บทถอดความฉบับเต็มของ FF (Friends Forever)

had a doctor. 00:01:44.799 --> 00:01:46.640 Kim Kardashian also did have a doctor's note. 00:01:46.719 --> 00:01:47.040 She did? 00:01:47.200 --> 00:01:48.319 She had preclampsia. 00:01:48.400 --> 00:01:49.439 Do you know what that is? 00:01:49.920 --> 00:01:51.359 It sounds kind of horny. 00:01:51.599 --> 00:01:52.159 Oh my god. 00:01:52.319 --> 00:01:55.439 Gay guys don't know anything about the female body. 00:01:55.760 --> 00:01:57.439 How about learn about the female anatomy? 00:01:57.599 --> 00:01:58.079 Do you know what? 00:01:58.159 --> 00:02:01.680 I actually bought the biggest cities in the world and more of them just the other day. 00:02:01.760 --> 00:02:03.439 So I think I know a thing or two. 00:02:04.799 --> 00:02:06.000 And how was that? 00:02:06.079 --> 00:02:10.080 You so you recently, for your Velma outfit that you go viral for every year. 00:02:10.479 --> 00:02:10.879 Every year. 00:02:11.120 --> 00:02:11.759 You bought even more. 00:02:12.240 --> 00:02:14.000 I did recently go viral for it again. 00:02:14.080 --> 00:02:14.159 Yeah. 00:02:14.400 --> 00:02:15.199 Thanks to you. 00:02:15.439 --> 00:02:16.800 Your recommendation. 00:02:17.280 --> 00:02:23.199 But my more recent ones posting haven't gone viral yet for the Halloween month, but I'm certain they will. 00:02:23.280 --> 00:02:27.520 And I haven't posted my biggest titties yet, which I think they're really going to be excited about. 00:02:28.080 --> 00:02:30.400 Do you think YouTube shorts are going to like your big tits? 00:02:30.800 --> 00:02:32.400 I haven't ever put them on YouTube Shorts. 00:02:32.639 --> 00:02:33.759 I would explore that platform. 00:02:33.919 --> 00:02:34.479 You're right. 00:02:34.639 --> 00:02:35.599 You're right. 00:02:37.120 --> 00:02:46.000 Speaking of YouTube, can you all, if you're listening to this podcast, whether it's on YouTube or in your little ears, can I don't actually I don't want to ear shame. 00:02:46.560 --> 00:02:49.280 Whatever size ears you have, all ears you're listening to. 00:02:49.599 --> 00:02:58.960 Yeah, I have huge ass earlobes that I can't fit a hoop through my ear, no matter what the size of it is, because my ears are too thick, way too thick. 00:02:59.199 --> 00:03:03.199 I need ear osempic honey lobe or earlier. 00:03:04.240 --> 00:03:06.960 A little a little nip tuck in that earlobe. 00:03:07.199 --> 00:03:18.560 But if you're listening to us and it would just mean so much if you followed us on YouTube, if you subscribe to our YouTube channel, you can click subscribe and then click no notifications immediately after. 00:03:18.800 --> 00:03:25.680 We don't care if you want to get notifications from us, but it would help us so much if you just followed us on YouTube. 00:03:26.000 --> 00:03:26.879 Like, come on. 00:03:27.120 --> 00:03:27.360 Yeah. 00:03:27.759 --> 00:03:33.199 If we could monetize our friendship, then like that would really make our college selves happy. 00:03:33.439 --> 00:03:35.599 And we will show

feet at any point. 00:03:35.840 --> 00:03:36.879 I'm showing feet right now. 00:03:36.960 --> 00:03:38.879 I'm wearing actually care bear socks. 00:03:39.120 --> 00:03:39.840 Those are cute. 00:03:40.080 --> 00:03:40.400 Thank you. 00:03:40.479 --> 00:03:43.280 I actually got them at my work holiday party. 00:03:43.520 --> 00:03:44.159 I know. 00:03:44.400 --> 00:03:45.680 Which job gives you a couple of things. 00:03:45.840 --> 00:03:46.479 Which one do you think? 00:03:47.199 --> 00:03:48.560 Um, your front desk one. 00:03:48.719 --> 00:03:49.840 My front desk job. 00:03:50.080 --> 00:03:50.319 Yeah. 00:03:51.039 --> 00:03:51.919 I get that foot on me. 00:03:52.080 --> 00:03:52.400 Okay. 00:03:53.439 --> 00:03:54.400 It was a little giveaway. 00:03:54.560 --> 00:03:58.400 They we got little giveaways this year, and I got some care bear socks. 00:03:58.560 --> 00:03:58.960 That's so nice. 00:03:59.199 --> 00:04:00.080 And some socks. 00:04:00.319 --> 00:04:03.199 By the way, I forgot to ask you, are you looking forward to the holidays? 00:04:04.080 --> 00:04:05.599 Is that the Jewish holidays? 00:04:05.840 --> 00:04:07.199 No, just the holidays in general. 00:04:07.439 --> 00:04:08.560 The Halloween holidays. 00:04:08.800 --> 00:04:11.120 I just think it's nice to check in around the day. 00:04:11.360 --> 00:04:19.920 No, I totally get that because I'm actually I walk, I don't know if you walked around today, but the the Hasids are is that what they're called? 00:04:20.240 --> 00:04:21.279 Hasids, Hasids. 00:04:21.519 --> 00:04:22.000 Hasids. 00:04:22.480 --> 00:04:24.399 Honey, they were out on these streets. 00:04:24.480 --> 00:04:26.160 They were pounding the pavement. 00:04:26.319 --> 00:04:30.560 And I think like I was walking home during the shift change. 00:04:30.800 --> 00:04:31.120 Right. 00:04:31.680 --> 00:04:38.160 Because two men looked at me with such furor, such vigor, such desperation. 00:04:38.560 --> 00:04:39.279 Are you Jewish? 00:04:39.360 --> 00:04:40.000 Are you Jewish? 00:04:40.240 --> 00:04:41.120 What do you say to them? 00:04:41.439 --> 00:04:42.319 Not today. 00:04:44.079 --> 00:04:45.040 I have been. 00:04:45.199 --> 00:04:45.439 Yeah. 00:04:45.680 --> 00:04:46.879 I will be again, but I'm right. 00:04:47.040 --> 00:04:49.920 But in this moment, absolutely not. 00:04:50.160 --> 00:04:50.959 Absolutely not. 00:04:51.120 --> 00:04:51.839 You say what? 00:04:51.920 --> 00:04:52.560 No, they're not. 00:04:52.879 --> 00:04:53.199 Thank you. 00:04:53.920 --> 00:04:58.160 I once dated a guy up like that I was like really smitten by. 00:04:58.240 --> 00:04:58.560 Yeah. 00:04:58.720 --> 00:05:01.279 And I don't know if he listens to this podcast. 00:05:01.439 --> 00:05:03.439 Um what's his name and then bleep it out? 00:05:04.560 --> 00:05:04.959 Love. 00:05:05.839 --> 00:05:11.519 He once got taken, not taken, but he once did like the thing with the Hasids. 00:05:11.600 --> 00:05:11.759 Yeah. 00:05:11.920 --> 00:05:14.800 The

Lulav and the Etrav and the Scoopity Baum. 00:05:15.759 --> 00:05:18.160 The Lululavin, like all that stuff. 00:05:18.399 --> 00:05:24.560 And they were like, We probably have to cut his hat actually because he they were like, Do you want to do Aliyah to Israel? 00:05:24.639 --> 00:05:26.160 We'll like set up the whole thing for you. 00:05:26.720 --> 00:05:30.800 He literally like lived in Israel for a summer through like the Hasids. 00:05:31.040 --> 00:05:32.319 Wait, is he Jewish? 00:05:32.480 --> 00:05:32.800 Yeah. 00:05:32.959 --> 00:05:33.360 Oh, okay. 00:05:33.439 --> 00:05:34.480 I didn't know he was Jewish. 00:05:34.720 --> 00:05:35.759 But isn't that weird? 00:05:36.079 --> 00:05:37.360 That is kind of weird. 00:05:37.600 --> 00:05:39.120 It it gives you pause. 00:05:39.360 --> 00:05:42.240 Um, anywho, we have so much to catch up our audience on. 00:05:42.319 --> 00:05:44.399 Like, well, that was one of the things I've been thinking about. 00:05:44.560 --> 00:05:44.639 Oh. 00:05:44.879 --> 00:05:46.879 Is the Hasids were out. 00:05:47.120 --> 00:05:52.079 Yeah, I guess we should get into our first segment, which is like you think and like what we've been thinking about. 00:05:52.319 --> 00:05:52.480 Yeah. 00:05:52.639 --> 00:05:56.720 I've kind of been thinking about our beautiful getaway that we had with one another. 00:05:56.959 --> 00:05:57.439 Aww. 00:05:57.680 --> 00:05:58.319 Yeah. 00:05:58.639 --> 00:06:04.160 We went all the way to Philadelphia together on an Amtrak. 00:06:04.720 --> 00:06:06.399 Now we have it with Amtrak. 00:06:06.639 --> 00:06:07.600 Canonically, canonically. 00:06:07.680 --> 00:06:09.360 Oh no, canonically, we love the train. 00:06:09.600 --> 00:06:09.759 Love. 00:06:10.079 --> 00:06:14.480 But also canonically off pod, we've had an issue with Amtrak specifically. 00:06:14.720 --> 00:06:18.079 And Amtrak, if you're listening and want to sponsor us, we do like you. 00:06:18.240 --> 00:06:22.079 If you're not listening, I'm gonna be very real on this podcast about you, okay? 00:06:22.560 --> 00:06:26.800 For some reason, the last two times we took the Amtrak, it has been boiling, schmoiling hot. 00:06:27.120 --> 00:06:28.879 And I don't use the term schmoiling lately. 00:06:29.120 --> 00:06:31.839 No, especially because that's a name from Hashem himself. 00:06:32.160 --> 00:06:32.399 Thank you. 00:06:32.959 --> 00:06:39.279 And I happen to recently lose my fan, the fan that everywhere I go, I walk around with my fan because I'm so hot, sweaty, gorgeous. 00:06:39.519 --> 00:06:42.079 But you just got so many fans when they bought your merch, you know. 00:06:42.240 --> 00:06:42.720 Thank you very much. 00:06:43.920 --> 00:06:47.360 Um, thank you to all the thinky thinkies who have announced our fan base. 00:06:47.519 --> 00:06:50.160 Um this is such a sharp lefty turn. 00:06:50.720 --> 00:06:58.079 I stinky thinks those are the guys that love my socks, they love my career socks, the stinky thinkies. 00:06:58.160

