บทถอดความฉบับเต็มของ Golden Bachelorette: S1 E5 part 2: On Your Mark

was a man and then she just like was like 79 00:04:01.919 --> 00:04:05.960 it's not amazing and she left me. I don't know 80 00:04:06.000 --> 00:04:09.560 that how much self reflecting he's done, well, he's got 81 00:04:09.560 --> 00:04:12.240 a bunch of weird things from the family and he 82 00:04:12.319 --> 00:04:14.639 doesn't The way he springs it on her is so weird, 83 00:04:14.680 --> 00:04:17.319 like they're having there. I guess it's like, Okay, now 84 00:04:17.399 --> 00:04:19.720 it's time for Joan to sit on a couch in 85 00:04:19.759 --> 00:04:23.240 a bowling alley or go outside and sit on a 86 00:04:23.360 --> 00:04:29.560 chair and like share feelings. Like it's like it's just 87 00:04:29.600 --> 00:04:31.639 a weird you know what. It's such a show and tell. 88 00:04:32.079 --> 00:04:34.800 It reminds me of when I was like in maybe 89 00:04:34.959 --> 00:04:37.560 junior high and I used to sit with my guy. 90 00:04:37.560 --> 00:04:39.720 I was close to my grandmother and I would make 91 00:04:39.800 --> 00:04:42.279 her look at things like this is the boy Marty 92 00:04:42.519 --> 00:04:44.199 that I have a crush on. I'd show her Marty 93 00:04:44.240 --> 00:04:46.680 and then I'd show her like all Duran durand different 94 00:04:46.680 --> 00:04:48.680 pictures of Simon Labaughn and which one do you think 95 00:04:48.720 --> 00:04:50.839 is the cutest? And she like finally just stopped answering. 96 00:04:50.879 --> 00:04:53.639 She's like, I have no comment, Like I'm not doing 97 00:04:53.680 --> 00:04:57.160 this with you anymore, Like we get it, but that's 98 00:04:57.160 --> 00:04:59.199 what it feels like when you're just sitting like like 99 00:04:59.279 --> 00:05:01.560 it was like he was sitting with his grandmother trying 100 00:05:01.560 --> 00:05:04.560 to get approval from like it's this photo of this 101 00:05:04.600 --> 00:05:06.360 crush I have, or look this was my mom. 102 00:05:06.439 --> 00:05:11.439 Like it's crazy, it is, and it is strange. It's 103 00:05:11.480 --> 00:05:14.319 strange in general. It would be strange on the Regular Bachelor, 104 00:05:14.360 --> 00:05:16.600 but it's even a little bit stranger on The Golden 105 00:05:17.160 --> 00:05:19.560 to just be like, here's a picture here's my mom 106 00:05:19.959 --> 00:05:23.800 that the her driver's license. WHOA, I'm not saying you 107 00:05:23.800 --> 00:05:26.560 shouldn't have it, but you don't have a single photo 108 00:05:26.600 --> 00:05:29.360 of her. It's like, yeah, that's just like here's a 109 00:05:29.399 --> 00:05:32.600 collection of some of her things that they found at 110 00:05:32.600 --> 00:05:34.879 her house in a drawer that they gave to me. 111 00:05:35.040 --> 00:05:37.360 I just and I don't know, I didn't really look 112 00:05:37.399 --> 00:05:39.680 through it. I just kind of grabbed everything that was 113 00:05:39.720 --> 00:05:43.240 in the drawer and brought it to you. It just 114 00:05:43.240 --> 00:05:46.319 seems so strangely intimate and sad. I mean, I assume 115 00:05:46.399 --> 00:05:50.240 his mom's not alive, right, I'm assuming that. I'm assuming, yeah, 116 00:05:50.279 --> 00:05:51.319 but I don't know if she is. 117 00:05:51.360 --> 00:05:53.720 That's even weirder because her mom's like, his mom's like, 118 00:05:53.759 --> 00:05:57.360 where the fuck is my driver's license? I got pulled 119 00:05:57.399 --> 00:05:59.240 over from running a stop and now I am in 120 00:05:59.360 --> 00:06:04.000 extra trouble Jaathan or or She's like, I. 121 00:06:03.959 --> 00:06:06.600 Have her driver's license. I'm going to tell you why 122 00:06:07.120 --> 00:06:11.519 she really shouldn't be driving. And yeah, that's just the 123 00:06:11.560 --> 00:06:11.920 kind of thing. 124 00:06:11.920 --> 00:06:13.040 And if I have to go on a show like 125 00:06:13.040 --> 00:06:16.360 The Golden Bachelorette to make her understand that we she 126 00:06:16.639 --> 00:06:19.839 just can't drive anymore, I'll do it. And she's like 127 00:06:19.920 --> 00:06:22.399 Joan's like, are you even into me at all? No, 128 00:06:22.800 --> 00:06:24.720 She's like, I'm so sorry I had to save her. 129 00:06:25.120 --> 00:06:27.720 He's like, this is your taste of how I will 130 00:06:27.720 --> 00:06:30.040 take care of you when you're older. In like a 131 00:06:30.079 --> 00:06:32.319 couple of years, when I don't think it's appropriate for 132 00:06:32.360 --> 00:06:34.759 you to drive anymore, I will take away your driver's 133 00:06:34.800 --> 00:06:38.199 license and I will show it to different friends. He's like, 134 00:06:38.279 --> 00:06:41.600 it's past like fifty, right, You're you're you're not fifty yet, right, Joan, 135 00:06:42.399 --> 00:06:47.480 She's like, what, Yeah, I'm sixty two, she's sixty she's 136 00:06:47.519 --> 00:06:48.120 seventy two. 137 00:06:49.079 --> 00:06:52.079 She was, but I mean she never asks him questions. 138 00:06:52.439 --> 00:06:55.040 She just everything in surface. There's never a follow up. 139 00:06:55.639 --> 00:06:58.519 Maybe she's just exhausted. Maybe she's asked all the questions 140 00:06:58.519 --> 00:07:00.879 she has to ask. If you're not somebody like, what 141 00:07:00.879 --> 00:07:01.800 are you supposed to do? 142 00:07:01.959 --> 00:07:06.079 I guess, I guess, but you're You're right in the 143 00:07:06.120 --> 00:07:08.120 fact that she's like, I just want these guys to 144 00:07:08.199 --> 00:07:10.519 just like reveal stuff to me. I don't want to 145 00:07:10.560 --> 00:07:14.439 have to actually, yeah, ask them questions, conversations or anything. 146 00:07:14.680 --> 00:07:16.600 So the guys get on this thing where they're all 147 00:07:16.639 --> 00:07:19.519 trying to do the hard sell Pascal Jordan. They're all 148 00:07:19.600 --> 00:07:22.120 dude guy guys like I really want you to come home. 149 00:07:22.079 --> 00:07:24.000 I want you to meet my kids and my restraining 150 00:07:24.079 --> 00:07:25.120 order

parole officer. 151 00:07:25.639 --> 00:07:30.079 Sorry guy, JK, we know you're fine, and. 152 00:07:30.000 --> 00:07:31.399 Chuck steals her again. 153 00:07:32.160 --> 00:07:34.879 Oh, guys get real annoyed at this point, like he's 154 00:07:35.160 --> 00:07:38.879 he's kind of future faking. I feel did you feel 155 00:07:38.879 --> 00:07:39.920 that he was doing that? 156 00:07:40.199 --> 00:07:40.480 Yes? 157 00:07:40.920 --> 00:07:44.680 Oh my god, oh yeah. But even before that, when 158 00:07:44.759 --> 00:07:47.879 when he's sitting with like what Jones' only response to 159 00:07:47.920 --> 00:07:50.360 people is like when she was still back with Jonathan, 160 00:07:50.439 --> 00:07:54.279 She's like, you're an incredible human being. I was like, 161 00:07:54.360 --> 00:07:57.199 based on what right she does that to all of them? 162 00:07:57.199 --> 00:08:00.480 She did it to Keith. Excuse me, I'm the on 163 00:08:00.560 --> 00:08:02.879 the group date. I mean, I'm sorry on his one 164 00:08:02.920 --> 00:08:05.720 o one when he was talking and it was so 165 00:08:06.160 --> 00:08:07.279 apropos of nothing. 166 00:08:07.639 --> 00:08:12.079 She just goes, you're just such a good dad. It's like, what, you. 167 00:08:12.000 --> 00:08:15.439 Don't know, randomly say that. Even he feels I think 168 00:08:15.480 --> 00:08:18.800 he felt weird about that. He was like, oh, thank you. 169 00:08:18.839 --> 00:08:20.879 I think he was like kind of not really, it's 170 00:08:20.879 --> 00:08:23.600 sort of but okay, okay. Yeah. And then guy, so 171 00:08:23.720 --> 00:08:28.879 Guy is future future Uh what's it called future faking? 172 00:08:29.000 --> 00:08:31.879 Future faking too? He's like telling us. He's like, yeah, 173 00:08:31.879 --> 00:08:35.120 I want to bring Joe home to Reno, Nevada, and 174 00:08:35.159 --> 00:08:38.000 I want her to see He says something about wanting 175 00:08:38.039 --> 00:08:41.200 her to see the look in his eye and know 176 00:08:41.600 --> 00:08:46.639 it's with sincerity, sincerity and heart. There's nothing less sincere 177 00:08:47.360 --> 00:08:50.799 than telling somebody I'm really sincere. This is coming from 178 00:08:50.879 --> 00:08:54.200 my heart. I'm just so sarcastic. You won't get it. 179 00:08:55.000 --> 00:08:55.480 I get it. 180 00:08:56.360 --> 00:09:02.200 You're not so passing gals like Emily and my kids. 181 00:09:02.240 --> 00:09:06.759 I would like my kids to ew. Then yeah, everyone 182 00:09:06.840 --> 00:09:08.919 tells Joan and they want her to meet their kids 183 00:09:09.440 --> 00:09:15.120 of course. And that there Doc guy. He babbles something 184 00:09:15.240 --> 00:09:19.000 about something about variables. Did you get this? He's like, 185 00:09:19.039 --> 00:09:23.399 there's a lot of variables, but the only variable is you. 186 00:09:24.679 --> 00:09:28.519 And then he's you know, like restraining orders by variables. 187 00:09:28.600 --> 00:09:30.200 I can't really tell you what they are because we've 188 00:09:30.200 --> 00:09:32.759 sealed that, but you know, you're cool, work cool, right, 189 00:09:33.840 --> 00:09:37.399 let me ask you this. There's something about guy. He's 190 00:09:37.440 --> 00:09:40.600 so stiff. He's like he's like a he's like he's 191 00:09:40.639 --> 00:09:43.080 in a Chuck E Cheese band. He's like the way 192 00:09:43.120 --> 00:09:45.639 he moves his arms like up and down, like he's 193 00:09:45.840 --> 00:09:49.360 like he's an animatron or whatever they call those things. So, yeah, 194 00:09:49.399 --> 00:09:52.679 he goes in to kiss her and he's like so stiff, 195 00:09:52.799 --> 00:09:56.240 and I was I was thinking, dude, you're an er, doc, 196 00:09:56.840 --> 00:09:58.799 Like is that how you treat you? And he's not 197 00:09:58.879 --> 00:10:01.320 that old, I think, yeah, sixty six. 198 00:10:01.919 --> 00:10:04.759 He's he's got a nerd there's a nerd thing about him. 199 00:10:04.759 --> 00:10:08.120 He's from Dallas, by the way, I think originally, and 200 00:10:08.200 --> 00:10:11.679 so he's got this kind of very buttoned up, khaki. 