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cares. 00:02:22.960 --> 00:02:24.240 Nobody cares. 00:02:24.879 --> 00:02:25.199 No. 00:02:27.199 --> 00:02:27.840 Nope. 00:02:29.039 --> 00:02:32.639 Uh so what'd you I didn't do anything cool. 00:02:32.719 --> 00:02:35.039 I did want to complain for just one second, though. 00:02:35.280 --> 00:02:35.599 Okay. 00:02:35.840 --> 00:02:42.800 Because so weird thing is the day after Columbus Day, which is next week. 00:02:43.039 --> 00:02:43.280 Correct. 00:02:43.599 --> 00:02:47.280 Is the busiest day in the post office for whatever reason. 00:02:47.439 --> 00:02:52.400 It's the stupidest, it's not like the day after Columbus Day off. 00:02:52.639 --> 00:02:53.039 Really? 00:02:53.199 --> 00:02:55.680 Oh, that's which I'm fine with because it's not real. 00:02:56.000 --> 00:02:57.919 It's not a real holiday, but it is a federal holiday. 00:02:58.159 --> 00:02:58.639 It is, I know. 00:02:59.520 --> 00:03:01.840 I will say I do miss having the day off. 00:03:02.639 --> 00:03:03.840 I'll accept it. 00:03:04.000 --> 00:03:04.319 Yes. 00:03:04.800 --> 00:03:09.759 Um it's weird because it's in the middle of October. 00:03:09.919 --> 00:03:13.840 It's not like the day after Thanksgiving or anything, but it is. 00:03:15.199 --> 00:03:24.560 I swear to God, it is Christmas is coming early this year because the last two days have been brutal. 00:03:24.879 --> 00:03:26.879 Yesterday was an abomination. 00:03:27.039 --> 00:03:30.479 I said I I don't know what next week's gonna be like when today was like this. 00:03:30.639 --> 00:03:31.759 This is gonna be awful. 00:03:32.080 --> 00:03:34.319 Well, everybody's shopping early because everybody's broke. 00:03:34.479 --> 00:03:34.879 I guess. 00:03:35.039 --> 00:03:53.280 Well, it's it's because the Christmas catalogs start rolling out, so like it's the my it's not packages so much that are the problem, but it's the mail volume and it's those stupid ass catalogs that that somehows get like 15 of them on one day. 00:03:53.520 --> 00:03:55.680 I don't even know how they still make those things hot. 00:03:56.159 --> 00:04:02.960 Somebody must be ordering from them because I had a ton of them today and I had a ton yesterday. 00:04:04.000 --> 00:04:05.439 Almost literally a ton. 00:04:05.520 --> 00:04:06.319 It was a lot. 00:04:06.479 --> 00:04:07.280 Ugh. 00:04:07.599 --> 00:04:09.680 So I just want to bitch about that. 00:04:09.840 --> 00:04:13.520 Yeah that apparently Christmas is a coming a week early. 00:04:14.400 --> 00:04:24.800 I was out till normally I am done on a Monday 2.30 somewhere in that neighborhood. 00:04:24.959 --> 00:04:30.720 On a Tuesday depends on if we get the grocery flyers, which we also had today. 00:04:32.000 --> 00:04:37.279 Like one between 1.30 and 3 generally. 00:04:38.240 --> 00:04:41.600 Pretty much any day of the week is usually between 1.30 and 3. 00:04:41.759 --> 00:04:42.480 3 is late. 00:04:42.959 --> 00:04:45.279 I didn't get back till 4 o'clock yesterday. 00:04:45.920 --> 00:04:47.199 And 3 30 today. 00:04:48.000 --> 00:04:48.639 I know. 00:04:49.279 --> 00:04:49.759 Gross. 00:04:50.000 --> 00:04:51.199 That's almost dark. 00:04:51.439 --> 00:04:52.800 It's gonna be dark. 00:04:53.120 --> 00:04:53.759 I know. 00:04:54.160 --> 00:04:55.920 Uh driving over from here in the dark. 00:04:56.560 --> 00:04:56.720 Yeah. 00:04:56.879 --> 00:04:57.600 It's a struggle. 00:04:57.839 --> 00:04:58.319 I know. 00:04:58.560 --> 00:04:59.040 Yeah. 00:04:59.360 --> 00:05:02.079 We should figure out how to meet in Lewis somewhere. 00:05:04.639 --> 00:05:06.720 I don't think that would be possible. 00:05:08.480 --> 00:05:11.759 I mean the library, but I don't think it's quiet enough for us to do all this. 00:05:12.079 --> 00:05:13.199 They have the special rooms. 00:05:14.160 --> 00:05:18.240 They have special rooms, but the library's not open until uh past 4 30, I don't think. 00:05:18.639 --> 00:05:18.959 Okay. 00:05:19.519 --> 00:05:21.519 I have actually no idea what time the library closes. 00:05:21.920 --> 00:05:22.959 You're just talking about your age. 00:05:23.360 --> 00:05:29.439 I imagine it would be open after school, but then I'm thinking it's a state-run entity. 00:05:30.319 --> 00:05:31.199 I don't know. 00:05:31.600 --> 00:05:32.560 I have no idea. 00:05:33.360 --> 00:05:34.959 Libraries could be open 24-7. 00:05:35.199 --> 00:05:36.000 I don't know. 00:05:37.839 --> 00:05:39.120 And then one other thing. 00:05:41.199 --> 00:05:43.199 Gypsy Rose Blanchard. 00:05:43.920 --> 00:05:44.480 Yo. 00:05:44.800 --> 00:05:45.279 What? 00:05:46.160 --> 00:05:49.759 Yo, as soon as all I saw was the headline. 00:05:49.920 --> 00:05:51.839 I was like, that bitch did it again. 00:05:52.160 --> 00:05:58.560 I sent it in as soon as it came up, I sent it to my sister, and my sister just sent back uh oh. 00:06:00.240 --> 00:06:02.959 I mean, that is a horrible coincidence for her. 00:06:03.279 --> 00:06:06.879 I mean, she didn't, but come on, come on. 00:06:07.279 --> 00:06:09.279 I'm pretty sure it was a drug overdose too. 00:06:10.560 --> 00:06:12.319 He was only what in his 30s. 00:06:12.560 --> 00:06:12.959 Yeah. 00:06:13.199 --> 00:06:13.519 Yeah. 00:06:13.759 --> 00:06:14.079 Yeah. 00:06:14.319 --> 00:06:14.720 Mm-hmm. 00:06:14.800 --> 00:06:15.199 Mm-hmm. 00:06:15.839 --> 00:06:16.319 Mm-hmm. 00:06:17.120 --> 00:06:17.680 Anyway. 00:06:17.920 --> 00:06:20.319 I started watching the new season of American Horror Story. 00:06:20.480 --> 00:06:21.279 And how is it? 00:06:21.439 --> 00:06:23.120 I actually am really enjoying it. 00:06:23.759 --> 00:06:25.040 It's about Satan. 00:06:25.439 --> 00:06:26.399 I love Satan. 00:06:26.560 --> 00:06:27.439 I think you would enjoy it. 00:06:27.680 --> 00:06:28.399 I might watch it. 00:06:28.560 --> 00:06:33.519 It's got all the old everybody in it, all the actors and characters. 00:06:33.759 --> 00:06:44.720 And it's 13 episodes, and each episode, because it's 13 seasons now, there's

something relevant in each uh episode behind from the past. 00:06:44.879 --> 00:06:51.439 They make a lot of Taylor Swift little puns, which is number 13. 00:06:52.079 --> 00:06:53.120 There was some other. 00:06:53.279 --> 00:07:00.959 Oh, they should I probably shouldn't give it away, but they do a Stefan um little pun from SNL. 00:07:01.199 --> 00:07:01.920 I'll have to watch it. 00:07:02.079 --> 00:07:03.839 Yeah, it's it's I've really been enjoying it. 00:07:03.920 --> 00:07:10.800 There are only six episodes out so far because it's stupid HBO or whatever that has to release one a week. 00:07:11.040 --> 00:07:12.319 Oh, they do that now again. 00:07:12.480 --> 00:07:14.639 What happened I didn't like that back in the day. 00:07:14.959 --> 00:07:17.120 No, I don't like it now. 00:07:17.279 --> 00:07:20.160 No, you can't, I can't remember from week to week what happened. 00:07:20.319 --> 00:07:26.879 Well, you can't release a whole season of shows for years. 00:07:27.120 --> 00:07:27.360 Right. 00:07:27.600 --> 00:07:30.560 Like, okay, so when we were kids, you had to watch it every week. 00:07:30.720 --> 00:07:35.519 Then you would go this whole summer without it, and then you could watch reruns and hopefully But that was all we knew. 00:07:35.680 --> 00:07:36.160 Exactly. 00:07:36.399 --> 00:07:41.519 And then you gave us a whole season at a time and then you stripped us of it. 00:07:41.600 --> 00:07:43.199 So you can't just take it back. 00:07:43.439 --> 00:07:46.959 And now Netflix is like the only one that does that, and they just have shit programming now. 00:07:47.120 --> 00:07:47.360 I know. 00:07:47.439 --> 00:07:52.560 Like Netflix hasn't had anything good on it in a long time, and it's my most expensive prescription subscription. 00:07:52.720 --> 00:07:55.040 But I'm like, I don't want to drop Netflix. 00:07:55.199 --> 00:07:55.519 I know. 00:07:55.680 --> 00:07:57.439 But they literally don't put anything good on it. 00:07:57.600 --> 00:08:00.879 No, I don't know how I'm gonna watch the Eagles game because I don't have the NFL network. 00:08:01.600 --> 00:08:02.240 Yeah. 00:08:02.560 --> 00:08:04.480 Mom was like, oh, just come over here. 00:08:04.720 --> 00:08:07.040 I was like, at nine in the morning. 00:08:08.720 --> 00:08:09.680 I don't know. 00:08:10.000 --> 00:08:12.240 But she will make me breakfast, so true. 00:08:12.639 --> 00:08:14.000 Why can't you bring the bird? 00:08:14.800 --> 00:08:15.920 Complicated stuff. 00:08:16.800 --> 00:08:17.920 Why can't you bring the bird? 00:08:18.079 --> 00:08:19.199 She's scared of birds. 00:08:19.439 --> 00:08:20.240 She had a bird. 00:08:20.639 --> 00:08:21.519 And she hated it. 00:08:21.759 --> 00:08:23.040 Okay, we've talked about this before. 00:08:23.680 --> 00:08:24.399 She didn't have the bird. 00:08:24.480 --> 00:08:25.439 My dad had a bird. 00:08:25.680 --> 00:08:26.000 Okay. 00:08:28.160 --> 00:08:30.399 But that was the two things I wanted to bitch about. 