Interview with the Vampire (1994) 的完整文字稿

00:01:47.920 there's nerd shit and then there's like not fun nerd shit, 37 00:01:48.040 --> 00:01:50.840 and that's like Stargate and that's like spin offs of 38 00:01:51.079 --> 00:01:54.159 that's like Children of Dune miniseries in the early two 39 00:01:54.159 --> 00:01:57.760 thousands type shit, like just I'm allergic to that stuff, 40 00:01:57.799 --> 00:02:01.120 but almost made more than the Santa Claus. Yeah, there's 41 00:02:01.159 --> 00:02:03.079 there's no reason for you to watch Santa Claus or 42 00:02:03.159 --> 00:02:04.159 the sequels something. 43 00:02:04.319 --> 00:02:06.400 Well, yeah, I mean that's the thing. Stargate like got 44 00:02:06.439 --> 00:02:08.479 like all those like spinoff TV shows, and then like 45 00:02:08.479 --> 00:02:11.520 the Santa Claus. It's like multiple sequels, so it's like 46 00:02:12.080 --> 00:02:13.800 somebody was interested in those, you know. 47 00:02:14.120 --> 00:02:16.759 It's one was like two thousand and four. 48 00:02:17.360 --> 00:02:19.400 Yeah, and then there's the third one, which came out 49 00:02:19.400 --> 00:02:22.120 when I was a little twenty eleven. I remember one 50 00:02:22.120 --> 00:02:23.919 being a two thousand and seven where it's like Martin 51 00:02:23.919 --> 00:02:25.039 Short plays Jack Frost. 52 00:02:25.560 --> 00:02:27.840 Yes, I don't know if that's two or three is. 53 00:02:27.960 --> 00:02:31.639 I think that's three. I remember I vaguely remember that 54 00:02:31.680 --> 00:02:33.280 one coming out, even when I was a kid. I 55 00:02:33.319 --> 00:02:34.919 was just like, I think I'm good. No judgment to 56 00:02:35.199 --> 00:02:37.800 anybody who likes that movie. I'm sure it's fine. 57 00:02:37.879 --> 00:02:40.680 For people who were the grown adults listening to this, 58 00:02:40.919 --> 00:02:43.400 grown men, Let's be honest, they like they like the 59 00:02:43.439 --> 00:02:45.560 Santa Claus. That are goo Okay. Santa Claus two is 60 00:02:45.560 --> 00:02:49.080 two thousand and two, Okay, eight years later, Santa Claus 61 00:02:49.120 --> 00:02:54.199 three the escape clause is two thousand and six. Uh yeah, 62 00:02:54.520 --> 00:02:56.759 I do remember Santa Claus two at the time. 63 00:02:56.800 --> 00:02:57.159 Wow. 64 00:02:57.759 --> 00:02:59.479 Yeah, And I'm sure you look up, it's like made 65 00:02:59.520 --> 00:03:05.120 three hundred fifty million dollars, no legacy whatsoever. The thing 66 00:03:05.159 --> 00:03:08.960 about do you like Tim Allen? You know, besides him 67 00:03:08.960 --> 00:03:09.759 being Tim Allen? 68 00:03:10.000 --> 00:03:12.240 I mean I like the Toy Story movies that he 69 00:03:12.319 --> 00:03:15.319 was in, but like I never watched like his sitcoms. 70 00:03:15.319 --> 00:03:18.280 Like even I think Home Improvement might have been in 71 00:03:18.319 --> 00:03:20.840 syndication when I was growing up, but I never watched it. 72 00:03:20.879 --> 00:03:24.199 And then I didn't watch Last Man's Standing despite that 73 00:03:24.280 --> 00:03:27.639 show featuring, of course an actress we both like, Kitlyn Deaver. Sorry, 74 00:03:27.879 --> 00:03:29.759 haven't watch. Well, I've seen like a couple of clips. 75 00:03:30.080 --> 00:03:31.319 I don't think I'm gonna watch. 76 00:03:31.120 --> 00:03:33.240 The whole thing. Hey, Bridon, my father loves it. That's 77 00:03:33.280 --> 00:03:33.759 all you need to know. 78 00:03:33.840 --> 00:03:36.000 Hey, there you go. Well he also has the show 79 00:03:36.080 --> 00:03:38.199 with another actress to like Kat Denning's. 80 00:03:39.120 --> 00:03:40.759 Hey guess what, my father loves it. 81 00:03:43.560 --> 00:03:46.520 Yeah, I don't know. You know what he's decent in. 82 00:03:47.080 --> 00:03:51.240 He's decently used in the David mammontt movie Red Belt, where. 83 00:03:51.000 --> 00:03:52.960 He is that's so weird. 84 00:03:52.759 --> 00:03:55.840 Where he and Jake Johnson have a fight scene, very strange. 85 00:03:56.719 --> 00:03:58.680 Yeah, I don't know if I'm even like growing up 86 00:03:58.719 --> 00:04:01.560 had really an opinion on him. I didn't see Galaxy 87 00:04:01.719 --> 00:04:04.439 Quest until like way later. I mean, of course, Toy 88 00:04:04.439 --> 00:04:07.159 Story Ru Big Trouble I really liked at the time. 89 00:04:07.719 --> 00:04:10.599 Just everybody there's we got Jason Lee, we got Knoxville 90 00:04:11.360 --> 00:04:14.120 that there's a lot of people. Jannine Garoffalo is in it. 91 00:04:14.240 --> 00:04:16.399 You know what, maybe that movie is a half star 92 00:04:16.480 --> 00:04:21.879 from Dan Mecca. Fuck holy fuck, yeah, I remember liking 93 00:04:21.879 --> 00:04:25.040 that at the time. Joe Somebody I remember renting. 94 00:04:24.759 --> 00:04:28.120 Which you recently texted me about just the It was 95 00:04:28.519 --> 00:04:31.160 the from the Account Marquee video. It was a DVD 96 00:04:31.240 --> 00:04:33.839 promo for Joe Somebody wears this. Tim Allen packs a 97 00:04:33.959 --> 00:04:36.920 twenty three million dollar comedy punch. And then you were 98 00:04:37.360 --> 00:04:41.720 honing in on the Wireless magazine quote irresistible non stop laughs. 99 00:04:42.279 --> 00:04:44.920 Which Wireless Magazine? No, I'm thinking of somebody else. I 100 00:04:44.959 --> 00:04:45.319 meant that. 101 00:04:45.360 --> 00:04:48.079 I don't even know what that is. So, yeah, you 102 00:04:48.120 --> 00:04:50.360 know what Joe Somebody is. He just gets his ass 103 00:04:50.439 --> 00:04:54.360 kicked by fucking punching from Seinfeld, and then he trains 104 00:04:54.439 --> 00:04:57.319 to go and beat him up because he embarrassed him 105 00:04:57.360 --> 00:05:02.439 in front of his kid. Oh yeah, and who trains them, 106 00:05:02.720 --> 00:05:04.439 that's right, Jim Blushi. 107 00:05:07.079 --> 00:05:08.600 But like if that movie came out now, or if 108 00:05:08.600 --> 00:05:10.279 they made it now, would be like it's a treatise 109 00:05:10.279 --> 00:05:12.759 on

toxic masculinity and fatherhood. 110 00:05:13.720 --> 00:05:16.920 It'd be called woke somebody, Okay. I interviewed with The Vampire, 111 00:05:16.959 --> 00:05:19.959 nominated for two Oscars Best Art Direction and Best Original Score. 112 00:05:20.839 --> 00:05:23.040 Budget was sixty million dollars opening we can make thirty 113 00:05:23.040 --> 00:05:25.199 six point three million, domestic gross of one hundred and 114 00:05:25.199 --> 00:05:27.759 five point two million, and an overall gross of two hundred 115 00:05:27.800 --> 00:05:31.720 and twenty three point six million dollars. That has to 116 00:05:31.759 --> 00:05:35.279 be the highest grossing movie we've ever recovered, right, Yeah. 117 00:05:35.920 --> 00:05:38.759 Like, I mean how much money DIDs make or like 118 00:05:38.800 --> 00:05:40.519 Olympus is following I'm trying to let. 119 00:05:40.759 --> 00:05:43.199 Yeah, that's true. I don't know. I was also thinking 120 00:05:43.199 --> 00:05:46.319 of how many movies that debuted at number one we've covered. 121 00:05:46.839 --> 00:05:47.600 Oh, that's a witch one. 122 00:05:47.639 --> 00:05:48.240 Yeah, I don't know. 123 00:05:48.439 --> 00:05:49.399 That's a very good question. 124 00:05:49.639 --> 00:05:53.680 Maybe like one or two total from Artisan in Lionsgate. 125 00:05:54.040 --> 00:05:57.319 Definitely one or two. Definitely from Film District. Anyways. Number 126 00:05:57.319 --> 00:05:59.639 one song of the US this week is all Make 127 00:05:59.680 --> 00:06:01.480 Lefty by Boys to Men, which I'm pretty sure was 128 00:06:01.519 --> 00:06:04.560 number one for like three hundred and seventy eight weeks 129 00:06:04.839 --> 00:06:06.800 and then once on again. This week is also all 130 00:06:06.839 --> 00:06:09.720 make Love to You. The countries were aligned a blood 131 00:06:09.720 --> 00:06:13.639 description from Google. Born as a eighteenth century lord, it's 132 00:06:13.639 --> 00:06:17.560 a Louis right, not Lewis right, or is Louis Okay 133 00:06:18.240 --> 00:06:21.959 is now a bisentennial vampire, which makes him sound very patriotic. 134 00:06:22.120 --> 00:06:26.360 Telling his story to an eer biographer. Suicidal after the 135 00:06:26.399 --> 00:06:30.000 death of his family, he meets a stat a vampire perades, 136 00:06:30.199 --> 00:06:32.759 persuades him to choose the immortality over death, and becomes 137 00:06:32.800 --> 00:06:35.160 his companion. He really doesn't give him an option. He 138 00:06:35.240 --> 00:06:37.439 kind of just bites my man, and it's just like, hey, 139 00:06:37.519 --> 00:06:39.040 cut that out. He's like once you want to live 140 00:06:39.079 --> 00:06:41.160 forever and be like, well, you just keep biting me, 141 00:06:41.279 --> 00:06:44.519 so I guess. So. Eventually, gentle Louis resolves to leave 142 00:06:44.560 --> 00:06:48.519 his violent maker, but the stats got a guilt guilds 143 00:06:48.600 --> 00:06:51.560 him into staying by turning a young girl, whose, addition 144 00:06:51.639 --> 00:06:55.279 to the quote unquote family breeds even more conflict. That's 145 00:06:55.319 --> 00:06:59.839 not a story. What did Google? Okay? Sure, whatever written. 146 00:06:59.600 --> 00:07:03.399 Act, we really should have gotten Christian Slatter's biographer to 147 00:07:03.439 --> 00:07:04.560 a written out plot description. 148 00:07:06.959 --> 00:07:09.079 I love that. Like in the very first scene he's 149 00:07:09.160 --> 00:07:11.639 just like, you know, I'm like one hundred and twenty 150 00:07:11.680 --> 00:07:13.920 years old, and he's like, that's that's that's wild. 151 00:07:14.079 --> 00:07:14.240 Yeah. 152 00:07:14.360 --> 00:07:16.720 Written and directed by Neil Jordan. Have We Said enough? 153 00:07:16.959 --> 00:07:20.560 Starring Tom Cruise's Listette talked about him plenty on Our 154 00:07:20.879 --> 00:07:24.240 Risky Business episode Already. Brad Pitt as Louis prots to 155 00:07:24.279 --> 00:07:27.120 this cutting class in nineteen eighty nine. Haven't seen that, 156 00:07:27.759 --> 00:07:31.879 Thelman Louis in nineteen ninety one, Somewhat Cool World in 157 00:07:31.920 --> 00:07:35.079 nineteen ninety two. I rented that movie so much in 158 00:07:35.160 --> 00:07:37.800 elementary school and I have not seen it since. And 159 00:07:37.839 --> 00:07:39.720 then growing up and hearing people be like, oh, yeah, 160 00:07:39.759 --> 00:07:41.879 that movie that sucks, and I'm like, what are you 161 00:07:41.879 --> 00:07:43.839 talking about. I used to watch it all the time, 162 00:07:44.000 --> 00:07:46.879 so I'd be very interested to rewatch it, because yeah, 163 00:07:46.879 --> 00:07:52.680 I have not seen it since. Like single Digits Age California. Wait, 164 00:07:53.319 --> 00:07:56.759 holy fuck, that's a k in nineteen ninety three. That's 165 00:07:56.839 --> 00:07:59.720 not a good movie. After this seven in nineteen ninety five, 166 00:08:00.040 --> 00:08:04.199 the best shit ever? Maybe sorry, it just is Detective 167 00:08:04.240 --> 00:08:08.319 Mills Am I l LS Fuck You Sleepers in nineteen 168 00:08:08.399 --> 00:08:11.879 ninety six, being mentioned once again. The Devil's Own in 169 00:08:11.920 --> 00:08:13.800 nineteen ninety seven, you're seeing the Devil's Own. 170 00:08:14.199 --> 00:08:16.639 Of course, I was rewatching closer to it this past week. 171 00:08:17.240 --> 00:08:19.000 I think I was rewatching closer last week because my 172 00:08:19.000 --> 00:08:21.959 mom was watching Everwood with Treat Williams on Netflix, and 173 00:08:22.439 --> 00:08:25.160 Williams is one of Pitt's adversaries in that when I 174 00:08:25.160 --> 00:08:27.800 was watching The Clipper back picture just walks into an 175 00:08:27.800 --> 00:08:30.240 office and shoots When I Treat Williams, guys in the leg, 176 00:08:30.480 --> 00:08:33.759 He's like, you're stupeman, mister Brooke, and like he just 177 00:08:33.799 --> 00:08:35.799 like keeps like clear, like making some sort

of weird 178 00:08:35.840 --> 00:08:38.159 throat noise every time he stops speaking, and it's like, 179 00:08:39.080 --> 00:08:41.679 not the best accent work I've ever seen. 180 00:08:41.759 --> 00:08:45.200 But okay, how very Billy Bob Thornton of him, very 181 00:08:45.279 --> 00:08:48.720 sling blade of him. There was a there was a 182 00:08:48.759 --> 00:08:54.200 sad conversation with Ashley Padillia, Keenan Thompson and JJ from 183 00:08:54.360 --> 00:08:57.919 SNL and they were saying that James was They did 184 00:08:57.960 --> 00:09:00.799 an entire short it was him being Billy Bob Thord 185 00:09:00.840 --> 00:09:05.240 and doing a commercial for Team Mobile, and the entire 186 00:09:05.320 --> 00:09:07.320 joke was just be like, I don't know how they 187 00:09:07.440 --> 00:09:09.000 do it. They just there's a bunch of signals that 188 00:09:09.039 --> 00:09:10.960 come in from maybe Aliens or something like that, and 189 00:09:11.039 --> 00:09:12.919 it just keeps. I don't know how they do it, 190 00:09:12.960 --> 00:09:14.919 but it's just so wild that they just like filmed 191 00:09:14.919 --> 00:09:16.559 that entire thing and wrote the entire thing. It was like, yeah, 192 00:09:16.679 --> 00:09:18.600 and you'll never see it. I'm just like that would 193 00:09:18.799 --> 00:09:19.519 that would kill me? 194 00:09:19.679 --> 00:09:21.879 But yeah, like yeah, like that's like when people like 195 00:09:21.960 --> 00:09:24.080 said the sketches I failed, like Bill, like the one 196 00:09:24.080 --> 00:09:25.679 that you and I love Stugl was to Bill Hayter 197 00:09:25.919 --> 00:09:31.159 doing the ed birds, grill guys or the girl like 198 00:09:31.279 --> 00:09:33.000 savaksh wants to be a five fight. 199 00:09:35.240 --> 00:09:38.519 Tip. I just love the story of I think he 200 00:09:38.600 --> 00:09:40.919 said it on Conan's podcast that it was him and 201 00:09:40.919 --> 00:09:43.000 somebody else doing that for like an hour at a 202 00:09:43.039 --> 00:09:46.000 party and then at a certain point in een Groofflow said, 203 00:09:46.039 --> 00:09:52.399 shut the fuck up. Oh god, let's see. Oh yeah, 204 00:09:52.399 --> 00:09:54.639 seven years into Bed in nineteen ninety seven, of course, 205 00:09:55.039 --> 00:09:57.759 me Joe Black in nineteen ninety eight, of course, fight 206 00:09:57.799 --> 00:09:59.840 Club and Nice nine. I'm sorry, it's still the best shit. 207 00:10:00.399 --> 00:10:03.679 The Mexican Spy Game and Ocean's eleven in two thousand 208 00:10:03.720 --> 00:10:04.919 and one, that's all. 209 00:10:04.639 --> 00:10:07.240 That's a pretty good run. I mean, the Mexican I 210 00:10:07.480 --> 00:10:09.279 think It's part of the movie is that movie is 211 00:10:09.320 --> 00:10:12.279 the weakest part. I like the Roberts gandalpinis up it, 212 00:10:12.360 --> 00:10:15.240 But I really like Spy Game in Ocean's eleven a lot. 213 00:10:16.039 --> 00:10:17.960 I have not seen Spy Game more than Mexican. Have 214 00:10:18.000 --> 00:10:20.960 I seen Oceans eleven? You're goddamn right. I have not 215 00:10:21.039 --> 00:10:22.720 seen the four K of it yet, and I need to. 216 00:10:23.039 --> 00:10:27.000 Oh God, I really need to Babel in two thousand 217 00:10:27.000 --> 00:10:28.799 and six. I remember that movie just the other day 218 00:10:28.799 --> 00:10:33.919 and I was like, Wow, that movie sucks really bad. 219 00:10:34.799 --> 00:10:39.120 Oh Jesus Christ in your retail? What what a man? 220 00:10:39.279 --> 00:10:42.559 Well he's he's team, but he's like, finally, I've worked 221 00:10:42.559 --> 00:10:46.000 with both The Interview with the Vampire Guys Tom Pitt 222 00:10:46.039 --> 00:10:46.960 and now Cruise. 223 00:10:48.240 --> 00:10:51.080 Kristen Dunt's Run A Curious Case of Bitch of About 224 00:10:51.120 --> 00:10:55.559 in two thousand and eight, Sure, and Babylon in twenty 225 00:10:55.639 --> 00:10:59.000 twenty two, the best best shit ever. Oh and real 226 00:10:59.080 --> 00:11:01.200 film Warmish in twenty seventeen. 227 00:11:01.360 --> 00:11:04.639 That's right, a movie, so a movie so real that 228 00:11:04.759 --> 00:11:08.440 Netflix put out another movie with that same title earlier 229 00:11:08.519 --> 00:11:08.960 this year. 230 00:11:09.159 --> 00:11:12.279 Wow, it wasn't Warmer seeing like their second original movie 231 00:11:12.639 --> 00:11:15.120 something like that? Like, right, be some nonation. 232 00:11:15.480 --> 00:11:17.639 It's like in that first couple of years that they 233 00:11:17.679 --> 00:11:21.240 started making original movies. Yeah, I've heard it's not the best. 234 00:11:21.840 --> 00:11:25.879 Also starring Antonio Bendez, Christian Slater, Stephen Rea, of course, 235 00:11:26.120 --> 00:11:30.000 Kristen Dunce, and Tandy Waydeon Trivia Christin Slater was given 236 00:11:30.000 --> 00:11:33.279 the role of Daniel Mallory upon the death of River Phoenix, 237 00:11:33.320 --> 00:11:35.480 the original choice for the role. Slater donated his two 238 00:11:35.559 --> 00:11:38.879 hundred and fifty thousand dollars salary to the two Phoenix's 239 00:11:38.919 --> 00:11:42.080 favorite charities. He is in the movie for three minutes, like, 240 00:11:42.759 --> 00:11:44.879 and he got a quarter of the mill. That's insane. 241 00:11:45.559 --> 00:11:49.960 What did Slater do before this movie? I mean, obviously Heather's. 242 00:11:49.840 --> 00:11:52.759 Pop up the Volume True Romance. Those are some of 243 00:11:52.759 --> 00:11:55.039 the ones that I've seen that he's in. I mean, 244 00:11:55.080 --> 00:11:57.320 I know he's like done other movies, like he's in 245 00:11:57.559 --> 00:12:01.200 Cleaving the Cube where it's like about skaters, like Coffs, 246 00:12:01.320 --> 00:12:04.200 where he's like a prankster cop or something like that. 247 00:12:04.399 --> 00:12:06.279 None of those movies are like, let's give him a 248 00:12:06.320 --> 00:12:08.799 quarter of a million dollars, Like let's be