201 00:10:11.360 --> 00:10:13.960 Wearing Gulf guy like, I know, I know this guy. 202 00:10:14.519 --> 00:10:16.559 Do you like that guy? I don't. I'm not necessarily 203 00:10:16.600 --> 00:10:19.600 attracted to that guy. I would, I would probably There 204 00:10:19.679 --> 00:10:22.080 was nobody except for Dan, and I think if I 205 00:10:22.120 --> 00:10:24.519 really gave it more thought, Dan wasn't going to really 206 00:10:24.759 --> 00:10:26.240 bust through either for me. 207 00:10:27.000 --> 00:10:29.919 Like a little more edge. He's definitely not edgy. He's 208 00:10:29.960 --> 00:10:32.000 got you know, he's yeah, and he sweats a lot 209 00:10:32.039 --> 00:10:32.679 like guys. 210 00:10:32.720 --> 00:10:35.039 He's a nerd. He's totally a nerd. 211 00:10:35.639 --> 00:10:37.120 But that doesn't make him a bad guy, and it 212 00:10:37.200 --> 00:10:39.759 also doesn't make him a bad choice for her. But yeah, 213 00:10:39.799 --> 00:10:43.519 he's starting to get peeved with Chalk, especially in this 214 00:10:43.639 --> 00:10:45.799 you know, as we talked about, and I think guy 215 00:10:45.879 --> 00:10:48.519 might have a little bit of a temper. Nothing crazy, 216 00:10:48.759 --> 00:10:50.879 We know that that was all dealt with with his ex. 217 00:10:51.440 --> 00:10:53.039 But I think he's got you can see it in 218 00:10:53.039 --> 00:10:55.519 his eyes that like he's got a nice, nice guy 219 00:10:55.639 --> 00:10:58.600 routine until he doesn't Yeah, and then you don't want 220 00:10:58.600 --> 00:10:59.240 to cross him. 221 00:10:59.240 --> 00:11:03.240 There's something a little bit off or weed he does. 222 00:11:03.320 --> 00:11:06.879 He has slightly lifetime movie vibes and he's another one. 223 00:11:07.039 --> 00:11:11.200 Let's let's please, let's never forget that guy was another 224 00:11:11.240 --> 00:11:13.000

one who was like, yeah, I don't know. We were 225 00:11:13.000 --> 00:11:15.159 married for all these years and then suddenly my wife 226 00:11:15.200 --> 00:11:18.720 was just like not that into me anymore. We just 227 00:11:18.799 --> 00:11:22.960 never had he said, we never had like really deep conversations. 228 00:11:24.279 --> 00:11:26.360 I guess it happens. But these are also the same 229 00:11:26.440 --> 00:11:29.320 kind of guys that end up having two families. Really, 230 00:11:29.399 --> 00:11:31.720 it's fine. I don't mind. My wife and I we 231 00:11:31.799 --> 00:11:35.399 get along fine. We're more like friends. And you know 232 00:11:35.440 --> 00:11:38.200 I have another person that I'm having sex with in Florida. 233 00:11:38.519 --> 00:11:41.879 Well that's Pascal. He's got nine. There's a mistress in 234 00:11:41.919 --> 00:11:45.360 every port. Oh yeah, you know, I missus Bob. Bob's 235 00:11:45.399 --> 00:11:48.519 the one that had all the lesbians. Yeah, Thanksgiving, we 236 00:11:48.600 --> 00:11:51.080 slept on him. I feel so bad about that. 237 00:11:51.759 --> 00:11:54.600 He wasn't as hot, but he was just like adorable 238 00:11:54.720 --> 00:11:56.759 and cool as shit, and I loved him. 239 00:11:57.000 --> 00:11:59.919 She doesn't like that though, No, she has a tight 240 00:12:00.120 --> 00:12:02.240 They all look the same. There was a scene earlier 241 00:12:02.279 --> 00:12:03.480 where Pascal and Jordan. 242 00:12:03.279 --> 00:12:04.399 Were next to each other and I was like, they 243 00:12:04.480 --> 00:12:09.159 literally look really look alike. I mean it's not when 244 00:12:09.159 --> 00:12:11.519 they speak. But okay, so let's get to our one. 245 00:12:11.519 --> 00:12:14.879 Oh one. Wait, wait, so but all the guys they're 246 00:12:14.879 --> 00:12:18.240 all discussing. Now it's like the first time guy. Pascal 247 00:12:18.360 --> 00:12:22.200 and Jordan are like, Chock is being so weird, right, 248 00:12:22.320 --> 00:12:25.039 and then guy is kind of patting himself on the back. 249 00:12:25.120 --> 00:12:28.200 He's like, you, guys, I got in his face, like, 250 00:12:28.559 --> 00:12:31.039 did you guys miss it? I was, I was like, 251 00:12:31.720 --> 00:12:35.279 I was like, guys, I said, Chuck, give the guys 252 00:12:35.360 --> 00:12:38.039 a chance. It's like, yeah, Chuck, we saw you do that. 253 00:12:38.279 --> 00:12:41.720 And then he's he wants the other guys to be like, yeah, 254 00:12:42.360 --> 00:12:46.639 you told him so, so now you do that. Okay, 255 00:12:46.919 --> 00:12:49.559 we saw you do that, dude. Yeah, he's like, I 256 00:12:49.600 --> 00:12:53.879 saved you. And then also, don't forget Joan and Chalk 257 00:12:54.159 --> 00:12:58.960 sit together and Chalk, I'm sorry for He's so intense, 258 00:12:59.559 --> 00:13:02.759 and so Joan just eats it up. She's like, yeah, 259 00:13:02.919 --> 00:13:05.799 you know, coming home to an empty house, it's just 260 00:13:05.840 --> 00:13:07.879 it's really sad, Like I want to be in a couple. 261 00:13:08.279 --> 00:13:10.320 She constantly says she wants to be in a couple, 262 00:13:10.960 --> 00:13:13.799 not particularly with any of these guys, just she wants 263 00:13:13.840 --> 00:13:17.480 to be a couple of Chalk goes, Chalk goes, yeah, 264 00:13:17.759 --> 00:13:21.879 we deserve that. We deserve that, And Joan's like, yeah, 265 00:13:22.039 --> 00:13:24.159 I mean my family wants me to be happy, and 266 00:13:24.240 --> 00:13:27.840 Chuck goes, yeah, we're gonna be so happy together. Oh, 267 00:13:27.840 --> 00:13:31.000 this is where he's future faking. Yeah. He's like, yeah, 268 00:13:31.039 --> 00:13:33.159 I totally see you. I'm gonna bring you home, You're 269 00:13:33.200 --> 00:13:36.200 gonna meet my kids, and she goes, yeah, I see 270 00:13:36.200 --> 00:13:40.720 a future with you. Yeah. So then Jon's like, I 271 00:13:40.799 --> 00:13:45.039 love all of you guys, Love you guys. Bye yaie. 272 00:13:46.120 --> 00:13:46.600 She says that. 273 00:13:46.720 --> 00:13:49.639 So She's like, Okay, this is great, love you guys. 274 00:13:49.960 --> 00:13:51.879 I gotta go drink twenty five more. I can't go 275 00:13:51.919 --> 00:13:56.480 to sleep without coffee. Bye bye bye. Gotta crunch some numbers. 276 00:13:57.000 --> 00:13:59.480 You can have a job, Joan, Where are you crunching numbers? 277 00:14:00.120 --> 00:14:02.519 Are you doing? Exhausting? 278 00:14:02.919 --> 00:14:04.919 So now Mark, okay, so now we're going to calm 279 00:14:04.919 --> 00:14:07.600 things down because her energy is very high and Mark's 280 00:14:07.639 --> 00:14:11.519 is very low. And again, sometimes that's good, good balance. 281 00:14:11.639 --> 00:14:12.759 Sometimes it's not good. 282 00:14:12.960 --> 00:14:15.320 Yeah, what did you think? Because the low energy thing 283 00:14:15.399 --> 00:14:18.519 started very early on? You know, I was like, this 284 00:14:18.559 --> 00:14:21.000 guy would not be a good podcast partner. 285 00:14:21.519 --> 00:14:23.600 No, No, he's. 286 00:14:23.399 --> 00:14:27.279 So, he's very quiet, he's I I want to know 287 00:14:27.440 --> 00:14:29.799 if you thought, like what you thought about his looks 288 00:14:29.919 --> 00:14:32.639 because I thought he looked really cute in the scene 289 00:14:32.639 --> 00:14:34.759 he put on that nice white T shirt and then 290 00:14:34.799 --> 00:14:37.120 the pale linen blue shirt. 291 00:14:38.039 --> 00:14:38.559 He's cute. 292 00:14:38.639 --> 00:14:40.480 He's a good looking guy. I would not you know, 293 00:14:40.600 --> 00:14:43.039 I wouldn't say no to him. I love his eyes 294 00:14:43.159 --> 00:14:46.759 is like kind of turned up almond shaped eyes, crinkly 295 00:14:46.759 --> 00:14:49.399 little eyes. Like he's he's very good looking and he's 296 00:14:49.480 --> 00:14:52.240 very gentle. I love that he's a military guy. I 297 00:14:52.279 --> 00:14:55.279 love like he's you know, he's