00:08:30.639 --> 00:08:30.959 Okay. 00:08:31.600 --> 00:08:32.399 I'm done now. 00:08:32.559 --> 00:08:32.879 Yeah. 00:08:33.120 --> 00:08:33.440 All right. 00:08:33.759 --> 00:08:34.159 Good. 00:08:34.480 --> 00:08:37.679 So before I get started, like share a rate review. 00:08:38.080 --> 00:08:39.679 Find us where you listen to podcasts. 00:08:39.919 --> 00:08:40.159 Yes. 00:08:40.399 --> 00:08:42.000 Follow us on all the socials. 00:08:42.320 --> 00:08:43.120 Every single one of them. 00:08:43.279 --> 00:08:43.600 All of them. 00:08:44.080 --> 00:08:44.480 Every one. 00:08:44.799 --> 00:08:46.080 At like whatever pod. 00:08:46.399 --> 00:08:50.399 Uh you can visit our website at likewhateverpod.com. 00:08:50.639 --> 00:08:50.879 Yes. 00:08:51.039 --> 00:08:53.120 And we have merch there and all the episodes. 00:08:54.399 --> 00:08:58.000 And you can send an email to likewhateverpod at gmail.com. 00:08:58.159 --> 00:08:58.720 Indeed. 00:08:58.960 --> 00:09:00.799 So Heather doesn't even know. 00:09:01.200 --> 00:09:01.679 I don't know. 00:09:01.919 --> 00:09:03.679 I love doing that too once in a while. 00:09:04.399 --> 00:09:05.039 All right. 00:09:05.360 --> 00:09:07.600 So I was looking. 00:09:08.080 --> 00:09:17.279 Um again, I love to like look at this month in history, this day in history, Gen X events, things that happen in the 80s. 00:09:17.440 --> 00:09:19.919 I just kind of scroll around and look for something good. 00:09:20.000 --> 00:09:31.519 So I found out that October 15th, which is next week, but next week's your week, is um National Grouch Day. 00:09:32.399 --> 00:09:33.519 And it's my week. 00:09:34.799 --> 00:09:42.000 So let's fuck around and find out about National Grouch Day and some Grouches Gen X grew up with. 00:09:42.559 --> 00:09:44.080 Is Oscar gonna be one of them? 00:09:44.159 --> 00:09:45.360 Because he's like my favorite. 00:09:45.519 --> 00:09:45.919 Of course. 00:09:46.559 --> 00:09:47.360 Love me some Oscar. 00:09:47.600 --> 00:09:48.559 It starts with him. 00:09:48.720 --> 00:09:50.720 He just lives in a trash can and he's cool with it. 00:09:50.879 --> 00:09:51.120 Yeah. 00:09:51.279 --> 00:09:52.000 That's all he wants. 00:09:52.080 --> 00:09:52.240 Yeah. 00:09:52.399 --> 00:09:53.039 I don't blame him. 00:09:53.200 --> 00:09:54.080 That's all I want too. 00:09:54.559 --> 00:09:57.039 Just leave me alone in my trash pile. 00:10:00.159 --> 00:10:09.360 So my references were daysofhear.com and a lot of wiki in here because wiki is good when you just want basic information about things. 00:10:09.440 --> 00:10:10.720 And that worked out for me. 00:10:10.799 --> 00:10:13.360 So I I have to stop making excuses for using wiki. 00:10:14.559 --> 00:10:15.840 I just feel bad when I do it. 00:10:16.000 --> 00:10:16.320 Okay. 00:10:16.480 --> 00:10:18.399 But I guess if I disclose it, it's all good. 00:10:18.559 --> 00:10:19.120 All right. 00:10:19.440 --> 00:10:19.840 Beginning. 00:10:20.159 --> 00:10:21.519 We never said we were

going to be truthful here. 00:10:22.000 --> 00:10:22.399 We did not. 00:10:22.480 --> 00:10:23.279 We actually tell you. 00:10:23.360 --> 00:10:23.679 We're not. 00:10:24.080 --> 00:10:25.360 Don't repeat it unless you look it up. 00:10:25.919 --> 00:10:27.440 We just tell nothing but lies. 00:10:28.879 --> 00:10:30.399 Well, that's not all true. 00:10:30.639 --> 00:10:31.360 Um, all right. 00:10:31.519 --> 00:10:41.919 Beginning in 1969, Oscar the Grouch joined the cast of Sesame Street uh in delighting American children through the children's television network and the public broadcasting service. 00:10:42.240 --> 00:10:43.679 He's my favorite Grouch. 00:10:44.480 --> 00:10:45.039 Maybe. 00:10:45.200 --> 00:10:45.600 I don't know. 00:10:46.000 --> 00:10:47.360 See, there's some good ones. 00:10:47.600 --> 00:10:53.120 Um always acting a bit grumpy and complaining a lot, Oscar's name reveals his character. 00:10:53.440 --> 00:10:59.519 The origins of National Grouch Day are not specifically connected to Oscar the Grouch or Sesame Street, however. 00:10:59.679 --> 00:11:10.639 In fact, the day seems to have been created in 1976 when Bill and Helen Chase of Chase's calendar of events were inspired by their granddaughter Monica. 00:11:10.879 --> 00:11:19.679 In sixth grade in Michigan at the time, Monica had particular had a particularly grouchy teacher whose birthday was on October 15th. 00:11:20.480 --> 00:11:25.519 So as a practical joke, Monica and her friends dubbed this day National Grouch Day. 00:11:25.759 --> 00:11:27.120 That's hilarious. 00:11:27.759 --> 00:11:30.559 As now National Grouch Day grew in popularity. 00:11:45.840 --> 00:11:46.799 I love it. 00:11:47.200 --> 00:11:48.639 I can't wait for the 15th. 00:11:48.799 --> 00:11:52.000 I'm gonna celebrate myself. 00:11:52.240 --> 00:11:55.519 That's uh my first wedding first marriage wedding anniversary. 00:11:55.759 --> 00:11:56.480 Yes, it is. 00:11:56.720 --> 00:11:58.240 So it's a good holiday for this. 00:11:58.480 --> 00:12:00.240 It is all right. 00:12:00.399 --> 00:12:04.159 So I just went through and I picked out some grouches, and here we go. 00:12:04.320 --> 00:12:06.320 Number one, Fred Sanford. 00:12:06.879 --> 00:12:07.519 Oh yeah. 00:12:07.840 --> 00:12:08.399 Fred G. 00:12:08.559 --> 00:12:15.039 Sanford is a fictional character from the 1972 to 1977 NBC sitcom, Sanford and Sons. 00:12:15.679 --> 00:12:18.480 Um Elizabeth, I'm coming. 00:12:18.960 --> 00:12:20.639 I'm coming, Elizabeth. 00:12:21.919 --> 00:12:28.240 Uh Sanford was betrayed, uh betrayed, portrayed by comedian Red Fox. 00:12:28.480 --> 00:12:34.080 Fred is an elderly, widowed, sarcastic, and cantankerous junk and auntie dealer. 00:12:36.799 --> 00:12:38.559 I think we're seeing a pattern. 00:12:39.440 --> 00:12:42.799 Who runs Sanford and son from his home with his son Lamont. 00:12:43.600 --> 00:13:01.279 Fred is known for a grouchy, irritable disposition and a need to have things his way, delusions of grandeur and occasional get rich quick, get rich quick schemes, uh, poor cooking, bow-legged walking, and a self-diagnosed arthritis. 00:13:02.000 --> 00:13:06.320 Disdain for his son Lamont, often calling him a big dummy. 00:13:06.480 --> 00:13:07.120 Yeah. 00:13:07.519 --> 00:13:08.559 I love that show. 00:13:08.720 --> 00:13:11.759 I man, I if I catch it when I'm flipping through, I'll stop. 00:13:12.000 --> 00:13:13.440 It's it's hilarious. 00:13:13.679 --> 00:13:21.120 Fred moved with his wife Elizabeth and son Lamont to Los Angeles, well, Los Angeles' Watts neighborhood in 1946. 00:13:21.279 --> 00:13:25.519 After Elizabeth's sudden death, Fred raised Lamont alone. 00:13:26.080 --> 00:13:29.120 Elizabeth, I'm coming for you. 00:13:29.519 --> 00:13:32.559 Lamont dropped out of school to help run the junk business. 00:13:32.799 --> 00:13:38.879 Red Fox appeared in all episodes except for nine in 1974 due to a contract dispute. 00:13:40.159 --> 00:13:44.240 The role earned Fox a Golden Globe and multiple Emmy nominations. 00:13:44.480 --> 00:13:52.159 TV Guide ranked Fred number 36 on its list of the 50 greatest TV characters of all time. 00:13:52.559 --> 00:13:53.840 Yes, I agree. 00:13:54.000 --> 00:13:54.320 Yeah. 00:13:54.559 --> 00:13:56.720 And he's a good he's a good grouchy person. 00:13:57.600 --> 00:13:58.559 It's acceptable. 00:13:58.960 --> 00:13:59.279 Okay. 00:13:59.600 --> 00:14:00.080 All right. 00:14:00.399 --> 00:14:03.039 Next, Archie Bunker. 00:14:03.440 --> 00:14:04.799 Does not live in a trash pile. 00:14:05.039 --> 00:14:05.519 He does not. 00:14:05.679 --> 00:14:06.720 But he is a grouch. 00:14:06.879 --> 00:14:07.840 He is a grouch. 00:14:09.120 --> 00:14:09.440 Man. 00:14:09.840 --> 00:14:14.480 That episode where uh what's her name, dies? 00:14:17.440 --> 00:14:19.039 Have you seen that episode? 00:14:19.360 --> 00:14:20.480 I mean, probably. 00:14:20.720 --> 00:14:23.600 Yeah, but like as a recent as an adult. 00:14:25.440 --> 00:14:25.919 Yeah. 00:14:26.080 --> 00:14:27.200 I don't know if I want to watch it. 00:14:27.360 --> 00:14:28.720 Why can't I think of her name? 00:14:29.039 --> 00:14:29.679 Edith. 00:14:30.720 --> 00:14:31.360 Edith. 00:14:32.000 --> 00:14:32.480 Yeah. 00:14:32.720 --> 00:14:33.039 Okay. 00:14:34.879 --> 00:14:41.840 Archibald Bunker is a fictional character from the 1970s American television sitcom All in the Family. 00:14:42.159 --> 00:14:45.039 Uh, Bunker is the main character of the series. 00:14:45.200 --> 00:14:50.080 He's a World War II vet, uh, blue-collar worker and family man. 00:14:50.480 --> 00:14:58.799 All in the Family premiered on January 12th, 1971, where he was depicted as the head of the Bunker family. 00:14:59.039 --> 00:15:07.200 In 1979, the show was retold and renamed Archie Bunker's Place, and it finally went off the air in 1983. 00:15:07.600 --> 00:15:14.480 Bunker lived at the fictional address of 704 Hauser Street in the Astoria neighborhood of Queens in New York

