Ep18: Our first guest! (GONE WRONG) 的完整文字稿

timestamps 00:04:48.269 --> 00:04:50.389 feature. You are not on top of time in general. 00:04:51.550 --> 00:04:54.149 That I can believe easily. I can believe that 00:04:54.149 --> 00:04:56.310 easily. I'm actually from the east side. Not 00:04:56.310 --> 00:05:00.189 you, him. Damn, fuck, shit, cunt. Yeah, no, I, 00:05:00.290 --> 00:05:02.410 yeah, no, I know Nano's bad with, like, time 00:05:02.410 --> 00:05:04.829 in general, because of how many times, like, 00:05:05.230 --> 00:05:08.410 the, like, me, you, Orion, and Vol, like, are 00:05:08.410 --> 00:05:10.990 collabing, and then you're, you're there, like, 00:05:11.110 --> 00:05:16.230 20 minutes later. Oh, wow, you too? Yeah. Yeah, 00:05:16.350 --> 00:05:19.269 shame. Yeah, welcome to the club, my friend. 00:05:20.069 --> 00:05:24.009 Fuck yeah, let's go. I've been there. Yep. Always 00:05:24.009 --> 00:05:26.870 late, bun. Glad to have you here today. There's 00:05:26.870 --> 00:05:30.769 a reason the nickname is set. Oh, what is that? 00:05:32.329 --> 00:05:36.029 It took us 18 episodes to get, no, 17 episodes, 00:05:36.230 --> 00:05:38.329 because this is the 18th, for us to get bored 00:05:38.329 --> 00:05:39.790 of each other enough to have to have someone 00:05:39.790 --> 00:05:42.930 else on. We're finally legal. Shit, the show 00:05:42.930 --> 00:05:47.470 is legal. And I'm taking requests. Hit me up 00:05:47.470 --> 00:05:52.769 at WitchyOak320 on Discord, baby girl. Yeah. 00:05:53.370 --> 00:05:57.149 Gears at you. Or just email us and we'll forward 00:05:57.149 --> 00:06:02.410 it over to him. We have a separate email on this 00:06:02.410 --> 00:06:05.329 site for just Witchy. We could totally do witchy 00:06:05.329 --> 00:06:08.230 at f3bpodcast .com if we fucking wanted to. It 00:06:08.230 --> 00:06:14.009 would be stupid, but 100 % that's a thing. That's 00:06:14.009 --> 00:06:16.069 not out of brand for us. Just like Conquest, 00:06:16.129 --> 00:06:22.639 I'm so lonely. All the other VR chatters hate 00:06:22.639 --> 00:06:24.680 me. Have either of you two been watching Invincible? 00:06:25.920 --> 00:06:28.560 No. No. No? I don't... Shit. Drop the title card. 00:06:31.980 --> 00:06:34.019 Pull in the screen. We're watching this now. 00:06:34.259 --> 00:06:36.860 Babe, please put the Invincible title card there. 00:06:36.920 --> 00:06:38.720 If you don't know what it is, Google search Invincible 00:06:38.720 --> 00:06:41.100 title card. Right when I say the word Invincible. 00:06:41.220 --> 00:06:43.959 And pop it up every single time we say Invincible. 00:06:45.199 --> 00:06:47.220 So during this entire time that you were saying 00:06:47.220 --> 00:06:50.480 Invincible. Like that. Just pop it up. Yeah. 00:06:50.560 --> 00:06:52.939 Just continue. Just flash it on screen for like 00:06:52.939 --> 00:06:56.800 half a second. So, who's gonna do it? Fuck you. 00:06:57.139 --> 00:07:01.399 It takes a lot for me to watch anything. Like, 00:07:01.399 --> 00:07:02.779 I'm surprised that I've been consistent with 00:07:02.779 --> 00:07:07.600 watching Daredevil. I mean, is it good? Is it 00:07:07.600 --> 00:07:09.040 good? So far it's been good, yeah. It's hard 00:07:09.040 --> 00:07:10.139 for me to watch things that aren't hot, man. 00:07:11.360 --> 00:07:14.959 But then, I'm hard to watch things that are hot, 00:07:15.060 --> 00:07:20.480 man. As if you want hot men, Daredevil has a 00:07:20.480 --> 00:07:23.459 few of them. Yeah, Matt Murdock is pretty hot. 00:07:25.240 --> 00:07:30.680 See? Yes. You get to see him push someone's bone 00:07:30.680 --> 00:07:37.779 out of their arm. John. John. Stop it. I can't 00:07:37.779 --> 00:07:40.439 tell if you were upset by that or if you were 00:07:40.439 --> 00:07:43.379 turned on by that. It was an orgasm. I'm going 00:07:43.379 --> 00:07:46.319 to cold transfer us right into something else 00:07:46.319 --> 00:07:51.759 here. Women's rights. Um, no, witchy. No. No, 00:07:51.819 --> 00:07:58.759 forget that. Spoiled again! Spoiled even. We've 00:07:58.759 --> 00:08:02.199 never seen a woman on this show. Never seen one. 00:08:02.360 --> 00:08:04.680 I've never seen a woman in general. Oh, okay. 00:08:05.720 --> 00:08:07.879 Damn, I haven't seen half the fucking population. 00:08:10.300 --> 00:08:12.160 What's it like not seeing half the population? 00:08:12.819 --> 00:08:14.620 Do you just bump into invisible people all the 00:08:14.620 --> 00:08:19.120 time? I just don't believe they exist. I think 00:08:19.120 --> 00:08:20.720 it's a lie made up by the government. You're 00:08:20.720 --> 00:08:22.199 not wearing a tinfoil hat, you wouldn't know. 00:08:22.379 --> 00:08:24.939 The mind rays beaming at you, making you think 00:08:24.939 --> 00:08:26.459 that women exist. I could have a tinfoil hat. 00:08:26.480 --> 00:08:27.779 It's like the pigeons. You don't know. You know 00:08:27.779 --> 00:08:31.079 that old movie in which that guy gets the glasses 00:08:31.079 --> 00:08:33.360 that shows that people are actually lizard people 00:08:33.360 --> 00:08:37.960 and aliens? Yeah. It's like that, except if you 00:08:37.960 --> 00:08:39.100 don't have your tinfoil hat on, you just see 00:08:39.100 --> 00:08:43.259 women. Richie? i can i can attest to the to the 00:08:43.259 --> 00:08:45.779 foil hat underneath this hat mostly for the fact 00:08:45.779 --> 00:08:47.700 if you go inside their head there's just static 00:08:47.700 --> 00:08:51.200 there is the dial -up sound in my head yeah there's 00:08:51.200 --> 00:08:53.399 nothing going on there's nothing going on in 00:08:53.399 --> 00:08:55.039 there well i've been inside of their head before 00:08:55.039 --> 00:08:57.960 and it's just kind of wet good night everybody 00:08:57.960 --> 00:09:00.759 wrong head so and you hear a lot you hear a lot 00:09:00.759 --> 00:09:08.200 of noises it's like And this show just got rated 00:09:08.200 --> 00:09:11.759 18+. Every episode is always rated explicit. 00:09:12.220 -->

00:09:16.120 The show is always rated explicit. We will never 00:09:16.120 --> 00:09:19.240 have a non -explicit show. Never will have a 00:09:19.240 --> 00:09:22.360 non -explicit episode. Orion might want us to 00:09:22.360 --> 00:09:25.799 have one that's not. That's not gonna happen. 00:09:25.940 --> 00:09:28.159 I'm gonna make sure it doesn't happen. I'm gonna 00:09:28.159 --> 00:09:38.309 make sure it doesn't happen. You were? Just seeing 00:09:38.309 --> 00:09:41.090 how Nana was acting made me feel that way. Okay. 00:09:41.250 --> 00:09:43.629 Well, Witchy, I got something that I think either 00:09:43.629 --> 00:09:47.350 you've either heard about or not at all. Did 00:09:47.350 --> 00:09:51.389 you see Nintendo Direct today? I did not see 00:09:51.389 --> 00:09:54.970 Nintendo Direct today. However, I have been messaged 00:09:54.970 --> 00:09:59.870 several times about the existence of Steampunk 00:09:59.870 --> 00:10:03.190 Bloodborne exclusive on Switch. Okay, witchy, 00:10:03.210 --> 00:10:04.669 I'm gonna say this one. No, no, no, wait, wait, 00:10:04.750 --> 00:10:07.750 wait! I wanna say it, witchy! Okay. I need you 00:10:07.750 --> 00:10:11.690 to do something. Search for the new Hyrule Warriors 00:10:11.690 --> 00:10:21.570 game. Okay. Hyrule Warriors... There should be, 00:10:21.610 --> 00:10:24.210 like, a DLC or an extension. Or the actual game. 00:10:24.429 --> 00:10:28.250 Age of Calamity? No. Nope, not Age of Calamity. 00:10:29.259 --> 00:10:31.360 Nope. What's it called? Because I'm only getting 00:10:31.360 --> 00:10:34.480 the past ones here. I'm blanking on what it's 00:10:34.480 --> 00:10:38.200 called. What is it called? It's an age or something 00:10:38.200 --> 00:10:41.220 with a P or something like that. Age of... Age 00:10:41.220 --> 00:10:45.539 of Imprisonment. There it goes. Age of Imprisonment. 00:10:45.799 --> 00:10:51.019 Age of Imprisonment. Can I see a trailer drop 00:10:51.019 --> 00:10:55.759 somewhere? Yep. Here it is. Just wait, everybody. 00:10:55.759 --> 00:10:57.519 Almost all these reveals have been for the Switch, 00:10:57.559 --> 00:11:02.919 too. Yeah Exclusive we just wanted to give you 00:11:02.919 --> 00:11:05.559 that revelation. I'm sorry, but you're gonna 00:11:05.559 --> 00:11:11.019 have to You don't want the switch to switch to 00:11:11.019 --> 00:11:22.580 you can have a webcam Switch discord discord 00:11:22.580 --> 00:11:25.320 on this shit's actually stupid And the fact that 00:11:25.320 --> 00:11:27.679 they showed the - the recording of the - yeah, 00:11:27.700 --> 00:11:28.519 the streaming - Oh, it's grand to see it take 00:11:28.519 --> 00:11:30.740 - take stakes on the imprisoning war. The thing, 00:11:30.840 --> 00:11:34.200 like, the original. There's no Link? I guess 00:11:34.200 --> 00:11:38.799 not. No Link. Lunk is gone. You play as Zelda 00:11:38.799 --> 00:11:39.940 for once? This is supposed to take - Oh god, 00:11:40.179 --> 00:11:42.980 wait. This is taking place during the time that 00:11:42.980 --> 00:11:44.879 Zelda went back to Zelda. It's actually, like, 00:11:44.879 --> 00:11:47.419 look really interesting in there. Yeah. Looks 00:11:47.419 --> 00:11:49.500 pretty cool. Um, they're selling the Mario Kart 00:11:49.500 --> 00:11:54.259 for 80 bucks. That makes sense. I hope that's 00:11:54.259 --> 00:11:57.000 not a new game standard. I hope it's not the 00:11:57.000 --> 00:11:57.879 new game standard. They're gonna try and make 00:11:57.879 --> 00:12:00.559 it. What I've seen is the Duskbloods, which is 00:12:00.559 --> 00:12:06.700 FromSoft's new PvPvE. Up to 8 -person co -op 00:12:06.700 --> 00:12:10.379 Souls -like game that is a Nintendo Switch 2. 00:12:10.480 --> 00:12:12.240 And all I can say is imagine playing a Souls 00:12:12.240 --> 00:12:16.639 -like with 30 FPS. Supposedly this thing is supposed 00:12:16.639 --> 00:12:19.639 to be able to pump out to games like Breath of 00:12:19.639 --> 00:12:22.580 the Wild and shit at 60. I don't fucking believe 00:12:22.580 --> 00:12:24.960 it. It's supposed to. I don't either. Apparently 00:12:24.960 --> 00:12:28.500 it can fucking run Metroid Prime, the fourth 00:12:28.500 --> 00:12:32.159 one, the new one, at 120 FPS. At the time the 00:12:32.159 --> 00:12:34.820 Switch 1 was made, they could have had technology 00:12:34.820 --> 00:12:38.480 to run shit at 120 that shows not to. On a handheld? 00:12:38.779 --> 00:12:41.320 So you want to know something recently that Aki 00:12:41.320 --> 00:12:47.980 found out? That the Switch has 4 gigabytes of 00:12:47.980 --> 00:12:52.460 RAM. How? Yeah, that makes sense. How the fuck 00:12:52.460 --> 00:12:54.580 does anything run on that piece of shit if it 00:12:54.580 --> 00:12:56.559 has four gigs of RAM? Dude, nothing does. I will 00:12:56.559 --> 00:12:59.120 say, what sets me with the fact that they're 00:12:59.120 --> 00:13:04.399 making basically a Bloodborne successor, they're 00:13:04.399 --> 00:13:07.820 once again making it a console exclusive. Yep. 00:13:08.940 --> 00:13:11.519 Yeah. Just like the first Bloodborne. Console 00:13:11.519 --> 00:13:13.759 exclusive. First they sell it to Sony, but now 00:13:13.759 --> 00:13:16.299 Nintendo, which is even worse than Sony in terms 00:13:16.299 --> 00:13:19.200 of letting their games get to other people. Yeah. 00:13:21.859 --> 00:13:26.480 But Deltarune announcement. Chapter 3 and 4 coming 00:13:26.480 --> 00:13:29.240 out. They announced a release date for Chapter 00:13:29.240 --> 00:13:32.659 3 and 4, so that's pretty cool. What? Silksong. 00:13:32.679 --> 00:13:36.580 Since I think 2021. Silksong my ass. Silksong 00:13:36.580 --> 00:13:39.960 real! It was! They had Silksong there in the 00:13:39.960 --> 00:13:43.799 trailer and it said 2025 next to it. Is it going 00:13:43.799 --> 00:13:46.200 to be a fucking Switch only? No, it's not going 00:13:46.200 --> 00:13:50.899 to be Switch only. I'm kind of just hoping that 00:13:50.899 --> 00:13:55.000

