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does not Yeah. There are gonna be a couple of extras there. I volunteer. I'll drop out and be one of the extras. But, yes, we have the great Norm Hetzges here with us today. Norm Hetzges. Ledge. The odds on choice to win this thing because I guarantee you he's put more into it already in this day than the rest of us have Combined. Entire year combined. And on his immediate right, our longtime good pal, the great John C. Kathy. Yeah. Legendary. Pleasure to be here with you, gentlemen. Speak up. A pleasure to be here with you, gentlemen. There you go. That's better. Do you have high hopes of winning this today? I do. I have smartest man in the ring. Now are you his, protege or are you a scout? Scout. Why don't I have a scout? Need a scout more than anybody. Why don't I have one? What am I? That's a fair point. Got him. Got him. You? You're the commander. Yeah. You're the commander. That's funny. Oh. The commander. Yes. He's on my right. He is the commander. Dave Moore. Yes. I'm a rookie, so be gentle. I will. I will. And on his right, just to show that we do allow interlopers in here. I was glad you said interlopers. Especially when they have, wowed us with their presence on the podcast so many times already with more to come. He is the noted noted stand up comic, the great Paul Varghese. Yeah. Thank you. I'm ready to take the crown away from Alex. Uh-oh. It fits my head. You you you did have a great season and came in second last year, but You ain't first, you're last. I know. Now on his right, representing the town of the cow, all the way from crazy Fort Worth you read him in the Fort Worth star telegram you see him here on the Ingle angle the great Mac Engel. Thank you very much. And on his right. My scout. Yes. Yet another interloper, another long time friend of the show from way way back in the day. Oak Cliff's Own. Wow. Oak Cliff bros here. Oak Cliff. That's right. That's my hood. Yeah. Get this show. Probably with the Brown Juke in my head. It's a great Gary Joy. Yes. Another hanger on. I'm hanging on to a hanger on. I shudder to think where we would be if we didn't have hangers on in this world. And on his right. Speaking of where we would be without somebody in this thing. Yes. You've heard from him already. He has a way of making his presence felt wherever he goes. From a clubhouse, it is Alex. Yes. Let's go. And here, it's just those great deviled eggs. That's how you're feeling my presence right now. Hall of fame deviled eggs in this joint. Absolutely. Alright. Let's get some out here then. Brother, we will change your religion. Worry. How many times have you have you won at Fantasy Football, Alex? You lose count after about 40. He's so cocky. Suck it. Oh. 40. Well And they've only been doing it for twenty years. So But he also runs 19 leagues a year, so there's an average that that works itself out there. That's true. I do lose more often than I win. Right. 19 leagues is crazy. And on his right, we're expecting such great things from him today. Why? Because he never disappoints. Have you known me for twenty five years or not? Thereabouts. Then why would you say that? Because I know it's true, it's shoopy. Hi. The Groobinator. See now we have to find out why Ashley hates us because there's a camera angle seeing both of our legs just swinging. They are not anywhere near the ground. No they are not. And on his right, a man that can probably be best described as a Felon. Probably. I love Nordstrom Probably. So Person of interest. Probably. Definitely a person of interest. I think of him more as a facilitator. He's a fixer. That's a A man who can make certain things happen at certain times. And if you need a certain thing to happen at a certain time to a certain someone, he's not a bad guy to know. Or if you need a certain someone to disappear. Sound like a mob enforcer. I bet he didn't have any pronouns. It is a great Marquette. Let's go. Let's go. Yay. Sports junkie and hanger honor. He's basically making all my picks. Thank It would be an improvement. It absolutely would be. Alright, Shoopy, why don't you take it from here? There No. You You're just gonna quit? Why are giving up? You got this, Shoopy. We trust you. No. I really don't. No. Don't. You got that. I I know. You are asking him to see through a lot of bodies right Yeah. I can't tell who's down there. Well, we got Jake White with signal fifty one. Let's go. Alright. Yeah. Thanks. And who's that wearing cowboy gear? Oh. I I am what you call a hanger on her. I'm Chris from Denton. Oh. Chris. Chris from Denton. Alright. Alright. You're from D. Don't know how you managed to get it here, but you're here and we're glad to have you. Go with the entourage. Not hanger on. Go with the entourage. It's more upscale. Yeah. But none of us are important to have enough to have entourage. Speak for yourself. Well, Norm is. Oh, Norm is. Yeah. We're all Norm's entourage. Stable of women. I mean, I've been in Norm's entourage since the early eighties. I still am. Led you into a restroom. That's right. He did. Yo. How much was that your first encounter with him? Okay. It got awkwardly quiet after that. It really did. How much how much blow was in that restroom? I'm my god. This conversation just got really weird. Johnny Depp showed up. Hey. You've told the story before on air that one of your first times meeting Norm was in what was it? WFAA building? It was in down at Belo. Yep. Yes. Yeah. I can't believe you told this story on the air. Oh, he absolutely did. What? I've heard this story forever, but I can't believe you told it on the air. Well, we're about to hear it again. I'm say, yeah, come I cannot believe you're surprised that you Yeah. Can't believe Were you telling Shoopy you've heard it? The fact that you don't I go shocked is what I really here. Oh, jeez. We sat on this story for years and never told it on the air. My understanding is that Shoopy was essentially kinda shadowing Norm or something like that one day at Belo. And

Well, I wasn't shadowing him. I was a puppy dog up there. Same thing. And if I could get Norm to talk to me, then I'm I was all in on that. Uh-huh. So And I did. He was doing his show on WFAA AM five seventy that night, and I was a lowly minion at the zoo trying to make my way in this world. I I wait a minute. Oh, come on. Lowly minion at the zoo. Oh, you have no idea. Come on. Can we You have no idea. To the truth here? Okay. I I was a puppy dog. Aw. Was a puppy dog because I would do anything for anybody at any time This or night. Just to be a part of the thing. This is getting kicked out. Whole body changed. Think Were you like an escort or something? Right. Yes. What are we talking about? That's what they wanted. Sure. Oh, I'm not saying anything. I don't wanna be a witness later on. I think there's a word for that in the English language. Oh. What is it? Accessory? For anyone day or night? Oh. Pretty much. Okay. Moving on to introductions. No. We're gonna finish the same story. So Shoopy, what happened from Next week, we will. What? I'll be fine. And down there, look at him in his sunglasses. His sunnies. He is he the only guy here wearing sunglasses? Why, of course, he is. What can I say? Because he's the coolest guy in the room. Oh, you. He is Ziggy. Ziggy. Thank you. Thank you. You. Gary, thirty sports o'clock checking in. Yes, sir. Thank you. Thank you. Go, Pat. Go. Just, you know, I'll put that on there real quick. Very nice. I do. Yeah. Thank you. I do. Excellent. And on his right. The evil genius. Yes. The evil genius. I will not call you a hanger on her. Oh, he's he's believe me. Yeah. He dominates every scene he's in. Yeah. He is the noted attorney. He is my contract guy. Oh. By the way, my one phone call is here too. Was gonna say. Mr. Fitzpatrick? Yes, that's right. There he is. I sound a little bit like a hit man, Mike. Yeah. Well, we have some mobbing forces in the building right now. I really feel I feel very safe. Yeah. I feel safe. A little bit of mystique and intrigue never hurts anybody. Regular John Wick. Oh, alright. Was thinking he was the double. He's done at Harbor in Violent Night. That is the great David Clawston does. Let's go. Clawston works with a pen, not a pencil. And next to him, it's the hammer. Gregor. Wearing two shirts. Yeah. Two shirts. He's already used the other one to troll Ziggy. And next to him, you've heard him on YDC, you've heard him probably anywhere you can hear anybody in the stolen water scene. You hear him mostly on the clubhouse, he is Rob Irvin. Yes. Hello Internet. It is Norm's world and we're all just paying rent. That's right. Okay. That's really it. We got anybody else? Is that everybody? Well, I I think just out of selfishness being on the clubhouse, I wanna shout out Don who's gonna be keeping track of the board. Let's go, Don. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry, Don. I didn't know. I'm sorry, man. I'm used to it. But he'll be keeping track of our picks through this basic PPR draft while we go through 16 rounds. First off, nothing we do is basic. Take that back. You're you're cutting me off before I can get to I was about to say, wait. We could we had the issues last. Not speaking of using a basic PPR, but with some fun wrinkles with first downs, some high risk, high reward defense, and a lot of different things that a lot Ziggy came up with last year. Yeah, let's go. Thousand points for a quarterback is not uncalled for. Well, that's not happening again because everything has been set back, so for that standard 25 yards to a point for passing This is why I booed him. This is why I booed him. Receiving plus the PPR. But I know that we're gonna be kicking off with Norm if we're getting ready to go. Let's go. Alright. Is that what we're getting ready to do here? I think that's our marching orders. Alright. Five, four, three, two, one, and the draft is underway. Whoo. Yeah. Shoopy. Pick number one. On the clock is Norm. Oh. Jamere Gibbs, the running doc from Detroit. Okay. Jamere Gibbs. Very typical. Very typical. We totally know what doc does. Good good pick. Not kidding. You know? Not bad. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Now we have thirty seconds to the noticing. It's okay. Okay. Who's number two? That would be me. Oh, okay. Thirty second. With the second pick in the draft, doo ding doo ding. Bing ball. We are going to your defending Super Bowl champions with Jackson Smith Njigma. Oh, I own. That's right. So glad you got that name right. Jackson Smith. Wide receiver. Oh, there we go. Easy. I like you. Wide receiver was a second. Yeah. Felt like, wow. Yeah. Boy, I can't believe he did that. How was this order determined? Randomly. Very careful. I mean, I had to pay off the Alright. Fraudsterly Who's up next? Ziggy. Oh, it's close as my And with the third pick, we would like to pick Bijan. Actually, Robinson, the running back genie. Running back Atlanta, Bijan Robinson. Oh, my bad. Was supposed say the team. My bad. I forgot. Yeah. Yeah. My bad. My bad. Okay. Oh. Alright. Fourth pick. Hold on. Oh, holding on. Sorry about you. Sorry. Hold on for what? The ref. Oh. Oh. We're waiting on stuff. Alright, Jake. Next up. Jake. Jamar Chase. Chase. Wide receiver Cincinnati. Who's gonna throw him the ball? Jamar Chase. Okay. We'll get to that. I mean, there's a guy named cool Joe Burrow. Right. Well, who's gonna play when he gets hurt? That's a valid point. Right. Yeah. Like, mean, it's still Jabarczyk. Who's on the board here? It would be me, but I am waiting on the call from the ref. Referee. Dawn is keeping his He'll catch up as we have pizza. Alright. And and and I feel like I am gonna have to cut off Mac just for my own entertainment and to give you guys a leg up because I'm gonna go with the power station of CMC running back San Francisco Christian McCaffrey. Ah. Is he hurt? In some Swiss win. Good luck with good luck with the nine games, Joel. Exactly. I'm gonna enjoy those nine games and then pick up somebody else. He he got hurt having lunch today.

