Jess At 27, Squatch Goggles, Pique Performance, Hummus Day, Whiz Kids, Bill Squire, Tomato Fraud, Acres Of Mystery

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Speaker 8: I mean, what's going on? Good afternoon, Hi there, welcome, thanks for being here. My name is Alan Cox. Rob Anthony is right over there.
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Speaker 9: Jessica Anne Hutchinson is back in studio.
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Speaker 9: She's celebrating a birthday today.
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Speaker 1: Happy birthday, jess All. Thanks now.
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Speaker 8: I know a woman never divulges her age, but you're twenty seven. I'll do it for you. I forgot to mention that part. I'll do it for you. You're twenty seven years old. How do you feel? Did you feel any different when you got up this morning? Were you awakened by your child?
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Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay he wasn't a good Okay?
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Speaker 9: Do you think that he knows?
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Speaker 1: No? No, yeah, for sure, he definitely knew. I knew it was your birthday. Yeah, who's the first? What's the first? Sorry?
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Speaker 8: Let me who is the first message from that you receive?
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Speaker 9: They're very clunky.
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Speaker 1: Sentence, But I don't know someone on Facebook?
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Speaker 8: Probably No, No, I mean like somebody you know, like a friend, like the who's the first person to text you?
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Speaker 9: Hey, happy birthday?
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Speaker 1: My best friend? So not your dad or sister? He texts you, where are my fin stakes? Yeah, that's how your dad texts you? Not your twin sister. She did have a friend. Well, eventually everybody's gonna text you. Would we share a birthday? I think yeah?
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Speaker 8: Because she's also turning twenty seven, right she is? Yeah, and neither of you like, of course you said you're two very different people, so I guess it would stand a reason that maybe both of you wouldn't be the first person's other rob what is happening like it. I can't talk already. The hell's going on? It seems the reason that maybe he wouldn't be each other's first man, it's just what I'm trying to say. No, all right, well we just telepathically.
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Speaker 9: That's what it is.
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Speaker 1: Yep.
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Speaker 9: Do you have big plans after the show? Work?
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Speaker 10: Oh?
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Speaker 1: You work? All right? Work and work and work. Are you able to enjoy your birthday at all? Today? I did earlier? Okay? I went to a yoga class, A yoga class, Rob. Have you ever gone to a yoga class? I knew birthday?
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Speaker 8: Have you ever celebrated your birthday by starting with you? Was it Bickram?
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Speaker 1: Was it hot?
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Speaker 7: Yoga?
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Speaker 1: Did sculpt?
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Speaker 10: Huh?
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Speaker 8: It's like a body sculpt class. It's a body sculpt class.
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Speaker 1: All right? Right? Yes?
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Speaker 8: Well did you feel as though your body had been sculpted properly?
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Speaker 4: Oh?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, my legs were shaken.
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Speaker 9: Did they know? Was there any mention of your birthday made there?
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Speaker 1: No?
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Speaker 8: Because all these it sounds like a dumb question, but all these places, you know, have people's information, and so you'll get these very very heartfelt emails from people that you do business with in their autumnadically sent our big boss here will send emails to people, Hey, it's so and so's birthday, right. They won't tell you when one of our colleagues got fired. They'll send you an email on your birthday, like your ten and last year they got mine wrong, which I don't care about. But the only reason I mentioned that is because he sent the email out two days after my birthday. So I had to spend that whole day saying thank you to people wishing me a happy birthday. And in my brain, I go, well, I do have the opportunity to say, well, it's not actually my birthday, but I didn't want to make them feel weird. I didn't want to make anybody look like a dick. And I don't care about my birthday. So, but that entire day our colleagues. You know, Rob, there's some days where there's no one here. Oh yeah, that day, it happened to be one of those days where everybody was there. So I and again, there's worse things that can happen than people wishing you a happy birthday all day long. But it wasn't my birthday, and I was maybe one or two people I was like, no, he sent out the wrong thing. But it's totally fine, thank you. Right, you have to you have to accept it in the spirit in which.
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Speaker 1: It was given. I would have taken the opportunity to all day long been like, oh no, it was two days ago.
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Speaker 8: That's though, well that was my My reflex is to go, well, it's not today, but it's you know, devotion accuracy rob But then people are just being nice. It's like when you say, how are you with the checker, like, you know, it's just your being nice and it's fine.
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Speaker 1: And me the opportunity to crap on management.
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Speaker 8: Well that I loved it, but also that's only valuable to me if it affects some kind of change and it's not going to do that, you know what I mean, it's not gonna And again it's fine and I don't care what that was. My My long winded question to you is whether or not you got one of those automatic emails, you know, from like Giant Eagle or something. Hey, every birthday, I don't check my emails, so right, she has four thousand emails in your phone, she doesn't check them. So there's probably like automatically generated birthday emails from probably like ten years ago or something in there. Oh most likely all right, coupon still work? Where will you be working tonight? Are you at liberty to divulge that.
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Speaker 1: Information the brewery?
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Speaker 3: Yeah?
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Speaker 9: Okay, And is it a situation?
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Speaker 8: You know some places play real fast and loose behind the bar where sometimes bartenders will partake with the customers. Other places really frown upon that because obviously you're on the clock.
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Speaker 9: You're not somebody who drinks.
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Speaker 1: Obviously I was a drinker.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, you would do that when you were a drinker. Oh yeah, so by the time you clocked out, you were sideways. Well, this is all coming into focus here, all coming in focus. Happy birthday, Thank you. I would love to tell you that we had some big thing for you, Rob and I don't really do that.
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Speaker 1: It's not really our mo o here on the show.
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Speaker 11: That's okay, So feel like the older I get, it's just another day.
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Speaker 8: Well, this is what I'm saying. You're twenty seven. That's still very young. You know, that's half my age. You are half my age.
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Speaker 11: It's it's still very young.
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Speaker 8: But well, yes, you are closer than you were yesterday, but you're still a handful of years away.
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Speaker 1: When I turned twenty five. That could feel my frontal lobe forming fusing together.
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Speaker 8: Oh really, okay, I don't in the moment, yep, feel free to elaborate the frontal lobe.
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Speaker 1: Well, something just made suns Okay.
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Speaker 8: What you're saying then is that we'll we'll be the primary beneficiaries of that frontal lobe fusion. Then, okay, good Rob, this is all come together. This is going to work out great for us.
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Speaker 8: Kamalia's in town tonight too, or no, I'm sorry, they're in Detroit. I'm getting ahead of myself here for Game five tonight calvs.
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Speaker 9: Back of the Little Caesars Arena.
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Speaker 8: But they tied it up here at home, so two games apiece be a great opportunity for them to get ahead on the playoffs. Here eight o'clock tonight, seven point thirty pregame here on WMMS, and then of course they will come home Friday night for Game six over there, Jess, did you know that you share your birthday with Stevie Wonder? Yeah, it's also Stephen Colebear's birthday. How is he celebrating rob by having his show forcibly canceled next week?
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Speaker 1: I don't know who that is? Is it she loly?
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Speaker 9: By the way, how did Stevie Wonder know.
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Speaker 1: That she was lovely? He could feel it. I mean he sensed it, Yes, touched her about the face numerous times and was like, oh, she's lovely?
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Speaker 9: Is that what it was?
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Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah?
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Speaker 8: Feel those features song about his daughter? Who's gotta be golly? The daughter's gotta.
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Speaker 1: Be fifties right mm hmm yeah, few years younger than me, Aisha Aha Morris. Yeah.
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Speaker 8: And you know, listen, he couldn't call the song isn't she lovely? I hope? I think, isn't she lovely? I assume, you know. I wasn't sure if it was urban legend that it was about I know this is a long established story, but I guess I never I didn't know if it was unequivocally about his daughter. I thought, well, maybe he said that, but it was actually like.
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Speaker 1: Maybe there's a question at the end of it. That's a shame.
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Speaker 8: Well there is a question. Well maybe there isn't. Oh, maybe that's it. Then it's if it's in question for him, he's isn't she lovely? He's like, it's not rhetorical. I genuinely want to know.
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Speaker 1: I think she's lovely.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, although maybe he tends to throw that word around, Rob, because I've told the story numerous times about how I almost physically bumped into Stevie Wonder. We were crossing paths the outside the men's room at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductions many years ago, and as I kind of glanced around him, I heard him mutter, isn't he lovely? So I'm wondering if maybe he just throws that word around willy nilly. Now again at that time a I was, but b Rob, maybe he plays a little fast.
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Speaker 1: And loose with that word, with the word lovely.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, then again, who what artist of his caliber would not write a glowing song about a new child?
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Speaker 1: Really?
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Speaker 8: You know who Robert Pattinson is? Yeah, yeah, Jess, Yeah, it's his birthday. You don't know who Stephen Colbert.
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Speaker 1: Is is he the redhead?
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Speaker 4: Sure?
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Speaker 1: Is it?
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Speaker 13: Wait?
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Speaker 1: Who's the redhead? Conan O'Brien, Yeah, oh.
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Speaker 8: You're well okay, well wait then, so you know he's a late night talk show host.
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Speaker 9: Why else would you say Conan O'Brien.
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Speaker 1: So you must know Stephen Colbert is in the he currently hosts.
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Speaker 8: No, he's the guy over on CBS who uh correct, Yes, yeah, you did a show over in Comedy Central for a long long time. And Paramount is firing him because they don't want to make a pedophile mad, and so his show is going away, But he's got plenty of things on the back burner. I was reading about how all of the other late night show hosts they're going on, they're going to play reruns to clear the field for Stephen Colbert. His final episode will be next Thursday night, be the twenty first, and Kimmel and Fall and all these guys, like, we're going to run reruns so that everybody can watch Stephen Colbert. I like Stephen Colbert a lot. I will admit to probably like a lot of other people not really watching those shows. I love the Colbert rapport back in the day, and I think He's a very, very funny, brilliant guy. He's a huge Tolkien nerd too, So I think he's already got a gig lined up where he's going to write the next Lord of the Rings film with Peter Jackson. But yeah, but Stevie Wonder, I was thinking about that. You know, Isn't She Lovely? Is a classic classic song? You know, it's one of it might be considered Stevie Wonder's signature song.
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Speaker 1: Is that fair? It was on songs in the Key Life. I would say that are Superstition, right, one of those?
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Speaker 14: Ye?
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Speaker 9: That was a cover, right, Superstition was it?
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Speaker 1: I thought that it was Okay, I just thought I think of him every time I think when you say Stevie Wonder, I think of that song.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, Stevie Wonder Superstition. Oh maybe not, maybe he did write it. Niaria Moore is another one, that Moore?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, like that one. I mean, there are a million songs, but you know, I think, yeah, you're probably right. I think that that's probably the.
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Speaker 8: Song Superstition was originally a Jeff Beck song. Maybe that's what I'm thinking. Jeff Beck was going to do it, and then I think he might have given it to Stevie Wonder or Stevie did it? I forget what it was, but of course he you know, got very very associated with that song. So anyway, your Cavalier's are playing tonight in Detroit, and those Calves watch parties are going on tonight. It is at game on in Parma Heights, the official Calves watch party. They are right there on Pearl Road sixty four to twenty five. If you were going to mail them a letter in Parma Heights, the game tonight seven sorry, seven thirty pre game eight o'clock will be your tip off. What's the over under on those guys? Are they favorite at all? Or I really haven't been keeping my ear to the ground on that.
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Speaker 1: Let's see, I looked earlier. Let's see what it is.
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Speaker 15: Now.
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Speaker 9: Does it change in that short period of time?
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Speaker 1: It can?
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Speaker 8: Yeah, really, because I mean nothing has happened between this morning and now. I'm going to be in Cuyahoga Falls tonight. By the way, I'm sure that they will have the game on there. We will be engaging in a different game. We're going to send somebody to the fiful World Cup twenty six in Philly. Towards the end of June, we are doing the michelob Ultra Soccer Challenge.
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Speaker 9: I'm your host for that. Tonight.
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Speaker 8: I will be at the basement in Ciahoga Falls, that is on Monroe Falls out on Monroe Falls Avenue. I'll either from seven to nine, so I'll get my narrow ass out of here and i will screw down down to Cihoga Falls.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, dropped a full point. It's down to three and a half. Now choice Monroe?
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Speaker 9: Now what would do that?
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Speaker 1: Three and a half? But what wait? Since this morning moved? Yeah? Why? I don't know. Somebody get hurt, somebody something something something Vegas Seas and they've adjusted it was four and a half earlier.
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Speaker 9: Are the kids gaming the prediction markets?
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Speaker 8: Rob?
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Speaker 1: What it is?
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Speaker 2: Ow?
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Speaker 1: What possibly have ah to eleven and a half? Is the over undertotal? Three and a half points? Detroit's favored by three of us.
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Speaker 8: What will Pistons coach hr q huncle Krunkle be wearing tonight place you're bet here on Calshie, Good chance he's wearing his piston pants. Piston pants? Will he be showing up in a three quarter zip? What will he be wearing tonight at the Little Caesars Arena.
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Speaker 16: The Detroit Piston's former champs of basketball. I have so many souvenirs it's hard to listen them all. HI have Piston pants. II have Piston shorts. I have Piston beer mugs. Sometimes people don't even know this. HI have Piston ashtrays. HI have Piston shoes. I have Piston basketballs. When I dribbled, they do too.
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Speaker 9: Yeah, when I dribble, they do too.
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Speaker 1: What a great song, Such a great joke.
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Speaker 9: Well, it's right there, right, It's like the old Dickens cider joke.
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Speaker 1: You know, I've just never heard that one. I guess a.
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Speaker 9: Long time ago. Hey, is there any truth to the Yannis coming to the Calves thing?
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Speaker 1: I saw?
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Speaker 8: I saw that rumor blurb that Yannis onto the compo of Curly of the Milwaukee Bucks, that the Calves might be making a play for him.
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Speaker 1: I think anything is possible, and you'll see all that stuff in the preseas or in the postseason.
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Speaker 4: Right.
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Speaker 1: But I think what's going to be interesting is is if Lebron decides to take league minimum and stay and play another season.
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Speaker 9: You mean in uh here or well.
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Speaker 1: I mean that's the question, right, will he come and retire? At all out and will he come and retire with the Cavs. And if he does league minimum, right, then you still have to figure you have to be able to afford Donovan, Mitchell, James Harden who buy all accounts. They want to stick around for another season, so you'll have to kind of find out if he's willing to or if he wants to get out of town. And then Yannis, I just I mean, I know we have deep pockets, but I mean that's gonna be that's a lot of money to do.
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Speaker 8: But also, isn't that a guy same with Harden. These guys stay a year and split.
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Speaker 1: Y honest? Yes, well, I mean, I mean he hasn't gone anywhere. No, I mean he'd come here, stay a year and split. I mean no, I think they'd sign him to like a if they I think it's different when you pull somebody in as a higher gun, like they did with James Harden, right, you sign him for a year for the rest of the season, and then you talk at the end of the year. If you bring Giannis in in the offseason, they'll sign him to a longer term deal that won't be a one year contract.
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Speaker 9: I mean, the Heat are very publicly interested in him too.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. I don't see him coming here.
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Speaker 8: But Maybeami or Cleveland. You know the Calves rob They used to have a guy who ended up leaving for Miami, did they?
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Speaker 9: Ah, golly was his name?
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Speaker 1: Any who?
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Speaker 8: I saw that little blurb and I was like, is that even a thing for Evan Mobley?
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Speaker 1: Yeah? To bring you honest, I mean, I don't. I don't necessarily see that, but I'm I'm wrong ninety percent of the time when it comes to this stuff, so it would be good.
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Speaker 8: He's a hell of a player. Co owner of the Bucks. By the way, he's in the middle of some sextortion court case.
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Speaker 1: You see that. He's probably the one that leaked this thing.
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Speaker 9: Yeah, well there was some leaking going.
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Speaker 1: Talk about Rannest, talk about Youannis, talk about your honest, right.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, one of the co owners, some billionaire. We have so many goddamn billionaires and you never heard of half of them. This guy is in a court case over this woman trying to extort him for money or something. He had sex with some I don't know so nonprofit founder and then they found out that she was working for somebody else and she was gonna publicize his photos and his videos, and one of these guys gonna learn I don't care how much money you have. I don't care if you're making thirty grand a year. I don't care if you're a billionaire. When you gotta stop sending pictures of your junk stop?
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Speaker 1: What is this like?
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Speaker 8: You set yourself up for this kind of stuff if you're rich and you're sending them a bunch of dong picks? Also, why do you care if you're that rich? Yeah, go ahead, send him. And so he's in the middle of Wesley Edens as a co owner of the Milwaukee Bucks, a billion dollar extortion scheme tied to essentially he kind of hit and quit it with this girl, and now she's supposedly asking for a billion dollars, vowing to destroy him by a pro ching investors and publicizing sex.
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Speaker 1: Videos and blah blah blah.
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Speaker 8: Alan the lion move in sports betting because everybody is heavily betting one way, and the bookies moved the lines in whereer to get everybody to bet the other way.
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Speaker 1: I know, no, no, I don't know. I need these answers.
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Speaker 8: You understand that I need these answers, because I don't dig in that way. So yeah, Allan. Today is also Dennis Rodman's birthday. The Worm, the greatest rebounder in the NBA, rob of all time. You know who the greatest female rebounder in the WNBA was you pay attention to WNBA?
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Speaker 9: Lisa Charles.
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Speaker 8: She retired, so a blow not only to the Women's National Basketball Association but also to.
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Speaker 9: That chick sports bar.
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Speaker 8: That's just shut down a Gordon Square and they're allegedly gonna move. But Lisa Charles, if you pay attention to the w NBA, and hey, who doesn't, she has retired to believe, I think that's her name?
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Speaker 3: Is that her name?
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Speaker 8: Sorry, Tina Charles. I don't even know who she is. Sorry, Tina Charles. She was drafted back in twenty ten by the Connecticut son What did you call her? Lisa Charles? She was probably thinking of.
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Speaker 9: One of the other Lisa's in the WNBA, But.
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Speaker 1: I'm sure Lisa Charles is a fantastic rebounder as well.
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Speaker 8: She's the second all time scorer in the WNBA. She's considered to be the best player in WNBA history to not have ever made it to the Finals and she's thirty seven. That's long in the tooth for the WNBA. And again, those girls that play for the WNBA, they have to always play, so when they're not playing over here in the offseason, they're overseas playing, right, So they go back and forth between the WNBA and they're playing for Poland or China or something. Jin Jang Magic Deer. They made their money this year, Yeah, they did, but that is a very recent development for sure.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but they are getting heard, Yeah, they are now. Took them along.
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Speaker 8: When I was with the WNBA, Jesus, they were making like twenty eight grand a year if they were lucky. iHeartRadio app for people who listen over there. First of all, thank you always for your diligence. It is not easy to do at times. There's always some kind of facacta technical difficulties over there, But we do appreciate your patience and you can leave us messages over there as well.
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Speaker 9: I got a lot of messages.
