บทถอดความฉบับเต็มของ Professions that are most likely to be cheaters

drinky poos. Yeah. Yeah, all my mates in sales, big on the drinky poos. 00:02:24 Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say huge cheaters. 00:02:26 Speaker 1: And massive adulterers. 00:02:30 Speaker 2: Next on the list, according to this private investigator, these five professions more likely to cheat. Flight attendants. 00:02:37 Speaker 3: Yes. 00:02:37 Speaker 2: They're travelling a lot. 00:02:38 Speaker 3: Yes. 00:02:38 Speaker 2: They're in different countries. 00:02:40 Speaker 1: And I would say flight crews. 00:02:42 Speaker 2: Because across the board. 00:02:44 Speaker 1: Why are pilots getting off scot-free? Yeah. 00:02:47 Speaker 2: Yeah. Next on the list, which I didn't really see this one coming, but call centre workers. 00:02:55 Speaker 1: What? 00:02:56 Speaker 3: Yeah. 00:02:57 Speaker 1: Call centre workers. 00:02:58 Speaker 2: According to this private investigator. 00:03:01 Speaker 1: What? 00:03:02 Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. 00:03:03 Speaker 2: Apparently. 00:03:04 Speaker 3: How? 00:03:05 Speaker 2: They spend a lot of time together, according to him, in call centres. 00:03:09 Speaker 1: Oh, they cheat with each other. 00:03:11 Speaker 3: Yeah. 00:03:11 Speaker 1: For some reason I was imagining them cheating with the person they're talking to on the phone. No. Okay, so we've sorted out your broadband. And he reckons it's because of- What are you wearing? 00:03:19 Speaker 2: A lot of people work in a call centre. 00:03:22 Speaker 1: Oh, close quarters. Yeah. 00:03:24 Speaker 2: That's what he reckons. And the last one on the list, the five top professions most. 00:03:28 Speaker 3: Likely to check. 00:03:29 Speaker 1: And the worst, according to you. 00:03:30 Speaker 2: No, this is in no particular order. Medical professionals. 00:03:34 Speaker 1: Oh, I've heard about this. I've heard about this. And the reason I've heard. 00:03:39 Speaker 2: High stress. 00:03:39 Speaker 1: High stress. 00:03:40 Speaker 2: Close proximity. 00:03:41 Speaker 1: Yeah. Shared trauma. Yep. Long hours. A lot of time away from their partners. Also, there's often a room to check in. 00:03:49 Speaker 3: Spare rooms. 00:03:50 Speaker 1: Yes, there's often a bed to nap. That have beds in there. Or I've watched a lot of Shortland Street. There's a lot of rumpy-pumpy that goes on in the medicine room. 00:03:57 Speaker 2: And that is a documentary, that show. 00:03:59 Speaker 1: There's beds everywhere in a hospital. 00:04:01 Speaker 3: Yep. 00:04:01 Speaker 2: It's hard to like. 00:04:02 Speaker 1: It's hard to think about anything else. 00:04:04 Speaker 2: It's hard to get away from beds in a hospital. But yeah, according to him. 00:04:08 Speaker 1: Also, some of those scrubs. It's sexy. Quite revealing. Right, okay. 00:04:14 Speaker 2: Which one do you reckon out of those five? So we had IT department, sales reps, flight attendants, call centre workers and medical professionals. 00:04:24 Speaker 1: Which one do you think is the worst? It's out of the sales

reps and the flight crews for me. 00:04:29 Speaker 2: And they're just sexy professions, eh? 00:04:32 Speaker 1: It's also a lot of time away from home. I know not all sales reps are travelling sales reps. 00:04:37 Speaker 3: Yeah. 00:04:38 Speaker 1: But in my mind, there's a lot of conferences. 00:04:40 Speaker 2: A lot of conferences. Overseas conferences. 00:04:43 Speaker 1: Yeah, in my mind. Yeah. 00:04:46 Speaker 2: And flight attendants, I feel like a lot of them, you know, when you're in a different country, new set of rules. I'm joking. 00:04:55 Speaker 1: True, yeah. It's not cheating in a different area code is what Bree's saying. 00:04:58 Speaker 3: Yeah. 00:04:59 Speaker 1: Someone's texted in and said, I thought it would be cops for sure. Really? That sounds to me like someone who's been cheated on by a police officer. 00:05:08 Speaker 2: Someone else. How did police officers not make the list? 00:05:10 Speaker 1: That, to me, sounds like another person who was in a relationship with a police officer and got cheated on. And that's why we need to open the phones, Bree. We do. That's why we need to open the phones and extend the list. 00:05:22 Speaker 2: We need to create our own list. So if you've ever been cheated on, all you have to do is call up and you need to tell us the profession of the person that cheated on you. 00:05:33 Speaker 1: If you tell us and it will only take one call, that profession is going on the list of cheaters. 00:05:38 Speaker 2: No. 00:05:39 Speaker 1: Okay. 00:05:39 Speaker 2: No ifs, ands or buts. We won't ask questions. 