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Well, it is Sunday. You see, Andy, we is on
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the radio now every Sunday on CBS for Rinseau. That's right. Rinseau.
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New Rinseau with Solium. The scientific sunlight ingredient brings you
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the Amos and Andy Show. Yes, sir, Lever Brothers Company,
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the makers of Rinseau, brings you a full half hour
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of entertainment with Lou Lobin, Eddie Green, Ernestine Wade, the Jubilaires,
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Jeff Alexander's orchestra and chorus, and radio's all-time.
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Favorites, Amos and Andy. Thank you. It's 11 p.m.
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In the Stevens household. Kingfish's wife, Sapphire, is about to retire.
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But the Kingfish is still sitting in his easy chair
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in the living room, reading his favorite mystery magazine.
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Then, as the moon disappeared behind the cloud, the curtain ported,
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and the horrible monster stuck its inhuman face into the
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room and said, George! Oh, Sapphire!
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I was reading a mystery story.
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Don't come in here to room with your mud pack
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on and do that to me. Didn't swallow my cigar
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butt yet.
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What's the matter?
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So you're eating that mystery trash again.
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Well, what's wrong with it? It's better than that mushy
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love magazine you read.
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All the time.
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Well, I'll tell you one thing, George Stevens. I done
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got more romance out of a six-month subscription to that
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magazine than I done got from you in 20 years.
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Well, you're always shooting your mouth off about something. Don't
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worry about me. And say, by the way, remind me
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to set the alarm clock for 730 in the morning.
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I got an important job to do tomorrow morning. Well,
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that's wonderful, George.
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What is it?
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I got to go down to.
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The basement and rig up our electric wires so they
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don't go through the meter. I'm going.
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George, why don't you stop doing things like that? All
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your life, you've just been trying to cheat and swindle people.
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Yeah, well, honey, when you were in the business and
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you was a.
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Businessman like I was, you got to cut a few
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corners now and then.
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That ain't so. Look at my father.
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He was an honored and respected businessman for 22 years.
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And all that time, not one of his customers ever complained.
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Well, of course not.
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When you was an undertaker, your customers ain't no position
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to complain about.
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Well, George, I can see it's useless for me to
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talk to you. But someday all this cheating and conniving
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is going to catch up with you, and you're going
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to have.
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To answer to your conscience.
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Oh, go to bed, Sapphire. And don't worry about my conscience.
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I got to understand it with my conscience. I don't
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bother it, and it don't bother me.
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That's the way it is.
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Well, I don't care what you do. I am going
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to bed. Good night.
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Sapphire always picking on me about something. Now she's picking
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on me about my conscience. There's one fellow whose conscience
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ain't never going to bother me. George. George Stevens, you're wrong.
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Who that? Why, George, I'm your conscience. My conscience? What
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is you doing here? George, it's time we had a
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little talk.
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You're a chiseler.
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You're a conniver. You're a schemer.
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Who, me?
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Yes, that's why you can't sleep. And if you don't
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change your ways, I'm going to bother you.
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From now on.
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Yeah, well, listen, I'll change. I promise you I will.
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You'd better.
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Now, remember, George, you can't fool your conscience.
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Oh, yes, I know you can't fool your conscience.
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Well, I'll change.
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All right, George. Good night. Good night. Oh, me, I
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really going to turn over a new leaf. Good night.
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Yeah, well, that's the story, Henry.
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I
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decided to make a big change in my life.
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I threw spending my days cheating people.
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Oh, you're going to start cheating them at night now, huh?
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No, no, Henry, I was on the level. I was reformed.
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You see, there's another voice down inside of me that's
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pointing out the right way.
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Oh, yes, yes, I've heard of that. It's what the
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psychiatrist refers to as the alter igloo.
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Yeah, that's right. Well, I don't need to lose myself
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right into being a new man.
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I know that.
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Well, it's very hard to believe all this, Kingfish.
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Well, all right. I'll show you.
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Now, look here.
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You see these two shares of stock that I found
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in my desk drawer? Mm-hmm. Look here. Read on there.
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The East Alaska Canary stock.
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Yeah.