City. 00:15:14.720 --> 00:15:27.440 All in the family got many of its laughs by playing on Archie's bigotry, although the dynamic tension between Archie and his left-wing son-in-law Mike provided an ongoing political and social sounding board for a variety of topics. 00:15:27.759 --> 00:15:29.039 Rest in peace, Rob Reiner. 00:15:29.519 --> 00:15:30.159 Yes. 00:15:30.559 --> 00:15:34.320 Archie appears in all but seven episodes of the series. 00:15:34.639 --> 00:15:38.799 Three fifth season episodes were missed because of a contract dispute. 00:15:39.120 --> 00:15:44.399 Seems to be a theme between O'Connor and series creator Norman Lear. 00:15:44.879 --> 00:15:55.200 Archie was modeled after Norman Lear's father, Herman Lear, and on Alf Garnett from the BBC sitcom till Death Do Us Part, on which All in the Family was based. 00:15:56.960 --> 00:15:57.919 It always starts in Britain. 00:15:58.000 --> 00:15:58.320 I know. 00:15:58.480 --> 00:16:00.000 That's because they're funny motherfuckers. 00:16:00.159 --> 00:16:01.519 Yeah, they they really are. 00:16:02.320 --> 00:16:02.639 What is it? 00:16:02.799 --> 00:16:03.519 Brit Box? 00:16:03.679 --> 00:16:05.039 Man, I wish I could get that channel. 00:16:05.120 --> 00:16:05.279 Yeah. 00:16:05.440 --> 00:16:06.799 They have some good looking stuff on there. 00:16:06.960 --> 00:16:07.600 Yeah. 00:16:08.399 --> 00:16:10.799 But I'm not paying for another sub prescription subscription. 00:16:10.960 --> 00:16:12.159 You know who I did talk today. 00:16:12.559 --> 00:16:13.120 It's okay. 00:16:13.440 --> 00:16:15.840 You know who I don't think is funny? 00:16:16.159 --> 00:16:16.960 Uh, Mr. 00:16:17.120 --> 00:16:17.679 Bean. 00:16:17.840 --> 00:16:18.639 No, I know. 00:16:18.720 --> 00:16:19.120 Didn't he? 00:16:19.360 --> 00:16:20.080 So they they failed. 00:16:20.320 --> 00:16:21.679 Maybe they failed on that one. 00:16:21.840 --> 00:16:22.799 Yeah, yeah. 00:16:23.200 --> 00:16:24.080 Anyway. 00:16:24.480 --> 00:16:26.960 What was that show that we loved? 00:16:27.279 --> 00:16:28.559 Absolutely fabulous. 00:16:28.799 --> 00:16:29.120 Yes. 00:16:29.440 --> 00:16:30.320 Can't get enough of it. 00:16:30.480 --> 00:16:31.039 Oh my god. 00:16:31.120 --> 00:16:32.399 That was the best show ever. 00:16:33.200 --> 00:16:36.080 I still, if I catch it on somewhere, I'll watch it. 00:16:36.399 --> 00:16:38.159 I never see it anywhere. 00:16:38.480 --> 00:16:47.200 Um in 1999, TV Guide ranked Archie Bunker number five on its 50 Greatest TV Characters of All Time list. 00:16:47.360 --> 00:16:58.480 In 2005, Archie Bunker was listed as number one on Bravo's 100 Greatest TV characters, defeating runners up like Ralph Cramden, Lucy Ricardo, Fonzie, and Homer Simpson. 00:16:58.799 --> 00:17:03.519 Archie's chair is in the permanent collection of the National Museum of American History. 00:17:03.759 --> 00:17:04.559 I have seen it. 00:17:05.279 --> 00:17:06.480 I think I have too. 00:17:06.720 --> 00:17:13.759 Archie has a gruff, unbearing demeanor, largely defined by his bigotry towards a diverse group of individuals. 00:17:13.920 --> 00:17:18.799 He refers to his son-in-law, Michael, as meathead and dumb polock. 00:17:19.359 --> 00:17:25.359 Archie himself is depicted as a striving, loving father, and basically decent man. 00:17:25.599 --> 00:17:32.079 Nevertheless, he is ill-tempered and frequently tells his long-suffering wife, Edith, to stifle herself. 00:17:32.400 --> 00:17:37.200 Series creator Norman Lear admitted this is how his father treated his mother. 00:17:38.799 --> 00:17:44.480 Archie turned the angry white male into a cultural icon, according to CBS News. 00:17:44.640 --> 00:17:53.680 After the end of the second season taping, O'Connor said, paraphrasing James Baldwin, the American white man is trapped by his own cultural history. 00:17:53.920 --> 00:17:55.920 He doesn't know what to do about it. 00:17:56.160 --> 00:17:59.920 Archie's dilemma is coping with a world that is changing in front of him. 00:18:00.079 --> 00:18:07.039 He doesn't know what to do except to lose his temper, mouth his poisons, look elsewhere to fix the blame for his own discomfort. 00:18:07.200 --> 00:18:08.960 He isn't a totally evil man. 00:18:09.119 --> 00:18:16.160 He's shrewd, but he won't get to the root of his problems because the root of his problem is himself and he doesn't know it. 00:18:16.400 --> 00:18:16.880 Yep. 00:18:17.119 --> 00:18:17.599 Yep. 00:18:17.920 --> 00:18:20.319 Then he went on to be a police officer. 00:18:20.640 --> 00:18:21.039 He did. 00:18:21.279 --> 00:18:22.880 In whatever show that was. 00:18:23.359 --> 00:18:25.039 I love Carol O'Connor. 00:18:25.279 --> 00:18:25.680 Yeah. 00:18:25.920 --> 00:18:27.279 I think it's a I think. 00:18:27.359 --> 00:18:27.680 Yep. 00:18:27.920 --> 00:18:28.559 Yep. 00:18:29.200 --> 00:18:29.680 All right. 00:18:29.839 --> 00:18:30.880 My next one. 00:18:31.440 --> 00:18:32.640 Al Bundy. 00:18:32.960 --> 00:18:34.799 Oh, another great one. 00:18:35.119 --> 00:18:36.960 Not in a trash pile. 00:18:37.440 --> 00:18:37.759 No. 00:18:38.240 --> 00:18:39.039 Well, kind of. 00:18:39.279 --> 00:18:40.240 They were white trash. 00:18:40.400 --> 00:18:40.720 Yeah. 00:18:40.880 --> 00:18:41.759 That's true. 00:18:42.079 --> 00:18:43.359 Man, I love that show. 00:18:43.440 --> 00:18:44.720 It does not hold up. 00:18:45.039 --> 00:18:47.359 But I do love that show. 00:18:47.599 --> 00:19:02.559 It's so funny to go back and watch Christina Applegate back then because she's become such like an icon and sophisticated and standing up for you know at lots of things and to see her play that part is just have you watched Mount Modern Family? 00:19:02.720 --> 00:19:03.200 Oh yeah. 00:19:03.440 --> 00:19:03.680 Okay. 00:19:03.759 --> 00:19:05.039 So have I don't know. 00:19:05.359 --> 00:19:05.519 Yeah. 00:19:05.759 --> 00:19:26.559 I told you my theory is that out that Modern Family, Al and Peg get divorced, and that he turns

because I mean they always talk about whatever her name, the daughter's past and how she was the Kelly Bundy. 00:19:26.960 --> 00:19:30.799 And then Bud, like you could see Bud could be gay. 00:19:31.039 --> 00:19:32.000 Yep, yep, yep. 00:19:32.240 --> 00:19:32.960 I'm telling you. 00:19:33.119 --> 00:19:33.519 Yeah. 00:19:33.759 --> 00:19:34.559 I think you're right. 00:19:34.720 --> 00:19:45.920 And then when when Peg got divorced, she went and found a biker and then moved to Sons of Anarchy and had one of the most beautiful human beings ever put on this earth. 00:19:48.400 --> 00:19:50.079 I didn't even know you had a crush on him. 00:19:50.240 --> 00:19:50.960 Oh, he's hot. 00:19:51.119 --> 00:19:52.000 He is hot. 00:19:53.119 --> 00:19:53.680 Yeah. 00:19:53.839 --> 00:19:54.160 Yeah. 00:19:54.400 --> 00:19:57.519 I mean, he's no Johnny Depp, but he's still hot. 00:19:57.680 --> 00:19:58.640 I like the bad boys. 00:19:58.720 --> 00:19:59.359 Yeah, yeah. 00:19:59.599 --> 00:20:00.480 Always have. 00:20:00.880 --> 00:20:01.759 So sad. 00:20:02.880 --> 00:20:03.359 All right. 00:20:03.599 --> 00:20:12.079 Alphonse Bundy is a fictional character and the protagonist of the American television series Married with Children, played by Ed O'Neill. 00:20:12.160 --> 00:20:21.119 He is a misanthropic working class father of two who is portrayed as a tragic, tragicomedic figure. 00:20:21.279 --> 00:20:22.720 I knew I was going to mess that word up. 00:20:22.960 --> 00:20:25.039 I looked, I read it like 10 times last night. 00:20:25.119 --> 00:20:26.160 I was like, I'm still going to mess it up. 00:20:26.240 --> 00:20:26.640 I don't know. 00:20:26.960 --> 00:20:27.440 That happens. 00:20:27.680 --> 00:20:32.000 I could have gone in and changed the word for like a synonym, but no, I chose to struggle through it. 00:20:32.160 --> 00:20:32.400 Nope. 00:20:32.480 --> 00:20:34.640 I said, no, I will conquer you. 00:20:35.839 --> 00:20:36.640 I didn't. 00:20:36.799 --> 00:20:44.640 Um, he laments his lot in life, but nevertheless stands by his family, displaying wit, self-sacrifice, and resilience in times of crisis. 00:20:44.960 --> 00:20:49.599 He and his wife Peggy were rated the 59th best characters on television by Bravo. 00:20:50.000 --> 00:20:56.720 And in 2016 interview, O'Neill said that he based his interpretation of Al Bundy on one of his uncles. 00:20:57.039 --> 00:20:57.759 Makes sense. 00:20:58.720 --> 00:21:02.160 Al Bundy was born on November 7th in Chicago, Illinois. 00:21:02.400 --> 00:21:04.799 Al's mother may have been an alcoholic. 00:21:04.960 --> 00:21:13.359 As shown in flashback sequences, he recalls a moment when his mother tells him that he can become anything, and then in real time remarks, You're right, Mom. 00:21:13.440 --> 00:21:15.119 Try saying that when you're sober. 00:21:15.759 --> 00:21:23.359 He was a star fullback on the Polk High School football team and was offered a scholarship to play college football. 00:21:23.519 -->

