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Calls? 00:03:38 Speaker 1: That would be a good one. Well, we had some. We had some timely events this year that we had to get on there. 00:03:43 Speaker 8: So your intro could not be more at stings a little oh really relating to this story, the kid is hot tonight, I thought I wasn't going to bring this up on the air because it hurts me a little bit. Sure, it's a kind of a sad story, but a fourth of July it's a big weekend. My birthday was right there, and so I'm on, that's a party week to me. I'm in the funds on the entire with absolutely. Well, the fifth in between the fourth and and my birthday, we're at my grandmother's house and we all know that for some reason, I have a rash of incidents with older people. With the elderly respect my elders, but they don't respect me. 00:04:22 Speaker 1: You're actually running it in with something. 00:04:25 Speaker 7: That's why me and Micky don't get along that wall. Sure another story. 00:04:30 Speaker 8: Well, we're all sitting there and we're telling old stories, just like you do with the family. You know, this is before the standard family fight and everybody leaves, right, Yeah. 00:04:38 Speaker 1: Which happens always late in the family fund. 00:04:40 Speaker 7: Sure, this is cutting up beside the pool. We got some dogs cooking. 00:04:43 Speaker 1: Well. 00:04:44 Speaker 8: Fourth of July stories break out, and I just need to apologize to my family, and I need to apologize to my grandmother in particular. I realize I don't think I did. I didn't put it on me, but the family does. It seems that now that I look back on it, I burned down my grandmother's house a. 00:05:07 Speaker 1: Couple of years ago. That's kind of severe fact, Cassy. 00:05:17 Speaker 8: You know we were talking retelling the story about it. 00:05:20 Speaker 1: I knew it had burned. Of course she's had to move to this. We all remember that your mama's house burned. 00:05:26 Speaker 8: Sure, everybody realizes that, yes, and you know she got a new house with a pool. 00:05:30 Speaker 7: Now. 00:05:31 Speaker 8: But well, you which is some people saying is the cause of me burning the house down? 00:05:35 Speaker 2: But so really, in a way, you did your grandmother favor. 00:05:38 Speaker 7: Sure, and let me tell you how it seems to be on me. 00:05:41 Speaker 8: Uh, this would be I'm probably thirteen at this time, ten years ago. It seems that on fourth of July, I was told to clean up all the leftover firework stuff. 00:05:53 Speaker 7: She used to live on the river. 00:05:54 Speaker 8: So we're out on the on the dock and we're shooting them off the pier. Okay, it's my job to clean them up. Well, allegedly reported Okay, I get all the discarded fireworks and put them in one trash bag and. 00:06:12 Speaker 7: Looks as though I put it up against the. 00:06:13 Speaker 8: House and some of them were a little hot still okay, And I remember them being a little hot. Okay, I remember them being. 00:06:24 Speaker 1: A little hot. But you thought, I don't I'll burn out. 00:06:26 Speaker 7: Sure, I just got to go down at some point. Sure I didn't. 00:06:30 Speaker 8: I don't think I realized that the heat against plastic of a trash bag and a plastic of a trash can, and the plastic or the vinyl on the vinyl siding, they don't set good. 00:06:43 Speaker 1: Again, No, it's gonna end up all of that stuff will melt. 00:06:46 Speaker 6: So you're saying you didn't know, you really, there was never when it burned down. 00:06:50 Speaker 1: When you were young, you didn't think, oh, the trash can just now it's. 00:06:53 Speaker 4: Not known you. 00:06:53 Speaker 1: I bet I burnt my grandmother's house down. 00:06:55 Speaker 8: And I also didn't realize that everybody knew it was on me and everybody, I mean everybody was like, oh, clearly you you put the trash can in there. 00:07:04 Speaker 7: You burned the house down, So. 00:07:05 Speaker 2: It was definitely the trash can that caught the house on fire. 00:07:07 Speaker 1: The whole family knew you burned your grandmother's house down, but you didn't know it. 00:07:11 Speaker 7: That is the direct cause of her house being no. 00:07:13 Speaker 1: Longer and you didn't have to You didn't face that until this year. 00:07:17 Speaker 7: Yeah, and it's hurts. 00:07:18 Speaker 8: It hurts because I had to look at my grandmother in the face because I thought, all y'all are joking, y'all are trying to get one on me, because you know. 00:07:26 Speaker 7: Me again, I refused to get pulled one off. 00:07:30 Speaker 9: And dramatic when your grandmother lives. 00:07:31 Speaker 1: With and. 00:07:37 Speaker 7: Yeah, visit why. 00:07:42 Speaker 1: Big as a gym? 00:07:43 Speaker 4: It is. 00:07:45 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's caught. 00:07:47 Speaker 8: Uh, it's sad looking at my grandmother in the face and going, did do you think I'm the cause of your house burning down? And and herd to look at me and say yes. So I just want to apologize to my family. I think that that's where we've been on the wrong foot ever since I was thirteen. 00:08:02 Speaker 2: Let me get my Your family must be different. 00:08:06 Speaker 1: But I don't believe mine would keep that secret to my dad. 00:08:10 Speaker 2: I would have been reminded of it often that they thought I burned the house. 00:08:13 Speaker 8: Oh and see I found out about it that they joke about it all the time. Every time it's brought up, they go, yeah, I appreciate you. 00:08:18 Speaker 1: Yes, So you mean you're your your grandma's house burns down and no one ever came in your room, bust the door, and we go, you burned your grandmother's house down. 00:08:26 Speaker 7: And I said, this is ten years ago. 00:08:29 Speaker 1: I figured out what is what happened. 00:08:31 Speaker 9: They went to a counselor or a therapist or something, and he said, you should wait until he gets a little more mature before they break it to you. 00:08:39 Speaker 1: So why, well, that's

what I was. I don't think they waited quite long enough. 00:08:46 Speaker 8: Yeah, so it's official then, yeah, And I asked her, I said, well, was there any like other possibilities on where the fire could have started? Did you leave an iron on overnight? I mean, because they here's how it did. They they woke up at five o'clock on the fifth and their you know, their house is in golf. 00:09:03 Speaker 2: So you could have also killed your grandmother. 00:09:06 Speaker 8: They had to escape by their neighbors coming to it's coming to screaming that their house is on. 00:09:10 Speaker 1: Fire, and you did it, and they didn't say anything to sound to the bottle rockets woke them up. That pretty is this where they thought must have been just hate that would not have happened in my family. Like Monday morning, my dad would be, hey, son, you was out there playing in fireworks. You put them in that trash can because that's where the fire started. Your mamaf bock killed her. 00:09:33 Speaker 8: So I'd be like, oh uh, I realized that I don't have a great relationship with my grandmother now, and I think it's because of that. 00:09:39 Speaker 2: My grandmother made me eat firework. 00:09:45 Speaker 8: So I just want to apologize to the entire family this many years later. 00:09:49 Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm sorry. 00:09:50 Speaker 1: Any other secrets you need to know about Jess, I just I mean y'all just come out and tell them. 00:09:54 Speaker 7: Don't be afraid to tell me if I got something I need to know about. I really hot that night. 00:10:01 Speaker 1: I bet you he was really cutting up and they broke up, and he used to tell you, and it was a little Cassie over the corner. 00:10:08 Speaker 9: Cassie, where's your grandmother? Is she up in the mountains or do they go to the beach this year for vacation? Now she's up at the Mayo clanny that the burn sent. 00:10:21 Speaker 7: I just warna apologize. 00:10:22 Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad in your family wenty ten years to finally give you a huture straight on that. 00:10:25 Speaker 7: Sure, I don't have no problem. I have no problems over this. Don't worry about it. You Okay, I'm mentally sound. I mean I'm good. 00:10:31 Speaker 1: You mama got a pool out of us. Huh. 00:10:35 Speaker 7: Now I had to sit in the pool and think about how I burned her house. 00:10:41 Speaker 10: Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba, thank you so much for tuning into this cook's pest control best off here on the Ricking Buba Show, we may. 00:10:56 Speaker 1: Have another j T what was she thinking? Story? Apparently he has been and by Spider and while taking down Christmas ornaments, and Rick, I just I hope it's not one of those spiders that that we heard about in the news that's going around. So I asked him if it had a real sharp pain. He said it did, so we need to interview him then if JT once again has I mean a black cloud follows him around. J T. Look, I really really hadn't planned on this, and of course JT will do anything to get airtime now and. 00:11:31 Speaker 4: I was sucked down here. I was just quietly in my office. 00:11:33 Speaker 1: Back there doing some more music research. And I'm sure that none of us can get through the day without. 00:11:38 Speaker 4: Yes landing to turn around for two thousand has Uh. 00:11:41 Speaker 1: You know, I have a lot of questions about people do music research, but anyway, I'll pass on those right now. J T, what was you thinking? 00:11:52 Speaker 6: I mean, now, were you bitten by spider while while taking down Christmas decorations? 00:12:00 Speaker 4: Well over the vacation, I had some time off and uh oh so so Judy says, Hey. 00:12:04 Speaker 1: Oh that thing left a mark big as a pen head. 00:12:08 Speaker 4: Hey do you want to take the kids to the mall and I'll take the Christmas decorations down outside? Or you know, do you want me to take the kids to the mall, and I said, no, you go to the mall. I'll stay here some quiet time. Get the Christmas decoration. 00:12:22 Speaker 1: You just got to the house. 00:12:23 Speaker 4: So she hung some garland around the lights outside your front door. You know you got to it in on the garage. There's three different little lamps there above each door, and she had some garland down. So I'm I'm taking the garland down. I've got half of it down, stacked in griswold, piles of lamps and garland. And one of the neighbors came over and was talking to me, So I'm kind of taking it down and talking to them at the same time. And all of a sudden thought, I felt this like something on my hand. Did it's skinch It's pinched like a like I've run across a piece of wire in the garland. 00:12:56 Speaker 1: Have you ever seen a magnifying shot of what a spider looks like in his box? 00:13:00 Speaker 2: It's tearing you out, got oh yeah, it's bearing them into you. 00:13:05 Speaker 1: Thanks drilling for all. So I want him think that drags trees out of the woods when they you know, when they cut. 00:13:13 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the bad thing is A month ago I opened my refrigerator, and there's a spider at the bottom inside the refrigerator, about the size of a fifty cent piece. Jeff, I put it in a jar, saved it and showed it three different people. Oh yeah, brown recluse. 00:13:27 Speaker 1: What Oh yeah, Jeff? So I asked you this, j recluse, j have you killed you? Have you bought a house infested with spiders? 00:13:38 Speaker 4: I'm thinking there might be a problem. 00:13:40 Speaker 1: Do you have monthly pass control? 00:13:42 Speaker 4: Yeah? Uh no, I have. 00:13:43 Speaker 2: Let me give you a number. 00:13:45 Speaker 1: Look, you need to be on somebody's list. Let me give you a refrigerator. 00:13:50 Speaker 4: Apparently it was alive as could be, because I looked down and thought, wow, pece of lettuces dropped down there, and I went a little close to what's moving, and I said, Judy. 00:13:59 Speaker 1: Coming out, did you at it without it boding? 00:14:01 Speaker 4: I

grabbed a piece of cardboard and scooped it into a jar. It died, and I showed it to three different people and they said, oh yeah. Every one of them didn't even hesitate, Brown recluse. 00:14:12 Speaker 1: I'm not up to a bad one. 00:14:15 Speaker 4: Oh that's not good. 00:14:18 Speaker 1: Like a widow, I tell you, sweating a lot of sweating, dry mouth, tongue, swelling dead in the floor to cut the part out where Oh yeah, get in there and dig it out like like you're digging a post. Those may be bad, but I'm wanna. I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you. The one that gets is that black one with all the fur on it. 00:14:40 Speaker 7: What is that? You know? 00:14:42 Speaker 2: Traslas? 00:14:42 Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't have the round. Their body is so round, you know, it looks like their little body is a little tennis ball, you know what I mean. I remember being in sciences a kid and them talking about black widows, which we do have, and what would happen if one got you? And man, and when you out there playing, you turn some bricks. So by the time you that little red hourglass, you just freaking go nuts. You know, I'm backing up on spiders like I need to be. It's just hit me. I don't know enough about if you're bitting. 00:15:08 Speaker 6: You need to do something. Jok JT. You did call, but you did call everybody? And have you been checked? 00:15:14 Speaker 1: No? I what venom? 00:15:17 Speaker 11: No? 00:15:17 Speaker 4: Then I look up and he's hanging on the light and there's a web and there's a fly full of his home is right there, and I've invaded it with my right or my left knuckle, and sure enough, there it is. I mean, the swellings come down. 00:15:29 Speaker 1: Look there's the two marks. 00:15:30 Speaker 4: I mean you can this is a scratch from ripping through the lamp and that's the bike. 00:15:38 Speaker 1: My gosh, that was like a snake. Bob baba. 00:15:40 Speaker 4: Really have you been Oh you should have seen it the other day. It was swollen. 00:15:42 Speaker 1: Well, you've been to the doctor. 00:15:44 Speaker 4: Not about this? 00:15:44 Speaker 1: What what now? The swelling has gone down on your knuckle, But what about your internal organs? 00:15:52 Speaker 4: Are they? 00:15:52 Speaker 1: Yeah? Are they still swell? Do you feel kind of like are you having a hard time breathing? Be on? 00:15:57 Speaker 4: Dry mouth lately? 00:15:58 Speaker 2: Dry mouth? 00:16:00 Speaker 1: Look at your sinuses dried out? 00:16:03 Speaker 4: Just in the morning when I get up. 00:16:05 Speaker 12: You don't have a. 00:16:08 Speaker 4: That's a cold. I don't have any vandom in me still, I. 00:16:11 Speaker 1: Don't think you don't. 00:16:12 Speaker 4: Huh. 00:16:13 Speaker 1: Can you hear me right now? I round a little muffed. 00:16:21 Speaker 4: By the time when we start to jangle in it. 00:16:23 Speaker 2: Do sound a little I mean you hear me clear? 00:16:25 Speaker 4: A little muffed? 00:16:28 Speaker 1: Have you been bitting my spoder? 00:16:31 Speaker 4: Have you had a little muff? What did you say? I missed it? Everybody was last week I didn't want to say it, spider muff. 00:16:44 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna let him go. 00:16:47 Speaker 4: Bit by the muff. 00:16:48 Speaker 1: What alrighty well that was quite a little say j T. What are you thinking? 00:16:55 Speaker 13: So? 00:16:56 Speaker 1: Did you catch it? Did those of you traveling in Greensboro tonight? George A. 00:17:00 Speaker 4: T Show? Yeah, I killed the spider I killed. You need to take it to a lab now it is that's when I killed? 00:17:06 Speaker 1: Yeah? 00:17:06 Speaker 4: What is it? 00:17:09 Speaker 1: What did it? 00:17:09 Speaker 4: Look? 00:17:10 Speaker 1: There's poisonous spider? You don't know it? It wasn't one of those kinds of like makes a little white thing in its web? 00:17:15 Speaker 4: Was it? 00:17:16 Speaker 1: You see the little like I'm being serious this, she's you and me talking to the mind of I mean, the spider of Zorro. 00:17:23 Speaker 6: You know how you've seen that they got the web. There's a little bitty like white It was one of those I don't know, I don't I don't know what kind is it? 00:17:30 Speaker 4: So Rick, I think there may be a problem even though the swing's going down and start to eat. 00:17:34 Speaker 1: Actually, those actually came over here from you, Delhi, and they are killers. 00:17:37 Speaker 4: Baby. 00:17:39 Speaker 1: You have a blue look to it. You can tell they've got a little dot on them. Right? 00:17:45 Speaker 4: Was that it The brown really scared me, was the brown recluse. 00:17:48 Speaker 1: And the right look that one got by y'all all over it. 00:17:53 Speaker 2: You didn't hear me? 00:17:53 Speaker 7: Very good? 00:17:54 Speaker 1: Go right, you know, real confident. Look, nobody got it in here. 00:17:58 Speaker 4: Spider rumor. 00:17:59 Speaker 1: But I mean, if you don't want to have a check, that's that's great. And I say, don't put it next to Pakistani spider. They do not get along. Right, So you had a brown reclusion your refrigerator. You've been bent by spider and you don't rush to the emergency room. Does that make any sense anybody in this room? 00:18:16 Speaker 2: Yeah, all that knuckles had it. 00:18:17 Speaker 1: They'll have to remove it. Let me ask you a question. 00:18:19 Speaker 7: It didn't happen on your wedding band hand hand? 00:18:22 Speaker 4: You did? You say? 00:18:24 Speaker 1: That knuckle right there? That thing is as good as instead floating from out of hot. 00:18:38 Speaker 14: Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba. 00:18:50 Speaker 15: You're listening to the Rick and Bubba Show. 00:18:56 Speaker 5: Twenty five minutes until top of the hour. It is it cooks past control pest uh here on the old Rick and Bubba Show. 00:19:03 Speaker 6: I don't know if you knew this from the medical standpoint. Any orthopedic surgeon, including the Great Mike Martin that I went to high school

with. It's now an orthopedic surgeon and has a practice in Silicaga. They'll all tell you that shout out to Mike class of eighty three was They'll all tell you that broken toes or there's nothing to be done for him. It's kind of like broken ribs are about to tell you just to suck it up and get over it, right, So there's really no need to rush to the emergency room. It's all just a waste, even if your wife begs you to, you know that kind of stuff. Uh, you know, you've got tinys, You've got toddlers, I mean they run, they go crazy. Well, Big Love has gotten to the point where, you know, we have an upstairs and downstairs we have a gate. But he's gotten where he can open the gate, you know, to go downstairs. So we got to get a little lot. 00:19:48 Speaker 1: To put through it, you know, and shut it, you know, and then which. 00:19:50 Speaker 6: Is kind of a hassle because then you got to get the lock over every time you will go up and down. And so then we put in even another uh you know, obstacle for him, another gate to keep him by the kitchen all together in the kitchens where you go downstairs too, so that gate is important to keep it closed. Yeah, and he can't open it. He don't know how to open it, so you shut him off from there. Then there's even another gate he's got to open to get downstairs. 00:20:11 Speaker 1: So he has to do two gates. Yeah, and he's got he's He has fallen down steps twice in his early walking career, all the way all the way down and over it and side got gotten kind of a roll fashion. 00:20:23 Speaker 2: It's never hurt him. 00:20:24 Speaker 1: But he's bigger now and he's older now and has more confidence. And we feel like that, you know, we are our blessings that we're running out on how many times he can fall down those steps without being hurt? Right, So their carpeted real heavy. 00:20:38 Speaker 6: Yeah, Sherry, and I made a huge mistake. As you know, in our world, you and I have to go to bed early. I mean there's no way around it. 00:20:45 Speaker 1: And even me being a night person most of my life, I still must know later than nine thirty ten, I've got to be in the bed. 00:20:52 Speaker 4: Yeah. 00:20:52 Speaker 1: And it's times like right now that I realized, Hey, I stayed up a little later and I should share. Yeah, And I knew we had a road trip today, and I thought it's important that I go to bed. But there's this movie I've been really wanting to see, Rules of Engagement, Okay, and it's it's it's got some language in it, you know, and even at a toddler, you wouldn't really want him to be, you know, have it blaring on the TV. 00:21:11 Speaker 6: But I told you, I said, you know, I really like to see that. And but in order for me to see it, I've got to start watching it before he goes to bed, right because if not, I can't watch it because it's gonna be over too late. 00:21:20 Speaker 2: You're out, because God forbid. 00:21:23 Speaker 6: And then the year two thousand, there'll be a movie that is less

than three and a half hours long. Why are the movies so long? 00:21:28 Speaker 1: Now? 00:21:29 Speaker 6: Can we not get back to two hours? Rang on the nose say, I mean two and a half your best case, now, you know what? And that's what this one was about, two forty something like that. So I start watching it. Well, Sherry, it's it's a good movie, and Sherry gets intrigued by it a little bit too. Well, little did we know the barrier to the kitchen for Big. 00:21:49 Speaker 2: Love was not closed. 00:21:50 Speaker 1: It was left open. 00:21:52 Speaker 6: So so where I'm sitting on the couch and I see him come through the living room out of his room. Now he's not playing, and he goes by me, and I go, I don't think he's headed to the kitchen. 00:22:02 Speaker 1: There's a toy in here on the floor. Is probably just coming to get it. Well, then I get caught up in Tommy Lee Jones and Samuel L. Jackson, and you know, there are two great actors and they own me. So I look up and just out of my peripheral I see him go past the couch, which means, oh my gosh, he's making a run for it. He's headed to the kitchen, making a break. 00:22:21 Speaker 6: If he goes to that kitchen, it's a left, you're all right, which means refrigerator. But if it's a right, he's headed to go down the steps because he's got toys down you know, the playroom down there. He likes to rint and play on the computer down there. So so Sherry, let me try to set it up. You know how the house is. I've got a couch that is going crossways, like across the front door, right, and then I've got a little love whatever that thing is love that now that if you're sitting that chair, your back is to the kitchen right. Okay, So I'm in the side one, So I'm seeing the fireplace in an angle to the kitchen caddy corner. 00:22:54 Speaker 1: So I see him and I jump up. Well, Sherry sees him about the time I see him, and she jumps up to Now I'm in a full run, okay to try I'm going to try to leap the couch to get there in time. A reindeer hall, yeah, about two. So I come up now going into the kitchen, there is two wooden beams okay, that separate the breakfast whatever that is, nook or whatever. You know, we gotta have a dining room and a nook or you just you know, you're just not in you not up on it, you know, and or whatever. 00:23:26 Speaker 4: So a nook. 00:23:28 Speaker 1: It was to eating a nook. 00:23:29 Speaker 6: But anyway, so so so anyway, so so as I get up me trying to avoid my pregnant wife, I go wide to try to avoid her. Okay, we we we hit just a little bit and my foot berries I'm talking about at top speed. You know, I've already hit two steps and I'm so I've picked up a little momentum and the two little toes just bury into the beam. I mean, just just crushing them. 00:23:58 Speaker 1: Okay. So I spent off that knowing I'm in pain because immediately go oh wow, you know what I mean. Why but I gotta save the kid, you know what I mean. So I see him and he gets his hand, he flips it up. He's pulling the gate open. Okay, he's going downstairs, and I just leap in slow motion, grabbing his shirt about the time he luckily me hollering and hitting the beam freaked him and he froze a little bit and started doing a dance right at the top of the stad You start going doing this, start doing this little dance thing, which froze him just enough time before he took that first step. Look, and I grabbed him and I'm now limping and I've got him. 00:24:42 Speaker 6: By the by the back of the shirt. Look because of my foot, I'm dragging him like a bag of fly where. 00:24:50 Speaker 1: And I'm pulled him across the kitchen ball and he's on his little bug one. Look and Sherry, what's some funny? I just come by like I've got like your groceries and hate him off, and I'm going through the house cheers, going are you all right? And I just I mean, and then I go, well, this is gonna quit hurt. You know how you think? 00:25:39 Speaker 4: Uh? 00:25:40 Speaker 1: So I go, you wanted you wanted to reach down there and pull them just as hard as you could. 00:25:44 Speaker 6: And I went all the way to the far into the house. So the kid can't hear me. Come oh yeah, and sure periodical go Rick, are you hurt bad? And then you hear from the back. 00:25:55 Speaker 16: Then I get, you know what kind of stuff, and and then she because I have an injured foot. 00:26:14 Speaker 1: You know from all me that that I should have fixed many years ago. Rick, get your bad foot now, you know, I give that one. So you know, work from little feet up to your brain. All right, we've lost to two down, two down, you know, I mean the feet three hanging out the feet half report two little guys didn't make it, did not make it. Uh, get a medic in here. You know that is one of the worst immediate pains. You really can't do nothing about. Well, it's hard to get you can't even get down there rubbing very hit your nose. 00:26:53 Speaker 6: Yeah, and I thought that they would stop hurting. Well, they wouldn't. So then I go, yeah, give me, give me some eyes. This is after I've calmed down. 00:27:04 Speaker 1: And then you have to for some reason, when you hurt like that, you have to blame somebody. Happy, Rick, how is that my fault that? You know? Why do we have that that gate there? Why is it there? You all right? I'll start all that again. And it's because it won't stop hurting. It's not a stupid movie off, you know, like I have the movies. I still going, you know, and all that, and uh gat watch a movie around here. You know it's so so then now it's a warping if you do it, I'm hurting with you. Look, there's time to lead you don't hurt may tell you don't know? 00:28:03 Speaker 14: Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba. 00:28:33 Speaker 5: Leaning on ten minutes until top of the hours of Cooks Past Control Best Off Here during the kickoff hour, I am speedy, your host. You might be going, hey, what's going on here? 00:28:41 Speaker 4: Well? 00:28:41 Speaker 5: Rick and Bubba are on

