For Konlin

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Hey everybody.
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This is Onscreen Offscreen, a show where we like to, uh, talk about how we are impacted by our weekly media and how our weekly media is impacted by us.
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Um, today I have a very, very special episode planned.
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Conlan and Lauren know nothing about this.
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Um, and for me, this whole episode is inspired by the theme is Conlin.
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Um, that's why I'm wearing his favorite shirt of all time, is just for him.
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And honestly, the timing of this could not have worked out better because this week is Con Lynn's birthday as well.
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I didn't plan that, but when I pulled up my calendar, it said, con Lynn's birthday.
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And I was like, oh my gosh, What a thing.
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Um,
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a thing.
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What a thing.
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this is like, the timing is just like.
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Very, very great.
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Uh, this was inspired because a few weeks ago Conlin wanted to understand me better, so he went and watched Godzilla, a bunch of them.
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Uh, I was, I thought that was awesome of him to do.
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Um, I wanted to do something similar and I was thinking, and I was thinking and I was like, Collin doesn't really have like a specific franchise that is like for him.
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So I went through and I looked back at his top 10 and Honorable mentions from last year, and I watched 95% of this content
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Wow.
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in the last week and a half.
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So not all of it is from that list.
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Some of it is just stuff he has spoken very highly to me about.
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Um, I have it separated into.
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Types.
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So we're gonna get started with books.
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There's just two of them.
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Um, the first one is the Ritualist.
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So what I would like to do is conlin, if you would give your rating on a scale of one to 10, a brief little, like what this thing means to you, and then predict what you think.
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I will rate it and Lauren, just chime in with any questions.
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Um, give your input and feedback for the stuff that you can.
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Okay.
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I was gonna say, should I leave the room like.
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Nah.
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Nah, this is cool.
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This is very cool.
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So the Ritualist to me is my favorite like fun series.
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It is just.
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Fun for me.
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And I think the actual writing of the books is like a seven, if I'm being honest.
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But my enjoyment of this series is a solid, like nine and a half.
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I will listen to it again and again and again.
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The last book came out a month ago and I've listened to it five times.
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Um, I just have so much fun with the way that he writes this.
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I lo I like, I have fun with the characters.
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There's nothing that bogs me down.
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I like how, uh, how the world works.
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I love, I met the author one time and he keeps spreadsheets and spreadsheets and spreadsheets of how everything works, all the abilities.
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Um, you make sure that everything is tracked that way it all connects well and is.
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It, it, it, it all has a semblance of reality with the world that he's creating.
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And I, I love this series.
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I think it is so much fun.
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I like the way that the reader reads it.
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You, I think will like this series, but you probably won't find as much enjoyment as me.
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So I wanted to say like a 7.5.
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Okay.
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Okay, and what would you average your, you said writing's a seven, enjoyment ISS a nine.
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Overall, what is it to you?
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I, I give it a nine because of how much I enjoy the series.
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I
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Okay.
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I have re-listened to this a ridiculous amount of times.
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Okay, so My first question for you is what is your favorite book from this series?
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My favorite book of this series is, uh, ruthless, which is book five, I believe.
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Um, and he, so he goes to different segments and you go to different worlds, and this is the last part of that first world you get introduced to in that first book.
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That, that book is my favorite one.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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I love this book.
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Uh, I love the reason for him to join this world is like he's a war medic.
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He gets injured, he goes into a coma for a long time.
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He loses his legs and during that time, his wife files for an annulment and he wakes up from this coma and gets absolutely dumped on by life and.
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You totally buy that he's willing to give up his body.
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You totally buy that.
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He's willing to full dive into this game full-time.
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Uh, because of the way that the corporation has very obviously preyed on that intentionally.
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Um, and I'm very excited to see how that all works out.
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Uh, the first book is just introducing everything.
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Um, but I love the ai.
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I love that it's very subtle changes that we've seen all the way through the book, like only slightly snarky remarks and stuff, but enough to let you know that there is kind of some change going on with how that's working.
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I love the side characters.
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I love how they all feel like they're doing their own thing and have their own things going on, and they're not just kind of there to progress The plot.
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I love the system for Joe is kind of like, it's.
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Dumb.
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And it's overpowered, but not in a egregious way.
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And it is in a fun way.
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Um, I wish, my note is I wish people in real life had the bathing thing because then going to like movie theaters wouldn't be so awful for me.
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Um, the op is balanced by the character's own incompetence, which is good.
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Like Joe is not like this.
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I'm great at everything.
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I'm planning everything.
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Like when you read a Primal Hunter, he's very methodical.
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He's like, I, I have to min Max my character.
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And Joe is the exact opposite.
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He's like, ah, I feel like this.
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I feel like that, uh, I'm just gonna it.
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I'll get there eventually.
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No worries.
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Um, which to me has added up to a way, way, way better experience than Primal Hunter itself.
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So I gave it an 8.5 out of 10.
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That's awesome.
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I, I like that about Joe too.
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He doesn't remember everything.
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Like, it actually frustrates fans of the series because he gets this, I don't remember if he has it in the first book.
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Knowledge.
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Knowledge.
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Lord, did he get that ability?
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Yeah.
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He forgets to use it all the time and it pisses fans off so much.
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He's like, set a timer.
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What are you doing?
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You're fool.
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Um.
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And I like how he breaks the rules of the world in very creative ways and gets a lot of benefit from it.
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But it works.
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Like the jumping thing.
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I thought
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Good.
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the jumping thing in the
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Mm-hmm.
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I'm glad you liked it that much.
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I didn't think you would.
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I thought some of the puns would kind of throw you off of this
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The puns are not great, but the fact that the AI makes fun of the puns or like when Joe gets mad that he thought his pun was funnier than the other character's pun, but the other character had a higher charisma score like.
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That that makes that work.
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No, I didn't think the pun itself was funny, but the reaction to the pun was.
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Okay.
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so that leads me to my next book, which is regicide, which is book two in the same series.
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Do you have any more notes?
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What would you give it on a scale of one to 10?
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I like this one a little bit better.
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I think the first five get progressively like a little bit better as they go along.
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Um, the side characters expand more, I think.
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Jackson in it yet?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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I thought he was, he's he is in this book, right?
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah.
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Jackson is literally one of my favorite characters in anything and he's an annoying character that shouldn't work, but he works so freaking well and I love that he has this charisma duff, learn about that later.
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And, um, he literally, the AI translates his words'cause his charisma's so bad into things that sound extremely creepy and it's just such a cool idea.
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love it.
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It's really funny.
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Um, it works with his personality.
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I love the fact that he was this really old man who got to be a young man again.
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So he has like that old man energy, but he has so much of it that it just pours through the page.
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I, I love this series.
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Um, that one's also probably a nine for me.
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Uh, there's book I seven, I think six.
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I think seven.
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Book seven is the only one that for me, I don't just thoroughly enjoy in the series.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Uh, this book continues to impress.
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The thing that has really stood out to me in this one.
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is the way it gives the feeling of Skyrim video game, right?
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He just walks into a town and he is building reputation and gaining experience and doing this, that and the other.
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And he's getting sent on fetch quests and all this kind of stuff.
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And there's like, everything is a give and take in this book.
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So like, he decides to join a be the leader of a party, but that means he doesn't have as much time to study and build his stats like he wants to.
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Uh, he has the choice between being able to build buildings with magic or some crazy offensive ability.
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I don't even remember what it is.
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And he chooses the building buildings thing because he is like, I know this is worth short term, but long term, this is gonna be great.
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Um.
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I absolutely love the interaction between him and the lady in the guild, um, when he quits the guild and the way that that is all resolved, I love that he accidentally gets a class and then goes and turns himself in because it's a quote unquote forbidden class.
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Um, I love that they, the charisma skill is being very well articulated in this book, in the fact that if you have low intelligence and low charisma in high stress situations, the AI turns what you're saying into goo goo gaga, blah, blah.
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You can't understand things.
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And that's why so many berserkers and fighter class people are so angry on the all the time because people can't understand them and people are making fun of them for sounding like idiots when it's the system.
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So good, so good.
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I'm right there with you.
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I, I don't think that this is, is any better or worse than the previous.
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I also give it an 8.5 out of 10.
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I love that man.
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Yeah,
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Thanks for reading those.
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I'm glad.
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Would you call it I do think it's the middle grade of lit Rrp G.
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Do you agree with that?
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no,
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You don't.
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Okay.
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It
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this is not middle grade at all.
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No, it's very serious.
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You're following an adult.
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You're not a middle-aged child.
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There's very fighting.
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There's language issues, like
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Do I?
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Am so, am I so desensitized the language that I don't realize it's in it.
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they don't use like the F word, but like Yeah.
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There's cursing in it.
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Like it's not nothing.
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That's true.
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It's not nothing.
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I would not say middle grade at all.
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No.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Fair enough.
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No.
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enough.
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Lauren, you should absolutely read these books'cause they're great.
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So
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I actually do think you would also really enjoy this.
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It felt very much like I felt playing Balder's gate with the way things are just doing and the, the classes and the way things are building on each other, it very similar feeling.
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Josh brought up how, uh, he has so many different spreadsheets, so he has all of these different characters that are developing at the same time.
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And I think it's really, really rare for an author to feel like the rest of the world is moving on and it's not just the main character that's moving and that world happens to revolve around him and he does a really, really good job of that.
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Um, and all the other classes are super interesting.
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I'm like, it's a lot of these lit RPGs.
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I'm interested in how the main character is going to progress.
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What's the next ability like?
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Primal Hunter.
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I like some of the, I like the side characters, but I'm not as interested in how they're going to progress I am in my main character with this one.
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Jackson progresses is just as interesting to me as how Joe progresses.
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Like, it's just as cool.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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That's going to move us forward onto TV shows.
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Okay.
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in at Collin's number 10 TV show of all time, at least as of last year, Outlander, what do you rate it?
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What?
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What does it mean to you?
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What do you think?
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I'm gonna rate it.
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I actually think you will really like this show.
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I hope I'm right, but I think you will.
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Um, the history is quite well done in the show.
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love, I love the romance aspect of it.
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I love the way that they develop the culture.
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I love the history.
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Um.
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I think it's shot beautifully.
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I think the acting is incredible and it's one of the few projects where I think the TV show is better than the book.
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The book gets bogged down with a lot of details, but the TV show kind of sticks to the main story and you get, get a lot of beautiful characters, you get a lot of beautiful characterization.
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I, this is one where I would've guessed an 8.5 for you.
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I, I am actually probably at like an 8.75 for this show.
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Okay.
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Uh, the whole, uh, girl boss thing because she goes to the past and has to fight the patriarchy without being a called a witch, was very interesting.
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It was a very good choice.
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I just found it exhausting.
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Okay.
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the writing is good.
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I think the actors do a great job.
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I like the music choice.
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I like the concept.
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I watched three and a half episodes of the first season.
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I feel like that's probably enough to give it a fair understanding of what it is.
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I did
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Um.
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show when I first watched it.
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'cause I watched the first couple episodes.
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have to get into the past before it's really good.
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Like, I actually like didn't like the show.
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I thought the first episode was boring as hell the first time I watched it.
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Truly.
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watched three and a half episodes.
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I watched half of the first season.
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Did they get, they, did they go to the past yet?
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That two and a half of those episodes are all in the past.
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Okay.
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I thought it was more than that in the
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the first episode is the future and she gets sucked into the past.
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The rest is all in the past.
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Okay.
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Fair enough then.
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Yeah.
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Fair enough.
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Um, like I said, I think this is a really cool concept and I think it's gonna work for a lot of people.
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It just didn't work for me.
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Uh, I gave it a 4.95 out of 10.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Lauren.
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have you heard of this one at all?
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I,
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Uh, is this like the, uh, Scottish man that everybody's drooling over?
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yes.
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Yes.
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Oh, okay.
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Yeah, I've heard of it.
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think my sister is obsessed with it for a while.
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it's a very, very, very good show.
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And Josh, I guess I'm wrong.
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I just need to figure out, I need to understand you better because apparently I can't guess what you'll like, because I thought you would genuinely like this show
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There was no Godzilla in it.
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Yeah.
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There was no destruction of Tokyo.
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there was, no bad writing.
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there was no weak human characters like
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there was romance in history.
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Let's come on.
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Romance and history.
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exhausting, romance and loose history.
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Sure.
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Yeah.
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Ah,
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Okay.
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Uh, go ahead.
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watch this.
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Lauren.
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You should watch everything that's on this list.
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Everything.
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Uh, no, there's quite a few I would recommend she'd not watch.
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that's fair.
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pushing Daisies.
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I watched only the first episode.
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What's your rating of it?
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What, what does it mean to you and what do you think I will rate it.
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I think this show is unlike anything else that I have ever watched.
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I think it's completely, utterly unique and this is not a show that I would've recommended to you at all, Um, I think the acting is really good.
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I think it's quirky in a way that I usually don't like, but for some reason works for me.
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In this one.
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I enjoy.
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It's just fully enjoyable.
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I think the writing is superb.
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I think it ends incredibly well, or the ending is phenomenal, and I think Lauren might have actually seen this one.
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I
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Yeah.
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Talk a little, what do you rate it?
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What does it mean to you, Lauren?
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Um, I would say it's, I would say it's a seven because I keep watching it and then I keep dropping off of it.
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So it's not something that I.
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binge watch, and I haven't finished it yet, but it is like a very, I really like it because it has like, the whole, like the content should be nitty gritty, dark, but then like, how they present it is like this happy, like it's, it me of series of unfortunate events and I really like how that's presented and I love that storytelling and I mean, Lee Pace.
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And so I, I keep going back to that series, but I, I have to be kind of in a specific mood to watch it and I can't binge it, but I always get excited when I'm in the mood to watch it.
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so that's why I'm giving it a seven.
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I think when I'm in the mood for it, it's like an eight or a nine.
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So.
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Okay.
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fair enough.
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What do you each think?
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I would rate it will rate it just based off of the first episode.
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'cause like I said, I have not seen more than that
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I mean, because you said you haven't watched the second
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He does like series of fortune unfortunate events and that is like the only thing, like this show,
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I,
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is bizarre,
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yeah, I think he like sent more than Black Panther, so it's above a five,
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above a five
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above a
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to bet a.
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I'll, I'll give it, I'll give it a 6.5 for you.
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I think I could give a 6.5.
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I would
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10.
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this like a 8.75 for me too, the similar quality show.
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I think it's very well done.
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I,
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Okay.
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Uh, my notes are what an awful opening.
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Uh, the whole dog dying.
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The second I saw that, I, was like, Lauren should not watch this show.
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Like,
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Don't worry, he's still alive.
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I know, I know, but like, I was taking notes while watching and I'm like, that is awful.
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Um, my next one is a question.
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If he brings the flyback that was completely squished by the fly swatter.
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How come the table doesn't turn into a tree when he touches it?
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that's a really interesting idea that
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Because he's very, he's sitting there on the table while he touches the fly.
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I'm like that.
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If you're, it goes into the later in the future and he's touching like strawberries and they're coming back to life.
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Hey,
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Yeah,
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now
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The table should
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table
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turned into a tree.
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Um,
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is an interesting point.
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And like you touch a piece of paper, does it become a tree?
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Like there's
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yep.
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you can take that.
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Yeah.
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Uh, I find it very sad that He never touches the dog again.
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Um, he should give the dog to the blonde girl because that is an awful way for a dog to live.
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Uh,
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hand scratch.
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doesn't count.
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It is not the same.
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And the blonde girl even brings it up that it's not the same.
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Um, in the scene where the aunt might have seen the, um, girls the niece brought back to life, it's the wrong eye that was covered.
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So I was sitting there like, no, she would've seen her because it should have been the other eye.
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Um.
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I love the, the premise and the characters.
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The narrator is very mid two thousands.
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Uh, I'm pretty sure that narrator narrated like 50% of movies that came out between the year 2000, 2010.
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Um, it, it's gotta be the same guy.
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'cause there's no way all the narrators sound exactly like that.
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Um, I really liked it.
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I am Very intrigued by the mystery.
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I'm very intrigued if there's gonna find a way around it.
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I love the romance.
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I love that they're different people, but like they still have this history.
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Um, I love the people that they became.
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Um,
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I'm so far off
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it's.
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Very charming, very, very charming.
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You're actually right on.
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I gave it a 7.5 out of 10 just on the first episode.
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There's enough that it's like, this is charming and it's unique, but also I understand why it didn't go on super long.
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Like it's only two seasons, I think,
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Yeah.
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um, like I could see it becoming exhausting at a certain point and it kind of depends on what they take, how they take the characters to see if they can keep it up.
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But so far Yeah.
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Awesome.
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yeah,
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glad.
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Yeah, that makes me happy.
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I thought it
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yeah.
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too weird for ya.
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It's weird, but it does it in a charming, enjoyable way.
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And it's, like Lauren said, it's a dark, serious topic, but they do it with such positivity and and light that like it gives off a weird vibe, but also one that works for me.
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Okay.
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I love series of unfortunate events.
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Even the Jim Carrey one I think is great.
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Um, Okay.
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next show is Mindhunter.
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What'd you rate it?
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What do you think?
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What does it mean to you?
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Uh, what do you think?
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I'm gonna rate it.
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I don't like these kind of shows normally.
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It's very, very rare that I like, uh, detective Cop shows like super rare.
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I usually don't.
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I think this one is absolutely 100% brilliant.
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everything about it is brilliant.
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Um, I think it is so smart.
00:24:01.428 --> 00:24:02.928
I think the characters are so well done.
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I think the dialogue is incredible and it gets, it's, it's, it's a slow paced show that works'cause everything feels purposeful.
00:24:12.768 --> 00:24:18.107
It feels like they had a direction they wanted to go with every single episode and they weren't wasting my time.
00:24:18.857 --> 00:24:19.248
Um.
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Or I, I, like I said, I don't usually like these kind of shows, but for this one, it e everything about it just felt intentional.
00:24:29.357 --> 00:24:30.377
It felt purposeful.
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It felt like somebody had a passion project that they wanted to create.
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And I highly, highly, highly respect that.
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this is a solid nine show um, for you.
00:24:48.347 --> 00:24:51.288
I think the nudity will bug you, which is fair.
00:24:52.548 --> 00:24:57.798
Um, you do like some of these kind of shows.
00:25:00.678 --> 00:25:01.188
Uh, ooh.
00:25:01.428 --> 00:25:02.778
Oh eight, eight.
00:25:03.258 --> 00:25:04.397
I think you're gonna like eight.
00:25:05.298 --> 00:25:05.588
Okay.
00:25:06.198 --> 00:25:07.188
Have you seen this, Lauren?
00:25:08.102 --> 00:25:08.392
Nope.
00:25:08.478 --> 00:25:08.837
Okay.
00:25:08.837 --> 00:25:10.968
This is one I wouldn't recommend you at all.
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It's very dark.
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It's like very, very dark.
00:25:14.023 --> 00:25:27.403
Yeah, it is about a FBI psychologist, um, trying to understand serial killers without having the psychological knowledge that we have now.
00:25:27.403 --> 00:25:28.814
So it's about that kind of.
00:25:29.618 --> 00:25:34.568
Push to be able to talk to these serial killers and try and understand them more,
00:25:35.061 --> 00:25:35.281
Mm.
00:25:35.798 --> 00:25:43.148
um, while he's also teaching psychology courses and investigating murders and all this kinds of stuff.
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Um, you're absolutely right.
00:25:47.409 --> 00:25:49.013
The sex scenes did bother me.
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Um, why are there so many of them?
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Like
00:25:53.538 --> 00:25:53.688
or
00:25:53.709 --> 00:25:57.909
everything has a purpose in it except this.
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It's just like, why get it off the show?
00:26:02.229 --> 00:26:04.298
It doesn't serve anything.
00:26:05.199 --> 00:26:10.989
Um, but I do love the FBI psychologist trying to understand criminal behavior.
00:26:10.989 --> 00:26:13.358
I love the premise and I love all the characters.
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Um.
00:26:15.128 --> 00:26:18.368
This is one I was with t the shows.
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I was trying to just watch an episode so I can get through so much of this stuff.
00:26:23.378 --> 00:26:26.648
'cause I haven't seen so much of your stuff.
00:26:26.648 --> 00:26:31.689
Like you have movies from the fifties and from last year.
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You have horror drama, like it's all over the place.
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It's so fast and varied.
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I thought you were
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It's just, it's so fast and furious.
00:26:45.219 --> 00:26:52.148
Uh, I I, I was just like, I, I just gotta watch one episode so I can get the rest.
00:26:52.209 --> 00:26:54.788
This one took me into the fourth episode.
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I just could not stop watching it.
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I absolutely love this show.
