Comic quest Ep 8: Dude, where's my badger?

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Here we are again.
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We are 40 mediums toft in the lines at Dungeons and Dragons.
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Are we gonna get back home?
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We don't know.
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Next is Comic Quest.
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Do we have to hey we're back, everybody?
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I mean we could do that.
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Uh I will back.
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So uh Welcome back to Critical Role.
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Yeah.
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We're ready.
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Uh we're about to fight um Primeval.
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Primeval.
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Primeval.
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Yeah, uh, we're still recording uh bad, which is the badest art and design.
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Uh so brilliant place to come and do anything, kind of arts, just surrounded by good stuff.
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We've just been out and having food in the barrows.
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There's loads to eat and drink and buy and shop.
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And downstairs there was a lovely live musician, and I think now they're playing the game.
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Yeah, it's perfect.
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I didn't even know this place existed, but me and my wife will be coming here because we love these places.
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So if you're older and don't know about the barrow lands, come on to that and get to know it.
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I'm really excited.
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What do you mean, these places?
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Uh we go, we go, we go to all the market me and truth, we go to car boots, car boots, everything with like any Sunday, we're always that like I'm surprised I'm here.
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Do you think the bartering in this game is good?
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You should see Tom's wife doing some bartering.
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She is elite at it.
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With her little purse of gold pieces.
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Yeah, so make sure you check out uh bad, bad as arts and design.
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Also check out Blackfriars, they do comedy, they do live music, they do quizzes.
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There's so much you can come and see, Smith.
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You check that out.
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Uh also check us out as well.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Kate Hammer, Tom Stade, Liam Farrell the guy.
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Tomstate.com, check out my tour.
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I'm on tour right now.
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Uh Kate Katehammer.com.
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And do you have a website?
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I sure do not.
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Do you have a website?
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I don't have a website, no.
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I'm laughing because it's hurt.
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So in the last episode, you managed to get your arm out of the bean, you managed to get up the prime number stairs.
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Tom did the most sexy prime number thing I've ever seen.
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That was very clap it again.
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I want to clap it again.
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It's so good.
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And then Derek died on the stairs.
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Ah, well, he tried.
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But we did make use of his body to the fullest extent.
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Yeah.
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So what did we do?
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That was pretty good.
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We threw his body upstairs and it got Oh, yeah, that's good.
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It was easy to persuade.
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You gotta admit.
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Well, especially after he was dead, yeah.
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He got hit once and I said, Hey, do it again.
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He said, For you, Tom, anyway.
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Bill.
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Weird.
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He said, Bill.
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Quite sad that his last dying words were, This would be really good for my campaign.
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Yeah, it sure was.
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Then you got up to the door, it was a three-number combination lock on it, and Tom decided to bystep it and chap the door and say he was an Amazon driver, and prime evil opened the door, which is where we are now.
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Okay.
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So the door opens, and what in front is in front of you is a half dragon.
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So that's like a really big kind of humanoid kind of dragon-looking thing.
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It's not got wings.
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Imagine an incredible Hulk had a baby with a dragon.
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That's what's in front of you.
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How tall are we talking?
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Am I looking like seven foot, eight foot?
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Uh I would say like uh ten foot.
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Wow.
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So a big big boy.
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The door was big then, too.
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Yeah, that there was a big door.
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Okay.
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At least ten foot.
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Yeah.
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But your knock was mighty.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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That's what everybody says about my knocks.
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So he's in front of you, so he's been taking a bit.
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So he's opened the door and he's like expecting some sort of delivery because you were so persuasive.
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Yeah.
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So now it's in terms of what do you want to do?
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Do you want to just attack?
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Is there maybe I don't think this thing is gonna be oh here we go.
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Uh well, I've been waiting for something to happen on the stairs.
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We bypassed the stairs with absolute ease.
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What was the glowing thing of magic at the top?
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Wasn't it?
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That was the that was primeval, primeval's crazy.
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He was the glowing thing?
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Of course.
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He's magic.
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Could I try on it?
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But now I feel like something's happened.
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Okay.
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And this and I said to myself in the last game, the second something happens, bear up.
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So I would like to turn into a bear.
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So you're gonna attack?
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I'm gonna turn into a bear.
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Okay.
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That's the first thing I'm gonna do.
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Okay, well that's not just to let him know.
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Who he's dealing with.
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Yeah.
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I'm a fucking bear.
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You're like the guy from The Hobbit.
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In what way?
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Yeah, the guy that turns into a big bear.
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There's a guy that turns into the bear in the Hobbit film.
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In the Hobbit.
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Well, I need to rewatch them because I do not remember that at all.
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So what do I need to roll?
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You don't need to roll anything, you're wild shape.
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It's just you just wild shape bear, please.
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Yeah.
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So you're just a bear now.
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So he's opened the door.
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He's seen uh four people standing in front of him, and then one of them's just turned into a bear.
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Pretty badass.
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Pretty pretty pretty badass moment.
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No?
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I would like to like is he's taken off guard.
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So see when he opens the door, you see he's kinda so he's in a lighthouse, so it's like a cylinder kind of room.
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Okay.
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And all you see is just like bodies and bones and like No, there's no chance of talking to this guy.
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You could try it, it's gonna require a very kind of And Fanny is not the best at this at the best off time.
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Guys, I just I'm gonna leave our rope trick to get us out of trouble if we really need to.
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I'm gonna uh utilize invisibility.
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Okay, so read me the invisibility spell and I'll tell you.
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Um a creature you touch has the invisible condition under the spell until the spell ends.
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The spell ends nearly early immediately after the target makes an attack on a roll, deals damage, or casts a spell.
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So it can't be to me.
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Yeah, you would need to touch one of the group.
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I think you could use alter self.
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If you read alter self, you might be able to.
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Yeah, but alter self is only um I mean, I could grow claws, fangs, horns, or hooves.
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Hooves.
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Alright, there.
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Um but if we change appearance, I just uh I can I still have to be bipedal.
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Um I just change my like hair and voice and shit.
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So For what reason?
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To for like a disguise.
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Yeah.
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But why why is it helping you do I don't know?
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She's just talking through the spells, in terms of things she could do.
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Sorry, I thought you were being like, I'm gonna disguise myself.
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I think I should uh This is g going to be a very stupid question, and I know it going in, but I just want it confirmed.
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So now I'm a bear.
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The only spells you can cast are the ones that are so you've got three spells, it's moon beam, starry wisp, and cure wounds.
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So here was yeah, so here's my question.
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If I then changed into a spider, is that another use and therefore I'm fucked and I'm out of my yeah, I think you get three wild shapes though.
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Let me just double check for it.
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Thank you.
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Because I I'm now thinking, can I like chop and change animal or creature in battle as I see fit?
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Yeah, you can do that, but it will count as I used to do.
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And I get three of them per long range.
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I'm fairly sure.
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Just let me quite terrible.
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It's not it's not amazing.
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I would like to just use as many as I can.
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I'm going to cast Thunderwave.
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Thunderwave!
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You gotta say it like that.
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You gotta say that.
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I'm casting full ACD say Thunder Wave! You've been.
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I mean, at least it sounded more like Taser Fay.
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Yeah, oh it did.
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Yeah, Taser Face.
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It so did, you're right.
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So you've only got two wild chips.
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Fuck.
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That is shite, actually.
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Okay.
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So that's one.
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Wait, wait, before she attacks, though.
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Okay, what do you I wanna dash behind him?
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Okay, so you want to sneak into the room?
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I wanna get into that room.
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I'm not standing at the doorways hugging this guy.
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I want in the room.
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So no stealth.
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Okay.
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So are you wanting to hide in the room as well?
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You're gonna hide behind a dead body.
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Get behind him first.
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I wanna go.
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So eleven plus my dexterity, is that right?
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And if I need to, I'll barget.
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Stealth's a thing on it.
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Stealth plus two.
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Plus two.
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Thirteen.
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So thirteen and has passive perception as.
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Ooh, I'm making my first real Dungeons and Dragons move here.
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Episode eight.
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First real one.
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I'm going, I'm going behind him.
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Well, you guys, you've just turned into a bear.
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You're gonna shot grasp him.
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I'm gonna knock him back ten feet.
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Why is this a little?
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Well, you're also gonna knock him now because he's behind him.
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So he he's seen you do that.
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So he's seen you sneak into the room, and now that's uh if you're wanting to make an attack, you've got time to do that.
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Okay.
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But I made it behind him.
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He may have seen it.
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You're in the room and he knows about it.
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No, because if you're using Thunderwave as which one do I roll?
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Thunderwave as uh constitution saving throw, but where are you casting it and how big is the circle?
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Be careful.
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I've I got showed at the last time I did that.
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Range is uh 15 feet.
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And it's hold on.
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I am now behind the.
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Because I've seen her do the 15 wave.
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I've gotta get at least 50.
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She's gonna do the 15 feed one.
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She's gonna do the 15 right away from there.
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So if you cast Thunderwave, it's gonna hit uh every dragon.
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Uh the only person who's not gonna get hit is Bo.
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Yeah, don't do it then, please.
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Thank you.
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You can cast something else, though.
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I might do well, I just wanna get the most.
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What the heck?
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I can cast sleep.
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Yeah.
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Each creature of your choice in a five-foot radius sphere centered on centered on a point within range must succeed on a wisdom saving throw, blah blah blah.
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Uh so I can cast sleep only on primeval.
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Yeah, you can do that.
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You're like Mantis.
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If you put him to sleep, I'm like, this is gonna be the easiest kill ever.
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Yeah.
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And what's the saving throw?
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It says 10, so he rolled a 17, so it doesn't work.
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Uh and now everybody takes I didn't see him roll.
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He's gone the computer.
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Oh, of course he is.
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Of course he is.
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So dodgy, dodgy.
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Uh everybody roll initiative.
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Okay.
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That's a 20 now.
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Yeah.
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And you all have initiative bonuses.
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Two.
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No, I'm last.
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Two.
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Because you get the first one initiative.
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Ah, good.
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Plus four.
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So that would be fifteen.
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Fifteen.
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I'm at nine.
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I'm at three.
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Nine and then Sean.
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Sean's initiative is plus two, so eight.
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Okay, so Don's up first, then it is, then it's primeval, then it's Kate, then it's Bill, then it's kind of getting the big dough.
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Yeah, get it.
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You scrap it.
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Scrap it, Bear.
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Okay, so on you go.
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What do you want to do?
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I am gonna Right.
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Does anyone know Does anyone watch wrestling?
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Yes.
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Right.
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I'm aware of it.
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Up-to-date wrestling.
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Yeah.
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Rake.
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Uh are you aware of the s the spear of Braunbreaker?
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Yeah, I'm aware of a spear that was uh I think it was Edge.
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Edge did a spear, a really bad spear, famously.
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Edge had a terrible spear.
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There's a guy now called Braun, he's f he is uh incredible.
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I'm as a bear gonna get on all fours and in charge and just try and spear primeval.
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Okay.
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He's pretty big.
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So you want to grapple him?
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Yeah, he's pretty big.
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You're gonna grapple him.
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Do you look big enough to grapple him if you want to?
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Yeah, of course I'm a big fucking bear.
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Yeah, I'm going for it.
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I'm going for it.
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Okay, get a hand.
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Nice one.
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Get in there.
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Get in there.
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I'm not casting no just know when I throw my spear, I may be hitting you again.
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Well, I have a really good plan.
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As soon as a spear or maybe my tribe goes.
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As you run up, you gotta say a panda about time for a bear.
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So I do.
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Thank you.
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Good reminder.
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So you're rolling an unarmed strike to the dash?
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Yes.
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Okay, so that's plus four to whatever you roll.
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Can you bear?
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Yeah, yeah.
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You're gonna this is gonna let me find it.
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This this is gonna bring a whole new meaning to the phrase bare necessities.
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Is that something?
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The attack goes through, you'll not get a pus, you'll not get a minus to it.
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Hey, but it allowed me to Do I have to pun every attack?
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Yes.
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Fucking what a prison.
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I'm living in a prison.
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I'm gonna keep check.
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So bare necessities gone.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Yeah, let's just get bare necessities.
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There's so many bare one.
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There's so many bears.
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Yeah, I can do a bare one.
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Then do it.
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I guess you're not gonna be I guess we're gonna have to bear with me.
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Okay, we'll save it.
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I need to have these.
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Uh where is what am I what's my plus thing here?
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Unarmed.
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Plus four.
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Oh.
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Well, then I'm above twenty.
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Alright, okay.
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He's grappled.
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Uh which means so he has one hand free.
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Okay.
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And now it's his turn, so he's gonna try and claw you.
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Good luck, Prime.
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You don't have any bear armor.
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I know.
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Well, let's see how useful it would have been.
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I would have, but fucking Captain Logic to my left.
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What's your armor clause?
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You are welcome uh thirteen.
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Thirteen, so he hats, he does five slashing damage and twelve file damage.
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How many that?
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I just heard a gasp, I don't know what I mean.
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So you've got overall you du took 17 damage.
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Are you having the fucking taking the piss?
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Are you taking the piss?
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One slash 17 damage, so I'm now down to fucking four.
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Yeah.
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Be careful.
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Brother, one slash, and I'm down to four health.
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Now he's got hey, be careful, man, after he's been fucking cut in half.
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But he is also grappled, so that's the only attack he does this time.
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Did I do anything to him?
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Yeah, you've got him grappled.
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He would have hit you twice if you hadn't grappled him.
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Okay.
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I told you this was a serious guy.
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Can I communicate to Fanny and Bill?
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This guy's quite good.
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He ain't no Katoa.
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Okay.
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He'd start with, uh.
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Or bear, bear, you can speak in bear form.
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Oh, cool.
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Ow.
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Hold him.
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Hold him, Don.
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Don't let him go.
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Dance with him.
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Get it.
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Don looks at us and goes, um, so that just happened.
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Get it close.
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Don't let him go.
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So, Kate, it is now you.
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Oh, fuck me.
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Oh, then you've got any bonus actions you want to do?
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Yeah, no, I'm just gonna leave it, man.
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Okay.
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And then it is now Kate's turn.
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Jesus.
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This guy is legit.
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Hmm.
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So I could either attack a shitty little spell.
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Or I could do rope trick and get the fuck out of dodge.
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Can primeval come into my rope trick?
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So what is rope trick?
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Okay, rope trick is I I touch a rope.
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Sorry, I can't conjure a rope.
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There has to be a rope in the room.
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I was good.
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So but DD spells are meant to have elements.
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I'm not doing that because I think it's fucking annoying to be like, you have to collect us.
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Yeah.
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One end of it hovers upward until the rope hangs, and then uh blah blah blah blah.
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An invisible three foot by five foot portal opens to an extra-dimensional space that lasts until the spell ends.
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That space can be reached by climbing the rope, which can be pulled into or dropped out of it.
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Um so it can hold other people.
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So basically So you're gonna tie the rope to primeval and take him into an extra dimension.
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Huh.
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Well, I that does sound better than what I was thinking.
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Um, which is You were gonna go and hide, yeah.
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And then Liam's like, do this.
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And then come back.
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But I can do that.
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But he would have to climb up the rope.
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Well, I suppose if you've tied it to him and then you go in and then pull the rope, you could try and pull him into it and then jump out and end the spell.
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But I can just tie it be like, hey, here's a night little necklace.
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You could do that.
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A belt?
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Well, he's grappled right now, so if you wanted to tie the rope to him now, and then if your plan is then you you could jump in the portal and try and pull him in the portal and then end the spell trap.
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That's one layup.
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Well, I'm down to four hills, so I'm pretty wounded, baby.
