Jon Taffer on Running The Troubadour and How Less Drinking Affects Restaurants

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From Corolla One Studios in Glendale, California, this is the
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Adam Corolla Show. Adam's guest today, the creator and host
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of Bar Rescue, restaurateur John Taffer.
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Plus the news with me, Mike Dawson, and now Adam Corolla. Yeah,
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get it on. Got to get it on. No choice
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but get on. You mandate to get it on. John
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Taffer back in studio. Bar Rescue, of course, season 10
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out now on Paramount. Also, we got the bar. We
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have Taffer's Tavern. And new locations coming up all over
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the place. Atlanta, Orlando. Also, the bourbon. Brown butter bourbon. Delectable,
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by the way.
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Had it myself.
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Good to see you again, John.
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Good to be back in Corolla Global Enterprises here.
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Yeah. Man, I was thinking about you. The part that
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people forget about with you is the sort of music background.
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Yeah.
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And starting off Sunset Strip, L.A.
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Troubadour, Barney's.
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Gazari's.
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Yeah.
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All that. Barney's Beanery.
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Roxy.
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Yeah.
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Whiskey.
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Yeah.
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You know, it's funny. Remember the Starwood? Yeah, the Starwood.
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I guess you'd have to ask yourself how you felt
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about stuff. But I found myself, and I keep finding
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myself going back and watching Once Upon a Time in Hollywood,
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the Tarantino film, because it was 1968, 1969, LA. And
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it was like, people are flying on airplanes, drinking out
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of a martini glass and smoking, you know? And I
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think half the country would go, that's disgusting, but not
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the half I'm on.
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No, I'm with you. Those are great times.
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That sounded like a good time to me. And there
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was like misogyny, but it was like the misogyny where
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the waitress would come by and the guy'd call her beautiful.
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You know what I mean? Hey, beautiful, sweetie, why don't
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you fresh me up this eyeball? And, Everyone in general
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seemed happier because it wasn't a grievance culture.
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I completely agree. When I ran a troubadour, we didn't
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have that defensiveness against each other.
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Right.
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We didn't have the gang. We didn't even have the
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racial pressures then.
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Right.
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We didn't have AIDS. That was pre-AIDS. We didn't have
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the sexual pressure then. It was a much friendlier time.
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Let me tell you the best time ever. I figured
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I've distilled it down because, look, there are times you
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could be born and cholera would take out your entire village.
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You know what I mean?
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Yeah.
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Rat infestation could take everyone out because that fleas and
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the bubonic plague. Or you could just literally be turning
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18 as World War I was beginning and you could
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have walked right off.
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We've actually had a pretty mellow time in our lives.
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Yeah.
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You could have some bad times. It's a cosmic wheel
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of timing. You could have been walking off your campus
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and in England or the United States in 1918 or
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something and walked right into a recruiter's office. And next
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thing you know, you're just in a trench somewhere filled
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with sewage water and rats. You know what I mean?
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You thought you were going to college. We've had a
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great run.
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Yeah.
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But here's the best time. You ready? Yep. It is pre-AIDS, mid-COKE.
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Coke was not bad for you.
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That's right.
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Coke was just fun and there was no such thing
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as AIDS.
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Yeah.
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That was a party.
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When I used to run Barney's Beanery that you could
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smoke back then, they had these little metal ashtrays. Yeah.
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And I won't say who, but who was sitting at
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the end of the bar would put a pile of
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cocaine on the ashtray and they'd pass it down the
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bar back then. Just slide it down. The regular side
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of the bar. It was a very different.
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Oh, you had the regular side of the bar.
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Yes.
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Yes. So you had this sort of tourist side or
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come off the street side, and then there was the regular.
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And if you sat on the regular side and weren't
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a regular, you didn't stay there long.
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Right. They chased you away. You were not supposed to
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be there. Yeah. Now, it comes out through the lens of, like,
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smoking or drinking or patting the stewardess on the ass.
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But the reality, it was just freedom.
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It was freedom.
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You drove a car. If you wanted to wear your seatbelt, fine.
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And if you didn't, well, that was your goddamn business.
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That's right.
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And that's the way we sort of liked it.
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Totally. It was a complete freedom. But we didn't have
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that pressure, that tension between all of us back then.
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Well, if you think about it, the way to create
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the tension is to enact a lot of these rules.
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So the thing about you bring up something like COVID–
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there wasn't any tension with me during COVID, but there
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was tension with others because I wasn't wearing a mask
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and they wanted me to wear a mask. And now
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there was a rule that said you had to wear
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a mask. And so if there's a rule that says
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you have to wear a mask, then you don't need
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the governor or the police chief coming up to you.
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Every middle-aged Karen is a deputy. She's been deputized now
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because here are the rules. And so she can then
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come up to me and tell me to get my
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mask on, even though she doesn't have a badge or
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a gun or a title.
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So she's creating the tension, which you didn't have in
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the first place.
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The rule created the tension.
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She.
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Is enforcing the rule. And, yes, she's a dumb bitch
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and she should shut the fuck up. But because we
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laid this out, this thing, and so what we have
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is a lot of people offended on other people's behalf,
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racially or misogynistically or xenophobically. You're not going to let
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them talk to you that way. I'm going to go
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report that. There's lots of that going on.
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It's destroying our society.
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I agree.
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It's inhibiting our ability to communicate with each other, to
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say how we feel with each other. We have to
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be defensive about our own feelings when we meet people.
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Yes.
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Our own political views when we meet people.
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Yes. I completely concur. And, you know, for me, I'm
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pretty consistent. I just want whatever's logical. And you know,
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especially when you're running a restaurant, first off, there's certain
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businesses I look at and I've done carpet cleaning and
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I've done construction. I've been involved with tons and tons
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of stuff, but I look at restaurant and I see
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those margins and I just see all the potential liability,
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all the stuff. And I, I just, I just shake
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my head. Like I go, my business is I fly
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to your town. I sell out of theater. I get paid.
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I go home. There is no somebody slipped and fell
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and I'm on the hook for it. There's no there's no.
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comedy inspector. The comedy inspector from the city has come down.
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He's found some violations. He made three too many Jew jokes.
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He cited you. Now there's a fine. You have to
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go pull a permit to do your next show. I
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just show, even musicians, as you know, roadies, amps, trucks, crew,
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that's still. Comedian, You just walk out there, talk, leave.
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You don't have to set up.
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There's a microphone and a stool. You're good to go.
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There's no sound check. Your sound check is your first joke.
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But I think about restaurant, and I think, man, that's
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a margin. And there can be no pie in the
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sky when you're running that restaurant. There's no, in my heart,
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I feel like nobody deserves to not get a good meal.
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No child should not get a booth.
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It's just.
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All nuts and bolts.
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It is all nuts. And it's a challenging time. I'm lucky, though,
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because my brand is so beverage-oriented that in Taffer's Tavern,
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I run 50% beverage sales. Oh, really? Normal would be
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18% to 20%. And that's the most profitable.
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A normal restaurant with a license.
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18% to 20% beverage sales, 80% food. I run 50-50.
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So that pumps a lot of profits down to my
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bottom line. But I'm lucky to be a beverage brand
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because most brands can't achieve that. Yeah.
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So let's see if we can break this down. If
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I go to a comedy club, they will oftentimes give
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you 80% of the door, sometimes even 85. Now you go, well,
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that doesn't seem like a great split for them. Well,
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they're not in the business of selling tickets. They're in
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the restaurant business.
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And they want you to help them sell the tickets,
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hence that 85%.
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Yeah, so they can get the restaurant filled with people.
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You think it's a comedy club. They think it's a restaurant.
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That's right.
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But then within that... you'd rather have more people drink
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than eat because the, the, the margin on the food
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is tight.
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And it's a pain in the ass to make.
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Right, right.
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That's all part of it.
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The drink is easy to make and it's profitable.
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Right, right. I mean, what gets, well, first off, you know, look,
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maybe you're making a paper airplane or Moscow Mule or something,
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but a Michelob Lite, that's just, you paid $ 3, you
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charge $ 8 and hand it to the person. That's right.
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That's a business.
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So here are the numbers. Bottled beer runs a 28% cost.
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It's a 28 cents of every dollar's cost. Draft beer
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is 22%, but that cocktail is 14% of twice the price.
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Right, right, right. So for a beer, let's say you
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say $ 28, In a bottle.
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Yep.
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Right. So just for the sake of argument, I'll round
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down a little. But even when you're doing the $ 3
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beer night, you still only paid $ 0. 75. That's correct.
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Right.
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But the cocktail that costs... $ 18. $ 22, whatever.
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$ 22.
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Let's just call it $ 20. You're paying $ 2. 80 worth of material,
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including labor.
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Much lower cost, yeah. Well, labor is very quick. Typically,
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it's 60 seconds, right, to make a drink.
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Yeah, I know. But that does factor in overall to
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your whatever. And if you can get it on draft,
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it's 22.
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Right. Right.
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So you want people ordering cocktails. Also on draft, I
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can sell you larger sizes. I can do pictures with draft.
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I can promote more. But I want you to order
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a cocktail for sure. Right.
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That's what they want. And how much measuring? I can't
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tell their places, like at the airport or certain places
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where they literally have the thing on the top of
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the bottle.
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Oh, the measurer.
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The measurer. It'll cut you off. Yep. And then there's
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the jigger guy. And then there's the guy who goes,
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I know when I'm done pouring.
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Yep.
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Like you do at home. Yep. So are there rules, though,
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or is it just bar to bar?
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There's no rules. It's bar to bar. The pourers that
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you're talking about are posipourers, they call them, and they
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click Mm-hmm. At seven-eighths of an ounce or whatever the
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number is.
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Right.
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So there's no overpour. And the only way you can
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pour more is to bring the bottle back down and
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over again. And the manager would see that.
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So the jigger, of course, is a simple pour from
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one ounce from a jigger.
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the jigger. We do free pour tests with our bartenders
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all the time. It's a three count. One, two, three.
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That's an ounce.
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Well, you know, if you... A carpenter, like I used
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to be, and you stare at a tape measure long enough,
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you know this is three feet.
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Bingo.
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Same thing. It's not four feet.
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That's right.
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And it's not two and a half feet.
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It's three feet.
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You see it.
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You know what I mean?
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It's almost mechanical ability. You do it again and again
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and again, and you just know it. Yeah.
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So you would like people to come in and order
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a cocktail.
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It's interesting. I'm interested how things go away and come back.
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I'm interested how gin went away and it came back.
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I'm interested in how rye and bourbon seem to go away,
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old-fashioned stuff, and then come back.
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Old-fashioned is very popular right now.
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And also— The rise of the tequila. Tequila was just
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cheap stuff you used to get drunk back in the day,
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and now there's 75 different kinds, and they're treating them
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like they're cigars.
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Yep. I'll tell you, for the trend to go down
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sets it up to go up. Right now, every alcohol
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is down. Beer is down. Wine is down. Carbonated seltzers
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are down. Everything is down. But I'll share an interesting statistic.
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You'll love this, Adam. There are 5,400... whiskey SKUs in America, 5,400 whiskeys. 5,400
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brands of whiskey in America. The average bar has no
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more than 40. Of that 40, only 17 sell. Of
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the 17 that sell, over 70% of the revenue comes
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from three.
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Wow.
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So 5,400 brands becomes three within a bar. All of
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these brands are going to go away the next couple years.
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We're going to see a whole bunch of brands. Jim
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Beam stopped production for a year.
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Yeah.
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Which is incredible. Whiskey distilleries are filing bankruptcy. They're going broke.
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So there's going to be a bit of a shakeout.
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And all these brands that don't mean anything are going
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to go away.
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It's kind of interesting. and maybe self-serving, but it's a
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lot like podcasting. There's over two million podcasts. There's a
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handful that make money, and there's a handful you've heard of,
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but they're out there. And the only difference is, You
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can do your podcast from your garage with your stepdad
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as long as you want. It's not a distillery.
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That's right.
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You don't have to turn a product. I keep hearing
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people are drinking less. They are. I'm trying to make
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up for it.
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Thank you. I appreciate that.
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I actually decided to see if I could fill that
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void a little bit.
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We appreciate that.
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Yeah. People are drinking less, and I keep hearing that
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that's something that's going on, and it's affecting the business, obviously.
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It is affecting the business. It's affecting liquor stores. It's
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affecting every aspect of the business.
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And I'm trying to think, you know, I don't know
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if it's a pandemic or a good war. I don't
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know what gets people back on the sauce. Also, it
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strikes me a lot of people are– Eating edibles and,
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you know.
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Cannabis plays a part, for sure.
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Doing that, right.
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For sure. Also, cannabis gets you to stay home.
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Oh, yeah.
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You plant yourself on a couch. You don't go out
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as often.
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It's not as social.
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Right.
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It's more of a home-based... But we're seeing the impact
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of it, for sure. Soon, we're going to see cannabis bars.
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Oh, yeah.
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We're going to start allowing cannabis in a bar. We'll
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see how that works out. I'm still not sure that
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cannabis is the socialization tool that drinking is.
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Yeah, I mean, look, everything.
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Affects the human brain in different ways. There's things that
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make you tired and things that make you peppy and
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things that make you conversational and things that make you inter, introspective,
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introverted and stuff like that. They're not all the same.
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Yeah.
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And they call booze a social lubricant for a reason.
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It kind of gets people, gets people talking. Yep.
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Let me tell you my troubadour story. I got a
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great story for him. I'm running a troubadour. This is 1979.
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We're talking about music.
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What bands are rolling through there when you're running the Troubadour?
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Okay, so while I'm running the Troubadour, we had Black Flag, Adamant,
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all of those bands.
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So you get, so there was the Doors version, Mamas
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and the Papas, Crosby, Stills, and Nash. I mean, there
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was that version of the Troubadour. And now it's kind
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of like that movie Boogie Nights.
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It is.
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Now there was the old school porn, and now it's
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on video.
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Yeah.
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And all of a sudden, it's punk rock and new wave.
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And new wave.
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Right.
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So it was punk rock and remember the Knack? Rubber
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City Rebels, all those bands were back then. I don't
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remember the Rubber City Rebels. I remember the Knack being
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bigger than anything.
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Yep.
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So I'm running a troubadour. This is a Tuesday night,
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and Doug Weston, the owner of the troubadour, gave the
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club to the Native Americans for a fundraiser. This is
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before Indian gaming when their communities were in such trouble.
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So there's Indian dancers, Indian drummers, Indian musicians. American Indians.
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All of this is going on, Native Americans. I'm sitting
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at the front bar having a ginger ale. This was
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the day the Washington Redskins lost a football game in
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the last 30 seconds against the Cowboys, 78 or 79.
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An agent walks through the front door, screams at the
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top of his lungs, those fucking Redskins, in a room
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with 600 Indians. Great troubadour moment. So they jumped them,
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but everything worked out.
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Now, I'm guessing, and this is an interesting thing, and
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I've talked about before, I know the guy, I spent
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a lot of time talking to the guy who runs crypto.
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And he would explain to me, you have the Hispanic
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mariachi big band come in here. You have to stock
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this kind of booze and more of this and less
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of that. And then you got the girl bands come in.
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And then you got Leonard Skinner coming in. You need
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another kind of thing. I'm guessing the bar was busy
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at the American Indian night at the Troubadour because I
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feel like those people can drink.
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They can drink. Years ago, I opened Mystic Lake Casino
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in Minneapolis as a consultant. Big, the biggest casino out
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of Vegas at the time. And we're creating the food
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and beverage, and we're going to open the casino, and
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the tribal council is saying, listen, we shouldn't have alcohol.
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Our community is not good with alcohol. We don't want
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to have an embarrassing event. And this is what the
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tribal council is telling me. But the governor was coming,
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the senator was coming, so we set up a little
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champagne bar. It was a nightmare.
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Really?
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Yeah, the tribal council got too drunk, and.
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But, you know, they said it themselves. So, you know,
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it's just an issue with them.
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Well, look, I've talked about it with Dr. Drew many times.
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There are certain communities. Not everyone is wired exactly the same.
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You heard.
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It was Kennedy. It was Robert Kennedy Jr. who was
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doing a hearing yesterday. And you know what? You can
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look for it, Dawson. It was kind of interesting. It
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was about a year old, maybe a little less. Kennedy
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is just a mouth of babes kind of guy. He
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was just like, hey, too many people are too fat.
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You've got to lose weight because you're too fat.
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I love his agenda.
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People are like, you can't speak that way. You can't
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fat shame me. He's like, I'm just telling you what's healthy.
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He was given a thing in front of Congress, and
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he basically just went, hey, not all vaccines are needed
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by all people. African-Americans don't need this vaccine. And, of course,
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the black Congress guy was like, what you talking about, Willis?
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But it's like it doesn't affect your community. So why
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would you get this vaccination?
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You and I don't need a sickle cell.
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Right. That's not a hate crime. It's just a wiring.
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It's just what is. It's a biology. And there are
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groups on this planet that alcohol– affects differently.
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No question.
