The Turkey Caper 的完整文字稿

04:13.388 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 04:13.969 --> 04:16.089 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow, you guys have been missing out. 04:16.210 --> 04:18.930 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry that you never got to experience that when you were a little. 04:19.530 --> 04:23.491 [SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry that you're familiar with other Jewish kids. 04:24.752 --> 04:28.692 [SPEAKER_03]: The New Jersey area perhaps has more of that population around it. 04:28.872 --> 04:30.633 [SPEAKER_03]: More of those types, is that what you're going to say? 04:31.073 --> 04:32.853 [SPEAKER_03]: Well, more people that would have bar mitzvahs. 04:33.233 --> 04:33.834 [SPEAKER_04]: Uh-huh. 04:34.774 --> 04:35.534 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, here's the thing. 04:36.114 --> 04:37.755 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to go to a bar mitzvah. 04:38.435 --> 04:39.715 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to go to Kintenera. 04:40.327 --> 04:47.029 [SPEAKER_01]: I'd really rather not go to anybody's birthday party because I feel weird and I'm like, did I get a good gift? 04:47.169 --> 04:47.889 [SPEAKER_01]: Is that a back? 04:48.289 --> 04:50.850 [SPEAKER_01]: Am I offending somebody by getting this gift? 04:51.110 --> 04:52.810 [SPEAKER_01]: Or maybe I don't know them well enough. 04:52.890 --> 04:54.730 [SPEAKER_01]: Jesus Christ, I should just send this thing back. 04:55.071 --> 04:56.771 [SPEAKER_01]: Can I just give them cash? 04:56.811 --> 04:58.271 [SPEAKER_01]: Or that's a weird too, isn't it? 04:58.771 --> 05:03.272 [SPEAKER_01]: And for you know, I'm a hold up in my house again with all the lights turned off. 05:03.573 --> 05:05.313 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, you're missing out on some good foods. 05:06.433 --> 05:07.374 [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, sushi was great. 05:07.934 --> 05:09.075 [SPEAKER_03]: I will say though, Chan, there's no. 05:09.115 --> 05:10.215 [SPEAKER_03]: It's not worth a barbie. 05:10.235 --> 05:11.896 [SPEAKER_03]: It's not worth a barbie. 05:11.916 --> 05:12.837 [SPEAKER_04]: It's not worth a barbie. 05:12.857 --> 05:14.398 [SPEAKER_04]: Stop saying, yeah, the sushi was great. 05:14.418 --> 05:15.098 [SPEAKER_04]: When I say barbie. 05:15.118 --> 05:15.999 [SPEAKER_04]: Private food is great. 05:16.019 --> 05:22.863 [SPEAKER_03]: Look, 100% of all barmits has ever been to had all you could eat sushi, and I'm going to say right now, I'm in favor. 05:23.283 --> 05:30.667 [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like that is probably pretty common in California, because... 05:34.354 --> 05:37.077 [SPEAKER_01]: going to Chinese food at Christmas is a thing. 05:37.457 --> 05:43.983 [SPEAKER_01]: So I feel like there's going to be a lot of cross cultural pollination, especially in a place like Los Angeles. 05:44.323 --> 05:49.868 [SPEAKER_04]: I think it's because all the good, the good, like, delis of clothes. 05:50.108 --> 05:52.891 [SPEAKER_04]: And there's no where to get like good legit. 05:52.911 --> 05:54.152 [SPEAKER_01]: That's that might be too. 05:55.279 --> 05:55.639 [SPEAKER_04]: you know. 05:56.499 --> 05:59.340 [SPEAKER_03]: They

go to langours, but they're magas, so you can't even go there anymore. 05:59.841 --> 06:05.263 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's a real, I mean, you throw a rock in New York and you hit an excellent deli. 06:06.603 --> 06:08.844 [SPEAKER_01]: Why are you throwing rocks at Jewish business? 06:08.864 --> 06:09.564 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, wow, yeah. 06:10.044 --> 06:14.646 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm just throwing them at New York in general, stinky, stinky New York. 06:17.212 --> 06:18.533 [SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, don't just help us out. 06:18.573 --> 06:20.154 [SPEAKER_01]: Let's be honest with you. 06:20.174 --> 06:29.841 [SPEAKER_03]: He have not even begun because we watched 1985's The Turkey Kaper, Robert Clark Chan, what, how, what, where did I don't know? 06:29.981 --> 06:30.462 [SPEAKER_03]: No, I don't know. 06:30.482 --> 06:36.826 [SPEAKER_04]: What I don't know is when I looked this up, it said it was the third special in the chucklewood critters franchise. 06:37.167 --> 06:41.750 [SPEAKER_01]: First off, do you have any of you heard of the chucklewood critters before? 06:43.030 --> 06:54.976 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm not, but now we need to watch the other two insane because, yeah, it's, I mean, when you watch this, you will understand because it's so frigging generic. 06:55.356 --> 07:01.679 [SPEAKER_04]: That's, yeah, this gave me the same vibes as the, the Grinch, the Halloween Grinch special. 07:01.999 --> 07:03.320 [SPEAKER_04]: Like I was like, there's nothing. 07:04.732 --> 07:06.953 [SPEAKER_04]: openly terrible about it. 07:07.053 --> 07:08.974 [SPEAKER_04]: Like the voice actors are good. 07:09.315 --> 07:10.575 [SPEAKER_04]: I'll name them in a second. 07:11.135 --> 07:11.536 [SPEAKER_03]: What? 07:12.056 --> 07:13.036 [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we went in there. 07:13.297 --> 07:16.879 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it flints in there and a couple other ones that I wrote down. 07:16.939 --> 07:26.163 [SPEAKER_04]: But like it's just so I will forget this in a week and never remember it again and never want to watch it again. 07:27.044 --> 07:28.985 [SPEAKER_04]: But it's not terrible. 07:29.045 --> 07:30.786 [SPEAKER_04]: It's just so meh. 07:31.758 --> 07:34.441 [SPEAKER_01]: Here's the thing, I haven't looked into it. 07:34.922 --> 07:40.770 [SPEAKER_01]: But as you say, the first Christmas special in 83 is called the Christmas tree train. 07:41.110 --> 07:42.472 [SPEAKER_01]: There's eight more specials. 07:42.592 --> 07:44.855 [SPEAKER_01]: This was the third one in 1995. 07:45.235 --> 07:48.420 [SPEAKER_01]: That means there was also an entire, 07:49.701 --> 07:54.165 [SPEAKER_01]: animated series that ran for two seasons, I can find hide nor hair of this thing. 07:54.605 --> 07:56.987 [SPEAKER_01]: It had to have died at dog's death. 07:57.268 --> 08:13.361 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, you just want to have a Wikipedia page like I had to get all my info from from like IMDB and shit like that and I was like, wow, for something that had three parts of a special and has some famous voice actors in it, it's not to not have a Wikipedia page at all is crazy. 08:13.702 --> 08:17.285 [SPEAKER_01]: Hold on, there is a Wikipedia page in German. 08:18.688 --> 08:24.782 [SPEAKER_01]: So I don't know if this thing like like it's one of those weird thing like oh the French love Jerry Lewis. 08:25.203 --> 08:27.969 [SPEAKER_01]: I guess the Germans love chucklewood critters 08:29.727 --> 08:33.028 [SPEAKER_01]: They love two things, David Hasselhoff and Chucklewood Gritters. 08:33.348 --> 08:37.250 [SPEAKER_01]: There are eight other holidays, seasonal specials though, is the thing. 08:37.690 --> 08:46.393 [SPEAKER_01]: And if there's eight of them, that's got to mean, there's some for like those really weirdos holidays, that I can never find one for when it rolls around. 08:46.473 --> 08:47.633 [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, the patient's right. 08:47.693 --> 08:48.833 [SPEAKER_04]: And said it's the third. 08:49.074 --> 08:51.814 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it said it's, oh, the third special. 08:52.014 --> 08:52.695 [SPEAKER_04]: I see what it says. 08:52.715 --> 08:53.795 [SPEAKER_04]: There are several. 08:54.075 --> 08:55.336 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, nine totals. 08:55.456 --> 08:58.177 [SPEAKER_03]: So, well, we got to do one for Christmas now, obviously, 09:00.148 --> 09:00.931 [SPEAKER_03]: We don't have to do that. 09:00.951 --> 09:06.667 [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, here's the thing, like, you know, again, not, not, not no English Wikipedia page, but like, 09:07.485 --> 09:14.851 [SPEAKER_04]: You know, uh, uh, we, we already said it, but Bill Ratner, the voice of Flint is a voice in this. 09:14.871 --> 09:16.332 [SPEAKER_03]: Mm-hmm. 09:16.352 --> 09:18.333 [SPEAKER_04]: Also, buttons is Barbara Goodson. 09:18.393 --> 09:23.957 [SPEAKER_04]: She's Rita Repulta, the voice of Rita Repulta, and she still works like regularly, like she's got something. 09:23.997 --> 09:26.239 [SPEAKER_04]: She's got like, she was just in Toy Story 5. 09:26.279 --> 09:27.980 [SPEAKER_04]: She does like additional voices. 09:28.280 --> 09:31.403 [SPEAKER_04]: She's got one of the longest IMDB pages I've ever seen. 09:31.883 --> 09:33.284 [SPEAKER_04]: Still regularly working. 09:33.785 --> 09:35.286 [SPEAKER_04]: Abner is Alve Moore. 09:36.026 --> 09:55.313 [SPEAKER_04]: Hank from green acres if you guys are green acres fans growing up like I was that's like that's some those those those are three fake like you know for voice actors those are legit I was expecting to look it up and see like Canadians who had each done one thing right right Yeah, man 09:56.230 --> 10:01.496 [SPEAKER_03]: But no, the fact that they're all seasonal specials is kind of fantastic for our purposes. 10:01.516 --> 10:03.418 [SPEAKER_03]: The festival. 10:03.779 --> 10:07.123 [SPEAKER_01]: Do you want to see this again, but for Easter? 10:07.873 --> 10:09.194 [SPEAKER_04]: He was boring again. 10:09.234 --> 10:09.895 [SPEAKER_04]: It wasn't bad. 10:09.915 --> 10:10.695 [SPEAKER_04]: It was