--> 00:06:58.319 Yeah. 00:06:58.480 --> 00:07:04.639 Um, so I know this is a hard left turn, but when Plasma was on Drag Race, there was a category that was just fans. 00:07:04.800 --> 00:07:05.199 Yeah. 00:07:05.519 --> 00:07:10.399 And I remember, and it was an added cat, so they get like a whole packet of like these are all the categories. 00:07:10.480 --> 00:07:10.720 Yeah. 00:07:10.959 --> 00:07:13.920 And then they added last minute like fans. 00:07:14.240 --> 00:07:18.160 And I just remember being like, no, what in the fuck is fans? 00:07:18.319 --> 00:07:24.079 Um is fans like sports fans, is fans like the fans of people that love you, like the fan cakes. 00:07:24.160 --> 00:07:27.680 That's my my the thinkers, you know, the fans, the little primas. 00:07:28.079 --> 00:07:29.920 That it feels like a thing on connections. 00:07:30.000 --> 00:07:32.079 It's like little primas, yeah. 00:07:32.240 --> 00:07:37.040 Um uh fan cakes, stinkies, donors, stinky thinky, and thinkies. 00:07:37.360 --> 00:07:39.439 Um, those are what all our fan cakes are. 00:07:39.920 --> 00:07:42.079 Whatever Zara Larson's fan base fans on. 00:07:42.319 --> 00:07:43.199 Right, right, right, right, right. 00:07:43.680 --> 00:07:48.879 Uh, do you know also, yeah, a little ADHD today, but we'll get back to your story, and we always do. 00:07:49.199 --> 00:07:49.600 We always do. 00:07:49.839 --> 00:07:57.680 Uh Black Cherry has her fans are called the Cherries, and she actually has a group of guys that always come to her shows every Friday, which is happening right now. 00:07:57.759 --> 00:07:57.920 Yeah. 00:07:58.079 --> 00:08:02.079 And they're they are called the Cherries, and they have a uh what's it called? 00:08:02.160 --> 00:08:04.560 Um group chat called the Cherries. 00:08:04.720 --> 00:08:08.959 They all have the merch, they come together, they wear it, and they didn't know her before the show. 00:08:09.120 --> 00:08:12.959 Yeah, they met her, like they're literally fans of her, and they're the cherries. 00:08:13.040 --> 00:08:13.439 I love it. 00:08:13.600 --> 00:08:14.319 It's a dream come true. 00:08:14.560 --> 00:08:15.199 That's so sweet. 00:08:15.439 --> 00:08:16.480 Pun intended. 00:08:16.720 --> 00:08:20.319 Um, our fans speak up. 00:08:20.639 --> 00:08:21.600 Yeah, speak up. 00:08:21.680 --> 00:08:22.000 Speak up. 00:08:22.240 --> 00:08:22.800 Speak up. 00:08:22.959 --> 00:08:25.439 Uh our fans just follow us on YouTube. 00:08:25.680 --> 00:08:26.399 It would really help us. 00:08:27.360 --> 00:08:28.079 Or buy my merch. 00:08:28.240 --> 00:08:28.879 Or buy my merch. 00:08:29.040 --> 00:08:29.759 I have merch too. 00:08:29.839 --> 00:08:30.480 I have merch too. 00:08:30.639 --> 00:08:32.080 Swipe up on my link. 00:08:32.480 --> 00:08:34.480 Guess how many purchases I have on my merch. 00:08:34.559 --> 00:08:40.000 And my merch, I'm talking about my no thank you merch that um I think my best team. 00:08:40.480 --> 00:08:41.200 42. 00:08:41.600 --> 00:08:42.320 A little lower. 00:08:42.559 --> 00:08:43.200 38. 00:08:43.440 --> 00:08:44.240 A little higher. 00:08:44.559 --> 00:08:45.200 40? 00:08:45.440 --> 00:08:46.240 A little lower. 00:08:46.559 --> 00:08:47.279 39? 00:08:47.440 --> 00:08:47.759 Yeah. 00:08:49.759 --> 00:08:51.200 First, off the bat. 00:08:51.679 --> 00:08:52.000 You know what? 00:08:52.159 --> 00:08:55.279 We should have done that that like TikTok trend where you put like a number on your forehead. 00:08:55.519 --> 00:08:59.919 You're like, if I have this many drinks, would I be okay? 00:09:01.360 --> 00:09:06.639 I may have made a Bravo cast do that this week, but um, anyways, it's a trend and I'm trending. 00:09:06.799 --> 00:09:07.279 Yeah. 00:09:07.519 --> 00:09:12.720 Um, I just want to to circle back to the fans and then we'll circle back to whatever the fuck you were talking about before that. 00:09:13.120 --> 00:09:18.240 Um, I just I'm like, what the fuck is a category, a runway category that's just fans? 00:09:18.559 --> 00:09:21.360 And I feel like no one was like super creative about it. 00:09:22.080 --> 00:09:28.399 But she had the most beautiful look that she didn't get to wear on the show, unfortunately, but she has worn since, and you should look on her Instagram, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll. 00:09:28.720 --> 00:09:28.960 See it. 00:09:29.039 --> 00:09:32.879 It's this beautiful purple, like Shavagan said that huge poles, impossible to pack. 00:09:33.120 --> 00:09:37.759 The night before we the designer, it's like we they have to be no bigger than this. 00:09:37.919 --> 00:09:41.759 They were like a little bit bigger than that, and it was a nightmare. 00:09:42.240 --> 00:09:52.000 And that was the last outfit that was given, and it is actually like designed by a notorious designer that just got like dragged through the mud semi-recently by like Monet Exchange and a bunch of drag queens. 00:09:52.080 --> 00:09:52.480 For what? 00:09:52.639 --> 00:09:58.240 Because they just like always deliver things last minute or late, or and they charge like absorbent prices. 00:09:58.480 --> 00:10:14.000 I found it to be unacceptable, and it was literally like we had to stay up all night to wait for this garment and then pack it, and then we had to like re- we had set everything up just so it could like slide inside, but because they did it a few inches off, we had to reorganize everything. 00:10:14.080 --> 00:10:14.879 It was a nightmare. 00:10:15.039 --> 00:10:15.840 That's insanity. 00:10:16.000 --> 00:10:16.639 Yeah, yeah. 00:10:16.720 --> 00:10:17.759 No, I can't live like that. 00:10:17.919 --> 00:10:18.320 Yeah. 00:10:18.559 --> 00:10:19.679 Um thank you. 00:10:20.080 --> 00:10:21.360 No, thank you to that. 00:10:21.440 --> 00:10:21.759 Okay. 00:10:22.080 --> 00:10:23.600 Um, what else have you been thinking about? 00:10:24.000 --> 00:10:25.039 Wait, what were you talking about? 00:10:25.200 --> 00:10:26.080 Oh, I don't even care. 00:10:26.320 -->

00:10:27.519 No, no, wait, you have to circle back. 00:10:28.960 --> 00:10:30.639 Oh, we're talking about just the trip. 00:10:31.039 --> 00:10:32.960 The trip! Oh, yeah, the amtrak. 00:10:33.200 --> 00:10:33.919 It's way too high. 00:10:34.240 --> 00:10:36.799 So, anyways, yeah, so I had my fan. 00:10:37.200 --> 00:10:37.919 I could bring it back. 00:10:38.080 --> 00:10:38.480 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:10:38.639 --> 00:10:42.080 So I didn't have my fan, and so I'm boiling on this Amtrak. 00:10:42.159 --> 00:10:45.679 And not only am I boiling, my best friend Michael's boiling. 00:10:45.759 --> 00:10:47.200 Yeah, and I don't always boil. 00:10:47.360 --> 00:10:47.440 Yeah. 00:10:47.759 --> 00:10:48.879 I don't know if Peter's boiling. 00:10:49.039 --> 00:10:51.440 I'm a hot yoga teacher, and so I'm used to boil. 00:10:51.600 --> 00:10:52.720 I was but not in this case. 00:10:52.960 --> 00:10:57.840 No, honey, we were Susan boiling all over the train, and it was so painful. 00:10:58.080 --> 00:11:01.919 But um, I'm gonna write them a little note to try and get some money. 00:11:02.080 --> 00:11:02.320 Yeah. 00:11:02.799 --> 00:11:03.519 I love to do that. 00:11:03.679 --> 00:11:07.200 Yeah, we're really like I feel like this is like our most Jewish episode yet. 00:11:07.519 --> 00:11:08.080 It really is. 00:11:08.480 --> 00:11:12.320 Should we talk about um Israel? 00:11:13.279 --> 00:11:16.080 My mom is actually born on October 7th. 00:11:16.720 --> 00:11:17.200 Wow. 00:11:17.679 --> 00:11:19.919 So I we had a lovely day. 00:11:20.159 --> 00:11:23.039 Well, speaking of, so we went to visit my family, right? 00:11:23.200 --> 00:11:23.440 Yeah. 00:11:23.679 --> 00:11:26.720 So my mom has been begging Donald and Peter. 00:11:26.799 --> 00:11:31.600 I think this was her idea, like after you got married, she's like, I want you guys to have a mini moon at our home. 00:11:31.840 --> 00:11:32.159 Yes. 00:11:32.320 --> 00:11:33.120 Outside Philly. 00:11:33.279 --> 00:11:41.519 Where she just cooks us food and makes us cocktails, um, kind of, and in her own way, and she's everything. 00:11:41.600 --> 00:11:43.279 And she like in her own way. 00:11:43.440 --> 00:11:50.559 I mean, she like got like specialty cocktails, like she like made like a brew from like a kit that she got that seemed to be a bit of a flop. 00:11:50.720 --> 00:11:52.639 Yeah, and then she got a lot of. 00:11:52.720 --> 00:11:57.679 I mean, this the glitter thing like really kind of threw me off because that's not my mom. 00:11:57.759 --> 00:11:59.759 I think she like that's your love language, I guess. 00:12:00.000 --> 00:12:01.039 So she was doing that for you. 00:12:01.200 --> 00:12:03.200 Yeah, but I'm like, mom, we don't want to eat glitter. 00:12:03.360 --> 00:12:14.799 You know, my poop, my poop never so my mom bought this mimosa mix that had glitter in it, but it was some kind of sugar that that looked like glitter, but it was edible glitter. 00:12:14.960 --> 00:12:25.759 And I'm like, I don't want to fucking ingest glitter and like I don't want my poop to like like I already have glitter everywhere in my apartment from a fucking dry queen, and I do my best to like keep it at bay. 00:12:25.919 --> 00:12:27.279 And I'm actually really good at that. 00:12:27.360 --> 00:12:34.080 And if you want tricks, swipe up, swipe up, but I don't want to poop glitter, and I never actually looked at my poop to see if I did. 00:12:34.240 --> 00:12:37.039 Yeah, glit thankfully there's more left, so we'll be able to find out. 00:12:37.200 --> 00:12:40.240 Your bowels are one of the few places without glitter in the moment, you know. 00:12:40.480 --> 00:12:41.840 I know, and now I'm adding it to the bowels. 00:12:42.000 --> 00:12:43.120 Now you're adding it to the bowels. 00:12:43.360 --> 00:12:44.000 Yeah, it's fucked up. 00:12:44.080 --> 00:12:47.120 No, it's my bowels are hard enough, and now you want me to like poop glitter? 00:12:47.279 --> 00:12:47.600 Uh-uh. 00:12:47.840 --> 00:12:48.399 No, insane. 00:12:48.480 --> 00:12:48.799 Uh-uh. 00:12:48.960 --> 00:12:55.840 Um, but yeah, we just kind of went to your house, your childhood home, ate dinner, ate breakfast, ate lunch. 00:12:56.000 --> 00:12:58.159 Sometimes breakfast went right into lunch. 00:12:58.399 --> 00:12:59.360 Um, like we didn't even move. 00:12:59.759 --> 00:13:00.799 My mom's other love. 00:13:01.120 --> 00:13:02.720 Well, what did I say her love language was? 00:13:02.879 --> 00:13:05.440 I mean, it it's gifts, it's uh it's feeding people. 00:13:06.399 --> 00:13:08.879 Her love language is to make like beautiful dinners for people. 00:13:09.200 --> 00:13:10.879 And she's so great at that. 00:13:11.039 --> 00:13:11.600 Yeah. 00:13:11.840 --> 00:13:15.200 Um, actually, this is for groupthink because we watched this Swan documentary. 00:13:15.519 --> 00:13:16.320 Yeah, that's for group thing. 00:13:16.399 --> 00:13:16.960 It's for groupthink. 00:13:17.039 --> 00:13:18.080 We're not gonna talk about that. 00:13:18.240 --> 00:13:19.440 Um, but it was so lovely. 00:13:19.919 --> 00:13:20.720 It was such a lovely weekend. 00:13:21.039 --> 00:13:22.559 Were you nervous to have us there? 00:13:22.799 --> 00:13:23.120 No. 00:13:23.279 --> 00:13:24.080 Should I have been? 00:13:24.320 --> 00:13:27.519 I think it could be really nerve-wracking introducing someone to your family. 00:13:27.840 --> 00:13:29.679 Well, you're this wasn't the first time. 00:13:29.919 --> 00:13:30.559 I know. 00:13:30.720 --> 00:13:32.559 Yeah, but I love them. 00:13:32.879 --> 00:13:33.919 Yeah, it was nice. 00:13:34.000 --> 00:13:35.200 And we saw my grandma. 00:13:35.840 --> 00:13:36.720 That was so much fun. 00:13:36.879 --> 00:13:37.679 That was so sweet. 00:13:37.919 --> 00:13:41.039 I haven't had a grandma since I was like in high school or something. 00:13:41.120 --> 00:13:42.080 Like that's not true. 00:13:42.240 --> 00:13:44.080 College, out of college, out of college. 00:13:44.240 -->