00:05:43 Speaker 1: They're on the list. They are on the list. If they cheated on you. On the list. On the list. 00:05:48 Speaker 2: We're not mucking around. 00:05:49 Speaker 1: Once a cheater, always a cheater. 00:05:51 Speaker 2: We are not mucking around here. 00:05:53 Speaker 1: Tell us what job they did. We will let the country know that everyone who does that job is a stinking, rotten cheater. 00:06:05 Speaker 2: Oh, you better watch out, cheaters. Because we are putting together a cheat sheet, so to speak. 00:06:12 Speaker 1: I like it. 00:06:13 Speaker 2: Where we're asking... What was the profession of the person that cheated on you? And we're just going to put together a list of cheaters. 00:06:21 Speaker 1: One cheater, the whole profession goes on the list. Unfortunately, that's how it works. The PI said that call center workers, IT, salespeople, flight attendants. 00:06:33 Speaker 2: And medical professionals. 00:06:35 Speaker 1: Top five cheating professions. 00:06:36 Speaker 2: Yep. So we're now adding them to the list. 00:06:38 Speaker 1: Adam, put them on the list. MT is here. Hi, MT. 00:06:41 Speaker 3: Hi, MT. Hi, how are you? 00:06:43 Speaker 1: We're good. 00:06:44 Speaker 2: Good. What is the profession we are adding to this list? He was a mobile mechanic. 00:06:49 Speaker 1: Add him to the list. Put him on the goddamn list. 00:06:52 Speaker 2: So untrustworthy, those mobile mechanics. 00:06:56 Speaker 1: What are they doing in those vans? 00:06:58 Speaker 2: We don't know. 00:06:58 Speaker 3: Servicing more than bikes. 00:07:00 Speaker 1: Servicing more than bikes. 00:07:01 Speaker 2: Yeah. 00:07:02 Speaker 1: Putting their tools to work. 00:07:03 Speaker 2: Not just changing the oil, so to speak. 00:07:07 Speaker 1: Not just lubing the chain. 00:07:08 Speaker 2: Doing a full head gasket. Am I right, MT? 00:07:11 Speaker 3: Something like that. 00:07:13 Speaker 1: Thanks, MT. Mobile mechanics are on the list. You're on the list. Anonymous number one is here. Hi, anonymous number one. 00:07:20 Speaker 2: Hi, anonymous number one. 00:07:21 Speaker 1: Hiya. 00:07:22 Speaker 3: How you doing? 00:07:22 Speaker 1: We're good. What profession did the person who cheated on you hold? IT. 00:07:29 Speaker 3: IT. 00:07:29 Speaker 1: They're already on the list. Put them on the list again. 00:07:32 Speaker 2: They're going on twice. pat trust him. 00:07:36 Speaker 1: I was surprised were you surprised to be cheated on by an it professional anonymous. 00:07:42 Speaker 3: I to be honest the the funny thing is is that i knew about her but she didn't know about me i actually um i got her number because she's big in conservation and stuff like that and uh It was open to the public and I phoned her and I told her. 00:08:01 Speaker 1: They're on the list. They're on the list. I mean, they're already on the list. They're double on the list. Kelly's here. Hi, Kelly. 00:08:07 Speaker 2: Hi, Kelly. 00:08:09 Speaker 3: Hello. 00:08:09 Speaker 2: Go on, Kelly. 00:08:10 Speaker 1: The list is growing. 00:08:11 Speaker 2: It is growing. 00:08:12 Speaker 1: Who else goes on there? 00:08:13 Speaker 2: Dairy farmer. Dairy farmer's on the list. 00:08:16 Speaker 1: Dairy farmer's the backbone of the country. 00:08:18 Speaker 2: They can't stay away from the damn titties, those dairy farmers. 00:08:22 Speaker 1: They're on the list. When do they have time? That's what I want to know. When? They get up so early. They get up so early. They work all day. They work all day. 00:08:31 Speaker 2: Are they? 00:08:33 Speaker 1: Are they working all day? Well, that's a good point, Kelly. Well, that's what they tell you, Kelly. 00:08:38 Speaker 2: That's the lies they were telling Kelly. 00:08:40 Speaker 1: All right. Thank you, dairy farmers. We've got one example of a dairy farmer cheating. The entire profession goes on the list. 00:08:48 Speaker 2: Anonymous number two. Hello. Hello. Who's going on the list? 00:08:53 Speaker 3: Professional cricketer, and you can add it twice. 00:08:56 Speaker 1: Professional cricketer? 00:08:58 Speaker 3: What? 00:09:00 Speaker 1: On the list. 00:09:01 Speaker 3: I don't know whether my type is cheaters or cricketers. 00:09:05 Speaker 1: I think you've got a. 00:09:06 Speaker 2: Pretty specific type. 00:09:07 Speaker 1: Please, we don't want to get sued here, Anonymous. 00:09:09 Speaker 2: No, I want to get

