prescott. Wow, how great is this? How great is now? Jerry Jones, who is the maestro of the drama O Rama, Jerry Jones did it again? Jerry because he suffers from fomo fear of missing out. God forbid Dak Prescott go to another team and lose in the first round every year, or Ceedee Lamb go somewhere else and flop in big games. No, no, no, no, you got to keep the band together, right, So we kept the band together, this iconic group of abject failures. The worst you think about. The Cowboy's not gonna win anything this year. And this will be the record. This is going to beat the record for the longest run of incompetence by a quarterback with one team not getting to a championship game, a conference championship game. Dak Prescott's gonna have that record. So that you got Dak on one side, ceedee lamb on it. These guys both got they both got paid their loggerheads. You've got the rotn Mike McCarthy, clueless Mike on the sidelines, lame duck head coach, dazed and confused. All this is going on defense garbage garbage defense. Right generally speaking, the Cowboys are you know what they are? They're a Hasbro team. The star players are there there Hasbro guys. It's a spin off of My Pony. I know Brian, Brian over there loves my Pony. It's a spin off of My Pony. It's the show Pony. It's a show pony because ceedee lamb. When you do what he did. You're a show pony, that's the way to describe it, right, You're you're there when you know, when the things are.
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Speaker 2: Going well, you're out in front.
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Speaker 1: Like is it true that had the Cowboys won that game and Ceedee Lamb had a massive statistical game, he would have been out there doing a pirouet on the catwalk if Dallas had won, of course, of course, but they lost, and so you know, kind of rhetorical question.
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Speaker 2: They lost, and.
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Speaker 1: So he hops, skips and jumps out of there when the media is there rather than taking questions. And he can't even pretend, at least Dak Prescott pretends Dak's terrible too. But Dak could just gives some tired cliches, is what he does. But ceedeo am he doesn't show up to camp, he gets paid, and then when the going gets tough, he high tails it out of there and makes his teammates have to answer questions because he can't.
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Speaker 2: Be bothered with that.
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Speaker 1: That's what we call a bad teammate, kids, all right now, Page two saying in Dallas, more of the rhetoric. You have veteran edge rusher DeMarcus Lawrence, who told the media that he believes the Cowboys haven't been playing to the best of their abilities. Really you think so, But they'll get back on track.
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Speaker 2: He said. Quote, here's the money quote, once we.
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Speaker 1: Get out of playing little league football. I thought it was Paul Border. He said, little league football and get back to playing pro football. We'll be all right, the Cowboy defensive players, said de Marcus Lawrence, saying the Cowboys will be fine once they stopped playing little league football.
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Speaker 2: Is it that simple? So I'm gonna shake my head no on this.
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Speaker 1: It is not that simple because you have deep rooted fundamental issues on both sides of the ball, as we have documented here with Ceedee Lamb and his issues Dak Prescott going back and forth there. But you also have the defense where Baltimore and New Orleans treated them like Plato and manipulated them in the words that hit are the words of the late Washington Irving, a classic, the legend of sleepy Hollow, because that would sum up the Dallas Cowboys that they're sleepy and they're hollow. They don't show up on defense in the week two, according to Michael Parsons, in Week three, they're just hollow, just hollow, and you you checked, as the kids like to say, check the receipts.
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Speaker 2: There and it's not good. Not good? All right? Now?
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Speaker 1: Final point after the loss, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was asked why why he did not pursue Derrick Henry in free agency and his answer was short and sweet. In fact, he said all of four words. He said, we couldn't afford Derrick Henry is what he said.
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Speaker 2: Close quote.
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Speaker 1: Then he gives some weird analogy about like a house, like he already had a house, but they didn't really have a house because they added Zeke Elliots, so it's not like they actually had a house, not a good house. It was more like a like a shanty townhouse situation anyway, all right, so Jerry Jones again, Jerry Jones says, the Cowboys could not afford Derrick Henry. How does that one hit you? How does that one hit you?
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Speaker 4: So?
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Speaker 1: Right out of the UK? Terry and England can back me up on this. I haven't seen a lot of trash talk from Terry and England. He's a forty nine er fan. I guess he's keeping quiet.
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Speaker 2: I don't blame him. I'd hide too if I was a forty nine er fan, that's pretty embarrassing. My god, rams.