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Now, I bought this stuff three years ago, and the
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outfit done folded up.
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It ain't no good. Now, what would the old Kingfish
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have done with this stock?
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Well, the answer to that is oblivious. You would have
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sold it to somebody like Andy.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Yeah, but I was a changed man. Now, look here
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what I'm going to do with it. I am going
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to toss it right in the trash basket.
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Well, well, you certainly sound sincere, Kingfish. Congratulations on turning.
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Over a new leaf.
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Yeah, well, I got to run along now.
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Well, I got to go myself. I tell you, I've
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got an appointment at my custom tailor's.
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Oh, is that so?
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Yes, yes. You know, I just can't wear machine-made clothes
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no more.
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Oh, you're getting a new suit, Henry?
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No, no, no. He's hand-stitching the patch on the seat
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of my pants.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, come in, Brother Ender.
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Hiya, Kingfish, hiya.
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Say, I come over here to ask you advice on
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a finance matter.
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Yeah, well, I'll tell you, Ender, I just turned over
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a new leaf. Wait a minute, wait a minute, Kingfish.
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I've been reading the financial pages in the paper, and
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the fellas all say that now is the time to
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buy common stocks.
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Yeah, I guess it is, Ender, but you see.
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Tell me this, Kingfish, you know any good stocks I
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could buy? I just want to buy a few shares,
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but I'll pay cash.
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Want to buy a few shares, we'll pay cash.
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Yeah. Mm-hmm, yeah. Andy, excuse me while I step into
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this clothes closet a minute, will you?
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Why is you going in that dark clothes closet all
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by yourself?
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Hey, Conscience. Conscience, where is you? Can you hear me? Listen, Conscience,
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something just come up.
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Yeah, listen, Conscience.
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There's a fella out here that's really asking for it. Now, listen,
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if you don't answer me now, I'm going to do it.
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Come on, can't you say something, will you?
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Say it. Well, no news is good news. Here I go.
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Oh, now, Brother Andy, you were saying something about stock. Yeah,
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you know where I can buy some good commerce stock.
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Yeah, well, Andy, it so.
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Happens that I own two shares of Guilty Edge Blue
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Chip Stock myself. No fooling. Where you got it at?
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Well, now, let me see here.
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Now, I wonder if that's in my vault down at
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the bank, or did I give that to my broker
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for safekeeping?
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Upset, is it? Here it is in the trash basket, Charlie.
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Here it is.
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What is the thing, Kingfish? Well, it's the finest stock
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in the market today, Andy. It's called the East Alaska Canary. Boy,
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this is going to be their biggest year, Andy. It is, huh?
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How come? Well, because of the quantity of fishes they
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got up there. Never anything like it in history. And
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you go up there, you stand on the banks of
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the Yukon, oh, what a sight. There's fish as far
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as the nose can smell.
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I'm going to tell you, it's the greatest salmon run
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in history.
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Yeah, well, how come they got so many salmon this
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year all.
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Of a sudden?
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Well, good reason for it, Andy.
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This year, the Alaskan government legalized spawning.
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There are so many salmon there.
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Well, some of them swims around for days just looking
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for a factory that ain't too busy to can them.
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Well, that sounds good, Kingfish.
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I only got $ 150 to spend.
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How much is the stock?
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You got $ 150. Andy, it so happens that the shares
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are $ 75 a share.
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I got two shares. Now, I ain't much on arithmetic.
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You know, I'm sort of a dumb fellow.
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Well, wait a minute. Now, that's a coincidence, Andy. It
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comes out to even $ 150.
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Yeah, okay, Kingfish. I'll go down to the bank right
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now and get the money.
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Yeah, I'll go with you, Andy.
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Well, now, Kingfish, listen, just one thing. Is you sure
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that these stocks is all right?
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Oh, Andy, look here, to show you.
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How honest I am now, this time I will personally
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guarantee your investment. Oh, then it's safe.
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Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
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You will make a quick profit on this thing, too. Oh, yeah,
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that sounds great, Kingfish. Now, you know, this might be
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the beginning of a whole new career for you, Andy.
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You might end up as head of the whole fish industry.
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Just think, the head.
