Bracket 4 - Kaervek vs Sentry vs Konrad vs Teneb

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Welcome back to another episode of Generic Commander.
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This week, we're actually recording this live
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on Ham's Twitch channel, but we're playing Bracket
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4. So we're playing more powerful than normal,
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even though you've seen all these decks at least
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once before. Russ, what commander are you playing?
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So I'm bringing back an old favorite of mine,
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the Sentry, Golden Guardian. It's a 5 -5 with
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flying, vigilance, and indestructible. When it
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enters the battlefield, target opponent gets
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to create the void. a legendary 5 -5 black horror
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villain creature token with flying indestructible
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and the void attacks each turn if able so if
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i do my job correctly uh i will be able to flicker
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the century multiple times giving you all five
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fives to hit each other with meanwhile i have
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my five five that i can just block with with
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vigilance um and then it gets stinkier from there
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because it's mono white and i like to do mean
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things so um be prepared for my favorite combo
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excellent the one that ham hates the most oh
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you gotta narrow it down man my hate i have so
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much hatred in my heart for so many combos oh
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man well there there's a hundred percent of heliot
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we'll just go there oh yeah i got you all right
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I'm also realizing that before I started recording,
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I didn't get my hand figured out, which normally
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we do mulligans before pressing record usually,
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but I'm just so hyped and so amped about being
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live again that I just didn't do that. So I'm
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going to do that while I intro my deck, unless,
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Russ, you had more to discuss sentry -wise. No,
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but I would like to point out that we are all
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going to be at MagicCon Atlanta, and I believe
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we're doing a live taping there as well. So if
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you're able to make it, come hang out with us
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in Creator Corner. Heck yeah. I'll even let you
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hold my hand up for me, and I'll just read it
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from your hands. I'm going to keep this. This
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is an aggressive keep, but I'm going to go for
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it. All right. All right, so my deck. So this
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is bracket four. And the reason that I wanted
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to do a bracket four is because I've built a
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couple of Grixis decks recently, and they've
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been rude. And they've ended up just being incidentally
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rude. And I decided to consolidate them into
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one, like, super -powered, like, just douche
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monster. And I, of course, picked Kefka Courtmage
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as my commander. This is a 5 -drop that forces
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everybody to discard and can draw me tons of
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cards. So as a reanimator player, I benefit from
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the discard. Hopefully you guys don't. I get
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card advantage, fill my graveyard, just be stinky
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and gross. And so... Because it's bracket four,
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I decided to grab all of the awful, heinous reanimation
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monsters. I've got Toxral in here. I've got Turgrit
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in here. I have Ulamog, what is it, Ulamog the
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Defiler. I've got that thing in here. I've got
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that and Arden. So I do have that, like, you're
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not dead, but you don't have anything on the
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board anymore action. Because, like, Annihilator
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10 would be like that. So I'm doing all that
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nonsense. So, yeah, Benji, I know, fair enough.
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No, so, as I said, I'm going to try. my damnedest
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to be an absolute monster in this game that is
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my goal because kefka court mage just does that
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no matter what like this card is just an absolute
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monster even if you try to build like a bracket
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to kefka it ends up playing like a pretty decent
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bracket three no matter what because that's if
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you can cast the commander it's gonna it's gonna
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be good um so that's what i'm going for So yeah,
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I'm going to be a monster. And I've got more
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game changers in here than I have in any of my
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other decks. Many of which I absolutely hate.
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Turgrid being the big one, Pwn. When I realized
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I have a copy of Turgrid and I haven't actually...
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I've never actually played it because I hate
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that card so much. But I was like, you know what?
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If I'm ever going to, this is the time. Especially
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using a commander that forces my opponents to
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discard stuff. So yeah, that could be pretty
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gross. So I'm looking forward to it. So Jolly,
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what you up to, baby? Playing Karavek the Merciless.
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Now for those of you who don't know Karavek the
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Merciless. Human Shaman. It's a 5 -4 and it's
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mana cost is 5 and 2 thirds survive. And whenever
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an opponent casts a spell. Karavek deals damage
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equal to that spell's mana value to any target.
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Right. And so this is one of my favorite commanders.
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Because it. incentivizes me to run omen machine
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which is a card that just forces people to cast
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spells whether they want to or not so my goal
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is to make y 'all cast spells so i can kill you
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with them um and that's that's it and so it's
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it's a bracket four because there's just so much
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ramp um essentially i'm just trying to get out
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care back as fast as possible and ruin the game
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um but that's no What are you doing? Is it something
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unique or cool? Or is it... Well, of course it's
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something unique or cool. It's Conrad. Oh, yeah,
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yeah, yeah. Man, we are really living up to our
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name today. Yeah, pretty much. Hey, Conrad is
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generic for us, but it's not generic to the overall
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Magic community. Even though, because most people
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just put Conrad in the 99, they don't make him
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their commander. Well, that's because they're
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playing Magic wrong. my phone right now and see
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where conrad is on eda i think he's like 350
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or something like that but when you say most
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people you mean most people who have black in
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their color identity put that card in their 99
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and they should frankly but like yeah the vast
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majority of players who can do yeah but conrad
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for me is the best commander that has ever commanded
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even if he loses he's still better than everyone
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else This deck is actually more underpowered
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than it could be because I decided to go and
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lean into just putting pretty cards in here.
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So, like, I have all of Commander Clutch and
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Black in here. I have the Tiny Bone Secret Lair,
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the one where it was the Discard Secret Lair.
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I have that in there, so it's not super focused,
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but it's still a lot of fun, and I still have,
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you know, the infinite combos that win the game
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because, of course, I do. Except, unlike Russ's,
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mine are thematic to my Commander. There it goes.
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Also, apologies for anybody who is listening
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to this on Spotify or watching on YouTube. Because
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we are live, I do plan on interacting with Chad
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a little bit. So that is to say, hi, Summer.
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Good to see you. All right. And congratulations
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on being a chemist. That's freaking rad. I know,
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right? So feel free to chat with the chat guys.
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Like, I see zero issue with that. Yeah. Yeah.
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All right. And do check us out on podcasts. Yes.
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Wherever you get your podcasts, you can get an
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audio version of this show every week. That is
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a thing. Yeah. And if you give me your address,
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I'll just mail a copy of our podcast to you directly,
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as well as some other mystery prizes. On A -Track.
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Yep. All right. On A -Track. So let's go small
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mode and start the game. All right. Before you
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get too far off schedule, because I already feel
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like we are. Oh, yeah, for sure. No, this is
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bracket four. It'll be fine. Yeah, if we're ever
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going to have a quick game, this will be it.
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That said, we never have quick games. So, yeah,
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here we are. All right. Draw, play Plains Return,
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and pass. Okay. Fair and balanced magic. As it
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should be. All right, I'm going to draw and be
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super stoked about the thing I just drew. I'm
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going to drop a Multiversal Passage, and as this
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enters, I'm going to choose a basic land type.
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I'm going to say Island. And this is now an island,
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and I'm going to pay two life so it comes in
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untapped. Puts me down to 38. And then I shall
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double check, make sure that's an instant, and
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pass the turn. All right. I mean, what? So we
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know it's not a counter spell. Got it. Y 'all
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want to know something that never comes in tapped?
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Snarls. Here's a foreboding ruin. I'm going to
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reveal a mountain, and then it's just going to
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be fine right there. But aside from that, I'm
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done. You haven't played Stacks enough with Russ
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if you thought Snarls never came in untapped.
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Oh, my goodness. Love it. I have never seen a
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Snarl intertapped. They're good lands, and everyone
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else is not only wrong, but also dumb. I'm playing
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slow today because I kept a greedy hand. Just
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another land impasse. Hey, on someone's go with
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the raid. Thank you so much. Appreciate you.
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Welcome, Raiders. Thank you. We're playing Commander
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in a generic fashion. I'm going to play Plains
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for a turn. You know what? I'm good there. I
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pass. On your end step. I'm going to play this
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instant. I'm going to play a consider. I can
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just surveil one, then draw a card. Let's take
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a look. I do have a response to your consider.
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Yeah? Let's flash in a Bowmasters. Fuck that
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card forever, but we're playing bracket. So here
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we go. Fair enough. I told you. I told you. In
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the pre -chat, in the pre -chat, we were talking
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about cursing. And I said, listen, we all say
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our things, but nobody curses more than when
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Ham is talking about a card he doesn't like.
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Oh, my God, yes. Oh, yeah. I fucking hate that
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card. I fucking hate that card. I'm going to
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leave that on top and draw it. Yep. So, with
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the ETB, I'm going to hit Jolly for one. With
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the draw, I'm going to hit Russ for one. Hey,
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sick. Okay, cool. Like how he didn't even hit
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the guy who drew. What the fuck? I enabled it.
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Yeah. Okay, for the record, if you're ever...
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Public service announcement. You know what? I'm
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even going to go freaking big mode for this because
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I believe in it very, very strongly. If you are
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trying to keep it fair and focusing on life totals
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in Commander, if someone did damage to themselves
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because of their mana base, hit them fucking
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harder. Don't give them a pass. Anyway. Yes.
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with my deck i want everyone to be alive as long
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as possible so i get as much conrad damage as
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possible which is fair i guess but literally
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just don't like don't be like oh well they like
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they're at 35 so i should not so i should go
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easy on them when they like shock fetched ancient
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tomb or whatever like no don't give them anyway
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hold on I'm sorry. I just want to say that I'm
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the one who does this, and people ignore me after
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the fact. Ham is being a hypocrite right now.
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There's 100 -plus episodes where I'm ignored
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because I've shock -fetched myself into oblivion.
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I know, which is why I'm mad about it. I know.
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That's why I hate it because I've seen it. It's
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going to happen again. Because I've gotten got
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by it so many damn times. Let's go, baby. All
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right. So I'm sorry. Russ, that was your end
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step, so I get to – it's actually my turn. Y
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'all are waiting on me. All right. Yeah. Untap,
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upkeep, and or draw. uh i'm gonna go ahead and
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play a swamp as my land for turn is it do i want
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to do more i'm debating in a masterful fashion
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um yeah i think i do i'm gonna pay two and i'm
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gonna play in a cursed marauder this is a uh
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a zombie warrior it is a two one for two and
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when it enters the battlefield each player sacrifices
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a non -token creature Then I'm gonna pass that
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crap jolly take it away. However, will I get
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that back in my mono black? I know but Keep draw
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buddy. I'm gonna tell you right now. I got two
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mana and arachnos charm in my hand I'm a big
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fan. I got the two land hand because of that
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bow masters and I didn't drop my third land but
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I did draw something I like even more. It's just
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like a game of generic commander. Block that
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card forever as well. Anyway, it's fine. You
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know, at the beginning of each end step, if an
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opponent loses two or more life this turn, it
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gets a quest counter. Once it has three or more
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quest counters, that player loses two life, and
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I gain two life whenever, you know, a card goes
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to the graveyard from anywhere. Yeah, there are
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a handful of cards that are, like, balanced for
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standard, and, like, clearly, when they were
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designing them, had never considered Commander,
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and I feel like that's one of those, because
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it's like, what the hell? Anyway. Ham, take two.
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That's fair. Yeah, as you should. Thank you for
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listening. All right. Yeah, I'm going to go down
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to 36. Yeah. That was just more because you made
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me get rid of my Bowmasters too early. I sure
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did. I didn't even make it to his first birthday.
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Yeah, we'll do it again. Don't worry. But, Rust,
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it's all you. I really need Rust to have some
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enchantment removal, because I for sure do not.
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Play pretty plans for turn. Excellent. If Russ
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doesn't have enchantment removal, we're all in
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for a hard time. Play a Phyrexian sensor. To
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3 -3, each player can't cast more than one non
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-Phyrexian spell per turn. Non -Phyrexian creatures
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enter the battlefield town. Pass. Okay. Yeah.
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If you know me, you know where this is going.
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It's going to the thing you just did? Yeah? Yeah.
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That is correct. All right. I'm going to play
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a Shipwreck Marsh as my land for turn. This is
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the slow land that's blue and black. I am then
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going to play my first non -Phyrexian spell,
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which is going to be a Bitter Triumph targeting
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the Phyrexian Sensor. This one does. Yep. And
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I'm going to go ahead and discard Arden the Usurper
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in order to pay for that. And then he's going
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to play Reanimate and bring back Arden the Usurper.
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I have no idea what you're talking about. Yeah,
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I'm absolutely doing exactly that. No, it's Charm.
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Exile your Graveyard. Yep. Fair enough. Let's
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just bite that bullet real quick. All right.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. And
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then, yeah. Is that all players or just Target?
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Exile all cards from Target players. Target players.
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Love that. All right, cool. Yeah, Jolly, take
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it away. All right. Untap, upkeep, a Drakon,
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a Kark. Jukabug. Hit Jarvis. You know what? Awesome.
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What up? I'm gonna play... I'm gonna play a Jarvis
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favorite. Here's a Dragon Skull Summit. I'm gonna
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pay three mana for a Descent and two Avernus.
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Fuck you and fuck everything you stand for. Um,
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for two and one... Look, we got Jarvis to do
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it too. Now we gotta put in the Russ Hates and
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then y 'all will be loath to find one that I
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hate. At the beginning of my upkeep, put two
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Descent counters on Descent and two Avernus.
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Then each player makes... X treasures and they
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take X damage where X is the number of descent
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counters upon a midnight dreary. I am otherwise
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done cheetle. Go ahead, Jarvis. You know something
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I realized and we have to go back. When I hit
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ham for two, I never put the counter on my blood
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chief ascension. What? So I'm doing that now.
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Damn you. Hold on. No, no, no. It's bracket four.
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It actually is a may ability. I'm not going to
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let you have that one, Jarvis. Actually, Jolly,
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thank you. Yep. Normally, we're okay, but this
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is the least friendly game we've ever played.
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So, yeah, you got to maintain game state. Also,
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I'm going to let you off with a warning this
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time, but it's going to be a game loss if we
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do that again. Jerks. I want to go and pre -combat
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because I do everything pre -combat. I want to
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play Liliana, Heretical Healer. Whenever another
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non -token creature I control dies, which I have
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so many of them. I get to exile her and make
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her a planeswalker. And then something else.
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Oh, yeah. I'm going to go, because of Jolly Plane
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Descent, I'm going to hit him for two. And I'm
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going to move to my end step. I mean, you may
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not. You don't have to. Yeah, you may. It is
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a choice. Oh, yeah. Benji, for real. Bloodjerk,
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Jerksension. Also solid. Good morning. How we
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doing? Oh. But, Benji, it fits my commander so
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well. So well. Yeah, because it's a busted -ass
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card. Yeah, that's... Yeah. That was my end step.
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Alright, cool. Wait, oh, Russ played Rest in
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Peace. Are you running Rest in Peace? I guarantee
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he is. Oh, let's go! I made the mistake of giving
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Russ a copy of Rest in Peace at last year's Atlanta.
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I gotta find my tutor that lets two players do
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it. I'm gonna pay four. I'm gonna play my commander.
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The Sentry, Golden Guardian. He's a 5 -5 with
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Flying Vigilance and Indestructible, and then
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once again, when the sentry enters, target opponent
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creates the Void, a legendary 5 -5 black horror
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villain creature token with Flying, Indestructible,
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and the Void attacks every combat if able. You
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know what? I think it'll be funny. Jolly, take
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your 5 -5, buddy. It is funny. I'll tell you
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that right now. Excellent comedy choice there.
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Okay. That's okay, because comedy comes in threes,
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so just keep on the lookout. Yeah, we'll get
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there. And then I pass the turn. Okay. All right.
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Untap and upkeep and we be drawling, which is
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how I'm going to say that. I'm going to go ahead
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and play an Is Land as my land for turn, which
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it is. I'm going to play a Lightning Greaves.
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Just get those ready to go. Don't worry about
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my commander with an attack trigger. It's cool.
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Yeah. Yeah. Kefka, by the way, for anybody who's
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not familiar, when he enters, it forces all players
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to discard a card. Then I draw cards equal to
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each type discarded this way. and then there's
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an ability to and triggers on enters and attacks
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titan style and there's a flip into a super mode
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but i don't expect to do that if i do i'll explain
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it but yeah you can pay eight to flip them over
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anyway uh but yeah i'm gonna put my lightning
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greaves down because that's gonna be a decent
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if i can play my commander uh and i got two cards
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in hand and i'm a p that t baby there's a trigger
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on my upkeep baby treasures Everybody gets to
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get two treasures. I'm giving you counters on
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your descent. You absolute... You know how I
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feel about this card. Yes. You sit there and
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you complain about it all the time and then you
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end up winning off of it. So I don't know what
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your deal is. I have so many treasure tokens
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from so many different creators and I never remember
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to set them aside before we started. Well, I
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can't find my own, and that's the problem. Excuse
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me, sir. Then I appreciate that. Thank you. Why
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are you using your infinite tokens? Right? Why
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are we not all representing infinite tokens?
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As we should. As we should. Because I want to
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use my own treasure. Wow, that's selfish. The
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one that I paid to have made. And by paid to
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have made, I meant printed, because my cousin
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did the art for free. Your cousin did the art?
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Nice. Actually, I did find my Astral Flame. You
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don't even pay artists. You know what? I found
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my Astral Flame treasure token. Let's do that
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one. Freaking legend, by the way. Absolute legend.
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And, hey, I don't normally take advantage of
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artists, but I always take advantage of family.
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Actually, that's fair. Wait, what? You know,
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as... Never mind. I was going to say something,
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but I won't. And I appreciate Ascend... Ascend...
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Or, what is it? Descent? into avernus because
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it just makes sure a game happens and i really
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like cards that just make sure a game happens
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well what i'm also really excited about is that
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i'm going to be able to nerf that um i'm going
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to be able to nerf the blood chief ascension
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a little bit and i'm excited about that okay
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um did everybody take their two by the way from
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the defense i did 34 i did not want to so we're
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going to do it in this order i'm gonna go ahead
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and pay six I'm going to play a Sulfuric Vortex.
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It is an enchantment that says at the beginning
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of each player's upkeep, they take two damage.
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Well, but at least we can gain life, right? No,
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if a player would gain life, they simply do not.
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So that nerfs half of the Blood Chief Ascension.
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I fucking love Sulfuric Vortex. And then in addition,
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we have Spell Shock. Whenever a player casts
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a spell, they take two damage. Jolly, you nasty.
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i am nasty look listen this is you understood
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the assignment today well here's when i first
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got into magic this was like most of the decks
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i brewed were just different group slug decks
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and then it was different group hug decks and
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then i learned real magic like two years later
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um uh jarvis five oh amazing and then i piscopalian
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brother uh joys end step everyone Thank you for
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taking your two, so that way I can put a counter
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on my Blood Chief. You're welcome. I'll take
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two in my upkeep. Yeah, you do. Draw. I was made
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for loving you, baby. You were made for loving
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me. I yet again didn't draw a land. The only
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way you're loving me, baby, is to pay a lovely
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fee. I'm going to cast a Woe Strider. What enters
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I get a zero one go this one I will use an infinite
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token for By the way guys when you're playing
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generic commander You just have to keep going
00:23:00.730 --> 00:23:02.609
through the bits because otherwise the game will
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never finish the bits never stop for a reassembling
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skeleton as well. Take another two. I'm going
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to go to combat. Ham. I'm going to swing at you
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for four because you're the only one that's open.