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And the tribal elders probably had the right idea with
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the champagne line. And we'll see if we can find that.
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I don't know. It's Kennedy, Congress, sort of black scene. Ooh,
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that's a good name.
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Black scene?
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Yeah, it's like black and a vaccine put together.
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Black scene. Wow.
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Yeah. Speaking of American Indians, and we're talking about pot,
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I was having a laugh on the way here, because
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I was thinking about the arc, and you're talking about
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stuff getting popular, like gin, and then it's not popular
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for a long time, and now then it gets popular
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again and kind of goes away. When you're queued up,
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you can tell me if you feel good about it. Okay.
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You said the following, and I quote, we should not
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be giving black people the same vaccine schedule that's given
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to whites Because their immune system is better than ours.
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Can you please explain what you meant?
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There's a series of studies, I think most of them
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by Poland, that show that.
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All right, I'll pause it for a second. By the way,
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this is a black woman giving him a gotcha question.
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By the way, saying your immune system is better or
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your dick is bigger is not exactly a slap in
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the face to a community. I would like someone to
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explain that Adam's immunity is much stronger than all of
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yours and his dick is wider as well.
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I'll take both.
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I'll take both. There'll be no lawsuits filed. I'm not
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going to get Gloria Allred on your ass.
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All right.
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So here it is. And what you meant.
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There's a series of studies, I think most of them
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by Poland, that show that the particular antigens that blacks
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have a much stronger reaction. There's differences in reaction to
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different products by different races.
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So I have 17 seconds. Let me just ask you then.
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So what different vaccine schedule would you say I should
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have received?
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It's always about me.
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What different vaccine schedule should I receive?
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The Pollan article suggests that blacks need fewer antigens.
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This is so dangerous. So you get the same measles vaccine.
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Mr.
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Kennedy, with all due respect, that is so dangerous. Your
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voice would be a voice that parents would be.
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It's dangerous if they wouldn't take the vaccine, but taking
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the vaccine has no danger attached to it.
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I love all black leftist Democrat women are constantly on
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the verge of being insulted all the time. First off,
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it's the truth. But secondly, it's telling you don't take
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something you don't need if you don't need it.
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Which could have a negative consequence on you.
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Well, listen, I'll put it to you this way. It's
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what I basically said with COVID vax and my kids
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when 14 year old twins at the time. I just said, look,
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I don't know that the vaccine is going to hurt
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them long term, but I do know COVID isn't because
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they're perfectly healthy and they're young and they have no
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preexisting conditions. So one is, by the way, I'm not
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saying these are going to injure you. I'm saying I
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don't need, you know, when you go to Africa or
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you go to, I don't know, Thailand or something, you
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have to get a series of vaccinations before you leave.
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But not if you're going to Glendale. But then I
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would say, if somebody said, don't you want to get
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the typhoid thing before you go to Glendale? I'd go, no.
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And they'd go, why not? How could it hurt? And
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I'd go, I don't know. I don't need it. All right, sorry.
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00:24:00.960 --> 00:24:03.740
Well, put something into your body that you don't need.
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We'll continue with that. Just go back 10 seconds, because
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I do like that she's insulted. It's dangerous.
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I mean, the Pollan article suggests that Blacks need fewer antigens.
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This is so dangerous.
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So you get the same measles vaccine.
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Mr.
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Kennedy, with all due respect, that is so dangerous. Your
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voice would be a voice that parents would listen to.
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That is so dangerous. I will be voting against your
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nomination because your views are dangerous to our state and
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to our country.
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By the way, what happened to making a fucking point?
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I listen to so many politicians. especially women, especially on
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the left, I don't know what their point is other
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than they're pissed off, but you have to show some
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receipts at some point. He's just explaining that's the science,
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and you just keep saying it's dangerous to the science.
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What you need to do is show up with something.
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And she did not.
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00:25:02.720 --> 00:25:06.779
You need a chart that talks about androgens and talk
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about the African-American community or something. You can't just keep
523
00:25:10.160 --> 00:25:12.940
yelling at a guy you think something's dangerous.
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00:25:12.960 --> 00:25:16.609
This resistance of the other side is at a level
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00:25:16.650 --> 00:25:19.250
of absurdity. How about last night in the State of
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the Union when he said, stand up for American citizens
527
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versus illegal? And nobody would stand up. I mean, that's
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mind-boggling to me.
529
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Well, he does. I'll tell you what Trump does. That
530
00:25:28.579 --> 00:25:30.660
was a hell of a moment. I'll tell you what
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00:25:30.700 --> 00:25:33.000
Trump does that makes me laugh, and Dawson's got to
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00:25:33.059 --> 00:25:35.329
find it again. I want to tell you about my
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friends at Cardiff. If you're a small business owner and
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you've tried the big bank runaround, you need Cardiff. Small businesses...
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are the backbone of this economy, and you've been treated
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like an afterthought. If you need capital, but you don't
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want to deal with the big banks who always screw
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you over, and it's always a long line, and there's
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so many hoops to jump through, our friends at Cardiff
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actually want to say yes. Over $ 12 billion funded for
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small businesses since 2004. They offer bank rates with same
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day funding and zero personal credit impact to apply. Don't
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let big banks stall your growth. Go to cardiff.co slash Adam.
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That's cardiff.co slash A-D-A-M. I know they can help you. Cardiff,
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borrow better.
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00:26:31.539 --> 00:26:34.319
Pluto TV has thousands of free movies.
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And TV shows.
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You swear? If I'm lying, I'm dying.
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00:26:40.259 --> 00:26:43.890
There's that Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd scene.
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00:27:10.059 --> 00:27:16.180
And Elmer Fudd is the hunter, and Daffy Duck and
551
00:27:16.589 --> 00:27:20.730
Bugs Bunny are standing there, and they're explaining it's duck
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00:27:20.769 --> 00:27:23.670
hunting season, and then he's saying it's rabbit hunting season,
553
00:27:24.109 --> 00:27:28.130
and then he's saying, shoot, no, no, it's duck hunting season.
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00:27:28.450 --> 00:27:34.890
And at some point, Bugs Bunny starts repeating what Daffy
555
00:27:34.930 --> 00:27:39.269
Duck says and insists that Elmer Fudd shoot him now.
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Which is what Trump does to Democrats. He puts them
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in a horrible place. He says, stand up. By the way,
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00:27:48.380 --> 00:27:51.700
if Trump says, stand up, they're going to sit down.
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If Trump says, turn right, they're going to turn left.
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That's the sad part.
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Right. That's the sad part. Because the way it's supposed
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to be is you go, all right, let's just say
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you're in a relationship. And you go, okay, I'm the man.
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This is my wife. The way it's supposed to be
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00:28:14.819 --> 00:28:17.220
is you go, I like to keep the front door
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00:28:17.299 --> 00:28:21.160
locked at night. Good. Your wife goes, yeah, me too.
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And I like to shut the garage door when I
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come in at night. Good. And I like to shut
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the refrigerator door after I pull food out so it
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doesn't just burn calories.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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And then I go, and I like to keep the
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toilet seat up. And then she goes, hold on. I
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think we want the toilet seat down.
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Okay.
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00:28:43.299 --> 00:28:47.539
So we agreed on the stuff. Locking the door, shutting
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the garage, shutting the fridge door. And then we got
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to a thing with the toilet seat, and you wanted
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to do it one way, and maybe I did it
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the other way, and now we can have a discussion
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00:28:56.119 --> 00:29:00.289
about it. But where Trump is with the wife and
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00:29:00.329 --> 00:29:03.690
these women and these Democrats, I was like, I would
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00:29:03.730 --> 00:29:09.970
like to remove criminal illegals who are violent from the country.
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Fuck you.
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00:29:11.740 --> 00:29:12.059
Okay.
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00:29:12.460 --> 00:29:15.319
I would like to stand for veterans. Fuck you. I
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would like you to stand. And he forces them to
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go to the other side. And then it's brilliant because
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then when it comes time for the election, they go,
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who do we want running the house? The guy or
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the girl? And I go, this bitch want to leave
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the front door open at night. And everyone goes, we
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00:29:33.289 --> 00:29:35.670
don't want that. We're living in the house too. Well,
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that's their plan. And they go, now they have to
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get around it. They have to go, well, I said it,
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00:29:41.319 --> 00:29:43.579
but I didn't mean it or whatever. No, no, you
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got played. You got gamed into it. All right, let's
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see if we can find Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny.
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And this is what Trump, the Democrats would be Daffy Duck,
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I think, in this equation. Here we go. Baffy is right. No,
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it's duck hunting season.
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That, sir, is an insignificant fabrication.
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It's wabbit season.
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Duck season. Wabbit season.
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Duck season.
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Wabbit season. Duck season. Wabbit season.
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Wabbit season.
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Duck season. Wabbit season. I say it's duck season and
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I say fire.
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Yes.
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Shot him in the face.
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That's exactly what Trump does to Democrats. He tells them,
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stand up. And they're not going to stand up.
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And they fall into it every time.
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They fall. We have the clip, I think, somewhere. Andrew does.
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And then. It just becomes a commercial for the Republicans
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because you become the people who won't stand for this. Now,
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if you're smart, whether you're a wife or a Democrat,
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you parse it out. You go, yeah, I'm for locking
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the front door, but I am going to argue with
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you about the toilet seat. And then you see something.
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Then you seem reasonable.
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Absolutely.
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All right. Sorry. We'll play.
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00:31:06.759 --> 00:31:07.619
So tonight I'm.
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Inviting every legislature to join with my administration in reaffirming
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a fundamental principle that If you agree with this statement,
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then stand up and show your support. The first duty
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of the American government is to protect American citizens, not
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illegal aliens.
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Wow.
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That's powerful.
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That's powerful. He tricks them.
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It's duck hunting season is what it is.
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Look at his face.
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It's great.
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Who knew this would happen, too?
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Oh, yeah.
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00:31:49.640 --> 00:31:53.190
Now he gestures to the Democrats who won't stand up
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00:31:54.990 --> 00:31:58.470
and looks a little incredulous and entertained, to be fair.
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00:32:04.970 --> 00:32:06.349
Here comes the best of all, right?
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00:32:06.390 --> 00:32:17.470
Yeah, that's great. He got them with the hockey team, too.
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00:32:17.529 --> 00:32:19.029
They wouldn't stand for the hockey team.
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00:32:19.450 --> 00:32:22.250
Unbelievable. You didn't stand for a hockey team.
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They're all full of sexist and misogynist. I forgot how long.
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00:32:29.599 --> 00:32:32.660
By the way, pause it for a second. To be
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00:32:32.839 --> 00:32:37.599
fair to Trump, when they go, the speech was too long.
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00:32:38.400 --> 00:32:41.180
If you back out all the clapping, it's under an hour.
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00:32:41.660 --> 00:32:41.869
Right.
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00:32:41.880 --> 00:32:43.109
Good point. Because we're sitting here.
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00:32:43.220 --> 00:32:43.650
Good point.
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00:32:44.089 --> 00:32:48.890
We had 30 seconds of dialogue and three minutes of clapping.
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If you're just keeping a tally, like you do those,
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you know, you do TV, you go, we got to
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do 30 minutes or we got to do 60 minutes
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of TV. No, you have to do 42.
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Minutes of TV.
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00:33:00.539 --> 00:33:03.759
That's right. I thought it was an hour show. Yeah,
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but you got to back out the commercials.
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00:33:06.140 --> 00:33:06.359
Right.
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00:33:06.380 --> 00:33:11.410
I'm sorry. Keep it going. Keep it going. Yeah, he
663
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shouldn't be on the clock for this.
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I agree. And there was a lot of it last night.
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Oh, yeah.
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Look at them sitting there.
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00:33:21.019 --> 00:33:23.200
Mark Kelly's sitting there looking angry.
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Yeah.
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Disgusting.
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You think one of them said.
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Oh, I thought there was a... I thought he said
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something on this one.
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He did.
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00:33:32.980 --> 00:33:36.079
Yeah, he sort of said I can't believe it or whatever. Okay,
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00:33:36.099 --> 00:33:39.160
good for these guys. But now, all we have.
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00:33:40.599 --> 00:33:44.980
Is mommy and daddy fighting and we're the kids. And
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00:33:45.019 --> 00:33:47.460
we live in the house too. And we just want
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a house with a locked front door and a refrigerator
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00:33:50.980 --> 00:33:54.029
door shut. And a porch light that works.
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Right.
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But no.
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00:33:55.890 --> 00:33:58.009
That's a great way to put it. And it's a
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00:33:58.069 --> 00:33:59.769
sad scenario that you just laid out.
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Yeah. I don't... It's such a... It's an interesting phenomenon.
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And I think... I think it's connected because in the
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00:34:13.280 --> 00:34:18.320
past it didn't go this way because everyone agreed on
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a stout border, but people argued about Vietnam and our involvement.
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00:34:24.750 --> 00:34:29.369
And so there was kind of legitimate discussions about things,
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but we agreed on other things.
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00:34:30.929 --> 00:34:32.630
It was a different time, though, because we all watched
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the same news shows. We all got the same information. Today,
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00:34:36.019 --> 00:34:39.239
it's also segregated, right? Liberal receives their data. We receive
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our information. We don't hear their side. They don't hear
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our side because we're watching news channels that lean one
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way or another. So we're not all evaluating the same information.
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I'm not sure the other side knows arguments from our
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side and vice versa because people aren't exposed to it.
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Here's what I think. I don't think it's quite true.
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I don't think it's quite that way because I tell people,
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and it's a true statement to a degree where you go,
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they have their side, they have their side, and they
702
00:35:12.650 --> 00:35:15.590
only hear what they hear. But I tell people all
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the time, CNN is on in every airport. I know
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what they're saying. I know their argument because their argument
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gets made by our side. They go, here's what they want,
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and here's why it's not going to work, or here's
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00:35:28.889 --> 00:35:33.139
why it's bogus. I feel like their argument is pretty ubiquitous.
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00:35:33.460 --> 00:35:36.960
It was sort of like COVID. They all had their argument.
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The people I listened to are the people who got deplatformed.
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And I don't think they knew what the Great Barrington
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Declaration was or whatever it was. They didn't know. They
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did not know the other side.
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They didn't want to know the other side.
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They didn't want to know. I've... I've sat around and
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I've listened to Tim Walz and whomever and all the
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Democrat and all the ladies on the Democrat. And they're like,
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00:36:06.269 --> 00:36:09.530
these ICE guys are kicking open doors, grabbing people, look
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00:36:09.570 --> 00:36:12.429
different than them, taking them to gulags and disappearing them.
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00:36:12.449 --> 00:36:15.610
It's like none of that. Do you think that's what
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they're– do you actually think that's what they're doing?
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Of course not.
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They– but when you see like there's instances where like
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00:36:25.130 --> 00:36:30.849
the Karen– The middle-aged, paunchy woman from Minneapolis is like
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yelling at the ICE guys. And the ICE guys are like, hey,
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00:36:35.289 --> 00:36:37.949
we're going after a pedophile and a rapist. And she's like,
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00:36:38.130 --> 00:36:40.949
you don't go after any criminals. You just take citizens.
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00:36:41.030 --> 00:36:42.309
And it's like, what?
728
00:36:42.590 --> 00:36:46.010
Where is she kidding? But that's what she thinks. She
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00:36:46.050 --> 00:36:50.030
thinks they're walking around snatching these people up.
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00:36:50.429 --> 00:36:52.349
These are our neighbors that are ICE agents. And these
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are Americans. Why would they do such a thing? That's absurd.
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00:36:54.949 --> 00:36:58.409
Well, I have a theory. And I used it, we
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00:36:58.449 --> 00:37:02.969
were talking about the USA hockey team and the male
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hockey team and this HuffPo stamp that basically talked about
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not celebrating the American hockey team. And I have had,
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so I have a theory and it's up there now.
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00:37:16.019 --> 00:37:17.599
Maybe we can blow it up a little bit. But
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it's the HuffPo thing I think I talked about before.
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It says if waving the American flag or chanting USA
740
00:37:26.340 --> 00:37:32.340
turns you off right now. You're not alone. And okay.
741
00:37:32.400 --> 00:37:35.789
So that's HuffPo. Now here's my theory. And I want
742
00:37:35.809 --> 00:37:37.469
to know what you think, John.
743
00:37:39.230 --> 00:37:39.510
Okay.
744
00:37:41.530 --> 00:37:45.820
I grew up with these people. My mom and my
745
00:37:45.880 --> 00:37:50.980
grandma were HuffPo before HuffPo was HuffPo. They thought this way, right?