the... As much as it showed for Switch 2, I'm 00:13:55.000 --> 00:13:58.379 hoping that Duskblood is not Switch exclusive. 00:13:58.639 --> 00:14:00.799 I think it said so at the end of the trailer. 00:14:00.799 --> 00:14:02.700 I think it said on there, Switch 2 exclusive. 00:14:03.080 --> 00:14:05.440 I'm pretty sure it did. I'm going to pop Hideo 00:14:05.440 --> 00:14:10.559 Kojima's pussy, Sherry. Well, that is a brand 00:14:10.559 --> 00:14:13.659 new sentence. Don't know if the Kojima guess. 00:14:17.220 --> 00:14:19.240 Um... What else, what else, what else is there? 00:14:19.440 --> 00:14:22.080 I thought, unless I'm mistaken, I thought Hyrule 00:14:22.080 --> 00:14:24.000 Warriors was like one of your favorite games. 00:14:24.480 --> 00:14:27.480 Right? That's true. Hyrule Warriors, what? No. 00:14:28.659 --> 00:14:30.679 Wasn't there, wasn't there, Twilight Princess. 00:14:31.899 --> 00:14:36.220 Fucking hell. No, no, you, you, how do you fucking, 00:14:36.659 --> 00:14:42.860 how do you mess up the two? I don't know. I saw 00:14:42.860 --> 00:14:46.850 Zelda. They don't even sound similar. Fucking 00:14:46.850 --> 00:14:49.669 mad respect for the Twilight Princess. It's two 00:14:49.669 --> 00:14:55.230 words. It's two words. Both of them have two 00:14:55.230 --> 00:14:59.809 words. You can't. You struggled with two words. 00:15:00.710 --> 00:15:03.870 You struggled with two words. Remembering two 00:15:03.870 --> 00:15:09.149 words. Two is all I can. I can't even do two 00:15:09.149 --> 00:15:10.649 correctly. Your crappy joke isn't going to save 00:15:10.649 --> 00:15:13.519 you from this one. How in the world? Did you 00:15:13.519 --> 00:15:17.500 manage to mess up understanding two words? And 00:15:17.500 --> 00:15:19.379 then getting them mixed up with another set of 00:15:19.379 --> 00:15:23.259 two words. The only horror game I've ever played 00:15:23.259 --> 00:15:26.659 was the one for the DS. It was one for the DS? 00:15:27.460 --> 00:15:33.100 Yeah. I did not know that. Maybe 3DS? Yeah, but 00:15:33.100 --> 00:15:36.600 it was on my 2DS at the time. Oh, then you have 00:15:36.600 --> 00:15:40.799 3DS. Okay. 3DS and 2DS play the same cartridge. 00:15:40.799 --> 00:15:43.980 That's a great segue. Uh, you wanna know how 00:15:43.980 --> 00:15:50.820 I got that 2DS? I'm concerned. So, I'd like to 00:15:50.820 --> 00:15:53.139 let y 'all know that I'm actually ranked in gaslighting, 00:15:53.159 --> 00:15:56.139 and I was apparently as a kid as well. And I've 00:15:56.139 --> 00:15:58.200 only ever realized this, like, as an adult, that 00:15:58.200 --> 00:16:00.440 what I did was really fucked up, but as a kid, 00:16:00.580 --> 00:16:08.080 I felt like a boss -ass bitch. Oh no. Um, what 00:16:08.080 --> 00:16:09.899 I'm about to confess to isn't technically illegal, 00:16:10.179 --> 00:16:13.679 but it's very immoral. That didn't do anything 00:16:13.679 --> 00:16:18.820 of this. It's not actually a story. In Minecraft. 00:16:19.399 --> 00:16:23.139 In Minecraft. I was like 15 at the time. There 00:16:23.139 --> 00:16:25.259 was this kid on the bus and he'd always play 00:16:25.259 --> 00:16:27.720 his 2DS and I just had one of the old DS that 00:16:27.720 --> 00:16:29.679 would like could still take Game Boy games and 00:16:29.679 --> 00:16:32.600 I'd be playing it and everything. And he gave 00:16:32.600 --> 00:16:36.220 me his like 3DS to play at one point and I started 00:16:36.220 --> 00:16:41.110 gaslighting him. into believing that the touchscreen 00:16:41.110 --> 00:16:49.809 was broken. I spent a week claiming that the 00:16:49.809 --> 00:16:53.850 touchscreen was broken and could not be used, 00:16:54.149 --> 00:17:00.629 and he was none the wiser. I spent a whole week 00:17:00.629 --> 00:17:02.629 gaslighting him, and at the end of the week, 00:17:02.669 --> 00:17:08.940 I claimed, hey man, I have an uncle. I have an 00:17:08.940 --> 00:17:18.559 uncle. Oh my god. He likes with Nintendo. And 00:17:18.559 --> 00:17:25.200 he can fix your touch screen. I just have to 00:17:25.200 --> 00:17:29.200 take it home and give it to him. Oh my god. You 00:17:29.200 --> 00:17:33.039 never saw this kid again, did you? No. In fact, 00:17:33.039 --> 00:17:41.529 I was moving away. That poor kid. That poor kid. 00:17:41.890 --> 00:17:44.990 His parents were probably fucking pissed. His 00:17:44.990 --> 00:17:45.869 parents were probably fucking pissed. His parents 00:17:45.869 --> 00:17:46.509 were probably fucking pissed. His parents were 00:17:46.509 --> 00:17:47.450 probably fucking pissed. His parents were probably 00:17:47.450 --> 00:17:47.450 fucking pissed. His parents were probably fucking 00:17:47.450 --> 00:17:47.450 pissed. 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probably fucking pissed. His parents were probably 00:17:48.529 --> 00:17:48.769 fucking pissed. His parents were probably fucking 00:17:48.769 --> 00:17:51.410 pissed. His parents were probably fucking pissed. 00:17:52.130 --> 00:17:57.049 His parents were probably fucking pissed. His 00:17:57.049 --> 00:18:02.049 parents were probably fucking pissed. His parents 00:18:02.049 --> 00:18:08.309 were probably fucking pissed There he goes. We'll 00:18:08.309 --> 00:18:10.869 cut between here and then. Yeah. We'll just cut 00:18:10.869 --> 00:18:14.690 between here and then. Cut. That is the 2DS that 00:18:14.690 --> 00:18:18.890 I, um, obtained to fix. Obtained. That's a 2DS, 00:18:18.990 --> 00:18:21.930 alright. Yep, it's the wedge one. Oh, I have 00:18:21.930 --> 00:18:23.509 one of those. It's the wedge one. Oh, I have 00:18:23.509 --> 00:18:25.549 one of those. God dang wedge. You have one of 00:18:25.549 --> 00:18:27.109 those? Hey, uh, so your uncle that works for 00:18:27.109 --> 00:18:29.130 Nintendo, could he fix mine? Mine's actually 00:18:29.130 --> 00:18:32.589 broken. You don't mind if I just take it for 00:18:32.589 --> 00:18:38.000 a bet. I have one. I actually have one of those 00:18:38.000 --> 00:18:40.880 ones. It actually has a broken touchscreen. I 00:18:40.880 --> 00:18:42.940 swear this better not be like a self -fulfilling 00:18:42.940 --> 00:18:46.359 prophecy. So I've sent off my 3DS currently to 00:18:46.359 --> 00:18:49.059 have somebody mod a capture card into it where 00:18:49.059 --> 00:18:50.880 they have to actually take it apart and like 00:18:50.880 --> 00:18:53.599 mod a capture card into it and put it back together. 00:18:53.819 --> 00:18:56.630 Imagine I just never see that thing again. Like, 00:18:56.630 --> 00:18:57.930 I paid them 200 bucks. That would be really funny. 00:18:58.009 --> 00:19:00.849 I paid them 200 bucks and I sent it off. Imagine 00:19:00.849 --> 00:19:03.150 I just never see the damn thing again. Just like 00:19:03.150 --> 00:19:07.670 that kid. Also, Nano, is if they do send it back, 00:19:07.710 --> 00:19:11.829 send me who they are. Yeah, I will. I completely 00:19:11.829 --> 00:19:14.009 forgot what I was going to say, and now I'm upset. 00:19:14.170 --> 00:19:17.009 Oh, on the kid, the gaslighting. Actually, what 00:19:17.009 --> 00:19:20.150 are your favorites since you like Twilight Princess 00:19:20.150 --> 00:19:25.849 so much? What's your favorite Zelda game specifically? 00:19:26.269 --> 00:19:27.869 Out of all of them. Twilight Princess followed 00:19:27.869 --> 00:19:30.470 by Majora's Mask. Okay, good, good. Because I 00:19:30.470 --> 00:19:31.849 was going to have to strangle a person if it 00:19:31.849 --> 00:19:35.809 wasn't exactly that. No, I love the two darkest 00:19:35.809 --> 00:19:38.009 fucking Zeldas. I used to literally play the 00:19:38.009 --> 00:19:40.029 living shit out of Majora's Mask and Twilight 00:19:40.029 --> 00:19:45.009 Princess all the fucking time. I