just boring. 10:11.336 --> 10:11.996 [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I don't know. 10:12.436 --> 10:21.343 [SPEAKER_03]: The thing is this cartoon kind of danced around a lot of very dark things Like and then just kind of pulled itself out of it every single time. 10:21.723 --> 10:26.227 [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, by being a little disingenuous sometimes, you know, and it's just 10:27.007 --> 10:27.728 [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, man. 10:28.088 --> 10:30.269 [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, like the crazy thing. 10:30.309 --> 10:32.291 [SPEAKER_03]: Obviously, I've never seen or heard of this before. 10:32.651 --> 10:40.457 [SPEAKER_03]: So much like Robert Clark Chan Denies, this is my first experience with this property here in episode three, the Thanksgiving episode. 10:41.177 --> 10:49.063 [SPEAKER_03]: And in the first like five minutes of this cartoon, I thought it was a show about these two adults. 10:49.663 --> 10:53.766 [SPEAKER_03]: the fox and the bear with what and starting here. 10:54.186 --> 10:55.267 [SPEAKER_03]: The bear falls asleep. 10:55.287 --> 10:57.028 [SPEAKER_03]: He's hibernating like every second. 10:57.048 --> 10:59.030 [SPEAKER_03]: I'm supposed to believe he's very lazy. 10:59.410 --> 11:04.454 [SPEAKER_03]: I just think maybe this bear works really hard and just kind of needs to sit down sometimes for God's sake. 11:04.922 --> 11:09.904 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I think it's just because of the hibernation season is coming up. 11:09.944 --> 11:12.005 [SPEAKER_01]: So we're getting close is getting more and more tired. 11:12.025 --> 11:13.945 [SPEAKER_01]: And you're trying to get this thing done before then. 11:13.965 --> 11:19.367 [SPEAKER_03]: I think that's kind of the hookah and the story of what's happening is they're trying to get preparations done. 11:19.627 --> 11:25.629 [SPEAKER_03]: But why is this bear the only non-human character in it who wears clothing? 11:26.590 --> 11:29.231 [SPEAKER_03]: No one else does this really threw me for a loop. 11:33.850 --> 11:37.631 [SPEAKER_03]: He's wearing like a hillbilly overalls with one strap. 11:37.951 --> 11:42.592 [SPEAKER_04]: I feel like that's, you know, like, look, we were all in high school roughly around the same time. 11:42.632 --> 11:48.174 [SPEAKER_04]: I feel like we all knew one dude who wore performative overalls with like one strap off the shoulder. 11:48.214 --> 11:50.475 [SPEAKER_04]: And I really was like, ugh, this fucking dude. 11:51.755 --> 11:54.576 [SPEAKER_03]: In the early 90s, Gina, that's what all the girls were wearing. 11:54.616 --> 11:56.696 [SPEAKER_03]: The Oskas begost with one strap. 11:57.937 --> 11:59.697 [SPEAKER_03]: And like a tie-dye t-shirt underneath it. 11:59.737 --> 12:00.437 [SPEAKER_03]: That was 1991 fashion. 12:04.026 --> 12:05.467 [SPEAKER_01]: I choose not to. 12:05.708 --> 12:12.493 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I guess you're right, but I choose to think that like this is that this bear is like performatively wearing these overalls. 12:12.513 --> 12:18.158 [SPEAKER_04]: Like he's like, yeah, I could be naked, but I got Amazon Prime and I need to use it. 12:18.178 --> 12:19.819 [SPEAKER_04]: So I'm going to order some overalls overnight. 12:19.839 --> 12:21.281 [SPEAKER_04]: I will fix that. 12:21.541 --> 12:29.167 [SPEAKER_01]: This as a possibility, he is the only one with a character every other, uh, uh, yeah, airfoaged air. 12:29.187 --> 12:29.748 [SPEAKER_01]: Airfoaged air. 12:29.788 --> 12:30.148 [SPEAKER_01]: Airfoaged air. 12:31.568 --> 12:34.510 [SPEAKER_01]: that he's sleepy and it's not a great character. 12:34.910 --> 12:40.833 [SPEAKER_01]: It is a thing where as everybody else, like your role is URA Fox. 12:40.933 --> 12:42.334 [SPEAKER_01]: Do you do anything particularly Foxy? 12:42.394 --> 12:45.595 [SPEAKER_01]: No, are you just sort of like a dad-ish character kind of? 12:45.956 --> 12:53.039 [SPEAKER_01]: About the two moms, if you like swapped their bodies or whatever, would you be able to tell the difference? 12:53.600 --> 12:58.122 [SPEAKER_01]: No, even the friggin' ranger, you know, you can only try, that's just uniform. 12:58.302 --> 13:02.894 [SPEAKER_04]: They need a writer who's good at character work and not just run in a way. 13:04.544 --> 13:07.285 [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, not, you write though, not a lot of characters in here. 13:07.325 --> 13:16.507 [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, so they're making preparations are like building crates that we have a whole sequence here where we watch the bear. 13:16.647 --> 13:19.287 [SPEAKER_03]: Once again, we're in a different set of clothings for nighttime. 13:19.327 --> 13:27.169 [SPEAKER_03]: He's dressed like Ebenees or Scrooge with the hat, which doesn't really come into play except for the fact that his head gets covered in honey when he's sleepwalking. 13:27.369 --> 13:29.050 [SPEAKER_03]: And I don't really understand for the reason 13:30.550 --> 13:35.452 [SPEAKER_03]: bring it up, showing it, it adds nothing, it does your character, anything. 13:35.632 --> 13:36.132 [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know. 13:36.412 --> 13:37.692 [SPEAKER_01]: Here's what's happening. 13:37.792 --> 13:43.414 [SPEAKER_01]: Plot-wise, they're building this thing because he destroyed them last winter. 13:43.774 --> 13:51.016 [SPEAKER_01]: He had shells, it looks like a kind of a bureau situation with like some drawers. 13:51.657 --> 13:52.417 [SPEAKER_01]: Very nice looking. 13:52.777 --> 14:05.270 [SPEAKER_01]: slips on an acorn and it looks like you know he smashed them so this time they're building foot lockers which I mean I don't know how that's superior to what they have especially when the whole problem is 14:05.990 --> 14:28.679 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, it seems like maybe like who knows what else he does when he's sleepwalking maybe it's like a maybe it's like a Winnie the poo situation where he's just like if it's out he'll eat it and this dude's like listen, we're going to get we're going to get a good solid padlock so that if you wake up in the

middle of the night and you go hunt for snacks, you can't get into it if you take that, um, what what do they call it, uh, it was that. 14:29.602 --> 14:32.906 [SPEAKER_01]: that medication where people would sleepwalk on it. 14:33.486 --> 14:34.207 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah. 14:34.267 --> 14:35.288 [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's all. 14:35.689 --> 14:36.089 [SPEAKER_03]: Yep. 14:36.129 --> 14:36.910 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 14:37.230 --> 14:37.631 [SPEAKER_01]: That's all. 14:37.651 --> 14:38.512 [SPEAKER_01]: That's what I was looking for. 14:38.532 --> 14:39.072 [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you, Ray. 14:39.313 --> 14:44.498 [SPEAKER_03]: No, I guess I don't understand why they waited until Thanksgiving to make these things. 14:44.598 --> 14:47.161 [SPEAKER_03]: If it happened last year. 14:47.461 --> 14:49.303 [SPEAKER_04]: No, it's for all of winter. 14:49.403 --> 14:50.404 [SPEAKER_04]: It's like, you know, 14:51.185 --> 14:56.450 [SPEAKER_04]: But they knew it was broken since spring, then they had all of spring, summer, and fall. 14:56.490 --> 14:58.513 [SPEAKER_04]: They got their foot in and gathering to do. 14:58.593 --> 15:00.134 [SPEAKER_04]: What, you think animals are lazy? 15:00.434 --> 15:01.796 [SPEAKER_04]: You think they're just surrounding it? 15:01.816 --> 15:02.857 [SPEAKER_04]: They watch an Oprah? 15:04.318 --> 15:04.619 [SPEAKER_01]: Ray. 15:05.499 --> 15:07.921 [SPEAKER_01]: do you do the dishes immediately? 