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Speaker 1: Hey new one we asked for a new one and we got a new.
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Speaker 2: One you happy now i want a million dollars no.
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Speaker 1: Oh yikes well i took 24 hours for that so give.
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Speaker 3: It time yikes fuck.
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Speaker 2: You welcome everybody.
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Speaker 1: Welcome No, not you.
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Speaker 3: Oh.
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Speaker 2: Why not?
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Speaker 1: Well, you are welcome, but you're already here. Yikes.
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Speaker 3: Why are you guys being so mean today?
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Speaker 2: Where are the snacks? Are we being mean?
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Speaker 3: You're being so mean.
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Speaker 2: Are there chips in this pie? It's bad to Grace. If you can't take the heat.
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Speaker 1: I can't take it. Get out of the kitchen, you dumb fuck.
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Speaker 2: I don't get that.
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Speaker 1: Kidding, kidding, kidding. Speaking of heat in the kitchen, we saw this picture of Gordon Ramsay today, you and I. He did a post for his 60th birthday, shirtless.
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Speaker 3: Oh. Googling.
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Speaker 1: Have you guys seen?
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 1: Have you got a Gordon Ramsay thing?
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 1: You just want to see.
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Speaker 2: I do like how he talks.
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Speaker 1: Brie and I reckon he's on the jibby jabs.
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Speaker 2: Oh, they got Gordon too. He looks frail.
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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Too skinny.
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Speaker 1: Well, he looks both. His core looks ripped.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but he looks quite frail in general.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Weird to be a chef.
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Speaker 2: Oh, his arms are so skinny.
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Speaker 1: Weird to be a chef and be on the drugs that make you not want to eat.
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Speaker 2: Wait, why is his bicep skinnier than his forearms?
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Does he have really short upper arms as well? Sorry to judge the hell out of this man. It looks like the part from shoulder to elbow is really short.
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Speaker 4: It's like I've been watching MKR. Has anyone been watching MKR Australia with Colin and Nanoo?
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 4: And one of the girls that's gone on there, because obviously it's all home cooks and you go to people's houses and they cook your food.
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Speaker 2: One of the girls is pescatarian.
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 2: And so she can't eat any of the food. I'm like, why the fuck are you on this show?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Like, I'm not against people, you know, be pescatarian, but why are you on the show? She'll sit there for a whole meal and all she can eat most of the time is the dessert.
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Speaker 1: I was pescatarian for a bit. What a load of bullshit, honestly.
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Speaker 3: I remember.
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Speaker 1: It's just for people, and I say this as someone who did it,
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it's just for someone, for people who are too scared to be vegetarians.
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Speaker 2: To give me more options.
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Speaker 1: I like the idea and I want to tell people that I'm something.
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Speaker 2: But vegetarian.
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Speaker 1: I want to eat fish. And by fish, I mean sometimes chicken.
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Speaker 2: Are you talking about me?
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Speaker 3: I tried to go vegetarian and it was during lockdown. I'd moved to my partner's house to be with his family, Jack's house. And she brought me like vegetarian stuff. And then I lasted one week as a vegetarian. I went, I can't do this anymore. Yeah. Damn. I know, guys.
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Speaker 1: I reckon a lot of people went through that in lockdown. They're like, well, now's the time. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Now's the time to do it. I was vegetarian for like eight years. And then in lockdown, I was like, life's already sad. I want chicken.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Whoa.
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Speaker 2: Life's already sad. No, that's fair.
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Speaker 1: Our friend Caitlin, who sometimes fills in for Bree, she doesn't eat any animals that have eyelashes. Wait, what's that?
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Speaker 2: What are those? Pigs.
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Speaker 1: Pigs.
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Speaker 2: Cows.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but she'll eat chickens and she'll eat fish because they don't have eyelashes. Donkey.
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Speaker 4: Isn't that just pescetarian?
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Speaker 1: Zebra.
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Speaker 2: Isn't that pescetarian?
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Speaker 1: Giraffe. No, pescetarians only eat fish.
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Speaker 2: Elephant.
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Speaker 3: Chicken and fish.
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Speaker 1: No, it's not chicken and fish. Tiger. It's not. Lion. Okay, stop naming animals. Stop just naming animals while we're trying to have a conversation.
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Speaker 2: These are all animals with eyelashes if people couldn't think of any. Do a couple more. A bear.
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Speaker 1: Yep. Emus, right? Emu.
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Speaker 2: Definitely have eyelashes. See, this is why I think chickens do, but I didn't want to tell her because I didn't want to limit her. I think chickens might. Chickens have eyelashes. Getty pig.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: You'll ruin her life if you prove that chickens have eyelashes.
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Speaker 3: Oh, I don't. they do actually they have tiny little eyelashes no let's go find a chicken okay let's go find a chicken who has a chicken and will do live I'll tackle a chicken no there's no we're good she's good chickens don't have eyelashes.
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Speaker 1: Guys yeah kill them all kill them all see this is the perfect example of why you shouldn't get your information from podcasts you know You know how people share a clip of a bunch of podcasters talking about a topic and they're like, see, I told you vaccines cause autism. We don't know what we're talking about, okay?