somebody I would feel 298 00:14:55.279 --> 00:14:57.759 safe with. Like I totally get why people like Mark. 299 00:14:58.279 --> 00:15:00.039 I just don't think that he's I think he's do 300 00:15:00.159 --> 00:15:02.320 good for the show, and I don't think he's right 301 00:15:02.360 --> 00:15:04.559 for Joan on any level. And he's known that from 302 00:15:04.559 --> 00:15:07.960 the beginning. He knows that too. He's not into her, 303 00:15:08.639 --> 00:15:09.399 but don't think so. 304 00:15:09.720 --> 00:15:12.000 Do you think that he would? Would you be happy 305 00:15:12.720 --> 00:15:14.559 on a scale of one to ten, would you be 306 00:15:14.639 --> 00:15:18.080 happy if he was the Golden Bachelor? 307 00:15:18.240 --> 00:15:19.440 I thought I was saying, would I be happy if 308 00:15:19.480 --> 00:15:21.639 he was the Mansion Man, which is what I think 309 00:15:21.639 --> 00:15:24.600 they should change the name to. Y Yeah, I'd be 310 00:15:24.600 --> 00:15:26.360 happy if he was the Golden Bachelor because I think 311 00:15:26.399 --> 00:15:28.799 they'll get you know, the women will bring it and 312 00:15:28.879 --> 00:15:30.759 he'll be kind of a sexy guy to watch go 313 00:15:30.840 --> 00:15:31.279 on dates. 314 00:15:31.360 --> 00:15:31.519 Yeah. 315 00:15:31.559 --> 00:15:33.840 Absolutely, I think he'd be perfect. And I think that's 316 00:15:33.840 --> 00:15:36.679 what's going to happen if if the show comes back. 317 00:15:37.679 --> 00:15:39.720 What don't you think this is a hit or is 318 00:15:39.759 --> 00:15:40.879 it not getting the numbers? 319 00:15:40.960 --> 00:15:43.440 The numbers went down this season, but I do believe 320 00:15:43.480 --> 00:15:46.200 some of that was you know, programming, timing and Joan. 321 00:15:47.559 --> 00:15:49.440 But whatever, Okay, we love. 322 00:15:49.240 --> 00:15:52.480 It and we're yeah, it definitely doesn't quite have the 323 00:15:52.519 --> 00:15:56.399 same thing that it did before. I really do think 324 00:15:56.440 --> 00:15:58.320 I agree with you. I really think it's Joan. 325 00:15:59.320 --> 00:16:00.720 Yeah, I think it is too. I think a lot 326 00:16:00.720 --> 00:16:03.159 of people think. But yes, to answer your question, Mark 327 00:16:03.200 --> 00:16:05.720 would be a great golden Bachelor, and I think that's 328 00:16:05.759 --> 00:16:08.519 what he's vying for. And I think maybe Joan even 329 00:16:08.639 --> 00:16:10.840 knows it, and that's why what happens happens. 330 00:16:10.840 --> 00:16:13.639 But I feel they already talked to him for sure. 331 00:16:14.240 --> 00:16:17.039 So this is like, so this is really hard to 332 00:16:17.080 --> 00:16:21.080 watch too, because all the guys are so supportive. Like 333 00:16:21.240 --> 00:16:24.679 Jordan tells the camera, He's like, yeah, you know, Mark 334 00:16:24.799 --> 00:16:26.799 is ready for a date with her, and they both 335 00:16:26.879 --> 00:16:30.720 like lost their spouse, Like you know, she's a widow 336 00:16:30.879 --> 00:16:33.799 and he's a widower, and they have that commonality and 337 00:16:33.840 --> 00:16:37.120 they're just so they're both such good people and this 338 00:16:37.240 --> 00:16:40.240 is gonna go great. And I was like, so maybe 339 00:16:40.240 --> 00:16:44.200 it's not. Well, they're they've connected through a trauma bond again. 340 00:16:44.279 --> 00:16:46.759 I'm like, if they if these two talk about their 341 00:16:47.200 --> 00:16:51.240 dead spouses again, I mean, honestly, we're all at a threshold. 342 00:16:51.360 --> 00:16:56.240 We can't handle it. It's too much, we absolutely know. Like, 343 00:16:56.320 --> 00:16:58.200 and then he's doing it too though he talks about 344 00:16:58.200 --> 00:16:59.960 Denise just as much she talks about John. 345 00:17:01.000 --> 00:17:05.039 Yeah, but there. But it's really set up in this 346 00:17:05.160 --> 00:17:10.480 scene because all of the guys are like, oh, Mark, yeah, Earth, 347 00:17:10.640 --> 00:17:13.880 this is the best guy. It's like he's still alive. 348 00:17:15.079 --> 00:17:16.400 I think he is the best guy, and I think 349 00:17:16.440 --> 00:17:18.279 they really like him. I think that can be true. 350 00:17:18.720 --> 00:17:20.480 Like Keith, by the way, is checked out. At this point, 351 00:17:20.559 --> 00:17:23.519 Joan shows up. They all said, Choks gets right in there, 352 00:17:23.839 --> 00:17:26.119 just right, like she's got on a date with somebody else. 353 00:17:26.400 --> 00:17:30.160 Chock pulls his chock, chocks, he chalks, she chalks the 354 00:17:30.200 --> 00:17:31.359 fuck out, and. 355 00:17:31.319 --> 00:17:32.839 Then she starts talking about. 356 00:17:33.079 --> 00:17:35.200 Journal like the journey over and over again. 357 00:17:35.240 --> 00:17:38.279 I just wrote journey, journey, blah, blah, like we don't 358 00:17:38.359 --> 00:17:39.400 now it's time for Mark. 359 00:17:39.480 --> 00:17:42.400 Let's focus on him. Yeah, but not you but with 360 00:17:42.559 --> 00:17:45.240 you know, no, I know, I know. But and what 361 00:17:45.440 --> 00:17:49.319 Joan says about him too, she's like, you know, she goes, 362 00:17:49.400 --> 00:17:52.559 Mark is cute, and he's he's a family guy, and 363 00:17:52.599 --> 00:17:56.519 he's you know, probably got a really big penis. You know, 364 00:17:56.640 --> 00:17:59.359 he anyway, he checks all the boxes. She goes, it 365 00:17:59.359 --> 00:18:02.079 would be so easy to give him a rose. And 366 00:18:02.160 --> 00:18:04.759 I want to meet Kelsey. Like Kelsey and are like 367 00:18:05.039 --> 00:18:08.119 kind of best friends. And I love his family. And 368 00:18:08.279 --> 00:18:12.759 I haven't been to New Orleans, but he's really quiet 369 00:18:12.799 --> 00:18:15.000 and we've mostly been kind of formal. So I'm gonna 370 00:18:15.000 --> 00:18:18.319 have to see today he's setting that ship up. She 371 00:18:18.359 --> 00:18:27.920 already knows ye to dot and raw, CAMMI

strap almost 372 00:18:28.079 --> 00:18:31.359 John so much because to do that, we're gonna get 373 00:18:31.400 --> 00:18:36.640 on fast car. So Joan does get a fast car, 374 00:18:36.759 --> 00:18:39.400 and she drives very quickly, which is making me nervous 375 00:18:39.440 --> 00:18:41.599 like it did with Gary. And she does that thing 376 00:18:41.680 --> 00:18:44.240 too where when when she pulls up and she tells 377 00:18:44.319 --> 00:18:47.440 him where we've got a date. We've got a red 378 00:18:47.640 --> 00:18:49.519 Corvette and I'm driving. 379 00:18:49.720 --> 00:18:52.000 She's like, I drive, I drive, and he's like, Okay, 380 00:18:52.039 --> 00:18:54.960 he's in a he's like in a dream state, not 381 00:18:55.039 --> 00:18:57.160 in a good way. He's sort of xannext out. I 382 00:18:57.160 --> 00:18:59.559 don't know what's going on, but he's not really talking. 383 00:19:00.200 --> 00:19:04.079 What is is he? Okay, yeah, I was gonna ask you, like, 384 00:19:04.200 --> 00:19:08.319 is he is he just an introverted, quiet guy but 385 00:19:08.920 --> 00:19:11.039 America loved him so they put him on the show. 386 00:19:12.440 --> 00:19:14.920 Or is he nervous because of the cameras. I think 387 00:19:14.920 --> 00:19:17.039 both things, but I think he always can't kind of 388 00:19:17.039 --> 00:19:19.960 came across as very gentle, you know, even when in 389 00:19:20.039 --> 00:19:23.839 Kelsey season, he's a very just gentle intelligent. He's probably 390 00:19:23.839 --> 00:19:26.920 the guy who likes to read standing up. I know 391 00:19:26.960 --> 00:19:29.000 a couple of people like that that are very calm 392 00:19:29.359 --> 00:19:31.839 and they'll literally read in line for a movie. They're 393 00:19:31.880 --> 00:19:33.599 reading a book. I can't put it down. I have 394 00:19:33.680 --> 00:19:36.519 like three friends that do that. They're very introverted, they 395 00:19:36.519 --> 00:19:38.319 need no one, And I think Mark is that guy. 396 00:19:39.160 --> 00:19:41.160 So it takes him and he's not into I can't 397 00:19:41.160 --> 00:19:43.839 stress enough. Like he's just not attracted to her, so 398 00:19:43.880 --> 00:19:46.960 there's not much he has to do here. He's you know, 399 00:19:47.119 --> 00:19:50.000 and like he's not good at small talk and she 400 00:19:50.319 --> 00:19:53.200 is but she's over it. So when they get they 401 00:19:53.240 --> 00:19:56.200 get on a yacht and continue They're excited to be 402 00:19:56.279 --> 00:19:59.200 on this yacht, but they continue talking about like dead spouses. 403 00:19:59.400 --> 00:20:01.920 Well, it's so awkward at first. First they have they 404 00:20:01.960 --> 00:20:05.079 each have a glass of you know, champagne, and they 405 00:20:05.079 --> 00:20:07.559 make this is the first thing they do is just 406 00:20:07.640 --> 00:20:12.400 make small talk about the weather. Yes, like literally pulled out. 407 00:20:12.680 --> 00:20:15.799 And then they're just sitting there awkwardly and there's no conversation. 408 00:20:16.880 --> 00:20:19.440 And then Joan tells us like, yeah, I mean we're 409 00:20:19.440 --> 00:20:22.519 having a good time, are you. She goes, but we 410 00:20:22.640 --> 00:20:26.119 just we haven't really gotten into like the easy flow yet. 411 00:20:26.359 --> 00:20:28.000 Well, and she's like, I'm so coold. I guess I 412 00:20:28.039 --> 00:20:30.319 have to drink more champagne instead of him just wrapping 413 00:20:30.319 --> 00:20:33.480 his arms around her or a shirt or something. God forbid, Right, 414 00:20:33.519 --> 00:20:35.960 it doesn't even do that. She's kind of hinting that, like, well, 415 00:20:36.000 --> 00:20:40.200 I guess I'll just get drunk to get warmer, buddy. 416 00:20:40.319 --> 00:20:42.400 Like it's not her fault in this dale like Mark's 417 00:20:42.440 --> 00:20:43.240 giving her nothing. 418 00:20:43.519 --> 00:20:45.759 No he's not, and he thinks he is. And he's 419 00:20:45.880 --> 00:20:49.000 just like, yeah, I'm just like really having a good time. 420 00:20:49.400 --> 00:20:52.400 I've had this happen you. I'm sure you've had this 421 00:20:52.440 --> 00:20:54.920 happen where you go on a date it's incredibly awkward, 422 00:20:55.000 --> 00:20:57.599 like you barely talk, it's terrible, and then you get 423 00:20:57.599 --> 00:21:00.440 flowers the next day and the guy's like, I just 424 00:21:00.480 --> 00:21:03.920 had the most amazing time nothing, and you're like, what 425 00:21:04.079 --> 00:21:06.440 date were you on? I'm going to stop you right there. 426 00:21:06.759 --> 00:21:08.759 I have never gone on a date where like there 427 00:21:08.880 --> 00:21:13.200 was quiet because I'm there, you know what I mean, Like, 428 00:21:13.279 --> 00:21:17.079 even if it's awkward, I will fill the silence. I 429 00:21:17.119 --> 00:21:19.279 did get flowers once from a guy I didn't like 430 00:21:19.400 --> 00:21:22.240 and didn't think there was a future, and they were 431 00:21:22.279 --> 00:21:24.279 a type of flower that I'm very allergic to, so 432 00:21:24.279 --> 00:21:26.119 they made me really sick. But I didn't tell him 433 00:21:26.119 --> 00:21:28.640 that because I thought that'd be rude. Do you think 434 00:21:28.640 --> 00:21:30.200 he did it on purpose? Somehow he knew? 435 00:21:31.480 --> 00:21:35.039 Yeah, probably. Do you think he could be a mansion man? 436 00:21:35.319 --> 00:21:36.480 We the man? Okay? 437 00:21:36.519 --> 00:21:39.799 So then they get these little games, okay, right, idea, 438 00:21:39.880 --> 00:21:41.319 we have these little games on the yacht. 439 00:21:41.440 --> 00:21:43.440 Never have I ever, which was kind of like it 440 00:21:43.519 --> 00:21:43.880 was cute. 441 00:21:43.880 --> 00:21:46.519 And then they'd have things that are like we're so alike, 442 00:21:47.039 --> 00:21:50.519 you're so alike, Why in what way are you so alike. 443 00:21:50.559 --> 00:21:53.000 Like their questions were so

