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Speaker 1: Hey there, it's Ali Cloggy with you.
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Speaker 2: Hey, it's Max Birth Hello, Shane Low.
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Speaker 1: On a scale of one to one hundred, how badly did I miss up yesterday? Now, you guys know I'm not great with tech, and yesterday was the first ever time I did parent teacher interviews via zoom okay, and I don't do zoom calls. Even if there's something that I have to connect with, I would much prefer it just to be on a normal phone call and I put on speaker. I don't like the video things. I think it's stupid, even through COVID. I thought it was stupid, right right.
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Speaker 2: It's like a face to face conversation, but you don't have to leave your hair.
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Speaker 1: But it's never not like it's not it's just like being on a phone call to me. If I can't touch and feel you and actually smell.
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Speaker 3: You conversations, that explains why we have conversations. And I just look away for a second and I can swear some mu's behind me going.
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Speaker 1: It's you. Anyway, we did them. It was parent teacher and I was got in really early. I set my alarm so I got all of my appointments back to back.
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Speaker 2: To back very competitive with this.
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Speaker 1: Huh yeah, well you don't want to have one at four and one at six and one at three thirty and everything else. So I was running ahead of schedule, so thankfully, I guess, you know, kid was going okay with things. So running ahead of schedule, and I thought, you know what, I'm going to get changed in my gym gear here. And so I was on hold in the waiting room for the extension math teacher, and I thought, I'm just gonna get changed. And I got my leggings on, no dramas, I got my top off, no dramas, and I just pulled my sports bra on and then she's opened up the video thing and I didn't feel I could stop and keep her waiting while I put a T shirt on. So I then did the rest off my parent picture interview in my sports bra just.
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Speaker 2: Tilt the camera, turn the camera off.
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Speaker 1: Like but then she would have been waiting. And I think being late is the most horrendous fopa.
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Speaker 2: How long does it take you to put a T shirt on?
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Speaker 1: Well? So you saying is doing a parent teacher interview on a sports borra is more of a faux part than being late. Yes, no, yes, really yeah, scalum one to one hundred.
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Speaker 2: I mean not knowing how to turn the camera.
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Speaker 1: I'm going to learn about podcasts. Apparently canna listen to this now Trumber one.
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Speaker 4: But there our soundtrack of the day with tub pumping.
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Speaker 1: Did you know there was six hundred and eighty seven pubs in this fair state of ours.
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Speaker 4: Oh, that is a lot of pubs.
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Speaker 1: And that's kind of why we're playing that song bit of tub thumping, Because there are two boys on Instagra called Pinted every pub who got together and made one of the more interesting New Year's resolutions you can possibly make. Like if you think about your New year resolutions, I mean pretty much might have always going to be I'm going to be healthy, I'm going to Yeah, I'm going to be a better mother, all that sort of stuff. These boys are a couple of landscape dudes decided, you know what we're going to do for our Newyear's resolution. We're going to visit every single hub.
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Speaker 2: In South Australia and we're going to drink a pie in a front bar.
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Speaker 1: I love it, and I like the fact that these boys have done it ostensibly because they want to support small business.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I like that.
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Speaker 1: I think that is so good.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're doing it for small business, dropping fifteen bucks at every single pub.
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Speaker 1: You can follow them at Insta and they're just two really lovely looking blokes who just go around and they're just and they've ranked their top ten. So far they've only gone well, they're nearing two hundred, so they're getting there pretty good. Yeah, but they've gone to a whole host and they've given their top ten, which includes, you know, the Pandana Hotel and Cano Island been, the Fairy Hotel in Flinder's been, the Lee Creek Hotel. Haven't Commercial Hotel in Strath been there also the ones at Port Lincoln, Streaky Bay, Glendambo, and I've been to the Desert Cave. I've been all of that, pretty much been all of them, which I don't know, maybe I should have started an Instagram. The Desert Cave Hotel at Cooper Pete's awesome. If you haven't taken your family.
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Speaker 5: Up there, it's.
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Speaker 1: Just I think you have to do it at least once in your life, just to be able to show another world.
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Speaker 5: It's just a completely different world.
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Speaker 2: It's unlike anywhere else, unbelieva.
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Speaker 1: I went into a full I think it was Croatian. Forgive me if I've got the wrong denomination and culture, but it was definitely either Croatian or I don't anyway, I don't want to mess that up because it's a big yeah yeah, yeah, yeah no. But I went into a church completely underground and anyway you can go up there and have a beer at the Desert Cave Hotel. So yeah, I just love the idea.
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Speaker 5: I mean, it's pretty Australian that you reckon.
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Speaker 3: That's very to do a pub first one you want to tick off narrot o, I study it.
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Speaker 1: No. I like my local, which is just the Wellington Hotel, because they'll always.
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Speaker 2: Open up for me.
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Speaker 4: I've got my nose on the door.
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Speaker 5: Come on in love, I reckon.
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Speaker 1: If so, if we were to put a definitive list together of the best pubs or what makes the best pub?
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Speaker 5: What would be what needs to happen?
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Speaker 2: You got to have a good beer garden. Yeah, somewhere I can in the sun, being the sun.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got to have somebody who calls me love at least once. I love you love snitty love. Yeah. I like that a lot of people wouldn't, but.
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Speaker 3: Huge TV in the corner that shows sport twenty four to seven that you don't have to watch. But like if even at like two pm on a Monday and they're shown under seventeen Polish volleyball or something, I just want that on to know that there is some sport to comfort me.
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Speaker 1: See, I think there has to be two in case you get the crossover games. If you want to watch the women's footy in the such and such that, I mean I might be asking to you don't have to.
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Speaker 2: Sell it to meet put up six.
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Speaker 6: I don't care.
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Speaker 1: What about you, Shane?
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Speaker 5: What makes a good purpose chicken salt at the table?
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Speaker 2: You don't get that anywhere? You don't, and maybe you should. I think it's a game changer. I actually think that's a fantastic idea.
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Speaker 1: And does any Australian pub serve nuts? You know how you've all is those American ones where you go in and they have the nuts. Does any Australian pub still do that anymore? Any South Australian pub?
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Speaker 3: No, No, we all that we can serve parmies just move past the nuts and straight into the snitty.
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Speaker 1: Anyway, if there is a pub out there that does do the nuts.
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Speaker 5: We will travel thirteen one or two three.
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Speaker 4: Let us know.
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Speaker 1: Hey, speaking of pubs, guys, we are actually doing our pub test a little bit later on, so tune in for that. I just want you to imagine that you're in the shoes of doctor James Profiles from Charles University in Prague. Now he's a neuroscience professor and he is identified that there are three types of orgasm.
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Speaker 4: How did he identify that?
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Speaker 1: I mean imagine pitching this to get the research money, guys. So he asked fifty four women to full use a machine one might normally buy its sexy land that was also attached to sensors that detected forces. How'd I go with that?
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Speaker 2: Right? Okay?
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Speaker 1: Okay? Now apparently this particular buyer feedback instrument, as I will called it, was nicknamed the lion s.
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Speaker 3: Bio feedback Instrument. If that doesn't get you a little hot under the.
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Speaker 1: Collar, I'm so sorry. But what, like, why is it a bloke that's doing this? Like I don't care who you are, but what are you doing?
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Speaker 4: I'm just fifty four.
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Speaker 1: Women to be doing this, and what sort of occupational health and safety and workplace health and safety and culture do they have there?
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Speaker 5: Do you make sure it's okay?
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Speaker 2: His first pitch was not for the toy it as well.
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Speaker 3: I mean, someone's got to do it, so I'll give it a go anyway.
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Speaker 1: Anyway, Sure it's science, and that's fine. I'm not sure why we need to know this stuff, but apparently this guy thinks that we do. So apparently there is the wave, Okay, there is the avalanche, and there's the volcano.
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Speaker 4: Are they all the same?
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Speaker 1: Which does he exact response i'd expect from a man?
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Speaker 3: So what a the differences between these three natural disasters.
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Speaker 1: Going into the According to the wave, it's like successive contractions and it's to do with repetition rhythm. Then the avalanche's tension, first relaxation after okay, okay, and then over the top time. The volcano, well, as you can imagine, it's more explosive, like it's oh yeah, just just bang.
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Speaker 5: So I'm picturing.
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Speaker 4: I've read about it, I mean, never seen it in the wild.
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Speaker 1: I've got to say, there is no way.
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Speaker 5: I don't know.
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Speaker 1: Maybe I'm the one that's doing it wrong. I don't think I've ever been lucky enough. No, but if this has ever been fortunate enough to happen to me. I don't think I've ever laid back and then tried to work through what just happened. I think I think it's kind of like a sneaky high five that worked, and off we move into the day. It's not really an analysis at the end of it.
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Speaker 2: You haven't sat down filled out the spreadsheet for the professor. I don't take spreadsheet.
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Speaker 1: So anyway, feel free to ride the way of experience the avalanche or creative volcano in your day.
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Speaker 2: Today they do all sound like rides show.
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Speaker 7: Away and they forget just break your family, show grow with the show Boys.
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Speaker 4: Now.
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Speaker 1: Yesterday Max, you were speaking about these weird coincidence that had happened to you. At the Royal Adelaide Show. We met a couple of the South Astralian contestants for m KR My Kitchen Rules, and it just so happened that the mom Sonya yep, her family came from the very same tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny Italian town that was like the bridge over from your family.
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Speaker 3: Never anyone that knows where it is, And I was like, maybe my family's from twenty three ks.
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Speaker 1: Away, and we all said no, why and thought it was a coincidence. So it was amazing and then basically the phone calls just started flooding in like this one.
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Speaker 8: Both my parents and my now husband's parents were married on the twenty sixth of March nineteen seventy seven.
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Speaker 1: Oh no, why Jesse, that's a good one. I love it.
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Speaker 8: And we decided to get married on the twenty sixth of March in twenty sixteen, so now we all have the same anniversary.
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Speaker 1: No one can forget. That is very smart, Jesse. On top of it there, so we couldn't get to all the phones that were coming through, so we thought, well, we've got to bring it back, and I think we should start doing regularly. And you know what that means?
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Speaker 5: Guys?
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Speaker 2: What's that mean?
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Speaker 1: We've got what they call in the radio biz an opener.
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Speaker 9: And a smilets pinky pink work leish while a winky pink worm colunking of worm a wink etink work.
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Speaker 4: What do you think that's locked?
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Speaker 6: Is that one?
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Speaker 2: Okay?
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Speaker 10: What do you mean?
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Speaker 1: Love it?
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Speaker 3: You know what?
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Speaker 2: I'm there.
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Speaker 4: I like the topic so much that I'm happy to go with coin.
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Speaker 1: You try to find something the rhymes a coincidence?
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Speaker 4: Yeah? There, I told you.