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I go I uh I pull out my magic rope and I uh and I and I run to the grappled primeval and I say, fucking, I tie in the lasso kind of Oh! I lassooed over his head.
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So I don't gotta go too close.
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Not within cutting distance.
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You I would advise I would advise against it.
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So you lasso the rope over his head.
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Lass sue the rope over his head.
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Well, okay, so now he's got the rope attached.
00:17:30.079 --> 00:17:33.599
Are you wanting to jump in the portal and start trying to pull him in it?
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Yeah.
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The rope's attached.
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I don't have to roll for that.
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No, I he's grappled.
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Crazy you don't have to roll for that.
00:17:40.720 --> 00:17:42.400
No, because he's grappled, so he's pinned down.
00:17:42.880 --> 00:17:43.519
You're pinning him down.
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Oh, really?
00:17:44.400 --> 00:17:46.799
I'm on top of the That's quite true.
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You're losing a lot of blood, but you're on top of it.
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Look, guys, I'm on top.
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Ignore the blood.
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And start in your head.
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I'm really hurt.
00:17:54.799 --> 00:18:01.519
So he's pinned down uh and he's got one arm free, so you I'm saying you can just chuck it over his head and it'll be a little bit.
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I blast suit it, cowboy style.
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Pull it tight, and the rope then goes perpendicular up, and I and I climb up into this in uh uh interdimensional space.
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And in the same role, I can start pulling him up.
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Yeah, I like that.
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Oh, I start yanking him.
00:18:17.920 --> 00:18:19.519
So give me a strength roll.
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So he's gonna do a strength.
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I couldn't lift him.
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Yeah, no.
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Jesus a one.
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Oh this has gotta be like, I don't understand.
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Like, how can I keep rolling ones and never twenty?
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Because it's a one.
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I think that should.
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This could be really fucking bad for me.
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A one.
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I'm gonna say the rope snaps.
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So that's that plan out the one though.
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The rope isn't self-fixing.
00:18:43.839 --> 00:18:51.200
Well, you could you're gonna need to if you want to try that again, you're gonna need to cast it again in my assume again because it's a one, so it's it's a critical fail.
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God damn it, Fanny!
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Control your D20 next time.
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Yeah, mine's is good.
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Okay, uh, then it's Sean, so Sean's seeing everyone.
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Wait, I'm in the interdimensional space, just hanging above in the air.
00:19:04.960 --> 00:19:06.880
Yeah, you're just holding onto the rope, like, oh fuck.
00:19:07.279 --> 00:19:09.920
But but at a certain point, I'm also like, at least I'm safe.
00:19:11.759 --> 00:19:17.519
Okay, so then uh Sean's gonna go, so Sean's like, oh fuck, everyone's in a lot of trouble here.
00:19:17.839 --> 00:19:22.400
So Sean is gonna go, so Sean can do two-handed combat.
00:19:22.559 --> 00:19:24.960
So he's gonna do two attacks on this guy.
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So Sean's gonna go with the Semitar first, so he's gonna roll to hat.
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Oh, Sean.
00:19:30.799 --> 00:19:34.480
Uh Sean hits, so he does four damage in the first hit.
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Know how many hit points this thing has.
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Oh, yeah, no, exactly.
00:19:39.599 --> 00:19:40.160
It has a lot.
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He's like 40.
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Yeah, and then he goes with his whip next Sean just hits again and he does seven damage this time.
00:19:49.759 --> 00:19:56.720
But Sean's whip also has uh Sean's whip has slow to it.
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So Sean actually has mastery of a whip already, and we say he learned that in the circus.
00:20:02.559 --> 00:20:04.400
Oh my god, he's full of surprises.
00:20:04.799 --> 00:20:05.200
Yeah.
00:20:05.519 --> 00:20:14.079
So he's just reduced the thing, uh primeval's uh speed by ten, so he's gonna be able to move slower now.
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That's kind of good.
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Kinda good.
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It's not amazing.
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I'm not clapping it, but it's more than I did.
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It's not nothing.
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She snapped the rope.
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And Sean's gonna add one of his psionic powers to it.
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So he's gonna add a D6 of damage, so he does an extra three damage to it as well.
00:20:33.119 --> 00:20:35.519
Does Prime look like he's wounded a little bit?
00:20:35.759 --> 00:20:37.680
It doesn't look like he's bothered at all.
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He's not bothered at all.
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He's just lit a cigarette, like Is that all you got?
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Tell tell the girl to do the rope thing again.
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The girl?
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Well, uh, it's prime evil.
00:20:53.279 --> 00:20:53.839
That's what I mean.
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This guy's gonna fucking down.
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And also I just realized this as well.
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Sean can do another attack called Second Wind.
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So he's gonna do that as well.
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And Sean does six damage again, okay.
00:21:04.480 --> 00:21:06.720
And then it is Bill Futler.
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Okay, I wanna know what the Phantasmal Force is.
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I can make him think that there's a thing, and that is a bonus one along with his.
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I'm just gonna use it because I've never used it before.
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It's my first time.
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See what it does.
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Oh, I see what it does.
00:21:23.359 --> 00:21:23.839
You bet.
00:21:24.079 --> 00:21:27.279
I don't think phantasmal force is a bonus action for you, is it?
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Is it?
00:21:28.319 --> 00:21:30.079
I don't uh you've took it.
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Hold on.
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It's not.
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Okay, what is what is it?
00:21:33.200 --> 00:21:36.079
It does just a normal attack roll spell.
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So uh you attempt to craft an illusion in the mind of a creature you can see within range.
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The target makes the intelligence favour saving throw.
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On a failed save, you create a phantasmal object, creature, or other phenomenon no larger than a ten foot cube that is perceivable to only the target.
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Uh so then the target can study.
00:22:00.240 --> 00:22:04.559
To do that, and then he has to basically make turns until he realizes it's not real.
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Every turn he has to take 2D8 psychic damage.
00:22:08.160 --> 00:22:10.559
Okay, but the rat one is a bonus one.
00:22:10.799 --> 00:22:11.839
Yeah, your bag of tricks.
00:22:12.079 --> 00:22:14.000
Okay, well, I'm pulling out a bag of rats.
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Just so you can have No, like I'm going for the rat.
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Why?
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And then because it'll attack it.
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It'll attack it.
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It'll give it something else to focus on.
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Hopefully it's not a raven.
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Isn't the rat like big too?
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So it's never just the one thing.
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So there's eight different animals in the bag.
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Right.
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Yeah.
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Right.
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So roll me a D8 and I'll tell you which one you get.
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Okay.
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Seven.
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Savage.
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A badger appeals.
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Oh, well, we know a honey badger.
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Badger of death.
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Honey badger don't give a shit.
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The badger of death is finally.
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There is now a badger in the room that Bill Futler commands.
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And it's just like normal badger size.
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It's a normal size badger.
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Don't worry, everybody.
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My badger's out of the bad.
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To be fair, we were talking about a badger earlier and he badgers bite the balls of lions.
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Yeah, we're gonna trust me.
00:23:03.759 --> 00:23:05.759
This badger, I've seen this thing attacked.
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Do you want the badger to attack?
00:23:07.599 --> 00:23:08.400
Of course I do.
00:23:08.559 --> 00:23:14.559
After, and then I'm gonna do my so you can demand the badger as a bonus action.
00:23:16.000 --> 00:23:18.559
That's Tom trying to be Doctor Strange.
00:23:18.799 --> 00:23:21.200
Boo Fantasmo.
00:23:22.000 --> 00:23:22.559
What is it?
00:23:23.039 --> 00:23:23.680
Force.
00:23:24.000 --> 00:23:27.680
Fantasmal force.
00:23:28.400 --> 00:23:29.839
I don't know what it does.
00:23:30.240 --> 00:23:31.440
I just want to see.
00:23:31.680 --> 00:23:32.000
Right.
00:23:32.079 --> 00:23:35.119
So roll me a d20 and I'll tell you if the badger hurts.
00:23:35.279 --> 00:23:38.640
Okay, D20, Badger gets a one.
00:23:39.279 --> 00:23:41.279
Oh, fuck off, guys.
00:23:41.519 --> 00:23:43.519
Guys, we can't be rolling ones.
00:23:43.759 --> 00:23:45.680
We're trying so hard, no.
00:23:46.559 --> 00:23:47.839
The badger bites your face.
00:23:48.240 --> 00:23:49.119
Gareth, you can't.
00:23:49.200 --> 00:23:50.319
This is not a personal failing.
00:23:50.799 --> 00:23:53.599
You can't roll the pawns against primeval.
00:23:53.759 --> 00:23:54.319
This is fucking.
00:23:54.720 --> 00:23:55.680
Yeah, well, don't worry.
00:23:55.759 --> 00:23:57.839
That's my I'm just getting him out of the way here.
00:23:57.920 --> 00:23:59.359
So that's a critical fail.
00:23:59.440 --> 00:24:04.480
So I'm gonna say the badger goes up and tries to hap Primeval, but Primeval has big horns.
00:24:04.559 --> 00:24:06.480
He's like a big kind of dragon-looking thing.
00:24:06.559 --> 00:24:06.720
Yeah.
00:24:06.799 --> 00:24:13.680
So as he goes to happen, he misses and stabs his hand, one of his paws on the horn, and he takes two damage.
00:24:13.759 --> 00:24:15.920
So the badger has one health point left.
00:24:17.519 --> 00:24:19.599
Deep fighting, old boy.
00:24:20.160 --> 00:24:22.640
And then you want to cast Phantasmal Force.
00:24:22.960 --> 00:24:24.000
Phantasmal Force.
00:24:24.079 --> 00:24:24.960
This is the big one.
00:24:25.440 --> 00:24:27.839
Okay, so that's just he you don't need to roll anything for this.
00:24:27.920 --> 00:24:28.720
So he has to roll.
00:24:29.920 --> 00:24:30.480
That's a good one.
00:24:32.480 --> 00:24:33.920
It was not gonna go well.
00:24:34.319 --> 00:24:35.759
Sadden I fooled myself.
00:24:36.880 --> 00:24:39.519
Do you think uh when the badger gets hurt, do you get hurt?
00:24:39.680 --> 00:24:39.920
Huh?
00:24:40.079 --> 00:24:41.519
When the badger gets hurt, do you get hurt?
00:24:41.680 --> 00:24:43.680
It's in my bag of badgers.
00:24:43.920 --> 00:24:45.839
I got a bag of badgers.
00:24:46.559 --> 00:24:47.599
My thing.
00:24:48.160 --> 00:24:50.000
So uh what I'm known for.
00:24:50.240 --> 00:24:56.240
Primeval had to roll an intelligence saving throw that had to be a 14 or higher, and he rolled an 11.
00:24:56.720 --> 00:25:03.119
Yes! So now you tell me what thing you're trying created in the mind of him?
00:25:03.279 --> 00:25:03.680
Uh-huh.
00:25:03.920 --> 00:25:05.039
And does it do damage?
00:25:05.119 --> 00:25:05.920
Does this damage?
00:25:06.079 --> 00:25:12.240
Yeah, it does two-day psychic damage each turn until he realizes it's not real.
00:25:12.880 --> 00:25:15.359
Just try and fucking confuse him, make him panic.
00:25:15.599 --> 00:25:17.440
Anxiety, give him a panic attack.
00:25:17.759 --> 00:25:19.920
I create trauma.
00:25:20.319 --> 00:25:22.000
Another prime evil.
00:25:22.319 --> 00:25:27.119
He thinks that there's another one of him that's on our side.
00:25:27.279 --> 00:25:27.519
Right.
00:25:27.680 --> 00:25:29.519
That's kicking the fuck out of him.
00:25:29.759 --> 00:25:32.240
Or maybe a massive badger.
00:25:32.559 --> 00:25:33.359
That's this.
00:25:33.680 --> 00:25:35.359
You gotta put down the badger thing.
00:25:35.599 --> 00:25:38.880
I think the other prime evil is like exactly like him, but better looking.
00:25:39.359 --> 00:25:40.079
Better looking.
00:25:40.240 --> 00:25:41.519
So it's also like a self-esteem.
00:25:42.079 --> 00:25:42.880
What's that thing you were saying?
00:25:42.960 --> 00:25:43.759
That's a choppel ganger.
00:25:44.240 --> 00:25:45.359
He's a choppel ganger.
00:25:45.680 --> 00:25:47.440
Prime, prime handsome.
00:25:47.599 --> 00:25:48.880
Yeah, prime handsome.
00:25:49.279 --> 00:25:51.440
Okay, so roll me a d8 twice.
00:25:51.839 --> 00:25:53.039
And this is this damage.
00:25:53.119 --> 00:25:53.920
This is actual damage.
00:25:54.079 --> 00:25:55.200
Yeah, this is his psychic damage.
00:25:55.440 --> 00:25:56.160
Two eights, Tom.
00:25:56.240 --> 00:25:56.960
We need two eights.
00:25:57.200 --> 00:25:58.160
We got one eight.
00:25:58.480 --> 00:25:59.519
Come on, brother.
00:25:59.759 --> 00:26:00.400
One eight.
00:26:00.559 --> 00:26:01.759
One more for me, Tommy.
00:26:02.000 --> 00:26:02.559
One eight.
00:26:02.880 --> 00:26:03.039
Ten.
00:26:03.519 --> 00:26:04.559
Ten damage.
00:26:04.960 --> 00:26:05.680
That's good.
00:26:05.839 --> 00:26:08.000
And this thing is in it.
00:26:08.640 --> 00:26:08.880
That's good.
00:26:09.119 --> 00:26:11.279
Okay, is there anything else you're wanting to do, Tom?
00:26:11.680 --> 00:26:12.880
Can I do anything else?
00:26:13.039 --> 00:26:14.079
Well, uh, show me.
00:26:14.319 --> 00:26:14.799
Hold on.
00:26:15.039 --> 00:26:16.319
I think I've done it, right?
00:26:17.279 --> 00:26:21.680
You can cast healing world as a bonus action and try and give back bonus appeals.
00:26:22.079 --> 00:26:22.640
Heal him.
00:26:22.799 --> 00:26:25.519
Dude, we forgot you also have your own health elixir on you.
00:26:26.480 --> 00:26:27.440
I was gonna gub that.
00:26:28.079 --> 00:26:28.640
What do I get?
00:26:28.799 --> 00:26:29.440
What do I do?
00:26:30.160 --> 00:26:31.039
What do you think it tastes like?
00:26:31.200 --> 00:26:31.519
It's okay.
00:26:31.680 --> 00:26:32.799
Healing wounds here.
00:26:33.039 --> 00:26:33.920
Pineapple juice.
00:26:34.400 --> 00:26:37.279
Bean wants us to come back with good tasting.
00:26:39.359 --> 00:26:40.640
Two D four.
00:26:40.960 --> 00:26:41.680
And level two.
00:26:41.920 --> 00:26:42.960
So I get three of these.
00:26:43.119 --> 00:26:44.319
Yeah, if you cast it, a level two.
00:26:44.480 --> 00:26:46.240
Yeah, I'm healing them for three of these.
00:26:46.400 --> 00:26:47.119
Thank you.
00:26:47.359 --> 00:26:48.240
So what is that?
00:26:49.119 --> 00:26:49.680
Two.
00:26:50.000 --> 00:26:51.599
Here's your hit points back.
00:26:51.839 --> 00:26:55.039
Two, four, six.
00:26:55.599 --> 00:26:57.200
You got six hit points back.
00:26:57.359 --> 00:26:59.519
It's easy to roll three twos in a row.