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Oh, yeah, that'll be a thrill, all right.
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When I walks down the street, I hear people saying,
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there goes Andy Brown, the big fish head. Ain't it
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a shame to do wrong on Sunday?
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Even on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, or Thursday Friday and Saturday
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all day long Ain't.
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It a shame about that sinner?
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Ain't it a shame about his ways?
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Ain't it a shame about that sinner?
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He never gets on his knees to.
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Pray Pity, shame and sorrow Pity, shame and war Pity Lordy, lordy,
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ain't it a pity about his soul On Monday, Monday
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you'll find him a-rambling Tuesday, Tuesday his heart is vain Wednesday,
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Wednesday he's drinking and gambling.
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Lordy, lordy, ain't it a shame On Thursday, Thursday he's
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talking to his neighbor Friday, Friday he's losing ground Saturday
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He's lost God's favorite son.
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Shame, shame, shame about that sinner. He should mend his
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wicked ways.
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He ought to bow it down.
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Until his knees smite the ground.
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Then he'd feel the fire burning every time he went
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to pray.
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Then on Monday, Monday he'd be through doubting. Tuesday, Tuesday,
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glory be. Wednesday, Wednesday you'd find him shouting.
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Hallelujah, my soul is free.
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On Thursday, his heart's on fire. Friday, he's on his way.
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He's a pilgrim traveler, Sunday morning his soul is saved.
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And Monday, Tuesday, all day Wednesday, he'd try on his
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gospel shoes.
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Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, he'd run around and spread the news.
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Shame, shame, shame about you sinning.
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On Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday all
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day long.
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Well, it looks like the kingfish is up to his
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old tricks again. Friends, this is John Lake. You know,
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while I've had a lot to say about wonderful new
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Rinso with Solium, there are a few words that sum
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it all up. Rinso with Solium puts sunshine in your wash.
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And what that means is this. You can do a
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Rinso wash and then dry it indoors or outdoors just
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as you please. No matter where it's dried, your Rinso
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wash will turn out more brilliant than anything you ever
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saw before Solium was discovered. Your white clothes will be
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not just whiter, but actually whiter than new. And your
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gay washable colors will turn out not just brighter, but
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brighter than brand new. Well, that's what I mean when
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I say New Rinse-O puts sunshine in your wash. New
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Rinse-O is safe for clothes and so kind to your hands.
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Rinse-O is the only soap that contains the new scientific
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sunlight ingredient, Solium. And now, back to Amos and Andy.
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Well, shorty to barber, come on in. You look worried.
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What's the matter? Take care of this.
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Don't you think I ought to do my job here?
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Do you think the barber business will ever... In your opinion,
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do you think I should... How can you.
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Well, speak up, speak up.
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Well, shorty, I don't know what you're talking about. Well,
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then why did you bring up this subject?
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Let's drop it, then.
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Say, Kingfish, I just seen Andy, and he says something
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about you selling him a couple of shares of Canary stock.
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Oh, yeah, well, uh, confidential under your hat, shorty. The
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stock wasn't really no good. Oh. And I had a
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big battle with my conscience before I took his money,
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you see.
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Well, he was going down to the broker's office. He
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said that you told him he was going to make
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a quick profit on it. He was going down there
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now to see what it's worth.
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Holy smokes.
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If he goes down there, he'll find out that Kendra
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ain't been in business for the past two years.
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He's going to be hollering for his money back. You see,
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I give him my personal guarantee that the stock was good.
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Look here, if you go down and something happens to
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the cannery that was out of your control, you might
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get out of it. After all, under the law, nobody
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is responsible for acts of nature like hurricanes, earthquakes, and
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catastrophes
like that, you know.
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Yeah, well, now, that.
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Was a good idea. But to be on the safe side,
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I'll throw in a couple acts of nature.
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That's what I do. Oh, yeah. I'll think of some
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real catastrophes.
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You know, Shorty, Shorty, you, you is really a lot
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smarter than you look.
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Oh, yeah.
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You know, Kingsley, speaking of catastrophes, my father, he never
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gets tired of telling me of the great catastrophes he
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experienced Saturday on October the 7th, 1906.