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That's fair, yeah. Oh, no, wait. Jolly's open,
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too. Two at Ham, two at Jolly. Okie doke. Puts
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me down to 32. You got it. I would gain life
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here if I could. I would put my life gain if
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I had any. Sounds like a you problem, buddy.
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Not going to lie. Second main phase, I'm going
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to sacrifice my reassembling skeleton to my Woe
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Strider. That's going to put on two triggers.
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I'm going to be able to scry one for the sacrifice,
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and then I'm also going to be, after scry it,
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I'm going to be flipping that Liliana. That's
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staying on top. It may or may not be a land.
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No, Jarroth, Carlo's an absolute freaking legend.
00:24:06.809 --> 00:24:09.170
So, yeah, no, there's no replacing Carlo. Don't
00:24:09.170 --> 00:24:15.619
worry. I freaking love that guy. When it comes
00:24:15.619 --> 00:24:18.299
to Liliana on her backside, plus two, each player
00:24:18.299 --> 00:24:21.119
discards a card. Minus X, return target non -legary
00:24:21.119 --> 00:24:22.799
creature card with mana value X from my graveyard
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to the battlefield. Minus A, I get an emblem
00:24:25.319 --> 00:24:26.920
with whenever a creature dies, return to the
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battlefield under your control at the beginning
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of the next end step. You know, being responsible
00:24:31.470 --> 00:24:33.309
would mean that I just plus two this, but then
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even if it plus twos, that void still goes and
00:24:36.569 --> 00:24:39.049
kills Liliana anyway. So I'm just going to minus
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two it to bring back the Bowmasters. Sure. Man,
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the Bowmasters. They're orcish. That does track.
00:24:47.069 --> 00:24:51.529
Jose, that is not just you. Don't worry. Nothing
00:24:51.529 --> 00:24:53.930
has one toughness that I actually want to kill
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with my Bowmasters. So, Russ, take one. Bink.
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Out of all of the flip planeswalkers, which is
00:25:05.579 --> 00:25:09.700
the one whose backside I'm most into? Well, play
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-wise or be the attractiveness? I don't see the
00:25:13.789 --> 00:25:16.130
difference. I'm a demisexual, so the rules text
00:25:16.130 --> 00:25:21.000
is what causes the attraction. But I want to
00:25:21.000 --> 00:25:23.740
move to my end step. In my end step, him and
00:25:23.740 --> 00:25:26.720
Jolly both lost two life. So that's going to
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go up by one. And I'm going to pass the turn
00:25:29.200 --> 00:25:32.690
to Russ. On Jarvis' end step, I'm going to spend
00:25:32.690 --> 00:25:38.380
one treasure to cast Usher to safety. Return
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target permanent eye control to its owner's hand.
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I'm going to bounce the sentry back to my hand,
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and this goes off on an adventure. That's saucy.
00:25:47.299 --> 00:25:50.039
You're getting saucy. Now, you did cast a spell,
00:25:50.180 --> 00:25:52.380
so you need to take two damage. That is correct,
00:25:52.500 --> 00:25:57.559
sir. Thank you. Then we're going to untap, upkeep,
00:25:57.720 --> 00:26:01.700
and draw. Now, for your upkeep, you need to take
00:26:01.700 --> 00:26:09.990
two damage. It genuinely makes me really happy
00:26:09.990 --> 00:26:12.980
that Sulfuric Vortex is online right now. Oh,
00:26:13.000 --> 00:26:16.079
yeah, yeah, yeah. Play a Maze of Ith return.
00:26:17.140 --> 00:26:19.319
Oh, nice. Maze of Ith is really good in sentry.
00:26:19.420 --> 00:26:23.500
Yeah, good call. Also, I freaking love this sentry.
00:26:23.619 --> 00:26:25.700
I have a sentry deck as well. Oh, my goodness.
00:26:25.740 --> 00:26:28.960
It's so much fun. three, four to recast my commander.
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This time, Ham, have a void. Sick. Dog, I love
00:26:33.200 --> 00:26:36.299
voids. Now, when you cast the sentry, you do
00:26:36.299 --> 00:26:39.720
need to take two. I do take two. One, two. You're
00:26:39.720 --> 00:26:44.950
welcome. Thank you. Then I pee the tea, BB. I
00:26:44.950 --> 00:26:50.819
don't know if Russ's end stat triggered the quest
00:26:50.819 --> 00:26:59.079
counter. So Blood Chief is now online. I'm glad
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I'm being long hair for the win, baby. That's
00:27:01.400 --> 00:27:03.460
me. I've been doing it my whole life. Hell yeah.
00:27:03.640 --> 00:27:06.259
It's happening. And you know what? I'm going
00:27:06.259 --> 00:27:09.640
to leave the void blank. That feels fitting.
00:27:09.920 --> 00:27:12.039
All right. So yeah, I'm going to go ahead and
00:27:12.039 --> 00:27:14.180
untap upkeep. I'm going to go ahead and lose
00:27:14.180 --> 00:27:20.809
my two. Ow. All right. Then how do I want to
00:27:20.809 --> 00:27:23.109
go about this? That blood chief ascension is
00:27:23.109 --> 00:27:26.970
going to be a colossal pain upon my ass, which
00:27:26.970 --> 00:27:29.710
I don't really appreciate. But it's fine. My
00:27:29.710 --> 00:27:32.869
land for turn. Yeah, it's also helping you because
00:27:32.869 --> 00:27:35.980
it moves along the game state when you go and
00:27:35.980 --> 00:27:38.579
play your commander. Yeah, but his commander
00:27:38.579 --> 00:27:41.119
makes us all discard things. Discard cards. It
00:27:41.119 --> 00:27:43.819
takes blood chief damage. Exactly. Yeah, it moves
00:27:43.819 --> 00:27:48.019
the game along. I suppose. And it makes it clear
00:27:48.019 --> 00:27:51.960
that I'm not being an absolute asshole when I
00:27:51.960 --> 00:27:54.299
swing everything at you. So that's fun. All right,
00:27:54.319 --> 00:27:56.200
cool. So I'm going to go ahead and I'm going
00:27:56.200 --> 00:28:00.210
to play a Temple of the False God. Yeah, all
00:28:00.210 --> 00:28:03.130
of my things. Check it out. Temple of the False
00:28:03.130 --> 00:28:05.349
God, one of my favorite lands, and I love the
00:28:05.349 --> 00:28:08.190
controversy. Whenever people get, like, this
00:28:08.190 --> 00:28:10.410
is one of those cards where everybody and their
00:28:10.410 --> 00:28:14.700
freaking mother has a hot take. It's good. It
00:28:14.700 --> 00:28:16.960
just is. If you're playing an appropriate amount
00:28:16.960 --> 00:28:19.259
of lands, it's good. I like it. Shut up. And
00:28:19.259 --> 00:28:20.500
then I'm going to go ahead. It's garbage. It's
00:28:20.500 --> 00:28:22.559
okay. You're allowed to be wrong. As a snarl
00:28:22.559 --> 00:28:24.980
believer, Temple of the False God, I have never
00:28:24.980 --> 00:28:27.400
seen not tapped for mana. You're both allowed
00:28:27.400 --> 00:28:31.529
to be wrong. You're looking at the proof, Jarvis.
00:28:31.809 --> 00:28:34.769
You have to show it's not working. That's the
00:28:34.769 --> 00:28:37.410
other thing. There are... It's a card. Dude,
00:28:37.529 --> 00:28:39.269
you know, Val, you're not wrong. Hot take. It
00:28:39.269 --> 00:28:42.690
is a card. I think you got a point. But it's
00:28:42.690 --> 00:28:45.130
funny, actually. If you want to see over 100
00:28:45.130 --> 00:28:48.470
episodes of Jarvis stating a point about how
00:28:48.470 --> 00:28:50.329
a card is bad and then getting his shit stomped
00:28:50.329 --> 00:28:51.970
by it, well, those are available at Generic Commander
00:28:51.970 --> 00:28:58.160
on YouTube and Spotify. Yeah, you know. Just
00:28:58.160 --> 00:29:00.420
because our real -life examples are what they
00:29:00.420 --> 00:29:03.220
are does not mean it actually goes and is in
00:29:03.220 --> 00:29:06.539
line with what fact actually is. All right. Good
00:29:06.539 --> 00:29:09.000
case in point, we're actually on season three
00:29:09.000 --> 00:29:11.440
now, so we're over 100 episodes. We're like at
00:29:11.440 --> 00:29:13.920
150. Oh, that's true. Yeah, yeah. All right,
00:29:13.920 --> 00:29:15.579
I'm going to go two. So that's the thing. So
00:29:15.579 --> 00:29:16.579
Temple of the Falls got, for anyone who's not
00:29:16.579 --> 00:29:19.240
familiar, it is a land that taps for two generic
00:29:19.240 --> 00:29:21.859
mana, but it only works if you control at least
00:29:21.859 --> 00:29:26.099
five lands. Yeah. So you have to, if it's anything
00:29:26.099 --> 00:29:28.079
other than your fifth. You know, if it's earlier
00:29:28.079 --> 00:29:30.339
than your fifth land drop, it does nothing. Unless
00:29:30.339 --> 00:29:32.099
there's, like, an Irvborg or Yamamaya, which,
00:29:32.180 --> 00:29:34.220
honestly, there often is. So, even then, it's
00:29:34.220 --> 00:29:36.660
not terrible. But, anyway. So, I'm going to go
00:29:36.660 --> 00:29:38.200
ahead. But, if you're going to play it, play
00:29:38.200 --> 00:29:39.619
an appropriate number of lands. That's a whole
00:29:39.619 --> 00:29:41.740
other debate for a whole other time. But, I'm
00:29:41.740 --> 00:29:43.599
going to tap those three, as well as use one
00:29:43.599 --> 00:29:46.700
of my treasures for red to play out Kefka, Court
00:29:46.700 --> 00:29:49.450
Mage. Four, five for five. Whenever he enters
00:29:49.450 --> 00:29:50.910
or attacks, each player discards a card. Then
00:29:50.910 --> 00:29:52.970
I get to draw a card for each card type among
00:29:52.970 --> 00:29:55.230
cards discarded this way. Any responses before
00:29:55.230 --> 00:29:58.589
that bad boy hits the field? Nope, I already
00:29:58.589 --> 00:30:00.869
have my card chosen. So, yeah, everybody pick
00:30:00.869 --> 00:30:02.349
the card, and then we're going to reveal it all
00:30:02.349 --> 00:30:05.549
at once. I'm discarding a creature. I'm doing
00:30:05.549 --> 00:30:08.210
an artifact. I also have been doing a creature.
00:30:08.509 --> 00:30:11.210
I'm doing a creature, too, because, yeah. So,
00:30:11.210 --> 00:30:14.920
yeah. So, I'm discarding Shale Dread, whispering
00:30:14.920 --> 00:30:17.309
one. I don't want to put any of the creatures
00:30:17.309 --> 00:30:20.789
I had in my hand into the graveyard. Jarvis,
00:30:20.789 --> 00:30:24.710
did I see an altar of dementia? Yeah. What are
00:30:24.710 --> 00:30:26.690
you doing, man? I'm going to take my two for
00:30:26.690 --> 00:30:29.069
playing a spell. And then each of you take two
00:30:29.069 --> 00:30:33.279
for discarding a card. Yep. Yep, yep, yep. And
00:30:33.279 --> 00:30:34.400
then I'm going to draw two cards because there
00:30:34.400 --> 00:30:37.329
were two types discarded. And then I'm going
00:30:37.329 --> 00:30:39.150
to try to get my cat off of my board. She doesn't
00:30:39.150 --> 00:30:40.750
seem to understand that when there are cards
00:30:40.750 --> 00:30:45.069
on the table, I would rather she not be. Anyway.
00:30:45.599 --> 00:30:48.160
Uh, I'm then gonna go ahead and throw the Lightning
00:30:48.160 --> 00:30:51.630
Greaves onto Kefka, Court Mage. Yeah, but PZ's
00:30:51.630 --> 00:30:53.430
in attack mode. Oh, PZ's always in attack mode.
00:30:54.049 --> 00:30:57.470
Um, alright. So yeah, now the Greaves are on
00:30:57.470 --> 00:30:58.930
Kefka, again, assuming there's no responses.
00:31:00.019 --> 00:31:03.029
And, uh, so Jarvis, you got your Goat. Uh -huh.
00:31:03.130 --> 00:31:07.450
Yeah, and, uh, Woe Strider and Bo - Bo -Mistars.
00:31:08.069 --> 00:31:11.779
Um, the Bo -Misters. You know what? I'm thinking,
00:31:11.940 --> 00:31:15.119
and therefore, uh, it hurts a little bit. I'm
00:31:15.119 --> 00:31:20.019
going to attack. I'm going to send the Void at
00:31:20.019 --> 00:31:22.940
Jarvis, and I'm going to send Kefka at Jolly.
00:31:24.099 --> 00:31:31.049
At me or at Liliana? You know, I don't think...
00:31:31.049 --> 00:31:34.789
Just hit Jarvis. Yeah, but if you die, Liliana
00:31:34.789 --> 00:31:36.769
goes away. So let's do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:31:36.869 --> 00:31:40.009
No, we're just going to kill Jarvis. So that's
00:31:40.009 --> 00:31:41.630
five in the air, and then there's going to be
00:31:41.630 --> 00:31:44.720
four Kefka damage. But before that... Uh, Kefka's
00:31:44.720 --> 00:31:46.559
got a trigger, everybody gets to discard a card,
00:31:46.700 --> 00:31:48.299
and we get to do that thing again, so I got mine.
00:31:48.940 --> 00:31:53.029
Uh, Ophiomancer. Don't reveal yet. Don't reveal
00:31:53.029 --> 00:31:55.869
yet. Jarvis, come on, you're missing triggers.
00:31:56.309 --> 00:31:58.390
You're trying to do take -backsies. Calm down.
00:31:58.650 --> 00:32:00.849
Hey, we're recording at noon when normally we
00:32:00.849 --> 00:32:03.170
don't record until 10. Oh, good, and of course
00:32:03.170 --> 00:32:04.869
my camera froze right when I tried to flip it.
00:32:04.869 --> 00:32:07.329
Yeah, no, you're discarding, uh, Kaharn Silver
00:32:07.329 --> 00:32:10.529
Golem, which, yeah, I mean, fair. It's a creature.
00:32:11.049 --> 00:32:13.029
So we got two creatures, two lands. All right,
00:32:13.049 --> 00:32:15.029
so I can draw two cards. And each of you take
00:32:15.029 --> 00:32:19.529
another two. Okay. Yep. Yowchers. I'm down 24.
00:32:22.150 --> 00:32:25.049
Okay. And then, yeah, five to Jarvis's face,
00:32:25.069 --> 00:32:28.440
then four commander to Jolly, and I went from
00:32:28.440 --> 00:32:30.420
two cards to four, which, you know what? I'm
00:32:30.420 --> 00:32:33.349
not mad at that. Yeah. That's my own machine.
00:32:33.569 --> 00:32:35.089
We got to stop this card. I'm going to P this
00:32:35.089 --> 00:32:39.890
T. BBs. All right, untap up, keep drawing a card.
00:32:40.009 --> 00:32:41.549
But before I draw a card, there's actually a
00:32:41.549 --> 00:32:43.430
few triggers here. I got to take two damage from
00:32:43.430 --> 00:32:46.369
my vortex. I got to put two more descent counters
00:32:46.369 --> 00:32:48.430
on descent to Avernus, and we all take four,
00:32:48.470 --> 00:32:53.390
and then make four treasures. And then I get
00:32:53.390 --> 00:32:56.529
to draw a card. Oh, boy, it's a basic swamp.
00:32:56.869 --> 00:32:59.109
I want to be obnoxious and use the pizza die.
00:33:00.579 --> 00:33:04.940
Pizza die, pizza die. I love the spin downs,
00:33:05.059 --> 00:33:08.839
but they've gotten into this habit of making
00:33:08.839 --> 00:33:12.420
the... premium spin downs like unintelligible
00:33:12.420 --> 00:33:15.079
messes and i have no patience for that not gonna
00:33:15.079 --> 00:33:18.039
lie come on guys i know those those details look
00:33:18.039 --> 00:33:20.500
really cool up close generally i haven't seen
00:33:20.500 --> 00:33:23.690
the pizza one specifically but yeah playing the
00:33:23.690 --> 00:33:28.500
rakdos guild kit swamp oh sick uh i'm gonna pay
00:33:28.500 --> 00:33:33.640
five six seven and i'm gonna cast care vector
00:33:33.640 --> 00:33:37.640
merciless uh so there would be I got to take
00:33:37.640 --> 00:33:41.160
two damage upon casting that, which is fun. And
00:33:41.160 --> 00:33:44.500
as I stated before, whenever y 'all cast a spell,
00:33:44.779 --> 00:33:47.319
I deal damage equal to its mana value to whatever
00:33:47.319 --> 00:33:54.640
I want. Five at Jarvis. This is going exactly
00:33:54.640 --> 00:33:58.500
as quickly as I was hoping it would. I don't
00:33:58.500 --> 00:34:01.599
understand all the hatred for Jarvis. What? Listen,
00:34:02.359 --> 00:34:05.619
the last time... Which you can go find on Generic
00:34:05.619 --> 00:34:07.460
Commander that you play Blood Chief Ascension.
00:34:07.500 --> 00:34:10.079
This exact same thing happened. If you play the
00:34:10.079 --> 00:34:12.260
card, you have to die. Yeah, that's all good.
00:34:12.360 --> 00:34:15.219
What I don't understand is your spells, your
00:34:15.219 --> 00:34:16.920
permanents that you have on the battlefield right
00:34:16.920 --> 00:34:20.059
now, Jolly. do more damage overall than what
00:34:20.059 --> 00:34:22.519
i have we talked about this i'm the one that
00:34:22.519 --> 00:34:25.280
plays fetches i'm the one that shocks lands i'm
00:34:25.280 --> 00:34:27.300
the one that runs ancient tomb in my bracket
00:34:27.300 --> 00:34:31.079
ones and people ignore me it's just the way it
00:34:31.079 --> 00:34:35.619
goes because we know we can that's so honestly
00:34:35.619 --> 00:34:38.699
i think what it comes down to is um jolly you
00:34:38.699 --> 00:34:41.579
are consistently like you're trying to do something
00:34:41.579 --> 00:34:44.500
goofy jarvis is trying to just genuinely win
00:34:44.500 --> 00:34:48.920
you know and so like Hold on. To Jarvis' credit,
00:34:49.119 --> 00:34:52.400
this deck is more of a gimmick than... Because
00:34:52.400 --> 00:34:54.900
he is just running all the expensive secret lair
00:34:54.900 --> 00:34:56.659
cards that he has, right? Right. So this one,
00:34:56.739 --> 00:34:59.119
technically, while still being bracket four,
00:34:59.219 --> 00:35:01.820
is still kind of a joke. But this Blood Chief
00:35:01.820 --> 00:35:03.719
Ascension isn't a fancy art, so I'm going to
00:35:03.719 --> 00:35:06.260
have to ask you to up your game. I'm a joke that
00:35:06.260 --> 00:35:08.400
isn't paying attention to triggers again. Because
00:35:08.400 --> 00:35:12.380
I just realized, you know, Pan just drew four
00:35:12.380 --> 00:35:14.300
cards on his turn and I fucking ignored Bowmasters.