Yeah. Who did Alex roll with? Christian McCaffrey. Yes. Alright. Medic. I like this. Already. Would meet five players, and every one of them have injury concerns. Alright. I'm gonna make the first jump then. Alright. Going with the kicker? I'm you talked me out of it. I'm going for George Pickens. Wide receiver for George Pickens. Okay. Lee, man. He George Pickens. Man, I had him on my Yes. It's a jump. Good lord. Secret list. There we George Pickens. That was a homer pick. We understand. George Pickens. Homer. Man, I was gonna pick him up cheap later. Rich. Man. Oh, there he is. Oh, Vickie is still available from last year. No. He's not. I can't. Well, one of his legs is. Oh, one of them. Yeah. It's true. Maybe he's doing cartwheels down the middle of Max. Times Square. Yes. My turn. Alright. A lot of pressure here. I don't like this pick, and we're gonna do it anyways. I'm gonna go with Ashton Giantsi, running back from the Raiders. Oh, Las Vegas. Okay. That's not a bad pick. Nope. Yeah. Not a great pick, but not a bad one. I actually like what some of those signings or Raiders did. This could be a decent year for him, but it's not Vegas. Yeah, it could be. Could be just when things start going wrong for him. Who? Alright. Josh Allen. Oh, quarterback. Josh Allen. Alright. Yeah. That's a big reach. That was a man. Hey. It's the best football player in the league. That's a big reach. One of the best things I've ever heard was if you don't know what you wanna do, you take the people you like to root for. We go. Grego. You, Grego. Puka Nakoa. Oh, wow. Wide receiver. Los Angeles red. Nicely done, Grego. Suspended for seven games. Probably. What do you think? You see other people? Hell on the other ones. That's true. Oh, hell yeah. Alright. Gotcha. Group. Good for me? Alright. Amman Ross Saint Brown. Okay. Which is one of the best names ever. The sun god, but for Detroit. Oh, yeah. It's me again. Alright. You again, groups. I know. Who are you thinking? They're they're commiserating right now. Houston, I can still hear them. Yeah. All the clock. Justin Jefferson? Alright. Justin Jefferson. Wide receiver, Justin Jefferson of Minnesota. I know there's one person who loves that pick. Hell, yeah. I do indeed. He did me very well for a couple of seasons. I I was referring to the Vikings fan behind you, sir. Well, still. Paul the damn Viking? Alright. How we doing, Don? Grego. Grego, you're up. Lamar Jackson, quarterback Baltimore. Quarterback. Lamar Jackson. Are we doing? Everybody's getting quarterback hungry, You sure we not got a thousand points for quarterbacks? No, but this guy Well, we'll know something's wrong if Mike takes another quarterback. Lamar Jackson is a little bit more than a quarterback. That is true. He's a quarterback. Give me CD Lamb. Wide receiver Dallas CD Lamb. Where the hell is he on the list? There he is. Okay. Alright. Okay. Good job, Shoopy. Thank you, Shoopy. Stay well, CD. CD, my name. Am I on the clock here? Keep your grill

in. Jake, Mac. Mac, you're up. Alright. Uh-oh. Let's go with Buffalo running back James Cook the third. Another guy. Not the second. Another guy who's gonna pick up G. We'd have a story there. It's true. Well, you you gotta love the fact that their father's name is James Dalvin Cook, but his brother's name is Dalvin James Cook. Wow. Oh. Now it's on, Alex. Woah. Interesting. Alex? Oh, I see it. I'm just making sure. I am very well aware. I saw it coming. Oh, you could throw the belt aside for those things. Done. Are we ready? Somebody do something with these. Uh-oh. Oh, are there eggs over there? Yes. Oh, god. Oh. Yeah. Get them away from Shoopy. Thank you, Ashley. Man, I didn't are you allergic to eggs? He doesn't like them. No? I'm not allergic to them. I just hate them. Don't eat them. No. Anything egg related, Shoopy will not tolerate. Oh, okay. Well, now we know how to mess with you. Oh, see. I guess your draft picks are gonna get a little more loopier. Ladies. Jay, Paul's on the clock. Oh, I'm on the clock. I will take a Marion Hampton from the chargers, running back. Running back Omarion Hampton. There he is. Alright. Alright. Who are we up? Damn. There's no way to know. Alex, I'm waiting on Don. Alex. Alex. Alright. Okay. Well, I'm gonna be a little ridiculous with this one and go wide receiver AJ Brown out of New England. I can't believe you did that. I hate AJ Brown. I don't know a thing about him. He's a wide receiver. Oh, cool. He's also on New England. Oh. Good for him. I'm proud of him. Good. Jake, turn the clock over. Jake. Jake commiserating with his insider. Yeah. They got an iPad out. They're Oh, yeah. Pushing Oh, they're they're watching game film. Dude, they are. This serious business. They are here to win. I respect it. Unfortunately, they're not, but, hey, they're here to win. They got the Belichick cam going. Nope. Ish just got real. No pressure. Yeah. They're watching footage from last year's drafts. Oh my god. This is the longest thirty seconds ever. Referee. Referee. Damn. It's thirty seconds. Nice. Love the chaos. I love the chaos. Jonathan Taylor. Six. My god. Taylor, Indianapolis. Thousand Tens. Oh, my heart's racing. Man, drama queens. Now what? I'm gonna say. That's it. The game's over. They definitely put them together because of the best beards. Those are some strong beards, dude. Have you seen the picture of, Clawston where he's, like, sitting at a bar and he looks like a dude from, like, the nineteen twenties? No. I have that. I will show you the picture. Okay. It'll be great. Who we got today? Who's up? Don't know. I'm up. I'm up. Give me I mean, Jesus. They got the longest thirty seconds of all time. I can't get ten. Five four Oh, no. Three two Jase Brown, Cincinnati Bengals. Oh. Position. Running back. My bad, referee. My bad. You were yelling at me at ten seconds. Dude. I'm having a panic attack over here. Who'd you pick? Chase Brown, running back. Me finish. Chase Brown, running back Cincinnati. Yeah. My bad. Rob, you're on the clock. I don't know if this will show up on I am on the clock, and I will be choosing from the Philadelphia Eagles one mister Barkley. Yeah. Running back. Alright. Oh, you don't wanna say it? Say what? I'll say it. Saquon Barkley. Quan Barkley. Running. Geno Saquon. Quan. How many stunts did he do on that commercial? All of them. He didn't flip over the he didn't flip over the golf No. I got two redoubles here. So take Devin H. Shane, the runner from Miami. Okay. Okay. Alright. Hey, Chan. Oh, wait. Worth a try. Travis ETN tried to be like, no. It's pronounced h n. Get away from me. Hooked on phonics ain't working. Right there. And I'll take Jaden Daniels, the quarterback from Washington. Nice. Jaden Daniels, quarterback Washington. Interesting pick from you, Norm. Yes. Well, Norm's got a plan. Does he yeah. Does he really? He does. Does he get a little lead? Yeah. He does. Does he really know what he's doing? Rob, you're up. Oh. I'm going to the place where they like to roll the doobies, and I will be excusing Bo Nix quarterback of the Denver broncos. Oh, quarterback. Bo Nix. Wow. Denver. Wow. They want Bo Nix. Okay. Okay. Bo Nix. Interesting. Another yeah. Another quarter. Damn. Damn. This thing. I like this system already. You say it on clock. Alright. We on the clock? Yes, sir. Alright. Give me one second. I it's a lot of reaching going on. You have thirty seconds. It's twenty six now. Do the math. With the this pick. What? Math involved. I'm gonna take We're we're here to figure out where the hell Jaden Daniels came from. Hold on. Alright. So we wanna take Bart Star. Vegas Raiders Uh-oh. Tight end Uh-oh. Brock Bowers. Oh. That is an excellent read out, sir. That kinda pissed me Wow. Oh. Get used to that. Get used to that today. Man. It really does. Cry to sleep in that horrible t shirt. Really pisses you off. I forgot how much I love Grego and Ziggy interacting. It's great. It's it's a treat. Yes. It is. Absolutely. Jake, you're on the clock. Oh, Jake, you're on the clock. Quickly. Hold on. Thirty seconds. Oh, darn. My favorite part is them taking the button away to discuss, like, we can't hear them. I'm breathing on. I'm say that's part of the fun. Yeah. We're not professional here. Oh, we are. You aren't. Fifteen seconds. I know I'm not. Been doing this for twenty five years. Oh, well. There you go. Very unprofessional. Very unprofessional. Alright. We're going Trey McBride tight end, Arizona. Nice. You don't sound happy about it. Well No. That that sounds like somebody It sounded like Mike asked me right before. On it. He's not, but the best tight end in the game. But Well, definitely. Kinda hoping for Bauer. He's definitely Definitely not the not the best tight end. I don't know. That guy was taking Gotta get somebody to get him up. Who's gonna throw to him? Jacoby Brissett? That's what will be taking. Running back. I'm sorry. Kenneth, good pick for you. Good pick for you. Okay? Alright. The third. That's too many

numbers. I'm not too broken up about it, Mark. I'll be honest. The the slugs just fly. I'm sorry. Oh, Field Of Dreams is right now. What? Field Of Dreams? Oh, I'm on the clock. Oh, I'm on the clock. Come on, Paul. Another cowboy. Come on. Another cowboy. Sorry. You know what? Terrence Ferguson. Zeke Elliott. No. This kills me, but I'm taking Devonte Smith. Oh, wide receiver Devonte Smith Philadelphia. He'll be hell for those 10 games. 10. That's all I need. That's all I need to beat Alex. Running back. There he is. That's a fact. I love that the target is on me. I really do. You've earned it. Yeah. Hey. Being obnoxious pays off. Tell me about it. Hold on, man. Are you sure you two aren't on a fucking team? This sounds very team friendly over here. Collusion. 17 on hold. Upset. Well, we we do have those specials called the Short King podcast. That's true. Well, if you don't collude, you're not trying. Yeah. Amen. Lie, cheat, steal. Eddie Guerrero taught me well. Rest in peace. What's that? Paul makes us Ready for Mac? Yeah. No. Facts. Yeah. Yeah. Are we ready? There you go. Reaches are crazy. I'm gonna look think a little bit outside the box. Chicago Bears quarterback Vince Evans. Woah. What the hell? Don't don't write that down. Caleb Williams. I was like, wait. One of pause. There's like two people here who knew that joke. Kate, when are you already paying attention? Caleb Williams. Caleb Williams. You know what? As long as he played, I had to check. He might still be in the league. Yeah. Caleb Williams. Don't rule it out. You know? Played for, like, thirty years. Do what? Do you backing up Ron Mexico? Oh, that's a good one. Joe Fecca's got a ball back there. Ron Mexico. We had fun with that. How much? We had fun. Alright. Got the boss on the clock. Oh, boy. A month or just inject? Give us Tucker Kraft tight end Green Bay. Oh, yeah. Goofy. The actual second best tight end in the league. Remember that. You heard that here first. Man, Robert Kraft's green. Sorry, McBride. No. No. He's just I'm gonna hold you on that one of these. He is. No. Hey. Listen. If he didn't get hurt, he would have better than Brock Bowers last year. He got hurt. That's the only reason he wasn't great. Statistically accurate. Woah. That was statistically accurate. I'm on the clock. You're on the fire. Feel accurate. Oh, I'm gonna butt down hard, swallow, and take Jeremiah Love. Oh, running back. Yeah. Arizona. I think Arizona Did somebody already take him? Nope. Nope. I think I think Arizona's gonna have the most improved team in the league this year. He's late. They were shit, so I hope so. Yeah. Sure. That means they might be board games this year. Right. What? But you wouldn't believe how Jeremiah Love is I just really wanna know who's gonna be their quarterback. Is it gonna be Sloth or is it gonna be Jacoby Brissett? Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Got good skill points. Yeah. Sloth like quarterback. They got running back. They got good tight end, a good wide receiver.

