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be. 40 00:01:33,308 --> 00:01:33,772 >> Ky: Gotta be. 41 00:01:33,804 --> 00:01:33,924 >> Ky: Ye. 42 00:01:33,940 --> 00:01:36,196 >> J Money: Yeah, it was the last mo. 43 00:01:36,316 --> 00:01:39,212 >> Ky: So I was just saying, I was like, how do I work last mokei heons 44 00:01:39,244 --> 00:01:39,556 in here? 45 00:01:39,596 --> 00:01:42,540 >> Ky: Yeah, well, he was. He was the last of the Mohican, so He's in his 60s. 46 00:01:42,588 --> 00:01:44,576 >> J Money: Yeah, looks great. 47 00:01:45,076 --> 00:01:47,684 >> Ky: Those guys areative American white guy. It's weird. 48 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:48,596 >> Ky: Yeah, he looks great. 49 00:01:48,636 --> 00:01:49,100 >> Ky: For. 50 00:01:49,228 --> 00:01:51,636 >> Ky: For a guy who survived the frontier, he looks really 51 00:01:51,676 --> 00:01:52,256 good. 52 00:01:53,716 --> 00:01:56,696 >> Ky: Him and Mel Gibson, you, you know, they both. They both dead. 53 00:01:57,756 --> 00:02:00,604 >> Ky: They are both very deadad. Yeah, 54 00:02:00,700 --> 00:02:03,674 the original patriots, the indigenous people, they were telling us to 55 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:05,126 get off their lawn. Yeah. 56 00:02:06,946 --> 00:02:09,842 >> Ky: That'S fair. That's more real than the movie the Patriot. 57 00:02:09,914 --> 00:02:12,698 None of that was real. That Mel Gibson 58 00:02:12,762 --> 00:02:15,690 fighting for America. Okay, hold on, hold on. 59 00:02:15,818 --> 00:02:16,858 >> Ky: Yeah, he loves America. 60 00:02:16,882 --> 00:02:17,802 >> Ky: I don't think so. 61 00:02:17,954 --> 00:02:20,786 >> Ky: No, he does. He lives America and Jesus so much and 62 00:02:20,826 --> 00:02:23,798 Honestly, the two of them are synonymous for him. So same place. 63 00:02:23,882 --> 00:02:26,782 What can I do for maximum gore? And what can I do for 64 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:29,686 maximum that I get off to people getting hurt? 65 00:02:29,766 --> 00:02:32,606 Oh yeah. The revolution and the fucking Bible. 66 00:02:32,646 --> 00:02:33,466 Let's go. 67 00:02:33,806 --> 00:02:35,686 >> J Money: Yeah. Same event, same canon. 68 00:02:35,846 --> 00:02:36,454 >> Ky: Exactly. 69 00:02:36,550 --> 00:02:38,166 >> Ky: Same event. In his head. Same. 70 00:02:38,286 --> 00:02:40,106 >> Ky: The Bible start. Started America. 71 00:02:40,566 --> 00:02:43,046 >> Ky: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 72 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:44,086 >> J Money: The American Bible. 73 00:02:44,126 --> 00:02:47,014 >> Ky: But director. He's 74 00:02:47,030 --> 00:02:48,586 a great director. Yeah. 75 00:02:50,306 --> 00:02:52,154 Here we are. So here we are. 76 00:02:52,290 --> 00:02:55,074 >> J Money: Anyways, welcome to the 77 00:02:55,090 --> 00:02:56,566 Lesson on people podcast. 78 00:02:57,826 --> 00:02:58,466 >> Ky: Yes. 79 00:02:58,586 --> 00:03:01,402 >> J Money: We're gonna havemm. We're gonna have a very 80 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:04,378 interesting story for you tonight. I don't know why we chose this 81 00:03:04,402 --> 00:03:06,006 topic. It hurts me

dearly. 82 00:03:06,666 --> 00:03:09,530 >> Ky: He loves it. He wants it. He wants it. He needs. 83 00:03:09,618 --> 00:03:12,530 >> J Money: I will give a brief introduction 84 00:03:12,578 --> 00:03:15,322 into our topic and then I will introduce our 85 00:03:15,354 --> 00:03:18,006 host tonight and we'll get the fucking ball rolling. 86 00:03:18,306 --> 00:03:20,954 I'm Jay Money. I'll be one of your o toight. I'm 87 00:03:20,970 --> 00:03:23,826 just Daddy. Thank you, 88 00:03:23,906 --> 00:03:26,846 thank you. I'll be doing our calling tonight. 89 00:03:28,051 --> 00:03:30,820 first up, in our rotation we've got, Shaw. Daddy, 90 00:03:30,892 --> 00:03:31,780 how are you? 91 00:03:31,932 --> 00:03:32,556 >> Ky: Who? 92 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:35,420 >> Ky: I'm doing well, thank you, thank you. It's a great 93 00:03:35,452 --> 00:03:38,405 intro. I feel strong. And what is it? 94 00:03:38,469 --> 00:03:40,749 Sexually virulent. 95 00:03:40,901 --> 00:03:43,803 Virulent. No, vial 96 00:03:45,103 --> 00:03:47,767 vi of those words are real. 97 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:48,843 >> Ky: What happened? 98 00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:52,631 >> Ky: You know, I'm pretty sure there's a word with those. 99 00:03:52,687 --> 00:03:55,415 >> Ky: We're all educators, dude. We can make up words if we 100 00:03:55,439 --> 00:03:58,103 want because we're educational 101 00:03:58,143 --> 00:03:58,927 podcast. 102 00:03:59,095 --> 00:04:01,103 >> Ky: Y this is an educational podcast. 103 00:04:01,223 --> 00:04:04,135 >> Ky: Get it right. Keep it tight. My neck, my 104 00:04:04,159 --> 00:04:07,135 back. So any which ways. I'm very excited to be here and share some 105 00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:09,961 stories with everyone tonight because I know they're going toa be 106 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:12,769 excited about what we got to talk about. 107 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:14,213 Everyone's got one. 108 00:04:15,193 --> 00:04:18,177 >> J Money: My my pussy and m crack. I also said I was 109 00:04:18,185 --> 00:04:21,025 gonn introduce a story I never did. We're just gonna come in with rol call. 110 00:04:21,129 --> 00:04:21,441 >> Ky: Yes. 111 00:04:21,497 --> 00:04:24,329 >> J Money: Be a mystery till the end. Up 112 00:04:24,361 --> 00:04:26,373 next, I think. What a con man. 113 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:30,781 >> J Money: I'll get in there. I'm back on the gator Wine tonight. I know you're 114 00:04:30,797 --> 00:04:31,957 all very pleased about that. 115 00:04:32,045 --> 00:04:32,485 >> J Money: Y. 116 00:04:32,589 --> 00:04:33,233 >> Ky: Yes. 117 00:04:34,053 --> 00:04:36,885 >> J Money: I'm operating at like 110% efficiency right 118 00:04:36,909 --> 00:04:37,261 now. 119 00:04:37,357 --> 00:04:37,993 >> Ky: Yes. 120 00:04:38,413 --> 00:04:40,993 >> Ky: Now for the uneducated, the uninia. 121 00:04:41,363 --> 00:04:42,563 What is Gator Wine? 122 00:04:42,683 --> 00:04:44,931 >> J Money: It's a mix of. I actually got the right flavor this 123 00:04:44,947 --> 00:04:46,283 timekay.

124 00:04:46,403 --> 00:04:46,795 >> Ky: Yeah. 125 00:04:46,859 --> 00:04:49,539 >> J Money: The light blue gator at Glacier Freeze 126 00:04:49,731 --> 00:04:51,851 and then just two red one one to one. 127 00:04:52,027 --> 00:04:52,755 >> Ky: One to one. 128 00:04:52,819 --> 00:04:55,663 >> J Money: One to one saying less and. 129 00:04:57,683 --> 00:05:00,115 >> Ky: Is that what that song was about? Was actually it was about gator 130 00:05:00,139 --> 00:05:00,703 wine. 131 00:05:01,203 --> 00:05:04,051 >> Ky: It was. It was. That song was about G ub40, dude. They 132 00:05:04,067 --> 00:05:05,491 wrote about gator wine constantly. 133 00:05:05,547 --> 00:05:06,663 >> J Money: Way ahead of the time. 134 00:05:07,283 --> 00:05:10,195 >> Ky: That'until they had those hits. Dude. I'm hydrated, but also I'm 135 00:05:10,219 --> 00:05:11,303 dehydrating. 136 00:05:11,863 --> 00:05:13,959 >> Ky: So much to learn about music, you guys. That's. 137 00:05:14,031 --> 00:05:17,031 >> Ky: Yeah'honestly and that's the thing. That's why I keep telling you 138 00:05:17,047 --> 00:05:19,903 to learn the keys of music. Because a lot of it involves wine 139 00:05:19,943 --> 00:05:22,439 and getting hammered. That's very 140 00:05:22,511 --> 00:05:23,123 true. 141 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:26,698 >> J Money: Anyways, Ky Jelly, how are you tonight? 142 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:29,378 >> Ky: I am. I'm gelatinous. I'm just 143 00:05:29,426 --> 00:05:32,010 so at room temperature. 144 00:05:32,122 --> 00:05:35,010 Close to liid. Still kind of a solid. 145 00:05:35,082 --> 00:05:36,514 Just feeling cooling groove. 146 00:05:36,594 --> 00:05:38,066 >> Ky: Just be in between, baby. 147 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:40,866 >> J Money: Live in the. You could at any 148 00:05:40,890 --> 00:05:43,378 moment you could. You could drift into a liquid 149 00:05:43,506 --> 00:05:46,014 or harden up into something kind of just. 150 00:05:47,874 --> 00:05:50,294 >> Ky: He hardens up. Yeah, he hardens up. 151 00:05:51,234 --> 00:05:53,353 >> Ky: Tell me to, hard up quick. 152 00:05:53,401 --> 00:05:55,593 >> Ky: Hard, quick. That dick is made of pure 153 00:05:55,681 --> 00:05:58,269 fucking horse. Hoo. Baby. 154 00:05:58,969 --> 00:05:59,761 Whoa. 155 00:05:59,945 --> 00:06:02,589 >> Ky: That was my. That was my nickname in high school. 156 00:06:03,209 --> 00:06:03,937 >> Ky: Hors. Hors. 157 00:06:04,033 --> 00:06:04,313 >> Ky: He. 158 00:06:04,361 --> 00:06:06,745 >> Ky: That's his horse to out here. Horse 159 00:06:06,897 --> 00:06:07,589 you. 160 00:06:09,159 --> 00:06:12,007 >> Ky: This is a whole new theory on dick nail. You know, if 161 00:06:12,023 --> 00:06:14,784 you're a whole hoof. Oh my God. 162 00:06:15,829 --> 00:06:18,766 >> Ky: horse, being the Texas hors horse hoof guy, he got 163 00:06:18,790 --> 00:06:21,527 kicked out of, Twisters too, unfortunately. Ye. 164 00:06:21,607 --> 00:06:24,588 I really appreciated your cameo and, they cut you completely, man. 165 00:06:24,660