stupid, like oh they like 444 00:21:53.119 --> 00:21:56.000 cheese plates were so we're so the same. We had 445 00:21:56.000 --> 00:22:00.960 two we have two dead spouses, and we love cheese. Right, well, 446 00:22:01.160 --> 00:22:03.240 I guess we should get married then, and. 447 00:22:03.400 --> 00:22:05.240 Well, and the worst thing is that one of the 448 00:22:05.400 --> 00:22:09.319 question was, uh, if you do, would you do prefer 449 00:22:09.720 --> 00:22:12.920 saying I love you first? Yes, or saying it second? 450 00:22:13.039 --> 00:22:15.400 And they both and she's like, I mean I would 451 00:22:15.440 --> 00:22:17.680 only say it second. I wouldn't say it first. And 452 00:22:17.680 --> 00:22:21.279 he'd go too, yeah, me too. And then she she's like, well, 453 00:22:21.279 --> 00:22:24.680 that's going to be a problem. That's not a commonality 454 00:22:24.720 --> 00:22:27.680 you want. Also what guy is like, yeah, I really 455 00:22:27.720 --> 00:22:31.440 prefer I'm sorry, but that's just like a weird like 456 00:22:31.519 --> 00:22:33.880 she just told you she likes he should say like 457 00:22:34.000 --> 00:22:36.240 I I mean even if he says like, hey, it 458 00:22:36.279 --> 00:22:39.400 feels really good to hear it first, and that makes 459 00:22:39.480 --> 00:22:41.559 that would make me feel so confident. But of course 460 00:22:41.599 --> 00:22:43.920 if I'm feeling it, I'm going to tell it to somebody, 461 00:22:44.240 --> 00:22:45.480 right something. Yeah. 462 00:22:45.599 --> 00:22:46.920 No, He's like, yeah, I never say it first. 463 00:22:46.960 --> 00:22:47.319 That's weird. 464 00:22:47.400 --> 00:22:50.119 She's like, oh no, we'll have a problem the convert. 465 00:22:50.119 --> 00:22:53.039 Then they start talking again about the diagnosis of their 466 00:22:53.519 --> 00:22:56.880 like late spouses. Well, first, Joan is just trying to 467 00:22:56.920 --> 00:23:02.079 get any conversations, so she she's she she's so hr. 468 00:23:02.440 --> 00:23:05.119 She goes, yes, so, how do you see the next 469 00:23:05.119 --> 00:23:10.880 five years going? And he says, I was like, come on, Mark, 470 00:23:10.920 --> 00:23:14.759 he goes, well, because of this amazing adventure, I've been 471 00:23:14.759 --> 00:23:17.359 on talking about the guys in the mansion. He's not 472 00:23:17.400 --> 00:23:19.359 talking about her. He's had no time with her. So 473 00:23:19.359 --> 00:23:22.720 he goes, I now have my self confidence back due 474 00:23:22.720 --> 00:23:23.400 to the mansion. 475 00:23:23.440 --> 00:23:23.599 Men. 476 00:23:23.920 --> 00:23:25.759 It doesn't really have anything to do with you, because 477 00:23:25.759 --> 00:23:29.359 I haven't really so I really see myself flourishing. And 478 00:23:29.519 --> 00:23:33.079 I knew right then that she was like dude. She goes, yeah, 479 00:23:33.079 --> 00:23:34.519 it's been there. Both like dude. 480 00:23:34.599 --> 00:23:36.759 Because then he does a thing where then he tells 481 00:23:36.799 --> 00:23:38.319 her the story about the hummingbird. 482 00:23:38.720 --> 00:23:41.279 Right, I'm like, oh god, no, not again, and he 483 00:23:41.319 --> 00:23:42.799 does the whole old switcheroo again. 484 00:23:42.839 --> 00:23:44.519 It was like Denise came to me as a hummingbird. 485 00:23:45.359 --> 00:23:47.920 Basically, I'm like, yeah, she had some words, but the 486 00:23:47.960 --> 00:23:51.000 words are that I'm supposed to like bang you from behind. 487 00:23:52.079 --> 00:23:55.720 Well, you can't say that. Even worse than that, Before 488 00:23:55.759 --> 00:23:59.480 he even says that which is which is very true. Yes, 489 00:23:59.599 --> 00:24:04.240 she she doesn't. She's like, yeah, well we both experienced loss, 490 00:24:04.240 --> 00:24:07.559 so we really get each other. And he says, yeah, 491 00:24:08.000 --> 00:24:10.240 but I've been hanging out with all these supportive men, 492 00:24:10.319 --> 00:24:12.359 so it's it's been like group therapy for me. I've 493 00:24:12.400 --> 00:24:14.880 really healed. And she goes, well, that's great for you, 494 00:24:14.920 --> 00:24:16.640 but I have no one to talk to, so it's 495 00:24:16.680 --> 00:24:19.359 just me and my crazy thoughts and my crazy brain 496 00:24:19.480 --> 00:24:21.599 fucking hawks, and then she doesn't know what to do, 497 00:24:21.680 --> 00:24:23.960 so she's like, how long did you know that Denise 498 00:24:24.039 --> 00:24:27.200 wasn't going to make it what you got? You opened 499 00:24:27.200 --> 00:24:30.319 the door for this Joan. She totally did, and then 500 00:24:30.599 --> 00:24:31.279 it was so sad. 501 00:24:31.319 --> 00:24:33.880 He talks about her cancer diagnosis, how she had had 502 00:24:33.960 --> 00:24:36.599 beautiful hair and wigs, like he gets very I think. 503 00:24:36.440 --> 00:24:40.039 That was lovely. Was her hair was down to her calves? Right? 504 00:24:40.079 --> 00:24:42.400 And then she didn't sure this so she said this 505 00:24:42.640 --> 00:24:44.720 first of all, her hair was not down to her calves. 506 00:24:44.759 --> 00:24:47.480 That's that's crazy that I think he just doesn't understand. 507 00:24:47.880 --> 00:24:50.519 Yeah, you know, that's also like what was she Rapunzel? 508 00:24:50.880 --> 00:24:53.400 Like that's a nerd that it's not a compliment, Like 509 00:24:53.440 --> 00:24:54.799 that's weird, Like cut your hair. 510 00:24:55.000 --> 00:24:57.279 Then she he says that, but then she's just like, 511 00:24:57.960 --> 00:25:00.559 was it Like she doesn't care, She's not listening, she 512 00:25:00.599 --> 00:25:03.359 doesn't care, she never listens. She's trying to figure out 513 00:25:03.359 --> 00:25:05.519 a way to make that about her and like her hair. 514 00:25:06.200 --> 00:25:09.519 So I think, actually, though his conversation about like describing 515 00:25:09.599 --> 00:25:11.759 what she went through with chemo was nice and could 516 00:25:11.799 -->

00:25:14.200 help people who have gone through that or are going 517 00:25:14.240 --> 00:25:17.200 through that. So I just think it's weird that their 518 00:25:17.359 --> 00:25:21.240 entire relationship is based on like their other like losing 519 00:25:21.279 --> 00:25:21.960 their spouses. 520 00:25:22.119 --> 00:25:24.759 How much more can we do here? Right? 521 00:25:24.839 --> 00:25:26.960 Jen doesn't care, and then it's like, now we're just 522 00:25:26.960 --> 00:25:29.839 gonna get so her vis He's just going to devour 523 00:25:29.920 --> 00:25:32.039 his hummingbird, right right? 524 00:25:32.279 --> 00:25:34.680 Yes, so he does. He tells the whole story about 525 00:25:34.920 --> 00:25:39.440 He retells the story. This season of The Bachelor of 526 00:25:39.519 --> 00:25:43.279 the Golden Bachelorette has had a lot of like this 527 00:25:43.319 --> 00:25:46.480 scene happened, we watched this scene happen. Then he recounts 528 00:25:46.519 --> 00:25:50.279 it to Pascal or whoever he's talking to, and then 529 00:25:50.319 --> 00:25:52.400 he has to recount the whole thing to Joanes. So 530 00:25:52.400 --> 00:25:55.160 he's like, yeah, like I was walking today and I 531 00:25:55.240 --> 00:25:58.000 saw a hummingbird and it really showed me that this 532 00:25:58.039 --> 00:26:01.200 is where I'm supposed to be. And again, yeah and 533 00:26:01.200 --> 00:26:03.599 switch the hawk shows up every once in a while, 534 00:26:04.000 --> 00:26:05.799 probably here now I don't know. 535 00:26:05.839 --> 00:26:07.519 Well, then they bond again on that I just wrote, 536 00:26:07.519 --> 00:26:11.759 why are they sexualizing birds? Why does this keep happening? 537 00:26:11.759 --> 00:26:14.200 And why are we doing it again? In a different scene, 538 00:26:14.759 --> 00:26:17.279 so he wants like he kind of wants to kiss her, 539 00:26:17.319 --> 00:26:19.000 but I wrote, but does she want it? 540 00:26:19.039 --> 00:26:21.559 I don't. She's I feel like she's not into it. 541 00:26:21.799 --> 00:26:26.039 He's so disconnected. He even he's like, he goes, yeah, 542 00:26:26.119 --> 00:26:28.000 he looks her in the eye and he goes, this 543 00:26:28.119 --> 00:26:31.079 has been the best day I've had since coming to California. 