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The sex scenes basically have gone away since like the halfway mark from the second episode.
00:27:04.929 --> 00:27:05.679
So like.
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That's good.
00:27:07.163 --> 00:27:08.693
I hope they keep that up.
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I will absolutely keep watching the show.
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I gave it a nine out of 10, and the only reason it doesn't get a 10 out of 10 is because of the sex scenes.
00:27:18.023 --> 00:27:21.564
Like everything else is so purposeful.
00:27:21.564 --> 00:27:24.773
I love the music, I love the direction, I love the characters.
00:27:24.773 --> 00:27:26.723
I love the challenges that they're going through.
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I love the buddy cop teamwork that they pair up because they have the same goal, but they're very different people and they actually have zero respect for each other.
00:27:35.334 --> 00:27:40.614
But they tease and do all this kind of stuff and make fun of each other.
00:27:40.614 --> 00:27:48.473
And one is the grounded senior cop and one is the new guy who's trying to push boundaries.
00:27:48.473 --> 00:27:52.733
And it's, it's an absolutely great show.
00:27:53.513 --> 00:27:56.634
Um, Lauren, I'm gonna disagree with Conlin.
00:27:56.634 --> 00:28:02.479
I think you might like this show because you do like criminal true crime.
00:28:04.148 --> 00:28:07.179
Dark, mysterious stuff, but I don't know for sure.
00:28:07.179 --> 00:28:11.409
This could go either way for me, but you could, this could be a possibility for you.
00:28:11.837 --> 00:28:17.208
far as this kind of show, Lauren, this one is to me the best.
00:28:17.208 --> 00:28:21.532
Like I've tried other ones and they're, it's not even close, like this is, this is my favorite one.
00:28:22.803 --> 00:28:28.022
There's one that I reviewed earlier this show that I also gave her very good score.
00:28:28.742 --> 00:28:29.492
my second favorite.
00:28:29.492 --> 00:28:30.722
I don't know why I can't remember it.
00:28:30.722 --> 00:28:32.133
Matt, the one with Matthew McConaughey.
00:28:32.133 --> 00:28:33.363
Do you remember which one I'm talking about?
00:28:33.363 --> 00:28:33.782
Josh
00:28:35.348 --> 00:28:39.969
Uh, the one that also had too much nudity that, I didn't like very much.
00:28:39.992 --> 00:28:41.823
also had that, which is another
00:28:41.828 --> 00:28:42.308
Yeah.
00:28:42.759 --> 00:28:43.719
True detective.
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True detective.
00:28:44.462 --> 00:28:46.988
That one was also very good, but this one in my opinion, is better.
00:28:47.798 --> 00:28:48.308
Way better,
00:28:48.872 --> 00:28:55.771
So when you say like movies like this, is this like Criminal Minds, NCIS or like what's
00:28:56.114 --> 00:28:56.919
more serious.
00:28:56.923 --> 00:28:56.979
Um.
00:28:58.479 --> 00:29:03.848
I would compare it to Blackbird, but it doesn't have that specific thing for you that bothered you in it.
00:29:04.156 --> 00:29:04.237
Hmm.
00:29:04.868 --> 00:29:08.709
And it is a much more psychological, methodical approach.
00:29:08.739 --> 00:29:18.128
I'm not saying it doesn't show up in it,'cause like I said, I'm barely into it, but from what I've seen, I think there's a good chance you'd like it.
00:29:18.398 --> 00:29:20.078
But also you might be like no, this?
00:29:20.078 --> 00:29:25.388
is dark and creepy and I can spend my time listening to Mr.
00:29:25.388 --> 00:29:26.259
Ballin instead.
00:29:27.106 --> 00:29:27.557
Yeah,
00:29:27.939 --> 00:29:28.838
I can see it going either way.
00:29:29.417 --> 00:29:30.077
it is a dark show.
00:29:30.616 --> 00:29:43.396
like if they're paying more attention to like the actual like killer and stuff like that, it freaks me out a little bit and turns me away from it.
00:29:43.666 --> 00:29:49.277
The thing that like, not that like, I'm trying to think of how to say this.
00:29:49.727 --> 00:30:03.737
Um, I like when they kind of talk about the victims and tell them about like their lives and stuff and like, it's kind of like, don't idolize the killers.
00:30:04.636 --> 00:30:12.196
show like a, what the victim's lives were and talk about the victims because they didn't like deserve that.
00:30:12.317 --> 00:30:14.416
And so I like listening to that type.
00:30:14.416 --> 00:30:16.967
I'm trying to think of a podcast that does that really well.
00:30:18.038 --> 00:30:18.489
okay.
00:30:18.788 --> 00:30:20.019
well this is not that.
00:30:20.082 --> 00:30:20.372
okay.
00:30:20.588 --> 00:30:23.019
This follows the point of view of the, detective.
00:30:23.252 --> 00:30:24.837
yeah, this is more about the detective.
00:30:25.757 --> 00:30:26.116
Yeah.
00:30:26.116 --> 00:30:26.146
I,
00:30:26.153 --> 00:30:31.134
it's all about trying to understand psychologically why that person snapped.
00:30:31.678 --> 00:30:31.917
Yeah.
00:30:32.656 --> 00:30:33.017
okay.
00:30:33.497 --> 00:30:34.457
Um, yeah.
00:30:34.487 --> 00:30:47.926
'cause like with Blackbird, another thing that kind of like took me off of that it was, I understood what they were trying to do to show you, like, with the killer.
00:30:48.406 --> 00:31:01.967
Um, it kind of freaked me out a little bit and I didn't like it because I was like, I know people not, I don't know a murderer, but I know like people that people are unsuspecting of.
00:31:02.717 --> 00:31:03.977
They're awful people.
00:31:04.876 --> 00:31:06.436
And I was like, nah.
00:31:07.487 --> 00:31:11.116
So I, I might, I might be interested in this, but
00:31:11.598 --> 00:31:11.888
Okay.
00:31:12.023 --> 00:31:15.624
I will actually flip my opinion based on that, what you just said then.
00:31:15.804 --> 00:31:18.054
'cause it is very much like.
00:31:19.223 --> 00:31:20.544
It's in the fifties.
00:31:20.544 --> 00:31:23.003
There's not a lot of knowledge on psychology.
00:31:23.334 --> 00:31:29.933
The main detective is trying to interview one of the most prominent serial killers of all time to try and understand him.
00:31:29.933 --> 00:31:33.054
But the FBI's like, no, they don't deserve attention.
00:31:33.054 --> 00:31:34.884
They should be in jail'cause they're terrible.
00:31:34.884 --> 00:31:37.284
And that's kind of the struggle that they're going through.
00:31:38.003 --> 00:31:41.814
Um, so yeah, maybe, maybe not, maybe not now.
00:31:43.824 --> 00:31:44.273
Okay.
00:31:44.334 --> 00:31:46.403
Uh, and for the last show, I.
00:31:46.403 --> 00:31:48.324
have dead like me.
00:31:49.644 --> 00:31:51.084
Conlin, what'd you rate it?
00:31:52.038 --> 00:31:52.157
I.
00:31:52.824 --> 00:31:53.304
does it mean to you?
00:31:53.304 --> 00:31:53.814
What do you think?
00:31:53.814 --> 00:31:54.324
I'm gonna rate it.
00:31:54.692 --> 00:31:59.913
I think I put this on my Honorable mentions for one of the most underrated shows of all time.
00:31:59.942 --> 00:32:02.373
It's a, I guess it's a little like pushing daisies, sort of.
00:32:03.573 --> 00:32:09.032
this is one that Lauren, I, uh, all Josh, do you think you'd recommend to this, to Lauren?
00:32:09.032 --> 00:32:10.863
I think I would, to be honest.
00:32:11.933 --> 00:32:13.733
Well, let me, what do you think?
00:32:13.733 --> 00:32:14.513
I'm gonna rate it.
00:32:15.272 --> 00:32:31.262
So I rate this one also, if it, if it ended better, if it really ended, I would give this a higher rating, but it's probably a 8.25 for me.
00:32:31.712 --> 00:32:34.923
Um, I think it's extremely funny.
00:32:35.702 --> 00:32:38.133
I love the idea of the green rippers.
00:32:38.163 --> 00:32:40.593
I just, I think it's so clever.
00:32:40.593 --> 00:32:45.722
It's so dark comedy, it's so British comedy and you like all that kind of stuff.
00:32:45.813 --> 00:32:49.347
So 8.5, I think you, I think you're gonna show eight.
00:32:50.578 --> 00:32:50.868
Okay.
00:32:52.606 --> 00:32:53.582
I think he's gonna say three.
00:32:53.612 --> 00:32:54.102
Just kidding.
00:32:56.732 --> 00:32:57.002
You just
00:32:57.088 --> 00:32:57.308
Uh,
00:32:57.722 --> 00:32:59.492
on his face and you're like, he's wrong.
00:33:01.022 --> 00:33:01.083
It
00:33:01.142 --> 00:33:01.261
I.
00:33:01.292 --> 00:33:02.042
three.
00:33:09.388 --> 00:33:10.689
um, so.
00:33:11.499 --> 00:33:18.909
IMDB gave this an 8.1 out of 10 and Rotten Tomatoes gave it 84% right along with what Conlin was saying.
00:33:18.909 --> 00:33:25.929
So I actually had higher expectations for this show than I did position daisies, which did not have those kind of reviews at all.
00:33:26.828 --> 00:33:30.909
My notes are in order, what is this, CGI with the frogs?
00:33:30.939 --> 00:33:32.169
It looks awful.
00:33:32.588 --> 00:33:34.058
It is the worst.
00:33:34.058 --> 00:33:39.939
Like take what you've seen from Spy Kids and like turn it down to like level one.
00:33:40.118 --> 00:33:41.378
It is awful.
00:33:42.068 --> 00:33:52.898
Um, and then I said, Hey, it's Agent Cody Banks' mom, because Agent Cody Banks' mom also plays her mom and Mandy Patinkin is in this movie or show.
00:33:52.898 --> 00:33:56.528
And I'm like, what is he doing in this show?
00:33:56.828 --> 00:33:58.358
He doesn't belong here.
00:33:58.388 --> 00:33:59.588
This is not his.
00:34:00.848 --> 00:34:01.298
What?
00:34:02.528 --> 00:34:05.979
Um, I don't like the soundtrack.
00:34:06.189 --> 00:34:06.729
Um.
00:34:07.367 --> 00:34:07.407
Oh, okay.
00:34:09.248 --> 00:34:12.248
The ending to the opening episode is bad.
00:34:13.838 --> 00:34:23.259
I can't explain why I like this show,'cause I gave it a five out of 10, but I am also four episodes into it.
00:34:23.259 --> 00:34:25.509
Like, I just could not stop watching it.
00:34:26.018 --> 00:34:28.898
But the whole time I was like, this is bad.
00:34:29.079 --> 00:34:30.728
The writing is bad.
00:34:30.789 --> 00:34:33.909
The main character is bland and boring.
00:34:35.559 --> 00:34:37.389
The comedy isn't great.
00:34:37.659 --> 00:34:44.679
I don't like the soundtrack, but I'm still watching the show and I don't know why I'm doing it.
00:34:46.539 --> 00:34:53.378
So I landed on a five out of 10 because like, I, I can't sing the praises, uh, at all.
00:34:53.378 --> 00:34:56.438
Like I cannot say anything is great about this show.
00:34:57.849 --> 00:35:01.179
But at the same time I'm also like, well, I didn't turn it off.
00:35:01.208 --> 00:35:03.548
I really wasn't bothered that much by it.
00:35:04.148 --> 00:35:05.679
The premise is interesting.
00:35:05.768 --> 00:35:07.239
I like Mandy Patinkin.
00:35:07.298 --> 00:35:09.188
He is one of my favorite actors.
00:35:09.188 --> 00:35:13.509
Like, yeah.
00:35:13.898 --> 00:35:14.557
Okay.
00:35:14.588 --> 00:35:15.278
So
00:35:16.418 --> 00:35:17.858
I think this show is so funny.
00:35:18.277 --> 00:35:19.418
I love the Dark Humor.
00:35:19.418 --> 00:35:20.527
I love the dry humor.
00:35:20.527 --> 00:35:22.148
I love, I love
00:35:22.239 --> 00:35:23.739
it's not dark and dry.
00:35:23.768 --> 00:35:24.728
it's stupid.
00:35:24.728 --> 00:35:28.568
She gets killed by getting hit by a toilet seat from outer space.
00:35:29.228 --> 00:35:29.677
It's
00:35:29.768 --> 00:35:30.489
hilarious.
00:35:30.668 --> 00:35:33.188
That's what, what happened in Napoleon Dynamite.
00:35:33.309 --> 00:35:35.289
That's the kind of comedy that is,
00:35:36.818 --> 00:35:38.077
Pulling Dynamite's the worst.
00:35:38.407 --> 00:35:38.617
This
00:35:38.889 --> 00:35:40.389
and that's my point.
00:35:40.449 --> 00:35:42.219
That's the kind of humor it is.
00:35:42.757 --> 00:35:43.177
funny.
00:35:44.467 --> 00:35:45.878
I disagree, but that's okay.
00:35:46.327 --> 00:35:50.228
Would do, would, would you, are you interested in watching anymore or you're just like, eh, I am good.
00:35:51.489 --> 00:35:57.878
I don't think I will turn it on because I am more interested in pushing daisies and Mindhunter
00:35:58.347 --> 00:35:58.588
Okay.
00:35:58.838 --> 00:36:01.509
going forward, but like.
00:36:03.474 --> 00:36:05.664
I'm not opposed to watching it, Lauren.
00:36:06.534 --> 00:36:10.733
It is very much the same kind of thing as pushing daisies.
00:36:10.733 --> 00:36:12.114
You love pushing daisies.
00:36:12.173 --> 00:36:13.643
You might like this.
00:36:13.914 --> 00:36:18.173
It's definitely not as good as pushing daisies is.
00:36:19.284 --> 00:36:21.954
Um, but if you like one, you might like it.
00:36:23.003 --> 00:36:28.494
I honestly recommend watching the opening scene just to see those awful, awful frogs.
00:36:28.494 --> 00:36:36.083
Like why is that even in there, Conlin, Why is that scene in there?
00:36:36.181 --> 00:36:36.632
was that a
00:36:36.653 --> 00:36:40.643
doesn't have anything to do with this kind of show.
00:36:40.643 --> 00:36:45.233
It's, it's kind of there and you're like, what the freak am I watching?
00:36:45.297 --> 00:36:45.518
on.
00:36:45.563 --> 00:36:47.664
And then we just go do something else.
00:36:47.664 --> 00:36:53.634
And it's like, okay, what kind of acid trip did I just start this show with?
00:36:55.788 --> 00:37:01.487
Basically it's about a girl who gets died from, or I say, gets
00:37:01.539 --> 00:37:02.378
It gets died.
00:37:02.378 --> 00:37:02.588
Yep,
00:37:02.838 --> 00:37:02.958
she
00:37:03.009 --> 00:37:04.119
she gets died.
00:37:04.547 --> 00:37:05.987
She gets died real good.
00:37:06.018 --> 00:37:07.367
She gets died real good.
00:37:08.148 --> 00:37:15.168
Um, anyway, a satellite space Station blows up and the toilet falls from space and smashes
00:37:15.219 --> 00:37:16.963
The toilet seat kills her.
00:37:17.088 --> 00:37:27.498
seat kills her she wakes up and she's been called to be a GT Reaper to take people into the afterlife and it's a lot of heart into it.
00:37:27.498 --> 00:37:34.998
Like the thing that I love about it is you have a lot of comedy, but because you're dealing with a pretty deep topic, it allows it to get deep.
00:37:34.998 --> 00:37:43.038
And I love horror because you can get into some deep ideas and inside of this comedy, there's some really good parts where it deals with the aspects of like.
00:37:43.833 --> 00:37:44.733
is life about?
00:37:44.793 --> 00:37:47.132
Like why are we living, why are we doing what we do?
00:37:47.882 --> 00:37:53.943
And adds a lot of value and a lot of flavor to what could be a bland show, but for me it's not.
00:37:55.347 --> 00:37:55.427
Hmm.
00:37:57.996 --> 00:38:00.617
Always like covering up tragedy with humor.
00:38:01.893 --> 00:38:02.193
Yeah.
00:38:02.199 --> 00:38:03.983
That's exactly what this show is.
00:38:04.023 --> 00:38:05.672
is this show completely.
00:38:05.882 --> 00:38:06.452
100%.
00:38:06.847 --> 00:38:07.706
That's how I cope.
00:38:09.932 --> 00:38:10.443
It's a good show.
00:38:11.213 --> 00:38:11.603
Okay.
00:38:11.994 --> 00:38:19.614
Uh, that was the last show, so now we're gonna go over to movies, uh, of Conan's, honorable Mentions and Top Tens.
00:38:19.673 --> 00:38:24.623
I have not still have not watched Wild Bunch or Highlander.
00:38:25.253 --> 00:38:26.963
Just'cause I didn't get around to those two.
00:38:27.114 --> 00:38:38.543
I did not White watch Nightmare on Elm three because I watched a lot of horror this week and this one was a sequel and I did not watch Raid two because I couldn't find it.
00:38:38.543 --> 00:38:40.853
The only one I found was from 2025.
00:38:40.853 --> 00:38:47.784
And this list you made in 2024, so I just couldn't even find what you're talking about there.
00:38:48.684 --> 00:38:54.804
Um, uh, same with the Unforgiven.
00:38:54.923 --> 00:38:59.844
Uh, I found like six of them and just didn't know which one you were talking about, so
00:39:00.307 --> 00:39:00.597
Okay.
00:39:01.614 --> 00:39:02.574
I couldn't move on.
00:39:02.753 --> 00:39:03.023
Okay.
00:39:03.023 --> 00:39:07.824
So the first movie I actually did watch that I had not seen all the way through to this point.
00:39:07.853 --> 00:39:14.603
Not on your list, but one, you have sp spoken very, very highly of Lethal Weapon.
00:39:18.054 --> 00:39:19.014
What do you rate it?
00:39:19.043 --> 00:39:19.583
What do you think?
00:39:19.583 --> 00:39:20.483
I'm gonna rate it.
00:39:20.543 --> 00:39:21.324
What did it mean to you?
00:39:22.427 --> 00:39:23.228
A lethal weapon.
00:39:26.717 --> 00:39:35.657
I think that the movie itself is like a 7.8 is probably around where I'd put it.
00:39:38.148 --> 00:39:41.297
but as a whole one, there's nostalgia for me.
00:39:41.297 --> 00:39:49.307
I watched you since I was a kid, and I think as a series it deserves to be in the running for like best series of all time.
00:39:49.367 --> 00:39:54.407
Every single movie is really, really good and deserves its spot.
00:39:54.557 --> 00:39:58.757
And together they create a package that I think is even better than being alone.
00:40:00.617 --> 00:40:04.277
I think the buddy cop aspect of it is really good.
00:40:04.728 --> 00:40:13.608
Um, Mel Gibson dealing with depression is extremely well done, in my opinion, in this movie for, what the movie is like.
00:40:13.608 --> 00:40:15.438
They do a good job for what the movie is.
00:40:15.918 --> 00:40:18.197
Um, I like the Danny Glover.
00:40:18.197 --> 00:40:19.398
I'm too old for this shit.
00:40:20.208 --> 00:40:21.557
use in how I met your mother.
00:40:21.557 --> 00:40:23.208
Like, it, it's just comedy.
00:40:23.208 --> 00:40:25.427
It adds a lot of flavor to the character.
00:40:25.757 --> 00:40:28.128
I think it's got a good eighties vibe to it.
00:40:28.128 --> 00:40:29.927
I love the action aspect.
00:40:32.987 --> 00:40:34.788
I think you'll like this movie.
00:40:34.788 --> 00:40:38.748
I don't think you'll Ah, yeah.
00:40:38.748 --> 00:40:41.688
I'm gonna get a 7.5 is what I think I'm gonna get from you.
00:40:42.168 --> 00:40:42.438
It's
00:40:42.599 --> 00:40:42.889
Okay.
00:40:43.577 --> 00:40:44.418
a, good, good ride.
00:40:44.447 --> 00:40:46.427
It's not my favorite of the lethal weapons.
00:40:47.297 --> 00:40:50.237
favorite one's, probably the second one.
00:40:51.318 --> 00:40:51.648
I
00:40:51.728 --> 00:40:52.018
Okay.
00:40:52.277 --> 00:40:53.958
very, very, very much enjoy these movies.
00:40:54.773 --> 00:40:55.074
Okay.
00:40:55.353 --> 00:40:55.472
I
00:40:56.753 --> 00:40:59.003
Lauren, have you seen Letha weapon?