00:13:44.639 Out of college. 00:13:44.799 --> 00:13:45.200 Out of college. 00:13:45.360 --> 00:13:46.399 I was fully out of college. 00:13:46.639 --> 00:13:47.440 Fully out of college. 00:13:47.600 --> 00:13:50.960 Um, but it's been a while, and I'm like, oh, so cute. 00:13:51.200 --> 00:13:51.440 Yeah. 00:13:52.240 --> 00:13:52.639 I love her. 00:13:52.879 --> 00:13:55.120 I forgot like what anything I wanted to talk about was. 00:13:55.200 --> 00:13:56.559 I mean, I'm still finding things to talk about. 00:13:56.960 --> 00:13:57.840 Yeah, it's amazing. 00:13:58.080 --> 00:14:01.600 Um I know what everyone's everyone wants to know. 00:14:01.840 --> 00:14:05.360 This is actually the first episode where I've like really written things down. 00:14:05.519 --> 00:14:06.399 I know, it's really nice. 00:14:06.639 --> 00:14:07.360 Were you spooked? 00:14:07.600 --> 00:14:09.600 I was like, does he have extra time? 00:14:09.759 --> 00:14:10.399 Like, what? 00:14:10.879 --> 00:14:14.960 Um tomorrow marks one month. 00:14:15.519 --> 00:14:18.960 One month until my hair transforms. 00:14:19.120 --> 00:14:19.519 Whoa. 00:14:20.080 --> 00:14:22.240 This is gonna be documented every week on the podcast. 00:14:22.559 --> 00:14:26.559 I'm gonna wear a hat probably for most of it, and then like I'll take it off at one point. 00:14:26.960 --> 00:14:28.720 Are you allowed to wear a hat? 00:14:29.120 --> 00:14:29.759 Wear a hat. 00:14:30.000 --> 00:14:32.240 Sometimes you're not supposed to do it like all day, every day. 00:14:32.480 --> 00:14:33.759 But like for one hour, you're fine. 00:14:33.919 --> 00:14:34.159 Yeah. 00:14:34.399 --> 00:14:34.639 Okay. 00:14:34.879 --> 00:14:35.120 Totally. 00:14:35.279 --> 00:14:36.000 I got a special hat. 00:14:36.159 --> 00:14:36.799 I'm gonna have to look at you. 00:14:37.120 --> 00:14:37.840 I bought a special hat. 00:14:38.720 --> 00:14:38.960 Yeah. 00:14:39.120 --> 00:14:39.840 I bought a special hat. 00:14:40.080 --> 00:14:41.039 You've got like a silk hat, right? 00:14:41.440 --> 00:14:42.000 Silk hat. 00:14:42.159 --> 00:14:43.759 It's huge and it's gorgeous. 00:14:44.080 --> 00:14:47.200 Um, it's gonna be such a journey, and I'm only one month away. 00:14:47.360 --> 00:14:49.440 But now it's like, oh, I have to like really think through this. 00:14:49.600 --> 00:14:53.519 Like, I emailed my gym to put to really you think about this. 00:14:53.759 --> 00:14:56.399 Do you have to pay during the pause? 00:14:56.960 --> 00:14:59.120 The whole point of a pause is that you don't. 00:14:59.840 --> 00:15:02.159 So why would you pause? 00:15:02.559 --> 00:15:06.559 I put I put a pause, yeah, but I have to pay ten dollars a month. 00:15:06.799 --> 00:15:08.000 Oh, I don't know. 00:15:08.080 --> 00:15:09.759 They haven't said that, but okay. 00:15:10.000 --> 00:15:12.799 I mean, I go to Equinox or it's extremely expensive. 00:15:13.120 --> 00:15:14.879 So I'm certain that it'll be like 30 bucks. 00:15:15.120 --> 00:15:16.159 Yeah, which I'd be great. 00:15:16.320 --> 00:15:17.120 Yeah, yeah, no worries. 00:15:17.360 --> 00:15:18.480 Incredible, I would love to pay that. 00:15:18.720 --> 00:15:23.919 Speaking of paying too much, we talked about my like buzzcut wig on the podcast. 00:15:24.080 --> 00:15:24.240 Yeah. 00:15:24.799 --> 00:15:37.519 So this wig came from like Norway, and it's 360 lace, bright pink, clogger, human hair, might not fit my head. 00:15:37.840 --> 00:15:40.399 It because they didn't have the measurements online. 00:15:41.360 --> 00:15:51.679 And it's like it's a wig that this guy makes he he's a wig maker, he makes content, he wears the wig, he's like a guy, and then he will post it to sell it online for like a discount price. 00:15:52.000 --> 00:15:52.240 Of course. 00:15:52.559 --> 00:15:54.480 Because a wig like that could go for 600. 00:15:54.720 --> 00:15:55.120 Absolutely. 00:15:55.360 --> 00:15:57.120 Um, but so I got it for 300. 00:15:57.440 --> 00:16:00.879 Way too much money to spend on a wig that you don't know is gonna be like perfect. 00:16:00.960 --> 00:16:01.360 Yeah. 00:16:01.600 --> 00:16:16.080 So I got a little message from DHL yesterday, and it says, like, thanks to President Orange, you have to pay$50 tariff, or else this wig is not coming to your home. 00:16:17.279 --> 00:16:23.279 So I reach out to this wig person and I'm like, hey Diva, can you pay for this? 00:16:23.440 --> 00:16:26.720 Like it said free shipping, blah blah blah. 00:16:26.960 --> 00:16:33.039 And he was like, as per our like shipping guidelines, any tariffs, blah, blah, blah, you have to pay. 00:16:33.200 --> 00:16:37.360 And I was like, okay, well, that was not made clear in the checkout process. 00:16:37.600 --> 00:16:41.120 There was no like, it was it's very much in the fine print. 00:16:41.279 --> 00:16:41.600 Yeah, yeah. 00:16:41.919 --> 00:16:47.039 Like, and you have to like go scroll all the way down and like click something to go to somewhere else. 00:16:47.200 --> 00:16:52.000 Yeah, it was very much felt scammy to me and fucking rude. 00:16:52.399 --> 00:17:00.559 Uh so then he's like, and if you don't pay, then you can get a like once we receive it back, you'll get a refund as per our like refund guidelines. 00:17:00.639 --> 00:17:05.359 And I'm like, I'm not gonna even click on the refund guidelines because I'm feeling it's not 100% back. 00:17:05.440 --> 00:17:07.039 Yeah, like it's not the full price. 00:17:07.119 --> 00:17:07.440 Yeah. 00:17:07.759 --> 00:17:09.519 So I paid that$50. 00:17:10.319 --> 00:17:12.240 I thought you were gonna say you like return the wig. 00:17:12.559 --> 00:17:13.759 No, no, no, no, no. 00:17:14.640 --> 00:17:18.799 I pay that$50 and 12 cents, and I'm gonna get this wig now for it. 00:17:18.880 --> 00:17:19.680 It was$312. 00:17:19.920 --> 00:17:23.519 So I'm getting this wig for$360.12. 00:17:24.000 --> 00:17:25.039 It better be worth it. 00:17:25.119 --> 00:17:27.359 That's a that's an expensive wig.

00:17:27.680 --> 00:17:31.039 Wigs actually go for that price, like a fully styled wig. 00:17:31.119 --> 00:17:31.440 Yeah. 00:17:31.759 --> 00:17:35.359 Like most of the wigs that drag queens wear when you like see a drag queen at a bar. 00:17:35.599 --> 00:17:36.880 That's like the average price. 00:17:39.519 --> 00:17:47.759 People keep fucking saying this shit, but like I'm gonna look so cunt and so club kid, and I'm gonna I really wanna wear lashes that like go over my head. 00:17:48.000 --> 00:17:48.960 Fun like that big. 00:17:49.440 --> 00:17:49.920 Fun. 00:17:50.240 --> 00:17:50.720 Yeah. 00:17:51.440 --> 00:17:51.839 Do it. 00:17:52.000 --> 00:17:52.720 I'm gonna do it. 00:17:52.880 --> 00:17:55.680 Would you ever get eyelash extensions in real life? 00:17:55.839 --> 00:17:56.240 Mm-hmm. 00:17:56.720 --> 00:17:58.160 Not saying that you need them. 00:17:59.519 --> 00:18:00.960 Beautiful eyelashes. 00:18:01.200 --> 00:18:03.920 Uh at this point, I will not. 00:18:04.000 --> 00:18:04.799 Do you wear wigs? 00:18:05.039 --> 00:18:06.079 Would you wear wigs? 00:18:06.240 --> 00:18:07.119 Will you wear wigs? 00:18:07.359 --> 00:18:07.599 Me? 00:18:07.759 --> 00:18:09.200 I'm getting a hair transplant. 00:18:09.359 --> 00:18:13.839 No, that's a quote from a random um interview of Elijah Wood. 00:18:14.079 --> 00:18:14.240 Oh. 00:18:14.559 --> 00:18:15.599 It's you gotta look it up. 00:18:15.759 --> 00:18:16.079 You know what? 00:18:16.160 --> 00:18:18.480 Yesterday I saw this clip that I'd never seen before. 00:18:18.880 --> 00:18:25.519 Yesterday, so yesterday I'm just a bird who isn't flying away. 00:18:26.799 --> 00:18:28.400 Thank God Peter's not home. 00:18:28.960 --> 00:18:32.880 I saw a clip yesterday for the first time that's been out for years and years. 00:18:33.039 --> 00:18:36.160 Um, with Kristen Wig and Chris O'Dowd. 00:18:36.480 --> 00:18:37.279 Did you see it? 00:18:37.440 --> 00:18:37.759 No. 00:18:38.000 --> 00:18:38.480 Well, I don't know. 00:18:38.640 --> 00:18:42.720 Maybe I've got to be like, They're like doing press for bridesmaids on like one of these British talk shows. 00:18:42.880 --> 00:18:45.200 And then all of a sudden, I saw it, yeah. 00:18:45.440 --> 00:18:48.000 Yeah, he's like accidentally ate a fly. 00:18:48.880 --> 00:18:51.359 There's nothing like a live moment like that. 00:18:51.680 --> 00:18:52.559 You can't predict the stuff. 00:18:52.720 --> 00:18:53.119 Uh-uh. 00:18:53.200 --> 00:18:53.680 You can't predict. 00:18:54.000 --> 00:18:55.279 We plan to have that today. 00:18:55.519 --> 00:18:57.839 Yeah, things are so unpredictable. 00:18:58.160 --> 00:19:03.680 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! A ghost comes on set. 00:19:04.079 --> 00:19:04.319 Yeah. 00:19:04.559 --> 00:19:06.000 I want to see paranormal activity. 00:19:06.079 --> 00:19:06.640 They won't let me. 00:19:06.799 --> 00:19:08.480 I want to see paranormal activity on Broadway. 00:19:08.799 --> 00:19:10.640 Let's go to let's just buy tickets. 00:19:11.200 --> 00:19:12.160 Oh, I forgot. 00:19:12.640 --> 00:19:14.319 You can just do it that way. 00:19:15.519 --> 00:19:17.039 I know you've been like trying to get the biggest. 00:19:17.200 --> 00:19:19.599 I want to be scared, and I never want to see a show on Broadway. 00:19:19.759 --> 00:19:22.240 If you're listening to this and you work in theater, kill yourself. 00:19:22.400 --> 00:19:24.400 Because I'd never want to see a Broadway channel. 00:19:24.640 --> 00:19:28.000 Okay, so speaking of Broadway, we need to get this off my chest. 00:19:28.160 --> 00:19:28.640 Get it off. 00:19:28.799 --> 00:19:30.079 I'm fucking mad at someone. 00:19:30.160 --> 00:19:32.240 I'm mad at Plasma, LaRose. 00:19:32.480 --> 00:19:34.240 Yeah, it's your dad name. 00:19:34.480 --> 00:19:37.200 Um I am mad at our friend Taylor. 00:19:37.279 --> 00:19:38.079 And do you know why? 00:19:38.319 --> 00:19:39.519 I do know, but I want you to share. 00:19:39.839 --> 00:19:45.599 She fucking went to see Midnight Off Broadway, Toddrick Hall's new musical, which apparently is fantastic. 00:19:45.920 --> 00:19:48.480 And guess who was in the audience that night? 00:19:48.799 --> 00:19:50.240 Miss Leah Michelle. 00:19:50.480 --> 00:19:51.279 Sarfarty. 00:19:51.440 --> 00:19:52.319 Yeah, that's her full name. 00:19:52.559 --> 00:19:53.680 Sarfarty. 00:19:53.759 --> 00:19:54.240 Mm-hmm. 00:19:54.319 --> 00:19:54.799 Mm-hmm. 00:19:55.119 --> 00:19:57.359 Um, and because she's a Sephardic Jew. 00:19:57.920 --> 00:20:00.720 And she only half on her mother's side. 00:20:00.960 --> 00:20:02.880 Um, I know a lot about her. 00:20:03.359 --> 00:20:06.640 Uh she was backstage, and so was Plasma. 00:20:06.720 --> 00:20:08.240 And so they actually got to meet. 00:20:08.319 --> 00:20:10.880 And yes, I know Leah Michelle is a piece of shit. 00:20:11.039 --> 00:20:12.079 Yes, I know that. 00:20:12.160 --> 00:20:12.720 Well, I don't know. 00:20:12.799 --> 00:20:13.680 I mean I don't know her. 00:20:14.000 --> 00:20:15.519 She got Cancelinta. 00:20:15.759 --> 00:20:16.480 She came back. 00:20:16.799 --> 00:20:17.039 Right. 00:20:17.200 --> 00:20:18.400 She's definitely. 00:20:18.640 --> 00:20:18.960 Hello. 00:20:19.200 --> 00:20:20.960 Oh my god, the NXT is happening. 00:20:21.200 --> 00:20:22.640 Oh my god, the unexpected is happening. 00:20:22.720 --> 00:20:23.680 A ghost is coming in. 00:20:23.920 --> 00:20:25.759 Oh shit. 00:20:26.640 --> 00:20:27.599 Oh shit. 00:20:27.759 --> 00:20:29.039 Hey, Garenta. 00:20:30.319 --> 00:20:33.440 So to the audience who can't see, it's actually not a ghost. 00:20:33.519 --> 00:20:36.559 It's my husband Peter coming back from a bike ride. 00:20:37.359 --> 00:20:38.720 An evening bike ride. 00:20:38.880 --> 00:20:39.839 Very suspicious. 00:20:41.119 --> 00:20:41.839 Very suspicious. 00:20:42.079 --> 00:20:43.200 What has he gone out to get milk? 00:20:43.599 --> 00:20:44.079 Sneaks out. 00:20:44.160 --> 00:20:44.319 Yeah. 00:20:44.480 -->