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Oh, is that right? What happened then, Shorty?
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Oh, it was the worst. It was a big earthquake.
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You can't... How can you.
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I was born.
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Thank you.
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Oh, hello there, brother. Andy, come in.
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Hello, Kingfish. Hiya.
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Say, I was just going down to the broker's office
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to see what my stock is worth.
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Well, Andy, before you do that, I got something right
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here that might interest you. I just got a telegram
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here addressed to all stockholders in the East Alaskan Cannery Corporation.
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I'm afraid it's bad news, my boy.
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Oh, me.
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What did the telegram say to us fellows that owns
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the stock, Kingfish?
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Well, I'll read it to you. It starts out here.
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Dear Bagholder... I think that's you, Andy.
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Say, here, we take pleasure in informing you that your company,
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the East Alaska Canberra, is now extinct.
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Holy mackerel, Kingfish. When did the thing extunk?
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Well, it happened just yesterday, Andy.
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Yeah. Well, I'm sure glad.
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My money's safe, because you remember you personally guaranteed my investment.
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Yeah, that's right, Andy. I did, and that's what breaks
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my general's heart. You see, in this case, the one
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thing that nobody can be held legally responsible for is
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what has done happened. The calamity that wiped out the
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cannery was an unavoidable act of nature.
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Well, tell me, Kingfish, what has nature done done?
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Well, and the sweet mother nature who makes the little
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flowers bud, the mother nature who makes the babbling brooks babble,
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and the soft breezes blow, has done turned around.
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And kicked you right in the teeth.
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Well, what happened up there, anyhow? Well, Andy, it's an
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accepted fact that the one thing you need to run
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a successful fish cannery is fish. Yeah, I'll go along
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with you there, all right. Yeah, well, after all, Andy,
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you can't can nothing in the cannery if you can't
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find nothing to can, can you?
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No, I agree with all that mess, but what happened
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to the fish? Yeah, well, I... You told me there
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was a zillion salmon in the waters up there.
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Well, Andy, that is where we run into our first
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act of nature. The whale's Edema.
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The whale.
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The whale.
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Yeah, I tell you, Ender, they swam through the strays
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of my gelatin and.
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Then went through them salmon.
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They cut out and went through them salmon like a school.
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Of vacuum cleaners.
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All them whales was guzzling the salmon into their mouth
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and spouting the bones out through the top of their heads.
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Oh, wait a minute here, Kingfish.
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Wait a minute.
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What are you talking about? Listen, they couldn't eat up
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all them salmon up there. It'd be impossible for them
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whales to eat up all them.
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Yeah, well, you're right, Ender.
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And right there's where Mother Nature kicked up her heels again.
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The dreaded Alaskan drought.
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Drought? Yeah, you see, it dried up all the water
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in the river, and, oh, I tell you, it was
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a pitiful sight to see the few remaining salmon crawling
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up that dry riverbed to spawn. Yeah, that must have
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been a sad mess, all right.
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Oh, of course. It ain't worth mentioning, but right after that,
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Mother Nature tossed in a 175-foot tidal wave, too, you know.
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No fooling. That done a lot of damage, too, huh?
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Oh, yeah, really wreaked havoc in that little town.
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Wreaked up one side of the street and wreaked down
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the other, ain't it?
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The Eskimo said it was the biggest hunk of reeking
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they ever seen. Now, you see, Andrew, after giving you
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now the complete picture of the catastrophe, you realize why
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I ain't responsible for you losing your money.
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Yeah, but look, Kingfish, I want.
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Now, wait a minute. Wait just a minute.
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I ain't declare.
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That was a perfectly illegitimate deal that I made with you.
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My conscience is clear, Andrew, I tell you.
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Yeah, well, that's all right. I didn't know about them
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catastrophes that happened up there. I'm sorry I brung it up.
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All right, well, I'll forgive you this time for what
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you done said, but I don't want you to go
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out there, and I just don't count it as a deal.
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Cast no excursions on my character. Say, Andy, what is
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you looking so sad about, son? Oh, I done made
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a bad investment in the stock, Amos. I done lost $ 150. Oh,
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that's too bad, Andy.
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What stock did you buy?
