Vanderpump Rules' Raquel’s Revenge with Fortune Feimster 的完整文字稿

00:03:45.280 into this? 79 00:03:45.319 --> 00:03:45.560 Yes. 80 00:03:45.780 --> 00:03:50.180 At what point does one go from Rachel to Raquel? 81 00:03:50.199 --> 00:03:53.449 I love that you said that. I don't know. Because 82 00:03:54.250 --> 00:03:56.789 Lala is my girl, but at one time she was Lauren. 83 00:03:56.909 --> 00:03:57.969 That's true, yeah. 84 00:03:58.090 --> 00:04:00.159 So I joked the other day that I'm going to 85 00:04:00.199 --> 00:04:04.259 be Heatherina McDonaldina, just like Kalaria. 86 00:04:04.280 --> 00:04:06.139 I guess once you know you're going to be on 87 00:04:06.219 --> 00:04:08.539 a hit TV show, you're like, you know, Rachel's just 88 00:04:08.620 --> 00:04:09.360 a little boring. 89 00:04:10.039 --> 00:04:12.199 I think I need to amp it up. I think 90 00:04:12.259 --> 00:04:13.930 I'm now Raquel. 91 00:04:13.939 --> 00:04:18.329 I kind of feel like that's a weird, like, level 92 00:04:18.350 --> 00:04:20.589 like yeah like I feel like Lala kind of is 93 00:04:20.629 --> 00:04:22.250 kind of cool because it kind of comes from like 94 00:04:22.269 --> 00:04:24.579 Lauren it's like if I if I really if my 95 00:04:24.600 --> 00:04:27.519 name was Heather it is if my name were Heather 96 00:04:27.579 --> 00:04:31.959 I think it would have to be like Tyla or 97 00:04:32.000 --> 00:04:33.839 something like if I was gonna go like it's gotta 98 00:04:33.879 --> 00:04:35.959 be different a little different like I wouldn't just go 99 00:04:35.980 --> 00:04:39.689 from Heather to like Hillary I wouldn't that's too close 100 00:04:39.730 --> 00:04:40.550 together I don't. 101 00:04:40.449 --> 00:04:44.430 Know that I would remember Lauren Kent yeah but I 102 00:04:44.449 --> 00:04:47.310 will remember Lala Kent yeah So it does work. 103 00:04:47.589 --> 00:04:49.449 Right. And what about you, Fortune? 104 00:04:49.730 --> 00:04:51.170 Well, Fortune's my middle name. 105 00:04:51.230 --> 00:04:53.180 Right. But as a little girl, you were Emily. 106 00:04:53.189 --> 00:04:54.300 I was Emily. Yeah. 107 00:04:54.339 --> 00:04:55.740 So why are you bagging? 108 00:04:55.759 --> 00:04:56.639 No, I'm not bagging. 109 00:04:56.720 --> 00:04:59.839 I'm just saying, what is the thing that I know 110 00:04:59.879 --> 00:05:01.180 where my thing was? 111 00:05:01.399 --> 00:05:04.560 When was the day that you said, I think Fortune's 112 00:05:04.600 --> 00:05:06.399 going to make me a star versus Emily? 113 00:05:06.430 --> 00:05:07.370 Well, it wasn't that. 114 00:05:07.410 --> 00:05:11.129 It was, I did my very first ever improv class 115 00:05:11.930 --> 00:05:14.230 and no one knew me in LA. I was like 116 00:05:14.509 --> 00:05:17.500 in early twenties. You for those that don't know the story, 117 00:05:17.519 --> 00:05:20.240 Fortune's my middle name. I grew up as Emily, but 118 00:05:20.279 --> 00:05:22.899 my grandmother always wanted me to be Fortune. And my 119 00:05:22.959 --> 00:05:25.060 mom told her I would have to be Miss America 120 00:05:25.180 --> 00:05:27.519 to live up to a name like that, which I said, 121 00:05:27.579 --> 00:05:28.980 how dare you. 122 00:05:29.360 --> 00:05:31.079 Not think I could be Miss America? 123 00:05:31.100 --> 00:05:33.000 Also, Rachel wanted to be Miss America. 124 00:05:33.360 --> 00:05:35.939 So I, but my mom loved the name Emily. I 125 00:05:35.990 --> 00:05:37.250 was named after her cousin. 126 00:05:38.019 --> 00:05:40.370 And when, after my grandmother died, I was like, in 127 00:05:40.410 --> 00:05:41.970 the back of my head, I was like, if I 128 00:05:41.990 --> 00:05:44.029 ever do any sort of performance, I think I'm going 129 00:05:44.050 --> 00:05:46.189 to Try Fortune is kind of a nod to my 130 00:05:46.209 --> 00:05:50.209 grandmother thinking I could be Emily in life and Fortune 131 00:05:50.250 --> 00:05:52.600 on stage. But it doesn't quite work like that. You 132 00:05:52.639 --> 00:05:56.839 kind of become that person. So I did my first 133 00:05:56.879 --> 00:06:00.079 ever Groundlings improv class. And I was like, no one 134 00:06:00.139 --> 00:06:03.560 knows me. I'm going to just say my name is Fortune. 135 00:06:03.579 --> 00:06:06.019 I'm just curious. It's kind of like a social experiment. 136 00:06:06.500 --> 00:06:08.649 And at the end of the class, you know how 137 00:06:08.670 --> 00:06:09.649 they do those games. 138 00:06:09.689 --> 00:06:12.230 We sat in a circle. And the teacher said, I 139 00:06:12.310 --> 00:06:13.490 want everyone to try to remember me. 140 00:06:14.439 --> 00:06:15.009 People's name. 141 00:06:15.089 --> 00:06:18.350 Just say out and that no one can remember anyone's name. 142 00:06:18.610 --> 00:06:22.850 Except all 15 people went fortune, fortune, fortune, fortune. 143 00:06:22.930 --> 00:06:23.750 And I went, there you go. 144 00:06:23.750 --> 00:06:24.990 You're like a star is born. 145 00:06:25.089 --> 00:06:26.610 A star is born, baby. 146 00:06:26.829 --> 00:06:30.360 And you left that class and you said, I'm doing this. Said, 147 00:06:30.439 --> 00:06:31.649 Emily is dead. 148 00:06:33.439 --> 00:06:35.220 But it, you know, it was waiting for me to 149 00:06:35.439 --> 00:06:37.899 have a, you know, it's a cool family name. 150 00:06:38.100 --> 00:06:39.860 It's my great grandma's name. I know, I love it. 151 00:06:39.920 --> 00:06:40.860 And a nod to my grandma. 152 00:06:41.639 --> 00:06:44.079 It's super unique, and obviously it's the only reason that 153 00:06:44.100 --> 00:06:45.019 you're famous today. 154 00:06:45.040 --> 00:06:45.980 That's right. The only reason. 155 00:06:46.000 --> 00:06:51.670 The only reason. The only reason. Okay, so Tom Sandoval 156 00:06:51.709 --> 00:06:54.329 first put out a statement where he was like, please, 157 00:06:54.930 --> 00:06:57.769 please don't attack my business with Tom Schwartz. They have 158 00:06:57.810 --> 00:07:02.439 two restaurants. Don't leave the mean reviews on Yelp. Everyone 159 00:07:02.699 -->

00:07:05.120 is suffering. I'm not the only one that owns this thing. 160 00:07:05.139 --> 00:07:05.339 Right. 161 00:07:05.360 --> 00:07:07.839 But he never mentioned Ariana, which made the fans furious. 162 00:07:07.879 --> 00:07:08.939 Oh, he didn't apologize. 163 00:07:09.060 --> 00:07:13.959 So last night, He wrote this. Wait, let me do 164 00:07:14.680 --> 00:07:17.980 Tom's first. So Tom's came out first and then Raquel's 165 00:07:18.019 --> 00:07:18.779 came shortly after. 166 00:07:18.899 --> 00:07:19.920 Where did he release it? 167 00:07:21.120 --> 00:07:22.139 On his Instagram. 168 00:07:23.209 --> 00:07:23.470 Okay. 169 00:07:23.569 --> 00:07:25.730 I want to first and foremost apologize to everyone I've 170 00:07:25.769 --> 00:07:27.449 hurt through the process. Most of all, I want to 171 00:07:27.470 --> 00:07:30.629 apologize to Ariana. I made mistakes. I was selfish. I 172 00:07:30.649 --> 00:07:33.449 made reckless decisions that hurt somebody I love. No one 173 00:07:33.470 --> 00:07:36.189 deserves to feel that pain so traumatically and publicly. I 174 00:07:36.209 --> 00:07:38.449 can only imagine how devastating this has been for Ariana 175 00:07:38.470 --> 00:07:41.360 and everyone around us. I feel really horrible about that. 176 00:07:41.480 --> 00:07:44.240 My biggest regret is that I dishonored Ariana. I never 177 00:07:44.279 --> 00:07:47.569 meant to disappoint so many people, including our loving families 178 00:07:47.629 --> 00:07:50.889 and friends. I love that. I never meant to. We know. 179 00:07:51.470 --> 00:07:55.100 We know while you're screwing Raquel, you were like, I 180 00:07:55.129 --> 00:07:57.379 hope this hurts my friends and family. We know you 181 00:07:57.399 --> 00:08:00.420 were just completely selfish because that's what cheaters are. 182 00:08:00.439 --> 00:08:00.980 That's what that is. 183 00:08:01.019 --> 00:08:03.740 They're selfish. I can only imagine how devastating this has 184 00:08:03.759 --> 00:08:05.689 been for Ariana and everyone around us. I feel really 185 00:08:05.750 --> 00:08:08.610 horrible about that. My biggest regret is that I dishonored Ariana. 186 00:08:08.689 --> 00:08:10.949 I never meant to disappoint so many people, including our 187 00:08:10.970 --> 00:08:13.610 loving families and friends. My love for Ariana was stronger 188 00:08:13.649 --> 00:08:17.269 than any camera could ever have captured. I don't believe 189 00:08:17.290 --> 00:08:22.300 you wrote that sentence. Too profound. Some of our best 190 00:08:22.360 --> 00:08:25.399 times together were never filmed. And same goes for some 191 00:08:25.439 --> 00:08:28.100 of our biggest struggles. I wish things happened in a 192 00:08:28.139 --> 00:08:31.079 different order because I still like Raquel. That's what I think. 193 00:08:31.240 --> 00:08:31.480 Really? 194 00:08:31.500 --> 00:08:31.620 Yeah. 195 00:08:32.769 --> 00:08:35.929 In a different order, yeah. And our relationship was not 196 00:08:35.970 -->

00:08:38.889 severely tarnished and that I ended with the same respect 197 00:08:38.950 --> 00:08:42.600 for her that it began with. I owed Ariana better. 198 00:08:43.039 --> 00:08:45.320 I am beyond sad that I ended it, ended the 199 00:08:45.360 --> 00:08:47.679 way it did. The choices I made hurt so many people. 200 00:08:47.779 --> 00:08:50.240 I acted in a way that was, that clashes with who, 201 00:08:51.200 --> 00:08:55.610 with who and how I want to be. Who, yeah, want, okay. 202 00:08:56.019 --> 00:08:58.210 I will continue to reflect and work on myself. I 203 00:08:58.210 --> 00:09:01.070 have work to do. I always have and I always will. Hmm. 204 00:09:02.450 --> 00:09:04.669 I think it was a very good put together thing. 205 00:09:04.870 --> 00:09:06.629 I think he had a lot of hands in helping 206 00:09:06.649 --> 00:09:08.990 him write it. The amount of times that he said 207 00:09:09.029 --> 00:09:11.769 the name Ariana is good since he didn't mention her 208 00:09:11.870 --> 00:09:14.950 at all in the first one. It's the best he 209 00:09:14.970 --> 00:09:15.450 could have said. 210 00:09:15.649 --> 00:09:16.029 Right. 211 00:09:17.269 --> 00:09:20.029 I mean, honestly, from what I've read about their relationship, 212 00:09:20.110 --> 00:09:24.500 it seemed like they were kind of on a not 213 00:09:24.549 --> 00:09:27.740 great path, right? But it's just a shame that they 214 00:09:27.769 --> 00:09:31.700 couldn't have just ended it without the Raquel thing. 215 00:09:32.240 --> 00:09:36.019 What I think happened is, I think they have, like, 216 00:09:36.379 --> 00:09:38.980 you know, she's had some issues with, like, mental health. 217 00:09:39.019 --> 00:09:42.019 She did kind of say she was bi at one time. 218 00:09:43.330 --> 00:09:44.950 But I kind of think they were in a really, 219 00:09:44.990 --> 00:09:45.950 really good place. 220 00:09:45.970 --> 00:09:46.570 Oh, really? 221 00:09:46.649 --> 00:09:50.049 And a really happy place. But I also think they 222 00:09:50.110 --> 00:09:52.970 might have been a little living, like, roommates. 223 00:09:53.509 --> 00:09:53.909 Right. 224 00:09:54.250 --> 00:09:56.029 But no one was trying to... This is just my 225 00:09:56.070 --> 00:09:58.830 personal opinion. No one was trying to bone each other. Okay. 226 00:09:59.070 --> 00:10:01.740 But they were also, like... we're not fighting. Right. So 227 00:10:01.759 --> 00:10:04.779 like I think she was completely blindsided and she never 228 00:10:04.860 --> 00:10:06.000 suspected anything. 229 00:10:06.019 --> 00:10:06.259 Yeah. 230 00:10:06.379 --> 00:10:09.289 Because they were getting along really well and he was 231 00:10:09.350 --> 00:10:12.049 doing his cover band stuff and she was having fun 232 00:10:12.070 --> 00:10:14.669 supporting him and she was hoping to open her sandwich 233 00:10:14.690 --> 00:10:16.850 shop with Katie and they're on the show and the 234 00:10:16.929 --> 00:10:18.450 restaurant opens and Right. 235

00:10:18.529 --> 00:10:20.590 I just don't think It seemed like things were good 236 00:10:20.610 --> 00:10:23.070 and that he was busy. She just assumed he was 237 00:10:23.129 --> 00:10:24.990 busy with the restaurants and the band. 238 00:10:25.009 --> 00:10:29.000 Let's invite our single friend. She's got nothing. She's... Sorry, Raquel. 239 00:10:29.500 --> 00:10:32.220 I think Ariana was like, let's invite our single friend, Raquel. 240 00:10:32.480 --> 00:10:34.720 They would all hang out and stuff? All the time. Oh, really? 241 00:10:34.740 --> 00:10:36.879 Including her. Oh, that sucks. Yeah. 242 00:10:36.899 --> 00:10:37.360 You know? 243 00:10:37.639 --> 00:10:37.759 Ugh. 244 00:10:38.220 --> 00:10:40.460 And then she's like, he's like a big brother to me. Okay, 245 00:10:40.480 --> 00:10:42.220 so then... That's what she said about Tom. 246 00:10:42.259 --> 00:10:42.539 Oh, weird. 247 00:10:42.779 --> 00:10:46.179 And she said, Tom taught me... How to have boundaries. 248 00:10:46.600 --> 00:10:48.039 Tom's been so supportive. 249 00:10:48.159 --> 00:10:48.379 I know. 250 00:10:49.779 --> 00:10:51.529 You failed at that. 251 00:10:52.690 --> 00:10:53.309 One. 252 00:10:53.590 --> 00:10:56.129 This look of his is interesting. Is this for the band? 253 00:10:56.450 --> 00:10:59.289 The mustache is new. He wears a lot of eyeliner. 254 00:10:59.350 --> 00:11:01.250 And the hair is like... Yeah, because he's. 255 00:11:01.190 --> 00:11:02.230 Very into this like. 256 00:11:02.570 --> 00:11:04.429 This rocker thing? Yeah. Okay. 257 00:11:04.789 --> 00:11:06.740 He's like Countess Luanne 2.0. 258 00:11:06.740 --> 00:11:09.019 And she found out the night of his show, right? 259 00:11:09.039 --> 00:11:09.419 She like. 260 00:11:09.779 --> 00:11:12.179 So they were at the show, his show, which was 261 00:11:12.240 --> 00:11:13.500 Wednesday night in Orange County. 262 00:11:13.620 --> 00:11:14.379 Yeah. 263 00:11:14.399 --> 00:11:17.899 And Raquel and Sheena were doing Watch What Happens Live. 264 00:11:18.059 --> 00:11:18.200 Yeah. 265 00:11:18.240 --> 00:11:21.419 She's another cast member in New York three hours ahead. 266 00:11:21.440 --> 00:11:22.399 Yeah. 267 00:11:22.419 --> 00:11:25.200 And somehow, this is what I think. 268 00:11:25.220 --> 00:11:26.320 She had his, got his phone. 269 00:11:26.370 --> 00:11:28.899 Or he, I think he was like, here, answer this person. Like, 270 00:11:28.970 --> 00:11:30.679 I think it was probably a mutual friend of theirs 271 00:11:30.710 --> 00:11:32.190 that was like, I'm going to meet you backstage. 272 00:11:32.350 --> 00:11:32.669 Yeah. 273 00:11:32.750 --> 00:11:35.549 She answers the phone and hangs up and now the 274 00:11:35.590 --> 00:11:38.129 phone's open and she has access and something compelled her. 275 00:11:38.639 --> 00:11:41.269 To look at the text exchange between the two of them. 276 00:11:41.289 --> 00:11:42.210 She must have already. 277 00:11:42.830 --> 00:11:44.929 There must have been something that made her just go, 278 00:11:44.950 --> 00:11:45.629 let me look at this. 279 00:11:45.750 --> 00:11:46.049 Yeah. 280 00:11:46.190 --> 00:11:48.990 In it, she scrolls through and sees that there's a 281 00:11:49.029 --> 00:11:54.529 recorded FaceTime of Raquel doing something sexual to herself. 282 00:11:54.549 --> 00:11:57.500 Whoa. Now, I read today that Raquel. Yeah. 283 00:11:57.539 --> 00:11:57.799 Yeah. 284 00:11:57.919 --> 00:12:01.879 So Raquel has since hired attorneys and everything. And one 285 00:12:01.919 --> 00:12:03.840 thing that went out was a cease and desist letter 286 00:12:03.860 --> 00:12:04.799 to all the cast members. 287 00:12:05.190 --> 00:12:07.049 Don't send that recording. 288 00:12:07.070 --> 00:12:09.289 Yes, if for some reason you have access to this recording, 289 00:12:09.389 --> 00:12:12.570 if you share it with anybody and don't delete it, 290 00:12:12.610 --> 00:12:14.389 or even if you keep it on your phone, you 291 00:12:14.429 --> 00:12:17.190 could be facing legal troubles. 292 00:12:17.309 --> 00:12:22.509 But a thousand percent, other people have seen this video 293 00:12:22.549 --> 00:12:24.090 in that brand group, don't you think? 294 00:12:24.289 --> 00:12:28.149 Maybe they have. Maybe they have. So then Lala gets 295 00:12:28.210 --> 00:12:31.779 the cease and desist letter in her email. And she 296 00:12:31.820 --> 00:12:35.350 goes off and she's like, I'm not dealing with this. 297 00:12:35.710 --> 00:12:38.330 You know, I got a baby to take care of. Okay. 298 00:12:38.610 --> 00:12:41.230 And I've never had somebody to send something to my email. 299 00:12:41.549 --> 00:12:45.200 Send it to my attorney, Daryl. Send it to Daryl. 300 00:12:45.929 --> 00:12:47.070 So everybody goes crazy. 301 00:12:47.090 --> 00:12:49.049 Everyone send it to... Oh, my God. 302 00:12:49.070 --> 00:12:51.789 She made the shirt. Yeah, she made the shirt. 303 00:12:51.950 --> 00:12:53.909 That is so funny. Send it to Daryl. 304 00:12:54.070 --> 00:12:54.789 Lala Ked. 305 00:12:54.950 --> 00:12:58.210 I actually would totally rock that sweatshirt. I know. I 306 00:12:58.629 --> 00:13:02.970 don't even know who Daryl is, and I think that's hilarious. 307 00:13:02.990 --> 00:13:05.470 Send it to Daryl. Send it to my attorney, Daryl. 308 00:13:05.509 --> 00:13:09.179 Lala's a businesswoman. She's making money moves. 309 00:13:09.200 --> 00:13:13.179 She already sold out all the leftover palettes that she 310 00:13:13.220 --> 00:13:16.039 did with Raquel called... Bambi died bitch. 311 00:13:16.100 --> 00:13:17.600 Yeah, and they've already sold out. 312 00:13:17.639 --> 00:13:19.259 Sold out. She cut them down prices. 313 00:13:19.279 --> 00:13:21.960 I've never met Lala, but she's making a business move. 314 00:13:22.240 --> 00:13:23.460 Well, you missed my Christmas party. 315 00:13:23.480 --> 00:13:24.159 I know. 316 00:13:24.240 --> 00:13:28.159 Okay, so then, now the next thing that happened is