00:40:59.237 --> 00:41:10.847
No, I was just looking it up to see if I had,'cause my mom loves Mel Gibson, so he said Mel Gibson, I was like, maybe though.
00:41:13.192 --> 00:41:13.811
No, I haven't.
00:41:14.963 --> 00:41:15.353
Okay.
00:41:16.284 --> 00:41:20.483
Uh, my first note is the opening is completely unnecessary.
00:41:20.972 --> 00:41:21.213
Hmm,
00:41:21.534 --> 00:41:22.554
She's naked.
00:41:23.244 --> 00:41:23.784
Why?
00:41:25.793 --> 00:41:26.784
No reason
00:41:26.793 --> 00:41:27.213
movie,
00:41:27.414 --> 00:41:27.684
all.
00:41:27.813 --> 00:41:28.143
eighties
00:41:28.463 --> 00:41:30.054
it, that's Not a good excuse.
00:41:30.083 --> 00:41:34.853
There are plenty of eighties action movies where there's no nudity, much less.
00:41:34.853 --> 00:41:47.753
This girl who is laying on a balcony, laying on her back, moaning and moving for no reason, and then she goes and does crack, and then jumps off a building.
00:41:49.284 --> 00:41:54.503
How much of that did I need to know that she does crack and that she jumped off a building?
00:41:54.653 --> 00:41:56.724
Did I need to know anything else?
00:41:56.753 --> 00:42:07.103
Did I need to see her do weirdo sex moves that are clearly there because she's naked and was like, this is gonna be a selling point for teenage boys.
00:42:07.403 --> 00:42:07.733
Um.
00:42:12.503 --> 00:42:15.684
I have a question with her death as well.
00:42:15.923 --> 00:42:20.873
Um, they come back and the coroner said she didn't die from the fall because she was poisoned first.
00:42:22.643 --> 00:42:26.574
Uh, or no, she died from the fall, but she was also poisoned.
00:42:26.574 --> 00:42:27.893
So here's my question.
00:42:28.313 --> 00:42:34.733
If you are poisoned, but then commit suicide before the poison kills you, can you still be charged for murder?
00:42:35.094 --> 00:42:38.213
Because the poison did kill her.
00:42:39.108 --> 00:42:39.347
That's
00:42:39.572 --> 00:42:40.461
Attempted murder,
00:42:41.454 --> 00:42:42.713
Attempted murder for sure,
00:42:43.307 --> 00:42:43.427
but
00:42:43.554 --> 00:42:45.384
but they charged the guy for murder,
00:42:45.858 --> 00:42:45.947
I
00:42:46.043 --> 00:42:48.233
and it's like, no, she, she committed suicide.
00:42:48.893 --> 00:42:51.023
She 100% made that choice on her own,
00:42:51.797 --> 00:42:54.018
the poison affected her mind
00:42:54.202 --> 00:42:55.021
to make your color
00:42:55.253 --> 00:42:57.204
but it didn't because it was the crack.
00:42:57.768 --> 00:42:58.458
that's true.
00:42:59.003 --> 00:43:02.423
She was a druggie, but not the poison.
00:43:02.423 --> 00:43:04.793
that killed her or was going to kill her.
00:43:04.907 --> 00:43:06.168
That is an interesting question.
00:43:06.168 --> 00:43:06.407
I don't know.
00:43:07.793 --> 00:43:18.474
Um, the scene where they jump off the building and there's very clearly a magnet between the chains because the chains don't quite touch, but they, they try and touch each other the whole way down.
00:43:18.474 --> 00:43:31.284
I found very, very funny, um, the take my gun and be my guest really bothered me
00:43:31.998 --> 00:43:32.237
Okay,
00:43:32.454 --> 00:43:32.873
a scene.
00:43:33.713 --> 00:43:39.443
uh, so Lauren, in this scene, the older Gruffy, what's his name?
00:43:40.128 --> 00:43:40.398
dental,
00:43:40.588 --> 00:43:41.079
Tobacca.
00:43:41.088 --> 00:43:41.628
Glover.
00:43:42.159 --> 00:43:43.134
Danny Glover.
00:43:43.523 --> 00:43:50.724
gives Mel Gibson a suspected suicidal person, his gun, and says, take my gun and kill yourself.
00:43:52.922 --> 00:43:53.041
Hmm.
00:43:53.501 --> 00:43:53.722
Fun.
00:43:53.903 --> 00:43:59.168
And so Mel Gibson takes the gun, puts it in his mouth and pulls the trigger.
00:43:59.168 --> 00:44:07.989
And the only reason Mel Gibson doesn't blow his own head off is because Danny Glover sticks his thumb between the hammer and the trigger and the igniter.
00:44:09.909 --> 00:44:17.798
The next scene is Danny Glover on the phone talking to hr, and he says, quote, so you're saying I should worry.
00:44:21.849 --> 00:44:23.829
That wasn't just apparent to you.
00:44:23.829 --> 00:44:24.489
You dumbass.
00:44:25.239 --> 00:44:26.858
How are you a detective?
00:44:27.489 --> 00:44:37.869
A guy pulled the trigger with a gun in his mouth and you have to talk to HR and be like, are you sure That's concerning behavior?
00:44:39.728 --> 00:44:41.588
What are you talking about?
00:44:43.614 --> 00:44:46.253
And that's my general mood to this entire movie.
00:44:46.373 --> 00:44:49.313
I found the whole thing extremely exhausting,
00:44:49.547 --> 00:44:49.967
really.
00:44:50.213 --> 00:44:54.954
both people are completely incompetent and doing stupid stuff all the way through.
00:44:55.503 --> 00:44:55.742
Hmm.
00:44:56.574 --> 00:44:58.793
My rating for it is a three out of 10.
00:44:59.793 --> 00:45:00.452
Wow.
00:45:01.733 --> 00:45:10.313
Yeah, I did not enjoy this at all, which is sad'cause I do like Mel Gibson, but
00:45:10.382 --> 00:45:11.432
surprising to me.
00:45:11.552 --> 00:45:11.702
I
00:45:11.753 --> 00:45:12.713
really bothered me.
00:45:14.012 --> 00:45:15.873
You should still watch the second one.
00:45:15.873 --> 00:45:21.393
It's not as, the depression thing isn't nearly as big of a aspect of the show.
00:45:21.632 --> 00:45:21.842
It's not
00:45:21.869 --> 00:45:23.753
I like, shows that show depression.
00:45:23.753 --> 00:45:26.454
Well, this one just doesn't show it well.
00:45:26.543 --> 00:45:33.653
It just glorifies depression, makes it look like it's a fun time and people are gonna come pull you out of it all the time.
00:45:33.773 --> 00:45:34.793
That's not life.
00:45:35.603 --> 00:45:37.824
Um, just really, really bothered me.
00:45:38.402 --> 00:45:38.583
Hmm.
00:45:39.759 --> 00:45:40.239
Okay.
00:45:40.239 --> 00:45:43.358
my next movie is Jurassic Park.
00:45:43.418 --> 00:45:44.318
The first one
00:45:44.762 --> 00:45:46.623
You finally watched Jurassic Park.
00:45:46.623 --> 00:45:47.583
Holy crap.
00:45:47.833 --> 00:45:49.659
did, I watched Jurassic Park.
00:45:50.523 --> 00:45:51.963
That's fantastic.
00:45:55.748 --> 00:45:57.188
So what do you think of it?
00:45:57.219 --> 00:45:58.208
What's your rating?
00:45:58.239 --> 00:45:58.764
What's it mean to you?
00:45:59.342 --> 00:46:02.882
Park is period, one of the greatest monster movies of all time period.
00:46:02.882 --> 00:46:03.782
End of story.
00:46:04.472 --> 00:46:04.802
is,
00:46:05.177 --> 00:46:09.077
Would you say Jurassic Park is a horror movie?
00:46:09.273 --> 00:46:09.603
yeah.
00:46:10.032 --> 00:46:10.322
Okay.
00:46:11.222 --> 00:46:11.643
Absolutely.
00:46:11.853 --> 00:46:12.902
It's a horror monster movie.
00:46:13.222 --> 00:46:13.512
Okay.
00:46:13.623 --> 00:46:13.833
is.
00:46:14.313 --> 00:46:14.733
Um,
00:46:14.831 --> 00:46:14.952
I.
00:46:15.302 --> 00:46:19.262
and I, I think there's just so much iconic aspects to it.
00:46:19.262 --> 00:46:20.702
The music is insane.
00:46:20.882 --> 00:46:26.463
The fact that it, there's parts that look dated now, but a lot of it still looks pretty dang good.
00:46:27.213 --> 00:46:38.253
Um, I love the weird, like it's got a horror, but also a childlike innocence aspect to the movie that only Steven Spielberg really pulls off.
00:46:39.213 --> 00:46:42.063
is really good at it, and I, I don't know how he does it.
00:46:42.512 --> 00:46:45.063
Um, the dinosaurs are cool.
00:46:45.512 --> 00:46:45.992
The.
00:46:46.833 --> 00:46:49.773
whole idea of the Jurassic Park is fantastic.
00:46:50.012 --> 00:46:51.422
Like I said, the music is really good.
00:46:51.422 --> 00:46:53.072
I love the adventure aspect of it.
00:46:53.072 --> 00:46:54.273
This feels like an adventure movie.
00:46:54.273 --> 00:46:58.472
It's like an adventure horror thriller all tied in one.
00:46:58.682 --> 00:47:07.293
You have the famous scene where the, the water is, and it's just every single time.
00:47:07.592 --> 00:47:13.922
Um, love them sitting in the tree after they just had this humor, traumatic event.
00:47:14.402 --> 00:47:17.103
But everything goes quiet and they're still scared of the dinosaurs.
00:47:17.103 --> 00:47:20.253
The dinosaurs are coming, they feed the dinosaur.
00:47:21.123 --> 00:47:31.143
And I've seen that happen with kids so many different times where they're terrified and an animal comes up to them and they freak out a little bit, but then they start feeding the animal and they just start giggling.
00:47:32.253 --> 00:47:36.092
we just grow up and we stay as we're just humans.
00:47:36.722 --> 00:47:43.922
And the more that you see people as just humans, you see them sometimes as these little kids that have grown up have these moments where.
00:47:44.297 --> 00:47:47.688
An animal comes up to them and they just smile and they can't help but smiling.
00:47:48.137 --> 00:47:53.717
And you have this bit of magic that's inside of Jurassic Park in this moment where they're terrified.
00:47:54.737 --> 00:47:57.407
And it's these little moments that nobody talks about with Jurassic Park.
00:47:57.407 --> 00:48:08.748
Nobody brings up how great that scene is, um, that make this a freaking masterpiece and absolutely deserves to call it classic name cult classic status.
00:48:09.018 --> 00:48:12.018
And it's unfortunate that all the other Jurassic Park movies suck.
00:48:12.137 --> 00:48:14.327
I see that you were gonna rate it, uh, rate one later.
00:48:14.327 --> 00:48:15.918
I'm sure it sucks.
00:48:16.097 --> 00:48:19.427
Um, this first one I think is an absolute masterpiece.
00:48:19.427 --> 00:48:20.027
It's a nine.
00:48:20.447 --> 00:48:22.818
And Josh, you should be at a nine on this.
00:48:22.818 --> 00:48:25.938
I don't know what you're gonna be, but you like giant dinosaurs.
00:48:25.938 --> 00:48:29.268
If you're not at a nine, you're outta your freaking mind.
00:48:29.592 --> 00:48:33.271
I am sorry, but do these dinosaurs blast radiation from their mouth?
00:48:34.938 --> 00:48:37.757
There's more of'em, so it's fine.
00:48:40.824 --> 00:48:43.583
Okay, Laura, you've obviously seen this one too.
00:48:43.628 --> 00:48:44.528
What's it mean to you?
00:48:45.239 --> 00:48:46.088
What do you rate it?
00:48:46.088 --> 00:48:46.489
What do you think?
00:48:46.489 --> 00:48:47.088
I'm gonna rate it.
00:48:47.851 --> 00:48:49.172
I love Jurassic Park.
00:48:49.202 --> 00:48:53.282
I watched this, like, I'm surprised my mom let me watch this as a kid.
00:48:53.311 --> 00:48:57.121
'cause my mom usually didn't let me watch anything.
00:48:58.411 --> 00:48:59.492
Actually, I take that back.
00:48:59.552 --> 00:49:01.322
She let me watch a lot of scary stuff.
00:49:01.411 --> 00:49:11.192
Um, but like, not classically horror, um,'cause I would say that the black coron is scary for a kid.
00:49:12.512 --> 00:49:17.641
Um, anyway, for Jurassic Park, I was a dinosaur kid.
00:49:17.972 --> 00:49:30.391
Uh, I remember like my nightmares as a kid was a T-Rex from this movie, but it's still like, I don't know.
00:49:30.452 --> 00:49:38.612
It's, I I have to say that it's like an eight because of like the childhood, um, watching it.
00:49:38.612 --> 00:49:40.831
And like me and my brothers loved dinosaurs.
00:49:40.831 --> 00:49:41.612
We had like.
00:49:42.436 --> 00:49:43.306
can't remember what they're called.
00:49:43.306 --> 00:49:47.836
Like the leap pad things that were, the books that you'd like click and it would tell you stuff.
00:49:48.016 --> 00:49:51.766
We had like the dinosaur one and that was our favorite one.
00:49:51.766 --> 00:49:54.166
It like got worn out so fast.
00:49:54.436 --> 00:50:02.626
Um, but yeah, we were obsessed with dinosaurs and we had like all of the little T-Rex figurines and stuff.
00:50:03.077 --> 00:50:07.786
Um, yeah, it, I, I like it.
00:50:07.786 --> 00:50:13.726
I like the part that you mentioned of like them feeding the bronchus in the tree.
00:50:14.056 --> 00:50:19.067
Uh, quote it all the time, like the, uh, uh, the password.
00:50:20.027 --> 00:50:22.786
And then, um, clever girl.
00:50:23.086 --> 00:50:27.166
Uh, I'm trying to think if there's another one.
00:50:27.916 --> 00:50:38.476
I mean, there's a lot of great gifts too from this, uh, like where he is like turning your head to like look at everything and like, it was such like watching this as a kid.
00:50:39.106 --> 00:50:46.697
It felt like it was like a documentary, you know, it's like these are real dinosaurs and like, I wanna go Tosic Park.
00:50:47.447 --> 00:50:49.907
literally, sorry, go ahead.
00:50:50.222 --> 00:50:58.172
I was gonna say, the one part that doesn't really work to me now is the part where they're just, they're explaining like how they made the dinosaurs.
00:50:58.503 --> 00:51:01.023
It is very, very, very old filling now.
00:51:01.101 --> 00:51:01.391
Yeah.
00:51:02.492 --> 00:51:03.543
it's, it's rough.
00:51:03.543 --> 00:51:05.492
They like, it's one of the few
00:51:05.601 --> 00:51:05.681
Hmm.
00:51:05.762 --> 00:51:09.213
where I've been like, you should do a redone version and update this
00:51:09.496 --> 00:51:10.847
Yeah, yeah.
00:51:11.626 --> 00:51:14.237
But yeah, I love this movie.
00:51:14.237 --> 00:51:17.177
I even liked the two and threes.
00:51:17.177 --> 00:51:19.126
I do think the first one's way better.
00:51:19.396 --> 00:51:28.666
Um, they definitely drop and like how good they are as they go along, but we still watched all of them.
00:51:28.907 --> 00:51:29.447
Uh.
00:51:30.692 --> 00:51:32.041
And then Jeff Goldblum.
00:51:35.277 --> 00:51:36.166
It's so funny.
00:51:36.871 --> 00:51:45.527
I like, now that I've seen him in other things and then I go back and see him in that and I'm like, this is so weird to see Jeff Gold blue here, but okay.
00:51:46.427 --> 00:51:52.681
Um, and yeah, I had a fear of public toilets growing up and I think it was because of it and Jurassic Park.
00:51:55.112 --> 00:51:57.512
But yeah, so that's what I think about Jurassic Park.
00:51:58.503 --> 00:51:58.793
Good.
00:51:58.793 --> 00:51:58.954
Good.
00:51:59.688 --> 00:52:03.827
Okay, Josh, I am so, so interested in what you're gonna think about this one.
00:52:03.827 --> 00:52:06.498
This is probably the one I'll be most interested in.
00:52:06.498 --> 00:52:07.248
What you think.
00:52:07.327 --> 00:52:10.172
I, I'm interested'cause he didn't watch this as a kid.
00:52:10.172 --> 00:52:12.902
Like this is his first time watching this, so.
00:52:13.068 --> 00:52:14.072
wild to me.
00:52:14.086 --> 00:52:14.507
Mm-hmm.
00:52:16.164 --> 00:52:24.864
Uh, my very first note is, uh, Jeff Goldblum Max Swagger while walking up to a pile of shit.
00:52:25.434 --> 00:52:26.994
Why is that scene in there?
00:52:27.054 --> 00:52:29.094
What's, I don't, I don't know.
00:52:29.094 --> 00:52:37.943
But they were like, this is in, this is necessary that he maximizes his aura while he walks up to the big pile of shit.
00:52:38.724 --> 00:52:44.153
Um, there's a very slow opening.
00:52:44.364 --> 00:52:50.903
I do think it's a good thing and serves to the escalation of the feeling of the movie.
00:52:51.384 --> 00:52:55.043
Um, I really like the Jeep a lot.
00:52:55.134 --> 00:52:57.143
I don't like the Ford at all.
00:52:57.353 --> 00:53:03.173
I, I don't know why the Ford is the iconic vehicle to, to show.
00:53:03.878 --> 00:53:08.168
When it's like, this one looks cool, this one looks stupid.
00:53:09.152 --> 00:53:09.572
That's fair.
00:53:10.353 --> 00:53:10.802
I answer fair.
00:53:11.586 --> 00:53:11.806
How
00:53:11.949 --> 00:53:12.818
I don't know.
00:53:12.947 --> 00:53:13.166
Pay
00:53:13.298 --> 00:53:13.748
Um,
00:53:14.036 --> 00:53:14.327
Park?
00:53:16.809 --> 00:53:18.608
they both paid them quite a bit.
00:53:18.608 --> 00:53:19.298
I guarantee it.
00:53:19.298 --> 00:53:22.088
But the Jeep is only in like the opening and closing of the movie.
00:53:22.088 --> 00:53:30.668
The rest of'em are the, the Fords, and I'm like, why would you ever have picked to drive the Ford through Jurassic Park?
00:53:30.668 --> 00:53:32.438
when you could have the gas powered Jeep
00:53:33.047 --> 00:53:33.271
I mean,
00:53:33.338 --> 00:53:37.568
that looks awesome and exposes you and all the good things?
00:53:37.981 --> 00:53:38.161
How
00:53:38.259 --> 00:53:38.679
I don't know.
00:53:38.702 --> 00:53:40.407
did somebody die in the Ford though?
00:53:41.583 --> 00:53:43.239
All the time, all the time.
00:53:43.472 --> 00:53:44.612
that's what the joke was.
00:53:45.481 --> 00:53:46.561
die in a Ford,
00:53:48.639 --> 00:53:49.329
I,
00:53:49.411 --> 00:53:49.501
in.
00:53:52.659 --> 00:53:55.449
I didn't know Samuel Jackson was in this movie.
00:53:55.748 --> 00:53:58.659
It is kind of sad that I don't think he made the movie better.
00:53:59.079 --> 00:54:02.679
Because usually I feel like he's a positive influence on movies.
00:54:02.679 --> 00:54:03.818
This one, he is just kind of in.
00:54:03.818 --> 00:54:04.028
it.
00:54:04.273 --> 00:54:04.773
That's fair.
00:54:07.478 --> 00:54:13.329
Jeff Goldblum and Richard Attenborough absolutely carry this movie without them.
00:54:13.358 --> 00:54:15.668
This is a bad movie that never works.
00:54:16.358 --> 00:54:19.568
Uh, they're absolutely carrying this movie on their back.
00:54:19.958 --> 00:54:31.028
Uh, my next note is it's kind of sad that the CPR in 1993 looks better than the CPR in 2020 Fives The Pit, which is a medical drama show where they credit themselves for accuracy.
00:54:32.108 --> 00:54:35.829
Um, it was good.
00:54:35.829 --> 00:54:37.148
It was enjoyable.
00:54:37.298 --> 00:54:38.438
I didn't love it.
00:54:38.438 --> 00:54:42.668
I gave it a seven out of 10 and Conlin, here's where it's really gonna piss you off.
00:54:42.969 --> 00:54:46.568
Last week I gave Dyna Topia 7.2 out of 10.
