บทถอดความฉบับเต็มของ Tune Titans - Find Out What's Inside

there's like four or. 72 00:04:39.240 --> 00:04:40.199 Five that do. 73 00:04:40.199 --> 00:04:44.800 Do they do like testimonials ever, Like they're just like 74 00:04:44.800 --> 00:04:47.120 like no, such an asshole. 75 00:04:47.240 --> 00:04:49.480 No, all of the couples are always together. 76 00:04:49.639 --> 00:04:52.120 Sometimes you see them in the waiting room and then 77 00:04:52.279 --> 00:04:56.279 but sometimes you'll see the therapist talking to her uh 78 00:04:56.519 --> 00:05:07.759 therapist about there's it gets. 79 00:05:07.560 --> 00:05:16.040 To God, there was all the way down God at the. 80 00:05:13.759 --> 00:05:18.079 Top, all the way down terrible to man. 81 00:05:19.040 --> 00:05:21.920 So wait, can you is there an example of like 82 00:05:22.120 --> 00:05:24.800 what's the juicy like drama and the couples? Is there 83 00:05:24.839 --> 00:05:27.319 like one that comes to mind? Or is it all 84 00:05:27.519 --> 00:05:39.720 just like I don't know what couples arguing. I go 85 00:05:39.800 --> 00:05:41.519 home and I declare I'm doing. 86 00:05:43.759 --> 00:05:44.560 I did see a new one. 87 00:05:44.600 --> 00:05:47.040 Okay, so this guy, like this wife is like, yeah, 88 00:05:47.160 --> 00:05:49.639 like I've been really putting in work in our relationship, 89 00:05:49.800 --> 00:05:51.560 Like I see him getting overwhelmed. 90 00:05:51.560 --> 00:05:53.360 I'm like, honey, you take some time off, go do 91 00:05:53.399 --> 00:05:54.920 something for yourself. I'll take care of the kids. 92 00:05:55.120 --> 00:05:56.160 I'm working all this stuff. 93 00:05:56.319 --> 00:05:59.560 And then cheats on me. But it's not a normal cheating. 94 00:06:03.879 --> 00:06:04.360 Situation. 95 00:06:06.399 --> 00:06:08.519 He first hires a platonic cuddler. 96 00:06:09.839 --> 00:06:15.079 Yeah I know about that, but so he starts out 97 00:06:15.160 --> 00:06:16.560 hiring platonic cuddler. 98 00:06:16.600 --> 00:06:21.959 How do I get that job? There's probably an. 99 00:06:21.800 --> 00:06:25.519 App so like, and then he's like and then it 100 00:06:25.639 --> 00:06:28.199 started like it became more emotional. 101 00:06:28.240 --> 00:06:30.199 And then we started seeing each other outside of the 102 00:06:30.199 --> 00:06:39.600 cuddling sessions, and I even know about the cuddling all day. 103 00:06:41.160 --> 00:06:44.240 He didn't tell her any of this, and then she 104 00:06:44.399 --> 00:06:46.199 found like she saw like a text that was like 105 00:06:46.199 --> 00:06:48.360 I miss you, and she was like, are you cheating 106 00:06:48.360 --> 00:06:48.600 on me? 107 00:06:48.639 --> 00:06:55.319 And he's like, no, cheating, all right. 108 00:06:55.480 --> 00:06:55.560 I. 109 00:06:59.319 --> 00:07:12.879 Have to make a musical about day after day, another 110 00:07:13.279 --> 00:07:18.439 day of therapys. Fucked up. Couples need to. 111 00:07:18.399 --> 00:07:23.839 Talk to Macerais about it and then play doubles. 112 00:07:24.759