15:08.401 --> 15:12.544 [SPEAKER_01]: Or do you wait until your wife screams at you to get it done? 15:13.504 --> 15:19.228 [SPEAKER_03]: That's a trick question because I do it right away, but that is also when I hear about it. 15:19.408 --> 15:20.409 [SPEAKER_01]: So immediately. 15:20.549 --> 15:21.489 [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 15:21.509 --> 15:22.850 [SPEAKER_01]: She's just getting out the middle man. 15:22.890 --> 15:24.331 [SPEAKER_01]: She knows what's going to happen. 15:24.391 --> 15:24.711 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 15:25.132 --> 15:25.752 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, okay. 15:26.032 --> 15:27.093 [SPEAKER_01]: This, this checks out. 15:28.214 --> 15:30.195 [SPEAKER_03]: So, you know, ha ha jokes on you. 15:31.945 --> 15:32.906 [SPEAKER_01]: let's say that it is. 15:33.026 --> 15:34.247 [SPEAKER_03]: Let's just say that it is. 15:34.787 --> 15:42.893 [SPEAKER_03]: And then these, these two kids, the kid, a durable kid fox and kid bear running are like, are they, who are these people? 15:43.553 --> 15:56.122 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I, I knew from a little bit of research that the show is, it was called buttons and rusty or possibly referred to as buttons and rusty. 15:56.402 --> 15:59.224 [SPEAKER_01]: So when I found, when they mentioned, when the 16:01.446 --> 16:02.787 [SPEAKER_01]: Like the bear, your name's Abner. 16:02.807 --> 16:03.728 [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, wait a minute. 16:04.408 --> 16:06.090 [SPEAKER_01]: Are we not supposed to see what the hell? 16:06.190 --> 16:07.931 [SPEAKER_01]: Who are the, what are we waiting for? 16:08.992

--> 16:12.215 [SPEAKER_01]: I was similarly to you like what are what the hell's going on. 16:13.035 --> 16:18.160 [SPEAKER_03]: I really thought that their name, the adults names were still buttons and whatever Abney. 16:18.540 --> 16:20.702 [SPEAKER_01]: What did you thought the kid, what did you think of the kids names were? 16:21.142 --> 16:22.263 [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know there were kids. 16:22.643 --> 16:23.184 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god. 16:23.304 --> 16:23.464 [SPEAKER_04]: What? 16:24.555 --> 16:32.079 [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, what point did you realize that there were in fact three bears and three foxes in this cartoon? 16:32.359 --> 16:32.819 [SPEAKER_04]: Right. 16:32.959 --> 16:34.420 [SPEAKER_04]: I thought there were two dogs. 16:34.780 --> 16:40.143 [SPEAKER_04]: How long did you live with your daughter before you realized she was a child and not another adult living in your house? 16:41.299 --> 16:45.482 [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, I don't know if you've met her, uh, Gina, uh, she is another adult, but think of her. 16:45.502 --> 16:45.823 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 16:45.883 --> 16:46.103 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 16:46.143 --> 16:47.364 [SPEAKER_01]: That's not tight. 16:47.964 --> 16:48.685 [SPEAKER_03]: Um, here's the deal. 16:49.085 --> 16:51.447 [SPEAKER_03]: I thought it was a show about, uh, a bear to fox. 16:52.108 --> 17:01.055 [SPEAKER_03]: And then the two kids came in and then I thought it was about two single parents who raised a bear to fox like boomers in that they never saw them or to care of them in any general way. 17:01.075 --> 17:01.535 [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm. 17:01.735 --> 17:05.018 [SPEAKER_03]: And then at the moms just showed up hiding in the woods somewhere. 17:05.038 --> 17:06.099 [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what that was about. 17:06.359 --> 17:07.620 [SPEAKER_03]: And then I was like, oh, okay. 17:07.860 --> 17:11.222 [SPEAKER_03]: So we have nuclear families of a two and one. 17:11.843 --> 17:13.344 [SPEAKER_03]: I hope no one else shows up. 17:13.684 --> 17:18.168 [SPEAKER_03]: And then they introduced so many characters rapid fire to this. 17:18.488 --> 17:23.952 [SPEAKER_03]: And I guess I'm supposed to know who they are already and it's just a reaffirmation of all these characters. 17:24.192 --> 17:33.802 [SPEAKER_03]: But in a relatively short, like four minute period of time, we go from the two adults to the two kids, to the two moms, to the two turkeys, plus the ranger. 17:34.222 --> 17:39.828 [SPEAKER_03]: And that's very quickly without much of an explanation who they are and what their relationship is. 17:40.129 --> 17:43.412 [SPEAKER_03]: And I'm probably missing a few other characters who also showed up. 17:43.792 --> 17:45.815 [SPEAKER_03]: You are so also also. 17:46.555 --> 18:10.685 [SPEAKER_03]: They we find out later on they live in a cave right so why so it really blew my mind when the two kids are like We're gonna go play outside jump in a toy box go down a ladder go through secret tunnels and come out the whole

of a tree I will Wow, what the cave Yeah, they came out of they came in through the cave 18:11.940 --> 18:23.363 [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like the answer is a part of the reason why there are no characters is because this is intended to be just dropped in front of you on a holiday. 18:23.723 --> 18:26.663 [SPEAKER_01]: Like it seems like a business model. 18:27.104 --> 18:28.424 [SPEAKER_01]: You make a holiday special. 18:28.824 --> 18:31.205 [SPEAKER_01]: Somebody in this case Disney channel is gonna buy it. 18:31.705 --> 18:34.705 [SPEAKER_01]: And then it gets shown every year, you make that money. 18:35.786 --> 18:39.066 [SPEAKER_01]: And no one's gonna recognize his characters, but you'll get there and you're like, 18:41.887 --> 18:42.127 [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. 18:42.447 --> 18:49.930 [SPEAKER_01]: And here we go, which is awful, but also understandable, I guess. 18:51.691 --> 18:59.734 [SPEAKER_01]: I was weirded out by the fact that there were two males who were, you know, friends, I guess. 19:00.014 --> 19:00.214 [SPEAKER_01]: Also, 19:06.436 --> 19:09.538 [SPEAKER_01]: And then there's two kids, both males. 19:09.939 --> 19:14.902 [SPEAKER_01]: And then two females who are married to the males. 19:15.743 --> 19:17.624 [SPEAKER_01]: And then I'm like, hold up. 19:20.106 --> 19:25.530 [SPEAKER_01]: I know the idea here is like, oh, here's your nuclear bare family and your nuclear fox family. 19:26.090 --> 19:32.295 [SPEAKER_01]: But the fact that they pair off so completely, like you never see them individually. 19:32.615 --> 19:33.876 [SPEAKER_01]: They're always with their pair. 19:36.937 --> 20:02.971 [SPEAKER_01]: Are these two gay couples that are just like two pairs or so that they can be together and then, you know, like, then nobody asks any questions, but clearly it is a a gay couple and a lesbian couple raising two kids, which is, I mean, if that were the case, I wouldn't, I would like this cartoon a lot more because we're interesting, then what they put on the screen, right again and. 20:04.552 --> 20:15.880 [SPEAKER_03]: What other thing that really like got to me is the fact that, okay, so this YouTube uh, copy that we watch, you could find it on our Patreon patreon.com slash know we can have to podcast for all free and paid subscribers. 20:16.420 --> 20:22.004 [SPEAKER_03]: Um, is it is basically ripped off of a cheaply recorded VHS tape, right? 20:22.364 --> 20:25.385 [SPEAKER_03]: which means there's a lot of tracking, there's a lot of bouncing around. 20:25.906 --> 20:45.455 [SPEAKER_03]: And when I, as I was watching it, the screen kept bouncing from the tracking, and I kept in my head thinking either, if there was an earthquake, or be a large creature was walking, going to walk into frame, because at the screen kept bouncing, and that never happened, and I had to like, oh, it's just, it's just poorly recorded. 20:45.835 --> 20:49.597 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you, one would hope for a kid you attack at some point. 20:49.817 --> 20:50.837 [SPEAKER_03]: thought I was coming. 20:51.498 --> 20:53.318 [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know what to expect out of this show. 20:53.879 --> 20:57.600 [SPEAKER_03]: And honestly, this is a show that did keep surprising me. 20:58.080 --> 21:03.282 [SPEAKER_03]: Not in a great way, but it did keep going in directions that at least kept me guessing. 21:03.683 --> 21:08.365 [SPEAKER_03]: So I guess that being said, good job, the turkey caper. 21:08.605 --> 21:09.685 [SPEAKER_01]: It's not nothing. 21:10.285 --> 21:13.667 [SPEAKER_01]: And in an instance like this with, you know, a just real, 21:14.615 --> 21:23.259 [SPEAKER_01]: real mediocre animation, a real mediocre writing, like I'm not going to say bad things about the voice acting, but nothing stand out surely. 