their vacation, taking a little bit later this year. Instead of taking it back in spring break time, they had to take it this week. And so just because of schedules and conflicts and all that kind of good stuff. So you you've got a cook's past control best of all week and I'm your host today. Thank you so much for being with us. A lot of feedback so far, a lot of requests coming in. We're going to try to get all of those on. If if I can't do it, then the list will be left for the guys that come in and they'll continue it on all week long. Today we will be announcing the winner of Fixed Mama's Mouth. That'll still happen today even though there's no Rick and Bubba. I will announce that as I get the information here, probably within about an hour or so, and so be looking and listening for that. And then next week, when the guys are back in studio, doctor Duddney will be with us and he'll talk more about what all is going to happen and introduce you to the last year's winner who never got to come in because of all the COVID restrictions. But right now, here's another request, as they are all piling in, take a listen. 00:29:49 Speaker 1: You didn't like that song? No, see they had a little tech knowing too when this music was was owning it. 00:29:56 Speaker 2: It was one of my most miserable. 00:29:58 Speaker 1: Musally times every other stuff out there to you. 00:30:01 Speaker 6: Yeah, well I'm talking about this stuff, the Human League, Flock of Seagulls till Tuesday. 00:30:09 Speaker 1: You were against Flock of seagull Yes, come on, I didn't care for any of that. That that type of stuff. 00:30:15 Speaker 2: Look never never scream out, I love. 00:30:19 Speaker 7: What was it? 00:30:20 Speaker 1: What was their other song? It was the slower one? Anyway, that's why we don't play those anymore. 00:30:28 Speaker 6: But anyway, I had a call from Chattanooga that looked very interesting. 00:30:33 Speaker 1: Look, I told Rick, any calls and I'm hot, put them right through. Yeah. Well, I mean, I'm happily married, but I just won't Betty to know how dang lucky she According to bad Mamma Gemma, tons of calls saying that that your new hairstyle and teeth, that you're now becoming hot. Tell you what, I'm one hundred pounds away from owning it. Rick, broaden your horizons, I have. I have you look at the different musics that I like. Now, you know it, there's just some of it. Just because you don't like something, don't mean you've brought your ridings, aren't. I know it. That's why I said that, Hey, hey, close mindedness. I am. You're right that gumment. There's nothing I hate worse and turn it up my stereo to the song I like. You know, let me ask you this human Are they still around? What are they doing now? I think no, I don't think so. What we just play while ago? 00:31:35 Speaker 14: Uh? 00:31:35 Speaker 1: That was Don't You Want Me Baby? Mm hm, which is a remake I think of a great Rick James song. But anyway, let's. 00:31:44 Speaker 2: Go to North Carolina some of your music theorists. 00:31:46 Speaker 1: I hope you enjoyed that one. 00:31:47 Speaker 2: Pat, how you doing? 00:31:49 Speaker 4: Thank you? 00:31:50 Speaker 1: Hey, welcome, Thanks, thank you. 00:31:55 Speaker 17: She is a blessed woman. 00:31:56 Speaker 1: Look, I'm blessed to be being her company. You know, I'm just joking, of course, you you know some people take it too serious. But uh, you know, I really am very fortunate. Well, ga hair looks really good and the grill is great. Thank you. 00:32:12 Speaker 18: The sense of humor is best of all. 00:32:14 Speaker 1: That's right, Bubba's your personality so well you know that that's hard to change, right there, you know, wells to have one. We realize the people in this world that don't have one. Well, you know, any afternoons, when I stopped to pick up something, yes, I realized that but you know that and that really uh, you know, I just I enjoy laughing that. I guess if I would ever have, you know, one prayer to throw up just to hey, I don't ever want to lose the ability to laugh. You know that's the truth. 00:32:42 Speaker 6: Thank you, Pat. Let's go to Tina and Tennessee. Tina, how you doing good? 00:32:49 Speaker 4: Baba? 00:32:50 Speaker 1: You are owning that? Thank you a little bit. 00:32:54 Speaker 19: Rick, you're looking good. 00:32:55 Speaker 1: I noticed you live a little bit of white and Speedy is always owning it. 00:32:59 Speaker 6: Well, you know, we just to our goal is for this show to be what people some people call the fore fine and uh, the four finest men on. 00:33:08 Speaker 1: TV or radio. Yeah, that's what we're after. See, Speedy and Ded have made us look so bad. We're trying to turn it up a little bit. You are succeeding, thank you very much. Well, we're thinking about changing the name of the show to Hot and Hot, And I mean, which one is that on? 00:33:33 Speaker 2: This is a fascination. 00:33:36 Speaker 1: So you like that? Yeah? I like Humanly. I didn't know much about him, but I love that that sound doesn't annoying you out there? 00:33:43 Speaker 18: Well not really really. 00:33:46 Speaker 1: Everybody changes thro the musical, I tell you what used to just absolutely drive me up the wall, and that was a guitar. Elect your guitar? What we enjoy now? Right? At one time I could not stand here scream and get Really, isn't it weird how we all have different to me? A guitar solo is rick. 00:34:05 Speaker 5: I got bad news. Atlanta's loving it. They're singing in my ear so oh my god. Everybody back in Atlanta. They love human legers. 00:34:13 Speaker 1: We do me a favorite. See if you can book human League. Let's find out what they're doing. Somebody quick giving me the human lad for fat fest rig. 00:34:25 Speaker 7: I mean, listen to that and the. 00:34:26 Speaker 1: Sun went down. It's not complicated, but it's just fun. Why it doesn't have to be complicated to be good. The rolling stones aren't complicated, but it's

good. We do you find that other one human too? See? Rob really my favorite? Listening to this, I might as that wasn't my favorite one they did, But listen to this, I might as well be tied to the back of your truck and you're flying across the park like dragging me on the ass. Do we have the other one? Speedy? 00:35:05 Speaker 4: Look? 00:35:05 Speaker 1: What is the human leg doing? Now? He might know? You know, what I think it is. There was a girl in that band that reminded me of somebody I knew you. I thought everybody has their own reason for locking different groups. Well, I'll tell you this. I like Flock of Seagulls, just that one song that had But I thought the guy looked weird. What's he doing? 00:35:23 Speaker 6: I'll grab you something from that swoop some pop one pop music song on that air that I like. 00:35:27 Speaker 1: It was I knew you like pop music? Or was that Greg and that was by him? No? 00:35:33 Speaker 2: It was was that? What was that? 00:35:36 Speaker 7: Wild? 00:35:36 Speaker 1: Wild West? 00:35:39 Speaker 4: Now? 00:35:39 Speaker 1: See the good news is from this era. At the same time, we did have the opportunity, though, to hear what I Can should be one of my favorite songs of all time. 00:35:47 Speaker 2: See this was from that same era, and I say, I thought this was great. 00:35:51 Speaker 1: Lover Boy, No, who is it? 00:35:58 Speaker 17: So? 00:35:58 Speaker 1: Do you can't you good? 00:35:59 Speaker 20: I like that? 00:35:59 Speaker 7: Yeah? 00:36:00 Speaker 1: Like so I like Loveraboy? I like that, Yeah, ain't no good? Have you seen the guy on behind the music? The lead say you're loveraboy? He's like us. He's getting a little waiters here. As a matter of fact, he's doing extreme maker. Yeah, he wouldn't look good. In the headband. 00:36:20 Speaker 5: Now, let's see. 00:36:22 Speaker 6: Heather in Atlanta watching on Turner South. Heather, how you doing? 00:36:29 Speaker 1: Hey, what do you do? 00:36:30 Speaker 7: A girl? 00:36:30 Speaker 6: We just found out d D was d was five years old in nineteen eighty three, eighty four. 00:36:35 Speaker 1: Thanks, I go it. I just wanted to let you know, Bobba, you look hot this morning. 00:36:39 Speaker 19: But Rick, you were looking really really. 00:36:41 Speaker 1: Hot in the gray T shirt. 00:36:43 Speaker 21: Yeah, you know, liking the gray T shirt. 00:36:45 Speaker 1: Thank you, girl. I knew look with Bubba's extreme makeover, I had to catch up and go get me some new shirts. You like it? 00:36:53 Speaker 22: I like it. 00:36:53 Speaker 1: I like it a lot. Well, I'm not trying to be eye candy. I'm just, you know, trying to be comfortable. So head, I appreciate it. Thanks a lot. 00:37:01 Speaker 22: All right, Thanks y'all, keep it up. 00:37:03 Speaker 1: Thank you, heaving, let's shut let's go. Joe license for that gun. Joe and Cash and Joe. How you doing. I'm doing fine. How you're doing? Rick? We're great? Brother? Oh my gosh. Not a guy named Joe from Gashing commenting on Bubby's here, Hey, go ahead, go ahead, Joe, alright, Bubba, Yes, it look pretty good right there. Thank you, buddy. But I would put on a little goat tea around now grill, what now little put a coat tea? Well, I don't know. 00:37:35 Speaker 6: All right, Joe, Joe, I love you, brother, but I'm gonna have to hang up before you have Bubby's got a pretty mouth. Yeah, I'm just trying to keep having from having Thanks. 00:37:56 Speaker 1: Rick, appreciate it. 00:38:00 Speaker 5: Oh that'll do for the kick gooff hour, it's the Cook's Past Control best of Ricking Bubba off this week on their vacation. Oh my gracious alive. We'll take a break, we'll start a brand new hour with the main show joining us. Don't you go. 00:38:15 Speaker 14: Anywhere ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba, wrecking buther fricking Bubba past the grieve it please, faking. 00:38:32 Speaker 1: It brings me. 00:38:33 Speaker 5: Five minutes past the hour. That's five minutes past the hours to the Ricking Bubba Show. I am Speedy, your host for this Cook's Past Control best of Ricking Bubba on vacation this week. I had to take their vacation just a little bit later than normal, but we have got you covered with best of us each and every moment. Let's start this hour like we always do, first though, with our national anthem seven minutes past the hour. Hello, Hello, Hello, it is a cook's Pest Control Best of We've already got a lot of requests ready to go, queue up and you know, ready for you to enjoy as you start your brand new week here with the Rick and Bubba Show. They are on vacation right now, So right now, the Good Time Gang will split duties all week long hosting best of moments. Don't forget a little bit later today we'll be announcing Fick's Mama's Mouth winner, and that will still happen today even though the guys aren't here. We'll still get that information and get it to you here before the end of the show today. Right now, let's continue. For those of you that have been with us, we've had a kickoff hour already. For those of you just joining us, we'll start with another best of requests. Take a listen to this best of. 00:40:54 Speaker 1: Moments, sleaking of cooking. Did y'all happen to see who's got a new cooking show coming out? Yes, that would be Roseanne. 00:41:04 Speaker 6: Bar Oh my gosh, that what well, I guess it'll have you lose weight. 00:41:07 Speaker 1: You look at her and don't want to eat. She has got a new sitting a listen to the I'm for room today. 00:41:13 Speaker 4: I mean same thing with birth control with her. 00:41:16 Speaker 2: Thank you, thanks to m I. 00:41:20 Speaker 1: It's always one too many. 00:41:22 Speaker 2: I like it when your mouseful of chips. 00:41:26 Speaker 1: We don't have to worry about them, chim niggles. He will be eating again. 00:41:29 Speaker 2: Here, Look at he wants some more. 00:41:30 Speaker 1: Somebodystanding. 00:41:32 Speaker 4: I'm worried about you talk on my girl being a

little my leading yellow tin on the teeth. 00:41:36 Speaker 1: He don't be smiling like that. School children are gonna jump in on. Let me tell you what if you turn, if your turn your call? 00:41:49 Speaker 7: I know. 00:41:52 Speaker 4: Once his coat bat. 00:41:52 Speaker 1: No, no, a caution lot call like it's color. 00:41:55 Speaker 2: But how about you smiled with a minute ago? I thought he was eating corn. 00:42:00 Speaker 1: No, I don't even talk about way. I don't give you already lost about twenty pounds now about ten? Does it turn your teeth yellow too? J here, let me tell what this is? 00:42:11 Speaker 6: Can I well it's him right, Let me say this. 00:42:15 Speaker 2: Let me say this. 00:42:16 Speaker 6: Here's what this is. We know that j T has never seen a hock. 00:42:19 Speaker 1: He didn't love right, okay, word has got to him that we've got to make over going. And he's like, this is my territory, you know what I mean. 00:42:27 Speaker 6: He he's and as you said, he's got that one tooth that I said was trying to leave out the back exit. 00:42:32 Speaker 1: You said it's playing middle linebacker. Yes it is. I mean that's a safety coming up for a blitz. He thinks this is a chance for me to get mine fixed for free. You know what. That's that's what he That's what this is all about. Where would you put it? Rude? 00:42:44 Speaker 4: I know, well in high school that was just overlap, just a touch, but now it's it's almost complete. Whatever that too is ready to leave, you might as well just pull this one. But the whitening things got me got me a little. It's your little yelling. 00:42:55 Speaker 1: It's not it's about the yellow that logo. It's not like school last year. As yell as that bag's in him chips. I know that's all, But listen to this. This is what the twist is. Oh no, don't hold the pease play for up. Hey, come on, he smile next to me, so it'll be like me standing next to Kenny Chester. 00:43:24 Speaker 4: The speedy pull of a Nabb muscle. He looks like he's in pain. He looks like he's had Hernia, sir man, it's. 00:43:36 Speaker 1: Rough in here. I love it too. 00:43:37 Speaker 7: This is what I love you know. 00:43:41 Speaker 1: Well, Rick, listen, this is what's bizarre about this show. Well ya, this is weird. It's not just a cooking show. This is what's weird about it. I can't get any word. They're gonna show the cooking show on ABC Family channel. M JT bad news. We're trying to compare different shades for JT and apparently we have found the sunshine crayons. All right. The actual show that they're doing is going to be on ABC Family. But the show we're going to see on the ABC network will be a reality behind the scenes of them putting the show together. It'll be basically the Larry Sanders So it's a but a real verse. It runs real on Family, and it runs by getting the show together, producing it, putting it on. All of that will be on ABC. So it's gonna be like a reality show. You didn't have Ryan on that I

got. He couldn't tell you one word you just said. 00:44:43 Speaker 6: You said it was blatant, and I was set up. Ready tell you hes blue through the New Testament like it. 00:44:51 Speaker 1: Was nothing I tell you talked about turning the deaf ear to pause. 00:44:59 Speaker 4: It was. 00:45:01 Speaker 1: That's the only thing he turned away from. Uh uh okay, So Roseanne's got a TV show, you got you got the show itself and then the behind the scenes of the show is another show and j T we j T we learned that he's actually gonna be on a new show called Changing Colors with his. 00:45:31 Speaker 4: I'm sure there's some Dennis that do teeth widening that listened. 00:45:34 Speaker 1: To the show, got something. Yeah, here he goes. Matter of fact, we've had a couple call in that wanted to do mine that you know, we're. 00:45:42 Speaker 4: Already Yeah, you're ready to go with yeah. 00:45:47 Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're a cigar quit. 00:45:49 Speaker 4: Smoking and you know months ago, quit smoking cigars. 00:45:53 Speaker 1: You know, I missed the cigar show. You used to have a j T used to do a cigar show and it was it was really something that is going pretty good. What happened to that couldn't get icy lined out the big house? Is that what he said? They had a few sponsors with the bill and just never came in. He said, I said it. I know I didn't. The stress right now, he can't even move his neck, A lot of stress. That's yeah, come back, come back with that show. You're gonna do that again? Are you just done with cigars? 00:46:51 Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm done with cigars. 00:46:53 Speaker 1: That's not on the body line. 00:46:56 Speaker 4: But teeth whitening is, if anybody knows it is there. 00:46:59 Speaker 1: I see JT's on a new die called body for. 00:47:04 Speaker 4: What about these new teeth whitening products like coldgating by I need to go. 00:47:08 Speaker 1: That won't tackle that. Now, you need to find somebody in sad. 00:47:15 Speaker 6: Say it's tough and here there's so many good ones. People can't respond to each one individually. 00:47:19 Speaker 1: It's just kind of go downtown. Find somebody cleaning the side of a building off pressure washed my teeth? Yeah, want makeey things? Fixing that lady's house. He could probably shoot at someone your teeth, Well, all right, we'll find your teeth whitener. 00:47:41 Speaker 4: JT O. 00:47:47 Speaker 1: No, you've done what you want to. You got it out there some. 00:47:52 Speaker 2: He's you found the bait out there, and. 00:47:53 Speaker 1: It's just just been a little movement on it. 00:47:57 Speaker 4: We needed who you got coming in. 00:48:04 Speaker 1: They're rare. 00:48:05 Speaker 4: Not Jarry Parry's got white tea. 00:48:06 Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's what a pair of my scrip. 00:48:08 Speaker 1: We'll fix that. Yeah, they're trying to get away back there. That's all allowed. 00:48:11 Speaker 4: JT. 00:48:11 Speaker 5: Tony's made his one calling, so yeah. 00:48:14 Speaker 1: Hey we'll get bombs. Come hook up in record to that said. 00:48:16 Speaker 17: When he at. 00:48:36 Speaker 5: Twenty minutes past the hour, it is a cook's pest control. 00:48:39 Speaker 4: Best of. 00:48:40 Speaker 5: I am your host, Speedy. We thank you for being with us Rick and Bubba on their vacation week. A little bit of later than normal, but they're on their spring break vacation now, just the way it fell. But we've got a great week plan for all of you, so make sure that you are with us all week long. Ricking Bubba back next Monday. Today we will be announcing the winner of Fixed Mama's Mouth. Be staying tuned for that as everything is tallied up. And we thank you again for being with us. Eight six six we be big is our number. That's eight six six we be big. Let's continue with this best of. 00:49:12 Speaker 1: Welcome back, Hey, thank you very much. Good to have you here, actually here instead of on a fine Absolutely, thank you, Neil. We're big fans for your show. This is great, this is really cool. You well, I think you probably read email better than anybody on TV. Well, I get enough of it. How many do you get a day. 00:49:29 Speaker 21: We were trying to figure that out. I guess about three thousand emails a day. 00:49:33 Speaker 1: How do you even scan the title to that many emails? 00:49:37 Speaker 21: Well, it's it's really you have to do you No, they go through just the most obnoxious ones or if they see you know, people know how to say I hate you or your big headed loser, and we we got we we mark those and then we print those up. 00:49:52 Speaker 1: Yeah. I hate when people send your email that they hate you and they don't make it clear in the tittle. Yeah, you know what I mean right away. 00:49:59 Speaker 6: I'd like to they just say, right there, this is one about somebody who hates you. 00:50:03 Speaker 1: I'll click on that and have a look, right right. 00:50:05 Speaker 21: And I missed the days before email when they would give you cut out magazine letters and crayons. 00:50:09 Speaker 1: You know, at least with email, you lose that. 00:50:13 Speaker 4: You know. 00:50:14 Speaker 1: Now, of course you got your little book too. We're going that's right. It's just fun and it is. 00:50:19 Speaker 21: It's it's very uh enjoyable. I think it's an uplifting book. I hope it is. And the response has been more than I would have thought. You know, I know you have to be. 00:50:27 Speaker 1: On the best seller list. I mean that's all right. 00:50:28 Speaker 4: You know. 00:50:29 Speaker 1: So I hope mister Clinton's books out today. Yes it is, but I wrote mine. Yeah, we'll say, we said at your book signing, we're gonna do. 00:50:37 Speaker 6: You'll be signing books. We'll get out of the way and heckle people that come to buy it. 00:50:41 Speaker 1: You guys are a big draw. You bring them in. I'll sign the books. This guy walks in and what are you doing here? 00:50:46 Speaker 4: Nothing?