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Speaker 8: We were talking about Bigfoot yesterday because there's been an uptaking Bigfoot sightings in Akron. You know, I'm gonna be down in Cuihoga Falls tonight, Rob not far from Akron.
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Speaker 9: I was at Akron on Saturday night.
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Speaker 8: I was at Raised Pube and right there on market, one of my favorite places in Akron. And tonight I'll be down at Caihoga Fall and that's not that far and my gig ends at nine when the sun will just be completing.
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Speaker 1: Uh.
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Speaker 8: It's uh, it's dip beyond the horizon, right the days are getting longer. Nine o'clock is right around that time where you might get a couple of streaks of sunlight, but for the most part it's gone. And that rop is when I'm going to start. I'm going to start trying to see if I can find a bigfoot or multiple BIG's foot. Is that we landed on the plural term big BIG's foot?
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Speaker 17: What if Bigfoot isn't real, but dwarves are and they're stacked on each other's shoulders in a costume wearing bigfoot clown shoes.
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Speaker 8: You see, this is what I'm talking about, because what did we say yesterday as a thought experiment because I don't believe in cryptids or anything like that. However, what if they determined the Bigfoot is real? But then there's an element that we hadn't con like we were saying yesterday, Okay, they go bigfoot Israel, but they also find out, unfortunately that they're delicious, so now they're being hunted for their meat. Or they have faked the big feet the whole time and they've been walking around in like giant sold slippers, and it turns out that the actual bigfoot looks exactly like that photo from the ankles up.
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Speaker 1: But then it has normal bear human feet or or what if they have hoofs like a minotaur. Ah, Like maybe they're walking around here like, oh, those are deer prints cloven, but it's not deer clip clop, it's not moose, right, it's big feet, bigs, big feet. What's big bigg's foot, BIG's foot.
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Speaker 8: We've been multiple BIG's foot sightings, Yes, because listen, a lot I'm a gen xer. A lot of us grew up on choose your own adventure books. Remember, choose your own adventure I was obsessed with that og set. They've kind of, you know, redone it over the years, but that original choose your own adventure books, Right, that's what we grow up and a lot of people treat their lives but make up your own conspiracy theory, right, you want to impress me to stop vomiting out the same old tired ones.
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Speaker 1: And come up with it.
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Speaker 8: Okay, here's bigfoot, sure, but then this, uh, it's a bigfoot is real. It turns out we can also use its urine as an alternative fuel source something along those legs.
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Speaker 7: You know.
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Speaker 8: It's because it's interesting what we decide is too ridiculous. That guy there, he goes, oh, what if Bigfoot is actually a couple. Bigfoot's not real, but dwarves are and they're stacked on top, And people go, that's stupid. It's no more ridiculous than an invisible man who lives in the sky. It's no more ridiculous than that. So pick your own, come up with a new one. I'm sticking with bigfoot has regular feet, because if you is mildly plausible. But I'm all I'm saying is, if you're part of this uh these Ohio sasquat stalkers or whatever the hell they're calling down their akron Kuyahoga falls way, I will be in your midst tonight and I'll have on my I'll have on my night vision goggles. Rob right, What I do is I swap out my beer goggles.
00:26:24
Speaker 1: Yeah, with Mick Ultra and I'll swap on my bigfoot getting night goggles. Hey Bill, Hey guys, how are we doing today?
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Speaker 9: What's going on?
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Speaker 15: Oh?
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Speaker 18: You know, hey, listen, going back a few steps. You're talking about Gianni's coming to Cleveland. Yes, another co owner of the Milwaukee Bucks is our proud owner of the Cleveland Browns.
00:26:47
Speaker 13: Jimmy has one?
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Speaker 7: Is that true?
00:26:48
Speaker 1: The millwill keep, but he's got a hand in the Bucks.
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Speaker 18: He's like the next owner besides that guy, that other billion era.
00:26:55
Speaker 1: Really.
00:26:56
Speaker 8: Oh, I didn't know that. They refer to this guy as the co owner. So you're saying that Jimmy had One is the other co owner.
00:27:02
Speaker 18: Yeah, he's like the next guy in line. If this guy gets himself in trouble, he's like the governor or something.
00:27:08
Speaker 4: They're called governor.
00:27:10
Speaker 9: Oh oh, there's like a line of succession. Oh I didn't know that.
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Speaker 13: Yeah.
00:27:14
Speaker 8: All right, well then, uh I guess we'll find out, Uh Bill, what's going on anyway?
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Speaker 19: Oh?
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Speaker 8: Sorry, thank you, Bill? Sorry, I was, I was. I was charging up my night vision goggles over here, romas. I have to bring them. I'm gonna be I'm gonna look like Sam Fisher. Yeah, walking around down there.
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Speaker 4: What she.
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Speaker 3: Say? She does it?
00:28:11
Speaker 13: She left the room.
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Speaker 1: She loves another.
00:28:18
Speaker 8: By the way, how did I miss? The Journey is coming back to Cleveland?
00:28:22
Speaker 1: You missed it?
00:28:22
Speaker 9: I heard Rover was.
00:28:23
Speaker 8: Giving away tickets. He's got more tomorrow and I'm like, how did Yeah?
00:28:26
Speaker 1: How did I miss it? They announced it yesterday morning? Is it just them?
00:28:30
Speaker 9: It says an evening this is the farewell tour.
00:28:33
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:28:33
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody else, Well, nobody's announced, but right now it's just Journey. I have to imagine somewhat will open.
00:28:40
Speaker 8: The final Frontier Tour at the Rocket Arena. I think last time they were through they played Progressive Field right with that.
00:28:46
Speaker 9: It was like a cheap trick def Leopard, deaf leopard type thing.
00:28:49
Speaker 10: Yeah.
00:28:51
Speaker 8: I I do love Journey, but I gotta say I like Steve Perry Journey.
00:28:56
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel weird. Next it does but it's not like I just close your eyes. I mean, this dude's been in Journey longer than Steve Perry. That is true. That is true. But I'm with you.
00:29:09
Speaker 8: By the way, November the twelfth, that is a Thursday night at the Rock at Arena. Rogers got tickets tomorrow morning and Friday morning. I don't even know if they're on sale yet, but you can go to WMMS dot com by the way, at the contest page and you can register to win them there as well. But yeah, that one went right past me because I know that that kid a kid, I mean Arnell Panda. He's been in that band for so long. The guy who is fronting that band. I think he was the first one that kind of was like, I think I'm done. I think I'm done doing the tours. And Neil Sean has just been dragging this thing along for a while anyway, right Like he and Jonathan Kane are like actively suing each other. And it'd be weird if you go up on stage again. These are money making endeavors, you know, and you're selling tickets and whatever, but you're kind of playing all people's nostalgia if nothing else, but you're on stage every night and you're like acrimonious towards each other act and I know that that's not unprecedented, and there are a lot of bands who hated.
00:30:16
Speaker 9: Each other's cuts. But then, oh what do they say?
00:30:19
Speaker 8: It was magic when they got on stage and you're just there to play the songs, so it's not like you even have to.
00:30:27
Speaker 1: Chat.
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Speaker 8: But it would be more fun if you were on stage engaged in some camaraderie. So I don't know if the but they say this is their farewell tour, and I tend to believe them, yeah, because this is a band that I think they've wanted to get out for a while. But yeah, I guess I missed that one. Anyway, journeymusic dot Com will have their details. But anytime you see a special evening with that always tells me there's no opening act, and I just wonder, or will they be in the round?
00:31:00
Speaker 9: I think they'll be in the round.
00:31:02
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm just wondering if they're overestimating their ability to sell out an arena by themselves. I think this would be a better show at Blossom Well, and that's the problem. That's where they always go, right, So I don't know this is going to be interesting. I mean, if it's really the Farewell, I think it'll sell well. I worry about sellout by themselves, Joe.
00:31:25
Speaker 9: I don't know that you. I don't even know if they think they would sell out twenty.
00:31:29
Speaker 1: Thousand seats something like that. I mean, why do it? Well first of something they could sell it.
00:31:33
Speaker 9: Also, people.
00:31:36
Speaker 8: Bands have wiped their ass with the whole farewell tour thing for a while, for so long now that nobody believes it. So when a band goes this is it, say, let's come play Cleveland one more time, and people go, maybe it's a Thursday night in November, maybe because they figure they'll be back out in a couple of years.
00:32:00
Speaker 9: And it doesn't always go that way.
00:32:01
Speaker 1: You know.
00:32:02
Speaker 8: There's some bands are like, Nope, never coming back here again. So then you find out, oh, they just meant Cleveland. They didn't mean touring. They're never coming back to Cleveland again. But they'll tour.
00:32:12
Speaker 1: If it's in the round, it's nineteen thousand, five hundred and thirty. If it's end stage concert thirteen to five ninety one, So I guess they could probably they could sell thirteen thousand tickets.
00:32:24
Speaker 8: Yeah, all right, but I don't know, Wait, there's more ticket Oh yeah, yeah, of course there's.
00:32:29
Speaker 1: More in a round in the round that's right, floor is bigger.
00:32:31
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:32:33
Speaker 8: Now, if they ran into a ticket sales problem, do you think that maybe during the show there could be a Calves game? Oh right, like I yeah, and then like they play at one end, they shorten the Calves court a little bit, and then there's really something for everybody.
00:32:52
Speaker 1: So you're saying to run it at the same time.
00:32:54
Speaker 8: Yeah, concurrently, like if you're in a basketball the game's going on, if you're into journey and together they sell the place out.
00:33:02
Speaker 1: That's not that's not terrible. What do you think that would sound like?
00:33:06
Speaker 8: I mean what, I didn't think that far ahead. I'm just extemporaneously any way you wanted to say was on?
00:33:16
Speaker 1: Say they were playing that at the time, right, and then the Calves are playing basketball at the same time, You've got some squeaky shoes happening, You've got the oh oh, I see what you mean. Okay, so all of that could be happening at the same time. The cheer of the crowd when the ball goes in. Is that going to be distracting to the guys in the band certain things we have to think about logistically. Because I like the idea. I suspect that it probably would be very the two for one ticket. Yeah, let's go Calves, Let's go, let's go Calves. Let's go Calves, Caves, same fatfully, same fat fayfully?
00:34:02
Speaker 3: Fish do that? Do that?
00:34:05
Speaker 1: Is this the candy shack song?
00:34:10
Speaker 3: Hit the three?
00:34:14
Speaker 1: And what if somebody in the band gets hitting the head by a straight ball or good word, just distracting enough. It's two per ticket. I mean, hockey would just be silly.
00:34:28
Speaker 8: Hey, listen, if Mike Snyder is a huge Journey fan, we're golden.
00:34:32
Speaker 1: All right, we'll call them both.
00:34:36
Speaker 13: It's school prep.
00:34:37
Speaker 1: That's prep.
00:34:39
Speaker 4: What's cool?
00:34:40
Speaker 3: Press?
00:34:42
Speaker 1: Wait was that for us? Or is that part of the Show's the end of Oh god, damn it? And at the half the Calves lead ninety four eighty five and Journey is playing chang Reaction.
00:34:56
Speaker 8: I guess you know who the halftime entertainment will be. It will be Journey. They are your pre show, halftime and postgame entertainment. I think, all right, hey, listen, it might sound dumb to the untrained ear. I'm just saying that everybody's trying to figure out how to squeeze every last nickel out of us, the ticket purchasing consumer. Right, there's no idea too dumb with these companies and these promoters and these organizations. If it'll let them squeeze a couple of more ducats out of us, I think it works. But do you think they'll try it, Rob Nope, of course not. They'll just be naysayers. They'll be Johnny Glass half empty.
00:35:41
Speaker 1: Ooh.
00:35:42
Speaker 8: Now the Romo Fijo guy wants us to have a concert and a Cavs game. Hey, you know how popular Romo Fijo was, Right, don't you try this? Balls in your cord, Dan Gilbert. I don't know who's that take that, Dan Gilbert? So you know something to think of. Hey, Brian Johnson, not the ac DC guy. Okay, remember Brian Joe. We talked about him not that long ago. This is the really rich guy. These really rich guys that have way too much time on their hands. So rather than trying to solve the big problems that afflict the world or their community, they go, how can I keep myself around as long as possible? Because I'm a friggin genius well, this Brian Johnson guy was the dude who was spending millions of dollars biohacking. You know, I'm gonna inject myself with my teenage son's blood that kind of stuff.
00:36:46
Speaker 9: This is a guy who cashed out of tech.
00:36:48
Speaker 1: I think he was.
00:36:50
Speaker 8: You know, they call these guys entrepreneurs, but usually they end up doing one big cash out. They sell whatever they came up with, uh to one of the bigger tech companies and a ton of money. He did some startup and he sold it to PayPal for like eight hundred million dollars right a decade or so ago, which is impressive, no doubt.
00:37:10
Speaker 1: And so you know, with that kind of.
00:37:13
Speaker 8: Account, throwing a couple of million dollars at trying to keep yourself alive or young or whatever, that's just a few pennies in the fountain. And so over the past couple of years, this guy, there have been various dispatches from his experiments, and one was just as you know, kookie as the last he posted a thing last week. This guy kind of pops up like a woodchuck every so often, and he went viral again last week when he posted that he had engaged in oral sex with his wife, and he had posted about the microbiome of her anatomy. And he also bragged that he had zero microplastics in his testicles, which a cool bro b in twenty twenty six seems impossible.
00:38:04
Speaker 1: But okay, how did it? How did he phrase the oral sex thing engaged in?
00:38:09
Speaker 9: What did he say in his post? Just gave Kate oral sex?
00:38:14
Speaker 8: Okay there, good night everyone, and then posted some you know, because he's monitoring and measuring everything. I'm sure she enjoyed that when he was down there, and she probably had diodes all over her body, you know.
00:38:28
Speaker 1: Anyway, he went wide over that thing last week, if you pardon the pun. Sitting there with a little Q tip cotton swab making sure everything's on the up and up it up is a funny.
00:38:41
Speaker 8: I can't do it fine, you know, I'm gonna get you one of my ivermectins repositories and it's going to be just fine. Anyway, This is a guy who was spending all kinds of money on every manner of tests.
00:38:56
Speaker 9: He was using big data.
00:39:01
Speaker 8: To really drill down and get granular with all of the information in his body. Ultimately, these guys are all trying to cheat death. Right, it's not about improving the world. It's not about finding ways for all these people who call themselves entrepreneurs, they never really seem to point that genius in a way that's more altruistic. It's rarely outward. It's more inward. It's outward to the degree that they can make money from you. But at the end of the day, they're building bunkers and they're trying to figure out how long to keep themselves alive, because of course they're geniuses. Anyway, this guy spent a ton of money and he came to some final conclusions, Rob, and they are going to blow your mind. After hundreds of millions of dollars spent and years and I'm sure really his family, I'm sure had a lot of fun with this constantly at the forefront of his mind.
00:39:59
Speaker 4: Right.
00:39:59
Speaker 8: He has posted a list of things that he has discovered and I say, money well spent. He said, it's a list of forty one things, Rob, No, I don't know that I'm going to go through all of them. Forty one things that he's learned after spending millions on his longevity. Sleep is the world's most powerful drug, goll you never heard that. No be in your bed for eight hours? All right, we're zeroing two on things we've never heard before. I mean, you know, you go five or six deep in this. It's basically everything that every fitness influencer posts every single day, and they do it that for free. Don't eat right before bed. This guy, I'll tell you what if I had that kind of money.
00:40:50
Speaker 1: And learn what he learned. He's still talking about his wife. No, no, okay, I know I said don't eat right before bed. Addendum, I just gave Kate orle sex good night everybody. Oh right, listen, clams casino is okay. I know what I said. I said what I said, but I meant no screens one hour before bed. Again.
00:41:24
Speaker 3: We know this.
00:41:25
Speaker 1: Yes, give me some mud.
00:41:27
Speaker 7: Didn't know.
00:41:28
Speaker 8: Avoid sugar, Oh I'm seven deep. Avoid all things in an American convenience store. Avoid fried foods, chooes off at the door. That's a weird one. I got nothing to do with your longevity. Eat whole foods. Come back to his wife.
00:41:54
Speaker 1: I didn't know you could call it food.
00:41:56
Speaker 8: You can call it a hand food. Ro Another one right next to the whole food, The one right next to it. Walk a little after meals or air squats. Yeah, that's called a firwalk. We talked about firewalks for years. Around here. Again, I'm a dozen deep on this dumb guys list. Lift heavy things, got it? Get your heart rate high routinely. Okay, again, these might be things that people don't do, but it's not things people don't know. Stretch daily, drink more water, protect your skin in the sun. This guy walked around look like the cripkeeper. By the way, for all the money he spent made Jared Kushner look like the rock. Stand up straight well. Posture is important. That was a big one with my mom. That's why don't slouch rout. See at least one friend a week. All right, as soon as I get one, I will get off my back. Avoid plastic where you circulate air in rooms when stressed, breathe, go to the dentist.
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Speaker 1: Listen.
00:43:10
Speaker 9: I'm all for that one. Alcohol is bad for you.
00:43:14
Speaker 8: No coffee afternoon, like, come on, four hundred million dollars this guy spent, and this is what he's.
00:43:24
Speaker 9: Avoid.
00:43:24
Speaker 8: Long distance traveling wherever you can sleep in a cold room. Here's number thirty. If obese look into a GLP one.
00:43:34
Speaker 1: Oh thank you. Yeah, the rest of the world is already way ahead of you.
00:43:36
Speaker 2: Bro.
00:43:38
Speaker 1: I think this guy's just having like buyer's remorse now and he's like, God, damn it, I could have figured all this out for fifty bucks.
00:43:43
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's like he's taking the piss or something. Limit social media use brilliant Wow, what an oracle?
00:43:51
Speaker 4: Wow.
00:43:52
Speaker 8: Don't smoke anything, incorporate new things slowly, do less. Most things don't work. The end of his forty one point list is do less. Start here will change your life. Here's my forty one point list of all the things I've learned. I don't see one thing on there that we didn't already know. Like, Bro, we're waiting for you to drop some knowledge on us.
00:44:22
Speaker 9: After all this.
00:44:23
Speaker 8: You've inserted yourself into our news feeds for two or three years with all of your you know, when they were very sensational stories. Obviously a lot of clickbait stuff. I'm injecting myself with my teenager's blood. Nothing creepy about that. He's like the Sea Montgomery Burns of you know. And so there's his list. Hey, sleep a lot, and don't eat junk food. Hey cool bro, And that's again why it does go back to the fundamental truth. You know, all these fitness influencers and all these people that are trying to obviously most of them are trying to sell you supplements or sell you something, so it's why they're telling But it's very very simple. Exercise and eat less than you should right, eat less, exercise more. It's very very simple. Now, you can't build a fitness empire on that. You got to try to sell people crap. But the same thing with this guy, move more, eat less.
