Insanity After Dark: The Ultimate Horror Movie Showdown

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Good evening, fiends, film lovers, and creatures of the night.
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This is Vincent Price.
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I am delighted, positively delighted, to welcome you to an evening of terror, suspense, and cinematic mayhem.
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Tonight, the shadows grow longer, the screams grow louder, and the debate grows deadlier.
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Yes, you have entered the crypt of controversy known as the Insanity After Dark, Ultimate Horror Movie Showdown.
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The Podfather, Whitey, and Rob Reeves will battle it out in this haunted arena.
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Only the most chilling, blood-curdling, spine-tingling horror films shall survive while the others are cast back into the darkness from which they came.
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Will your favorite nightmare reign supreme, or will it be buried in a coffin of defeat?
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So dim the lights, lock the doors, and keep a careful eye on the shadows behind you.
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Because once the madness begins, there is no escape from the insanity.
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So join me on this special edition of the Insanity After Dark, the ultimate horror movie showdown.
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So let the chaos begin.
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Coming off the heels of the sci-fi showdown that we had last time, which went over really well.
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I have my good friends here again, Mr.
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Dave Goldfinch, the podfather himself.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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And you sound much better this time.
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Not very you don't sound like um like the beastie boys intergalactic.
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Well, what he said last time, I sounded like the bottom of a well, um gargling a mouthful of marbles.
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But um that was your fault because you deliberately did that to make me sound worse or poorer.
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Well, I think it was paid back no because you're such a fucking short ass, you can stand on the shoulders of the giants so they can see out of the fence.
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Listen, man, we've not we're not even a minute into this show, and you're already just throwing disparaging comments at me.
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No, I'm just I'm just get I'm just studying facts.
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All right, well, okay, we'll we'll get to that.
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We you might you might uh you might take that back at some point tonight.
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I'm very disappointed in you.
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And we have my other good friend here, uh partner in crime during these showdowns, the master, the mind behind the operation right now, Mr.
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Andrew White.
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Whitey, how you doing?
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Um pretty good.
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Thanks for having me back on board for this uh special episode.
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Horror movies?
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Not my genre, man.
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But I'll I'll I'll try to I'll I'll tread water as best I can.
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Hang on, Whitey.
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We've we've done we've done science fiction, we're about to do horror movies, and you said both of them are not in your wheelhouse.
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What is?
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Well, you like uh like cartoons from the 1970s?
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What's what's your fucking geek?
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I like I like cartoons from the 70s.
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Well you uh you held your own.
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You held your own last time, so you do good.
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I wouldn't say I have a a favorite.
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I mean, I I like uh I like war movies.
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I mean, that's why I could go on and on about those.
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I think if I had to say, yeah, if I had to say a genre, it would be war movies just because I'm a history nerd.
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I mean, I'll watch anything pretty much, as long as it's got a good story.
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But I can't say like I'm I'm not gonna go buy a ticket to see the next uh you know conjuring that comes out or anything like that.
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But I might catch it on Netflix sometime when I'm bored, but you know what I mean?
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Yeah, I gotcha.
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There's a lot to talk about.
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Horror movies is kind of my jam, so this is gonna be really fun.
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Um, the sci-fi movie showdown went really, really good.
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But listen, this is the ultimate horror showdown.
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We gotta say this.
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This is our favorite horror movies that we want to talk about.
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Doesn't mean they're necessarily the best in the world.
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These are the ones that we like.
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A lot of people messaged and with sending stuff like, why don't you have Stargate and Sci-Fi?
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Why don't you have, you know, Wrath of Khan and all these other movies?
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I'm like, guys, they didn't make the list because it's not our personal favorites.
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Us three right here.
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Right.
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You know, you know, unfortunately, we can't have 50 people here to talk about their movies.
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This is what we like, and this is gonna be a little crazy because there's a lot of really great horror movies out there from all the decades.
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I'm not a big black and white horror guy, Vincent Price shit and all Bella Lugosi.
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I don't care about that stuff, but there is a lot of great subgenres to horror.
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You like the blood and gore?
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Uh not necessarily the gore, but I do like a good 80s horror movie, man.
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I love it, and it's people who know me know I love 80s horror.
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Can I watch it on repeat?
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My wife's like, You're watching this again?
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I'm like, Yeah, man.
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I will say the 80s has the best horror movies, I'd say.
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80s has the best, and I also love those B movie horror movies, like those full moon production movies.
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If anybody knows full moon, like Sorati Babes in the slime ball bowl rama.
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Everyone's like, What are you watching?
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I'm like, I'm watching Sorati Babes in the Slime Ball Bowl Rama right now again because I fucking love it, because I'm sick and I love it.
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So we're gonna do is this we're gonna talk about what our favorite movies are.
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We're gonna go around the round table again.
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We might have some overlaps, we'll fill some stuff in, and we're gonna discuss the movies, right, Whitey.
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You're good to go because you're gonna start.
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Okay, I'm gonna bet we don't have many overlaps in this round.
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You know, we might not because I got a lot of movies, and you know, Dave Goldfinch is not very like, you know, he I don't know, man.
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He for some reason I just feel like he's he's gonna let me down a lot this this time around.
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It just might be me.
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He might he's gonna let me down.
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I I see I see in his face, he's always got that look in his face right now, like, you know, like he did something wrong, like he's waiting to be yelled at.
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Look at this, look at him.
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Well, look, you've got low expectations anyway to start with, so you know, I'm not gonna exceed them.
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Right.
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It's always best to come in with very low expectations because you can never be let down.
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All right, so Whitey, we're gonna start with you.
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What's your first movie for the ultimate horror movie showdown?
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So let's go.
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All right, so horror movies.
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You know, you look at a list in Rotten Tomatoes or any other like top 100, top ten list of you know, best horror movies, you know, you see some stuff in there that's you go, is that even a horror movie?
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Kind of the same thing with the sci-fi, like I went to the last time.
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And so, all right, my number 10, which I find more funny than scary, and that's a whole nother thing.
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I'm I'm not gonna get scared by a movie.
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Well, there's horror comedy in there, and that that is a subgenre.
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And it's up the one of my favorites is a horror comedy.
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So here, okay, this would probably fall into that category, Tremors.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, that was a good one.
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Damn, wish I had a thought of that one.
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You know, Tremors, believe it or not, I got like 40 movies on my list, and Tremors is not there.
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Yeah, but uh they spawned like six sequels.
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I think Michael Gross became like the lead guy in it later on, right?
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Um just talk about it.
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Kevin Bacon, what's his name was in it too?
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Fred What was that?
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What was it?
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Fred Ward.
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Fred Ward was in it too, got rest of the soul, he passed away.
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Fred Ward and like Michael Gross, he was like the dad on that family ties.
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Family ties, yeah.
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He was he was hippie.
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Reba McIntyre plays his wife.
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They're like uh doomsday preppers and stuff.
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Yeah, they're like survivalists, and that's not so funny because he's totally 180 off from his character on Family Ties, and you watch it and goes, This is the same guy, yeah.
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Yeah, he's got a mustache, yeah.
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Sure.
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What I liked about Tremors though is that all of these um ones that came after it were just as good as the first one.
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Shrevers is a really it's a good flick, right?
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Kevin Bacon is really good in it.
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He plays like a good little, like it's like weird.
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They kind of like a rednecky voice, but they wasn't like in like Idaho or something.
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Wasn't it supposed to get it?
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It was out west somewhere, yeah.
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Right, but why do you have like a southern accent kind of sort of in it?
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Didn't he have like a southern accent in it, Kevin Bacon?
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As they just probably said, all right, try to sound like a country bumpkin, and that's the best you could do.
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I love the setup in that movie because she got they're there in the driving, you got the guy, like the what's it, the lady is like she's like tracking like the seismographs in the ground, and they see the guy, the electrician, or whatever, the guy from the electric company, the phone company, like he's dead up there, and they think he like why like he didn't want to come down, like holy shit, what's going on?
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The only thing I the only problem I have with tremors is this where the fuck did they come from?
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Like all of a sudden, is this these things like in the ground?
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No, that it wasn't there, they were always there.
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They were always there because if because don't forget one of the movies they go back locked in the 1800s.
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Oh, is that they did?
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I didn't know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, I didn't know about that.
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So tremors, man.
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All right, well, interesting.
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Okay, well, listen, I'll give you tremors.
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I can't I can't debate you.
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I mean, is it horror?
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I don't know.
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That I mean it might be horror-ish because it is scary, man.
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You're walking and shit's gonna bite, come on, swallow you up.
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I love the part when they like driving and it goes out the side of the mountain, crashes through, goes right out.
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Yeah, it's like just going through rock.
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That's great.
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All right, Mr.
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Goldfinch, what do you got?
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Well, my number 10 is purely based upon uh a childhood memory because back in the day we used to have things called driving theaters.
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And you know, you go to the movies with your parents, you you go there in your pajamas, you go play in the swings and the slides before the movie starts, and usually there were two movies.
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There was like a uh the main feature, and usually at the beginning there was uh another movie they played first.
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And this particular movie stuck with me because I was only 10 years old.
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Ten years old when I saw it.
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Yeah, I think it was 75.
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They had movies, they had they had movies back then.
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Yes, they didn't actually had talking movies and they're in color.
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Oh, they had talking, they had talking.
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So this movie, Peter Cushing is in it, and this is where Kung Fu meets horror.
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It was a hammer horror movie, and it was called The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires.
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And it scared the shit out of me as a tenure.
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The legend of the seven golden that was like what 1975?
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1973.
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It came out.
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I saw it in 74.
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I think I think we were going to see like um I don't know, uh, Airport 1975 at the at the drive-in, and this was a supporting movie, but um okay scared the crowd, couldn't sleep for weeks after it.
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Wow.
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All right, I mean, what's what's so special about it?
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You gotta sell it to the audience that people are listening right now.
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Like, because I'm gonna tell you right now, I remember seeing that movie a long time ago.
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Uh, my father loved Peter Cushing, so like those movies kind of played a lot in my household.
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Not a fan, not a fan.
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Well, Peter Cushing, very famous.
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Um uh figure painter.
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Yeah, he did, you know, right?
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He was a big modeler.
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Yeah, a big modeler, airplane modeler, too.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But I'm not a fan, but sell the movie.
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What was so dramatic and crazy about it?
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It was just the janky way that the vampire sort of moved.
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They didn't sort of walk towards you, they sort of it's hard to explain.
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You could go on YouTube and sort of just watch it.
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Get uh have a look at the um the trailer on YouTube, and you can see what I mean.
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The vampire sort of walked in this weird kind of way, but um of course Kung Fu, you know, the back then that was when um you had all the Kung Fu movies coming through in the 70s.
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So it was it was really good.
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But like I said, as a 10-year-old, it scared the shit out of me.
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I couldn't sleep for weeks.
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All right, well, I I can understand I'm not a fan, but this is why we have this debate, right?
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You don't have to be a fan, you don't have to be a fan.
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All right, so here we go.
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So I wanted to try to keep my list genre-based, try to take things from different genres a little bit, not just have like one thing, because I'm a big zombie guy.
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I love like um like 80s horror.
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Like, I'm not a big fan of like demonic type horror movies, like the conjuring and things like that.
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Not a fan, but I'm gonna lead with this and I want to do it because this will make a good discussion.
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My first movie that I want to talk about was directed by an a director that not necessarily was a horror director.
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When this movie came out, people actually went to the theater thinking it was gonna be a comedy.
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And it had a lot of comedy elements, but it definitely was not a comedy in a lot of ways.
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People wound up leaving because they were horrified at the movie.
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Do you know the movie?
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1981?
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American Werewolf in London.
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Ah, come on.
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And I'm gonna tell you why.
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Oh is that the one with um uh what's his name in it uh from um the Dr.
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Pepper commercials?
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Yeah, what's what's the name of the actor?
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The act the he was in uh Back to the Future.
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What's his name?
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No, no, Michael J.
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Fox?
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Michael J.
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Fox.
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No, he was it was he was teenage werewolf, wasn't he?
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That's Teen Wolf.
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What are you talking about?
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We're having a discussion about the best horror movies that we like, and I'm talking about American Werewolf in London, and you're thinking about Michael J.
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Fox and Teen Wolf, and you thought he was in it.
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You want to sit here and have this conversation?
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American Werewolf in London is one of the amazing movies when it comes to just the story, but also like the effects.
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Rick Baker, the whole transformation of the whole transformation of David Norton when he becomes like a fucking werewolf, where he's sitting there.
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There's some crazy shit in that movie, right?
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It's kind of like a comedy, kind of sort of you're right.
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We talk about this.
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John Landis is the director.
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People went to that movie because he just made freaking Animal House.
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So people are thinking this is like, oh, Animal House.
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We're gonna go see American World in London.
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And they go to this fucking movie and they see fucking Griffin Don getting mauled at the beginning at the movie, right?
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They have freaking these crazy dreams where fucking David Norton's getting his fucking throat slipped by some Nazi army or whatever of fucking werewolves coming to this house.
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He's sitting in his room waiting that he's gonna transform.
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Griffin Don is coming and visiting him and telling him he's gonna be a werewolf.
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He should kill himself and all this shit.
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And he's sitting in his fucking chair, he's dating the fucking um, what do you call it?
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The the his what his girlfriend, the is the girl he's with, he met when he was in the hospital, the nurse.
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She's like, leaves and he's sitting there reading the book, and all of a sudden, like you're just watching, and he's like, Oh my god, he starts screaming, he's fucking ripping his fucking shirt off.
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Jesus Christ! Without a lot of fucking amazing right, you're looking at me, you're shaking your head.
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You know um how great that movie is.
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I I said would probably have no overlap, and I and that's my next one.
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Is that uh well, there you go, and it should be because that is a classic, it is classic.
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And the reason why I pick American Wales in London is because it is kind of got comedy elements in it, and it is kind of comedy, but it's also really amazing when it came to the special effects in that movie.
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Yeah, the first time they ever did something like that.
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Is Dead Buddy heckling them is kind of comedy, the dead griffin done heckling them.
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That was the oni part of the movie, it was good.
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The rest of it was just no.
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Listen, you would listen, that shit's not gonna work over with me with your popcorn movie shit.
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Not when you got Peter Cushing and the seven vampire movie at your at the start.
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You got a lot of nerve talking about my movie, which is amazing, right?
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Holds up today, for Christ's sake.
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American World in London, 1981.
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Phenomenal.
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I'm not even gonna debate it no more.
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Deserves to be on the list.
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Number nine.
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Right, and that's my werewolf movie.
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Well, you know what?
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I might have another one on there, but right now that's my werewolf movie.
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Whitey.
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All right, that was my number nine, so I'll move on to my next.
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I'm not like you, I can't drop names like you can when it comes to like directors and celebrities and actors and shit like this.
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But I do know I I saw this particular movie when I was a kid, and as a kid it kind of scared you just because it's creepy.
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Uh and there's been m multiple makes of this, but uh Nosferatu the vampire, but this is the the Werner Horror Zog one uh from nine like 1979-ish.
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Yeah.
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Well the new one was pretty much.
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Yeah, and then Yeah, there's been like four or five.
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Of course, the original goes back to like uh the nineteen thirties or something like that.
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Right.
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Well, there's a lot of reiterations of them.
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We've all seen that character uh with the long creepy fingernails and shit, you know.
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Yeah, but you know, your classic Dracula vampire guy.
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Right.
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Well, the Nasferatsu thing has got an interesting story.
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I mean, they've done really well with it.
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So yeah, no, I actually absolutely I'm I'm on board.
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I'm surprised Dave hasn't like.
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I'm a Werner I'm a Werner Hurterzog fan.
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Uh most everything he does is uh pretty uh fantastic.
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Well, in some circles, the original lost um the original movie, which was done back when like in the 1920s or whatever, some people in some circles believe that's actually a real vampire.
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Yeah, yeah, I've heard that before.
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Yeah, yeah, especially back then in the 1920s when people really you know, yeah.
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We see weird stuff all the time here, but I got in the back of mind there was actually a spoof done on it as well.
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Um I think like Salem's Lot, I might have been like kind of loosely based.
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I mean, that guy in Salem's Lot kind of reminds me of Nas Radu.
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Yeah, yeah.
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A little bit.
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I don't know.
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There's been some things in there when it comes to that.
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Absolutely.
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Why look at you, man, coming up with some of these obscure flicks, too.
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I'm more mainstream riv a little bit, but that's just the way I roll.
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Look at Goldfish just looking up, he just knows that he's gonna.
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I I got some mainstream here too.
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Don't worry.
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Mainstream is good.
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Like I said, I got four pages of movies here.
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I gotta figure out what I want to do.
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Well, we're not doing four pages of movies.
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No, I just got the director's bio biography and everything.
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No, not that there's four pages.
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I got I got four pages of movies, man.
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I got a lot of shit.
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No, no, no.
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What the fucking director had for breakfast on day three of shooting.
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No, if you're a movie guy and you know about your horror shit, you know about the whole thing with John Landis and American Well for London.
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Come on, that's it's in the given.
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All right, and he's still going on about the movie for cross sake.
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Come on, all right.
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So, what what's your what's your next terrible movie?
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My next awesome movie is Event Horizon 1997.
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Came up during sci-fi, and uh and it and we said then it was a horrible true idea.
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Great movie, great movie, but a lot of crossover with yeah, but despite what people are saying, there is not being a a remake or or a or a sequel being made at all.
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There's been some stuff flying around, but no, it's not happening.
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But uh great movie, and you know towards the end where they're getting the flashes of the actual what happened to the crew, if you slow that down and have a look at some of the shit that the crew members are doing to each other, it'll give you fucking nightmares.
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Um seriously, but because it flashes so quick, subconsciously your brain registers all that, but you don't consciously uh register it.
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And that's why it gives that sort of real creep factor to it.
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Brilliant movie.
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Very good movie.
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I definitely give you that.
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And like I said, that definitely the cross genre, sci-fi, but definitely more pure horror.
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There's some fucking crazy shit that goes on in that movie, man.
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I know.
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I'm not a fan of those types of movies.
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Like, I don't like being scared going to bed.
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I want to go to bed feeling good about myself.
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You walk around scared all the time, it's your natural state.
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You you like the fucking badger that comes out and looks at his shadow or whatever it is and jumps back inside.
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What's that fucking thing called?
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The groundhog.
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Like the bad Posta Conti badger or something?
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Well, they what's the fucking word you use over there?
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Groundhog.
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No, it comes from Postaconti or something.
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What where is it?
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Punk Punksitani Phil.
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There you go.
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That's that's a fucking groundhog, Dave.
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Right, Punxitani Phil.
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And you're worried, go worry about what you got, kangaroos and freaking wombats over there.
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Where where are you at?
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What's could what could kill you today over there?
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What's what are you worried about?
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What's coming in your backyard to eat you today?
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He's got that that one critter that was uh heckling your uh backyard a couple years ago there.
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Well, the fucking possums.
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The possums.
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Yeah, possums.
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Yeah, I won that war.
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Never fuck with a Cold War veteran.
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I'm telling you, man.
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I'm gonna bring up this movie next, and I'm gonna do it because it's definitely a movie that needs to be talked about when it comes to horror, and it's gonna make some some great sound bites that I'm gonna throw in right now.
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The power of Christ compels you! That the power of Christ compels you!
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The power of Christ compels you, do you know what she did?
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Y'all can't telling your help!
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People know what I'm gonna be doing.
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The next movie I'm gonna talk about is The Exorcist.
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And the reason why I'm gonna talk about The Exorcist is because I did say that I don't like demonic movies, and I don't, but I will say that besides the wicked witch of the west, that bitch still scares the crap out of me.
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And you have the crack at me with the legend of the seven golden vampires.
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Really?
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That voice of Husman fucking just scares the shit out of me.
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I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too.
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Wait, tell me, just pause there a second.
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So if that witch scares the fuck out of ya, you must have been uh a gibbering fucking mess when you're a kid with HR Puff and stuff and the witch out of that one.
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No, well, I'm gonna tell you right now, man.
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I watched some crazy shit when I was young.
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But for some reason, the fucking witch from The Wizard of Oz scared the shit out of me, man.
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And even today, I still see her.
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My word, I'm like, it's fucking, I can't take it, man.
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It's like really bad.
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I don't know.
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But anyway, so the the reason why I bring up The Exorcist is because The Exorcist goes down as probably one of the most disturbing movies ever made.
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One of the most disturbing.
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I shouldn't say the because people get mad when it comes to you know what's the most disturbing.
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Is it this movie?
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Is it that movie?
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That movie's pretty freaky.
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You watch that movie as a kid and you're really scared shitless.
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But that fucking stuff that goes on in that movie, right?
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And it's got a great cast, right?
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Max Vincent's in the fucking movie.
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Linda Blair's fucking like eight years old, telling the fucking priest to fuck her.
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Fuck me.
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Hold on.
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Here's the soundbite.
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All right, there you go.
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Um, right, okay, right.
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And so you got freaking Father Karras in there, the guy who played um, what's his name in uh Rudy, right?
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Uh Jason Miller.
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That's who it was.
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Father Carris.
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That movie is fucking freaky.
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Go watch The Exorcist today, 52 years later, and that movie still has the same effect as it does then.
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It's a fucking freaky, scary movie.
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Didn't it really typecast Linda Blair, though?
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She didn't never really did much after that because everyone sees her as her.
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She was in a movie called Hell Knight, which was a horror movie, which was actually pretty decent.
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Um, Hell Knight, I'm pretty sure that's the name of it.
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They did like Exorcist 2, The Heretic, which was horrible.
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There's a terrible fucking sequel.
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But The Exorcist 1973, fucking scary ass movie, man.
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When she comes down and she just starts pissing on the floor, you know, fucking, she's throwing shit up.
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She's fucking taking the freaking the crucifixion, she's shoving it up herself and things like that.
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It's just really inappropriate for 1973.
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Um, really scary movie.
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And just like think about it.
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Look at the movie poster for that movie.
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It's just a guy in a suitcase, like a like in a briefcase, just staring at this fucking house with like a shadow.
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He's under the lamp, yeah.
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What the fuck it is, man.
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It's fucking scary.