00:35:17.300 --> 00:35:23.210
Yeah, I sure did. Okay, so now I do feel bad
00:35:23.210 --> 00:35:25.909
about attacking Jarvis because he's having a
00:35:25.909 --> 00:35:29.179
rough time. Alright, I am done though, Jarvis.
00:35:29.219 --> 00:35:30.920
Go ahead. Take two damage on your upkeep, please.
00:35:31.679 --> 00:35:38.079
I will. And let's see what I can do. Yeah, I
00:35:38.079 --> 00:35:39.739
don't think there's any two -card infinites in
00:35:39.739 --> 00:35:41.739
this deck. It's mostly just being annoying and
00:35:41.739 --> 00:35:44.340
then dying. Which is kind of what being alive
00:35:44.340 --> 00:35:46.829
is like. I do have to admit, I have... a three
00:35:46.829 --> 00:35:49.750
card infinite in mine that is not even particularly
00:35:49.750 --> 00:35:51.670
good, but it's one of my favorites of all time.
00:35:51.750 --> 00:35:53.590
And I also have a couple of tutors in this deck
00:35:53.590 --> 00:35:57.170
cause fuck it bracket four. So, um, like I have
00:35:57.170 --> 00:35:59.670
that. Yeah. Mine. I also have a, I have a two
00:35:59.670 --> 00:36:02.309
card. Uh, you lose the game combo. That, uh,
00:36:02.349 --> 00:36:04.809
is fun, but it doesn't involve, it doesn't mean
00:36:04.809 --> 00:36:07.789
I win necessarily. And actually one piece of
00:36:07.789 --> 00:36:11.380
that has been exiled. So, you know, yeah. Arden,
00:36:11.380 --> 00:36:19.789
Arden and, uh, yeah. Sorry, I'm in the tank.
00:36:20.230 --> 00:36:22.449
You should cast Ulamog and take 10 damage or
00:36:22.449 --> 00:36:30.139
whatever. Sure. Why not? I need to re -carevac
00:36:30.139 --> 00:36:36.719
again real quick. Oh yeah, no. Let's go and take
00:36:36.719 --> 00:36:42.289
5. I want to cast my commander. And I'm going
00:36:42.289 --> 00:36:43.969
to take another 2, so I'm going to go down to
00:36:43.969 --> 00:36:50.860
4. Wait, why are you going to go to 4? Yeah,
00:36:50.900 --> 00:36:53.420
I'm going to go to lethal range. Why are you
00:36:53.420 --> 00:36:57.619
going to four? Five from Karabek. I didn't say
00:36:57.619 --> 00:36:59.039
I was going to target you with it. Yeah, no.
00:36:59.099 --> 00:37:02.559
I can target anything I want. Then I'll gain
00:37:02.559 --> 00:37:05.289
the five back until you decide it's me. Yeah,
00:37:05.289 --> 00:37:18.860
I'm going to hit you. Like I didn't know? Tell
00:37:18.860 --> 00:37:20.940
you what, if you cast something huge or something
00:37:20.940 --> 00:37:22.719
that I really, really like, I'll hit somebody
00:37:22.719 --> 00:37:25.559
else. Well, you really, really like Conrad. And
00:37:25.559 --> 00:37:27.280
I was going to cast something huge, except if
00:37:27.280 --> 00:37:31.000
I cast something huge, I'd be at one. And that'd
00:37:31.000 --> 00:37:33.860
be hilarious. Yeah. I'm already on my upkeep
00:37:33.860 --> 00:37:38.010
to descent to Avernus. I understand. I'll show
00:37:38.010 --> 00:37:40.190
you what the something huge was. If it wasn't
00:37:40.190 --> 00:37:44.929
for your sulfuric vortex, this wouldn't be the
00:37:44.929 --> 00:37:48.550
case because I have a Gary in hand. Actually,
00:37:48.610 --> 00:37:52.289
everything I could have done on my turn, except
00:37:52.289 --> 00:37:56.110
for casting Conrad, gained me life in some way.
00:37:56.550 --> 00:37:59.849
That's really funny. Nice. Yeah, that vortex
00:37:59.849 --> 00:38:04.289
is not messing around. So I'm going to plus two
00:38:04.289 --> 00:38:06.269
Liliana, so we're each going to discard a card.
00:38:07.630 --> 00:38:11.139
I'm discarding Archon of Cruelty. I'm discarding
00:38:11.139 --> 00:38:13.639
Mangara the Diplomat. I'm discarding a Snarl.
00:38:14.519 --> 00:38:17.519
Swap, and we take two. Hey, Snarls! Snarl gang!
00:38:18.519 --> 00:38:20.739
What's that, everyone's Snarls? You each take
00:38:20.739 --> 00:38:25.099
two for discarding. And then you also each take
00:38:25.099 --> 00:38:26.980
two for Conrad, so you each take a total of four.
00:38:34.409 --> 00:38:42.260
And then, let me activate Conrad. Actually, before
00:38:42.260 --> 00:38:44.539
I activate Conrad, I'm going to sacrifice this
00:38:44.539 --> 00:38:47.559
goat to Woestrider, so I can scry one, and each
00:38:47.559 --> 00:38:52.119
of you lose one. Oh, no. In response, I'm going
00:38:52.119 --> 00:38:54.480
to pay four treasures and cast a Comeuppance.
00:38:54.960 --> 00:38:57.340
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you
00:38:57.340 --> 00:39:00.380
and Planeswalkers you control this turn from
00:39:00.380 --> 00:39:05.880
sources you don't control. If damage from a creature
00:39:05.880 --> 00:39:08.619
source is prevented this way, Comeuppance deals
00:39:08.619 --> 00:39:10.980
that much damage to that creature. If damage
00:39:10.980 --> 00:39:14.559
from a non -creature is prevented this way, Comeuppance
00:39:14.559 --> 00:39:16.519
deals that much damage to the source's controller.
00:39:18.300 --> 00:39:21.460
So you have one damage marked on Conrad. Got
00:39:21.460 --> 00:39:24.840
it. Wait, you cast a four drop? Yeah. I did.
00:39:26.760 --> 00:39:29.829
Hmm. What do I want to do with it? I could kill
00:39:29.829 --> 00:39:31.889
Jarvis right now. Uh -huh. I noticed that. I
00:39:31.889 --> 00:39:34.030
had already taken my one Conrad. I'm like, I'm
00:39:34.030 --> 00:39:35.309
going to hold off on this one. What's Jolly going
00:39:35.309 --> 00:39:38.250
to do? I'm dead on my turn anyway. Well, not
00:39:38.250 --> 00:39:40.929
on my turn. On your turn anyway. Yeah, you are.
00:39:41.010 --> 00:39:43.110
None of the Conrad triggers happening is pretty
00:39:43.110 --> 00:39:46.269
funny. But yeah, Jolly. Tell you what, Russ.
00:39:46.449 --> 00:39:48.690
I like what you're doing, so I'm going to reward
00:39:48.690 --> 00:39:51.230
you with it. I'm going to hit ham with that four.
00:39:51.489 --> 00:39:57.920
Okay, fair. I'm down to 12, and then the Conrad
00:39:57.920 --> 00:40:00.500
trigger is going to put me to 11. Yep. And comeuppance
00:40:00.500 --> 00:40:02.780
is only two rusts. I'm now going to activate
00:40:02.780 --> 00:40:09.219
Conrad because, you know what? Why not? I'm going
00:40:09.219 --> 00:40:13.900
to mill Iara. I'm milling a Meringue River Regent.
00:40:14.420 --> 00:40:16.679
Oh, damn. Come on. Don't mill creatures. Sol
00:40:16.679 --> 00:40:22.099
Ring. So that's two. Two total. Two more on Conrad.
00:40:24.860 --> 00:40:28.780
Conrad is at one. toughness left before it dies.
00:40:29.079 --> 00:40:31.539
I'm going to go to combat now. And I'm going
00:40:31.539 --> 00:40:34.519
to go and swing seven, which actually should
00:40:34.519 --> 00:40:36.000
be lethal if I paid attention to my triggers,
00:40:36.199 --> 00:40:41.159
at him. Okay, puts me on a two. And Jolly's going
00:40:41.159 --> 00:40:44.139
to win this game like he always does by everyone
00:40:44.139 --> 00:40:47.769
focusing on me and ignoring Jolly. That does
00:40:47.769 --> 00:40:52.940
happen a lot. You're not wrong. And I will go
00:40:52.940 --> 00:40:58.010
and move to my end step and pass the turn. Russ
00:40:58.010 --> 00:41:03.710
might also sneak this one in. We'll see. Draw.
00:41:04.090 --> 00:41:21.039
Use my treasure. And one. Get lost, Karavek.
00:41:21.590 --> 00:41:24.750
Ah, you booty butt. Okay, that's two damage.
00:41:25.230 --> 00:41:30.510
That's two damage. Yeah, take two. Back on Russ.
00:41:30.630 --> 00:41:33.699
Okay. Killing me with that would be funny, but
00:41:33.699 --> 00:41:35.340
yeah. Oh, wait, and then there's a trigger when
00:41:35.340 --> 00:41:37.480
Caravec goes to the graveyard, and then there's
00:41:37.480 --> 00:41:39.199
also a trigger when Get Lost hits the graveyard
00:41:39.199 --> 00:41:41.659
as well. Yeah, Jolly, each of you take two, and
00:41:41.659 --> 00:41:43.139
then each of you take an additional one from
00:41:43.139 --> 00:41:46.539
Conrad. So Jolly and Russ each take two, and
00:41:46.539 --> 00:41:48.199
Ham just, well, takes three, and Ham just takes
00:41:48.199 --> 00:41:53.170
one. For now, yep. Yeah, the Conrad trigger for
00:41:53.170 --> 00:41:56.239
Caravec hitting the yard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And
00:41:56.239 --> 00:42:06.889
then... Let's see. Yeah, why not? Let's risk
00:42:06.889 --> 00:42:09.739
it for the biscuit. I do like a good biscuit
00:42:09.739 --> 00:42:13.760
risk. One and two white for a return to the ranks.
00:42:14.760 --> 00:42:17.179
Return X target creature cards with mana value
00:42:17.179 --> 00:42:19.980
two or less from the graveyard to the battlefield.
00:42:20.019 --> 00:42:22.440
X equals one in this case. I'm going to grab
00:42:22.440 --> 00:42:25.909
Thalia, Guardian of Thraben. Nine creature spells
00:42:25.909 --> 00:42:31.559
cost one more to cast. Okay, and Russ, you take
00:42:31.559 --> 00:42:36.639
two. And then you take another two. Two for the
00:42:36.639 --> 00:42:38.599
spell going to the grave and two... Oh, never
00:42:38.599 --> 00:42:41.059
mind. You got rid of Spellshock, right? No, you
00:42:41.059 --> 00:42:42.960
got rid of Caravax. There's still Spellshock,
00:42:43.000 --> 00:42:47.079
so you take two from Spellshock. So did I take
00:42:47.079 --> 00:42:50.869
four or two? Four total. Okay. Then we're good.
00:42:52.130 --> 00:42:59.789
And then we're going to move to combat. And I'm
00:42:59.789 --> 00:43:02.599
going to swing five at Jolly in the air. I take
00:43:02.599 --> 00:43:08.500
it gleefully. Because that'll kill Jolly on his
00:43:08.500 --> 00:43:11.320
upkeep. Might kill me too, but I don't care.
00:43:11.579 --> 00:43:16.360
I think I can stack the triggers in a way where
00:43:16.360 --> 00:43:19.860
I... I win. No. I can have Descent deal six to
00:43:19.860 --> 00:43:22.099
everybody, and then y 'all win it before Sulfuric
00:43:22.099 --> 00:43:24.659
kills me. Jolly. What? Jolly. Why? I just have
00:43:24.659 --> 00:43:26.199
to sacrifice something to Conrad, and you die.
00:43:27.480 --> 00:43:28.719
Sacrifice something to Wolfstrider, and you die
00:43:28.719 --> 00:43:31.199
too. So Sulfuric Vortex is going to ping me for
00:43:31.199 --> 00:43:34.400
two on my upkeep, right? Yeah. In Russ's end
00:43:34.400 --> 00:43:37.960
step, I want to sacrifice the Orc Army to Wolfstrider.
00:43:38.019 --> 00:43:40.880
Come on, no! And scry one. So we all take one?
00:43:41.280 --> 00:43:43.420
And you all take one? In response to that, I
00:43:43.420 --> 00:43:46.840
am going to go ahead and... burn my treasures
00:43:46.840 --> 00:43:49.199
to cast swift end the adventure side of murderous
00:43:49.199 --> 00:43:54.070
rider targeting uh conrad okay i don't know that
00:43:54.070 --> 00:43:55.349
it's gonna make a difference but it's just funny
00:43:55.349 --> 00:43:58.710
and so i'm gonna die trigger uh before your spell
00:43:58.710 --> 00:44:03.590
that's right hell yeah you're right yep never
00:44:05.280 --> 00:44:08.119
mind okay so also i have died the funny thing
00:44:08.119 --> 00:44:10.300
about uh the swift ed is it literally has me
00:44:10.300 --> 00:44:14.159
lose two life a fun resolution i was dead so
00:44:14.159 --> 00:44:17.500
way so many different ways all right So is it
00:44:17.500 --> 00:44:21.550
going directly to my turn? Yeah. All right. Yeah.
00:44:21.829 --> 00:44:26.130
So I'll stack the triggers thusly. Just sit in
00:44:26.130 --> 00:44:28.110
the Virtus. We'll get two more counters, and
00:44:28.110 --> 00:44:31.179
then we all take sticks. And we all die. And
00:44:31.179 --> 00:44:36.139
we all die. Bracket four, baby. The most competitive
00:44:36.139 --> 00:44:40.460
that there is. Aside from CEDH. So, everybody.
00:44:41.300 --> 00:44:44.679
I still haven't seen Descent into Avernus win
00:44:44.679 --> 00:44:47.960
a game for its controller. Technically, I still
00:44:47.960 --> 00:44:50.159
haven't. But for Jolly, this is an emotional
00:44:50.159 --> 00:44:53.380
win. Oh, this is better than any other thing
00:44:53.380 --> 00:44:55.380
that could have happened. Everybody won that
00:44:55.380 --> 00:45:00.710
game except me. That's how that went. But you
00:45:00.710 --> 00:45:03.349
did go out on your own terms. I sure did. Fucking
00:45:03.349 --> 00:45:06.289
right I did. And I would do it again. Because
00:45:06.289 --> 00:45:11.929
like I said, Gary, you saw that I discarded Archon
00:45:11.929 --> 00:45:16.550
of Cruelty. Everything I had going for my turn
00:45:16.550 --> 00:45:20.550
was gaining me life. And Jolly's like, no. No,
00:45:20.630 --> 00:45:23.610
no, no. Well, I mean, dang. We got like one hour
00:45:23.610 --> 00:45:26.050
before the next pod. Do we want to just run another
00:45:26.050 --> 00:45:28.840
before? Well, I mean, we can run these decks
00:45:28.840 --> 00:45:30.719
back again if you want. Yeah, let's run it back
00:45:30.719 --> 00:45:32.840
and see what happens. Yeah, just randomize the
00:45:32.840 --> 00:45:35.820
order and let's go. Yeah. Let's go. Sure. Like,
00:45:35.860 --> 00:45:38.579
this is clearly a quick... This is a quick pod,
00:45:38.659 --> 00:45:42.530
so yeah. Yeah, no. Who knew, like... One of these
00:45:42.530 --> 00:45:48.269
commanders is brutal. Three. I didn't even get
00:45:48.269 --> 00:45:52.440
any of my ramp. And I get to be... I get to be
00:45:52.440 --> 00:45:57.690
dead last. Hell yeah. Oh, wrong one. Good Lord,
00:45:57.769 --> 00:46:02.289
Jarvis. Hey. We've only been doing this for two
00:46:02.289 --> 00:46:07.699
years. Yeah. Which is kind of insane, if I may
00:46:07.699 --> 00:46:10.460
say. Yeah. It's because we're besties and we
00:46:10.460 --> 00:46:12.900
love each other. That's actually accurate. Hey,
00:46:13.079 --> 00:46:17.800
Russ, can you set the spell table for everything
00:46:17.800 --> 00:46:20.400
except for commanders? I have heard that from
00:46:20.400 --> 00:46:23.159
a lot of people. So if anybody out there is going
00:46:23.159 --> 00:46:25.980
to be at MagicCon Atlanta or MagicCon Detroit
00:46:25.980 --> 00:46:29.800
next year, come find me. Hugs are freely available.
00:46:30.659 --> 00:46:32.900
I, of course, will respect anyone's boundaries,
00:46:33.059 --> 00:46:35.079
but if you would like to redeem a free hug, hell
00:46:35.079 --> 00:46:39.769
yeah, I got you. Yep. Not mandatory, but. How
00:46:39.769 --> 00:46:42.599
about if we want more than a hug? I mean, you
00:46:42.599 --> 00:46:45.000
got to hit me up after, but, you know, just chat.
00:46:45.119 --> 00:46:49.059
It's cool. Yeah, Red Star, what about a kiss?
00:46:49.159 --> 00:46:52.340
I mean. My personal bubble is essentially non
00:46:52.340 --> 00:46:57.440
-existent, so. Dog, you had a bubble? Nice. I
00:46:57.440 --> 00:47:00.679
do, but it's like one of those, like, miasma,
00:47:00.820 --> 00:47:05.369
like a bubbling of an acid pit. And then it just
00:47:05.369 --> 00:47:06.570
kind of, like, bubbles for just a second and
00:47:06.570 --> 00:47:09.380
just pops it, like, immediately. Yeah, well,
00:47:09.440 --> 00:47:11.199
you've played Mortal Kombat, like, too, with
00:47:11.199 --> 00:47:13.380
the acid pit, and you, like, you uppercut him
00:47:13.380 --> 00:47:14.820
into the thing, and then the bubbles come up,
00:47:14.840 --> 00:47:16.320
and then the skeleton pops up and goes, ooh.
