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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio, the show where we talk about what's obviously both critically crucially important today on This Is Important, I put her stuff that she needed in my purse, so I was holding stuff for her in my purse and we synked it up with Encino Man and it plays perfectly. He's Blake sticking it up his ass again. This ship is hard as Bob Dude. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah, hasn't been a week? Oh my god, you guys day, It's Tuesday, Tuesday, gotta it down on Tuesday. Yeah. When Stone Cold said hell yeah, did the whole fucking crowd go hell yeah? I don't know. That's a great was a call in response? I would think so, but I just wonder what that sounded like. It had to be so energizing for the guy. Have you guys ever gone to Live wrestling? Oh? Yeah we have. Yeah, I went to Beyond, I went to be on the Map. Blake. We went to Summer Slam together, didn't we. I've been to Summer Slam twice because my friend c J. Perry, who is Lana in the w W E as a straight up toy. Yeah. She she was a star of the WW Superstar Superstar and yeah, she invited us and we got like we we sat in the second row right behind Laird Hamilton's And who's his wife? She's famous, like I think she's yeah, and so did you need to know women's volleyball players? Yes? She was. So. They both were so tan, you know how like when someone just comes out of the sun, they're like hot to the touch and they like radiate heat. That's how they both felt. Just sitting behind them. It was like they were just radiating heat from like years of like baking in the sun. Their bodies are working over time. That's not good. That's a defense mechanism. They're like famous Maui residents or something like that, right, they like known for just being yeah, super beach people. Couple. Yeah, and now they got the layered. They got the laird. Laird's got his his coffee creamers, his coffee creamer out there you can get it, yes, exactly, and a hu fans of coffee creamer. Actually I am excuse me. Yeah, it's a powdered coffee creamer that has like more ocean based products in it. It comes from yeah, I can't remember, salt and plastic. Yeah, what does that mean? Just sucking? There's kelp. Yeah, the cups are plastic, which you find products? What is it like sparrow Lena? You know like you guys know spa like that kind of stuff is in it? Are you? Are you pronouncing that correctly? Absolutely? Maybe spiral Lena. But I'm I'm doing I'm doing my dangle. Well yeah, I picked that up layered. Send us some we would we would love to test out some products. It's good. Get they got an orange bag, a yellow bag, and a brown bag. I prefer the orange bag, but bag of creamer it's powder. Look at this thing that that the bug of salt. Do you have one of these? Dude, I've been playing with most years. Adam hasn't just pulled out a weapon. He has a gun in his hands for everybody listening. I had a little bit of like a bug issue here in this house. Rats bugs, rats, bugs, birds and uh. I was telling McBride this. He's like, Oh, I'm gonna get you something. This bug of sault gun is the fucking ship. It's so cool. Yeah. I never saw so dangerous. I got it, and then my kids are like, can I see it? I go yeah, for sure. They just shot each other in the eyes right away. Okay, yeah, my brother wait wait wait wait, my brother shot me the other a day with the salt. It didn't hurt that. Hold on, hold on, explain it to me please, I've never seen this. Idom. So it's you fill you fill the top up with that's cocaine. No, that is uh table salt okay, right there in the top and then you just cock it. When a bug comes by, you straight up shoot it and they flop out of the air. It shoots up like a salt, like a like a shotgun buck shots salt. Yeah, yeah, it spreads. It's like when because you can get rock salt rounds right or is that just from kill bill? No, you can do this. Yeah, it's real. That's realm very real. Wait are you doing this in the house, Adam? So there's a salt all over your house? That's what my brother does to my brother. I asked my brother to say, what do you want you putting salt everywhere? He's like, I don't care. Didn't you just let the room? But do it's thing, babe, Adam? Can you is it loaded right now? Is it loaded right now? Can you shoot yourself, like in the arm, point blank or will that do something? I don't know. I've never shot. I mean it comes out very I tried to shoot my food and there was a that's a good idea point, like I shot. I shot my food to like salt my food this morning. But there was just one bite that was unbearably salty, right because it's just embedded it into me. Yeah, it was so god but you know me, I'm a fucking salt boy. So I I enjoyed it, even on my pancake. And we're dining outside there's like bees sometimes, so I got it from that, like boys duck duck and cover like that. You guys don't eat outside, you dine there's this fancy Yeah, well that's like that. That's al Fresco bro. Yeah, Adam, are you willing to shoot yourself like in the hands? Live? Can we see that the chest? You're gonna have to ask you again. I don't want to watch this. I don't watch this. No, no, not bear bear chest to your hand, bear chest my hand, why my hands on your tongue? Do your tongue? Yeah no, don't do don't do that. Don't do that. Do it in your bear chest. Don't do it on your shirt. I want you to see it. So I'm wearing a black shirt so you'll see you. Yeah, this is gonna be cool. Yeah, it's black with white. What do you want me to turn my shirt inside out? Or yes? Please? Yes, turn it backwards. No, this is well, this is I feel like your short shoot your dick. Look at the body. He's definitely on gemstones right now, I know your character are my boy is fit as a fid. I think you should leave the shirt off. Leave the shirt off because black is good. I want to see the impact. You look great, but you're not gonna see anything. Stick. Salt isn't sticks, You're right, does if it's coming out super hard? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Oh fuck, Oh it's it's stings. Yeah that's stings man, And I kind of just grazed myself. See this is what I'm interested salt. And let's see we have the black shirt with the salt. Can we see the song exactly? And it kind of just pops right off but kind of not worth doing it. But science brains are fucking dead over there, now do your tongue. Feel free to buy yourself one of these bugs. As they're not a sponsor, although I would love that they were. This is something I fully support murdering but science and also I wish it was. I wish there was a sniper rifle because I would kill a cardinal this way murder sence you try, I'm not gonna read it, won't It won't go that far. I mean I have to They fly away soon as he step out of the house. They catch the cardinals, don't kill them. Catch them, Kyle, How are you supposed to catch your cardinal? Good luck? How that's the fun part, is it? You give an altar boy? Because having them not shipped on my truck is the fun part for me. So I've been I've been putting the truck inside. There's no inside, there's no garage. That's not the cardinals problems. So I tried to park it inside. They were here first, thank you, Blake. I tried to put the mirrors in the mirror. I popped the mirror in. The whole mirror fell out of the mirror holster. So now I have like put that back in every time. It's a whole deal. You think the cardinal like unscrewed. Yeah, I broke it. I think the Cardinal was it keeps picking at It's probably not good for the mirror. Motherfucker. I think it knows exactly what it's doing. Is this the thing that happens to everybody else on the cast too? Or I think it's just my location is cardinal? Heaven? I don't know why I'm at the tip of this say that this one. I don't know, like you, Grandma, didn't you say it was like it wasn't the Cardinal related to our villa? Yeah? The great? Well it was my favorite she It was her favorite bird, the Cardinal. And they say that a cardinal is a dead loved one coming back to visit you. I don't know why my grandmother keeps shifting and shifting all over my TRAINA well, think about it, Cardinal, think about it. She's a cardinal. Now, yeah, I bet there's something No being Bella were real tight, dude, she would not shoot all over my truck. Did you move away? Why did you? Did you move to the West Coast? And I brought her out and let her walk the red carpet on Pitch Perfect to world premiere and she was interviewed by E Entertainment Television. So yeah, I paid her back a beautiful moment. We need to pull that interview up because I bet it as good as hell. Absolutely do. I don't know if I ever saw it. Jason Kennedy. Jason Kennedy gave the interview, Wow, great pool, Adam rested um. But dude, I had the same problem in my neighborhood. There was like a finch or something that was attacking everybody's mirrors. Hey, vote now if you hate pickleball, doc, luggage talk or bird talk more finch, go ahead, dude, I like it. I don't like it. I'm all about killing these birds. I know some of us aren't about killing birds, but I if it flies, it dies. That's my top gun? Was that from top gun I made up? I thought, I want to say, hey man, ice man, who said it? Who said? Well, speaking of movies, and this is two thousand and late, like that that joke we were doing last week, remember that. But I finally went and saw everything everywhere, all at once. The Bael and we talked. Have we talked about this on the podcast? We can't. We can't. Don't spoil I have spoilers. You want to see it, I've definitely go see it. Have you seen it, Blake, I haven't. I just noticed that it is now available on my TV for twenty bucks and I'm gonna spoil, but you know it is what it is. But this is well, we have to talk about this. I'm in yes. Oh yeah. The main character's name is Waymond. Yes, and Wymond is in the movie. Wow, dude, So they for sure the Daniels are the guys that directed it, right, and they had to they have to be Workholics fans, right, that's two Wayman fans mean fans specific. They're they're fans of Wymond obviously, but they also had Uh did you notice, sisters that the car in the movie is like, yeah, it's a Maroon volta Maroon Volo. It was, and it's like the cool version that I remember. We were like, well, wouldn't we want the cool one? And we're like no, they drive the like anyone. Is this movie like an alternate reality of Diane Wyman's wife from Workaholics? Yeah, I gotta watch it. It is where the Diane's nodded, and I will say that I felt. Also there's a big office setting, like the whole things in like an office, so it's got a cubicle vibe, which is okay. There are very workaholics esque go their set piece joke take, let's reach out to the Daniels. Let's let's have them be this the second guest on the podcast good. It's a good movie. It's fucking cool, it's heavy, it's yeah, I heard it was really cool to see. What is that other movie? I think it's an Indian movie? Uh r r r r r that. People are like freaking out about that. I don't even know how a gonta watch that movie? Like where is it? But people are like, did you an Indian movie? What did you just say an Indie movie? What did you just say Indian? I think it's from India. Yeah. Oh, I thought you were going to say Indie because we were coming and I was like, you know, I think it's a little bit of both. Now I think it's like a Hollywood like I don't know, I smash hit baby, yeah, um, we'll speak yeah. Yeah. People are claiming it's a little bit of everything. I really want to see that. Um, but I was working on set of a movie that can't quite disclude. You can't talk about spoilers world. I'm looking around and just, uh, you already shot the thing. Thanks, No, I don't want to get in trouble, dude. The rock will get me. The Rocks would come on. Now. I was looking around at the extras in the crowd, and none other than Wayman Lee was out there. Dude, Yes, dude. So I got to chum it up with Wayman. It was so good to seeing him. We FaceTime Diane. He like, he was so pleasant, he was so stoked to see me. He was just asking about our movie. He was definitely like, dude, it was just so nice. He's like, dude, we're family. Were family. We are It wasn't a show. We're a family. It is. It is crazy coming up with everyone on Workaholics. It's no matter what in our career, the uh, you know, the longer we go, Uh, those people are the people that you look back at. I feel like I could be on another show for like ten years and it still wouldn't mean quite the same as as Workaholics. You know, and you run in the crew members and that kind of stuff on other productions and you're like, holy sh it, what is going down? Yeah, and it is so cool. I think that was like the one thing while we were doing the show because it was our first show that didn't quite register until it was over that, like you really do. And maybe it's one of the hardest things about Hollywood is like the longer you're on a project, the more you like forge bonds with everybody who's a part of