00:54:46.568 --> 00:54:47.438
So I do
00:54:48.182 --> 00:54:48.932
my.
00:54:49.449 --> 00:54:51.668
higher than Jurassic Park.
00:54:51.992 --> 00:54:55.922
Oh, that is such garbage.
00:54:56.043 --> 00:54:56.913
Holy crap.
00:54:56.913 --> 00:54:57.242
No.
00:54:58.431 --> 00:54:58.592
birthday
00:54:59.463 --> 00:55:00.393
Nope.
00:55:01.652 --> 00:55:02.672
is wrong.
00:55:02.913 --> 00:55:04.083
That's okay.
00:55:04.293 --> 00:55:05.463
But he's wrong.
00:55:05.762 --> 00:55:09.753
He, he watched too much stuff last week and he was having a, like a stroke or
00:55:09.804 --> 00:55:20.003
This was one I watched a week and a half ago, and I was holding my tongue talk, trying to talk about Dyna Topia because I was like, this is way better than Jurassic Park to me.
00:55:20.123 --> 00:55:20.393
Like
00:55:20.822 --> 00:55:21.572
ah,
00:55:21.887 --> 00:55:23.086
I, I'll make you feel better.
00:55:23.086 --> 00:55:23.507
Conlin.
00:55:23.507 --> 00:55:25.637
I like Jurassic Park more than Dyna Topia
00:55:26.168 --> 00:55:28.052
that, that's because it's obviously better.
00:55:28.052 --> 00:55:35.552
Like it's not even, you are the o You have a new biggest hot topic period.
00:55:36.436 --> 00:55:36.797
hot take.
00:55:37.652 --> 00:55:39.842
A hot take of all time.
00:55:40.773 --> 00:55:43.742
I like Dito Topia better than the Jurassic Park.
00:55:45.123 --> 00:55:45.362
Outta
00:55:45.579 --> 00:55:47.514
I do, I do,
00:55:48.452 --> 00:55:49.083
Outta your mind.
00:55:49.112 --> 00:55:49.418
That's crazy.
00:55:49.793 --> 00:55:50.153
I do.
00:55:50.514 --> 00:55:54.384
Uh, I do think a lot of that is I watched them both had 20, 25.
00:55:54.384 --> 00:55:55.434
I didn't have.
00:55:56.543 --> 00:55:56.994
That.
00:55:57.204 --> 00:56:01.164
Uh, the other thing working against Jurassic Park is a lot of it was spoiled.
00:56:01.224 --> 00:56:10.313
I think Cleve Girl was funnier and better to me not knowing the context, I think in the movie I was like, that was a weird scene.
00:56:11.094 --> 00:56:12.173
That guy's an idiot.
00:56:13.344 --> 00:56:15.054
Um, Okay.
00:56:15.653 --> 00:56:18.054
Next movie, the Matrix.
00:56:18.173 --> 00:56:19.103
The first one.
00:56:19.487 --> 00:56:21.047
Wait, you had never seen, oh yeah.
00:56:21.047 --> 00:56:21.527
Yeah.
00:56:21.588 --> 00:56:22.068
Wow.
00:56:23.117 --> 00:56:23.478
Wow.
00:56:23.478 --> 00:56:25.143
Josh, you're watching some classics.
00:56:25.583 --> 00:56:27.534
I am watching some classics.
00:56:28.643 --> 00:56:34.253
Uh, we are quite a long time, so I'm gonna start just reading my notes.
00:56:34.704 --> 00:56:36.684
Given my rating, you guys can respond to it.
00:56:36.684 --> 00:56:37.134
How does that work?
00:56:37.253 --> 00:56:38.123
Does that work for you?
00:56:39.233 --> 00:56:39.503
Okay.
00:56:40.193 --> 00:56:43.403
Uh, opening with the numbers was not great.
00:56:43.494 --> 00:56:51.143
This movie has very short scenes in it, like seconds that feel like minutes.
00:56:51.623 --> 00:56:51.983
Um.
00:56:52.478 --> 00:56:58.628
The opening fight is some of the worst choreography I have seen in a very, very, very long time.
00:56:59.588 --> 00:57:04.088
Uh, the jump with the rotating camera was very cool.
00:57:04.389 --> 00:57:10.599
Uh, it's so, oh, it's so unrealistic.
00:57:10.599 --> 00:57:15.909
He dropped a Nokia phone from the top of a building and it didn't even create a crater in the road.
00:57:16.628 --> 00:57:26.349
Um, uh, uh, oh, I've got a better deal.
00:57:26.349 --> 00:57:29.168
How about I give you the finger was a 10 outta 10 moment.
00:57:30.818 --> 00:57:36.429
Uh, the thing crawling into his belly button was nightmare fuel.
00:57:36.742 --> 00:57:37.032
Yeah,
00:57:37.298 --> 00:57:40.568
Uh, I like the Alice in Wonderland analogy.
00:57:41.648 --> 00:57:43.719
I was surprised he woke up so early.
00:57:43.778 --> 00:57:46.719
I would've guessed that that would've happened later in the movie.
00:57:48.563 --> 00:57:52.253
Uh, even I can't sw even I can swim better than that.
00:57:52.253 --> 00:57:53.483
Come on, Keanu.
00:57:53.724 --> 00:58:00.713
Um, when he's trying to swim, it looks really good for 1999.
00:58:00.713 --> 00:58:03.443
The boon bending scene still looks exceptional.
00:58:06.983 --> 00:58:10.253
Uh, would you still have broken if I hadn't said anything?
00:58:10.253 --> 00:58:11.543
Read my mind.
00:58:11.634 --> 00:58:13.134
Uh, don't hate me.
00:58:13.134 --> 00:58:15.534
I'm just the messenger as he's killing people.
00:58:15.923 --> 00:58:17.333
Cipher is a dick.
00:58:17.483 --> 00:58:23.304
Um, and that is the most unhinged things I've seen a villain person say.
00:58:23.934 --> 00:58:29.393
Um, nineties really was the peak.
00:58:29.423 --> 00:58:39.443
And when we're talking about movies and stuff, um, Hugo Weaving is a super unappreciated actor kiss.
00:58:39.443 --> 00:58:42.833
Coming back to life really bothered me.
00:58:42.833 --> 00:58:43.853
That was stupid.
00:58:44.753 --> 00:58:45.054
Um.
00:58:47.304 --> 00:58:50.184
The glasses have not aged very well.
00:58:50.273 --> 00:58:55.103
Uh, I put weird how aviators are the ones that still have stood the test of time.
00:58:55.103 --> 00:58:57.414
Even those are like very eighties thing.
00:58:58.373 --> 00:59:02.364
But these ones are like, that's the, those are the stupidest glasses I've ever seen.
00:59:02.844 --> 00:59:04.853
Why, why did we do that?
00:59:05.672 --> 00:59:06.072
I agree with that.
00:59:06.923 --> 00:59:10.643
Um, it's too bad this movie ended the way it did.
00:59:10.643 --> 00:59:11.784
I went from the movie's.
00:59:11.784 --> 00:59:14.963
Probably a little overrated to prop, probably.
00:59:15.353 --> 00:59:20.213
Uh, uh, little overrated.
00:59:20.273 --> 00:59:22.494
Oh, so it went from a little overrated.
00:59:22.494 --> 00:59:25.523
The middle was very good, so I was like, okay, maybe it's properly rated.
00:59:25.583 --> 00:59:28.974
The way it ended, I ended on, it's extremely overrated.
00:59:29.387 --> 00:59:29.538
Okay.
00:59:29.784 --> 00:59:34.914
Uh, so I ended up landing on a 6.5 outta 10'cause I absolutely hated the ending.
00:59:35.628 --> 00:59:36.882
And why did, what did you hate about the ending?
00:59:37.704 --> 00:59:39.443
She kisses him back to life.
00:59:40.494 --> 00:59:48.204
Then he suddenly magic and knows how to do all The things, even though he's already gone through the lesson of the spoon to know how to do those things.
00:59:48.744 --> 00:59:56.273
And like, it would be different if it was kind of inception and the kiss was metaphorical, but it was real life.
00:59:56.994 --> 00:59:57.773
He's dead.
00:59:58.914 --> 01:00:04.344
She's like, come on, Neo survive and kisses him and says, I love you too.
01:00:04.344 --> 01:00:06.114
And that brings him back to life.
01:00:06.293 --> 01:00:07.373
Did they try CPR?
01:00:07.643 --> 01:00:08.034
Nope.
01:00:08.423 --> 01:00:09.594
Did they do anything?
01:00:09.804 --> 01:00:10.253
Nope.
01:00:10.884 --> 01:00:12.744
is this a magic filled movie?
01:00:12.804 --> 01:00:13.284
No.
01:00:14.123 --> 01:00:16.704
How does kissing him bring him back to life?
01:00:17.634 --> 01:00:20.003
It, it just doesn't, it shouldn't.
01:00:20.244 --> 01:00:22.284
I liked it better with him dying.
01:00:23.268 --> 01:00:35.418
because he is the one and when he knows that he's the one, she knows that he's the one when, when they know that he's the one, when he chooses to be the one.
01:00:36.063 --> 01:00:39.722
Then he can do all the things that he was destined to do.
01:00:40.313 --> 01:00:42.893
So why does kissing him bring him back to life?
01:00:43.503 --> 01:00:44.552
It's not the kiss.
01:00:44.552 --> 01:00:52.172
I think it's the, I know I have absolute faith to the point of knowing that you are the one because I love you,
01:00:52.224 --> 01:00:52.914
But he already
01:00:53.072 --> 01:00:53.313
it was
01:00:53.483 --> 01:00:54.503
had that moment,
01:00:55.052 --> 01:00:58.112
I would fall in love with the person who was the one
01:00:59.333 --> 01:01:01.074
but they already had that moment.
01:01:02.612 --> 01:01:03.782
they had a moment of.
01:01:03.963 --> 01:01:05.103
You could be the one,
01:01:05.454 --> 01:01:07.403
No, he acknowledges he's the one.
01:01:07.403 --> 01:01:08.994
That's why He goes into the fight.
01:01:08.994 --> 01:01:09.503
That kills him.
01:01:11.583 --> 01:01:20.612
He acknowledges that he needs to be the one because of the belief that other people have in him, not the belief he has in himself.
01:01:21.594 --> 01:01:23.123
No, but he believes he's the one.
01:01:23.123 --> 01:01:25.403
That's why He goes into the final fight that kills him.
01:01:25.563 --> 01:01:28.143
one, but he doesn't know that he's the one.
01:01:28.143 --> 01:01:28.532
The point
01:01:28.554 --> 01:01:30.443
And the kiss makes him know.
01:01:30.443 --> 01:01:31.103
he's the one.
01:01:32.067 --> 01:01:32.407
Of course.
01:01:32.492 --> 01:01:36.963
death and sacrifice makes him know that he's the one sacrifice is a common
01:01:37.059 --> 01:01:37.298
he's
01:01:37.623 --> 01:01:40.773
and a common storyline aspect in all things.
01:01:41.588 --> 01:01:42.099
Yeah.
01:01:42.128 --> 01:01:44.228
But like he comes back to life.
01:01:44.228 --> 01:01:47.409
It would be better if he died him.
01:01:47.679 --> 01:01:54.369
His sacrifice meaning something, but it doesn't,'cause He comes back to life and then is the hero
01:01:55.657 --> 01:02:00.632
He is the hero because he is willing to sacrifice his life, and that helps
01:02:00.789 --> 01:02:03.009
But that sacrifice doesn't mean anything.
01:02:03.009 --> 01:02:04.298
If he doesn't.
01:02:04.641 --> 01:02:04.931
Yeah,
01:02:05.168 --> 01:02:12.039
If he just has this immortality where he is like, I guess I just get to live because she acknowledged I was the one.
01:02:12.039 --> 01:02:14.619
'cause she said she loved me in real life
01:02:17.672 --> 01:02:19.887
I've looked at it as he did what was required to be the one.
01:02:21.099 --> 01:02:23.438
and that would be sacrificing himself dying.
01:02:23.536 --> 01:02:29.146
yeah, so what Josh doesn't like is that there isn't a consequence to like him
01:02:29.273 --> 01:02:31.463
He's just, he's just perfect.
01:02:31.463 --> 01:02:33.623
He is a Mary Sue.
01:02:33.623 --> 01:02:34.793
He has no flaws.
01:02:34.793 --> 01:02:35.753
He knows everything.
01:02:35.753 --> 01:02:38.543
He is perfect in everything and he can't even die properly.
01:02:40.097 --> 01:02:40.681
You can't even it.
01:02:43.728 --> 01:02:44.297
Yeah, we should
01:02:44.574 --> 01:02:45.653
It really bothered me,
01:02:45.918 --> 01:02:47.657
about Jesus like that too.
01:02:47.657 --> 01:02:49.637
Just like guy can't even die.
01:02:49.637 --> 01:02:50.148
Right.
01:02:51.054 --> 01:02:53.543
but his sacrifice means something.
01:02:54.324 --> 01:02:55.884
You cannot compare those two.
01:02:57.108 --> 01:02:57.288
It's
01:02:57.534 --> 01:02:59.213
is the salvation of man.
01:02:59.304 --> 01:03:01.733
One is two minutes of a movie.
01:03:02.898 --> 01:03:03.108
what?
01:03:04.068 --> 01:03:04.998
It's supposed to be the
01:03:05.393 --> 01:03:06.239
Oh my gosh.
01:03:08.027 --> 01:03:08.177
like
01:03:08.244 --> 01:03:10.403
No, it's supposed to symbolize.
01:03:10.764 --> 01:03:12.099
Yeah, I get it.
01:03:12.103 --> 01:03:12.653
It is.
01:03:12.983 --> 01:03:16.043
Doesn't mean anything though,'cause there's no point to it anyway.
01:03:16.097 --> 01:03:17.342
So what's the next topic?
01:03:18.722 --> 01:03:20.057
do you, have you seen this, Lauren?
01:03:21.527 --> 01:03:21.947
Okay,
01:03:22.621 --> 01:03:25.802
I did see that weird scene with the belly.
01:03:25.802 --> 01:03:26.251
Yeah.
01:03:26.257 --> 01:03:26.447
Mm-hmm.
01:03:26.838 --> 01:03:27.918
the belly button is rough.
01:03:27.978 --> 01:03:29.777
Like it's a, a rough scene.
01:03:29.956 --> 01:03:30.226
Yeah.
01:03:30.498 --> 01:03:35.628
scenes that I don't feel like it's talked about enough is the part where he is training and he has the woman in the red dress.
01:03:36.347 --> 01:03:38.867
think about that often when I think about distractions.
01:03:38.867 --> 01:03:45.978
'cause basically he takes him into a, a simulated environment and he is like, you, you, you know the premise of matrix, right?
01:03:46.666 --> 01:03:47.086
Yeah.
01:03:48.288 --> 01:03:53.177
He goes to a simulated environment and he is like, every single person around here is part of the matrix.
01:03:53.478 --> 01:03:56.447
You are not part of them, you're separate from them.
01:03:57.257 --> 01:03:59.628
And then Neil isn't paying any attention.
01:03:59.628 --> 01:04:05.088
He is looking over at the woman in the red dress and he is like, were you listening to me or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?
01:04:05.268 --> 01:04:06.318
And he said, turn around.
01:04:06.617 --> 01:04:09.108
And it's Agent Smith pointing a gun at his head.
01:04:09.918 --> 01:04:15.648
And it's talking about like keeping your eye on the ball because everything, everything else is just a distraction.
01:04:15.708 --> 01:04:16.458
Keep moving forward.
01:04:16.668 --> 01:04:17.418
And I love.
01:04:17.822 --> 01:04:21.932
I love all the symbolisms and all the analogies and all the little metaphors that are in this movie.
01:04:21.932 --> 01:04:33.992
I, I think it's great, but I get if Josh just like, isn't, it doesn't understand it, it's just too beneath him.
01:04:36.693 --> 01:04:38.552
If I'm gonna go all critic, snob,
01:04:39.918 --> 01:04:42.173
Yeah, I guess I just didn't get it.
01:04:42.173 --> 01:04:43.344
I guess I just
01:04:43.353 --> 01:04:44.432
you just didn't get it,
01:04:44.634 --> 01:04:49.974
have no idea how a kiss in real life when he's dead.
01:04:50.943 --> 01:04:51.932
obviously.
01:04:51.932 --> 01:04:51.963
I.
01:04:53.099 --> 01:04:53.449
Uhhuh.
01:04:54.503 --> 01:04:55.043
Okay.
01:04:55.074 --> 01:05:01.733
Next movie came in on Con Land's number nine of all time last year, bridge on the River Qua.
01:05:03.233 --> 01:05:08.063
Uh, I love that there was clearly no cliff when the American guy was shot.
01:05:08.063 --> 01:05:11.333
And then the next scene is very clearly a dummy falling into a river.
01:05:11.333 --> 01:05:14.454
And it's like, where did that cliff come from?
01:05:15.204 --> 01:05:15.954
I don't know.
01:05:16.284 --> 01:05:18.353
He's, he was running on a hill a second ago.
01:05:18.353 --> 01:05:23.903
I guess he hit the edge of the map and it was one of those games that shot him off into the distance.
01:05:23.934 --> 01:05:27.324
'cause I, I've got no other explanation for that.
01:05:27.744 --> 01:05:40.824
Um, how the, oh, how the hell did the colonel missing one day?
01:05:40.853 --> 01:05:45.023
Cause that much of a delay on the process of the bridge.
01:05:45.713 --> 01:05:52.673
Uh, I, I have no idea how that one sole person working on the bridge would've caused that much delay.
01:05:52.673 --> 01:05:53.213
I don't know.
01:05:53.873 --> 01:05:58.463
Um, it's weird because I'm on the side of the Japanese in this movie.
01:05:59.813 --> 01:06:01.014
Like all the way through.
01:06:01.463 --> 01:06:04.403
Um, I think Alec Guinness is a lazy piece of shit.
01:06:05.184 --> 01:06:06.114
Uh, I.
01:06:06.114 --> 01:06:09.293
think I love the kite bird thing.
01:06:09.623 --> 01:06:12.023
'cause actually when it first popped up I was like, really?
01:06:12.023 --> 01:06:17.844
This is how they chose to depict birds in this movie And then it actually did become a kite and I was like, oh, okay.
01:06:17.844 --> 01:06:18.923
That's actually kind of funny.
01:06:19.403 --> 01:06:25.043
Um, sto having a pinup girl calendar was awesome.
01:06:25.043 --> 01:06:27.594
I think that is like my favorite part about the movie.
01:06:28.043 --> 01:06:33.923
Uh, just his like, very clear love for Americans, uh, was, was just great.
01:06:34.014 --> 01:06:37.583
Um, not eating anything at the table.
01:06:37.643 --> 01:06:41.364
Uh, the colonel when he was at the table with cyto, that was just stupid.
01:06:41.753 --> 01:06:46.344
Like, you're not conveying any message, you're not portraying any kind of strength.
01:06:46.914 --> 01:06:49.554
You're a lazy piece of garbage human.
01:06:50.034 --> 01:06:52.523
Uh, just eat when the guy offers you food.
01:06:54.384 --> 01:06:54.893
Um.
01:06:57.563 --> 01:07:02.213
I would not cheer that the officers got their wish to not work.
01:07:02.994 --> 01:07:07.134
Uh, if I was one of the prisoners, I would be like, no, you lazy piece of shit.
01:07:07.494 --> 01:07:13.373
Get off your high horse and go start hammering that freaking bridge together like the rest of us.
01:07:13.673 --> 01:07:16.373
You're a prisoner just like me.
01:07:17.693 --> 01:07:18.414
Get to work.
01:07:18.414 --> 01:07:19.853
You, you piece of crap.
01:07:20.237 --> 01:07:20.478
This
01:07:20.514 --> 01:07:20.994
Um,
01:07:22.128 --> 01:07:22.847
Josh Gordon Ramsey.
01:07:23.898 --> 01:07:24.992
It's like You garbage.
01:07:27.353 --> 01:07:28.434
yeah, I mean the like,
01:07:28.476 --> 01:07:28.757
idiot
01:07:30.353 --> 01:07:30.893
yeah.
01:07:31.583 --> 01:07:40.134
Um, I love that they're like, Hey, let's just move the, the bridge 400 yards down the river.
01:07:40.554 --> 01:07:42.983
What about the rest of the trek That's being built?
01:07:43.943 --> 01:07:47.784
They just like didn't have any conflicts.
01:07:47.873 --> 01:07:49.523
They were just like, yeah, that works.
01:07:49.898 --> 01:07:50.768
Like no issues.
