บทถอดความฉบับเต็มของ The Final Rules: Order and Chaos | Hellburbia (S3E2)

and otherwise decisive in action. 00:02:53.520 --> 00:02:57.520 My weaknesses are general teamwork and leaving space open for play. 00:02:57.759 --> 00:03:03.439 So amazing, Logan. 00:03:03.520 --> 00:03:11.599 Legitimately, I I can't tell you if I would really want you in my party or if I really want you in Justin's party, because I think both are going to be a good thing. 00:03:11.759 --> 00:03:13.680 Oh, I want Layman in my party. 00:03:13.840 --> 00:03:15.439 Oh, come on, bring him over. 00:03:15.599 --> 00:03:16.080 Bring him over. 00:03:16.800 --> 00:03:18.080 All right, I want the chaos. 00:03:18.319 --> 00:03:19.680 Hey Zach, how's it going, man? 00:03:19.759 --> 00:03:22.960 Uh, and everyone, just to make it very clear, this is Zach Denley. 00:03:23.039 --> 00:03:26.240 He is going to be a permanent player with us uh for the rest of the season. 00:03:26.319 --> 00:03:32.479 Uh, just wasn't uh brought on board until just after we had recorded session zero, but uh yeah, Zach. 00:03:33.280 --> 00:03:35.360 Hi, uh I'm Zach Denley. 00:03:35.599 --> 00:03:37.680 Uh I work in retail. 00:03:38.879 --> 00:03:39.840 Good, brother. 00:03:39.919 --> 00:03:41.680 You're spectacular. 00:03:42.560 --> 00:03:44.000 And you play DD. 00:03:44.240 --> 00:03:45.199 And I play DD. 00:03:45.280 --> 00:03:48.719 I've played DD for a few years, and I did some improv in my day, you know. 00:03:49.039 --> 00:03:53.919 You know, we we uh we make some some some goofs, some bits, some laughs, some gaffs here and there. 00:03:54.319 --> 00:03:55.599 And look where it got you. 00:03:55.919 --> 00:03:57.439 And look where it got me. 00:03:57.919 --> 00:03:58.639 Hey Sophia. 00:03:58.960 --> 00:04:01.599 Right here Hey everybody. 00:04:01.680 --> 00:04:03.599 Um, my name is Sophia Brazda. 00:04:03.840 --> 00:04:07.599 I am new to Discord, new to DD, but a frequent flyer to mayhem. 00:04:08.000 --> 00:04:10.800 Um, this should just be a ton of fun. 00:04:11.199 --> 00:04:14.159 Um I I I can't imagine it wouldn't be. 00:04:14.479 --> 00:04:15.439 Okay, great. 00:04:15.599 --> 00:04:17.199 Um, I think that's all I got. 00:04:18.240 --> 00:04:18.720 Absolutely. 00:04:19.439 --> 00:04:20.319 Super excited! 00:04:20.560 --> 00:04:21.279 It's gonna be great. 00:04:21.680 --> 00:04:21.920 Mr. 00:04:22.000 --> 00:04:22.560 Bernard. 00:04:22.800 --> 00:04:23.839 Oh my god, it's me. 00:04:23.920 --> 00:04:28.639 Hello, I am Chase Bernard, uh, the president of the Arcadian Renaissance Theatre Creatives. 00:04:28.879 --> 00:04:34.240 And uh my last meal would be 15 sticks of beef jerky and an orange Julius. 00:04:34.959 --> 00:04:36.480 Is that actually true? 00:04:36.800 --> 00:04:39.040 Not entirely, but the orange Julius for sure. 00:04:39.199 --> 00:04:40.160 I do miss those drinks. 00:04:40.399 --> 00:04:40.959 Not entirely. 00:04:42.000 --> 00:04:45.040 I hope that was a bit of a it felt authentic. 00:04:45.680 --> 00:04:48.319 I'm feeling some drama from this other corner of

the screen here. 00:04:48.399 --> 00:04:48.800 Y'all see this? 00:04:50.000 --> 00:04:50.639 Ooh, I see something. 00:04:50.879 --> 00:04:54.240 Yeah, there's there's something really imposing happening down there. 00:04:54.480 --> 00:04:55.360 Who is that? 00:04:55.600 --> 00:04:56.240 Who is that? 00:04:56.399 --> 00:04:58.079 It's the back of Justin's head. 00:04:58.319 --> 00:04:59.040 Hey, hold on. 00:04:59.120 --> 00:04:59.759 Well, hello. 00:05:00.240 --> 00:05:05.199 I'm Justin Hayflick, and I'm gonna be the co-dungeon master with uh Mr. 00:05:05.360 --> 00:05:06.720 Timothy Underwood. 00:05:06.879 --> 00:05:08.000 I'm excited to be here. 00:05:08.160 --> 00:05:18.800 I was a player the first couple seasons, and um am excited to uh dig into the uh dungeon master side of fully improvised. 00:05:18.959 --> 00:05:29.120 Um been dungeon mastering for a long time, so uh you know I've definitely had my fair share of fully improvised sessions, but a fully improvised campaign? 00:05:29.439 --> 00:05:30.000 A little bit dead. 00:05:30.319 --> 00:05:32.160 Hey, I'm I'm down. 00:05:32.959 --> 00:05:42.879 Hey, well, Justin, again, I I I am very much looking forward to being able to actually like watch your sessions as they go live and like listen to the podcast of it. 00:05:43.120 --> 00:05:52.319 Because uh again, it's we I I know that we have different styles whenever it comes to DMing, but I think that we both are going to like really drive the campaigns in really cool and interesting directions. 00:05:52.879 --> 00:05:58.720 And before that end, uh thank you everyone, seriously, for uh being here and being a part of this. 00:05:58.879 --> 00:06:00.720 I think this is going to be a phenomenal season. 00:06:01.120 --> 00:06:06.000 But we have to take a moment and actually tell the people who are watching what it is that we're doing, right? 00:06:07.199 --> 00:06:14.319 So this is technically speaking, season three of the final rule, a completely improvised Dungeons and Dragons podcast. 00:06:14.639 --> 00:06:18.319 The first season was recorded in 2000, what, 18? 00:06:18.639 --> 00:06:19.040 17? 00:06:19.680 --> 00:06:20.160 Somewhere around that? 00:06:20.480 --> 00:06:20.959 Something like that. 00:06:21.360 --> 00:06:21.600 18. 00:06:21.920 --> 00:06:22.560 Uh, whenever 18. 00:06:23.279 --> 00:06:24.480 I know Chase and I were still in comedy. 00:06:25.360 --> 00:06:25.519 Yeah. 00:06:25.759 --> 00:06:27.680 Some oh yeah, I guess it was 2019, huh? 00:06:27.759 --> 00:06:28.879 Because we tried to revive it. 00:06:29.360 --> 00:06:31.519 We had uh half of a second season. 00:06:31.600 --> 00:06:34.079 We f we finished the first full season, which I love. 00:06:34.240 --> 00:06:35.759 I that I think that was a great time. 00:06:35.920 --> 00:06:40.800 It definitely laid the bedrock rock of like the passion that's kept us going through here, I think. 00:06:41.040 --> 00:06:50.240 But uh, we had a uh false start at a second season that was only ever streamed, I think like twice, and then was wiped from the face of history, I guess. 00:06:50.399 --> 00:06:55.199 And then we had a second attempt at season two where we got a pretty good chunk of the way into the story. 00:06:55.360 --> 00:07:01.680 But then unfortunately, uh I think a lot of us found us in places where carving out the time was a little bit more difficult. 00:07:01.920 --> 00:07:16.879 But uh now we have entered uh a new phase of not just ourselves as people, but the final rule, namely being we are now the final rules, two, in fact, simultaneously occurring uh improvised two final rules. 00:07:17.120 --> 00:07:17.680 Two final rules. 00:07:18.720 --> 00:07:23.040 Yeah, so uh at the end point at the end of this campaign at some point, we will be splitting into our two parties. 00:07:23.199 --> 00:07:27.519 From that point forward, there will be two live streams a month, one with the A Party and one with the B party. 00:07:27.839 --> 00:07:34.319 Both of them are considered canon and do happen at the same time as the other party, uh their adventure. 00:07:34.480 --> 00:07:36.480 So I think it's going to be really cool. 00:07:36.639 --> 00:07:45.040 I think that legitimately, like everyone here has such good chemistry with everyone else that no matter what the parties end up being, it's going to be a really, really fun time. 00:07:45.120 --> 00:07:50.240 So everyone who is watching We should really be calling one of them the penultimate rule. 00:07:51.279 --> 00:07:56.000 Sophia, you're not allowed to like look at my I want to claim it. 00:07:56.240 --> 00:07:56.800 Oh, sorry. 00:07:58.160 --> 00:07:58.959 Justin's claiming it. 00:07:59.120 --> 00:07:59.519 Yeah, he is. 00:07:59.680 --> 00:08:00.000 Okay, fine. 00:08:00.160 --> 00:08:00.800 You know what, Justin? 00:08:00.879 --> 00:08:02.240 You can you can take that one for sure. 00:08:02.399 --> 00:08:05.360 Uh I'll I'll think of something snazzier in the meantime. 00:08:05.600 --> 00:08:12.800 Uh, but uh now that we kind of have that out of the way, uh, we are also uh in the nature of being completely improvised. 00:08:12.879 --> 00:08:17.519 Uh we are going to occasionally be taking suggestions from our Discord uh server. 00:08:17.680 --> 00:08:18.639 We have a little channel in there. 00:08:18.720 --> 00:08:19.519 It's called the Bucket. 00:08:19.600 --> 00:08:27.519 We have the opportunity for our dedicated Twitch and chat bot to pull suggestions from there in order for us to uh improvise around them. 00:08:27.680 --> 00:08:34.799 And we also have a couple of cool little systems of ways to do that in a bit more in-depth and during crucial moments with our fake coin system. 00:08:34.960 --> 00:08:38.399 Uh and Chase, since you set that up, you want to describe that for us a little bit? 00:08:38.799 --> 00:08:39.039 Yes. 00:08:39.279 --> 00:08:48.240 Alright, so uh the way the suggestions work is i bot our fun little Discord bot that I just act as as acts as one of a the

beholder eyes. 00:08:48.399 --> 00:08:53.519 Uh he has a database that people can put suggestions into this bucket channel. 00:08:53.679 --> 00:09:07.440 So when we need a suggestion, we can pull a suggestion from there, and bada bing bada boom, we'll see who put a suggestion in there, and we use that to uh basically uh at the start of the campaign give us a suggestion to go off of. 00:09:07.600 --> 00:09:09.120 Because again, this is fully improvised. 00:09:09.200 --> 00:09:10.879 We need something to springboard off of. 00:09:11.120 --> 00:09:14.559 Now, the fake coin system works very similarly. 00:09:14.720 --> 00:09:21.919 Let's say someone donates to us out out of the kindness of their heart, and they donate to us, let's say, three dollars. 00:09:22.080 --> 00:09:23.200 Wow, that's amazing. 00:09:23.360 --> 00:09:24.000 Well, guess what? 00:09:24.080 --> 00:09:28.159 If you donate to us three dollars, you get a uh give us a fake coin. 00:09:28.240 --> 00:09:29.519 Now what does that do for us? 00:09:29.759 --> 00:09:36.080 Well, you see, as players, sometimes we get really shitty, terrible rolls, and we can't do anything about it. 00:09:36.720 --> 00:09:44.879 But if we have a fake coin in the pool, any one of us as players can go, you know what, I'm gonna use one of those fake coins and I'm gonna re-roll that roll. 00:09:45.039 --> 00:09:45.840 And that's great. 00:09:46.000 --> 00:09:48.320 Basically works as uh inspiration, right? 00:09:49.039 --> 00:10:05.440 Except now that we've used a fake coin, the either the DM or if a note has been left on that donation with a suggestion, that suggestion will help fuel a uh basically what what will happen once that fake coin is used. 00:10:05.519 --> 00:10:11.200 So there could be a negative consequence toward the player or something crazy could happen, basically almost like wild magic. 00:10:11.679 --> 00:10:13.600 So even though we get a chance for this. 00:10:14.159 --> 00:10:16.960 Yeah, tempting fate has consequences, you know? 00:10:17.279 --> 00:10:18.240 It does. 00:10:18.559 --> 00:10:23.519 So if anyone wants to give us a fake coin, go to that little Zell QR code over there. 00:10:23.600 --> 00:10:27.039 Don us, donate us some don't just throw three dollars our way. 00:10:27.200 --> 00:10:35.840 Yeah, and uh, and this uh this podcast, this show is produced by a nonprofit theater organization, and that is where your donation will be going. 00:10:35.919 --> 00:10:38.000 So make sure you keep your uh receipts of it as well. 00:10:38.080 --> 00:10:42.159 We will be doing all of our like announcements of donations that you need in order to write it off. 00:10:42.320 --> 00:11:00.879 Uh, but again, you're you're paying for us to be able to do this cooler and more often and be able to pay all of our uh all of our performers like you know, this is going directly back to all of us who are doing this in order to make sure that uh all of our labor is being adequately compensated, you know. 00:11:00.960 --> 00:11:02.559 That's what we're all about here, right? 00:11:04.000 --> 00:11:07.039 All right, absolutely, right, right, right, yeah, yeah. 00:11:07.200 --> 00:11:18.320 No, you're all supposed to say yes, yes, yes, I am all about organization, no one's committing fraud, it's all very clean. 00:11:18.639 --> 00:11:21.279 On the up and up books are all exactly. 00:11:21.519 --> 00:11:23.600 We are books are so clean. 00:11:24.000 --> 00:11:35.279 Uh so prior to this session, we had a uh a session zero that we did not live stream, but is up on all the major podcasting platforms, uh, as well as an RSS feed on the RC website. 00:11:35.519 --> 00:11:39.840 Um, that is sort of uh our basis of what we're doing now, right? 00:11:39.919 --> 00:11:45.440 During that session, we kind of caught up with each other as people, as well as rolling random stats, right? 00:11:45.519 --> 00:11:55.039 So all you really had influence over was that you got to re-roll one of those stats if it wasn't quite to your liking, but otherwise completely uh just completely improvise those stats, right? 00:11:55.120 --> 00:11:56.399 Roll them on the spot, random. 00:11:56.480 --> 00:11:57.200 We love that. 00:11:57.759 --> 00:12:09.440 But in the meantime, between then and now, Justin and I have gone through and rolled on the various tables for everything from uh your ancestry to your class. 00:12:09.679 --> 00:12:19.679 Uh, and I would and the players uh up to this point, I will say most of them have not seen their character sheets whatsoever, but they all do have a link to them. 00:12:19.840 --> 00:12:27.279 Uh, I would love to invite everyone to go ahead and just pop that bad boy open right now and let's let's see how you how you feel about the party. 00:12:27.919 --> 00:12:28.879 Oh my god. 00:12:29.039 --> 00:12:30.720 I'm absolutely terrified. 00:12:30.879 --> 00:12:31.519 I feel guilty. 00:12:31.600 --> 00:12:33.519 I thought we were doing this right as we started the live stream. 00:12:33.759 --> 00:12:36.080 I've been looking at this for like no way. 00:12:37.200 --> 00:12:39.759 Oh, my God. 00:12:41.440 --> 00:12:45.840 I I don't want to I don't want to say anything because again, but but oh man, okay again. 00:12:45.919 --> 00:12:48.879 I think I think that like as Justin and I were doing it, we were like, There ain't no way, man. 00:12:48.960 --> 00:12:50.480 This is the goofiest party that's ever existed. 00:12:52.399 --> 00:12:54.159 Man, why are you doing this? 00:12:54.559 --> 00:12:56.559 Oh my god. 00:12:56.879 --> 00:13:04.480 Okay, so so again, let's let's go through just one more time and talk about what you're seeing on that character sheet, huh? 00:13:05.360 --> 00:13:07.919 Uh let's start with Chase, yeah. 00:13:08.879 --> 00:13:09.200 Oh, okay. 00:13:09.440 --> 00:13:10.320 What who are you playing? 00:13:10.799 --> 00:13:14.159 So I am playing a Furbog monk. 00:13:15.600 --> 00:13:16.240 That's so great. 00:13:16.480 --> 00:13:18.320

It's that just sounds really fantastic. 00:13:18.399 --> 00:13:19.360 So absolutely. 00:13:19.600 --> 00:13:20.960 Like a semi-giant. 00:13:21.279 --> 00:13:22.159 How are you looking? 00:13:22.320 --> 00:13:23.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:13:23.360 --> 00:13:26.960 Um, I don't want to mispronounce anything, I don't want to offend anybody. 00:13:27.120 --> 00:13:28.240 I'm a yuntai. 00:13:29.440 --> 00:13:30.159 Yuan T. 00:13:30.559 --> 00:13:31.679 Yan Yanti. 00:13:32.480 --> 00:13:35.120 Um I'm a Yan T warlock. 00:13:36.159 --> 00:13:37.440 So uh that's cool. 00:13:37.840 --> 00:13:41.600 If you don't know, uh just so you know, that is a snake person. 00:13:41.919 --> 00:13:46.399 Uh Yuan T in particular are very much like z snake zealots. 00:13:46.480 --> 00:13:47.519 Uh it's kind of okay. 00:13:47.600 --> 00:13:50.799 I've been accused of that in the past, so that's actually perfect. 00:13:52.399 --> 00:13:53.600 This is awesome. 00:13:53.840 --> 00:13:57.200 And I have a plus subclass that sounds like mariner-y. 00:13:57.440 --> 00:13:58.080 That's pretty cool. 00:13:58.399 --> 00:13:58.960 That's what I'm saying. 00:13:59.600 --> 00:14:02.320 Uh how are you feeling about yours, Zach? 00:14:02.960 --> 00:14:10.159 Uh I am playing a Fierna tiefling who is um he's found the wrong calling in life. 00:14:10.240 --> 00:14:19.519 He he should be a strong armor, like a strong man at a circus somewhere, and uh that doesn't seem to be sort of what his his desires have really led him to. 00:14:19.679 --> 00:14:26.799 Um so you know, we'll see how we can make his his life work for him, you know, just on a strange path right now. 00:14:27.120 --> 00:14:29.679 Uh I mean we haven't even gotten started yet. 00:14:29.759 --> 00:14:30.159 That's crazy. 00:14:30.320 --> 00:14:31.840 We haven't even gotten started. 00:14:32.240 --> 00:14:34.000 Hey Logan, how are you? 00:14:34.320 --> 00:14:37.360 I think I think out of all of them, I laughed the hardest whenever Logan said. 00:14:37.679 --> 00:14:42.000 Yeah, Logan's Logan's was the best and worst at the same time. 00:14:42.720 --> 00:14:45.440 This is so much like I'm a dog. 00:14:45.840 --> 00:14:50.000 Like you're not what he is a kobold, to be very clear. 00:14:50.320 --> 00:14:53.440 I'm not maybe I'm gonna be making stuff. 00:14:53.519 --> 00:14:56.000 I'm gonna be box of scraps, Tony Stark in a cave. 00:14:56.240 --> 00:14:56.639 Oh my god. 00:14:56.799 --> 00:14:59.279 Yeah, so Logan is playing a kobold artificer. 00:14:59.440 --> 00:15:01.600 If you didn't pick up on that, that's so great. 00:15:01.840 --> 00:15:03.120 Is he literally a dog? 00:15:03.600 --> 00:15:08.159 He's uh cobalt are best described, I think, as like just kind of little dudes, yeah. 00:15:08.320 --> 00:15:09.679 Kind of like just dudes, yeah. 00:15:09.919 --> 00:15:14.639 They were changed to like dragon-like creatures, but original kobolds were dogs. 00:15:14.799 --> 00:15:17.600 Oh, I mean this is so cool. 00:15:17.840 --> 00:15:19.360 Okay, perfect. 00:15:19.600 --> 00:15:20.240 Amazing. 00:15:20.480 --> 00:15:21.919 Hey hey Vincent, how are you? 00:15:22.000 --> 00:15:25.360 Uh how are you looking on your third four fourth character, technically, third character? 00:15:25.600 --> 00:15:27.919 And they've all been so different from each other that I'm really glad. 00:15:28.000 --> 00:15:30.639 Uh I'm a lizard folk artificer. 00:15:31.120 --> 00:15:32.960 Not artificer, sorry, that's on my mind. 00:15:33.200 --> 00:15:34.399 Lizard Folk Ranger. 00:15:34.639 --> 00:15:36.240 A Lizard Folk Ranger, yeah, yeah. 00:15:36.720 --> 00:15:38.480 That's a cool combination there, I think. 00:15:40.720 --> 00:15:43.039 Yeah, it's almost like a min-max build, actually. 00:15:43.120 --> 00:15:44.399 Uh, if you're really going for it. 00:15:44.720 --> 00:15:45.200 Got real lust. 00:15:45.759 --> 00:15:48.720 Everyone knows that improv and crunchy numbers go hand in hand. 00:15:48.879 --> 00:15:49.600 So absolutely. 00:15:50.000 --> 00:15:50.399 That's true. 00:15:50.480 --> 00:15:50.879 That's true. 00:15:51.840 --> 00:15:52.960 How about you, Brendan? 00:15:53.039 --> 00:15:59.519 Uh, you mentioned already you are uh, at least in our private call, you were glad that you were not a Kenku again. 00:15:59.759 --> 00:16:00.399 Yeah. 00:16:00.720 --> 00:16:07.279 I'm I Justin knows that I prefer prefer like human-looking things and nothing anthropomorphic. 00:16:07.440 --> 00:16:10.960 So yeah, I saw I was I was intrigued. 00:16:11.120 --> 00:16:15.919 I think I'm I'm a Tabaxi rogue, so you know, kind of staying on theme. 00:16:16.000 --> 00:16:18.799 It's not yeah, I'm like a little cat burglar. 00:16:18.879 --> 00:16:22.240 I don't know what my deal's gonna be, but uh it could have been worse. 00:16:22.399 --> 00:16:24.559 And my stats are not bad. 00:16:24.720 --> 00:16:26.399 I'm I'm pretty middle of the road. 00:16:26.480 --> 00:16:30.000 I'm min-maxing being straight up middling. 00:16:30.320 --> 00:16:32.159 I'm right right in the middle of everything. 00:16:32.399 --> 00:16:33.120 I love it. 00:16:33.279 --> 00:16:35.039 I mid-maxing, yeah, yeah. 00:16:35.279 --> 00:16:38.000 Mid maxing, yeah, yeah. 00:16:38.399 --> 00:16:40.240 Yeah, yeah. 00:16:40.480 --> 00:16:48.159 So uh uh so honestly, surprisingly, none of you guys got your main attribute being whatever your dump stat was. 00:16:48.320 --> 00:17:04.079 Now, most of you guys didn't really have like terrible stats when we rolled them, but somehow you guys got like a decent score for most of your guys' uh main stats, which was wild, absolutely insane when we were rolling them. 00:17:04.160 --> 00:17:05.359 We're like, how's this happening? 00:17:05.599 --> 00:17:12.000 Can we not have a can we not have Sophia be a rogue with her four dexterity, please? 00:17:12.240 --> 00:17:16.240 And yeah, well, and I remember too, like during the actual character grade and Sophia. 00:17:18.000 --> 00:17:19.519 Yeah, exactly.

00:17:19.920 --> 00:17:24.400 Uh I wanted Chris to be so high that when you rolled the four for the dexterity, I think. 00:17:24.559 --> 00:17:26.400 We were like, okay, go off or whatever. 00:17:26.559 --> 00:17:29.440 Yeah, uh because it builds character, Tim. 00:17:29.519 --> 00:17:30.079 It really does. 00:17:30.400 --> 00:17:31.279 Exactly. 00:17:32.160 --> 00:17:36.079 Also, I don't really truly know what a dexterity means, so I'm sure it's not that important. 00:17:36.319 --> 00:17:37.119 We'll get there. 00:17:37.279 --> 00:17:38.559 Oh, oh no. 00:17:39.680 --> 00:17:42.400 I think it's yeah, yeah. 00:17:42.640 --> 00:17:42.880 Okay. 00:17:42.960 --> 00:17:52.160 Um also, uh, for you guys and anyone watching, um, you guys will see uh your skills are left blank. 00:17:52.400 --> 00:17:56.000 And that is because um we're gonna improvise that. 00:17:56.079 --> 00:18:02.880 We didn't roll any of that, so your uh your skill points, your background features, any of your background information. 00:18:03.119 --> 00:18:04.480 We don't even know that. 00:18:04.640 --> 00:18:21.279 Uh so that's all gonna be improvise, as well as you guys will all have uh three in my bag tokens to where you guys can just pull something out of your bag that uh would be somewhat relevant to the backstory that you guys have concocted or added adds to it. 00:18:21.680 --> 00:18:26.799 Um so uh give you guys a few tools to throw me and Tim off. 00:18:27.119 --> 00:18:27.759 Absolutely. 00:18:27.839 --> 00:18:33.440 Uh tried to do our best to leave the blank spaces where we could so that we all have a good opportunity to fill in as we go, you know? 00:18:34.799 --> 00:18:35.200 Love it. 00:18:36.400 --> 00:18:39.599 I think that's uh it how how's everyone feeling? 00:18:39.680 --> 00:18:41.680 Are y'all are y'all ready to do some improvising? 00:18:42.640 --> 00:18:43.359 So ready. 00:18:43.599 --> 00:18:44.079 Totally. 00:18:45.440 --> 00:18:46.160 I'm glad I don't know. 00:18:46.880 --> 00:18:50.640 I feel like I've done uh the introduction to these final rules enough. 00:18:50.880 --> 00:18:55.200 Justin, since you are going to be DM with me, I'm going to hand off that responsibility to you. 00:18:55.519 --> 00:19:04.640 Uh everyone else, if you would be so kind, uh go ahead and lend your attention to Justin Hayflick, the dungeon master of the final rules. 00:19:07.200 --> 00:19:08.079 Alright. 00:19:09.039 --> 00:19:14.799 So um let's see here. 00:19:18.640 --> 00:19:20.799 Let's open up with you. 00:19:21.599 --> 00:19:26.240 Uh you find yourself in a metro park. 00:19:27.039 --> 00:19:31.599 Um first let's get a little description of uh what they see. 00:19:31.759 --> 00:19:35.759 What what what is it that uh your character does in the park? 00:19:36.720 --> 00:19:44.880 Alright, so you I'm I'm sitting at a bench, you know, feeding feeding some local uh clockwork birds. 00:19:45.839 --> 00:19:50.559 Throwing throwing some like throwing some little pebbles their way as they eat them up, gobble gobble. 00:19:51.200 --> 00:19:57.039 Uh I'm a I'm a rather uh tall individual because as a fur bog I am part giant. 00:19:57.279 --> 00:20:01.839 So I I kind of uh take up a decent amount on this bench. 00:20:02.160 --> 00:20:09.599 Uh you can see kind of my bluish-gray skin standing out against the brown of the bench. 00:20:10.079 --> 00:20:13.359 Uh what are those birds look like? 00:20:13.440 --> 00:20:15.200 They're so they're these clockwork birds. 00:20:15.279 --> 00:20:19.119 So they've got little uh they've got little um what is it called? 00:20:19.279 --> 00:20:22.319 The wind-up things on their backs, and they kind of jitter around. 00:20:22.880 --> 00:20:33.039 And they'll and they'll and they'll kind of bite down on the pebbles, but then um every so often they'll stop and I'll go down and I'll turn I'll turn it a few a few turns and then it'll keep going again. 00:20:34.319 --> 00:20:45.920 Yeah, so um, so you're kind of sitting here um as you see um uh a familiar face walk up to you, um Logan. 00:20:51.119 --> 00:20:52.319 Oh yeah. 00:20:52.960 --> 00:20:55.279 So first off, nice bench. 00:20:55.519 --> 00:20:57.920 Uh mind if I take a seat? 00:20:58.319 --> 00:21:00.799 Yeah, please don't scare the birds away again. 00:21:01.039 --> 00:21:05.200 Hey, no problem, and I'm gonna sit down, I'm just gonna lounge nice and bad. 00:21:05.440 --> 00:21:06.079 Okay, okay. 00:21:06.319 --> 00:21:09.200 You're taking up too much of the Okay, alright, great. 00:21:09.920 --> 00:21:10.880 And it's amazing too. 00:21:15.440 --> 00:21:23.279 Like, I am like struggling to keep stay on this bench as you know, could you like give me a little more space? 00:21:23.359 --> 00:21:24.160 You know, just a little bit more. 00:21:24.319 --> 00:21:25.119 Oh yeah, sure, buddy. 00:21:25.359 --> 00:21:30.400 I'm gonna I'm gonna scoot even closer, get nice and close to my good friend over here. 00:21:32.559 --> 00:21:35.279 Stay calm, stay very, very calm. 00:21:35.440 --> 00:21:38.240 Zen, remember Zen. 00:21:38.960 --> 00:21:51.119 Uh you see as one of the clockwork uh birds uh kind of just hop up uh in on the bench just there between both uh both of your guys' characters as it goes. 00:21:56.079 --> 00:22:01.440 I'm gonna reach down, grab this bird, and I'm gonna take out the Little key that's on the back. 00:22:01.680 --> 00:22:02.000 Wait. 00:22:02.400 --> 00:22:03.119 Oh no, don't. 00:22:03.599 --> 00:22:09.440 This thing starts uh flapping uh just uh like pretty crazy. 00:22:09.599 --> 00:22:14.720 Uh roll me a quick um dexterity check to keep a hold of this bird. 00:22:15.599 --> 00:22:17.759 Oh yeah, that's a that's a four. 00:22:18.160 --> 00:22:18.960 That's a four. 00:22:19.359 --> 00:22:51.119 As you go to reach for it, this thing whacks you in the face, it just runs straight up your face as you uh as you fall off of the bench, as it kind of and um as that uh that all happens, um Vincent and Brendan, you guys um you guys

