บทถอดความฉบับเต็มของ No Thank You

Put yourself in my position. 00:03:57.199 --> 00:03:58.000 It's it's Saturday. 00:03:59.360 --> 00:04:02.000 Everyone close your eyes and think about where you were on Saturday. 00:04:02.319 --> 00:04:03.199 I was getting robbed. 00:04:03.360 --> 00:04:04.000 Where was it? 00:04:04.080 --> 00:04:09.280 So I went to the gym because everyone's like, whoa, he's on a fitness journey, he never looks better. 00:04:09.439 --> 00:04:10.479 Um, thank you to my coach. 00:04:10.560 --> 00:04:11.439 So I'm I go to the gym. 00:04:12.800 --> 00:04:13.439 Chris Evans. 00:04:15.120 --> 00:04:16.240 Thank you so much for your audience. 00:04:17.040 --> 00:04:18.319 He's gonna be in Doomsday. 00:04:18.399 --> 00:04:19.839 I watched the trailer weirdly. 00:04:20.079 --> 00:04:21.439 No, that's a different Chris Evans. 00:04:21.519 --> 00:04:22.319 That's the actor Chris Evans. 00:04:22.639 --> 00:04:23.199 I think there's only one. 00:04:25.680 --> 00:04:31.199 Um so I go to the gym, and the night before I had a lot of wine, so I was like a little hungover, which means I was like, I'm a little like spaced. 00:04:31.439 --> 00:04:32.639 Did we go out on Friday night? 00:04:32.800 --> 00:04:34.079 No, I sat at home and drank wine. 00:04:34.240 --> 00:04:35.680 What did I do on Friday night? 00:04:35.839 --> 00:04:37.839 Um spotted in someone's mouth. 00:04:38.240 --> 00:04:40.879 Okay, that literally was a month ago at this point. 00:04:41.120 --> 00:04:43.120 Um, but anyways, I like had some wine. 00:04:43.199 --> 00:04:47.439 I was just like feeling a little hungover from it, and I was like, I'm gonna go to the gym, I'm gonna sweat it out. 00:04:47.519 --> 00:04:48.319 You know what I mean? 00:04:48.800 --> 00:04:54.079 So I go to the gym, I sweat it out, and in the gym, I do what? 00:04:54.319 --> 00:04:56.720 Listen to podcasts because I'm so original. 00:04:56.959 --> 00:05:00.000 Kind of like you guys are doing right now if you're at the gym listening to us. 00:05:00.079 --> 00:05:00.800 Yeah, totally. 00:05:01.040 --> 00:05:03.439 Because you know, a lot of our audience likes to listen to us at the gym. 00:05:03.680 --> 00:05:05.680 Yeah, a big section of our audience. 00:05:06.079 --> 00:05:06.959 Queer listeners. 00:05:07.199 --> 00:05:09.519 Who listen at the gym at the gym, yeah. 00:05:09.759 --> 00:05:10.720 That's like our main thing. 00:05:11.759 --> 00:05:12.480 Yeah, and they're queer. 00:05:12.639 --> 00:05:13.439 They're both queer. 00:05:13.680 --> 00:05:15.439 I listen to our podcast at the gym. 00:05:18.480 --> 00:05:19.040 Would you care about it? 00:05:19.199 --> 00:05:20.560 I count myself a queer. 00:05:21.040 --> 00:05:24.000 We get we do if we listen to our own podcast, yeah, it counts. 00:05:24.720 --> 00:05:25.600 Because we get the view. 00:05:25.759 --> 00:05:27.040 We still get the streams, honey. 00:05:27.199 --> 00:05:28.240 Yeah, yeah. 00:05:28.399 --> 00:05:28.639 Yeah. 00:05:28.879 --> 00:05:30.319 Anyway, so uh I go to the streams. 00:05:30.560 --> 00:05:32.160 And we always get two every week. 00:05:32.319 --> 00:05:32.959 Yeah. 00:05:33.279 --> 00:05:34.000 So weird. 00:05:34.240 --> 00:05:34.720 So weird. 00:05:34.959 --> 00:05:35.839 Two unique listens. 00:05:36.000 --> 00:05:36.160 Yeah. 00:05:36.639 --> 00:05:37.600 If you include our mom. 00:05:37.839 --> 00:05:38.480 Yeah, true. 00:05:38.639 --> 00:05:40.000 Hi, mom, thanks for listening. 00:05:40.399 --> 00:05:42.319 So I go to the gym. 00:05:42.560 --> 00:05:42.959 Great. 00:05:43.120 --> 00:05:45.439 Peter and I were supposed to go to a music festival last weekend. 00:05:45.519 --> 00:05:47.120 It was supposed to be all weekend. 00:05:47.360 --> 00:05:48.480 It was called All Things Go. 00:05:48.639 --> 00:05:50.160 It was some sort of like lesbian music festival. 00:05:50.480 --> 00:05:51.680 And all things certainly went. 00:05:51.920 --> 00:05:55.920 And yeah, they went out the window because it rained and they were like, it's canceled. 00:05:56.399 --> 00:05:57.680 It didn't rain in like monsoon. 00:05:58.079 --> 00:05:59.199 It was a Nor'easter. 00:05:59.279 --> 00:05:59.439 Yeah. 00:05:59.759 --> 00:06:00.959 Spell Nor'easter. 00:06:01.199 --> 00:06:01.360 P. 00:06:02.800 --> 00:06:06.720 I actually didn't know like Nor'easter was spelled with that punctuation. 00:06:06.879 --> 00:06:09.120 I know Easter. 00:06:09.439 --> 00:06:12.399 It feels like it feels like Boston trash way of saying. 00:06:14.319 --> 00:06:14.480 Right. 00:06:14.560 --> 00:06:15.839 I was like, be a storm for once. 00:06:16.000 --> 00:06:19.199 Yeah, it's like, why not just be like it's be Halle Berry? 00:06:19.600 --> 00:06:25.040 Something that we discovered is what is it called when it rains like super hard? 00:06:26.000 --> 00:06:26.959 Hurricane? 00:06:27.199 --> 00:06:28.800 No, like before a hurricane. 00:06:28.959 --> 00:06:29.839 Like a rainstorm. 00:06:30.720 --> 00:06:31.759 It's not a rainstorm. 00:06:31.920 --> 00:06:33.360 A rainstorm is not even a thing. 00:06:33.519 --> 00:06:36.560 I mean, it could be a thing, but it's like a deluge? 00:06:36.720 --> 00:06:39.920 When it rains so yeah. 00:06:40.160 --> 00:06:40.639 A squall. 00:06:41.360 --> 00:06:41.839 Is that what it is? 00:06:42.000 --> 00:06:42.560 I know, I don't know. 00:06:42.639 --> 00:06:43.600 I'm asking. 00:06:44.240 --> 00:06:46.240 He's just out here asking the questions. 00:06:47.199 --> 00:06:49.920 Now you're like a straight podcast where you're like, well, I don't know. 00:06:50.000 --> 00:06:50.959 I'm just asking the questions. 00:06:51.120 --> 00:06:52.720 Can a woman be president? 00:06:54.560 --> 00:06:55.680 So true, mama. 00:06:56.800 --> 00:07:02.560 So, anyways, so we were supposed to go to a music festival, and because it got canceled, I was like, Peter, we needed a new activity. 00:07:02.879 --> 00:07:04.240 Two-hour massages. 00:07:05.120 --> 00:07:05.920 That's what you sent me. 00:07:06.079 --> 00:07:06.319 Yes. 00:07:06.720

--> 00:07:09.439 I went to this, we went to this place called Revive Spa. 00:07:09.600 --> 00:07:10.800 Anyways, head-to-toe spa. 00:07:10.879 --> 00:07:11.759 We're going to get into that after this. 00:07:13.199 --> 00:07:14.720 It was all head-to-toe honey. 00:07:14.800 --> 00:07:17.279 Um, but they didn't touch your genitals, which was really nice, actually. 00:07:17.600 --> 00:07:18.240 Not that head to it. 00:07:18.319 --> 00:07:25.360 Um, but so um, so, anyways, I was like, ooh, I need to get some cash out for my massage. 00:07:25.680 --> 00:07:28.160 I feel like these places prefer to get cash. 00:07:28.480 --> 00:07:31.040 So, and I I was like, okay, I'm gonna go get some cash. 00:07:31.199 --> 00:07:36.560 I go into the ATM and I'm listening to my girls at Giggly Squad, our uh our uh podcast sisters. 00:07:36.800 --> 00:07:37.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:07:38.000 --> 00:07:39.519 We're kind of in the same space as them. 00:07:40.000 --> 00:07:41.759 No, they recently got audience. 00:07:41.920 --> 00:07:43.439 Yeah, they recently got an 100. 00:07:44.240 --> 00:07:44.720 Yeah, me. 00:07:44.879 --> 00:07:45.519 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:07:46.639 --> 00:07:47.040 Yeah. 00:07:48.240 --> 00:07:52.639 I I am the one person, probably, who listens to both our podcast and Giggly Squad. 00:07:53.040 --> 00:07:54.879 The Venn diagram is insane. 00:07:55.439 --> 00:07:57.680 The Venn diagram goes crazy. 00:07:58.240 --> 00:08:03.519 Um but so I was like going to get cash, listening to Giggly Squad. 00:08:03.600 --> 00:08:05.519 And yeah, they're so similar to us. 00:08:05.600 --> 00:08:08.879 Like they just got an 160 million deal with Sirius for their podcast. 00:08:11.279 --> 00:08:13.759 Um and we all just And we're super serious all the time. 00:08:14.480 --> 00:08:18.720 And we just split into Indian food for$33 that I Venmoed each. 00:08:18.800 --> 00:08:24.879 Um I go to this, um I go to the ATM and I I'm listening. 00:08:24.959 --> 00:08:29.279 And now let me tell you, it's in midtown, it's the middle of the day. 00:08:29.439 --> 00:08:33.039 I've just never felt like safer, more comfortable in my body and more. 00:08:33.919 --> 00:08:37.840 Yeah, and that is my male privilege, and I have to be honest, it is part of that. 00:08:37.919 --> 00:08:39.679 But I was just like la la la la la. 00:08:39.919 --> 00:08:43.519 I go in and I'm putting in my pin. 00:08:44.080 --> 00:08:46.480 Which is Which is sick. 00:08:46.720 --> 00:08:47.919 I don't know what the number is. 00:08:48.320 --> 00:08:53.200 You do, but don't so I'm like listening to my girls, listening to my girls are like talking about nipple hair or something like that. 00:08:53.440 --> 00:08:59.200 And then this man stands very close to me, and I was like, okay. 00:08:59.679 --> 00:09:05.759 And then I like press pause my music, and he's like, Hello, I said, give me your money. 00:09:05.919 --> 00:09:08.000 And I was like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. 00:09:08.080 --> 00:09:09.679 I'm listening to my podcast. 00:09:09.919 --> 00:09:14.960 And then I look down and he's pointing his finger with it. 00:09:15.120 --> 00:09:24.000 I mean, it looks like he's pointing something under his shirt, and he said, I said, give me your money, and I said, No, thank you. 00:09:24.960 --> 00:09:26.320 And he was like, What? 00:09:26.399 --> 00:09:27.200 And so then he repeated. 00:09:27.440 --> 00:09:30.080 He quoted one of the greats, yeah, yeah, one of the greats myself. 00:09:30.240 --> 00:09:37.039 Um then he repeated himself, and he goes, I what? 00:09:37.519 --> 00:09:41.200 Give me your money, and I said, Oh, no, thank you. 00:09:42.720 --> 00:09:49.200 And then he goes, Well, he was so taken aback, and he goes, Will you at least buy me a sandwich? 00:09:49.440 --> 00:09:51.120 Was he like a homeless person? 00:09:51.440 --> 00:09:53.600 He didn't look homeless, to be honest. 00:09:53.919 --> 00:09:56.240 Um, or toothless. 00:09:56.559 --> 00:09:58.000 He didn't look homeless or toothless. 00:09:58.240 --> 00:09:59.919 And then he were never homeless. 00:10:00.159 --> 00:10:01.039 You were never homeless. 00:10:01.360 --> 00:10:02.240 And what's the toothless? 00:10:02.480 --> 00:10:03.279 Homeless, not toothless. 00:10:03.440 --> 00:10:04.799 Yeah, yeah. 00:10:04.960 --> 00:10:09.200 Um, so but he was like, Will you buy- I knew your family, they would never let you be homeless. 00:10:09.600 --> 00:10:10.639 It was giving that. 00:10:10.799 --> 00:10:13.440 No, but uh, so he, yeah, I was like, he was never homeless. 00:10:13.519 --> 00:10:17.200 So, anyways, he he was like, Will you at least buy me a sandwich? 00:10:17.360 --> 00:10:19.600 And I was like, Oh, no, thank you. 00:10:19.840 --> 00:10:20.080 Yeah. 00:10:20.559 --> 00:10:23.279 I'm like, if you asked nicely, I probably would have. 00:10:23.600 --> 00:10:24.720 Just from the get-go. 00:10:25.200 --> 00:10:26.639 There's my juicy. 00:10:29.120 --> 00:10:30.480 Peter will get it. 00:10:31.519 --> 00:10:36.720 Um so I was like, oh, and then I was like, oh, no, thank you. 00:10:36.960 --> 00:10:42.000 So then he removes the fake gun, and it's a literal squishy toy. 00:10:42.159 --> 00:10:42.639 And this is a big thing. 00:10:42.799 --> 00:10:44.559 And I still don't know what yeah, okay. 00:10:44.639 --> 00:10:47.120 So a lot of people have been asking, like, what kind of squishy toy this is. 00:10:47.360 --> 00:10:48.159 And he can't describe it. 00:10:49.279 --> 00:10:57.679 It was one of those cylindrical cylindrical water that are like you like pull out and it kind of you fucked us. 00:10:58.080 --> 00:10:59.759 Oh, oh that's disgusting. 00:10:59.919 --> 00:11:01.840 Um, okay, so we got the straight perspective. 00:11:02.080 --> 00:11:04.080 No, no, it's it's like a little fleshlight. 00:11:04.559 --> 00:11:05.759 It does that what people use. 00:11:06.159 --> 00:11:06.960 No, no, no, no. 00:11:07.039 --> 00:11:10.399 No, that's I'm just I mean, I think if you say it's the