00:50:48 Speaker 1: We need to know. You get a Nil's book. 00:50:49 Speaker 2: You're getting there, Nils, That's what I'm getting. 00:50:52 Speaker 7: Yeah. 00:50:52 Speaker 1: Yeah, put the Clinton book down and no one gets hurt. Sir, I put that downe in stepwast nine hundred. You can hurt somebody with that. Well we we won't to talk talk about the book and some of the stories. But first things first, you're known for your big head, now we got it. I am known from my big head. 00:51:07 Speaker 21: Yeah, and your head is not as big as mine. But I tell you I'm looking at your head up close here. You know, my head could kick your head. I don't see classic. 00:51:18 Speaker 1: That's why I love Neil. I don't see you a big head here. Write that quote down my head could kick your head. See that's good. Stuff could kick Rick's hat. So we have an honor we bestow on people who have a larger head than me. It's like the queen you know, nighting your what And we've only had one list or so far with a bigger head than mine. Really, yeah, it's a big head, chuck. So so we want to know are you worthy? Yes, he is, and he makes pretty good homemade ice cream. So uh, but but we need to find out are you worthy of the title big head? Neil, I am indeed, And we have the tape measure here, speedy, can we get one of the interns to come in and do an official measurement measurement and then we've got those heads. We've got a couple of hats too. 00:52:03 Speaker 21: That might feel Now that's see, that's not gonna work. 00:52:06 Speaker 1: You need a couple of this. This is pooh, our intern Pooh. Let's measure my head. Measure my head first, and let's go for maximum maximum conference wherever it peaks. Let's have a look here. I think you might. 00:52:20 Speaker 6: My mom would come down just a little bit, and don't yeah, come right through where Bubba said really shines. 00:52:26 Speaker 1: Yeah, the shining zone, yes, the biggest all right, twenty four inches of heads. That is a lot of brain material. Can I tell you there are women who have ways smaller than that, Neil, If you don't mind, who will do the a? Have you ever had your head measured on any show? 00:52:45 Speaker 4: Neil? 00:52:46 Speaker 1: Not on? Not recently. Now let's have a look here, poo, what's the moment? 00:52:55 Speaker 19: Yeah? 00:52:56 Speaker 1: Congratulations, gen, I mean Rick, it was in clothes. 00:53:03 Speaker 21: I warn you I didn't want to embarrass you on your show, but you forced me into it. 00:53:09 Speaker 1: Look in my office with the hat is an eight? See if that will fit? Because because you said you didn't have a hat, now on that crush. Now every young man needs a hat to work hot summer day. We don't go there. We wanted to give you ricky bubba hat, but frankly, none of them are bigger. 00:53:23 Speaker 21: No, No, I don't get to wear them either, not unless you cut them up and up and sew them together. 00:53:28 Speaker 1: I think we might have a shot. But now you've

got a lot of financial knowledge in there, and try is that an eight? 00:53:34 Speaker 14: This is? 00:53:35 Speaker 1: Uh? We've got this new thing, this new kick we're on there. We don't kicks. Uh. This we've been on getting minor league baseball hats. I don't know why that started, but this is the who is it? Roswell? Roswell, New Mexico, And very cleverly they're there fifty war. Isn't that neat? Let's you? Is that an alas? No, you don't need to try that out. 00:53:57 Speaker 21: Look at that it fits a little bit kind of tight and it's kind of tight. 00:54:03 Speaker 1: I don't know that fitch. 00:54:05 Speaker 21: I thought, sure, if you're like a beanie, what size is this? That's a night Now I'm going to eat a little bigger. 00:54:12 Speaker 1: But I gotta tell you, Neil, a bow to the great cranium here. I had warned you the way you're upfront about it. And I appreciate seeing him in that hat through the way it fit him. He did look like a player, but one that doesn't play much. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you. 00:54:27 Speaker 21: Know when I when I played football as a kid, I had the cleanest uniform on the team. I didn't get I didn't get out there much, but father said, played left bench. 00:54:36 Speaker 1: Man. I would have put you out toe headehead into somebody I went to in Danbury, Connecticut. Immacular High School. Yeah it is. 00:54:50 Speaker 21: It is a little north here, yeah right, yeah, But as a kid, when funny when I was in Atlanta, I got to see some old haunts. I played pop worn and football there again, also playing right bench in those days. 00:55:02 Speaker 1: Where did they find a helmet? 00:55:03 Speaker 21: You know, it's funny you should say. Last time I was on here, Uh, my father had to go to a special store to get one custom made. I remember that, and it was and he didn't laugh at me and all, but he I think he snickered when they were measuring behind me back. 00:55:16 Speaker 1: Well think about it, though, I bet was cool, Like all the others are out there in these little little league helmets and you're out there like an NFL helmet. Yeah, that's kind of cool. No, I look like a planetary system. So some of the other players just started orbit tea. 00:55:28 Speaker 21: Yeah, yeah, they avoided me because they did think that I was brought in from from outside, you know, the bruiser. 00:55:35 Speaker 1: I would have scared the other team. I had to put you over in that big hammiccause you know, little league football players already light bulbs. Anyway. 00:55:40 Speaker 6: Yeah, any bodies and I got those helmets on, i'd have U stander and go. I'll tell you what if y'all don't let us get a first time right here I'm gonna bring it. See that guy with the big head and he was just lower. 00:55:51 Speaker 1: He's gonna kick here. But yeah, and there's gonna be little pop warners flying everywhere. Yeah, this could get ugly. Yeah, well that's just good. We come back. We'll talk more about the book. 00:56:01 Speaker 6: The book is more than money, true stories of people who learn life's ultimate lesson. We've kind of given her by a nutshell of it earlier today, but we'll talk more in to tale about it and again today Books and Company will be with Neil, hosting him in our hometown, Birmingham, Alabama. Today it's over at Brookwood Mall and then Nashville later tonight seven o'clock. Dave Ramsey will be with Neil, and that's over at Borders on Cool Springs, Bulevard. 00:56:22 Speaker 1: And you don't have a car payment or anything, dude, not now? I better good, don't mention it? If good? All right, you may talk, you may talk about finances, but Ramsey, I mean it's an obsession with you don't want to go there, Okay, it's an obsession. We'll be right back more. 00:56:35 Speaker 5: With Neil Cavudo with Fox News on one of his u few stop ins in studio. Of course that's a recording best of moments, so don't be looking for them at those locations today. That's slipped in on us there. Uh, but always fun when we can have Neil Cavodo with us. And as you as you heard, his head is bigger than Bubba's. 00:56:55 Speaker 4: You know, we. 00:56:55 Speaker 5: Referred to that a lot, and I guess that's why some of you requested that. Here's just recently even we'll refer to Neil Kavuodo's head and so that's how a lot of that happened. So just a little history there so you can be in the loop. We'll be telling, we'll take a break, we'll be right back. It's a cook's pest control. Best of Ricking Bubba on vacation this week. Plea ride back. 00:57:18 Speaker 14: Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba, ringing buthering Bubba. 00:57:27 Speaker 19: Pass the grieve it please, Baking Bubba Bubba. Ooh it brings me to my knees and Bubba, I can't starting king Bubba. 00:57:38 Speaker 5: Can Bubba be without him? 00:57:40 Speaker 23: Brothering bubble Bubbah faking bubb Bu wake and on that blah blah b twenty five minutes until top of the hour. 00:57:52 Speaker 5: Thank you, so much for tuning into the Cook's past control best of all. Right, So if you'll notice there's a trend anytime Rick goes on vacation and comes back, there's always the best of story that has to do with bicycles. That's right, bikes. 00:58:06 Speaker 1: I've never ever been at the beach at the Fourth of July, and I didn't know what that was going to be like. It was incredible and really enjoyed it. So they had a deal a Big Daddy's. What's up Big Daddy? Big Fans of the show listened there that rent box and stuff, and I say, you were at playing yeah white Plane over Big Daddy's. Uh now, this was actually right across the street and where we're staying where they rent out you know, box for you to ride and this kind of stuff. So we had the idea that they have a bike trail and it's not one that has a lot of hills and stuff. It's kind of a straight shot. We would get on it. We were so close to Seaside and as a family we would ride in on box into Seaside for the Fourth of July bike Yeah, oh yeah, and uh so so and I'm you know,

it's like I just rode a bicycle. Oh yeah, well you remember I did the we went to last summer. I rode one in Rick's closet bike rider. Remember you noticed that it's very rare though, how about I want a bike right now too? Yeah, well, my kid, you're starting to really get into your head. Can I remind you though, of the seat that the banana seat is gone? 00:59:07 Speaker 4: Uh? 00:59:08 Speaker 1: I could barely walk when I was done after what that seat did to me. 00:59:11 Speaker 2: But but anyway, so so we get it because you know I'm a seat Well no, and. 00:59:16 Speaker 6: And and here's about the jail pack. Well that yeah, I needed both of those, but it was a rental. You know, you don't think to pack I need a pump it up seat. But and plus I would have left it back. 00:59:25 Speaker 1: And about all the things you have to pack now for a vacation, you got to have you pump it up seat, your nipp its. I mean you know, you know that's the truth. So so I was thinking, you know, and and I and I don't like I don't like the back experience, no offense, My wife is no fun because my wife comes from a distance running. 00:59:45 Speaker 4: I like to run. 00:59:46 Speaker 2: I like to work out format So of. 00:59:48 Speaker 1: Course you in a family with a lot of foot surgery. 00:59:51 Speaker 2: Yeah, so so what you hate is, you know, I know what she's gonna do. 00:59:55 Speaker 1: She following her and what's supposed to be a family outing on boxes like trailing Lance Armstrong. All right, okay, I mean so I just give up and going This is a moment where the baby and Sherry I won't get to see them, and maybe I can convince the older kids to hang around and give me a little bit because I don't bring up the rear. I mean big time. Yeah, the training wheel guys can't just run off and leave you because they haven't you know grass ten speeds. 01:00:18 Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, So so you know the older kids, they're racing and crashing, you know, and trying to hit hit every water puddle that can hit and throwing water back on me. And and I'm gonna tell them to quit. And I'm dragging and I'm dragging Big Love on y'all seeing these this connecting bike, it's a it's a come along back. They connect the older kids just what Hunter would probably be on because Big Love can ride about with training we couldn't keep up on this kind of deal. You're going along about about two miles down the seaside. 01:00:44 Speaker 1: Did you have your helmet on? Yoh yeah, we all everybody had the helmets on. You got and we all hit the law. Do you have to have a helmet? We all had helmets on. It look and I didn't ride with a helmet when I was a little and I don't want to ride with one now because they look like something off Star Trek. 01:00:58 Speaker 2: Oh did I did? 01:00:59 Speaker 1: I feel good if you're being thirty eight in that helmet? 01:01:01 Speaker 12: Yes? 01:01:02 Speaker 5: You can't be cool with a helmet on now? 01:01:04 Speaker 1: Not those helmets? No, the designer, Why can't we make the bike helmets on bicycles like motorcycle helmets so they look cool? Can't you wear a motorcycle helmet? 01:01:11 Speaker 4: Yeah? 01:01:12 Speaker 1: I would think probably, you know because basically the heavy though the bicycle helmet. I'm really enjoying this, right, look, you're right, hey, this is really good, Big Love. Pick your head up, son, you're missing it right? So I gave my shoulder hurt. So I've got to come along box behind me, which is a bicycle where Big Love can pedal. But I'm actually pulling it now how does that work? I haven't seen I'm out of the back loop. They sit up on these little that connect it to the back of my box to my seat comes down on it, there's a bar that comes back and then he's on the box. So but I'm pulling him so I can keep him. See way. But now if you wreck, he rat fifty something. So because their balance is work against Oh yeah, and that's that. 01:01:55 Speaker 6: Now you're getting to my point. If I wreck, and if you take the kid and if you stock, he now becomes and all that. It's all you got to really know how to work these and you're a little bit panicked in it. And he kept saying, as I would pick up a little speech, sometimes he would go, Daddy, I don't want to get hurt. And he kept hollering that back there, Well what daddy, daddy, And well, you know, and I forget he was back here sometimes and you. 01:02:17 Speaker 1: Like locked the tires down and bark. Yeah, you know, I forget he was. 01:02:23 Speaker 4: You know. 01:02:23 Speaker 1: There was one part in the little the box trail had a little hump. I tried to do a little oh yeah, but so so so so keep in mind, all right, So so the baby is in a little baby seat behind Sherry. Better known in this story is Lance armstrong. So she's gone. You know, no no if I if I am attacked by vandals, you know, or or whatever, I'm just on my own because she's gone. 01:02:47 Speaker 6: Then you got the twelve and thirteen and they're racing, so they're gone. So it's just me and Big Love and uh, you know. And and so the boy trail, the box trail's pretty cool. But then there's those uncomfortable two way box look so and you acknowledge, yeah, one come and the other way. 01:03:08 Speaker 4: Yeah. 01:03:09 Speaker 6: So then there was there was a point going into and by the way, seaside was absolutely beautiful for this flower. 01:03:14 Speaker 1: The pedal with fifty pounds pull. 01:03:16 Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta be because I usually. 01:03:18 Speaker 1: Can't tell myself. Hey, listen, you got to be focused. 01:03:22 Speaker 2: And by the time you get off you you feel like you need to be a rushed to the merger WI quads burning quadsburne. 01:03:26 Speaker 1: Well, here's what you hate. Your test lab on them. I can make it test collapse, left arm numb, left arm numb. 01:03:33 Speaker 2: Because then I was okay, because you know how the mind works. 01:03:36 Speaker 6: I go, well, I've been working out a little bit, so I'm

gonna be I'm gonna be okay, I said I said, I said, look, I'm up here on this bog and I'm I'm pelting. 01:03:42 Speaker 1: And also the brain goes dragging fifty pounds, and I go, now, no, he yeah, he's he's peddling. That pedal is just for his entertainment. He't helping you. 01:03:51 Speaker 6: You know, I'm going, you're dragging fifty pounds, and and so so so we we we get to seaside. Everything's great, red white and blue flags, beautiful. We're having the time of our lives. But then you remember we got here on box, so we got to go home on box. Yeah, you know, and you know, if you stay long enough at a place, you start calling it home. Alright, let's go home, you know, and then the little ones going. 01:04:16 Speaker 1: We get in the van. No, no, I'm erected it. 01:04:18 Speaker 14: But so we. 01:04:21 Speaker 1: Hey turned it in yesterday. Uh the it's all right. That was so uh we probably won't be getting them anymore, that's all right. 01:04:30 Speaker 5: But anyway, so so now you've got dead legs and you got to make it back. 01:04:33 Speaker 1: So I'm coming back, and there's an uncomfortable so so as we get up, you know how this goes, Oh hey, hey, maybe why do you want to stop and get something done. Hey, we're family, happy for it? 01:04:41 Speaker 7: Did you lie? 01:04:42 Speaker 4: Man? 01:04:42 Speaker 1: I'm having a good time and it's all gone and they just disappear. So I think the fastest boxer should have to carry big luck. Well, well, she's like guy the toddler back there, claiming I've got one and I'm half your size. What what you complain? So she's doing that with Oh yeah, she's gone. She's got that same kind of box too. No, no, no, just a seat, little guy's seat. You just say it, right, little bit. Helmets just behind it, a little task and he it. Look he just put a football helmet on. Yeah, how about this? 01:05:14 Speaker 2: He loves to wear helmets. 01:05:15 Speaker 1: I don't know what. How about this? 01:05:16 Speaker 6: He'll just put a helmet on a home and bicycle helmant and go out and jump in the yard. So, uh, you know, you go, God loving little fellow. 01:05:23 Speaker 1: But uh, the ones I've seen don't look like they'd really protect you that. 01:05:27 Speaker 5: How about hey, hold on, now, they did protect Tyler. He had a gash in his and if if he hadn't had a helmet on him. 01:05:33 Speaker 1: That's my point though, the way the helmets assigned. Don't you have don't you have to land over frontwards the bike. That's my point. 01:05:39 Speaker 6: The way a bock helmet is designed the only way it helps you. Don't you have to land perfectly on top of your head. Yeah, just wear football if you go sideways, you're I mean yeah. 01:05:48 Speaker 1: But anyway, so why I'm coming up and now there's there's certain places where there's bridges, which means now there's not a lot of room, and there's traffic because now you're off the safe of the back road. And it's not one of those which I like that's up against the road. This is a whole separate, paved deal. 01:06:08 Speaker 6: But on the bridges you got to come up, go down the side of the bridge, and then back to your safe in traffic. Well, no, no, I'm dragging a fifty founder sure, okay, and we and we've got we're like a train once we're rolling. 01:06:22 Speaker 1: We're rolling, okay, handbrakes. So I'm getting up and I go, oh god, and you get look, you get a little nervous. You go, man, this is really good bridge. You're still a nervous bridge. 01:06:32 Speaker 2: And I go, oh, oh, how's the timing with this guy? 01:06:34 Speaker 6: Here comes a guy with his family, and I go one of us has got a gift, and I'm like, and I see him give me the look of I'm giving you the bridge, okay, because we can't an older, overweight b. 01:06:49 Speaker 1: No, no, no, thank goodness. And he also wasn't laying and wearing a tie and upset about loudness, but are bouncing of any kind. So so I was heading it. He gives me the signal. Now he's got hit. What signal did he give he gave He gave me. 01:07:05 Speaker 2: The hell, I'm gonna stop and let you come across. 01:07:07 Speaker 1: He slow down. Oh yeah, he really slowed down. But unfortunately he did not give a hand signal to his two kids and his wife who are trailing, and unlike my family, they don't have their intervals are pretty normal. They're all right there together. 01:07:22 Speaker 6: So he sees me, he gives me the bridge, and his whole family crashes into him. 01:07:29 Speaker 1: I'm talking about they stack up, just you know, they're good. Look and I come across the bridge and I've got big love and we're rolling. Did you stop the help? 01:07:39 Speaker 4: No? 01:07:41 Speaker 2: I want to ask you about it. 01:07:42 Speaker 1: How about this? I saw the crash and look this is what I love. 01:07:47 Speaker 6: You know, sometimes you wonder does everybody have the king kind of lives we do with their wife. They don't have they don't even have the box picked up good and his wife. 01:07:55 Speaker 1: Is dogging him. She's Michael, what are you ain't looking? I'm like, I'm like, and I'll pull back in and I'm going, like you, I'm going, should I stop? You're like that, They're all piled up, they're undoing box like, and I'm going, should I stop? But you can't get your train. I'm going right now, man, I got this thing home. And then and then I think he's not hurt. It's kind of his deal, you know. And uh, he was getting eaten live by his wife. What did he say? Did you hear hit? Another hand signals yeah, I heard him. He goes, I was letting this guy come across the bridge. Well, why didn't you let us in on it? He oh god, you hit her in the back. And I hear that. And I'm going, as you go, as you get far the way, you can hear it still, just to go in, you know. And I'm like, and I can still hear, you know, and I love the padding of the field, and I'm going, I'm going, should I stop? Should I stop? And then I start thinking about Bubba's dealing. I'm

going, but you know, and then you hear big love going, Daddy, I don't want to get hurt. 01:08:57 Speaker 6: And then I look up and I see like the family way up there, like little dots pulling in a place to eat, and I just kind of go in there and eat and never bring it up. 01:09:03 Speaker 2: And I'm like, should I have stopped? 01:09:06 Speaker 4: Rick? 01:09:07 Speaker 5: Probably they were okay, Now, Bubba's not gonna tell you to stop, but I. 01:09:13 Speaker 1: Found out what I'm saying. Look, if I can, I just tell you the way I would think about that particular incident. Okay, there's there's more than one of us. Okay, we're all right. Nobody was hollering, but he didn't know if they're well, you look to me, if you stopped and asked me if I'm okay, it would hurt my feelings more. I would be more embarrassed. Not only did I have a bick wreck, but you stopped to ask me. And I don't know that you're not some killer out there with a fake baby, you know what I mean? So so you actually did him a favor by not stop. You me tell why I didn't stop too, because I knew his wife was mad. Oh yeah, and she and she was gonna get me too. Well, that goes back again. When you've got trouble, like somebody getting in trouble, you clear the area because somehow she would have blamed you. Plus I was a trained she would have said that you should have yielded when went when when Well, he gave me the yield son though, I know, so it's not on me. No, but she wouldn't think that because she wasn't listening to what he said. Yeah, but she had her book of blame out beating him with it. I mean he she was what was aria? Did they have a good I mean it was a good crash. Yeah, they stacked up here, you know, Hunter went through the Thomas the train thing. Yeah, and now now Taz is in it. You know how they show them just you know, just yeah, right, that was it. Yeah, I'm sure they're all right. They filed up pretty good. 01:10:29 Speaker 2: Can I say the fireworks show? 01:10:30 Speaker 1: That was actually all right? 01:10:32 Speaker 4: Well? Be back. 01:10:35 Speaker 14: Ricking bubba, ricking bubba, ringing. 01:10:43 Speaker 19: Bubble bub pists degree it pleaseing bubble bubble. It brings me to my kneesing bub. 01:10:53 Speaker 1: I can't start and the freaking bubble Bubu. 01:10:56 Speaker 24: D with dollan brothering bubb. 01:11:02 Speaker 5: Thank you so much for tuning into this Cook's pest Control best of. 01:11:06 Speaker 2: And this is gonna sound strange. 01:11:08 Speaker 1: I'm a little and this is a little quirk of mine because we all have all this stuff here. 01:11:13 Speaker 5: It is I'll just say it. 01:11:14 Speaker 1: I'm a little weirded out by eating anything. I have a can? Is that it? Yeah, it's a can thing. 01:11:20 Speaker 2: I don't care. 01:11:20 Speaker 1: I feel like that. 01:11:21 Speaker 4: So tune is out. 01:11:22 Speaker 2: Well, all they come out with tuna in a bag. 01:11:25 Speaker 4: Now have you seen that? A bag for you?