317 00:13:28.460 --> 00:13:34.090 Raquel filed a restraining order, a temporary restraining order against Sheena. 318 00:13:34.110 --> 00:13:35.250 Let me get a photo of Sheena. 319 00:13:35.429 --> 00:13:37.870 Now this is all, we know this for a fact. 320 00:13:37.909 --> 00:13:39.470 This is a fact. Okay. Okay. 321 00:13:40.169 --> 00:13:41.389 It's just temporary, though. 322 00:13:41.809 --> 00:13:45.690 Oh. I don't know who Sheena is. She's on the show. 323 00:13:45.870 --> 00:13:47.509 Sheena is the one who started the show. 324 00:13:47.529 --> 00:13:48.230 Oh, okay. 325 00:13:48.269 --> 00:13:55.929 Sheena was waitressing at Lisa Vanderpump's restaurant, and somehow Brandi 326 00:13:55.950 --> 00:13:59.730 Glanville or whatever revealed to Lisa Vanderpump, that girl who 327 00:13:59.789 --> 00:14:03.690 works for you, Sheena, slept with my husband, Eddie Cibrian, 328 00:14:04.029 --> 00:14:07.000 before he left me for... What's the girl's name? 329 00:14:07.149 --> 00:14:08.669 Who's the... Leigh-Anne Rimes. Leigh-Anne Rimes. 330 00:14:09.559 --> 00:14:13.200 And they were like, ooh, this is juicy. Yeah. And 331 00:14:13.240 --> 00:14:15.320 then she's like, you know what you should do, Brandy? 332 00:14:15.620 --> 00:14:18.840 You should confront Sheena at my next event. What? 333 00:14:19.379 --> 00:14:21.299 I can't live my life like this. 334 00:14:21.360 --> 00:14:25.470 Brandy Gladwell confronted Sheena, and Sheena's like, Oh, it was 335 00:14:25.549 --> 00:14:26.389 on the show. 336 00:14:26.429 --> 00:14:27.529 Yes, it was. 337 00:14:27.490 --> 00:14:28.549 Like the kickoff. 338 00:14:28.590 --> 00:14:29.590 That's what everyone was talking about. 339 00:14:29.649 --> 00:14:31.200 It was the kickoff to the show. 340 00:14:31.220 --> 00:14:35.120 Because everyone was like, oh, the OGs know that this 341 00:14:35.179 --> 00:14:37.500 show started on Housewives. 342 00:14:37.740 --> 00:14:38.360 Yeah. 343 00:14:38.620 --> 00:14:40.320 I didn't know what they were talking about. Because I 344 00:14:40.360 --> 00:14:42.220 didn't get into Beverly Hills, I think, until like a 345 00:14:42.259 --> 00:14:43.559 season after that. Right. 346 00:14:43.600 --> 00:14:46.799 So then, you know, so Sheena's, you know, saying like, yes, 347 00:14:46.860 --> 00:14:49.080 I was this young girl. And this, you know, he 348 00:14:49.139 --> 00:14:51.419 told me he was single and this and whatever. 349 00:14:51.720 --> 00:14:52.000 So. 350 00:14:52.830 --> 00:14:53.710 Sheena goes on. 351 00:14:53.750 --> 00:14:55.870 But why is Raquel doing a restraining order? 352 00:14:57.009 --> 00:14:57.500 I'll tell you why. 353 00:14:57.549 --> 00:14:58.220 Oh, I'm sorry. 354 00:14:58.240 --> 00:15:00.179 Sheena goes on to get married, divorced. 355 00:15:00.659 --> 00:15:00.779 Okay. 356 00:15:00.840 --> 00:15:03.220 Now she's married again, and she has a two-year-old. 357 00:15:03.299 --> 00:15:03.419 Okay. 358 00:15:03.440 --> 00:15:07.600 Or almost two, named Summer. And she became really good 359 00:15:07.620 --> 00:15:10.019 friends with Raquel. Okay. Because what Raquel was trying to 360 00:15:10.039 --> 00:15:13.299 get with Tom Schwartz, and Katie was mad about it, 361 00:15:13.330 --> 00:15:15.529 who's Tom Schwartz's ex-wife, Katie. 362 00:15:15.549 --> 00:15:17.330 Who's also on the show? Yeah. Wow, okay. 363 00:15:17.370 --> 00:15:21.669 She was like, Katie, let her be single, whatever. 364 00:15:21.889 --> 00:15:22.309 Okay. So. 365 00:15:22.610 --> 00:15:24.929 And Katie was pissed at Sheena. So Sheena sticks her 366 00:15:24.990 --> 00:15:26.210 neck out of line for Raquel. 367 00:15:26.309 --> 00:15:26.629 I see. 368 00:15:26.909 --> 00:15:28.769 So now they've done Watch What Happens Live. They've done 369 00:15:28.789 --> 00:15:29.240 a couple shots. 370 00:15:29.250 --> 00:15:30.279 That's the person she's in on. 371 00:15:30.320 --> 00:15:31.779 And they're out three hours ahead. 372 00:15:31.820 --> 00:15:32.799 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 373 00:15:32.820 --> 00:15:33.759 Ariana sees the phone. 374 00:15:33.899 --> 00:15:35.600 Oh, my God. This is so juicy. 375 00:15:35.679 --> 00:15:35.960 I know. 376 00:15:36.360 --> 00:15:41.000 And knows that they have been fucking. No doubt about it. Okay? 377 00:15:41.480 --> 00:15:42.879 She doesn't know that's been going on for seven months. 378 00:15:42.899 --> 00:15:43.460 And she texts Sheena. 379 00:15:43.539 --> 00:15:45.679 She immediately gets a hold of somehow, calls or texts 380 00:15:45.700 --> 00:15:48.480 or something, tells Sheena. Yeah. Shares with her what's going on. 381 00:15:48.580 --> 00:15:50.200 And Sheena confronts Raquel. 382 00:15:50.259 --> 00:15:54.820 And allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, Sheena was so upset that maybe 383 00:15:54.879 --> 00:15:59.139 something physical happened between Sheena and Raquel. 384 00:15:59.179 --> 00:16:00.879 That night. Because they're hanging out in New York and 385 00:16:00.899 --> 00:16:01.419 she is the information. 386 00:16:01.440 --> 00:16:03.679 But, like, I don't think there's, like, surveillance cameras or 387 00:16:03.759 --> 00:16:04.450 anything like that. 388 00:16:04.500 --> 00:16:04.879 Okay. 389 00:16:05.019 --> 00:16:07.570 But I guess there was enough of a compelling story 390 00:16:07.649 --> 00:16:11.269 for Raquel to get the paperwork together. To get a 391 00:16:11.389 --> 00:16:17.669 temporary restraining order against Sheena. So now... I guess Sheena's 392 00:16:17.690 --> 00:16:19.450 been served with this, and now. 393 00:16:19.409 --> 00:16:21.379 It's... This is a drama. 394 00:16:21.419 --> 00:16:25.960 March 27th is when Sheena has to show up to 395 00:16:26.080 --> 00:16:29.879 defend herself and say, you don't need a restraining order, 396 00:16:29.899 --> 00:16:33.490 I'm assuming. I don't live with this girl. I blocked 397 00:16:33.529 --> 00:16:35.970 her from Instagram. I haven't talked to her since. 398 00:16:36.210 --> 00:16:39.730 Now, can I ask

you a question? Obviously, what happened 399 00:16:39.850 --> 00:16:41.269 is real, the cheating and everything. 400 00:16:41.289 --> 00:16:41.600 Yes, yes. 401 00:16:41.720 --> 00:16:41.980 But. 402 00:16:42.389 --> 00:16:44.529 Do you think some of this is going a little 403 00:16:44.610 --> 00:16:48.269 extra because of the show? Are we going a little 404 00:16:48.970 --> 00:16:52.750 overkill with the drama because they know it's juicy television? 405 00:16:52.990 --> 00:16:56.169 Or do you think this would be happening without the cameras? 406 00:16:56.190 --> 00:16:58.529 Well, I think the aftermath of what I'm saying now 407 00:16:58.759 --> 00:17:01.299 about a restraining order and all that stuff, yes, that's 408 00:17:01.340 --> 00:17:07.839 to save Raquel's future life, I think. Or just in general. 409 00:17:07.880 --> 00:17:10.339 To appear, I think Raquel, which I'll read her statement, 410 00:17:10.839 --> 00:17:13.160 is appearing to be like a victim. I'm a victim 411 00:17:13.740 --> 00:17:17.819 of physical assault. I've lost everything. According to her. 412 00:17:17.900 --> 00:17:18.180 Yeah. 413 00:17:18.240 --> 00:17:19.869 And we're going to read her statement in a minute. 414 00:17:20.230 --> 00:17:23.009 So I think, yes, I don't think if they were 415 00:17:23.049 --> 00:17:26.990 just waitresses and she got caught screwing someone else's guy 416 00:17:27.349 --> 00:17:29.890 and they pushed her or whatever, I don't think she 417 00:17:29.930 --> 00:17:32.619 would then go down to the Van Nuys courthouse in 418 00:17:32.640 --> 00:17:34.839 the cold and wait in line with her paperwork. No, 419 00:17:34.900 --> 00:17:35.839 I don't think she would. 420 00:17:36.660 --> 00:17:40.960 The freezing cold in Van Nuys. It's 55 today. 421 00:17:40.980 --> 00:17:42.900 It's been horrible. 422 00:17:42.920 --> 00:17:44.720 Yeah. 423 00:17:45.220 --> 00:17:48.640 I mean, come on. No, I don't think you would bother. 424 00:17:49.099 --> 00:17:52.319 And restraining orders are a really big deal that started 425 00:17:52.359 --> 00:17:54.640 because someone had to get a restraining order from their 426 00:17:54.900 --> 00:17:57.869 horrible husband or boyfriend that wanted to kill them. So, 427 00:17:57.890 --> 00:18:02.670 I mean, I hope that there is no need for 428 00:18:02.710 --> 00:18:04.569 it to be a permanent thing. I think that she 429 00:18:04.589 --> 00:18:06.400 has a good case. But still, it's got to be 430 00:18:06.420 --> 00:18:08.890 really stressful for Sheena who now has to get an 431 00:18:08.950 --> 00:18:11.069 attorney and fight this thing. But a lot of people 432 00:18:11.109 --> 00:18:12.910 think that she's doing this whole thing. 433 00:18:12.930 --> 00:18:15.450 But also they have a reunion at some point. 434 00:18:15.490 --> 00:18:18.710 To get out of the reunion. Oh, interesting. Or Raquel 435 00:18:18.730 --> 00:18:21.359 does the reunion and Sheena has to be on a Zoom. 436 00:18:21.619 --> 00:18:22.519 Interesting. 437 00:18:22.579 --> 00:18:24.140 Because they can't be in the same room together. 438 00:18:24.160 --> 00:18:26.059 It's unfolding as we speak. 439 00:18:26.099 --> 00:18:29.250 But I think as Sheena, that's like, bitch i was 440 00:18:29.269 --> 00:18:32.490 the i was the original right like really but at 441 00:18:32.539 --> 00:18:34.779 the same time someone was no there's no you know 442 00:18:34.799 --> 00:18:36.900 ever okay to put your hands on somebody but whatever 443 00:18:37.539 --> 00:18:39.660 we don't know if she did we don't know anything 444 00:18:39.680 --> 00:18:42.220 we don't know any of that that's just the rumors 445 00:18:42.299 --> 00:18:45.079 okay and what people are writing so now this is 446 00:18:45.140 --> 00:18:47.720 what so last night raquel comes out with a statement 447 00:18:47.880 --> 00:18:50.650 kind of late at night she did i want to 448 00:18:50.690 --> 00:18:53.769 apologize for my actions and my choices foremost to ariana 449 00:18:53.829 --> 00:18:56.470 and to my friends and fans who are so invested 450 00:18:56.490 --> 00:18:59.130 in our relationship. There is no excuse. I am not 451 00:18:59.170 --> 00:19:01.910 a victim and I must own my actions and I 452 00:19:02.009 --> 00:19:05.309 deeply regret hurting Ariana. I am reflecting on my choices 453 00:19:05.369 --> 00:19:08.490 speaking to a counselor and I am learning things about 454 00:19:08.529 --> 00:19:12.450 myself such as my patterns of codependency and addiction to 455 00:19:12.539 --> 00:19:18.779 being and feeling loved. Love addiction is every cheater's get 456 00:19:18.819 --> 00:19:22.920 out of jail free card. I have sought emotional validation 457 00:19:22.940 --> 00:19:26.410 through intimate connections that are not healthy, with regard to 458 00:19:26.450 --> 00:19:31.890 my own well-being, sometimes negatively affecting others, and often prioritizing 459 00:19:31.910 --> 00:19:36.220 the intimate connection over my friendships. Although I chose to 460 00:19:36.240 --> 00:19:38.319 be on a reality show accepting the good and the bad, 461 00:19:38.779 --> 00:19:40.839 what comes with it beyond my own actions, I have 462 00:19:40.880 --> 00:19:44.549 been physically assaulted, lost friendships, received death threats, and hate emails. 463 00:19:44.670 --> 00:19:47.970 In addition to having had my privacy violated, I've begun 464 00:19:48.049 --> 00:19:51.490 counseling to end my unhealthy behavioral cycle, learn to set 465 00:19:51.549 --> 00:19:54.930 stronger emotional boundaries, and learn to protect my mental health. 466 00:19:55.470 --> 00:19:58.480 I don't expect sympathy, understanding, or forgiveness. Right now, I 467 00:19:58.519 --> 00:20:01.380 must focus on my own health and well-being. And as 468 00:20:01.440 --> 00:20:03.259 I strive to be a better person moving forward, I 469 00:20:03.279 --> 00:20:06.500 will prioritize my mental health and learn from my mistakes. 470 00:20:06.880 --> 00:20:09.519 So

she has PR company, but then I heard the 471 00:20:09.549 --> 00:20:14.170 PR company fired her. She has family. Again, I think 472 00:20:14.190 --> 00:20:18.069 this was a really good move. I predicted that she 473 00:20:18.109 --> 00:20:21.150 would go to some type of rehab, blame it on alcohol. 474 00:20:21.190 --> 00:20:23.920 I also said that she would probably say she was groomed, 475 00:20:23.960 --> 00:20:26.640 even though she's 28, by a 40-year-old Tom Sandoval. 476 00:20:27.460 --> 00:20:28.380 But she didn't say that. 477 00:20:28.819 --> 00:20:30.339 She didn't. That was my prediction. But I think I 478 00:20:30.339 --> 00:20:33.930 was a little bit close. The love addiction and saying 479 00:20:33.950 --> 00:20:36.420 that you have been a victim of like some screwed 480 00:20:36.460 --> 00:20:37.420 up relationships. 481 00:20:37.759 --> 00:20:40.200 Of like being addicted to someone liking you. 482 00:20:40.299 --> 00:20:42.640 But also saying I'm not a victim saying it, but 483 00:20:42.660 --> 00:20:46.299 then basically saying I am is kind of smart. So 484 00:20:47.720 --> 00:20:49.000 both of their writers were good. 485 00:20:49.019 --> 00:20:51.880 So you approve of these messages? 486 00:20:51.940 --> 00:20:55.890 Yes. I think they're both smart moves. But the question 487 00:20:55.930 --> 00:20:59.130 is like, will they? So then, okay, let me tell 488 00:20:59.150 --> 00:21:00.049 you what else has happened. 489 00:21:00.069 --> 00:21:00.309 Okay. 490 00:21:00.890 --> 00:21:03.500 AI is everywhere, but ROI isn't. 491 00:21:04.319 --> 00:21:08.380 At PwC, we turn AI into advantage so you can 492 00:21:08.420 --> 00:21:13.430 see results, not hype. Move from potential to performance at pwc.ie. 493 00:21:16.309 --> 00:21:19.549 I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week 494 00:21:19.609 --> 00:21:22.630 on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who 495 00:21:22.670 --> 00:21:26.990 have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a 496 00:21:27.029 --> 00:21:29.549 way to turn them into their greatest strengths. 497 00:21:29.730 --> 00:21:32.609 Life is one long lesson of chaos. 498 00:21:32.750 --> 00:21:35.250 I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints 499 00:21:35.289 --> 00:21:35.950 filed against me. 500 00:21:36.130 --> 00:21:38.299 When your free will was about to be taken from you, 501 00:21:38.450 --> 00:21:40.609 what would you do if it was given back? 502 00:21:40.849 --> 00:21:43.730 Where did that need come from where you thought that 503 00:21:43.769 --> 00:21:45.789 you had to succeed in order to feel loved? 504 00:21:46.130 --> 00:21:47.250 He said, I have a work dad. 505 00:21:47.269 --> 00:21:48.170 I need a home dad. 506 00:21:48.369 --> 00:21:49.190 What happens next? 507 00:21:49.430 --> 00:21:50.710 When I came in, he started crying. 508 00:21:51.069 --> 00:21:53.289 Everybody in life encounters hardships. 509 00:21:53.549 --> 00:21:56.740 What defines them is not those hard moments that they 510 00:21:56.759 --> 00:21:59.079 go through. It's about what happens next. 511 00:21:59.480 --> 00:22:00.529 I decided to risk it all. 512 00:22:00.700 --> 00:22:03.480 I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work. 513 00:22:03.720 --> 00:22:05.619 Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches. 514 00:22:05.859 --> 00:22:07.819 You can use your voice even if it's shaped. 515 00:22:08.019 --> 00:22:11.259 The stories are different, but the impact is the same. 516 00:22:11.440 --> 00:22:15.309 Only one question matters. What happens next? 517 00:22:22.210 --> 00:22:28.299 So, there... This is more juicy. Scoop! 518 00:22:29.259 --> 00:22:32.980 Tom and Raquel do a scene on camera and they film. 519 00:22:33.220 --> 00:22:35.180 Okay. Recently. After all this. 520 00:22:35.200 --> 00:22:36.980 Just like Saturday or something. Oh, my God. 521 00:22:37.289 --> 00:22:40.529 The TV show must be so pumped they're in production 522 00:22:40.549 --> 00:22:40.779 right now. 523 00:22:40.789 --> 00:22:41.490 Well, no, they weren't. 524 00:22:41.509 --> 00:22:43.609 They were all done. They were just getting ready to 525 00:22:43.650 --> 00:22:46.109 do the reunion when all this broke and they picked 526 00:22:46.190 --> 00:22:46.950 up the cameras. 527 00:22:46.990 --> 00:22:47.490 Whoa! 528 00:22:48.210 --> 00:22:52.839 And so... They get there, and according to the rumors 529 00:22:52.900 --> 00:22:57.619 in Entertainment Tonight or whoever's saying, they did this, they 530 00:22:57.700 --> 00:23:00.160 filmed the scene with Raquel. He did kiss her, but 531 00:23:00.180 --> 00:23:02.220 he didn't like the way it came out, and he 532 00:23:02.259 --> 00:23:04.779 wants to refilm, and they're, like, saying no. 533 00:23:04.900 --> 00:23:05.259 Yeah. 534 00:23:05.599 --> 00:23:07.319 And he's saying, well, then I'm not going to do 535 00:23:07.359 --> 00:23:08.019 the reunion. 536 00:23:08.039 --> 00:23:09.099 Oh, okay. 537 00:23:09.519 --> 00:23:10.319 Now, they really obviously. 538 00:23:10.339 --> 00:23:11.059 They really want that. 539 00:23:11.079 --> 00:23:15.259 They obviously, he won't film anymore at all, including the reunion. 540 00:23:15.619 --> 00:23:17.819 He knows he has some leverage. 541 00:23:18.470 --> 00:23:23.460 I mean, this is the time to definitely work the leverage. Now, 542 00:23:23.619 --> 00:23:25.920 people say right from the start they're in love and 543 00:23:25.940 --> 00:23:26.680 they want to be together. 544 00:23:26.700 --> 00:23:29.059 Yeah, I was going to ask what you think. 545 00:23:29.279 --> 00:23:33.000 It's really hard because I said, like, listen, the only way, 546 00:23:33.019 --> 00:23:36.430 as of a couple days ago, I was like, I 547 00:23:36.470 --> 00:23:41.369 think if she's going to leave and not come back 548 00:23:41.390 --> 00:23:43.990 to Vanderpump Rules, I think that she needs to do 549 00:23:44.970 --> 00:23:49.670 a Larsa Pippen and just get a complete