00:26:59.839 --> 00:27:01.119
Okay, so you got six back.
00:27:01.200 --> 00:27:01.839
What you up to now?
00:27:02.079 --> 00:27:02.640
Six back.
00:27:03.200 --> 00:27:04.240
I was on four ten.
00:27:04.640 --> 00:27:05.759
Got a badger going.
00:27:05.920 --> 00:27:07.440
I got him in his mind.
00:27:07.759 --> 00:27:09.599
Start punching this thing.
00:27:09.759 --> 00:27:11.440
I say, you know what we should do next?
00:27:11.680 --> 00:27:12.880
I know what I'm gonna do next.
00:27:13.039 --> 00:27:13.359
Okay.
00:27:13.599 --> 00:27:15.920
Do you want to tell everybody or are you gonna wait till you're turn?
00:27:16.160 --> 00:27:20.319
Well, if I get the next shot off, what like it's initiative, right?
00:27:20.559 --> 00:27:24.319
Yeah, but you could tell if you just could all plan an attack together if she's gonna.
00:27:24.640 --> 00:27:30.079
I'm gonna take the immovable bar and while he's on the ground, I'm gonna put it on his neck.
00:27:30.319 --> 00:27:31.920
That's really good.
00:27:32.160 --> 00:27:32.880
That's really good.
00:27:34.319 --> 00:27:34.880
That's a great move.
00:27:35.119 --> 00:27:35.920
Get him down.
00:27:36.000 --> 00:27:36.480
So we can't.
00:27:36.720 --> 00:27:38.079
You could do that now if you wanted to.
00:27:38.400 --> 00:27:38.880
Do it now.
00:27:39.039 --> 00:27:40.559
Do it now and I've got the best next now.
00:27:42.240 --> 00:27:44.000
Do it now and I've got the best move.
00:27:44.559 --> 00:27:45.279
Can Sean do it now?
00:27:45.759 --> 00:27:46.799
Yeah, Tom can do it now.
00:27:47.519 --> 00:27:49.839
He can do fucking five things in one turn.
00:27:50.319 --> 00:27:51.200
The great move.
00:27:51.839 --> 00:27:52.480
I'm all for it.
00:27:53.599 --> 00:27:54.000
He's down.
00:27:54.160 --> 00:27:59.519
And I'm happy it's all getting to be done, but I'm also surprised that it's the bag, the spell.
00:27:59.759 --> 00:28:01.519
He I tell you he gets a lot of bonus actions.
00:28:01.839 --> 00:28:04.400
The bag's a bonus action, healing word's a bonus action.
00:28:04.640 --> 00:28:06.480
You can do as many bonus actions as you want.
00:28:06.640 --> 00:28:09.920
No, he gets so his bag counts as a bonus action.
00:28:10.559 --> 00:28:12.720
Has healing word as a bonus action?
00:28:12.880 --> 00:28:15.519
Uh and you can do as many bonus ones as you want.
00:28:16.319 --> 00:28:18.480
No, so then the spell is an attack action.
00:28:18.640 --> 00:28:18.799
Yeah.
00:28:18.960 --> 00:28:24.079
And then he gets so then he can he gets like a move action, so he could like pull back or do something else.
00:28:24.640 --> 00:28:25.200
Fucking killer.
00:28:25.680 --> 00:28:27.119
But Bill is fucking killer.
00:28:27.359 --> 00:28:27.599
Right.
00:28:27.680 --> 00:28:28.160
Do that.
00:28:28.400 --> 00:28:33.119
Bill is putting the immovable thing on spinning them down.
00:28:33.599 --> 00:28:33.759
Okay.
00:28:33.839 --> 00:28:35.039
And now it's Garrison.
00:28:35.359 --> 00:28:35.440
Right.
00:28:35.519 --> 00:28:37.680
Well, that changes everything of what I was gonna do.
00:28:37.920 --> 00:28:42.400
Now, what I really want to do is I would like to cast pants.
00:28:42.640 --> 00:28:45.839
Uh he's been wearing pants this whole time.
00:28:46.160 --> 00:28:47.680
Liam, I have a question.
00:28:47.839 --> 00:28:53.759
Because this immovable bar is now choking out, like just slightly choking uh primeval.
00:28:53.920 --> 00:28:55.359
Is he like turned on?
00:28:55.599 --> 00:28:58.960
What's what the sex and it's autoerotic association?
00:28:59.039 --> 00:29:00.000
You've done that to him.
00:29:00.640 --> 00:29:02.799
That's all we're in battle now.
00:29:03.599 --> 00:29:04.480
I'm asking.
00:29:04.559 --> 00:29:07.680
I'm can I come out of wild shape and then cast?
00:29:07.839 --> 00:29:08.400
Yeah.
00:29:08.720 --> 00:29:09.119
Right.
00:29:09.359 --> 00:29:11.200
Okay, he's not turned on out all the three.
00:29:11.279 --> 00:29:12.960
If it was an even, I would have said it was turned on.
00:29:13.119 --> 00:29:13.440
Okay.
00:29:14.319 --> 00:29:15.920
Okay, so it's a gamble.
00:29:16.160 --> 00:29:18.799
I'm gonna go back to I'm gonna come out of wild shape.
00:29:18.880 --> 00:29:19.119
Okay.
00:29:19.279 --> 00:29:21.200
And go back to being little old Don.
00:29:21.519 --> 00:29:21.680
Okay.
00:29:22.160 --> 00:29:24.960
And I'm gonna cast heat metal.
00:29:25.279 --> 00:29:26.640
Okay, so then the rod.
00:29:27.039 --> 00:29:27.359
Right.
00:29:27.759 --> 00:29:28.799
Eh, okay.
00:29:28.960 --> 00:29:32.000
I'm gonna try and work out what type of damage that would be.
00:29:32.400 --> 00:29:34.240
As long as it doesn't destroy the rod.
00:29:34.480 --> 00:29:36.240
It won't destroy the rod, it'll just be.
00:29:36.720 --> 00:29:39.599
No, I'm just heating it the fuck up so it can go through its neck.
00:29:39.839 --> 00:29:40.319
Nice.
00:29:40.880 --> 00:29:43.680
So I'll say that's I think that's a really good plan.
00:29:43.759 --> 00:29:44.640
I'm knocking everything over.
00:29:44.880 --> 00:29:45.440
I'm too excited.
00:29:45.759 --> 00:29:47.359
Can you read heat metal to me?
00:29:47.519 --> 00:29:48.559
Do you want me to read heat metal?
00:29:48.720 --> 00:29:49.359
What it says.
00:29:49.680 --> 00:29:58.799
Uh choose a manufactured metal object, such as any metal weapon or suit or heavy or medium metal armor that you can see within range.
00:29:58.960 --> 00:30:03.759
You cause the object to glow red hot, piercing any primeval skin.
00:30:04.079 --> 00:30:11.599
Uh the object takes two D8 fire damage when you cast the spell until the spell ends.
00:30:11.759 --> 00:30:18.799
You can take a bonus action on each of your last later turns to deal this damage again if the object is within range.
00:30:19.039 --> 00:30:19.359
Right.
00:30:19.440 --> 00:30:22.480
So uh about primeval was obviously improv.
00:30:22.960 --> 00:30:27.759
Yeah, but he so uh prime evil is a red dragon, which means he's a fire dragon.
00:30:27.839 --> 00:30:28.079
Yeah.
00:30:28.240 --> 00:30:31.680
So he's immune to fire damage, so he wouldn't take any damage from that.
00:30:33.119 --> 00:30:34.960
It was a really good thought, Gareth.
00:30:35.200 --> 00:30:36.640
And I wouldn't beat yourself up too much.
00:30:38.000 --> 00:30:39.359
Why are you so dumb?
00:30:39.839 --> 00:30:40.720
Good bills.
00:30:41.200 --> 00:30:43.599
But surely it fire is still going through its.
00:30:44.240 --> 00:30:45.839
He looks like he's already on fire.
00:30:46.160 --> 00:30:47.680
So I guess he would kind of like it even more.
00:30:48.079 --> 00:30:51.279
He says fire damage, that's just Yeah.
00:30:52.240 --> 00:30:53.279
Can I do anything else?
00:30:53.519 --> 00:30:54.720
Well, have you got other spells?
00:30:54.880 --> 00:30:57.279
You came out of wild shape, so came out of wild shape.
00:30:57.359 --> 00:30:58.160
Why don't you just hit it?
00:30:58.880 --> 00:30:59.759
Fucking punch it.
00:31:00.160 --> 00:31:01.039
Uh trident.
00:31:01.200 --> 00:31:03.519
You go, okay, so it'll be in the attack section.
00:31:03.839 --> 00:31:04.960
But because you're over it, right?
00:31:05.119 --> 00:31:07.359
So why don't you just trident to the heart?
00:31:07.519 --> 00:31:07.680
Okay.
00:31:07.920 --> 00:31:09.680
I'm also up above in the air over it.
00:31:10.000 --> 00:31:12.799
Yeah, one D8 piercing damage range, 60 feet.
00:31:12.880 --> 00:31:15.759
Uh so you're just wanting to stab it down because you're on top of them right now.
00:31:15.920 --> 00:31:16.000
Yeah.
00:31:16.240 --> 00:31:18.160
Okay, so uh roll to attack.
00:31:18.400 --> 00:31:18.720
D8?
00:31:18.960 --> 00:31:19.839
Uh D twenty.
00:31:20.640 --> 00:31:21.119
D twenty.
00:31:21.519 --> 00:31:24.079
Oh fuck, I want to get this thing rolling.
00:31:24.319 --> 00:31:25.119
That didn't roll.
00:31:28.240 --> 00:31:28.799
Of course, of.
00:31:29.200 --> 00:31:31.039
So then it is how much damage is it?
00:31:31.200 --> 00:31:33.440
I don't mean what's the damage on the trident?
00:31:33.599 --> 00:31:35.440
Uh one D8 piercing damage.
00:31:35.680 --> 00:31:36.799
Uh okay, so roll that.
00:31:37.200 --> 00:31:37.599
Six.
00:31:37.759 --> 00:31:38.559
Six, okay.
00:31:38.799 --> 00:31:39.519
It's not bad.
00:31:39.759 --> 00:31:41.119
Is there anything else you want to do?
00:31:41.279 --> 00:31:43.279
You got bonus actions, you want to jump off of him.
00:31:43.519 --> 00:31:47.519
I would like to get as far away from him now as fucking possible.
00:31:47.759 --> 00:31:48.000
Okay.
00:31:48.240 --> 00:31:49.359
No one's gonna blame me for that.
00:31:49.440 --> 00:31:52.559
No one's gonna blame me for being a little bit cowardice, I guess I would say.
00:31:52.880 --> 00:31:53.359
Little bit coward.
00:31:53.599 --> 00:31:54.079
A little bit cardard.
00:31:54.799 --> 00:31:56.559
Coming from fucking or no, you know what?
00:31:56.799 --> 00:31:58.079
We're a team, calm down.
00:31:58.319 --> 00:31:59.759
Where was I a coward?
00:32:00.000 --> 00:32:02.000
Oh you ran away immediately.
00:32:02.160 --> 00:32:03.759
No, I got behind him.
00:32:04.160 --> 00:32:04.960
What did you gotta do?
00:32:05.119 --> 00:32:06.720
I would like to wreck on something.
00:32:06.960 --> 00:32:07.279
Rec?
00:32:07.440 --> 00:32:10.799
Yeah, isn't like wreck on it and like go back to do over.
00:32:11.119 --> 00:32:11.519
Recon.
00:32:12.000 --> 00:32:12.240
Yeah.
00:32:12.400 --> 00:32:14.079
Or can I do it now and it'll still work?
00:32:14.240 --> 00:32:14.960
I haven't done a bear.
00:32:15.279 --> 00:32:16.240
I haven't done a pun.
00:32:16.720 --> 00:32:17.599
Oh, right.
00:32:17.759 --> 00:32:19.839
Well, that's a me for messing that, so I'll say that's fine.
00:32:22.000 --> 00:32:24.400
Bear with me while we re- do a redo.
00:32:26.079 --> 00:32:26.960
You're doing a redo.
00:32:27.279 --> 00:32:28.640
Well, no, no, we're just punning it.
00:32:29.440 --> 00:32:30.240
I know it's fine.
00:32:30.319 --> 00:32:31.920
Well, are you wanting to take back that attack?
00:32:32.160 --> 00:32:33.279
No, I don't want to take back the attack.
00:32:33.359 --> 00:32:34.240
I want the attack to still go.
00:32:35.920 --> 00:32:36.640
Yeah, it's still valid.
00:32:36.720 --> 00:32:37.200
That's on me.
00:32:37.599 --> 00:32:40.960
Uh I would like to Yeah, just get the fuck out of harm's way.
00:32:41.119 --> 00:32:41.359
All right.
00:32:42.240 --> 00:32:43.680
Tom's put his hat backwards.
00:32:44.000 --> 00:32:44.480
This yeah.
00:32:45.119 --> 00:32:47.680
I'm getting ready to f yeah.
00:32:47.839 --> 00:32:49.519
Dawn just wants to scuttle away.
00:32:49.920 --> 00:32:50.240
Okay.
00:32:50.400 --> 00:32:52.720
Uh does he And again, totally reasonable.
00:32:52.960 --> 00:32:53.440
It is, it is.
00:32:53.599 --> 00:32:55.839
Does it say what your speed does at the top of your character shape?
00:32:56.240 --> 00:32:56.480
Quick.
00:32:56.720 --> 00:33:00.000
Like a like a like a like a flash, like a whippet.
00:33:00.240 --> 00:33:01.759
Uh 30 feet walking.
00:33:02.079 --> 00:33:02.319
Right.
00:33:02.480 --> 00:33:07.039
So yeah, we'll say that you you're about 30 feet away from him now in the lighthouse.
00:33:07.359 --> 00:33:07.599
Beautiful.
00:33:07.759 --> 00:33:09.440
Well, the light you walked there.
00:33:09.759 --> 00:33:10.000
Yeah.
00:33:11.359 --> 00:33:14.000
I was gonna say the lighthouse is probably about 30 feet wide.
00:33:14.319 --> 00:33:14.400
Okay.
00:33:14.559 --> 00:33:15.599
So I'm just up against the wall.
00:33:15.759 --> 00:33:16.799
This is 15 feet away.
00:33:17.359 --> 00:33:20.799
I'm I mean, we'll say it's 60 feet wide and then it's 30.
00:33:21.039 --> 00:33:24.640
I mean, yeah, it's the difference between diameter and so just you know, that's fine.
00:33:24.880 --> 00:33:24.960
Okay.
00:33:25.279 --> 00:33:26.079
It's been a lot of math.
00:33:26.319 --> 00:33:28.960
I'm trying to make up, I'm trying to make up for not knowing prime numbers.
00:33:29.279 --> 00:33:31.680
Okay, uh, it's now primeval.
00:33:32.640 --> 00:33:34.319
That was a big deal.
00:33:34.960 --> 00:33:38.960
This is the difference between education in the 80s and 90s.
00:33:39.440 --> 00:33:44.400
It's because you're reminded with kids, like I, you know, because we don't have to prime numbers.
00:33:44.640 --> 00:33:45.119
What do you mean?
00:33:45.279 --> 00:33:47.279
Well, it's been years since we've done prime numbers.
00:33:47.440 --> 00:33:53.279
Like at least what you think I I think you did it with fucking your daughter a week ago.
00:33:54.799 --> 00:33:56.720
What when she was yelling at me?
00:33:56.960 --> 00:33:57.440
Yeah.