the show, and when it ends, you never know when you're going to see him again. You hopefully your paths will cross again, and it does happen. But like just well I go dancing on Thursdays with Bengo, I would a camera camera. Yeah, I mean, it's true. It's like it is because you do form like some friendships that will transcend just going to work, like like Mike Clavano's who was our Bachelor, Yeah he's he's in the crew for life. But but you know there's some people their their work friends and and you love them and then when a project raps, are like, I'm going to see them for all the time, and then you don't see them for like five years, and you'll just run into them at like the Ralph's grocery store and you're like, holy sh it, yeah dude, I swear I saw. So we had a really good cost head of costume department. Jerry what was his last name? Yeager stick Broke for that brother, Okay, go ahead, the just one around here somewhere. I think I saw him at the mall, but there it was masked. It was still a mask time, so I didn't say, but he's got that walk. I know he's got that Jerry dude, because he was at a damn like Macy's in like Burbank, and I'm like, that's Jerry. I know I should come. He got one of those walks where like he's leaned backwards and his feet are far ahead of him if it's like right, just like that. So you're saying he was kind of like the stand up bass if you were to play him. That's how I think this might be a little bit of a departure. But did you guys ever listen to the Peter in the Wolf like Orchestra when you guys were young? Yeah? Oh my god? What Okay, I don't know what you're talking about. What is this? What is I l D? I have it on vinyl? Right, Kyle, do you have this memory with me? Maybe it was elementary school. We went to the Conquered Pavilion and watched a live orchestra play the Peter and the Wolf thing. So adam basically what this is, and you can look it up on iTunes like Apple Music or whatever. It's a it's this whole orchestra where each um character or animal is represented by a instrument. So like the cat is like a flute, and like the wolf is like and they each have their own theme song. But you would know it from like a Christmas story when the bully kid shows up, they play the Wolf music, right yeah, and the Hunters just like I know that noise. I just didn't know that it was from Peter and the Wolf and people like listen to this soundtrack of so okay, yeah, I've got like really high me and Sam we're doing a puzzle. I'm like we sync it up within man and I just plays perfectly. I threw on that pier in the Wolf like orchestra, and I was just like, this ship is hard as fun, dude, each character's it's it's just sick, dude. Classical music is kind of sucking sick. Yeah, yeah, isn't there a version spoken words? So this is your luggage talk essentially? Would you say, isn't there a version where there's someone telling the story because I feel like David Bowie is on a version of something. I know. At the very beginning, they like give you the rundown. They're like, we're going to hear the like instruments, this is what represents this, and then it goes right. But imagine, I don't know, can you imagine maybe there is a bit of a narration through this. I have a little bit of a memory at the conquered prevalion that they're what they did, like a hybrid mash up or something. There was somebody was Lincoln jay Z and the cat is the flute, but the goose is none other than jay Z. Come on out, are you guys? I know Blake and Kyle and myself are the same graduating class year Obo two. Are you guys going to your twenty year high school reunion? Because mine is coming up? And if you, oh, dude, I know I haven't seen an invite to that, but I would pull up no problem. I bet someone it's you're You're gonna be checked the inboxes because I bet it's coming within. Usually they do them in August, and uh, we are we are doing ours the first or the second week of August. We're gonna do my dad's uh one year celebrating not having cancer party in the yes, and then that that next week, I'm going to drive out to Omaha and do my twenty year high school reunion, which is gonna be so weird. That's important. It's gonna be dope. It's gonna be fun. I haven't been to one, Adam, Are you on the committee? Yeah, I was, so Technically I was like, we sent these out, well, I was supposed to be the one. Technically, like my role was like like the pr representatives, So like my whole job was to plan parties and talk on the intercom so that and like do the pep round in high school. In high school and so you are tasked with that later and so my job was to do the tenure and do the twenty year. But any great leader knows delegated responsibility is like a big part of it. So that's that's what I did, and that's what I'm doing now. But uh, but yeah, I'm like a little it's it's twenty years. It's kind of a weird one. It's so fucking long. It's a long time. This is a little exceptional. I mean, there's literally like an Adam divine day in Nebraska, Like it's definitely helping me out. Yeah, you better. You're gonna have to like really bring it, dude. You're kind of like almost the face of the city. But this dance, it has to happen. People are waiting for it. You're gonna have the GiB. Yeah, you know that. You know that dance is coming up the tornado. Yeah, where it's just like I've kind of jerking off two giant men that my dance very short scam or just kind of sneak in and hang out in the corner with your really down like bros. I hope. So I'm trying to get all my like really close homies are like, no, I'm not going, and I'm like, dude, I don't but they still live there, right, would get that? By the way, No, most all my like really close friends moved away. Hell get not going? Yeah, or like into the deep forest. I don't think nobody cares. Bro, I don't why why, I don't know why. I would go just just see the to see like people you haven't seen in years, Like there's a handful of people that I would for sure would like to see. But like when I go back to Omaha, they're not on my list of five people that I call. I mean maybe to experience the time war. But that's why you go right, just to be like war, What the funk is going on? Yes, it's kind of to see like, oh, how bald? Is everybody a lot of everything like take acid before you go or something, So that ship like makes fucking sense for the first time. Yeah, something's got to happen. I guess the second time I took it on accident. Once something's got to happen, you know, like you gotta do something like that. Here's my thing, Like, I haven't tapped in with Facebook in over like I don't know. It must have be like five to seven years, so I have completely lost touch with anybody from high school. I've been running your page. Don't worry, it's yeah, how's it going. It's really good. My mom makes for the birthday wishes. I think you guys know this, but my mom runs my Facebook like fan page accounts where she will talk to people from my past as if they're me, and then we'll hit me up and be like, uh, Kegan Nader Deppy says high and I'm like what yeah, And then she'll like just talk as also says the one time, it's like she'll just like have conversations with people from my past as if she's me, And then she'll post weird things like on four twenties she wrote like happy four twenty, Happy Holidays, and I'm like, Mom, what are you doing? Why? She but she posted like three days later it was like after the fact, she doesn't know she's doing. Sorry, I'm sorry, Mom, That's how high I was on four twenty. But yeah, no Facebook. I feel like really killed the high school reunions because you you're able to stay in touch if you want to. You can stay in touch with people so easily. When's the last time you guys have been on Facebook at all? I go on to check my folks because, yeah, my folks run a page there. There are ving right now, and so they keep everybody up to date that way, don't they go Why don't they get an Instagram? What are they doing? Most of their friends are on Facebook? Well, because all their friends it's easier, that's right. My parents also are on Facebook and aren't really on Instagram because none of their friends are on Instagram. So it makes my mom like bummed. Because she's a little Facebook queen that when she posts on Instagram it gets like three likes, but then on Facebook she gets like a hundred and fifty likes. There's like forty comments. She's like in the mix. Yeah, I go once a year and apologize to everybody who's like written me an email being like I just watched so and so or whatever, and you're like, I never come on here, thanks, hope you're good. That's got to be a rough, like a couple of days fielding all those like dude, home he died. Bro. I don't even respond to anything on Facebook. I'm truly. I just go on and look at my parents and my dad posts every day like a sunrise, and just look at my parents. Call them, dude, just call him. My dad posts every day like very funny like photos of sunrises and he tells you the weather Instagram that but sporadically. Oh so he's like super into it. On every day on Facebook he posts a damn sunset that is so wild. But what's crazy is people can post onto your timeline or whatever. Right, I don't know. Facebook sucks. Facebook fucking sucks. I remember going on and being like, who what are all these things on my timeline that other people posted. I had to, like, you know, flip a switch to to stop that. But that's why I dipped. Facebook got so bad. It was just like, this is complicated, yeah, for sure, So how are our parents navigating the most complicated of the social media very strange? Don't get it? Uh, I don't know that tricky, but but it is. There's so many like little okay, yeah, man, I couldn't even figure out how to plug my microphone into my computer before we got on. So I'm not the one to say something is accomplixed, but Facebook fairly easy. But they're just trying to do too much. Instagrams like you post a picture video, and then even they when they came to stories, I was like, I'm never gonna do this. And then because we do this every week, I'm like, all right, I'm gonna promote so that my timeline isn't just like our faces constantly. I'm like the best one gonna do stories. Now I'm hooked. Now I'm here, right, it's kind of fun. Are you guys? Are you guys deep in the metaverse? I haven't been on in a minute. I gotta get back in the metaverse. What do you mean by the oculust the oculust on the quest I can't get on anymore. I tried. I was watching basketball like break out my Oculus and trying stressful figure it out, and then it was like you got to log in with Facebook, and now I can't know because go away? Amit? Are you on? It is yours working? The last time I tried it, but it was like when I was shooting that movie in Atlanta. So it's been a while now, So it's been like over six or seven months. I gotta like update the software or some ship. Yeah, that's that ship gets any it is? It is so fucking cool it It really is really really cool, like what they're doing. And during the NBA Finals they were showing so many like Oculus commercials. It got me juice to get back on the Oculus. Just don't want to watch sports? Is that what you could like sit courtside at games? I would? I think that could be kind of I still have never figured out how to do go to uh like comedy clubs and like watch acts and then other people will be there, uh and you can like talk to other people that are watching, like this one guy I was standing next to a Yeah this guy and uh, if you can heckle, if you can heckle the comedian through Oculus, that be the comedian. I don't think. I think it's their pre record did. But you're just there watching and you're watching with other people, and I'm talking to this guy and uh, he was like, oh ship, this guy's funny. Oh yeah, And I was like I was like, oh, yeah, who else do you like? And he's like listening all the comics he likes, and they're like all people I know. And I'm like, oh, that's cool. I'm like, Mike, what do you think of Adam Devon? You're like, nah, he goes He's all right, And I'm like, okay, you were he's working on he's working on new stuff, and uh yeah, give him a shot, dude. He's really good actor. It's just mostly it's cool, man. Just check him out, man, he's doing this. Yeah. Yeah. I was like fishing, when's the last time you did? Stand? Dude? For ever? Four tire? Ever you retired? You want to announce your retirement retirement? I haven't, no, literally, the last show I did was my special in oh Maha, Like yeah, like over three years ago. So there brothers a great show. What was that like? Eight team? Are you itching? Are you like? Yeah? Yeah, at the end of the eighteen right, so almost four years ago. Uh yeah, yeah, it was crazy. I was like planning on taking a year off just to be like, because I was going pretty hard there for a while, doing a lot of tours and stuff, and I was like, you know what, I'm gonna take a year off. And then the pandemic hit, and then you know, and then and then stand