00:20:45.119 He sneaks out. 00:20:45.200 --> 00:20:46.880 He says, I'm not meeting anyone. 00:20:47.119 --> 00:20:47.440 Okay. 00:20:47.920 --> 00:20:48.240 Yeah. 00:20:48.640 --> 00:20:49.039 Interesting. 00:20:49.519 --> 00:20:49.920 Interesting. 00:20:50.400 --> 00:20:50.799 Interesting. 00:20:51.200 --> 00:20:58.000 So anyway, I'm pissed because Plasma met Leah Michelle, and that should have been me. 00:20:58.240 --> 00:20:59.599 And she was like, I have to do that. 00:21:00.000 --> 00:21:01.599 What does she mean to you? 00:21:01.680 --> 00:21:02.880 No, I'm not interested in that question. 00:21:03.119 --> 00:21:03.599 New question. 00:21:03.759 --> 00:21:05.759 What would you say to her if you met her? 00:21:06.079 --> 00:21:07.119 I have so much to say to her. 00:21:07.279 --> 00:21:09.200 But I think I think I would have to. 00:21:09.359 --> 00:21:11.599 So Plasma was like, I have to nerd out. 00:21:11.680 --> 00:21:16.640 I was on drag race and I won a challenge as doing a Barbara's Tricehand impersonation. 00:21:16.799 --> 00:21:21.680 And I like so obviously we have that connection because you're always compared to Barbara. 00:21:23.680 --> 00:21:24.240 I know, I know. 00:21:24.400 --> 00:21:24.559 Yeah. 00:21:24.720 --> 00:21:25.920 She didn't have to say that. 00:21:26.000 --> 00:21:26.160 Yeah. 00:21:26.400 --> 00:21:30.640 But she's like, and I have to like, and I did a recreation of the Don't Random I Parade video. 00:21:30.880 --> 00:21:33.119 She showed her the clip of her on the boat. 00:21:33.359 --> 00:21:33.759 Amazing. 00:21:34.480 --> 00:21:35.599 So jealous. 00:21:35.839 --> 00:21:36.960 But I have a lot to say. 00:21:37.279 --> 00:21:46.960 I probably would say that I'd probably say, like, I know you went and saw Hanukka Lewinsky do a Leah Michelle themed number at verse bar and lounge. 00:21:47.279 --> 00:21:49.839 But I did a number before that where it is. 00:21:50.240 --> 00:21:51.680 She won't know who Hanukka Lewinsky is. 00:21:51.839 --> 00:21:52.400 She went and saw that. 00:21:52.799 --> 00:21:56.079 I know, but she like if you think it doesn't matter. 00:21:56.240 --> 00:21:58.400 Then then it's a conversation starter, honey. 00:21:58.559 --> 00:21:59.759 And then look, don't fucking cut. 00:22:00.079 --> 00:22:00.319 Me off. 00:22:00.400 --> 00:22:00.799 Oh cut me off. 00:22:01.920 --> 00:22:02.079 Yeah. 00:22:02.480 --> 00:22:04.079 Oh, you know how me to scissor you? 00:22:04.319 --> 00:22:09.920 But I I baby the doctor did that to me at the breast. 00:22:10.799 --> 00:22:13.599 So I was like, It's not a doctor, it's a moel. 00:22:13.920 --> 00:22:14.559 I had a doctor. 00:22:14.799 --> 00:22:19.119 And do you know that nurses don't even do Moel Moel? 00:22:19.920 --> 00:22:24.400 Do you know um public execu executions aren't done by doctors or nurses? 00:22:25.599 --> 00:22:26.319 Isn't that crazy? 00:22:26.559 --> 00:22:28.160 Yeah, we that's for a group though. 00:22:28.400 --> 00:22:32.720 Because they

can't, um, they're not allowed to like intentionally take a life or something. 00:22:33.039 --> 00:22:36.319 But now I think the rules are different about assisted suicide. 00:22:36.640 --> 00:22:43.680 Assisted suicide is different than um I'm talking about lethal injection specifically in the death sentence. 00:22:43.839 --> 00:22:46.799 They just have like they have like someone who works in the prison or something. 00:22:47.119 --> 00:22:49.759 So it's similar to like the person who did the guillotine or like chapter. 00:22:50.160 --> 00:22:51.200 Yeah, and like messed up. 00:22:51.359 --> 00:22:53.680 I mean, did you hear about this woman who they botched it? 00:22:53.759 --> 00:22:55.359 So that's that's what it they're bringing up. 00:22:55.440 --> 00:22:58.960 They're like, there's botched jobs because they don't have doctors or nurses doing it. 00:22:59.119 --> 00:22:59.759 That's crazy. 00:22:59.920 --> 00:23:00.400 Yeah. 00:23:00.960 --> 00:23:02.400 Kind of like your circumcision. 00:23:02.559 --> 00:23:04.240 No, my penis is beautiful. 00:23:04.559 --> 00:23:05.039 For you. 00:23:05.759 --> 00:23:06.799 And a lot of others. 00:23:06.960 --> 00:23:07.839 And a lot of others. 00:23:08.000 --> 00:23:13.599 So anyway, I would tell her that I have a mix about when she showed Jonathan Groff her full vagina. 00:23:13.680 --> 00:23:14.799 That's what I would talk about. 00:23:15.599 --> 00:23:18.559 And she would probably eat that up and be like, that is insane. 00:23:18.720 --> 00:23:21.599 And also, I'm like a huge gek, of course. 00:23:22.000 --> 00:23:24.160 And I don't think a gay guy's ever told her that. 00:23:24.319 --> 00:23:31.759 No, I know, but a gay guy's probably never told her I'm a dry queen, and I have a number about you showing Jonathan Groff your vagina in spring awakening. 00:23:31.920 --> 00:23:33.039 Um I think that is great. 00:23:33.200 --> 00:23:34.079 That's unique New York, right? 00:23:34.400 --> 00:23:35.920 I think that's that's what you're saying. 00:23:36.079 --> 00:23:39.200 I want you to hone in on that because yeah, you know, celebrities hear the same thing over and over. 00:23:39.279 --> 00:23:40.559 Oh, you inspired me. 00:23:40.720 --> 00:23:42.720 Oh my god, and I lost someone and your song. 00:23:43.119 --> 00:23:45.920 But I also like literally dressed up with as her last week. 00:23:46.079 --> 00:23:46.240 Yeah. 00:23:46.480 --> 00:23:48.319 So I'd be like, I have pictures of me as her. 00:23:48.400 --> 00:23:49.519 So I'd be like, I have to show you. 00:23:49.839 --> 00:23:50.960 Like, I do drag as you. 00:23:51.119 --> 00:23:52.000 Yeah, yeah, that's important. 00:23:52.160 --> 00:23:53.440 Like, I think I'd bring that up. 00:23:53.839 --> 00:24:02.720 Also, I wrote in in high school, I wrote an essay about Spring Awakening, the play, and it was part of the International Baccalaureate Program to your program. 00:24:02.880 --> 00:24:07.039 It was an essay that you had to write over the course of two

years, and I it got internationally graded. 00:24:07.119 --> 00:24:08.319 It was first of all, trigger warning. 00:24:08.400 --> 00:24:10.160 Yeah, it was You keep saying SA. 00:24:11.119 --> 00:24:12.400 Do I say SA? 00:24:13.200 --> 00:24:13.920 I B. 00:24:14.079 --> 00:24:16.160 You say S A instead of S A. 00:24:16.720 --> 00:24:17.039 Oh. 00:24:17.839 --> 00:24:18.559 S A. 00:24:19.440 --> 00:24:20.319 Oh wow. 00:24:20.640 --> 00:24:21.359 You get my joke. 00:24:21.599 --> 00:24:22.160 Yeah, I got it. 00:24:22.240 --> 00:24:22.960 I got your joke now. 00:24:23.200 --> 00:24:25.599 Sometimes jokes have to be explained, and they're always better that way. 00:24:26.160 --> 00:24:39.440 Um, so anyway, this um paper was 20 pages long and it was internationally graded, and I got an A, and my brother got a C on his, and then yeah, that's the only thing I did better than him in school, and so I bring it up all the time. 00:24:39.759 --> 00:24:42.799 So, do you think that uh she would care about what grade you got on the paper? 00:24:43.119 --> 00:24:48.799 No, but I think that as I told her the story of um the mix that I was like, I'm already getting bored for her. 00:24:49.039 --> 00:24:53.839 Um also I did this mix once for Chris Colfer, who was uh the gay guy on Glee. 00:24:54.000 --> 00:24:54.319 Yeah. 00:24:54.559 --> 00:24:56.559 And he did leave halfway through. 00:24:57.279 --> 00:24:59.599 But it seemed that he had to take a shit real bad. 00:24:59.759 --> 00:24:59.839 Oh. 00:25:00.240 --> 00:25:04.799 Because he went to the bathroom and his husband stayed and was cackling during the whole number. 00:25:04.880 --> 00:25:04.960 Oh. 00:25:05.119 --> 00:25:14.319 And this was like right kind of after she got canceling to then I couldn't find him and he came out of the bathroom, and I was like, I'm so sorry if that made you uncomfortable. 00:25:14.480 --> 00:25:14.640 Yeah. 00:25:14.880 --> 00:25:17.279 Because I was like, oh, he left because it made him uncomfortable. 00:25:17.519 --> 00:25:17.839 Right. 00:25:18.079 --> 00:25:20.559 And he was like, oh my god, no, not at all. 00:25:20.720 --> 00:25:21.920 I just had to go to the bathroom. 00:25:22.079 --> 00:25:24.640 Oh but like that was like you're hilarious. 00:25:24.720 --> 00:25:25.599 That was so funny. 00:25:25.920 --> 00:25:27.920 Um, back to Leah Michelle. 00:25:28.079 --> 00:25:32.960 Uh, I know that you've been auditioning for a drag race and you even had to do a reading challenge. 00:25:33.119 --> 00:25:34.319 Would she be able to do that? 00:25:34.559 --> 00:25:35.680 Of course not. 00:25:37.599 --> 00:25:46.319 So, anyway, I'm out of plasma, but I forgive her because she is lending me her big, big, big boxes so that I can use them for my move next week. 00:25:46.640 --> 00:25:51.839 I think you're really, really gonna meet her one day and you'll have to- I think I'm gonna meet her in like a major way. 00:25:52.000 --> 00:25:52.559 In a major way. 00:25:52.880 --> 00:25:54.480 In

a major way, in a major way. 00:25:54.559 --> 00:25:55.920 You're gonna meet her in a major way. 00:25:56.079 --> 00:25:56.240 Yeah. 00:25:56.400 --> 00:25:58.240 Um, speaking of funny interactions of people. 00:25:58.559 --> 00:25:59.839 And I want to do like content with her. 00:26:00.000 --> 00:26:03.200 You should just do drag queen story hour content with her. 00:26:03.279 --> 00:26:03.519 Yeah. 00:26:03.680 --> 00:26:04.880 Where we both can't read. 00:26:05.039 --> 00:26:06.079 That's really fun. 00:26:06.240 --> 00:26:11.759 I don't know if she'll like actually go for that, because I don't know if she's like a good time gal, but I think she could go. 00:26:12.559 --> 00:26:16.319 Before she uh films with you, she could just work on some depuffing. 00:26:16.720 --> 00:26:22.640 Yeah, girl, no, it's all part of the that it's all part of the when I dress up as her, like I try to like really overline the lips. 00:26:22.720 --> 00:26:23.119 Oh, nice. 00:26:23.359 --> 00:26:25.119 Really, you really gotta suck in the also. 00:26:25.440 --> 00:26:27.519 Um, Jonathan Graf, her bestie. 00:26:27.599 --> 00:26:30.720 Yeah, uh uh He dates my friend. 00:26:31.359 --> 00:26:32.160 Acquaintance. 00:26:32.319 --> 00:26:33.359 Um dear friend. 00:26:33.759 --> 00:26:34.319 Acquaintance. 00:26:34.640 --> 00:26:48.000 So last year when they were both on Broadway at the same time, whenever she was in chess, when the the poster for chess came out, yeah, he did a recreation of it where he was like fully like like made his cheeks like really big and like powdered his lips. 00:26:48.240 --> 00:26:49.039 It was so funny. 00:26:49.440 --> 00:26:50.079 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:26:50.400 --> 00:26:55.759 Um, I want to go back to another celebrity interaction that I saw this week, which was Oh, someone's calling you. 00:26:55.920 --> 00:26:56.400 Oh my god. 00:26:56.559 --> 00:26:57.039 What's happening? 00:26:57.200 --> 00:26:57.920 It's Sunny. 00:26:58.640 --> 00:26:59.119 What? 00:27:04.960 --> 00:27:07.759 I was expecting you to be like getting into geche or something. 00:27:08.079 --> 00:27:11.680 Uh no, that would be tomorrow at like 7 a.m., unfortunately. 00:27:12.079 --> 00:27:12.960 Tomorrow at 7 a.m. 00:27:13.200 --> 00:27:14.400 I know, I have a corporate gig. 00:27:14.640 --> 00:27:15.519 We can't talk about it. 00:27:16.240 --> 00:27:16.960 Sounds insane. 00:27:17.440 --> 00:27:17.839 Yes. 00:27:20.000 --> 00:27:24.319 Love you, yay! Okay, we're gonna hang out, we're gonna reconnect, and we're gonna abond forever. 00:27:24.720 --> 00:27:26.880 Um, wow, that was a guess. 00:27:27.200 --> 00:27:29.039 Can you tell our audience who SUNY is? 00:27:29.359 --> 00:27:35.200 SUNY is a friend that I've had I've known since like elementary school, kindergarten. 00:27:35.440 --> 00:27:40.799 Uh uh, yeah, we did like theater together growing up, and they were in very extra. 00:27:40.880 --> 00:27:41.440 They're very extra. 00:27:41.680 --> 00:27:42.559 They're very extra, honey. 00:27:42.640 --> 00:27:43.279 Very extra. 00:27:43.440 --> 00:27:48.559 And they were in Hamilton on Broadway, and wait, why did I forget that? 00:27:48.880 --> 00:27:51.599 Because it's not, it's like that's not the most interesting thing about them. 00:27:51.839 --> 00:27:52.000 Right. 00:27:52.160 --> 00:27:54.559 And being gay is not the most interesting thing about me. 00:27:54.640 --> 00:27:56.400 I wish people would stop talking about it. 00:27:56.640 --> 00:27:59.839 The most interesting thing about you is that you got robbed. 00:28:00.000 --> 00:28:00.640 Yes. 00:28:02.240 --> 00:28:10.720 I um I had a photo shoot this week with the Bravo cast that I can't say who it is, but all the Bravo liberties on the cast follow me on social media. 00:28:10.880 --> 00:28:12.240 Oh my god, did they know that you got it? 00:28:12.319 --> 00:28:14.799 And they were like, You must be living for this. 00:28:14.960 --> 00:28:17.839 And I was like, I live, like they knew. 00:28:18.079 --> 00:28:20.960 Yeah, my love language is online content. 00:28:21.119 --> 00:28:21.519 Yeah. 00:28:21.680 --> 00:28:23.599 And one of them was like, Who knew? 00:28:23.680 --> 00:28:25.839 Like, all you had to do is get Rob to go viral. 00:28:26.000 --> 00:28:27.119 Like, congrats. 00:28:27.359 --> 00:28:34.880 That's why I was like, when I got cheated on, I really thought that would be my moment, but Velma is still my moment. 00:28:35.119 --> 00:28:35.440 Yeah. 00:28:35.599 --> 00:28:38.079 Which brings us to my huge giant titties. 00:28:38.960 --> 00:28:41.279 Let's talk about the we really need to dive in. 00:28:41.519 --> 00:28:49.359 So I bought like size Z silicone breastplate, and yeah, it opened up a whole new thing for me. 00:28:49.680 --> 00:28:50.720 I love it. 00:28:51.279 --> 00:28:51.759 I love it. 00:28:51.839 --> 00:28:52.559 They're so heavy. 00:28:52.640 --> 00:28:55.359 I feel like when you wear those, you look just like your mother. 00:28:56.000 --> 00:28:58.000 Get the fuck out of here. 00:28:58.319 --> 00:29:00.640 Uh so I threw the swan. 00:29:01.119 --> 00:29:02.000 Oh my god. 00:29:02.160 --> 00:29:04.559 Um, we'll we'll dive into that too. 00:29:04.799 --> 00:29:12.000 So the whole night I would just like bounce like slightly bouncing up and down the whole time, and the other performers were like, Diva. 00:29:13.920 --> 00:29:15.200 Uh, but it was so fun. 00:29:15.279 --> 00:29:16.799 I love my show Fulsome. 00:29:16.880 --> 00:29:17.359 That's amazing. 00:29:17.599 --> 00:29:18.880 I really am so grateful for it. 00:29:20.319 --> 00:29:21.200 It was attended again. 00:29:21.279 --> 00:29:22.720 I mean, it's definitely a smaller crowd. 00:29:22.799 --> 00:29:23.920 It was a Wednesday night. 00:29:24.160 --> 00:29:30.720 Initially, there were probably like 15 people, but I think by the end of the show there were like 30-ish, um, which is pretty fucking fierce. 00:29:30.960 --> 00:29:37.519 And also, even 15 people on a Wednesday night,