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Oh, I bought two shares in a catastrophe.
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Two shares in a catastrophe. I don't know what you mean, Andy.
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What happened?
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Well, the whole thing started when some whale had a
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vacuum cleaner and went through a school Eskimo.
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Andy, what in the world is he talking about?
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Well, I don't think you'd understand it, Amos. It's all
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high finance. You see, I wouldn't have lost a dime
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if Mother Nature hadn't gone up to Alaska and done
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the can-can.
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You know, Andy, it sounds to me like the kingfish
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has been chiseling in this thing somewhere.
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Well, the kingfish sold me the stock, but he told
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me his conscience is clear.
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Now, look, Andy, knowing the kingfish's conscience or no conscience,
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this is just another scheme of his. Now, if I
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was you, I'd do the smart thing this time. I'd
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get myself a good lawyer and sue him and get
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your money back.
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Yeah, that's just what I'm going to do. I might
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even get two lawyers and sue his conscience, too.
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Yeah, do that.
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Well, it seems like Andy is going to have some
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trouble getting his money back from the kingfish.
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You know.
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More women use Rinse-O than any other wash day soap
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in the world. A letter I got the other day
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emphasized that fact so vividly that I thought I'd like
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to read it to you. Dear John Lake, it says,
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I'm an Australian war bride. When I arrived here, I
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tried all the wash day soaps to find the one
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that would bring my wash the whitest. I used Rinse-O
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in Australia. Well, after trying all the wash day products
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here in America, I'm convinced it's still Rinse-O for me
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I think if I traveled the world, I couldn't find
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a better soap than Rinseau. Yours truly, Mrs. Rosalind Neuschwander, Albany, Oregon. Well,
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thank you for writing, Mrs.
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Neuschwander.
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That's a mighty nice letter. And you certainly can't do
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better than Rinseau. Rinseau is safe for clothes and so
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kind to hands. So use Rinseau every wash day and
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see how Rinseau with solely puts sunshine in your wash.
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And now, back to Amos and Andy.
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Say, Stonewall, could I see you? Oh, excuse me. I
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didn't know you was on the phone. Go ahead.
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I'll be with you in a minute, Kingfish.
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Oh, yeah.
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Talking to a client here, see. Hello? Yeah, Joe, I
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got it. They caught you in the bank taking the
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money red-handed, huh?
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Yeah.
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Well, in my opinion, there's only one thing you can do.
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Follow the old Latin principle, nal cantanda ipso facto and
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patria empta.
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Okay, Joe, yeah. So long.
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What does that mean, Stonewall?
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Get out of town.
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Now, listen, like I told you over the phone, I
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done sold Andy this Alaskan stock. Now, the stuff ain't
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no good, and Andy going to take me to court
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and sue me. Now, is you sunk or what I
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can do?
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Well, Andy's sure to win the case. Now, there's only
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one thing to do. Convince him that you was broke.
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And even if he did win the case, he couldn't
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collect a nickel from you. You know, tell him that
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you was a pauper or something. Yeah, poor boy. Say,
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there's a good angle there. And that's what I'll do.
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You know, Stonewall, you was really a brilliant attorney. Oh, man, yeah.
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Well, look at the time. Hand me my portfolio there. Say,
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I got to get out here and get down to court.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. What, you got a big case in court, Stonewall?
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Yeah, you see, a client of mine is in trouble
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on the county's automobile.
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Mm-hmm.
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Here's what happened.
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His mother-in-law lived with him, and she ride with him
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a lot in his automobile, and him and her has
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been arguing for months about driving.
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Uh-huh.
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And it come to a climax yesterday when he was
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backing his car into the garage, see, and he got
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fed up and put her behind the wheel.
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Well, how could he get in trouble for putting his
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mother-in-law behind the wheel?
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It was the left rear one. Oh! Well, come in,
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Brother Ender.
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Hey, Kingfish, I just dropped in to tell you that
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I am starting to sue against you tomorrow. I'm going
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to sue you to get back that $ 150.
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Well, Brother Ender, that is your privilege. It's just
too
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bad that you were suing me when my finances was
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null and void. What do you mean, null and void?