face transplant. 550 00:23:50.470 --> 00:23:52.769 Larsa Pippen is on Real. 551 00:23:52.630 --> 00:23:53.849 Housewives of Miami. Do we know that she did or 552 00:23:53.890 --> 00:23:54.650 we're just assuming? 553 00:23:54.710 --> 00:23:57.430 Well, you're telling me these two girls look alike? That's 554 00:23:57.470 --> 00:23:58.109 the same person. 555 00:23:58.130 --> 00:24:03.390 Oh, I didn't know that. I don't watch the show. 556 00:24:03.710 --> 00:24:07.539 Larsa Pippen was on Real Housewives of Miami. They didn't 557 00:24:07.559 --> 00:24:09.539 want a hiatus for six months and she came back 558 00:24:09.599 --> 00:24:09.960 like this. 559 00:24:10.019 --> 00:24:11.700 Isn't she dating Michael Jordan's son? 560 00:24:11.779 --> 00:24:13.940 Yeah. And she was married to Scottie Pippen. 561 00:24:14.259 --> 00:24:14.460 Wow. 562 00:24:14.910 --> 00:24:18.299 But when she married him, she's like Middle Eastern and. 563 00:24:18.240 --> 00:24:20.839 She's... Both of these versions of her are pretty, though. 564 00:24:20.859 --> 00:24:22.539 Totally pretty. But I mean, it's a point where you'd 565 00:24:22.559 --> 00:24:23.980 have to get a different driver's license. 566 00:24:24.299 --> 00:24:24.700 Right. 567 00:24:24.900 --> 00:24:25.640 And like, I don't know if they. 568 00:24:25.700 --> 00:24:27.160 Or her lips are a lot bigger. 569 00:24:27.400 --> 00:24:30.420 Lips, nose, and the shape of the face and everything. 570 00:24:30.460 --> 00:24:31.859 The arch of the eyebrow, everything. 571 00:24:31.880 --> 00:24:32.519 Yeah. Well, she. 572 00:24:32.740 --> 00:24:33.549 Anyway, I almost. 573 00:24:33.569 --> 00:24:35.109 She got divorced. She's living her best life. 574 00:24:35.269 --> 00:24:37.069 I almost felt like Raquel would have to do that. 575 00:24:37.210 --> 00:24:37.569 Just like. 576 00:24:37.589 --> 00:24:37.650 No. 577 00:24:38.190 --> 00:24:39.329 Like witness protection. 578 00:24:39.430 --> 00:24:41.750 No. She's going to get... Okay. They're all going to 579 00:24:41.789 --> 00:24:42.490 get through this. 580 00:24:42.750 --> 00:24:46.730 So anyway... Tom also was lucky enough to have cameras 581 00:24:46.759 --> 00:24:48.700 catch him as he went to a therapy appointment. 582 00:24:49.599 --> 00:24:50.700 Oh, okay. 583 00:24:50.740 --> 00:24:51.559 I'm like, okay. 584 00:24:51.740 --> 00:24:55.019 You're telling me like a therapist couldn't go, you know what? 585 00:24:55.359 --> 00:24:57.099 Let me just hop in my car and go to 586 00:24:57.140 --> 00:24:59.950 your friend's apartment and do it there. No, come to 587 00:24:59.990 --> 00:25:04.049 my therapy, my medical building at Witsit and whatever. 588 00:25:04.069 --> 00:25:06.750 Oh, I've definitely been with people who are like, oh, 589 00:25:06.809 --> 00:25:10.069 I can't believe paparazzi are here. And they're like, You know, 590 00:25:10.190 --> 00:25:12.490 fixing their hair that's already perfectly clothed. 591 00:25:12.509 --> 00:25:13.369 Just looking,

like, exhausted. 592 00:25:13.390 --> 00:25:16.299 They're full of makeup. And I go, wait, who's here? 593 00:25:16.359 --> 00:25:19.299 And they're like, oh, over there. And you're like, okay, 594 00:25:19.400 --> 00:25:20.140 come on. 595 00:25:20.700 --> 00:25:23.700 Have you been, like, walking across the street with somebody? 596 00:25:24.180 --> 00:25:25.380 I'm not going to say who. Okay, John. 597 00:25:25.519 --> 00:25:29.380 I have been with people who suddenly they were paparazzi. 598 00:25:29.619 --> 00:25:30.859 And they acted like. 599 00:25:31.059 --> 00:25:34.569 I can't believe they're here. And I was like, okay. 600 00:25:34.589 --> 00:25:35.670 I love that. 601 00:25:35.789 --> 00:25:36.470 Because they're, like. 602 00:25:37.140 --> 00:25:40.359 Full hair and makeup is done. And I remember being like, 603 00:25:40.380 --> 00:25:48.119 why are they so dressed up? For like a regular day. 604 00:25:48.140 --> 00:25:50.059 You know what I mean? Like not an event. 605 00:25:50.319 --> 00:25:54.069 So, you know, Tom is trying, obviously. He's going to therapy. 606 00:25:54.119 --> 00:25:57.750 He's all screwed up. So let me see everything that 607 00:25:57.769 --> 00:25:59.089 I got here. I want to make sure I got 608 00:25:59.109 --> 00:25:59.509 all this goo. 609 00:25:59.529 --> 00:26:03.450 Then it's Daryl. Those are going to sell as hotcakes. 610 00:26:03.569 --> 00:26:06.589 Oh, also, this was interesting. There's this thing called Cam Soda. 611 00:26:07.079 --> 00:26:11.359 And they, according to TMZ yesterday, offered him an adult 612 00:26:11.420 --> 00:26:15.890 live stream. And everyone immediately thought, because no one bothers 613 00:26:15.930 --> 00:26:18.029 to go and then click and read the whole article. 614 00:26:18.069 --> 00:26:20.690 So all the comments were like, it's porn. It's like 615 00:26:20.730 --> 00:26:23.849 a live stream porn. No, it's not. But they offered him. 616 00:26:24.369 --> 00:26:25.910 So he has this cover band. 617 00:26:26.269 --> 00:26:26.450 Yeah. 618 00:26:26.529 --> 00:26:30.890 And he has 12 cities coming up. And they said, 619 00:26:31.069 --> 00:26:34.009 we're going to offer you Tom Sandoval and the Most 620 00:26:34.109 --> 00:26:39.109 Extras or whatever his band is called. To $ 550, 000 or 621 00:26:40.269 --> 00:26:43.490 something like that and $ 45, 000 a show for you to 622 00:26:43.529 --> 00:26:45.829 stream the show, all 12 shows. 623 00:26:46.329 --> 00:26:48.049 That's it? Just stream it? 624 00:26:48.269 --> 00:26:48.829 Just stream it. 625 00:26:49.210 --> 00:26:49.869 Do it, bud. 626 00:26:49.950 --> 00:26:51.769 I know, but all 12 times. And I'm like, okay. 627 00:26:52.359 --> 00:26:53.900 But it's cover band stuff. 628 00:26:53.920 --> 00:26:55.920 Yeah, you're singing somebody else's song. 629 00:26:55.960 --> 00:26:58.319 But also, once you stream it once, why would you 630 00:26:58.339 --> 00:27:00.119 have to stream it all the different ones? And you're 631 00:27:00.140 --> 00:27:01.259 not going to different cities. 632 00:27:01.319 --> 00:27:02.900 He's making the cash in the check. 633 00:27:02.940 --> 00:27:04.700 Apparently, he turned it down. But I'm like, you need 634 00:27:04.720 --> 00:27:07.519 to take that check right now. 635 00:27:07.619 --> 00:27:09.589 I mean, listen, we don't know the details. I don't 636 00:27:09.609 --> 00:27:11.710 know who this company is. 637 00:27:11.809 --> 00:27:13.130 I think you could stream it once. 638 00:27:13.190 --> 00:27:16.089 I'm saying this based off of you saying just streaming 639 00:27:16.150 --> 00:27:16.549 a show. 640 00:27:16.950 --> 00:27:18.150 I think you could stream it once. I don't know 641 00:27:18.190 --> 00:27:19.829 why you'd have to stream it 12 different times. 642 00:27:19.869 --> 00:27:22.349 But if they're going to pay you a show. Hey. 643 00:27:22.369 --> 00:27:27.079 And it's not based on views, whatever. But again, I don't. 644 00:27:27.299 --> 00:27:29.420 If this is a porn site, I have no idea. No, 645 00:27:29.500 --> 00:27:29.759 I don't. 646 00:27:29.900 --> 00:27:31.299 Maybe they do porn too, but this is for. 647 00:27:31.500 --> 00:27:32.220 I have no idea. 648 00:27:33.059 --> 00:27:34.980 And then Annie was like, what he should do is 649 00:27:35.019 --> 00:27:37.559 stream his therapy session, just like Prince Harry did. 650 00:27:38.549 --> 00:27:39.430 Oh, is that what that was? 651 00:27:39.470 --> 00:27:40.450 That's what you should do. 652 00:27:40.650 --> 00:27:44.259 Stream the therapy session. Maybe he's trying to, you know, 653 00:27:44.339 --> 00:27:47.279 not look like more of a jerk by cashing in 654 00:27:47.339 --> 00:27:49.359 on this, which I understand. 655 00:27:49.380 --> 00:27:52.940 So, you know, after the horrible Yelp reviews, I also heard, though, 656 00:27:53.140 --> 00:27:56.220 the last two days, last night, the restaurant was full again. 657 00:27:56.240 --> 00:27:59.000 I mean, people act like they're going to have pitchforks 658 00:27:59.059 --> 00:28:01.789 and stuff. Yeah. But, you know, a couple days go by. 659 00:28:01.809 --> 00:28:03.349 They're like, I want some sliders. 660 00:28:03.430 --> 00:28:04.029 Yeah, yeah. 661 00:28:04.130 --> 00:28:06.289 And this restaurant's open. Yeah. 662 00:28:08.400 --> 00:28:08.880 I don't know. 663 00:28:08.900 --> 00:28:10.799 They're like, Team Ariana. And they're like, but I do 664 00:28:10.839 --> 00:28:11.769 like the drink. 665 00:28:12.220 --> 00:28:12.509 Right. 666 00:28:12.569 --> 00:28:12.990 You know what I mean? 667 00:28:13.009 --> 00:28:14.289 And so I'm like, at first I was like, oh 668 00:28:14.309 --> 00:28:16.829 my God, you know, his next show, got a show 669 00:28:16.849 --> 00:28:19.029 coming up in a month. 670 00:28:19.069 --> 00:28:21.059 He probably, those probably sell out. What do you think? 671 00:28:21.680 --> 00:28:22.619 Now I think it will. 672 00:28:22.819 --> 00:28:23.500 Yeah. 673 00:28:23.559 -->

00:28:26.180 Because I didn't know who he was before this. And 674 00:28:26.240 --> 00:28:28.970 also he'll have four therapy sessions under his belt. People 675 00:28:29.029 --> 00:28:30.910 can forgive you once you've gone to therapy four times. 676 00:28:30.930 --> 00:28:32.690 I did not know who one of these people were 677 00:28:32.750 --> 00:28:34.410 besides Lala before this. 678 00:28:34.549 --> 00:28:35.490 And now I know who everyone is. 679 00:28:35.609 --> 00:28:37.970 I predict Ariana will be asked to do Dancing with 680 00:28:37.990 --> 00:28:39.750 the Stars. She's got a real cute little body. I 681 00:28:39.789 --> 00:28:41.029 don't know if she can dance. 682 00:28:41.170 --> 00:28:43.210 Everyone talks about how sweet she is. She's the sweetest. 683 00:28:43.230 --> 00:28:45.450 She's very sweet. Oh, can you get me the book? 684 00:28:45.549 --> 00:28:46.470 I have to show you her book. 685 00:28:47.009 --> 00:28:49.490 So that's why I think everyone's coming to her defense 686 00:28:49.509 --> 00:28:51.250 more because she's like so sweet, right? 687 00:28:51.970 --> 00:28:54.109 She really is. And she's really pretty. 688 00:28:54.130 --> 00:28:54.859 I've never met her. 689 00:28:56.230 --> 00:28:57.890 And then Stassi, who used to be on the show, 690 00:28:57.910 --> 00:28:58.819 she was an original one. 691 00:28:59.410 --> 00:29:03.420 Stassi? It's not Stassi? It's Stassi? I really don't know. 692 00:29:03.480 --> 00:29:04.119 I'm asking. 693 00:29:04.440 --> 00:29:05.200 Stassi. 694 00:29:05.759 --> 00:29:08.960 She used to be on the show, but no more. Right. 695 00:29:10.380 --> 00:29:13.920 I think I gotta go start watching the show, right? Yes. 696 00:29:14.119 --> 00:29:15.980 And so she revealed, I don't know if it's on 697 00:29:16.029 --> 00:29:19.589 her podcast or what, but she revealed, obviously she's Team Ariana, 698 00:29:19.670 --> 00:29:23.210 and she doesn't think that she should Even be that 699 00:29:23.230 --> 00:29:25.509 there should even be any question that she is. She 700 00:29:25.569 --> 00:29:27.819 hates that he's part of her book. Okay. So this 701 00:29:27.859 --> 00:29:30.720 is fancy as fuck cocktails that they did together. 702 00:29:31.180 --> 00:29:32.000 Stassi? No. 703 00:29:32.000 --> 00:29:33.289 Oh, that's Ariana. 704 00:29:33.289 --> 00:29:33.690 Yeah. 705 00:29:33.690 --> 00:29:37.460 And it's really a great book. Oh, really? They both 706 00:29:37.460 --> 00:29:40.279 they both signed it for me you can see stay 707 00:29:40.359 --> 00:29:43.140 fancy Heather and keep it juicy Ariana and then Tom 708 00:29:43.160 --> 00:29:43.680 just wrote. 709 00:29:43.519 --> 00:29:45.890 His name yeah real big too. 710 00:29:45.789 --> 00:29:49.150 Yeah And anyway, it's a really nice book with all 711 00:29:49.210 --> 00:29:51.769 these recipes and really great photography. 712 00:29:51.789 --> 00:29:52.910 That's a cute picture. 713 00:29:52.990 --> 00:29:56.339 But originally on the show, she

wanted to do it herself. 714 00:29:56.599 --> 00:29:59.079 And then he hijacked it. He got himself into it. 715 00:29:59.220 --> 00:30:00.180 Can I ask? 716 00:30:00.240 --> 00:30:00.519 Yes. 717 00:30:01.619 --> 00:30:07.480 How did people feel about him pre-scandal? Was he the 718 00:30:07.700 --> 00:30:09.140 villain of the show? 719 00:30:09.579 --> 00:30:12.039 Interestingly enough, he was not the most hated. 720 00:30:12.180 --> 00:30:12.619 Okay. 721 00:30:12.680 --> 00:30:13.480 Jax was. 722 00:30:13.759 --> 00:30:14.299 Oh, okay. 723 00:30:14.700 --> 00:30:15.849 And- But. 724 00:30:15.930 --> 00:30:17.150 I've heard that name before. 725 00:30:17.170 --> 00:30:20.470 So Jax left the show the same time Stassi. They 726 00:30:20.490 --> 00:30:21.930 kind of... They got rid of a bunch of people 727 00:30:21.970 --> 00:30:26.410 because it was, you know, 2020 and people were doing 728 00:30:26.470 --> 00:30:29.250 bad tweets and things were being found out and they said, 729 00:30:29.289 --> 00:30:31.039 let's just get rid of all of these people that 730 00:30:31.079 --> 00:30:34.940 are deemed problematic. Since then, Jax has remained married to 731 00:30:34.980 --> 00:30:38.240 his one and only wife, Brittany, even though he had 732 00:30:38.359 --> 00:30:40.500 one-night stands and stuff throughout Cheating on. 733 00:30:40.460 --> 00:30:41.359 Girlfriends throughout the thing. 734 00:30:42.059 --> 00:30:45.750 But they have a two-year-old and so... He now, they're 735 00:30:45.769 --> 00:30:48.549 like the most stable people. And he had turned on 736 00:30:48.589 --> 00:30:53.069 Tom Sandoval towards Jax's wedding and nobody understood why he 737 00:30:53.369 --> 00:30:54.170 like hated him. 738 00:30:54.279 --> 00:30:54.619 Okay. 739 00:30:54.660 --> 00:30:56.859 So I've been texting Jax and I said, you really 740 00:30:56.920 --> 00:30:59.359 are the number one guy in the group. And he's like, 741 00:30:59.480 --> 00:31:03.059 I knew I, I, now everyone realizes it. And I 742 00:31:03.140 --> 00:31:06.730 think he knew that he, that Tom Sandoval was the 743 00:31:06.809 --> 00:31:07.509 real douche. 744 00:31:08.099 --> 00:31:08.480 Oh, he knew. 745 00:31:08.559 --> 00:31:09.480 A deep down douche. 746 00:31:09.500 --> 00:31:12.180 But he wasn't being portrayed that way. 747 00:31:12.420 --> 00:31:14.789 I think Jax was like, look, I know I'm appearing 748 00:31:15.049 --> 00:31:18.210 as a douche because I've cheated on a girlfriend. I've 749 00:31:18.230 --> 00:31:19.430 had a one night stand, whatever. 750 00:31:20.230 --> 00:31:22.630 But I know this guy's up to some stuff. This 751 00:31:22.690 --> 00:31:23.109 guy is. 752 00:31:23.150 --> 00:31:26.210 Douche times 10. Yeah. I'm a level three douche. 753 00:31:26.309 --> 00:31:28.869 What is the number one? I saw people writing a lot, 754 00:31:29.009 --> 00:31:29.910 the number one guy. 755 00:31:29.970 --> 00:31:30.369 What is that? 756 00:31:30.410 --> 00:31:32.150 So at one time, he got in a fight with 757 00:31:32.190 --> 00:31:35.880 Tom Sandoval and whatever. And Jax goes, I'm the number 758 00:31:35.980 --> 00:31:36.960 one guy in this group. 759 00:31:37.480 --> 00:31:40.480 What does that mean? Just like I'm the most popular. Yeah, 760 00:31:40.500 --> 00:31:41.319 I'm the most famous. 761 00:31:41.960 --> 00:31:44.859 On the show and in real life, I'm the one 762 00:31:44.900 --> 00:31:48.119 that's made this show famous. I'm the one that's... And 763 00:31:48.160 --> 00:31:51.640 he really was the most famous. People knew the name Jack. 764 00:31:51.740 --> 00:31:58.940 And he's very polarizing and entertaining and everything else. So 765 00:31:59.240 --> 00:32:03.029 that's why it's kind of coming out. And then Stassi says, Also, 766 00:32:03.269 --> 00:32:06.829 we all knew that Sandoval was an incredible, selfish, narcissistic, 767 00:32:06.869 --> 00:32:09.710 and egotistical person who spent 10 years trying to convince 768 00:32:09.890 --> 00:32:11.609 everyone he was the good guy. 769 00:32:12.269 --> 00:32:13.710 Oh, interesting. Okay. Okay? 770 00:32:14.210 --> 00:32:16.390 You have to be a new level of evil to 771 00:32:16.430 --> 00:32:18.250 do this to someone who has been nothing but a 772 00:32:18.289 --> 00:32:20.890 wonderful partner to you. That's what Stassi said. Okay. 773 00:32:20.930 --> 00:32:23.450 So they're all, like, rallying around their girls, basically, what's happening. 774 00:32:23.470 --> 00:32:26.730 So the big question is, you know, where do they 775 00:32:26.769 --> 00:32:30.369 go from here? With the reunion, with are they going 776 00:32:30.390 --> 00:32:32.240 to stay together? Are they going to break up? 777 00:32:32.670 --> 00:32:34.710 What's the future of the show look like? Because the 778 00:32:34.789 --> 00:32:36.430 group's pretty fractured right now. 779 00:32:36.599 --> 00:32:39.420 I think what will happen is the group is probably 780 00:32:39.759 --> 00:32:43.579 telling everybody. I'm telling the producers, everybody. We will never, 781 00:32:43.980 --> 00:32:47.839 ever film Go to Lunch with Raquel or Tom Sandoval 782 00:32:47.900 --> 00:32:48.319 ever again. 783 00:32:48.539 --> 00:32:51.369 Then they'll see the ratings for these episodes. 784 00:32:51.430 --> 00:32:54.210 But if I worked on the show, I would say, 785 00:32:54.230 --> 00:32:57.029 we totally trust you. 786 00:32:57.130 --> 00:32:58.049 Let's table this. 787 00:32:58.089 --> 00:33:00.829 Yes. We totally trust you. Let's get through the reunion together. 788 00:33:01.829 --> 00:33:03.710 Each a little time pass, a little time pass, a 789 00:33:03.710 --> 00:33:08.069 little time. And then we say, listen, this is a 790 00:33:08.109 --> 00:33:09.430 pretty great gig. 791 00:33:09.490 --> 00:33:11.369 This is a juicy storyline. 792 00:33:11.430 --> 00:33:14.109 And think how if you do allow them back in, 793 00:33:14.130 --> 00:33:16.519 because now they're a couple or maybe they're not. 794