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Speaker 1: All right, So thirteen one, O two three, what is your co winky dick?
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Speaker 10: All right?
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Speaker 1: What is your coincidence? That one thing that you just go no, why after it happens like max yours was nothing? Yet another one where people are texting, Oh I made.
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Speaker 3: I was messaging the guy made it work the other day, Lucas. We were messaging each other at the exact same time. I didn't realize because the dots didn't appear for whatever reason. I pushed send at the same time he pushed sent. We sent almost the exact same message to each other at the same time.
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Speaker 1: No, why Wane, have you got one?
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Speaker 4: I was watching Billions the other day.
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Speaker 1: I love the show because it's so good actors assistant.
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Speaker 2: I don't know the name of his character, his real name. But and then the show after I watched.
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Speaker 4: Was Better Call Saul, and he was also in Better Called So exactly what we want?
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Speaker 2: It really is mostly no way.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, they can be Yeah, they can be dodgy coincidences too. Can we actually turn that music down? It's really nice to talk over us.
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Speaker 2: Sorry about that.
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Speaker 1: You got to keep it. You just got to find.
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Speaker 4: Three coincident with us amazing.
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Speaker 1: Now hit it guys.
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Speaker 9: Smiles and winky Pinkish winky pink world.
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Speaker 1: Have you guys with weird coincidence? Yes, So we couldn't even get to all of them even picking up the phone. So I'm thinking it's going to be a regular where we look at a winky ink. I don't know it's Thursday, could be anyway. We'll work out a permanent day for it. But K from Adelaide, come on, give us your winky dink.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 11: So when I was pregnant, so I got to So in twenty fourteen, my husband and I went to South Australia for for Christmas, went to see his dad who passed. His dad had passed away me like a couple of years before, went to go to see the grave disclosure. A month later I ended up pregnant. And then the second part is that our son. I was on the bus when I was pregnant and I had a lady walk on the bus and I was about thirty four thirty five weeks pregnant. You are having a boy is the first letter is Max, and he's going to be an old soul and he's I've gone in eleven days early our son's name is Maximus, and he has very interesting old soul qualities about him. Oh why oh, yes, one being.
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Speaker 4: I love you, Kay, You're the best?
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Speaker 1: All right, okay, waiting, Well she called it. That's kind of what I've got in mind.
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Speaker 4: I would be that guy.
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Speaker 2: But is that a coincidence?
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Speaker 1: Ge?
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Speaker 5: Wheez, your judge.
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Speaker 4: If you have a coincidence, it another whenever it is?
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Speaker 2: All right?
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Speaker 1: Coming up next, I'm going to tell you if someone says, name your baby this head you do, is that a quidence? Coming up next, I'm going to tell you you who we have a new person to cheer for in maths.
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Speaker 5: Yes, the previews are out. Wait till you meet Lucinda. Let's find out what happening in the world of entertainment.
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Speaker 1: All right, I'm going to play you a clip and I just want you to try to guess what's going to happen next.
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Speaker 12: And I've survived strikes in Ukraine, deadly spiders, interviewing crime lords in North Korea.
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Speaker 6: But nothing prepares you for a mission as well as this.
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Speaker 8: That's true.
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Speaker 10: Let's do it.
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Speaker 6: Let's go, ladies and gentlemen. The Bride of twenty twenty four.
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Speaker 1: Oh no, right, It is the really weird start for the trail of the newer seasons of Maths. He walks in in a full flat jacket and the helmet, and then he gets swamped by all of these women. It's so weird.
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Speaker 5: But what do we expect from married at first sight?
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Speaker 11: Right?
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Speaker 1: Are you ready to find someone to cheer for? Ladies and gentlemen, go introducing to you to a forty two year old Lucinda Light who's a bride.
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Speaker 13: My name's Lucinda Light in forty two. I live here in Suffolk Park, so just a couple of Kenes out of Bay around. I love bug Berlin character like I feel like he's quite eval, do you know, just annoying himself. He's emerged, he's self inquired, he's on his passion path. I want somebody that's quite intelligent.
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Speaker 1: I do not want to vogum.
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Speaker 13: If it's the right person, it'd have to be just like solemn point that we'd be meanking love.
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Speaker 1: What does that even mean?
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Speaker 2: I don't not want to borrow a gun.
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Speaker 1: And she's at Souper Park, which is the Bogan.
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Speaker 4: Areaan barron, which I love, has to be putting that on.
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Speaker 1: You know, one might understand why the cinder might be still single. Oh yeah, she's a wedding celebrant to.
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Speaker 5: You anyway, that's a short price favorite right there.
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Speaker 1: All right, let's talk about some weird parent and kid relationship dynamics. First, up Ethan Hawk. He's been directing his daughter Maya Hawk in her sex scenes, which I find really relud Yeah, he told.
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Speaker 5: Variety that they're so comfortable with it and couldn't kill less.
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Speaker 2: And you won't even let your teenage daughter meet her boyfriend.
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Speaker 1: No, absolutely not imagine being there going, no.
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Speaker 2: Now kiss him.
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Speaker 4: Weird, so weird right like that, This is how your mother and I do it.
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Speaker 1: Mother, all right. Next, David and Victoria Beckham's eighteen year old son, Cruise, as shown off his latest tattoo, and he's got the word.
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Speaker 5: Posh written just below his elbow.
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Speaker 1: Would you do that like for your mum?
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Speaker 2: Well as a spice girl to get her nickname her like a.
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Speaker 1: Nickname from ages ago?
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Speaker 2: So how often do you sing below the elbow? And somebody like is that a regular thing that you shoulde made?
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Speaker 1: Most people wear T shirts.
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Speaker 4: You're more of her above the elbow?
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Speaker 1: Operator, see they reckon, they reckon, Cruise his older brother, Brooklyn, who's twenty four, has at least one hundred tattoos, with seventy alone dedicated to his wife. How many seventy? And anyway, David Beckham has sixty. Al Right, let's finish with this, because I know you guys love checking out what's in girls' handbags and then.
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Speaker 5: Doing this regularly on Vogue.
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Speaker 1: Anyway, Vogue Mexico got Cardi b to do one of these What's in My Bag videos, and so she empties out the Burke And now the Burken is worth more than most of our homes here in South Australia. And the number one.
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Speaker 5: Thing she had in there was baby powder.
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Speaker 1: Why well, just have a listen.
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Speaker 8: I'd rather be a mess and small and clack your teeth.
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Speaker 5: Your tea is flat. No baby powder.
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Speaker 8: I'm telling you, you're gonna remember me this.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I couldn't understand it. So then I went back to all the other stuff. And apparently she walks into a toilet and she throws it in the air because it gets rid of the smells. Oh, I like, I like what else she has? She had baby wipes. Again, that was all restroom related. I think you can work that out. And she has big s vaper rub because she's allergic to a lot of smells you don't teeth blah blah blah blah. She also has vassoline white.
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Speaker 8: Well, have a listen, Vaselina. I barely wear makeup like that when I when I'm like chilling and whatever. So me and my kids, our face gotta be vassaline the hell down. It just gives you like that natural pretty glow. My daughter, my son always gonna have that face vasseline down.
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Speaker 14: Yep.
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Speaker 1: I've always said that's how I refer to my kids. I've got to get their face vassoline down.
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Speaker 2: Absolutely.
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Speaker 1: Finally, a bottle of water is in there, because yes, we're back in the restroom. She says she has to wash her backside and if she doesn't wash it, she's not happy.
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Speaker 3: You know, I got to keep it clean Cardi. I've seen images of Cardi. It's going to need to be a big bottle of water.
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Speaker 5: I mean, I've only got like three thousand ins to followers. This chick's got millions of people listening to.
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Speaker 3: I need to clean your backside more often, Allie, I got to vasoline damn.
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Speaker 1: All right, are you ready to come down the back alley and into the Tin Street tavern with us.
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Speaker 5: It is time for our pub test.
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Speaker 2: That's have breakfast here.
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Speaker 1: I am starving a brickish nitty at the pub. That'll be all right, all right, I'll have a big bat orange juice in my pine glass.
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Speaker 2: If that's okay, be in nine please.
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Speaker 1: Here we go. I reckonmen a happier women, just in general. Yeah, So I came across this study that's come out of America, But then I started disappearing down this wormhole. And there are studies into pretty much every developed country in this world that says that men are happier than women. Would you have thought that at all? Because our scientists are doing this. You No, it's all sorts of time and I and I'm like, I've gone yes. My gut reaction was yet I completely get it. But maybe I'm looking at the tiny microcosm that is our family, where Matt gets to come home and be fun dad, whereas I'm doing the all right, who's picking child up from here? And where who's going here? And how are you feeling about the fact that your friend might not have spoken to you for three minutes? And blah blah, blah blah blah blah, where he just walks in and just sort of cruises in through life and you know everything else. I mean, if you think about the pressure on our appearances versus the pressure on how you boys look, for example, like well, I mean I was told by someone loosely associated to this radio station that I should put more work into looking better for our social media eclipse. Oh what that.
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Speaker 4: Seems a little bit harsh, shouldn't know?
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Speaker 1: Mad last night was walking out the door, said telling where he going, said, I've got some corporate thing with the crows down and adelaide over the premier speaking, and I had to yell at him to pull his pants down because he looked like a four year old in knickerbockers, and to zip up his jacket because nothing was iron Blissfully, he could just wander through life. He doesn't have to worry about makeup, he doesn't have to worry about you know, the aging. How I think he looks even better the more he ages.
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Speaker 3: Yep, Okay, counterpoint? What counterpoint? Women are better at voicing their displeasure than men who have evolved to suppress all of their emotions, bottle it up and just go to the pub and watch footy about it.
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Speaker 5: So you're saying you're just as miserable as us.
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Speaker 4: Says you don't win.
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Speaker 3: Women.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, we can all be just as miserable.
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Speaker 1: We just hear it more.
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Speaker 6: Wow.
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Speaker 4: Wow, No, we just hear it more from me.
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Speaker 3: Because I'm you're better at voicing your displeasure with the world than we are.
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Speaker 4: I agree with that.
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Speaker 1: I reckon women go out and seek support and all that sort of stuff and have challenged you know, and I know that we're talking in big fat stereotypes here, but I think with us women we have lived through or we have grown up with our moms have bought for us to be able to do any for everything, and now that we've got here, it's a lot. Like it is a lot. We can be the bread winner, we can go after our career, but we can also have the kids and then we can do this and we can be a great friend and a sexy wife for longer and all that sort of stuff.
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Speaker 4: It's a lot. I will say that, definitely.
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Speaker 3: I will give you a pass for being less happy than men for like the nine months of pregnancy and then the little bit after that, because there's a lot going on there. You definitely are allowed to be way more unhappy in that period.
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Speaker 4: Did you just hear that?