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Speaker 1: Missing two offensive linemen, two wide receivers, a couple of guys on defense and they beat the forty nine as well. Anyway. Jerry Jones again, Jerry Jones saying, hey, it's we didn't have the money and all that stuffuldnt afford him. But it is out of the UK's called there's a term they use in the UK's called porky pies, which are lies. Right, It's a version of the truth, as we like to say, just not the whole truth and definitely not nothing but the truth.
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Speaker 2: That's the reality here.
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Speaker 1: The salary cap, as we have learned, I had the epiphany years ago, the pifhany years ago. The reality is that we are salary cap truthers. The salary cap is something very easily to manipulate. It's a myth. It's a fiction that is used. It has been weaponized by NFL teams if they want to get rid of an unwanted player salary cap, if they don't want to spend money on a play salary cap. But we know because we've seen it. The voodoo economics, the voodoo bugaloo economics of it all that you simply restructure some contracts. You move roster bonuses around into signing bonuses, You add voidable years, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. You renegotiate certain deals, and all of a sudden, you can sign whoever you want to your heart's desire. Where there's a will, there's a way. And Jerry Jones did not have any motivation. If I remember correctly, Derrick Henry essentially said the Cowboys never made him an offer. He wanted to play for the Cowboys, but they didn't want it. Now, it's yet to be determined how this story ends with Derrick Henry does have a lot of miles on the odometer, and typically running backs when they get to a certain point, their production goes.
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Speaker 2: Down, down, down, down, down, does limbo? How low can you go?
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Speaker 1: However, you and I both know that Derek Henry looked amazing for the most part against the Cowboys on Sunday. Now, how much of that is the Cowboys defense and how much of that is Derek Henry, Well, that's to be determined. But that's where we are right now. It is the Bane Maler Show. We thank you for hanging out with us. We know you have options, not good ones, but we're here for you all night, five nights a week, and then really eight days a week because I do the podcast on the weekends, the Fifth Hour podcast, which is up and running. I even got a TV show now, it's crazy. Maybe not after this week and more mediocre picks against the spread. I'm waiting for my big Baffosaco weekend. This could be it now. I mentioned Dak Prescott and Cedeu am getting into it. Well, Dak has issued a bit of a manifesto. I don't know if that's the right word for It's a small manifesto, but Dak Prescott has a warning. What is Dak Prescott's warning to cowboy fans?
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Speaker 2: Did you see this? Do you hear about this?
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Speaker 4: No?
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Speaker 1: You didn't, arguod I'll fill you in on that. We'll get to it, and we will do it next.
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Speaker 1: Mallarly third degree that'll be coming your way as we continue slicing up.
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Speaker 2: The world of pro football.
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Speaker 1: Justin and Cincinnati says, is the David Bell Monologue Hour three? No, I think that's our chances that Dick and Dayton realize the Reds got rid of David Bell or manager. Probably not really high, probably not really high A. So I did want to say before I forget here. This guy lived a long life. He was actually an influence on me. Al McCoy, the voice of the Phoenix Suns for years. He died over the weekend too his nineties. Had been the voice of the Suns for like fifty years, and I met him several times over the years and tell some of these stories on the podcast. But he was a very nice a very nice guy. To me and a long time. I think it's the longest tenured NBA play by playgos He and Chick Hern, who was doing the Laker games, were.
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Speaker 2: There forever masshole.
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Speaker 1: Mickey writes in says, if Eddie was doing the updates, I'm sure he would hear updates on the NHL preseason score.
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Speaker 2: Well, there's a positive right there. I didn't realize there's a positive. Ed He's not here. We don't have to hear the score. Good, all right.
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Speaker 1: Mickey in State forty eight says, Dak's warning the Cowboy fans. He says, once you go Dak, you can't go back. Nosterdina says it's glorious watching the train wrecks that are the Cowboys and forty nine ers. It's the Seahawks rising time. Oh you just wait, No streudenas you just wait? Oh yeah, reality, you got Geno Smith.
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Speaker 2: Good luck, good luck. There are limits.