01:07:50.768 --> 01:07:51.789
We can just do that.
01:07:51.909 --> 01:07:55.088
Like, it'd be one thing if it was just a bridge, but it's like a train track.
01:07:55.809 --> 01:08:02.679
Like they very clearly have a track for a train, which has a very clearly lined out path.
01:08:02.679 --> 01:08:07.418
I just imagined that like this team gets to the river only to see the bridge way up there.
01:08:07.418 --> 01:08:10.449
It'd be like what the f um,
01:08:13.833 --> 01:08:14.282
That's funny.
01:08:14.528 --> 01:08:20.588
uh, Alex Guinness's speech in the hospital room really ha makes me hate him.
01:08:21.069 --> 01:08:24.429
Um, like he truly is a scum human being.
01:08:25.569 --> 01:08:26.078
Uh.
01:08:32.288 --> 01:08:40.059
Uh, the guy gets his foot shot and he decides to take off his shoe, and that made, it would've made everything worse.
01:08:40.179 --> 01:08:43.118
Like that is the absolute worst thing he could have done.
01:08:43.149 --> 01:08:46.509
He would've bled out and died or gotten an infection and died.
01:08:46.899 --> 01:08:49.779
And yet he's the only one that survives at the end of this movie.
01:08:50.948 --> 01:08:53.828
Historical accuracy in this movie, almost zero.
01:08:54.788 --> 01:09:06.099
Uh, the only thing that's true is that there was a bridge over the river Kwai and the British prisoners of War did help build it.
01:09:07.658 --> 01:09:10.179
That's it, that's the only truth to this movie.
01:09:10.238 --> 01:09:13.929
The actual bridge was destroyed by bombers and pilots.
01:09:14.139 --> 01:09:16.088
Has nothing to do with Americans.
01:09:16.509 --> 01:09:19.628
Uh, none of these characters are real.
01:09:19.988 --> 01:09:25.118
Thank goodness because Alec Guinness, you're a lazy, lazy man.
01:09:25.809 --> 01:09:29.078
Get to work you lazy piece of garbage.
01:09:32.859 --> 01:09:43.118
I gave it an eight out of 10 because I still really enjoyed it, even though Alec Guinness is literally like, Hey, I know you guys are in the hospital and you're hurting.
01:09:43.658 --> 01:09:45.578
Uh, but like, I still don't wanna work.
01:09:45.668 --> 01:09:49.658
So if you guys could get off your asses and also help out, that'd be really great.
01:09:50.439 --> 01:09:57.998
And then there, there's very clearly a bomb on the bridge and he is a British officer.
01:09:59.019 --> 01:10:08.019
And instead of being like, let me get off this bridge because the only person who's going to blow it up is the allied the side That I am on.
01:10:09.189 --> 01:10:10.748
I'm gonna go tell on him.
01:10:10.929 --> 01:10:13.389
I'm gonna take side tell and be like, look.
01:10:13.809 --> 01:10:21.998
There's the good guys, you piece of garbage, Alec Guinness, go rot and die.
01:10:21.998 --> 01:10:23.649
You suck as a human being.
01:10:25.208 --> 01:10:26.349
Totally enjoyed that.
01:10:26.679 --> 01:10:28.538
Uh, it was a great movie.
01:10:33.722 --> 01:10:36.783
That was my, that might have been my favorite review you've ever.
01:10:39.153 --> 01:10:39.332
That was
01:10:39.429 --> 01:10:40.809
I am the history guy.
01:10:40.929 --> 01:10:55.929
Like I was expected this to have like a ton of accuracy and like, I have never rooted for the bad guy more in my entire life than to know he was against all gist, like what a horrible human being is.
01:10:56.168 --> 01:11:07.658
The, the flip side to That is the rest, rest of the British guys, I actually do really like, uh, I just thought that him taking off his shoes was like an a stupid, stupid thing to do.
01:11:07.779 --> 01:11:10.658
Like even.
01:11:11.649 --> 01:11:23.828
World War II medics would've known to keep pressure on the wound, not to take your shoe off, not to make your foot shit like start shifting and wiggling and be exposed to air and infect.
01:11:23.828 --> 01:11:29.319
Like that was a really stupid part of the movie.
01:11:29.319 --> 01:11:31.238
But the rest of it I really, really liked.
01:11:33.219 --> 01:11:39.038
Um, so yeah, the next movie is The Descent.
01:11:39.668 --> 01:11:40.269
Um,
01:11:41.207 --> 01:11:43.806
I was wondering why you were watching that now.
01:11:47.139 --> 01:11:49.088
uh, how did You know I was watching that?
01:11:49.186 --> 01:11:49.846
You told me
01:11:50.559 --> 01:11:52.208
Oh, I don't remember doing that.
01:11:52.418 --> 01:11:52.748
Okay.
01:11:53.918 --> 01:11:56.679
Uh, the hospital seemed super, super weird.
01:11:56.738 --> 01:12:00.878
Um, I hope it comes back around to make it make sense.
01:12:01.298 --> 01:12:02.588
Did not come back around.
01:12:02.649 --> 01:12:04.538
Doesn't make sense to me even still.
01:12:05.498 --> 01:12:05.948
Um.
01:12:07.613 --> 01:12:09.083
I've been on tons of hikes.
01:12:09.113 --> 01:12:14.243
Never have I seen someone stop to take a picture of a rotting corpse.
01:12:14.363 --> 01:12:15.234
that's weird.
01:12:15.261 --> 01:12:32.296
that's because you haven't gone hiking with me every single time I've come upon like a, a rotting deer or it's like, yeah, every single time I go out there's something dead and rotting and I'm like, ah, gotta gotta prove to people that I happen upon it.
01:12:33.953 --> 01:12:37.073
This one is like growing things.
01:12:37.073 --> 01:12:38.904
It is like super disgusting.
01:12:38.904 --> 01:12:43.854
Like that's the kind of aura that you're like, I shouldn't go within 10 feet of this thing.
01:12:43.854 --> 01:12:49.314
Like, but no, she's just like, let me get up really close like two feet away and take a picture.
01:12:49.554 --> 01:12:51.384
I was like, I've never seen that.
01:12:53.993 --> 01:12:54.564
I don't know.
01:12:55.194 --> 01:12:58.613
Uh, there's the scene where they're crawling through this cave.
01:12:58.613 --> 01:13:03.024
Okay, Lauren, this cave is like barely bigger than their shoulders and they're like
01:13:03.042 --> 01:13:03.202
that
01:13:03.384 --> 01:13:05.033
crawling through it, right?
01:13:05.423 --> 01:13:17.963
Somehow this Asian girl turns around in this tunnel and comes back to save the other girl, and then is able to crawl out fast enough that after an earthquake that they both are okay.
01:13:19.186 --> 01:13:20.447
she's a contortionist.
01:13:20.634 --> 01:13:22.854
I, I don't, I don't know.
01:13:23.394 --> 01:13:34.554
Uh, there's a scene where this girl is climbing on the rocks above and placing these, uh, rock climbing things so the rest of them can get across this big pit.
01:13:35.003 --> 01:13:39.113
And she is on like the first part, and she's absolutely dying.
01:13:39.113 --> 01:13:41.934
She's really struggling to even just reach her arm.
01:13:42.293 --> 01:13:49.613
And my club comment is like, maybe if she's struggling that much on the first hook to place that she shouldn't be the one doing this.
01:13:49.884 --> 01:13:52.434
Like maybe it experienced rock climber who could.
01:13:53.319 --> 01:13:54.309
Get across
01:13:54.337 --> 01:13:54.557
Yes.
01:13:54.668 --> 01:13:55.988
that much problems.
01:13:56.618 --> 01:13:58.599
Maybe I, I don't know.
01:13:58.838 --> 01:14:05.078
And it's funny'cause there is an experienced rock climber who's the last one across who very clearly climbs across no problem.
01:14:05.349 --> 01:14:07.868
I'm like, why wasn't that one placing the safety things?
01:14:07.899 --> 01:14:11.408
'cause like, clearly she's an experienced climber.
01:14:12.189 --> 01:14:12.849
I don't know.
01:14:13.779 --> 01:14:16.448
Um, I love the cave painting scenes.
01:14:16.448 --> 01:14:22.328
I thought it was a great way to give us, um, and the characters an idea of hope.
01:14:22.748 --> 01:14:30.399
Um, why would the one girl lie about going into this cave?
01:14:30.429 --> 01:14:38.408
Would it really have been a bad thing to be like, Hey guys, I read about this place and think it would be really cool to go and explore and discover it together.
01:14:40.208 --> 01:14:41.439
Why did they get to the point.
01:14:41.439 --> 01:14:43.809
where they were all like about to die?
01:14:43.809 --> 01:14:46.389
And she's like, you lied about where we came?
01:14:46.389 --> 01:14:48.698
And she was like, I just thought it was cool.
01:14:50.453 --> 01:14:54.144
I don't know why That's a part of the movie, but it is.
01:14:54.533 --> 01:15:03.173
Um, why was the traumatized girl always the last person to cross the cavern?
01:15:03.413 --> 01:15:06.923
To climb through the tight spaces to like,
01:15:07.323 --> 01:15:07.893
That's a good point.
01:15:08.934 --> 01:15:09.444
I don't know.
01:15:09.444 --> 01:15:13.524
I figured one of'em would be like, I'm gonna stay back with you, make sure you're okay.
01:15:13.524 --> 01:15:18.533
Like, I know you like almost died in the rapids, like, wanna make sure you're good?
01:15:18.804 --> 01:15:20.753
But no, she's always the last person.
01:15:22.442 --> 01:15:23.192
They didn't really
01:15:23.243 --> 01:15:23.814
Oh
01:15:23.943 --> 01:15:25.382
never thought of that before.
01:15:25.592 --> 01:15:25.863
That's
01:15:25.884 --> 01:15:26.213
yeah.
01:15:26.222 --> 01:15:26.342
good
01:15:26.634 --> 01:15:28.253
They always leave her behind it.
01:15:28.283 --> 01:15:31.253
It's like they people suck.
01:15:31.493 --> 01:15:33.054
They're terrible friends.
01:15:33.623 --> 01:15:40.043
Um, I've, my projector is normally like really quiet.
01:15:40.043 --> 01:15:42.024
It's never really been a big thing for me.
01:15:42.264 --> 01:15:46.224
I could hear my fan going during this movie because of how quiet it was.
01:15:46.224 --> 01:15:48.323
I actually thought it was a good thing.
01:15:49.298 --> 01:16:02.378
Because the movie was making me hyper aware of all these little noises and things going on, and it made the things like ramp up and increase that feeling.
01:16:03.429 --> 01:16:07.088
Um, special effects in this movie, three out of 10.
01:16:07.208 --> 01:16:11.828
Uh, if you want to look, see what Walmart, um, glum looks like.
01:16:12.069 --> 01:16:15.908
Lauren, you can look up the creatures in this movie because
01:16:17.497 --> 01:16:17.716
I'm
01:16:17.859 --> 01:16:18.609
Not great.
01:16:18.878 --> 01:16:19.658
Not great.
01:16:19.689 --> 01:16:24.578
Um, every person in this movie are horrible human beings.
01:16:24.639 --> 01:16:26.618
Um, every single one of'em, they suck.
01:16:26.828 --> 01:16:38.229
Uh, I love how the second exit just kind of appear, exit, uh, just kind of happens to be right next to where the car is parked.
01:16:39.069 --> 01:16:44.439
So she like falls and then is like light shining on her face as she climbs out and like.
01:16:45.099 --> 01:16:50.229
Immediately the car is right there and it's like, why didn't they just come in this way in the first place?
01:16:50.439 --> 01:16:51.969
If the car is right there?
01:16:52.179 --> 01:16:53.679
Why did they hike up to the top?
01:16:53.679 --> 01:16:56.559
And then, uh, I, I don't know.
01:16:57.189 --> 01:16:57.668
Um,
01:17:02.167 --> 01:17:05.947
It looks like ORs from Bright is.
01:17:08.469 --> 01:17:08.769
sure.
01:17:08.828 --> 01:17:11.498
Uh, I don't know what those look like, but, uh, okay.
01:17:12.429 --> 01:17:15.849
Um, this is.
01:17:15.849 --> 01:17:18.819
the kind of horror movie That will either work for you or won't.
01:17:18.878 --> 01:17:20.408
I'm glad I watched it.
01:17:20.889 --> 01:17:42.488
Um, I originally gave this movie a 6.75 out of 10, but the more and more I thought about this ending and the whole what is real, what isn't aspect of it, like I spent three days.
01:17:42.984 --> 01:17:44.934
Going like, no, that's in sucks.
01:17:45.953 --> 01:17:46.554
Well, hold on.
01:17:46.554 --> 01:17:49.554
No, this move I actually really liked the way it ended.
01:17:50.094 --> 01:18:05.394
Um, so I actually watched the UK version, I don't know if you're aware, but there's the world version that everybody else saw and the UK version that I and the UK saw with two different endings.
01:18:08.274 --> 01:18:11.394
So yeah, update three hours after the movie.
01:18:11.394 --> 01:18:17.814
I'm bumping it up to an eight out of 10 because of how well that ending has stuck with me like.
01:18:18.984 --> 01:18:20.724
It's not the greatest horror movie.
01:18:20.753 --> 01:18:22.644
It's really not that scary.
01:18:23.184 --> 01:18:27.173
Um, I am one who is very claustrophobic in caves.
01:18:27.203 --> 01:18:28.974
I don't like being underground at all.
01:18:29.213 --> 01:18:32.033
And I wasn't like having that feeling.
01:18:32.904 --> 01:18:35.243
It was just like, there's a lot of things going on.
01:18:35.243 --> 01:18:36.743
It's extremely quiet.
01:18:37.134 --> 01:18:41.033
There's these creepy things that are very obviously because they turned to cannibalism.
01:18:41.064 --> 01:18:44.993
Oh, look, surprised they turned to cannibalism and that's what turned'em into these creepy things.
01:18:45.984 --> 01:18:59.604
Um, but man, that ending because the main character is hallucinating throughout the entire show, and then it ends with her running out to the Jeep and getting away.
01:18:59.844 --> 01:19:04.493
And then there's a scene with her in the cave with her younger self in the fire.
01:19:05.484 --> 01:19:12.894
And you have to ask yourself, was getting out of the cave, the hallucination or was her back in the cave with her younger self?
01:19:12.894 --> 01:19:13.793
The hallucination.
01:19:14.439 --> 01:19:16.479
Absolutely loved this one.
01:19:16.479 --> 01:19:21.639
I gave it an eight out of 10 because of how well the ending is put together.
01:19:22.172 --> 01:19:24.092
I love, I love the ending of the movie.
01:19:24.363 --> 01:19:26.703
I, I'm glad you watched this one.
01:19:26.823 --> 01:19:28.563
I didn't know what you would think about it.
01:19:28.563 --> 01:19:29.853
I'm really glad you liked it.
01:19:30.273 --> 01:19:34.382
I actually, if I, if we would've done the guessing thing, I would've put it more negative for you.
01:19:34.472 --> 01:19:36.422
To be honest, I'm glad that it was innate.
01:19:38.703 --> 01:19:39.363
I love this movie.
01:19:40.448 --> 01:19:41.349
It, it's a good one.
01:19:41.349 --> 01:19:41.798
Lauren.
01:19:41.798 --> 01:19:44.288
I would actually recommend you give this one a try.
01:19:45.578 --> 01:19:52.628
It's an interesting one, like I said, and I do think the whole mate like, skip the first 30 minutes.
01:19:52.628 --> 01:19:53.738
It really doesn't matter that much.
01:19:53.738 --> 01:19:59.769
All you need to know is she was river rafting with this group of friends and she got hurt, uh, sent her to the hospital.
01:20:00.038 --> 01:20:01.689
Ever since then she starts hallucinating.
01:20:01.748 --> 01:20:02.618
That's all you really need to know.
01:20:03.309 --> 01:20:03.729
Um.
01:20:05.123 --> 01:20:08.814
Okay, next movie is record Rec.
01:20:08.993 --> 01:20:10.434
in the brackets.
01:20:10.434 --> 01:20:13.613
Rec, uh, let's go ahead and still do the guessing thing.
01:20:13.644 --> 01:20:14.184
What do you think?
01:20:14.184 --> 01:20:15.623
I'll, I'll, I'll read it.
01:20:16.318 --> 01:20:16.537
Oh.
01:20:19.698 --> 01:20:21.033
I think you're gonna be a seven in this one.
01:20:21.774 --> 01:20:22.104
Okay.
01:20:23.274 --> 01:20:25.253
Uh, it's a found footage film.
01:20:25.644 --> 01:20:26.963
It's not an English.
01:20:29.333 --> 01:20:32.003
The cam seems super shaky.
01:20:32.934 --> 01:20:36.144
I even thought it was the shat cam I'd ever seen.
01:20:36.234 --> 01:20:43.583
I did go back and look at Blair Witch 1999 just to compare the two, because I know that really bothers you in that one.
01:20:43.644 --> 01:20:51.354
This one is actually slightly better, but I do think it should have been even better than it was because the guy's a professional camera guy.
01:20:51.354 --> 01:20:53.873
Like we're following a professional camera guy.
01:20:55.398 --> 01:20:55.847
That's fair.
01:20:56.268 --> 01:20:57.768
Honestly, because he is professional.
01:20:57.768 --> 01:20:58.547
Like he's for a
01:20:58.644 --> 01:20:58.913
yeah.
01:20:58.997 --> 01:21:00.018
It's for a news channel.
01:21:00.323 --> 01:21:00.623
Yeah.
01:21:01.283 --> 01:21:02.514
Like I get some shake.
01:21:03.038 --> 01:21:06.698
I get that we're walking And doing all these things, but like,
01:21:06.768 --> 01:21:07.518
thousands.
01:21:07.518 --> 01:21:09.347
It's not modern camera tech,
01:21:09.429 --> 01:21:13.149
yeah, it was, it was very extremely shaking for me.
01:21:13.149 --> 01:21:18.609
I honestly wanted to turn this one off when the zombies jumped on the bed and started humping the air.
01:21:19.179 --> 01:21:26.769
Um, Lauren, uh, the very first zombie we see is an old lady, and they're approaching her.
01:21:26.859 --> 01:21:29.469
They called 9 1 1 because of strange noises.
01:21:29.798 --> 01:21:41.559
She's in this dress and we're walking up to her and we're following the, the police and they're trying to like, get, um, feedback.
01:21:41.559 --> 01:21:45.429
They're trying to talk to her, trying to get her to talk back, but her back is turned.
01:21:46.958 --> 01:22:00.158
And then we turn on the lights, the zombie, the zombie turns around, faces the camera, lifts up her dress, and starts gyrating.
01:22:01.742 --> 01:22:02.162
Lovely.
01:22:03.082 --> 01:22:04.362
I hate that immediately.
01:22:04.988 --> 01:22:05.378
I.
01:22:05.948 --> 01:22:09.368
wanted to turn this off, but like Conlin loves it.
01:22:09.368 --> 01:22:11.408
It's an honorable mention for him.
01:22:11.828 --> 01:22:16.509
Reviews give it 90% on Rotten Tomatoes, 82% audience score.
01:22:19.838 --> 01:22:22.149
It just was not enjoyable for me.
01:22:22.149 --> 01:22:25.149
Like why would the zombies do that?
01:22:25.149 --> 01:22:26.738
I don't know.
01:22:27.788 --> 01:22:29.229
It doesn't, like I get hurt.
01:22:29.259 --> 01:22:31.238
The zombie jumping on the guy.
01:22:31.238 --> 01:22:32.529
I get it biting.
01:22:32.529 --> 01:22:39.219
I get doing all of these things, jumping on the bed and gyrating is not a thing I would even pick for a movie.
01:22:39.219 --> 01:22:47.078
Like warm Bodies, like, no, no understanding of this.
01:22:47.469 --> 01:22:47.979
Uh.
01:22:48.354 --> 01:22:49.583
Beyond that point.
01:22:49.583 --> 01:22:54.984
I think the rest of the movie really could have started to work for me if it was English dubbed.
01:22:55.373 --> 01:23:05.154
But the fact that I was reading subtitles, then jumping to a shaky cam that I can't see anything happening and then reading more subtitles, it really didn't work for me.
01:23:06.474 --> 01:23:08.453
I gave it a two out of 10.
01:23:09.842 --> 01:23:10.203
Okay.
01:23:10.412 --> 01:23:12.573
I'm actually, I can understand that.
01:23:12.573 --> 01:23:13.802
That's totally fine.
01:23:14.073 --> 01:23:16.382
I can see why this would not work for people.