real, because 249 00:12:08.799 --> 00:12:11.720 I'm pretty sure Heather's like made like no money. And 250 00:12:11.759 --> 00:12:15.159 then it became a thing like on video, I think so. 251 00:12:15.720 --> 00:12:18.480 Yeah, but true Romance, I mean, did that do well? 252 00:12:18.600 --> 00:12:20.399 I mean again, that's a movie I know that has 253 00:12:20.440 --> 00:12:23.000 like a pretty solid reputation now, but like I don't 254 00:12:23.000 --> 00:12:24.639 know if it was like a huge hit. It's also 255 00:12:24.720 --> 00:12:25.519 like a huge cast. 256 00:12:25.879 --> 00:12:27.840 Upon learning that Tom Cras have been cast as a 257 00:12:27.919 --> 00:12:31.039 stent and Rice was livid and stated Cruz could not 258 00:12:31.080 --> 00:12:33.759 carry the parts, calling the casting quote so bizarre, it's 259 00:12:33.759 --> 00:12:36.200 almost impossible to imagine how it's gonna work. And the 260 00:12:36.240 --> 00:12:38.840 worst crime in the name of casting since the Bonfire 261 00:12:38.879 --> 00:12:42.519 of the Vanities. She has a point, not about Cruise, 262 00:12:42.559 --> 00:12:44.720 but a Bonfire of the Vanities. Have you seen Bonfire 263 00:12:44.759 --> 00:12:45.279 the Vanities? 264 00:12:45.559 --> 00:12:47.440 No, I've heard. It's terrible. I feel like even Topama 265 00:12:47.480 --> 00:12:48.360 fans hate that one. 266 00:12:48.759 --> 00:12:51.600 Yeah. Well, Rice left the production and did not view 267 00:12:51.639 --> 00:12:54.279 the film until a producer center a VHS copy. Rice 268 00:12:54.360 --> 00:12:56.480 was so impressed by Cruise's performance that she wrote him 269 00:12:56.480 --> 00:12:59.080 a letter of apologies and recorded a two minute video 270 00:12:59.159 --> 00:13:01.960 endorsing the film, included as a pre feature on the 271 00:13:02.039 --> 00:13:05.720 mid nineties VHS releases. So like, literally you popping the 272 00:13:05.720 --> 00:13:08.200 tape and it was like, I'm so sorry, he's actually 273 00:13:08.320 --> 00:13:10.840 very good, and also took out a two page add 274 00:13:10.879 --> 00:13:12.840 in Vanity Fair in New York Times calling the movie 275 00:13:12.879 --> 00:13:16.480 a masterpiece. That's levels of walking back, a statement that 276 00:13:16.600 --> 00:13:18.279 I think has rarely been seen since. 277 00:13:18.519 --> 00:13:20.159 I mean, what's the thing that people say now is 278 00:13:20.200 --> 00:13:22.759 like Tom Cruise, I was not familiar with your game. 279 00:13:23.639 --> 00:13:26.759 And then wonder what when did an Rice pass away? 280 00:13:27.559 --> 00:13:29.679 Hopefully she didn't have to see The Mummy. 281 00:13:29.759 --> 00:13:32.000 Twenty twenty one, so if you might have seen the Mummy, 282 00:13:32.080 --> 00:13:34.000 she might have lived to have seen it. Not think 283 00:13:34.039 --> 00:13:37.159 Crownin is the Mummy, but Alex Kurtzman is the Mummy. 284 00:13:37.320 --> 00:13:39.759 Yes, and Rice met with Tom Hanks to take the 285 00:13:39.799 --> 00:13:42.000 part of the step Okay, you can't say the worst 286 00:13:42.000 --> 00:13:43.960 crime in the name of casting since the Bonfire of 287 00:13:44.000 --> 00:13:46.679 the Vanitys and think Tom Hanks will play the stets 288 00:13:46.759 --> 00:13:47.120 all right? 289 00:13:47.159 --> 00:13:47.360 Man? 290 00:13:47.799 --> 00:13:50.720 She sees Hanks in bonfirean that thinks this is bad. 291 00:13:50.799 --> 00:13:51.840 But I can fix sciting. 292 00:13:53.240 --> 00:13:56.279 This is bad. I can do worse. After seeing his 293 00:13:56.320 --> 00:14:00.320 performance in Philadelphia and you thought him and Philadelphia like, 294 00:14:00.759 --> 00:14:03.320 I know what his follow up should be. He turned 295 00:14:03.360 --> 00:14:05.279 down the part in order to star in Forrest Gump. 296 00:14:05.600 --> 00:14:10.600 Never mind, he should have been in this movie. Sir 297 00:14:10.759 --> 00:14:12.799 Daniel day Lewis was originally given the part of a 298 00:14:12.879 --> 00:14:15.279 set but dropped out weeks before filming. Tom Cruise eventually 299 00:14:15.320 --> 00:14:18.519 got the role after Johnny Depp turned it down. I 300 00:14:18.519 --> 00:14:21.080 could see Depp being day Lewis, I. 301 00:14:21.000 --> 00:14:23.879 Think in Phantom thread mode. I think that could be fun. 302 00:14:24.039 --> 00:14:26.639 Like I mean, it would have been like a precursor 303 00:14:26.679 --> 00:14:27.919 to Old though. 304 00:14:29.120 --> 00:14:31.440 Yeah, at the time, even even at the time, he's 305 00:14:31.480 --> 00:14:35.120 always like Red Old and like like Tom Cruise at 306 00:14:35.120 --> 00:14:38.120 the time is what like early thirties, but you know, 307 00:14:38.360 --> 00:14:42.440 still gives somewhat youthful energy. The same thing with Brad 308 00:14:42.440 --> 00:14:44.039 Pitty's probably like the same age. 309 00:14:44.480 --> 00:14:47.120 Yeah, but day Lewis, for context, around the time he'd 310 00:14:47.159 --> 00:14:50.039 been he'd been in the Name of the Father, where 311 00:14:50.080 --> 00:14:51.879 I think that's a movie where he's playing that. He 312 00:14:52.000 --> 00:14:54.000 starts out the movie is playing a young guy and 313 00:14:54.000 --> 00:14:55.440 then like by the end of the movie he's like 314 00:14:55.519 --> 00:14:58.480 hard into an adult and or anything, and he does like, yeah, 315 00:14:58.519 --> 00:15:00.639 he's like older than the real guy they he's playing, 316 00:15:01.480 --> 00:15:05.200 but like he does like through physicality, like does capture 317 00:15:05.240 --> 00:15:07.240 like through it, like the beautiful arrogance of it. I 318 00:15:07.240 --> 00:15:10.600 don't know, he could maybe I'm saying it's interesting to 319 00:15:10.679 --> 00:15:13.639 imagine everything. Maybe it wouldn't have worked, but like, if 320 00:15:13.639 --> 00:15:14.240 the stead. 321 00:15:14.080 --> 00:15:19.159 Had a dad, he could play, Wow, it's six. 322 00:15:19.000 -->

00:15:20.480 In the morning, go to sleep. 323 00:15:21.759 --> 00:15:24.320 All the actors playing vampires were required to hang upside 324 00:15:24.360 --> 00:15:26.840 down for up to thirty minutes at a time during makeup. 325 00:15:27.000 --> 00:15:28.759 This would force all the blood in their body to 326 00:15:28.840 --> 00:15:30.919 rush to their heads, causing their blood vessels and their 327 00:15:30.960 --> 00:15:34.000 faces to bulge. The makeup artists would then trace over 328 00:15:34.039 --> 00:15:37.519 the swollen veins, creating the eerie, translucent skin look. Unfortunately 329 00:15:37.559 --> 00:15:39.559 for the actors, they would have to repeat the process 330 00:15:39.600 --> 00:15:41.679 several times over as the blood would quickly drain from 331 00:15:41.679 --> 00:15:44.480 the heads. This and part accounts for the lengthy makeup process. 332 00:15:46.039 --> 00:15:49.240 There's got to be a better way. 333 00:15:49.679 --> 00:15:53.639 Yeah, that sounds really annoying. I would like, Yeah, I 334 00:15:53.679 --> 00:15:55.559 would not put up with that as an actor. 335 00:15:56.159 --> 00:15:57.679 I'd be like, can I just do it once and 336 00:15:57.720 --> 00:15:59.240 then you like take a picture and be like, hey, 337 00:15:59.320 --> 00:16:01.440 this is where all my Like, No, we have to 338 00:16:01.440 --> 00:16:03.559 do it every time. I'm very sorry. Also, that sounds 339 00:16:03.600 --> 00:16:06.519 like a fucking story you would make up if you 340 00:16:06.559 --> 00:16:08.559 were caught in a lie, be like I was late 341 00:16:08.720 --> 00:16:11.440 coming home. I wasn't cheating on you I had. I 342 00:16:11.480 --> 00:16:14.679 had to go upside down, They had to trace my veins, 343 00:16:15.600 --> 00:16:18.159 took several hours. Can you please not throw my clothes 344 00:16:18.159 --> 00:16:20.519 out of the window? And an ew interview in September 345 00:16:20.559 --> 00:16:23.120 twenty eleven, brad Pitt revealed that he had a miserable 346 00:16:23.120 --> 00:16:25.399 experience while making this film. He recalled the discomfort of 347 00:16:25.440 --> 00:16:30.159 the makeup, previously mentioned colored contacts, and particularly filmed in 348 00:16:30.200 --> 00:16:33.559 an enclosed, dark, indoor area. He said at one point 349 00:16:33.600 --> 00:16:35.840 he called his friend and producer David Geffen and begged 350 00:16:35.919 --> 00:16:37.840 him for a way out. Learning that it would cost 351 00:16:37.919 --> 00:16:40.559 forty million dollars, he toughed it out for the remaining months. 352 00:16:40.720 --> 00:16:44.360 I've worked some pretty bad jobs that were pretty easy 353 00:16:44.399 --> 00:16:48.039 to get out of, but definitely nothing where it's just like, hey, man, 354 00:16:48.080 --> 00:16:49.960 can you act? And like I got to get out 355 00:16:49.960 --> 00:16:51.399 of here? And be like do you want to pay 356 00:16:51.480 --> 00:16:54.679 forty million dollars and be like, oh, I guess I'll stay. 357 00:16:55.120 --> 00:16:57.879 Like and also from what you're saying, like hang it 358 00:16:57.960 --> 00:17:00.799 upside it. Yeah, that sucks, man, but it's not We're like, 359 00:17:00.919 --> 00:17:03.559 I get me out here, I'm gonna lose my fucking mind. 360 00:17:04.319 --> 00:17:07.960 Like and then the colored contact that's not that's not 361 00:17:08.039 --> 00:17:09.960 an issue, man, Like, I don't know what. 362 00:17:09.960 --> 00:17:10.279 To tell you. 363 00:17:10.400 --> 00:17:12.640 Man, He's like, why can't I just be shirtless and 364 00:17:12.640 --> 00:17:14.960 wear a cowboy hat like I was in Thilman Louise 365 00:17:14.960 --> 00:17:17.960 and be like this is the real picture's pit. According 366 00:17:18.000 --> 00:17:20.720 to Kirsten Unst, Tom Cruise always sends her a coconut 367 00:17:20.759 --> 00:17:23.799 cake with white chocolate chips every Christmas. Dunce refers to 368 00:17:23.839 --> 00:17:26.319 it as the cruise cake, which she has always excited 369 00:17:26.359 --> 00:17:28.319 to receive and meeting. The cake never lasts more than 370 00:17:28.359 --> 00:17:30.279 one day. I don't know why that's in trivia, but 371 00:17:30.319 --> 00:17:34.000 sure imagine coming home in your significant other eight the 372 00:17:34.039 --> 00:17:37.079 cruise cake without splitting it with you. Oh my god. 373 00:17:37.400 --> 00:17:39.640 Tom Cruise was placed on an elevated platform during some 374 00:17:39.680 --> 00:17:41.599 of his scenes to reduce the high difference between his 375 00:17:41.680 --> 00:17:43.559 character and other vampires. I don't need to hear this 376 00:17:43.640 --> 00:17:46.079 as a person who on a good day is five 377 00:17:46.119 --> 00:17:49.640 to five. He also wanted a private set, so tunnels 378 00:17:49.640 --> 00:17:52.200 were built to escort the actors to and from set. 379 00:17:52.279 --> 00:17:54.839 This was done so that the vampire's makeup effects would 380 00:17:54.839 --> 00:17:57.119 remain a secret. It's not that big of a deal 381 00:17:57.160 --> 00:17:59.119 where it's just like we got we gotta put these 382 00:17:59.240 --> 00:18:02.119 effects under, like, yeah, he looks like a vampire. I 383 00:18:02.200 --> 00:18:05.039 don't know. During film, in tensions developed between Tom Cruise 384 00:18:05.079 --> 00:18:08.200 and Brad Pitt over the latter's alleged poor personal hygiene. 385 00:18:08.200 --> 00:18:10.599 According to Cruz, his co star didn't use in deodoran 386 00:18:10.640 --> 00:18:13.400 and the resulting body owder became noticeable. He was like, damn. 387 00:18:13.759 --> 00:18:15.440 He was like, if I can't get off the set, 388 00:18:15.440 --> 00:18:19.880 I'm must stink the place of Although the screen credits 389 00:18:19.920 --> 00:18:22.200 read screenplayed by and Rice based on her novel, the 390 00:18:22.240 --> 00:18:26.240 script was originally heavily rewritten, actually heavily rewritten by director 391 00:18:26.279