fleshlight. 00:11:10.879 --> 00:11:11.279 Oh, okay. 00:11:11.360 --> 00:11:13.039 Listen, I don't know straight culture. 00:11:13.200 --> 00:11:14.799 Um I don't think that's straight culture. 00:11:14.879 --> 00:11:16.240 I think that's just Johnny culture. 00:11:17.679 --> 00:11:23.919 Diva! Deviant! Um Thank you, Peter. 00:11:24.000 --> 00:11:27.200 Now, while this is happening in the background, my husband is picking up wine that I've ordered. 00:11:27.440 --> 00:11:29.679 Mommy juice! Mommy juice, mommy juice. 00:11:30.080 --> 00:11:34.159 You just never know like if the story would be so traumatic that you'll need a break from wine. 00:11:34.399 --> 00:11:38.240 Um, anyways, so he removes I'm gonna go back. 00:11:38.639 --> 00:11:39.519 He removes his shirt. 00:11:39.759 --> 00:11:46.799 He no no he removes he removes the fake gun from his shirt and then it's a squishy toy, and he goes, damn. 00:11:47.360 --> 00:11:55.840 And I was like, if this was his first time, or if he has done this, like, because damn implies he's just like, oh, I really thought this was gonna work. 00:11:56.080 --> 00:11:56.480 Yeah. 00:11:56.720 --> 00:11:57.200 I don't know. 00:11:57.360 --> 00:12:00.559 And he was just like, um, yeah, you keep bringing that over here. 00:12:00.799 --> 00:12:02.799 Um he was like, damn. 00:12:03.120 --> 00:12:05.440 And I was like, better luck next time. 00:12:05.919 --> 00:12:06.480 Did you say that? 00:12:06.639 --> 00:12:08.320 Yeah, and then he just walked out. 00:12:08.639 --> 00:12:09.039 Weird. 00:12:09.200 --> 00:12:11.440 And then you FaceTimed all of us. 00:12:12.000 --> 00:12:16.080 And I and I wanna say, I I said, you have to make a TikTok. 00:12:16.320 --> 00:12:17.039 Oh no, hold on. 00:12:17.120 --> 00:12:18.399 You're you're skipping a step. 00:12:18.559 --> 00:12:19.039 Oh, okay. 00:12:19.279 --> 00:12:23.120 So then I was like, Whoa, someone actually just tried to rob me. 00:12:23.200 --> 00:12:25.279 Like, I was kind of not really paying attention. 00:12:25.679 --> 00:12:32.159 And then, um, and then so he walked out, and I was like, Well, I couldn't be less intimidated by anyone at this point. 00:12:32.320 --> 00:12:34.720 So I stayed in there, got my money. 00:12:34.879 --> 00:12:36.960 I was like, he can't come back and try it again. 00:12:37.120 --> 00:12:38.559 I know he's faking, you know? 00:12:38.799 --> 00:12:40.559 So I get on this room. 00:12:40.960 --> 00:12:41.440 Where did he go? 00:12:41.519 --> 00:12:44.480 Did he like run down the street or did he just like I have no idea? 00:12:44.559 --> 00:12:46.159 He just walked out kind of calmly. 00:12:46.399 --> 00:12:47.759 I think it was a swiper nose swiping. 00:12:47.919 --> 00:12:49.200 He then went to Wells Fargo. 00:12:49.360 --> 00:12:49.519 Yeah. 00:12:50.559 --> 00:12:52.399 It was a swiper-no-swiping situation. 00:12:52.559 --> 00:12:52.720 Yeah. 00:12:52.960 --> 00:12:54.720 He was like, oh, oh man. 00:12:55.440 --> 00:13:02.000 So then I I walk outside and I call in a group chat um a couple of my besties. 00:13:02.080 --> 00:13:06.960 I call Michael, Plasma, and Peter in one swoop, like in a group call. 00:13:07.200 --> 00:13:08.399 And Terry wasn't involved. 00:13:08.639 --> 00:13:10.480 Wasn't in that one because she was in Fire Island. 00:13:10.639 --> 00:13:10.720 Right. 00:13:10.879 --> 00:13:13.279 Anyway, so I call them and they're like, hello. 00:13:13.519 --> 00:13:16.399 And Plasma even said something like, I said, How are you? 00:13:16.480 --> 00:13:18.000 And she's like, I'm facing danger. 00:13:18.159 --> 00:13:18.559 How are you? 00:13:18.960 --> 00:13:20.559 I was like, little do you know. 00:13:20.879 --> 00:13:22.639 I was like, I don't know how to tell you this. 00:13:22.879 --> 00:13:24.639 I just got attempted, robbed. 00:13:24.799 --> 00:13:26.000 And they were like, What? 00:13:26.320 --> 00:13:29.600 And I told this story, and I was like, my legs are like kind of still shaking from it. 00:13:29.759 --> 00:13:35.039 And I was like walking like a block away to get sushi, and Michael's like, wait, you need to do a TikTok about this. 00:13:35.200 --> 00:13:37.200 And I was like, Oh my god. 00:13:37.600 --> 00:13:39.679 Because I know my friends, I know your brother's love language. 00:13:40.080 --> 00:13:42.879 Yeah, I don't know how that didn't immediately come to your life. 00:13:43.039 --> 00:13:43.360 You know what? 00:13:43.519 --> 00:13:44.720 Because it was actually in danger. 00:13:44.960 --> 00:13:46.559 I was actually in the action teacher. 00:13:46.799 --> 00:13:50.159 And I think that You were like, you're gonna regret this moment for the rest of your life. 00:13:50.320 --> 00:13:51.919 Right, if you don't make content about it. 00:13:52.159 --> 00:13:54.559 So then I said, And you have to speak from the truth of right now. 00:13:54.879 --> 00:13:55.759 And I said, I'll call you back. 00:13:56.879 --> 00:13:58.000 It's like a Baptist church. 00:13:58.080 --> 00:13:58.240 Yeah. 00:13:58.720 --> 00:14:00.080 I said, I will call you back. 00:14:00.159 --> 00:14:01.919 I'm gonna just head back to the scene of the crime. 00:14:02.000 --> 00:14:02.240 Yeah. 00:14:02.399 --> 00:14:07.840 So I go back and I'm like, hey guys, I'm at Bank of America where I almost just got robbed. 00:14:09.759 --> 00:14:15.120 Um, I got a lot of criticism from people online that I didn't call the police, that I didn't go right back in. 00:14:15.600 --> 00:14:16.480 Oh, you know what you should do? 00:14:16.639 --> 00:14:21.039 Turn it on them, be like, oh what, just because someone who is unhoused? 00:14:21.600 --> 00:14:25.120 Oh, and you want them to be arrested and put into the machine. 00:14:25.519 --> 00:14:27.679 Well, there was some there was some of those comments too. 00:14:28.000 --> 00:14:29.519 There was a lot of comments like that. 00:14:29.600 --> 00:14:32.720 There was some even some public figures chimed in in interesting ways. 00:14:33.120 --> 00:14:34.879 They

were saying you should have bought him that sandwich. 00:14:34.960 --> 00:14:36.559 That was That's an insane take. 00:14:36.639 --> 00:14:37.039 Who is that? 00:14:37.200 --> 00:14:37.600 Subway? 00:14:37.919 --> 00:14:38.240 Yeah. 00:14:39.519 --> 00:14:40.639 And then I get started in the blog. 00:14:40.960 --> 00:14:42.159 Yeah, he didn't want to eat fresh. 00:14:42.480 --> 00:14:42.799 Yeah. 00:14:44.000 --> 00:14:50.240 Um, but anyway, so this happens, and I'm like, okay, I'll record the TikTok and like so chill. 00:14:50.399 --> 00:14:54.639 Then I go into a two-hour massage, which was so fabulous. 00:14:54.879 --> 00:14:55.120 Yeah. 00:14:55.279 --> 00:14:58.559 But when I emerge from this massage, my dreams had come true. 00:14:58.799 --> 00:14:58.960 Yeah. 00:14:59.039 --> 00:14:59.600 You got your dreams. 00:14:59.840 --> 00:15:00.879 I had gone semi-viral. 00:15:01.360 --> 00:15:02.480 How many views does that? 00:15:02.799 --> 00:15:03.919 It's almost at a million. 00:15:04.000 --> 00:15:09.279 Ah! I'm TikTok and Instagram or across platforms, but have you ever gotten a oh, across platforms? 00:15:09.519 --> 00:15:13.919 I've gotten way more than a million before, but this is like the mighty, it's like this is my year to get it. 00:15:14.000 --> 00:15:15.440 Like, this is my season where I'm gonna get a bad. 00:15:16.960 --> 00:15:20.639 I've gotten a million for like really random things, like us getting hate crumbed on a plane. 00:15:20.879 --> 00:15:21.039 Right. 00:15:22.240 --> 00:15:23.360 But you didn't post that, did you? 00:15:23.600 --> 00:15:23.840 I did. 00:15:24.000 --> 00:15:24.639 Oh, you posted it. 00:15:24.799 --> 00:15:30.159 Yeah, but still, I was like, this is like funnier and like more like by the way, we did have sushi then as well. 00:15:30.480 --> 00:15:30.799 Remember? 00:15:31.360 --> 00:15:32.480 It must be the sushi. 00:15:32.639 --> 00:15:34.559 Remember, there was that guy that bought us those drinks? 00:15:34.799 --> 00:15:35.200 Oh, yes. 00:15:35.679 --> 00:15:38.320 At the sushi place in the lounge in Fort Lauderdale. 00:15:38.879 --> 00:15:39.120 True. 00:15:39.200 --> 00:15:42.000 That was some really good Fort Lauderdale lounge sushi. 00:15:42.240 --> 00:15:47.039 Um, but so I emerged from this two-hour massage, which we'll definitely get into. 00:15:47.120 --> 00:15:48.639 We're definitely gonna check in on that. 00:15:48.799 --> 00:15:53.039 And I was like, the response is outrageous. 00:15:53.440 --> 00:15:54.639 The response is outrageous. 00:15:54.799 --> 00:15:55.279 It's so funny. 00:15:55.519 --> 00:16:02.080 And then but to be honest, I I was like, this is gonna get some attention, but the response has been outrageous. 00:16:02.320 --> 00:16:06.240 People and like people, what they were holding on to was the no thank you of it all. 00:16:06.399 --> 00:16:09.519 I thought most people were just gonna be like, oh my god, that was so scary. 00:16:09.759 --> 00:16:16.720 Um everyone was really

holding on to the no thank you, which leads me to this shirt I'm wearing. 00:16:16.960 --> 00:16:22.320 Yeah, by the time this podcast drops, so will my merch, my no thank you merch. 00:16:22.480 --> 00:16:23.919 People have been asking for it. 00:16:24.639 --> 00:16:26.559 There are people the listeners? 00:16:27.200 --> 00:16:29.600 Two listeners of this podcast at least have been asking for it. 00:16:29.919 --> 00:16:30.480 Begging for it. 00:16:30.720 --> 00:16:32.879 Yeah, so the the merch is launching. 00:16:33.039 --> 00:16:36.799 The merch is launched, the merch is live, um, designed by myself. 00:16:36.879 --> 00:16:37.360 I have to do it. 00:16:37.519 --> 00:16:37.919 That's right! 00:16:38.320 --> 00:16:39.039 How can we find it? 00:16:39.120 --> 00:16:40.000 Where's this website? 00:16:40.240 --> 00:16:46.000 Uh so if you go to Donald's Link in bio on Instagram, you can click on the website. 00:16:46.799 --> 00:16:48.399 You didn't pay for a real domain. 00:16:48.799 --> 00:16:49.440 No, we didn't. 00:16:49.919 --> 00:16:50.080 No. 00:16:50.399 --> 00:16:52.559 Um, what was it like just being this is a small business. 00:16:52.799 --> 00:16:53.440 It's a small business. 00:16:53.840 --> 00:16:58.240 What was it like just being adjacent to this viral fame this week, both of you? 00:16:58.480 --> 00:17:00.480 It made me want to buy a sandwich. 00:17:01.120 --> 00:17:06.160 It made you didn't have that like in your like Ben or whatever, like in the link, like buy me a sandwich. 00:17:06.319 --> 00:17:07.119 Oh, yeah, that's funny. 00:17:07.279 --> 00:17:12.319 Well, it I mean, yeah, uh, it made me really want to get robbed. 00:17:12.720 --> 00:17:16.160 Because I was thinking, like, ugh, I could be famous if I got robbed, you know. 00:17:16.240 --> 00:17:17.839 So I was hoping for bad things to happen to me. 00:17:18.079 --> 00:17:20.000 Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. 00:17:20.400 --> 00:17:23.599 And yeah, yeah, that's true as well. 00:17:23.839 --> 00:17:27.119 Also, always the best guy, never the best man. 00:17:28.880 --> 00:17:34.480 But yeah, so then like that happened, and there was like all this um, you know, you know, fanfare around it. 00:17:34.720 --> 00:17:35.680 And then Giggly Squad. 00:17:36.400 --> 00:17:36.799 And lore. 00:17:37.119 --> 00:17:37.440 And more. 00:17:37.599 --> 00:17:39.839 And then Giggly Squad did a segment on it. 00:17:40.000 --> 00:17:43.359 And the no thank you lore lived on and on. 00:17:43.680 --> 00:17:45.039 So we're getting this merch. 00:17:45.119 --> 00:17:45.359 Yeah. 00:17:45.519 --> 00:17:47.200 Hopefully they'll post about the merch. 00:17:47.440 --> 00:17:48.400 I don't expect them to. 00:17:48.720 --> 00:17:50.160 But hopefully they'll post about the merch. 00:17:50.319 --> 00:17:51.680 That's not an ask that I would make. 00:17:51.839 --> 00:17:52.880 I'm asking them. 00:17:53.599 --> 00:17:54.079 Never mess them. 00:17:55.920 --> 00:17:56.480 I don't think they need to. 00:17:56.640 --> 00:17:57.119 I hope for everyone. 00:17:57.519 --> 00:17:58.720 I hope they do not have to do that. 00:17:58.880 --> 00:18:00.720 I hope they don't waste their time like that. 00:18:00.960 --> 00:18:04.400 Um, and first of all, thank you all for wasting your time like this. 00:18:04.799 --> 00:18:11.359 But for those who don't who do know the Giggly Squad and don't know our lore, so Hannah and Paige are two of the biggest podcasters in the world. 00:18:11.519 --> 00:18:16.240 Um, they were on Summer House and then they made their own separate podcast. 00:18:16.319 --> 00:18:19.119 Um, and it's just them giggling every week. 00:18:19.440 --> 00:18:21.759 Um just so us. 00:18:21.920 --> 00:18:22.720 You know what I mean? 00:18:23.440 --> 00:18:29.279 But we all started at Bravo at the same time, and we all kind of have like grown up together in our own ways. 00:18:29.359 --> 00:18:31.839 So they've always had like a really special place in my heart. 00:18:32.000 --> 00:18:38.799 Um, and we've stayed in touch, we've giggled with one another, we've gotten lunches, we've gotten brunches. 00:18:38.960 --> 00:18:45.279 Anywho, this was all like very kiss-mit and so fun, and so fun to you know be in this no thank you together. 00:18:45.599 --> 00:18:47.920 Very television to say kiss myth. 00:18:48.240 --> 00:18:48.480 Really? 00:18:49.279 --> 00:18:51.599 Wait, this is groupthink, but we're talking about it now. 00:18:51.759 --> 00:18:53.440 What do you think of her four new songs? 00:18:53.759 --> 00:18:54.480 So bad. 00:18:55.119 --> 00:18:55.759 So so bad. 00:18:56.000 --> 00:18:58.000 A straight guy doesn't like technically. 00:18:58.240 --> 00:18:59.759 A woman's work. 00:19:00.319 --> 00:19:01.519 Oh, you want to silence women? 00:19:02.240 --> 00:19:05.920 No, it's like it's the lyrics are so bad. 00:19:06.079 --> 00:19:08.720 It's just like he was the kicker. 00:19:08.960 --> 00:19:11.519 He kicked my heart in love. 00:19:12.720 --> 00:19:30.400 It's just so stupid, and it sounds like it really is giving the energy of like I was kind of a loser, and like now I'm the popular kid, and like I saw this like one TikTok that was just like billionaire poet brags about millionaire husband. 00:19:30.640 --> 00:19:35.839 Well, that's what I don't get, is she is giving like uh like finally I found someone to like me. 00:19:36.000 --> 00:19:38.480 And I was like, you were in the middle of the Eros tour. 00:19:38.880 --> 00:19:38.960 Right. 00:19:39.519 --> 00:19:40.640 The most popular people in the world. 00:19:40.960 --> 00:19:43.759 But she also dated Sean Mayer when she was like 18. 00:19:43.920 --> 00:19:46.079 Like she's always been with famous people. 00:19:46.319 --> 00:19:48.640 I yeah, she's always been with famous people. 00:19:48.720 --> 00:19:53.519 She's notorious for having all these like relationships, some are very explosive, and two. 00:19:54.240 --> 00:20:00.640 If I think we all want her to find love and happiness, and