uh are over um probably about uh on the other side of some bushes. 00:22:51.359 --> 00:22:56.079 Um what is it that you two are uh would be doing? 00:22:56.240 --> 00:22:58.480 You have you're meeting two other friends here. 00:22:58.880 --> 00:23:04.079 Um what is it that you guys are meeting and what is it you guys are doing in here? 00:23:04.559 --> 00:23:09.200 I think I'm carving I'm I'm I'm carving some stuff in the bushes. 00:23:09.359 --> 00:23:15.279 I'm just I'm carving up like I'm I'm I'm like I I got I'm I'm like I'm kinda turning it into some kind of art. 00:23:15.359 --> 00:23:17.920 I'm like cutting off the bark on it, making like shapes in it. 00:23:18.079 --> 00:23:21.519 Simple stuff right now, like talking like triangles, maybe a little square. 00:23:21.759 --> 00:23:23.759 But I'm just I'm just messing it up. 00:23:23.920 --> 00:23:25.519 Maybe maybe some getting some topiary. 00:23:25.680 --> 00:23:28.799 Maybe I'm practicing on the public park, stuff making some like shapes out of the bushes. 00:23:29.039 --> 00:23:30.319 Yeah, what what brought you here? 00:23:30.400 --> 00:23:36.480 You know, a ranger's a little bit a little bit far from their uh usual the usual stomping grounds, huh? 00:23:37.519 --> 00:23:41.680 You know, I I I think the bushes here replenish more often. 00:23:41.759 --> 00:23:49.039 I think whoever like is in charge of public parks in the public park uh sees that someone keeps messing up these bushes and then like replaces them. 00:23:49.359 --> 00:23:53.759 And in the in the wilderness, you have to go and keep I'm carving so many bushes. 00:23:53.839 --> 00:23:58.960 I the ones that they don't replace as fast as they do in like a metropolitan area. 00:23:59.279 --> 00:23:59.920 Right, right. 00:24:00.079 --> 00:24:03.359 They just don't have the the the taxpayer money's going somewhere else, I guess. 00:24:03.440 --> 00:24:03.599 Yeah. 00:24:03.759 --> 00:24:11.759 Yeah, no, totally uh yeah, so you're just carving up the the you're just carving them up, huh? 00:24:11.920 --> 00:24:12.400 Yeah. 00:24:12.640 --> 00:24:17.519 I'm on the lookout for anyone that would stop him from carving up the the bushes. 00:24:17.599 --> 00:24:20.960 I'm I'm not a single watching for anyone that might implement. 00:24:25.440 --> 00:24:36.640 Yeah, uh so um you guys uh uh are I think uh your guys' al friends kind of show up, Sophia and Zach. 00:24:38.160 --> 00:24:39.920 You were you were you followed? 00:24:40.640 --> 00:24:44.480 You know they're having like city council meetings about this, right? 00:24:44.799 --> 00:24:45.519 Yeah, we know. 00:24:45.599 --> 00:24:46.880 We got the we got the newsletter. 00:24:46.960 --> 00:24:48.960 That's why we asked if you were followed. 00:24:49.440 --> 00:24:56.079 I didn't I was worried that the council maybe wouldn't know we were doing this today, so I did let them know ahead of time. 00:24:56.400 --> 00:24:57.839 Then you were coming here? 00:24:58.240 --> 00:25:00.400 Well,

yeah, I mean it's like it's important. 00:25:01.200 --> 00:25:01.920 Oh we gotta go. 00:25:02.160 --> 00:25:02.720 Yeah, I know. 00:25:02.880 --> 00:25:03.759 I can't be busted. 00:25:04.000 --> 00:25:04.799 I can't be here. 00:25:05.279 --> 00:25:08.240 I think I really misunderstood what we were doing today. 00:25:08.640 --> 00:25:10.480 We were secretly meeting. 00:25:10.720 --> 00:25:13.839 Oh it was called a secret meeting. 00:25:14.079 --> 00:25:14.960 Oh my gosh. 00:25:15.279 --> 00:25:17.279 That's what the agenda said about the bushes. 00:25:17.680 --> 00:25:24.079 I thought it was I thought it was like secrete, like secretion meeting. 00:25:24.640 --> 00:25:26.799 Oh syrups and saps. 00:25:27.200 --> 00:25:34.160 Yes, because of the syrups and saps conversations we've been having are really why would it be about that? 00:25:34.720 --> 00:25:35.519 The bushes. 00:25:36.079 --> 00:25:36.480 Bushes. 00:25:37.359 --> 00:25:40.559 The syrups and saps are important for the bushes. 00:25:41.039 --> 00:25:41.359 Okay. 00:25:42.160 --> 00:25:43.839 That's you got that right. 00:25:44.960 --> 00:25:49.359 Thank you for I'll just send like a quick message. 00:25:49.519 --> 00:25:54.000 I'll say never mind, forget about the secret meeting to the council. 00:25:54.079 --> 00:25:55.680 It'll clear everything up. 00:25:56.000 --> 00:26:06.160 Uh and I I'm just I'm gonna grab one of the little birds and I'm gonna like stick a little like like letter thing, just like wrap around and just set it off free. 00:26:06.559 --> 00:26:08.799 Was it the one that had the key taken out of it? 00:26:09.119 --> 00:26:09.759 Absolutely. 00:26:09.839 --> 00:26:12.000 I just hope it gets to where it needs to go. 00:26:14.400 --> 00:26:29.359 I like to imagine the like clockwork bird just kind of like flapped its way over to like basically like right at uh Sophia's feet and just like got a note tied to it and like go and like let go, and it just like fell down and started like spinning on the ground, emitting sparks and stuff. 00:26:29.680 --> 00:26:30.799 That's just his process. 00:26:30.880 --> 00:26:31.519 He'll get there. 00:26:31.599 --> 00:26:32.480 Don't worry. 00:26:32.799 --> 00:26:35.519 I'm clenching my fist looking at these birds. 00:26:35.680 --> 00:26:38.799 I don't like nature so fucked up. 00:26:39.599 --> 00:26:40.319 It's disgusting. 00:26:40.640 --> 00:26:43.119 Well, I guess that's a that's actually a a good uh point. 00:26:43.279 --> 00:26:45.119 You know, what this city, right? 00:26:45.279 --> 00:26:48.720 We're establishing pretty early on here that this is a modern analog. 00:26:48.960 --> 00:26:52.079 I think uh early on I kind of put that idea into everyone's head. 00:26:52.240 --> 00:26:58.640 Uh this, however, is a city that is unlike the ones that we have in our world, needless to say. 00:26:58.880 --> 00:27:01.839 Very different ways that the universe works here. 00:27:02.000 --> 00:27:10.559 Uh so so uh Chase, I feel like you've been in

you're you're in touch, right, a little bit more with like the ongoings of the city, right? 00:27:10.640 --> 00:27:12.640 You feel sort of the life of it a little bit deeper. 00:27:13.039 --> 00:27:17.759 So tell me a little bit more about your experience with this city. 00:27:18.640 --> 00:27:20.960 Well, so this city's pretty interesting. 00:27:21.119 --> 00:27:28.799 We uh so my day-to-day, of course, I like to go to the park and deal with the clockwork, uh the clockwork pigeons and birds that come around. 00:27:28.960 --> 00:27:38.400 But of course, there's a lot of different clockwork animals that have sort of been placed here, almost as if the nature was taken out and then put right back in. 00:27:38.640 --> 00:27:47.440 Um You know, I I like I like that it's supplemented, you know, even though this city is hustling and bustling, at least there's some a analog to nature here. 00:27:47.759 --> 00:27:52.400 Uh but of course I'm here with uh this guy. 00:27:53.119 --> 00:28:08.000 Um and you know, we we you know we we you know we don't we don't have really many other connections here, so we kind of you know hang out together because it's uh I think because we truly don't want to be alone, but we won't tell each other that. 00:28:08.319 --> 00:28:10.720 Uh that's like Burton Ernie. 00:28:10.960 --> 00:28:11.279 God damn. 00:28:11.680 --> 00:28:20.240 Uh but uh so we you know we we take on the town, you know, we take the uh the the local bullet train uh that goes that goes through the city. 00:28:20.480 --> 00:28:32.079 Um different kind of spiraling skyscrapers touch the clouds and um just kind of make this city feel so claustrophobic yet so alive. 00:28:32.319 --> 00:28:39.039 Um this park is one of the few places that feels a little more open than what the city normally provides. 00:28:39.279 --> 00:28:43.440 Uh so and here's this and here's this guy over here tearing up the bushes. 00:28:45.519 --> 00:28:47.759 They they just don't get real art. 00:28:48.400 --> 00:28:49.279 They don't get it. 00:28:49.759 --> 00:28:51.279 I think it looks really good. 00:28:51.759 --> 00:28:52.400 Thank you. 00:28:53.039 --> 00:28:57.039 Do you see that that guy over there uh messing with the bushes? 00:28:58.160 --> 00:29:01.200 Oh god, that's disgusting. 00:29:01.920 --> 00:29:03.039 Exactly my point. 00:29:03.200 --> 00:29:04.000 Exactly my point. 00:29:04.079 --> 00:29:05.119 Um You know what I mean? 00:29:05.200 --> 00:29:07.039 Taxes over those bushes? 00:29:08.799 --> 00:29:12.880 Uh not a well uh I think it's a lot. 00:29:13.039 --> 00:29:18.720 I think that I I'm being robbed and this guy's messing with the bushes that I'm paying for? 00:29:20.720 --> 00:29:21.519 You don't pay taxes. 00:29:23.599 --> 00:29:24.319 Yeah, oh shit. 00:29:24.400 --> 00:29:25.680 I I think someone sees us. 00:29:26.079 --> 00:29:28.640 I don't think you I don't think you've ever paid taxes. 00:29:29.119 --> 00:29:30.960 Oh, bad thing with this thing. 00:29:31.279 --> 00:29:35.200 Just because I'm unhomed doesn't mean that I can't care for these bushes. 00:29:36.720 --> 00:29:37.680 That's a fair you know what? 00:29:37.759 --> 00:29:39.519 I overstepped my I overstepped my bounds. 00:29:39.599 --> 00:29:39.839 That's right. 00:29:40.079 --> 00:29:41.759 I don't care if you're unhomed. 00:29:42.319 --> 00:29:43.279 That doesn't matter. 00:29:43.920 --> 00:29:45.200 I think that's ungood. 00:29:46.960 --> 00:29:50.240 Um Pardon us! Just ignore us. 00:29:51.599 --> 00:29:52.880 You never saw this, pal. 00:29:53.359 --> 00:29:54.880 You didn't see us in the bush. 00:29:55.119 --> 00:29:57.279 Yeah, you can ignore us, but don't ignore the bush. 00:29:57.359 --> 00:29:58.640 It looks so much better now. 00:29:58.720 --> 00:30:00.720 Alright, they're gonna be thanking me. 00:30:03.279 --> 00:30:05.519 Again, they put out. 00:30:05.599 --> 00:30:07.279 I don't think they're gonna be thanking anyone. 00:30:07.519 --> 00:30:15.119 At that exact moment, uh a group of enforcers from the city council are taking a nice little stroll through the through the park. 00:30:15.440 --> 00:30:16.480 Oh shit. 00:30:16.720 --> 00:30:16.960 Hey! 00:30:17.359 --> 00:30:19.119 It's not a super meeting anymore. 00:30:19.440 --> 00:30:20.720 They're messing with it! 00:30:20.880 --> 00:30:22.799 Yeah, they're messing with the bushes over there. 00:30:23.039 --> 00:30:32.559 Bale, bail both both of the council members look at both Chase and Logan and see the general state of these two individuals and just continue to walk. 00:30:35.119 --> 00:30:38.079 See, guys, we're like the least interesting thing going on in the park today. 00:30:38.160 --> 00:30:39.440 It's really okay. 00:30:40.000 --> 00:30:44.319 Well, uh Well, Typhus, I guess we gotta take care of this. 00:30:44.640 --> 00:30:45.200 Zach. 00:30:45.680 --> 00:30:56.559 Um you actually see one of the guards slip a note into the back of the uh large Verbog's pants. 00:31:00.400 --> 00:31:04.000 I think I just saw one of the enforcers grab that Verbog's ass. 00:31:07.599 --> 00:31:08.480 You know what, Typhus? 00:31:09.200 --> 00:31:11.839 Typhus, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go give them a piece of my mind. 00:31:12.000 --> 00:31:14.079 They shouldn't be messing with this nice park. 00:31:14.400 --> 00:31:17.119 Oh Virgil, don't start, don't start. 00:31:17.279 --> 00:31:17.599 Come on. 00:31:18.160 --> 00:31:20.240 Typhus, don't Virgil me, alright? 00:31:20.480 --> 00:31:23.680 I'm I'm gonna start like beelining over to this these bushes. 00:31:23.839 --> 00:31:27.759 I'm I'm starting to get a little heated, but I'm I'm trying to keep my cool. 00:31:28.079 --> 00:31:33.519 Hey Hello! Uh hell hello? 00:31:33.920 --> 00:31:34.559 Doesn't matter. 00:31:34.640 --> 00:31:35.200 Alright, look. 00:31:35.359 --> 00:31:35.599 What? 00:31:36.640 --> 00:31:39.680 Those bushes were specifically put there by the city, alright? 00:31:39.920 --> 00:31:47.759 They were made to look nice the way the

city intended, and you are just going around here messing with their bushes, and I you know what I don't appreciate it. 00:31:47.920 --> 00:31:49.440 I don't see your name on them, Buster. 00:31:50.400 --> 00:31:54.960 You see, um, I'm one of the temps for the council, okay? 00:31:55.119 --> 00:31:59.359 And um, it's very important to the beautification committee, okay? 00:31:59.519 --> 00:32:04.559 Because the beautification committee doesn't have the funds currently that they need to actually make the bushes beautiful. 00:32:04.799 --> 00:32:13.759 So it's actually really important that groups of really like, you know, motivated civil servants get out in the park and just rip bush. 00:32:14.240 --> 00:32:15.759 Well, I'm gonna walk up. 00:32:15.920 --> 00:32:19.839 I'm part of the temporarily unhoused committee and I see bushes. 00:32:20.160 --> 00:32:21.039 Typhus, don't say that. 00:32:21.200 --> 00:32:25.200 Typhus, don't say Okay, well I'm I'm sick of all this nonsense. 00:32:25.359 --> 00:32:27.039 Stop stop messing with the bushes. 00:32:27.119 --> 00:32:27.839 We sleep here. 00:32:28.079 --> 00:32:30.960 If you're homeless, then why don't you just live with your friend? 00:32:33.119 --> 00:32:35.119 Oh, like he has a house? 00:32:36.000 --> 00:32:42.559 Yeah, I I have a I have a perfectly nice house somewhere in this city, and I I hope that you know that it is very nice. 00:32:42.799 --> 00:32:46.240 Once we find it, we're gonna give you a piece of his mind. 00:32:47.279 --> 00:32:48.880 Uh sure. 00:32:49.680 --> 00:32:54.160 Are you gonna go find it and then come back and give us a piece of your mind? 00:32:54.480 --> 00:32:58.000 Yeah, so why aren't you staying with him if you know he is a nice house? 00:32:58.160 --> 00:32:59.680 Not even just a house, but a nice one. 00:33:02.160 --> 00:33:05.039 We lost no, we didn't lose. 00:33:06.319 --> 00:33:08.400 I don't know about him, but I lost. 00:33:12.640 --> 00:33:14.880 I don't care about you being unhoused at all. 00:33:15.039 --> 00:33:16.640 It's a but that's not my beef with you. 00:33:16.720 --> 00:33:19.759 My beef with you is that you don't like the art that's happening right here. 00:33:19.839 --> 00:33:26.160 The council doesn't know what it takes to make good art, so here we are making the park actually beautiful. 00:33:26.480 --> 00:33:27.599 He's an artist. 00:33:27.839 --> 00:33:30.000 What this rival art, dude. 00:33:30.319 --> 00:33:33.680 Well, I think artists as me, but he is an artist. 00:33:33.920 --> 00:33:39.759 I didn't, I you know, I I I'm sorry, I've I overstepped my No, I overstepped my bounds. 00:33:40.079 --> 00:33:43.279 What you're drawing a still life in a bush? 00:33:44.160 --> 00:33:44.559 Yeah. 00:33:44.880 --> 00:33:46.640 What's this look? 00:33:47.599 --> 00:33:53.119 You guys maybe aren't um artiste like we. 00:33:53.599 --> 00:33:59.680 I consider this friend group sort of a um multi-movement physical theater collective. 00:33:59.920 --> 00:34:00.240 Okay. 00:34:00.640 --> 00:34:02.640 What what is what are those collection of words? 00:34:04.720 --> 00:34:05.359 Yes. 00:34:05.680 --> 00:34:12.800 We um we're sort of um how do we say what's the thing we always say as a group, guys? 00:34:13.119 --> 00:34:13.440 Oh. 00:34:15.039 --> 00:34:16.320 We can't make rent this month. 00:34:17.119 --> 00:34:18.480 We can't make rent this month. 00:34:18.639 --> 00:34:19.760 We can't make art this month. 00:34:19.840 --> 00:34:20.719 That's what we always say. 00:34:21.280 --> 00:34:22.880 They always say that, it's true. 00:34:23.039 --> 00:34:23.760 Yeah, yeah. 00:34:23.920 --> 00:34:25.360 I've heard that before, I think. 00:34:25.920 --> 00:34:28.480 Oh, the good the enforcers are swinging back around, by the way. 00:34:28.719 --> 00:34:34.320 Noticing that uh the furbog has completely ignored their subtle attempt at communication. 00:34:34.639 --> 00:34:42.639 I'm gonna grab the bird that's still on the ground and just chuck it full force at the back of the head of one of the enforcers and go, baby, go get it now. 00:34:46.800 --> 00:34:50.159 Have it been known that I did not notice the note was in my pocket. 00:34:52.400 --> 00:34:54.559 Uh okay, well shit, man. 00:34:54.719 --> 00:35:06.960 The the that bird like dinks off of the poor guardsman's uh little uh uh we'll call it some sort of like composite weave, like almost like a chain coif, but like more like a heavelar material, right? 00:35:08.400 --> 00:35:19.920 Uh and that uh that guard like it bounces off and like for a moment it almost appears as though he just doesn't like comprehend what just happened. 00:35:20.159 --> 00:35:27.280 Like there's a there's a buffer time between the bird physically striking this individual and them turning to see where it came from. 00:35:28.239 --> 00:35:33.760 What do y'all do in that that short period of stun lock that you've got this enforcer in? 00:35:34.239 --> 00:35:37.519 Oh shit, a bird just flew into that guy. 00:35:38.239 --> 00:35:39.440 They did it. 00:35:41.039 --> 00:35:48.719 I'm gonna stand up, cut my hands, and go, don't worry, it's just a note that says we're not doing anything we're not supposed to do. 00:35:50.320 --> 00:35:57.760 Uh the guards person underneath one very heavily clad boot crushes the bird as he starts to make his way towards y'all. 00:35:58.000 --> 00:35:58.960 Oh shit. 00:35:59.199 --> 00:36:00.800 I'm in a book, I'm in a full sprint. 00:36:00.960 --> 00:36:01.599 I'm booking it. 00:36:01.760 --> 00:36:03.199 Yeah, I'm with I'm with Brandon. 00:36:06.800 --> 00:36:11.039 Well, you know what they say when people are running, the six-foot-tall devil should probably run too. 00:36:11.199 --> 00:36:11.599 Bye. 00:36:12.639 --> 00:36:15.599 I join, but my movements are very intentional. 00:36:16.639 --> 00:36:16.880 Yeah. 00:36:17.039 --> 00:36:17.280 Oh. 00:36:20.239 --> 00:36:22.079 Looks like the bush is ours. 00:36:22.880 --> 00:36:24.320 Uh great.

00:36:25.280 --> 00:36:27.440 You two, you're under arrest. 00:36:27.679 --> 00:36:28.079 Halt. 00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:35.199 What uh listen, uh, I we are not associated with those um art theater collective people. 00:36:35.519 --> 00:36:36.320 Oh, don't you worry. 00:36:36.400 --> 00:36:39.280 We're gonna get them next, says another one of the enforcers. 00:36:39.519 --> 00:36:46.559 Uh, and you can see in the distance that um a uh what what's a what's a cantrip that can like mark somebody? 00:36:46.639 --> 00:36:47.440 Like fairy fire? 00:36:47.599 --> 00:36:52.880 Like a bunch of fairy fire has lit up every single one of the people in this party, like just to keep track of them while they run away. 00:36:53.039 --> 00:37:01.039 Like outlining them in a nice, like little bright uh like flashing like police sirens almost just like around them so everyone knows to stay clear. 00:37:01.280 --> 00:37:02.320 Hey, we are lighting. 00:37:04.159 --> 00:37:05.840 It's lighting design, guys. 00:37:08.559 --> 00:37:14.719 Uh the guards very, very roughly uh pick up, I would say, probably Typhus. 00:37:14.800 --> 00:37:18.960 Uh typhus rather rough uh hold. 00:37:20.480 --> 00:37:21.199 Very well. 00:37:21.440 --> 00:37:24.239 I submit to your free housing plan. 00:37:25.119 --> 00:37:27.519 No, no, Typhus, that's not what this is. 00:37:27.679 --> 00:37:31.519 Yes, take us into the holding cell for a cozy evening. 00:37:32.800 --> 00:37:46.960 Uh the uh the warforge that was hit in the head with his with the the the duck that's holding you up uh turns, you will be put under arrest and taken into a holding cell for questioning. 00:37:49.840 --> 00:37:52.079 And low, you are. 00:37:53.039 --> 00:38:02.559 At the very least, whenever it comes to to Typhus and Virgil, uh y'all I feel like they're led away without much of a I don't know if you can mount much of a resistance, to be honest with you. 00:38:03.039 --> 00:38:08.239 I look at that Warforge and I go, Yeah, exactly, exactly. 00:38:08.320 --> 00:38:15.280 And then the needless to say, the rest of the enforcement squad has been dispatched to go get all of the uh the runners, if you will. 00:38:17.280 --> 00:38:22.159 The first the first one sort of, I think, roughly, would probably go towards uh let's see. 00:38:22.480 --> 00:38:25.760 I would say out of everyone, they're probably least scared of Brendan. 00:38:26.159 --> 00:38:26.639 That's the same thing. 00:38:26.800 --> 00:38:28.079 So they're gonna go after you first. 00:38:28.480 --> 00:38:29.199 Yes, correct. 00:38:29.440 --> 00:38:29.840 Yeah. 00:38:30.159 --> 00:38:34.079 These are in fact uh analogs, so yes, correct. 00:38:37.519 --> 00:38:40.239 Do you uh do any of y'all like mount any significant resistance? 00:38:40.400 --> 00:38:42.719 RO that's like, okay, well I guess. 00:38:43.280 --> 00:38:44.719 I know my rights. 00:38:44.960 --> 00:38:46.320 What's what's the crime? 00:38:46.480 --> 00:38:47.679 What did I do? 00:38:48.960 --> 00:38:50.559 Topiary destruction. 00:38:51.199 --> 00:38:59.440 Topiary destruction detected against council directorate mandate one four three four I filed this morning at noon. 00:38:59.760 --> 00:39:02.960 This is topiary construction, if anything. 00:39:03.360 --> 00:39:10.800 Then describe this, and then the warforge picks up like a tiny branch that had been like trimmed off and crushes it in its hand. 00:39:11.599 --> 00:39:13.679 Do you know what topiary is? 00:39:13.760 --> 00:39:15.760 It doesn't grow into that shape. 00:39:16.000 --> 00:39:34.480 The like the the Warforge next to that officer that was saying that turns to him, you are currently being detained uh for against code 14345, destruction of Topieri. 00:39:34.880 --> 00:39:37.119 Damn it to the They really got me. 00:39:37.360 --> 00:39:39.119 Let us all go to jail together. 00:39:39.760 --> 00:39:40.800 It's not lawbreaking. 00:39:43.920 --> 00:39:50.000 So I really don't think it's lawbreaking if you inform the law ahead of time that you're going to be breaking it. 00:39:50.239 --> 00:39:56.480 Uh the Warforge who is not currently being uh detained turns around and tases you. 00:39:58.719 --> 00:39:59.920 Yeah, yow, yeah, yow. 00:40:00.079 --> 00:40:01.840 Ow, it's got by you. 00:40:03.119 --> 00:40:06.239 Now the rest of you go along. 00:40:06.960 --> 00:40:08.400 Oh my gosh. 00:40:09.440 --> 00:40:12.559 You you drew the new perfume. 00:40:14.480 --> 00:40:15.360 So true. 00:40:15.599 --> 00:40:18.559 Uh we're gonna go and just flash forward to that holding cell. 00:40:18.719 --> 00:40:19.679 Uh fair enough. 00:40:20.000 --> 00:40:25.679 Logan, I feel like you have the best outlook on what this holding cell could be. 00:40:25.840 --> 00:40:27.920 Describe to me this holding cell. 00:40:28.239 --> 00:40:29.360 Oh, yeah. 00:40:29.679 --> 00:40:37.360 I mean, you got the hole where you do your business, you got the two bunks, and you got some chains hanging down everywhere. 00:40:37.440 --> 00:40:41.440 Those chains are for the especially naughty boys and girls like myself. 00:40:41.679 --> 00:40:44.000 I found myself chained to the wall. 00:40:44.239 --> 00:40:46.320 Somehow, everyone else gets to walk around. 00:40:46.400 --> 00:40:47.679 What the hell's that about? 00:40:48.880 --> 00:40:50.800 Typhus is chained to the wall. 00:40:51.199 --> 00:40:54.000 Typhus, I I hate you. 00:40:55.760 --> 00:40:59.039 At this point, the rest of the party gets led into this cell as well. 00:40:59.280 --> 00:40:59.599 Yeah. 00:40:59.920 --> 00:41:02.079 Okay, it's the game of beds. 00:41:02.400 --> 00:41:04.400 All six of you, two beds. 00:41:04.800 --> 00:41:06.639 It's our dressing room. 00:41:07.679 --> 00:41:14.159 It most certainly is a comfortable dressing room considering that they're packing all six of us in here. 00:41:15.920 --> 00:41:17.920 Can we remember the biggest performance yet? 00:41:18.079 --> 00:41:19.280 Our court date. 00:41:19.760 --> 00:41:24.880 Can we believe