love those two 00:19:45.009 --> 00:19:47.289 games. I'm sad that I don't have my Twilight 00:19:47.289 --> 00:19:49.789 Princess copy anymore. Or my Wii. I don't know 00:19:49.789 --> 00:19:53.099 what I was going to say. Damn it. Do I have a 00:19:53.099 --> 00:19:56.180 copy of Twilight Prison? I think I do. Hand it 00:19:56.180 --> 00:19:58.720 to me now. Another good thing that's coming from 00:19:58.720 --> 00:20:03.339 the Switch, too, is GameCube emulations. Yeah. 00:20:03.759 --> 00:20:08.019 Oh, I know what I was gonna say. Yes! Glad that 00:20:08.019 --> 00:20:09.819 GameCube is finally getting some emulation. That's 00:20:09.819 --> 00:20:12.160 absolutely amazing. Ever since, you know... Ever 00:20:12.160 --> 00:20:15.609 since... Oh, yeah, it is. No! Yeah, I can't wait 00:20:15.609 --> 00:20:17.609 for them to call Wii Classic. It's also technically 00:20:17.609 --> 00:20:19.990 considered classic. PS2 games are, so deal with 00:20:19.990 --> 00:20:22.549 that and cope. I am so excited to play games 00:20:22.549 --> 00:20:28.849 on my new Switch 2 of a console that I own five 00:20:28.849 --> 00:20:31.769 versions of over in the other room over there. 00:20:31.769 --> 00:20:34.410 I'm really excited to be able to play certain 00:20:34.410 --> 00:20:36.609 games that they emulated on the Wii U because 00:20:36.609 --> 00:20:38.329 I hate that console. Oh, and also, I was going 00:20:38.329 --> 00:20:40.630 to state... A little bit of a segue, sorry. I 00:20:40.630 --> 00:20:42.450 did finally remember what I was gonna say. That 00:20:42.450 --> 00:20:45.869 uncle that allegedly works at, um... Nintendo? 00:20:46.710 --> 00:20:54.230 Yeah, he lives in a group home. He's nowhere 00:20:54.230 --> 00:20:58.549 near working at Nintendo or at Burger King. For 00:20:58.549 --> 00:21:06.049 that matter. Crack addiction. No. More like... 00:21:07.370 --> 00:21:16.589 being a bit late on arrival. So more about the 00:21:16.589 --> 00:21:19.829 Switch 2. Actually, let's talk about you. Yeah, 00:21:19.869 --> 00:21:21.349 I was just gonna say, I feel like we need to 00:21:21.349 --> 00:21:22.990 actually talk about Witchy. We're gonna talk 00:21:22.990 --> 00:21:25.730 about Switches, like, I mean, I'm sure one of 00:21:25.730 --> 00:21:30.309 you has to be. I know Nano's not. I don't want 00:21:30.309 --> 00:21:33.140 to talk about it. Yeah, I was... Look at him 00:21:33.140 --> 00:21:34.539 like, are you sure you don't want to talk about 00:21:34.539 --> 00:21:35.819 that? Why don't you open up about your feelings? 00:21:36.079 --> 00:21:38.500 If you look at my hands. Let's talk about you. 00:21:40.099 --> 00:21:44.119 I understand. Your wife sometimes pegs you. Oh 00:21:44.119 --> 00:21:45.799 no, she doesn't like to peg. She likes to be 00:21:45.799 --> 00:21:51.960 bottom all the time. You can always train that. 00:21:54.299 --> 00:21:57.119 My asshole's already trained for my fucking eight 00:21:57.119 --> 00:22:00.000 -inch dildo. The dildo that you decorate like 00:22:00.000 --> 00:22:03.119 a Christmas tree? No, that's my other one. Oh, 00:22:03.140 --> 00:22:07.440 okay, that's the other one. No, it just has like 00:22:07.440 --> 00:22:09.700 a green one, right? Just a small green one? No, 00:22:09.759 --> 00:22:11.559 I have a small little green one. It's about like 00:22:11.559 --> 00:22:16.000 eight inches, and I have my Echo from Bad Dragon. 00:22:16.039 --> 00:22:18.859 That's the medium version, which is about like, 00:22:18.859 --> 00:22:22.619 I think, ten inches? Yes? I was wondering if 00:22:22.619 --> 00:22:24.200 that joke would be interesting if it was something 00:22:24.200 --> 00:22:31.380 similar along those lines. But no, um... Yeah? 00:22:31.619 --> 00:22:34.660 Continue. Oh, yeah. I feel like we should talk 00:22:34.660 --> 00:22:37.009 about our guest at some - At some point in this 00:22:37.009 --> 00:22:39.829 damn show. Or we could just not. We could just 00:22:39.829 --> 00:22:42.670 not talk about what you do. We could just not 00:22:42.670 --> 00:22:46.029 talk about the team. We could just not talk about 00:22:46.029 --> 00:22:48.809 anything. I forget that you're part of Nakama 00:22:48.809 --> 00:22:51.829 Vibes. We don't have to talk about any of that. 00:22:52.250 --> 00:22:55.990 We could just keep talking about Twitch. I forget 00:22:55.990 --> 00:22:58.089 that you're part of Nakama Vibes. Literally the 00:22:58.089 --> 00:23:03.049 leader of Nakama Vibes. It's right there. It's 00:23:03.049 --> 00:23:07.119 right there on the hoodie. Where's your Nakama 00:23:07.119 --> 00:23:12.160 vibes? In my top hat. They're not proud to show 00:23:12.160 --> 00:23:15.819 it off. Pull it out! They're not proud to show 00:23:15.819 --> 00:23:18.680 it off. I don't like you without the hat on. 00:23:19.720 --> 00:23:22.259 Can you please put that back on? I just actually 00:23:22.259 --> 00:23:24.839 fully realized it. I don't like you with the 00:23:24.839 --> 00:23:30.819 hat off. Put it back on. Put it back on. It's 00:23:30.819 --> 00:23:32.500 time to difference between a circumcised penis 00:23:32.500 --> 00:23:34.819 and an uncircumcised penis. It just looks weird. 00:23:35.480 --> 00:23:37.420 I didn't know they had the googly eyes. I just 00:23:37.420 --> 00:23:41.900 have the googly eyes on. Nano, can you uncircumcise 00:23:41.900 --> 00:23:43.579 your head, please? Put the hat back on. Okay. 00:23:44.019 --> 00:23:49.170 The hat's on. The hat stays on during sex. Good. 00:23:49.650 --> 00:23:52.390 This is how you train somebody to use protection. 00:23:54.130 --> 00:23:56.349 No, at that point, just put the whole brown paper 00:23:56.349 --> 00:23:56.970 back in your head. Protection from what? The 00:23:56.970 --> 00:24:00.049 mental illness in my head? Yes, the mental illness 00:24:00.049 --> 00:24:03.630 in your head. No, from STDs and getting people 00:24:03.630 --> 00:24:08.910 pregnant. Pregrenant. Pregrenant. Pregante? You 00:24:08.910

--> 00:24:16.869 beat me by a second. Pregrenant? Gregnant? Gregante? 00:24:18.389 --> 00:24:20.589 Greg Nint is just one of the best. Who is Greg 00:24:20.589 --> 00:24:24.970 and why are they a Nint? That does. I recently 00:24:24.970 --> 00:24:30.410 impregnated someone. What? I'm sorry. What? Santa 00:24:30.410 --> 00:24:32.990 pregnant? Could you elaborate further? I held 00:24:32.990 --> 00:24:35.769 hands with someone. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah, that'll 00:24:35.769 --> 00:24:40.650 do it. Congratulations. Yeah. We're thinking 00:24:40.650 --> 00:24:47.430 of naming it Frodo. No matter what. No matter 00:24:47.430 --> 00:24:50.829 what. Yeah, I'm gonna give that kid a ring and 00:24:50.829 --> 00:24:52.809 gaslight him into believing that jumping into 00:24:52.809 --> 00:24:56.910 a fucking volcano in Hawaii is like a great quest. 00:24:58.589 --> 00:25:01.769 It's better than paying for child support. Better 00:25:01.769 --> 00:25:03.670 than the other cards? I mean, anything's better 00:25:03.670 --> 00:25:06.960 than paying for child support. I think they're 00:25:06.960 --> 00:25:08.579 trying to imagine the Gathering card that's - 00:25:08.579 --> 00:25:10.240 I think - I'm glad you were also thinking of 00:25:10.240 --> 00:25:13.240 the one ring. The one ring that's like a - that 00:25:13.240 --> 00:25:16.460 was almost four million dollars, and then someone's 00:25:16.460 --> 00:25:18.519 like, I will pay, like, I will give you, like, 00:25:18.559 --> 00:25:22.019 $350 ,000 and pay for a flight to Hawaii to go 00:25:22.019 --> 00:25:24.759 throw it in a goddamn volcano. I would've taken 00:25:24.759 --> 00:25:28.799 that. I would've taken that deal. They sold it 00:25:28.799 --> 00:25:30.720 to somebody else who was paying them almost, 00:25:30.779 --> 00:25:36.119 like, $800 ,000 to $900 ,000. Was it was it was 00:25:36.119 --> 00:25:38.779 that like a celebrity that bought it it was it 00:25:38.779 --> 00:25:40.740 was a celebrity body who's like really? I think 00:25:40.740 --> 00:25:42.640 it's uh the guy who made um. What is it like 00:25:42.640 --> 00:25:46.160 earth or a planner in graduate? Me graduation 00:25:46.160 --> 00:25:49.440 did say he made earth No, he made a song. It's 00:25:49.440 --> 00:25:51.900 called like this. Everybody's gone actually I 00:25:51.900 --> 00:25:53.559 say yeah, I was fixing to say brother. You're 00:25:53.559 --> 00:26:12.470 talking about God Have you seen which he's like 00:26:12.470 --> 00:26:23.670 self IRL No, no I Rarely interact to them and 00:26:23.670 --> 00:26:25.869 I wasn't there for less the last twitch and call 00:26:25.869 --> 00:26:28.349 you're gonna be there for this one I am gonna 00:26:28.349 --> 00:26:30.609 be there for this one. We're gonna have violent 00:26:30.609 --> 00:26:36.529 sex personality altering sex Already the anus. 00:26:36.529 --> 00:26:40.369 So it's allowed at the Airbnb this year. No, 00:26:40.369 --> 00:26:41.789 no. Who said the Airbnb? It's going to be on