like especially her fans, probably I think we want everyone to find love and happiness. 00:20:00.880 --> 00:20:00.960 Yeah. 00:20:01.359 --> 00:20:01.839 Not you. 00:20:02.240 --> 00:20:02.960 Not you. 00:20:04.079 --> 00:20:06.480 Um You're better is more of like a fart and face guy. 00:20:06.720 --> 00:20:07.279 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:20:07.440 --> 00:20:08.559 That's definitely where I belong. 00:20:08.720 --> 00:20:11.200 But uh we've And for more than that, go back two episodes. 00:20:11.279 --> 00:20:11.440 Yeah. 00:20:11.599 --> 00:20:20.079 So anyway, I think that the song was very braggadocious and like, haha, like meh, I got love, instead of just being a love song. 00:20:20.319 --> 00:20:22.720 Like, I would love for her to write a love song about Travis. 00:20:22.960 --> 00:20:29.599 I I agree with that, but also she always comes from a perspective of like, wow, like someone fell for me. 00:20:29.680 --> 00:20:30.240 Like, literally. 00:20:30.960 --> 00:20:34.799 But it's like you're literally like a very talented, tall, blonde billionaire. 00:20:34.960 --> 00:20:37.279 Like, oh my god, what are they on? 00:20:37.359 --> 00:20:39.839 Yeah, he was at your concert. 00:20:39.920 --> 00:20:42.480 Yeah, he reached out to you. 00:20:42.720 --> 00:20:45.680 Yeah, he went to your concert and it's not relatable at all. 00:20:46.000 --> 00:20:49.359 And her being like, you just need one person to like your like goofy ass. 00:20:51.440 --> 00:20:53.359 Who doesn't find you completely insufferable? 00:20:54.559 --> 00:20:58.559 It's like I was like, yeah, I mean, I guess you are insufferable. 00:20:58.960 --> 00:21:00.400 I can't wait for the divorce album. 00:21:00.480 --> 00:21:02.240 Oh I've already seen TikToks about that. 00:21:02.400 --> 00:21:08.079 It's like he broke my heart from the start, and then on my basic part. 00:21:12.240 --> 00:21:15.200 Yeah, no, I think it's really bad. 00:21:15.359 --> 00:21:18.160 And I think, and I'm not one of those people that's like, oh, she's bad. 00:21:18.240 --> 00:21:19.119 Like, I love a little bit of a big one. 00:21:19.279 --> 00:21:20.559 I really like 1984. 00:21:20.720 --> 00:21:22.799 Yeah, and 1989. 00:21:23.839 --> 00:21:25.759 Brandon's an amazing amazing album. 00:21:25.920 --> 00:21:28.079 Like, I'm a folklore evermore grow. 00:21:28.559 --> 00:21:29.920 I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. 00:21:30.160 --> 00:21:31.279 Are you fucking kidding right now? 00:21:31.440 --> 00:21:34.160 No, that's an amazing, but yeah, I just didn't care about this. 00:21:36.240 --> 00:21:38.480 I prefer her unhappy and unhoused. 00:21:38.640 --> 00:21:39.440 I think it is hard. 00:21:40.000 --> 00:21:41.680 And that is when we buy her a sample. 00:21:41.839 --> 00:21:42.000 Yeah. 00:21:42.240 --> 00:21:42.480 Yeah. 00:21:42.559 --> 00:21:47.039 I think it is sometimes harder for artists to write from joy than it is to write. 00:21:50.799 --> 00:21:51.039 Yeah. 00:21:51.200 --> 00:21:55.440 It's also, I think, easier for audiences to relate to an underdog. 00:21:55.759 --> 00:22:02.960 And when especially when women are too like powerful and high up and happy, it's like we need To destroy them as a culture, as a group, think of it all. 00:22:03.200 --> 00:22:04.000 Speaking of underdogs. 00:22:04.319 --> 00:22:05.200 But also, sorry, one more thing. 00:22:05.359 --> 00:22:10.880 But instead of being like, yeah, like we got married at MSG, yeah, it was all for me. 00:22:11.039 --> 00:22:13.440 And it's just like, it's like, what are you talking about? 00:22:13.599 --> 00:22:14.799 Like, who is this for? 00:22:15.039 --> 00:22:18.640 I was watching the hacks finale last night, or the second to last episode. 00:22:18.720 --> 00:22:25.920 I haven't seen the last episode yet, but there's a moment where she's an MSG and then it someone ends up renting it out. 00:22:26.000 --> 00:22:29.519 I won't, no spoilers, but I was like, did she literally get this idea from hacks? 00:22:29.759 --> 00:22:30.799 Like I could see that happening. 00:22:31.119 --> 00:22:31.680 I could see that. 00:22:31.759 --> 00:22:32.000 Yeah. 00:22:32.079 --> 00:22:37.759 I mean, it just seems like she just like Well, no, I mean MSG is like the place for a musician. 00:22:37.920 --> 00:22:38.160 Yeah. 00:22:38.400 --> 00:22:39.200 Not for a wedding. 00:22:40.319 --> 00:22:40.880 Not for a wedding. 00:22:41.039 --> 00:22:43.839 But I feel like that might have been literally been rented out. 00:22:44.079 --> 00:22:49.839 I imagine for her, she she was like, oh, well, don't they play sports balls at MSG too? 00:22:50.319 --> 00:22:54.160 So it's like they both play sports ball and singing ball. 00:22:54.400 --> 00:22:54.720 Interesting. 00:22:54.880 --> 00:22:57.839 And so it's like But his sports ball isn't in that. 00:22:58.079 --> 00:22:58.480 Right. 00:22:58.640 --> 00:23:02.720 But it's like it is a stadium and they both perform in stadium. 00:23:02.799 --> 00:23:04.319 So now they're getting dominated to stadium. 00:23:04.640 --> 00:23:05.759 So stadium coded. 00:23:05.920 --> 00:23:06.240 Yeah. 00:23:06.480 --> 00:23:08.079 Um, but I don't really care about her. 00:23:08.160 --> 00:23:11.279 I you both talked about times that you were attempted robbed. 00:23:11.440 --> 00:23:12.400 I'd like to not mine. 00:23:12.720 --> 00:23:13.759 Yeah, let's talk about yours. 00:23:14.000 --> 00:23:18.480 So I there I was walking across the street when someone bumped me. 00:23:18.640 --> 00:23:28.720 It was also, it was a red light, you know, so we were like hustling through, and some guy bumped me and dropped glasses on the floor and then said, You broke my glasses, you broke my glasses. 00:23:28.799 --> 00:23:29.759 And I said, Oh. 00:23:31.119 --> 00:23:32.559 And he's like, You have you broke my glasses. 00:23:33.119 --> 00:23:33.519 That's again. 00:23:33.920 --> 00:23:36.400 It's a good I didn't know this was that happened to Mary. 00:23:36.640 --> 00:23:37.359 Oh Mary. 00:23:37.519 -->

00:23:38.960 Oh Mary, Bo and Yang. 00:23:39.039 --> 00:23:39.680 That happened to him. 00:23:39.920 --> 00:23:40.720 Yeah, you talked about that. 00:23:40.960 --> 00:23:46.240 That's moving with food too, going into the subway somewhat like some dude's like, Oh, you I just spot this. 00:23:46.319 --> 00:23:48.720 And it was like four grains of rice. 00:23:48.880 --> 00:23:49.519 And that's like what? 00:23:49.920 --> 00:23:58.960 I remember growing up coming to New York City and or um we would be like Orin would come sometimes to like hang out with us, and people would be like selling their CDs on the street. 00:24:00.000 --> 00:24:07.680 He would always be like, they're like, here's a C D like great, and then they would ask him for money afterwards, and he was like, uh give him$20. 00:24:08.079 --> 00:24:13.440 And then one time, one time he like he doubled down on it and was just like, you know what? 00:24:13.519 --> 00:24:14.960 Like, I want to like support that. 00:24:15.039 --> 00:24:15.680 I'm sure it's good. 00:24:15.839 --> 00:24:19.039 And it was like the whole album, it wasn't an album, it wasn't an album. 00:24:19.119 --> 00:24:20.079 It was scratchy noises. 00:24:20.319 --> 00:24:20.720 I mean, I wouldn't. 00:24:20.880 --> 00:24:22.720 And then he was like, This is actually like pretty good. 00:24:22.880 --> 00:24:23.519 That's pretty good. 00:24:23.759 --> 00:24:29.119 I would be surprised if you put it in and then it just like stole all your information in your computer. 00:24:29.839 --> 00:24:31.200 Oh, yeah, no, it was a CD though. 00:24:31.440 --> 00:24:33.039 Yeah, this was a long time ago before. 00:24:33.680 --> 00:24:35.839 Right now we don't have CDs, like players in RT. 00:24:36.079 --> 00:24:36.960 We don't have CDs in RT. 00:24:37.279 --> 00:24:38.799 We don't have players, whatever the fact that is. 00:24:39.200 --> 00:24:44.720 But but this guy, when I was, I was like, uh no, like I didn't, I was like, I don't know if is that normal? 00:24:44.880 --> 00:24:48.400 Like I'm paying for your glasses, and then he was and he got like big in front of me. 00:24:48.480 --> 00:24:50.400 He's like, but you have to pay for my glasses. 00:24:50.799 --> 00:24:52.720 I got no one carries cash anymore. 00:24:53.039 --> 00:24:59.279 And and then I and then I say and then I say, but I did, I used to work at Warby Parker, so I could say you the next one. 00:24:59.440 --> 00:25:04.000 I was like, I used to work at Warby Parker, so we could literally walk up to Warby and I think I could get you a discount. 00:25:04.640 --> 00:25:06.079 That was so fucking funny. 00:25:06.480 --> 00:25:07.519 Wait, I realized something. 00:25:07.759 --> 00:25:09.039 And he's like, no, I need money. 00:25:09.119 --> 00:25:11.920 And I was like, 'cause no one carries money. 00:25:12.240 --> 00:25:13.839 Wait, I didn't how did that end? 00:25:14.079 --> 00:25:19.839 And then I was going to my yoga studio to teach a class, and so I was like outside the door of the yoga studio. 00:25:19.920 --> 00:25:21.039 So I just walked upstairs. 00:25:21.759 --> 00:25:22.880 But I was I was shaken. 00:25:23.119 --> 00:25:23.599 You were shaken. 00:25:23.759 --> 00:25:26.799 I thought he was gonna beat me up on the upper east side. 00:25:26.880 --> 00:25:30.319 It was kind of I didn't think that I thought I could take the guy who was trying to rob me. 00:25:30.640 --> 00:25:31.599 That's why I wasn't scared. 00:25:31.680 --> 00:25:34.400 And I also didn't realize I was getting robbed. 00:25:34.559 --> 00:25:38.000 I thought someone was asking me for money, which is why I said, no, thank you. 00:25:38.319 --> 00:25:40.240 But he was like, no, I'm robbing you. 00:25:41.680 --> 00:25:42.480 This is a robbery. 00:25:42.559 --> 00:25:43.519 Yeah, I'm robbing you. 00:25:43.680 --> 00:25:46.799 And he's like, no, it's like I'm I'm trying to give at gunpoint. 00:25:47.119 --> 00:25:53.440 And you're like I feel like if you're not showing me the actual gun, I'm not gonna believe it. 00:25:53.519 --> 00:25:53.920 Sorry. 00:25:54.079 --> 00:25:58.079 And how much like if you're at the ATM, you could take infinity dollars out, right? 00:25:58.240 --> 00:25:59.359 Um, no, because it it will stop. 00:26:00.400 --> 00:26:01.039 It will stop you. 00:26:01.119 --> 00:26:03.920 Well, Banker America in particular stops at$2,000. 00:26:04.240 --> 00:26:06.720 You can only take out that's a lot of money. 00:26:07.119 --> 00:26:11.920 Yeah, but like for a day, it's not like you're never gonna have money again. 00:26:12.160 --> 00:26:16.960 But yeah, it's still and also if you if you take it out multiple times, it will also stop it. 00:26:17.200 --> 00:26:17.599 Yeah. 00:26:17.839 --> 00:26:18.799 Straight knowledge. 00:26:19.119 --> 00:26:23.759 Um, speaking of straight and knowledge, I feel like we never even said who you are. 00:26:24.240 --> 00:26:28.559 Yeah, we said I said you're my brother, but like let's introduce the audience of it. 00:26:29.599 --> 00:26:29.680 Hi. 00:26:29.920 --> 00:26:32.319 So this is my younger brother Johnny. 00:26:32.720 --> 00:26:38.079 Um, oh yeah, this is a podcast, so some of you can't even see this unless you're on YouTube. 00:26:38.640 --> 00:26:40.240 You just got a new hairstyle recently. 00:26:40.400 --> 00:26:42.640 Yeah, it's you're trying to be a me, new hairstyle coming soon? 00:26:42.799 --> 00:26:44.079 No, I'm trying to be Andy Cohen. 00:26:44.240 --> 00:26:45.680 Uh me, same. 00:26:46.960 --> 00:26:49.279 I'm going for hair, you're going for life. 00:26:49.440 --> 00:26:51.680 Yeah, yeah, like going for a soul and style. 00:26:52.160 --> 00:26:52.319 Yeah. 00:26:52.559 --> 00:26:53.200 Yeah. 00:26:53.599 --> 00:26:56.640 Um, so what's it like being my brother? 00:26:57.119 --> 00:26:58.079 Annoying. 00:26:58.960 --> 00:26:59.839 Quite annoying. 00:27:00.000 --> 00:27:01.200 No, it's fun. 00:27:01.440 --> 00:27:04.799 Um It's so fun. 00:27:05.440 --> 00:27:09.039 You get to be on podcasts,