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Everybody fucking knows that staircase that Father Callis jumps out of at the end of the fucking movie.
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Yeah.
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At the end, when he gets possessed, he's like, take me and stop.
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Come in the me.
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And he fucking gets and he's fucking the demons inside of him, and he jumps out the fucking window to kill himself, falls down the steps.
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I need everybody to mark this point in time because I have to um agree with Rob, with one exception.
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Well, I actually had it ranked as number three, not number fucking nine.
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Listen to me, Dave.
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You're so behind with the fucking ages when it comes to movies like this, that I'm fucking carrying you right now when it comes to the diversity of my list is like can rival the best food list you can make going to the food store with the best products you can ever buy to put on your fucking dinner table.
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That's what this list is comprised of.
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The best.
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Dear listeners, the squeaking voice just mentioned that the Exorcist is number eight or nine.
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But what he failed also to mention, and he spoke about everything that happened in the movie, who was ever in it, and what, but he failed to mention the one important thing, and that's the tround the soundtrack, tubular fucking bells.
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Mark drop right there.
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Yes.
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I give you that.
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Soundtrack is pretty freaky.
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The the audience just heard it as from a little sound bite that I just put in.
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But that is the fucking music from and it's so I think that instrumental soundtrack for the exorcist is just as recognizable than most movie soundtrack instrumentals around ever.
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Probably just if you hear that, you know it's the exorcist.
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You hear the you know, like we said from close encounters with the thing, whatever, right?
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Yep, yep, yep.
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Right?
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Just as right.
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So I will give you that, Dave.
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I'm I'm glad you helped me.
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I'm glad you're feeding me content for me to freaking prove my point of how well the exorcist is.
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I know it's your number three, but I also have some other really good movies on this list.
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And I'm also not we'll see, we'll see.
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I'm also not a huge demonic horror guy.
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So that's one of the things, too.
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Remember, this is our favorites.
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This isn't like the best of everybody else.
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If we all agreed, it wouldn't be fun, right?
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I don't know.
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All right, Whitey, thank you for defending me.
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I really appreciate it.
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So, Whitey, where is your what what about your next movie?
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We'll just go with that.
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What's what about your next guy?
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All right, my next one on on my uh not so complete list is um again, is it horror or is it just a thriller or is that a cop movie?
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Okay.
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Silence of the lambs.
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It's on every horror list.
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But horror elements, absolutely.
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There's a lot of horror elements.
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You know what the scary part of about that is to me?
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Like if you want to say what's more scary than real life, right?
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Right, it's right.
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You know, that's why it's scary.
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Buffalo Bill could be Buffalo Bill is out there right now.
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It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
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So there you go.
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I mean, so that that's the scary thing about silence of the lambs, is those people exist.
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Is she a big old fat girl?
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Oh, wait.
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Was she a great big fat person?
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Yeah, she was a big girl, sir.
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Best line ever.
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I love it, man.
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When he's dancing in front of the mirror, the best.
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He's tucking it back.
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Dave's done that a few times.
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Well, he doesn't need to.
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That's what's scary to me about Science of the Lambs.
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I mean, it's a great movie, uh, well written, well acted.
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I mean, Jodie Foster's fantastic.
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And um, you know, what's his name?
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You can't beat him.
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Um shit, his name escapes me right now.
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The lead there, uh, the English guy.
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Anthony Hopkins.
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Listen, you you gotta remember, you're coming off of Manhunter, which was the first movie that came out, which is based on Red Dragon, right?
00:28:29.359 --> 00:28:47.279
Brian Cox actually played Hannibal Elector in that movie, and uh it was well received, but it was a totally reimagined when they did Silence of the Lambs and they got Anthony Hopkins to play Hannibal Lecter, and then they went on to redo Red Dragon, and then they wrote Hannibal and they came out with Hannibal and then Hannibal, whatever, blah blah blah.
00:28:47.440 --> 00:28:48.720
I never saw any of those other ones.
00:28:48.799 --> 00:28:53.440
I just whenever I hear that fucking uh Tom Petty song, man, it's like holy shit.
00:28:53.680 --> 00:28:55.359
Take it easy, baby.
00:29:01.759 --> 00:29:03.440
People be like, oh, Fat Suns of Richmond High.
00:29:03.599 --> 00:29:05.599
I'm like, no, fucking silence of the lambs.
00:29:07.039 --> 00:29:10.400
But you know what's fucking cool, little trivia about Silence of the Lambs?
00:29:10.559 --> 00:29:17.759
Anthony Hopkins, obviously, he's behind that glass window, and freaking um Jody Force is supposed to be sitting outside the glass.
00:29:18.079 --> 00:29:19.359
He filmed all the scenes.
00:29:19.440 --> 00:29:21.759
There was nobody in front of him but a camera.
00:29:22.559 --> 00:29:28.079
It wasn't like Jody Forster was there, he filmed all those scenes, but like in front of a camera.
00:29:28.160 --> 00:29:29.839
He did fucking awesome.
00:29:30.799 --> 00:29:31.599
Fucking pretty amazing.
00:29:32.079 --> 00:29:33.680
How else would you do it?
00:29:34.000 --> 00:29:39.039
No, usually sometimes you know, when they're doing scenes, they got like over-the-shoulder cameras, two people in the same room.
00:29:39.200 --> 00:29:40.079
Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:29:40.240 --> 00:29:41.920
You know, whatever, this, that, and the other.
00:29:42.000 --> 00:29:49.759
In that particular case, from what I remember reading about that movie, they couldn't do it the way that thing that sit that area was situated.
00:29:50.000 --> 00:29:58.319
So it was just like the camera with him at the glass window, and like he's doing talking to Clarice, and she's not there, right?
00:29:59.039 --> 00:30:01.039
It's just amazing that he's a great actor, you know.
00:30:01.200 --> 00:30:04.079
I'm just trying to say how great of an actor he is, you know what I mean.
00:30:04.400 --> 00:30:05.680
Is it kind of hard?
00:30:05.839 --> 00:30:11.440
You know, it'd be kind of hard for me to talk to you, Whitey, without you in front of me, for God's sake, or on the other side end of a phone.
00:30:11.519 --> 00:30:13.839
It's kind of hard to have a conversation with yourself.
00:30:14.960 --> 00:30:16.640
You could talk you could talk underwater.
00:30:16.720 --> 00:30:17.599
What are you talking about?
00:30:17.839 --> 00:30:18.559
It's true.
00:30:18.720 --> 00:30:20.319
No, but sound to the lambs.
00:30:20.400 --> 00:30:21.359
I give you that though, man.
00:30:21.519 --> 00:30:23.440
I I give there's some really good scenes in it.
00:30:23.599 --> 00:30:24.880
The end, man, is just great.
00:30:24.960 --> 00:30:28.079
The end when they she's what he's got like the night vision goggles and shit.
00:30:28.319 --> 00:30:29.680
Oh shit, yeah, yeah, man.
00:30:29.759 --> 00:30:31.920
Yeah, yeah, it's a fucking great movie, man.
00:30:32.000 --> 00:30:38.640
And she did the wrong house, and there's Clarice in Nevada House and stuff, and she realizes that he's the killer.
00:30:38.720 --> 00:30:39.759
It's just great, man.
00:30:39.920 --> 00:30:43.119
Um that guy's a great old fat person.
00:30:43.279 --> 00:30:43.920
Yeah, she's big.
00:30:46.160 --> 00:30:48.720
Um, dare I ask fucking girlfriend.
00:30:49.039 --> 00:30:50.400
You gotta put that sound bite in there.
00:30:50.559 --> 00:30:51.839
I gotta oh, it's gonna be in there.
00:30:53.119 --> 00:30:53.599
Trust me.
00:30:53.680 --> 00:30:55.200
I got I gotta figure out how I'm gonna do it.
00:30:55.279 --> 00:30:57.119
I'm gonna find them all tonight when we get off.
00:30:57.200 --> 00:31:00.000
Uh every movie we have in here, I'm gonna have all the sound bites for them.
00:31:00.079 --> 00:31:00.640
I'm gonna try.
00:31:00.799 --> 00:31:02.400
Did you like the sound bites in the sci-fi?
00:31:02.640 --> 00:31:04.400
It was fun how I jumped them in there, right?
00:31:04.640 --> 00:31:05.920
Yeah, very clever boy.
00:31:06.079 --> 00:31:06.799
Clever boy.
00:31:06.960 --> 00:31:07.440
Of course.
00:31:07.680 --> 00:31:10.319
Never that's why you that's why you befriended me, Dave.
00:31:10.400 --> 00:31:12.000
You know you would get you be taking places.
00:31:12.160 --> 00:31:13.200
I didn't befriend you.
00:31:13.279 --> 00:31:19.200
You like the fucking thing that comes a mosquito that lands on you and sucks the blood, and you're trying to swallow him off.
00:31:20.880 --> 00:31:21.920
Thanks a lot, Dave.
00:31:22.000 --> 00:31:22.720
You're a good guy.
00:31:22.880 --> 00:31:24.079
All right, what's your next movie?
00:31:24.160 --> 00:31:25.039
What's your next movie?
00:31:25.279 --> 00:31:26.160
My number eight.
00:31:26.240 --> 00:31:27.759
It comes from 2007.
00:31:28.160 --> 00:31:30.240
Um really well done.
00:31:30.400 --> 00:31:33.680
Based on the Stephen King book, uh The Mist.
00:31:35.440 --> 00:31:36.640
Fucked up ending.
00:31:36.799 --> 00:31:36.960
Yeah.
00:31:37.279 --> 00:31:38.720
Uh fucked up ending.
00:31:38.799 --> 00:31:39.200
All right.
00:31:39.359 --> 00:31:53.920
And with the music playing in the background, the uh the song was the host of um Seraphim uh by the band Dead Can Dance, which actually uh that band pioneered neoclassical dark wave subgenre of music.
00:31:54.079 --> 00:31:55.519
But a fantastic show.
00:31:55.680 --> 00:31:59.920
And what I liked is you never really saw uh all the time what the monsters were.
00:32:00.000 --> 00:32:06.400
You just go out in the mist and hear people screaming and uh plop back against the window and they're blood all over him.
00:32:06.559 --> 00:32:09.359
And yeah, that was cool, really cool.
00:32:09.440 --> 00:32:10.240
Yeah, of course.
00:32:10.319 --> 00:32:17.680
That fucking whack job in the in the supermarket where she you know starts saying this one's the evil one is all because of him.
00:32:17.759 --> 00:32:20.960
And dude, it's the ending is fucked up.
00:32:21.039 --> 00:32:22.079
They're supposed to be making that again.
00:32:22.240 --> 00:32:23.519
Are they making a remake of that?
00:32:26.079 --> 00:32:30.960
I don't know if I can I don't know if I can sit through that movie again for Christ's sake.
00:32:31.519 --> 00:32:35.359
Um, no, not that I not not that it's a bad movie, the fact that the ending is fucked up.
00:32:35.680 --> 00:32:37.519
You know how it ends once you know how it ends.
00:32:38.160 --> 00:32:38.880
Yeah, yeah.
00:32:39.039 --> 00:32:48.160
The ending's really, really bad, but um that's what sort of that's what sort of if you didn't have that ending, it would just be uh you know uh an also ran movie.
00:32:48.319 --> 00:32:51.920
The ending is what sort of makes the movie in a lot of ways.
00:32:52.400 --> 00:33:00.319
No, it does, because if it wasn't for that ending, the movie would probably not be as fucking compelling as it it was, right?
00:33:00.799 --> 00:33:02.960
See, I can pick good movies, can't I?
00:33:03.279 --> 00:33:04.799
Yeah, you you can.
00:33:05.119 --> 00:33:10.240
Um, I don't think that's the best Stephen King movie ever put to film.
00:33:10.319 --> 00:33:11.599
I mean, uh like horror.
00:33:12.400 --> 00:33:15.279
Okay, well, Shawshank is still the best overall, ever.
00:33:15.359 --> 00:33:17.359
But it's not a fucking horror film though, is it?
00:33:17.599 --> 00:33:24.720
If we have if we're talking about we're talking about Stephen King, I would have said Shawshank Redemption or The Green Mile, but we're not.
00:33:24.880 --> 00:33:25.920
We're talking about horror movies.
00:33:26.240 --> 00:33:27.039
Yeah, I was just gonna say that.
00:33:27.359 --> 00:33:32.799
It's not a horror movie, but that's but there are there is a better Stephen King horror movie.
00:33:34.079 --> 00:33:36.559
You're like a fucking splinter on my fucking ass cheek.
00:33:36.640 --> 00:33:37.359
Come on, man.
00:33:37.680 --> 00:33:40.240
All right, so you know, I'm gonna now I'm gonna say it.
00:33:40.319 --> 00:33:41.359
I'm going with it now.
00:33:41.440 --> 00:33:42.880
Now I'm coming back at you.
00:33:43.039 --> 00:33:46.400
All right, because this is where I'm gonna counter you.
00:33:46.559 --> 00:33:47.680
The mist was good.
00:33:48.319 --> 00:33:52.960
Good, it was a good movie, shitty, good ending, but shitty ending, like really fucked up.
00:33:53.119 --> 00:33:53.440
Yeah, yeah.
00:33:55.119 --> 00:33:59.200
The shining, and I'm gonna tell you why, and I'm sorry, fucking white he's got it.
00:33:59.279 --> 00:34:01.519
And the shining is why I'm going to right now.
00:34:01.839 --> 00:34:15.440
Because if you think now I understand the purist out there, those who read Stephen King will know that the book, especially the ending, is very different than the ending that Stanley Kubrick did in the movie.
00:34:15.679 --> 00:34:19.280
But we can only talk about what's on film, and it's The Shining.
00:34:19.599 --> 00:34:27.199
And it's an amazing psychological horror movie, and it is horror because there's a lot of horror elements to it.
00:34:27.519 --> 00:34:32.480
They're isolated, fucking Jack Nicholson is at his best in that movie.
00:34:32.559 --> 00:34:39.599
I don't think he's ever played a better role, besides like one flew over the cuckoo's nest, than he did in The Shining.
00:34:39.840 --> 00:34:42.480
Maybe the last detail he was getting too, but that's different.
00:34:43.039 --> 00:34:43.840
The Shining.
00:34:44.079 --> 00:34:52.320
All right, Stanley Kubrick, fucking Shelly Duvall is fucking you can't fucking stand her in that movie.
00:34:52.480 --> 00:34:54.239
They got ashes from a cigarette.
00:34:54.320 --> 00:34:56.400
Can they please just fucking fall?
00:34:57.920 --> 00:34:58.320
What?
00:34:58.719 --> 00:34:59.679
Fucking Danny?
00:34:59.760 --> 00:35:03.760
Can someone just beat the shit out of that kid with his fucking red rum shit?
00:35:03.840 --> 00:35:05.280
I'm sick of that kid.
00:35:14.159 --> 00:35:16.159
But that's why that movie's so good.
00:35:16.480 --> 00:35:18.159
Because they make you hate them.
00:35:18.320 --> 00:35:19.440
You hate them.
00:35:20.639 --> 00:35:21.920
You hate all of them.
00:35:22.719 --> 00:35:23.920
You never did anything for me.
00:35:24.079 --> 00:35:25.280
Never did anything for me.
00:35:25.440 --> 00:35:26.639
I found it very boring.
00:35:26.880 --> 00:35:30.800
One of the best movie lines ever made was in that movie.
00:35:31.119 --> 00:35:32.480
I'm not gonna hurt you.
00:35:32.639 --> 00:35:34.639
You didn't let me finish my sentence.
00:35:34.800 --> 00:35:37.039
I said, I'm not gonna hurt you.
00:35:37.199 --> 00:35:39.599
I'm just gonna bash your brains in.
00:35:40.159 --> 00:35:42.559
I'm gonna bash them right the fuck in.
00:35:43.280 --> 00:35:43.760
Lies.
00:35:44.159 --> 00:35:44.800
Lies.
00:35:46.400 --> 00:35:47.920
Here's Johnny.
00:35:49.039 --> 00:35:52.239
I'm telling you right now, it's a great movie, The Shining.
00:35:52.320 --> 00:35:54.000
There's so many great elements to that.
00:35:54.159 --> 00:35:54.800
You know what?
00:35:54.880 --> 00:36:05.360
The Welcome to Derry show brings you good clarity on um a lot of the the things that that like in that that goes on in the shining, right?
00:36:05.519 --> 00:36:08.719
And uh, I think that people who haven't seen it has to.
00:36:08.880 --> 00:36:12.000
Most people listen to Welcome to Derry.
00:36:12.159 --> 00:36:13.519
It's the it welcome to dairy.
00:36:13.599 --> 00:36:14.880
It's a prequel for it.
00:36:15.039 --> 00:36:20.960
Remember, all of Stephen King's books all are in the same universe in that Dark Tower universe, they made it.
00:36:21.119 --> 00:36:22.719
So everything takes place.
00:36:22.960 --> 00:36:23.519
Everything.
00:36:23.760 --> 00:36:32.400
Shawshank Redemption is in the same universe as It, Pet Cemetery, Green Mile, The Running Man, everything.
00:36:32.559 --> 00:36:34.880
It's all in the same universe.
00:36:35.039 --> 00:36:35.280
Yeah.
00:36:35.440 --> 00:36:36.079
It's all the same.
00:36:36.800 --> 00:36:38.079
It's a place called Maine.
00:36:38.159 --> 00:36:38.800
It's fucking weird.
00:36:39.199 --> 00:36:39.280
Right.
00:36:39.360 --> 00:36:40.320
All different fucking right.
00:36:40.719 --> 00:36:43.039
Castle Rock, Derry, this, that, and the other.
00:36:43.360 --> 00:36:46.800
You got some look at the movie Christine.
00:36:47.760 --> 00:36:48.159
You know.
00:36:48.880 --> 00:36:52.079
I was gonna I might I might be talking about it.
00:36:52.320 --> 00:36:56.800
Uh you know, the uh the old the old man with his weird back brace thing.
00:36:56.960 --> 00:36:59.199
The the the guy he buys the car from, remember?
00:36:59.519 --> 00:37:00.320
Right, yeah, of course.
00:37:00.559 --> 00:37:04.400
That's your quintessential main neighbor down the street right there, man.
00:37:04.880 --> 00:37:05.360
Yeah.
00:37:05.760 --> 00:37:08.800
Those those those old Yankees are freaking weird.
00:37:12.000 --> 00:37:14.320
The Shining is definitely on the list.
00:37:14.480 --> 00:37:24.079
And the reason why Stephen King wrote that book is because he stayed at the Stanley Hotel in Colorado, and he had some really crazy shit happen to him when he was there.
00:37:24.320 --> 00:37:28.480
According to him, now this is Stephen King, who's probably coked out of his mind for all we know.
00:37:28.880 --> 00:37:37.760
But this, you know, the thing is, is it's like he was isolated during the winter time there, and just think of being isolated, and just think of what that guy did.
00:37:37.840 --> 00:37:50.320
He fucking neglected the hotel, and in the book, he kind of comes to at the end, and he realizes that he fucked up, and he actually saves his family at the end.
00:37:50.400 --> 00:37:56.400
They get out of the hotel, and he stays in there and holds off the boiler before it blows up at the end of the book.
00:37:56.480 --> 00:37:57.760
So the book is a lot different.
00:37:57.840 --> 00:38:03.440
He doesn't go trying to kill Danny at the end, he actually saves him at the end in the book, so it's a little different.
00:38:03.679 --> 00:38:06.639
So The Shining that's me.
00:38:07.199 --> 00:38:10.719
Better than the mist when it comes to Stephen King adaptation.
00:38:10.960 --> 00:38:12.639
Um, Dave is looking at porn again.
00:38:12.880 --> 00:38:16.719
Get this guy fucking Whitey.
00:38:17.280 --> 00:38:17.599
Hold on.
00:38:17.760 --> 00:38:19.199
Yeah, Whitey, it's your turn.
00:38:19.360 --> 00:38:20.320
What do we got next?
00:38:20.960 --> 00:38:23.840
On my list, I got uh the old classic Halloween.
00:38:32.239 --> 00:38:33.280
On my list too.
00:38:34.320 --> 00:38:34.880
Talk about it.
00:38:34.960 --> 00:38:35.679
Let's go.
00:38:36.239 --> 00:38:37.119
Um, I don't know.
00:38:37.199 --> 00:38:38.639
How do you how do you expound on that?
00:38:38.719 --> 00:38:40.239
I mean, Michael Myers, man.
00:38:40.719 --> 00:38:46.400
Old pair of coveralls and a uh what's her name?
00:38:46.480 --> 00:38:47.199
Jamie Lee Curtis.
00:38:47.280 --> 00:38:47.760
She was great in it.
00:38:48.079 --> 00:38:49.199
Jamie Lee Curtis, yeah.
00:38:49.519 --> 00:38:50.880
She's good in any movie.
00:38:51.199 --> 00:38:54.559
Uh yeah, so that's just I I like that movie.
00:38:54.960 --> 00:38:59.920
Started as a kid, and it it was that was one of those ones like during the 80s that was just always on HBO.
00:39:00.719 --> 00:39:01.920
It was, it was.
00:39:02.000 --> 00:39:04.960
And uh interesting about Halloween, there's a lot of things great about Halloween.
00:39:05.039 --> 00:39:05.599
It's on my list.
00:39:05.840 --> 00:39:08.559
Donald Pleasants, he gets Donald Pleasance in because everybody knew him.
00:39:08.639 --> 00:39:10.000
He was a well-known actor.
00:39:10.239 --> 00:39:12.719
Gets him on for Dirt Cheap to make this movie.
00:39:12.960 --> 00:39:15.840
They're filming it in California and Pasadena.
00:39:16.079 --> 00:39:26.719
They had to kind of paint the fucking leaves to make them look like they were falling around because the trees are supposed to be supposed to be October in fucking Indiana, late October, almost November, so the trees should be falling.
00:39:26.800 --> 00:39:29.440
So they'd fucking always had to just drop leaves everywhere.
00:39:29.599 --> 00:39:33.199
Remember, Halloween was supposed to be a stand-alone movie.
00:39:33.360 --> 00:39:35.280
There wasn't supposed to be a sequel.