--> 00:07:29.519 We've got a complicated relationship with my therapist therapist. 113 00:07:30.600 --> 00:07:33.319 It goes all the way up the j to the 114 00:07:33.439 --> 00:07:36.199 lord and we kill. 115 00:07:37.839 --> 00:07:42.879 They have to tell all the rapising from doc therapist, 116 00:07:44.160 --> 00:07:49.319 not the rapers. I got the their rappises complaining aboutness, 117 00:07:49.360 --> 00:07:50.720 says Ster. 118 00:07:50.800 --> 00:07:51.959 Not a skin disease. 119 00:07:52.480 --> 00:07:57.279 His sister person who came from his mom, had dance 120 00:07:57.680 --> 00:08:00.000 beside him. 121 00:08:00.199 --> 00:08:03.079 I thought you blame me that The definition of her. 122 00:08:03.040 --> 00:08:09.879 Sister had is love, even reals love real. 123 00:08:11.319 --> 00:08:16.560 I can't feel it's the razy, even real. 124 00:08:17.920 --> 00:08:21.720 Do you have to day farah prising on all of 125 00:08:21.759 --> 00:08:25.680 the people on the earth they have to do? Like 126 00:08:25.920 --> 00:08:29.639 hear they are joys and I hear of their concerns. 127 00:08:30.920 --> 00:08:34.360 They pray to me, they love me. 128 00:08:34.080 --> 00:08:38.879 And I look at them pancy every day. 129 00:08:39.200 --> 00:08:45.879 Need to pray more. Damn the dad, damn to day. 130 00:08:45.840 --> 00:08:50.320 See problems with every kind of sort. 131 00:08:50.799 --> 00:08:54.759 They're taking them pass on the jail because I'm a thla. 132 00:08:54.840 --> 00:09:08.320 The relationship called do you have to day love me? Love? 133 00:09:11.559 --> 00:09:11.879 Tell me? 134 00:09:11.960 --> 00:09:18.639 What's he after me? 135 00:09:34.039 --> 00:09:35.879 Can we thank you? 136 00:09:35.919 --> 00:09:36.639 Bring your own chair? 137 00:09:39.000 --> 00:09:43.639 Budget cuts as a as a platonic cup. 138 00:09:44.960 --> 00:09:55.960 I've got another report. Wait, use the back door, and Sharon, 139 00:09:56.039 --> 00:10:01.440 you're the problem. Glide Okay, everyone knows everyone in therapy 140 00:10:01.519 --> 00:10:02.720 saying you're the problem one. 141 00:10:03.080 --> 00:10:06.159 I'm sorry. I was actually here to see him. 142 00:10:06.600 --> 00:10:07.759 It's your couple's therapy. 143 00:10:07.840 --> 00:10:10.679 I know, are just we have you guys come in 144 00:10:10.759 --> 00:10:19.360 different rooms, different entrances. Yeah, well you probably both your 145 00:10:19.440 --> 00:10:20.799 chairs your times started. 146 00:10:20.879 --> 00:10:29.159 Go ahead, we're gonna work through. 147 00:10:29.000 --> 00:10:32.120 It, okay, because have to share our feelings because I 148 00:10:32.320 --> 00:10:38.480 and you statements, traumas and I we just platonically are 149 00:10:38.480 --> 00:10:42.120 holding games right now? How does that make you feel? 150 00:10:44.960 --> 00:10:49.960 Would you tell that it's just. 151 00:10:53.879 --> 00:10:59.399 Gotta tell you it's just platon. 152 00:11:02.240 --> 00:11:16.000 Don't mind what I'm doing. Rubbing it is tonic. I promise, it's. 153 00:11:16.080 --> 00:11:18.200 Just pay. 154 00:11:19.559 --> 00:11:27.240 The tonic you're rubbing. It is having door infuse. I 155 00:11:27.440 --> 00:11:32.799 made it myself for him. It's got me feeling confused. 156 00:11:34.679 --> 00:11:38.200 I thought I was the only one who. 157 00:11:37.919 --> 00:11:41.360 Could rub tonic in the way he likes. 