up got really not fun. You just might get tackled their stabbs. Yeah, because all all of my comedies transphobic obviously, so it's like, how how can I even how can I even perform? I did Adam did personally just in my living room, doing an hour long specifically slamming yeah, the trans community. And I was like, this is I stand with Chappelle. Yeah, this is gold. Yeah. I just wouldn't do it's too it's actually too funny. It's too funny. You can't you can't perform it anymore, you know, I think, Yeah, I would love to when I when I have time. I've just been you know, if you're done, maybe one of maybe one of us should start getting up there. You know. I love Hey, it's not we could all do it. It's not like one of us, it's one of us. It's too it's one of us in his kyle. I tell you what. The next tour I want to go on isn't a stand up tour. It's a this is important that, it is important. Yes that next summer, let's put that shirt on the books next summer. Bro stage big enough for a pickleball court. Yes, I know. We have a luggage just set up in the in the like we can contact to me and maybe if they want to sell luggage in the lobby as as people are walking to me. I love Samson pickleball challengers in the crowd. That's what I want. Who wants to challenge I luggage company away would for sure be like we're on board. Yeah, you guys are selling this tour so well, there's pickleball and we're selling luggage. Dude, but it's special, this is import and we're only serving there's no food, only salads. Yeah with beans. Mere's like a photo booth of like cardinals that you get a ship on you and you're like goodbye, dude. This would be the sickest like a little fast bro t. I. I first, it's an important festival. Yeah, that's right, it's important, dude. I like that you're playing a whole festival. Are there other acts or it's just just no, But there's all these well you're talking about all these things that you could do. It feels like a carnival. I guess, well, that's just like when people are buying beer, like in the in the lobby, you know, like we're doing. We're doing medium sized theaters. Two okay, well we're going to be doing all four of us. Is the headline stand up? We're doing our stand up beforehand? Yea tight two yeah, two minutes each, tight two jokes, A little meat and green. I don't know. That could be cool. Little outdoor, a little outdoor fest outdoor. Yeah, we're indoor. It's all good. We've got Lovano's cooking meats on the side, bringing those meats while we chat. We got my stepfather's beef jerky. We're a stand Yeah, I love it. Arugula, you know what I mean. I'll have some fresh arugula. By the way, we dropped the ball because um, there is a raising canes that opened in California. I saw that. That is just a fucking mad house. Some mega hit has shut down the streets of Burbank. Can we say that? I was two thousand and early. You guys know who opened it? Right? Who did this? SNL writer? Who did they stole the idea from us? I was two thousand early to wanting to get on the Canes train and be a franchise can Strength owner. Yeah, dude, you should have followed your gun. You really should add where is it Olive and Burbank? Dude, Yes, they got a nice little thing happening right now. This is the where the original Workaholics offices were. We're on Olive in Burbank. That was our first place where we posted up. And they opened the Canes about two blocks down and the line has been there's a police presence. I know, I saw the security. We're not gonna do anything. Did you film it, Blake or was that like it's been on the news. It's been on the news. Sent that to us and he was like, this isn't like to get on the freeway or something or just traffic. This is just to get in the Canes. It reminds me of the in and outline on what sunset that you're just like Jesus Christ has got a big one always. Yeah, dude, even that because there's a Chick fil A like up the block on Olive and that goes on Chick fil A. But canes is just not meaning all the way. Baby, kind of ruined the entire city of Burbank. It's kind of sucks, dude. It's like, really fuck up. Its ruined the whole city of Burbank. Okay, wow, I thought it was like a party or something when I drove by. Tell someone that's eating the crinkle fries that it ruined the city of Burbank. Dude, it is so good. I'm just jealous because I can't even get close to a little chicken meal. I'm pissed. Dude. Remember when you came and visited me when I was shooting a pitch perfect and me and you went down and just smashed some raisin canes smashed in Baton Rouge, Baby, shout out to Baton. You know, Baton Rouge is where the first raising canes was. This is a raisin restaurant. Okay, verve that. Yes, if you're in Baton Rouge where I imagine it's like ahead, baby, legit local restaurants that make this kind of thing, and you're hitting the Raising Canes, Like, is Raising Canes better than lie Jim Bob's Chicken Local? It's a local restaurant. Raising Keynes is from Baton rich No, I know, but like you're down there isn't like the other like this is a I mean I was there for months and months, so it's not like I only ate at the Raising Kanes. But Raising Keynes is like a great late night you're drunk, you're getting food. Get that. I get that. Is there another place that you went to that maybe we can franchise trying to compete? Yeah? They I mean chimes Chimes is a dope local chimes Baton Rouge restaurants, something like that. That's where I had a chugging contest with all the college kids and I beat like seven or eight kids in a row, chugging like beers. And then they're like, oh whatever, Kevin, Kevin, wait till Kevin gets here. Kevin looked like he was fourteen years old. This kid shows up and he was like wearing his pajamas like he was at home, like in bed, and his friends are like you have to come down on here. The guy from more Galics is beating us all and beer chugging competitions, and then he comes down. He was so youthful looking and he weighed like nine pounds. I'm like, I'm gonna fucking destroy this kid. He swallowed the beer hole he were just like stuck his little glass in his mouth and swallowed it. That just means there's no gag reflects okay it is. They just they just open it. They didn't could be so good at sucking what's up? Beer? Did we touch upon? When I came out to visit you at at the set of Pitch Perfect and were kicking it in baton rouge and touch upon touch upon him? It was crazy. It was a whirlwind, like we showed up to this bar where it was crazy like you already know, like when I when I get on one, like I'm ready to go. And they were dangerous. They were encouraging my bad behavior. They made me to set the scene. It was like a kind of a dangerous place to be. I mean, there's a reason I gained twenty five pounds and looked like a fucking uh you know, just a fucking bag of goo. By the end of the movie, um, because like not depression, I am too much fun. It was this we had just Season one just came out and so we were very popular with like college kids. I'm shooting on the l s U campus, so I'm at the huge party school l s U which has a shack statue and which and then season two comes out while we were there, while Blake was visiting, so it was like a full on shield and we were just parting at like college bars. What was that bar? Do you remember the name of it? I mean, I mean there's a handful of bars right there and the places called tiger Land. So it's like a gravel parking lot with like five or six bars around on the outside of this giant parking lot. And we put we rolled up with like I'm I'm like okay, I'm coming out here with this acapella crew, like me and Adam will be the show stoppers. But people hung super tough, and we rolled into this bar and they were like like stand up on the bar, like here's the bottle of the yeager. You can pour shots into everybody's mouth. I'm like, I'm not, like, what is even happening? Then then like yam, and then he threw the shattered everywhere and oh my god, no, dude, there they're like the bottle. So I'm no, I'm pouring the bottle into people's mouths and it runs out and I'm like, it ran out, It ran out in the barn, throw it into the thrower against the wall and I'm like, are you serious? I can do that? I got so I just freaking launch it shatter against the wall, having the best time in my life. Then they like send me up to the DJ booth on All I know is like play a little booty, play little Webby, like it's all all the little it was. It was insane. It was one of the best times I've had. Definitely Baton Rouge zat Baton Rouge at that time. Now it wouldn't be fun now if we went we're too old. Now. We were at the perfect age. We were like something like that. So we're like, we're still young enough to hang out a college bar. It's not like super weird, not even thinking about the hangover. But now we're in our late thirties. If we go to a college bar and are just wilding out, people are like, what the fund is going on this Dad is going insane, like, dude, drink water, Dude, you should drink some water, dude. Honestly, that's like when we were in the Screaming Play taking Back Sunday and they're like, no, we're good. What is this? It was madness. It was total madness. I remember when we were in the Ozarks. That was the closest thing I've been to, like a bar bar and years, and they were giving out free waters and I was fucking pumped, dude. I was like, yo, look at all these because it was one million degrees out right. Yeah, and we've been on jets. That was like a healthy thing. They're like, so everyone, you have to drink or else we've got to close that. We have liquid ivys at the time, shout out, yeah, we didn't try Adam didn't. The rats loved my liquid ivy. Oh boy, Adam did the powder shot on the on the on the Ozarks? Right, damn dude, what's up? We haven't done a liquid ivy now we miss you, Liquid Ivy. Don't worry. I got like, I want to say, ten bags behind me, and that's just I have. So I'm literally drinking it right now. It's the best. All right, the rats in my storage facility are so hydrated right now so that they won't have to drink water for for years. Powder you don't have to drink water anymore. You just shut the powder, just the powder. Well, if you guys are available, we are going to throw a big party, uh for my for my dad to celebrate the one year being cancer free in like the Ozarks coming up soon, so it would be is this for the audience, like anybody can show up. Yeah, that's what he's talking to us. I'm talking to you guys specifically. But if anyone want to have the address, go across the bottom of the space. But if anyone is in like the Ozarks the first week of August and sees me out and about that's what I'm there to celebrate for, and feel free to come up and give my dad a big old bear hug and say thank you for beating cancer. It's important. It's important, Yeah, it's And he just had COVID. I think he's in the clear to uh to be COVID free. Thank god he got COVID. I was like, oh no, like that's the last thing he needs. He just got done with all of his cancer treatments and then he was like totally fine, like didn't even have a call for anything. Was just say, yeah, I'm fucking good. That's crazy. I'm immortal, baby, Like all right, chill out that it's important. That is actually crazy. That would have been really scary, but no, just wheeling and dealing. Dennis d Baby say scary but so scared. I didn't. I'm really scared, you know, you know the drill. I'm a really scared you know me, I'm really scared. So guys, everyone listening right now. What's happening now is that we really don't know how long we've been going, yeah, and we need help from our know, we've been going about forty minutes. We've been going about forty minutes. Okay, so you clocked when we started, Yeah, I see the time the clock, and I'm like, oh, yeah, it's got to be close. I don't know, you know, let's do ten minutes on just like just the end of a podcast, Like, yeah, the thing about the end of the podcast is like, it's so different than the beginning. For me, it's harder than the beginning. Honestly, Yes, yes, I love and do you love sunsets? I like the smount. Yeah, I'm kind of more of an ending. Ye. This pod works so much. Kyle comes in so hot up top, and then Adam and I really and then I like to tickle the middle. I like to tickle there is Oh wait, there's just the glue baby. Yeah. Yeah, well I mean sticks sticks, not bouncing sticky. He's like, really good, Kyle, good way to don't get it, and you're you're actually heating up. You're hot. Yeah, I'm coming back. You know. I heard that you thought I don't end on a good note, and so I'm bubba back and that's a sense of I like that we were able to do one live podcast together. It felt really nice being in the same room as you guys. You guys didn't seem to like it when we started. You guys were kind of taking the piss out of it, and I was a little bit I didn't love I was like, whatever on it. I didn't like it as much, to be why didn't you like it as much? What? What? What made you not take it? I