21:24.639 --> 21:31.042 [SPEAKER_01]: Like if you can keep keep someone guessing, well, that's that's something. 21:31.855 --> 21:40.799 [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, it does, it seems like, it seems like, you know, when we were all heavy into comedy and some of you like, hey, man, can you be in my sketch or the weekend? 21:40.819 --> 21:46.682 [SPEAKER_04]: And you're like, I have nothing about your, gonna go be in this stupid sketch, but someday I might need a favor from this guy. 21:46.742 --> 21:52.264 [SPEAKER_04]: So, all right, I'll show up and I'll sit around for eight hours and be in this sketch. 21:52.504 --> 21:57.326 [SPEAKER_04]: Like, it seems like the boy's soccer is probably old, the writer is a favor, and they're like, 22:01.588 --> 22:04.069 [SPEAKER_01]: I still have video of the sketch. 22:04.529 --> 22:11.552 [SPEAKER_01]: I asked you to do that led to, eventually this podcast I have to assume. 22:11.632 --> 22:12.233 [SPEAKER_01]: Is that right? 22:13.533 --> 22:15.634 [SPEAKER_04]: No, because you were in one of my sketches. 22:15.714 --> 22:29.100 [SPEAKER_04]: It was the, it was the sounds of my apartment one where it was a, a, a, a garfunkle, Simon and garfunkle spoof that was like talking about like shitty LA apartments. 22:29.360 --> 22:30.841 [SPEAKER_04]: And you played the landlord at the end. 22:31.682 --> 22:32.162 [SPEAKER_03]: wait a minute. 22:33.343 --> 22:41.229 [SPEAKER_01]: I think I do that because it was a long time ago now. 22:42.830 --> 22:44.191 [SPEAKER_03]: That was several lives ago. 22:44.251 --> 22:49.235 [SPEAKER_03]: I had not realized that Simon and Garfunkel is responsible personally for this podcast. 22:49.715 --> 22:50.836 [SPEAKER_01]: You don't get that way. 22:51.597 --> 22:56.260 [SPEAKER_01]: Pretty sure it was Billy Barrett's 501, but you know, that's that actually is true. 23:00.357 --> 23:02.745 [SPEAKER_02]: The I Joel return after these messages. 23:04.496 --> 23:08.699 [SPEAKER_00]: Joe's ready to rattle some reptiles in the GI Joe mudfighters. 23:08.719 --> 23:11.781 [SPEAKER_00]: Joe, I mean, GI Joe, GI Joe mudfighters. 23:11.841 --> 23:15.484 [SPEAKER_00]: It was all the ground and it's our to the sky. 23:15.844 -->

23:18.906 [SPEAKER_00]: Like, Cobra's crawling back with a new Cobra hit. 23:19.326 --> 23:20.007 [SPEAKER_00]: Look out! 23:20.187 --> 23:21.628 [SPEAKER_00]: Hold her in battle with a new Cobra. 23:21.668 --> 23:23.970 [SPEAKER_00]: He's so demophased by a pile of ideas. 23:24.270 --> 23:25.851 [SPEAKER_00]: I know, I know, GI Joe. 23:25.971 --> 23:27.893 [SPEAKER_00]: I'll be in a matter of case. 23:27.913 --> 23:30.054 [SPEAKER_02]: GI Joe mudfighter comes with violent Cobra. 23:30.094 --> 23:30.835 [SPEAKER_02]: His was driver. 23:30.915 --> 23:33.256 [SPEAKER_00]: Nobody beats GI Joe Joe! 23:37.487 --> 23:38.828 [SPEAKER_02]: Now, back to G.I. 23:38.848 --> 23:41.529 [SPEAKER_03]: Joe. 23:41.629 --> 23:41.949 [SPEAKER_03]: All right. 23:42.049 --> 23:45.550 [SPEAKER_03]: So, this is so little happens in this cartoon. 23:45.570 --> 23:51.292 [SPEAKER_03]: They just sort of go from place to place and have capers, adventures, but not really. 23:51.672 --> 23:58.055 [SPEAKER_03]: They just sort of go somewhere boring, and then look around and be like, hey, I found a hat. 23:59.630 --> 24:00.631 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, geez. 24:00.811 --> 24:01.532 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay. 24:01.672 --> 24:01.952 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 24:01.972 --> 24:02.312 [SPEAKER_01]: Hold on. 24:02.352 --> 24:02.632 [SPEAKER_01]: Hold on. 24:03.513 --> 24:11.599 [SPEAKER_01]: The one tidbit I wanted to drop, because I wrote it down as soon as I figured it out, because I was like, there's going to be so little information about this show. 24:11.879 --> 24:13.520 [SPEAKER_01]: I need to grab every nugget I can. 24:13.860 --> 24:16.402 [SPEAKER_01]: The two turkeys are named Marty and Priscilla. 24:17.303 --> 24:18.303 [SPEAKER_01]: Just so we all know. 24:18.724 --> 24:19.004 [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. 24:19.244 --> 24:19.664 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah. 24:20.105 --> 24:22.947 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know the name of the Fox Dad's name is Roger. 24:23.367 --> 24:25.308 [SPEAKER_01]: And Abner is the is the bear. 24:27.580 --> 24:29.441 [SPEAKER_01]: What the fuck is with that hat? 24:29.602 --> 24:34.185 [SPEAKER_01]: Because he picks it up and puts on, I was like, hey, look at me. 24:34.285 --> 24:34.865 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm goofy. 24:35.286 --> 24:39.609 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm fucking the the man in yellow from a very storage. 24:40.029 --> 24:42.591 [SPEAKER_01]: And then it never gets brought up again. 24:42.951 --> 24:43.652 [SPEAKER_03]: Not interesting. 24:43.872 --> 24:44.913 [SPEAKER_01]: What the hell? 24:47.975 --> 24:51.437 [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I mean, look, I'll make sure I grab a screen grab of it for the people at home. 24:52.138 --> 24:53.019 [SPEAKER_03]: It's it's just 24:54.335 --> 24:55.496 [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I mean, what do you even say? 24:55.776 --> 24:58.038 [SPEAKER_03]: He finds a hat, he puts on the hat. 24:58.118 --> 24:58.879 [SPEAKER_03]: It's too big. 24:59.719 --> 25:01.841 [SPEAKER_03]: They all laugh and we just move on. 25:02.221 --> 25:04.523 [SPEAKER_03]: That's what we're doing on this show, ladies and gentlemen. 25:04.843 --> 25:06.725 [SPEAKER_03]: That's what this special is really all about. 25:07.025 --> 25:13.330 [SPEAKER_03]: If you can crystallize the soul of what this is to a moment, that's the moment. 25:14.891 --> 25:15.792 [SPEAKER_03]: Nothing happens. 25:16.852 --> 25:19.254 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, yeah, first I thought it was gonna be, 25:21.406 --> 25:22.807 [SPEAKER_04]: I thought this was going to end with murder. 25:22.907 --> 25:43.326 [SPEAKER_04]: I thought that this was going to be like a homologian style like like the way like I read the little description and it's like, oh, they need to like these like a like a little kid bear and a little kid Foxy to save their kids from save their turkey friends from being eaten by like some thugs and I was like, oh, hell yeah, they're going to homolog this shit. 25:45.187 --> 25:45.628 [SPEAKER_04]: They didn't. 25:46.823 --> 25:47.643 [SPEAKER_01]: they didn't. 25:47.984 --> 25:53.706 [SPEAKER_01]: They didn't fight off the invaders who were kidnapping the turkeys. 25:54.386 --> 26:02.310 [SPEAKER_01]: And I thought at the very least, we, we, we shoehorned in stuff about the pilgrims. 26:02.850 --> 26:04.391 [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, oh God, I had, 26:05.031 --> 26:08.152 [SPEAKER_01]: I was kind of hoping that we just weren't going to address that at all. 26:08.233 --> 26:11.974 [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, since he did 85, they had, they had to bring it up. 26:12.034 --> 26:13.935 [SPEAKER_04]: But the way they brought it up was weird. 26:13.975 --> 26:20.358 [SPEAKER_04]: Like, you already have a built-in, you already have a built-in thing of like, oh, no turkeys are in danger. 26:20.918 --> 26:28.002 [SPEAKER_04]: And then I was like, oh, this seems kind of weird because how were they, like, clearly these guys are taking the turkeys to be eaten. 26:28.762 --> 26:53.482 [SPEAKER_04]: is that but like how are they gonna end this if they're also like hey thanks giving is a great holiday oh no the turkeys are being eaten and then in the end like someone's gonna be like well let's go celebrate Thanksgiving and there shouldn't be a big old turkey on their table you know I was really worried we were going into a turkey on the table situation at the end how could you not be even like at the very end the the the ranger is like why don't you all come around to my house and i was like oh shit 26:58.288 --> 27:12.766 [SPEAKER_01]: But the downside of this is what you would expect from a Thanksgiving episode of anything is a gathering where we are all eating at least a lot of food. 27:13.287 --> 27:15.988 [SPEAKER_01]: And maybe it's not a turkey, great, a ham. 27:16.348 --> 27:16.968 [SPEAKER_01]: No, not a ham. 27:17.228 --> 27:19.748 [SPEAKER_01]: How about just a bunch of root vegetables? 27:20.108 --> 27:22.429 [SPEAKER_01]: Look at mashed potatoes, root beef. 27:22.829 --> 27:32.131 [SPEAKER_04]: The fair, the peanuts Thanksgiving special handled it well,