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Speaker 3: I know what I'm talking about.
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Speaker 2: I Googled it, okay?
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Speaker 1: I Googled it.
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Speaker 2: I Googled it. I Googled it.
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Speaker 1: Wahiki Island. I Googled it good.
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Speaker 2: I Wahiki Island. I Wahiki Island.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, God. Is there anything important we need to talk about?
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Speaker 3: I need to stop looking at chickens. These are nuts.
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Speaker 1: No, so that's not.
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Speaker 3: Oh.
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Speaker 2: God, we're all in a real immature mood. I blame you guys. That's fair. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: That is fair enough. Oh, no, I had something to say. Oh, yeah. But I feel like this is just too off the rails for it to even be worth bringing up.
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Speaker 2: No, we're ready now.
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Speaker 1: It's a fact that I found today. Did you know that 8 Mile, the movie, is as old as Grease was when 8 Mile came out? Does that buzz you out?
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Speaker 4: The country.
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Speaker 1: No, Grease the movie.
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Speaker 2: Were you being serious, Gordie? Grease, one of the oldest countries to ever exist.
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Speaker 1: When Grease the country came out.
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Speaker 3: This thing is bullshit.
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Speaker 1: 8 Mile is now as old as Grease was when 8 Mile came out.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that is pretty buzzing. I've never seen 8 Mile.
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Speaker 1: I was bored.
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Speaker 2: Because how old's Eminem?
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Speaker 1: I don't know.
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Speaker 2: I want to say he's 54.
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Speaker 3: Eminem is.
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Speaker 2: How buzzy. He's 54.
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Speaker 3: Shut up.
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Speaker 2: Did I just get that right? Eminem in 8 Mile was phenomenal.
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Speaker 3: Amazing.
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Speaker 2: And you know who else was phenomenal in their own bloody movie about their life?
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Speaker 1: Who?
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Speaker 2: 50 Cent.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: So good.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Great movie.
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Speaker 2: Like just a real natural.
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Speaker 1: Who else needs to play themselves in their movie?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Has anyone else done that?
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Speaker 1: You know who I think will get a movie one day? Will Smith.
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Speaker 2: About his life.
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Speaker 1: About his life.
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Speaker 3: About the slap. We call it the slap.
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Speaker 1: If he has a redemption arc. He will. I don't think he will either. I think he's run out of time. You reckon?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I don't reckon he's run out of time.
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Speaker 1: Have you seen him?
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Speaker 3: He's gone a bit weird.
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Speaker 2: Has he?
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Is he on the peptides?
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 2: Everyone else is.
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Speaker 3: Honestly, probably.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that would have been a good movie.
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Speaker 2: There's so many movies of... His that I love.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: So many good movies that he's in.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Him and Independence Day.
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Speaker 3: Oh, so good.
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Speaker 2: It's a classic. I Am Legend.
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Speaker 1: I Am Legend is great.
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Speaker 2: Oh, so good.
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Speaker 1: I didn't mind Hancock.
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Speaker 2: I quite liked Hancock too.
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Speaker 3: I didn't understand Hancock.
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Speaker 2: I watched it too young.
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Speaker 1: Hitch. The superhero one. Yeah, superhero, but he's like a drunken. Yeah, it's like a different.
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Speaker 2: It's like boys before the boys.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Hitch. Such a good romantic comedy.
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Speaker 3: What?
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Speaker 4: What's Hitch?
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Speaker 2: It's like a love.
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Speaker 1: I haven't seen Hitch.
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Speaker 2: Oh, you haven't? You would love that. It's very good.
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Speaker 1: I haven't seen 8 Mile either.
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Speaker 2: Oh, haven't you?
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Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 2: You've seen Hitch, haven't you, Grace?
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 2: Oh, you need to watch it. It's so good.
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Speaker 3: I love 2000s rom-com.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Put it on your list. Eva Mendes.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Kevin James.
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Speaker 2: Kevin James. Kevin James, isn't it?
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Speaker 3: Emma Valetti. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Put it on your list. Fantastic.
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Speaker 1: All right.
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Speaker 3: Cool.
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Speaker 1: That's my fact.
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Speaker 2: Who would play Clint in a documentary about Clint? David Seymour.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. He's not an actor.
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Speaker 2: If Eminem can do it, why can't David?
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Speaker 1: Who's the gay guy from Wicked? James Corden.
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 2: Jonathan Bailey. James Corden would make a good Clint.
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Speaker 1: Jonathan Bailey.
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Speaker 2: James Corden would play Clint.
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Speaker 1: Jonathan Bailey would play a ripping Clint. No.
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Speaker 2: James fucking Corden.
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Speaker 1: He's not even in Wicked. That joke doesn't even work. Fuck you guys.
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 2: We're going to pretend he was. For the purposes of this podcast, James Corden was in Wicked.
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Speaker 3: And he is gay.
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Speaker 1: Not even gay.