--> 00:06:27,500 >> Ky: Yeah, it was really, really unfair. You know, the thing is though, still had to pay 166 00:06:27,516 --> 00:06:28,068 me, so I made. 167 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:30,868 >> Ky: I made money. They still. Yeah, still. So you made the money. You made the money. 168 00:06:30,940 --> 00:06:32,648 Doesn't matter. They Fuck them. Fuck them. 169 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:33,317 >> Ky: Yeah, that's right. 170 00:06:33,317 --> 00:06:35,825 >> J Money: and our last host tonight, 171 00:06:36,765 --> 00:06:39,661 Big Cat bc. First time on our 172 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:40,465 visual. 173 00:06:41,325 --> 00:06:43,933 >> Ky: Making our debut. Making our visual debut. 174 00:06:43,949 --> 00:06:44,573 >> Ky: Right Sexy. 175 00:06:44,629 --> 00:06:47,573 >> Ky: I'm no longer wearing a beanie. I'm no longer wearing bean. I'm trying to 176 00:06:47,589 --> 00:06:50,477 get our sponsors. Liquid Death. Liquid Death. You 177 00:06:50,501 --> 00:06:52,901 just did so much coke with your friends. You've been up since 178 00:06:52,973 --> 00:06:54,180 6pm Liquid, 179 00:06:54,541 --> 00:06:55,941 >> Ky: Death the day before. 180 00:06:56,053 --> 00:06:57,481 >> Ky: Have you ever died before? 181 00:06:57,613 --> 00:06:58,605 >> Ky: Try drinking. 182 00:06:59,265 --> 00:07:00,125 >> Ky: Drinking 183 00:07:02,145 --> 00:07:05,081 also just like stay hydrated. You know, it's just water. 184 00:07:05,153 --> 00:07:07,273 >> Ky: But don't tell them that. Don't tell them that. 185 00:07:07,329 --> 00:07:10,222 >> Ky: But don't tell them that. I'm trying to still look hardcore, in my 186 00:07:10,254 --> 00:07:11,870 30s and I clearly can't do it anymore. 187 00:07:11,918 --> 00:07:14,870 >> Ky: Yeah, no, you can. That's why you're drinking Liquid Death. It's 188 00:07:14,918 --> 00:07:16,798 proofen the puddingid you. 189 00:07:16,862 --> 00:07:19,773 >> Ky: I'll just continue to try to grab us, some sponsorships 190 00:07:19,869 --> 00:07:21,901 through. Give us a fucking money. 191 00:07:22,053 --> 00:07:24,301 >> J Money: Yeah, I'm the Director of this 192 00:07:24,333 --> 00:07:25,145 podcast. 193 00:07:27,685 --> 00:07:28,541 >> Ky: Yeah, we know that. 194 00:07:28,613 --> 00:07:30,381 >> Ky: Notice by the hatice. By the hat. 195 00:07:30,453 --> 00:07:30,709 >> Ky: Ye. 196 00:07:30,757 --> 00:07:31,117 >> Ky: Yeah. 197 00:07:31,181 --> 00:07:33,305 >> Ky: His chair also has the back of his name. 198 00:07:33,805 --> 00:07:36,261 >> Ky: It does. That is so. And that's how you know he's the most important. 199 00:07:36,333 --> 00:07:39,093 >> J Money: Yeah. I also have David Bowie's crotch 200 00:07:39,229 --> 00:07:39,573 right. 201 00:07:39,629 --> 00:07:42,061 >> Ky: On my m right shirt. 202 00:07:42,213 --> 00:07:42,861 >> Ky: I love it. 203 00:07:42,893 --> 00:07:43,853 >> Ky: It's on the shirt, guys. 204 00:07:43,909 --> 00:07:46,717 >> J Money: Six down in the belly button range. When I. When I really. 205 00:07:46,861 --> 00:07:49,117 >> Ky: It.

It's enormously expl. It's good fit. 206 00:07:49,181 --> 00:07:51,925 >> Ky: It's a good fit. It. Are they giving him a good 207 00:07:51,965 --> 00:07:54,813 fit on his. On his bulge or are 208 00:07:54,829 --> 00:07:57,301 they trying to androgynize him? I want to know what the shirt tells 209 00:07:57,333 --> 00:07:57,905 me. 210 00:07:58,265 --> 00:08:01,137 >> Ky: Well, I think if you describe yourself as not having 211 00:08:01,201 --> 00:08:04,137 any gender, any size of your fucking ball sac is 212 00:08:04,201 --> 00:08:06,005 appropriate. Do you know what I mean? 213 00:08:07,745 --> 00:08:08,273 Sense. 214 00:08:08,369 --> 00:08:09,121 >> J Money: Sense. 215 00:08:09,313 --> 00:08:10,737 >> Ky: It's not balls that make a man. 216 00:08:10,761 --> 00:08:13,689 >> Ky: David Bo Something. David Bowie was free of any gender. Yeah. Yeah. 217 00:08:13,737 --> 00:08:15,937 >> J Money: I can't even come up with an argument against that. 218 00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:16,481 >> Ky: Yeah. 219 00:08:16,513 --> 00:08:16,841 >> Ky: Yeah. 220 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:18,089 >> J Money: Even if I wanted to. 221 00:08:18,257 --> 00:08:21,249 >> J Money: We do have a story tonight. It's 222 00:08:21,297 --> 00:08:24,129 about. It's about. It's about dads 223 00:08:24,257 --> 00:08:26,365 being dads or our dads. 224 00:08:26,805 --> 00:08:28,341 >> Ky: I m. Our dad's beingan dads. 225 00:08:28,413 --> 00:08:31,269 >> J Money: I'm not a dad, but I did have a dad, 226 00:08:31,317 --> 00:08:33,053 I think. But not really though. 227 00:08:33,149 --> 00:08:35,765 >> Ky: I mean you. You kind of had. It was like ghost 228 00:08:35,805 --> 00:08:36,505 daddy. 229 00:08:37,405 --> 00:08:40,373 >> J Money: A ghostady. He was a real person. I mean 230 00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:41,517 he's dead now, so I. 231 00:08:41,541 --> 00:08:44,453 >> Ky: Guess he 232 00:08:44,469 --> 00:08:47,437 was kind of ghostly before and then he was really a ghost after 233 00:08:47,461 --> 00:08:47,861 that. 234 00:08:47,973 --> 00:08:50,955 >> J Money: That is true. That is true. I guess I'll start. 235 00:08:51,345 --> 00:08:54,125 for those of you I buy, I don't have 236 00:08:54,555 --> 00:08:56,791 such a weird, awkward, weird 237 00:08:56,823 --> 00:08:59,721 awkwardkward awkward run at this. I 238 00:08:59,753 --> 00:09:02,729 never knew my dad growing up. It was pretty much just fucking 239 00:09:02,777 --> 00:09:03,885 Cartman's mom. 240 00:09:10,345 --> 00:09:13,233 Yeah, pretty much just Cartn's mom raising me. And 241 00:09:13,249 --> 00:09:16,137 I think it. What I didn't meet. I didn't actually meetat my dad until I 242 00:09:16,161 --> 00:09:18,933 was maybe 243 00:09:19,029 --> 00:09:21,869 in in my 20s, my 244 00:09:21,917 --> 00:09:24,745 early 20s, I think. So 245 00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:27,105 I was like 23 maybe. 246 00:09:27,765 --> 00:09:30,687 And off chance met him, I went 247 00:09:30,751 --> 00:09:33,446 into his his trailer and 248 00:09:34,666 --> 00:09:36,538 >> Ky: Was it a double wide or a single? 249 00:09:36,682 --> 00:09:37,650 >> J Money: No, it was a double wide. 250 00:09:37,698 --> 00:09:40,498 >> J Money: Or was he like a movie star? Was he like in Hollywood? 251 00:09:40,562 --> 00:09:42,046 Like his acting trailer? 252 00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:43,814 >> Ky: Oh yeahah. 253 00:09:43,870 --> 00:09:45,022 >> Ky: That's what, that's what I hear. Yah. 254 00:09:45,054 --> 00:09:46,466 >> J Money: I mean that's where my mind went. 255 00:09:47,046 --> 00:09:49,737 >> Ky: And so when we say trailer, we mean, manufactured housing 256 00:09:49,793 --> 00:09:51,309 communities actually talking. 257 00:09:51,649 --> 00:09:53,049 >> Ky: Yeah. Yeah. 258 00:09:53,169 --> 00:09:54,989 >> J Money: So different kind of movies. 259 00:09:57,089 --> 00:09:59,921 It was a double wide, full double 260 00:09:59,945 --> 00:10:02,825 whiteide so you could see one wall of this 261 00:10:02,857 --> 00:10:05,609 thing and you could see clear 262 00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:07,145 across to the other wall. 263 00:10:07,217 --> 00:10:09,993 >> Ky: To the other side. Yeah. Hey, Those cardboard 264 00:10:10,041 --> 00:10:10,655 walls. 265 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:13,637 >> J Money: Yeah, man. And he had. He had a, He 266 00:10:13,653 --> 00:10:16,301 had a rear. A massive rear 267 00:10:16,405 --> 00:10:19,040 projector. tv. And, 268 00:10:19,072 --> 00:10:21,872 like, this was, like, well 269 00:10:21,968 --> 00:10:24,344 into the age of, like, flat screens, like. 270 00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:25,088 >> Ky: Yeah, yeah. 271 00:10:25,096 --> 00:10:27,216 >> J Money: I mean, where a rear projector would be 272 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:28,244 inappropriate. 273 00:10:31,224 --> 00:10:33,966 So, he had a rear projector. And then 274 00:10:34,070 --> 00:10:36,774 he said something to me upon that first meeting 275 00:10:36,814 --> 00:10:39,374 where he had just saved up 276 00:10:39,454 --> 00:10:42,294 for something, and it was ridiculous. Like, just 277 00:10:42,334 --> 00:10:45,062 saved up for the GameCube or like, whatever. 278 00:10:45,198 --> 00:10:45,678 >> Ky: Hell, yeah. 279 00:10:45,726 --> 00:10:48,294 >> Ky: Like, selling had been out for, like, 20. Yes. Years. 280 00:10:48,334 --> 00:10:50,054 >> J Money: Let'play some fucking MarioArt, bro. 281 00:10:50,134 --> 00:10:50,718 >> Ky: Let's do it. 282 00:10:50,766 --> 00:10:51,374 >> Ky: Yeah. 283 00:10:51,534 --> 00:10:53,670 >> Ky: Y. Dude, this guy knows up. 284 00:10:53,702 --> 00:10:56,526 >> Ky: He didn't know how badly he would have got fucked, though, in Mario K 285 00:10:56,590 --> 00:10:57,310 you, though. 286 00:10:57,462 --> 00:10:59,006 >> Ky: Yeah, I would. Yeah. 287 00:10:59,110 --> 00:11:00,614 >> J Money: I would have fucking slayed that old man. 288 00:11:00,654 --> 00:11:03,582 >> Ky: Like, that's what. Yeah, you would have overtaken him as a man. You would 289 00:11:03,598 --> 00:11:06,018 have overaken him as a man. He can't do that. He can't do that. 290