because like Snoopy's got to play, it's been like making a comeback online as like a funny girl dinner thing. 27:32.631 --> 27:38.872 [SPEAKER_04]: Snoopy's play is like popcorn, like chicken candy, oh jelly beans. 27:39.272 --> 27:41.533 [SPEAKER_04]: And like two other things, there's no meat on that play. 27:43.233 --> 27:45.534 [SPEAKER_04]: Hang on, I'll put a screen grab for the phone. 27:45.554 --> 27:49.936 [SPEAKER_01]: But you remember this, this is all an option, but you know what they go with instead here? 27:50.856 --> 27:54.938 [SPEAKER_01]: Fucking mugs of, I don't know, coffee, cider. 27:54.958 --> 27:56.619 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that was weird. 27:56.679 --> 28:01.421 [SPEAKER_04]: That was weird, they're all because then I was like, the kids are also holding mugs, like, 28:03.092 --> 28:04.133 [SPEAKER_04]: It's it's it's weird. 28:04.373 --> 28:11.800 [SPEAKER_04]: You would you would think at the very least they would have like Like a corner copia in the middle of a table and corn and rolls. 28:11.880 --> 28:23.590 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like at a goddamn table It's a Thanksgiving For Christ's sake, he doesn't even have any chairs It's out and stand Raids these creatures he doesn't like them 28:27.979 --> 28:30.080 [SPEAKER_01]: He didn't have to invite them in the first place. 28:30.721 --> 28:32.342 [SPEAKER_01]: Kind of felt obligated after you know. 28:32.402 --> 28:33.062 [SPEAKER_04]: That is true. 28:33.123 --> 28:39.387 [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, but don't take steps with like a, I don't see why not or like, I don't see how we can say no or something like that. 28:39.407 --> 28:42.209 [SPEAKER_04]: Like I was like, well, they don't want to go that dude's house. 28:42.549 --> 28:43.449 [SPEAKER_03]: You don't have a choice. 28:44.710 --> 28:47.572 [SPEAKER_03]: Said it's going out for coffee, but nothing more. 28:47.612 --> 28:48.113 [SPEAKER_03]: That's all it is. 28:50.305 --> 28:52.046 [SPEAKER_03]: C. C. Snoopy did it. 28:52.126 --> 28:56.569 [SPEAKER_04]: Snoopy's like he's got he's got a plate with like bread and popcorn and jelly beans like hell. 28:56.609 --> 28:58.370 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, thanks having dinner for him. 28:58.410 --> 28:59.351 [SPEAKER_03]: I will never get over. 28:59.731 --> 29:11.599 [SPEAKER_03]: I'll never get over the fact that after they leave and go to Charlie Brown's grandma's house or whatever he pulls out that big ass turkey that he's been hoarding the entire time didn't give it to the kids kept it for himself. 29:11.799 --> 29:12.620 [SPEAKER_03]: Who's Snoopy? 29:13.620 --> 29:13.880 [SPEAKER_03]: Yes. 29:14.221 --> 29:15.542 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, that's Snoopy's vibe. 29:15.783 --> 29:31.102 [SPEAKER_04]: There's been a whole like there's been a whole thing on social media of I guess like Apple owns the rights to Snoopy here They do Snoopy specials and I guess Snoopy now is like very sweet and cute and people are age are like yo I remember when Snoopy was a dick 29:31.482 --> 29:44.768 [SPEAKER_04]: Like here's all the videos footage of Snoopy being a dick and it's like him hoarding food and like kicking people, like making fun of Lucy and like mocking people and I'm like hell yeah Snoopy was awesome now Snoopy's a pussy 29:46.732 --> 30:13.722 [SPEAKER_03]: not not great now I do want to add a couple things that have here because the animal friends the children's and the turkeys found a book about Thanksgiving a history book a very accurate history book chronicleing the first Thanksgiving also a giant truck is coming down the mountain and almost runs the ranger off the side of the mountain and I put a picture in here basically should have run over the children yeah yeah 30:14.528 --> 30:15.429 [SPEAKER_03]: did not care. 30:16.469 --> 30:20.811 [SPEAKER_03]: They had to duck out of the way and physically speaking they should have been run over. 30:21.212 --> 30:35.820 [SPEAKER_04]: Also again like the dudes like driving the truck they're like kidnapping the turkeys and stuff like they have they have wet bandits vibes from from home alone and they like don't really get their come-ups which was strange. 30:36.620 --> 30:39.885 [SPEAKER_03]: Well, because, let me plot twist at the end, we'll get to. 30:40.325 --> 30:49.057 [SPEAKER_04]: I know, but like, you can't set them up to sort of kind of be like, good guys if they're trying to run over tiny animal children. 30:49.982 --> 30:51.804 [SPEAKER_01]: It's a real strange bait and switch. 30:51.904 --> 30:55.949 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's, and it's not even like, oh, they were distracted when they were driving. 30:55.969 --> 30:58.672 [SPEAKER_04]: It's like they already almost drove one dude off the road. 30:59.113 --> 31:01.816 [SPEAKER_04]: Now they're trying to run over small animals. 31:02.857 --> 31:04.759 [SPEAKER_04]: It's, it's a strange, it's strange. 31:05.040 --> 31:07.763 [SPEAKER_03]: But also, what's their hurry exactly? 31:09.658 --> 31:18.060 [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, so we're going to learn the story of Thanksgiving and we're going to learn it through these delightful animal characters who are all dressed like Pilgrims. 31:18.940 --> 31:36.205 [SPEAKER_03]: And I'll be honest, I'm just going to keep dropping pictures here in our chat that will all eventually hit the Patreon, but if you were to tell me based on this picture, I just posted a loan that that is a gay couple, yes, one's even a bear, yep, I mean, 31:37.525 --> 31:41.528 [SPEAKER_01]: all pilgrims look a little gay gay or not wrong. 31:41.668 --> 31:46.632 [SPEAKER_03]: I think that's and you know what a straight man don't stand that close to each other. 31:48.213 --> 31:50.795 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay now now you've crossed the line to me to weird. 31:52.016 --> 31:56.179 [SPEAKER_03]: I'm just saying right now there's a certain lack of formality with these two. 31:57.723 --> 32:04.168 [SPEAKER_01]: that you don't normally see is that what it is men being too affectionate for your taste them. 32:04.868 -->

32:05.369 [SPEAKER_03]: I'll just say it. 32:05.389 --> 32:06.970 [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not staying in that close to anybody. 32:08.491 --> 32:09.492 [SPEAKER_03]: I guess it doesn't matter. 32:09.512 --> 32:11.313 [SPEAKER_03]: I am not standing that close to literally anybody. 32:11.353 --> 32:13.795 [SPEAKER_01]: So yeah, that's the thing is I'm not over full of it. 32:13.815 --> 32:16.857 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't stand next to anybody because I don't like the touch. 32:17.297 --> 32:19.559 [SPEAKER_03]: That's that's really what I guess that's where it comes from. 32:19.579 --> 32:19.759 [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. 32:20.079 --> 32:20.700 [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, there you go. 32:21.780 --> 32:24.983 [SPEAKER_03]: It just learned that I'm what a gorephobic is that what it is? 32:27.980 --> 32:54.806 [SPEAKER_03]: anyway very very well so we learn the story of the pilgrims are doing great and they don't need anything from anybody and then they're being watched from the shadows by these Indians very clearly called Indians they meet one the children do all outgathering firewood and they are terrified they run and they run and they run and try to hide but then they get lost 32:57.962 --> 33:00.143 [SPEAKER_03]: I'd exactly know how they get lost, giving all of this. 33:00.443 --> 33:02.524 [SPEAKER_03]: The winter wind, it starts to blow in. 33:03.045 --> 33:07.086 [SPEAKER_03]: And they have to get taken in by the Native American tribe. 33:08.107 --> 33:10.808 [SPEAKER_03]: Because, and they stay there like all winter long. 33:11.008 --> 33:13.009 [SPEAKER_03]: Like they are, they are gone. 33:13.490 --> 33:17.151 [SPEAKER_03]: The parents are like, man, remember we had kids before they died in the winter storm? 33:17.211 --> 33:20.193 [SPEAKER_03]: Cause they were, we said about for firewood and they were too dumb to come back. 33:26.564 --> 33:30.566 [SPEAKER_03]: And, yeah, they get taken in by Native Americans who, you know, live in a cave. 33:33.348 --> 33:36.909 [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, or that's what they want them to think, because they don't want them know in their real address. 33:37.570 --> 33:39.291 [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, you know, what that's a very, very good point. 33:40.051 --> 33:42.993 [SPEAKER_03]: They do live in the cave, though, until spring. 33:43.813 --> 33:44.794 [SPEAKER_03]: And that's where they go back. 33:44.854 --> 33:52.438 [SPEAKER_03]: And what was really interesting to me is the, I guess it wasn't spring, but the, 33:54.467 --> 34:06.012 [SPEAKER_03]: The Native Americans, the Indians, are portrayed as having been like hiding in the woods the whole time, unknown, the pilgrims did not know about them, the way they are telling the story. 