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The Jell-O Program, brought to you by Jell-O and Jell-O Pudding,
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starring Jack Benny, with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Dennis Day,
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and yours truly, Don Wilson. The orchestra opens the program
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with Mama. Now, at last, a gelatin dessert.
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That gives you all the flavors.
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It's the new Jell-O, the gelatin dessert that keeps all
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of its full original flavor no matter how long it
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remains in the package. Up until now, gelatin desserts constantly
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faded in flavor while waiting to be used, lost much
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of their real taste and tingle. But the new Jell-O
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is different. Today, Jell-O's deep, vivid richness is locked right
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into the tiny Jell-O particles where time can't touch it.
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Jell-O loses nothing on its way to you.
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It comes out of the package as rich and full-flavored as.
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It went in. Just prove it for yourself. Open a
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package of Jell-O. Notice that there's.
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No heavy, fruity aroma, no sign of escaping flavor. It's
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there in all its thrilling goodness. Order several packages tomorrow,
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and look for the big red letters on the box.
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so that you're sure it's the one and only Jell-O.
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In Jell-O, the flavor never goes away. We put it in,
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and it's there to stay. That was Mama played by
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the orchestra. And now, ladies and gentlemen, at this time,
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we would like to turn the clock back to last
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Friday night and show you what happened when Jack and
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the rest of our gang went out.
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And celebrated Halloween.
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The time, 7.30 Friday evening. The place, Jack's house in
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Beverly Hills. Take it away.
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I don't want to set the world on fire.
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Rochester.
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I just wanna go where I can get to.
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Rochester, stop complaining in rhythm and help me get into
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my Halloween costume. The gang will be here any minute.
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Hand me those horns. Here you are. Pardon the ignorance, boss,
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but what character are you struggling to convey? My costume
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is very obvious. I've got on red underwear, a long tail, horns,
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and I'm carrying a pitchfork. Now, who am I? The
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man from the finance company. I am not. I'm the devil. Now,
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hand me that mirror. Here you are. Thanks. No, I
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don't like this effect. The darn horns keep slipping over
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to one side. The horns are all right. It's your
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toupee that slips. Something wrong there. I don't know why
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I picked out a devil costume anyway. Of course, I
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bought this pair of horns. I should use them. Why
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don't you put one of them on your nose and
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go with the rhinoceros? No, I can't do that. Phil
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Harris is coming as Frank Buck and he'd shoot me.
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He'd love the excuse. I wonder if this tail is
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too long. He was at the door, Rochester. Yes, sir.
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Come in. I could have done that myself. Rochester, when
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I tell you... Oh, hello, Mary.
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Hello, Jack.
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Mary, this is Halloween. I thought you were going to
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dress up tonight. Where's your costume? I've got it on.
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I'm Pocahontas.
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Pocahontas? In a mink coat?
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John Smith was nice to me.
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Oh, my God. Oh, you're a wampum digger, eh? Well,
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at least stick a feather in your hair. Make it believable. Say,
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what do you think of my outfit, Mary? Don't I
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look like the devil?
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Always.
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You mean my costume. I'm supposed to be Satan. Had
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you seen my horn?
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Well, straighten up.
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You look like a toad. Who ever heard of a
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red toad? Say, boss, I'm going to a masquerade party
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tonight myself. You are, Rochester? Where are you going to be?
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I'm going to close my eyes and go to Smith
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Brothers' cough drop. Ha, ha, ha. Well, that's not a
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bad idea. Say, Rochester, why don't you keep one eye
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open and go as a period? How's that?
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I better keep both eyes open.
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My lady friends are over.
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All right, do as you please.
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Jack, what are we going to do tonight? Where are
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we going?
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I got it all figured out.
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Listen to this.
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First, we'll go to Claudette Colbert's house, and then I'll
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take a piece of soap and write Claudette loves Jack
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all over her window.
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Oh, you did that last year, and she came out
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and wrote Jack who?
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Well, this time she'll know Jack who. When Claudette comes
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out of the house, I'm going to grab her and
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give her a kiss. There's only one guy kisses like Benny.
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You don't have to tell me, deadlifts.
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Mary, I'm going to give you a good jab with
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my pitchfork if you don't look out. Well, anyway, after
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we leave Claudette. Come in, come in. Come in. Well,
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look what's hopping through the door. For Pete's sake, what
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an outfit.
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Hello, Jack.
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Mary. Hello, Don.