00:26:41.789 --> 00:26:45.269 the beach. I'm going to get sand. Oh, okay. God, 00:26:45.369 --> 00:26:50.069 in all the places. Finally. I love sand. You 00:26:50.069 --> 00:26:53.049 love sand? God, never speak in a little bit more. 00:26:55.019 --> 00:26:57.640 It's one of my favorite things to play in. I 00:26:57.640 --> 00:27:01.220 grew up in Michigan. Are you getting pissed because 00:27:01.220 --> 00:27:03.680 a little bit of sand got on me for a second at 00:27:03.680 --> 00:27:06.579 the beach last time? There was a lot of sand 00:27:06.579 --> 00:27:07.599 being thrown at the beach. There's still tiny 00:27:07.599 --> 00:27:11.539 grains of sand in that fucking camera. And in 00:27:11.539 --> 00:27:14.160 the camera bag. How is it still in there? There's 00:27:14.160 --> 00:27:16.460 no sand in the shoes that I wore when I was there. 00:27:16.599 --> 00:27:18.279 What the heck is going on with you? It was when 00:27:18.279 --> 00:27:21.980 I was using the camcorder. I'm pretty sure. You're 00:27:21.980 --> 00:27:25.529 crazy, man. You're crazy. But no, to answer that 00:27:25.529 --> 00:27:27.710 joke, though, for a second, just to loop back 00:27:27.710 --> 00:27:29.869 around to that, yeah, he looks kind of like Jesus. 00:27:30.750 --> 00:27:32.990 Or, like, kind of a mix between Jesus and Shaggy. 00:27:33.710 --> 00:27:36.390 At least we're talking about our guest. Yeah, 00:27:36.430 --> 00:27:39.029 that makes sense. Okay. Yeah. So there's the 00:27:39.029 --> 00:27:40.849 joke explained. Anyways, as you were going to 00:27:40.849 --> 00:27:44.210 say. So I was wanting to ask, like, if you could 00:27:44.210 --> 00:27:46.470 explain yourself a little bit more on what exactly 00:27:46.470 --> 00:27:49.170 you do around in the VR chat space. Yeah, you 00:27:49.170 --> 00:27:52.900 know. Or just in the content creator space, because 00:27:52.900 --> 00:27:55.460 you stream on Twitch. On occasion, don't you? 00:27:56.420 --> 00:28:00.259 I stream on Twitch. I do on VRChat, I mainly 00:28:00.259 --> 00:28:02.559 just host hangouts, parties, stuff like that. 00:28:03.039 --> 00:28:10.380 I do just networking. I do events. I've hosted 00:28:10.380 --> 00:28:13.480 at least one rave in my time, which was very 00:28:13.480 --> 00:28:18.180 interesting. Lots of molly. What did you say? 00:28:18.740 --> 00:28:24.299 Lots of molly. Just because everyone's name there 00:28:24.299 --> 00:28:25.940 is Molly doesn't mean you have to point it out. 00:28:26.680 --> 00:28:35.279 Excuse me. I'm sorry. Um... What else? I don't 00:28:35.279 --> 00:28:37.759 really know. I just do a lot. Nakama exists. 00:28:39.460 --> 00:28:41.119 Nakama exists. Just in general, it's hard for 00:28:41.119 --> 00:28:42.420 me to compass because I just do so much, but 00:28:42.420 --> 00:28:43.960 usually what I tend to do is I run around giving 00:28:43.960 --> 00:28:46.480 people laughs and smiles through just roasting 00:28:46.480 --> 00:28:48.880 and banter and stuff like that. And that's my 00:28:48.880 --> 00:28:52.119 favorite thing to do. You absolutely berate people 00:28:52.119 --> 00:28:55.019 and then they add you as a friend. That's just 00:28:55.019 --> 00:28:56.079 a regular occurrence. Yeah, I've gaslit like 00:28:56.079 --> 00:28:58.400 200 people into believing they like me in the 00:28:58.400 --> 00:29:02.059 past, like, two months. So, like... He'll run 00:29:02.059 --> 00:29:03.940 up to someone and fucking insult them and then 00:29:03.940 --> 00:29:06.599 he'll get a friend request sent his way? This 00:29:06.599 --> 00:29:08.700 is marketing. I think it's because a lot of VR 00:29:08.700 --> 00:29:10.680 chatters have a degradation kink, but I think 00:29:10.680 --> 00:29:13.769 that's besides the point. I do not wish to go 00:29:13.769 --> 00:29:17.769 on this topic. Please, please cut this all out, 00:29:17.769 --> 00:29:19.890 all of it, just go on. Actually, just, no, no, 00:29:19.930 --> 00:29:23.029 this episode will never go on. This episode never 00:29:23.029 --> 00:29:25.549 airs. But that's usually what I do, and it's 00:29:25.549 --> 00:29:29.369 very interesting, because also I think that doing 00:29:29.369 --> 00:29:31.690 that actually kind of weeds out the bad people 00:29:31.690 --> 00:29:34.009 that you don't want to interact with, because 00:29:34.009 --> 00:29:36.130 just roasting people and kind of just having 00:29:36.130 --> 00:29:41.559 that banter, it really is able to... Weed out? 00:29:41.740 --> 00:29:45.779 Who the f - Can't take a joke. He really does. 00:29:45.859 --> 00:29:48.200 Remember the fucking person the other day, last 00:29:48.200 --> 00:29:51.200 time I was on VRC, who, like, kicked us all from 00:29:51.200 --> 00:29:53.240 the instance because we were talking about someone's 00:29:53.240 --> 00:29:58.359 breakup? Yeah. That bullshit. Weeds out people 00:29:58.359 --> 00:30:01.980 like that. Yeah, they kicked a group of, like, 00:30:01.980 --> 00:30:04.740 ten of us. I wasn't even talking. I was just 00:30:04.740 --> 00:30:08.650 there in the corner. They kicked all of us. Recently 00:30:08.650 --> 00:30:12.730 I had somebody - They got you all. Somebody joined 00:30:12.730 --> 00:30:16.269 me while I was watching One Piece. I joined off 00:30:16.269 --> 00:30:20.910 a friend, and hold up. Fucking hanging like dead 00:30:20.910 --> 00:30:22.710 skin on my lip. It was bothering the shit out 00:30:22.710 --> 00:30:25.029 of me. Anyways, point being, had somebody join 00:30:25.029 --> 00:30:26.369 me while I was playing - watching One Piece with 00:30:26.369 --> 00:30:28.329 a friend, right? We're just hanging out, chilling, 00:30:28.410 --> 00:30:30.789 this person joins, and I start doing my thing. 00:30:31.500 --> 00:30:33.240 They're laughing, they're getting along, we think 00:30:33.240 --> 00:30:35.079 they're taking all the jokes just fine, they 00:30:35.079 --> 00:30:36.900 even, like, send me an ad, and I'm just like, 00:30:36.920 -->

00:30:39.720 okay, you're taking it just fine. Unbeknownst 00:30:39.720 --> 00:30:41.079 to me, apparently, this made them incredibly 00:30:41.079 --> 00:30:43.099 uncomfortable, because at one point, they stated 00:30:43.099 --> 00:30:46.920 that they spun on this friend's dick like a Beyblade, 00:30:47.140 --> 00:30:51.019 and, um, I stated in response, oh gosh darn, 00:30:51.279 --> 00:30:54.740 you dirty slut. And, uh, apparently being called 00:30:54.740 --> 00:30:57.480 the slut deeply offended them. And they had a 00:30:57.480 --> 00:31:00.039 problem with it, but they still sent me an ad 00:31:00.039 --> 00:31:02.000 request, so I was very confused. I ended up adding 00:31:02.000 --> 00:31:04.000 them on Discord and sending them, uh, sending 00:31:04.000 --> 00:31:05.519 them, like, a friend request on Discord and, 00:31:05.579 --> 00:31:06.960 like, apologizing, like, I didn't mean that, 00:31:07.000 --> 00:31:08.900 yadda yadda, like, I'm just, I just, I just, 00:31:08.920 --> 00:31:10.599 you know, because I don't want to actually offend 00:31:10.599 --> 00:31:13.460 people. And, uh, well, apparently they tattletaled 00:31:13.460 --> 00:31:19.220 on me. Huh. They, they went to Rose. And was 00:31:19.220 --> 00:31:25.019 like... I shit you not. For context, FireRoseVR, 00:31:25.259 --> 00:31:27.799 this is a person that is a part of Envy. I'm 00:31:27.799 --> 00:31:28.880 very close friends with them. I've known them 00:31:28.880 --> 00:31:30.259 for a very long time. They go to Rose and like, 00:31:30.359 --> 00:31:32.460 hey, I just noticed one of your VIPs said this, 00:31:32.519 --> 00:31:34.619 and I think it reflects negatively on you. And 00:31:34.619 --> 00:31:37.759 Rose gave him this very PR answer like, yeah, 00:31:37.759 --> 00:31:40.819 sure, but also he didn't mean it like that, but 00:31:40.819 --> 00:31:47.799 okay. And I DM Rose saying, and I quote, I've 00:31:47.799 --> 00:31:59.190 been a bad boy. Please punish me. Yeah, this 00:31:59.190 --> 00:32:02.869 sounds about right. To which Rose laughs, says 00:32:02.869 --> 00:32:05.569 that they have no time for whatever Trauma Llama 00:32:05.569 --> 00:32:10.710 bullshit, and that they don't fucking care, they 00:32:10.710 --> 00:32:13.690 know I'm not like that, and there's no reason 00:32:13.690 --> 00:32:15.950 to talk about it, because they apparently told 00:32:15.950 --> 00:32:17.569 this person that they'd have a talk with me, 00:32:17.730 --> 00:32:21.609 which they weren't going to do. Yeah. Talk was 00:32:21.609 --> 00:32:25.789 that they don't give a fuck. And they said, and 00:32:25.789 --> 00:32:27.410 I quote, and this is my favorite thing, because 00:32:27.410 --> 00:32:29.670 Rose is very mature, and a lot of people honestly 00:32:29.670 --> 00:32:32.470 need to learn this, is that they said, quote, 00:32:32.569 --> 00:32:34.089 I'll come talk to you in like three days, and 00:32:34.089 --> 00:32:36.029 by then they will already have forgotten about 00:32:36.029 --> 00:32:40.470 it, Lamau. That's why I laughed the moment I 00:32:40.470 --> 00:32:43.250 heard that they tattled to Rose. I'm like, oh, 00:32:43.369 --> 00:32:45.970 yeah, you and Rose are pretty fucking close. 00:32:46.009 --> 00:32:49.230 I know nothing's gonna come of that. It's like, 00:32:49.309 --> 00:32:52.490 yeah, I'm just Rose's VIP, totally, man. Not, 00:32:52.490 --> 00:32:54.789 like, also the manager of the team that they're 00:32:54.789 --> 00:33:01.029 in. Mm -hmm. Yep. Very funny. It was a very funny 00:33:01.029 --> 00:33:06.609 interaction. But also, if you asked about Nakama, 00:33:06.670 --> 00:33:08.910 which parts about Nakama would you like to talk 00:33:08.910 --> 00:33:12.099 about? I just briefly mentioned it. They're in 00:33:12.099 --> 00:33:14.500 it. I know that. But, like, can you explain, 00:33:14.640 --> 00:33:16.279 like, the entire gist of it? Because I remember 00:33:16.279 --> 00:33:22.640 your guys' PJKT booth last year. And it was thorough, 00:33:22.859 --> 00:33:25.640 but not exactly, like, it just kind of explained 00:33:25.640 --> 00:33:26.859 a little bit about it. It's a bunch of people 00:33:26.859 --> 00:33:30.400 getting together with a combined dream to bring 00:33:30.400 --> 00:33:32.880 joy and, like, laughter to other people. The 00:33:32.880 --> 00:33:35.180 combined dream of just growing as a streamer 00:33:35.180 --> 00:33:39.319 and growing as just a person, really. Just having 00:33:39.319 --> 00:33:41.960 that close bond with people. And not to sound 00:33:41.960 --> 00:33:43.900 like a corporate entity who's about to fire you, 00:33:44.039 --> 00:33:46.960 but... Or gaslight you in the working overtime. 00:33:47.180 --> 00:33:52.339 It's a family, just as much as it's a team. I 00:33:52.339 --> 00:33:53.680 do have to say, yeah, I'm not a corporate entity 00:33:53.680 --> 00:33:55.539 to gaslight them in the overtime. However, I 00:33:55.539 --> 00:33:57.599 will crack a whip over Nano's back. That's not 00:33:57.599 --> 00:33:59.359 because it's overtime, it's because they like 00:33:59.359 --> 00:34:04.000 it. What? Elaborate. I won't elaborate on this. 00:34:05.220 --> 00:34:10.320 We like to make sure that you work overtime by 00:34:10.320 --> 00:34:13.219 a lot. Because we're a family and we help each 00:34:13.219 --> 00:34:17.139 other. We like to do collabs, events. There's 00:34:17.139 --> 00:34:19.739 actually a few events that I do plan to do in 00:34:19.739 --> 00:34:22.800 the near future. I do plan to do a multi -community 00:34:22.800 --> 00:34:24.619 room roast where we have all of our communities 00:34:24.619 --> 00:34:28.820 post their rooms and we roast them and get them 00:34:28.820 --> 00:34:31.599 to basically clean their fucking bullshit. That 00:34:31.599 --> 00:34:33.739 sounds like a lot of fun. Count me in to that. 00:34:33.940 --> 00:34:36.079 That sounds like something I need to do. I want 00:34:36.079 --> 00:34:40.019 to roast the shit out of