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Well, Ender, I just come.
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Back from the city hall where I took the oath,
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which makes me a certified public pauper. And I was
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getting the constitutional right to welch on.
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All my just debts.
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Well, I ain't never heard nothing like this.
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Oh, certainly. At the end of the day, I took
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out my first pauper papers.
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I read them to you here. I say here to
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whom it may concern. This is the certified at the
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Barrow here, and they have to know it is up
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the Creek Stevens. It is a genuine dyed-in-the-wool.
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Pauper, and he ain't got a button.
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This certificate entitles him to stand in any bread line
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in greater New York. This courtesy is also extended to
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his wife, also guests, except weekends and holidays.
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Signed, Sam Johnson of the State Highway Commission.
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Well, what does the Highway Commission have got to.
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Do with it now?
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He got charged with a road to the poorhouse, Andy.
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King Francis, you're telling me that all you've got to
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do is take the oath and they give you these papers?
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Yeah, well, of course. I had to pay a license
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fee and a registration fee and a lot of other fees.
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Well, I tell you, Andy, if you ain't a pauper,
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when you goes down there to register, by the time
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you was a pauper, you was all popped out, I'll
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tell you that. Kingfish, you mean to tell me that
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all this is legal?
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Sure it is, Andy.
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Tomorrow I'll give them a government pauper's badge with the
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official insignia on it.
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The American Eagle with one claw stretched out.
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For a handout, you see.
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You mean if I tries to get my 150 bucks
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back under the law, you ain't got to give it
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to me?
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Yeah, then us paupers is protected from all angles.
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Well, for instance, when we passes on, we don't even
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have to fork out nothing then. We is entitled to
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free space and pottery field.
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Yeah.
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Well, that's nice of them. Yeah, of course. We don't
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get in with no classy crowd there. They just throws
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us in with the whore polluted, uh.
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You don't get no personal headstone with your name on it, neither. No, no.
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They just write on the gate, rest in peace, you all.
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Yeah, well.
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I don't know.
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I guess the law is the law, and there ain't
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no point in suing you then.
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Boy, I really gets the breaks, don't I?
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Yeah, tough luck, Anna. But I'd like to have you
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be my guest in the bread line sometime.
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Yeah, well, thank you a lot. So long, Kingfish.
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Boy, I was a happy man. That pauper stuff really worked. Oh, George. George.
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Uh-oh.
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George, that wasn't a nice thing to do.
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Well, now, wait a minute. I can explain everything.
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But you've broken your promise, haven't you?
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Well, I tell you, conscience, I ain't never going to
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do nothing like that again. That is my last time.
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That's no excuse, George.
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Yeah, well, you see, I was just kind of tapering off.
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You know how it is.
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George, I'm going to keep on bothering you as long
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as you try to cheat people.
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Yeah, well, now, don't bother me no more, conscience. Please don't.
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Well, I won't if you'll just give the money back
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to Andy.
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Okay, conscience, I'll do it.
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I'll do it.
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So, Andy, like I was telling you, that purple stuff
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that I pulled on you, well, Andy, old pal, I
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made that up. And I'm going to give you my
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check for the money you paid me for the stock.
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Here's my check for $ 150. Oh, thank you, Kingfish, thank you.
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You are certainly a changed man, all right.
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Oh, that's all right, Ender. Forget it, boy.
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Oh, well, I really appreciate this, Kingfish. Well, I'll see
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you later.
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Okay, Ender, so long.
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00:26:11.920 --> 00:26:16.400
Well, now I can sit down and really relax. Yeah,
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I really feel good now. You just can't go along
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and take advantage of people and expect to get away
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with it. Yeah, your conscience will always bother you.
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George, I'm very happy.
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You're a changed man.
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And I'm going away, and I'll never bother you again.
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Oh, that's wonderful, wonderful. Thank you, conscience.
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You see, you can't fool your conscience, can you?
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Goodbye, George.
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Goodbye. Hmm. Little does he know that that check I
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give Andy was no good.
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Say, Andy, I'll announce that that John Leake is the
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most cheerful man.
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I ever saw.
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Yeah, well, he's got one of the best jobs there is.
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