you get to go on fun gay vacations. 00:27:09.200 --> 00:27:12.000 Johnny's been on not one but two gay vacations now. 00:27:12.559 --> 00:27:13.119 At least two. 00:27:13.519 --> 00:27:15.200 Three if you count P Town once. 00:27:15.680 --> 00:27:16.559 Yeah! Oh yeah! 00:27:17.599 --> 00:27:19.440 Rachel Fanger was blacked out. 00:27:19.839 --> 00:27:24.000 So for my 30th birthday, Primapalooza, at Primapalooza, there's still an account. 00:27:24.079 --> 00:27:25.359 You can get to know back. 00:27:25.599 --> 00:27:27.279 You can scroll back, and you can get to know the whole guy. 00:27:27.519 --> 00:27:28.960 Some friends didn't make it to today. 00:27:29.119 --> 00:27:29.680 We'll say that. 00:27:29.920 --> 00:27:32.640 But there was about 10 gay guys and my brother Johnny. 00:27:32.960 --> 00:27:35.359 And um, how how was that for you? 00:27:35.519 --> 00:27:36.480 It was fucking awesome. 00:27:36.559 --> 00:27:37.359 It was so fun. 00:27:37.519 --> 00:27:39.279 It was so much dick. 00:27:39.920 --> 00:27:42.400 I feel like the bachelorette was not as insane as that. 00:27:42.559 --> 00:27:43.759 No, but it was so fun. 00:27:44.000 --> 00:27:44.319 So fun. 00:27:44.640 --> 00:27:49.599 But it was also funny going to like like gay strip clubs in a strip mall. 00:27:49.839 --> 00:27:50.160 Yes. 00:27:50.559 --> 00:27:51.519 In South Florida. 00:27:51.599 --> 00:27:52.319 It's like, what? 00:27:52.400 --> 00:27:54.480 Like, just gay clubs in a strip mall. 00:27:54.720 --> 00:27:56.559 We're like next to a pawn shop. 00:27:56.799 --> 00:27:58.799 And it's like very odd. 00:27:59.119 --> 00:28:02.079 Yeah, but we played really fun games like heads up. 00:28:02.559 --> 00:28:03.759 We love that. 00:28:04.240 --> 00:28:06.160 Um, so, anyways, yeah, you're straight. 00:28:06.240 --> 00:28:09.519 Um, and you're married, and just like me. 00:28:09.759 --> 00:28:12.160 Did I really inspire you to be married? 00:28:12.400 --> 00:28:16.640 No, I did want to have my wedding in October, but you got first did. 00:28:17.039 --> 00:28:22.640 Yeah, and it's almost by the time this podcast comes out, it's almost even closer to my one-year anniversary. 00:28:22.960 --> 00:28:23.680 October 19th. 00:28:24.000 --> 00:28:24.880 What are you doing for it? 00:28:25.119 --> 00:28:26.319 Nothing, should we? 00:28:26.480 --> 00:28:26.720 I think. 00:28:27.200 --> 00:28:28.799 You have to eat like the first slice of cake. 00:28:29.119 --> 00:28:30.240 Oh yeah, we have a slice of cake. 00:28:30.720 --> 00:28:31.440 We have a slice of cake. 00:28:31.680 --> 00:28:32.559 Contractually, you have to eat it. 00:28:32.640 --> 00:28:33.359 Contractually we have to. 00:28:33.440 --> 00:28:34.160 It's part of the marriage license. 00:28:34.720 --> 00:28:36.319 I think the first anniversary. 00:28:36.480 --> 00:28:37.359 Well, so two things. 00:28:37.519 --> 00:28:44.559 One, are you now restarting your anniversary like date as the first date we fingered each other? 00:28:45.279 -->

00:28:45.599 Oh my god. 00:28:46.640 --> 00:28:48.559 Like in towards the end of November. 00:28:48.960 --> 00:28:50.400 I think we get rid of the old one. 00:28:50.640 --> 00:28:51.519 I'm fine with it. 00:28:51.599 --> 00:28:54.240 I I don't even wait, why not have two celebrations? 00:28:54.480 --> 00:28:56.400 Well, we don't really even do anniversaries. 00:28:56.480 --> 00:28:57.839 Like, we've never really done anything. 00:28:58.000 --> 00:29:02.559 So it's just like I just know we've been together X amount of years and it's so lit. 00:29:03.119 --> 00:29:03.920 Yeah, I don't know. 00:29:04.000 --> 00:29:09.039 I feel kind of feel like the people that celebrate anniversaries the most break up immediately. 00:29:09.279 --> 00:29:10.880 Yeah, or I'm like, this is all you have. 00:29:10.960 --> 00:29:13.839 Like, I have such an other life, like I just got robbed. 00:29:14.400 --> 00:29:15.119 Like, I don't know. 00:29:15.680 --> 00:29:18.880 It's more so it's I just feel like in my relationships. 00:29:19.519 --> 00:29:20.960 Well, you used to celebrate like months. 00:29:21.119 --> 00:29:27.119 You're like, oh my god, I just no no, that was that was with uh Demon men? 00:29:27.519 --> 00:29:28.960 Well, there was two demon men. 00:29:29.119 --> 00:29:30.720 That was with the OG Demon. 00:29:31.599 --> 00:29:34.720 OG OG Demon Hunter. 00:29:34.960 --> 00:29:36.480 Yeah, yeah. 00:29:36.799 --> 00:29:38.720 Um, which they're coming out with part two. 00:29:39.119 --> 00:29:42.160 Uh you know, like the guy that looked like an elf that I used to date. 00:29:42.559 --> 00:29:44.640 Yeah, no, I don't know, but why is he a demon? 00:29:44.960 --> 00:29:46.720 Um alcoholism. 00:29:47.920 --> 00:29:49.119 Let's not demonize everything. 00:29:49.519 --> 00:29:50.160 Yeah, right. 00:29:50.400 --> 00:29:51.920 It's like some things are fun. 00:29:52.400 --> 00:29:57.119 It wasn't with him though, but um yeah, we we used to celebrate like every month. 00:29:57.359 --> 00:30:00.559 We because I literally was like, No, and and it didn't end well. 00:30:00.720 --> 00:30:00.880 Yeah. 00:30:01.039 --> 00:30:04.160 Uh the other guy though, we didn't really I think. 00:30:04.559 --> 00:30:06.799 Well, that's because he was in love with his best friend. 00:30:07.119 --> 00:30:07.359 Right. 00:30:07.440 --> 00:30:07.599 Yeah. 00:30:07.759 --> 00:30:14.720 So he was probably like, but I was like, I don't need to celebrate like like a year because I'm like, there's gonna be so many years. 00:30:14.960 --> 00:30:15.119 Right. 00:30:15.519 --> 00:30:16.640 He felt otherwise. 00:30:16.880 --> 00:30:17.359 Right, he did, yeah. 00:30:17.599 --> 00:30:22.079 Yeah, he's like so many years with someone else. 00:30:22.240 --> 00:30:22.720 Yes, yeah. 00:30:23.119 --> 00:30:23.519 Yeah. 00:30:23.759 --> 00:30:25.680 Um, no, yeah, it's just I don't know. 00:30:25.759 --> 00:30:28.960 It's it's like So wait, when's your wedding anniversary date? 00:30:29.599 --> 00:30:32.960 January 34, whatever the last day of January. 00:30:33.039 --> 00:30:33.519 So 30 years. 00:30:33.759 --> 00:30:35.039 You don't even know your new anniversary. 00:30:35.279 --> 00:30:38.160 Oh no, I just forget which months have like which how many days? 00:30:38.319 --> 00:30:38.960 I think 35 years. 00:30:39.279 --> 00:30:42.480 Why did I think you like I always think you're born in January, but it's October. 00:30:45.599 --> 00:30:46.400 What's Scorpio about? 00:30:47.200 --> 00:30:48.559 Scorpio, it's the worst one. 00:30:48.720 --> 00:30:49.359 Oh, yeah, that is. 00:30:49.759 --> 00:30:59.440 It's like whenever someone says like Scorpio, people are like, oh, like you're a non-trustworthy alcoholic, and I was like, stop reading my book. 00:30:59.599 --> 00:31:00.079 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:31:00.319 --> 00:31:03.279 But I don't, you're not to me, you don't give Scorpio. 00:31:03.519 --> 00:31:04.160 I think you give Scorpio. 00:31:04.319 --> 00:31:05.599 You give more like Leo. 00:31:05.839 --> 00:31:07.599 Aren't Scorpios toxic? 00:31:07.839 --> 00:31:08.480 Yeah. 00:31:08.799 --> 00:31:09.599 Is he toxic? 00:31:10.640 --> 00:31:14.480 But also it's so funny because it's like I think he's evil but not toxic. 00:31:15.200 --> 00:31:22.880 People like hinge so much on this that they're just like, oh my god, I can't believe like I can't believe I cheated so sad. 00:31:24.720 --> 00:31:25.680 It's like, what? 00:31:25.839 --> 00:31:29.119 Like you can't just like say that and then it makes it okay. 00:31:29.359 --> 00:31:34.000 So like I can't be like, you know, like someone's walking by a trip them and they're like, what the fuck? 00:31:34.079 --> 00:31:35.039 And I'm like, oh Scorpio. 00:31:35.200 --> 00:31:37.279 Yeah, like sorry, that's my Saj Scorpio energy. 00:31:37.359 --> 00:31:39.279 Yeah, that's it's actually a rising moon. 00:31:39.440 --> 00:31:39.759 Yeah. 00:31:40.000 --> 00:31:40.640 Do you know what I mean? 00:31:40.799 --> 00:31:41.599 Remember mooning people? 00:31:41.839 --> 00:31:44.079 They spoke about this on Last Club this week. 00:31:44.240 --> 00:31:46.480 How fun was it to moon people and be like, there's my bad. 00:31:46.880 --> 00:31:47.599 So funny. 00:31:47.839 --> 00:31:48.640 So funny in the world. 00:31:48.799 --> 00:31:50.240 Yeah, why was it something we did as a little kid? 00:31:50.480 --> 00:31:50.960 It's so funny. 00:31:51.119 --> 00:31:55.839 I don't think that's that it's not like flashing someone where that's like you obviously can't do that. 00:31:56.000 --> 00:31:57.119 That's like cancelable. 00:31:57.279 --> 00:31:59.599 If you moon someone today, like obviously not like that. 00:31:59.759 --> 00:32:00.319 I think that's funny. 00:32:00.480 --> 00:32:03.119 It is fun like it's hilarious. 00:32:03.440 --> 00:32:04.960 I want to get into that again. 00:32:05.200 --> 00:32:05.599 Yeah. 00:32:08.640 --> 00:32:09.440 I miss that. 00:32:11.119 --> 00:32:12.319 His husband has mooned us. 00:32:12.640 -->