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Speaker 1: It's like restrict your plate racing when you have Geno Smith as your quarterback. Benito the Cowboy fan, long suffering Cowboy fan, says, you're right about the Cowboys. Bro, it's been a clown show these last two games. Enjoyable clown show for show. Let's go to the phones with say hello to Eenie Meenie miney mo. Let's say hello to Angry Bill, who's in Florida. Hello Angry Bill, Good morning to everybody.
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Speaker 4: I couldn't give a damn about the sports.
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Speaker 1: My Giants one, my Jets one, my Mets one, my Yankees one.
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Speaker 4: But how cute was Katon Clark on Saturday Night Lives. Did you see?
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Speaker 2: Thank you for that.
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Speaker 1: Let's go to hollering James, who's in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
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Speaker 2: Hello, hollering James. You slipping again? Yeah, that's a yes. At least he's got the show on. I can hear. I had the clown show there in the background. Been a while ago, but there's a long delay here. He's not snowing that much though.
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Speaker 1: Right now sounds like he's not breathing at all.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, there he is right there. Hi James, Yeah, yeah, oh Hi?
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Speaker 1: He said didn't he say he said something? He said like hi to me? Didn't he sounds like he said hi to me, James. Tammy Montana's here. She wants to talk to you, James. I know, I know you're trying to you know, trying to be he us, your sexy voice, James, I know whoa James. You're a stallion. Calm down, James, Please, whoa.
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Speaker 2: James?
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Speaker 4: This is my love hands on my.
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Speaker 2: Sleep talk.
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Speaker 1: Did he say something about a fish stick? I thought he said something about love or something. It's like very bizarre. Yeah, I don't know. All right, Well, thank you. I'm glad we took that call. Good old James, he never disappoints. Well, Dak Prescott, he has a warning for you, cowboy fan. Yeah, you talking to you, Benito, the long suffern cowboy fan and all the others. Dak Prescott as he was sashating his way off the field following yet another gutless effort by the Dallas Cowboys, something that Dak has become accustomed two over the years. Well, he was wandering through the bottles of Jerry's world, and he has said but now, but before we get to the statement, I don't want to hear any of these idiots say, well, the Cowboys almost came back, they almost won the that was garbage time. It was twenty eighth to six going to the fourth quarter. Twenty eight to six going to the fourth quarter. Game was over over, over over, and so congratulations Dak. Has anyone had better numbers in the fourth quarter of blowout games than Dak Prescott.
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Speaker 2: He did it again.
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Speaker 1: Dak Prescott had one hundred and eighty seven yards passing in two touchdowns in the fourth quarter alloon in the fourth quarter. He had those that the stats. I'm not making that up. You can double check. One hundred and eighty seven yards and two touchdowns in the fourth quarter for Dak Prescott, very similar to what he did against the Green Bay Packers in that playoff game where he had the final numbers didn't look quite as bad because he had a out of Garber's temps says, anyway, get to the point, please, all right, here's the point. So Dak Prescott had a five word warning as he was walking off the field the Ravens dominating the Cowboys, and what did he say? Dak Prescott said, quote jump off if you want quotes. Quote jump off if you want what exactly you jumping off? The vomit comment? Is that where you're jumping off? Like, hey, Dak, spoiler alert, spoiler alert, You guys blow that's the reality, Dak.
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Speaker 2: Come on, it's ridiculous, jump it all.
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Speaker 1: What do you what are you afraid of. If you're a Cowboy fan, you clearly are not to jump off type, right. I mean, the Cowboys have sucked for a generation in terms of playoff performance. Think about the teams that have had a couple of good years now and again that have won Super Bowls and the Dallas Cowboys, who for the most part have had decent regular season teams and going back a generation over, actually a generation's giving them credit because the generation is twenty five years.
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Speaker 2: It's longer than that.
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Speaker 1: Now it's a generation plus where the Dallas Cowboys have been blah and Dak Prescott's say, oh yeah.
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Speaker 2: This, I'm warning, jump off, jump off if you want.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, mass max mass eccidents of Cowboy fans guess.
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Speaker 2: Me, I'm out, I'm done, I'm out of here. Co later and uh yeah.