00:21:31.119 However, a broken leg and his subsequent marriage to high school sweetheart Peggy Wanker, while intoxicated, changed his fortunes. 00:21:31.359 --> 00:21:31.920 Yeah. 00:21:33.279 --> 00:21:50.160 Al and Peggy lived in Chicago and have two children: Kelly, played by Christina Applegate, a promiscuous, dim-witted blonde, and Bud, played by David Faustino, an intelligent but sex-obsessed and unpopular schemer named after Budweiser Beer. 00:21:50.400 --> 00:21:51.359 I don't think I knew that. 00:21:51.599 --> 00:21:53.039 I didn't know that either. 00:21:53.599 --> 00:21:59.599 Al works as a shoe salesman at the fictional Gary Shoes and Accessories for today's women. 00:22:00.400 --> 00:22:02.799 In the fictional New Market Mall. 00:22:03.039 --> 00:22:09.680 Al has a sarcastic and cynical sense of humor, and he frequently makes sardonic observations. 00:22:10.240 --> 00:22:13.200 Politically, Al appears to have mixed views. 00:22:13.359 --> 00:22:21.039 Various episodes depict him mocking Rush Limbaugh, whereas others show him as a committed fan of conservative icon John Wayne. 00:22:21.279 --> 00:22:24.480 He is an ardent admirer of President Dwight D. 00:22:24.640 --> 00:22:25.599 Eisenhower. 00:22:25.759 --> 00:22:33.039 He continually battles with Marcy, a staunch feminist, and even forms a misogynist group named No Mam. 00:22:33.680 --> 00:22:34.720 I remember that. 00:22:35.279 --> 00:22:46.400 His views on economic issues display a populist disdain for the wealthy, including leading a violent protest against a proposed law that would tax beer but not wine. 00:22:48.559 --> 00:22:50.000 Oh, did you see today? 00:22:50.240 --> 00:22:53.039 Um who died today? 00:22:54.000 --> 00:22:55.519 Who died today? 00:22:55.839 --> 00:22:59.359 It was the evangelist that was married to Tammy Faye. 00:22:59.759 --> 00:23:00.160 Baker. 00:23:00.400 --> 00:23:00.640 Yeah. 00:23:00.960 --> 00:23:01.359 Wow. 00:23:04.079 --> 00:23:04.720 Interesting. 00:23:05.039 --> 00:23:05.680 Yeah. 00:23:06.160 --> 00:23:06.640 All right. 00:23:06.960 --> 00:23:08.000 That's no loss. 00:23:09.599 --> 00:23:12.559 It's just a gen X thing, though, that I thought of. 00:23:14.160 --> 00:23:15.519 All right, next. 00:23:16.240 --> 00:23:18.000 Sophia Petrillo. 00:23:19.920 --> 00:23:24.799 Is one of the four main characters on the 1985 NBC sitcom The Golden Girls. 00:23:25.119 --> 00:23:25.920 That's a good one. 00:23:26.160 --> 00:23:26.480 Yeah. 00:23:26.720 --> 00:23:29.920 The brazen wisecracking mother of Dorothy Zornak. 00:23:30.400 --> 00:23:35.200 Sophia moved in with her daughter and her roommates after her retirement home burns down. 00:23:35.440 --> 00:23:45.119 She became the unspoken matriarchal figure, bringing tall tales, wisecracks, delicious recipes, and a touch of motherly love to the Miami household. 00:23:45.359 --> 00:23:51.279 She is the widow of the late Salvador Petrillo and the mother of Dorothy Zorback. 00:23:51.440 --> 00:23:52.079 Zornak? 00:23:54.000 --> 00:23:57.839 Gloria Harker and the late Philip Petrillo. 00:23:58.160 --> 00:23:59.440 So she has three kids. 00:23:59.680 --> 00:24:00.160 Yes. 00:24:00.400 --> 00:24:02.880 Um I'm a big fan of the Golden Girls. 00:24:03.119 --> 00:24:04.559 That's another one I will definitely stop. 00:24:04.720 --> 00:24:07.279 And there is a channel or two that will run them on street. 00:24:07.839 --> 00:24:08.160 Yeah. 00:24:08.319 --> 00:24:10.240 Oh, that show is hilarious. 00:24:10.559 --> 00:24:13.839 Sophia appeared in all seven seasons of The Golden Girls. 00:24:14.400 --> 00:24:16.079 No disputes where she lost. 00:24:16.480 --> 00:24:16.960 No disputes. 00:24:17.200 --> 00:24:17.519 Exactly. 00:24:17.759 --> 00:24:19.279 There wasn't a seven episode. 00:24:20.079 --> 00:24:20.960 Dispute break. 00:24:21.359 --> 00:24:29.279 Uh during the series run, Sophia resembled the arch archetypic, uh the typical old lady. 00:24:30.720 --> 00:24:32.640 We need to put Italian in there. 00:24:32.799 --> 00:24:33.039 Oh. 00:24:33.359 --> 00:24:40.880 Because she was very much the typical white hair, small structure, wrinkles, and large framed eyeglasses. 00:24:41.039 --> 00:24:48.960 She was shown to have a fondness for conservative elderly clothing, such as cardigans, knee-high stockings, and moo moo dresses. 00:24:49.119 --> 00:24:51.119 I wear knee high stockings, by the way. 00:24:51.359 --> 00:24:55.039 And my admin, who is like 20 years younger than me, makes fun of me. 00:24:55.519 --> 00:24:57.359 One day I wore a dress and I had on black tights. 00:24:57.440 --> 00:24:58.880 She's like, oh my God, are you wearing tights? 00:24:58.960 --> 00:25:00.240 And she reached over and like pulled them. 00:25:00.319 --> 00:25:00.880 And I'm like, Yeah. 00:25:01.039 --> 00:25:02.400 She's like, You're so old school. 00:25:02.480 --> 00:25:03.920 I'm like, what else am I gonna wear? 00:25:04.079 --> 00:25:06.319 I have an undress and it's cold outside. 00:25:07.920 --> 00:25:08.960 Supposed to wear tight. 00:25:09.279 --> 00:25:15.920 Yeah, I don't do that knee boot thing that boots to the knee and then a dress, and your legs are bare. 00:25:16.000 --> 00:25:17.920 No, that's too cold for me. 00:25:18.720 --> 00:25:24.720 You know they have fleece leggings that are skin toned with like it looks like pantyhose over them. 00:25:25.519 --> 00:25:26.160 Yeah. 00:25:27.039 --> 00:25:28.960 So it looks like you're bare-legged. 00:25:29.279 --> 00:25:31.279 Well, it looks like you just have pantyhose on. 00:25:31.519 --> 00:25:31.759 Okay. 00:25:31.920 --> 00:25:35.759 But they're actually flesh-colored fleece-lined leggings. 00:25:35.920 --> 00:25:37.680 I'm gonna keep rocking my black tights. 00:25:37.839 --> 00:25:38.079 Okay. 00:25:38.160 --> 00:25:39.200 I'm just saying. 00:25:40.960 --> 00:25:46.720 Um Sophia owned a tan bamboo handbag that became her personal trademark. 00:25:46.960 --> 00:25:51.039 She carried that purse everywhere, out in

public, around the house, even in the bathroom. 00:25:51.279 --> 00:25:58.400 Look, I can attest because my mother does not put that motherfucker down for nothing. 00:25:58.799 --> 00:26:01.680 She takes that bitch everywhere. 00:26:01.920 --> 00:26:05.599 We're in a restaurant, and she goes to the bathroom, she takes it with her. 00:26:05.759 --> 00:26:08.160 And I'm like, what are you doing in there with your purse? 00:26:08.559 --> 00:26:08.960 Nothing. 00:26:09.200 --> 00:26:10.400 She doesn't want you guys to steal it. 00:26:10.799 --> 00:26:13.759 I don't know what she does, but we make fun of her. 00:26:14.720 --> 00:26:16.240 It's that generation, man. 00:26:16.319 --> 00:26:17.440 Like the purse was so much. 00:26:18.319 --> 00:26:20.079 We weren't allowed in our parents' purses. 00:26:20.400 --> 00:26:23.119 Trucks along to the and I'm like, where are you going with your bar? 00:26:24.000 --> 00:26:25.680 Leave your purse here. 00:26:27.200 --> 00:26:30.000 I don't know if they think they have to beat somebody with it or what. 00:26:30.240 --> 00:26:33.279 Maybe she's got her mace in there or something. 00:26:33.519 --> 00:26:33.920 Maybe. 00:26:34.400 --> 00:26:35.680 Who knows what's in there? 00:26:36.000 --> 00:26:37.440 She probably doesn't even know what's in there. 00:26:37.599 --> 00:26:38.640 I bet there's chocolate in there. 00:26:38.799 --> 00:26:39.279 No, yeah. 00:26:39.359 --> 00:26:40.640 In case your dad gets hung down. 00:26:43.920 --> 00:26:56.000 Sophia is best known for her wisecracks put downs and brazen remarks, often commenting on Dorothy's lack of love life, Blanche's promiscuity, and Rose's stupidity. 00:26:56.240 --> 00:27:02.079 However, despite her sharp cart uh criticism of her daughter and housemates, she loves and cares for them deeply. 00:27:02.240 --> 00:27:05.039 She even sees Rose and Blanche as surrogate daughters. 00:27:05.279 --> 00:27:14.480 The other women usually seek Sophia out for advice, which Sophia is all too willing to share, usually beginning with her catchphrase, picture it. 00:27:17.200 --> 00:27:23.039 Like Rose's stories, Sophia's parables often end with a moral from which advice can be gleaned. 00:27:23.279 --> 00:27:34.079 These stories usually also involved historical figures, with Sophia claiming to have had trysts with Pablo Picasso, Sigmund Freud, and Winston Churchill, amongst others. 00:27:34.319 --> 00:27:52.000 She also claims to have befriended many famous people, including Golden Murr, uh Mama Celeste, Mussolini, and claims claimed in the episode Miles to Go that Robert Frost was always nipping at her nose, confusing him with Jack Frost. 00:27:55.759 --> 00:27:56.240 All right. 00:27:56.400 --> 00:27:57.599 Are you ready for the next one? 00:27:57.839 --> 00:27:58.400 I am. 00:27:58.720 --> 00:27:59.920 Gargamel. 00:28:00.160 --> 00:28:06.000 Oh we're taking an old school cartoon. 00:28:06.160 --> 00:28:06.559 Yep. 00:28:06.880 --> 00:28:10.799 Gargamel is a fictional character and the main antagonist of the Smurfs. 