it's a guard? 00:41:25.679 --> 00:41:27.519 I could pretty easily believe it. 00:41:29.039 --> 00:41:45.519 Uh it's worth noting too that this sort of like holding area is patrolled constantly by not just Warforged, but also various automatons uh resembling uh watch dogs and uh like ravens that are sitting up in the higher uh areas, keeping an eye on everyone. 00:41:45.599 --> 00:41:48.320 For all intents and purposes, this is a panopticon setup. 00:41:48.400 --> 00:41:53.519 You never know who is watching you, but you can assume at all times you are being watched. 00:41:54.079 --> 00:41:56.400 This feels kind of like an overreaction. 00:41:56.559 --> 00:41:59.280 We're well, I don't even know what we were accused of. 00:41:59.599 --> 00:42:00.320 That's not true. 00:42:00.480 --> 00:42:02.079 They told me what I was accused of. 00:42:02.159 --> 00:42:12.000 I don't know what I came out of the bathroom and two of my roommates had been arrested, so I just decided to go along because I'm not good on my own. 00:42:14.000 --> 00:42:17.920 So y'all y'all are not only an artist collective, but you're also roommates. 00:42:18.079 --> 00:42:18.559 That makes sense. 00:42:18.639 --> 00:42:19.360 That's true to life. 00:42:19.440 --> 00:42:19.760 Yeah, yeah. 00:42:19.840 --> 00:42:21.599 That's all that's we followed. 00:42:21.920 --> 00:42:24.000 We followed the letter of the law to a T. 00:42:24.239 --> 00:42:25.519 And I mean that hyperliterally. 00:42:25.599 --> 00:42:29.679 I wrote the law a letter and I checked up the law's head. 00:42:30.000 --> 00:42:31.519 I'm just confused. 00:42:31.840 --> 00:42:35.039 Do they not want people to partake in the agora? 00:42:35.920 --> 00:42:38.880 Or my brain hurts. 00:42:39.360 --> 00:42:48.960 If I can't pay my taxes, let me at least contribute in some way that that that will still contribute and fake help with society. 00:42:49.119 --> 00:42:53.119 My taxes aren't gonna pay for the topiary, so I'll just make it myself. 00:42:53.599 --> 00:43:04.400 Friend, perhaps if we made some quick topiary in the cell, they will see the sort of creative output that we're capable of, and they'll let us go. 00:43:04.800 --> 00:43:07.440 There's good luck. 00:43:07.840 --> 00:43:08.239 Guards. 00:43:08.800 --> 00:43:11.199 Some toilet paper and some shit. 00:43:12.239 --> 00:43:12.719 Guards. 00:43:15.280 --> 00:43:17.039 I'm trapped in here with five psychopaths. 00:43:17.119 --> 00:43:17.440 Please. 00:43:17.599 --> 00:43:18.400 Please let me out there. 00:43:18.639 --> 00:43:19.519 Three hours pass. 00:43:20.079 --> 00:43:20.400 No. 00:43:22.559 --> 00:43:26.320 Look, I just want to say I'm really sorry about the dishes issue last week. 00:43:26.480 --> 00:43:28.320 I feel like you were upset. 00:43:28.800 --> 00:43:29.679 We didn't get too much. 00:43:29.920 --> 00:43:30.800 I'm not upset. 00:43:30.880 --> 00:43:33.760 It's just I'm tired of it always being me. 00:43:34.880 --> 00:43:36.559 You're just so good at the dishes, though. 00:43:37.199 --> 00:43:38.719 So good at the dishes. 00:43:39.039 --> 00:43:41.039 I'm more of a soaker myself. 00:43:41.599 --> 00:43:46.320 Because you get heat resistance, I can turn the water on really hot, and it doesn't even bother me a little. 00:43:46.559 --> 00:43:48.639 It really is so good. 00:43:49.440 --> 00:43:51.840 I prefer taking a bath with other dishes. 00:43:52.639 --> 00:43:57.360 I am on the floor, absolutely like trying to escape the hell that I'm in. 00:43:57.679 --> 00:43:59.760 Do you guys want to hear that new song I've been working on? 00:44:00.639 --> 00:44:02.400 Oh yes, please. 00:44:02.880 --> 00:44:03.760 Absolutely. 00:44:04.000 --> 00:44:04.480 Yep. 00:44:05.760 --> 00:44:09.440 Green bushes look like shit. 00:44:10.079 --> 00:44:12.400 Make them into a new shape. 00:44:12.719 --> 00:44:14.239 Now that's it. 00:44:15.199 --> 00:44:17.119 And that's all I got so far. 00:44:19.280 --> 00:44:19.920 Good start. 00:44:20.239 --> 00:44:20.719 Incredible. 00:44:20.960 --> 00:44:21.440 Absolutely. 00:44:21.840 --> 00:44:23.360 That's a solid foundation there. 00:44:23.599 --> 00:44:25.280 I think I've done my time. 00:44:26.559 --> 00:44:27.280 Please. 00:44:28.960 --> 00:44:30.480 You have three more hours. 00:44:32.719 --> 00:44:33.119 Six hours. 00:44:33.440 --> 00:44:33.920 Wait, hold on. 00:44:34.239 --> 00:44:34.400 Wait. 00:44:35.519 --> 00:44:38.079 Wait, our I'm just gonna be here for a few hours. 00:44:38.159 --> 00:44:41.679 Are we am I just out after that, or is there something coming after that? 00:44:41.920 --> 00:44:42.960 Is this our sentence? 00:44:43.199 --> 00:44:45.119 The Warforge just walks away. 00:44:45.360 --> 00:44:46.639 Does not answer your question. 00:44:46.719 --> 00:44:48.079 You just have three more hours. 00:44:48.400 --> 00:44:50.000 Alright, maybe three more hours. 00:44:50.320 --> 00:44:52.559 Also, and I'm I'm also gonna get up in a second. 00:44:52.639 --> 00:44:53.039 I'm gonna go. 00:44:53.119 --> 00:44:57.119 Typhus, also, I like undo the latches on his armbands. 00:44:57.280 --> 00:44:58.320 They're not locked. 00:44:58.559 --> 00:44:59.760 What the hell, man? 00:45:00.079 --> 00:45:00.400 Ah. 00:45:04.079 --> 00:45:06.000 By the way, has anybody tried the door? 00:45:09.119 --> 00:45:10.639 Unfortunately locked. 00:45:13.199 --> 00:45:15.119 They are crafty. 00:45:15.920 --> 00:45:16.559 My god. 00:45:16.960 --> 00:45:18.880 The final three hours pass. 00:45:20.000 --> 00:45:36.000 Uh and for the first time you hear a voice that isn't metallic in the same way that the reconstructive vocal cords of Warforge managed to imitate, you know, the organic uh vocal processes of most of you know people around. 00:45:36.159 --> 00:45:41.360 Uh this sounds like a like a like a living, breathing person who's starting to come through the door. 00:45:41.519 --> 00:45:44.719 Uh in just general, like by the mannerisms and the footsteps. 00:45:44.800 --> 00:45:49.360 It seems

like someone is finally coming after your nine hours are up. 00:45:53.840 --> 00:45:55.360 Places, everyone, places. 00:45:56.000 --> 00:46:00.079 I'm innocent, so um, I I should have received a lawyer hours ago. 00:46:00.559 --> 00:46:02.320 But I'm glad you're finally here. 00:46:02.719 --> 00:46:04.159 I'm with Arnold in this one. 00:46:04.320 --> 00:46:05.039 I need my lawyer. 00:46:05.280 --> 00:46:06.400 I hit an innocent card. 00:46:08.480 --> 00:46:21.840 Uh you guys uh see a uh a large orc um with this uh this orange skin, uh pale skin. 00:46:21.920 --> 00:46:39.280 He's wearing this uh pinstriped suit uh with this really nice um uh tie with this uh it's it looks to be a black tie, but as as you kind of look at it and he walks underneath the lights, you can see there's like this intricate pattern, you can't tell what it is. 00:46:39.440 --> 00:46:50.159 Maybe it's uh maybe it's just like a little guy running, but um, but you you can't really tell as it's just kind of like this uh this little bit of a shiny outline on it. 00:46:50.320 --> 00:46:58.480 But he he steps in um and uh Vincent and Brendan, you guys recognize him as Mr. 00:46:58.639 --> 00:47:00.960 Gruyer from the Billboards. 00:47:02.800 --> 00:47:03.119 Mr. 00:47:03.280 --> 00:47:03.840 Gruyer. 00:47:04.960 --> 00:47:05.199 Mr. 00:47:05.440 --> 00:47:05.679 Who? 00:47:05.920 --> 00:47:06.559 Not from the Pimper. 00:47:06.719 --> 00:47:06.880 Mr. 00:47:06.960 --> 00:47:10.639 Gruyer! You haven't seen his billboards all around town? 00:47:11.679 --> 00:47:12.559 He's everywhere. 00:47:14.559 --> 00:47:16.559 I mean I'm it's rare that I look up. 00:47:16.639 --> 00:47:18.639 I have that vertebrae issue. 00:47:19.360 --> 00:47:19.599 Mr. 00:47:19.679 --> 00:47:26.480 Gruyer, he he's he's he's he's he's what one of the best just uh the best odds. 00:47:27.440 --> 00:47:29.599 Now, all you folks sitting there in that cell. 00:47:29.679 --> 00:47:31.519 I hope it's been a cozy time. 00:47:32.000 --> 00:47:33.679 But as you know, when Mr. 00:47:33.840 --> 00:47:37.760 Groyer arrives on the scene, go ahead, you get to say my catchphrase. 00:47:37.920 --> 00:47:38.320 When Mr. 00:47:38.400 --> 00:47:43.119 Groyer arrives on the scene That's when you know the floor is clean. 00:47:43.360 --> 00:47:46.000 That's when you know the floor is clean. 00:47:46.239 --> 00:47:49.519 And right now I see a bunch of shit on my floor. 00:47:50.960 --> 00:47:53.280 Oh, that's you, by the way. 00:47:53.599 --> 00:47:58.000 Oh, uh it was very funny, sir. 00:47:58.159 --> 00:48:02.880 Um, my name is Sylvia with six S's. 00:48:03.039 --> 00:48:05.119 I'm I'm I'm six ten. 00:48:05.760 --> 00:48:15.119 And um uh something that fun about me is uh when I first moved to the city, um I got a job uh as a as a street mime. 00:48:18.559 --> 00:48:19.199 Wow. 00:48:19.440 --> 00:48:20.960 You know who else did that? 00:48:21.440 --> 00:48:23.440 The rest of the pieces of shit in this jail. 00:48:23.519 --> 00:48:24.880 Come on, we got a here and negotiated. 00:48:26.880 --> 00:48:27.199 Okay. 00:48:28.559 --> 00:48:30.000 Classic Gruyere. 00:48:30.320 --> 00:48:31.119 Oh man. 00:48:31.679 --> 00:48:33.199 What a ball buster. 00:48:33.440 --> 00:48:35.119 He's such a ball buster. 00:48:35.840 --> 00:48:38.639 Uh have you guys watched his TV show? 00:48:38.880 --> 00:48:40.880 I've just seen his commercials. 00:48:41.360 --> 00:48:44.559 Oh, wait, is that the one where he ball busts criminals? 00:48:45.519 --> 00:48:47.679 Yeah, that's Gruyere's ball busting. 00:48:48.159 --> 00:48:49.920 I must not watch a lot of television. 00:48:50.320 --> 00:48:51.840 I listen to the podcast version. 00:48:51.920 --> 00:48:54.639 It's mostly just a bunch of grunts and screams. 00:48:55.920 --> 00:48:59.599 You're really missing out when you when you lose that video medium. 00:49:02.639 --> 00:49:13.199 But y'all are led to a uh a pretty actually somehow smaller than the cell, but just like four walls and a floor and a roof that are all completely pitch black. 00:49:13.599 --> 00:49:22.400 And three chairs with one of the uh mechanical birds sitting on a perch staring at the three chairs. 00:49:24.079 --> 00:49:26.320 These idiots didn't leave enough chairs. 00:49:28.239 --> 00:49:29.440 I think that was an accident. 00:49:29.519 --> 00:49:31.199 Let him know, let him know we'll need more. 00:49:31.599 --> 00:49:33.199 I'll go forward and sit down on one of them. 00:49:33.360 --> 00:49:34.800 I this is ridiculous. 00:49:34.960 --> 00:49:38.159 I I'm gonna this is a whole Michael. 00:49:38.800 --> 00:49:39.760 I'll just sit next to you. 00:49:40.000 --> 00:49:40.800 Thank you, Arnold. 00:49:42.079 --> 00:49:42.960 This whole charade. 00:49:43.199 --> 00:49:44.400 I'm tired of it. 00:49:50.079 --> 00:49:51.679 Uh out for just a moment. 00:49:52.159 --> 00:49:54.719 I'm I think he's getting his tools. 00:49:55.280 --> 00:49:57.840 I'm gonna walk over to the bird and I'm gonna go. 00:49:58.159 --> 00:50:00.800 I I think there's been some kind of mistake. 00:50:00.880 --> 00:50:02.880 Uh me and um that that fairly. 00:50:05.280 --> 00:50:06.320 What what? 00:50:08.559 --> 00:50:09.599 Where is she? 00:50:10.079 --> 00:50:11.280 Where's she? 00:50:11.840 --> 00:50:14.400 Uh you mean you mean her? 00:50:16.079 --> 00:50:21.039 At that exact moment, the door slams open and you see uh Groyer lead in. 00:50:21.199 --> 00:50:28.079 The hardest like the stare that this woman gives is enough to like probably shake mountains. 00:50:28.239 --> 00:50:29.199 Uh there's a lot of things. 00:50:29.360 --> 00:50:30.239 Without a doubt, Mr. 00:50:30.400 --> 00:50:40.159 Groyer like flashes y'all a smile uh and a knowing look of you're about to have the roughest interrogation of your lives if this is not the only one. 00:50:40.320 --> 00:50:41.440 So uh be ready. 00:50:41.599 --> 00:50:48.159 That is it's a lot to encapsulate in one look, but he he somehow manages to do it and he also

smirks at the same time. 00:50:48.239 --> 00:50:49.360 It's kind of infuriating. 00:50:49.440 --> 00:50:55.920 But then he he he le he leaves and leaves you in the presence of this unshakeable looking woman. 00:50:56.400 --> 00:50:59.199 God, his internal monologue is so legible. 00:51:01.679 --> 00:51:03.360 That's how he got the TV show, I think. 00:51:03.519 --> 00:51:03.920 I don't know. 00:51:04.000 --> 00:51:04.239 Mr. 00:51:04.400 --> 00:51:05.199 Guerriera's it. 00:51:07.280 --> 00:51:09.280 This is the woman to which he was speaking? 00:51:09.599 --> 00:51:12.559 Uh uh she's right here. 00:51:13.280 --> 00:51:22.079 Uh she's actually the look that uh she had given you guys um uh felt imposing, took up the entire doorway. 00:51:22.239 --> 00:51:32.639 But as the door shuts, um you can see in this she looks away from you, uh, the uh the look and just the imposing presence kind of shrinks a little bit. 00:51:33.199 --> 00:51:47.519 Um as you see, like it's you guys all realize and kind of shake is this is a um an older gnomish uh lady uh standing about three and a half feet tall. 00:51:47.760 --> 00:51:57.199 Um with uh she's got these uh this um uh police uniform on. 00:51:57.360 --> 00:52:11.039 She's got her her blues all done up right, she's got these uh these white pads with the frills kind of uh hanging from the shoulders, and uh her hair is it could not be pulled any tighter back. 00:52:11.679 --> 00:52:19.920 She's like you just can s it just looks like any of her hails hair could just like start popping from her uh hairline. 00:52:20.400 --> 00:52:30.880 Um and uh as she walks in, um please take a seat. 00:52:32.800 --> 00:52:33.920 Already sitting down. 00:52:34.239 --> 00:52:36.079 Yeah, there's only three chairs though. 00:52:36.320 --> 00:52:36.800 Yeah, I'm gonna go. 00:52:36.880 --> 00:52:39.760 If that's okay, I'm going to mime the chair. 00:52:39.920 --> 00:52:42.400 And I sort of squat in a chair position. 00:52:42.880 --> 00:52:44.480 I'm eight feet tall. 00:52:44.559 --> 00:52:49.039 I don't sit in a lot of chairs very easily, so I'll I'll just stand, that's alright. 00:52:51.440 --> 00:52:54.320 Yes, um, on the floor is fine. 00:52:54.639 --> 00:53:02.880 Um you're all in a lot of trouble. 00:53:03.280 --> 00:53:04.880 You'll realize that. 00:53:06.239 --> 00:53:08.400 I don't believe a word you tell me. 00:53:08.719 --> 00:53:13.360 You see, art comes from a place of danger, and one cannot exist about the other. 00:53:14.239 --> 00:53:16.639 I'm not with these four crazy people, alright? 00:53:16.719 --> 00:53:20.400 It's me and that less crazy You missy. 00:53:21.760 --> 00:53:24.000 Definitely in a lot of trouble. 00:53:24.320 --> 00:53:30.079 Um looks uh directly at you, Arnold. 00:53:30.400 --> 00:53:37.920 Um Where is it? 00:53:38.400 --> 00:53:40.960 It happened a long time ago and I don't want to talk about it. 00:53:41.199 --> 00:53:42.400 I don't have it anymore. 00:53:45.199 --> 00:53:50.320 Well I know you are planning to take it back. 00:53:51.280 --> 00:53:52.559 Just today. 00:53:55.039 --> 00:53:56.239 You have no proof. 00:53:58.320 --> 00:53:59.280 You can't lock me up. 00:53:59.440 --> 00:54:01.199 You can't lock me up like this and the evidence. 00:54:01.599 --> 00:54:11.199 Um whole message and letter from Miss Sylvia um saying, hey, we're having our secret meeting. 00:54:11.599 --> 00:54:14.239 We're having our secret meeting behind the bush. 00:54:14.480 --> 00:54:15.360 Don't worry. 00:54:15.599 --> 00:54:18.480 We're breaking all of the appropriate laws. 00:54:18.719 --> 00:54:21.760 Uh hugs and kisses Sylvie, yeah. 00:54:22.320 --> 00:54:23.519 Second hold up in court. 00:54:23.599 --> 00:54:29.280 That's that's uh email about a secret meeting about all the sap that comes out of the bushes, dude. 00:54:29.440 --> 00:54:30.880 Yeah, it's a printed email. 00:54:31.119 --> 00:54:35.679 Roll most of the hugs and kisses, and it doesn't feel like that's being reciprocated. 00:54:36.000 --> 00:54:36.880 No, thank you. 00:54:37.039 --> 00:54:37.599 Good point. 00:54:37.920 --> 00:54:40.239 Arnold, roll me a deception check. 00:54:41.039 --> 00:54:42.480 Ooh, first roll. 00:54:42.800 --> 00:54:46.960 My uh, this isn't the first time I've lied to uh an important figure. 00:54:47.119 --> 00:54:50.079 This is probably something I'm I'm proficient in. 00:54:50.320 --> 00:54:52.719 No, this would be one of the yeah, yeah. 00:54:52.800 --> 00:54:53.840 Yeah, yeah. 00:54:54.320 --> 00:54:59.199 Go ahead and make sure you add your proficiency modifier and check that box on your uh on your character sheet. 00:54:59.440 --> 00:55:00.079 Yep. 00:55:01.360 --> 00:55:03.679 And take that down of the skills. 00:55:04.000 --> 00:55:05.920 Let me modify you, PDF. 00:55:06.639 --> 00:55:07.679 It's not very good. 00:55:07.840 --> 00:55:09.920 I'm not as proficient as I recall. 00:55:10.400 --> 00:55:11.039 Seven. 00:55:12.239 --> 00:55:13.039 Oh no. 00:55:13.519 --> 00:55:16.639 What doesn't hold up in court? 00:55:16.719 --> 00:55:22.079 She signed it, and she also signed all of your names as well. 00:55:22.400 --> 00:55:23.840 Uh certainly not my name. 00:55:24.960 --> 00:55:27.519 There are actually fingerprints from all of you right at the bottom, too. 00:55:27.599 --> 00:55:37.440 It really looks like Sylvia like scoured the apartment in order to like really make sure that y'all's signatures, your artistic signatures tied to you were on this message. 00:55:37.840 --> 00:55:39.440 I wanted it to be accurate. 00:55:41.199 --> 00:55:46.320 Virgil, as you put your finger up like this, she plays she presses the piece of paper against your finger. 00:55:46.480 --> 00:55:51.519 Wait, no, that's just welcome to the collective. 00:55:52.320 --> 00:55:53.599 I don't want to be a part of the collective. 00:55:57.679 --> 00:55:58.880 Welcome to the collective side. 00:56:07.119 --> 00:56:12.079 I came into the group for uh the low rent, and now I'm uh going back to

jail. 00:56:12.400 --> 00:56:16.000 So sorry you got roped into this. 00:56:16.719 --> 00:56:19.039 Uh Sylvia goes, I mean not Sylvia, sorry. 00:56:19.119 --> 00:56:25.920 The um the officer goes ahead and uh gets fingerprints from uh you as well, Typhus, while she's at it. 00:56:26.159 --> 00:56:29.599 Woohoo! Yeah, I love being part of something. 00:56:29.840 --> 00:56:31.199 Typhus, no, don't celebrate. 00:56:32.159 --> 00:56:32.719 Yeah. 00:56:33.360 --> 00:56:38.400 Thank you so much for your compliance, uh, young Typhus. 00:56:38.719 --> 00:56:40.800 I we really appreciate it. 00:56:41.119 --> 00:56:46.960 Um so let's talk the artifact. 00:56:47.920 --> 00:57:00.639 Um of course, um young Arnold has a little bit of a history in it, but um I mean it seems he tied the rest of you guys in to it as well. 00:57:01.360 --> 00:57:02.559 Um no? 00:57:05.679 --> 00:57:17.280 No, there was no tying me in this or Typhon Luckily there's a five for one deal going on right now at the courtroom, and uh I can't wait in order for all of you to see those savings. 00:57:19.519 --> 00:57:21.440 That's what you mean one of us is fine? 00:57:22.320 --> 00:57:24.320 Are we gonna do like Survivor style? 00:57:24.480 --> 00:57:25.599 One of us gets out free? 00:57:25.760 --> 00:57:27.840 Wait, yeah, five to one- there's six in here. 00:57:28.320 --> 00:57:32.159 Well, six would be too much stress on the taxpayers. 00:57:32.400 --> 00:57:34.800 We can't let all of you go to jail for free. 00:57:35.440 --> 00:57:36.400 That's incredibly thoughtful. 00:57:36.639 --> 00:57:38.400 Oh, so they just get tried alone anyway. 00:57:38.480 --> 00:57:38.880 Oh no. 00:57:47.360 --> 00:57:49.039 I'm going to jail. 00:57:49.440 --> 00:57:54.559 I am curious, perhaps, if you could speak more to this artifact thing. 00:57:54.960 --> 00:58:01.760 Um I don't think she knows like anything I know. 00:58:02.400 --> 00:58:05.840 Do you guys remember the security deposit I deposit I put down? 00:58:06.159 --> 00:58:06.559 Yeah. 00:58:11.920 --> 00:58:13.760 Sorry, I didn't hear you, Brendan. 00:58:13.840 --> 00:58:14.480 What'd you say? 00:58:14.719 --> 00:58:18.800 I said the the security deposit I put down, that's how I got the money. 00:58:19.119 --> 00:58:20.400 I sold it. 00:58:21.119 --> 00:58:22.000 For the artifact. 00:58:22.320 --> 00:58:22.880 To that guy. 00:58:23.119 --> 00:58:26.000 And I pointed at Virgil. 00:58:26.559 --> 00:58:31.199 No, no, that did not happen. 00:58:31.280 --> 00:58:32.000 That did not happen. 00:58:32.079 --> 00:58:33.920 There is no proof that any of that happened. 00:58:34.079 --> 00:58:36.000 Oh, Virgil, you should have told me, man. 00:58:36.159 --> 00:58:37.199 We were celebrated. 00:58:37.360 --> 00:58:38.880 I just know it's not true. 00:58:39.119 --> 00:58:40.239 You called the deal. 00:58:40.400 --> 00:58:41.760 Hell yeah, dude. 00:58:42.079 --> 00:58:44.880 Uh I remember he pressured him into it. 00:58:45.199 --> 00:58:46.960 Miss Mayflower looks at you. 00:58:48.719 --> 00:58:51.679 Trying to play innocent, are we? 00:58:51.920 --> 00:58:58.000 As she goes and like uh taps on your shin uh with this little baton she's got. 00:58:58.559 --> 00:59:00.320 Trying to play innocent. 00:59:00.800 --> 00:59:05.199 You know, you know what we do with liars, don't you? 00:59:05.599 --> 00:59:06.559 Like that guy? 00:59:06.639 --> 00:59:07.039 I don't know. 00:59:07.199 --> 00:59:08.800 Probably throwing the break. 00:59:11.119 --> 00:59:12.000 Virgil, hold him down. 00:59:12.239 --> 00:59:13.440 Virgil, hold him down. 00:59:14.079 --> 00:59:16.320 What wait, I hold him down? 00:59:17.280 --> 00:59:18.800 No, typhus! Sorry. 00:59:19.280 --> 00:59:20.400 I'll hold him down, hold him down. 00:59:20.719 --> 00:59:23.519 No, don't typhon crawls up. 00:59:23.920 --> 00:59:26.320 Uh I don't know. 00:59:26.400 --> 00:59:28.800 Okay, realistically, this should be a strength channel. 00:59:29.039 --> 00:59:29.360 Oh my god. 00:59:29.760 --> 00:59:30.000 Yeah, no. 00:59:31.920 --> 00:59:35.440 Yeah, that might be a strength contest because typhus is so much smaller than that. 00:59:35.760 --> 00:59:42.320 Typhus, uh, Virgil, uh, Virgil against Typhus and Miss Mayflower. 00:59:43.039 --> 00:59:44.639 Yeah, that's a three. 00:59:47.280 --> 00:59:47.599 Oof. 00:59:47.840 --> 00:59:52.719 That well, I I had a crit I had a I had a Nat 1, so oh yeah. 00:59:52.960 --> 00:59:56.400 Well she'll just mess with five. 00:59:57.280 --> 00:59:59.119 Wow, we really all fumbled. 00:59:59.280 --> 00:59:59.440 Okay. 01:00:00.000 --> 01:00:02.960 Um so so they both jump on you. 01:00:03.039 --> 01:00:23.840 Uh, I mean, I don't know if you've ever been jumped on by little kids like unexpectedly, but it it happens, and like even with your large form, they both take you down, and she puts her finger like all the way in her uh in her mouth, just knuckle deep, and gives you the wettest Willie you've ever had in your life. 01:00:26.000 --> 01:00:29.039 This is what we do with liars! This is what we do with liars. 01:00:29.599 --> 01:00:30.239 Tell the truth! 01:00:30.480 --> 01:00:31.920 What'd you do with the artifact? 01:00:32.079 --> 01:00:33.519 Eat shit liar. 01:00:33.840 --> 01:00:38.880 I don't know! I don't my god! I don't have the artifact! I don't have it, I don't have it! 01:00:39.119 --> 01:00:40.639 What did you do with the artifact? 01:00:40.880 --> 01:00:45.679 Tell me now! I don't I don't I don't I buried it! 01:00:47.679 --> 01:00:49.440 Uh roll me a deception check. 01:00:49.840 --> 01:00:51.519 I'm just trying to say whatever. 01:00:51.679 --> 01:00:53.519 Uh let's see, deception. 01:00:53.679 --> 01:00:53.920 Okay. 01:00:55.760 --> 01:00:56.880 Uh thirteen. 01:00:57.519 --> 01:00:58.239 Thirteen. 01:00:58.400 --> 01:00:58.719 Okay. 01:01:01.199 --> 01:01:02.480 You buried it. 01:01:03.119 --> 01:01:03.519 Where? 01:01:04.400 --> 01:01:08.960 Uh uh I under the uh the old bridge. 01:01:10.480 --> 01:01:12.400

