บทถอดความฉบับเต็มของ Bad Parking Has Consequences! | The Treehouse Show

--> 00:04:32.339 same page. Although what you may have done and what 72 00:04:32.579 --> 00:04:36.230 I may have done may vary greatly. I don't know. 73 00:04:36.410 --> 00:04:38.589 You might, Trey, be the guy that's like, you know what? 74 00:04:38.649 --> 00:04:41.889 I will go bird down their house. So am I 75 00:04:42.050 --> 00:04:44.939 in the wrong for blocking a driver's side door with 76 00:04:45.000 --> 00:04:48.639 my car? This guy says, I'm actually feeling like a 77 00:04:48.680 --> 00:04:52.800 bag of shite now and need an outside opinion. Today, 78 00:04:52.839 --> 00:04:55.420 I was struggling to find parking in a busy shopping center. 79 00:04:56.459 --> 00:04:58.899 I drove down one lane of parking spaces, not realizing 80 00:04:58.939 --> 00:05:01.139 there would be no room to turn around, and it 81 00:05:01.180 --> 00:05:04.560 was just a dead end. There was one vacant spot 82 00:05:04.639 --> 00:05:07.550 at the very end that had an SUV parked not on, 83 00:05:08.310 --> 00:05:11.410 but over the line, making it close to impossible for 84 00:05:11.550 --> 00:05:14.310 anyone else to park there. The SUV was hogging two 85 00:05:14.370 --> 00:05:19.189 spaces due to poor parking. I won't lie, I was 86 00:05:19.230 --> 00:05:22.259 feeling petty. I was flustered because the only way for 87 00:05:22.279 --> 00:05:24.560 me to even get out was to pull into the 88 00:05:24.620 --> 00:05:26.819 empty spot and reverse out. But once I pulled in, 89 00:05:26.860 --> 00:05:30.649 I realized I fit by a few millimeters without touching 90 00:05:30.689 --> 00:05:33.529 the other car. I even glanced inside to see how 91 00:05:33.589 --> 00:05:35.290 much of a pain it would be for the driver 92 00:05:35.329 --> 00:05:36.930 of the other car to get in and scoot over 93 00:05:36.949 --> 00:05:39.610 to the passenger side. There was no gear shift in 94 00:05:39.629 --> 00:05:41.889 the middle, just the cup holder thingy to scoot over. 95 00:05:42.540 --> 00:05:45.720 But like I said, I was feeling petty and annoyed. 96 00:05:46.500 --> 00:05:49.639 I feel you, brother. So instead of reversing, I parked, 97 00:05:49.920 --> 00:05:56.029 went inside for 30 minutes. When I got out, two 98 00:05:56.149 --> 00:05:58.850 women were standing with a security guard next to my 99 00:05:58.930 --> 00:06:02.490 car looking pissed. One woman asked if I was the 100 00:06:02.529 --> 00:06:05.629 car parked next to her. I said, yes. I hope 101 00:06:05.649 --> 00:06:08.120 he said it that way. I really do. She started 102 00:06:08.149 --> 00:06:10.240 to yell at me and ask why I would do 103 00:06:10.300 --> 00:06:14.819 that to her. She kept repeating, you don't do this 104 00:06:14.860 --> 00:06:20.040 to people. Hmm. I reiterated that she, in fact, did 105 00:06:20.079 --> 00:06:22.750 not park correctly, and she also had the option of 106 00:06:22.829 --> 00:06:26.750 getting in the passenger side. She said she couldn't because 107 00:06:26.850 --> 00:06:31.209 she had knee surgery. I, in my anger, replied, I 108 00:06:31.680 --> 00:06:34.920 don't care about your knee. If you're done being a twat, 109 00:06:35.000 --> 00:06:39.899 I'd be happy to move my car and let you in. Trey, 110 00:06:39.939 --> 00:06:42.579 I feel like we found your English cousin. 111 00:06:46.079 --> 00:06:50.379 He didn't drop the C word, so I'll go second cousin. 112 00:06:52.740 --> 00:06:58.579 Maybe once or twice removed. She went quiet. I pulled 113 00:06:58.699 --> 00:07:00.959 out and left while she glared at me. The other 114 00:07:01.019 --> 00:07:03.579 woman and the security guard didn't say a word throughout 115 00:07:03.639 --> 00:07:06.110 the entire interaction. Now the more I think about it, 116 00:07:06.290 --> 00:07:10.170 the worse I feel. I'm normally not so bold and petty, 117 00:07:10.230 --> 00:07:13.170 so I'm not sure if what I did warrants the 118 00:07:13.230 --> 00:07:16.470 response she had as if I had caused her harm 119 00:07:16.529 --> 00:07:19.689 in some way. Am I in the wrong for parking 120 00:07:19.829 --> 00:07:26.000 where I did? No, absolutely not. The irony is thicker 121 00:07:26.040 --> 00:07:29.220 than peanut butter in this story, where she says, how 122 00:07:29.279 --> 00:07:32.120 could you do this to people parking so close to 123 00:07:32.160 --> 00:07:37.000 their door? I appreciate him calling her a twat in 124 00:07:37.040 --> 00:07:39.819 that moment, and that's where it really needs to be 125 00:07:39.879 --> 00:07:45.480 thrust upon her very, very dramatically. That She's the one 126 00:07:45.519 --> 00:07:48.990 that is inflicting her will upon others, not giving a 127 00:07:49.110 --> 00:07:52.589 damn how it affects. So at the end of the day, 128 00:07:53.029 --> 00:07:55.350 she got a taste of her own medicine and didn't 129 00:07:55.389 --> 00:07:56.089 like the flavor. 130 00:07:58.910 --> 00:08:04.870 Now, this is where it does get nuanced. Did she 131 00:08:04.930 --> 00:08:08.189 park that way because someone else had parked that way? 132 00:08:10.569 --> 00:08:11.050 This is true. 133 00:08:12.740 --> 00:08:16.939 This is where it has saved many a car and many... 134 00:08:17.220 --> 00:08:20.740 Because we've all seen this and been in this situation. 135 00:08:21.420 --> 00:08:24.459 And if I know the person who pulled in there 136 00:08:24.879 --> 00:08:26.819 did it on their own, yeah, I would do the 137 00:08:26.879 --> 00:08:33.759 exact same thing. Don't care. And I would take pictures. 138 00:08:34.080 --> 00:08:35.759 So if I came out and my car was damaged, 139 00:08:35.830 --> 00:08:37.590 I would know exactly who to come after. 140 00:08:38.289 --> 00:08:38.450 Yeah. 141 00:08:41.070 --> 00:08:45.039 That being said... if you run the risk that they 142 00:08:45.080 --> 00:08:48.440 were just responding because another selfish twat actually, you know, 143 00:08:48.480 --> 00:08:51.230 parked badly, then you are the a-hole. 144 00:08:54.649

--> 00:08:56.710 You are doing the thing that I do, which is 145 00:08:56.830 --> 00:09:01.950 considering all the possibilities before I decide on my course 146 00:09:01.990 --> 00:09:06.070 of action, right? So I had this exact problem in 147 00:09:06.289 --> 00:09:10.000 the apartment that my wife and I lived in in Uptown. 148 00:09:10.039 --> 00:09:13.059 When we were basically neighbors years ago, Trey, And we 149 00:09:13.100 --> 00:09:16.279 lived in that little condo off of Travis Street near 150 00:09:16.559 --> 00:09:21.100 Uptown in Dallas. It had an underground garage and we 151 00:09:21.139 --> 00:09:22.379 had an assigned parking space. 152 00:09:22.730 --> 00:09:22.950 Okay. 153 00:09:24.070 --> 00:09:28.250 When you're looking at the parking spaces, our spot was 154 00:09:28.289 --> 00:09:30.289 right here in front of you. And then there was 155 00:09:30.309 --> 00:09:34.049 a bunch of open spots to the right. The spot 156 00:09:34.250 --> 00:09:38.779 directly to our left had a support column on the 157 00:09:38.840 --> 00:09:43.649 driver's side of the parking spot. Because of that, the 158 00:09:43.690 --> 00:09:46.690 person that was assigned that spot would typically pull into 159 00:09:46.730 --> 00:09:49.679 that parking spot and a lot of times be hanging 160 00:09:49.779 --> 00:09:53.539 over into our parking space to the right. They're double parked. 161 00:09:54.860 --> 00:09:57.990 But I know they were a twat because no one 162 00:09:58.029 --> 00:09:59.110 was blocking them. 163 00:09:59.129 --> 00:09:59.690 No one was following. 164 00:10:00.419 --> 00:10:02.759 Them over. It's just because they wanted more room to 165 00:10:02.799 --> 00:10:04.700 get out of their car because of the support column 166 00:10:04.720 --> 00:10:07.820 next to them. So in that case, I knew exactly 167 00:10:07.840 --> 00:10:10.960 they were being dicks and not giving a damn about 168 00:10:11.139 --> 00:10:14.289 anyone else down the line. So we got into a 169 00:10:14.330 --> 00:10:18.080 lovely note war. Um, But you're right. When you're in 170 00:10:18.120 --> 00:10:20.720 a public parking lot type situation, you don't know if 171 00:10:20.759 --> 00:10:23.580 someone else did it before, and you have to consider that. 172 00:10:23.740 --> 00:10:25.980 The other possibility you have to consider, and this is 173 00:10:26.019 --> 00:10:29.379 a big one to me, which is, do you feel... 174 00:10:31.080 --> 00:10:35.620 Is their infraction so egregious that you do something, therefore 175 00:10:35.779 --> 00:10:43.100 jeopardizing your car? Because if you do that, you need 176 00:10:43.139 --> 00:10:45.919 to consider the possibility that they may F up your car. 177 00:10:45.950 --> 00:10:46.490 Mm-hmm. 178 00:10:48.250 --> 00:10:50.450 So the other thing you need to consider when you're 179 00:10:50.470 --> 00:10:56.889 in this situation is, who's got the nicer car? If 180 00:10:56.950 --> 00:11:00.690 they're driving an 88 Oldsmobile, you