00:32:16.400 I'm sorry, yeah, you can see that, but my husband just mooned the three of us. 00:32:16.480 --> 00:32:17.279 And it was crazy. 00:32:17.599 --> 00:32:18.400 Emma Rock hard. 00:32:18.640 --> 00:32:19.440 And it was crazy. 00:32:19.839 --> 00:32:23.440 I was dating this crazy, crazy girl in college. 00:32:23.839 --> 00:32:25.839 And she was like my little mini meme. 00:32:26.079 --> 00:32:27.279 And we were Liora. 00:32:27.599 --> 00:32:28.559 Not specifically. 00:32:29.359 --> 00:32:32.960 Not the girl that you once got on like Tinder that literally looked exactly like you. 00:32:33.359 --> 00:32:33.759 No, no, no. 00:32:33.839 --> 00:32:34.960 I didn't get on Tinder. 00:32:35.200 --> 00:32:37.039 Uh that was that was what was her name? 00:32:37.119 --> 00:32:37.680 Not Gertrude. 00:32:38.640 --> 00:32:38.880 Whatever. 00:32:39.200 --> 00:32:42.640 Anyways, um, so no, yeah, this Leora. 00:32:42.880 --> 00:32:46.720 And so um we were driving like to western Louisiana. 00:32:46.880 --> 00:32:48.079 I went to school in New Orleans. 00:32:48.240 --> 00:32:59.759 We were driving to western Louisiana to go to like the Tabasco factory, and like we were, I don't know, we were with a couple of us, and I was like, oh Lyra, like, like, I don't know, moon that car or something. 00:33:00.400 --> 00:33:09.200 She pulls down her pants, her underwear, spreads her cheeks, and then presses it against. 00:33:09.519 --> 00:33:11.920 I was like, Leroy, no, what are you doing? 00:33:12.240 --> 00:33:16.799 And she was like, Yeah, whole vagina, everything, and I was like, what? 00:33:17.119 --> 00:33:18.880 She was like, you said the moon there. 00:33:19.039 --> 00:33:21.680 I was like, what do you think mooning is? 00:33:22.799 --> 00:33:24.960 She was doing the the dark side of the movie. 00:33:25.119 --> 00:33:27.359 Yeah, the dark side of the moon, yeah, exactly. 00:33:27.519 --> 00:33:41.200 Um, but yeah, she something similar happened to me in high school, not with mooning, but I was driving a bunch of theater kids in my car, and my friend was sitting in the front seat, and she and she was always like kind of more of a goody two shoes kind of diva. 00:33:41.440 --> 00:33:42.720 And she rolls down the window. 00:33:42.799 --> 00:33:45.599 There's two Brynmar college students walking by. 00:33:45.759 --> 00:33:48.960 She rolls down the window and she goes, Fuck you, you bitches. 00:33:49.279 --> 00:33:56.240 There's a red light, and we just are stopped right in front of them, and then they're like, What? 00:33:57.119 --> 00:33:59.680 And they're just kind of like staring at us, like, huh? 00:33:59.839 --> 00:34:01.519 What are you high school kids doing? 00:34:01.680 --> 00:34:03.519 And I was like, Why did you do that? 00:34:03.680 --> 00:34:06.160 She's like, I don't know, I just had the urge, so I did it. 00:34:06.319 --> 00:34:10.079 She was feeling invincible, and then she felt very invincible. 00:34:10.320 --> 00:34:10.960 Yeah. 00:34:11.360 --> 00:34:14.320 I had a kind of a crazy moment that I'm afraid to admit. 00:34:14.719 --> 00:34:15.360 Say it. 00:34:17.440 --> 00:34:21.360 No, but I did recently when I was in business class, I was farting all over the plane. 00:34:21.519 --> 00:34:21.920 That's okay. 00:34:22.320 --> 00:34:24.000 But as I was walking on the plane. 00:34:24.239 --> 00:34:26.079 You, you, that's what you paid for for business. 00:34:26.559 --> 00:34:27.280 That's why you had a pie. 00:34:27.440 --> 00:34:28.880 It's like, it's like food, drink, farts. 00:34:29.360 --> 00:34:31.199 Okay, I did something crazy, you guys. 00:34:31.440 --> 00:34:33.440 Like, I basically don't know why I'm saying that. 00:34:33.599 --> 00:34:34.320 You jerked it? 00:34:34.480 --> 00:34:35.760 No, that's disgusting. 00:34:36.159 --> 00:34:44.800 Um, I was walking onto the plane from London to New York, and I was just like, I wonder how loud I could say the word bomb. 00:34:46.639 --> 00:34:47.039 What? 00:34:47.280 --> 00:34:48.320 I was alone. 00:34:49.039 --> 00:34:49.840 What do you mean alone? 00:34:50.000 --> 00:34:50.800 I was I was walking. 00:34:51.280 --> 00:34:52.079 You're never alone in a plane. 00:34:52.719 --> 00:34:53.280 I was yawning along. 00:34:53.760 --> 00:34:55.199 Can I guess how loud you went? 00:34:55.360 --> 00:34:56.880 I think I wasn't that loud. 00:34:57.039 --> 00:34:59.679 No, no, I think I think I think you said bomb. 00:34:59.920 --> 00:35:03.280 Yeah, I was like, I was like, Bombing. 00:35:04.719 --> 00:35:06.559 And then I was like, boom. 00:35:07.360 --> 00:35:08.480 I was like yawning. 00:35:08.559 --> 00:35:11.840 And then You gotta go full for the Alahua part. 00:35:12.079 --> 00:35:13.199 Like, you gotta go like that. 00:35:13.360 --> 00:35:16.079 I was just like, I wonder, like, this is just a challenge. 00:35:16.239 --> 00:35:20.000 I didn't want to get caught, but I just wanted to see, like, can I say bomb? 00:35:20.159 --> 00:35:22.079 It's just like, what should you not say right now? 00:35:22.159 --> 00:35:22.800 And then I was like, now. 00:35:23.280 --> 00:35:26.079 So we're actually with two Adlers that used to be children. 00:35:26.239 --> 00:35:26.400 Yeah. 00:35:26.639 --> 00:35:31.519 I was saying on a former episode that nothing scares me more than young Donald. 00:35:31.840 --> 00:35:37.840 And I would be terrified to have hung out with him or to know him or to have had to babysit him. 00:35:38.159 --> 00:35:42.880 And he there was a point Yeah, that's that stuff. 00:35:42.960 --> 00:35:51.519 That's when young Donald comes out, and right now, and when Donald's saying pop on a plane, I would just like sometimes I'm like, what's the worst thing you could ever do in a situation? 00:35:51.679 --> 00:35:52.559 And like I kind of remember. 00:35:53.840 --> 00:35:54.880 It's kind of like penis. 00:35:54.960 --> 00:35:55.440 Yeah, yeah. 00:35:56.079 --> 00:35:58.159 We used to talk about like random urges. 00:35:58.400 --> 00:36:03.840 It's

like if someone's like bending down to like that, you're like, what if you just fucking kick them in the back? 00:36:04.079 --> 00:36:08.559 Like, what if you just make like American history X them and like curb stomp them? 00:36:08.639 --> 00:36:10.159 Yeah, it's like, why is that an urge? 00:36:10.239 --> 00:36:12.320 Or anytime I see someone next to us. 00:36:12.719 --> 00:36:13.679 Yeah, why is that an urge? 00:36:13.760 --> 00:36:15.519 Because that's something you gotta push. 00:36:15.760 --> 00:36:16.320 You gotta push. 00:36:17.199 --> 00:36:19.039 These are urges I've never had. 00:36:19.519 --> 00:36:19.679 I know. 00:36:20.239 --> 00:36:23.280 My urge is like, oh my god, there's people standing waiting for the subway. 00:36:23.440 --> 00:36:25.519 I gotta get into song and dance for them. 00:36:26.239 --> 00:36:27.440 A free audience. 00:36:27.840 --> 00:36:29.440 No, I'm just I just want to push it. 00:36:29.599 --> 00:36:32.719 And I do that and you push me right on the track. 00:36:32.960 --> 00:36:33.679 Yeah, right. 00:36:34.400 --> 00:36:35.679 And I I would understand that urge. 00:36:35.760 --> 00:36:36.159 That would make sense. 00:36:36.400 --> 00:36:36.960 Because he's sad. 00:36:38.880 --> 00:36:40.880 Michael, was there anything you've been thinking about this week? 00:36:41.119 --> 00:36:42.320 There, yeah, I want to share. 00:36:42.400 --> 00:36:44.000 I had a really fun day yesterday. 00:36:44.159 --> 00:36:44.719 Was that yesterday? 00:36:44.960 --> 00:36:45.199 It was. 00:36:45.519 --> 00:36:45.920 Literally yesterday. 00:36:46.079 --> 00:36:47.039 I had the most random day. 00:36:47.119 --> 00:36:49.840 I woke up at I started getting drag at 8 a.m. 00:36:50.000 --> 00:36:52.000 I called Donald while he was getting ready for work. 00:36:52.239 --> 00:36:53.760 Somebody's gonna make money in this house. 00:36:53.920 --> 00:36:54.079 Yeah. 00:36:56.000 --> 00:36:56.239 Yeah. 00:36:56.480 --> 00:36:59.760 I did I did a corporate Zoom bingo. 00:37:00.000 --> 00:37:02.239 Then I filmed an audition and drag. 00:37:02.320 --> 00:37:04.320 Then I filmed like a little like man on the street video and drag. 00:37:05.760 --> 00:37:08.480 Um for a uh a show. 00:37:08.719 --> 00:37:10.320 Oh, you're not gonna get it. 00:37:12.079 --> 00:37:13.119 Oh, it's a thing. 00:37:14.159 --> 00:37:16.559 Um then I filmed a chance. 00:37:16.880 --> 00:37:20.000 No, and then I actually got cast in a man on the street influencer video. 00:37:20.159 --> 00:37:20.320 Yeah. 00:37:20.400 --> 00:37:22.239 And what'd you get paid for that? 00:37:22.480 --> 00:37:25.840 Um uh I so you don't always. 00:37:26.239 --> 00:37:28.079 I didn't think those numbers were that hard. 00:37:28.320 --> 00:37:29.679 Yeah, so zero dollars. 00:37:29.920 --> 00:37:33.199 So then I got paid in like maybe three new followers. 00:37:33.440 --> 00:37:34.559 Woo, swipe up. 00:37:34.719 --> 00:37:36.639 So then I smashed subscribe. 00:37:37.440 --> 00:37:40.559 Also, like maybe we'll get more people to listen to this little thing, Donald. 00:37:40.960 --> 00:37:41.679 I'm thinking about that. 00:37:41.840 --> 00:37:48.239 And then I then I came here and I had dinner with plasma, not you. 00:37:48.559 --> 00:37:54.719 And then I went and dressed up as Mariska Harkate and did a birthday party as Mariska Harkate. 00:37:55.039 --> 00:37:56.800 And then my friend's a literal clown. 00:37:56.880 --> 00:37:58.400 He does birthday parties, bingos. 00:37:58.559 --> 00:37:58.880 Yeah. 00:37:59.519 --> 00:38:05.039 And then Oh, wait, no, but even I feel like you're saying her name wrong. 00:38:05.280 --> 00:38:05.920 Hargate. 00:38:06.880 --> 00:38:07.360 Mariska. 00:38:08.159 --> 00:38:09.280 No, Mariska's correct. 00:38:09.599 --> 00:38:10.239 Hargate. 00:38:10.639 --> 00:38:10.880 Is it? 00:38:11.119 --> 00:38:11.679 Hargate. 00:38:12.000 --> 00:38:12.800 I feel like it is. 00:38:12.960 --> 00:38:14.480 Oh, I did my research. 00:38:14.960 --> 00:38:16.960 Her mother was Jane Mansfield. 00:38:17.199 --> 00:38:18.320 Like, I did my research. 00:38:18.400 --> 00:38:19.119 So anyway. 00:38:19.599 --> 00:38:20.639 That means nothing to me. 00:38:20.880 --> 00:38:22.960 Yeah, she was um playmate back in the day. 00:38:23.039 --> 00:38:25.039 So anyway, and she died in a car accident when Mariska was. 00:38:25.519 --> 00:38:28.239 Can you sing, can you say the law and order intro by heart? 00:38:28.320 --> 00:38:28.559 Yeah. 00:38:29.280 --> 00:38:30.480 In a criminal court of the law. 00:38:30.639 --> 00:38:32.079 No, when you don't ask him to do that. 00:38:33.280 --> 00:38:34.320 Bum bum. 00:38:35.440 --> 00:38:37.840 No, it's dun-dun, not bum bum. 00:38:38.239 --> 00:38:39.280 You actually got those. 00:38:39.760 --> 00:38:41.840 Sorry, red rum, red rum. 00:38:42.079 --> 00:38:43.119 So I even got that wrong. 00:38:43.360 --> 00:38:44.639 It's famously dun dun. 00:38:45.360 --> 00:38:45.920 Ding ding. 00:38:46.159 --> 00:38:46.320 Yes. 00:38:46.559 --> 00:38:47.119 Bum bum. 00:38:47.199 --> 00:38:48.559 Gay guy can't get butts off his mind. 00:38:48.960 --> 00:38:49.119 Okay. 00:38:49.199 --> 00:38:51.280 So his mind was like. 00:38:51.440 --> 00:38:58.800 But I I feel like I had a really New York City day, and I the person was texting me, was like, actually, we're running a little bit behind. 00:38:58.960 --> 00:39:00.400 Like, can you come later? 00:39:01.599 --> 00:39:04.320 She's like, oh, I'll be behind. 00:39:04.719 --> 00:39:06.079 Oh, hi, Samantha. 00:39:06.239 --> 00:39:07.920 So, but she said, Can you come later? 00:39:08.000 --> 00:39:09.039 And I was like, Yeah, I'll find us. 00:39:09.199 --> 00:39:10.400 Like, I'll find I'll come right now. 00:39:10.639 --> 00:39:11.440 I have like a whole suitcase. 00:39:12.000 --> 00:39:15.360 I mean your mouth, I'm dressed in as Mersica Hargote. 00:39:15.599 --> 00:39:20.559 Like, I have the wig on and everything, and it's like a very like flat wig, so I look like a crossy.