--> 00:18:29.440 Neil Jordan. Rider Gild's rules meant that Rice got credit. 392 00:18:29.480 --> 00:18:32.160 Although in twenty twenty, director Neil Jordan was asked if 393 00:18:32.160 --> 00:18:34.480 he was told to pull back on the homo eroticism 394 00:18:34.559 --> 00:18:36.720 of the novel of the film, and Jordan replied, I 395 00:18:36.759 --> 00:18:38.960 mean the movie is true to the book. I think. 396 00:18:39.160 --> 00:18:40.839 He goes on to say, and Rice wrote the script. 397 00:18:40.920 --> 00:18:43.319 I didn't change anything. If anything, I made it more 398 00:18:43.359 --> 00:18:46.319 penetrating and troubling in that regard great choice of words. 399 00:18:46.480 --> 00:18:49.480 Cruise and Pitt played it more like master slave or dominance, 400 00:18:49.519 --> 00:18:55.200 more before their relationship than sexuality. So who knows if 401 00:18:55.240 --> 00:18:57.559 he actually touched it? Who knows he probably did on 402 00:18:57.640 --> 00:19:01.160 set and doesn't consider that actually re writing it, Tom 403 00:19:01.200 --> 00:19:03.680 Cruise prepped for his role by watching videos of Lines 404 00:19:03.720 --> 00:19:08.519 attacking Zebra in a while. Sure, man, God, actress is 405 00:19:09.480 --> 00:19:12.200 so silly. Due to Anne Rice's fear that her novel 406 00:19:12.279 --> 00:19:15.279 was not being adapted because Lisette and Louis could be 407 00:19:15.279 --> 00:19:18.440 perceived as homosexual as she wrote, she wrote Louis as 408 00:19:18.480 --> 00:19:20.480 a woman for the movie. At one point she con 409 00:19:20.519 --> 00:19:24.440 considered Share for the role. However, that character eventually went 410 00:19:24.519 --> 00:19:27.960 back to being a mail matter if it was Brad 411 00:19:28.000 --> 00:19:34.839 Pitt Share. I mean, but do you believe in love 412 00:19:34.880 --> 00:19:38.920 after loss? Actually, in total, there are thirteen novels in 413 00:19:38.960 --> 00:19:41.440 the Vampire Chronicles, and that's not including the spin offs. 414 00:19:41.680 --> 00:19:43.640 And lastly, this is the first film production to be 415 00:19:43.680 --> 00:19:46.000 given permission to close down two lanes of traffic on 416 00:19:46.039 --> 00:19:48.400 the Golden Gate Bridge. This is done for the last 417 00:19:48.440 --> 00:19:52.839 scene of the film where Last attacked and bites Daniel 418 00:19:52.839 --> 00:19:55.599 Mallory while he is driving home to the famous bridge. 419 00:19:56.559 --> 00:19:59.480 Imagine her trying to explain that to the cops. So 420 00:19:59.519 --> 00:20:02.200 we need to show down for what? So Tom Cruise 421 00:20:02.240 --> 00:20:04.079 is gonna bite the ship out of the motherfucker from 422 00:20:04.160 --> 00:20:07.839 cuffs And that's actually the indeed scene. Is there going 423 00:20:07.920 --> 00:20:10.319 to be a cover over this indeed scene? A cover 424 00:20:10.440 --> 00:20:14.640 song by Anybody's Guns? Because I love guns and Roses. 425 00:20:15.000 -->

00:20:18.400 You'll you'll love this, I bet. 426 00:20:19.920 --> 00:20:26.480 My goodness. Yeah, it's so goofy, how like one that 427 00:20:26.559 --> 00:20:30.319 like Cruise, but it says like I assume no introductions 428 00:20:30.319 --> 00:20:32.480 are needed, and then he plays sympathy for the devil 429 00:20:32.480 --> 00:20:34.960 with the first list please allow me to introduce myself, 430 00:20:35.000 --> 00:20:38.920 And I'm like, Okay. 431 00:20:37.559 --> 00:20:39.160 It could have been worse. They could have played that 432 00:20:39.319 --> 00:20:40.680 at the opening credits. 433 00:20:41.440 --> 00:20:44.319 That's true. Uh. What I also think would have made 434 00:20:44.359 --> 00:20:46.559 that scene more tolerable is if it had been like 435 00:20:46.559 --> 00:20:48.599 the Jerry Maguire scene where he's slipping through all the 436 00:20:48.680 --> 00:20:51.279 radio stations and lands on free phone and it starts 437 00:20:51.279 --> 00:20:54.279 singing along. I think that that the Guns of Roses 438 00:20:54.279 --> 00:20:56.000 cover is terrible, but I would have liked it if 439 00:20:56.039 --> 00:20:58.839 Cruise had said along into it over the including over 440 00:20:58.880 --> 00:21:01.079 the end credits. Long after the was pulled back, it's like, 441 00:21:01.200 --> 00:21:02.880 still Cruise's what is being heard? 442 00:21:03.680 --> 00:21:05.440 He gains to the end and freeze frames on the 443 00:21:05.480 --> 00:21:09.359 Geff and logo. He's still singing. Yeah, he got gotta 444 00:21:09.400 --> 00:21:11.960 talk about that cover because it's also the first movie 445 00:21:12.160 --> 00:21:14.880 cover with a Rolling Stones cover. Stir of Echo's or 446 00:21:14.920 --> 00:21:18.279 first movie cover has painted black cover, which I don't remember. 447 00:21:18.240 --> 00:21:20.640 A bad, really bad cover. 448 00:21:20.839 --> 00:21:24.160 Oh my goodness, is there any good Rolling Stones covers? 449 00:21:24.279 --> 00:21:26.799 I like the Sundays cover of Wild Horses that plays 450 00:21:26.880 --> 00:21:28.640 during the roller Coast is seen in Fear. 451 00:21:29.680 --> 00:21:35.359 Come on, I mean, here's here's a wild one for you. 452 00:21:35.480 --> 00:21:39.200 What's the The song did like an orchestra cover of 453 00:21:39.640 --> 00:21:42.079 it was sampled on Bittersweet Symphony. 454 00:21:42.440 --> 00:21:45.880 Oh yeah, what is that? Which? Yeah, that sounds a banger? 455 00:21:46.039 --> 00:21:48.640 Which yeah? And then Rolling Stones like took all the 456 00:21:48.680 --> 00:21:51.039 publishing for that song, and then that band like ceased 457 00:21:51.079 --> 00:21:52.960 to exist, and we're not able to make any money 458 00:21:53.000 --> 00:21:56.119 off of that song until they were like two years ago, 459 00:21:56.160 --> 00:21:59.519 which is almost instance insulting as just taking it for life. 460 00:21:59.599 --> 00:22:02.079 They were just like, after twenty five years, you can 461 00:22:02.079 --> 00:22:04.759 make some money off of it. Now, it's like, oh thanks. 462 00:22:04.920 --> 00:22:08.680 The Rolling Stones song that has the orchestral cover sample 463 00:22:09.079 --> 00:22:10.279 is the last time. 464 00:22:10.920 --> 00:22:12.400 That's right, I should. 465 00:22:12.079 --> 00:22:13.880 Listen to that for album because I only know that 466 00:22:14.039 --> 00:22:17.240 and Lucky Man and both those are really good, so 467 00:22:17.480 --> 00:22:19.920 maybe maybe they've got some. And Richard Ashcroft, of course, 468 00:22:20.000 --> 00:22:23.039 is the singer on Lone Be Sold by Uncle, which 469 00:22:23.039 --> 00:22:24.359 is a which is a bangor. 470 00:22:24.599 --> 00:22:27.240 Hell fucking yeah it. Oh my god. Every time I 471 00:22:27.279 --> 00:22:28.759 throw that on, I'm just like, this is a long song, 472 00:22:28.880 --> 00:22:31.680 was like six minutes, like ten minutes, buckle up, kicks 473 00:22:31.680 --> 00:22:34.920 fucking ass the whole time. Oh my god, Yeah love this. 474 00:22:35.759 --> 00:22:38.799 That whole album is fucking phenomenal. But yeah, the very 475 00:22:38.799 --> 00:22:41.680 bittersweet symphony that just one of the greatest Neil drops 476 00:22:41.680 --> 00:22:43.119 ever man, just the best. 477 00:22:44.079 --> 00:22:46.000 Wow, you're talking right. Of course, at the end of 478 00:22:46.000 --> 00:22:50.119 the Charlie XX movie, the moment I'm wait, what, yeah, 479 00:22:50.319 --> 00:22:52.759 I don't we know that because they play I had 480 00:22:52.759 --> 00:22:55.240 to exit greet that theater or whatever that was playing it, 481 00:22:55.279 --> 00:22:56.839 and like I heard that this thing has come up 482 00:22:56.839 --> 00:22:58.039 and I was like, oh, wow, there you go. 483 00:22:58.240 --> 00:23:02.279 Yeah, you can't do that, can't It was in cruel intentions, 484 00:23:02.440 --> 00:23:03.680 you can't do it anymore. 485 00:23:03.920 --> 00:23:07.200 Well. I also, of course forgot special. It's uh it 486 00:23:07.400 --> 00:23:10.559 ends the Xavier Dolan movie The Death of Life John 487 00:23:10.559 --> 00:23:11.599 af Donovan. 488 00:23:11.440 --> 00:23:12.839 Are you fucking that? 489 00:23:13.079 --> 00:23:13.680 I'm not kidding? 490 00:23:13.880 --> 00:23:16.160 Maybe the worst Neil drops of all fucking time that 491 00:23:16.359 --> 00:23:19.039 man has, because if we want to go through the 492 00:23:19.119 --> 00:23:23.880 Neil drops up, Mommy earnestly putting in Wonderwall, good Christ Almighty, 493 00:23:24.000 --> 00:23:27.079 ending this ending the movie on Born to was it 494 00:23:27.119 --> 00:23:30.519 Born to Die by Lana de that it sucks him 495 00:23:30.559 --> 00:23:33.599 and him and Trey Edward Schultz from from Waves Error 496 00:23:33.599 --> 00:23:36.480 should get together and just two dumb bitches saying exactly 497 00:23:36.519 --> 00:23:37.319 to each other. 498 00:23:39.359 --> 00:23:40.119 Except the ball. 499 00:23:42.240 -->

00:23:46.160 Oh god, has he done anything since the one? It's 500 00:23:46.240 --> 00:23:48.200 only the End of the World, which is literally just 501 00:23:48.319 --> 00:23:50.079 French people yelling at each other for an hour and 502 00:23:50.119 --> 00:23:50.359 a half. 503 00:23:50.400 --> 00:23:54.400 It's that. Then, like at least this was the case 504 00:23:54.400 --> 00:23:57.440 in like twenty nineteen in Canada, we had the privilege 505 00:23:57.480 --> 00:23:59.240 of this. We got death in Life of John af 506 00:23:59.240 --> 00:24:03.119 Donovan and Matis in Maxime Uh And then I think 507 00:24:03.200 --> 00:24:07.079 Mattiastomac scene like came out elsewhere in like twenty twenty. 508 00:24:07.400 --> 00:24:10.039 And then he did like some mini series that I 509 00:24:10.039 --> 00:24:12.519 can't remember the name of, and he's like retired now, 510 00:24:12.799 --> 00:24:15.279 and a lot and a lot of people were there 511 00:24:15.279 --> 00:24:17.079 were a lot of people who were being very snarky 512 00:24:17.079 --> 00:24:20.400 about that on Twitter, I remember, but that got announced. 513 00:24:21.079 --> 00:24:24.039 Ah geez, well, I hope you have a great time. 514 00:24:25.319 --> 00:24:28.720 Whatever you decide to pick up. I hope it's very singular. 515 00:24:28.839 --> 00:24:32.240 You keep to yourself about it. That's pretty awesome. The 516 00:24:32.279 --> 00:24:34.880 only Neil drop I know from the Life and Death 517 00:24:34.960 --> 00:24:37.160 whatever the fuck ever is he puts it in a 518 00:24:37.319 --> 00:24:40.920 hanging on a Moment by Lifehouse. I was like, what yeah. 519 00:24:40.599 --> 00:24:43.960 And kid Harrington also sings along to Jesus of Subrovia 520 00:24:44.000 --> 00:24:46.319 by green Day. I think the opening crands are such 521 00:24:46.319 --> 00:24:47.680 a rolling to the Deep by Adele. 522 00:24:48.119 --> 00:24:54.000 Dude, shut up, stop saying that a fucking kidd, dude. 523 00:24:55.319 --> 00:24:57.839 Oh my god. I don't have the words to describe, 524 00:24:57.839 --> 00:24:59.960 like what like I mean, it's the same thing I've 525 00:25:00.039 --> 00:25:02.640 phil watching Waves, where I was like, dude, I got it, 526 00:25:02.880 --> 00:25:04.640 I got it, I got it, I got it, I 527 00:25:04.640 --> 00:25:07.599 got it, Like like he his girlfriend breaks up with them, 528 00:25:07.599 --> 00:25:09.319 so he's gonna play I fucking hate you. But I 529 00:25:09.359 --> 00:25:12.599 tell the creator I was like, I already got it, man, 530 00:25:12.759 --> 00:25:13.880 and he Oh my god. 531 00:25:13.960 --> 00:25:15.519 I can't remember if I said this on MIC before, 532 00:25:15.559 --> 00:25:18.480 but I remember reviewing Waves from my school paper at 533 00:25:18.480 --> 00:25:21.079 the time, and I loved that movie at the time, 534 00:25:21.160 --> 00:25:23.599 and I remember just like taking notes at the time 535 00:25:23.720 --> 00:25:25.720 and when I Am a God by Kanye West came up.

536 00:25:26.400 --> 00:25:29.599 I wrote that this is great, and then like two 537 00:25:29.599 --> 00:25:31.400 months later where the movie came out, Peper saying, get 538 00:25:31.440 --> 00:25:33.839 the fuck out of here with this nonsense. What is this? 539 00:25:36.160 --> 00:25:37.720 So you want me to tell you the story of 540 00:25:37.759 --> 00:25:41.279 my life, I'll tell you my story. I'll tell you 541 00:25:41.359 --> 00:25:41.759 all of it. 542 00:25:42.759 --> 00:25:46.279 I haven't been human for two hundred years. From the 543 00:25:46.359 --> 00:25:51.839 novel by Anne Rice from Neil Jordan, the director of 544 00:25:51.960 --> 00:25:52.799 the Crying Game. 545 00:25:53.079 --> 00:25:55.880 Life has no meaning anymore. 546 00:25:55.400 --> 00:25:58.839 Doesn't His name is Lestatt. 547 00:25:59.480 --> 00:26:02.359 What if I can give it back to you, pluck 548 00:26:02.400 --> 00:26:06.640 out the pain and give you another life, one you 549 00:26:06.680 --> 00:26:08.920 could never imagine. 550 00:26:09.039 --> 00:26:16.000 He chose one man. He gave him infinite power, eternal life, 551 00:26:18.240 --> 00:26:23.759 and a daughter who would be forever young. And then 552 00:26:23.799 --> 00:26:31.480 he took the light of day. You're a vampire who 553 00:26:31.519 --> 00:26:34.279 never knew what life was until it ran out in 554 00:26:34.319 --> 00:26:36.640 a red gush over your lips. 555 00:26:36.720 --> 00:26:41.720 You made us what we are. God kills indiscriminately, and 556 00:26:41.839 --> 00:26:42.480 so shall we. 557 00:26:42.640 --> 00:26:46.599 And her sorry and yours, But do not doubt you 558 00:26:46.720 --> 00:26:59.519 are Jem Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Stephen Ray, Antonio Benderis, 559 00:27:00.240 --> 00:27:07.480 Kirsten Dunst, and Christian Slater interview with the vampire. 560 00:27:10.759 --> 00:27:12.839 All the trivia I have. I don't have much to say. 561 00:27:12.920 --> 00:27:15.920 I find this movie extremely boring, but I do have 562 00:27:16.039 --> 00:27:19.680 some few notes. I'm not I'm not a vampire dude. 563 00:27:19.759 --> 00:27:22.720 I never have been. I think the only vampire movies 564 00:27:22.720 --> 00:27:24.480 I like or let the right one and let me in, 565 00:27:24.920 --> 00:27:27.000 which I kind of like let me in more just. 566 00:27:28.319 --> 00:27:30.920 Uh, Well, we talked about this, I think last week 567 00:27:30.960 --> 00:27:33.039 before we did before we did this episode, we talked 568 00:27:33.039 --> 00:27:34.920 about I ran through some other vampire movies. It's like, 569 00:27:34.920 --> 00:27:37.160 I think you like, like you're dark. I think you're 570 00:27:37.200 --> 00:27:39.759 also a fan of right, Like, there's a few of these. 571 00:27:39.839 --> 00:27:42.400 I like those movies in spite of them being vampire movies, 572 00:27:42.440 --> 00:27:43.119 If that makes sense. 573 00:27:43.640 --> 00:27:44.000 I don't know. 574 00:27:44.079 --> 00:27:46.440 I don't describe it, but they're they're like, like, say, 575 00:27:46.440 --> 00:27:51.240 you got like zombies, fucking vampires, I guess, like werewolves 576 00:27:51.240 --> 00:27:54.000 and stuff like that. I don't even care for zombies either, 577 00:27:54.359 --> 00:27:56.160 Like I like NAE Living Dead and On to the 578 00:27:56.200 --> 00:28:01.599 Dead shut as anybody should. But like like basically, if 579 00:28:01.640 --> 00:28:04.720 it's not by George Ramiro, I really don't care. Well, 580 00:28:05.519 --> 00:28:08.079 is like, well, well, yeah, of course, like one of 581 00:28:08.119 --> 00:28:09.880 the only one of like three good things to come 582 00:28:09.920 --> 00:28:12.880 out of Britain. But I mean, Reck's like top three 583 00:28:12.920 --> 00:28:16.359 horror movie for me. So there's that. But but as 584 00:28:16.400 --> 00:28:18.119 far as like people that are just like, oh man, 585 00:28:18.200 --> 00:28:20.680 what war z and some zombies and shit like that, 586 00:28:20.720 --> 00:28:23.799 I'm like, I if it's a good movie, sure, But 587 00:28:23.839 --> 00:28:25.519 I'm not one of those persons people that are just 588 00:28:25.559 --> 00:28:29.400 like obsessed with the idea of like a zombie or 589 00:28:29.440 --> 00:28:32.319 a vampire and we'll watch whatever. Yeah. 590 00:28:32.359 --> 00:28:37.400 I but a found footage vampire movie, well, someone got 591 00:28:37.440 --> 00:28:38.960 to cook that up for you. I think. 592 00:28:40.160 --> 00:28:43.079 I'm sure there already is, and I'm sure it sucks ass, 593 00:28:43.160 --> 00:28:44.720 and I'm sure it's a wide release horror movie and 594 00:28:44.759 --> 00:28:46.759 I just haven't seen it yet. It'd be like being like, 595 00:28:47.039 --> 00:28:49.240 do you want a Possession movie that's found footage? Be like, 596 00:28:49.279 --> 00:28:54.160 we only have thirty eight hundred of it, The Vatican tapes, 597 00:28:54.279 --> 00:28:59.480 the Devil Inside, uh, devil z own? Is that the 598 00:28:59.720 --> 00:29:00.720 radio silence guys? 599 00:29:00.799 --> 00:29:04.359 Right, Devil's do Yeah, that's a fun footage movie. 600 00:29:04.759 --> 00:29:08.200 Yeah, Oh wow, guess what. Guess what sucks ass? 601 00:29:08.880 --> 00:29:10.920 Live TEXTORSYSM. That's a fun footage movie too, right. 602 00:29:12.079 --> 00:29:13.799 Oh I did watch the sequel to that last year. 603 00:29:13.839 --> 00:29:16.160 I forgot about that. I saw the first one in theaters, 604 00:29:16.279 --> 00:29:20.480 loved it. I haven't seen it since, but I think 605 00:29:20.599 --> 00:29:24.079 I think people are kind of positive ish on that. 606 00:29:24.440 --> 00:29:30.720 I believe on life sexism. Yes, last SYS part two movie, 607 00:29:31.039 --> 00:29:31.720 well there you go. 608 00:29:31.880 --> 00:29:36.000 Yeah, who plays the there's the mean girl in that 609 00:29:36.039 --> 00:29:38.440 because it's the same girl from the first one, but 610 00:29:38.519 --> 00:29:40.799 she's like