let them do whatever 181 00:11:00.769 --> 00:11:01.330 they want. 182 00:11:03.909 --> 00:11:10.019 This is where the wisdom of Dalton comes into play. 183 00:11:10.679 --> 00:11:11.480 Dalton as in? 184 00:11:12.000 --> 00:11:12.440 Roadhouse. 185 00:11:13.179 --> 00:11:14.389 Amen, brother. Preach to me. 186 00:11:15.909 --> 00:11:18.190 He had that nice Mercedes, but that's not what he drove. 187 00:11:18.490 --> 00:11:21.990 He went and bought, bought the beater. And that's, there 188 00:11:22.029 --> 00:11:25.669 are times I have often, you know, if you, if 189 00:11:25.750 --> 00:11:29.000 I could go find an old like Cadillac or Lincoln, 190 00:11:29.659 --> 00:11:32.320 you know, a big boat, I even put some tires 191 00:11:32.360 --> 00:11:37.080 on the sides, just, you know, and I would wreak havoc. 192 00:11:39.519 --> 00:11:44.200 Every day, every single day driving around town. It's like 193 00:11:44.360 --> 00:11:48.860 fury effing road. You are Mad Max driving around and 194 00:11:48.919 --> 00:11:50.000 you don't give a damn. 195 00:11:53.399 --> 00:11:58.259 I would be the avenging angel of bad Parkers. 196 00:12:01.769 --> 00:12:05.509 Trey, not all heroes wear capes, my friend. Some drive 197 00:12:05.549 --> 00:12:10.129 around really old cars with V8s. Covered in dings and 198 00:12:10.230 --> 00:12:12.870 dents and probably the occasional patch of hair in a tooth. 199 00:12:14.370 --> 00:12:19.179 Yep. Solid steel. Chances are you're not going to hurt it, 200 00:12:19.230 --> 00:12:20.169 but you can give it a shot. 201 00:12:21.330 --> 00:12:23.960 So I've been getting some weird stuff on my social 202 00:12:24.009 --> 00:12:29.139 media algorithm lately. I showed some interest in some classic cars. 203 00:12:29.500 --> 00:12:34.659 And by classic, I mean odd classic. I just happened 204 00:12:34.679 --> 00:12:37.220 to see on an Explorer page, I was about to 205 00:12:37.259 --> 00:12:41.220 search for something. And in the Explorer page, social media 206 00:12:41.259 --> 00:12:48.529 got me. It was a video of a restored F-150 207 00:12:48.610 --> 00:12:51.549 wide body from like the 80s or late 70s or 208 00:12:51.610 --> 00:12:56.279 something pickup. And it was shiny and immaculate. It had 209 00:12:56.340 --> 00:12:59.120 a lift on it and off-road tires. And man, it 210 00:12:59.139 --> 00:13:04.639 just spoke to my testosterone-fueled soul. And because I showed 211 00:13:04.679 --> 00:13:08.899 interest in that, now I get shown other accounts with 212 00:13:09.019 --> 00:13:17.309 older vehicles. So yesterday... I got showed some account that 213 00:13:17.330 --> 00:13:21.580 had a photo of a 96 station wagon. I can't 214 00:13:21.600 --> 00:13:24.440 remember if it was a Buick or an Oldsmobile or 215 00:13:24.779 --> 00:13:29.059 whatever it was. But it was a 1996 station wagon, 216 00:13:29.120 --> 00:13:33.320 the last of its kind. It ceased production after this. 217 00:13:34.080 --> 00:13:37.779 The wood grain down

the side, one owner, only like 218 00:13:37.799 --> 00:13:42.179 30-something thousand miles on it for sale in Fort Worth. 219 00:13:43.570 --> 00:13:48.649 For under $ 25, 000. And I thought, oh, my God. Can 220 00:13:48.690 --> 00:13:52.830 you imagine driving that thing around town? One, because it's 221 00:13:52.909 --> 00:13:55.409 not your typical classic. It's not like you're driving around 222 00:13:55.450 --> 00:13:59.769 a 30s pickup. You're not driving around a 57 Vette. 223 00:14:00.649 --> 00:14:03.750 It's a 96 station wagon with the full original wood 224 00:14:03.830 --> 00:14:08.549 trim down the side. But it looked so clean. Anyway. 225 00:14:08.570 --> 00:14:10.909 Not a chance. Yeah. 226 00:14:12.169 --> 00:14:18.490 There is... I cannot think of any nostalgia I would 227 00:14:18.529 --> 00:14:20.149 ever have for a station wagon. 228 00:14:23.830 --> 00:14:27.929 I have positive memories from my family's station wagon as 229 00:14:27.990 --> 00:14:30.870 a kid, but not so much to where I'd want 230 00:14:30.909 --> 00:14:36.870 to own one. Ours was a green Pontiac station wagon. 231 00:14:37.929 --> 00:14:40.710 Dark green, but the wood trimmed down the side. The 232 00:14:40.750 --> 00:14:42.750 only reason I have positive memories of it is because 233 00:14:43.159 --> 00:14:46.340 That was our road trip, you know, the family truckster 234 00:14:46.360 --> 00:14:50.200 or whatever, like Clark Griswold would refer to. We'd fold 235 00:14:50.220 --> 00:14:52.539 down the seats, and my sister and I had the 236 00:14:52.620 --> 00:14:55.940 entire back to us. And that meant whenever they would 237 00:14:55.960 --> 00:14:57.840 take a turn too hard, we'd roll around the back 238 00:14:57.919 --> 00:15:01.210 because all the seats were folded down. But, I mean, 239 00:15:01.250 --> 00:15:03.269 if I saw that somewhere on the tollway, I would 240 00:15:03.289 --> 00:15:05.429 get out of its way because that car's out for blood. 241 00:15:09.590 --> 00:15:12.750 And if they're parked like an a-hole, they're getting away 242 00:15:12.769 --> 00:15:12.970 with it. 243 00:15:14.230 --> 00:15:16.090 See, there's just nothing about a station wagon that's going 244 00:15:16.110 --> 00:15:18.330 to strike fear into you. Sorry. 245 00:15:19.370 --> 00:15:21.629 No, I mean like in this parking situation, if I 246 00:15:21.669 --> 00:15:25.110 pull in with my Jeep and that car's taking up 247 00:15:25.169 --> 00:15:26.620 two spots, they win. 248 00:15:26.929 --> 00:15:27.440 Oh, yeah. 249 00:15:27.600 --> 00:15:29.860 Because they will F up my ride in a heartbeat 250 00:15:29.879 --> 00:15:30.519 if I do anything. 251 00:15:30.580 --> 00:15:32.980 Oh, if someone's driving a beater and they do that, yeah, 252 00:15:34.980 --> 00:15:38.059 you're getting into the wrong pissing contest there because they 253 00:15:38.100 --> 00:15:38.909 don't give a F. 254 00:15:39.539 --> 00:15:43.399 Mm-mm. Absolutely not. That's why you have to consider how 255 00:15:43.460 --> 00:15:47.159 you approach these situations. So when someone's very obviously double 256 00:15:47.200 --> 00:15:50.610 parked being an a-hole, you have to think about, okay, well, 257 00:15:50.879 --> 00:15:54.669 if I do something, what could they possibly do? And 258 00:15:54.730 --> 00:15:57.169 if they're driving around a Dalton beater, like you said, 259 00:15:57.509 --> 00:16:00.649 then I'm not messing with them because they'll, they'll, they'll, 260 00:16:00.750 --> 00:16:02.710 they'll F up my car and not think twice about it. 261 00:16:03.049 --> 00:16:06.830 Yeah. It's like, this is the other thing is really 262 00:16:06.850 --> 00:16:15.529 become annoying to me. If you're driving around, especially in 263 00:16:15.570 --> 00:16:23.629 a big F-250. Ooh, yeah. But even a nice F-150. 264 00:16:25.529 --> 00:16:29.309 Silverado 2500. You know, if you're driving around a nice 265 00:16:29.350 --> 00:16:33.470 pickup truck, especially if you're on the big diesel version. 266 00:16:36.980 --> 00:16:45.289 And you take a bump like you're in a lowered... Mazda, Miata. 267 00:16:47.210 --> 00:16:50.460 And you go over it like, you know, you're just 268 00:16:50.500 --> 00:16:50.929 a pussy. 