00:39:20.880 --> 00:39:24.000 And I sound really it's bad, it's bad, it's bad. 00:39:24.239 --> 00:39:30.000 And so then I have to find a store to like schmy around in as a full drag queen. 00:39:30.159 --> 00:39:31.519 So I walk by the store that looks cute. 00:39:31.679 --> 00:39:33.039 Oh, were you a surprise? 00:39:33.280 --> 00:39:34.239 I was a surprise. 00:39:34.400 --> 00:39:35.119 Oh, okay, okay. 00:39:35.360 --> 00:39:38.079 So I walk by the store that looks really cute and has like gay flags. 00:39:38.159 --> 00:39:39.599 Outside, I'm like, I have to go in. 00:39:39.679 --> 00:39:43.199 It was like a queer cannabis store, but they had other things too. 00:39:43.360 --> 00:39:49.360 And then so I'm walking in and the people are like meaning the weed is like smug me in. 00:39:51.119 --> 00:39:53.280 I think like queer owned and operated. 00:39:53.519 --> 00:39:55.440 That's and they have gay flags. 00:39:56.320 --> 00:39:57.599 I feel like they just okay, keep going. 00:39:57.840 --> 00:39:59.039 No, no, it's queer. 00:39:59.199 --> 00:40:00.480 Like, you know, it's queer. 00:40:00.960 --> 00:40:03.679 You know, there was a lesbian with blue hair that greeted me. 00:40:03.760 --> 00:40:04.480 Like, yeah. 00:40:04.800 --> 00:40:06.400 Gays famously love lesbians. 00:40:06.480 --> 00:40:06.639 Yeah. 00:40:06.800 --> 00:40:07.440 Um, keep going. 00:40:07.920 --> 00:40:08.880 Well, I said queer. 00:40:09.039 --> 00:40:11.599 So, so and she's like, Do you okay? 00:40:11.679 --> 00:40:13.760 Like, I could I have no idea that it was a cannabis store. 00:40:13.840 --> 00:40:15.840 I just walked into a store that had some Trotchkis at the front. 00:40:17.199 --> 00:40:19.119 Occasionally, sometimes he's a weeder. 00:40:19.360 --> 00:40:19.519 Yeah. 00:40:19.679 --> 00:40:20.400 Sometimes I'm a little bit. 00:40:20.559 --> 00:40:22.000 Sometimes he's like, I'm a weeder. 00:40:22.320 --> 00:40:23.440 Somebody come weeder. 00:40:23.840 --> 00:40:24.079 Yeah. 00:40:24.320 --> 00:40:29.920 So I walk into the store and there's an area in the front where there's like seats that I think you can smoke at. 00:40:30.159 --> 00:40:33.199 But I'm like, great, I'm gonna sit here and put my nails on. 00:40:33.519 --> 00:40:36.480 So I so I'm doing that, boop boo, boo. 00:40:36.639 --> 00:40:39.119 And then a worker comes out and it's like, oh yeah, you can like chill here. 00:40:39.199 --> 00:40:41.039 Like, where, like, what are you doing tonight? 00:40:41.119 --> 00:40:42.239 Like, why are you all like this? 00:40:42.400 --> 00:40:46.239 And then it's like, I'm I'm like clocked out, but like you stay here for as long as you want. 00:40:46.400 --> 00:40:48.639 And then someone comes up and it's like, I'm sorry, we are closing. 00:40:48.800 --> 00:40:49.599 Like, you have to go. 00:40:49.840 --> 00:40:53.679 So then I fully I had put my nails on already, I put my shoes on. 00:40:53.920 --> 00:40:56.400 So, I'm getting changed in the store. 00:40:56.639 --> 00:40:59.599 Well, I was already in the outfit, I just needed to add the nails and the shoes. 00:40:59.760 --> 00:41:00.000 Right. 00:41:00.320 --> 00:41:03.760 He's like, he's like, I'm doing drag bingo for flock cameras, yeah. 00:41:04.719 --> 00:41:10.239 So then I go and do my gig, and when I leave my gig, I see this like gorgeous art gallery. 00:41:10.639 --> 00:41:16.719 So I have to go in and full in full dragoon as as as Mariska Harkate. 00:41:17.679 --> 00:41:20.079 And I was like, I'm looking for a burp. 00:41:20.639 --> 00:41:22.960 Uh so is this gorgeous art gallery? 00:41:23.760 --> 00:41:26.639 And the guy who owns it is like chatting with me, he's like, What's your deal? 00:41:26.800 --> 00:41:27.679 Like, blah blah blah blah blah. 00:41:28.000 --> 00:41:29.440 Why do you yeah? 00:41:29.679 --> 00:41:35.360 And then he he was asking me questions, but he just leaves in the middle of our conversation and I was like, Okay, no worries. 00:41:35.440 --> 00:41:35.840 I like it. 00:41:35.920 --> 00:41:42.159 You're like that, you remind me of every boyfriend I've ever and so then I'm like, I guess I'll just leave. 00:41:42.320 --> 00:41:48.239 And then I go to leave, and then he walks upstairs and he like motions me back and he goes, Do you want to do a shot? 00:41:48.639 --> 00:41:49.039 What? 00:41:49.199 --> 00:41:50.480 And I said, say less. 00:41:50.639 --> 00:41:57.360 And so and so I do a shot of like a delicious tequila that literally like went down so smooth. 00:41:57.599 --> 00:42:00.960 And another artist was there and they had just put her work on the wall. 00:42:01.119 --> 00:42:04.000 So we did like a toast to her, and then champagne. 00:42:04.239 --> 00:42:11.440 Yeah, well, I mean, someone had wine and everyone did a shout-up, tequila, and he had a dog that was just like walking free in the store. 00:42:11.519 --> 00:42:14.320 The the door was open, so the dog was like walking into the street and coming back. 00:42:14.480 --> 00:42:14.719 Whoa. 00:42:14.880 --> 00:42:15.840 It was very ethereal. 00:42:15.920 --> 00:42:16.800 I was like, this is so near. 00:42:17.039 --> 00:42:19.360 And then he's like, wait, let's get let me get your information. 00:42:19.440 --> 00:42:21.199 Sometimes we do events, we'd like love to have you. 00:42:21.360 --> 00:42:25.920 Oh my god! And I just went home and was like, that was the most New York day I've ever been into. 00:42:26.480 --> 00:42:28.079 Like, and then I got a pizza! 00:42:29.920 --> 00:42:31.199 That's so fun, yeah. 00:42:31.440 --> 00:42:32.239 Enough of boring stories. 00:42:32.400 --> 00:42:33.280 Let's go to the group thinking. 00:42:33.440 --> 00:42:34.400 We have to go to groupthink. 00:42:34.480 --> 00:42:39.440 So now we're gonna go to groupthink, where we're kind of talking about what is the whole group thinking about right now, you know? 00:42:39.599 --> 00:42:42.159 And the group is everyone in pop culture. 00:42:42.400 --> 00:42:44.079 Do you want to know what the

group is thinking about? 00:42:44.320 --> 00:42:46.400 Yeah, Johnny, what is the group thinking about? 00:42:46.719 --> 00:42:50.159 Well, we spoke about the Taylor Swift songs, but I kind of want to talk about some other topics. 00:42:50.719 --> 00:42:52.800 There is some more drag drama this week, too. 00:42:53.119 --> 00:42:54.000 Not that interesting. 00:42:54.159 --> 00:42:59.760 Um I think I think I've be like so. 00:42:59.920 --> 00:43:01.599 I've been taking this like medicine. 00:43:02.079 --> 00:43:02.960 I've been taking this medicine. 00:43:03.199 --> 00:43:03.599 Tell me that. 00:43:04.000 --> 00:43:08.159 It's supposed to help you not want alcohol as much. 00:43:08.480 --> 00:43:08.880 Is it what? 00:43:09.920 --> 00:43:13.679 No, it's called like no traxoline or some something like that. 00:43:14.159 --> 00:43:14.559 I need it. 00:43:14.719 --> 00:43:16.320 It's a zempic for alcoholics. 00:43:16.559 --> 00:43:20.320 But yeah, basically, I think I beat it. 00:43:22.719 --> 00:43:26.079 I think I think like I'm the person that would out-eat GLP1. 00:43:26.400 --> 00:43:26.559 Yeah. 00:43:27.920 --> 00:43:28.880 You like a challenge. 00:43:29.039 --> 00:43:36.400 I like a challenge, and as much as it wants me to not like alcohol, like I'm not that guy. 00:43:36.639 --> 00:43:37.360 Well, I think it's great. 00:43:38.159 --> 00:43:46.000 I think like learning about this for the first time on the podcast, like I think it's great that you would want to reduce your alcohol intake, but I'm just surprised that that's something that you would want. 00:43:46.159 --> 00:43:46.800 Tell me more. 00:43:47.039 --> 00:43:48.960 Um was this mandated by a partner? 00:43:49.360 --> 00:43:50.559 No, no, it actually wasn't. 00:43:52.639 --> 00:43:59.119 The government somewhat I think the law the the the Chinese communist party. 00:43:59.519 --> 00:44:02.719 Um No, I think I think I mean there is whatever. 00:44:02.800 --> 00:44:06.000 I went to the doctor, and there was like they're like liver's not bad. 00:44:06.079 --> 00:44:09.920 There's like it could be better, but I also went on like a bender the night before. 00:44:10.079 --> 00:44:15.920 So it's like whatever does liver like bounce back or liver is the one that regenerates. 00:44:16.079 --> 00:44:16.400 Okay. 00:44:16.719 --> 00:44:19.920 Unless you like get it really, really bad and then it doesn't. 00:44:20.159 --> 00:44:21.519 Then that's why you need liver transplant. 00:44:22.000 --> 00:44:22.239 Okay. 00:44:22.400 --> 00:44:23.199 I've looked into it. 00:44:23.599 --> 00:44:24.639 Hey, chat chipt. 00:44:25.039 --> 00:44:26.880 I think it's good for you to drink a little less. 00:44:27.119 --> 00:44:30.639 Chat GBT, okay, you're uh Kaloke over here. 00:44:31.119 --> 00:44:34.719 Um speaking of Kaleoke, we're gonna get into that afterwards, keep going. 00:44:35.119 --> 00:44:38.000 Um, but yeah, anyways, no, it actually has been working. 00:44:38.079 --> 00:44:48.480 I will say, and this is

like a weird milestone, but I'm just like, I don't know, if I were to just like hang out like like tonight, if I were just hanging out, I'd be like, oh, I'll just have like four martinis. 00:44:48.719 --> 00:44:50.480 But it's like I don't have the urge for that. 00:44:50.559 --> 00:44:52.559 I still want like two. 00:44:52.880 --> 00:44:53.199 Yeah. 00:44:53.519 --> 00:44:55.599 So like I mean, yeah, it should be an improvement. 00:44:55.760 --> 00:44:57.119 It shouldn't like absolutely alter. 00:44:57.519 --> 00:45:05.840 Which is kind of ideal because it's like I don't believe in the well, I would never do like cold turkey, but instead of having like 15 drinks, you have like eight. 00:45:06.159 --> 00:45:06.960 I think that's great. 00:45:07.119 --> 00:45:08.480 Listen, it's an improvement. 00:45:08.639 --> 00:45:13.840 Um, I think some of some GLP ones are like that, where it's like you just have less instead of no food. 00:45:14.000 --> 00:45:15.679 It depends on what your dosage is around. 00:45:15.920 --> 00:45:19.760 But I think don't they just make you like you have to be more intentional like about what you eat. 00:45:19.840 --> 00:45:22.159 So if you're on GLP ones, like you have to be eating chicken. 00:45:22.239 --> 00:45:24.079 So like for you, it's doing less alcohol. 00:45:24.159 --> 00:45:26.400 It's like you have to make sure that you're drinking like gray goose. 00:45:26.559 --> 00:45:27.039 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:45:27.280 --> 00:45:28.960 I gotta make sure it's high proof. 00:45:29.119 --> 00:45:31.360 So that when I do drink, it's intense. 00:45:31.599 --> 00:45:32.239 Yeah, yeah. 00:45:32.400 --> 00:45:33.360 And you still it goes right. 00:45:33.920 --> 00:45:38.320 Or if you're having like a uh one of those white claws, it's like surge. 00:45:38.800 --> 00:45:39.679 Yeah, it's go serious. 00:45:39.920 --> 00:45:44.559 Well, did you know that white claws, all those they are the same, you know those like cult 45? 00:45:44.880 --> 00:45:47.199 Yeah, they are the same exact thing. 00:45:47.519 --> 00:45:48.880 They're both malt liquor. 00:45:49.039 --> 00:45:50.320 And I don't love to hear that. 00:45:50.559 --> 00:45:51.599 And I don't love to hear that. 00:45:51.840 --> 00:45:52.800 Wait, I don't understand what that is. 00:45:53.039 --> 00:45:53.360 Okay, okay. 00:45:53.599 --> 00:46:06.320 Malt liquor, it's the way they make uh a um what's it uh four loco, the way they make a white cloth, the way they make those cult 45s, those like 40 ounces. 00:46:11.920 --> 00:46:12.960 Those are all the same things. 00:46:14.159 --> 00:46:17.280 And it's this funny thing where it's like it's like, well, this is healthy. 00:46:17.360 --> 00:46:20.719 It's like, no, it's the same exact thing as drinking a four loco. 00:46:21.039 --> 00:46:22.000 It's just disguised. 00:46:22.239 --> 00:46:23.679 Wait, now and said it was healthy. 00:46:23.920 --> 00:46:25.679 No, but that's just Donald drinking Celsius. 00:46:25.840 --> 00:46:27.199 No, they're like, it's a hundred calories. 00:46:27.360 --> 00:46:28.880 No, that's just Donald and Celsius. 00:46:29.119 --> 00:46:30.239 Listen, I have a whole tub right there. 00:46:31.360 --> 00:46:32.400 It's a fabulous product. 00:46:32.800 --> 00:46:34.960 You have the um the guava one? 00:46:35.440 --> 00:46:35.760 No. 00:46:36.320 --> 00:46:39.679 Oh, the guava is really real the guava banana. 00:46:40.079 --> 00:46:40.960 Guava banana. 00:46:41.360 --> 00:46:46.239 Um, okay, so our next topic is that um Kelly Clarkson says she loves AI. 00:46:46.639 --> 00:46:56.960 Um, she was on Las Culture's our other podcast brothers that we love so much, and she was kind of talking about like it was like this awkward moment where she was like, You guys, you know what I'm loving right now? 00:46:57.119 --> 00:46:59.199 I mean, that's obviously a sponsored thing. 00:46:59.519 --> 00:47:00.000 No, it wasn't. 00:47:00.400 --> 00:47:02.239 She was like, I love ChatGPT. 00:47:02.400 --> 00:47:05.920 And she's like, I I've just gotten into it, and I think it's so cool. 00:47:06.079 --> 00:47:12.559 I've redesigned my house with it, and they were kind of like, uh, because like they're pretty against AI, I would say. 00:47:12.880 --> 00:47:19.360 Um has a percentage of they're like, well, it's only 15% that it will end the world. 00:47:19.840 --> 00:47:24.559 And it's that seems pretty high for like helping us with remedial text. 00:47:24.800 --> 00:47:25.199 Yeah. 00:47:25.440 --> 00:47:26.239 Did you see that? 00:47:26.320 --> 00:47:31.280 Um, OpenAI, they also they just uh said they're not releasing their newest model. 00:47:31.360 --> 00:47:32.719 They said it's too dangerous. 00:47:32.960 --> 00:47:33.599 You're kidding. 00:47:33.840 --> 00:47:36.400 They did this last week, they announced. 00:47:36.639 --> 00:47:43.840 I just am like, if you're trying to replace humans, can we just live in a society where we don't have to make any money and we could just like kind of do that? 00:47:44.079 --> 00:47:55.199 Oh no, see, that's the problem, is you have people like Elon Musk and they're like, well, we're gonna live in this utopian world where there's just gonna be so much money that we don't everyone will be able to focus just on the whatever it's like. 00:47:55.519 --> 00:48:02.960 Well, babe, no, you babe, you specifically have so much money that you specifically could solve a lot of the world's issues. 00:48:03.280 --> 00:48:03.519 Right. 00:48:03.920 --> 00:48:09.360 It's just gonna be like four people have more money and then everyone else doesn't have food or water. 00:48:10.239 --> 00:48:10.480 Right. 00:48:10.639 --> 00:48:10.880 Yeah. 00:48:12.400 --> 00:48:13.840 Yeah, it's very interesting. 00:48:14.079 --> 00:48:14.880 And you know what it's like? 00:48:14.960 --> 00:48:15.039 Right. 00:48:15.280 --> 00:48:17.679 You think it's like you think, and we're really thinking. 00:48:17.840 --> 00:48:19.519 So it's not you think, it's you think.