Who is? Grooves is up for the double. Grooves, okay. My bad. Hello. I would like to take Derrick Henry, running back for Baltimore. And then and then Kieran Williams running back. Hold on. Hold on. Okay. Hold your horses. Hold your horses. Am pretty back to back picks, does he? Yes. He does. Yeah. I'm a snake. He's at ten. Here, Henry and Kieran Oh, we're coming back from round. You Terry, Terry? I was not told Matt would be at all. Kyle Williams or Kieran. Next, I'll take Kieran Williams, Los Angeles or Rams. Yeah. Los Angeles Rams running back. It's gonna go great. Hey. You know what? You know what? Will be happy with that. The name. Yeah. You know what's funny, though, is that this is probably the best team you've drafted, and you're not even done yet. I know. Yeah. That's that's actually else making the picks. Yeah. The mob boss. You're right. Don't put a head out. Alright. I'm up. Yes, sir. Brandon Aubrey, kicker. That one. There it is. There we go. There we go. If you ain't kicking from 50 or more, you shouldn't be in the league. Yeah. You know what? If you If you Aubrey, what are we doing? Are we really doing this right now? Taking the players he wants. Hey. You have to have a kicker, and you might as well get the best one if he's on the board. For fuck's sake. Brandon Aubrey, kicker Dallas. He got the best of all time. I mean, you would hope Oh, the silence. Would hope that, you know, that he doesn't kick that many field goals if you're a cowboy fan, but But you know he will. Yeah. You know he will. So if you gotta kick him, I don't think anybody can make him. I don't think it matters if the cowboys are good or not. He's still gonna get his points. I am? Yes, sir. Oh, shit. Right. Right. Go ahead with the Here comes the kicker run. In from the Cowboys. What's his name? Kurt Ferguson. Call me out of here. No. Not taking Ferguson. It's a funny hat. It's a fake hat. Yes. Joe Dupree is out of the question. Okay. He's not available. Oh, can take it. Okay. Alright. You're welcome to drafting. You can take I'm I'm just. He is technically available. I'm just making sure. As long as thirty seconds, refs, where are we at? Alright, Kyler Murray. Oh. Oh. Damn. Kyler Murray. That's not a bad pick. Not awful. Shout out to Mike. It's a horrible pick. A pick somebody makes when they don't know what else to do. He's got weapons around him. What? Kyler So did J. J. McCarthy, he did shit. Yeah, because there's ship from J. McCarthy and Kyle man. You're right. Oh my god. This is good. Alex, this is unfair. This is some bullshit. For those of you keeping track, this is the fourth round I just called it already. That's some bullshit. Mac? What's what's wrong with it? Mac, we're up. Yeah. Chicago bears defense. Oh, snap. I just said you would wanna be the first one to drown. No. No. No. You wouldn't wanna be the person to pick a kicker, but we're past that stage already. So here we are. Bears defense? So that's what he's doing? No. He's not. No. No. No. He's not. I'm sorry. It was a joke. No. I'm gonna take the the wide receiver from New Orleans, Chris Olave. Okay. And Mac, I respect you. Are you drafted in all of saying like to say that, man. Greatly appreciated. Are you drafted in all, Christine? It's not a bad idea. Something. Alright. Paul, you're on the clock. I'm on the clock. I am taking from the Cleveland Browns, Quinshawn Judkins. Running back. Oh. Never heard of Who do you take? Quinshawne. Judkins. Their starter is. K. Okay. Judkins from Cleveland. Judkins. Running back. Yeah. Cleveland's gonna be abysmal, so I don't understand what that is. That's okay. I'm building the all ACL team here. Don't worry about it. Right. Ow. You're out. Wide receiver, New York football giants, Malik Nabors. Nice. Okay. Like I said, the all ACL team. The all ACL team. About time. Yeah. But their their quarterback will introduce the president and be suspended. He will not be suspended for that. They've already said it. Are you sure? Oh, I'm positive. The NFL loves old Donnie. Anybody with money loves them. Yeah. Exactly. Tipa tried to get him in on the Jay, the you're up. Oh, Hello. Sorry. I'm so sorry. Found it. I don't wanna steal Rob's line. Don't worry about it. Let's do it. There is no way I'm getting the first name correctly. McMillan, wide receiver Carolina. All right. McMillan. TET. TET. Well, that's not what's on here. TETEROLA. TETEROLA. Okay, there we go. Were those easy? I was going to take them just because I like the name. There we go. Ziggy, you're you're up. You're up. Ziggy. Ziggy. Twenty five seconds. Ziggy. Hey. Hey. Hey. Sixteen seconds. Hey. Hey. Hey. So first off, you're not gonna rush me. I don't rush me. Twenty seconds. We're we're over here conspiring Now fifteen seconds. I heard you finish faster than this. Come on. Woah. What are we talking about? First off, that is the last time you sit in my closet. Alright? Ziggy is gonna take the starters. We will take Drake London, wide receiver from Atlanta Falcons. And stay out of my closet, Rob. That's Alex, this is Rob. Oh, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad. The whole clubhouse, stay out of my closet. They don't all look alike. I need an adult, Actually, group, group, that. I apologize. I'm on the clock and I hate that he puts ketchup on steaks, but I will take Patrick Mahomes as my backup Uh-oh. White House is only. You already have two quarterbacks. Are we sure There's two teams that did Hold on. Time out. Are we sure there's not a thousand points for this quarterback? There is not. Okay. I just wanna be We we have de ziggied this scoring system. Clearly not because we got three quarterbacks on each team. Question, you're up. I'll take tight end Trey McBride. Okay. He's gone. Must take it last round. Woah, Norman. Come on, Norman. Keep up with it. That's the first one. And then I know Mike's gonna do it as well. Trey McBride's already been taken. By who? Trey McBride was taken by We have a trade alert. We have a trade doing alert. The train is

next to you. Oh, I'm sorry. It's alright. It's okay, Norm. Ten seconds. That was Oh, That's okay. I can pass to myself here. They pass. I love Norm. I'll take the wide receiver Nico Collins from Houston. Oh. Nice. Okay. Then does Norm get another pick? And Yes. Okay. And then I'll take the wide receiver Emeka Egbuka from Yeah. Emeka Egbuka wide receiver from Damn. That's a good pick. That's why he doesn't come to laugh when he covers the draft. Yeah. I remember that. Mhmm. Okay. Rock, we're back on. Alright. I am on the clock. Apparently, Willie Beamon is off the board. Yes. But when your running back gets paid, it opens up your tight end, if you know what I mean. And I think you do. Give me Tyler Warren for the Indianapolis Colts. Good pick. Seriously, I'm so mad. I can't grow Ziggy. Back of the block. It's majestic. It pisses me off. I get it. It it it's glorious. Ziggy, twenty seconds. Ziggy, twenty seconds. Ziggy, fifteen seconds. Oh, yeah. Math. I just want y'all to know I pressed the mic button and it just went silent and looked at all of you through my sunglasses. I don't care. Have Ziggy, your mic is falling. Is my Oh, you go. There you go. My bad. So you didn't get to hear my smart ass remark? Fuck. Not very well. No. We didn't hear your peck either. Yeah. I I I think that's better. We're gonna go with Tee Higgins. Mhmm. Wide receiver from Cincinnati. So you don't do a cover. The better option. Oh. Wow. Jake, Jake, back on the clock. Alright, quick pick, quick pick. Drake May, quarterback. Quarterback. Drake May, New England. On. Alright. With my fifth pick, I will be going with Mike Ditka reincarnated Colston Loveland, tight end Chicago. Man, Ditka. Feel like I've drafted Luther Burton or Roman Dunsang in every other league. Might as well get leveling for this one. Totally. I understood all of that. Oh, I didn't think you did. I was just speaking for myself. There is an audience, I hope. Damn right. We hope so too. Look at the ocean, though. Oh, I'm up. I'm taking Matt Stafford. Quarterback, Matt Stafford, Los Angeles Rams. Does anybody know how old Matt Stafford is now? He's 57. 740 I believe. He is. Is he 38? He's 40. I think his grandson just He's a man. He's 40. We we played in the same grade school baseball team. I love you, Norman. Ladies and gentlemen, Norman Hayskiss. That's why he's a Hall of Fame related. Yeah. That's a mic drop. Wet can confirm. That's a t shirt. I'm gonna go with Atlanta tight end Kyle Pitts senior. Oh, he's been picked. Very nice. Okay. I'll what you're doing. Hey. Would you hold on. Somebody somebody drafted Drake May. Correct? Yes. Yeah. Was right before That was right before me. It was them. Okay. Alright. You're sitting next to them. I'm not listening to them. Okay? My turn? Okay. Let's see. Stafford was I don't know who got Stafford. I just picked. Yeah. Okay. I'm gonna bite down. Oh, boy. Swallow hard. Woah. Woah. Woah. And because I used to fear and love this guy so much, he's probably had it, but I'm gonna take him anyway. The great Mike Evans. Oh, wide receiver zip for Cisco. He's hurt as well. He played I know. It's a power station. Played on the same team with the electromagnetic station. Played with that myself. 35. Watch out. Hey. Didn't he catch a touchdown pass from Vinny touched the birdie? Might have. You don't. Hey, Grego. Grego. Give me the defense of Denver. Woah. Denver Broncos. They may not they may not give up a touchdown all year long. First kicker and first defense. Hey, Corbin. I believe in taking care of Yeah. You gotta be a balance. You gotta balance the team. Alright. Groups. Alright. We're picking now. Yep. Let's do it. For the double dip. Groups is up. Alright. We pick Jalen Hurts, quarterback, Philadelphia. Quarterback, Jalen Hurts. I know. Omega Hurts. And a wide receiver. All that guy does is win and get criticized for it. Very true. Who do think? Valid. Very valid. Group trip again. I know. Working on it. Or maybe looking at running back. Get ready to go again. Good to see you. What we're thinking? Appreciate you coming out, Wayne. Garrett Wilson, New York Giants wide receiver. Jets. New York Jets. Close enough. He plays in New Jersey. Same toilet bowl. Same toilet bowl. Yeah. We're just gonna play week six. Wow. I got We regret nothing. Sixth round. You're at Wilson's. Oh, yeah. Greg was a good pick. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Long as all the players are off. Man, he is gonna slide. Man, it's the longest thirty seconds ever. Who's is it me? Greg, you're up. Oh, Zay Flowers. Oh, okay. Wide receiver. Baltimore. Zay Flowers. Another good pick. I don't like getting quarterbacks and wide receivers from the same team. Really? Yeah. I I don't I just don't like that. I I I tend to go out of my way to do that. I know. A lot of people do. Yeah. That's why I lose. You got a philosophy. You gotta stick with it. You know what I mean? It's worked for me. We haven't won anything, but it's worked for me. It's consistent. Haven't won anything, but look at all the fun we've had. Yeah. Isn't it fun to be able to laugh a little bit? Absolutely. Look at all the Does anyone remember laughter? Reiner. Shoopy. I will take again. Uh-oh. Cannibal Lark more than anything else, but Marvin Harrison Junior. Why Oh. Did we see Mister mister Trump Harrison? You probably have better luck with his daddy. What? Oh. Well, it might click his daddy? You probably have better luck. His daddy's probably better than him right now. That's a fact. More money with those car washes. Yo. Or criminality, one of the two. Yeah. It's a living. There was a flight. Jesus. He's not even on the board. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, Mac. I'm currently in prayer. But to who and what denomination? I don't wanna take this guy, but I'm gonna do it anyways. That's crazy. This goes against my religion. I'm gonna take Kansas City wide receiver Rashee Rice. Oh my god. Boy. Knew somebody had do Somebody had to do Everybody's gotta give somebody a chance. Believe second chances. Think he's turned

he's turned to to pay. I Greg, I'm a little irritated about it. He said he's misunderstood. You know what I mean? Nobody understands him. That was my next pick. Yep. I promise. Was it really? I'm into second chances. In the NASCAR draft, he goes number one. Paul, you're up. Paul, you're up. Hey. I'm taking Jadarian Price, running back, Seattle. Oh. Who? Rookie running back from Seattle. Jadarion Price. Like that pick. Who the hell is that? Like that pick. Man. Very good value pick. They're gonna abuse him in Seattle. Yep. What's his name? Price. Price. I don't even see him on the list. He's Kenneth Barry's replacement. He's Well, Kenneth Walker's say Flowers. Kenneth Walker's president. Sorry. Kenneth Price. What am I saying? Kenneth Alright. Ready, Don? Yeah. Officer up. I think our new annual tradition, me taking Josh Jacobs running back Green Bay in front of Ziggy. Okay. Less high. That's my bit. Domestic violence. You said ahead. I know. And I'm happy that you I will give credit. I appreciate that. Tucker Craft was more insulting. Running back. Cam Scataboo, New York Giants. Mr. Concussion? Yes. Yes. That's him. Oh, and what I learned today, Rob He can do a backflip. Friend of the him show scataboo. Mike Wright was the one that took the video. Oh, nice. What? Of him doing the backflip at the WWE thing? Awesome. Moron. Not your friend, but Scataboo. It might be both. Don't know your friend well enough to say that, but Scataboo definitely. Definitely Scataboo. Alright. Ziggy, you're up. Yeah. I find this really interesting that people killing their mics and having conversations. Yeah. It's probably not the best thing for a podcast, but No. That's okay. It adds a level of I to it. That is true. I don't think there's any strategy that's really cranking up their speakers because they think it's too low. What are they saying? Alright. With the whatever pick this is. Beer thirty is gonna pick Bucky Irving Oh. From Tampa Bay Buccaneers running back. Okay. Bucky's is boycotted, but we like boy Bucky. Okay. Yeah. They they they helped turn THC to a fat a felony. I like Kenny Gainwell, though. Who? Kenny Ganewell. Yeah. I like Ganewell too, but that's for another conversation. Fair enough. Alright. Rob, you're up. Rob. I am going to go because I have to have a Viking at some point. Tight end, TJ Hockinson. Gross. As y'all can tell, I'm a Packers fan. What's that? I can smell the hatery from here. Skull. He just looks so much like he was meant to be a lion in the Wiz on a bad Who? Hockinson? Yes. Yes. Facts. Sounds like a loogie. I'll I'll take the running back from the Cowboys, Javonte Williams. Good day. Get making the six. Oh, god. Okay. Damn. Yep. Sorry, Shoopy. Yep. And I will take the Nope. The rookie tight end from the jet jet's Kenyan Sadiq. Good pick. I like that Outstanding kid a pick. Who is he? That's when you know you've made a pick because everybody, oh, I like that. I like that. Yeah. Right. Reasoning. Greasing. I feel like he's just a couple seasons off from being just a monster. Monster. Reiner, are there any We trans had a keeper league this week. Hey, Mike. Are there any transgender players available in new crowd? You're asking me? Well, I mean, mean, you're the No. On it. Get off the horse. Oh, Mac. I would take them, but I don't see any. I don't see any either. So I cannot help you on that front. However, if you'd like to take a flyer on somebody. Yeah. Well, give somebody a chance to make a statement. You ready, Don? Rock. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. You're the champs until somebody tells you otherwise. Give me Seattle's defense. Oh. Seattle's defense. Wow. First defense off the board. No. Gregor got second. Gregor's are off to Denver went to Gregor. Yep. Oh, shit. Really? Yeah. Oh, okay. Do your job. Thanks. Thanks for playing the game, Ziggy. The defense. I mean, there's been a lot of reaches. I don't know. I mean Ziggy's getting lazy because he has help now. He's like, you're you marked this off. Yeah. I'll look later. We'll we'll figure it out later. Yeah. For sure. I mean See you. I'm again. I'm up. You're up. I'm up. Yeah. I'm up, baby. You're all the way up. Yeah. Was Ziggy just clucking? Fifteen seconds. What do you think the subtitles say? I don't know my friends are notes. It's just opening silence. Humble's discussion. Creepy music. Sports discussions. Alright. Five. I'm giving I'm giving the Evil Genius all the credit for this because I can't bear to say this, but we are going to take What do mean? Dak Prescott Woah. The quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys, former America's team. I've heard of him. That's my quarterback, man. Good pick. Good pick. Value pick. I heard he was trans. Holy crap. The opinions of Ziggy do not necessarily Reflect. Reflect those of anyone else on the planet. What's even worse is, like, believe it's an attorney sitting next to him. He said I was okay. Oh, okay. He said legally refined. Yeah. It's it's hearsay. It's hearsay. Right. As long as you come out, it's okay. It's not like it's being recorded or anything. Who the fuck said that? Sweet. The funniest guy at the table. Yeah. Alright. Alright. The guy that's paid to be funny. Ass. Alright, Jake. We're going defense. Uh-oh. Texans Good pick. Man, I think that's an amazing pick. Wow. So do I. Sports. Sports. Alright. Alex. Let's keep the ACL trade rolling with Joe Burrows, quarterback in Cincinnati. Oh, really? Yeah. Cigar comes Joe, cool Joe. I think he's gonna have a good year this year. Well, it depends. Despite what old grumpy man over here says. Uh-oh. Grego? He's too hurt, but any guy's hurt. Yeah. He's a China doll. Oh. Mean, you actually pay double for those. Oh my god. If you can keep him healthy, he's good, but you can't. I'm going Jalen Waddle, Denver. Wide receiver. Oh, yay. There we go, Jalen Waddle. Oh, Jalen. For Denver wide receiver. Oh. Oh, yeah. Fuck. Been sitting like this for too long. Yeah. Also arguably the skinniest person here, so you're more prepared for this than we are.