00:11:06,086 --> 00:11:08,898 >> J Money: You knocked up my teenage mom and made me. And you think you're 291 00:11:08,906 --> 00:11:11,850 gonna fucking smoke me in Mario Kart after being absent for 23 292 00:11:11,882 --> 00:11:12,170 years? 293 00:11:12,242 --> 00:11:13,842 >> Ky: Blue Shel. Blue Shell. Blue Shell. 294 00:11:13,858 --> 00:11:15,938 >> Ky: Bl. Get. Fuck. Get fucked. Get out of here, man. 295 00:11:15,986 --> 00:11:18,890 >> J Money: I'll kill you. Green shells just embarrass you little bitch. Fuck 296 00:11:18,922 --> 00:11:21,694 out of here. Anyway, 297 00:11:21,899 --> 00:11:24,658 yeah, that was a weird interaction. And I remember walking 298 00:11:24,706 --> 00:11:26,574 away from it thinking, 299 00:11:27,714 --> 00:11:30,346 I hope that this person is not actually my 300 00:11:30,370 --> 00:11:33,192 father. And I think he did. He gave me something, a 301 00:11:33,208 --> 00:11:35,844 memento when I left that day. 302 00:11:36,784 --> 00:11:37,288 That. 303 00:11:37,376 --> 00:11:39,784 >> Ky: Do I know this one? Was it the ninja 304 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:40,404 sword? 305 00:11:40,904 --> 00:11:42,604 >> J Money: It was. It was. Yeah, it was, 306 00:11:43,664 --> 00:11:44,404 yes. 307 00:11:44,864 --> 00:11:47,804 Soow this upon. 308 00:11:49,199 --> 00:11:50,680 Ah, the only thing. 309 00:11:50,712 --> 00:11:53,536 >> Ky: But that's also. That's also how you knew you were Japanese as 310 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:55,008 well in the. 311 00:11:55,176 --> 00:11:55,960 >> Ky: It's true. 312 00:11:56,072 --> 00:11:56,824 >> J Money: That is true. I gu. 313 00:11:56,864 --> 00:11:58,150 >> J Money: You are the last samurai. 314 00:11:58,312 --> 00:11:58,650 >> J Money: Yeah. 315 00:11:58,682 --> 00:12:01,418 >> Ky: You are the last samurai, dude. It's just you and it's you and Tim Cruise, 316 00:12:01,466 --> 00:12:04,306 bro. Just surv. Timmy. Timmy 317 00:12:04,330 --> 00:12:04,770 Cruz. 318 00:12:04,882 --> 00:12:07,730 >> J Money: How do I explain him and the way he looked a little 319 00:12:07,762 --> 00:12:09,986 bit like Ron Jeremy and. 320 00:12:10,050 --> 00:12:12,930 >> Ky: Okay, is it Ron Jeremy or is it also. Is it also 321 00:12:12,962 --> 00:12:15,334 Ace Freely? Does he look a little bit like Ace Freely? 322 00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:19,834 >> J Money: I don't know. I can't picture Ace Freely now. Like. 323 00:12:19,914 --> 00:12:22,850 >> Ky: All right, okay. All right, forget that. We'll scratch 324 00:12:22,882 --> 00:12:24,690 that. That's in'it's not scratch. 325 00:12:24,722 --> 00:12:27,178 >> J Money: You're Fuck. That's on camera, dude. We're not going anywhere. 326 00:12:27,266 --> 00:12:28,414 >> Ky: I'CALL back. 327 00:12:30,824 --> 00:12:32,312 >> J Money: I direct this podcast. 328 00:12:32,408 --> 00:12:34,804 >> Ky: Anyway, what he wants goes. 329 00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:38,524 >> J Money: He gave me. He gave me a ninja sword. And, 330 00:12:39,044 --> 00:12:41,860 it was awful. It was like, you know, flimsy. 331 00:12:41,932 --> 00:12:44,548 Of course, not from Japan, which was fucking lame. 332 00:12:44,636 --> 00:12:47,572 But yeah, it was the head of it. 333 00:12:47,588 --> 00:12:50,356 It was made, the. The handle was made out of, 334 00:12:50,420 --> 00:12:53,188 like, bones. Like people 335 00:12:53,316 --> 00:12:56,194 bones and like the. 336 00:12:56,854 --> 00:12:58,670 What's the bottom of a sword called? 337 00:12:58,742 --> 00:12:59,534 >> Ky: The pommel. 338 00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:00,894 >> J Money: The. The pommel. 339 00:13:00,934 --> 00:13:01,222 >> Ky: Thank you. 340 00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:03,998 >> J Money: Yeah, it's exactly. So the pommel was a 341 00:13:04,046 --> 00:13:07,006 skull, but like, of course, like, way too small 342 00:13:07,030 --> 00:13:08,470 to be an actual human. Yeah. 343 00:13:08,502 --> 00:13:09,982 >> Ky: So it's just all plastic. 344 00:13:10,118 --> 00:13:12,318 >> J Money: Also not a plastic. Yeah, so getting really 345 00:13:12,406 --> 00:13:13,154 stupid. 346 00:13:13,694 --> 00:13:16,497 >> Ky: he was. He was real life, he was a real life demon slayer. 347 00:13:16,601 --> 00:13:19,417 >> Ky: He was a. He was a samurai, you know. Justin, do you 348 00:13:19,441 --> 00:13:21,925 remember what you did with that sword? 349 00:13:23,325 --> 00:13:26,317 >> J Money: I get no fucking idea, I can tell you. Do you 350 00:13:26,341 --> 00:13:27,065 have that? 351 00:13:27,505 --> 00:13:30,393 >> Ky: I did. So you got that 352 00:13:30,449 --> 00:13:33,297 right before I moved to San Francisco and you 353 00:13:33,321 --> 00:13:36,057 had to go back out of the country. You gave it to 354 00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:38,365 me. I took it to San Francisco. 355 00:13:38,945 --> 00:13:41,929 One of the fucking ridiculous idiots that I lived with 356 00:13:41,937 --> 00:13:44,889 in San Francisco tipped it from where it was on my wall. 357 00:13:44,977 --> 00:13:47,897 Yes. I put it on my wall as if it was something worth 358 00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:50,731 remembering and recognizing. It broke the pomm. 359 00:13:50,843 --> 00:13:52,795 >> Ky: Fucking sick. I would. I would do the wall. 360 00:13:52,835 --> 00:13:55,812 >> Ky: Yeah, I tried to fix it. it didn't really work. And then somewhere, when 361 00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:58,560 leaving San Francisco, it has been lost to the wins. 362 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,280 But know that you hated that. 363 00:14:02,060 --> 00:14:02,800 >> Ky: Gone. 364 00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:06,076 >> Ky: I had heard that. I had heard the J Money side. I didn't know the. The 365 00:14:06,108 --> 00:14:07,500 San Francisco connectioneah. 366 00:14:07,540 --> 00:14:10,188 >> J Money: Actually, I had no idea that that sort had made it out to San 367 00:14:10,204 --> 00:14:10,692 Francisco. 368 00:14:10,756 --> 00:14:11,204 >> Ky: Maybe. 369 00:14:11,292 --> 00:14:11,548 >> Ky: Maybe. 370 00:14:11,564 --> 00:14:13,996 >> J Money: I briefly remember you showing it. Did you show it? 371

00:14:14,068 --> 00:14:16,844 >> Ky: You visited? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You came and visited and I was like, you. 372 00:14:16,932 --> 00:14:19,680 You remember this? And you're like, oh, God. 373 00:14:20,070 --> 00:14:21,734 Why. Why do you have it? 374 00:14:21,742 --> 00:14:22,570 >> J Money: I'm like you. 375 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,170 >> Ky: My familial sword. 376 00:14:29,070 --> 00:14:30,926 >> J Money: My ancestal sword. 377 00:14:30,998 --> 00:14:33,902 >> Ky: It's got your family crest on it. Do justice to 378 00:14:33,926 --> 00:14:34,470 the sword. 379 00:14:34,550 --> 00:14:37,286 >> Ky: It just says dick slayer down the blade or something like 380 00:14:37,318 --> 00:14:37,890 that. 381 00:14:39,865 --> 00:14:41,400 >> Ky: he cutting off penises or. 382 00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:43,292 >> Ky: We don't know. We don't know. 383 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:43,676 >> Ky: Well, that's. 384 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:44,172 >> Ky: We don't know. 385 00:14:44,236 --> 00:14:46,972 >> Ky: That's. To J Money's heritage, you have to cut off 386 00:14:47,076 --> 00:14:49,844 the penis if you've been dishonorable. 387 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:52,836 >> Ky: So is that why you're not circumcised? Justinu if your family, they 388 00:14:52,868 --> 00:14:54,340 just take the whole dick? They don't just do the. 389 00:14:54,380 --> 00:14:56,880 >> Ky: They would take the whole dick because all of them have been 390 00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:57,804 dishonored. 391 00:14:57,852 --> 00:14:58,428 >> J Money: That's true. 392 00:14:58,524 --> 00:15:01,180 >> Ky: That's better to be uncircumcised than 393 00:15:01,260 --> 00:15:04,252 non dicked. Okay, I think he got the right end 394 00:15:04,276 --> 00:15:05,240 of that deal. 395 00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:08,440 >> J Money: I lose no honor by having 396 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:12,040 foreskin. I lose zero hon by having 397 00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:13,156 j J. 398 00:15:13,188 --> 00:15:14,764 >> Ky: Money's the most honorable in his village. 399 00:15:14,812 --> 00:15:16,600 >> J Money: If anything, it holds the honor 400 00:15:17,690 --> 00:15:19,470 po it contains. 401 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:23,030 >> J Money: I tie it off and it fills with honor. 402 00:15:25,170 --> 00:15:26,510 >> Ky: So uncomfortable. 403 00:15:27,330 --> 00:15:29,578 >> J Money: It feels great. Dude, don't knock it until you try it. 404 00:15:29,674 --> 00:15:30,590 >> Ky: I don't know. 405 00:15:31,410 --> 00:15:33,914 >> J Money: Thank you, Connor. Thank you, Connor. My uncut 406 00:15:33,962 --> 00:15:36,098 brother. Thank you, dude. Thank you. 407 00:15:36,154 --> 00:15:37,362 >> J Money: You and me, we'this together. 408 00:15:37,466 --> 00:15:38,954 >> J Money: Yeah, man. All these fucking cut. 409 00:15:39,002 --> 00:15:40,350 >> Ky: Humiliated fuck 410 00:15:41,730 --> 00:15:44,218 shop shop dick motherfuckers 411 00:15:44,394 --> 00:15:47,082 taken from me before I knew I had control over it. 412 00:15:47,266 --> 00:15:47,754 >> Ky: Exactly. 413