00:28:11.200 --> 00:28:15.440 Uh it was created by Belgian cartoonist Peyo. 00:28:16.000 --> 00:28:16.960 Just one name. 00:28:17.359 --> 00:28:18.079 That's all you need. 00:28:18.240 --> 00:28:18.799 Yeah. 00:28:19.039 --> 00:28:29.839 He is depicted as a reclusive sorcerer who, alongside his cat Azriel, frequently attempts to capture the Smurfs for various purposes. 00:28:30.079 --> 00:28:43.039 Although the character was intended to be retired after his first appearance, Peyo began incorporating Gargamel in future stories, allowing him to endure as the archenemy, archenemy of the Smurfs. 00:28:43.920 --> 00:28:46.799 What a wild concept the Smurfs are. 00:28:48.000 --> 00:28:49.359 Definitely LSD involved, right? 00:28:49.839 --> 00:28:55.359 I mean, well, number one, how they get more Smurfs, because there's only one Smurfette. 00:28:55.599 --> 00:28:56.079 Exactly. 00:28:56.400 --> 00:29:00.880 So do they just like reproduce like gremlins? 00:29:01.119 --> 00:29:03.039 Or do they get wet and then they have more? 00:29:03.119 --> 00:29:05.200 Or maybe they're like earthworms and you rip them in half. 00:29:05.519 --> 00:29:07.200 And they become two smurfs. 00:29:08.079 --> 00:29:09.200 Are they gnomes? 00:29:09.359 --> 00:29:11.279 Is that what they're supposed to be? 00:29:12.240 --> 00:29:18.319 Do they have a secret sex cave where they go in and make babies? 00:29:18.640 --> 00:29:20.240 They only have one smurfette. 00:29:21.119 --> 00:29:24.079 And then they all call they all call the one Papa Smurfs. 00:29:24.240 --> 00:29:28.880 So I don't know if maybe Papa Smurf and Smurfette made all them all of them. 00:29:29.119 --> 00:29:32.240 I don't know, but the Smurfs is a wild concept. 00:29:34.880 --> 00:29:40.559 Uh Gargomel is depicted as a perpetually stooped man past his prime. 00:29:40.799 --> 00:29:42.960 His dark robe is worn and patched. 00:29:43.039 --> 00:29:45.599 He is balding and his teeth are rotten. 00:29:45.839 --> 00:29:56.160 He lives in a shack with a feline companion, a brown cat that does not speak but exhibits many anthropomorphic personality traits. 00:29:56.319 --> 00:29:57.680 I swear I can't read that. 00:29:58.720 --> 00:29:59.519 I love that word. 00:29:59.599 --> 00:30:00.720 That's one of my favorite words. 00:30:01.119 --> 00:30:02.000 Did you like how I said it? 00:30:02.160 --> 00:30:03.119 I loved it. 00:30:03.920 --> 00:30:10.960 Gargamel has a deep and strong hate for Smurfs, although he is not above pretending to befriend them when it serves his interest. 00:30:11.279 --> 00:30:13.519 I mean, I don't know how you could not hate Smurfs. 00:30:13.839 --> 00:30:14.400 I know. 00:30:14.640 --> 00:30:15.519 It's creepy. 00:30:15.680 --> 00:30:16.960 They're creepy little fuckers. 00:30:17.119 --> 00:30:17.279 Yeah. 00:30:17.359 --> 00:30:17.519 Yeah. 00:30:17.680 --> 00:30:20.720 I mean, I enjoy watching the Smurfs, but I'm just saying. 00:30:21.839 -->

00:30:23.119 If you had to be with them in real life. 00:30:23.279 --> 00:30:23.519 Yeah. 00:30:23.599 --> 00:30:29.680 Like if I was to watch it now as an adult, as a 52-year-old adult, which is probably how old Gargamel was. 00:30:30.160 --> 00:30:30.960 I don't know. 00:30:31.279 --> 00:30:33.119 Might see things a little different. 00:30:33.920 --> 00:30:40.559 Because, you know, you watch these old shows, and you know, I'm trying to think of the one I'm thinking about. 00:30:41.680 --> 00:30:48.720 We'll use dirty dancing as, you know, as the and and as a kid, you were like, Yeah, don't put baby in the corner. 00:30:49.279 --> 00:30:51.119 And now you're like, what the fuck, baby? 00:30:51.200 --> 00:30:54.160 Like, you went crazy there for like what were you thinking? 00:30:54.319 --> 00:30:54.559 Yeah. 00:30:54.799 --> 00:30:56.160 You were not using your head. 00:30:56.480 --> 00:30:57.119 You were not. 00:30:57.279 --> 00:30:58.880 Your parents raised you better than us. 00:30:59.359 --> 00:31:01.759 What is you belong in the corner? 00:31:02.000 --> 00:31:02.480 Exactly. 00:31:02.640 --> 00:31:04.319 You should have, you should have been sent home. 00:31:04.400 --> 00:31:07.119 That whole thing should have been ended and back home. 00:31:07.279 --> 00:31:08.799 That's what should have happened. 00:31:09.039 --> 00:31:16.559 So, like, now if I watch the Smurfs, what I'd be like, that Smurfs like antagonize this shit out of poor garden milk. 00:31:19.680 --> 00:31:21.519 Like, I'd be trying to kill them too. 00:31:21.759 --> 00:31:22.720 Are they like ants? 00:31:22.880 --> 00:31:26.079 And they like infest his house, and he's like, God damn it. 00:31:26.400 --> 00:31:27.279 Smurfs everywhere. 00:31:27.519 --> 00:31:28.880 Oh, the Smurfs terminator. 00:31:29.359 --> 00:31:31.920 I'm gonna, I'm gonna have to re-watch the Smurfs now. 00:31:32.079 --> 00:31:33.440 Like old school Smurfs. 00:31:33.680 --> 00:31:34.000 Yes. 00:31:34.240 --> 00:31:35.359 Just so I can find out. 00:31:35.599 --> 00:31:36.240 Yeah, yeah. 00:31:36.400 --> 00:31:37.680 You should let us know. 00:31:37.839 --> 00:31:38.240 I will. 00:31:38.400 --> 00:31:39.039 All right. 00:31:39.279 --> 00:31:42.559 Uh Gargomel has a deep and strong hate for Smurfs. 00:31:42.720 --> 00:31:43.920 Oh, I already read that. 00:31:44.160 --> 00:31:48.240 Um Gargamel always wishes harm on the Smurfs. 00:31:48.480 --> 00:31:55.920 He wants to use their essence to create gold, to use them as a key ingredient for a recipe, or to annihilate them entirely. 00:31:56.160 --> 00:31:57.920 I'm telling you, they must have done something. 00:31:58.079 --> 00:31:58.559 Yeah. 00:31:58.799 --> 00:31:59.359 Yeah. 00:31:59.680 --> 00:32:02.640 He's like, oh, I could turn them all fuckers into gold. 00:32:03.279 --> 00:32:06.240 How much money I'd have and I wouldn't be having to live in this shit hole. 00:32:06.480 --> 00:32:07.119 Yeah. 00:32:07.920 --> 00:32:09.039 Already get it. 00:32:09.680 --> 00:32:11.440 No need to rewatch. 00:32:11.920 --> 00:32:13.680 I think it found the problem. 00:32:14.960 --> 00:32:19.119 Gargamel is an invertebrate bungler. 00:32:21.279 --> 00:32:23.119 Or a bumbler like me. 00:32:24.160 --> 00:32:31.599 Some of his schemes to catch Smurfs border on the bazaar, such as a blue magnet that attracted solely blue items. 00:32:32.240 --> 00:32:34.720 Though he does have rare moments of genius. 00:32:35.200 --> 00:32:40.400 The creation of Smurfette for one, which only failed because she betrayed him and joined the Smurfs. 00:32:40.640 --> 00:32:42.240 Oh, so she did not make. 00:32:42.559 --> 00:32:45.680 I knew that when you said she and Papa Smurf made the baby Smurfs. 00:32:45.839 --> 00:32:47.039 I'm like, no, she wasn't. 00:32:47.200 --> 00:32:48.160 She was later. 00:32:49.440 --> 00:32:54.079 Um he has a seemingly, but how did he make a Smurfette? 00:32:55.519 --> 00:32:56.079 I don't know. 00:32:56.240 --> 00:32:57.599 This whole, we're gonna have to revisit it. 00:32:57.680 --> 00:32:58.559 Did he get her DNA? 00:32:58.640 --> 00:33:00.960 And I I mean he cloned. 00:33:01.119 --> 00:33:01.440 I guess. 00:33:02.720 --> 00:33:07.440 No, because if she's the only girl, there's is there other smurfs somewhere that we don't know about? 00:33:07.680 --> 00:33:11.119 Maybe he had maybe their pets somewhere else and he had one ship. 00:33:11.440 --> 00:33:12.240 Um yeah. 00:33:12.559 --> 00:33:13.440 Or we bought one from Dude. 00:33:14.319 --> 00:33:14.559 I do. 00:33:14.720 --> 00:33:17.519 I gotta get down to the bottom of the Smurfs now. 00:33:18.240 --> 00:33:22.799 I don't remember any of I mean I remember the Smurfs, but now I don't remember. 00:33:23.279 --> 00:33:24.400 Yeah, definitely not. 00:33:24.559 --> 00:33:25.839 I thought I knew the Smurfs. 00:33:26.319 --> 00:33:26.799 Right? 00:33:28.400 --> 00:33:29.599 Apparently not. 00:33:30.079 --> 00:33:35.839 He has a seemingly endless library of spellbooks, potions, and gimmicks for his life's passion. 00:33:36.079 --> 00:33:45.119 However, no matter how elaborate Gargamel's plan, they invariably end in failure, causing him to spell his catchphrase, I hate smurfs. 00:33:45.599 --> 00:33:46.640 I'm gonna be saying that. 00:33:46.799 --> 00:33:48.559 That's gonna be my catchphrase. 00:33:48.880 --> 00:33:53.440 Sometimes he will also throw a temper tantrum, uh, howling in grief. 00:33:53.599 --> 00:33:59.440 One rhetorical question he asks himself is I am brave and strong, and they are puny and weak. 00:33:59.519 --> 00:34:03.680 And why can't I defeat those miserable, vile little smurfs? 00:34:04.079 --> 00:34:04.880 Fuckers. 00:34:06.240 --> 00:34:06.880 You know what? 00:34:07.039 --> 00:34:10.159 I really am starting to come on to the gargamel side. 00:34:10.559 --> 00:34:12.960 Because you know what else is fucking annoying about the smurfs? 00:34:13.440 --> 00:34:16.559 Everything is smurf this and smurf that, and they're smurfing over here.