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Speaker 1: Did you just hear that, ladies and gentleman Max spurfets the nine months of pregnancy and just a little bit after that, because that's what involving bringing up a child. To take just a little bit after that.
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Speaker 4: You just put them into daycares a month bold or something.
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Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Men are happier than women. Does that pass the pub test for you? I want to talk about superstitions because I like to think that we're all very very balanced people in the world. But most of us, or a lot of us, might have children, or we've got mortgages, or we've got responsibilities at work that are really really important.
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Speaker 5: So why then do we sit and believe in superstitions?
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Speaker 14: Yep?
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Speaker 2: And I reckon, everyone's got one, and I think I've picked up on one of yours.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, So this is the conversation we end up having because yesterday we drove up to the Woodland Venture Park right our Woodhouse a venturepark, sorry up there, out of Krafers, because we're getting ready for our digital detox with whoever wants to come.
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Speaker 2: By the way is awesome, so good.
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Speaker 5: We're going to talk about that after it.
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Speaker 1: It's so so good.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: So we're driving up the freeway and I'm driving.
00:24:04
Speaker 3: You are in my passenger seat, and on two occasions on the very short drive, like ten to fifteen minutes up the freeway, you like in the middle of a conversation, tapped tapped the dashboard two or three times and then just carried on as if nothing had happened.
00:24:23
Speaker 4: And I let it go because I was like, who is this crazy woman?
00:24:28
Speaker 3: But her name's on the show, so I'm not going to call her out until we're on air tomorrow.
00:24:33
Speaker 4: Well, this is it.
00:24:34
Speaker 1: And the whole idea that I do that is, if ever I'm in a car that goes through a speed camera and doesn't get caught, then I just tap it and I say good job, Like I tap the car and say good job.
00:24:45
Speaker 3: Like you congratulating car I am, but like, we're not going to get caught because I wasn't speeding.
00:24:51
Speaker 1: No I know, but it's just still it's just an all round good job to everybody involved in the situation.
00:24:56
Speaker 5: We're driving at a safe speed.
00:24:58
Speaker 1: We're not going to get a big fat fine, and I just think it's kind of good.
00:25:02
Speaker 2: Great, that's what. That's your superstition. Don't get to speak well.
00:25:06
Speaker 1: And the other one that I always do is touch. Would like if ever we are talking about, ever we are talking about doing things with the kids, or the children's health or anything like that that could tempt fate. I always touch my head always now. In every other aspect of my life, I am very balanced. I favor science over any of this sort of stuff. But for those two especially, they're just the superstitions that I just cannot shake. It's weird.
00:25:36
Speaker 2: I am right there with you. I put on.
00:25:41
Speaker 3: As someone who's a very balanced individual. But I still put on my right shoe first every single day. I never put on my left shoe. And you know what, looking back is especially relevant during football, put on my right first.
00:25:56
Speaker 4: Looking back, I reckon.
00:25:57
Speaker 3: There was a game in twenty thirteen where I put my left boot on first, broke the colarbine.
00:26:04
Speaker 2: Sixteen. Put on my left boot first out at ross.
00:26:07
Speaker 3: Trevor snapped my knee, wrapped it around and go goalpost destroyed it. And I will never put on a left shoe first ever again.
00:26:15
Speaker 1: Oh We'll see Matt I reckon through his playing days when he was playing with the lines and crows and it it was always.
00:26:20
Speaker 2: Left shoe first.
00:26:21
Speaker 4: Well there you go.
00:26:21
Speaker 5: That means he's a better footballer than you.
00:26:23
Speaker 2: I mean, I think we know.
00:26:24
Speaker 1: The So if you like us and you you know, you know that you're balanced, and you know that you've got a handle on life, but you still have these superstitions, I love you to make us feel better.
00:26:35
Speaker 5: The sprning and you can pick up the shade load.
00:26:37
Speaker 2: I would love to speak to someone who has never stepped on a crack in life.
00:26:42
Speaker 1: We're getting into superstitions after I just kept tapping Max's car as he made it safely through speed cameras yesterday. Yeah, good bit of a drive.
00:26:50
Speaker 2: Fallsn't speeding.
00:26:51
Speaker 5: And Lisa of Millswood, what's your superstition?
00:26:54
Speaker 15: Oh my god, I have got the weirdest superstision ever. So I didn't come. But if you put if I put anything on the wrong way round or back to front, I have to keep it on the entire day. I cannot take it off. So I was on a kenticy to once with my best see and I've got photos of me in Holland with this red top choking my neck out. And I had to wear the entire day in case something terrible happened from beautiful everything, my dear mum blessed. So it's like an Italian thing that has just been in our family. And yeah, I can't do it. So yeah, wow, heart, I have to put a jacket on because otherwise the love heart's on my back not my front.
00:27:47
Speaker 1: Right about now, I'm picturing you walking past me in the street like they do the speed walking, you know, and Kath and Kim in the Olympics are going, oh, there goes Lisa.
00:27:55
Speaker 5: Just got a g string on backwards.
00:27:56
Speaker 15: Yeah, you're tapping nothing.
00:28:05
Speaker 5: Ursy cloverly Park. What's your superstition?
00:28:09
Speaker 1: Hi am I barrack for port.
00:28:12
Speaker 10: Power And so on game day, me and my five year old daughter were not allowed to wear any piece of clothing that has the opposite teams color in it. So example, if we're playing Adelaide Crows, we're not allowed to wear anything with red or yellow or navy blue like, including socks or undi And so like last week we went to the last game Adelaide over Richmond, usually take.
00:28:39
Speaker 16: Like a parade with me, and so I wasn't allowed to take a yellow powerade.
00:28:43
Speaker 10: Take a red or a purple powerade with me to take anything the color of the opposite team.
00:28:48
Speaker 3: Kersey is stuffed when we played Collingwood because everything.
00:28:53
Speaker 10: Actually on those days, I just try and wear more teal than black and white.
00:28:56
Speaker 16: I'm still allowed to.
00:28:58
Speaker 2: Wear black and white, but I've just got to wear Wow.
00:29:01
Speaker 1: Oh this is so good.
00:29:03
Speaker 5: Thank you, Kirsey.
00:29:03
Speaker 1: You keep them coming. Okay, we're talking superstitions. You're all making us feel better because up until yesterday, Max believe that I was quite balanced and normal until I started tapping his car every time we went to a speed camera, and I revealed I do it every single time. Kylie of murray Bridge, what do you do?
00:29:21
Speaker 15: I actually count power lines?
00:29:24
Speaker 4: Oh there's so many of them, I know, right, So.
00:29:28
Speaker 15: When I'm driving is I don't know where I'm going, I have to count the power line otherwise I'll get lost.
00:29:35
Speaker 4: Have you heard Google match, Kylie?
00:29:37
Speaker 15: I have, but they don't have the power lines on me.
00:29:40
Speaker 6: Help me?
00:29:41
Speaker 1: Well, at least you're not leaving a bread crumb trail. Hey, Kylie, to find you?
00:29:46
Speaker 15: I know right, You're welcome, all right?
00:29:48
Speaker 1: How many power lines between Adelaide and murray Bridge? Where you're out at the moment, do you reckon?
00:29:52
Speaker 6: Ah, there's very many.
00:29:54
Speaker 15: I basically count the step like there's seven on the Adelaide Highway, so there's seven and then it's changing to five, and then on the freeway there's none.
00:30:02
Speaker 2: And you know, I could go all the ways.
00:30:04
Speaker 5: No, that's okay, Carley, We'll leave that to you.
00:30:06
Speaker 1: Thank you. Chris from o'haler and Hill. What do you do?
00:30:09
Speaker 17: Oh, my superstition is a bit weird. Actually, I'm an habit fisher and you are not allowed to bring bananas on my boat.
00:30:19
Speaker 1: Now I've heard of this one actually, has anyone tried to test you out on this?
00:30:25
Speaker 17: You get the occasional mate that's not been with me before that I sort of check.
00:30:29
Speaker 2: His bags and comes to puck his ear on there.
00:30:32
Speaker 17: And because any fruit will not fruit, so much bananas and yeah, you're going to miss the boat.
00:30:38
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a lot of fishos are like you, Chris. Do you know why though?
00:30:41
Speaker 3: Yeah?
00:30:41
Speaker 2: What's the reasoning?
00:30:43
Speaker 17: And actually, as far as I know, from the early convicts when they came across Australia, the bottom of the ships used to be were filled with fruit or something, and they all went off and people got really sick. I think that's how it came about.
00:30:58
Speaker 1: I love you down thinking of Christ out of the Sully's boat ramp, just patting people down before.
00:31:09
Speaker 2: I'm not coming back with scurvy today, mate.
00:31:12
Speaker 1: Chris, thank you very much. A Stuart's called a Stuart. I believe you're with State Opera Essay and you guys are doing Macbeth. It's premieringtonnight. But I believe there's a really big superstition around that play.
00:31:24
Speaker 6: So basically, if you do say the word best in the theater, you've got to go outside, You've got to turn around three times, you've got to spit, you've got to curse as in a swear, and then go back to the stage door and knock on the door, not press the boat bell, knock on the door to.
00:31:44
Speaker 4: Gate back in.
00:31:45
Speaker 1: So are you telling me that currently there are a whole heap of super intelligent, super talented performance adults, adults at Her Majesty's Theater refusing to say the M word.
00:31:56
Speaker 6: Yeah, look as they call it the Scottish plate. But look you just dance, not take what I love it.
00:32:07
Speaker 1: Well, I'll tell you what now, everybody getting a long term majesty theater to see this spectacular performance, will know not to say the M word, otherwise I'll be kicked out of the theater.
00:32:16
Speaker 6: Well, well maybe maybe Look I'm not sure, actually, Elie, whether it relates only to the performers, but so maybe we'll look. But I wouldn't tend to face.
00:32:26
Speaker 4: No, no, I'm telling you, don't do it. Hey, everyone enjoy the Scottish play.
00:32:30
Speaker 1: I do it enjoying that? And am I still allowed to say break a leg if you're doing the emplay?
00:32:35
Speaker 6: Actually, break a leg is the right thing to say, right the jail word?
00:32:41
Speaker 1: Oh god, oh this is so confusing.
00:32:45
Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you so very much.
00:32:53
Speaker 1: By it's time to enter the Tenth Street tavern for our pub test, and I don't want to rush you, but I am about to win the meat tray.
00:33:02
Speaker 5: I'm just saying this is.
00:33:03
Speaker 1: Going to be Yeah, I know, I know. Look, the whole idea of this was a study that I found that basically said that men are happier than women. And not only does this one study, I then started going down the rabbit hole. It was quite late at nish and these studies are repeated right around the developed world that men are happier than women, and we're talking about well, is it because women have been told now we can have it all, but it just seems like it's quite a lot.