00:47:17.239 --> 00:47:20.119
I have some lands. Gil, this hand would have
00:47:20.119 --> 00:47:24.690
been awesome, but it's very awful. I had, like,
00:47:24.750 --> 00:47:28.170
a ten rings, a soul ring, and some other fun
00:47:28.170 --> 00:47:32.699
shit. I had zero lands. But I had to breach into
00:47:32.699 --> 00:47:35.260
the multiverse. Now, just so you know, since
00:47:35.260 --> 00:47:37.539
this is bracket four, we only get the one friendly.
00:47:37.659 --> 00:47:39.119
No more after that. That's right. Yeah, okay.
00:47:39.360 --> 00:47:43.170
Right. Absolutely. Dog, I'm going to keep this
00:47:43.170 --> 00:47:45.730
shit out of this. Even when we played CDH. Come
00:47:45.730 --> 00:47:48.900
on now. No, we did when we played CDH. You can
00:47:48.900 --> 00:47:50.739
go back and watch the episode because we agreed
00:47:50.739 --> 00:47:52.679
to it before. No, in CDH we did. We actually
00:47:52.679 --> 00:47:53.260
had that in the conversation. Yeah, that one
00:47:53.260 --> 00:47:56.559
we were pretty good at. Yeah, quit. lying to
00:47:56.559 --> 00:47:59.440
people, Jarvis. If I don't lie to them... And
00:47:59.440 --> 00:48:02.500
we did the mulligans on camera, too. Often we
00:48:02.500 --> 00:48:04.260
get that sorted before the episode starts, but
00:48:04.260 --> 00:48:07.980
with that one, we didn't. We did do it. Yeah,
00:48:08.019 --> 00:48:09.579
we recorded the mulligans, if I recall correctly.
00:48:09.860 --> 00:48:14.349
Yeah. Oh, hell yeah, I'm keeping this. Might
00:48:14.349 --> 00:48:17.050
keep this one. Who knows if there's lands. Yeah,
00:48:17.170 --> 00:48:19.789
this one is the first seven I saw, and I'm going
00:48:19.789 --> 00:48:21.889
to keep it because it has a card in it that I
00:48:21.889 --> 00:48:26.320
think is absolutely like... insanely fuck -busted.
00:48:26.420 --> 00:48:29.760
Like, it has a really... Its market value is
00:48:29.760 --> 00:48:31.320
incredibly high, and I think it's justified.
00:48:31.679 --> 00:48:33.239
And I have a sneaking suspicion I might have
00:48:33.239 --> 00:48:35.300
to defend that point, which I'm looking forward
00:48:35.300 --> 00:48:37.659
to. This is a terrible, terrible hand, but I
00:48:37.659 --> 00:48:39.619
got to do everything last game. I'm gonna do
00:48:39.619 --> 00:48:47.820
it. I'm good. Alright, we ready? Dude, right?
00:48:48.079 --> 00:48:50.659
I love fuck -busted. Fuck, yeah. I mean, fuck
00:48:50.659 --> 00:48:52.719
-busted is one of my favorite expressions. It
00:48:52.719 --> 00:48:54.639
just has a ring to it, you know? That shit's
00:48:54.639 --> 00:48:57.420
fuck -busted. Yep. Alright, if we're ready, I'm
00:48:57.420 --> 00:48:59.699
gonna go. Let's do it. Let's go. I'll tap up
00:48:59.699 --> 00:49:02.000
keep draw. Oh, that'll be a good card in a thousand
00:49:02.000 --> 00:49:04.219
turns if I get the mana for it. Babylugs, thank
00:49:04.219 --> 00:49:07.340
you for the follow. Also killer name. Oh, that's
00:49:07.340 --> 00:49:11.460
babylugs is my wife. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, my goodness.
00:49:12.670 --> 00:49:14.230
Mrs. St. Click in the house. You'll love to see
00:49:14.230 --> 00:49:17.329
it. Oh, amazing. Mrs. Click on the track. Mrs.
00:49:17.409 --> 00:49:19.070
Click on the track. I love it. Oh, my goodness.
00:49:23.800 --> 00:49:28.039
Please tap it for a mana vault. Hell yeah. Oh,
00:49:28.079 --> 00:49:29.960
damn. I wanted the mana vault. I think that's
00:49:29.960 --> 00:49:34.619
pretty good. Click my nuts, Morty. I'm going
00:49:34.619 --> 00:49:41.230
to tap the mana vault for a Norn's Anax paying
00:49:41.230 --> 00:49:47.659
the four life. What's Norn's Anax? It's a ghostly
00:49:47.659 --> 00:49:50.489
prison. We know what it is. It is a ghostly prison.
00:49:50.530 --> 00:49:52.510
Creatures can't attack you. Yeah, it's for chat.
00:49:52.809 --> 00:49:54.829
Creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you
00:49:54.829 --> 00:49:57.510
control unless their controller pays one Phyrexian
00:49:57.510 --> 00:49:59.909
for each of those creatures. Phyrexian can be
00:49:59.909 --> 00:50:02.429
paid with either white or two life. I literally
00:50:02.429 --> 00:50:04.909
didn't know that. Oh, you didn't know this card?
00:50:05.110 --> 00:50:08.079
No. hey but for real though everybody everybody
00:50:08.079 --> 00:50:10.400
in the chat give a round of applause for baby
00:50:10.400 --> 00:50:12.840
looks because we have kids and i'm gonna be doing
00:50:12.840 --> 00:50:16.619
this stream for like what six hours i'm allocating
00:50:16.619 --> 00:50:19.460
time so she's yeah absolute legend oh my goodness
00:50:19.460 --> 00:50:24.489
see me be cute because she's so kind to me my
00:50:24.489 --> 00:50:26.469
wife was smart and took the kids to the in -laws
00:50:26.469 --> 00:50:33.679
so and then i beat the tbb all right half an
00:50:33.679 --> 00:50:35.849
eight i don't have any Listen, if you're going
00:50:35.849 --> 00:50:38.130
to redeem caffeinate, you have to go make me
00:50:38.130 --> 00:50:42.289
a coffee. Hey, I got some Matthew. I got my coffee.
00:50:42.409 --> 00:50:43.889
I got my coffee right here, and I got energy
00:50:43.889 --> 00:50:45.929
drinks in the fridge for later. So, yeah. I don't
00:50:45.929 --> 00:50:48.050
drink caffeine, so I'll just drink water. No,
00:50:48.090 --> 00:50:50.840
you need to get on it. Yeah. So, you need to
00:50:50.840 --> 00:50:53.159
suck less when I'm here. I do have to beg Mrs.
00:50:53.320 --> 00:50:55.699
Russ to make me some coffee, though. Yo, raw
00:50:55.699 --> 00:50:59.719
dogging life on no caffeine. Also, hydrate? Cheers.
00:50:59.940 --> 00:51:02.699
Thank you. You got it. He's just trying to make
00:51:02.699 --> 00:51:05.420
us piss. Yeah, exactly. I got all my fluids by
00:51:05.420 --> 00:51:07.800
me. And I'm going to play a Mercadian Mask Island
00:51:07.800 --> 00:51:10.500
real quick and then pass the turn. You're just
00:51:10.500 --> 00:51:12.260
making it so Golly doesn't attack you. Yeah,
00:51:12.260 --> 00:51:17.079
no shit. I literally... I dug through my basics
00:51:17.079 --> 00:51:18.599
to make sure this deck had nothing but Mercadian
00:51:18.599 --> 00:51:22.519
Mask basics. No shit, literally. Even though
00:51:22.519 --> 00:51:24.699
the Modern Horizon 1 Snowlands are the best basics.
00:51:25.019 --> 00:51:28.159
You watch your dirty mouth. I've never seen anyone
00:51:28.159 --> 00:51:30.599
play Modern Horizon 1 Snowlands. I'm going to
00:51:30.599 --> 00:51:32.059
play a card that I think is going to be kind
00:51:32.059 --> 00:51:34.199
of not great to play here. I'm going to play
00:51:34.199 --> 00:51:38.380
Valky, God of Lies. Okay. One and a black. When
00:51:38.380 --> 00:51:40.300
it enters the battlefield, each opponent reveals
00:51:40.300 --> 00:51:42.860
their hand, so that'll be fun to keep track of.
00:51:43.019 --> 00:51:45.119
And then for each opponent, I exile a creature
00:51:45.119 --> 00:51:47.159
they revealed this way until Valky leaves the
00:51:47.159 --> 00:51:50.400
battlefield. I only have one creature in my hand,
00:51:50.440 --> 00:51:51.880
but you're going to like it a lot. Who are you
00:51:51.880 --> 00:51:54.280
looking at? I also only have one creature. Oh,
00:51:54.300 --> 00:51:56.420
do we all reveal? Yeah, you have to reveal your
00:51:56.420 --> 00:52:00.260
hand. Oh, okay. So. Okay, so Sheldred is exiled.
00:52:00.780 --> 00:52:05.500
Yeah, he's that silly creature. Yeah, I got Razaketh
00:52:05.500 --> 00:52:11.500
the Foulblooded and Quantum Riddler. Get Razaketh
00:52:11.500 --> 00:52:14.059
out of there. I love Quantum Riddler. Riddler
00:52:14.059 --> 00:52:15.820
fucks, man. That card's so good. That's what
00:52:15.820 --> 00:52:17.320
I'm talking about. This card is like... This
00:52:17.320 --> 00:52:20.599
showcase art of Riddler is like $60, $70 online,
00:52:20.739 --> 00:52:24.460
and I think that's kind of justified. I think
00:52:24.460 --> 00:52:27.150
it's so overpriced. It's so overrated. Couldn't
00:52:27.150 --> 00:52:29.190
disagree more, Jarvis. Couldn't disagree more.
00:52:29.309 --> 00:52:32.130
It's not that it's a bad card. I gotta figure
00:52:32.130 --> 00:52:35.130
out what I'm exiling from Russ. Shut up a second.
00:52:35.309 --> 00:52:40.690
I only have one creature, a life creed duo. Life
00:52:40.690 --> 00:52:45.269
creed duo? Is that from Bloomboro? It is. It's
00:52:45.269 --> 00:52:48.570
a bat bird. It's a 1 -2 with flying that says
00:52:48.570 --> 00:52:50.570
whenever another creature you control enters,
00:52:50.650 --> 00:52:53.460
gain one life. Excellent. Well, that's exile
00:52:53.460 --> 00:52:55.460
until Valkyrie leaves. Indentu positive cards
00:52:55.460 --> 00:52:57.440
is a huge flying blocker. You can pitch it to
00:52:57.440 --> 00:52:59.780
Force of Will. It's good in every format. It's
00:52:59.780 --> 00:53:02.519
overrated. Overrated. And when I'm saying cards
00:53:02.519 --> 00:53:04.619
are overrated, I also think that that's yielded.
00:53:04.659 --> 00:53:06.820
I discarded those overrated. And how much play
00:53:06.820 --> 00:53:09.900
did that see? Okay. First off, Jarvis, it wasn't
00:53:09.900 --> 00:53:13.260
discarded. It was exile under Valkyrie. So don't
00:53:13.260 --> 00:53:15.400
make me have to put my glasses on and um actually
00:53:15.400 --> 00:53:18.099
your ass into oblivion. Now it is your turn,
00:53:18.139 --> 00:53:20.730
Jarvis. Do it. Hold on. Now I've got to find
00:53:20.730 --> 00:53:27.409
it. Where's my specs? And you know what? I played
00:53:27.409 --> 00:53:29.250
Bloodshed Ascension last game. I'm going to be
00:53:29.250 --> 00:53:31.349
a jackass and play Mindcrank this game. Hell
00:53:31.349 --> 00:53:33.230
yeah. I love Mindcrank. You're playing the good
00:53:33.230 --> 00:53:35.889
cards now. Whenever an opponent loses life, they
00:53:35.889 --> 00:53:38.710
mill that many cards. Oh yeah, brother. So yeah,
00:53:38.750 --> 00:53:40.050
that and Conrad. This is going to be a quick
00:53:40.050 --> 00:53:41.949
one. We're going to have time for game three,
00:53:42.050 --> 00:53:45.869
dawgs. All right. And that's it. And Norn's annex
00:53:45.869 --> 00:53:47.929
because you've got to pay life or white to...
00:53:48.480 --> 00:53:50.679
Attack me. Russ, I don't care about attacking
00:53:50.679 --> 00:53:56.059
you. Well, no, I'm not worried about Jarvis.
00:53:56.079 --> 00:53:58.059
I'm saying that, like, with the Norn's Annex
00:53:58.059 --> 00:54:00.139
to attack, you're going to have to pay your life,
00:54:00.179 --> 00:54:02.360
which means you're going to have to mill. Right,
00:54:02.420 --> 00:54:06.710
yeah. Where's my exotic orchard? I don't know.
00:54:06.769 --> 00:54:10.590
Is it me? Yep. It is you. All right, untap, draw,
00:54:11.090 --> 00:54:20.599
play Plains for turn, and pass. All right. That's
00:54:20.599 --> 00:54:23.460
a good card that makes me happy. All right, I'm
00:54:23.460 --> 00:54:25.460
going to go ahead and play a Darkwater Catacombs.
00:54:25.480 --> 00:54:28.099
This is the Dimir Filter Land. I'm then going
00:54:28.099 --> 00:54:32.320
to use it to warp in the Quantum Riddler. So
00:54:32.320 --> 00:54:33.980
I'm going to pay two and effectively cycle, but
00:54:33.980 --> 00:54:36.900
maintain this value later. So four, six for five
00:54:36.900 --> 00:54:39.059
with flying. When it enters, I get to draw a
00:54:39.059 --> 00:54:42.679
card. And then it is going to fuck off into exile
00:54:42.679 --> 00:54:45.519
until I want to pay five for it for later. I
00:54:45.519 --> 00:54:47.699
actively don't put that in standard decks, even
00:54:47.699 --> 00:54:50.900
when I play blue. Even though almost every single
00:54:50.900 --> 00:54:53.000
deck is better if you do. But okay, I'm going
00:54:53.000 --> 00:54:55.260
to go ahead and pass the turn. If I'm playing
00:54:55.260 --> 00:54:57.199
a big beater that has card advantage attached
00:54:57.199 --> 00:54:58.780
to it, give me Meringue River Regent in that
00:54:58.780 --> 00:55:00.659
spot instead. That one's also great. Why not
00:55:00.659 --> 00:55:03.460
run both? Like literally the last three standard
00:55:03.460 --> 00:55:05.500
decks that I actually had fun with included both
00:55:05.500 --> 00:55:08.679
of those cards. I don't have that much room for
00:55:08.679 --> 00:55:11.380
non -artifact creatures in my blue decks. Sure.
00:55:12.710 --> 00:55:15.150
I'm going to play Rowan Atkinson, the Scion of
00:55:15.150 --> 00:55:19.150
War. For one and two -thirds of I, it's a 4 -2
00:55:19.150 --> 00:55:21.630
with Menace, and I can tap to have my spells
00:55:21.630 --> 00:55:24.769
this turn that are black or red cost X less to
00:55:24.769 --> 00:55:26.610
Casper, X is the amount of life I've lost this
00:55:26.610 --> 00:55:32.929
turn. That's nice. I want to... Thanks. I'm going
00:55:32.929 --> 00:55:36.389
to... I don't want to pay life. I'm going to
00:55:36.389 --> 00:55:38.530
swing two at Ham just so we can get the mind
00:55:38.530 --> 00:55:41.170
crank going. Okay. So I'm going to... Yeah, boy.
00:55:41.550 --> 00:55:44.429
I'm going to lose two and mill two. I'm milling
00:55:44.429 --> 00:55:47.090
a Demonic Council, which is like Demonic Tutor,
00:55:47.090 --> 00:55:50.590
but not as good, and then a Mountain. No, Mercadian
00:55:50.659 --> 00:55:54.619
Mask Mountain, naturally. Oh, yes, ham. For anyone
00:55:54.619 --> 00:55:56.219
who's not familiar with Generic Commander, Jolly
00:55:56.219 --> 00:55:59.460
has a massive hard -on for Mercadian Mask, so
00:55:59.460 --> 00:56:02.659
include those lands in your deck and you immediately
00:56:02.659 --> 00:56:08.489
make a friend. It's great. Yep. All right. There's
00:56:08.489 --> 00:56:11.889
Christmas trees everywhere. Oh, yeah. Let's go.
00:56:12.130 --> 00:56:16.809
Thank you for the bits. Appreciate it. Also,
00:56:16.889 --> 00:56:22.630
by the way, I have not... Wait, no. Jolly just
00:56:22.630 --> 00:56:27.269
slapped me. Oh, yeah. I'm done. I haven't made
00:56:27.269 --> 00:56:30.989
a big deal about this, but any gift subs, donations,
00:56:31.309 --> 00:56:35.019
subs, anything that gets... thrown out on this
00:56:35.019 --> 00:56:37.699
stream is going to directly go to help make sure
00:56:37.699 --> 00:56:41.860
that this crew gets to Atlanta and make sure
00:56:41.860 --> 00:56:44.619
that we get to eat while we're there. So, yeah.
00:56:44.780 --> 00:56:48.059
If you want to give Ham a hug and then do anything
00:56:48.059 --> 00:56:52.280
else with me, then all you have to do is give
00:56:52.280 --> 00:56:54.679
money and we'll make sure that Russ can go. Yeah.
00:56:54.719 --> 00:56:57.199
And Jolly will take you to fourth base if you
00:56:57.199 --> 00:57:00.420
let him. Which one? Wait, fourth base? Think
00:57:00.420 --> 00:57:04.480
about it. That's a home run, baby. No, that's
00:57:04.480 --> 00:57:07.099
not the fourth base. That's home plate. Hey,
00:57:08.599 --> 00:57:10.440
I'll take you to pitcher somehow. Hell yeah.
00:57:11.860 --> 00:57:13.800
I'm going to do what's called going for it on
00:57:13.800 --> 00:57:16.099
this turn. And by going for it, I mean dedicating
00:57:16.099 --> 00:57:18.460
my entire mana base. And if it gets stopped,
00:57:18.619 --> 00:57:21.179
I get fucked so hard. I love that. I love getting
00:57:21.179 --> 00:57:23.239
fucked so hard. I'm going to tap that swamp for
00:57:23.239 --> 00:57:26.150
a black. I'm going to play my land for turn.
00:57:26.269 --> 00:57:28.710
It's a lake of the dead. Lake of the dead is...
00:57:28.909 --> 00:57:31.090
Good old card from Alliances that when it comes
00:57:31.090 --> 00:57:33.090
into play, you sacrifice a swamp or you have
00:57:33.090 --> 00:57:35.190
to bury Lake of the Dead. I'm going to sacrifice
00:57:35.190 --> 00:57:39.079
this tap swamp. It also has the ability that
00:57:39.079 --> 00:57:41.500
it naturally taps your black, but you can also
00:57:41.500 --> 00:57:45.119
tap it and sacrifice a swamp to add four black.