00:34:16.880 --> 00:34:17.840 They're smurfastic. 00:34:18.000 --> 00:34:19.599 Yeah, they're feeling smurfy. 00:34:19.760 --> 00:34:20.400 Yeah. 00:34:20.800 --> 00:34:21.840 Stop it. 00:34:24.000 --> 00:34:24.239 Stop. 00:34:24.400 --> 00:34:26.000 Don't do like the grouch. 00:34:26.320 --> 00:34:26.719 I do. 00:34:26.880 --> 00:34:30.079 I'm very, I'm very this is good times. 00:34:30.239 --> 00:34:32.960 Uh and now that I'm older, I get it. 00:34:33.280 --> 00:34:39.840 However, his defeats never discourage him, and he always vows, I'll get you if it's the last thing I do. 00:34:40.159 --> 00:34:46.320 See, we could make a grown-up version of the Smurfs now for Gen X, and he could just be like, You fuckers gotta go. 00:34:46.960 --> 00:34:48.400 It could be all violent shit. 00:34:48.559 --> 00:34:48.960 Yeah. 00:34:52.000 --> 00:34:55.280 Oh, I didn't put enough grouches on here because I only have one more. 00:34:55.519 --> 00:34:56.719 But you might want to do your. 00:34:56.880 --> 00:34:57.840 Oh yeah. 00:35:00.480 --> 00:35:04.559 Because I repeat your life, we're lucky through her teenage bike. 00:35:10.159 --> 00:35:12.800 All right, uh this week in Nicole's diary. 00:35:12.880 --> 00:35:16.960 Um, we are at December 23rd. 00:35:17.199 --> 00:35:19.280 Oh, 1987. 00:35:19.599 --> 00:35:20.960 Christmas Eve Eve. 00:35:21.920 --> 00:35:24.559 Yeah, and this is related to it. 00:35:26.159 --> 00:35:28.079 I got through off the bus. 00:35:29.840 --> 00:35:34.800 I did say through for spraying some hairspray in some boys' eyes. 00:35:35.119 --> 00:35:36.480 You had a real issue. 00:35:36.719 --> 00:35:37.360 I did. 00:35:37.760 --> 00:35:44.719 And mommy thinks she is punishing me by not letting me go to school tomorrow just because I'll miss a Spanish fiesta. 00:35:44.880 --> 00:35:45.840 Suits me fine. 00:35:45.920 --> 00:35:48.960 I get Christmas break vacation off a day early. 00:35:50.320 --> 00:35:51.039 Like that. 00:35:51.360 --> 00:35:53.360 I've always seen the silver lining. 00:35:54.320 --> 00:35:56.000 So I I remember this. 00:35:56.079 --> 00:35:58.400 Um don't threaten me with a good time. 00:35:58.639 --> 00:36:05.280 It was actually one of the kids who was a big name in the town I grew up in and that carried a lot of weight where we were. 00:36:05.440 --> 00:36:05.840 I get it. 00:36:06.000 --> 00:36:14.480 And we were on the school bus, and he kept putting his hands where they shouldn't go on me, and I got sick of it, and he wouldn't stop grabbing me. 00:36:14.960 --> 00:36:19.280 So I grabbed the big old can of um Aquanette. 00:36:19.519 --> 00:36:24.159 Aquanette out of my bag, and I sprayed him in the eyes. 00:36:24.400 --> 00:36:27.599 And then I got suspended off the bus and he did not. 00:36:27.840 --> 00:36:34.639 Well, it's funny because my sister punched a kid in the face because he was making fun of her little buddy, her little friend. 00:36:34.719 --> 00:36:43.360 He was bullying, and she punched him in the face, and he was also a very, very big name in Ocean City. 00:36:43.519 --> 00:36:43.840 Uh-huh. 00:36:44.079 --> 00:36:46.719 But because he was embarrassed, she broke his nose. 00:36:47.039 --> 00:36:47.360 Wow. 00:36:47.519 --> 00:36:47.840 Yeah. 00:36:48.000 --> 00:37:00.880 But because he was embarrassed that it was a girl, he didn't tell anybody who it was because when my sister got home, the bus driver loved my sister and I because he was black. 00:37:02.079 --> 00:37:04.159 He was black and we did not have a problem with that. 00:37:04.320 --> 00:37:04.480 Right. 00:37:04.800 --> 00:37:06.480 Unlike everybody else that went to my school. 00:37:06.719 --> 00:37:06.880 Right. 00:37:07.119 --> 00:37:07.920 I shouldn't say that. 00:37:08.000 --> 00:37:08.880 Not everybody had that. 00:37:08.960 --> 00:37:09.519 Whatever, you get it. 00:37:09.760 --> 00:37:10.400 A lot of them. 00:37:10.639 --> 00:37:16.480 Um so he didn't say anything either, probably because this kid was a jackass. 00:37:16.960 --> 00:37:30.079 And when my sister got home from school and said I punched him in the face, my mom was like, of all the kids to punch in the face. 00:37:31.280 --> 00:37:32.480 Had to be that one. 00:37:32.719 --> 00:37:34.079 Had to be that one. 00:37:34.960 --> 00:37:40.559 And but he was embarrassed it was a girl, so he didn't tell anybody, and then he started coming to school in a limo. 00:37:42.880 --> 00:37:44.239 Champagne problems. 00:37:44.480 --> 00:37:48.639 No more bus rides for him because he gets beat up by girls. 00:37:49.599 --> 00:37:52.000 So I have my um suspension slip. 00:37:52.159 --> 00:37:53.280 I can't believe you have that. 00:37:53.599 --> 00:37:59.039 It's the yellow carbon copy, like when it was three different sheets. 00:37:59.199 --> 00:38:01.840 Um, so Milford Middle School. 00:38:02.000 --> 00:38:06.320 Um principal Gary Annette is the one that signed it. 00:38:06.880 --> 00:38:11.039 Um your child, Nicole Egler, has been suspended. 00:38:11.119 --> 00:38:12.480 And then it says bus only. 00:38:13.360 --> 00:38:14.320 Well, look, all right. 00:38:14.400 --> 00:38:17.519 First it says your child, fill in the blank, Nicole Egler. 00:38:18.079 --> 00:38:21.840 Has been the options are suspended slash paddled. 00:38:24.480 --> 00:38:26.159 So suspended is circled. 00:38:26.239 --> 00:38:27.360 It says bus only. 00:38:28.719 --> 00:38:30.400 See, people, it was real. 00:38:31.440 --> 00:38:39.039 Uh, from Milford Middle School for the following reason spraying hairspray into a student's eyes. 00:38:39.280 --> 00:38:44.800 The length of the suspension is a maximum of one day, affected 122386. 00:38:45.679 --> 00:38:52.480 Um, a conference is requested to determine methods to correct the correct the behavior. 00:38:54.639 --> 00:39:04.800 Under no conditions should your child be in the vicinity of the middle school during a period of suspension, as this may lead to further disciplinary action. 00:39:05.199 --> 00:39:06.239

That's hilarious. 00:39:06.559 --> 00:39:08.239 It's really harsh for a middle schooler. 00:39:08.400 --> 00:39:10.159 You rabble rouser. 00:39:11.599 --> 00:39:15.440 The funny thing is, I was a really good kid because I was so scared of getting in trouble. 00:39:15.599 --> 00:39:18.719 But yeah, that one I mean, justice comes to justice. 00:39:18.800 --> 00:39:20.079 Like you gotta do what you gotta do. 00:39:20.480 --> 00:39:20.880 Exactly. 00:39:21.039 --> 00:39:23.679 Maybe he got hit by a mac chuck when he grew up or something. 00:39:24.000 --> 00:39:26.320 Or he's in jail for assault. 00:39:26.559 --> 00:39:27.679 Rapist or raping. 00:39:28.079 --> 00:39:31.119 Maybe he went to um Cornell. 00:39:33.199 --> 00:39:35.119 Maybe he had a kid that went to Cornell. 00:39:35.760 --> 00:39:36.480 Probably. 00:39:37.679 --> 00:39:41.119 That just infuriates me so much. 00:39:41.360 --> 00:39:41.599 Okay. 00:39:41.920 --> 00:39:46.079 I was gonna say something else, but I don't remember what it was now about you being a badass. 00:39:47.679 --> 00:39:49.440 Damn, I'm sorry you forgot. 00:39:49.519 --> 00:39:51.519 I'm not a badass very often. 00:39:53.599 --> 00:39:54.719 I don't remember. 00:39:55.440 --> 00:39:56.000 All right. 00:39:56.719 --> 00:39:58.320 Here's our final grouch. 00:39:58.559 --> 00:40:00.719 The final grouch. 00:40:02.159 --> 00:40:02.559 Mr. 00:40:02.800 --> 00:40:03.119 T. 00:40:03.599 --> 00:40:03.920 Oh. 00:40:04.800 --> 00:40:07.440 I just watched, he's got a documentary or something on. 00:40:07.760 --> 00:40:08.239 Does he? 00:40:08.960 --> 00:40:10.400 Oh, I think I did see that. 00:40:11.119 --> 00:40:12.159 Did you you watched it? 00:40:12.320 --> 00:40:12.480 Yeah. 00:40:12.639 --> 00:40:13.119 Is it good? 00:40:13.280 --> 00:40:13.519 Yeah. 00:40:13.599 --> 00:40:13.760 Okay. 00:40:14.000 --> 00:40:20.559 Because remember, I said I then I started looking for if you can download the GPS. 00:40:20.719 --> 00:40:21.280 You can't. 00:40:21.360 --> 00:40:22.559 It's very disappointing. 00:40:22.719 --> 00:40:25.199 It was only for the um Garmin. 00:40:25.280 --> 00:40:26.639 No, it wasn't Garmin. 00:40:28.000 --> 00:40:29.360 Whatever the other company was. 00:40:29.440 --> 00:40:30.639 I didn't have the Garmin one. 00:40:31.599 --> 00:40:36.400 I had the lesser comp, but it was only done for that, and they don't even have it online. 00:40:37.280 --> 00:40:37.840 I know. 00:40:38.079 --> 00:40:38.880 That's a damn shame. 00:40:39.119 --> 00:40:40.639 We just have to live in our memories for that. 00:40:40.800 --> 00:40:42.079 I'll tell you, I would still use it. 00:40:42.159 --> 00:40:43.280 That was fucking hilarious. 00:40:43.440 --> 00:40:45.599 It was by far the best one I've ever heard. 00:40:45.920 --> 00:40:46.559 Really was. 00:40:47.840 --> 00:40:48.480 All right. 