269 00:16:52.029 --> 00:16:58.840 Stop. Just gingerly go over the two-inch speed bump. 270 00:16:58.879 --> 00:17:01.379 If you are in a lifted four-wheel drive vehicle and 271 00:17:01.399 --> 00:17:05.160 you are afraid of a speed bump, you really, why 272 00:17:05.180 --> 00:17:07.599 do you have a lifted truck? Why do you have 273 00:17:07.640 --> 00:17:08.480 a four-wheel drive truck? 274 00:17:08.940 --> 00:17:14.140 Yeah, you didn't watch enough Bigfoot back in the day. Bigfoot, 275 00:17:14.160 --> 00:17:17.779 the truck, never took a speed bump gingerly. It sped up. 276 00:17:18.269 --> 00:17:22.410 Well, you've clearly, and I'll say this, this is probably 277 00:17:22.450 --> 00:17:26.150 the case for 70% of people who drive four-wheel drive trucks. 278 00:17:26.430 --> 00:17:28.519 They have never actually used the four-wheel drive. 279 00:17:31.619 --> 00:17:34.960 No, I'm 100% with you. When you've got a vehicle 280 00:17:35.000 --> 00:17:39.119 that is that jacked up and meant for off-road just kick-assery, 281 00:17:40.680 --> 00:17:44.920 you're not using it for that. Yeah, most people. Because 282 00:17:45.059 --> 00:17:45.920 it looks too nice. 283 00:17:48.099 --> 00:17:54.369 Yeah, and you can tell how they drive it. If 284 00:17:54.410 --> 00:17:57.190 you're a farm ranch guy and you're driving around in 285 00:17:57.210 --> 00:18:00.170 an F-250, you know that thing will run over a 286 00:18:00.390 --> 00:18:01.089 small Miata. 287 00:18:02.710 --> 00:18:08.690 Absolutely. The people equivalent to this... So it's like you 288 00:18:08.730 --> 00:18:12.009 have that beautiful big jacked up truck, but it's shiny 289 00:18:12.049 --> 00:18:14.410 and nice. You're not taking that thing out and doing 290 00:18:14.450

--> 00:18:16.430 work with it. You're not taking that thing out to 291 00:18:16.450 --> 00:18:19.529 the woods and going mudding or anything like that. The 292 00:18:19.589 --> 00:18:26.269 people equivalent would be a bodybuilder in the gym versus 293 00:18:27.769 --> 00:18:31.759 a wrestler. If they get into an altercation, you've got 294 00:18:31.779 --> 00:18:34.299 your bodybuilder that looks the part because he's jacked up 295 00:18:34.339 --> 00:18:37.809 and he's got his showy gym muscles. But then you 296 00:18:37.829 --> 00:18:41.329 got a wrestler half his size with the cauliflower ears 297 00:18:41.369 --> 00:18:44.920 that looks like he's seen some stuff. You know who 298 00:18:44.960 --> 00:18:45.619 my money's on. 299 00:18:46.180 --> 00:18:52.259 Oh. Take the... I don't even care if the wrestler's 300 00:18:52.339 --> 00:18:55.079 half the size. That wrestler is going to, you know, 301 00:18:55.539 --> 00:18:57.069 have that guy twisted like a knot. 302 00:19:00.410 --> 00:19:03.690 And he'll never get out because he's not flexible enough. No. 303 00:19:05.890 --> 00:19:11.859 Do you remember in this... there was a time and 304 00:19:11.910 --> 00:19:16.160 I was serious that Russ was like, you know, our 305 00:19:16.180 --> 00:19:19.619 old radio boss, Russ Martin. And we had a promotions 306 00:19:19.660 --> 00:19:24.700 director named Rob and Rob was a big roided out guy. 307 00:19:25.559 --> 00:19:25.900 Oh yeah. 308 00:19:26.960 --> 00:19:29.440 But Rob also got his ass kicked quite a bit. 309 00:19:29.990 --> 00:19:30.309 He did. 310 00:19:30.390 --> 00:19:33.410 Cause he was a roided out bodybuilder guy. He spent 311 00:19:33.470 --> 00:19:35.849 so much time in the gym lifting weights. He never 312 00:19:35.910 --> 00:19:39.250 bothered to learn how to fight. Well, here's the other thing. 313 00:19:40.599 --> 00:19:43.559 When you're that roided up and muscled out, you don't, 314 00:19:44.220 --> 00:19:49.190 there are physics to a punch. You don't have, dude 315 00:19:49.250 --> 00:19:54.180 never stretched. So his range of motion to actually throw 316 00:19:54.220 --> 00:19:58.359 a punch was very limited. And, you know, Russ was always, oh, 317 00:19:58.380 --> 00:20:03.859 he'd knock you down. No, he wouldn't. Like, I can take... 318 00:20:03.759 --> 00:20:04.900 I will take a punch from him. 319 00:20:05.930 --> 00:20:06.329 Happily. 320 00:20:06.769 --> 00:20:06.990 Yeah. 321 00:20:07.569 --> 00:20:11.119 I would have rather taken a punch... from Rob, our 322 00:20:11.140 --> 00:20:15.269 old producer, who was bodybuilder guy, then from big gay 323 00:20:15.309 --> 00:20:23.210 Steven from the morning show on Hot 100. 324 00:20:23.210 --> 00:20:30.420 Or Vedra. Do you feel restless and anxious? Feel like 325 00:20:30.460 --> 00:20:33.119 something's missing in your life? Maybe you just need a 326 00:20:33.119 --> 00:20:36.630 little more Treehouse in it. Go to patreon.com slash treehouseonair.com 327 00:20:36.819 -->

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Be excited now before 338 00:21:17.309 --> 00:21:20.109 we see how bad they may be to go see 339 00:21:20.150 --> 00:21:24.410 them Thursday, October 8th, taking on Tampa Bay in Arlington, 340 00:21:24.470 --> 00:21:30.750 courtesy of the Cooks. 833-COOK-DFW or the website cookdfw.com. 341 00:21:31.650 --> 00:21:34.490 October 8th. So that's going to be the fifth game, 342 00:21:35.430 --> 00:21:36.170 fourth or fifth game? 343 00:21:36.740 --> 00:21:38.130 Yeah, something like that. 344 00:21:38.630 --> 00:21:41.670 People are still deluded and have hope at that point. 345 00:21:42.369 --> 00:21:44.390 Oh yeah, Daniel was very smart. He didn't buy tickets 346 00:21:44.430 --> 00:21:50.319 for a December game. The Cowboys don't even show up 347 00:21:50.339 --> 00:21:51.079 for those games. 348 00:21:57.000 --> 00:21:59.440 But yeah, by the fourth or fifth game, unless they 349 00:21:59.480 --> 00:22:04.170 just start off horrifically, which typically is not their style. 350 00:22:04.210 --> 00:22:07.349 They like to start off Start off with promise and 351 00:22:07.390 --> 00:22:09.230 then just slowly erode. 352 00:22:10.529 --> 00:22:12.450 Fizzle out like a good relationship does. 353 00:22:13.670 --> 00:22:21.440 Yeah, the only... You know, it's sad, again. I can't... 354 00:22:21.500 --> 00:22:25.059 I don't even really... I don't even know about the 355 00:22:25.119 --> 00:22:27.980 NFC East. I'm sure the Redskins are still going to 356 00:22:28.000 --> 00:22:29.500 be questionable. 357 00:22:30.200 --> 00:22:31.160 That's not their name. 358 00:22:31.380 --> 00:22:37.680 Oh, yeah. Sorry, the Commanders. The Giants... I doubt they're 359 00:22:37.700 --> 00:22:39.930 going to be very good, even with probably a better 360 00:22:39.950 --> 00:22:47.430 head coach. Eagles are going to be the Eagles. And 361 00:22:47.450 --> 00:22:51.910 the Cowboys will still somehow be the Cowboys and not 362 00:22:51.970 --> 00:22:55.269 be very good. 363 00:22:55.859 --> 00:22:56.799 At least they're consistent. 364 00:22:57.819 --> 00:22:58.519 Yeah, I mean, 30 years. 365 00:23:02.069 --> 00:23:06.690 And we've had some stinkers in there of seasons, mainly 366 00:23:06.750 --> 00:23:11.670 because of injury and extenuating circumstances. Because in those 30, well, 367 00:23:11.710 --> 00:23:14.450 hang on. In the 30 years since the Cowboys have 368 00:23:14.509 --> 00:23:20.849 done anything remarkable in the NFL, they had the lean 369 00:23:20.890 --> 00:23:24.609 years post-Troy Aikman, where they were like, all right, there 370 00:23:24.650 --> 00:23:26.150 was like a. 371 00:23:26.170 --> 00:23:27.289 The Quincy Carter years? 372 00:23:27.759 --> 00:23:30.809 Yeah, the Quincy Carter years. but remember before we settled 373 00:23:30.849 --> 00:23:33.410 on Quincy Carter, there was a few other, you know, 374 00:23:34.029 --> 00:23:37.730 people that got thrown in there that were even worse. Um, 375 00:23:38.170 --> 00:23:42.319 because you're, because after, you know, in the late nineties, 376 00:23:42.710 --> 00:23:44.700 we still had Troikman there, but then that's when we 377 00:23:44.720 --> 00:23:48.599 started getting into the, the random coach stuff, you know, 378 00:23:48.759 --> 00:23:51.859 where we had Dave Campo, we had Chan Gailey. I'm 379 00:23:51.880 --> 00:23:57.160 saying we, a bunch like I played, um, Parcells. Then 380 00:23:57.200 --> 00:24:01.240 you get into Parcells and he settles on Quincy Carter. 