I used to do the duplex every Tuesday night for three years. 00:29:37.680 --> 00:29:41.759 And sometimes there were three people like your yoga classes. 00:29:42.000 --> 00:29:43.519 Like my yoga classes at Red Eye. 00:29:43.599 --> 00:29:46.720 If you are a gay guy, and I'm gonna say I'm gonna be exclusionary. 00:29:46.799 --> 00:29:46.880 Oh. 00:29:47.200 --> 00:29:50.559 If you're a gay guy and you want to take yoga from 5 to 6 p.m. 00:29:50.799 --> 00:29:54.160 at Red Eye for 20 bucks a pop, hit me up. 00:29:54.319 --> 00:29:56.400 Uh and you can be nude. 00:29:56.720 --> 00:29:58.400 It's clothing optional. 00:29:58.559 --> 00:30:01.119 I is that different from you can be nude? 00:30:01.440 --> 00:30:04.400 No, I'm just I'm just using the like the corporate lingo. 00:30:04.640 --> 00:30:05.680 Because you're such a corporate girl. 00:30:05.920 --> 00:30:06.799 Yeah, exactly. 00:30:07.119 --> 00:30:08.319 So yeah, I got some corporate. 00:30:09.039 --> 00:30:13.680 Actually, let me let me quiz you on um some um corporate terms, okay? 00:30:14.319 --> 00:30:15.279 Or acronyms. 00:30:15.680 --> 00:30:16.079 Yeah. 00:30:17.119 --> 00:30:18.160 I'm gonna start easy. 00:30:18.480 --> 00:30:19.200 E-O-D. 00:30:19.680 --> 00:30:20.799 End of day. 00:30:21.680 --> 00:30:22.960 Y-O-Y. 00:30:25.440 --> 00:30:30.400 You, you, you hot year over year. 00:30:30.640 --> 00:30:31.759 Um E O I. 00:30:32.240 --> 00:30:32.960 I mean, sorry. 00:30:33.279 --> 00:30:33.839 R-O-I. 00:30:36.880 --> 00:30:39.920 Reading, uh Gunquit. 00:30:41.519 --> 00:30:41.920 Youth. 00:30:42.480 --> 00:30:43.279 It's a youth program. 00:30:43.519 --> 00:30:45.359 And it would be return on investment. 00:30:46.319 --> 00:30:47.359 Oh, R O I. 00:30:47.519 --> 00:30:47.680 Yeah. 00:30:47.839 --> 00:30:48.799 Okay, I thought you said why. 00:30:48.880 --> 00:30:50.720 See, that's why I like that right now. 00:30:51.759 --> 00:30:57.039 Um, let's circle back after we continue the podcast. 00:30:57.359 --> 00:30:58.319 I really like that game. 00:30:58.559 --> 00:30:58.960 Thank you. 00:30:59.119 --> 00:31:02.480 Wait, that could be like a you could do that for you for what do you even think? 00:31:02.720 --> 00:31:03.359 What do you even think? 00:31:03.519 --> 00:31:05.599 Where you're like, what do you even think about ROI? 00:31:05.839 --> 00:31:06.400 Yeah, that's funny. 00:31:06.640 --> 00:31:07.039 That's funny. 00:31:07.200 --> 00:31:10.160 So, any who's or woozer, I love my show, Fulsom. 00:31:10.400 --> 00:31:22.000 Yeah, when I used to work at the duplex, maybe sometimes performing for three people, and I would give it every time, but even having 15 people at a show, I'm like, I'm grateful to have I'm grateful to entertain. 00:31:22.319 --> 00:31:24.880 And it was by the end, it was like pretty full. 00:31:25.039 --> 00:31:34.240 I think the really special thing about the show, and also come on, everybody, is uh this would be your nightmare, but everyone was off their phones

and just like locked in and paying attention. 00:31:34.799 --> 00:31:38.000 People were like really engaged and leaning forward. 00:31:38.400 --> 00:31:43.039 I think it's too small of a room to even be on your phone, like it's like obviously even to like record the numbers. 00:31:43.519 --> 00:31:47.119 People weren't even doing that, they were like paying fucking attention, which was amazing. 00:31:47.279 --> 00:31:50.559 And also, I think because throughout the show I asked people like, what is your kink? 00:31:50.720 --> 00:31:53.519 And I like yeah, I'm chatting with the audience the whole time. 00:31:53.839 --> 00:31:55.519 And what's your kink? 00:31:55.839 --> 00:31:58.079 I have I come up with a new one every time. 00:31:58.640 --> 00:31:59.359 Every time. 00:31:59.519 --> 00:32:01.279 Uh my mom's listening. 00:32:01.519 --> 00:32:02.079 Right. 00:32:02.240 --> 00:32:05.839 Uh, my kink is having a best friend. 00:32:06.480 --> 00:32:07.119 Good one. 00:32:07.359 --> 00:32:08.079 What's yours? 00:32:08.240 --> 00:32:10.640 Uh my kink is having the best mom ever. 00:32:10.960 --> 00:32:12.079 Same with my me. 00:32:12.240 --> 00:32:12.880 Uh me. 00:32:13.119 --> 00:32:14.400 Um, but wait, we have to talk about. 00:32:14.640 --> 00:32:16.960 I know you're talking about your gigs, but we kind of had a gig together. 00:32:17.039 --> 00:32:17.359 Unpaid. 00:32:17.680 --> 00:32:18.000 We did. 00:32:18.319 --> 00:32:18.799 Unpaid. 00:32:18.960 --> 00:32:20.559 But it very well might lead to something. 00:32:20.799 --> 00:32:22.799 We appeared on our first podcast together. 00:32:23.119 --> 00:32:24.559 And it's gonna come out this week, I think. 00:32:24.720 --> 00:32:25.359 Thank God. 00:32:25.519 --> 00:32:26.000 Yeah. 00:32:26.240 --> 00:32:29.359 We were on the big county couch. 00:32:30.000 --> 00:32:32.559 And if you haven't heard about it, we hadn't either. 00:32:32.880 --> 00:32:34.319 But no, we had. 00:32:34.400 --> 00:32:36.880 That's I mean, I had, that's we had no, no, I had, I had, I had. 00:32:37.359 --> 00:32:44.400 Um, with Gina Spears and our dear friend Mike, and we had the big and you can see Gina performing all around the city. 00:32:44.880 --> 00:32:45.839 Just on her podcast. 00:32:46.079 --> 00:32:46.799 On her podcast. 00:32:46.880 --> 00:32:47.039 Yeah. 00:32:47.200 --> 00:32:48.000 And it's so good. 00:32:48.240 --> 00:32:49.920 I'm gonna try to get her to do one of my shows though. 00:32:50.079 --> 00:32:50.559 I'm obsessed. 00:32:50.960 --> 00:32:51.759 Why doesn't she perform? 00:32:51.920 --> 00:32:52.640 She's so fun. 00:32:52.880 --> 00:32:55.279 She she's so funny, she's so fun. 00:32:55.680 --> 00:33:03.519 Um, yeah, so we went on a podcast, um, and they had like the most incredible studio in honestly. 00:33:04.480 --> 00:33:05.200 Like the most gorgeous. 00:33:05.440 --> 00:33:07.440 I felt like we were walking into the Wendy Williams studio. 00:33:07.599 --> 00:33:10.640 Yeah, it was beautiful and tacky in the best of ways. 00:33:10.880 --> 00:33:11.359 Exactly. 00:33:11.440 --> 00:33:11.680 Yeah. 00:33:11.839 --> 00:33:13.200 That is very Wendy Williams. 00:33:13.359 --> 00:33:13.440 Yeah. 00:33:13.680 --> 00:33:15.920 Um, it was so stunning, I couldn't believe it. 00:33:16.000 --> 00:33:18.000 I was like, oh, we are like in a high budget studio. 00:33:18.160 --> 00:33:19.200 It was like a dream come true. 00:33:19.359 --> 00:33:21.599 Yeah, and we really just gabb, gab, gabbed with them. 00:33:21.680 --> 00:33:23.279 We were there for hours and hours and hours. 00:33:23.519 --> 00:33:26.079 I did like have a photo shoot the next morning and I was like, I can't. 00:33:26.400 --> 00:33:27.039 Were you so tired? 00:33:27.920 --> 00:33:33.839 Um, I was only tired because for some reason, because of the alcohol that I drank, um, I woke up at 4 a.m. 00:33:34.160 --> 00:33:34.480 So fun. 00:33:34.720 --> 00:33:36.480 I was like, oh like sleep. 00:33:36.720 --> 00:33:37.839 Do you know why I'm tired today? 00:33:38.000 --> 00:33:38.480 Why? 00:33:38.799 --> 00:33:42.720 I so Donald taught me that you can do so. 00:33:42.799 --> 00:33:45.519 I know that he's been talking about like he got into Wordle really late. 00:33:45.680 --> 00:33:45.839 Yeah. 00:33:46.000 --> 00:33:47.039 And it's fucking annoying me. 00:33:47.440 --> 00:33:55.680 Well, now I'm into New York Times connections because I used to love playing that game, but my I don't have like a New York Times account. 00:33:55.839 --> 00:34:00.319 I actually like Mooch my parents, but that's I can't play the games because my dad gets mad at me. 00:34:00.799 --> 00:34:06.559 So now who if that is that bitch, Ben's in Boston, Massachusetts. 00:34:06.720 --> 00:34:06.880 Oh. 00:34:07.039 --> 00:34:07.599 Ben who's that? 00:34:07.759 --> 00:34:08.239 Plats? 00:34:08.559 --> 00:34:08.960 Probably. 00:34:09.119 --> 00:34:11.039 Um what were we talking about? 00:34:11.440 --> 00:34:13.280 Wow, you really can't keep up. 00:34:13.519 --> 00:34:13.760 No. 00:34:14.800 --> 00:34:16.079 This is like the third time. 00:34:16.320 --> 00:34:17.920 What were we talking about mooching off your parents? 00:34:18.400 --> 00:34:18.880 Oh my god. 00:34:18.960 --> 00:34:20.239 So in every way. 00:34:20.639 --> 00:34:24.320 Netflix, uh, a new apartment. 00:34:24.559 --> 00:34:28.800 Uh no, that was gonna be the third one, babe, because it's like comedy comes in threes. 00:34:30.239 --> 00:34:30.559 Oh! 00:34:31.360 --> 00:34:34.000 Give it up for Miller! 00:34:35.039 --> 00:34:36.239 And guess what? 00:34:36.480 --> 00:34:37.039 Guess what? 00:34:37.199 --> 00:34:38.239 You don't have to do this with us. 00:34:38.559 --> 00:34:39.360 You don't have to do this. 00:34:39.679 --> 00:34:42.400 But I brought up, I brought up uh that I was mad at you, bitch. 00:34:42.559 --> 00:34:43.199 Yeah, that was the time. 00:34:43.440 --> 00:34:49.199 I brought up I've got to do my quintessential I've got to do my real quintessential