746
00:37:51.139 --> 00:37:57.630
And they would And HuffPo and MSNBC and Don Lemon,
747
00:37:58.170 --> 00:38:00.019
any of them, any of them you disagree with. But
748
00:38:00.099 --> 00:38:01.559
here's what they would say. I know you talk to
749
00:38:01.579 --> 00:38:03.519
them all the time. And if you talk to my mom,
750
00:38:03.559 --> 00:38:04.960
you talk to my grandma, they would say this. They
751
00:38:04.980 --> 00:38:10.619
would go, I love this country, but you got to understand, slavery,
752
00:38:10.949 --> 00:38:17.230
Trail of Tears, two nukes on Japan, Jim Crow, what
753
00:38:17.269 --> 00:38:20.210
we did with the Japanese internment. And it's like, after
754
00:38:20.210 --> 00:38:24.090
20 minutes- You go, do you love this country? Because
755
00:38:24.199 --> 00:38:26.360
all I hear is you talking shit about this country.
756
00:38:26.460 --> 00:38:29.559
And then they go, no, I love this country. I
757
00:38:29.619 --> 00:38:32.340
know how much better we can do.
758
00:38:32.480 --> 00:38:32.719
Right.
759
00:38:33.039 --> 00:38:35.510
So then it's the same thing with the left all
760
00:38:35.530 --> 00:38:38.769
the time. It's like, listen, I ran for this office
761
00:38:38.829 --> 00:38:42.250
because I love this country and I'm patriotic and everything else.
762
00:38:42.570 --> 00:38:44.949
But take that flag down from the back of your truck.
763
00:38:45.230 --> 00:38:47.380
And we're putting kids in cages at the border and
764
00:38:47.440 --> 00:38:50.539
torturing them and tearing kids. kids away from their parents
765
00:38:50.599 --> 00:38:54.119
and throwing them in gulags. It's like, all you do,
766
00:38:54.699 --> 00:38:58.760
Ilhan Omar and the squad, Rashida Tlaib, all you do
767
00:38:58.780 --> 00:39:03.610
is talk a never-ending stream of shit about this country 24-7,
768
00:39:03.969 --> 00:39:06.969
but you love this country, right? So I don't believe you.
769
00:39:07.269 --> 00:39:08.869
And you never give a suggestion on how to make
770
00:39:08.909 --> 00:39:09.269
it better.
771
00:39:09.389 --> 00:39:09.590
Right.
772
00:39:10.090 --> 00:39:13.960
I don't believe you. So HuffPo would say, oh, no,
773
00:39:14.000 --> 00:39:17.570
we love this country, but... We have so many things
774
00:39:17.610 --> 00:39:18.329
we need to fix.
775
00:39:18.929 --> 00:39:19.710
Right. Okay.
776
00:39:20.469 --> 00:39:25.840
I say they hate this country because the hockey team
777
00:39:26.519 --> 00:39:30.820
winning the gold first time in 46 years. has nothing
778
00:39:30.860 --> 00:39:34.260
to do with the border, has nothing to do with Ukraine,
779
00:39:34.500 --> 00:39:37.679
has nothing to do with Israel or Gaza because what
780
00:39:37.699 --> 00:39:42.010
they do with Israel, Gaza, border, whatever, they fight against
781
00:39:42.150 --> 00:39:44.489
everything and then say they love this country. And then
782
00:39:44.530 --> 00:39:48.500
you can kind of– you get a little confused. You go, hmm. Well,
783
00:39:48.519 --> 00:39:50.769
maybe they love this country and they just don't like
784
00:39:51.070 --> 00:39:54.650
Israel bombing whatever, Hamas or something. But the list goes on.
785
00:39:55.030 --> 00:39:58.429
The list goes on. But this has nothing attached to it.
786
00:39:58.730 --> 00:39:59.210
It's hockey.
787
00:39:59.320 --> 00:39:59.820
It's pure.
788
00:40:00.010 --> 00:40:01.119
It's just a game.
789
00:40:01.219 --> 00:40:01.719
It's pure.
790
00:40:01.980 --> 00:40:05.659
Right. And if you love this country... then you will
791
00:40:05.699 --> 00:40:10.400
be screaming and celebrating and waving the American flag for
792
00:40:11.059 --> 00:40:13.480
the hockey team taking the gold home. If you love
793
00:40:13.500 --> 00:40:15.539
this country. But if you hate this country and you
794
00:40:15.559 --> 00:40:18.170
love Canada, then you're going to be a bitch about it.
795
00:40:18.510 --> 00:40:22.150
And HuffPo, you do not love this country because we
796
00:40:22.349 --> 00:40:25.909
are giving you an opportunity to love this country that
797
00:40:25.949 --> 00:40:29.050
has no political baggage attached to it whatsoever. You can
798
00:40:29.170 --> 00:40:32.849
just enjoy the win for the country you love, but
799
00:40:32.889 --> 00:40:35.929
you got to beef. and you don't like this country,
800
00:40:35.949 --> 00:40:38.130
so shut up. And by the way, we're right for
801
00:40:38.190 --> 00:40:39.630
thinking you don't love this country.
802
00:40:39.650 --> 00:40:41.550
Well, they prove it again and again. How about just
803
00:40:41.570 --> 00:40:44.030
being happy for the guys? What an accomplishment for them.
804
00:40:44.369 --> 00:40:46.210
Why can't you just be happy for the young men
805
00:40:46.230 --> 00:40:49.090
that won this? They can't find joy in any of
806
00:40:49.150 --> 00:40:51.739
these things. It's sad. It's sad that you live your
807
00:40:51.780 --> 00:40:54.639
life that way, that you can't find joy in the
808
00:40:54.739 --> 00:40:56.679
simplest things to be joyful about.
809
00:40:56.960 --> 00:41:01.539
Well, my thing has always been people oftentimes when they
810
00:41:01.599 --> 00:41:04.989
treat other people badly, in an unfriendly manner or they're
811
00:41:05.219 --> 00:41:10.360
tough on him or rude or whatever, sometimes people pull
812
00:41:10.380 --> 00:41:14.739
him aside. This actually happened with me and somebody in Letterman.
813
00:41:14.880 --> 00:41:17.110
And I just went, Letterman's kind of a rude douche,
814
00:41:17.119 --> 00:41:22.440
you know? And they went, he's really miserable. He's really miserable.
815
00:41:22.489 --> 00:41:25.949
The excuse is they're miserable. But then go home and
816
00:41:25.989 --> 00:41:29.760
kill yourself. Don't make me miserable. The whole thing with
817
00:41:29.820 --> 00:41:32.840
these people is they're all fucking miserable, which is true.
818
00:41:33.960 --> 00:41:38.659
Go home and eat Haagen-Dazs out of the one-gallon container
819
00:41:38.760 --> 00:41:42.760
in a bathrobe and binge watch Edgerton and cry. But
820
00:41:42.820 --> 00:41:43.980
leave me the fuck alone.
821
00:41:44.420 --> 00:41:47.719
My wife calls them party poopers. Yes. I mean, they
822
00:41:47.739 --> 00:41:49.760
don't want us to have fun with this hockey game.
823
00:41:50.059 --> 00:41:53.469
So they're going to destroy this party for us. These highlights,
824
00:41:53.510 --> 00:41:55.869
they don't like them. They don't like when we're having fun.
825
00:41:55.909 --> 00:41:56.730
They're party poopers.
826
00:41:57.210 --> 00:42:01.519
Right. They say they love this country, yet they want
827
00:42:01.719 --> 00:42:05.260
Spanish spoken at halftime for the Super Bowl. They say
828
00:42:05.300 --> 00:42:08.550
they love this country. but they poke holes in any
829
00:42:08.630 --> 00:42:12.550
kind of victory or any kind of opportunity. If we
830
00:42:13.409 --> 00:42:17.550
drop a bunker buster down an exhaust pipe and blow
831
00:42:17.639 --> 00:42:21.019
up a nuclear program for Iran, they're pissed off about that.
832
00:42:21.400 --> 00:42:25.000
Listen, 50 years we dealt with that issue, and it
833
00:42:25.059 --> 00:42:27.239
was ended, but that was a mistake. It's insane.
834
00:42:27.579 --> 00:42:33.789
Right. There are reasons to celebrate this country. And then
835
00:42:33.809 --> 00:42:37.150
there are disagreements, which is fine. But if you're just
836
00:42:37.650 --> 00:42:40.409
going to get pissed off at everything all the time,
837
00:42:40.630 --> 00:42:42.769
then I don't think you love this country.
838
00:42:43.010 --> 00:42:44.110
I'm not sure you love yourself.
839
00:42:45.210 --> 00:42:47.010
You know, my theory is they hate their dad.
840
00:42:47.650 --> 00:42:49.849
That could be. That could be. But, you know, a
841
00:42:49.849 --> 00:42:52.389
lot of these people, I don't think they're proud of themselves.
842
00:42:52.949 --> 00:42:53.210
Yes.
843
00:42:53.530 --> 00:42:56.190
And they connect that to our country, too. It's a
844
00:42:56.269 --> 00:42:59.590
sad scenario when they can't be happy, again, with the
845
00:42:59.650 --> 00:43:00.369
joy around them.
846
00:43:00.929 --> 00:43:01.849
Yeah, well, they don't.
847
00:43:02.780 --> 00:43:03.539
Oh, okay.
848
00:43:06.219 --> 00:43:07.800
Nick's going to bring in a little of your buttered
849
00:43:07.840 --> 00:43:09.110
bourbon so we can try that out.
850
00:43:09.199 --> 00:43:09.659
Ooh, cool.
851
00:43:10.110 --> 00:43:11.159
Start speaking our minds.
852
00:43:13.989 --> 00:43:14.210
Yes.
853
00:43:16.130 --> 00:43:23.969
My theory is they don't have a skill and a trade.
854
00:43:24.889 --> 00:43:28.610
And there it is. Yeah, that's good stuff. Yeah, they
855
00:43:28.690 --> 00:43:30.289
do not have.
856
00:43:32.920 --> 00:43:36.659
Hey, Nick, see the 2,800 coasters that are sitting in
857
00:43:36.699 --> 00:43:37.090
front of me?
858
00:43:37.110 --> 00:43:37.909
Yes, sir.
859
00:43:38.269 --> 00:43:42.469
You should probably utilize one of the 17.
860
00:43:42.469 --> 00:43:44.369
They're all over the place here. I don't want to
861
00:43:44.429 --> 00:43:44.809
get in the frame.
862
00:43:44.849 --> 00:43:45.590
My bad.
863
00:43:45.610 --> 00:43:45.829
Okay.
864
00:43:45.869 --> 00:43:47.210
Well, you're staying out of the frame.
865
00:43:47.650 --> 00:43:47.750
Okay.
866
00:43:47.989 --> 00:43:49.610
We haven't had a drink together in a few years.
867
00:43:49.670 --> 00:43:51.550
No, I know. I have to do that.
868
00:43:51.570 --> 00:43:53.829
Give it a little nose before you drink it. All right.
869
00:43:56.250 --> 00:43:56.929
Nice, man.
870
00:43:57.360 --> 00:43:57.659
Cheers.
871
00:43:58.110 --> 00:44:04.710
Cheers, John. This is good stuff. All right, let's get
872
00:44:04.730 --> 00:44:05.949
in this Epstein file here.
873
00:44:05.969 --> 00:44:10.210
How about the cannibalistic angle? Did you hear that? That
874
00:44:10.230 --> 00:44:11.010
was unbelievable.
875
00:44:11.690 --> 00:44:12.389
Did you read that?
876
00:44:13.409 --> 00:44:15.110
Eating intestines or something?
877
00:44:15.550 --> 00:44:22.670
It is so insane, and I had no– here's the
878
00:44:22.809 --> 00:44:26.639
problem with me in life. You can only see things
879
00:44:26.699 --> 00:44:30.980
through your lens, and I'll give you my perspective this way.
880
00:44:32.599 --> 00:44:36.199
I love barbecue. When I run into someone who doesn't
881
00:44:36.239 --> 00:44:39.949
like barbecue, I go, no, no, something's wrong. You like barbecue.
882
00:44:39.989 --> 00:44:42.789
They go, I don't care. Please, let me take you
883
00:44:42.829 --> 00:44:44.170
to Franklin's and get you some brisket.
884
00:44:44.250 --> 00:44:44.909
It's a real good barbecue.
885
00:44:44.929 --> 00:44:46.550
I've been there. I don't like it. I go, no, no.
886
00:44:46.550 --> 00:44:47.369
How about blood sauce?
887
00:44:47.670 --> 00:44:51.630
Right. The whole point is I can't imagine a world
888
00:44:52.030 --> 00:44:54.190
where this guy doesn't like, but he doesn't like it.
889
00:44:54.550 --> 00:44:54.809
Okay.
890
00:44:55.250 --> 00:44:57.550
Then you flip the script and you go to eating babies.
891
00:44:58.659 --> 00:45:01.300
I go, oh, no. Who could do that?
892
00:45:01.860 --> 00:45:03.739
I mean, the reason— It's incomprehensible.
893
00:45:03.949 --> 00:45:06.929
The reason the Twin Towers are down, I always say,
894
00:45:07.590 --> 00:45:09.769
in New York, they were taken out because someone went,
895
00:45:10.090 --> 00:45:11.849
they're going to fly an airplane. I go, who would
896
00:45:11.869 --> 00:45:15.170
do that? And then you go, well, they're going to— someone
897
00:45:14.650 --> 00:45:16.719
could do it. And you go, if you flew an
898
00:45:16.780 --> 00:45:19.039
airplane into the Twin Tower and you're in the cockpit,
899
00:45:19.079 --> 00:45:20.320
you're the first guy to hit the tower.
900
00:45:21.079 --> 00:45:22.619
No one's going to do that. Well, they did.
901
00:45:23.679 --> 00:45:23.980
They did.
902
00:45:24.710 --> 00:45:28.260
So the kind of things that people do, I mean,
903
00:45:28.420 --> 00:45:32.079
even incest or molestation or something like that, you just go,
904
00:45:32.420 --> 00:45:36.159
when you have kids, how about having sex with your son?
905
00:45:36.300 --> 00:45:39.610
He's nine. You just go, are you nuts? What the fuck?
906
00:45:39.670 --> 00:45:42.530
What the fuck? But also, if you said to me,
907
00:45:43.539 --> 00:45:46.739
Who would do that? I'd go, nobody. Nobody would do that.
908
00:45:46.760 --> 00:45:47.460
But somebody was.
909
00:45:47.500 --> 00:45:53.530
But somebody will. And more than you'd think or that
910
00:45:53.610 --> 00:45:54.889
we should be comfortable with.
911
00:45:55.340 --> 00:45:56.829
I read an article a few weeks ago. You could
912
00:45:56.849 --> 00:45:59.929
probably pull it up. These guys from Texas, hunters, go
913
00:45:59.949 --> 00:46:03.130
to an island in the Caribbean where there's natives. And
914
00:46:03.170 --> 00:46:07.429
they set up an elevated shooting station. And they shoot
915
00:46:07.469 --> 00:46:11.889
the natives running by. Really? Hunting humans. Wow. And it
916
00:46:11.929 --> 00:46:14.670
was a group from Texas. The article's out there somewhere. Again,
917
00:46:14.710 --> 00:46:16.650
who would do that? But somebody did.
918
00:46:17.090 --> 00:46:19.670
Ted Nugent, but no one else I can think of.
919
00:46:20.429 --> 00:46:21.909
And I just said that because he's going to be
920
00:46:21.949 --> 00:46:24.909
on this show in a few days. I think he's
921
00:46:24.929 --> 00:46:26.519
bringing his guitar, too, by the way.
922
00:46:26.539 --> 00:46:27.639
I'm looking at you, Dawson.
923
00:46:27.679 --> 00:46:28.500
He wants to lay some licks down.
924
00:46:28.539 --> 00:46:29.980
Just make sure he doesn't bring his bow and arrow
925
00:46:30.000 --> 00:46:30.559
with him.
926
00:46:31.400 --> 00:46:33.860
I don't know. I do feel like he can shoot
927
00:46:33.940 --> 00:46:36.639
arrows from his guitar. I think when he brings his
928
00:46:36.679 --> 00:46:39.599
guitar in, that's a weapon right there. I think he
929
00:46:39.800 --> 00:46:42.900
plays the lick from Stranglehold, and then he fires an
930
00:46:43.119 --> 00:46:46.300
arrow into a caribou and cuts it while he's still
931
00:46:46.340 --> 00:46:47.150
playing the song.
932
00:46:47.869 --> 00:46:49.389
Somebody should invent that guitar, Adam.
933
00:46:49.550 --> 00:46:52.889
I want to know. It always makes me laugh. Because
934
00:46:52.909 --> 00:46:55.329
there used to be all those 80s and 90s movies
935
00:46:55.570 --> 00:46:58.780
where they do it. Like the whole theme of the
936
00:46:58.820 --> 00:47:03.900
movie is they would lure like Ice Cube to an
937
00:47:04.179 --> 00:47:07.639
island or something. And next thing you know, he thought
938
00:47:07.679 --> 00:47:11.000
he was there to entertain the hunters. But he was
939
00:47:11.059 --> 00:47:14.059
the prey. Yeah, right. But I would say this. There
940
00:47:14.079 --> 00:47:15.579
used to be a lot of those movies from the
941
00:47:15.619 --> 00:47:20.159
70s and the 80s. And they'd go, the ultimate prey.