00:33:29
Speaker 2: Much.
00:33:30
Speaker 1: Or is it that we win so you know that we're unhappy?
00:33:33
Speaker 3: That was what you were pushing for men and men have evolved to suppress all of their sadness and just put it away in a box.
00:33:40
Speaker 1: Speak about it all right, Well, let's go to you and see what you thought in our pub test. Men are happier than women? Does it past the tenth streets having pub tests?
00:33:50
Speaker 15: Yeah, I definitely reckon men are very happier because.
00:33:54
Speaker 6: In the morning, you wake up a little bit before I.
00:33:57
Speaker 1: Can see the happiness.
00:33:58
Speaker 9: I think women have happy gender because husbands are always trying hard to keep women happy life.
00:34:05
Speaker 15: I always say to my husband, happy wife, happy life.
00:34:09
Speaker 1: I just see that men are.
00:34:11
Speaker 6: Probably happier because just pure ignorance.
00:34:14
Speaker 1: They're just oblivious to aspect of life.
00:34:18
Speaker 14: I think the happier gender is female because we have our friends to bounce office so that we can vent and get the cobbobs out of their head. Whereas men sit on it, they stew, they get red faces, steam comes out their ears.
00:34:33
Speaker 1: I agree, recond.
00:34:35
Speaker 4: So that's too old.
00:34:36
Speaker 1: So let's go to the decider, shall we. All right?
00:34:39
Speaker 15: All right, women, because women are too hard on themselves. When a woman walks into a room, she shares their room to.
00:34:45
Speaker 6: See if I look better than everybody else in here, or are they all looking at me? If two women turn up to the same event, we're in the same dress.
00:34:51
Speaker 15: It's absolutely devastating. If two men turned up with the same shirt on, they'd be at a bar drinking together. Because it doesn't matter.
00:35:00
Speaker 1: Hey, Glad, moved down the bar and your shirt that you're wearing that looks like the one that Max is wearing.
00:35:04
Speaker 5: All right, man, all right, well I'll tell you what.
00:35:06
Speaker 1: On the Instagram, those results are mirrored. Seventy one percent think men are happier than women.
00:35:12
Speaker 4: Well, there you go.
00:35:13
Speaker 1: Do you think that's because maybe it's the ladies who are on insta early this early in the morning.
00:35:16
Speaker 4: I'll float you're out on site, you know why.
00:35:21
Speaker 1: I'll give you another pub tast next week. All right, we're getting ready to digital detox. This is where we want you to disconnect, to reconnect.
00:35:31
Speaker 13: The Alon brexfast shows digital details.
00:35:35
Speaker 1: Yeah, so if you haven't already got to mix one of two to three dot com dot Au ironically with something digitalk. You should do it because we are teaming up with Cozi from South I was with Cozzi to give your family a weekend of rediscovering.
00:35:48
Speaker 5: Life before Wi Fi took over.
00:35:50
Speaker 1: Right, So you just picture, We're going to put the phones to the side. We're gonna be there with you on the Friday night. We're gonna do campfire singing, We're gonna do all sorts of other things that camping involves, right boys, Yeah, I think Cozy's going to take the lead on that. But we're going up to Woodhouse Adventure Park and you can have that weekend with your family. So there'll be zero scrolling on the phone, it'll be looking up, it'll be doing all the fun things. And so Max and I headed up there yesterday just to get a bit of an understanding and reconnect with Woodhouse. I've been up like it's pretty much been my second home for the last seven years with having kids, Like, we've camped up there pretty much every time we camp there at rain. So you know, if there are any farmers out there that your crops are looking a bit dusty, you just send me out to Woodhouse and I'll make it rain for you.
00:36:36
Speaker 2: I hadn't been there for fifteen or twenty years.
00:36:38
Speaker 5: It is like we walked in and it was just so calming, was it it?
00:36:44
Speaker 4: It really was beautiful.
00:36:46
Speaker 1: It's just so lush. At the moment you pointed at pastic.
00:36:50
Speaker 4: A gum tree, that is my favorite.
00:36:53
Speaker 1: Damn.
00:36:53
Speaker 4: You know what, that's a nice tree.
00:36:56
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. You can go on the maze so you can set We that Max went into the maze.
00:37:01
Speaker 5: Yes, we did the tube slide and.
00:37:04
Speaker 1: That's kind of where it all started going from that to just fall on. Yeah, and then we found the biggest outdoor laser skirmish in South Australia, the world, I want to say, but definitely. So what we're going to do is actually put on a very special like a private laser skirmy session for everybody that goes.
00:37:32
Speaker 3: I'm a bit of a laser skirmish of fishonado and these guns, like I will be honest.
00:37:37
Speaker 2: We did it for about three minutes and I got extremely competitive.
00:37:41
Speaker 3: And I shot Ali a few times and every time you shoot her, there's a lady in the gun that goes hit, hit, kill and then my gun was going, you're dead, and then I shoot her again, and obviously you have to revive or something, and Ali's guns just telling her already dead.
00:37:59
Speaker 1: So then he's actually doing that, so he's shooting, and I'm so lame at I'm making the noise. So I'm going But that's the sort of stuff we want you to do. We're going to do campfire cooking. There will be that private Twilight Tube slide on. It's just going to be so much fun. So we would love your family to come with us. And if you have never camped before, don't stress, seriously. The scouts are going to be there to help set up the tents and everything else. So if you're thinking, oh, it sounds all too hard, I don't have the gear, I don't have the idea, we'll take care of it all. Well when I say, we'll get people who know what they're doing to help us take care of.
00:38:38
Speaker 2: It all for you, all the gear for people with no idea.
00:38:41
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Do you think this would be enough, Shane Low to get you out in the great outdoors running around? Did you say, all right, I get to mix one on two three dot com dot au and hopefully next weekend you'll be camping out and disconnecting and reconnecting. We all know that Maria Mazzy from the newsroom is the nicest person in the world, right you know, she takes her life very very seriously, but has the most wicked laugh and joyous laugh around.
00:39:10
Speaker 5: Now, Matt's I said before we hit Britney Spears.
00:39:13
Speaker 1: I'm going to give you that song to work out what is the worst task a parent has to do because of their child? Because I am currently locked in this at the moment.
00:39:22
Speaker 16: How long have you got, Alie?
00:39:25
Speaker 4: It's now down the street?
00:39:26
Speaker 1: Shall we What have you got?
00:39:27
Speaker 5: What have you got?
00:39:28
Speaker 16: Trying to eat dinner?
00:39:29
Speaker 12: You're finishing your dinner now, cleaning your room, picking up after yourself.
00:39:34
Speaker 16: Just can you stop fighting?
00:39:36
Speaker 2: Please?
00:39:36
Speaker 16: Just stop fighting?
00:39:38
Speaker 1: Got over there over there?
00:39:41
Speaker 5: Cue the music.
00:39:44
Speaker 1: I am currently locked in what has been a two and a half week odyssey, Oh my god, to find not only my middle child's school, but my youngest child's counsel.
00:39:57
Speaker 4: Library books.
00:40:00
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're sitting there, build up. I am telling you some there is nothing worse in this world than the library books. And every time they trick me, every time they absolutely trick me and go, oh no, no, no, this time, I won't lose it, mum. And you sit there in front of the librarian with your hand on your heart, looking at the librarian in the face, going, you know what, I Am going to develop a spielproof system that my child cannot possibly lose said library book. And then you walk out of the library feeling just really happy with yourself that you're giving your child a good education. With five minutes, mate, you are on your hands and knees, swearing and yelling at them and doing it like off the charts, and you cannot find it.
00:40:48
Speaker 16: How many times have you paid the fee?
00:40:49
Speaker 1: Oh my, oh yeah, I know? And it's I am such a goody two shoes reull follower that I now walk past our local library and break out into a sweat and run across the other side.
00:41:01
Speaker 4: Of the recogne. She is, she is, how can that bring back James the giant pa?
00:41:06
Speaker 12: How can that library book cost forty dollars? I'm sure it was ten dollars, a big w Would you like me to go and get it and just bring it in?
00:41:13
Speaker 1: And our library system is really cool, right, They've made it as easy for us as possible. You know, you don't even have to get your library book and take it back to the same library anymore. You can drop it in in any Really, I can drop it in Magambia. What Yeah, if I borrowed from it. Oh mate, I'm telling you this is revolutionary stuffing together the library. Yeah, they're ganging up on ours, idiot parents, because for our children.
00:41:33
Speaker 3: So what is the protocol for someone that doesn't have a library book return?
00:41:38
Speaker 1: Well, you start getting emails, don't you. Mass you start getting the emails.
00:41:42
Speaker 5: The issue that I have there's two different protocols.
00:41:44
Speaker 1: So at school, youngest came home and said, I'm about to get a white slip if I can't find a white slip. So that's when you're on notice. A green slip is when you go to the office and you see the scary principal Kate.
00:41:57
Speaker 3: The principal has enough time in a day to be like, you haven't returned the library book.
00:42:02
Speaker 1: So that's the school. I mean, back in the days, you probably just get at cuts, wouldn't you. And then the council one is they start sending you emails. And the first email is if no one is waiting for the book, we've been able to extend your for you. That's nice, and it sucks you into a.
00:42:18
Speaker 5: False sense of security, doesn't it.
00:42:20
Speaker 16: Where have you found a library book?
00:42:22
Speaker 3: Have you?
00:42:22
Speaker 16: Is there been an obscure place where you've found one before?
00:42:25
Speaker 1: Oh?
00:42:26
Speaker 5: Yeah, we found one on the back of Grandpa's tractor.
00:42:31
Speaker 4: Good place to read writing a tractor on the farm.
00:42:34
Speaker 1: Wasn't exciting enough?
00:42:37
Speaker 16: Oh that would have been gone, that was never going back to the library.
00:42:40
Speaker 1: Yeah, So if anyone can help on thirteen one oh two three, like, please tell me where you found your kid's library books, because I'm I just I've run out of places. I do not possibly know where these two have gone.
00:42:52
Speaker 3: Do your children have a layer of filth on the bottom of their school bags like I used to have, like a sandwich that fell out of the lunch box and then wrap scrapped up paper.
00:43:00
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we do the big clean out at the end of every turn.
00:43:03
Speaker 5: But yeah, so it's definitely no, it couldn't be that none in the bag.
00:43:08
Speaker 1: Ye.
00:43:08
Speaker 12: No, I found one under the dog bed, so olivers obviously got to it and shoved it under there, And yes, and I was adamant that it had been returned, and I actually went in and I was like, no.
00:43:18
Speaker 16: No, that book has been returned.
00:43:20
Speaker 12: Absolute Trinity has been very good. And then I was eating my words. When I brought that line.
00:43:26
Speaker 4: Book, my Trinity would.
00:43:28
Speaker 16: Apologies if it smells a little doggish.
