บทถอดความฉบับเต็มของ #29: Cyptozoology | Cryptids = Spooky Pokemon?

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Josh: 00:05:54 she, she burned through so many Sean: 00:05:55 burned through like 15 episodes. Sean: 00:05:57 And like very quick time, she was tweeting at me again, Jade making Sean: 00:06:02 my day when you tweet about it. Sean: 00:06:03 But, uh, yeah, she, she fucking zoomed past it. Sean: 00:06:07 I feel Josh: 00:06:07 impressive. Sean: 00:06:08 I feel like last week she was like, oh, I'm getting a hang of the new games. Sean: 00:06:11 And then a few days later, oh, the finale, I was like, what? Sean: 00:06:16 The, you are a beast. Sean: 00:06:18 I it's awesome. Sean: 00:06:20 Uh, shout out to Jade, but uh, yeah, $50 here. Sean: 00:06:24 You get our whole back catalog. John: 00:06:26 I was going to say, I was just talking to Jane earlier and John: 00:06:28 I'm just like, man, I wish we had, I wish we can clone her as a fan. John: 00:06:32 We had all our fans like that just, just live tweeting us on every John: 00:06:37 episode that just warms my heart. John: 00:06:39 I Sean: 00:06:40 dude. Sean: 00:06:40 It's so fun. John: 00:06:41 feel like someone's actually listening. John: 00:06:42 You know what I'm saying? Sean: 00:06:43 I'm like, it's not just my, my wife and, uh, John: 00:06:46 your wife listens to yourself. John: 00:06:48 Yeah. John: 00:06:48 My wife won't even listen to why shit Josh: 00:06:50 Yeah, my girlfriend stopped too. Sean: 00:06:53 After episode two, I don't blame either of your girls for not Sean: 00:06:57 listening after the fucking Randy Orton, John Siena, cookie smut. Sean: 00:07:02 Uh, Josh: 00:07:02 fair. John: 00:07:03 set the bar high. Sean: 00:07:05 then on top of that to you, we have the $25 tier, which gets all Sean: 00:07:10 of the stuff I already talked about. Sean: 00:07:12 Plus twice a year, we're going to send you merge from any of our shows and, uh, Sean: 00:07:16 yeah, that's the patriotic breakdown. Sean: 00:07:18 That's down with the house cleaning. Sean: 00:07:19 So without further edgy. John: 00:07:22 It's called a house cleaning, Sean: 00:07:24 Yeah. Sean: 00:07:24 What, what, what do you see how how's keeping Josh: 00:07:27 I mean, it's, Sean: 00:07:27 it? Sean: 00:07:28 Same, John: 00:07:28 I guess, I Sean: 00:07:29 same, same, but different. Sean: 00:07:32 John's got to bust my balls on everything, man, house. Josh: 00:07:35 going to say, I was going to say usually on the ball Buster Josh: 00:07:39 John's out here cracking nuts. Sean: 00:07:41 I feel, I feel like we're, we're like a starter Pokemon. Sean: 00:07:45 You know what I'm saying? Sean: 00:07:46 One of us always bought bus another person's Paul's. John: 00:07:49 that's true. John: 00:07:49 I got dibs on fire type. Josh: 00:07:52 Oh, that's why you bust me for not being spicy enough. Josh: 00:07:54 I'm the grass Sean: 00:07:55 Yeah, Josh: 00:07:57 or I'm the water? Josh: 00:07:58 I don't know which one water's cooler. Josh: 00:08:00 Like Squirtle. John: 00:08:01 Now you like to squirt, Sean: 00:08:03 Jesus Christ. Josh: 00:08:09 Oh, well, there's a spot John: 00:08:11 yeah, we got to have something. Sean: 00:08:14 All right, boys. Sean: 00:08:14 Uh, before we get into the episode's topic, Sean: 00:08:19 what have you guys been up to? Sean: 00:08:20 You has been two weeks since we've seen each other and seeing each Sean: 00:08:24 other, I mean, virtually again, wicked maniacs never met in person. Sean: 00:08:29 I was in Johnstown. Sean: 00:08:31 Uh, uh, we missed each other, but, uh, yeah. Sean: 00:08:35 What have you guys been doing? Josh: 00:08:37 Did you just go on vacation, John? John: 00:08:39 did. John: 00:08:40 I actually just got back from Las Vegas John: 00:08:43 and John: 00:08:44 Arizona. John: 00:08:45 Uh that's. John: 00:08:46 That was for, or purposes anyways, uh, Las Vegas, we went John: 00:08:52 there, uh, just to hang out. John: 00:08:54 Um, we kinda did more of the outdoor stuff because I do not like Vegas, particularly. John: 00:09:01 I'm not, I'm not much of a night life type of person, so that John: 00:09:05 doesn't appeal to me as much. John: 00:09:07 So we went and saw like red rock canyon and just a bunch of like John: 00:09:10 different outdoor, um, stuff like outside the city of the strip. John: 00:09:15 Um, and then afterwards, we went on this really, really nice, beautiful tour. John: 00:09:20 Um, at the grand canyon we want on the, um, the west grand canyon side, John: 00:09:25 we did the, um, it's called a sky bridge, which is pretty much a clear. John: 00:09:30 Path over, over, over the grand canyon. John: 00:09:35 Uh, of course we did the typical, like touristy pig. John: 00:09:38 I laid down face first, so I felt like I was flying. John: 00:09:42 Uh, I D I just, tinkled just a little bit, cause I'm scared of

Heights, but I went Sean: 00:09:48 Uh Sean: 00:09:48 husband to say, John: 00:09:49 Yeah. John: 00:09:49 Uh, yeah, I'm scared of, I'm deadly scared of Heights, but I still did Josh: 00:09:52 Um, I'm right there with Sean: 00:09:54 I Josh: 00:09:55 not a fan. Sean: 00:09:55 I was in New York and there's a building, uh, like, you know, one of Sean: 00:09:58 the, you know, top of the rock or forget what the fuck this one was called. Sean: 00:10:02 Like maybe sky's age or some, some shit like that, where they have a clear thing. Sean: 00:10:06 And it's just the streets of New York below you. Sean: 00:10:09 Fuck. Sean: 00:10:09 No, was looking over the edge. Sean: 00:10:12 I didn't step on the clear plastic or glass or whatever it was. Sean: 00:10:15 I was like, I do that, John: 00:10:16 Chicago is like that with Sears tower. John: 00:10:18 Like you Sean: 00:10:19 the sky John: 00:10:20 site and you're like leaning on that bitch. Josh: 00:10:22 yeah. Josh: 00:10:23 See, and Terry, I think you can do the same thing where you're like outside, John: 00:10:26 Yeah. Josh: 00:10:27 uh, on like a harness or something. Josh: 00:10:29 I've never been up the CN tower. Josh: 00:10:30 I'm definitely Josh: 00:10:32 afraid Sean: 00:10:32 outside. Josh: 00:10:34 Yeah, I think so. Josh: 00:10:35 Yeah. Josh: 00:10:35 You're outside on the CN tower. John: 00:10:37 Oh shit. Sean: 00:10:37 And you're hanging there. Sean: 00:10:38 You have to put a harness on Josh: 00:10:40 Yeah. Josh: 00:10:41 Uh Josh: 00:10:42 outside walk John: 00:10:43 no no no Josh: 00:10:46 called the edge walk. Josh: 00:10:47 Uh, yeah, I'll share my screen. Josh: 00:10:50 Not that anyone else can see it, but Sean: 00:10:52 Great for the podcast Sean: 00:10:55 listeners Josh: 00:10:56 But yeah, you get getting these like red jumpsuits and you hang over the edge. Josh: 00:11:00 Uh, Sean: 00:11:01 Oh fuck John: 00:11:01 Oh no. Josh: 00:11:03 yeah. Sean: 00:11:04 don't even Sean: 00:11:05 I don't even do roller coasters that aren't like Sean: 00:11:07 Disney John: 00:11:08 damn. John: 00:11:08 Ain't that? John: 00:11:08 Motherfucking Sean: 00:11:09 Wait, yo that's fucking John: 00:11:10 Drake? John: 00:11:11 Yeah. John: 00:11:11 That's the views views album, John: 00:11:13 man Josh: 00:11:14 yeah. Josh: 00:11:14 yeah. Josh: 00:11:14 He did. Josh: 00:11:15 Let's where they got the picture John: 00:11:16 oh shit. John: 00:11:18 Okay Sean: 00:11:19 jumpsuit. Sean: 00:11:19 Drake's Wilder. Sean: 00:11:20 It's probably John: 00:11:21 Brittany. Josh: 00:11:22 I'm sure they Photoshop Josh: 00:11:23 Yeah Sean: 00:11:23 Photoshop Sean: 00:11:24 As soon as I said it, I was like, Sean: 00:11:25 yeah, your Photoshop John: 00:11:29 yeah it was pretty dope. John: 00:11:31 Uh, and then we did go