01:23:16.592 --> 01:23:18.122
I love this movie.
01:23:18.302 --> 01:23:19.983
Did you find the ending creepy?
01:23:20.012 --> 01:23:23.582
'cause I think the ending is one of the creepiest scenes I have ever seen in anything.
01:23:23.582 --> 01:23:24.738
I find it creepy as hell.
01:23:25.958 --> 01:23:26.179
No.
01:23:26.458 --> 01:23:26.899
I didn't.
01:23:27.108 --> 01:23:30.377
weird zombie creature thing in the in the dark.
01:23:30.408 --> 01:23:31.068
Oh, freak.
01:23:31.097 --> 01:23:32.988
I don't know what it is about that scene.
01:23:33.137 --> 01:23:35.478
I think it is creepy as crap.
01:23:37.344 --> 01:23:37.944
Yeah.
01:23:38.213 --> 01:23:38.514
Uh,
01:23:38.658 --> 01:23:39.137
creepy.
01:23:40.583 --> 01:23:42.533
I was not creeped out in that one.
01:23:42.713 --> 01:23:43.823
Didn't really work for me.
01:23:44.493 --> 01:23:44.783
Okay.
01:23:45.354 --> 01:23:46.793
Lauren, don't watch this movie.
01:23:46.793 --> 01:23:54.833
It's, it's not very long, but it is a feeling your brain rot die because it's, uh, not great.
01:23:55.292 --> 01:24:00.962
I was gonna say, the thing that just stripped me the most about it is the old woman scene.
01:24:01.726 --> 01:24:07.457
I don't know what it is with horror and old women, but get it out freaks me out.
01:24:07.726 --> 01:24:09.737
They like naked old ladies and I hate that.
01:24:10.547 --> 01:24:15.587
I think this movie, just like, it has a lot of creep factor.
01:24:15.587 --> 01:24:18.047
I like that it's the down to earth.
01:24:18.047 --> 01:24:20.868
Like this girl's just trying to get a good news report.
01:24:20.957 --> 01:24:22.488
Like it's just, it feels very.
01:24:23.417 --> 01:24:26.927
Brought down to a base level, I think it doesn't waste your time.
01:24:26.927 --> 01:24:30.287
It's a very short horror movie that feels very effective to me.
01:24:31.007 --> 01:24:33.978
also understand if the shaky cam doesn't work for you, it doesn't work for you.
01:24:34.007 --> 01:24:37.007
If the translation doesn't work for you, that's not gonna work for you.
01:24:37.307 --> 01:24:40.307
I can get why this would not work for people 100%.
01:24:43.179 --> 01:24:43.479
Yeah.
01:24:44.048 --> 01:24:57.668
Um, I do think it's a waste of your time, but like there was enough in it for me to see why Conland also likes it because like the girl plays a reporter.
01:24:57.908 --> 01:25:09.128
Her real life job as a reporter, she does a great job of playing that role and a dichotomy of how you present yourself on camera versus how you just.
01:25:10.043 --> 01:25:11.333
Live your normal life.
01:25:11.573 --> 01:25:17.814
Like when she's off camera, she's like this timid, shy, quiet, soft-spoken girl.
01:25:18.054 --> 01:25:22.163
And then they call action and she like turns it on.
01:25:22.163 --> 01:25:27.413
She's like this great reporter and like it does play very well into this movie.
01:25:28.043 --> 01:25:34.854
That just wasn't enough for it to save me'cause uh, it was, the rest of the stuff is pretty, pretty rough.
01:25:35.162 --> 01:25:38.853
I love the, like, the mystery aspect, like what is going on.
01:25:38.853 --> 01:25:44.853
I love the, the whole building is now on lockdown and the entire apartment and all these people are freaking out.
01:25:45.063 --> 01:25:51.872
The way that they introduce each of the people so quickly lets you know a little bit about who they are, I think is really well done.
01:25:51.903 --> 01:25:54.033
The apartment falling apart is great.
01:25:56.103 --> 01:25:58.172
but again, I also understand why you wouldn't like it.
01:25:58.172 --> 01:25:58.412
Josh.
01:25:58.533 --> 01:25:59.283
I get it on this one.
01:26:00.088 --> 01:26:00.378
Okay.
01:26:01.488 --> 01:26:01.779
Okay.
01:26:02.003 --> 01:26:06.684
The next one is the which, what do you think I'm gonna rate.
01:26:08.342 --> 01:26:09.842
I have no idea on this one.
01:26:10.533 --> 01:26:11.252
really don't know.
01:26:11.552 --> 01:26:23.283
Um, I think this one will be too slow for you and you're actually gonna be a little negative on it, not like super negative.
01:26:23.283 --> 01:26:24.363
Like a 4.5
01:26:25.088 --> 01:26:25.378
Okay.
01:26:25.412 --> 01:26:26.313
actually be my guess.
01:26:27.444 --> 01:26:31.913
Uh, my first note Is oh my gosh, Anya Taylor Joy is so young.
01:26:32.604 --> 01:26:35.694
Like I, that's, I think the, that was her first casting?
01:26:35.753 --> 01:26:38.064
actually, so that was the youngest we've ever seen her.
01:26:38.507 --> 01:26:38.597
Is
01:26:38.663 --> 01:26:39.144
Um,
01:26:39.203 --> 01:26:39.643
casting?
01:26:40.073 --> 01:26:40.463
yep.
01:26:40.823 --> 01:26:42.173
Fresh Outta Ballet School.
01:26:42.293 --> 01:26:44.094
She did this movie.
01:26:44.094 --> 01:26:45.219
She's not proud of it.
01:26:45.279 --> 01:26:46.823
She doesn't like this movie very much,
01:26:46.962 --> 01:26:47.182
Huh?
01:26:47.423 --> 01:26:54.024
I totally understand why, uh, that is the ugliest baby I've ever seen.
01:26:54.054 --> 01:26:55.314
It looks like Jim Rash.
01:26:55.404 --> 01:26:59.243
Uh, if you pull up a picture of Jim Rash, that is the, what that baby looks like.
01:27:00.774 --> 01:27:03.474
I don't like the amount of nudity in this movie.
01:27:03.533 --> 01:27:05.694
Uh, it's mostly just butts, but.
01:27:06.969 --> 01:27:13.359
Uh, even when the witch is shown from the front, she's very clearly sh like covered in gray body paint.
01:27:13.359 --> 01:27:19.719
So it's not like the worst thing I've ever seen, but also completely unnecessary.
01:27:19.719 --> 01:27:22.208
She can be clothed, everything would work fine.
01:27:23.019 --> 01:27:26.439
I don't like the sexualization of Anya Taylor Joy.
01:27:26.708 --> 01:27:31.208
She's so young and they absolutely sexualized the crap out of her in this movie.
01:27:31.418 --> 01:27:40.149
She is a minor when they're filming this, and she is the only female character with cleavage.
01:27:42.578 --> 01:27:55.238
Why, I don't know, in this culty, super modest thing that she needed to have cleavage and why the brother needed to look at it all the time and why we needed to zoom in on it like four times throughout this movie.
01:27:56.198 --> 01:28:02.469
Um, the oldest brother, Caleb, is the best actor in this movie.
01:28:02.498 --> 01:28:04.988
He is by far giving the best performance.
01:28:05.559 --> 01:28:12.488
The fact that I've seen other people in this movie, um, do other things and not him is crazy to me.
01:28:12.519 --> 01:28:15.548
'cause like he's the only one I really, really bought.
01:28:16.328 --> 01:28:26.828
It's funny that you brought up naked Old Ladies because this is the one that has a kissing an old lady scene and she doesn't become naked or is naked.
01:28:26.859 --> 01:28:27.609
She's clothed.
01:28:27.609 --> 01:28:28.868
And I was like, Oh, hey look.
01:28:29.259 --> 01:28:29.769
Shining.
01:28:30.338 --> 01:28:31.509
It can be done.
01:28:31.779 --> 01:28:38.259
Um, the writing in this one is very effective.
01:28:38.259 --> 01:28:40.149
The writing and directing is good.
01:28:42.519 --> 01:28:43.149
I watched it.
01:28:43.149 --> 01:28:44.048
I get the hype.
01:28:44.078 --> 01:28:46.238
it's not worth a rewatch for me.
01:28:46.757 --> 01:28:47.377
That's fair too.
01:28:47.708 --> 01:29:02.109
This is my funniest rating to me of all time because I gave it a 6.66 outta 10 because I can't give it a seven and it's better than a 6.5.
01:29:03.113 --> 01:29:04.913
So I was 6.66.
01:29:05.003 --> 01:29:05.333
Um,
01:29:05.851 --> 01:29:07.667
do 6.65.
01:29:08.694 --> 01:29:10.793
no, it has to be a 6.66.
01:29:10.793 --> 01:29:12.413
It's better than a 6.65.
01:29:13.163 --> 01:29:15.203
Um, yeah,
01:29:15.318 --> 01:29:16.068
than I expected.
01:29:17.358 --> 01:29:18.153
That's higher than I expected.
01:29:18.542 --> 01:29:18.832
Cool.
01:29:19.014 --> 01:29:24.774
a lot of stuff in this movie that they do really, really well, a lot.
01:29:24.774 --> 01:29:26.873
That's also not, not great.
01:29:27.054 --> 01:29:31.283
Um, this was probably one of my most excited for watches,
01:29:31.353 --> 01:29:31.643
Okay.
01:29:31.643 --> 01:29:31.882
Okay.
01:29:32.363 --> 01:29:36.113
um, the Matrix in Jurassic Park because they were so iconic.
01:29:36.113 --> 01:29:40.283
And then probably this one was my most anticipated to watch.
01:29:41.724 --> 01:29:46.944
Um, okay, the next 1, 3 10 to Yuma.
01:29:47.904 --> 01:29:48.474
What do you think?
01:29:48.474 --> 01:29:49.134
I'm gonna rate it.
01:29:50.837 --> 01:29:52.278
Uh, I think you'll like this one, eight.
01:29:53.844 --> 01:29:54.024
Okay.
01:29:55.404 --> 01:29:55.974
Uh, okay.
01:29:55.974 --> 01:29:58.194
My notes, it's Young Percy Jackson.
01:29:58.253 --> 01:29:59.963
I actually like that actor a lot.
01:30:00.264 --> 01:30:00.894
Uh.
01:30:01.719 --> 01:30:06.248
Did not suspect to have him in a Western, um,
01:30:07.337 --> 01:30:09.226
Young witch, prissy Jackson.
01:30:09.788 --> 01:30:10.328
the movie.
01:30:11.296 --> 01:30:11.447
Okay.
01:30:12.458 --> 01:30:12.698
Yeah.
01:30:15.189 --> 01:30:19.719
Alan Tig is in this movie and such an underappreciated actor as well.
01:30:20.654 --> 01:30:32.109
Uh, I predict Bale's son will sneak out, try and help his dad and end up getting hurt or dead or bail dead in the process.
01:30:32.559 --> 01:30:38.618
Everyone in this movie is a notice notable actor that you have seen in other things.
01:30:38.889 --> 01:30:41.048
I don't like that they killed Alan Turick.
01:30:41.048 --> 01:30:43.779
He should have lived, but that's the choice that they made.
01:30:44.319 --> 01:30:47.618
This is the first Western that has truly surprised me.
01:30:48.309 --> 01:30:55.238
Um, I love the bond that is slowly built up between Baal and Crow.
01:30:55.628 --> 01:30:56.238
I love b.
01:30:56.724 --> 01:31:01.434
Bail being challenged by Crow makes him respond to step up as a man.
01:31:01.613 --> 01:31:07.404
And I love that him stepping up also makes Crow change his view on the in the world.
01:31:09.083 --> 01:31:20.213
Um, I love that the challenge, um, makes, uh, Crow slowly start to re respect bail more and more throughout the movie.
01:31:20.963 --> 01:31:36.264
Um, I love that, uh, bail treats crow, even though he's a prisoner, a murderer, an awful human being with an off awful past as worthy of respect.
01:31:36.533 --> 01:31:43.373
Um, we go all the way to the scene where Baal is cutting up the stake and Crow is being an absolute scum.
01:31:43.373 --> 01:31:50.033
And anybody else in that room would've not cut off the fat for him, but he did anyway'cause he's still a human being.
01:31:50.783 --> 01:31:55.404
And that vision of integrity and kindness and respect and honor.
01:31:56.078 --> 01:32:01.569
Completely breaks crow's character slowly and methodically throughout this movie.
01:32:04.599 --> 01:32:21.338
Um, I all, I absolutely love the movies about respect, honesty, integrity, displaying honor, being good, Maya, and, and the effect that that has on other people in an un in unexpected ways.
01:32:21.368 --> 01:32:29.259
Even ones with terrible upbringings like Crow had, even ones who had terrible past murders like Crow has.
01:32:29.798 --> 01:32:41.109
Um, for reference, I think the, one of the highest rated, um, westerns in my past is watching Tombstone when I gave it a four out of 10.
01:32:43.283 --> 01:32:46.163
This one, I gave a 9.6 out of 10.
01:32:46.224 --> 01:33:00.833
Even though my prediction was dead on about what would happen with Baal and Crow, uh, with Baal and his son, the rest of it, uh, crow's absolute change in his view of humanity.
01:33:02.342 --> 01:33:02.563
Wow.
01:33:03.533 --> 01:33:05.154
Excellent, excellent, excellent.
01:33:05.184 --> 01:33:07.314
This is one I think everybody should watch.
01:33:07.344 --> 01:33:08.394
It is so good.
01:33:08.394 --> 01:33:25.073
If you like movies, if you like westerns, if you like redemption, if you like challenges on the way people view the world and what the world is and absolutely.
01:33:25.434 --> 01:33:26.064
Excellent.
01:33:26.064 --> 01:33:26.993
Excellent, excellent.
01:33:26.993 --> 01:33:29.484
This is the one that has truly, truly, truly surprised me.
01:33:29.514 --> 01:33:36.863
Like I said, I kind of predicted the ending, but I did not really predict the ending in the way that I thought it was gonna happen.
01:33:37.283 --> 01:33:39.774
The absolute flip was exceptional.
01:33:40.463 --> 01:33:40.764
Um.
01:33:41.403 --> 01:33:41.672
Wow.
01:33:42.234 --> 01:33:43.134
love this movie.
01:33:43.554 --> 01:33:44.064
Absolutely.
01:33:44.094 --> 01:33:45.804
It's phenomenal.
01:33:47.094 --> 01:33:48.684
Great, great movie Lauren.
01:33:49.373 --> 01:33:50.423
Watch this movie.
01:33:51.743 --> 01:33:52.224
It's federated.
01:33:52.224 --> 01:33:52.703
Very good.
01:33:55.524 --> 01:33:56.094
Okay.
01:33:56.243 --> 01:34:01.463
Uh, the next movie I have is Dark Man Conlan.
01:34:01.493 --> 01:34:02.213
What do you think?
01:34:02.213 --> 01:34:03.503
I'm going to read this movie.
01:34:03.872 --> 01:34:04.262
Seven.
01:34:04.592 --> 01:34:09.063
I think you're gonna rate this a seven, even though I like it more than that, but I have nostalgia for this movie.
01:34:09.774 --> 01:34:10.073
Okay.
01:34:10.944 --> 01:34:14.394
Um, my very first night is Look, see Implied Sex.
01:34:14.394 --> 01:34:15.264
No nudity.
01:34:15.354 --> 01:34:16.854
What's wrong with this?
01:34:17.033 --> 01:34:19.134
Uh, absolutely nothing.
01:34:19.163 --> 01:34:23.123
Liam Neeson and his wife have a sex scene that's not a sex scene.
01:34:23.154 --> 01:34:25.344
They just imply that it happens and then we move on.
01:34:25.404 --> 01:34:26.003
It's great.
01:34:27.264 --> 01:34:28.673
Have more of this in movies.
01:34:28.673 --> 01:34:29.514
It's just fine.
01:34:31.524 --> 01:34:34.463
I love that the Asian has martial arts training.
01:34:34.583 --> 01:34:35.333
That was funny.
01:34:35.738 --> 01:34:42.458
Uh, he's supposed to be this scientist dude, and they all break in and he's just like an Asian guy.
01:34:43.448 --> 01:34:48.488
And of course, because he is Asian, he has martial arts trading, so he starts using karate.
01:34:48.939 --> 01:34:52.088
Um, probably a little bit racist.
01:34:52.088 --> 01:34:52.838
I don't care.
01:34:52.988 --> 01:34:54.158
Uh, funny.
01:34:54.639 --> 01:34:58.088
Um, I hate the bad guy.
01:34:58.088 --> 01:35:00.099
Showing up in the dark scene.
01:35:00.368 --> 01:35:04.059
The direction and acting was weird, not terrifying.
01:35:05.769 --> 01:35:09.668
Uh, shooting the lab assistant removes your leverage.
01:35:09.668 --> 01:35:16.719
So now he has no motivation to comply with You, Um, why are they drowning?
01:35:16.719 --> 01:35:19.599
The doctor or so made motivated to drown the doctor?
01:35:19.599 --> 01:35:20.559
I don't know.
01:35:20.859 --> 01:35:24.578
What does real estate have to do with this doctor's experiment?
01:35:24.578 --> 01:35:26.078
I also still don't know.
01:35:26.708 --> 01:35:30.399
Um, how do they know?
01:35:30.639 --> 01:35:33.698
How did they not know he was the dark man?
01:35:35.724 --> 01:35:39.594
Wow, there was an explosion right next to the water.
01:35:39.623 --> 01:35:42.564
Then someone washes up on shore with severe burns.
01:35:43.104 --> 01:35:43.163
Og.
01:35:43.163 --> 01:35:44.753
I wonder who this guy is.
01:35:44.844 --> 01:35:45.594
I don't know.
01:35:47.423 --> 01:35:52.734
Uh, what the fuck is the purpose of him spinning on the wheel like that?
01:35:53.694 --> 01:36:04.104
Why do the this emergency treatment Conlin, answer the question, why is he spinning on the wheel that they throw daggers at in circuses?
01:36:04.493 --> 01:36:06.444
What is the medical purpose of that?
01:36:07.073 --> 01:36:07.793
I don't know.
01:36:09.384 --> 01:36:13.854
The acid trip when he rages is something special.
01:36:14.814 --> 01:36:21.234
Um, the score is way too similar to Spider-Man and it absolutely throws me off.
01:36:21.833 --> 01:36:22.314
Um.
01:36:22.488 --> 01:36:27.453
you can really feel the Sam Raimi was learning how to do the superhero thing with these movies.
01:36:28.043 --> 01:36:28.404
Yeah.
01:36:28.592 --> 01:36:28.813
You
01:36:29.003 --> 01:36:38.453
Um, a quarter of this movie is just Liam Neeson's eye with a PowerPoint placing an effect with a font, with some transparency on it?
01:36:39.833 --> 01:36:41.304
That's a quarter of this movie.
01:36:42.503 --> 01:36:46.014
If he had The Warehouse the whole time, why does he sleep in the alley?
01:36:46.014 --> 01:36:47.003
Drowning in the rain?
01:36:49.344 --> 01:36:54.503
I think it's the same warehouse that they used for Doc Hawk in the second Spiderman movie.
01:36:54.833 --> 01:36:56.243
It looks the same to me.
01:36:56.694 --> 01:36:57.144
Uh,
01:36:57.172 --> 01:36:58.042
might be, I don't know.
01:37:01.854 --> 01:37:07.583
sometimes there are bad movies that have charm, sometimes good shines through some crap.
01:37:07.583 --> 01:37:09.654
This movie is plain bad.
01:37:09.894 --> 01:37:11.993
The circus thing is a thing of nightmares.
01:37:12.264 --> 01:37:18.984
How did Sam Remy get hit Spider-Man and to the greatness that Spider-Man is?
01:37:19.224 --> 01:37:23.184
I will never know because it's a complete 180 turn from this movie.
01:37:23.753 --> 01:37:23.993
Uh.
01:37:26.688 --> 01:37:26.898
Hmm.
01:37:27.113 --> 01:37:29.243
It gets a two instead of a one.
01:37:29.304 --> 01:37:32.064
'cause now I wanna see Liam Neeson as two face.
01:37:32.064 --> 01:37:34.283
There's the scene where he's breaking in the,
01:37:34.698 --> 01:37:35.087
He would be
01:37:35.094 --> 01:37:39.024
uh, warehouse and I was like, okay, I've never thought about that casting before.
01:37:39.024 --> 01:37:59.154
But he actually could pull it off and then I put it gets a three because the bad guy actually realized, Julie, um, the realization that Julie gave away, who Liam was, the guy, um, I, when that scene happened and when she said that, I was like, oh, that's bad writing.