01:11:30 Speaker 1: And it's an anti can eater? Well, because what about chef boyar day you want to see right? I know I don't like that raviol Now you can't eat raveo. It's a can. It's not what you get ravioli from macaroni grill. You're scared of a can? Are sorry? 01:11:43 Speaker 2: An Italian restaurant, but not vegetables you'll eat like corn? 01:11:45 Speaker 1: No, I know, I don't. 01:11:46 Speaker 2: I'd rather have him out of a bag. 01:11:49 Speaker 1: It's what's funny. Take you know what this is? This is the great murder sing you coming up. I'm a little I'm a little weirded out by the can and let me tell you that a non can eater. Let me tell you where I think this happened. Let me tell you where I think it happened. 01:12:05 Speaker 6: When I was in school, and when you're little, they always scare you with stuff all the time. I mean, ben, little is about being scared most of the time. Yes, okay, it's fear. That's how you're molded. They told me that when cans get dented, that botulism can get in there. It's like you're being scared of a rare steak. It's the same thing that And I as a kid, I noticed in the grocery store bent cans. 01:12:27 Speaker 1: And they mean, when it's being how does it get inmssing? But now it's not sealed properly. Oh you're saying if if the if the outside is punctured, No, just bent, just a den in it. Well, how how can that? If you know how that is telling you us what they said. It got me all scared and sights class that scared you, But the rare steak speech didn't get you didn't get me. Ah, I'm glad it doesn't come up a can. Well you know why if it was in a can, I wouldn't need it now if there was a run, let's go back the can shape because it's Danny causes you to botulism. They said, well, do you ever know what I'm trying to gallery. I'm not talking about the the the integrity of the seal being broke. No, the can has a dent. 01:13:13 Speaker 7: Other times you're not supposed to buy a donning can. 01:13:15 Speaker 1: Don't buy who did the stuff? Who said, why? Okay, here's they said, the purity of the seal has been compromised. When it's if the purity of the seal has been compromised, but just a dent will do not can? A submarine is dented, It doesn't sink. It has to be punctured. The food in it. You wouldn't need it to tell me if a stop boy is filling and he drops it, do you have cans? 01:13:45 Speaker 4: I don't know. 01:13:47 Speaker 7: You know what this is gonna bring. 01:13:49 Speaker 1: This is gonna be a new segment on the show. We're gonna call Lively debates about subject nobody cares about. And we're gonna come up with a subject and debate it. 01:13:57 Speaker 7: You know what if we. 01:14:00 Speaker 1: You know what Greg Burgess would say, that's how they get you. They try to show you that denn it can Betty your nurse call me and tell me about DENNI can's need to know that we never heard that, never heard it? 01:14:13 Speaker 5: Can hear? 01:14:14 Speaker 1: Don't eat out of can? I've heard it's open. If it's open, that one thing it is not open. 01:14:20 Speaker 2: No integrat it's been the integrity has been compromising. 01:14:25 Speaker 1: I think I've got it. Let me ask you this, eat out of I'll put them back like a dimple. 01:14:35 Speaker 7: Yeah, don't buy that. 01:14:37 Speaker 2: If it's a dimple chad, you better not eat it. 01:14:40 Speaker 1: That's not okay. 01:14:41 Speaker 7: I'll tell you what speed. 01:14:42 Speaker 1: You go to the store and you buy all the dinner cans. 01:14:44 Speaker 2: He don't eat rare steak. 01:14:46 Speaker 1: You might get your steak, Terry, rare ricking bubble your life. We're lives? 01:14:52 Speaker 2: Would he explain to her? 01:14:53 Speaker 5: You're what's going on? 01:14:55 Speaker 1: Terry? You need to right now go to cover, Go to the cupboard cover. 01:15:00 Speaker 11: Okay. 01:15:01 Speaker 1: Do y'all have dnied cans like canned vegetables and and and tuna and and stuff that are there dents in the cans? 01:15:10 Speaker 7: Any of it? 01:15:10 Speaker 1: You sure, Terry, have you ever heard about this? DNNID cans can kill you? 01:15:14 Speaker 2: I bet her Mama told her about it. You make botulism, though you could be in the hospital for months. 01:15:19 Speaker 1: I bet done away. Eight out of a nid can. Somebody get done away. Have you ever heard that, Terry? 01:15:26 Speaker 2: You've never heard that. 01:15:27 Speaker 1: If you're in the store and you're over there in the canned vegetables, canned fruits, Oh my gosh, I remember that's why Tyler got sick. We get spaghetios and it was a dent can. If you're feeding your family out of these dented cans, make cans all the time, and who has to go the bathroom through four times a morning? You got pulse of it? What would you say, baby? The volume has nothing to do with you say. I just thought that if it was, you got it cheaper. She gets a bunch of diny cans. Said, that's it's Greg Bird just on the Dinni can wagon all. 01:16:11 Speaker 6: He wouldn't go near a Denny Can. And you know what, Greg won't buy. He won't buy anything it has a dirty label on. 01:16:21 Speaker 4: Aund. 01:16:21 Speaker 6: You know what, let me tell you marking the people something. If your food is not pleasurable for me to look at your labels and your logos, I won't eat it. 01:16:29 Speaker 1: I don't like. 01:16:30 Speaker 2: That's why I want to eat generic stuff. 01:16:32 Speaker 1: Well, Terry, thank you much, Terry tear them out just to get get rid of the dinny cans. Well, unless you just ring, you don't eat out of those deny cans, you're gonna get by. I tell you what. I'm gonna bring a can of chef war d in here one day. He's a gonna dead the can, and then I'm gonna eat it live on this. Well, you got a dinner and let it see it. They sit on the they sit on the chef dent it and botulism creeps in. Who's that huh? At any grocery store, it's said, if it gets in, it makes you sick. If you shoot it in your in your forehead,

it makes you look better. 01:17:07 Speaker 5: You want to break it down, Baba? All right, we'll take a break. When we come back, it's a brand new hour and we'll also announce the winner of the twenty twenty one Fixed Mammy's Mouth. 01:17:18 Speaker 14: Don't Go Anywhere and Bubba Rick and Bubba. 01:17:22 Speaker 1: Rick and Bubba spy Stilly. 01:17:41 Speaker 15: You little side, you're listening to the Rick and Bubba Show. 01:17:49 Speaker 5: Slilly no see Finally into six minutes, ask the hour. It's the Rick and Bubba Show. Thank you so much for being with us. It's a cook pest control best of I'm your host speeding while the guys are on vacation. 01:18:08 Speaker 7: This week, my shadow. 01:18:10 Speaker 1: Breed free to fine stream Crumb. 01:18:17 Speaker 4: Strength clun. 01:18:21 Speaker 5: But you know, doctor Dudney has been with us for so long, and we were sitting there trying to count up the years we've done Fixed Mama's Mouth or a makeover. I know we had I believe one or two, you know, get Daddy a new grill kind of contest, and one I think was military base. So I think we're like fifteen sixteen years. And I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say that. And he has changed a lot of lives through the talents that God has awarded him and his office and his staff, and so we're always excited to partner with him on these annual promotions. And this year we have another Fixed Mama's Now. Last year it had its difficulties because of COVID nineteen, as all businesses did, so we were able to do Fix Mama's Mouth and a winner was picked by you the audience, just like this year, and the makeover has happened, and I understand she's doing extremely well, but she never got to come in. So next week, when the guys are back from vacation, we're gonna be honored to have her in studio along with doctor Dudney and talk a little bit about this year and what can be expected from this year's winter, but also introduce the audience to last year's winter because we haven't had a chance to do that. But fixed Mama's Mouth contest. It's basically about a fifteen thousand dollars dental makeover from doctor Thomas E. 01:19:43 Speaker 4: Dudney. 01:19:44 Speaker 5: And you hear him sometimes on the show with tooth talk, and he's been a staple on the show for many, many years. But he's got a great staff and they're giving this Mother's Day makeover away. And by the way, to all you moms, I hope you had a great Mother's Day this past weekend. The makeover includes top veneers on the upper teeth, lower bleaching, cleaning, X rays, the whole nine yards of value worth fifteen thousand dollars. Now, I'm being told by the folks through the website that this year the number of votes were unbelievable. It's been quite I believe, you know. I guess a look back at these each contestants and I'm sitting here looking at their stories. Every one of these contestants have amazing stories and great families that wrote in about them, and they're saying that all of you really

participated. And the number is way on up there, but we can only get one winner, and the numbers don't lie. And so we were able to check the list and a winner has been awarded, and we'll see who that is here in the twenty twenty one Fixed Mama's Mouth. The winner is finalist number two. Finalist number two. Her daughter wrote in Amanda soderquest and wrote in about mom Bonnie, and uh, just what a great story that I know the guys will talk about when they come back. Just you know, about the mom and what kind of life she lives and and what she just gives back. She's a supportive instruction para professional and just is just a wonderful person. And her daughter, Amanda said, it would just make nothing more that I mean, I think she has a brother, Amanda, and her brother would just love to see her mom Bonnie smile again. And so we think that's gonna happen, because doctor Dudney has changed a lot of lives with his work. And so congratulations to finalist number two, the winner of this year's Fixed Mama's Mouth. And thank you Amanda for writing in on behalf of your mom. It was a great, a beautiful letter, and I know that she is so honored to have you write in about her. But to contest at number one in three, boy, y'all got a lot of oaks too, and you have very special family members that wrote in about you. And so we thank everybody for participating in Fixed Mama's Mouth this year. But congratulations to finalists number two, the winner of the twenty twenty one Fixed Mama's Mouth promotion. And Doctor Dudney's staff will be getting in touch with with Bonnie and then they'll go forward from there and then eventually we'll have her in and she we can see before and afters, which are really always amazing. This is the work that he's able to do. Fifteen thousand dollars worth of dental work courtesy of doctor Dudney here and the Rick and Bubba Show. All right, well let's get into this one here, This here is a best of request that is a good one and one that had me down. It's when Rick came clean on what he says was an airwalk incident, but it really wasn't take a listen on the air and. 01:23:06 Speaker 1: I don't want to because it's it's absolutely embarrassing. But since you were injured in with football allegedly reported more more embarrassing than the Mother's Day card you got for your grandmother. It's right up there, Okay. 01:23:20 Speaker 6: I have what is called an elevated diaphragm, and uh there's been X rays done on it. It is my stomach is basically on the left side, smushed all the way up into my rib cage. 01:23:33 Speaker 1: Okay, well okay, now now what is that hanging in front of you? Uh? That that is that that's just fat, the actual stomach which is inside. Every time I'm X rayed, the doctor always says, what in the world. And I have been making up a story that I was injured in football and uh, you know, and in some kind of football and the heat of battle kind of thing. And I'm going to tell the truth today on how I was. Okay, and y'all,

this is nobody else but your wife needed this, Yes, And so your parents didn't know. I know, I'm ready to come clean. Everybody's gonna know and tell the truth on how y'all are not going to believe this? Okay, here I go. I was doing a live broadcast about three years ago. There's no way. 01:24:23 Speaker 6: I was doing a live broadcast about three years ago, and we had one of these moonwalks jumping things. Yes you I'm talking about. And I'm doing this for you, Bill. This is to show you how much. 01:24:35 Speaker 13: Was a friend. 01:24:36 Speaker 1: This is going to you. That's what's funny. And uh, you know they're very jumpy, you know, and I've been looking at it the whole broadcast. Was you at this station. I had just started at this stage. I remember when this happened to this is what's funny, all right to now keep in mind, you know I have off you know. I think I've even brought up the elevated diaphragm y'all a couple of times, and talked about my harble football ends. I've never heard of that, kay coming out of your mouth? Right, Well, I tell the doctor Tom extrading, and usually he's the boy. You must have read it took a shut yeah, yeah, football injury. So I was making making I actually was making the game saving tackle on Bo Jackson. 01:25:15 Speaker 4: That's how it happened. 01:25:16 Speaker 1: He hit me full head of steam. That's how it over so uh stuffed him. Course, that's when he's mincing Jackson. 01:25:22 Speaker 14: Uh So. 01:25:24 Speaker 1: So I kept looking at this moonwalk and I really wanted to play on it badly, but the kids were on it and I was broadcasting. So the broadcast ends, and I think I'm going to jump on the moonwalk. Now, little did I know they were deflating the moonwalk. They had already cut the blower off all right. Now, it still appears to have air in it, right, you know, he is air in it, but it's not pressure ize. Yeah, you know how you do your your sheeting at home, and it'll de little air pocket in it, but hey, it won't hold you. It just looks like there's air in So I take a running start and and I'm only age area, which gives me a little hot Sure. So I mean I'm about to come off with a Superman dive that will shock the world. Right onto the moonwalk, Right onto the moonwalk. Now no one sees me, because you know, it's breakdown time. All the people who have left just nothing. But to the guy taking down in his moonwalk, this is just for me, right, you know, even the salespeople, of course, you know it's just a kid in you, right, because you know the salespeople have for forbid they stay and he have be clean up a remote. 01:26:27 Speaker 4: Right. 01:26:27 Speaker 1: So I'm left and everybody's gone, and there's a couple of people over talking in the parking lot. I dive on this thing and nothing, you know, air will not stop you, right, nothing stops me. And I hit right on the pavement, and I mean it, the sound that came out of me. 01:26:52 Speaker 11: Was not human, as she was a gasping for air. It was like, because I'm thinking of not human. See, I was laid out in a die and I hit the pavement and here was the sound. I mean, it was just a and look I get up immediately. 01:27:06 Speaker 1: When I jump up, like it didn't have you know, hoping nobody saw it, okay, And y'all, y'all unders said. I walked around and I was going that and a guy, a guy, even a guy, a guy even said I knew it was gonna get him. And a guy even said to me, he said, he said, he said, hey, buddy, he said you need some help loading loading the van. I said, I got it. It's gonna win, brother Obama. And I mean, I was just trying to divert attention in a way. And he's and and Bill, I said, there was you know how you have to make the decision. I said, all right, am I bleeding in turnment? 01:27:54 Speaker 19: You know? 01:27:55 Speaker 1: And You're like, You're like, I mean, shit, shit, should I this point call emergency? But you know what I'm talking now? When when I had this personal I had this personal battle, this personal battle going on. I was gonna kill him, but I had this personal I had a personal battle going with myself, like hey, well this pain is you know what? And I'm like, hey, I am hurt. I am you know you have to declare a fishy Okay, I'm hurt, you know. But I was too embarrassed. I wouldn't go the doctor because I was too embarrassed to tell him what happened. Hey, what happened to you? 01:28:43 Speaker 14: Son? 01:28:43 Speaker 1: Well, I dove on a moonwalk. It was the flavor. You know, nobody wants to say that now. You just don't want to hear those words coming out of your mind. So those of you that have heard the bow Jackson story. I'm coming, I'm coming clean today. I hurt my diaphram diving on on that whole moonwalk. 01:29:01 Speaker 5: Good Night Alive. Oh that's a classic. Thank y'all so much for requesting it. Here on the Best of Ricking Bobby Show. 01:29:09 Speaker 14: Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubbacking bub you're listening to the Petcher Old best off here on the Ricking Bubby Show. 01:29:23 Speaker 1: Tennessee couple took police on AE hundred and thirty five mile chase through two southern states in a stolen dump truck. Investigators say a Tennessee Department of Transportation truck was stolen yesterday morning. There's a sight of me that fears they were listening to this program. I know what I that true. The couple in the in the truck refused to pull over and led police and highway patrolmen through Tennessee and on into Georgia. Authorities in Dade County, Georgia were able to blow out the dump truck's tires with a stopstick and the suspects were taken into custody. Thirty two year old Regina Hodge and thirty four year old Steven Chance had been charged with felony theft, burglary, and carrying stolen property across state line. 01:30:10 Speaker 12: You know what I hate about this story is it makes it sound like these people drove this truck like for hours through you know, police chased them for hours and stuff. You know, going, Well,

when you come over Monteagle and you're headed into Chattanooga, Now you go from Tennessee to Georgia to Tennessee in about two hundred yards, that's true. So so chased them through three states. 01:30:30 Speaker 1: Well, and you have to go so slow to go up over those mountains. You can run faster than those dump trucks. Think down seventy five or no, twenty four. 01:30:38 Speaker 12: If it came down twenty four and turned and drove halfway to Huntsville, they just went through three states. 01:30:44 Speaker 1: That is a good point. Cham And how about this if a dump truck, why do you want a dump truck? You're not gonna get away in a dump truck. Well, what are they thinking, Tim Wilson, what are they thinking? I don't know. 01:30:57 Speaker 12: They must not ever saw Coolhan Look, coop hand Luke, I can eat fifty eggs eight fifty. 01:31:03 Speaker 1: You're gonna have to get your mean right. What we have here is a failure to communicate. 01:31:13 Speaker 12: My favorite movie of all time. George Kennedy or Paul Newman grabs the dump truck. George Kennedy goes, I didn't have many more to go, but I seen you come ted down the road in that big old truck. 01:31:23 Speaker 1: And he dies in and they get away. 01:31:25 Speaker 12: Now the good news about running from cops in a dump truck. You can pull the back end up like Paul Newman didn't cool handling, that's right, And when they shoot at you, the bullet sting ding ding ding. 01:31:33 Speaker 4: It's basically armored. 01:31:35 Speaker 1: I bet they got the idea from Coop handle. It will not work with the old stopstick. You know where they put the better nails out there in the road and you run over that, and you know not. 01:31:44 Speaker 12: If they're using those those new nail proof tires. You've seen them things. 01:31:48 Speaker 6: We advertised them one time on the show. Yeah, and we didn't believe they were so we canceled it. 01:31:53 Speaker 2: It is written, I. 01:31:54 Speaker 4: Hate stupid people. 01:31:56 Speaker 12: You know, whatever you're gonna you're gonna steal a dump truck, you need to make sure you got your Uni were all tires on the thing right, you know, make sure your little bed as you know armor, you know, bullets can't have like bullet pre penetrate whatever. 01:32:09 Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. 01:32:10 Speaker 1: Well, now Squegee says he's got more info because I won't know why they stole Why would the squegees? What would you? 01:32:15 Speaker 4: What is the day? 01:32:15 Speaker 1: Tell us more? He produces a show on one O four of the Core in Nashville, Tennessee. 01:32:19 Speaker 18: And real quick, Tim Wilson a Zany's in Nashville July twenty through the twenty second. 01:32:24 Speaker 1: Okay, good, so you'll be in Nashville. 01:32:25 Speaker 12: That's that's very true. We'll bit Zany's on July twentieth through July to twenty second. 01:32:29 Speaker 1: Let's show Tim some love. 01:32:31 Speaker 18: So yesterday morning, I got up, turn

on I turn on the old police radio about four o'clock in the morning and start listening to everything, and I hear Metro police in Nashville, Tennessee. They're chasing these people. They went all the way down through Muphers Bro and then they get these new radios, you know, these new digital radios. And I was wondering when am I gonna lose them. They got all the way down Mount Eagle. Them idiots were throwing chainsaws, out of the back of this truck. 01:32:53 Speaker 2: You're kidding, Oh no, I'm talking. 01:32:56 Speaker 18: These were some good ones. 01:32:58 Speaker 1: You know. 01:32:58 Speaker 18: I don't know why they stole that truck. 01:33:00 Speaker 1: Where were what were they leting? They're playing you know, they had no plan. They just stole it and we're throwing stuff out of the back of it. 01:33:08 Speaker 18: Basically bored likely this is what it was. Okay, scenario set up for you. Hey, I bet we get at least fifty hundred dollars for that truck right there if we steal it. 01:33:18 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's sitting there smoking a little wacky with were they eating chips? 01:33:22 Speaker 18: I think they were throwing a few backs. 01:33:24 Speaker 2: There's drugs, there's drug dr alcohol in this store. 01:33:26 Speaker 12: Now where the police chasing them all the way from Nashville. 01:33:31 Speaker 18: They started up in Robertson County. 01:33:34 Speaker 12: That's unbelievable. 01:33:35 Speaker 18: And they made it now get this now, in a dump truck. They made it down to Georgia in two hours. 01:33:42 Speaker 1: Can you imagine cane Us sitting around on you know, we they kind of boy they do in the house here today, Let's go steal the dump tut you know, I mean that. 01:33:55 Speaker 7: Sounds like war Burton. 01:33:59 Speaker 4: Basically, I bet that they go real fast it all right. 01:34:03 Speaker 1: Well, that's sets up this song perfectly there, I mean, I mean the suggestion that they might have been doing the whacky wee. Now this is a This is on the new CD. 01:34:11 Speaker 12: Right, yes, sure, this is on the He'll Billy Homeboy CD. 01:34:14 Speaker 6: He'll Billy Homeboy available at your record store in the comedy section. 01:34:19 Speaker 12: Some weird doors moved in across the street and they were keeping. 01:34:23 Speaker 4: My wife awake. 01:34:26 Speaker 12: Twelve hours of the cuckoo Dolls was about all she could take. So I went over there Bunda Sigart and told them break it up. Verty soon some I origin these midgets found me two days later on the Dark side of the Moon. Wasn't a barber? Was not the new Prince Albert in the left handed. 01:34:55 Speaker 1: Cam black, wouldn't a marble. 01:35:04 Speaker 12: But this stuff's enough to make Janet Reno look like the marber Man. Right, it kind of looked like a lucky or a short ball mall tastes like horse manure. 01:35:17 Speaker 4: But menthol. 01:35:19 Speaker 12: If it legally reaches the public's lips, there's gonna be a shortage of tater chips. We can finally quit Hayton Philip Morris's Guts call this stuff kicks a cigarettes, but my brain's sad. It's something that had never seen. But it beats a tar out of Nicko tin. 01:35:40 Speaker 1: Oh. 01:35:43 Speaker 12: A Marber, but it's the Surgeon General's nephew's favorite brand. Wouldn't a Marber, but two packs of that. We'll have the buck Street boys sounding like a Rocae bath. It'll have living valors up and. 01:36:30 Speaker 13: Come all you weary, Come all you thirsty, Come to the well that never gonestrave dream. 01:36:40 Speaker 5: Of the world, Come in some twenty five minutes. The time of the hours cooks past control. Best of freaking Bubba on vacation this week We're rolling out best of moments, one after another. This hates this one has requested big time. Thought we'd give you a little treat this hour one of the most requested hereing there vacation weeks. Cashio at the wrong pole and joyce. 01:37:06 Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, he's back. Former intern, now employee of cent it Out Broadcasting, Cassio. 01:37:15 Speaker 5: Pat hot tonight, Wow, tonight, I got a question. 01:37:26 Speaker 2: Bellowing is always a good question. 01:37:31 Speaker 1: Kid, once known as the laziest intern, and still is historically the latest one we've ever had. Sure, but he's got his hair like he likes it. Welcome back to the Rick and Bubba Show, Cassio. Glad to be back. 01:37:41 Speaker 6: It does appear that Gray Balls of Amy is trying to bump you as the laziest intern ever. 01:37:45 Speaker 1: But I'll continue to watch that. 01:37:47 Speaker 7: I know I like something about her. 01:37:48 Speaker 8: Yeah, it was fine, other than the fact you thought she was hot as fire, Hot as fire. 01:37:53 Speaker 2: Yeah, well, Casio, you have a story for us today. 01:37:55 Speaker 7: Yeah, let me preface this story. I love to swim. Okay, okay, as any is any big guy does. 01:38:01 Speaker 4: Sure. 01:38:01 Speaker 8: I mean, if there's any hope of me getting in the pool, I'm diving in. Sure, I've told me back. 01:38:05 Speaker 1: Well, much like the Animal Kingdom, Hippopotamus is love the pump exactly. 01:38:09 Speaker 7: Sure, there's nothing better than cooling off in the pool. 01:38:12 Speaker 8: But we also know I have a long history of having mishaps with older ladies. 01:38:19 Speaker 7: That is Grandma's. 01:38:20 Speaker 6: Yeah, take you back to a classic showy, but it's a different story. 01:38:25 Speaker 1: We take you back to the Cashio Kid classic. Grandma was a bleeder. 01:38:28 Speaker 8: Sure, and I freaked out Shaggy's grandmother by calling his cat ben Purkykay. 01:38:33 Speaker 1: All that's been documented. Well, you're drawn to the elderly, and I love. 01:38:38 Speaker 7: Them and I love to be around them, but for some reason we don't match. 01:38:40 Speaker 4: Good. 01:38:41 Speaker 8: Yeah, so uh, this past weekend me your hair, you think just luck you like it? Cops and grannies, they don't like my

hair. Yeah, okay, this past weekend. My friend says, Hey, my grandmother's got a pool. She loves some people to come. 01:38:56 Speaker 7: Over and go swimming. I jump at the chance. I'm down with that. 01:39:00 Speaker 8: Okay, he says, come over after you get out of church and we'll meet and I'll stop and get us some lunch so we won't have to eat grandma's food and we'll be all good. We'll go swimming, have a vide, just be me and you hanging out. What a great day, excellent day, he says. My grandma she's got a there having a lunch in at church, so she might not be there. She's gonna be there later, but she knows we're coming, okay, and she's fine with it. She she's ready for us to come. And she's a she's a very loving lady. 01:39:34 Speaker 4: She's joke. 01:39:34 Speaker 8: She loves to joke with people, you know, so she'll cut up with you and I'm like, well this is now, I'm down with this. 01:39:39 Speaker 7: I'm cool. 01:39:40 Speaker 1: What a great day. 01:39:41 Speaker 7: If she is there, don't worry about it. She's expecting us. 01:39:44 Speaker 8: Okay, he says, just get there, go around the side gate, go set up in the back, set up camp said, all right, I'm down. 01:39:52 Speaker 7: I'm going to stop food. I'll be there in a few minutes. 01:39:55 Speaker 1: I show up, go to the gate. 01:39:57 Speaker 8: He tells me, you know, tells me how to get there and every thing. And I'm in and I kicked and I go I'll just wait on him. 01:40:03 Speaker 1: To get in the pool. 01:40:05 Speaker 8: And I got my feet gicked up, you know, and sure, the shoes come off, and you know, then then my my shirt comes off, and so I'm sitting in my swim trunks. 01:40:13 Speaker 1: Now, all right, that's a pretty. 01:40:15 Speaker 7: Excellent site, right there. Have been in the sun, Like I need to low water. 01:40:24 Speaker 4: So it gets on me. 01:40:25 Speaker 7: Maybe I'll just dip my feet in the pool before it gets sure. You know, it's hot. It's hot. 01:40:34 Speaker 8: So I dipped my feet. I'm sitting on the edge of the pool. I go, all forget this. He they know I'm coming. I'm I'm down. I'm going in, all right, So I get up, and I mean I go as far as not just slipping in. I'm doing cannonball out of the gate, off the diving board, a little bigger splash, so I'll hop in. 01:40:55 Speaker 1: Yeah, you know. 01:40:56 Speaker 7: I come up and I'm going, oh, this is number one. 01:41:00 Speaker 2: Wait till the snacks get here. 01:41:02 Speaker 7: Food's on its way, and I'm already soaking wet. 01:41:06 Speaker 1: There's no greater feeling to eat, like not your cheese, you know, chips, and your hands be wet and the cheese jump on it because water. 01:41:13 Speaker 2: Yeah, go ahead, So I. 01:41:15 Speaker 7: Go, this is gonna be number one day. I can already see it. Well by that time, the back door comes out on the deck and here comes Grandma. 01:41:24 Speaker 1: All right, but you're not worried because you've been told everything's fine.