158 00:11:41.519 --> 00:11:49.720 But now I'm feeling like baby's doctor Mike. 159 00:11:55.279 --> 00:11:57.360 Why don't you tell him? 160 00:11:57.519 --> 00:11:59.440 I don't know if I can. I need to speaking 161 00:11:59.440 --> 00:12:00.519 through you your mind. 162 00:12:01.279 --> 00:12:02.720 Let's use the puppet, jes. 163 00:12:13.039 --> 00:12:13.080 She. 164 00:12:16.559 --> 00:12:31.919 I need to tell you how you love. I need 165 00:12:32.240 --> 00:12:33.120 to tell you. 166 00:12:35.080 --> 00:12:38.360 I need more cases. 167 00:12:44.279 --> 00:12:47.120 Talk to the puppet. 168 00:12:50.360 --> 00:12:55.000 Thank you for more for being long the more with me. 169 00:12:57.440 --> 00:13:02.399 If you don't like the way hold the dishwasher, then. 170 00:13:02.559 --> 00:13:06.679 Please feel free to love it yourself. 171 00:13:07.399 --> 00:13:11.519 You've got to working car, so. 172 00:13:12.879 --> 00:13:16.639 I think boding the dishwasher won't cause. 173 00:13:16.480 --> 00:13:18.320 You any hard. 174 00:13:24.279 --> 00:13:35.960 How does that make you feel? It makes me feel platonic. 175 00:13:39.559 --> 00:13:40.159 With the. 176 00:13:44.679 --> 00:13:52.000 With I'm holding his hand. 177 00:13:53.360 --> 00:14:02.960 Platonically, but I'm holding your hand with popes romantically. 178 00:14:04.360 --> 00:14:05.000 And Jama. 179 00:14:05.240 --> 00:14:07.840 I'm sorry I haven't first. 180 00:14:07.600 --> 00:14:11.399 Milled all your wishes. 181 00:14:10.799 --> 00:14:10.879 But. 182 00:14:12.360 --> 00:14:14.559 If you might, I give. 183 00:14:14.480 --> 00:14:19.360 You exactly thirteen kisses. 184 00:14:20.960 --> 00:14:27.440 And I'll put thirteen nishes in the washer. But that's all. 185 00:14:27.480 --> 00:14:45.919 No more just thirteen, justteen is it'd. 186 00:14:40.039 --> 00:14:41.639 Be weird in front of doctor make. 187 00:14:41.519 --> 00:14:45.519 Especially since his hands so smooth, the lavender us talk. 188 00:14:50.000 --> 00:14:51.559 This concept that's. 189 00:14:58.200 --> 00:15:00.480 Your, your majesticness. 190 00:15:01.919 --> 00:15:13.600 I love the son that Yes, Godfather, I was just 191 00:15:13.639 --> 00:15:13.840 you know. 192 00:15:14.639 --> 00:15:17.519 I mean, I've been coming to you as the therapist 193 00:15:17.559 --> 00:15:19.639 for so many therapists behind me. 194 00:15:21.200 --> 00:15:23.639 I'm really take scar of you. 195 00:15:28.120 --> 00:15:31.159 I am so low man myself. 196 00:15:32.879 --> 00:15:41.279 I take care of all of my own and. 197 00:15:46.919 -->

00:15:51.840 This is Hellga. We live together. I love, but it's 198 00:15:51.919 --> 00:16:02.759 been completely friendly more to see. Okay, this could relate 199 00:16:03.080 --> 00:16:18.679 end anytime, right, Thanks for it sing me god about 200 00:16:18.960 --> 00:16:26.759 how you get it's not very tip call. 201 00:16:26.799 --> 00:16:31.159 That in this relationship the therapist is horrible. 202 00:16:31.679 --> 00:16:34.960 Actually, I have a second roommate. 203 00:16:36.559 --> 00:16:44.519 His name is Boos, and this really gets physical every 204 00:16:44.759 --> 00:16:46.440 night week click. 205 00:16:49.759 --> 00:16:51.399 He means money. 206 00:16:54.360 --> 00:17:06.640 I have about sometimes get us trees and watches. 207 00:17:09.079 --> 00:17:18.799 I'm sorry, don't forget the relationship. 