00:15:47,802 --> 00:15:49,230 >> J Money: Sor that happened. You Ryan? 414 00:15:50,130 --> 00:15:53,010 >> Ky: Assassination of my penis. Yeah, the foreskin on my penis. 415 00:15:53,090 --> 00:15:54,990 >> Ky: The other two of us have no comment. 416 00:15:55,410 --> 00:15:55,818 >> Ky: We. 417 00:15:55,874 --> 00:15:57,930 >> J Money: We do have to move on with a story. 418 00:15:57,975 --> 00:16:00,948 who's next? Sean, are you there? Are you up next with 419 00:16:01,084 --> 00:16:03,532 this? Your dad? Yeah. Yeah. 420 00:16:03,716 --> 00:16:06,642 >> Ky: So, I thought. I thought I would keep it 421 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:09,602 light, but in the end I realize I can't ever really make it 422 00:16:09,626 --> 00:16:12,418 heavy. My. My dad is a rather stoic man 423 00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,583 and, not quick to temper. 424 00:16:16,013 --> 00:16:18,645 I think you could definitely say he's like a lot of people. You know, 425 00:16:18,669 --> 00:16:21,421 you. You drive 30 minutes away and you forgot the 426 00:16:21,437 --> 00:16:24,421 keys to a building you had to go in. He curses a lot, but 427 00:16:24,437 --> 00:16:27,309 that's like anyone, right? So I figured that I would lay 428 00:16:27,341 --> 00:16:30,021 down on the idea that my dad was a very 429 00:16:30,077 --> 00:16:32,661 calm tempered man and 430 00:16:32,757 --> 00:16:35,453 I my brother first, but I 431 00:16:35,533 --> 00:16:38,381 also pushed his patience to 432 00:16:38,437 --> 00:16:41,240 many limits. And I wanted to tell you guys about the 433 00:16:41,264 --> 00:16:43,628 best time that I did that. So 434 00:16:44,168 --> 00:16:46,800 to take you back a good. A good age, a good 435 00:16:46,864 --> 00:16:48,992 spell, I would say this was like 1997, 436 00:16:49,168 --> 00:16:51,228 1998. I was like 12 or 13 437 00:16:51,528 --> 00:16:54,424 allgh. I'm in the backyard. As 438 00:16:54,456 --> 00:16:57,040 you guys would all know, my house is rather long 439 00:16:57,184 --> 00:17:00,056 and single storied. So if you're in the backyard by 440 00:17:00,072 --> 00:17:02,904 the back door, you have a whole fucking yard before you can 441 00:17:02,936 --> 00:17:05,760 even see, like the front yard in the. And the cars that are 442 00:17:05,784 --> 00:17:08,781 parked there. My parents had both their cars parked up front. I'm 443 00:17:08,789 --> 00:17:11,781 in the backyard fucking around with a golf ball and 444 00:17:11,829 --> 00:17:14,729 you know, a driver thinking, I'm going to get 445 00:17:14,753 --> 00:17:17,077 cool with my dad. I'm going to learn how to golf. 446 00:17:18,057 --> 00:17:20,833 As soon as he sees me out there, he's like, stop 447 00:17:20,905 --> 00:17:23,649 pointing yourself towards the front yard. You're going to 448 00:17:23,673 --> 00:17:26,593 fucking hit one of the cars. I'm like no I'm not. 449 00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:29,305 I'm not even that strong. I don't even know how to hit the ball. 450 00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:32,393 Literally not even five minutes later, I finally 451 00:17:32,425 --> 00:17:35,326 get a good thwack. And my dad just happened to 452 00:17:35,342 --> 00:17:38,206 be right out there about to start the grill. He hears the 453 00:17:38,222 --> 00:17:41,046 thwack. Both of us turn our heads and look up and crane 454 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:43,578 to watch the ball slide into the sky. 455 00:17:44,078 --> 00:17:46,990 And then you hear this K thump. We look 456 00:17:47,014 --> 00:17:49,894 at each other and I start running up front to see what the fuck 457 00:17:49,926 --> 00:17:52,750 I hit. Realizing he's right behind me. Running right 458 00:17:52,814 --> 00:17:55,686 behind meump D dump dump dump D dump dump through the yard. 459 00:17:55,822 --> 00:17:58,478 I like dip into the front like walkway that goes 460 00:17:58,518 --> 00:18:01,113 out and you see right in the middle of their 461 00:18:02,073 --> 00:18:04,618 Mercury Mountaineer passenger door. 462 00:18:04,658 --> 00:18:06,898 >> J Money: Not the Mountaineer driver side 463 00:18:06,978 --> 00:18:07,746 passenger. 464 00:18:07,882 --> 00:18:10,714 >> Ky: Right in the middle. Fucking golfball dent with the 465 00:18:10,746 --> 00:18:13,618 divots. The gots somehow made it into the dent 466 00:18:13,658 --> 00:18:16,634 in the door. That's how hard I hit it. Being inexperienced 467 00:18:16,666 --> 00:18:19,186 and incapable of controlling myself as a golf. 468 00:18:19,322 --> 00:18:21,370 >> Ky: That's a good hit, dude. That's a good hit. 469 00:18:21,474 --> 00:18:22,162 >> Ky: Hey, that's. 470 00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:25,170 >> Ky: I still to this day feel like that might have been my best hit. But you know what 471 00:18:25,194 --> 00:18:28,123 hit was better than that? literally as I came 472 00:18:28,171 --> 00:18:31,115 around to see the door, I stop dead, 473 00:18:31,267 --> 00:18:34,139 my eyes go wide. I'm taking in that I 474 00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:37,011 did exactly what he told me not to do. And 475 00:18:37,035 --> 00:18:39,963 little do I understand that behind me is a du du du 476 00:18:40,131 --> 00:18:42,843 stop du d And he like soccer 477 00:18:42,891 --> 00:18:45,763 punk kicks me right in my ass. Just like list me 478 00:18:45,811 --> 00:18:48,675 off. Like he 479 00:18:48,707 --> 00:18:51,563 took the bararest second to see that I did exactly 480 00:18:51,611 --> 00:18:54,611 what he told me to not do or be paying attention to 481 00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:56,807 what I am doing. And he was like this 482 00:18:56,863 --> 00:18:59,775 motherfucker did exact and just literally lifted 483 00:18:59,807 --> 00:19:02,703 me off of my 12 year old feet. Just like Charlie 484 00:19:02,751 --> 00:19:05,687 Brown. Missing the kick but finally getting it. And this time me being 485 00:19:05,703 --> 00:19:07,119 the one finally making contact. 486 00:19:07,199 --> 00:19:10,063 >> Ky: Ohesd I 487 00:19:10,111 --> 00:19:10,351 pushed. 488 00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:12,815 >> J Money: His was a happy

ending to the story. 489 00:19:12,967 --> 00:19:13,939 >> Ky: Was there. 490 00:19:14,639 --> 00:19:17,607 >> Ky: God, it went right into my asshole like it was, it 491 00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:20,527 was. It skipped the cheeks completely. Dude, it went right into 492 00:19:20,543 --> 00:19:21,631 the fucking cherry zone. 493 00:19:21,695 --> 00:19:24,473 >> Ky: That's why you have no ass. Your dad kicked it in when you were 494 00:19:24,521 --> 00:19:25,109 12. 495 00:19:25,649 --> 00:19:27,361 >> Ky: Okay, this is a deformity. 496 00:19:27,505 --> 00:19:28,921 >> Ky: Then what did he do as a. 497 00:19:28,945 --> 00:19:30,345 >> Ky: Kid to caus it to him? 498 00:19:30,457 --> 00:19:33,029 >> Ky: All right, he also has no ass. 499 00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:35,789 >> Ky: He gott act your 500 00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:36,639 >> Ky: That's right. 501 00:19:36,719 --> 00:19:38,259 >> Ky: That's gener trau. 502 00:19:38,639 --> 00:19:41,551 >> Ky: That just lets you know it's tearing down in the blood line. 503 00:19:41,735 --> 00:19:44,175 Well, so here's the thing dad. My dad was 504 00:19:44,207 --> 00:19:47,167 adopted. So I'd like to believe that my grandpa did have 505 00:19:47,183 --> 00:19:50,127 an ass. Obviously didn't get to pass it down. My dad was 506 00:19:50,143 --> 00:19:53,035 adopted. So what my dad took passed 507 00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:55,851 on to me. It was a bloodline of, 508 00:19:55,955 --> 00:19:58,875 you didn't learn your fucking lesson as a kid. Let me kick your ass 509 00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:01,851 real hard. Ass falls off. And then he carried that on to me. 510 00:20:01,955 --> 00:20:04,939 >> J Money: It'kind of a magical nature versus nurture. It's a classic 511 00:20:04,979 --> 00:20:05,419 question. 512 00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:06,239 >> Ky: Yeah. 513 00:20:07,219 --> 00:20:10,199 >> Ky: Who do you trust? Which one? You know, 514 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:15,796 that about sums that up. at anytime that my dad has lost 515 00:20:15,876 --> 00:20:18,801 control, it's because I put. Pushed him over the edge, 516 00:20:19,146 --> 00:20:21,926 knowingly or unknowingly. So. 517 00:20:24,226 --> 00:20:27,210 But just to say I got toa throw this out. He was also the man to tell me, 518 00:20:27,298 --> 00:20:30,242 the cops are not your friend. So you take that, 519 00:20:30,201 --> 00:20:31,424 up in grab. 520 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,288 >> J Money: Fucking truth right there. 521 00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:34,676 >> Ky: That is the truth. 522 00:20:35,336 --> 00:20:38,048 >> Ky: Had to throw that little dangler out there and just. Just so everyone 523 00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:38,756 knows. 524 00:20:40,071 --> 00:20:42,641 >> J Money: so after Shaw, I get confused. is it. 525 00:20:42,721 --> 00:20:43,281 >> Ky: I think it. 526 00:20:43,361 --> 00:20:44,901 >> J Money: Why is it me? 527 00:20:45,201 --> 00:20:46,321 >> J Money: It's uky. 528 00:20:46,481 --> 00:20:47,041 >> Ky: Okay. 529 00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:48,181 >> Ky: Yeah. Yeah. 530

00:20:48,296 --> 00:20:51,254 >> Ky: yeah. So I'll go next. I you know, had a dad, 531 00:20:51,310 --> 00:20:54,246 so there's that noting. 532 00:20:54,326 --> 00:20:57,214 >> J Money: Right. I don't know why that has to 533 00:20:57,230 --> 00:20:58,958 be your first thing out of fucking. 534 00:20:59,142 --> 00:21:00,614 >> Ky: It's a great Jane's Addiction song. 535 00:21:00,670 --> 00:21:02,586 >> Ky: That's a dig right there. 536 00:21:03,606 --> 00:21:06,340 >> Ky: I also know that reference. yeah, 537 00:21:06,388 --> 00:21:06,976 sure. 538 00:21:07,356 --> 00:21:08,644 >> Ky: Ye great 539 00:21:08,780 --> 00:21:11,724 sureep. 540 00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:13,136 Until her addiction. 541 00:21:16,396 --> 00:21:19,183 >> Ky: So, I have. I have two super, super quickh. 542 00:21:19,133 --> 00:21:21,973 little kind of anecdotes about my father, who is a 543 00:21:21,997 --> 00:21:24,180 ginger and a rabid 544 00:21:24,236 --> 00:21:27,108 pothead for a very long time. So he's 545 00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:30,012 got, you know, he wasn't like. I'm glad he 546 00:21:30,052 --> 00:21:32,836 chose to abuse marijuana and not alcohol because. 547 00:21:32,884 --> 00:21:33,844 >> J Money: And not you. 548 00:21:33,988 --> 00:21:36,754 >> Ky: No. Yeah, my 549 00:21:36,778 --> 00:21:39,674 d. He was a pretty good sex guy back in the day. And that would have been 550 00:21:39,698 --> 00:21:42,338 rough, man. 551 00:21:42,410 --> 00:21:45,386 >> J Money: Getting Jack the job by your dad. Big old ginger fist 552 00:21:45,434 --> 00:21:46,386 right in the mouth. 553 00:21:46,554 --> 00:21:49,288 >> Ky: Exactly. so my dad is. 554 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,975 All in all, he's a, pretty quiet guy. 555 00:21:52,071 --> 00:21:54,863 Usually kind of is in the background. My mom is a lot more like 556 00:21:54,895 --> 00:21:57,847 me, whatever. So he was pretty 557 00:21:57,887 --> 00:22:00,815 quiet, but usually pretty helpful. And one of the stories I 558 00:22:00,831 --> 00:22:03,639 think of all the time, and I laugh, is that we went to somewhere like a 559 00:22:03,663 --> 00:22:06,543 Sam's Club or a Costco. We're in this pickup truck 560 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:09,255 and we're going to get. They got like a big one of those big 561 00:22:09,351 --> 00:22:12,284 oversized canopies for like a wedding. it was 562 00:22:12,308 --> 00:22:15,076 just like really big one of those big white ones. Fucking cheapo crap. 563 00:22:15,124 --> 00:22:17,884 Anyway, but it was really heavy, and it was a really big box. 564 00:22:18,068 --> 00:22:20,964 So one of the guys in the smocks helped us load it into the back of the 565 00:22:20,988 --> 00:22:23,964 truck. And my dad didn't have the straps with him 566 00:22:23,988 --> 00:22:26,740 or whatever, so he was justn toa l 567 00:22:26,916 --> 00:22:29,668 lift the box up and put the tailgate up because it was longer than the truck 568 00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:32,544 bed to keep it in there. So it's 569 00:22:32,568 --> 00:22:35,480 heavy. I was, like, moving the 570 00:22:35,496 --> 00:22:38,464 truck or something was coming back, and my mom was gonna lift the tailgate while he 571 00:22:38,488 --> 00:22:41,304 lifted it up. Well, as you can imagine, your thighs 572 00:22:41,328 --> 00:22:44,216 are against the tailgate leaning, and you're holding the 573 00:22:44,264 --> 00:22:46,984 super heavy thing. My mom lifts the tailgate 574 00:22:47,088 --> 00:22:49,492 and racks him in his ball sack 575 00:22:50,432 --> 00:22:52,852 as hard as you can believe. 576 00:22:53,912 --> 00:22:56,532 And we are in the very store. 577 00:22:56,872 --> 00:22:59,436 It is like a Sunday afternoon, 578 00:22:59,624 --> 00:23:02,500 and basically. So she listed up 579 00:23:02,516 --> 00:23:04,952 once, and he goes. He 580 00:23:05,532 --> 00:23:08,148 say anything made a noise, and then she goes, 581 00:23:08,260 --> 00:23:10,592 whoa, bo boom. Why isn't it going? 582 00:23:12,572 --> 00:23:14,392 >> Ky: She did it multiple times. 583 00:23:14,657 --> 00:23:15,185 >> Ky: o. 584 00:23:15,281 --> 00:23:16,677 >> Ky: He whacked him up. 585 00:23:17,337 --> 00:23:20,209 >> Ky: She f killed him. And so the worst part 586 00:23:20,233 --> 00:23:23,145 is when she did it the additional times he was trying 587 00:23:23,201 --> 00:23:25,859 to get it out. ##ick, get in the 588 00:23:25,883 --> 00:23:28,803 nuts. And so he finally just screames at the top 589 00:23:28,835 --> 00:23:31,687 of this lun, you're caught on my cock 590 00:23:35,067 --> 00:23:37,707 scre he screamed. I mean, 591 00:23:37,747 --> 00:23:40,047 he fucking screamed it. 592 00:23:41,987 --> 00:23:44,963 >> Ky: That is in dedication to the swollen 593 00:23:45,035 --> 00:23:45,859 daddy dick. 594 00:23:45,923 --> 00:23:48,747 All right. He probably stayed swollen 595 00:23:48,827 --> 00:23:50,843 after that if he wasn't before. I don't know. 596 00:23:50,915 --> 00:23:51,907 >> Ky: Oh, my God. 597 00:23:52,027 --> 00:23:53,071 >> Ky: My God. 598 00:23:53,259 --> 00:23:56,255 >> J Money: Maybe it's because I. Maybe it's because I know these people so well that I 599 00:23:56,271 --> 00:23:58,147 can imagine your mom, who's like, 600 00:23:59,287 --> 00:24:00,927 she got some power behind her. 601 00:24:01,047 --> 00:24:01,747 >> Ky: Yeah. 602 00:24:03,647 --> 00:24:06,407 >> J Money: Really, really heaping it into your old man's 603 00:24:06,447 --> 00:24:07,107 nuts. 604 00:24:08,167 --> 00:24:10,943 >> Ky: She knew it was heavy, so she was trying to, like, go fast 605 00:24:11,055 --> 00:24:13,975 so he could set it down. She wases whack, whack, whack. 606 00:24:14,151 --> 00:24:15,907 You're caugh on my car. 607 00:24:17,007 --> 00:24:19,725 Like a pirate shouted it my 608 00:24:19,821 --> 00:24:22,177 your neighborhoods dud. 609 00:24:22,677 --> 00:24:25,650 Oh, man. Which is so unlike my dad. He would never. Something 610 00:24:25,666 --> 00:24:28,450 like. I know he would not want the attention for 611