didn't like the setup. I didn't like the set up. There was too much ship between us. Our setup wasn't the best. I feel like if we really we you know, we were in town together like a lot of these pot Gussie you see, we're just we're always out of town, so we can't physically be in the same room together. So uh, this is the best set up for this podcast. But if we were to be in the same town as each other, we would build like a stage and there'd be like two two to two, and you know, yeah, I gotta I feel like a hot tub with the mics coming from behind and we're all just in a hot tub talking to you know what I mean, or a cold plunge. Maybe I don't know. I just was like, yeah, I got we got laptops between us. We have all these mic arms and ship like, have you guys cold plunged? I just did it. I've done it a couple of times, but I've done it for a few days in a row now, and I'm like three days in a row, and it's to be great for your immune system, dude. It feels so good. I like, I'm like an old guy now and I wrinkly something in my in my neck by sleeping on the couch too. I was like asleep and I was like I was like kind of drunk and fell asleep on the couch and then woke up after fifty minutes and tried to adjust myself and then pinch something and then it still hurts. That was like two weeks ago. Uh. And then the cold plunge, Baby, it feels so much better as soon as I get out from where are you plunging? And how cold? Uh? Tony Cavallero, who plays Keith on The Righteous Gemstones, has one, and then he also has an infrared sauna at his house. So we go and we go back and forth. Uh. And yeah, Tony's on another level. He's a real legend, that guy. Yeah, yeah, Yes, the infrared saunas I've heard of. I've heard of those. Do you like it? I mean I've only heard it for autoimmune disorders. Uh. No, it's just for for relaxation purposes as well. It doesn't need to be for like diseases. But it helps that though, But that's still Yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure it does. There's like a long list of stuff that it it helps. But I don't know. I'm I'm at that age now that I'm like, I'm I understand no, Like you know, how like you'd go over to some someone's house and dad just has like a ton of massagers. He's like a foot massager and and a and a chair with the back massager, and there's all the ship And I'm like, what does he have all this stuff? Put him on his dick at night and he's got the tanga egg. Yeah. I'm at that age now where I'm like, I like, yeah, gadgets and gizmos, gadgets and things to help me feel better self care. I into it. I mean, because my body is my body has fallen. They're a gun is a must. They're a gun is really dope. It definitely you cannot put that on your dick. That it would you can't. I thought you liked the mash On mondays though. Don't you like Masha Town? Dude? It punched so hard? Wait, why why did you go? I was talking about like back massagers. Why are you putting it on your door? But what do you do with Because when I was a kid, I remember like the massage wands and they were my best friend when I was a young What does that mean? Please tell me more. You were one of those little weirdos. Yeah, man, Brookstone ment a hole another thing to sticking that up your ass, sharper image man a whole another thing to me. I love that your parents were like, where's the We're just hey, why does it smell again? Its honey? Smell this. It's got a funk to it and didn't I don't know, I keep cleaning it like quarine or something. What is that? It's a dank It's a dank, dank smell. I'm not using bleach like bleach. It's like and also kind of a poop smell. Yeah, sort of smells like ship. Did the dog get ahold of this? Right now? Did the dog get ahold the massage? Want? I think the dog must have got Was the dog sitting on this or backyard? Is it on the ground? Is the vibrating massage pillow? Smell like poop? Blake? Get down here, Get down here, Blake? Did the dog drag this through my cub? Blake sticking it up his ass again? But someone just cuts to the chase. God damn it, Blake. They dude, that's what they're for. Don't don't trip, That's really what they're for you. I was reading like one of those catalogs that comes to your house and it has like a picture of a woman like one on her on her neck, you know, and she's just like enjoying the vibration. And then it says like there's like a quote from a you know, like someone who bought it and her name is Gina. But I'm like, China, damn Gina, Damnina works perfectly. China, China. Wait what was that from forty year old Virgin? Yeah, she kills it bo. She was on our show. She came in hot. I love when we had guest stars who brought heat. They've been posting that picture of dude whose name escapes me right now, but he was the Junkyard owner. He was Mel Rodriguez. Mel Rodriguez, that's is so good, who just brought heat and was doing all sorts of weird saber your doo doo pu pussy just how he said. I mean, his line delivery was great and he also added a ton of great stuff, but just how he said, like whipped out. They it was from season one and we're in the Junkyard and he catches a b rat episode and he whips out what is that the cubatan and uh is that what it's called cubaton? Yeah, it's like the extending baton extending baton stick and he then says, h l say how he delivered that line made me laugh so fucking hard. Yeah, I mean fun fact he was kind of second place to be Montes dude. We we brought him into audition from Montes and he killed that as well. Yeah, is that right? I don't remember that mel was in the running. Would have been better, It would have been better. Yeah, probably we would have liked it much better. Ye would have gone to that wedding. Yeah, Eric, Eric is going to hit us up. Eric Griffin is going to hit us and be like, what the funk man, y'all don't worry about I went to I went to his wedding. I went there. I saw it. Yeah, you get the updated, you know you. I guess you guys, if you if you weren't there, then you missed it. You know. I'm not going to go in and tell you guys what it was. It was great, it was I would have liked I honestly would have liked to be there. Eric is a friend of mine, and I was. I had to be out. I had to be in Charleston, so it was fantastic. I would have been I was at my own brother's wedding. Yes, and Blake chose not to go. Blake, what was permitted to go? And then he committed on going and then decided not to. Yeah, there actually was a Nate. There was an empty seat at the table I was at and said, Blake Andersen, Yeah, I think it was you. That's kind of a dickhead move, Blake, Yeah, that was that means you r s v P and then didn't Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, And I'd love to get into it, but it looks like we'll run that at time. Oh, this is important. Friend. I would like to give flowers to Kyle for going to our friend Eric Griffin's wedding. Thank you for supporting. I would have liked to have been there. Uh so, I just want to say thank you for being the one to waive the flag for Team Mcan. Happy to do it, Happy to do it happy? And did you leather satchel satchel? Yes? Yeah, of course, what do you mean? I saw pictures. I'm like, well, you clean up nice, and then you just had like the leather satchel on top of wedding clean up nice? But then what the leather satchel dirties up the leather. So the leather Satchel is a it's like a merse a, it's like a person. Yeah, this is from all On custom leather. If you ever see me rocking there, I know, and he makes he makes good stuff. I just didn't know if it was it doesn't know. I don't know if it was wedding appropriately. I don't even understand what you're talking about right now. I everywhere I agree with you. I don't look good. I looked good though I had on the pink pants. You had a great outfit on, and then I just crushed. Then you were also wearing like this seven point connected man Satchel got two points two points cool shape, so I'm five points off. Okay, yeah good. I just thought that thing was kind of nice for I mean, I thought it was nice for dress. Like I wasn't wearing a suitor. You wear it all. I was just wearing a button up, so I thought it fit like kind of like Indiana Jones. I was like basically rocking linens. You know what I mean? Right, Everyone wants Indiana and when you go to weddings, make sure you look like Indiana Jones. I was ready for anything. I wonder if the bride saw you and she was like, funk, I was wearing that goddamn it. I had to take shut because it's a wedding and that's what you want to take off my honestly though, my wife. My wife didn't. She brought a purse that did not match her outfit because we were traveling and she had a lot of people were talking about it. You're gonna air her out. You don't end up doing with my purse. I put her stuff that she needed in my purse, so I was holding stuff for her in my purse. A purse on a purse, so um person on a person and that person was me and I rep is anc Well, none of you guys even bothered to show up. I would have loved it been there. We know the story. Thank you. You got your flowers? Yes, thank you. This is what I felt like when I was getting down the car and do you take this woman to be your bride? Wedding? Here? Hey Sean, and there's okay up here. I had a hat on, but I took it off because I thought it was too much. Any other takebacks? Apologies, Well I'll shoot I'll apologize to air Griffin for not going the wedding, and I called him and face timed him and apologized that way as well. And I love you, Bud, and you're a really great friend. And what was the what was the reason? What was the It's just a lot of stuff. But I can't even like some stuff I can't say on air, and a lot of secrets, suddlates, he can't secret. You can't let us know a lot of things. I'm excited to find your secret TikTok account. That's what I'm like. It's just feet, It's just like, do you want to take back or apologize? I apologize that was an apology to me. I'd like to shout out all on custom leather again. Absolutely, guy is just maverick with his leather work and makes something that's custom. He doesn't. This is a this is a friend that goes way back, all the way to elementary school. He's a conquered native. He makes great stuff. I wear my Adam custom leather belt every day. It hasn't even shown one fucking sign of shredding. Dude, It's great quality stuff. So that's what Kyle is pockets. I like that. Kyle was like ready to like, I mean, what if you wore that into a bank. Security should stop here. People think it's a gun, people think it's a whole Yeah, CP it block it. Like many times I'm like, no, no, it's just holding my iPad. We're not at all, We're not at all shifting on all on custom leather. This isn't This is an aggressive leather like Kyle wears it on set. I get like he's a director, he has to have things nearby. I had many get uh to a wedding. It is an absolutely hilarious thing to wear to the wedding, and I'm so I'd like to get your flowers for wearing H Well, I under what I understand. I understand how long have you been falconing. I understand that it was probably not the right choice for the wedding for especially when everyone else is dressed so nice. But I also had dates. I also think it's very cool that there's brought that up because I need to be checked sometimes I do need to be checked. I need to be grounded by my homeboys. And it's just this. I feel like, I'm just it's just your fashion choices. It was like when we used to to take meetings and you would you'd be like a tank top and there'd be like a hole in the tank top where you're like nipples just hanging out, and you're like, and I'd be like, you know, Kyle, we're like going to a meeting like with ABC executives. Maybe we just put something where your armpit hair isn't coming out the sides, and you'd you'd be pretty offended. I'm like, your armpit hairs like losing coming out the front, like you're a Nickelodeon character. Yeah. I mean having said that, no regrets with every anything I've put on my body ever, because I ruled yeah, forward and early to all this ship. You watch people wearing leather bags to weddings and remember that in your future. All right, cut two commercials. Cut, this is the end. Anyone else, take back apologies. Dead ringers, I'll kiss now. You know I had a dead ringer, but yeah, a dead ringer. Indiana Joe, it was a trip with you. Well. And shout out to uh, the guy who laid Waymond in everywhere all at once whatever. Uh from Coon Short Round and from Doony's and his voice is iconic. As soon as you hear him talk, you're like, holy fuck, it's short round and Data duds alegendus a legend. I love it. Oh you gotta see that movie. We gotta knowe from our producer Data Yesh, thank you. Okay, just stop taking the Indiana is ty. Kyle take the ending. Take the end in, Kyle, take the end. Come on, do something what up for the ending? Kyle, do something cool for the ending. This has been another production of I Heart Radio Coming to you strong and in surround sound. So if you all right, I love it really good, really good that itch
Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio, the show where we talk about what's obviously both critically crucially important today on This Is Important, I put her stuff that she needed in my purse, so I was holding stuff for her in my purse and we synked it up with Encino Man and it plays perfectly. He's Blake sticking it up his ass again. This ship is hard as Bob Dude. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah, hasn't been a week? Oh my god, you guys day, It's Tuesday, Tuesday, gotta it down on Tuesday. Yeah. When Stone Cold said hell yeah, did the whole fucking crowd go hell yeah? I don't know. That's a great was a call in response? I would think so, but I just wonder what that sounded like. It had to be so energizing for the guy. Have you guys ever gone to Live wrestling? Oh? Yeah we have. Yeah, I went to Beyond, I went to be on the Map. Blake. We went to Summer Slam together, didn't we. I've been to Summer Slam twice because my friend c J. Perry, who is Lana in the w W E as a straight up toy. Yeah. She she was a star of the WW Superstar Superstar and yeah, she invited us and we got like we we sat in the second row right behind Laird Hamilton's And who's his wife? She's famous, like I think she's yeah, and so did you need to know women's volleyball players? Yes? She was. So. They both were so tan, you know how like when someone just comes out of the sun, they're like hot to the touch and they like radiate heat. That's how they both felt. Just sitting behind them. It was like they were just radiating heat from like years of like baking in the sun. Their bodies are working over time. That's not good. That's a defense mechanism. They're like famous Maui residents or something like that, right, they like known for just being yeah, super beach people. Couple. Yeah, and now they got the layered. They got the laird. Laird's got his his coffee creamers, his coffee creamer out there you can get it, yes, exactly, and a hu fans of coffee creamer. Actually I am excuse me. Yeah, it's a powdered coffee creamer that has like more ocean based products in it. It comes from yeah, I can't remember, salt and plastic. Yeah, what does that mean? Just sucking? There's kelp. Yeah, the cups are plastic, which you find products? What is it like sparrow Lena? You know like you guys know spa like that kind of stuff is in it? Are you? Are you pronouncing that correctly? Absolutely? Maybe spiral Lena. But I'm I'm doing I'm doing my dangle. Well yeah, I picked that up layered. Send us some we would we would love to test out some products. It's good. Get they got an orange bag, a yellow bag, and a brown bag. I prefer the orange bag, but bag of creamer it's powder. Look at this thing that that the bug of salt. Do you have one of these? Dude, I've been playing with most years. Adam hasn't just pulled out a weapon. He has a gun in his hands for everybody listening. I had a little bit of like a bug issue here in this house. Rats bugs, rats, bugs, birds and uh. I was telling McBride this. He's like, Oh, I'm gonna get you something. This bug of sault gun is the fucking ship. It's so cool. Yeah. I never saw so dangerous. I got it, and then my kids are like, can I see it? I go yeah, for sure. They just shot each other in the eyes right away. Okay, yeah, my brother wait wait wait wait, my brother shot me the other a day with the salt. It didn't hurt that. Hold on, hold on, explain it to me please, I've never seen this. Idom. So it's you fill you fill the top up with that's cocaine. No, that is uh table salt okay, right there in the top and then you just cock it. When a bug comes by, you straight up shoot it and they flop out of the air. It shoots up like a salt, like a like a shotgun buck shots salt. Yeah, yeah, it spreads. It's like when because you can get rock salt rounds right or is that just from kill bill? No, you can do this. Yeah, it's real. That's realm very real. Wait are you doing this in the house, Adam? So there's a salt all over your house? That's what my brother does to my brother. I asked my brother to say, what do you want you putting salt everywhere? He's like, I don't care. Didn't you just let the room? But do it's thing, babe, Adam? Can you is it loaded right now? Is it loaded right now? Can you shoot yourself, like in the arm, point blank or will that do something? I don't know. I've never shot. I mean it comes out very I tried to shoot my food and there was a that's a good idea point, like I shot. I shot my food to like salt my food this morning. But there was just one bite that was unbearably salty, right because it's just embedded it into me. Yeah, it was so god but you know me, I'm a fucking salt boy. So I I enjoyed it, even on my pancake. And we're dining outside there's like bees sometimes, so I got it from that, like boys duck duck and cover like that. You guys don't eat outside, you dine there's this fancy Yeah, well that's like that. That's al Fresco bro. Yeah, Adam, are you willing to shoot yourself like in the hands? Live? Can we see that the chest? You're gonna have to ask you again. I don't want to watch this. I don't watch this. No, no, not bear bear chest to your hand, bear chest my hand, why my hands on your tongue? Do your tongue? Yeah no, don't do don't do that. Don't do that. Do it in your bear chest. Don't do it on your shirt. I want you to see it. So I'm wearing a black shirt so you'll see you. Yeah, this is gonna be cool. Yeah, it's black with white. What do you want me to turn my shirt inside out? Or yes? Please? Yes, turn it backwards. No, this is well, this is I feel like your short shoot your dick. Look at the body. He's definitely on gemstones right now, I know your character are my boy is fit as a fid. I think you should leave the shirt off. Leave the shirt off because black is good. I want to see the impact. You look great, but you're not gonna see anything. Stick. Salt isn't sticks, You're right, does if it's coming out super hard? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Oh fuck, Oh it's it's stings. Yeah that's stings man, And I kind of just grazed myself. See this is what I'm interested salt. And let's see we have the black shirt with the salt. Can we see the song exactly? And it kind of just pops right off but kind of not worth doing it. But science brains are fucking dead over there, now do your tongue. Feel free to buy yourself one of these bugs. As they're not a sponsor, although I would love that they were. This is something I fully support murdering but science and also I wish it was. I wish there was a sniper rifle because I would kill a cardinal this way murder sence you try, I'm not gonna read it, won't It won't go that far. I mean I have to They fly away soon as he step out of the house. They catch the cardinals, don't kill them. Catch them, Kyle, How are you supposed to catch your cardinal? Good luck? How that's the fun part, is it? You give an altar boy? Because having them not shipped on my truck is the fun part for me. So I've been I've been putting the truck inside. There's no inside, there's no garage. That's not the cardinals problems. So I tried to park it inside. They were here first, thank you, Blake. I tried to put the mirrors in the mirror. I popped the mirror in. The whole mirror fell out of the mirror holster. So now I have like put that back in every time. It's a whole deal. You think the cardinal like unscrewed. Yeah, I broke it. I think the Cardinal was it keeps picking at It's probably not good for the mirror. Motherfucker. I think it knows exactly what it's doing. Is this the thing that happens to everybody else on the cast too? Or I think it's just my location is cardinal? Heaven? I don't know why I'm at the tip of this say that this one. I don't know, like you, Grandma, didn't you say it was like it wasn't the Cardinal related to our villa? Yeah? The great? Well it was my favorite she It was her favorite bird, the Cardinal. And they say that a cardinal is a dead loved one coming back to visit you. I don't know why my grandmother keeps shifting and shifting all over my TRAINA well, think about it, Cardinal, think about it. She's a cardinal. Now, yeah, I bet there's something No being Bella were real tight, dude, she would not shoot all over my truck. Did you move away? Why did you? Did you move to the West Coast? And I brought her out and let her walk the red carpet on Pitch Perfect to world premiere and she was interviewed by E Entertainment Television. So yeah, I paid her back a beautiful moment. We need to pull that interview up because I bet it as good as hell. Absolutely do. I don't know if I ever saw it. Jason Kennedy. Jason Kennedy gave the interview, Wow, great pool, Adam rested um. But dude, I had the same problem in my neighborhood. There was like a finch or something that was attacking everybody's mirrors. Hey, vote now if you hate pickleball, doc, luggage talk or bird talk more finch, go ahead, dude, I like it. I don't like it. I'm all about killing these birds. I know some of us aren't about killing birds, but I if it flies, it dies. That's my top gun? Was that from top gun I made up? I thought, I want to say, hey man, ice man, who said it? Who said? Well, speaking of movies, and this is two thousand and late, like that that joke we were doing last week, remember that. But I finally went and saw everything everywhere, all at once. The Bael and we talked. Have we talked about this on the podcast? We can't. We can't. Don't spoil I have spoilers. You want to see it, I've definitely go see it. Have you seen it, Blake, I haven't. I just noticed that it is now available on my TV for twenty bucks and I'm gonna spoil, but you know it is what it is. But this is well, we have to talk about this. I'm in yes. Oh yeah. The main character's name is Waymond. Yes, and Wymond is in the movie. Wow, dude, So they for sure the Daniels are the guys that directed it, right, and they had to they have to be Workholics fans, right, that's two Wayman fans mean fans specific. They're they're fans of Wymond obviously, but they also had Uh did you notice, sisters that the car in the movie is like, yeah, it's a Maroon volta Maroon Volo. It was, and it's like the cool version that I remember. We were like, well, wouldn't we want the cool one? And we're like no, they drive the like anyone. Is this movie like an alternate reality of Diane Wyman's wife from Workaholics? Yeah, I gotta watch it. It is where the Diane's nodded, and I will say that I felt. Also there's a big office setting, like the whole things in like an office, so it's got a cubicle vibe, which is okay. There are very workaholics esque go their set piece joke take, let's reach out to the Daniels. Let's let's have them be this the second guest on the podcast good. It's a good movie. It's fucking cool, it's heavy, it's yeah, I heard it was really cool to see. What is that other movie? I think it's an Indian movie? Uh r r r r r that. People are like freaking out about that. I don't even know how a gonta watch that movie? Like where is it? But people are like, did you an Indian movie? What did you just say an Indie movie? What did you just say Indian? I think it's from India. Yeah. Oh, I thought you were going to say Indie because we were coming and I was like, you know, I think it's a little bit of both. Now I think it's like a Hollywood like I don't know, I smash hit baby, yeah, um, we'll speak yeah. Yeah. People are claiming it's a little bit of everything. I really want to see that. Um, but I was working on set of a movie that can't quite disclude. You can't talk about spoilers world. I'm looking around and just, uh, you already shot the thing. Thanks, No, I don't want to get in trouble, dude. The rock will get me. The Rocks would come on. Now. I was looking around at the extras in the crowd, and none other than Wayman Lee was out there. Dude, Yes, dude. So I got to chum it up with Wayman. It was so good to seeing him. We FaceTime Diane. He like, he was so pleasant, he was so stoked to see me. He was just asking about our movie. He was definitely like, dude, it was just so nice. He's like, dude, we're family. Were family. We are It wasn't a show. We're a family. It is. It is crazy coming up with everyone on Workaholics. It's no matter what in our career, the uh, you know, the longer we go, Uh, those people are the people that you look back at. I feel like I could be on another show for like ten years and it still wouldn't mean quite the same as as Workaholics. You know, and you run in the crew members and that kind of stuff on other productions and you're like, holy sh it, what is going down? Yeah, and it is so cool. I think that was like the one thing while we were doing the show because it was our first show that didn't quite register until it was over that, like you really do. And maybe it's one of the hardest things about Hollywood is like the longer you're on a project, the more you like forge bonds with everybody who's a part of the show, and when it