You made me divulge my secrets. 01:01:13.679 --> 01:01:15.119 The old bridge. 01:01:17.199 --> 01:01:20.159 Oh, that's a dangerous area. 01:01:23.119 --> 01:01:25.280 Well very dangerous. 01:01:25.360 --> 01:01:26.559 That's why I buried it. 01:01:27.679 --> 01:01:27.920 There. 01:01:28.239 --> 01:01:28.719 Yes. 01:01:29.119 --> 01:01:30.000 Of course. 01:01:30.639 --> 01:01:43.920 Well that is unfortunate because our clockwork agents don't have the um we don't have the radius to uh patrol there. 01:01:45.199 --> 01:01:46.559 Well you can't. 01:01:46.719 --> 01:01:47.440 That's such a shame. 01:01:47.519 --> 01:01:49.760 I guess you'll just let us go, right? 01:01:50.800 --> 01:01:53.360 Yes, yes, I'll of course let you go. 01:01:53.840 --> 01:01:59.599 And we'll give you twenty-four hours to bring the artifact back. 01:02:00.480 --> 01:02:00.960 What? 01:02:02.000 --> 01:02:09.519 Bring back the artifact within twenty-four hours, or it is all of your heads. 01:02:10.000 --> 01:02:14.320 It will be a six for one! One execution, six heads. 01:02:14.719 --> 01:02:15.840 Oh, awesome. 01:02:16.239 --> 01:02:16.719 Typho. 01:02:17.840 --> 01:02:19.920 To be fair, that's like that's really good. 01:02:20.000 --> 01:02:21.360 Like, uh, that's efficient. 01:02:21.599 --> 01:02:25.840 Yeah, that axe would have to be like the size of a minivan. 01:02:26.559 --> 01:02:28.079 I have an audition at seven. 01:02:28.239 --> 01:02:30.159 Do you think I'm gonna be able to swing that? 01:02:30.480 --> 01:02:32.639 I was just about to bring up the audition at seven. 01:02:32.800 --> 01:02:37.039 Um, and and at callbacks when we take into account those, which we'll likely get, right? 01:02:37.119 --> 01:02:38.719 I mean Almost certainly. 01:02:39.039 --> 01:02:39.920 Almost certainly. 01:02:40.159 --> 01:02:42.000 There's very few actors in the city. 01:02:42.079 --> 01:02:43.840 Um you both are very talented. 01:02:43.920 --> 01:02:45.199 I don't see why they would pass on you. 01:02:45.360 --> 01:02:47.280 Yeah, you guys have to practicing really hard. 01:02:47.679 --> 01:02:48.400 Thank you, thank you. 01:02:48.480 --> 01:02:50.079 This is your support is so needed. 01:02:50.480 --> 01:02:51.119 It really does. 01:02:51.199 --> 01:02:53.440 We we've been working ahead. 01:02:55.760 --> 01:02:59.760 You will be assigned, let's call them babysitters. 01:02:59.840 --> 01:03:02.320 Uh maybe just one looking at all of you. 01:03:02.400 --> 01:03:08.800 Uh, and the wall behind y'all slides like down or just like almost becomes intangible, it seems, in a moment. 01:03:08.960 --> 01:03:17.760 And uh there is a single giant, gigantic warforged clockwork enforcer hiding behind that wall. 01:03:18.000 --> 01:03:28.320 It takes one quick scan, a sweeping scan of all of you, identities confirmed, entering, surveillance, and then it just sits. 01:03:28.559 --> 01:03:30.880 Oh is that necessary though? 01:03:31.039 --> 01:03:32.559 Is that really necessary? 01:03:32.960 --> 01:03:37.039 You can't get that far outside of the city in 24 hours. 01:03:37.599 --> 01:03:40.079 Like I said, it we don't have the radius. 01:03:40.159 --> 01:03:44.559 This guy has self-powered, so um, he needs to be big. 01:03:44.719 --> 01:03:47.039 It's quite intimidating though, yes? 01:03:47.199 --> 01:03:52.400 As she puts like gives one more wet willy to uh Virgil and then jumps off. 01:03:53.599 --> 01:03:55.039 Why again? 01:03:58.400 --> 01:04:02.480 23 hours and 50 minutes remaining. 01:04:02.800 --> 01:04:04.239 Wait, you already started the timer? 01:04:07.599 --> 01:04:08.719 It's already been 10 minutes. 01:04:09.519 --> 01:04:12.159 Uh you may get your things on your way out. 01:04:14.000 --> 01:04:16.639 Uh and she walks out, leaving the door wide open. 01:04:16.800 --> 01:04:17.920 No sign of uh Mr. 01:04:18.079 --> 01:04:19.199 Groyer either. 01:04:19.360 --> 01:04:21.440 Just feel free to walk out. 01:04:22.480 --> 01:04:24.960 Alright, well, good luck with your trip, guys. 01:04:26.320 --> 01:04:28.400 Wait, uh no. 01:04:29.599 --> 01:04:33.920 Yep, good luck with your trip, guys, because we're getting out of here. 01:04:34.159 --> 01:04:35.280 Yeah, well that is rich. 01:04:36.639 --> 01:04:40.239 Yeah, you shouldn't get embroiled in a and then try to dip out, too. 01:04:40.480 --> 01:04:43.679 You're gonna hide the artifacts and then try to blame us. 01:04:44.079 --> 01:04:47.280 The thing about a collective is we do everything as a collective. 01:04:48.079 --> 01:04:52.239 Activates it very quickly, like with very sharp movements. 01:04:53.199 --> 01:05:09.599 Targets leaving ex allotted range for surveillance, entering lethal mode, and then like like uh as it starts to like just beef up even more, and like you start to see like panels and stuff sliding on like its general metal chassis. 01:05:09.840 --> 01:05:11.039 Where's all this coming from? 01:05:11.199 --> 01:05:12.639 Never mind, I'm staying right here. 01:05:12.719 --> 01:05:14.000 I'm staying right here. 01:05:14.400 --> 01:05:18.239 What does this guy do if we like just run two opposite directions? 01:05:19.280 --> 01:05:20.480 Oh let's try. 01:05:25.920 --> 01:05:27.920 You haven't seen these models before? 01:05:28.239 --> 01:05:32.159 No, 24 hours and 40 minutes. 01:05:32.400 --> 01:05:32.719 Okay. 01:05:33.039 --> 01:05:35.679 Oh, we got an extra 40 minutes, guys. 01:05:36.159 --> 01:05:36.800 23. 01:05:37.119 --> 01:05:38.639 Wait, did I fuck that I fuck that up before? 01:05:40.559 --> 01:05:45.840 I'm trying to get you to go using him. 01:05:47.280 --> 01:05:49.599 Let's just swing by the apartment real quick. 01:05:49.760 --> 01:05:53.679 We'll see if the artifact is maybe in one of the drawers over there. 01:05:53.840 --> 01:05:55.599 Maybe we get lucky. 01:05:56.320 --> 01:05:58.880 I can't believe you didn't inform us about the artifact. 01:05:58.960 --> 01:05:59.679 We would have helped. 01:06:00.480 --> 01:06:02.880 Or cataloged it mentally.

01:06:03.199 --> 01:06:04.400 I sold it. 01:06:05.039 --> 01:06:07.199 I sold it before I moved in. 01:06:07.440 --> 01:06:09.119 That that was the security deposit. 01:06:09.199 --> 01:06:09.920 Yeah, without the arm. 01:06:11.119 --> 01:06:13.280 I just always thought you had a rich grandma. 01:06:13.519 --> 01:06:18.639 No, you guys I have a rich grandma and grandpa and mother and father. 01:06:19.119 --> 01:06:21.920 I'm going to go siblings there too. 01:06:22.000 --> 01:06:23.199 You know, they're doing well for themselves. 01:06:23.599 --> 01:06:25.599 Like 11 wealthy siblings. 01:06:29.280 --> 01:06:31.280 I would like to choke out Arnold right now. 01:06:31.519 --> 01:06:32.320 Hell yeah. 01:06:32.559 --> 01:06:33.599 Hey, hey, hey. 01:06:33.840 --> 01:06:36.079 Are you are you actually going to like do it, dude? 01:06:36.559 --> 01:06:37.920 I am actually doing it. 01:06:38.159 --> 01:06:44.320 Okay, well, the fur bulg is uh towering over uh this lithe tabaxi. 01:06:45.119 --> 01:06:48.719 Uh I imagine you probably like your tail puffs up a little bit, right? 01:06:48.880 --> 01:06:50.559 Like that's that's intimidating. 01:06:50.800 --> 01:06:52.000 All my hair puffs up. 01:06:52.159 --> 01:06:52.800 Oh yeah. 01:06:52.960 --> 01:06:54.400 It's it's about to be a throwdown. 01:06:54.480 --> 01:06:55.519 Everyone else can recognize that. 01:06:55.599 --> 01:06:56.079 The claws. 01:06:57.119 --> 01:06:58.079 I'm gonna try to go between that. 01:06:58.159 --> 01:06:59.519 No uh, you're not touching my buddy. 01:06:59.599 --> 01:07:07.679 All right, you're not I'm trying too hard to feel thin right now, and I don't feel very calm right now. 01:07:07.920 --> 01:07:10.079 I I get that, I get that, that's fair. 01:07:10.159 --> 01:07:14.559 Listen, you might be a little thrown off because you didn't buy directly from me. 01:07:14.800 --> 01:07:22.480 I sold it to my cousin Muffin, who you bought it off of, so I kind of threw you under the bus so they'd take all the heat off of me. 01:07:22.800 --> 01:07:24.400 Sorry, not sorry. 01:07:26.159 --> 01:07:27.360 I yeah, okay. 01:07:27.440 --> 01:07:30.719 I so I'm gonna go to Chocum unless someone stops me. 01:07:31.440 --> 01:07:32.239 I am in between. 01:07:32.320 --> 01:07:32.960 I am in between. 01:07:33.039 --> 01:07:44.719 I I am stop it'll be it'll be a strength contest, uh strength roll versus a strength save with advantage uh for Vincent because he has help. 01:07:44.960 --> 01:07:45.679 Okay, Red. 01:07:45.920 --> 01:07:46.239 Okay. 01:07:46.480 --> 01:07:48.480 So I strength save. 01:07:48.559 --> 01:07:51.280 That's D20 with advantage. 01:07:52.480 --> 01:07:55.199 Uh uh, I just rolled a natural 20. 01:07:55.440 --> 01:07:56.559 Oh, I got a six. 01:07:56.960 --> 01:07:59.119 This dice is going in jail. 01:08:00.800 --> 01:08:10.079 So for a bulg uh basically just goes like like uh goes to push you out of the way, Vincent. 01:08:10.719 --> 01:08:29.119 Uh and your natural like your preter natural skills that you've honed from decades in the urban jungle have uh spring into action and you initiate a one-armed takedown of this giant fur ball, uh putting him in like a nice armbar right at the end. 01:08:32.960 --> 01:08:34.079 What happened? 01:08:34.640 --> 01:08:35.039 What happened? 01:08:36.640 --> 01:08:38.640 Oh, Virgil, you just got your ass kicked. 01:08:38.880 --> 01:08:40.159 Oh, god damn it. 01:08:41.279 --> 01:08:44.079 I think I think I cracked something. 01:08:49.199 --> 01:08:49.920 Absolutely. 01:08:50.079 --> 01:08:50.319 Yeah. 01:08:52.079 --> 01:08:54.000 I just want this nightmare to end. 01:08:55.680 --> 01:08:58.000 23 hours and 35 minutes. 01:08:58.319 --> 01:09:10.640 Well, friends, if I may intercede here, I was once a part of a 24-hour play festival with a collective that I didn't really get along with too well, and the two leaders of it, they they were a couple, but it was sort of it was undisclosed to the rest of us, so they were sort of beefing the entire time. 01:09:10.800 --> 01:09:12.720 The whole it was very tenuous and very tumultuous. 01:09:12.800 --> 01:09:13.600 But here's the point. 01:09:13.760 --> 01:09:24.800 The point is, I think that it's up to us as a group to figure this thing out and uh work hard together and sort of set our unified minds to a singular goal. 01:09:24.960 --> 01:09:32.880 I um I frankly don't want to get my head chopped off because uh I I do have a uh regional theater audition next week. 01:09:32.960 --> 01:09:33.840 I'm very excited about it. 01:09:33.920 --> 01:09:35.199 I've already done the dance combo. 01:09:35.279 --> 01:09:39.680 So And while she's talking, I'm gonna light the bottom of her robe on fire. 01:09:40.800 --> 01:09:43.680 God, I'm just on fire today with ideas. 01:09:44.560 --> 01:09:46.239 Oh no, you really are on fire. 01:09:46.560 --> 01:09:47.359 Yeah, literally. 01:09:48.079 --> 01:09:49.119 Stamp on it. 01:09:49.920 --> 01:09:54.000 I begin, I begin stopped dropping and rolling in the most like pathetic way possible. 01:09:54.239 --> 01:09:56.640 What are we next to the pyrotechnics idea? 01:09:56.720 --> 01:09:59.279 You guys, we said it was too dangerous for the audition. 01:09:59.520 --> 01:10:01.840 Come on, Virgil, let's leave these chumps behind. 01:10:03.199 --> 01:10:09.840 I'm gonna just like narratively interject and be like, y'all are walking out of the like stage going on. 01:10:10.000 --> 01:10:16.239 Like you're all just like kind of shooting the shit, and then the entire time that Warforge is like right like looming over you. 01:10:16.399 --> 01:10:20.319 Never within like never outside of a 30-foot range, let's say. 01:10:21.199 --> 01:10:22.800 What should we call him, by the way? 01:10:22.880 --> 01:10:23.600 Our new dog. 01:10:27.039 --> 01:10:29.680 The That's not a dog. 01:10:31.520 --> 01:10:35.199 It looks like all the other goddamn dogs in this city, that's for sure. 01:10:35.520 --> 01:10:36.880 You talk about me?

01:10:39.279 --> 01:10:42.479 I'm talking about the weird clockwork nature thing they got going on here. 01:10:42.720 --> 01:10:44.560 The giant mad shit bird. 01:10:44.800 --> 01:10:46.560 Like, I get the whole dog thing. 01:10:46.720 --> 01:10:50.399 I really do, but really, I'm more, it's like way more dragon. 01:10:50.479 --> 01:10:52.000 Like, I'm way more regal. 01:10:52.159 --> 01:10:55.840 My bloodline is it's so high born, you wouldn't even know, man. 01:10:56.000 --> 01:11:04.000 And so like when you Chad then when you say shut up, it's a Halbert 44 unit, alright? 01:11:04.239 --> 01:11:06.800 It has a name, it is a particular unit, alright? 01:11:06.960 --> 01:11:08.479 A Halbert 44. 01:11:08.720 --> 01:11:09.039 Hell. 01:11:09.359 --> 01:11:10.880 Alright, Deefer it is. 01:11:11.439 --> 01:11:12.399 I hate you all. 01:11:12.640 --> 01:11:13.199 Deefer? 01:11:13.680 --> 01:11:14.319 Deefer. 01:11:15.039 --> 01:11:15.520 Defer. 01:11:16.399 --> 01:11:18.079 Where's the guy? 01:11:20.000 --> 01:11:20.399 What? 01:11:22.239 --> 01:11:24.239 Muffin, the guy you sold the artifact to. 01:11:24.319 --> 01:11:25.199 Oh, that's a guy. 01:11:26.960 --> 01:11:28.239 Where did you talk to him last? 01:11:28.880 --> 01:11:33.039 What do you probably bought it off of him? 01:11:33.119 --> 01:11:33.600 I think. 01:11:33.920 --> 01:11:35.039 I don't think it was you. 01:11:35.279 --> 01:11:35.520 Arnold. 01:11:35.920 --> 01:11:37.039 It was a furbog for sure. 01:11:37.199 --> 01:11:37.439 I don't know. 01:11:38.000 --> 01:11:39.920 Oh, so all furbugs are the same. 01:11:40.159 --> 01:11:42.640 Hey man, all I know is what Muffin told me. 01:11:42.800 --> 01:11:45.359 Wait, are you talking about are you talking about Dirgil? 01:11:46.399 --> 01:11:46.720 No. 01:11:46.960 --> 01:11:48.640 No, it definitely wasn't Dirgil. 01:11:48.880 --> 01:11:50.640 Dirgil, the black market furbog? 01:11:50.720 --> 01:11:52.399 You're sure you're not talking about Dirgil? 01:11:52.640 --> 01:11:55.199 I really say it like that, it might have been him. 01:11:55.439 --> 01:11:56.960 Dude, oh dude. 01:11:57.600 --> 01:12:01.199 Which is great because I've sold sold a lot of other artifacts to that guy directly. 01:12:01.279 --> 01:12:02.640 So it probably was that guy. 01:12:05.359 --> 01:12:07.920 Wait, Dirgil's bridge, yeah, yeah. 01:12:08.159 --> 01:12:10.800 Oh my god, yeah, he hates me. 01:12:11.680 --> 01:12:13.199 Dirgil does hate him. 01:12:13.520 --> 01:12:15.840 No, Virgil, Virgil, that's your name, right? 01:12:16.800 --> 01:12:18.159 Virgil's my name. 01:12:18.399 --> 01:12:22.319 Yeah, I have to ask, and I promise I don't mean anything by this at all. 01:12:22.640 --> 01:12:24.560 Are you related to Dirgil? 01:12:26.960 --> 01:12:28.720 I thought he was your cousin. 01:12:29.199 --> 01:12:36.720 Okay, so you think because I'm a fur bulk and he's a furbulk and we share similar sounding names that were related to mostly the names. 01:12:39.199 --> 01:12:41.600 I

gotta plead ignorance on like fur bulk culture. 01:12:41.760 --> 01:12:50.079 I I faint to make any assumptions, but you know, if he told me that was the case, I wouldn't have like I wouldn't have like thought about it that hard. 01:12:50.399 --> 01:12:55.600 You guys just think every Girgil, Burgil, and Dirgil is related to Virgil? 01:12:55.760 --> 01:12:57.279 Are those all cousins of yours? 01:12:57.439 --> 01:13:00.880 You just made a list, or those are all the furbulgs in town. 01:13:01.119 --> 01:13:01.760 Yeah. 01:13:02.800 --> 01:13:04.079 Are they related? 01:13:04.239 --> 01:13:07.039 That's why I always not related. 01:13:07.279 --> 01:13:09.359 It's a common nomenclature. 01:13:10.399 --> 01:13:13.039 It's a common nomenclature in furbog culture, alright? 01:13:13.119 --> 01:13:14.960 It's just it's just all right. 01:13:15.520 --> 01:13:17.279 No, no, I really appreciate that. 01:13:17.520 --> 01:13:19.279 Yeah, you know I know, and I'm sorry. 01:13:19.520 --> 01:13:20.640 That's actually really illuminating. 01:13:20.800 --> 01:13:21.680 Thank you for that. 01:13:21.920 --> 01:13:23.279 Anyways, turtles and dick. 01:13:23.760 --> 01:13:29.520 All dirt together in the same apartment, kind of like we four do, because you guys all had similar names. 01:13:29.600 --> 01:13:31.840 But I guess it was We all sleep in one bed. 01:13:32.560 --> 01:13:36.000 That's not entirely true. 01:13:36.239 --> 01:13:37.279 Well Okay, okay. 01:13:37.359 --> 01:13:46.800 Some of us, some of us sleep like kind of uh at like the foot and at the head, you know, so we're not like side by side, but we're like it's very Willy Wonka style, is what I'm imagining. 01:13:47.119 --> 01:13:47.680 Precisely. 01:13:48.159 --> 01:13:50.880 You guys just talk about your living feet to feet. 01:13:53.119 --> 01:13:53.760 That's a good point. 01:13:54.000 --> 01:13:59.359 It's great when people love it when a group of roommates talk about their weird inner culture they've developed. 01:13:59.520 --> 01:14:02.560 So we just kind of keep up that verbal sparring. 01:14:02.800 --> 01:14:07.119 We like describing to people how enmeshed we are in each other's emotional lives. 01:14:07.760 --> 01:14:10.399 I am gonna go to the Halberd 44 unit. 01:14:10.560 --> 01:14:15.119 I'm going to be like, me and that guy over there. 01:14:15.199 --> 01:14:18.880 I point over at um Wait, have I suddenly forgotten the name that I've given you? 01:14:18.960 --> 01:14:20.000 Uh Typhus. 01:14:20.159 --> 01:14:23.520 I point over at Typhus, and I'm like, we are gonna go find the artifact. 01:14:23.760 --> 01:14:27.119 These fuckers could do whatever the fuck they want and die by your hand. 01:14:27.279 --> 01:14:28.560 I don't give a shit anymore. 01:14:28.720 --> 01:14:29.760 Come on, Typhus. 01:14:30.159 --> 01:14:30.720 Alright. 01:14:30.960 --> 01:14:35.600 All suspects remain within 30 feet of me. 01:14:37.600 --> 01:14:38.640 You say Blair. 01:14:39.119 --> 01:14:42.000 Wait, what did that

what did the robot say? 01:14:42.720 --> 01:14:44.000 The robot hasn't said anything. 01:14:44.159 --> 01:14:45.840 It's just waiting for y'all to get a move on. 01:14:46.159 --> 01:14:49.439 All suspects must remain within 30 feet of me. 01:14:50.319 --> 01:14:54.319 I will remain closest to the largest group. 01:14:55.760 --> 01:14:56.560 God damn it. 01:14:56.800 --> 01:14:58.000 Why would he tell us that? 01:14:58.159 --> 01:15:00.800 Yeah, now I probably split up actually. 01:15:01.119 --> 01:15:06.159 Well, uh, it's funny that you mentioned that actually, because that is a very salient point. 01:15:06.800 --> 01:15:15.760 Something that is true about all of these constructs is that they all abide by a series of what are essentially programming commandments, right? 01:15:15.920 --> 01:15:18.560 The last of which is I cannot lie. 01:15:18.800 --> 01:15:26.880 All of these constructs, if confronted with a question directly, must tell the truth to any sentient form who is referring to it. 01:15:33.600 --> 01:15:37.920 If we split up into two equal sized groups, which group are you gonna follow? 01:15:40.720 --> 01:15:41.359 Exactly. 01:15:41.840 --> 01:16:11.039 But luckily we don't have to worry about that right now because uh as Virgil and Typhon sort of skip along their merry way, uh the warforge sort of uh just through its sheer presence kind of forces the other ragtag group along with it until uh finally you exit the the general outskirts of the city outside of the enforcer's range, minus this Halbert 44 unit that is uh serving as your sort of um uh insurance, let's say, that you do the task you're going to do. 01:16:11.359 --> 01:16:18.319 Uh Zach, I want you to describe to me exactly what it's like outside this city. 01:16:20.880 --> 01:16:22.880 Oh, you know, just on the city's edge. 01:16:23.119 --> 01:16:27.359 Oh barren wastes ever since the suburbs fell into hell. 01:16:29.359 --> 01:16:29.920 Damn. 01:16:30.479 --> 01:16:35.840 Just a bunch of dry, cracked ground for a long waste. 01:16:37.920 --> 01:16:39.520 And one bridge. 01:16:40.880 --> 01:16:41.840 The old bridge. 01:16:42.239 --> 01:16:43.119 The old bridge is used. 01:16:43.920 --> 01:16:55.039 So the bridge is old because you know it's not really in use anymore, because it led to the suburbs, and then the suburbs fell into hell, but the bridge is kind of on that edge where it did, so it's just kind of a bridge, and then it just big drop. 01:16:55.600 --> 01:16:58.720 The other half of the bridge, probably in hell somewhere. 01:17:01.520 --> 01:17:02.159 Damn. 01:17:02.720 --> 01:17:03.439 Damn. 01:17:03.760 --> 01:17:05.199 Bridge drops to hell. 01:17:05.279 --> 01:17:06.000 Uh that's a funny thing. 01:17:08.399 --> 01:17:21.279 Well, uh, the bridge is in sight, but unfortunately, crossing these cracked and barren plains is going to prove perhaps a little bit more difficult than it might immediately seem. 01:17:22.000 --> 01:17:35.600 Uh not only is there a massive drop-off right at the end of that bridge where the suburbs fell into hell famously five years ago during the Great Crush of uh 2017. 01:17:37.439 --> 01:17:43.279 Uh well, maybe we'll we'll we'll figure out the time scale at some point. 01:17:43.359 --> 01:18:06.239 But you know, the the Great Crushing uh is of course uh the famous incident where uh two of the moons were dropped directly on opposite sides of this uh the realm in which y'all inhabit, uh fundamentally flattening it into almost a flat surface with huge drop-offs on either side that colloquially, uh at least as far as old uh folk tales say, lead directly to hell. 01:18:06.399 --> 01:18:13.039 But no one from the city has really gone and looked down there to see what exactly is going on with all that. 01:18:14.239 --> 01:18:19.119 I wonder if that's why the church that my dad goes to calls all this the sandwich. 01:18:21.119 --> 01:18:23.279 I don't even know why I'm still going to this bridge. 01:18:23.359 --> 01:18:24.880 I made that thing up. 01:18:27.039 --> 01:18:29.359 Yeah, we should probably go to Dirgil, if anything. 01:18:30.640 --> 01:18:32.399 Guys, Dirgil lives under the bridge. 01:18:32.720 --> 01:18:35.039 He does, but it's kind of a coincidence. 01:18:35.279 --> 01:18:36.720 It's so bohemian. 01:18:37.840 --> 01:18:38.479 It is. 01:18:38.880 --> 01:18:40.960 Please don't call Dirgil Bohemian. 01:18:41.199 --> 01:18:42.239 He hates that. 01:18:42.560 --> 01:18:43.680 Yeah, uh yeah. 01:18:43.760 --> 01:18:46.000 Uh hey guys, you know what Dirgil loves? 01:18:46.239 --> 01:18:51.199 Dirgil loves when you walk up to him and give him a big old pat on the bat and say, Hey buddy, how's it going? 01:18:51.439 --> 01:18:54.000 Dirgil loves that, so why are you open with that? 01:18:54.319 --> 01:18:54.880 Typhus. 01:18:55.439 --> 01:18:56.960 Yeah, yeah, you know what? 01:18:57.039 --> 01:18:58.239 Yeah, he does love that. 01:18:58.399 --> 01:19:02.079 He really, he really loves that when you really get in his personal space. 01:19:02.239 --> 01:19:02.640 Well, I think that's a good thing. 01:19:05.439 --> 01:19:07.520 Yes, how's this for a line read? 01:19:07.680 --> 01:19:10.479 Hey, buddy, how is it going? 01:19:11.359 --> 01:19:14.159 Yeah, I think you're a shoe in for the part, honestly. 01:19:14.319 --> 01:19:14.880 You're both. 01:19:15.039 --> 01:19:15.760 Oh my gosh. 01:19:16.399 --> 01:19:20.239 It's it's it's like being called little guy. 01:19:20.479 --> 01:19:21.760 He loves that, yeah. 01:19:22.000 --> 01:19:22.399 Oh, yeah. 01:19:24.079 --> 01:19:25.920 Oh, that's even better. 01:19:26.159 --> 01:19:27.039 Oh, good. 01:19:27.920 --> 01:19:30.079 Well, people have that in my toolbox. 01:19:30.479 --> 01:19:43.760 You look out onto the vista at the edge of the city, recognizing that while you are riffing here, it is slightly hesitant because you do have the better part of half a day's journey before you even make it to the old bridge. 01:19:43.920 --> 01:19:51.119