00:33:16.539 --> 00:33:16.859 Right. 795 00:33:16.880 --> 00:33:18.920 I don't know. But if we bring them back in 796 00:33:18.940 --> 00:33:22.779 and you guys agree to give them another chance, that'll 797 00:33:22.819 --> 00:33:26.339 show you to be the mature, great person. And the 798 00:33:26.819 --> 00:33:29.180 show is going to be that much more successful because 799 00:33:29.650 --> 00:33:34.019 If we keep this storyline going, because even Dr. Kasabian 800 00:33:34.079 --> 00:33:37.319 is asking Heather about it. So like people of all levels. 801 00:33:37.839 --> 00:33:40.339 But I could also see a world in which they 802 00:33:40.380 --> 00:33:44.220 have like the Vanderpump restaurants with the, you know. 803 00:33:44.240 --> 00:33:44.319 Yeah. 804 00:33:44.559 --> 00:33:47.349 Because they do Villa Blanca and Sur and the. 805 00:33:47.410 --> 00:33:49.069 Villa Blanca is no longer around, but they have Sur 806 00:33:49.089 --> 00:33:49.309 and Pump. 807 00:33:49.329 --> 00:33:49.990 Oh, it's not. Okay. 808 00:33:50.670 --> 00:33:53.769 Tom-Tom, she owns part of Vanderpump. 809 00:33:53.849 --> 00:33:55.049 But I think they have like. 810 00:33:55.089 --> 00:33:58.609 And then Schwartz and Sandoval is just the two Toms. 811 00:33:58.829 --> 00:34:03.000 I think they do like kind of separate storylines where 812 00:34:03.019 --> 00:34:08.300 they're following the one group at the two main Lisa restaurants. 813 00:34:08.719 --> 00:34:13.599 And then they follow the Tom and Tom at their restaurants. 814 00:34:14.050 --> 00:34:17.929 And then occasionally the worlds have to intermingle. 815 00:34:17.949 --> 00:34:19.630 Don't you think? Kind of something like that? 816 00:34:19.710 --> 00:34:20.030 Maybe. 817 00:34:20.070 --> 00:34:21.730 And then it's like, where does this leave, you know, 818 00:34:21.769 --> 00:34:27.170 dumb Tom Schwartz? Like he's been under Tom Sandoval's thumb. 819 00:34:27.889 --> 00:34:29.849 We don't know if he was in on it and 820 00:34:30.130 --> 00:34:32.050 being a cover for him this whole time. 821 00:34:32.110 --> 00:34:32.650 Interesting. 822 00:34:32.869 --> 00:34:34.710 Or if he really is that dumb. And I think 823 00:34:34.769 --> 00:34:35.409 it could be either. 824 00:34:35.530 --> 00:34:40.190 I think it could turn into a them versus us show. Yeah. 825 00:34:41.050 --> 00:34:46.659 Their restaurants, our restaurants. But Lisa being the person in between. 826 00:34:46.739 --> 00:34:48.469 The liaison. 827 00:34:48.530 --> 00:34:50.130 Yeah. Okay. 828 00:34:50.269 --> 00:34:51.909 I don't know if that's my prediction. 829 00:34:51.929 --> 00:34:53.530 That could be it. 830 00:34:53.550 --> 00:34:56.190 But I can also see where they don't let Raquel back, 831 00:34:56.210 --> 00:34:57.349 but they let Tom back. 832 00:34:58.269 --> 00:35:00.280 Which, you know. 833 00:35:00.300 --> 00:35:00.579 Right. 834 00:35:01.300 --> 00:35:04.340 Because he's been there for, what, nine seasons or whatnot. 835 00:35:04.360 --> 00:35:05.099 She's newer. 836 00:35:05.199 --> 00:35:07.760 Or if Raquel, I think Raquel's super thirsty. 837 00:35:07.780 --> 00:35:07.880 Maybe. 838 00:35:08.320 --> 00:35:10.500 So it could be that Raquel says, I don't want 839 00:35:10.539 --> 00:35:13.679 to come back ever. But I think that she will. 840 00:35:13.860 --> 00:35:15.949 And I don't think that Raquel is like a Brandi 841 00:35:15.989 --> 00:35:19.030 Glanville that will get things like Big Brother and Traders 842 00:35:19.090 --> 00:35:22.489 and stuff. Because she was really a pretty boring, undynamic 843 00:35:22.530 --> 00:35:25.449 person to watch. And when she broke up with James, 844 00:35:26.119 --> 00:35:27.579 how she got on the show, she was a super fan. 845 00:35:27.639 --> 00:35:28.679 That's another cast member? 846 00:35:28.699 --> 00:35:31.650 Yeah, she was a super fan who... Went to DJ 847 00:35:31.690 --> 00:35:33.750 James Kennedy's show, fell in love with James Kennedy. 848 00:35:33.769 --> 00:35:34.110 Oh, really? 849 00:35:34.230 --> 00:35:35.809 Got engaged, got to be on the show, got to 850 00:35:35.849 --> 00:35:36.829 be a regular on the show. 851 00:35:37.090 --> 00:35:37.190 Oh. 852 00:35:37.230 --> 00:35:39.940 They broke up. Then she acted like a single girl, 853 00:35:39.960 --> 00:35:42.099 but she was screwing Tom Sandoval the whole time. Oh. 854 00:35:42.320 --> 00:35:46.400 But she wasn't like, funny. She's not witty. 855 00:35:46.860 --> 00:35:50.059 She's not coming up with send it to Daryl sweatshirt. 856 00:35:50.079 --> 00:35:54.699 No, she's not. She's not. 857 00:35:54.820 --> 00:35:56.860 Like I said, she's not like a Brandi Glanville. You 858 00:35:56.880 --> 00:36:00.019 know what I mean? She's just not. I don't know 859 00:36:00.039 --> 00:36:02.539 why they make that so funny. I don't think that 860 00:36:02.599 --> 00:36:06.400 some other person's going to snatch up this villain. I 861 00:36:06.420 --> 00:36:09.539 think she'd have to. But if they stay together, if 862 00:36:09.590 --> 00:36:13.590 they really are in love, Then or God forbid she's 863 00:36:13.670 --> 00:36:18.269 pregnant or happiness, whatever. Then we have to accept and 864 00:36:18.309 --> 00:36:20.760 embrace there's a life here. We can't be so cruel 865 00:36:20.800 --> 00:36:21.110 to them. 866 00:36:21.139 --> 00:36:21.199 OK. 867 00:36:22.889 --> 00:36:23.320 I don't know. 868 00:36:23.880 --> 00:36:27.639 So when is this whole these episodes going to air? 869 00:36:27.719 --> 00:36:29.739 So that we still have episodes going on right now. 870 00:36:29.760 --> 00:36:33.000 And then they're probably re-editing them to like focus more 871 00:36:33.079 --> 00:36:34.940 on this and get rid of the boring shit. Cut 872 00:36:34.960 --> 00:36:38.539 some manicure scenes and stuff and get to the juice. Um, 873 00:36:38.880 --> 00:36:40.840 they were supposed to go on winter house, which is 874 00:36:40.880 --> 00:36:44.369 like winter house is

like, they take a bunch of 875 00:36:44.409 --> 00:36:47.670 people from all these different shows, like Southern charm and 876 00:36:47.989 --> 00:36:49.949 that are single and put them in a house in 877 00:36:49.969 --> 00:36:52.530 the winter and hope that they fuck after going to 878 00:36:52.550 --> 00:36:53.110 the jacuzzi. 879 00:36:53.469 --> 00:36:53.829 Oh, okay. 880 00:36:54.070 --> 00:36:54.269 Yeah. 881 00:36:54.769 --> 00:36:57.030 And then, so they were going to invite the two 882 00:36:57.050 --> 00:36:58.659 of them to be on it. They were about to 883 00:36:58.699 --> 00:36:59.780 leave like yesterday. 884 00:36:59.800 --> 00:37:00.139 Oh, wait. 885 00:37:00.599 --> 00:37:02.159 Both the time. Yes. 886 00:37:02.300 --> 00:37:03.239 He was going to go to. 887 00:37:03.159 --> 00:37:06.769 The house in a relationship. Yeah. Oh, it's not a 888 00:37:06.829 --> 00:37:08.329 single house. It's not 100% single. 889 00:37:08.349 --> 00:37:11.070 It doesn't sound like a place for a person in 890 00:37:11.090 --> 00:37:12.190 a nine-year relationship. 891 00:37:12.690 --> 00:37:14.349 It's not. It's really not. 892 00:37:14.369 --> 00:37:15.869 So he would have gotten in trouble somewhere. 893 00:37:15.909 --> 00:37:16.230 Yes. 894 00:37:16.730 --> 00:37:17.809 Yeah. I think so. 895 00:37:18.179 --> 00:37:20.760 Okay. So they might not go now. 896 00:37:20.800 --> 00:37:21.780 Now they're both not going. 897 00:37:21.920 --> 00:37:22.300 Okay. 898 00:37:22.380 --> 00:37:23.420 Or it's been put on hold. 899 00:37:23.579 --> 00:37:23.920 Okay. 900 00:37:24.000 --> 00:37:26.139 And then, let me see what else I have here. 901 00:37:26.159 --> 00:37:27.519 There's so many stories about them. 902 00:37:27.539 --> 00:37:30.019 So they started, they were starting their sandwich restaurant. 903 00:37:30.559 --> 00:37:32.239 Ariana. This is her restaurant? 904 00:37:32.260 --> 00:37:35.019 And Katie. Yes, and they have this, something about her 905 00:37:35.059 --> 00:37:36.280 was the name of the sandwich restaurant. 906 00:37:36.300 --> 00:37:36.639 That's cute. 907 00:37:36.989 --> 00:37:38.570 I have told them to change the name. 908 00:37:39.449 --> 00:37:39.989 Oh, yeah. 909 00:37:40.489 --> 00:37:41.909 To The Better Haves. 910 00:37:43.389 --> 00:37:46.510 I don't know about that. All right. The Better Haves. 911 00:37:46.869 --> 00:37:50.030 But you get a half a sandwich. Oh, is that 912 00:37:50.050 --> 00:37:50.670 their whole thing? 913 00:37:50.750 --> 00:37:53.429 No, I'm making it. I think it should be half 914 00:37:53.449 --> 00:37:55.110 a sandwich. Everyone's half a sandwich. Or you could have 915 00:37:55.150 --> 00:37:57.670 two halves of two different sandwiches. Wouldn't you like that? 916 00:37:57.690 --> 00:38:00.250 You know when you can't decide, you really can't decide 917 00:38:00.289 --> 00:38:03.710 between two sandwiches? You can have a half of each. 918 00:38:04.489 --> 00:38:05.809 That is a good idea. 919 00:38:05.829 --> 00:38:13.139 What is unapologetically, it says unapologetically feminine and undeniably delicious. 920 00:38:13.320 --> 00:38:14.219 Yeah. 921 00:38:14.880 --> 00:38:19.039 So it's catering to ladies who lunch? Yeah. What is 922 00:38:19.219 --> 00:38:21.239 unapologetically feminine? 923 00:38:21.260 --> 00:38:24.369 I'm not going to apologize about how feminine I am. 924 00:38:24.829 --> 00:38:25.650 Neither should you. 925 00:38:25.730 --> 00:38:27.550 My dainty lunch. All right. 926 00:38:28.090 --> 00:38:28.369 Anyway. 927 00:38:28.389 --> 00:38:29.750 So they're going to call it Shaw? 928 00:38:30.489 --> 00:38:35.000 No, it's. Something about her. So F-A-H is the initial. 929 00:38:36.019 --> 00:38:37.219 Is it going to be Shaw for short? I think 930 00:38:37.239 --> 00:38:39.139 it's like Sir. Yeah. 931 00:38:39.449 --> 00:38:43.030 Sexual... What does Sir say? Oh, Sh... Sexy, unique restaurant. 932 00:38:43.050 --> 00:38:45.579 I never knew that. I never knew that. 933 00:38:45.619 --> 00:38:50.559 Have you seen that trend where people say, I was 934 00:38:50.599 --> 00:38:53.239 this many days old when I realized what this actually 935 00:38:53.260 --> 00:38:54.199 was for? 936 00:38:54.219 --> 00:38:57.650 Right now, I think they'll call it Shaw, but it's 937 00:38:58.030 --> 00:39:00.369 Ariana's restaurant, but Tom was part of it. 938 00:39:00.510 --> 00:39:00.969 With Katie. 939 00:39:01.010 --> 00:39:02.369 Oh, with Katie. So Tom's not part of it. 940 00:39:02.389 --> 00:39:05.610 They were both with the Toms, and now they're both single. 941 00:39:06.690 --> 00:39:07.829 Hence why I said the better halves. 942 00:39:07.849 --> 00:39:10.000 Then they should call it Revenge or something. 943 00:39:10.280 --> 00:39:13.489 It should be like, But then I also think in 944 00:39:13.510 --> 00:39:15.699 a year or two, they're going to be with somebody else. So, like, 945 00:39:15.719 --> 00:39:17.500 maybe they shouldn't make it about the Toms. 946 00:39:18.980 --> 00:39:20.380 They should call it FU. 947 00:39:21.960 --> 00:39:26.389 Something about her. Okay. Now, speaking of Brandi Glanville, do 948 00:39:26.429 --> 00:39:29.630 you know about the story of her sexually assaulting Mara? 949 00:39:30.800 --> 00:39:34.460 What? I clearly don't know. I'm so excited to tell 950 00:39:34.480 --> 00:39:36.659 you the story. I know that something happened on one 951 00:39:36.699 --> 00:39:39.699 of the is it Legacy? 952 00:39:39.800 --> 00:39:40.079 No. 953 00:39:40.960 --> 00:39:42.820 It's the girls trip. 954 00:39:43.119 --> 00:39:44.039 Okay, so you know. 955 00:39:44.099 --> 00:39:46.880 Something happened that one of them left, right? 956 00:39:46.920 --> 00:39:50.429 So they're on an ultimate girls trip and It gets 957 00:39:50.510 --> 00:39:55.530 leaked out. Oh, my God. Brandi tried to kiss Caroline Manzo. 958 00:39:55.750 --> 00:40:00.079 Was that bad? Oh, girl trip, baby. Let's get some 959 00:40:00.139 -->

00:40:01.380 smooching happening here. 960 00:40:01.400 --> 00:40:01.980 Exactly. 961 00:40:02.019 --> 00:40:02.539 Come on. 962 00:40:02.539 --> 00:40:05.579 Let me just tell you, there's a lot of lesbian 963 00:40:05.619 --> 00:40:08.000 light behavior going on within the franchise. 964 00:40:08.019 --> 00:40:08.639 Really? Yes. 965 00:40:09.019 --> 00:40:09.440 All of them? 966 00:40:09.809 --> 00:40:10.170 Yes. 967 00:40:10.550 --> 00:40:13.829 I am behind. I have not watched anything in so long. 968 00:40:13.889 --> 00:40:16.210 I gotta, I gotta get on it. Everyone's kind of 969 00:40:16.250 --> 00:40:17.650 just like smooching each other. 970 00:40:17.710 --> 00:40:18.150 Yes. 971 00:40:18.230 --> 00:40:21.369 And like, you know, touching each other's tits and stuff. 972 00:40:21.389 --> 00:40:25.449 God, I've been wanting this for season after season. 973 00:40:25.579 --> 00:40:27.760 On Potomac, they all showed each other their vaginas. 974 00:40:28.159 --> 00:40:28.900 Oh, okay. 975 00:40:29.000 --> 00:40:31.619 All lifted up and judged each other's vaginas after a 976 00:40:31.659 --> 00:40:32.460 bunch of tequilas. 977 00:40:32.500 --> 00:40:36.139 That reminds me of that fried green tomatoes. Remember with 978 00:40:36.159 --> 00:40:36.820 Kathy Bates? 979 00:40:37.039 --> 00:40:38.179 No. What part is that? 980 00:40:38.900 --> 00:40:42.079 Remember when they're at her house and they're looking at 981 00:40:42.119 --> 00:40:44.610 their vaginas with a mirror and she can't see hers? 982 00:40:45.320 --> 00:40:46.449 No, why can't she see hers? 983 00:40:46.510 --> 00:40:48.530 Because she can't see her vagina. 984 00:40:48.909 --> 00:40:50.030 Oh, because she's like too heavy? 985 00:40:50.050 --> 00:40:50.110 No. 986 00:40:50.110 --> 00:40:52.329 You don't remember this scene? 987 00:40:52.469 --> 00:40:54.170 No, I don't think I ever saw that movie. And 988 00:40:54.190 --> 00:40:56.389 it was part of her getting her power back where 989 00:40:56.429 --> 00:40:56.949 she was like. 990 00:40:56.989 --> 00:40:58.030 I'm gonna look at my vagina. 991 00:40:58.050 --> 00:40:59.909 You never saw Fried Green Tomatoes? 992 00:41:00.230 --> 00:41:04.059 No. Another movie that had lesbian undertones. Oh. 993 00:41:04.929 --> 00:41:08.280 But it was a series of things that led to 994 00:41:08.320 --> 00:41:09.239 her wanting to. 995 00:41:09.260 --> 00:41:10.980 Did you get to see her vagina at the end 996 00:41:11.000 --> 00:41:11.780 or just eat a tomato? 997 00:41:11.800 --> 00:41:14.840 I can't remember. You didn't eat a tomato. 998 00:41:14.900 --> 00:41:17.000 What if that's what it looked like, a fried green tomato? 999 00:41:17.019 --> 00:41:19.719 When she finally saw it, she's like, my vagina looks 1000 00:41:19.739 --> 00:41:21.510 like a fried green tomato. 1001 00:41:21.530 --> 00:41:23.289 I don't remember that part. 1002 00:41:24.869 --> 00:41:26.429 You know, I've never done that mirror thing. 1003 00:41:27.050 --> 00:41:28.889

No, I don't want to see what's down there. 1004 00:41:30.269 --> 00:41:30.670 I mean, why? 1005 00:41:30.710 --> 00:41:33.349 I don't know that. I joke, but I don't think 1006 00:41:33.429 --> 00:41:35.409 I would want to be in a group looking at 1007 00:41:35.449 --> 00:41:36.590 each other's vaginas. 1008 00:41:37.269 --> 00:41:38.150 And judging it. 1009 00:41:38.150 --> 00:41:45.530 Yeah. That would be horrifying, actually. Have you done that before? No. 1010 00:41:45.679 --> 00:41:48.380 I don't know what your friends are up to. Because 1011 00:41:48.400 --> 00:41:51.420 straight women are so funny like that. They're like, let 1012 00:41:51.440 --> 00:41:53.940 me see your boobs. Let me see your vagina. 1013 00:41:53.960 --> 00:41:57.260 As a straight woman, no. And I've shared rooms and 1014 00:41:57.320 --> 00:42:00.449 slept in the same bed. No. I have not... I've 1015 00:42:00.469 --> 00:42:02.889 had someone be like, look, let me show you something. 1016 00:42:02.969 --> 00:42:03.989 Yeah. 1017 00:42:04.250 --> 00:42:06.550 Or, you know, I am going to get my boobs 1018 00:42:06.570 --> 00:42:07.389 done and this is why. 1019 00:42:07.409 --> 00:42:08.010 And they show you a boob. 1020 00:42:08.030 --> 00:42:09.780 But then I have not been like, let me touch 1021 00:42:09.820 --> 00:42:11.539 your boobs, let me touch your boobs or anything. Okay, 1022 00:42:11.579 --> 00:42:14.119 so this gets into boob touching. 1023 00:42:14.139 --> 00:42:14.599 Okay. 1024 00:42:14.619 --> 00:42:17.699 So, the story gets out. Brandi Glanville tries to kiss 1025 00:42:18.800 --> 00:42:22.559 Caroline Manzo. Then Caroline goes to the bathroom. 1026 00:42:22.579 --> 00:42:24.860 That doesn't seem like the person to try and kiss, though. 1027 00:42:24.880 --> 00:42:25.280 I know. 1028 00:42:25.300 --> 00:42:25.519 I know. 1029 00:42:25.800 --> 00:42:26.579 Of all the people. 1030 00:42:27.400 --> 00:42:30.199 Of all the lesbians. Okay, so... I mean, married for 1031 00:42:30.219 --> 00:42:32.079 like 35 years and a grandma. 1032 00:42:32.159 --> 00:42:32.360 Okay. 1033 00:42:32.800 --> 00:42:35.380 So she goes into the bathroom with a couple other 1034 00:42:35.420 --> 00:42:39.829 girls and Brandy allegedly pushes her against the wall and 1035 00:42:39.889 --> 00:42:41.630 touches her chest and her genitals. 1036 00:42:42.050 --> 00:42:42.150 Oh. 1037 00:42:42.190 --> 00:42:46.530 Into which then Caroline is very uncomfortable and this other woman, 1038 00:42:46.610 --> 00:42:50.590 Alex McCord, unlocks the door and releases her. 1039 00:42:50.610 --> 00:42:50.699 Okay. 1040 00:42:51.429 --> 00:42:54.539 And she then is very upset and she leaves the 1041 00:42:54.599 --> 00:42:56.900 next day or Brandy leaves first and then she leaves 1042 00:42:56.920 --> 00:42:59.989 the next day. Okay. So now Brandy's not having it. 1043 00:43:00.030 --> 00:43:01.849 But no one's seen this footage. 1044 00:43:01.969 --> 00:43:04.250 No one sees the footage, but they said there's audio 1045 00:43:04.269 --> 00:43:05.269 because they had mics on. 1046 00:43:05.570 --> 00:43:05.909 Oh, okay. 1047 00:43:06.210 --> 00:43:08.829 And all the fans get involved and they're like, if 1048 00:43:08.869 --> 00:43:11.010 this was a man who did this, Brandy would be 1049 00:43:11.070 --> 00:43:13.219 arrested for sexual assault. And other people are like, what 1050 00:43:13.239 --> 00:43:14.320 did you expect with Brandy? 1051 00:43:14.380 --> 00:43:16.559 Like, she's drunk and. 1052 00:43:16.559 --> 00:43:19.940 She is an out bisexual. She came on my show 1053 00:43:19.980 --> 00:43:22.420 and she's like, I've absolutely been in relationships with girls 1054 00:43:22.500 --> 00:43:24.900 and stuff. And she does take things too far. She's 1055 00:43:24.920 --> 00:43:29.269 thrown a drink and people's faces. She slapped Lisa Vanderpump 1056 00:43:29.289 --> 00:43:31.130 in a fun way. She takes it too far because 1057 00:43:31.150 --> 00:43:31.909 she's a boozer. 1058 00:43:32.150 --> 00:43:32.429 Okay. 1059 00:43:32.889 --> 00:43:36.539 So now Brandi Glanville's lawyer demands that the studio execs 1060 00:43:36.599 --> 00:43:38.139 release the harassment audio. 1061 00:43:38.420 --> 00:43:39.260 She wants it released. 1062 00:43:39.280 --> 00:43:41.940 Yes, because she said the video will reveal that Brandi 1063 00:43:41.980 --> 00:43:46.179 did not sexually harass Caroline. Caroline Manzo claims that Glanville 1064 00:43:46.219 --> 00:43:50.119 touched her breast and genital area without her consent while 1065 00:43:50.159 --> 00:43:52.780 they were off camera and on the set of the 1066 00:43:52.840 --> 00:43:56.800 Moroccan Ultimate Girls trip. Her lawyer, Brandi's lawyer, is saying 1067 00:43:56.820 --> 00:44:00.460 it's unacceptable that the production company, Shed Media and Warner Brothers, 1068 00:44:00.480 --> 00:44:03.090 would let such a narrative take off in the media 1069 00:44:03.119 --> 00:44:07.610 when it's damaging to Brandi Glanville's reputation so much. Well, 1070 00:44:07.690 --> 00:44:09.690 I don't think it's really damaging to her reputation. I 1071 00:44:09.710 --> 00:44:12.550 think it's pretty typical to her behavior. That's why it's 1072 00:44:12.570 --> 00:44:16.519 very believable. Claiming that it was just cynical ploys for ratings. 1073 00:44:17.210 --> 00:44:20.010 Caroline Manzo and Glanville have been saying for weeks that 1074 00:44:20.050 --> 00:44:22.889 releasing the audio would prove they're separate versions of events. 1075 00:44:22.929 --> 00:44:24.269 They both want the audio. 1076 00:44:24.489 --> 00:44:26.510 Oh, okay. Release it. 1077 00:44:26.750 --> 00:44:27.510 Release the tapes. 1078 00:44:27.530 --> 00:44:28.750 Release the tapes. 1079 00:44:29.170 --> 00:44:31.250 The letter also says that the Real Housewives of New 1080 00:44:31.269 --> 00:44:34.710 Jersey star, who is Caroline Manzo, did nothing to discourage 1081 00:44:34.769 --> 00:44:39.190 Glanville from touching