381 00:24:02.690 --> 00:24:05.849 And then eventually out of that, we got Tony Romo. 382 00:24:06.250 --> 00:24:09.069 Once we got, you know, in the Parcells era and 383 00:24:09.130 --> 00:24:11.869 he got established after a couple of years, then the 384 00:24:11.890 --> 00:24:17.089 team started showing promise, doing well, but never really, you know, 385 00:24:19.650 --> 00:24:20.849 nothing really happened, obviously. 386 00:24:21.130 --> 00:24:24.609 I will still say the best team out of all 387 00:24:24.650 --> 00:24:30.190 those years That the team, I really, going into the season, 388 00:24:30.230 --> 00:24:33.069 I believe they had a chance, was the year, I 389 00:24:33.089 --> 00:24:35.210 want to say it's 16, it's the year Romo got 390 00:24:35.230 --> 00:24:36.490 hurt and then Dak took over. 391 00:24:37.890 --> 00:24:40.619 To me, there are three years. There are three seasons 392 00:24:40.900 --> 00:24:44.140 that the Cowboys, I genuinely thought, not just as a 393 00:24:44.180 --> 00:24:47.880 Cowboys fan, this is our year, but genuinely, not just 394 00:24:47.920 --> 00:24:50.160 the beginning of the year, but going through the entire 395 00:24:50.220 --> 00:24:52.569 course of the season, there were three years they had 396 00:24:52.619 --> 00:24:58.210 legitimate shot at the Super Bowl. 07? when they lost 397 00:24:58.230 --> 00:25:01.869 in the divisional round to the Giants. That was the 398 00:25:01.910 --> 00:25:05.339 game they ultimately probably should not have trailed, and people 399

00:25:05.359 --> 00:25:07.480 blame Romo on that. But on, I think it was 400 00:25:07.500 --> 00:25:10.599 a fourth down play, he hits Patrick Creighton right in 401 00:25:10.619 --> 00:25:13.240 the hands. He catches it. It's a first down. The 402 00:25:13.279 --> 00:25:17.609 drive continues. Instead, he drops it. Game over. The other 403 00:25:17.710 --> 00:25:23.569 one was 14. The Dez caught it here. Two things 404 00:25:23.630 --> 00:25:26.359 in that game. Two major things in that game. That 405 00:25:26.380 --> 00:25:28.339 was a legitimate year that they had a shot to 406 00:25:28.359 --> 00:25:33.019 win the Super Bowl. Obviously, if Dez caught it or not, 407 00:25:33.099 --> 00:25:35.380 if that goes the other way, they win that game. 408 00:25:36.099 --> 00:25:38.440 I think they go to the Super Bowl. The other 409 00:25:38.500 --> 00:25:42.039 play in that game was if DeMarco Murray doesn't fumble, 410 00:25:42.240 --> 00:25:45.200 there's a play in there where he fumbles and the 411 00:25:45.220 --> 00:25:48.599 Cowboys lose the ball. If he doesn't fumble, he has 412 00:25:48.660 --> 00:25:50.599 got open turf all the way to the end zone. 413 00:25:51.859 --> 00:25:54.190 And the third season, real quick, was the same one 414 00:25:54.230 --> 00:25:57.809 you're saying was Romo's last year when he got hurt. 415 00:25:57.970 --> 00:25:59.849 That was the third one that I felt like, had 416 00:25:59.890 --> 00:26:01.910 he not been hurt, that was an excellent team. 417 00:26:02.309 --> 00:26:04.869 That was, to me, the most complete team they had had. 418 00:26:05.269 --> 00:26:07.490 The thing about the 14th season that I kind of... 419 00:26:08.380 --> 00:26:12.579 If I remember correctly, didn't Favre beat us on one 420 00:26:12.640 --> 00:26:19.599 leg in that game? There was a playoff game where 421 00:26:19.640 --> 00:26:22.880 Favre beats us and... There were a lot of excuses, 422 00:26:23.299 --> 00:26:24.680 but at the end of the day, it's like he 423 00:26:24.700 --> 00:26:27.259 was hobbling around on one leg, and they still won. 424 00:26:28.160 --> 00:26:30.019 I think that was an Aaron Rodgers team. 425 00:26:30.740 --> 00:26:34.519 I'm sorry. I meant Aaron Rodgers, not Favre. Sorry. Yes. Yeah. 426 00:26:34.579 --> 00:26:36.009 I'm pretty sure that was one-legged Aaron Rodgers. 427 00:26:36.029 --> 00:26:38.930 Okay, that's where I disagree with you on the 14 season, 428 00:26:39.170 --> 00:26:42.650 because Favre was out there on one leg, still completing passes. 429 00:26:44.329 --> 00:26:49.349 You know, even the Dez catch, it shouldn't have been 430 00:26:49.390 --> 00:26:50.410 that close. Yeah. 431 00:26:51.170 --> 00:26:53.029 Yeah, you are right about that. I will say that 432 00:26:53.190 --> 00:26:55.509 we don't know what would have happened in that 14 game, 433 00:26:55.670 --> 00:27:00.390 but if the Dez actually catches it, if that stands, 434 00:27:01.039 --> 00:27:05.460 and also especially if DeMarco Murray doesn't fumble, I would 435 00:27:05.500 --> 00:27:08.099 love to see how that game plays out. Even, like 436 00:27:08.140 --> 00:27:13.359 you said, even with a lights-out, one-legged Aaron Rodgers. See, 437 00:27:13.380 --> 00:27:15.819 for those that don't know, we're actually really smart about sports. 438 00:27:18.460 --> 00:27:20.500 But we're also smart about other stuff, unlike other folks. 439 00:27:20.859 --> 00:27:23.079 All right, so this is the Treehouse Show. I'm Dan, 440 00:27:23.119 --> 00:27:29.559 he's Trey. Today is Wednesday, September 9th, 2026. Celebrate today 441 00:27:29.579 --> 00:27:30.079 with some birthdays. 442 00:27:35.059 --> 00:27:36.119 All right. It's kind of a. 443 00:27:36.140 --> 00:27:39.430 Weird birthday day, but we'll slog through this. It's actually 444 00:27:39.450 --> 00:27:42.109 pretty good. We're going to start with David Steele. He 445 00:27:42.250 --> 00:27:48.049 is 66. He is the songwriter and the bassist from 446 00:27:48.130 --> 00:27:52.430 Fine Young Cannibals. Two important things about David Steele turning 447 00:27:52.430 --> 00:27:56.700 66 from the Fine Young Cannibals. Number one, very wise 448 00:27:56.799 --> 00:27:59.619 on his part as a bassist to be a songwriter 449 00:27:59.720 --> 00:28:02.549 because you are the most expendable member of a band 450 00:28:02.609 --> 00:28:04.650 if you were the bassist. If you don't believe me, 451 00:28:04.809 --> 00:28:10.730 ask Jason Newsted. So he managed to show his worth 452 00:28:10.859 --> 00:28:13.819 to the band by being a songwriter. Smart on his part. 453 00:28:14.859 --> 00:28:18.359 The second important thing for David Steele turning 66 as 454 00:28:18.700 --> 00:28:22.319 a member of the Fine Young Cannibals is they gave 455 00:28:22.420 --> 00:28:27.470 us an all-time banger, She Drives Me Crazy. And then 456 00:28:27.509 --> 00:28:31.369 that song was paired up in a movie with Jennifer 457 00:28:31.390 --> 00:28:36.250 Connelly where she rides a little coin-operated horse straight into 458 00:28:36.309 --> 00:28:38.069 our hearts and our memories. 459 00:28:39.450 --> 00:28:46.519 And our loins. Mm-hmm. Jennifer Connelly. Oh yeah. 460 00:28:49.099 --> 00:28:53.339 Anyway, uh, David Steele, 66. And that is why we 461 00:28:53.359 --> 00:28:56.279 do birthdays because we will find some stuff in there. 462 00:28:56.839 --> 00:29:01.640 Even if it seems like just an innocuous guy turning 66, uh, 463 00:29:01.789 --> 00:29:06.170 pink is 47. Good for her singer, songwriter, uh, and, uh, 464 00:29:06.250 --> 00:29:08.509 someone that they wanted to try to turn into Britney 465 00:29:08.529 --> 00:29:09.759 Spears and she wouldn't have it. 466 00:29:10.509 --> 00:29:16.549 It's, it is so funny. It's, um, I was on YouTube, 467 00:29:16.650 --> 00:29:21.190 and there's a famous video of her watching this girl 468 00:29:21.250 --> 00:29:27.220 do a cover of What About Us? And the girl, 469 00:29:27.259 --> 00:29:31.039 it's like