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What are you supposed to be?
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Why, can't you tell? I'm a kangaroo.
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Well, sure enough, you certainly look realistic, Don, with those
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long ears sticking up and that great big pouch. But see,
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I thought Dennis was coming with you. Where is the kid? Peek-a-boo. Well,
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I'll be darned a baby kangaroo. Here, climb. Climb out, kid. Here,
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I'll help you.
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Thanks, Mr.
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Benny. Imagine coming as a little kangaroo. You know, I
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was going to come as a floor lamp. A floor lamp? Yeah,
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but when I screwed the bulbs in my ears, they
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wouldn't light up. Oh, that's terrible. Maybe I ought to
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see a doctor. Dennis, you're not supposed to light up.
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You know, Mary, someday I'll have to have a talk
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with that kid.
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By the way, Jack, isn't Phil going to join us tonight?
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Yeah, he'll drop by as soon as he finishes night school. Say, Dennis,
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while we're waiting around for him, let's hear that song
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you're going to do on the program Sunday.
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Yeah, get over to the piano, kid. Okay.
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Oh, say, Rochester, did you ask our boarder, Mr. Billingsley,
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to tune the piano? He's very good at it, you know.
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We should have never let him monkey with it, boss. Oh,
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what's he done now? That man's crazy. He cleaned the
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piano keys with dental floss.
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Oh, Mr.
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Billingsley must think he's a dentist again. It's a fine
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way to clean piano keys.
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He said the black ones were decayed, so he pulled
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them out.
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Oh, my goodness. He broke eight needles trying to give
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the leg novocaine. Well, it's my own fault, I guess. Well,
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do the best you can, Dennis. Go ahead. Wait a minute.
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I'll answer it. Hello? Oh, hello, Phil. Are you still
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at night school? We're waiting for you. What? She's keeping
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you after school?
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What happened, Jack?
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Well, Phil got a zero in spelling, so he gave
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the teacher a hot foot. Look, Phil, is your teacher
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anywhere near the phone? Well, tell her your father wants
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to talk to her. Yeah, yeah, your father.
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What are you going to do, Jack?
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I'm going to pretend to be Phil's father. You know,
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I'll talk like an old rube.
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Well, you got the right underwear for it.
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Why, now, don't mix me up. Hello? Oh, hello, miss.
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This is Twitch Harris Sr. talking.
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Now, look, ma'am.
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I've got to see my boy Phillip right away, so
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I wish you'd let him off tonight. I'll write you
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a note explaining everything. I said I'd write you a note.
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That's a good one. What'd she say? She wants to
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know how come I can write and Phil can't. Well, okay,
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thanks a lot, ma'am. Say, what are you doing later? Well,
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you can't shoot a man for crying.
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Goodbye.
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Well, it's all set, fellas. Phil will be here pretty soon.
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You know, that teacher
sure had a sweet voice. I
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could kind of go for her.
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But, Jack, you don't even know what she looks like.
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Anything he gets is gravy.
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I don't know about that, sister. Sing, Dennis. See this pitchfork, Mary?
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You're going to get it. Now, you wait here.
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Why do I see rainbows when you're in my arms?
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I know why and so do you. Why do robins
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sing in December Long before the springtime.
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Is due And even though it's snowing Violets are growing
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I know why.
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And so do you Why do breezes sigh every evening
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Whispering your name as they do.
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And why have I the feeling stars are.
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On my ceiling?
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I know I am so to you When you smile
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at me, I hear chips defiling.
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When you dance with me, I'm in heaven.
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When the music begins. I can see the sun when
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it's raining.
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Hiding every cloud from my view. And why do I
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see rainbows when you're in mine? And thought.
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Of you.
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Hey, that was all right, Dennis. That song ought to
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go over swell Sunday.
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Thanks, Mr.
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Benny.
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Can I have something to eat? Yeah, I'm hungry, too.
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Haven't you got any sandwiches?
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I've got donuts and cider. That's all you're supposed to
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have on Halloween. Bring in the donuts, Rochester. They're right here, boss.
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Oh, yes.
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Here, have a donut, Mary. They're nice and fresh. I
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made them myself.
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Jeepers, look at the size of the holes you got
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in them.
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Never mind.
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They look like ladies' garters.
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Quiet, will you? Oh, what she said.
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Dennis!
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No use waiting. I've got to have a talk with
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that kid. Here, Don. Don, have a doughnut. Have a
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donut and some of this sweet cider.