00:57:47.110 --> 00:57:50.349
I want to go... Do I have anything for one man?
00:57:50.449 --> 00:57:52.849
I do. And that card also is on the reserve list,
00:57:52.989 --> 00:57:54.690
if I'm not mistaken. So talk about a card that's
00:57:54.690 --> 00:57:57.750
market price does not directly correlate with
00:57:57.750 --> 00:58:00.469
its value in game. It is on the reserve list.
00:58:00.809 --> 00:58:03.389
I want to tap that and sacrifice a swamp for
00:58:03.389 --> 00:58:05.820
four black. I'm now going to go with the five
00:58:05.820 --> 00:58:08.380
black I have. I'm going to play Conrad. Anyone
00:58:13.599 --> 00:58:16.500
stopping it? Am I good? No counters. I can't
00:58:16.500 --> 00:58:21.510
counter it. Okay. Unless you got a sword on that
00:58:21.510 --> 00:58:25.210
end step? I mean... Nothing. Okay. I'm going
00:58:25.210 --> 00:58:30.099
to pass the turn and hold on to my butts. Now,
00:58:30.099 --> 00:58:32.320
Rust... Okay, so now we have an interesting thing
00:58:32.320 --> 00:58:34.559
here because, Rust, you got to take one damage
00:58:34.559 --> 00:58:36.480
from your mana ball in your upkeep, right? Yeah?
00:58:37.119 --> 00:58:39.940
Yeah. So let's see if we get a chain going. So
00:58:39.940 --> 00:58:41.860
you take one and then you got a mill one. Mill
00:58:41.860 --> 00:58:45.739
one. Right, so we're gonna... Chain, chain, chain,
00:58:45.900 --> 00:58:48.179
chain. Yeah, I mean, that could win the game
00:58:48.179 --> 00:58:50.099
if our hits are bad. Yeah, this might win the
00:58:50.099 --> 00:58:52.400
game right now. This might be all of it. Planes.
00:58:52.860 --> 00:59:00.820
All right. Good for them. Also, in response to
00:59:00.820 --> 00:59:03.989
my own trigger, I'm gonna play an Enlightened
00:59:03.989 --> 00:59:08.599
Tutor. Okay. So now I'm not going to lose it
00:59:08.599 --> 00:59:12.280
when I got pinged. Yay. Lighten Tutor says, search
00:59:12.280 --> 00:59:14.039
your library for an artifact or enchantment card.
00:59:14.099 --> 00:59:17.059
So it's not after the trigger. After the trigger,
00:59:17.159 --> 00:59:18.699
yeah. After the trigger. After the trigger resolves,
00:59:18.719 --> 00:59:21.369
but still in your upkeep? Yep. Yeah, before we
00:59:21.369 --> 00:59:23.110
go to draw. Yeah, yeah. Before we go to draw.
00:59:24.159 --> 00:59:27.110
Before we go to draw. Before we go to draw. Before
00:59:27.139 --> 00:59:28.960
we go to draw. I got a rusted root on the noggin.
00:59:28.980 --> 00:59:32.539
I don't know why. Because it's good shit. Y 'all
00:59:32.539 --> 00:59:36.139
like rusted root? Y 'all like Simi On My Way
00:59:36.139 --> 00:59:39.119
by Rusted Root Chat? I want every person in the
00:59:39.119 --> 00:59:43.989
chat to respond. Simi On My Way. That's absolutely
00:59:43.989 --> 00:59:45.610
awesome. I don't know what you're talking about.
00:59:45.670 --> 00:59:47.110
You don't know that song? Dude, okay, Jarvis,
00:59:47.110 --> 00:59:52.369
you need to. I would like to reach out. Oh, okay.
00:59:56.750 --> 00:59:59.150
That's a bit I want to do one of these days.
00:59:59.329 --> 01:00:02.250
I want to pick a song like that. where their
01:00:02.250 --> 01:00:04.849
articulation is just not great. Like, most of
01:00:04.849 --> 01:00:06.750
Pearl Jam's catalog would be great for this.
01:00:06.750 --> 01:00:08.889
So anything by Ariana Grande. Also that, yeah.
01:00:08.969 --> 01:00:11.889
And basically just do the whole karaoke, but,
01:00:11.949 --> 01:00:15.130
like, mumble the whole song very confidently.
01:00:15.190 --> 01:00:17.690
I think that would be really funny. Oh, no, I
01:00:17.690 --> 01:00:20.130
did send me on my way on Thursday's karaoke,
01:00:20.230 --> 01:00:22.289
and it was a ball. I had such a good time. That's
01:00:22.289 --> 01:00:23.369
a good one, man. You don't even have to sing.
01:00:23.469 --> 01:00:26.309
You can do whatever you want. But when it comes
01:00:26.309 --> 01:00:29.889
to songs, I'm very bad at knowing names and artists
01:00:29.889 --> 01:00:33.949
of songs. Okay. Most of them are Billy Joel.
01:00:34.730 --> 01:00:37.630
Most songs are Billy Joel. Most songs. As soon
01:00:37.630 --> 01:00:38.889
as you guys started singing this song, I'm like,
01:00:38.969 --> 01:00:41.730
oh, yeah, I know that song now. Yeah, yeah. All
01:00:41.730 --> 01:00:45.449
right. So. But if you'd play that, what's the
01:00:45.449 --> 01:00:46.849
name of the artist that sings this? Or what's
01:00:46.849 --> 01:00:48.050
the name of the song? I'm like, I don't fucking
01:00:48.050 --> 01:00:52.099
know. Card Revealed is a, Jolly's going to like
01:00:52.099 --> 01:00:55.739
this, Mirage Mirror. Okay. Mirage Mirror. Yeah,
01:00:56.000 --> 01:00:58.239
that rules. I'm here for it. All right. So now
01:00:58.239 --> 01:01:01.869
I'm going to draw. Nice. I like anything that
01:01:01.869 --> 01:01:04.889
most songs are really good. Yeah, it's not wrong.
01:01:04.889 --> 01:01:08.730
He was very prolific. And the other large portion
01:01:08.730 --> 01:01:13.059
of them were Dave Matthews. Oh, man, I messed
01:01:13.059 --> 01:01:16.730
up. I don't know, man. I think Rubex King fucks.
01:01:16.730 --> 01:01:19.929
But yeah, anyway, it's fine. Yeah, but that's
01:01:19.929 --> 01:01:22.309
like one song versus anything Billy Joel's done
01:01:22.309 --> 01:01:24.820
at all. You're not wrong, actually. I literally
01:01:24.820 --> 01:01:27.420
had the best of Billy Joel in heavy rotation
01:01:27.420 --> 01:01:29.960
for a long time. All four discs. There really
01:01:29.960 --> 01:01:32.400
isn't a loser in the whole thing. Yeah, yeah,
01:01:32.400 --> 01:01:36.800
he's legit. I'm going to pass. I messed up. You
01:01:36.800 --> 01:01:38.800
know, Billy Joel is a safe human being because
01:01:38.800 --> 01:01:47.010
he never starts fires. It's true. I'm almost
01:01:47.010 --> 01:01:51.250
mad at how much I enjoyed that. By that logic,
01:01:51.369 --> 01:01:53.969
he's hanging out with Panic at the Disco, right?
01:01:54.050 --> 01:01:57.730
Or Fall Out Boy? Oh, yeah, which one? I think
01:01:57.730 --> 01:01:59.650
it's Fall Out Boy, right? Oh, yeah, Fall Out
01:01:59.650 --> 01:02:01.010
Boy covered it, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, Fall Out
01:02:01.010 --> 01:02:06.539
Boy. All right, so I did my untap, upkeep, and
01:02:06.539 --> 01:02:09.400
or draw. I'm going to play a Plaza of Heroes.
01:02:12.960 --> 01:02:15.300
What's that? I asked if you thought he introduced
01:02:15.300 --> 01:02:20.340
Uptown Girl to Fall Out Boy. Probably not because
01:02:20.340 --> 01:02:23.900
he didn't cut himself enough. Jesus Christ. Yeah,
01:02:24.059 --> 01:02:26.159
here we go. All right, I'm not going to – I don't
01:02:26.159 --> 01:02:29.289
love how this is going to – shake out, but I
01:02:29.289 --> 01:02:31.909
feel like it's the right thing to do given that
01:02:31.909 --> 01:02:34.650
Jarvis loaded a gun and set it on the table.
01:02:34.769 --> 01:02:37.010
I feel like I should do my best to, you know...
01:02:37.010 --> 01:02:40.949
Fire it? No, not at all, actually. I am going
01:02:40.949 --> 01:02:43.289
to lose life to do this, though. So I'm going
01:02:43.289 --> 01:02:44.670
to pay three, and I'm going to cast Withering
01:02:44.670 --> 01:02:47.760
Torment, targeting Sir Conrad. Withering Torment
01:02:47.760 --> 01:02:49.320
says destroy target creature or enchantment.
01:02:49.340 --> 01:02:54.849
You lose two life. And I just want to do that
01:02:54.849 --> 01:02:56.809
before anybody else does anything. You know,
01:02:56.849 --> 01:02:59.590
this is why I'm casting an instant in my freaking
01:02:59.590 --> 01:03:06.659
main phase. Yeah. Makes me sad. Yeah. Use your
01:03:06.659 --> 01:03:10.809
two life and then mill two. I will. I like this.
01:03:11.590 --> 01:03:13.989
I like what's happened. Yep. And now I get to
01:03:13.989 --> 01:03:15.530
mill two. It's going to be a lightning greaves
01:03:15.530 --> 01:03:18.789
and a frost boil snarl. All right. Snarling.
01:03:20.699 --> 01:03:23.179
Snarly. Everything snarly. All right, Jolly.
01:03:23.179 --> 01:03:26.519
Everything snarly. Sorry, God. I'm mad at myself
01:03:26.519 --> 01:03:28.559
for doing that one. No, no, no. That's good.
01:03:28.719 --> 01:03:31.530
I'm a little sorry. Man, I just keep drawing
01:03:31.530 --> 01:03:34.610
all this removal, but no way to win. I'm going
01:03:34.610 --> 01:03:38.570
to... I had my way to win. And then this man
01:03:38.570 --> 01:03:41.190
was like, fuck you. You sacrificed two lands
01:03:41.190 --> 01:03:44.030
to set that up. Jarvis, I'm going to swing at
01:03:44.030 --> 01:03:49.070
you for two. Rowan Atkinson comes in for four.
01:03:49.210 --> 01:03:50.769
It's not often that one of your opponents is
01:03:50.769 --> 01:03:52.849
like, here are my nuts, please don't kick them.
01:03:52.929 --> 01:03:55.130
It's like, well, I think I will. Thank you. And
01:03:55.130 --> 01:03:59.630
I'm going to hit Ham for two. So I get to mill
01:03:59.630 --> 01:04:03.320
two? No, you don't mill before the spell resolves
01:04:03.320 --> 01:04:06.340
because that trigger's put on the stack the next
01:04:06.340 --> 01:04:08.820
time state -based actions are checked, and that's
01:04:08.820 --> 01:04:10.820
only checked after the spell is completely done
01:04:10.820 --> 01:04:14.139
resolving. So even though he loses life in the
01:04:14.139 --> 01:04:17.610
spell, once the spell is all the way done is
01:04:17.610 --> 01:04:20.150
when you actually do the milling from Pinecrank.
01:04:20.289 --> 01:04:22.929
Yep, yep. Cozy Porky Pineass. Yes, thank you.
01:04:23.030 --> 01:04:24.929
Yeah, because it's the resolution. So, yeah,
01:04:24.949 --> 01:04:28.070
Conrad's dead. I wish it was the other way. If
01:04:28.070 --> 01:04:32.030
it was as an additional cost to cast it, then
01:04:32.030 --> 01:04:33.750
it would have worked that way. Yeah, literally.
01:04:33.849 --> 01:04:35.349
If it was just you lose two life, then destroy
01:04:35.349 --> 01:04:36.909
a tiger creature, then, yeah, that would have
01:04:36.909 --> 01:04:39.670
worked. Yep. It's kind of wild. Now, I did hit
01:04:39.670 --> 01:04:41.690
you for two hams, but you need to mill two. I
01:04:41.690 --> 01:04:44.389
get to mill two. That's an Entomb and a Mana
01:04:44.389 --> 01:04:46.230
Geyser. These are not the mills I want. These
01:04:46.230 --> 01:04:48.349
are not the mills I'm looking for. I'm happy
01:04:48.349 --> 01:04:52.289
those are the mills. Come on, now. Because when
01:04:52.289 --> 01:04:53.730
Conrad comes back out, there's still creatures
01:04:53.730 --> 01:05:00.829
to be had. Untap. Draw. I was just so bummed
01:05:00.829 --> 01:05:05.389
about that in Tomb. Guy reached Sanitarium. Oh,
01:05:05.389 --> 01:05:07.010
wait a minute. Hold on. What did you cast, Ham?
01:05:08.650 --> 01:05:11.690
I cast Withering Torment. Oh, Withering Torment.
01:05:11.809 --> 01:05:13.969
Not the other. Okay, let me double check Withering.
01:05:14.070 --> 01:05:17.519
Are they going to feed this one? Withering Torment
01:05:17.519 --> 01:05:20.420
is... Yeah, destroy target creature, you lose
01:05:20.420 --> 01:05:24.460
two life. Yep. Where something like Bitter Triumph
01:05:24.460 --> 01:05:27.579
is as an additional cost to cast. Yes. Because,
01:05:27.699 --> 01:05:29.539
yeah, if I were to do something like that, then
01:05:29.539 --> 01:05:32.400
the life loss would hit before the spell resolves.
01:05:32.420 --> 01:05:34.179
And then a different story. But, yeah, 2Blaive
01:05:34.179 --> 01:05:36.239
and CyberCleaners. What up? Good to see you guys.
01:05:36.280 --> 01:05:38.019
Thank you so much, everybody, for coming in.
01:05:38.159 --> 01:05:41.739
I'm amazed that here I am on a time when I didn't.
01:05:42.019 --> 01:05:43.840
Sundays I almost never streamed before, so it's
01:05:43.840 --> 01:05:45.760
wild that, like, I'm on an off day from what
01:05:45.760 --> 01:05:47.639
I used to have five months ago, and y 'all are
01:05:47.639 --> 01:05:50.199
still here. It's amazing. Thank you, guys. Freaking
01:05:50.199 --> 01:05:52.599
legends, all of you. Anyway. Sorry. Back to the
01:05:52.599 --> 01:05:56.769
game. Russ, it's all you. I played a guy from
01:05:56.769 --> 01:06:02.550
Sanitarium. Untap. Lose a life, meal, a Captain
01:06:02.550 --> 01:06:06.840
America super soldier. This is where Conrad would
01:06:06.840 --> 01:06:11.039
have gone off, Pam. I know. And draw. And then
01:06:11.039 --> 01:06:12.920
I would have lost, which is why I didn't want
01:06:12.920 --> 01:06:15.570
you to do that. Did you actually tick down your
01:06:15.570 --> 01:06:20.730
life loss there, Russ? I did not. Boop. All right,
01:06:20.730 --> 01:06:22.190
I think we'll finally get some damage coming
01:06:22.190 --> 01:06:24.690
in because Russ should be able to play the commander.
01:06:26.349 --> 01:06:29.510
No, I only have three lands and I am missing
01:06:29.510 --> 01:06:32.099
my land drop. Where's our Descent to Avernus?
01:06:34.329 --> 01:06:38.420
Oh, man. So I'm going to pay three. One and two
01:06:38.420 --> 01:06:42.349
white. For Adeline, Respendant Cathar. Oh, that's
01:06:42.349 --> 01:06:46.539
a good one. X4 with Vigilance. Her power is equal
01:06:46.539 --> 01:06:48.300
to the number of creatures I control. Currently,
01:06:48.300 --> 01:06:51.260
that's one. Whenever I attack for each opponent,
01:06:51.340 --> 01:06:53.739
create a 1 -1 white human creature token that's
01:06:53.739 --> 01:06:56.199
tapped and attacking that player or planeswalker
01:06:56.199 --> 01:07:00.469
they control. And then I pee the tea, BB. Okie
01:07:00.469 --> 01:07:07.679
dokie. I'll get you your Conrad triggers, Jarvis.
01:07:08.929 --> 01:07:14.900
Okay. I am in the mood for some more mind cranking.
01:07:15.760 --> 01:07:18.500
I want to crank my mind. So I'm going to shock
01:07:18.500 --> 01:07:20.699
in a watery grave. This is the demure shock.
01:07:20.699 --> 01:07:25.519
I lose two and I get to mill two. All right.
01:07:26.059 --> 01:07:29.289
I'm going to be milling a desperate ritual. And
01:07:29.289 --> 01:07:32.550
a Faithful Suiting. Son of a bitch. None of these
01:07:32.550 --> 01:07:35.230
are the cards I want to see. Like, not one of
01:07:35.230 --> 01:07:40.949
them. Whoopsie. I'll try to help you out. I know
01:07:40.949 --> 01:07:42.389
you will, and I appreciate that. F 'n beans,
01:07:42.630 --> 01:07:52.210
baby. Yep. I have a card in my hand, but I don't
01:07:52.210 --> 01:07:58.230
know that it's particularly helpful here. Oh,
01:07:58.409 --> 01:08:01.170
I assure you, I am seething right now. A little
01:08:01.170 --> 01:08:07.090
bit. A little bit, Jose. You're not wrong. Honestly,
01:08:07.210 --> 01:08:10.519
it's most... What's up? Somebody redeemed internal
01:08:10.519 --> 01:08:14.059
monologue. What does that mean? I have a number
01:08:14.059 --> 01:08:17.539
of audio cues on my stream that are just me saying
01:08:17.539 --> 01:08:19.659
things. And so that one, the internal monologue
01:08:19.659 --> 01:08:24.270
seething, is just me saying, yeah, I'm seething
01:08:24.270 --> 01:08:27.869
right now. That's all. My favorite, though, is
01:08:27.869 --> 01:08:30.529
turned on. Because, like, you know, I'm not showing
01:08:30.529 --> 01:08:32.069
it on my face, but I'm a little turned on right
01:08:32.069 --> 01:08:34.409
now. Yeah, I was proud of that one. I'm not going
01:08:34.409 --> 01:08:37.229
to lie. I definitely showed it on my face when
01:08:37.229 --> 01:08:39.810
I cast Conrad, though. Yeah, I mean, that's fair.
01:08:42.189 --> 01:08:43.630
It's frustrating, too, because I literally don't
01:08:43.630 --> 01:08:45.010
even have the red mana for Faithless Looting.
01:08:46.909 --> 01:08:50.350
I can't even flash it back. It's bothersome.