208 00:17:18.880 --> 00:17:21.680 They were missed an old relationship, ship transaction. 209 00:17:22.200 --> 00:17:28.200 That's right, Okay, kisses for thirty. 210 00:17:28.160 --> 00:17:29.640 Exactly like, that's right. 211 00:17:31.400 --> 00:17:37.440 It's just one more question that I'm thinking while we're 212 00:17:37.839 --> 00:17:40.839 doing all this shrinking. 213 00:17:41.079 --> 00:17:49.720 If someone is helping you af after all, should I 214 00:17:50.000 --> 00:17:53.000 go to them with my problems instead? 215 00:17:53.799 --> 00:17:58.039 Where just this line? And when is it ten? It 216 00:17:58.319 --> 00:18:01.920 just keeps going from got to hell? Got you? 217 00:18:06.640 --> 00:18:10.200 Everyone needs theirs much. 218 00:18:14.759 --> 00:18:19.359 There is no top of the chain, you bet, because. 219 00:18:19.119 --> 00:18:28.039 Everyone needs there ned the license is this cinnaicle of wisdom? 220 00:18:28.359 --> 00:18:33.559 That's what you were Yes, but I need to get 221 00:18:33.680 --> 00:18:40.680 my knocksace, So. 222 00:18:40.720 --> 00:18:45.079 Are you giving it? Darley? There really is no chain, 223 00:18:45.359 --> 00:18:46.920 that is no. 224 00:18:47.160 --> 00:18:51.240 We all need something from somebody. 225 00:18:52.680 --> 00:18:54.319 I thought about that. 226 00:18:56.319 --> 00:18:59.559 Everyone needs their needs met. 227 00:19:00.400 --> 00:19:03.680 It's been a long time since I've been wet. 228 00:19:03.920 --> 00:19:12.000 Ben. When is sy gonna get? 229 00:19:21.759 --> 00:19:23.960 Have you heard of the platonic. 230 00:19:26.079 --> 00:19:30.039 I've been voting for the session. God, thanks, let's go. 231 00:19:41.440 --> 00:19:42.319 My first customer. 232 00:19:44.119 --> 00:19:56.200 Hello, we're gods. Okay, is this is this a thing? 233 00:19:56.559 --> 00:19:59.240 Is this like? Is this? Is this a sex thing? 234 00:20:00.079 --> 00:20:04.319 Knowing the editors the time, That's what I'm saying. 235 00:20:04.359 --> 00:20:05.519 Maybe drop my phone. 236 00:20:05.599 --> 00:20:06.240 I'm sorry. 237 00:20:06.279 --> 00:20:11.519 Sorry, Hey, you see him, You see. 238 00:20:11.359 --> 00:20:15.119 Him stressed out. Look, I'm trying to not take work 239 00:20:15.279 --> 00:20:17.240 home with me. But I am a therapy puppet. 240 00:20:18.039 --> 00:20:18.960 I'm a therapist. 241 00:20:19.640 --> 00:20:21.400 Well I'm doing I'm doing this on the side. 242 00:20:21.599 --> 00:20:22.519 Me too, Me too? 243 00:20:22.640 --> 00:20:28.880 This isn't I just like cos it's not weird about it? Yeah? 244 00:20:29.559 --> 00:20:33.039 Cool, Yeah, I'm just doing it to make some extra cash. 245 00:20:33.319 --> 00:20:34.559 Oh yeah, sure, may fine. 246 00:20:34.880 --> 00:20:39.839 Okay, you're like half now and half half after. 247 00:20:40.240 --> 00:20:43.000 It seems feels a little bit more than needs to be. 248 00:20:43.799 --> 00:20:50.960 Okay, Sometimes it's just you sure. 249 00:20:53.240 --> 00:20:54.240 Can tell me about it. 250 00:20:58.160 --> 00:20:58.839 Hey, me too. 251 00:20:59.440 --> 00:20:59.680 Yeah. 252 00:21:00.200 --> 00:21:02.119 I don't want to unmoan my problems on you. If 253 00:21:02.119 --> 00:21:04.440 that's what you want, it's not. 254 00:21:04.680 --> 00:21:07.200 But maybe we should get to know each other better 255 00:21:07.240 --> 00:21:08.599 before me platonic the cuddle. 