00:43:31
Speaker 1: This is the measure of why you're such a good person. You actually walked in and apologized.
00:43:35
Speaker 5: So would have just put it through the plap under the cover of ducks.
Speaker 1: Hey there, it's Ali Cloggy with you.
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Speaker 2: Hey, it's Max Birth Hello, Shane Low.
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Speaker 1: On a scale of one to one hundred, how badly did I miss up yesterday? Now, you guys know I'm not great with tech, and yesterday was the first ever time I did parent teacher interviews via zoom okay, and I don't do zoom calls. Even if there's something that I have to connect with, I would much prefer it just to be on a normal phone call and I put on speaker. I don't like the video things. I think it's stupid, even through COVID. I thought it was stupid, right right.
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Speaker 2: It's like a face to face conversation, but you don't have to leave your hair.
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Speaker 1: But it's never not like it's not it's just like being on a phone call to me. If I can't touch and feel you and actually smell.
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Speaker 3: You conversations, that explains why we have conversations. And I just look away for a second and I can swear some mu's behind me going.
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Speaker 1: It's you. Anyway, we did them. It was parent teacher and I was got in really early. I set my alarm so I got all of my appointments back to back.
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Speaker 2: To back very competitive with this.
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Speaker 1: Huh yeah, well you don't want to have one at four and one at six and one at three thirty and everything else. So I was running ahead of schedule, so thankfully, I guess, you know, kid was going okay with things. So running ahead of schedule, and I thought, you know what, I'm going to get changed in my gym gear here. And so I was on hold in the waiting room for the extension math teacher, and I thought, I'm just gonna get changed. And I got my leggings on, no dramas, I got my top off, no dramas, and I just pulled my sports bra on and then she's opened up the video thing and I didn't feel I could stop and keep her waiting while I put a T shirt on. So I then did the rest off my parent picture interview in my sports bra just.
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Speaker 2: Tilt the camera, turn the camera off.
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Speaker 1: Like but then she would have been waiting. And I think being late is the most horrendous fopa.
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Speaker 2: How long does it take you to put a T shirt on?
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Speaker 1: Well? So you saying is doing a parent teacher interview on a sports borra is more of a faux part than being late. Yes, no, yes, really yeah, scalum one to one hundred.
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Speaker 2: I mean not knowing how to turn the camera.
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Speaker 1: I'm going to learn about podcasts. Apparently canna listen to this now Trumber one.
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Speaker 4: But there our soundtrack of the day with tub pumping.
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Speaker 1: Did you know there was six hundred and eighty seven pubs in this fair state of ours.
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Speaker 4: Oh, that is a lot of pubs.
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Speaker 1: And that's kind of why we're playing that song bit of tub thumping, Because there are two boys on Instagra called Pinted every pub who got together and made one of the more interesting New Year's resolutions you can possibly make. Like if you think about your New year resolutions, I mean pretty much might have always going to be I'm going to be healthy, I'm going to Yeah, I'm going to be a better mother, all that sort of stuff. These boys are a couple of landscape dudes decided, you know what we're going to do for our Newyear's resolution. We're going to visit every single hub.
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Speaker 2: In South Australia and we're going to drink a pie in a front bar.
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Speaker 1: I love it, and I like the fact that these boys have done it ostensibly because they want to support small business.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I like that.
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Speaker 1: I think that is so good.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're doing it for small business, dropping fifteen bucks at every single pub.
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Speaker 1: You can follow them at Insta and they're just two really lovely looking blokes who just go around and they're just and they've ranked their top ten. So far they've only gone well, they're nearing two hundred, so they're getting there pretty good. Yeah, but they've gone to a whole host and they've given their top ten, which includes, you know, the Pandana Hotel and Cano Island been, the Fairy Hotel in Flinder's been, the Lee Creek Hotel. Haven't Commercial Hotel in Strath been there also the ones at Port Lincoln, Streaky Bay, Glendambo, and I've been to the Desert Cave. I've been all of that, pretty much been all of them, which I don't know, maybe I should have started an Instagram. The Desert Cave Hotel at Cooper Pete's awesome. If you haven't taken your family.
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Speaker 5: Up there, it's.
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Speaker 1: Just I think you have to do it at least once in your life, just to be able to show another world.
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Speaker 5: It's just a completely different world.
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Speaker 2: It's unlike anywhere else, unbelieva.
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Speaker 1: I went into a full I think it was Croatian. Forgive me if I've got the wrong denomination and culture, but it was definitely either Croatian or I don't anyway, I don't want to mess that up because it's a big yeah yeah, yeah, yeah no. But I went into a church completely underground and anyway you can go up there and have a beer at the Desert Cave Hotel. So yeah, I just love the idea.
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Speaker 5: I mean, it's pretty Australian that you reckon.
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Speaker 3: That's very to do a pub first one you want to tick off narrot o, I study it.
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Speaker 1: No. I like my local, which is just the Wellington Hotel, because they'll always.
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Speaker 2: Open up for me.
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Speaker 4: I've got my nose on the door.
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Speaker 5: Come on in love, I reckon.
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Speaker 1: If so, if we were to put a definitive list together of the best pubs or what makes the best pub?
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Speaker 5: What would be what needs to happen?
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Speaker 2: You got to have a good beer garden. Yeah, somewhere I can in the sun, being the sun.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got to have somebody who calls me love at least once. I love you love snitty love. Yeah. I like that a lot of people wouldn't, but.
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Speaker 3: Huge TV in the corner that shows sport twenty four to seven that you don't have to watch. But like if even at like two pm on a Monday and they're shown under seventeen Polish volleyball or something, I just want that on to know that there is some sport to comfort me.
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Speaker 1: See, I think there has to be two in case you get the crossover games. If you want to watch the women's footy in the such and such that, I mean I might be asking to you don't have to.
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Speaker 2: Sell it to meet put up six.
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Speaker 6: I don't care.
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Speaker 1: What about you, Shane?
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Speaker 5: What makes a good purpose chicken salt at the table?
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Speaker 2: You don't get that anywhere? You don't, and maybe you should. I think it's a game changer. I actually think that's a fantastic idea.
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Speaker 1: And does any Australian pub serve nuts? You know how you've all is those American ones where you go in and they have the nuts. Does any Australian pub still do that anymore? Any South Australian pub?
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Speaker 3: No, No, we all that we can serve parmies just move past the nuts and straight into the snitty.
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Speaker 1: Anyway, if there is a pub out there that does do the nuts.
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Speaker 5: We will travel thirteen one or two three.
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Speaker 4: Let us know.
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Speaker 1: Hey, speaking of pubs, guys, we are actually doing our pub test a little bit later on, so tune in for that. I just want you to imagine that you're in the shoes of doctor James Profiles from Charles University in Prague. Now he's a neuroscience professor and he is identified that there are three types of orgasm.
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Speaker 4: How did he identify that?
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Speaker 1: I mean imagine pitching this to get the research money, guys. So he asked fifty four women to full use a machine one might normally buy its sexy land that was also attached to sensors that detected forces. How'd I go with that?
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Speaker 2: Right? Okay?
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Speaker 1: Okay? Now apparently this particular buyer feedback instrument, as I will called it, was nicknamed the lion s.
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Speaker 3: Bio feedback Instrument. If that doesn't get you a little hot under the.
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Speaker 1: Collar, I'm so sorry. But what, like, why is it a bloke that's doing this? Like I don't care who you are, but what are you doing?
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Speaker 4: I'm just fifty four.
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Speaker 1: Women to be doing this, and what sort of occupational health and safety and workplace health and safety and culture do they have there?
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Speaker 5: Do you make sure it's okay?
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Speaker 2: His first pitch was not for the toy it as well.
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Speaker 3: I mean, someone's got to do it, so I'll give it a go anyway.
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Speaker 1: Anyway, Sure it's science, and that's fine. I'm not sure why we need to know this stuff, but apparently this guy thinks that we do. So apparently there is the wave, Okay, there is the avalanche, and there's the volcano.
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Speaker 4: Are they all the same?
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Speaker 1: Which does he exact response i'd expect from a man?
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Speaker 3: So what a the differences between these three natural disasters.
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Speaker 1: Going into the According to the wave, it's like successive contractions and it's to do with repetition rhythm. Then the avalanche's tension, first relaxation after okay, okay, and then over the top time. The volcano, well, as you can imagine, it's more explosive, like it's oh yeah, just just bang.
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Speaker 5: So I'm picturing.
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Speaker 4: I've read about it, I mean, never seen it in the wild.
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Speaker 1: I've got to say, there is no way.
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Speaker 5: I don't know.
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Speaker 1: Maybe I'm the one that's doing it wrong. I don't think I've ever been lucky enough. No, but if this has ever been fortunate enough to happen to me. I don't think I've ever laid back and then tried to work through what just happened. I think I think it's kind of like a sneaky high five that worked, and off we move into the day. It's not really an analysis at the end of it.
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Speaker 2: You haven't sat down filled out the spreadsheet for the professor. I don't take spreadsheet.
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Speaker 1: So anyway, feel free to ride the way of experience the avalanche or creative volcano in your day.
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Speaker 2: Today they do all sound like rides show.
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Speaker 7: Away and they forget just break your family, show grow with the show Boys.
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Speaker 4: Now.
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Speaker 1: Yesterday Max, you were speaking about these weird coincidence that had happened to you. At the Royal Adelaide Show. We met a couple of the South Astralian contestants for m KR My Kitchen Rules, and it just so happened that the mom Sonya yep, her family came from the very same tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny Italian town that was like the bridge over from your family.
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Speaker 3: Never anyone that knows where it is, And I was like, maybe my family's from twenty three ks.
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Speaker 1: Away, and we all said no, why and thought it was a coincidence. So it was amazing and then basically the phone calls just started flooding in like this one.
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Speaker 8: Both my parents and my now husband's parents were married on the twenty sixth of March nineteen seventy seven.
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Speaker 1: Oh no, why Jesse, that's a good one. I love it.
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Speaker 8: And we decided to get married on the twenty sixth of March in twenty sixteen, so now we all have the same anniversary.
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Speaker 1: No one can forget. That is very smart, Jesse. On top of it there, so we couldn't get to all the phones that were coming through, so we thought, well, we've got to bring it back, and I think we should start doing regularly. And you know what that means?
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Speaker 5: Guys?
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Speaker 2: What's that mean?
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Speaker 1: We've got what they call in the radio biz an opener.
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Speaker 9: And a smilets pinky pink work leish while a winky pink worm colunking of worm a wink etink work.
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Speaker 4: What do you think that's locked?
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Speaker 6: Is that one?
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Speaker 2: Okay?
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Speaker 10: What do you mean?
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Speaker 1: Love it?
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Speaker 3: You know what?
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Speaker 2: I'm there.