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Speaker 1: But here's the odd thing, and this is an unpopular opinion, it's a developing take, but for the Cowboys to truly ever get good again, there has to be a fan revolt. You canna say the fans don't matter, but all I know is that as a Dodger fan, the Dodgers were very mediocre. They had this guy named Frank McCourt. This parking weasel who owned the team and was a tightwad and didn't know what he was doing, and so the people stopped showing up. The Dodgers have always either led baseball or been number two or number three in a tenants and usually they leave baseball in at ten. Used to be the Cardinals, but the Dodgers for the most part of lead baseball in attens. And there was about a four year period where the fans stopped showing up, they stopped watching the games on TV, and Bud Selick was the Commissioner of Baseball and freaked out. And the people at Baseball like, wait a minute, this is our cash cow. We're killing our cash cow. What is going on? And so they forced this guy, Frank McCourt to sell the team. And then after that the Dodgers have been in the playoffs every year. They had this one World Series, and they'll win another one. Maybe not this year, but they'll win another one. Glory times for the Dodgers every year. This is what I'm trying to get Angels fans to do, but the Angels aren't. I'm telling you it works, but yeah, but they're not as important to baseball as the Dodgers. That is true, but you had the ultimate You had the ultimate f you from your owner. He said, I'm gonna sell the team. Sich, aren't Marina the only I'm gonna sell the team? Just kidding suckers. Were they against for worst team of the year or from all time?
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Speaker 2: Right?
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Speaker 1: Well, the the White Sox are far and away. The worst team is the Chicago White Sox, but the Angels are and then even the second one, like the Marlins are the second worst, but they're at the bottom. They're boring, just a bad franchise. Yeah, boring, boring boy.
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Speaker 2: Anyway, it is the Ben Malord Show.
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Speaker 1: As we are continuing on chopping down these overnight hours, it will take some more of these amazing phone calls. Oh my god, sleeping WNBA, talk my god. This is the scraping the bottom of the barrel. But right now, speaking of that, let's get over to these sports new the desk right now and a man who was wearing free clothing that he picked up at different sporting events, A had and a shirt.
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Speaker 6: We say, yeah, when I was working at the US Open, I was an MC on court seventeen Flushing Meadows.
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Speaker 2: They gave me these these shirts.
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Speaker 1: Flushing Meadows.
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Speaker 2: Do you know where that's from? Yeah, the toilet, the rug rats where they sent Grandpa.
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Speaker 6: Really, that's the city in New York. Stop at Flushing Meadows.
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Speaker 1: You're lying, You're you're on the air, Lorena, Loraina.
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Speaker 2: People listening. Have you never been to New York?
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Speaker 1: Lorena.
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Speaker 6: It's right near the Mets Stadium, by the way.
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Speaker 1: It's I was about to say it was. It was a type of hole, but it's it's not the greatest place. A lot of chop shops. Well, it used to be. They when the Mets played at Chase Stadium, there was all chop shops around here.
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Speaker 2: I don't know if it's still like that anymore. But usually I don't go out that way, you know.
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Speaker 1: I try to avoid LaGuardia, you know, you know when you're finding it, even in the Kennedy you have to drive by that area to get into the city.
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Speaker 6: So, yeah, when was a lot time you were there? Ben in New York?
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Speaker 2: Uh, two years ago somewhere.
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Speaker 1: My brother lives there, So okay, every so often, got it? Yeah, I got to Boston more. I go there more.
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Speaker 6: Usually I was thinking, like you and I could do like a malur fanatic group meet and greet. Do you want to do that or like, so my people with my people and your people? Who are your people? They are in the underworld, the undercurrent of the social media landscape of.
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Speaker 2: Twitter, and they named some of them. Well, I think you know who is at the top of the list.
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Speaker 6: Theres uh ferg Dog is.
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Speaker 1: It has been told to me by Larina off there that we think that that is actually you, that that is your That's what she told me off here, that you are actually running a burner account as fer Dog, and you pull it off really well.
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Speaker 6: Not as well as Jonas pulls it off on the weekends with his burner accounts.
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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, when he tracked himself. It's a second hour in a row. You've mentioned Jonas. I've noticed that he's a good guy.
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Speaker 5: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
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Speaker 1: Fun five five five fun, fun, fun, fun fun fun Fun, Man Maller fun. Fact Well, DeShawn Watson is the aforementioned quarterback.
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Speaker 2: Now he's bad, he's bad, but he's actually.