01:41:26 Speaker 8: Everything is cool. Okay, I go, hey, hey, ma'am. She goes, what are you doing? 01:41:34 Speaker 1: Who are you? 01:41:35 Speaker 7: I mean, get mad out of the gate. Okay, this ain't just like who are you now? This is a stern Who are you? 01:41:43 Speaker 4: What? 01:41:43 Speaker 7: Why are you here? 01:41:45 Speaker 8: I go, hey, I'm yeah, I'm I'm Jesse. I'm I'm Brent's friend. You know, he said it was cool to come swim. He's bringing the food. He'll be here in just second, you know. She cuts me off. Okay, get out of my pool right. 01:41:57 Speaker 7: Now, ma'am? 01:42:00 Speaker 8: What, I go, All right, Grandma's she's either she's either don't know or maybe she forgot. She either don't know, or she's pulling a good one on me. 01:42:10 Speaker 12: Right. 01:42:11 Speaker 1: You think you could be a joke cause she told you she was a jokester exactly. 01:42:14 Speaker 7: Okay, So I go, all right, look I'm Jessee. Brent is on. I said, do you know Brent? 01:42:19 Speaker 4: Now? 01:42:19 Speaker 1: I don't know Brent what? 01:42:21 Speaker 7: So I go, she's getting now, I go, she's pulling. 01:42:24 Speaker 4: A good one. 01:42:25 Speaker 1: Yeah, this is I hate for people to pull a good. 01:42:27 Speaker 4: One on me. 01:42:28 Speaker 7: I fight it to the very end. 01:42:29 Speaker 1: Sure you make sure they're willing to stick with me. 01:42:33 Speaker 8: I go, okay, So I go, I'm playing along. I go, okay, look, I'm swimming in your pool. I'm supposed to be over here. Okay, she goes, If you don't get out of my yard right now, I'm calling the cops. I go, Look, you don't have to call the cops. I mean, I'm just going for a nice little dip. You know, Brent's gonna be here soon with the food. 01:42:51 Speaker 7: We're all good. 01:42:58 Speaker 8: So I'm slipping out of the pool and I'm gathering my shirt up. She goes, get you stuff and get out. She goes, I'm calling my son. He's coming over here, and I and I'm calling the cops and he's coming over here. 01:43:09 Speaker 7: And you are in tons of trouble, you know what I mean. So I'm like, exactly, like, I know Brice, I know my son has BRIT's dad. I'm down. 01:43:22 Speaker 1: Okay. So she goes, come on, you just did I I mean, now she's right like she's corralling you. 01:43:29 Speaker 7: She cannot get any life. 01:43:30 Speaker 1: She's moving towards you. 01:43:31 Speaker 4: Now. 01:43:31 Speaker 8: Yes, So I'm out of the pool and I so I slipped my sandles. I slipped my sandles back on, and I pick up my shirt. Okay, And I go, well, maybe she just wants me out. She's gonna since she gets mauled the pool. Sure you still think this is joke. Sure, she goes, get as grabbed my joke? Yeah, Grandma, I'll shut up with Okay. She gets cold and she goes she grabs my arm. She put her hands on you, grabs my arm and like, speedy, you don't you don't touch me okay, and especially. 01:44:02 Speaker 1: She's getting she's getting now in a fight with your friend's grandmother. 01:44:06 Speaker 8: She's getting so rowdy that it's starting to tick me off. She's hanging on a little too long. Okay, so I'm going, hey, look I'll be out of here. Look it's gonna be all good in just a second, Brince, you're gonna see Brent's gonna come up, and it's gonna be all clear. 01:44:20 Speaker 7: I'm supposed to be here. Okay. She she's pulling me towards the gate. 01:44:24 Speaker 1: Get out in my yard. She's got flap flap flapping. 01:44:30 Speaker 8: I mean she's she's in her nightgown. I mean she's pushing me out the gate now, okay, get out, get out. The cops are on the way. I hope they show up any second to take you to jail. 01:44:41 Speaker 1: First time you didn't touched with somebody, then out a woman in the night, So so about the time. 01:44:48 Speaker 8: I mean, she's just consistent. Okay, she's she's pushing me in, like giving me the little shove in the back, you know, making somebody gone, Look this is a little much, Okay, I said, just I get the joke. 01:44:59 Speaker 7: It's Google got a good one on me. 01:45:01 Speaker 8: About the time I turn around and I look across the street and I see Brent's carr across the street. Oh no, I'm at the wrong grandma's. 01:45:17 Speaker 7: So now I gotta go. 01:45:20 Speaker 2: Are you still because you big? 01:45:23 Speaker 1: Now you're gonna feel bad from brick, But. 01:45:28 Speaker 8: It's gonna be clear then, Mama, Hey, your grandson's about to tell you off because I'm supposed to be here. 01:45:36 Speaker 7: Try so then I go from big cast yoda, I really. 01:45:40 Speaker 8: We can let me clear things, all right, I see where the misunderstanding? 01:45:45 Speaker 1: Did you want to hear any of that? 01:45:47 Speaker 7: No, the cops are on their way. 01:45:51 Speaker 8: So about this time, Brent is coming out to go where Where's where am I? 01:45:56 Speaker 7: Because I'm parked on the street the edge of the street. So he thinks I just parked across the street. 01:46:02 Speaker 8: And I went into his grandmother's out And now he's made the search and I'm not there, so he's looking for me now and he comes out and and here she is shoving and telling me to get out of her yard. 01:46:13 Speaker 7: I mean the whole neighborhood is that? 01:46:15 Speaker 17: Is that? 01:46:15 Speaker 21: Laugh? 01:46:16 Speaker 7: Now you got to remember this whole time. Okay, I'm in a swim trunk. 01:46:20 Speaker 1: I'm shirtless. 01:46:21 Speaker 7: I got about an inch and a half a crack hanging out. 01:46:23 Speaker 1: With that soaking wet. My hair's not like I like it. 01:46:30 Speaker 8: Look, I got my say, I got my shirt my haadlup. I'm gonna go across the street. I'm supposed to be building. 01:46:36 Speaker 7: I'm I really am out of place. 01:46:39 Speaker 1: I'm so sorry? 01:46:40 Speaker 4: She so what what? 01:46:42 Speaker 8: And Brent has to come over and he's met her a couple of times, so he's he don't you know, he he made a mistake. 01:46:49

Speaker 7: He's coming over here. It's okay, Well, my son's already on the way, and. 01:46:53 Speaker 8: The cops, well, you just call him and tell him not to come because I mean, I'm out of your yard now. I'm I didn't mean to cause this mishap. And so finally she's like, why don't call my son out? 01:47:04 Speaker 7: I don't know what I do? 01:47:05 Speaker 1: By Did they ever come? 01:47:08 Speaker 4: Yeah? 01:47:09 Speaker 7: Sure? 01:47:10 Speaker 2: Did you get to talk to Sure? Straightened out? 01:47:13 Speaker 7: Steel shirts? 01:47:16 Speaker 1: Got a little son on you now. 01:47:17 Speaker 2: A couple of a couple of spots. 01:47:19 Speaker 8: He had a good he had a good chuckle afore it, you know, and he's like, hey, that's a good one. 01:47:38 Speaker 14: Ricking bubba, ricking bubba. 01:47:58 Speaker 4: And then so much. 01:48:04 Speaker 25: Titles was dumb five Every night is lonesome and long. Somehing really mutters. 01:48:25 Speaker 5: Eight minutes till top of the hour. It's the best of fricking Bubba Show. Thank you for tuning in as we roll on through. Everything we're playing is requested everything, if you missed it. By the way, we announced the winner of Fixed Mama's Mouth for this year was h It was contested number two, finalist number two, and you, the audience, awarded the winner. You voted all week, uh and uh. The top three were revealed and the winner at the most Folks Finalist two. Congratulations to Bonnie Sidter Quest and I hope I'm not slaughtering your last name. It looks like the way it's renounced, So congratulations Bonnie. And her daughter Amanda wrote in on her behalf and that was a special moment, and so congratulations to her. Here's requested stuff. Oh when you fall, it's just one. 01:49:19 Speaker 1: I don't want to even bring up the fact that we had a very strange incident happened twice yesterday. Rick and I both fell at the same place. Well, look you are spelling drinks or falling. Look I don't want Mark, how you doing. Mark Prader joined us. Morning, gentlemen, Mark, let me tell you what happened to me yesterday. I parked at a place I was going to visit somebody, and I got out of my vehicle and I walked around the front of my vehicle and it is on a slot heel and there's a lot of pine straw there and I got to do and I got to slip and sliding like I was on ice. And I had my bag with me that I carry all the stuff for the show. When so I busted it. I mean, I'm laying there on the ground, and I mean I hurt my hand. I like cut my knuckle everything, I'm bleeding and I'm laying I'm laying in the ground. What look, I'm laying on the ground thinking, hey, has anybody seen me? And then I get up and I'm done, and I'm quickly looking to see if everybody saw me. I dart around the corner and think, hey, you know when I get in, I clean myself up. Well. Rick comes by, He meets me there the same place. He makes me there and we're headed we're walking back out and in front of my truck there is a huge I mean

there's this manicured area, and then it looks like somebody's been in there digging or something, you know what. 01:50:38 Speaker 5: It looks like Russell has been in there playing. 01:50:40 Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like somebody's gonna nuts. And I noticed that. Rick sees it and I say, Rick, you won't believe look where I fell right there. And I can't believe I created that big a mess. Right says, you know why, because I fell in that same fot. I don't know what it was about. This place. There was a pine shran has a slight incline. And I get out of my car and I go, I'm not gonna stay on the sidewalk. I'm on cut up through and cut off. You know it probably will cut off, you know, twenty seconds to my walk. And I said, look, I'm on here. And it was one of those times where you're on the ground so fast you get you up, You're like it's like a quick slide going in. The second you jump up, it's it's like you never had any hope. There was never a moment of I'm going down. It's like I'm up here on the ground. Look was so funny about it. It is this manicured area. I still got my cigar. 01:51:37 Speaker 7: Look that's my ru. 01:51:39 Speaker 1: I mean it is this manicured area, a little bushes, all this kind of stuff. It's so neat. And then there's this one area that looks like a hog's been wallowing it. It looks like an elephant had laid down and got back, you know. And look, and the thing was strolls all out on the sidewalk. Hey, here's the part you'll love. 01:52:02 Speaker 14: Look. 01:52:03 Speaker 1: Look the landscapers when they come back, they'll go. Let's tell you what somebody's let to. I don't know. Somebody's been wrestling out here and there, but had somebody in this building got a great dang. I don't know matter, but and pray. Here's what you love. 01:52:17 Speaker 6: Where we fell, Where we fell, there were many windows, okay many somebody. 01:52:24 Speaker 1: Let me let me take you and look we have the ricking but of softball jerseys on. Listen, let me take them. Let's go. Let's go inside somebody's office. Okay, I gonna go inside. 01:52:34 Speaker 2: Hey, buddy, you ain't gonna believe this. 01:52:36 Speaker 1: A minute ago, I was sitting here washing and you know, ricking Bubbam. 01:52:39 Speaker 6: I was watching and Bubba walks out and I mean he bushes it good right outside, he said, Now hold on my stirs. 01:52:44 Speaker 7: I know I didn't it. 01:52:45 Speaker 1: Right after that, about five minutes I saw Rick softball jersey. I mean, I've never seen two seventy five get on the ground squad, you know. I mean they must have thought we were having slide and pray for the team. You know me, You know me time up, I'm come up like I come up. I ain't look my approach was when I was down to stay down right, Rick, Rick your butt belly head fleet. I mean I'm talking about I don't even know only one piece hung on it had to grab me quick one and I got it on the PISTI day this one quick flip that offer. And then just as you round the

corner you do this, start checking yourself for blood. 01:53:35 Speaker 22: You know you can't breathe, flipping and falling by yourself, and you still say something to yourself. 01:53:42 Speaker 1: Oh there you go, all right, Now, I did give you one of these up to you. Nobody was washing. 01:53:47 Speaker 5: Well when I fell at the wan. 01:53:50 Speaker 1: You raw is war. I stood up like and appreciate you, thanks for coming, tippy bartender. Yeah, there's nothing. I was laughing at myself because to me, there's nothing funny than somebody falling now and I can laugh at myself. So I don't know what yours was. On the scaled of one to ten, ten being the worst fall possible. My fall was about a seven point time. Now are you talking about just strictly and how hard you hit or how much you heard, or just how my gosh you went down? Okay, Well, mine was like an acrobatic fall. I like saved at once and then went down again. I was like I was on ice, not not me. I was zero to on the ground. I mean he look, oh my gosh, I mean I was on the ground so fast. 01:54:34 Speaker 5: You're like lower back hit ors, your butt hit because that side side side, and. 01:54:38 Speaker 1: Then this look this hand flailed because they're going down and hit the hit on the sidewalk. You know, both of my feet went out. It was right here. You get that arm that your head hits before they theather, it's like you, I mean, it. 01:54:58 Speaker 5: Was so bad. 01:54:58 Speaker 2: The brain went to the body said what happened? 01:55:02 Speaker 4: You know what? 01:55:03 Speaker 1: Everybody all right off? What happened the legs go or something happened before we yeah, before we knew it. We were out of control and look an arm goes, So this is right arm. We seem to have a hit here left elbow. I've got pine stroll here on the left elbow, shoulders that we are hurting. 01:55:23 Speaker 4: Just you know. 01:55:25 Speaker 1: The thing about the incline. 01:55:31 Speaker 3: Back. 01:55:31 Speaker 1: Okay, we're back, We're back. 01:55:36 Speaker 5: Thank you so much for trying to the best of Ricking Bubba show. We'll take a break, We'll be right back. New hour begins right after this. 01:55:43 Speaker 14: Ricking Bubba ricking Bubba. 01:56:00 Speaker 19: Breaking mother Buba past the greed that these inking b oh it brings me to my knees. 01:56:20 Speaker 5: Six minutes past the hour, brand new hour has begun. Thank you so much for tuning in to this cooks past control best of I am speed of your host. 01:56:29 Speaker 7: Boy. 01:56:30 Speaker 5: We got a lot of good request still to be played and a lot of I played. 01:56:35 Speaker 7: Man left. 01:56:37 Speaker 5: We announced an hour ago that finalist two was the winner and Fixed Mama's Mouth this year, and so congratulations to Bonnie the mom, and we thank Amanda for writing in on for a Bonnie that's your daughter, and so congratulations. Doctor Dudney is going to have another Fixed Mama's Mouth make over a fifteenth thousand dollars value. As I mentioned, Rick and Bubba on vacation. They had to take a late spring break vacation, so it's really not spring break, but they blew through their spring break vacation, which they normally take just because of scheduling issues. So they'll be back with us Monday, but until then, it's best of request throughout the entire week. It's the Good Time Gang. We'll kind of share duties on that, and we thank you for being a part of the show. A lot of you already sending in requests and have been doing so even over the weekend getting prepared for this week. So we've been tallying those up and trying to get to them as best we can and this hour. You know, last week we did a story about a restaurant saved the lobster and and it was going to be eaten and they saved the lobster and it was not and that brought up Larry the Lobster from a beach trip with Jim Dunaway and Bubba ate the Lobster, and was we aimed at Larry because it was named was Larry's Life? Was the restaurant's mascot. That's a real story, and so we thought we'd play this. Some requests have come in about it because last week's story kind of you know, was referred to Larry the lobster a little bit, and then everybody was like, well I want to hear it. I've never heard that story. So take a listen to this best of moment. 01:58:20 Speaker 1: Jimmy, how are you this morning? Back at it? 01:58:23 Speaker 22: I am ready to go, Thank you very much. Are you going to save the lobster for later on or are you just blown by that? 01:58:30 Speaker 1: Well? Do we need to do the lobster part? Now? 01:58:32 Speaker 3: You think? 01:58:33 Speaker 22: Well, all I know is Rick he ate the store's pet. 01:58:37 Speaker 1: Now see how can we pass on that with a witness on the phone, bob Ba mean, well, we went to the Louisiana land yap. You know. One of my grops about going to the beach is you can't find enough seafood. You know, you go and everybody wants to give you food that you could get at the house. I want the biggest shrimp, I want the biggest this, I want lobster, I want I want ocean stuff. Swam here at the beat Sam here, I mean that's the mood. How about some nice bull shark? You know what I'm saying, yeah, i'll take I'll take a cut of that. Yeah. So we go in and I had been we had not been anywhere to eat that had lobster. We'd had shrimp and we'd had some of the other things. And I said, I want to go somewhere and get lobster. All they got them. It's great. They got them in the tank there. When you walk in, you know, you pick out yours and whatever. So we get there and uh, I asked about the lobster. Well, the nice waitress. 01:59:35 Speaker 7: Was there. 01:59:37 Speaker 5: She tells me. 01:59:38 Speaker 1: She says, well, our lobsters are flown in every day from Pensacola, and the plane is grounded. You'd have been here a couple of hours ago. They've got a technical problem, and we've only got one lobster here. He was liking that special tank up front so the kids could