introduction. 00:34:53.760 --> 00:34:56.400 We're here at the caladows. 00:34:59.679 --> 00:35:05.760 And I'm having a marvelous marvelous time. 00:35:06.159 --> 00:35:09.840 Woo! Do you want to join the big hunting cash or do you want to watch it too? 00:35:10.079 --> 00:35:10.480 You can do whatever. 00:35:12.800 --> 00:35:13.360 No one should. 00:35:13.679 --> 00:35:16.480 Um Are you kidding? 00:35:16.559 --> 00:35:18.000 You don't remember what you were talking about. 00:35:18.159 --> 00:35:21.519 No, Michael! No, is your brain fried? 00:35:21.679 --> 00:35:23.119 Oh my god, connections. 00:35:23.199 --> 00:35:26.480 Well, the reason why I can't think of anything is because I sit up till 2 a.m. 00:35:26.719 --> 00:35:27.599 playing connections. 00:35:27.840 --> 00:35:29.440 I sit up longer and more. 00:35:29.760 --> 00:35:31.199 Why is it always a competition? 00:35:31.519 --> 00:35:34.159 And I was drunker and my brain's still sharper than ever. 00:35:34.320 --> 00:35:35.679 It's always a competition with this man. 00:35:35.840 --> 00:35:36.639 It's always a competition. 00:35:36.800 --> 00:35:39.840 And do you want I had a competition with myself playing connections until 2 a.m. 00:35:40.239 --> 00:35:41.280 What do you mean playing connections? 00:35:41.360 --> 00:35:42.800 Don't you just do it once and it's over? 00:35:42.960 --> 00:35:46.320 So I found a website where they have all of the archived pass forms. 00:35:46.880 --> 00:35:48.079 That's sick and twitching. 00:35:48.320 --> 00:35:48.639 It is. 00:35:48.800 --> 00:35:49.840 Yeah, there's something wrong with that. 00:35:50.880 --> 00:35:53.840 I know it's like it's it gives me such a thrill. 00:35:54.320 --> 00:35:58.079 It's the most fun thing to put words together that may or may not go together. 00:35:58.320 --> 00:35:59.360 Like air blank. 00:36:00.639 --> 00:36:01.119 Sure. 00:36:01.440 --> 00:36:02.480 Do you remember air blank? 00:36:02.719 --> 00:36:03.840 Was oh wait, was that today? 00:36:03.920 --> 00:36:04.639 I don't think I did today. 00:36:04.960 --> 00:36:05.360 Oh well. 00:36:05.599 --> 00:36:06.880 Oh wait, I think I did today. 00:36:07.039 --> 00:36:08.000 Oh yeah, I sent it to you. 00:36:08.079 --> 00:36:09.199 I got it all in go. 00:36:10.320 --> 00:36:12.400 The words, it was like conditioner. 00:36:13.199 --> 00:36:14.400 Um, kiss. 00:36:15.599 --> 00:36:17.840 I was like, I I did not see those words. 00:36:18.000 --> 00:36:22.159 That was our final one, or like second to final one where it was like, no, it was our final one. 00:36:22.239 --> 00:36:24.320 We're like, I don't know how these are connected, but yeah. 00:36:24.480 --> 00:36:27.119 I think getting into the nitty-gritty maybe is boring. 00:36:28.880 --> 00:36:30.960 But that's so fun to share. 00:36:31.119 --> 00:36:33.679 Uh, so yeah, that's what I've been up to this week. 00:36:33.840 --> 00:36:35.199 Should we get into groupthink or do we have to go to the ground? 00:36:35.440 --> 00:36:36.639

We have to get into groupthink. 00:36:36.880 --> 00:36:37.920 We have to get into groupthink. 00:36:38.079 --> 00:36:39.840 I'm gonna start with groupthink, okay? 00:36:40.480 --> 00:36:41.920 It's time for me to be really open about that. 00:36:42.079 --> 00:36:43.599 Yeah, we have a lot of stuff to to do. 00:36:43.760 --> 00:36:45.119 There's actually so much to talk about. 00:36:45.280 --> 00:36:45.519 Yeah. 00:36:45.679 --> 00:36:49.039 But um can we talk about Choice Avon's music video? 00:36:49.199 --> 00:36:49.440 Yeah. 00:36:49.599 --> 00:36:54.000 His song is called FF, which is short for fistfuck, which is crazy. 00:36:54.159 --> 00:36:55.840 He is really in his horny boy era. 00:36:55.920 --> 00:36:58.880 I'm still Are you sure that's what he's referring to with FF? 00:36:59.280 --> 00:37:02.559 FF is short for fistfuck in a gay way. 00:37:02.800 --> 00:37:02.960 Yeah. 00:37:03.199 --> 00:37:05.760 It definitely, I honestly watched the music video. 00:37:05.920 --> 00:37:07.360 I thought it was beautiful and I loved it. 00:37:07.519 --> 00:37:07.760 Yeah. 00:37:07.920 --> 00:37:12.960 It was like a softcore porn gay film, which is what I do is in like in my artistry as well. 00:37:13.599 --> 00:37:15.440 So I really felt seen. 00:37:15.519 --> 00:37:17.119 I feel like we're in like similar vibes. 00:37:17.280 --> 00:37:22.239 Obviously, it's a super high budget and like really beautiful, but like we're definitely in the same kind of spectrum and sphere. 00:37:22.400 --> 00:37:22.559 Right. 00:37:22.719 --> 00:37:25.360 Uh, but I I really loved the video so much. 00:37:25.599 --> 00:37:28.480 Uh, I didn't really listen to the words clearly. 00:37:28.559 --> 00:37:30.159 I'm gonna have to go back and listen to them again. 00:37:30.400 --> 00:37:33.440 But FF on Grinder means fist fuck. 00:37:33.840 --> 00:37:34.480 Exactly. 00:37:34.639 --> 00:37:36.480 And what did you think of the Mr. 00:37:36.800 --> 00:37:38.320 uh oh my god, yeah. 00:37:38.400 --> 00:37:39.119 He had Mr. 00:37:39.440 --> 00:37:44.800 product placement, which was so gaggy, especially because they stopped sponsoring any of my shows, which makes me really sad. 00:37:45.199 --> 00:37:47.599 It's crazy that they would take on Troy Savannah and not you. 00:37:47.840 --> 00:37:48.159 I know. 00:37:48.320 --> 00:37:50.880 Like we're both in, we're both doing softcore game forum. 00:37:51.119 --> 00:37:52.320 Yeah, and it's like pay attention to it. 00:37:52.480 --> 00:37:53.119 And calling it R. 00:37:53.360 --> 00:37:58.159 Like, um, no, but he's really been on one, and I'm like so proud of him and like good for him. 00:37:58.400 --> 00:38:00.639 Um was it filmed in Fire Island? 00:38:00.800 --> 00:38:00.960 Yeah. 00:38:01.119 --> 00:38:03.360 Oh, yeah, I was like, this looks like Fire Island. 00:38:03.519 --> 00:38:09.039 It was the weekend where there was like a fire, and so um like one of the houses burned down and like completely changed. 00:38:09.199 --> 00:38:13.440

I remember it was like, oh, it was a house that the dancers are in, but it wasn't that, it wasn't that. 00:38:13.760 --> 00:38:17.440 Um okay, we have to talk about a couple different things. 00:38:17.679 --> 00:38:18.639 The Swan. 00:38:19.599 --> 00:38:21.119 We watched The Swan. 00:38:21.840 --> 00:38:23.679 There's two documentaries I would like to talk about this week. 00:38:23.840 --> 00:38:25.840 One that you watched and one that you watched. 00:38:26.159 --> 00:38:27.280 You watched, but I watched both. 00:38:27.440 --> 00:38:27.599 Right. 00:38:27.840 --> 00:38:30.000 Because I'm an avid consumer of media content. 00:38:30.480 --> 00:38:32.320 I'm an avid consumer of media content. 00:38:32.480 --> 00:38:35.840 And I am an avid connections player as of just a few days ago. 00:38:36.079 --> 00:38:36.400 Right. 00:38:36.559 --> 00:38:38.800 Um I have an addictive personality. 00:38:39.039 --> 00:38:39.599 No, I do. 00:38:39.840 --> 00:38:40.239 You do. 00:38:40.400 --> 00:38:41.360 Yeah, yeah, you do. 00:38:41.840 --> 00:38:42.000 Yeah. 00:38:42.239 --> 00:38:44.400 Hey, one of you addictive personalities, can I have some wine? 00:38:44.559 --> 00:38:45.280 Yeah, yes, honey. 00:38:45.440 --> 00:38:46.960 Um, there's a colder one in the fridge. 00:38:47.199 --> 00:38:47.679 Okay, bye. 00:38:47.840 --> 00:39:02.800 Um, okay, so, anyways, we watched the Swan documentary, which is, if you don't remember, there was this um show called The Swan, a reality competition show, where they would take absolute ugos, ugly, ugly women, um, and then transform them over 90 days. 00:39:03.039 --> 00:39:06.960 And it wasn't just it was it was like the opposite of the beauty and the beast. 00:39:07.119 --> 00:39:15.440 It was actually taking a beast of a woman and putting her through intense head-to-toe plastic surgery. 00:39:15.599 --> 00:39:23.679 Then as she's recovering and should not be doing any physical activity, is forced to go to the gym and is only allowed to eat lean cuisine. 00:39:24.320 --> 00:39:34.159 And um, they're like in solitude, they can't talk to their family members, they're like healing a lot, and then they surprise them and they're like, this is not just about transforming you. 00:39:34.320 --> 00:39:38.239 You're actually now in a competition, and they would reveal them against another world. 00:39:38.639 --> 00:39:41.920 Like now you're in a competition where you're going to go into a beauty pageant. 00:39:42.000 --> 00:39:44.079 So everyone is going to compete in a beauty pageant. 00:39:44.159 --> 00:39:49.599 And then they decided to do another twist where it's like, actually, not everyone's competing in the beauty pageant. 00:39:49.760 --> 00:40:00.239 You are going to go head to head with another person that is doing the swan, and we will decide if you get to go to the beauty pageant or if they get to go to the beauty pageant. 00:40:00.320 --> 00:40:01.199 There's like based on what? 00:40:01.280 --> 00:40:03.760 Like who's prettier after all these surgeries? 00:40:04.079 --> 00:40:05.119 Like this, it wasn't. 00:40:05.280 --> 00:40:06.800 Insane, insane, insane, insane. 00:40:07.039 --> 00:40:14.159 And they were not allowed to like once normally there's like days in the hospital after a surgery. 00:40:14.400 --> 00:40:21.519 They went straight back to their sequestered hotels and they were not allowed to get like any kind of medical help. 00:40:21.760 --> 00:40:27.760 They were just getting help from the PAs and like the other contestants, but only one other contestant. 00:40:27.840 --> 00:40:29.280 So they would like help each other out. 00:40:29.360 --> 00:40:30.559 It was it was really insane. 00:40:30.719 --> 00:40:32.719 It's giving how nurses and doctors are in a parking lot. 00:40:32.960 --> 00:40:40.239 I will say that I thought the um tire the Next Hop model documentary and the biggest loser documentary were a lot better. 00:40:40.400 --> 00:40:47.440 I didn't watch this one, yeah, but I heard of the premise, and it's like, well, it's not surprising that it was horrible. 00:40:47.760 --> 00:40:51.440 Yeah, I think I mean the other ones were like on Netflix, like more elevated. 00:40:51.599 --> 00:40:57.599 This was Hulu, like low budget loser freaks, but No, because remember, Hulu had a really good um Firefest documentary, right? 00:40:57.840 --> 00:40:58.400 Loved that. 00:40:58.639 --> 00:41:03.760 Yeah, it just it just so happens that also, yeah, Hulu is owned by Disney, so whatever. 00:41:04.079 --> 00:41:08.639 I also watched this insane true crime documentary called The Widower. 00:41:09.039 --> 00:41:12.400 Honey, get yourself to Netflix and watch The Widower. 00:41:12.559 --> 00:41:34.800 It was about this man who basically he he calls the police, he's like, the and he's like, My wife was shot in the head, and um I killed the uh the robber who was in the house trying to do it, and they're like, oh my god, okay, and they go to the house and then they look into it like things are a little strange. 00:41:35.039 --> 00:41:37.360 Like there are something doesn't seem right. 00:41:37.599 --> 00:41:41.920 And then they looked into it, and he's had six wives, and four of them have died. 00:41:42.239 --> 00:41:48.239 And he like gets um life insurance out for all the wives before the right before they die. 00:41:48.480 --> 00:42:02.079 And I'm not gonna give away the end, but what's very frustrating about the American legal system is so many things, but in this case, they were not allowed to bring in any anything from the past in this case. 00:42:02.320 --> 00:42:11.039 So they're like Is it because of the Statue of Libertations or is it because uh it's like that and because he went to court for those and he was deemed innocent. 00:42:11.280 --> 00:42:20.079 So yeah, those aren't you were saying like that would influence the jury's uh decision and and about his character, but I'm like, it's extremely relevant. 00:42:20.320 --> 00:42:21.039 It's extremely