Lillian. The ever -loving 00:34:40.019 --> 00:34:42.739 fuck out of Lillian and their stupid -ass room. 00:34:42.920 --> 00:34:46.480 Oh, my God. What? Is Lillian's room is terrible? 00:34:47.260 --> 00:34:50.059 Oh, my God. I'm filled with rage. Worse than 00:34:50.059 --> 00:34:52.679 my room? But my room's not really my room. It's 00:34:52.679 --> 00:34:56.900 more my living room. Oh, you sweet summer child. 00:34:57.500 --> 00:34:59.579 I can't say much. I got, like, one -piece carts 00:34:59.579 --> 00:35:02.139 all over this room right now. You have no idea. 00:35:02.380 --> 00:35:08.920 I just got a cat. That'll do it. We'll see. And 00:35:08.920 --> 00:35:12.119 my cat hates it when I clean. Oh, shit, I was 00:35:12.119 --> 00:35:14.539 gonna buy more today. I don't know. Another thing 00:35:14.539 --> 00:35:19.860 is just, like, best thing I can state that is 00:35:19.860 --> 00:35:24.039 good about it is we have a lot of networking 00:35:24.039 --> 00:35:25.920 from it, because, like, Kira's in the VTuber 00:35:25.920 --> 00:35:29.019 scene, Kaiju's always on this goddamn game, so 00:35:29.019 --> 00:35:33.960 he's good to help. Syze does all the VR chat 00:35:33.960 --> 00:35:38.380 filming, so if we ever need a media comm, bullshit, 00:35:38.480 --> 00:35:41.159 we can just hit them up and they can start something, 00:35:41.320 --> 00:35:45.639 which is really nice. Rose just knows the DJ 00:35:45.639 --> 00:35:48.079 community and she's a part of it, so she knows 00:35:48.079 --> 00:35:51.880 a lot of people. Mina knows more of the LGBTQ 00:35:51.880 --> 00:35:57.179 space. So does Kira. Stuff like that, like it's 00:35:57.179 --> 00:35:59.559 very, very hard to have all this network together. 00:36:00.179 --> 00:36:02.500 I've tied us to the whole, like, SCP secret lab 00:36:02.500 --> 00:36:04.699 community. I guess that's one I can call off 00:36:04.699 --> 00:36:06.619 the tip of my tongue. You tie us to the fact 00:36:06.619 --> 00:36:12.619 that we need you to do our coding. Yeah. All 00:36:12.619 --> 00:36:16.059 of the technical stuff that's on them. I do programming 00:36:16.059 --> 00:36:18.159 stuff sometimes. I mean, not actually. Is it 00:36:18.159 --> 00:36:22.360 HTML or C++? HTML, but I don't actually, like, 00:36:22.380 --> 00:36:24.900 know HTML off the top of my head. I usually use, 00:36:24.900 --> 00:36:28.699 like, a visual editor for it. But I know how 00:36:28.699 --> 00:36:30.960 to work my way around HTML. Oh, go fuck yourself. 00:36:32.340 --> 00:36:35.300 New website, just brought to you by Nano. I'm 00:36:35.300 --> 00:36:36.639 not using ChatGPT to respond to all of these. 00:36:41.300 --> 00:36:43.679 God. You see, you talk to ChatGPT instead of 00:36:43.679 --> 00:36:46.260 Nano at times. You get better responses. It's 00:36:46.260 --> 00:36:48.119 actually timely for once. Apparently this is 00:36:48.119 --> 00:36:51.460 a thing. People are referring to ChatGPT as just 00:36:51.460 --> 00:36:55.480 chat. How dare they? I refer to people as chat. 00:36:55.719 --> 00:36:59.579 Yeah. We refer to people as chat. You just call 00:36:59.579 --> 00:37:01.900 people chat as if you're like a streamer. Am 00:37:01.900 --> 00:37:04.980 I right, chat? Exactly. That's the XQC pill. 00:37:05.099 --> 00:37:09.260 What are you doing? Eh, it's evolved past the 00:37:09.260 --> 00:37:14.099 XQC stuff. Honestly, it has just become like 00:37:14.099 --> 00:37:16.639 a thing in the streamer space in general of, 00:37:16.739 --> 00:37:19.920 and even beyond that, of just not even streaming 00:37:19.920 --> 00:37:22.219 and just referring to anyone and anything as 00:37:22.219 --> 00:37:24.460 chat. Even if you're not referring to anyone 00:37:24.460 --> 00:37:26.579 at all. Not gonna stop me from making fun of 00:37:26.579 --> 00:37:30.480 XQC. I mean, I will state that a lot of people, 00:37:30.880 --> 00:37:34.659 another big thing of that is, how do I word this 00:37:34.659 --> 00:37:39.250 in a way that won't offend people? I won't. The 00:37:39.250 --> 00:37:41.889 best thing that I could say is that it's also 00:37:41.889 --> 00:37:47.210 about being different, not conforming to the 00:37:47.210 --> 00:37:49.989 current VRChat meta, if you do stream VRChat, 00:37:50.150 --> 00:37:52.989 which is, if anyone knows, you can go to twitch 00:37:52.989 --> 00:37:56.489 .tv under the VRChat category, and you'll notice, 00:37:56.530 --> 00:37:59.889 if you sort by most popular, almost all of them 00:37:59.889 --> 00:38:02.650 are tagged with content warning sexual themes. 00:38:03.289 --> 00:38:05.510 And that is because the current VRChat meta is 00:38:05.510 --> 00:38:07.829 shaking your ass and acting like you aren't a 00:38:07.829 --> 00:38:11.230 whore for money. Yeah. I know several, and one 00:38:11.230 --> 00:38:15.969 of them is a... Yeah. One of them's Nano. No, 00:38:15.969 --> 00:38:21.389 Nano's not it. I have a friend who... You know 00:38:21.389 --> 00:38:23.750 what? Fuck it. Let's go. So, they started out 00:38:23.750 --> 00:38:28.130 pretty decently and neat. And I've seen over 00:38:28.130 --> 00:38:30.469 the time that I've known them, which is about 00:38:30.469 --> 00:38:33.900 a year and a half now, that they've just they 00:38:33.900 --> 00:38:36.440 also became friends with someone who is exactly 00:38:36.440 --> 00:38:39.079 what you're saying and is basically just kind 00:38:39.079 --> 00:38:41.039 of leading him down this path and I'm over here 00:38:41.039 --> 00:38:43.900 just like that is not the best way to go that's 00:38:43.900 --> 00:38:47.019 usually like short really short career but like 00:38:47.019 --> 00:38:50.400 pretty fucking big but it usually just fizzles 00:38:50.400 --> 00:38:52.940 out really quickly well if you can go down and 00:38:52.940 --> 00:38:54.699 like actually make a personality for yourself 00:38:54.699 --> 00:39:01.559 it's a lot better down that road That's why Nakama 00:39:01.559 --> 00:39:05.599

Vibes really aims to, through at least the strength 00:39:05.599 --> 00:39:09.519 of being together, not stagnate while growing 00:39:09.519 --> 00:39:15.199 and also not have to conform to the meta of being 00:39:15.199 --> 00:39:19.360 what is essentially a formal prostitute. Yeah, 00:39:19.360 --> 00:39:24.019 pretty much. I really dislike it. They even softened 00:39:24.019 --> 00:39:28.119 their voice for stream -specific. Like, I talk 00:39:28.119 --> 00:39:29.559 to them normally, they're like, they're more, 00:39:29.599 --> 00:39:32.119 they got the, like, more deep voice. And then, 00:39:32.179 --> 00:39:34.079 all of a sudden, they just get in a stream, and 00:39:34.079 --> 00:39:35.719 they're like, oh my god, guys, everything's going 00:39:35.719 --> 00:39:41.320 great, it's alright, mm -hmm, yeah. Yeah. I think 00:39:41.320 --> 00:39:43.480 it's just especially, I think it's just especially 00:39:43.480 --> 00:39:45.460 rough, because it's like, is if you aren't doing 00:39:45.460 --> 00:39:48.519 the meta, you're kind of pushed out to the side, 00:39:48.619 --> 00:39:50.039 because even, like, throughout my time of, like, 00:39:50.059 --> 00:39:51.679 doing, like, meme avatars, especially over the 00:39:51.679 --> 00:39:54.619 course of, like, the past year, it's just like... 00:39:57.159 --> 00:39:59.539 You're kind of like, yeah, no one's going to 00:39:59.539 --> 00:40:02.000 care for a while. And it's just like, okay, what 00:40:02.000 --> 00:40:03.679 am I doing at this point? Because I kind of had 00:40:03.679 --> 00:40:05.099 that revelation not so long ago. I was just like, 00:40:05.119 --> 00:40:07.719 what am I doing? Honestly, when I started doing 00:40:07.719 --> 00:40:10.340 Twitch streaming, I literally started out with 00:40:10.340 --> 00:40:12.880 Satisfactory. You know, the one game that no 00:40:12.880 --> 00:40:15.639 one likes to watch excessively because it's kind 00:40:15.639 --> 00:40:18.320 of boring. And I do got to agree. It is a boring 00:40:18.320 --> 00:40:20.699 game whenever you're watching it. But the amount 00:40:20.699 --> 00:40:23.079 of intellectual thinking that you do in the game 00:40:23.079 --> 00:40:27.519 is surprisingly a lot. And also, extremely fun 00:40:27.519 --> 00:40:30.199 to do for me at least and so when i started i 00:40:30.199 --> 00:40:31.980 was just like i don't care if you guys like me 00:40:31.980 --> 00:40:33.599 i'm not showing my face i'm not doing anything 00:40:33.599 --> 00:40:35.719 like that i'm just talking like excessively about 00:40:35.719 --> 00:40:38.659 things i want to do in the future or what i'm 00:40:38.659 --> 00:40:41.179 talking about or and i will teach exactly what 00:40:41.179 --> 00:40:42.980 i'm thinking like i will go through the steps 00:40:42.980 --> 00:40:45.260 and like how i'm thinking if you don't like any 00:40:45.260 --> 00:40:47.539 of that go the fuck away if you like some of 00:40:47.539 --> 00:40:50.639 that then stay like we can talk