00:33:57.759 --> 00:33:59.599
Look how gifted I am.
00:34:00.160 --> 00:34:01.920
54 is a prime number.
00:34:02.160 --> 00:34:03.279
55 isn't.
00:34:03.440 --> 00:34:04.480
56 isn't.
00:34:04.640 --> 00:34:06.079
Ooh, I feel okay.
00:34:06.480 --> 00:34:07.119
Is it my turn now?
00:34:07.200 --> 00:34:07.599
Or no prime?
00:34:08.480 --> 00:34:12.400
Well, so he tried to move the unmovable bar, but that is a DC 30.
00:34:12.480 --> 00:34:15.280
So he would need to get 30 on a dice to do that.
00:34:15.440 --> 00:34:25.679
So he's not managing that, so he's not moved the bar, but he does have dragon breath that he can use once, so he's gonna try well every five to six turns, which I mean probably.
00:34:26.079 --> 00:34:27.039
Where is he pointing it?
00:34:27.360 --> 00:34:34.400
So uh what I'm saying is Sean with Sean's been slashing him, so he's right next to him, so he can't move his head down.
00:34:34.639 --> 00:34:39.199
Don't jump off Dom's jump Dawn jumped off and ran.
00:34:39.599 --> 00:34:42.320
Don was just a Dom on top of him, yeah.
00:34:42.559 --> 00:34:45.199
And Mary's a little fucking sub struggling away.
00:34:45.440 --> 00:34:45.760
Beta.
00:34:46.159 --> 00:34:46.320
Yeah.
00:34:46.639 --> 00:34:48.320
Bottom as a beta movie.
00:34:48.559 --> 00:35:00.159
Bell is uh somewhere well, you would be did you you are somewhat next to him, but he can't turn his head because he's so the only person he can look up and see it would be Kate in the other realm.
00:35:00.559 --> 00:35:02.480
His spells don't enter my internet, does it?
00:35:02.800 --> 00:35:04.559
They blow a bunch of fire into your room.
00:35:06.960 --> 00:35:09.679
Oh my gosh, sorry, I'm freaking out right now.
00:35:10.480 --> 00:35:14.079
Attack spells and other effects can't pass into or out of the space.
00:35:14.320 --> 00:35:15.760
All right, actually, Liam.
00:35:16.159 --> 00:35:16.559
Sorry.
00:35:16.639 --> 00:35:19.599
Well, he can't do that, and there's nothing really else he can do.
00:35:20.639 --> 00:35:25.840
He could turn his head and try and hang a bit that so yeah.
00:35:26.000 --> 00:35:28.480
Well, he's gonna he's gonna try and aim at Bill then.
00:35:28.719 --> 00:35:29.519
I'm so sorry, Bill.
00:35:30.880 --> 00:35:31.039
Yeah.
00:35:31.199 --> 00:35:31.519
Yeah.
00:35:32.000 --> 00:35:33.599
Why is he coming for me?
00:35:34.239 --> 00:35:35.360
Well, he could do it to me.
00:35:35.840 --> 00:35:37.280
Ah, don't worry about it.
00:35:37.840 --> 00:35:38.719
I'm I'm fast.
00:35:39.039 --> 00:35:39.920
I got one of my badges.
00:35:40.239 --> 00:35:42.000
I got my twinkle toes going on.
00:35:42.320 --> 00:35:46.719
Okay, so uh Tom, give me a dexterity saving throw.
00:35:46.960 --> 00:35:48.559
So 15.
00:35:49.119 --> 00:35:51.440
15, you might you I think I'm good.
00:35:51.760 --> 00:35:53.440
Your savings throw is a four.
00:35:53.840 --> 00:35:57.199
But I could also be bardenick, bardicking it.
00:35:58.079 --> 00:35:59.519
Plus fees, that's eighteen.
00:35:59.840 --> 00:36:00.239
Eighteen.
00:36:00.559 --> 00:36:01.920
So you are gonna take.
00:36:02.159 --> 00:36:04.239
Plus I danced, I danced around it.
00:36:04.719 --> 00:36:06.400
You know how quick I am on my toes.
00:36:07.039 --> 00:36:08.639
Half of well done.
00:36:08.880 --> 00:36:10.800
You saw me do the Pittsburgh shuffle.
00:36:10.960 --> 00:36:12.639
The Louisiana Wolves.
00:36:13.039 --> 00:36:14.480
The Sarasota Swing.
00:36:14.800 --> 00:36:16.880
The Sarasota Swing! That's another one.
00:36:17.039 --> 00:36:18.239
That was a big one.
00:36:19.119 --> 00:36:21.840
You take 17 damage.
00:36:22.159 --> 00:36:23.599
Oh shit.
00:36:23.920 --> 00:36:25.119
Oh no, and he only has eight.
00:36:25.599 --> 00:36:26.639
No, I'm fine, man.
00:36:26.880 --> 00:36:27.440
You got one.
00:36:27.599 --> 00:36:28.239
I got one.
00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:29.360
Oh fuck.
00:36:29.599 --> 00:36:30.320
Not to worry.
00:36:30.480 --> 00:36:31.440
But he can cast the health.
00:36:31.840 --> 00:36:33.280
No, he's sweat it.
00:36:33.760 --> 00:36:35.039
Not a pussy, okay?
00:36:35.280 --> 00:36:36.639
Like we're all good.
00:36:37.039 --> 00:36:39.119
Bill's just dancing but severely burnt.
00:36:39.360 --> 00:36:40.559
Yeah, a little burnt.
00:36:41.199 --> 00:36:41.360
Okay.
00:36:42.880 --> 00:36:47.119
I would like to throw darts at him from my high up safe layer.
00:36:47.360 --> 00:36:49.199
I was gonna master darts and I didn't.
00:36:49.280 --> 00:36:50.639
Um, but uh yeah.
00:36:50.880 --> 00:36:51.760
So D20?
00:36:52.079 --> 00:36:52.239
Yeah.
00:36:52.480 --> 00:36:53.679
And then plus four.
00:36:54.559 --> 00:36:56.159
Nine plus four, thirteen.
00:36:56.480 --> 00:36:57.679
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
00:36:57.760 --> 00:36:59.039
So that you mess with a dar.
00:37:02.400 --> 00:37:05.280
I've let's I I've repaired the rope.
00:37:05.599 --> 00:37:07.199
So that's another spell.
00:37:07.920 --> 00:37:11.039
No, I'm not making a whole new dimension.
00:37:11.360 --> 00:37:14.960
Well, I cause the rope snapped, you would I would say that's gonna class.
00:37:15.039 --> 00:37:15.760
But I'll give you that.
00:37:15.840 --> 00:37:16.800
So that's your two first.
00:37:17.039 --> 00:37:18.719
I'll I'll say the rope's repaired.
00:37:19.199 --> 00:37:21.840
It is hard what but Tom just gender better character.
00:37:21.920 --> 00:37:26.079
That's uh like it's hard watching Tom do like 18 things in his turn.
00:37:26.320 --> 00:37:28.400
And you do like one, and then you're like, okay, no.
00:37:28.800 --> 00:37:30.639
I cast men's ropes.
00:37:30.880 --> 00:37:31.360
Yeah.
00:37:32.079 --> 00:37:32.719
Fucking ass.
00:37:33.280 --> 00:37:35.679
So if you do that, you're out a six year old.
00:37:37.760 --> 00:37:38.480
I've missed it.
00:37:38.719 --> 00:37:41.280
Look, but I did try and attack from my app word.
00:37:41.519 --> 00:37:42.159
I did try.
00:37:42.480 --> 00:37:45.519
Once you do it repair the rope, you're out of second level spells, basically.
00:37:45.760 --> 00:37:47.119
What second level spells?
00:37:47.440 --> 00:37:48.880
By repairing the rope?
00:37:49.199 --> 00:37:53.280
But the rope trick will continue for an hour.
00:37:53.599 --> 00:37:55.199
Yeah, but the rope snapped.
00:37:55.360 --> 00:38:00.159
So But if I don't cast it, the interdimensional space rem is useless.
00:38:00.480 --> 00:38:12.639
Well, it's because the rope snapped, because you got a one when you were trying to uh But I'm saying if I don't if I don't cast it again to fix the rope, my interdimensional space is useless.
00:38:12.719 --> 00:38:13.760
I'm just hiding out in it.
00:38:14.239 --> 00:38:24.719
So you're start so it's because the rope snaps, so you would need to depair the rope unless you're gonna say that I mean, are you gonna just hide in it and keep throwing darts?
00:38:25.039 --> 00:38:28.480
Let me read the thing quickly and I'll Well I don't know why he's trying to talk me out of it.
00:38:28.559 --> 00:38:34.320
So I'm like, because what else I'm I'm in I'm in the international sp space hiding up with a broken rope.
00:38:34.400 --> 00:38:42.480
So either I use up my second spell and fix the rope, or I don't, I remain safe and just keep trying to hit the arts aren't gonna do shit though.
00:38:42.719 --> 00:38:44.480
Oh, you don't say that's fanny.
00:38:44.559 --> 00:38:49.920
The anything that drops anything inside the space drops out when the spell ends.
00:38:50.079 --> 00:38:50.400
Yeah.
00:38:50.559 --> 00:38:55.199
So if he was in the space and you ended the spell, he's just gonna fall into space again.
00:38:55.280 --> 00:38:55.360
Oh.
00:38:56.320 --> 00:38:58.239
I said yeah, way too early.
00:38:58.400 --> 00:39:02.239
Guys, I just learned that um when the spell ends, he would just drop back out.
00:39:02.480 --> 00:39:02.880
Yeah.
00:39:03.039 --> 00:39:03.599
Yeah.
00:39:03.920 --> 00:39:05.119
So there's no no good.
00:39:05.440 --> 00:39:06.559
He's in a bar, anyways.
00:39:06.639 --> 00:39:08.320
We've got him on the ground.
00:39:08.559 --> 00:39:11.280
So I'm not gonna waste it fixing the rope, I guess.
00:39:11.519 --> 00:39:12.639
You yeah, we got yeah.
00:39:12.800 --> 00:39:13.519
Okay, my second thing.
00:39:13.840 --> 00:39:16.639
By the way, watch out where his head is.
00:39:17.360 --> 00:39:19.119
Don't get near his mouth.
00:39:19.519 --> 00:39:21.199
Kick him in the balls.
00:39:21.840 --> 00:39:23.679
Cut his penis off.
00:39:24.159 --> 00:39:25.199
But he might bleed out.
00:39:25.360 --> 00:39:29.760
If I do Ray of Frost, will that hurt will that hurt my uh will that hurt Sean?
00:39:30.079 --> 00:39:32.320
I would hat Sean and it would tap bow.
00:39:32.559 --> 00:39:33.599
And Bill would then die.
00:39:33.920 --> 00:39:34.719
Yeah, most likely.
00:39:34.960 --> 00:39:38.480
I jump out of the interdimensional space with my quarter staff drawn.
00:39:38.719 --> 00:39:40.320
Because you've already made an attack.
00:39:40.559 --> 00:39:41.760
So it can't be in the set.
00:39:42.000 --> 00:39:44.559
Yeah, but you could be like, and the next turn I'm gonna whack him.
00:39:44.639 --> 00:39:44.880
Yeah.
00:39:45.119 --> 00:39:45.760
Like, okay.
00:39:45.840 --> 00:39:48.480
Uh then it's Sean's turn, so Sean's gonna go for him.
00:39:48.639 --> 00:39:53.440
Sean's just gonna try and attack him again, so he's gonna go semitar, doesn't hit, he messes with that.
00:39:53.519 --> 00:39:54.639
And then he goes whip.
00:39:54.880 --> 00:40:02.559
He hits with a whip, and he does four damage, and then he's gonna use his psycho force again to add a repetitive.
00:40:02.800 --> 00:40:05.119
We are slowly but surely doing a lot of damage though.
00:40:05.360 --> 00:40:06.400
Slowly but surely.
00:40:06.559 --> 00:40:08.000
So I get near him on it.
00:40:08.320 --> 00:40:08.559
Yeah.
00:40:09.039 --> 00:40:11.119
You've got one health.
00:40:11.440 --> 00:40:14.719
You talk so much shit with a guy on one health.
00:40:15.199 --> 00:40:16.719
Health and a boner.
00:40:17.280 --> 00:40:17.920
What?
00:40:18.719 --> 00:40:19.679
That didn't even make sense.
00:40:20.000 --> 00:40:20.639
You have a boner?
00:40:20.880 --> 00:40:22.159
Yeah, I'm gonna do him.
00:40:22.880 --> 00:40:26.320
I think I honestly think Bill's about to get real freaky with pragmy.
00:40:26.639 --> 00:40:28.320
Which is crazy because that is my MO.
00:40:28.639 --> 00:40:29.199
Yeah, it really is.
00:40:29.440 --> 00:40:30.400
You started a rub off on him.
00:40:30.719 --> 00:40:31.599
Oh, literally.
00:40:32.639 --> 00:40:44.320
So Sean uh went and had with a whip, he used his psycho damage and he used his second one again and he's done 14 damage, but he's now got a second one and he's only got two psycho damage left and he's done 14 damage.
00:40:44.719 --> 00:40:45.440
That's good though.
00:40:45.599 --> 00:40:46.159
That's pretty good.
00:40:46.320 --> 00:40:48.719
So then it is Bell's turn.
00:40:48.880 --> 00:40:51.840
Well, does my phantasma gonna hit him again?
00:40:52.000 --> 00:40:56.719
Yep, so he's gonna have to he can't he have to study the phantasmal force.
00:40:57.039 --> 00:40:57.599
But he can't.
00:40:57.840 --> 00:40:59.360
Yeah, because he's distracted with the bar.
00:40:59.679 --> 00:41:00.960
So I get to attack him again.
00:41:01.199 --> 00:41:02.400
Yeah, so it's two D again.
00:41:02.960 --> 00:41:06.960
This is just my first one six.
00:41:07.360 --> 00:41:07.760
Sucks.
00:41:09.039 --> 00:41:10.079
That's just him doing that.
00:41:10.239 --> 00:41:12.400
My badger's obviously attacking him again.
00:41:12.639 --> 00:41:13.840
Okay, so roll for that.
00:41:14.079 --> 00:41:14.639
How much is he?
00:41:14.880 --> 00:41:15.440
Badger get?
00:41:15.679 --> 00:41:17.360
Yeah, so a D20.
00:41:17.840 --> 00:41:19.599
And I'll tell you if he hats.
00:41:19.920 --> 00:41:21.039
He's on the gr two.
00:41:21.360 --> 00:41:23.039
So he doesn't hat, but he doesn't do any damage.
00:41:23.519 --> 00:41:24.239
Badger's the worst.
00:41:25.199 --> 00:41:26.880
The worst badger ever.
00:41:27.360 --> 00:41:29.039
Like stupid badger.
00:41:30.000 --> 00:41:33.039
So again, okay.
00:41:33.280 --> 00:41:36.480
He doesn't hat, but it doesn't, he's no must either, so he's fine.
00:41:36.719 --> 00:41:38.400
He's just kind of he's they'll challenge.
00:41:38.639 --> 00:41:39.199
Now it's me.
00:41:39.360 --> 00:41:42.480
Now if I do a cure wounds, is that my whole thing over?
00:41:42.880 --> 00:41:43.920
You could use healing words.
00:41:44.400 --> 00:41:45.920
No, I got cure wounds.
00:41:46.159 --> 00:41:47.440
Yeah, that would be your action then.
00:41:47.679 --> 00:41:49.679
You don't get my action on it, though.