Because of course, these barren wastes on the outside of the city stretch for miles in every direction, flat plains as far as the eye can see. 01:19:51.279 --> 01:19:54.319 And the bridge is definitely there and you can make it out. 01:19:54.560 --> 01:20:01.920 But this wouldn't be the first time a group of adventurers from the city tried to make their way out there, only to never be seen again. 01:20:02.640 --> 01:20:04.319 But we'll get there in a moment. 01:20:04.399 --> 01:20:12.720 Uh, before we do, I'd like to take a quick five-minute intermission to give our players a chance to refresh themselves and come back ready to go, as well as anybody who is watching. 01:20:12.800 --> 01:20:17.199 Uh, go ahead and take some time to get some snacks, settle in, because we will be going until 10 p.m. 01:20:17.359 --> 01:20:17.680 tonight. 01:20:17.760 --> 01:20:20.079 And thank you for tuning in so far to the final rules. 01:20:20.159 --> 01:20:21.279 We will be right back. 01:20:25.119 --> 01:20:26.159 Hello, everybody. 01:20:26.319 --> 01:20:28.159 Welcome back to the final rules. 01:20:28.239 --> 01:20:30.399 Uh, part two of session one, I guess. 01:20:30.720 --> 01:20:35.600 I imagine for the uh the audio part of this, we'll probably be splitting it into two different parts here anyway. 01:20:35.760 --> 01:20:40.640 Uh especially since this is going to be a bit of a marathon as we go to pull through to the end. 01:20:40.880 --> 01:20:51.279 Um, but during our intermission, Justin, I think, uh offered something that I would also like to do, and that is pull our first suggestion for uh this season of the final rules. 01:20:51.520 --> 01:21:00.880 So again, the way that this works is these are suggestions that have either been submitted by us as players just to kind of keep get some in the general circulation, or from fans on our Discord. 01:21:01.039 --> 01:21:04.079 Uh over the last couple of days, we've been putting out a call for these suggestions. 01:21:04.159 --> 01:21:13.359 So we are going to pull one live through our Discord, let everyone know what it is, and we are going to use that as a sort of jumping off point for the second half of the first season uh session. 01:21:16.079 --> 01:21:18.560 Uh so I'm going to go ahead and do that now. 01:21:18.800 --> 01:21:24.560 Uh and if you are watching live, you can you can see me do this in the spoiler chat of the Discord. 01:21:24.640 --> 01:21:25.279 It's amazing. 01:21:26.239 --> 01:21:28.640 It's one of the many perks to being a part of the Discord. 01:21:29.439 --> 01:21:42.319 The suggestion that has been pulled from the Discord text channel The Bucket on the Final Rules Discord link in bio uh is going to be submitted by Casey, and that is IKEA instructions. 01:21:42.880 --> 01:21:43.840 Amazing. 01:21:47.520 --> 01:21:49.439 So good. 01:21:49.680 --> 01:21:50.000 Alright. 01:21:50.399 --> 01:21:51.039 So good. 01:21:53.760 --> 01:22:00.880 So we are sitting at the edge uh of what looks to be

uh just the planes of oblivion. 01:22:01.359 --> 01:22:05.279 Uh something occurs to y'all, and that is a suggestion IKEA furniture. 01:22:05.359 --> 01:22:12.800 So that's what we're going to be playing with as we fade back in, uh, let's say about five hours into the journey. 01:22:16.159 --> 01:22:17.680 Someone carry me? 01:22:18.960 --> 01:22:19.279 No. 01:22:19.760 --> 01:22:21.520 I don't walk like this. 01:22:22.640 --> 01:22:23.920 This is too much. 01:22:24.560 --> 01:22:26.479 Deeper, deeper, pick me up. 01:22:27.920 --> 01:22:30.000 I am not allowed to assist. 01:22:30.960 --> 01:22:33.039 What about wait? 01:22:33.199 --> 01:22:35.199 I hypothetical question. 01:22:35.439 --> 01:22:41.680 If if you're not allowed to assist, but if we were getting killed, you couldn't intervene. 01:22:42.239 --> 01:22:43.760 Even if it means getting the artifact back. 01:22:51.359 --> 01:22:55.840 Criminals do not are not guaranteed safety by the enforcers. 01:22:56.000 --> 01:22:57.359 Okay, like the artifact are. 01:23:16.640 --> 01:23:36.079 The screen itself displays all of your personal information one by one to each of you, including like any equivalents of like social security numbers, like date of birth, your fingerprints, your DNA sequence that you don't know when they did, but at some point I guess they had to have because it's there and it looks pretty accurate from what you can tell. 01:23:36.399 --> 01:23:37.279 Okay, hang on. 01:23:37.359 --> 01:23:39.600 Um, that that's supposed to say BFA. 01:23:39.840 --> 01:23:41.760 It's not just a BA. 01:23:41.920 --> 01:23:44.079 I wouldn't have lied about that. 01:23:44.880 --> 01:23:45.680 Holy shit. 01:23:45.840 --> 01:23:48.000 Virgil, I do have a birthday. 01:23:48.319 --> 01:23:50.800 Uh yeah, you sure do. 01:23:51.279 --> 01:23:52.479 Oh my god. 01:23:53.520 --> 01:23:56.000 You're 120 years old. 01:23:56.880 --> 01:23:57.520 Yeah. 01:23:59.680 --> 01:24:02.319 I think I I have to I feel like that's wrong. 01:24:04.159 --> 01:24:04.479 Mr. 01:24:04.880 --> 01:24:09.039 Keeper, how accurate do you like feel like this information is? 01:24:10.720 --> 01:24:19.600 Uh information provided by the government is 87.3333333333 continuous percent accurate. 01:24:20.479 --> 01:24:23.680 That's that feels like a large margin of error. 01:24:23.920 --> 01:24:24.479 Absolutely. 01:24:25.119 --> 01:24:25.920 Follow-up question. 01:24:26.079 --> 01:24:31.039 A follow-up question, D for Have you ever experienced love in connection with another human being? 01:24:31.359 --> 01:24:32.640 Great question. 01:24:33.119 --> 01:24:35.680 I have connected to the mainframe. 01:24:36.479 --> 01:24:39.600 The main her name is mainframe, everyone! 01:24:39.840 --> 01:24:42.159 There's zero humans around here. 01:24:42.479 --> 01:24:43.439 Kill me. 01:24:45.119 --> 01:24:45.920 Tell us about her. 01:24:46.000 --> 01:24:47.680 What is mainframe like? 01:24:48.399 --> 01:24:49.920 What are what is what are they like? 01:24:50.319 --> 01:24:50.960 Tell us. 01:24:51.359 --> 01:24:58.960 They are big That's how you like it, huh? 01:24:59.359 --> 01:25:01.680 They contain information. 01:25:02.560 --> 01:25:04.640 All of the information. 01:25:06.880 --> 01:25:08.159 Communication is important. 01:25:10.720 --> 01:25:22.720 The main is the mainframe is No, it it is. 01:25:22.800 --> 01:25:29.680 Like the mainframe is like it exists and it it it has existed and will always exist. 01:25:29.920 --> 01:25:33.680 Wow, what they mean some real faith in the mainframe there. 01:25:33.920 --> 01:25:34.640 What do you mean? 01:25:34.720 --> 01:25:36.640 Is this the first time y'all heard of the mainframe? 01:25:36.720 --> 01:25:41.039 Like what is I've been pretty deep in the weeds, no pun intended. 01:25:41.359 --> 01:25:44.159 Literally, literally in the weeds carving stuff up. 01:25:44.239 --> 01:25:46.800 So like I have not paid attention to any kind of frame. 01:25:47.039 --> 01:25:56.079 Well, I'll tell you what, you couldn't find your way on any of the bullet trains downtown if you didn't know the first thing about the mainframe, so you better learn yourself, buddy. 01:25:56.560 --> 01:25:58.079 It's very true. 01:25:58.560 --> 01:26:01.279 You will miss your stop multiple times. 01:26:01.760 --> 01:26:06.640 Well, does the mainframe have any information, perhaps, about the artifact that we're seeking? 01:26:06.880 --> 01:26:08.239 Is that a good question? 01:26:08.800 --> 01:26:10.399 That is classified. 01:26:10.800 --> 01:26:15.600 There's no way it's the Saints Azuvian bong we smoked out of at Bard College, right? 01:26:16.159 --> 01:26:17.920 Like I've been thinking about it this whole time. 01:26:18.000 --> 01:26:20.399 There's no way it's the Saints Azuvian bong, right? 01:26:20.640 --> 01:26:22.960 But I also kind of was like, is it? 01:26:24.000 --> 01:26:25.600 I cannot compute. 01:26:26.159 --> 01:26:26.800 Could it? 01:26:28.239 --> 01:26:30.239 Oh, it tot it totally might be. 01:26:30.319 --> 01:26:31.520 It totally might be at this point. 01:26:31.600 --> 01:26:33.520 We'll have to wait until we run into uh uh. 01:26:34.000 --> 01:26:36.399 I always thought it was weird how it didn't tarnish. 01:26:36.880 --> 01:26:44.800 As you guys are uh walking, um, I need everyone to roll me uh perception checks real quick. 01:26:44.960 --> 01:26:45.760 Oh boy. 01:26:46.560 --> 01:26:51.119 Uh that's an unnatural twenty. 01:26:52.079 --> 01:26:52.560 Oh man. 01:26:52.960 --> 01:26:58.399 It's an eleven plus what do I add to perception? 01:26:58.479 --> 01:26:59.760 That's uh wait, hold on. 01:27:02.479 --> 01:27:03.199 Uh yeah. 01:27:03.359 --> 01:27:05.039 If you're not a wizard wisdom. 01:27:05.439 --> 01:27:06.319 I have a 13. 01:27:06.399 --> 01:27:07.359 That's what it is. 01:27:08.479 --> 01:27:10.000 I have an 20. 01:27:11.600 --> 01:27:11.920 Eleven. 01:27:14.239 --> 01:27:16.800 Uh and uh Arnold, what did you roll? 01:27:21.199 --> 01:27:22.000 A nine.

01:27:22.239 --> 01:27:35.359 Uh as you guys all begin to hear, uh I think it was Michael, Typhus, and Virgil begin to hear cracking. 01:27:35.760 --> 01:27:45.119 Um Virgil, you look behind you as you see this, uh you guys are it's a red desert, cracked ground everywhere. 01:27:45.359 --> 01:27:50.399 Um you guys are of course walking to an abyss with a bridge hanging over it. 01:27:50.800 --> 01:27:59.760 Um as you see the ground behind you just begin cracking open, uh, and you can see. 01:28:00.319 --> 01:28:11.199 As it starts, you can see all these rocks beginning to fall as it starts opening up, as this crack in the earth starts uh shooting towards you guys. 01:28:12.399 --> 01:28:14.800 Uh guys, I think we need to run. 01:28:17.680 --> 01:28:18.079 Alright. 01:28:19.359 --> 01:28:20.399 I'm gonna start booking it. 01:28:20.479 --> 01:28:20.720 I don't know. 01:28:20.800 --> 01:28:22.239 I'm gonna book it in the opposite direction. 01:28:22.319 --> 01:28:22.800 I don't know if it's a good thing. 01:28:22.960 --> 01:28:25.039 I'm booking it the opposite direction. 01:28:25.279 --> 01:28:25.520 Okay. 01:28:26.000 --> 01:28:31.600 All the suspects must remain within 30 feet of this unit, and it's going to start like bulking up again. 01:28:31.920 --> 01:28:32.319 Oh, okay. 01:28:34.800 --> 01:28:35.760 I got him. 01:28:36.960 --> 01:28:40.880 Deefer, uh Deefer's able to uh keep up with you guys. 01:28:41.039 --> 01:28:51.600 He like he beefs up, uh looks like his legs get longer uh as he just kind of almost looks like he has stilts and he just goes just keeping up with you guys. 01:28:51.680 --> 01:28:53.359 Uh I forgot this unit could do that. 01:28:53.680 --> 01:29:06.560 And uh we will um uh we will enter a uh bit of an environmental chase sequence um to where you guys are beginning to run from this crack. 01:29:06.720 --> 01:29:17.199 So basically, what you guys will be able to do, um you guys will each be able to um we're gonna kind of use a similar system to what Blades of the Dark does, kind of like wheels. 01:29:17.279 --> 01:29:20.640 We're gonna be using a wheel for success and failures. 01:29:20.880 --> 01:29:30.319 Um and uh so you guys as a group or individually can uh either succeed or uh fail on your rolls. 01:29:30.479 --> 01:29:34.479 The DCs for all of these checks are going to be set to 12. 01:29:34.640 --> 01:29:38.800 So you guys know what you're rolling against um and what you guys need to do. 01:29:38.880 --> 01:29:48.880 You can use, of course, your magic, your uh abilities, but you can't use the same skill or same ability twice in a row. 01:29:49.760 --> 01:29:58.960 Um but uh Tim, do you got the uh would you like to set the wheels for success and failure for us? 01:29:59.600 --> 01:30:04.560 Yeah, um so uh on success. 01:30:07.119 --> 01:30:10.079 So uh sorry, uh I refresh me on Blades in the Dark. 01:30:10.159 --> 01:30:16.399 The wheels are So like we're gonna make a pie chart basically and then uh basically we'll have to. 01:30:16.479 --> 01:30:17.279 Oh, how close are they? 01:30:17.520 --> 01:30:23.600 Uh let's say four for success and six for failure. 01:30:23.920 --> 01:30:29.199 So you have to sorry, so we have to be successful four times and then we are fully successful in escaping. 01:30:30.960 --> 01:30:31.359 For real. 01:30:31.520 --> 01:30:36.000 Ah, we fail six and the clock finishes for failure. 01:30:36.239 --> 01:30:46.960 Yeah, I will say let's do uh three people if three people succeed, I think that that will be like a good a good starting point. 01:30:50.399 --> 01:30:53.359 So we'll be rolling uh just whatever. 01:30:53.680 --> 01:30:59.520 Yeah, uh so as you guys begin running, uh you guys all uh just start booking it. 01:30:59.760 --> 01:31:08.239 Um and uh yeah, what what is it you guys are wanting to do to try to escape the uh the earth trying to open beneath your guys' feet? 01:31:08.399 --> 01:31:19.680 You can see it's probably about 50, 60 feet behind you guys, but you see as it's on a trajectory, and you can see the earth that you guys were walking on just a few minutes ago begins to crack. 01:31:21.439 --> 01:31:31.520 Arnold was wearing some like knockoff Birkenstock sandals, uh, like just kind of because they're comfortable and he likes to wear clothing because he's uh sentient. 01:31:31.680 --> 01:31:39.840 Um, but as he begins to like break into a full stride, he kicks them off so he can let his little cat claws out, and he's like getting down to like all fours. 01:31:39.920 --> 01:31:48.159 And I'm gonna do like some acrobatics, uh like kind of doing backflips uh off of like crushing and crumbling rocks. 01:31:48.479 --> 01:31:56.319 Yeah, every time you go to like where a normal person would roll their ankle, you're like, nope, not this time, and you let you use your little cat toe beans to like really get around it. 01:31:56.399 --> 01:31:56.800 I get you. 01:31:56.880 --> 01:31:57.680 I've watched them do that before. 01:31:58.399 --> 01:31:59.119 Yeah, exactly. 01:31:59.680 --> 01:32:00.399 Hell yeah. 01:32:00.640 --> 01:32:01.520 Um, all right. 01:32:01.680 --> 01:32:04.239 So uh yeah, roll me an acrobatics check. 01:32:04.399 --> 01:32:06.079 Uh, you guys all begin running. 01:32:06.239 --> 01:32:10.960 Uh Arnold, you kind of uh you didn't notice this and you kind of fell behind a little bit. 01:32:11.039 --> 01:32:14.319 Uh so you kick off your feet and you begin running. 01:32:15.119 --> 01:32:21.760 I think at some point I I I I only get one sandal off because I uh I'm struggling. 01:32:21.840 --> 01:32:22.960 That's a Nat one. 01:32:24.640 --> 01:32:25.119 Devastating. 01:32:25.359 --> 01:32:26.720 Okay, noted, noted. 01:32:26.880 --> 01:32:27.359 Alright. 01:32:27.600 --> 01:32:29.680 Uh Natural One. 01:32:29.920 --> 01:32:34.960 Uh, you guys all see as Arnold uh trips and falls uh in the back. 01:32:35.279 --> 01:32:36.319 My straps. 01:32:36.880 --> 01:32:37.600 Arnold. 01:32:40.000 --> 01:32:46.399 Uh the

ground is very quickly catching up to Arnold as Michael uh tries to tries to flee. 01:32:46.640 --> 01:32:48.159 I've got seven lives left. 01:32:48.399 --> 01:32:49.920 Go on without me, Michael. 01:32:50.079 --> 01:32:52.159 Don't forget me, but go on without me. 01:32:52.399 --> 01:32:52.960 I can't. 01:32:53.119 --> 01:32:53.520 I can't. 01:32:53.600 --> 01:32:54.720 I gotta I gotta help it. 01:32:54.880 --> 01:32:57.119 I gotta we gotta be together for this. 01:32:57.840 --> 01:33:03.359 Uh then go ahead and make your check whatever it's going to be with disadvantage because you're gonna be trying to help Arnold succeed. 01:33:03.520 --> 01:33:03.760 Yeah. 01:33:04.079 --> 01:33:05.920 So I was I'm I'm a real fit boy. 01:33:06.079 --> 01:33:07.680 I I've I'm strong and I'm fast. 01:33:07.760 --> 01:33:09.840 So I was gonna just try to run really hard. 01:33:09.920 --> 01:33:11.680 So I'll roll this twice. 01:33:11.920 --> 01:33:18.319 Uh first that's a that's a 18, so then with great luck comes. 01:33:19.680 --> 01:33:21.760 Okay, this is actually uh 16. 01:33:22.159 --> 01:33:22.640 Hell yeah. 01:33:22.800 --> 01:33:23.359 Alright, wonderful. 01:33:23.600 --> 01:33:24.079 Hell yeah. 01:33:24.239 --> 01:33:38.399 Uh yeah, you you you run back uh uh you almost go on all fours as you go down there and you uh you go down like sliding in all three, grabbing him as you uh grip your claws into the dirt and just start dashing back. 01:33:38.640 --> 01:33:53.359 Uh Arnold, you're able to kick that second foot off, and you guys uh the rest of you guys, of course, you guys had to stop um for for for this because you guys can't all be more than 60 feet at maximum away from each other. 01:33:53.600 --> 01:33:59.920 Um so as uh as Michael runs back and grabs Arnold, you guys are all able to start taking off again. 01:34:00.159 --> 01:34:01.600 Thanks for waiting, guys. 01:34:03.520 --> 01:34:05.039 Of course, we literally have to. 01:34:05.920 --> 01:34:10.239 Typhus, how are you escaping this uh as hell opens beneath you? 01:34:11.600 --> 01:34:14.000 I've been in one of these situations before. 01:34:14.319 --> 01:34:15.279 You know what I'm about to do. 01:34:15.359 --> 01:34:22.560 I'm about to pop one of them long striders, just hit it, start running on all fours like the dog I am. 01:34:22.880 --> 01:34:28.960 What does that um whenever you cast spells, uh, because you are an artificer, right? 01:34:29.119 --> 01:34:30.720 How does that look for you? 01:34:31.279 --> 01:34:43.439 Uh you got the little uh got the little uh watch right there with the got with the cogs and the gears in it, and I give it the spin, slap it, and then uh from there, you know, the the go-go gadgets boots. 01:34:44.560 --> 01:34:45.760 The the the hand one. 01:34:46.239 --> 01:34:47.119 Amazing. 01:34:47.359 --> 01:34:48.479 Uh I like that. 01:34:48.640 --> 01:34:57.199 Uh and you are uh go ahead and roll with uh with advantage, I would imagine, because like long strider basically removes difficulty from terrain. 01:34:57.920 --> 01:34:58.800 Oh yeah. 01:34:59.039 --> 01:35:00.720 Well that is a 19. 01:35:01.279 --> 01:35:01.520 Okay. 01:35:03.840 --> 01:35:04.479 Amazing. 01:35:04.640 --> 01:35:05.359 I love that. 01:35:05.520 --> 01:35:20.720 Yeah, uh about to say you uh you open the various arcane channels that you have cultivated in your years of study of how cogs and fractals move within each other, uh, central to the intelligence of an artificer. 01:35:21.039 --> 01:35:32.960 And you uh are able to pivot that that power that you're channeling directly into your arcane-sensitive boots, which don't actually make you any faster, they just look cool. 01:35:33.039 --> 01:35:34.880 The the power comes from within. 01:35:35.600 --> 01:35:36.000 You know? 01:35:37.760 --> 01:35:42.960 Uh so this cobalt gets some like really cool like sparks flying off of the shoes. 01:35:43.039 --> 01:35:48.319 We're looking at like nice LED, like RGB lights going up them, flashing like a nice keyboard. 01:35:49.119 --> 01:35:53.680 But about to say, and then suddenly actually starts to like bolt forward. 01:35:55.279 --> 01:36:05.439 Uh even about say even uh taking uh strides ahead of uh Virgil, you see you see Typhus just without any care in the world, just booking it down. 01:36:07.359 --> 01:36:08.560 There he goes again. 01:36:09.039 --> 01:36:09.439 Yeah. 01:36:09.600 --> 01:36:11.840 Uh so you guys all begin going. 01:36:11.920 --> 01:36:34.239 You see as the crack uh begins like it looks like it turns right a little bit as you guys are running, uh, giving you guys a little bit more uh um a little bit more room, but you can see as it's as it's not in line with you guys, but it seems to be like speeding up, um almost catching up to you guys, but probably about 40 or 50 feet to your guys' right side. 01:36:34.399 --> 01:36:36.319 Um what do you guys want to do? 01:36:38.720 --> 01:36:51.680 I am wanting to uh look deep within me and and try to see if there's any sort of like God, like deity or or like energy of theater or something that I could reach out to. 01:36:54.159 --> 01:37:00.560 And for a moment you feel the pressure of the ocean above you. 01:37:01.119 --> 01:37:09.680 You are crushed into something so tiny and minuscule that you worry for a moment that you shall simply cease to be. 01:37:10.319 --> 01:37:21.760 But then in the distance, a small light that comes a little closer and a little closer, and you realize that though you are underwater, you don't need to breathe right now. 01:37:22.239 --> 01:37:35.199 And your patron, the fathomless one, leers its glassy, empty eyes towards you and says not yet. 01:37:40.159 --> 01:37:43.119 And then you pop back in to reality. 01:37:44.159 --> 01:37:53.359 You stumble and you're running uh for just that moment while you tap into the power of your patron uh and are summarily rejected by it. 01:37:55.600 --> 01:38:01.760 My patron doesn't know the power of yes and oh no.

01:38:07.119 --> 01:38:12.399 So uh what else are you gonna give strip stage guy? 01:38:13.520 --> 01:38:20.880 Um I I I think I'm so thrown by this sort of immediate denial that we actors are so used to. 01:38:21.039 --> 01:38:28.960 I'm just gonna kind of begin like uh sacheting, like some some some like nice, quick, like almost jazz walks. 01:38:29.359 --> 01:38:31.600 Because you've been training so much for the audition. 01:38:31.680 --> 01:38:33.359 It's it's your natural movement at this point. 01:38:33.439 --> 01:38:34.399 Yeah, exactly. 01:38:34.560 --> 01:38:34.800 Exactly. 01:38:35.520 --> 01:38:39.039 You do still have access to your like current spells and stuff like that. 01:38:39.279 --> 01:38:41.760 Yeah, um, uh just no direct intervention on the patron. 01:38:42.079 --> 01:38:45.760 No direct, they're just saying, I'm not carrying you through this. 01:38:45.920 --> 01:38:46.800 Yeah, exactly. 01:38:47.039 --> 01:38:47.760 Absolutely. 01:38:48.000 --> 01:38:50.399 Yeah, that's great. 01:38:50.560 --> 01:38:54.319 And I'm looking at these, and I'm just gonna keep such roll. 01:38:54.479 --> 01:38:57.920 Yeah, um uh with that rejection. 01:38:58.000 --> 01:39:02.239 Um, I just want you to roll me a uh a charisma save. 01:39:02.399 --> 01:39:04.720 Um yeah, I think that's fair. 01:39:05.760 --> 01:39:06.800 Um 17. 01:39:07.279 --> 01:39:07.680 17. 01:39:08.079 --> 01:39:08.399 There you go. 01:39:08.880 --> 01:39:19.199 Um, I mean, she's got it just two weeks ago, you got told no, probably about saving four times a day. 01:39:19.439 --> 01:39:21.600 And you're like, one more time? 01:39:22.000 --> 01:39:24.319 Nah, I'm keep pushing through. 01:39:24.479 --> 01:39:38.319 Um, so with that, uh, you keep pushing through, and you uh I mean you speed you haven't been able to access before in a while, just out of your pure gumption and uh out of your gut. 01:39:38.640 --> 01:39:48.800 Um uh yeah, you guys see as uh as this crack begins kind of uh slowly and slowly starting turn towards you guys. 01:39:51.920 --> 01:39:57.680 We have we have two more people, I believe, that have not successfully secured their safety. 01:39:57.840 --> 01:40:02.000 I I think for the wheel we have, but like we still want some narrative like juice for y'all. 01:40:02.079 --> 01:40:02.399 Come on. 01:40:02.640 --> 01:40:03.840 I'm just running. 01:40:04.479 --> 01:40:07.199 I'm like a really unbrainly runner. 01:40:07.359 --> 01:40:10.880 I'm a people guy, I can't talk to the ground. 01:40:12.560 --> 01:40:14.960 But you try, give me a persuasion check. 01:40:18.880 --> 01:40:19.520 Actually, you know what? 01:40:19.760 --> 01:40:20.159 I'll tell you what. 01:40:21.199 --> 01:40:24.159 Okay, you can't convince the ground, but you can convince yourself, alright? 01:40:24.399 --> 01:40:24.560 Yeah. 01:40:26.000 --> 01:40:29.279 I know we haven't run this far in a while. 01:40:29.760 --> 01:40:36.560 My lungs are doing good, I'm just not feeling as smooth and graceful as I used to. 01:40:37.039 --> 01:40:40.079 Put a little jazz in it. 01:40:40.560 --> 01:40:42.079 Jazz player, jazz. 01:40:43.039 --> 01:40:43.680 16. 01:40:44.000 --> 01:40:44.560 16. 01:40:45.119 --> 01:40:45.760 Amazing. 01:40:45.920 --> 01:40:46.560 Yeah. 01:40:46.880 --> 01:41:02.640 Uh with with that little bit of jazz, I'd say uh uh your your voice begins reverberating inside of the canyon uh as uh as you can hear it kind of jazz, jazz, jazz, jazz, just kind of echoing in there. 01:41:02.880 --> 01:41:17.439 Um as uh you see it uh take a hard uh hard left uh like directly behind you guys, but unfortunately, Virgil, you're still uh you're still behind where the crack is. 01:41:17.600 --> 01:41:24.159 Um and you can just see as the ground is just about to fall between you uh from below your feet. 01:41:25.199 --> 01:41:31.439 So I I see as even though I had a I felt like I had a good head start, everyone is past me. 01:41:31.600 --> 01:41:37.039 And I for a split second I'm like, what has happened in my life to get me to this point? 01:41:37.920 --> 01:41:41.119 How how did things screw up this bad? 01:41:41.439 --> 01:41:52.319 Give me a montage of five scenes from your life that uh you that come to mind as you're running like quick montages, like little glimpses into your past. 01:41:52.960 --> 01:42:00.960 So we go back a little a little a little earlier, where I'm stuck in a bullet train. 01:42:01.199 --> 01:42:09.760 I wake up with a cold sweat, I look up at the arcane LEDs that spread across that say what stop that we're at. 01:42:10.000 --> 01:42:12.079 I'm like, fuck, I missed my stop. 01:42:13.439 --> 01:42:21.359 And I press the and I and I pull on the emergency lever, and the bullet train forcefully stops in the middle of its journey. 01:42:21.680 --> 01:42:23.600 High, high above the area. 01:42:24.960 --> 01:42:30.479 In a cold sweat, I realize I panicked too much, but the doors are the emergency doors have already opened. 01:42:30.960 --> 01:42:39.199 And I am not one to be too embarrassed, so I decide to go and jump out of the bullet train. 01:42:40.319 --> 01:42:40.640 Hell yeah. 01:42:41.600 --> 01:42:42.000 Hell yeah. 01:42:42.239 --> 01:42:45.279 And with that, my next memory. 01:42:46.319 --> 01:42:50.560 I find myself lost in this brawling city. 01:42:51.279 --> 01:42:57.039 One of my first times, finally getting here, thinking that things will change, things will be different. 01:42:58.159 --> 01:42:59.760 But it just felt overwhelming. 01:43:00.319 --> 01:43:01.600 Absolutely overwhelming. 01:43:02.479 --> 01:43:11.439 Everything, the skyscrapers, every little piece and bit that made this city what it was, it was it it it felt like it would consume me whole. 01:43:12.880 --> 01:43:17.760 But a piece of me was like, I'm going to understand this city from the bottom to the top. 01:43:18.640 --> 01:43:20.640 And I'm going to make it my bitch. 01:43:21.199 --> 01:43:23.039 If it's the last thing I do.