00:45:18
Speaker 1: Just got a text from a buddy says Alan was confused about to take the shoes off at the door. It's actually because your shoes carry so much bacteria on them that if you don't wear them in the house, your chance of getting sick goes down significantly. I learned that in a science podcast once. That's helpful. So there you go, that's helpful. Why not say that, then shoes off of the door, because X not just take your shoes off like that, like explain it, say what that is, if there's a reason behind it, take your shoes off at the door. I just thought, like I do it, don't. I don't wear shoes in the house. I have my house slippers. Nice, nice pair of house slippers, kind of like mister Rogers. When I get home, honestly, I change into a different hoodie and a different pair of sweatpants and slippers. Different hoodie, Yeah, I don't. I don't wear my work hoodie because I've been out in it.
00:46:05
Speaker 8: You want to feel like work is at work and home is at home. And sometimes it's as simple as what you're wearing. And I'm bringing like, I'm bringing stuff back with me. I just like to change when I get in the door.
00:46:15
Speaker 1: Vibes just no, no, just stuff things, your mojo, other people's things.
00:46:21
Speaker 8: Take your shoes off, all right? Because Joe Cocker wanted you to leave your hat on.
00:46:26
Speaker 1: Right in nine and a half weeks, you couldn't leave your hat, well, Kim Basinger, Yeah, only your hat? Yeah please.
00:46:38
Speaker 9: Anyway, that's this guy's list.
00:46:41
Speaker 8: I'm sure if you missed any of it, you can google it and find it yourself and it will reveal to you untold.
00:46:51
Speaker 9: Mental riches.
00:46:54
Speaker 2: But there you go.
00:46:54
Speaker 8: After tens of millions of dollars, some people say upwards of four hundred million dollars.
00:46:59
Speaker 1: That's probably I don't know if that's right, but uh, you know, and listen on equivocally.
00:47:04
Speaker 8: The guy's in good shape, but he's like, I'm however old he is forty eight or so I'm forty eight.
00:47:10
Speaker 9: It look like him twenty. No, you don't.
00:47:13
Speaker 1: For one thing.
00:47:14
Speaker 8: You look your age, look good for your age. But most people, if they take care of themselves, can look good for their age without spending millions of dollars. And so you know, hey, drink less, try to eat more vegetables. Cool, yeah, man, well done, bro. Don't eat before bed unless it's your wife.
00:47:39
Speaker 1: The Allen Carr Show on.
00:47:41
Speaker 7: One hundred see Allen Cox Show.
00:47:47
Speaker 17: Sure you could listen to another show, but then how would you find the puppies we buried in boxes around the city.
00:47:56
Speaker 1: Point sevenmms.
00:48:00
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, all right, okay, okay, all right.
00:48:12
Speaker 1: They freak find you out on wheelchairs motorized by electric motives made by Goblins and factory.
00:48:19
Speaker 14: They're my drywall and other products that they're gonna get back their home on the sofa by a man named Chandler Ming who died in a free hotab an accident.
00:48:32
Speaker 3: And that is time drinking non.
00:48:34
Speaker 8: Flavored water on a cobolar CD giving away those Berea rib cookoff tickets made me thinking the Viagra boys Man Made of Meat is the song. I will have more Calves tickets for you as well, playoff tickets for Friday. Whatever you win with me this afternoon, I'll throw in a couple four Friday Night Rock and Arena. They're in Detroit tonight for Game five. Calves managed to even up the series here at home and hopefully that momentum will continue the Little Caesars Arena tonight eight o'clock tip, seven thirty pre game here on WNMS, and then they will come back home on Friday for that game. The official watch party with Cavalier tonight is at game on in Parma Heights, and I think that starts around one hour before game time. I will be a little bit farther south attending to some other business. I'll be in Kihoga Falls tonight at the Basement on Monroe Falls Out Road, Monroe for Mick Ultra and trying. If you're a soccer fan, maybe you're like, eh, basketball is fine, Baseball's fun. I am into footboard, Micultro. We're doing our soccer challenge and for grabs, a couple of tickets for the World Cup, thefo World Cup, the Philly game end of June. So I'll be in Kihoga Falls tonight after show seven to nine. If you want to come down, I'm sure the game will be on by the way, So certainly don't let my presence deter you. Let's hang, shall we. I don't get that often robbed ki Hooga Falls, and so I'll be there tonight from seven to nine. But a lot of these appearances we're doing, Rob is filling in for me. On Saturday, He'll be at Slim and Chubbies in Strongsville watching people kick balls.
00:50:27
Speaker 1: It's hopefully not mine.
00:50:28
Speaker 8: I think that's from three to five. Three to five, So go say how to Rob on Saturday down there in Strongsville. But the entire schedule of where we're going to be, you know, I might rattle off a spot to you and you're like, ah, it's too far. Might be a place near you, though, So you can go to WMMS dot com and hit the contest page.
00:50:45
Speaker 1: There you'll find out how long will it take you to get there from here the Cuyhoga Falls. Yeah, like a half hour?
00:50:50
Speaker 8: Yeah, not that not that long because if it takes me a little bit longer. It's like I like to give myself a bit of a buffer. Yep, but seven o'clock start, it'll take me about I should get the.
00:51:03
Speaker 1: Right at seven. Get the right at seven depends on, obviously, in the traffic situation. But it'll be fine, it'll be good. We'll get down there.
00:51:13
Speaker 8: You know, we get these email blasts not only within the company, but I also see, you know, the trade magazines. We talk about this all the time. And I got one this morning from one of the broadcast publications, and it's did.
00:51:30
Speaker 1: You see the headline about this company?
00:51:31
Speaker 8: Do you see that the which part iHeartMedia credits broadcast radio for podcast growth?
00:51:40
Speaker 1: No, I can't imagine that. It's we run forty seven promos an hour talking about some dumb podcast. You know how we are the promotional engine for podcasts?
00:51:53
Speaker 5: Right?
00:51:53
Speaker 8: I can't imaginely, it's barely the industry has taken notice.
00:51:59
Speaker 1: And I just wonder how much money we spent on that research to come up with such a fact. I don't know, I don't know's.
00:52:07
Speaker 9: Got something to say? Well, just have the red talk back Mike on the free iHeartRadio app.
00:52:11
Speaker 4: I'm listening to it, and he's commercials pop in and why don't they.
00:52:15
Speaker 9: Want to Why don't they want to use my promo?
00:52:17
Speaker 1: I don't know, because I think it's great.
00:52:21
Speaker 3: Well.
00:52:21
Speaker 9: What was funny, though, was in the in the body of that article, was.
00:52:27
Speaker 8: The company also unveiled a cost savings initiative. Yeah you see that, Yeah, for the second half of twenty twenty six, because revenue of the company is up. It's it's a little bit of balance sheet magic, right, you go, revenues up because we got rid of a bunch of costs.
00:52:47
Speaker 9: That's fine, that's how any business works.
00:52:50
Speaker 8: But the further into the article, they said that the back half of twenty twenty six there was going to be a fifty million dollar lost savings initiative.
00:53:01
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they already tried to damage control on that one. Say how they were going to do that no layoffs? Yeah, well, that's that's what I've already heard. Was Oh no, no, no, they're saying that's what they already did. That's like this last round of them firing everybody all a month ago. This is all in present tense. I'm just telling you, that's what That's what one of the Keiths told me yesterday. All right, Oh no, no, no, that's not a new fifty million. That's the fifty million we just saved from firing people across the country.
00:53:29
Speaker 9: Okay, listen, I mean, you know who knows.
00:53:32
Speaker 1: I don't.
00:53:32
Speaker 9: I only know what they what they put.
00:53:35
Speaker 8: And tense is very tense is important when you're talking about because this is all about the back half of twenty twenty six, which, by Mike uh clock has not happened yet. So but I thought that was funny. It's right there in the article. And we get these email blasts, and we get these for people in the industry who subscribed to these, you know, magazine emails, and they were like, oh yeah, they're gonna do. Part of that they're gonna do is layoffs. Like who else could they pleased? Well, it says, yeah, play, but I have mirrors in my house.
00:54:12
Speaker 1: Rob, So I you know, plans to cut more costs in twenty six than originally projected it. Yeah, but savings made possible through technology and AI. Wait, hold on, hang on, I'm gonna check right here. Nope, says we're guaranteed human. You don't use AI in this company. I emails says guaranteed human yeah, I know, you don't use AI at iHeart.
00:54:35
Speaker 7: Now.
00:54:35
Speaker 8: I already knew that I was a human because I got that Capsha test, right, Yeah, so I had no indication whatsoever that now. Granted, sure I've been referred to as inhuman by a variety of close acquaintances ex girlfriends and wives, rob, but that's not what they're talking about here, right, I'm a flesh and blood man, a man made of eat, according to the Viagrant Boys. And I just thought that was funny though, because I thought I was reading the thing this morning and I was like, hey, listen, you know, you know, tech and media having a hard time.
00:55:12
Speaker 1: It's tough.
00:55:13
Speaker 9: But the good news is and they're like, oh, we're gonna there's layoffs, like, oh, the good.
00:55:17
Speaker 1: News is we created Body by Jake Radio on the iHeartRadio after.
00:55:21
Speaker 8: I don't know what that is Jake Steinfeld, Yeah yeah, from the nineteen eighties, right.
00:55:25
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, something that everybody's just clamoring for.
00:55:30
Speaker 8: I think that my grandmother probably thought that was the guy who had the sitcom. Yeah, Body by Jake, Well, he was a big deal back in the day. Yeah, he's still in good shase.
00:55:41
Speaker 1: It's great to get that on now in twenty twenty six when he's really relevant.
00:55:46
Speaker 9: Well, you know what, though, it's a testament rob to how we can.
00:55:53
Speaker 8: What's the word I'm looking for, how we can reinvigorate some personalities out there. Uh huh, that's what I'm going with Body by Jake Global. So that's a podcast.
00:56:05
Speaker 4: I don't know.
00:56:07
Speaker 1: It says Body by Jake Radio as I saw, So maybe we're creating a radio channel on the iHeartRadio app for I was.
00:56:13
Speaker 9: Walking through and we listen. I guess the beauty of the.
00:56:19
Speaker 8: Depth and breadth of a podcast library is that there truly is something for every single person and niche.
00:56:27
Speaker 9: That exists.
00:56:28
Speaker 8: I was walking to the kitchen this morning to fill up my water bottle, and you know, we had the huge video monitor in our lobby and it's mostly commercials for podcasts. If you were walking down Euclid Avenue, you would never in a million years see the Alan Cox show logo flashed this video screen. It's for the company's podcast or whatever. It's fine, those are their properties. They should do what they want to do with them. But one of the advertisements for a podcast was called Viva Betty, and I was like, Oh that. I don't know what that is, but it looked sharp and it had a guy and a girl, and I was like, oh, maybe that's maybe she's Betty and they are talking about her life or you know, whatever they do. Now it's two people who have a podcast about rewatching the TV show Ugly Betty.
00:57:18
Speaker 9: Oh remember Ugly Betty?
00:57:20
Speaker 8: Yeah?
00:57:20
Speaker 9: From twenty years ago?
00:57:22
Speaker 1: Uh huh?
00:57:24
Speaker 9: I mean I watched it first run.
00:57:27
Speaker 8: That's how I was first exposed to the lovely America for era crazy talented.
00:57:34
Speaker 9: It's in the Barbie movie not long ago.
00:57:37
Speaker 8: Ugly Betty was a network television show twenty years ago, and twenty years hence a guy his friends said that, you know, we should do.
00:57:48
Speaker 1: Now.
00:57:48
Speaker 9: They're not alone. There are a lot of shows.
00:57:49
Speaker 8: There are a lot of podcasts where they rewatch television shows and then talk about.
00:57:55
Speaker 1: Has anyone started the what was your show with Ted Night? Was it eighty enough?
00:58:01
Speaker 9: Too close?
00:58:03
Speaker 1: Has anyone done a rewatch of that show in a podcast?
00:58:05
Speaker 9: Who just blew my mind? To their credit, there's our podcast.
00:58:13
Speaker 8: To their credit, this company has never come to me requesting a podcast, because I already do enough goddamn work.
00:58:21
Speaker 1: However, the bottom line is if they came to me and said, hey, what if you would you want to do it too close for I think it's great. Oh it's not, but it's funny. I bet you a million people would listen.
00:58:35
Speaker 9: A million people.
00:58:36
Speaker 1: Yep, people are listening to an ugly Betty podcast. No, no, no, I don't know that they're listening to it.
00:58:43
Speaker 8: I mean, the deep dark secret of podcasts is there are four hundred million of them, and about ten of them have listeners because the barriers to entry are so low. So you you know, you have a massive library and you have options for people, but there are an infinitesimal fraction of them have sizeable audiences. So you could be right. There could be tons be listen to that. I'd never heard of it. I just saw that as I was walking into the kitchen. I thought it was funny, and then and then it was funnier when I realized.
00:59:10
Speaker 19: What it was.
00:59:11
Speaker 1: But if they're promoting it on that type of thing there, Monroe, there must be an audience. Yeah, maybe there could very well be. I had never heard it.
00:59:19
Speaker 8: I liked that show back in the day, twenty years ago. Imagine, I didn't know that it was on anybody's radar anymore.
00:59:25
Speaker 1: But imagine us sitting down after episode one Too Close for Comfort, saying, did you see how Sarah entered the room, Alan, she kind of sashade in if you will.
00:59:41
Speaker 8: Yeah, but you know what, There's also there's one called Office Ladies, and that's Jenni Fisher and Angelackinzie.
00:59:46
Speaker 9: Okay, that one.
00:59:47
Speaker 1: They were on the show.
00:59:48
Speaker 9: That's what I'm saying.
00:59:49
Speaker 8: They were on the show, and they can give you behind the scenes stuff, and they have other people on. I mean, you know, that's a whole different thing. But if now, I'm not sure the people who are hosting the one I was just talking about, they could be really well known people.
01:00:04
Speaker 1: I don't know.
01:00:05
Speaker 8: Again, I was just passing by the monitor or the screen and I kind of looked at it and realized what it was. Those two people doing it could already be really well known.
01:00:14
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not sure how I felt about season three, episode two of Too Close for Comfort.
01:00:20
Speaker 19: Allen.
01:00:20
Speaker 1: Did you notice when Henry said hello to Monroe? It was a different time. It wasn't its normal Monroe sound. Something was off. Did you notice that.
01:00:33
Speaker 8: I did not notice that. No, But trouble is ted Night's gone. Nancy Dusso I think is dead. Jim Bullock I think is still alive. I think the daughters are probably still alive. Debora van Volkenberg was the brunette and the blonde actress was Lydia Cornell.
01:00:52
Speaker 9: And then of course Jim J. Bullock would come in as who he was.
01:00:56
Speaker 8: Monroe Monroe Ficus was the character, but I think they brought him in season two.
01:01:04
Speaker 1: But see, we got endless things to talk about on our Too Close for Comfort podcast. Come up with a fun name for it.
01:01:10
Speaker 8: Well, we call it too Close to Comfort with the number two. Yes, yes, hey, listen anyway, whatever, it's all the day's work, right. I don't get tied up in that stuff, because that doesn't I gotta do my thing every single day, every single day, I have to fill up four hours of dead air. And no matter how much fun we might have on a particular day, and we have a lot of fun, I gotta come back and do it all over again the very next day. So I gotta tend to my own garden. As it were, this would just be a passion project for the love of the game. Everybody, Hey, ron.
01:01:50
Speaker 19: Hey guys, good afternoon.
01:01:52
Speaker 1: It's going on run.
01:01:55
Speaker 4: Not much.
01:01:56
Speaker 19: So two quick things. First, I heard you're saying you would appreciate it if people called in with their crazy bigfoot theories.
01:02:06
Speaker 1: Sure, well, this is nothing like that.
01:02:10
Speaker 19: So do you think just lexic cows go oom?
01:02:16
Speaker 1: No?
01:02:18
Speaker 19: Okay, I was just wondering that. And why is it when you? I know it's a thing and it's entertaining, but why is it when you when you say the station's call letters, you sound like you're being greatly pained.
01:02:35
Speaker 9: When I say w m ms.
01:02:38
Speaker 13: Yes, I wasn't.
01:02:40
Speaker 1: I wasn't.
01:02:41
Speaker 9: I wasn't aware of that greatly pained?
01:02:43
Speaker 1: Is he doing a bit?
01:02:44
Speaker 9: Or I can never tell with Ron? When I say w m ms, it sounds like I'm in pain.
01:02:50
Speaker 19: Yeah, you're doing like the DJ voice, but it sounds like you just had a stomach ulter.
01:02:54
Speaker 8: Oh I thought you meant like it when I'm in a promo or something, or I'm going ABELTI that whole thing, the dumb sports.
01:03:03
Speaker 13: Guy that bit.
01:03:04
Speaker 8: Yeah, well, I am pained insofar as I know in one point five seconds it's going to be over. Ron that hilarious, hilarious, over the top sports announcer voice rob so funny, so uh thank you.
01:03:22
Speaker 3: Ron.
01:03:22
Speaker 1: There's Ron in Corning in New York. And in order to hit that pitch, you have to squeeze a testicle, and that usually is the the sound you're hearing.
01:03:32
Speaker 8: Not only that, but guess what spoiler per the instructions of billionaire Brian Johnson, Rob my.
01:03:38
Speaker 1: Testicles microplastics free.
01:03:42
Speaker 2: You know why?
01:03:43
Speaker 1: Because I stopped eating before dinner. Well done. Yes, I started breathing when I got stressed out. And you don't buy anything from convenience.
01:03:51
Speaker 8: Stories, No, and I go to the dentist. Oh, you know the rich. They really are smarter, aren't they?
01:04:00
Speaker 1: Like us? Alan?
01:04:03
Speaker 8: Today is International Hummus Day? Are you going to celebrate? I had a bit of hummus last night as a matter of fact, so perhaps I was a bit premature with my celebration of International Hummus Day. But I will probably not have hummus two days in a row. Rob, Are you a hummus guy?
01:04:23
Speaker 3: I am?
01:04:23
Speaker 1: I love hummy? Okay, are you a flavored hummus guy? See? I like original the og.
01:04:28
Speaker 8: I that's fine, that's fine, but I would prefer a little bit of something really, yeah, a little bit of something.
01:04:37
Speaker 1: Melissa, buy the red pepper ones sometimes, Eh, it's fine. I make it.
01:04:41
Speaker 8: I like them, of course, of course you do. I make my own hummus. Not hard, it's huh No, it's soft. It's chickpeas.
01:04:50
Speaker 1: It's very very easy to make, and it's delicious when you make it fresh. Yeah, but it does not have a shelf life. No, you gotta make it and eat it. Brus Oh, that was a uh listeria like the Deaf Leopard record. You're gonna get that with that hummus? Who knew there was a hummus day?
01:05:10
Speaker 9: Good for you? Yeah, person who texted me? Did you know today was hummus Day?
01:05:16
Speaker 2: No?
01:05:17
Speaker 1: No, no, I did not. What do you mean that hummus doesn't have a shelf life?
01:05:23
Speaker 8: You can't keep it for a long time because it's a long time, yeah for bacteria, like a couple of days. Well, I mean you really do only have a couple of days on homos? I mean because yeah, I thought you met like right away, Like, if you're making it fresh, you shouldn't hang on to it too long. The other stuff has preservatives in it. Why aren't you getting You just looked very confused by what I said.