00:41:50.320 --> 00:41:51.840
Yeah, because I get 3D eight.
00:41:52.000 --> 00:41:54.960
Because it's eight with the actual big one there.
00:41:55.199 --> 00:42:00.400
So he could, but he also could I could critical roll critical fail, critical fail, critical fail.
00:42:00.639 --> 00:42:02.559
No, like cure wound on me.
00:42:02.800 --> 00:42:03.119
Yeah.
00:42:03.280 --> 00:42:04.639
And then get out of his way.
00:42:04.960 --> 00:42:09.519
Yeah, but if you roll if you roll three once, you get three, we'd be back to four.
00:42:09.679 --> 00:42:09.840
Yeah.
00:42:10.239 --> 00:42:11.599
I don't think you can get critical fail.
00:42:11.840 --> 00:42:13.679
Yeah, but my this one's a better one.
00:42:13.760 --> 00:42:16.960
This has got two d8 for each level above one.
00:42:17.360 --> 00:42:19.920
Yeah, yeah, you're level three, but that's uh second level.
00:42:20.000 --> 00:42:21.280
You've only got two spell levels.
00:42:21.360 --> 00:42:22.639
So you'd level two.
00:42:23.119 --> 00:42:26.079
So just two d eight is what I would get, or three dye.
00:42:26.159 --> 00:42:30.000
Yeah, so if you cast that at level two, you get to roll four d8.
00:42:30.880 --> 00:42:32.000
To heal myself.
00:42:34.079 --> 00:42:35.920
Okay, I'm gonna do that.
00:42:36.079 --> 00:42:39.199
My I've already and I'm out of its way.
00:42:39.360 --> 00:42:41.440
I I don't wanna be near his head.
00:42:41.679 --> 00:42:46.000
Okay, so you've Dan, you you're about 30 feet away, you're on the other side from Don.
00:42:46.320 --> 00:42:47.840
So he's in the middle of the room now.
00:42:48.159 --> 00:42:49.920
Don't on one side, Hill's on the other.
00:42:50.159 --> 00:42:52.159
Yep, and you're about to roll.
00:42:52.480 --> 00:42:54.239
4D for my yeah.
00:42:54.559 --> 00:42:57.280
Eight, fifteen.
00:42:59.039 --> 00:43:00.000
I'm back to normal.
00:43:00.239 --> 00:43:01.519
So you're back to full health.
00:43:06.800 --> 00:43:09.039
I'm no longer burnt.
00:43:09.280 --> 00:43:13.119
But did nothing to actually No, my phantasmal hit him.
00:43:14.320 --> 00:43:15.760
And my badger missed him.
00:43:17.039 --> 00:43:18.239
But my phasmal.
00:43:18.400 --> 00:43:19.119
I'm gonna get my badger.
00:43:19.360 --> 00:43:20.639
Is the badger still alive?
00:43:20.880 --> 00:43:22.000
The badger's like one.
00:43:22.239 --> 00:43:24.239
And now it's Dawn's time again.
00:43:24.480 --> 00:43:26.159
Don, what are you gonna do, Donnie?
00:43:26.320 --> 00:43:28.239
I've got an idea, but I don't think it's good.
00:43:28.480 --> 00:43:28.800
Okay.
00:43:29.039 --> 00:43:29.360
Do it.
00:43:29.519 --> 00:43:30.400
I'm gonna go for it.
00:43:30.559 --> 00:43:32.880
I'm gonna go for it because it's all I can think of right now.
00:43:32.960 --> 00:43:35.440
Because everything else, a lot of this is flame-based.
00:43:35.519 --> 00:43:37.840
And we've learned that does fire flame-based.
00:43:37.920 --> 00:43:38.079
Yeah.
00:43:38.320 --> 00:43:39.760
Against fire things, yeah.
00:43:39.920 --> 00:43:40.639
It does nothing.
00:43:40.800 --> 00:43:41.119
Nothing.
00:43:41.199 --> 00:43:42.480
Do you have any water stuff?
00:43:42.639 --> 00:43:42.960
Yeah.
00:43:43.119 --> 00:43:43.679
What do you got?
00:43:43.840 --> 00:43:44.960
I can create water.
00:43:45.199 --> 00:43:46.079
Why you water on?
00:43:46.239 --> 00:43:47.519
Why don't you waterboard him?
00:43:48.400 --> 00:43:49.920
Why don't you waterboard him?
00:43:50.159 --> 00:43:51.440
We got his head down.
00:43:51.679 --> 00:43:54.880
Why don't you just dump so he can't even breathe?
00:43:55.119 --> 00:43:57.119
That's actually really not a bad idea.
00:43:57.440 --> 00:43:59.440
But what vessel are you putting the water in?
00:44:00.079 --> 00:44:02.639
Yeah, but it doesn't he said he can create water.
00:44:02.800 --> 00:44:02.960
Yes.
00:44:03.599 --> 00:44:08.719
Oh, please tell me it's got to be in an open container because we remember you tried to blow up someone's bladder before.
00:44:08.880 --> 00:44:09.039
Yeah.
00:44:09.280 --> 00:44:09.760
What do you mean?
00:44:11.679 --> 00:44:13.199
You can't have this discussion again.
00:44:13.519 --> 00:44:18.800
Well I I can't so the reason I didn't allow you to do that is because Oh, because I'm not Tom.
00:44:18.960 --> 00:44:21.119
That's why because I'm not Tom.
00:44:21.280 --> 00:44:25.119
You've got a little fucking hard on for Tom, and you're going, Oh, good idea, Tom.
00:44:25.360 --> 00:44:28.639
And you just let him do nine fucking rolls of whatever he wants.
00:44:28.800 --> 00:44:32.480
But because I'm not Tom State, a guy has done Live of the Apollo twice.
00:44:32.639 --> 00:44:36.960
I just have to fucking And the John Bishop show and wrote six computer.
00:44:37.280 --> 00:44:42.239
It's because there would be no way, so there's no so like for an intact roll, there's a way it doesn't have.
00:44:42.480 --> 00:44:46.079
Whereas that literally you don't have to roll for that and no one can roll against it.
00:44:46.159 --> 00:44:50.079
So then literally you could walk into any room at any time and go, I blow that man's bladder up.
00:44:50.400 --> 00:44:51.920
I see through you, Farrelly.
00:44:52.159 --> 00:44:53.360
Would what be a container?
00:44:53.599 --> 00:44:54.639
It needs to be a container.
00:44:54.960 --> 00:44:55.599
An open container.
00:44:55.840 --> 00:44:58.239
If he opens his mouth, that's a container.
00:44:58.480 --> 00:44:59.760
Well, I would make that argument.
00:45:00.079 --> 00:45:00.239
Bill.
00:45:00.559 --> 00:45:03.360
The thing is, if he opens his mouth, he's a big guy, right?
00:45:03.599 --> 00:45:05.760
Fills up with water and he goes, goop.
00:45:05.920 --> 00:45:06.159
Yeah.
00:45:06.320 --> 00:45:07.920
He just swallows it or he spits it out.
00:45:08.079 --> 00:45:09.920
Yeah, but uh it's a fire-breathing thing.
00:45:10.079 --> 00:45:11.679
He wouldn't drink a swallow, eh?
00:45:12.000 --> 00:45:13.599
Why would he drink water if he's fired?
00:45:13.840 --> 00:45:14.480
Because he's fussed.
00:45:14.639 --> 00:45:15.119
Right, hold on.
00:45:15.280 --> 00:45:20.000
So you can create up to ten gallons of clean water within range in an open container.
00:45:20.159 --> 00:45:26.960
Alternatively, the water falls as rain in a 30-foot cube within range, extinguishing exposed flames there.
00:45:27.199 --> 00:45:27.440
Okay.
00:45:28.159 --> 00:45:29.679
So I can fucking make it rain.
00:45:29.920 --> 00:45:34.400
But he's not so he his fire thing needs six turns to recharge.
00:45:34.559 --> 00:45:34.639
Oh.
00:45:35.039 --> 00:45:36.800
So he can't use his fireb again for another.
00:45:38.400 --> 00:45:39.760
In six turns, that's quite a long time.
00:45:40.000 --> 00:45:40.480
What else you can do.
00:45:40.559 --> 00:45:45.360
Well, why don't I tell you when it's five turns, and if then in that case you could be like, I want it to start raining.
00:45:45.519 --> 00:45:46.400
Yeah, that may be better.
00:45:46.480 --> 00:45:47.760
And for now I'll do something else.
00:45:47.920 --> 00:45:48.159
Yeah.
00:45:48.400 --> 00:45:51.760
It's just because I don't want you, I don't want you being like, well, I cast rain for no reason.
00:45:52.000 --> 00:45:55.199
Well, my plan, and it's probably gonna be stupid, and I feel like I'm gonna get laughed at.
00:45:55.280 --> 00:45:58.400
The only other idea I had was can I wild shape again.
00:45:58.559 --> 00:45:58.719
Okay.
00:45:59.360 --> 00:46:00.639
Into giant eagle.
00:46:00.800 --> 00:46:00.960
Okay.
00:46:01.280 --> 00:46:05.119
And I'm gonna try and fucking peck this fucking prick's eyes out.
00:46:05.440 --> 00:46:09.599
Yeah, so you get to make two attacks as the eagle, so you get to make the beak and the talons.
00:46:09.679 --> 00:46:10.320
So you can do double.
00:46:10.800 --> 00:46:11.920
Beautiful, beautiful.
00:46:12.159 --> 00:46:13.440
He's turned into an eagle.
00:46:13.599 --> 00:46:17.679
Yeah, so it'll tell you if you flip to the eagle one, it'll tell you what it is to have.
00:46:18.000 --> 00:46:32.320
Attack, multi-attack, eagle can make two attacks per turn, one beak, one talons, beak plus five to hit, damage one d6 plus three piercing damage, talons plus five to hit, damage two d6 plus three slashing damage.
00:46:32.559 --> 00:46:40.320
So you would do I'll go plus five to whatever I roll, yeah, and then I get to roll two d6 for talons and one d6 for beak.
00:46:40.400 --> 00:46:40.639
Yeah.
00:46:40.800 --> 00:46:41.519
This is good.
00:46:41.840 --> 00:46:43.840
Why then did you get all that, kids?
00:46:43.920 --> 00:46:47.119
Did you get all the beak, beacon and talent in five?
00:46:47.519 --> 00:46:48.719
Five, that's not gonna hit.
00:46:49.280 --> 00:46:53.119
So now so five plus five is not gonna be that because AC, so that doesn't go through.
00:46:55.280 --> 00:46:56.880
You get to roll for your talons now.
00:46:57.760 --> 00:46:59.679
You're like you're like my badger.
00:47:00.079 --> 00:47:01.679
You didn't he doesn't eight?
00:47:01.920 --> 00:47:03.440
Eight plus five's not gonna hit either.
00:47:03.760 --> 00:47:05.840
But I know I don't want to get to rule two D6 as well.
00:47:06.000 --> 00:47:08.960
Well, no, because that's if it hits, you're rolling to see if your attack happens.
00:47:09.199 --> 00:47:11.599
Man, you can't even hit something that's pinned down.
00:47:11.920 --> 00:47:13.199
You're the worst eagle ever.
00:47:13.360 --> 00:47:15.440
Oh, he's pinned that's advantage.
00:47:15.519 --> 00:47:16.400
That's a really good point.
00:47:16.480 --> 00:47:18.400
He's pinned down, you get advantage on rolls.
00:47:18.719 --> 00:47:22.320
Oh, that was meant to be put down, but Tom, you've helped!
00:47:23.840 --> 00:47:28.559
Because the DM does like roll again, and then that's you get to hear that.
00:47:28.639 --> 00:47:31.119
You've fucking we've been given an opportunity, don't fuck it up.
00:47:32.960 --> 00:47:33.599
18.
00:47:34.880 --> 00:47:35.199
Yes.
00:47:35.599 --> 00:47:36.960
So now do I roll a D6?
00:47:37.199 --> 00:47:38.800
Yeah, so we'll say that is the beak.
00:47:38.880 --> 00:47:40.880
So whatever the beak's damage is, this is what you get.
00:47:41.039 --> 00:47:43.119
So I can only roll one D6, talons gets two.
00:47:43.280 --> 00:47:44.079
Alright, okay.
00:47:44.320 --> 00:47:46.000
I'm gonna be pinning down everything.
00:47:46.239 --> 00:47:47.679
It's kind of balancing four.
00:47:47.920 --> 00:47:49.119
Four and then plus what?
00:47:49.360 --> 00:47:51.519
Three piercing damage plus six damage.
00:47:51.920 --> 00:47:53.280
Seven damage on that, okay.
00:47:53.360 --> 00:47:55.280
And then I'll let you roll for the talons this time.
00:47:55.519 --> 00:47:56.480
So a D20 again?
00:47:56.559 --> 00:47:56.880
Yep.
00:47:57.440 --> 00:47:58.239
Come on.
00:47:58.639 --> 00:47:59.119
Nine.
00:47:59.360 --> 00:48:01.199
Nine plus five's not gonna hit it.
00:48:01.360 --> 00:48:03.920
Uh but it is now primeval's turn.
00:48:04.000 --> 00:48:05.920
He's gonna try and move the bar again.
00:48:06.239 --> 00:48:06.800
Can't.
00:48:10.400 --> 00:48:12.239
That's gonna be our move for everything.
00:48:12.719 --> 00:48:12.800
Ever.
00:48:13.199 --> 00:48:13.519
Bear?
00:48:13.840 --> 00:48:18.480
Well, don't say that to him because he'll use that against us and he'll come up with a little So he's looking around.
00:48:18.559 --> 00:48:21.440
The person he sees in front of him as Fanny.
00:48:21.519 --> 00:48:23.920
And Well, not in front of him, above him.
00:48:24.000 --> 00:48:26.719
And uh so he sees Fanny from a real flattering angle.
00:48:26.960 --> 00:48:31.679
He looks at Fanny and he goes, If you want to fight me, fight me in your true form.
00:48:31.840 --> 00:48:33.920
It is Fanny's turn.
00:48:34.559 --> 00:48:38.079
Fight you in your true what you lying to us, Fanny?
00:48:38.159 --> 00:48:40.159
Does this guy know something that we don't?
00:48:40.400 --> 00:48:41.280
Do I know this?
00:48:41.519 --> 00:48:43.360
You don't know this yet, so you're Okay.
00:48:43.920 --> 00:48:44.880
What's her true form?
00:48:45.119 --> 00:48:45.599
No, it says.
00:48:46.159 --> 00:48:47.039
What does this guy mean?
00:48:47.280 --> 00:48:49.280
I was gonna say Can I try and change?
00:48:49.440 --> 00:48:53.840
Can I try and so if you want to use your breath weapon, that is an option.
00:48:54.159 --> 00:48:55.039
You have breath weapon?
00:48:55.280 --> 00:48:56.079
Well, I didn't know.
00:48:56.239 --> 00:48:57.920
And you've been rolling rope?
00:48:58.079 --> 00:48:58.320
Yeah.
00:48:58.639 --> 00:48:59.840
Because I guess I'm always looking.
00:49:00.480 --> 00:49:01.920
I've always said that about her.
00:49:02.000 --> 00:49:04.000
She's got really bad breath.
00:49:04.480 --> 00:49:05.920
That breath is a weapon.
00:49:06.079 --> 00:49:07.119
Yeah, could tell you.
00:49:07.440 --> 00:49:11.920
Anybody can have bad breath, Fanny, but you could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
00:49:12.079 --> 00:49:16.159
So with your breath weapon, you get to make you get to use this twice per long rest.