00:39:35.440 --> 00:39:40.800
And what they were originally gonna do was is they were gonna make a new a movie every year.
00:39:41.199 --> 00:39:47.360
They wanted to make a not a necessarily movie every year, but they wanted to make a movie like sequels but have different stories.
00:39:47.679 --> 00:39:55.199
So the original Halloween was such a hit that the studio commissioned a sequel and they didn't know what to do.
00:39:55.360 --> 00:39:59.679
So they're like, Well, why don't we make Lori Strode his sister?
00:39:59.920 --> 00:40:01.360
And that's what they did.
00:40:01.519 --> 00:40:04.000
Oh, and there's like eight timelines in Halloween now.
00:40:04.079 --> 00:40:09.199
There's like the Divergent timeline, this timeline, they got rid of this timeline, did the Bloomhouse timeline.
00:40:09.280 --> 00:40:13.760
It's like so many different timelines, like the Halloween four timeline, all these different timelines.
00:40:13.840 --> 00:40:14.960
They fucked it all up.
00:40:15.360 --> 00:40:18.480
But the original Halloween is a fucking great movie.
00:40:18.639 --> 00:40:22.880
The music, there's not a drop of blood in that movie, not a drop of blood.
00:40:23.360 --> 00:40:24.400
Yeah, true enough.
00:40:24.559 --> 00:40:25.840
Um, yeah, it's great, man.
00:40:27.360 --> 00:40:28.880
Yeah, it's a great movie.
00:40:29.039 --> 00:40:31.039
It starred the whole like babysitter.
00:40:31.679 --> 00:40:46.719
I mean, I know like you know, uh Black Christmas was like where they like for sorority checks or whatever, but that was the first movie where like the babysitter's gonna get killed, and that's why Halloween is so resonates today because it's such an iconic movie.
00:40:46.880 --> 00:40:55.360
Um, it started it all without the Halloween without Halloween, you wouldn't have gotten the burning, which came out like in 80, which was like sort of like Friday the 13th.
00:40:55.440 --> 00:40:57.679
Yeah, Friday the 13th, and then all those other movies.
00:40:57.840 --> 00:41:00.239
So without Halloween, you wouldn't have got those other ones.
00:41:00.320 --> 00:41:02.000
So what do you think about Halloween?
00:41:02.159 --> 00:41:05.039
Uh the movie, the 2018 uh version that came out.
00:41:05.280 --> 00:41:06.320
The new ones, yeah.
00:41:06.480 --> 00:41:08.000
No 2018, right?
00:41:08.079 --> 00:41:11.039
That's the timeline where they forget about everything else, right?
00:41:11.199 --> 00:41:15.440
Halloween 2 never took place, Halloween 4, 5, 6, Curse of McAmai's.
00:41:15.519 --> 00:41:17.199
That timeline never took place.
00:41:17.440 --> 00:41:20.320
Halloween 3 is a whole nother story that has nothing to do with the ones.
00:41:20.480 --> 00:41:22.400
Season of the Witch is one of my favorite movies.
00:41:22.480 --> 00:41:27.760
It's not I didn't I'm not gonna talk about it today because I'll piss you off, but it is great in its own right, Tom Atkins.
00:41:28.159 --> 00:41:29.360
But did I like that?
00:41:29.519 --> 00:41:32.079
Yes, I did like Halloween 2018.
00:41:32.239 --> 00:41:36.880
I thought it was really fucking good, but Halloween Kills wasn't that great.
00:41:37.039 --> 00:41:38.400
They kind of fucked it up a little bit.
00:41:38.480 --> 00:41:41.280
And forget about Halloween ends, it's a travesty.
00:41:41.360 --> 00:41:41.920
That movie.
00:41:42.159 --> 00:41:44.960
Halloween ends was so fucking bad.
00:41:45.199 --> 00:41:47.119
It's a movie about Michael Myers.
00:41:47.280 --> 00:41:50.559
It's that had no Michael Myers in it, it's horrible.
00:41:51.760 --> 00:41:54.000
Just don't want to talk about it, get me upset.
00:41:54.159 --> 00:41:55.920
And let's not talk about it.
00:41:56.639 --> 00:41:58.239
Yeah, Halloween, yeah.
00:41:58.400 --> 00:41:59.199
It's a it's public.
00:42:00.639 --> 00:42:01.760
It's not a that is listen.
00:42:02.079 --> 00:42:07.920
That's one it's a one you if you if you want to scroll with a girl, you talk to say Halloween, so she sits in your lap.
00:42:08.079 --> 00:42:09.039
That's that's a movie.
00:42:09.440 --> 00:42:11.119
This is where I'm gonna argue with you.
00:42:11.280 --> 00:42:18.719
There's certain horror movies that are iconic that started franchises that are so important to the horror genre.
00:42:18.880 --> 00:42:30.639
It can't just be fucking Vincent Price on fucking House on Haunted Hill and the House of Wax, not Belagosi walking around like fucking Frankenstein or where those fucking guys are, Dracula and all this other shit.
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We're talking about iconic horror icons, icons here for God's sake.
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You're talking about the fucking mist, and we're talking about Michael Myers and Halloween, and we're gonna debate horror movies here.
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That's a bit of a stretch.
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That's a bit of a stretch calling it you know a top horror movie.
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Are you kidding me?
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That movie, it's you want to talk about you, you know, you had hold on, timeout.
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This is something that's gotta get a planet.
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You talked about Planet of the Apes and how it spawned 10 sequels, and they were all fucking terrible.
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Yeah, and then we're talking about Halloween that also spawned about 10 sequels, some good, some really fucking bad.
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And you want to sit here and try to rationale your fucking opinion about movies?
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Yeah, absolutely.
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Disappointed in you, man.
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Halloween, the original, doesn't even make it in the top 50 of the highest grossing movies.
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It's actually it doesn't matter, it's not about the money, it's a 2018 version that doesn't about the money, man.
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And even then it only makes number 30.
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It doesn't matter, man.
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It doesn't matter because you know why?
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Fucking Firefly is a great fucking show, right?
00:43:36.320 --> 00:43:38.400
Serenity was a great fucking movie.
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Did it make a billion dollars?
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I I can't argue with uh that they're great shows because they are.
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We're going off a tangent.
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We're getting mad now.
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Now we're gonna be fucking humanity.
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We're not gonna talk and have another show.
00:43:49.519 --> 00:43:51.519
So, what is what is your next movie here?
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My next movie is the first of my zombie movies, and this is done in 2016.
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It's a foreign film.
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Correct.
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Korean train to Busan.
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Train to Busan is a great movie, man.
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Bussain, not Busan.
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What the fuck?
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Busan or whatever, whatever.
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And wow, what what a fucking talk about the mist ending?
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Go watch that movie.
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The ending of that movie.
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Crazy.
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You know, the stuff that's coming out of Korea that is being picked up by um Western Studios now is just sensational.
00:44:23.920 --> 00:44:29.679
I mean, you've got uh The Parasite that was won recently, and um Yeah, well, that won Best Picture.
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Yeah, I did so there's fantastic original ideas that come out of Korea, and this is a standalone movie.
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They did a um uh follow-up movie to this one, actually.
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But this movie it has you on the edge of your seat the whole time.
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And imagine you're stuck on this train that's uh going to Busan, and there's zombies apocalypse happening all around you, and and and on the train as well.
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Yeah, scary shit, scary shit.
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I probably would have never watched it because I'm not a big fan of like subtitled movies.
00:45:02.159 --> 00:45:03.119
No, I'm not either.
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I'm I'm with you, yeah.
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So I watched that movie.
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I'm a big Joe Bob Briggs fan, and um actually he just got the show's not gonna be on shutter anymore.
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He does his driving double features on the show, and he did to train to Busan.
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Yep, yeah, and I watched it and I was like, holy cow, man, this is really fucking good.
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Yeah, it really is a good movie.
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Those who haven't seen it, it is good.
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I can't argue with Dave.
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Um, I don't want to give away the ending, but the ending is really sad at the end.
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It's really sad.
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Ending's really fucked up.
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Yeah, it's a really sad ending.
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Um, but a really good movie, and it is a really good zombie movie.
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It's not my favorite, it's not one of my favorite because I'm not as I'm not as diverse as you, I guess.
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I guess I'm not as nuanced as I am.
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I'm not highbrow, as you say.
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Thank you.
00:45:48.880 --> 00:45:50.079
I'm not highbrow.
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I'm not highbrow.
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Oh my god.
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Uh depending on your number seven in.
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What's your number seven, Rob?
00:45:55.519 --> 00:45:58.159
All right, so I gotta get a vampire one in here for me.
00:45:58.400 --> 00:45:59.119
Okay, okay.
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I've got a couple of vampire one vampire.
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And this is definitely gonna cause a problem with you, but in my opinion, it could be a bunch because there's a lot of good vampire type horror movies, and this will be more of like a horror, maybe some comedy, touches of comedy.
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It's comedy too, a little bit.
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1985, right?
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And I am gonna tell you right now that one of your favorite actors who was in Planet of the Apes was in it, Roddy McDowell.
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Do you know the movie?
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Yeah, go on.
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1985, directed by uh one Tom Holland, not the one that plays Spider-Man.
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He also did Child's Play, Fright Night.
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Welcome to Fright Night.
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For real.
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And the reason why Fright Knight is one of my favorite horror movies is that again, it's something that I grew up with.
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You're so cool, Brewster!
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Oh, you're so cool, Brewster!
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What a great fucking movie.
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Fright Knight just takes the vampire genre and the vampire kind of story and just turns it upside down.
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You got a vampire living next to you, this Jerry Dandritz, Brewster, Charlie Brewster looks out of his window and then sees some hot broad going into this guy's house, and then the next day sees that this chick was found with her head chopped off in the back of an alleyway.
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And he's like, Holy shit, man, what's going on?
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And he realizes his fucking neighbor is a fucking vampire.
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And he's trying to call this guy out.
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The guy comes over to his house, he's like, Listen, man, I don't want any problems.
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I'm just trying to live my life as a vampire.
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You keep your mouth shut and we'll be good.
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And he doesn't, he still fucks around with him.
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And Roddy McDowell's got his like little Vincent Price fucking um um, what do you call it?
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Uh, what's his name?
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We talked about him before again.
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I'm I'm blanking right now.
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Help me out.
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Star Wars.
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You just talked about him.
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Your first movie, yeah.
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Uh but um what's his name?
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I've forgetting what his name is again.
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I'm blanking here.
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Help me out.
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I'm I'm too busy trying to get to the other point I'm trying to make because oh my god, help me out.
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2011 movie was better than the 1995 movie.
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Wait a minute.
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You think the remake, you think the remake with with um with um the yelk the Yelkin kid who passed away with fucking what's his name is Jerry Danders is better?
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100.
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Listen, that was a good fucking take in the movie, but it's not better than the original Fright Night.
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Now, granted, I'm gonna give you this.
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I will give you this.
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What's his name from Doctor Who played Jerry played David Tennant?
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He's instead of like being what's his name?
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Ryan McDowell's role was him being like the um Peter Cushing in that movie, Rodney McDowell, right?
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That was the Peter Cushing role, right?
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The fucking Sherlock Holmes fucking version of fucking a vampire hunter, right?
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And in the fucking remake, David Tennant is like a magician in fucking Vegas.
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Yes, he's uh lucky he's Hulk Schlick is like the Dark Lord type thing, and that's why I got to him.
00:48:57.440 --> 00:49:03.679
So the way he kills Jerry Dandritz in the remake is definitely better than the way they killed Jerry Dandritz in the original.
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I'll give you that.
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When he wears like the fireproof suit and shit, yeah, and he grabs him, which was pretty cool.
00:49:09.599 --> 00:49:12.800
But the original Fright Night was so awesome, man.
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Freaking um, it's just evil, his friend Evil was fucking hysterical on that movie.
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Um, this is a great movie, Fright Night.
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You gotta watch it.
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It's one of the best fucking vampire movies ever.
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1985, so nostalgic, excellent.
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It's totally on my list.
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I got it, I got it on my uh alternate list.
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Ah here's the thing though.
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Tom Holland was involved in the first one.
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He's also the writer for the remake in um 2019.
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He was involved with the remake, but the remake was the remake was a lot different because it doesn't that that's that says to you immediately that Tom Holland wasn't happy with the first movie, and he himself probably admits that it wasn't the best movie.
00:49:53.679 --> 00:50:02.719
Tony Collette plays fucking I um Anton Anton Yelti's mother, and whatever how you ever say his name, he passed away like 10 years ago now.
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He got killed like his car crushed him in his fucking driveway.
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In the movie, she knows that Jerry Dandridge is bad.
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Remember, she's helping him, his son, Jerry.
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Yes, yes, but in the original, like she's so the mother's oblivious to it.
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So different.
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It's a different take of that story.
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So, yes.
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Where fucking he goes in, he rips the fucking the remake, he rips the pipes out of the ground, the gas pipes.
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Yep, yeah, nuts, bro.
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Pretty good.
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You can't say the second movie was uh worse.
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It it you know you I didn't say it was worse, but it's not better than the original.
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Fucking um no.
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Chris Sarandon is so good.
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Listen, there's a couple of great roles that Chris Sarandon's played.
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One is Dog Day Afternoon when he plays Al Pacino's boyfriend who needs the sex change.
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That's why he's robbing the bank.
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Remember Chris Sarandon?
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I think he won an Academy Award for that role.
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But he's amazing as fucking as uh Jerry Dandritz in Fright Night.
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All right, Whitey, we're back to you now.
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Oh man, okay.
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I know you didn't want to hear about black and white movies, but I'm gonna throw one at the moment.
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All right, well, you might be forgiving this here.
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All right.
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The birds, man.
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Uh Alf uh Alf Alfred Hitchcock.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Listen, you gotta have an Alfred Hitchcock.
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I got I have well, I have I said I had one on my list.
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You gotta have an Alfred Hitchcock movie.
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Our movies would allow it.
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Yeah, the birds, I I like the birds because it was uh I don't know.
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Uh I I saw it as a little kid, you know, and we used to vacation down in Cape Card and it'd be seagulls all over the place.
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So after seeing that movie, I was like, ah, this is kind of freaky.
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Right.
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You know.
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I just remember the girl, the uh, what was it, like the old lady.
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She walks up on the porch, I believe, and there's the old lady there with a this is kind of um you know reminiscent of your old lady getting gunned down in the uh bridge too far.
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Um she walks up and the old lady had her eyeballs all poked out, and remember she was sitting on I think if my memory serves, she's sitting there on the porch because the birds already took care of her.
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You know, and it was kind of that freaked me out with the good movie, good choice, Marty.
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Good choice.
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You know what I love?
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You know what's funny about the birds?
00:52:03.599 --> 00:52:09.840
Um, you always gotta think of the spoof movie um on Hitchcock by Mel Brooks, High Anxiety.
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When he's when the lady's getting attacked by the birds in the park, it's Mel Mel Brooks is in the park and he's running and the birds are shitting on him.
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He can't get away from him and they're shitting all over him.
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It's fucking hysterical.
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That's a fucking great it's a fucking great scene.
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But yeah, the birds, it's it's good, Whitey.
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That's a good flick.
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It's a good flick.
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I we can't get mad at you because you're definitely neutral here.
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It's the me and fucking goldfinch that have animosity right now with each other.
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I'm not gonna argue over someone else's like for a movie.
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I mean, go ahead and like what you like, man.
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We put that out at the beginning, didn't we, as a disclaimer?
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Well, yeah, well, Wadi, you and I are marching along in lockstep.
00:52:49.199 --> 00:52:54.239
It's it's fucking rubb becomes mincing down the fucking road with all these fucking weird things he's putting up.
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What are you talking about?
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Every movie I've given is sort of mainstream.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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You got one you've only done one mainstream movie, and that was um Shining Shining, yeah.
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American Werewolf in London is not mainstream.
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Fright night is not mainstream.
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You say, if you say American Werewolf belongs in the top 10, you might as well say that the Rocky Horror show belongs in the top 10 as a horror show.
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It American Werewolf in London definitely does, though, Dave.
00:53:21.840 --> 00:53:29.119
I mean, if you if you just wanted to go back to the the the special I mean, think about when that movie what year was it made?
00:53:29.360 --> 00:53:30.239
Rick Baker, man.
00:53:30.480 --> 00:53:34.480
The special effects of hint the transformation of Fantastic in that.
00:53:34.719 --> 00:53:38.480
It doesn't look uh like nowadays it's easy to do that shit, man.
00:53:38.559 --> 00:53:40.400
You know, AI, boom, here you go.
00:53:40.480 --> 00:53:42.719
Here's a guy turning into a freaking werewolf.
00:53:42.960 --> 00:53:49.199
But back then, man, it was um, you know, again, Rob can name off the makeup artist and everything, I'm sure.
00:53:49.440 --> 00:53:53.119
Uh but I I've always thought that was a good uh Rick Baker, just amazing.
00:53:54.079 --> 00:53:54.400
Yeah, yeah.
00:53:54.480 --> 00:53:55.519
Rick Baker, was that the guy?
00:53:55.920 --> 00:53:59.360
Tom Savini, who I'm gonna talk about at some point tonight, and Rick Baker.
00:53:59.440 --> 00:54:04.079
Tom Savini's one of the best makeup artists ever um in Hollywood when it comes to horror.
00:54:04.159 --> 00:54:05.920
You work with Romero, a bunch of people.
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Rick Baker, too, amazing.
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This is iconic.
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It's iconic.
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If you got in Fangoria magazine, like Rick Baker was like all over that magazine back in the 80s, it's fucking amazing.
00:54:16.320 --> 00:54:22.159
But Dave Golfinch knows nothing about that because he's not, as he would say, highbrow when it comes to his horror shit.
00:54:22.400 --> 00:54:29.039
Well, listen, the American werewolf in London in the top 10 is like putting back to the future and top 10 of sci-fi.
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And it wasn't, no one mentioned back to the future.
00:54:31.440 --> 00:54:32.079
So I don't know what you're doing.
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That's what I'm saying.
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It's it's it's that's no, you're wrong.
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Um, Dave.
00:54:37.519 --> 00:54:38.159
Dave, you're wrong.
00:54:38.239 --> 00:54:39.119
You know, I got some email.
00:54:40.239 --> 00:54:43.519
I was trying not to say not I was trying not to go hole along here.
00:54:43.599 --> 00:54:50.639
I'll show you some messages of some of the some of your picks from the from uh our sci-fi where people are like, What the fuck was Dave smoking with that?
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That's all lies, lies.
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You think so?
00:54:54.239 --> 00:54:55.119
Oh my god, yes.
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All right, did you go?
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Is it your turn to go, Dave?
00:54:57.599 --> 00:54:58.239
It's my turn to go.
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Number two.
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Let's see how let's see how uh underwhelming your next pick is gonna be.
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A first and only vampire movie, 30 Days of Night, 2007.
00:55:07.599 --> 00:55:08.880
Oh, great flick.
00:55:09.119 --> 00:55:10.079
Awesome flick.
00:55:10.320 --> 00:55:15.760
Danny Houston pays the scariest motherfucker vampire in there, dude.
00:55:15.840 --> 00:55:17.519
Uh Josh Hartnet is fucking great.
00:55:17.679 --> 00:55:19.280
Hotnet was is great now, too.
00:55:19.440 --> 00:55:20.320
Good movie, man.
00:55:20.480 --> 00:55:21.199
Really good movie.
00:55:21.360 --> 00:55:24.960
Believe it or not, that's one of the first Blu-rays I ever bought was 30 Days of Night.
00:55:25.920 --> 00:55:29.360
Yeah, I still have that's one of the first Blu-rays I bought.
00:55:29.599 --> 00:55:30.960
Yeah, great, good movie.
00:55:31.039 --> 00:55:32.000
I can't fight with you, Add.
00:55:32.079 --> 00:55:32.800
It's a good movie.
00:55:32.880 --> 00:55:35.280
Now, do I think it's a top 10?
00:55:36.079 --> 00:55:38.639
Oh, but do I think it's a good flick?
00:55:38.800 --> 00:55:39.119
Sure.
00:55:39.280 --> 00:55:41.920
I can't argue this is Dave's top 10.
00:55:42.079 --> 00:55:43.360
Right, this is your top 10.
00:55:43.440 --> 00:55:44.159
I can't argue.
00:55:44.239 --> 00:55:48.639
It's a fun movie, it really is, and it's a really fucking cool concept.
00:55:48.880 --> 00:55:54.079
It is a cool concept, cool concept for a flick, and they've made a couple of sequels or a sequel to that, I think.
00:55:54.880 --> 00:55:56.320
Yeah, it didn't go too well.
00:55:56.400 --> 00:55:58.000
Uh prefer the original.
00:55:58.159 --> 00:56:03.199
But see, what you're saying is with with mine, and you say I'm highbrow.
00:56:03.280 --> 00:56:04.159
I'm not highbrow.
00:56:04.320 --> 00:56:14.079
What I'm picking is movies that leave a bit of a hair sticking in the back of your neck after you leave the cinema, or or you you think about it after a while.
00:56:14.320 --> 00:56:18.559
You're not sitting there eating your popcorn, and when you leave the cinema, you've forgotten all about it.
00:56:18.800 --> 00:56:19.440
Right.
00:56:19.760 --> 00:56:27.840
So the difference I'm I'm choosing things that um 30 days a night, but it's it's not better than the lost boys, it's not better than Fright Night.
00:56:28.079 --> 00:56:29.280
Uh, hang on.
00:56:29.760 --> 00:56:33.199
Just saying the Lost Boys are better than 30 Days?
00:56:33.519 --> 00:56:35.039
The Lost Boys, really?
00:56:35.519 --> 00:56:36.480
Well, it's different.
00:56:36.559 --> 00:56:39.199
They're different types of vampire movies, they're different.
00:56:39.280 --> 00:56:42.079
Like in 30 Days a Night, these fuckers are biting your neck off.
00:56:42.159 --> 00:56:44.079
They're fucking taking out your jugular.
00:56:44.159 --> 00:56:44.880
It's a little different.
00:56:45.199 --> 00:56:46.639
Again, the Lost Boys.