01:08:50.409 --> 01:08:52.229
Yeah, I was noticing that you're lacking some
01:08:52.229 --> 01:08:55.109
Arcadian Mask Mountains right now. Well, I milled
01:08:55.109 --> 01:08:57.449
the one. I saw Khan. Yeah, you're welcome. I
01:08:57.449 --> 01:08:59.489
milled the one that I have in this deck. You're
01:08:59.489 --> 01:09:04.399
welcome. I'm helping. Sure. I'm going to pay
01:09:04.399 --> 01:09:07.000
three, and I'm going to do that thing that I
01:09:07.000 --> 01:09:09.369
don't... Love when people do, but I'm going to
01:09:09.369 --> 01:09:11.489
do it. Windfall? Windfall? I'm going to cast
01:09:11.489 --> 01:09:13.789
Solve the Equation. I'm going to search my library
01:09:13.789 --> 01:09:15.489
for an instant or sorcery card, reveal it, put
01:09:15.489 --> 01:09:18.409
it in my hand, then shuffle. I have... I was...
01:09:18.409 --> 01:09:21.670
Dream Dragon Ari, actually, you know, viewer
01:09:21.670 --> 01:09:24.329
of this chat, an absolute legend, won the whole
01:09:24.329 --> 01:09:29.210
Extra Life secret layer on somebody else's channel,
01:09:29.449 --> 01:09:33.130
and they are international, so actually had it
01:09:33.130 --> 01:09:35.130
sent to me, which I got to say, huge thank you.
01:09:35.289 --> 01:09:37.149
And they're all in here, because... Fuck it,
01:09:37.170 --> 01:09:39.029
why not? I'm trying not to show it on my face.
01:09:39.090 --> 01:09:41.609
Yeah. But I'm a little turned on right now. So
01:09:41.609 --> 01:09:44.130
yeah, so I get to find an instant or sorcery
01:09:44.130 --> 01:09:47.890
card and throw it into my hand. So let's take
01:09:47.890 --> 01:09:52.180
a quick peek. I'm going to get reanimated. There's
01:09:52.180 --> 01:09:53.560
a decent chance of that, but there's some other
01:09:53.560 --> 01:09:56.319
options. What I would enjoy about you getting
01:09:56.319 --> 01:09:58.140
reanimated is this will be the second game in
01:09:58.140 --> 01:10:00.039
a row that you would cast reanimate when you
01:10:00.039 --> 01:10:02.720
are notably not a huge fan of reanimate. Yes,
01:10:02.760 --> 01:10:06.609
it is actually. I believe reanimates. in commander
01:10:06.609 --> 01:10:10.890
reanimate is not one of the better um reanimation
01:10:10.890 --> 01:10:20.010
spells believe it or not um i think that as a
01:10:20.010 --> 01:10:23.649
as a boy who likes to go very fast i think that
01:10:23.649 --> 01:10:26.449
it's it would probably be my favorite one but
01:10:26.449 --> 01:10:28.810
that's if i liked playing reanimator which yeah
01:10:28.810 --> 01:10:31.289
i would much rather just turn one show and tell
01:10:31.289 --> 01:10:34.140
and have everybody ruin the game it's like a
01:10:34.140 --> 01:10:35.960
lot there's a part of me there's a part of me
01:10:35.960 --> 01:10:37.500
that wants to grab lori and reveal and just island
01:10:37.500 --> 01:10:42.899
cycle it immediately yeah it is hilarious to
01:10:42.899 --> 01:10:45.619
me how much you love mill but don't like reanimator
01:10:45.619 --> 01:10:51.640
oh well it's it's sort of like um i think it's
01:10:51.640 --> 01:10:53.199
the kind of thing of like there's a lot of people
01:10:53.199 --> 01:10:56.479
who claim to be christian and then live a life
01:10:56.479 --> 01:11:00.439
full of sin real christians just play mill but
01:11:00.439 --> 01:11:03.699
like republican christians reanimator you're
01:11:03.699 --> 01:11:07.819
not wrong hey ow ow ow sorry bud rust oh ham
01:11:07.819 --> 01:11:11.140
he just called us republicans Whoa, whoa, hey,
01:11:11.300 --> 01:11:14.720
watch that. R is for reanimator and Republican.
01:11:15.220 --> 01:11:18.659
Coincidence? I think not. I think you just made
01:11:18.659 --> 01:11:22.439
that shit up, but okay, yeah. Me? Me? Notable
01:11:22.439 --> 01:11:30.529
liar? I love that as a title. But no, in Commander,
01:11:30.890 --> 01:11:32.970
I would rather have animate, dead, victimize,
01:11:32.970 --> 01:11:38.810
or stitch together over reanimate, usually. Do
01:11:38.810 --> 01:11:41.930
I have victimize in this deck? I might. I think
01:11:41.930 --> 01:11:43.750
you do, because I do think you got... It was
01:11:43.750 --> 01:11:46.409
in one of... Was it in the Tiny Bones one? The
01:11:46.409 --> 01:11:50.970
Tiny Bones secret lair? I hope so. I have an
01:11:50.970 --> 01:11:53.130
idea. You know, let's make some shit happen.
01:11:53.310 --> 01:11:56.909
I'm going to grab Scheming Symmetry. Yo! I love
01:11:56.909 --> 01:12:02.399
that card. Yep. For this deck specifically. Holy
01:12:02.399 --> 01:12:05.859
crap. I do have Victimize. It wasn't in a secret
01:12:05.859 --> 01:12:12.399
lair, though. Yeah, not all Republicans are Necromancers,
01:12:12.420 --> 01:12:16.000
but all Necromancers are Republicans. Bandit,
01:12:16.000 --> 01:12:17.539
I don't hate that logic. I think you might be
01:12:17.539 --> 01:12:19.420
honest on there. I agree with that because all
01:12:19.420 --> 01:12:21.140
of them are just like, hey, you know all of those
01:12:21.140 --> 01:12:23.739
laws we changed and abolished because they were
01:12:23.739 --> 01:12:27.340
horrible and everybody hated them and only made
01:12:27.340 --> 01:12:29.640
life worse? What if we brought them back from
01:12:29.640 --> 01:12:31.979
the dead? Right, exactly. All those things that
01:12:31.979 --> 01:12:34.399
we progressed beyond. Literally, their opponents
01:12:34.399 --> 01:12:37.460
are called progressives. You guys are anti -progress?
01:12:37.640 --> 01:12:39.359
You're saying it right there. Anyway, whatever.
01:12:40.640 --> 01:12:42.260
So I'm going to take scheming symmetry, put it
01:12:42.260 --> 01:12:44.000
in my hand. I'm then going to tap this water
01:12:44.000 --> 01:12:46.100
grave for black. And I'm going to cast scheming
01:12:46.100 --> 01:12:48.680
symmetry. For those not familiar, it's like a
01:12:48.680 --> 01:12:51.079
sorcery speed vampiric tutor, but one of my opponents
01:12:51.079 --> 01:12:54.140
gets to do it too. So I'm going to choose two
01:12:54.140 --> 01:12:55.739
target. Actually, I could choose two target players.
01:12:55.880 --> 01:12:58.079
I don't have to be one of them, which I think
01:12:58.079 --> 01:13:01.880
is very funny. Two target players, each of them
01:13:01.880 --> 01:13:04.100
searches their library for a card, then shuffles
01:13:04.100 --> 01:13:05.539
their library and puts that card on top of it.
01:13:05.619 --> 01:13:08.260
You know what? Russ. I'm going to let you go
01:13:08.260 --> 01:13:11.920
find something. Don't do this to me, please.
01:13:12.140 --> 01:13:14.489
Why not? Because I'm going to have to mill it.
01:13:15.050 --> 01:13:22.560
Exactly. That's 100 % the idea. Understand that
01:13:22.560 --> 01:13:25.380
you will be milling and pick something you don't
01:13:25.380 --> 01:13:30.539
want to draw. I want to make it as minimally
01:13:30.539 --> 01:13:34.659
valuable for you as possible. I just went and
01:13:34.659 --> 01:13:38.970
looked at... my Conrad deck to see if I had Victimized
01:13:38.970 --> 01:13:43.479
in here. And you know how you get the lovely
01:13:43.479 --> 01:13:45.500
view of the value of your deck by Moxfield? Yeah.
01:13:46.000 --> 01:13:47.699
It made me want to throw up a little bit because
01:13:47.699 --> 01:13:49.079
apparently a lot of cards that I have in this
01:13:49.079 --> 01:13:51.579
deck have gone up quite a bit. I believe it.
01:13:53.350 --> 01:13:56.689
Okay, so here's the card I'm grabbing. I just
01:13:56.689 --> 01:14:00.810
got Exiled. Hang on. Uh -oh. Okay. That's not
01:14:00.810 --> 01:14:05.109
ideal. There we go. We're back. Alright, I'm
01:14:05.109 --> 01:14:06.949
still searching for something that's... Oh, you
01:14:06.949 --> 01:14:09.369
know what? Yeah, this is dumb. Running Scheming
01:14:09.369 --> 01:14:12.670
Symmetry in a deck with a villain as well, so
01:14:12.670 --> 01:14:14.810
that you get to steal whatever they grab, cozy.
01:14:14.890 --> 01:14:20.050
I love that. Yeah. Yeah, let your opponent grab
01:14:20.050 --> 01:14:22.369
their best thing and just friggin', yeah, run
01:14:22.369 --> 01:14:27.670
with it. Do I have to reveal it? No, you don't,
01:14:27.710 --> 01:14:30.010
because it can literally be any card. So, yeah.
01:14:30.170 --> 01:14:34.699
Oh, nice. Even better. Alright, I'm going to
01:14:34.699 --> 01:14:37.750
put this on top. You can get a villain as well
01:14:37.750 --> 01:14:39.310
at the top of your library. Oh, because of Glarb,
01:14:39.310 --> 01:14:43.239
right. Dude, cozy that rules. I love it. Yeah,
01:14:43.260 --> 01:14:45.779
yeah. Baby legs with a hype pig. I love it. That
01:14:45.779 --> 01:14:49.640
emote is one of my favorites. I'm a fan. Alright.
01:14:50.619 --> 01:14:57.649
So, yeah. There we go. People that play pay attention
01:14:57.649 --> 01:15:05.470
to things a lot more than I do. Why did Grave
01:15:06.399 --> 01:15:13.199
Pack spike this year? Because it's fun. Was there
01:15:13.199 --> 01:15:15.619
like a sacrifice deck in one of the pre -cons?
01:15:15.680 --> 01:15:20.739
I can't remember. Polluted Delta. Or literally
01:15:20.739 --> 01:15:22.739
somebody played it on game nights to good effect.
01:15:22.939 --> 01:15:25.420
Like, it could have been, you know. I'm going
01:15:25.420 --> 01:15:27.420
to pay my life to sacrifice this to put a trigger
01:15:27.420 --> 01:15:31.260
on the sack to go search my library for Swamp
01:15:31.260 --> 01:15:33.539
Island, but I do have to mill a Shadowspear first.
01:15:33.699 --> 01:15:35.659
And then I'll go get it. That's not a great mill.
01:15:35.899 --> 01:15:37.619
It's a great card, though. Shadowspear fucks.
01:15:39.189 --> 01:15:41.510
Grave Pack. The reason why I ask is because,
01:15:41.590 --> 01:15:48.340
like, Grave Pack, right around Lorwyn Eclipsed.
01:15:49.319 --> 01:15:53.539
No, not Lorwyn Eclipsed. rare on strict saving
01:15:53.539 --> 01:15:59.579
just shot up in value it's like like mayish i'm
01:15:59.579 --> 01:16:04.109
gonna shock in blood crypt let's go you get to
01:16:04.109 --> 01:16:06.890
mill another two i do get to mill another two
01:16:06.890 --> 01:16:11.680
i'm very excited about that all righty so we're
01:16:11.680 --> 01:16:13.500
gonna put this yeah i'm loving the idea of this
01:16:13.500 --> 01:16:16.529
mine crank i gotta say and then i'm gonna mill
01:16:16.529 --> 01:16:20.310
a mana vault damn it and a swamp also damn it
01:16:20.310 --> 01:16:23.670
you're welcome You know, I might not be able
01:16:23.670 --> 01:16:25.350
to do much the rest of the game, but at least
01:16:25.350 --> 01:16:27.649
I'm still participating. Yep. Notably, though,
01:16:27.729 --> 01:16:29.829
I've lost three life this turn, so I'm going
01:16:29.829 --> 01:16:32.689
to tap Rowan Atkinson to reduce the cost of my
01:16:32.689 --> 01:16:37.270
red and black spells by three. Uh -oh. And so
01:16:37.270 --> 01:16:41.369
now I can play Karavek. Yeah, Rowan's just been
01:16:41.369 --> 01:16:43.829
chilling here this whole time. Do it. Do it.
01:16:44.090 --> 01:16:46.729
Yeah, I'm going to pay four, five, six, seven.
01:16:47.550 --> 01:16:50.439
Karavek the Merciless. now whenever my opponents
01:16:50.439 --> 01:16:55.020
cast a spell i get to do the damn thing um and
01:16:55.020 --> 01:16:56.840
then what do i want to do oh ham you tutored
01:16:56.840 --> 01:17:00.060
right i mean maybe yeah yeah i'm gonna swing
01:17:00.060 --> 01:17:02.659
you for two all right let's go i'm gonna go ahead
01:17:02.659 --> 01:17:05.600
and and let him mill it takes you damage and
01:17:05.600 --> 01:17:08.180
i'm gonna mill uh villus broker of blood a big
01:17:08.180 --> 01:17:13.899
sexy demon uh and wonder yes oh no wonder absolute
01:17:13.899 --> 01:17:16.380
classic as long as it's in my graveyard and i
01:17:16.380 --> 01:17:18.159
have uh an island creatures i control have flying
01:17:18.739 --> 01:17:21.039
All of them. It's great. Love it. Very good.
01:17:21.220 --> 01:17:23.760
I pass. Go ahead, Jarvis. We're doing it, baby!
01:17:25.729 --> 01:17:31.430
Not Bajookabog. It's a tap land, but it's not
01:17:31.430 --> 01:17:34.939
Bajookabog. It's type of the eye tyrant. It comes
01:17:34.939 --> 01:17:38.270
in tap except two other lands. You have exactly
01:17:38.270 --> 01:17:41.350
enough lands that it doesn't enter on tap. Also,
01:17:42.550 --> 01:17:43.970
not a swamp, so you're like in the dead. It's
01:17:43.970 --> 01:17:49.699
just chilling. Take a damage. Mill. Dalkoven
01:17:49.699 --> 01:17:54.560
encampment. Yeah, but my Kefka will fly when
01:17:54.560 --> 01:17:59.170
he arrives, which I'm pretty excited about. I
01:17:59.270 --> 01:18:02.989
have Plaza, which is a red source for him. This
01:18:02.989 --> 01:18:08.890
is funny to me, but nobody else. I did. Yep,
01:18:09.229 --> 01:18:13.590
it was a Dalkoven encampment. I'm going to play
01:18:13.590 --> 01:18:16.149
an Authority of Consoles. It's an enchantment
01:18:16.149 --> 01:18:18.130
for one that says creatures your opponent control
01:18:18.130 --> 01:18:19.810
enter tapped. Whenever a creature an opponent
01:18:19.810 --> 01:18:22.449
controls enters, you gain one life. Ah, quick.
01:18:22.529 --> 01:18:24.489
You know what? With the cast of that, I'm going
01:18:24.489 --> 01:18:26.390
to deal one damage to Jarvis just to bring him
01:18:26.390 --> 01:18:31.199
down a little bit. You don't want to let me mill
01:18:31.199 --> 01:18:36.529
more? I see how it is. Mill more. No, I don't.
01:18:36.529 --> 01:18:38.489
I don't have a good joke for that. Keep going,
01:18:38.569 --> 01:18:41.520
Russ. Then I'm going to move to combat. I'm going
01:18:41.520 --> 01:18:46.420
to swing Adeline at Jarvis. She's going to trigger
01:18:46.420 --> 01:18:51.869
and make three. human soldier, white human creature
01:18:51.869 --> 01:18:54.449
tokens that's tapped and attacking that player
01:18:54.449 --> 01:18:59.489
or planeswalker they control. One, two, three,
01:18:59.550 --> 01:19:03.100
four. Well, they each go... Yeah, each of those
01:19:03.100 --> 01:19:06.600
are coming at you. So I take five total. Yep.
01:19:06.619 --> 01:19:09.539
Alright. I block the one coming at me. Well,
01:19:09.579 --> 01:19:13.220
I take the one. Puts me on 29. I get to crank
01:19:13.220 --> 01:19:15.939
another... No, that's a delayed blast fireball
01:19:15.939 --> 01:19:22.100
in the graveyard. Unfortunate. So yeah, these
01:19:22.100 --> 01:19:27.449
two guys stay. Olfactor? I love that. And pee
01:19:27.449 --> 01:19:30.289
the tea. Alright. Yeah, a beholder that's just
01:19:30.289 --> 01:19:33.930
a nose. That's amazing. They should make beholders
01:19:33.930 --> 01:19:36.310
of every part of the body, I think. Yes! Oh my
01:19:36.310 --> 01:19:40.750
goodness. I really want a belly button beholder.
01:19:41.449 --> 01:19:46.090
I want a toe holder. Wait, what? Yeah, but you're
01:19:46.090 --> 01:19:49.970
a nasty freak, Charles. All right, I'm going
01:19:49.970 --> 01:19:52.250
to play a Shipwreck Marsh. You appease it by
01:19:52.250 --> 01:19:54.529
filling it if you didn't let. Yikes. Please stop
01:19:54.529 --> 01:20:01.100
talking about this. You started it. All right,
01:20:01.100 --> 01:20:02.520
I'm going to play a Shipwreck Marsh as my land
01:20:02.520 --> 01:20:05.439
for turn, and then I'm going to pay five for
01:20:05.890 --> 01:20:08.510
my commander. So, Jolly, who's getting lightning
01:20:08.510 --> 01:20:14.460
axed? Oh, man. Or what? I think, yeah, because
01:20:14.460 --> 01:20:17.000
I can't attack Russ. I could kill Adeline, but
01:20:17.000 --> 01:20:18.500
I'm not really worried about Adeline. Yeah, I'm
01:20:18.500 --> 01:20:20.779
just going to dome Russ for five and have him
01:20:20.779 --> 01:20:23.010
mill five. Alright, and then when Kefka enters,
01:20:23.109 --> 01:20:25.329
we can do the thing again where everybody gets
01:20:25.329 --> 01:20:28.350
the distinct privilege. Alright, let me mill
01:20:28.350 --> 01:20:33.949
my five first. One, Baird, two, Caprice, two,
01:20:34.409 --> 01:20:39.979
get lost, three, Eldrazi Monument, four, Windborn
01:20:39.979 --> 01:20:43.939
Muse, five. Okay, so everybody gets to discard
01:20:43.939 --> 01:20:47.689
a card. And you gain one life for us. And I gain
01:20:47.689 --> 01:20:52.069
a life. And Kefka's tapped, yep. Because Authority
01:20:52.069 --> 01:20:53.449
of the Constellation is one of those where they
01:20:53.449 --> 01:20:55.369
designed a perfectly fair and balanced three
01:20:55.369 --> 01:20:56.829
drop, and we're like, eh, it's a big cost one.