01:05:47
Speaker 1: When you buy it in the store, it comes with preservatives or things like that, so when you make it, it doesn't have any of that, so it doesn't last as long in your fridge. I thought you met like by end of day, no.
01:06:00
Speaker 8: Business, you better have that hummus thrown down your gullet. No, there's a They built a whole new strip of like chain restaurants and Starb's or whatever out by me, and there's a place called Hummus Republic.
01:06:14
Speaker 1: You ever heard of this? No, it's I don't.
01:06:16
Speaker 8: I didn't know what it was, and I was like, I googled it. I was like, oh, it's pretty self explanatory. I haven't gotten in there yet. It's called Hummus Republic, And I'm like, what a wild name for a spot there. But there's a handful of them around the country. There's one out in Avon. But so anyway, I'm sure Rob, that will be ground zero if you will for the big International Hummus Day.
01:06:40
Speaker 1: I'm gonna want to stop and grab some on the way home, That's what I'm saying. Pop into aladdins, Yeah, the chicken fatooshe yeah, and a little bit of hummus ground CHICKPEA delicious difference between a garbonzo bean and a chickpea. I do, yes, what's the difference, Robst? I never paid fifty dollars to have a garbanzobiam in fifty. It's a bargain twice the price.
01:07:18
Speaker 13: Come on man.
01:07:22
Speaker 9: Oh so anyway, hey, thanks for hitting me up with that yummy.
01:07:32
Speaker 1: Ellen.
01:07:32
Speaker 9: What if I Eric in Pennhills.
01:07:34
Speaker 8: What if I started the Allen Cox Show show where my podcast is talking about your show, Well, you'd probably get through one and a half episodes having anything interesting to talk about. But that was floated out a couple of people. Remember you let your let your you follow your bliss. Huh there was floated out there by a couple of people.
01:07:55
Speaker 1: Yeah, I heard.
01:07:56
Speaker 8: I heard a couple of fans who wanted to do that, and I was like, listen, man, your time is your own. I would never recommend wasting your time on that, but uh, you know, what are you gonna do? Like I said, the barriers to entry are practically nil, So people can talk about whatever they want and they can upload it somewhere and somebody else might listen to it.
01:08:18
Speaker 14: Eighty Alan Cox Show one WMMS call The Alan Cox Show.
01:08:25
Speaker 1: Thanks for turning me on and allowing me to spend this time with you.
01:08:30
Speaker 14: I hope I can turn you one two, one, six, five seven eight one double oh seven.
01:08:34
Speaker 7: Or three four eight one double oh seven.
01:08:57
Speaker 8: This song was originally supposed to be like a mid tempo song I'll Spin the Black Circle off of was Vitology, their second album, Pearl Jam's second record. It was Vitology right Spin the Black Circle was the first track they pulled off, and it was real fast. It was like under three minutes, and Stone Gossard had written like this mellow riff and Eddie Goes would just speed it up, and the other guys in the band, I guess weren't too happy about it because they didn't want to do it like a real fast kind of punk song or whatever.
01:09:27
Speaker 1: But I love this song.
01:09:29
Speaker 8: Pearl Jam has announced their first show in twenty twenty six. It's this like festival that Eddie does I think in Hawaii, but they haven't done a show yet.
01:09:36
Speaker 9: I forgot Matt Cameron left.
01:09:38
Speaker 8: He was behind the drums for a long long time, drummed for Sound Garden of course, until Chris Cornell died, and then when those guys would do stuff would be in there. But he Pearl Jam scooped him up right away and he finally had enough, but I forgot that he quit. So I don't know who is behind the drums now for Pearl Jam, But if love these guys, you could conceivably go see them in California.
01:10:05
Speaker 9: I guess not who.
01:10:05
Speaker 8: It's called the Ohana Festival, and they've been doing this for a decade. It's basically just Eddie and Pearl Jam going here's a bunch of bands that we think you'd like and that we would like you to hang out with us. So it's like Alabama Shiks and Billy Idyl Pixies from Boston, Boston Fontaine's DC, which I think is a great band. And I don't hear people. I don't see them getting a lot of love. They were here not long ago, were they?
01:10:33
Speaker 1: Yeah? Last year? Hey they're a fun band? Was it the was it the Gentleman? Did they have the theme song too?
01:10:41
Speaker 4: Oh?
01:10:42
Speaker 9: Yeah, the mob thing?
01:10:43
Speaker 3: Yeah?
01:10:43
Speaker 8: Mobland or Pierce Brosnan and Tom Hartsey. Yeah, I knew it was a guy Ritchie joint.
01:10:48
Speaker 3: Yeah.
01:10:49
Speaker 8: Remember but the bands, they're Irish fun Band's great anyway. Pearl Jam's first show in twenty twenty six is going to be this Ohana Festival.
01:10:56
Speaker 9: But and Matt Cameron, there's no animosity.
01:10:59
Speaker 8: He was just like, look, man, he'd been with Pearl Jam for a long long time, since ninety eight, I think, and so yeah, a long time. And then he's like, ah, I'm done. I don't want to tour anymore. I want to, you know, do my own thing. So this fall, it's a three day festival out there in California. It's called the Ohana Festival. And if you're a Pearl Jam fan, the tickets are on sale. Billy Idol and Eddie veteran friends and Pearl Jam blah blah.
01:11:27
Speaker 7: You know.
01:11:28
Speaker 8: Monday is going to be nine years that Chris Cornell's dead. Nine times we've lamented the annual passing.
01:11:39
Speaker 9: Wow, Chris Cornell's death. I was in an elevator when I found out.
01:11:44
Speaker 1: Nine times, nine times, nine time.
01:11:48
Speaker 9: Just you know who Chris Cornell is?
01:11:52
Speaker 1: Your MIC's off? I think, or we have it off. She's up?
01:11:56
Speaker 7: Yeah, I do you do?
01:11:58
Speaker 1: Okay? Yeah? I can't remember from what banned right, So you don't know who he's done? So interesting, Okay, you tell me how you know him? Doesn't Corey like him. Yes, but that you know.
01:12:15
Speaker 11: So when I say you know who Chris Cornell is, you go, yes, Corey likes him. That's the only way I would know. Ah, all right, yeah, I think he has a tattoo of him, of Chris Cornell. Maybe I'm thinking of someone else you are you might be? Are you thinking of Chester Bennington?
01:12:29
Speaker 19: Sure?
01:12:30
Speaker 9: Okay, Corey has a Chester Bennington tattoo.
01:12:33
Speaker 8: I know Chester well, I know all that. I know his deep and abiding love. I guess I didn't realize he'd gotten some ink. I mean, it makes perfect sense. I just didn't know that.
01:12:40
Speaker 1: Yeah. It looks like the you know when they make the Saint candles. It's like that with Chester Benington. Chris Cornell look like Jesus. Yeah.
01:12:49
Speaker 11: Never saw a picture of him until I just looked him up. You've never seen Chris Cornell before.
01:12:54
Speaker 1: I know who he is.
01:12:55
Speaker 9: It is interesting what people well, you know who?
01:12:58
Speaker 1: I know his name?
01:12:59
Speaker 5: Yeah?
01:13:00
Speaker 1: Uh, it gets thrown around sometimes, like nine times ironically, Robb.
01:13:07
Speaker 8: You might recall Chris Cornell did the theme song for Daniel Craig's first James.
01:13:12
Speaker 1: Bond film, and the song was called you Know My Name?
01:13:18
Speaker 8: Except that's all that just know that all I know of Chris Cornell is that Corey has a tattoo of him, except he doesn't.
01:13:28
Speaker 1: It's Chester Pennington, right, the other guy who passed away tragically.
01:13:34
Speaker 8: Right, Yeah, yeah, No, I was still on the air in Detroit and they had their last show was at the Fox Theater they had played the night before, and I was gonna go, and I wish that I had because I love Soundgarden, but I didn't go, and so I uh And then he went to his hotel room after that show and hanged himself, and they I think they just kind of came to the conclusion that he was on so many like prescriptions or whatever, that they got the better of him. And obviously you'll never know if people intend to do those things, but I think by the time you're wrapping something around your neck and fixing it to a door, party knows what's going on.
01:14:20
Speaker 1: Well. He and Chester were close too, so that was that was kind of the big part of that. What happened with Chester inevitably too, m.
01:14:28
Speaker 8: H yeah, because what Chester would die a couple of months later? Yeah, same year, right, Chris Cornell and May and Chester in July. I remember where I was when I heard that Chester Bennington died. I was in a car on my way to the up and I'd pulled over to get some snacks, and whoever was on the local radio station wherever we were in the middle of Michigan was talking about how the Lincoln Park front man Chester Bettington those felt. I was like, oh, man, there's a lot of gen Z kids. This was like gen Z's Cobaine if you were into that music, right, you're talking about Chester, yeah, Chester over Yeah, it was like the gen Z ker Cobain. Alan Jess sure is cute, but it blows my mind how much stuff she doesn't know. Yeah, but again she's twenty seven. Oh my god, and so I can't really hold it against her. I certainly don't mean to, you know, I like to have fun with it. I'm flabbergasted as well sometimes, But.
01:15:31
Speaker 1: I don't know.
01:15:32
Speaker 8: I know a lot of stuff. Vitology is Pearl Jam's third record, Thank You. Devotion at Versus was the one in the middle.
01:15:39
Speaker 1: Thanks.
01:15:41
Speaker 9: Uh, you do know a lot of stuff.
01:15:42
Speaker 8: I'm not saying you don't know a lot of stuff, right, I'm just saying that sometimes things that we will bring to your attention. You don't know, that's fine. I mean it's pop culture stuff, you know, that's uh whatever. Oh Rob, you see who died? By the way, speaking of people dying, God, an actor by the name of Donald Gibb has passed away. And you might not know the name, which might know the face. He was seventy one years old. He was ubiquitous in the eighties on film. He was Ogre in Revenge of the Nerds.
01:16:22
Speaker 1: Robin Words. He was the guy to get all bug eyed nerd, get all numer Yes, that's when.
01:16:34
Speaker 8: That was the first commercial for Willie Wonka's new candy line back during the eighties.
01:16:41
Speaker 9: They're tiny and they come in a box and they have two flavors.
01:16:45
Speaker 8: Donald Gibb played Ogre, and he had had a lot of ongoing health issues and looked obviously very different than he did back in the day.
01:16:54
Speaker 9: He was seventy one years old, but you could still tell that's who it was.
01:16:56
Speaker 8: Right, had a long gray beard, and he would still kind of make appearances at comic cons and things like that, but he would show up in those kinds of movies.
01:17:07
Speaker 14: Right.
01:17:07
Speaker 8: Ted McGinley would always be the good looking dude. He'd always be like the the preppy douchebag yep, and Robert Gibb would be the guy who was screaming at people. It's a big meathead. He died at home in Texas, where reports are a lot of people die.
01:17:32
Speaker 10: And was that.
01:17:35
Speaker 8: I mean, he was primarily known for that, but clearly he had to have had other lines in the film. They didn't just have him screaming nerds.
01:17:43
Speaker 1: There wasn't a lot. I mean, he was no, his character was more visual than he was. He was like a big lummis. Yeah, there was no Do you remember who the football coach was, John John Goodman.
01:17:54
Speaker 4: Yeah.
01:17:56
Speaker 9: Revenge of the Nerds too, Electric Buggaloo Nerds.
01:17:59
Speaker 1: In Paris has probably the funniest ogre scene in it. I sent it to you earlier. It might be the greatest urination scene in any movie. Is it something that I can air on the I mean, yeah, I don't think the guy's in the hot tub curse. It's just it just goes on for like two minutes, and the stream doesn't change, the sound doesn't change, and after like the first forty five seconds, the guys in the hot tub start to realize that it just keeps going and going and going, and so they're still having their conversation about how to get rid of the nerds. Should we kill them? Should we do the bhah bah blah blah. And every once in a while you see like they turn and look back and his pants are down just you see maybe a quarter of an inch of his ass crack and he's just peeing. It is It is so funny. And as soon as he's done, the second he finishes, he turns around and just screams nerds. So that goes to show you his lines in that film are very minimal, but he does. He turns around and just yells nerds and walks back to the hot tub. And that's the end of the scene.
01:19:08
Speaker 13: Trash in their house.
01:19:09
Speaker 4: Last year, that didn't work.
01:19:12
Speaker 6: He locked him out of the hotel.
01:19:14
Speaker 1: I checked into another.
01:19:15
Speaker 4: So what are we gonna do?
01:19:16
Speaker 9: Oh Jesus, that's Brad Whitford, isn't it?
01:19:18
Speaker 4: It is?
01:19:18
Speaker 3: Wow?
01:19:19
Speaker 9: I haven't seen this movie one hundred year.
01:19:20
Speaker 1: You're the one with a two point zero average to two point two. We can't shake these guys in Christ. There can be a nuclear war, there'd be nothing left with cockroaches and nerves. Let's kill him.
01:19:39
Speaker 9: It's like me, I'm alone, Pier, I know, yeah, I go once a.
01:19:42
Speaker 1: Day, I'll see I got it.
01:19:45
Speaker 20: It's so simple.
01:19:46
Speaker 8: They're turning around looking because he's just standing there and it's door open.
01:19:51
Speaker 1: And what is the thing that every man in the world is afraid of? I don't know, tiny what guys? You know, one time or another every man in this tub has been petrified that a chick is going to see him without his clothes on and see how small his really is. Right Jesus come, he'saing the whole time. He's just still standing back there. Uh huh, it's finally done.
01:20:22
Speaker 3: O good.
01:20:23
Speaker 2: Oh.
01:20:23
Speaker 8: So he's drunk and he's just screaming nerds of people, even though he's drunk, always holding a beer.
01:20:30
Speaker 1: Nerds he just always, always, always was just that was his thing. Anytime he would see one, he would yell. But then the big hook in this movie spoiler alert is at the end of the movie, ogre joins Lamb to Lamb to Lambda, it becomes a nerd himself.
01:20:47
Speaker 7: All right.
01:20:47
Speaker 1: They put him in like horner and glasses and they clean him up right, yeah, all right. Reese's hairbag was that with lamar La trelle Uh huh, yeah, yeah, they were all in the second one.
01:20:56
Speaker 8: Very problematic stereotypes in those eighties movies. Well, anyway, Don GiB he would show up in other films, you know, but I mean he was anytime they talked about it, and they were like, oh, he was the you know, his iconic role and Revenge of the Nerds, and there's some Robert Carrodine wasn't he talking about?
01:21:13
Speaker 1: Didn't he just die? He did?
01:21:15
Speaker 9: Robert Carodine just died.
01:21:16
Speaker 8: And before that I thought that there had been some conversation about them now rebooting the Nerds.
01:21:21
Speaker 9: Franchise or something like that, but.
01:21:24
Speaker 8: Not without Robert Gibb, and certainly not without sorry Donald Gibb, and not without.
01:21:34
Speaker 9: Robert Carrodine.
01:21:35
Speaker 8: Now, to the best of my knowledge, Donald Gibb is not related to the brothers GiB correct.
01:21:40
Speaker 1: Well you can hear that singing voice of his there. He just sings Nerds in aren Are Nah.
01:21:47
Speaker 8: So he was a guy that was always working, you know, and post Revenge of the Nerds, people recognized who he was.
01:21:53
Speaker 4: Might not.
01:21:53
Speaker 8: I didn't know the name. I didn't know his name until this obituary. Allan, I'm sorry the greatest urination scene ever. What about Austin Powers or Tom Hanks in the Green Mile.
01:22:05
Speaker 1: Yeah, Tom Hanks in the Green Miles is painful. It's nothing funny about that. I don't remember that.
01:22:09
Speaker 9: But but also the Austin Powers thing was.
01:22:15
Speaker 8: Like the joke itself was the p Yes, I like this because all of the action is in the foreground and it's the four guys talking and he's just in the background peeing and non.
01:22:24
Speaker 1: Stop, right non minutes. It just it's so funny. The Austin Powers thing is funny. What makes that funny though, is the interruption evacuation come, evacuation cut. Yeah, that's what makes that funny.
01:22:38
Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, Rob, my urination is directly is inversely proportional to my defecation. Right, I pooped thrice daily?
01:22:48
Speaker 1: Are you back to three?
01:22:49
Speaker 14: Ah?
01:22:50
Speaker 9: Ish and a last couple of days.
01:22:53
Speaker 8: I've gotten back on the morning one because the morning one is the one who went away briefly. So I have midday and night last couple of days back to three. But I don't know that that's indicative of you know, past performance is not indicative of future results, so we'll see. But I usually pee once a day really and then ip for about ten minutes.
01:23:19
Speaker 1: Yeah, but don't Does that mean you're always walking around with that feeling of having to take a lead.
01:23:23
Speaker 8: No, because if I feel like I have to plp really yeah once a day, yeah, something just the naked gun.
01:23:30
Speaker 1: Somebody said, I mean that's good too, but that's because he's miked. And then he rips that fart. Yeah, he starts singing.
01:23:37
Speaker 8: Well, Alan Timothy Busfield was Poindexter. Yes, is he possibly the next nerd to die?
01:23:42
Speaker 4: Yeah?
01:23:42
Speaker 9: But he might die in prison, right.
01:23:44
Speaker 8: Isn't he on trial for allegedly like molesting some kids He was on a show with remember that kind of fell off the front page. He's married to Melissa Gilbert from Lejaus and the Prairie. I saw there rebooting that, Like, what is going on? They're rebooting Little House on the Prairie. What for the Hallmark channel or something? I mean, and watch what you want to watch movies? The show sucked the first time around. Tom Hanks has appeeing scene A league of their own too, says Steven Cant.
01:24:14
Speaker 1: In the same premise, is rough goal?
01:24:17
Speaker 8: Is Tom Hanks contractually obligated to have a urination scene in every movie he's in. Did it and cast away right in the fire? Did it in a league of their own? Did it over the I assume he did it on the port side and Captain Phillips, big Arc, Let's see how far I can send this and tipping it up? Ye did it in money pit right in shelley alongside remember that.
01:24:45
Speaker 1: Into the tub on the first floor when it falls through the floor. Yeah, that's right. Yeah.
01:24:49
Speaker 8: Did it in Big from the top bunk and right into the Zolta machine. That's correct, Zultan Sultan.
01:24:59
Speaker 1: Maybe I think you're right. Zoltan sounds much more correct.
01:25:04
Speaker 9: Yeah, Zoltar O Zoltar.
01:25:08
Speaker 1: Yeah.
01:25:09
Speaker 8: Back in the day when I was my station in Chicago, we had an overnight guy, black Dude, and he called himself Zoltan, the brother from another planet. And I don't know what happened to this guy, but he was phenomenal, just doing his own thing. I'm curious what happened to Zultan. But Zoltar is in.
01:25:31
Speaker 1: The movie Big. I feel like you have to clean uh, clear this up for the chat. People are that you don't pee when you poop. No, he was saying he does pee when he poops, but he takes one P solo.