not possessed anymore, and it's the type of 611 00:29:40.799 --> 00:29:43.559 thing like man that sure was wild. Hopefully that doesn't 612 00:29:43.559 --> 00:29:48.079 happen again. The mean girl in Last Exorcism too, which 613 00:29:48.119 --> 00:29:50.759 I believe has like some choice ass barbs for it's 614 00:29:50.839 --> 00:29:55.000 Julia Garner, that's right, and yeah. 615 00:29:54.640 --> 00:29:56.759 Written co written by Damien Chazelle. 616 00:29:57.240 --> 00:30:01.759 Yes, yes, from writer Damien own producer Ali Roth. 617 00:30:03.240 --> 00:30:04.440 I like one of those guys. 618 00:30:06.400 --> 00:30:08.559 You could have just stopped talking after the second one, 619 00:30:08.640 --> 00:30:15.960 but I'm trying to David bot Roth. That's also the 620 00:30:16.039 --> 00:30:19.319 Simpsons bid where it's just like it holds a terrible curse. 621 00:30:19.359 --> 00:30:22.880 That's bad, but it also that's good, but it also 622 00:30:22.960 --> 00:30:26.880 does that that's bad. Was it? 623 00:30:26.960 --> 00:30:27.160 Yeah? 624 00:30:27.240 --> 00:30:31.200 Vampire is not my thing, especially when it's like when 625 00:30:31.200 --> 00:30:33.319 it goes for like the traditional row where it's like 626 00:30:33.440 --> 00:30:36.960 motherfucker and a mansion is setting like the eighteen hundreds. Like, motherfucker, 627 00:30:37.000 --> 00:30:40.359 we have internet. This sucks, but so definitely this one 628 00:30:40.440 --> 00:30:43.920 is not for me. Motherfucker's not exactly talking in Old 629 00:30:43.960 --> 00:30:46.200 English but kind of talking or wish they could talk 630 00:30:46.240 --> 00:30:49.920 in Old English. It just gives me the vibe of dusty. Okay, 631 00:30:49.960 --> 00:30:53.680 it was a dusty ass film. Okay, I said, I 632 00:30:53.759 --> 00:30:56.480 especially don't like vampires that speak in riddles. Shut up, 633 00:30:56.519 --> 00:31:00.759 Lord Farquaad, I was great, great notes here. Uh, when 634 00:31:00.799 --> 00:31:03.200 Cruiz is dead, he looks busted, but then he comes 635 00:31:03.240 --> 00:31:05.039 to life looking like wish Master. Have you ever seen 636 00:31:05.119 --> 00:31:08.160 wish Master? Brdon I know you haven't, but no. 637 00:31:08.839 --> 00:31:14.000 Uh is that one of the series where Jack's shoulder 638 00:31:14.039 --> 00:31:16.200 who did the Hidden might have directed one of those? 639 00:31:17.359 --> 00:31:23.559 Else? Yeah, the second one. Have I seen all four 640 00:31:23.599 --> 00:31:27.599 of those? Yes? It was middle school, but yes, uh 641 00:31:27.759 --> 00:31:30.799 the first one, Uh, it seems like people like it. 642 00:31:30.839 --> 00:31:32.640 I mean I literally went through that. That was like 643 00:31:32.920 --> 00:31:35.799 sixth grade. I went through all of those. The fourth 644 00:31:35.839 --> 00:31:37.759 one is directed by a guy named Chris Angel, but 645 00:31:37.880 --> 00:31:40.400 not that Chris Angel. Cruz when he comes back that 646 00:31:40.640 --> 00:31:43.400 that's the like the best makeup, Like if they had 647 00:31:43.440 --> 00:31:45.519 to hang that motherfucker upside down for like three hours. 648 00:31:45.519 --> 00:31:49.720 It was worth it, but I, yeah, it's not for me. 649 00:31:50.240 --> 00:31:53.160 I can't exactly pin it down other than joking that 650 00:31:53.240 --> 00:31:56.960 it seems like some old ship, but I just don't care. 651 00:31:57.079 --> 00:32:00.240 And it's like an hour of just like Brad Pitt 652 00:32:00.279 --> 00:32:04.720 fucking eating rats and shit and just being like, yeah, 653 00:32:04.880 --> 00:32:07.960 I just thould like to live dangerously forever and be 654 00:32:08.039 --> 00:32:10.440 like I didn't ask for this life. And then Tom 655 00:32:10.440 --> 00:32:12.359 Cruise is like, let me stand on this milk rate, 656 00:32:12.400 --> 00:32:14.400 so I'm eye to eye with you. Yes, you did 657 00:32:14.440 --> 00:32:15.200 ask for this. 658 00:32:16.680 --> 00:32:19.920 What if Pitt had done his performance in the Benjamin 659 00:32:19.960 --> 00:32:25.279 Button voice just like I'm twenty years old. 660 00:32:27.279 --> 00:32:30.240 As somebody rewatched that movie before The Killer, I was like, 661 00:32:30.279 --> 00:32:33.359 this is not a good movie, so that would not 662 00:32:33.400 --> 00:32:36.440 exactly help for me. But there's that voice. And then 663 00:32:37.319 --> 00:32:40.079 I said, Kate Plan is Katelan Shit is his love interest? 664 00:32:40.160 --> 00:32:41.599 Right or she? 665 00:32:41.920 --> 00:32:45.200 Just like I held him in my arms and I 666 00:32:45.240 --> 00:32:49.559 think I think he knew who I was. Yeah, yeah, No, 667 00:32:49.640 --> 00:32:51.680 I don't like that movie. I really don't. Did I 668 00:32:51.759 --> 00:32:54.440 buy like a sixty dollars like coffee table book for 669 00:32:54.480 --> 00:32:57.839 that movie because I'm a psychopath? Yeah, I haven't even 670 00:32:57.839 --> 00:33:00.440 looked at it anyways. What do you say think about 671 00:33:01.039 --> 00:33:02.039 Interview with the Vampire? 672 00:33:03.160 --> 00:33:03.839 I think I like this. 673 00:33:03.880 --> 00:33:05.799 I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. Interview with the Vampire the 674 00:33:05.880 --> 00:33:07.240 Vampire Chronicles, please continue. 675 00:33:07.400 --> 00:33:09.319 Oh thick goodness, I was gonna talk to someone completely differ. 676 00:33:10.720 --> 00:33:13.599 Yeah, the TV show Interview with the Vampire. Oh my bad. 677 00:33:14.119 --> 00:33:15.720 Yeah, I like this. I think a lot more than 678 00:33:15.759 --> 00:33:19.279 you do. I do think I have some qualms with that. 679 00:33:19.400 --> 00:33:21.759 I think this movie has like has like a major 680 00:33:22.160 --> 00:33:25.279 energy drop in like after the first hour when Cruise 681 00:33:25.319 --> 00:33:27.720 disappears from the narrative because you are just stuck with 682 00:33:27.759 --> 00:33:32.799 like Brad Pitt moping around, and like

Bendaris and Ray 683 00:33:32.960 --> 00:33:35.720 are fun when they pop up as the villains, but 684 00:33:35.839 --> 00:33:39.640 I just there's not They're not as like fun to 685 00:33:39.680 --> 00:33:41.759 watch in a villain as way as like Cruise is 686 00:33:41.799 --> 00:33:44.799 when he's like in flip out mode like throwing tantrums, 687 00:33:45.400 --> 00:33:49.079 I mean, Cruise yelling. I think I think I think 688 00:33:49.119 --> 00:33:51.400 that's just funny to hear. Like I'm thinking of like 689 00:33:51.440 --> 00:33:53.920 a few Good Men where he's like, oh, I'm sorry, 690 00:33:54.000 --> 00:33:55.920 I forgot you were a stick that they did. They 691 00:33:56.000 --> 00:33:59.519 talk a lot of law school like he's very good 692 00:33:59.519 --> 00:34:01.359 when he's being like Caddy in that sort of way, 693 00:34:01.480 --> 00:34:03.200 and he has like a lot of good lines here 694 00:34:03.240 --> 00:34:05.400 where like when they think they've killed him and he 695 00:34:05.440 --> 00:34:07.640 comes back and they're like, how did you get out, 696 00:34:07.720 --> 00:34:15.840 He's like ask the alligator. But yeah, And I like, 697 00:34:16.000 --> 00:34:18.079 but I will say, even when this movie is sort 698 00:34:18.079 --> 00:34:20.920 of narratively dragging for me, I think it's it's not 699 00:34:20.960 --> 00:34:24.400 surprised that this was nominated for production design because I 700 00:34:24.400 --> 00:34:27.159 think this movie is pretty gorgeous to look at. I mean, 701 00:34:28.199 --> 00:34:31.079 like when they're going to that the theater performance where 702 00:34:31.079 --> 00:34:35.039 it's like vampires like just killing people for an audience 703 00:34:35.559 --> 00:34:38.519 that I guess is unsuspecting. Uh. But like the like 704 00:34:38.559 --> 00:34:40.639 there's that crane shot where it's like they're going down 705 00:34:40.800 --> 00:34:42.800 they're going into the theater and like there's like snake 706 00:34:42.840 --> 00:34:45.000 statues they're sticking out from the top of the building. 707 00:34:45.559 --> 00:34:50.280 That's really cool. I like like all the shots of 708 00:34:50.320 --> 00:34:52.199 the skies and everything, Like I think it's like again 709 00:34:52.440 --> 00:34:54.280 like the last there of the movie where like you know, 710 00:34:54.480 --> 00:34:56.880 they got like a shot that either late or the 711 00:34:57.239 --> 00:34:59.360 late evening or early morning sky and like it's like 712 00:34:59.400 --> 00:35:02.840 blood red clouds just looks like I think it's really nice. 713 00:35:02.880 --> 00:35:05.440 I'm like that the score has like its moments where 714 00:35:05.440 --> 00:35:07.920 it's like very like sorrowful and sentimental and everything, but 715 00:35:07.960 --> 00:35:09.559 then there's moments where like it will like get really 716 00:35:09.559 --> 00:35:11.880 cranked up. Elliott Goldenthal, who I think has like worked 717 00:35:11.880 --> 00:35:14.400

with like Michael Man before, and I think did he 718 00:35:14.440 --> 00:35:16.920 also work with Neil Jordan like other times? I think, 719 00:35:17.159 --> 00:35:19.320 but like at one point I think it's maybe he. 720 00:35:19.559 --> 00:35:21.280 It might be the scene when Brad Pitt is like 721 00:35:21.360 --> 00:35:24.320 just like setting everybody on fire at the end, and 722 00:35:24.360 --> 00:35:26.199 like it's like sounds like alarm bells are going off 723 00:35:26.199 --> 00:35:28.440 in it. Even though Cruises is non screen, it did 724 00:35:28.519 --> 00:35:30.440 make me think of the opening to the mission Impossible Team. 725 00:35:30.519 --> 00:35:35.840 It's like, No, the stunts in this movie, by the way, 726 00:35:35.880 --> 00:35:38.400 are awesome, especially like the bit where like Cruise like 727 00:35:38.480 --> 00:35:41.440 gets out fire and like he's like climbing the ceiling. 728 00:35:41.519 --> 00:35:44.440 I'm just like, that's like fucking insane looking stunt when 729 00:35:44.480 --> 00:35:46.559 it looks like that personally is like actually on fire. 730 00:35:46.920 --> 00:35:53.039 Elliott Goldenthal did Public Enemies did good score, and then 731 00:35:53.239 --> 00:35:59.280 for Neil Jordan, Michael Collins, butcher Boy in Dreams, which 732 00:35:59.440 --> 00:36:04.119 we are that's our intermission is in The Good Thief, 733 00:36:04.519 --> 00:36:06.079 and I think that thing. He also did the score 734 00:36:06.119 --> 00:36:07.920 for Across the Universe, which is one of the worst 735 00:36:07.960 --> 00:36:09.239 films of all time. Please continue. 736 00:36:10.599 --> 00:36:14.119 Yeah, we were talking about Rolling Stones covers. I've heard 737 00:36:14.159 --> 00:36:16.599 that movie is full of terrible Beatles covers. 738 00:36:17.119 --> 00:36:19.880 The worst music you've ever heard, like truly, and I 739 00:36:20.079 --> 00:36:23.119 love the Beatles because I am white, but like the 740 00:36:23.320 --> 00:36:25.320 worst covers of all time. And it's just like, hey, 741 00:36:25.320 --> 00:36:28.679 you got Bono, Bono can sing and whatnot and be like, Okay, 742 00:36:28.800 --> 00:36:31.280 what if every single one of them sounded like the 743 00:36:31.360 --> 00:36:34.880 backing track for a karaoke song, Like it sucks so bad. 744 00:36:35.360 --> 00:36:38.599 Julian Tamore got Freedom though Freedom School, Like Titus is 745 00:36:38.639 --> 00:36:41.159 a movie that like I like looked at the screen, 746 00:36:41.440 --> 00:36:45.320 but nothing went into my brain because I was just no, no, 747 00:36:45.719 --> 00:36:46.440 I don't know. 748 00:36:47.239 --> 00:36:49.920 Yeah, isn't Titus, Like isn't that one where like there 749 00:36:50.039 --> 00:36:52.360 was like some I remember watching some video I say 750 00:36:52.360 --> 00:36:54.199 about like tep music, and I think, like the score 751 00:36:54.280 --> 00:36:59.480 for that someone used that score as like like the 752 00:36:59.559 --> 00:37:01.800 basis as like type music, or like they made the 753 00:37:01.880 --> 00:37:05.559 score sound very similar to Titus. I'm like, my memory 754 00:37:05.639 --> 00:37:07.719 is back maybe even three hundred that maybe got in 755 00:37:07.800 --> 00:37:09.119 trouble with that right here. 756 00:37:09.239 --> 00:37:11.159 The score for the two thousand and seven film three hundred, 757 00:37:11.159 --> 00:37:13.920 composed by Tyler Bates, became the subject of most criticism 758 00:37:14.000 --> 00:37:17.920 regarding the somewhat liberal use of other composers' orchestrations. At times. 759 00:37:18.039 --> 00:37:20.960 Note for No included pieces from the title score, in 760 00:37:21.000 --> 00:37:25.679 particular it's fucking old English bullshit. Warner Brothers Pictures released 761 00:37:25.679 --> 00:37:28.519 the statement clarifying the matter with regards of similarities, acknowledges 762 00:37:28.559 --> 00:37:30.360 the regrets that are number of bah blah blah blah blah. 763 00:37:31.440 --> 00:37:33.239 For the most it has a great respect for Elliot 764 00:37:33.400 --> 00:37:34.840 or long time cloud better and it's pleased to have 765 00:37:34.920 --> 00:37:37.480 amicably resolved this matter, so they pay the shit out 766 00:37:37.480 --> 00:37:42.159 of him as well. Wow, Tyler Bates has done some 767 00:37:42.239 --> 00:37:43.920 scores set up like like how the fuck do you 768 00:37:44.000 --> 00:37:47.679 continue to work after that? Like you just stole shit 769 00:37:48.000 --> 00:37:49.400 like whatever. 770 00:37:49.960 --> 00:37:53.440 Anyways, back to the vampire movie that I'm movie that 771 00:37:53.519 --> 00:37:57.079 to be clear, I do actually like it is funny, 772 00:37:57.239 --> 00:37:59.119 like how like it's like I do sometimes and this 773 00:37:59.199 --> 00:38:01.159 is sometimes the problem I have with you know, turn movies. Really, 774 00:38:01.199 --> 00:38:03.239 I sometimes just get thrown out by the pa, thrown 775 00:38:03.280 --> 00:38:05.320 off by the pacing where it doesn't even feel like 776 00:38:05.440 --> 00:38:08.760 it's necessarily building to some to like a big thing, 777 00:38:08.880 --> 00:38:10.519 but like just like a lot of crazy shit will 778 00:38:10.519 --> 00:38:11.840 happen on screen, or like just like a lot of 779 00:38:11.880 --> 00:38:14.239 wild ship will happen on screen. Like Michael Collins like 780 00:38:14.320 --> 00:38:15.679 sort of had this thing too, where it's just like 781 00:38:15.880 --> 00:38:17.760 characters will have a conversation and it will just drop 782 00:38:17.840 --> 00:38:19.760 you into the middle of a shootout. I'm just like, WHOA. 783 00:38:20.239 --> 00:38:21.800 I'm like just kind of like this is a dizzy 784 00:38:21.880 --> 00:38:24.920 intern of events that's that's unfolding right here. But he 785 00:38:24.960 --> 00:38:26.880 does have a really good feel for atmosphere, and I 786 00:38:27.440 --> 00:38:29.559 do think he is He's