01:43:25.279 --> 01:43:25.600 Wowie. 01:43:26.640 --> 01:43:30.159 The next thing I remember is Typhus. 01:43:31.439 --> 01:43:37.359 Typhus just absolutely insisting that I have to try this new bagel place. 01:43:37.600 --> 01:43:44.000 Absolutely insisting that I needed to try this new bagel place, and I had to tell him I did not want to go to this new bagel place. 01:43:44.319 --> 01:43:45.520 I do not want to go. 01:43:45.680 --> 01:43:47.600 I hate bagels, in fact. 01:43:48.479 --> 01:43:50.960 But we actually sat in there and we had a good time. 01:43:51.600 --> 01:43:54.239 And it's one of my fondest memories with Typhus. 01:43:54.640 --> 01:43:57.359 Where we actually could sit down and have a good meal together. 01:43:58.640 --> 01:44:03.760 My fourth memory! Oh, we're going to five. 01:44:04.000 --> 01:44:04.800 Are we going to five? 01:44:04.960 --> 01:44:05.600 Because I'm going. 01:44:05.920 --> 01:44:10.239 Oh, I thought give me like two words for each of these last memories. 01:44:10.479 --> 01:44:11.119 Yeah, sure. 01:44:11.279 --> 01:44:12.720 Uh, fourth memory. 01:44:12.960 --> 01:44:15.119 Um forest. 01:44:15.439 --> 01:44:16.159 Serene. 01:44:16.960 --> 01:44:18.159 And last memory. 01:44:19.520 --> 01:44:20.000 Cold. 01:44:20.800 --> 01:44:21.359 Dark. 01:44:23.600 --> 01:44:24.800 And you're back. 01:44:26.319 --> 01:44:30.880 What what what what has inspired you to survive from those memories, Virgil? 01:44:31.439 --> 01:44:32.960 That I never gave up. 01:44:35.279 --> 01:44:36.880 Give me a constitution check. 01:44:37.199 --> 01:44:37.520 Alright. 01:44:37.760 --> 01:44:41.439 Let's let's let's see if your physical fortitude matches your mental fortitude. 01:44:42.079 --> 01:44:43.439 That's a five. 01:44:46.479 --> 01:44:47.680 Oh my god. 01:44:49.199 --> 01:44:57.760 And then that's when you realize you never gave up, but you also haven't been falling down an endless canyon before. 01:44:58.000 --> 01:45:02.319 Um, how what how are you wanting to get out of this? 01:45:02.640 --> 01:45:03.840 How am I w well? 01:45:04.239 --> 01:45:04.560 Okay. 01:45:05.359 --> 01:45:08.479 So how far is Halbert Halbert from us? 01:45:08.720 --> 01:45:11.119 Actually, Halbert is with the rest of the group. 01:45:11.359 --> 01:45:14.239 You're um I behind him or is he in front of me? 01:45:14.399 --> 01:45:15.039 Uh Deefer. 01:45:15.359 --> 01:45:20.560 Deefer is uh is with the rest of the group safe as it as it uh turned right in front of you. 01:45:20.640 --> 01:45:24.239 You're here as the ground is slowly, we're like in slow motion. 01:45:24.399 --> 01:45:28.319 The ground is slowly beginning to fall uh from below your feet. 01:45:28.640 --> 01:45:32.800 It is worth noting though that as that ground falls, you start to fall behind. 01:45:32.960 --> 01:45:39.920 Ergo Deefer also starts to fall behind on those giant stilt legs of its right as the ground is crumbling underneath you. 01:45:42.000 --> 01:45:42.880 Alright. 01:45:43.920 --> 01:45:46.079 So I'm pretty close to him. 01:45:46.560 --> 01:45:47.119 His legs. 01:45:48.079 --> 01:45:50.159 You are everyone is within movement. 01:45:51.199 --> 01:45:51.520 Okay. 01:45:53.039 --> 01:46:10.000 I would like to as I'm tumbling, I would I would like to gr try to grab onto one of Deefer's legs in an attempt to not only springboard myself forward, but see if I can get Deefer to fall into the chasm behind me. 01:46:11.840 --> 01:46:12.159 Okay. 01:46:13.199 --> 01:46:17.760 Uh so you are you doing this just pure like willpower strength? 01:46:18.159 --> 01:46:24.479 With um I'm gonna say that that would be athletics or acrobatics. 01:46:26.399 --> 01:46:34.720 I'd I'd probably say athletics with uh you're trying to pull this uh one like half a ton or one ton creature into the ability. 01:46:34.960 --> 01:46:43.199 Because I will say this, as a as I have a powerful build as a fur bog, you count as one size larger when determining your carry capacity and weight you can push, drag, or lift. 01:46:43.520 --> 01:46:43.760 Okay. 01:46:46.319 --> 01:46:47.359 So yeah. 01:46:47.600 --> 01:46:55.279 So I I feel like it it it it it is possible, especially considering the loose footing that this this robot would be on. 01:46:55.520 --> 01:47:00.159 Yeah, because it's not like you need to throw the robot, you just need to get his foot to slide on uneven ground a little. 01:47:00.319 --> 01:47:00.560 Yeah. 01:47:00.720 --> 01:47:08.720 So and and and the robot being, you know, a robot, I can use that force I used to push the foot away to kind of pull myself forward. 01:47:09.279 --> 01:47:12.159 Sort of an a la give and take of force, if you will. 01:47:12.479 --> 01:47:12.960 Yeah. 01:47:13.279 --> 01:47:14.720 I think so. 01:47:14.960 --> 01:47:19.439 Uh we'll we'll set the the 12 is just a success you get to safety. 01:47:19.920 --> 01:47:24.560 17 uh you get to push deeper into the pit. 01:47:25.760 --> 01:47:26.079 Okay. 01:47:27.199 --> 01:47:27.760 Alright. 01:47:28.319 --> 01:47:29.199 Come on, Dice. 01:47:29.520 --> 01:47:32.000 You've been really, really terrible to me lately. 01:47:35.760 --> 01:47:38.960 That's uh wait, uh that is a oh hold on. 01:47:40.079 --> 01:47:48.560 So I'm I'm I'm going to say I'm not I haven't looked at what this calculates to yet, but I think I'm proficient in athletics. 01:47:48.960 --> 01:47:50.479 I would say I'm proficient in athletics. 01:47:50.720 --> 01:47:51.359 Yeah, absolutely. 01:47:51.600 --> 01:47:53.600 You seem like the kind of Webby, yeah, yeah. 01:47:53.920 --> 01:48:00.720 Um, so that'd be 14? 01:48:01.039 --> 01:48:01.840 Not quite enough. 01:48:02.560 --> 01:48:03.119 I think enough to survive. 01:48:04.239 --> 01:48:05.359 It is enough to survive. 01:48:05.520 --> 01:48:06.000 Yep. 01:48:06.399 --> 01:48:15.279 Enough to survive as you uh as you uh running like uh legless in the really bad Hobbit movies, uh start running on these rocks. 01:48:15.439 --> 01:48:28.079 Um as uh one of

legs, one of the deefer's legs kind of slips off of the back as he begins uh shifting his weight forward, you're able to reach just enough to uh grab that uh stretched out leg. 01:48:28.319 --> 01:48:42.000 And uh as he uh pulls his knee up and slingshots you forward, uh and you uh you guys all go uh get to safety, you uh you fall, get thrown, roll into the group. 01:48:42.159 --> 01:48:57.760 Um, as you see this crack continues going to your guys' left, um as you see just this uh uh this section of earth about the size of a city block just uh falls into hell. 01:48:58.399 --> 01:48:59.359 As it were. 01:49:02.560 --> 01:49:04.079 That's fucked. 01:49:06.960 --> 01:49:08.640 I've had worse auditions. 01:49:10.319 --> 01:49:12.079 Michael, you gotta draw a line in the sand. 01:49:12.319 --> 01:49:16.079 That's like the fifth time this year you've saved my life. 01:49:16.720 --> 01:49:18.880 Uh and I'll I'll never stop. 01:49:19.199 --> 01:49:21.840 I owe you too much to just let you die. 01:49:22.079 --> 01:49:24.560 Oh, no, your debt is more than paid. 01:49:24.800 --> 01:49:26.000 I assure you. 01:49:26.239 --> 01:49:27.600 Except for Kiss. 01:49:28.239 --> 01:49:29.680 No, actually, yeah, that's fine. 01:49:29.840 --> 01:49:31.520 Yeah, it was a pretty big save. 01:49:31.680 --> 01:49:33.359 We're we're not quite even yet. 01:49:33.680 --> 01:49:34.000 Okay. 01:49:34.479 --> 01:49:36.000 Okay, I I appreciate it. 01:49:36.079 --> 01:49:39.359 Because I'm not I'm not comfortable just get just giving up yet. 01:49:39.760 --> 01:49:42.640 I still have so much to repay. 01:49:42.880 --> 01:49:43.279 Yeah. 01:49:43.520 --> 01:49:47.199 I'm gonna go up to Blair and be like, Blair, I'm so glad we survived this way. 01:49:47.279 --> 01:49:50.239 We can still do our two person show about the Wright brothers. 01:49:50.319 --> 01:49:52.640 Wait, I don't know if the Wright Brothers exist in this year. 01:49:55.119 --> 01:49:58.720 The right brothers can The Wright Brothers. 01:50:00.239 --> 01:50:03.359 Who famously invented trains. 01:50:04.239 --> 01:50:04.880 That's true. 01:50:06.159 --> 01:50:06.720 It's true. 01:50:07.039 --> 01:50:09.840 Yeah, and it's spelled R Iight. 01:50:10.479 --> 01:50:11.439 Yeah, R-It. 01:50:11.680 --> 01:50:12.159 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:50:15.439 --> 01:50:21.760 Yeah, like the Wright brothers like a like a sacred right, not like a brothers. 01:50:22.000 --> 01:50:22.239 Yes. 01:50:23.439 --> 01:50:27.840 Blair, once we make it out of this, we gotta start really start upping our riding time on the weekends. 01:50:28.159 --> 01:50:28.560 It's true. 01:50:28.640 --> 01:50:29.039 It's true. 01:50:29.359 --> 01:50:32.800 I've got at least three people who have said they want to come. 01:50:33.119 --> 01:50:34.000 Oh stop. 01:50:34.800 --> 01:50:36.560 I have the same three people. 01:50:38.079 --> 01:50:47.359 And as you guys stand up, you guys uh find yourself um maybe just another hour away from the uh from the bridge. 01:50:47.600 --> 01:50:55.760 Uh and on your walks, uh uh you approach um underneath the bridge. 01:50:56.000 --> 01:50:57.840 Tim, I'll pass this one back to you. 01:50:58.000 --> 01:50:58.319 Okay. 01:50:58.880 --> 01:51:18.960 Uh as you begin to walk up to the bridge, uh so when the suburbs of the city fell into hell, uh that weirdly enough, uh I I I like to think of it as like everyone knows that it happened. 01:51:19.680 --> 01:51:27.520 Like for some reason, no one remembers even what the suburbs looked like, much less where they actually were. 01:51:27.760 --> 01:51:30.479 Everyone just knows that they're gone now. 01:51:30.640 --> 01:51:43.680 And it happened sometime recently, but they're not really sure when the last time they were even in the suburbs were, much less what happened after this hole uh suddenly appeared. 01:51:45.119 --> 01:51:51.920 Many people went missing, they're never found, but you couldn't find someone who knew any of the addresses from the suburbs. 01:51:52.079 --> 01:52:05.840 It's almost as if not only did this place physically descend into hell, but even any memory of it and its denizens have seemingly also fallen into a pit of the psyche from which they might not ever emerge. 01:52:06.720 --> 01:52:26.800 So looking at this bridge, it's interesting because the architecture of the bridge belies something almost simpler uh in its construction, more wooden planks and well taken care of rivets than it is grand marble and glass like you'd find in a lot of the metropolitan areas of the city. 01:52:27.199 --> 01:52:41.119 It implies that the people who lived out here in the suburbs perhaps meant to get away from a lot of that hustle and bustle in the city, but to what end now that there's nothing here to show for it, much less nothing to remember. 01:52:42.159 --> 01:52:54.159 But uh as you gaze at this bridge and it strikes you the sort of uncanny nature of being somewhere that shouldn't be, you see a figure begin to approach out of the darkness. 01:52:55.840 --> 01:53:00.720 Hey, Virgil, is that you what you're doing, cousin, and coming over and giving you a big hug. 01:53:00.880 --> 01:53:01.840 Uh it's Dirgil. 01:53:02.000 --> 01:53:05.039 You haven't seen Dirgil since like a couple of family reunions ago. 01:53:05.359 --> 01:53:16.880 And whenever it comes to fur bogs, uh cousins, it's almost assumed that everyone is in some way, uh, if not linked by genetics, linked by culture, right? 01:53:17.039 --> 01:53:22.880 So whereas a lot of cultures might say something like, you know, uh everyone is brothers and sisters, you know, siblings to each other spiritually. 01:53:23.039 --> 01:53:25.920 Everyone in furbog culture, they're they're more like cousins, you know. 01:53:26.079 --> 01:53:29.039 It's cool to see what they're doing every now and then when you check back in with them. 01:53:29.119 --> 01:53:33.840 But you know, if you don't talk to them for you know six months, a year, it's not like it's the end of the

world. 01:53:34.079 --> 01:53:34.880 Just like space. 01:53:36.159 --> 01:53:37.039 How's it going? 01:53:37.840 --> 01:53:40.960 Ah, Virgil, you know, just doing my thing. 01:53:41.359 --> 01:53:46.479 I uh I got a couple of uh really cool little doodads I got if you want to take a look at them. 01:53:48.000 --> 01:53:49.680 Sure, that yeah, that'd be great. 01:53:49.760 --> 01:53:52.720 Actually, uh we um wanted to talk a little bit. 01:53:52.880 --> 01:53:55.760 There there was this um particular thing we were looking for. 01:53:56.000 --> 01:53:56.720 Hey, hold on. 01:53:56.800 --> 01:53:58.319 Who the fuck's that little guy? 01:53:58.880 --> 01:54:03.039 No one, no one's no no no, I know who you are. 01:54:04.319 --> 01:54:09.680 I told you never to come around these parts again if I ever saw your face, your little dog dragon face. 01:54:10.000 --> 01:54:10.800 Oh god. 01:54:14.159 --> 01:54:20.960 As you see another uh fur bulg uh that's uh that has uh pulled around behind you guys. 01:54:21.119 --> 01:54:22.239 Um, I got him. 01:54:22.399 --> 01:54:25.279 Uh, and goes and just stands above you, Typhus. 01:54:25.680 --> 01:54:27.039 Uh, thanks, Gurgdul. 01:54:27.119 --> 01:54:28.800 I know that you always got my back. 01:54:29.920 --> 01:54:30.960 Yeah, yeah. 01:54:31.279 --> 01:54:34.319 Oh, go ahead and uh hold that little dude down. 01:54:34.399 --> 01:54:36.319 I don't want him taking anything from us again. 01:54:36.479 --> 01:54:45.840 After all, last time he's the one that stole that very important thing that I had just been sold, which is why I know that was my engagement ring, right? 01:54:48.560 --> 01:54:48.880 Right? 01:54:50.000 --> 01:54:51.119 Uh you know that, right? 01:54:51.680 --> 01:54:52.079 There's nothing. 01:54:52.479 --> 01:54:53.680 That was my engagement ring. 01:54:53.840 --> 01:54:54.960 I had to postpone it. 01:54:55.039 --> 01:54:56.479 I had a whole reservation. 01:54:56.640 --> 01:55:03.840 I had it took me two months to get that reservation, and then I had to postpone it because I didn't have a ring. 01:55:04.159 --> 01:55:07.760 I'm gonna tell you, I spent two months on that pipe bomb I was working on. 01:55:07.920 --> 01:55:14.560 I needed a little facet that was that size, and I just it was really it's really difficult to come across parts. 01:55:14.880 --> 01:55:16.319 Well, to extend no. 01:55:17.279 --> 01:55:18.880 You made a pipe bomb? 01:55:20.079 --> 01:55:22.720 Guys, guys, okay, Typhus is cool, alright? 01:55:23.039 --> 01:55:24.960 He's he's been he's been working on himself. 01:55:25.039 --> 01:55:29.119 He's really he's um that box been working on pipe bobs. 01:55:29.600 --> 01:55:31.119 It's worse like to me. 01:55:31.760 --> 01:55:32.560 Shut the fuck up. 01:55:32.960 --> 01:55:34.720 Actually, we have been working on ourselves. 01:55:34.880 --> 01:55:39.039 Speaking of which, here's our parole officer that's currently supervising us. 01:55:39.359 --> 01:55:46.239 Yeah, and then uh they both uh Gergil and Durgil like kind of glance over. 01:55:47.600 --> 01:55:50.720 You brought one of the clockwork enforcers here. 01:55:50.880 --> 01:55:53.119 What the fuck do you think you're doing? 01:55:54.079 --> 01:55:56.000 Look, I we we we had no choice, alright? 01:55:56.800 --> 01:56:01.359 We're looking for an artifact, and if we don't find this artifact, we are going to fuckil. 01:56:01.439 --> 01:56:03.439 Girl, come over here, get over here, Girl, Gurgil. 01:56:03.520 --> 01:56:04.640 Yeah, we're talking about the artifact. 01:56:07.840 --> 01:56:09.279 Guys, stop talking amongst yourselves. 01:56:09.359 --> 01:56:10.000 We're right here. 01:56:13.279 --> 01:56:20.880 No, I I know, I know we paid really good money for it, and it and it, you know, it just I mean it's die, you know. 01:56:21.680 --> 01:56:27.600 Yeah, I know, but like, even if you really consider like the ethical implications of like look, we invested a lot of capital into this thing, right? 01:56:27.680 --> 01:56:31.199 And I have to really consider whether or not that capital is worth these six people dying right now. 01:56:32.079 --> 01:56:34.079 And like that was enough for like a security deposit somewhere. 01:56:34.159 --> 01:56:34.720 So like I don't know. 01:56:35.760 --> 01:56:42.239 How much would you pay for a warhim thing guy? 01:56:44.880 --> 01:56:46.720 You're talking about the sorry, what was that? 01:56:47.039 --> 01:56:47.520 Deefer? 01:56:47.920 --> 01:56:51.039 Could we you talk about the Halbert 4-4? 01:56:52.079 --> 01:56:56.800 Yeah, so how much do one of those go for, say on the on the black market or any color market? 01:57:00.399 --> 01:57:01.520 Tell me, big guy. 01:57:02.479 --> 01:57:03.680 Uh tell me, big guy. 01:57:03.840 --> 01:57:04.880 He looks at Deefer. 01:57:05.119 --> 01:57:09.279 Uh you uh looks kinda like it. 01:57:09.520 --> 01:57:10.159 Looks around. 01:57:10.399 --> 01:57:12.560 You connected to the network right now. 01:57:13.520 --> 01:57:19.520 The mainframe is That's his partner. 01:57:20.239 --> 01:57:21.600 They're very much in love. 01:57:22.000 --> 01:57:23.840 He never finishes the sentence. 01:57:24.000 --> 01:57:24.479 No, no, no. 01:57:24.640 --> 01:57:25.199 He does. 01:57:25.439 --> 01:57:33.920 He's he'll he'll go around back uh and he'll he'll kinda uh he's gonna let me just uh give a quick roll. 01:57:34.239 --> 01:57:46.720 Uh yeah, no, it uh he looks like he uh just really um uh with a slide of hand like disconnects like a quick panel and he peeks inside. 01:57:47.439 --> 01:57:48.159 He's remote. 01:57:48.479 --> 01:57:50.399 He's not connected, he's not surveilled. 01:57:52.560 --> 01:57:53.039 Whoa. 01:57:53.600 --> 01:57:53.920 Oh? 01:57:54.159 --> 01:57:57.119 So this hey Yeah. 01:57:58.319 --> 01:58:01.119 Alright, alright, I can pick an updating putting down to that Gergil. 01:58:01.439 --> 01:58:02.159 No, no, no. 01:58:02.239 --> 01:58:05.439 I mean yeah, no, I mean the artifact is taken out of

here. 01:58:09.119 --> 01:58:12.239 No, that thing could go for the tree of the artifacts. 01:58:12.640 --> 01:58:13.119 That's what I'm saying. 01:58:13.199 --> 01:58:14.880 That's like three security deposits. 01:58:15.279 --> 01:58:16.000 Yeah, yeah. 01:58:16.159 --> 01:58:18.560 We could get a more safe way of getting out of here. 01:58:18.960 --> 01:58:19.760 Yeah, I like that. 01:58:20.000 --> 01:58:21.039 Here, I'll tell you what. 01:58:21.279 --> 01:58:23.520 Let's see if we can pull a fast one on these guys. 01:58:23.840 --> 01:58:25.199 Alright, folks. 01:58:25.359 --> 01:58:29.920 And look, I've been thinking, we've been we've been doing some value propositions on the side over here. 01:58:30.000 --> 01:58:37.359 Uh I don't want you to think that we were doing anything untowards, of course, but what we decided is now that you mention it, this what what'd you call him? 01:58:37.520 --> 01:58:38.000 Deefer? 01:58:38.399 --> 01:58:46.960 Uh this deefer seems as though it would be a pretty a pretty good little trade for um for for what exactly are y'all looking for out of it? 01:58:47.039 --> 01:58:48.960 Just out of curiosity. 01:58:49.439 --> 01:58:50.800 Oh, an artifact. 01:58:51.039 --> 01:58:54.560 Yeah, the artifact my cousin Muffin sold his soldier. 01:58:55.039 --> 01:58:56.800 The titular artifact? 01:58:59.039 --> 01:59:03.119 Really kind of still up in the air what the artifact is. 01:59:03.279 --> 01:59:09.760 We've had some theories that was in the group circulating around, but honestly, I would prefer an array of artifacts. 01:59:11.119 --> 01:59:13.760 Are they talking about that bomb that we picked up the other week? 01:59:14.159 --> 01:59:16.079 Yeah, I think they're probably thinking talking about that bong. 01:59:16.319 --> 01:59:17.199 They're probably talking about that bong. 01:59:17.359 --> 01:59:18.720 It doesn't tarnish or anything. 01:59:18.960 --> 01:59:19.520 Yeah, yeah. 01:59:19.840 --> 01:59:24.239 It might be but the artifact you guys are they saying bomb or bomb? 01:59:24.560 --> 01:59:25.199 I make bombs. 01:59:25.600 --> 01:59:27.920 Bong, the thing we smoked out of in college. 01:59:28.159 --> 01:59:33.760 I kind of think Arnold, you know it's definitely not the bomb. 01:59:34.560 --> 01:59:38.880 It's it's not the bug that I sold you later. 01:59:39.119 --> 01:59:42.880 It's what I sold you guys a few months before that. 01:59:43.119 --> 01:59:58.960 Oh, you mean this and uh the procures out of nowhere uh something that looks like a tiny puzzle box, and then uh Dirgil's going to look over at Gurgil and give a big one of these artifacts, right? 02:00:00.000 --> 02:00:01.119 Wait, I sorry. 02:00:02.159 --> 02:00:02.479 Oh. 02:00:04.560 --> 02:00:06.399 One of these artifacts, this artifact, right? 02:00:06.800 --> 02:00:07.600 That artifact. 02:00:07.920 --> 02:00:08.960 Yeah, that guy right there. 02:00:09.359 --> 02:00:10.720 This one's the one you're talking about, right? 02:00:10.800 --> 02:00:13.680 Yeah, we'll trade this for this uh this D for fella you got. 02:00:14.079 --> 02:00:17.600 I would like to roll insight on my two cousins. 02:00:18.479 --> 02:00:19.520 Yeah, go for it. 02:00:20.239 --> 02:00:21.760 Can I provide the help action? 02:00:21.840 --> 02:00:30.319 Because I've I've pulled one over on uh these motherfuckers, and I know for a fact that they would pull some stupid shit. 02:00:30.560 --> 02:00:31.520 Was it the winking? 02:00:31.840 --> 02:00:32.960 Was that what gave it away? 02:00:33.199 --> 02:00:35.119 No, they're just pieces of shit. 02:00:36.479 --> 02:00:39.119 It might just be an artifact that makes you wink. 02:00:39.359 --> 02:00:41.920 Um so uh how does the help action work? 02:00:42.000 --> 02:00:43.600 Or do like you advantage. 02:00:45.600 --> 02:00:46.560 Alright, come on. 02:00:47.920 --> 02:00:50.880 Yeah, Virgil, I don't know if I would trust your cousins or not. 02:00:50.960 --> 02:00:55.439 I mean, I lied to them when I sold them the artifact, but I don't think they're being straight with us right now. 02:00:55.680 --> 02:00:57.199 Alright, I 16. 02:00:58.800 --> 02:00:59.920 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. 02:01:00.000 --> 02:01:02.560 No, definitely it isn't just the winks. 02:01:02.640 --> 02:01:05.439 Like these guys uh they've never been honest a day in their life. 02:01:05.520 --> 02:01:07.600 They ain't being honest now, you know it. 02:01:08.239 --> 02:01:10.399 Alright, guys, now hang on a moment. 02:01:12.000 --> 02:01:15.119 Did they say that the that Deefer is remote? 02:01:15.199 --> 02:01:17.439 He's not connected to the mainframe at all. 02:01:19.359 --> 02:01:21.039 Well, uh not currently. 02:01:21.199 --> 02:01:22.319 He's a remote unit. 02:01:22.560 --> 02:01:26.960 We're out of range of the radius of the the main uh main uh units. 02:01:27.039 --> 02:01:27.760 That's why he's so big. 02:01:28.000 --> 02:01:32.960 So you're telling me that we could that he actually we could just cut and run and he wouldn't have to. 02:01:33.680 --> 02:01:35.840 Oh no, he'll blow you the bits before you meet him. 02:01:36.000 --> 02:01:36.640 Yeah, I know he's gonna be able to do it. 02:01:37.760 --> 02:01:38.239 Absolute bits. 02:01:38.960 --> 02:01:41.199 I don't even right to hell. 02:01:41.359 --> 02:01:41.680 Yeah. 02:01:43.279 --> 02:01:43.760 Bits. 02:01:44.239 --> 02:01:44.479 Okay. 02:01:45.199 --> 02:01:47.600 A bunch of little fireproof bits, you know? 02:01:49.439 --> 02:01:50.239 So what do you say? 02:01:50.399 --> 02:01:51.359 We got a deal. 02:01:51.680 --> 02:01:54.000 You two, I know you're full of shit. 02:01:55.279 --> 02:01:55.920 I got us. 02:01:56.079 --> 02:01:57.039 Alright, Virgil. 02:01:57.199 --> 02:01:57.520 Alright. 02:01:58.720 --> 02:02:04.079 You're talking about this artifact, and he pulls out like the same box he just like changed hands behind his back. 02:02:04.399 --> 02:02:05.439 It's the same thing. 02:02:05.760 --> 02:02:06.800 I think the same box. 02:02:07.600 -->

02:02:11.840 I want to grab that puzzle box and fucking chuck it into the abyss. 02:02:14.399 --> 02:02:16.399 Hey, Dirgil. 02:02:17.119 --> 02:02:17.600 Alright. 02:02:17.840 --> 02:02:19.279 They just threw my box, man. 02:02:19.600 --> 02:02:20.319 I I know. 02:02:20.560 --> 02:02:22.000 Virgil, that was my fucking box. 02:02:22.319 --> 02:02:25.840 I am going to die if you two do not help me with this, alright? 02:02:26.000 --> 02:02:29.119 If we're fucking cousins, then you fucking help me. 02:02:30.000 --> 02:02:30.479 Alright. 02:02:30.720 --> 02:02:33.279 Does that mean you'll owe us a favor? 02:02:35.520 --> 02:02:36.800 I'll owe you a favor. 02:02:37.279 --> 02:02:38.239 Don't do it, Blair. 02:02:38.399 --> 02:02:40.560 These guys you owe us a favor, perfect. 02:02:41.359 --> 02:02:44.560 Virgil, remember what they said about favors between cousins. 02:02:45.600 --> 02:02:46.560 Dead forever. 02:02:46.800 --> 02:02:47.760 There forever. 02:02:47.920 --> 02:02:49.279 Just like cousinhood. 02:02:49.520 --> 02:02:51.600 Wait, but I wasn't the one that said it. 02:02:52.960 --> 02:02:54.319 We'll take care of this for you. 02:02:54.479 --> 02:03:12.479 And uh uh uh Dirgil's gonna like walk around to the edge in like that same panel that Gurgil was looking at earlier, is just going to like pull a small vial out of like uh a little pocket in his loosely fitting pinstriped, um, but very, very dirty like slacks. 02:03:12.640 --> 02:03:36.880 And he's just going to uh like it sounds like a little and then he just drops the vial in, and then there is a small explosion followed by rancid blue smoke as uh the Halbert 44 unit uh absolutely starts to melt down on the inside until this is the function and uh it still it topples over on its uh large stilts. 02:03:37.680 --> 02:03:40.960 It killed the how are we gonna use it now? 02:03:42.159 --> 02:03:43.840 You know, I didn't ever really thought about it. 02:03:43.920 --> 02:03:46.560 I didn't think it'd be that I didn't think it'd be like that. 02:03:46.720 --> 02:03:49.680 I thought it was just gonna like fucking Oh my oh my god. 02:03:49.920 --> 02:03:51.439 Well, let me see the bottle. 02:03:51.680 --> 02:03:52.560 Let me see the bottle you use. 02:03:52.640 --> 02:03:53.039 Let me see the bottom. 02:03:54.319 --> 02:03:56.000 I'm gonna hand you another one. 02:03:57.840 --> 02:03:59.199 What was this the wrong one? 02:03:59.359 --> 02:04:00.560 Yeah, this is the wrong one. 02:04:00.640 --> 02:04:03.279 You're supposed to use the one that's the size of a pee. 02:04:04.479 --> 02:04:06.960 Oh right, the P one, the P one. 02:04:07.039 --> 02:04:08.000 You mentioned the P one. 02:04:08.079 --> 02:04:08.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 02:04:09.119 --> 02:04:10.079 The P one, the P one. 02:04:10.800 --> 02:04:12.079 It's um well. 02:04:12.640 --> 02:04:14.079 You think they're gonna be mad? 02:04:14.880 --> 02:04:16.399 We killed a cop, yeah, probably. 02:04:19.279 --> 02:04:19.920 That's true. 02:04:21.119 -->