34:07.052 --> 34:14.815 [SPEAKER_03]: And then they show up with the children after, you know, some period of time, because they're out in a search party trying to find the children. 34:15.155 --> 34:19.757 [SPEAKER_03]: And immediately the animal pilgrims are like, we need to fuck up these engines. 34:22.864 --> 34:24.545 [SPEAKER_03]: They are ready to murder. 34:25.226 --> 34:26.747 [SPEAKER_03]: Well, they've been kidnapped their kids. 34:28.028 --> 34:28.709 [SPEAKER_03]: Well, sure. 34:29.249 --> 34:34.393 [SPEAKER_03]: But like, hey, Boomer, you were the one that set them off in the woods during a snowstorm. 34:34.433 --> 34:35.774 [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, what do you think's going to happen? 34:37.875 --> 34:40.898 [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, they just saw that they were going to get run over by two home alone guys. 34:42.156 --> 34:42.837 [SPEAKER_03]: I mean fair enough. 34:43.297 --> 34:51.965 [SPEAKER_03]: Well, this leads us to a great understanding of two sides and a corny copia, literally, of a, a bountiful harvest. 34:52.585 --> 34:55.568 [SPEAKER_03]: And we decide we want to have dinner together. 34:59.331 --> 35:02.614 [SPEAKER_03]: And that is basically the thanks of giving portion of this episode. 35:04.636 --> 35:05.377 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 35:06.978 --> 35:07.218 [SPEAKER_01]: All the, 35:10.200 --> 35:29.233 [SPEAKER_01]: the the the the the ranger has been reading the story they have fallen asleep and uh... dreamed themselves in these roles and then uh... at the end of it he says and that's one version of how the first Thanksgiving came about oh and i was hoping 35:30.360 --> 35:40.048 [SPEAKER_01]: I wasn't really hoping, but in my version of this, along with them being LGBTQ couples, is him saying, and that's one version. 35:40.568 --> 35:43.770 [SPEAKER_01]: Here's the real fucking story, kids. 35:44.011 --> 35:56.060 [SPEAKER_01]: Bush of white folks came in, murdered a bunch of indigenous people, took their land, and then, like, made jokes of them every Thanksgiving. 36:00.887 --> 36:05.231 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I mean, at least it wasn't the focus of the episode. 36:05.291 --> 36:09.834 [SPEAKER_04]: At least it was like a side plot to... Well, it's like the first half. 36:09.854 --> 36:10.395 [SPEAKER_01]: The first half. 36:10.415 --> 36:11.015 [SPEAKER_04]: The first half. 36:11.516 --> 36:13.698 [SPEAKER_01]: That's why it felt like shoehorned in. 36:13.898 --> 36:15.139 [SPEAKER_01]: Like what the hell? 36:15.239 --> 36:25.067 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, it felt like a crap we've got extra time and the execs want us to put in something about the origin of Thanksgiving and make it feel more Thanksgivingy. 36:28.485 --> 36:43.853 [SPEAKER_03]: Well, this is the whole thing is and this is where I felt like my attention was just like, oh, oh, this is about to get very dark because they learn the story of Thanksgiving and immediately rush out of the house to say, we have to share this with our turkey friends and I'm like, oh, 36:52.693 --> 36:54.934 [SPEAKER_03]: It is a literal genocide. 36:56.314 --> 37:02.756 [SPEAKER_03]: They go to the Turkey Valley, and all of the turkeys are being loaded up into cages and put in the back of a truck. 37:03.376 --> 37:12.640 [SPEAKER_03]: They find their friends, which is very wild, because

there's only five crates in there, and one is off by itself, two feet away from them, and they walk it and say, are you in here? 37:12.720 --> 37:13.820 [SPEAKER_03]: And they're like, yeah, we're right here. 37:13.860 --> 37:20.022 [SPEAKER_03]: The camera pans over basically six inches, and they're right in front of them, which I thought was God dang hilarious. 37:22.532 --> 37:30.535 [SPEAKER_03]: I understand that people in shows need to be cut a little dumb sometimes, but that one did get me as I was watching it like, oh, they were just right there in front of you. 37:32.235 --> 37:33.816 [SPEAKER_03]: Hey, try looking, I don't know. 37:35.216 --> 37:38.857 [SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, they get them out, this is a little, you know, that we got to stretch this out. 37:39.197 --> 37:40.918 [SPEAKER_03]: So they, they get them out of the cage. 37:41.298 --> 37:50.221 [SPEAKER_03]: They all run out as the humans are coming back in and I was thinking myself, this is a real taken situation where we rescued our friends and fuck all these other trafficked children. 37:51.692 --> 37:52.852 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, does that happen in taking? 37:53.453 --> 37:59.374 [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, Liam Neeson finds where his daughter is being held in a situation. 37:59.755 --> 38:03.596 [SPEAKER_03]: Walks through is like, you're not my kid, you're not my kid, you're not my kid. 38:03.796 --> 38:05.536 [SPEAKER_03]: That's my kid, let's get out of here. 38:06.177 --> 38:07.877 [SPEAKER_03]: And only helps his own child. 38:08.937 --> 38:11.958 [SPEAKER_01]: Like the movie ends with them just being left there. 38:12.398 --> 38:17.080 [SPEAKER_03]: I would need to see it again, but I do not remember him ever going back and getting them in any meaningful way. 38:20.204 --> 38:22.385 [SPEAKER_03]: It reads a little different in the year 2026. 38:22.425 --> 38:24.527 [SPEAKER_03]: She does it? 38:25.207 --> 38:27.929 [SPEAKER_01]: Seems to me like it should read the same way any year. 38:28.829 --> 38:34.333 [SPEAKER_03]: Well, you know, a modern audience saw that the first time and was like, yeah, man, he got his kid out. 38:34.373 --> 38:35.033 [SPEAKER_03]: Isn't that awesome? 38:37.875 --> 38:45.580 [SPEAKER_03]: So anyway, they think it trapped in a second cage on the outside and heroingly get themselves out by ripping out one of those turkey's feathers. 38:46.405 --> 38:56.832 [SPEAKER_03]: and then picking the lock, which picking the lock, which wasn't really a lock, it was just sort of a cork in a cork in an opening, really. 38:56.852 --> 39:00.654 [SPEAKER_03]: It was, I don't know, they didn't really show how it worked. 39:00.694 --> 39:03.676 [SPEAKER_03]: They just sort of reached off screen and said, I got it. 39:03.856 --> 39:06.138 [SPEAKER_03]: So good enough for me. 39:06.338 --> 39:12.202 [SPEAKER_03]: They do go back, though, and get all of the turkeys out, which is phenomenal, because we are led 39:14.575 --> 39:17.217 [SPEAKER_03]: that all these turkeys are going to slaughter. 39:18.437 --> 39:26.862 [SPEAKER_03]: We as smart people who know what Thanksgiving is, who will also go eat turkey after watching this, want them to save the turkeys. 39:29.063 --> 39:33.066 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, for the sake of the story, anyway, yeah, yeah. 39:33.806 --> 39:43.511 [SPEAKER_03]: And again, we're roping around some pretty dark themes as they watch this, because they like pull the tent down on one of the trappers, why he's in a tent right now? 39:45.398 --> 39:49.920 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, listen, we have multiple gay couples. 39:51.180 --> 39:58.183 [SPEAKER_01]: This, these two, these two trappers are having seven, some time alone. 39:58.683 --> 39:59.703 [SPEAKER_01]: They got all the turkeys. 39:59.763 --> 40:00.604 [SPEAKER_01]: They did their job. 40:00.664 --> 40:03.965 [SPEAKER_01]: Now they're in the wilderness, and they're just there to enjoy themselves. 40:07.086 --> 40:07.826 [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, you know what? 40:08.206 --> 40:08.927 [SPEAKER_03]: I wish them the best. 40:14.017 --> 40:15.339 [SPEAKER_03]: but it's only fair. 40:18.642 --> 40:23.789 [SPEAKER_01]: There are chase hijinks, which are, boy, they are lackluster. 40:24.478 --> 40:26.959 [SPEAKER_03]: So, yeah, I'm gonna just break down what happens here. 40:26.999 --> 40:30.540 [SPEAKER_03]: The turkeys tell me if I'm telling folks tell me if I'm gonna get there as long. 40:30.560 --> 40:32.441 [SPEAKER_03]: The turkeys are running away from the trappers. 40:32.481 --> 40:41.084 [SPEAKER_03]: You now have nets, and they run into the front of a bush and just sit down with their entire plumes sticking out of the bush very obviously. 40:41.924 --> 40:45.405 [SPEAKER_03]: And then the hunters just run past them and then they run the other way. 40:49.047 --> 40:51.788 [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, nobody was really trying that hard on this, I guess. 40:53.952 --> 40:59.273 [SPEAKER_03]: And I guess why make this, I guess that a lot, you know. 41:00.534 --> 41:06.575 [SPEAKER_01]: Like it seems like a way to have passive income. 41:08.716 --> 41:09.396 [SPEAKER_03]: Who could blame him? 41:09.416 --> 41:21.819 [SPEAKER_03]: Well, we do have a fun little like world building section because they jump down a rabbit hole with all the turkeys and the rabbits are not necessarily happy to have their home invaded by a whole bunch of turkeys 41:23.008 --> 41:44.185 [SPEAKER_01]: But we've already established that, I mean, I don't know, I guess these are these animals, these chucklewood critters, versions of streets because we have them leaving their cave and like going underground and popping up in another hole, which doesn't make a lot of sense at the beginning, but then like, oh, it happens again. 41:44.205 --> 41:46.867 [SPEAKER_01]: This is like, as you say, it's actually a world building. 41:47.908 --> 41:50.770 [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm going to give them the minimum amount of credit for that. 41:51.587 --> 41:57.071 [SPEAKER_03]: And in minimum story they all