256 00:21:10.240 --> 00:21:13.759 Oh we could just need casual surface level small talk. 257 00:21:13.920 --> 00:21:19.319 All right, Today I had a d cap cabag. 258 00:21:22.519 --> 00:21:26.440 But when I was leaving the coffee shop, I. 259 00:21:25.960 --> 00:21:30.519 Noticed it was starting to spaklarn. 260 00:21:31.319 --> 00:21:35.359 I watched a guy talking his cap out, so. 261 00:21:37.880 --> 00:21:38.440 It was on. 262 00:21:38.759 --> 00:21:43.640 Ah was absol. 263 00:21:44.720 --> 00:21:53.000 Small talk relief when I talk release, you don't have 264 00:21:53.279 --> 00:21:56.960 to cook in with spak talk. 265 00:21:57.279 --> 00:22:06.279 Really, have you seen mins? Ask about the way? Yeah? No, 266 00:22:08.240 --> 00:22:13.119 you mentioned that. It seems you can't seen a little 267 00:22:13.240 --> 00:22:22.400 bitter And what about you? Where are you from? Idle 268 00:22:22.799 --> 00:22:24.920 us coast school? 269 00:22:26.960 --> 00:22:27.000 No? 270 00:22:29.519 --> 00:22:29.799 Tag? 271 00:22:30.119 --> 00:22:48.359 Really, spot talk, it's fun listening smaltag really, stag satag really, 272 00:22:50.880 --> 00:22:53.039 this is what I've waited to see. 273 00:22:54.720 --> 00:22:56.680 Salt talk. 274 00:23:11.200 --> 00:23:12.240 All right, so. 275 00:23:13.880 --> 00:23:17.039 Sponge ah fuck. 276 00:23:26.079 --> 00:23:35.839 Hey, hey babe, I love I like I like how 277 00:23:35.880 --> 00:23:41.880 you call me Tomas. Yeah, sorry, could you show me how. 278 00:23:41.799 --> 00:23:44.400 To wash this? I thought you were just gonna put 279 00:23:44.400 --> 00:23:45.119 it in the dishwasher? 280 00:23:46.240 --> 00:23:47.720 Oh yeah, it's a lot easier. 281 00:23:48.119 --> 00:23:48.680 Where is that. 282 00:23:52.400

--> 00:23:54.559 I'm happy to do it. I just need to know 283 00:23:54.640 --> 00:23:55.079 where it is. 284 00:24:05.599 --> 00:24:07.680 We don't have to you can just show me, you know. 285 00:24:07.720 --> 00:24:08.680 We don't have to do all this. 286 00:24:09.240 --> 00:24:14.319 Oh perfectly. I've never changed to died bird. 287 00:24:16.480 --> 00:24:21.759 I never put a plead in the washert I've never 288 00:24:22.000 --> 00:24:25.680 been to the groceries, and I've. 289 00:24:25.599 --> 00:24:36.240 Ever taken out the trash. I only like golf, only 290 00:24:36.599 --> 00:24:45.279 like golf. I know it sounds bark full, but only 291 00:24:45.599 --> 00:24:46.319 like gold. 292 00:24:46.839 --> 00:24:59.000 We've got Truish marriage tradition on me ses, help. 293 00:24:58.880 --> 00:25:00.799 Me up subtish. 294 00:25:01.000 --> 00:25:06.000 She's called I'm gonna guy about cork trasonal marriage. 295 00:25:07.559 --> 00:25:13.039 Honeyman, dog your home speaking. I was fitting in my 296 00:25:13.279 --> 00:25:19.279 filth all day. It's like you're bend enough. I don't shop. 297 00:25:19.759 --> 00:25:22.559 Hendy told me to be playing my blocks. 298 00:25:22.759 --> 00:25:31.079 See baby, I'm sorry you're being kind of a jermin 299 00:25:32.359 --> 00:25:38.079 assume in all these household tonys, a libbits world. 300 00:25:42.599 --> 00:25:49.440 Inna totally capable, all of changing and all guy burs. 301 00:25:51.359 --> 00:25:54.440 It's just a little man of cope. It's up life. 302 00:25:54.559 --> 00:25:57.799 It's a pupkast for of fuckers. 