00:40:49.360 --> 00:40:53.039 Um Lawrence Tarot. 00:40:53.679 --> 00:40:55.199 Is that how you say his last name? 00:40:55.360 --> 00:40:56.719 It's for it looks like it's French. 00:40:56.880 --> 00:40:57.360 I don't remember. 00:40:57.599 --> 00:41:01.199 It looks like Trudeau, but it's T-U-R-E-A-U-D. 00:41:02.320 --> 00:41:04.000 Trua True, I guess. 00:41:04.159 --> 00:41:04.320 Okay. 00:41:04.400 --> 00:41:05.519 We're just gonna con Mr. 00:41:05.599 --> 00:41:05.679 T. 00:41:05.920 --> 00:41:06.079 Mr. 00:41:06.239 --> 00:41:06.400 T. 00:41:06.559 --> 00:41:07.119 Yep. 00:41:07.360 --> 00:41:11.280 Uh he was born May 21st, 1952. 00:41:11.840 --> 00:41:15.360 Um, he's an American actor and retired professional wrestler. 00:41:15.519 --> 00:41:17.199 He is known for his roles as B.A. 00:41:17.280 --> 00:41:24.960 Barackas in the 1980s television series The A-Team and as boxer Klubber Lang in the 1982 film Rocky III. 00:41:25.440 --> 00:41:26.559 That's where he got his start. 00:41:27.440 --> 00:41:37.599 It was crazy because he was supposed to wrestle or something, and they fired him because he would he went to do the movie and he was supposed to come. 00:41:37.760 --> 00:41:41.840 So he had to I think there's somewhere down in here too. 00:41:42.000 --> 00:41:45.280 I think not about that, but I think there's more about the Rocky thing later. 00:41:45.519 --> 00:41:45.840 I don't know. 00:41:45.920 --> 00:41:47.360 I read a lot and I cut a lot. 00:41:47.440 --> 00:41:48.880 Apparently, I cut too much. 00:41:49.119 --> 00:42:03.039 Um he's also known for his distinctive hairstyle inspired by Mandinka Warriors in West Africa, his copious gold jewelry, his tough guy persona, and his catchphrase, I pity the fool. 00:42:04.400 --> 00:42:11.440 First uttered as Clubber Lang in Rocky III, then turned into a trademark used in slogans or titles. 00:42:12.559 --> 00:42:13.840 In 1980, Mr. 00:42:14.000 --> 00:42:22.559 T was spotted by Sylvester Stallone, here we go, while taking part in NBC's uh America's Toughest Bouncer competition. 00:42:22.880 --> 00:42:23.280 That's right. 00:42:23.599 --> 00:42:26.079 I didn't know they had reality TV shows like that back then. 00:42:26.320 --> 00:42:26.639 Yeah. 00:42:27.440 --> 00:42:31.280 Uh a segment of NBC's games people play. 00:42:31.440 --> 00:42:36.559 Although his role in Rocky III was originally intended as just a few lines, Mr. 00:42:36.719 --> 00:42:40.800 T was eventually cast as Club or Lang and the primary antagonist. 00:42:40.960 --> 00:42:44.320 His catchphrase, a pity fool, comes from the film. 00:42:44.480 --> 00:42:50.719 When asked if he hates Rocky, Lang replies, No, I don't hate Balboa, but a pity fool. 00:42:51.920 --> 00:42:56.079 The documentary does go into the whole and and they talk to Sylvester Stallone too. 00:42:56.159 --> 00:42:59.679 And it's well, mostly because I love Rocky. 00:42:59.760 --> 00:43:00.400 So yeah. 00:43:00.559 --> 00:43:01.599 It's a good, it's a good document. 00:43:01.760 --> 00:43:02.719 I don't remember what it was called. 00:43:02.960 --> 00:43:03.920 Yeah, I'm gonna look it up. 00:43:04.000 -->

00:43:07.599 I I feel like I remember seeing it somewhere now, but yeah. 00:43:07.920 --> 00:43:10.000 I need to watch the Jay-Z documentary. 00:43:10.159 --> 00:43:12.320 He's very complimentary of Sylvester Stallone. 00:43:12.639 --> 00:43:14.559 I think that's who gave him his I bet. 00:43:15.039 --> 00:43:19.360 Because I think they didn't want him, and Sylvester Stallone was like, we totally gotta go with that guy. 00:43:19.519 --> 00:43:24.000 See, I thought that was I must have read that and cut it out of here because I remember seeing that. 00:43:24.079 --> 00:43:27.440 That like he Sylvester Stallone really pushed for Mr. 00:43:27.519 --> 00:43:27.840 TW. 00:43:28.239 --> 00:43:29.039 He pushed for everything. 00:43:29.199 --> 00:43:29.519 Yeah. 00:43:29.920 --> 00:43:32.000 I can't wait for that movie to come out next month. 00:43:32.159 --> 00:43:32.639 Yes. 00:43:32.960 --> 00:43:33.599 I know. 00:43:35.679 --> 00:43:38.880 In the A-Team, he played Sergeant Bosco B.A. 00:43:38.960 --> 00:43:45.920 Barackis, an ex army commando, on the run with three other members of the United States government for a crime they didn't commit. 00:43:46.400 --> 00:43:48.639 As well as the team's tough guy, B.A. 00:43:48.800 --> 00:43:51.440 was a mechanical genius, but afraid of flying. 00:43:51.599 --> 00:43:54.719 When asked at a press conference whether he was as stupid as B.A. 00:43:54.800 --> 00:43:55.599 Barackus, Mr. 00:43:55.679 --> 00:43:58.719 T observed quietly, it takes a smart guy to play dumb. 00:43:58.960 --> 00:43:59.599 This is true. 00:44:00.400 --> 00:44:02.960 So they used to poison his milk, right? 00:44:03.119 --> 00:44:04.159 Or I don't drug his milk. 00:44:04.239 --> 00:44:04.639 I don't remember. 00:44:04.719 --> 00:44:07.440 You didn't watch the oh man, we were avid. 00:44:07.599 --> 00:44:19.920 I think they always gave him a glass of milk and they had put a sleep aid in it, and then he'd drink the milk and he'd fall asleep and they'd put him in whatever they had to fly in, and then they'd get him to where they'd be like, but like every time he fell for it. 00:44:20.639 --> 00:44:29.599 I gotta see what was on at the same time as it, because I feel like whatever I was The A-Team was a really good show. 00:44:30.559 --> 00:44:34.000 Um the series was a major hit, and B.A. 00:44:34.079 --> 00:44:39.760 Barackis in particular quickly became a cult character and the de facto star of the show. 00:44:40.159 --> 00:44:45.119 Reportedly sparking tensions with seasoned actor George Pipard, although Mr. 00:44:45.199 --> 00:44:48.239 T always maintained that these were unfounded rumors. 00:44:48.480 --> 00:44:48.719 Mr. 00:44:48.960 --> 00:44:53.519 T was reported to be earning$80,000 a week for his role on the A team. 00:44:53.599 --> 00:44:54.880 That was a lot of money back then. 00:44:55.119 --> 00:44:56.480 $80,000 a week? 00:44:57.360 --> 00:44:57.760 Yeah. 00:44:58.000 --> 00:44:58.639 It's a lot. 00:44:58.880 --> 00:44:59.119 It

is. 00:44:59.360 --> 00:45:03.599 Did you find out what's uh It was on a Tuesday, it was on Tuesday at 8. 00:45:04.000 --> 00:45:12.880 And it doesn't say there was anything really that was up against it, but Tuesday nights there was one show, but it didn't come on until 10. 00:45:13.519 --> 00:45:14.800 9 or 10. 00:45:15.039 --> 00:45:17.039 And I did not miss it. 00:45:17.119 --> 00:45:18.639 And that was moonlighting. 00:45:18.960 --> 00:45:19.280 Oh. 00:45:20.320 --> 00:45:21.920 I wasn't allowed to watch moonlighting. 00:45:22.000 --> 00:45:23.280 I did not miss it. 00:45:23.840 --> 00:45:25.280 There was no missing moonlighting. 00:45:25.519 --> 00:45:30.000 Maybe you were napping at eight, so you'd be able to stay up and watch moonlighting. 00:45:30.159 --> 00:45:33.360 Because that was like the one I did not miss moonlighting. 00:45:34.079 --> 00:45:36.639 Yeah, I wish I would have watched that, but I wasn't allowed to watch it. 00:45:37.519 --> 00:45:38.960 Yeah, well, I'm sure. 00:45:41.119 --> 00:45:41.519 Mr. 00:45:41.679 --> 00:45:46.800 T was born in Chicago, Illinois, the youngest son of a family with 12 children. 00:45:47.039 --> 00:45:54.159 He and his four sisters and seven brothers grew up in a three-room apartment in the Robert Taylor Homes public housing. 00:45:54.400 --> 00:45:59.119 His father, Nathaniel T, was a minister. 00:45:59.679 --> 00:46:05.599 After his father left, when Lawrence was five years old, he shortened his name to Lawrence Tarot. 00:46:06.159 --> 00:46:09.920 In 1970, he legally changed his name to T. 00:46:10.320 --> 00:46:11.280 His new name, Mr. 00:46:11.440 --> 00:46:16.880 T, was based upon his childhood impressions regarding the lack of respect from white people for his family. 00:46:17.199 --> 00:46:25.039 T recalls, I think about my father being called boy, my uncle being called boy, my brother coming back from Vietnam and being called boy. 00:46:25.199 --> 00:46:30.559 So I questioned myself, what does a black man have to do before he's given respect as a man? 00:46:30.719 --> 00:46:38.639 So when I was 18 years old, when I was old enough to fight and die for my country, old enough to drink, old enough to vote, I said I was old enough to be called a man. 00:46:38.800 --> 00:46:40.880 I self-ordained myself Mr. 00:46:41.119 --> 00:46:41.280 T. 00:46:41.440 --> 00:46:45.119 So the first word out of everybody's mouth is Mr. 00:46:45.760 --> 00:46:46.320 Gone. 00:46:46.480 --> 00:46:47.199 I love it. 00:46:47.519 --> 00:46:48.880 Drop the mic. 00:46:50.400 --> 00:46:52.400 So that's all my grouches. 