Davina or something. She's remarkable. And even Pink's like, 470 00:29:32.119 --> 00:29:35.970 she sings this better than I ever could. But, you know, 471 00:29:36.710 --> 00:29:38.680 Pink's first song, and I can't even remember the name, 472 00:29:38.700 --> 00:29:43.200 but she came off, she was kind of like the tough. 473 00:29:43.220 --> 00:29:45.490 She was on a motorcycle. She's in leather, tough. Yeah, 474 00:29:45.569 --> 00:29:47.869 she was not going to be Britney Spears, but she 475 00:29:47.930 --> 00:29:50.109 had that hit. And then, yeah, she was kind of like, 476 00:29:51.390 --> 00:29:52.730 F all of you, I'll do it my own way. 477 00:29:52.769 --> 00:29:55.430 And God knows she's talented enough that she did. 478 00:29:56.410 --> 00:30:01.299 That woman can sing. She was pop, but she was 479 00:30:01.339 --> 00:30:05.519 like this sort of a pop punk ish hybrid, you know, 480 00:30:05.599 --> 00:30:08.740 not like not so much punk music, but sort of 481 00:30:08.779 --> 00:30:13.799 a punk attitude and voice was that style. Kind of 482 00:30:13.859 --> 00:30:17.569 like what when Christina Aguilera, when they had her coming 483 00:30:17.710 --> 00:30:20.930 up right behind Britney Spears and then they're alongside, they're 484 00:30:20.950 --> 00:30:23.779 the pop princesses and then Pink is there. She was 485 00:30:23.819 --> 00:30:26.380 sort of the alternate version of them. She was sort 486 00:30:26.400 --> 00:30:28.569 of like the harder edge, the more rock style. And 487 00:30:28.589 --> 00:30:31.130 then eventually Christina Aguilera tried to go that route a 488 00:30:31.150 --> 00:30:34.650 little bit and somewhat successfully because that dirty video sure 489 00:30:34.670 --> 00:30:35.549 was dirty at the time. 490 00:30:35.710 --> 00:30:41.549 Well, this is the thing I'll always say about if 491 00:30:41.569 --> 00:30:43.750 you ever want to understand why music is so weird. 492 00:30:45.630 --> 00:30:47.109 You can go back and look at the talent in 493 00:30:47.130 --> 00:30:56.130 the late 90s. Britney, Christina, Pink. Mandy Moore, Jessica Simpson, uh, 494 00:30:56.150 --> 00:31:00.759 Jessica Simpson, uh, Brandy, Monica, all these things. Britney's the 495 00:31:00.819 --> 00:31:05.059 worst singer out of all of them by far. Yeah. 496 00:31:05.079 --> 00:31:07.720 By leaps and bounds, but the biggest. 497 00:31:07.500 --> 00:31:12.509 Star because, uh, Beyonce coming out of, you know, destiny's child. 498 00:31:12.529 --> 00:31:15.470 That was a little Beyonce's a little bit after destiny's 499 00:31:15.509 --> 00:31:17.890 child is late nineties, but then that's kind of a group. 500 00:31:17.930 --> 00:31:21.299 I mean, I will never, never forget though. Uh, when 501 00:31:21.359 --> 00:31:23.579 Wyclef Jean does the remix of no, no, no. And 502 00:31:23.640 --> 00:31:28.079 it's their video and they're on like swings and you're like, Oh, 503 00:31:28.779 --> 00:31:35.380 who is that? She's hot. And yeah, Beyonce,

but of the, 504 00:31:35.490 --> 00:31:37.750 of the, I'll call them the pop princesses of the, 505 00:31:37.930 --> 00:31:41.470 of the nineties. Britney is by far and away the 506 00:31:41.509 --> 00:31:43.990 biggest star and by far and away the least talented. 507 00:31:45.509 --> 00:31:48.589 Vocally. She shouldn't be in the same stadium with those 508 00:31:48.630 --> 00:31:53.119 other names that you mentioned. not even close. No, not yet. 509 00:31:53.259 --> 00:31:58.400 Not even close. She, but she was hot and packet 510 00:31:58.440 --> 00:32:01.920 just the right time that oops. I did it again. 511 00:32:02.019 --> 00:32:06.569 School girl video. If that, if she doesn't do that video, we, 512 00:32:07.109 --> 00:32:08.289 she is in a trailer in. 513 00:32:08.269 --> 00:32:13.029 Louisiana forever and we will have never heard of her. 514 00:32:13.950 --> 00:32:15.579 Oh, the only way you would have heard of her 515 00:32:15.799 --> 00:32:16.880 is Mickey mouse club. 516 00:32:18.529 --> 00:32:20.890 That's true. I do forget about the Mickey Mouse Club. 517 00:32:20.910 --> 00:32:23.500 She would have been one of the sad Mickey Mouse 518 00:32:23.940 --> 00:32:26.400 Club kid stories who still ended up in the trailer, 519 00:32:26.559 --> 00:32:29.440 you know, next to a swamp. And if I remember 520 00:32:29.460 --> 00:32:36.480 this correctly, Oops, I Did It Again, Britney Spears, would not, 521 00:32:36.720 --> 00:32:39.769 I hope, get made today. Because if I remember right. 522 00:32:39.880 --> 00:32:42.529 Oh, I'm sorry. Oops, I Did It... No, was it 523 00:32:42.549 --> 00:32:44.609 Hit Me Baby One More Time was her first hit? Yeah, 524 00:32:44.630 --> 00:32:46.049 that was her score. Yeah. 525 00:32:46.190 --> 00:32:48.240 Hit Me Baby One More Time, yeah. Or whichever one 526 00:32:48.259 --> 00:32:51.099 it was. We know the one you're talking about. Yeah, yeah. 527 00:32:52.079 --> 00:32:54.920 If I remember correctly, she wasn't even 16 when they 528 00:32:54.940 --> 00:32:58.140 shot that. I don't think that even gets released today. 529 00:32:58.180 --> 00:32:59.069 At least I hope not. 530 00:33:00.789 --> 00:33:01.690 Oh, I think it does. 531 00:33:02.109 --> 00:33:02.710 You think so? 532 00:33:02.730 --> 00:33:03.289 Yeah. 533 00:33:03.309 --> 00:33:06.849 Schoolgirl outfit, dripping sexuality kind of thing. I feel like 534 00:33:06.910 --> 00:33:10.049 today's climate, I feel like they'd be like, hey, that's 535 00:33:10.130 --> 00:33:17.079 a little, you know, for someone underage. I mean, we 536 00:33:17.099 --> 00:33:19.259 didn't care at the time because we were within a 537 00:33:19.299 --> 00:33:23.670 few years of her age. We're like, that's on the table. Yeah. 538 00:33:24.109 --> 00:33:26.269 But if you're 40, but if you're our age right now, 539 00:33:26.329 --> 00:33:28.769 looking back at her, then it's just like, Ooh, that's, 540 00:33:30.170 --> 00:33:32.170 that's like, that's, that's like my buddy's daughter. 541 00:33:34.829 --> 00:33:36.670 Yeah, maybe. I don't know that that's a tough one, 542 00:33:36.730 --> 00:33:42.039 but for as big of a nut job as she 543 00:33:42.079 --> 00:33:45.940 turned out to be, you know, that's, but again, and that's, 544 00:33:48.819 --> 00:33:51.180 I have said this over and over because I've had, 545 00:33:52.000 --> 00:33:56.140 especially running bars, people who come in and sing and 546 00:33:56.180 --> 00:34:01.299 you're like, how do you not have a recording contract? 547 00:34:01.359 --> 00:34:04.039 You are so good. But it's just the fickle nature 548 00:34:04.059 --> 00:34:07.680 of the music business. Just because you're the most talented 549 00:34:07.720 --> 00:34:09.969 does not mean you are going to be a star. Nope. 550 00:34:12.010 --> 00:34:15.409 David Arquette is 55 from the Arquette family. We were 551 00:34:15.429 --> 00:34:21.610 speaking yesterday about the Hollywood nepotism Um, uh, very strong, uh, 552 00:34:21.710 --> 00:34:25.409 in its roots. And the Arquette family is one that's 553 00:34:25.429 --> 00:34:27.610 been around for a long time. I mean, those, all 554 00:34:27.650 --> 00:34:33.050 those siblings, you had David Arquette, Rosanna Arquette, Patricia, Patricia Arquette. 555 00:34:33.070 --> 00:34:36.429 Thank you. Uh, all those siblings. I mean, uh, David Arquette, 556 00:34:36.469 --> 00:34:40.489 best known as, uh, uh, the not Dudley do right. 557 00:34:40.530 --> 00:34:43.969 But you know, the, the, whatever deputy and scream. 558 00:34:45.110 --> 00:34:47.050 He was best known as Mr. Courtney Cox. 559 00:34:48.929 --> 00:34:52.530 And not the WCW champion at one time. It's instead 560 00:34:52.570 --> 00:34:58.889 it's Mr. Courtney Cox. His acting is questionable. Yeah. 561 00:34:58.909 --> 00:35:01.489 I mean, his sisters, I generally think are pretty talented, 562 00:35:01.530 --> 00:35:05.210 but yeah, I, I think he, he is a Nepo 563 00:35:05.230 --> 00:35:09.929 baby who, uh, pulled at the time, one of the 564 00:35:09.949 --> 00:35:12.230 hottest women in the world. Okay. 565 00:35:12.409 --> 00:35:14.869 You mentioned Russ earlier and we don't typically talk about 566 00:35:14.909 --> 00:35:16.340 Russ too much on the show because I mean, he's 567 00:35:16.360 --> 00:35:19.190 been dead a long time and whatever. Um, But this 568 00:35:19.250 --> 00:35:21.510 is this is an interesting tie in back to our 569 00:35:21.570 --> 00:35:26.269 old radio show. So we had David Arquette on. We 570 00:35:26.309 --> 00:35:30.349 were on the Eagle, you know, back when Russ was 571 00:35:30.369 --> 00:35:36.429 still half cognizant. And they sort of had like this 572 00:35:36.530 --> 00:35:38.730 brief friendship. And then, of course, Russ got drunk and 573 00:35:38.750 --> 00:35:40.300 made it weird. And then he never heard from him again. 574 00:35:40.860 --> 00:35:44.840 But David Arquette's current wife. Do you know who she is? 575 00:35:45.380 --> 00:35:45.719 I do not.

