Avery McClure

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speaker-1: There, I'm Pastor Toot Whitley, and this is Conversion Therapy, a podcast where I help lost lambs back to the heterosexual pasture. As you may know, I myself am a reformed homosexual. In fact, I used to run a C and B torture orgy where a lottery determined who would get their family jewels tied in a dot line hitch on a St. Andrews cross. Now the only cross I'm concerned with is the one that Jesus was crucified on. And if I can get straight, so can you. And so can our gu…