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Speaker 1: Somehow worse than every other suckbag Brown's quarterback. They've had in one category at least Deshaun Watson.
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Speaker 2: To the beginning of the year.
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Speaker 5: Here.
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Speaker 2: You can go down any kind of stat you want here.
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Speaker 1: But Deshaun Watson's EPA, and that's a nerd stat per drop back weeks one through three, the worst of any Browns quarterback to start a season since the year two thousand at least. Now that includes the likes of Brian Hoyer, Kelly hoakm these are great names, Josh McCown, Trent Dilfer, Colt McCoy, Jacoby Brissett, and on and on and on and on and on. But wait, there's more fun fuc number two. Fun facts number two mal fun fact. Deshaun Watson has thrown for three hundred yards in zero out of fifteen starts with the Browns Joe Flacco last season in six games through for five five of the six games, three hundred plus yards, five out of six, same players around him, same coaches, same uniform, Deshaun Watson, zero out of fifteen for the Browns Joe Flacco three hundred yards five out of six last season.
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Speaker 2: That is the fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun. Putting the fun in fun fact.
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Speaker 4: But it's nice to see other people tuning in as well.
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Speaker 1: I got my email, I opened my inbox and I saw I got a message from Andrea. You hooked me up your newsletter, right, You sent me that.
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Speaker 4: My Fall Equinox Astrology newsletter. And it has all the mercury retrograde dates for this year and actually into next year. So information is power. So I thought that would help everyone to know that as well. And we're in a clip season, so let people know about the full moons and so on. And you know, just timing is everything, just a map of optimum timing. So I always like to do the newsletters around the equinox and solstice. So yes, fall Equinox basically day and night of equal lengths and football season. Still getting over the Niners game. But before I forget another great benny versus the penny.
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Speaker 1: Thank you appreciate that the show is better than my picks. But that's fine. It's all about the entertainment value of the show.
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Speaker 2: It's we're all about and.
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Speaker 4: The opposite of the Midas touch. I got to kick out of that. That was all.
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Speaker 1: Thank you, And immediately Sean McVay made me look like a jack ass by going out and beating your forty nine ers, but so'll be it.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, that was tough in the fourth quarter.
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Speaker 1: Just just for the record, at the time I said that I was accurate. At the time I said it was accurate, So I was accurate. Now, when you think of fall, yes, you think I think of football. I think of like leaves turning colors. That doesn't happen where we are, but leaves turning.
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Speaker 2: Colors, right, I think of that, Yes, Mike.
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Speaker 1: My friend Arnie, Arnie says, I have to go to Vermont when the leaves change the colors there.
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Speaker 2: I got I gotta go there.
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Speaker 1: Everything dies in the in winter, so changed nice color like orange and all that, and then having drops dead.
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Speaker 4: You know what's interesting. And before I forget the Malad Militia, would like a copy of the Free Strology newsletter. Just let me know.
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Speaker 1: And you not, Brian, he's not eligible because he's not a member of the Mallad Militia. He's the Findly Fanatics. So sorry, Brian, you're not allowed to tell you.
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Speaker 4: I don't know if they have to be members there.
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Speaker 1: Okay, listen to your show.
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Speaker 4: That's what I like. And now that you mentioned it, a special discount for those who listen to the All Show. All right, then show.
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Speaker 2: From the Astrology lady. She's made making a deal there about that?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, happy to do that. In the Leaves, hey, I grew up in New York and I love the leaves and you know, we actually drove down to New Hampshire one year or many moons ago when I was a kid, and it was even more beautiful there.
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Speaker 2: So yeah, that's what Arnie. Arnie says. I mean, he's in Vermont, but he says, you got to go. There's one road.
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Speaker 1: That's why they filmed the New Beetle Juice up in his neck of the woods there in Vermont.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it's I mean, we're you know, I still see some really beautiful leaves here in the Bay Area. But you know, new York was great. My dad used to mail me leaves from New York. What I was like, missed them?
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Speaker 1: Wow, that's the next level, Dad, What are gonna mail your daughter leaves? I know, leaves, leaves?
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Speaker 2: Did they survive the trip?
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Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah. People who weren't from these didn't quite understand the fascination with leaves. I lived in a student co op and I put them all around my room, And to this day, if I see a leaf, I'll think, you know, my dad favorite world.