to, um, there's this place called Eagle John: 00:11:35 point that we got to go to, it actually looked like an Eagle. John: 00:11:38 And then, uh, we went to this part. John: 00:11:41 I want it to go to horseshoe bend, but it was on the other side. John: 00:11:43 So we went to this place called guano point. John: 00:11:46 I was pretty much a cave full of bat shit. John: 00:11:48 And like literally it's bat shit. John: 00:11:50 Uh, they use it for like Josh: 00:11:51 Don't you know how COVID started. John: 00:11:54 So that was probably the origins of it. John: 00:11:56 And then, uh, me and my wife like went to this kind of hike above John: 00:12:00 guano point where it overlooks 360 degree view of the grand canyon. John: 00:12:04 And it's, it's amazing, man. John: 00:12:06 It's it looks so fake, but, uh, yeah, just, just, you know, blessed for John: 00:12:10 the opportunity, like to see a few of the, the wonders of the world, John: 00:12:14 whether it's natural or manmade. John: 00:12:16 And, uh, my bucket list is to complete all that. John: 00:12:19 So, um, five down, many times. Josh: 00:12:24 Wait, wait, can you name some of the other name, a couple other ones Josh: 00:12:27 you Josh: 00:12:27 want to go. John: 00:12:28 I, I definitely want to go to Petra in Jordan. John: 00:12:31 I definitely want to see the, um, I think it was Rio de Janeiro, the big John: 00:12:36 Jesus, not a I'm not a religious but, um, definitely wanna see Acropolis. John: 00:12:42 Um, I want to see, and I think, uh, Sean, after, after hours, I think you John: 00:12:48 mentioned like, uh, Ryan is going to Machu Picchu and that's a mine as well. Josh: 00:12:52 That's cool. John: 00:12:53 uh, yeah, man, there's so much, there's so much places that I want to John: 00:12:56 visit and hopefully I don't die before. John: 00:12:59 It's an actually make make it work. Sean: 00:13:01 I just saw a, tic-tac speaking about Machu Picchu Sean: 00:13:04 some day did like around trip. Sean: 00:13:06 I don't know where he's at originally, but he did a round trip Sean: 00:13:09 to Peru and it was like 380 bucks. Josh: 00:13:12 Damn Sean: 00:13:13 And that yeah. Sean: 00:13:15 Round trip. Sean: 00:13:15 I think he did. Sean: 00:13:17 I think he said it was so cheap that that 380 bucks included like food and stay. Sean: 00:13:22 He stayed at like hostels and shit super cheap, Sean: 00:13:24 but Sean: 00:13:25 but he was like, yeah, every like IHG food and stayed at a cheap hostel, but Sean: 00:13:29 like three 80 bucks for international trip is that's pretty unbeatable. Josh: 00:13:33 Well, it's probably like I would, I was going to say the Josh: 00:13:37 currency there, American dollars are probably worth way more. Josh: 00:13:40 Right So it'd Josh: 00:13:41 be cheaper that way as well. Josh: 00:13:43 Um, just like visiting Canada. Sean: 00:13:47 Yeah, Third world country, Canada. Josh: 00:13:49 Yeah. Josh: 00:13:51 Hey, we were first on the best place to live, Sean: 00:13:54 Yeah. Sean: 00:13:54 I don't doubt you I'm talking shit, but John: 00:13:56 Yeah I'm Josh: 00:13:57 issues with that list, but John: 00:14:00 Um, big couldn't couldn't couldn't be but yeah, man, I'm John: 00:14:04 pronounced pretty much it like, you know, I, um, just loved opportunity John: 00:14:08 to travel and I actually got to spend time with my, with my in-laws too. John: 00:14:10 So that was pretty dope. John: 00:14:11 I get along with them really well. John: 00:14:13 So it w it was pretty awesome. John: 00:14:15 It was just a nice relaxing trip. John: 00:14:16 And I think I mentioned last episode, um, it felt, I felt really guilty because John: 00:14:21 I'm usually, I guess I'm a workaholic. John: 00:14:25 Uh I'm. Josh: 00:14:26 No, you don't Sean: 00:14:27 you Sean: 00:14:27 mentioned this in a future episode. John: 00:14:29 Oh, future episode. John: 00:14:30 Yes, yes, yes, yes. John: 00:14:31 But I I'm, I'm, I'm quite, uh, quite a bit of a workaholic. John: 00:14:35 I am usually awake wee hours of the morning and awake, like wee hours of John: 00:14:41 the night, so I don't sleep, but I, Sean: 00:14:44 You're trying to change that this year though, Sean: 00:14:45 right John: 00:14:46 yeah, I, I sleep way more now I I take afternoon naps at times. Sean: 00:14:51 hell yeah. John: 00:14:51 I'll be turning my shit off, like Josh: 00:14:54 I do afternoon naps all the John: 00:14:55 yeah. John: 00:14:55 Pass a certain cutoff time. John: 00:14:57 Like I ain't doing shit. Josh: 00:15:00 Nice. Josh: 00:15:01 That's awesome. Josh: 00:15:01 That sounds like a good trip. Josh: 00:15:02 I'm very jealous obviously. John: 00:15:05 you can't go John: 00:15:05 anywhere Josh: 00:15:06 no, Sean: 00:15:07 rubbing it in my Sean: 00:15:08 God John: 00:15:09 and you're cold as fuck. Sean: 00:15:11 Yeah. Sean: 00:15:12 What to do is get like a one, uh, get like an Oculus and then go on Sean: 00:15:15 your treadmill and you're, you're a John: 00:15:16 Oh, genius. Josh: 00:15:18 like I'm. Josh: 00:15:19 Yeah, I just, right now I just have a TV in front of me, so Josh: 00:15:22 it's John: 00:15:23 I would use Oculus for all the wrong reasons. John: 00:15:25 Let me just Sean: 00:15:26 Oh no. Josh: 00:15:27 oh God, John: 00:15:28 five times a day might John: 00:15:30 get be it Sean: 00:15:34 make Josh: 00:15:34 time world Sean: 00:15:35 I'm Sean: 00:15:35 I'm the tainted one here, but truly I just got stuck with this muck. Sean: 00:15:41 Uh, Sean: 00:15:41 what the fuck is Sean: 00:15:42 smut smut gimmick. Sean: 00:15:44 I was trying to gimmick and smut schmuck smart Josh: 00:15:48 Uh, uh, I do have, um, so we've, we've kind of talked about it.

Josh: 00:15:54 Like I moved to this apartment, um, uh, back in like October or Josh: 00:16:00 whatever, and, uh, like how it works is there's, uh, two apartments Josh: 00:16:06 that, like, it's not an apartment. Josh: 00:16:07 It's like a, we have our own entrance. Sean: 00:16:09 like a duplex. Josh: 00:16:10 Yeah, I kind of like that, but there's like people above us. Josh: 00:16:14 So we have like the main floor and then the basement and then they Josh: 00:16:16 have two floors and then there's another, uh, it's like split anyway. Josh: 00:16:20 It's hard to it's complicated anyway. Josh: 00:16:22 There's there's uh, so for the longest time, there was no neighbors above Josh: 00:16:26 us because they'd just been built and they hadn't sold them yet, I guess. Josh: 00:16:31 And, uh, I guess it must be like January, like the beginning of January, someone Josh: 00:16:36 moved in to the place right above us. Josh: 00:16:39 And they are the loudest Josh: 00:16:41 goddamn people I Josh: 00:16:42 swear to John: 00:16:43 my John: 00:16:44 neighbors from hell. Josh: 00:16:46 yeah, they have a, I think it's like a child. Josh: 00:16:48 They have a child of some sort. Josh: 00:16:49 I've never seen it, but I can Josh: 00:16:51 hear it Josh: 00:16:53 I don't know what, like gender, um, Sean: 00:16:57 say Sean: 00:16:57 them, them, John: 00:16:59 Made Josh: 00:17:00 them, it's the same thing. John: 00:17:01 you know Sean: 00:17:02 it Sean: 00:17:02 sounds much worse Sean: 00:17:03 than that Josh: 00:17:04 Uh, kids or sometimes, um, so, uh, uh, the, they live like, so the Josh: 00:17:12 kids' room is right above my office and it's either there or the kids. Josh: 00:17:18 I say, keep saying it, the kids are either not old enough to go Josh: 00:17:22 to school or is homeschooled. Josh: 00:17:24 I'm not sure because they're always home and they just stop all the time. Josh: 00:17:31 Like it's a kids stopping, but that's not the worst day I could live with that. Josh: 00:17:36 You know, during the day it's fine. Josh: 00:17:37 Whatever. Josh: 00:17:38 I throw my headphones on, I listen to a podcast or music or a book Josh: 00:17:41 why it's not, not a big deal. Josh: 00:17:44 Um, it's not until 10 30 at night. Josh: 00:17:49 We're lying down. Josh: 00:17:50 Cause my girlfriend, teachers, she has to get up, go to school early in the morning. Josh: 00:17:55 We're lying down in bed. Josh: 00:17:56 10 30. Josh: 00:17:58 And it is just like, that's when they wake up and their living Josh: 00:18:01 room must be right above us. Josh: 00:18:03 And she just does she, or he, whatever the kid is just as Josh: 00:18:07 the lapse of the living room. Josh: 00:18:08 And it's like, what the fuck is going on up there until 11 30, 11 30 every night. John: 00:18:16 beat the I Josh: 00:18:17 do you put your kid to bed? Sean:

00:18:19 you don't, you don't fucking have you gotten the broom and done the fucking, Josh: 00:18:22 I banged on the walls. Josh: 00:18:24 I don't know they don't know if they hear it. Josh: 00:18:26 Uh, we're going to write them a note. Josh: 00:18:28 Uh, cause it's just, it's unbearable. Josh: 00:18:32 Like I like it cause we're not going to sleep until like 1130 midnight and uh, Josh: 00:18:38 yeah, I get cranky when I don't sleep. John: 00:18:41 Oh, my Josh: 00:18:42 Uh, so that has been, uh, especially when this is like, I can't go anywhere. Josh: 00:18:47 So I'm here all the time. Josh: 00:18:49 It's uh, definitely drives you a little nuts. Josh: 00:18:51 Um, so that's so you got to go on a trip. Josh: 00:18:55 I got. John: 00:18:56 Do you Josh: 00:18:57 I Josh: 00:18:57 lose my mind. John: 00:18:58 deal with it? Josh: 00:18:59 Yeah. Josh: 00:19:00 Basically. Josh: 00:19:01 Um, and so how it works do is like there's a split in our apartment above us. Josh: 00:19:06 So like the one neighbor lives on the one side and the other labor lives on the Josh: 00:19:11 other side, never hear the other neighbor. Josh: 00:19:13 They're the quietest people in the And it's so nice, but they're there above our Josh: 00:19:18 living room, which is super inconvenient because we're not there at midnight. Josh: 00:19:22 So, but yeah. Josh: 00:19:25 So that's my update. Sean: 00:19:27 whenever I lived in an apartment, I think I was always top floor. Sean: 00:19:30 So I've never had to deal with, uh, uh, knowing people above me. Josh: 00:19:36 I Josh: 00:19:36 have, this might be the first time I've lived underneath people. Josh: 00:19:41 It's eyeopening for sure. Sean: 00:19:43 I always wonder like, am I the loud? John: 00:19:46 First time. John: 00:19:47 Josh a bottom Sean: 00:19:48 Am I the problem? Sean: 00:19:49 Oh Josh: 00:19:50 And I hate Josh: 00:19:51 it Josh: 00:19:53 I ain't no bottom bitch. John: 00:19:55 top, always, baby. Josh: 00:19:58 Uh, Sean: 00:20:01 all right. Sean: 00:20:01 Well, now that we know what we've been up to, uh, we'll hop into this week's Sean: 00:20:07 episode 20 minutes in, whoops, sorry. Sean: 00:20:10 Uh, so I've, I picked this topic because you know, we're part of the cultivate Sean: 00:20:17 family and, uh, you know, ever since we. Sean: 00:20:21 Sign podcast onto the network. Sean: 00:20:23 I listened to all the podcasts. Sean: 00:20:24 You know what I'm saying? Sean: 00:20:25 Cultivate gang sign eight, eight, but, uh, yeah, I started listening Sean: 00:20:30 to all the podcasts on the, um, you know, I've mentioned this before, Sean: 00:20:34 but I'm not the best at listening to the indie podcasts thing. Sean: 00:20:38 Cause I didn't start podcasting until I had already had like a set Sean: 00:20:43 amount of shows I was listening to. Sean: 00:20:44 So now that we