see him. You didn't need somebody's And when she said they all have one lobster, I said, well, I'll take you sure. And she didn't even know if I could have him or not. His pacer Fremi, and he he was so big and had been there so long. He had like his own name, like George Larry. Didn't you and the lobster. So she had to go and check and said, well, you can have him if you want him. But he's a little over five paints. Now to me in our world, what good? Well, you know, living in the landlover's world that I live in. You go to a seafood restaurant and you order lobster. They give you a couple of little lobster tails that looked like a couple of little love Sure, you know, they're not much bigger than a than a green pine cone, you know what I mean, They're just small. 02:00:59 Speaker 7: Well, she uh. 02:01:02 Speaker 1: Taking pounds and and everybody's hooping and hollering at the table, you know, and it's on in gym. We've got the done aways there in the shawls or there, and we've got the whole table full. And you know, so they they go and cook him and bring him out. And Rick Burgess, I mean it looks like he is he is big enough to throw over a car and keep it anky. Betty Jill with people like up said, hey, wait waitresses crying and stuff, and some some some slightly overweight guy from Alabama's eating her pet. 02:01:32 Speaker 22: It looks like a Japanese movie where they were bringing it out like Larry Flopster is eating orange beat, Bendy claimed. 02:01:40 Speaker 1: Betty claimed that the lobster was bigger than the hat that Red Lobster made used to make you wear it on your birthday. Seriously, seriously, it's calls for as big as my hands. You know this is owning me and Ricky know. 02:01:53 Speaker 22: Betty is not quiet. 02:01:54 Speaker 1: No oh no, she's making a scene about now. 02:01:59 Speaker 22: Not only that lobsters as big as they had it Red Loss. 02:02:04 Speaker 2: Now even thought it was Babba's birthday, they're gonna put it. 02:02:07 Speaker 4: On his head. 02:02:08 Speaker 1: Not only have I got have I got this monster lobster who apparently was the pet. Do y'all realize that Bubba a restaurant's pet. The next thing, he's going to Gatlinburg eat that big flounder. 02:02:20 Speaker 22: Rick, no joke, he left this part out, Rick, no joe. There are two three, maybe four waiters and waitresses that are walking by while this thing apparently is being killed in the back. 02:02:31 Speaker 1: Thing. 02:02:31 Speaker 22: I can't believe you're eating the pets. The kids loved the top of the glass and played with that lock. 02:02:36 Speaker 1: Now, not only that everybody can get on Bubba all they want to, but there's also an entrepreneur restaurant guy who said, hey, if he wants it, let him have it. And what is so good about this? Now? People see this giant lobster coming out and I create a run on lobster, which there is none, right, and everybody wants one now, So that's what that thing. This restaurants got the biggest lobster him anywhere. And the waitress, bless her heart, she she said, do you want me to help you with this? And you know what, it's just a giant Once again. I'm used to getting tails that are broke over and you dip them out, you know, you eat them. This is a lobster and it's cooked. But I don't even know where to start. Yeah, I mean, how do you what do you grab? But the usually offer an option that they'll bring it to you in pieces. You had the whole hone. Oh, it took up a whole tray by itself, the head sitting there, I mean, the cloths are hanging off. 02:03:22 Speaker 22: What is it? 02:03:23 Speaker 6: Was it as big as like somebody's old house cat had been around a while, or was it bigger than Wrick? 02:03:27 Speaker 1: It was bigger than a dog? Seriously serious, seriously rick? She she i said, oh, I got to have help with this. So she starts working on it, and she breaks the tail off and twist it and does something to it and cracks it open and gives it to me. And the tail it's hanging off the plate. It looks like you've got to you know how It lobster's white and it looks like you have a pile of mashed but taio on my plate. It's hanging off the edge. And Betty's hooping and hollering, hiw you ever going to eat all that? 02:04:00 Speaker 13: Oh? 02:04:01 Speaker 1: I'll tell you how. Oh yeah, Well, the waitresses are upset. Was there with him every day, and bless her heart, she kept she kept working on it. I was eating the tail. I had my whole meal. She's still working on it. Back there getting the claws. I she. 02:04:19 Speaker 22: Looked like the cook at dream Land. So much sweat was. 02:04:25 Speaker 4: You look like. 02:04:26 Speaker 1: Tommy really got to work out. Tommy the local has just to rip and he's brought a buddy with him. So you're not gonna believe this pet lobster they have? Where is it? 02:04:33 Speaker 22: The budget is going down the street. They killed Larry the watch. Everybody's gathering. 02:04:37 Speaker 1: People had their cameras was coming over and taking pictures. But wow, hey, it sure was good. Damn, I'll tell you that. And I did find out I can't eat five pounds at once. Jim will come back with sports in your short thanks to everybody at Louisiana Land. Yeah, home of Larry Oh, I'm sorry that former home. 02:05:00 Speaker 14: Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba. 02:05:09 Speaker 13: I'm feeling good, feeling amazing. I'll see if I'm I go through some changeing Mamma told me, don't you stomp it, just keep on going to you bomping. 02:05:22 Speaker 15: Nor're listening to the Rick and Bubba show. 02:05:25 Speaker 14: Amazing. 02:05:27 Speaker 5: I see if I'm like, go do this twenty minutes, twenty minutes past the hour. It's the best of Ricking Bubba's show. Let's continue. More requests coming your way. 02:05:35 Speaker 1: Welcome back, Bill, Bubba Bay All right, hey, Bubba, how are you good. We were discussing Bubba's giving us a little look at his trip to the Atlantis there in the Bahamas. We've talked a

little bit of Niggadiwan. We'll talk a little more of that coming up. But Bubby, you said today that you know one of the things when you go both of you both of us went. You know, when we left our country, you know, it was kind of spring was making its way in, but we had not really gone out and experienced are really warm. 02:06:03 Speaker 6: You know, deep South weather. So you and I both were and I was doing the same thing, gonna make sure we didn't get baked. You over in the Bahamas and me in Central America. I was like, we could fry and fry easy well, because you know we had an adapted to our son. 02:06:18 Speaker 1: Yet, right, And I try to kind of stay out of the sun. I mean, I realized that, you know, over the years, it's gonna catch up with me a little bit, shying a fair skin anyway. So but I hate suntan on. Hate it. Hate it blocks all that stuff, and I hate putting it on. I hate that old, greasy feeling. So I've gone to the sprays last few years too. Well, the sprays feel like they have been in a nice chest why when you put them on, So it's very unpleasant. And Betty claims that I'm doing a dance when she's trying to spray it on me, which I know I am because I'm freezing. 02:07:00 Speaker 4: You do that. 02:07:01 Speaker 1: It's a it's an involuntary response, Why about spreading something on that? It's terrible. So but usually I will stay out of the sun enough that I don't need a whole lot of it. And there's certain places I don't normally, you know, put somentan al on or u V protection And one of them is usually my belly. Oh my, because there ain't enough of it. Well, I want one, you'll stress the supply. Yes, I've got you know, I've got kind of a hairy chest, so usually the sun doesn't get down to the ground in the jungle. 02:07:34 Speaker 2: You know what, you got enough air on your body to win an Indian blake. 02:07:37 Speaker 1: Yeah. Sure. And the fact that I've got you know, a little dun lap here you know where my my guts done laughed over my belt now you know it's it's in a shadi area anyway. By the way, I'm glad graduat here because he's got another one too, me too. So on I guess it was the second day we were there. They have this thing. They have a lazy river, but they have what's called the rapid river. Now there is some confusion among some of the people on the island. They think they're getting in a lazy river. But they're not. Now the rapid river rick follow me here has rapids, I bet it does. At one point you're picked up on a conveyor belt to be carried up higher so you can go down heel through the rapid river back around. Now, some of the parts are kind of slow and just have a gentle giant wave that throws you up six foot in the air. But other parts are wide open and people are flipping off their tubes and you're in tunnels all this stuff. But you have a choice or if you get in that river, you're doing all of it. You're doing all of it. 02:08:49 Speaker 12: Now. 02:08:49 Speaker 1: They do split. They split at one

point, and you have you can branch off to the mine temple, which is the running joke of the week because we thought everything was the temple. Bet he did. Sure, I would refer to the mine Temple in every conversation. Sure. So, but you break off and you go and you actually can slide down these giant tubes that drop you, I don't know, several stories down and you know, back out in the water. So you do have a split along the rapid river to go down the giant fall or just regular rapids. Okay, So but it's fun, and it's hard to get a tube because the line, you know, starts backing up, so you got to go early and you know, and it's an interview and you hold on to it and they have singles and they have doubles. So on Tuesday we got out there kind of early. So I wrote it several times in a row, and I guess for the day. I don't know. I wrote it four or five times. And it's pretty long. I mean, it's twenty thirty minutes all the way around it. So it's a workout. When you get back, you're winded from hanging on that. To you, it's slung around, right, sure, please workout? 02:09:58 Speaker 4: Well, no it is. 02:09:59 Speaker 1: I mean you're I was tired every time, but I get back on it, you know, because I was rough, that's right, because the rapid river speed, the rapids, not a lazy river. Trust going with the current because they was there were some grandmothers got on it and they don't have a battle. They were not happy, okay, they were not happy when the waves started. 02:10:19 Speaker 5: Hitting too far in it to turn around. 02:10:22 Speaker 1: Ye, no way out. Now, you don't ride you ride rapids in but one of the problems and I noticed this later in the day. When you don't put sunscreen everywhere like I do, just in selected areas that are the trouble spots, and you're laying back on an enterteve ye, expose your belly to the son the underbelly. Yeah, so you're shirtless. Well, yeah, I got a sighting. There was somebody there that tweeted a picture of Bill. But yes they did. It's out of our twitter count. When I got there that I thought, you know, I'm not in the best ape right now. I probably don't need to be showing off. Uh, but I'm gonna tell you there I was probably in the slimmer group. I mean, people have no no regard for the shade you when you go once, I look like a star aftholete compared to some of that. So I just went with it. You know, you're at a resort. People don't care the resort. Everybody gives up at a resort, and there's Canadians all over the place, you know. So so, but I don't get a lot of sun under the porch down here, you know what I mean. And I'm will tell you I got burned pretty good. And then on the underside gets seen air. Well, it's it's seen air. Just don't see a lot of direct sunlight, you know, because it's in the shop. Somebody said, the first time you laid back, you found you well, there's my pastport. But uh, you know that it's been a long time since. Ot there you got burned, you know, And then I won't say, and then you

got it laying on top of your pants and your belt. You know. Oh, they trying to go out to eat and you got sunburn rubbing on top of your belt. Every time you reach to get something, you know, you flin. 02:12:21 Speaker 2: How's it doing today? 02:12:23 Speaker 1: It's still pretty red? Really yeah? Better? Yeah, still pretty red. So you were you were laying back on the energy and got the underbelly the dune lap, Well, you don't, well you don't think about that, No, you don't. I never rick, I never thought, hey I need a stick of that stuff, you know. No, I guess it just rocked back and got exposed. That's it. Because you're normally out there, it's in the shade. Yeah, it's under the porch. I mean, you know, you don't get no lots small animals get under there. Yeah, But when you're laid back on the entertew for a thirty minute trip four or five times the hats off. Oh buddy, that's it, doesn't you know? By the way, I had the most eyes out on the bellies out. We got we got on that, We got on the car. The the thing that would pick you up, what was it? The and and and it's and it's going up at a pretty good angle. 02:13:24 Speaker 4: Right. 02:13:24 Speaker 1: So if you're already laying back on my rick, I mean you're you're you're way back. You found out it's in a tunnel. It's in the tunnel coming up. You found out what it felt like to be ups back. That's exactly what I felt like. But the kids, the kids were in front of me, so initially I start doing dead dog, and then I turned it into turn of course. I'm here Caitlyn screaming, oh my gosh, that's good, and I go, Katelyn, nobody knows I'm your dad. You could just laugh like everybody else. Yeah, you could have separated from and nobody. No, you don't have to be embarrassed. Sure and blast. Everybody loves a ga Garrits everyway guy absolutely on his back. 02:14:08 Speaker 16: Turtle. 02:14:09 Speaker 1: They love his energy, they love his energy. That is awesome. I was laughing. It was so funny. 02:14:16 Speaker 5: Classic stuff from one Bill Bubba Bussy and uh the best of Ricking Bubba show. It is a cook's bestial, cooks pest control bestuff. I should say. If you are tuning in, you're like, what's up? 02:14:28 Speaker 1: What's going on? 02:14:28 Speaker 5: They're on vacation this week. They weren't able to take their earlier vacation, so today starts their vacation week. They're back next Monday. So it's a Cook's Past control best of every day hosted by The Good Time Game, and we thank you for being with us. Don't go anywhere. 02:14:46 Speaker 14: Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba. 02:15:06 Speaker 5: Twenty five minutes on the top of the hour. It's a Cook's Past Control best of. I'm your host Speedy on today's program. Thanks for being with us. Rick about it on vacation all week back on Monday as we roll all requested stuff, Let's get right back to. 02:15:26 Speaker 1: Get an update. Peering into the life of any van Adler and you know he's living in a situation. 02:15:33 Speaker 5: By the way, that's not your speaker's. Rick was horse this day and. 02:15:36 Speaker 1: The three apartments, he's the only male. The other two apartments have two females each. The females that he's been neighbors with are letting their dogs poop in a common area where he has to go to work, and he's been bringing it into the office. I did, yeah, And so we told him he needed to talk to his neighbors about resolving the situation. The letter he had prepared, we thought probably not the right way to go. So we told you need to talk to them personally about this. You did, and when you first brought it up, where they like, we agree, let's come up with another plan, which led to you making this path. 02:16:09 Speaker 24: Well you could. 02:16:10 Speaker 17: They acted like they were very okay with a plan, but you can kind of see it on their face a little bit like, oh, so you're gonna talk to me about warmer dog poops. 02:16:18 Speaker 1: So it wasn't a warm reception. 02:16:20 Speaker 24: No, they were warm, but there was a little just a little face, a little face. 02:16:23 Speaker 1: So are they patronizing you and they're just going to continue to do what they were doing? Possibly that is something to consider. Yeah, so you decibably actually probably, And y'all have a backyard area that you said, why we're paying for that, why aren't we using it? And you want to make a path that you can come out your door, take a path. Never come into that front yard, go into the backyard for your dog to do its business. Yes, yes, and y'all would just let the backyard be a wasteland for dog dog waste. How big is this backyard? 02:16:49 Speaker 24: It's pretty big. It's much bigger like the front little. 02:16:54 Speaker 1: In the backyard. 02:16:55 Speaker 17: But Greg, the area that we're using right now for these four dogs, well they're using. My dog always goes to the back every single time. I'm serious, referral. Uh, the area we're using up front is like probably ten by thirty unbelieve. And that's too that's too small. 02:17:09 Speaker 1: So you go to a home improvement place to get a shovel. 02:17:13 Speaker 24: Yep, I'm the man of this house. 02:17:14 Speaker 1: It's kind of like you're going to make a path to an area that needs some clearing out yet with. 02:17:20 Speaker 13: You, I have. 02:17:24 Speaker 17: The landlord definitely comes into play here. But just to give people an idea of what the house is like, it's kind of like a Rock of Love situation. 02:17:30 Speaker 24: I'm Brett Michaels. 02:17:32 Speaker 1: Here we go. 02:17:34 Speaker 17: It's kind of that set up, all right, So I go to I go to love, stay in my world. So I go to Loa's by a shovel and. 02:17:45 Speaker 1: He picks when he wants to stay, he ties like a doggy necklace around him. It takes it to the backyard. 02:17:51 Speaker 17: So anyway, all right, all right, So I go, I go and get a shovel after Torque one day and I begin getting the getting all the dirt. 02:17:59 Speaker

1: That are you suretless? Giving them a light candy out they working. 02:18:01 Speaker 17: I might have been wearing a wife beater, Oh yeah, which is my go to a lot of times at Torque. 02:18:06 Speaker 24: Ladies love it. Guns a blazing. 02:18:09 Speaker 1: Long shorts, yes sir, yes sir. 02:18:11 Speaker 5: Okay, somebody is so uncomfortable. 02:18:14 Speaker 1: How about this arms the size of a sapling wet noodles. 02:18:19 Speaker 4: Okay. 02:18:19 Speaker 17: So I'm clearing the sidewalk, which is covered between three and ten inches deep of dirt and sediment that's kind of settled over this concrete sidewalk. 02:18:29 Speaker 24: It was a big job, very big job. 02:18:31 Speaker 17: So I'm shoveling, just like a madman's shoveling, shoveling away, and the whole time I'm digging, I'm thinking. 02:18:36 Speaker 24: Wow, this soil is good soil. It's dark and rich, very good. 02:18:43 Speaker 1: Soil, pleasant soil. 02:18:45 Speaker 24: That's going great soil. I'm like, we could do an urban garden here. Anyways. 02:18:49 Speaker 17: So I'm digging and digging, and I'm almost finished with the job. I'm digging away at the deepest buried section of the soil, and the soil is getting dark and wetter. You're getting wetter. I uncover as I'm you know, I'm going to town. I'm sweating, and I'm I'm running out of room to put the guns a blazing. I'm running out of room to put the dirt, so I'm having to like scoop walk twenty feet and then throw the dirt. 02:19:20 Speaker 24: Oh man, it's heavy and. 02:19:21 Speaker 17: Dark, and where's the sidewalk on this? So I'm digging and digging. I almost with a job. I get to the deepest buried section I under I uncover what looks like a huge pipe cap, just kind of floating around in the dirt. So at that point I don't want to risk messing up a pipe, you know, with a shovel. With a shovel, before you dig, before you call, before you dig, I never do you know. 02:19:49 Speaker 1: I thought, I thought you said, what's it called call before you do? What was the question? 02:19:56 Speaker 14: So? 02:19:57 Speaker 17: And I thought it was safe because I had this concrete sidewalk on her, so I thought it was safe as far as cutting any wires or anything like that, any pipes and stuff like that. So I start scraping with my hands away at the door because I don't want to break a pipe or anything like that. I start scraping away and I uncover about a three and a half inch around PVC pipe. PVC pipe about three and a half inches around. It's uh, it's heaving. 02:20:24 Speaker 24: Oh, it's kind of like like. 02:20:29 Speaker 5: Like a watered. 02:20:31 Speaker 1: It's you're looking down in it. 02:20:33 Speaker 24: It's almost I'm looking the calves already off, the caps off. Oh yeah, caps off. And I'm just kind of scraping away at it. 02:20:41 Speaker 17: And I look at and I and I look at my hands, and I realize I have toilet paper bits. 02:20:50 Speaker 24: My hands. 02:20:52 Speaker 1: God, I stand up. It's clean. 02:20:56 Speaker 7: It is, y'all. 02:20:57 Speaker 1: That's raw. That's where they put the pipe. I'd rather be face down in the dogs. 02:21:03 Speaker 2: Where they put the pipe to pumpet. 02:21:07 Speaker 1: So somebody ran one out on. 02:21:09 Speaker 24: And all then A yeah, I mean it's I mean, you know it's going. 02:21:13 Speaker 1: I've had that happen like like. 02:21:15 Speaker 24: An open heart, like somebody cut open a heart. 02:21:17 Speaker 1: It's just like the hop because that's what you came up with. 02:21:21 Speaker 24: And so I stand up. I stand up and I have toilet paper on my hands, and my hands are covering mud. When I thought was mud, what you thought was my thought was my. 02:21:31 Speaker 1: Mart rich mud, that is rich salt. 02:21:34 Speaker 24: Really was it was perfect soil. 02:21:39 Speaker 15: Totally. 02:21:40 Speaker 17: I'm looking at my hands like they're gone, like they've been blown off, picture. 02:21:46 Speaker 1: Jeans and a wife's. 02:21:50 Speaker 7: Freak out. 02:21:52 Speaker 17: So I run around the corner of the house to the faucet, but I know that this faucet, the host faucet on the other house, I know that it's broken off. I have to use some flyers every single time I use this, and I know that I don't have flyers, but my mind is not working. 02:22:06 Speaker 1: Correction. You must get I must the poison. And at that minute, tattoo girl drives up wave and I wave, not a good wave. 02:22:16 Speaker 14: No. 02:22:17 Speaker 17: So I run around and I get to the faucet and I'm like, I can't even turn this pous it on. Still have poop on my hands, and I got a couple of still human human Then you scratched your face, you forgot, and I got a couple. 02:22:27 Speaker 24: I got a couple of cuts my hand. 02:22:30 Speaker 17: I got a couple of cuts on my hand, and I can see it creeping towards the cuts on my hand and so on the. 02:22:37 Speaker 1: Arm. 02:22:38 Speaker 17: I ran to the bushes and just just go crazy on the bushes trying to get it off my hands. 02:22:45 Speaker 1: What are you a dog? 02:22:46 Speaker 24: And then stand up and go. 02:22:48 Speaker 1: Let me say this. You're already have that story. Y'all are so concerned about where your dogs are crapping? You're living in your own what is this? You're walking through it every day? Like? 02:22:59 Speaker 4: What is this? 02:23:00 Speaker 1: Is London in the dark ages. 02:23:02 Speaker 2: We suightly dog crap ain't a big deal? 02:23:04 Speaker 1: Yeah, And they all see that, And then you look over in the corner and now all the dogs are talking, and one of them says, I've got an uncomfortable conversation. I'm not happy where you humans. You need to keep your humans in a line. Keep You gave you humans to fix their fix their septics. Situ. 02:23:19 Speaker 5: Wait, we gotta walk through every day. 02:23:20 Speaker 1: I walked through that human poop for the last time. 02:23:23 Speaker 24: You might want to call

that in. 02:23:24 Speaker 5: That thing needs to be alight, so so so so we're wiping bushes so I'm going crazy wiping poop off hasn't gotten to your touch yet. 02:23:32 Speaker 17: Oh, I mean it was creeping towards me. When did you wash your hands immediately? Did you touch the door knob? 02:23:36 Speaker 1: I had to. 02:23:37 Speaker 24: I'm trying to use my forearms, but it didn't really work. 02:23:39 Speaker 1: Have you gone out and disinfected everything that you touched? 02:23:43 Speaker 4: No? 02:23:43 Speaker 1: No, where is this in y'all's line of where y'all walk. It was only fifty and high humidity yesterday, so it won't grow. Well, here's the good Yeah, No, here's perfect. Here's the good news, Bubba. You could put it in lab at least now to avoid all the dog poop. They can walk through human wor the backyard. Yeah yeah, and so what did you do? 02:24:03 Speaker 24: So I've I've called my property here it is right here. 02:24:06 Speaker 1: Can y'all see that? Look at that adler? 02:24:09 Speaker 5: Okay, you were trying to unearth a real walkway. We really really, Yes, you were trying to unearth the walk and what you said there was an existing ware. 02:24:20 Speaker 7: How were you digging down to china? 02:24:22 Speaker 17: No? No, no, the pipe, y'all is at the same level and directly next to this sidewalk, like it opens up directly next to and on the same level as the sidewalk. So I called my I called my property managers and boy, I was still rattled from having poop on my hands. I called and left on your phone. Yes, sorry, if you two girls up there, I. 02:24:41 Speaker 4: Bet it was. Yeah. 02:24:42 Speaker 24: Yeah, it's like whose was who was it? Golly, it's it really. 02:24:46 Speaker 1: Made somebody ten years ago? 02:24:48 Speaker 24: Yeahdang it. But so I called my Uh, speedy, that's rude. 02:24:55 Speaker 1: It's very rude. We can hear you when you almost make speedy to the rescue. Yeah, so put this on you listen. 02:25:02 Speaker 24: Call my property manager. Left the message and they say they're on it. 02:25:06 Speaker 1: They're on it. So you just left it uncovered out in the yard. Well, I mean, so now put the back. 02:25:11 Speaker 24: I tried to put the cap back on the boy, it's a gross. 02:25:16 Speaker 1: Banking this. You got those dogs cleaned up? 02:25:18 Speaker 24: Yeah, no, works all through. 02:25:20 Speaker 5: So that's great. 02:25:21 Speaker 14: Great ricking bubba, ricking bubba. 02:25:33 Speaker 5: Ten minutes still the top of the hour. Thank you so much for tuning into the Best of show. 02:25:39 Speaker 6: You know, I was talking yesterday about banking, and I thought, this morning are about banking. 02:25:45 Speaker 1: Banking is you know, you know, we're all we all know that the drive through has been something not just in food, but in banking that really looked good on paper. It really did. Sure you can bank without getting out of your car. What what a great convenience we I bank with a bank that will go un named because they do a good job the majority of the time. 02:26:04 Speaker 4: They really do. 02:26:05 Speaker 1: And you're overdrone, yeah, and I'm overdrown. I lock my branch out by my house. 02:26:09 Speaker 4: They know me. 02:26:10 Speaker 1: I don't have any problems there. We all get along great. I lock that personal relationship that you get with your bay. 02:26:15 Speaker 6: As a matter of fact, because I'm such a no hassle person, I moved my money to a bank that had a branch near my house. 02:26:21 Speaker 1: Sure you strictly went for convenience. 02:26:23 Speaker 6: I don't give a rit what the programs are. I don't even care what I'm paying for checking. I just like knowing that, Hey, look I got a branch. I mean it's literally it's almost it's almost in my yard. It's so close. So but unfortunately, unfortunately, there are other branches of this bank, and there's one that is notorious. For all of us who bank with this bank, you avoid this branch with your life. I don't know if it's the place where all there I'm barely hanging on to my job. People are sent like it's punishment demoted. 02:26:58 Speaker 1: I don't know. It's it the ice stations zebra of the banking world. Listen to this. 02:27:02 Speaker 6: I have never, I have never in my life gone to that branch and got out of there smoothly. It's near work, which means if I if I'm if I'm in a handle. 02:27:13 Speaker 1: It's not It's not that bank, is it. Yes, Okay, if I'm in if I'm in a handle, like Dad in hospital and he's downtown, and you need to get this in there because your house payment is. 02:27:27 Speaker 6: You know, about to be what word called when they before close. No, you know when your house payment you don't you don't send it in They they they do a draft. Draft, it's about to be draft. 02:27:38 Speaker 1: Didn't sign up for a draft, Yeah, which I am anti drafts. I know a lot of you thro that, but look, I had it. Hey, I've had a bad experience. I know somebody had one. I mean, once they start drafting, wow, a little tough to get them stopped. Look, and you're and you're right on that. By the way, drafts are bad but anyway, so with it. Somehow I got caught in the draft and I'm too lazy and can't be hassled and changing it, so I just go with it. Right, Well, there's some convenience if you're busy, and I would take but I never know if I got enough in there that's being search So that was my concern. 02:28:05 Speaker 6: So I said, can't wait to get to And plus when you get to the hospital, when you're situations like this, it may be the banks may be closed by the time I get home, because I. 02:28:12 Speaker 1: Never know when their draft is coming. If my wife is already drafted, right, you know, and two drafts don't work. So so in my mind it's horrible and I get all nervous when it happens. I said, oh no, I've got to go to the branch, the one that that you avoid. I don't know who these people are. I don't know why they