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Speaker 4: I like the topic so much that I'm happy to go with coin.
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Speaker 1: You try to find something the rhymes a coincidence?
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Speaker 4: Yeah? There, I told you.
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Speaker 1: All right, So thirteen one, O two three, what is your co winky dick?
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Speaker 10: All right?
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Speaker 1: What is your coincidence? That one thing that you just go no, why after it happens like max yours was nothing? Yet another one where people are texting, Oh I made.
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Speaker 3: I was messaging the guy made it work the other day, Lucas. We were messaging each other at the exact same time. I didn't realize because the dots didn't appear for whatever reason. I pushed send at the same time he pushed sent. We sent almost the exact same message to each other at the same time.
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Speaker 1: No, why Wane, have you got one?
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Speaker 4: I was watching Billions the other day.
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Speaker 1: I love the show because it's so good actors assistant.
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Speaker 2: I don't know the name of his character, his real name. But and then the show after I watched.
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Speaker 4: Was Better Call Saul, and he was also in Better Called So exactly what we want?
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Speaker 2: It really is mostly no way.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, they can be Yeah, they can be dodgy coincidences too. Can we actually turn that music down? It's really nice to talk over us.
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Speaker 2: Sorry about that.
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Speaker 1: You got to keep it. You just got to find.
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Speaker 4: Three coincident with us amazing.
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Speaker 1: Now hit it guys.
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Speaker 9: Smiles and winky Pinkish winky pink world.
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Speaker 1: Have you guys with weird coincidence? Yes, So we couldn't even get to all of them even picking up the phone. So I'm thinking it's going to be a regular where we look at a winky ink. I don't know it's Thursday, could be anyway. We'll work out a permanent day for it. But K from Adelaide, come on, give us your winky dink.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 11: So when I was pregnant, so I got to So in twenty fourteen, my husband and I went to South Australia for for Christmas, went to see his dad who passed. His dad had passed away me like a couple of years before, went to go to see the grave disclosure. A month later I ended up pregnant. And then the second part is that our son. I was on the bus when I was pregnant and I had a lady walk on the bus and I was about thirty four thirty five weeks pregnant. You are having a boy is the first letter is Max, and he's going to be an old soul and he's I've gone in eleven days early our son's name is Maximus, and he has very interesting old soul qualities about him. Oh why oh, yes, one being.
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Speaker 4: I love you, Kay, You're the best?
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Speaker 1: All right, okay, waiting, Well she called it. That's kind of what I've got in mind.
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Speaker 4: I would be that guy.
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Speaker 2: But is that a coincidence?
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Speaker 1: Ge?
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Speaker 5: Wheez, your judge.
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Speaker 4: If you have a coincidence, it another whenever it is?
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Speaker 2: All right?
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Speaker 1: Coming up next, I'm going to tell you if someone says, name your baby this head you do, is that a quidence? Coming up next, I'm going to tell you you who we have a new person to cheer for in maths.
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Speaker 5: Yes, the previews are out. Wait till you meet Lucinda. Let's find out what happening in the world of entertainment.
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Speaker 1: All right, I'm going to play you a clip and I just want you to try to guess what's going to happen next.
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Speaker 12: And I've survived strikes in Ukraine, deadly spiders, interviewing crime lords in North Korea.
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Speaker 6: But nothing prepares you for a mission as well as this.
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Speaker 8: That's true.
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Speaker 10: Let's do it.
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Speaker 6: Let's go, ladies and gentlemen. The Bride of twenty twenty four.
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Speaker 1: Oh no, right, It is the really weird start for the trail of the newer seasons of Maths. He walks in in a full flat jacket and the helmet, and then he gets swamped by all of these women. It's so weird.
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Speaker 5: But what do we expect from married at first sight?
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Speaker 11: Right?
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Speaker 1: Are you ready to find someone to cheer for? Ladies and gentlemen, go introducing to you to a forty two year old Lucinda Light who's a bride.
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Speaker 13: My name's Lucinda Light in forty two. I live here in Suffolk Park, so just a couple of Kenes out of Bay around. I love bug Berlin character like I feel like he's quite eval, do you know, just annoying himself. He's emerged, he's self inquired, he's on his passion path. I want somebody that's quite intelligent.
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Speaker 1: I do not want to vogum.
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Speaker 13: If it's the right person, it'd have to be just like solemn point that we'd be meanking love.
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Speaker 1: What does that even mean?
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Speaker 2: I don't not want to borrow a gun.
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Speaker 1: And she's at Souper Park, which is the Bogan.
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Speaker 4: Areaan barron, which I love, has to be putting that on.
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Speaker 1: You know, one might understand why the cinder might be still single. Oh yeah, she's a wedding celebrant to.
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Speaker 5: You anyway, that's a short price favorite right there.
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Speaker 1: All right, let's talk about some weird parent and kid relationship dynamics. First, up Ethan Hawk. He's been directing his daughter Maya Hawk in her sex scenes, which I find really relud Yeah, he told.
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Speaker 5: Variety that they're so comfortable with it and couldn't kill less.
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Speaker 2: And you won't even let your teenage daughter meet her boyfriend.
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Speaker 1: No, absolutely not imagine being there going, no.
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Speaker 2: Now kiss him.
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Speaker 4: Weird, so weird right like that, This is how your mother and I do it.
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Speaker 1: Mother, all right. Next, David and Victoria Beckham's eighteen year old son, Cruise, as shown off his latest tattoo, and he's got the word.
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Speaker 5: Posh written just below his elbow.
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Speaker 1: Would you do that like for your mum?
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Speaker 2: Well as a spice girl to get her nickname her like a.
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Speaker 1: Nickname from ages ago?
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Speaker 2: So how often do you sing below the elbow? And somebody like is that a regular thing that you shoulde made?
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Speaker 1: Most people wear T shirts.
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Speaker 4: You're more of her above the elbow?
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Speaker 1: Operator, see they reckon, they reckon, Cruise his older brother, Brooklyn, who's twenty four, has at least one hundred tattoos, with seventy alone dedicated to his wife. How many seventy? And anyway, David Beckham has sixty. Al Right, let's finish with this, because I know you guys love checking out what's in girls' handbags and then.
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Speaker 5: Doing this regularly on Vogue.
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Speaker 1: Anyway, Vogue Mexico got Cardi b to do one of these What's in My Bag videos, and so she empties out the Burke And now the Burken is worth more than most of our homes here in South Australia. And the number one.
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Speaker 5: Thing she had in there was baby powder.
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Speaker 1: Why well, just have a listen.
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Speaker 8: I'd rather be a mess and small and clack your teeth.
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Speaker 5: Your tea is flat. No baby powder.
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Speaker 8: I'm telling you, you're gonna remember me this.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I couldn't understand it. So then I went back to all the other stuff. And apparently she walks into a toilet and she throws it in the air because it gets rid of the smells. Oh, I like, I like what else she has? She had baby wipes. Again, that was all restroom related. I think you can work that out. And she has big s vaper rub because she's allergic to a lot of smells you don't teeth blah blah blah blah. She also has vassoline white.
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Speaker 8: Well, have a listen, Vaselina. I barely wear makeup like that when I when I'm like chilling and whatever. So me and my kids, our face gotta be vassaline the hell down. It just gives you like that natural pretty glow. My daughter, my son always gonna have that face vasseline down.
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Speaker 14: Yep.
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Speaker 1: I've always said that's how I refer to my kids. I've got to get their face vassoline down.
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Speaker 2: Absolutely.
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Speaker 1: Finally, a bottle of water is in there, because yes, we're back in the restroom. She says she has to wash her backside and if she doesn't wash it, she's not happy.
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Speaker 3: You know, I got to keep it clean Cardi. I've seen images of Cardi. It's going to need to be a big bottle of water.
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Speaker 5: I mean, I've only got like three thousand ins to followers. This chick's got millions of people listening to.
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Speaker 3: I need to clean your backside more often, Allie, I got to vasoline damn.
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Speaker 1: All right, are you ready to come down the back alley and into the Tin Street tavern with us.
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Speaker 5: It is time for our pub test.
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Speaker 2: That's have breakfast here.
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Speaker 1: I am starving a brickish nitty at the pub. That'll be all right, all right, I'll have a big bat orange juice in my pine glass.
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Speaker 2: If that's okay, be in nine please.
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Speaker 1: Here we go. I reckonmen a happier women, just in general. Yeah, So I came across this study that's come out of America, But then I started disappearing down this wormhole. And there are studies into pretty much every developed country in this world that says that men are happier than women. Would you have thought that at all? Because our scientists are doing this. You No, it's all sorts of time and I and I'm like, I've gone yes. My gut reaction was yet I completely get it. But maybe I'm looking at the tiny microcosm that is our family, where Matt gets to come home and be fun dad, whereas I'm doing the all right, who's picking child up from here? And where who's going here? And how are you feeling about the fact that your friend might not have spoken to you for three minutes? And blah blah, blah blah blah blah, where he just walks in and just sort of cruises in through life and you know everything else. I mean, if you think about the pressure on our appearances versus the pressure on how you boys look, for example, like well, I mean I was told by someone loosely associated to this radio station that I should put more work into looking better for our social media eclipse. Oh what that.
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Speaker 4: Seems a little bit harsh, shouldn't know?
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Speaker 1: Mad last night was walking out the door, said telling where he going, said, I've got some corporate thing with the crows down and adelaide over the premier speaking, and I had to yell at him to pull his pants down because he looked like a four year old in knickerbockers, and to zip up his jacket because nothing was iron Blissfully, he could just wander through life. He doesn't have to worry about makeup, he doesn't have to worry about you know, the aging. How I think he looks even better the more he ages.
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Speaker 3: Yep, Okay, counterpoint? What counterpoint? Women are better at voicing their displeasure than men who have evolved to suppress all of their emotions, bottle it up and just go to the pub and watch footy about it.
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Speaker 5: So you're saying you're just as miserable as us.
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Speaker 4: Says you don't win.
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Speaker 3: Women.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, we can all be just as miserable.
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Speaker 1: We just hear it more.
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Speaker 6: Wow.
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Speaker 4: Wow, No, we just hear it more from me.
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Speaker 3: Because I'm you're better at voicing your displeasure with the world than we are.
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Speaker 4: I agree with that.
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Speaker 1: I reckon women go out and seek support and all that sort of stuff and have challenged you know, and I know that we're talking in big fat stereotypes here, but I think with us women we have lived through or we have grown up with our moms have bought for us to be able to do any for everything, and now that we've got here, it's a lot. Like it is a lot. We can be the bread winner, we can go after our career, but we can also have the kids and then we can do this and we can be a great friend and a sexy wife for longer and all that sort of stuff.
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Speaker 4: It's a lot. I will say that, definitely.