podcasts signed to cultivate, now I'm Josh: 00:20:49 I'm the same way. Josh: 00:20:51 I'm the same way. Josh: 00:20:51 Like you call me at all the time for not listening to shots. Josh: 00:20:54 And Sean: 00:20:55 oh, Sean: 00:20:55 it's Josh: 00:20:56 I, I, listened here and there. Josh: 00:20:58 Um, but I just have, like, my set shows that like, even before, like there are Josh: 00:21:04 some, some podcasts, like the network, I have been listening to a lot more. Josh: 00:21:07 Um, but man, I have like my set five podcasts that release Monday, Josh: 00:21:13 Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Josh: 00:21:15 And that's my, that's my Josh: 00:21:16 my out Josh: 00:21:18 Yeah. Josh: 00:21:19 Yeah. Josh: 00:21:19 And so, uh, I, I feel you, you're not alone in that, but I Josh: 00:21:23 do like to try and branch out. Sean: 00:21:25 yeah, I've, I've been ever since we signed the shows onto the network and Sean: 00:21:28 cultivators official official, I've been listening to everybody's shows every week Sean: 00:21:31 and it helps that fantasy football's over. Sean: 00:21:33 Cause the shout out fantasy footballers, but they used to do every single, Sean: 00:21:38 like Monday through Friday and episode an hour long episode, but Sean: 00:21:42 they get like, that's their job. Josh: 00:21:44 Yeah. Josh: 00:21:44 Yeah That's Sean: 00:21:45 Like they fucking, they started there. Sean: 00:21:47 They like have employees, like they're fucking doing it, Josh: 00:21:51 if we've got enough Patriots, we'll do a daily to fuck Josh: 00:21:54 it Sean: 00:21:54 They, John: 00:21:55 Who that? John: 00:21:56 I agree with that bitch. Sean: 00:21:58 Dude, the fantasy football or this is just like, you know, shout out Sean: 00:22:01 to one of my favorite podcasts, but like they're fucking humongous goals. Sean: 00:22:05 Cause. Sean: 00:22:07 I think they just started like recording in their bedroom and they did it Sean: 00:22:10 for their fantasy football league. Sean: 00:22:12 And then they released it out to the public. Sean: 00:22:13 It got popular, they got big enough to where they could hire people. Sean: 00:22:17 And they bought out like have an office building for all their employees. Sean: 00:22:21 And then they had so much than that. Sean: 00:22:23 They have so much, uh, shit going on with the fantasy football or stuff that Sean: 00:22:28 they branched out and made a comedy only no football podcast, since they Sean: 00:22:33 have time, since they have other people doing their research and shit, I'm just Sean: 00:22:37 like John: 00:22:38 out. Sean: 00:22:40 time Sean: 00:22:40 Podcasting, John: 00:22:41 Bias out, please. Josh: 00:22:43 The issue is we could never have an office. Josh: 00:22:45 It would wouldn't work. Josh: 00:22:46 It'd be we do it in the middle of somewhere. Josh: 00:22:48 Like, what do we do in Chicago or John: 00:22:50 have to move to like New York or some Josh: 00:22:52 We fly there. Josh: 00:22:54 Yeah. Josh: 00:22:54 New York wouldn't be that far. Josh: 00:22:55 new York's only Josh: 00:22:56 like John: 00:22:57 once a month, episode bachelor court for like 12 hours straight, Sean: 00:23:01 And Sean: 00:23:01 shit. Josh: 00:23:02 same room John: 00:23:03 same Josh: 00:23:04 12 hours. Josh: 00:23:05 Oh Sean: 00:23:07 But yeah, I've been listening to all the cultivates shows recently. Sean: 00:23:09 And, uh, I was listening to a pineapple when I first started Sean: 00:23:12 listening to pineapple pizza pot, uh, like a month or two ago, they, Sean: 00:23:17 they talk about cryptozoology a lot. Sean: 00:23:19 And I was like, what the fuck is that? Sean: 00:23:22 Like, what is that? Sean: 00:23:23 Like, I know urban legends. Sean: 00:23:24 I know the other stuff they talk about, but what is cryptozoology? Sean: 00:23:28 So I found out through listening to what it was, but, uh, I thought I'd Sean: 00:23:32 share with the wicked maniacs for the other people that are ignorant Sean: 00:23:36 to the science, pseudoscience, whatever, uh, of cryptozoology. Sean: 00:23:43 So, John, Josh, what is your experience with cryptozoology? Sean: 00:23:48 What do you guys know about it? Josh: 00:23:54 You want me to take it away? Josh: 00:23:54 Sorry Josh: 00:23:55 Uh, I think it's like, I feel dragons fall under it. Josh: 00:24:00 Like it's like creatures that probably don't exist, but are Josh: 00:24:07 treated like they exist maybe. Josh: 00:24:09 Is that kind of what it is? Sean: 00:24:11 Close close at. Sean: 00:24:12 I mean, essentially I think that's, that's what it is from Sean: 00:24:16 my, my short research and from Josh: 00:24:18 And that's the episode that. Sean: 00:24:20 case solved, actually. Sean: 00:24:22 So, you know, Patrion again, $25, $25, $25, John, would he know about, Sean: 00:24:29 uh cryptids and cryptozoology? John: 00:24:32 Well, cryptids are more of like the, the legendary type of, of creatures. John: 00:24:39 Not necessarily like pertaining to the, it kind of pertains to some John: 00:24:43 paranormal aspect, but not really. John: 00:24:44 They're more of like, Like a monster, like you got your big floods, your lock John: 00:24:48 neces, and they're more of like a folk John: 00:24:52 lore John: 00:24:53 or dragons. Josh: 00:24:54 fall under that. John: 00:24:55 mean, Lochness monster is kinda dragon Josh: 00:24:58 true Josh: 00:24:59 I feel dragons are just like the, like, like trying Chinese cryptids right. Josh: 00:25:05 Like that's kind of what the right. Josh: 00:25:07 Maybe they're like John: 00:25:09 they're legends, legends. John: 00:25:11 So that thing, I think that falls under a cryptozoology. John: 00:25:15 So I guess it's this pseudo science of,

of mythical beasts. Sean: 00:25:21 Pretty much. Sean: 00:25:22 Yeah. Sean: 00:25:22 That's, uh, that's pretty much what it is. Sean: 00:25:24 Uh, as with all my episodes, I'm going to start with Wiki. Sean: 00:25:27 We're going to go to a break and then we'll do some Reddit shit. Sean: 00:25:30 But, uh, yeah, w let's read, uh, the, the Wikipedia, some Reddit sheet. Sean: 00:25:36 All right. Sean: 00:25:36 So cryptozoology is the pseudoscience and subculture that searches and Sean: 00:25:42 studies for unknown, legendary, or extinct animals whose present existence Sean: 00:25:48 is disputed or unsubstantiated Josh: 00:25:52 like the clutter Josh: 00:25:52 is Sean: 00:25:53 Corolla. Sean: 00:25:56 Holy John: 00:25:58 The magical bean. Sean: 00:26:01 sounds like a you problem. Sean: 00:26:02 Josh John: 00:26:04 Oh, shots fired. Sean: 00:26:08 task. Sean: 00:26:09 Kidding. Sean: 00:26:10 All right. Sean: 00:26:10 He has, he bought an apartment and he has land with this woman. Sean: 00:26:14 I'm sure Josh knows. Sean: 00:26:16 Best out to Josh. Sean: 00:26:17 You know what I'm saying? Sean: 00:26:18 I fist out to Sean: 00:26:19 Josh John: 00:26:20 don't use that on the clutter as please. Sean: 00:26:22 Yeah, Josh: 00:26:24 don't use the fist. Josh: 00:26:25 Oh John: 00:26:26 don't do that. Josh: 00:26:26 I go, got to go back to the drawing board then. Sean: 00:26:29 Jesus Christ. Sean: 00:26:32 Okay. Sean: 00:26:32 So particularly the popular are those popular in full Clore, such Sean: 00:26:37 as big foot, the Lochness monster, Yeti, the trooper Cobre, the Sean: 00:26:41 Jersey devil and, or the Ben bay. Sean: 00:26:48 Uh, but yeah, as cryptozoologist refer to these entities, as cryptids a term Sean: 00:26:55 coined by the subculture, because it does not follow the scientific Sean: 00:26:58 method, cryptozoology is considered a pseudoscience by mainstream science. Sean: 00:27:04 It is neither a branch of zoology nor folklore studies. Sean: 00:27:09 It was originally founded in the 1950s by zoologists. Sean: 00:27:15 and Ivan T Sanderson John: 00:27:19 It's not Josh: 00:27:19 That's the fucking heard. Sean: 00:27:22 It sounded Spanish like eggs, and then it got German. Sean: 00:27:26 I don't Sean: 00:27:26 know John: 00:27:26 Bernard Webelos. Josh: 00:27:31 It's not There's only three. Josh: 00:27:32 There's only three German John: 00:27:33 That's true. Sean: 00:27:35 uh Sean: 00:27:35 August Josh: 00:27:36 off Josh: 00:27:38 Wow. Josh: 00:27:38 I forget what the John: 00:27:39 Christophe. John: 00:27:40 It was Christophe. Sean: 00:27:41 Kristoff, Sean: 00:27:42 or Josh Sean: 00:27:43 Josh. Sean: 00:27:43 is a popular one Josh: 00:27:44 is That journey? John: 00:27:46 us my John: 00:27:47 guy Josh: 00:27:49 My last name is Jared. Josh: 00:27:50 I