pretty good with the actors, 787 00:38:29.599 --> 00:38:31.199 and I do think there are and I think there's 788 00:38:31.239 --> 00:38:33.519 like a lot of good like dark humor coursing through it. 789 00:38:33.599 --> 00:38:35.679 I think a lot of that comes from Cruise's performance 790 00:38:35.719 --> 00:38:37.599 and how he's written. I think there's even a line 791 00:38:37.639 --> 00:38:42.119 in the movie where Cruz, like last at himself, is 792 00:38:42.159 --> 00:38:46.440 talking about how like it's like it's like during Pitt's 793 00:38:46.519 --> 00:38:49.800 narration where he's like running through like the sort of 794 00:38:49.920 --> 00:38:54.440 dining uh courses of the stats victims and everything, where 795 00:38:54.480 --> 00:38:56.519 it's like he starts out like you know, female people 796 00:38:56.559 --> 00:38:58.679 who are maybe like you know, you're just like marginalized 797 00:38:58.719 --> 00:39:00.360 in the community, which that is a thing that I 798 00:39:00.400 --> 00:39:02.800 think the movie is critical of. And but then it's 799 00:39:02.840 --> 00:39:05.360 like then we'll move on to like the aristocrats or whatever. 800 00:39:05.480 --> 00:39:07.320 And then, like I think Crew says like it's like 801 00:39:07.480 --> 00:39:09.440 the terrible people are always so much more fun to 802 00:39:09.519 --> 00:39:11.039 feed on it. It's like sort of like I think 803 00:39:11.079 --> 00:39:13.840 that's true of the movie's Company, where it's like Lestad's 804 00:39:13.880 --> 00:39:15.400 more fun to hand it with because like, yeah, he's 805 00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:17.719 a terrible person or anything, but like he's so cruz 806 00:39:18.679 --> 00:39:20.440 is like having so much fun with it. I mean, 807 00:39:20.480 --> 00:39:21.880 it's like some of it is like a case of 808 00:39:21.960 --> 00:39:23.760 her like you laugh at it, and other times like 809 00:39:23.800 --> 00:39:26.199 you're kind of nervous to laugh about it. Like when 810 00:39:26.199 --> 00:39:28.960 he's like messing with the one sex worker where he's 811 00:39:29.000 --> 00:39:31.880 like puts her in the coffin and she's like she's like, oh, 812 00:39:32.159 --> 00:39:34.199 it's a coffin. I guess you must be damt, and 813 00:39:34.320 --> 00:39:36.840 like he's like just like his delivery is like it's like, 814 00:39:37.119 --> 00:39:40.199 I mean, he's having fun. The fact that he is 815 00:39:40.239 --> 00:39:42.239 having fun is kind of like what makes the scene disturbing, 816 00:39:42.400 --> 00:39:44.159 and especially because that scene starts out where like it 817 00:39:44.320 --> 00:39:46.440 is like they are seem like they're having a good time, 818 00:39:46.440 --> 00:39:48.480 but then she becomes aware of what's going on. It's 819 00:39:48.679 --> 00:39:51.239 really upsetting. I don't know. But then like Pet, I 820 00:39:51.280 --> 00:39:53.920 don't know, he's just like and I think Pets, you know, 821 00:39:54.000 --> 00:39:56.159 brogardless of who he is as a person, which. 822 00:39:56.000 --> 00:39:58.840 Is like anonymous in this movie to make and like 823 00:39:58.920 --> 00:39:59.719 when he's like I. 824 00:39:59.760 --> 00:40:02.800 Could, I feel like he's reaching emotionally in other parts 825 00:40:02.840 --> 00:40:04.440 and it's just not quite there, like when he like 826 00:40:04.559 --> 00:40:06.480 kills tanduy Newton and like he's carrying her out. He's 827 00:40:06.519 --> 00:40:09.000 like this place is damned and it's just like the 828 00:40:09.119 --> 00:40:11.800 boys just like it seems like he's like reaching for 829 00:40:11.920 --> 00:40:15.000 the emotion and it just doesn't sound quite all the 830 00:40:15.079 --> 00:40:18.039 way they are. Chris the Dunst is incredible in this though. 831 00:40:18.679 --> 00:40:20.800 I do think she's quite good in this, especially like 832 00:40:20.880 --> 00:40:24.000 when she she is very like how there are moments 833 00:40:24.039 --> 00:40:27.440 where she does seem like a genuine kid and like 834 00:40:27.559 --> 00:40:29.639 it's very it's like you do think it's very sweep, 835 00:40:29.639 --> 00:40:31.679 and then you see how she like weaponizes it and everything, 836 00:40:31.760 --> 00:40:33.760 like when she like even when she is being like 837 00:40:33.840 --> 00:40:36.119 menacing to people, like when she like bites the one 838 00:40:36.159 --> 00:40:38.159 seems to just his finger and like, oh, make it better, 839 00:40:38.239 --> 00:40:40.159 and then like snatches it like she's doing like a 840 00:40:40.239 --> 00:40:42.400 childish prank and everything. And I do think the movie 841 00:40:42.440 --> 00:40:44.719 gets like a lot of like good dark comedy out 842 00:40:44.719 --> 00:40:46.840 of like that, where like when she's like going into 843 00:40:46.920 --> 00:40:50.199 the the shop and like the guy says, like, you know, 844 00:40:50.519 --> 00:40:52.400 I think that doll might be too expensive for you, 845 00:40:52.519 --> 00:40:54.800 little girl, then it just like hustle her approach. She 846 00:40:54.880 --> 00:40:56.760 approaches him and cuts to her just walking down the 847 00:40:56.760 --> 00:40:58.719 street with the doll, like and BLI It's like, Oh, 848 00:40:58.800 --> 00:41:00.800 she just like killed this guy, so he should get 849 00:41:00.800 --> 00:41:04.039 this twice. I mean, yeah, it's uh, there's a lot 850 00:41:04.079 --> 00:41:05.840 of stuff that there's stuff in this movie that like 851 00:41:05.880 --> 00:41:07.800 doesn't entirely work, but like I do think it's like 852 00:41:08.280 --> 00:41:09.800 really well put together. It's the kind of thing where 853 00:41:09.840 --> 00:41:11.960 it's like if this didn't if this was by a 854 00:41:12.000 --> 00:41:14.079 director who didn't have as much visual sense or like 855 00:41:14.159 --> 00:41:17.440 feel for atmosphere and didn't have and if the cast, 856 00:41:17.920 --> 00:41:19.880 the rest of the

supporting cast outside of Brad Pitt 857 00:41:20.000 --> 00:41:22.119 wasn't so strong, I realize I'm naming a lot of 858 00:41:22.159 --> 00:41:25.039 important factors in movies. I maybe wouldn't enjoy this very much. 859 00:41:26.079 --> 00:41:27.559 But it's the kind of thing where it's like, I mean, 860 00:41:27.639 --> 00:41:30.440 I don't know, I've I've come to admire some of 861 00:41:30.519 --> 00:41:32.239 what Neil Jordan does very well as a director, and 862 00:41:32.280 --> 00:41:33.639 it's the kind of thing like I haven't seen the 863 00:41:33.760 --> 00:41:38.079 interview with a vampire TV show that AMC did, I believe, 864 00:41:38.400 --> 00:41:40.400 and it's like I'm sure that that that that's good 865 00:41:40.480 --> 00:41:43.000 and everything. But it's the thing I like, I don't know, 866 00:41:43.159 --> 00:41:45.719 is it doesn't look as good as this movie does. 867 00:41:46.559 --> 00:41:49.559 I doubt, Like I mean, like yeah, and Philip Russillo, 868 00:41:50.079 --> 00:41:53.400 I think he was like a Burton regular for a while, 869 00:41:53.719 --> 00:41:56.639 like in terms of like happiness cinematographer. So like again, 870 00:41:56.760 --> 00:41:59.400 like a guy like Jordan's working with a guy who 871 00:41:59.440 --> 00:42:02.280 has like a really would feel for like who like 872 00:42:02.400 --> 00:42:04.039 has worked with directors and knows how to like you know, 873 00:42:04.320 --> 00:42:08.119 work with a build like distinct worlds. I feel very tactile, 874 00:42:08.679 --> 00:42:11.800 but also were like kind of otherworldly. Yeah, I don't know. 875 00:42:11.920 --> 00:42:14.599 I like this movie. It's not it's never been my movie. 876 00:42:14.639 --> 00:42:16.320 I saw it relatively late in life. I think I 877 00:42:16.440 --> 00:42:18.519 was like I watched it like when I was doing 878 00:42:18.599 --> 00:42:22.960 my resolution of like watching films my Irish filmmakers back 879 00:42:23.039 --> 00:42:25.519 in like twenty twenty three. I was just I watched 880 00:42:25.559 --> 00:42:27.320 like fifteen. I was just like, I think I've maybe 881 00:42:27.360 --> 00:42:32.199 overextended myself here, but yeah, no, I like this movie. 882 00:42:32.920 --> 00:42:36.920 It's it's one of it probably in my top five 883 00:42:36.960 --> 00:42:38.880 for Neil Jordan's Like, I think the two that I 884 00:42:39.079 --> 00:42:41.639 like more than this are Crying Game and Butcher Boy, 885 00:42:41.920 --> 00:42:44.079 But like, this one is still like has like a 886 00:42:44.119 --> 00:42:46.119 lot to offer that I enjoy about it. 887 00:42:46.159 --> 00:42:49.880 It's seen in Game and Dreams yet uh not yet. 888 00:42:50.280 --> 00:42:52.320 Uh you gotta wait for the intermission, that's right. Have 889 00:42:52.360 --> 00:42:53.400 you seen Queen of the Damned? 890 00:42:53.440 --> 00:42:56.440 Though, No, I was talking about that recently with my brother. 891 00:42:56.480 --> 00:42:58.599 I think my brother was watching that. It was probably 892 00:42:58.639 --> 00:42:59.519 on two B or something. 893 00:42:59.639 --> 00:43:01.599 That's film incredible soundtrack. 894 00:43:02.119 --> 00:43:03.679 That's why I've heard. I think a friend of the show, 895 00:43:03.719 --> 00:43:05.360 Mike Thorne, said that in order for that movie to 896 00:43:05.400 --> 00:43:09.440 be better, you needed like way more Jonathan Davis score. Yeah. 897 00:43:10.079 --> 00:43:13.519 Well yeah, not only that, but oh yeah it took. 898 00:43:13.920 --> 00:43:15.880 I didn't actually finally watch that movie until like two 899 00:43:15.960 --> 00:43:18.039 or three years ago, and I was just like, oh no, 900 00:43:18.159 --> 00:43:21.519 it's bad, which I expected, but even a Leah can't 901 00:43:21.559 --> 00:43:24.719 even say that, and it I'm pretty sure she died 902 00:43:24.800 --> 00:43:26.599 like in the middle of filming, so they kind of 903 00:43:26.679 --> 00:43:29.800 had to like work around that. But also AMC just 904 00:43:30.280 --> 00:43:33.480 started a series about a set that's in that frame 905 00:43:33.519 --> 00:43:37.000 of mind where he's the singer rock star, so okay. 906 00:43:38.039 --> 00:43:41.360 Also, I will say queend the damn distrected by Michael Brimer, 907 00:43:41.519 --> 00:43:45.480 who did uh the omar aps cool j crime movie 908 00:43:45.559 --> 00:43:51.440 into Deep. George Jordan may be a better director than 909 00:43:51.480 --> 00:43:52.039 Michael ran. 910 00:43:52.760 --> 00:43:54.519 I do want to watch in Too Deep though, but 911 00:43:55.039 --> 00:43:57.880 not expecting that much. But is that all he's done 912 00:43:57.960 --> 00:43:59.360 is in Too Deep and quointed the damn? 913 00:44:00.119 --> 00:44:01.880 Know? He also did a lot of TV looks like. 914 00:44:02.679 --> 00:44:05.679 But yeah, anyway, do we want to go through the 915 00:44:05.679 --> 00:44:09.719 plot of Interview with the Vampire? I mean sure, yeah. 916 00:44:10.199 --> 00:44:13.519 So starts out in San Francisco. You do get those 917 00:44:13.559 --> 00:44:15.320 that really cool series of shots where it starts out 918 00:44:15.400 --> 00:44:17.800 just like like helicopter shots or aerial shots, and then 919 00:44:17.840 --> 00:44:19.360 like it gets down to ground level and it feels 920 00:44:19.360 --> 00:44:21.119 like you're almost like kind of in a first person 921 00:44:21.239 --> 00:44:23.719 POV as you're like sort of moving through a crowd 922 00:44:23.760 --> 00:44:26.840 of people and then you land on the apartments where 923 00:44:26.920 --> 00:44:30.280 Christians later is interviewing Brad Pitt. There are some really 924 00:44:30.280 --> 00:44:32.679 cool effects with someone, like the ways that the vampires 925 00:44:32.760 --> 00:44:34.559 I mean that like the way that Brad Pitt sort 926 00:44:34.599 --> 00:44:37.360 of shows he really is a vampires. He moves really 927 00:44:37.440 --> 00:44:41.440 fast around the room. And there is a

really cool 928 00:44:41.519 --> 00:44:44.559 shot where it's after they've tried to kill the stat 929 00:44:45.039 --> 00:44:48.719 and uh, pitts and cruises in the foreground at the piano. 930 00:44:49.079 --> 00:44:53.079 The camera whips to the left and everything as Pitt 931 00:44:53.159 --> 00:44:55.119 and Duns try to run away and then cruise just 932 00:44:55.159 --> 00:44:56.920 like pops out from the corner and everything. It's like 933 00:44:57.119 --> 00:44:59.360 that's a cool effect. Like it's like that that that's 934 00:44:59.679 --> 00:45:01.840 like especially because it's not like they're just like cutting 935 00:45:01.880 --> 00:45:03.920 the second time. It's like they or if they are cutting, 936 00:45:03.920 --> 00:45:06.639 they're like hiding it pretty well. And then uh, yeah, 937 00:45:06.679 --> 00:45:08.840 as you said, it's like you know, uh a pit 938 00:45:09.039 --> 00:45:10.760 just it says like, so you want to know how 939 00:45:10.800 --> 00:45:13.639 I got to this point, Well, let's tell the story. 940 00:45:14.000 --> 00:45:18.599 And he I mean, even though he is a position 941 00:45:18.719 --> 00:45:20.519 himself as like a victim and a lot of this, 942 00:45:21.119 --> 00:45:24.119 he he is not a good guy to start the 943 00:45:24.159 --> 00:45:26.440 movie with. He is like a guy who owns slaves. 944 00:45:26.639 --> 00:45:30.360 He is like depressed because he's lost his wife. What 945 00:45:31.039 --> 00:45:33.159 did I say that that inspired? 946 00:45:34.000 --> 00:45:36.360 I was like, I don't know if I wanted to 947 00:45:36.480 --> 00:45:38.239 be like, come on, it's a different time. 948 00:45:40.440 --> 00:45:44.199 Good god, my goodness. 949 00:45:45.360 --> 00:45:49.079 Yeah, he all of our protagonists used to be able 950 00:45:49.119 --> 00:45:52.039 to do that, but now it's looked down upon. What 951 00:45:53.239 --> 00:46:00.920 does it cut back to exactly seventeen ninety one? 952 00:46:01.239 --> 00:46:04.039 There you go, I will say, Uh, the movie is 953 00:46:04.119 --> 00:46:06.000 like I think upfront about like you know him and 954 00:46:06.199 --> 00:46:08.519 like cruise or like feeding on people that like society 955 00:46:08.559 --> 00:46:11.239 doesn't really care about, whether it's like sex workers, black people, 956 00:46:11.559 --> 00:46:16.199 poor people, there's not They never say any racist slurs 957 00:46:16.199 --> 00:46:17.760 at any point in the movie. I wonder if that 958 00:46:17.880 --> 00:46:19.840 that which that that's just a thing that like I'm 959 00:46:19.880 --> 00:46:22.159 not saying, I don't I don't want to hear those words. 960 00:46:22.199 --> 00:46:24.599 And it's just an interesting thing that like they don't slaves. 961 00:46:24.599 --> 00:46:25.800 I'm not gonna call them names. 962 00:46:29.679 --> 00:46:33.280 But yeah, so he's super he's like suicidally depressed. He's 963 00:46:33.320 --> 00:46:36.000 like back practically begging, he's putting himself in situations where 964 00:46:36.000 --> 00:46:40.320 he wants to be killed. But then when he is being. 965 00:46:40.199 --> 00:46:42.000 Attacked, his pregnant wife died. 966 00:46:42.519 --> 00:46:45.719 Yes, Yeah, and he's like you know, can't bleaed his 967 00:46:45.800 --> 00:46:48.239 money away. He's drinking a lot. And while he's at 968 00:46:48.280 --> 00:46:51.440 one night in a in a Gretnaane situation, the stat 969 00:46:51.480 --> 00:46:55.280 storm's in kills his attackers and also bites him and 970 00:46:55.320 --> 00:46:57.960 drops him on the water. And he's not quite a 971 00:46:58.079 --> 00:47:00.800 vampire yet, but he's very sick. And Cruise comes to 972 00:47:00.920 --> 00:47:02.960 him and like he says, you, I could not either 973 00:47:03.079 --> 00:47:05.199 let you die or I could make you a vampire 974 00:47:05.239 --> 00:47:07.199 where and you'll be like you'll be healthy and you'll 975 00:47:07.280 --> 00:47:11.000 never like die ever again. And Cruise and and like 976 00:47:11.119 --> 00:47:12.400 Pitt accepts this. 977 00:47:13.880 --> 00:47:16.440 Yes, it's just like, so either you can kill me 978 00:47:17.440 --> 00:47:20.880 or I become a vampire. It's just like it's kind 979 00:47:20.920 --> 00:47:22.800 of catch up and be like, hey, I wish you 980 00:47:22.880 --> 00:47:25.320 didn't bite me to begin with, that'd be cool, But 981 00:47:26.639 --> 00:47:27.840 now I have no choice. 982 00:47:28.679 --> 00:47:29.719 Yes, I have to be one. 983 00:47:29.719 --> 00:47:31.599 Hundred and fifty years old and walk out of Tequila 984 00:47:31.639 --> 00:47:32.119 Sunrise Mill. 985 00:47:32.199 --> 00:47:35.079 Yeah that's fine, Yeah, I will say I do. I 986 00:47:35.199 --> 00:47:36.800 do like that bit at the end of everything, because 987 00:47:36.800 --> 00:47:38.280 like he that is like one of the last members. 988 00:47:38.400 --> 00:47:40.760 He has some mortals, like he's you watch my It's like, 989 00:47:40.800 --> 00:47:42.400 you know, I don't remember watching the sunrise before but 990 00:47:42.440 --> 00:47:44.599 I remember just to clean my last time rise and 991 00:47:44.679 --> 00:47:47.960 then he goes to the graveyard and he it's funny. 992 00:47:48.280 --> 00:47:50.280 I do think it's funny both times of cruises, like 993 00:47:50.320 --> 00:47:53.000 it's getting people to like he's like the vampire transformation 994 00:47:53.119 --> 00:47:55.280 is like he has to have them drink his blood 995 00:47:55.320 --> 00:47:57.880 and everything. But every time he like offers his arm up, 996 00:47:57.920 --> 00:48:00.239 but like people like start sucking the body's like, hey, 997 00:48:00.440 --> 00:48:04.679 stop it, that's too much. As if like he's like 998 00:48:04.800 --> 00:48:07.840 didn't know if he's like, oh man, must be it 999 00:48:07.920 --> 00:48:09.639 must be terrible when I do that to other people. 1000 00:48:10.800 --> 00:48:13.199 Some of that feels like wow, I feel bad. 1001