01:37:59.423 --> 01:38:03.923
They're gonna have the villain not notice it so that they can progress the story.
01:38:03.923 --> 01:38:09.354
But the fact that the villain actually did realize, I gave it a point for that.
01:38:10.344 --> 01:38:21.774
Uh, why is the police officer in the helicopter still yelling at them to land while he's getting shot?
01:38:22.644 --> 01:38:23.003
Um.
01:38:24.548 --> 01:38:36.069
There's a scene, Lauren, where the vi villain is in a helicopter, and Liam Neeson is dangling off of it, and a police helicopter sees them and decides to chase after him.
01:38:36.069 --> 01:38:41.319
And he has this bullhorn and he goes, land, land softly.
01:38:41.319 --> 01:38:50.319
And then he gets shot at and he's being shot at and he's like, you need to land, you're being shot at.
01:38:50.319 --> 01:38:53.019
Dude, if you're that stupid, please don't be a cop.
01:38:53.349 --> 01:38:53.859
Um,
01:38:55.421 --> 01:38:56.777
Hey, stop it.
01:38:56.777 --> 01:38:57.362
Just land.
01:38:57.471 --> 01:38:57.962
Come on.
01:38:59.478 --> 01:39:00.078
Come on guys.
01:39:00.557 --> 01:39:03.318
Don't, just a couple bullets.
01:39:05.837 --> 01:39:06.882
They're like mosquitoes.
01:39:08.168 --> 01:39:08.559
Yeah.
01:39:08.918 --> 01:39:13.448
Why did the villain not just cut the wire that Liam Neeson was hanging off of?
01:39:16.219 --> 01:39:19.194
It is back to a two because of the villain monologue.
01:39:19.194 --> 01:39:24.173
That was the stupidest villain monologue I have ever listened to in anything.
01:39:25.913 --> 01:39:33.203
And then I said, okay, I'll give it a three again, because the special effects for Liam Neeson's face in the end was very good.
01:39:34.404 --> 01:39:39.264
When he is got like the tear on this side to the burn on this side, that looks great.
01:39:40.314 --> 01:39:45.953
But like all the special effects of this movie PowerPoint with some transparency, things moving around.
01:39:46.253 --> 01:39:47.423
Weird acid trip.
01:39:47.694 --> 01:39:55.073
Zoom in on this clown thing at a circus I, my final ended up being a three outta 10.
01:39:55.073 --> 01:40:00.173
I don't get how you love this movie, It is just bad.
01:40:00.842 --> 01:40:06.872
but it's, it's, I think a lot of what you're saying is absolutely true, but I still really enjoy this
01:40:07.163 --> 01:40:07.974
It is true.
01:40:07.974 --> 01:40:08.944
You can't say that this.
01:40:09.519 --> 01:40:11.979
PowerPoint thing is not true about the movie.
01:40:12.038 --> 01:40:22.418
A corner of the movie, a corner of this hour and 45 minutes is just, let's look at Liam Neeson's eye and then PowerPoint, some effects.
01:40:22.689 --> 01:40:24.609
'cause he's raging.
01:40:27.488 --> 01:40:30.128
Oh, bad, bad,
01:40:30.363 --> 01:40:30.662
like
01:40:30.668 --> 01:40:31.448
bad movie.
01:40:31.658 --> 01:40:33.009
No, I did not.
01:40:33.759 --> 01:40:38.859
I should have turned this off very early off, but I was like no, Conlin really loves this movie.
01:40:38.972 --> 01:40:39.212
do
01:40:39.399 --> 01:40:46.328
I will push through, I'll try and find the good in it, and I just could not find very much positive to say about this movie.
01:40:48.408 --> 01:40:49.007
That's all right.
01:40:49.757 --> 01:40:52.997
is one where, I don't know, I, I do love this movie.
01:40:53.057 --> 01:40:53.957
It's got some cheese.
01:40:53.957 --> 01:40:54.768
It's got some problems.
01:40:54.768 --> 01:40:55.097
I get it.
01:40:55.127 --> 01:40:55.967
But I love this movie.
01:40:57.248 --> 01:40:59.918
It is not just you though, it has good reviews.
01:41:00.023 --> 01:41:00.182
People
01:41:00.338 --> 01:41:03.578
It has like a nine out of 10, uh, review.
01:41:03.578 --> 01:41:03.969
It is
01:41:04.097 --> 01:41:04.908
cult classic.
01:41:05.333 --> 01:41:12.444
I don't get It And I, I don't understand how Sony looked at that and was like, yeah, we're gonna give you Spider-Man.
01:41:13.823 --> 01:41:14.963
I'm glad they did.
01:41:15.167 --> 01:41:15.318
me
01:41:15.474 --> 01:41:18.293
like, how, what is the thought process there?
01:41:18.408 --> 01:41:18.768
that.
01:41:18.768 --> 01:41:23.747
And then, uh, Sam Raimi did, wow.
01:41:24.018 --> 01:41:28.217
What's his other really big series where he is, it is weird that he got Spider-Man.
01:41:28.217 --> 01:41:29.448
It is weird that he got Spider-Man.
01:41:29.634 --> 01:41:32.094
he got this right after he got Spider-Man.
01:41:32.094 --> 01:41:33.144
Right after this.
01:41:34.158 --> 01:41:34.518
Huh?
01:41:35.363 --> 01:41:35.844
He did,
01:41:35.893 --> 01:41:36.132
Dead.
01:41:36.228 --> 01:41:36.917
Is that what it is?
01:41:37.493 --> 01:41:38.274
he did this.
01:41:38.274 --> 01:41:45.729
And then the second one, and then the third one, and then Spider-Man one, I
01:41:47.313 --> 01:41:47.523
I am
01:41:47.663 --> 01:41:49.673
I don't understand that choice.
01:41:49.673 --> 01:41:51.833
I don't see the enjoyment of it.
01:41:51.833 --> 01:41:52.163
It's,
01:41:52.233 --> 01:41:53.943
really enjoy this movie.
01:41:55.194 --> 01:42:04.253
I'm glad somebody does Lauren, if you wanna have a weirdo Willy Wonka acid trip, but have that acid trip last, a whole movie.
01:42:05.333 --> 01:42:06.083
Here you go.
01:42:07.061 --> 01:42:07.502
I am good.
01:42:10.134 --> 01:42:10.703
Okay.
01:42:10.823 --> 01:42:17.154
uh, the next one, grave of fireflies, studio Ghibli.
01:42:18.144 --> 01:42:18.833
Colin, what do you think?
01:42:18.833 --> 01:42:19.314
I'm gonna rate it.
01:42:21.377 --> 01:42:26.278
uh, I wanna say 8.5 actually.
01:42:26.908 --> 01:42:27.198
Okay.
01:42:28.163 --> 01:42:30.743
Uh, you both know I'm not really into Studio Ghibli.
01:42:30.804 --> 01:42:33.083
They don't generally really work for me.
01:42:33.328 --> 01:42:33.747
Mm-hmm.
01:42:35.694 --> 01:42:38.094
I didn't write notes during this movie.
01:42:38.094 --> 01:42:45.684
it's one of the few that I was just watching beginning to end, and I see that as an absolute good thing.
01:42:45.713 --> 01:42:55.373
I don't wanna give too many details away about the movie'cause I do think, Lauren, you should watch this movie because I put this on my, everybody should watch this movie.
01:42:55.613 --> 01:42:58.073
Like, this should be mandatory watching.
01:42:58.944 --> 01:43:01.554
We have our mandatory reading lists for like.
01:43:02.094 --> 01:43:04.344
People growing up, people should watch this movie.
01:43:04.373 --> 01:43:05.394
It's beautiful.
01:43:05.694 --> 01:43:09.024
There's a message of hope and perseverance through tragedy.
01:43:10.314 --> 01:43:14.423
Uh, it talks about the cost of war even after the war ends.
01:43:16.583 --> 01:43:23.333
I don't know that this will make my top 10 of all time, simply because I don't know how much I will re-watch it.
01:43:23.814 --> 01:43:31.854
But ladies, if you want to see your man cry like a little baby turn on this movie.
01:43:32.243 --> 01:43:34.073
'cause I was, I was bawling.
01:43:35.634 --> 01:43:38.453
9.9 out of 10.
01:43:39.512 --> 01:43:39.903
Wow.
01:43:40.104 --> 01:43:42.444
This movie is amazing.
01:43:44.213 --> 01:43:51.264
Everybody, whether you like movies or not, you need to watch this movie.
01:43:51.774 --> 01:43:57.384
Its message is important and we need a lot more of it in our lives.
01:43:58.832 --> 01:43:59.792
I love that, Josh.
01:44:00.662 --> 01:44:01.832
I completely agree.
01:44:01.832 --> 01:44:03.363
I think I talked about this movie one time.
01:44:03.363 --> 01:44:09.182
This movie opened my eyes for the other cultures, other people's.
01:44:09.903 --> 01:44:21.912
Um, opened my eyes to pain, opened my eyes to a service, opened my eyes to a lot of different things, and it's the only reason it's not in my top 10 is because I, it's very, very, very sad and I don't find myself wanting to watch it.
01:44:23.573 --> 01:44:27.413
Because like I said, you're gonna cry like a little baby.
01:44:29.094 --> 01:44:29.363
it.
01:44:29.363 --> 01:44:33.323
is so hard from beginning to end.
01:44:33.713 --> 01:44:35.094
There's so much in it.
01:44:35.094 --> 01:44:36.144
It's so deep.
01:44:38.488 --> 01:44:40.373
As a history fan, I love it.
01:44:41.243 --> 01:44:43.884
I don't think it's too culturally specific.
01:44:43.884 --> 01:44:50.333
There is some stuff in it that makes you appreciate that area of the world, but it's like a message for everyone.
01:44:50.333 --> 01:44:56.123
At the same time, I, I absolutely adored this movie.
01:44:56.783 --> 01:44:59.814
It's something very, very special.
01:45:00.997 --> 01:45:02.287
Nothing else quite like it.
01:45:03.203 --> 01:45:03.384
Yeah.
01:45:03.408 --> 01:45:04.653
I'm glad you watched it, man.
01:45:06.234 --> 01:45:06.654
Okay.
01:45:06.654 --> 01:45:12.384
The next one is a very different movie, and I'm sorry to take it in this direction.
01:45:13.073 --> 01:45:15.203
Uh, transporter.
01:45:17.394 --> 01:45:17.873
What'd you think?
01:45:17.878 --> 01:45:17.908
I.
01:45:18.069 --> 01:45:18.429
rated it.
01:45:20.012 --> 01:45:20.703
I.
01:45:22.247 --> 01:45:24.377
know on this one.
01:45:25.188 --> 01:45:26.057
Um,
01:45:27.256 --> 01:45:28.037
2.7.
01:45:29.387 --> 01:45:29.927
no, I
01:45:29.939 --> 01:45:30.158
Oh,
01:45:30.167 --> 01:45:30.347
gonna
01:45:30.413 --> 01:45:30.713
okay.
01:45:31.068 --> 01:45:31.457
on it.
01:45:32.748 --> 01:45:33.038
Okay.
01:45:33.198 --> 01:45:37.564
Um, I.
01:45:38.426 --> 01:45:41.516
Seven, I think you're gonna be a 7.5 on this one.
01:45:42.255 --> 01:45:42.555
Okay.
01:45:43.574 --> 01:45:47.145
Uh, my very first note is, is this just old baby driver?
01:45:47.234 --> 01:45:48.704
The answer is yes.
01:45:48.824 --> 01:45:49.215
Um.
01:45:50.234 --> 01:45:54.524
The cha opening chase scene is some of the worst continuity I've ever seen.
01:45:54.555 --> 01:46:06.015
Lauren, we talked about the cave and how he, she somehow turned around in this cave, it is the same thing, but with a car chasing in a narrow street where you're following along and he's driving forward.
01:46:06.015 --> 01:46:09.524
And then we cut to the intersection where he pulls out and he pulls out backwards.
01:46:09.885 --> 01:46:10.454
Why?
01:46:10.484 --> 01:46:14.475
Because then he can take, make a cool J turn and take off the other way.
01:46:14.864 --> 01:46:15.225
Um.
01:46:16.229 --> 01:46:22.529
No idea how he turned around or why or anything, but, uh, that he did, uh, apparently.
01:46:22.649 --> 01:46:23.039
Um.
01:46:25.949 --> 01:46:32.729
If they really were driving on the sidewalk at a hundred miles an hour, there's no way those people got out of the way in time.
01:46:32.850 --> 01:46:38.970
Those people are absolutely smooshed, dead, gone forever, broken limbs, absolutely dead.
01:46:39.119 --> 01:46:45.585
There's a scene where they're driving down this very populated sidewalk and cuts to the speedometer and it's like.
01:46:46.439 --> 01:46:47.909
Going over a hundred.
01:46:48.180 --> 01:46:56.640
And then we look at it and it's very clearly driving like five miles an hour and there's these people jumping out of the way and I'm like, they were really going a hundred.
01:46:56.819 --> 01:47:01.350
Those people would be dead Gonzo absolutely killed.
01:47:02.460 --> 01:47:11.010
Um, the romantic scene when she's drinking from the straw is insane.
01:47:12.060 --> 01:47:13.470
That is an insane scene.
01:47:15.090 --> 01:47:15.119
Uh.
01:47:16.875 --> 01:47:22.125
The rope grew a hundred feet and of course you, she ran, you are an idiot.
01:47:22.574 --> 01:47:29.175
Um, so she, he, he ties a rope around her neck so that she can go off into the woods and pee.
01:47:29.984 --> 01:47:32.534
And then he's like, okay, time's up.
01:47:32.534 --> 01:47:40.814
And he starts pulling on the rope and the next scene is like the rope having grown'cause it's like a hundred feet down the hill.
01:47:41.385 --> 01:47:41.744
And it's like.
01:47:42.420 --> 01:47:45.689
You would have noticed the rope being tugged that far.
01:47:45.689 --> 01:47:46.350
You idiot.
01:47:46.770 --> 01:47:53.220
Um, and then of course she just took it off and ran.
01:47:53.729 --> 01:47:54.840
You are an idiot.
01:47:54.840 --> 01:47:57.779
Like that's what, um.
01:47:58.114 --> 01:47:59.265
Gonna go pee.
01:48:00.614 --> 01:48:09.734
It goes to a uh, so he goes and runs down and captures the girl and brings her back up where they find two cops investigating the car that they left behind.
01:48:09.944 --> 01:48:15.135
And then it goes into a fight scene, which is the worst born fight.
01:48:15.345 --> 01:48:17.454
Stuff that really bothers Conlan Andour.
01:48:17.454 --> 01:48:19.454
But it's apparently really okay in this movie.
01:48:19.725 --> 01:48:25.904
But even though it's way worse than this one, and it shows him knocking out a cop and then doing a pose and then.
01:48:26.625 --> 01:48:27.944
Cops are knocked out somehow.
01:48:28.034 --> 01:48:30.555
And I'm like, when did he even hit the second cop?
01:48:30.614 --> 01:48:31.574
I don't know.
01:48:32.340 --> 01:48:32.609
That's
01:48:32.625 --> 01:48:33.854
We're gonna move past it.
01:48:34.814 --> 01:48:37.725
Um, I put a bomb.
01:48:37.784 --> 01:48:38.475
Wow.
01:48:38.534 --> 01:48:40.515
Who could have predicted that happening?
01:48:41.024 --> 01:48:46.215
Um, the driving is worse than Fast and Furious.
01:48:46.904 --> 01:48:49.994
How did the guy find Jason Stat's home?
01:48:50.385 --> 01:48:50.864
Conlan.
01:48:50.925 --> 01:48:52.034
How did the guy find him?
01:48:52.274 --> 01:48:53.685
How did the guy find where he lived?
01:48:54.524 --> 01:48:57.585
I don't know, but he just started dropping mortars on it apparently.
01:48:58.604 --> 01:49:01.904
'cause it's, it's just like, yeah, everybody knows where he lives now, apparently.
01:49:02.475 --> 01:49:12.345
Um, uh, making up for the complications is a line that she gives to seduce.
01:49:12.345 --> 01:49:13.154
Jason Statham.
01:49:13.185 --> 01:49:14.925
It is a gross line.
01:49:15.435 --> 01:49:19.064
Like I watched that and I was like, oh, that is disgusting.
01:49:19.409 --> 01:49:24.449
If you're in some random person's home, you just survived dying.
01:49:25.710 --> 01:49:34.649
He is ignoring you and you seduce him by saying, I'm gonna make up for complications.
01:49:35.699 --> 01:49:37.470
Ugh, gross.
01:49:38.760 --> 01:49:46.020
Uh, there's a scene where he gets on a boat and he takes off his t-shirt, and then Jason Statham puts on a sweater.
01:49:47.310 --> 01:49:50.609
And I put Jason Statham must take off his shirt on the boat.
01:49:50.609 --> 01:49:56.340
Otherwise it wouldn't be realistic because we need as many scenes with Jason Statham without a shirt on as possible.
01:49:56.520 --> 01:49:57.930
Otherwise it wouldn't be realistic.
01:49:58.770 --> 01:50:00.960
I love the two hand punch that he gives.
01:50:01.229 --> 01:50:06.510
He ties up these two guys and then he goes and they both are knocked out somehow.
01:50:07.229 --> 01:50:07.289
Um.
01:50:09.420 --> 01:50:11.789
And then I put, oh, he couldn't wear the t-shirt.
01:50:11.789 --> 01:50:15.810
So when a sweater gets ripped off, he would be shirtless again.
01:50:15.810 --> 01:50:17.069
I get it now.
01:50:17.310 --> 01:50:18.329
It was planned.
01:50:18.329 --> 01:50:19.739
There was a purpose.
01:50:21.539 --> 01:50:32.279
Um, I love the fighting in the oil scene because it is the most ridiculous, stupid fight scene and probably anything.
01:50:34.005 --> 01:50:36.104
Um, and then I put, it's a good thing.
01:50:36.104 --> 01:50:38.295
Bodies are bulletproof apparently in this show.
01:50:38.295 --> 01:50:42.435
'cause he takes this big guy and uses him out as a, as a human shield.
01:50:42.435 --> 01:50:47.895
As this guy gets absolutely lit up by like a hundred bullets from a machine gun.
01:50:48.104 --> 01:50:51.135
Good thing that their bullet bodies are bulletproof now.
01:50:51.164 --> 01:50:55.244
'cause uh, otherwise Jason states statham would be dead and that would be bad.
01:50:55.454 --> 01:50:55.965
Um.
01:50:59.789 --> 01:51:17.010
He, there's a scene where he sees a plane and he outruns the plane, he runs across the country to get to where this plane lands, to then hold him hostage to make him fly and.
01:51:18.015 --> 01:51:23.654
God forbid he just flies above the semi for him to jump down onto the semi.
01:51:23.654 --> 01:51:32.055
No, he needs to have the plane pull up so that he can then use a parachute so that when he cuts the parachute, it will land on the windshield of the following car.
01:51:32.385 --> 01:51:33.734
Absolutely necessary.
01:51:33.734 --> 01:51:35.414
We couldn't have done it any other way.
01:51:35.835 --> 01:51:36.194
Um.
01:51:37.020 --> 01:51:42.989
It's a good thing that the bad guy has his CDL because otherwise the breaking scene wouldn't have worked.
01:51:42.989 --> 01:51:48.300
Like he's, everybody just knows how to drive semis in this, in this movie.
01:51:48.300 --> 01:51:49.020
It's crazy.
01:51:49.439 --> 01:52:00.869
Um, and then we cut to the end of this movie and there was very clearly three semi-truck full of human people that they're trying to save.
01:52:00.899 --> 01:52:02.789
Jason Statham is trying to save these people.
01:52:02.789 --> 01:52:03.210
Lauren.
01:52:03.930 --> 01:52:04.949
Let me ask you a question.
01:52:05.159 --> 01:52:08.250
Do two out of these three semi-trucks matter?
01:52:09.960 --> 01:52:10.829
You would think so.
01:52:10.890 --> 01:52:17.159
'cause they're full of 400 people, but we get to the end and Nope, just the one matters.
01:52:18.239 --> 01:52:19.920
Just the one, the other two.
01:52:20.159 --> 01:52:23.010
They could keep the human slaves.
01:52:23.279 --> 01:52:24.239
They're fine.
01:52:24.239 --> 01:52:26.250
We just needed to save this one.
01:52:27.210 --> 01:52:27.630
Um.
01:52:31.515 --> 01:52:40.604
Uh, the Asian guy has the crunk ability to get to the hero and possibly like, so they save the semi right and they park it.