Well, it's not about being skinny, it's just my, you know, I'm stiff. You know, I can't be, I don't wanna be stiff. I'm stiff. What are you saying, next two. Yo! He did finish first. I am, yeah, I'm I'm not used to sitting for long periods of time. Here we go. Give me You're an energetic Washington receiver Terry McLaurin. Scary Terry. In the seventh, that's a good pick. Not facts. Yeah. Keep going down and you find him. Okay. Is anybody gonna tell Mike he hasn't taken a running back yet? Don't worry about that. Okay. I'm just It's okay. He doesn't need one. He's got a strategy. He's got a strategy. He's two quarterback. Bad genius. Who's I have it? No. Like, Terry's quick. The fact that he doesn't know that. Don't focus on it. Shoopy, you're doing great. Yeah. He's just doing a passing offense. Alright. Now I'm taking gambling odds that Mike will finish last place. Sorry, Dave, but he will finish last place. It would be kinda great if he run it. Yeah. Air Reiner offense. Yeah. You watch. The spread offense? Yeah. Hey, yo. This is beginning to remind me of the time that Ryan started a postgame cowboy show and never talked. I remember that. Never answered a question. I think I was on for that one. Me and Joe Letchie in the control room like Never. Has he got a word yet? Greg, you'll like this. Never said word. When I was a Dallas Stars beat writer, was like twenty years ago, and I was the team was terrible, and I went into a morning skate, like, media session one time, and I and I was like, how could I what can I do to make this interesting for myself? And I thought, can I go over there and not talk to anybody in the building? And that it's kinda like Larry Bird playing a game, and he's only shooting with his left hand. So I went over there, and I thought, could I do this? And nobody said anything to me, and I didn't say anything to anybody. And I was kinda proud of myself, and then afterwards, like, yeah. I really didn't do a good job today. Weren't You your best self. Did you write? Was like, no. I no. Well, there was a game that night, but it was more like, can I entertain myself, but I really didn't do much? The funny The A thousand newspaper jobs got cut last year. Yeah. That's right. The funny part about to tell stories like that. Hey, Grooms. The funny part was some some p one caught on to it, they go, hey, Ryans, are you there? Yeah. And he wouldn't answer. He wouldn't answer. He will stick to a bit, and you know that. That's a good one. Okay. Mike, you're still up. It's, like, eighty seven seconds later. Whoops. Okay. Let's see. Uh-oh. Oh, wow. Because you you got another thirty seconds, though. It's the cool jazz. Give us oasis. Okay. We're gonna capitulate It's picture for lovers. And take a running back. David Montgomery. Oh. Oh, Houston. Okay. David Montgomery Who's he's a running back and he's David Montgomery? He's with the Houston Texans. Yeah. David Montgomery. Houston Texans. Alright. Just scoop. Mike heard the term zero RV once,

and now we have this. Now he's got six. Mr. Hammer? Oh, is it is it me? Hell yeah, it is. I'm gonna take Jake Ferguson. Oh god, hold on. Titan from Thunder Island. Character guy. Recently married. Don's catching up. Hardware rebooting. What does Thunder guy mean? It's Grego. Don't try to figure it out. No. I'm not. That's why I asked. I was like, what? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? There was a song Jay Ferguson. Tight end. There was a song back in the seventies, Ziggy called Thunder Island, and a guy named Jay Ferguson sang. Great song. Yacht rock. Oh, ultimate yacht rock. Greggo. Who did Jake Ferguson recently marry? Who who did Jake Ferguson recently marry? Tucker Carlson. Close. Married one of the Cavender twins. Yeah. I was about say, did he marry one of the twins? Yeah. Yes. He did. Were they the Coors Light? Might as well be. Were they the Coors Light twins? No. They were. That was the Miami Carousel. That's the ones Ryan and I got in trouble with. Yo. Ryan's remember Don't be I'm wrong. Ryan's remember when we yeah. No. Not over. Oh, you don't remember that? No. I don't remember. You're not? Got you're not. Right. You're not. I'm wrong. We got a lot. You ain't right. Got a lot of trouble for interviewing the Coors Light twins. Hello. Scrubs. We got two. I would like to take a brace hall running back for the New York Jets. Yeah. And then I'll take Davonte Adams, wide receiver Los Angeles Rams. Who's the Jets as necessary groups? Does that do the Jets have a quarterback? Chad Pennington, I believe. Okay. He came back. It's the head came back. He's got some. He got better. Yeah. He pushed a Benjamin Button arm. Yeah. It already sucks. So now it's getting better. Put in some Richard Todd. Geno Smith is your Jets quarterback. Are you serious? Geno Smith. Seven knows. So the answer is no. They don't have it. They don't. My favorite part is that they traded for Geno Smith to come back. Yes, Good quarterback. Good quarterback. Groups, who'd you take? I took Breeze Hall and Davante Adams. Adams is what? Wide receiver Rams. Yes. I know everything about him. Just don't ask me. He has a Taco Bell in his living room. He does. Oh, that's right. Okay. I know who he is then. Jeez. Anybody that has a Taco Bell in their living room. Supreme. Let's go. Hey. Yeah. You give me a Locos taco. I am all in. I'm your best friend. Tacos. Yeah. Was he taking that? No. What? He is now. Alright, Hammer. I think you're up. Is it me? Yep. Man, does Rico Dowdle have anything left? He just I'm a do you ever have anything at all? I'm a I'm a take him. He did against Dallas. Well, he's reunited with Mike McCarthy in Pittsburgh. That is true. Maybe. So I need another running back. He's as good as anybody else. High character. Not really, but neither am I. So Rico. You got that one done? Here. Here. Rico Dowdle, running back Pittsburgh for Grego. Did he say Rico Daddo? Yes. Did. People travel there. I had change of senior. I always thought he was pretty good. He is. If he could stay healthy Yeah. Long enough. Actually was Is he still with Carolina? He's with Merck. What's Ziggy, welcome to the two thousand and twenty six NFL football draft here on Sunset Lounge. Stop Zollector Ziggy. I'm sorry. I don't sorry. I don't pay attention to the bottom feeders. I deserve that belly chuckle. There's much The right Steelers or the Panthers are all bottom feeders. I don't really give up. By way, the last time we did this draft last year was the Micah trade, right? That's right. It was. Nobody believed it because it happened while we were on the It's like right before we went because all of us were breaking the news. Yes, sir. And Ziggy was so mad because he's like, don't mess with me like that. Yeah. No. Facts. Yes. And then my phone wouldn't stop ringing. So I realized it was The best part is the newspaper guy, Mac. Table. We were just Exactly. I was like, hang it. There's a real journalist here? He real no. The straight's real. No. It's not. We're like, oh, wait. Wait. Let's it. Mike 34 Yeah. We do have a real journalist. Says no. Alright. Mike, who do you got? Oh, let's see. Just a reminder, you do have to play two running backs. Come on, man. Stop giving away. I'm trying to make this I'm trying to level the play trying to make this as funny as possible. Give us Travis Etienne. New Orleans running back. Good pick. No, it's not. Good. It's an excellent pick. It's a horrible spot of value. Clue guy. I need people to have enough to start so I can set him on auto when he stops paying attention. See, this is why we need money on the line. So we need go. Money on the Stop. Stop now. Yep. Just saying. Now. The degenerate is here. I know. I've been here all day. Who? Mac? Me? Mac. I'm going on a tunnel. Okay. You're breaking up. You're on camera. I I I I so many decisions. It's so hard. This is the longest thirty seconds of all time. This is a horse better version too. It's Ivan's just over there calling again. I get the joke. I get it. Where's the chop and scoop version? Give me I want the Rams defense. Oh. Oh, I like that. Okay. Now I'm here. We got some huge shots. We got huge He's a Jeopardy thing for that. He thinks Aaron Donald's gonna come back and save them. I do. He is. He's he's gonna wait till the day before the opening of the set. Till kickoff. I'm here. And he's gonna tell you, but we're not gonna believe it until our friends tweet us. That's what's gonna happen. He's texting me. Yeah. He's lying. I'm take am I next? I think I'm next. Right? Yes. Yes. I'm taking Sam Laporta. Oh. Tight end. Sam Laporta potty from Detroit. Been sitting on that for five rounds. I think Spanish for the porta. For everybody. Oh, good. I need some beer to drown my sorrows of this horrible draft. Oh, no no laughs on that one? Fuck y'all. Sorry. I finished already. Woah. Alright. Sick. Yeah, come on Alex. Alex, let's go. We have lives. We're in mixed company here. Alright, so you pick a number one or two. Five. Two. Alright. In the