544 00:26:33.000 --> 00:26:38.920 It's just a weird, weird pressury. And then Joan goes, yeah, 545 00:26:38.960 --> 00:26:41.200 like I had so much fun with Mark and we 546 00:26:41.240 --> 00:26:47.160 really bonded over losing our spouses. But m hmmm, but 547 00:26:47.160 --> 00:26:47.960 but but. 548 00:26:48.759 --> 00:26:51.799 I don't know because I don't And Okay, so then 549 00:26:51.880 --> 00:26:54.119 Jen just bluntly just tells him because we think there's 550 00:26:54.119 --> 00:26:55.599 gonna be this big kiss and she's just. 551 00:26:55.519 --> 00:26:58.119 Like it was a nice day. She's just so like 552 00:26:58.519 --> 00:27:02.200 that was a nice day. Yeah, all right, kids, listen, everybody, 553 00:27:02.400 --> 00:27:06.079 everybody get chrisscross apple sauce. 554 00:27:06.440 --> 00:27:07.519 Oh, that's what I saying. 555 00:27:07.519 --> 00:27:09.559 She she seems like a kindergarten teacher that you know, 556 00:27:09.599 --> 00:27:12.400 like when they're reading and then they have illustrations and 557 00:27:12.400 --> 00:27:14.079 then they hold the book out and then. 558 00:27:14.119 --> 00:27:17.039 Slowly show both sides of the room. 559 00:27:17.599 --> 00:27:21.119 That is so joan, yes, yes, and she has everyone 560 00:27:21.240 --> 00:27:23.160 and do you guys see this in the back that's 561 00:27:23.200 --> 00:27:27.799 the hawk. That's the hawk. And then real loudly turns 562 00:27:27.880 --> 00:27:28.799 to the next page. 563 00:27:29.279 --> 00:27:33.400 That you know what I mean, just like just so annoyed, 564 00:27:33.440 --> 00:27:35.960 licks her finger and turns to the page, and this 565 00:27:36.240 --> 00:27:42.279 is Denise the butterfly slash hummingbird. I was a reader. 566 00:27:42.799 --> 00:27:45.480 I was I could read in kindergarten. Not a brag, 567 00:27:46.079 --> 00:27:47.920 but I was an early I was a bit of 568 00:27:47.920 --> 00:27:50.319 an early reader and also a bit of an advanced reader. 569 00:27:50.400 --> 00:27:55.440 And nothing made me more stabby than being in kindergarten 570 00:27:55.480 --> 00:27:58.559 er first grade, and like the teacher taking so long 571 00:27:58.759 --> 00:27:59.720 to get through the page. 572 00:27:59.759 --> 00:28:03.799 It's like, okay, oh my god, me too. My friend 573 00:28:03.880 --> 00:28:05.920 Julie and I would try not to laugh. They'd have 574 00:28:05.920 --> 00:28:08.240 to separate us because yeah, when they would do some 575 00:28:08.279 --> 00:28:10.839 sort of it's like and then Harriet got her red 576 00:28:10.960 --> 00:28:15.799 cap on to go do her detective work, her detective work. 577 00:28:15.880 --> 00:28:18.119 She'll say it again while she's showing the picture, and 578 00:28:18.160 --> 00:28:20.720 that crinkly like the book from the library is like 579 00:28:20.759 --> 00:28:24.880 making that really crinkly plastic sound, which my musiphonia doesn't. 580 00:28:24.960 --> 00:28:29.400 It doesn't started forty. That shit was from the beginning, 581 00:28:29.400 --> 00:28:29.880 and I was like. 582 00:28:29.839 --> 00:28:34.039 Oh God, they're crinkling the weird book. Stop. How am 583 00:28:34.039 --> 00:28:37.599 I alive? I hated that. I did early on hate 584 00:28:37.599 --> 00:28:41.599 the sound of like kids chewing gum. Of course it would, 585 00:28:41.839 --> 00:28:46.160 uh yeah, I would work. Is What was worse. Yeah. 586 00:28:46.200 --> 00:28:49.000 What was worse than the librarian or whoever the teacher, 587 00:28:49.079 --> 00:28:51.400 like reading really slowly and showing you the pictures, was 588 00:28:51.440 --> 00:28:53.279 when they would call students up to do it. 589 00:28:53.319 --> 00:28:54.640 I think we've

talked about this. 590 00:28:54.920 --> 00:28:56.680 And they were just not giving it there all, and 591 00:28:56.720 --> 00:28:57.720 I'd be so annoyed. 592 00:28:57.720 --> 00:29:01.079 I'd be like, all of her, learn learn your lines, 593 00:29:01.160 --> 00:29:03.359 like say it like you mean it, and these were 594 00:29:03.400 --> 00:29:07.279 important things too, and they like And then Columbus went 595 00:29:07.319 --> 00:29:11.480 to Central America and found rom and gold and sugar, 596 00:29:11.799 --> 00:29:14.400 and I'm like, okay, look, we all have to be here. 597 00:29:14.640 --> 00:29:16.440 Nobody wants to be here, but at least try to 598 00:29:16.559 --> 00:29:19.079 sell it a little, sell it like you wrote it. 599 00:29:19.799 --> 00:29:22.400 Oh my god. It would make me and I would 600 00:29:22.440 --> 00:29:25.359 always feel really mean. And I almost feel mean saying 601 00:29:25.400 --> 00:29:28.640 it right now. But when somebody was chosen to read aloud, 602 00:29:28.680 --> 00:29:32.240 and I understand, oh my gosh, if you're mad, not 603 00:29:32.279 --> 00:29:33.759 if they weren't a good reader. I'm not saying if 604 00:29:33.759 --> 00:29:35.319 they weren't a good reader, it's that they weren't like 605 00:29:35.559 --> 00:29:39.079 dramatic enough for me, weren't selling it right. But also 606 00:29:39.319 --> 00:29:42.440 I would just make me upset that they would choose 607 00:29:42.480 --> 00:29:44.839 people to read that we're never going to get through 608 00:29:44.839 --> 00:29:47.160 the reading. So I would be like, oh, no, we're 609 00:29:47.200 --> 00:29:49.160 not going to ever, like we're going to be here. 610 00:29:49.440 --> 00:29:51.559 That was where it was just my add and I'd 611 00:29:51.599 --> 00:29:54.160 be like, oh, we're going to be here forever. Like 612 00:29:54.480 --> 00:29:58.079 just tutor them privately after five I didn't mind. 613 00:29:58.119 --> 00:29:59.839 Now just now I try to make you look really bad. 614 00:30:00.119 --> 00:30:01.759 I actually didn't mind that, because that's how they learn 615 00:30:01.799 --> 00:30:04.480 and they get better. I would just what I would 616 00:30:04.519 --> 00:30:06.440 do Stephanie, or what I did back then, because I'm 617 00:30:06.440 --> 00:30:08.640 such an EmPATH. I would just put my arms around 618 00:30:08.680 --> 00:30:11.039 them and hold them and kind of whisper certain words 619 00:30:11.039 --> 00:30:11.480 in their ear. 620 00:30:11.559 --> 00:30:13.480 If they were having in trouble with a word, the 621 00:30:14.200 --> 00:30:23.599 word when they're like mom and I at yes, and 622 00:30:23.640 --> 00:30:26.279 I'd just be like, it's puppet. I would do that, 623 00:30:26.279 --> 00:30:27.599 but I would do it in a sweet way where 624 00:30:27.599 --> 00:30:29.759 you hold them and just quick kiss on the cheek 625 00:30:30.160 --> 00:30:32.720 like you're like you Juan A little bit. 626 00:30:32.720 --> 00:30:34.799 Was like John,

I didn't mind me if anyone had 627 00:30:34.839 --> 00:30:36.559 any kind of disability or like that. 628 00:30:36.640 --> 00:30:38.480 It was just when they didn't sell it, they could 629 00:30:38.559 --> 00:30:43.319 read j I hated people with disabilities. She doesn't mean it. 630 00:30:43.880 --> 00:30:46.960 She doesn't. Stephanie does not mean that they had to 631 00:30:47.000 --> 00:30:49.960 come up with a lot of like laws because of me, 632 00:30:50.279 --> 00:30:53.480 because of my intolerance to people differences. 633 00:30:53.960 --> 00:30:56.359 I just want you to like make it okay anyway, 634 00:30:56.519 --> 00:30:59.720 so Joan, So all right back at the house chalk, 635 00:30:59.880 --> 00:31:00.960 I just wrote, definitely. 636 00:31:00.960 --> 00:31:03.599 Having some issues, and I'm not sure that Keith should 637 00:31:03.599 --> 00:31:06.599 still be there. He's like, uh, He's like, last night 638 00:31:06.759 --> 00:31:09.200 was really tough. He's like, I old that, I'll tell 639 00:31:09.200 --> 00:31:11.279 you what. I didn't like seeing her with Mark, that's 640 00:31:11.319 --> 00:31:14.680 for sure. He's like, listen, I'm making some batches of 641 00:31:14.759 --> 00:31:16.920 chocolate chip cookies and I'm going to tell you what's 642 00:31:16.960 --> 00:31:20.480 going to be in those chips arsenic and I mentioned it. 643 00:31:20.519 --> 00:31:24.039 I'm on part one, but you know, and they're like, 644 00:31:24.079 --> 00:31:26.240 you can't chalk, you can't put arsenal. 645 00:31:26.279 --> 00:31:30.160 You can't just say you're putting arsenal inanl Then that 646 00:31:30.319 --> 00:31:34.400 seems to be legal here, no talk, it's not. 647 00:31:35.440 --> 00:31:39.720 Oh my god, then yeah, or Mark such we had 648 00:31:39.799 --> 00:31:43.599 such a Lenny and Squiggy moment because Mark is just like, hey, guys, 649 00:31:44.400 --> 00:31:51.799 He's like, I keep forgetting we're not loving anymore. Yeah, 650 00:31:51.839 --> 00:31:55.119 he's like, oh my god, guys, ah, best night of 651 00:31:55.160 --> 00:31:59.599 my life, feeling super confident, feeling good, just feeling good. 652 00:32:00.400 --> 00:32:05.519 Just yeah, he doesn't know. Okay, how early did you know? 653 00:32:05.640 --> 00:32:08.880 I didn't. I had no spoilers. I wasn't looking at Facebook, 654 00:32:08.920 --> 00:32:11.279 of like what, but I knew he was gonna You 655 00:32:11.359 --> 00:32:13.079 knew she was going to come break up with him, right, 656 00:32:13.200 --> 00:32:15.519 you could tell. But of course she's like, yeah, she's 657 00:32:15.519 --> 00:32:17.960 all wound up. She's just so I mean, it's kind 658 00:32:18.000 --> 00:32:18.960 of hard to tell with her. 659 00:32:18.839 --> 00:32:21.359 If she likes you or doesn't. But she's just like, hey, 660 00:32:21.440 --> 00:32:23.039 can I have you for a second? Okay, and she's 661 00:32:23.079 --> 00:32:25.880 being she's just Oh God, if i'd been him, i'd 662 00:32:25.920 --> 00:32:27.480 be like, just don't even give me the speech. I 663 00:32:27.480 --> 00:32:28.519 am so disinterested. 