01:25:45
Speaker 8: P yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, a standalone whiz right, yeah, but he has three sit downs, which at that point he releases P.
01:25:54
Speaker 1: Yeah.
01:25:55
Speaker 8: So obviously you could make the case that makes the standalone less impressive, right, if impressive was what you were going for. I almost don't know about you. I almost always go to the bathroom a solo, so there's no one there to impress. Now, if I'm next to someone at a urinal, again, it's not impressive. Sure, I'll strip a little porcelain Rob, but it's only weird, and I'm on the hook for the repair bill.
01:26:23
Speaker 1: It's weird when when we're at the urinal together and you call my name and I and I don't look, but I say what and you go, hey, check this out? And I turn and then you just lock eyes with me. Unbroken eyicons unbroken eye? Can I go to look away and here like, don't yep, this is how I like it.
01:26:41
Speaker 8: And then I'll reach over with my free hand and I'll try to interlock my fingers with Rob.
01:26:46
Speaker 1: Scratch my back sometimes and it's nice. You're you're, you're, you're very courteous at the urinal. Well, I try a babe, and you gave up. I was you gave up on the jokes. You let those, you know, like the water's deep and it's cold and all that stuff.
01:27:00
Speaker 8: Those, well, that's more Carmen Angelo's dot make what I mean? Oh yeah, I didn't want to.
01:27:03
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just left it with him.
01:27:05
Speaker 9: Yeah, water's cold and deep.
01:27:07
Speaker 1: Yeah.
01:27:07
Speaker 5: Peep, He's what I like to do. Peep, pe poo, pee pee, poo, poo pooh. I like to doo too, poo poo, peep, pe poo, poo, poo, pee pee poo poo, pee pee pee pee poo poo poo oh Peepe's what I like to do. Peep, pee poo, peep, pee.
01:27:20
Speaker 4: Poo, poo poo.
01:27:21
Speaker 5: I like to doo too, poo poo pee be poo.
01:27:24
Speaker 9: Here's my question.
01:27:25
Speaker 8: Do you think that Tom Hanks has a peeing scene in all of the Toy Story movies?
01:27:29
Speaker 4: Oh?
01:27:30
Speaker 1: Good point.
01:27:30
Speaker 8: You know if Tom Hanks is contractually obligated to urinate in all of his movies. Forrest Gump, remember he did it right into the box of chocolates.
01:27:39
Speaker 1: And then oh he did it twice in that movie. Yeah, because he did it when he was running through the water in the National Mault.
01:27:45
Speaker 8: And he had the h he had the competition with Lieutenant Dan, and Lieutenant Dan was complaining because his was scraping the ground. Right, Yeah, interesting, forgot all about that. I've never you know, Tom Hanks. His history is right here in Cleveland, Ohio. He came out of the Great Lake Shakespeare Company many years ago. Course, and so he's there's part of him that's claimed Cleveland as his own and vice versa. But he's never been on this program. I've never met Thomas Hanks. But if I do, I'll ask, Hey, what's it all the peeing? He'll go, It's a normal bodily function. No on film, you silly bird, silly billy who weren't specific.
01:28:26
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01:29:14
Speaker 9: Bill Squires here, Hey, what's going on?
01:29:18
Speaker 8: They were blaring this outside jirases on editor, Yeah, out onto Prospect, and I was like, it's a classic Bill Squire, Joe, that's right. If you don't know, now you know, fella, that's how I still sing it.
01:29:32
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a safer way to sing it. And it's gonna say.
01:29:37
Speaker 8: These days, I don't think anybody would give you a second look if you're singing.
01:29:40
Speaker 1: It like that, they'd be like, oh, you want to be on the roadst Oh, hey you're one of us.
01:29:45
Speaker 2: Hey.
01:29:45
Speaker 8: The Guardians over the Angels, by the way, for to two is the final wo they end up taking two or three there.
01:29:50
Speaker 9: Rob, Yeah, yeah, they swept the Angels, they did really?
01:29:53
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh okay, I thought they lost this sweep against the Angels.
01:29:56
Speaker 3: Yeah.
01:29:56
Speaker 1: They they kind of pooped the bed against U. Who is it over the weekend?
01:30:01
Speaker 8: But yeah, there you go seven two three two four two there you go Sweet the Angels, and they'll stick around through the weekend hosting the Cincinnati Reds. Young Bill Squire, however, on Sunday Night is doing a show over at Hilarities.
01:30:15
Speaker 9: It's the Bobby Kelly Weekend too.
01:30:17
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll be there with Bobby. That's awesome.
01:30:19
Speaker 9: I'm glad.
01:30:19
Speaker 8: I'm bummed to miss him because I'm it's Sonic Temple. But yeah, Bill's show is Sunday Night.
01:30:24
Speaker 1: I don't know.
01:30:25
Speaker 22: I had so many offers from people to give me tickets for Sonic Temple, and I'm like, i gotta go make money this weekend.
01:30:30
Speaker 7: Though.
01:30:30
Speaker 22: Yeah, it's a very because it's a it's always a fun time down at Soundic Temple, So.
01:30:35
Speaker 8: You know what, it's a fun time with Bobby Kelly. It's a fun time with Bobby Kelly. Yeah, a fun time like Sunday is going to be a blast. I'm calling it the Tuition Mission. I had pants do a flyer for that, which was kind of like a animal house theme. Yep, he crushed it on that. I got him, I got hope. He's the young black guy on the scene that I'm I'm buddies with and yeah, he's enough and comer and he's real good. And then uh Pants is hosting, and then Jimmy Tillius who's a guy on my podcast as well, really funny dude.
01:31:08
Speaker 1: And then A. J.
01:31:09
Speaker 22: Decosmo who used to be on the Bill Squire Show. He raised for like Spin magazine, New York Magazine, New Yorker, Murderer's Room. Yeah yeah, yeah, so AJ just put.
01:31:19
Speaker 8: Uh a great article out about guitars, like guitarists and stuff like that.
01:31:25
Speaker 1: He Spin, He writes Spin pretty regularly.
01:31:29
Speaker 2: Spin.
01:31:30
Speaker 8: Spin is expanding, like into Canada or to some degree. I'm like, woy, everything else is contracting and Spin, which you know is uh, they're they're moving into Canada. I just spoke very briefly to John Armstrong because I hadn't I think I texted he opened for Josh Johnson, and I hadn't seen him in so long on that hacking.
01:31:49
Speaker 1: That lazy hat. I mean, I was doing the same actor your whole career, Josh.
01:31:54
Speaker 4: Uh huh.
01:31:55
Speaker 3: Yeah.
01:31:56
Speaker 8: He also told me how to do on Sunday because of the White House Cores bond Its Dinner.
01:32:00
Speaker 1: Yeah, It's insane what that guy can do.
01:32:02
Speaker 9: Yeah, he's a funny dude.
01:32:03
Speaker 1: Funny.
01:32:04
Speaker 8: But but but John Armstrong's really Armstrong was great toe I love hello John. So is this when you say tuition mission? Is this still in service of law school? Is that what we're talking about here? Well, law schools still ways away, I understand, But I just finished my first semester of uh college four point zero. Hey, well, Dad, turns out when when I tried, I when you apply yourself, yeah I can do it.
01:32:30
Speaker 5: Just like I was.
01:32:31
Speaker 8: Uh yeah, but it was never But even all the stories that you told about high school and the hating it and whatever, it was never that you couldn't.
01:32:36
Speaker 9: You didn't want to.
01:32:37
Speaker 22: I didn't want to, right, And so then now that I didn't, now there was definitely times throughout the semester where I was like, oh, I I'm trying and I'm having a really hard time with this. And then I like picked it up because I had to like hunker down, like buckle down and really try and figure some stuff out out. I took an honors English class, never taking an honors class again, so.
01:32:59
Speaker 1: Much more work.
01:33:02
Speaker 22: Also, I didn't understand I'm like five classes, that's not too many, Like, yeah, way too many.
01:33:07
Speaker 1: I had too many classes. So I've learned a lot.
01:33:11
Speaker 9: Just time commitment.
01:33:12
Speaker 8: Yeah, well, because when they say, oh, you know, I'm like I was ericant, I'm like.
01:33:16
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna need as much time as everybody else to learn.
01:33:19
Speaker 22: I'm smart, I like, but no, it's a lot of time outside of the classroom learning what you're you know, trying to make it stick. But got through it and did really well of my business class. Really love my psychology class that was. That was a ton of fun.
01:33:32
Speaker 1: And then math was honestly my favorite class really. Yeah.
01:33:36
Speaker 22: Now I'm still like it was in dumb mathe still trying to catch up. But we got we got into some like algebra stuff and like pre colc stuff and like those theorems and all the formulas you have to remember are.
01:33:47
Speaker 9: Just bananas for Gadro's number planks constant.
01:33:50
Speaker 1: Yeah, I forgot all the whatever. Yeah, I forgot all that stuff.
01:33:55
Speaker 8: But people always underestimate the amount of hunkering they're gonna have to do, right, college, so much hunkering down.
01:34:01
Speaker 22: Yeah, especially I'm still trying to maintain the college party lifestyle of.
01:34:04
Speaker 9: Forty four No, right, how am I going to keep my four point?
01:34:08
Speaker 17: Oh?
01:34:08
Speaker 9: If I'm at a kegger every night.
01:34:10
Speaker 1: Yeah.
01:34:10
Speaker 9: Yeah, Well that's exciting though.
01:34:12
Speaker 8: By myself because there's no I couldn't really make any friends. You're like Rodney Dangerfields, you know, back to school. You're Thornton Mellon over there. So one thing I did notice, No men are going back to school.
01:34:23
Speaker 1: Is that true?
01:34:24
Speaker 4: No?
01:34:24
Speaker 1: Man?
01:34:24
Speaker 22: Like, there's our few guys that were like in their early twenties going to school, but there I didn't meet one single guy. It is like I was the oldest man on that campus. What's your pop psychology take on that?
01:34:40
Speaker 8: They I don't know because for a long time, for a long time that that pendulum swung so far the other way. They were like, oh, women are getting left behind and young girls aren't, and now it's so far the other way.
01:34:51
Speaker 1: They're like, I think it's pot guys.
01:34:53
Speaker 8: I think they're listening to podcast, Like why would I need to go to college when I can listen to someone talk about it on a podcast?
01:34:59
Speaker 1: Right, And I can just gurgitate that and sounds smart.
01:35:01
Speaker 9: It's like free college. Yeah, yeah, but you don't, you're not, so it's you.
01:35:05
Speaker 22: So the ratio female to male, Yeah, and there's it's gold your idea. But like and there's like some of my classes had the majority were like thirty thirty years old, and like my psychology class was mostly people in their thirties meet in my forties.
01:35:22
Speaker 9: Like returning education.
01:35:23
Speaker 22: These people came EDU something like that, and so that was I thought that was really interesting and I and uh, yeah, but no, no guys even close to thirty going back to school really at least in any of my classes.
01:35:34
Speaker 1: Maybe they're just sample size.
01:35:36
Speaker 22: May there's working I don't know, yeah, or maybe they're all doing it all online because that's still an option.
01:35:40
Speaker 1: So I do left.
01:35:42
Speaker 8: I definitely like going into a classroom. Well, I was going to ask why not do it online? You like the ritual of going in, Like the ritual going in, I like hearing what other people have to say, Like I like honestly being the class clown a.
01:35:53
Speaker 1: Little bit like I had.
01:35:56
Speaker 22: I had a couple of zingers in a couple of the classes throughout the year that we're making people laugh and then that camaraderie that you get, Like it was, it's nice to interact with people that I normally want to interact with because like from class to class, the dynamic of people is completely different. Like the math class was so different than the people in the psychology class, in the business class, like it's all very, very different.
01:36:19
Speaker 1: But it was cool to get to know with some of those people.
01:36:21
Speaker 22: Like again, I didn't really become friends with anybody because I'm like, I don't like the like they're all ladies for the most part, or they're twenty and I'm not gonna be like, hey, like there's some like.
01:36:32
Speaker 9: You have an offer to carry anyone's books, right right.
01:36:34
Speaker 22: There's like one of the my classmates came to one of my shows, and so that was cool when I met her fiance and I'm like, oh, this is this is cool. But I'm not gonna like message and be like were you at this weekend?
01:36:45
Speaker 4: Right?
01:36:45
Speaker 9: Did she already know who you were in class?
01:36:47
Speaker 4: No?
01:36:48
Speaker 8: Not one single person, is that true? Not in any of my classes. Okay, there were some people on campus like yeah, yeah, but one of my uh like counselors say, not here on campus. I'm WILLIAMS.
01:37:02
Speaker 1: Squire. Well you know what.
01:37:03
Speaker 8: Actually in my math class he called me Will all year and I was like, you know what, in math, I'm will Will ain't bad Will, yeah, because I will do math. He's good will hunting in his math class. What is the post? I didn't do a super deep dive on it because I was just it was like end of the day scrolling, but you had posted that, like somebody was giving you a hard time and you're like, this is what, what's.
01:37:26
Speaker 9: That all about?
01:37:27
Speaker 8: Some dude who says he's a fan? Yeah, and you know how we always have these people that are like, I'm a big fan. But this was yeah, And it was some clip that I had where i'm I was. I was headlining a Don't Tell comedy show where they do it like this. One was at Mitchell's and they had two shows that night and then for whatever reason, the ice cream place, yeah.
01:37:47
Speaker 1: The stairs room, and they put it up there.
01:37:49
Speaker 22: And so like two comics before I was even going on, half the crowd just let they walked. They just and it wasn't because they were doing bad or anything like that. I think people just like, oh, that was enough for us, and we just yeah, and they left. And so I make a joke about that and then use it to spin off and talk about going to try See. And I make a joke about try See is the triceratops. I can't wait to meet our rival. The bottoms where the Loring County bottoms. And this guy comments, uh, something like.
01:38:23
Speaker 1: This one is it?
01:38:24
Speaker 8: This isn't funny or just some you know, all of this comments that you like just scroll past them. Yeah, there's there's the whole internet. You're not required to comment. And then I was like, you weren't at the show? I was like, or he said, he said I would have left too. I'm like, well, they didn't lead because of me, because they didn't know I was on. That's not why they left, but just very quickly. Isn't this a ticketed event? Yes, so people bought tickets and then halfway through they were like not done. Okay, I mean yeah, and it was a large group of people and yeah, so so they walked out. But it's, you know whatever, that's their prerogative to do that. And the guy said I would have left too.
01:38:56
Speaker 22: I'm like, and I replied to him, I don't think you would have come because you're afraid of cities. Because that's usually the type of person that gives me a hard time. To somebody that won't even go downtown.
01:39:09
Speaker 1: When they see the buildings getting tall, they're.
01:39:12
Speaker 22: Like, oh, Google, go downtown where all the crime is I'm like yeah, and so he said, I'm actually a big fan. That one just wasn't really funny and you need to like do better. And I'm like, like in the clip, I'm crushing, Like it's getting huge laughs with half as many people as I could have had because they left.
01:39:30
Speaker 9: But clearly he just got you at the wrong time, because you.
01:39:33
Speaker 22: Can like I just saw it, and I'm just like and also like, I know this is negativity is what gets more engagement. Yes, So sometimes I feed into that. I don't always. So I was like, I'm gonna talk a little crap about this guy, and he didn't say anything. And also there's just so many people like this that say they're a fan, but then like show up, watch the videos, watch the special.
01:39:56
Speaker 8: Like there's so many people that are like, oh, what are you doing. I'm like, I posted about what I'm doing every day, right, it's all there. Yeh, go watch my specials.
01:40:03
Speaker 1: They're very good. And then when they do, they go, oh my god, that was really good. I'm like, yeah, I'm awesome. I'm not lying to you. Yeah, I just do this from Cleveland.
01:40:13
Speaker 20: So it's harder to get you guys to understand because you all think going out and holding a red microphone is what makes you a good comedian, right crazy now, I'm not in practice, keep not swearing.
01:40:23
Speaker 1: I'm I'm so kind of walking the lines right now.
01:40:26
Speaker 9: You guys are still doing the podcast.
01:40:28
Speaker 8: Yeah, probably in Cleveland, America with pants and Tommy pants and tom How about that j ram mural of his.
01:40:35
Speaker 1: That's pretty rad, that's awesome.
01:40:37
Speaker 19: Yeah.
01:40:38
Speaker 8: Now, our friend Leslie has been texting me all caps by the way, best friend. Yes, Bill is a butthole and has been lording his four point oh GPA semester over my head. Well, she doesn't have a four point oh, so she's she's going to doesn't she go to school for like quantum mechanics or something like that, going for like a biomedical engineering or something.
01:41:00
Speaker 22: In this degree, but like the highest level, Like I think it's called an MBA or something really okay, Yeah, any anybody that takes it usually gets a four point oh and she's got a three nine oh, so she's very She's my dumb friend.
01:41:14
Speaker 8: She needs to hunker down more. I think more about hunkering down Leslie. She's also mad at me because last night had to show her and her husband and another friend came out and I referred to another person there as my best friend.
01:41:29
Speaker 22: Yeah, because I kind of used that, I kind of throw that around. Sure, he's my best Jewish friend that doesn't do comedy.
01:41:34
Speaker 1: Yeah, very lot to.
01:41:35
Speaker 8: Say on stage to check. It's an economy of words and you're trying to.
01:41:39
Speaker 1: Have to use all of them, so I you know, so she she's she took umbrage. She was upset with that. But you are the best friend, Leslie. I'm saying it over the airwaves. You're his best, dumb friend. Get yourself a grindstone, put your nose to it, and check back in. Bill Squire is doing Sunday Night at Hilarities. By the way, if you go to hilarities dot com get the details. Probably your website too, or I keep it simple, just go to hilarities dot com. Yep, nice and easy.
01:42:06
Speaker 8: Here's a nice text. I just tuned in, heard Bill's voice and had a tiny organs. How about that, thank you, sir?
01:42:12
Speaker 1: Yeah? A tiny one.
01:42:15
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, that's what That's what I'm known for, this little tiny, tiny organs. Well, listen the the school stuff though, it's exciting, right, like yeah, is this a four year thing?
01:42:27
Speaker 22: Like well, I gotta I gotta get a bachelor's and then and then I got three years of law school. Law school, yea, somewhere between six and seven, because I'm doing summer classes.
01:42:35
Speaker 2: How many.
01:42:41
Speaker 8: Maybe being out of the pop culture a little bit has been good. Yeah, maybe a little bit very just get your get your head in the books.
01:42:49
Speaker 1: And be okay.
01:42:50
Speaker 22: It's been very enjoyable. Like I really do like the challenges of school. And this week I'm off, and next week I'm off, and then I go back to the twenty sixth for summer courses and oh.
01:43:04
Speaker 9: Yeah, this is a graduation time, I guess.
01:43:06
Speaker 3: Yeah.
01:43:06
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm so bored. I want to go back to school. I can learning nothing right now. You know you could, you could read for recreational I'm a four point zero. I'm not a nerd.
01:43:17
Speaker 3: Alan.
01:43:19
Speaker 9: I've got to have my downtime too, all right.