01:52:41.444 --> 01:52:50.654
And then the Asian guy who just crashed his car in the previous scene is at the ending point, and all I could see was crunk pulling on a map and be like, it, it doesn't make any sense.
01:52:51.300 --> 01:52:51.520
It.
01:52:51.524 --> 01:52:52.604
It doesn't make any sense.
01:52:52.635 --> 01:52:55.425
'cause it doesn't make any sense.
01:52:55.664 --> 01:52:56.774
It just crashed.
01:52:56.805 --> 01:52:57.734
How did he get there?
01:52:57.734 --> 01:52:58.005
We dunno.
01:52:59.055 --> 01:52:59.475
Um.
01:53:02.324 --> 01:53:03.345
Well, bottle counts.
01:53:03.345 --> 01:53:03.435
It
01:53:03.465 --> 01:53:08.925
Uh, the semi is absolutely whipping around and they're slamming on the brakes and everything.
01:53:09.164 --> 01:53:17.895
Every single person in the back should have broken bones and concussions, but nope, everybody's just like, that was fine.
01:53:18.465 --> 01:53:26.385
Uh, and my final note is yes, this is just old baby driver, 7.5 outta 10.
01:53:26.385 --> 01:53:27.585
You got it exactly right.
01:53:31.242 --> 01:53:39.942
So, um, I feel bad about this one'cause this actually wasn't the movie that meant to be on that list.
01:53:40.631 --> 01:53:46.872
movie that I'm meant to be on that list, even though I do like this one, um, is called it's Train Spotting.
01:53:48.221 --> 01:53:48.521
It's what?
01:53:48.521 --> 01:53:49.301
Ian McGregor.
01:53:50.154 --> 01:53:50.444
Okay.
01:53:50.771 --> 01:53:51.851
what I'm have on there.
01:53:52.091 --> 01:53:52.481
But,
01:53:52.774 --> 01:53:53.064
Okay.
01:53:53.112 --> 01:53:56.981
um, I'm glad you watched this one'cause I also do still like this movie.
01:53:59.279 --> 01:53:59.819
Okay.
01:54:00.270 --> 01:54:01.170
Does that make sense?
01:54:01.170 --> 01:54:02.909
I was like, how did this end up?
01:54:03.029 --> 01:54:04.680
It is honorable, but it's,
01:54:04.992 --> 01:54:06.402
I was like, why did I add this?
01:54:06.402 --> 01:54:07.301
And I was looking at the list.
01:54:07.301 --> 01:54:09.282
'cause Memento, we rewatched and I
01:54:09.390 --> 01:54:09.689
yeah.
01:54:09.822 --> 01:54:13.962
movie when I first watched it, but it complete, like it would not be on this anymore would be
01:54:13.994 --> 01:54:14.284
Yeah.
01:54:14.981 --> 01:54:22.481
Um, this one I was like, how did, I mean, I liked this movie, but why did it get on my, why did it get on this list?
01:54:22.481 --> 01:54:22.962
I don't know.
01:54:22.992 --> 01:54:24.101
It was, it's train spotting.
01:54:24.101 --> 01:54:24.912
That's what I meant to be
01:54:24.914 --> 01:54:25.204
Okay.
01:54:27.029 --> 01:54:28.590
Well, that makes a lot of sense.
01:54:31.872 --> 01:54:39.042
Train spotting is a very Ian McGregor very cult classic show about drugs.
01:54:39.042 --> 01:54:40.601
That is good.
01:54:41.654 --> 01:54:41.944
Okay.
01:54:43.032 --> 01:54:43.181
Okay.
01:54:43.181 --> 01:54:44.141
Anyway, sorry for
01:54:44.234 --> 01:54:44.524
Okay.
01:54:44.561 --> 01:54:46.572
watch something That one
01:54:46.590 --> 01:54:47.909
I'm glad I watched it.
01:54:47.939 --> 01:54:49.289
I love Baby Driver.
01:54:49.289 --> 01:54:51.539
Would I rather watch Baby Driver than this one?
01:54:51.630 --> 01:54:52.829
Yes, absolutely.
01:54:52.829 --> 01:54:54.149
10 out of 10 times.
01:54:54.869 --> 01:54:55.204
Uh, but.
01:54:55.362 --> 01:54:56.471
is better than this one, but I still
01:54:56.489 --> 01:55:01.050
Jason Statham shirtless for half a movie covered in oil Fighting bad guys.
01:55:01.050 --> 01:55:03.270
Like that's never a bad time.
01:55:03.792 --> 01:55:07.301
is like, yes, I'm gonna watch this movie tonight.
01:55:07.579 --> 01:55:07.895
I like.
01:55:10.380 --> 01:55:14.760
He is the the hottest man alive that's bald that everybody ever girl loves.
01:55:14.760 --> 01:55:16.439
I don't understand it.
01:55:16.931 --> 01:55:17.381
dude.
01:55:17.774 --> 01:55:24.585
Not sharknato, but the, the, the, oh, in all of the like big shark movies.
01:55:25.289 --> 01:55:27.630
I know him from the Italian job.
01:55:27.630 --> 01:55:28.260
That's what I know.
01:55:28.260 --> 01:55:31.619
Him from the 2005 version.
01:55:32.351 --> 01:55:33.942
He is in the Shark movies.
01:55:33.971 --> 01:55:36.867
Uh, he's in some of the Mission Impossible movies, or not Mission.
01:55:36.867 --> 01:55:40.061
I pop some of the uh, uh, fast and Furious movies.
01:55:40.425 --> 01:55:41.024
Yeah.
01:55:43.935 --> 01:55:45.765
I see who he is.
01:55:48.056 --> 01:55:48.417
Yeah, he is
01:55:48.649 --> 01:55:48.939
Yeah.
01:55:49.395 --> 01:55:50.114
Megalodon.
01:55:50.475 --> 01:55:51.585
That's what I was thinking
01:55:51.686 --> 01:55:51.806
Yeah.
01:55:51.944 --> 01:55:53.475
the Meg or whatever,
01:55:53.835 --> 01:55:54.225
Okay.
01:55:54.314 --> 01:55:59.520
because I watched those and I was just like, just get out the water.
01:56:02.399 --> 01:56:02.689
Yeah.
01:56:03.060 --> 01:56:03.279
get.
01:56:05.457 --> 01:56:09.551
As far as trains, uh, the one we were just talking about.
01:56:10.301 --> 01:56:13.542
The other two movies, the second and the third one are also actually pretty entertaining.
01:56:13.601 --> 01:56:14.471
They're all entertaining movies.
01:56:15.435 --> 01:56:19.574
I could definitely see them being entertaining, but if not of good quality.
01:56:19.664 --> 01:56:26.534
The writing, like I would give it a point more if there was the seduction scene was cut from it.
01:56:26.864 --> 01:56:28.045
'cause genuinely I was like.
01:56:28.800 --> 01:56:29.699
Gross.
01:56:30.270 --> 01:56:31.949
Just, just don't.
01:56:31.949 --> 01:56:33.420
How about, how about, no.
01:56:34.140 --> 01:56:37.710
Um, okay.
01:56:38.130 --> 01:56:42.810
My last movie is The Black Shield of Barns Worth.
01:56:42.840 --> 01:56:43.199
Conland.
01:56:43.199 --> 01:56:43.704
What do you think?
01:56:44.104 --> 01:56:45.625
I will rate this one.
01:56:46.582 --> 01:56:48.261
Um, I'm hoping like an eight.
01:56:48.921 --> 01:56:55.551
I think this is an extremely underrated, forgotten movie that I, I, I think it's great.
01:56:55.761 --> 01:56:56.872
I think it's a great old movie.
01:56:57.795 --> 01:56:58.005
Okay.
01:56:58.574 --> 01:57:00.645
I put, I've never heard of this before.
01:57:00.885 --> 01:57:04.125
Uh, IMDB gives it a 6.4 out of 10.
01:57:04.125 --> 01:57:06.494
Rotten Tomatoes is a 41%.
01:57:07.409 --> 01:57:08.340
Audience score.
01:57:08.340 --> 01:57:11.369
I did not have high expectations for this.
01:57:11.880 --> 01:57:15.029
I love the eyepatch reveal of the trainer guy.
01:57:15.180 --> 01:57:18.000
'cause he's looking down, covering his eyes like this, Lauren.
01:57:18.239 --> 01:57:23.159
And then the music gets intense and he goes and it's like he has an patch.
01:57:23.159 --> 01:57:28.829
He was like, okay, we could have just walked in and have an have an eye patch.
01:57:28.829 --> 01:57:30.270
Was that really necessary?
01:57:30.885 --> 01:57:33.494
No, but we got it anyway.
01:57:33.824 --> 01:57:37.635
Um, yep, we did, we did get a peeky boo.
01:57:39.225 --> 01:57:41.385
Uh, I actually laughed out loud.
01:57:41.444 --> 01:57:44.114
I'm not a out loud laugher often.
01:57:44.324 --> 01:57:46.664
I am generally pretty quiet.
01:57:47.145 --> 01:57:54.944
I actually laughed out loud, pretty loud when they pushed the nun lady into the water.
01:57:55.965 --> 01:57:57.555
Because it sets it up right?
01:57:57.555 --> 01:58:04.904
The, the boys are climbing over the wall and I thought that they were setting it up to be like sh showing their butts to'em when they got to the top of the wall.
01:58:05.595 --> 01:58:11.145
But she just sways her butt and absolutely shoves this old lady into the river and it's hilarious.
01:58:11.265 --> 01:58:11.595
Um.
01:58:14.595 --> 01:58:19.755
Yeah, if being awkward and quiet worked that well, I wouldn't be single.
01:58:19.784 --> 01:58:21.795
That's my joke that I made.
01:58:22.034 --> 01:58:35.805
'cause it's like a five minute scene, Lauren, where this guy, uh, who's been do going through all these things and is this charismatic guy, but he is flirting with the girl who's the daughter of the um, Lord.
01:58:37.274 --> 01:58:40.454
And he is sitting there on a bench next to her and it's literally like.
01:58:48.675 --> 01:58:49.604
That's the whole scene.
01:58:49.604 --> 01:58:51.255
It goes on for like five minutes.
01:58:52.845 --> 01:58:58.364
Um, the fight sequence are mostly very good.
01:58:58.364 --> 01:59:02.024
There are a couple where it's like, that was kind of dumb.
01:59:02.715 --> 01:59:07.484
Uh, you can tell at the end he missed the mark from where he was.
01:59:07.484 --> 01:59:08.925
So he's fighting, right?
01:59:08.925 --> 01:59:09.885
They're fighting each other.
01:59:10.800 --> 01:59:20.100
And you can tell that they stabbed the villain too early because he steps forward twice, then poses for the camera, then falls and flips off of it.
01:59:20.100 --> 01:59:23.640
So it's like, okay, you can tell he just missed the mark there.
01:59:23.939 --> 01:59:35.399
And he was supposed to be two steps forward from when he got stabbed, but whatever, um, our main character can be seen in two different places at the same time during the final scene.
01:59:35.880 --> 01:59:36.210
Um.
01:59:36.630 --> 01:59:44.460
He's seen fighting on the stairs on foot as a squire and then in the suit of armor at the exact same time.
01:59:45.479 --> 01:59:49.529
Um, I let that go because it wasn't really a plot point.
01:59:49.890 --> 02:00:03.029
It was more like, I guess they probably just needed somebody who knew how to fight with a sword as an extra and not like confusing where this actor was like ant man in end game.
02:00:04.140 --> 02:00:04.619
Um.
02:00:07.425 --> 02:00:27.795
My only criticism for this is there's no actual way to know if the main character's father is a traitor, uh, because the only one defending him was quote a away fighting the war in France when he was accused of being a traitor and the, the accuser of him being a traitor.
02:00:28.199 --> 02:00:29.489
Is a scummy human being.
02:00:29.520 --> 02:00:33.600
So like I was sitting there like, both of these things can be true.
02:00:33.689 --> 02:00:39.600
He can be a bad guy and be the dad could have been a traitor.
02:00:40.979 --> 02:00:44.069
There is nothing in the movie to tell me one way or the other.
02:00:44.489 --> 02:00:48.479
And the, the whole plot hinges on him not actually having been a trader.
02:00:48.989 --> 02:00:49.350
Um.
02:00:51.225 --> 02:00:56.265
I felt like the plot to overthrow the king there really felt tacked on at the end.
02:00:56.595 --> 02:00:59.744
Like they were like, we wanna raise the stakes for this final fight.
02:00:59.774 --> 02:01:00.645
How do we do that?
02:01:01.125 --> 02:01:04.814
Well, let's bring the king in and make it a plot to overthrow the king at the same time.
02:01:06.194 --> 02:01:13.994
Um, I don't know how often I'll rewatch it, but I did really like it a lot.
02:01:14.625 --> 02:01:15.074
Um.
02:01:15.449 --> 02:01:24.210
I looked into the reviews and one person was criticizing it by saying, no modern special effects and no historical importance.
02:01:26.069 --> 02:01:28.585
So I put what the, what the f.
02:01:29.460 --> 02:01:31.319
This came out in 1954.
02:01:31.350 --> 02:01:40.590
Of course, it doesn't have modern special effects and does something need to have historical significance to be good to this guy, apparently.
02:01:40.680 --> 02:01:41.760
But that's insane.
02:01:42.000 --> 02:01:45.869
That is insane to give this a movie, a bad score for those two things.
02:01:46.199 --> 02:01:52.529
Um, I gave it a nine out of 10 because I did really enjoy watching this one.
02:01:52.560 --> 02:01:53.430
It's great.
02:01:54.896 --> 02:01:55.737
That's awesome.
02:01:55.886 --> 02:01:58.016
I didn't, I didn't think it would be, you would rate it that high.
02:01:58.016 --> 02:01:58.947
That makes me really happy.
02:01:59.067 --> 02:02:01.766
Nobody, this is a forgotten movie.
02:02:02.037 --> 02:02:03.266
Nobody remembers it.
02:02:03.596 --> 02:02:04.381
I watched it on a.
02:02:05.502 --> 02:02:06.612
Man, I can't remember what they're called.
02:02:06.612 --> 02:02:07.332
The cartridges.
02:02:07.332 --> 02:02:07.782
The cartridge
02:02:08.100 --> 02:02:08.845
VHS.
02:02:09.101 --> 02:02:09.851
VHS.
02:02:09.971 --> 02:02:10.662
Holy crap.
02:02:10.692 --> 02:02:13.931
I literally couldn't remember what it, I was like, what the cartridge movies.
02:02:14.412 --> 02:02:16.301
Uh, I was a little kid.
02:02:16.301 --> 02:02:23.231
It was one of my grandma's favorite movies and we would watch it over and over and over again and, just, it's been forgotten.
02:02:23.622 --> 02:02:24.372
Lauren, you should watch it.
02:02:26.069 --> 02:02:30.000
Have you seen the old Three Musketeers that Disney made with the actual people?
02:02:30.329 --> 02:02:31.710
It's very along those lines.
02:02:31.710 --> 02:02:35.489
It gives the same kind of feeling, very good
02:02:36.447 --> 02:02:36.627
Yeah.
02:02:36.957 --> 02:02:37.737
Enjoyable movie,
02:02:37.819 --> 02:02:38.300
this again?
02:02:39.180 --> 02:02:40.710
Black Shield of Farmsworth.
02:02:43.979 --> 02:02:44.699
Very, very good.
02:02:45.447 --> 02:02:46.976
It's a good classic old time.
02:02:47.301 --> 02:02:47.591
What
02:02:47.734 --> 02:02:48.630
Okay, Conlan,
02:02:48.862 --> 02:02:49.152
Yeah.
02:02:49.229 --> 02:02:50.399
got two questions for you.
02:02:52.140 --> 02:02:56.069
The first one was after I spent tons of time watching these.
02:02:56.069 --> 02:03:06.930
You do have a franchise that you are a fan of, kind of like I am a fan of, of Godzilla, but none of them made your top 10 or even an honorable mention,
02:03:08.096 --> 02:03:08.367
You're
02:03:08.489 --> 02:03:10.439
speak to Alien,
02:03:10.976 --> 02:03:11.667
not on here.
02:03:11.667 --> 02:03:12.537
That's wild.
02:03:12.630 --> 02:03:15.750
no alien movies, which is crazy.
02:03:16.197 --> 02:03:17.037
That is crazy.
02:03:17.157 --> 02:03:17.787
That's crazy.
02:03:18.747 --> 02:03:25.377
Uh, I feel like I just made a mistake'cause Alien two should definitely be on here without a doubt.
02:03:26.729 --> 02:03:27.000
Okay.
02:03:27.537 --> 02:03:28.046
don't know why.
02:03:29.699 --> 02:03:30.119
Alright.
02:03:30.329 --> 02:03:34.260
I just wanted to ask that and then this one's more serious.
02:03:34.350 --> 02:03:45.359
Um, I noticed that all of these, every single topic that I have talked about in this episode has what I'm calling the unexpected or hidden hero.
02:03:47.601 --> 02:03:47.681
Hmm.
02:03:48.029 --> 02:03:58.590
The one where he is actively hiding himself, like in solo leveling or unexpected, like rises up.
02:03:59.100 --> 02:04:03.645
Um, why do you think that theme resonates with you?
02:04:06.146 --> 02:04:10.242
Um, I have these big dreams and grandeur in my head all the time of like
02:04:10.935 --> 02:04:11.055
I.
02:04:13.902 --> 02:04:17.801
like proving everyone who doubted me wrong.
02:04:18.192 --> 02:04:21.372
Either in a positive or a negative light.
02:04:21.372 --> 02:04:30.582
And I think the positive light just resonates with me more of being like underground dog mentality told I couldn't do it.
02:04:31.542 --> 02:04:32.952
of those different things.
02:04:33.431 --> 02:04:34.721
Maybe that's what it is.
02:04:34.721 --> 02:04:36.042
I don't, I don't know.
02:04:36.221 --> 02:04:38.141
I don't know for sure, but that would be my best guess.
02:04:38.171 --> 02:04:44.561
'cause I do have thoughts and grandeur and visions and imaginings of that kind of thing quite often.
02:04:45.619 --> 02:04:45.909
Okay.
02:04:46.515 --> 02:04:49.670
Yeah, I just, I was watching through it and I was like, yeah, this one.
02:04:50.729 --> 02:04:52.289
Conlin loves solo leveling.
02:04:52.319 --> 02:04:53.609
This, they're hiding.
02:04:53.640 --> 02:04:55.229
He's hiding his abilities again.
02:04:55.229 --> 02:04:56.489
He's suppressing himself.
02:04:56.850 --> 02:04:58.020
He doesn't know.
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Nobody expects this person to be a hero.
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None of yours are like the chosen ones or the very obvious heroes thing.
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Uh, if we jump back to three 10 to, um, Yuma, like nobody expected, Crow to be the hero in the end.
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Uh.
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No, like Klaus, you have, it's fantastic, but it's a guy.
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You, you know, he is going to become the hero, but he is his underdog.
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He becomes the hero.
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Um, a Knights Tale, same thing.
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American Sniper is an old guy who shouldn't be so great, but he becomes great.
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The descent is not really that way, but that
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It is, do you really expect the person with the trauma to be the hero of the thing?
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I guess that's Yeah.
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Right.
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Like I can go through and I can name ev like the ritualist.
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He is actively hiding his abilities.
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Um,
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Weird.
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I don't know.
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like e every single one of these is where they're hiding under.
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They're not living up to their potential.
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They very clearly have obvious potential lethal weapons.
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Same thing.
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Matrix, same thing.
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Bridge out in the river.
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Cry.
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Same thing.
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The descent.
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Rec, like all of these are that way
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Hmm.
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and they're all honorable.
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Mentions or top 10 movies, shows, books for you.
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I have no idea.
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I don't know.
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That would be my best guess, but I don't know.
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Okay.
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That's interesting.
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Okay.
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Well that will wrap it up for this episode.
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Lauren, thank you for bearing with us.
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So sorry that I bored you to death with my such logical, great normal takes, like Dino Topia being better than Jurassic Park.
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Um,
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No, I was just worried halfway through that I had somebody intrude into my apartment.
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I don't know if you caught that, but
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I did not catch that.
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for my pepper spray and something sharp most of the time.
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Well, I'm glad you weren't bored.
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That's what I'll say about that.
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Uh,
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yeah, that last
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I
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trying to search an actor, so sorry.
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I was like, I couldn't
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all good.
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No worries.
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Like I said, this was very much a for Conlin kind of episode.
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Happy birthday Conlin, everybody join in and telling him what movie he should be watching and thanks for listening.
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Have a great day.
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Bye-bye.
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Thanks guys.
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See ya.