her and was outspoken about her liberal 1082 00:44:39.309 --> 00:44:40.389 views on sex. 1083 00:44:40.690 --> 00:44:41.110 Okay. 1084 00:44:41.429 --> 00:44:44.349 And even offered, wait, hold on. 1085 00:44:44.469 --> 00:44:44.750 Sorry. 1086 00:44:45.070 --> 00:44:47.510 I have to find the right page. She even offered 1087 00:44:47.530 --> 00:44:51.010 to allow her castmates to touch her breasts to confirm 1088 00:44:51.030 --> 00:44:54.650 they weren't implants. So Caroline said, touch my boobs. They're 1089 00:44:54.690 --> 00:44:58.210 not implants. Apparently, Manzo was asked if she was OK, 1090 00:44:58.250 --> 00:45:00.769 and she gave a thumbs up, then told the girls 1091 00:45:00.929 --> 00:45:02.829 at the table that she had never kissed a girl 1092 00:45:03.469 --> 00:45:06.820 back until now. So she kissed. So now the story 1093 00:45:06.860 --> 00:45:08.300 is that she was fine with the kiss. 1094 00:45:08.530 --> 00:45:08.679 OK. 1095 00:45:09.590 --> 00:45:11.110 Wasn't freaked out by Brandy. 1096 00:45:11.360 --> 00:45:13.019 But then something turned at some point. 1097 00:45:13.039 --> 00:45:13.300 Yeah. 1098 00:45:13.500 --> 00:45:15.300 So Brandy is denying all the work I'm doing. 1099 00:45:15.380 --> 00:45:17.260 But we don't know where the turn happened. 1100 00:45:17.940 --> 00:45:18.099 Yeah. 1101 00:45:18.139 --> 00:45:19.800 That's why we need to release the tapes. 1102 00:45:19.980 --> 00:45:21.760 I think the turn could have been, I've been on 1103 00:45:21.800 --> 00:45:23.920 this trip for six days. 1104 00:45:23.940 --> 00:45:24.599 And I want to go home. 1105 00:45:24.619 --> 00:45:25.380 And I want to go home. 1106 00:45:25.400 --> 00:45:28.840 I want to take off this mic. And it did 1107 00:45:28.880 --> 00:45:30.840 create a lot to talk about. 1108 00:45:31.000 --> 00:45:34.320 I didn't like this. And I'm tired. And I'm annoyed. 1109 00:45:34.420 --> 00:45:36.320 And she's like a little fly that kept touching me. 1110 00:45:36.460 --> 00:45:37.559 And I just want out. 1111 00:45:37.639 --> 00:45:37.960 Yeah. 1112 00:45:38.780 --> 00:45:38.920 And. 1113 00:45:39.630 --> 00:45:39.989 I don't know. 1114 00:45:40.210 --> 00:45:43.940 There could be somewhere in the middle between the two stories, maybe. Maybe. 1115 00:45:43.980 --> 00:45:46.300 But it definitely makes you want to watch this season. 1116 00:45:46.320 --> 00:45:46.599 Yeah. 1117 00:45:46.739 --> 00:45:51.699 Breaking news. We just got the photo that TMZ has released, right? 1118 00:45:51.739 --> 00:45:58.570 This is TMZ, of Raquel's eye that's supposedly caused by 1119 00:45:58.650 --> 00:46:03.789 Sheena Shea. In my opinion, it is not bad. It 1120 00:46:03.829 --> 00:46:06.320 does look like a scratch, like a nail scratch up 1121 00:46:06.409 --> 00:46:07.920 on the first part of the brow. 1122 00:46:07.940 --> 00:46:09.800 I can't tell if her eyes got a little bruising 1123 00:46:09.860 --> 00:46:10.519 there or no. 1124 00:46:11.059 --> 00:46:12.820 I think there is a little bruising. She also has 1125 00:46:12.920 --> 00:46:16.059 not a speckle of makeup on. So everyone always has 1126 00:46:16.099 --> 00:46:18.500 a little bit of dark circle around. But there's definitely 1127 00:46:18.519 --> 00:46:18.940 a cut. 1128 00:46:19.099 --> 00:46:20.280 Contact for sure. 1129 00:46:20.389 --> 00:46:23.769 There's definitely contact and a scratch. Okay. Raquel is saying 1130 00:46:23.809 --> 00:46:27.010 that probably added to getting her restraining order that Sheena 1131 00:46:27.030 --> 00:46:30.550 had threatened to do it again allegedly. And that's probably 1132 00:46:30.570 --> 00:46:34.530 what got her the temporary restraining. They have big nails. 1133 00:46:34.949 --> 00:46:38.800 They all have nails. But I have to say, fake nails, 1134 00:46:39.039 --> 00:46:41.460 like mine, are actually not that sharp. 1135 00:46:41.500 --> 00:46:41.800 Really? 1136 00:46:42.179 --> 00:46:43.599 Because, like, look. 1137 00:46:45.380 --> 00:46:46.639 They scratch real nice, though. 1138 00:46:46.659 --> 00:46:48.940 They scratch, but they're not, like, sharp like a real nail. 1139 00:46:48.960 --> 00:46:52.320 What's going on with my girl's trip? Scratch each other's backs. 1140 00:46:52.989 --> 00:46:54.539 Well, thanks for sending me this. 1141 00:46:54.840 --> 00:46:57.019 Okay, let's go back to our- That was some This 1142 00:46:57.039 --> 00:46:57.860 Just In news. 1143 00:46:57.920 --> 00:47:02.039 That was some breaking, breaking, breaking news. Anyway, so we'll see. 1144 00:47:02.260 --> 00:47:03.500 We'll see with Caroline and Brandy. 1145 00:47:03.519 --> 00:47:05.820 We'll see how it unfolds. They got to release those tapes. 1146 00:47:05.980 --> 00:47:07.539 We found out how much Jen Shaw makes. 1147 00:47:08.519 --> 00:47:10.079 On the show? Yes. Or in general? 1148 00:47:10.099 --> 00:47:11.880 She's in prison now, Jen Shaw. 1149 00:47:12.260 --> 00:47:12.900 I saw that. 1150 00:47:13.159 --> 00:47:16.150 So it got revealed that because they're trying to get 1151 00:47:16.230 --> 00:47:19.789 money for all the victims that she took. And she 1152 00:47:19.829 --> 00:47:22.570 makes $ 480, 000 a season. 1153 00:47:22.769 --> 00:47:23.110 Okay. 1154 00:47:23.570 --> 00:47:28.219 And that's her season three salary. But I mean, we also, 1155 00:47:28.840 --> 00:47:31.260 I know that they keep making more each year. Right. 1156 00:47:31.300 --> 00:47:33.400 That's why they get rid of the OGs. Once they 1157 00:47:33.440 --> 00:47:35.559 get to like a million, they're like, we've had enough 1158 00:47:35.579 --> 00:47:36.179 of you. 1159 00:47:36.300 --> 00:47:38.559 But also those women make most of their money off 1160 00:47:38.679 --> 00:47:39.679 of endorsements. 1161 00:47:40.630 --> 00:47:43.980 Hopefully they do. They have to be really smart about it. Also, 1162 00:47:44.000 --> 00:47:46.519 they make it like, you know, how much you can 1163 00:47:46.539 --> 00:47:48.119

showcase your thing. 1164 00:47:48.219 --> 00:47:51.280 I mean, I know when that rule started, as soon 1165 00:47:51.360 --> 00:47:55.429 as Teddy's husband, they brought that on Beverly Hills. 1166 00:47:55.630 --> 00:47:56.449 Yeah. 1167 00:47:56.570 --> 00:48:03.570 They brought the big bus with the alarm companies. The 1168 00:48:03.610 --> 00:48:06.039 whole bus was wrapped in it. That's when I was like, 1169 00:48:06.440 --> 00:48:07.800 this has gone too far. 1170 00:48:08.159 --> 00:48:10.260 I mean, Kyle would always wear the agency hat. 1171 00:48:10.340 --> 00:48:12.820 I mean, that's a smart thing. Whatever your business is, 1172 00:48:12.880 --> 00:48:15.260 get a bunch of merch and just be wearing that 1173 00:48:15.280 --> 00:48:15.880 in every scene. 1174 00:48:15.900 --> 00:48:18.239 And they're constantly wearing the agency hats and shirts. 1175 00:48:18.260 --> 00:48:19.599 So I know that they were like, well, if they're 1176 00:48:19.639 --> 00:48:22.280 doing it, but when a bus, or I don't know 1177 00:48:22.500 --> 00:48:25.280 if it was a bus or a big RV, but 1178 00:48:25.340 --> 00:48:30.300 it was so big that I remember people going, okay, 1179 00:48:30.360 --> 00:48:32.980 this has gone a little too far now. 1180 00:48:33.940 --> 00:48:36.800 So I think that's when they start making the rule. 1181 00:48:37.039 --> 00:48:40.449 Well, everybody does. Like on Real Housewives of Miami, Leah 1182 00:48:40.489 --> 00:48:43.750 Black is not on it anymore, but she's friends with 1183 00:48:44.730 --> 00:48:47.590 this girl, Lisa, whose husband is this plastic surgeon who's 1184 00:48:47.650 --> 00:48:48.110 leaving her. 1185 00:48:48.130 --> 00:48:48.710 Okay. 1186 00:48:48.769 --> 00:48:51.570 And she's like, let's talk and let me give you 1187 00:48:51.610 --> 00:48:54.190 some advice of how to do well in this divorce. 1188 00:48:54.750 --> 00:48:56.590 But she was smart. She's like, come to my office. 1189 00:48:56.650 --> 00:48:59.690 And they sat down and all of Leah's products were there. 1190 00:48:59.710 --> 00:49:02.289 You're dumb if you don't. I mean, I'm going to 1191 00:49:02.329 --> 00:49:04.389 go beyond the show. Like, I better, you know. 1192 00:49:04.409 --> 00:49:06.510 You used to tell people you need a product. You 1193 00:49:06.550 --> 00:49:07.880 got to sell something. 1194 00:49:07.889 --> 00:49:10.480 Yeah. I'm a real housewife consultant. I've been trying to. 1195 00:49:10.420 --> 00:49:14.380 Tell people for years. You're a businesswoman. Send it to Daryl. 1196 00:49:19.960 --> 00:49:26.300 So, okay, so anyway, you make more each season. Right. Now, meanwhile, 1197 00:49:26.760 --> 00:49:32.019 this is from page six. Andy Cohen apparently dissed Jill 1198 00:49:32.039 --> 00:49:32.969 Zarin and she didn't like it. 1199 00:49:33.239 --> 00:49:33.539 Oh, really? 1200 00:49:33.579 --> 00:49:36.119 So Jill Zarin, they were going to do a legacy, 1201 00:49:36.429 --> 00:49:42.250 which is like all the best New York people. Lou Anne, She, Sonya, Dorinda, 1202 00:49:42.389 --> 00:49:47.760 Kelly Bessamone. Anyway, they couldn't settle on, they couldn't, apparently, 1203 00:49:48.119 --> 00:49:49.260 the money was so bad. 1204 00:49:49.340 --> 00:49:51.079 Just do it, though. 1205 00:49:51.099 --> 00:49:53.989 You gotta just do it. You're not doing these shows 1206 00:49:54.050 --> 00:49:57.769 for money. It opens your world back up to all 1207 00:49:57.789 --> 00:49:59.309 the other opportunities. 1208 00:49:59.719 --> 00:50:00.340 Don't you think? 1209 00:50:00.659 --> 00:50:02.539 I do. But I also think like the real, the 1210 00:50:02.579 --> 00:50:05.690 reality of it is they want, they expect a lot 1211 00:50:05.730 --> 00:50:08.230 of you. And she does, she does live in Florida. Oh, 1212 00:50:08.889 --> 00:50:10.500 and so it's like, I didn't have to live in 1213 00:50:10.539 --> 00:50:13.469 New York and it's, I think everybody just should do 1214 00:50:13.489 --> 00:50:16.070 the ultimate girl trip thing and try to finger each other. 1215 00:50:16.110 --> 00:50:17.969 That's just like, what, two weeks? 1216 00:50:18.050 --> 00:50:21.090 It's one week done. One week, one finger, one tit, 1217 00:50:21.130 --> 00:50:25.409 and just move on. I get why these women, after 1218 00:50:25.449 --> 00:50:27.929 a certain point in life, do not want the cameras 1219 00:50:27.949 --> 00:50:30.519 following them forever for five months long. 1220 00:50:30.539 --> 00:50:31.659 Then you're either in or out. 1221 00:50:31.880 --> 00:50:33.480 You're either in or out, but trying to get more 1222 00:50:33.519 --> 00:50:37.300 money out of these shows, I think is like, yeah, exactly. 1223 00:50:37.320 --> 00:50:37.400 Yeah. 1224 00:50:37.739 --> 00:50:38.300 It's just who cares. 1225 00:50:38.380 --> 00:50:38.699 Okay. 1226 00:50:39.179 --> 00:50:40.320 I'm going to move on. I'm going to move on 1227 00:50:40.340 --> 00:50:42.380 to this story. I'm done with Housewives right now. Okay. 1228 00:50:43.059 --> 00:50:46.969 This is one of my worst nightmares. You've seen, have 1229 00:50:46.989 --> 00:50:48.510 you ever seen the movie Open Waters? 1230 00:50:48.750 --> 00:50:50.849 I mean, yes. Nightmare. 1231 00:50:51.170 --> 00:50:54.969 So this couple went snorkeling. 1232 00:50:54.989 --> 00:50:56.389 You lost me at snorkeling. 1233 00:50:56.889 --> 00:50:57.469 Where were they? 1234 00:50:57.880 --> 00:50:58.360 Maui. 1235 00:50:58.719 --> 00:51:03.719 Maui. And all of a sudden they see the boat. 1236 00:51:03.840 --> 00:51:04.159 No. 1237 00:51:04.320 --> 00:51:07.300 And they see they're swimming and they're like, Why are 1238 00:51:07.320 --> 00:51:09.219 we not getting any closer to the boat? Is the 1239 00:51:09.260 --> 00:51:15.409 boat going further away? The boat left them while they're 1240 00:51:15.429 --> 00:51:19.070 snorkeling and they're like, oh my God, what are we 1241 00:51:19.090 --> 00:51:21.349 going to do? So the good news is they

weren't 1242 00:51:21.389 --> 00:51:24.590 that far from the shore. However, they didn't want to 1243 00:51:24.630 --> 00:51:26.570 go to the shore because it was like rocks and 1244 00:51:26.650 --> 00:51:29.550 coral and like, but they're like, we better go because 1245 00:51:29.570 --> 00:51:31.730 they're not coming back. Once they got to the shore, 1246 00:51:31.769 --> 00:51:34.530 they found someone who lived there. who then, like, helped them. 1247 00:51:34.630 --> 00:51:34.989 Okay. 1248 00:51:35.110 --> 00:51:37.110 But, I mean, it could have been so much worse. 1249 00:51:37.190 --> 00:51:40.849 And so, of course, the place didn't count right or whatever. 1250 00:51:40.929 --> 00:51:43.739 They were just, they were, yeah, it's my worst nightmare. 1251 00:51:44.840 --> 00:51:47.260 I mean, anytime you go on these trips, there's all 1252 00:51:47.300 --> 00:51:51.539 these excursions, and the rules are just different, you know? 1253 00:51:51.559 --> 00:51:52.980 I think I'm done with excursions. 1254 00:51:53.159 --> 00:51:56.159 I've never been on excursions. Well, Jax and I went 1255 00:51:56.239 --> 00:51:58.900 on a couple of trips once, and the people that 1256 00:51:58.920 --> 00:52:01.070 we were with were always like, do you guys want 1257 00:52:01.090 --> 00:52:01.809 to go snorkeling? 1258 00:52:01.829 --> 00:52:02.610 We were like, no. 1259 00:52:02.630 --> 00:52:04.880 They were like, do you want to go on a 1260 00:52:04.949 --> 00:52:07.780 tour of a coffee plant? 1261 00:52:07.820 --> 00:52:09.900 We're like, no. They're like, do you want to go 1262 00:52:10.059 --> 00:52:10.579 paddle boarding? 1263 00:52:10.619 --> 00:52:11.920 And we're like, God, no. 1264 00:52:12.039 --> 00:52:14.960 Like, we said no to everything. They go, what do 1265 00:52:15.000 --> 00:52:17.119 you want to do? We're like, drink by the pool. 1266 00:52:17.639 --> 00:52:22.710 We have a cabana, like, for every day. Yeah, I 1267 00:52:22.829 --> 00:52:25.409 do do that stuff because Peter's kind of adventurous. 1268 00:52:25.429 --> 00:52:26.250 When you have kids. 1269 00:52:26.429 --> 00:52:28.010 And then I also felt like, well, I don't want 1270 00:52:28.030 --> 00:52:31.400 to just, you know, But when I was younger, the 1271 00:52:32.440 --> 00:52:34.820 first time we went to Hawaii, I was 12. We 1272 00:52:34.880 --> 00:52:36.639 really never wanted vacations. That was, like, one of the 1273 00:52:36.699 --> 00:52:39.570 only trips my dad took me on. So Shannon was, like, 14. 1274 00:52:39.570 --> 00:52:40.150 I was 12. 1275 00:52:40.150 --> 00:52:44.809 And we went during Christmas. And my dad was so into, like, 1276 00:52:44.829 --> 00:52:47.090 this trip that, like, every day we'd have to get 1277 00:52:47.170 --> 00:52:49.570 up and, like, go to the Polynesian Cultural Center every 1278 00:52:49.820 --> 00:52:51.340 And then like, and one time we went to try 1279 00:52:51.360 --> 00:52:53.960 to go to like Pearl Harbor or something, but like 1280 00:52:54.280 --> 00:52:56.480 my dad was confused and then like he was yelling 1281 00:52:56.500 --> 00:52:58.070 at my mom. And so it took two days for 1282 00:52:58.119 --> 00:52:59.150 us to actually go. 1283 00:52:59.170 --> 00:52:59.570 Oh my God. 1284 00:52:59.590 --> 00:53:00.829 So we lost two days of that. 1285 00:53:01.030 --> 00:53:01.309 Right. 1286 00:53:01.429 --> 00:53:06.630 And then only on actual Christmas did we get to 1287 00:53:06.670 --> 00:53:08.809 just hang out by the beautiful pool and beach of 1288 00:53:08.889 --> 00:53:12.570 her thing. And I remember I said, when I'm an adult, 1289 00:53:13.269 --> 00:53:14.909 I'm going to enjoy the hotel I'm at. 1290 00:53:15.070 --> 00:53:17.639 I'm going to enjoy this pool. I'm going to enjoy 1291 00:53:17.679 --> 00:53:18.199 this pool. 1292 00:53:18.239 --> 00:53:21.440 I like, So then through the years, we would do 1293 00:53:21.500 --> 00:53:23.840 a few things. But now more and more, I'm like, 1294 00:53:24.860 --> 00:53:25.900 I'm not leaving the resort. 1295 00:53:26.039 --> 00:53:29.320 Well, on that trip that we finally gave in, they go, 1296 00:53:29.340 --> 00:53:31.639 what about a sunset cruise? It's always a sunset cruise. 1297 00:53:31.659 --> 00:53:33.730 We go, fine, we'll do a sunset cruise. But you'll 1298 00:53:33.750 --> 00:53:35.550 lose the whole day. But we walked through the jungle 1299 00:53:36.010 --> 00:53:38.849 to get to this boat. And it's a guy that's like, 1300 00:53:38.949 --> 00:53:41.630 he just pulled his boat up from wherever. There's no 1301 00:53:41.710 --> 00:53:42.750 license here. 1302 00:53:43.070 --> 00:53:44.349 He's drinking a beer. 1303 00:53:44.369 --> 00:53:45.050 Wait, what city? 1304 00:53:45.070 --> 00:53:48.849 This is Costa Rica. He's drinking a beer. So he starts, 1305 00:53:49.710 --> 00:53:52.550 they go all across to the island or something. There's 1306 00:53:52.590 --> 00:53:56.260 a hard rock and a casino. We'll go, that's where 1307 00:53:56.300 --> 00:53:57.559 everybody goes. It's so fun. 1308 00:53:57.579 --> 00:54:00.280 We're like, all right. He starts, he's drinking a beer 1309 00:54:00.460 --> 00:54:05.000 and driving us in this boat. And Jack says, I 1310 00:54:05.019 --> 00:54:06.639 think we should put our phone like in a Ziploc 1311 00:54:06.679 --> 00:54:09.679 bag or something. She's very prepared. I go, okay. And 1312 00:54:09.719 --> 00:54:13.480 we start going and the waves just go in our 1313 00:54:13.539 --> 00:54:16.239 face for 30 minutes. We are getting crazy. 1314 00:54:16.610 --> 00:54:19.630 Like, imagine me with a spray gun just shooting you 1315 00:54:19.670 --> 00:54:21.849 in the face with water pressure. 1316 00:54:22.489 --> 00:54:25.130 It was that for 30 minutes. And I just wish 1317 00:54:25.170 --> 00:54:26.639 that we could have been on video because. 1318 00:54:26.469 --> 00:54:29.000 We're like, this is the worst cruise of our life. 1319 00:54:29.079 --> 00:54:31.000 And