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Thanks.
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I think I'll have a glass of that myself.
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Pretty strong, Jack.
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Strong? Let me taste this. Well, I'll be darned. Oh, Rochester! Yes, boss!
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What did you put in this cider? A little Central
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Avenue vitamin! Yes! There's gin in there. Now... Now throw
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that cider out the window. You ain't gonna throw mine out. Dennis,
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you're not drinking any hard cider. You're a baby kangaroo. Oh,
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I can't hop on milk. Let Don hop. Now you
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get back in that pouch. Okay.
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See you later, fellas.
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Now stay there. Gee, I... I wish Phil would get
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here so we can go ahead.
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Oh, Jack, look who's coming.
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Where?
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Oh, yes, it's Mr. Billingsley.
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Look, he's dressed like Marie Antoinette.
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Yeah. Oh, uh... Oh, hello, Mr. Billingsley. Good evening, Mr. Benny.
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Having a little party, I see. Yes, yes, yes. By
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the way, Mr. Billingsley, you're dressed as Marie Antoinette. Are
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you going to a masquerade? No, my head aches, so
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I'm going to have it cut off.
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Oh.
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Oh, I thought you were celebrating Halloween like we are.
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You see, I'm Satan, and Miss Livingston is Pocahontas, and Mr.
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Wilson is a kangaroo. I used to be an alligator once,
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and now I'm an old bag. Well, well, see you later.
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Good night, Mr.
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Benny.
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Good night. That's one way to look at it.
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Hmm.
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Strange fellow. The other morning for breakfast, he swallowed a
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raw egg and then drank boiling water for three minutes.
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I don't know.
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Well, there's Phil. Come on in, Phil. Hiya, Jackson. Hello, everybody. Oh, hello, Phil. Hi.
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I'm glad you got here, Phil. We want to get going.
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I'm sorry, but I didn't have time to put no
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costume on. Don't worry. Your tailor takes care of that. Hey, Phil,
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what happened between you and the teacher? Oh, she got
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mad at me when we were having
our spelling lesson. Oh,
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what was the trouble? She asked me to spell Pomeranians. Pomeranian? No,
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I said D-O-G. Take it or leave it. Well, at
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least you knew Pomeranian was a dog. That's something, huh? Well,
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we're all here, so come on, fellas. Let's go.
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Hey, Don.
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You put on a lot of weight this last week.
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That's Dennis.
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It's a long story.
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Come on, everybody. Let's go.
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Oh, Rochester.
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Rochester, before you leave, be sure and lock the garage
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so that nobody damages the Maxwell.
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Okay.
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Remember last year, some kid got in there and turned
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it over. Yeah, we drove around for three days without
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even noticing. I noticed it. It was bumpy as anything.
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All right, this way, fellas. We'll all block the side door. Boy,
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we really have fun tonight. You know, kid, first we'll
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go next door to Ronald Coleman's house, see? And then
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we'll get.
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Jack, here comes that little boy you hired as a
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gag man. Let's take him along.
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Oh, belly laugh Barton, eh?
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Ah, hello, kid.
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Hello, Mr.
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Benny. Say, Belly, do you want to go out with
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us tonight? We're going to ring doorbells and raise the dickens.
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You're a little adolescent, aren't you, bub?
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Yeah. Oh, we'll enjoy ourselves. Sorry he won't come along.
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By the way, how's the program coming along for Sunday?
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If I tell you, you won't have any fun tonight. Well,
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get busy and concentrate. Come on, fellas. Now, I'll tell
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you what, kids. First, we'll sneak across the lawn to
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Ronald Coleman's house and put some white paint on the doorknob, see?
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Then we'll ring the bell, and when he comes out,
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we'll run like the dickheads.
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THE END.
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Gee, I rang Coleman's bell three times. Why doesn't he
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come out? Maybe he went to a party or something.
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Couldn't be a big party or I'd have been invited.
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Ronnie and I attend the same affairs.
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Only he doesn't have to crawl in the window.
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Well, these Hollywood parties, who knows whether you got an
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invitation or not. Hey, fellas, I've got an idea. As
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long as Coleman isn't home, let's take this beautiful sundial
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here and put it over on my front lawn.
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His sundial?
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Yeah, it'll be a swell gag.
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Three years ago, you took his flagpole.
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When's the gag over? Oh, get in the Halloween spirit,
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will ya? Come on, fellas, give me a hand with
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this dial. Hey, Jack, look.