don't know if Josh has Sean: 00:27:51 shell. Josh: 00:27:52 it's like biblical Sean: 00:27:56 is bill cholesterol. Josh: 00:27:57 Yeah. John: 00:27:58 shackles, shackles, nickels. Sean: 00:28:01 Jesus John: 00:28:01 come from. Josh: 00:28:03 don't know what you just said, John: 00:28:04 don't know either. Josh: 00:28:05 you just cursed in German. Sean: 00:28:07 Everyone is very offended. Josh: 00:28:09 Yeah. Josh: 00:28:10 All the Germans What the fuck? Sean: 00:28:13 If that, if that is the singular thing that, that made the Germans Sean: 00:28:16 mad from our podcast, that is, John: 00:28:18 problematic. John: 00:28:19 It's also weird Sean: 00:28:21 it's weird Josh: 00:28:22 talk the Nazis every day, Josh: 00:28:23 but John: 00:28:24 counter. John: 00:28:25 Oh, shout, hold on. John: 00:28:26 Shopping. John: 00:28:26 Let's do fucking. John: 00:28:28 She's actually counting every single time we say Nazis on the show Josh: 00:28:33 I think we broke it though. Josh: 00:28:34 Didn't we? John: 00:28:35 all last episode. John: 00:28:37 Oh, Josh: 00:28:38 don't know if we John: 00:28:39 we're going to break it into the future. Josh: 00:28:41 the last episode of the next step is. John: 00:28:42 The next episode, Josh: 00:28:43 Yeah. Josh: 00:28:44 Yeah. Josh: 00:28:44 The next step Josh: 00:28:44 is the John: 00:28:45 to go. John: 00:28:45 just going John: 00:28:46 to go John: 00:28:46 I'm just going to go in there and pre record something Nazis. Josh: 00:28:50 just scream it into the microphone at the beginning. Sean: 00:28:53 just do a, put it in the, uh, what is it? Sean: 00:28:56 Our disclaimer in the beginning, just a whispered Nazi Sean: 00:28:58 somewhere that just constantly Sean: 00:28:59 Nazis Nazis Nazis Josh: 00:29:01 This podcast talks about Nazis Sean: 00:29:03 There it Sean: 00:29:04 is Josh: 00:29:05 and that's how we don't get it monetized on YouTube ever. Sean: 00:29:08 Fantastic. Sean: 00:29:09 All right. Sean: 00:29:09 So the terminology history and approach of cryptozoology go Sean: 00:29:14 through a brief history of this. Sean: 00:29:16 as a field cryptozoology originates from the works of Bernard, a Sean: 00:29:21 Belgian zoologists and Ivan T Sanderson, a Scottish theologists. Sean: 00:29:27 published on the track of unknown animals, which is a land landmark work Sean: 00:29:33 among cryptozoologist that was followed by numerous other similar works. Sean: 00:29:38 Sanderson released a series of books that were pretty similar, Sean: 00:29:41 including the abominable snowman, uh, legend come to life. Sean: 00:29:47 So essentially, they started all that in the 1950s to the Sean: 00:29:52 1960s, and then they termed, the crypto cryptozoologist JE wall. Sean: 00:30:00 Coined the term crypted in 1983 in the summer issue of the international society Sean: 00:30:06 of cryptozoology newsletter essentially Wal said, it suggests that new terms, Sean: 00:30:12 Bitcoin to replace sensational and often misleading terms like monster. Sean: 00:30:17 My suggestion is cryptid meaning a living thing, having the quality of Sean: 00:30:21 being hidden or unknown describing those creatures, which are, or may be Sean: 00:30:26 subjects of cryptozoology investigation. Sean: 00:30:29 All right. Sean: 00:30:30 So, Josh: 00:30:31 When, when was this again? Josh: 00:30:32 Sorry. Sean: 00:30:33 Cryptid that, that newsletter and that term was coined in 1983. Josh: 00:30:39 Okay. Josh: 00:30:39 Okay. Josh: 00:30:39 So, well, after I would have expected, I was like, oh, this is like 1,817 hundreds. Josh: 00:30:48 They, they know, like they don't have satellites or anything like that. Josh: 00:30:52 Oh, no, they, John: 00:30:53 people as witches back. Sean: 00:30:56 everyone's just a wish back then. John: 00:30:57 Yeah, Josh: 00:30:58 yeah. Josh: 00:30:58 Just sounds like white people with too much time on their not going to lie. Sean: 00:31:02 Belgians in a, just a European, I wonder where JE wall is from. Sean: 00:31:05 But, uh, even though he coined the term crypted, he is not popular Sean: 00:31:09 enough to have his own Wikipedia page. Sean: 00:31:12 So that's a socket, Jay. Sean: 00:31:16 So Josh: 00:31:17 ass now. John: 00:31:18 Yeah Sean: 00:31:19 I hope he's still alive. Sean: 00:31:20 83 is not that long ago. Josh: 00:31:22 Oh, you guessed though. Sean: 00:31:24 so, while biologists regularly identify new species, Sean: 00:31:28 cryptozoologist often feature on creatures from folklore record. Sean: 00:31:32 Most famously. Sean: 00:31:33 These include the Lochness monster Bigfoot, the Chupacabra, as well as Sean: 00:31:37 other quote in posing beasts that could be labeled as monsters and quote. Sean: 00:31:43 So, and their search for these entities cryptozoologist may employ devices. Sean: 00:31:48 Motion sensitive cameras, night, vision equipment, audio recording, Sean: 00:31:52 and audio recording equipment. Sean: 00:31:54 Um, I noticed on the Reddit, uh, on the cryptozoology sub Reddit, Sean: 00:32:01 a lot of people complained that all videos of cryptids are, uh, Sean: 00:32:05 shot with potatoes or they they're Sean: 00:32:10 they're fucking Sean: 00:32:11 yeah, they're fucking running around or zooming in and out. Sean: 00:32:13 And it's, it's never solid. Sean: 00:32:16 And, uh, in a day of age where everybody has a 4k camera on their phone, John: 00:32:21 must, must be Josh: 00:32:22 has ticked doc. Josh: 00:32:23 Everyone has ticked Sean: 00:32:24 tick-tock it's Josh: 00:32:26 how to use a cam camera? Sean: 00:32:27 exactly. Sean: 00:32:28 Uh, are we, are we far away enough from Spider-Man far from home or Sean: 00:32:32 no, no way

home to talk about it. John: 00:32:34 to be fair. Josh: 00:32:36 Yes. John: 00:32:37 I've John: 00:32:37 I've never even watched the first. Sean: 00:32:39 John. Sean: 00:32:39 You're not, you're not ever going to watch So it doesn't fucking matter I John: 00:32:43 yeah, John: 00:32:43 go Sean: 00:32:43 wicked maniacs, just a quick, maybe three minutes, but maybe even one minute, John: 00:32:48 Well, you haven't spoiled it for shots and thoughts yet. Sean: 00:32:51 they won't let me, I just got go-ahead from Josh. John: 00:32:54 I don't want to get, I don't want to get counseled for that. Sean: 00:32:57 Okay. Sean: 00:32:58 Well, I'm telling you to skip ahead a few Josh: 00:33:00 skip ahead a couple of minutes. Josh: 00:33:02 If you don't want to hear Sean: 00:33:03 This is going to be very quick at literally seconds, Sean: 00:33:07 but Sean: 00:33:08 in in the movie they fucking, uh, the guys that come from the other Sean: 00:33:14 universes are being found out through tick-tock and social media. Sean: 00:33:18 So day and age where it's so easy to film something on your phone, you would think Sean: 00:33:25 cryptids would be pretty easy to catch. Josh: 00:33:27 Yeah. Josh: 00:33:27 And we have like satellite imagery of the entire earth. Josh: 00:33:31 Like you're, you're telling me they haven't found anything yet. John: 00:33:35 to be, to be fair, most fight videos on Worldstar are as the same. Sean: 00:33:42 But also Worldstar was when fucking potatoes were cameras. Sean: 00:33:46 You know what I mean? Sean: 00:33:46 Like world Josh: 00:33:47 He word Josh: 00:33:48 is Worldstar popular. Sean: 00:33:49 Now there's no way it's still Josh: 00:33:51 I don't think John: 00:33:51 But, I mean, I guess Sean: 00:33:54 That was 2014, I guess. Sean: 00:33:56 I guess cameras weren't still, I don't know, but, Josh: 00:34:00 they were, they were definitely worse, but. Sean: 00:34:02 yeah, they were definitely worse than now, but we have poor K cameras. Sean: 00:34:06 I mean, maybe the service isn't great where you're finding the Sean: 00:34:08 cryptids, you know what I'm saying? Sean: 00:34:10 But John: 00:34:11 that show in your drafts. Sean: 00:34:12 Yeah. Sean: 00:34:13 That's what I'm saying. Sean: 00:34:13 I feel, yeah. Sean: 00:34:14 I feel like it's, you should be able to find a way, Josh: 00:34:17 Yeah, I agree. Sean: 00:34:19 but, uh, back on Wikipedia, while there have been attempts Sean: 00:34:23 to codify crypto zoo zoological approaches, unlike biologists, Sean: 00:34:29 zoologists, botanists, and other academic disciplines, however, quote. Josh: 00:34:34 Botanist's Sean: 00:34:35 are Sean: 00:34:35 botanists botanists. John: 00:34:37 There you go. John: 00:34:38 I didn't say it. Josh: 00:34:40 Yeah. Josh: 00:34:40 I, I had to do Sean: 00:34:41 I, appreciate it. Sean: 00:34:42 You know what I'm saying? Sean: 00:34:44 Good to know. Sean: 00:34:45 Y'all uh, y'all have a, y'all better have my back. Sean: 00:34:48 You know what I John: 00:34:48 Well, I was going to leave it alone, but Sean: 00:34:50 leaves it alone. Sean: 00:34:52 A quote, there are no accepted uniform or successful methods Sean: 00:34:58 for pursuing cryptids and quote. Sean: 00:35:01 Some scholars have identified precursors to modern cryptozoology Sean: 00:35:05 and certain medieval approaches to the folklore record. Sean: 00:35:08 And the psychology behind cryptozoology approach has been Sean: 00:35:12 a subject of academic study. Sean: 00:35:16 Uh, essentially the rest of this is just explaining that a real scientists really Sean: 00:35:21 want nothing to do with cryptozoology. Sean: 00:35:24 Uh, And I think it's the rest of the Wikipedia pages essentially saying, oh, Sean: 00:35:29 it's fun to talk about, but let's, let's not really fucking believe this stuff is, Josh: 00:35:34 fair Sean: 00:35:35 the vibes that Wikipedia is giving. Sean: 00:35:37 Yeah. Sean: 00:35:37 So, that's Wikipedia the Crip to cryptozoology page on Wikipedia. Sean: 00:35:47 That's what I mean, it sounds like we're all on page. Sean: 00:35:50 Nope. Sean: 00:35:53 It sounds like we're all on the same page of this being, uh, just fun stuff, Sean: 00:35:59 but a truly the people that dedicate Josh: 00:36:02 Uh, well, I know John is more into the paranormal and cryptids and stuff. Josh: 00:36:06 What do you, Josh: 00:36:07 what do you think Sean: 00:36:08 Josh and I are just skeptic. John: 00:36:10 I believe in that bitch. John: 00:36:11 Okay. John: 00:36:12 Wholeheartedly. John: 00:36:14 There's no Josh: 00:36:14 fallen into that ant hill or whatever John: 00:36:17 What's that? John: 00:36:17 Yeah. Sean: 00:36:19 Wait, which one? John: 00:36:20 The story where I kicked the fucking ad hill and I got haunted pretty much. Sean: 00:36:24 Oh, John: 00:36:25 Yeah, dude. John: 00:36:26 Like I hope to me there's so much things that can like, can't be John: 00:36:31 explained no matter how much technology. John: 00:36:33 You're telling me that there might be some creatures in a fucking Mariana John: 00:36:37 trench right now that could like literally devour us for all I care. John: 00:36:42 Megalodon too, Sean: 00:36:43 Deep, deep sea. Sean: 00:36:45 I'm all about, you know what I'm saying? Sean: 00:36:47 Like that shit could exist. Sean: 00:36:48 Big foot. Sean: 00:36:49 We would've, we would've seen that guy. John: 00:36:52 there's like lush forests. John: 00:36:53 Like you should know Canada, like north of Canada there, and shit. John: 00:36:56 There, there, it's probably a hard to fucking find things. Josh: 00:36:59 There's a lot of bears, which could be confused as something else. Josh: 00:37:04 know, that's what I,