942
00:47:20.960 --> 00:47:21.409
Man.
943
00:47:21.670 --> 00:47:21.909
Yeah.
944
00:47:22.210 --> 00:47:24.460
And I'd go, no, I think it's a Bengal tiger.
945
00:47:24.539 --> 00:47:25.219
I think so.
946
00:47:25.239 --> 00:47:27.639
Because here's the deal. In every one of those movies,
947
00:47:27.659 --> 00:47:30.599
they'd give the guy a 20-minute head start. You don't
948
00:47:30.659 --> 00:47:32.900
have to give a great white a head start, and
949
00:47:32.940 --> 00:47:35.340
you don't have to give a Kodiak bear a head start.
950
00:47:35.380 --> 00:47:38.380
You fucking run. So there's no way anything is the
951
00:47:38.539 --> 00:47:42.179
ultimate prey with a head start. You don't do that.
952
00:47:42.559 --> 00:47:45.980
If you encountered a Kodiak bear, you wouldn't go, good news, bear.
953
00:47:46.360 --> 00:47:47.239
I'm going to give you 20 minutes.
954
00:47:47.260 --> 00:47:50.639
I'll give you 20 minutes. He'd eat you in 10, right?
955
00:47:51.500 --> 00:47:54.920
Where is this article? This is crazy. And by the way,
956
00:47:54.960 --> 00:47:57.599
these guys are not going to be, popular when they
957
00:47:57.639 --> 00:47:59.260
get back to Texas, right?
958
00:47:59.280 --> 00:48:00.219
This is a few months ago.
959
00:48:00.539 --> 00:48:03.769
You can't even shoot Cecil the lion. People get angry
960
00:48:03.829 --> 00:48:04.230
about it.
961
00:48:04.510 --> 00:48:06.250
How about punch that little monkey? Did you see that
962
00:48:06.289 --> 00:48:09.389
little monkey on social media? She's this little monkey on
963
00:48:09.429 --> 00:48:12.030
social media that mother's abandoned it. She beat the hell
964
00:48:12.070 --> 00:48:13.670
out of it. So it's got this little teddy bear
965
00:48:13.690 --> 00:48:15.469
and it's running around the monkey bin and all the
966
00:48:15.489 --> 00:48:17.489
other monkeys are beating it up and scratching it and
967
00:48:17.550 --> 00:48:19.579
hurting it. And the little guy is really sad. It's just,
968
00:48:20.019 --> 00:48:22.440
it's tear jerking. Punch the monkey.
969
00:48:22.920 --> 00:48:25.719
I thought that was a euphemism for masturbation.
970
00:48:26.099 --> 00:48:26.539
It could be.
971
00:48:26.900 --> 00:48:27.260
All right.
972
00:48:28.110 --> 00:48:29.699
If this article exists.
973
00:48:30.210 --> 00:48:30.789
Can't find it?
974
00:48:31.449 --> 00:48:40.130
What would you type in? Let's see. Texas hunting human tribe. Hmm.
975
00:48:41.190 --> 00:48:44.510
All right. We'll find it. And I'll tell you what, Dawson,
976
00:48:44.530 --> 00:48:46.210
when you find it, maybe we can bring it up
977
00:48:46.289 --> 00:48:50.530
in the news. Because we're going to bid adieu to John.
978
00:48:51.590 --> 00:48:52.989
Always great to talk to, my friend.
979
00:48:53.010 --> 00:48:55.409
Same here, buddy. What happened to the car that was
980
00:48:55.449 --> 00:48:56.150
in the lobby here?
981
00:48:56.309 --> 00:48:59.159
Bar Rescue. I got all, oh, you know, I'm glad
982
00:48:59.179 --> 00:49:01.719
you brought that up. All my Newman cars, all the
983
00:49:01.780 --> 00:49:05.739
race cars are in Santa Ana right now. And you
984
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can go check it out, by the way. Yeah, it's
985
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on display. Oh, nice. Yeah, you can go to amcrawler.com
986
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for that. But they all got moved from Reno out here,
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a big event there March 22nd, by the way, if
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you want to come on.
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go to johntaffer.com for all the info. Good to see you,
994
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my friend.
995
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slash adam. It's time to check Adam's voicemail.
1031
00:52:16.059 --> 00:52:18.059
Thanks, man. Adam from Delaware here. Just wanted to give
1032
00:52:18.079 --> 00:52:20.159
you a little State of the Union. This week I
1033
00:52:20.179 --> 00:52:23.340
ate beef stew for breakfast. I don't own any bracelets
1034
00:52:23.420 --> 00:52:25.579
at all. I bought the beef on discount because it
1035
00:52:25.599 --> 00:52:28.079
was going bad, and I ate it directly out of
1036
00:52:28.119 --> 00:52:29.900
the pot because I didn't want to make a bowl dirty.
1037
00:52:30.380 --> 00:52:30.809
Get it on.
1038
00:52:31.420 --> 00:52:36.199
You can leave us a message at 888-634-1744. I'll tell you,
1039
00:52:37.170 --> 00:52:40.889
one of the, what I would consider innocuous tweets that
1040
00:52:40.929 --> 00:52:44.369
I put out that seemed to anger dudes the most
1041
00:52:44.389 --> 00:52:47.070
is I just announced in the middle of COVID more
1042
00:52:47.130 --> 00:52:52.269
dudes wear bracelets now than eat stew. And that made
1043
00:52:52.309 --> 00:52:53.170
dudes angry.
1044
00:52:53.309 --> 00:52:53.510
Yeah.
1045
00:52:53.710 --> 00:52:56.260
But it was a better time when men ate more
1046
00:52:56.340 --> 00:52:58.940
stew and wore less bracelets. It should be a bumper sticker.
1047
00:52:58.960 --> 00:52:59.159
More stew.
1048
00:52:59.179 --> 00:53:00.940
More stew. Less bracelets.
1049
00:53:00.960 --> 00:53:06.530
It's an indicator of what, you know, people go, who
1050
00:53:06.570 --> 00:53:08.809
cares about stew and who cares about bracelets? I don't know.
1051
00:53:09.449 --> 00:53:12.449
You find me a chick with a septum ring and
1052
00:53:12.489 --> 00:53:14.809
I'll find you someone I hate. And then you go,
1053
00:53:14.969 --> 00:53:16.969
what's that have to do? Were you against jewelry?
1054
00:53:18.050 --> 00:53:18.199
No.
1055
00:53:18.800 --> 00:53:20.940
I'll just know who I'm dealing with. So it's like
1056
00:53:21.000 --> 00:53:21.719
it's a sign.
1057
00:53:22.119 --> 00:53:24.420
I don't know how the septum ring became such an
1058
00:53:24.460 --> 00:53:28.619
empowering thing. It's what you put on a beast of
1059
00:53:28.780 --> 00:53:30.179
burden to lead it around.
1060
00:53:30.199 --> 00:53:34.809
Why they chose that, I don't get. The septum ring
1061
00:53:36.070 --> 00:53:39.489
is the female deep leg cross.
1062
00:53:40.110 --> 00:53:40.230
Mm-hmm.
1063
00:53:40.789 --> 00:53:42.809
So when Gavin- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Crush your nuts. They're
1064
00:53:42.829 --> 00:53:47.250
crushing their own nuts. Right. It doesn't look good and
1065
00:53:47.289 --> 00:53:50.969
it's painful and it's not comfortable and an infection could
1066
00:53:51.010 --> 00:53:54.929
set in, but it's important that you signal to people
1067
00:53:55.010 --> 00:53:59.449
who you are. So when you see the dude with
1068
00:53:59.510 --> 00:54:03.309
the deep leg cross, then he's signaling. And when you
1069
00:54:03.329 --> 00:54:07.210
see the chick with the septum piercing, she signaling as well.
1070
00:54:07.250 --> 00:54:10.190
It's diversion because they can't do the leg cross because
1071
00:54:10.210 --> 00:54:12.130
they already crossed their legs that way. The thing that's
1072
00:54:12.369 --> 00:54:17.530
funny is the agreement that the interviewer guy has because
1073
00:54:17.590 --> 00:54:21.780
everyone who interviews Newsom does the deep leg cross to
1074
00:54:21.840 --> 00:54:24.159
sort of present. You know what I mean?
1075
00:54:24.360 --> 00:54:24.900
Yes.
1076
00:54:25.119 --> 00:54:28.960
It's like in the animal world. We must sit the same.
1077
00:54:29.059 --> 00:54:29.159
Yes.
1078
00:54:29.260 --> 00:54:31.679
I will let you know that this is a hospitable
1079
00:54:31.780 --> 00:54:33.949
zone for you by doing a deep leg cross.
1080
00:54:34.030 --> 00:54:34.199
Right.
1081
00:54:34.949 --> 00:54:35.199
Right.
1082
00:54:35.260 --> 00:54:35.519
All right.
1083
00:54:35.619 --> 00:54:38.900
I don't know what I'm hearing. Because it's a weird,
1084
00:54:39.599 --> 00:54:42.159
it's a weird, by the way. Oh, I'll tell you
1085
00:54:42.179 --> 00:54:43.519
what it is. The second I said it, it stopped.
1086
00:54:43.539 --> 00:54:44.239
I'll tell you what it is.
1087
00:54:44.420 --> 00:54:45.099
The second I said it.
1088
00:54:45.119 --> 00:54:48.130
Because I stopped moving. These are necklaces under my t-shirt.
1089
00:54:49.289 --> 00:54:51.400
That's what I thought I was hearing. Yes, they are.
1090
00:54:51.739 --> 00:54:52.320
That's what that is.
1091
00:54:52.340 --> 00:54:53.400
I apologize for that.
1092
00:54:53.440 --> 00:54:55.739
I also have a bracelet on. But I eat more
1093
00:54:55.820 --> 00:54:57.639
stew than bracelets.
1094
00:54:57.659 --> 00:54:59.099
Oh, yeah. You have one bracelet.
1095
00:54:59.139 --> 00:54:59.699
I got one bracelet.
1096
00:54:59.719 --> 00:55:00.280
You're like three stews.
1097
00:55:00.320 --> 00:55:01.449
I've had it since I was 18.
1098
00:55:01.440 --> 00:55:03.179
You're like three stews to one bracelet.
1099
00:55:03.199 --> 00:55:06.380
My stew to bracelet ratio is really– It's about the
1100
00:55:06.400 --> 00:55:07.460
ratio to me.
1101
00:55:07.719 --> 00:55:07.920
Yeah.
1102
00:55:08.460 --> 00:55:11.280
And I thought it was coming from you, but the
1103
00:55:11.320 --> 00:55:13.900
very second I said it, it stopped. That's because I
1104
00:55:13.920 --> 00:55:14.539
stopped moving.
1105
00:55:14.559 --> 00:55:14.639
Yeah.
1106
00:55:15.809 --> 00:55:16.230
All right, well.
1107
00:55:16.269 --> 00:55:17.949
Yes, that's me. I'll be aware of that.
1108
00:55:17.969 --> 00:55:18.769
Zip your shit up a little.
1109
00:55:18.889 --> 00:55:19.150
Yes.
1110
00:55:19.449 --> 00:55:22.789
Okay. All right. So here's what I was thinking about.
1111
00:55:22.809 --> 00:55:27.469
I was thinking about the fact that, you know, the
1112
00:55:27.510 --> 00:55:31.460
indigenous people, they always go, you know, the Indians go, well,
1113
00:55:31.480 --> 00:55:37.800
this is our land. And then Mexico is like, well, we, Southwest,
1114
00:55:37.840 --> 00:55:44.110
that's all us. That should be all us. You know, Arizona, Nevada, California,
1115
00:55:44.130 --> 00:55:44.869
that should be all us.
1116
00:55:45.289 --> 00:55:45.510
Okay.
1117
00:55:46.780 --> 00:55:49.920
Which you can make an argument for, but understand this,
1118
00:55:50.199 --> 00:55:56.380
indigenous people who wants Arizona and Nevada back, there would
1119
00:55:56.420 --> 00:56:00.050
be no Hoover Dam. There'd just be dirt.
1120
00:56:00.210 --> 00:56:00.389
Sure.
1121
00:56:00.469 --> 00:56:04.630
You understand? There'd be no Las Vegas. There'd be no sphere.
1122
00:56:05.070 --> 00:56:08.840
There'd just be fucking dirt. Los Angeles would be a desert. Right.
1123
00:56:08.929 --> 00:56:11.280
You guys want us to build a Golden Gate Bridge
1124
00:56:11.320 --> 00:56:13.340
and a Hoover Dam, and then you guys move back in.
1125
00:56:13.579 --> 00:56:13.800
Right.
1126
00:56:13.840 --> 00:56:16.239
That's not how it works. If this was your land
1127
00:56:16.360 --> 00:56:18.440
all the way through, there wouldn't be shit here.
1128
00:56:18.739 --> 00:56:18.980
Yes.
1129
00:56:19.079 --> 00:56:21.760
Mexico, it'd just be more fucked up Mexico.
1130
00:56:21.800 --> 00:56:21.980
Yes.
1131
00:56:22.179 --> 00:56:24.840
So you see what we build, and then you go, hey,
1132
00:56:24.860 --> 00:56:29.139
the Bonaventure Hotel, not too shabby. The Disney Music Hall,
1133
00:56:29.420 --> 00:56:33.719
not too shabby. Say goodbye to the Griffith Observatory. Right.
1134
00:56:34.030 --> 00:56:36.250
You wouldn't have any of that because you're not capable
1135
00:56:36.269 --> 00:56:36.880
of any of it.
1136
00:56:36.929 --> 00:56:37.269
Yeah.
1137
00:56:37.449 --> 00:56:38.489
So understand that.
1138
00:56:38.510 --> 00:56:41.869
And all of the land was gotten through either war, treaties,
1139
00:56:42.030 --> 00:56:44.449
or purchases. None of it was stolen.
1140
00:56:44.630 --> 00:56:50.989
But here's the comedy. I've driven the whole Baja Peninsula,
1141
00:56:51.309 --> 00:56:55.329
or at least a lot of it. There's nothing there. Mexico,
1142
00:56:55.369 --> 00:56:57.940
if you want a Hoover Dam or a Golden Gate Bridge,
1143
00:56:58.500 --> 00:57:01.420
go sick. You got plenty of room to build shit
1144
00:57:01.539 --> 00:57:03.860
on your land, but you can't fucking pull it off
1145
00:57:03.880 --> 00:57:06.179
because you're Mexico and the indigenous people.
1146
00:57:06.260 --> 00:57:06.980
Holy shit.
1147
00:57:07.440 --> 00:57:09.840
You guys just have, you'd be nothing. There wouldn't be
1148
00:57:09.969 --> 00:57:13.050
anything higher in two stories. So fuck off, number one.
1149
00:57:13.070 --> 00:57:17.150
But number two, I was thinking to myself, The American Indian.
1150
00:57:18.230 --> 00:57:22.550
We did. We had the same cycle with the American
1151
00:57:22.690 --> 00:57:27.510
Indian as we did with pot and Ringo and carrot top.
1152
00:57:27.849 --> 00:57:28.510
And Ringo.
1153
00:57:28.869 --> 00:57:29.260
Okay.
1154
00:57:29.469 --> 00:57:31.079
You want me to weave this all together?
1155
00:57:31.139 --> 00:57:31.380
Yes.
1156
00:57:31.400 --> 00:57:31.920
I know you can.
1157
00:57:31.940 --> 00:57:32.099
Okay.
1158
00:57:32.789 --> 00:57:36.070
We started off as the American Indian was just– they
1159
00:57:36.090 --> 00:57:39.159
were evil and they were savages. And every Western from
1160
00:57:39.179 --> 00:57:41.800
the 50s was just a bloodthirsty savages.
1161
00:57:41.880 --> 00:57:43.159
Ringo is making sense now.
1162
00:57:43.320 --> 00:57:45.119
I hear you. We made– We hated Ringo.
1163
00:57:45.139 --> 00:57:45.989
They were the enemy.
1164
00:57:46.139 --> 00:57:46.340
Yeah.
1165
00:57:46.690 --> 00:57:49.530
And then we hated on them for so long that
1166
00:57:49.570 --> 00:57:54.090
at some point– We decide they're noble, and all of
1167
00:57:54.110 --> 00:57:56.710
a sudden this new version of an Indian came up,
1168
00:57:56.829 --> 00:58:02.179
lean and mean and sober and noble. And a tier. Yeah,
1169
00:58:02.260 --> 00:58:06.179
a single tier. The steward of the land and all
1170
00:58:06.219 --> 00:58:08.400
that kind of stuff. So we swung it. We swung
1171
00:58:08.460 --> 00:58:12.099
so far negative that we swung back positive. Too hard,
1172
00:58:12.119 --> 00:58:15.460
I would argue. We did it with pot. Pot was
1173
00:58:15.519 --> 00:58:19.039
reefer madness. You'll go insane. You know, you should be
1174
00:58:19.139 --> 00:58:21.860
locked up for having a half a joint, everything like that.