about all this 00:40:50.639 --> 00:40:52.559 stuff we could talk about some other topics if 00:40:52.559 --> 00:40:56.530 you want but I want you guys to be here for the 00:40:56.530 --> 00:40:59.070 game, not for me. If you like me, then stay, 00:40:59.250 --> 00:41:02.289 that's fine, but you're here for the game. I'm 00:41:02.289 --> 00:41:05.909 gonna like you a lot. I just don't Twitch stream 00:41:05.909 --> 00:41:08.969 that much, I'm just a bad Twitch streamer. He's 00:41:08.969 --> 00:41:14.579 falling his cock out! Yeah, I'm just a bad Twitch 00:41:14.579 --> 00:41:17.539 streamer. I just don't do that. I'm also gonna 00:41:17.539 --> 00:41:20.179 be starting another stream soon. Like, for collabs. 00:41:20.579 --> 00:41:23.059 Collabs, yeah. That's all I do. Like, yeah, all 00:41:23.059 --> 00:41:24.679 I stream now is just collabs. Like yesterday, 00:41:24.679 --> 00:41:26.320 when we played Mario Party. Like yesterday, when 00:41:26.320 --> 00:41:28.260 we were streaming Mario Party, my freaking mic 00:41:28.260 --> 00:41:34.099 doesn't work. Like, there's no point in time. 00:41:35.079 --> 00:41:40.170 I still think that... I... When I do actually 00:41:40.170 --> 00:41:41.929 stream on my own stuff, not related to the team, 00:41:42.050 --> 00:41:44.690 I like to focus on content that's related to 00:41:44.690 --> 00:41:47.989 horror and comedy. Or shooters. That's my main 00:41:47.989 --> 00:41:49.809 gist, is shooters and horror. Because I love 00:41:49.809 --> 00:41:52.829 getting scared. Not to also state that it is 00:41:52.829 --> 00:41:55.230 easy content, because it's so easy to react to 00:41:55.230 --> 00:41:57.670 and commentate on. Horror is just really f***ing 00:41:57.670 --> 00:42:01.329 easy. But I'm just a big f***ing slobber whore. 00:42:02.059 --> 00:42:05.599 sit alone for hours watching niche analog horror 00:42:05.599 --> 00:42:10.519 videos on youtube reading scp articles uh i recently 00:42:10.519 --> 00:42:14.119 bought one of junji ito's books as well i'm gonna 00:42:14.119 --> 00:42:18.420 be reading that with my cat that i've also named 00:42:18.420 --> 00:42:20.480 the cat can read the exact same thing that lovecraft 00:42:20.480 --> 00:42:24.340 named his cat um for those who don't know he 00:42:24.340 --> 00:42:31.760 named his what continue Oh, you want me to continue? 00:42:31.820 --> 00:42:36.699 I will state that a lot of what I wrote down 00:42:36.699 --> 00:42:39.099 as talking points today are just penis jokes. 00:42:39.559 --> 00:42:41.960 Oh, okay. Well, I mean, those are pretty good. 00:42:42.679 --> 00:42:45.599 The script just says penis joke. My dick is so 00:42:45.599 --> 00:42:51.000 big, it takes up a primary weapon slot. How many 00:42:51.000 --> 00:42:53.980 attachments you got on it? Well, it really depends 00:42:53.980 --> 00:42:57.099 on the mood. But for you, I'll get a USB -C. 00:42:59.039 --> 00:43:03.199 Damn! You got that adapter. USB -C? Wait, no. 00:43:03.280 --> 00:43:07.980 USB -C actually is smaller than a USB -A. Another 00:43:07.980 --> 00:43:10.380 one. Another one. I don't know why I wrote this 00:43:10.380 --> 00:43:11.800 down. There's really no structure to this. This 00:43:11.800 --> 00:43:14.119 is calling my dick a lockpick the way I give 00:43:14.119 --> 00:43:16.260 people lockjaw. I don't know how my brain works. 00:43:18.099 --> 00:43:22.920 It kind of just goes. It does the thing. It goes 00:43:22.920 --> 00:43:26.710 wee. I can see how that tracks. But I would like 00:43:26.710 --> 00:43:28.789 to talk about the fact welcome to health class 00:43:28.789 --> 00:43:30.170 today today we're gonna be talking about the 00:43:30.170 --> 00:43:32.210 fact that fingering a woman is just like Skyrim 00:43:32.210 --> 00:43:35.510 lockpicking with a different texture. A very 00:43:35.510 --> 00:43:44.530 different texture. Fuck wrong one, alright we're 00:43:44.530 --> 00:43:47.889 gonna need a different size. Doesn't fit, doesn't 00:43:47.889 --> 00:43:55.030 fit, doesn't fit. Hello everyone, this is the 00:43:55.030 --> 00:43:57.349 lockpicking lawyer, and you know the April Fools 00:43:57.349 --> 00:43:59.190 video, the lockpicking lawyer where he's breaking 00:43:59.190 --> 00:44:03.630 into his girlfriend's back door? Yeah. I just 00:44:03.630 --> 00:44:04.769 get reminded of that. I haven't seen that one. 00:44:04.909 --> 00:44:08.610 I haven't seen that one. Wait, you've seen the 00:44:08.610 --> 00:44:10.550 lockpicking lawyer, but you haven't seen the 00:44:10.550 --> 00:44:13.969 classic April Fools video of his? I've seen the 00:44:13.969 --> 00:44:15.889 more terrifying version of the lockpicking lawyer. 00:44:15.889 --> 00:44:17.489 I've seen the one where he's doing something 00:44:17.489 --> 00:44:19.969 with a dildo or something. Do you know what I'm 00:44:19.969 --> 00:44:21.230 talking about, like the more terrifying version 00:44:21.230 --> 00:44:25.010 of lockpicking lawyer? Yeah. I can't remember 00:44:25.010 --> 00:44:31.050 what their channel name is. No, it's like he'll 00:44:31.050 --> 00:44:32.690 do the lockpicks, but sometimes he'll be very 00:44:32.690 --> 00:44:34.190 aggressive with it, and then every now and then 00:44:34.190 --> 00:44:36.849 he'll just have a triangle that he throws at 00:44:36.849 --> 00:44:38.989 stuff and sticks into things, and he's also able 00:44:38.989 --> 00:44:41.969 to throw axes and stuff. Yeah, no, I've seen 00:44:41.969 --> 00:44:45.550 that dude. He goes like, he literally is basically 00:44:45.550 --> 00:44:48.489 the lockpicking lawyer, except way more aggressive 00:44:48.489 --> 00:44:50.250 with his shit, and that's who I'm thinking about, 00:44:50.389 --> 00:44:51.829 because one time he was doing a stream where 00:44:51.829 --> 00:44:55.659 he was like, he was basically like he's he's 00:44:55.659 --> 00:44:58.559 he's getting a fucking lock pick and then starts 00:44:58.559 --> 00:45:00.940 putting lube on it and then starts

shoving the 00:45:00.940 --> 00:45:04.440 key in rapidly over and over again we're on the 00:45:04.440 --> 00:45:06.980 same page we are on the same page and he's like 00:45:06.980 --> 00:45:12.760 bringing the shit out of it and then uh i was 00:45:12.760 --> 00:45:16.119 gonna say oh he frequently will open a master 00:45:16.119 --> 00:45:19.150 lock with another master lock And then, um, the 00:45:19.150 --> 00:45:21.369 lockpicking lawyer, he just starts talking about 00:45:21.369 --> 00:45:23.929 wrenches you can open up, uh, fucking locks with, 00:45:24.010 --> 00:45:28.070 like, the big dick. Or his big John. The big 00:45:28.070 --> 00:45:30.429 dick can open up a lot of my locks, that's all 00:45:30.429 --> 00:45:34.070 I'm gonna say. You know, I, I, I do know that, 00:45:34.269 --> 00:45:36.530 I know that it's not my place to ask questions, 00:45:36.610 --> 00:45:38.309 but does anyone here have, like, very interesting 00:45:38.309 --> 00:45:39.889 VR chat experiences that they'd like to talk 00:45:39.889 --> 00:45:42.190 about? Very interesting, like, you're really, 00:45:42.230 --> 00:45:45.289 you're really, like, outstanding ones. You, you, 00:45:45.369 --> 00:45:48.030 you say and we don't judge. I got a Russian to 00:45:48.030 --> 00:45:51.670 think I was Russian. This is a good one. That's 00:45:51.670 --> 00:45:56.710 a good one. That's not the best one. So I joined 00:45:56.710 --> 00:46:03.809 up with a friend from Germany. And we went to 00:46:03.809 --> 00:46:05.869 a lobby together. And I thought it was a European 00:46:05.869 --> 00:46:08.329 lobby. So I pulled a Russian accent. It was an 00:46:08.329 --> 00:46:12.449 ERPN lobby. It was not an ERPN lobby. So I pulled 00:46:12.449 --> 00:46:14.610 a Russian accent. I had been doing the Russian 00:46:14.610 --> 00:46:17.539 accent for almost two hours. And then I finally 00:46:17.539 --> 00:46:19.300 realized, wait a minute, this isn't a European 00:46:19.300 --> 00:46:22.000 lobby. This is an American lobby. So I pull the 00:46:22.000 --> 00:46:24.000 accent out and they're all like, what the fuck? 00:46:25.639 --> 00:46:28.539 They straight up get so confused because they 00:46:28.539 --> 00:46:32.219 all thought it was Russian. And I'm just like, 00:46:32.260 --> 00:46:34.280 no, this is my normal. This is like how I normally 00:46:34.280 --> 00:46:38.619 speak. And they're like, and then so. Two of 00:46:38.619 --> 00:46:41.840 them are like, I want to go and meet some Russian 00:46:41.840 --> 00:46:44.780 bitches. Gears, come with us so you can translate. 00:46:44.920 --> 00:46:46.599 And I'm like, I don't know how to speak Russian. 00:46:46.719 --> 00:46:49.179 All I know is the sound Russian. And they're 00:46:49.179 --> 00:46:52.260 just like, doesn't matter. Come on. So we go 00:46:52.260 --> 00:46:55.739 into another lobby that is full of Russians. 00:46:55.780 --> 00:46:59.380 Just all of them. And so I'm speaking to them 00:46:59.380 --> 00:47:02.900 with the accent on, but I'm trying to get a Russian 00:47:02.900 --> 00:47:05.880 who can speak English so that they can actually 00:47:05.880 --> 00:47:09.320 translate. But while I'm walking around in the 00:47:09.320 --> 00:47:12.400 sewers of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fucking 00:47:12.400 --> 00:47:15.820 sewer like system. Four turtles hop out and they 00:47:15.820 --> 00:47:17.579 gangbang you, right? I've heard this story before. 00:47:18.219 --> 00:47:21.579 No, not that one. That was earlier in the week. 00:47:21.699 --> 00:47:24.420 So all of a sudden a Russian comes up and goes, 00:47:24.480 --> 00:47:28.639 and then starts speaking full -blown Russian 00:47:28.639 --> 00:47:35.400 with me. And I go, It's like a scene out of Stalker. 00:47:37.000 --> 00:47:40.119 So I'm just screaming, no, no, I do not speak 00:47:40.119 --> 00:47:45.599 Russian, I do not, no. And they're like, they 00:47:45.599 --> 00:47:49.619 finally pull out English, and they're just like, 00:47:49.760 --> 00:47:56.019 shit, I didn't know, man. Oh my god. I'm very 00:47:56.019 --> 00:48:00.730 apologetic about this. It's like, oh no. But 00:48:00.730 --> 00:48:02.610 yeah, no, that was uh, that was my that was the 00:48:02.610 --> 00:48:07.230 that was the Russian story that Once ago aside 00:48:07.230 --> 00:48:09.389 from Christmas Eve, what's yours? I knew you're 00:48:09.389 --> 00:48:13.289 gonna mention it I knew where you were going 00:48:13.289 --> 00:48:14.969 with this the whole time. That's why I was staring 00:48:14.969 --> 00:48:19.730 right into your fucking eyes. I knew where you 00:48:19.730 --> 00:48:28.389 were going with this No, I'm not sitting on Santa's 00:48:28.389 --> 00:48:31.369 lap It's not Santa's lap. I'm talking about the 00:48:31.369 --> 00:48:35.309 head of 87. Oh my God. The head of 87. Excruciating 00:48:35.309 --> 00:48:38.570 detail. In excruciating detail, talk about my 00:48:38.570 --> 00:48:41.349 ERP on Christmas. Which Christmas Eve was it 00:48:41.349 --> 00:48:45.030 even? Wasn't it last Christmas Eve? Two years 00:48:45.030 --> 00:48:47.929 ago, I'm pretty sure. It was two years ago. Okay. 00:48:48.510 --> 00:48:52.349 I'm getting my Christmas Eves mixed up. I'm thinking 00:48:52.349 --> 00:48:55.769 of the one that we just had recently. Your Christmas 00:48:55.769 --> 00:48:58.429 Eve. Are you sure? I'm pretty sure - Was I knocked 00:48:58.429 --> 00:49:02.170 out? Was I drunk? We can arrange that. I can't 00:49:02.170 --> 00:49:11.869 be. And on the Patreon episode, sex. Patreon? 00:49:12.570 --> 00:49:15.929 Don't worry, there'll be more on OnlyFans. Oh 00:49:15.929 --> 00:49:20.670 yeah, on OnlyFans. My god. I mean, the show is 00:49:20.670 --> 00:49:23.690 18 episodes old now. It is legal. We can actually 00:49:23.690 --> 00:49:29.000 do porn now. John, tell us your story. No, I 00:49:29.000 --> 00:49:31.699 really won't. I'm trying to think of an actually 00:49:31.699 --> 00:49:35.940 interesting VRC story. Well, you