00:48:13.639 --> 00:48:15.559 Yeah. I mean there's like a long stretch of the 1002 00:48:15.719 --> 00:48:17.280 there's a good stretch of the movie where they are 1003 00:48:17.440 --> 00:48:20.559 just going around h killing people and like Pitt is 1004 00:48:20.599 --> 00:48:23.159 like super reluctant better and he's like feeding on rats 1005 00:48:24.239 --> 00:48:28.800 and and uh I mean what I mean. Yeah, Pitt 1006 00:48:28.920 --> 00:48:30.480 is like a real web like in this And I 1007 00:48:30.519 --> 00:48:32.559 do think it's very funny every time like cruise, like 1008 00:48:32.960 --> 00:48:35.199 this is sort of like dunking on Where's He's like, 1009 00:48:35.280 --> 00:48:36.880 I don't need to spell you, right, I just need 1010 00:48:36.960 --> 00:48:38.760 to follow the trail of rats to find you. 1011 00:48:39.480 --> 00:48:42.480 There's a plague going on, so he's literally eating plague rats. 1012 00:48:43.239 --> 00:48:48.000 Right, Yes, that's how we find dunt stripe By, right, Yeah, 1013 00:48:48.320 --> 00:48:51.360 but before that, he he kills like it's like him 1014 00:48:51.400 --> 00:48:54.440 and Cruise are killing a bunch of the slaves and 1015 00:48:54.519 --> 00:48:56.199 then like that's like a thing that's like people are 1016 00:48:56.199 --> 00:48:57.920 starting to like you know, get stirred up about that, 1017 00:48:58.440 --> 00:49:01.800 and then he what really is it over in terms 1018 00:49:01.840 --> 00:49:04.039 of like his guilts, It's like he kills ted Way Newton, 1019 00:49:04.039 --> 00:49:07.639 who's always like very compassionate towards him, and then like 1020 00:49:07.719 --> 00:49:09.480 he burns his own place down, and Cruise is very 1021 00:49:09.480 --> 00:49:11.880 funny where he birst. He's like, great, just burn everything 1022 00:49:11.960 --> 00:49:16.440 we have and then they fly away, and yeah, the 1023 00:49:16.480 --> 00:49:21.159 plague is going on. They find Dunst. A Pitt finds Dunst, 1024 00:49:21.320 --> 00:49:25.480 and you know, he he feeds on her. I guess 1025 00:49:25.559 --> 00:49:27.920 like he's definitely like feeling like some sort of like 1026 00:49:28.159 --> 00:49:30.280 he's he's very hungry, but also he's like viewing her 1027 00:49:30.440 --> 00:49:32.559 like you know, like his own child. They never had. 1028 00:49:33.280 --> 00:49:35.960 Cruise but then like completes the transformation for her to 1029 00:49:36.039 --> 00:49:40.239 become a vampire, and then she like immediately takes to it. 1030 00:49:40.559 --> 00:49:44.719 She's like I'm hungry. And then they start letting together 1031 00:49:44.840 --> 00:49:46.880 kind of like a like a weird family, but like 1032 00:49:47.360 --> 00:49:49.519 it's the dissonance of like them being like a happy 1033 00:49:49.519 --> 00:49:52.199 family wherever they're buying buying gifts for each other. But 1034 00:49:52.320 --> 00:49:55.920 she's also like killing her piano teacher, which that's a 1035 00:49:55.960 --> 00:49:57.440 funny bit where like, you know, when she's like, you know, 1036 00:49:57.639 --> 00:49:59.719 playing away like a little maestro and everything, but then 1037 00:49:59.800 --> 00:50:01.920 like the and then like the sort of big crescendo 1038 00:50:01.960 --> 00:50:04.400 to the piano pieces, the teacher falling down dead on 1039 00:50:04.519 --> 00:50:07.440 the on the keys. She starts to get really antsy though, 1040 00:50:07.480 --> 00:50:09.920 as like the years passed by where she like sees 1041 00:50:09.960 --> 00:50:12.599 like a grown woman and says like, oh am, I 1042 00:50:12.639 --> 00:50:15.320 ever going to be like that, and like it is 1043 00:50:15.400 --> 00:50:20.400 like uh. And then it's revealed when she like throws 1044 00:50:20.440 --> 00:50:22.280 the temper tantrum about all the dolls that she has, 1045 00:50:22.360 --> 00:50:23.679 how she doesn't want to be a top forever. She 1046 00:50:23.880 --> 00:50:25.360 takes all the dolls off the bed, it's revealed that 1047 00:50:25.480 --> 00:50:27.280 woman she was looking at is dead under the pile 1048 00:50:27.360 --> 00:50:29.000 of it. And then she tries to cut her own 1049 00:50:29.039 --> 00:50:32.639 hair off and it just like grows back into the curls, 1050 00:50:32.719 --> 00:50:35.280 which that's an interesting thing. Yeah, Like it's I think 1051 00:50:35.400 --> 00:50:37.960 Pitt and has like long hair to begin with, and 1052 00:50:38.079 --> 00:50:40.000 it just kind of looks the same and everything, but 1053 00:50:40.079 --> 00:50:41.880 like Dunce to her hair is like kind of just 1054 00:50:42.000 --> 00:50:44.599 like you know, dirty and straight and everything, but they 1055 00:50:44.679 --> 00:50:48.639 trans like curls and or anything where she does look 1056 00:50:48.760 --> 00:50:51.920 like a toy. Pitt and Dunce get really frustrated living 1057 00:50:52.000 --> 00:50:55.760 with Cruise, so they give him a corpse that's what 1058 00:50:56.199 --> 00:50:59.000 he feeds off of, and then he starts getting all 1059 00:50:59.039 --> 00:51:06.079 sickly and they slash his throat. Yeah, that's an interesting thing. 1060 00:51:06.360 --> 00:51:08.440 It's funny how like that this movie is like playing 1061 00:51:08.519 --> 00:51:12.440 off of like the the sort of vampire lore and 1062 00:51:12.519 --> 00:51:16.360 everything where it's like crucifixes aren't a problem. They can 1063 00:51:16.480 --> 00:51:19.840 go into any place uninvited, but some like bad and 1064 00:51:20.039 --> 00:51:23.159 if you just chop them in half, they're they're dead. 1065 00:51:23.480 --> 00:51:25.719 It seems like that'd be like pretty easy and like 1066 00:51:25.880 --> 00:51:27.559 like I'm thinking, especially like in the end and everything, 1067 00:51:27.599 --> 00:51:29.719 where like Brad Pitt like just sets a bunch of 1068 00:51:29.800 --> 00:51:32.559 vampires off far like cuts Stephen Ray in half. It's like, hmmm, 1069 00:51:32.880 --> 00:51:35.679 feels like

that's a pretty easy way to to overcome them. 1070 00:51:35.760 --> 00:51:38.480 Where but then like Byzantium. The other deal Jordan vampire 1071 00:51:38.480 --> 00:51:40.360 movie that I watched his research for that, Like it 1072 00:51:40.519 --> 00:51:42.719 is like they're they're like they have to be invited 1073 00:51:42.760 --> 00:51:46.199 in and they're but they're cool to walk around in sunlight. 1074 00:51:46.360 --> 00:51:46.719 I don't like. 1075 00:51:46.800 --> 00:51:48.519 I don't like court villains that have rules. 1076 00:51:49.000 --> 00:51:49.880 You don't like the rules. 1077 00:51:50.400 --> 00:51:52.960 No, zomies don't have rules. They just want to feed 1078 00:51:53.119 --> 00:51:57.320 even then. I'm not like, it's just like it's always 1079 00:51:57.440 --> 00:52:00.079 when nighttime hits. When nighttime hits, vampires come in on, 1080 00:52:00.159 --> 00:52:03.000 werewolves come out. Why isn't there scary shit that happens 1081 00:52:03.039 --> 00:52:04.039 at like two thirty pm? 1082 00:52:04.360 --> 00:52:05.760 I mean, is it the rules? Obviously you have to 1083 00:52:05.800 --> 00:52:07.239 shoot them in the head or like have to shoot 1084 00:52:07.239 --> 00:52:09.960 their brains, and like if you're bitten, that's bad. 1085 00:52:10.199 --> 00:52:12.280 All right, But imagine if it was just like they 1086 00:52:12.360 --> 00:52:14.559 can't come into this room I blessed it, I'd be 1087 00:52:14.679 --> 00:52:18.760 like that sucks. I think it's more so than just 1088 00:52:18.800 --> 00:52:20.199 like they have to be invited in, you have to 1089 00:52:20.280 --> 00:52:22.519 kill them. This way, they're no, they'll never age, but 1090 00:52:22.599 --> 00:52:25.840 they'll still they can grow. And it's just like dog, 1091 00:52:25.920 --> 00:52:27.719 I'm trying to be scared. I'm not trying to learn. 1092 00:52:30.280 --> 00:52:34.880 I will say. With the Byzantium Research a movie I 1093 00:52:35.039 --> 00:52:37.760 liked pretty well, yeah, I like it fine. It's interesting 1094 00:52:37.840 --> 00:52:40.079 how an interview of the vampire there is like the 1095 00:52:40.400 --> 00:52:42.519 threat of this where it is like, you know, white 1096 00:52:42.559 --> 00:52:45.599 European guy or no, not European. It's in the South 1097 00:52:45.639 --> 00:52:48.880 that the movie starts at. Sorry, but white guys who 1098 00:52:48.920 --> 00:52:53.000 are then feeding on communities that are marginalized and everything 1099 00:52:53.000 --> 00:52:54.960 as a way to sort of sustain their own their 1100 00:52:54.960 --> 00:52:58.079 own legacies and everything. And Byzantium has that where it's 1101 00:52:58.880 --> 00:53:02.000 the English. It's like the English visiting upon like other 1102 00:53:02.119 --> 00:53:04.199 societies like and like I think it's in Ireland that 1103 00:53:04.239 --> 00:53:06.239 the movie takes place, and like they're like, you know, 1104 00:53:06.639 --> 00:53:09.679 using them, like uh, Like Johnny Lee Miller is sort 1105 00:53:09.719 --> 00:53:11.159 of like the big bat that like you know, it's 1106 00:53:11.199 --> 00:53:13.079 like in like the flashbacks to that movie where he's 1107 00:53:13.079 --> 00:53:15.559 like he forces Gema Artisan into sex work and then 1108 00:53:15.760 --> 00:53:18.440 like Sam Riley is like the other English soldier who 1109 00:53:18.559 --> 00:53:21.239 like like his vamporism deserves so that he's like he's 1110 00:53:21.280 --> 00:53:23.119 like feeding on other parts of the Irish treaty. It's 1111 00:53:23.159 --> 00:53:25.519 just kind of interesting how vampism has been deserved, like 1112 00:53:25.679 --> 00:53:29.760 as like a colonial sort of like supernatural villain in 1113 00:53:29.880 --> 00:53:33.079 both these Neil Jordan works, both of which are adaptations. 1114 00:53:33.119 --> 00:53:35.119 I think if like pre existing works Byzantium's a play. 1115 00:53:35.239 --> 00:53:38.000 I think before and Interviewing the Vampire, as we talked about, 1116 00:53:38.039 --> 00:53:41.840 is a series of books dunst and yeah, right, they feed, 1117 00:53:42.039 --> 00:53:45.039 but they initially feed Cruise to the gators in the swamp. 1118 00:53:45.119 --> 00:53:47.800 He comes back. Then they sat out on fire and 1119 00:53:47.880 --> 00:53:50.280 it seems like he's just put and then they flee 1120 00:53:50.360 --> 00:53:53.800 the country to they flee to Paris, where this is 1121 00:53:53.800 --> 00:53:56.199 another weird thing is like that like they they think 1122 00:53:56.239 --> 00:53:59.239 that they're like like the only other vampire that they 1123 00:53:59.320 --> 00:54:02.880 meet at besides Cruise is Stephen Ray and Antonio Benderis 1124 00:54:02.920 --> 00:54:05.320 and their their whole crew. I feel like they'd probably 1125 00:54:05.320 --> 00:54:08.119 be if it just I know, I know, like vampire. 1126 00:54:08.239 --> 00:54:10.400 I'm not, I shouldn't be daging this movie for realism, 1127 00:54:10.440 --> 00:54:16.239 but it's like him find vampires anywhere else except Paris, Okay, Yeah, 1128 00:54:16.280 --> 00:54:18.719 And like they're part like Ray and Bendez are part 1129 00:54:18.760 --> 00:54:21.159 of like a theater troupe, where like their whole gimmick 1130 00:54:21.239 --> 00:54:24.039 is that they perform for like the common human crowd 1131 00:54:24.400 --> 00:54:26.079 and make it seem like they're doing like this sort 1132 00:54:26.079 --> 00:54:30.159 of like goofy uh sort of like shit where it's like, 1133 00:54:30.239 --> 00:54:33.079 I mean, like they make the observation it's like vampires 1134 00:54:33.159 --> 00:54:36.360 pretend to be humans, to be pretending to be vampires, 1135 00:54:36.559 --> 00:54:39.079 how avant garde and. 1136 00:54:39.199 --> 00:54:41.840 Then gelling out their own people from money god. 1137 00:54:42.119 --> 00:54:44.800 Yeah, And then there is like this kind of eerie 1138 00:54:44.800 --> 00:54:46.400 scene where it is