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There's a policeman walking by the house. A policeman?
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Uh-oh.
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Hello there.
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Is that you, Mr. Coleman?
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Get this, fellas. Right, Joe. Thanks for asking, old boy.
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Terribly decent of you.
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Good night. Hip-hip.
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I certainly fooled the blighter.
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Take that donut out of your eye. You're not Coleman anymore.
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Oh, yes. Say, fellas, we'll never budge this sundial.
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It's too heavy.
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I'll have to phone for some movers. I'll tell you what, though. Look,
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let's go over to Basil Rathbone's.
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Does he live near here, Jackson?
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Yeah, right past my house on the other side of
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the street. Come on.
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Ooh.
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On this tail I keep tripping on. Hmm, look at
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that light in my kitchen. Belly laugh is in there
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eating me out of house and home. All the writers
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with ulcers, and I had to get him.
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Oh, well. Oh, Jack, look at this.
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Where? Hey, wait a minute. Who wrote this on my sidewalk?
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Jell-O has that new locked-in flavor. The flavor never goes away.
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We put it in and it's there to stay. Who
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did this?
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Don't look at me. Kangaroos can't write.
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Oh, yeah? Now, Don, you go get a rag and
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wipe it off. I'll tell the sponsor. All right, you
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big fat tattletale. Leave it there. Now, follow me. Follow
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me across the street, fellas. Now, we'll go to Rathbone's house.
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Quiet now. He will fix him good. Which house is it, Jackson?
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Wait a minute. I don't know whether this is Rathbone's
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house or the next one. I think it's this one. No, no,
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it's the next one. This is where Charles Boyer lives. Oh,
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that's right. Say, let's pull some jag on him.
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Yeah, maybe he's got a sundial we can lift.
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No, I'll just sneak up and ring his doorbell. Wait here, fellas. Hey, Jackson, Nick,
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here comes that cop again.
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Uh-oh.
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Hello there. Is that you, Mr.
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Boyer? Here I go again, fellas. Ah, good evening, officer.
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Beautiful night. Beautiful. Yes, it is. Good night, Mr. Boyer. Bonsoir.
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Lucky I can speak French. Hey, Jack, let's get away
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from here.
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The policemen will probably come back.
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Right, I'll tell you what. Let's go through this driveway
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and peek over the bathroom's backyard. Now, follow me, fellas.
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Everybody quiet. Well, here we are. See, it's dark tonight. Hey,
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where did Phil disappear to? I don't know. Where is he, Don?
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He was with us a minute ago.
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Have you seen him, Dennis?
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He's not in here.
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Of course not. Here he comes now. Where have you been, Phil? Boy,
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am I wet.
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Why didn't you tell me that Rathbone had a swimming pool?
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Why don't you watch where you're going?
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I've swallowed enough water to last me the rest of
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my life.
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Well, it didn't hurt you to go in the wagon
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even for a second. Now, wait here, kid. I'm going
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up and knock on the door. When Rathbone comes out,
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hide in the bushes. Wow, will he be furious? Oh,
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be careful now, Jack. Don't worry about me. Now, quiet.
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Get ready, fellas. Yahoo!
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Down
those milk bottles.
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I hope I didn't cut myself. Am I bleeding, Mary?
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With what?
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With blood, I've got it. The idea of leaving... The
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flashlight just went on, Jack. Quick, pick me up.
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Here comes Rascal.
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Quiet, everybody. Yes, yes, yes. Who's there? Anybody there?
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I say, is anybody there?
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Must be some of those Halloween pranksters. Now, look here,
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you children. I don't want any more of this disturbance.
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I've got to get up early in the morning. I'm
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making a picture. What a ham. While I catch you
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around here again tonight, I'll give you all a some
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good thrashing.
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Now, go away, all of you.
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Cat. Oh, boy, is he burned up. Boy, am I
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going to make his life miserable tonight.
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Wait a minute.
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What do you got against Rathbone?
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Jack hates him because he can act.
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That's all. I can see him imitate Boyer like I did. Now, fellas,
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this time I'm going to grab this big rock here
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and throw it up against the door.
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Oh, you can't take those steps again, eh, Daddy?
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I can climb, only this will be more annoying. Here goes.
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I'm going to throw the rock.
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One.
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Phil, what are you doing back there? Nothing. Well, get away. Two.
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Three.
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Go.