ends, you never know when you're going to see him again. You hopefully your paths will cross again, and it does happen. But like just well I go dancing on Thursdays with Bengo, I would a camera camera. Yeah, I mean, it's true. It's like it is because you do form like some friendships that will transcend just going to work, like like Mike Clavano's who was our Bachelor, Yeah he's he's in the crew for life. But but you know there's some people their their work friends and and you love them and then when a project raps, are like, I'm going to see them for all the time, and then you don't see them for like five years, and you'll just run into them at like the Ralph's grocery store and you're like, holy sh it, yeah dude, I swear I saw. So we had a really good cost head of costume department. Jerry what was his last name? Yeager stick Broke for that brother, Okay, go ahead, the just one around here somewhere. I think I saw him at the mall, but there it was masked. It was still a mask time, so I didn't say, but he's got that walk. I know he's got that Jerry dude, because he was at a damn like Macy's in like Burbank, and I'm like, that's Jerry. I know I should come. He got one of those walks where like he's leaned backwards and his feet are far ahead of him if it's like right, just like that. So you're saying he was kind of like the stand up bass if you were to play him. That's how I think this might be a little bit of a departure. But did you guys ever listen to the Peter in the Wolf like Orchestra when you guys were young? Yeah? Oh my god? What Okay, I don't know what you're talking about. What is this? What is I l D? I have it on vinyl? Right, Kyle, do you have this memory with me? Maybe it was elementary school. We went to the Conquered Pavilion and watched a live orchestra play the Peter and the Wolf thing. So adam basically what this is, and you can look it up on iTunes like Apple Music or whatever. It's a it's this whole orchestra where each um character or animal is represented by a instrument. So like the cat is like a flute, and like the wolf is like and they each have their own theme song. But you would know it from like a Christmas story when the bully kid shows up, they play the Wolf music, right yeah, and the Hunters just like I know that noise. I just didn't know that it was from Peter and the Wolf and people like listen to this soundtrack of so okay, yeah, I've got like really high me and Sam we're doing a puzzle. I'm like we sync it up within man and I just plays perfectly. I threw on that pier in the Wolf like orchestra, and I was just like, this ship is hard as fun, dude, each character's it's it's just sick, dude. Classical music is kind of sucking sick. Yeah, yeah, isn't there a version spoken words? So this is your luggage talk essentially? Would you say, isn't there a version where there's someone telling the story because I feel like David Bowie is on a version of something. I know. At the very beginning, they like give you the rundown. They're like, we're going to hear the like instruments, this is what represents this, and then it goes right. But imagine, I don't know, can you imagine maybe there is a bit of a narration through this. I have a little bit of a memory at the conquered prevalion that they're what they did, like a hybrid mash up or something. There was somebody was Lincoln jay Z and the cat is the flute, but the goose is none other than jay Z. Come on out, are you guys? I know Blake and Kyle and myself are the same graduating class year Obo two. Are you guys going to your twenty year high school reunion? Because mine is coming up? And if you, oh, dude, I know I haven't seen an invite to that, but I would pull up no problem. I bet someone it's you're You're gonna be checked the inboxes because I bet it's coming within. Usually they do them in August, and uh, we are we are doing ours the first or the second week of August. We're gonna do my dad's uh one year celebrating not having cancer party in the yes, and then that that next week, I'm going to drive out to Omaha and do my twenty year high school reunion, which is gonna be so weird. That's important. It's gonna be dope. It's gonna be fun. I haven't been to one, Adam, Are you on the committee? Yeah, I was, so Technically I was like, we sent these out, well, I was supposed to be the one. Technically, like my role was like like the pr representatives, So like my whole job was to plan parties and talk on the intercom so that and like do the pep round in high school. In high school and so you are tasked with that later and so my job was to do the tenure and do the twenty year. But any great leader knows delegated responsibility is like a big part of it. So that's that's what I did, and that's what I'm doing now. But uh, but yeah, I'm like a little it's it's twenty years. It's kind of a weird one. It's so fucking long. It's a long time. This is a little exceptional. I mean, there's literally like an Adam divine day in Nebraska, Like it's definitely helping me out. Yeah, you better. You're gonna have to like really bring it, dude. You're kind of like almost the face of the city. But this dance, it has to happen. People are waiting for it. You're gonna have the GiB. Yeah, you know that. You know that dance is coming up the tornado. Yeah, where it's just like I've kind of jerking off two giant men that my dance very short scam or just kind of sneak in and hang out in the corner with your really down like bros. I hope. So I'm trying to get all my like really close homies are like, no, I'm not going, and I'm like, dude, I don't but they still live there, right, would get that? By the way, No, most all my like really close friends moved away. Hell get not going? Yeah, or like into the deep forest. I don't think nobody cares. Bro, I don't why why, I don't know why. I would go just just see the to see like people you haven't seen in years, Like there's a handful of people that I would for sure would like to see. But like when I go back to Omaha, they're not on my list of five people that I call. I mean maybe to experience the time war. But that's why you go right, just to be like war, What the funk is going on? Yes, it's kind of to see like, oh, how bald? Is everybody a lot of everything like take acid before you go or something, So that ship like makes fucking sense for the first time. Yeah, something's got to happen. I guess the second time I took it on accident. Once something's got to happen, you know, like you gotta do something like that. Here's my thing, Like, I haven't tapped in with Facebook in over like I don't know. It must have be like five to seven years, so I have completely lost touch with anybody from high school. I've been running your page. Don't worry, it's yeah, how's it going. It's really good. My mom makes for the birthday wishes. I think you guys know this, but my mom runs my Facebook like fan page accounts where she will talk to people from my past as if they're me, and then we'll hit me up and be like, uh, Kegan Nader Deppy says high and I'm like what yeah, And then she'll like just talk as also says the one time, it's like she'll just like have conversations with people from my past as if she's me, And then she'll post weird things like on four twenties she wrote like happy four twenty, Happy Holidays, and I'm like, Mom, what are you doing? Why? She but she posted like three days later it was like after the fact, she doesn't know she's doing. Sorry, I'm sorry, Mom, That's how high I was on four twenty. But yeah, no Facebook. I feel like really killed the high school reunions because you you're able to stay in touch if you want to. You can stay in touch with people so easily. When's the last time you guys have been on Facebook at all? I go on to check my folks because, yeah, my folks run a page there. There are ving right now, and so they keep everybody up to date that way, don't they go Why don't they get an Instagram? What are they doing? Most of their friends are on Facebook? Well, because all their friends it's easier, that's right. My parents also are on Facebook and aren't really on Instagram because none of their friends are on Instagram. So it makes my mom like bummed. Because she's a little Facebook queen that when she posts on Instagram it gets like three likes, but then on Facebook she gets like a hundred and fifty likes. There's like forty comments. She's like in the mix. Yeah, I go once a year and apologize to everybody who's like written me an email being like I just watched so and so or whatever, and you're like, I never come on here, thanks, hope you're good. That's got to be a rough, like a couple of days fielding all those like dude, home he died. Bro. I don't even respond to anything on Facebook. I'm truly. I just go on and look at my parents and my dad posts every day like a sunrise, and just look at my parents. Call them, dude, just call him. My dad posts every day like very funny like photos of sunrises and he tells you the weather Instagram that but sporadically. Oh so he's like super into it. On every day on Facebook he posts a damn sunset that is so wild. But what's crazy is people can post onto your timeline or whatever. Right, I don't know. Facebook sucks. Facebook fucking sucks. I remember going on and being like, who what are all these things on my timeline that other people posted. I had to, like, you know, flip a switch to to stop that. But that's why I dipped. Facebook got so bad. It was just like, this is complicated, yeah, for sure, So how are our parents navigating the most complicated of the social media very strange? Don't get it? Uh, I don't know that tricky, but but it is. There's so many like little okay, yeah, man, I couldn't even figure out how to plug my microphone into my computer before we got on. So I'm not the one to say something is accomplixed, but Facebook fairly easy. But they're just trying to do too much. Instagrams like you post a picture video, and then even they when they came to stories, I was like, I'm never gonna do this. And then because we do this every week, I'm like, all right, I'm gonna promote so that my timeline isn't just like our faces constantly. I'm like the best one gonna do stories. Now I'm hooked. Now I'm here, right, it's kind of fun. Are you guys? Are you guys deep in the metaverse? I haven't been on in a minute. I gotta get back in the metaverse. What do you mean by the oculust the oculust on the quest I can't get on anymore. I tried. I was watching basketball like break out my Oculus and trying stressful figure it out, and then it was like you got to log in with Facebook, and now I can't know because go away? Amit? Are you on? It is yours working? The last time I tried it, but it was like when I was shooting that movie in Atlanta. So it's been a while now, So it's been like over six or seven months. I gotta like update the software or some ship. Yeah, that's that ship gets any it is? It is so fucking cool it It really is really really cool, like what they're doing. And during the NBA Finals they were showing so many like Oculus commercials. It got me juice to get back on the Oculus. Just don't want to watch sports? Is that what you could like sit courtside at games? I would? I think that could be kind of I still have never figured out how to do go to uh like comedy clubs and like watch acts and then other people will be there, uh and you can like talk to other people that are watching, like this one guy I was standing next to a Yeah this guy and uh, if you can heckle, if you can heckle the comedian through Oculus, that be the comedian. I don't think. I think it's their pre record did. But you're just there watching and you're watching with other people, and I'm talking to this guy and uh, he was like, oh ship, this guy's funny. Oh yeah, And I was like I was like, oh, yeah, who else do you like? And he's like listening all the comics he likes, and they're like all people I know. And I'm like, oh, that's cool. I'm like, Mike, what do you think of Adam Devon? You're like, nah, he goes He's all right, And I'm like, okay, you were he's working on he's working on new stuff, and uh yeah, give him a shot, dude. He's really good actor. It's just mostly it's cool, man. Just check him out, man, he's doing this. Yeah. Yeah. I was like fishing, when's the last time you did? Stand? Dude? For ever? Four tire? Ever you retired? You want to announce your retirement retirement? I haven't, no, literally, the last show I did was my special in oh Maha, Like yeah, like over three years ago. So there brothers a great show. What was that like? Eight team? Are you itching? Are you like? Yeah? Yeah, at the end of the eighteen right, so almost four years ago. Uh yeah, yeah, it was crazy. I was like planning on taking a year off just to be like, because I was going pretty hard there for a while, doing a lot of tours and stuff, and I was like, you know what, I'm gonna take a year off. And then the pandemic hit, and then you know, and then and then stand up got really not fun. You