1175
00:58:22.280 --> 00:58:25.340
We turned it into some sort of medicine later on.
1176
00:58:25.360 --> 00:58:28.250
And now fucking kids are smoking pot and their fucking
1177
00:58:28.269 --> 00:58:30.210
brains are fucked up. And parents not caring.
1178
00:58:30.230 --> 00:58:30.429
Right.
1179
00:58:30.449 --> 00:58:31.949
And their children are still developing.
1180
00:58:32.289 --> 00:58:32.409
Oh.
1181
00:58:32.610 --> 00:58:34.429
They're just getting high all the time. Every woman in
1182
00:58:34.469 --> 00:58:38.329
Santa Monica would rather their kids smoke pot than cigarettes.
1183
00:58:38.469 --> 00:58:38.650
Yes.
1184
00:58:38.710 --> 00:58:38.949
Okay. Okay.
1185
00:58:39.289 --> 00:58:44.369
So we villainized it, and then we swung too hard. Back,
1186
00:58:44.909 --> 00:58:49.159
then Ringo Starr. In my lifetime, he went from a joke,
1187
00:58:49.840 --> 00:58:52.380
if you're the shortest guy on the basketball team who
1188
00:58:52.400 --> 00:58:55.420
never scored, you were the Ringo of the team, to
1189
00:58:56.039 --> 00:58:59.519
top five drummers of all time. It gets mentioned now.
1190
00:58:59.860 --> 00:59:02.400
When they bring up drummers, they bring up Ringo Starr now.
1191
00:59:02.420 --> 00:59:05.289
That was the right place, right time. It's the only way.
1192
00:59:05.510 --> 00:59:08.469
They bring his name up. Yes, they do. And now
1193
00:59:08.550 --> 00:59:11.829
Carrot Top. Funniest guy in the world. Carrot Top was
1194
00:59:11.929 --> 00:59:14.219
a joke. He was a prop comic. He was the
1195
00:59:14.300 --> 00:59:16.440
butt of many other comedians. He's a comedian's comedian now.
1196
00:59:16.460 --> 00:59:18.159
And now he's a comedian's comedian.
1197
00:59:18.360 --> 00:59:18.960
Absolutely.
1198
00:59:18.980 --> 00:59:22.000
Stick around. Hey, Chuck. Everybody's going to Carrot Top show.
1199
00:59:22.000 --> 00:59:27.739
41 years from now. You're going to have a renaissance.
1200
00:59:28.639 --> 00:59:30.960
Oh, yeah, I'm already working on my props right now.
1201
00:59:31.039 --> 00:59:31.380
Nice.
1202
00:59:31.579 --> 00:59:34.639
Yeah, you will be seen through a different light.
1203
00:59:35.480 --> 00:59:35.820
Yeah.
1204
00:59:35.980 --> 00:59:37.639
The point is you're universally hated.
1205
00:59:37.659 --> 00:59:41.610
No, that's not what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
1206
00:59:41.639 --> 00:59:43.329
It's going to be a different life for you in
1207
00:59:43.349 --> 00:59:48.090
your 60s. That's all I'm saying. No, it's coming. You'll
1208
00:59:48.110 --> 00:59:53.130
get there. Enjoy your golden years being heralded as a genius. Heralded.
1209
00:59:53.530 --> 00:59:54.050
Heralded.
1210
00:59:54.269 --> 00:59:54.449
Yeah.
1211
00:59:54.809 --> 00:59:54.989
Yeah.
1212
00:59:55.719 --> 00:59:57.409
I thought I already was a genius.
1213
00:59:58.550 --> 01:00:01.829
No, no, we're going... No, we're doing... Didn't I explain
1214
01:00:01.849 --> 01:00:03.409
the whole Ringo Carrot Top thing?
1215
01:00:03.449 --> 01:00:03.710
Yeah.
1216
01:00:03.889 --> 01:00:04.949
Yeah, that's kind of where you're at.
1217
01:00:04.949 --> 01:00:07.300
You did bring it around. I'm just underappreciated right now.
1218
01:00:07.429 --> 01:00:09.329
It's coming around. It's coming around.
1219
01:00:09.409 --> 01:00:09.630
Yeah.
1220
01:00:10.170 --> 01:00:11.210
All right.
1221
01:00:11.650 --> 01:00:14.449
But not this weekend. It's going to be a minute.
1222
01:00:14.730 --> 01:00:15.050
I did.
1223
01:00:15.170 --> 01:00:17.670
I do front sell a lot of times, like with
1224
01:00:17.690 --> 01:00:20.289
a little help from my friends, the Beatles. I'd say, hey,
1225
01:00:20.369 --> 01:00:23.449
they let Ringo sing one. So even in radio, yes,
1226
01:00:23.530 --> 01:00:24.670
Ringo was always the joke.
1227
01:00:24.730 --> 01:00:29.650
And now... Ringo can do no wrong. I know. He
1228
01:00:29.869 --> 01:00:33.260
and Joe Walsh are married to sisters, by the way.
1229
01:00:34.039 --> 01:00:34.519
You know that?
1230
01:00:34.659 --> 01:00:35.280
Black women?
1231
01:00:35.539 --> 01:00:37.780
No, no, no. The twins.
1232
01:00:38.059 --> 01:00:40.800
I thought about it for a second. I was like, oh,
1233
01:00:41.400 --> 01:00:43.840
that's the problem with sisters. I don't think they're twins.
1234
01:00:43.900 --> 01:00:46.070
I was like, a lot of women are somebody's sister.
1235
01:00:46.369 --> 01:00:50.849
So they're married to their sisters. They're all totally sober,
1236
01:00:50.869 --> 01:00:54.070
taking care of themselves. So Ringo's got longevity. We're not
1237
01:00:54.170 --> 01:00:57.349
done hearing about him. Yeah, no. Plenty of praise to
1238
01:00:57.409 --> 01:01:01.389
be heaped. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he doesn't help himself
1239
01:01:01.510 --> 01:01:05.750
when he does songs outside of the Beatles and inside
1240
01:01:05.769 --> 01:01:09.809
the Beatles. All right, so what do we got? Marjorie
1241
01:01:09.929 --> 01:01:17.059
and Barbara Bach. Oh, Barbara Bach is Ringo's guy, girl,
1242
01:01:17.300 --> 01:01:19.519
and Marjorie must be Joe Walsh's.
1243
01:01:20.440 --> 01:01:20.960
Right, yeah.
1244
01:01:21.239 --> 01:01:23.860
And you can see, if you see Barbara Bach.
1245
01:01:25.260 --> 01:01:28.219
You'll see a pretty good gene pool going on over there.
1246
01:01:28.929 --> 01:01:34.969
She starred... Read the cast. I'm going to blow your mind, Andrew,
1247
01:01:34.989 --> 01:01:39.289
because you think of yourself as a film guy. The
1248
01:01:39.349 --> 01:01:42.949
movie Caveman. You ever see the movie Caveman, Andrew?
1249
01:01:43.889 --> 01:01:44.070
No.
1250
01:01:44.269 --> 01:01:49.300
Okay, you should. The cast. Dawson Caveman? No, never. I'm
1251
01:01:49.320 --> 01:01:52.420
not even going to ask. I'll ask you once we
1252
01:01:52.460 --> 01:01:53.420
herald you as a genius.
1253
01:01:53.480 --> 01:01:53.760
I'll get.
1254
01:01:55.269 --> 01:02:01.449
The cast of Caveman. Read me from 1981. Read me
1255
01:02:01.510 --> 01:02:02.230
the cast.
1256
01:02:02.289 --> 01:02:02.610
Wow.
1257
01:02:02.949 --> 01:02:06.900
Or IMDB. Yeah, okay. Ringo Starr. Dennis Quaid. Dennis Quaid.
1258
01:02:07.219 --> 01:02:10.000
Barbara Bach. Shelley Long. Shelley Long.
1259
01:02:11.039 --> 01:02:11.579
Okay.
1260
01:02:12.440 --> 01:02:16.840
John Matuszak, y'all. John fucking Matuszak.
1261
01:02:16.960 --> 01:02:17.380
Oh, shit.
1262
01:02:17.400 --> 01:02:23.130
Yeah, that guy was. Avery Shriver. Avery Shriver. Burns and Schreiber,
1263
01:02:23.210 --> 01:02:25.909
you know, the Doritos guy from back in the day.
1264
01:02:25.929 --> 01:02:26.710
Okay.
1265
01:02:26.829 --> 01:02:31.239
And Jack Guilford. Jack Guilford, you would know that guy anywhere.
1266
01:02:31.260 --> 01:02:33.739
He's been in a million movies with a weird voice.
1267
01:02:34.860 --> 01:02:38.980
John Matuszak was Raiders defensive coordinator.
1268
01:02:39.340 --> 01:02:40.280
Right, right.
1269
01:02:40.590 --> 01:02:44.050
He was a huge dude. He played Tonda. Yeah, he
1270
01:02:44.070 --> 01:02:49.090
was like a big party animal. Sloth from the Goonies
1271
01:02:49.889 --> 01:02:53.369
is in this bad boy. Keep scrolling.
1272
01:02:53.670 --> 01:02:54.110
Wow.
1273
01:02:54.409 --> 01:02:55.320
Scrolling down.
1274
01:02:55.380 --> 01:02:57.559
Let's see. I love you, Chunk.
1275
01:02:57.639 --> 01:03:03.159
Let's see. Richard Mull, Night Court. I don't know who
1276
01:03:03.340 --> 01:03:06.119
Cronk Hubbard is. Paco.
1277
01:03:06.219 --> 01:03:06.780
Let's see.
1278
01:03:07.300 --> 01:03:14.099
This is a crazy movie. film from 1981 that had
1279
01:03:14.119 --> 01:03:17.239
a bunch of people in it. Half of them weren't
1280
01:03:17.300 --> 01:03:22.050
even actors, but Dennis Quaid. So I remember this because
1281
01:03:22.730 --> 01:03:29.710
Barbara Bach acted with her husband Ringo in Caveman from 1981.
1282
01:03:29.710 --> 01:03:30.170
All right.
1283
01:03:30.190 --> 01:03:37.500
There's one. All right, what do we got, Dawson?
1284
01:03:37.519 --> 01:03:39.019
Well, we do got some news stories, but I want
1285
01:03:39.039 --> 01:03:40.340
to see if you want to go over any other
1286
01:03:40.380 --> 01:03:43.719
special moments in the State of the Union last night.
1287
01:03:44.139 --> 01:03:48.889
I especially enjoyed the Somali pirates moment.
1288
01:03:49.150 --> 01:03:51.309
Yeah, that was fun. Well, maybe we'll take a look
1289
01:03:51.369 --> 01:03:53.769
at that. Let's take a look at it. It was funny.
1290
01:03:54.570 --> 01:03:59.639
The Somali pirates who ransacked Minnesota remind us that there
1291
01:03:59.719 --> 01:04:02.980
are large parts of the world where bribery, corruption, and
1292
01:04:03.019 --> 01:04:03.800
lawlessness exist.
1293
01:04:04.380 --> 01:04:08.260
Look at the lady next to Ilhan. She's going to
1294
01:04:08.320 --> 01:04:08.880
hold her hand.
1295
01:04:08.800 --> 01:04:09.480
In a second.
1296
01:04:09.500 --> 01:04:10.679
There's fake tears coming.
1297
01:04:10.719 --> 01:04:12.800
We're going to take care of this problem.
1298
01:04:12.840 --> 01:04:14.300
We are not playing games. Delilah.
1299
01:04:33.369 --> 01:04:36.280
He did say later on in the speech, too, he said,
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01:04:36.320 --> 01:04:40.179
if we got rid of all the fraud, we would
1301
01:04:40.199 --> 01:04:41.059
have a balanced budget.
1302
01:04:41.360 --> 01:04:42.239
We'd have zero debt.
1303
01:04:43.420 --> 01:04:46.599
Rashida Tlaib had the fuck ice button on. Yeah, smart.
1304
01:04:46.739 --> 01:04:49.909
I'm telling you, the women are going insane. That's we're experiencing.
1305
01:04:50.090 --> 01:04:51.010
Kind of fascism.
1306
01:04:51.170 --> 01:04:53.090
There's too many in there. I get them. They're crazy
1307
01:04:53.309 --> 01:04:54.690
and they're nuts. I get them.
1308
01:04:54.949 --> 01:04:56.909
Yeah. They hate America. Yes.
1309
01:04:57.349 --> 01:05:03.349
But the people who say, I love them. That's the craziness.
1310
01:05:03.610 --> 01:05:04.420
I just don't get it.
1311
01:05:05.369 --> 01:05:13.150
I agree. I totally agree. I feel that way about, like,
1312
01:05:13.250 --> 01:05:20.340
most everything. I don't– you take, like, you know, you take, like, Maneater.
1313
01:05:20.889 --> 01:05:23.460
I don't hate Maneater. I hate the people who think
1314
01:05:23.500 --> 01:05:26.059
they like Maneater. You know what I'm saying?
1315
01:05:26.079 --> 01:05:29.000
Because without them, we wouldn't have anything. I hate people
1316
01:05:29.059 --> 01:05:30.699
who like that Pina Colada song.
1317
01:05:31.199 --> 01:05:31.460
Yes.
1318
01:05:31.639 --> 01:05:32.300
Yeah.
1319
01:05:32.480 --> 01:05:38.179
Although that's enough of a– once something crosses into novelty
1320
01:05:38.199 --> 01:05:41.900
to me, like it goes deep into like– Wright said, Fred,
1321
01:05:42.039 --> 01:05:45.159
I'm too sexy for my shirt, you know, whatever it is. What?
1322
01:05:45.599 --> 01:05:49.860
Something goes way deep novel? It's that way with all
1323
01:05:49.980 --> 01:05:54.480
art with me. I can watch a great movie, and
1324
01:05:54.519 --> 01:05:56.550
I can watch a good movie, or I can watch
1325
01:05:56.590 --> 01:05:58.630
a really bad movie, like Caveman.
1326
01:05:59.030 --> 01:05:59.230
Yeah.
1327
01:05:59.429 --> 01:06:00.730
And you can appreciate it for its art.
1328
01:06:00.809 --> 01:06:04.690
Once it goes so south, I will enjoy it from
1329
01:06:04.829 --> 01:06:07.829
an ironic standpoint. Yes, I will say this.
1330
01:06:08.130 --> 01:06:08.829
I hate it.
1331
01:06:09.380 --> 01:06:13.079
I don't like people who like Stranger Things, that show
1332
01:06:13.159 --> 01:06:13.800
on Netflix.
1333
01:06:14.199 --> 01:06:14.900
I'll go with that.
1334
01:06:15.000 --> 01:06:15.300
Okay.
1335
01:06:15.760 --> 01:06:20.170
Right. Mars men getting older sucks as a dude. It's
1336
01:06:20.489 --> 01:06:25.889
harder to keep the weight off and always crashing around too,
1337
01:06:26.570 --> 01:06:30.719
needing myself a power nap. Turns out that low T
1338
01:06:31.030 --> 01:06:33.940
is the reason a lot of guys slow down. TRT
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is available, but I don't think most guys want to
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spend $ 3, 000 a year and shut down natural production. One
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He was doing so much better that everyone started trying
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it themselves because we saw how good he was doing.
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1359
01:08:00.260 --> 01:08:03.539
hate DJ Khaled. I hate people who like DJ Khaled.
1360
01:08:03.599 --> 01:08:03.840
Sure.
1361
01:08:03.909 --> 01:08:05.889
He's got a grift. He's doing a great job.
1362
01:08:05.949 --> 01:08:06.420
Good on you.
1363
01:08:06.429 --> 01:08:07.969
I'm proud of you. Him on his own is not.
1364
01:08:08.429 --> 01:08:10.030
I should know who he is.
1365
01:08:10.070 --> 01:08:10.329
Yeah.
1366
01:08:10.369 --> 01:08:13.909
Without all these idiots, he would just be Khaled. He
1367
01:08:13.929 --> 01:08:14.989
would just be Khaled, bro.
1368
01:08:15.030 --> 01:08:15.210
Right.
1369
01:08:15.269 --> 01:08:18.819
We got Gavin Newsom because of idiots, not because of
1370
01:08:18.859 --> 01:08:22.720
Gavin Newsom. Gavin Newsom's a dime a dozen. Right. All right.
1371
01:08:22.779 --> 01:08:27.420
So we got the pirate one. That was good. He
1372
01:08:27.460 --> 01:08:27.979
did say at.
1373
01:08:28.060 --> 01:08:33.829
One point he talked about a bill that would disallow
1374
01:08:35.470 --> 01:08:39.409
senators and congressmen from purchasing stocks. And then he said,
1375
01:08:39.430 --> 01:08:42.020
do you think Pelosi stood for that one?
1376
01:08:42.050 --> 01:08:48.569
I think we have. First off, it's good. It's just
1377
01:08:48.689 --> 01:08:51.850
so damn refreshing to have a normal, I mean, and.