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Holy smoke, I broke a window.
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There goes the porch light again.
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Quick, fellas, run. He's coming out. Well, I'll be... Hey,
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what is this?
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Come on, Jack.
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Hurry.
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Run, run.
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I can't run. That darn Phil Harris tied my tail
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to this bush. Gee, what a spot. I hope Raccoon
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doesn't see me. I ever get my hand to look.
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Ah!
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Who's hiding there?
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Who's in back of that bush?
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Hmm.
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Right now I'd give a thousand dollars to be playing
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Salt Lake City. Gee, here he comes.
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Well.
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May I inquire the name of the moron behind that
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mask who goes around breaking windows? Who are you? He. Come, come, come, man.
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Speak up. What? Ah, Basil, I'm only making the jaw.
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It is me, Charles Boyer. Mr.
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Benny, your accent is revolting.
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Oh, oh, oh, hello, Basil. How did you know it
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was me? You wore that same costume last Halloween when
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you tipped over my doghouse. Oh. I want that dog back.
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Where is.
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He?
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Well, he had pups today. You're a fine Sherlock Holmes. Now, look, Basil.
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I'm sorry I threw that rock. It was an accident.
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Accident or no accident, you'll pay for that window. All right,
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all right. I'll pay for it. Mr. Bennet.
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What are you doing there?
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I'm untying my tail. What do you think I'm doing?
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I'm very sorry about the whole thing, Basil. I won't
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bother you anymore tonight. I'll go and join my gang.
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I suppose you're going to continue this mischievous business. Well, well, listen.
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To tell you the truth, we're going over to Charles
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Lawton's house. You know those flower pots he's got on
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his front porch? Yes. Well, we're going to tip him
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over one by one. He'll go crazy when he hears
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that racket.
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I dare say, Lawton is a fierce temper.
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You said it.
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Well, so long, Basil.
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Happy Halloween. Goodbye. Lawton Town, eh? Tell a pun. Wait
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a minute, Jack, old boy, I'm going with you. What?
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You're going to join us? I'll tell my wife.
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The next leader, darling.
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Hey, fellas, have I got a surprise for you. Come on, Basil. Yippee! Here, listen,
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here's what we'll do. First, we'll go to Lawton's house.
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Then we'll go over to Claudette Colbert's and ring the doorbell, see?
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And when she comes out, I'll grab her and kiss her.
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And you can kiss her, too.
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Three cheers for three grand puddings.
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Jell-O chocolate, Jell-O vanilla, and Jell-O butterscotch pudding. Three delicious
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desserts made by the same people who make world-famous Jell-O.
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Jell-O puddings are puddings that even Grandma would be proud
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to serve. Puddings that really taste homemade. Yet they take
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only just a few minutes to make. With Jell-O puddings,
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all you have to do is add milk.
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And bring to a boil. Then cool and serve.
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And there, almost before you know it, You've made the
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family a smooth, creamy pudding with a flavor unsurpassed by
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any pudding you ever tasted.
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So don't wait another.
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Day to try these luscious desserts. Try all three flavors
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real soon. Rich, mellow chocolate, creamy vanilla, and golden butterscotch.
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You'll find them all equally delightful. And you'll want to
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keep them handy on your pantry shelf all the time. Tomorrow,
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order Jell-O puddings and see if you don't say, they're
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just like Grandma's, only more so.
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This is the last number of the fifth program in
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the current Jell-O series, and we will be with you
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again next Sunday night at the same time. And now,
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ladies and gentlemen, I would like to thank Mr. Rathbone
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for appearing on our program tonight. Also at this time,
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I would like to announce that the motion picture drive
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for the community test this year starts tomorrow, November 3rd.
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I'm sure that all of us here in Hollywood will
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do our bit, and I hope all of you will
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contribute to your local chapters. Good night, everybody.
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Friends, the name Jell-O is a sure sign of goodness
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wherever you find it, whether it's on a package of
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Jell-O or on a package of Jell-O puddings. Jell-O puddings
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are made by the same folks who make Jell-O. And
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like Jell-O, they're downright swell. They're simply unrivaled for smooth,
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luscious flavor. They're easy to prepare, just as Jell-O is.
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And they sell for the same low Jell-O price. So tomorrow,
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when you order Jell-O, get Jell-O puddings in all three flavors. Chocolate, vanilla,
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and butterscotch. Remember Jell-O and Jell-O puddings. This is the
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Red Network of the National