576 00:35:46.869 --> 00:35:51.369 It's Christina something. Do you remember back in the early 577 00:35:51.429 --> 00:35:55.610 two thousands from the CW 33 across the street when 578 00:35:55.650 --> 00:35:57.449 we were at live one Oh five, three, there was 579 00:35:57.489 --> 00:36:01.300 an entertainment reporter that did a package on Russ. I 580 00:36:01.320 --> 00:36:04.500 do remember that brunette girl young in her twenties. 581 00:36:07.340 --> 00:36:09.280 Okay. Yeah. Now, now that I've pulled it up, I 582 00:36:09.320 --> 00:36:10.760 know exactly who you're talking about. Yes. 583 00:36:12.199 --> 00:36:15.449 That is David Arquette's wife. That's that was the full 584 00:36:15.550 --> 00:36:20.329 circle involving, you know, Russ and the show. This Christina McLarty, 585 00:36:20.349 --> 00:36:22.449 that was her name, Christina McLarty, who was working at 586 00:36:22.489 --> 00:36:25.260 the CW 33 across the street from our radio station 587 00:36:25.300 --> 00:36:28.099 at the time, did this package on Russ. Russ is, 588 00:36:28.139 --> 00:36:30.440 of course, doing it because he wanted to get in 589 00:36:30.460 --> 00:36:33.199 her pants. I don't think he ever did. Trey, you 590 00:36:33.219 --> 00:36:35.429 would know better than I did in that little era. 591 00:36:36.489 --> 00:36:40.349 And then down the line, she eventually moves to L.A. 592 00:36:40.570 --> 00:36:43.230 She ends up married to David Arquette. David Arquette ends 593 00:36:43.309 --> 00:36:47.860 up on the show in like the 20 teens. And 594 00:36:47.940 --> 00:36:54.280 that was their little link. How's that for random? 595 00:36:54.619 --> 00:36:59.500 It's random. And it's funny. Speaking of a quick Russ story, 596 00:36:59.539 --> 00:37:02.389 we were talking yesterday about Russ and guests. 597 00:37:04.570 --> 00:37:05.230 And ruining them. 598 00:37:05.619 --> 00:37:09.539 One of the funnier times, and this is back when 599 00:37:09.559 --> 00:37:15.010 we were on 105.3, and the midday show, Tonya Harding 600 00:37:15.030 --> 00:37:18.889 was making the rounds as a boxer, if you remember. 601 00:37:20.349 --> 00:37:23.260 That's right. Part of the celebrity boxing stuff that was 602 00:37:23.300 --> 00:37:23.920 big at the time. 603 00:37:24.059 --> 00:37:26.659 But, you know, she was actually trying to, like, act 604 00:37:26.699 --> 00:37:30.239 like she was going to be a legitimate boxer. And. 605 00:37:32.650 --> 00:37:35.909 One of the prerequisites, because they had offered her to us, 606 00:37:36.320 --> 00:37:38.960 one of the prerequisites of the interview was she will 607 00:37:39.000 --> 00:37:44.239 not talk about the Nancy Kerrigan issue. No. What's the point? 608 00:37:45.559 --> 00:37:47.639 If you can't ask about the biggest thing, there's no 609 00:37:47.699 --> 00:37:49.139 point in having you in the room. 610 00:37:49.380 --> 00:37:51.869 And I was like, pass. And then Russ comes, sees 611 00:37:51.889 --> 00:37:53.949 her on Pugs and Kelly, and he comes in, he's 612 00:37:54.030 --> 00:37:59.409 screaming at me, why the F do it? And then... Inevitably, 613 00:37:59.429 --> 00:38:01.269 they ask her about it, and she storms out of 614 00:38:01.309 --> 00:38:04.489 the studio, and I go, that is why I said no. 615 00:38:05.550 --> 00:38:08.110 And he's like, oh, okay. Yeah. 616 00:38:09.940 --> 00:38:10.940 Eat it, you big jerk. 617 00:38:11.260 --> 00:38:11.960 Yeah. 618 00:38:12.079 --> 00:38:14.659 I don't know how many times you had to do that. 619 00:38:14.679 --> 00:38:17.360 He would make some gross assumption and then come in 620 00:38:17.500 --> 00:38:19.820 screaming and hollering and blah, blah, blah, and be like, 621 00:38:19.880 --> 00:38:20.500 this is your fault. 622 00:38:21.019 --> 00:38:22.599 What? What do you mean? 623 00:38:22.639 --> 00:38:24.889 We said no because of A, B, and C, because 624 00:38:24.909 --> 00:38:27.730 of the rules you laid out. Okay. 625 00:38:29.300 --> 00:38:35.980 Yeah. Rule number one is we don't negotiate. Yeah. 626 00:38:36.059 --> 00:38:39.960 Brooke Burke is 55 as well. TV host, fitness personality. 627 00:38:41.340 --> 00:38:43.360 You know, I haven't seen her in a couple of 628 00:38:43.380 --> 00:38:45.760 years since she did it. She did a Skechers commercial, though, 629 00:38:45.800 --> 00:38:47.320 not long ago and still look good. 630 00:38:48.730 --> 00:38:52.949 The best Skechers have ever looked. Mm hmm. Kennedy is 54. 631 00:38:52.949 --> 00:38:57.320 Former MTV VJ. She's a television radio personality. I think 632 00:38:57.360 --> 00:38:59.239 now you can find her on the Fox News quite 633 00:38:59.260 --> 00:38:59.420 a bit. 634 00:39:00.460 --> 00:39:05.719 She's on Fox Business and Fox News. And interesting. She's 635 00:39:05.760 --> 00:39:10.070 a very interesting person. I forgot what song. I think 636 00:39:10.090 --> 00:39:13.909 it's a Goo Goo Dolls song that's based on her. 637 00:39:14.670 --> 00:39:15.010 Really? 638 00:39:15.289 --> 00:39:15.510 Yeah. 639 00:39:16.070 --> 00:39:17.710 Ooh, I'll have to look that one up. 640 00:39:18.130 --> 00:39:21.769 Something as... I don't know your name or whatever. Cause 641 00:39:22.250 --> 00:39:28.079 no one, something about her. She seldom divulged her last name. 642 00:39:28.960 --> 00:39:35.260 Oh yeah. Just Kennedy. Sometimes one name's all you need. 643 00:39:36.679 --> 00:39:41.679 Wiz Khalifa is 39. Martin Freeman is also 55. A 644 00:39:41.840 --> 00:39:46.190 trio of 55-year-olds today. Martin Freeman from The Original Office, 645 00:39:46.369 --> 00:39:50.190 from The Hobbit, from Sherlock. He was also CIA Agent 646 00:39:50.250 --> 00:39:57.739 Ross in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. I couldn't do the 647 00:39:57.780 --> 00:40:02.179 Hobbit movies. Not because I think they're good or bad 648 00:40:02.239 --> 00:40:05.940 or anything, but I feel like I was so physically 649 00:40:06.039 --> 00:40:09.920 tired after the Lord of the Rings trilogy and