01:43:22
Speaker 1: Yeah, But I have other projects I'm working on.
01:43:24
Speaker 22: I'm doing a big comedy show this summer with poulk and Mary and Elijah Evils at for the PGA tour when they come through.
01:43:33
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so that I'm working on. There's a lot of stuff going on with that.
01:43:37
Speaker 22: And then I'm also retooling my Tuesday show at Brother's lounge for like, to make it more of a production in.
01:43:45
Speaker 1: The film each week.
01:43:46
Speaker 8: Yeah, I gotta get over there. Yeah, Tuesday starting June. It's gonna be a whole different thing. It would be a lot of fun.
01:43:52
Speaker 9: Somebody wants to know how your dog is.
01:43:53
Speaker 1: Oh, she's the best. Okay. We were playing right before I left.
01:43:57
Speaker 9: I was like, how does she feel about you being in school?
01:44:00
Speaker 1: She doesn't like it.
01:44:01
Speaker 22: Because she doesn't know them at school. Yep, she just doesn't like me. You're gone in the morning like I did. I was, you know, I was home so much. And she's like, this is the best I love I love you not being on the radio anymore. You're just home so much. And now I'm gone for a few hours a day and not. She doesn't like that, but she gets over pretty fast.
01:44:21
Speaker 1: Hello. Hello, Hey, who's this? Yeah? Did you just have a tiny organasm? Is this Wilhelmina? How are you?
01:44:49
Speaker 8: We heard?
01:44:50
Speaker 13: He was sure groove? Shall we sure have you in there?
01:44:52
Speaker 2: Because you were talking about Tim Hanks.
01:44:55
Speaker 13: And all of his peeing movies?
01:44:58
Speaker 1: What are his peeing movies?
01:45:00
Speaker 13: He's peeing in all of his movies.
01:45:02
Speaker 8: All right, Green Mile. What else is he p and n league of their own leg Oh yeah, yeah, that's good. That's a good p in that one story. I don't think he pe toy story.
01:45:16
Speaker 2: I think he peas a lot and toy story. Piece of toy Green Mile is about his.
01:45:22
Speaker 8: Sexually transmitted he's he and razor blades.
01:45:27
Speaker 2: He should.
01:45:29
Speaker 13: I'm so happy. I won't take him too much of your time.
01:45:32
Speaker 1: Have you ever had a urinary tract and fiction?
01:45:35
Speaker 4: I have?
01:45:37
Speaker 13: Yes.
01:45:37
Speaker 1: Do you know what caused it? Sure to.
01:45:41
Speaker 2: Insertion of foreign bodies? And I dated a man from Morocco.
01:45:48
Speaker 1: Was his name?
01:45:50
Speaker 13: His name was hen. He got mad and I could never spell it. He was one of a great lover's bill.
01:46:01
Speaker 1: Oh what happened to him?
01:46:03
Speaker 3: He died?
01:46:04
Speaker 1: Okay? Wow? Of what?
01:46:08
Speaker 3: Of what?
01:46:08
Speaker 4: What?
01:46:10
Speaker 13: They wouldn't able to tail me?
01:46:12
Speaker 1: They wouldn't, would you? Do you think he perhaps faked it out to get away from you?
01:46:17
Speaker 2: I don't believe so, Okay. I think he fell from a great height. That's not the point of being. I called because I heard your voice and I.
01:46:26
Speaker 13: Was so happy.
01:46:28
Speaker 10: I'm so proud of you too, Thank you, so proud of you going through school again. Thanks you used to tell stories about how your mom I had to carry your work. She's not doing my work anymore, I know, And I'm so happy for you.
01:46:43
Speaker 13: Yeah, fantastic.
01:46:45
Speaker 8: He used to do it, but now I'm I'm a strong independent man that don't need no mom.
01:46:49
Speaker 13: That's right. And luck did you have a full point zero?
01:46:53
Speaker 5: Yeah?
01:46:54
Speaker 1: Yes, fours all around?
01:47:01
Speaker 13: We have a lot in common deal.
01:47:03
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, yes, that's.
01:47:04
Speaker 13: Usually my blood alcohol.
01:47:06
Speaker 1: Okay, moving away from eating the drinking, I have.
01:47:10
Speaker 8: I drink all my foods now with alcohol, with alcohol. Oh, what's your favorite meal? Drink combo whiskey soup, and what what's in the whiskey soup.
01:47:22
Speaker 13: Whiskey and soup or.
01:47:24
Speaker 2: What kind of soup whiskey? And then you must be I like jameson Ramen. I drink whisky, I put I put booze in homal fruits. Now that's it's kept me slim. Oh yeah, you wouldn't believe it if he selling me. I know you've never seen me.
01:47:47
Speaker 1: I know you you're very shy about that.
01:47:50
Speaker 2: I lost a lot of weight congression. I also got on one of those gulps.
01:47:54
Speaker 1: Gps.
01:47:57
Speaker 13: It's a needle that makes you skinny.
01:47:59
Speaker 22: Oh, which one all of them. Oh, you're taking them all. I don't think they recommend that at all. I think that's a really bad way of doing about it.
01:48:08
Speaker 13: We definitely do not recommend.
01:48:10
Speaker 1: Hey, if it's working, it's working.
01:48:12
Speaker 3: You know.
01:48:14
Speaker 2: It doesn't interact with my whiskey shue farewell.
01:48:19
Speaker 1: Ye, I'm going to pass, but.
01:48:24
Speaker 13: I'm too happy to hear you.
01:48:26
Speaker 2: And no matter how skinny I give, Bill, please don't forget me.
01:48:31
Speaker 1: I never will. All Right, those wind those wind chimes are just downright.
01:48:43
Speaker 9: She knows how to sign downright magical.
01:48:45
Speaker 1: She knows how to sign off. It does, my goodness.
01:48:49
Speaker 8: Okay, listen William Scott Squire Esquire. He's not a lawyer yet, but he's on his way with a four point zero very exciting. Congratulations, very much.
01:48:59
Speaker 4: All of it.
01:49:01
Speaker 8: Go to hilarities dot com. Bill is at Hilarities on Sunday Night. The podcast is called Cleveland America with Tommy and Okay Pants. It is a triumvirate of hilarity. I believe that's how you guys describe it, triumvirate of hilarity. That's one of my big college Where do you guys normally do it? We do it at Old eighty six.
01:49:19
Speaker 3: You do it.
01:49:20
Speaker 1: Third year anniversary of Old Dady six.
01:49:22
Speaker 9: Congratulations.
01:49:23
Speaker 1: I haven't been over there in a minute. I gotta get over there.
01:49:24
Speaker 8: That's they got a lot going on, a lot of fun there, so I'll probably be popping in there after some of the shows this weekend.
01:49:30
Speaker 1: Cool.
01:49:30
Speaker 8: Yeah, Well tell Bobby Kelly, we said, hike absolutely well, yeah, all right, good to see all.
01:49:35
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01:49:41
Speaker 4: Call the Alan Cox Show you your piece of crap.
01:49:45
Speaker 7: Two six seven one double o seven one double o.
01:49:49
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01:50:15
Speaker 9: The Guardians sweep the Angels.
01:50:17
Speaker 8: As of today, so Friday is going to be another busy day in downtown Cleveland, since the Guardians will kick off the weekend homestand against the Cincinnati Reds and the Calves will be back in town for Game six against the Detroit Pistons. They are in Detroit tonight for Game five and Calves were able to even up the series here at home, and so they go into it to a piece eight o'clock tip off tonight at the Little Caesars Arena.
01:50:49
Speaker 9: Seven thirty pre game here on the buzzard.
01:50:51
Speaker 8: You can use the promo code poll all through the month of May cl Clothing Company. And then the Cavs will be back here on on Friday, and the Guardians will start the weekend against the Reds. Before the Guards hit the road, they will go to Detroit next week, play the Tigers for four games, go to Philadelphia against the Phillies. I've got another pair of tickets for you four that Guardian.
01:51:18
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take that again. Take two, all right, what are you on? Thirty seven? Thirty seven, thirty seven, all right, paragraph two three two one.
01:51:28
Speaker 8: I will have tickets for you for that Guardians National Series which kicks off the twenty fifth. And by the way, since everything you win today, you get Calves playoff tickets in there too, you get Guardians tickets and Calves playoff for Friday. The game Guardians game is Tuesday, the twenty sixth. That's a four pack, Rob Jesus, we're giving away these tickets like they're not even ours. So four tickets for the Guardians, two for the Calves right around five to ten. I'm gonna be in Cuyahoga Falls tonight. Maybe you're a soccer fan you could get yourself to the aforementioned City of Brotherly Love for the FIFA World Cup. There are a bunch of cities around the United States that are hosting World Cup Games.
01:52:14
Speaker 9: Two in Mexico. Two in Canada.
01:52:16
Speaker 8: Toronto and Vancouver will host World Cup Games, and we will send you to Philly if you are the top scorer in our competition with michelob Ultra Our Soccer Shootout Challenge. I'm doing a whole bunch of these tonight. I will be at the Basement on Monroe Falls Avenue Monroe in Cuyahoga Falls, So that'll be tonight from seven to nine. You can hook up with Rob. On Saturday, you can go see Rob. Don't try to hook up with them, yeah, you'll be disappointed. Rob will be at Slim and Chubby's in Strongsville on Saturday, and then the Street Team does some too. MMS will be at the Galaxy Restaurant in Wadsworth tomorrow night. It'll be a Westlake Panin's on Friday, but I'll be in Cuyahoga Falls tonight. Rob will being Strongsville on Saturday. We got a bunch of these coming up, so I hope you can make it out to one of them. Now, Rob, it's just a few minutes away. It's a short drive from Cuyahoga Falls to the town of far Lawn, Ohio. You know that whole Cuyahoga Falls, Akron, Canton, Fair Lawn kind of metroplex there, very reminiscent of the Dallas Fort Worth area. Oh yeah, yeah, but with fewer cowboy hats. But I mentioned Far Lawn because I wanted to shout out the Fair Lawn Police Department because there's remember last week word came across that there was a shooting at Summit Mall.
01:53:46
Speaker 9: Yeah, so I think we were on the air. Well, I'll tell you how.
01:53:49
Speaker 8: I know we were on the air because the bodycam footage from this Far Lawn cop he's listening to us in his squad car.
01:53:56
Speaker 1: Oh nice.
01:53:57
Speaker 8: On his way he gets the call to mall. There's something going on. Things are popping off over there at Summitt Mall. And I think it turned out to be like a scrum between a couple of kids or something. Well, this is kind of the this is the double ed sword here. You know, teenagers have always been the scourge of the mall, even back in the day when malls were a big, big deal when we were coming up. You weren't allowed in anywhere else. We weren't old enough to drink, so you're walking around the mall. And then malls kind of largely went away. There has been a bit of a resurgence in malls as people are getting kind of more disenchanted and disillusioned with everything online. Malls are seeing a bit of a resurgence.
01:54:45
Speaker 3: Now.
01:54:46
Speaker 8: The double ed sword here is that teenagers. Same as it ever was, right, they're too young to drink legally, and so teenagers are kind of part and parcel of bringing these malls back to life. Problem is there are more more places that are telling kids you can't come in here because you caused too many problems. So if these malls are going to continue in any kind of upward trajectory, they're they're gonna have to try to cater to the kids. But you kids bear some responsibility to don't show up to the mall strapped. You got beef with somebody, take care of it in a different location.
01:55:27
Speaker 1: Anyway.
01:55:28
Speaker 9: I'll show you the body cam footage. Elliott sent this to me.
01:55:30
Speaker 1: Thank you.
01:55:31
Speaker 8: Bodycam vootage from the Fair Lawn Police if you listen closely as he takes the call there to head to some of the mall.
01:55:36
Speaker 9: He's listening to the Allen Cox Show in the squad.
01:55:44
Speaker 3: That means.
01:55:48
Speaker 1: A bunch of hot air in the area you're but it's behind me. So if you can they know.
01:56:05
Speaker 2: They ran.
01:56:11
Speaker 1: No Rob.
01:56:11
Speaker 9: You have to think too.
01:56:12
Speaker 8: By the way, thank you to the pharaweh And Police, or at least this officer in general. You've got to think Rob. You know, we get calls from people all the time. We joke about it when you know the guy calls and goes. I get into the driveway at my house and I sit there and listen to you guys, And when my wife says, what are you dowing?
01:56:28
Speaker 9: I say, I'm spending time with people I like. And we get a lot of those calls.
01:56:33
Speaker 17: Right.
01:56:33
Speaker 8: That is the highest compliment you can be given in this business is when somebody doesn't want to get out of their car because they're so engaged in what's happening.
01:56:43
Speaker 1: Now.
01:56:43
Speaker 8: Obviously, a call like this, you know you want him to be out of his car, on the scene and attending to it.
01:56:51
Speaker 9: And obviously that's what happens here.
01:56:53
Speaker 1: But I wonder.
01:56:55
Speaker 8: If there was just the smallest kernel of thought in his brain where he would like, I don't really want to go in there because I want to hear what they're talking about.
01:57:05
Speaker 1: You guys got this. I'd like to finish up this segment. It looks like there's only about four or five minutes left. Yeah, you guys good in there. Oh you've got the suspect and custody. All right, I'll be in in a few minutes. Hey, they're playing, you guys where they're playing farts. Yeah, Rob's talking about parts not being able to be cold and they're playing farts over rage against the machine. You guys, They good over there or anything I.
01:57:33
Speaker 15: Need to do.
01:57:39
Speaker 14: I love it.
01:57:40
Speaker 8: No, he gets out, But I just thought I would not have found that if Elliott hadn't sent it to me. So thank you the Fair Lawn Police Department. The body cam footage right there in the squad car with our show on the time stamp on.
01:57:53
Speaker 9: It is three one pm.
01:57:57
Speaker 8: Fifteen oh one is the time stamp on there from the eighth, so last week Motorhead Day of May. That was last Friday, So uh, we would have had what Duncan Trussell and Timothy Disney in here, but this was you and I talk.
01:58:20
Speaker 1: I'll be there in a second. I just want to hear what I just want to hear what's going on here?
01:58:25
Speaker 7: Are you guys dood or what do you mean?
01:58:27
Speaker 1: They're about to play a whole bunch of David Lee Roth drops. I don't you guys good in there? He's about to ask a question and then have Dave say yes, I am he he's gonna be.
01:58:37
Speaker 4: He's bitching about somebody stealing his food out of.
01:58:40
Speaker 1: The fridge, like can you oh wait, wait, wait, no, you're good all right? No, no, oh no, you got no I'm coming. You wanted to commercial? They went to commercial. I say, he got in a crustables freezer. Uh huh oh, I just restocked it this morning. By the way, did you did you get a lock for it? No? But if you want something, I won't take your uncrustables. No, I'm telling you. There's I've got strawberry, I've got raspberry. They've got a limited addition called BlackBerry Boom.
01:59:13
Speaker 4: Yeah.
01:59:14
Speaker 9: So my top shelf there in the fra I restocked this morning.
01:59:18
Speaker 1: He's got options.
01:59:20
Speaker 9: You do have options?
01:59:21
Speaker 8: Yes, No, I'm not gonna put I mean listen, this is like a plastic dorm freezer. That mother Smucker was kind of that to send me over there from Smuckers. But the point is, it's like, if I put a lock on this, you could tear it right off. You tear the whole lockhousing off. Yeah, but that's that's something I'm going to drill into a plastic freezer.
01:59:42
Speaker 1: But then you really need it. If you're ripping locks off of freezers, then you really need one.
01:59:48
Speaker 8: Again, it's been in here for a week and a half now, and we share that. We only share this studio with Mark Nolan and h he's a very trustworthy young man.
01:59:59
Speaker 1: I don't know. You can say what you want about Mark Nolan. I think that Jen Pachano is a questionable character.
02:00:06
Speaker 8: She can eat, however, many of my uncrustables she wants. Rob Jen Pachano is welcome to eat anything.
02:00:14
Speaker 1: Of mine that she wants.
02:00:15
Speaker 9: He can have anything she wants, certainly, can. I've got some food news by the way here.
02:00:22
Speaker 8: Oh golly, you know I was talking about Donald Gibb dying earlier.
02:00:29
Speaker 9: You know, he's the actor who played he.
02:00:33
Speaker 8: I don't even remember who the guy's name was, but he was just the guy screaming nerds in Revenge of the Nerds. What was his name in the No his real name, but what was his name in the movie was like Ogre. I'm sorry, yeah, we called him. I just I was having a brain fart. There something else that has died, the spaghetti Warehouse that was still around, That's what I said. Oh, the only one I knew was the one in Akron, and it is going away, the Spaghetti Warehouse. I don't know the health of the chain itself, but the one in Akron has been there for like thirty plus years and it's going away.
02:01:14
Speaker 9: They had the story over there on Channel three and.
02:01:16
Speaker 1: They're in downtown Akron Spaghetti Warehouse shutting down after more than three decades of business.
02:01:22
Speaker 23: In the social media post, the restaurant says this Sunday will be its last day and they're offering a limited menu. Speedy Warehouse is a national chain and it opened its Akron franchise in a former factory building owned by BF Goodrich. The restaurant is also open in Toledo, Columbus, and.
02:01:38
Speaker 8: Dayton, Golly, so the one in Akron finally closed, all the other ones can't be that far behind. I literally have not been to a spaghetti warehouse since I lived in Pittsburgh over twenty years ago.
02:01:51
Speaker 3: Yeah.
02:01:51
Speaker 1: I Springfield, Massachusetts had one, and that was forty years ago. Yeah, I mean a more unlike combination of nouns. You'd be hard pressed to find. Right spaghetti warehouse. You think of men's warehouse, You're going to buy suits spaghetti. Eh, So listen, they're finally going away one more reason. Maybe do you think there's a connection between the uptick in bigfoot sightings in and around Akron and the closing of the spaghetti warehouse?
02:02:26
Speaker 9: Do you follow me here?
02:02:28
Speaker 8: Do you think that maybe the people behind the spaghetti warehouse chain they were so crestfallen having any clothes that they wanted to do anything to divert people's attention away from it.
02:02:37
Speaker 9: They were like, don't look over here, look over here. We saw bigfoot.
02:02:42
Speaker 4: Now.
02:02:42
Speaker 9: Is it a stretch?
02:02:43
Speaker 8: Absolutely? But these are the lengths to which people have to go. But anything, sometimes anything is possible, is what I'm saying. A mother was horrified when her daughter mentioned something called car ranch. You ever heard of car ranch? It's keeping ranch in your car for when you might need it.
02:03:05
Speaker 24: You we're having dinner, and my seventeen year old daughter says to me, there's no ranch, And I said, I'm sorry, I guess we're at a branch.
02:03:13
Speaker 13: So she says, hold on.
02:03:15
Speaker 1: She gets up and she walks out of the house and she walks right back in, and she says, I just remembered I have car ranch.
02:03:22
Speaker 24: When I go to chickile A, I just get extra packets of ranch and I just keep them in my car.
02:03:26
Speaker 9: I said, how long has that ranch been in your car?