00:56:47.039 --> 00:56:48.800
Can you even call that a horror movie?
00:56:48.960 --> 00:56:50.719
It's a fucking soft type of a movie.
00:56:50.800 --> 00:56:51.119
Come on.
00:56:52.000 --> 00:56:55.039
It's got horror elements, but it's on every horror list.
00:56:55.199 --> 00:56:55.679
No, exactly.
00:56:56.880 --> 00:56:57.760
It's a horror flick.
00:56:57.840 --> 00:57:01.599
I mean, you got you know, it's people are not people are dying, you know.
00:57:01.920 --> 00:57:03.679
It's this thing's going on there.
00:57:03.920 --> 00:57:12.400
I mean, the original concept for the Lost Boys, and the reason why it is called the Lost Boys, is because it was supposed to be with younger teenage kids.
00:57:12.480 --> 00:57:18.880
They went with adult teenagers because they thought that using younger kids would not would not go over well.
00:57:19.039 --> 00:57:27.519
So, like Dan Um David and all those the his group, his group of vampires, they were supposed to be like 12 and 13 years old in the original script.
00:57:27.679 --> 00:57:29.760
That's why it's called the Lost Boys.
00:57:30.000 --> 00:57:30.320
Gotcha.
00:57:31.039 --> 00:57:31.679
They fly.
00:57:32.079 --> 00:57:32.960
I don't believe you.
00:57:33.360 --> 00:57:34.880
Oh, they're vampires, so of course they're fine.
00:57:36.000 --> 00:57:36.400
All right.
00:57:36.559 --> 00:57:38.559
So we're gonna start fighting here.
00:57:38.639 --> 00:57:42.159
And and I gotta really think about how I want to where I want to go with this.
00:57:42.400 --> 00:57:48.559
And there's a lot to choose from in my case case, because there are some things I would do want to talk about that we're not gonna have nothing in the list.
00:57:48.800 --> 00:58:15.920
But I'm gonna say this, and I have to, because it's it's I think it's it's definitely another movie that I it I I wouldn't say it's demonic, but it is kind of possession, and it's probably one of the whole reasons why it's one of the movies, amongst others, that created the PG-13 rating system, because it fucking freaked the shit out of people like Gremlins did, as well as movies like uh Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
00:58:16.320 --> 00:58:17.519
Poltergeist.
00:58:20.000 --> 00:58:22.320
This ass is clean.
00:58:23.760 --> 00:58:32.000
And the reason why poltergeist is on the fucking list, even though it is rated PG, there's a lot of interesting things about that movie.
00:58:32.239 --> 00:58:37.519
One being obviously we know about the supposed curse that comes along.
00:58:37.679 --> 00:58:41.039
You got what's her name, Hello Rourke dying.
00:58:41.199 --> 00:58:46.079
You got Dominique Dunn, who's Griffin Dunn's sister, who was in American Wealth in London.
00:58:46.239 --> 00:58:51.039
She gets murdered uh by the boy of her boyfriend before this even came out in the theaters.
00:58:51.119 --> 00:58:54.159
So she died before this movie ever came to the theaters.
00:58:54.400 --> 00:58:58.000
A young Joe Beth Williams, who was slamming hot in that movie, as well as Craig T.
00:58:58.159 --> 00:58:58.559
Nelson.
00:58:58.639 --> 00:59:00.800
Not saying he was hot, but he was good in the movie.
00:59:01.039 --> 00:59:02.559
Why was that movie fucking scary?
00:59:02.639 --> 00:59:06.400
Are you gonna tell me that poltergeist wasn't a fucking scary fucking movie, man?
00:59:09.920 --> 00:59:15.920
The clown scene when he's getting choked by the clown under the bed or the fucking tree when he's counting one when I was a kid and it was a thunderstorm.
00:59:16.000 --> 00:59:17.679
I'm like 11,000, two one thousand.
00:59:17.760 --> 00:59:21.599
Fucking I was scared shit at thunderstorms when I was a kid because of that movie.
00:59:22.719 --> 00:59:30.880
One one thousand, two one thousand, three one not to mention fucking Caroline going to fucking television and shit.
00:59:35.360 --> 00:59:37.519
But here's another fucking trivia.
00:59:38.400 --> 00:59:44.239
The fucking skeletons in the fucking pool were real fucking human skeletons that they used.
00:59:45.199 --> 00:59:45.519
Wow.
00:59:45.599 --> 00:59:46.000
Yes.
00:59:46.239 --> 00:59:48.800
Another interesting fucking trivia for that movie.
00:59:48.960 --> 00:59:53.199
Uh Toby Hooper, who fucking directed it, he never really even directed that movie.
00:59:53.280 --> 00:59:55.679
It was fucking Steven Spielberg who directed it.
00:59:55.840 --> 01:00:00.719
He wasn't allowed to direct it because of some things going on with like the what how many movies you can direct.
01:00:00.880 --> 01:00:05.360
So he was on as a producer, but he was there almost every day of shooting, directing too.
01:00:05.440 --> 01:00:08.079
So that movie really is a Steven Spielberg movie.
01:00:08.239 --> 01:00:19.519
Um, fucking scary as shit where you think it's over and it's not, and she's fucking getting thrown up the wall and fucking all this shit, and the fucking daughter gets home and she's screaming, the fucking house is all fucking lighting up.
01:00:19.760 --> 01:00:25.280
If you're gonna tell me that that movie's not scary, there's another cool trivia about this, and I'm gonna I can't remember exactly what it was.
01:00:25.440 --> 01:00:30.559
So there's a Super Bowl poster on Robbie's wall and in in um in poltergeist, right?
01:00:30.639 --> 01:00:32.079
And this is why it's fucking weird.
01:00:32.320 --> 01:00:37.679
On the poster of the fucking Super Bowl, now the movie was released in 1982, right?
01:00:38.480 --> 01:00:44.480
The poster of the Super Bowl takes place on a on a Sunday in 1988.
01:00:44.639 --> 01:00:48.800
It's the same day that fucking Heather O'Rourke got sick and died.
01:00:49.119 --> 01:00:50.159
Fucking crazy, man.
01:00:52.159 --> 01:00:53.599
So the post, so this is another thing.
01:00:53.679 --> 01:00:57.519
So the poster on the wall, now this movie came out in 1982.
01:00:57.679 --> 01:01:07.360
The poster on the wall is for a Super Bowl that takes place in 1988, and the fucking date on the poster is the date of the of when Heather O'Rourke got sick and died.
01:01:07.599 --> 01:01:09.599
Where would they even get a poster for 88?
01:01:10.159 --> 01:01:10.480
I don't know.
01:01:10.559 --> 01:01:11.119
Watch the movie.
01:01:11.280 --> 01:01:19.840
On the wall in Robbie's room is a poster for a Super Bowl that and it says the date 1988, and that's the same day that she that Heather O'Rourke got sick and died.
01:01:20.079 --> 01:01:20.719
Crazy.
01:01:20.960 --> 01:01:22.400
So poltergeist.
01:01:22.559 --> 01:01:31.039
Not only is it scary when you watch it, hearing all the shit that took place afterwards and all these people dying and all this other stuff makes it even scarier.
01:01:31.199 --> 01:01:35.039
So poltergeist is on my list, and I'm gonna have it there, and I'm not gonna take it back.
01:01:35.119 --> 01:01:35.840
So there you go.
01:01:36.079 --> 01:01:36.960
You don't have to do it.
01:01:37.760 --> 01:01:40.239
Your list for my list.
01:01:40.719 --> 01:01:41.760
It definitely belongs here.
01:01:41.840 --> 01:01:43.280
It's a good movie.
01:01:43.920 --> 01:01:45.280
Alright, so uh Mr.
01:01:45.440 --> 01:01:46.239
Whitey.
01:01:46.559 --> 01:01:48.880
Well, back to you, my favorite person tonight.
01:01:49.039 --> 01:01:49.199
All right.
01:01:50.320 --> 01:01:50.960
Back to me.
01:01:51.039 --> 01:01:53.679
Um here's a movie that freaked me out as a kid.
01:01:53.840 --> 01:01:55.840
Uh a 1977.
01:01:56.159 --> 01:02:00.079
Uh because again, there was there's nothing's original anymore.
01:02:00.159 --> 01:02:01.360
They always make remakes.
01:02:01.599 --> 01:02:04.320
Uh, but the 1977, The Island of Dr.
01:02:04.480 --> 01:02:05.199
Morose.
01:02:05.519 --> 01:02:07.199
Yeah, that was a good movie.
01:02:07.440 --> 01:02:11.760
That thing scared me because not scared me, but I mean, as a little kid, it was just kind of freaking out.
01:02:11.920 --> 01:02:15.199
Yeah, they're doing like experiments, like human fucking animals.
01:02:15.440 --> 01:02:22.719
I remember all of us uh wise guys in the neighborhood would always be like quoting it with uh the what what is the what is the law?
01:02:23.280 --> 01:02:23.519
Right?
01:02:24.400 --> 01:02:24.800
Who's the guy?
01:02:24.880 --> 01:02:26.079
Who was the who's the guy in it?
01:02:26.159 --> 01:02:30.079
He was in uh he was uh he was um in Austin Powers.
01:02:30.239 --> 01:02:33.920
He was the main like the boss, he was the main character in that movie.
01:02:34.480 --> 01:02:35.440
What's his name?
01:02:36.239 --> 01:02:38.320
Oh shit, he was in Austin Powers?
01:02:39.039 --> 01:02:39.519
Yeah, yeah.
01:02:39.840 --> 01:02:46.559
Uh it's been a while since I saw the flick, so man, it'd be what character did he play in Austin Powers?
01:02:46.880 --> 01:02:47.519
It'd be easier to do.
01:02:47.679 --> 01:02:50.719
He played like he played uh what's his name's like boss?
01:02:51.440 --> 01:02:52.719
He played uh whatever.
01:02:52.880 --> 01:02:53.599
What the hell is his name?
01:02:53.840 --> 01:02:55.360
Austin's boss, like the leader.
01:02:55.760 --> 01:02:56.639
Yeah, Michael York.
01:02:57.119 --> 01:02:59.039
Michael York was in fucking that movie.
01:02:59.280 --> 01:02:59.679
Michael York.
01:03:00.079 --> 01:03:02.079
Okay, I'll I'll take your word for it, man.
01:03:02.320 --> 01:03:03.920
I'm pretty sure he was in that movie.
01:03:04.079 --> 01:03:05.679
I mean, uh, I could be wrong.
01:03:05.760 --> 01:03:06.320
Hold on a minute.
01:03:06.480 --> 01:03:08.719
I thought you were Michael York was in that movie.
01:03:08.960 --> 01:03:09.760
He was, right?
01:03:10.000 --> 01:03:11.119
Yeah, sure.
01:03:11.440 --> 01:03:14.079
Are you just saying yes to shut me up, or are you telling me you wasn't?
01:03:14.320 --> 01:03:14.960
No, it's a fact.
01:03:15.039 --> 01:03:16.960
He was actually in there, so yeah, he was in that movie.
01:03:17.039 --> 01:03:20.000
I was that's how I remember him from that from that original movie.
01:03:20.079 --> 01:03:20.400
Yeah.
01:03:20.639 --> 01:03:24.000
Listen, Whitey, you you got some you got very, very good flicks.
01:03:24.400 --> 01:03:26.639
Dave isn't saying shit about your movies.
01:03:26.880 --> 01:03:31.119
In the days leading up to this, I was thinking about like, okay, I know I'm not a horror movie expert.
01:03:31.280 --> 01:03:35.119
I'm not gonna be able to name directors like and drop all this trivia like Rob can.
01:03:35.440 --> 01:03:41.039
But I was like, all right, what what movies have I seen that that quote scared me?
01:03:41.280 --> 01:03:43.599
Like, you know, or I thought was like you know, freaky.
01:03:43.760 --> 01:03:45.840
So these are the movies that I picked out of my ass.
01:03:47.039 --> 01:03:48.239
Listen, I mean, I'm a movie guy.
01:03:48.320 --> 01:03:52.079
I I I what I like to research movies and I like movies, I like to know what's going on.
01:03:52.960 --> 01:03:54.320
You remind me of my cousin.
01:03:54.400 --> 01:04:02.400
Uh I guess you know, uh my cousin Greg, who uh I've talked about him before on here, I think when we did the sci-fi, because he's a big Star Wars guy, he's also a big horror guy.
01:04:02.559 --> 01:04:04.159
He's a big movie guy in general.
01:04:04.400 --> 01:04:09.760
Uh so and and at the end we'll tie this whole thing back to modeling and and I'll bring him up because it's kind of humorous.
01:04:10.079 --> 01:04:19.760
But anyway, yeah, he was a he was the type of person that could name uh directors and just different uh you know aspects of movies and film and everything.
01:04:20.400 --> 01:04:21.920
It's like a way of life for me.
01:04:22.000 --> 01:04:26.159
You know, it's and I'm not good at a lot of things, but in movie stuff, I'm I think I'm pretty decent at it.
01:04:26.480 --> 01:04:26.960
That's correct.
01:04:27.039 --> 01:04:27.599
That's correct.
01:04:27.840 --> 01:04:28.639
Thanks a lot, Dave.
01:04:28.719 --> 01:04:33.599
You're all uh Whitey, what's your next movie?
01:04:33.840 --> 01:04:36.960
Not Whitey, another guy.
01:04:37.119 --> 01:04:39.119
No, Dave, what's your next movie?
01:04:39.599 --> 01:04:40.320
Fuck me.
01:04:41.440 --> 01:04:46.480
Okay, this is my second and last zombie movie.
01:04:46.559 --> 01:04:48.159
Uh 2004.
01:04:48.559 --> 01:04:50.000
Oh, I know you hold on.
01:04:50.159 --> 01:04:51.679
Sean of the Dead if it's 04.
01:04:53.360 --> 01:04:54.559
Absolute brilliant film.
01:04:54.800 --> 01:04:56.320
I don't know it was Born of the Dead.
01:04:56.400 --> 01:04:58.159
If it's 04, it's Sean of the Dead.
01:04:58.800 --> 01:05:04.159
Dawn of the Dead, Dawn, Dawn, Dawn, Born of the Dead.
01:05:04.639 --> 01:05:06.639
Yes, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:05:06.719 --> 01:05:06.960
Whoa.
01:05:07.199 --> 01:05:08.079
Hold on a second.
01:05:08.159 --> 01:05:09.599
You got the remote okay.
01:05:10.079 --> 01:05:11.840
Wasn't Sean of the Dead a comedy?
01:05:11.920 --> 01:05:13.760
Wasn't that a Sean was a comedy?
01:05:14.400 --> 01:05:15.199
Horror comedy.
01:05:15.599 --> 01:05:15.840
Yep.
01:05:16.000 --> 01:05:16.239
All right.
01:05:16.400 --> 01:05:18.159
Oh, it's I thought you said Sean of the Dead.
01:05:18.239 --> 01:05:20.559
Oh, sorry, so you got the remake of Dawn of the Dead.
01:05:20.719 --> 01:05:21.679
Okay, yeah.
01:05:22.000 --> 01:05:22.559
All right.
01:05:23.119 --> 01:05:24.480
Okay, it was it was great.
01:05:24.719 --> 01:05:34.639
The zombie, the opening scene where she comes back from Notchef in the hospital and she's uh sleeping in the bed, you know, waking up, and then the kid from next door is walking in.
01:05:34.800 --> 01:05:36.559
She goes, Oh, hi, what are you doing here?
01:05:36.719 --> 01:05:37.599
And she's next to me.
01:05:37.760 --> 01:05:38.480
She flies at her.
01:05:39.760 --> 01:05:40.880
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:05:41.119 --> 01:05:42.079
Yeah, the remake.
01:05:42.400 --> 01:05:44.800
Okay, you know, you know what?
01:05:44.880 --> 01:05:47.760
I'll I'm just gonna put my so we gotta go back to back right now.
01:05:47.840 --> 01:05:51.840
So you're talking about the the the remake of old in in in 2004.
01:05:52.400 --> 01:05:52.559
Sure.
01:05:52.960 --> 01:05:54.079
Ving Rams in it.
01:05:54.159 --> 01:06:05.599
Um, yeah, yeah, Ty Burrell, uh Jake Weber, Michael Kelly, Michael Kelly is at a The um um one of my favorite TV series, War series.
01:06:05.760 --> 01:06:08.320
All right, so we'll we're gonna piggyback.
01:06:08.400 --> 01:06:08.880
We're gonna go.
01:06:08.960 --> 01:06:11.599
This is the first time we might do this because it's it's fitting.
01:06:11.679 --> 01:06:16.320
Because Dawn of the Dead 78 is on my list and it's number two.
01:06:16.960 --> 01:06:18.159
Oh, okay.
01:06:18.400 --> 01:06:21.440
And it's one of my favorite movies of all time.
01:06:21.599 --> 01:06:27.920
I don't say it lightly, but Dawn of the Dead 1978 is one of my most watched movies that I ever have done.
01:06:28.159 --> 01:06:36.719
I watch a version of the movie that is what I call it's like an extended version that has all the cuts of it in one movie perfectly synced.
01:06:36.960 --> 01:06:41.119
It's the original theatrical cut, the director's cut, and the Argento cut.
01:06:41.280 --> 01:06:47.840
The Argento cut, Dario Argento is an Italian director, amazing, helped George Romero write the script, kind of sort of back in the day.
01:06:48.000 --> 01:06:53.519
His cut of the movie that released in Italy was a lot as had more like mall scenes in it and stuff like that.
01:06:53.760 --> 01:06:58.320
The remake is good, and it should have never even been called Dawn of the Dead.
01:06:58.639 --> 01:07:03.360
Because the only thing that has any remnants of the original movie is two things.
01:07:03.519 --> 01:07:11.119
One is they're in a mall, what's the original is too, and two, you have a chick that's pregnant, even though she doesn't give birth in the original.
01:07:11.360 --> 01:07:15.679
Dawn of the Dead, Zack Schneider's Dawn of the Dead in 2004 is a good fucking movie.
01:07:15.840 --> 01:07:17.119
It's good, it really is.
01:07:17.280 --> 01:07:22.719
When they're on the fucking top of the mall and the other guys are on the other building and they're showing chess and all this other shit.
01:07:22.960 --> 01:07:24.000
Yep, yep, yep.
01:07:24.239 --> 01:07:28.559
The reason why that movie doesn't do it for me is there's too many fucking people.
01:07:28.800 --> 01:07:29.440
There's too many people.
01:07:29.920 --> 01:07:32.320
They'll slowly die off though, so it's not too bad.
01:07:32.559 --> 01:07:35.519
Whatever the case may be, it's it's nowhere near the original.
01:07:35.679 --> 01:07:40.639
The original, if you watch it and you today standards your public, ah, it's a fucking boring movie.
01:07:40.719 --> 01:07:46.079
It's four people running around the fucking mall for like three-quarters of the movie until the biker gang.
01:07:47.119 --> 01:07:48.719
Who's the head of the biker gang?
01:07:48.880 --> 01:07:54.320
Tom Savini, who was the makeup guy for Dawn of the Dead, for the for the original.
01:07:54.480 --> 01:08:02.559
The original Dawn of the Dead is so fucking good because it took place in a time where malls weren't really that popular yet.
01:08:02.719 --> 01:08:09.039
Like the shopping mall was just starting to pick up steam across the country here in the United States.
01:08:09.280 --> 01:08:12.559
So people didn't really use malls a lot.
01:08:12.639 --> 01:08:15.039
But it also is a good allegory, right?
01:08:15.119 --> 01:08:16.239
Is that the right word I'm using?
01:08:16.399 --> 01:08:18.479
For like consumerism.
01:08:19.279 --> 01:08:30.079
Where they realize, like it was a good, like how people like they're not worried about living, they're worried about like having goods and services that are afforded to them, which is the reason why they stayed in a mall.
01:08:30.159 --> 01:08:36.000
Not necessarily because it was safe, but because there's a lot of shit in there that they can use, which we can understand during the zombie apocalypse.
01:08:36.159 --> 01:08:37.439
But uh, Ken Free, isn't it?
01:08:37.520 --> 01:08:38.399
It's one of my favorite actors.
01:08:38.479 --> 01:08:40.399
You know Ken Free, he's in a bunch of movies.
01:08:40.479 --> 01:08:45.199
So Dawn of the Dead, I think the original is better than the sequel, uh, the remake, Dave.
01:08:45.359 --> 01:08:46.159
You don't think so?
01:08:46.319 --> 01:08:46.479
Okay.
01:08:47.039 --> 01:08:52.640
No, I I enjoyed the um 2004 movie more than the 78 movie.
01:08:52.880 --> 01:08:58.880
Much more action, you gotta all those zombies at the bottom, and at the end, and they're fast zombies as well, which is scary, right?
01:08:59.680 --> 01:09:03.119
Because it's scary because I know that as a fat fuck I'd never outrun them.
01:09:03.199 --> 01:09:07.039
So which zombie land too should be on the list.
01:09:08.000 --> 01:09:16.960
The end when they get out of A and they get to an island, and you're like, oh, we're safe, and then all of a sudden you hear like the zombies there too, and they're like, ah well, Tom Savini, you mentioned him before.
01:09:17.039 --> 01:09:19.279
He he played that um other iconic role.
01:09:19.359 --> 01:09:24.319
It's a motorcycle um uh dude from Dust of Dawn from Dust of Dawn, yeah.
01:09:24.399 --> 01:09:29.199
Yeah, he um he played um what the fuck was uh what the hell is his name in there?
01:09:29.279 --> 01:09:31.520
He's got the gun dick it's the button in the gun.
01:09:31.840 --> 01:09:35.920
He's got the button in his clutch, he's got a gun that pops out sex machine or something.
01:09:36.000 --> 01:09:38.560
His name was it's fucking great, man.
01:09:38.640 --> 01:09:38.960
Oh, yeah.
01:09:39.039 --> 01:09:40.960
Dust of dawn's that should be on the list, actually.
01:09:41.119 --> 01:09:42.000
That should be on the list, too.
01:09:42.079 --> 01:09:42.880
It's that's a good movie.
01:09:43.439 --> 01:09:44.560
That should be an honorable mention.