the 650 00:40:09.980 --> 00:40:13.219 Return of the King movie, because I watched the director's 651 00:40:13.260 --> 00:40:15.710 cut of that, which I think was like three days long. 652 00:40:16.550 --> 00:40:18.909 And after that, I was so burned out on the 653 00:40:18.949 --> 00:40:22.769 hobbitses that by the time the Hobbit movie started coming out, 654 00:40:22.829 --> 00:40:24.949 I was like, I'm, I'm spent. I don't have the, 655 00:40:25.090 --> 00:40:27.869 I don't have the energy for these right now. They 656 00:40:27.909 --> 00:40:29.309 might be great. I have no idea. 657 00:40:32.889 --> 00:40:37.019 I think I have mixed feelings about that. It was 658 00:40:37.059 --> 00:40:38.920 not near the movie that the Lord of the Rings were. 659 00:40:39.280 --> 00:40:41.739 The books were, the book is fantastic, but I think 660 00:40:41.780 --> 00:40:45.099 they stretched it too much. I think you could have 661 00:40:45.119 --> 00:40:51.070 done the Hobbit in one movie. the bigger bigger question 662 00:40:51.510 --> 00:40:54.050 is so that you know they're coming out with a 663 00:40:56.130 --> 00:41:01.260 another Lord of the Rings movie oh sweet Jesus and 664 00:41:02.039 --> 00:41:08.440 it's it's before it's basically about Smeagol. 665 00:41:10.340 --> 00:41:12.119 Oh yeah I think this one's supposed to be like 666 00:41:12.219 --> 00:41:14.139 actually it's going to star and then I think it's 667 00:41:14.219 --> 00:41:21.269 also being directed By that guy. Peter Jackson? No, no, no, no, no. 668 00:41:21.289 --> 00:41:25.809 The guy that actually plays Gollum. Oh, maybe. God, I 669 00:41:25.829 --> 00:41:27.250 know his name. I'm brain farting. I sort of got 670 00:41:27.269 --> 00:41:27.510 to know it. 671 00:41:27.510 --> 00:41:30.690 But A, it's going to be because it's Ian McKellen 672 00:41:31.070 --> 00:41:33.949 and like the cast is, some of the cast is returning, 673 00:41:34.630 --> 00:41:37.780 but they're, it's before the Lord of the Rings and 674 00:41:37.820 --> 00:41:38.980 they're all 25 years older. 675 00:41:39.000 --> 00:41:39.139 Yeah. 676 00:41:45.429 --> 00:41:45.809 Yeah. 677 00:41:48.219 --> 00:41:52.920 I have a hard time with certain prequel stuff. Andy Serkis. 678 00:41:53.059 --> 00:41:53.539 Andy Serkis. 679 00:41:53.659 --> 00:41:55.079 Yeah. 680 00:41:55.820 --> 00:41:58.539 I have a hard time with certain prequel stuff because 681 00:41:58.559 --> 00:42:02.389 I already know the ending. Right. So like Game of Thrones, 682 00:42:03.070 --> 00:42:05.269 when House of Dragon came out, I really had no 683 00:42:05.349 --> 00:42:06.730 interest in it. And I don't know if I'm the 684 00:42:06.750 --> 00:42:11.170 only one that thinks or feels this way. When House 685 00:42:11.210 --> 00:42:14.170 of Dragon came out, I really didn't care because I 686 00:42:14.250 --> 00:42:17.730 still know the ultimate ending, which to me means whatever 687 00:42:17.809 --> 00:42:22.789 happens in this story doesn't really

matter. It's not going 688 00:42:22.829 --> 00:42:27.800 to change the ending that I already know, right? So 689 00:42:28.179 --> 00:42:33.559 that doesn't typically interest me. I don't know if I'm 690 00:42:33.940 --> 00:42:35.960 unique in that. It's just something, I mean, I think 691 00:42:36.000 --> 00:42:38.980 House of Dragon has done fairly well. So I just, 692 00:42:39.360 --> 00:42:42.500 I don't know. It just doesn't pull me in. Yeah. 693 00:42:42.539 --> 00:42:46.840 Maybe I'm the weirdo there. A few more quick birthdays. 694 00:42:47.239 --> 00:42:50.730 I don't know if you say it. Is it Gaten 695 00:42:50.809 --> 00:42:53.570 or Gaten? Matazaro. Matarazzo. 696 00:42:53.610 --> 00:42:53.849 Sorry. 697 00:42:54.429 --> 00:42:56.610 I'm just butchering his name all over the place. Guy's 698 00:42:56.650 --> 00:42:59.309 a bigger star than I'll ever dream to be. He's 699 00:42:59.349 --> 00:43:03.849 the kid with the funny teeth in Stranger Things. Gaten Matarazzo. 700 00:43:04.219 --> 00:43:08.420 Gaten Matarazzo is 24 today from Stranger Things. Very talented kid, 701 00:43:08.460 --> 00:43:13.619 by the way. Very, very good actor. And finally, this 702 00:43:13.679 --> 00:43:19.599 one's just going to make you feel old. From Home Improvement, 703 00:43:19.659 --> 00:43:25.300 Jonathan Taylor Thomas is 45. 45. Ugh. 704 00:43:26.619 --> 00:43:31.929 Never really watched Home Improvement, so it doesn't... Now, was 705 00:43:31.949 --> 00:43:33.289 he the one that got in trouble with the law, 706 00:43:33.309 --> 00:43:34.030 or is that the other one? 707 00:43:34.489 --> 00:43:39.510 That was the older blonde kid, Zachary Taylor Ty four-name kid. 708 00:43:39.530 --> 00:43:39.809 I don't know. 709 00:43:39.829 --> 00:43:39.949 I mean. 710 00:43:42.000 --> 00:43:43.860 At this point in my life, getting out of bed 711 00:43:43.960 --> 00:43:46.179 makes me feel older, so birthdays really just. 712 00:43:47.760 --> 00:43:51.539 Fair point. I know one... Wait, wait, I forgot. There's 713 00:43:51.619 --> 00:43:53.340 one more birthday I was saving for last. This one 714 00:43:53.360 --> 00:43:57.949 will get you out of bed. Heather Thomas is 69. 715 00:43:57.949 --> 00:44:01.309 From the Fall Guy TV show in that blue bikini 716 00:44:01.449 --> 00:44:04.110 opening up those saloon doors in the intro. 717 00:44:05.550 --> 00:44:10.860 The times of the Heathers. Locklear and Thomas. Ooh, I 718 00:44:10.880 --> 00:44:11.579 wonder how she looks. 719 00:44:12.889 --> 00:44:13.610 It's not good, buddy. 720 00:44:14.070 --> 00:44:14.429 It's not? 721 00:44:15.010 --> 00:44:18.190 It's not good. Remember the Fall Guy movie with Emily 722 00:44:18.230 --> 00:44:23.739 Blunt and Ryan Gosling? There was a credit scene where 723 00:44:25.639 --> 00:44:28.699 Lee Majors, the original Fall Guy, and Heather Thomas make 724 00:44:28.739 --> 00:44:33.800 an appearance at the very end of the movie. I 725 00:44:33.840 --> 00:44:35.139 had to look it up to make sure it was 726 00:44:35.219 --> 00:44:37.119 actually Heather Thomas because it did not look like her 727 00:44:37.139 --> 00:44:40.469 because that lady had a lot of work done. 728 00:44:41.170 --> 00:44:49.960 You know what? She looks okay. Have you seen Bridget Fonda? 729 00:44:52.059 --> 00:44:52.500 I have not. 730 00:44:53.480 --> 00:44:58.360 I'll tell you what. Let's go to break. We'll Google 731 00:44:58.380 --> 00:44:59.719 that and then we'll come back with that. 732 00:44:59.739 --> 00:45:01.889 That's a great tease. 733 00:45:04.530 --> 00:45:08.150 Want more Treehouse? Check out our YouTube exclusive shows at youtube.com 734 00:45:08.190 --> 00:45:09.590 slash at Treehouse on air. 735 00:45:10.030 --> 00:45:12.090 All right. This segment of the Treehouse is brought to 736 00:45:12.130 --> 00:45:16.889 you by us. Go to patreon.com slash treehouseonair and subscribe 737 00:45:16.929 --> 00:45:20.949 to get more Treehouse today. There is Treehouse Plus, Super Plus, 738 00:45:21.110 --> 00:45:23.840 and Ultimate Treehouse available to subscribe to where you get 739 00:45:24.159 --> 00:45:29.940 bonus content, subscriber-only episodes, video, all there at patreon.com slash 740 00:45:30.119 --> 00:45:33.889 treehouseonair to get more Treehouse in your life today. All right, 741 00:45:33.909 --> 00:45:35.590 so we went to that break. Trey said you need 742 00:45:35.630 --> 00:45:42.030 to look up what Bridget Fonda looks like now. She 743 00:45:42.070 --> 00:45:44.880 was in a remake of La Femme Nikita back in 744 00:45:44.889 --> 00:45:48.039 the day, and she looked damn good. 745 00:45:48.059 --> 00:45:54.840 I mean, from mid-90s to early 2000, she was phenomenal. 746 00:45:55.039 --> 00:45:58.300 Great actress, and I have a thing for redheads, but 747 00:45:58.659 --> 00:45:59.340 just gorgeous. 