00:49:16.320 --> 00:49:18.079
He needs to make a dexterity saving throw.
00:49:18.159 --> 00:49:19.920
I'm gonna say he does that with disadvantage.
00:49:20.079 --> 00:49:20.400
Okay.
00:49:20.639 --> 00:49:22.079
So I'll roll.
00:49:22.480 --> 00:49:23.039
I'm gonna see.
00:49:23.199 --> 00:49:24.559
What does that mean you're true for?
00:49:24.960 --> 00:49:26.320
Yeah, what did he mean by that?
00:49:26.559 --> 00:49:27.440
So he fails.
00:49:27.679 --> 00:49:28.400
He failed!
00:49:28.639 --> 00:49:34.239
So now you can roll one D10 of lightning damage and I'll explain to you how this works.
00:49:34.559 --> 00:49:34.880
40.
00:49:35.199 --> 00:49:40.000
So that will say that's four, that's four lightning damage plus one, that's five damage is taken.
00:49:40.159 --> 00:49:49.840
So the what this looks like to you guys is Fanny basically opens her mouth and lightning comes shooting out of her mouth and hits primeval.
00:49:51.280 --> 00:49:52.320
Have you been lying to it?
00:49:52.559 --> 00:49:52.960
I don't know.
00:49:53.119 --> 00:49:53.599
I don't know.
00:49:53.760 --> 00:49:54.559
Who am I?
00:49:56.320 --> 00:49:56.880
That was lightning.
00:49:58.079 --> 00:49:58.239
Wow.
00:49:58.400 --> 00:49:59.440
Light my mouth.
00:50:00.000 --> 00:50:02.159
Yep, so it shoots lightning at him.
00:50:02.320 --> 00:50:04.559
Uh and then is there anything else you wanting to do?
00:50:04.639 --> 00:50:06.239
Your turn or you wanting to move or something like that?
00:50:06.400 --> 00:50:08.159
Is there maybe like an item or something you've got?
00:50:08.400 --> 00:50:09.360
So I've now fallen.
00:50:09.920 --> 00:50:16.079
So you've shot that, you've jumped out, and then you can move if you've got I don't know if you have many items.
00:50:16.960 --> 00:50:19.440
Why did Tom just roll all of his dudes?
00:50:20.800 --> 00:50:27.840
I'm just wondering what kind of I feel like because I've been watching a lot of traders lately, and now I'm like on, ooh, suspicious.
00:50:28.000 --> 00:50:31.119
Why would the thing say you're in your true form?
00:50:31.519 --> 00:50:33.840
Yeah, you're definitely getting banished at the round table.
00:50:33.920 --> 00:50:34.880
Yeah, round table.
00:50:35.119 --> 00:50:37.519
Well, because Fanny's a fucking dragon and didn't tell her.
00:50:37.760 --> 00:50:41.039
Because I've mastered my quarter staff and I've jumped right basically on him.
00:50:41.199 --> 00:50:44.079
I'm gonna bash, give him a bash with my quarter staff.
00:50:44.239 --> 00:50:44.639
Yeah.
00:50:44.880 --> 00:50:45.119
Okay.
00:50:45.519 --> 00:50:46.960
So And I've mastered it.
00:50:47.199 --> 00:50:48.400
No ta on the quarter staff.
00:50:48.639 --> 00:50:49.039
You too any?
00:50:49.199 --> 00:50:49.280
Yeah.
00:50:49.440 --> 00:50:49.760
Fifteen.
00:50:50.239 --> 00:50:50.800
See the celebrities.
00:50:51.199 --> 00:50:52.159
Plus score, but plus four.
00:50:59.760 --> 00:51:01.599
We're talking about Tom's career, okay?
00:51:01.679 --> 00:51:03.760
And how we get him on celebrity traitors.
00:51:04.000 --> 00:51:05.199
We're having big conversations.
00:51:05.519 --> 00:51:07.440
Couldn't even get on celebrity bargainers.
00:51:09.119 --> 00:51:10.960
And I believe he applied for that.
00:51:11.199 --> 00:51:12.159
I've tried.
00:51:12.480 --> 00:51:13.840
Really, the one trail I want to do.
00:51:13.920 --> 00:51:16.960
He emailed them and said if you're looking for anyone.
00:51:17.360 --> 00:51:18.079
Yeah, it would be great.
00:51:18.239 --> 00:51:19.280
Tom on bargainers.
00:51:19.440 --> 00:51:20.239
I would love that.
00:51:20.320 --> 00:51:21.119
That's my show.
00:51:21.519 --> 00:51:28.400
Yeah, so you do that, and then your damage is one d6, so row d6, which is just a normal dice.
00:51:28.800 --> 00:51:30.000
Keep forgetting that.
00:51:30.880 --> 00:51:31.360
Plus.
00:51:31.840 --> 00:51:32.320
Plus two.
00:51:32.639 --> 00:51:33.280
So yep.
00:51:33.519 --> 00:51:35.440
He takes four damage there.
00:51:35.920 --> 00:51:39.119
And now it is Sean's turn.
00:51:39.360 --> 00:51:41.920
So Sean's gonna just This thing.
00:51:42.079 --> 00:51:44.639
We gotta crush this thing's melancholy.
00:51:44.960 --> 00:51:48.559
It's held down and we're still having the eagle in it.
00:51:49.599 --> 00:51:52.000
That was not an eagle noise in any university.
00:51:55.920 --> 00:51:56.880
We don't know what it is.
00:51:57.039 --> 00:51:58.000
You know how eagles are.
00:52:03.920 --> 00:52:08.400
Sean hits with a semitar and Sean hits him with a semi.
00:52:08.559 --> 00:52:10.320
And does seven tar semi.
00:52:10.639 --> 00:52:12.159
Sean has a fucking war hammer.
00:52:12.320 --> 00:52:12.719
Seven.
00:52:12.960 --> 00:52:17.519
Yeah, but his war hammer is two-handed, so he can make two attacks if he does a semitar and the whip.
00:52:17.760 --> 00:52:18.000
Okay.
00:52:18.639 --> 00:52:20.159
Then why did we even get him the warp?
00:52:20.320 --> 00:52:21.760
I don't it feels like he's so ungrateful.
00:52:22.000 --> 00:52:23.360
I'm glad we bartered for it.
00:52:23.440 --> 00:52:23.840
Yeah.
00:52:24.079 --> 00:52:26.400
For it to not even fucking show up.
00:52:26.639 --> 00:52:28.719
I mean, she did end up giving it to us for free.
00:52:28.880 --> 00:52:30.480
Yeah, but still I want it to be used.
00:52:30.639 --> 00:52:33.599
Yeah, and wouldn't it like if you got what about the armor?
00:52:33.760 --> 00:52:34.639
Who's wearing the armor?
00:52:34.880 --> 00:52:35.760
Sean is Sean is.
00:52:36.400 --> 00:52:37.440
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
00:52:37.519 --> 00:52:38.880
No doubt, no doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
00:52:39.119 --> 00:52:39.440
Meow.
00:52:40.159 --> 00:52:40.480
Yeah.
00:52:40.880 --> 00:52:43.119
And then it hits with a weapon and he does burin.
00:52:43.840 --> 00:52:45.119
How's the thing looking?
00:52:45.280 --> 00:52:46.239
It's not looking good.
00:52:46.400 --> 00:52:48.480
Uh and then does he look pretty beat up?
00:52:48.639 --> 00:52:49.840
Well, it's pretty beat up.
00:52:49.920 --> 00:52:53.679
So I'm gonna grab my spear of coming back.
00:52:54.400 --> 00:52:57.519
The old boomerang spear, because I'm far away from him.
00:52:57.760 --> 00:52:57.920
Okay.
00:52:58.239 --> 00:53:01.199
And I'm gonna aim it at its fucking head.
00:53:02.559 --> 00:53:03.440
Okay, ready?
00:53:03.679 --> 00:53:04.320
Throw it up.
00:53:05.039 --> 00:53:05.599
Right.
00:53:07.599 --> 00:53:08.800
Okay, so you miss.
00:53:09.760 --> 00:53:12.880
But the spear comes back, and do you want your badger to attack?
00:53:13.119 --> 00:53:13.519
Yes.
00:53:13.920 --> 00:53:15.599
And my psychic thing.
00:53:15.840 --> 00:53:18.239
Uh yeah, so roll to it to roll to the eight.
00:53:18.480 --> 00:53:20.079
Okay, my psychic one.
00:53:20.480 --> 00:53:21.679
Does he still have the psychic thing?
00:53:21.760 --> 00:53:22.559
Hasn't he used it twice?
00:53:22.960 --> 00:53:24.960
And five for the psychic.
00:53:25.199 --> 00:53:25.840
So it sucks.
00:53:26.079 --> 00:53:27.760
Badger's gonna attack.
00:53:28.000 --> 00:53:28.159
Wait.
00:53:29.039 --> 00:53:29.519
Doesn't happen.
00:53:30.079 --> 00:53:31.840
This badger, the word it's just sorry.
00:53:33.199 --> 00:53:35.679
And then do you want to try and heal anyone?
00:53:35.920 --> 00:53:36.239
Huh?
00:53:36.400 --> 00:53:38.159
You could use No, everybody's good.
00:53:38.320 --> 00:53:38.480
Okay.
00:53:38.800 --> 00:53:42.960
Just gonna sit back and get and if I see his head turned towards me, I'm ready.
00:53:43.280 --> 00:53:44.000
Is Sean hurt?
00:53:44.239 --> 00:53:52.719
Sean's this putting the bard on this thing basically really has completely flat what I thought was gonna be a very difficult battle for you guys.
00:53:52.880 --> 00:53:53.119
Yeah.
00:53:54.239 --> 00:53:55.360
I mean it's not been easy.
00:53:55.440 --> 00:53:56.719
This has been harder than the frog.
00:53:56.960 --> 00:53:58.320
It's just been harder to hit him.
00:53:58.559 --> 00:53:58.800
Yeah.
00:53:58.960 --> 00:53:59.840
That's about it.
00:54:00.000 --> 00:54:02.800
But he's not like he's not going for us anymore.
00:54:02.960 --> 00:54:03.519
No, he can't.
00:54:03.679 --> 00:54:04.639
Yeah, he's really good.
00:54:05.679 --> 00:54:07.840
Pinning him down with a move forever.
00:54:08.079 --> 00:54:11.360
Don't say that because Liam will come up with plans to stop it.
00:54:11.599 --> 00:54:13.119
So, Don, it's up to you now.
00:54:13.679 --> 00:54:15.440
Don, crush this thing.
00:54:15.599 --> 00:54:17.519
Eagle eye it, it's down.
00:54:17.920 --> 00:54:18.400
Eagle.
00:54:18.559 --> 00:54:20.639
Eagle, I'm gonna hound him.
00:54:21.280 --> 00:54:21.920
Come on.
00:54:22.079 --> 00:54:23.440
Come on, Eagle.
00:54:26.559 --> 00:54:27.440
Seventeen.
00:54:27.679 --> 00:54:28.400
Seventeen.
00:54:28.800 --> 00:54:29.360
For beak.
00:54:29.440 --> 00:54:30.079
Let's do beak.
00:54:31.679 --> 00:54:32.880
That hat's totally.
00:54:33.280 --> 00:54:34.000
So what's the damage?
00:54:35.119 --> 00:54:36.960
Take his eye right out of his socket.
00:54:38.639 --> 00:54:40.000
Socket eye.
00:54:40.239 --> 00:54:40.880
One.
00:54:41.679 --> 00:54:43.039
One plus what?
00:54:43.760 --> 00:54:44.880
Uh plus three.
00:54:45.119 --> 00:54:46.079
Okay, that's a four.
00:54:46.239 --> 00:54:46.719
That's all right.
00:54:46.960 --> 00:54:48.159
Okay, let's do talons.
00:54:48.320 --> 00:54:49.039
There's his eye.
00:54:49.199 --> 00:54:50.800
Can he pluck his eye out?
00:54:50.960 --> 00:54:52.239
Oh, you need to make a pun eye.
00:54:53.039 --> 00:54:54.320
For the talon one?
00:54:54.480 --> 00:54:55.280
Well, just the end.
00:54:55.519 --> 00:54:57.280
Well, he's an eagle now, so we're out of bear puns.
00:54:57.360 --> 00:54:58.960
It's gotta be a it's gotta be a bird pun.
00:54:59.360 --> 00:55:00.000
Bird pun.
00:55:00.639 --> 00:55:06.320
Um you like birds?
00:55:06.559 --> 00:55:07.199
As in women.
00:55:07.920 --> 00:55:08.559
Oh, okay.
00:55:08.719 --> 00:55:08.960
Yeah.
00:55:09.760 --> 00:55:11.119
He's Scottish, this bird.
00:55:11.280 --> 00:55:11.440
Yeah.
00:55:11.599 --> 00:55:13.679
Yeah, you like your birds.
00:55:14.480 --> 00:55:16.800
Uh how do you like this bird?
00:55:16.960 --> 00:55:18.639
Uh there you go.
00:55:18.800 --> 00:55:20.000
Oh fuck, this is three.
00:55:20.239 --> 00:55:20.960
Are you single?
00:55:21.199 --> 00:55:23.199
Because what about this bird?
00:55:23.440 --> 00:55:24.639
Yeah, yeah, I'll do that.
00:55:24.719 --> 00:55:25.199
I'll do that.
00:55:25.360 --> 00:55:26.320
Are you single?
00:55:26.559 --> 00:55:30.559
Because I can think of one bird that you might get.
00:55:31.840 --> 00:55:33.039
I'll say it hats.
00:55:33.199 --> 00:55:34.800
I'll give you a minute.
00:55:35.360 --> 00:55:35.599
Right.
00:55:36.159 --> 00:55:37.440
Maybe finish the sentence.
00:55:37.519 --> 00:55:38.079
It's gotta be.
00:55:38.559 --> 00:55:39.119
I did finish it.
00:55:39.199 --> 00:55:39.840
I did finish it.
00:55:40.000 --> 00:55:40.960
It was really bad, but I bet.
00:55:41.280 --> 00:55:43.280
Okay, so roll and uh let's see if you have.
00:55:43.840 --> 00:55:45.440
You get advantage as well, by the way.
00:55:45.679 --> 00:55:46.159
What'd you get?
00:55:46.480 --> 00:55:48.639
So you get to roll again to see if it hurts, you get advantage.
00:55:49.440 --> 00:55:50.719
Thank you so much.
00:55:52.000 --> 00:55:52.639
Seventeen.
00:55:52.960 --> 00:55:53.199
Right.
00:55:53.280 --> 00:55:54.400
I mean that's unbelievable.
00:55:54.719 --> 00:55:56.239
That hat so what's the damage?
00:55:56.800 --> 00:55:59.440
You passed uh three plus three six.
00:55:59.679 --> 00:56:01.679
Is it not more for the talents?
00:56:02.159 --> 00:56:02.880
Two D6.
00:56:03.440 --> 00:56:05.679
Yeah, no, again, so you've got six so far.
00:56:06.639 --> 00:56:07.280
Six.
00:56:07.679 --> 00:56:08.480
Plus three.
00:56:08.960 --> 00:56:09.679
You got twelve?
00:56:09.840 --> 00:56:10.000
Yeah.
00:56:10.159 --> 00:56:13.599
Well this thing has got to be dead.
00:56:13.840 --> 00:56:18.079
It's hanging on and uh My Badger's gonna kill it in the next one.
00:56:19.599 --> 00:56:21.760
If your badger gets the finishing move.