we get to the island. There's no hard rock. 1320 00:54:31.219 --> 00:54:32.880 How many other people are on this cruise? 1321 00:54:32.900 --> 00:54:34.840 There's four of us. Us and the other couple. 1322 00:54:35.000 --> 00:54:37.539 And this guy drinking a beer who's telling us about 1323 00:54:38.320 --> 00:54:40.380 liking a girl that's too. 1324 00:54:40.199 --> 00:54:44.469 Young, an American. We're like, no, no, no. None of this. Please. 1325 00:54:45.300 --> 00:54:48.739 And we landed at the island. There's no Hard Rock Casino. 1326 00:54:48.760 --> 00:54:51.960 There's a sign that says Hard Rock Casino coming, and 1327 00:54:52.059 --> 00:54:53.739 it was like two years prior. 1328 00:54:54.500 --> 00:54:57.610 And there was nothing there. There was a couple of 1329 00:54:57.659 --> 00:55:00.289 beach bars, and we got a drink and then went 1330 00:55:00.369 --> 00:55:03.429 back on this boat. This guy went and got more hammered. 1331 00:55:03.489 --> 00:55:04.630 How much did it cost? 1332 00:55:04.750 --> 00:55:05.489 I don't remember. 1333 00:55:06.380 --> 00:55:08.440 But this guy went and got more hammered while we 1334 00:55:08.460 --> 00:55:10.579 had a drink. Took us back on the boat. Then 1335 00:55:10.599 --> 00:55:12.500 it was pitch dark when we got back. And then 1336 00:55:12.519 --> 00:55:15.420 we had to go through a literal jungle back to 1337 00:55:15.480 --> 00:55:20.389 our hotel. Like, stepping over scorpions. Like, monkeys in the trees. 1338 00:55:20.469 --> 00:55:22.369 Like, angry yelling at us. 1339 00:55:22.769 --> 00:55:24.190 It was a nightmare. 1340 00:55:24.210 --> 00:55:26.090 And then you get back to the beautiful resort. You're like, 1341 00:55:26.130 --> 00:55:27.170 why did we leave the resort? 1342 00:55:27.190 --> 00:55:28.820 Why would we do excursions? 1343 00:55:29.010 --> 00:55:30.099 Why leave the resort? 1344 00:55:30.119 --> 00:55:30.320 Exactly. 1345 00:55:30.360 --> 00:55:32.519 That's what I always say about Mexico, too. Like, I'm like, 1346 00:55:32.559 --> 00:55:34.039 I don't want to get into a van. 1347 00:55:34.099 --> 00:55:36.219 I'll do a jet ski. I like a jet ski. 1348 00:55:36.239 --> 00:55:38.440 That's right there. Who cares? That's easy. Yeah. 1349 00:55:38.739 --> 00:55:41.840 We finally gave in to the paddle boards. The wave 1350 00:55:41.980 --> 00:55:43.960 knocked the paddle board into my hip. I've had a 1351 00:55:43.980 --> 00:55:44.920 bad hip since. 1352 00:55:49.070 --> 00:55:52.610 I don't know. That or being, you know, too sedentary. 1353 00:55:52.639 --> 00:55:53.349 I'm not sure. 1354 00:55:53.610 --> 00:55:55.030 But it's definitely, yeah. 1355 00:55:55.389 --> 00:55:55.869 I agree. 1356 00:55:55.969 --> 00:55:57.789 Well, this is a story to keep you going. 1357 00:55:57.809 --> 00:56:00.170 Well, that story is my nightmare. Yeah. 1358 00:56:00.699 --> 00:56:02.659 Have you ever played a Ouija board? 1359 00:56:02.719 --> 00:56:04.920 For sure. When I was younger,

that was like the 1360 00:56:04.960 --> 00:56:05.579 thing to do. 1361 00:56:06.079 --> 00:56:10.349 Well, according to this, Hollywood Unlocked, 28 girls were hospitalized 1362 00:56:10.409 --> 00:56:14.010 with anxiety after playing with a Ouija board at an 1363 00:56:14.190 --> 00:56:15.949 after school club in Columbia. 1364 00:56:16.389 --> 00:56:18.230 Whoa. So. 1365 00:56:18.820 --> 00:56:21.739 Yeah, you have to you have to be prepared to 1366 00:56:21.780 --> 00:56:24.420 go on that ride if you're summoning up spirits. 1367 00:56:24.440 --> 00:56:28.840 So a lot of the comments were like, you know, 1368 00:56:28.900 --> 00:56:31.829 don't fuck with the spirits. Right. And they're like, this 1369 00:56:31.889 --> 00:56:35.880 one person said, you know, when psychics and stuff say 1370 00:56:35.900 --> 00:56:37.599 they're like talking to your dead ones and they're like 1371 00:56:37.719 --> 00:56:40.599 really accurate, they said they're not talking to your dead ones. 1372 00:56:40.739 --> 00:56:45.230 They're talking to familiar spirits. that are, like, there's spirits 1373 00:56:45.269 --> 00:56:48.409 that are, like, been watching part of these people, and 1374 00:56:48.570 --> 00:56:52.230 they know what's happening, but it's not necessarily talking to 1375 00:56:52.250 --> 00:56:52.650 the dead. 1376 00:56:52.789 --> 00:56:53.369 Interesting. 1377 00:56:53.849 --> 00:56:56.130 But I always remember doing that thing where you'd feel it, like, 1378 00:56:56.170 --> 00:56:57.289 almost magnetic. 1379 00:56:57.570 --> 00:57:00.010 Yeah, but, like, as a group, I feel like you're 1380 00:57:00.090 --> 00:57:03.019 kind of, like, making it, you know, like, your hands 1381 00:57:03.119 --> 00:57:04.880 are just kind of going. But it does, sometimes it 1382 00:57:04.920 --> 00:57:06.059 does spell stuff out. 1383 00:57:06.079 --> 00:57:08.519 But, I mean, it is just, like, a Hasbro board, right? 1384 00:57:08.539 --> 00:57:10.239 Yeah, it is a game. 1385 00:57:10.920 --> 00:57:11.460 But, you know. 1386 00:57:12.420 --> 00:57:14.739 The thought is that you're all there with the intentions 1387 00:57:14.820 --> 00:57:15.199 of something. 1388 00:57:15.280 --> 00:57:16.179 Right, like a slumber party. 1389 00:57:16.239 --> 00:57:16.760 Yeah. 1390 00:57:17.300 --> 00:57:19.130 But I guess they got scared. 1391 00:57:19.469 --> 00:57:20.510 There was something that we would. 1392 00:57:20.530 --> 00:57:22.909 Hospitalization seems like a lot, but I don't know what 1393 00:57:23.070 --> 00:57:23.469 they summoned. 1394 00:57:23.510 --> 00:57:25.769 It could be a little dramatic. But I think that, like, 1395 00:57:25.809 --> 00:57:29.309 what about, like, there was some chant that we used 1396 00:57:29.349 --> 00:57:31.469 to say at a slumber party. 1397 00:57:31.489 --> 00:57:34.030 Oh, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. That's when you 1398 00:57:34.050 --> 00:57:36.309 try to lift someone up. Oh, stiff as a feather. 1399 00:57:36.690 --> 00:57:38.690

Light as a feather, stiff as a board. And you 1400 00:57:38.730 --> 00:57:40.449 try to lift them up. 1401 00:57:40.469 --> 00:57:42.340 Yeah. Did you ever do that? 1402 00:57:42.380 --> 00:57:44.179 Lies a feather stiff as a board. That was the thing. 1403 00:57:44.199 --> 00:57:44.659 Did you ever get. 1404 00:57:44.989 --> 00:57:47.769 Yeah, we tried it. I don't remember if it worked. 1405 00:57:48.829 --> 00:57:50.030 But, you know, we always used to... And then you're 1406 00:57:50.050 --> 00:57:51.469 always supposed to lift them with just fingers. 1407 00:57:51.489 --> 00:57:53.289 You're supposed to, yeah, just put your fingers under... Yeah, 1408 00:57:53.329 --> 00:57:54.730 and they're supposed to, like, raise the person. 1409 00:57:54.849 --> 00:57:56.489 I don't know. 1410 00:57:56.530 --> 00:57:58.829 We were always looking for ways to be scared. 1411 00:57:58.869 --> 00:57:59.130 Yeah. 1412 00:57:59.829 --> 00:58:01.630 And there was something like look in the mirror and. 1413 00:58:02.469 --> 00:58:04.610 Candyman or whatever? Is that Candyman? 1414 00:58:06.059 --> 00:58:08.659 Moving on. Did you know that Avril Lavigne is dating Tyga? 1415 00:58:08.940 --> 00:58:11.039 I saw that on Twitter the other day. 1416 00:58:12.590 --> 00:58:16.170 This is like such a one degree of separation. 1417 00:58:16.210 --> 00:58:16.530 Really? 1418 00:58:16.650 --> 00:58:20.110 Between them and the cart. So, you know, Tyga was 1419 00:58:20.130 --> 00:58:22.550 with Blac Chyna, has a baby with Blac Chyna. 1420 00:58:22.570 --> 00:58:23.829 Okay. 1421 00:58:24.070 --> 00:58:25.070 Then he got with Kylie. 1422 00:58:26.289 --> 00:58:26.429 Oh. 1423 00:58:26.949 --> 00:58:31.730 Then Blac Chyna had a baby with Rob Kardashian. At 1424 00:58:31.949 --> 00:58:35.949 one time, Avril Lavigne was dating Brody Jenner. 1425 00:58:36.760 --> 00:58:37.219 Okay. 1426 00:58:37.960 --> 00:58:39.980 Then somehow she. 1427 00:58:40.530 --> 00:58:40.849 did. 1428 00:58:40.789 --> 00:58:43.369 Something with Travis Barker. She was like in his band 1429 00:58:43.429 --> 00:58:44.690 or his protege or something. 1430 00:58:44.949 --> 00:58:45.289 Okay. 1431 00:58:45.590 --> 00:58:46.690 Anyway, it's just a very. 1432 00:58:47.210 --> 00:58:49.489 The worlds are just colliding. But. 1433 00:58:49.510 --> 00:58:50.090 But. 1434 00:58:50.179 --> 00:58:53.539 It's a big family, you know. Somebody's dated somebody who's 1435 00:58:53.579 --> 00:58:54.380 dated somebody. 1436 00:58:54.659 --> 00:58:56.219 I mean, it's a weird matching. 1437 00:58:56.619 --> 00:58:57.639 It is a weird matching. 1438 00:58:57.719 --> 00:58:59.639 I would not have... And then there's a rumor that 1439 00:58:59.699 --> 00:59:02.059 he has no money and she does and that's why 1440 00:59:02.059 --> 00:59:02.889 he's after her. 1441 00:59:02.889 --> 00:59:03.719 Oh, allegedly. 1442 00:59:03.719 --> 00:59:07.260 Allegedly. A rumor allegedly. So Adidas could be forced to 1443 00:59:07.260 --> 00:59:12.019 literally burn up to $ 500 million worth of unsold apparel 1444 00:59:12.059 --> 00:59:12.880 from its Yeezys line. 1445 00:59:12.900 --> 00:59:15.860 Oh my gosh, that's a lot of... So I was like, wait, what. 1446 00:59:15.820 --> 00:59:18.579 Are these Yeezys looking like? Are they the nurse shoes, 1447 00:59:18.639 --> 00:59:20.639 or are they the alien shoes? So I looked them up. 1448 00:59:20.679 --> 00:59:21.659 They're the ones that look like Crocs. 1449 00:59:21.679 --> 00:59:22.440 They're the alien shoes. 1450 00:59:22.460 --> 00:59:24.239 The alien Crocs shoes, kind of. 1451 00:59:24.570 --> 00:59:25.989 So then I looked them up, and I go, well, 1452 00:59:26.050 --> 00:59:28.590 how much are they going for right now? They are 1453 00:59:28.809 --> 00:59:32.159 so ugly. I mean, this really is like the emperor 1454 00:59:32.199 --> 00:59:35.159 has no clothes. People are finally realizing how fucking ugly 1455 00:59:35.199 --> 00:59:39.599 it was. How much are they going for? You can 1456 00:59:39.639 --> 00:59:42.179 get them now on Amazon and stuff. 1457 00:59:42.019 --> 00:59:44.420 For like $ 500. Whoa, what were they before? 1458 00:59:44.440 --> 00:59:45.239 I guess like $ 800. 1459 00:59:45.179 --> 00:59:46.539 Oh, I didn't know that. 1460 00:59:46.559 --> 00:59:47.500 Do you imagine? 1461 00:59:47.519 --> 00:59:48.519 That's so expensive. 1462 00:59:48.539 --> 00:59:49.860 Do you imagine spending that money? 1463 00:59:49.880 --> 00:59:53.400 I don't think I've ever spent that much on anything. 1464 00:59:53.460 --> 00:59:57.789 Meanwhile, this guy, he likes to wear heels. And he 1465 00:59:57.929 --> 01:00:00.230 is a heterosexual man, but he wears heels and skirts 1466 01:00:00.250 --> 01:00:02.250 to the office. And he's been doing it for years. 1467 01:00:03.210 --> 01:00:03.960 And he loves it. 1468 01:00:03.969 --> 01:00:06.090 I saw him a couple years ago pop up. 1469 01:00:06.639 --> 01:00:07.179 You did? 1470 01:00:07.260 --> 01:00:10.780 I think he shines every couple years. 1471 01:00:10.880 --> 01:00:13.360 First of all, he looks really good. 1472 01:00:13.400 --> 01:00:15.820 Honestly, I think I've seen this guy in Palm Springs. 1473 01:00:15.920 --> 01:00:18.679 And he has the greatest legs of anyone I've ever seen. 1474 01:00:19.039 --> 01:00:20.579 Okay, well, he's in Texas. 1475 01:00:21.219 --> 01:00:24.260 Oh, he's American. I think I've seen him in Palm Springs. 1476 01:00:25.190 --> 01:00:26.650 And he just wears like a skirt? 1477 01:00:26.690 --> 01:00:29.050 He was wearing... You can't not see him because he's 1478 01:00:29.550 --> 01:00:34.139 so fit. He's like the fittest guy. His legs are gorgeous. 1479 01:00:34.159 --> 01:00:34.980 His legs are banging. 1480 01:00:35.079 --> 01:00:37.400 And he wears a very tight... He was wearing a 1481 01:00:37.400 --> 01:00:43.320 very tight fitting dress. But he is bald. It's not 1482 01:00:43.360 --> 01:00:46.829 like a wig. So you just notice him

because he's so. 1483 01:00:47.730 --> 01:00:50.710 And he wears like a man's like jacket and tie 1484 01:00:50.769 --> 01:00:52.929 and shirt and then just wears like a really great 1485 01:00:53.110 --> 01:00:54.230 fitted skirt and heel. 1486 01:00:54.489 --> 01:00:56.489 If he's never been to Palm Springs, then I saw 1487 01:00:56.510 --> 01:00:57.949 someone else who's. 1488 01:00:57.610 --> 01:00:58.780 Stealing his look. 1489 01:00:59.340 --> 01:01:01.239 So he said his wife doesn't mind and that his 1490 01:01:01.280 --> 01:01:04.420 closet is 50% women's clothing and that he's been doing 1491 01:01:04.440 --> 01:01:07.360 this for the past five years at his robotic engineering job. 1492 01:01:08.280 --> 01:01:10.960 How I dress is not about my sexuality. I receive 1493 01:01:10.980 --> 01:01:14.420 backlash from the LGBTQ plus community, but my wife supports me. 1494 01:01:15.000 --> 01:01:18.760 He wore heels. And he dances around. Oh, he did 1495 01:01:18.780 --> 01:01:20.260 wear heels. And he would dance around his room in 1496 01:01:20.300 --> 01:01:23.050 college with his girlfriend. But never out of the house. 1497 01:01:23.110 --> 01:01:25.829 And now he just loves it. He says high heels 1498 01:01:25.889 --> 01:01:28.570 give the illusion of confidence. Also better calves. That's me 1499 01:01:28.610 --> 01:01:32.210 saying that. Which he enjoyed, regardless of gender or sexuality. 1500 01:01:32.889 --> 01:01:35.780 And his wife, she didn't want to be named. But 1501 01:01:35.820 --> 01:01:36.619 she supports him. 1502 01:01:36.659 --> 01:01:38.840 Listen, if she's okay with it. She doesn't want to. 1503 01:01:38.760 --> 01:01:41.119 Be named or photographed. But she gives him a lot 1504 01:01:41.159 --> 01:01:41.619 of support. 1505 01:01:41.880 --> 01:01:44.280 Listen, if she supports it, then, you know. 1506 01:01:45.210 --> 01:01:47.050 I just think it would be hard because if like 1507 01:01:47.090 --> 01:01:50.949 your husband just looked so much better in a skin 1508 01:01:50.969 --> 01:01:52.030 tight skirt than you. 1509 01:01:52.070 --> 01:01:53.010 Yeah, that would be tough. 1510 01:01:53.210 --> 01:01:53.610 That would be. 1511 01:01:53.650 --> 01:01:55.110 Now I want to know if that guy I saw 1512 01:01:55.150 --> 01:01:57.530 was him or is that another guy that looks just 1513 01:01:57.610 --> 01:01:58.309 like him? 1514 01:01:58.489 --> 01:01:59.389 Oh my gosh. 1515 01:02:00.530 --> 01:02:02.110 I'm sure there's a lot of guys that look like 1516 01:02:02.150 --> 01:02:03.489 him that look good in the skirt. 1517 01:02:03.510 --> 01:02:04.050 Maybe, yeah. 1518 01:02:05.150 --> 01:02:08.349 Meanwhile, look at this. Talk about ugly clothes. Okay. 1519 01:02:08.730 --> 01:02:09.219 Oh my gosh. 1520 01:02:09.239 --> 01:02:12.469 This sweater from Nordstrom. It was $ 620. Now you can 1521 01:02:12.489 --> 01:02:14.050 get it for $ 372. That's a steal. And it's all 1522 01:02:14.070 --> 01:02:15.630 those holes. Have you