1378
01:08:51.880 --> 01:08:57.609
I agree. I 1,000% agree. He's saying what all of
1379
01:08:57.689 --> 01:09:01.100
us are thinking. Also, you know the weird, and it's
1380
01:09:01.119 --> 01:09:04.659
a weird part of life, but I sit there and
1381
01:09:04.699 --> 01:09:08.970
I listen to him talk and You know, he hits
1382
01:09:09.069 --> 01:09:11.890
the border or he hits jobs or hits the economy
1383
01:09:11.949 --> 01:09:15.819
or he hits insider trading or he hits Somalis. Basically
1384
01:09:15.840 --> 01:09:17.640
saying what I've said my whole life. You can't take
1385
01:09:17.699 --> 01:09:24.699
a group who does a lot of this and Somalis–
1386
01:09:25.130 --> 01:09:28.890
are involved with a lot of corruption. It's fine. Mexico's
1387
01:09:28.930 --> 01:09:32.109
involved with a lot of street sales. But whatever it is,
1388
01:09:32.229 --> 01:09:34.609
you can't just bring them all in and not expect
1389
01:09:34.649 --> 01:09:37.369
them to recreate whatever it is they do. I would
1390
01:09:37.409 --> 01:09:41.869
be surprised if they didn't. How else would this go?
1391
01:09:42.510 --> 01:09:47.489
And by the way, you can... Let me give you
1392
01:09:47.510 --> 01:09:52.310
a quick example. When I was young, if you.
1393
01:09:54.539 --> 01:09:57.560
Went around in September and drove around from any park,
1394
01:09:58.279 --> 01:10:02.619
you might find X amount of Pop Warner football teams practicing.
1395
01:10:02.680 --> 01:10:05.390
So I played for the East Valley Trojans, and we
1396
01:10:05.430 --> 01:10:08.960
practiced at Beeman Park now, I think they call it.
1397
01:10:09.529 --> 01:10:13.310
We'd go to North Hollywood Park. And then later on
1398
01:10:13.329 --> 01:10:15.770
the Sun Valley Falcons, and that was at Poly High
1399
01:10:15.789 --> 01:10:18.909
in Sun Valley, whatever. But you could drive around the
1400
01:10:18.949 --> 01:10:21.689
San Fernando Valley on a Tuesday at 5 in the
1401
01:10:21.770 --> 01:10:24.149
afternoon and just see Pop Warner football playing.
1402
01:10:24.329 --> 01:10:24.569
Okay.
1403
01:10:24.890 --> 01:10:27.689
That's how I grew up. That was years ago. Now
1404
01:10:27.710 --> 01:10:31.600
you drive around now, you see Mexicans kicking a soccer
1405
01:10:31.640 --> 01:10:32.140
ball around.
1406
01:10:32.449 --> 01:10:32.680
Right.
1407
01:10:32.939 --> 01:10:36.600
Okay. What happened? Well, we brought a lot of Mexicans in,
1408
01:10:37.119 --> 01:10:38.899
and guess what? They play soccer.
1409
01:10:39.689 --> 01:10:40.010
Okay.
1410
01:10:40.390 --> 01:10:43.130
Is it good? Is it bad? It's just what they do.
1411
01:10:43.489 --> 01:10:47.010
So now you drive around on a Saturday, and instead
1412
01:10:47.029 --> 01:10:49.130
of a bunch of Pop Warner football games being played,
1413
01:10:49.170 --> 01:10:51.319
you see a bunch of soccer being played because we—
1414
01:10:51.329 --> 01:10:54.649
And adults. Adults and kids and everything else.
1415
01:10:54.789 --> 01:10:58.109
A lot of kids, but honestly, around my house in
1416
01:10:58.170 --> 01:11:01.470
North Hollywood, it's adult.
1417
01:11:01.329 --> 01:11:05.029
Leagues all over the place. Your house has— An extended
1418
01:11:05.350 --> 01:11:09.750
strip of grass that has 11 soccer fields set up
1419
01:11:09.970 --> 01:11:14.489
on it. And your house in that area, that's where
1420
01:11:14.529 --> 01:11:16.130
I played my Little League baseball.
1421
01:11:16.210 --> 01:11:16.529
Oh, okay.
1422
01:11:16.770 --> 01:11:21.729
And so back in the day, we would have been
1423
01:11:21.770 --> 01:11:26.260
playing Little League baseball there. But now we're playing soccer. Okay,
1424
01:11:26.279 --> 01:11:28.779
so what happens? Well, you brought in a lot of Mexicans,
1425
01:11:28.920 --> 01:11:29.760
and they're playing soccer.
1426
01:11:29.779 --> 01:11:29.979
Okay.
1427
01:11:31.199 --> 01:11:33.479
Why wouldn't they? That's what they do. You bring in
1428
01:11:33.520 --> 01:11:36.930
a lot of Somalians, and they're going to grift. And
1429
01:11:36.970 --> 01:11:39.850
you bring in a lot of Germans, and you're going
1430
01:11:39.869 --> 01:11:41.909
to get a lot of pretzels. So that's just the
1431
01:11:41.949 --> 01:11:44.449
way you're going to drink from a lot of boots.
1432
01:11:45.189 --> 01:11:47.770
That's just the way it's going to go. That's how
1433
01:11:47.810 --> 01:11:51.869
this is going to work. So why is anyone surprised?
1434
01:11:52.050 --> 01:11:54.590
I don't get it. And then it becomes racist, but
1435
01:11:54.649 --> 01:11:57.449
it's not really— It is because we don't like the
1436
01:11:57.510 --> 01:12:00.689
behavior they're engaging in, but the reality is they're doing
1437
01:12:00.909 --> 01:12:05.069
what they do. And by the way, they're not doing
1438
01:12:05.109 --> 01:12:07.979
what all of them do, just like all Mexicans don't
1439
01:12:08.020 --> 01:12:13.640
play soccer. It's a higher percentage of them who play soccer.
1440
01:12:13.920 --> 01:12:16.720
So you get more soccer, and you get more graft
1441
01:12:17.359 --> 01:12:20.590
and corruption from Somalians. Thank you. Go ahead. All right,
1442
01:12:20.609 --> 01:12:21.369
we got this clip.
1443
01:12:21.409 --> 01:12:24.649
That all Americans can profit from a rising stock market.
1444
01:12:24.680 --> 01:12:29.920
Let's also ensure that members of Congress cannot corruptly profit
1445
01:12:30.359 --> 01:12:32.939
from using insider information.
1446
01:12:38.520 --> 01:12:44.510
Lots of Democrats standing. Democrats stood. Elizabeth Warren on her feet.
1447
01:12:44.989 --> 01:12:50.399
And they're agreeing to that. The guy looks like Greg
1448
01:12:50.409 --> 01:12:51.489
Fitzsimmons is standing.
1449
01:12:51.569 --> 01:12:51.840
Right.
1450
01:12:53.439 --> 01:12:54.779
They stood up for that.
1451
01:12:54.840 --> 01:12:55.739
I can't believe.
1452
01:12:59.060 --> 01:12:59.130
It.
1453
01:12:59.140 --> 01:13:03.439
I can't believe it. Did Nancy Pelosi stand up.
1454
01:13:03.399 --> 01:13:06.659
When she was here? Doubt it.
1455
01:13:07.979 --> 01:13:12.720
Pass the Stop Insider Trading Act without delay.
1456
01:13:12.760 --> 01:13:14.619
You know what would be good? You know what I
1457
01:13:14.659 --> 01:13:17.720
would do? Show from that beginning where they stand up
1458
01:13:17.819 --> 01:13:21.210
one more time, because I'm telling you, J.D. Vance... money
1459
01:13:21.270 --> 01:13:21.989
on the table here.
1460
01:13:22.510 --> 01:13:27.000
Issue with up to $ 1, 000 each year. As we ensure
1461
01:13:27.060 --> 01:13:30.319
that all Americans can profit from a rising stock market,
1462
01:13:30.359 --> 01:13:36.020
let's also ensure that members of Congress cannot corruptly profit
1463
01:13:36.039 --> 01:13:38.600
from using insider information.
1464
01:13:38.619 --> 01:13:41.819
All right.
1465
01:13:43.359 --> 01:13:45.449
He just stands up. He can just get a full-size
1466
01:13:45.729 --> 01:13:48.729
shot of his crotch. If J.D. Vance were smart, he'd
1467
01:13:48.770 --> 01:13:51.380
go on full spinal tap. Like, just get a large
1468
01:13:51.460 --> 01:13:54.560
cucumber and just, like, duct tape it to the inside
1469
01:13:54.579 --> 01:13:57.880
of his leg. And forevermore. Boom. Forevermore.
1470
01:13:57.899 --> 01:13:57.960
J.D.
1471
01:13:58.119 --> 01:13:58.220
Hogg.
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01:13:58.239 --> 01:14:01.579
It was just, like, everybody. It would be all over
1473
01:14:01.600 --> 01:14:03.920
the internet. You would blow up the internet. All you'd
1474
01:14:03.939 --> 01:14:09.399
have to do is take, like, a medium-sized zucchini- Or,
1475
01:14:10.020 --> 01:14:12.890
you know, medium to large cucumber. The New York Post
1476
01:14:12.899 --> 01:14:15.850
would have the headline, J.D. 's Pants. That's right, J.D.
1477
01:14:15.850 --> 01:14:19.949
's Pants. Just tape it to your inner right thigh.
1478
01:14:20.390 --> 01:14:23.239
And you never say a word. It's just this huge
1479
01:14:23.439 --> 01:14:27.739
outline of this massive hog. And by the way, that'd
1480
01:14:27.760 --> 01:14:31.180
be it forevermore. You'd be dead for a thousand years
1481
01:14:31.279 --> 01:14:34.560
and people still be calling you J.D. Pants, right?
1482
01:14:36.649 --> 01:14:38.630
There was another part of the speech. I don't want
1483
01:14:38.649 --> 01:14:42.310
you to find it, but obviously Trump embellishes and he
1484
01:14:42.350 --> 01:14:45.329
says things that you're like, Okay, that's not true. But
1485
01:14:45.350 --> 01:14:47.789
he said, you know, he got shot in the leg.
1486
01:14:47.989 --> 01:14:52.539
And the legs, that's the most important part of flying
1487
01:14:52.579 --> 01:14:55.439
a helicopter. Anybody will tell you. Everybody will tell you.
1488
01:14:55.840 --> 01:14:56.560
And I was like.
1489
01:14:57.260 --> 01:15:01.380
I'm sure you need your legs, but I don't think
1490
01:15:01.420 --> 01:15:03.680
it's the most important part.
1491
01:15:03.699 --> 01:15:06.359
I was listening. Maybe you can find it. I mean,
1492
01:15:07.060 --> 01:15:10.670
there's a lot of pedaling going on with helicopters. Yes,
1493
01:15:10.689 --> 01:15:11.329
there are pedals.
1494
01:15:11.510 --> 01:15:11.770
Yeah.
1495
01:15:11.869 --> 01:15:13.189
And I think that's what he's saying.
1496
01:15:15.029 --> 01:15:15.369
I'm sorry.
1497
01:15:15.390 --> 01:15:19.729
I got major freaking hay fever. Never happened to me before,
1498
01:15:19.750 --> 01:15:21.270
and all of a sudden I get hit with allergies.
1499
01:15:21.609 --> 01:15:21.890
Really?
1500
01:15:21.909 --> 01:15:22.029
Yeah.
1501
01:15:22.050 --> 01:15:22.170
Weird.
1502
01:15:22.189 --> 01:15:22.470
Weird.
1503
01:15:22.609 --> 01:15:22.850
Weird.
1504
01:15:24.470 --> 01:15:27.109
All right, we got the hockey team here, I think,
1505
01:15:27.130 --> 01:15:27.689
which is good.
1506
01:15:27.729 --> 01:15:28.310
That's another.
1507
01:15:29.069 --> 01:15:32.149
Democrats won't stand for the hockey team, which is funny.
1508
01:15:32.189 --> 01:15:35.260
People are asking me, please, please, please, Mr.
1509
01:15:35.300 --> 01:15:38.840
President, we're winning too much. We can't take it anymore.
1510
01:15:38.899 --> 01:15:42.420
We're not used to winning in our country. Until you came.
1511
01:15:42.239 --> 01:15:45.710
Along, we're just always losing, but now we're winning too much.
1512
01:15:46.680 --> 01:15:48.180
And I say, no, no, no.
1513
01:15:48.560 --> 01:15:51.380
You're going to win again. You're going to win big.
1514
01:15:51.659 --> 01:15:53.399
You're going to win bigger than ever.
1515
01:15:53.720 --> 01:15:57.210
And to prove that point, to prove that point, here
1516
01:15:57.250 --> 01:16:00.090
with us tonight is a group of winners who just
1517
01:16:00.149 --> 01:16:02.189
made the entire nation proud.
1518
01:16:02.850 --> 01:16:07.029
The men's gold medal Olympic hockey team.
1519
01:16:07.090 --> 01:16:12.850
Come on in. Let me tell you something. You can
1520
01:16:12.890 --> 01:16:14.829
pause it for a second. All the Democrats are sitting
1521
01:16:14.869 --> 01:16:16.750
and then they do that passive aggressive, I'm going to
1522
01:16:16.770 --> 01:16:17.710
stare at my phone thing.
1523
01:16:17.770 --> 01:16:19.550
Even the ones that are so close and on camera.
1524
01:16:20.489 --> 01:16:24.250
I'm telling you, if I'm running for anything, I'm standing up.
1525
01:16:25.369 --> 01:16:27.310
If I'm a Democrat, I don't want footage of me
1526
01:16:27.449 --> 01:16:30.050
fucking staring at my phone when the men's hockey team
1527
01:16:30.069 --> 01:16:31.970
walks past me. I don't want that shit thrown in
1528
01:16:32.010 --> 01:16:35.840
my face in the next election. Maybe it makes you
1529
01:16:36.520 --> 01:16:39.659
unpopular amongst Democrats, but I'm going to be like, fuck you.
1530
01:16:39.699 --> 01:16:43.000
They won the gold. I'm standing up, douche. All right, sorry,
1531
01:16:43.060 --> 01:16:50.930
play it. There's the men's hockey team. Got their gold medals.
1532
01:16:52.189 --> 01:16:58.210
Got their sweaters on. Democrats hate it. But as previously stated,
1533
01:16:58.289 --> 01:17:02.069
it's not like they hate hockey. They just hate America. Well,
1534
01:17:02.350 --> 01:17:04.130
I'll tell you one thing. You can pause it for
1535
01:17:04.149 --> 01:17:06.380
a second. Like I said, I see everything through the
1536
01:17:06.409 --> 01:17:10.109
lens of my mom and my grandma. They hated any
1537
01:17:10.210 --> 01:17:14.810
kind of patriotism. They hated any kind of we're number one.
1538
01:17:15.449 --> 01:17:18.350
And if it was USA number one, they fucking hated it.
1539
01:17:18.460 --> 01:17:23.439
It drove them insane. It's a weird enzyme to have.
1540
01:17:23.840 --> 01:17:27.890
But USA chants and hockey teams and gold. And remember,
1541
01:17:28.510 --> 01:17:32.630
they beat their beloved Canada. They fucking love Canada. They
1542
01:17:32.670 --> 01:17:35.350
wish Trudeau could be the president of the United States.
1543
01:17:35.369 --> 01:17:39.600
So the Democrats love Canada. They're in love with Canada
1544
01:17:39.640 --> 01:17:43.340
because during COVID, he locked people down even harder than
1545
01:17:43.380 --> 01:17:45.920
we did. And they love that shit. They're such a
1546
01:17:46.020 --> 01:17:51.000
fan of that authoritarian bullshit that they fucking love Trudeau.
1547
01:17:51.380 --> 01:17:52.420
Such a douche.
1548
01:17:52.500 --> 01:17:53.739
Insanity on display.
1549
01:17:54.760 --> 01:17:55.060
Yes.
1550
01:17:55.439 --> 01:17:58.390
It's very, very eye-opening. It was a good watch. I
1551
01:17:58.470 --> 01:18:05.020
enjoyed it. There's a clip. which is, um, bunch of
1552
01:18:05.100 --> 01:18:09.260
women doing a podcast or like mocking the veterans who
1553
01:18:09.319 --> 01:18:14.279
got the bronze star, the service star, whatever, whatever it is.
1554
01:18:14.399 --> 01:18:17.850
But it's a funny, funny thing. But I realized also
1555
01:18:18.109 --> 01:18:22.810
it struck me too. Women are so much meaner than
1556
01:18:22.850 --> 01:18:26.850
men and they're in a weird way, cruel, not cruel,
1557
01:18:27.449 --> 01:18:31.869
like waterboarding cruel, but like cruel in their attitude. Um,
1558
01:18:32.779 --> 01:18:33.020
All right.
1559
01:18:33.039 --> 01:18:33.539
So we will.