02:03:28
Speaker 1: She's like, I don't know months. You can't just eat ranch.
02:03:32
Speaker 13: It's been sitting in a view.
02:03:33
Speaker 24: We live in Florida, and that is a recipe for explosive diarrhea.
02:03:36
Speaker 1: She goes, it's fine, open that up, don't eat well, you know what, in all fairness, she's probably right, like, depending on the ranch, it's probably fine. Like those McDonald's single use, they're probably fine. It's alla McNugget. I can't imagine that would go bad. Yeah, I feel like they can withstand any temperature.
02:03:55
Speaker 9: Well, the daughter's not dead, so she must know something.
02:03:58
Speaker 1: Well, she know she's saying she was going to get shirt off off rhea.
02:04:00
Speaker 8: Yeah, right, like right, salmonella or something so if you weren't familiar with car ranch, there it is. People sure love their ranch dressing. I am not a ranch guy.
02:04:12
Speaker 1: I am not either boy, not at all. Don't like it. Nope.
02:04:17
Speaker 9: My wife has like ranch powder, so she's like, I'll put this on a you know it's not for me.
02:04:22
Speaker 1: Nope. Yeah, I know people that do that with popcorn. They'll put that ranch powder on popcorn.
02:04:28
Speaker 8: I understand why people like it. I just don't care for it. But I do like a cool ranch dorito, which is odd. Well, they are using cool ranch in kind of the loosest sense too, right, it's don't like.
02:04:40
Speaker 1: The dressing itself. Like if I ever have wings, I always get blue cheese with the wings.
02:04:45
Speaker 4: I don't like.
02:04:46
Speaker 11: What if it's homemade ranch, still wants homemade ranch, So let's get off his homemade things.
02:04:53
Speaker 8: Better than Hidden Valley. These companies that make food know what they're doing. Homemade ranch. How do you make ranch at home? Buttermilk and two kinds of milk?
02:05:05
Speaker 1: I think so?
02:05:07
Speaker 8: Alright, listen, I don't know, sour cream maybe I don't know. Also, in Florida, two kids, they're on the lookout for them. I think that these two should be lionized.
02:05:19
Speaker 1: Two high school kids who broke into their school, University High School. Ironically, about one in the morning, a couple of young dudes break in. They steal.
02:05:31
Speaker 8: Over one hundred hot dogs and a bunch of ice cream from the school.
02:05:37
Speaker 1: Oh this could have happened. Why hot dogs of all things? I guess that's what they could find me today. Whatever you can find is what they'll take. That's exactly I.
02:05:46
Speaker 8: Love when they talk to whoever's around. They just clip a mic on some bystander, and it's weird. Why would they steal hatdogs because they're delicious.
02:05:54
Speaker 25: The Wing City Police they happened here at University High early Monday morning. They say those suspects rode eese bicycles and messed with their equipment, stole a bunch of lanyards, then broke into another classroom and stole over one hundred hot dogs and ice cream meant for students.
02:06:11
Speaker 1: Junior Incarnation son is about to graduate from University High.
02:06:15
Speaker 13: We're very excited and proud of him.
02:06:17
Speaker 1: He was surprised to hear it.
02:06:19
Speaker 8: What do you think the guy's name is Incarnacione and he called him Incarnation.
02:06:23
Speaker 1: I'm sure.
02:06:24
Speaker 4: Yeah.
02:06:25
Speaker 8: Anyway, those guys. They're in trouble because they stole these hot dogs, and I say, good for you. Approximately one hundred hot dogs in ice cream, the whole thing valued at approximately sixty dollars.
02:06:40
Speaker 9: Give them the money and keep the hot dogs.
02:06:43
Speaker 8: That's what I say. Now, sure you can make the case that you shouldn't be stealing. Worst part, Rob, they stole all the ketchup. You know what, I changed my mind. These kids should get the chair. Florida loves killing people. Everything in Florida is trying to kill you. The weather, the cops, the wildlife, the people. They love killing in Florida. DeSantis is like bringing back firing squads and the electric chair. Oh my god, these kids should get the chair. They stole all the ketchup, they left the mustard, all these hot dogs. There's a big lawsuit over tomato fraud. There are people suing a company in California saying that they SENTO Find Foods Scento Find Foods. They're engaging in tomato fraud, claiming that the tomatoes in their canned products are authentic from Italy, and they say that they're mislabeling they're canned peeled tomatoes.
02:07:43
Speaker 1: Well, which pieces is the lie.
02:07:47
Speaker 8: Well, they say, you know how people love to tell you that champagne can only be produced in the Champagna region of France.
02:07:55
Speaker 9: Everything else it's just sparkling white pain.
02:07:58
Speaker 8: Well, San Marzano to can only be grown and canned in a specific region of Italy. And these two are saying, hey, they're lying about the they're engaging in tomato fraud. Now, don't tell Trump, don't let any He won in he never met a scamming in the love. He sees that he's got a Google alert for a word fraud. He wants a piece, but this company denies it. They say, we are not screwing around with our tomatoes.
02:08:28
Speaker 1: I usually buy their tomatoes. So if there is a lawsuit I want in, I buy the San Marzano tomatoes. You do from them all the time.
02:08:37
Speaker 9: You should see if you can get in on them this class action suit.
02:08:40
Speaker 1: I might have to. Yeah, because a San Marzano tomato by far the best. Now I've never heard of it. Oh no, no, oh, they're delicious. They're they're direct imported tomatoes, and there's a bunch of companies that sell them. But the see where I get annoyed, like my wife made the mistake once when she went to the store for me, she bought another brand, and it says San Marzano style. That's how they get around it. Oh, no, you know what I mean. So they do the same type of thing, but it's not the same tomato. And I'm like, look, if you look at the package or the jar of tomatoes you're buying and it's three seventy five, and then you look at the other one and it's eight dollars, there's a reason the other one's eight dollars. By the eight dollars one, just defer to the more expensive one every time, because that's then you're buying the right one.
02:09:24
Speaker 9: Those are legit San Marzanos.
02:09:27
Speaker 1: The imported tomatoes, Yeah, but Sento's I buy them most of the time, so I hope that that's not true.
02:09:35
Speaker 9: The tomatoes have a thicker tomato wall.
02:09:40
Speaker 1: You buy them whole and squish them when you're mak an your sauce.
02:09:43
Speaker 8: Fewer seeds, huh, and less acidity yes than other tomatoes.
02:09:49
Speaker 1: Correct, All right, I use them. I don't use them for every sauce I make. But if you really want that real, big, light fine tomato sauce, that's the that's the that's the kind you go with. San Marizano's crushing by hand, and it's really thick.
02:10:06
Speaker 9: It's not they have a thicker tomato wall.
02:10:10
Speaker 1: It's nice like that.
02:10:11
Speaker 9: Sheena Easton song.
02:10:12
Speaker 1: All right, Hey, there's your food news for it as a.
02:10:17
Speaker 9: Deep cut brow.
02:10:19
Speaker 1: Come on, Calves me, come on, Caves, Caves.
02:10:28
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02:12:14
Speaker 9: Keep doing this.
02:12:18
Speaker 8: Hey. The last chance today for you to grab a thousand dollars here is coming up in a few minutes a grand from the buzzard Bookie that keyword on the way five or six.
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Speaker 1: Minutes, so be listening for that. You sure it's five or six, maybe.
02:12:33
Speaker 9: Six or seven?
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Speaker 1: Seven.
02:12:36
Speaker 8: The Guardians sweep the on Hells of Anaheim. The final today four to two, three to two. Yesterday seven of the two on Monday, and they will host the Cincinnati Reds Friday, Saturday Sunday before the Guardians hit the road four in Detroit against the Tigers last year for the Comerica Park.
02:12:58
Speaker 1: Naming rights, so that'll be changed sometime soon.
02:13:01
Speaker 8: Guardians will go to Philadelphia to play the Phillies and they'll come home and host the Nationals. Your Yankees are in town? My Yankees, I'm sorry, not my Yankees, well, not your Red Sox. Nope, when are my white Socks in town? They're having a great start. I know they are really good. They're gonna be around July fourth weekend. I wonder if I can swing that.
02:13:30
Speaker 1: Yeah.
02:13:30
Speaker 8: No, listen, somebody hit me up the other day and they're like, hey, how about your White Sox.
02:13:35
Speaker 7: I go, I know.
02:13:37
Speaker 8: They're still a little bit below. They're right behind the Guardians. Yeah, I mean they're a little bit below five hundred, but I mean, Jesus, usually they're you know, what did the guy say? He whipped a little stat at me the other day. He's like, they've already won seventeen games, they've won twenty now. But when he hit me up, he's like, you know, last season that terrible season. They didn't win seventeen games until like the end of June. So I'll take it.
02:14:02
Speaker 3: Rob.
02:14:04
Speaker 8: People always say, well, there's always next year. If you're a White Sox fan, you're like, it's two thousand and five all over again, baby, this year's two thousand and five. The Guardian's the top in the al central north of five hundred. Hey, Jackson, Yes, what's going on, guys?
02:14:25
Speaker 3: How are you?
02:14:26
Speaker 17: Man?
02:14:29
Speaker 5: I'm going great, man.
02:14:30
Speaker 4: I love you guys. Man, I listen to you every day. Man.
02:14:34
Speaker 2: You home.
02:14:38
Speaker 9: Thank you, Jackson, We love you too. Akron, yes, Bigfoot.
02:14:48
Speaker 4: Yes, sixteen thousand acres of forest.
02:14:54
Speaker 7: Yes, now I heard.
02:14:55
Speaker 4: I've heard a couple of my buddies that live down there, that were camping down there, heard some noise, some really weird uh screams out there. Now, I've never been to Akron camping, but I have been to the Allegheny's with my son. We go every year for a week and we go way up into Allegheny's. At about three o'clock in the morning, we heard some really heavy duty rustling going on in the woods. There's a lot of bears out there. But when you make a loud noise. Bears run, they're more afraid of you didn't who are them? And uh, we heard some screams out there that were definitely not no animal. And I've hunted all my life and it definitely wasn't anything that I've ever heard in my life. There's something going on out there.
02:15:57
Speaker 9: There's something going out out there in the woods.
02:16:00
Speaker 8: All right, hey, listen, you could be you guys, weren't sipping that eighty seven octane by any chance? Were you tugging from the same jar?
02:16:09
Speaker 4: Oh? Absolutely?
02:16:11
Speaker 7: Good?
02:16:12
Speaker 4: Good?
02:16:12
Speaker 3: Isn't it?
02:16:13
Speaker 1: Most of the time that sound is a fox right when they hear the screams in the woods.
02:16:20
Speaker 4: You know, I know, I know what boxes make weird noises. Coyotes, even owls can make uh similar sounds. But this was, uh, no no animal that I've ever heard, for sure.
02:16:38
Speaker 1: This was this was something different.
02:16:40
Speaker 4: This was uh, you know, I believe with all the logging and uh, you know, you've got so many people disappearing in allegating so many bikers, and you've got law enforcement agents, you've got military to go off there to look for missing campers that they never find. Yeah, you know, by no trace, no blood, no nothing.
02:17:09
Speaker 8: And uh, and so all of that put together, all that put together for you, Jackson, given the depth and breadth of that acreage and all the flora and fun that they're in, You're you're distilling all that down to the fact that it's at least a possibility that it's the Sasquatch.
02:17:25
Speaker 4: Uh you know, I you know the Indians, you know talk the old Cherokee Indians talk about uh, the old Man of the forest.
02:17:37
Speaker 1: Yep.
02:17:37
Speaker 4: Now, I believe that there's something else in the forest. It's not just Bigfoot. There's something else out there that's attacking these people. These guys are the guardians of the mountains. They've been here for a thousand They've been here longer than we've been here.
02:17:59
Speaker 1: So why are they so different?
02:18:01
Speaker 8: I mean, everybody's walking around with a camera Jackson, I mean, why does no one have visual confirmation?
02:18:09
Speaker 4: You know, these guys with the cameras and uh, you know that that's that's off phoning. I mean, these are people that are just trying to get publicity. You know, you got videos with the guy's.
02:18:23
Speaker 14: Like, oh, there you go.
02:18:25
Speaker 9: That's that's that's what I'm That's what I'm saying.
02:18:28
Speaker 8: I think you're right but I'm just saying somebody would have if these things are that big, even given that land they've got to cover. You can't stay hidden for centuries. Somebody's gonna stumble across you taking a dump, sleeping something.
02:18:44
Speaker 4: Well, well, that's why we get so many. That's why there's so many sightings.
02:18:49
Speaker 1: I see.
02:18:50
Speaker 4: You know a lot of these sightings aren't you know, aren't real or just people trying to get attention. But there's just too many sightings for too many years. You know, British Columbia, the Allegheny's West Virginia. I mean, you're talking places that have millions of acres of land, right, I mean, honestly, these things are super smart. Everyone that's ever encowered them, that's not trying to get something out of it. They're just telling you their story. Campers hunters. They say that these things are super intelligent, and you're talking about a being that's been around for thousands of years, has remained elusive.
02:19:48
Speaker 1: There's just these things have to have.
02:19:52
Speaker 4: A heightened smell. They talk about their eyes are their eyes blow almost like like they have illuminating eyes, so they're obviously able to see in the dark.
02:20:11
Speaker 8: I mean, I mean you know, like Jackson, we thought we thought the Cela canth was extinct. I mean, that's a prehistoric fish that we determined is still alive, and we've got a lot of documentation about that. So I just don't know how these cryptids over that much time would evade capture.
02:20:32
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what, millions of acres, there's cane systems.
02:20:38
Speaker 8: Well you know how big, you know how big, you know how big the oceans are. And we still found the Seala cant Oh.
02:20:45
Speaker 4: You know, they just found a new species of gorilla in the in the Congos. You know, they had no idea existed. I mean this is a place where you know, biologists are swarming all the time. But I mean there you're not even talking about millions of acres. West Virginia and Pennsylvania. There's something going on there that's older, that's as old as the mountains. There's so many things that are unexplored. Yeah, funneling systems because all the mining that they were doing in West Virginia and Pennsylvania that way back in the day, the coal miners. There's so many tunneling systems that these things can go on seem forever and the government knows day exist.
02:21:45
Speaker 8: The government, they Jackson, how come we've never jack I'm just playing Devil's advocate because I would love for you to be right. But Jackson, even if we've never discovered one living, why have we never discovered the remains of one? If they're an ancient creature, We've never even found so much such as a fossil or bones of one.
02:22:04
Speaker 4: You know, I can't explain that, you know, like the bear like bears. Yeah, it is almost impossible to find remains of a bear and these things. You know that I can't answer. I don't have all the answers, but I do know this. A friend of mine is a Special Forces and he was out of Fort Bragg and they sent him and five of their operatives to go out there to West Virginia to look for these two campers that went missing. But they loaded him up with enough ammunition.
02:22:45
Speaker 1: For a war.
02:22:47
Speaker 4: He said, this wasn't just a search and rescue mission. He said something was going on and the government wasn't telling us. They said, go in there, go to the camp site, look around, see if you can find these campers that are missing. And uh, they were hunters. I'm sorry, not campus. They were honors and report back to us. Well, I mean these guys they went in. Good friend of him. I'm not going to say his name, but he went in and uh, he's demolition. They had a medic with him, they had a heavy machine gun, uh guy with them. I mean these guys were special forces. These guys have been in Afghanistan, They've been in Cuba. I mean they've been all over the world. They've been in the worst turn turings, you know, known demand and these said that they were scared to death what they heard and what they call.
02:23:52
Speaker 9: Jackson.
02:23:53
Speaker 8: You're cutting out, man. I appreciate the call. I hope you're correct.
02:23:56
Speaker 17: Thank you.
02:23:58
Speaker 3: Man.
02:23:58
Speaker 1: You know, around minutes Evan, I was like, you know, this guy might not be right. And right around minute fifteen, I was like, wow, I mean there's.
02:24:09
Speaker 8: He certainly gives you a lot to think about, that's for sure. Boy, you never find the remains of a bear, he said, I know that's true or apocryphal or what.
02:24:16
Speaker 1: I don't know.
02:24:17
Speaker 8: Have you ever found the remains of the day? Are you a kazuo ish a girl fan at all?
02:24:21
Speaker 6: Or Hey, Dick, how about the Cleveland Cavaliers.
02:24:27
Speaker 9: How about how about Bigfoot?
02:24:30
Speaker 1: Dick.
02:24:30
Speaker 9: What are your thoughts on bigfoot?
02:24:34
Speaker 1: Bigfoot? Bigfoot Comma Dick? What are your thoughts on bigfoot Dick? We just talked about that day. I was asking questions, what.
02:24:44
Speaker 9: Are your thoughts on bigfoot Dick? Comma Dick?
02:24:48
Speaker 5: Well, I just I don't know.
02:24:50
Speaker 8: It's it's I mean, I've I've been to Dayton and half the people walking around look like, you know, they're the sasquat, So it'd be difficult to tell. Of course, that's I'm being cheeky. That's unfair of the find people at Daton. But but your thoughts Dick in general? Do you think that the bigfoot exists?
02:25:11
Speaker 4: Yeah? I do?
02:25:12
Speaker 1: Okay?
02:25:13
Speaker 9: And and and why do you why do you think that?
02:25:15
Speaker 6: I don't know, I just want to be different and just they talk about it sometimes on CBS and some of the you know.
02:25:23
Speaker 1: The networks and stuff.
02:25:25
Speaker 9: You understand, Yeah, okay.
02:25:26
Speaker 1: Any additional thoughts on bigfoot Dick? You never know, it might be popular.
02:25:33
Speaker 26: Who knows?
02:25:33
Speaker 9: Do you think do you think bigfoot Dick smells?
02:25:38
Speaker 1: Okay?
02:25:38
Speaker 10: No, no, no no.
02:25:41
Speaker 8: Do you think that bigfoot Comma Dick is like is it kind of gross and matted?
02:25:47
Speaker 9: Do you think that it's like, you know, no, all right, I don't think so.
02:25:53
Speaker 8: All right, there's a movie called It's just there's a movie about bigfoots from years ago. It's called Exists, and if I don't know if people can find it.
02:26:01
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fun. It's a good movie.
02:26:02
Speaker 8: I mean, it's you know, it's entertaining, so bigfoot Dick, you think it's it's probably uh, it's probably pretty rare and probably pretty gross.
02:26:14
Speaker 4: Yeah.
02:26:16
Speaker 1: So how about those cavaliers come, Dick.
02:26:18
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, oh man, it's it's unbelievable. This it's gonna be tough tonight. But I think they might they might. I think maybe we'll go to seven games. Hey listen, man, I didn't think they were gonna even it up. So it's all gravy at this point. I'm I'm I'm all in hashtag all in.
02:26:39
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right.
02:26:40
Speaker 6: Oh, I wanted to tell you my friend, did Miambiesburg gonna pick me up? We did a tribute to two hundred and fifty years we're celebrating, and it was at a nursing home, well senior citizen and there was probably in the audience fifty six people clamping.
02:26:57
Speaker 1: How about that?