seen people with those holes? Yeah. 1523 01:02:15.650 --> 01:02:16.219 It is so ugly and ridiculous. 1524 01:02:22.349 --> 01:02:22.769 So lame. 1525 01:02:22.829 --> 01:02:26.170 People buy expensive shoes that are purposely dirty. 1526 01:02:26.429 --> 01:02:28.650 Oh, the Golden Goose? I mean, I don't... I think 1527 01:02:28.690 --> 01:02:30.070 those are on their way out. Oh, are they? I 1528 01:02:30.070 --> 01:02:30.989 think people are starting to realize. 1529 01:02:31.010 --> 01:02:31.869 They're expensive. 1530 01:02:32.010 --> 01:02:33.699 I had a friend that was like, you've got to 1531 01:02:33.719 --> 01:02:36.300 buy the Golden Goose for when you go on stage. 1532 01:02:36.340 --> 01:02:37.739 And I'm like, I can't. Yeah. 1533 01:02:38.010 --> 01:02:39.320 Because they're just like. 1534 01:02:39.380 --> 01:02:41.519 If you want to buy $ 700 shoes, I would rather 1535 01:02:41.539 --> 01:02:44.739 buy a cute Gucci that's white and I like the little. 1536 01:02:45.219 --> 01:02:47.480 You know, like a clean Gucci sneaker. 1537 01:02:47.519 --> 01:02:49.760 Yeah, like a clean Gucci sneaker. Like, why would I 1538 01:02:49.800 --> 01:02:51.320 get like a dirty thing? 1539 01:02:51.360 --> 01:02:51.659 Right. 1540 01:02:51.860 --> 01:02:53.500 Okay. I'm like, look at this. 1541 01:02:54.159 --> 01:02:56.610 Well, that's probably maybe that's why they're having to put 1542 01:02:56.639 --> 01:02:57.139 it on sale. 1543 01:02:57.179 --> 01:02:58.840 Maybe this one's $ 516. 1544 01:02:58.769 --> 01:03:01.889 Some people can rock that look, but not everybody. 1545 01:03:02.670 --> 01:03:04.289 Now, I don't know if this is real or not. 1546 01:03:04.550 --> 01:03:04.929 Okay. 1547 01:03:05.030 --> 01:03:08.889 Okay. But it's this guy running this like broke some record. 1548 01:03:10.090 --> 01:03:16.389 And but he has a woman's ass. It's incredible. And 1549 01:03:16.429 --> 01:03:18.469 I read the comments and I cannot figure out if 1550 01:03:18.489 --> 01:03:19.469 this is real or not. 1551 01:03:19.489 --> 01:03:22.300 Uh-huh. If this was a Photoshop thing? 1552 01:03:22.380 --> 01:03:25.400 Well, yes, because he's wearing an outfit that's not a 1553 01:03:25.440 --> 01:03:26.480 normal running outfit. 1554 01:03:26.519 --> 01:03:28.019 Yeah, he has on like a belt. 1555 01:03:28.179 --> 01:03:29.519 He has a belt on. 1556 01:03:29.679 --> 01:03:31.280 And most people don't run. 1557 01:03:31.300 --> 01:03:35.739 But it is the most womanly ass you have ever seen. 1558 01:03:36.030 --> 01:03:37.710 So I'm reading the comments and they're like, I think 1559 01:03:37.750 --> 01:03:38.409 this is fake. 1560 01:03:38.630 --> 01:03:38.730 Okay. 1561 01:03:38.809 --> 01:03:40.250 But I don't think it's fake. 1562 01:03:40.849 --> 01:03:41.429 I don't know. 1563 01:03:41.469 --> 01:03:44.949 What do you think? You do think it's a fake ass. 1564 01:03:45.769 --> 01:03:48.809 But like, well, it does look, this part does look 1565 01:03:49.070 --> 01:03:49.690 different than that. 1566 01:03:49.769 --> 01:03:52.710 I just don't think there's anything crazier than a man 1567 01:03:52.750 --> 01:03:54.530 that has like a complete woman's ass. 1568 01:03:55.239 --> 01:03:56.639 Well, if he can run that fast. 1569 01:03:57.380 --> 01:03:58.400 One time I was at a. 1570 01:03:58.679 --> 01:03:59.539 Not holding them back. 1571 01:03:59.780 --> 01:04:01.219 One time I was at an open house and my, 1572 01:04:01.380 --> 01:04:03.840 when my mom and I were both realtors, right? So 1573 01:04:03.880 --> 01:04:06.679 we had like, we were like, we'll send people back 1574 01:04:06.739 --> 01:04:08.980 and forth. We had two listings like on the same street. 1575 01:04:09.989 --> 01:04:13.050 So my mom calls me and she's crying, laughing. And 1576 01:04:13.070 --> 01:04:16.630 she's like, I'm sending you over this couple that might 1577 01:04:16.670 --> 01:04:19.690 be interested in the house. She goes, he has a 1578 01:04:19.750 --> 01:04:23.849 woman's ass. And it's like nothing I've ever seen. 1579 01:04:23.969 --> 01:04:24.250 Yeah. 1580 01:04:24.550 --> 01:04:26.590 I'm like, okay. So then they come in. 1581 01:04:26.610 --> 01:04:27.989 I'm like, oh, hi. 1582 01:04:28.650 --> 01:04:31.949 You could go out the backyard. The guy starts walking 1583 01:04:32.010 --> 01:04:33.869 up the steps in the backyard. I'm staring at this 1584 01:04:33.949 --> 01:04:36.889 woman's ass on a man's body. I'm crying so hard. 1585 01:04:36.949 --> 01:04:38.639 I'm like, why would you give me a heads up? 1586 01:04:38.650 --> 01:04:41.780 That's such a random call to make. Heather, I just 1587 01:04:41.800 --> 01:04:47.409 want to give you a heads up. You're like, what? 1588 01:04:47.789 --> 01:04:49.989 It's a better ass than I've got. I got no butt. 1589 01:04:50.010 --> 01:04:53.110 I have no butt either. The flat asses are coming 1590 01:04:53.150 --> 01:04:53.510 back in. 1591 01:04:53.550 --> 01:04:57.429 They are? Thank God, because I have not ever had one. 1592 01:04:58.670 --> 01:05:00.730 Okay, wait, I'm going to go to this one. The 1593 01:05:00.769 --> 01:05:03.679 royal family didn't come to Princess Little Bit's christening despite 1594 01:05:03.719 --> 01:05:06.360 the invite from Meghan and Harry. Well, now I'm not 1595 01:05:06.400 --> 01:05:07.579 that surprised about that. 1596 01:05:08.110 --> 01:05:11.869 Well, it wasn't that different. Oh, wait. Did that happen recently? 1597 01:05:11.889 --> 01:05:13.329 Yeah, it just happened. 1598 01:05:13.429 --> 01:05:17.500 Okay. I mean, he's on the outs with the family, right? 1599 01:05:17.519 --> 01:05:20.639 Well, also, they invited them, but there are 20 to 1600 01:05:20.639 --> 01:05:22.320 30 guests, and they want their children to have a 1601 01:05:22.320 --> 01:05:24.460 relationship with the royal family. Okay, so you're inviting them 1602 01:05:24.480 --> 01:05:26.420 to the christening. Obviously, they're not going to get on 1603

01:05:26.440 --> 01:05:29.360 a plane and come over here and be like, what 1604 01:05:29.380 --> 01:05:30.019 have you been up. 1605 01:05:29.980 --> 01:05:33.219 To, Harry? Right. As he's been on this major press 1606 01:05:33.239 --> 01:05:34.639 tour about their family. 1607 01:05:34.699 --> 01:05:36.409 I think they just wanted to get the news out 1608 01:05:36.449 --> 01:05:38.829 that they invited him. And knowing that they didn't come. 1609 01:05:39.010 --> 01:05:41.010 I wonder if Harry is going to go to his 1610 01:05:41.929 --> 01:05:43.730 dad's coronation. 1611 01:05:43.809 --> 01:05:44.969 So they've been invited. 1612 01:05:44.989 --> 01:05:45.349 Yeah. 1613 01:05:45.650 --> 01:05:48.889 But there's been no definite they're coming or not. 1614 01:05:48.909 --> 01:05:51.590 Because it also falls on Archie's birthday. 1615 01:05:51.610 --> 01:05:56.090 Can you imagine if they're like, sorry, we rented the 1616 01:05:56.440 --> 01:06:00.050 bounce house. In Santa Barbara. We can't go. And we 1617 01:06:00.070 --> 01:06:02.050 can't get our deposit back. So we're going to miss 1618 01:06:02.090 --> 01:06:03.369 Grandpa's coronation. 1619 01:06:04.050 --> 01:06:08.369 If he goes, then he's trying to mend some fences. 1620 01:06:08.769 --> 01:06:09.070 Yes. 1621 01:06:09.230 --> 01:06:12.550 And stay within the royal family and not have that 1622 01:06:12.690 --> 01:06:14.789 totally taken away from him. But if he doesn't go, 1623 01:06:14.849 --> 01:06:18.889 I feel like that could be the final nail in 1624 01:06:18.929 --> 01:06:19.269 that royal. 1625 01:06:19.289 --> 01:06:20.670 I think it comes down to Megan. 1626 01:06:20.869 --> 01:06:21.309 Really? 1627 01:06:21.309 --> 01:06:22.190 100% they're going. 1628 01:06:22.349 --> 01:06:23.289 You think so? 100% they are going. 1629 01:06:26.280 --> 01:06:28.679 And they're going to want them to go because by 1630 01:06:28.719 --> 01:06:31.159 them going, that's that many more people that are interested 1631 01:06:31.239 --> 01:06:34.849 to read about it, watch the body language, all of it. 1632 01:06:35.630 --> 01:06:38.550 And I think everybody will be very cordial knowing that 1633 01:06:38.570 --> 01:06:42.070 they're being watched. They'll be like, oh, hello, little bit, 1634 01:06:42.110 --> 01:06:45.809 you know, like some little thing. And, you know, and 1635 01:06:46.369 --> 01:06:48.269 so all the stuff that's in front of cameras will 1636 01:06:48.289 --> 01:06:50.489 be like pleasant niceties. 1637 01:06:51.070 --> 01:06:53.699 And then, you know, screaming later. Yeah. 1638 01:06:53.820 --> 01:06:55.260 Or then afterwards, it's like. 1639 01:06:56.400 --> 01:06:57.360 All right. Bye, you guys. 1640 01:06:57.639 --> 01:06:59.309 Right. Like, oh, you're not going to go to the 1641 01:06:59.409 --> 01:06:59.969 after party? 1642 01:07:00.489 --> 01:07:02.630 No. Little Louie. 1643 01:07:02.670 --> 01:07:05.139 Yeah. Or Little Louie has, you know, something. 1644 01:07:05.500 --> 01:07:05.800 Yeah. 1645 01:07:05.820 --> 01:07:07.519 But it was great seeing you guys and take care 1646 01:07:07.539 --> 01:07:08.719 and goodbye. Like something. 1647 01:07:09.719 --> 01:07:13.179 Because don't you think he, even though he's kind of talking, 1648 01:07:13.559 --> 01:07:16.239 he still kind of wants one foot in that world, right? 1649 01:07:16.260 --> 01:07:18.679 I mean, the role of the world. I mean, I 1650 01:07:19.079 --> 01:07:22.070 definitely think he does. But he's supposedly, you know, supposed 1651 01:07:22.090 --> 01:07:23.130 to write another book. 1652 01:07:23.349 --> 01:07:23.769 Oh, really? 1653 01:07:23.789 --> 01:07:28.070 Wow. And then, like, Spencer Pratt, like, thinks that this book, like, 1654 01:07:28.110 --> 01:07:29.969 he put it out there to be, like, a warning. Like, 1655 01:07:29.989 --> 01:07:32.309 you better be nice to me because this isn't even 1656 01:07:32.369 --> 01:07:33.769 half of what I could really share. 1657 01:07:33.789 --> 01:07:35.070 Oh, interesting. I don't know. 1658 01:07:35.230 --> 01:07:36.949 And look how many people read this one that wasn't 1659 01:07:36.989 --> 01:07:37.489 even that juicy. 1660 01:07:37.510 --> 01:07:39.210 A lot of people did read that one. 1661 01:07:40.289 --> 01:07:43.190 I think that they will absolutely go. 1662 01:07:43.329 --> 01:07:43.630 Okay. 1663 01:07:43.690 --> 01:07:45.289 And she's working on her outfits right now. 1664 01:07:45.309 --> 01:07:45.750 Okay. 1665 01:07:46.750 --> 01:07:47.469 That's my prediction. 1666 01:07:47.510 --> 01:07:48.389 There you go. 1667 01:07:48.800 --> 01:07:50.000 So the Powerball winner. 1668 01:07:50.019 --> 01:07:51.300 I saw that. 1669 01:07:51.360 --> 01:07:55.480 Bought this fancy home. He bought a $ 25. 5 million house 1670 01:07:56.300 --> 01:08:00.099 in the Hollywood Hills. He bought the thing in like 1671 01:08:00.199 --> 01:08:02.340 Altadena or something is where he bought the ticket. 1672 01:08:02.360 --> 01:08:02.940 Mm-hmm. 1673 01:08:03.320 --> 01:08:04.750 So I assume that's kind of where he lived, which 1674 01:08:04.809 --> 01:08:06.710 is like, you know, just like a middle class neighborhood. 1675 01:08:07.429 --> 01:08:12.769 And he chose to collect the lump sum of $ 997. 6 million. 1676 01:08:13.070 --> 01:08:15.710 So just under a billion. And so the match is 1677 01:08:15.789 --> 01:08:19.140 only 3% of his earnings. And it's the most expensive 1678 01:08:19.180 --> 01:08:20.479 purchase of this year in the hills. 1679 01:08:22.000 --> 01:08:24.659 Is that a sign that they're about to blow a 1680 01:08:24.680 --> 01:08:28.939 lot of money? I mean, it is a lot of money, though. 1681 01:08:29.680 --> 01:08:31.739 I would buy a brand new Dunn house, too. 1682 01:08:31.800 --> 01:08:32.000 Yeah. 1683 01:08:33.170 --> 01:08:36.189 But I mean, I think you got to spend it 1684 01:08:36.289 --> 01:08:37.569 right now before you die. 1685 01:08:37.590 --> 01:08:37.829 Right. 1686

01:08:37.850 --> 01:08:40.979 Because they could be older. These people always die or 1687 01:08:41.020 --> 01:08:43.460 their family comes after them and makes their life miserable. 1688 01:08:43.720 --> 01:08:44.579 Were they anonymous? 1689 01:08:45.600 --> 01:08:47.220 No, we know who he is now. 1690 01:08:48.060 --> 01:08:50.260 God, I would want to be anonymous because it just 1691 01:08:50.260 --> 01:08:52.369 seems to invite so much trouble into your life. 1692 01:08:52.369 --> 01:08:53.880 Oh, I know. I think a lot of people do. 1693 01:08:53.880 --> 01:08:54.710 That's why it's like. 1694 01:08:54.710 --> 01:08:57.550 I mean, just see... Suddenly, everyone knows... You always hear 1695 01:08:57.590 --> 01:08:59.390 those stories. Everyone's calling you all of a sudden. 1696 01:08:59.409 --> 01:09:01.489 People that don't know you are targeting you. 1697 01:09:01.569 --> 01:09:04.180 They know you have so much money. I would want 1698 01:09:04.189 --> 01:09:04.460 to be on it. 1699 01:09:04.449 --> 01:09:06.439 What about you being a famous comedian? 1700 01:09:07.180 --> 01:09:08.310 Do you do it? 1701 01:09:08.579 --> 01:09:10.899 Was there any point in your life, maybe even earlier 1702 01:09:11.020 --> 01:09:13.479 on that you heard from like some random people that 1703 01:09:13.520 --> 01:09:15.270 like either wanted something from you or. 1704 01:09:16.159 --> 01:09:18.229 I mean, you hear from people, but it's not in 1705 01:09:18.270 --> 01:09:20.590 a like a financial way and more of just like 1706 01:09:21.449 --> 01:09:22.670 like I think we're related. 1707 01:09:23.489 --> 01:09:23.609 Oh. 1708 01:09:23.890 --> 01:09:26.270 And you're like, I don't know if we are. 1709 01:09:26.289 --> 01:09:33.239 Yeah, but, like, no. I mean, but people know. I'm like, 1710 01:09:33.279 --> 01:09:35.739 television doesn't pay what it used to. I'm not, like, 1711 01:09:35.760 --> 01:09:37.039 a Powerball winner, you know? 1712 01:09:37.060 --> 01:09:37.659 Yeah, no. 1713 01:09:37.680 --> 01:09:40.640 Like, I have a comfortable life, but I'm not buying 1714 01:09:40.640 --> 01:09:42.140 $ 25 million homes. 1715 01:09:43.140 --> 01:09:46.750 I know. But do you even buy lottery tickets? 1716 01:09:47.270 --> 01:09:49.489 I mean, once in a blue moon. Like, Jax likes 1717 01:09:49.550 --> 01:09:51.170 a scratch-off one. Yeah. 1718 01:09:51.189 --> 01:09:51.689 Because it just. 1719 01:09:52.409 --> 01:09:53.649 She just thinks they're fun. 1720 01:09:53.689 --> 01:09:55.229 My dad used to buy them all the time. 1721 01:09:55.329 --> 01:09:55.689 Yeah. 1722 01:09:56.170 --> 01:09:58.149 And I was just like, I never buy them. 1723 01:09:58.250 --> 01:10:00.289 And there's one that has, like, my name on it. 1724 01:10:00.590 --> 01:10:03.050 Not my name, but Fortune. Oh, it is? 1725 01:10:03.170 --> 01:10:03.310 Oh. 1726 01:10:03.609 --> 01:10:05.529 I'm, like, the most non-gambling person ever. 1727 01:10:05.649 --> 01:10:07.189 I am not a big gambler. Like, every time I 1728 01:10:07.210 --> 01:10:09.529 go to Vegas, which I'll be in Vegas. Oh, yes. 1729 01:10:09.569 --> 01:10:11.270 Tell us about your Vegas. April 1st at the Wynn. 1730 01:10:11.569 --> 01:10:12.640 Oh, with Chris, right? 1731 01:10:12.720 --> 01:10:13.619 Oh, yeah. Chris is coming. 1732 01:10:13.739 --> 01:10:14.800 Oh, that's going to be really fun. 1733 01:10:14.840 --> 01:10:17.560 But I won't... I probably won't gamble. I think he's... 1734 01:10:18.189 --> 01:10:18.529 likes a. 1735 01:10:18.529 --> 01:10:21.579 Little bit of gambling yeah I'm I'm like a sit 1736 01:10:21.600 --> 01:10:24.899 at the slots spend like 50 bucks get a drink 1737 01:10:25.119 --> 01:10:27.479 and that's I'm that's usually it for me. 1738 01:10:27.760 --> 01:10:29.590 Oh my god I was doing with my friend and 1739 01:10:29.930 --> 01:10:32.829 like once I was up like started with 20 and 1740 01:10:32.869 --> 01:10:35.350 once I was up 80 I'm like I'm out it 1741 01:10:35.470 --> 01:10:38.170 stresses me out I know I'm like oh my god. 1742 01:10:38.380 --> 01:10:40.180 I'm like I worked so hard for that money and 1743 01:10:40.199 --> 01:10:42.829 I lost it in two seconds I got lucky once. 1744 01:10:42.890 --> 01:10:46.210 I did a show in a casino and put in 1745 01:10:46.250 --> 01:10:48.409 like 20 bucks and won 500. 1746 01:10:48.390 --> 01:10:50.810 But that is not the norm. That is like so 1747 01:10:51.210 --> 01:10:53.720 not the norm. So when I'm at the win, don't 1748 01:10:53.739 --> 01:10:55.439 go looking for me at the slots. 1749 01:10:55.840 --> 01:10:59.380 No. Albeit, you know, if there's a Margaritaville eating a cheeseburger. 1750 01:10:59.659 --> 01:11:00.539 There isn't. 1751 01:11:00.640 --> 01:11:01.180 There's not. 1752 01:11:01.199 --> 01:11:02.539 The Wynn is very classy. 1753 01:11:02.760 --> 01:11:04.140 It is. I've never done a show there. 1754 01:11:04.159 --> 01:11:05.770 The Wynn is very nice. 1755 01:11:05.850 --> 01:11:08.529 Because you guys did it, right? The Wynn? No, we 1756 01:11:08.569 --> 01:11:10.189 did the Venetian. The Venetian, that's nice. 1757 01:11:10.210 --> 01:11:11.810 And I have something coming up soon, but I can't 1758 01:11:11.850 --> 01:11:12.680 announce it yet. 1759 01:11:12.689 --> 01:11:13.430 Okay. 1760 01:11:13.729 --> 01:11:16.689 But, which the Venetian is great too. 1761 01:11:16.710 --> 01:11:16.949 Yeah. 1762 01:11:16.989 --> 01:11:19.350 But the Wynn I stayed at, and it's, It's just 1763 01:11:19.689 --> 01:11:24.270 really it's where it's like it's just all it's really 1764 01:11:24.310 --> 01:11:26.770 nice stores. It's really pretty. 1765 01:11:26.789 --> 01:11:28.430 Yeah. 1766 01:11:28.510 --> 01:11:29.909 It's a great, great hotel. 1767 01:11:29.970 --> 01:11:30.189 Yes. 1768 01:11:30.729 --> 01:11:36.760 Everybody should go and get your tickets. Ireland Baldwin is 1769 01:11:36.810 --> 01:11:39.539 pregnant with her daughter, who she's naming Holland. Isn't that