that's what I lean towards. Josh: 00:37:06 I lean towards, uh, you know, a lot of people are dumb. Josh: 00:37:11 You're saying I, as one of them as one of them. Josh: 00:37:14 And, uh, if I saw something into the corner of my eye and I was Josh: 00:37:17 like, I don't know, back in the early 19 hundreds, I'd be like, that Josh: 00:37:21 looked like a, uh, furry person. Josh: 00:37:25 Um, Sean: 00:37:25 I w I will say though, it is interesting that there are big foots Sean: 00:37:32 of all, like in all cultures, everybody kind of has, big foot, but then again, Josh: 00:37:37 bears in every call, like in every like there's Asian bears, you Josh: 00:37:41 know, there's, there's, there's north American bears, you know, there's. Sean: 00:37:44 you have a bears. Sean: 00:37:45 Don't have big feet. Sean: 00:37:46 My guy I'm talking Josh: 00:37:48 Well, I don't know that could have evolved that if something Josh: 00:37:50 else, you know what I mean? Josh: 00:37:51 Like you see a furry thing, maybe you start telling tales and you know, Josh: 00:37:57 bears feet are pretty big too, way. Josh: 00:37:59 Cause like grizzly bears are fucking Sean: 00:38:01 but they're not like they're round and you know, Sean: 00:38:03 they're not like shaped, like a, Josh: 00:38:06 but if you see something in the grass, you're not seeing its Josh: 00:38:08 feet, you're seeing the body, right? Sean: 00:38:11 yeah, it's true. Sean: 00:38:12 Truly. Sean: 00:38:12 I'm still a skeptic, but I'm, I'm trying to open it up for the people that believe, Sean: 00:38:17 know what I say Josh: 00:38:18 I got Josh: 00:38:19 ya John: 00:38:19 I'm a believer John: 00:38:20 is Sean: 00:38:21 look, I just had, I just had the fucking, uh, called out for thinking the Sean: 00:38:27 Denver airport is the Illuminati Homebase. Sean: 00:38:29 So I'm the last one to judge anybody on believing of cryptids exist or not? Josh: 00:38:34 No. Josh: 00:38:35 And you know what? Josh: 00:38:36 I Josh: 00:38:37 agree Sean: 00:38:38 specifically deep sea ones, just because they're deep sea. John: 00:38:41 All I'm saying that there's somewhere out there in the Appalachians John: 00:38:45 or whatever it lowers our roams around. John: 00:38:48 There's a thick ass king of a, of a cryptid named moth man John: 00:38:53 flying around with his big booty. Sean: 00:38:56 bro, we're going to get into this when we get into Sean: 00:38:58 the second half with Reddit. Sean: 00:38:59 But yeah, there's, there's borderline too much mouth man content John: 00:39:03 as lust man, Dick king Sean: 00:39:06 I didn't, I typed in, I was trying to find the top post for cryptozoology Sean: 00:39:11 and half of it is fucking mouth man. Sean: 00:39:13 Shit. Sean: 00:39:13 They fucking love mop. Josh: 00:39:17 Yeah. Josh: 00:39:19 I'll, I'll say this though. Josh: 00:39:20 As far as like pseudoscience goes, this is like the most harmless one. Sean: 00:39:25 This is the most fun Josh: 00:39:26 So yeah. Sean: 00:39:28 this is much better than fucking horse medicine and your veins, uh, Josh: 00:39:34 our skull pseudoscience tell how smart or dumb people Josh: 00:39:37 are based on their skills. Sean: 00:39:39 or flat earth side pseudoscience. Sean: 00:39:41 yeah. Josh: 00:39:42 So it is less harmful and it is fun. Josh: 00:39:44 Like it's good stories at the bare minimum, is like, it's fun. Josh: 00:39:48 It's fun to listen to the stories and, and speculate. Josh: 00:39:51 So I'm all in on that part. Josh: 00:39:53 I don't necessarily believe it though. Sean: 00:39:54 Yeah. Sean: 00:39:55 Shout out to a pineapple pizza pod. Sean: 00:39:57 They had a cryptid episode where they talked about something called a not deer. Sean: 00:40:01 And I was fucking dying of laughter. Sean: 00:40:04 Just thinking of this thing. Sean: 00:40:06 Being existence is a deer with human hands, I think. Josh: 00:40:10 oh Sean: 00:40:11 yeah, it has human hands. Sean: 00:40:14 I listened to it when it came out. Sean: 00:40:15 So forgive me if I'm wrong, but do they say human teeth on the nod? Sean: 00:40:19 Dear? John: 00:40:20 I didn't it was a cumin, like John: 00:40:22 features Sean: 00:40:22 a human like deer essentially. Sean: 00:40:25 And I, I can't get the picture of, uh, uh, just a deal with human hands, dude. Sean: 00:40:31 It's fucking disgusting to think about John: 00:40:33 throw Josh: 00:40:33 what. Josh: 00:40:34 was the, what was the Philip, uh, the Philippines, uh, one talked about an ass Sean: 00:40:39 white lady. Josh: 00:40:40 No, no. Josh: 00:40:41 I was thinking about the, the center John: 00:40:43 Oh Sean: 00:40:43 Oh, Sean: 00:40:43 yeah. Josh: 00:40:44 the backward center. John: 00:40:46 yeah, no motherfuckers are real to shit. Josh: 00:40:52 well, they're going to be hunting me down because I just Josh: 00:40:54 called them backwards center. Sean: 00:40:57 now they gotta be looking in the mirror being like, Sean: 00:40:59 well, I do be faxed though. Josh: 00:41:00 It's fair. Josh: 00:41:01 Yeah. Josh: 00:41:01 I'll rip up. Josh: 00:41:02 I'll rip up clothing to piss them off or whatever it is I had to do. Sean: 00:41:07 Right? John: 00:41:07 to wear shirt inside out. John: 00:41:08 That's what John: 00:41:09 gotta do Josh: 00:41:10 I Josh: 00:41:10 it had to clothing. Josh: 00:41:11 I'll just be ripping clothes. Josh: 00:41:12 They'll be like, well, I don't go. Josh: 00:41:13 Fuck. John: 00:41:14 Turn out inside out though. John: 00:41:16 It's not the tag. John: 00:41:17 Oh, fuck. Josh: 00:41:19 Hell. Josh: 00:41:20 I worked from home. Josh: 00:41:20 Sometimes I wear stuff inside It doesn't matter. Sean: 00:41:25 All right. Sean: 00:41:25

Well, that's it for this half. Sean: 00:41:26 Uh, we'll hit a quick ad break and then we'll be right back and we're back. Sean: 00:41:34 What's up guys. Sean: 00:41:35 We are back with it. Sean: 00:41:36 It's a time to get into the Reddit section of Reddit on Wiki. Sean: 00:41:41 Uh, have I found some quick, um, just quick things I found on Sean: 00:41:46 Reddit, I want to get past these and then I want to play a game. Sean: 00:41:49 So Josh: 00:41:50 Ooh Sean: 00:41:51 through these. Sean: 00:41:52 Yeah, I'm doing a game instead of smut because, uh, you guys, Sean: 00:41:55 uh, the Twitter voters said this mud is not what they're here for. Sean: 00:41:59 So I'll take you out word value until you complain and shout to the rooftops. Sean: 00:42:04 But. Sean: 00:42:06 On the cryptozoology sub Reddit from user raging, ex Marla said, Sean: 00:42:12 uh, they said, I found this in a park, a Walmart parking lot. Sean: 00:42:16 And then it's a, a bumper sticker. Sean: 00:42:18 It says moth man is real. Sean: 00:42:21 And then underneath and tiny text, it says, I know because we made out Sean: 00:42:25 and he is a gentle and caring lover, John: 00:42:27 oh my God. Sean: 00:42:29 the Josh: 00:42:29 like a Walmart license plate. Sean: 00:42:36 oh Josh: 00:42:36 If like, if you were to find it anywhere, definitely be there. Sean: 00:42:39 makes sense. Sean: 00:42:40 Makes Okay. Sean: 00:42:41 So this was from, uh, this was the top comment, uh, from hum Bob, Sean: 00:42:48 um, Bob, we kind of similar to what Josh was trying to say last Josh: 00:42:52 Matata. Sean: 00:42:53 Yeah. Sean: 00:42:54 How bimbo way, uh, they posted this Herman reminds me of a Sean: 00:42:58 Bigfoot sign I saw recently. Sean: 00:43:01 And then the sign is. Sean: 00:43:03 In this house we believe big foot is real. Sean: 00:43:07 I am going to kiss him. Sean: 00:43:08 He will be my lover. Sean: 00:43:10 I will be the little spoon, me and Bigfoot. Sean: 00:43:12 We'll fuck. Sean: 00:43:13 And you can't stop us. John: 00:43:15 oh my God. Sean: 00:43:16 That is uh, a yard sign, uh, for 39 99. Sean: 00:43:22 I don't know who would buy that. Sean: 00:43:26 I don't know. Sean: 00:43:26 Who's HOA would allow that. Sean: 00:43:28 Uh, Sean: 00:43:30 but this Sean: 00:43:31 is a real product. Sean: 00:43:32 It does exist. Sean: 00:43:34 And, uh, yeah, Josh: 00:43:36 my Josh: 00:43:37 God John: 00:43:37 fucking, oh my Josh: 00:43:39 Maybe I'll set it up. Josh: 00:43:39 So my upstairs neighbor can see it. John: 00:43:41 There you go. John: 00:43:43 Hey kid. John: 00:43:44 Look at Josh: 00:43:44 oh God Josh: 00:43:45 don't stop stopping. Josh: 00:43:46 He's crazy. Josh: 00:43:47 your big foot. Josh: 00:43:50 God. Josh: 00:43:51 What is it? Josh: 00:43:51 The Sean: 00:43:52 the, the John: 00:43:53 lust.