303 00:26:00.599 --> 00:26:06.640 Marriage shoes, traditional marriage issues. 304 00:26:07.559 --> 00:26:12.880 About those tissues, I don't know where they are. We 305 00:26:13.039 --> 00:26:15.200 got traditional maid. 306 00:26:17.039 --> 00:26:17.480 Shoes. 307 00:26:21.759 --> 00:26:25.359 I want to do better, So therapist puppet said, I 308 00:26:25.480 --> 00:26:26.200 need to do better. 309 00:26:27.920 --> 00:26:29.640 Okay, that's a good that's a good step. 310 00:26:29.920 --> 00:26:39.160 Okay, yeah, but the problem is I've never moved. I've 311 00:26:39.279 --> 00:26:41.200 never done lory. 312 00:26:42.680 --> 00:26:45.440 We got no clothes to put on. 313 00:26:47.279 --> 00:26:56.000 I've never more then, I've never wapped the floor, I 314 00:26:56.200 --> 00:26:57.680 never locked the doors. 315 00:26:59.599 --> 00:27:01.359 That's as dangerous, but. 316 00:27:01.599 --> 00:27:09.079 I always figured that you had in cover. Maybe this 317 00:27:09.440 --> 00:27:11.319 is partially my fault. 318 00:27:11.559 --> 00:27:15.720 I have really page a step off to the task. 319 00:27:16.160 --> 00:27:25.000 I really hope some dake it together, maybe tell us 320 00:27:25.119 --> 00:27:28.440 something you could do to help out. 321 00:27:28.720 --> 00:27:32.559 And you know, I not want to scream or shout, 322 00:27:33.039 --> 00:27:35.599 but now I think it's. 323 00:27:35.559 --> 00:27:40.119

Time for you to fucking figure a few things out. 324 00:27:40.799 --> 00:27:47.119 So we don't have traditional marriageous shoes, tradition of. 325 00:27:48.640 --> 00:27:54.440 Shoes hand here's some bump for you to use and 326 00:27:54.799 --> 00:27:58.480 help her solve much traditional. 327 00:28:25.400 --> 00:28:29.480 Man, Here at your sock puppets hard you know so many, 328 00:28:30.480 --> 00:28:32.839 so many different hands, and no one cleans you. 329 00:28:33.920 --> 00:28:36.720 Try having strings attached to every joy to get body. 330 00:28:37.319 --> 00:28:38.960 You're a work of craftsmanship. 331 00:28:39.079 --> 00:28:42.839 I'm just a little fucking arts and crafts mistake. 332 00:28:43.240 --> 00:28:43.720 You got. 333 00:28:46.839 --> 00:28:51.799 God, you're one of those that need two hands. 334 00:28:53.279 --> 00:29:05.920 That's a too handy puppet in time go on a 335 00:29:06.039 --> 00:29:11.240 near drink kind of puppets. I don't have anyone handing me. 336 00:29:12.079 --> 00:29:19.119 Ooh, just a regular guys gets benicha laidy easily. 337 00:29:21.240 --> 00:29:22.799 Corporate poppy. 338 00:29:24.839 --> 00:29:29.880 Buster around but up to anything that you like to talk, 339 00:29:30.200 --> 00:29:35.000 you get the get out down a good. 340 00:29:35.000 --> 00:29:38.039 Drink, A puppet a. 341 00:29:39.759 --> 00:29:47.319 Puppy john't initially bump it yet, card and move it. 342 00:29:47.920 --> 00:29:54.519 Yes, I'm the kind of poppet from the seventeen hundred. 343 00:29:54.880 --> 00:29:59.880 Oh, I'm a petty lady bad man called popping. 344 00:30:00.960 --> 00:30:01.200 Oh. 345 00:30:02.519 --> 00:30:07.440 I got kidnapped by some pirates, but it all turned 346 00:30:07.599 --> 00:30:13.359 out okay, I became a pirate lord or something. 