00:24:28,466 --> 00:24:30,122 it. He really would not. 612 00:24:30,282 --> 00:24:32,866 >> J Money: That would never come out of his mouth in a fucking, like, 613 00:24:32,954 --> 00:24:34,062 regular situation. 614 00:24:34,482 --> 00:24:34,907 >> Ky: Yeah. 615 00:24:34,907 --> 00:24:36,251 >> J Money: not even as a joke. 616 00:24:36,419 --> 00:24:37,127 >> Ky: No. 617 00:24:39,267 --> 00:24:41,643 >> Ky: That was. That was the worst circumstance 618 00:24:41,755 --> 00:24:44,587 possible. These are things we all should learn and hear 619 00:24:44,627 --> 00:24:47,627 about so we know what to look for if we ever find ourselves 620 00:24:47,667 --> 00:24:50,527 in a similar situation. We just want to protect our cock. 621 00:24:51,187 --> 00:24:51,731 >> Ky: That's right. 622 00:24:51,779 --> 00:24:54,403 >> Ky: Similar situation being a dad. Yeah. 623 00:24:54,435 --> 00:24:55,923 Wherever a dad, you got to protect. 624 00:24:55,955 --> 00:24:58,923 >> Ky: That co be a husband or a father. And you 625 00:24:58,955 --> 00:25:00,211 really Got to watch out. 626 00:25:00,339 --> 00:25:03,251 >> Ky: You got to start looking out. You got to look out for your assets. And it's a 627 00:25:03,259 --> 00:25:03,875 lot of the cock. 628 00:25:03,931 --> 00:25:04,211 >> Ky: It's. 629 00:25:04,259 --> 00:25:05,507 >> Ky: That's really what you're looking. 630 00:25:05,667 --> 00:25:06,227 >> Ky: Dick. 631 00:25:06,347 --> 00:25:07,515 >> Ky: Yeah, they's chiefly dick. 632 00:25:07,571 --> 00:25:10,507 >> J Money: They dangle. They dangle a lot further down south, you know 633 00:25:10,507 --> 00:25:11,091 what I mean? 634 00:25:11,179 --> 00:25:12,139 >> Ky: Yeah, they start. 635 00:25:12,203 --> 00:25:12,253 >> Ky: Yeah. 636 00:25:12,532 --> 00:25:14,580 >> Ky: so you got to be real careful, you know? 637 00:25:14,604 --> 00:25:15,092 >> Ky: Yeah. 638 00:25:15,220 --> 00:25:18,124 >> J Money: Talk about their boobs, but they don't ever talk about a dude's fucking 639 00:25:18,156 --> 00:25:20,740 ball sack. They really hang. They don't really. 640 00:25:20,764 --> 00:25:20,996 >> Ky: Ha. 641 00:25:21,052 --> 00:25:23,764 >> Ky: They get hangier, more pendulous as you age. 642 00:25:23,836 --> 00:25:25,008 >> Ky: Yeah, yeah. 643 00:25:25,468 --> 00:25:28,380 >> Ky: Father Time, am I right? He's catching 644 00:25:28,404 --> 00:25:29,124 up with you. 645 00:25:29,196 --> 00:25:30,548 >> J Money: He's daddy, do us all. 646 00:25:30,668 --> 00:25:31,132 >> Ky: That's right. 647 00:25:31,180 --> 00:25:33,868 >> Ky: He's, you know, just a giant pendulum with 648 00:25:33,908 --> 00:25:36,268 Father Time. Look at these balls. Because he's 649 00:25:36,308 --> 00:25:39,164 theinal man at the Y showing his fucking. His 650 00:25:39,196 --> 00:25:41,488 pendulum dick just swinging back and forth. 651 00:25:42,158 --> 00:25:44,973 >> J Money: Ky, thank you for sharing about your father's, 652 00:25:44,973 --> 00:25:46,618 ah, nightmari situation. 653 00:25:50,238 --> 00:25:51,174 >> Ky: All right. 654 00:25:51,366 --> 00:25:53,174 >> J Money: Con baby, are you. 655 00:25:53,366 --> 00:25:56,359 >> J Money: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like I have a lot of stories 656 00:25:56,471 --> 00:25:59,339 that's, with my father. 657 00:25:59,491 --> 00:26:02,435 It's a trade off of being tough as nails 658 00:26:02,459 --> 00:26:05,307 on one side and a lack of emotional 659 00:26:05,395 --> 00:26:08,235 intelligence on the other. And it's just like one of them is just 660 00:26:08,259 --> 00:26:09,523 making up for the other. 661 00:26:09,683 --> 00:26:10,423 >> Ky: Yeah. 662 00:26:12,473 --> 00:26:15,469 >> J Money: and I, like, I didn't 663 00:26:15,501 --> 00:26:18,381 have a story to talk about tonight, but, like, that kind 664 00:26:18,397 --> 00:26:21,274 of sums him up pretty well. and 665 00:26:21,306 --> 00:26:24,074 what came to mind was the time that I broke my 666 00:26:24,106 --> 00:26:26,650 nose playing football with you guys in the 667 00:26:26,674 --> 00:26:27,238 park. 668 00:26:27,698 --> 00:26:28,443 >> Ky: Yeah. 669 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:32,116 >> J Money: just like, you know, we were what, 18, 19, 670 00:26:32,252 --> 00:26:35,060 running around a park, just playing football, playing tackle 671 00:26:35,124 --> 00:26:37,768 football. I ran into the back of some kids head, 672 00:26:38,108 --> 00:26:41,104 broke my fucking nose. You guys didn't tell me 673 00:26:41,136 --> 00:26:44,104 about it. And you're like, no, no, you're fine. Just, just keep 674 00:26:44,136 --> 00:26:46,416 playing. Just keep playing football. You'll be fine. 675 00:26:46,472 --> 00:26:49,456 >> Ky: Looked like just. It was a very minor break. It was still a break. It 676 00:26:49,472 --> 00:26:52,448 was a hard hit, but it wasn't like his nose was sideways. It was just like a little bump. 677 00:26:52,488 --> 00:26:52,792 We were. 678 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,776 >> J Money: Yeah, like put some fucking tissue in 679 00:26:55,792 --> 00:26:56,488 there. You'll be fine. 680 00:26:56,528 --> 00:26:57,304 >> Ky: Ye just. 681 00:26:57,336 --> 00:26:59,696 >> J Money: You'll play quarterback from now on. Just don't get tackled. 682 00:26:59,832 --> 00:27:02,096 >> Ky: It's football, you pussy. Come on. 683 00:27:02,272 --> 00:27:03,152 >> Ky: Yeah. Yah. 684 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,896 >> J Money: That was kind of k y'opinions on noses. 685 00:27:05,992 --> 00:27:07,308 Ky has no. 686 00:27:07,948 --> 00:27:10,860 >> Ky: Yeah, classically known as a, 687 00:27:10,924 --> 00:27:13,796 as a Roman nose, cuz it's Roman all 688 00:27:13,852 --> 00:27:15,008 over his face. 689 00:27:15,908 --> 00:27:18,748 >> Ky: I can smell. I can smell the other side of the earth. 690 00:27:18,788 --> 00:27:20,208 You wouldn't believe what they're. 691 00:27:22,028 --> 00:27:24,428 >> J Money: I can fucking See it? I see it. 692 00:27:24,508 --> 00:27:26,748 >> Ky: Yeah. Just can see with this fucking peripherals. 693 00:27:26,868 -->