just might get tackled their stabbs. Yeah, because all all of my comedies transphobic obviously, so it's like, how how can I even how can I even perform? I did Adam did personally just in my living room, doing an hour long specifically slamming yeah, the trans community. And I was like, this is I stand with Chappelle. Yeah, this is gold. Yeah. I just wouldn't do it's too it's actually too funny. It's too funny. You can't you can't perform it anymore, you know, I think, Yeah, I would love to when I when I have time. I've just been you know, if you're done, maybe one of maybe one of us should start getting up there. You know. I love Hey, it's not we could all do it. It's not like one of us, it's one of us. It's too it's one of us in his kyle. I tell you what. The next tour I want to go on isn't a stand up tour. It's a this is important that, it is important. Yes that next summer, let's put that shirt on the books next summer. Bro stage big enough for a pickleball court. Yes, I know. We have a luggage just set up in the in the like we can contact to me and maybe if they want to sell luggage in the lobby as as people are walking to me. I love Samson pickleball challengers in the crowd. That's what I want. Who wants to challenge I luggage company away would for sure be like we're on board. Yeah, you guys are selling this tour so well, there's pickleball and we're selling luggage. Dude, but it's special, this is import and we're only serving there's no food, only salads. Yeah with beans. Mere's like a photo booth of like cardinals that you get a ship on you and you're like goodbye, dude. This would be the sickest like a little fast bro t. I. I first, it's an important festival. Yeah, that's right, it's important, dude. I like that you're playing a whole festival. Are there other acts or it's just just no, But there's all these well you're talking about all these things that you could do. It feels like a carnival. I guess, well, that's just like when people are buying beer, like in the in the lobby, you know, like we're doing. We're doing medium sized theaters. Two okay, well we're going to be doing all four of us. Is the headline stand up? We're doing our stand up beforehand? Yea tight two yeah, two minutes each, tight two jokes, A little meat and green. I don't know. That could be cool. Little outdoor, a little outdoor fest outdoor. Yeah, we're indoor. It's all good. We've got Lovano's cooking meats on the side, bringing those meats while we chat. We got my stepfather's beef jerky. We're a stand Yeah, I love it. Arugula, you know what I mean. I'll have some fresh arugula. By the way, we dropped the ball because um, there is a raising canes that opened in California. I saw that. That is just a fucking mad house. Some mega hit has shut down the streets of Burbank. Can we say that? I was two thousand and early. You guys know who opened it? Right? Who did this? SNL writer? Who did they stole the idea from us? I was two thousand early to wanting to get on the Canes train and be a franchise can Strength owner. Yeah, dude, you should have followed your gun. You really should add where is it Olive and Burbank? Dude, Yes, they got a nice little thing happening right now. This is the where the original Workaholics offices were. We're on Olive in Burbank. That was our first place where we posted up. And they opened the Canes about two blocks down and the line has been there's a police presence. I know, I saw the security. We're not gonna do anything. Did you film it, Blake or was that like it's been on the news. It's been on the news. Sent that to us and he was like, this isn't like to get on the freeway or something or just traffic. This is just to get in the Canes. It reminds me of the in and outline on what sunset that you're just like Jesus Christ has got a big one always. Yeah, dude, even that because there's a Chick fil A like up the block on Olive and that goes on Chick fil A. But canes is just not meaning all the way. Baby, kind of ruined the entire city of Burbank. It's kind of sucks, dude. It's like, really fuck up. Its ruined the whole city of Burbank. Okay, wow, I thought it was like a party or something when I drove by. Tell someone that's eating the crinkle fries that it ruined the city of Burbank. Dude, it is so good. I'm just jealous because I can't even get close to a little chicken meal. I'm pissed. Dude. Remember when you came and visited me when I was shooting a pitch perfect and me and you went down and just smashed some raisin canes smashed in Baton Rouge, Baby, shout out to Baton. You know, Baton Rouge is where the first raising canes was. This is a raisin restaurant. Okay, verve that. Yes, if you're in Baton Rouge where I imagine it's like ahead, baby, legit local restaurants that make this kind of thing, and you're hitting the Raising Canes, Like, is Raising Canes better than lie Jim Bob's Chicken Local? It's a local restaurant. Raising Keynes is from Baton rich No, I know, but like you're down there isn't like the other like this is a I mean I was there for months and months, so it's not like I only ate at the Raising Kanes. But Raising Keynes is like a great late night you're drunk, you're getting food. Get that. I get that. Is there another place that you went to that maybe we can franchise trying to compete? Yeah? They I mean chimes Chimes is a dope local chimes Baton Rouge restaurants, something like that. That's where I had a chugging contest with all the college kids and I beat like seven or eight kids in a row, chugging like beers. And then they're like, oh whatever, Kevin, Kevin, wait till Kevin gets here. Kevin looked like he was fourteen years old. This kid shows up and he was like wearing his pajamas like he was at home, like in bed, and his friends are like you have to come down on here. The guy from more Galics is beating us all and beer chugging competitions, and then he comes down. He was so youthful looking and he weighed like nine pounds. I'm like, I'm gonna fucking destroy this kid. He swallowed the beer hole he were just like stuck his little glass in his mouth and swallowed it. That just means there's no gag reflects okay it is. They just they just open it. They didn't could be so good at sucking what's up? Beer? Did we touch upon? When I came out to visit you at at the set of Pitch Perfect and were kicking it in baton rouge and touch upon touch upon him? It was crazy. It was a whirlwind, like we showed up to this bar where it was crazy like you already know, like when I when I get on one, like I'm ready to go. And they were dangerous. They were encouraging my bad behavior. They made me to set the scene. It was like a kind of a dangerous place to be. I mean, there's a reason I gained twenty five pounds and looked like a fucking uh you know, just a fucking bag of goo. By the end of the movie, um, because like not depression, I am too much fun. It was this we had just Season one just came out and so we were very popular with like college kids. I'm shooting on the l s U campus, so I'm at the huge party school l s U which has a shack statue and which and then season two comes out while we were there, while Blake was visiting, so it was like a full on shield and we were just parting at like college bars. What was that bar? Do you remember the name of it? I mean, I mean there's a handful of bars right there and the places called tiger Land. So it's like a gravel parking lot with like five or six bars around on the outside of this giant parking lot. And we put we rolled up with like I'm I'm like okay, I'm coming out here with this acapella crew, like me and Adam will be the show stoppers. But people hung super tough, and we rolled into this bar and they were like like stand up on the bar, like here's the bottle of the yeager. You can pour shots into everybody's mouth. I'm like, I'm not, like, what is even happening? Then then like yam, and then he threw the shattered everywhere and oh my god, no, dude, there they're like the bottle. So I'm no, I'm pouring the bottle into people's mouths and it runs out and I'm like, it ran out, It ran out in the barn, throw it into the thrower against the wall and I'm like, are you serious? I can do that? I got so I just freaking launch it shatter against the wall, having the best time in my life. Then they like send me up to the DJ booth on All I know is like play a little booty, play little Webby, like it's all all the little it was. It was insane. It was one of the best times I've had. Definitely Baton Rouge zat Baton Rouge at that time. Now it wouldn't be fun now if we went we're too old. Now. We were at the perfect age. We were like something like that. So we're like, we're still young enough to hang out a college bar. It's not like super weird, not even thinking about the hangover. But now we're in our late thirties. If we go to a college bar and are just wilding out, people are like, what the fund is going on this Dad is going insane, like, dude, drink water, Dude, you should drink some water, dude. Honestly, that's like when we were in the Screaming Play taking Back Sunday and they're like, no, we're good. What is this? It was madness. It was total madness. I remember when we were in the Ozarks. That was the closest thing I've been to, like a bar bar and years, and they were giving out free waters and I was fucking pumped, dude. I was like, yo, look at all these because it was one million degrees out right. Yeah, and we've been on jets. That was like a healthy thing. They're like, so everyone, you have to drink or else we've got to close that. We have liquid ivys at the time, shout out, yeah, we didn't try Adam didn't. The rats loved my liquid ivy. Oh boy, Adam did the powder shot on the on the on the Ozarks? Right, damn dude, what's up? We haven't done a liquid ivy now we miss you, Liquid Ivy. Don't worry. I got like, I want to say, ten bags behind me, and that's just I have. So I'm literally drinking it right now. It's the best. All right, the rats in my storage facility are so hydrated right now so that they won't have to drink water for for years. Powder you don't have to drink water anymore. You just shut the powder, just the powder. Well, if you guys are available, we are going to throw a big party, uh for my for my dad to celebrate the one year being cancer free in like the Ozarks coming up soon, so it would be is this for the audience, like anybody can show up. Yeah, that's what he's talking to us. I'm talking to you guys specifically. But if anyone want to have the address, go across the bottom of the space. But if anyone is in like the Ozarks the first week of August and sees me out and about that's what I'm there to celebrate for, and feel free to come up and give my dad a big old bear hug and say thank you for beating cancer. It's important. It's important, Yeah, it's And he just had COVID. I think he's in the clear to uh to be COVID free. Thank god he got COVID. I was like, oh no, like that's the last thing he needs. He just got done with all of his cancer treatments and then he was like totally fine, like didn't even have a call for anything. Was just say, yeah, I'm fucking good. That's crazy. I'm immortal, baby, Like all right, chill out that it's important. That is actually crazy. That would have been really scary, but no, just wheeling and dealing. Dennis d Baby say scary but so scared. I didn't. I'm really scared, you know, you know the drill. I'm a really scared you know me, I'm really scared. So guys, everyone listening right now. What's happening now is that we really don't know how long we've been going, yeah, and we need help from our know, we've been going about forty minutes. We've been going about forty minutes. Okay, so you clocked when we started, Yeah, I see the time the clock, and I'm like, oh, yeah, it's got to be close. I don't know, you know, let's do ten minutes on just like just the end of a podcast, Like, yeah, the thing about the end of the podcast is like, it's so different than the beginning. For me, it's harder than the beginning. Honestly, Yes, yes, I love and do you love sunsets? I like the smount. Yeah, I'm kind of more of an ending. Ye. This pod works so much. Kyle comes in so hot up top, and then Adam and I really and then I like to tickle the middle. I like to tickle there is Oh wait, there's just the glue baby. Yeah. Yeah, well I mean sticks sticks, not bouncing sticky. He's like, really good, Kyle, good way to don't get it, and you're you're actually heating up. You're hot. Yeah, I'm coming back. You know. I heard that you thought I don't end on a good note, and so I'm bubba back and that's a sense of I like that we were able to do one live podcast together. It felt really nice being in the same room as you guys. You guys didn't seem to like it when we started. You guys were kind of taking the piss out of it, and I was a little bit I didn't love I was like, whatever on it. I didn't like it as much, to be why didn't you like it as much? What? What? What made you not take it? I didn't like the setup. I