664 00:32:28.640 --> 00:32:31.400 Let me just go. Well, he has no idea, that's 665 00:32:31.440 --> 00:32:35.079 the thing. He is the guy that probably sent flowers 666 00:32:35.119 --> 00:32:37.640 after that date of like, oh my god, I guess 667 00:32:37.680 --> 00:32:40.160 we're getting married. Like I guess she's picking me, like 668 00:32:40.559 --> 00:32:44.319 based on nothing, right, And she's so she starts her speech, 669 00:32:44.400 --> 00:32:48.039 but before she does, it's really sad because she's like, 670 00:32:48.119 --> 00:32:51.240 come talk to me, and and uh to break his 671 00:32:51.319 --> 00:32:54.799 heart and mark uh and then what's his name? I 672 00:32:54.839 --> 00:32:57.559 think it's Keith. It's like, ah, she's pulling him aside. 673 00:32:58.039 --> 00:33:01.119 This is probably something really good. He's so checked out 674 00:33:01.160 --> 00:33:03.400 he wouldn't know anything. I wonder if he's going to 675 00:33:03.440 --> 00:33:06.319 go have sex, Like he doesn't even know where he is. 676 00:33:06.839 --> 00:33:10.119 He isn't here. But she's she's giving this speech like 677 00:33:10.440 --> 00:33:13.279 it was a great day, you know, like the recaps, 678 00:33:13.319 --> 00:33:14.720 you're so great. 679 00:33:14.880 --> 00:33:17.559 But like, let's just get to the butt. We know 680 00:33:17.680 --> 00:33:20.119 she's not into him, she's not feeling it. We've seen 681 00:33:20.119 --> 00:33:21.799 this for a long time, right, And. 682 00:33:21.720 --> 00:33:24.160 She said something actually kind of important. She said, I 683 00:33:24.240 --> 00:33:27.000 just don't see a me in this conversation. I'm listening 684 00:33:27.039 --> 00:33:29.920 to you. But that's so Joan, isn't it. That's okay? 685 00:33:29.920 --> 00:33:32.720 Could that be the name of this episode? That's so Joan. 686 00:33:33.559 --> 00:33:36.559 It's just, yeah, that's so Joan. Because of course there's 687 00:33:36.599 --> 00:33:37.240 not enough her. 688 00:33:37.319 --> 00:33:39.799 She wasn't able to He's got his own SOB story 689 00:33:39.839 --> 00:33:42.119 and maybe that's not enough room for her SOB. 690 00:33:41.880 --> 00:33:46.359 Story, right right, right? Yeah? I mean she's like, I. 691 00:33:46.359 --> 00:33:48.759 Mean, I does she not get to talk about herself? 692 00:33:48.799 --> 00:33:51.480 She did, but she's saying she just doesn't see him 693 00:33:51.519 --> 00:33:53.640 me and there she likes him so much. 694 00:33:54.039 --> 00:33:56.240 And I called this. I called this like two or 695 00:33:56.279 --> 00:33:59.839 three weeks ago. You really did call this. And I 696 00:34:00.079 --> 00:34:03.039 think it's interesting that she hasn't had she didn't have 697 00:34:03.079 --> 00:34:07.599 the one on one date earlier with him. But but 698 00:34:07.640 --> 00:34:10.239 it was weird because they showed this

coming attraction way 699 00:34:10.280 --> 00:34:12.639 earlier in the season. Well that's how much earlier. It's it. 700 00:34:12.679 --> 00:34:14.199 We're only on it, by the way, we're only on 701 00:34:14.239 --> 00:34:18.800 episode five. No, yes, this is episode how much left? 702 00:34:19.159 --> 00:34:21.960 I know, that's what's so weird. So episodes sit like 703 00:34:22.239 --> 00:34:26.800 they really are cutting this season down. And but I 704 00:34:26.880 --> 00:34:30.679 don't think they showed Mark saying to her. They showed 705 00:34:30.719 --> 00:34:33.840 her saying I'm in love with you, remember, But I 706 00:34:33.880 --> 00:34:35.360 think it was a trick. I think it was a 707 00:34:35.360 --> 00:34:37.760 tricky editing because. 708 00:34:37.400 --> 00:34:40.119 When she's yeah, I mean, who knows. 709 00:34:40.199 --> 00:34:43.079 But I was like, okay, So I kept waiting because 710 00:34:43.079 --> 00:34:46.000 I'm a sucker and I believe these stupid producers. But 711 00:34:46.079 --> 00:34:47.800 I was like, okay, so this is going to be 712 00:34:47.840 --> 00:34:50.280 the slow burn. This is going to be she's finally 713 00:34:50.320 --> 00:34:51.920 going to get her one on one and they're just 714 00:34:51.960 --> 00:34:54.960 gonna like, really, she's going to be like, oh my gosh, 715 00:34:55.239 --> 00:34:58.039 the so into this guy. So I was like, okay, 716 00:34:58.079 --> 00:35:01.519 they can't have him move forward if, like you said, 717 00:35:01.920 --> 00:35:06.239 the only thing that they talked about was their dead spouses. Yeah, 718 00:35:06.280 --> 00:35:09.239 they don't have a whole lot going on, but I yeah, 719 00:35:09.280 --> 00:35:10.119 there's nothing. Really. 720 00:35:10.239 --> 00:35:12.559 The only sad part he kind of gets through it. 721 00:35:12.559 --> 00:35:14.800 She's being an ice clean. I just said, I hope 722 00:35:14.800 --> 00:35:17.039 he's relieved because I know he's not into her either. 723 00:35:17.440 --> 00:35:19.440 But the saddest part was him going back and telling 724 00:35:19.480 --> 00:35:22.440 the guys. You know, that was where there was actual 725 00:35:22.480 --> 00:35:24.920 real emotions. She wasn't really feeling. She kind of had 726 00:35:24.960 --> 00:35:26.960 a little bit of a teary eyed but was the guys, 727 00:35:27.039 --> 00:35:31.159 the mansion men, who were like, actually upset. They're the 728 00:35:31.159 --> 00:35:32.079 ones falling apart. 729 00:35:32.199 --> 00:35:34.639 They love they love that guy, which is that's what 730 00:35:34.760 --> 00:35:37.599 makes the show, that's it. And I just was like, 731 00:35:37.639 --> 00:35:41.039 these poor guys, because now he goes back in and 732 00:35:41.039 --> 00:35:45.079 he's like, yeah, and he's so sad, but not he 733 00:35:45.440 --> 00:35:49.559 like you said, he's not sad about her. He's he's 734 00:35:49.599 --> 00:35:52.320 not sad about her. She wasn't for him. He's sad 735 00:35:52.360 --> 00:35:55.119 that he has to leave the show and he goes guys. 736 00:35:55.239 --> 00:35:57.800 But it had to be embarrassing. And by the way, 737 00:35:57.880 --> 00:35:59.800 I do want to say that I thought the way 738 00:35:59.800 --> 00:36:03.039 that Joan ended it with him, I think it was 739 00:36:03.119 --> 00:36:05.679 such a like we have to have some kind of drama. 740 00:36:06.000 --> 00:36:09.519 There was no reason to say that to him. It 741 00:36:09.920 --> 00:36:13.119 absolutely could have been done at the Rose ceremony. There 742 00:36:13.159 --> 00:36:15.039 was there was no reason to tell him that. Do 743 00:36:15.039 --> 00:36:17.639 you know what I'm saying? Like, yes, she had she 744 00:36:17.760 --> 00:36:20.039 bond was bonded with all the guys. She could have 745 00:36:20.159 --> 00:36:23.119 just told him. So they were clearly making it a 746 00:36:23.119 --> 00:36:25.440 thing for the show. They needed some kind of drama. 747 00:36:25.840 --> 00:36:27.760 But and the way I have to say, she was 748 00:36:27.800 --> 00:36:32.719 probably fought them. She was probably like is this really necessary? 749 00:36:32.760 --> 00:36:34.519 And they're like, yeah, we really need it for the show. 750 00:36:34.599 --> 00:36:38.000 So she was. She was like, yeah, like, I just 751 00:36:38.159 --> 00:36:41.119 you're so great. We had such a great time, and 752 00:36:41.719 --> 00:36:45.199 you know, I really think we grew our relationship. No, 753 00:36:45.239 --> 00:36:48.679 you didn't. You didn't grow it, right, You're so right. 754 00:36:48.719 --> 00:36:50.119 I didn't even think about that. Why did he? 755 00:36:50.639 --> 00:36:50.719 Like? 756 00:36:50.800 --> 00:36:52.840 The only reason it's production because they want to make 757 00:36:52.920 --> 00:36:55.400 him or try to get him in line for Golden Bachelor, 758 00:36:55.719 --> 00:36:58.159 to make him stand out somebody else. Other people at 759 00:36:58.199 --> 00:36:59.800 the Rose ceremony are going to get hurt. They don't 760 00:36:59.800 --> 00:37:02.920 get the luxury of that, right exactly. 761 00:37:03.119 --> 00:37:05.800 They just had the date, but the guys are Pascal says, 762 00:37:05.880 --> 00:37:09.039 He's like, he was my best friend, the BFF. 763 00:37:09.599 --> 00:37:12.880 I didn't know they were best friends, but I believe it. Yeah, 764 00:37:12.920 --> 00:37:13.559 I believe that. 765 00:37:13.760 --> 00:37:18.400 Mark's like, this experience has changed me. I'm a better man, 766 00:37:19.039 --> 00:37:23.480 a better person, a better father because of the guys here. 767 00:37:24.519 --> 00:37:29.320 That is so telling, right so it Oh he says 768 00:37:29.320 --> 00:37:31.559 that to her. By the way, when he tells the guys, 769 00:37:31.599 --> 00:37:37.159 he goes, yeah, guys, So Joan and I were we 770 00:37:37.199 --> 00:37:40.679 went outside. We were talking, you know, and I guess 771 00:37:40.679 --> 00:37:44.119 she thought some things over and