748 00:46:01.519 --> 00:46:03.579 Okay, so I have not seen her in forever. 749 00:46:04.320 --> 00:46:07.900 She left Hollywood to raise a family, have kids. No 750 00:46:07.980 --> 00:46:11.360 one had really seen her, like very few public appearances, 751 00:46:11.420 --> 00:46:16.510 but She recently made one because, yeah, well. 752 00:46:18.110 --> 00:46:21.510 So I typed in Bridget Fonda now. I have not 753 00:46:21.550 --> 00:46:23.090 seen it yet, so you're going to get my honest 754 00:46:23.210 --> 00:46:25.829 first reaction. I haven't even had a chance to hit 755 00:46:25.909 --> 00:46:27.889 images or anything, but we'll see what I get here. 756 00:46:29.869 --> 00:46:30.889 No. 757 00:46:31.909 --> 00:46:32.949 No. 758 00:46:33.550 --> 00:46:34.250 That's not her. 759 00:46:35.710 --> 00:46:37.659 You want to believe that. Then you look closely at 760 00:46:37.679 --> 00:46:39.300 the facial features and you go, no, that is her. 761 00:46:39.909 --> 00:46:40.639 Especially the nose. 762 00:46:41.260 --> 00:46:46.349 It's her. No. 763 00:46:48.130 --> 00:46:55.630 She looks like Henry. Actually, no, Henry aged better. No. 764

00:47:00.300 --> 00:47:03.119 Oh, buddy, no. 765 00:47:03.780 --> 00:47:08.659 It's hard to look at. And the reason picture is, 766 00:47:08.880 --> 00:47:10.579 one of the reasons is because she's lost weight because 767 00:47:10.639 --> 00:47:12.489 of like, I think she's on a GLP-1 or something. 768 00:47:14.489 --> 00:47:16.050 I don't know if you'll be able to see this 769 00:47:16.090 --> 00:47:21.659 very good from there, but how does that go to that? 770 00:47:22.820 --> 00:47:30.960 I have looked and I... I mean, clearly, she did 771 00:47:31.000 --> 00:47:32.000 not give an F. 772 00:47:33.460 --> 00:47:36.639 You said she left Hollywood to have a family and 773 00:47:36.719 --> 00:47:41.179 raise kids or to build a house and lure and 774 00:47:41.300 --> 00:47:41.880 eat kids? 775 00:47:45.300 --> 00:47:51.079 Clearly, you know, she fed her. I assume she fed 776 00:47:51.119 --> 00:47:53.159 her kids, and she may have fed on them or 777 00:47:53.199 --> 00:47:54.019 their friends. I don't know. 778 00:47:54.199 --> 00:47:58.110 It also looks like she's been eating some demons. Look, 779 00:47:58.159 --> 00:47:59.789 I'm not one to judge. I've had to weight battle 780 00:47:59.829 --> 00:48:02.530 my entire life, but at the same time, I didn't 781 00:48:02.610 --> 00:48:05.909 have the fond of name and resources that she's had. 782 00:48:06.409 --> 00:48:08.269 You know what? As long as she's happy, that's all 783 00:48:08.289 --> 00:48:12.239 that matters. Whether or not when I see her walking 784 00:48:12.340 --> 00:48:17.309 down the street, if if I'm scared or, or titillated, that's, 785 00:48:17.389 --> 00:48:18.929 that's really not her concern. 786 00:48:18.949 --> 00:48:25.230 I mean, but that is one of her underrated roles. 787 00:48:25.250 --> 00:48:30.989 I think underrated movie, maybe of the nineties, but doc Hollywood. 788 00:48:36.820 --> 00:48:38.699 She was in doc Hollywood. Yeah. 789 00:48:38.820 --> 00:48:41.320 She was the daughter of the mayor. 790 00:48:43.519 --> 00:48:45.679 But she wasn't the main love interest that came out 791 00:48:45.699 --> 00:48:46.380 of the lake. No. 792 00:48:46.380 --> 00:48:52.280 Remember, she and Woody Harrelson go to Hollywood. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 793 00:48:52.300 --> 00:48:54.780 That's right. It's been so long since I've seen that movie, 794 00:48:54.800 --> 00:48:57.070 I'd forgotten her role in that. That's right. 795 00:48:57.090 --> 00:48:59.349 It holds up. It's still a good movie. 796 00:48:59.389 --> 00:49:00.989 That's one I want to go back and rewatch. That's 797 00:49:01.030 --> 00:49:02.849 one of those movies I thought about randomly like a 798 00:49:02.889 --> 00:49:06.230 few weeks ago where I remember back when it came out, 799 00:49:07.090 --> 00:49:08.989 and I also remember, I can't remember the name of 800 00:49:09.010 --> 00:49:11.909 the actress who played the love interest opposite Michael J. 801 00:49:11.949 --> 00:49:15.639 Fox in Doc Hollywood. But we're talking about a movie 802 00:49:15.659 --> 00:49:18.969 that's basically just, you know, it's a comedy, right? It's 803 00:49:19.010 --> 00:49:21.900 not supposed to be this. hard R type of film. 804 00:49:23.699 --> 00:49:24.360 Julie Warner. 805 00:49:24.940 --> 00:49:27.409 Julie Warner. She makes a hell of an entrance in 806 00:49:27.449 --> 00:49:30.650 this film because Doc Hollywood, he's lost. He goes down 807 00:49:30.690 --> 00:49:33.789 to this lake or river and this beautiful woman comes 808 00:49:33.849 --> 00:49:37.690 walking out of the water completely naked and it's full frontal. 809 00:49:38.550 --> 00:49:42.079 I mean, that 90s Bush is out there. And I 810 00:49:42.119 --> 00:49:45.659 remember it in the movie, and I even remember interviews 811 00:49:45.739 --> 00:49:50.010 with her on Entertainment Tonight and stuff, going like, so 812 00:49:50.119 --> 00:49:53.949 you went all out for this role, didn't you? And 813 00:49:54.090 --> 00:49:57.110 even at the time I'm watching this movie, keep in mind, 814 00:49:57.130 --> 00:49:58.989 I'm at the height of puberty, so I was all 815 00:49:59.030 --> 00:50:03.139 about it. But even then, at the height of puberty, 816 00:50:03.219 --> 00:50:07.380 I was like, this seems a little strong for this movie. 817 00:50:07.400 --> 00:50:10.980 That doesn't really seem to be necessary, you know? And 818 00:50:11.099 --> 00:50:12.920 now I look back on it and I was like, 819 00:50:12.980 --> 00:50:16.170 that was extremely gratuitous. Don't get me wrong. Like 12, 820 00:50:16.170 --> 00:50:18.780 13 year old me loved it, but that was a. 821 00:50:19.030 --> 00:50:21.969 PG 13 movie. I don't remember the full nudity. 822 00:50:22.510 --> 00:50:26.829 Oh God, I do. I felt like a booger in 823 00:50:26.869 --> 00:50:28.409 revenge of the nerds in the theater. 824 00:50:37.760 --> 00:50:40.949 If you don't get that one too bad look it 825 00:50:41.070 --> 00:50:43.829 up yeah all right if you loved what you heard 826 00:50:43.889 --> 00:50:48.949 here today be sure to share it with a friend 827 00:50:50.269 --> 00:50:50.710 that's one of. 828 00:50:50.690 --> 00:50:53.929 The all-time great movie lines it applies in that time 829 00:50:53.949 --> 00:50:57.519 it applies in that scenario every single time you're like 830 00:50:57.539 --> 00:51:00.039 ah we do there it is we see it we 831 00:51:00.099 --> 00:51:04.000 got it Hit the share button from your favorite listening 832 00:51:04.039 --> 00:51:07.230 platform and together we can grow the Treehouse Show. We'll 833 00:51:07.250 --> 00:51:11.929 see you next time right here inside the bushy treehouse.