like kind of like this goofy 1139 00:54:46.480 --> 00:54:48.880 sort of like these goofy theater effects, and then like 1140 00:54:49.000 --> 00:54:52.320 it does turn into something uh that feels very real 1141 00:54:52.360 --> 00:54:54.440 where it's like a woman just screaming out saying hell, hell, 1142 00:54:54.639 --> 00:54:56.880 I'm like under attack from vampires and everyone's laught fir 1143 00:54:57.000 --> 00:54:59.920 like ahh. But then like she is put under this transfer. 1144 00:55:00.039 --> 00:55:01.920 She is then like just drained by like the whole 1145 00:55:02.000 --> 00:55:04.920 vampire cast. And I do think it's like an effectively 1146 00:55:05.199 --> 00:55:07.519 effective observation where it's like the crowd is like he 1147 00:55:07.840 --> 00:55:09.440 was like cheering the sound they walk out just kind 1148 00:55:09.440 --> 00:55:12.519 of like geez. Like everyone just seems kind of like 1149 00:55:12.800 --> 00:55:16.280 hushed and embarrassed everything that they witnessed. There's like a 1150 00:55:16.400 --> 00:55:19.920 whole like underground cellar where like the vampires are all 1151 00:55:20.000 --> 00:55:23.880 sleeping in coffins and that's all like baited in red. 1152 00:55:23.960 --> 00:55:27.199 It's very it's very atmospheric and cool looking and Bendero's 1153 00:55:27.239 --> 00:55:29.880 really wants to link up a pit. But then Pitt, 1154 00:55:30.360 --> 00:55:34.000 for for whatever reason, he gets like double crossed by 1155 00:55:34.119 --> 00:55:39.159 like Stephen Ray and like it's like him Dunst and 1156 00:55:39.239 --> 00:55:41.159 then like another woman who like Dunst and turned into 1157 00:55:41.199 --> 00:55:43.280 a vampire as like an attempt to like make like 1158 00:55:43.360 --> 00:55:47.360 a mother figure. Like they all get kidnapped done like 1159 00:55:47.519 --> 00:55:49.519 Pitt is like stealed up it behind the brick wall, 1160 00:55:49.599 --> 00:55:51.760 and Dunston the women are like put in like a 1161 00:55:51.960 --> 00:55:55.199 cave with like where it's like there's like a grape 1162 00:55:55.280 --> 00:55:59.960 above them where like there's sunlight poking through. And yeah, 1163 00:56:00.079 --> 00:56:02.360 that's really effective that scene where like yo, it's the 1164 00:56:02.440 --> 00:56:04.440 camera like as the sun is coming down upon him, 1165 00:56:04.440 --> 00:56:07.199 it's like the camera just like wrapsoms in towards them. 1166 00:56:07.480 --> 00:56:09.400 And then like when Pitt finds them, they're like turned 1167 00:56:09.440 --> 00:56:11.559 to ash and it's kind of like Pompeii and everything, 1168 00:56:11.599 --> 00:56:13.679 where like they're like frozen and embracing and he touches 1169 00:56:13.719 --> 00:56:23.639 them and they dissolved. Yes I did, dude, Sorry, And 1170 00:56:23.760 --> 00:56:27.000 then Pitt just like absolutely goes ballistic with this. He 1171 00:56:27.119 --> 00:56:29.679 just like starts like pouring like barrels of

wine on 1172 00:56:29.760 --> 00:56:30.480 the caskets and. 1173 00:56:30.559 --> 00:56:33.239 Like he just like torches them by Pire's come like 1174 00:56:33.360 --> 00:56:35.480 so many fires set by this motherfucker. 1175 00:56:35.760 --> 00:56:40.559 Yeah, it looks incredible. I mean, my goodness. And then 1176 00:56:40.599 --> 00:56:42.920 like you know, people are like jumping out of the 1177 00:56:43.000 --> 00:56:45.679 coffins and like you know, flying across the room like 1178 00:56:45.840 --> 00:56:49.119 on fire. Uh. Stephen Ray tries to fight Pitt and 1179 00:56:49.239 --> 00:56:52.440 gets like cut in half like two seconds later, and 1180 00:56:52.519 --> 00:56:55.079 then Benderas is like, oh man, I didn't have any 1181 00:56:55.119 --> 00:56:57.119 idea that this was gonna be happening. I'm so sorry, 1182 00:56:57.199 --> 00:56:59.960 and Pitt is like, well, uh, fuck you. I don't 1183 00:57:00.039 --> 00:57:02.320 want to be with you, but like you know, I don't. 1184 00:57:02.559 --> 00:57:05.280 We don't. We shouldn't be doing this. And then he 1185 00:57:05.440 --> 00:57:08.360 kind of just like the movie like just like rapid 1186 00:57:08.400 --> 00:57:10.840 speed like runs through like the next like century of 1187 00:57:10.920 --> 00:57:12.320 his life. But this is the thing of like he 1188 00:57:12.400 --> 00:57:13.960 talks about, the thing that really hits on him is 1189 00:57:14.039 --> 00:57:16.079 like He's like then most pictures developed, and I was 1190 00:57:16.119 --> 00:57:18.480 able to see my beautiful sunsets and you just go. 1191 00:57:18.679 --> 00:57:21.239 We just see him watching like a sun sunset and 1192 00:57:21.320 --> 00:57:25.559 sunrise scene movies Sunrise by Rnow to kill a Sunrise 1193 00:57:25.719 --> 00:57:31.480 up by Robert town Geffen, a film alumna alumni. I 1194 00:57:31.559 --> 00:57:34.239 imaginally also to see like this is like where he 1195 00:57:34.320 --> 00:57:36.440 gets like all his things, like I'm only getting my 1196 00:57:36.679 --> 00:57:41.559 my music and films from Sunrise Records or whatever. Yeah, 1197 00:57:41.920 --> 00:57:44.679 and then in like the eighties, he like is like 1198 00:57:44.760 --> 00:57:47.960 walking through New Orleans and he says he like smells 1199 00:57:48.119 --> 00:57:50.360 old death. And he walks through like this at this 1200 00:57:50.519 --> 00:57:53.639 abandoned house and he finds the stat all all like 1201 00:57:53.719 --> 00:57:56.599 a shell of himself. He's been eating rats. Thinks that 1202 00:57:56.760 --> 00:57:58.679 he sort of like makes acts like he's made peace 1203 00:57:58.800 --> 00:58:00.440 with him. Cruse, I think is very in the plane 1204 00:58:00.599 --> 00:58:03.159 of like playing this scene, like he is genuinely afraid 1205 00:58:03.480 --> 00:58:06.519 of uh of pits and he's terrified of like the 1206 00:58:06.679 --> 00:58:10.679 the police helicopters that come by with their spotlights, which 1207 00:58:11.639 --> 00:58:13.679 the spotlights wouldn't it wouldn't see them. 1208 00:58:13.920 --> 00:58:16.320 Okay, we'll lookout for a guy that looks like one 1209 00:58:16.400 --> 00:58:20.320 hundred ninety years old. It looks like ship. 1210 00:58:21.000 --> 00:58:22.880 Yeah, he's one hundred and fifty, but it looks a 1211 00:58:22.920 --> 00:58:27.519 lot old. And then cuts back to like the end 1212 00:58:27.639 --> 00:58:29.920 and like and Pitt says like, and then, uh, I 1213 00:58:29.960 --> 00:58:31.360 don't know that's really all I have to offer. I 1214 00:58:31.400 --> 00:58:33.559 don't have anything really to offer beyond just what happened 1215 00:58:33.599 --> 00:58:35.760 my life. It's later it's like, come on, man, teach me. 1216 00:58:35.920 --> 00:58:38.119 I want to be a vampire. And then uh, and 1217 00:58:38.159 --> 00:58:40.360 then Pitt like menaicism by like you know, getting into 1218 00:58:40.360 --> 00:58:41.760 a chuckle. It says, do you want this to say? 1219 00:58:41.760 --> 00:58:44.599 You're like, actually, I guess not, and then uh. And 1220 00:58:44.679 --> 00:58:48.079 then Pitt disappears and he like drives away in his uh, 1221 00:58:48.360 --> 00:58:52.239 his douicey looking convertible, and he's like, somebody change my shorts, 1222 00:58:53.199 --> 00:58:57.039 and then uh, I'm doing a very bad Christian Slater pressure. 1223 00:58:57.039 --> 00:58:59.800 I think I'm also doing a very bad Christian Slater impression. 1224 00:59:00.000 --> 00:59:02.559 Suspense Is Killing Us did an episode many years ago 1225 00:59:02.679 --> 00:59:05.639 called Christian Idolatry Great pun Work, and that was like 1226 00:59:05.719 --> 00:59:08.360 the that was their impression. The more the three that 1227 00:59:08.480 --> 00:59:11.000 they did they did Blame Me, the Cube Cuffs and 1228 00:59:11.159 --> 00:59:13.880 Hard Rain, which actually that movie watched all of those 1229 00:59:14.559 --> 00:59:17.360 Hard Rain is kind of awesome. It's a hurricane heist movie. 1230 00:59:18.960 --> 00:59:21.320 Good cast. But yeah, that was like their impression was 1231 00:59:21.320 --> 00:59:23.000 that they would do that voice and then have to 1232 00:59:23.719 --> 00:59:26.239 whenever he'd do like a shitty joke. I guess that 1233 00:59:26.280 --> 00:59:28.119 happens a lot and cuffs, which where he's just like 1234 00:59:28.199 --> 00:59:30.760 doing stupid quips the whole movie. Yeah, and then uh, 1235 00:59:31.159 --> 00:59:32.880 Cruse pops up again and says like, I guess I 1236 00:59:33.000 --> 00:59:35.119 need no introduction and bites him. And then he's like 1237 00:59:35.199 --> 00:59:37.639 taking the wheel and he's like, I feel better already, 1238 00:59:37.639 --> 00:59:40.119 And here's the pit on the cassette. He's like, do 1239 00:59:40.239 --> 00:59:42.159 we really have to listen to that? I got to 1240 00:59:42.239 --> 00:59:45.039 listen to that winding for centuries, and he puts on 1241 00:59:45.480 --> 00:59:48.559 the

way worse decision of Duns and Roses cover of 1242 00:59:48.679 --> 00:59:51.519 the Rolling Stone Sympathy for the Devil, which plays in 1243 00:59:51.679 --> 00:59:54.800 its entirety for the many minutes. 1244 00:59:56.000 --> 00:59:57.000 Bridge Please. 1245 00:59:57.519 --> 00:59:59.679 Yeah, it's like the song is playing over like the 1246 00:59:59.800 --> 01:00:02.599 law on sort of aerials. You'm out of the Golden Gate. 1247 01:00:02.639 --> 01:00:06.079 Bridge image fades out, not the song. Now, I just 1248 01:00:06.159 --> 01:00:08.639 have to listen to that, and I will confess I've 1249 01:00:08.639 --> 01:00:11.119 seen this movie before. I opened some other tabs while 1250 01:00:11.159 --> 01:00:13.639 I was playing, because I was like, all right, I 1251 01:00:13.760 --> 01:00:15.559 need to record first, I need to record with you, 1252 01:00:15.639 --> 01:00:17.400 and else I was like, I don't I want to 1253 01:00:17.400 --> 01:00:18.360 focus on somebody else. 1254 01:00:18.840 --> 01:00:23.119 In between him attacking Slater and him being in New 1255 01:00:23.239 --> 01:00:27.360 Orleans like decrepit eating fucking rats. How did he become 1256 01:00:27.519 --> 01:00:31.920 just like reborn enough to like fly down and go 1257 01:00:32.039 --> 01:00:35.599 all the way from New Orleans to San fran Because 1258 01:00:36.000 --> 01:00:39.360 I guess he found out that the fucking Pitt was 1259 01:00:39.400 --> 01:00:42.039 having an interview with some guy and he wants to 1260 01:00:42.519 --> 01:00:45.679 kill the interviewer and turn him into a fit. Am 1261 01:00:45.760 --> 01:00:47.800 I thinking too much into the Vampire Chronicles? 1262 01:00:48.159 --> 01:00:50.000 I don't know. Maybe it was like a bad breakup 1263 01:00:50.039 --> 01:00:52.400 where it's like he was wallowing for like one hundred years, 1264 01:00:52.440 --> 01:00:54.559 but like maybe time passes so quickly there it is 1265 01:00:54.639 --> 01:00:57.039 just like it was the hundred years was the equivalent 1266 01:00:57.079 --> 01:00:58.719 of like a weekend where he's just like, all right, 1267 01:00:58.760 --> 01:00:59.400 I'm good now. 1268 01:01:01.320 --> 01:01:02.840 And you tried to find Pitt and he's like, who 1269 01:01:02.840 --> 01:01:04.840 are you talking to? Who's this guy in the fucking 1270 01:01:05.280 --> 01:01:06.880 you know what? I don't even need you. I'm gonna 1271 01:01:06.920 --> 01:01:08.800 turn this guy into the vampire and he's gonna be 1272 01:01:08.920 --> 01:01:09.800 my young Ward. 1273 01:01:10.199 --> 01:01:12.400 And it's funny like Slater, who like is like you know, 1274 01:01:12.760 --> 01:01:15.000 like it's like what twenty five when you said this, 1275 01:01:15.159 --> 01:01:18.360 But the TV show it's Eric Bagosian who plays the reporter, 1276 01:01:18.440 --> 01:01:20.199 and it's like, well that you went in a very 1277 01:01:20.280 --> 01:01:21.880 different direction generation. 1278 01:01:22.599 --> 01:01:24.039 Trying to put that man in a headlog. 1279 01:01:24.079 --> 01:01:28.360 I know you, I like this movie pretty well, but like, yeah, 1280 01:01:28.519 --> 01:01:30.000 I mean we did. I feel like we have like 1281 01:01:30.280 --> 01:01:34.039 run through our thoughts on the movie. Uh, visually and narratively. 1282 01:01:34.239 --> 01:01:36.000 I mean it is just kind of like a lot 1283 01:01:36.039 --> 01:01:38.559 of like they go to this place and and what 1284 01:01:38.679 --> 01:01:39.760 do you know, things go badly. 1285 01:01:41.239 --> 01:01:44.880 I'm saying interesting. Neil Jordan also cited Francis Ford Copla 1286 01:01:45.000 --> 01:01:47.760 Dracula's influence. That's why I don't like this movie to 1287 01:01:47.880 --> 01:01:53.119 see that. Yeah, the rights were actually purchased by Paramount 1288 01:01:53.159 --> 01:01:56.559 in seventy six and then it just languished forever. 1289 01:01:57.199 --> 01:01:58.800 When's that first book written. 1290 01:02:00.119 --> 01:02:03.000 Him around that time? Because I'm sure they just, oh 1291 01:02:03.079 --> 01:02:06.679 yeah it was. The book was in seventy six as well, 1292 01:02:06.800 --> 01:02:10.000 so yeah they pass. Yeah they picked that. 1293 01:02:10.000 --> 01:02:12.159 Shit, I mean fast in terms of like the book 1294 01:02:12.239 --> 01:02:15.000 being written in an option making the film. Yes, you're right, 1295 01:02:15.039 --> 01:02:17.440 that did take a while at bits. Yeah. 1296 01:02:18.559 --> 01:02:21.039 Jordan was intrigued by the script that Warner Brothers because 1297 01:02:21.079 --> 01:02:24.719 eventually went to Warner Brothers. I was intrigued by the script, 1298 01:02:24.760 --> 01:02:27.440 calling it really interesting and its slightly theatrical, but was 1299 01:02:28.159 --> 01:02:31.079 especially interested he wanted to agree to direction on the 1300 01:02:31.159 --> 01:02:33.679 Kitchen condition he was allowed to write his own script, 1301 01:02:34.000 --> 01:02:36.119 though he did not get again or writing credit, So 1302 01:02:36.239 --> 01:02:39.199 I still don't know who's telling the truth about if 1303 01:02:39.239 --> 01:02:41.079 he actually wrote it, if he didn't, I don't know. 1304 01:02:41.400 --> 01:02:43.400 Oh and apparently Daniel Dayluiz turned it down is he 1305 01:02:43.440 --> 01:02:46.400 didn't want to portray her Vampire I actually was shot 1306 01:02:46.440 --> 01:02:49.480 in New Orleans, Paris, San fran and London. 1307 01:02:49.679 --> 01:02:53.440 So yeah, no, I mean yeah, and interesting too because 1308 01:02:53.440 --> 01:02:55.639 like I mean, I guess Jordan at the clout to 1309 01:02:55.719 --> 01:02:58.239 do that at the time, just like shooting those real places, 1310 01:02:58.280 --> 01:03:01.320 whereas like flash forward to twenty twenty three where Marlowe 1311 01:03:01.320 --> 01:03:03.360 comes out where it's like set in la By shot 1312 01:03:03.440 --> 01:03:07.960 in Spain and Ireland. Okay, that's not the