cute? 1770 01:11:39.560 --> 01:11:40.600 Because she's like, I'm Ireland. 1771 01:11:40.819 --> 01:11:41.300 Oh, right. 1772 01:11:42.350 --> 01:11:44.689 She's got some boyfriend. And, you know, Ireland is the 1773 01:11:44.729 --> 01:11:47.810 daughter of Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin. And she was, 1774 01:11:47.930 --> 01:11:51.909 you know, in the famous tape of him saying that 1775 01:11:52.050 --> 01:11:54.229 we were a little pig. Yeah. Because she didn't want 1776 01:11:54.250 --> 01:11:56.239 to go and visit him one weekend when she was 13. 1777 01:11:56.229 --> 01:11:56.630 Right. 1778 01:11:56.930 --> 01:11:58.250 And it got on the voicemail. 1779 01:11:58.409 --> 01:12:00.789 But they're cool now. I think they're tight. They're totally cool. 1780 01:12:00.949 --> 01:12:01.829 Anyway, she's pregnant. 1781 01:12:02.090 --> 01:12:03.329 Okay. 1782 01:12:03.670 --> 01:12:06.470 But she had a really weird baby shower. 1783 01:12:06.649 --> 01:12:06.750 Oh. 1784 01:12:07.310 --> 01:12:09.210 It was baby's first strip party. 1785 01:12:09.689 --> 01:12:09.970 Whoa. 1786 01:12:10.010 --> 01:12:10.529 The theme was. 1787 01:12:12.000 --> 01:12:15.760 Yeah. Well, the upcoming arrival was a strip club theme 1788 01:12:15.939 --> 01:12:19.260 baby blowout. And it was just, it was at a 1789 01:12:19.279 --> 01:12:22.119 strip club and it was all baby's first strip party. 1790 01:12:22.270 --> 01:12:25.010 And I mean, she is kind of an odd bird. 1791 01:12:25.029 --> 01:12:25.590 Yeah. 1792 01:12:25.750 --> 01:12:30.670 She's really pretty. But I mean, you know, it's just 1793 01:12:30.989 --> 01:12:32.069 kind of weird. Yeah. 1794 01:12:32.569 --> 01:12:35.300 Well, you know, growing up with famous parents, that's a 1795 01:12:35.380 --> 01:12:39.340 different life. And they were on the tabloids all the time. 1796 01:12:39.439 --> 01:12:44.250 Remember how much Like, he would get in, like, paparazzi 1797 01:12:44.270 --> 01:12:47.029 were around him, honestly, because they would like to provoke him. 1798 01:12:47.050 --> 01:12:49.130 From the moment she was born, it was chaos. 1799 01:12:49.270 --> 01:12:49.770 Right, exactly. 1800 01:12:49.789 --> 01:12:52.390 They lived very close to me, and they went home 1801 01:12:52.430 --> 01:12:54.789 to their house in Woodland Hills that Kim Basinger owned 1802 01:12:54.810 --> 01:12:55.470 by herself. 1803 01:12:55.630 --> 01:12:55.989 Okay. 1804 01:12:56.390 --> 01:12:59.729 And that is the first time that he, like, threw 1805 01:12:59.810 --> 01:13:03.229 something on the paparazzi's car because he was taking her 1806 01:13:03.310 --> 01:13:04.590 home from the hospital. 1807 01:13:04.609 --> 01:13:05.329 Right, yeah. 1808 01:13:05.369 --> 01:13:07.949 So, like, right from the start, it was like... Yeah, chaos. 1809 01:13:08.149 --> 01:13:14.079 And then I remember my friend... was like, oh my God, 1810 01:13:14.199 --> 01:13:16.720 come to Under the Sea. It was a little play, 1811 01:13:16.779 --> 01:13:17.319 kid place. 1812 01:13:17.399 --> 01:13:17.779 Uh-huh. 1813 01:13:18.079 --> 01:13:21.659 Right here. She goes, Alec and Ireland and Kim Basinger 1814 01:13:21.680 --> 01:13:22.060 are here. 1815 01:13:22.079 --> 01:13:22.560 Uh-huh. 1816 01:13:22.899 --> 01:13:26.699 And this is while they were separated and probably getting divorced, 1817 01:13:26.979 --> 01:13:29.600 but they were there with her and she was like seven. 1818 01:13:29.619 --> 01:13:30.819 And you ran down there. 1819 01:13:30.899 --> 01:13:32.119 I ran down there. 1820 01:13:32.380 --> 01:13:33.899 You were looking for this juicy scoop. 1821 01:13:33.920 --> 01:13:35.819 Yeah, I ran down there and I was like, hey, 1822 01:13:35.850 --> 01:13:37.649 and I'm actually there playing with these kids. 1823 01:13:37.750 --> 01:13:38.449 Oh my God. 1824 01:13:38.770 --> 01:13:42.840 And, um, And they were like arguing and the little 1825 01:13:42.920 --> 01:13:46.699 girl was like, Arlen was like, mom, be nice. It 1826 01:13:46.739 --> 01:13:49.479 was kind of sad. Then another time I saw her 1827 01:13:49.539 --> 01:13:53.479 and Kim Basinger at a sushi place. So anyway. 1828 01:13:53.979 --> 01:13:54.619 Good story. 1829 01:13:57.359 --> 01:13:59.779 I was thinking about that, though. Just the other day, 1830 01:13:59.840 --> 01:14:02.140 I thought I looked up Tatum O'Neill. 1831 01:14:02.159 --> 01:14:02.779 Mm hmm. 1832 01:14:03.420 --> 01:14:06.979 Because her dad and her mom fought all the time. 1833 01:14:07.239 --> 01:14:11.850 So Ryan O'Neill was her dad. And then Tatum O'Neill, 1834 01:14:11.930 --> 01:14:13.510 which I when I looked up her thing because I'm like, 1835 01:14:13.529 --> 01:14:13.970 is she alive? 1836 01:14:13.989 --> 01:14:14.250 What happened? 1837 01:14:14.270 --> 01:14:18.710 She is alive. But she struggled with alcohol and drugs 1838 01:14:18.750 --> 01:14:22.210 and everything. But do you know she's the youngest person 1839 01:14:22.229 --> 01:14:25.770 to ever win an Oscar? She got an Oscar when 1840 01:14:25.829 --> 01:14:30.569 she was like six years old or something. Yeah. Okay, 1841 01:14:30.729 --> 01:14:32.810 now we talk about Nepo babies today. 1842 01:14:32.949 --> 01:14:33.250 Right. 1843 01:14:33.329 --> 01:14:35.649 But do you imagine if you were one of the 1844 01:14:35.689 --> 01:14:40.210 females that were nominated for an Oscar? And you weren't 1845 01:14:40.250 --> 01:14:42.340 a Nepo baby. You weren't Jamie Lee Curtis. 1846 01:14:42.350 --> 01:14:45.460 You worked decades to get to this nomination. 1847 01:14:45.659 --> 01:14:47.500 And you're like, I really think I'm going to win. Like, 1848 01:14:47.579 --> 01:14:49.779 I need to look up who she was up against. 1849 01:14:50.300 --> 01:14:53.539 A six-year-old. And I remember she came in a little tuxedo, 1850 01:14:53.640 --> 01:14:55.779 and it's like a famous photo. And she's like, you know, 1851 01:14:55.819 --> 01:14:58.380 and she was so cute. But, yeah, she won. 1852

01:14:58.649 --> 01:14:59.760 That would be a tough loss. 1853 01:14:59.859 --> 01:15:01.920 That would be a really tough loss. And then she 1854 01:15:01.960 --> 01:15:04.760 goes on to, like, not be an illustrious actor. Like, 1855 01:15:04.920 --> 01:15:09.880 she got married to John McEnroe, who had the temper, 1856 01:15:10.000 --> 01:15:12.220 and then had such a drug issue that actually she 1857 01:15:12.260 --> 01:15:15.300 lost custody of the kids. And then, like, she's just 1858 01:15:15.359 --> 01:15:18.979 been on, like, a handful, like, nothing because she struggled. 1859 01:15:19.020 --> 01:15:21.800 But I'm like. I think she's pulled it together now, right? 1860 01:15:22.180 --> 01:15:24.979 Yeah, but I'm just saying, like, that's a nepo baby 1861 01:15:25.020 --> 01:15:26.930 story that really went wrong. 1862 01:15:26.989 --> 01:15:27.829 An OG nepo baby. 1863 01:15:27.850 --> 01:15:30.369 Like, you did not use that nepotism. Like, you got 1864 01:15:30.409 --> 01:15:31.510 that Oscar too quick. 1865 01:15:31.550 --> 01:15:32.489 Yeah, I mean. 1866 01:15:32.569 --> 01:15:34.989 Just a little too quick. Like, if you get your Oscar, 1867 01:15:35.029 --> 01:15:37.100 you're a nepo baby and you get your Oscar at six. 1868 01:15:37.140 --> 01:15:38.939 Yeah. You're like. Where do you go from here? 1869 01:15:38.960 --> 01:15:43.340 Yeah, where do I go from here? Exactly. This guy got. 1870 01:15:44.000 --> 01:15:47.739 A six-pack tattooed to his stomach to be summer ready. Remember, 1871 01:15:47.770 --> 01:15:49.649 you know, you could do that with spray tan. People 1872 01:15:49.670 --> 01:15:51.229 would do that with the spray tan where they'd kind 1873 01:15:51.270 --> 01:15:53.489 of give you a little bit of abs. He actually 1874 01:15:53.529 --> 01:15:55.850 got it fully tattooed. Is that something you'd ever want 1875 01:15:55.869 --> 01:15:56.029 to do? 1876 01:15:56.029 --> 01:15:59.180 God, no. Because no one would believe that there are 1877 01:15:59.310 --> 01:16:02.640 abs under this. That would be a waste for me. 1878 01:16:03.100 --> 01:16:06.239 Summer ready. Summer ready. And then the last story I'm 1879 01:16:06.279 --> 01:16:08.279 going to do is a follow-up. Do you remember the 1880 01:16:08.319 --> 01:16:09.810 story of Madeline McCain? 1881 01:16:10.090 --> 01:16:10.630 Of course. 1882 01:16:10.750 --> 01:16:13.470 So this girl started Instagram and everything and she said, 1883 01:16:13.569 --> 01:16:14.890 I think I'm Madeline McCain. 1884 01:16:15.189 --> 01:16:16.829 But I thought they did a DNA test. 1885 01:16:16.949 --> 01:16:17.949 Yeah, it's not her. 1886 01:16:17.979 --> 01:16:18.529 It's not her. 1887 01:16:18.569 --> 01:16:19.220 It's not her. 1888 01:16:19.399 --> 01:16:22.180 It just sucks for that family because, you know, there's 1889 01:16:22.220 --> 01:16:24.159 got to be a time because I've heard this actually 1890 01:16:24.199 --> 01:16:28.060 is happening a lot. There's many people saying I

could, 1891 01:16:28.289 --> 01:16:30.029 I think I might be her. So this family is 1892 01:16:30.050 --> 01:16:30.470 having to. 1893 01:16:30.449 --> 01:16:34.479 Like sift through these kind of claims quite a bit. 1894 01:16:34.800 --> 01:16:37.229 And you gotta get your hopes up a teeny bit 1895 01:16:37.250 --> 01:16:38.550 to be like, maybe it is her. 1896 01:16:38.569 --> 01:16:40.750 I mean, I watched the videos and the stuff was 1897 01:16:40.789 --> 01:16:43.409 like kind of compelling. I mean, I didn't really think 1898 01:16:43.449 --> 01:16:44.869 she looked that much like her. 1899 01:16:44.890 --> 01:16:45.369 Yeah. 1900 01:16:45.529 --> 01:16:49.510 But, you know, like she had some weird stories and everything. 1901 01:16:49.529 --> 01:16:55.300 Imagine her parents being like, you little dick. 1902 01:16:55.439 --> 01:16:57.479 This girl slept with her cousin. Now she doesn't know 1903 01:16:57.500 --> 01:16:57.960 what to do. 1904 01:16:59.340 --> 01:17:02.260 That Is that the girl, though? Or is this like 1905 01:17:02.310 --> 01:17:03.600 a stock photo? No, this is a photo. 1906 01:17:03.619 --> 01:17:07.560 That is not nice to whoever this stock photo is of. 1907 01:17:07.579 --> 01:17:10.680 Oh, my God. Can you imagine seeing this girl and 1908 01:17:10.699 --> 01:17:11.399 like suddenly this? 1909 01:17:11.420 --> 01:17:14.619 When you're a stock photo model, you just agree to 1910 01:17:14.659 --> 01:17:15.399 be a stock photo? 1911 01:17:15.420 --> 01:17:18.319 I don't know. Oh, my God. You're totally right. This 1912 01:17:18.439 --> 01:17:19.140 is not that girl. 1913 01:17:19.159 --> 01:17:19.939 I never thought that. 1914 01:17:20.149 --> 01:17:23.850 Because you'd be like, if that's not her story, you'd 1915 01:17:23.909 --> 01:17:26.529 be like, what? I don't sleep with my cousins. 1916 01:17:27.819 --> 01:17:29.800 Have you ever been attracted to a cousin? 1917 01:17:29.819 --> 01:17:30.739 To my cousin? No. 1918 01:17:30.819 --> 01:17:32.619 Not even a little bit? 1919 01:17:32.649 --> 01:17:35.390 I have all boy cousins, but also no. 1920 01:17:35.409 --> 01:17:41.210 I think my cousin's cute, but I'm more like trying to, like, 1921 01:17:41.569 --> 01:17:44.350 would be more into setting my cousin up with somebody. 1922 01:17:44.369 --> 01:17:45.890 I'm not attracted to my cousin. 1923 01:17:46.050 --> 01:17:48.569 I was kind of attracted to one of my cousins. 1924 01:17:48.590 --> 01:17:48.710 Oh, no. 1925 01:17:48.710 --> 01:17:49.350 When we were little. 1926 01:17:49.369 --> 01:17:49.899 Heather. 1927 01:17:50.020 --> 01:17:52.460 But it was actually, it wasn't a blood cousin. 1928 01:17:52.659 --> 01:17:53.039 Okay. 1929 01:17:53.060 --> 01:17:56.710 Because his mom, who was my dad's niece, the mom 1930 01:17:56.729 --> 01:18:00.529 was technically like adopted. Like he married, he married the 1931 01:18:00.569 --> 01:18:01.130 mom and she. 1932 01:18:01.090 --> 01:18:02.890 Already had two kids. We're not blood. This is okay. 1933 01:18:02.970 --> 01:18:06.329 But I remember, I remember being, thinking, saying that like 1934 01:18:06.930 --> 01:18:08.710 how cute he was and I want to marry him. 1935 01:18:08.729 --> 01:18:11.170 And my older brother's being like, ew, that's your cousin. 1936 01:18:11.210 --> 01:18:13.810 And I didn't understand like why it's wrong. 1937 01:18:13.829 --> 01:18:15.170 A kid would not quite understand. 1938 01:18:15.189 --> 01:18:15.550 Yeah. 1939 01:18:17.319 --> 01:18:19.880 But did this person know that they were cousins? 1940 01:18:20.060 --> 01:18:21.399 They were, yes. 1941 01:18:21.899 --> 01:18:22.060 Right? 1942 01:18:22.100 --> 01:18:23.000 It was at a wedding or something? 1943 01:18:23.020 --> 01:18:23.960 I don't think you should sleep with them. 1944 01:18:23.979 --> 01:18:25.500 I think a lot of this happens at a wedding. 1945 01:18:25.520 --> 01:18:26.340 I think it doesn't. 1946 01:18:26.619 --> 01:18:29.640 I mean, it's pretty standard knowledge that probably you shouldn't 1947 01:18:29.659 --> 01:18:30.680 sleep with your cousin. 1948 01:18:30.699 --> 01:18:31.380 Right? 1949 01:18:31.399 --> 01:18:35.550 That's pretty across the board. Widely known, though. 1950 01:18:36.399 --> 01:18:38.289 I think a lot of people did used to marry 1951 01:18:38.350 --> 01:18:39.489 their cousin and stuff. 1952 01:18:39.850 --> 01:18:41.050 Back in the day. 1953 01:18:41.149 --> 01:18:43.729 And the whole point is they said, don't marry your 1954 01:18:43.750 --> 01:18:49.409 cousin because they thought it caused birth defects. But I 1955 01:18:49.430 --> 01:18:50.510 don't really think it does. 1956 01:18:50.989 --> 01:18:53.930 Let's not encourage people to test out the theory. 1957 01:18:56.090 --> 01:18:58.489 Fortune, what cousins are going to see you on the road? 1958 01:18:58.550 --> 01:18:59.430 Tell us where you are. 1959 01:18:59.649 --> 01:19:00.630 Oh, wait. 1960 01:19:00.689 --> 01:19:04.409 If you're a cousin of Fortune, you might want to go. 1961 01:19:04.560 --> 01:19:06.600 I do have a very cute cousin who's single and 1962 01:19:07.020 --> 01:19:11.760 would love to, you know. Meet a nice girl. Okay. Joe. 1963 01:19:11.939 --> 01:19:13.199 Cousin Joe. Shout out. 1964 01:19:13.880 --> 01:19:15.500 What show is Joe going to? 1965 01:19:15.659 --> 01:19:18.739 Joe. Well, he's from Charleston, South Carolina. Or no, he's 1966 01:19:18.810 --> 01:19:20.399 from Florida, but he used to live in Charleston for 1967 01:19:20.430 --> 01:19:23.310 a long time. And he won't be at that show, 1968 01:19:23.350 --> 01:19:25.829 but you should come to see me in Charleston, South Carolina. Okay. 1969 01:19:26.350 --> 01:19:29.010 The big shows I would love for people to come to. Do. 1970 01:19:29.170 --> 01:19:33.729 Push it. Medford, Massachusetts, and Boston, and Portland, Maine, this 1971 01:19:33.789 --> 01:19:37.090 coming weekend. Okay. Then Atlanta, and I guess to Georgia. 1972 01:19:37.109 -->

01:19:37.189 Yeah. 1973 01:19:37.909 --> 01:19:39.649 You know, Fresno, Sacramento, Vegas. 1974 01:19:39.670 --> 01:19:40.930 So wait, there's Portland, Maine. 1975 01:19:41.029 --> 01:19:41.750 Portland, Maine. 1976 01:19:41.789 --> 01:19:42.369 Boston. 1977 01:19:42.409 --> 01:19:49.520 Boston, Medford, Atlanta, Augusta, Charleston, South Carolina, Sacramento, Vegas. I 1978 01:19:49.560 --> 01:19:52.960 added a bunch. Like I'm going to like freaking Billings, Montana. 1979 01:19:53.020 --> 01:19:55.859 What is going on? Why are you killing yourself? 1980 01:19:55.960 --> 01:19:57.520 Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania. 1981 01:19:57.579 --> 01:19:59.569 You are seeing every city in America. 1982 01:20:00.090 --> 01:20:01.550 Baltimore. Is this the last? 1983 01:20:01.590 --> 01:20:02.510 This could be the last. 1984 01:20:02.529 --> 01:20:04.630 This tour is going to go on until like next summer. 1985 01:20:04.689 --> 01:20:06.649 But this also could be the last time you see her. 1986 01:20:07.250 --> 01:20:07.489 Me? 1987 01:20:07.770 --> 01:20:08.090 Why? 1988 01:20:08.109 --> 01:20:08.649 I don't know. 1989 01:20:08.689 --> 01:20:09.770 That's the way to get people to go. 1990 01:20:10.189 --> 01:20:11.350 Oh, yeah. 1991 01:20:11.369 --> 01:20:15.060 This is my farewell tour. No, I'm just touring like 1992 01:20:15.100 --> 01:20:17.600 crazy because that's like my main gig right now. And 1993 01:20:17.619 --> 01:20:18.899 then that show I'm on. 1994 01:20:19.100 --> 01:20:21.060 Yes, I've been seeing. When is that coming out? 1995 01:20:21.119 --> 01:20:23.460 May 25th on Netflix, FUBAR. 1996 01:20:23.800 --> 01:20:26.180 And they're showing you a lot in the trailer. 1997 01:20:26.359 --> 01:20:30.180 I hit Arnold Schwarzenegger in the wiener. I love it. 1998 01:20:30.479 --> 01:20:33.680 I say sack tap and hit him. Because it's an 1999 01:20:33.840 --> 01:20:36.640 action comedy. I'm the comedy part. 2000 01:20:37.010 --> 01:20:38.729 And so everyone needs to watch that. 2001 01:20:38.750 --> 01:20:41.810 Everyone watch that. I'll be on here before that airs. 2002 01:20:42.010 --> 01:20:42.289 Yeah. 2003 01:20:42.310 --> 01:20:43.880 Don't you worry. Definitely. 2004 01:20:44.029 --> 01:20:48.359 But for now, I'm on tour. Fortunefiendster.com. You know I 2005 01:20:48.399 --> 01:20:50.600 love when the Juicy Scoopers come to the show because. 2006 01:20:50.460 --> 01:20:52.840 They yell out, Juicy Scoob! 2007 01:20:52.880 --> 01:20:55.979 They like scurry down to the stage to let me 2008 01:20:56.020 --> 01:20:57.619 know they're a Juicy Scooper. 2009 01:20:57.760 --> 01:20:58.500 It's so sweet. 2010 01:20:58.699 --> 01:21:01.390 And I see that people put in the thing how 2011 01:21:01.449 --> 01:21:04.710 funny it was. We went. We loved it. It was great. 2012 01:21:04.869 --> 01:21:05.229 And so. 2013 01:21:05.699 --> 01:21:05.960 Yeah. 2014 01:21:06.000 --> 01:21:07.739 Well, be safe out there. 2015 01:21:07.819 --> 01:21:10.239 Thank you. I'm going to see everyone at Boston. 2016 01:21:10.699 --> 01:21:10.939 Yeah. 2017 01:21:11.020 --> 01:21:11.180 Yeah. 2018 01:21:11.199 --> 01:21:13.470 Frenchola will be with me in Vegas. That's the one 2019 01:21:13.510 --> 01:21:14.329 he's coming to do. 2020 01:21:14.350 --> 01:21:15.510 Which will be really fun. Yeah. 2021 01:21:16.250 --> 01:21:16.510 All right. 2022 01:21:16.710 --> 01:21:17.210 Bye, girl. 2023 01:21:17.329 --> 01:21:17.890 Bye, girl. 2024 01:21:18.609 --> 01:21:21.510 The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going 2025 01:21:21.550 --> 01:21:24.430 for it? This exclusive place that Dad has connections with. 2026 01:21:24.729 --> 01:21:27.189 They have more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else. 2027 01:21:27.529 --> 01:21:28.689 You have to put me in touch. 2028 01:21:28.729 --> 01:21:29.270 What's it called? 2029 01:21:29.609 --> 01:21:32.090 It's Dune ADL. Where? 2030 01:21:33.569 --> 01:21:34.170 Dunediel? 2031 01:21:34.569 --> 01:21:35.800 There's an accent on the E. 2032 01:21:37.680 --> 01:21:39.479 Do you mean... Yes, I got it on Dundiel Cars. 2033 01:21:39.739 --> 01:21:40.000 Lift? 2034 01:21:40.479 --> 01:21:40.739 Please. 2035 01:21:40.760 --> 01:21:42.340 Are you going past Kimmage? 2036 01:21:42.699 --> 01:21:44.149 Oh, Kimmage! No. 2037 01:21:45.170 --> 01:21:47.970 Dundiel Cars. You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.