John: 00:43:54 Yeah. John: 00:43:54 Oh my Sean: 00:43:55 the Sean: 00:43:55 it's, it's kinda giving me like furry vibe. John: 00:43:58 I John: 00:43:59 going to say Sean: 00:44:00 Which that would be a fun episode as well. Sean: 00:44:02 We should, that one would require smart. Sean: 00:44:04 There would definitely have to be smart for John: 00:44:06 we need I think we need guest for that and make them Josh: 00:44:10 A guessed John: 00:44:11 as Sean: 00:44:12 WIC Animaniacs if you are a, oh, we want, we want somebody not into it. Sean: 00:44:16 Okay. Josh: 00:44:17 me. Josh: 00:44:18 I'm not into Sean: 00:44:19 I was about Sean: 00:44:19 to say, I want somebody who is very aroused, Josh: 00:44:23 Who too into it. Sean: 00:44:26 oh my Okay. Sean: 00:44:27 So shout out to a Reddit user bedroom cassette, um, they, they posted John: 00:44:34 already. Sean: 00:44:35 uh, they accepted that they posted sometimes it's the obvious Sean: 00:44:39 answer to a cryptids identification. Sean: 00:44:42 And it's an article from Metro lifestyle at reads rescuers learn Sean: 00:44:47 that the exotic bird they found was actually just a seagull covered. Sean: 00:44:55 And it's a big seagull best oranges. Sean: 00:44:58 Fuck. Sean: 00:44:58 From head to toe claw. Sean: 00:45:02 I don't know. Sean: 00:45:04 Talon mats the word. Josh: 00:45:06 Oh Sean: 00:45:07 Oh man. John: 00:45:08 Oh John: 00:45:09 my Sean: 00:45:10 then here is a shout out to a Reddit user Seders square pants. Sean: 00:45:20 Uh, they said the Jersey devil, which originated in the pine Barrens of Sean: 00:45:27 New Jersey in the early 18th century was originally described as having a Sean: 00:45:32 horse's head bat wings, cloven hooves, and a serpent's tail regarding the Sean: 00:45:40 famous Jersey devil sightings of 1909, Loren Coleman and Ivan T Sanderson. Sean: 00:45:47 Oh, the guy that. Sean: 00:45:48 Made Sean: 00:45:49 this Sean: 00:45:49 shit, uh, offered the explanation that they were part of an elaborate real estate Sean: 00:45:55 hoax used by developers as a boogeyman figure to frighten residents, into Sean: 00:46:00 selling their properties at lower prices. Sean: 00:46:03 AKA cryptid gentrification. Josh: 00:46:08 Christ. Sean: 00:46:10 So Josh: 00:46:10 some fucked up capitalism if I've ever heard, Sean: 00:46:13 yeah, we were talking about how harmless and fun cryptozoology Sean: 00:46:16 is, but I guess anything could truly, anything can be used to fearmonger and Josh: 00:46:21 Yeah. Josh: 00:46:22 Also, also, I just had like a, I had like a, you know, when you realize Josh: 00:46:29 something and you're so dumb, you've just made a connection to something. Josh: 00:46:31 I just realized why they're called the New Jersey devil hockey like, Sean: 00:46:35 Oh Josh: 00:46:36 oh fuck. Sean: 00:46:38 didn't know that

until I read this too. Sean: 00:46:40 And I was like, oh, Josh: 00:46:42 soon as you're reading it, I was like, oh fuck. Josh: 00:46:44 Yeah, that just makes sense. Josh: 00:46:45 I dunno why I never thought about it. Sean: 00:46:48 That is pretty cool that they have a straight up hockey Sean: 00:46:51 team named after a cryptid. Josh: 00:46:53 Yeah. Sean: 00:46:54 And this is coming from a guy whose football team is just the Texans, John: 00:46:58 Yeah. John: 00:46:59 That's the most Sean: 00:46:59 the fucking worst football we had. Sean: 00:47:03 I think the options were like Apollos for a bunch of space themed things, Sean: 00:47:09 Toros, Apollos, um, cooler shit. Sean: 00:47:13 And then they voted Texans. Josh: 00:47:16 you want to talk about dumb sports teams names. Josh: 00:47:20 So we have, well, we have the Montreal Canadians, so that's, you know, Sean: 00:47:24 Oh, wait, we're on the same vibes then. Josh: 00:47:25 same vibe for that. Josh: 00:47:26 But the Toronto maple Leafs, uh, the maple leaf is not a scary symbol. Sean: 00:47:35 Yeah, it is an iconic logo though. Sean: 00:47:38 I can't shit on them too much because the logo is iconic, but Josh: 00:47:43 But that's just, cause they're like really popular. Josh: 00:47:45 necessarily the logo, you know what I Sean: 00:47:47 yeah. John: 00:47:47 is John: 00:47:47 why is there a color blue though? John: 00:47:49 Like that doesn't Josh: 00:47:51 Yeah that's it John: 00:47:53 yeah, doesn't make it so Canadian ish. Josh: 00:47:56 yeah, I don't actually know why, but Toronto is like you think, I think blue Josh: 00:48:00 when I think Toronto, for some reason, but Josh: 00:48:02 most the Josh: 00:48:04 blue John: 00:48:04 That makes sense. John: 00:48:05 Cause it's Josh: 00:48:05 the Toronto Argonauts are, which is our CFL team Sean: 00:48:08 oh yeah. Sean: 00:48:08 Argonauts, they look like the Oilers, I think. Josh: 00:48:12 uh, the oil, like Sean: 00:48:14 there's the, the, oh, the Houston Oilers was our former Josh: 00:48:18 Oh, okay. Josh: 00:48:19 It's like there's, the Oilers hockey team. Sean: 00:48:23 Yeah. Sean: 00:48:23 I should do a whole episode on the fucking Oilers Tennessee times. Sean: 00:48:27 They, they took the franchise to Tennessee and hanging in their stadium is a bunch Sean: 00:48:33 of banners for players that never played in Tennessee played for the Titans. Sean: 00:48:38 It's of Houston hanging in Tennessee some bullshit, bro. Josh: 00:48:45 That would affect jets, did that. Josh: 00:48:46 Cause they, they moved, uh, to, I think they became the Atlanta Thrashers Josh: 00:48:51 who then became, uh, Calgary flames. Josh: 00:48:54 Maybe. Josh: 00:48:55 I don't know who the anyway, but then the, then Winnipeg came from another Josh: 00:48:58 team and then they they're just like that, that our franchise that Josh: 00:49:02 has nothing to do with us anymore. Josh: 00:49:03 That's the same word, the same. Sean: 00:49:05 Yeah, it's some Josh: 00:49:07 It's no, you're not fuckers. Sean: 00:49:11 Awful. Sean: 00:49:11 I fucking Sean: 00:49:12 the Josh: 00:49:12 got way off topic. Sean: 00:49:15 Uh, I found a quick, uh, reference for, um, north American crypted. Sean: 00:49:22 So we're talking all three countries. Sean: 00:49:25 Uh, we got, uh, we'll start from south to not, yeah, south to north. Sean: 00:49:31 You guys, let me know if you guys have heard of these. Sean: 00:49:34 All right. Sean: 00:49:34 So we got the Chupacabra classic, you know, Josh: 00:49:38 Yeah. Sean: 00:49:38 one Sean: 00:49:38 uh, the swamp. Sean: 00:49:41 Uh, the lake worth monster, the skin Walker, John: 00:49:48 Y no Josh: 00:49:49 one Sean: 00:49:50 Oklahoma octopus, John: 00:49:52 Yes, Sean: 00:49:54 the Margolin monster. Sean: 00:49:58 Uh, you got a bunch of lake monsters here. Sean: 00:50:01 We got some, we got Tessie, we got bear lake monster. Sean: 00:50:04 We got Sharley. Sean: 00:50:06 We got champ. Sean: 00:50:08 Uh, some of the, uh, we got the Thunderbird. Sean: 00:50:11 We have the Shunka we're rockin, the bat squash. Sean: 00:50:16 That sounds crazy. Josh: 00:50:18 that sounds Sean: 00:50:19 Uh, right next to the Sasquatch, uh, make sense. Sean: 00:50:23 Uh, we have the beast of Bray road, the Ozark Howler, the Sean: 00:50:27 Pope lick monster moth, man. Sean: 00:50:30 Everyone's from. Josh: 00:50:31 lik John: 00:50:33 yeah Sean: 00:50:33 Uh, Josh: 00:50:34 did you say Pope Sean: 00:50:35 I did say Pope lick monster. Sean: 00:50:36 That is very problematic sounding and, uh, Josh: 00:50:41 Going to jail. Sean: 00:50:43 Matt, great name for that one. Sean: 00:50:45 Uh, right next to the Jersey devil. Sean: 00:50:48 Uh, of course you got frogman, you John: 00:50:51 Nice. Sean: 00:50:53 Dover, you got the Dover demon. Sean: 00:50:56 And then, uh, in Canada we got more lake monsters. Sean: 00:51:01 Uh, oh, woops, Alaska lake monster. Sean: 00:51:04 We have the illegal Iliana lake monster in Alaska. Sean: 00:51:09 That's the last American one. Sean: 00:51:11 Well, let's jump into Canada. Sean: 00:51:12 We got uh, Sean: 00:51:17 the Sean: 00:51:17 you know, uh, uh, go Pogo. Josh: 00:51:20 Yeah, that's a that's in British Columbia. Sean: 00:51:22 Wow, nice. Sean: 00:51:23 Uh, total lake monster. Sean: 00:51:24 I imagine by. Josh: 00:51:26 don't Josh: 00:51:27 what that is. Sean: 00:51:27 No. Sean: 00:51:28 Uh, I don't know. Josh: 00:51:31 I'll look it Sean: 00:51:32 to be honest, I do not know the province is of Canada and I apologize. Sean: 00:51:36 I, but to be fair, I don't even know, uh, all the, I know the states, but if Sean: 00:51:42 I point at fucking, uh, I don't