00:48:19.840 --> 00:48:26.400 Um and the last you think the last thing we're gonna groupthink about, besides a man jerking at a drag show. 00:48:26.639 --> 00:48:29.599 Oh my god, you could you could talk about that, and I'm gonna pull something out. 00:48:29.679 --> 00:48:33.360 Oh, that's not even the drama that I uh sorry jerking at a thing. 00:48:33.440 --> 00:48:35.440 Did you see that United Airlines thing? 00:48:35.599 --> 00:48:35.760 No. 00:48:36.159 --> 00:48:43.360 There was a woman where she was sitting on a United Airlines flight, and the guy next to her was staring at her and jerking her. 00:48:43.760 --> 00:48:46.159 She just said what was she wearing? 00:48:46.239 --> 00:48:54.000 No, she told the flight attendant, and the flight attendant was just like, Oh, you'll be fine. 00:48:54.639 --> 00:48:58.559 And so, and then she ended up like posting it, whatever. 00:48:58.880 --> 00:49:01.679 United gave her a$100 credit. 00:49:01.840 --> 00:49:03.440 Oh, they were gonna say$100,000. 00:49:03.920 --> 00:49:10.559 They acknowledged it, and they're like, here's an$100 credit for this guy jerking off next to you the entire time. 00:49:10.960 --> 00:49:16.079 I just got a$450 credit for I had a flight canceled and then I was rebooked on a new one immediately. 00:49:16.400 --> 00:49:18.559 You should have gotten way more than that, but really, yeah. 00:49:18.960 --> 00:49:20.320 You just have to ask for more. 00:49:20.400 --> 00:49:30.480 You ask for the full amount of your flight, plus I got I got uh$700 just for one way to on like a shit airline to Romania. 00:49:30.719 --> 00:49:31.360 You had a business. 00:49:31.679 --> 00:49:33.440 I need to really uh talk to them. 00:49:33.679 --> 00:49:34.239 Yeah. 00:49:34.559 --> 00:49:40.559 Um I need to go into the Okay, so now you know, you know what season it is, besides spooky season. 00:49:40.800 --> 00:49:42.320 Well, it's the only season I celebrate. 00:49:42.480 --> 00:49:44.079 It's sexiest man alive season. 00:49:44.159 --> 00:49:49.039 Oh yeah, People Magazine has Are they deciding it's old year or young year? 00:49:49.199 --> 00:49:53.119 Well, they they're opening up to the fans for a couple categories, so I'm gonna talk through some of them. 00:49:53.199 --> 00:49:53.920 We're gonna vote together. 00:49:54.639 --> 00:49:57.119 Who is the sexiest fake hockey player? 00:49:57.440 --> 00:49:58.159 I never watched this. 00:49:58.480 --> 00:50:00.000 Um for me it's Shane Hollander. 00:50:00.239 --> 00:50:01.519 Mine's Connor's Story. 00:50:01.679 --> 00:50:03.119 No, vote for Shane Hollander. 00:50:03.280 --> 00:50:04.320 Is that Hudson Williams? 00:50:04.400 --> 00:50:04.559 Yeah. 00:50:04.719 --> 00:50:08.320 Johnny, you get to tie it between Connor's story and Hudson Williams. 00:50:12.239 --> 00:50:17.280 I feel like it's unfair because like Connor has a smiley picture and Hudson's like his own. 00:50:17.440 --> 00:50:18.159 Yeah, but he has a bigger. 00:50:18.559 --> 00:50:18.960 This is weird. 00:50:19.039 --> 00:50:20.480 I'm not doing a father-son duo. 00:50:20.639 --> 00:50:24.079 Um who's the sexiest cat dad? 00:50:24.559 --> 00:50:27.199 Is it I don't know who these Travis Kelsey? 00:50:27.760 --> 00:50:28.559 No, I'm gonna do this. 00:50:28.960 --> 00:50:30.400 You do not find machine gun cut. 00:50:30.639 --> 00:50:33.039 Who's the sexiest dancing with the stars, bro? 00:50:33.280 --> 00:50:34.639 Ezra, because he's gay. 00:50:34.800 --> 00:50:35.199 Ezra! 00:50:35.760 --> 00:50:37.360 No, Patch, look at those ads. 00:50:37.760 --> 00:50:39.760 Let me see, wait, but it's cum gutter. 00:50:41.280 --> 00:50:41.519 Whoa. 00:50:41.760 --> 00:50:44.639 And Michael, can you describe it just because it's like a podcast? 00:50:44.880 --> 00:50:52.239 Yeah, so there's this guy, he has a really cute little smirk on his face, and his body is what some might describe as T. 00:50:52.960 --> 00:50:53.039 T. 00:50:53.519 --> 00:50:57.039 And yeah, he definitely has those those uh cum gutters. 00:50:57.119 --> 00:50:59.199 So I'm gonna actually vote for Pasha Pasha Pasha. 00:50:59.440 --> 00:51:00.239 Alright, who's next? 00:51:00.320 --> 00:51:01.360 You tell us. 00:51:01.760 --> 00:51:06.480 And next we have the sexiest TV cowboy. 00:51:06.880 --> 00:51:07.280 I don't know. 00:51:07.920 --> 00:51:11.360 I don't know who any of these people are, but it's obviously Benjamin Ayers. 00:51:11.679 --> 00:51:12.159 Alright, perfect. 00:51:12.239 --> 00:51:14.800 Choose him, and then just do one more category. 00:51:14.960 --> 00:51:15.599 One more category. 00:51:15.760 --> 00:51:16.559 Yeah, I was thinking about that. 00:51:17.679 --> 00:51:18.320 Not a great website. 00:51:18.559 --> 00:51:19.679 It's a hard website to get through. 00:51:19.760 --> 00:51:22.159 It's not it's not like the one where you can buy your t-shirt. 00:51:22.400 --> 00:51:24.239 Right, which is so clear and easy to use. 00:51:24.400 --> 00:51:27.039 Um, who's the sexiest silver fox? 00:51:27.280 --> 00:51:30.079 We have Anderson Cooper, Sam Champion. 00:51:30.239 --> 00:51:32.480 I'm sorry, but I I'm not a champion of who that is. 00:51:33.360 --> 00:51:35.039 Andy Cohen or Stephen Colbert. 00:51:35.280 --> 00:51:36.719 I'm doing Stephen Colbert. 00:51:37.519 --> 00:51:38.639 I'm a Bravo, babe. 00:51:38.719 --> 00:51:40.159 I vote Andy for everything. 00:51:40.320 --> 00:51:48.079 I think Anderson Cooper is the sexiest silver fox, but I think Steven Colbert has had his show canceled, so I'm gonna vote for Andy. 00:51:48.159 --> 00:51:48.719 And he deserves it. 00:51:50.159 --> 00:51:50.559 Yeah. 00:51:50.800 --> 00:51:53.599 Okay, and speaking of business, it's time to get to our final segment. 00:51:53.920 --> 00:51:55.360 Wait, the the sexiest. 00:51:55.840 --> 00:51:58.000 Oh well, you you cut me out, so whatever. 00:51:58.079 --> 00:52:00.880 But it was the sexiest World Cup, which is like the hottest one. 00:52:01.280 --> 00:52:02.000 That's awesome.

00:52:02.400 --> 00:52:06.960 Um, okay, so it's time to get to our final segment, which is what do you even think? 00:52:07.360 --> 00:52:08.880 Which I know Michael prepared for. 00:52:09.440 --> 00:52:10.079 I did the sign up. 00:52:10.239 --> 00:52:10.800 You did, okay. 00:52:10.960 --> 00:52:17.360 Um, and this is where we kind of go through someone who's more in our orbit, and we want to see what the other two people think about them. 00:52:17.440 --> 00:52:18.400 Like, what do you even think about? 00:52:18.559 --> 00:52:19.920 You it's you actually take on. 00:52:20.320 --> 00:52:21.119 You don't need to. 00:52:21.360 --> 00:52:23.760 You're gonna you're gonna no, you're gonna participate in both of ours. 00:52:23.920 --> 00:52:25.920 Yeah, and you should say one too, I think. 00:52:26.159 --> 00:52:26.960 He should say one. 00:52:27.199 --> 00:52:28.800 Okay, well, he doesn't have it ready. 00:52:29.039 --> 00:52:31.920 But he can think of someone that he name any sports person. 00:52:32.639 --> 00:52:33.119 Yeah, sports person. 00:52:33.360 --> 00:52:38.400 Okay, so what do you guys even think about Lara Raj? 00:52:38.960 --> 00:52:40.000 Lara Raj. 00:52:40.559 --> 00:52:41.760 Oh if it is. 00:52:42.239 --> 00:52:43.199 If I had a dollar. 00:52:43.599 --> 00:52:44.000 Yeah. 00:52:44.239 --> 00:52:45.360 Lara Raj. 00:52:45.760 --> 00:52:51.360 She's so she actually is part of the Raj Taj Mahal Empire. 00:52:52.000 --> 00:52:52.159 Right. 00:52:52.400 --> 00:52:53.440 The Raj Taj is. 00:52:53.840 --> 00:52:55.679 The Raj Mahal is what they actually call it. 00:52:56.000 --> 00:52:59.119 It was actually meant to be called the Raj Mahal. 00:53:00.159 --> 00:53:03.440 But her family got bought out by Taj. 00:53:03.760 --> 00:53:09.679 By Taj, but also there was actually a little known secret, which is only that's something that you specialize in. 00:53:09.920 --> 00:53:10.320 Yeah, yeah. 00:53:10.400 --> 00:53:18.719 It's they they had a typewriter and the R was missing, but they had the T and they just said, Oh, well, we'll just call it Taj. 00:53:19.039 --> 00:53:23.039 Yeah, because they they it was the whole thing, and like you know how sometimes typewriters get like stuck. 00:53:23.360 --> 00:53:24.159 Stuck, it got stuck. 00:53:24.400 --> 00:53:24.800 Yeah, it got stuck. 00:53:25.039 --> 00:53:28.000 So anytime you even had the R, it would hit a T. 00:53:28.159 --> 00:53:31.679 It would hit the T, which is also my favorite dance, which hit the T. 00:53:32.480 --> 00:53:36.480 But yeah, so she's a legend in the hotel industry. 00:53:36.960 --> 00:53:37.920 And that's time. 00:53:38.960 --> 00:53:40.559 Okay, I'm gonna show you a picture and see. 00:53:40.719 --> 00:53:41.840 Does she ring a bell to you? 00:53:41.920 --> 00:53:42.800 Lara Runch. 00:53:42.960 --> 00:53:44.480 Oh, she's in Cat's Eye, huh? 00:53:44.639 --> 00:53:46.320 She's in Cat's Eye. 00:53:47.119 --> 00:53:48.559 It's a K-pop band. 00:53:48.800 --> 00:53:52.559 Um the reason I bring them up is they were on SNL last week. 00:53:52.800 --> 00:53:55.039 Oh, with um with the basketball player. 00:53:55.280 --> 00:53:55.599 Yes. 00:53:55.760 --> 00:53:56.000 Yeah. 00:53:56.159 --> 00:53:59.599 Um, and they were on SNL, and she is one of the cast members, and she cast members. 00:54:00.400 --> 00:54:05.840 She's one of the people in the band, and she is from New York City, Connecticut. 00:54:08.639 --> 00:54:09.199 Brutal. 00:54:10.800 --> 00:54:11.199 Good for her. 00:54:11.840 --> 00:54:12.880 Who should we think about? 00:54:13.119 --> 00:54:16.480 So I want to know what do you even think about Steven Schwartz? 00:54:16.800 --> 00:54:19.440 Steven Schwartz, I mean, obviously a Jew. 00:54:19.679 --> 00:54:23.440 Okay, so Steven, he's always been a nice, nice boy. 00:54:23.519 --> 00:54:25.519 I remember going to his bar mitzvah. 00:54:25.760 --> 00:54:26.559 Oh, his shulk. 00:54:26.880 --> 00:54:28.320 You know what they had that was amazing? 00:54:28.480 --> 00:54:30.400 They had roast beef and sushi. 00:54:30.800 --> 00:54:32.480 Oh! Love that. 00:54:32.719 --> 00:54:33.119 Love that. 00:54:33.280 --> 00:54:37.840 And so, yeah, what but what most people know him for is writing that play. 00:54:38.719 --> 00:54:39.199 What? 00:54:39.440 --> 00:54:40.320 He wrote that play. 00:54:40.559 --> 00:54:41.519 Which play? 00:54:41.920 --> 00:54:43.199 F-A-L Schwartz? 00:54:43.440 --> 00:54:46.159 No! And that's time. 00:54:46.880 --> 00:54:48.159 Is it San Time? 00:54:48.559 --> 00:54:50.000 Um, it's close. 00:54:50.320 --> 00:54:55.760 So Steven Schwartz, Stephen Schwartz is the composer that wrote Wicked the Musical. 00:54:56.880 --> 00:54:57.199 Yeah. 00:54:57.599 --> 00:54:58.400 Is he Jewish? 00:54:58.639 --> 00:55:00.639 He is Jewish, of course. 00:55:01.199 --> 00:55:10.079 Um, but it's weird because wait, let me, I'm pretty sure he wrote um the musical Godspell, which is about Jesus. 00:55:10.159 --> 00:55:13.039 Like it's about like the last few days of Jesus' life. 00:55:13.440 --> 00:55:15.280 I feel like they weren't that good. 00:55:16.719 --> 00:55:18.400 They were bombers of days. 00:55:18.719 --> 00:55:22.559 That's why he wrote uh although there was a really good meal, which I'm gonna focus on. 00:55:22.960 --> 00:55:27.280 But it's weird because he wrote Godspell about like the Catholic religion. 00:55:27.840 --> 00:55:28.079 That's right. 00:55:28.480 --> 00:55:29.599 I love that, but he's Jewish. 00:55:29.679 --> 00:55:33.679 But I guess most Jews write have written the Christmas song, so it all kind of makes sense. 00:55:34.239 --> 00:55:34.559 Yeah. 00:55:34.800 --> 00:55:35.760 I mean, yeah. 00:55:36.000 --> 00:55:37.920 Yeah, Mariah Carey's Jewish. 00:55:38.239 --> 00:55:38.559 Okay. 00:55:39.599 --> 00:55:41.840 Um, so that's kind of the T, honey. 00:55:42.320 --> 00:55:47.039 Um Johnny, tell us name a sports person who isn't Hadeki Matsui. 00:55:47.360 --> 00:55:49.280 Or Bernie Williams or