sued. 00:09:10 Speaker 1: No, no, we don't want to get sued. No, no, we're not getting sued. But I'm just checking. This is two separate professional cricketers who both cheated on you, Anonymous. 00:09:21 Speaker 3: Yes. 00:09:21 Speaker 2: Is this– can I just ask, is it recently? 00:09:24 Speaker 3: No. 00:09:26 Speaker 1: Okay. 00:09:27 Speaker 3: But recent enough. 00:09:28 Speaker 1: So are we putting retired professional cricketers on the chain list? 00:09:32 Speaker 2: Are they also on the list? 00:09:36 Speaker 1: No. 00:09:36 Speaker 3: No? 00:09:37 Speaker 1: Just– okay, all right. Just current– okay, that's enough. For safety reasons, we're ending this call. Thank you, Anonymous. Bree? Bree? 00:09:46 Speaker 2: Mate, I feel like– I need to know. 00:09:49 Speaker 1: The text machine. Another vote for professional cricketer, please. 00:09:53 Speaker 3: What? Who? 00:09:54 Speaker 1: Triple on the list. I'm going to. 00:09:56 Speaker 2: It's probably. 00:09:57 Speaker 1: We're creating the list of professions most likely to cheat. We only need one nomination for the entire profession to go on the list. And we have a text asking to add dirty asphalters. Asphalt, not the only thing getting laid. They're on. 00:10:14 Speaker 2: Someone said hospitality workers. They're on the list. 00:10:19 Speaker 1: Dirty, cheating horse workers. What did you say? Horse workers. 00:10:24 Speaker 2: Pardon you. Horse. Someone said physios. Add them to the list. 00:10:30 Speaker 1: Physios. Well, I mean, very intimate profession, isn't it? 00:10:34 Speaker 3: Yeah. 00:10:34 Speaker 1: Very. Got to get in those nooks and crannies. 00:10:36 Speaker 2: Someone just text through and they said mechanic dickhead. 00:10:41 Speaker 3: Yeah. 00:10:42 Speaker 1: Mobile or otherwise. 00:10:44 Speaker 2: A lot of people texting through radio presenters. 00:10:47 Speaker 3: Yeah. 00:10:48 Speaker 1: You know what? They're on the list. 00:10:50 Speaker 2: Add them to the bloody list. 00:10:51 Speaker 1: New Zealand Army soldier. Are we putting the entire New Zealand Defence Force on the list of cheaters? 00:10:57 Speaker 2: It seems like we are. Someone else said AMBOs for sure. 00:11:02 Speaker 1: Ambulance drivers. 00:11:03 Speaker 2: Ambulance drivers. 00:11:04 Speaker 1: The wonderful ambulance drivers. 00:11:06 Speaker 2: Paramedics. 00:11:07 Speaker 3: Paramedics. 00:11:08 Speaker 1: Again, I have seen Shortland Street and I will never forget the day that Rangi and Donna got caught doing it in the back of the ambulance. 00:11:15 Speaker 3: I get it. 00:11:15 Speaker 2: All paramedics are hot. It's like police. It's like they go hand in hand. They're all just hot across the board. 00:11:22 Speaker 1: What profession is most likely to cheat? Someone's texted and said, put casino table game dealers on your list. They're on the list. They do have that sexy little waistcoat that they wear, you know, and it's colorful on the front, black on the back. 00:11:37 Speaker 2: It's quite a sexy profession. 00:11:39 Speaker 1: And they're so good with their hands. They just, you know. Yeah. 00:11:41 Speaker 2: Caught up in the moment. Yeah. 00:11:44 Speaker 1: Professions that go on our list of cheaters. Everybody in this profession is a cheater because one of them cheated. Night shift maintenance workers on the underground train. 00:11:53 Speaker 2: Put them on the list. 00:11:55 Speaker 1: The train's only been open for four weeks. 00:11:57 Speaker 2: That's all. They don't need that long. It only takes a moment to cheat. Someone else said professional basketball players are cheaters. Put them on the list. 00:12:07 Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, Lamar Odom. 00:12:09 Speaker 2: Someone else said another vote for a professional cricketer. God, cricket is just being dragged through the mud here. 00:12:16 Speaker 1: Seafarers. My brother cheated on my sister-in-law three times. Put seafarers on the list. Put them on the list. Anybody on a boat, you're on the list. 00:12:27 Speaker 2: Yeah, just cover the whole lot. Someone said travel agents. Put them on the list. 00:12:31 Speaker 1: Travel agents. 00:12:33 Speaker 2: FIFO workers, please, on behalf of my sister. They're added to the list. 00:12:38 Speaker 1: Bar manager. Truck driver, 1000%. Police officer, police officer, radio presenter, police officer. 00:12:49 Speaker 2: I feel like radio presenter has had the most votes. 00:12:52 Speaker 1: McDonald's worker. Two different women cheated on me. Whoa. McDonald's. Female McDonald's workers. On the list. 00:13:01 Speaker 2: Not the males, though, just the females. 00:13:04 Speaker 1: It's a double standard. All right, thanks, guys. I feel like that's a helpful and reliable list of the professions that are most likely to cheat on you. 00:13:12 Speaker 2: I'm still thinking about who those professional cricketers could have. 00:13:17 Speaker 3: Been. 00:13:17 Speaker 2: Can we get her back on the phone? Just off air. Okay. 00:13:21 Speaker 1: Play ZM's Brianne Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.