02:04:24.720 At least we got a favor out of it, and you know what they say about favors between cousins? 02:04:25.119 --> 02:04:28.560 We we we might be able to be able to just. 02:04:29.199 --> 02:04:30.640 I wasn't the one that made the favor. 02:04:31.119 --> 02:04:31.680 Uh yeah. 02:04:31.840 --> 02:04:33.520 Well, anyway, uh that was that was a lot of fun. 02:04:33.600 --> 02:04:34.720 Good doing business with y'all. 02:04:34.800 --> 02:04:38.640 Uh the fact we need the artifact. 02:04:39.039 --> 02:04:39.760 Oh, you mean this? 02:04:39.840 --> 02:04:41.520 And he pulls out another puzzle box. 02:04:41.840 --> 02:04:42.800 Shut up. 02:04:43.039 --> 02:04:44.000 That's the edge of the book. 02:04:44.319 --> 02:04:51.359 This one's a this one's a illusion, and then you just uh no, yeah, no. 02:04:51.439 --> 02:04:52.960 I mean, it's inside. 02:04:53.039 --> 02:04:53.600 It's inside. 02:04:53.680 --> 02:04:56.399 We'll uh we'll uh we can show it to you. 02:04:56.640 --> 02:04:57.199 Yeah, yeah. 02:04:57.279 --> 02:04:58.479 Just uh just come with us. 02:04:58.560 --> 02:05:05.840 And they're both going to uh step backwards off the the the ledge that's immediately behind the bridge and just fall. 02:05:07.680 --> 02:05:08.640 No way. 02:05:08.880 --> 02:05:11.279 Your cousins are fucking nuts, Virgil. 02:05:11.760 --> 02:05:14.000 I'd go I go to look down where they fell. 02:05:16.000 --> 02:05:26.880 Uh you can see that about 35 feet down or so, there's a small inlet, and just as you peek over, you can see them both uh do their it's not misty step. 02:05:26.960 --> 02:05:28.399 What do Furwalls have? 02:05:28.880 --> 02:05:31.039 Uh they a hidden step, right? 02:05:31.439 --> 02:05:33.039 I don't have that, but right now at least. 02:05:33.199 --> 02:05:34.159 Oh no, I do have hidden step. 02:05:34.239 --> 02:05:35.279 Oh my god, I have hidden step. 02:05:35.439 --> 02:05:41.760 I'll say that you can you can watch them sort of like teleport themselves backwards what appears to be straight into the cliff face. 02:05:43.840 --> 02:05:44.159 Okay. 02:05:44.640 --> 02:05:46.000 I fall straight off. 02:05:46.319 --> 02:05:51.439 It'd be rude not to we don't want to be bad guess, and I step off too. 02:05:52.880 --> 02:05:55.520 Alright, well, guess what we're going right off the edge. 02:05:56.239 --> 02:05:57.840 This is uh crazy. 02:05:58.880 --> 02:06:09.279 Uh everyone who steps off, you find yourself colliding with an in like what appears to be just a straight up invisible wall about 30 like that that same distance down. 02:06:09.520 --> 02:06:14.800 Uh and uh that's going to hurt, I think, at least most of you. 02:06:15.039 --> 02:06:16.640 Hey, I landed a little bit. 02:06:16.960 --> 02:06:17.279 Yeah. 02:06:17.520 --> 02:06:24.239 Uh if you if you want to roll, if you want to roll acrobatics to see how gracefully, just for the narrative's sake, uh you land. 02:06:24.880 --> 02:06:26.319 About say most of you. 02:06:26.479 --> 02:06:28.239 I

again, we'll we'll let's see how it goes. 02:06:28.319 --> 02:06:28.880 Let's see how it goes. 02:06:28.960 --> 02:06:30.079 Yeah, we'll do this in order. 02:06:30.399 --> 02:06:31.119 Dude, watch it. 02:06:31.600 --> 02:06:32.479 Oh my dice. 02:06:32.800 --> 02:06:34.720 Is everyone just jumping down? 02:06:35.039 --> 02:06:36.640 Uh I'm gonna climb. 02:06:36.880 --> 02:06:38.239 Oh, typhus, you go. 02:06:38.399 --> 02:06:40.880 I I was gonna ask if I could hit a quick feather fall. 02:06:41.119 --> 02:06:42.159 Oh, really? 02:06:42.560 --> 02:06:43.359 Oh, hell yeah. 02:06:43.600 --> 02:06:44.560 Can you hit everyone? 02:06:46.079 --> 02:06:48.560 Is it that AoE spell we're talking about? 02:06:49.600 --> 02:06:50.720 Yeah, yeah. 02:06:51.760 --> 02:06:56.640 Uh I'm gonna carefully uh climb down. 02:06:56.960 --> 02:06:57.359 All right. 02:06:57.520 --> 02:06:58.000 You gotcha. 02:06:58.159 --> 02:07:06.399 Um you yeah, you you see that um as Typhus jumps off, and I think uh Sylvia and Blair uh jump off as well. 02:07:06.640 --> 02:07:24.960 You guys are all start plummeting and then you go to like a slow kind of uh um glide down as the rest of you guys see these little uh these little uh clockwork like birds, uh like illusions kind of fluttering around you guys. 02:07:27.439 --> 02:07:29.439 Oh well crap, should I not have climbed down? 02:07:29.840 --> 02:07:30.399 Yeah, whatever. 02:07:30.640 --> 02:07:39.680 Yeah, about to say by the time you make it down, everyone's like you about to say uh whenever everyone makes it to that bottom, like sort of invisible plane, and Arnold, uh, did you jump down as well or are you just sort of looking? 02:07:40.239 --> 02:07:42.000 Arnold was going to climb down. 02:07:42.079 --> 02:07:45.039 He's got the he's got the claws and the he's got the body for climbing. 02:07:45.680 --> 02:07:47.039 He would have climbed 100%. 02:07:47.359 --> 02:07:48.079 Yeah, hell yeah. 02:07:48.239 --> 02:08:11.119 Uh all right, well you know, y'all manage to make it down uh all in one piece, and you see that inset into this cliff face is in fact what appears to be a simple door that has simple iron hinges, and whenever Durgil and Gurgil open it up, it appears to be into a seemingly normal room in a seemingly normal house. 02:08:13.359 --> 02:08:13.920 Oh no. 02:08:15.840 --> 02:08:17.199 I'm gonna stroll in. 02:08:18.880 --> 02:08:20.079 Yeah, it makes no sense. 02:08:20.159 --> 02:08:20.319 Yeah. 02:08:20.720 --> 02:08:25.039 You walk in and you go, This place seems really familiar. 02:08:25.600 --> 02:08:37.039 Something about it as you pass through that door awakens something in your mind that you can't quite figure out what it was, but uh at least you feel pretty pretty safe here. 02:08:38.399 --> 02:08:44.399 Is this where I went to that weird casting director's dinner where everyone took off their clothes and began doing the Mac Arena? 02:08:44.800 --> 02:08:46.880 That wasn't a casting director thing. 02:08:46.960 -->

02:08:47.920 That was a different thing. 02:08:48.079 --> 02:08:49.760 We told you not to go to that. 02:08:50.079 --> 02:08:54.479 Oh must have repressed that. 02:08:56.159 --> 02:08:59.520 Maybe it's better to remember it as a casting director thing. 02:08:59.680 --> 02:08:59.840 Yeah. 02:09:00.159 --> 02:09:00.880 Yes, you're right. 02:09:01.119 --> 02:09:02.399 Memory edited. 02:09:03.039 --> 02:09:03.920 Amazing. 02:09:04.159 --> 02:09:16.319 Uh inside this room, it appears as though, like, for all intents and purposes, it looks like a pretty cookie-cutter house, one of many that must have existed in these suburbs whenever uh they were still topside. 02:09:16.800 --> 02:09:18.479 Whenever they were still topside. 02:09:19.039 --> 02:09:21.600 Surely they must still be topside, right? 02:09:22.000 --> 02:09:31.439 You are in the suburbs, and the suburbs are your mind aches a little bit too much as you go to think about something perhaps better left unsaid. 02:09:31.520 --> 02:09:37.279 You are safe here, and as Gurgil and Dirgil shut the door behind the party as you all make it in. 02:09:38.159 --> 02:09:40.960 They uh they share a knowing glance between each other. 02:09:41.359 --> 02:09:42.560 Give me drinks. 02:09:42.720 --> 02:09:45.600 I've been walking for like six hours and I'm ahead for the fridge. 02:09:47.840 --> 02:09:48.399 Right about now. 02:09:48.560 --> 02:09:49.199 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 02:09:49.279 --> 02:09:54.000 Uh there's uh don't take my wiser that's in there. 02:09:54.079 --> 02:09:58.079 I got skimweiser light, and it's hard to get. 02:10:00.159 --> 02:10:01.279 Oh boy. 02:10:02.640 --> 02:10:04.880 Otherwise, there's three gallons of milk, so. 02:10:05.199 --> 02:10:05.680 Alright. 02:10:06.159 --> 02:10:07.199 I think that's all there is in there. 02:10:13.199 --> 02:10:15.199 As you guys wait! 02:10:17.039 --> 02:10:17.600 Alright. 02:10:17.840 --> 02:10:24.319 Um, and they they seem to be talking over uh over just uh I'd I'd say kind of in their hallway. 02:10:24.800 --> 02:10:25.359 Alright. 02:10:27.680 --> 02:10:31.680 I think we just take them to the I mean they're looking for the cuter. 02:10:32.560 --> 02:10:32.960 Yeah. 02:10:33.199 --> 02:10:33.760 Yeah, yeah. 02:10:33.920 --> 02:10:34.640 I mean, obviously. 02:10:34.720 --> 02:10:35.840 I mean, what else would they be working for? 02:10:36.079 --> 02:10:41.760 That's I mean, that was that big box that uh muffins sent us or whatever he sold us. 02:10:42.159 --> 02:10:42.319 Yeah. 02:10:43.600 --> 02:10:44.640 I'll tell you what. 02:10:44.800 --> 02:10:48.880 Uh realistically, we can just let Muffin decide what to deal with them. 02:10:49.199 --> 02:10:51.600 I mean Muffin's the boss. 02:10:52.319 --> 02:10:53.119 Muffins here? 02:10:54.479 --> 02:10:56.159 You mean Muffin's the top? 02:10:59.039 --> 02:11:02.159 Gergil, I'm afraid that we have a couple of flies on the wall. 02:11:02.239 --> 02:11:04.800 Uh tell you what, why don't y'all come with us down? 02:11:04.880 --> 02:11:06.640 We we want we have somebody we want y'all to meet. 02:11:06.720 --> 02:11:09.359 Some somebody that I think will clear up a lot of things for you. 02:11:09.680 --> 02:11:10.159 Perfect. 02:11:10.319 --> 02:11:10.960 Come on. 02:11:11.279 --> 02:11:11.840 Alright. 02:11:12.479 --> 02:11:13.119 Hang on a minute. 02:11:15.359 --> 02:11:17.760 Who sold the artifact to the muffin originally? 02:11:18.079 --> 02:11:18.399 Me. 02:11:18.640 --> 02:11:19.039 Arnold. 02:11:19.359 --> 02:11:19.600 That's right. 02:11:19.840 --> 02:11:20.159 Arnold. 02:11:20.479 --> 02:11:24.000 What can you what can you tell us, Arnold, about um about this muffin? 02:11:24.079 --> 02:11:26.319 Is he is he a swathy fellow? 02:11:26.640 --> 02:11:28.000 He's a dick. 02:11:28.479 --> 02:11:35.520 He's my second most famous cousin, and he kind of thinks he's better than everyone just because he's like a year older than us. 02:11:35.760 --> 02:11:44.560 And like, yeah, he's like he kind of got into like selling illegal stuff on the black market before all of us did, and he kind of like held it over everyone's head. 02:11:44.640 --> 02:11:48.079 He's like, Oh, if you want to get selling stuff in the black market, you gotta do it through me. 02:11:48.159 --> 02:11:49.119 And I was like, Come on, man. 02:11:49.199 --> 02:11:50.720 I'm like trying to build start my own car. 02:11:51.039 --> 02:11:53.199 Yeah, he's he's an asshole. 02:11:53.760 --> 02:11:55.680 That's buffing for you, though. 02:11:56.399 --> 02:11:58.319 Looks like we all have asshole cousins. 02:11:58.560 --> 02:11:59.600 Yeah, no kidding. 02:12:00.640 --> 02:12:02.800 You can say that again. 02:12:03.439 --> 02:12:14.479 As the as they open the front door, what would be the front door to the house, you see that it actually does, in fact, open up to what appears to be clear skies, houses as far as the eye can see. 02:12:14.720 --> 02:12:19.439 This is the realm of suburbia as you remember it. 02:12:19.520 --> 02:12:23.279 And you find yourself definitely remembering it. 02:12:23.439 --> 02:12:26.159 Hell, there's that bridge, the one that connects to the city. 02:12:26.239 --> 02:12:27.600 It's within sight. 02:12:30.640 --> 02:12:31.199 Wait a minute. 02:12:31.439 --> 02:12:32.079 Wait a minute. 02:12:34.239 --> 02:12:34.880 Come on, y'all. 02:12:34.960 --> 02:12:36.560 We got somebody you need to meet. 02:12:39.359 --> 02:12:39.680 Okay. 02:12:41.119 --> 02:12:46.560 How are we wait I but uh oh god. 02:12:50.319 --> 02:12:51.520 Onward and upward. 02:12:51.760 --> 02:12:53.119 Onward and upward. 02:12:54.319 --> 02:12:56.399 So I'm sure y'all guys all heard the rumors, right? 02:12:56.640 --> 02:13:01.119 Uh Gergil, yeah, I remember whenever you first uh you slipped down here through the cracks. 02:13:01.359 --> 02:13:03.439 Oh yeah, the suburbs went to hell. 02:13:03.520 --> 02:13:04.880 That's what they all say. 02:13:08.159 --> 02:13:08.640 Yeah, sorry. 02:13:08.800 -->

02:13:10.079 I thought it was like literal. 02:13:10.239 --> 02:13:11.039 Oh, it is. 02:13:11.119 --> 02:13:12.000 Never mind. 02:13:12.880 --> 02:13:16.239 Look, all I know is when I'm here, I feel safe. 02:13:16.319 --> 02:13:18.800 And whenever I'm safe, I can make better deals. 02:13:18.960 --> 02:13:20.880 So I'd rather be here than in the city. 02:13:21.039 --> 02:13:23.359 I can't say I've ever felt safe there. 02:13:24.000 --> 02:13:24.640 Hmm. 02:13:27.840 --> 02:13:29.039 Are y'all coming or what? 02:13:29.359 --> 02:13:29.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 02:13:30.720 --> 02:13:31.760 I'm already walking in. 02:13:32.079 --> 02:13:33.359 Where's the muffman? 02:13:33.520 --> 02:13:34.239 Does he like that? 02:13:34.319 --> 02:13:34.960 Should I call him that? 02:13:37.680 --> 02:13:41.760 He started trying to call himself that like back when we were in high school, and it didn't really take off. 02:13:41.840 --> 02:13:48.000 So if you bring that up unwarranted or like unprompted, that'll yeah, that actually probably sweeten the deal for us. 02:13:49.119 --> 02:13:50.079 Write that down. 02:13:50.399 --> 02:13:53.840 Yes, and that's workshop the muffin man versus the muffin man. 02:13:54.079 --> 02:13:56.960 Yeah, the muffin man that sounds more singular. 02:13:57.520 --> 02:13:58.640 Yeah, the muffman. 02:13:59.680 --> 02:14:01.039 Not the muffin man. 02:14:01.359 --> 02:14:01.920 Different thing. 02:14:02.079 --> 02:14:03.760 He's not gonna like the muffin band. 02:14:04.720 --> 02:14:06.720 Try both ways and we'll see which one he takes. 02:14:06.960 --> 02:14:08.720 Try it, try the buff band first. 02:14:08.880 --> 02:14:10.399 Yeah, maybe things have changed. 02:14:10.479 --> 02:14:37.279 Uh you guys are taken to uh the the house next door, uh, and uh this uh this is a this is a large house, a nice big uh I'd probably say a bit more of a like a modest uh uh like three-story built three-story house uh with this uh nice big tall uh picket fence around the back side of it. 02:14:37.520 --> 02:14:52.800 Uh and uh Gurgil and Dirgil take you around to the side of the house, open up one of uh the gates there, and you guys see this nice big lush uh garden. 02:14:53.359 --> 02:15:01.439 Uh and uh Arnold, you see your cousin mittens tending to this garden. 02:15:04.000 --> 02:15:05.279 Where's Muffin? 02:15:05.840 --> 02:15:06.800 Mittens. 02:15:07.039 --> 02:15:13.439 Muffins, sorry, sorry, Muffins is there, mittens is there, mittens is there. 02:15:13.520 --> 02:15:14.960 Yeah, Mittens is also there. 02:15:15.920 --> 02:15:22.640 Mittens, uh your other cousin that that he took under that muffins took under the shoulder, uh, is uh is there. 02:15:22.800 --> 02:15:25.760 It's like uh Gurgil be like, alright. 02:15:26.239 --> 02:15:27.119 Head on in. 02:15:27.199 --> 02:15:35.600 Uh and they uh Gurgil and Dirgil just go over there and uh help themselves to a bar uh that's uh over to the side. 02:15:39.199 --> 02:15:42.239 Wait, so this this guy's your cousin too, Arnold? 02:15:42.399 --> 02:15:44.560 Yeah, I've I have like multiple cousins. 02:15:44.880 --> 02:15:48.399 I mean, yeah, that's normal, but like Yeah, yeah, I know. 02:15:49.199 --> 02:15:52.319 They live with their mom still, it kind of seems like a mom's house. 02:15:52.560 --> 02:15:53.359 I I don't know. 02:15:53.520 --> 02:16:09.039 I I maybe muffins uh muffins will stand up from uh he's like uh planting um some vegetables in a a garden, kind of takes off these uh these uh gloves that he's wearing. 02:16:10.399 --> 02:16:16.159 Arnold, it's um nice to finally uh see you again. 02:16:16.239 --> 02:16:17.760 It's been a while. 02:16:18.319 --> 02:16:20.319 Is this mittens or muffins? 02:16:20.479 --> 02:16:21.279 Sorry, mittens. 02:16:21.439 --> 02:16:22.239 Muffin, muffin. 02:16:22.399 --> 02:16:23.840 Okay, I say mittens muffins. 02:16:24.159 --> 02:16:26.239 You eat established mittens exists. 02:16:26.479 --> 02:16:27.840 I gotta make sure we know it. 02:16:28.319 --> 02:16:29.680 Mittens exist. 02:16:30.640 --> 02:16:31.760 It's a little guy. 02:16:32.000 --> 02:16:32.319 Okay. 02:16:32.559 --> 02:16:34.879 But muffins, very muffins is. 02:17:59.360 --> 02:18:03.760 You could help sell tickets, and then everybody gets to kind of live their lifestyle. 02:18:04.159 --> 02:18:07.120 Wait a second, is that is it just the four of you doing that whole show? 02:18:07.360 --> 02:18:07.760 That's right. 02:18:08.079 --> 02:18:09.520 We're all playing Willie Loman. 02:18:10.079 --> 02:18:10.319 Yep. 02:18:10.639 --> 02:18:13.760 It's called it's Death of a Salesman for Willie Lohman's edition. 02:18:14.159 --> 02:18:14.799 Yes. 02:18:15.040 --> 02:18:17.040 And I'm gonna try to be dad. 02:18:17.200 --> 02:18:19.760 I think there's a dad, and I'm gonna be that one. 02:18:20.079 --> 02:18:20.959 Willie Loman? 02:18:21.440 --> 02:18:22.399 Yeah, Willie Loman. 02:18:22.639 --> 02:18:23.360 Yeah, yeah, the dad. 02:18:23.760 --> 02:18:24.000 Yes. 02:18:24.319 --> 02:18:24.799 Yep. 02:18:27.200 --> 02:18:29.200 So uh just real quick. 02:18:29.440 --> 02:18:36.159 Um, are so these are are they just talking to the four theater people over here, kind of as a group? 02:18:36.399 --> 02:18:38.239 You're I mean you're you're up there with them. 02:18:38.399 --> 02:18:38.639 Yeah. 02:18:38.799 --> 02:18:39.120 Okay. 02:18:39.440 --> 02:18:41.840 But you're not the center of attention if that's what you're asking. 02:18:42.079 --> 02:18:42.319 Yeah. 02:18:42.559 --> 02:18:47.520 I c I kinda I'm kind of a little more like, where the fuck am I? 02:18:47.760 --> 02:18:54.559 So I'm kind of being paying more attention to my surroundings more so than this house. 02:18:54.879 --> 02:18:57.680 That calls for an investigation check, Chase Bernard. 02:18:58.319 --> 02:19:01.600 I would I would very much like to do an investigation check. 02:19:01.680 --> 02:19:04.719 Uh what is that? 02:19:05.280 --> 02:19:07.520 Uh okay, that is ah, great. 02:19:07.600 -->

02:19:09.600 Yeah, intelligence, which I have a zero in. 02:19:10.399 --> 02:19:12.000 So it's just up to the dice real. 02:19:12.959 --> 02:19:14.399 That is a straight up ten. 02:19:15.120 --> 02:19:15.600 A ten. 02:19:16.079 --> 02:19:26.319 Uh the only thing that strikes you about all of this immediate surroundings is that it it it looks weirdly perfect. 02:19:27.520 --> 02:19:28.879 Just how you remember it. 02:19:29.520 --> 02:19:31.840 The suburbs, where you all came from. 02:19:34.959 --> 02:19:36.799 You came from the suburbs, right? 02:19:38.879 --> 02:19:42.079 I would like to do an insight check on myself. 02:19:43.200 --> 02:19:44.959 Uh we well, let's hold off on that. 02:19:45.120 --> 02:19:45.840 Let's uh Okay. 02:19:46.079 --> 02:19:46.879 Let's yeah. 02:19:48.159 --> 02:19:52.159 We have set up that you are you know, we're we're we're somewhere with that. 02:19:52.479 --> 02:19:52.719 Yeah. 02:19:52.959 --> 02:19:55.040 Okay, I'm I'm brought to the reflection. 02:19:55.600 --> 02:19:56.399 I'm ruined with it. 02:19:56.639 --> 02:20:06.000 So Arnold assuming you came for uh the little uh little artifact you you had sold me previously. 02:20:07.920 --> 02:20:09.120 Yeah, that's Web here. 02:20:09.360 --> 02:20:12.479 The puzzle box with the IKEA instructions in it. 02:20:12.799 --> 02:20:17.120 Yeah, well, uh turned out to be a little bit bigger. 02:20:17.280 --> 02:20:21.280 We got to kind of a um uh a point. 02:20:22.239 --> 02:20:23.440 Let me just let me just show. 02:20:24.079 --> 02:20:41.680 Um as uh he uh kind of takes you back um to the back of his uh garden and you see it's uh opens up to this big gazebo here in the back uh with uh a whole bunch of other plants and everything in here. 02:20:41.760 --> 02:20:59.040 You see this fountain in the middle uh shooting up water, um, and you can you can you can hear like um uh there's some birds in the background, but you can almost feel like you can hear some violin, but as you look around, you don't you don't see anyone playing. 02:20:59.200 --> 02:21:04.719 Uh maybe there's some speakers or something like that, but uh uh real fancy stuff. 02:21:05.040 --> 02:21:05.840 You see. 02:21:07.200 --> 02:21:13.360 And he kind of leads you back to a uh big ol' uh this big box of scraps. 02:21:13.440 --> 02:21:20.479 You can see um the box that you had previously sold him was probably about four by four inches, right? 02:21:21.040 --> 02:21:24.559 Um and it had this particular design. 02:21:24.719 --> 02:21:30.479 Um what what's probably it has a whole bunch of uh little little um designs on the side. 02:21:30.559 --> 02:21:36.079 What's the one that like really caught your eye that to where you know this is the artifact? 02:21:37.920 --> 02:22:00.719 It was a Rubik's Cube-shaped thing, but all of the designs were uh like some of like the least popular emojis, and I see the uh the uh the the the devil frowny face, like little purple emoji on the side. 02:22:01.520 --> 02:22:02.159 I know that guy. 02:22:02.319 --> 02:22:03.120 Yeah, yeah. 02:22:03.360 --> 02:22:04.479 Yeah, that right there. 02:22:04.639 --> 02:22:04.959 All right. 02:22:05.120 --> 02:22:05.520 There it is. 02:22:05.760 --> 02:22:22.159 Uh and as you see it, um, you actually can see um as uh the uh it's much larger than it was before, and it seems like a couple of the pieces have been moved to where it's no longer a cube. 02:22:22.239 --> 02:22:26.239 It almost looks like it had folded out of itself. 02:22:27.200 --> 02:22:44.479 Um so look, you guys, Dirgil and Girgil told me you guys owe us a favor, and for that favor and for the uh Halbert 44 upstairs, we give you the artifact back. 02:22:45.040 --> 02:22:46.559 We can't figure it out. 02:22:47.200 --> 02:22:52.479 Um, so yeah, yeah. 02:22:52.639 --> 02:22:55.680 If you guys can put it together, you guys can have it. 02:22:56.719 --> 02:22:59.120 What do you what do you mean you can't figure it out? 02:22:59.840 --> 02:23:15.120 Uh he takes and he pulls this uh almost looks like a uh a stack of um of papers that looks like it's some sort of like uh Congress document. 02:23:16.079 --> 02:23:17.520 Here's the instructions. 02:23:19.200 --> 02:23:22.479 Oh it's uh the uh yeah, yeah. 02:23:22.639 --> 02:23:28.959 The mage IKEA, uh he uh really made things hard to build. 02:23:29.040 --> 02:23:32.879 So uh he goes and uh Yeah. 02:23:33.040 --> 02:23:35.840 Um well yeah, yeah. 02:23:36.000 --> 02:23:38.559 If you can put it together, it's yours. 02:23:38.719 --> 02:23:42.079 But if you can't put it together, we're gonna kick you out. 02:23:42.239 --> 02:23:42.799 Alright? 02:23:43.680 --> 02:23:44.399 Capish. 02:23:45.040 --> 02:23:46.319 Uh capiche. 02:23:46.559 --> 02:23:47.840 Uh uh capash. 02:23:48.399 --> 02:23:49.360 Capash, yeah. 02:23:50.799 --> 02:23:51.840 I like this one. 02:23:52.079 --> 02:23:53.920 You ever get in the sales? 02:23:54.879 --> 02:23:59.760 You know, I've I've considered it many times, but I'm more about selling a character. 02:24:00.079 --> 02:24:01.200 Selling a character. 02:24:01.280 --> 02:24:04.639 You know, as a salesperson, you are the character. 02:24:04.719 --> 02:24:11.440 Uh, and you have to sell and uh convince every individual person, you know, of what you're selling. 02:24:11.920 --> 02:24:12.319 Oh my god. 02:24:13.760 --> 02:24:19.360 Uh so dishonored, really all that that sales really is. 02:24:19.520 --> 02:24:24.559 You know, you're selling your salesman, but have you ever sold a dream? 02:24:25.920 --> 02:24:29.760 Yeah, you are going right for the artifact, right? 02:24:29.840 --> 02:24:30.239 By the way. 02:24:30.479 --> 02:24:30.879 Oh, yeah. 02:24:30.959 --> 02:24:32.319 I'm gonna take that right away. 02:24:32.559 --> 02:24:33.120 Oh boy. 02:24:33.280 --> 02:24:43.520 Uh the moment that you touch this box, suddenly, as if the words were searing themselves into your brain. 02:24:43.840 --> 02:24:48.000 You hear you are asleep. 02:24:49.200 --> 02:24:52.399 It