interest of Key and Peele, I will take LeDidi McConkie. What? Lad Lad McConkie. Receiver. Wide receiver. McConkie. Yeah. Yeah. It's a yeah. As you know, good pick at the back back end. We're not halfway yet. Good key appeal reference too though for those that don't watch the show. Love that. J. Quellin. Quellin? J. Quellin. Go to O'Shaughnessy's office. Do you mean O'Shaughnessy's? A Ron. You will feel Hey, Aaron. Will feel my wrath. Still the best response was everybody who complained about being named Aaron after that. You're welcome. I made you interested. Thanks. I believe we're on signal 51. Uh-oh. We sat down here wondering how we That's go this is the most you've talked all night. What the is hell? True. I'm just getting warmed up. Alright. Okay. Alright. Bad. I'm just saying. Nobody's been murdered yet. Nobody's got murdered. That's right. You're You're You're right, My bad. We were talking about Patrick Mahomes, how great of a pick that would be. Ten seconds. He's already been chosen. We decided to go with Cameron Dicker, the kicker. The kicker. Dicker, the kicker, the chargers. What a fizzle. I don't know. Well, I mean, it's like there's so much spice coming out of there, and then it just So funny. Just like failed. Sorry. It's like, just Welcome to the ASMR podcast. Yeah. Mike Shea, you're up. Alright, Zig. Honestly, we can't go wrong either one. So I'll let you decide. Yeah. What? Alright. Yeah. Yeah. Listen, we can't go wrong. I will go with we're gonna go with was it the Trey Henderson? Trey Henderson. Treyvon Henderson. Treyvon. Thank you. Henderson Treyvon. New England running back. Treyvon Henderson. Different names. Shut the hell up. You know, and then I love how the screen is like delayed, I was like, what? Did I just say that? Yeah. Like, no. Yeah. I said that two minutes ago. My bad. Next thing you know, you're gonna look up, and it's just gonna be one of the filters Instagram Yeah. On your face. I'll take it. I'll take it. Give me the pirate one. Quickly. We do have breaking news that we are now an hour and fourteen minutes in, and have not mentioned where we are, what we're doing, or how other No. People No. No. Come on. We did in the intro. I was in the intro. I have been asked to remind people that we are at Dudley Sports Grill at what we're doing with our fantasy football draft. You can do yours with all the food that you see on these tables Yes, sir. Are part of one of their fantasy football draft packages. And beer. And beer, and wings, and flatbreads, and Beers. And the best And beer. Deviled eggs you can have. Yeah. And just Oh my god. And then make sure you're ready. Pretzel. Whether you've got four or 14, do your draft here. They got a private room in the back. Yep. Check out all of the website for all of the things and our social media too because we've got packages up for you to check out as well. In the meantime, pick Don't put them that way. Uh-oh. Since somebody already took Cameron Dicker, I want to take somebody whose name is just as funny, The Rams kicker, Harrison Mavis. What? Mavis and butt head. Kicker, Harrison Mavis. Did you take him just because of the name? Yes. I respect it. Well, Of course, he did. I've already got two Seahawks. I didn't go on to go with a third one. That's a lot. So What is the deal with kickers named Harrison in the Stabby. First No. Harrison. Listen. There's two of them. I'm just trying to figure out what ground we're on. That guy. This Well, there were a of there were a number called Martine as well at one point. So we're about to wrap up around around eight going into round nine. We are at the halfway point once Norm makes this final. And my question is we've had three kickers taken off the board already. I'll take the wide receiver from Detroit, Jameson Williams. Okay. Okay. Wide receiver, Jameson Williams, Detroit. Alright. About time. And then I'll take the wide receiver from Indianapolis, Josh Downs. Josh Downs. Who? Josh Downs. Wide receiver from Indianapolis. Okay. Alright. Josh Downs. Wow. Yeah. He is too. Is he on the team? Yes. Oh, there he is. Like, the current team? 44. Is that? Number 44 on I know I don't see him. He's on number 44 on the wide receiver. He's making a short joke. Oh, okay. No. I'm not. I I literally don't see him. You gotta scroll a bit. Oh, there he okay. There you go. There we go. There he is. Value. I am on the clock. What we doing? What happened? Uh-oh. Which clock? The atomic clock, sir. Biological. Let's go. Biological. How are you doing? Let's see here. You're getting pregnant. You better hurry up. I'm gonna go to the Windy City and take Rome O'Dunze wide receiver. That hurts, man. Holy shit. Good player. That hurts. Wow. I've totally heard of him. Got the motor. That hurts. When he has 5,000 receiving yards this year, you will all Good football all acknowledge me. We'll be talking about what a high character guy he is. Likes the game. Coach on the field, Rob. He's a gamer. First one out there every day. Motor runs high. No quitting that guy. I'd let him marry my daughter. His lunch pill to work every day. You think it's great. I got others. What? Yeah. Maybe. Those are that was my second pick because I had to Wide receiver Chicago Rome Odunze. Is that with a z or an s? With a z because he's extreme. Hell, he's extreme. You can't trust people with z's. You can't trust people with z's in their name. Oh, see. You're up. Ziggy, how you doing? Alright. With whatever pick this is. You're ninth. Ninth? Ninth? We were still an eighth. Jesus. Ninth. Alright. Well Oh, crap. How much time I got left? Take So Christian Watson and let's move on. How much time I got left? I'm gonna take a nap while he's taking his pick here. Field of dreams game. Giants up two one. Bottom of ice. Oh, my bad. What did you say? I can't hear you. This this here's a little ziggy. So it's up to ziggy. Christian Watson. Green Bay Packers wide receiver. Okay. Christian Watson. Watson, if you'd ask that. Is he

Jewish? So fine. Don't you agree? Is he Jewish? Is he Jewish? Good pick. That boy good. Terrible. Okay. Believe that you went to school at. Okay. Joe the police thing for what's over there by now? Episode of That's My Wait. Who who pick? Who pick? Who pick? Jake's up. Uh-oh. It's our turn. Jake. Who pick? Who pick it? We're going back up QB. It's our turn. And then Baker Mayfield. Oh, order back. Baker Mayfield. I'm sorry. Can you say that was some enthusiasm? That is enthusiastic. That is is Plans for a contract, so you should be happy to this pick as fuel for his fire. Yes. Captain Paul is did this to him. Yes. Honestly, I was gonna say we should pick him as our backup because he's in a contract here. He's in a contract year. He's pissed. Yeah. Who's up? And I'm excited I take running back at Deandre Swift of Chicago. He's very fast. Alright. He used to be. Very fast. But he's a he's a bear, so fuck the bears. Woah. They're gonna be running the ball a lot. Well, it is deep. No. They're gonna they're gonna be losing, so they're gonna be throwing the ball a lot. Which is better for me because I've got a winner. This is true. And I have got a good day as well. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. I'm cornering the shallow market. Narrow, narrow, narrow. Screw the bears. Woah. Wow, he lightened it up. That's right. I taking I saw that wearing on him. Yeah. I am taking Basil Tutin from the Jacksonville Jaguars. Running back, Basil tootin. Toot? Toot? Who's toot? Your darn toot? Say excuse me. I have been eating a lot of deviled eggs. You have. I'm like low key. I'm a little fearful for this show. Oh, don't worry. Groups is already feeling it. Oh. I'm struggling right now. Is it warm over there? Nobody But it is turning pale somewhere. More pale. He's gone. More pale is good. I was giving you an excuse. I know. I mean, we're swinging our legs. We're in this together. Sweeping our legs. Mac. Max. Max. Hey. Don't yell. Yeah. Let's go with is Byte what the hell is this kid's name? What? Byte. Yeah. Don't think Joe's available. Just thought you did. You took him? I will run for your team. You know, I love how Mac and his his scout are not talking. I haven't seen them have one conversation. He's just crossing names out on the list, and Max is going off a scale off a script, like, fuck it, we're here. He's scouting Alright. For next We can go, Nick. Let's go with Chuba Hubbard Carolina. Oh. Running back. Okay. Here he is. I'm not gonna lie. I literally have a raw bit happen in my head every time somebody like that is trapped. You're welcome. Man, this is crazy. Almost took him, but I didn't know how to say Chuba. It's a mouthful. Try facing, Ravens defense. Oh, Baltimore defense. New Okay. Coach. My god. Jesse Minter. He's the freshman. I don't know if I trust a coach named Jesse. Hey. I I won't trust a quarterback named Gus, Elvis, or Gerbach, so I'm I'm smarter with you. Franco. I'm up. Cornell Tate. Wide receiver. Wide receiver Houston Oilers. Yeah. Fair enough. You know? We are I like that kid a 19 lot. 75. Yeah. We are. Some some of us are. Here we are. Some of us You don't know how much he smoked before this. Some of us are. Car Say, I'm sorry. Who did you say again? Carnell Tate, wide receiver. Tennessee Titans. I like the concept of them playing Tennessee and for the rights to wear the blue. Oh, I love that. Oh, what's thinking? They don't have no they they made they made Houston Houston they sued them to tell them to stop University of Houston to stop wearing their colors Yeah. Because you University of Houston was doing like a throwback kinda Okay. Tribute. Two grooves. Two No. No. Two grooves. Can I? Hello. Double grooves. Hey. Referee is yelling. Y'all better get y'all Double grooves. Referee a plank. Team grooves takes DJ Moore, Buffalo, wide receiver. Damn it. Yeah. Alright. Didn't somebody already take him? No. No. They did just now. DJ Moore, wide receiver Buffalo. Odds for you to finish last place are really strong. Thank you. Wow. We're talking minus 125. You don't know. I bet 150. What are you talking about? Team Grooves also takes Dallas Goddard, Philadelphia tight end. Dallas Goddard. You're coming in at minus 100. Well, then I get to blame Mark Caffey this year at least. Dallas got it. Dallas got Yeah. No. No. No. No. Yeah. I feel like I'll Listen. This is the best Somebody's drafted. Got it. There's no way your name was or anything. Well, yeah. And yeah. Think so. What? I don't know. Okay. Alright. You you missed the first one. You still don't have DJ Moore. DJ Moore. DJ Moore just got taken. Yeah. He did. Buffalo. Alright. Greggo. You're another one. Greggo. Wow. I'm gonna go with McKay. Don't call me Don Lemon. What? Alright. Wide receiver Philadelphia, McKay Lemon. I hate taking rookies, and I've got three of them. Young team. Young Yeah. Hungry. You're really set up for the future. Wait. I'm sorry. Wait. It's good for you. It's good for your calf. Pardon me? Makai Lemon. Makai Lemon. Wide receiver, Philadelphia Eagles. Also on the unable to perform list. He's gonna be there. I'm trying to He's a little banged up, but he's gonna be there. They said he'll be ready for the first game. Yeah. That's what they said. That's what they said. That's the only game he'll be ready for. Shit. I don't know. Oh, boy. Which one are you looking Which one? Yeah. Was gonna say. For Gregor. No. No. Which list? Oh, he's looking at this one. 43. 4 hey. Thank you. I have my back. So one receiver? Yes. I'm on running backs. No wonder. I'm on running backs. That's why I can't see them. Okay. Back on track. Oh, yeah. It's time to put it. Looking up over our fucked eyes. You know, I you know, I didn't even realize it's still there. Is he still there? Yeah. Am I really? Holy shit. Shit. If if I promise not to take him, who is it? Here I have no plan whatsoever. Oh my god. I like how they have him right there, and then we they have he has been yeah. It's so funny. I'll take that. And the thirty seconds