00:56:22.079 --> 00:56:23.599
The final okay.
00:56:23.760 --> 00:56:24.639
Uh badger.
00:56:24.960 --> 00:56:30.880
So prime evil, he's so I'm just gonna I shouldn't really tell you this, but he's got one hit point.
00:56:31.039 --> 00:56:33.360
Uh so prime evil, he knows he's fucked.
00:56:33.519 --> 00:56:33.679
Yeah.
00:56:33.840 --> 00:56:45.679
So in his last move, he's gonna do a thunderous roar, which is he he's using a dry dry dryonic drag dragon it dragonite dragonic, yeah.
00:56:46.079 --> 00:56:49.199
Dragonic Dragonite, Dragononic.
00:56:49.920 --> 00:56:51.199
That's pretty much Dragonic.
00:56:52.239 --> 00:56:53.440
Dragon, yeah.
00:56:53.599 --> 00:57:15.920
Yeah, it's a visceral roar, and uh if you all look at Fanny, she starts to like shimmer and then flicker, and then you see the half dragon, half kind of person, like a humanoid dragon person that Fanny saw, and the mother in her dream Fanny is now that Fanny's a half a dragon, half a dragon, half like a humanoid dragon person.
00:57:16.800 --> 00:57:19.039
What is that like what you really are?
00:57:19.280 --> 00:57:20.719
Yeah, she's a dragon bum.
00:57:20.960 --> 00:57:22.639
Jesus, like from the beginning.
00:57:22.800 --> 00:57:24.960
Hey, roll your attractiveness now.
00:57:25.119 --> 00:57:28.320
Yeah, I'll let you do all if you want to check it out.
00:57:28.559 --> 00:57:33.840
Pressure, big pressure, just a dragon out there, fucking all them doors.
00:57:34.000 --> 00:57:35.440
Come on, this is a big moment, Fanny.
00:57:35.519 --> 00:57:36.480
This is a very big moment.
00:57:36.880 --> 00:57:38.719
So is this what her true form is?
00:57:38.800 --> 00:57:38.960
Yeah.
00:57:39.199 --> 00:57:39.840
Of all the roles.
00:57:41.440 --> 00:57:42.000
Come on.
00:57:42.239 --> 00:57:44.079
Like, what hot shit?
00:57:44.239 --> 00:57:45.840
That is a sexy dragon.
00:57:48.159 --> 00:57:49.199
Yeah, it's shallow how.
00:57:49.440 --> 00:57:50.159
It's shallow how.
00:57:50.480 --> 00:57:53.599
He's got he's gonna try and move the bar, he's not gonna make it.
00:57:53.760 --> 00:57:57.360
He can't move the bar, he can't do anything else, so he just lies there.
00:57:57.519 --> 00:58:00.960
So, Fanny, you've got one chance, you've he's on one hit point.
00:58:01.119 --> 00:58:02.400
I'm like, what the heck?
00:58:02.719 --> 00:58:05.519
She's she's she's more looking for a mare now.
00:58:06.480 --> 00:58:07.360
Go on, wrong.
00:58:07.519 --> 00:58:08.159
Nice one.
00:58:08.559 --> 00:58:09.760
She's a dragon, what?
00:58:10.159 --> 00:58:10.880
Dragonborn.
00:58:11.119 --> 00:58:13.840
It's a it's a species in Dungeons and Dragons.
00:58:14.000 --> 00:58:15.280
Is that what it says on there?
00:58:15.440 --> 00:58:16.320
Yeah, Dragonborn.
00:58:16.639 --> 00:58:17.840
Then what was she before?
00:58:18.079 --> 00:58:21.840
So she was always a dragonborn, it's just she'd been given a humanoid form.
00:58:22.000 --> 00:58:23.840
We'll find out in the next in the next one.
00:58:24.000 --> 00:58:25.760
Did you already know this for sure?
00:58:26.000 --> 00:58:28.239
I'm learning this for the first time.
00:58:28.639 --> 00:58:28.880
What?
00:58:28.960 --> 00:58:31.519
How can you so she was a human?
00:58:31.840 --> 00:58:39.280
So when we created the character, Kate did pick that, but in terms of what her character knows, her character didn't know that she was a dragonborn.
00:58:39.440 --> 00:58:40.079
Oh, I see.
00:58:40.320 --> 00:58:40.639
Okay.
00:58:40.800 --> 00:58:45.440
Oh, because you went in as a human from the chuckle bucket.
00:58:45.599 --> 00:58:45.840
Yeah.
00:58:46.400 --> 00:58:48.719
And now your true form is there.
00:58:48.960 --> 00:58:49.199
Yeah.
00:58:49.599 --> 00:58:50.960
Am I my true form?
00:58:51.199 --> 00:58:53.039
Uh yeah, you're in your true form.
00:58:53.119 --> 00:58:54.960
You're you're just you're just both both.
00:58:56.000 --> 00:58:56.880
You're just Bill.
00:58:59.679 --> 00:59:00.559
Sorry, man.
00:59:01.199 --> 00:59:04.559
This ugly bucket hanging around with these two beauties.
00:59:05.599 --> 00:59:06.800
Where's my rat?
00:59:08.000 --> 00:59:09.760
You got a bag of badges, man.
00:59:09.840 --> 00:59:10.400
You're weird.
00:59:10.719 --> 00:59:12.480
You're slightly more attractive than Sean.
00:59:12.719 --> 00:59:13.599
Please keep that in mind.
00:59:14.079 --> 00:59:15.840
Sean don't want to be with each other.
00:59:16.239 --> 00:59:19.840
That's why you're such good pals as Sean, because you know, you just hang around with other artists.
00:59:20.159 --> 00:59:21.119
Well, we got him.
00:59:21.519 --> 00:59:24.480
So, uh, Kate, what do you want to do on your tongue?
00:59:24.719 --> 00:59:29.280
Um, I um I'm gonna I'm gonna go, oh my, what the fuck is going on?
00:59:29.360 --> 00:59:31.519
But I'm I'm do I even know I've changed or am I?
00:59:31.920 --> 00:59:33.840
So you can see like your hands and stuff, obviously you can't see your face.
00:59:34.000 --> 00:59:35.360
So you can see you've got like scaly hands.
00:59:35.519 --> 00:59:39.039
But I know he's like got scaly hands and 17.
00:59:40.480 --> 00:59:41.440
Scaly hands?
00:59:41.760 --> 00:59:43.440
Where did you get that she's 17 from?
00:59:43.679 --> 00:59:44.880
No, no, she's rolled out.
00:59:46.079 --> 00:59:47.519
Oh, 17 years, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:59:47.760 --> 00:59:49.039
But she's got scaly hands.
00:59:49.199 --> 00:59:53.840
Yeah, but you just said she's he's got scaly hands and she's 17, is what you said.
00:59:54.559 --> 00:59:56.000
It sounds real bad, yeah.
00:59:56.239 --> 00:59:58.480
If I was 15, it would sound awesome.
00:59:58.800 --> 00:59:59.679
Hence my concern.
00:59:59.920 --> 01:00:01.199
If I was 15, that would be way.
01:00:01.599 --> 01:00:02.159
Big if.
01:00:02.719 --> 01:00:04.960
You want a hand job from someone with eczema?
01:00:05.360 --> 01:00:08.239
Nobody wants eczema handjobs.
01:00:08.880 --> 01:00:09.039
Okay.
01:00:09.440 --> 01:00:14.000
Anyways, Fanny's just we've been recording for a while.
01:00:14.320 --> 01:00:19.280
And I'm feeling like, you know, and he and he's I feel like primeval is like he knows what he's done, he's fucking out.
01:00:19.360 --> 01:00:22.800
So I run to him and I bash him with my quarter staff again.
01:00:23.360 --> 01:00:25.199
Okay, so roll to hat with a quarter staff.
01:00:25.360 --> 01:00:25.840
Come on, Fanny.
01:00:26.079 --> 01:00:26.719
Don't hit my bad.
01:00:27.119 --> 01:00:27.519
Wrap it up.
01:00:27.760 --> 01:00:29.039
You get advantage on this as well.
01:00:29.360 --> 01:00:29.840
19.
01:00:30.000 --> 01:00:42.079
So primeval's head explodes as he uh gives a visceral kind of screaming though his end is coming as uh Fanny Bigwin raises a quarter staff and slams it down in his head.
01:00:42.239 --> 01:00:47.199
And then you've got the head exploded, that would have been cool to take back as like proof that we killed it.
01:00:47.440 --> 01:00:49.760
Well, it's it's the way the way the role is.
01:00:49.920 --> 01:00:52.159
I'm sure there are some other things we can take back.
01:00:52.480 --> 01:00:53.440
Dragon penis.
01:00:53.840 --> 01:00:55.440
Like your th like your thought.
01:00:55.679 --> 01:00:57.039
Put it on a key change.
01:00:57.760 --> 01:01:00.000
So my lucky dragon penis.
01:01:00.239 --> 01:01:02.320
You're now all stood in the lighthouse.
01:01:02.800 --> 01:01:03.840
Lucky dragon.
01:01:04.239 --> 01:01:06.079
You're all stood in the lighthouse.
01:01:06.239 --> 01:01:10.079
Uh there's this kind of silence as you're all about like, what the fuck was that?
01:01:10.559 --> 01:01:10.719
Yeah.
01:01:11.039 --> 01:01:12.239
Can I come out of eagle?
01:01:12.400 --> 01:01:18.000
Yeah, you come out of eagle, you're standing there, but you st you hear like a slapping kind of sound.
01:01:18.480 --> 01:01:35.199
It's like almost as if like a fish kind of like slapping against stone, and you as you look towards the door where the sound is coming from, you see it is what looks like the corpse of Ig, the murmur, who you killed episodes ago.
01:01:35.440 --> 01:01:43.519
He is crawling towards the door and he's laughing and he's staring at Don again, just laughing.
01:01:43.920 --> 01:01:57.920
And you, Bill and Sean recognise this laugh because it sounds exactly like the voice that you both heard when you were in the smoke, and the hand with a guy pointed at you and said, Who the fuck are you?
01:01:58.480 --> 01:02:05.599
And then there's a burst of smoke, the body falls, it's completely dead, and you're left in the lighthouse.
01:02:05.840 --> 01:02:06.880
The merman body falls?
01:02:07.280 --> 01:02:07.840
Okay, okay.
01:02:08.000 --> 01:02:09.519
Now, what's in the lighthouse?
01:02:09.599 --> 01:02:10.480
Is there any chest?
01:02:10.880 --> 01:02:12.880
You're moving on from this so fast.
01:02:13.119 --> 01:02:14.719
Yeah, way too quickly, brother.
01:02:14.880 --> 01:02:19.119
Brother, that uh why a dead merman body just fell from a bunch of.
01:02:19.679 --> 01:02:21.039
Like, we should be shooteth.
01:02:21.199 --> 01:02:21.360
Yeah.
01:02:21.840 --> 01:02:22.400
I'm shooketh.
01:02:23.199 --> 01:02:28.400
We've just But you're already like, can I roll fucking perception and looking for other shit?
01:02:28.639 --> 01:02:30.480
Can we sit in this for a second?
01:02:30.719 --> 01:02:31.760
Okay, fine.
01:02:32.480 --> 01:02:34.719
So is the merman gone?
01:02:34.960 --> 01:02:40.000
Yeah, so it yeah, it looked like something was possessing the dead body of the merman.
01:02:40.320 --> 01:02:42.159
Oh, and it was him probably.
01:02:42.400 --> 01:02:44.559
Well, you don't well, he was dead, so how could it have been?
01:02:44.800 --> 01:02:45.920
Well, where where'd the merman come?
01:02:46.159 --> 01:02:49.840
The sp the spirit, the soul of prime evil lives on.
01:02:50.159 --> 01:02:53.440
Was this prime evil was the fishman?
01:02:53.760 --> 01:03:03.599
Maybe primeval wasn't the big evil, he was just like uh a decorative like the fish man was a illusion and he came out as primeval.
01:03:03.920 --> 01:03:08.159
Well, you could draw a perception on the body of the merman if you wanted to try and get it.
01:03:09.360 --> 01:03:11.840
So did anybody notice any fourteen.
01:03:12.239 --> 01:03:13.760
Oh, I got nineteen.
01:03:14.239 --> 01:03:14.480
Okay.
01:03:15.280 --> 01:03:16.400
Done even matter what I got.
01:03:16.719 --> 01:03:17.039
Right.
01:03:17.360 --> 01:03:34.719
So what Bill can looking at it is Bill sees that there's obviously the injuries that were caused by Don when he killed him, but also there's like a much older, smaller wound that almost looks like a kind of needle point in the back of the merman's neck.
01:03:35.280 --> 01:03:36.079
So perceptive.
01:03:36.639 --> 01:03:43.440
The merman was probably already dead when you interacted with him, so something was already possessing that merman.
01:03:44.079 --> 01:03:45.360
I was gonna say, how did he get up there?
01:03:45.519 --> 01:03:50.719
Yeah, so he was already being controlled by whatever was controlling him when you met him.
01:03:50.960 --> 01:03:57.920
And all you know is the voice that came out the murmur the sound that came out of the merman sounds exactly like the voice you heard in the smoke when you got taken.
01:03:58.400 --> 01:03:59.599
Brought us into this world.
01:03:59.760 --> 01:03:59.920
Yeah.
01:04:00.159 --> 01:04:03.199
Anything else, guys, before I go looking for treasures?
01:04:05.679 --> 01:04:07.440
Dragons always sit on treasure.
01:04:07.840 --> 01:04:10.800
I would say maybe real quick, like I'm a dragon.
01:04:11.360 --> 01:04:12.880
Yeah, yeah, I got that.
01:04:13.119 --> 01:04:13.760
I got that.
01:04:13.920 --> 01:04:14.960
I don't even like it.
01:04:15.039 --> 01:04:17.360
I'm not sure I like this new fanny.
01:04:17.599 --> 01:04:19.119
Because I'm so attractive now?
01:04:19.360 --> 01:04:21.360
No, just because you're a dragon.
01:04:21.599 --> 01:04:22.400
Like you're a dragon.
01:04:22.639 --> 01:04:23.360
I'm half dragon.
01:04:23.440 --> 01:04:24.320
I'm still fanny.
01:04:24.400 --> 01:04:25.440
You're fanny, you know.
01:04:25.760 --> 01:04:27.679
You've got scaly hands.
01:04:28.000 --> 01:04:29.119
Creeps everybody out.
01:04:29.360 --> 01:04:31.840
It doesn't creep everybody, just you.
01:04:32.159 --> 01:04:32.880
I asked Sean.
01:04:33.360 --> 01:04:34.559
I'm a little creeped out by it.
01:04:34.800 --> 01:04:35.599
Fuck, all right, Don.
01:04:36.159 --> 01:04:39.039
You just, you just, you fucking head, we're a bear and an eagle.
01:04:39.119 --> 01:04:39.679
What does Sean say?
01:04:39.920 --> 01:04:40.800
Sean gives you a thumbs up.
01:04:41.440 --> 01:04:41.519
Oh.
01:04:42.079 --> 01:04:43.440
At least I got Sean on my side.
01:04:43.519 --> 01:04:44.079
Thank you, man.
01:04:44.320 --> 01:04:45.920
I'm not saying anything bad.
01:04:46.000 --> 01:04:47.840
I'm just saying check your hands.
01:04:48.400 --> 01:04:52.639
I just think that maybe this could give us some, you know, benefit.
01:04:52.960 --> 01:04:54.000
Oh, it'll be great.
01:04:54.079 --> 01:04:54.960
I'll get used to it.