01:20:57.489 --> 01:21:03.359
Anyway. I keep going back and forth. Now, this
01:21:03.359 --> 01:21:05.500
is going to be what I discard. Okay. Are we ready?
01:21:05.920 --> 01:21:07.899
I've changed it three times. Prismatic Vista,
01:21:07.939 --> 01:21:10.619
so that's a land for me. Conjurer's Closet. Preacher.
01:21:11.600 --> 01:21:14.199
So, land, artifact, and creature, so I get to
01:21:14.199 --> 01:21:16.079
draw three, and that Hoarding Broodlord's now
01:21:16.079 --> 01:21:18.140
in the yard? I'm just going to note that real
01:21:18.140 --> 01:21:20.239
quick. Don't worry about it. Yeah, and Grass
01:21:20.239 --> 01:21:23.239
Marauders is in the yard on my end. Also pretty
01:21:23.239 --> 01:21:26.720
tasty. All right. Noted. Excellent. All right.
01:21:26.739 --> 01:21:28.800
And I now have six cards in hand, which I'm pretty
01:21:28.800 --> 01:21:30.640
happy about. So let me just broadcast that real
01:21:30.640 --> 01:21:35.630
quick and then pass that turn. Ayo, yo. Am I
01:21:35.630 --> 01:21:37.829
going to hurt myself? That's the opposite of
01:21:37.829 --> 01:21:41.949
hurting myself. If you're lucky. Yeah, I don't
01:21:41.949 --> 01:21:44.609
know why I'm running this. Is there any way to
01:21:44.609 --> 01:21:46.930
take some damage here to reduce the cost of things?
01:21:49.739 --> 01:21:51.979
Oh yeah, if I swing it right. Yeah, I was like,
01:21:52.039 --> 01:21:57.189
yeah. You could take six damage this turn. I
01:21:57.189 --> 01:21:59.729
could. That actually... Actually, really only
01:21:59.729 --> 01:22:01.750
four because you don't want to swing with Rowan.
01:22:03.010 --> 01:22:05.329
Why? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So I could take four?
01:22:05.710 --> 01:22:08.109
Does that reduce the cost of each or just my
01:22:08.109 --> 01:22:10.909
next? Spells I cast this turn that are black
01:22:10.909 --> 01:22:15.390
and or red? Good lord, that's... When Rowan first
01:22:15.390 --> 01:22:16.810
came out, people were trying to see if she was
01:22:16.810 --> 01:22:21.420
CVH viable. She's very fringe, but... The combo
01:22:21.420 --> 01:22:24.939
potential with her is definitely real. Yeah,
01:22:24.939 --> 01:22:27.640
I love that. Okay, so I'm going to play a Bloodfell
01:22:27.640 --> 01:22:31.890
Caves. It enters tapped and I gain a life. And
01:22:31.890 --> 01:22:35.569
then I'm going to attack Russ by paying two life
01:22:35.569 --> 01:22:41.289
twice. Love it. To swing in with Valkyrie and
01:22:41.289 --> 01:22:46.069
Karavek. I have to mill four cards. Dark Ritual,
01:22:46.500 --> 01:22:50.560
Eidolon of the Great Revel, Mountain, and...
01:22:52.920 --> 01:22:55.640
John, I can't help but notice you're playing
01:22:55.640 --> 01:23:03.800
the wrong dark ritual. I don't feel like there's
01:23:03.800 --> 01:23:08.420
a... I don't feel like there's a right dark ritual.
01:23:08.760 --> 01:23:13.880
I have not seen a dark ritual art that I don't
01:23:13.880 --> 01:23:15.479
like. That's actually fair. They're all pretty
01:23:15.479 --> 01:23:17.739
good. So, I'm coming at you for seven, Russ.
01:23:18.460 --> 01:23:23.920
How big's Valky? Valky is a 2 -1. All right,
01:23:23.920 --> 01:23:26.810
I'll block Valkyrie with Adelaide, but... But
01:23:26.810 --> 01:23:30.449
I can pay X to have it become a copy... I forgot
01:23:30.449 --> 01:23:32.529
about this ability. And Lifecree dual flies.
01:23:32.869 --> 01:23:33.869
I can choose a creature card exiled with it.
01:23:34.789 --> 01:23:36.989
I can choose a creature card exiled with Valkyrie
01:23:36.989 --> 01:23:39.189
with Converter Manacost X and have it become
01:23:39.189 --> 01:23:43.659
a copy of that. So I could have it become a shouldered.
01:23:45.590 --> 01:23:48.600
That's pretty cool. You could. Is that at instant
01:23:48.600 --> 01:23:51.659
speed? Yeah. Yeah, I can do that whenever, which
01:23:51.659 --> 01:23:54.689
is hilarious, and I did not know that. Neither
01:23:54.689 --> 01:23:56.810
did I. I guess I'm taking seven and milling seven.
01:23:58.050 --> 01:24:01.670
Unless... Children. No one ever played the front
01:24:01.670 --> 01:24:03.810
side of Valkyrie. They always played the back
01:24:03.810 --> 01:24:08.479
side. No, the main value of Valkyrie is... Circle
01:24:08.479 --> 01:24:12.699
of Protection, fucking black. Let's go! Three,
01:24:12.920 --> 01:24:16.739
end stone. Four, welcoming vampire. Five, planes.
01:24:16.880 --> 01:24:21.569
Six, planes. Damn it. I need... Except for the
01:24:21.569 --> 01:24:24.390
fact that the Void is black, I would say that
01:24:24.390 --> 01:24:26.189
Russell's meta gave me knowing that all of us
01:24:26.189 --> 01:24:28.649
would play black on our decks. No, because there's
01:24:28.649 --> 01:24:31.029
also a Painter's Sherbin in this deck. Oh, that's
01:24:31.029 --> 01:24:33.689
awesome. Everything gets black. My Bracket 3
01:24:33.689 --> 01:24:36.109
Sentry has Circular Protection Black in it, too.
01:24:36.189 --> 01:24:38.390
Honestly, it's just fun. Giving the Voids out.
01:24:38.729 --> 01:24:45.199
They can't hurt me. I managed to use Rowan to
01:24:45.199 --> 01:24:47.500
cast a Dragon Storm for like three with Storm
01:24:47.500 --> 01:24:49.460
count of five. That's incredible. I love that.
01:24:50.560 --> 01:24:52.739
Rowan Dragon Storm is great. So I'm reducing
01:24:52.739 --> 01:24:55.199
the cost of my black and or red spells by four.
01:24:55.380 --> 01:24:58.579
So this one costs seven. So that would be one,
01:24:58.619 --> 01:25:01.260
two, three, four, five, six, seven. I'm going
01:25:01.260 --> 01:25:05.060
to cast Price of Knowledge. It's a seven mana
01:25:05.060 --> 01:25:06.939
enchantment that says players have no maximum
01:25:06.939 --> 01:25:09.579
hand size. And at the beginning of each opponent's
01:25:09.579 --> 01:25:11.380
upkeep, they take damage equal to the number
01:25:11.380 --> 01:25:15.289
of cards in their hand. and then also yes i'm
01:25:15.289 --> 01:25:18.989
gonna for one red oh here i'll read it again
01:25:18.989 --> 01:25:21.829
uh for seven mana it's an enchantment players
01:25:21.829 --> 01:25:24.109
have no maximum hand size at the beginning of
01:25:24.109 --> 01:25:26.189
each opponent's upkeep price of knowledge deals
01:25:26.189 --> 01:25:27.789
damage to that player equal to the number of
01:25:27.789 --> 01:25:30.130
cards in their hand i love it love it love it
01:25:30.130 --> 01:25:32.930
love it and then for one red i'm gonna cast witch
01:25:32.930 --> 01:25:35.029
hunt one of my favorite cards in all the magic
01:25:35.029 --> 01:25:37.949
uh it's a five man enchantment that says players
01:25:37.949 --> 01:25:41.689
can't gain life At the beginning of my upkeep,
01:25:41.810 --> 01:25:44.829
Witch Hunt deals 4 damage to me. But also at
01:25:44.829 --> 01:25:46.590
the beginning of my end step, target opponent
01:25:46.590 --> 01:25:48.810
chosen at random gains control of Witch Hunt.
01:25:50.510 --> 01:25:53.949
So I'm going to go to my end step. Jarvis, you'll
01:25:53.949 --> 01:25:56.750
be 1, 2. Russ will be 3, 4. Ham, you'll be 5,
01:25:56.770 --> 01:25:59.930
6. That is 3, 4. So Russ, here you go. You have
01:25:59.930 --> 01:26:02.710
Witch Hunt. So at your upkeep, you'll take 4
01:26:02.710 --> 01:26:05.180
damage. I was going to say, I want it to be 1,
01:26:05.239 --> 01:26:13.069
6. Sorry, bud. Just denote. Okay. See, I think
01:26:13.069 --> 01:26:15.090
I would have been, like, insufferable and grabbed,
01:26:15.109 --> 01:26:18.670
like, a D4 and be like, all right, one, two,
01:26:18.710 --> 01:26:21.710
three rules on four. I don't have a D4. Okay,
01:26:21.829 --> 01:26:24.489
I pass turn. You can do it on spell table. That's
01:26:24.489 --> 01:26:26.930
true. You can do it on spell table. Upkeep trigger.
01:26:27.010 --> 01:26:30.949
You can do a custom die. You can do one D3. I
01:26:30.949 --> 01:26:33.310
lose four life. Yeah, you lose four life. There
01:26:33.310 --> 01:26:42.619
you go. Draw. My favorite are the D1s. I love
01:26:42.619 --> 01:26:44.500
that people have made a D1. It's the dumbest
01:26:44.500 --> 01:26:47.609
thing I've ever seen. It makes me so happy. Bitch,
01:26:47.609 --> 01:26:49.130
I can't do what I wanted to do because I did
01:26:49.130 --> 01:26:51.449
it top deck of land. Did you know Eminem actually
01:26:51.449 --> 01:26:56.039
invented the D12? Yeah, he's actually a barbarian
01:26:56.039 --> 01:26:58.100
player. He's been doing great X damage this whole
01:26:58.100 --> 01:27:04.369
time. I needed one more mana to do what I wanted
01:27:04.369 --> 01:27:09.869
to do. So, what do I do? Do I go... Wait a minute.
01:27:10.489 --> 01:27:13.369
Never mind, too late. I didn't do anything on
01:27:13.369 --> 01:27:17.920
my turn and I did not... So, let's just do this.
01:27:17.960 --> 01:27:22.699
Let's return Ham's favor in kind. I want to play
01:27:22.699 --> 01:27:26.220
a Plaguecrafter. All right. So Plaguecrafter,
01:27:26.239 --> 01:27:28.760
when it enters, each player sacrifices a creature
01:27:28.760 --> 01:27:31.340
or planeswalker. Each player who can't discards
01:27:31.340 --> 01:27:33.979
a card. Yeah, that's legit. Hold on. There's
01:27:33.979 --> 01:27:36.220
a trigger. I'm going to deal three damage to
01:27:36.220 --> 01:27:40.119
one of Russ's tokens. Ooh, I like that. Yep.
01:27:40.180 --> 01:27:44.149
All right. What do I want to get rid of? Yeah,
01:27:44.170 --> 01:27:46.170
so Kepka eats shit, which, you know, yeah, that
01:27:46.170 --> 01:27:48.430
happens. All right. It's the other token I'll
01:27:48.430 --> 01:27:51.939
eat shit, too. I'm going to sacrifice Valkyrie
01:27:51.939 --> 01:27:54.060
so y 'all can get your Sheldred -Life Creed duo
01:27:54.060 --> 01:27:56.699
and your other thing back in your hands. Razakath
01:27:56.699 --> 01:28:00.579
the Foul -Blooded, that's fucking cool. Well,
01:28:00.720 --> 01:28:04.319
the Mobius Strip? Yeah, exactly, the D1. Does
01:28:04.319 --> 01:28:05.960
the Mobius Strip have a number? Yeah, it's the
01:28:05.960 --> 01:28:09.159
D1 because it's one -sided. The Mobius Strip,
01:28:09.220 --> 01:28:11.300
it's a single side. It makes me really happy.
01:28:12.619 --> 01:28:14.560
There are people who've literally cast pewter
01:28:14.560 --> 01:28:16.380
Mobius Strips and just printed a 1 on them. It's
01:28:16.380 --> 01:28:21.819
so dumb. I'm going to pass the turn there. All
01:28:21.819 --> 01:28:23.880
right, Russ, you got to take four damage. Oh,
01:28:23.939 --> 01:28:25.380
wait, there's a couple triggers in your own.
01:28:25.399 --> 01:28:27.420
Yeah, there's a couple triggers. So first I take
01:28:27.420 --> 01:28:34.079
one damage from the Mana Vault. And I mill. Fuck!
01:28:34.930 --> 01:28:37.510
Mill in other planes. Then I take four damage.
01:28:37.869 --> 01:28:42.529
One, two, three, four. And then how many cards
01:28:42.529 --> 01:28:44.170
do you have in your hand? Actually, you would
01:28:44.170 --> 01:28:46.510
actually do... It would have been Price of Knowledge
01:28:46.510 --> 01:28:48.130
first, but I don't think it would actually matter.
01:28:48.130 --> 01:28:53.250
It won't matter. Two, three. For Soul Ring, Hylia,
01:28:53.350 --> 01:28:55.850
Grand Abolisher, and Origin of the Avengers.
01:28:56.609 --> 01:29:01.670
Then I have three cards in hand, so I take another
01:29:01.670 --> 01:29:04.430
three damage. And then you mill three. And I
01:29:04.430 --> 01:29:08.989
mill another three. Soul Warden, Flickering Hound,
01:29:09.229 --> 01:29:12.630
Leyline of Sanctity. Now, can I draw finally?
01:29:13.210 --> 01:29:19.470
Yes. Yeah, sure. Go ahead. I do love me some
01:29:19.470 --> 01:29:24.170
group slug hot dang. I don't even have to do
01:29:24.170 --> 01:29:26.210
nothing. I just cast a card and I say what happens.
01:29:28.430 --> 01:29:30.430
There's no decision. I'm going to pay two for
01:29:30.430 --> 01:29:33.210
that life creed duo. So one, two with flying.
01:29:33.270 --> 01:29:35.069
When another creature I control enters, I gain
01:29:35.069 --> 01:29:39.130
a life. Now on cast, I'm going to deal two damage
01:29:39.130 --> 01:29:42.449
to him. Puts in on 27 and I get to mill two.
01:29:43.880 --> 01:29:45.640
It's going to be a sheltered whispering one.
01:29:46.020 --> 01:29:51.800
And is it, is it significant? Is it? It is. I
01:29:51.800 --> 01:29:53.439
also love this artwork where she's just doing
01:29:53.439 --> 01:29:55.560
this with her finger. It's so dumb. It makes
01:29:55.560 --> 01:29:58.229
me really happy. Yeah, it's pretty good. I'm
01:29:58.229 --> 01:29:59.869
going to go ahead and move to combat. I'm going
01:29:59.869 --> 01:30:05.010
to swing Adeline at Jarvis. Trigger, make three
01:30:05.010 --> 01:30:09.060
human creature tokens that are tapped and attacking
01:30:09.060 --> 01:30:16.300
each one of you. And trigger life create duo
01:30:16.300 --> 01:30:20.380
so I gain three life. Nope. Wait, no, that's
01:30:20.380 --> 01:30:22.180
right. Is it witch hunt that's preventing life
01:30:22.180 --> 01:30:26.890
gain? Yeah, witch hunt. Yes. Okay. Is this players
01:30:26.890 --> 01:30:30.270
or opponents? It's just players. Yeah, players.
01:30:30.489 --> 01:30:32.710
Okay. Yeah, so I'm going to mill one. It's going
01:30:32.710 --> 01:30:35.609
to be Olivia, Crimson Bride. I take six total
01:30:35.609 --> 01:30:39.050
this time, but then a 20. And I mill a mountain.
01:30:39.229 --> 01:30:46.020
All right. Then we're going to move to end step,
01:30:46.180 --> 01:30:51.670
and I'm going to roll a D3. Going in turn order.
01:30:51.930 --> 01:30:55.670
So I'm one, two, Jolly's, three, four, Jarvis,
01:30:55.789 --> 01:30:58.789
five, six? Yeah, five, six. Actually, it won't.
01:30:58.789 --> 01:31:01.189
Oh, no, you're going D3. Yeah, so I'm 1, 2, 3.
01:31:01.329 --> 01:31:05.970
No, Convoke lets you, but apparently Spell Table
01:31:05.970 --> 01:31:08.930
does not. So I'm rolling 1, 2, Jolly. I'm sorry,
01:31:09.029 --> 01:31:15.210
1, 2, Ham, 3, 4, Jolly, 5, 6, Jarvis. 4. Hey,
01:31:15.470 --> 01:31:19.770
let's go. Back home, baby. And come back to me,
01:31:19.850 --> 01:31:22.789
sweet baby. That will make my Rowan very good.
01:31:24.050 --> 01:31:29.859
And then I pass the turn. Oh, no. Okay. So, uh...
01:31:30.060 --> 01:31:32.779
Untap, and then on my upkeep, I have a full grip,
01:31:32.960 --> 01:31:35.760
so I'm going to lose seven, mill seven. That's
01:31:35.760 --> 01:31:40.189
been on a 19. One, two, three, four, five, six,
01:31:40.289 --> 01:31:44.789
seven. And I'm going to be milling Fierce Guardianship,
01:31:44.829 --> 01:31:47.310
Feed the Swarm. That's a shame. Sulfur Springs,
01:31:47.810 --> 01:31:50.289
Spire Bluff Canal, Shizo, Death's Storehouse,
01:31:50.550 --> 01:31:53.949
Meringue, River Regent, and Nightingale. All
01:31:53.949 --> 01:31:57.390
right. I'm going to get to drop my card for a
01:31:57.390 --> 01:32:00.729
turn. I don't hate that. Excellent. I'm going
01:32:00.729 --> 01:32:02.630
to go ahead and play a Swamp as my last turn.