fucking know, uh, I where's Carolina, where's Sean: 00:51:49 north and South You know what I'm saying? Sean: 00:51:52 It's a, Josh: 00:51:53 probably beside Sean: 00:51:53 know Montana, all those square shaped ones. Sean: 00:51:56 They're all the same to me. Sean: 00:51:57 I don't fucking know Josh: 00:51:58 So, so that's, uh, the, the turtle lakes in Saskatchewan, which is the Josh: 00:52:02 worst province, because it just looks like they drew it in its straight lines. Sean: 00:52:05 is straight lines. Sean: 00:52:06 That is fucking that's Montana of, uh, of Josh: 00:52:10 Of Canada. John: 00:52:12 quote Sean: 00:52:13 they got, they got the manna Pogo, which I guess is a cousin of the Ogopogo. Josh: 00:52:18 Oh, Sean: 00:52:19 Um, and then they add some other kinds of monsters that aren't Sean: 00:52:21 oh, wait, I forgot this one, the memory, another lake monster. Sean: 00:52:26 Uh, now we're getting outside of the lake, some land monsters for Canada. Sean: 00:52:30 We got the AdLit. Sean: 00:52:32 We got that. Sean: 00:52:32 Well, Heela and we got the Wendigo. Sean: 00:52:35 heard of Josh: 00:52:36 to go. Josh: 00:52:36 I've John: 00:52:36 you Josh: 00:52:37 Yeah. Sean: 00:52:38 Alright. Sean: 00:52:38 And then quick, very quick through the world. Sean: 00:52:43 Cryptids all right. Sean: 00:52:44 We have, oh, does it say where it's from or these places? Sean: 00:52:51 I guess, uh, we have alien gray from Zetta red to Cooley. Sean: 00:52:57 We have the bat Squatch from Washington. Sean: 00:52:59 We have Tupa from central south and north America. Sean: 00:53:03 We got the death rooms in Mongolia, that Enfield monster. Sean: 00:53:07 Ooh, shout out to, uh weird distractions podcasts. Sean: 00:53:11 And they talked about the Enfield monster recent. Josh: 00:53:13 Yup. Sean: 00:53:14 Uh, that's an Illinois. Sean: 00:53:15 Uh, they got the flatwood monsters in West Virginia. Sean: 00:53:18 A lot of these are American. Sean: 00:53:20 I thought this was a world one, uh, glob stir worldwide, a hell hound worldwide. Sean: 00:53:29 Uh, Josh: 00:53:29 of how hands though? Josh: 00:53:30 Isn't that Greek pathology though? Sean: 00:53:32 sounds like Sean: 00:53:33 would be Sean: 00:53:34 Yeah, like Sean: 00:53:35 servers, Josh: 00:53:37 I Sean: 00:53:37 uh, in South Africa, they have something called that in con Yamba Sean: 00:53:43 or in Kenya combo, uh, Jersey devil from New Jersey, of course, Messi Sean: 00:53:49 from Scott or Nessie from Scotland. Josh: 00:53:51 Oh, it's like Lionel Messi. Sean: 00:53:53 I know messy, uh, math man. Sean: 00:53:56 We can't speak enough about math man. Sean: 00:53:58 Frogman. Sean: 00:53:59 You'll have to see that. John: 00:54:00 riveting. Sean: 00:54:01 Uh, the cracking from Greenland John: 00:54:04 good games Josh: 00:54:05 that the Seattle

cracking. Sean: 00:54:07 oh, that that logo is fucking bad ass. Sean: 00:54:10 I love the Josh: 00:54:11 their colors are nice, too. Sean: 00:54:12 The colors are nice too. Sean: 00:54:14 Uh, you got the APOE go. Sean: 00:54:16 We've talked about that. Sean: 00:54:17 The Pope lick monster made it on the world list. Sean: 00:54:20 in Khan, Kentucky Queensland tiger from Australia. Sean: 00:54:25 Uh, you have reptilians alpha John: 00:54:31 I'm Sean: 00:54:31 no location. Sean: 00:54:32 Yeah, the fucking I'm aware. Sean: 00:54:33 Jesus Christ. Sean: 00:54:36 Sasquatch north America, the wind Dego north America, the CC Z U uh, China, Sean: 00:54:44 the Thunderbird America, the UMD Josh: 00:54:49 sound John: 00:54:50 Yeah. Sean: 00:54:50 Thunderbird John: 00:54:51 Pontiac Thunderbird. Josh: 00:54:53 freedom. Sean: 00:54:54 you got Sean: 00:54:56 from the Himalayas. Sean: 00:54:57 You got the. Sean: 00:54:59 Super Uh, the Atlantic ocean, you got something called as this text. Sean: 00:55:05 This font was a bad font. Sean: 00:55:07 Uh, not going to lie. Sean: 00:55:09 It's very hard to read this. Sean: 00:55:10 So apologies if I've mispronounced any of these. Sean: 00:55:13 Uh, I take no blame. Sean: 00:55:14 I blame this person. Sean: 00:55:16 Um, this is, uh, the Zara tan, uh, and then the from South Africa John: 00:55:23 Yeah Sean: 00:55:24 and then the, from some the Soviet union, which is not a thing anymore. Sean: 00:55:30 The Josh: 00:55:31 Yeah, they're building a Sean: 00:55:32 now they're building it back. Sean: 00:55:33 They're trying John: 00:55:34 Steve Rogers sent Steve Rogers back, please. Josh: 00:55:38 We need them. Sean: 00:55:40 Volvo Ron nets giant. Sean: 00:55:43 Okay. Sean: 00:55:44 And that was from a Reddit user. Sean: 00:55:47 I don't know if they made this artwork, but they're the ones who posted it. Sean: 00:55:50 So the other ones getting. Sean: 00:55:52 Uh, altruism seven, shout out to you who, if you design this while the font Sean: 00:55:57 is pretty, it is very hard to read. John: 00:56:00 Very altruistic of you to do that. Sean: 00:56:03 Boom. Josh: 00:56:04 Nice John: 00:56:05 just making a pun. John: 00:56:06 I'm just telling them that you look did work. Sean: 00:56:10 Okay. Sean: 00:56:10 So that's everything from Reddit. Sean: 00:56:13 Uh, I'm going to try and do this. Sean: 00:56:15 It's called the Wiki speed run. Sean: 00:56:17 I told the guys about it earlier and shout out to, uh, Ryan from my Sean: 00:56:22 other podcast shots and thoughts. Sean: 00:56:24 He sent it to me and said, y'all should do this. Sean: 00:56:26 So Ryan, if you're listening, which I doubt because you don't Sean: 00:56:30 listen to her own show, if Sean: 00:56:31 are Sean: 00:56:32 we're doing it, my guy who just fucking do. Sean: 00:56:35 Uh, so what I'm going to do is, uh, you guys will pick your favorite crypted Sean: 00:56:41 over the ones we've listed, and then I'm going to get a random brand generator. Sean: 00:56:46 So a brand name, anything. Sean: 00:56:48 And then, uh, you guys will try and go from the Wikipedia of the cryptid to Sean: 00:56:54 the Wikipedia page of the brand name. John: 00:56:57 Oh my God. Josh: 00:56:59 you to go one at a time so we read out what Sean: 00:57:01 one at a time. Sean: 00:57:02 So you can read out your technique and what you're trying Sean: 00:57:04 do here, uh, for the YouTubers. Sean: 00:57:07 Uh, we can, we can fucking share screen on this. Sean: 00:57:10 Whoever's going first, but John or Josh, uh, who wants to go first? John: 00:57:16 I don't even know what the fuck is happening, but let's do it. Sean: 00:57:20 Oh yeah. Sean: 00:57:20 So Josh kinda knows. John: 00:57:23 So Josh, we'll go first. Sean: 00:57:24 So you can go ahead and go. Josh: 00:57:26 Okay. Josh: 00:57:27 Uh, I will share my screen and I chose the Ogopogo, you know, got to go Sean: 00:57:34 Gotta represent. Josh: 00:57:36 Canada. Josh: 00:57:37 Drake would be proud. Sean: 00:57:39 So, uh, I pulled up the random brand generator here and we're going Sean: 00:57:44 to go from the APOE go to generate. Josh: 00:57:51 Have we explained the rules? Josh: 00:57:53 Do you to, Sean: 00:57:54 yeah. Josh: 00:57:55 no, you go ahead. Josh: 00:57:56 You're the Sean: 00:57:56 I'll explain. Sean: 00:57:58 So what we're doing here is, uh, on Wikipedia, we maniacs. Sean: 00:58:01 If you've never learned it, there's a, when you're on a Wikipedia page, there Sean: 00:58:06 will be, um, I guess hot, there will be hot links to other Wikipedia pages. Sean: 00:58:13 So we're trying to go from one Wikipedia page and click on words on each page. Sean: 00:58:19 That will take us to the word we want to get to. Sean: 00:58:22 Does that make sense? Sean: 00:58:23 Is that a, is that a suffice description of what's happening, Josh? Josh: 00:58:28 Yeah, I think so. Sean: 00:58:29 Okay Sean: 00:58:32 All right. Sean: 00:58:32 So, uh, for people viewing on YouTube, I don't know when we're putting these on Sean: 00:58:37 YouTube, but we have the capabilities now. Sean: 00:58:39 Uh, if you're gonna, uh, Josh's sharing a screen, but for the podcast Sean: 00:58:44 listeners, which is most of our Wikimedia ex Josh will explain what Sean: 00:58:48 he's trying to do as he does it. Sean: 00:58:51 So he's gonna go from the Wikipedia page of a Pogo and try to see how Sean: 00:58:56 long it'll take him to get to the Wikipedia page Wikipedia page for a hug Sean: 00:59:05 as an Sean: 00:59:05 ugly boots. Sean: 00:59:07 That's what was auto-generated Josh: 00:59:09 okay. Josh: 00:59:10 That is difficult, I think. Sean: 00:59:13 I Josh: 00:59:14 All right. Josh: 00:59:15