01:04:55.039 --> 01:04:58.880
I'm just I'm as used to you just being a dragon.
01:04:59.199 --> 01:05:10.719
The treasure that uh Prime Evil had was he was sitting on 300 gold pieces and uh a couple like weapons and sorts, nothing better than you already had, to be fair, but it's a good one.
01:05:10.800 --> 01:05:12.800
But a hundred a hundred gold coins each.
01:05:13.119 --> 01:05:14.719
I think three yeah, okay, okay, okay, yeah.
01:05:14.880 --> 01:05:17.440
Yeah, well, three hundred gold coins gold pieces.
01:05:17.679 --> 01:05:19.119
Well, Sean exists.
01:05:19.360 --> 01:05:20.159
Fuck Sean.
01:05:20.559 --> 01:05:21.280
Divvy them up.
01:05:21.360 --> 01:05:22.239
Don't be agreed.
01:05:22.400 --> 01:05:22.559
Okay.
01:05:23.119 --> 01:05:24.239
I'll take two hundred.
01:05:24.480 --> 01:05:24.719
No, no.
01:05:25.199 --> 01:05:25.679
Such a fucking.
01:05:26.079 --> 01:05:26.639
This is a second.
01:05:27.039 --> 01:05:27.519
Yeah, thank you.
01:05:27.679 --> 01:05:32.000
You can either go all the way up to the top of the lighthouse where the light is, or there's also a door.
01:05:32.159 --> 01:05:34.880
You could just open the door and go through to the outside world.
01:05:35.199 --> 01:05:40.000
Let's go to the top and declare to the town that the the slate.
01:05:42.079 --> 01:05:43.760
Uh I have loud voice.
01:05:44.000 --> 01:05:44.480
That's true.
01:05:45.519 --> 01:05:50.639
Why don't we open the door we came in, throw the body down the stairs?
01:05:50.880 --> 01:05:51.519
Yeah.
01:05:51.920 --> 01:05:52.079
Okay.
01:05:53.039 --> 01:05:54.320
I want to send some sort of cool.
01:05:55.119 --> 01:05:57.519
Plug up the hole for us to get back into Thornhole, though.
01:05:57.679 --> 01:06:00.880
I'll say I'll say that because he's been he's had Just a bit of a time.
01:06:01.760 --> 01:06:05.119
If you would have thrown down the stairs, you'd need to do a strength roll to see if he makes all of it.
01:06:06.000 --> 01:06:06.719
No, I am strong.
01:06:06.800 --> 01:06:07.199
I'm very strong.
01:06:07.360 --> 01:06:08.480
Especially if I was as a bigger.
01:06:08.719 --> 01:06:09.679
How tall is she?
01:06:10.079 --> 01:06:12.000
Uh I would say she's a bit like six foot.
01:06:12.400 --> 01:06:13.760
She's the tallest of all of us, yeah.
01:06:14.159 --> 01:06:14.800
Same hand as I think.
01:06:14.880 --> 01:06:15.760
How tall am I again?
01:06:15.920 --> 01:06:19.519
You're like, I think we said you were about four foot five or something.
01:06:20.000 --> 01:06:21.280
A small, ugly thing.
01:06:21.519 --> 01:06:22.239
Kevin Hart.
01:06:22.480 --> 01:06:22.639
Yeah.
01:06:22.719 --> 01:06:23.039
Exactly.
01:06:23.440 --> 01:06:24.880
You'd make that exact joke, yeah.
01:06:25.119 --> 01:06:26.320
Did I already do that one?
01:06:27.440 --> 01:06:27.679
Wow.
01:06:30.880 --> 01:06:32.960
So what are you wanting?
01:06:33.199 --> 01:06:39.039
So you're in that room, uh, you wanting to go up to the top of the lighthouse, or you want to Top of the Lighthouse.
01:06:39.280 --> 01:06:54.639
Okay, so you go up to the top of the lighthouse and uh there's a a jar that contains a flame that basically looks like there's no it's like there's nothing there's not like a candle in the jar or something like that.
01:06:54.719 --> 01:06:56.000
Like there's just a jar of flames.
01:07:00.960 --> 01:07:02.079
You've seen it before.
01:07:02.320 --> 01:07:05.440
I just I just want to start saying stuff.
01:07:06.239 --> 01:07:09.440
That's well okay.
01:07:09.519 --> 01:07:14.400
Well I see it like everybody, it's the eternal light of endless flame.
01:07:14.880 --> 01:07:17.599
Dawn r looks at Fanny and goes, he's making shit up.
01:07:17.760 --> 01:07:18.400
I am making it up.
01:07:18.480 --> 01:07:19.519
So you want me to take that?
01:07:20.159 --> 01:07:20.880
I'll take it.
01:07:24.320 --> 01:07:27.119
I would say well, I actually don't trust touching it.
01:07:27.360 --> 01:07:27.679
Okay.
01:07:28.079 --> 01:07:31.760
I think since I'm a dragon and it's fire, maybe I can.
01:07:32.159 --> 01:07:36.719
So you you're a blue dragon, so that means you're immune to lightning damage and yeah.
01:07:36.960 --> 01:07:38.639
So def different colours of dragons.
01:07:38.960 --> 01:07:40.800
Yeah, you're the different type of dragon.
01:07:41.280 --> 01:07:42.079
Pretty similar though.
01:07:42.239 --> 01:07:46.719
I uh well I already know it's magic, so detect magic wouldn't do me any good.
01:07:47.039 --> 01:07:47.920
Detect it anyway.
01:07:48.239 --> 01:07:52.239
Just be if it was My Detect Magic won't tell me if it's like bad.
01:07:52.480 --> 01:07:54.719
Yeah, but it'll it'll uh no, it'll just tell me.
01:07:54.960 --> 01:07:58.880
Oh, I no, uh genuinely, I that's an open container, right?
01:07:59.039 --> 01:07:59.360
Yes.
01:08:00.159 --> 01:08:02.960
I want to just fucking ten gallons in it.
01:08:03.280 --> 01:08:04.480
Put the flame out.
01:08:04.719 --> 01:08:09.039
Uh you put ten gallons in it, uh the flame doesn't go out.
01:08:09.440 --> 01:08:10.719
It's eternal, that's what I said.
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Dodge it.
01:08:12.159 --> 01:08:12.400
Red flag.
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It just keeps burning and evaporates the water.
01:08:15.440 --> 01:08:16.000
Red flag.
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Can we take it?
01:08:16.800 --> 01:08:17.600
Can we take the flame?
01:08:17.680 --> 01:08:18.640
You could take if you want it to take the flag.
01:08:18.880 --> 01:08:24.479
I feel like we should take it, because if it's always on and we go somewhere that's dark.
01:08:24.880 --> 01:08:27.760
I'm gonna take I take the flame, I put it in my bag.
01:08:28.159 --> 01:08:30.000
Is essentially a fucking torch.
01:08:30.079 --> 01:08:30.560
You're crazy.
01:08:30.640 --> 01:08:32.159
That's a piece of shit.
01:08:32.399 --> 01:08:35.359
You think it's in a box it's just evaporated water.
01:08:35.520 --> 01:08:37.359
It's so much significantly stronger.
01:08:37.600 --> 01:08:38.239
It's in a jar.
01:08:38.399 --> 01:08:41.920
It's so how big can I put the jar in my rock?
01:08:42.640 --> 01:08:43.359
I can't with this guy.
01:08:44.239 --> 01:08:47.199
It's evaporated water, and he's like, I've already taken it.
01:08:47.840 --> 01:08:48.640
She's already taken it.
01:08:48.880 --> 01:08:56.319
Fanny's got it in a bag now, so that's that's I use uh uh there's nothing else up in the lighthouse.
01:08:56.720 --> 01:09:01.279
That's my favourite phase when Tom just gets to repeating what everyone else has already said.
01:09:01.359 --> 01:09:02.560
Oh, she's already taken it.
01:09:02.640 --> 01:09:02.880
Cool.
01:09:03.119 --> 01:09:06.800
There's there's um there's maps as well up the top of the lighthouse as well.
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Of the world.
01:09:08.720 --> 01:09:10.159
But yeah, we're taking all of these.
01:09:10.560 --> 01:09:15.680
We're like you can see Fawnhold and you're like, right, stuff must be so you've got maps of the world.
01:09:15.920 --> 01:09:16.479
Oh, okay.
01:09:16.640 --> 01:09:20.079
So where does it what is so what's the net is there a town?
01:09:20.319 --> 01:09:21.760
So you can see So like a town?
01:09:21.840 --> 01:09:23.199
Should we go and try and get a gig?
01:09:23.600 --> 01:09:31.439
So you can see that there is like a road, what looks like a kind of road that looks like on the map, but it's quite a large city, Neverwinter.
01:09:31.680 --> 01:09:39.520
Uh and then also you can see like a kind of looks like a path through some kind of mountains to the town of Amphal, which we were also told about.
01:09:39.680 --> 01:10:03.119
And then that is another town for going to so Neverwinter's North, er Amphil is east, is that Never I East, and then uh South going down to like another kind of bit of the coast that kind of curves round as Waterdeep, which is looks like a kind of another larger city.
01:10:03.359 --> 01:10:04.960
So that's what your options are.
01:10:05.520 --> 01:10:06.239
Where should we head?
01:10:06.399 --> 01:10:07.920
I tell you where we're not going.
01:10:08.239 --> 01:10:10.560
Back to being to give her armor back.
01:10:10.800 --> 01:10:13.920
I just want to go back down to the town people and be fucking celebrated.
01:10:14.319 --> 01:10:16.079
I do think I want to do that as well.
01:10:16.319 --> 01:10:17.279
I think we need to rest.
01:10:17.359 --> 01:10:19.680
We need a night to rest and regroup and drink.
01:10:19.920 --> 01:10:21.199
Then we can decide where to go.
01:10:21.600 --> 01:10:23.439
There's definitely gonna be a party, and I want to drink.
01:10:23.680 --> 01:10:24.239
You don't want to drink.
01:10:24.560 --> 01:10:26.800
Well, I know I really want to drink, but I can't.
01:10:27.119 --> 01:10:32.239
Also, I think that like we could slyly get some information from people in the town of like, what is it?
01:10:32.560 --> 01:10:34.640
Never uh never winter, water deep?
01:10:34.720 --> 01:10:35.359
What do you guys think?
01:10:35.520 --> 01:10:37.199
You walk back down and give it away.
01:10:37.439 --> 01:10:38.079
Celebrate, yeah.
01:10:38.239 --> 01:10:38.399
Yeah.
01:10:38.640 --> 01:10:41.359
Okay, so you walk back down to the room.
01:10:41.520 --> 01:10:42.560
Uh hold it.
01:10:42.640 --> 01:10:45.039
Wait, before we do, we cut off its penis.
01:10:45.199 --> 01:10:45.439
Yeah.
01:10:45.680 --> 01:10:47.039
Yeah, and I want to be waving it.
01:10:47.199 --> 01:10:48.720
We slag the beast.
01:10:48.880 --> 01:10:49.039
Yeah.
01:10:49.439 --> 01:10:53.920
Okay, so you go down and you someone start so slay the beast.
01:10:54.159 --> 01:10:57.520
Uh who wants to cut off primeval's penis?
01:10:58.399 --> 01:11:00.479
We didn't even know if it was a guy or a girl.
01:11:00.720 --> 01:11:01.119
It's a guy.
01:11:01.359 --> 01:11:02.000
Of course it's a girl.
01:11:02.159 --> 01:11:02.960
You've got a penis.
01:11:03.279 --> 01:11:04.560
Uh I'll I'll happily.
01:11:05.119 --> 01:11:06.079
Okay, so roll me.
01:11:06.159 --> 01:11:06.960
Uh stereo.
01:11:08.079 --> 01:11:09.840
You're like one of those Vietnam Orbits.
01:11:10.079 --> 01:11:10.720
If we lost it.
01:11:11.119 --> 01:11:12.800
12 plus 2.
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So 14.
01:11:13.920 --> 01:11:14.319
14.
01:11:14.800 --> 01:11:16.319
Uh you've you've cut it off.
01:11:16.479 --> 01:11:19.279
It's not the prettiest of cuts, but it's definitely cut off.
01:11:19.439 --> 01:11:25.039
Uh when you started messing around in this room, I set a timer and the timer is up.
01:11:25.199 --> 01:11:40.319
Uh, so what happens is the door to the lighthouse crashes open, and in comes what looks like a group of kind of medieval soldiers, and they are they grab each of you and they pull you out.
01:11:40.479 --> 01:11:46.000
There is a kind of chariot, uh, and dicked about for too fucking long.
01:11:46.720 --> 01:11:50.720
We wanted to celebrate We dicked about and we dicked about.
01:11:50.800 --> 01:11:52.079
Uh, this is so frustrating.
01:11:52.319 --> 01:11:55.680
You know what's really funny is they came in while you were chopping his peak.
01:11:56.079 --> 01:12:00.319
Guys, wait till we get back to Guys, wait till we get back to the town.
01:12:00.399 --> 01:12:02.319
This party's gonna be Who's this coming in?
01:12:02.479 --> 01:12:03.439
Hey guys.
01:12:03.760 --> 01:12:07.039
So what you see is there's three kind of chariots.
01:12:07.199 --> 01:12:08.000
They grab Fanny.
01:12:08.239 --> 01:12:10.479
This is outside the lighthouse.
01:12:10.800 --> 01:12:14.399
So we're not we can't go back down the board being arrested by the old knights.
01:12:14.720 --> 01:12:19.199
There's too many of them, and they grab you, they knock out Fanny, they knock out Don.
01:12:19.840 --> 01:12:21.920
Why did they knock out they didn't knock out Bill?
01:12:22.159 --> 01:12:29.680
They didn't knock you out and they didn't knock Sean out, and they chuck Fanny into one carriage, they chuck Don into one, and they chuck Bill and Sean into the other.
01:12:29.840 --> 01:12:31.439
They didn't even try and knock him out?
01:12:31.680 --> 01:12:35.359
Nah, they will they looked at him as like four foot nothing, man.
01:12:35.520 --> 01:12:38.000
Yeah, that's gonna be their ultimate.
01:12:39.199 --> 01:12:41.439
It really is, because you're too charismatic.
01:12:41.600 --> 01:12:42.159
Yeah, I am.
01:12:42.399 --> 01:12:45.039
And that brings us to the end of that episode.
01:12:45.279 --> 01:12:53.920
What the we didn't even oh we're in uh this is that kind of thing where you look at the camera and you go, looks like we're in more trouble than ever, Sean.
01:12:54.319 --> 01:12:55.920
Well, all right, so thanks for watching.
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We'll see you on the next episode.
01:12:57.600 --> 01:12:58.239
Watching.
01:12:58.640 --> 01:12:59.439
Watching.
01:12:59.680 --> 01:13:00.960
Hey, you fucked up.
01:13:01.199 --> 01:13:02.479
You need to do the outro again.
01:13:02.560 --> 01:13:05.119
Hey, we'll see you next time.
01:13:10.399 --> 01:13:11.920
Thanks so much for listening, everyone.
01:13:12.000 --> 01:13:14.479
Just a few quick shout-outs before we wrap up the episode.
01:13:14.720 --> 01:13:20.479
First of all, a big shout out to the person who designed our image, uh, Kitty Christland R.
01:13:20.880 --> 01:13:23.600
Alan Orr, who did the theme music.
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And last but certainly not least, John Stables, who does all of our sound production and editing, and there's a lot of work to stuff to stick through that.
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So thank you, John Allen.