01:32:03.949 --> 01:32:11.770
let's see i got i got six monies i'm gonna go
01:32:11.770 --> 01:32:17.649
ahead and go one two and i'm gonna play a demir
01:32:17.649 --> 01:32:21.909
signet it's quick jarvis take two damage i'm
01:32:24.760 --> 01:32:28.800
here for it let's go you can target yourself
01:32:28.800 --> 01:32:33.159
to take damage then i would do that on my turn
01:32:33.159 --> 01:32:35.000
if somebody casts an instant just to reduce the
01:32:35.000 --> 01:32:44.319
cost of my spell i'm here for it you can do a
01:32:44.319 --> 01:32:49.069
quick yard check here river region olivia which
01:32:49.069 --> 01:32:50.649
man if it wasn't for the authority of the consoles
01:32:50.649 --> 01:32:53.109
olivia would be great here shelter whispering
01:32:53.109 --> 01:32:57.979
one wonder villas i got some i got some choice
01:32:57.979 --> 01:33:03.609
choice duders in the yard um which is a that
01:33:03.609 --> 01:33:08.449
is a way to say that um i feel like i gotta do
01:33:08.449 --> 01:33:11.229
something so i'm gonna go ahead and pay five
01:33:11.229 --> 01:33:16.810
i'm gonna cast cruelty of geeks uh so read what
01:33:16.810 --> 01:33:18.949
it does yeah so cruelty of geeks is a saga and
01:33:18.949 --> 01:33:21.449
it has read ahead so i can choose which which
01:33:21.449 --> 01:33:24.010
chapter it enters on. Chapter one says target
01:33:24.010 --> 01:33:26.390
opponent reveals their hand. I choose a creature
01:33:26.390 --> 01:33:27.829
or planeswalker card from it, and they discard
01:33:27.829 --> 01:33:30.630
that card. Chapter two is search my library for
01:33:30.630 --> 01:33:32.229
a card, put it into my hand, then lose three
01:33:32.229 --> 01:33:34.590
life, so it's Grim Tutor. And chapter three is
01:33:34.590 --> 01:33:36.729
put target creature card from a graveyard onto
01:33:36.729 --> 01:33:39.880
the battlefield under your control. Are you reading
01:33:39.880 --> 01:33:42.600
ahead? I'm going to have you take five when you
01:33:42.600 --> 01:33:45.529
cast that hand. Yeah, that's fair. That puts
01:33:45.529 --> 01:33:48.970
me down to 14. I get to be on five. And I'm going
01:33:48.970 --> 01:33:50.970
to declare whether or not I read ahead once it
01:33:50.970 --> 01:33:53.569
enters the battlefield. That's fair, that's fair.
01:33:53.770 --> 01:33:56.529
Discarding Bone Shards, Dark Ritual. Mercadie
01:33:56.529 --> 01:34:00.399
Mask. Mercadie Mask. Killing Wave, Stitched Together,
01:34:00.600 --> 01:34:04.359
and Lotus Petal. Ooh. Yeah. Fancy Lotus Petal.
01:34:04.420 --> 01:34:05.960
Fancy Lotus Petal. And I'm going to read ahead
01:34:05.960 --> 01:34:07.939
this thing to Chapter 3, where I get to just
01:34:07.939 --> 01:34:11.020
return a thing from my yard to the stuff, and
01:34:11.020 --> 01:34:13.220
that is going to immediately destroy it. And
01:34:13.220 --> 01:34:15.359
I'm going to be targeting Shaled Red Whispering
01:34:15.359 --> 01:34:18.550
One. That's pretty good. Seems decent, right?
01:34:19.159 --> 01:34:21.460
And she's going to enter tapped. And Russ is
01:34:21.460 --> 01:34:23.000
not going to gain one life because of Witch Hunt.
01:34:23.600 --> 01:34:25.859
But yeah. And Shout or Whisper, if anyone's not
01:34:25.859 --> 01:34:28.340
familiar, is a 6 -6 with Swamp Walk, which you
01:34:28.340 --> 01:34:31.979
could argue is a meta call in our pod. And it
01:34:31.979 --> 01:34:33.979
says at the beginning of your upkeep, return
01:34:33.979 --> 01:34:35.699
target creature card from your graveyard to the
01:34:35.699 --> 01:34:37.680
battlefield. At the beginning of each opponent's
01:34:37.680 --> 01:34:40.079
upkeep, that player sacrifices a creature. So
01:34:40.079 --> 01:34:43.600
yeah. It's pretty neat. Pretty good. It always
01:34:43.600 --> 01:34:45.199
overperforms, too. It always does better than
01:34:45.199 --> 01:34:47.399
I expected, too. And with that, I am down to
01:34:47.399 --> 01:34:50.819
five cards, and I'm going to P all of the T's.
01:34:51.760 --> 01:34:55.720
B to the B. All over them. Oh, yeah. I do think
01:34:55.720 --> 01:34:58.750
I'm going to keep. Yeah, you got to sack something.
01:34:59.800 --> 01:35:02.319
You got to sack something. All right, yeah, because
01:35:02.319 --> 01:35:03.760
the app nap. You have to lose your four on upkeep
01:35:03.760 --> 01:35:06.800
first. Yeah, I know, but app nap, I have to sacrifice
01:35:06.800 --> 01:35:09.939
first. Otherwise, I could do, well, no, even
01:35:09.939 --> 01:35:12.720
then. Yeah, so I. Wait, who's sacrifice care
01:35:12.720 --> 01:35:14.520
of that? You're going to go and get, you're losing
01:35:14.520 --> 01:35:16.380
life. You're going to reduce cost right away.
01:35:17.149 --> 01:35:18.789
I guess I could just. That actually does make
01:35:18.789 --> 01:35:23.960
sense. Yeah. That's going to help offset. I could
01:35:23.960 --> 01:35:27.140
also hit ham for five. And also my hand doesn't
01:35:27.140 --> 01:35:30.310
really care about being reduced that much. Um,
01:35:30.310 --> 01:35:36.060
but yeah. Reduce, reuse, recycle. Fine. Care
01:35:36.060 --> 01:35:42.829
back. You go. Um, got him gang. Well, yeah, no,
01:35:42.930 --> 01:35:46.380
I'm taking four. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One, two,
01:35:46.439 --> 01:35:50.220
three, four. I milled four. I milled Zoyoyo's
01:35:50.220 --> 01:35:54.119
Justice, Guff Rewrites History, Obosh, the Prey
01:35:54.119 --> 01:35:57.340
Piercer, and Helm of Awakening. Okay. Those were
01:35:57.340 --> 01:36:00.720
all great cards. If you weren't a coward, Obosh
01:36:00.720 --> 01:36:03.649
would be your companion. I am a coward, though.
01:36:04.590 --> 01:36:07.050
Which, I say that, but everything I have in play
01:36:07.050 --> 01:36:09.569
is odd mana value, so maybe it's not even that.
01:36:09.810 --> 01:36:11.329
Yeah, it might actually not be that hard to pull
01:36:11.329 --> 01:36:17.100
off. Um, I'm going to do a Chrome Mox and I'm
01:36:17.100 --> 01:36:23.939
gonna exile Beneath. I'm going to do this. This
01:36:23.939 --> 01:36:28.699
is a Bedevil with the pre -release stamp back
01:36:28.699 --> 01:36:30.319
when they actually put the date on it when they
01:36:30.319 --> 01:36:33.600
cared. When they cared about us. I know. So now
01:36:33.600 --> 01:36:37.039
this can tap for black and or red. So then I'm
01:36:37.039 --> 01:36:39.800
gonna tap this so this is reduced by four. So
01:36:39.800 --> 01:36:42.640
this would normally cost me nine. So what, it
01:36:42.640 --> 01:36:51.000
cost me five? Yeah. Okay. Yes. Just care back.
01:36:51.600 --> 01:36:54.210
I got it. Who am I going to give this witch hunt
01:36:54.210 --> 01:36:56.720
to? That's a great question. Let's find out,
01:36:56.760 --> 01:36:58.060
shall we? Same thing as last time. One, two,
01:36:58.100 --> 01:37:00.279
three, four, five, six. Bow, bow, bow. That is
01:37:00.279 --> 01:37:04.319
Russ again. Just passing that thing back. Well,
01:37:04.319 --> 01:37:06.880
it was certainly fun playing with you guys. There
01:37:06.880 --> 01:37:11.539
you go, buddy. All right. Go ahead, Jarvis. I
01:37:11.539 --> 01:37:15.710
have five this time, so. Let me lose my five.
01:37:15.710 --> 01:37:17.810
The next crew is probably in the Discord, so
01:37:17.810 --> 01:37:20.710
forget it. Straight it up just a smidgey. Yep.
01:37:24.300 --> 01:37:26.899
Balls. Indeed. Oh yeah, how many cards did you
01:37:26.899 --> 01:37:37.699
have in your hand? Oh, five. Can't do shit. You
01:37:37.699 --> 01:37:41.350
can't recast. What's Rowan's butt? Oh, Rowan's
01:37:41.350 --> 01:37:45.789
butt is a 4 -2. Tiny butt. Actually, you know
01:37:45.789 --> 01:37:48.550
what? Let's go and play into the Discord game.
01:37:49.010 --> 01:37:51.779
Because I can't do anything else right now. I
01:37:51.779 --> 01:37:53.340
want to play Bottomless Pit, and this has my
01:37:53.340 --> 01:37:56.119
favorite flavor text in all of Magic. At the
01:37:56.119 --> 01:37:58.060
beginning of each player's upkeep, that player
01:37:58.060 --> 01:38:01.310
discards a card at random. Ooh. Interesting.
01:38:02.239 --> 01:38:06.760
And I love that flavor text so much. That's pretty
01:38:06.760 --> 01:38:09.970
good. And then I will pass. I could have killed
01:38:09.970 --> 01:38:13.350
Rowan. Three damage at ham. Yep. I could have
01:38:13.350 --> 01:38:15.170
killed Rowan, but I decided against it. Okay.
01:38:15.229 --> 01:38:19.850
Okay, so app nap is that Russ is going to discard
01:38:19.850 --> 01:38:23.659
at random. Rice of knowledge damage. And then
01:38:23.659 --> 01:38:28.899
Witch Hunt and Man of the Vault. Jarvis, why
01:38:28.899 --> 01:38:30.300
don't you choose? Well, then sack the Critter
01:38:30.300 --> 01:38:33.600
in there. Oh yeah, sack the Critter after the
01:38:33.600 --> 01:38:35.739
Price of Mirrors. There goes the Mirage Mirror.
01:38:36.800 --> 01:38:41.260
And then you take two damage. One, two. And mill
01:38:41.260 --> 01:38:45.180
two. Mill two. Ghostly Prison. The Groundies
01:38:45.180 --> 01:38:49.239
Welcome. And then you sacrifice a creature. That's
01:38:49.239 --> 01:38:51.079
going to be this human I didn't even bother drawing.
01:38:51.680 --> 01:38:54.260
And then you need to take a total of five. One,
01:38:55.149 --> 01:38:58.149
two, three, four, five. And then I'm done. What
01:38:58.149 --> 01:39:02.250
up? One, two, three, four, five. Good thing this
01:39:02.250 --> 01:39:04.170
is almost over because I've had so much fun.
01:39:04.489 --> 01:39:08.569
I know, right? I have five cards in hand. Planes,
01:39:08.569 --> 01:39:13.279
Karn, planes, planes, Karn, planes. Fuck! Yeah,
01:39:13.319 --> 01:39:14.699
so given the price of knowledge. All I want is
01:39:14.699 --> 01:39:19.979
one planes to untap my fucking mana vault. Well,
01:39:19.979 --> 01:39:21.899
you might draw now. And draw. It's possible.
01:39:23.399 --> 01:39:29.489
Untap. So, yeah, if you can get me... If you
01:39:29.489 --> 01:39:34.680
can get me down to 2 -5, I'm dead on Price of
01:39:34.680 --> 01:39:38.239
Knowledge. So, let's put that out there. And
01:39:38.239 --> 01:39:39.760
I'm not just saying that because I kind of have
01:39:39.760 --> 01:39:41.319
to pee before the next game or anything. That's
01:39:41.319 --> 01:39:48.199
fine. For a Flowering White Tree, it's an enchantment.
01:39:48.520 --> 01:39:50.920
Legendary creatures you control get plus 2, plus
01:39:50.920 --> 01:39:53.020
1, and have Ward 1. Non -legendary creatures
01:39:53.020 --> 01:39:58.449
you control get plus 1, plus 1. Puts me down
01:39:58.449 --> 01:40:02.300
to nine. I think Joy's going to win this one.
01:40:02.539 --> 01:40:06.569
I'm going to mill Ulamog the Defiler and Lorian
01:40:06.569 --> 01:40:13.189
Revealed. Hey, hey, Grixis. Hey, Grixis. Alright,
01:40:13.810 --> 01:40:15.909
so what we're going to do Steel City with the
01:40:15.909 --> 01:40:18.350
follow. Thank you so much. Appreciate you. Steel
01:40:18.350 --> 01:40:21.899
City, we're almost done with this game and then
01:40:21.899 --> 01:40:24.960
we'll get to you, okay? We're going to full send
01:40:24.960 --> 01:40:33.100
at ham so he can pee. Brad, thank you. No, no.
01:40:34.840 --> 01:40:38.060
Russ, don't full send at Ham. No, that's not.
01:40:38.100 --> 01:40:40.619
You only need to send a total of four at Ham,
01:40:40.720 --> 01:40:43.319
and Ham said that. Well, Ham, how many do you
01:40:43.319 --> 01:40:45.119
have? I have five cards in my hand. Price of
01:40:45.119 --> 01:40:46.760
Knowledge is going to dome me for five at the
01:40:46.760 --> 01:40:49.020
top. But mine will go first. So, Russ, you need
01:40:49.020 --> 01:40:53.739
to send five at Ham total. Yep. Right. So, two,
01:40:53.960 --> 01:40:57.239
four. Okay, five, six. So, we'll send these three
01:40:57.239 --> 01:41:03.020
at Ham. Adeline is a one, two, three, four, four
01:41:03.020 --> 01:41:05.609
currently. Plus I'm going to get three more.
01:41:05.909 --> 01:41:08.750
Yeah, send that at Jarvis. I'm sending that at
01:41:08.750 --> 01:41:10.630
Jarvis. You can't make the shit out of Jolly
01:41:10.630 --> 01:41:14.010
and call it a day, right? Right. And I think
01:41:14.010 --> 01:41:16.869
that's just what we do. I'm going to make three
01:41:16.869 --> 01:41:20.430
more humans tapped and tacking. Each one of you.
01:41:20.789 --> 01:41:23.010
So you're going to have a total of seven creatures.
01:41:23.489 --> 01:41:28.680
Us two, it's a nine total. Ten total at me? Yep.
01:41:29.189 --> 01:41:33.529
And I do think Adeline gets a buff from the tree,
01:41:33.569 --> 01:41:35.890
right? Yes, she does. That was the plus two.
01:41:36.489 --> 01:41:38.569
Yeah, she had plus two, plus one, and then each
01:41:38.569 --> 01:41:40.529
one of these are two twos. I think I got, what,
01:41:40.529 --> 01:41:44.000
five coming at me? Yeah. I blocked the one that's
01:41:44.000 --> 01:41:45.739
coming at me. And so, let's go ahead and mill
01:41:45.739 --> 01:41:50.340
five real quick. And that Ulamog mill actually
01:41:50.340 --> 01:41:52.760
could have been good, but yeah. Turgrid, Swiftfoot
01:41:52.760 --> 01:41:54.819
Boots, Soul Exchange, Patron of the Vein, and
01:41:54.819 --> 01:41:58.119
Bitter Reunion are all going to my yard. Yeah.
01:41:58.159 --> 01:42:01.680
So, seven, nine, oh, it was eleven. I should
01:42:01.680 --> 01:42:03.100
be down to two. Actually, and you know what's
01:42:03.100 --> 01:42:05.970
funny? If I had survived this, on my turn, I
01:42:05.970 --> 01:42:08.609
could have checked Jolly. Which I'll explain.
01:42:09.090 --> 01:42:11.590
Yeah. Then I'm going to move to my end step.
01:42:14.079 --> 01:42:16.659
Jolly gets his witch hunt back. Or Ham gets the
01:42:16.659 --> 01:42:20.220
witch hunt. Yeah. Yay! Ham gets witch hunt! Cool,
01:42:20.279 --> 01:42:21.520
and that's actually going to be what kills me.
01:42:21.680 --> 01:42:26.159
So, um... I don't know, Walt. Because on my turn...
01:42:26.159 --> 01:42:29.399
It'll be Price of Progress still. Sure. Yeah.
01:42:30.439 --> 01:42:31.840
Oh, right. Yeah, Price of Knowledge is still
01:42:31.840 --> 01:42:34.199
going to be what does it. Um... Yeah, because
01:42:34.199 --> 01:42:35.880
what I was going to do is I was going to have
01:42:35.880 --> 01:42:37.560
Sheldra Whispering 1 reanimate the Maring River
01:42:37.560 --> 01:42:39.840
region to bounce authority to the consoles, and
01:42:39.840 --> 01:42:41.500
then I had Arden the Usurper in hand, which is
01:42:41.500 --> 01:42:43.340
going to pull Defiler to swing at Jolly and wipe
01:42:43.340 --> 01:42:47.340
his board. Anyway, but yeah. But yeah, with that,
01:42:47.439 --> 01:42:51.199
Russ, when you pass, I'm dead on my upkeep. Hey,
01:42:51.979 --> 01:42:54.579
I killed somebody. I didn't even kill him. Jarvis
01:42:54.579 --> 01:42:58.159
did. Is that when you die, Ham, the control effect
01:42:58.159 --> 01:43:00.800
sends this back to me, so I have to get Witch
01:43:00.800 --> 01:43:03.880
Hunt back. Nice. That goes back to the owner.
01:43:04.260 --> 01:43:07.340
Let's do the thing. I untap. I take one, two,
01:43:07.359 --> 01:43:10.220
three, four. I make four. I'm going to be AFK
01:43:10.220 --> 01:43:13.439
a sec. I'll be right back. Bam, bam, bam. And
01:43:13.439 --> 01:43:21.979
then I will draw my card. And then I... Do you
01:43:21.979 --> 01:43:25.100
have any creatures untapped, Russ? Yeah, Adeline.
01:43:26.279 --> 01:43:29.020
She's a one, two, three, four, five, six, four.
01:43:29.439 --> 01:43:32.529
Oh, wait. Seven, eight, five. She's an 8 -5.
01:43:32.569 --> 01:43:35.149
Okay. Well, Rowan has Menace, so I'm going to
01:43:35.149 --> 01:43:38.649
pay 2 life to hit you with a Menace 4 -2, and
01:43:38.649 --> 01:43:43.409
then I'm going to swing 5 at Jarvis. And then
01:43:43.409 --> 01:43:46.170
Russ dies. Russ, how many cards do you have in
01:43:46.170 --> 01:43:51.380
your hand? Okay. 1, but the only opponent that
01:43:51.380 --> 01:43:53.420
I will have left after Jarvis dies for Witch
01:43:53.420 --> 01:43:55.279
Hunt is Russ, so Russ has to have Witch Hunt,
01:43:55.359 --> 01:43:57.680
which will deal 4 damage on the upkeep. Nice.
01:43:57.979 --> 01:44:01.149
Good game. Hey! We did it, gang. We got there.