think, John. 00:49:36.019 --> 00:49:39.800 I said, come on. It's Gears, for God's sakes. 00:49:42.659 --> 00:49:44.739 I thought about this because I'm going to be 00:49:44.739 --> 00:49:46.820 on Metaverse DJ next week, and so I'm just like, 00:49:46.940 --> 00:49:49.780 what's a story to give Raptor when we ask that 00:49:49.780 --> 00:49:56.650 exact same question? I think, like, this is this 00:49:56.650 --> 00:49:58.590 is like a group of us went to like this bar world 00:49:58.590 --> 00:50:01.670 and I we were just kind of hanging out and doing 00:50:01.670 --> 00:50:04.110 whatever and then just someone out of nowhere 00:50:04.110 --> 00:50:05.550 they didn't have their mic on or anything just 00:50:05.550 --> 00:50:07.090 went up and they just kind of like took their 00:50:07.090 --> 00:50:10.130 hand and quite literally just like did this to 00:50:10.130 --> 00:50:16.170 me your tracking is immense just did that to 00:50:16.170 --> 00:50:22.670 me and I see this and they scoop back balls so 00:50:26.579 --> 00:50:33.840 Yeah. Okay. So, they do that, they back up, and 00:50:33.840 --> 00:50:34.619 I'm just looking at them, and I'm just like, 00:50:34.719 --> 00:50:38.159 what's wrong there, buddy? Like, you need attention 00:50:38.159 --> 00:50:40.260 or something? Like, what was this going on? And 00:50:40.260 --> 00:50:42.420 they just, like, nod and walk off, and I'm like, 00:50:42.500 --> 00:50:45.219 I don't know what happened there. That was really 00:50:45.219 --> 00:50:48.400 weird and inappropriate. And then me and my friends 00:50:48.400 --> 00:50:50.889 just move on. Little while later, someone comes 00:50:50.889 --> 00:50:53.289 up to us and is like, is there a problem over 00:50:53.289 --> 00:50:55.449 here? And then we're just like, what? And it's 00:50:55.449 --> 00:50:57.750 like, someone said that someone here was being 00:50:57.750 --> 00:50:59.949 mean to another person. I was like, was that 00:50:59.949 --> 00:51:04.489 me? Was that me? Who is you, John? For making 00:51:04.489 --> 00:51:06.630 fun of someone for diddling me? Like, what the 00:51:06.630 --> 00:51:13.369 hell? You did kind of get diddled. They ran up 00:51:13.369 --> 00:51:15.789 to me and did that like I didn't like what else 00:51:15.789 --> 00:51:17.650 was I supposed to do is like well so if you have 00:51:17.650 --> 00:51:19.349 an issue be sure to come and tell us and I was 00:51:19.349 --> 00:51:24.929 like I could take care of myself Man groups plus 00:51:24.929 --> 00:51:29.389 moderators thinking they are hot shit Yeah, yeah, 00:51:29.429 --> 00:51:31.849 I got I got kicked earlier from a group instance 00:51:31.849 --> 00:51:34.449 for shit -talking somebody cuz they doxed me 00:51:34.449 --> 00:51:39.250 So so my behavior was unacceptable, but theirs 00:51:39.250 --> 00:51:42.329 was just fine Yeah, I remember that actually. 00:51:42.590 --> 00:51:43.869 Yeah, it checks out. They were really fucking 00:51:43.869 --> 00:51:45.250 shitty afterwards as well. Were they a furry 00:51:45.250 --> 00:51:48.710 by chance? They were. All of them were. So, you 00:51:48.710 --> 00:51:50.070 know, you were kicked because you weren't the 00:51:50.070 --> 00:51:51.630 furry. That's not one of our kind. You were in 00:51:51.630 --> 00:51:54.610 furry hangouts. I was in the avatar that I was 00:51:54.610 --> 00:51:55.929 in on desktops. I mean, technically. Yeah, they 00:51:55.929 --> 00:51:57.369 were in the cat avatar. Oh, you were in the cat 00:51:57.369 --> 00:52:02.650 avatar. Okay. Hmm. I kind of joined at the wrong 00:52:02.650 --> 00:52:04.869 time. I was talking to my female friend and they 00:52:04.869 --> 00:52:10.159 weren't getting attention. They just wanted that 00:52:10.159 --> 00:52:13.980 pussy, man. Well, they're not getting it. That 00:52:13.980 --> 00:52:16.599 reminded me of something. This literally just 00:52:16.599 --> 00:52:19.079 happened probably, like, less, like, a few weeks 00:52:19.079 --> 00:52:21.139 ago. I walked into, like, one of my female friends 00:52:21.139 --> 00:52:24.579 and said, hey. And then there was this guy who 00:52:24.579 --> 00:52:26.480 was, like, trying to chat her up who just looked 00:52:26.480 --> 00:52:28.699 at me and she's like, excuse me, I was talking 00:52:28.699 --> 00:52:32.059 to her. And I was like, what? And she just looked 00:52:32.059 --> 00:52:33.960 at me and she's like, I'm just going to tell 00:52:33.960 --> 00:52:35.679 you right now, he's more interested to talk to 00:52:35.679 --> 00:52:38.099 you than you. And I was like, Oh, okay, my bad. 00:52:38.280 --> 00:52:41.480 And then he kept going, and eventually - Okay, 00:52:41.599 --> 00:52:43.340 my bad, I forgot the part where I care. Anyways, 00:52:43.619 --> 00:52:45.440 let's talk about the socioeconomical standpoint 00:52:45.440 --> 00:52:48.719 of the USA. He kept trying to talk to her, and 00:52:48.719 --> 00:52:50.860 I was, like, I just muted myself and was just 00:52:50.860 --> 00:52:52.360 kind of laughing to myself after all, because 00:52:52.360 --> 00:52:54.199 it's like, this guy's really trying, and a part 00:52:54.199 --> 00:52:55.980 of me really wanted to just unmute, look at her, 00:52:56.000 --> 00:52:57.780 and be like, so I think I'm in love with you, 00:52:57.860 --> 00:53:00.420 because we have a bit going, just like, we act 00:53:00.420 --> 00:53:02.179 like we're in love with each other, just out 00:53:02.179 --> 00:53:06.280 of nowhere. That makes sense. It's just really 00:53:06.280 --> 00:53:08.539 pissed off this guy. Gears, I think I'm in love 00:53:08.539 --> 00:53:14.039 with you. Now here's what I do with Gears. I 00:53:14.039 --> 00:53:18.079 just say that Gears is mine even though they 00:53:18.079 --> 00:53:20.039 have a wife. They're technically mine and their 00:53:20.039 --> 00:53:22.960 wife knows and has to abide by that. Oh wait, 00:53:23.019 --> 00:53:24.219 they haven't invited you to the Polycule yet? 00:53:24.440 -->

00:53:27.300 No. No, he hasn't been invited. What the heck? 00:53:28.920 --> 00:53:34.239 When is he getting the invitation? I got my invitation 00:53:34.239 --> 00:53:36.119 with, like, a red sticker that said, like, you 00:53:36.119 --> 00:53:37.639 can come and smash or some shit like that. It 00:53:37.639 --> 00:53:40.239 was really weird. Anyways, Nana, what's your 00:53:40.239 --> 00:53:44.400 story now? A fucking interesting VRC story. I 00:53:44.400 --> 00:53:46.440 haven't been on VRC much within the past year. 00:53:46.460 --> 00:53:48.780 No, this story is way there. We're trying to 00:53:48.780 --> 00:53:50.739 get you to talk about the, um... It's not interesting. 00:53:50.780 --> 00:53:55.780 It was sex! Well, Gossip Queen... That happens. 00:53:58.519 --> 00:54:01.239 Not you, you don't get laid. Nano's mom, I'm 00:54:01.239 --> 00:54:09.619 sorry, but your child has had sex. There's something 00:54:09.619 --> 00:54:12.440 about that sentence that is just fucking funny 00:54:12.440 --> 00:54:24.300 as hell to me. If you're watching this, your 00:54:24.300 --> 00:54:29.099 child. has - has - has - has gone into the intercourse 00:54:29.099 --> 00:54:32.260 on VRChat before. It was actually Nano who diddled 00:54:32.260 --> 00:54:35.340 me in that bar. What?! Nano was the diddler. 00:54:35.820 --> 00:54:38.699 Uh, let - let me be clear. I didn't - I didn't 00:54:38.699 --> 00:54:41.099 - I - I - I - any other - Excuse me, can I quote 00:54:41.099 --> 00:54:43.460 my favorite president? Can I quote my favorite 00:54:43.460 --> 00:54:46.960 president? I didn't - Sir, I did not touch that 00:54:46.960 --> 00:54:51.800 woman. I did not touch that John. I did not gulp 00:54:51.800 --> 00:55:01.199 his balls. I can't think of shit. I feel like 00:55:01.199 --> 00:55:06.659 even things that I've done. Freaking some of 00:55:06.659 --> 00:55:08.659 the times where we played Blackout and we did 00:55:08.659 --> 00:55:11.500 stupid stuff, even like that would be funny. 00:55:12.340 --> 00:55:15.340 That's true. I don't even remember some of that 00:55:15.340 --> 00:55:18.179 stuff, honestly. I was too drunk for most of 00:55:18.179 --> 00:55:22.280 the shit I've done. See, my memory has been really 00:55:22.280 --> 00:55:27.019 shit recently. Oh my god, how dare you? You don't 00:55:27.019 --> 00:55:29.179 remember? We had such good times together. I 00:55:29.179 --> 00:55:31.139 barely remember what happens on my own stream. 00:55:31.280 --> 00:55:33.840 My own friends have to remind me of moments that 00:55:33.840 --> 00:55:36.440 have happened on my own stream. The books. You 00:55:36.440 --> 00:55:39.019 remember our times together, right, Witchy? Man, 00:55:39.019 --> 00:55:42.119 you have that problem. Yeah, see, Witchy's actually 00:55:42.119 --> 00:55:46.440 a good friend. What? But I have the problem where 00:55:46.440 --> 00:55:48.639 I remember way too much after I've even drank. 00:55:49.980 --> 00:55:51.760 Yeah, that's kind of a