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Speaker 2: Very nice, very nice.
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Speaker 4: I love nature. It's nice to be tuned in, all.
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Speaker 2: Right, all right, very nice.
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Speaker 1: But Andrew, thank you, and again virgo in service there on X. You are the sports sourceress, the astrologery lady.
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Speaker 2: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: All right, that's right there you are, go away, there she goes. Time Now for the insta trivia. We'll do this to suck up to our friends in Seattle. Seahawks coach Mike McDonald had a farm EI e i O. Seahawks coach Mike McDonald is off to a three and oh start. Blank is the only coach under the age of forty to start his career four and oh since the year two thousand. There's only been one coach to do it, Seahawks coach Mike McDonald off to the three and oh start, and Blank is the only coach under the age of forty to start their career four and oh since the year two thousand. That is the Insta trivia The answer next.
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Speaker 6: Ben Malor Show by No Means is a one person effort. You are invited to communicate with those of us on this side of the microphone. You can follow Ben on x at Ben Malor. You can also follow our executive producer Coop de Loop justin Cooper and he is on x at uh bronco fan team that just won a game. Your messages are prized some more than others, and if they are pretty good, Ben, we'll read them all right, Stop talking, please now back to Big Ben.
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Speaker 1: Yes, time out for the install Trivia with Mallard of a third degree on deck. And here is the question of the hour. Seex coach Mike McDonald off to way three and oh start thanks to the Miami Dolphins not showing up with their backup quarterback, and then he got hurt.
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Speaker 2: Blank is the only coach under age forty.
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Speaker 1: To start their career four and oh since the year two thousand, Since the year two thousand, the era of the NFL. Anything happened before the year two thousands, just irrelevant.
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Speaker 2: That is the question. What is the answer? Let's see does anyone know the answer?
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Speaker 1: Brutus the Barber beefcake from Rob in Vegas, Tim Wallack Expo legend from mister nice Guy, Hayden Fox from Andy of Lion o' Lakes Minnesota, Vincent Kay McMahon from Alf the Alien Opineer classic photo. There a couple of legends unless they're not. Who else do we have a page down? Joe Diffy from Eric Mick Cronin guessed by Ferg Dog of Finley's Burner account right there?
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Speaker 2: Who else do we have?
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Speaker 1: Justin in Cincinnati Sis He sent one with Brian Finley's pee wee coach as his answer. Fudgie went with some kind of Brian Finley, Doll, Chuck Pagano, guests by Ike in Roseville, Minnesota, Jim Mora from Miguel on Fire. All right, what say you quick guy? Yeah, Admiral Ackbar the correct answer for the Broncos. Josh McDaniels. Josh mcgiels. That didn't work out, so well, here we go, here we go. How about that?
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Speaker 5: To the third degree, this is one big gets grail.
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Speaker 7: At only twenty two years old, Red Star Elie de la Cruz became the first shortstop in NLB history to have a twenty five homer sixty five steal season. Afterwards, he told the media that he is eyeing the newly created fifty to fifty club and do you.
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Speaker 1: Think he could achieve that? Yes, because if you if you're motivating, he plays at ballpark where it's easy to hit home runs, he obviously can steal. He's as fast as anybody in baseball. So yeah, that's your motivation, of course, if your desire. We've seen it now. Well, this is the first time with Otani, but we we had last year. Akudo came close.
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Speaker 7: Next, Paul George made a podcast appearance over the weekend where by George he was asked what player under twenty five he would build a franchise around, and he was not allowed to pick Luka Donzik, Anthony Edwards or Victor win Benyama. Paul George went with Pallo Benchero.
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Speaker 2: Who would you make Ben?
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Speaker 1: I haven't thought about the NBA since last season, Coop, so I don't have an ending next Okay after five?
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Speaker 2: Well, I think about the NBA. It's it's September.
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Speaker 7: Come on, I write these before the Sunday four weeks of the college football season.
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Speaker 1: Who is your early favorite to win the highest cam Ward of Miami? Clearly he's the favorite cam Ward all the way, all day, all night. How do we do?
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Speaker 2: That's a wind fail this edition?
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Speaker 1: That's a win. He asked me about Benchero ben NBA? What's wrong with you? My gud