Kaimi Fairbairn of Houston. Kicker. Kaimi Fairbairn. Oh my god. Is that two kickers? You know He you can always only has one. Oh, okay. I was gonna say, you know you can only start one. Yeah. I'm on that. Can I put him in a flex? Actually, Alex, can we put him in a flex? No. Damn it. Hey, bruh. I was trying to Brandon Aubrey, Brandon pick, Aubrey, the you know? He just picked the third fucking round. Mac. Fourth round. Oh, my bad. Quarterback, still Green Bay. There you go. Jordan. Aaron Jordan Love. I love I love that pic, baby. Thank you, which means it sucks. All you need is love. I think he's gonna have an outstanding year. He had an outstanding year last year. Paul, you're up. People are so disrespectful there. They're biased there. Can't see, but is George Kittle still available? He is. Is. He He is not married. Paul, An injured reserve. Is he really? Yep. Well, he's on the bench anyway because Sam LaPorte. His wife is nice. His wife is hot. Nice. I'm not gonna say that on camera, but yeah. That's right. That's Bailey. Sorry. She's really cool. That's your she was really cool offline receiver and or whatever. George Kittle. George Kittle. Kittle. Sorry. George Kittle. Sorry. My bad. My bad. Sidebar. I have to wait on that. She does. Kittle Hey with a Alex. Yep. I am going to take my borough insurance in Justin Herbert out of Los Angeles. The air bear. Los Angeles Chargers quarterback. Yes. Justin Herbert. Engaged. Who gets divorced first? Justin Herbert or Josh Allen? Justin Herbert. Yeah. With a 100. Yeah. No hesitation. No. I think was quick. Josh Allen's about to have a baby. Yeah. Alright. Who cares? That that's prevented Hollywood type divorces? No. We're standing for the kids for another five days. How about Jake. Jake. Oh. From State Farm. Surprisingly. And Jim Harbaugh is gonna allow Herbert to throw about five times a game. I mean, he's a backup. It is better than picking Brandon Aubrey in the third round. Fourth round. Okay. Okay. Fourth round and the best kicker that's ever lived. Ever Okay. Ever lived. Ever lived. You never saw Efron Herrera? Yes. I did. Uwe Von Shaman. Let's go. Guy was a baller. Rich Carlos. Who's nobody? Reggie Roby. I just realized that y'all He put his, like, hunter. Behind y'all. Well, ball. You're thinking about this is going to pop. He was a hunter that wore I was like, oh, shit. That's We're killing it. I played golf with Reggie Rooney. What the fuck is going on over here? Who's up there? We're going Indiana tight end. Butler Warren. He's gone. He's been He was gone a long time ago. Do your job. He's gone, Jake. You have a terrible scout. My god. Jesus. Alright. Well Yelling at me to pick the So they wanna pick Tony Robo and move it right along. But he can't drive to any of the games. He can't even be at the games according to CBS. Oh, Oh, god. Five seconds. We're doing a guy named Harold Fannon junior from Cleveland. Tight end. Harold Fannon junior. That's a good pick. Good player. Alright. Hey, see. There you go. Here we go. Good things. The football guys were looking out for. Good character. I just put a lot of good genes. Oh, we're on the clock. Yeah. We're on the clock. Hold up. Lives in the facility. I'm sure Shadar Can we go back to the ball a lot? First in, last out every day. Lot of upside. I heard he's about to be cut anyway. Like, today? Oh, what? Hold on. I'm sorry. What time do they close? Dudley's Fantastic Sports Grill. We're heading into the second week here at the draft. Dude, I think the Academy Awards are, like, quicker than this. Let's like the baseball draft, I think, at this point. Cubs now up six two bottom of five. Nice. We are going DK Metcalf wide receiver Pittsburgh Steelers. Might be the one team you don't have to tell Don on. Look at this baseball. Oh, really? He's a Pittsburgh Steelers. My bad. 6617 He's a big fan of who? 66175. 66175. Him a ham sandwich, please. Look at that guy. Who's that? Oh, the did you tell my baseball? We're we're focused on football. Forget baseball. I'm never focused. Well, when every pick takes an hour and a half, you got to fill it with something. Well, see, this is why. Yeah, I don't know why it does. I will be selected. Yeah, it just flips out of it. Okay. All right. That's fine. We'll do the list. Just give us a name. It doesn't matter. Tony Pollard, running back Tennessee Titan Oilers. He's still the league. He was still in the league. You answer that. I hope so. He's on the list. Yeah. His last year was amazing. What's wrong with you people? Didn't they play It was an unsexy good year. What? Didn't he play with Quincy Carter? Oh, yeah. Him and him and Q. Quite a tandem. Thought they did. Q. Oh, you're on a Q bet. You're on a nickname basis. Who? You said Q. Everybody called him Q. Everybody did. And he and I are buddies. Thank you. That's that was the joke. Oh, Jesus. Well, it's he and our friends. It's not a my friendship with him is not a joke. Okay. Damn it. It's just the writing about it that is. Yeah. Right. Wow. Thank thank you, Allie, for saving that one. I'll I'll take the Pittsburgh Steeler defense. Oh, Pittsburgh defense. Again, I am impressed. The dude did write the book on the Dallas Cowboys. And then I'll take Jackson Dart, the quarterback from the Chinese. My god. Oh. I wanna take a RF quarterback from Too shaky. Dark dark dark dark dark. Not a healthy pick. There you go. Not even close. Not a healthy pick. Too much raccoon penis. Alright. Going back to the Mile High City, give me wide receiver Cortland Sutton. Good pick. Pride of SMU. That's how you know he had Ds. He's nuts. I like how everything gets super quiet whenever it's Ziggy's pick. Know, dude, turn off the OnlyFans and make a pick. Yeah. Hey, it's Feet Finder. Get it right. There's nothing wrong with Feet Finder. Hey, I have a lot of Hobbit fans. I don't know why. Here's was that the one that got that joke? Are we doing that? Yeah. Probably. Did we did we say there's thirty seconds between picks or five

minutes? Well, I'm sorry. I I you were talking over my pick. I think there are thirty minutes between picks. Buffalo Bills tight end, Dalton Kincaid. Thank No relation to Ruben. Kincaid? Yep. Ruben As Chris Rock once said, the only white boy with a high top fade. Word. No idea. Never. I gotta I gotta Google him. Jake from State Farm, you're up. Okay. Here comes Jake to take Justin Jefferson. No. No. See, I told you we're gonna get three of those this week or this draft. Well, we're at two. Right. Exactly. And it wasn't all Mike. Alright. We're going to As I'm saying. That's great. Running the last one. Jalen Warren. Running back. Jalen Warren. Pittsburgh. Nice pick. We were gonna pick him, but, you know Sounds so defeated. I know. Like, yeah. Just sound enthusiastic for us once. I am very pumped up about these pegs. I'm so afraid. He's like, can you see him overflowing? Yeah. Thought this is enthusiasm. This is what it is? I'll start yelling. You need to come to my fan. Running back. JK Dobbins. Quality. Great author. JK Dobbins. When the JK Dobbins comes bob bob bobbing along. Paul, you're on the clock. Will take Jared Goff. Quarterback Jared Goff. Detroit. He's right behind Stafford like like it was supposed to be. Right? Well, they were traded for each other, so you got an interesting parallel. Yeah. They were connected somehow. I knew that. Who's up? Okay. Your highest rated white boy is Trevor Lawrence Mac. Mack Mack's up. Gonna go with a different white guy. Give me Baltimore tight end, Mark Andrews. I was say, Mark Andrews still there. Yep. Caucasian. From the mountains of Caucasus. Didn't I take him? I thought I took him. No? No. What? I appreciate that we have each other for this. Yeah. No, facts. Yeah. Come on. I'm here. We're here. Did you take him? Mike, what what are you okay? I was thinking about it. Oh. Okay. Well, I I thought maybe I did it. Mean, you're the boss, so shrooms are kicking You can kinda You thought about it. Make these rules have a We trade. First ever fantasy football draft trade. Shoopy. Shoopy. Mister Reiner, you're out. Give me Mark Andrews is in. Ryan Flournoy. Oh, wide receiver, Ryan Flournoy. Dallas. Oh my god. White receiver Dallas. Motherfucker. Hobert. Number 76. Good. Hobert. That's right, man. Hobert. That's right. Hobert. This is our year. Shoopee loves the Cowboys. This year, every year. He doesn't exist. Worry, I'm five on 76. Might as well type that in. Wow. Jesus. What's how do you spell his name? Lournoy. F o o u r n o y. That one right there. Yeah. He's like the sixth string. W I n n e r. I think he's on kick return. A l l p r o. Yeah. To the absolute astonishment of Ziggy, I'm gonna have a reach. Move that mic up, Hammer. Not a not not astonished. Debo Samuel. Oh, what receiver, Debo Samuel. He's not on there. Once McCaffrey gets hurt and Ricky Pearsall gets shot again No. Ricky Pearsall is like he's already out. He's already out. He's already out for the year. I know. Why not? He hadn't been the

same since he's been shot, but then who is? Mean JR. Hammer, have you ever been shot? Yes. When? I heard that. I want you to know I heard that. When I was a teenager, I got Oh shot in the gosh. Yeah. Well, got shot in the chest. Oh. But he's not, that wasn't his injury. But I've been stabbed. Jesus. So, man. When did you a It's a hell of a scouting report. When I was a teenager. Yes. Yeah. Were a fucking bad kid. It wasn't a bad stab, but it was a stab. Are there good stabs? I don't think there's any truth to get as well. On the phone. We have the most ADD draft in history. Congratulations, everybody. I did have a nail file. I'm fully aware that I'm on the clock. I'm aware of I know I'm on the clock. I'm listening to this guy get stabbed. It wasn't really that big a deal. It only took, I think, twelve stitches or something like that. It only took 12 What the heck? Kidding. That's our Oscar music. Wrapping Yes. This shit Around here, we really believe in staying on point. Aaron Jones senior, running back Minnesota. Not so cocky now, are crawling. It's crawling. Gregor, did I hear you got stabbed once when you were a teenager? And Ramondre Stevenson, running back for some team. New England. New England. There we go. The Patriots. Alright. Well, there you go. So, yeah, deal with that. Good coach. Yeah. Ramondre Loves affairs. He doesn't love them. He just I love you, Hammer. Is involved in them. Yeah. Especially right now. Uh-oh. Where is Rossini? Hiding. Probably on her knees somewhere. In hiding. Oh, jeez. Woah. That church asking for forgiveness. I'll bring it, Ziggy. I'll bring it, It's also your pick. Franco, you're up. I'm up. Yeah. Get off your knees. Right. God. I am gonna take. We do not Turn that music off. Don't listen to him. What? Like today? I'm gonna go ahead and take Travis Kelce. Tight end. Travis Kelce. Paying homage to the dad body. You mean Travis Swift. Mister Smith. He's gonna he's gonna finish his career strong. That's a hard word out. I said it on our show too. He did say. He's gonna finish his career strong. This is the last ride. Finish his career strong. This team will be a 30 for 30. Okay. Yeah. For how abysmal they are. Watch them win it all. If they win it all, it's because of collusion with the commission. Because that's never happened. Says the guy with the shades indoors. Wear my sunglasses Is that No. No. You're close. I'm close. Yeah. Because I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can't so I can't see. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what the hell I meant. I don't know songs, I know squares. Greatness of Corey Hart. I'll pick Travis Hunter. Oh, I thought he's gonna surprise He's coming from wide receiver. Man, I can't believe he lasted that long. Wait, He's gonna be a defensive back. No, I'll tell you what he's gonna be. To 150. He's gonna be a bust. Back to 150. Number 61. Back to 150. Travis Hunter, Jacksonville, Jaguars. Wide receiver. Mean, receiver. Thank you. All purpose. Sorry. I mean, if he does well, yeah. Will that happen? Can we give that to him or the defense? It's both. That's collusion. That's your setting. That is my setting. That is my genius. You give it to me either way. I can't wait for him to get a pick six week one and we all just blow up Ziggy. I am gonna fucking blow a gasket if he does. Give me kicker kicker Cam Little. Oh, there it is. Jaguars, he of the 70 yarder. Yes. Best kicker in the league. I'm predicting an 80 yarder If I'm if I'm Which is everyone at the table and no one left. Paul, you're up. Shit. Alright. Oh, the ref is mad. Hey. Paul. I'm gonna throw it. Can I take the Eagles defense? Do whatever you want. Nobody's less paying any attention. Has anybody taken the Eagles defense? No. You have. I have. I'll take that. You haven't, I'll take it. Eagles defense. Yes. Jesus Christ. I don't think he's on the board. We got four left after this. Okay. How many rounds we got left? 10? Four. Four more. Four. Yeah. Yeah. Good god. This is nuts. I hope you all know we're watching someone play hurt right now. Who? Yvonne Zaniga is getting a back heating pad or something. Are those a Running back. Those are a lot of roads, dude. What's the puts Carolina. Okay. Oh. What the hell does he do? Running back. Running back. Alright. Brooks. Is that a tense machine, Ashley? Somebody just get out. Who? Wow. Those things are brutal. But they do help. We got to see that get doordashed into this room. Saw your arrival. It was very cute. Ashley, did you put I'm sitting behind a control board? Look for the lights. Yeah. Yes. Go to the light. Alright. Second guys, we'll right up to you. What? Is it orphan? Who's that? Alright. We Oh my god. It's every time. I know. It's so bad over here. We're all tucked away in the corner. I mean, as you know, we're hidden over here. You would think you'd pay attention then. We are. We focus on our picks over here, Clearly not order. You pick Trey McBride. Yeah. So it was Tyler Ward. Oh, Tyler Ward six rounds later. It was that bad? Sorry. Yes. Sorry. I think it was eight, but it's not that bad. I'm going to my motherland. Woah. Okay. The home Kansas City. Oh. Oh. I have a bad feeling about this. What? Xavier Worthy. Oh, there it is. Wide receiver. Worthy. That was right. Kansas City wide receiver. And now I get to slowly take my pick, the seventeenth pick of the draft. Yes. No. It's true. It's not really cashing. Is the draft over? Are we still in? No. We're just waiting on Ziggy again. There have been three showings of the Odyssey in these on time drafts. And brand new day in intermission. We're going with Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback, Trevor Sunshine Lawrence. There you go. And the crowd goes my Boy, everybody's on fire about that. Exciting pick. I don't need you to be excited about my picks right now. I need you to be excited when I kick your ass. Let me have to do that first. Yikes. Somebody's gonna it. Shut up, Alex. I'm sorry. I hear you over the sound of my belt. Sorry, Mike. Your your your name might be Bi