same. Yeah, 1313 01:03:08.760 --> 01:03:09.239 I will say. 1314 01:03:09.320 --> 01:03:09.480 Yeah. 1315 01:03:09.480 --> 01:03:11.519 I did find a different quote from Bradpid from twenty 1316 01:03:11.559 --> 01:03:15.320 eleven where he said the production was six months in 1317 01:03:15.400 --> 01:03:18.679 the fucking dark because almost it was entirely night shoots 1318 01:03:19.119 --> 01:03:22.320 filmed mostly in London during winter, And I was like, yeah, 1319 01:03:22.320 --> 01:03:24.400 I would under that makes much more sense the other one, 1320 01:03:24.400 --> 01:03:26.920 which is like they made his hanging upside down sometimes 1321 01:03:27.039 --> 01:03:30.079 it's suck Like this sounds pretty bad where it's like 1322 01:03:30.159 --> 01:03:33.280 six months in the dark. You're in London and it's 1323 01:03:33.400 --> 01:03:37.639 winter and need need ice. Stress again, you're in London. 1324 01:03:38.880 --> 01:03:41.280 That's your anti British sentiment coming up again. 1325 01:03:44.400 --> 01:03:46.599 And apparently a rough cut of it was shown to 1326 01:03:46.679 --> 01:03:49.360 test audiences who said there was too much blood in 1327 01:03:49.480 --> 01:03:53.400 violence in a vampire film. But apparently they cut out 1328 01:03:53.480 --> 01:03:56.880 like twenty minutes of the film, which interesting too much 1329 01:03:56.960 --> 01:03:59.519 blood and violence. That's how that's how you get movies like, uh, 1330 01:03:59.559 --> 01:04:03.760 what's the uh kind of rom com zombie movie Warm Bodies? 1331 01:04:04.000 --> 01:04:06.920 That's that movie? Is a zombie rules just like, yeah, 1332 01:04:07.039 --> 01:04:09.360 zombies and if you get bitten by your you're turning 1333 01:04:09.440 --> 01:04:11.000 to a zombie. But if you the brains of a 1334 01:04:11.039 --> 01:04:12.760 living guy, maybe you'll turn to human again. 1335 01:04:12.800 --> 01:04:16.920 Because I forgot anything about the movie. There was just like, 1336 01:04:17.519 --> 01:04:19.360 but what if a zombie was like, I don't know, 1337 01:04:19.519 --> 01:04:21.199 kind of hot, Like are you serious? 1338 01:04:23.320 --> 01:04:25.679 Also you saying like cutting out the sex and blood 1339 01:04:25.760 --> 01:04:29.320 and in a vampire movie, I will I will say this. 1340 01:04:29.840 --> 01:04:32.519 My mom watched the show True Blood, but she would 1341 01:04:32.559 --> 01:04:34.599 fast forward to his sex and bio seats. 1342 01:04:36.440 --> 01:04:38.480 Did you watch it at the time or like rendigo, 1343 01:04:38.719 --> 01:04:39.039 watch it. 1344 01:04:39.280 --> 01:04:43.079 At the time. I don't know if she's like yeah, 1345 01:04:43.159 --> 01:04:44.679 but it would she like fast forward through it's like, oh, 1346 01:04:44.679 --> 01:04:46.440 I don't like that, and it's like pretty sure, that's 1347 01:04:46.519 --> 01:04:49.039 like the main hook in the show. For most people. 1348 01:04:49.639 --> 01:04:51.440 It's like saying I love zombie movies, but I have 1349 01:04:51.519 --> 01:04:54.360 to cut away when they start eating people. It's just like, buddy, 1350 01:04:54.559 --> 01:04:57.239 I don't know how what you're doing with Yes, True Blood. 1351 01:04:57.280 --> 01:04:58.719 I didn't watch it, but I heard it was just 1352 01:04:58.880 --> 01:05:01.079 like the Joe around the time. We're just like, yeah, 1353 01:05:01.119 --> 01:05:02.400 it's a porn with vampires. 1354 01:05:02.599 --> 01:05:06.079 So it's the serious bit of a person saying I 1355 01:05:06.239 --> 01:05:08.320 replayed Boy for the for your articles. 1356 01:05:09.880 --> 01:05:12.360 Your your mom finished like seven seasons of True Blood, 1357 01:05:12.360 --> 01:05:15.119 which would take somebody like one season to finish, or 1358 01:05:15.199 --> 01:05:17.840 was just finger on the fast forward button at all times. 1359 01:05:18.079 --> 01:05:20.800 It's like the mad TV sketch of the Sopranos, and. 1360 01:05:23.360 --> 01:05:27.960 It's just like but it's like, isn't there like a 1361 01:05:28.519 --> 01:05:31.760 Christian group. I don't know if they do it anymore, 1362 01:05:31.800 --> 01:05:34.119 but like in the two thousands they would put out 1363 01:05:34.199 --> 01:05:35.880 like their own edits of movies. 1364 01:05:36.559 --> 01:05:40.280 I think you're right, it's not pure flicks that did 1365 01:05:40.360 --> 01:05:44.039 that right. We were talking about Angel studios beforehand, I 1366 01:05:44.119 --> 01:05:48.840 feel like it's give me two seconds, little clean flex. 1367 01:05:49.119 --> 01:05:52.440 That is what it was. It was that an X. 1368 01:05:52.639 --> 01:05:55.000 It has to be with the next This is what 1369 01:05:55.039 --> 01:05:57.880 they say wikipedia clean flex you know, so flicks. It's 1370 01:05:58.079 --> 01:05:59.960 one word by the way they make it clean flex 1371 01:06:00.440 --> 01:06:04.400 fl i cks, but then it says brackets or clin 1372 01:06:04.480 --> 01:06:07.199 Flix with an X was the latter day Saint company 1373 01:06:07.239 --> 01:06:10.199 founded in Utah in two thousand that incidents sold commercially 1374 01:06:10.320 --> 01:06:13.039 released DVDs and vhs tips from which they edited content 1375 01:06:13.239 --> 01:06:15.760 which a company considered inappropriate for children or that viewers 1376 01:06:15.800 --> 01:06:18.880 might otherwise find defensive. Wasn't it where you also? Where 1377 01:06:18.880 --> 01:06:20.519 were we also just talking about Angel Studios? Wasn't that 1378 01:06:20.599 --> 01:06:24.320 a Utah thing as well? Yeah? Wow, interesting. 1379 01:06:24.760 --> 01:06:27.119 There's a documentary about it called Clean Flicks with an 1380 01:06:27.280 --> 01:06:29.039 X from two thousand and nine. It's already on my 1381 01:06:29.119 --> 01:06:30.559 watch list, it's on your watch list. 1382 01:06:30.880 --> 01:06:32.480 There we go. Yeah, we definitely talked about this at 1383 01:06:32.519 --> 01:06:33.840 some point in

our group. Ch hat like a couple 1384 01:06:33.880 --> 01:06:34.320 of years ago. 1385 01:06:34.599 --> 01:06:37.239 I think the Mormons like originate from Utah. Okay, this 1386 01:06:37.480 --> 01:06:40.320 is all starting to make sense. Okay, okay, okay, it's 1387 01:06:40.400 --> 01:06:42.840 just so interesting. They're just like, I don't know, yo, 1388 01:06:42.920 --> 01:06:45.800 motherfucker's got like hundreds of religious movies that you don't 1389 01:06:45.880 --> 01:06:47.679 have to do any of the I'm just I'm just 1390 01:06:47.760 --> 01:06:51.639 thinking of big clean Flix movies that they edited around 1391 01:06:51.639 --> 01:06:53.000 the time. It's like, oh, I'd love to watch that, 1392 01:06:53.079 --> 01:06:54.559 but they got to edit out this, this, and this. 1393 01:06:54.719 --> 01:06:57.679 It's just like you want to watch hostile, but the 1394 01:06:57.800 --> 01:07:01.239 clean Flex version like, Okay, there's a Wikipedia, but oh 1395 01:07:01.559 --> 01:07:06.360 this is hot. Yeah, because yeah, the DGA like is 1396 01:07:06.440 --> 01:07:08.320 going to sue the living shit out of them because 1397 01:07:08.320 --> 01:07:11.280 they were just selling the movies. But they were you know, 1398 01:07:11.679 --> 01:07:16.440 obviously they didn't own all of them. And the suit 1399 01:07:16.599 --> 01:07:21.199 filed by DGA was clean Flix of Colorado LLC versus 1400 01:07:21.320 --> 01:07:26.199 Steven Soderberg, Robert Altman, Malcolm Michael Appted, Taylor Hackford, Curtis 1401 01:07:26.280 --> 01:07:31.760 hands Like, Scortsea, Michael Mann, Philip Nois Noise, and Sidney 1402 01:07:32.079 --> 01:07:33.920 Like so many people did well. 1403 01:07:33.960 --> 01:07:37.400 Also, I'm seeing here external links countersuit filed against Robert 1404 01:07:37.440 --> 01:07:42.360 Huntsman and Cleeve Flex of Colorado. A lawsuit was also 1405 01:07:42.400 --> 01:07:44.760 filed by bel Gifted because cleve Flix removed the three 1406 01:07:44.800 --> 01:07:47.079 most violent scenes it was filmed. The Passionate of the Christ. 1407 01:07:47.440 --> 01:07:49.960 It's just funny like thinking about like yo, super religious organization. 1408 01:07:50.039 --> 01:07:52.760 It's like saying, geez, even the movies that were about 1409 01:07:52.800 --> 01:07:54.920 the stuff that we're into, like that's too much. 1410 01:07:57.760 --> 01:08:00.519 They discontinued to do that and says, damn, I'll take 1411 01:08:00.599 --> 01:08:02.920 some Christian money. I'll fucking edit movies that they want. 1412 01:08:03.079 --> 01:08:06.440 But also it is very wild and like the same 1413 01:08:06.519 --> 01:08:08.400 type of people that would want this were going in 1414 01:08:08.559 --> 01:08:10.920 droves to passion on the Christ, which is like one 1415 01:08:10.960 --> 01:08:13.559 of the most disturbing wide really spils of all time. 1416 01:08:14.119 --> 01:08:16.359 And like yeah, there was just every other day which 1417 01:08:16.439 --> 01:08:18.720 just like yeah, more people like passed out and like 1418 01:08:18.840 --> 01:08:21.720 broke a hip and like like fell down and like 1419 01:08:21.920 --> 01:08:24.439 cracked their head on this like while watching this shit. 1420 01:08:24.479 --> 01:08:27.560 It's insane. March two thousand and seven, Clean Flicks announced 1421 01:08:27.600 --> 01:08:30.279 by email to former customers they were relaunching, so they 1422 01:08:30.319 --> 01:08:32.159 stopped in two thousand and six. The next year, they 1423 01:08:32.199 --> 01:08:35.039 said jak. Early in two thousand and seven, Clean Flicks 1424 01:08:35.079 --> 01:08:37.800 had explored by email too and online, pulling up former 1425 01:08:37.840 --> 01:08:40.720 customers the possibility of relaunching based on an unedited movie 1426 01:08:40.840 --> 01:08:43.600 rental business model. As a result, rather than wrint in 1427 01:08:43.720 --> 01:08:47.439 content edit DVDs. Clean Flicks now offered dv releases of 1428 01:08:47.760 --> 01:08:49.520 unedited modern class. 1429 01:08:49.279 --> 01:08:52.439 Commissions, and Netflix was like got out of here. 1430 01:08:55.279 --> 01:08:57.800 So eventually they were just like, yeah, we'd just be 1431 01:08:57.920 --> 01:09:01.199 a worse than Netflix. Wow, well yeah, they just straight 1432 01:09:01.399 --> 01:09:05.239 I'm surprised that, Yeah, that Netflix wasn't just like remember 1433 01:09:05.319 --> 01:09:08.000 how you all you got sued or we were about 1434 01:09:08.039 --> 01:09:10.319 to get sued. We're gonna do that to you also, 1435 01:09:10.399 --> 01:09:13.159 and they're like, we're just trying to make sure that 1436 01:09:13.199 --> 01:09:16.159 people watch Sorority Girls, but it doesn't have any bad things. 1437 01:09:17.079 --> 01:09:19.439 I also want to know, like, I mean, I'm sure 1438 01:09:19.920 --> 01:09:22.039 somebody out there has copies of these movies there. I 1439 01:09:22.119 --> 01:09:24.439 think that were like did undergo the clean flex edit, 1440 01:09:24.640 --> 01:09:26.279 But like I want to know, like was it just 1441 01:09:26.399 --> 01:09:29.119 like it would be like, oh, man, something sex, something 1442 01:09:29.319 --> 01:09:32.319 sexual aid or something violent happened. Does hard cut to 1443 01:09:32.439 --> 01:09:35.159 next scene or is it like, eh, let's let's let's 1444 01:09:35.159 --> 01:09:37.439 do some snazzy ship like a dissol for a montage 1445 01:09:37.479 --> 01:09:41.159 and to like the slow fade out man to like 1446 01:09:41.800 --> 01:09:43.479 cover past it. I think was there someone putting like 1447 01:09:43.520 --> 01:09:45.800 a little bit of a little bit of a little 1448 01:09:45.840 --> 01:09:48.760 bit of a style in there to sort of due 1449 01:09:48.800 --> 01:09:49.680 to clear flix style. 1450 01:09:50.239 --> 01:09:52.439 I see somebody on Redd and posted attempted to spend 1451 01:09:52.479 --> 01:09:55.560 three dollars on a clean fix edit of Amaie and uh,

1452 01:09:55.960 --> 01:09:58.840 it's the original DVD case and everything. It just replaced 1453 01:09:58.880 --> 01:10:01.840 with a fucking DVD. You are from clean flicks. There, 1454 01:10:02.000 --> 01:10:05.119 there's still is. There's there's something called clean version that 1455 01:10:05.199 --> 01:10:07.199 I'm seeing here. There's more modern time you can get. 1456 01:10:07.520 --> 01:10:10.560 You finally get a clean version of Elysium. It's saying 1457 01:10:10.640 --> 01:10:16.119 here that's great and Ghostbusters Really all kids should grow 1458 01:10:16.239 --> 01:10:18.479 up knowing that Bill Murray got head from a ghost 1459 01:10:18.760 --> 01:10:23.720 like get Bill's character. I really want to watch this 1460 01:10:23.840 --> 01:10:26.600 documentary now, though, Holy shit, what do you think Lis said? 1461 01:10:26.600 --> 01:10:33.600 Would buy a clean version? I'm trying to hear anything 1462 01:10:33.640 --> 01:10:36.159 else with a vampire. 1463 01:10:36.640 --> 01:10:39.720 No, I mean, it's I think I think we've said 1464 01:10:39.720 --> 01:10:41.600 everything there is about the movie, although I will say, 1465 01:10:41.640 --> 01:10:42.960 I mean, I do want to just show to some 1466 01:10:43.039 --> 01:10:45.319 other vampire movies that I do I think are quite strong. 1467 01:10:45.520 --> 01:10:47.600 I like I like Tony Scott's The Hunger. I think 1468 01:10:47.680 --> 01:10:49.520 you and I both like Davids Lad's Thirty Days at 1469 01:10:49.600 --> 01:10:51.760 Night with Josh Hart. Yeah, where you'd like punch Us 1470 01:10:51.760 --> 01:10:53.720 through Danny Houston's head at the end of the movie. 1471 01:10:54.319 --> 01:10:56.960 That's really cool. I like Sinners a lot. Of course, 1472 01:10:57.359 --> 01:10:59.439 there's also The Butt be In and but the Right 1473 01:10:59.479 --> 01:11:01.760 Winning movie. I think those are both very good. Only 1474 01:11:01.840 --> 01:11:04.960 Lovers Left Alive by Jim Jarmish, Which, sorry if I 1475 01:11:05.000 --> 01:11:06.960 sound like I'm shamelessly self plugging this. 1476 01:11:07.279 --> 01:11:07.399 Uh. 1477 01:11:07.520 --> 01:11:09.239 I had a very good conversation with our former coast 1478 01:11:09.319 --> 01:11:12.199 Charlie Nash on our friends Jack Draper and Clay Williams 1479 01:11:12.279 --> 01:11:15.199 the show actually three twenty times talk about that movie. 1480 01:11:15.239 --> 01:11:18.319 That was fun. Ever heard of it? Uh? The guy 1481 01:11:18.359 --> 01:11:20.439 from Spud Bob, I haven't seen it. 1482 01:11:20.760 --> 01:11:23.319 I still have not seen it because once again I'm 1483 01:11:23.399 --> 01:11:26.159 just like, I'm not not fronted, does not does not 1484 01:11:26.279 --> 01:11:26.920 do much to me. 1485 01:11:27.159 --> 01:11:29.399 What if he was played by Bill Scarstard. 1486 01:11:30.039 --> 01:11:33.359 What if he was played by who he played in 1487 01:11:33.399 --> 01:11:34.279 the loops On movie? 1488 01:11:34.359 --> 01:11:42.000 Fuck? I can't Jones? Which Jones also a Buzantz yep 1489 01:11:42.000 --> 01:11:43.520 where it's like, yeah, that checks out. He's a guy 1490 01:11:43.520 --> 01:11:45.199 who would want to turn into a vampire. He already 1491 01:11:45.199 --> 01:11:46.239 looks like he is a vampire. 1492 01:11:47.439 --> 01:11:50.279 Imagine he just like is like reading Deadline and they're 1493 01:11:50.319 --> 01:11:53.119 just like announced a new vampire movie. But like alcoholic agent. 1494 01:11:53.399 --> 01:11:55.319 Why the fuck didn't you tell me about this? Dude. 1495 01:12:23.279 --> 01:12:25.920 If you're looking for more horror outside of the mainstream, 1496 01:12:26.119 --> 01:12:30.119 look no further than Unsung Horrors, a podcast about underseen 1497 01:12:30.279 --> 01:12:31.039 horror movies. 1498 01:12:31.800 --> 01:12:33.560 I'm Lance and I'm Erica. 1499 01:12:34.039 --> 01:12:36.520 Every other week we'll cover a horror movie with fewer 1500 01:12:36.560 --> 01:12:39.479 than one thousand views on Letterboxed. We'll even give you 1501 01:12:39.560 --> 01:12:42.479 double feature recommendations to pair with the movies we discuss. 1502 01:12:43.319 --> 01:12:46.680 From gothic to shot on video, from slashers to comedies, 1503 01:12:46.840 --> 01:12:50.319 from Giallo to j horror. We'll cover all the subgenres. 1504 01:12:50.600 --> 01:12:53.239 So join us as we unearth these hidden gems of horror. 1505 01:12:53.840 --> 01:12:57.600 Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. All at Unsung 1506 01:12:57.680 --> 01:13:01.600 Horrors available wherever you listen to podas and part of 1507 01:13:01.720 --> 01:13:04.680 the Someone's Favorite Productions podcast Network. 1508 01:13:10.000 --> 01:13:12.840 Thank you for listening to hear more shows from the 1509 01:13:12.880 --> 01:13:16.680 Someone's Favorite Productions podcast Network. Please select the link in 1510 01:13:16.720 --> 01:13:17.279 the description.