01:09:44.720 --> 01:09:46.000
All right, it's my turn.
01:09:46.159 --> 01:09:47.119
You just did a zombie.
01:09:47.359 --> 01:09:49.039
Well, I well, I no, it's not my turn.
01:09:49.119 --> 01:09:50.880
I just did Dawn of the Dead, so it's not my turn.
01:09:50.960 --> 01:09:51.920
It's Whitey's turn now.
01:09:52.079 --> 01:09:52.800
Back to Whitey.
01:09:53.039 --> 01:09:56.720
I just talked to Mike Mike about Dawn of the Dead 78, which is an amazing movie.
01:09:56.880 --> 01:10:07.199
Those who've never seen Dawn of the Dead 1978 or 2004, you need to see them watch the first one first and then watch the remake, and then you make your decision on what's better, but they're both great movies.
01:10:07.359 --> 01:10:09.039
All right, so you, Whitey.
01:10:09.199 --> 01:10:12.159
All right, I'm making a list of horror movies I need to watch.
01:10:12.399 --> 01:10:15.279
All right, um, again, another one that scared me as a kid.
01:10:15.439 --> 01:10:17.199
It was uh Salem's Lot.
01:10:18.319 --> 01:10:18.800
The original.
01:10:19.199 --> 01:10:20.079
Yeah, yeah, the original.
01:10:20.399 --> 01:10:21.840
They remade it, that's why they redid it.
01:10:22.159 --> 01:10:22.960
Well, of course they did.
01:10:23.039 --> 01:10:24.239
They freaking remade everything.
01:10:24.560 --> 01:10:26.239
That's you know, yeah, they redid.
01:10:26.479 --> 01:10:30.800
So anyway, yeah, the original with David Um the guy from Staskin Hutch.
01:10:31.600 --> 01:10:37.199
David, David, um oh fuck, David Um is that actor's name, man.
01:10:38.159 --> 01:10:38.880
You know the guy.
01:10:39.039 --> 01:10:39.680
The blonde haired.
01:10:40.000 --> 01:10:43.279
And he he he had those he did a couple of songs that were shit too.
01:10:43.359 --> 01:10:45.199
What the fuck is his name?
01:10:45.600 --> 01:10:46.239
David Sol.
01:10:46.880 --> 01:10:47.680
David Sol.
01:10:48.000 --> 01:10:48.479
That's it.
01:10:48.640 --> 01:10:49.039
Yes.
01:10:49.439 --> 01:10:50.960
So that one's quite as good.
01:10:51.039 --> 01:10:51.600
That was freaky.
01:10:51.680 --> 01:10:52.159
That's freaky.
01:10:52.640 --> 01:10:53.439
You know why that one?
01:10:53.600 --> 01:11:06.720
And again, this uh goes back to him here you are as a kid, and you you catch these movies on HBO at late at night, and you're like, uh, you know, a lot of it, you know, they were in that my recollection is that they were in like a house, right?
01:11:06.800 --> 01:11:12.079
And they're on the ground and they're waiting for the for the morning to come because they're vampires and they want daylight to come, right?
01:11:12.399 --> 01:11:14.399
And I can remember they were in like the basement.
01:11:14.720 --> 01:11:15.039
Yeah.
01:11:15.199 --> 01:11:18.640
And the house I grew up in was an old house, you know, old New England house.
01:11:18.880 --> 01:11:21.600
And uh we had a a dank basement, man.
01:11:21.680 --> 01:11:24.880
It wasn't like my finished basement off to my left here.
01:11:25.119 --> 01:11:32.880
Uh you know, our basement with stone walls, uh, had those low windows that were half buried in the ground, type of thing.
01:11:33.680 --> 01:11:39.439
And and that the that scene, as the sunlight starts coming through, remind me of my own basement in the house.
01:11:39.520 --> 01:11:42.239
Uh I was like, oh man, this sucks.
01:11:42.319 --> 01:11:44.319
I'm not going down there to get the laundry.
01:11:45.119 --> 01:11:45.520
Yeah.
01:11:47.600 --> 01:11:47.920
Yeah.
01:11:48.159 --> 01:11:49.680
But that was a good choice, actually.
01:11:49.840 --> 01:11:50.319
Good choice.
01:11:50.399 --> 01:11:51.520
Yeah, yeah, good choice.
01:11:51.680 --> 01:11:57.520
I think that um there's not much you can really argue about that apart from the fact that the way apart from the fact that the remakes are shit.
01:11:57.600 --> 01:11:59.039
But they made one in 04.
01:11:59.359 --> 01:12:02.399
Yeah, I mean they made TV series too, didn't they?
01:12:02.560 --> 01:12:04.159
They were all TV series.
01:12:04.399 --> 01:12:06.560
The original is a TV series, too.
01:12:06.880 --> 01:12:08.960
The same 1979 is a TV series.
01:12:09.359 --> 01:12:12.960
No, it wasn't a standalone movie when it first no no no no 1979.
01:12:13.039 --> 01:12:14.880
It was it was it was uh yes, yes.
01:12:15.359 --> 01:12:18.880
You think of the return to Salem's Lot was a movie, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:12:18.960 --> 01:12:19.439
That's right.
01:12:19.520 --> 01:12:21.920
And then they did a 2004 miniseries too.
01:12:22.079 --> 01:12:23.279
What do you got, Dave?
01:12:23.520 --> 01:12:31.520
Well, coming in at uh number four for me, uh which um because your number three is already taken because you already named the exorcist.
01:12:32.000 --> 01:12:33.359
2002 movie.
01:12:33.439 --> 01:12:37.199
This one scared the shit out of me as an adult, the ring.
01:12:37.520 --> 01:12:40.159
Very wow, I have the ring on my on the list.
01:12:40.319 --> 01:12:50.720
It's not like numbered, but the re they talk about the obviously the American version, the American version, which was you know, obviously um taken from the Japanese uh right show.
01:12:50.880 --> 01:12:53.520
But uh fuck man, that was scared the shit out of me.
01:12:53.600 --> 01:12:54.000
That one.
01:12:54.399 --> 01:12:58.000
It was a really good movie, and Naomi Watts is fucking really good in it.
01:12:58.079 --> 01:12:59.920
She's not a great actress, but she was really good in that.
01:13:00.159 --> 01:13:01.840
Hey, oh yeah, watch what you're saying there.
01:13:01.920 --> 01:13:03.680
What do you mean she's not a great actress?
01:13:04.960 --> 01:13:08.079
What's good about that, it's not like people think about horror that needs to be rated R.
01:13:08.159 --> 01:13:09.840
That's not, it's a PG 13 movie.
01:13:10.159 --> 01:13:15.520
It is, but if a horror movie can scare the shit out of me of as an adult, it belongs on the fucking list, right?
01:13:15.600 --> 01:13:26.319
And what's good about that movie, and what's so freaky about that movie, is part investigating it and realizing and understanding why what the ring is.
01:13:26.880 --> 01:13:31.199
And the people see this video, you watch this video, then you get 10 days, and you're gonna die.
01:13:31.359 --> 01:13:31.680
Yep.
01:13:31.840 --> 01:13:35.279
Um, how they knew that you watched the video is you know, that's the myth.
01:13:35.359 --> 01:13:39.920
That's the that's the little Juma Juan, whatever thing that they whatever the thing is.
01:13:40.399 --> 01:13:47.279
But uh the ring is actually a well getting covered up while that Samara girl got thrown down a well to die.
01:13:47.439 --> 01:13:56.319
The mother closed her up in a well, and the ring is the fucking light of the light showing around the the cover of the well before it closes up on her.
01:13:56.479 --> 01:13:59.920
That's what the ring is, and it's fucking scoop's freaky, man.
01:14:00.079 --> 01:14:00.560
It really is.
01:14:00.800 --> 01:14:02.000
The ring is a freaky movie.
01:14:02.239 --> 01:14:07.039
Listen, I give you props for that to be so fucking high on your list because we're talking.
01:14:07.279 --> 01:14:15.520
See, this is where I'm gonna we're gonna argue for me when I go to my next movies because I have to kind of think about where I want to go when it comes to a sub-genre, right?
01:14:15.680 --> 01:14:26.399
There's so many great you don't have to worry about where you go with a subgenres, you're gonna choose a movie that um evokes something within you and uh all scares the shit out of you.
01:14:26.800 --> 01:14:29.199
I gotta say number one, number one, no matter what.
01:14:29.359 --> 01:14:36.800
But all right, so what I want to say is this, and I have to do it because as from as a pure horror movie fan from the 80s, I have to say this.
01:14:36.960 --> 01:14:48.880
You're gonna get pissed at me when I say this because you're talking about the fucking ring, though the dead 19 fucking 2004, and whatever the mist, all this fucking you know, very eclectic with your fucking movies.
01:14:49.119 --> 01:15:02.399
I'm going old school, down and dirty, which started it all, which really should have started it all, because this is not this is actually a sequel that I'm gonna mention as the reason why this is on my list.
01:15:02.560 --> 01:15:04.000
And it's for many reasons.
01:15:04.239 --> 01:15:10.960
Friday the 13th part two, and the reason why I have Friday the 13th part two on it is for many reasons, all right.
01:15:11.199 --> 01:15:15.600
You watch the original Friday the 13th, you don't know who the killer is, no one knows shit about the movie.
01:15:15.680 --> 01:15:18.319
You realize it's some lady who lost her son.
01:15:18.479 --> 01:15:25.039
Her son was supposedly disabled, he drowned in the water, kids were fucking around, they were scrolling, they didn't watch him, he died.
01:15:25.439 --> 01:15:27.119
But then you realize is he really dead?
01:15:27.199 --> 01:15:31.119
Did he show up at the end with this chick that killed the lady, chopped her head off, blah blah blah?
01:15:31.279 --> 01:15:32.640
Let's think about this.
01:15:32.880 --> 01:15:34.239
The movie starts.
01:15:34.560 --> 01:15:48.720
The final girl, Alice, she's survives the first movie, she's in the second, and the funny thing is, is this poor lady who played that can that role was stalked by a stalker that try to kill her after fucking Friday the 13th, if you believe it or not.
01:15:49.439 --> 01:15:51.359
So here she is in real life, yeah.
01:15:51.520 --> 01:15:53.600
So here they are doing Friday the 13th part two.
01:15:53.760 --> 01:15:56.319
There's Alice, she survived the first movie.
01:15:56.720 --> 01:15:59.039
There she is, dead within the first five minutes.
01:15:59.199 --> 01:16:01.760
She gets a fucking ice pick to her fucking face.
01:16:02.000 --> 01:16:05.199
Right in front of the when she opens up a refrigerator and sees Mrs.
01:16:05.279 --> 01:16:07.760
Voye's head in the fucking fridge.
01:16:08.000 --> 01:16:11.920
But the reason why Friday the 13th part two is iconic is because of this.
01:16:12.159 --> 01:16:15.199
It's the first time you ever see Jason.
01:16:15.439 --> 01:16:18.880
He doesn't have his hockey mask yet because he doesn't get it until part three.
01:16:19.039 --> 01:16:23.359
So he's wearing the fucking one-piece fucking burlack sack on his head.
01:16:23.600 --> 01:16:30.000
And it is a scary movie because it's some fucking derelict guy who doesn't have he's not zombie Jason yet, right?
01:16:30.079 --> 01:16:32.399
He doesn't become zombie Jason until part six.
01:16:32.640 --> 01:16:44.399
So he's still like, you know, some guy in the fucking overalls wearing a fucking burlach sack on his head, living in some shack in the middle of the woods, killing fucking would-be counselors who want to just learn how to take care of kids.
01:16:44.720 --> 01:16:45.600
Great movie.
01:16:45.920 --> 01:16:47.760
Started the fucking franchise.
01:16:47.920 --> 01:16:51.920
The first one was good, but part two is where Friday the 13th really becomes Friday the 13th.
01:16:52.000 --> 01:16:55.039
And you can't talk horror movies without talking about Friday the 13th.
01:16:55.279 --> 01:16:57.039
Part two, excellent movie.
01:16:57.199 --> 01:16:59.199
Actually, not my favorite Friday the 13th.
01:16:59.279 --> 01:17:01.199
My favorite Friday the 13th movie is part seven.
01:17:01.439 --> 01:17:02.960
But part two is up there as well.
01:17:03.279 --> 01:17:04.079
Excellent movie.
01:17:04.239 --> 01:17:08.079
I tell people, if you've never seen Friday the 13th, don't even fucking watch the first one.
01:17:08.239 --> 01:17:08.960
Watch part two.
01:17:09.199 --> 01:17:09.760
There you go.
01:17:10.000 --> 01:17:10.880
What do you have to say, Mr.
01:17:10.960 --> 01:17:11.439
Dolphin?
01:17:11.920 --> 01:17:13.920
Well, well, I've got a lot to say about this.
01:17:14.079 --> 01:17:15.359
I've got a lot to say about this.
01:17:15.520 --> 01:17:17.279
So let's pay it.
01:17:17.359 --> 01:17:27.279
I will pay you that it started uh Friday the 30th, the original started um a great big you know, a lot of movies that came after it.
01:17:27.600 --> 01:17:29.279
But fucking hell.
01:17:29.520 --> 01:17:35.680
You've got movie after movie, which comes with a whole heap of actors who you've never fucking heard of and never seen again.
01:17:37.279 --> 01:17:38.560
What does that have to all right?
01:17:38.720 --> 01:17:40.079
So hold on a minute.
01:17:40.319 --> 01:17:44.640
So you say that like it makes a difference that because uh of actors that were never seen again.
01:17:44.720 --> 01:17:45.680
What the fuck does that mean?
01:17:45.760 --> 01:17:50.479
Well, that then speaks to how shit the fucking movie is that never got a job again.
01:17:50.720 --> 01:17:51.600
What are you talking about?
01:17:51.680 --> 01:17:54.239
Heather Lackenkamp was in Nightmare on Elm Street.
01:17:54.319 --> 01:17:55.680
That was an amazing first movie.
01:17:55.760 --> 01:17:58.079
I should have been I should even have a talk about this.
01:17:58.159 --> 01:18:00.000
What other movies did she make in her life?
01:18:00.239 --> 01:18:04.000
Wasn't like Robert England had this like fucking amazing career after Nightmare on Elm Street.
01:18:04.079 --> 01:18:04.560
It's what he played.
01:18:04.640 --> 01:18:05.760
He was Freddie Krueger.
01:18:05.840 --> 01:18:07.520
He played fucking what's his name in V.
01:18:07.840 --> 01:18:08.960
What else did he do?
01:18:09.199 --> 01:18:10.640
10,000 maniacs?
01:18:11.359 --> 01:18:12.079
All right, go back.
01:18:12.960 --> 01:18:16.560
Okay, here are the here are the actors in Friday part two.
01:18:16.720 --> 01:18:17.359
Amy Steele.
01:18:18.159 --> 01:18:20.560
Fantastic, final girl, one of the best.
01:18:20.800 --> 01:18:21.600
Talk to me here.
01:18:21.680 --> 01:18:22.079
What else?
01:18:22.239 --> 01:18:22.399
Jesus.
01:18:22.720 --> 01:18:23.279
Come on, go.
01:18:24.000 --> 01:18:24.880
John Fury?
01:18:25.119 --> 01:18:26.239
What the fuck's he done?
01:18:26.319 --> 01:18:29.199
Well, Burston Baker, Martin Cobra.
01:18:29.279 --> 01:18:33.039
These aren't names that naturally roll off your tongue as fucking somebody you'd recognize.
01:18:35.600 --> 01:18:37.840
Besides, what's his name who played The Punisher?
01:18:37.920 --> 01:18:39.520
I'm blanking on his name in the mist.
01:18:39.600 --> 01:18:40.880
Who else was in that fucking movie?
01:18:40.960 --> 01:18:42.560
I know it was a Frank Duramont movie.
01:18:42.640 --> 01:18:44.560
I know Frank Duramont fucking directed it, right?
01:18:50.000 --> 01:18:50.479
Yes.
01:18:50.720 --> 01:18:52.000
So there's two fucking names.
01:18:52.479 --> 01:18:53.039
Right, whatever.
01:18:53.520 --> 01:18:54.399
There's two fucking names.
01:18:56.640 --> 01:18:57.840
She was dead by season two.
01:18:58.000 --> 01:18:59.840
That's how great they thought you were her acting was.
01:19:00.000 --> 01:19:00.720
Kill the bitch.
01:19:01.199 --> 01:19:01.520
Done.
01:19:01.680 --> 01:19:02.079
Out.
01:19:03.439 --> 01:19:05.760
This is like getting a fucking hand job off your sister.
01:19:05.840 --> 01:19:09.039
It's so fucking uncomfortable listening to you fucking flapping your gums.
01:19:09.199 --> 01:19:10.079
Jesus Christ.
01:19:10.319 --> 01:19:12.319
Let me get a word in edgeways, man.
01:19:12.560 --> 01:19:13.039
Go ahead.
01:19:16.159 --> 01:19:17.359
So you should be.
01:19:17.600 --> 01:19:21.119
So you got all these people who've not gone on to do anything.
01:19:21.199 --> 01:19:22.640
They've never won any awards.
01:19:22.800 --> 01:19:25.600
They've never um had a box office fucking hit.
01:19:25.760 --> 01:19:31.760
And all they've done, well, some of them all they've done is stayed in the Friday 13th franchise for the rest of their fucking acting careers.
01:19:31.920 --> 01:19:32.640
They're all dead.
01:19:32.720 --> 01:19:33.279
How can they be?
01:19:33.439 --> 01:19:35.760
Amy still survived, but she was never in another movie.
01:19:35.840 --> 01:19:37.119
What are you talking about?
01:19:37.439 --> 01:19:40.399
Alice Hardy, she was in the next one, and the one after.
01:19:40.640 --> 01:19:42.399
Yeah, but she survives the first.
01:19:42.479 --> 01:19:45.279
She gets killed the first five minutes in the second, and that's it.
01:19:45.359 --> 01:19:50.800
It wasn't until Tommy Jarvis in part four, five, and six was their freaking carryover of a character.
01:19:50.960 --> 01:19:56.720
I'll pie you that it it uh it helped launch a franchise, but that's fucking as far as it goes.
01:19:56.960 --> 01:20:01.359
All right, well, listen, I we can argue, but I'm gonna tell you right now, it deserves to be on anybody's horror list.
01:20:01.439 --> 01:20:01.760
That's it.
01:20:02.000 --> 01:20:04.000
Alright, Whitey, what do you got, babe?
01:20:05.279 --> 01:20:06.319
Not the man.
01:20:07.439 --> 01:20:08.000
You two.
01:20:08.560 --> 01:20:18.960
Uh all right, you know what else needs to be on anybody's horror list because if we don't mention it, it's you're gonna get a shit ton of emails.
01:20:19.359 --> 01:20:19.760
All right.
01:20:19.920 --> 01:20:24.479
And again, you gotta go original again because of course they made a remake of this thing too.
01:20:24.560 --> 01:20:26.079
But the hills have eyes.
01:20:28.800 --> 01:20:29.439
The original, yeah.
01:20:32.000 --> 01:20:32.319
I don't know.
01:20:33.119 --> 01:20:34.720
It's like it's uh it's like deliverance.
01:20:35.359 --> 01:20:37.840
Like, you know, in the fucking uh out in out in like Utah.
01:20:38.319 --> 01:20:41.279
But it was freaky because of you know, Michael Berryman, the actor.
01:20:41.439 --> 01:20:42.960
Again, that's one name I can drop, yeah.
01:20:48.079 --> 01:20:51.439
Dude, dude, he's well, he's got like a glandula problem.
01:20:51.680 --> 01:20:52.239
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:20:52.479 --> 01:20:54.000
He's got something where he doesn't sweat.
01:20:54.640 --> 01:20:55.039
Yeah.
01:20:55.680 --> 01:20:57.199
He looks like a fucking mutant.
01:20:59.680 --> 01:20:59.920
Right?
01:21:00.479 --> 01:21:01.680
He looks like a mutant, really.
01:21:02.159 --> 01:21:04.000
He's one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet, they say.
01:21:04.079 --> 01:21:05.760
He's like one of the nicest men you'll ever meet.
01:21:05.840 --> 01:21:06.319
Yeah, yeah.
01:21:06.560 --> 01:21:08.000
He's like a really nice man.
01:21:08.560 --> 01:21:12.239
If people don't understand, hold on, if people don't know who that is, he was also in Weird Science.
01:21:12.319 --> 01:21:18.880
Yeah, he plays one of the gang, the biker guys who's like, why don't we get together and you know do lunch at the end, remember?
01:21:20.319 --> 01:21:20.640
Great.
01:21:20.800 --> 01:21:21.680
Yeah, great.
01:21:22.159 --> 01:21:23.520
Good hell's the hell's on hard.
01:21:27.199 --> 01:21:35.199
Doesn't he say something like um you know, uh, you know, if we could just keep this between us, I don't want to just I hate to lose my losing job.
01:21:36.319 --> 01:21:38.239
It's great, it's fucking great.
01:21:38.479 --> 01:21:40.319
Can we keep this between us?
01:21:40.560 --> 01:21:42.640
I'd hate to lose my teaching job.
01:21:42.880 --> 01:21:44.479
Dude, he's the hills of arises.
01:21:44.720 --> 01:21:48.880
Listen, man, for someone who says they don't know horror movies, you're bringing up some good flicks, man.
01:21:49.279 --> 01:21:52.720
Again, these are just films that you just see, kind of like yeah.
01:21:52.800 --> 01:21:56.640
Like I said, I can honestly sit here and say, I've never bought a movie ticket to a horror movie.
01:21:56.880 --> 01:21:57.119
Right.
01:21:57.199 --> 01:22:05.920
Uh but I've certainly you you know with HBO, cable, blah, blah, blah, you know, and or being a military and on deployment, you see a shit ton of movies.
01:22:06.000 --> 01:22:08.720
It's just always move someone's always got a movie going, you know what I mean?
01:22:08.800 --> 01:22:15.199
So well, that's why like those movies like that are secluded like that, like where you're isolated and nowhere to go.