is time to wake. 02:24:56.079 --> 02:24:57.520 Typhus, you okay? 02:24:58.239 --> 02:24:58.879 Yeah. 02:25:00.879 --> 02:25:02.639 You sh you sure, buddy? 02:25:03.120 --> 02:25:04.399 Yeah, I feel great. 02:25:07.280 --> 02:25:08.719 So we did not hear that. 02:25:09.040 --> 02:25:10.319 No, you did not hear that. 02:25:12.319 --> 02:25:17.760 Because you you lunged for that thing and you just now you're very still. 02:25:18.079 --> 02:25:22.879 You uh he was standing there for a good like 30 seconds just frozen after he touched it. 02:25:25.040 --> 02:25:26.559 Did you figure it out? 02:25:27.600 --> 02:25:30.319 Uh yeah, did did you figure it out, Typhus? 02:25:30.879 --> 02:25:31.840 Oh yeah. 02:25:33.600 --> 02:25:36.000 Maybe he's doing some box breathing. 02:25:36.319 --> 02:25:43.760 Yeah, this seems a lot like whatever we had roommate puzzle night, but uh Typhus is taking a lot less lager than we did. 02:25:44.239 --> 02:25:45.760 You gotta take a look at this box. 02:25:45.840 --> 02:25:46.879 Like, what's what's up? 02:25:46.959 --> 02:25:47.280 What's up? 02:25:47.520 --> 02:25:49.120 So Typhus is still touching it. 02:25:49.200 --> 02:25:51.920 I'm gonna be like, alright, Typhus, we're just gonna not touch the box. 02:25:52.000 --> 02:25:53.760 I'm gonna move his hand off the box. 02:25:54.079 --> 02:25:55.680 No, I'm gonna keep touching the box. 02:25:56.000 --> 02:26:02.239 What what what are you I mean I'm guessing the entire party is like collapsing in on Typhus around this box, right? 02:26:02.319 --> 02:26:04.239 Like everyone's kinda like, what the fuck's going on over here? 02:26:08.879 --> 02:26:10.799 Because I want to know before I touch him. 02:26:11.760 --> 02:26:13.280 Typhus, let go of the box. 02:26:13.520 --> 02:26:15.120 I'm not letting go of this box. 02:26:15.360 --> 02:26:17.760 Um I I go to grab the box. 02:26:18.000 --> 02:26:19.280 I'm from dodge him. 02:26:19.360 --> 02:26:21.200 I'm w I'm touching this box. 02:26:22.559 --> 02:26:23.200 Take the box. 02:26:23.440 --> 02:26:23.680 No. 02:26:23.840 --> 02:26:26.879 Well, you go you go and touch the box. 02:26:28.000 --> 02:26:29.200 Is that what you're saying? 02:26:29.360 --> 02:26:30.639 I yeah, I go to touch the vice. 02:26:30.719 --> 02:26:33.360 I try to take it from him because I'm like, dude, we have to figure this out together. 02:26:33.520 --> 02:26:36.639 No, the so the box was a little four by four. 02:26:36.719 --> 02:26:40.799 It is now a four foot by four foot cube. 02:26:42.479 --> 02:26:44.479 Yeah, whenever you said it unfolded out of it. 02:26:44.719 --> 02:26:45.360 It's like unfolding. 02:26:46.639 --> 02:26:46.879 Yeah. 02:26:47.520 --> 02:26:47.760 Yeah. 02:26:47.920 --> 02:26:48.719 It unfolded. 02:26:48.799 --> 02:26:59.520 It's it's about, sorry, I didn't describe it too well, but it's like a four foot wide, and it looks like some of the uh sections that made it a cube have like uh opened up straight. 02:26:59.760 --> 02:27:04.559 So you can see you basically have uh your what is it? 02:27:04.719 --> 02:27:12.639 Uh nine, eight eighteen, and then you have the other the top row kind of standing straight up on the back. 02:27:14.239 --> 02:27:24.719 Oh my uh but Virgil, you go to touch Typhus' hand connected to this box, and you receive the same message. 02:27:25.200 --> 02:27:27.680 You are asleep. 02:27:28.959 --> 02:27:31.520 You must wake. 02:27:37.760 --> 02:27:44.719 The rest of you guys see Virgil just the same as Typhus was frozen for a good like 30 seconds. 02:27:44.959 --> 02:27:46.879 Oh, perhaps it's an energy circle. 02:27:47.040 --> 02:27:50.799 Everyone pass the box and then freeze. 02:27:51.680 --> 02:27:53.840 Ooh, three exercise. 02:27:53.920 --> 02:27:54.639 Yeah, I get it. 02:27:55.680 --> 02:27:58.079 Let's all lean in and touch the box together. 02:27:58.239 --> 02:27:58.799 Yes! 02:28:02.319 --> 02:28:05.840 One, two, three. 02:28:07.120 --> 02:28:07.840 Oh boy. 02:28:08.000 --> 02:28:13.280 Uh this time you all lean in, you all will take three points of sidekick damage. 02:28:15.440 --> 02:28:17.680 Wait, does that include Virgil and Typhus? 02:28:18.000 --> 02:28:19.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 02:28:19.600 --> 02:28:26.319 As you guys all lean in, you guys all hear the you are asleep. 02:28:28.239 --> 02:28:33.520 And then you just hear the screaming sound. 02:28:34.719 --> 02:28:35.440 Ouch. 02:28:36.559 --> 02:28:37.120 Oh my god. 02:28:38.479 --> 02:28:39.120 Oh god. 02:28:39.920 --> 02:28:41.760 Hey, hey, hey, Gurgel. 02:28:42.000 --> 02:28:45.440 You hear these, you see these morons, they went and touched the dangle artifact. 02:28:45.680 --> 02:28:46.959 They touched the artifact. 02:28:47.200 --> 02:28:48.959 They didn't even read the instructions. 02:28:49.280 --> 02:28:51.360 We should probably read the instructions. 02:28:51.600 --> 02:28:52.799 Yeah, let's read the script. 02:28:52.879 --> 02:28:53.520 Where is it? 02:28:53.600 --> 02:28:55.760 Uh the instructions. 02:28:56.719 --> 02:28:58.399 You all start to leaf through the instructions. 02:28:58.479 --> 02:29:03.200 Every page is the same thing over and over again, uh, in big block letters. 02:29:03.440 --> 02:29:05.120 You are asleep, you must wake. 02:29:05.280 --> 02:29:06.879 You are asleep, you must wake. 02:29:07.040 --> 02:29:08.799 You are asleep, you must wake. 02:29:08.879 --> 02:29:09.600 You are asleep. 02:29:09.760 --> 02:29:14.799 Slide the top portion of the box slightly to the left, about three centimeters, and you must wake. 02:29:15.120 --> 02:29:15.520 All right. 02:29:15.680 --> 02:29:16.959 I'm gonna try to wake up. 02:29:17.040 --> 02:29:19.680 Like maybe this is I'm gonna pinch myself or something. 02:29:19.760 --> 02:29:23.680 Like, this is like maybe maybe just in case. 02:29:23.840 --> 02:29:29.600 I don't think I'm on a lower plane of existence, but just in case I'm not in I'm in the matrix. 02:29:29.840 --> 02:29:30.799 Maybe. 02:29:31.040 --> 02:29:33.280 Uh time

to break out. 02:29:33.360 --> 02:29:33.520 Yeah. 02:29:33.600 --> 02:29:33.680 Yeah. 02:29:33.840 --> 02:29:35.520 You pinch yourself, nothing happens. 02:29:35.760 --> 02:29:36.159 Damn. 02:29:36.239 --> 02:29:36.559 All right. 02:29:36.639 --> 02:29:36.799 Yeah. 02:29:36.959 --> 02:29:38.159 You this is reality. 02:29:38.479 --> 02:29:43.760 Yeah, you do see there are little uh little maybe perhaps helpful notes within all of these. 02:29:43.920 --> 02:29:46.639 You are you are asleep, you must wake. 02:29:46.799 --> 02:29:49.200 Uh, it's just a lot of pages. 02:29:49.440 --> 02:29:51.040 Um god. 02:29:51.360 --> 02:29:54.239 Alright, I'm gonna I'm gonna try to piece it together. 02:29:54.479 --> 02:30:00.000 Yeah, some remote uh who maybe uh I mean, uh go ahead, Sylvia. 02:30:00.319 --> 02:30:06.559 No, I was gonna say I'm gonna try to just do that shifting the top part of the box, like the one instruction that we had. 02:30:07.040 --> 02:30:10.000 Can you do that without succumbing to its influence? 02:30:10.079 --> 02:30:11.200 Is the question. 02:30:11.600 --> 02:30:15.200 Well, that's a great question. 02:30:19.280 --> 02:30:23.920 Uh who wants to try to sift through these instructions? 02:30:24.239 --> 02:30:26.639 I'm not that smart, but I can take a look at it. 02:30:27.760 --> 02:30:30.000 I'm not gonna lie, guys, I've made a lot of bombs. 02:30:30.079 --> 02:30:34.639 I'm pretty shaken up to my core, and I don't think this is any time for me to joke around. 02:30:34.719 --> 02:30:41.280 So I'm gonna go straight for this script here, and I'm gonna go through these instructions and see what I can parse through. 02:30:41.360 --> 02:30:43.360 So I'm just gonna start rifling through them. 02:30:43.600 --> 02:30:52.159 And uh Sylvia, you you you are confronted with this dilemma of you really want to shift that the the the lid thing, it strikes you, right? 02:30:52.399 --> 02:30:53.680 Like what what a strange little thing. 02:30:53.760 --> 02:30:56.079 So so how but how are you gonna do that? 02:30:58.639 --> 02:31:08.959 Well, um I think a good place to start is I might take my staff and ever so slightly just try to almost do it without touching it directly. 02:31:09.920 --> 02:31:10.239 Okay. 02:31:10.479 --> 02:31:11.200 Does that make sense? 02:31:11.520 --> 02:31:14.000 Real quick, Typhus, roll your like investigation. 02:31:14.159 --> 02:31:15.520 What do you want while this is going on? 02:31:15.680 --> 02:31:16.399 We'll ask for it. 02:31:16.719 --> 02:31:17.520 And you know what? 02:31:17.600 --> 02:31:19.840 I'm proficient in investigation. 02:31:20.079 --> 02:31:21.200 Hell yeah, mark it down. 02:31:21.440 --> 02:31:21.760 Hell yeah. 02:31:22.000 --> 02:31:22.719 Decided. 02:31:22.959 --> 02:31:24.000 Here we are. 02:31:25.360 --> 02:31:27.840 All right, that's a that's a 19 with that proficiency. 02:31:28.319 --> 02:31:29.120 We'll we'll ask it. 02:31:29.200 --> 02:31:32.719 Let Sylvia do what she's doing. 02:31:33.840 --> 02:31:34.159 Okay. 02:31:34.479 --> 02:31:40.079 So I took my staff and I ever so slightly shift it the way it's indicated. 02:31:40.639 --> 02:31:44.879 Um from maybe a a a couple of feet away. 02:31:46.159 --> 02:32:03.520 Uh as about to say, that it shifts exactly one centimeter, exactly the way the instructions provided, as Typhus is rifling through the papers and suddenly he notices a pattern that resembles itself or it resolves itself in his mind as a simple instruction. 02:32:03.840 --> 02:32:06.719 And time stops as Typhus reads it. 02:32:07.040 --> 02:32:11.680 It simply says speak the final rule. 02:32:15.360 --> 02:32:17.760 Speak the final rule. 02:32:23.280 --> 02:32:24.399 The final rule. 02:32:24.719 --> 02:32:25.680 Typhus, what? 02:32:26.000 --> 02:32:26.639 I I don't know. 02:32:26.719 --> 02:32:28.719 It might be someone with always telling the truth. 02:32:29.520 --> 02:32:40.639 Suddenly the box moves, uh it continues to drift uh off of that one centimeter that Sylvia pushed as Typhus uh made that connection in his mind. 02:32:42.239 --> 02:32:46.319 And suddenly it appears to start to resolve itself. 02:32:48.079 --> 02:32:49.360 It's resolving. 02:32:49.920 --> 02:32:50.399 Excellent. 02:32:50.479 --> 02:32:51.840 You you pushed it the perfect amount. 02:32:52.079 --> 02:32:58.319 Hold on, they're telling me we we just pushed it a little bit and said a few words, and now it's that's it. 02:32:58.559 --> 02:32:59.920 Way to go, Sylvia. 02:33:01.680 --> 02:33:04.159 You have to you have to take the text as simply as possible. 02:33:04.399 --> 02:33:11.920 Yeah, you uh you guys uh see as the box uh continues to shift, kind of unfolding on itself. 02:33:12.239 --> 02:33:18.000 Um roll typhus, roll, or uh if anyone else wants to, time has stopped. 02:33:18.079 --> 02:33:28.959 You guys look back, you see Muffin and Mittens are sitting back there kind of laughing for a second at uh um you heard them, uh Arnold laughing at you guys getting shocked by it. 02:33:29.120 --> 02:33:35.680 Um uh but you can uh you see it start shifting, you see it start slowing down a little bit. 02:33:37.440 --> 02:33:44.000 Uh but how how do you guys want to you guys basically have to keep it going? 02:33:44.239 --> 02:33:50.000 Um so Logan or Typhus, um, you find another instruction. 02:33:50.239 --> 02:33:53.680 It says move the bottom left block up. 02:33:54.239 --> 02:33:56.239 Move the bottom left block up. 02:33:56.399 --> 02:33:58.559 I will do as it says. 02:34:00.159 --> 02:34:01.200 Uh as you go to touch it. 02:34:01.600 --> 02:34:13.440 Touching it, you are able to move it, but the same thing, a sort of sh psychic shock hits you for one point of damage as another uh another message is seared into your brain. 02:34:13.920 --> 02:34:17.600 You have entered my domain. 02:34:19.200 --> 02:34:20.159 Oh shit. 02:34:20.479 --> 02:34:21.840 Typhus, what do you keep touching? 02:34:23.440 --> 02:34:25.920 That corner does shift into place, however.

02:34:27.200 --> 02:34:29.600 Uh and it it begins accelerating back. 02:34:29.760 --> 02:34:36.399 You see as it uh it creates this uh this frame, probably about uh eight or nine feet tall. 02:34:36.639 --> 02:34:45.920 Uh uh, but you can see as the rest of the pieces look to be on this uh this floorboard section that look to be kind of uh building themselves up. 02:34:48.479 --> 02:34:51.040 This is the craziest artifact I've ever seen. 02:34:51.600 --> 02:34:53.040 Yeah, I'm just kind of blown away. 02:34:53.120 --> 02:34:54.879 It's like four feet big now. 02:34:54.959 --> 02:34:55.600 That's crazy. 02:34:56.000 --> 02:34:56.559 You know what? 02:34:56.719 --> 02:34:58.959 I'll say it, it's kind of tacky. 02:35:00.559 --> 02:35:04.879 Uh tacky, it does have a lot of emojis all around it. 02:35:05.120 --> 02:35:06.319 Yeah, it does too. 02:35:06.399 --> 02:35:07.920 All the imp faces like everywhere. 02:35:08.000 --> 02:35:08.159 Yeah. 02:35:08.319 --> 02:35:17.360 Uh I will say too, uh Typhus, whenever you're getting these mental blasts in this time, uh, everyone is hearing this voice as echoed through Typhus's. 02:35:17.600 --> 02:35:17.840 Yeah, yeah. 02:35:18.319 --> 02:35:24.079 Yeah, with the time stop, you guys are all hearing it just reverberate in your guys' bones. 02:35:24.239 --> 02:35:31.600 Um, you guys can see as uh there's another section kind of in front of it that doesn't seem to be uh fully built. 02:35:31.760 --> 02:35:39.200 Um typhus, you're probably you're a little bit too um uh broken up, but you see the next instructions. 02:35:39.280 --> 02:35:42.239 Uh you see it says uh unfold. 02:35:43.440 --> 02:35:54.000 Unfold! Ah I'm gonna grab the the lip that was pushed over and try and like use that to like pull it down and unfold it on this uh on the cube. 02:35:54.239 --> 02:35:54.879 All right, all right. 02:35:55.040 --> 02:36:01.440 Both Arnold and Typhus are definitely going to be taking another point of psychic damage just as a heads up. 02:36:02.079 --> 02:36:09.280 Oh, use my knife and then the voice once again. 02:36:10.479 --> 02:36:13.040 I know you. 02:36:16.719 --> 02:36:18.879 I did just drop the zero, by the way. 02:36:19.120 --> 02:36:32.719 Oh what type is uh type is instead about to say we're gonna count that as going unconscious, and you are stable with one, but you are now a conduit of whatever force is uh being channeled through this artifact. 02:36:33.120 --> 02:36:33.760 Oh my god. 02:36:34.159 --> 02:36:43.200 Arnold, you see you uh you uh roll me a uh uh either a sleight of hand or acrobatics check. 02:36:43.360 --> 02:36:51.920 I'm gonna do sleight of hand, and just because of my less than legal background, this is something I'm proficient in. 02:36:52.159 --> 02:36:52.559 Oh yeah? 02:36:52.719 --> 02:36:54.399 Okay, hell yeah. 02:36:55.200 --> 02:36:56.399 It's gonna be ten. 02:36:57.200 --> 02:36:57.520 Ten. 02:36:58.159 --> 02:36:58.879 Total? 02:36:59.280 --> 02:37:00.000 Total. 02:37:02.399 -->

02:37:04.079 I have not rolled, I have not rolled above eight. 02:37:04.399 --> 02:37:05.040 You pull it back. 02:37:05.360 --> 02:37:14.719 Um, as you pull it back, uh, you'll take another two points of psychic damage, but as you pull it back, you unfold it as it like stands itself up. 02:37:14.879 --> 02:37:31.280 Um, and uh you see as it stands itself up, it you see all these imp emojis, you see the cucumber emoji, you see the uh the awkward uh the awkward guy slant slanted mouth face one. 02:37:31.680 --> 02:37:32.879 The really queasy guy. 02:37:33.120 --> 02:37:36.479 And yeah, the real queasy guy, the purple guy. 02:37:36.639 --> 02:37:44.239 Uh as uh you see it all begin to kind of form into this uh shape, and you see as it starts quivering. 02:37:44.479 --> 02:37:46.719 Oh god, we're in the emoji movie. 02:37:47.040 --> 02:37:51.920 Yeah, that's I would believe the podcast if we're in the emoji movie, actually. 02:37:52.159 --> 02:38:08.719 This is uh typhus now, simply a shell for whatever force is commanding uh his tiny, tiny cobalt body, suddenly seems to grow in scale, but not like just getting bigger. 02:38:08.879 --> 02:38:24.639 Like the idea of Typhus suddenly becomes all enveloping uh to the point where you can no longer distinguish whether or not typhus was a physical entity or just something that always kind of was, and there's one final instruction. 02:38:28.559 --> 02:38:30.159 I go to read the instruction. 02:38:30.479 --> 02:38:31.280 Oh bin. 02:38:32.000 --> 02:38:34.319 You just hear them all hear it all in your voice. 02:38:35.040 --> 02:38:36.479 Don't worry, Justin, I can do this one. 02:38:36.799 --> 02:38:50.079 Oh you oh my oh my oh my wow. 02:38:50.319 --> 02:38:52.000 So does he have typhus? 02:38:52.239 --> 02:38:54.479 Uh I don't know. 02:38:54.959 --> 02:38:56.719 I think he always did. 02:38:58.879 --> 02:39:02.959 Um screw it, screw it at this point. 02:39:03.040 --> 02:39:04.559 I'll go to fucking open it. 02:39:05.200 --> 02:39:06.879 I gotta stop whatever is going on. 02:39:06.959 --> 02:39:08.559 Alright, guys, we gotta open it. 02:39:08.639 --> 02:39:11.760 I don't know what's going on, but if we don't open it, things are gonna get way worse, I feel. 02:39:11.920 --> 02:39:12.559 Well, let's open it. 02:39:12.799 --> 02:39:18.559 Typhus is already asleep, so I he's probably just gonna wake up and wakes up and boom. 02:39:18.799 --> 02:39:22.159 Yeah, that that's the that's the second way we can solve this puzzle. 02:39:23.040 --> 02:39:30.959 You got you reach over to open it as you see uh the uh uh to open it, it slides to the side. 02:39:31.200 --> 02:39:49.040 Um and as it slides to one side, um you see uh this uh this this swirling uh uh green uh uh just almost like a liquid uh glittering and glistening in it. 02:39:49.120 --> 02:39:59.120 And then as you it slides to the other side, kind of revealing uh this these two things, um you see Glenn, what what do they see on that second side? 02:39:59.760

--> 02:40:09.440 Yeah, so it's less of what they see out of this pool of liquid, and more about what it is that they suddenly know. 02:40:10.239 --> 02:40:17.520 While looking at this pool of liquid, you can't pick out any one uh point of information you suddenly know. 02:40:19.920 --> 02:40:21.680 You don't even know what you know. 02:40:22.399 --> 02:40:46.399 You know you you know you know you you you know now, you know, you finally know, you know what happened to the suburbs, you know what's going on, you know how this story ends already, and you can't help yourself, and you are compelled first with Typhus and then with Virgil, and then Arnold and Michael, Sylvia and Blair. 02:40:46.799 --> 02:40:49.120 Each one of you cannot help yourselves. 02:40:49.280 --> 02:41:02.079 You must know everything, and everything is in that liquid, and as you go and reach for it, the words echo one more time in your mind, less distorted now, much, much clearer. 02:41:03.120 --> 02:41:20.559 I know you I see you and then as the liquid encompasses you, darkness. 02:41:26.639 --> 02:41:28.319 And who knows where we're going to wake up. 02:41:28.399 --> 02:41:30.559 I guess you'll have to tune into the next episode to find out. 02:41:30.959 --> 02:41:33.840 Oh my god! What the heck? 02:41:34.799 --> 02:41:35.840 What the heck, dog? 02:41:36.399 --> 02:41:38.719 What the what the fuck? 02:41:39.200 --> 02:41:40.159 That's what I'm saying. 02:41:40.319 --> 02:41:41.520 Hey, guess what? 02:41:41.680 --> 02:41:54.159 Uh uh, I guess Justin, you and I, buddy, we're gonna have to just roll who's on what teams because I we didn't get uh we didn't get a clear these people are and these people aren't with the way it worked out. 02:41:54.319 --> 02:41:59.360 So yeah, uh we have two sides of the door, we'll see which one y'all got sucked into. 02:41:59.680 --> 02:42:00.479 This will be fun. 02:42:00.959 --> 02:42:01.520 Hell yeah. 02:42:01.680 --> 02:42:02.799 Yeah, wow. 02:42:03.360 --> 02:42:03.840 All right. 02:42:04.000 --> 02:42:10.719 Well, uh, I think uh that's a good enough place as any to end this first session. 02:42:10.959 --> 02:42:14.959 Uh I hope that y'all well, how are how y'all feel about it? 02:42:15.040 --> 02:42:15.520 I liked it. 02:42:15.600 --> 02:42:16.719 I thought it was a good time. 02:42:17.040 --> 02:42:18.079 It was great. 02:42:18.479 --> 02:42:19.680 I had a good time. 02:42:20.000 --> 02:42:20.479 All right. 02:42:21.200 --> 02:42:22.399 It was so much fun. 02:42:22.559 --> 02:42:25.280 Sorry, I had to run into these bathroom cookies. 02:42:25.440 --> 02:42:26.079 So fun. 02:42:28.239 --> 02:42:38.319 Well, uh like we said before at the very beginning of this, uh, this will be uh the last time that we see all of these players together in quite a while, if I had to guess. 02:42:38.479 --> 02:42:46.799 From this point forward, both Justin and I will be leading two separate campaigns uh that will be uh live streamed Monday at 7 p.m. 02:42:46.959

--> 02:42:51.600 The first Monday and third Monday uh respectively for either of the campaigns. 02:42:51.680 --> 02:42:52.479 We'll figure it out. 02:42:52.559 --> 02:42:53.360 Uh something like that. 02:42:53.440 --> 02:42:55.920 It'll be around this time uh on a Monday. 02:42:56.079 --> 02:42:59.360 Uh just pay attention to social media, we'll get all that information out. 02:42:59.520 --> 02:43:03.440 But uh we'll be splitting into likely two parties of three. 02:43:03.600 --> 02:43:12.159 Uh, and from there we are going to find out just what is going on with the final rule. 02:43:12.639 --> 02:43:13.280 Right? 02:43:13.760 --> 02:43:15.360 Yeah, I'd like to know. 02:43:16.799 --> 02:43:17.440 I gotta know. 02:43:19.840 --> 02:43:22.319 I was literally told I have to know. 02:43:22.639 --> 02:43:23.600 I have to know. 02:43:23.760 --> 02:43:26.239 I want to drink that black liquid. 02:43:26.479 --> 02:43:27.360 That's what I'm saying. 02:43:27.520 --> 02:43:28.719 In my dum dum tum. 02:43:29.440 --> 02:43:37.120 Okay, so I wanna feel like that's a that's a good enough uh time, as any to go ahead and start wrapping things up. 02:43:37.280 --> 02:43:40.319 Uh, first off, uh, I'm sure we all agree. 02:43:40.559 --> 02:43:46.879 For anybody who is watching or listening uh to the podcast, uh watching the live stream or even the VOD, thank you so much. 02:43:46.959 --> 02:43:59.360 Uh, your attention and the traction that we have gotten even before this first session has been absolutely tremendous, and I know for a fact that we're going to live up to all the hype if this first session is uh is anything to go off of. 02:44:00.079 --> 02:44:01.680 Hell yeah, brother. 02:44:02.079 --> 02:44:02.719 Thank you. 02:44:03.040 --> 02:44:03.680 Hey, thank you. 02:44:04.000 --> 02:44:05.840 Thank you, everybody, every one of our players. 02:44:05.920 --> 02:44:10.959 Uh, thank you, Justin, for stepping up to the plate and uh agreeing to be a DM as well. 02:44:11.040 --> 02:44:20.239 Uh, thank you to our stream manager, Spencer, uh, who has been doing an amazing job with keeping everything updated and making sure that we are uh up to date on all of our technical stuff. 02:44:20.399 --> 02:44:24.479 Uh everybody, if you are in the live stream chat, please tell Spencer thank you. 02:44:24.559 --> 02:44:28.959 Uh and otherwise, I think that we will see y'all next time. 02:44:29.120 --> 02:44:31.520 Uh, we will let you know when it will be this next. 02:44:31.760 --> 02:44:33.200 Actually, I can tell you right now, hold on. 02:44:33.440 --> 02:44:37.760 Uh the next it would still probably be the first uh the first Monday. 02:44:38.079 --> 02:44:44.959 Yes, that will be May 4th, which is uh don't make any jokes about that, uh, or else it will get lost in the algorithm. 02:44:45.040 --> 02:44:51.280 So May 4th will be the next live stream, uh, campaign A of final rules. 02:44:51.520 --> 02:44:52.000 Yeah. 02:44:52.159 --> 02:44:52.559 Excellent. 02:44:52.799 --> 02:44:53.520 All right, everybody. 02:44:53.600 --> 02:44:55.360 Hey, why don't we say goodnight, eh? 02:44:55.600 --> 02:44:56.159 Good night. 02:44:56.479 --> 02:44:57.040 Good night. 02:45:00.319 --> 02:45:01.840 I'll see you again. 02:45:02.479 --> 02:45:02.639 Okay.