All right. Sean: 00:59:16 take it away, Josh. Sean: 00:59:17 The time now. Josh: 00:59:20 on Ogopogo. Josh: 00:59:21 Let's look, uh, John: 00:59:24 I Josh: 00:59:24 man. Josh: 00:59:25 Um, let's go. Josh: 00:59:29 Jesus. Josh: 00:59:30 Uh, we got, we got Canada here one day. Josh: 00:59:37 Uh, yeah, let's go. Josh: 00:59:38 Let's go Canada. Josh: 00:59:39 Let's see if we can't narrow it down. Josh: 00:59:42 There's going to lot here. Josh: 00:59:43 Uh, north America, United States. Sean: 00:59:47 Yeah, maybe we go United States. Josh: 00:59:50 Uh, God damn Sean: 00:59:53 This is a on Tik TOK while Josh is looking on Tik TOK. Sean: 00:59:57 This man does, uh, I think I forget what words he did. Sean: 01:00:01 Uh, but he did this game and it took him 30 seconds to Sean: 01:00:05 fucking speed run through this. Sean: 01:00:07 Uh, I imagine it's gonna take us much, much John: 01:00:10 30 minutes Josh: 01:00:11 so much Josh: 01:00:12 longer. Sean: 01:00:13 this is, this is this man's Tik TOK content. Sean: 01:00:15 So he's lots of practice. Sean: 01:00:17 This is our first time going into. Josh: 01:00:20 Do you think first nations would lead me to Uggs? Josh: 01:00:23 Like of like moccasins. Sean: 01:00:25 So hint and boots are an American brand and they are kind of like moccasins. Sean: 01:00:30 You could go boots. Sean: 01:00:31 You can Josh: 01:00:31 Yeah, I'm going to go boots. Josh: 01:00:32 I'm gonna go first nations. Josh: 01:00:34 Uh, see if we can can't find moccasins. Josh: 01:00:36 Can I control F Sean: 01:00:37 Yeah, you can control. Sean: 01:00:38 If there's the only rule is you have to click from page to page. Josh: 01:00:41 moccasins? Josh: 01:00:43 Okay. Josh: 01:00:43 We're on a roll Sean: 01:00:44 We're Here we go. Sean: 01:00:45 Moccasins. Sean: 01:00:46 There we Josh: 01:00:46 deer skin. Josh: 01:00:47 Uh, can we see sheer leather? Josh: 01:00:53 Okay. Josh: 01:00:54 That's not what we want. Josh: 01:00:55 Oh, buck at box work boot, maybe work boot Sean: 01:00:59 I work boot would be good. Josh: 01:01:01 combat boot, footwear Sean: 01:01:03 Maybe you can go from like leisure. Sean: 01:01:05 Oh, fashion. Sean: 01:01:05 There you Josh: 01:01:06 Oh, but I think footwear is probably the Sean: 01:01:08 Well, where's good. Sean: 01:01:11 All right. Sean: 01:01:12 So we're on the Wikipedia page for footwear. Sean: 01:01:15 That is an erotic photo of, uh, some socks, strange Josh: 01:01:19 feet Josh: 01:01:19 here? Sean: 01:01:20 So I don't know why there's a foot pick on that Wikipedia page. John: 01:01:23 Maybe you'd go to boots. Josh: 01:01:26 W, uh, Sean: 01:01:28 was at the Wikipedia page for boots. John: 01:01:31 No, there's there's like Sean: 01:01:32 Oh no, you're at John: 01:01:32 of boots Sean: 01:01:33 Oh yeah. Sean: 01:01:34 Go. Sean: 01:01:36 Oh, there we go. Sean: 01:01:36 Boots Sean: 01:01:37 as their Josh: 01:01:38 boots? Josh: 01:01:39 There's just boots. Sean: 01:01:40 Nice. Josh: 01:01:42 No, I feel I was just here. Sean: 01:01:43 Yeah. Sean: 01:01:43 I feel like you were at the boot page fashion fetish use. Sean: 01:01:48 Oh my God. Josh: 01:01:50 Is there a fetishy Sean: 01:01:52 Am I reading that correctly? Sean: 01:01:53 It looks like it says Spanish cheese Josh: 01:01:55 writing Josh: 01:01:56 raps. Josh: 01:01:57 Wanders Gore-Tex uh, Sean: 01:02:00 fashion and fed you. Sean: 01:02:02 Am I making things up? Josh: 01:02:04 boot fetishism. Josh: 01:02:05 Yep. Sean: 01:02:05 Yeah, there it Josh: 01:02:06 uh, didn't know we were going smut here, Sean. Sean: 01:02:09 I It finds its way to me, unfortunately. Josh: 01:02:13 what are, what are gumboots? Josh: 01:02:15 Oh, that. Sean: 01:02:17 what? Sean: 01:02:17 I mean, it helps the, it doesn't help that we are not fashionable enough hurt. Sean: 01:02:21 No Uggs are not fashionable enough for us to know John: 01:02:24 what they're called Sean: 01:02:26 Yeah. Sean: 01:02:27 Alex are definitely boots. Sean: 01:02:28 They're ugly. Sean: 01:02:29 Um, John: 01:02:30 only Tom Brady. John: 01:02:32 The only male that could pull that off. Sean: 01:02:33 no, not even Tom Brady John: 01:02:35 Hey man, Tom Brady could pull Josh: 01:02:36 Um, maybe we can get the fashion. Josh: 01:02:38 I don't know. Josh: 01:02:38 I, not, I'm at a loss. Josh: 01:02:40 I'm at a loss with the boots Sean: 01:02:42 we might, we might be taking an L on this one off the bat. Josh: 01:02:45 I might have to. Josh: 01:02:46 Yeah. Sean: 01:02:49 All right. Sean: 01:02:50 We're in fashion. Josh: 01:02:52 just, I'm just not seeing a way how to get to John: 01:02:55 that's hard. Sean: 01:02:56 how to get to brand, you know what we got from Ogopogo to boots. Sean: 01:03:01 So I feel like that's that's pretty fucking that's in, but we're in, Sean: 01:03:05 we're in the, we're in the ballpark. Sean: 01:03:06 I I'm taking that as. John: 01:03:08 you're going to you're doing way better than I possibly could, Sean: 01:03:13 say, boots is good. Sean: 01:03:14 Boots is good. Sean: 01:03:14 You got the boots fashion footwear. Sean: 01:03:17 We got the weird erotic sock photo. Sean: 01:03:19 I think we did it. Josh: 01:03:21 I don't, I don't feel like I won, but we'll, we'll go. Josh: 01:03:25 Uh, Josh: 01:03:26 all Sean: 01:03:26 just, I'm just saying you're going to win because I feel like that's closer Sean: 01:03:29 than what we're going to get with John. John: 01:03:31 Oh my Josh: 01:03:32 Well, it depends if he gets like Coca-Cola I feel John: 01:03:35 I mean, I'm not, I don't even know what the hell I'm doing, John: 01:03:37 so, uh, we'll figure it

out. John: 01:03:39 So I'm sharing my screen. Sean: 01:03:41 Yeah, Which a cryptid are you going to go with my guy John: 01:03:45 Uh, let's do oh shit. John: 01:03:48 Let's do, um, can you see it? Sean: 01:03:52 you're doing everyone's favorite math man, or do Sean: 01:03:53 you have your own personal. John: 01:03:55 Yeah. John: 01:03:55 Let's, let's go moth man. Josh: 01:03:57 Nice. Sean: 01:03:58 All right. Sean: 01:03:58 We're going to the Wikipedia page of math, man. Sean: 01:04:02 All right. Sean: 01:04:02 Your word generate Ben and Jerry's John: 01:04:08 Jerry's. John: 01:04:09 my God. John: 01:04:10 So let's go to, Sean: 01:04:12 are both American. Sean: 01:04:13 I feel like that'll be at least a little easier to get to. John: 01:04:16 let me go to United States if they have it. Josh: 01:04:23 I would imagine it'd be here. Sean: 01:04:24 You gotta John: 01:04:25 It's not clickable thing though. John: 01:04:27 Uh, Josh: 01:04:28 That one might Sean: 01:04:29 hit, West Virginia, and then you can get to America John: 01:04:31 sure. John: 01:04:32 Let's hit West Virginia, but really trying to go to you. John: 01:04:34 Can't really pick it. Josh: 01:04:37 junior. Sean: 01:04:38 Here we go. John: 01:04:40 Uh, yeah. John: 01:04:41 I, no idea what I'm doing. John: 01:04:43 So Sean: 01:04:44 it Sean: 01:04:45 just clicking from leak Sean: 01:04:48 There's got to be it's Josh: 01:04:50 Yeah Josh: 01:04:50 is there not a clickable link for John: 01:04:54 Uh, Josh: 01:04:55 United States? John: 01:04:56 There's none for ice cream. John: 01:04:58 I was trying to look it Sean: 01:04:59 My man is just trying to cheat grind right John: 01:05:03 yeah. John: 01:05:04 So Josh: 01:05:07 Can you really not find United John: 01:05:08 doesn't like it doesn't let you Sean: 01:05:11 Click on it. John: 01:05:12 No, Josh: 01:05:12 like, could you, is there there's mountain states? John: 01:05:17 Uh, let's go with, um, oh, there you go. John: 01:05:21 Let's go with United Josh: 01:05:22 you go. Sean: 01:05:23 Yeah. Sean: 01:05:23 Where were you John: 01:05:25 couldn't John: 01:05:25 find it. John: 01:05:26 So Josh: 01:05:28 Uh Sean: 01:05:28 has been in and that's uh, John: 01:05:32 I have no idea. Sean: 01:05:33 that's it. Sean: 01:05:34 That's the where? Sean: 01:05:35 Uh, John: 01:05:35 So for food, ice cream. Sean: 01:05:37 Oh, here go. Sean: 01:05:38 Food. Sean: 01:05:38 There we Josh: 01:05:39 Oh, there you go. Josh: 01:05:39 You're Sean: 01:05:40 we go. Sean: 01:05:40 fucking in there John: 01:05:41 Where's Josh: 01:05:42 Control control. Josh: 01:05:43 been John: 01:05:44 Ben. John: 01:05:45 There's no bed in Jerry. John: 01:05:47 There Sean: 01:05:49 Oh Josh: 01:05:50 There it John: 01:05:50 go. Sean: 01:05:51 Ben Jerry's baby. Sean: 01:05:53 We did it. John: 01:05:55 yeah. Sean: 01:05:56 That's a Deb. Sean: 01:05:57 That's Sean: 01:05:57 fucking Deb John: 01:05:58 let's get it Sean: 01:06:00 to Sean: 01:06:00 see Josh: 01:06:01 quick to Sean: 01:06:02 was quick. Sean: 01:06:02 That John: 01:06:02 That it wasn't 30 seconds, but if I found a U S much faster, I John: 01:06:06 probably would've gotten it faster. Sean: 01:06:08 Oh man. Sean: 01:06:09 All right. Sean: 01:06:10 Well that's, uh, that replaced the smart for me until further smell will Sean: 01:06:15 be very, unless, unless you guys tell me otherwise, I know, I know, uh, one Sean: 01:06:20 of our patrons Gabby was into the smart, so I don't want to completely shut out Sean: 01:06:25 smart, you know, cause patron, you know, that's, uh, you really proven how big of Sean: 01:06:30 a wicked maniac you are by being a patron. Sean: 01:06:33 So, uh, yeah, I mean, I'm going to do smart, just, uh, not every episode. Sean: 01:06:37 It was really taken a lot out of my soul. Sean: 01:06:39 So John: 01:06:40 Was it cause he was taking a lot from us too. Josh: 01:06:43 I was going to say. Sean: 01:06:46 As much as I enjoyed the embarrassment of you guys, Sean: 01:06:48 whenever I was a part of it, I was like, yeah, this is bad. Sean: 01:06:51 I don't like saying, I don't really like saying all these words. Josh: 01:06:56 That's Josh: 01:06:56 fair Sean: 01:06:57 Oh God. Sean: 01:06:58 I'm but yeah, that's it for this week's episode, a little inside joke is that Sean: 01:07:03 before every episode I say, I think this is going to be a short one and Sean: 01:07:07 here we are hour over an hour into this. Sean: 01:07:10 Uh, yeah. Sean: 01:07:11 So, uh, that's it for this week. Sean: 01:07:14 We'll see you guys next week and, uh, yeah, shout out to, uh, all of our Sean: 01:07:20 family on the cultivated podcast network. Sean: 01:07:22 Make sure to listen to their shows. Sean: 01:07:24 Uh, if you need any information on that, you can follow us at Sean: 01:07:28 cultivate, uh, network on Instagram, tick-tock Twitter and, uh, yeah, Sean: 01:07:35 that's cultivates C U L T I V. Sean: 01:07:37 The letter eight, you know, the vibes peace out later. Josh: 01:07:42 C Sean: 01:07:43 Oh, I forgot about this.