bad problem. You should 00:55:51.760 --> 00:55:55.449 try Breck. Also, speaking of which, I do have 00:55:55.449 --> 00:55:59.730 a story. It was actually recent. Very interesting. 00:55:59.909 --> 00:56:02.550 So, what's your thoughts on legal prostitution? 00:56:04.230 --> 00:56:06.110 I'm talking about the streaming thing. Technically 00:56:06.110 --> 00:56:08.789 legal? I don't know. Yeah, I mean, it's legal. 00:56:09.650 --> 00:56:15.670 I made an account to speedrun. Oh. Finding a 00:56:15.670 --> 00:56:19.599 woman. On VRChat. Now, me personally, I am the 00:56:19.599 --> 00:56:22.000 only submitter, so I do have the world record. 00:56:22.119 --> 00:56:24.119 You can see it on my YouTube at WitchyOak320 00:56:24.119 --> 00:56:28.300 on YouTube. Self -insert plug. Is there a speedrun 00:56:28.300 --> 00:56:31.980 .com for this? No. Nano, get on it. You know 00:56:31.980 --> 00:56:37.440 how to do this. I will give you the exact description, 00:56:37.679 --> 00:56:41.960 right, of what I told them and why it should 00:56:41.960 --> 00:56:45.269 be a category if you'd really like. I stated 00:56:45.269 --> 00:56:48.769 that it should. That the category is finding 00:56:48.769 --> 00:56:50.469 a woman, something most people in the game would 00:56:50.469 --> 00:56:52.010 consider excessively challenging with a high 00:56:52.010 --> 00:56:54.070 skill required due to the amount of traps generated 00:56:54.070 --> 00:56:56.929 per level of user -generated content. Heavily 00:56:56.929 --> 00:56:59.789 RNG really depends on what seed you get and what 00:56:59.789 --> 00:57:02.449 route you choose. It even takes into play your 00:57:02.449 --> 00:57:08.510 genetics. Yes, you genuinely tried to submit 00:57:08.510 --> 00:57:11.489 this to speedrun .com. However, point being, 00:57:11.630 --> 00:57:13.469 I have this all account, right? And I was going 00:57:13.469 --> 00:57:15.269 through a pretty rough day, to say the least. 00:57:15.369 --> 00:57:16.269 And I didn't want to deal with people anymore. 00:57:16.489 --> 00:57:18.829 So I hopped on the Sol account. I was mute, just 00:57:18.829 --> 00:57:20.090 hanging out. And I was like, you know, I've never 00:57:20.090 --> 00:57:22.150 been to a just age party before. Let me go with 00:57:22.150 --> 00:57:23.750 people spectate there. See what the fuck's going 00:57:23.750 --> 00:57:25.510 on there. Because I never had the balls to do 00:57:25.510 --> 00:57:31.949 it on my main account. So I went there. And saw 00:57:31.949 --> 00:57:33.869 some pretty interesting things. However, due 00:57:33.869 --> 00:57:36.610 to me being a mute, an Arabian dude. And this 00:57:36.610 --> 00:57:38.309 is very important to say that he's Arabian. It's 00:57:38.309 --> 00:57:42.289 not racist. It's true. Because his dad owns an 00:57:42.289 --> 00:57:48.429 oil rig. Wanted to pay me money because he thought 00:57:48.429 --> 00:57:53.730 I was a woman. $100. For five minutes of stepping 00:57:53.730 --> 00:57:59.010 on his face. And you were on desktop? No, I was 00:57:59.010 --> 00:58:04.250 in VR. Full body. On a white account. On a visitor 00:58:04.250 --> 00:58:06.849 level account. So now I don't want to, I don't 00:58:06.849 --> 00:58:08.989 want to like really allude anything, but however, 00:58:09.070 --> 00:58:11.469 I will say that I'm a hundred dollars richer 00:58:11.469 --> 00:58:18.809 than I was. So this is where you were going when 00:58:18.809 --> 00:58:22.090 you mentioned legal prostitution. Okay. I was 00:58:22.090 --> 00:58:26.610 wondering where that comes into play here. Um, 00:58:26.610 --> 00:58:29.090 he PayPal'd me a hundred dollars. He stepped 00:58:29.090 --> 00:58:31.309 on him for five minutes, fully clothed. Both 00:58:31.309 --> 00:58:33.010 of us apparently he just really likes it and 00:58:33.010 --> 00:58:36.610 apparently so fun fact this guy has paid up to 00:58:36.610 --> 00:58:40.409 $600 to get stepped on by women in VR chat that 00:58:40.409 --> 00:58:43.829 you know of That he stated that's that's as much 00:58:43.829 --> 00:58:46.570 as he could remember This is like a weekly occurrence 00:58:46.570 --> 00:58:50.989 then What kind of fucking so I just I just I 00:58:50.989 --> 00:58:55.710 just wanna His daddy's credit card? Okay, fair 00:58:55.710 --> 00:58:57.710 enough. So I just want to let you guys know, 00:58:57.849 --> 00:58:59.670 everyone in the audience, and this might make 00:58:59.670 --> 00:59:02.610 you depressed, however, a man in Arabia is currently 00:59:02.610 --> 00:59:05.590 spending more money than you make in a week on 00:59:05.590 --> 00:59:11.230 getting stepped on. In VR chat. In VR chat. Not 00:59:11.230 --> 00:59:15.869 even real life. Guys, the beauty of this platform. 00:59:16.570 --> 00:59:24.239 Yeah. No further comments. Well, we killed him. 00:59:26.300 --> 00:59:32.820 However, I did get $100. $100 is $100. Easiest 00:59:32.820 --> 00:59:35.320 $100 you've probably ever made. Yeah, I mean, 00:59:35.340 --> 00:59:38.960 usually I have like, sort of like a... How do 00:59:38.960 --> 00:59:42.000 I put it? Like a standard? But I mean, shit, 00:59:42.039 --> 00:59:43.960 wiggle $100 in my face and you can watch that 00:59:43.960 --> 00:59:48.659 standard disappear. That's his version of $20 00:59:48.659 --> 00:59:53.659 is $20. Yeah. $20 is still $20. That's true. 00:59:54.219 --> 00:59:56.000 I'm just saying that I might have to develop 00:59:56.000 --> 00:59:59.179 a new kink if you're going to give me $100. $20 00:59:59.179 --> 01:00:03.079 can get you shenanigans twice. Shut the fuck 01:00:03.079 --> 01:00:08.940 up. Hey, you can buy his game twice. Fuck's sake. 01:00:09.159 --> 01:00:14.860 Holy shit. Unbelievable. Absolutely unbelievable. 01:00:16.019 --> 01:00:18.099 Maybe more if there's a price dropout this year, 01:00:18.219 --> 01:00:22.230 which I'm doing. I will say, it is really interesting 01:00:22.230 --> 01:00:25.130 to be here with my clone, NanobunTV.

It's very 01:00:25.130 --> 01:00:28.190 interesting. Why... Why did that ever happen? 01:00:28.309 --> 01:00:32.969 Why did... It was fucking Frosted, right? For 01:00:32.969 --> 01:00:37.349 some reason, Frosted thought that we were both 01:00:37.349 --> 01:00:43.389 the same person. I'm not black. That's not what 01:00:43.389 --> 01:00:46.570 I was insinuating. Like Yin and Yang, right? 01:00:47.630 --> 01:00:52.210 Yeah. Except I'm cooler. And he keeps stealing 01:00:52.210 --> 01:00:55.809 all my jokes. I don't remember the last time 01:00:55.809 --> 01:00:59.449 I stole a joke. Nano is a joke thief. No, no, 01:00:59.469 --> 01:01:01.110 no. Literally the last time we were on a call, 01:01:01.130 --> 01:01:02.110 he said you were going to steal one of my jokes. 01:01:07.690 --> 01:01:10.210 He's a rapid joke thief. Once again, my memory 01:01:10.210 --> 01:01:13.050 is failing me. I don't remember. I don't believe 01:01:13.050 --> 01:01:18.239 you on that one. Contact me at my Gmail. If you 01:01:18.239 --> 01:01:20.840 would also like a part of my services, this is 01:01:20.840 --> 01:01:23.360 going to be a self -plug sponsored by me. In 01:01:23.360 --> 01:01:29.940 fact, I hire, I am a pimp. And my motto is, I'm 01:01:29.940 --> 01:01:33.099 not a whore, I'm poor. Know your worth. Butchie, 01:01:33.199 --> 01:01:37.920 I gotta say something. Look at the time. 4 .55. 01:01:38.119 --> 01:01:41.519 God damn it. Anyways. We gotta end this soon. 01:01:42.619 --> 01:01:46.769 This has been over an hour. Poor ass, this. What 01:01:46.769 --> 01:01:51.409 have you done in your life? Um... A lot. Way 01:01:51.409 --> 01:01:53.530 too much. Half of it I don't like to mention. 01:01:53.789 --> 01:01:54.710 How much would you calculate your worth to be 01:01:54.710 --> 01:01:58.789 at? Barely that much. I'd like to argue the fact 01:01:58.789 --> 01:02:00.630 that if everyone is to ERP with you, you should 01:02:00.630 --> 01:02:05.070 upscale them $50 per 20 minutes. Got it. I've 01:02:05.070 --> 01:02:08.829 done too much, and now I'm a millionaire. Split 01:02:08.829 --> 01:02:11.489 it 50 -50, and we've got ourselves a deal. Welcome 01:02:11.489 --> 01:02:13.170 to the whore tank. Wait, is this a - wait, what 01:02:13.170 --> 01:02:16.349 the heck? Whore tank, yep, mm -hmm, yep. So, 01:02:16.489 --> 01:02:21.480 uh, outro. What? That's it? Are you fucking kidding 01:02:21.480 --> 01:02:27.179 me? That was the quickest outro in the world. 01:02:28.199 --> 01:02:30.460 Is that the real one? We had to end the episode. 01:02:30.579 --> 01:02:34.800 That's the real one. I'm going to also add in 01:02:34.800 --> 01:02:37.079 all the usual shit. You were basically doing 01:02:37.079 --> 01:02:39.139 the same thing. You do the same thing that I 01:02:39.139 --> 01:02:42.519 do on the show. If you're watching on YouTube, 01:02:42.760 --> 01:02:46.219 we'll put the links. I'm trying to tell you where 01:02:46.219 --> 01:02:48.719 the links would be. I'm really happy that I could 01:02:48.719 --> 01:02:52.360 have you through here today. It's like a weird 01:02:52.360 --> 01:02:55.059 couple. They would be... They're gonna choke 01:02:55.059 --> 01:02:59.000 you out in front of your mom! Down in the description 01:02:59.000 --> 01:03:02.340 for the YouTube specifically. Okay, so in the 01:03:02.340 --> 01:03:03.920 YouTube specifically, it's down in the description. 01:03:04.440 --> 01:03:07.260 This is WitchyOak320. He's actually a pretty 01:03:07.260 --> 01:03:10.219 good guy. This is John Koday. He's pretty cool 01:03:10.219 --> 01:03:12.539 too. Go find his shit. It'll be all on our website, 01:03:12.699 --> 01:03:15.699 which is f3bpodcast .com, or is it that night? 01:03:15.980 --> 01:03:21.539 Yeah, it is. You got it. Yeah. And I'm Gears. 01:03:21.599 --> 01:03:24.480 I do other stuff as well. And now we don't mention. 01:03:24.500 --> 01:03:32.619 You know my prices. Email him. Email him. This 01:03:32.619 --> 01:03:36.139 is a price chart with just one line in it. And 01:03:36.139 --> 01:03:42.019 you can own them as a prostitute. Who will? For 01:03:42.019 --> 01:03:46.070 like five minutes. Take us out of here. Get us 01:03:46.070 --> 01:03:48.710 out of here. Say the thing. I've already done 01:03:48.710 --> 01:03:51.489 it. That was the original outro. I'm just adding 01:03:51.489 --> 01:03:54.610 this shit in so fucking fake and splice it in. 01:03:58.250 --> 01:04:02.349 That's going on the premium. Imagine what $30 01:04:02.349 --> 01:04:07.449 can get you. If we're not out by now, actual 01:04:07.449 --> 01:04:09.309 outro, please.