00:46:52.800 --> 00:46:53.679 I love it. 00:46:54.559 --> 00:46:55.280 I love it. 00:46:55.440 --> 00:46:57.920 And I'm mad that I could have, I would have had time for more. 00:46:58.000 --> 00:46:59.039 I felt like it was a lot. 00:46:59.119 --> 00:47:01.119 But I got one out of the top of my head. 00:47:01.199 --> 00:47:01.760 Yeah, go for it. 00:47:02.079 --> 00:47:02.880 Garfield. 00:47:03.119 --> 00:47:03.679 Yeah. 00:47:04.000 --> 00:47:05.280 He was quite grouchy. 00:47:05.519 --> 00:47:06.400 Very grouchy. 00:47:06.639 --> 00:47:07.360 Just upset. 00:47:07.519 --> 00:47:08.960 Because he was always hungry. 00:47:09.360 --> 00:47:10.559 He just wanted those ones. 00:47:10.800 --> 00:47:12.559 But why did he have to torture the dog? 00:47:12.880 --> 00:47:14.159 Odie was annoying. 00:47:14.400 --> 00:47:16.159 Okay, but Odie was a dog. 00:47:16.480 --> 00:47:17.679 An annoying dog. 00:47:18.000 --> 00:47:18.320 Okay. 00:47:18.960 --> 00:47:22.000 But you got a cat person and a dog person. 00:47:22.079 --> 00:47:22.320 Yeah. 00:47:22.559 --> 00:47:23.360 Disputing this. 00:47:23.760 --> 00:47:25.119 We're never gonna come to a conclusion. 00:47:25.360 --> 00:47:25.840 We're never. 00:47:26.480 --> 00:47:27.440 We're never gonna know. 00:47:27.599 --> 00:47:30.159 I'm I can't see Garfield's side on that one. 00:47:30.719 --> 00:47:35.920 I mean, I like lasagna, but yeah. 00:47:36.079 --> 00:47:38.239 What were some of the other ones that I saw? 00:47:38.800 --> 00:47:39.840 Dang it. 00:47:40.639 --> 00:47:42.000 My brain's fried today. 00:47:42.239 --> 00:47:42.480 I know. 00:47:42.559 --> 00:47:43.760 I'm trying to think of one out. 00:47:44.000 --> 00:47:49.360 Oh and then one two more, technically. 00:47:49.920 --> 00:47:52.719 Statler and Waldorf from The Muppet. 00:47:54.000 --> 00:47:57.679 First of all, I love The Muppets. 00:47:58.320 --> 00:47:59.599 Very much so, yeah. 00:48:00.719 --> 00:48:07.360 Um the first movie I ever saw was the Muppet movie in theaters. 00:48:07.519 --> 00:48:08.639 And my dad took me. 00:48:08.960 --> 00:48:10.320 And those movies are so good. 00:48:10.880 --> 00:48:11.519 Yes. 00:48:12.639 --> 00:48:16.159 My dad is particularly fond of animal. 00:48:17.440 --> 00:48:18.159 That makes sense. 00:48:18.400 --> 00:48:18.639 Yeah. 00:48:18.880 --> 00:48:22.880 And we I got him for Christmas a couple years ago. 00:48:23.199 --> 00:48:29.280 It is a thing that goes over your helmet that is animal. 00:48:31.280 --> 00:48:35.760 But he couldn't wear it because it was impeding his eyes or something. 00:48:36.079 --> 00:48:37.199 I don't know. 00:48:37.519 --> 00:48:40.880 But those two were fucking fantastic. 00:48:41.199 --> 00:48:43.119 They like made the show. 00:48:43.440 --> 00:48:44.960 It was great. 00:48:45.280 --> 00:48:51.840 They did a revamp and they they ran a Muppet show like this with Sabrina Carpenter. 00:48:51.920 --> 00:48:52.880 I saw it. 00:48:53.920 --> 00:48:54.800 I didn't like it. 00:48:55.039 --> 00:48:55.679 I didn't either. 00:48:57.599 --> 00:48:58.800 Didn't made me sad. 00:48:59.519 --> 00:49:00.000 Yeah. 00:49:00.239 --> 00:49:04.159 Don't tell me you're giving me the Muppets and then half the show is Sabrina Carpenter. 00:49:04.320 --> 00:49:06.079 And it was only like half an hour long. 00:49:06.159 --> 00:49:06.320 Yeah. 00:49:07.119 --> 00:49:08.239 And it wasn't very Muppety.

00:49:08.719 --> 00:49:09.360 What the hell was that? 00:49:09.440 --> 00:49:09.679 Yeah. 00:49:09.760 --> 00:49:11.440 Where where was Gonzo and the chicken? 00:49:12.239 --> 00:49:13.519 Yeah, like I don't know. 00:49:13.679 --> 00:49:14.480 I don't know. 00:49:14.800 --> 00:49:16.159 That made me grumpy. 00:49:16.400 --> 00:49:17.039 Yeah. 00:49:17.440 --> 00:49:17.840 Yeah. 00:49:18.320 --> 00:49:18.639 Yeah. 00:49:18.719 --> 00:49:23.760 I I just uh the mup, what a great concept the Muppets were. 00:49:23.920 --> 00:49:24.320 Yes. 00:49:24.639 --> 00:49:26.400 Jim Henson is a genius. 00:49:26.639 --> 00:49:27.360 I mean for real. 00:49:27.440 --> 00:49:27.840 Like those. 00:49:29.599 --> 00:49:30.159 Yeah. 00:49:30.400 --> 00:49:31.039 Yep. 00:49:31.599 --> 00:49:34.079 But we did grow up with a lot of grouchy characters. 00:49:34.239 --> 00:49:34.559 We did. 00:49:34.800 --> 00:49:35.679 We really did. 00:49:36.159 --> 00:49:37.599 Because we are grouchy. 00:49:37.840 --> 00:49:38.400 Yeah. 00:49:38.639 --> 00:49:39.840 Maybe that's why. 00:49:41.280 --> 00:49:43.599 Maybe that's why it's what we were exposed to. 00:49:44.000 --> 00:49:45.599 Like, well, that's what you're supposed to be. 00:49:45.920 --> 00:49:50.719 I'm telling you, I think as an adult, you go back and watch all these and you'd be like, mm, it makes sense. 00:49:50.880 --> 00:49:51.360 Yeah. 00:49:51.920 --> 00:49:53.440 Maybe not Archie Bunker. 00:49:53.760 --> 00:49:54.079 No. 00:49:54.559 --> 00:49:59.119 No, there was there was quite a bit I had to cut out of that one because I didn't want to make it about that. 00:49:59.440 --> 00:50:01.840 But as I was reading it, I was like, Yeah. 00:50:02.079 --> 00:50:03.679 That's pretty bad. 00:50:05.039 --> 00:50:07.679 But but he's the number one TV character of all time. 00:50:07.920 --> 00:50:08.960 Well apparently. 00:50:09.599 --> 00:50:21.440 Well, because I think it was like a I mean, Rob Reiner did the show, so it's not like it was like I think it was just intended to show that's outgoing. 00:50:21.519 --> 00:50:24.960 Like that's not who we know. 00:50:25.039 --> 00:50:32.079 And and I I think when he changed to Archie Bunker's place, he was nicer. 00:50:33.119 --> 00:50:35.119 Because I remember there being like a little kid. 00:50:36.079 --> 00:50:37.360 A little girl, maybe. 00:50:38.400 --> 00:50:38.800 Yeah. 00:50:39.280 --> 00:50:40.800 Maybe Meathead had a kid. 00:50:41.119 --> 00:50:42.320 No, I don't think so. 00:50:42.480 --> 00:50:44.000 I think she was just some rando. 00:50:45.599 --> 00:50:45.760 Okay. 00:50:46.239 --> 00:50:47.360 Like Punky Brewster. 00:50:47.599 --> 00:50:48.639 Maybe like a neighbor or something. 00:50:48.800 --> 00:50:50.960 A kid that came over him or something. 00:50:51.280 --> 00:50:53.119 I I don't remember now, but yeah. 00:50:53.440 --> 00:50:55.199 Punk what another wild concept. 00:50:55.360 --> 00:50:56.400 Punky Brewster. 00:51:02.400 --> 00:51:03.840 Orphans everywhere. 00:51:04.320 --> 00:51:06.400 Do they even have orphanages anymore? 00:51:06.559 --> 00:51:06.960 Yes. 00:51:07.199 --> 00:51:07.679 Do they? 00:51:07.840 --> 00:51:08.400 Yes. 00:51:10.239 --> 00:51:11.280 Where are they? 00:51:12.239 --> 00:51:14.320 Can you just go to one and pick out a kid? 00:51:15.199 --> 00:51:17.280 Uh or are they called something else? 00:51:17.360 --> 00:51:17.519 Like. 00:51:17.840 --> 00:51:24.320 No, I mean, I I I can't speak for sure in America. 00:51:24.960 --> 00:51:26.639 Because I think they just go in the foster system. 00:51:26.800 --> 00:51:40.559 I was gonna say, but around the world, like you'll still hear of like uh missionaries going and building orphanages and stuff for when entire villages get wiped out and little kids are left with literally no one. 00:51:40.880 --> 00:51:41.679 That's crazy. 00:51:41.920 --> 00:51:42.559 Yeah. 00:51:43.760 --> 00:51:44.239 Yeah. 00:51:44.559 --> 00:51:47.119 It's a hard knock life for us. 00:51:49.519 --> 00:51:51.679 Well, thank you for being grouchy. 00:51:51.840 --> 00:51:52.320 You're welcome. 00:51:52.559 --> 00:51:53.519 Coming down to my level. 00:51:53.679 --> 00:51:57.360 Yeah, I couldn't let National Grouch Day coming back. 00:51:57.679 --> 00:51:58.480 I'm on the grouch. 00:51:58.639 --> 00:51:58.800 Yeah. 00:51:59.039 --> 00:52:01.599 Now I gotta go back and watch some Smurfs. 00:52:01.840 --> 00:52:02.400 Yeah, yeah. 00:52:02.480 --> 00:52:03.920 I'm excited for you to watch Smurfs. 00:52:04.079 --> 00:52:05.360 And I'm excited for me to watch the Mr. 00:52:05.599 --> 00:52:06.400 T documentary. 00:52:06.559 --> 00:52:06.880 Yeah. 00:52:07.599 --> 00:52:09.280 Looks like we have we are very busy. 00:52:09.440 --> 00:52:10.960 Yes, we have homework. 00:52:11.840 --> 00:52:13.280 Anyway, thanks for listening. 00:52:13.519 --> 00:52:14.400 Thank you. 00:52:14.719 --> 00:52:16.960 Um, you can like, share, rate, review. 00:52:17.119 --> 00:52:18.079 Please, please, please. 00:52:18.320 --> 00:52:20.480 You can find us on all the socials. 00:52:20.800 --> 00:52:22.159 Like whatever pod. 00:52:23.360 --> 00:52:28.960 You can uh go to our website, likewhateverpod.com. 00:52:31.280 --> 00:52:32.400 You can find us. 00:52:32.480 --> 00:52:32.880 Uh-huh. 00:52:34.159 --> 00:52:36.800 You can find us where all the podcasts live. 00:52:36.960 --> 00:52:37.440 Yep. 00:52:39.280 --> 00:52:48.559 You can send us an email about how stupid the smurfs were. 00:52:49.119 --> 00:52:52.480 And what your idea, like, what do you think they were? 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