Week when when I come see you. No. That's already Mac. My no. Mac is not. You ready? He can't be Bi Week this year. He already is Bi Week. You He's Bi Week. Son of a bitch. New England tight end Hunter Henry. Newly paid Hunter Henry. Good football player. Great football players play great football. It's not about the money. Mike is contemplating kicking my ass. Kid plays with integrity. Might make for a good episode. Save it for the content. Yes. We can make a bet, Mike. I fear you too much, Ziggy. No. No. Don't fear me. I'm the little guy in the room. I'll take Giants tight end Isaiah Lively. Isaiah Likely, New York Giants. It's actually low key a good pick. I like it too. I'll take the Washington wide receiver Stefan Diggs. Oh. He's gonna he's gonna implode that locker room when he gets introduced to his mom. Mac is furious right now. We never figured out what the mysterious pink substance was. Oh, we all know what it was. What was the pink substance? We all know what it was. We just can't say on this show. The lawyer said so. The lawyer said we cannot put that out. No. He said we should not. I've never known any drug to be pink. Oh, really? Not yet. No. Oh, wait. You went to Miami in long time. Pepto Bismol? You haven't been to Miami in a while, baby. Don, you ready? Yeah. Go for it. Running back, Kenny Ganuel from Tampa Bay. Nice. He's gone, isn't he? No. He is now. He is now. Alright. Well, who is the winner? Gainwell. Gainwell? Yeah. Kenny Gainwell. Great name for a runner. Very true. Ex exactly. Oh, he was gone, though. Shit. He's with he's Tampa Bay. Yeah. Not Miami, but alright. Alright. See. Pittsburgh. Yeah. Oh, it's us on the clock. Yes. It is. Yeah. Alright. You know? Oh, I guess cheat sheet. Here you go. Right there. Like oh, this fucking thing is perfect. So we we gotta go. He's giving up on the music. Yeah, that's the pick. All right, we're going to go Brian Thomas, wide receiver, Jacksonville Jaguars. Might be Orlando Jaguars in the next few years. They also might be the London Jaguars. Mercy. Yeah. That's also true. Or should it be Fulham Jaguars based on the ownership stake? No. It'll London. It'll be London. They can't do Fulham. Fuck. No. It's the other Fulham football club. Right? Yeah. Signal 51 for their 13. Oh, they're ready. They are prepared. I just asked him. I was like, is it our turn? And he confirmed we're good and we're going to Buffalo. Okay. Wide receiver. Right? Yeah. Wide receiver. Khalil Shakir. Khalil Shakir, wide receiver Buffalo Bills. On your way to the all Muslims. Hey. That one here. All Muslims? That's some dude. Oops. All Muslims. How did what quarterback did you get? That is hold on. Know. Play They have Drake May. It counts as Amish. Oh, he was the backup. Is that a new website? Only Ishmael out there. There was only one Ishmael quarterback. Oh, no. Downs. Are you on me? Was it Downs? Downs, I think, is Muslim. Alex. I'm still trying to figure out how nobody has taken a shot on wide receiver Luther Burton. Definitely wasn't Downs there. That was the one. Chicago. Yeah. He's injured, boss. I I know he's injured, but he's just missed the preseason. He's still there. He's still there. What? I didn't hear it. Luther Burton, wide receiver Chicago. The third. The third. The third. He can't handle numbers. Stop it. Third wide receiver. Know, if your dad You don't wanna take junior? If your dad doesn't play on the team, you don't get to use junior or the third. Why not? Because it's stupid. That's your damn name. No, it's stupid. It's your damn name. When you go by your last name, you don't put junior on it. Yes. You do. Unless your dad is on the team. I wish I could tell when these things were gonna happen. I'm If your dad's on the team, yeah, you need to know who the junior and the senior is. Me? But otherwise, you put Johnson on there, and that's it. Clearly It doesn't matter if he's he's a junior or It's a good way to go through life. Just put my Johnson on it and that's Yeah. Man. Let's go with I you, John. He's a I think he's available. That's insane. Let's go with Bijan. No. I'm just kidding. Uh-oh. Zach Charbonneau, the running back from Seattle. Is he still free? Okay. Zach Charbonneau is injured right now. It's Joe's little brother. How interesting. He's not that bad for a few weeks. Okay. He'll be he'll be he'll be back in time. But that's why agree with you on the senior part, but the junior and the third thing is Don't need it, man. You don't need it. Senior, I understand because the kid's not on the team. If they're if your dad's on the team, you need it. If he doesn't, you don't need the junior. Because mama called him Clay. Ken Griffey Jr. Rob bit. You didn't The name is Junior. Rob bit. Because Ken wasn't on his team and wasn't in the league. He literally played on the same team as What you said. Acura. And then it was valid, and they did it. Okay. And they had senior on it. So then they just kept it the rest of way. So c again, we agree. No. Then senior went away, and junior kept junior on his Wheeler Wheeler Wheeler Wheeler for a minute. Yes, do. I named them all George Ford. Paul, did you make a pick? I thought Paul took Chardonnay. No, I did. Wait, then what did Paul pick? I didn't pick anybody. I'll pick His nose. I'll pick I'll pick a winner. Here we go. Now here we go. Now we're back. We're back. I'll pick, if he's still available, RJ Harvey for the Broncos? Yep. Yep. He's available. Then you can go. Nobody wanted a nice. Oh. Could JK Dobbins drop that? I wanna ask you a question if somebody's available, but if I do, then somebody else will take it. Well, wait till your pick. Your pick, the sharpening. Yes. Well, I don't I don't know that he I think he might have been already taken. I feel like JK Dobbins will be done in, two weeks, and then so Yeah. That's what Where you go, Paul? Yeah. Oh, I picked RJ Harvey. RJ Harvey from Denver. Running back for Denver. Sorry. G. Now we're back. We're back. We're good. Who's on the

clock? Jesus. Mike. Mike's on the clock. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, wait. We got phone. Yeah. Jack Sharber. Yeah. Alright. In the interest of moving this thing along, let's go with Calvin Ridley. Receiver, Calvin Ridley. Oh, I see. Who's she with? A big one. Bet on. That's a And now he's allowed to bet. Right? Yeah. Yeah. She gets to the exact one. Where the hell is it? Oh, holy crap. Number 60. Good pick, Shoopee. Good pick. Thank you, Shuby. I'm a real football guy, you know? I'm fully aware. Football. When people think football, people think Mike Reiner. Likes the game. It's the new tagline for the show. Technically, yes. Calvin Ridley. Steelers? Oh, okay. Oh, crap. No. I don't. Who you got, Grigel? Come on, hammer. Has Trevor Launch been taken? Yes, sir. He has. Damn it. I wasn't paying attention. There's three. So is Jamar Chase. Okay. So that means that I will be going with Kirk Cousins. Oh, crap. You like that? Because Mendoza can't play. He will be a bust. I think I think you're right about that. Bust. He's gonna be a bust. I think you're right. He's gonna be deranged. He's a he's a one year wonder. You wanna bet on that, Welch? He is Tim Tebow. You wanna bet on that, Welch? Great college player. I wanna I'm sorry. I wanna bet on this. Wanna bet on this. I'm not that confident. Okay. Alright. My turn? Sure. It is Alright. Or you I'm not scared. If you want it to be. You got it. Go ahead. Patriots defense. New England Patriots defense. And Detroit Lions defense. And Detroit Diaz. What the fuck? I know. Right? Guys, we're in round four selfish. We're in round 14 defense, Lions defense. We're almost there. 14 of how many? That is Six six piece. So 14 of 27, Ron. So alright. So they picked Day two. Detroit Lions defense and the New England Patriots defense. Yep. Selfish bastards. You're welcome. We're basically at the best sound editing portion of this Hey. We're a we're at bar. We're at the in ceremonies What? Today. Yes. I can talk like this. No. We're at Yaqui Sachs where everything just speaks. Everybody's waiting for the post credit sale right now. Hold on. Was it the Giants or Lions at the time? Oh, Lions. Lions. Oh, put giants. Put giants on there for him. He's over there. Rob, where are we by the way? We are at Dudley Sports Grill. Yes. Dudley. Greatest. Darron Henderson just East of 75 at Dudley's. Right on the south side of the road. And you can talk like this at your draft, so make sure you come to Dudley's and talk crazy at your football draft. You stepped on something there. It's alright. That's right. They like doing this sort of thing here. You do get used to it, Rob. Good job. Lot of TVs. You can watch TCU's run over USC in long conception. Oh. Wide receiver, Casey Conception. Another rookie. He just picked. Casey Concepcion, wide receiver Cleveland. Not sure who's gonna throw it to him, but if they do, he'll catch you and run like a jet. Do we have seven or eight rounds left? We're in the remix. We have 12. What time is day two tomorrow? It starts at 09:00 tonight. Wait. What do mean tomorrow? We're in it now. Right. Mike, I didn't tell you that we're gonna go ahead and do our NBA draft too. Let's do an MLB one. That'd be awesome. I wanna do a WNBA draft. Let's go. Really stretch our knowledge. I got Eustace Cantor in the first round. Let's do it. I'm taking Royce White. Goddamn it. Uh-oh. Is anybody picking, or is it Mike? We're waiting on this. Are we waiting on Mike? Oh, god. Me? Yeah. Sir? I'm shooting. I'll take Ray Davis of Buffalo. Running Texas Rangers owner. The man's 84 years old. Got a little bit of giddy up in his legs. That's not the guy from the kinks? That's Ray Davies. With Dropping Odors? Wasn't that funny, Vaughn? That was for Reiner. Jesus. I made a Ray Davies joke for you. It's you and me. You and I are right here. That's right. That's right. It clicked. We're on this. Nobody else is. Yeah. And we like it that way. They can't get on our level. That's right. Up next, Tom Hick. Gonna have to do that one. Because hey. The the bi week is gonna fuck it up, but shit, they're yeah. Their bi week is right before that. So honestly, it really doesn't fucking matter because we're gonna have to get yeah. We're gonna have be and then we're gonna have to Hey, Ziggy. Yeah. Ziggy. Okay. You ready? They're talking. Is this what the is what the Patriots felt like? Let's go with former wow. Did he go to Arizona State? I think he did. Former Arizona State star football player, Jordan Tyson. Mhmm. That's Tyson with a warrant. Wow. Yes. I've totally heard of him. Because that's how you roll. Right. That's how you get down. Love your I deal. Think he played for I think he played for Dion and then left. Ah. And then took off. Do you think he considered Dion a fraud? Do you? That is a Greek what I really want to know is some of those guys who transfer from Colorado if they feel emboldened to speak up about their time or they're just too afraid and too timid to do it. Oh, look. There's a book coming. Guarantee you. I'm taking the Cleveland defense. Oh, wow. Cleveland Browns. Alright. No. No. No. I take that. Can I They jump? It's locked in. It is done. Done. Hi. Time. I'm the ref. Oh. I just finished typing it in. Can I take the Chargers defense is what I meant? The scene threw me off. I just moved here. I just want you to know. Hate everyone who gets so confused. Fucking much. The chargers in Cleveland? No. Yeah. Los Angeles and Cleveland. They're virtually the same city. Right. We all vacation in Cleveland. Right? We've all done that. Who who do you It does rock. Paul takes the chargers. Paul takes the Chargers. Pick chargers. Alex. Alex. Yeah. The problem is is we have idiots picking out of order, I have to notate what's changing. What happened? Okay. Which time? Fair enough. Shadur Sanders is on the board. Yeah. So hot stop. This is like the real draft. Hey. He's the starting quarterback. Deshaun Watson. I'll I'll take the Deshaun. That might be a good pick. I mean, Aaron