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Speaker 3: I will give you a pass for being less happy than men for like the nine months of pregnancy and then the little bit after that, because there's a lot going on there. You definitely are allowed to be way more unhappy in that period.
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Speaker 4: Did you just hear that?
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Speaker 1: Did you just hear that, ladies and gentleman Max spurfets the nine months of pregnancy and just a little bit after that, because that's what involving bringing up a child. To take just a little bit after that.
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Speaker 4: You just put them into daycares a month bold or something.
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Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Men are happier than women. Does that pass the pub test for you? I want to talk about superstitions because I like to think that we're all very very balanced people in the world. But most of us, or a lot of us, might have children, or we've got mortgages, or we've got responsibilities at work that are really really important.
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Speaker 5: So why then do we sit and believe in superstitions?
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Speaker 14: Yep?
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Speaker 2: And I reckon, everyone's got one, and I think I've picked up on one of yours.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, So this is the conversation we end up having because yesterday we drove up to the Woodland Venture Park right our Woodhouse a venturepark, sorry up there, out of Krafers, because we're getting ready for our digital detox with whoever wants to come.
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Speaker 2: By the way is awesome, so good.
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Speaker 5: We're going to talk about that after it.
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Speaker 1: It's so so good.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: So we're driving up the freeway and I'm driving.
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Speaker 3: You are in my passenger seat, and on two occasions on the very short drive, like ten to fifteen minutes up the freeway, you like in the middle of a conversation, tapped tapped the dashboard two or three times and then just carried on as if nothing had happened.
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Speaker 4: And I let it go because I was like, who is this crazy woman?
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Speaker 3: But her name's on the show, so I'm not going to call her out until we're on air tomorrow.
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Speaker 4: Well, this is it.
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Speaker 1: And the whole idea that I do that is, if ever I'm in a car that goes through a speed camera and doesn't get caught, then I just tap it and I say good job, Like I tap the car and say good job.
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Speaker 3: Like you congratulating car I am, but like, we're not going to get caught because I wasn't speeding.
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Speaker 1: No I know, but it's just still it's just an all round good job to everybody involved in the situation.
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Speaker 5: We're driving at a safe speed.
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Speaker 1: We're not going to get a big fat fine, and I just think it's kind of good.
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Speaker 2: Great, that's what. That's your superstition. Don't get to speak well.
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Speaker 1: And the other one that I always do is touch. Would like if ever we are talking about, ever we are talking about doing things with the kids, or the children's health or anything like that that could tempt fate. I always touch my head always now. In every other aspect of my life, I am very balanced. I favor science over any of this sort of stuff. But for those two especially, they're just the superstitions that I just cannot shake. It's weird.
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Speaker 2: I am right there with you. I put on.
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Speaker 3: As someone who's a very balanced individual. But I still put on my right shoe first every single day. I never put on my left shoe. And you know what, looking back is especially relevant during football, put on my right first.
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Speaker 4: Looking back, I reckon.
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Speaker 3: There was a game in twenty thirteen where I put my left boot on first, broke the colarbine.
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Speaker 2: Sixteen. Put on my left boot first out at ross.
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Speaker 3: Trevor snapped my knee, wrapped it around and go goalpost destroyed it. And I will never put on a left shoe first ever again.
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Speaker 1: Oh We'll see Matt I reckon through his playing days when he was playing with the lines and crows and it it was always.
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Speaker 2: Left shoe first.
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Speaker 4: Well there you go.
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Speaker 5: That means he's a better footballer than you.
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Speaker 2: I mean, I think we know.
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Speaker 1: The So if you like us and you you know, you know that you're balanced, and you know that you've got a handle on life, but you still have these superstitions, I love you to make us feel better.
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Speaker 5: The sprning and you can pick up the shade load.
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Speaker 2: I would love to speak to someone who has never stepped on a crack in life.
00:26:42
Speaker 1: We're getting into superstitions after I just kept tapping Max's car as he made it safely through speed cameras yesterday. Yeah, good bit of a drive.
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Speaker 2: Fallsn't speeding.
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Speaker 5: And Lisa of Millswood, what's your superstition?
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Speaker 15: Oh my god, I have got the weirdest superstision ever. So I didn't come. But if you put if I put anything on the wrong way round or back to front, I have to keep it on the entire day. I cannot take it off. So I was on a kenticy to once with my best see and I've got photos of me in Holland with this red top choking my neck out. And I had to wear the entire day in case something terrible happened from beautiful everything, my dear mum blessed. So it's like an Italian thing that has just been in our family. And yeah, I can't do it. So yeah, wow, heart, I have to put a jacket on because otherwise the love heart's on my back not my front.
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Speaker 1: Right about now, I'm picturing you walking past me in the street like they do the speed walking, you know, and Kath and Kim in the Olympics are going, oh, there goes Lisa.
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Speaker 5: Just got a g string on backwards.
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Speaker 15: Yeah, you're tapping nothing.
00:28:05
Speaker 5: Ursy cloverly Park. What's your superstition?
00:28:09
Speaker 1: Hi am I barrack for port.
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Speaker 10: Power And so on game day, me and my five year old daughter were not allowed to wear any piece of clothing that has the opposite teams color in it. So example, if we're playing Adelaide Crows, we're not allowed to wear anything with red or yellow or navy blue like, including socks or undi And so like last week we went to the last game Adelaide over Richmond, usually take.
00:28:39
Speaker 16: Like a parade with me, and so I wasn't allowed to take a yellow powerade.
00:28:43
Speaker 10: Take a red or a purple powerade with me to take anything the color of the opposite team.
00:28:48
Speaker 3: Kersey is stuffed when we played Collingwood because everything.
00:28:53
Speaker 10: Actually on those days, I just try and wear more teal than black and white.
00:28:56
Speaker 16: I'm still allowed to.
00:28:58
Speaker 2: Wear black and white, but I've just got to wear Wow.
00:29:01
Speaker 1: Oh this is so good.
00:29:03
Speaker 5: Thank you, Kirsey.
00:29:03
Speaker 1: You keep them coming. Okay, we're talking superstitions. You're all making us feel better because up until yesterday, Max believe that I was quite balanced and normal until I started tapping his car every time we went to a speed camera, and I revealed I do it every single time. Kylie of murray Bridge, what do you do?
00:29:21
Speaker 15: I actually count power lines?
00:29:24
Speaker 4: Oh there's so many of them, I know, right, So.
00:29:28
Speaker 15: When I'm driving is I don't know where I'm going, I have to count the power line otherwise I'll get lost.
00:29:35
Speaker 4: Have you heard Google match, Kylie?
00:29:37
Speaker 15: I have, but they don't have the power lines on me.
00:29:40
Speaker 6: Help me?
00:29:41
Speaker 1: Well, at least you're not leaving a bread crumb trail. Hey, Kylie, to find you?
00:29:46
Speaker 15: I know right, You're welcome, all right?
00:29:48
Speaker 1: How many power lines between Adelaide and murray Bridge? Where you're out at the moment, do you reckon?
00:29:52
Speaker 6: Ah, there's very many.
00:29:54
Speaker 15: I basically count the step like there's seven on the Adelaide Highway, so there's seven and then it's changing to five, and then on the freeway there's none.
00:30:02
Speaker 2: And you know, I could go all the ways.
00:30:04
Speaker 5: No, that's okay, Carley, We'll leave that to you.
00:30:06
Speaker 1: Thank you. Chris from o'haler and Hill. What do you do?
00:30:09
Speaker 17: Oh, my superstition is a bit weird. Actually, I'm an habit fisher and you are not allowed to bring bananas on my boat.
00:30:19
Speaker 1: Now I've heard of this one actually, has anyone tried to test you out on this?
00:30:25
Speaker 17: You get the occasional mate that's not been with me before that I sort of check.
00:30:29
Speaker 2: His bags and comes to puck his ear on there.
00:30:32
Speaker 17: And because any fruit will not fruit, so much bananas and yeah, you're going to miss the boat.
00:30:38
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a lot of fishos are like you, Chris. Do you know why though?
00:30:41
Speaker 3: Yeah?
00:30:41
Speaker 2: What's the reasoning?
00:30:43
Speaker 17: And actually, as far as I know, from the early convicts when they came across Australia, the bottom of the ships used to be were filled with fruit or something, and they all went off and people got really sick. I think that's how it came about.
00:30:58
Speaker 1: I love you down thinking of Christ out of the Sully's boat ramp, just patting people down before.
00:31:09
Speaker 2: I'm not coming back with scurvy today, mate.
00:31:12
Speaker 1: Chris, thank you very much. A Stuart's called a Stuart. I believe you're with State Opera Essay and you guys are doing Macbeth. It's premieringtonnight. But I believe there's a really big superstition around that play.
00:31:24
Speaker 6: So basically, if you do say the word best in the theater, you've got to go outside, You've got to turn around three times, you've got to spit, you've got to curse as in a swear, and then go back to the stage door and knock on the door, not press the boat bell, knock on the door to.
00:31:44
Speaker 4: Gate back in.
00:31:45
Speaker 1: So are you telling me that currently there are a whole heap of super intelligent, super talented performance adults, adults at Her Majesty's Theater refusing to say the M word.
00:31:56
Speaker 6: Yeah, look as they call it the Scottish plate. But look you just dance, not take what I love it.
00:32:07
Speaker 1: Well, I'll tell you what now, everybody getting a long term majesty theater to see this spectacular performance, will know not to say the M word, otherwise I'll be kicked out of the theater.
00:32:16
Speaker 6: Well, well maybe maybe Look I'm not sure, actually, Elie, whether it relates only to the performers, but so maybe we'll look. But I wouldn't tend to face.
00:32:26
Speaker 4: No, no, I'm telling you, don't do it. Hey, everyone enjoy the Scottish play.
00:32:30
Speaker 1: I do it enjoying that? And am I still allowed to say break a leg if you're doing the emplay?
00:32:35
Speaker 6: Actually, break a leg is the right thing to say, right the jail word?
00:32:41
Speaker 1: Oh god, oh this is so confusing.
00:32:45
Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you so very much.
00:32:53
Speaker 1: By it's time to enter the Tenth Street tavern for our pub test, and I don't want to rush you, but I am about to win the meat tray.
00:33:02
Speaker 5: I'm just saying this is.
00:33:03
Speaker 1: Going to be Yeah, I know, I know. Look, the whole idea of this was a study that I found that basically said that men are happier than women. And not only does this one study, I then started going down the rabbit hole. It was quite late at nish and these studies are repeated right around the developed world that men are happier than women, and we're talking about well, is it because women have been told now we can have it all, but it just seems like it's quite a lot.
00:33:29
Speaker 2: Much.
00:33:30
Speaker 1: Or is it that we win so you know that we're unhappy?
00:33:33
Speaker 3: That was what you were pushing for men and men have evolved to suppress all of their sadness and just put it away in a box.