01:22:15.359 --> 01:22:17.439
Though that's why those movies are scary.
01:22:18.079 --> 01:22:24.000
Yeah, it's not necessarily the person coming after you, it's the fact of where you are, and not movies like that.
01:22:24.960 --> 01:22:25.359
Right.
01:22:25.520 --> 01:22:25.920
Yep.
01:22:26.159 --> 01:22:29.680
You know, so again, old classic though, right?
01:22:30.000 --> 01:22:31.520
Classic flick, and they did do a remake.
01:22:31.600 --> 01:22:32.960
The remake wasn't terrible.
01:22:33.199 --> 01:22:37.119
I mean, it wasn't terrible, it was decent, but it's not as good as the original.
01:22:39.119 --> 01:22:41.439
You have seen all these movies then, huh?
01:22:41.760 --> 01:22:43.600
I've seen a lot of horror movies, man.
01:22:43.760 --> 01:22:48.399
The only movies, the only DVDs and Blu-rays I have out on my shelf are horror movies.
01:22:48.479 --> 01:22:49.119
That's it.
01:22:49.359 --> 01:22:49.840
Wow.
01:22:50.079 --> 01:22:52.159
All my other fucking movies are boxed up.
01:22:52.239 --> 01:22:57.760
I don't have any physical media except my I don't buy any physical media except for horror.
01:22:58.000 --> 01:22:59.039
I love horror, man.
01:22:59.119 --> 01:22:59.760
It's great stuff.
01:22:59.840 --> 01:23:01.439
I'm gonna I'm we're gonna do honorable mentions.
01:23:01.680 --> 01:23:02.479
I'm gonna read it off.
01:23:02.560 --> 01:23:04.560
We don't need to talk about it, but I want to read them off.
01:23:04.720 --> 01:23:06.239
All right, so um Mr.
01:23:06.319 --> 01:23:08.079
Goldfinch, disappoint me again.
01:23:08.159 --> 01:23:08.880
What do you got?
01:23:09.039 --> 01:23:17.359
Uh I can't disappoint you because uh this next one, number two, is just stellar, and uh it's a bit of a genre crossover.
01:23:17.680 --> 01:23:20.000
1979 Alien.
01:23:20.319 --> 01:23:23.920
Well, we talked about it in Auseum in the last on Sci-Fi.
01:23:25.119 --> 01:23:27.359
It's gonna hit the list of horror movies.
01:23:27.840 --> 01:23:31.920
I didn't add it on there because it was so big on my sci-fi list, but I agree with you 100%.
01:23:32.479 --> 01:23:35.920
What a great fucking horror movie, hands down.
01:23:36.560 --> 01:23:38.319
Mic drop, walk away.
01:23:39.039 --> 01:23:42.960
No, it's not a mic drop because you fucking I I told you all about it.
01:23:43.039 --> 01:23:46.720
You didn't even know about it until you heard me talk about it last time we had the show.
01:23:47.520 --> 01:23:48.319
What are you talking about?
01:23:48.399 --> 01:23:50.319
I saw it before you saw it.
01:23:50.560 --> 01:23:52.720
You were still in fucking nippies when it came in.
01:23:52.960 --> 01:23:53.840
Are you out of your mind, man?
01:23:53.920 --> 01:23:57.520
I've seen some crazy my my father should have been put in jail.
01:23:57.680 --> 01:23:59.680
The shit that I watched when I was a kid.
01:24:00.079 --> 01:24:03.199
I was watching like Animal House when it was released on HBO.
01:24:03.760 --> 01:24:05.119
I'm fucking like seven years old.
01:24:05.199 --> 01:24:07.199
I'm watching, you know, fucking uh Mrs.
01:24:07.359 --> 01:24:16.319
Worm getting fucking banged on some couch and watching some girl get put uh toilet paper on a bra and getting almost raped.
01:24:16.640 --> 01:24:18.079
What are you talking about?
01:24:18.479 --> 01:24:19.520
Seeing it all.
01:24:19.760 --> 01:24:22.720
Now I did see alien as a young kid though, and it freaked the shit out of me.
01:24:22.800 --> 01:24:27.039
I told you when when the alien comes out of dog heart's chest, I mean that fuck me up, man.
01:24:27.279 --> 01:24:33.600
And all the jump scenes where where he's in where he's in the ducks looking for it, and there's like it's behind you, it's behind you.
01:24:34.239 --> 01:24:36.000
He turns around and boom.
01:24:36.239 --> 01:24:38.000
That movie's fucking crazy, man.
01:24:38.960 --> 01:24:39.439
It's crazy.
01:24:39.520 --> 01:24:39.920
It's crazy.
01:24:40.079 --> 01:24:41.199
Well, you think that movie's crazy?
01:24:41.359 --> 01:24:42.880
Wait till you hear my number one when we get to it.
01:24:42.960 --> 01:24:44.960
That'll probably won't be.
01:24:45.119 --> 01:24:47.359
That'll get that'll get your horror juices flowing.
01:24:47.600 --> 01:24:49.279
Oh, is this are we on two already?
01:24:49.439 --> 01:24:50.479
Is that did we go back fast?
01:24:50.800 --> 01:24:55.600
Well, I had to go on the two because the Exorcist was my number three, and we stole three right now.
01:24:55.920 --> 01:24:56.800
Stole that from me.
01:24:56.960 --> 01:24:59.680
No, this yeah, this should be your number two now, I think.
01:24:59.920 --> 01:25:00.239
Whatever.
01:25:00.560 --> 01:25:01.039
We gotta watch.
01:25:01.199 --> 01:25:01.680
You're number three.
01:25:02.319 --> 01:25:03.119
We're just talking here.
01:25:03.279 --> 01:25:07.600
All right, so I'm gonna do my top two, and I gotta keep my number one and number one.
01:25:07.680 --> 01:25:10.319
It stays there because it's my favorite movie of all time, so it's gotta stay there.
01:25:10.560 --> 01:25:11.600
Hang on, I haven't done my number one.
01:25:11.680 --> 01:25:13.039
Do you want me to save that for later?
01:25:13.840 --> 01:25:15.920
Or do you want to put anticipation?
01:25:16.239 --> 01:25:17.920
I'm doing my number two right now.
01:25:18.239 --> 01:25:19.279
Okay, okay.
01:25:19.520 --> 01:25:20.800
You're so fucking hostile.
01:25:20.880 --> 01:25:22.880
It cruelty comes so easy to your kind, doesn't it?
01:25:23.119 --> 01:25:26.079
Why do you why do you get why are you getting so cranky for it?
01:25:26.479 --> 01:25:28.319
I'm not getting cranky fucking.
01:25:29.119 --> 01:25:33.760
Like, I just mentioned that I want to do number number two, and you thought I would just piss in your Cheerios, man.
01:25:33.920 --> 01:25:37.119
You're about to launch into number two and one at the same time.
01:25:37.199 --> 01:25:38.000
I'm going, hold on.
01:25:38.479 --> 01:25:43.199
Oh, I'm going number two, and then why did you fucking you're pre-ejaculating your fucking movies?
01:25:43.279 --> 01:25:43.840
Come on, dude.
01:25:44.000 --> 01:25:44.720
I go last.
01:25:45.039 --> 01:25:46.880
You guys gotta movie safe for the end.
01:25:47.199 --> 01:25:49.520
Start an international incident between the two of you.
01:25:49.760 --> 01:25:50.560
All right, here we go.
01:25:50.720 --> 01:25:59.920
So, my next movie that I gotta talk about, and you gotta talk about it because it is genre defining, and it's also um a great horror comedy.
01:26:00.000 --> 01:26:02.159
Um, definitely comedy and horror.
01:26:02.399 --> 01:26:07.199
Um Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell, 1987.
01:26:07.600 --> 01:26:17.439
It is a it is a sequel, but it really is a rebooted original because it it kind of disregarded the original movie, which was also amazing.
01:26:17.600 --> 01:26:21.119
But we're gonna focus on the second one, which is Evil Dead 2.
01:26:22.399 --> 01:26:25.279
Silence, I got silence I've I've never seen it.
01:26:25.359 --> 01:26:28.239
So Evil Dead Dave.
01:26:28.560 --> 01:26:30.479
Don't eat look at what I'm typing.
01:26:30.640 --> 01:26:32.319
Don't even say anything.
01:26:36.800 --> 01:26:38.239
This is the movie, you know.
01:26:38.319 --> 01:26:46.399
Yes, Evil Dead, the original, but Bruce Campbell, Evil Dead 2 made Bruce Campbell, it made Sam Raimi.
01:26:46.800 --> 01:26:50.399
These did Evil Dead 2 is an iconic movie.
01:26:50.560 --> 01:26:54.720
Now, the original Evil Dead in its own right is outstanding, right?
01:26:54.960 --> 01:26:58.479
But there were some rights issues, they couldn't get the rights back to the movie.
01:26:58.640 --> 01:27:00.560
So what they said was, you know what, fuck it.
01:27:00.640 --> 01:27:06.319
We're just gonna redo the movie, the original in the first few minutes, and then we're just gonna go with this new story, which they did.
01:27:06.399 --> 01:27:07.920
And it was fucking amazing.
01:27:08.159 --> 01:27:12.399
Evil Dead 2 is the best, one of the best movies from beginning to end.
01:27:12.560 --> 01:27:15.279
Yes, they did Army of Darkness was the third one.
01:27:15.439 --> 01:27:22.560
It was supposed to be called Evil Dead 3, but the studios didn't want that because they wanted to sell more ticket sales, so they called it Army of Darkness.
01:27:22.720 --> 01:27:25.119
But Evil Dead 2 is phenomenal.
01:27:25.359 --> 01:27:35.840
Again, isolation, um, the whole Necronomicon and the Book of the Dead, and um, you know, you know, Dead by Dawn, Dead by Dawn.
01:27:35.920 --> 01:27:38.239
I'll eat you so dude, the best.
01:27:55.920 --> 01:27:57.119
Bruce Campbell's amazing.
01:27:57.199 --> 01:27:59.439
He wouldn't be Bruce Campbell, and he's actually sick right now.
01:28:00.079 --> 01:28:02.560
My prayers are with him because he's one of my favorite actors of all time.
01:28:02.640 --> 01:28:03.439
I love Bruce Campbell.
01:28:03.600 --> 01:28:07.359
Maybe I'll stay up late tonight and scare the shit out of myself watching all these movies.
01:28:07.680 --> 01:28:11.039
Well, you won't you won't get scared of watching Evil Dead because it is scary, but it's fun.
01:28:11.279 --> 01:28:12.159
Evil Dead 2.
01:28:12.239 --> 01:28:14.880
You walk you talked about a guy that has to act by himself.
01:28:15.039 --> 01:28:16.880
Fucking Bruce Campbell did half that movie.
01:28:16.960 --> 01:28:19.439
There was no one in the fucking cabin with him except himself.
01:28:19.600 --> 01:28:21.119
Um, so what a great movie.
01:28:21.279 --> 01:28:23.359
Evil Dead 2 is my number two.
01:28:23.840 --> 01:28:26.479
Dave, I can't no, I kind of argue with it.
01:28:26.560 --> 01:28:28.560
I think it's um it's uh good choice.
01:28:28.800 --> 01:28:29.039
Perfect.
01:28:29.359 --> 01:28:29.920
Good choice.
01:28:30.159 --> 01:28:30.399
Yeah.
01:28:30.640 --> 01:28:31.920
All right, so no fighting.
01:28:32.000 --> 01:28:38.399
All right, so Whitey, so we're gonna do our number ones, and then I want to talk about we don't have to get too in-depth in our honorable mentions.
01:28:38.479 --> 01:28:41.119
I just want to list what I had and see what you guys think.
01:28:41.199 --> 01:28:43.439
But Whitey, what is number one for you?
01:28:43.680 --> 01:28:49.359
All right, so well, my number one was the shining, and that got taken earlier on in the show.
01:28:49.520 --> 01:28:52.560
Uh so uh what do I want to say about it?
01:28:52.720 --> 01:28:56.239
I just I just love Oh, you don't want to pick another movie and just don't talk about it on the movie?
01:28:56.560 --> 01:29:01.680
I don't pick it on the movie, but uh as far as why is the shining, my number one is uh you know, great story.
01:29:01.920 --> 01:29:05.840
Yeah again, you want to talk about the isolation that that's certainly there.
01:29:06.319 --> 01:29:08.479
And then just Jack Nicholson's fantastic in it.
01:29:08.720 --> 01:29:10.560
Now, do I find it quote scary?
01:29:10.640 --> 01:29:11.520
I don't find it scary.
01:29:11.600 --> 01:29:13.760
There's creepy parts of it and stuff like that.
01:29:14.079 --> 01:29:15.279
But it doesn't scare me.
01:29:15.359 --> 01:29:16.239
Like, you know what I mean?
01:29:16.399 --> 01:29:21.279
Um but you know, I mean, it it it's fantastic, you know, it's just great writing and everything.
01:29:21.359 --> 01:29:24.960
And and again, you know, white man's burden.
01:29:27.920 --> 01:29:35.119
Um so okay, so in place of that, let's see, from my from my you know, my runner-up list, and I kind of mentioned this one earlier.
01:29:35.279 --> 01:29:38.000
Uh I think uh another Stephen King, Christine.
01:29:38.159 --> 01:29:44.800
Uh you know, how do you how do you make an animal object um you know um scary?
01:29:44.960 --> 01:29:45.760
Well, there you go.
01:29:45.840 --> 01:29:48.720
He he he managed to do that, I guess, with Christine, right?
01:29:48.800 --> 01:29:49.920
With the with the automobile.
01:29:50.079 --> 01:29:50.399
What was that?
01:29:50.560 --> 01:29:51.439
A Ford Fairlane?
01:29:51.520 --> 01:29:52.479
What kind of car was that?
01:29:52.640 --> 01:29:56.159
Uh I think it was a Ford Fairlane, something like that.
01:29:56.319 --> 01:29:56.800
Yes, it was.
01:29:56.960 --> 01:30:03.039
Anyway, you know, it's another, you know, that's another John Carpenter movie, and um it's a great fucking fleck, man.
01:30:03.119 --> 01:30:10.800
Um, it's actually something that I want I don't I didn't talk about it, but it's definitely, you know, you know what's his name was in there that that that James Stockwell is in it.
01:30:10.960 --> 01:30:14.079
No, John Stockwell from Top Gun is in it.
01:30:14.159 --> 01:30:14.800
He's cougar.
01:30:15.119 --> 01:30:17.520
That fucking he plays oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:30:17.920 --> 01:30:22.560
Yeah, he plays uh the cool friend of his of the nerdy Alexandria Paul.
01:30:22.640 --> 01:30:26.399
What's the interesting thing about that is she has a twin sister, identical.
01:30:26.640 --> 01:30:34.479
And she was on the set one day and they played a trick on John Carpenter, and the sister came in and was trying to do the part and was like really bad.
01:30:35.520 --> 01:30:36.319
Yeah, it was great.
01:30:36.479 --> 01:30:38.159
If you read the story about that, it's great.
01:30:38.239 --> 01:30:40.479
Yeah, Harry Dean Stanton is in that man.
01:30:40.560 --> 01:30:41.039
Come on now.
01:30:41.119 --> 01:30:41.520
What are we talking about?
01:30:41.680 --> 01:30:54.079
You know, Harry Dean is he's one of my favorite actors from back in the day, and uh you know, Repo Man's one of my all-time favorite um uh you know again, like Dave asked me earlier about well, what what what are my favorite kind of movies?
01:30:54.239 --> 01:30:55.279
Shit like Repo Man.
01:30:55.439 --> 01:31:00.319
Shit like my movie taste kind of reflects my musical taste.
01:31:00.399 --> 01:31:05.840
I'm a I've always been a punk rock alternative music sort of dude, like nothing mainstream.
01:31:06.079 --> 01:31:16.800
And so uh and uh you know, so movies like that, Repo Man, Harry Dean Stanton uh was definitely uh a character, uh an actor of mine that was a favorite of mine during during the 80s.
01:31:17.920 --> 01:31:21.039
Oh fucking, I would never have picked you two as punk rockers.
01:31:21.199 --> 01:31:29.199
Seriously, really how the hell did you get through fucking recruit school with um New York Diles fan this guy?
01:31:30.159 --> 01:31:33.520
Fucking so Johnny Rotten and all that, really?
01:31:33.680 --> 01:31:34.159
Yeah.
01:31:34.399 --> 01:31:38.560
I mean, I didn't run around with a fucking mohawk and nothing, you know, that kind of shit, man.
01:31:38.640 --> 01:31:42.720
But you didn't simply glue your hair up into a mohawk, yeah.
01:31:42.880 --> 01:31:44.880
Or have safety pins in your clothes.
01:31:45.520 --> 01:31:48.399
No, nothing no, I didn't wear the uniform, quote unquote.
01:31:48.479 --> 01:31:53.359
You know, you can't tell me if you hadn't walked in the back streets of Boston dress lot that you wouldn't have got beat up.
01:31:53.439 --> 01:31:54.159
Come on.
01:31:54.560 --> 01:31:56.399
You wouldn't, you you probably would have.
01:31:56.560 --> 01:32:07.920
That's why, like if if you wanted to look at like the Boston punk scene, was a lot of um oh shit, what they call scallycat punks, uh, you know, just regular neighborhood kids type of type of shit.
01:32:08.079 --> 01:32:10.159
Uh you get sidetracked here, man.
01:32:10.399 --> 01:32:10.960
I know, I know.
01:32:11.039 --> 01:32:12.399
We're we're going down a whole other road.
01:32:12.640 --> 01:32:14.560
You know, we're talking about music.
01:32:14.720 --> 01:32:15.439
Yeah, what do you go?
01:32:15.600 --> 01:32:17.920
So Keith Gordon is amazing in that movie, man.
01:32:18.000 --> 01:32:34.399
The way he goes with Arnie being like the geeky kid to being this like this total changes his personality, the part where Harry Dean Stanton, after the car gets destroyed, and like they make the phone call, and like the next day the car's perfect, and fucking Harry Dean Santon is investigating.
01:32:34.560 --> 01:32:35.840
He's like, How'd you do it, man?
01:32:35.920 --> 01:32:39.199
The paint is spot on, and Harry Dean Stanton knows something's wrong.
01:32:40.239 --> 01:32:41.840
The kid was cut in half, Arnold.
01:32:44.640 --> 01:32:47.039
Well, isn't that what you're supposed to do with shit?
01:32:47.279 --> 01:32:49.439
Scrape it up with a little shovel.
01:32:50.880 --> 01:32:52.800
Don't get smart with me, son.
01:32:54.399 --> 01:32:56.720
And since when is it against the law?
01:32:56.960 --> 01:33:00.000
Fix up your own car when somebody else busts it up, huh?
01:33:00.399 --> 01:33:01.520
Since never.
01:33:02.880 --> 01:33:04.640
Then you get off my back.
01:33:06.319 --> 01:33:07.840
Christine's a great flick, man.
01:33:07.920 --> 01:33:08.319
Yeah, it's good.
01:33:08.560 --> 01:33:09.039
Really good.
01:33:09.199 --> 01:33:12.640
Better at better Stephen King adaptation than The Mist, that's for sure.
01:33:15.119 --> 01:33:16.640
Dude, you get it nasty for.
01:33:16.960 --> 01:33:19.680
Um, okay, let's hear it, Podfather.
01:33:19.840 --> 01:33:22.000
What is the number one movie for you?
01:33:22.079 --> 01:33:26.319
Let's see how this how underwhelmed I'm gonna be.
01:33:26.560 --> 01:33:27.760
The 2018 movie.
01:33:27.840 --> 01:33:33.840
And if this movie does not scare the shit out of you as an adult, you ain't gonna fucking heartbeat, I'm telling you.
01:33:34.239 --> 01:33:40.000
Because this movie is creepy as fuck, and it stays with you for fucking weeks afterwards.
01:33:40.239 --> 01:33:41.039
What is it?
01:33:41.279 --> 01:33:43.520
2018 Hereditary.
01:33:43.760 --> 01:33:46.960
Oh, hereditary, wow, yes, yes.
01:33:47.199 --> 01:33:50.720
Wow, the pick hereditary is your number one horror movie, man.
01:33:51.039 --> 01:33:52.640
Man, that scared the hell out of me.
01:33:52.880 --> 01:33:54.640
Tony Colette, Tony Collette.
01:33:54.720 --> 01:33:56.159
Yeah, she's great in that.
01:33:56.239 --> 01:34:00.239
Um, the fucking girl's fucking right, she's gonna head out the window and fucking get it.
01:34:00.399 --> 01:34:02.560
His pick gets taken off by the bloody lamp post.
01:34:04.239 --> 01:34:06.079
You're not expecting that to happen.
01:34:06.319 --> 01:34:15.760
Well, not that, but only you know, when Tony Colette comes into the house uh later on the movie, and the the fucking dude's up in the corner of the uh up near the ceiling, you can just see it as a shadow.
01:34:15.920 --> 01:34:18.079
You go, fuck you screen at the TV.
01:34:18.159 --> 01:34:19.199
Look, turn around.
01:34:19.359 --> 01:34:19.920
Yeah, yeah.
01:34:20.640 --> 01:34:23.439
If no one's seen Hereditary, it's really fucking weird movies.
01:34:25.039 --> 01:34:26.079
I want to talk about a movie.
01:34:26.239 --> 01:34:29.199
That's why I want to talk about a few things after we're done, because we do have some time.
01:34:29.279 --> 01:34:34.319
It's we still we've we're going on just about two hours, but Hereditary is actually pretty good.
01:34:34.479 --> 01:34:37.199
I'll give you that, but that's modern.
01:34:37.600 --> 01:34:42.079
Um, and I will call that that's kind of I guess it's demonic horror, too, right?
01:34:42.159 --> 01:34:43.600
I would think what you call it.
01:34:43.680 --> 01:34:55.039
It's sort of it's there was another movie about these um two uh backpackers or something, and they're at a Scandinavian backcountry somewhere, and they come from London.
01:34:55.680 --> 01:34:56.560
No, yeah.
01:34:56.800 --> 01:35:06.720
Fucking where they come, they come across this group of people and they're doing these people are having like a uh festival and and uh then oh um midsummer, midsummer.