relevant. 00:42:21.199 --> 00:42:25.039 They basically wanted to share that um This is a pattern and he got away. 00:42:25.280 --> 00:42:45.440 It seemed like he got away with it, but now we should open up all those cases because it doesn't seem like basically they wanted to just share that he took out life insurance policies right before all these women died, and the same thing happened in this case, but instead they're like you can't, we're not letting that uh pattern be established, and we can't bring in anything from that court case. 00:42:45.519 --> 00:42:48.960 So it took a very long time to convince the truth. 00:42:49.280 --> 00:42:51.599 Yeah, and anyway, we don't know, we don't know what happened. 00:42:51.679 --> 00:42:52.159 We'll have to watch. 00:42:53.119 --> 00:42:55.519 You kept talking about widower, yeah. 00:42:55.679 --> 00:43:01.199 It's called there's like a movie coming out called like Wicker or something. 00:43:01.440 --> 00:43:04.239 Oh it's about like a scarecrow man. 00:43:04.800 --> 00:43:08.159 It's about Alexander Skarsgard being a horny basket. 00:43:08.400 --> 00:43:13.760 I like Alexander Skarsgard is a horny basket fucking uh what's her name? 00:43:14.000 --> 00:43:14.639 Olivia Coleman. 00:43:14.880 --> 00:43:15.920 Olivia Coleman. 00:43:16.239 --> 00:43:20.480 You know what Harry Styles and um the Skarsgard have in common? 00:43:21.039 --> 00:43:23.039 They both fucked Zoe Krabbitz? 00:43:23.199 --> 00:43:23.440 No. 00:43:23.599 --> 00:43:25.840 No, so sexy in shorts. 00:43:26.880 --> 00:43:30.079 I don't I don't find Harry Styles attractive at all. 00:43:30.320 --> 00:43:33.920 I'm not attracted to him, but I I like that he wears little short shorts. 00:43:34.079 --> 00:43:34.480 Yeah, that's hot. 00:43:34.800 --> 00:43:37.039 Do you know who's really good in little short shorts? 00:43:37.280 --> 00:43:38.320 Paul Mescal. 00:43:39.519 --> 00:43:40.320 You don't care. 00:43:40.559 --> 00:43:41.840 Okay, moving on. 00:43:42.159 --> 00:43:44.800 We really I want to talk about dancing with the stars. 00:43:44.880 --> 00:43:48.079 This is what's uh this is the hottest topic of the week, I think. 00:43:48.480 --> 00:43:50.880 Um there was a disgust. 00:43:51.199 --> 00:43:52.559 Talk about true crime, honey. 00:43:52.880 --> 00:43:58.000 The truest crime is that Sierra Miller was eliminated from Dancing with the Stars. 00:43:58.480 --> 00:43:59.760 Excuse me, on episode four. 00:44:00.159 --> 00:44:00.639 Four. 00:44:01.039 --> 00:44:02.880 And how many contestants are there? 00:44:03.039 --> 00:44:04.239 There's still like a million left. 00:44:04.480 --> 00:44:04.960 A million left. 00:44:05.119 --> 00:44:06.400 It's not even halfway. 00:44:06.639 --> 00:44:10.800 She had been improving week after week so much. 00:44:11.039 --> 00:44:11.360 What happened? 00:44:11.599 --> 00:44:12.159 She got her best score. 00:44:12.320 --> 00:44:13.920 She just didn't get enough fair votes. 00:44:14.239 --> 00:44:29.519 I guess,

yeah, she got her best scores ever, but someone said on um our sister podcast, Giggly Squad, that like for the folks who are in like the bottom, like Guillermo, who's like always in the bottom, he'll get a lot of votes because people are like, oh my god, like he's the votes. 00:44:30.079 --> 00:44:31.760 Sierra was like in the middle of the pack. 00:44:32.000 --> 00:44:34.480 And so I don't think anyone was nervous that she might go home. 00:44:34.639 --> 00:44:34.719 Right. 00:44:34.880 --> 00:44:35.599 So I feel like people were. 00:44:35.920 --> 00:44:43.599 They also apparent apparently uh people have been loving Guillermo, and yeah, he's been like winning everyone's hearts. 00:44:43.760 --> 00:44:50.880 So he might be like horrible at actually doing it, but his charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent is really taking him through somehow. 00:44:51.119 --> 00:44:51.440 Yeah. 00:44:51.679 --> 00:44:56.480 I mean, good for him, but uh, someone else should have gone home that isn't Sierra, and I agree. 00:44:56.800 --> 00:44:59.920 I wanted her to have a longer experience, but I'm so proud of her. 00:45:00.079 --> 00:45:05.519 I mean, this is a woman who was um a COVID nurse in the ICU and like has done a lot of things. 00:45:05.840 --> 00:45:06.880 It's just crazy to me. 00:45:06.960 --> 00:45:11.599 Like, imagine there you are, like on your deathbed, and then a literal model walks up to you. 00:45:11.760 --> 00:45:12.960 Like, what what to do? 00:45:13.199 --> 00:45:14.320 Yeah, I think about that. 00:45:14.480 --> 00:45:15.599 Um, you can walk through. 00:45:15.679 --> 00:45:15.920 Thank you. 00:45:16.239 --> 00:45:19.199 I think about speaking of being a literal model nurse. 00:45:19.440 --> 00:45:22.639 I think about that with my husband, where I'm like, like, imagine that was your nurse. 00:45:22.719 --> 00:45:24.000 I'd be like, sorry, that's literally super. 00:45:24.320 --> 00:45:25.519 I'd be like, I'm Raghard. 00:45:25.599 --> 00:45:28.800 Yeah, like that's a hottie, hottie nurse, which is so fun. 00:45:28.960 --> 00:45:29.280 Yeah. 00:45:29.440 --> 00:45:31.760 Um, have you ever had a hot nurse before? 00:45:32.000 --> 00:45:34.559 Um, I had a hot doctor before. 00:45:34.719 --> 00:45:35.679 Ah, same. 00:45:35.920 --> 00:45:36.239 Yeah. 00:45:36.400 --> 00:45:36.559 Yeah. 00:45:36.800 --> 00:45:40.239 And then I was like And I really thought we had like a sexual chemistry. 00:45:40.480 --> 00:45:40.639 Same. 00:45:40.800 --> 00:45:42.159 He's fully straight, I found out. 00:45:42.480 --> 00:45:43.760 Oh, that's okay. 00:45:43.920 --> 00:45:49.760 You've had um gay experiences with uh your dentist or a dentist. 00:45:50.000 --> 00:45:50.960 A dentist. 00:45:51.119 --> 00:45:54.079 I was literally every dentist could be your dentist if you try hard enough. 00:45:54.480 --> 00:45:54.800 Dating. 00:45:54.880 --> 00:45:55.599 Yeah, I said it. 00:45:55.760 --> 00:45:56.079 Dating. 00:45:56.320 --> 00:45:57.039 Oh, I wrote. 00:45:57.280 -->

00:46:00.480 I know, no, we connect, we we established that we dated. 00:46:00.639 --> 00:46:00.960 Okay. 00:46:01.119 --> 00:46:02.159 I had to break up with him. 00:46:02.320 --> 00:46:02.559 Nice. 00:46:02.719 --> 00:46:03.280 It's dating. 00:46:03.440 --> 00:46:03.599 Yeah. 00:46:03.760 --> 00:46:04.800 We call each other exes. 00:46:05.119 --> 00:46:07.360 Every dentist could be your dentist if he's in your mouth. 00:46:07.679 --> 00:46:08.000 Yeah. 00:46:08.320 --> 00:46:08.639 Right. 00:46:08.880 --> 00:46:27.760 Um, I was seeing this guy and dating this guy, and uh, he is a dentist, and I go to an incredible dentist's office, and he would describe his mentor all the time, which sounded a lot like my dent, my dentist, but it's like there's so many like gay dentists in this town of New York City. 00:46:27.840 --> 00:46:30.639 Like, obviously, I'm not gonna assume like all gay people are the same person. 00:46:30.880 --> 00:46:30.960 Right. 00:46:31.119 --> 00:46:33.840 And if your dentist doesn't make content, don't go there. 00:46:34.079 --> 00:46:36.320 My dentist is not, and yeah. 00:46:36.880 --> 00:46:38.719 That's like literally how people like choose. 00:46:38.960 --> 00:46:44.079 I'm like, yeah, I'm like, I don't want my doctors to be like influencers. 00:46:44.480 --> 00:46:44.880 Me neither. 00:46:45.039 --> 00:46:52.000 I think it's humiliating, and I see so many um car places, dealerships is the word, um, car dealerships doing content. 00:46:52.239 --> 00:46:55.440 I'm okay with that because it's like someone needs to buy the cars, right? 00:46:55.519 --> 00:46:58.320 But I'm just like that's like all advertising, yeah. 00:46:58.480 --> 00:47:03.039 But I don't need you to be an influencer doctor, and then you're gonna get all up in my mouth. 00:47:03.199 --> 00:47:04.960 I'm like, not everyone should be an influencer. 00:47:05.119 --> 00:47:05.920 I should be. 00:47:06.079 --> 00:47:06.320 Right. 00:47:06.559 --> 00:47:08.239 Like, God, not enough people are watching. 00:47:08.400 --> 00:47:18.639 My mom had a drag roast, my mom, my drag mom had a roast on Sunday, and someone said was like Pink Pancake, when I met you, I thought you were really hot, but then I saw that you're trying to be an influencer. 00:47:18.719 --> 00:47:19.840 You're not that hot, honey. 00:47:20.480 --> 00:47:21.199 That was so good. 00:47:21.360 --> 00:47:22.079 That's a good read. 00:47:22.159 --> 00:47:22.239 Yeah. 00:47:22.400 --> 00:47:22.480 Yeah. 00:47:22.559 --> 00:47:24.480 So you I was like, I'm not trying to be an employees. 00:47:26.079 --> 00:47:30.880 I am not to go back to you'd think, but yeah, you were part of a roast that we practiced a lot for. 00:47:31.039 --> 00:47:31.280 Yeah. 00:47:31.519 --> 00:47:34.320 Um, I would say you had uh three ghost writers. 00:47:34.480 --> 00:47:35.039 Yeah, I did. 00:47:35.280 --> 00:47:36.960 Three amazing talented ghostwriters. 00:47:37.119 --> 00:47:40.559 I would say I don't, I don't know if I don't think any of my jokes made the cut. 00:47:40.800 --> 00:47:42.480 And I don't think any of my jokes made the cut. 00:47:42.559 --> 00:47:51.119 So um Michaels, uh also known as Pink Pink Kicking Many Communities, um texted me, Plasma and Black Cherry was like, I need to do this roast. 00:47:51.280 --> 00:47:53.360 Um, do you have any ideas for jokes? 00:47:53.599 --> 00:47:56.239 And something awoke in all of you. 00:47:56.559 --> 00:48:01.119 And we were, we're all like, it was like the middle of the day, you know, and we were like bam, bam, bam, bam. 00:48:01.360 --> 00:48:02.079 And it was so fun. 00:48:02.159 --> 00:48:06.719 Like, I just went on the Instagram and saw like who was on the roast, and I was like, let's fucking go. 00:48:06.800 --> 00:48:08.559 I could tear any of these bitches down. 00:48:08.880 --> 00:48:11.280 And it's a really nice thing to do. 00:48:11.440 --> 00:48:11.760 Yeah. 00:48:11.920 --> 00:48:15.119 So, but people didn't have that much to say about you besides you're so hot. 00:48:15.519 --> 00:48:16.000 No, I wasn't sure. 00:48:16.400 --> 00:48:16.880 That's what you said. 00:48:16.960 --> 00:48:17.519 You reported back. 00:48:17.599 --> 00:48:18.639 Everyone was just talking about how hot I was. 00:48:18.880 --> 00:48:19.920 That's not no, that's not what I said. 00:48:20.079 --> 00:48:21.039 But that's what I heard. 00:48:21.280 --> 00:48:22.480 A lot of the jokes. 00:48:22.559 --> 00:48:24.480 I felt I was like, wait, I feel amazing. 00:48:24.639 --> 00:48:26.480 So a lot of the jokes were calling me attractive. 00:48:26.559 --> 00:48:26.880 That's right. 00:48:27.039 --> 00:48:30.320 And I was like, okay, everyone wants to hook up with me. 00:48:30.400 --> 00:48:34.079 Uh once I get my hairline done, like, no one's gonna have a thing to make fun of me for. 00:48:34.320 --> 00:48:35.760 I don't think that they'll struggle. 00:48:36.639 --> 00:48:37.920 Uh yeah. 00:48:38.960 --> 00:48:45.039 Uh anyway, I mean, like Marty Cummings said that like only desperate people do my shows. 00:48:45.679 --> 00:48:48.159 Um I forgot. 00:48:48.320 --> 00:48:49.840 I I have to look back. 00:48:50.000 --> 00:48:52.159 But what we're to we're really in groupthink, though. 00:48:52.400 --> 00:48:55.519 The next thing we should talk about as a group is something that I just found out. 00:48:55.679 --> 00:48:58.079 Crazy Rich Asians is coming as a TV show. 00:48:58.239 --> 00:48:59.360 You found out from my notes app? 00:48:59.519 --> 00:49:00.239 From your notes app. 00:49:00.400 --> 00:49:01.119 Wow, okay, yeah. 00:49:01.199 --> 00:49:04.000 It's coming back as an Is it the exact same cast? 00:49:04.480 --> 00:49:04.880 Same cast. 00:49:05.119 --> 00:49:05.280 Fine. 00:49:05.840 --> 00:49:06.000 Cool. 00:49:06.320 --> 00:49:09.440 I can't think of a time where like that's it's happened in that way. 00:49:09.679 --> 00:49:18.480 There's been TV shows that turn into movies, like Sex and one case where a movie turned into a TV

