Bản chép lời đầy đủ của Preview: Into the Scatterbrained Minds of Team Revisionist History

00:00:15 Speaker 1: Pushkin. Malcolm Glappel here, I'm dropping into your feed today to bring you a preview of the new season of my podcast, Revision's History. This season, we're going boldly where no podcast has ever gone before, from the dark secret behind Thomas's English Muffins to the merits of Paw Patrol and not to mention, what's wrong with Joe Rogan. Oh yeah, baby, I'm coming for you. Joe. I hope you enjoy this preview, and if you do, find Revisionist History wherever you listen to your. 00:00:49 Speaker 2: Podcast, spare on the double, wherever is album down and Ben today, you. 00:01:00 Speaker 1: Heard that correctly. Paw Patrol, Me and my three year old will defend one of the world's most popular children's television shows against its critics. Then we get serious. It's been five years since the death of George Floyd. We're going to go back and tell that story from a different perspective. I can tell you this that nobody despises bad cops more than good cops. Ben ADAPFH. Haffrey, my esteemed colleague, will launch a detailed investigation into Thomas's English Muffins. 00:01:31 Speaker 3: We've got this seventy five year old plus secret of how to bake Thomas's English muffins. It's a half a billion dollar product and he knows it. 00:01:39 Speaker 1: You thought you understood, although there was to understand about English muffins, you are wrong. And then Ben takes a raccoon down a rabbit hole. Well, the main challenges They work at night, so they're nocturnal. Researchers are typically not nocturnal. Oh yeah, baby, We're going to have a contribution from the newest member of the Revisionist team, Lucy Sullivan. I was like, oh, I have trouble recognizing feaces. She goes, is that why you ignored me for a week? 00:02:08 Speaker 3: And I said, what do you mean? 00:02:10 Speaker 1: This is my nightmare? Oh? And I nearly forgot to mention we're going to spend a lot of time with a newly minted Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy Junior, because I listened to Joe Rogan tell the story of how he met Kennedy, and I was riveted. That was the weirdest moment because we're both staring at each other. 00:02:29 Speaker 3: Yeah, I noticed you walking. 00:02:31 Speaker 2: I'm like, that's it is. 00:02:33 Speaker 3: So I said, hey, what's up? 00:02:36 Speaker 1: Exactly what's up? With these guys, we have a very full year coming up. Stay tuned, my friends,