1560
01:18:33.739 --> 01:18:38.279
It's the helicopter pilot got his legs shot out. This
1561
01:18:38.340 --> 01:18:42.010
is from from the podcast. This is, I guess, ladies
1562
01:18:42.050 --> 01:18:44.449
of color, even though I'm not exactly sure what that
1563
01:18:44.510 --> 01:18:49.069
is anymore, because it's that Susan Rice thing where Roseanne's like,
1564
01:18:49.130 --> 01:18:52.100
I didn't know the bitch was. black. It's true. If
1565
01:18:52.159 --> 01:18:55.140
you see Susan Rice, she looks like a tan woman
1566
01:18:55.159 --> 01:18:58.840
with straight hair. You don't, you know, then people are like,
1567
01:18:59.020 --> 01:19:00.800
you should have known this person was black. Well, they
1568
01:19:00.819 --> 01:19:03.659
were talking about Valerie, Valerie Garrett. I'm sorry. Valerie Garrett.
1569
01:19:03.689 --> 01:19:03.890
Yeah.
1570
01:19:04.020 --> 01:19:04.270
Yeah.
1571
01:19:04.430 --> 01:19:08.689
I say Susan Rice. Sorry. I screwed that up. Um, No,
1572
01:19:08.779 --> 01:19:12.390
I'm not. I can't say for certain if someone is black.
1573
01:19:12.449 --> 01:19:16.130
I don't exactly know. You can't tell by the hair
1574
01:19:16.310 --> 01:19:20.229
and you can't tell by the skin anymore. So certain
1575
01:19:20.270 --> 01:19:23.310
people know. You don't know. Sorry. Well, listen.
1576
01:19:24.909 --> 01:19:25.680
I was there.
1577
01:19:25.850 --> 01:19:26.680
I was there.
1578
01:19:27.000 --> 01:19:30.239
And it was as horrific as I thought it would be.
1579
01:19:30.600 --> 01:19:31.520
Did you leave early?
1580
01:19:32.460 --> 01:19:33.239
Absolutely.
1581
01:19:34.260 --> 01:19:34.979
It was like an.
1582
01:19:35.039 --> 01:19:35.600
It's a.
1583
01:19:37.479 --> 01:19:38.180
Fucking women.
1584
01:19:40.699 --> 01:19:42.590
This representative, Yvette D.
1585
01:19:43.029 --> 01:19:43.550
What's that say?
1586
01:19:43.770 --> 01:19:44.770
Clark. Clark.
1587
01:19:45.170 --> 01:19:47.050
Representative from New York District 9.
1588
01:19:47.029 --> 01:19:50.130
So she's going to talk about being there but leaving early.
1589
01:19:50.649 --> 01:19:53.390
Horrific as I thought it would be. Did you leave early?
1590
01:19:54.369 --> 01:19:55.130
Absolutely.
1591
01:19:55.470 --> 01:19:58.770
It was like an award show.
1592
01:19:58.909 --> 01:20:01.289
You get a medal. You get a medal. You get
1593
01:20:01.310 --> 01:20:01.850
a medal.
1594
01:20:02.329 --> 01:20:04.289
That's literally, Mo just said, you get a card, you
1595
01:20:04.310 --> 01:20:04.689
get a card.
1596
01:20:04.729 --> 01:20:05.550
Y'all are on the same page.
1597
01:20:05.569 --> 01:20:08.470
That's a talking point, by the way. She's not the
1598
01:20:08.510 --> 01:20:10.229
only one to call it an award show.
1599
01:20:10.569 --> 01:20:10.989
Oh, really?
1600
01:20:11.189 --> 01:20:11.449
Yeah.
1601
01:20:11.989 --> 01:20:16.100
Yeah, giving the combat battle star to somebody who got
1602
01:20:16.140 --> 01:20:18.859
their leg shot out 20 minutes ago. Right.
1603
01:20:19.180 --> 01:20:24.439
Recognizing moments of true valor and self-sacrifice is an award show.
1604
01:20:25.010 --> 01:20:29.850
Yeah, I think it's a chick problem. It's that sort of,
1605
01:20:30.010 --> 01:20:31.250
what's Elon Musk know?
1606
01:20:31.529 --> 01:20:31.989
Nothing.
1607
01:20:32.229 --> 01:20:34.409
He's the dumbest billionaire I know. Why don't you get
1608
01:20:34.449 --> 01:20:35.869
the fuck out of here, Elon?
1609
01:20:35.890 --> 01:20:36.770
You don't know anything.
1610
01:20:37.029 --> 01:20:40.020
And what do you do? You don't do shit, okay?
1611
01:20:40.079 --> 01:20:40.739
Except build rockets.
1612
01:20:40.800 --> 01:20:44.720
So what? This guy flew a stupid hella thing into place?
1613
01:20:45.100 --> 01:20:47.399
So what? It's like, hey, bitch, you fucking do it.
1614
01:20:48.350 --> 01:20:50.630
And by the way, I know you don't appreciate anything
1615
01:20:50.649 --> 01:20:52.449
that all the white dudes built or any of the
1616
01:20:52.470 --> 01:20:54.529
wars ever won, but you fucking use them every day.
1617
01:20:54.550 --> 01:20:55.890
So why don't you shut the fuck up?
1618
01:20:57.210 --> 01:20:57.609
All right.
1619
01:20:57.829 --> 01:21:06.109
Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. All right. Give me
1620
01:21:06.140 --> 01:21:08.539
the story. You got the snowball story? I do got
1621
01:21:08.579 --> 01:21:10.399
the snowball story. Because I got thoughts on that.
1622
01:21:10.779 --> 01:21:11.100
All right.
1623
01:21:11.760 --> 01:21:14.520
New York City Mayor Zoran Mamdani.
1624
01:21:14.960 --> 01:21:15.100
Ha!
1625
01:21:16.949 --> 01:21:21.350
On Tuesday, yesterday, downplayed Monday's snow-throwing attack on New York
1626
01:21:21.380 --> 01:21:24.340
City Police Department officers calling the Washington Square Park incident
1627
01:21:24.479 --> 01:21:31.939
a snowball fight, despite multiple hospitalizations for facial lacerations. Several
1628
01:21:32.039 --> 01:21:35.899
NYPD officers are struck in the head with snowballs, responding
1629
01:21:35.939 --> 01:21:39.000
to a call about a large disorderly group at the park.
1630
01:21:40.399 --> 01:21:45.590
Following the assault, NYPD Commissioner released a statement saying the
1631
01:21:45.609 --> 01:21:50.079
paper was disgraceful and criminal, but Zellron said it looked
1632
01:21:50.119 --> 01:21:52.060
like kids having a snowball fight.
1633
01:21:52.199 --> 01:21:56.819
It's such a weird thing. Now, it's a political thing
1634
01:21:57.300 --> 01:22:00.260
to the extent that you have your side and their side,
1635
01:22:00.600 --> 01:22:07.430
and you take a situation like the nutjob chick in
1636
01:22:07.470 --> 01:22:12.310
the minivan, and she's running at the ice guy, and
1637
01:22:12.329 --> 01:22:13.670
she gets shot in the head, right?
1638
01:22:13.689 --> 01:22:13.850
Mm-hmm.
1639
01:22:14.300 --> 01:22:16.880
And so you go, all right, well, that's a subject.
1640
01:22:17.819 --> 01:22:21.989
And you go, okay, the— or Peretti, the guy's kicking the
1641
01:22:22.029 --> 01:22:23.909
shit out of the back of the Suburban and spitting
1642
01:22:23.970 --> 01:22:26.850
on the guys. Then he gets wrestled later on. Another incident,
1643
01:22:26.909 --> 01:22:29.770
there's a gun, and then he gets shot. And so
1644
01:22:29.939 --> 01:22:32.760
you take those two incidents, right? And you go, there's
1645
01:22:32.819 --> 01:22:37.770
the CNN perspective. And the CNN perspective goes, mom just
1646
01:22:37.810 --> 01:22:40.390
dropped her kid off at daycare, trying to make her
1647
01:22:40.430 --> 01:22:43.649
way back home, and a nice guy blocks her way,
1648
01:22:43.829 --> 01:22:45.949
and next thing you know, she's dead. That's her thing.
1649
01:22:46.630 --> 01:22:50.350
And you go, well, that's not quite what happened, right?
1650
01:22:50.770 --> 01:22:53.609
And then there's the rights version, which is this guy,
1651
01:22:54.109 --> 01:22:56.109
this woman turned this car into a weapon and was
1652
01:22:56.130 --> 01:22:58.149
trying to run over an officer, and he tried to
1653
01:22:58.189 --> 01:23:04.159
protect himself. And that's not exactly the version of it either,
1654
01:23:04.199 --> 01:23:09.079
but they're both doing their version of it because that's
1655
01:23:09.119 --> 01:23:10.779
what their side wants, right?
1656
01:23:11.079 --> 01:23:11.260
Right.
1657
01:23:11.619 --> 01:23:16.329
The thing that's weird to me, the part that's weird
1658
01:23:16.409 --> 01:23:21.369
to me is when it's just the cops and you're
1659
01:23:21.409 --> 01:23:24.670
the mayor. You know what I mean? It's like the
1660
01:23:24.689 --> 01:23:27.369
part that's something that's always stuck in my head when
1661
01:23:27.430 --> 01:23:33.529
they did that whole– Whipping Haitians at the border, horseback,
1662
01:23:33.989 --> 01:23:38.869
shades of Jim Crow, whatever. And Biden, who's a retarded
1663
01:23:38.949 --> 01:23:42.939
race hustler, was just out there stirring things up. And
1664
01:23:43.039 --> 01:23:46.439
I said to bald Brian, who's progressive, I go, I
1665
01:23:46.460 --> 01:23:53.739
don't get why would Biden throw his border patrol under
1666
01:23:53.779 --> 01:23:57.359
the bus that way? That's his border patrol. And Brian said,
1667
01:23:57.520 --> 01:23:58.319
low-hanging fruit.
1668
01:23:58.960 --> 01:23:59.260
Easy.
1669
01:23:59.520 --> 01:24:03.229
He scores some points. And I'm like, why are you
1670
01:24:03.279 --> 01:24:07.409
scoring points? Is the president throwing? And then it's like, oh,
1671
01:24:07.449 --> 01:24:10.189
you retards are so far gone. That does score points
1672
01:24:10.229 --> 01:24:13.229
for you. Right. But he, we went, it's a good
1673
01:24:13.310 --> 01:24:17.350
opportunity to throw your border patrol under the bus. And
1674
01:24:17.390 --> 01:24:20.470
I'm like, yeah, okay. The progressive left loves that, but
1675
01:24:20.550 --> 01:24:22.609
it's like, why is the president doing that? That's his
1676
01:24:22.689 --> 01:24:25.729
border patrol. By the way, no wonder the fucking border
1677
01:24:25.770 --> 01:24:28.590
was wide open that you guys didn't miss an opportunity
1678
01:24:28.630 --> 01:24:34.489
to attack the border patrol. Mondami, that's his PD. That's
1679
01:24:34.529 --> 01:24:38.630
his police department. That's his city. Right. Why are you
1680
01:24:38.670 --> 01:24:42.409
not missing an opportunity? Now, look, first off, it's not
1681
01:24:42.449 --> 01:24:46.970
a snowball fight. It's you being pelted with snowballs.
1682
01:24:47.029 --> 01:24:47.289
Yes.
1683
01:24:47.489 --> 01:24:53.100
When you're a referee, when you're an umpire at a
1684
01:24:53.159 --> 01:24:56.649
game— A baseball game in the 60s and you make
1685
01:24:56.670 --> 01:24:59.229
a bad call and you get pelted with beer bottles.
1686
01:24:59.250 --> 01:25:02.189
That's not a beer bottle fight. That's you getting hit
1687
01:25:02.229 --> 01:25:06.409
with beer bottles. This is cops being hit with snowballs.
1688
01:25:07.029 --> 01:25:09.659
Some have rocks in them. Some are ice and what
1689
01:25:09.699 --> 01:25:14.220
have you. Quo, nothing worse than missing a business opportunity
1690
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because of poor communication. In 2026, your team needs communication
1691
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that actually works. And that's why today's episode is brought
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entire team can handle calls and texts. from one shared number.
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It's a smart system. Quo's AI automatically logs calls, generates summaries,
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All right, we'll play Mondami. It's always... By the way...
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All right, Das has got to get a Kleenex, but
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that's fine. All right, we'll play the clip. Go ahead.
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01:27:33.960 --> 01:27:35.829
I've said that what I saw was a snowball fight.
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01:27:35.869 --> 01:27:37.470
It should be treated accordingly. It was one that got
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01:27:37.489 --> 01:27:40.369
out of hand, but that's what it was. Thank you.
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01:27:40.829 --> 01:27:41.970
Yeah, thank you.
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01:27:44.239 --> 01:27:47.500
So, Mr. Mayor, are you willing to revise your statement
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regarding the snowball fight, given that this was not exactly
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01:27:50.720 --> 01:27:54.890
a friendly back-and-forth snowball fight? The police that were there
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01:27:55.050 --> 01:27:57.050
were not throwing any snowballs.
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01:27:57.430 --> 01:28:01.229
They were getting belted. Somebody asked a normal question, which is,
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01:28:01.770 --> 01:28:05.569
it's not a snowball fight. It's you getting hit with snowballs.
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01:28:05.750 --> 01:28:09.229
A snowball fight is you throw snowballs at them, and
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they throw snowballs.
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01:28:10.510 --> 01:28:11.850
A snowball fight makes it seem playful.
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Yes.
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01:28:13.260 --> 01:28:15.319
That was not what that was. By the way, he
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01:28:15.340 --> 01:28:18.699
did that thing where he goes, I'm not going to
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01:28:18.920 --> 01:28:23.300
outlaw snowball fights. I love when they do that. It
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01:28:23.739 --> 01:28:28.479
sort of reminds me of the, I think it was
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01:28:28.520 --> 01:28:32.010
the John Kerry or Edwards one, where he's like in
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01:28:32.069 --> 01:28:34.550
Davos and he's like, why are you flying privately? You
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01:28:34.590 --> 01:28:38.289
want me to sail here? Yeah, on an old-time schooner,
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01:28:38.329 --> 01:28:41.810
you fucking retard. No, take Delta, you fucking asshole, where
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01:28:41.850 --> 01:28:44.979
you'd have a smaller carbon footprint. I love when they change.
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01:28:45.380 --> 01:28:47.300
There is, and you're going to have to find it, Andrew,
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01:28:47.310 --> 01:28:49.340
I think, but there is the one where he does
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01:28:49.380 --> 01:28:51.340
the beginning clip where he's like, I'm not going to
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01:28:51.460 --> 01:28:54.579
outlaw snowball fights. Yeah, that's not what we're talking about,
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01:28:54.699 --> 01:28:56.859
and you fucking know it. But go ahead. Sorry.
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01:28:57.119 --> 01:28:57.840
The person asked it.
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01:28:58.229 --> 01:29:01.829
Run it back 10 seconds. The person asked a normal question.
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01:29:02.789 --> 01:29:04.670
I've said that what I saw was a snowball fight.
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01:29:04.689 --> 01:29:06.289
It should be treated accordingly. It was one that got
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out of hand, but that's what it was.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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01:29:12.710 --> 01:29:13.409
So, Mr.
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Mayor, are you willing to revise your statement regarding the
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snowball fight, given that this was not exactly a friendly
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01:29:20.569 --> 01:29:24.350
back-and-forth snowball fight? The police that were there were not
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throwing any snowballs. They were getting pelted themselves. And number two,
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01:29:29.180 --> 01:29:33.819
have you considered or would you consider banning these crowdsourcing
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01:29:33.939 --> 01:29:38.260
events because they can and sometimes do get out of hand?
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I'm not going to be banning snowball fights or organized
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snowball fights.
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01:29:44.689 --> 01:29:49.229
She didn't ask you to ban snowball fights. And she said,
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01:29:49.680 --> 01:29:51.739
why do you keep calling it a snowball fight when
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01:29:52.079 --> 01:29:55.460
these guys are being pelted with snowballs and not throwing
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01:29:55.479 --> 01:29:59.199
them back? She's a fucking liar. But by the way...
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01:30:00.100 --> 01:30:03.329
why does he have to throw the cops under the bus?
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01:30:03.350 --> 01:30:06.100
Like why the fuck did Biden have to throw the
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01:30:06.149 --> 01:30:09.340
border patrol under the bus? And why does he have to,
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01:30:09.420 --> 01:30:12.880
and by the, okay. You know, it's probably the same
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01:30:12.899 --> 01:30:17.560
thing that Mom Donnie is doing now. Yes. Joe Biden
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01:30:17.979 --> 01:30:18.880
needed to make.
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01:30:21.359 --> 01:30:27.199
The Border Patrol seem evil because they wanted to allow
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01:30:27.420 --> 01:30:32.029
everyone into the country. Maybe Mom Donnie wants to paint—
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01:30:33.840 --> 01:30:37.539
The police is evil so that he can defund them.