00:27:28,928 >> J Money: But anyways, I definitely broke my nose. 694 00:27:29,228 --> 00:27:29,652 >> Ky: Yeah. 695 00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:30,044 >> Ky: Oh, yeah. 696 00:27:30,076 --> 00:27:32,636 >> J Money: And then it was like, I think I saw my dad later that 697 00:27:32,652 --> 00:27:35,646 night. Didn't say anything to me. Just like 698 00:27:35,662 --> 00:27:38,590 we had dinner. Just like nothing. Didn't even 699 00:27:38,614 --> 00:27:41,574 acknowledge it. And it wasn't until like two days later, it was 700 00:27:41,606 --> 00:27:44,566 your mom Ky that was like, no, your nose is broken. 701 00:27:44,702 --> 00:27:47,654 You should go to the hospital or like, do something about it. 702 00:27:47,766 --> 00:27:50,414 >> J Money: Right? Someone else's parent fixed 703 00:27:50,446 --> 00:27:51,018 ye. 704 00:27:52,998 --> 00:27:55,862 >> J Money: And then so like, I went home to go talk to my dad 705 00:27:55,950 --> 00:27:58,338 and I was like, dad, my nose is broken. 706 00:27:59,258 --> 00:28:01,970 Should I go to the hospital? What should I do about it? And he was 707 00:28:01,994 --> 00:28:04,498 like under the deck chopping 708 00:28:04,538 --> 00:28:07,514 wood, doing something like as manually as 709 00:28:07,546 --> 00:28:08,930 you could possibly be doing. 710 00:28:09,074 --> 00:28:09,418 >> Ky: Yeah. 711 00:28:09,458 --> 00:28:12,406 >> J Money: And he's like, o, no, no, no, no, you're fine, you're fine, fine. Just like, come here, come 712 00:28:12,422 --> 00:28:15,246 here, come here, come here. And he like takes my nose and like pulls it 713 00:28:15,262 --> 00:28:16,750 down and resets it. 714 00:28:16,894 --> 00:28:19,158 >> Ky: O, you're good to go. 715 00:28:19,278 --> 00:28:21,822 >> J Money: See you later. Oh, you don't need to go to the 716 00:28:21,870 --> 00:28:22,438 hospital. 717 00:28:22,598 --> 00:28:25,430 >> Ky: Brutally, brutally painful. But why was this not done when he saw 718 00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:27,818 you originallyn to delay that. 719 00:28:29,138 --> 00:28:31,770 >> J Money: `` I don't know. It's that. It's that lack of 720 00:28:31,794 --> 00:28:32,917 emotional, intelligence. 721 00:28:33,013 --> 00:28:34,605 >> Ky: Or like, okay, so he's just like. 722 00:28:34,637 --> 00:28:37,477 >> J Money: Well, had a fucking clue what was going on in my life at the time. 723 00:28:37,653 --> 00:28:40,623 >> Ky: I'm looking at him. He is broken. But, I'm not gonna bring it 724 00:28:40,631 --> 00:28:42,219 up till he talks to me about it. 725 00:28:42,639 --> 00:28:44,939 >> J Money: Did even ask you how it got broken? 726 00:28:45,599 --> 00:28:46,339 >> J Money: No. 727 00:28:50,479 --> 00:28:53,407 >> Ky: Oh my God. I will say, had he told you that he was 728 00:28:53,423 --> 00:28:56,343 gonna do that in the moment, it probably just would have been worse. 729 00:28:56,471 --> 00:28:56,783 >> J Money: True. 730 00:28:56,831 --> 00:28:59,647 >> Ky: You'been like anticipated it a little bit. Like, whoa, whoa, whoa, you're not gonna 731 00:28:59,663 --> 00:29:02,575 touch my nose. It's probably super painful. But if your parents 732 00:29:02,607 --> 00:29:04,699 just like, hey, come here, come here, come here. I gota. 733 00:29:07,039 --> 00:29:08,999 >> J Money: Some shit I you to my dog, man. 734 00:29:09,039 --> 00:29:09,527 >> J Money: Sh. 735 00:29:09,663 --> 00:29:10,579 >> Ky: Exactly. 736 00:29:12,279 --> 00:29:15,151 >> J Money: But like, he's played hockey for like 30 years. 737 00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:17,975 He's like, had five broken noses. 738 00:29:18,087 --> 00:29:20,855 He's like, had his jaw wire shut ca. Because he 739 00:29:20,887 --> 00:29:23,259 caught like a stick to his jaw 740 00:29:23,919 --> 00:29:25,639 drinking straw for six months. 741 00:29:25,759 --> 00:29:26,215 >> J Money: Yeah, bad. 742 00:29:26,247 --> 00:29:28,151 >> J Money: We've all met your operate dad. 743 00:29:28,295 --> 00:29:30,631 >> J Money: Bet he's been hit. I bet he's been targeted. 744 00:29:30,775 --> 00:29:32,699 >> Ky: Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm sure he has 745 00:29:33,999 --> 00:29:36,831 on his ah. On his, on his drop in hockey. And 746 00:29:36,855 --> 00:29:39,751 there's nothing against recreational hockey, is 747 00:29:39,775 --> 00:29:42,767 he? I'm assuming he's probably like an enforcer. Right. He will go 748 00:29:42,783 --> 00:29:44,439 out and just bully a few guys. 749 00:29:44,479 --> 00:29:47,471 >> J Money: I think he was back in the day. I think he started to melload little. 750 00:29:47,495 --> 00:29:49,327 >> Ky: Bit like 751 00:29:49,423 --> 00:29:51,631 70sllo out in a lot. 752 00:29:51,655 --> 00:29:53,924 >> Ky: Ofockey when I 753 00:29:53,874 --> 00:29:56,821 >> J Money: My first memory of Connor's dad is he was 754 00:29:56,845 --> 00:29:59,477 essentially Clint Eastwood. Yeah, true. 755 00:29:59,573 --> 00:29:59,997 >> Ky: Agreed. 756 00:30:00,093 --> 00:30:02,797 >> J Money: Barking barking out of barking out of a fucking like 757 00:30:02,853 --> 00:30:03,861 truck or something. 758 00:30:03,925 --> 00:30:04,261 >> Ky: Yeah. 759 00:30:04,325 --> 00:30:04,861 >> J Money: Rolling down. 760 00:30:04,925 --> 00:30:07,845 >> J Money: I mean if he had a 357 he'd be dirty hary 761 00:30:07,917 --> 00:30:08,733 reincarnate. 762 00:30:08,821 --> 00:30:11,429 >> Ky: I mean reallyact same 763 00:30:11,469 --> 00:30:13,997 bearing, same steely eyes. Connor get a 764 00:30:14,013 --> 00:30:14,569 truck. 765 00:30:15,069 --> 00:30:15,445 >> J Money: Yeah. 766 00:30:15,477 --> 00:30:17,237 >> Ky: O my God. There's his dead. Holy shit. 767 00:30:17,373 --> 00:30:20,173 >> J Money: Those are actually those might be the exact words 768 00:30:20,341 --> 00:30:21,569 are getting the truck. 769 00:30:22,189 --> 00:30:25,061 >> Ky: He wouldn't have sworn. He wouldn't have sworn like that unless 770 00:30:25,205 --> 00:30:27,925 really meant it because he's always pretty composed. 771 00:30:28,117 --> 00:30:29,693 It would just been have been a

command. 772 00:30:29,781 --> 00:30:30,237 >> J Money: That's it. 773 00:30:30,293 --> 00:30:33,101 >> Ky: Yes it's his his eyes commanded 774 00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:35,989 that kind of respect. I mean not to give away a whole 775 00:30:36,029 --> 00:30:38,965 story but there was an underwear stare down that I saw Connor and his dad 776 00:30:38,997 --> 00:30:41,745 do against each other and guess his dad won. His 777 00:30:41,777 --> 00:30:42,857 dad won that stared. 778 00:30:42,913 --> 00:30:43,829 >> J Money: He always won. 779 00:30:46,489 --> 00:30:47,689 >> Ky: Even in his underwear. 780 00:30:47,809 --> 00:30:48,789 >> Ky: He won. 781 00:30:51,449 --> 00:30:52,393 >> Ky: That's great. 782 00:30:52,521 --> 00:30:53,389 >> Ky: Jesus. 783 00:30:55,249 --> 00:30:57,929 >> J Money: Oh shit. Well, kind bad. 784 00:30:57,994 --> 00:30:58,251 >> Ky: yeah. 785 00:30:58,275 --> 00:31:00,951 >> J Money: Your dad's a legend. Yeah, he's a 786 00:31:00,975 --> 00:31:02,559 nicer legend. 787 00:31:02,639 --> 00:31:02,895 >> Ky: Yeah. 788 00:31:02,927 --> 00:31:05,687 >> J Money: Super nice guy. Like catch him at the bar he'll talk your fucking ear 789 00:31:05,703 --> 00:31:06,259 off. 790 00:31:06,749 --> 00:31:09,605 >> Ky: Super nice. He's never been mean to me. He's been such a nice guy. 791 00:31:09,677 --> 00:31:12,541 >> J Money: Always just yeah as a kid I found him to be 792 00:31:12,565 --> 00:31:14,069 a tead frightening you. 793 00:31:14,149 --> 00:31:16,134 >> Ky: Yeah, as a kid. Yeah. 794 00:31:16,084 --> 00:31:18,651 >> J Money: It was like an end of high school through fear. 795 00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:19,459 >> J Money: Yeah. 796 00:31:19,579 --> 00:31:19,971 >> Ky: Yah. 797 00:31:20,035 --> 00:31:20,839 >> J Money: Definitely. 798 00:31:22,659 --> 00:31:25,267 >> J Money: The very limited interactions I did have with 799 00:31:25,283 --> 00:31:26,204 them. But 800 00:31:26,461 --> 00:31:29,299 Anyway I think our last guy to talk about his 801 00:31:29,339 --> 00:31:32,187 dad and I think one of the reasons we dec ``ided to do an episode 802 00:31:32,243 --> 00:31:34,159 about dad's 803 00:31:34,579 --> 00:31:37,207 is our own big cat Rya. 804 00:31:37,263 --> 00:31:40,159 >> Ky: L. Tell me 805 00:31:40,239 --> 00:31:42,999 is the is father lyion is the pr. Is the 806 00:31:43,079 --> 00:31:43,999 the pride of the pack here? 807 00:31:44,039 --> 00:31:46,543 >> Ky: This is Mu Fasa now we're talking about the pride. 808 00:31:46,591 --> 00:31:47,351 >> Ky: Yeah right. 809 00:31:47,375 --> 00:31:48,219 >> Ky: Of the pride. 810 00:31:48,904 --> 00:31:51,885 >> Ky: there's a lot of stories I think when we originally discussed doing in this 811 00:31:51,917 --> 00:31:54,661 episode it was. I, I. If I'm being 812 00:31:54,685 --> 00:31:57,377 honest with you, I can't even remember what stupid 813 00:31:57,433 --> 00:31:58,953 anecdote I was telling you guys about my dad. 814 00:31:59,001 --> 00:32:01,869 >> Ky: I don't remember exactly but it