02:26:58
Speaker 8: Did you guys do a full on tribute to the two hundred and fiftieth and final year of the United States.
02:27:05
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did, We actually did. It was pretty It was a good thing.
02:27:09
Speaker 17: You know.
02:27:10
Speaker 1: I'm all for it. And if you ain't for it, you're a inn it h Listen, So how did you what's your closer? Dick?
02:27:17
Speaker 4: What are we closed? With?
02:27:18
Speaker 6: Grand Old Flag, God Bless America?
02:27:21
Speaker 9: And Yankee doodle?
02:27:23
Speaker 8: Yeah it's totally appropriate, right, an anytime you can work a yankee in is good, right, yeah, right right?
02:27:30
Speaker 4: So yep, so I thought of check in, you know, having good night?
02:27:39
Speaker 6: Everybody go cavalier.
02:27:48
Speaker 8: He's in rare form, rob, I can't come back from that. Do you believe in Bigfoot? Coma dick?
02:27:58
Speaker 9: Hey, he'll just go along, man, That's what I love about that, right, he's a goer.
02:28:02
Speaker 7: Oh you can.
02:28:03
Speaker 1: You can take him on a trip and he will follow you into hell. I just kept thinking about the clip from Anchorman and they're talking about what sex panther smells.
02:28:14
Speaker 8: Yes, it's like a diaper filled with Indian food and then smells like bigfoots d Right, Comma Car Show on one hundred seven.
02:28:28
Speaker 7: Call the Alan Cox Show.
02:28:30
Speaker 1: Pay attention to notice the reverse of everything that is normal becoming abnormal.
02:28:35
Speaker 14: You want six seven eight one double oh seven three four eight one double oh seven.
02:29:06
Speaker 4: Alan, Then one.
02:29:07
Speaker 8: Dude Jackson was talking so long about the Sasquatch it felt like I was doing.
02:29:11
Speaker 9: The dream Weaver challenge. M He called back too, because yeah, but.
02:29:24
Speaker 8: I but again, with all of those resources, special forces guys and hunters and all these you know, you think that there would have been some kind of visual confirmation. But Allan, there's a theory that the Bigfoot is interdimensional. Well, sure, you got to keep moving the chains, right, how come we've never found it? Well, passes through a semi permeable membrane into another dimension.
02:29:50
Speaker 1: Oh, pops into the multiverse. There you go again. We have no evidence that that's not true, but we have no evidence that it is true.
02:30:03
Speaker 27: I was listening to Monday's show and you guys were talking about old rock stars, and it made me think of my two and a half year old daughter and how she is obsessed with bon Jovi because my husband's aunt got her a bon Jovie book for her baby shower and we put it on the bookshelf, not really think anything of it, and now we have to read it to her every night before bed, and we try to hide it, but she remembers that she has it.
02:30:33
Speaker 9: You imagine that, Ron, you have a little kid who.
02:30:38
Speaker 8: Dictates every night, demands that you read a bon Jovi book to them to go to sleep.
02:30:44
Speaker 9: Yeah, or before they go to sleep, I mean.
02:30:47
Speaker 1: Go to a Jovi.
02:30:48
Speaker 3: Huh.
02:30:49
Speaker 8: She lost me at bon Jovi, so I just I mean bon Jovi would probably help me go to sleep. No, No, you wouldn't fall asleep watching bon Jovi.
02:31:00
Speaker 7: No, I don't think.
02:31:00
Speaker 1: So let's try it tonight. When you call to read me my bedtime story, read me a bon Jobie book. That's another thing I'm letting people behind the curtain too much.
02:31:11
Speaker 3: Yeah.
02:31:12
Speaker 1: Well, the fact that you read me bedtime stories and at two am, Well, he does call me at two am. But this we've tried. I tried to move it into the earlier call where I say, hey, can you read me a story before bed? He does, But then he still sometimes will call me at like two thirty or three o'clock in the morning. Not as frequent, though, I will say, since you've started reading me bedtime stories, you don't call as much. Middle of the night.
02:31:37
Speaker 8: I'll do that, just hang out, which I appreciate it. Yeah, well, you're welcome. I try to keep people on their toes.
02:31:53
Speaker 1: Hello, prop you up? I am Now?
02:31:56
Speaker 3: What's up?
02:31:57
Speaker 4: Man?
02:31:58
Speaker 1: I was asleep forty seven am?
02:32:02
Speaker 9: Yeah, what are you doing asleep? It's three forty seven?
02:32:05
Speaker 1: Well, I get up in an hour. Oh. I was just trying to get that.
02:32:08
Speaker 9: Last I got up an hour ago.
02:32:11
Speaker 1: I was having one of those dreams, you know, where you try to put yourself back into the same position to resume the dream and it just doesn't work.
02:32:16
Speaker 8: I know what you're talking about. I haven't had a dream since nineteen eighty seven. Oh all right, not literal, not figured out.
02:32:23
Speaker 1: So what's up Alan?
02:32:24
Speaker 11: Hey?
02:32:24
Speaker 8: Hold on, Rob, Sorry, I'm getting another call.
02:32:28
Speaker 1: What's up? Hey, what do you do?
02:32:29
Speaker 4: Well?
02:32:30
Speaker 10: You're up?
02:32:30
Speaker 1: I'm up now?
02:32:31
Speaker 3: Yeah?
02:32:31
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well now I'm thinking about hitting the bathroom. I got my I gotta do my morning pee. Now I'm up.
02:32:37
Speaker 8: I think all right, Well, good, well, I'll see you later on. Okay, I just want to make sure thanks for calling.
02:32:43
Speaker 1: All right.
02:32:45
Speaker 9: It's like that every morning, every morning, every every morning.
02:32:48
Speaker 1: It's like that. The time changes. It's not always three forty seven am, but it's early.
02:32:55
Speaker 8: The mayor of Cleveland, Ohio is no longer one Frank Jackson. It is young Justin Bibb. And this guy is trying to make sure that downtown Cleveland remains a vibrant, active neighborhood for retail and residential rob That's where we work right here in downtown Cleveland. He's been meeting with developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers. He's channeling Steve Balmer, employers and banks and such. He's trying to make sure that downtown Cleveland can continue the albeit slight upward trajectory that it has been on. He's doubling down on tenant retention. You know the problem they have, and I still don't know how they do it. You know, one of the biggest easiest ways if you want to launder money is is real estate. Right, So Trump did it. It's why he loves real estate. Art and real estate are two of the easiest ways to launch your money. Now, I'm not casting dispersions at any of the organizations in Cleveland. I'm simply saying that the numbers don't always seem to make sense when they throw these new buildings up. I don't know who, you know, because a lot of times they'll have there's only so many athletes in a market the size of Cleveland. And sometimes you'll get kind of a nice bump when one of these new buildings goes up, because you'll get some empty nesters from the burbs who want to live in the city, right, They want to kind of do what they haven't been able to do for a long time. But those people usually realize they really liked the suburbs, and so they'll spend a year downtown and then they'll hie tail it back to Orange or wherever they came from. So those those tenant levels can really be all over the place, right. They were just making a big show of this brand new apartment complex in Lakewood that they're opening up. Hey, we're looking for tenants right now. It's not downtown, it's Lakewood. It's a pretty vibrant neighborhood too. Hey, it's brand new facilities, all the amenities. We're looking for tenants in our building. Okay, except like a seven hundred square foot apartment goes for like nineteen hundred dollars. Okay, So I don't know who they think is going to move in somebody always does. But Justin Bidd wants to keep a bull in downtown Cleveland, and so he's been talking to people about what they would like. Some of our neighbors right down here complain that the roads aren't very clean down here, and then there's a lot of homeless. Now the city can't really do anything about the homeless. And it's not like you're gonna have CPD chasing down homeless people.
02:35:42
Speaker 1: No, but they have those what the downtown downtown lines like that, I'm sure they could be like a homeless division.
02:35:50
Speaker 9: A squad. What are they going to throw them? Them giant thumpsters?
02:35:53
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I would think if that's a big hang up for people, then you start to figure it out, right they We talk to.
02:36:00
Speaker 9: A guy whose daughter lives down here.
02:36:02
Speaker 8: He lives in Las Vegas, and he said, I'm a guy and I don't feel safe walking near Tower City at night. I even tell my daughter don't do that, but she still does it.
02:36:12
Speaker 1: Anyway.
02:36:15
Speaker 9: One girl who lives right next door to us here in the brand.
02:36:19
Speaker 8: New apartment building that they finished, they asked her what the city could be doing for better downtown living, and she said, a better coffee shop Ouch Ouch Phoenix moves.
02:36:30
Speaker 1: In there three right here, yeah, right around us.
02:36:36
Speaker 8: One guy, twenty four year old Tim, who lives over on East Fourth. He said, honestly, I just want a place to buy clothes. I'm planning a trip to Greece. And when I saw that the nearest target is like a ten minute drive away, I was like, come on, man.
02:36:53
Speaker 1: A quote.
02:36:54
Speaker 8: There should be somewhere downtown I can buy a shirt. He said, well, and it's a common complaint down here. I guess what about cl clothing company to save you, he's going to grease. He needs like open shirts with a medallion, right, that's what he needs.
02:37:15
Speaker 1: You know.
02:37:15
Speaker 8: We give former mayor Frank Jackson a pretty regular hard time about his buttthole the world comments. And then Justin Bibb is shooting video near the downtown sinkhole, so he wants Cleveland will be the sinkhole of the world if they get it. So you can buy a shirt downtown, Rob, Cleveland could become the neck.
02:37:32
Speaker 9: Hole of the world.
02:37:33
Speaker 1: Right. Yeah.
02:37:34
Speaker 8: By the way, there's plenty of clothing places down here. I'm I'm very diligent with my sartorial duties.
02:37:42
Speaker 3: Rob.
02:37:43
Speaker 1: You know that about me.
02:37:45
Speaker 8: I get, I get all the stuff I need right down here. Mike the hatter is over in the arcade. I can go over to mister Albert's Men's World.
02:37:53
Speaker 1: Uh huh, right across the street. Yes, Prospect, that's my primary haberdasher. That's where you get all your three Right. Well, I had to have the waist of my morning suit taken in. I had dropped a couple of LB's. Did you get your smoking jacket there too? I don't smoke, no, but you have a smoking jacket, and I don't what did you do with it? I gave it one of the homeless guys.
02:38:16
Speaker 8: That's why there's that that fancy looking homeless dude who walks up and down.
02:38:20
Speaker 9: He's wearing my old smoke.
02:38:22
Speaker 1: Am I confusing that with your your robe? Your Hefner robe? Yes, okay, I thought that was a smoking jacket. That's just a really short robe.
02:38:30
Speaker 8: A very short it's my kimono, you're thinking, oh, yes, my floral kimono.
02:38:36
Speaker 9: That's silk rob.
02:38:37
Speaker 1: All right, I'm sorry, I didn't know. Did you get it over there?
02:38:40
Speaker 8: I got it in, mister Alberts, I've got so, I've gotten my prince, my Haberdasher down here, I've got a milliner.
02:38:46
Speaker 9: My cord wainer is right around the corner.
02:38:48
Speaker 1: Yep, take my.
02:38:49
Speaker 9: Shoes in.
02:38:53
Speaker 8: So I'm set. I took my favorite hoodie. I love this one, but I wore a hole in the left elbow. I took my favorite hoodie to have the elbow patched by miss Helen. Little hole in the wall Taylor right right over, second and high. I can get everything. I don't know who this guy is. There's no shirts down here. He's looking ghost see, mister Albert. He's looking for a big box store. He wants a Target, he wants a wal Mart. He wants that kind of thing. Okay, they're not going to serve you. Purple shirt, mustard pants. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, right, Poke it out, tie. I know ties aren't that much of a thing anymore, but it's good to again. Like I said, you'd never know it from watching me day to day, rob, but when I dress, I duress.
02:39:38
Speaker 9: So it's it should all be taken care of down here. You can certainly do it.
02:39:46
Speaker 8: That's why I've asked most of those people if they wanted to invest in my new Roaring twenties themed sandwich shop.
02:39:52
Speaker 9: Rob Carmichael hogies.
02:40:02
Speaker 1: Anyway. Oh do you like cheese? We've got plenty of cheese, cheese sandwich.
02:40:07
Speaker 9: Do you like it be finly shaved?
02:40:12
Speaker 1: What's that more? Joue? We've got plenty, plenty of Joe if you listen to us.
02:40:19
Speaker 8: Oh god, I got a lot of people, by the way, who are leaving me messages, emails and stuff. When Jess talks about her bunions, we might sit in here, Rob dry heaving, but they're not uncommon, and she's very relatable to a large contingent of our audience that have, for all intents and purposes, just just over. They are a nightmare from the calves down. But it just sounds painful. I feel bad for people.
02:40:50
Speaker 19: I don't know what's going on.
02:40:51
Speaker 26: But my pinky toe overlaps the tone next to it, So my piky toe is like completely flap while the tone next to it. Uh, it's like like it's like, uh messed up, disinformed or something.
02:41:08
Speaker 4: It might be a bunion.
02:41:09
Speaker 26: And then I got all types of ingrown toenails constantly on all of my toes.
02:41:15
Speaker 1: My bigger shoes, bro, oh my god, my bigger shoes.
02:41:18
Speaker 8: I didn't have aion on your pinky I think deformed was the word you were looking for.
02:41:23
Speaker 1: Informed.
02:41:24
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'll tell you what, Rob, disinformation is so rampant. Even your toes are watching Fox News. What did you say about you can't get a bunyon in your pinky toe? You're saying this guy doesn't know his own feet. I'm an expert. Well, you're an expert on your foot, not even feet. Your one foot has a bunion? Yeah, just stage two right, Yeah, certified certified. This guy comes with a certificate of authenticity.
02:41:52
Speaker 1: Rob. You try to take a picture with it. It's trying to graduate to I just imagine this guy's wearing like elf slippers twenty four to seven. His feet are all touched up in the air. Yeah, like, well, you got ingrown toenails, your toes are curling over, You're wearing the wrong size shoe.
02:42:07
Speaker 8: We also want to give this guy some latitude here because it does require more context. What if this guy I always think of these guys whose feet and hands are messed up because they're out there doing real man's work.
02:42:19
Speaker 1: Rob, for sure, But again, I think you could buy a bigger shoe. You can get work in the right size right, it just sounds like crowding like that. My grandmother's feet were like that. My grandmother had terrible, disgusting feet. It's the same thing. Like all of her toes were all curled over because she was like the byproduct of the thirties and forties when they wore those those shoes. Yeah, we're like there's a little itty bitty opening in them and you squish your foot in there. Yeah. My grandma's feet were the same way, terrible hideous foot. I never had to smash out bunions like you did. But my grandma had corns. Corn.
02:42:52
Speaker 9: Did you give me my corn? Substance? What compound?
02:42:56
Speaker 1: W burns it off?
02:42:57
Speaker 9: Could you get my corn?
02:42:59
Speaker 1: Yeah?
02:43:00
Speaker 4: Drop her?
02:43:00
Speaker 1: They had that stuff. My grandmother would always do the Vinnie my grandfather, Vinnie, can you get the apps some socks in the bath, and she'd sit there and she just soak her gross feet for ever nasty, and that poor guy'd have to sit there and then he all right, but i'll get your toe hold and you come back and he'd dry your feet off. Oh it really is. It's great, it's beautiful. But I love my wife. I ain't doing that. Where's my pummice stone. She didn't even get greater. She didn't get in any of that. This was just feet soaking for pain. I think you know my grandma too, Grandma, what did you call all your toes a bunch of assholes?
02:43:41
Speaker 8: I love your grandma, miss you. Yeah, because they were all fighting, yes for airtime.
02:43:46
Speaker 26: I don't know what's going on, but my pinky toe overlaps the toe next to it.
02:43:51
Speaker 8: Okay, so I'm trying to follow along because he gave us a lot here. His pinky toe is over his ring rain toe, so my pinky.
02:43:57
Speaker 28: Toe is like completely flat wild toe next to it. Uh, it's like like it's like, uh messed up, disinformed or something. And then I got all types of ingrown toenails.
02:44:15
Speaker 8: It's like he's got he's walking around with like lobster claws in the end of his flat part. Well if it's pushing up against the top of his the inside of his shoe made or.
02:44:26
Speaker 1: Yeah, because he's he has no pinky toe. Basically his pinky toes sitting on top of his other toes. So he's saying it's flat on that side. You should just like tie a string to it and just let it do its magic flat.
02:44:40
Speaker 8: Feet cause hammer toes. Now, here's the thing is, I don't have much of an arch in my foot. I don't know if I legit have flat feet, but I don't have toe problems like that, and my feet are pretty I don't think I have much of an arch.
02:44:53
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have nice feet. No, I don't mean that.
02:44:55
Speaker 8: I don't mean aesthetically. I mean like they're not. I don't have like toe problems like that.
02:45:00
Speaker 1: Same. Now, who knows what awaits us? I mean, we're down the road in the hell of old age. But aren't you supposed to live to like ninety five?
02:45:10
Speaker 8: The death clock website said that I will. Oh, I'm gonna go see them. It's not a temple too, death death Clock web?
02:45:16
Speaker 1: Wait know yeah?
02:45:18
Speaker 8: No, the when will you Die clock? Yeah, I said I'm going out at ninety four.
02:45:22
Speaker 1: Rob. Don't you have like three years left or something? Jess, No, I have like twenty something years left. Yeah, that's funny.
02:45:33
Speaker 8: She's laughing about her buy and it's really thick. Cotton Ball says ingrown toenails aren't always earned. Sometimes your body just hates you and all your ancestors and descendants.
02:45:44
Speaker 1: You jerk, that's what he says.
02:45:46
Speaker 8: Oh, maybe cotton Balls is giving us a little insight into his pedal extremities.
02:45:53
Speaker 9: Trouble there.
02:45:55
Speaker 8: Well, anyway, you know me, I loved and the show on a foot note rab Yeah, Alan Cox, Joe on.
02:46:04
Speaker 1: Your socials, ladies and gentlemen.
02:46:07
Speaker 4: I got it.
02:46:08
Speaker 9: I got it, Oh Man.
02:46:12
Speaker 8: Bunyan humor between Bigfoot and Bunyan. If you were going to rank the show alphabetically, we would even be.
02:46:19
Speaker 13: Getting into it.
02:46:19
Speaker 3: Yet.
02:46:20
Speaker 8: Yeah, Bigfoot and Dick he believes, he said, right, He told us a little bit.
02:46:27
Speaker 1: Too, He goes, I just want to be different. Yeah, that's all anybody wants.
02:46:31
Speaker 14: And now I must leave you as the Brady bunch is on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.
02:46:38
Speaker 7: Get out of here.
02:46:39
Speaker 15: Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way, Be careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you. Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet. One slip and you know who you're through. Big Brother is watching you.
02:47:07
Speaker 13: And on with all narratives. Remember ovidience page and when.
02:47:14
Speaker 15: You watch that davy screens, remember it works both ways. You disappear in a wink unless you can double think you'll vanish into the blue. Big brother is watching you.