Rodgers fell too. Deshaun. That might be a good pick. Hey, Aaron. Who'd you pick? The guy can play. Who'd who'd you pick? Alright. We'll take Michael Pittman junior, wide receiver Pittsburgh. Wow. Guess his daddy poise on the team. My name is my name. There he is. And you're Who's up? Making? And you're done. I can't believe y'all did that to him. Who? Who? He's dying. Do what? That's what we're doing. I like it. I feel bad about it today. Jake, you didn't then. Tomorrow? We are going Isaiah Pacheco, Detroit. Oh, he's hurt. What position? That dude's Running back. Like, just off for a couple weeks or something. Pacheco. Yeah, but it's got better now. Those linger. I mean, I'll take that back. Good Lord. What number is he? Yeah. He is Let me know when you're ready, ref. There he is. Okay. Jamar, get it. Hey, Zigg, you're up. Minnesota Vikings defense. Nice. I think I just threw up in my mouth. Is that good? Vikings defense. They're not on the They're not even on the thing. They are now. I Okay. It's to me, Don? Yes, sir. Oh, they're not on this. Alright. This I had it, and I lost it. Oh, crap. Ladies? Yeah. Minnesota's defense. They're not on this one. Yeah. It's really weird. ESPN. Yeah. I mean, ESPN. Collusion. I'm gonna wait for Ziggy to take a drink so there's a pause in the action so somebody else can talk. Alvin Kamara. Woah. Running back. Naw lights. Okay. He's still with him? You wanted me to stop talking for that big. That's the that team's gonna run the ball a lot. They don't have a quarterback. Yeah. Exactly. And even the pseudo quarterback they had in the Who's that? That slew guy? Shuck. Shuck. Shuck. It's pronounced or it's spelled shoe, but I'll mispronounce anyway. The field of dreams game still going on. Jack Anderson on the mound. Nice transition. I'll take That's fake corn. I've been there. I it's Iowa. It's not a thorn in Iowa. All corn is fake. I went to that I went to that part. Alright. Norm's up. Hell of a conspiracy. It's a fake corn conspiracy. I did have corn. I like how That's fake corn. Not all of it, but most of it's fake. Monsanto? All corn is Monsanto. Okay? It's made of people. I'm sorry. But just Shiny green. Does Norm have, like, a play sheet? Spoiler alert. Is his seat Norm used to have a big draft board. Oh, I It was like, it was a whole thing. That he would haul it on the airplane with Damn right. With the little black barbecue thing. I thought you crossed up appetizers you ate here. Norman tried to get that Norman tried to get that on the on the plane, and the TSA were convinced he had a machine gun in there. Yeah. A machine gun Just the board. I'll take the Rams runner Blake Coram. The fans. Oh man, I was gonna take the midget. Balaky Karoom. Blake Coram. Running back. Balaky. God, was gonna take that guy. Little midget looking Okay, it's tough. And I will take the Indianapolis wide receiver Alex Pierce. Oh. Alex Pierce, wide receiver. Indianapolis, he's still around? She's right there. Nice. Man up. Oh, we're not quieter than that. Alright. So we know we're closing out Norm with a fifth round. Nope. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Okay. Rock. Washington running back, Rashad White, please. Rashad White. Didn't he just declare for the WNBA? Oh, God. No. It's Royce White. Yeah. There's actually two guys that That's good sports. But No. There's two guys that actually did it. It's was on the news yesterday. Rob, you said running back. Right? That is correct. Rashad White. I see it. I mean Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're not exactly in this sexy space right now. No. Ladies. Hey. We can pick each other. This is where you find the players that put you over the That's right. This is where the research comes into play, children. Why is he on the board? That's kind of a yeah. Let's do that. Let's do that. Is when this you're voting for, like, the Burleson Comptroller? Yeah. Let's let's do that. Whatever sign was by the Golden Express or whatever you remember. It's funny you say it's funny you say Golden because that's who we're going with. Yeah. Matthew Golden. Oh, look at this. Green Bay Packers wide receiver. Oh. Double whammy. He fell all the way down there too. He did. That's wild. He was a first rounder, right, last year? I mean, actual first round. Really? Yes. First round. Yes, sir. First pick. First wide receiver offensive pick that we picked in the first round in like fifteen years. It's like it's like who? It would be Brooks Star Sharp? Yeah. Who would have been back then? Great base. Jake. Maltruski. Did you say Sharp? Yeah. Yeah. Alright. We're going back to You sure you're not a Packers fan, Paul? Defense. I know too much I play too much Tech Bowl, bro. We're going Green Bay. Okay. Defense. Nice. Michael will be back week eight. December? Oh, week eight. Week eight. Okay. Hey, Alex. Go Pat. Go. I will take the Jacksonville Jaguars defense. That's That's good. Gross. That's actually good. And definitely. That's actually good. I hate defenses and kickers. That's why it's my last two every time. You're gonna end up marrying a kicker. She did kick me. Oh, I'm up. Okay. So I will take we have two picks left. Okay. I'm I'm taking tight end from Seattle, AJ Barner. AJ Barner. Oh, baby. Yeah. Let's go with oh, so many choices, and they're all equally Mac knows so much about them. What do you wanna see? Let me go back to that. Let's do that. There you go. Let's go with the Kansas Kansas City defensive defense. With what? Chiefs? Let's go with the Chiefs defense. Yep. Kansas City Chiefs defense. Oh. All the good ones are gone. Who's gonna believe in Christian Parker in this room? Somebody should believe in Christian Parker in this room. Right? Nice. I did. I will take Fernando Mendoza. Nice. Wow. That's Gregos guy. Is that the third quarterback? You never have enough. Nobody believes in the Cowboys defense, guys? I don't. Hey, yeah, I was gonna say, nobody picked all these homer picks and no Cowboys defense. I know. Lot of smart football people. Is it me? I'm gonna

go with Josh Jacobs, a running back from some team in Wisconsin. Josh Jacobs has been gone. That's four. Was he was gone a long time. Is he gone? Oh, hammer. Oh, really? Oh my god. How embarrassing. Go with ask for b Bijan Robinson. See what happens. No. I know he's gone. It was only round six, Greg. You can do the Cowboys defense if you want to. Okay. Give me Tank Bigsby. Woah. Running back. Tank Bigsby. That's a great Eagles. Big tank takes tank. He's pretty good. He's a big guy too. As if they wouldn't know when you took big to pass over. He's a big guy. So to speak. I like big running backs. They do big things. Fair warning. Not lying. Have a kicker. I'm aware. Okay. That's the best. Backs and big quarterbacks and little bitty cornerbacks. Alright. Don is yelling at me. So Jason Myers, kicker, Seattle Seahawks. Yep. I'm making note. Alright. That's okay. We're in the last round, guys. And then Daniel Jones, quarterback, Indy. Yeah. Oh. Good good pick. He is he is he clear for week one? There's no way to know. Yeah. Fuck it. Nobody knows. I'm done. You are finished. See you later. Well, you can Alright. Everybody. Your own drinks. It's a great time. What'd you pick? Last pick for groups was Daniel Jones, quarterback, Indianapolis. And Daniel Jones, a quarterback. Time to have wings. All the way down. We don't screensaver? No. Alright. Last round, guys. Remember last round. Pick what you Pick what you need. My god. God didn't want any part of this round. He does not. It's abysmal. I've never played in the league that you can pick 16 players. Okay. It's fucking amazing. 16? You never done 16 before? No. I got one that's 14. Alright, that's fair. I mean, it's two off. What are you talking? You only start one running back, though. Backs, Two two receivers? It's a flex. We have a pass. Two two flex. Try again. Here we go. Yep. It's not last year's rules. Parker Washington. Why? That would've been my first pick. That would've been my first pick. Changes everything. Gosh. You like that guy? I have no idea who he is, but I have a feeling it's gonna change everything. This is like when you drafted Madden in 2038. They just have to throw a name out there. That's a good picture. I just remember he was a good college player. Don't mess it up. Cooper Cup still out there? Sure. Why not? Cooper Cup is still out there. Alright. Let's go with him. Cooper Cup. Wide receiver Seattle. Wide receiver 84 if you're counting. Tua is still on the board. Looking at my team, I'm pretty sure we could not compete in the SEC. That's valid. Probably could win the you know what? It could win the big 12, though. Yeah. We'd dominate that. And Jefferson And we might not win a game in the SEC. What about six a? Yeah. We'd dominate that. Okay. Oh my god. Is is Jake Bates, kicker from Detroit, still around? Yes. He is. Well, I want him on my football team. Jeez. Does that mean that's your pick? That is my pick, sir. No. That sounds like a coach in the draft room. It really does. It

really does. That that chick that guy's want my football team. That's what I want. Call his mom at Sorry. He's a kicker. Oh, she'll never mind then. Yeah. He does something Yeah. Like Alright. I like his moxie. Mine sounds like a rapper when you guys get to meet. Who? Am I next? Yes. You are. My kicker from Green Bay Packers is Trey Smack. Oh, yeah. Florida Gator, baby. Trey Smack. Watched him in the he played here in Frisco the If he gets line ball. He's he's a kicker from Green Bay. Punner. If he Kicker. He's a kicker. Well, if he gets busted for drugs, we know why. Ironically, it was pot. He's in Green Bay. Can you blame him? I know. Just leads to his feet. Greatest football town in America. Up there, though, they they let that step go up there. Exactly. It blends in with the snow. Alright. Alex, your last one. Yep. I will take a puncher. Chase McLaughlin. Kicker, Tampa Bay. Yeah. I love his group. Special k with banana. Last one. You You had wait till I sat down. That's a strong looking flat flatbread. Oh, it's the with the with the hot honey on it. Oh, that's right. We had that last. Yep. Oh, Thank you. Alright. We're going Jake, your last pick. Tyler Loop, Baltimore. Who? Kicker. Kicker. Loop. Loopy Shoopy. Alright, Zig, who's your kicker? Minnesota, Will Reichard. Reichard. Make it so. Yep. Minnesota Vikings kicker. Rob, your last pick. Mister irrelevant. Houston, tight end Dalton Schultz. The doctor. All right, Norm, bring us home. Come on, Norm. Kansas City kicker Harrison Butker. Oh, MAGA. Norm's MAGA. Keep the woman in the home. Also, mister irrelevant again. Right? Classic political statement norm. So predictable. Yeah. Just so typical of what knew it was coming. Yeah. He picked a spot. He would have drafted him first. We can follow that. That's right. We're done. Now what the hell did we do? We're done? We finished. We wrapped up it. We that was about two hours. I'm impressed every time. Only felt like six. Wait a minute. Tua's still out there. How can we be done? Pick him. Throw him on your roster. See what he does. Yeah. Shoopy. I fear him. No. You don't. Dolphins do. He's do. How are we gonna wrap this up? Rob, where are we? We are at Dudley Sports Grill. Thank you. Remember, there's more than one location too, and the one in Rockwell is doing Lobsterfest. Yeah. Lobster. Week. Five straight nights, different lobsters every lobster versions every night. What kind of lobsters are there? All kinds. There's blue. There's red. Rock. Yeah. Rock lobster. There's the ones that are pronounced lobster. Red. Yep. There's king, hopster lobster. And you say they're doing different ones every night. For five nights Sebastian. Music. Also a crab. So they don't have one come back, you know, the next night after he's If it sells well, right. Been consumed. All I know is I heard the words lobster, mac and cheese, you have meat. Yep. That's all I need to know. Let's do it. Maybe a lobster Thermador just because I wanted to use that word in a sentence. Oh. But, yeah, that's the one in rock Ball, but we're actually at the one is this considered uptown? Yes. Yes, apparently. I used to live downtown. This is uptown? Paul Paul's looking at me. He's like, I got it. Thanks. Knox Henderson. Yeah. Yeah. This is groovy Knox Henderson. Groovy. Oh. Oh, he said he thought he said groovy. You wish. Oh. But, yeah, Doug. Anyway Well, your fantasy football draft's here because if you wanna have fun, this is the place to do it. Guarantee they got It is. They got some good vittles here. I'll tell you that. You are not wrong, sir. Wow. They just dropped the garlic parmesan wings in front of us. They're very amazing. It is one cool place. One groovy place. And if you haven't checked it out yet, that's on you. Yeah. The anus is on you. Yes, the anus is on you, so get down here. Do it. The anus canter is on you. Leave him out of this. Leave the Turks alone. Get the WNBA out of this. Remember we have a famous cam? Sorry. We do. Okay. Yeah. It's raw. Had to ask. Is only cams job. Dot Hey. Big shout out to Yvonne and Ashley. Yes. MVPs. I believe we had about 16 mics, 16 cameras. And the chaos that comes with almost So much chaos. The fact that Ashley was able to switch this show and make it look like it was somewhat Amateur? Coherent. Oh. Well I think you're doing that's your show, Mac. True. I'm very, very proud of both of them. I'm happy to know them. I hope I stay on their good side Happy to know one of them kills me. Okay. Because one of them will. Yes. If they don't kill me first, which could happen. It could happen. It could happen. Yvonne is the majority. And he lets us know that every single day. He will run over you. Yes, he will. Alright, that is it. Fantasy Football is on. Here we go. Thank you, Douglas. Thank you, Yvonne. Thank you, Ashley. Thank all of you for checking us out. 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