was just another 815 00:32:02,529 --> 00:32:03,201 in the line. 816 00:32:03,265 --> 00:32:06,094 >> Ky: It was another like So I figured instead of doing 817 00:32:06,142 --> 00:32:09,030 any specific story and by the way the stories you guys told were 818 00:32:09,110 --> 00:32:11,926 perfect. They were excellent. I'm going to just run 819 00:32:11,998 --> 00:32:14,822 through a list of items and interactions I've had with my 820 00:32:14,846 --> 00:32:17,726 dad. Oh, that's perfect. We'll go from 821 00:32:17,758 --> 00:32:20,478 there. If something really, really buzzes you 822 00:32:20,534 --> 00:32:23,488 buzz in for me, let me know. and this 823 00:32:23,504 --> 00:32:26,192 is just all entirely off the dome. Which way I'm 824 00:32:26,216 --> 00:32:29,203 going. so within the last four years he has 825 00:32:29,227 --> 00:32:30,831 been engaged three times. 826 00:32:34,011 --> 00:32:36,979 So 1. 1. There we go. 2. Bought a 827 00:32:36,995 --> 00:32:39,917 million dollar home recently, and then contacted 828 00:32:39,949 --> 00:32:42,669 the previous owner like a lunatic to find out what he 829 00:32:42,685 --> 00:32:45,573 knew and discovered. The previous owner said well 830 00:32:45,597 --> 00:32:47,989 it's haunted. And that's been an obsession of 831 00:32:48,165 --> 00:32:48,765 years. 832 00:32:48,893 --> 00:32:49,365 >> Ky: Yes. 833 00:32:49,453 --> 00:32:51,509 >> Ky: So now we're just going backwards. This is all recent. 834 00:32:51,555 --> 00:32:53,433 >> Ky: This is very super. 835 00:32:53,617 --> 00:32:54,945 >> Ky: This is very recent. 836 00:32:54,993 --> 00:32:57,921 >> J Money: I mean I'm frankly if someone like if I owned a house and someone called 837 00:32:57,961 --> 00:33:00,849 me like the next owner called me 100% it's 838 00:33:00,865 --> 00:33:01,473 haunted. 839 00:33:01,617 --> 00:33:02,341 >> Ky: Yeah. 840 00:33:04,441 --> 00:33:05,033 >> Ky: Yeah. 841 00:33:05,137 --> 00:33:07,461 >> J Money: Getuck that's every apartment I've ever lived in. 842 00:33:08,081 --> 00:33:10,809 If you're asking me for an apartment review, that shit's 843 00:33:10,825 --> 00:33:11,481 haunted. 844 00:33:11,641 --> 00:33:14,545 >> Ky: That s haunted. Yeah. This Conor new apartment is 845 00:33:14,593 --> 00:33:15,625 extremely haunted. 846 00:33:15,753 --> 00:33:18,497 >> J Money: Yeah, I actually write that down in my exit inventory. 847 00:33:18,569 --> 00:33:20,549 Every place I already lived at. Haunted. 848 00:33:20,725 --> 00:33:21,621 >> Ky: Haunted. 849 00:33:21,781 --> 00:33:23,765 >> Ky: It's haunted. I need. I'm out of here. 850 00:33:23,773 --> 00:33:25,841 >> Ky: That's why none of these ghosts are horny. 851 00:33:26,141 --> 00:33:26,957 >> Ky: Yeah, yeah. 852 00:33:26,989 --> 00:33:29,761 >> J Money: The gost horny enough. That's why I left. 853 00:33:30,141 --> 00:33:32,293 >> Ky: Demi Moore is in no ghost fanty. 854 00:33:32,357 --> 00:33:35,093 >> J Money: Stand there with a boner and none of them jerk me off all 855 00:33:35,157 --> 00:33:35,541 poty. 856 00:33:35,581 --> 00:33:38,532 >> Ky: Classes for fucking nothing. this is. Yeah, clearly none 857 00:33:38,556 --> 00:33:41,556 of them were. Sean did his s ghost so he's alive guys. That's what 858 00:33:41,588 --> 00:33:42,280 happened. 859 00:33:43,460 --> 00:33:44,866 >> Ky: More baby oil. 860 00:33:47,315 --> 00:33:50,208 >> Ky: We'll go let's see. I'm trying to think of other incredible 861 00:33:50,256 --> 00:33:53,136 stories here. Sorry with all that I got distracted 862 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:56,024 there. Easy one. This is another. This is another very 863 00:33:56,064 --> 00:33:56,480 easy one. u 864 00:34:00,285 --> 00:34:01,625 soid 865 00:34:03,085 --> 00:34:03,605 let's see. 866 00:34:03,645 --> 00:34:06,277 In recent years has taken some contracts to 867 00:34:06,301 --> 00:34:09,022 Ukraine. when I most recently asked about why 868 00:34:09,094 --> 00:34:12,034 not going back Ukraineia was like well, kind of. It got. It 869 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,978 got a little hot. I didn't know what that meant. And then he informed 870 00:34:15,002 --> 00:34:17,698 me that some of the guys he was working with going to 871 00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:20,611 Ukraine, we 872 00:34:20,651 --> 00:34:23,347 maybe we'maybe not wanted in 873 00:34:23,419 --> 00:34:26,323 Europe. We'll leave it at that. So had to kind of take 874 00:34:26,347 --> 00:34:29,147 a, kind of take a take a break on. 875 00:34:29,259 --> 00:34:30,915 So there's a little bit of that a little bit of 876 00:34:30,923 --> 00:34:33,843 thatro basically to. 877 00:34:33,867 --> 00:34:36,718 Yeah, exactly. To to what what he described. Well I was just, I 878 00:34:36,726 --> 00:34:39,390 was, I was just the medical guy Medically check Him and then 879 00:34:39,582 --> 00:34:42,486 be out of there. But anyways I came back and a million dollar home in 880 00:34:42,510 --> 00:34:43,382 Florida. That's good. 881 00:34:43,478 --> 00:34:45,926 >> Ky: Yeah. It's got ghost though. It's not cool as I. 882 00:34:45,950 --> 00:34:48,446 >> Ky: It's gotost. It's got gost so it's not super great. I don't get great sleep 883 00:34:48,470 --> 00:34:49,034 there. 884 00:34:50,414 --> 00:34:51,554 >> J Money: Just go back to. 885 00:34:52,854 --> 00:34:55,319 >> Ky: Yeah get better sleep in Ukraine. There's louder things there. 886 00:34:55,269 --> 00:34:58,264 other. Other items. Is a. Is a 887 00:34:58,344 --> 00:35:01,242 as as I think the podcast 'at least interested 888 00:35:01,258 --> 00:35:04,074 in guns. At the very least. He is a true gun nut. 889 00:35:04,114 --> 00:35:06,780 He has many guns. he has had me cos 890 00:35:06,812 --> 00:35:09,706 sign on. On Whatever 891 00:35:09,730 --> 00:35:12,074 it was at one point to purchase a 892 00:35:12,114 --> 00:35:15,066 historic machine gun. So he and I technically 893 00:35:15,130 --> 00:35:16,922 owned the mechan. The firing mechanism. 894 00:35:17,058 --> 00:35:18,574 >> J Money: You own it

together? 895 00:35:19,194 --> 00:35:20,414 >> Ky: We own it together. 896 00:35:21,834 --> 00:35:23,842 >> Ky: Wait, he needed you to co. 897 00:35:23,898 --> 00:35:24,778 >> Ky: It's a world war war. 898 00:35:24,826 --> 00:35:25,074 >> Ky: Yeah. 899 00:35:25,114 --> 00:35:25,129 >> Ky: Yeah. 900 00:35:25,129 --> 00:35:25,389 >> Ky: Ah. 901 00:35:25,466 --> 00:35:28,384 >> J Money: Is it like a waterol cooled sort of thing? 902 00:35:29,164 --> 00:35:32,052 >> Ky: I. I have actually no idea what the reason is that I 903 00:35:32,068 --> 00:35:35,036 had to cosign. I do know it's because the type of weapon 904 00:35:35,060 --> 00:35:37,724 it was A and B, he needed 905 00:35:37,844 --> 00:35:40,716 one other person's documentation on that item and that was 906 00:35:40,740 --> 00:35:43,716 the association. So I was gonna be his guy on that one so. Well, there we are 907 00:35:43,740 --> 00:35:44,464 with that. 908 00:35:45,244 --> 00:35:47,732 >> Ky: He has a gun range or had a gun range 909 00:35:47,788 --> 00:35:49,884 in multiple homes at this point. 910 00:35:50,004 --> 00:35:52,866 >> Ky: Multiple homes. his newest home. He does still go out back 911 00:35:52,890 --> 00:35:55,676 in practice. He he. He's a super gun guy. 912 00:35:55,780 --> 00:35:58,549 He has I think when 913 00:35:58,589 --> 00:36:01,509 his eventual father passes he will have an arsenal 914 00:36:01,549 --> 00:36:03,957 upwards of 800 hundred. 915 00:36:04,053 --> 00:36:05,649 >> Ky: 800. 916 00:36:06,389 --> 00:36:08,629 >> Ky: I actually don't know what you do guys. Right. 917 00:36:08,709 --> 00:36:11,165 >> Ky: That's gon be your like the nypd like. 918 00:36:11,197 --> 00:36:14,197 >> Ky: Yah. No, it's more than the nypd dude. Come 919 00:36:14,213 --> 00:36:15,621 on. They wouldn't be able to figure your. 920 00:36:15,645 --> 00:36:18,229 >> J Money: Dad had way more guns than my dad had ninja 921 00:36:18,309 --> 00:36:19,669 fucking swords, Nina. 922 00:36:19,709 --> 00:36:22,661 >> Ky: Swords. Well. And that wasn't even a real 923 00:36:22,685 --> 00:36:25,467 ninja sword. These are real fucking guns. Yeah. 924 00:36:25,603 --> 00:36:27,364 With right now jus. 925 00:36:28,959 --> 00:36:31,859 When he comes to visit the town I'm in right now. 926 00:36:31,844 --> 00:36:34,636 he will oftentimes instead of stay in a regular hotel 927 00:36:34,700 --> 00:36:37,236 stays at the like the hourly inns you can 928 00:36:37,260 --> 00:36:40,252 get. Let's say. Let's say. Let's say it's a 929 00:36:40,268 --> 00:36:42,584 name that wrs with. With 930 00:36:43,084 --> 00:36:46,084 on Avenue. On Zward 931 00:36:46,124 --> 00:36:46,899 Avenue. He will 932 00:36:46,849 --> 00:36:49,657 >> Ky: Is that because you don't have to lay down a credit card? You can just pay in 933 00:36:49,697 --> 00:36:52,045 cash. Is that. Is that why he stays off the grid? 934 00:36:52,101 --> 00:36:55,005 >> Ky: What you want you pay off the grid? Yeah, off the grid. Off the 935 00:36:55,021 --> 00:36:57,965 grid. He's off the grid all the time. He has talked to me about getting 936 00:36:58,021 --> 00:37:00,843 a, flip phone to be off the grid as he's 937 00:37:00,875 --> 00:37:03,167 tired of. Tired of quote unquote it. 938 00:37:05,467 --> 00:37:07,617 That's fair time. We got, I'll close. 939 00:37:09,077 --> 00:37:10,669 We gu. We got a lot we can go back on. 940 00:37:10,733 --> 00:37:11,893 >> J Money: I can't believe he finds these. 941 00:37:11,925 --> 00:37:14,813 Dude, I'm telling you, I asked a guy if I could say hourly because I was 942 00:37:14,845 --> 00:37:17,493 traveling a just driving, and he looked at me like I was the 943 00:37:17,525 --> 00:37:20,317 biggest, dumbest piece of shit in my life. No, dude, 944 00:37:20,397 --> 00:37:22,701 they're $49 a night. Oay. 945 00:37:22,749 --> 00:37:25,522 >> Ky: Not when you got. Not when you got. Yeah, not when you got, 946 00:37:25,803 --> 00:37:27,579 >> J Money: Yeah, $49. 947 00:37:27,763 --> 00:37:30,531 >> Ky: Yeah, I got the full 948 00:37:30,579 --> 00:37:32,127 49 up front, man. 949 00:37:34,142 --> 00:37:37,054 he is. He is. I think as we've previously 950 00:37:37,118 --> 00:37:39,990 discussed, he's a true lizard person. Is that not correct? Did we. I 951 00:37:40,006 --> 00:37:40,934 think we agree on that. 952 00:37:40,998 --> 00:37:43,082 >> Ky: I mean's the original lizard. 953 00:37:43,682 --> 00:37:44,882 >> Ky: He's the original lizard. 954 00:37:44,962 --> 00:37:47,658 >> Ky: I still have not met him personally, but I've heard tales of 955 00:37:47,690 --> 00:37:50,498 him licking his independently rotating 956 00:37:50,530 --> 00:37:53,522 eyeballs. That made it to me 957 00:37:53,602 --> 00:37:54,582 very real. 958 00:37:55,602 --> 00:37:58,546 >> Ky: Got. I. I mean, just basic notions. He's a guy, 959 00:37:58,647 --> 00:38:01,560 sometimes when you're talking to him, you're not sure if he's had a stroke because there will 960 00:38:01,576 --> 00:38:04,352 be no response. He won't blink. You're not sure if it. 961 00:38:04,432 --> 00:38:07,328 If just life stopped with him, and then he'll chime back 962 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,328 in. So there's a veraal disconnect. I know we talked 963 00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:13,328 about it. Of an emotional disconnect previously, and he's 964 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:16,252 certainly another individual in that category. 965 00:38:16,457 --> 00:38:19,353 other signs that he was. He's a true 966 00:38:19,385 --> 00:38:22,153 lizard. When he was living with us as a kid, 967 00:38:22,225 --> 00:38:25,105 I do remember certain points where he would walk into the kitchen, 968 00:38:25,241 --> 00:38:28,145 just pull out pepperocinis and eat said pepperocinis and 969 00:38:28,161 --> 00:38:31,065 then leave. That was the nourishment 970 00:38:31,121 --> 00:38:34,089 for whatever that feeding was at that point when you. 971 00:38:34,113 --> 00:38:35,757 >> Ky: Got a call to action. Dude. 972 00:38:36,117 --> 00:38:38,429 >>