all ended up at one branch. Okay, So I know I'm ready, So I get there now. Can't you go in there extra prepared because you know you're gonna have to walk somebody through. 02:28:38 Speaker 2: I almost get out and go in, and really, this is a deposit slip. 02:28:41 Speaker 1: The only reason why I didn't get out and go in, because this is what's happened once at this branch. When I went in, I had a check and had two different accounts. I was trying to put money in. She didn't know what I was doing. I don't know if you can do that, I said, split deposits. 02:28:55 Speaker 6: Yeah, I said, yeah, you can. They're both here at this bank. The counts are not different banks. So I had to explain what to do on that one. 02:29:03 Speaker 1: Now I knew that was trouble. So then I go, I'm gonna go through the dry food because all I've got to do is deposit my paycheck. 02:29:10 Speaker 7: That's it. 02:29:11 Speaker 2: I don't want any money back. 02:29:13 Speaker 1: Just indoors. Here we go. Here's the deposits left when you send it. At this branch. 02:29:20 Speaker 2: You just sit there all nervous as the tube disappears. 02:29:24 Speaker 6: But because you know, in a minute, the god forsaken rattling of the microphone is gonna happen. About that time, I hear them, ma'am, ma'am, it's not a mam rick. 02:29:40 Speaker 1: Maybe that's to sign it's time to cut your hair. She goes, sir, yes, whether I know there's a lot of women after named Rick so on our on the check, Richard, you say that all the time. Uh So she goes, maybe Ricky. But anyway, so we need to see some kind of id now me, of course, I'm a debater, you know, and at this branch, just a slightly at this branch. 02:30:11 Speaker 2: But what I do for a living is be a smart elec. 02:30:14 Speaker 6: Okay, And I said, are y'all afraid that there is a sinister Rick Burgess who's trying to deposit money into Rick Burgess's account. 02:30:25 Speaker 1: Let me say this, If you're going to falsify a deposit into my account, go ahead, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I said, fill out deposit slips and pass them out. 02:30:34 Speaker 6: Ill. That will help, I told him. I said yeah, And I said, I said, yeah, you've caught me. I'm trying to get Rick back by dropping money in his account. So anyway, so I said, okay, driver's license to you? You know, always meant to keep me in between each each rattling of the mic. There's minutes that go by. 02:30:55 Speaker 1: Okay, now I'm going, ma'am, ma'am, it's not a mam, this is still Rick. How come you send me this driver's license? I went, cause you asked for it. Huh. You asked me for an ID and I sent you identification? Why'd you send it? Because you asked for it? But look, but look, then all of a sudden, stang on just a. 02:31:30 Speaker 6: Minute, ma'am, it's not a man. This is Rick Richard Burgess. I just put a deposit in there. Y'all thought I was trying to deposit money in Rick's account to get him back. 02:31:46 Speaker 1: I've now I sent you a driver. Who's this driver's license? 02:31:51 Speaker 11: Go with it? 02:31:52 Speaker 1: Goes with a depositive in the. 02:31:53 Speaker 4: Same name all that? 02:31:54 Speaker 1: What're the same freaking name? 02:31:58 Speaker 4: Yo? Like that? 02:31:59 Speaker 1: Did you Jesus stid you know it? 02:32:04 Speaker 2: And then there always comes a point where I just go give it all back. 02:32:08 Speaker 1: Just give everything all that. 02:32:11 Speaker 2: I hope they foreclosed on my house. 02:32:14 Speaker 6: I'm going to go to the branch out where I live, where people appear to have some kind of education, They seem they seem to be able to to to they seem to be able to first of all, have a pretty good feeling that nobody's trying to get me by dropping thousands of dollars in my account. 02:32:32 Speaker 5: You know what I mean? 02:32:33 Speaker 1: What a brutal trick that they know how to do. A split deposit if I need one, and if they if I ask for an ID and I send it, they remember it. You don't really it makes that two dollars charges to ATM not look like such a bad deal, now, doesn't it? Can you believe that would you send me this this idea because you asked for it? What for? 02:32:53 Speaker 4: I don't know. 02:32:55 Speaker 1: You asked for it? That you just will you just will tap on the spear and go, ma'am. Apparently we have a communications problem here. I just go, my gosh, let's begin with this. What planet are you from? But but here's the thing. This am from Earth number three? Look this branch? Does it every I have never never been through that. I don't know what that is? 02:33:17 Speaker 6: If it's if it's if it what if? Is it some kind of Is it fake? Is that a cardboard branch? And there's something else going on in there? And they go, oh, we got out of we work at a bank again? Is it one of those Let me ask you this? 02:33:30 Speaker 1: Is there a detention bank? 02:33:31 Speaker 4: Is that what it is? 02:33:32 Speaker 1: If you're in trouble, do they sentence you to this branch? I deserve a hard time? And it's all Is this it? Are they trying to close that branch, and they're just trying to run every single person off. I knew when you said it, I knew exactly which branch you were talking about. It is exactly, ma'am. 02:33:49 Speaker 2: I mean, I'm like good golf, you know, from. 02:33:53 Speaker 7: Anyway. 02:33:54 Speaker 2: So I don't know where my money is, you. 02:33:57 Speaker 1: Know, I gotta tell anybody at home in there, anyone ever go to that binnymore, I think I know what the one you're talking about. 02:34:03 Speaker 7: God, I know what this means. Now he can have my goes to the drive room. 02:34:08 Speaker 4: How about that? 02:34:09 Speaker 1: Wow, we never get an l They wouldn't approve it with it. No, we'd lift it before we got it, ma'am, ma'amon. 02:34:18 Speaker 4: Dickie madmyre. 02:34:25 Speaker 14: Ricking Bubba ricking Bubba. 02:34:39 Speaker 20: Oh my, the the highest king wood world. Good,

how's as he brought me his life? 02:34:57 Speaker 15: No One listening to the Wick Show. 02:35:00 Speaker 14: Years free. 02:35:07 Speaker 7: That Yes, six. 02:35:13 Speaker 5: Minutes past the hour of brand new hour three, it's the best of Freaking Bubba Show Fricking Bubba on vacation. This week it's a Cook's Best Control, best of all weeks long with a good time gang hosting. Pick him up a Back next Monday, yes, congratulations to finalist number two in Fixed Mama's Mouth. 02:35:54 Speaker 1: She is the winner of this. 02:35:58 Speaker 5: Mother's Day promotion that we do with Doctor Dudney, and so she gets a fifteen thousand dollars dental makeover. And so congratulations to Bonnie Soderquist on this year's winter finalist number two and the Fixed Mama's Mouth promotion. A lot of activity at Rickinbubba dot com, a lot of votes, and so congratulations to the top three finalists from making making it there. But congratulations to number two for being the winner. And this year is Fixed Mama's Mouth. Let's continue this hour. Lots of request and let's get into it. Eight sixty six. We be big as our number here is requested. 02:36:36 Speaker 1: Stuff. 02:36:36 Speaker 5: Take a listen. 02:36:38 Speaker 6: Big Love's getting a little bit older, and you know, and you know, still can be a handle. But now there's now there's task, the task. Moh the little one, uh blondie like his mama. You know, he's got the blonde hair and the blue eyes and and he's he's got you know, he's got a little bit of dark skin and then you know he's dark complexed and all that. And he's a cute little kid and you find yourself almost thinking he's like a little cherub, he's like a little angel because he looks like one, you know what I mean. And he and he has a tendency to draw you in with his sweetness and then you're caught off guard when he attacks, you know what I'm talking about. You know, you're just a little bit Well, he's gotten to this point where and I don't know if we can still it's kind of gone away now on TV if you can see it, but. 02:37:24 Speaker 1: I scrap, big scrap. I've had a pretty good scratch on me this left cheekbone. Yeah, and since I've been working out in boxing a little bit, I've kind of dug it because I want to tell a story that it happened while I was boxing. You know, you can't really see it now, Yeah, you can see you can see yeah, right there. 02:37:39 Speaker 4: Yeah you say that. 02:37:40 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, probably probably gonna scar. 02:37:42 Speaker 1: But so that was so while they were in on you type Yeah, and a lot of people are are, you know, wondering. 02:37:48 Speaker 2: You've been asking how that happened? 02:37:49 Speaker 1: You know the first time, yes, I said what happened? And you find yourself wanting to say, well, you know, I was working out at the gym, a little bit and a little box and you know, I got up a little close on the bag and it got me. 02:37:59 Speaker 2: You know, that kind of stuff. But that's not

the truth. 02:38:03 Speaker 1: Taz has got a horrible habit of throwing things. He just likes to throw anything. But he's got like that little sweet voice to where he'll draw you in. And he calls trains, which he's not to, not to Hunter Bus' level yet Bubba's little boy who got into Thomas big time. 02:38:22 Speaker 6: You know, we've talked about that. But he likes trains and he calls them woo woos. So he calls them woo woos. 02:38:30 Speaker 1: He got back to me telling my my woo woo. You know what that means. 02:38:32 Speaker 2: He wants his woo woo. 02:38:33 Speaker 1: You know what I mean? 02:38:34 Speaker 4: Right? 02:38:35 Speaker 5: And so, and he's you know, he's got to have his woo woo. 02:38:37 Speaker 1: Yeah. 02:38:37 Speaker 6: And there's two things that there's he likes to throw. And he's obsessed with his mother. He he needs to know where she is at all times. Okay, doesn't mean he's you know, so you find yourself trying to keep him at bay when she leaves, because he'll come up real sweet. 02:38:54 Speaker 1: And he'll go, but did he died, don't They don't know what to my mommy. 02:38:58 Speaker 6: And when he says that, and he says that he wants to know where his mommy is, so she's left, you keep saying, oh, she's downstairs, yeah kind of, and then he'll look around and you said, no, no, no, don't look down there, because mommy, she's she's she's, she's here, but you just can't see her, you know, he'll look at you the. 02:39:18 Speaker 1: Way man, mommy. And I said, well, she's she's she's back here. 02:39:21 Speaker 6: In the back and uh, behind that locked door. Ye, you start coming up with because if he ever knows she's not there then outside then you, then then he'll lose it. Well, the other thing is about him throwing things. So he has and this and this is happening, and it scares me because there's gonna be people that don't know you that really don't want to be hitting the face by your kid throwing something. 02:39:43 Speaker 2: You know, a lot, you know, a total stranger doesn't. 02:39:45 Speaker 4: Want that, you know. 02:39:47 Speaker 1: And so so what what it is is, this is how it happens to her come up. He said, what about that? They so men woo woo, And I said Hey, then look. 02:39:53 Speaker 4: At that. 02:39:56 Speaker 14: And it's you. 02:39:59 Speaker 1: He draws. He draws you in, you know, he draws you in with his with his sweetness. Year You're like, well, he let me get look that little villa. It's real, you know, you know, and it's like and it's like, you know, you find yourself home that going bok man, what's wrong with you? 02:40:19 Speaker 3: Hey? 02:40:19 Speaker 1: How about this? Your mama's gone? But you know it's like, can you take him out to eat? 02:40:28 Speaker 4: Or? I mean, is it? 02:40:30 Speaker 17: No? 02:40:30 Speaker 2: You got to be careful. 02:40:31 Speaker 1: You sit there. 02:40:31 Speaker 2: And what I've learned though now is he gives you a baby heads up. 02:40:36 Speaker 1: I bet that means I like, he's chicken, you know, watch because that means you know, and he calls it bok balk a boy bock bok and that means I say, he's about to get somebody with chicken. And you wouldn't give him a chicken leg because I could hurt you. I think they don't about by didn't take it right there. And and the thing is for his size, for his size, he can hurl it. I mean I'm talking about it and have a good arm. I mean, wow, you know there's that side of it. You know he throws stuff and breaks it and while you're cleaning up, you find you scif going. I'll tell you what he threw? What about twenty fifty? Yeah, you know what I mean? You know like that and you pick it up and broke the broken flower pot. And I'll tell you what. 02:41:15 Speaker 6: For him to be able to break that pot with a matchbox car, I had to have something on it. Yeah, I mean it's like he get says he and I wouldn't do it because now my shoulders not working. 02:41:23 Speaker 1: But you know, it's like he has it and and it's like you ever watched like a fast pitch softball pitcher, and yeah, and you don't really know where the ball came. You don't know where the ball came from. There's a lot of activity aw the ball, right, That's why we call him tank. It's like, you know, it just comes at you. And his accuracy is incredible. 02:41:42 Speaker 5: I always have to go back and look at the instant replay everywhere where did that come? 02:41:44 Speaker 1: Where did that come from? You go, he shoot that out of his mouth? Where did it come from? And and and so he I don't know what to do with him. You can't take him. 02:41:52 Speaker 7: I mean, what do you do. 02:41:52 Speaker 1: I mean, he's he'll throwing pop somebody with something. You just have to keep things away from him. Is he throw it in public? 02:41:57 Speaker 5: He throws things in public, but anywhere. 02:42:00 Speaker 1: You know, if you if you put him down and you forget about him in a minute, this is what's gonna be. 02:42:05 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you what. 02:42:07 Speaker 1: All right, well, let me have some of those and I'm gonna order a PAM. And you're sitting there and you go, man, he's not gotten this happy? 02:42:13 Speaker 14: Man? 02:42:14 Speaker 19: Is it? 02:42:14 Speaker 1: Does he enjoys? 02:42:15 Speaker 5: He's smiling at you when he does. 02:42:16 Speaker 1: Doesn't mean to make to me jo pam, you know, and you hear that little voice. But he throws it so much harder than you want to be. Look at it in my face. How do you keep a kid from throwing stuff? 02:42:24 Speaker 6: I mean, I mean, I know you can tear and let him play with toys and you can't just take everything away from it. 02:42:30 Speaker 1: But how do I how do I, if I'm gonna this one, make him realize that's what we don't want. Because there's a sign I'm hung between the dilemma of do I stop him from throwing or do we see how far he can go with it? You know, there's the Dad sidament goes how far

can he throw something? 02:42:45 Speaker 6: You know, I find myself, you know, sitting there now when he goes about that, you meet yo woo woo, and I hear that. I start backing up. Hey can you hit me right here? 02:42:52 Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, crow hop here we go? 02:42:55 Speaker 5: Yeah? 02:42:56 Speaker 1: So should I go through life and a catcher's mask and the glove and you see how far. 02:42:59 Speaker 7: We can go with it? 02:43:01 Speaker 4: You know what I mean? 02:43:02 Speaker 5: Is there a tititler baseball? 02:43:03 Speaker 4: Do? 02:43:03 Speaker 17: I mean? 02:43:03 Speaker 4: Yeah? 02:43:04 Speaker 2: I mean can you play it one? I mean, because that tea ball ain't gonna have. 02:43:07 Speaker 1: I want somewhere he. 02:43:08 Speaker 4: Can throw it. 02:43:09 Speaker 6: Could he be possibly about to be the greatest T ball third baseman ever. 02:43:13 Speaker 7: It could be. 02:43:14 Speaker 1: You can't stop him. But the problem is, does he have to announce it? 02:43:18 Speaker 4: You know? 02:43:18 Speaker 1: Does it have to be it? 02:43:19 Speaker 2: Somebod hits a little T ball. 02:43:20 Speaker 5: Ground to the bit? 02:43:21 Speaker 1: You mynot you get baseball? 02:43:22 Speaker 4: Wow? 02:43:24 Speaker 1: You know what I mean? That is that how it's gotta go, because it just builds up, you know what I mean? You know it's like he that base mean your worrow and then he just turns it loose. 02:43:33 Speaker 6: So I want all of you to know if you're around him, don't let him lure you in with that little, sweet little baby talk. If he starts talking about something he's got in his hand, he's about to throw it at you, and he don't. He thinks it's funny, he thinks it's great. He thinks that's just a part of a game. Let's see who I can hit. I mean, all I do I hear is brothers and insists they just crying. 02:43:51 Speaker 7: All the time. 02:43:53 Speaker 1: Task three. You know, so, I'm not sure what to do. I may just dress the whole family that catchures outfit. What if we became now as the family walked and then the catcher's outfield, you look the pupper shaker please yeah, shure it or something getting yeah, yeah, we're about to go e c saws out to eat. We all got mask on safety glasses. Ali, guys, here comes the. 02:44:13 Speaker 14: Meal, ricking bubba, ricking bubba. 02:44:34 Speaker 1: Soon as I opened my eyes, it's the same voice on the inside. 02:44:38 Speaker 5: Twenty one minutes past the hour. Thank you so much for tuning into this. Toos past control. 02:44:43 Speaker 1: Best of. 02:44:45 Speaker 5: Fricking Bubba back with us next Monday. They're on their vacation. Let's continue with more best over quest with your datelines. 02:44:52 Speaker 1: Deer Field Beach, Florida, a thirty one year old Hollywood man died after a duck struck his head as he traveled fifty five miles per hour on a customized personal watercraft. Investigators say Monday. Leon Resnick, an employee of Rivera Yamaha, was

testing the watercraft Thursday by zipping back and forth on the lake about twenty miles north of Fort Lauderdale. As resident got the watercraft up to speed, a co worker turned to pick up a radar gun. When the co worker turned back, Residik was no longer on the watercraft. Browder County's medical examiner determined that Resnick drowned after suffering a blunt forced trauma to the head. Police say the ducks badly damaged. Carcass was found in the lake. 02:45:43 Speaker 4: Speed. 02:45:44 Speaker 1: That's not fun. 02:45:46 Speaker 7: That's not fun. 02:45:47 Speaker 1: No, I mean, I'm not laughing by his death, but you know, wow, that's. 02:45:56 Speaker 7: All I mean. 02:45:58 Speaker 1: Ducks as a weapon. 02:46:02 Speaker 7: What is up with that? 02:46:03 Speaker 1: You know they're saying now possible. I don't know if y'all saw this or not that birds getting in the engine had something to do with the flight that went down. 02:46:10 Speaker 4: In point. 02:46:10 Speaker 1: Yes, let me tell you something. Birds are dangerous. 02:46:13 Speaker 6: I mean, you know I told you on the hunt ship I nearly took one to the head up when I was sitting up the tree stand right by me. 02:46:18 Speaker 1: Rick, could you what's with birds? I mean, it's sharks, it's birds, it's deer jumping on people. 02:46:24 Speaker 5: What is the deal? 02:46:25 Speaker 4: You know? 02:46:26 Speaker 1: What is this one of the signs? 02:46:27 Speaker 6: Do you realize that Fabio, how lucky he is? You know he was near to kill road coach took a goose to the face. 02:46:32 Speaker 1: You know that's a bit. That is a that is a big projectile coming at you. You know, I mean that's all. 02:46:39 Speaker 7: So what was he right in? What kind of water? 02:46:41 Speaker 1: What kind of water? 02:46:42 Speaker 4: Crawd? You know? 02:46:43 Speaker 1: Jet ski? Looking? 02:46:44 Speaker 4: So? 02:46:44 Speaker 2: Is a jet ski type deal? 02:46:45 Speaker 6: He's he's hauling this guy's when shoot radar gonna see how fast he's going? 02:46:48 Speaker 1: Right, and a duck and it's coming the other way and slams into it. Could you, baba, could you be scramming back about how fast you're going? Look, I don't make fun of this. 02:46:58 Speaker 4: I mean that I'm going. 02:47:06 Speaker 1: That's falling now, y'all. I mean, when you get to the other side, and you know there's gonna be a line. It's gotta be a doll Red award here, and people are going, well, you know, you know like you do if you're in the doctor's office, what are you here for? Well, hurt my knee? 02:47:20 Speaker 4: Church basketball? 02:47:21 Speaker 1: What are you here for? I'm just running back for Auburn broke broke my collar ball. You know, you're having those kind of discussions in the lobby and can you imagine the discussion on the other side and go, well, what happened to you? Is you know, old age just got me. It's a little well, I had to had heart attack, you know, get the little orderies clogged up? What happened to you? Pole duck to the face and you go, wow, what a tough way to go. I'm about to step out on thin ice here, but I think it has. 02:47:51 Speaker 4: To be said. 02:47:54 Speaker 1: Boy, it's just what about seriously? What about at the funeral? 02:48:00 Speaker 6: And I hate to go there, but I mean if this happened to one of us and all y'all trying to be solemn and everything, would there not be a moment where like my family wouldn't looking whatever that y'all come over to the you know, look down looking at you other and go a duck to the fact. 02:48:14 Speaker 1: I tell you one thing, I would not be sitting next to Gerald Kate's as this. I would not be if I. 02:48:19 Speaker 21: Just saw it. 02:48:24 Speaker 1: But but you know they're brutal. I know it would be awful. 02:48:27 Speaker 2: Don Adam stroll up every side, you look down. 02:48:29 Speaker 1: And go, hey, biggie, did you get killed by duck to the face. 02:48:33 Speaker 7: It be taking a picture of it. 02:48:34 Speaker 1: I'm sure he snapoact moments. You know, he'd be talking that. You could still see his little web feet and printed on my cheek. 02:48:39 Speaker 7: Yeah, go to Daffy, take you down there, Rick, give me the duck one more time. Y'all? 02:48:49 Speaker 1: What is up with these attack birds? Seriously, I'm not as near as worried about a ground attack, because you know, you think about snakes and things like that. You got to chance to get away from him, dive bombers. No, hope, Now you're you're you're I hate to use the phrase, you're sitting duck. Seriously, look you say, sitting duck. What are you doing over here? You got to hang up hmm, Okay, I. 02:49:17 Speaker 4: Can't do that. 02:49:18 Speaker 6: I just wanted you to hear the sound of what it would sound like on the phone, but serious, seriously serious. 02:49:23 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you get to call family and grief. You've lost a lot, and you go, well, hey, what happened to him? Well, you know they had to say, you ain't gonna believe this. 02:49:31 Speaker 2: I just called speedy right now they speedy? 02:49:34 Speaker 1: That's right? Are you sitting down? 02:49:36 Speaker 17: What? 02:49:36 Speaker 4: What? What? 02:49:37 Speaker 13: What? 02:49:37 Speaker 4: What? Big? 02:49:37 Speaker 1: Because that's what he did? What happened? What we just lost baba? 02:49:42 Speaker 4: What what I said? 02:49:44 Speaker 1: Bubba's gone? He's Gone's it? 02:49:46 Speaker 4: He passed? 02:49:47 Speaker 1: He didn't make it heart attack? 02:49:50 Speaker 4: No? No, can you know that? 02:49:53 Speaker 1: In case he had to have traffic accent? I said, you know, the Bailey's got to jet ski and Boba had to get one. And he was out there on out there on the water, and what did he do? 02:50:03 Speaker 4: You wreck? 02:50:04 Speaker 1: Did he drown? A duck hit him in the face, did about fifty five miles? See, that's what I looked. 02:50:14 Speaker 7: It'd be like. 02:50:15 Speaker