Derek Judah. 00:55:49.519 --> 00:55:52.000 What do you even think about? 00:55:53.599 --> 00:55:54.880 Cody Bellinger. 00:55:55.599 --> 00:55:56.719 Cody Bellinger. 00:55:56.800 --> 00:55:58.559 I actually know who Cody Bellinger is. 00:55:58.800 --> 00:55:59.920 He's a basketball player. 00:56:00.000 --> 00:56:00.320 Yeah. 00:56:00.480 --> 00:56:02.079 He plays for the Mets. 00:56:02.239 --> 00:56:02.559 Yeah. 00:56:02.800 --> 00:56:05.039 And he And they're so strong. 00:56:05.280 --> 00:56:06.000 Yeah, so strong. 00:56:06.079 --> 00:56:07.119 And well, he. 00:56:07.280 --> 00:56:08.400 Oh, sorry, no, they them. 00:56:08.480 --> 00:56:09.039 He's a they're just a team. 00:56:09.199 --> 00:56:11.440 No, the team first thing is a very strong team. 00:56:11.920 --> 00:56:12.719 Um, yeah. 00:56:12.880 --> 00:56:13.199 The Mets. 00:56:13.599 --> 00:56:14.800 Not everything is they them. 00:56:15.039 --> 00:56:15.519 He's a Peters. 00:56:15.679 --> 00:56:16.639 Besides your therapist. 00:56:16.960 --> 00:56:19.519 He's a yeah, I kind of have a they them. 00:56:19.760 --> 00:56:22.320 That's so annoying because it's like then you're doing therapy for them. 00:56:22.800 --> 00:56:23.920 Yeah, oh my god. 00:56:24.320 --> 00:56:24.480 Okay. 00:56:24.559 --> 00:56:24.719 Yeah. 00:56:24.960 --> 00:56:28.000 Um, so anyway, Cody Belinchek. 00:56:28.079 --> 00:56:29.280 No, he's actually not. 00:56:29.360 --> 00:56:30.000 I was wrong. 00:56:30.079 --> 00:56:31.119 He's a hockey player. 00:56:31.519 --> 00:56:32.639 He plays for the Bruins. 00:56:33.599 --> 00:56:34.719 He plays for the Bruins. 00:56:35.360 --> 00:56:36.239 And that's our final answer. 00:56:37.840 --> 00:56:38.559 So no. 00:56:39.760 --> 00:56:41.039 He played for the Yankees. 00:56:41.440 --> 00:56:42.320 Wait, we were so close. 00:56:42.480 --> 00:56:44.639 Wait, but I was right about the Belinchek of it all, right? 00:56:44.880 --> 00:56:49.199 You're thinking Bill Belinchek, who's what used to be the coach of the Patriots. 00:56:49.440 --> 00:56:49.679 Yeah. 00:56:50.400 --> 00:56:51.360 Okay, so that's football. 00:56:51.440 --> 00:56:52.000 That's it. 00:56:52.159 --> 00:56:52.400 Okay. 00:56:52.639 --> 00:56:55.039 But he had an iconic moment. 00:56:55.119 --> 00:56:57.840 Uh the Yankees were playing the Red Sox in the playoffs. 00:56:58.639 --> 00:56:58.960 This week? 00:56:59.119 --> 00:56:59.599 Yeah, this week. 00:56:59.679 --> 00:57:00.880 He had an This week? 00:57:00.960 --> 00:57:01.039 Yeah. 00:57:01.280 --> 00:57:02.719 Didn't they just start the games? 00:57:03.280 --> 00:57:04.239 Or it's it's over? 00:57:04.480 --> 00:57:05.440 Well, they just started the playoffs. 00:57:05.519 --> 00:57:05.599 Oh. 00:57:05.760 --> 00:57:06.480 They started the playoffs. 00:57:06.639 --> 00:57:06.880 Yeah, yeah. 00:57:07.199 --> 00:57:08.000 It was iconic. 00:57:08.079 --> 00:57:12.320 So, first of all, his dad played in the Yankees in the night for the Yankees in the 90s. 00:57:12.480 -->

00:57:13.840 He was like an amazing player. 00:57:14.000 --> 00:57:16.719 And so he threw out, his dad threw out the first pitch. 00:57:16.800 --> 00:57:17.519 He caught it. 00:57:17.679 --> 00:57:18.320 Amazing. 00:57:18.559 --> 00:57:22.400 Later in the game, they intentionally walked the guy in front of him. 00:57:22.480 --> 00:57:24.639 Basically, that just means we think we can get you. 00:57:24.719 --> 00:57:25.920 This guy's better than you. 00:57:26.239 --> 00:57:28.079 He then hits a home run. 00:57:28.559 --> 00:57:31.440 And it was, oh, and it was his birthday. 00:57:31.679 --> 00:57:32.880 He had a Homer Simpson. 00:57:32.960 --> 00:57:33.760 He had a Homer Simpson. 00:57:34.000 --> 00:57:35.360 Wait, wait. 00:57:35.840 --> 00:57:36.800 Yankees beat the Red Sox. 00:57:37.039 --> 00:57:37.280 Wait. 00:57:37.360 --> 00:57:37.599 Yeah. 00:57:38.079 --> 00:57:39.119 Yesterday or two days ago? 00:57:39.519 --> 00:57:39.760 Yesterday. 00:57:40.000 --> 00:57:40.480 Yesterday. 00:57:40.800 --> 00:57:49.039 So I find this strange because you grew up in Massachusetts, but you're explaining the lore to the people of your sportsness. 00:57:49.360 --> 00:57:50.559 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 00:57:50.800 --> 00:57:51.519 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 00:57:51.760 --> 00:57:56.159 New York's New York's hottest club is the New York Yankees. 00:57:56.480 --> 00:58:07.039 Um basically we were born in New York, technically the Bronx, BX, but we basically grew up outside of uh Boston. 00:58:07.280 --> 00:58:10.000 But as a result of that, I hated Boston. 00:58:10.079 --> 00:58:11.679 My dad was RIP. 00:58:11.840 --> 00:58:16.239 And my dad was uh a huge New York fan, New York through and through. 00:58:16.320 --> 00:58:21.840 So then I grew up a massive New York fan, but specifically really just the Yankees. 00:58:21.920 --> 00:58:28.000 Like I had a huge Derek Cheater, like fat head, those like six foot tall stickers on the wall. 00:58:28.079 --> 00:58:30.320 I'm like your room and my room was Yankee thinged. 00:58:30.400 --> 00:58:31.840 It was hard to sell in Boston. 00:58:32.480 --> 00:58:38.800 Um and so I am like a superstitious Yankee fan, like very, very, very superstitious. 00:58:38.960 --> 00:58:41.760 So that's that's that's how I feel about Surian Survivor. 00:58:41.840 --> 00:58:45.280 Like whenever she's on, like I'm superstitious, like I can't breathe, whatever. 00:58:45.440 --> 00:58:50.719 So I'm like, oh, if I walked into the room and something good happened, then I have to keep walking into the room. 00:58:51.280 --> 00:58:52.639 My brother did the same thing. 00:58:52.800 --> 00:58:57.920 So I had the opposite experience because my dad is from Boston, he's from Wista. 00:58:58.400 --> 00:58:58.960 What's that? 00:58:59.440 --> 00:59:05.599 So my brother grew up a like Boston fan for all the teams, but he was such a diehard. 00:59:05.840 --> 00:59:11.039 Specifically, about my dad wasn't into hockey, so he was like a Flyers fan through and through. 00:59:11.199 --> 00:59:11.360 Okay. 00:59:11.599 --> 00:59:14.960 And if like he would have flyers with Goodman, you guys were remembering. 00:59:15.039 --> 00:59:15.840 I yeah, I think so. 00:59:16.079 --> 00:59:22.880 We he would like put one time he put his like string of his hoodie behind his ear and they scored. 00:59:23.199 --> 00:59:25.679 So then every time he watched the game, he had to put the thing on the ear. 00:59:26.320 --> 00:59:30.960 The door had to be closed, and like I remember one time I opened the door and like the other team scored, and I got screamed. 00:59:31.280 --> 00:59:32.880 You know, I don't know if you remember this. 00:59:32.960 --> 00:59:38.400 There was one game, I don't know how it started, but remember I would always hit like going into the family room. 00:59:38.960 --> 00:59:39.599 I do remember that. 00:59:39.920 --> 00:59:43.440 And I hit that, and then I said the words beautiful gangster. 00:59:43.840 --> 00:59:47.760 I don't know what you're probably inspired by beautiful liar by Shakir and Beyonce. 00:59:48.000 --> 00:59:48.800 Honestly, maybe. 00:59:48.960 --> 00:59:51.840 But and and the Yankees, it was like they got a hit. 00:59:51.920 --> 01:00:00.639 So then three three hours straight, I would run into the family room, slap the top of the ceiling, and then go, beautiful gangster. 01:00:00.800 --> 01:00:01.440 It's so good. 01:00:04.400 --> 01:00:08.880 What I'm saying is, oh, my mom's calling, hold on, this is her first podcast appearance. 01:00:10.000 --> 01:00:12.400 Mom, welcome to You Think Podcast. 01:00:12.480 --> 01:00:14.559 You're on speaker and we're recording. 01:00:14.880 --> 01:00:17.360 And we have a very special guest with us. 01:00:18.320 --> 01:00:18.719 Hello. 01:00:18.880 --> 01:00:23.599 I'm at the theater right now, and I am a musical done by John Mellencamp. 01:00:23.760 --> 01:00:24.320 You know who he is? 01:00:24.719 --> 01:00:28.719 Yeah, he's Teddy Mellencamp's father, and she was on Real Houses at Beverly Hills. 01:00:29.119 --> 01:00:29.920 Are you kidding? 01:00:30.159 --> 01:00:31.280 I'm not kidding. 01:00:31.519 --> 01:00:32.480 He's a legend. 01:00:32.880 --> 01:00:33.679 Yeah, he might be. 01:00:33.920 --> 01:00:39.119 I don't think he's here, but he produced this, and they wrote it just for this play and um and a gun quick. 01:00:39.360 --> 01:00:40.159 So you think? 01:00:40.639 --> 01:00:41.039 Yay! 01:00:41.760 --> 01:00:46.639 Welcome to the podcast, and we're here with our second ever straight guest, Johnny. 01:00:47.280 --> 01:00:49.360 Oh my god, I didn't know we straight. 01:00:50.320 --> 01:00:50.960 That's what he said. 01:00:51.119 --> 01:00:53.199 We're listening and we're learning, you know what I mean? 01:00:53.440 --> 01:00:54.000 Oh, I know. 01:00:54.079 --> 01:00:55.360 I like that journey. 01:00:57.519 --> 01:01:03.440 Um, but we'll call you just because our sponsors haven't paid for a a second guest, so we probably can't have you on

this. 01:01:04.079 --> 01:01:07.119 Um but we're gonna call you after. 01:01:07.519 --> 01:01:08.400 Okay, love you. 01:01:08.559 --> 01:01:09.599 Love you, love you. 01:01:09.840 --> 01:01:11.519 That's our third listener. 01:01:12.159 --> 01:01:12.639 Uh wait. 01:01:13.039 --> 01:01:13.360 Watch out. 01:01:13.679 --> 01:01:14.719 I am having it. 01:01:14.960 --> 01:01:20.880 So my nephew, who's five years old, he really wanted to watch the Red Sox game. 01:01:21.280 --> 01:01:22.159 Okay, rumor. 01:01:22.320 --> 01:01:22.400 Yeah. 01:01:23.679 --> 01:01:30.880 And so my brother was playing it, and my nephew asked, uh, does it matter if the Red Sox win? 01:01:31.039 --> 01:01:32.719 Like, does it matter to the world if the Red Sox win? 01:01:32.960 --> 01:01:34.000 Well, they're ye didn't win up. 01:01:34.159 --> 01:01:34.239 Yeah. 01:01:34.559 --> 01:01:38.000 No, and my brother said, you know, in the scheme of things, no. 01:01:38.159 --> 01:01:40.719 And I literally was like, I'm so sorry, what? 01:01:40.880 --> 01:01:44.639 You're like, like growing up, it actually was the only thing that mattered. 01:01:44.800 --> 01:01:47.920 And if I walked in the room the wrong way, then I got screamed at. 01:01:48.239 --> 01:01:55.519 No, it's not that my brother once had his foot in like a box, and so he had to always have that box with his foot in it to watch the game. 01:01:55.679 --> 01:02:02.880 And I don't understand, like, it's my brother is like a very rational person, and like he's a lawyer, basically, he worked finance banker. 01:02:03.760 --> 01:02:08.079 Uh so he he considers himself to be a very rational person, right? 01:02:08.239 --> 01:02:09.519 But then he does fucking shit like this. 01:02:09.840 --> 01:02:11.280 I mean, that's like anyone with religion. 01:02:11.440 --> 01:02:16.159 Yeah, but I think like sports, I guess are religion, but I don't I just don't get that whole superstition. 01:02:16.559 --> 01:02:17.519 I think it really spooks me. 01:02:17.679 --> 01:02:24.880 Well, my favorite thing about sports that I'm very like conscientious of, it's like when people are like, oh, you know, we haven't been doing that well. 01:02:24.960 --> 01:02:27.280 And I'm like, what's this we doing? 01:02:27.760 --> 01:02:28.639 Like, what do you mean? 01:02:28.719 --> 01:02:30.480 Like so that's actually groupthink. 01:02:30.639 --> 01:02:31.599 Yeah, it is group thing. 01:02:31.760 --> 01:02:34.000 Well, it literally brings it all together. 01:02:34.320 --> 01:02:36.320 And that's the end of our time today. 01:02:37.119 --> 01:02:38.639 Straight Johnny, my brother. 01:02:38.880 --> 01:02:39.599 Thanks for being here. 01:02:39.840 --> 01:02:41.440 What was your experience like? 01:02:42.079 --> 01:02:43.280 Um, gay. 01:02:44.000 --> 01:02:44.960 Yeah, it was. 01:02:45.119 --> 01:02:46.239 And tune in next week. 01:02:46.400 --> 01:02:48.639 I think it's just gonna be myself and Michael. 01:02:48.800 --> 01:02:52.880 And we're gonna have kind of a wild story to tell of our weekend in Philly. 01:02:53.679 --> 01:02:54.239 Philly and Philly. 01:02:54.639 --> 01:02:56.480 All of our listeners vote blue. 01:02:56.719 --> 01:02:57.519 Vote blue. 01:02:57.679 --> 01:03:03.440 Yeah, we're trying to like Nicki Minaj is telling her fans to vote red, so we're trying to get on the podcast and get the fans away. 01:03:03.920 --> 01:03:05.679 We're all a bunch of telefrikas. 01:03:05.840 --> 01:03:06.880 Yeah, baby. 01:03:07.039 --> 01:03:07.599 What is that? 01:03:07.760 --> 01:03:10.400 Uh it's like people are fans of James Telefrico. 01:03:11.119 --> 01:03:12.320 Michael doesn't know anything about politics. 01:03:13.280 --> 01:03:14.800 Um, love you. 01:03:14.880 --> 01:03:17.599 Keep thinking and keep your thinking caps on. 01:03:17.760 --> 01:03:18.000 Bye. 01:03:19.360 --> 01:03:20.559 No, thank you. 01:03:24.880 --> 01:03:29.920 You think is produced and edited by Straight Luke, aka Luke Martin, and kind of sort of by Peter Schum. 01:03:30.079 --> 01:03:32.800 Art by Curtis Brown and music by Jack Rayner.