I'm going to be leaving. 772 00:37:45.119 --> 00:37:47.119 I thanked her for the opportunity. I told her it 773 00:37:47.159 --> 00:37:50.280 wasn't a fantastic experience, and she's got a lot of 774 00:37:50.320 --> 00:37:53.039 amazing men. Yeah, they're all yeah, like you said, they're 775 00:37:53.039 --> 00:37:56.199 all crying. Pascal is wearing like a hundred bracelets. By 776 00:37:56.239 --> 00:37:58.000 the way, I think one of them is like a 777 00:37:58.079 --> 00:37:59.840 Taylor Swift bracelet. 778 00:38:00.079 --> 00:38:03.599 I got Pascal's been many times, did de tail? 779 00:38:04.639 --> 00:38:09.239 This is a a. 780 00:38:08.800 --> 00:38:14.199 Me swifty Okay, So Marcus off, he goes healing. Now 781 00:38:14.440 --> 00:38:16.360 I've got some I've got some stuff to say about 782 00:38:16.360 --> 00:38:18.840 this road. So the Rose ceremony, So this is going 783 00:38:18.880 --> 00:38:19.360 to bring. 784 00:38:19.239 --> 00:38:21.639 Us down to hometowns. Right. 785 00:38:21.719 --> 00:38:24.360 So we had seven. Mark has been sent home, so 786 00:38:24.440 --> 00:38:26.519 now we have six and we want to get down 787 00:38:26.559 --> 00:38:28.320 to four. Right, So at this point, we know two 788 00:38:28.320 --> 00:38:30.719 people are leaving. Who did you think at this point 789 00:38:30.800 --> 00:38:32.760 was going to leave? Like if you were guessing and 790 00:38:32.840 --> 00:38:33.760 knew nothing. 791 00:38:33.679 --> 00:38:36.360 Okay, So who did we have? We had guys. We 792 00:38:36.400 --> 00:38:44.960 had guy Jonathan Chalk, Pascal, Jordan Heath. I thought Jordan 793 00:38:45.079 --> 00:38:46.599 was going to leave for sure. 794 00:38:46.639 --> 00:38:49.159 You thought, okay, the two Roses that were leaving. You 795 00:38:49.199 --> 00:38:52.400 thought Jordan was leaving, and I thought Jonathan was leaving. 796 00:38:52.800 --> 00:38:55.880 I thought it was going to be Keith for sure. 797 00:38:56.079 --> 00:38:59.639 Was leaving, well, only two were leaving because we were 798 00:38:59.639 --> 00:39:02.800 going to go down to four. Oh, because they had 799 00:39:02.840 --> 00:39:05.159 just they had seven to begin with, got rid of Mark. 800 00:39:05.239 --> 00:39:07.039 Now we're at six. We just can't get Rache. 801 00:39:08.400 --> 00:39:12.880 So he does leave. It's not saying, but first Pascal 802 00:39:13.039 --> 00:39:16.719 is like, do not. There is a rose ceremony, and 803 00:39:16.800 --> 00:39:19.159 I would love to get the rules because I would 804 00:39:19.239 --> 00:39:23.280 like to bring her into my home to meet my children. 805 00:39:23.480 --> 00:39:26.199 I love how he's Russian now, and I wanted to 806 00:39:26.199 --> 00:39:28.440 be Russian because that would be so much fun. This 807 00:39:28.519 --> 00:39:31.440 is what he says. He's trying to get business. He's like, 808 00:39:31.480 --> 00:39:34.920 I would like to bring her into my business. I 809 00:39:34.920 --> 00:39:36.480 would like to snip her hair. 810 00:39:36.920 --> 00:39:39.159 I would like to her hair, give her banks. 811 00:39:39.480 --> 00:39:41.960 Yes, I read that. I would like to bang her 812 00:39:42.239 --> 00:39:48.119 and like make beautiful bangs on her. Yeah. Of course 813 00:39:48.159 --> 00:39:50.679 he's always trying these cards pass now cards and this, 814 00:39:51.599 --> 00:39:55.719 by the way, about the every like Joan Now, she 815 00:39:55.840 --> 00:39:58.760 when she comes in, she's wearing like a bondage dress. 816 00:39:58.880 --> 00:40:02.760 She's wearing like a block act super tight leather dress. 817 00:40:02.840 --> 00:40:05.320 And I was like, this is not cool. This is 818 00:40:05.360 --> 00:40:08.519 where you the show is stopped being relatable to me, Like, 819 00:40:08.559 --> 00:40:12.679 this is not Golden It's not even like aspirational at 820 00:40:12.679 --> 00:40:15.400 this point, Like that's never happening. I couldn't wear that 821 00:40:15.480 --> 00:40:18.880 dress now, and I don't think it's fair. I'm sorry, 822 00:40:18.960 --> 00:40:21.320 I'm sorry. I'm like a little bit heated about this, 823 00:40:21.480 --> 00:40:24.039 Like how come I can't be relatable to Like it's 824 00:40:24.039 --> 00:40:25.400 still not regular. 825 00:40:25.079 --> 00:40:29.920 People, right, I mean they do? Yeah, Yeah, I'm with you. 826 00:40:30.840 --> 00:40:32.280 I mean, you know, I guess you don't want it 827 00:40:32.320 --> 00:40:35.000 to be like if the show was you know, some guy, 828 00:40:35.159 --> 00:40:37.119 let's say it was Keith was the Golden Bachelor, and 829 00:40:37.159 --> 00:40:38.760 then like all the ladies were kind of like in 830 00:40:38.880 --> 00:40:40.159 Rea Pearlman territory. 831 00:40:40.239 --> 00:40:42.920 I really don't think we'd want to watch that as much. 832 00:40:43.519 --> 00:40:45.119 I think we have to step it up a little 833 00:40:45.199 --> 00:40:47.719 and say they're trying to say, like look at in 834 00:40:47.760 --> 00:40:50.679 your sixties and maybe in your seventies even, but can 835 00:40:50.760 --> 00:40:52.320 still really what about Leslie? 836 00:40:52.360 --> 00:40:56.000 Because like Leslie, I feel like has her face has 837 00:40:56.119 --> 00:40:59.760 aged more naturally, Like I don't think she's a facelift, 838 00:40:59.800 --> 00:41:02.000 but she still has like a freaking hot body and 839 00:41:02.039 --> 00:41:04.360 like loves to dance. Like, why how come not that? 840 00:41:05.119 --> 00:41:07.559 I think I don't I'll never understand why they didn't 841 00:41:07.599 --> 00:41:09.119 choose Leslie, it's beyond. 842 00:41:09.960 --> 00:41:12.000 I knew they would choose Joan. I was like, well, 843 00:41:12.039 --> 00:41:17.039 she's by far the prettiest, looks the youngest. Okay, so 844 00:41:17.320 --> 00:41:17.920 we're at the rost. 845 00:41:18.000 --> 00:41:19.920 So I thought it was Keith and Jonathan that we're 846 00:41:19.920 --> 00:41:22.760 gonna go, right, So I

guess I'm kind of some 847 00:41:22.880 --> 00:41:24.280 kind of I guess I'm a little bit of. 848 00:41:24.199 --> 00:41:28.360 A genius in some ways. I was a little. 849 00:41:28.119 --> 00:41:30.079 Surprised that Pascal is still there every now and then, 850 00:41:30.119 --> 00:41:31.920 I'm like, I can't believe, Like he seems sort of 851 00:41:31.960 --> 00:41:34.840 like a fun stunt casting thing. But she at the 852 00:41:34.920 --> 00:41:37.039 end of the day, when I'm looking at everybody that's left, 853 00:41:37.039 --> 00:41:39.440 she has a certain physical type one hundred percent. They 854 00:41:39.480 --> 00:41:41.840 all look the same except Guy a little bit. But 855 00:41:41.880 --> 00:41:44.639 they all have money, and she wants She likes the money. 856 00:41:44.360 --> 00:41:48.400 Money, money, money, money, and I get it. And so 857 00:41:48.519 --> 00:41:50.960 she gives a long speech. I just wrote, blah blah, 858 00:41:51.159 --> 00:41:55.840 calls Pascal first, which was weird, right, Yeah, well at 859 00:41:55.840 --> 00:41:58.440 this point there's only four left, so I know. But 860 00:41:58.559 --> 00:42:02.239 why I thought it was interesting. It's possible that they 861 00:42:02.320 --> 00:42:06.400 changed it in editing, which they do. Yeah, she could 862 00:42:06.400 --> 00:42:10.440 have called Chalk first, Okay, So I wrote, so Pascal 863 00:42:11.039 --> 00:42:13.760 ben Chalk, and I wrote, I was doing this in 864 00:42:13.800 --> 00:42:17.719 real time. I go, I'm guessing Guy is next, and 865 00:42:17.760 --> 00:42:20.960 then I wrote yep, and then oh, well, no, this 866 00:42:21.000 --> 00:42:23.599 is what I wrote. I said, I'm predicting Jonathan for 867 00:42:23.639 --> 00:42:26.760 the last rose. Okay, yeah, I didn't. I wasn't sure. 868 00:42:26.840 --> 00:42:29.280 I was, oh yeah, yeah, because I said, and I wrote, 869 00:42:29.320 --> 00:42:30.679 Jordan hasn't had screen time. 870 00:42:31.599 --> 00:42:33.320 Yeah, but Jordan gets in there, and I was like, yep, 871 00:42:33.400 --> 00:42:35.440 she has a type. Look at those guys except for Guy. 872 00:42:35.639 --> 00:42:39.320 You really can't tell them apart at all. I felt 873 00:42:39.320 --> 00:42:41.599 a little when so now Jonathan's leaving. I was like, Okay, 874 00:42:41.639 --> 00:42:43.119 he should have been gone a long time ago. But 875 00:42:43.199 --> 00:42:47.119 Jonathan hung in there. He's really sweet. I think he'll 876 00:42:47.119 --> 00:42:50.239 be fine. People are going to slide into those dms. Absolutely, 877 00:42:51.280 --> 00:42:53.599 you think, I think so. I think for all of 878 00:42:53.639 --> 00:42:57.880 them people you know, married the Menanda's brothers in prison, 879 00:42:58.079 --> 00:42:59.920 you know, so absolutely? 880 00:43:00.880 --> 00:43:04.679 Okay. I wrote, Also, oh my god, Jesse is still 881 00:43:04.679 --> 00:43:10.320 on this show. Don't you just forget about him? I 882 00:43:10.360 --> 00:43:12.159 do forget about it. I forgot that he I think that, 883 00:43:12.320 --> 00:43:14.519 Like that's how I don't understand, but I think somehow 884 00:43:14.519 --> 00:43:17.559 they just film all of those in one setting, so 885 00:43:17.639 --> 00:43:18.440 they just change. 886 00:43:18.599 --> 00:43:20.679 They just put change in editing. He doesn't have to 887 00:43:20.679 --> 00:43:23.239 do anything. He just says, Okay, it's your final Rose tonight. 888 00:43:23.239 --> 00:43:26.800 But he can say that in a different outfit in 889 00:43:26.840 --> 00:43:28.599 one shoot every time, and he might. 890 00:43:29.360 --> 00:43:30.119 It's possible. 891 00:43:30.679 --> 00:43:33.199 I mean, it would be smart, Like that's that's good 892 00:43:33.320 --> 00:43:34.039 TV making. 