00:33:40
Speaker 1: Speak about it all right, Well, let's go to you and see what you thought in our pub test. Men are happier than women? Does it past the tenth streets having pub tests?
00:33:50
Speaker 15: Yeah, I definitely reckon men are very happier because.
00:33:54
Speaker 6: In the morning, you wake up a little bit before I.
00:33:57
Speaker 1: Can see the happiness.
00:33:58
Speaker 9: I think women have happy gender because husbands are always trying hard to keep women happy life.
00:34:05
Speaker 15: I always say to my husband, happy wife, happy life.
00:34:09
Speaker 1: I just see that men are.
00:34:11
Speaker 6: Probably happier because just pure ignorance.
00:34:14
Speaker 1: They're just oblivious to aspect of life.
00:34:18
Speaker 14: I think the happier gender is female because we have our friends to bounce office so that we can vent and get the cobbobs out of their head. Whereas men sit on it, they stew, they get red faces, steam comes out their ears.
00:34:33
Speaker 1: I agree, recond.
00:34:35
Speaker 4: So that's too old.
00:34:36
Speaker 1: So let's go to the decider, shall we. All right?
00:34:39
Speaker 15: All right, women, because women are too hard on themselves. When a woman walks into a room, she shares their room to.
00:34:45
Speaker 6: See if I look better than everybody else in here, or are they all looking at me? If two women turn up to the same event, we're in the same dress.
00:34:51
Speaker 15: It's absolutely devastating. If two men turned up with the same shirt on, they'd be at a bar drinking together. Because it doesn't matter.
00:35:00
Speaker 1: Hey, Glad, moved down the bar and your shirt that you're wearing that looks like the one that Max is wearing.
00:35:04
Speaker 5: All right, man, all right, well I'll tell you what.
00:35:06
Speaker 1: On the Instagram, those results are mirrored. Seventy one percent think men are happier than women.
00:35:12
Speaker 4: Well, there you go.
00:35:13
Speaker 1: Do you think that's because maybe it's the ladies who are on insta early this early in the morning.
00:35:16
Speaker 4: I'll float you're out on site, you know why.
00:35:21
Speaker 1: I'll give you another pub tast next week. All right, we're getting ready to digital detox. This is where we want you to disconnect, to reconnect.
00:35:31
Speaker 13: The Alon brexfast shows digital details.
00:35:35
Speaker 1: Yeah, so if you haven't already got to mix one of two to three dot com dot Au ironically with something digitalk. You should do it because we are teaming up with Cozi from South I was with Cozzi to give your family a weekend of rediscovering.
00:35:48
Speaker 5: Life before Wi Fi took over.
00:35:50
Speaker 1: Right, So you just picture, We're going to put the phones to the side. We're gonna be there with you on the Friday night. We're gonna do campfire singing, We're gonna do all sorts of other things that camping involves, right boys, Yeah, I think Cozy's going to take the lead on that. But we're going up to Woodhouse Adventure Park and you can have that weekend with your family. So there'll be zero scrolling on the phone, it'll be looking up, it'll be doing all the fun things. And so Max and I headed up there yesterday just to get a bit of an understanding and reconnect with Woodhouse. I've been up like it's pretty much been my second home for the last seven years with having kids, Like, we've camped up there pretty much every time we camp there at rain. So you know, if there are any farmers out there that your crops are looking a bit dusty, you just send me out to Woodhouse and I'll make it rain for you.
00:36:36
Speaker 2: I hadn't been there for fifteen or twenty years.
00:36:38
Speaker 5: It is like we walked in and it was just so calming, was it it?
00:36:44
Speaker 4: It really was beautiful.
00:36:46
Speaker 1: It's just so lush. At the moment you pointed at pastic.
00:36:50
Speaker 4: A gum tree, that is my favorite.
00:36:53
Speaker 1: Damn.
00:36:53
Speaker 4: You know what, that's a nice tree.
00:36:56
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. You can go on the maze so you can set We that Max went into the maze.
00:37:01
Speaker 5: Yes, we did the tube slide and.
00:37:04
Speaker 1: That's kind of where it all started going from that to just fall on. Yeah, and then we found the biggest outdoor laser skirmish in South Australia, the world, I want to say, but definitely. So what we're going to do is actually put on a very special like a private laser skirmy session for everybody that goes.
00:37:32
Speaker 3: I'm a bit of a laser skirmish of fishonado and these guns, like I will be honest.
00:37:37
Speaker 2: We did it for about three minutes and I got extremely competitive.
00:37:41
Speaker 3: And I shot Ali a few times and every time you shoot her, there's a lady in the gun that goes hit, hit, kill and then my gun was going, you're dead, and then I shoot her again, and obviously you have to revive or something, and Ali's guns just telling her already dead.
00:37:59
Speaker 1: So then he's actually doing that, so he's shooting, and I'm so lame at I'm making the noise. So I'm going But that's the sort of stuff we want you to do. We're going to do campfire cooking. There will be that private Twilight Tube slide on. It's just going to be so much fun. So we would love your family to come with us. And if you have never camped before, don't stress, seriously. The scouts are going to be there to help set up the tents and everything else. So if you're thinking, oh, it sounds all too hard, I don't have the gear, I don't have the idea, we'll take care of it all. Well when I say, we'll get people who know what they're doing to help us take care of.
00:38:38
Speaker 2: It all for you, all the gear for people with no idea.
00:38:41
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Do you think this would be enough, Shane Low to get you out in the great outdoors running around? Did you say, all right, I get to mix one on two three dot com dot au and hopefully next weekend you'll be camping out and disconnecting and reconnecting. We all know that Maria Mazzy from the newsroom is the nicest person in the world, right you know, she takes her life very very seriously, but has the most wicked laugh and joyous laugh around.
00:39:10
Speaker 5: Now, Matt's I said before we hit Britney Spears.
00:39:13
Speaker 1: I'm going to give you that song to work out what is the worst task a parent has to do because of their child? Because I am currently locked in this at the moment.
00:39:22
Speaker 16: How long have you got, Alie?
00:39:25
Speaker 4: It's now down the street?
00:39:26
Speaker 1: Shall we What have you got?
00:39:27
Speaker 5: What have you got?
00:39:28
Speaker 16: Trying to eat dinner?
00:39:29
Speaker 12: You're finishing your dinner now, cleaning your room, picking up after yourself.
00:39:34
Speaker 16: Just can you stop fighting?
00:39:36
Speaker 2: Please?
00:39:36
Speaker 16: Just stop fighting?
00:39:38
Speaker 1: Got over there over there?
00:39:41
Speaker 5: Cue the music.
00:39:44
Speaker 1: I am currently locked in what has been a two and a half week odyssey, Oh my god, to find not only my middle child's school, but my youngest child's counsel.
00:39:57
Speaker 4: Library books.
00:40:00
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're sitting there, build up. I am telling you some there is nothing worse in this world than the library books. And every time they trick me, every time they absolutely trick me and go, oh no, no, no, this time, I won't lose it, mum. And you sit there in front of the librarian with your hand on your heart, looking at the librarian in the face, going, you know what, I Am going to develop a spielproof system that my child cannot possibly lose said library book. And then you walk out of the library feeling just really happy with yourself that you're giving your child a good education. With five minutes, mate, you are on your hands and knees, swearing and yelling at them and doing it like off the charts, and you cannot find it.
00:40:48
Speaker 16: How many times have you paid the fee?
00:40:49
Speaker 1: Oh my, oh yeah, I know? And it's I am such a goody two shoes reull follower that I now walk past our local library and break out into a sweat and run across the other side.
00:41:01
Speaker 4: Of the recogne. She is, she is, how can that bring back James the giant pa?
00:41:06
Speaker 12: How can that library book cost forty dollars? I'm sure it was ten dollars, a big w Would you like me to go and get it and just bring it in?
00:41:13
Speaker 1: And our library system is really cool, right, They've made it as easy for us as possible. You know, you don't even have to get your library book and take it back to the same library anymore. You can drop it in in any Really, I can drop it in Magambia. What Yeah, if I borrowed from it. Oh mate, I'm telling you this is revolutionary stuffing together the library. Yeah, they're ganging up on ours, idiot parents, because for our children.
00:41:33
Speaker 3: So what is the protocol for someone that doesn't have a library book return?
00:41:38
Speaker 1: Well, you start getting emails, don't you. Mass you start getting the emails.
00:41:42
Speaker 5: The issue that I have there's two different protocols.
00:41:44
Speaker 1: So at school, youngest came home and said, I'm about to get a white slip if I can't find a white slip. So that's when you're on notice. A green slip is when you go to the office and you see the scary principal Kate.
00:41:57
Speaker 3: The principal has enough time in a day to be like, you haven't returned the library book.
00:42:02
Speaker 1: So that's the school. I mean, back in the days, you probably just get at cuts, wouldn't you. And then the council one is they start sending you emails. And the first email is if no one is waiting for the book, we've been able to extend your for you. That's nice, and it sucks you into a.
00:42:18
Speaker 5: False sense of security, doesn't it.
00:42:20
Speaker 16: Where have you found a library book?
00:42:22
Speaker 3: Have you?
00:42:22
Speaker 16: Is there been an obscure place where you've found one before?
00:42:25
Speaker 1: Oh?
00:42:26
Speaker 5: Yeah, we found one on the back of Grandpa's tractor.
00:42:31
Speaker 4: Good place to read writing a tractor on the farm.
00:42:34
Speaker 1: Wasn't exciting enough?
00:42:37
Speaker 16: Oh that would have been gone, that was never going back to the library.
00:42:40
Speaker 1: Yeah, So if anyone can help on thirteen one oh two three, like, please tell me where you found your kid's library books, because I'm I just I've run out of places. I do not possibly know where these two have gone.
00:42:52
Speaker 3: Do your children have a layer of filth on the bottom of their school bags like I used to have, like a sandwich that fell out of the lunch box and then wrap scrapped up paper.
00:43:00
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we do the big clean out at the end of every turn.
00:43:03
Speaker 5: But yeah, so it's definitely no, it couldn't be that none in the bag.
00:43:08
Speaker 1: Ye.
00:43:08
Speaker 12: No, I found one under the dog bed, so olivers obviously got to it and shoved it under there, And yes, and I was adamant that it had been returned, and I actually went in and I was like, no.
00:43:18
Speaker 16: No, that book has been returned.
00:43:20
Speaker 12: Absolute Trinity has been very good. And then I was eating my words. When I brought that line.
00:43:26
Speaker 4: Book, my Trinity would.
00:43:28
Speaker 16: Apologies if it smells a little doggish.
00:43:31
Speaker 1: This is the measure of why you're such a good person. You actually walked in and apologized.
00:43:35
Speaker 5: So would have just put it through the plap under the cover of ducks.