jump in the foot lockers that were created earlier like that's their hiding spot. 41:57.111 --> 42:06.977 [SPEAKER_03]: So like you know what we We set a thing up and we paid it off Yeah, they weren't totally not trying no 42:08.540 --> 42:10.321 [SPEAKER_03]: And so yeah, so they're going to hide in there. 42:10.461 --> 42:15.265 [SPEAKER_03]: It goes on for, and then a whole like we really need to like pad this out. 42:15.565 --> 42:29.936 [SPEAKER_03]: So there is a whole sequence where like abner the bear comes home and then I want someone to eat and then take a nap and then he finds the turkeys and everybody's chasing everybody around for a excessively long period of time. 42:30.396 --> 42:32.658 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's a real, a really equity sex. 42:33.399 --> 42:34.961 [SPEAKER_04]: I think that that's what they were going for. 42:35.001 --> 42:38.544 [SPEAKER_04]: And really, they just got kind of like lazy, lazy, yackety sex. 42:39.845 --> 42:41.867 [SPEAKER_03]: It is, it is aggressively lazy. 42:42.248 --> 42:45.931 [SPEAKER_01]: Can you, okay, so like, they're all hiding in the footlars. 42:46.312 --> 42:47.933 [SPEAKER_01]: He comes home with a bunch of nuts and berries. 42:48.314 --> 42:50.976 [SPEAKER_01]: He puts the nuts and berries into the box. 42:51.959 --> 42:54.921 [SPEAKER_01]: Did the turkeys eat the nuts and berries? 42:55.942 --> 43:01.766 [SPEAKER_01]: Because if they did, then there's reason to be bad. 43:01.786 --> 43:03.487 [SPEAKER_01]: There's some sort of conflict there. 43:04.208 --> 43:08.831 [SPEAKER_01]: If they don't eat the berries, then why did we fucking do it in the first place? 43:08.891 --> 43:10.132 [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think they eat the berries. 43:10.152 --> 43:14.415 [SPEAKER_04]: If they eat in the berries, someone would have said, like, oh my god, all the berries are gone. 43:14.495 --> 43:15.576 [SPEAKER_04]: I think they're just hiding. 43:17.677 --> 43:18.037 [SPEAKER_01]: That's... 43:19.337 --> 43:43.983 [SPEAKER_01]: It feels weird because they do the mama at one point is like oh my god, they're going to eat aside a house in home and no one brings up the fact that either they did already eat that stuff or they did not eat all of that stuff and therefore you're being a racist bitch for saying that about these poor immigrant turkeys. 43:44.643 --> 43:46.164 [SPEAKER_01]: who are being changed by ice. 43:46.904 --> 43:47.664 [SPEAKER_03]: It was a double. 43:47.744 --> 43:48.885 [SPEAKER_03]: It was a double thing though. 43:49.105 --> 43:51.846 [SPEAKER_03]: At first off, you know, you got to turn them over, obviously. 43:51.886 --> 43:55.367 [SPEAKER_03]: But second off, the break of the law chain. 43:57.128 --> 43:57.528 [SPEAKER_03]: Thank you. 43:57.668 --> 43:59.169 [SPEAKER_01]: Put him in cages. 44:01.170 --> 44:01.990 [SPEAKER_03]: The second off. 44:04.302 --> 44:06.663 [SPEAKER_03]: It's probably a double thing of one. 44:06.783 --> 44:09.564 [SPEAKER_03]: He wasn't expecting to

find 20 turkeys at his foot locker. 44:09.864 --> 44:16.906 [SPEAKER_03]: He had it was surprised and he had a reaction, which was probably negative more than he wanted it to be. 44:17.446 --> 44:25.308 [SPEAKER_03]: But like, you know, if you walk into your house and there's 20 strangers in there that you aren't expecting hiding, yeah, I think you're gonna like, 44:26.419 --> 44:28.541 [SPEAKER_03]: you know, you're going to go into fight or flight mode, right? 44:29.182 --> 44:32.825 [SPEAKER_03]: But also he might have been concerned that they were stealing his food. 44:33.206 --> 44:38.871 [SPEAKER_03]: What other reason would he know that they would just be hiding inside his food locker, you know? 44:38.891 --> 44:41.313 [SPEAKER_01]: No, all of that is perfectly fine. 44:41.794 --> 44:45.137 [SPEAKER_01]: It was the way that they, um, I mean, they's 44:46.738 --> 44:53.622 [SPEAKER_01]: had a visual setup of the food being put into the locker with the turkeys, and there was no payoff. 44:53.642 --> 44:54.843 [SPEAKER_01]: There was no mention of it. 44:55.123 --> 44:57.324 [SPEAKER_01]: Similar to the hat, it's the yellow hat again. 44:57.344 --> 45:02.987 [SPEAKER_03]: 100%, you know, they're setting something up that isn't really earned or interesting. 45:04.448 --> 45:07.929 [SPEAKER_03]: And at this point, we have about two minutes left to go in the entire cartoon. 45:08.990 --> 45:11.131 [SPEAKER_03]: And nothing's even close to getting resolved. 45:11.611 --> 45:12.592 [SPEAKER_03]: So he, the, 45:13.365 --> 45:39.550 [SPEAKER_03]: the children go to the ranger and they say there's these guys abducting turkeys and he's like oh those are the guys who ran me off the road maybe he should have already been following up on who they were given that that had already happened to him I don't know but uh he goes to to do that so all the turkeys are just kind of like hanging around they see the truck is coming to the front of the cave this again could have gone real dark 45:42.133 --> 45:46.515 [SPEAKER_03]: I thought there was a non-zero chance they came in and abducted the turkeys and took them away at the end. 45:47.795 --> 45:57.739 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, we are with in about two minutes of the end of the cartoon, so it's not going to get that complicated. 45:58.159 --> 46:00.080 [SPEAKER_03]: No, we got to wrap this up one way or the other. 46:00.100 --> 46:03.721 [SPEAKER_03]: So with the truck pulls in, I did feel a little sense of dread. 46:06.635 --> 46:23.373 [SPEAKER_04]: I was a little bit worried for these girls and you're the target audience for this 1985 cartoon about interchangeable animals they were like I felt something and I'm happy for it sorry you're both dead inside me too I'm not the only way to survive these days 46:27.144 --> 46:34.975 [SPEAKER_03]: So we meet the trappers who come in with the Ranger and everybody's freaked out in the Ranger and very quickly he says, guys, you all got this wrong. 46:34.995 --> 46:38.500 [SPEAKER_03]: They're not abducting the turkeys for eaten purposes. 46:39.121 --> 46:41.865 [SPEAKER_03]: They're like scientists. 46:42.925 --> 46:48.309 [SPEAKER_03]: conservationists who are taking the turkeys to a a quote-unquote better home. 46:48.689 --> 46:53.733 [SPEAKER_03]: Now there is the part of me who said because there was not going to be enough food so they're taking them with places more food. 46:54.153 --> 46:58.776 [SPEAKER_03]: If I was poaching and trying to steal the turkeys, that's exactly what I would say too. 46:58.796 --> 47:00.518 [SPEAKER_01]: 100% yeah yeah yeah. 47:01.578 --> 47:03.820 [SPEAKER_03]: We're led to believe they are on the up and up. 47:05.181 --> 47:06.942 [SPEAKER_03]: I choose to believe that they were not. 47:07.082 --> 47:09.904 [SPEAKER_03]: I guess we'll see if these turkey characters ever come back again in any 47:12.003 --> 47:36.740 [SPEAKER_03]: I mean if they if they don't that means the that means the wet bandits killed them right 100% sold him for slaughter yeah and then we could dark again because yeah now we have 20 seconds to go in this cartoon we're back to celebrate Thanksgiving with the Ranger we're in the house there's no time to sit down as Chan said everybody's got mugs 47:43.745 --> 47:43.945 [SPEAKER_03]: Yep. 47:45.287 --> 47:53.777 [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't watch this ranch or anything, but a stone cold vegan, I'd pissed it up. 47:53.877 --> 48:03.788 [SPEAKER_01]: They're really as a case to be made for the possibility that they are in fact poachers and are still... 48:04.630 --> 48:08.571 [SPEAKER_01]: except for the fact that you can just get turkeys at the grocery store. 