1: Now seriously, then you go, hey, Rick, this ain't for I said, no, this ain't one of those internet things where they declared him dead last time. Yeah, this is straight up. I was there. I saw good news. He had supplemental insurance with Affleck. 02:50:28 Speaker 4: Wow. 02:50:37 Speaker 1: So now of all the all these you know, you make you a point? Now what have we got to be scared of? All animals? 02:50:42 Speaker 4: Now? 02:50:43 Speaker 1: I like killer ducks? Do you do you think serious on the Lakes of America? You think do you think one? 02:50:48 Speaker 6: Because you know we shoot a lot of ducks, ducks unlimited, all this trying to say the ducks. 02:50:51 Speaker 1: When shoot the ducks? Yeah, you feel like we do manage the deer, so when shoot the dead exactly, it's a great concept. Do you think, hey, hey, I want that deer to grow up so I can shoot him. 02:51:02 Speaker 4: Yeah. 02:51:02 Speaker 1: Somebody said, y'all take a pass on the fore point. We can shoot it as an eight point next year, you know the the Do you think one of the ducks? 02:51:09 Speaker 4: Though? 02:51:10 Speaker 2: We just got crazed and how we have these people? 02:51:12 Speaker 1: Yeah? He said not today, baby, And they said what do you doing? He said, you sat down that jet ski he's mine. And I said, but you know you won't make it. It'll probably kill you too, so be it. I keep picturing the duck right before he hits you fly. You know, do you think do you think they have a picture of this duck with like and he's got like he's holding on I don't know what they said. In his next life, he gets to have like seventy two virgin ducks and then we're waiting on him. That's y'all, that's just that right there, scarce me. I mean there's things I could avoid today. A duck hitting at fifty five is not one of them. You think you got a arm up or something, just some kind of you know what I mean? Here comes a do you know you touched on that seventy two? You know, waiting on you at the oasis and everything. This is gonna sound terribly bad, but if you're going to really have a good time, don't you kind of what? Somebody knows what they're doing. All right, Well, it's a. 02:52:35 Speaker 2: Sad, terrible story, because hey, I don't care who you are. 02:52:37 Speaker 14: You got it. 02:52:37 Speaker 6: That's hard to keep us a straight face on that. Oh yeah, you know what some people say about it, don't you? They're talking about they said, you know, if only would a duck, he'd still be alive. 02:52:47 Speaker 1: All right? 02:52:48 Speaker 5: Rick at twenty nine minutes, now past the hour at the Cook's past control. Best of we just playing back best of moments kind of like song request. It's best of Request and boy they're coming in. We got just papers full of requests that we're just going through one after another, and we thank all of you participating. 02:53:06 Speaker 1: We'll be right about. 02:53:09 Speaker 14: Ricking Bubba Ricking. 02:53:10 Speaker 5: Bubba twenty five minutes till the top of the hour, cooks pest control the best of We're live. Thank you so much for being with us. Ricking Bubba back on Monday. They're on vacation. 02:53:36 Speaker 7: It seems out I don't get time out of him. 02:53:39 Speaker 5: Let's continue with the quest stuff. 02:53:43 Speaker 6: We ended up going just me and former college roommate Greg Haystack Stewart. We had quite a history together playing football together for you know, we were in college together enough to say it, and it was you know, we tended to at times find out ourselves in some you know situations that were you know, not something you'd be proud of. But also there was also a lot of great times. And there was some concern from the wives and parents that we were going somewhere together again, and we had declared, hey, we're thirty seven years old. Yeah, Panama City, which we had to wait for some time to pass where we could return, and we didn't. Actually there was only one time we even drove anywhere near that. We were at a camp deal and then we went over to where the marine is and all. 02:54:27 Speaker 4: The boats going. 02:54:27 Speaker 1: We ever think you'd be back at Koway? No, No, I never did. Now, there was rumored that y'all were seeing riding the strip Saturday night. 02:54:35 Speaker 4: Is that true? 02:54:36 Speaker 1: That was true? Just kind of go down there and you know, it's almost like you go back to you know, check it out. Just you know, we are watching right now there is the gay Pride parade from New York City. 02:54:50 Speaker 6: So you and Greenwood went out thinking y'all were going to watch some events. Somebody screamed, you know. 02:54:54 Speaker 1: The police was blocking everything off. We didn't know what it was all about, right, I thought, well, you know, I'd seen the Macys parade one time. This is gonna be cool. I wonder what this is World championship? Uh yankee? I mean I thought maybe the you know, the Ranger Islanders or somebody had won the you know, and I was like, what's going on? Gay? 02:55:12 Speaker 4: Right? 02:55:13 Speaker 1: Okay, I'm out there. 02:55:14 Speaker 7: Well I'm here. 02:55:15 Speaker 6: We had a similar situation, you know, because you had to find somewhere to eat at now because we're at a campsite, so you can't like eat at your hotel, you know. So we uh, we had to go and they made he made a bed out that I could fit on my foot. My feet hung off of it a little bit, but it was it was not I slept well. 02:55:30 Speaker 1: It was very cold. The versatility of the camper is impressive. How how your your breakfast nook will turn into a bedroom, by the way, that's the impressive technology. That's where I slow. 02:55:40 Speaker 6: Yeah at the breakfast note they moved the table, laid it do there was so uh anyway, well, uh, you know you gotta go find it. 02:55:47 Speaker 1: So we're going here and I said, well, let's fin we got to eat a seafood restaurant. We're in the golf so I

look and we're in the traffic on the strip. Now, if you want to feel stupid, okay, go back to where you were when you were nineteen okay, twenty and b thirty seven and everybody else you know, yeah, you know. Can I tell you this though? Can I say this? 02:56:08 Speaker 2: A couple of good moments for me. I had a couple of young girls. 02:56:10 Speaker 1: Hood at me A couple of times. 02:56:12 Speaker 2: Wow, I looked at I just looked at this student. 02:56:14 Speaker 7: I said, I'll tell you what. 02:56:15 Speaker 6: I said, right now, we're getting a couple of hoops. And I said, and then all of a sudden the car big girls came up. I said, just hang on, buddy, I said, this is gonna be Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise. This bunch coming here, I said, me and Bubba go through this all the time. 02:56:28 Speaker 1: And look, and they rolled up and the big girls went crazy, hey looking, I said, that's right. Girlfriend had to show with the ring though. Sorry about that. I know, I hurt you, big girl. Not a one under About two from now, just back that car. 02:56:44 Speaker 6: That car just struggling, and I connect car. They were in a convertible and it was just fairly row. 02:56:50 Speaker 1: Probably you know, too many of them sitting on the back, probably scuffing a little bit. I saw one. 02:56:55 Speaker 6: So they had to get the biggest one in the middle of to go to the front seat. Ye it was so we uh we you know, we we went through that. But anyway, so we we you know, the fishing thing, you and we've all been kind. 02:57:04 Speaker 1: Of spoiled here on the show. 02:57:05 Speaker 6: Would y'all agree we get invited to stuff hunting and fishing things like that. We're experts are there and we really don't have to know what we're doing. They pretty much take care of it. And then we we got us rod their hand. 02:57:17 Speaker 4: Here we go. 02:57:18 Speaker 1: Well, it struck began to dawn on me that I was going on one of these trips with Haystacks, you know, with with with my roommate from college. Where's our expert? Yeah? 02:57:27 Speaker 6: And I said, do you do this a lot? And he said yeah. I said, well, how many times have you took your own boat out? He said once? 02:57:34 Speaker 1: I said, okay, so this is number two? Yeah, it's number two, and he and some reason. Then you know, he says, you doubt me, you don't think I can do it? You know that was there was always that the whole time you scared. I said, well a little bit. Now, was this in the camper or on the boat? It's on the boat. Okay. Now here's the worst part about it. 02:57:50 Speaker 6: We fought all the way down, because you forget when you haven't been around somebody a long time. 02:57:54 Speaker 1: The disagreements used to have. He got involved in the car wreck one time at high speed and he won't drive fast. Okay, what do I understand? 02:58:02 Speaker 4: Trauma? 02:58:03 Speaker 1: Okay, So he's driving his car and he and he goes real. He's going like real slow. And you know how I am with that? How slow? Rick fifty five on the interesting you know what? I told him, Jimmy Carter ain't president anymore. Yeah, you know what. Yeah, we used them on up a little bit. 02:58:20 Speaker 6: We can go up to seventy. Yeah, okay, don't I drive fast big, you know, because like that? And I said, well, I don't like to ride slow. So we got a problem. I said, let me drive. No, I ain't riding with you because you're scary. I said, I don't scary. 02:58:35 Speaker 1: So he started getting sleep. I said, you're dying over there. You're gonna have to give it to me, aren't you. I said, if we want to get there and spend two days instead of one, I need to drive. You know what, Let me drive. So we start. We were cutting up with speedy because you know here in the show in other places, it's kind of strange, you know. And I knew we were near Doath and so I had to hurry because it was gonna be off at nine. 02:58:54 Speaker 6: So so we were like and then I even pandam off seat out. I know where we were on, right, So so I I call speed up. 02:59:01 Speaker 1: Because I'm raising him about doing an interview while we were away, which you know, and it needed to be done, but you know, we can't let that go. So I cast you you doing an interview and we'red hollering at him. And about that time, I look and we're out of control in the grass. We've left the highway. 02:59:15 Speaker 7: And you know what it was, this is a you know, all. 02:59:18 Speaker 1: Guff South conference to National Championship knows guard. He nearly kills us over a bug in the car. Just what you would talk about, you know how everybody. 02:59:27 Speaker 6: Gets all upset about cell phones whatever when bugs probably. 02:59:30 Speaker 1: Number one cause of accident. Bug in the car. And I and you know, and I'm like, what are we doing in the grass? Here's bugging here, you know like that. And I said, well, let's keep her in the road and let me try to kill the bug. Yeah, and we're on the air with Speedy doing all this. You just here, solace of here, and we're just you know, the grass flying up and all that. So then we finally get down there all this and I'm ready, and then I realized that me, unexperienced, I'm basically the first mate on this boat. 02:59:59 Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just y'all just us? 03:00:01 Speaker 7: What just us? 03:00:02 Speaker 1: And I'm like, we're in danger, you know, catch you we're not good enough to I don't like going out in the ocean where people are just getting warmed up, you know what I mean? 03:00:12 Speaker 2: Can I tell y'all what you all need to do? 03:00:15 Speaker 6: If you go to any place where there's deep sea trolling fishing on boats where people like us get to do it, don't don't try to plan a VAK. Don't try to say you got to go to the beach, out to some shell island. Sit at the boat dog, the public loading dog. 03:00:33 Speaker 1: Sit there. 03:00:33 Speaker 6: You will have the time of your life watching people try to get

their boat off the trailer and get it back on the trailer. 03:00:40 Speaker 1: It is precious, you know. 03:00:43 Speaker 2: I look and like a crowd start forming because. 03:00:45 Speaker 7: It's so good. 03:00:46 Speaker 6: I watched this guy one time and he was gonna be the man in front of everybody, and he backed his truck down and he was gonna ride it up on the trailer for us all and show us how it's done. 03:00:58 Speaker 1: And he got a little hot and he ram and you know, his boats are extremely expensive, you know, and and the and the and they. 03:01:06 Speaker 6: Don't really need to take a beaty and you know how the little rubber thing the point of it's supposed to go in and then you then you can connect it and pull it up. Well, he was gonna try to land it softly into that point and. 03:01:16 Speaker 1: He wow, and look and his wife's in the truck. He jerks up in the front and he don't want to act like that ain't what he meant to do, right, So he jumps out and I've got some people around me and on him. I said, he wants to look at that damage so bad right now. Look and he gets out there. That's what your love is, And I said, I thought about you. He's walking like that's what he meant to do. 03:01:36 Speaker 2: Just as he's about to get in, the Trusty goes and. 03:01:37 Speaker 1: He gives me a little look back at he's looking at damage, getting just a little quick look back. So we wouldn't see him and thought he was out of sight. 03:01:44 Speaker 2: But I can still see him. 03:01:45 Speaker 1: I had a good angle, and I told him I took up the damage and so saw that one. 03:01:50 Speaker 6: And then I had a situation. I'm the guy supposed to hang on to the boat. Oh no, why he parks it and comes back. So I have a rope, you know, holding the boat. It's a pretty big boat. 03:02:02 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. So I'm sitting there and I'm talking to somebody, said, yeah, yeah, we're gonna go out and see what we can do. And I thought, well, man, this boon ain't real heavy. 03:02:09 Speaker 2: Oh, it ain't real hard to hold it. 03:02:10 Speaker 1: I mean, this is nothing. I even start thinking water causes weightlessness and all that stuff. And so I said, yes, and my son can hold me, like, you know, up like the bay because of the water, you know, this boat ain't nothing to it. And all of a sudden, I do like this, and I go and I look, well, I don't have the boat. It's gone. It's gone. The rope had come untied with and tied good, and the boat's gone. 03:02:32 Speaker 7: Where did it got? 03:02:32 Speaker 6: Big fishing? But what's floating out into the bay. So then now here's what's stupid. My first reaction was I got to jump into water. And then I think, well, what am I gonna do in the water. I can't pull the boat back because now I'm said, you know, I'm in the water. 03:02:45 Speaker 1: I can't even get it. I'm not gonna push it. And I know if Stacks comes back and I've let the boat float out, his boat that he's only had out one because now floating in the bay. Then we'll end up in a fight on the pipe. 03:03:06 Speaker 5: Well, live radio, it just happens, It just disappeared. How about that technology. Well, I'll just tell you this. He gets the boat back and all is good. But it takes a minute and I have no idea what happened. It's still flying along here. You know, every now and then CDs and computers will just do their own thing. But we're good. Hey, you know what is a great story. Stax ends up coming back. They get the boat and all is well. But in classic Burgess form and fashion, it's a handle. One of my favorite part is he thought that he still had the boat and he turned around and it was gone, all right, will take a break, we'll come back. As you can tell, we're live. We're we're not fooling you. The last minute proves that we'll. 03:03:46 Speaker 1: Be right back. 03:03:50 Speaker 14: Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba. 03:04:20 Speaker 5: Thank you so much for tuning into the Rick and Bubba Show. It is a kickoff, kickoff. 03:04:25 Speaker 4: Listen to me. 03:04:26 Speaker 1: It is a best of show. 03:04:28 Speaker 5: We did a kickoff hour earlier and we've been with the main show for quite some time now wrapping up hour number five here on the Cook's Pest Control best of and all of your request are being played just like this one. 03:04:42 Speaker 1: On skull was pierced by the arrow. It was in serious condition in the hospital after the accident involving the Gray Arrow husband and wife team in front of about five thousand spectators at the World Circus Festival Sunday. It's incomprehensible. They've got this routine down to the nearest tenth of a millimeter. Gilbert Somebody, director of the Pender Jean Richard Circus, told French radio on Monday. There's a serious risk because the arrow has pierced her skull. She can't be operated on for another week, so there's a special so it's especially important that she does not develop an infection. Oh my gosh, So she is walking around with an arra sticking out of her face. What if you were there for that was just in front of people, Boba, five thousand people. The audience didn't really understand what had happened until an emergency medical squad arrived on the scene. What you mean, I would have been looking at the apple going with the apple still there the circus will continue to tour France despite the accident. That circus life. They say, sometimes there's a catastrophe, but as they always say, in the circus, the show must go on. The couple had been performing to get other for fourteen years. The William tal act always done before a hushed audience, which was a high point of the show. 03:06:09 Speaker 4: You know what this is about. 03:06:10 Speaker 1: Now you a little tired of the missus. This has got a touch of that hunting accident. Fourteen years. I've been coming out here and I catch you flirting with a juggler. Yep, he's standing there. Let me shoot that apple off your head, your little tramp. Now that

feel so my heart felt like you little harlot. Can you imagine that's what That's it? I'm telling you all, we're gonna find out that's the day. Oh okay, he's perfect for fourteen years and all of a sudden, I know where he shoots you right out on the eye. Why would you even do that as a stunt? 03:06:48 Speaker 4: You know what I mean? 03:06:48 Speaker 1: Well, you're crazy, I mean yeah, that's what you are. Would you let your beloved spouse shoot a bow and arrow at you? 03:06:56 Speaker 4: Not? 03:06:56 Speaker 1: If not? If not? 03:06:58 Speaker 2: If how about this not if God himself spoke. 03:07:03 Speaker 1: This is the finest archer I've ever made, Sherry Burgesses, Okay, I still will go. Look, I know unless you now, if you tell me to stand there, I will. But if that's all you're gonna say, God, Yeah, if it's my choice, Yeah, if you're giving me a choice, I think I'm gonna pay it. If you tell me I got to do this to get in that, I'll do it. I guess I'm staying. Or if you tell me do it just to show you that I believe that you'll keep the air off my eye, I'll do it. But if you're just telling me Serry has a talent and that means she'll be able to shoot off my head, that's not a n It's up to you. Yeah, that is not enough, because I mean I get in too much trouble. Sheerry's mad at me most of the day. Yes, you know what, so I don't think ross. 03:07:38 Speaker 21: Of we're not. 03:07:38 Speaker 1: No, that's what this is. We'll find this out. You know what, m you just had hanging around the acrobats, didn't you? We think I saw you with the trapeze artist? 03:07:50 Speaker 4: Did you? 03:07:50 Speaker 1: Did you didn't think I saw that. Huh m, wow, that was very That really painted a picture there that that is a brutal scream. By the way, is teaching that was hanging out with a Bundarley family. Let's hear you. You want more to do? Nothing that that welcome? What am I called the gray? 03:08:21 Speaker 7: What the gray? 03:08:22 Speaker 1: Whatever? 03:08:23 Speaker 4: The gray? 03:08:24 Speaker 1: Really good shooting team? Yeah? Yeah, husband and wife have been doing this act for fourteen years. Everyone quiet, please please drum roll if you would. God, I've lost the screen now the drum row. Oh you can't go back to the out of hot buddy, what a shame. I will stop the act. That's still pretty I mean, that's but the drummer adds so much to it. Don't you think that's got to be part of Put it on a hot button right quick? Because I got to hear the whole thing. Which one you put it on? Put it there? Which want we use the national anthem all the time? Okay, here we come the gray husband and wife shooting team. For fourteen years, they've been forming this precision William tail act. We must have quiet in the audience while they concentrate on this act. Ante right now. 03:09:36 Speaker 7: Again? 03:09:37 Speaker 1: All right, again, that's pretty strong. Quite pleasing the audience for fourteen years. The family, Gray Family. What's the family? The Gray Arrow husband and wife. Tell everybody close your eyes. Everybody please close your eyes. Everybody in the audience police unless you're driving a car. That's this is the Gray Precision Arrow team. Husband and wife even hype it up more for fourteen years, folks, the only couple in the world that will perform this live in front of you tonight. Quiet. Please, you are watching one of the most impressive precision performed. The timing must be perfect. Please, no noise. All right now picture this one. Now, I'm gonna let you hear. That's listen. 03:10:30 Speaker 2: Now, I'll let you hear. 03:10:30 Speaker 1: If Ryan Greenwood was in the audience, Okay, Ryan Greenwood in the audience. Now once again, it's the audience, including Ryan Greenwood. Now watch this precision game. Fourteen years. They've been doing this. Quiet, please, What if the guy accidentally let another one go when it hit Ryan and he thought it was funny. Wow, that's a brutal sound effect. We'll be back in final calls in the morning one eight seven seven. 03:11:55 Speaker 5: Classic stuff never gets told, It really doesn't. And I've been hosting these best of us a long time, and that is one of the more requested one and it never ever gets old. Just the request of what about this and what about that? And the sound effects just makes it. If you're tuning in just now, well, I hate that because you missed a great show. But nevertheless, we thank you for being with us. Rick and Bubba on vacation all a week along and they're back on Monday. Until then, it's a cook's pest control best on. That's kind of how it's rolling. The Good Time Gang will share some days to where we each have a couple off, but we'll get you until get you to Monday. Don't forget finalist number two one Fixed Mama's Mouth, that was announced earlier today, and so she is the winner of the twenty twenty one Fixed Mama's Mouth courtesy of The Rick and Bubba Show and Doctor Dudney 03:12:49 Speaker 14: Rick and Bubba Ricking Bubba