01:35:06.880 --> 01:35:07.760
Yeah, midsummer.
01:35:07.840 --> 01:35:10.079
It's kind of got that fucking vibe to it, you know?
01:35:10.399 --> 01:35:12.000
Yeah, midsummer's another one like that.
01:35:12.079 --> 01:35:12.560
That was like that.
01:35:12.960 --> 01:35:17.039
Um uh the Wicker Man, that's got another sort of similar sort of vibe to it.
01:35:17.359 --> 01:35:21.359
Sort of, yeah, but Midsummer's another one that's got kind of like got like it's kind of odd.
01:35:21.439 --> 01:35:28.079
Um just took it to a different level, it just took it right, it did, it really popped up the fucking scare factor.
01:35:28.720 --> 01:35:34.399
It does, but I mean I I'm not it's not about scariness, it's just about like how good it is as a movie.
01:35:34.479 --> 01:35:44.399
And my movie is genre defining, it is one of the best movies ever fucking made, in my opinion.
01:35:44.640 --> 01:35:53.439
It has not been equaled or matched by any other horror movie, it is got comedy elements to it, which would reason why it went so well.
01:35:53.680 --> 01:35:56.000
It's iconic, it's a cult movie today.
01:35:56.079 --> 01:35:56.720
I'm part of three.
01:36:04.960 --> 01:36:09.359
Came out in 1985, and it's Return of the Living Dead.
01:36:09.520 --> 01:36:20.239
And the reason why Return of the Living Dead is on my list is because it is so 1980s, the soundtrack.
01:36:33.039 --> 01:36:39.840
The zombies, the whole thing where eating brains for zombies came from Return of the Living Dead.
01:36:48.239 --> 01:37:00.560
An interesting thing, trivia-wise, for Return of the Living Dead, Daniel Bangin, who actually is the director, there was a time where Jorge Romero didn't have the rights to the living dead, right?
01:37:00.720 --> 01:37:01.920
Night of the Living Dead.
01:37:02.159 --> 01:37:07.279
And the book, Return of the Living Dead, is actually a sequel to Night of the Living Dead.
01:37:07.600 --> 01:37:16.640
But they took this book and they changed it into Return of the Living Dead, and then George Romero went and did Dawn of the Dead, and then Day of the Dead.
01:37:16.800 --> 01:37:25.359
So he can use Dead, the and Night of the He can use the word like the Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, and all that other shit.
01:37:25.520 --> 01:37:30.319
Return of the Living Dead was their own franchise, and it's such a great movie.
01:37:30.479 --> 01:37:34.640
The whole punk rock scene, Whitey, we were just talking about it.
01:37:34.880 --> 01:37:40.319
James Caron is a fucking and Tom Matthews is fucking amazing in that fucking movie.
01:37:40.640 --> 01:37:44.720
Did you see that movie, Night of the Living Dead?
01:37:45.039 --> 01:37:45.760
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:37:45.840 --> 01:37:48.239
That's the one where the corpses start eating the people, right?
01:37:48.399 --> 01:37:48.800
Sure.
01:37:49.359 --> 01:37:50.239
What about it?
01:37:50.479 --> 01:37:53.760
Did you know that movie was based on a true case?
01:37:54.560 --> 01:37:56.159
Come on, you're shitting me, right?
01:37:56.560 --> 01:37:58.880
I ain't never been more serious in my life.
01:37:59.199 --> 01:38:00.239
It is amazing.
01:38:00.399 --> 01:38:03.680
That whole movie, if you've never seen Return of Living Dead, you gotta watch it.
01:38:03.760 --> 01:38:07.439
I have like five versions of the movie on DVD and Blu-rays.
01:38:07.680 --> 01:38:09.600
It's my favorite movie of all time.
01:38:09.680 --> 01:38:13.359
I will watch it over and over and over again.
01:38:13.520 --> 01:38:15.760
And uh I can't say anything more about it.
01:38:15.840 --> 01:38:16.399
It's the best.
01:38:16.640 --> 01:38:20.880
I've been making a list of you guys have gone on to of movies I need to sit and watch.
01:38:21.039 --> 01:38:23.359
And I hope the listeners out there are doing the same.
01:38:23.600 --> 01:38:23.920
Right.
01:38:24.000 --> 01:38:27.039
So, Dave, what do you have to say, bad, about my return of the living dead?
01:38:27.119 --> 01:38:28.560
It's my top top movie.
01:38:28.880 --> 01:38:30.159
You fucking squeeze it.
01:38:32.319 --> 01:38:33.119
No, no, no, no.
01:38:33.199 --> 01:38:34.319
You'll never convince me.
01:38:34.399 --> 01:38:38.159
You don't you don't know what you're talking about because you've probably never seen it then.
01:38:38.960 --> 01:38:43.279
There is no better zombie type movie than Return of the Living Dead.
01:38:43.520 --> 01:38:47.039
No, is that the one where there's like they're at prom and stuff like that?
01:38:47.359 --> 01:39:00.960
No, why do I feel like I've seen Return of the Living Dead is when the Freddie and Frank are in the like the United Medical Supply Room and there's a canister and they hit it and the scars comes out and goes into the cemetery.
01:39:01.039 --> 01:39:03.199
The punk rock kids are hanging out in the cemetery.
01:39:03.760 --> 01:39:07.359
When they equip Louis dance on the fucking cemetery.
01:39:07.600 --> 01:39:08.159
All right.
01:39:08.319 --> 01:39:18.399
Well, well, well, all I can say is the only redeeming factor that this movie has is that it's it's it's set at in Louisville, Kentucky, and that's where Kentucky Dave comes from.
01:39:18.479 --> 01:39:25.119
And that's listen, you got hereditary, which is sort of like very niche now because it's like a newer movie.
01:39:25.279 --> 01:39:26.319
We're talking about niche.
01:39:26.479 --> 01:39:27.680
How can it be niche, dude?
01:39:28.640 --> 01:39:32.560
It's just gonna be studied at fucking film stores for the next century.
01:39:33.039 --> 01:39:41.920
Return of the living dead is a classic, classic, classic brains eating brains, all comes from that movie.
01:39:42.079 --> 01:39:46.640
The treoxin, the gas that makes the zombies, it's a fucking classic.
01:39:46.720 --> 01:39:47.920
You don't know what you're talking about.
01:39:48.079 --> 01:39:50.079
Listen, listen here, you fucking scroat.
01:39:50.319 --> 01:39:54.159
This is fucking a direct quote from Wikipedia.
01:39:54.399 --> 01:39:58.000
The film described as Mordens Punk comedy.
01:39:59.119 --> 01:40:01.520
It's the it's a horror movie, though, man.
01:40:02.159 --> 01:40:05.039
People are dying, people's heads are getting eaten.
01:40:05.279 --> 01:40:07.520
You're all gonna get so much fucking hate mail over this.
01:40:07.600 --> 01:40:10.159
I I no way, anybody I can't wait.
01:40:10.399 --> 01:40:11.279
Okay, so here we go.
01:40:11.359 --> 01:40:12.880
I just want to say this while we're here.
01:40:13.119 --> 01:40:19.119
Other movies that I didn't talk about that I wanted to talk about, found footage movies like the Blair Woods Project.
01:40:19.279 --> 01:40:22.640
If you watch it the first time, it was really scary and really cool.
01:40:22.880 --> 01:40:29.920
Yes, the fact that they try to play it off as being real, as a babsai below, that was a similar sort of um vein, similar genre.
01:40:30.079 --> 01:40:30.319
Right.
01:40:30.399 --> 01:40:39.199
And if anybody's seen the movie Cannibal Holocaust from 1980, it kind of did something similar, caused a lot of controversy in Italy because people thought it was a snuff film.
01:40:39.279 --> 01:40:41.359
Um and they kind of hid the actors for like a year.
01:40:41.439 --> 01:40:43.840
They had a do-not-go-around thing in their contract.
01:40:44.079 --> 01:40:48.960
The the director, Rogero Diodado, actually went on trial for murder.
01:40:49.119 --> 01:40:55.920
They tried to try him for murder of killing the people in this movie, and he had to get the actors to come out and break the contract to show that they weren't dead.
01:40:56.159 --> 01:40:57.840
Other movies that I didn't talk about.
01:40:58.000 --> 01:41:01.439
Obviously, the it in 2017 It, which is amazing as well.
01:41:01.680 --> 01:41:07.680
Hellraiser had on there, um, Bubba Hotep um with Bruce Campbell, which is phenomenal.
01:41:07.840 --> 01:41:12.000
One of the best movies, horror comedies ever, most underrated movies of all time.
01:41:12.239 --> 01:41:13.439
Tucker and Dale vs.
01:41:13.600 --> 01:41:13.920
Evil.
01:41:14.319 --> 01:41:18.079
Alan Tudick, your favorite buddy from Firefly is in it.
01:41:18.159 --> 01:41:19.439
Um, you should watch it.
01:41:19.680 --> 01:41:21.520
Remakes, the blob.
01:41:21.920 --> 01:41:28.560
The remake of the blob with Kevin Dillon 1988 is probably one of the best remakes ever made, horror or otherwise.
01:41:28.800 --> 01:41:29.600
I'll pie that.
01:41:29.760 --> 01:41:30.800
Yep, I'll pie that.
01:41:31.039 --> 01:41:33.600
If you've never seen the blob 1988, you gotta watch it.
01:41:33.680 --> 01:41:34.319
It's amazing.
01:41:34.479 --> 01:41:39.039
Other great remake that's better than the original, and this is sacrilegious, but I'm gonna say it.
01:41:39.279 --> 01:41:45.039
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003, fucking amazing movie with Jessica Beale, Arlie Ermi's in it.
01:41:45.119 --> 01:41:48.159
He's Dave is doing his jerk off motion, phenomenal.
01:41:48.479 --> 01:41:53.439
Anthology movies, horror, creep show, 1982, phenomenal.
01:41:53.760 --> 01:41:54.479
Trick and treat.
01:41:54.960 --> 01:41:55.359
It was good.
01:41:55.520 --> 01:41:58.319
Another one, which came out in 07, excellent.
01:41:58.479 --> 01:42:00.319
We talked about Sean of the Dead.
01:42:00.479 --> 01:42:08.319
We didn't, but we kind of breathed over it, which is also another great horror, horror, comedy, zombie movie, as well as Pet Cemetery, which was really fucking scary.
01:42:08.479 --> 01:42:11.199
Gage, when he comes out, he's alive and he's fucking walking around.
01:42:11.279 --> 01:42:16.000
He cuts Fred Gwyn's fucking leg, his fucking Achilles tendon underneath the fucking uh bed.
01:42:16.239 --> 01:42:18.399
Ah, I can feel that whenever I see that.
01:42:19.199 --> 01:42:19.520
Yeah.
01:42:19.680 --> 01:42:20.560
Ah man.
01:42:20.800 --> 01:42:22.319
Also, Night of the Living Dead.
01:42:22.399 --> 01:42:23.199
We didn't talk about that.
01:42:23.279 --> 01:42:35.600
And which so the big thing about that is Dwayne because Dwayne Jones is in it, and it was like the first leading African-American man that was like a leading actor at that time, which is very like in a horror movie, especially, which wasn't really ever seen.
01:42:35.760 --> 01:42:43.680
The original Night of the Living Dead started at all, but I actually like the remake in 1990 that Tom Zavini did better with Tony Todd in the lead role, which was really good.
01:42:43.840 --> 01:42:45.439
All right, I'm gonna stop talking.
01:42:46.239 --> 01:42:47.840
Those are my honorable mentions.
01:42:48.960 --> 01:42:50.960
No, can I have my honorable mentions now?
01:42:51.359 --> 01:42:51.680
Yeah, go.
01:42:53.039 --> 01:42:54.239
Have you done yours yet?
01:42:54.399 --> 01:42:55.199
Uh no, I haven't.
01:42:56.239 --> 01:42:57.039
You go ahead, buddy.
01:42:58.159 --> 01:42:58.640
All right.
01:42:58.880 --> 01:43:00.560
Mine, uh, children of the con.
01:43:01.279 --> 01:43:03.600
Oh, I know what I fucking forgot to put that on my list.
01:43:03.680 --> 01:43:04.800
That's 80 horror.
01:43:04.960 --> 01:43:06.479
Yeah, he wants to movie.
01:43:06.880 --> 01:43:08.640
He wants you to, Malachi.
01:43:09.359 --> 01:43:12.399
He wants you to, Malachi.
01:43:13.039 --> 01:43:16.560
That that's one that you you know you can look at and go, wow, that shit could happen.
01:43:16.640 --> 01:43:19.119
Those those those people those people are out there, man.
01:43:19.199 --> 01:43:20.479
You know, those people are out there.
01:43:20.720 --> 01:43:23.199
The music is freaky in that movie, man.
01:43:31.039 --> 01:43:34.399
Again, from all right, so uh I had our I'm with you there.
01:43:34.479 --> 01:43:36.319
I had Blair Witch Project as well.
01:43:36.479 --> 01:43:41.279
That one reminded me of my uh again, my cousin who uh like likes movies.
01:43:41.359 --> 01:43:54.000
We used to kind of make like um we didn't have camera, but I remember as kids we he always had a recorder and we always would make like horror quote unquote movie or horror fucking like recordings.
01:43:54.319 --> 01:44:08.000
Like you know, he lived out in the suburbs, so we'd go out in the woods and be like, come on, let's like pretend like uh like these ghosts are chasing us, yada yada, and we'll we'll we'll so when Blair Witch come out, I was like, Wow, this is like they took your idea, man.
01:44:08.319 --> 01:44:09.199
Uh anyway.
01:44:10.159 --> 01:44:14.079
Uh here's one that's um okay, is this horror or is it just a thriller?
01:44:14.399 --> 01:44:21.039
Um we talked about Rutka Hower in uh in our last sci-fi thing with um Blade Runner, but uh Rutka Howell flick called The Hitcher.
01:44:21.359 --> 01:44:21.920
Ever see that one?
01:44:22.239 --> 01:44:23.520
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:44:23.840 --> 01:44:23.920
C.
01:44:24.159 --> 01:44:24.800
Thomas Howell?
01:44:25.199 --> 01:44:25.439
Yeah, yeah.
01:44:25.760 --> 01:44:26.880
So you never seen The Hitcher?
01:44:27.279 --> 01:44:27.840
That was a good one.
01:44:28.880 --> 01:44:28.960
C.
01:44:29.119 --> 01:44:30.239
Thomas Howell's in it, yeah.
01:44:30.319 --> 01:44:31.199
That's a great flick.
01:44:31.520 --> 01:44:36.479
He's like stock and see Thomas Howell for uh I forget the reason why, or how they cross paths or whatever.
01:44:36.640 --> 01:44:36.800
Right.
01:44:37.199 --> 01:44:38.319
At any rate, like the whole movie's.
01:44:38.560 --> 01:44:38.960
Good movie.
01:44:39.039 --> 01:44:39.520
You're right about that.
01:44:39.680 --> 01:44:40.880
Hitcher's really good too.
01:44:41.039 --> 01:44:41.439
Yeah.
01:44:42.079 --> 01:44:49.359
Another uh inanimate object previous to Christine was um Um i again, I'm just sitting here.
01:44:49.439 --> 01:44:52.239
I don't have it written down, but the the thought uh what was the one with the truck?
01:44:52.479 --> 01:44:53.840
Oh, Maximum Drive?
01:44:54.000 --> 01:44:54.399
The duel.
01:44:54.479 --> 01:44:55.840
The the movie's called Duel.
01:44:56.079 --> 01:44:57.199
Oh, Duel, okay.
01:44:57.520 --> 01:45:05.279
It takes place out west in the desert, and the whole thing is that their rusty oil truck chasing the guy around, Dennis Weaver.
01:45:05.439 --> 01:45:11.840
Yeah, again, you never know who the hell is driving the truck, it doesn't matter because the truck is the is the uh the antagonist.
01:45:12.720 --> 01:45:13.760
That's early 70s, right?
01:45:14.720 --> 01:45:15.199
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:45:17.039 --> 01:45:20.319
Uh uh Psycho, of course, right?
01:45:20.720 --> 01:45:23.840
I had Psycho Twenty Black and White, sorry.
01:45:24.159 --> 01:45:26.960
Um and then uh, you know, I had it as well.
01:45:27.039 --> 01:45:28.640
Uh like you already dropped that.
01:45:28.800 --> 01:45:44.800
But you know, uh w with talking about the the Dawn of the Dead movies and stuff like that, and like a lot of these eighties a lot of these eighties um horror classics, quote unquote as as you call 'em, you know, they all kind of they're all teenage American teenagers, right?
01:45:45.520 --> 01:45:47.600
Is kind of like what they focus around.
01:45:48.079 --> 01:45:54.000
And I just wonder, like, you know, how does that translate down to uh you know, Australia, for example.
01:45:54.159 --> 01:45:56.880
Like, I mean, you know, does you know what I'm saying, man?
01:45:56.960 --> 01:46:02.960
Like, does there's the does the pop culture does it does it translate into uh into the way things are down there?
01:46:03.119 --> 01:46:09.039
Because I mean I again I I may me misremembering this well well let's take Carrie, for example.
01:46:09.119 --> 01:46:10.720
That's an old classic that wasn't mentioned.
01:46:10.880 --> 01:46:12.880
Yeah, you know, that whole scene at the end.
01:46:13.520 --> 01:46:16.239
That whole scene at the end where the prom and everything like that.
01:46:16.399 --> 01:46:19.520
So is that something that Aussie kids kids do even?
01:46:19.680 --> 01:46:21.520
Like, you know, does that you know?
01:46:21.600 --> 01:46:34.479
So uh you know, I I just just you know, sitting here with Dave and stuff, you know, talking and you know, I'm like, does that shit even translate to um you know like a European culture or to uh uh you know again, Australian culture?
01:46:35.920 --> 01:46:40.560
The same sort of movies you guys got in the eighties, we got in the eighties at the same time, or a similar sort of time.
01:46:40.720 --> 01:46:55.600
So it you know and the eighties was the time for the uh when the cinema was probably the golden age of cinema, I'd I'd suggest you we used to go to the movies and yeah, and it cost a couple of bucks, and you sit down in a Saturday afternoon or a Saturday evening and watch the show.
01:46:55.760 --> 01:47:04.239
So it does translate and it has you know uh a lot of those are sort of touchstone movies for um a lot of people sort of who would grew up during the era.
01:47:04.399 --> 01:47:10.960
So uh Europeans, I don't know so much, maybe in the UK, but uh don't know about so much elsewhere.
01:47:11.199 --> 01:47:11.680
Yeah, yeah.
01:47:11.760 --> 01:47:12.000
All right.
01:47:12.399 --> 01:47:13.199
Let's see what else.
01:47:13.359 --> 01:47:15.840
Yeah, again, that that that's my runner-ups.
01:47:16.000 --> 01:47:19.760
So Okay, my old mentions I've only got three.
01:47:20.560 --> 01:47:25.760
And uh my first one is um a gothic comedy uh back in 1973.
01:47:26.479 --> 01:47:30.800
Fearless vampire killers with Rome Pulaski and Sharon Tate was in it.
01:47:31.039 --> 01:47:31.920
That's where they met.
01:47:32.399 --> 01:47:33.600
Have you seen it, Rob?
01:47:34.319 --> 01:47:35.920
I did a long time ago.
01:47:36.319 --> 01:47:37.359
It's a funny movie.
01:47:37.439 --> 01:47:38.479
It was a funny movie.
01:47:38.720 --> 01:47:42.479
Dude, she was Sharon Tate was freaking people don't realize how pretty she was.
01:47:42.960 --> 01:47:46.079
She was drop dead gorgeous, really pretty girl.
01:47:46.239 --> 01:47:47.520
Very sad to happen to her.
01:47:47.680 --> 01:47:51.039
You know, I mean, isn't that where they did no?
01:47:51.199 --> 01:47:52.560
They were together at that time.
01:47:52.640 --> 01:47:54.880
That's together before they started the movie.
01:47:54.960 --> 01:47:55.439
Yeah, yeah.
01:47:55.520 --> 01:47:56.399
Yeah, yeah.
01:47:56.560 --> 01:47:59.920
Um, the next one, um Cabin in the Woods.
01:48:00.000 --> 01:48:01.439
This is a real sleeper of a movie.
01:48:05.199 --> 01:48:10.720
It's such a different spin on it, and it just so great.
01:48:10.800 --> 01:48:14.239
It's sort of like the final girl, are you a virgin thing at the end?
01:48:14.399 --> 01:48:18.319
Yeah, Christian Helmut Hemsworth get killed, not the first fucking two.
01:48:20.399 --> 01:48:21.199
Fucking great.
01:48:21.680 --> 01:48:22.239
Classic.
01:48:22.319 --> 01:48:25.760
It's like it's like it's it's the it's the what do you call it?
01:48:25.920 --> 01:48:27.920
All like the what's the word I'm looking for?
01:48:28.079 --> 01:48:32.399
Um it's almost like a spoofing all all the genres all the way.
01:48:32.720 --> 01:48:34.399
All those movie genres, exactly.
01:48:34.720 --> 01:48:42.399
If you look like they got the list at the beginning when that in the fucking laboratory or whatever that's doing the depending on who's gonna win or what month is gonna come out, yeah.
01:48:42.800 --> 01:48:44.079
Fucking great movie, man.
01:48:44.239 --> 01:48:44.640
Yeah, yeah.
01:48:44.960 --> 01:48:45.520
Um, what's his name?
01:48:45.600 --> 01:48:46.960
Isn't Bradley what's his name?
01:48:47.119 --> 01:48:49.119
Um, what the hell's his name?
01:48:49.199 --> 01:48:51.680
The guy who was in uh Bradley Woodford.
01:48:52.079 --> 01:48:54.479
Yeah, fucking hysterical, dude.
01:48:54.640 --> 01:48:55.600
Yeah, I give you that.
01:48:55.680 --> 01:48:56.880
That's that's a good flick.
01:48:56.960 --> 01:48:58.239
That really is a good flick.