J Money: Yeah, I sometimes raised on 973 00:38:38,453 --> 00:38:40,053 pepperocinis. I sometimes. 974 00:38:40,085 --> 00:38:43,077 >> Ky: I mean, it was. It was. It was. It was alien 975 00:38:43,197 --> 00:38:45,909 enough to the point where thinking about it today, it's 976 00:38:45,933 --> 00:38:48,693 like he's kind of like the. The guy that 977 00:38:48,725 --> 00:38:50,285 needed sugar water from Men in Black. 978 00:38:50,341 --> 00:38:53,253 >> J Money: Honest. When you. When you couple 979 00:38:53,285 --> 00:38:56,133 the pepperocinis with like Ukraine and like the marriage 980 00:38:56,165 --> 00:38:59,165 proposals and like the like going internal when he's 981 00:38:59,181 --> 00:39:02,085 asking question and all that. That pepperocinis is like the cherry on 982 00:39:02,101 --> 00:39:02,867 top that. 983 00:39:02,987 --> 00:39:05,259 >> Ky: Yeah, it's sn. 984 00:39:05,403 --> 00:39:08,099 >> Ky: He did also teach me the original and I'll end here. 985 00:39:08,203 --> 00:39:11,059 The Way to get out of any conversation where you've been made 986 00:39:11,083 --> 00:39:14,075 an idiot to know. I want 987 00:39:14,091 --> 00:39:14,483 to know the 988 00:39:14,515 --> 00:39:17,475 strategyy. This 989 00:39:17,491 --> 00:39:20,419 is the strategy. And I've used this before. I've 990 00:39:20,443 --> 00:39:23,395 used this before, too. The situation is, if 991 00:39:23,451 --> 00:39:26,195 someone asks you something of any 992 00:39:26,331 --> 00:39:29,137 modern items, that's going on 993 00:39:29,177 --> 00:39:31,782 currently, it's pertinent to a, modern 994 00:39:31,854 --> 00:39:34,302 society. Instead of 995 00:39:34,454 --> 00:39:37,398 acting as though you didn't know what they were talking about, where they. Where 996 00:39:37,422 --> 00:39:39,830 they correct you and they very clearly correct 997 00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:42,556 you, you go, oh, 998 00:39:43,176 --> 00:39:46,104 you don't do that. What you do is how interesting. 999 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:49,080 Oh, my gosh. You get immediately engaged. And let me give 1000 00:39:49,088 --> 00:39:52,054 you an example, because I've used this before, and it'successful one of 1001 00:39:52,070 --> 00:39:54,868 my early years of teaching, I had a co teacher 1002 00:39:55,022 --> 00:39:57,760 who was talking about some kid we were having an issue with, 1003 00:39:57,928 --> 00:40:00,880 and she was like, no, it was so and so. And 1004 00:40:00,928 --> 00:40:03,752 he's very into. He's like, in 1005 00:40:03,784 --> 00:40:06,678 love with Kendall Jenn. I was like, oh, Kendall, I don't, I 1006 00:40:06,686 --> 00:40:09,454 don't have Kendall. And then she goes and 1007 00:40:09,494 --> 00:40:12,390 says, no, Kendall Jenner, the model. And instead of saying, 1008 00:40:12,462 --> 00:40:15,054 oh, like, I didn't know what I was talking about. How 1009 00:40:15,134 --> 00:40:18,102 interesting. And that's 1010 00:40:18,118 --> 00:40:21,046 how you get of looking dumb. That's how you get out of looking as 1011 00:40:21,070 --> 00:40:23,982 though you have no concept with humanity because you spend half your time as an 1012 00:40:23,998 --> 00:40:26,998 alien. Like my father. Or in my case, you just don't want to 1013 00:40:27,006 --> 00:40:29,434 be an idiot. Yeah, that's how you get out of it. 1014 00:40:29,774 --> 00:40:30,914 >> Ky: Oh, my God. 1015 00:40:31,574 --> 00:40:34,262 >> Ky: That literally. I could just. I could see that coming. 1016 00:40:34,358 --> 00:40:37,094 They actually made a show. I think it's about your dad. It's called 1017 00:40:37,134 --> 00:40:39,958 Resident Alien. And Alan Tudk 1018 00:40:40,126 --> 00:40:43,102 is the main guy who plays someone who is able to 1019 00:40:43,118 --> 00:40:46,046 look like a human but is an alien. And half the shit that comes out of his 1020 00:40:46,070 --> 00:40:48,970 mouth in that show. It sounds like your dad. I think they made 1021 00:40:49,002 --> 00:40:50,602 that show based on your dad. 1022 00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:53,522 >> Ky: I could. Yeah, well, he's still learning. He's still learning, 1023 00:40:53,578 --> 00:40:56,450 you know, the human interaction. He's wondering what this is. 1024 00:40:56,642 --> 00:40:59,554 I don't know, because. What, Schwarzenegger in the first 1025 00:40:59,634 --> 00:41:02,530 Terminator film and then the second one, because it's two different 1026 00:41:02,562 --> 00:41:05,498 Terminators, but it took him. What was that, five minutes 1027 00:41:05,546 --> 00:41:08,538 to learn how to be human. Not even a good human, Just someone who KN 1028 00:41:08,586 --> 00:41:09,414 to respond. 1029 00:41:10,114 --> 00:41:13,052 >> Ky: Yeah, he just needed a kid to be around, you know. It didn't. 1030 00:41:13,098 --> 00:41:15,564 It didn't work out the same, though, for you as a kid. 1031 00:41:16,464 --> 00:41:19,384 >> Ky: That's what. And that's a big part. But yeah, yeah. 1032 00:41:19,424 --> 00:41:22,312 He's still learning how to be human even though it took Schwarzenegger, you 1033 00:41:22,328 --> 00:41:22,528 know. 1034 00:41:22,576 --> 00:41:25,512 >> Ky: Well, he's like a half lizard, half half human kind of 1035 00:41:25,528 --> 00:41:28,392 guy. That's just what. That's where he sits. And he's not. I be very clear. He's not 1036 00:41:28,408 --> 00:41:29,484 a bad guy. 1037 00:41:29,984 --> 00:41:32,952 >> Ky: No, no, not. And I don't think this is 1038 00:41:32,968 --> 00:41:34,056 a reflection on. 1039 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,984 >> J Money: He's just still learning how to be human. 1040 00:41:36,024 --> 00:41:38,830 >> Ky: He's just still learning. Yeah. It's not. It's not us bashing 1041 00:41:38,992 --> 00:41:41,954 frustrated with our fathers in any ways 1042 00:41:42,074 --> 00:41:44,379 or those in that role. It's an issue of 1043 00:41:44,329 --> 00:41:47,193 appreciation because we learned so much good 1044 00:41:47,209 --> 00:41:48,017 and bad from them. 1045 00:41:48,081 --> 00:41:48,609 >> J Money: Yeah. 1046

00:41:48,737 --> 00:41:51,545 >> Ky: Well, Justin's is probably the one exception there to 1047 00:41:51,625 --> 00:41:53,473 get a fucking lame ass Nina sword instead of. 1048 00:41:53,529 --> 00:41:55,565 >> J Money: Yeah, I learned like very little. 1049 00:41:58,185 --> 00:41:59,165 A lot. 1050 00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,775 >> Ky: but yes. Yeah. We love our dads 1051 00:42:03,895 --> 00:42:06,857 or we get bequeath their sex dol. You know, there's a 1052 00:42:06,881 --> 00:42:08,205 lot of different things. 1053 00:42:09,385 --> 00:42:12,025 >> Ky: We didn't even touch on that, but we could. 1054 00:42:12,145 --> 00:42:15,121 >> Ky: We gonna leave it. I was gonna leave it. But 1055 00:42:15,153 --> 00:42:18,145 yes, Justin did potentially have a share of sex 1056 00:42:18,185 --> 00:42:19,965 doll that was left to him. 1057 00:42:20,625 --> 00:42:22,289 >> J Money: I had to split it between the siblings. 1058 00:42:22,337 --> 00:42:22,617 >> Ky: You know. 1059 00:42:22,641 --> 00:42:23,205 >> Ky: Y. 1060 00:42:24,025 --> 00:42:26,561 >> Ky: Sex. That's. Yeah. Which'all what'all? 1061 00:42:26,633 --> 00:42:29,497 >> J Money: Male. So we, you know, we. It's a timeshare 1062 00:42:29,601 --> 00:42:30,273 actually. 1063 00:42:30,449 --> 00:42:33,321 >> Ky: It's. It's also. It's gonna make family reunions 1064 00:42:33,353 --> 00:42:36,095 look very cool. Y. And you guys all bring your portion and. 1065 00:42:37,275 --> 00:42:39,055 >> J Money: And dead dad. 1066 00:42:39,635 --> 00:42:40,415 Yeah. 1067 00:42:41,155 --> 00:42:44,051 >> Ky: You got the left hand, you got the right hand. You got the head, 1068 00:42:44,123 --> 00:42:45,899 you got the body. You ready to switch? 1069 00:42:45,987 --> 00:42:48,965 It's been a year. I'm ready for that right hand now. Okay. 1070 00:42:49,005 --> 00:42:49,705 Okay. 1071 00:42:50,365 --> 00:42:52,997 >> J Money: Sex doll gang banang family reunion. 1072 00:42:53,141 --> 00:42:53,445 Like. 1073 00:42:53,485 --> 00:42:53,933 >> Ky: Yeah. Yes. 1074 00:42:53,989 --> 00:42:55,997 >> J Money: Those words don't belong together, man. 1075 00:42:56,061 --> 00:42:56,261 >> Ky: No. 1076 00:42:56,293 --> 00:42:57,345 >> J Money: That's what we're gonna. 1077 00:42:58,045 --> 00:42:58,429 >> Ky: Yes. 1078 00:42:58,477 --> 00:43:01,065 >> Ky: And that's. Yeah. That's a. That's the next Zach Bryan song 1079 00:43:01,105 --> 00:43:01,450 too. 1080 00:43:02,395 --> 00:43:04,655 >> Ky: yeah. Oh, yeah. Back of a. 1081 00:43:05,675 --> 00:43:06,735 >> Ky: Back of a truck. 1082 00:43:08,115 --> 00:43:09,035 >> J Money: Cold beer. 1083 00:43:09,195 --> 00:43:10,835 >> Ky: Small town sex doll back country. 1084 00:43:10,875 --> 00:43:11,499 >> J Money: Get out here. 1085 00:43:11,547 --> 00:43:13,415 >> Ky: If sex. 1086 00:43:14,555 --> 00:43:15,299 If you. 1087 00:43:15,427 --> 00:43:18,243 >> Ky: If you don't share your sex doll with your brothers, 1088 00:43:18,379 --> 00:43:19,419 then I don't want to talk. 1089 00:43:19,467 --> 00:43:21,003 >> Ky: That's also a T shirt right there. Right? 1090 00:43:21,059 --> 00:43:22,107 >> Ky: That's a T shirt. 1091 00:43:22,251 --> 00:43:24,891 >> J Money: I'm upset that she had a better ninja sword than I do. 1092 00:43:25,003 --> 00:43:25,330 >> J Money: Yeah. Ah. 1093 00:43:25,410 --> 00:43:26,455 >> Ky: Ah. Yeahah. 1094 00:43:27,395 --> 00:43:30,193 >> Ky: Dud you. We walked out of 1095 00:43:30,209 --> 00:43:33,133 that double wide. down those shitty little steps with 1096 00:43:33,229 --> 00:43:36,085 nin sword just beaming. 1097 00:43:36,205 --> 00:43:37,025 Daddy. 1098 00:43:37,565 --> 00:43:40,141 >> J Money: I finally got my comeupp and I got 1099 00:43:40,213 --> 00:43:42,629 my holdout. This is my 1100 00:43:42,677 --> 00:43:45,637 inheritance right here. This sword that 1101 00:43:45,661 --> 00:43:48,661 he got. No doubt. At some 1102 00:43:48,693 --> 00:43:50,821 kind of Spencer's somewhere. 1103 00:43:50,973 --> 00:43:53,941 Yeah, in middle America. Des 1104 00:43:53,973 --> 00:43:54,045 Moines.