didn't like the set up. There was too much ship between us. Our setup wasn't the best. I feel like if we really we you know, we were in town together like a lot of these pot Gussie you see, we're just we're always out of town, so we can't physically be in the same room together. So uh, this is the best set up for this podcast. But if we were to be in the same town as each other, we would build like a stage and there'd be like two two to two, and you know, yeah, I gotta I feel like a hot tub with the mics coming from behind and we're all just in a hot tub talking to you know what I mean, or a cold plunge. Maybe I don't know. I just was like, yeah, I got we got laptops between us. We have all these mic arms and ship like, have you guys cold plunged? I just did it. I've done it a couple of times, but I've done it for a few days in a row now, and I'm like three days in a row, and it's to be great for your immune system, dude. It feels so good. I like, I'm like an old guy now and I wrinkly something in my in my neck by sleeping on the couch too. I was like asleep and I was like I was like kind of drunk and fell asleep on the couch and then woke up after fifty minutes and tried to adjust myself and then pinch something and then it still hurts. That was like two weeks ago. Uh. And then the cold plunge, Baby, it feels so much better as soon as I get out from where are you plunging? And how cold? Uh? Tony Cavallero, who plays Keith on The Righteous Gemstones, has one, and then he also has an infrared sauna at his house. So we go and we go back and forth. Uh. And yeah, Tony's on another level. He's a real legend, that guy. Yeah, yeah, Yes, the infrared saunas I've heard of. I've heard of those. Do you like it? I mean I've only heard it for autoimmune disorders. Uh. No, it's just for for relaxation purposes as well. It doesn't need to be for like diseases. But it helps that though, But that's still Yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure it does. There's like a long list of stuff that it it helps. But I don't know. I'm I'm at that age now that I'm like, I'm I understand no, Like you know, how like you'd go over to some someone's house and dad just has like a ton of massagers. He's like a foot massager and and a and a chair with the back massager, and there's all the ship And I'm like, what does he have all this stuff? Put him on his dick at night and he's got the tanga egg. Yeah. I'm at that age now where I'm like, I like, yeah, gadgets and gizmos, gadgets and things to help me feel better self care. I into it. I mean, because my body is my body has fallen. They're a gun is a must. They're a gun is really dope. It definitely you cannot put that on your dick. That it would you can't. I thought you liked the mash On mondays though. Don't you like Masha Town? Dude? It punched so hard? Wait, why why did you go? I was talking about like back massagers. Why are you putting it on your door? But what do you do with Because when I was a kid, I remember like the massage wands and they were my best friend when I was a young What does that mean? Please tell me more. You were one of those little weirdos. Yeah, man, Brookstone ment a hole another thing to sticking that up your ass, sharper image man a whole another thing to me. I love that your parents were like, where's the We're just hey, why does it smell again? Its honey? Smell this. It's got a funk to it and didn't I don't know, I keep cleaning it like quarine or something. What is that? It's a dank It's a dank, dank smell. I'm not using bleach like bleach. It's like and also kind of a poop smell. Yeah, sort of smells like ship. Did the dog get ahold of this? Right now? Did the dog get ahold the massage? Want? I think the dog must have got Was the dog sitting on this or backyard? Is it on the ground? Is the vibrating massage pillow? Smell like poop? Blake? Get down here, Get down here, Blake? Did the dog drag this through my cub? Blake sticking it up his ass again? But someone just cuts to the chase. God damn it, Blake. They dude, that's what they're for. Don't don't trip, That's really what they're for you. I was reading like one of those catalogs that comes to your house and it has like a picture of a woman like one on her on her neck, you know, and she's just like enjoying the vibration. And then it says like there's like a quote from a you know, like someone who bought it and her name is Gina. But I'm like, China, damn Gina, Damnina works perfectly. China, China. Wait what was that from forty year old Virgin? Yeah, she kills it bo. She was on our show. She came in hot. I love when we had guest stars who brought heat. They've been posting that picture of dude whose name escapes me right now, but he was the Junkyard owner. He was Mel Rodriguez. Mel Rodriguez, that's is so good, who just brought heat and was doing all sorts of weird saber your doo doo pu pussy just how he said. I mean, his line delivery was great and he also added a ton of great stuff, but just how he said, like whipped out. They it was from season one and we're in the Junkyard and he catches a b rat episode and he whips out what is that the cubatan and uh is that what it's called cubaton? Yeah, it's like the extending baton extending baton stick and he then says, h l say how he delivered that line made me laugh so fucking hard. Yeah, I mean fun fact he was kind of second place to be Montes dude. We we brought him into audition from Montes and he killed that as well. Yeah, is that right? I don't remember that mel was in the running. Would have been better, It would have been better. Yeah, probably we would have liked it much better. Ye would have gone to that wedding. Yeah, Eric, Eric is going to hit us up. Eric Griffin is going to hit us and be like, what the funk man, y'all don't worry about I went to I went to his wedding. I went there. I saw it. Yeah, you get the updated, you know you. I guess you guys, if you if you weren't there, then you missed it. You know. I'm not going to go in and tell you guys what it was. It was great, it was I would have liked I honestly would have liked to be there. Eric is a friend of mine, and I was. I had to be out. I had to be in Charleston, so it was fantastic. I would have been I was at my own brother's wedding. Yes, and Blake chose not to go. Blake, what was permitted to go? And then he committed on going and then decided not to. Yeah, there actually was a Nate. There was an empty seat at the table I was at and said, Blake Andersen, Yeah, I think it was you. That's kind of a dickhead move, Blake, Yeah, that was that means you r s v P and then didn't Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, And I'd love to get into it, but it looks like we'll run that at time. Oh, this is important. Friend. I would like to give flowers to Kyle for going to our friend Eric Griffin's wedding. Thank you for supporting. I would have liked to have been there. Uh so, I just want to say thank you for being the one to waive the flag for Team Mcan. Happy to do it, Happy to do it happy? And did you leather satchel satchel? Yes? Yeah, of course, what do you mean? I saw pictures. I'm like, well, you clean up nice, and then you just had like the leather satchel on top of wedding clean up nice? But then what the leather satchel dirties up the leather. So the leather Satchel is a it's like a merse a, it's like a person. Yeah, this is from all On custom leather. If you ever see me rocking there, I know, and he makes he makes good stuff. I just didn't know if it was it doesn't know. I don't know if it was wedding appropriately. I don't even understand what you're talking about right now. I everywhere I agree with you. I don't look good. I looked good though I had on the pink pants. You had a great outfit on, and then I just crushed. Then you were also wearing like this seven point connected man Satchel got two points two points cool shape, so I'm five points off. Okay, yeah good. I just thought that thing was kind of nice for I mean, I thought it was nice for dress. Like I wasn't wearing a suitor. You wear it all. I was just wearing a button up, so I thought it fit like kind of like Indiana Jones. I was like basically rocking linens. You know what I mean? Right, Everyone wants Indiana and when you go to weddings, make sure you look like Indiana Jones. I was ready for anything. I wonder if the bride saw you and she was like, funk, I was wearing that goddamn it. I had to take shut because it's a wedding and that's what you want to take off my honestly though, my wife. My wife didn't. She brought a purse that did not match her outfit because we were traveling and she had a lot of people were talking about it. You're gonna air her out. You don't end up doing with my purse. I put her stuff that she needed in my purse, so I was holding stuff for her in my purse. A purse on a purse, so um person on a person and that person was me and I rep is anc Well, none of you guys even bothered to show up. I would have loved it been there. We know the story. Thank you. You got your flowers? Yes, thank you. This is what I felt like when I was getting down the car and do you take this woman to be your bride? Wedding? Here? Hey Sean, and there's okay up here. I had a hat on, but I took it off because I thought it was too much. Any other takebacks? Apologies, Well I'll shoot I'll apologize to air Griffin for not going the wedding, and I called him and face timed him and apologized that way as well. And I love you, Bud, and you're a really great friend. And what was the what was the reason? What was the It's just a lot of stuff. But I can't even like some stuff I can't say on air, and a lot of secrets, suddlates, he can't secret. You can't let us know a lot of things. I'm excited to find your secret TikTok account. That's what I'm like. It's just feet, It's just like, do you want to take back or apologize? I apologize that was an apology to me. I'd like to shout out all on custom leather again. Absolutely, guy is just maverick with his leather work and makes something that's custom. He doesn't. This is a this is a friend that goes way back, all the way to elementary school. He's a conquered native. He makes great stuff. I wear my Adam custom leather belt every day. It hasn't even shown one fucking sign of shredding. Dude, It's great quality stuff. So that's what Kyle is pockets. I like that. Kyle was like ready to like, I mean, what if you wore that into a bank. Security should stop here. People think it's a gun, people think it's a whole Yeah, CP it block it. Like many times I'm like, no, no, it's just holding my iPad. We're not at all, We're not at all shifting on all on custom leather. This isn't This is an aggressive leather like Kyle wears it on set. I get like he's a director, he has to have things nearby. I had many get uh to a wedding. It is an absolutely hilarious thing to wear to the wedding, and I'm so I'd like to get your flowers for wearing H Well, I under what I understand. I understand how long have you been falconing. I understand that it was probably not the right choice for the wedding for especially when everyone else is dressed so nice. But I also had dates. I also think it's very cool that there's brought that up because I need to be checked sometimes I do need to be checked. I need to be grounded by my homeboys. And it's just this. I feel like, I'm just it's just your fashion choices. It was like when we used to to take meetings and you would you'd be like a tank top and there'd be like a hole in the tank top where you're like nipples just hanging out, and you're like, and I'd be like, you know, Kyle, we're like going to a meeting like with ABC executives. Maybe we just put something where your armpit hair isn't coming out the sides, and you'd you'd be pretty offended. I'm like, your armpit hairs like losing coming out the front, like you're a Nickelodeon character. Yeah. I mean having said that, no regrets with every anything I've put on my body ever, because I ruled yeah, forward and early to all this ship. You watch people wearing leather bags to weddings and remember that in your future. All right, cut two commercials. Cut, this is the end. Anyone else, take back apologies. Dead ringers, I'll kiss now. You know I had a dead ringer, but yeah, a dead ringer. Indiana Joe, it was a trip with you. Well. And shout out to uh, the guy who laid Waymond in everywhere all at once whatever. Uh from Coon Short Round and from Doony's and his voice is iconic. As soon as you hear him talk, you're like, holy fuck, it's short round and Data duds alegendus a legend. I love it. Oh you gotta see that movie. We gotta knowe from our producer Data Yesh, thank you. Okay, just stop taking the Indiana is ty. Kyle take the ending. Take the end in, Kyle, take the end. Come on, do something what up for the ending? Kyle, do something cool for the ending. This has been another production of I Heart Radio Coming to you strong and in surround sound. So if you all right, I love it really good, really good that itch