01:48:58.399 --> 01:49:04.640
And the last one, something that's been released recently that uh really caught my eye is uh interesting spin and take on it.
01:49:04.720 --> 01:49:09.840
Abigail, yeah, Abigail and they go up and they kidnap her and she's a fucking vampire.
01:49:10.079 --> 01:49:12.640
She's a fucking vampire rips all the threads out and raps up.
01:49:13.840 --> 01:49:14.960
You know who my father is?
01:49:16.159 --> 01:49:17.439
Dude, she's like, that's great.
01:49:18.800 --> 01:49:20.159
Abigail is fun though.
01:49:20.239 --> 01:49:33.520
If no one's ever seen it, yeah, these people like they're like hired to like hired by some guy to like kidnap this girl whose father's like important person, and if one's up, she's like a fucking vampire, and she starts killing them and shit.
01:49:33.760 --> 01:49:43.199
And the the the the good bit, she's like fucking what 10 12 years old, and she's wearing a ballerons dress, and yeah, you know what movie I just watched?
01:49:43.359 --> 01:49:46.880
Um, I watched it like a week ago, Weapons.
01:49:47.119 --> 01:49:48.399
Yes, there's any good.
01:49:48.720 --> 01:49:49.920
I haven't seen it yet.
01:49:50.239 --> 01:49:51.439
It is really good.
01:49:51.520 --> 01:49:55.680
Um, do I think that Amy Madigan should be up for a fucking bet Academy Award?
01:49:55.840 --> 01:49:59.760
Absolutely not, but the movie is so different.
01:50:00.399 --> 01:50:02.960
It's from different people's perspectives, right?
01:50:03.039 --> 01:50:08.479
They put the person's name up on the screen and it's now their perspective and all these different people's perspectives.
01:50:08.640 --> 01:50:11.760
It's such a fucking I don't want to spoil it for anybody.
01:50:11.920 --> 01:50:27.760
It's about like these, like these 24 kids or whatever, they all like leave their house at the same time, run out in the middle of nowhere, and they can't find them except one kid in a class and they're investigating why it's happening, and this movie shows you why it happens, and it's really fucked up.
01:50:27.920 --> 01:50:33.840
And it's like um, it's like really, you know, uh, like Josh Brolins in it, he's got a big role in it.
01:50:33.920 --> 01:50:34.720
It's it's really good.
01:50:36.079 --> 01:50:37.279
It's a good movie, weapons.
01:50:37.359 --> 01:50:39.279
I I it's like I I didn't understand it.
01:50:39.359 --> 01:50:41.840
I'm watching it, I'm like, this is a really fucking weird movie.
01:50:42.000 --> 01:50:44.079
Um, the ending is fucking insane.
01:50:44.239 --> 01:50:49.840
So I definitely it's really slow for the first half of the movie, and then it really starts to pick up.
01:50:50.000 --> 01:50:51.439
Um, I highly recommend it.
01:50:51.600 --> 01:50:51.920
Weapons.
01:50:52.000 --> 01:50:54.079
It's actually it's a horror, it is a horror movie.
01:50:54.239 --> 01:50:58.720
You're watching and like you're like, what this movie's not a horror movie, and like, holy shit, this is a horror movie.
01:50:58.880 --> 01:51:05.680
Well, in the Vine of Epic Al, but similar to it, um, there was another movie that would uh, but I couldn't remember the name of it.
01:51:05.760 --> 01:51:09.039
I think it's called Left the Best Ones In, Left Them In or something.
01:51:09.199 --> 01:51:21.439
It's uh again, it's a um uh a pre pure uh like a young kid who's a vampire, and it's it's a European movie, and I'm not familiar with it now.
01:51:21.680 --> 01:51:41.199
An old man sort of looks after her, and then the old man dies, and the vampire makes friends with the kid next door, and then that kid next door becomes the one who looks after the uh the vampire, and it goes it's gonna remember the name of it let them in or let the good ones in, or let the something like that.
01:51:41.359 --> 01:51:50.399
It's it's not real sort of you know jump horror, but um it's a bit of a slow burn, but it's really really well done.
01:51:50.720 --> 01:51:58.720
Listen, it does horror doesn't have to be jump scares, horror doesn't have to be like score and hostile and terrifier.
01:51:58.880 --> 01:52:00.399
These are like all gore movies.
01:52:00.479 --> 01:52:02.640
You want to watch a really fucking crazy sick movie?
01:52:02.720 --> 01:52:07.119
Go watch the Japanese movie audition where she torches that fucking guy.
01:52:07.279 --> 01:52:09.760
Like that movie will fucking make you think, bro.
01:52:09.920 --> 01:52:11.840
Like, go watch the human centipede.
01:52:11.920 --> 01:52:13.039
You're talking about crazy movies.
01:52:13.680 --> 01:52:14.399
Sorry, I found it.
01:52:14.479 --> 01:52:19.359
It's called Let Me In, which you think I think was the um romantic horror film.
01:52:19.439 --> 01:52:23.760
Yeah, based on the remake of the 2008 Swedish film, Let the Right One In.
01:52:23.920 --> 01:52:27.600
And you've got to watch the Swedish film because it's better than the um.
01:52:28.239 --> 01:52:29.279
All right, let me in.
01:52:30.159 --> 01:52:30.960
I'll take a look.
01:52:31.039 --> 01:52:33.279
But like I said, there's there's so many subgenres.
01:52:33.359 --> 01:52:38.960
Like you got like, you know, there's like we were talking about like did like Dead Snow, which is a freaking zombie movie.
01:52:39.039 --> 01:52:42.800
The Norwegian, the Nazis come back and they got their gold they gotta look for.
01:52:43.119 --> 01:52:46.880
The first one was like Norwegian, and then they made a sequel, Dead Snow.
01:52:47.039 --> 01:52:54.960
Um another they made a set a sequel, but they did it in English and Norwegian, so you can watch it in English too, which is fucking great.
01:52:55.119 --> 01:53:01.760
Um, there's so many great fucking movies out there, but it doesn't have to be blood and guts, it doesn't have to be jump scares for it to be pure horror.
01:53:01.920 --> 01:53:05.760
It could be nostalgic, it could be fun, like cabin in the woods, things like that.
01:53:07.199 --> 01:53:11.039
You know, you got a Hollywood with a movie idea, it's got zombies and Nazis in it.
01:53:11.119 --> 01:53:13.199
You could they're gonna run a fucking chip right there.
01:53:14.479 --> 01:53:17.359
Another great movie Zombieland, it's a fucking great movie.
01:53:18.960 --> 01:53:21.039
It's fucking one of the best zombie movies ever.
01:53:21.199 --> 01:53:30.319
And I didn't talk it on the list because I think it's more pure comedy, but like the part where like they go into Bill Murray's house and they think Bill Murray's a zombie and fucking shoots him.
01:53:30.399 --> 01:53:32.319
It's fucking hysterical, man.
01:53:33.119 --> 01:53:34.319
I mean, it's just funny.
01:53:34.479 --> 01:53:36.640
Woody Harlison, it's just great, you know.
01:53:36.720 --> 01:53:38.000
Emma Stone's in it.
01:53:38.159 --> 01:53:40.880
Um, Abigail Breslin is in it, and everything.
01:53:40.960 --> 01:53:42.399
It's a great fucking those great movies.
01:53:42.800 --> 01:53:45.039
I've got some breaking news while we're uh recording this.
01:53:45.199 --> 01:53:54.239
So um Sarah Michelle Geller's just announced it they're not gonna be doing um uh the reboot of um Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Who Louis Turned It Down.
01:53:54.560 --> 01:53:59.600
Okay, well, Buff, she's in the new dead uh Ready or Not Here We Come, the sequel to Ready or Not.
01:53:59.760 --> 01:54:02.720
If anybody's ever seen that, that's kind of quasi-horror-ish.
01:54:03.039 --> 01:54:05.840
Uh Ready or not, which is like action horror, it's really good.
01:54:05.920 --> 01:54:08.560
I don't know if it's horror, but they kind of categorize it as horror.
01:54:08.640 --> 01:54:10.880
So, all right, listen, we had a good time tonight.
01:54:10.960 --> 01:54:11.439
This was fun.
01:54:11.520 --> 01:54:12.880
It got a little crazy.
01:54:12.960 --> 01:54:14.640
We got a little pissed off at each other tonight.
01:54:14.720 --> 01:54:21.760
You know, Dave was a little um very opinionated when it came to my picks, but you guys are making controversy out of non-controversy.
01:54:21.840 --> 01:54:22.319
I love it.
01:54:22.399 --> 01:54:22.880
I love it.
01:54:23.600 --> 01:54:40.800
Well, I mean, what's gonna be fun is if you like listening to this, Dave and myself and whitey's more than happy to jump on when he wants to, is we're gonna be doing our a new podcast called uh The Misfits After Dark, and it's gonna be all about movies, and we're gonna talk about movies, specific movies, maybe an actor, an actress, and then movies.
01:54:40.880 --> 01:54:42.239
It's gonna be a lot of fun.
01:54:42.399 --> 01:54:52.560
I don't know when it's gonna drop, but we're gonna we're working on it as we speak, and it's gonna be a nice little compliment to what we're doing here because people seem to really like these little movie discussions.
01:54:52.640 --> 01:54:55.439
It's a nice little break from the fucking modeling world right now.
01:54:55.520 --> 01:54:57.439
It's starting to get fucking crazy, man.
01:54:57.520 --> 01:54:59.920
Everybody's taking things way too serious lately.
01:55:00.000 --> 01:55:05.039
So you know, I'm surprised we didn't get uh any what's his name?
01:55:05.199 --> 01:55:06.239
Guilermo del Toro?
01:55:06.560 --> 01:55:08.159
Guilhermo del Toro?
01:55:08.319 --> 01:55:12.479
Like, um he's a he's a modeler for God's sake, and a horror movie director, right?
01:55:12.640 --> 01:55:18.239
Yeah, um well he did the Payne's Labyrinth, he did Hellboy and all those movies.
01:55:18.560 --> 01:55:19.199
Good flicks.
01:55:19.439 --> 01:55:22.079
Payne's Labyrinth is a horror flick, I would say.
01:55:22.319 --> 01:55:25.439
Um, he did fucking The Strain, which is a TV show.
01:55:25.680 --> 01:55:27.439
Um, you ever read The Strain?
01:55:28.159 --> 01:55:29.920
Off the books, which is pretty scary.
01:55:30.319 --> 01:55:32.000
That's pretty fucked up as a TV show.
01:55:32.159 --> 01:55:35.600
Yeah, but he did that's good stuff for another show, Whitey.
01:55:35.680 --> 01:55:36.159
For another show.
01:55:36.239 --> 01:55:37.920
We're going about two hours here.
01:55:38.159 --> 01:55:38.960
All right, guys.
01:55:39.039 --> 01:55:43.600
So, what we're gonna do is we're gonna kind of wrap this up because it's definitely past Whitey's bedtime.
01:55:43.680 --> 01:55:44.239
He's tired.
01:55:44.399 --> 01:55:45.119
It's been a long time.
01:55:45.760 --> 01:55:47.119
We've got the hockey game, Dave.
01:55:47.199 --> 01:55:49.199
It's like midday over there on Sunday over there.
01:55:49.279 --> 01:55:52.000
So Dave wants to go relax and hang out with the family.
01:55:52.159 --> 01:55:56.319
So, on that note, we're gonna wrap up this horror movie showdown, which was a lot of fun.
01:55:56.560 --> 01:55:59.199
Whitey held his own, had some really good movies.
01:55:59.359 --> 01:56:01.600
Um, I think I did really well with my picks.
01:56:01.680 --> 01:56:05.600
Dave, on the other hand, uh, I don't know about his stuff, not so good.
01:56:05.760 --> 01:56:12.399
I think he's showing his um his lack of knowledge when it comes to the horror genre, which I knew it would be, but it's okay.
01:56:12.640 --> 01:56:14.479
So like how I was with the war guys.
01:56:14.560 --> 01:56:16.479
What such a fucking wanker, aren't you?
01:56:16.560 --> 01:56:19.760
You really are why you gotta say you're getting personal again.
01:56:20.079 --> 01:56:22.079
I'm not getting personal, I'm just saying facts.
01:56:22.159 --> 01:56:24.960
There's this difference getting personal and the starting facts.
01:56:25.119 --> 01:56:27.680
You're a wanker and the squeezer is a fact.
01:56:27.920 --> 01:56:29.279
Okay, well, that's true.
01:56:29.439 --> 01:56:31.119
Um I don't want to debate anymore.
01:56:31.279 --> 01:56:32.000
We're gonna be fighting.
01:56:32.079 --> 01:56:33.359
Poor Whitey feels uncomfortable.
01:56:33.439 --> 01:56:35.279
He's squirming in his seat.
01:56:35.840 --> 01:56:36.640
All right, guys.
01:56:36.720 --> 01:56:38.479
So we're gonna wrap this up, okay?
01:56:38.720 --> 01:56:43.039
The next showdown, we're not exactly sure which one it's gonna be, but there will be another one.
01:56:43.119 --> 01:56:47.680
We don't know what it's gonna be or when it's gonna be, but I think Dave might host that one next time.
01:56:48.000 --> 01:56:51.359
Um but uh we are gonna do our sign-off.
01:56:51.520 --> 01:56:51.920
So, Mr.
01:56:52.000 --> 01:56:53.760
Golfinch, the part father.
01:56:54.079 --> 01:56:55.279
Adios, Mr.
01:56:55.359 --> 01:56:56.079
Whitey, Mr.
01:56:56.159 --> 01:56:56.800
Andrew White.
01:56:57.119 --> 01:56:58.000
Good night, folks.
01:56:58.159 --> 01:56:59.119
Thanks for having me again.
01:56:59.359 --> 01:57:00.880
All right, guys, this is Rob Riv.
01:57:01.119 --> 01:57:05.920
This was a lot of fun, and uh, we will see you and catch you on the flip side.
01:57:06.159 --> 01:57:10.640
And so our evening of terror draws to its inevitable end.
01:57:10.800 --> 01:57:20.880
The screams have faded, the monsters have retreated to their shadow, and only a few horror films remain standing in the cold moonlight.
01:57:21.119 --> 01:57:27.359
But remember, my dear friends, in the world of horror, nothing ever truly dies.
01:57:27.840 --> 01:57:33.359
I ask myself, who was really victorious during this ultimate horror movie showdown?
01:57:33.600 --> 01:57:36.560
Was it the Pod Father, or was it White Eight?
01:57:36.800 --> 01:57:41.920
Or does Rob Riv deserve to be kept in the crypt of despair for where he once came?
01:57:42.239 --> 01:57:52.800
Tonight's defeated nightmares will lurk patiently in the darkness, waiting, plotting, yearning for their revenge in another showdown on another sleepless night.
01:57:53.119 --> 01:58:00.479
Until then, keep your doors locked, your lights low, and your imagination deliciously disturbed.
01:58:00.640 --> 01:58:06.319
For the horrors you watch tonight may soon follow you into your dreams.
01:58:06.880 --> 01:58:13.439
This is Vincent Price bidding you a most pleasant evening and a delightfully dreadful night.
01:58:13.600 --> 01:58:22.720
And if you crave more disturbing and sickening antics from this vile bunch, stick around for some hilarious outtakes, if you so dare.
01:59:03.439 --> 01:59:05.199
How dare you say that to me?
01:59:05.359 --> 01:59:08.000
I'm speaking proper English, unlike some people.
01:59:08.079 --> 01:59:09.840
This is the fucking Queen's English.
01:59:10.159 --> 01:59:11.439
The Queen's fucking dead.
01:59:11.520 --> 01:59:12.880
That's why you're speaking crap.
01:59:12.960 --> 01:59:14.720
It's a King's English, dickhead.
01:59:15.760 --> 01:59:17.359
Dude, but he's gonna be gone soon.
01:59:17.920 --> 01:59:19.520
That guy's a piece of shit, too, man.
01:59:19.600 --> 01:59:21.520
He was banging chicks with his brother, man.
01:59:21.600 --> 01:59:24.079
They were picking up escorts to at a time.
01:59:24.239 --> 01:59:25.760
They were both pulling Fritos.
01:59:26.319 --> 01:59:35.199
I'm pretty sure that if you stepped back into the UK or Comwalt country, there's a law probably somewhere where we could lock you up for saying that shit.
01:59:36.239 --> 01:59:38.399
Listen, I'm very disappointed in you.
01:59:38.640 --> 01:59:38.960
Very.
01:59:39.359 --> 01:59:40.319
What have I done there?
01:59:41.039 --> 01:59:41.439
Nothing.
01:59:43.359 --> 01:59:45.039
Your mic was a little off, but who gives you shit?
01:59:45.119 --> 01:59:45.439
That happens.
01:59:46.399 --> 01:59:49.439
No, come on, you fucking purposely did that to make yourself better.
01:59:51.039 --> 01:59:51.680
You did.
01:59:51.840 --> 01:59:56.319
You're such a fucking short ass, you're gonna stand in the shoulders of others to make yourself better.
01:59:57.439 --> 02:00:00.239
Why he said to me, he said, Goldie, what the fuck's going on?
02:00:00.319 --> 02:00:04.479
You sound like you're at the bottom of a well buddy um gargling a mouthful of marbles.
02:00:05.039 --> 02:00:10.640
I didn't say anything disparaging about you about you, and you gotta go and say like something very insulting.
02:00:11.039 --> 02:00:11.920
What's insulting?
02:00:12.000 --> 02:00:13.680
I'm I I talk in facts.
02:00:13.760 --> 02:00:15.199
There's no insults here.
02:00:15.920 --> 02:00:18.640
I'm gonna go have a quick piss and get another cup of coffee.
02:00:18.880 --> 02:00:20.319
What are you talking about, man?
02:00:20.399 --> 02:00:21.760
You gotta be prepared.
02:00:22.159 --> 02:00:24.399
Well, that's why I'm gonna go get coffee and have a piss now.
02:00:24.800 --> 02:00:26.000
Fucking, you know what, man?
02:00:26.239 --> 02:00:27.439
The guys were right about you.
02:00:27.520 --> 02:00:28.800
I should have listened.
02:00:30.479 --> 02:00:35.279
I never they were like, ah, you know, Dave is this, and I sit there and I defend you like I know what I'm talking about.
02:00:35.520 --> 02:00:37.119
And I look like the asshole.
02:00:38.319 --> 02:00:43.600
Listen, man, that's what happens when you get to that certain age where you have the prostate's not working the best, right?
02:00:43.680 --> 02:00:44.479
You fucking, you know.
02:00:44.960 --> 02:00:46.479
My prostate's fine.
02:00:46.640 --> 02:00:51.359
I've just had three cups of coffee already this morning waiting for you guys because I'd listen, man.
02:00:52.960 --> 02:00:57.760
Listen, you gotta you you need to you're like you guys are 200 and how many episodes?
02:00:57.920 --> 02:00:58.720
235?
02:00:59.199 --> 02:01:00.880
233, thank you very much.
02:01:01.199 --> 02:01:03.199
233 episodes, dude.
02:01:03.279 --> 02:01:07.600
You're sort of like it's like at what point did fucking Fonzi jump over the shark?
02:01:08.399 --> 02:01:09.119
That's a good point.
02:01:09.199 --> 02:01:09.600
I don't know.
02:01:09.680 --> 02:01:11.439
I will have to um I don't know, man.
02:01:11.520 --> 02:01:14.880
I think fucking Fonzi's jumped over like five sharks by now.
02:01:18.479 --> 02:01:22.319
Wow, we got like a thousand downloads in like fucking 24 hours, man.
02:01:22.560 --> 02:01:23.600
That's wow, that's huge.
02:01:24.319 --> 02:01:28.560
That's that's not bad for a fucking offshoot little piddly shit thing.
02:01:29.199 --> 02:01:30.880
Not to mention they knew you on it, Dave.
02:01:30.960 --> 02:01:34.640
I thought that you know, people don't, you know, you you don't you don't have a lot of friends in the hobby right now.
02:01:34.880 --> 02:01:37.600
You've you've you've fucking burnt down a lot of bridges, you know.
02:01:37.920 --> 02:01:39.520
I gotta try to be done nothing.
02:01:39.760 --> 02:01:40.479
I've got nothing.
02:01:40.800 --> 02:01:43.920
Have you noticed how we've becoming very good friends over the last few months?
02:01:44.079 --> 02:01:46.960
You've my you're my you're my you're my project.
02:01:47.039 --> 02:01:48.720
Someone said to me, Can you help him down?
02:01:48.800 --> 02:01:50.000
You know, he's been having a hard time.
02:01:50.159 --> 02:01:51.359
Can you be friends with him a little bit?
02:01:51.439 --> 02:01:54.159
Remember when you were a kid and there's the one kid that no one wanted to play with?
02:01:54.880 --> 02:01:55.920
Like, can you go play with him?
02:01:56.079 --> 02:02:01.199
You're like, please, I don't want to play with him, just do it for your mother.
02:02:01.439 --> 02:02:04.239
Go play with him and just make him feel good about himself.
02:02:04.399 --> 02:02:05.439
That's you, Dave.
02:02:05.600 --> 02:02:06.560
You're that little kid.
02:02:06.880 --> 02:02:09.760
I was the I was a little kid that lived at the bottom of the hill.
02:02:10.880 --> 02:02:17.840
You were the little kid that was fucking picking his nose and scratching his ass, and then like they didn't no one wanted to touch him.
02:02:17.920 --> 02:02:20.319
And you go over to his house and he's eating fucking glue.
02:02:20.560 --> 02:02:21.920
He's the kid that ate the glue.
02:02:22.239 --> 02:02:26.239
Yeah, the mum used to dress me in shorts, and um yeah, anyway.
02:02:26.640 --> 02:02:28.880
You were wearing the plaid shorts, pissing yourself.
02:02:29.039 --> 02:02:31.840
You always had that pissed spot every time you left the toilet.
02:02:32.239 --> 02:02:34.000
Never did that second shake.
02:02:38.000 --> 02:02:38.800
What's the rules?
02:02:39.039 --> 02:02:40.720
What's the rules for tonight, Dickade?
02:02:40.800 --> 02:02:41.359
Come on.