series. 00:49:19.360 --> 00:49:21.280 And that is Jimmy Neutron. 00:49:22.719 --> 00:49:24.480 Wait, that started as a movie? 00:49:24.639 --> 00:49:27.840 It started as a movie, and then it became a TV show. 00:49:28.159 --> 00:49:30.000 That's freaking crazy, dude. 00:49:30.239 --> 00:49:35.599 And I'll never forget there was like I for the main girl's best friend. 00:49:35.920 --> 00:49:43.119 She had one very specific haircut like throughout so much of the whole movie and the series, and it was like covering one of her eyes, the hair. 00:49:43.360 --> 00:49:48.000 And then she in one of the episodes, she finds out that she's like a descendant from Cleopatra. 00:49:48.239 --> 00:49:52.559 And so they have to do her hair to look like Cleopatra to like escape from these monsters. 00:49:52.960 --> 00:49:58.000 And then she looks so cunt that she keeps that hairstyle for the rest of the series. 00:49:58.719 --> 00:49:59.599 Isn't that bizarre? 00:49:59.760 --> 00:50:03.119 Like a cartoon character changing their hairstyle doesn't happen. 00:50:03.840 --> 00:50:12.559 Doesn't happen ahead of its time, ahead of its time, like breaking down doors, yeah, yeah, and barriers, yeah, and glass ceilings, and uh yeah, a lot of stuff. 00:50:12.800 --> 00:50:15.360 Okay, you really want to talk about Rita's, and I want to let you have that. 00:50:15.599 --> 00:50:16.000 Thank you. 00:50:16.159 --> 00:50:25.519 So there's a bar in Hell's Kitchen that was once called Rita's, then it closed down, and people wondered what happened to Rita's because it was always packed. 00:50:25.760 --> 00:50:28.960 Suddenly, it there's construction. 00:50:29.280 --> 00:50:30.800 There's a new sign that goes up. 00:50:30.880 --> 00:50:32.400 It says Monkey Thief on it. 00:50:32.639 --> 00:50:37.760 And I have to say, when I saw Monkey Thief, I was like, for some reason, this feels better to me than Rita's. 00:50:37.840 --> 00:50:41.519 I was like, I want to go in here, I want to have some Thai food, I want to have some cocktails. 00:50:41.760 --> 00:50:43.440 But they were not offering Thai food. 00:50:43.599 --> 00:50:45.039 Not at the time, or ever. 00:50:45.199 --> 00:50:45.599 Or ever. 00:50:45.760 --> 00:50:50.559 They were offering seemingly the exact same menu as Rita's and the exact same everything. 00:50:50.719 --> 00:50:53.840 It seemed like the I don't think the inside changed in any way. 00:50:54.239 --> 00:50:55.519 I think it it looks the same. 00:50:55.599 --> 00:50:59.280 Maybe they put pictures of monkeys on the wall, but I really don't think they even did that. 00:50:59.440 --> 00:51:03.519 I think there's like one picture, because I walk, I've only walked by, I've never set foot. 00:51:03.679 --> 00:51:09.599 I think there's one picture of like a monkey drinking like a glass of some kind of martini or something. 00:51:09.760 --> 00:51:14.320 But that also might be that bar in the East Village that Baslerman uh designed. 00:51:14.400 --> 00:51:16.400 So I'm actually thinking I'm getting them confused. 00:51:16.480 --> 00:51:27.599 But it doesn't matter because just this week, uh-huh, maybe a month into Monkey Thief, the title Rita's goes back up on the marquee, and we are back to square one. 00:51:27.760 --> 00:51:39.039 It's giving HBO, HBO Max, HBO Go, HBO Now, HBO, just Max, and now Skybrand to the moon or whatever they're changing it to. 00:51:39.360 --> 00:51:41.199 Sky Dance, Sky Dance. 00:51:41.360 --> 00:51:42.239 I yeah, I can't. 00:51:42.400 --> 00:51:44.480 We gotta just keep things as Rita's and keep it. 00:51:44.719 --> 00:51:46.320 Sky dancing with the stars. 00:51:48.559 --> 00:51:50.239 Okay, now we're doing our final segment. 00:51:50.480 --> 00:51:51.760 Yeah, which is what do you even think? 00:51:51.840 --> 00:51:53.360 Where we're gonna go through some names. 00:51:53.440 --> 00:51:56.159 Uh I'm gonna say a name of two things. 00:51:56.559 --> 00:51:57.280 People place things. 00:51:57.360 --> 00:51:58.000 I'm changing my. 00:51:59.360 --> 00:51:59.760 Change it up. 00:51:59.920 --> 00:52:00.320 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:52:00.480 --> 00:52:04.400 And so we're gonna, of course, we're going to act as. 00:52:04.880 --> 00:52:06.400 Did you just you deleted mine? 00:52:06.639 --> 00:52:07.199 No, I didn't. 00:52:07.360 --> 00:52:07.920 Yeah, you did. 00:52:08.079 --> 00:52:09.280 Oh, well, remember it. 00:52:09.440 --> 00:52:09.760 Okay. 00:52:10.159 --> 00:52:16.639 Um, so we are going to act as experts on the topic that we're given, whether we know it or not. 00:52:17.519 --> 00:52:21.599 Donald, what do you even think about Grangete? 00:52:23.039 --> 00:52:23.360 Oh. 00:52:24.239 --> 00:52:26.480 Um, thank you for asking. 00:52:26.800 --> 00:52:27.599 Granjete. 00:52:28.159 --> 00:52:29.920 I don't think so, honey, granjete. 00:52:30.239 --> 00:52:35.920 No, grandete is like kind of this uh thing in plays or in you know, um, in general. 00:52:36.000 --> 00:52:42.079 It's like where you make a grand gesture and you look up at the sky and you declare something. 00:52:42.320 --> 00:52:48.800 So I would say, like in theater, if you look up and declare, like where's my home? 00:52:49.119 --> 00:52:55.199 Like that's grandjete, you know, two bucks, three me's, one butt, like that. 00:52:55.280 --> 00:52:56.559 Yeah, that's grandjete. 00:52:56.960 --> 00:53:01.039 You know, it's like you declare something looking up at the sky in a grand way. 00:53:01.280 --> 00:53:02.400 That was really beautiful. 00:53:02.559 --> 00:53:04.159 You're not super far off. 00:53:04.480 --> 00:53:12.480 A grande is a type of leap in ballet, so it is like a grand leap. 00:53:12.719 --> 00:53:17.119 And it's when a dancer will like jump into a full split in the air. 00:53:17.440 --> 00:53:18.960 What are you doing? 00:53:19.920 --> 00:53:25.519 For our our visual or just our audio listeners, Donald just started to like rub the back of my neck. 00:53:25.840 --> 00:53:29.440 I'm never like very physically

affectionate to my friend Michael. 00:53:29.519 --> 00:53:33.119 Yeah, and I was getting bored of your descriptions as like what could like throw you off? 00:53:33.280 --> 00:53:33.599 Yeah. 00:53:33.760 --> 00:53:38.239 Um, we definitely have a very similar relationship to Abby and Alana from Broad City. 00:53:38.559 --> 00:53:40.559 Okay, everyone says that about their friends. 00:53:40.800 --> 00:53:47.280 But the thing is that I am always kind of like very sexual towards Donald and I always talk about his big juicy butt. 00:53:47.440 --> 00:53:49.920 And because that's something that like they do, and we did this before. 00:53:50.079 --> 00:53:50.239 Yeah. 00:53:50.400 --> 00:53:50.960 They did it. 00:53:51.119 --> 00:53:57.039 Um, and always want to like cuddle with him watching a movie, and he is desperate to do the opposite of that. 00:53:57.199 --> 00:54:02.880 But the moment he shows any physical attention to me, it gives me the heebies and the g bees. 00:54:03.119 --> 00:54:04.960 It is like the most disgusting thing in the world. 00:54:05.119 --> 00:54:07.199 But I I want to want, I want you to want me. 00:54:07.360 --> 00:54:09.840 No, I want to want it, but I don't want to get it. 00:54:10.000 --> 00:54:11.920 And you say, ah, I don't think so. 00:54:12.719 --> 00:54:17.360 Okay, so now I want you to tell me what do you even think about Brandon Armstrong? 00:54:17.599 --> 00:54:27.519 Brandon Armstrong, thank you so much because I am really excited to be here at the Armstrong Foundation to talk about the son of Neil Armstrong, Brandon. 00:54:28.159 --> 00:54:33.599 Brandon is the person who actually came up with a Live Strong bracelet idea. 00:54:33.840 --> 00:54:45.360 And so, yeah, so they wanted to raise money for cancer because Neil Armstrong obviously was famous for having leukemia, and they were raising money and awareness for that. 00:54:45.599 --> 00:55:05.199 Uh Neil initially wanted them to be red, but his son Brandon was the one that came up with the color yellow because he thought it was more vibrant and more of a like red has a lot of uh, you know, the the connotations of red are sexual, they're angry, they're darker. 00:55:05.360 --> 00:55:05.599 Right. 00:55:05.760 --> 00:55:07.599 But yellow is sunshine and joy. 00:55:07.679 --> 00:55:10.000 So that is like his biggest contribution. 00:55:10.239 --> 00:55:10.639 Five seconds. 00:55:10.960 --> 00:55:19.119 But now he does TED Talks talking about how to um become the uh owner of his own destiny. 00:55:19.440 --> 00:55:20.480 Zero seconds. 00:55:20.880 --> 00:55:22.159 That was really good. 00:55:22.480 --> 00:55:24.559 Who the hell is Brandon Armstrong? 00:55:25.199 --> 00:55:31.280 He was was Sierra Miller's dancing with the star partner. 00:55:34.079 --> 00:55:35.039 He's still with us. 00:55:35.199 --> 00:55:36.559 He he's like Hawkeye, right? 00:55:36.800 --> 00:55:37.440 He's so hot. 00:55:37.599 --> 00:55:40.079 Yeah, he's a really supportive, lovely guy. 00:55:40.159 --> 00:55:42.239 He was really a great champion for Sierra. 00:55:42.320 --> 00:55:44.960 Um, and I hope that their bond continues far after the show. 00:55:45.199 --> 00:55:45.519 Yeah. 00:55:45.760 --> 00:55:52.880 It seems like they all really I don't know if it's just for social media, but it's I it's like part of it is like the bond between the dancer and the select. 00:55:53.119 --> 00:55:53.280 Right. 00:55:53.440 --> 00:55:56.960 Well, um Guillermo's partner is pregnant and is like only getting more and more pregnant. 00:55:57.039 --> 00:55:57.599 She's like, get me off. 00:55:58.000 --> 00:56:05.920 Well, they were like, they certainly paired them because they thought Guillermo was gonna last like a few days, but everyone has been loving even that he's like not. 00:56:06.320 --> 00:56:08.159 I mean, I watched his goofy ass. 00:56:08.320 --> 00:56:14.239 Yeah, I watched like one episode, but and it was all the men dancing, so I haven't seen anything else, but yeah. 00:56:14.559 --> 00:56:16.159 Would you want to go on that show? 00:56:16.719 --> 00:56:21.119 Um, I think the reason why people mostly go on the show is because it pays so much money. 00:56:21.440 --> 00:56:23.440 Well, I think you have to be a star first. 00:56:24.079 --> 00:56:25.679 No, I'm saying like stars. 00:56:25.920 --> 00:56:28.159 Oh, yes, go on because it pays a lot of money. 00:56:28.559 --> 00:56:32.400 It's like a certain level of star that will go on and get so much money. 00:56:32.639 --> 00:56:32.880 True. 00:56:33.360 --> 00:56:38.079 And there's certain ways that you get on that are humiliating, and certainly ways you get on that are amazing. 00:56:38.400 --> 00:56:40.320 Sierra got on in a way that's amazing. 00:56:40.480 --> 00:56:40.800 Yeah. 00:56:41.039 --> 00:56:46.880 I think that like I'm gonna be fucking evil, but I think like Julia Stiles gets on in more of like a humiliating way. 00:56:46.960 --> 00:56:47.280 Yeah, yeah. 00:56:48.800 --> 00:56:49.119 Right. 00:56:49.360 --> 00:56:52.559 Which drag queen do you think should be next on Dancing with the Stars? 00:56:52.880 --> 00:56:55.679 And then there was Shangela, you're a big fan of hers. 00:56:56.079 --> 00:56:57.039 Cancelinta. 00:56:57.519 --> 00:56:59.280 Yeah, they haven't ever brought another one. 00:56:59.360 --> 00:57:04.800 I they've had them on like the spin-offs of other countries, I believe, but they've never had a drag queen on. 00:57:04.960 --> 00:57:10.800 But Amber Riley, who's another movie person, she won her season, and I haven't watched it yet. 00:57:10.880 --> 00:57:15.519 But last episode, she sang live while Harry, whatever the Josie. 00:57:15.840 --> 00:57:16.480 That's not his name. 00:57:16.800 --> 00:57:17.280 Styles. 00:57:17.679 --> 00:57:18.480 Not his name. 00:57:18.639 --> 00:57:19.519 Um Potter. 00:57:19.920 --> 00:57:20.239 Yeah. 00:57:20.480 --> 00:57:26.400 Um did the guy from Glee that's on right now dance to her singing live, which I'm excited to watch. 00:57:26.960 --> 00:57:28.000 Oh, that sounds fabulous. 00:57:28.159 --> 00:57:28.480 Yeah. 00:57:28.639 --> 00:57:31.119 Well, we really gotta go eat some sushi. 00:57:31.360 --> 00:57:33.280 Thank you so much for listening again this week. 00:57:33.440 --> 00:57:35.920 It's been nothing but a joy to entertain you guys. 00:57:36.159 --> 00:57:38.239 And we keep thinking. 00:57:38.559 --> 00:57:40.719 No, we really hope that you fucking follow us on YouTube. 00:57:40.800 --> 00:57:41.360 Remember that. 00:57:41.679 --> 00:57:45.679 And keep thinking and keep your thinking caps on. 00:57:49.440 --> 00:57:54.480 You think is produced and edited by Straight Luke, aka Luke Martin, and kind of sort of by Peter Shum. 00:57:54.719 --> 00:57:57.280 Art by Curtis Brown and music by Jack Rayner.