48:08.971 --> 48:17.754 [SPEAKER_01]: It's not like there's a huge profit margin on turkeys, even if you get them for free by trapping them out in the wild. 48:27.232 --> 48:34.734 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, you put them in a truck and you drove them away, that doesn't feel safe in any way, shape or form. 48:34.794 --> 48:36.335 [SPEAKER_03]: In no way does that feel safe? 48:36.515 --> 48:36.795 [SPEAKER_03]: Correct. 48:36.835 --> 48:44.597 [SPEAKER_01]: We could have ended with the truck opening up and letting them out into this supposed new valley. 48:44.837 --> 48:46.318 [SPEAKER_01]: Another goal that you could do for them. 48:47.018 --> 48:48.099 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, there's plenty of time. 48:48.379 --> 48:50.320 [SPEAKER_01]: There's so much filler in this goddamn thing. 48:50.621 --> 48:52.802 [SPEAKER_01]: There's three minutes of story in this thing. 48:53.122 --> 48:55.364 [SPEAKER_01]: You could have filled it with anything. 48:55.404 --> 48:57.726 [SPEAKER_03]: No, Chan, we needed the hat bit. 49:00.488 --> 49:02.309 [SPEAKER_03]: If that hat bit goes so do I. 49:04.070 --> 49:04.450 [SPEAKER_01]: Wait a minute. 49:04.851 --> 49:08.493 [SPEAKER_01]: Are you saying that the hat bit can go and also I can go? 49:09.074 --> 49:09.834 [SPEAKER_01]: Is that an option? 49:10.495 --> 49:12.316 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh,

you know what, somehow that is an option. 49:13.437 --> 49:13.897 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm out. 49:17.493 --> 49:18.233 [SPEAKER_03]: Good night, everybody. 49:18.493 --> 49:18.913 [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not going to. 49:18.933 --> 49:19.674 [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think. 49:19.954 --> 49:22.435 [SPEAKER_03]: Turkey, Kaper, Turkey, Kaper, 1985. 49:23.235 --> 49:24.275 [SPEAKER_03]: Look forward on YouTube. 49:24.335 --> 49:27.016 [SPEAKER_03]: I posted the link on the Patreon. 49:27.076 --> 49:28.217 [SPEAKER_03]: Again, patron.com. 49:28.257 --> 49:29.397 [SPEAKER_03]: Look forward on YouTube. 49:29.457 --> 49:30.137 [SPEAKER_03]: It's not good. 49:31.518 --> 49:32.458 [SPEAKER_04]: You try and search your people. 49:33.848 --> 49:34.989 [SPEAKER_01]: but also it is Thanksgiving. 49:35.069 --> 49:40.734 [SPEAKER_01]: So, you know, if you're really down for the season and you just can't get enough, I assure it. 49:41.254 --> 49:45.678 [SPEAKER_01]: Again, it's a lot harder to find Thanksgiving specials than it is to find Halloween specials. 49:46.219 --> 49:47.780 [SPEAKER_01]: So maybe someone just real hard up. 49:48.060 --> 49:52.964 [SPEAKER_03]: You got to put your kids in front of something to occupy their them for hours when you get drunk. 49:53.185 --> 49:55.767 [SPEAKER_03]: Just put the peanuts one on on a loop. 49:58.019 --> 50:17.312 [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no 50:22.202 --> 50:37.125 [SPEAKER_03]: uh... here's the deal fantastic uh... that is i don't know what more to add to this nothing happened apparently there's ninety seven of them with the same characters who don't do anything oh and that the comedy at the beginning i didn't talk about this because i didn't want to mention it 50:37.766 --> 50:54.990 [SPEAKER_03]: The moment of comedy that we're supposed to assume is from when the bear is hammering a nail, slams the hammer onto his own thumb, drops the hammer onto his own foot, and as he's jumping around slams down on the foot of the fox, and the children look at him, no empathy. 50:55.570 --> 50:56.991 [SPEAKER_03]: The eighties were fucked, man. 50:57.491 --> 50:59.051 [SPEAKER_03]: No empathy whatsoever. 50:59.111 --> 51:02.732 [SPEAKER_03]: They were just like, ha ha ha, our loved ones are hurting. 51:04.172 --> 51:07.053 [SPEAKER_01]: I recognize that as the shape of a joke, yes. 51:08.990 --> 51:14.472 [SPEAKER_03]: I did not like it, like the 80s were bereft of empathy for others. 51:14.552 --> 51:28.936 [SPEAKER_03]: You see it in every single piece of media that comes from that time period, and I'm not saying

the 90s were much better, but at least there was a moment in the 90s where the lead in gasoline started like we started seeing a better world as a result of it being taken out. 51:29.236 --> 51:34.738 [SPEAKER_03]: When at one point in the 90s people were like, you know, other people exist too, and they have feelings. 51:35.178 --> 51:39.180 [SPEAKER_03]: and we didn't do a lot with it, but we recognized it was there. 51:41.162 --> 51:42.362 [SPEAKER_04]: Here's the thing. 51:42.382 --> 51:43.803 [SPEAKER_04]: I thought we ended this five minutes ago. 51:44.504 --> 51:51.788 [SPEAKER_01]: If you ask Gina and Snoopy has gone to shit because he got an empathy. 51:52.168 --> 51:58.272 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so I think we know who the target demo for this sort of sociopathy is. 52:01.068 --> 52:01.748 [SPEAKER_03]: Um, here's the deal. 52:01.808 --> 52:03.169 [SPEAKER_03]: We know Gina's associate path. 52:03.189 --> 52:04.369 [SPEAKER_03]: Like this is not news. 52:04.890 --> 52:09.291 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm just trying to clue you in. 52:09.311 --> 52:10.352 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, me. 52:10.592 --> 52:11.152 [SPEAKER_04]: What's going on? 52:13.053 --> 52:20.696 [SPEAKER_01]: Honestly, I'm just stretching this out because I'm waiting for us to get to the plugs and I want to see about plugs. 52:20.796 --> 52:22.317 [SPEAKER_01]: If we plug anything. 52:22.677 --> 52:23.057 [SPEAKER_03]: His butt. 52:25.643 --> 52:27.845 [SPEAKER_03]: I made a video game and it's called Hollow Life. 52:27.885 --> 52:28.806 [SPEAKER_03]: You could check it out. 52:29.106 --> 52:30.527 [SPEAKER_01]: Nobody cares about that. 52:30.607 --> 52:47.859 [SPEAKER_03]: You could, you know, Halloween's over, but if you want a little short experience that I made myself of psychological horror, themes of grief and lost and like having a bad time in general depression, if that sounds like a hoot to you, check out Hollow Life on Steam. 52:48.239 --> 52:48.960 [SPEAKER_03]: It's currently, 52:53.502 --> 52:56.183 [SPEAKER_03]: Two bucks to support me and in my endeavors. 52:56.203 --> 52:57.284 [SPEAKER_03]: So how awesome is that? 52:58.144 --> 53:02.467 [SPEAKER_01]: Ray, this is not about some supposed to be a plug-in. 53:02.487 --> 53:05.248 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm thinking happening on November 11th. 53:06.809 --> 53:07.749 [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, never forget. 53:07.809 --> 53:08.710 [SPEAKER_01]: November 11th. 53:08.810 --> 53:16.814 [SPEAKER_03]: These in of something perhaps we're having, we're having, you know, never been having November, it's about November 11th. 53:16.854 --> 53:20.796 [SPEAKER_01]: You some math with Ms. Oki. 53:20.816 --> 53:22.837 [SPEAKER_03]: Well, that's not happening right away. 53:23.816 --> 53:27.741 [SPEAKER_03]: It's happening, it'll be out when the show drops. 53:28.442 --> 53:35.330 [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you should probably check out Game With Ray, a YouTube channel where I play video games and some final group. 53:35.630 --> 53:40.757 [SPEAKER_03]: If you like what I do here and you think I'd like this in video form with video games, 53:41.197 --> 53:44.798 [SPEAKER_03]: I absolutely think you should check out at Game With Ray 2. 53:44.858 --> 53:45.759 [SPEAKER_03]: That's the number two. 53:46.239 --> 53:51.781 [SPEAKER_03]: At Game With Ray 2 on YouTube, it's my newest channel. 53:51.801 --> 53:53.342 [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to do it for a few months now. 53:53.362 --> 53:54.802 [SPEAKER_03]: I would love some new subscribers. 53:55.222 --> 53:57.303 [SPEAKER_03]: And you would probably really enjoy the content. 53:57.343 --> 53:58.784 [SPEAKER_03]: If you're, you know, nerdy like me. 53:59.524 --> 54:07.847 [SPEAKER_01]: You realize the only reason I try and keep your crumbling marriage together is that so I can drop my kid off with your kid for a play date every once in a while, right? 54:09.221 --> 54:12.223 [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I'm fully fully aware, but you're right. 54:12.283 --> 54:15.445 [SPEAKER_03]: It's not fair of me to, you're right. 54:15.485 --> 54:18.567 [SPEAKER_03]: It's not fair of me to not plug, you know, the most important thing. 54:19.587 --> 54:27.732 [SPEAKER_03]: Vampire Detroit.com, you can check out reclaimed Detroit, a vampire, the masquerade audio drama, several episodes are there. 54:27.752 --> 54:29.794 [SPEAKER_03]: Some of them said it's the best thing I've ever made. 54:30.874 --> 54:32.335 [SPEAKER_04]: You got 10 seconds to wrap this up. 54:33.276 --> 54:33.596 [SPEAKER_01]: Let's.