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01:30:37.840 --> 01:30:40.979
Yes, he paints them as racist before. I'm just saying
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01:30:41.399 --> 01:30:44.380
it's all scoring points with your base. But who's your
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01:30:44.439 --> 01:30:48.779
fucking base? A bunch of radical jihadists. Unfortunately, yeah, it
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01:30:48.850 --> 01:30:50.789
seems that way. I will play you.
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01:30:51.189 --> 01:30:51.689
Oh, God.
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01:30:51.729 --> 01:30:52.649
Who is this? Heather.
1787
01:30:52.890 --> 01:30:56.250
Heather McDonald. Heather McDonald. Here's the Ferguson effect. So here's
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01:30:56.289 --> 01:31:04.279
what happens. You villainize your cops. They stop doing their job.
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They stop signing up. They stop getting out of their
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01:31:07.739 --> 01:31:12.100
patrol car. Who the fuck wants to get pelted with
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01:31:12.199 --> 01:31:15.000
snowballs and then get thrown under the bus by their mayor?
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01:31:15.380 --> 01:31:17.340
So fuck it. At a certain point, you just go,
1793
01:31:17.420 --> 01:31:19.279
I'm not getting out of my car. The blue flu.
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01:31:19.460 --> 01:31:22.100
And then you get the Ferguson effect.
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01:31:22.119 --> 01:31:22.590
Here it is.
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01:31:23.350 --> 01:31:26.699
You could get rid of all police shootings ever. of
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01:31:26.779 --> 01:31:30.500
civilians tomorrow, and it would have virtually no effect on
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01:31:30.539 --> 01:31:34.050
the black death by homicide rate. Blacks between the ages
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01:31:34.100 --> 01:31:39.430
of 10 and 25 die of gun homicide at 25
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01:31:39.430 --> 01:31:42.729
times the rate of whites in that age category. And
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01:31:42.770 --> 01:31:45.770
they're not being killed by the cops. They're being killed
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01:31:45.829 --> 01:31:48.840
by other blacks. and nobody wants to talk about it.
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01:31:48.859 --> 01:31:52.319
We're supposed to believe that we're all racist. It's the
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01:31:52.390 --> 01:31:55.569
media that's racist. They don't give a damn about black lives.
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01:31:55.609 --> 01:31:58.130
They don't give a damn about the dozens of blacks
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01:31:58.569 --> 01:32:02.310
who are killed by homicide every single day. That's more
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01:32:02.380 --> 01:32:06.359
than all white and Hispanic homicide victims combined, even though,
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as we said, blacks are 13% of the population. None,
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01:32:10.119 --> 01:32:14.140
virtually none of those black homicide victims gets covered. We
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01:32:14.239 --> 01:32:17.550
are not saying their names because they're killed by other blacks,
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01:32:17.649 --> 01:32:19.850
and we don't want to talk about that. So the
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01:32:19.909 --> 01:32:23.250
Ferguson effect says when you demonize the cops, the cops
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01:32:23.310 --> 01:32:26.729
back off, and guess what happens? When the cops stop
1814
01:32:28.159 --> 01:32:32.590
making stops when they stop looking at hot spots where
1815
01:32:32.649 --> 01:32:37.069
shootings have happened, and they back off, criminals get emboldened,
1816
01:32:37.430 --> 01:32:41.050
and more Black lives are taken. That's what happened after
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01:32:41.090 --> 01:32:46.020
the Ferguson riots, after the George Floyd race riots in 2020.
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01:32:46.020 --> 01:32:50.079
We had an even greater meltdown. We had every single
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01:32:50.600 --> 01:32:55.050
American elite institution declaring it was racist to the core,
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01:32:55.710 --> 01:33:00.420
and the cops were, of course, as usual, one of
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01:33:00.479 --> 01:33:04.539
the main targets of this. 2020 saw the largest one-year
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01:33:04.600 --> 01:33:11.380
increase in homicide in this nation's history, 29%, and thousands
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01:33:11.520 --> 01:33:16.109
more black lives were taken. That's what happens when you
1824
01:33:16.149 --> 01:33:17.250
demonize the cops.
1825
01:33:19.090 --> 01:33:23.649
Well, there you go, black people. There you go. All right.
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Good time.
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Listen.
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01:33:25.550 --> 01:33:27.449
But there's part of me that sort of is going
1829
01:33:27.479 --> 01:33:30.420
to watch and enjoy New York just sort of bottoming
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01:33:30.539 --> 01:33:31.920
out because you fucking retards.
1831
01:33:32.500 --> 01:33:35.119
There are people around the country who love watching California
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01:33:35.159 --> 01:33:35.680
bottom out.
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01:33:35.840 --> 01:33:40.319
I know because they go, we have the first– African-American
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01:33:40.520 --> 01:33:47.630
female mayor. They have the first man of color, Islamist mayor. Like, okay,
1835
01:33:47.670 --> 01:33:49.729
with all your firsts. You have the first retards that
1836
01:33:49.750 --> 01:33:51.890
are going to run the city into the fucking ground.
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01:33:52.569 --> 01:33:55.810
Enjoy it. I'll also play you this oldie but goodie,
1838
01:33:56.409 --> 01:34:02.710
which is the beginning. It was the whole Trump LAPD response,
1839
01:34:02.750 --> 01:34:04.329
the whole Trump star thing, which is, listen.
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01:34:05.470 --> 01:34:05.850
Listen.
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01:34:06.550 --> 01:34:10.109
If you assholes who are in law enforcement– and I
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01:34:10.149 --> 01:34:12.329
shouldn't say the beat cop, but I just mean the
1843
01:34:12.829 --> 01:34:18.810
DAs and the mayors and the governors and the folks
1844
01:34:19.510 --> 01:34:23.210
at the higher echelons of the LAPDs and the New
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01:34:23.250 --> 01:34:28.609
York PDs. If you guys– the executive class– if you
1846
01:34:28.630 --> 01:34:32.380
guys are going to make jokes about these guys enforcing
1847
01:34:32.399 --> 01:34:39.189
the law– There is a reason why L.A. has street takeovers.
1848
01:34:39.739 --> 01:34:43.000
It's because we tolerate it. Because we tolerate it. And
1849
01:34:43.619 --> 01:34:50.739
there's a scene, a mob of criminals that are throwing
1850
01:34:51.300 --> 01:34:54.659
ice balls at cops, and the mayor comes out and
1851
01:34:54.699 --> 01:34:58.510
defends them and not the cops. And so you will
1852
01:34:58.569 --> 01:35:03.800
get more of this. I... I remember very clearly, and
1853
01:35:03.819 --> 01:35:07.439
I remember showing you, Dawson, about eight or ten years ago,
1854
01:35:07.819 --> 01:35:09.600
there was like some cops and he went into a
1855
01:35:09.640 --> 01:35:13.260
black neighborhood or whatever. Literally like a six-year-old boy like
1856
01:35:13.380 --> 01:35:15.539
threw a bucket of water at the cop. And I
1857
01:35:15.560 --> 01:35:18.100
was like, that's a six-year-old boy with a bucket of
1858
01:35:18.159 --> 01:35:23.229
water chucking it at the cops. This is not what
1859
01:35:23.369 --> 01:35:27.090
we're looking for and society needs to take the cop sides.
1860
01:35:27.130 --> 01:35:30.210
But this is, how many years ago is this? And
1861
01:35:30.229 --> 01:35:34.770
I've showed it before, but they went to the LAPD
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01:35:35.449 --> 01:35:40.880
union captain or whatever. He wasn't the captain of the cops.
1863
01:35:40.920 --> 01:35:43.220
He was like the union captain or whatever. They'll say
1864
01:35:43.239 --> 01:35:45.859
it on there. And this is a good eight or
1865
01:35:45.859 --> 01:35:49.000
10 years ago. And people were walking up and down
1866
01:35:49.500 --> 01:35:55.380
Hollywood Boulevard with a pickaxe. smashing Donald Trump's star, and
1867
01:35:55.600 --> 01:35:59.060
somebody caught this guy in front of a good restaurant
1868
01:35:59.340 --> 01:36:00.840
and asked him what he thought about it.
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01:36:00.920 --> 01:36:01.100
Yeah.
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01:36:01.909 --> 01:36:03.130
This is law enforcement.
1871
01:36:03.630 --> 01:36:06.520
Hey, what do you think about the ongoing defacing of.
1872
01:36:06.680 --> 01:36:09.260
Donald Trump's star of fame? I'm in favor of it.
1873
01:36:09.359 --> 01:36:12.180
You're in favor of it? It's a police commissioner. Do
1874
01:36:12.199 --> 01:36:14.340
you think maybe they should just remove the star? I'm
1875
01:36:14.359 --> 01:36:17.439
definitely in favor of getting rid of the star.
1876
01:36:17.779 --> 01:36:19.260
How many drinks is he in right there?
1877
01:36:19.319 --> 01:36:21.210
Have a good night. He's going to drive drunk, but
1878
01:36:21.250 --> 01:36:24.810
he's got the badge on his wallet. He's not getting
1879
01:36:24.850 --> 01:36:30.750
a DUI. All right. Now, the answer is it's disgusting to...
1880
01:36:31.609 --> 01:36:34.380
And anyone involved that's going to get arrested. Right. And
1881
01:36:34.399 --> 01:36:37.680
the answer from Joe Biden at the border is I
1882
01:36:37.779 --> 01:36:42.409
looked at the photos carefully and I actually talked to
1883
01:36:42.430 --> 01:36:46.649
the photographer and they were not beating any Haitian migrants.
1884
01:36:46.710 --> 01:36:50.869
These are patriots who are doing their job enforcing the border.
1885
01:36:50.930 --> 01:36:52.149
Even the photographer said that.
1886
01:36:52.270 --> 01:36:56.109
Yes, that should be Biden's answer. Then Mamdami should be,
1887
01:36:56.210 --> 01:37:01.840
it's never all right to pelt a NYPD cop with
1888
01:37:01.979 --> 01:37:05.720
a snowball or anything else. And we will be prosecuting
1889
01:37:05.760 --> 01:37:09.380
these people to fullest. That's the fucking answer, you assholes.
1890
01:37:09.680 --> 01:37:10.659
That's the only answer.
1891
01:37:10.979 --> 01:37:11.079
Or.
1892
01:37:12.149 --> 01:37:12.689
You get more.
1893
01:37:12.710 --> 01:37:13.130
Yeah.
1894
01:37:13.329 --> 01:37:16.960
When you blatantly distort the facts for an answer like that,
1895
01:37:17.500 --> 01:37:19.479
you have another motive.
1896
01:37:19.979 --> 01:37:24.239
Yes. It goes back to the stupider liar. Yeah. Mondami
1897
01:37:24.460 --> 01:37:26.880
doesn't like cops. He already called them racist. And there's
1898
01:37:26.920 --> 01:37:30.050
going to be less signing up and more doing early retirement.
1899
01:37:30.130 --> 01:37:31.550
And there's going to have more crime. It's got more
1900
01:37:31.569 --> 01:37:34.689
fucked up city. Good fucking luck to you. And by
1901
01:37:34.729 --> 01:37:37.609
the way, why don't you look around, see what's happening
1902
01:37:37.630 --> 01:37:41.050
in San Francisco or any other blue city, Chicago, and
1903
01:37:41.069 --> 01:37:43.770
get your shit together. Because your plan's not working. It
1904
01:37:43.810 --> 01:37:45.220
can't work. It'll never work.
1905
01:37:45.920 --> 01:37:48.779
Check out Skid Row, the 6th Street Bridge, any number
1906
01:37:48.800 --> 01:37:51.220
of places in the Los Angeles area.
1907
01:37:51.239 --> 01:37:55.420
All right. What else you got? Let's go local. L.A.
1908
01:37:55.460 --> 01:37:55.640
Now.
1909
01:37:56.539 --> 01:37:59.840
Former Los Angeles Fire Department chief Kristen Crowley.
1910
01:37:59.880 --> 01:38:00.340
Remember her?
1911
01:38:00.979 --> 01:38:06.060
First woman who... She.
1912
01:38:05.140 --> 01:38:08.359
Filed a lawsuit against the city of Los Angeles, heavily
1913
01:38:08.460 --> 01:38:13.689
criticizing Mayor Karen Bass and her handling of the Palisades fire.
1914
01:38:13.729 --> 01:38:17.489
If I was Kristen Crowley, I'd walk into court and say,
1915
01:38:17.609 --> 01:38:18.770
Exhibit A, Your Honor.
1916
01:38:19.350 --> 01:38:23.750
She hired me. Yeah, that's right. Gavel down, case closed,
1917
01:38:23.810 --> 01:38:27.609
give her $ 3 million. That's right. That's right. We love
1918
01:38:27.770 --> 01:38:31.779
the first woman in whatever position. Listen, I've told you
1919
01:38:31.819 --> 01:38:36.100
guys a million times. We had Tom Bradley. He was
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01:38:36.159 --> 01:38:40.770
the mayor and he was black and he was the
1921
01:38:40.810 --> 01:38:44.729
mayor of Los Angeles a starting like 68 or something.
1922
01:38:45.029 --> 01:38:48.399
We've had a black guy, he was good, and nobody
1923
01:38:48.439 --> 01:38:51.500
said a word and nobody cared. So we don't need
1924
01:38:51.579 --> 01:38:55.659
this thing where we're breaking down these barriers in Los Angeles.
1925
01:38:55.739 --> 01:38:59.119
First woman, first woman of color, first black man. It's
1926
01:38:59.140 --> 01:39:06.250
like we had a guy, Tom Bradley, 68. I mean,
1927
01:39:06.489 --> 01:39:12.449
we are talking about Coming on to 60 years ago,
1928
01:39:12.890 --> 01:39:17.359
we broke it down. And nobody cared. It was fine.
1929
01:39:17.560 --> 01:39:18.300
He did a good job.
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Yeah.
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We'll have to pay her when her lawsuit comes around.
1932
01:39:23.239 --> 01:39:26.359
But yes, Karen Bass is a dope, maybe a communist.
1933
01:39:26.909 --> 01:39:29.520
I don't know. She's not fit to run anything. Why
1934
01:39:29.609 --> 01:39:31.420
should she be? She's never done anything.
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01:39:31.619 --> 01:39:34.279
Well, the lawsuit says that Bass sought to avoid accountability
1936
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by shifting blame and lying, including falsely claiming that she
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was not aware of the nationally anticipated weather event, falsely
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claiming that the LAFD's budget was not cut, and falsely
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claiming that the LAFD resources would have supported an additional
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thousand firefighters to fight the blaze. contradicted by public school,
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by public records, and Bass's own prior statements.
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Yeah, well, the fact that she claimed she didn't have
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access to information, like.
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Rick Caruso had his fire crew. There were deleted text messages,
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deleted voicemails. There is a message. There is Karen Bass
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on tape explaining to one of her subordinates that.
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It will all become clear why I took off.
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It will all become clear.
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Why she took off? Yeah, why she didn't. Yeah. I
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love the chick on chick crime. I love in the cackle.
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I love a chicken fight.
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Yeah, I'm not sure who to root for in this one.
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You have one person fired from a job she wasn't
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qualified for in the first place. And the other one
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elected to a job she wasn't qualified for.
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To be fair to all the DEI hires, we just
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assume you weren't qualified because you're a chick. They're going
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to throw in an allegedly there? No, what I'm saying is,
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here's the scourge. It's not good for you, yes. We
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assume you're unqualified. Here's the scourge of the DEI and
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affirmative action, as we used to call it. By the way,
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affirmative action is the DEI, what ecology is to climate
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change or something. We had different words for it back then,
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but it's the same thing. If you are a young
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black man walking through the quad at Harvard- other people
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will see you and assume that your SAT scores weren't
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as high as the Asian kid who's walking the other direction.
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Or that maybe it's the color of your skin that
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got you there versus other academic achievements. Now, that may
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be true, but it also may not be true.
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True, 100%.
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You may have gotten a perfect 2,000 like Gavin Newsom
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on the– On the SATs. We don't know, but the
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real scourge is we just assume you got pushed to
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the front of the line because of DI. She may
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be unqualified, and I assume– now, not unqualified to be
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an administrator in the fire department or be a fireperson,
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but to be the fire chief of Los Angeles. We
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assume we did that because we're Los Angeles and we
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like the idea of a female.
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Right.
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In that role.
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She didn't get fired from the department, by the way.
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She is now the assistant chief of the Valley Bureau.
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So she works for.
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We have a clip.
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We have a clip of her.
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Period.
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Did the city of Los Angeles fail you and your
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department and our city?
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It's my job to stand up as a chief and
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exactly say.
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Justifiably what the fire department needs to operate to meet
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the demands of the community.
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Did they fail you?
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That is our job, and I tell you, that's why
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I'm here.
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So let's get us what we need so our firefighters
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can do their jobs.
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Did they fail you?
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Yes. Good for her.
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That was pre-fire. Or post. Was that pre-fire or post-fire?
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I think it was post. But she's like, get us
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the firefighters we need or whatever. I know, I know.
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All right, 2020.
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