893 00:43:34.760 --> 00:43:38.519 He comes out to go, gentlemen, this is the final Rose, 894 00:43:39.119 --> 00:43:42.239 and then he oh, it's the same line. He comes 895 00:43:42.239 --> 00:43:47.000 out Jonathan Keith, I'm so sorry, say you're goodbyes, please 896 00:43:47.079 --> 00:43:49.400 pack your knives and leave. And this way if they 897 00:43:49.440 --> 00:43:50.360 just said the old. 898 00:43:50.320 --> 00:43:53.320 Like why not, why not just use another reality show line, 899 00:43:53.840 --> 00:43:55.599 please pack your knives and go. 900 00:43:56.320 --> 00:43:59.880 So Keith goes outside and I was like, okay, this 901 00:44:00.000 --> 00:44:02.519 this is gonna be really shitty if the guys don't 902 00:44:02.519 --> 00:44:05.159 come out and go like, oh my god, Keith, we 903 00:44:05.320 --> 00:44:10.320 love you like we are the mention men. Nobody, no 904 00:44:10.360 --> 00:44:13.440 one comes out to say bye to Keith. I am. 905 00:44:13.719 --> 00:44:15.599 They're sick of him too, They're like, why is he 906 00:44:15.639 --> 00:44:19.679 even here? He done? He's done nothing wrong, he's been 907 00:44:19.760 --> 00:44:23.679 He's just a big glue. He's so sweet, he doesn't 908 00:44:23.719 --> 00:44:26.000 do anything wrong. And then this pissed me off too, 909 00:44:26.440 --> 00:44:30.559 So Keith walks outside. No one says goodbye, so he's like, Okay, 910 00:44:30.599 --> 00:44:33.320 I guess, I guess I didn't make a big impact 911 00:44:33.360 --> 00:44:36.719 on anybody, gets in the gets in his car and leaves, 912 00:44:36.800 --> 00:44:39.480 and then Jones like, Jonathan, can I walk you out? 913 00:44:39.920 --> 00:44:42.320 What the fuck? Joan? Oh? Yeah? 914 00:44:42.320 --> 00:44:44.920 That was really weird? That was weird. I did notice that. 915 00:44:45.000 --> 00:44:46.440 I was like, God, why would you choose one and 916 00:44:46.519 --> 00:44:47.400 not together? At this point? 917 00:44:47.440 --> 00:44:49.679 You should walk them both out separately and have conver 918 00:44:49.840 --> 00:44:53.239 real conversations. That did suck. I'll give you that. And 919 00:44:53.280 --> 00:44:56.599 that's not editing, by the way, because that happened

because 920 00:44:56.639 --> 00:44:59.199 you would have if he walked John Keith out, we 921 00:44:59.239 --> 00:45:02.559 would have seen it. Maybe I don't know, maybe there's 922 00:45:02.599 --> 00:45:05.320 gonna be another allegation coming out. What if Field pops 923 00:45:05.320 --> 00:45:07.880 back in? Hey, I got cleared for everything? Can we 924 00:45:07.920 --> 00:45:13.119 try again? Can we do this? Devin? Somehow? Is there devinsag? 925 00:45:13.199 --> 00:45:17.320 I like an older bitch. Oh my god, Devin's like, 926 00:45:17.440 --> 00:45:19.960 check out my SoundCloud. I wrote a song about fucking Joan. 927 00:45:20.079 --> 00:45:21.960 I look like Pete Davidson. No you don't. 928 00:45:22.039 --> 00:45:24.800 Hmmm, actually you're nothing like Pete Davidson. I don't know 929 00:45:24.800 --> 00:45:26.880 where that came from but stop, just stop it. 930 00:45:27.840 --> 00:45:31.960 So Jonathan's like, it's okay, Joan, you made me feel 931 00:45:32.039 --> 00:45:34.360 visible and seen and you see a lot of the 932 00:45:34.480 --> 00:45:38.119 values in me as a man and as a father. 933 00:45:38.400 --> 00:45:41.440 Does she though? Did she see that? Does she know? 934 00:45:42.039 --> 00:45:45.239 He's remember again, he's the guy that was like, I 935 00:45:45.239 --> 00:45:47.360 don't know. She woke up one day and like, divorced me. 936 00:45:47.920 --> 00:45:51.079 Mm hmmm. So she's like, but you, He's like, you 937 00:45:51.119 --> 00:45:53.840 make me feel She goes, you are valuable and you 938 00:45:54.079 --> 00:45:58.840 are seen. And then he's in the car and he's like, 939 00:45:59.119 --> 00:46:01.400 although this is the end of my journey with Joan, 940 00:46:01.920 --> 00:46:10.719 perhaps it's the beginning of my journey. What don't stop believe? Okay, 941 00:46:10.719 --> 00:46:13.159 before we go, can we you? I don't know if 942 00:46:13.159 --> 00:46:14.639 did you watch the Coming up? 943 00:46:15.400 --> 00:46:18.440 I think I let me see. I know it's kind 944 00:46:18.440 --> 00:46:20.480 of good. Tell tell us. 945 00:46:20.519 --> 00:46:21.000 I try not. 946 00:46:21.159 --> 00:46:23.519 I don't watch it purposely because I really don't like 947 00:46:23.760 --> 00:46:27.000 even that spoiler. Oh there's a way to do it without. Yeah, 948 00:46:27.000 --> 00:46:28.480 I kind of don't like to. I like to see 949 00:46:28.480 --> 00:46:29.239 it as it happens. 950 00:46:29.280 --> 00:46:31.639 But a lot of people watch it, well, they don't 951 00:46:31.679 --> 00:46:34.599 tell you what happens because they switch it around. You 952 00:46:34.639 --> 00:46:36.280 know what it's like it's like when you're in New 953 00:46:36.360 --> 00:46:39.119 York and you see those what do you call it, 954 00:46:39.199 --> 00:46:42.840 like not three maybe three card Monty where there put 955 00:46:42.920 --> 00:46:44.920 something under a shell and then they shuffle it around 956 00:46:45.719 --> 00:46:48.679 and make you like in

a magic show. No, like 957 00:46:48.719 --> 00:46:51.239 on the street, like there's those guys that hustle you 958 00:46:51.320 --> 00:46:53.960 that are like, okay, keep your eye on the there's 959 00:46:54.000 --> 00:46:57.719 gonna be a something under a shell. Watch where it goes. 960 00:46:57.760 --> 00:46:59.840 If you can pick the right one, you get some cash. 961 00:47:00.199 --> 00:47:02.440 Mm hm, you think they tricker stay, they move it around, 962 00:47:02.519 --> 00:47:05.840 they move it around. So they show you somebody who 963 00:47:05.920 --> 00:47:08.719 in somebody's family, going, I don't know, I don't think 964 00:47:08.760 --> 00:47:11.000 you're right for my dad. And then but then you 965 00:47:11.039 --> 00:47:13.679 see but then the scene then they show you a guy, 966 00:47:13.840 --> 00:47:17.559 but it's probably not the same guy the same guy's family, 967 00:47:17.639 --> 00:47:20.079 you know what I mean. Like they'll show you up yes, 968 00:47:20.239 --> 00:47:23.079 and then but then they flash on you know guy 969 00:47:23.400 --> 00:47:27.159 the er doctor, like driving driving away. But it's like 970 00:47:27.400 --> 00:47:29.400 you don't know that those two things are connected. It's 971 00:47:29.440 --> 00:47:32.800 just editing. But basically somebody's dad and I feel like 972 00:47:32.960 --> 00:47:37.480 it's Chalk's Could it be Chalk's dad? Is my mom 973 00:47:37.599 --> 00:47:40.159 just died? Okay, so well, I'm just saying, could it 974 00:47:40.199 --> 00:47:42.400 be Chok's dad, Yeah, Chalk's dad could still be alive. 975 00:47:42.440 --> 00:47:45.920 And he's like, sure, are you in love with Joan? Yeah? 976 00:47:46.320 --> 00:47:48.639 And oh yeah, yeah this is this is Chalk's dad goes, 977 00:47:48.679 --> 00:47:50.960 are you in love with Joan? And Chalk goes, it's 978 00:47:51.000 --> 00:47:54.679 getting closer? And I was like, hmm, he's cheesy. You're 979 00:47:54.760 --> 00:47:58.239 on the you're on the final the hometowns, you should 980 00:47:58.239 --> 00:47:59.760 be in love with her at this point. Haven't you 981 00:47:59.800 --> 00:48:03.280 want any seasons? Then Joan says to someone and we 982 00:48:03.360 --> 00:48:06.039 don't know who, She's like, your father's the one I 983 00:48:06.119 --> 00:48:11.360 worry about picking me, So could she be talking about. 984 00:48:11.719 --> 00:48:13.079 I don't know, but I think it'd be funny if 985 00:48:13.079 --> 00:48:15.159 the editors like, have the show or but we don't 986 00:48:15.199 --> 00:48:16.480 know who. She's saying it to you and she's like, 987 00:48:16.519 --> 00:48:19.840 you're a rat bastard, Like what Joan will temper? 988 00:48:19.920 --> 00:48:21.519 She had to fight with somebody we don't know who. 989 00:48:21.679 --> 00:48:24.519 And then it never comes up though, and you're like, wait, 990 00:48:24.800 --> 00:48:27.559 of editing, like why would you put that in there? Though? 991 00:48:27.639 --> 00:48:29.840 That seems like stock footage from something else and you 992 00:48:29.880 --> 00:48:32.960 made it look like she said that yeah, or she's. 993 00:48:32.800 --> 00:48:35.159 Obviously had like a fight with one of the guys, 994 00:48:35.199 --> 00:48:38.400 and then you never hope it's not the guy she picks. 995 00:48:38.480 --> 00:48:42.239 They're like, well, so then another woman says like a 996 00:48:42.320 --> 00:48:47.559 some woman says to Joan or says to the camera, 997 00:48:47.800 --> 00:48:50.119 I have doubts that Joan feels as strongly for him 998 00:48:50.159 --> 00:48:52.599 as he does for her. But then the da da 999 00:48:52.679 --> 00:48:55.159 da da moment is there's some woman and we don't 1000 00:48:55.159 --> 00:48:57.639 know who it is, Goes says to Joan, and then 1001 00:48:57.679 --> 00:48:59.840 I have to have a picture. I'll put it on 1002 00:48:59.880 --> 00:49:03.760 a rose Pricks discuss. This woman says to Joan, He's 1003 00:49:03.760 --> 00:49:06.719 not going to pick you m hm. And her eyes 1004 00:49:07.599 --> 00:49:10.239 she just gets these like super crazy eyes. I gotta, 1005 00:49:10.280 --> 00:49:12.159 I gotta. I'm sending you the picture right now so 1006 00:49:12.199 --> 00:49:15.320 that you can see what I mean. It's so funny. 1007 00:49:15.400 --> 00:49:20.559 She's just like, what, here's the picture. Tell me when 1008 00:49:20.559 --> 00:49:22.920 you get it. Okay, Oh I got it. Let's say 1009 00:49:22.960 --> 00:49:27.239 oh no, oh no, yeah, we got to post that. 1010 00:49:27.239 --> 00:49:27.960 That's amazing. 1011 00:49:28.079 --> 00:49:31.880 She's like, you see, I I've tuned out once once 1012 00:49:31.920 --> 00:49:35.280 the credits come on things like date, date, location provided 1013 00:49:35.320 --> 00:49:39.320 by Babock Winery, I'm out, like I'm not. Also like 1014 00:49:39.360 --> 00:49:41.039 I don't want to know. 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I will say that 1056 00:51:42.639 --> 00:51:45.239 it's a great good season, all right, Thank you guys, 1057 00:51:45.679 --> 00:51:51.320 dan Ha Bye, goodbye,