347 00:30:14.440 --> 00:30:15.759 That's the way. 348 00:30:18.200 --> 00:30:19.319 Kind about it. 349 00:30:20.359 --> 00:30:23.799 I'm a dead above it you. 350 00:30:26.960 --> 00:30:27.920 Yes you are. 351 00:30:38.440 --> 00:30:43.839 I'm a political puppy reinforcing it twice. 352 00:30:45.519 --> 00:30:48.759 I have no say over my own life. 353 00:30:49.519 --> 00:30:57.759 It did not die, but discovered to distribute wealth to me. 354 00:30:59.680 --> 00:31:02.000 Now my head extreme thick. 355 00:31:03.799 --> 00:31:10.920 Oh wait, looks like I don't have a moment in 356 00:31:11.279 --> 00:31:13.200 high on somebody's throat. 357 00:31:13.799 --> 00:31:15.359 I don't have him already. 358 00:31:15.519 --> 00:31:20.240 The cous my fears, I'm wear that crown up tears. 359 00:31:20.640 --> 00:31:30.920 I'm a marrying and dig your head Mary b Well, 360 00:31:31.839 --> 00:31:36.039 it really seems like girl I did bring. 361 00:31:43.640 --> 00:31:46.440 Dick ring. 362 00:32:04.400 --> 00:32:04.920 Oh boy. 363 00:32:05.079 --> 00:32:07.839 This has been an exciting first half of this musical. 364 00:32:09.559 --> 00:32:14.519 Will Tomas and and Shannon figure it out? Sharon,

I 365 00:32:14.960 --> 00:32:19.119 made it the name. Will Tomas and Sharon share Sharon? 366 00:32:19.799 --> 00:32:22.759 Will they work it out with their traditional marriage issues? 367 00:32:23.440 --> 00:32:25.880 Will the tonic cuddly catch on all the way up 368 00:32:25.960 --> 00:32:29.880 the cod uh will the sentient puppets play a role 369 00:32:29.960 --> 00:32:34.319 at all? Find out in the back half of find 370 00:32:34.359 --> 00:32:35.359 out what's inside? 371 00:33:04.319 --> 00:33:11.319 Yesterday I left? Then later I cried, look at my 372 00:33:11.559 --> 00:33:21.640 heart and see what sid mister day. Then I cried, 373 00:33:23.640 --> 00:33:25.160 Ticula to my. 374 00:33:26.519 --> 00:33:33.319 Side, he's grobbing and room. 375 00:33:35.599 --> 00:33:36.720 What all I read? 376 00:33:38.559 --> 00:34:03.000 It's funny skin, additional marriage issues. 377 00:34:03.400 --> 00:34:08.719 It's gonna spit a different kind of puppet with traditional 378 00:34:09.360 --> 00:34:15.159 y s, photonic conditional marriage. 379 00:34:14.800 --> 00:34:21.119 Issues, puppet marriage issues. 380 00:34:23.320 --> 00:34:31.000 Earlier today, I landed, later cried, take a buck in 381 00:34:31.440 --> 00:34:33.079 time my harness. 382 00:34:50.519 --> 00:34:58.360 Okay, sorry, I directed, Why why did I ask you 383 00:34:58.440 --> 00:34:59.599 this in here? 384 00:34:59.679 --> 00:34:59.920 Okay? 385 00:35:00.400 --> 00:35:00.960 Bring a share? 386 00:35:01.079 --> 00:35:02.800 Doctor Mike, who really cares? 387 00:35:04.599 --> 00:35:04.880 Share? 388 00:35:07.039 --> 00:35:08.559 Can you said on side? Please? 389 00:35:11.920 --> 00:35:14.199 I was wondering if maybe we could like be one 390 00:35:14.199 --> 00:35:15.760 of the couples that doesn't air. 391 00:35:22.960 --> 00:35:26.559 I mean, Saron, I'd love to honor that request. But 392 00:35:26.599 --> 00:35:28.920 you can sign a contract. You know, your drama is 393 00:35:29.000 --> 00:35:34.239 so interesting. You have marital issues about dishes. It's really 394 00:35:34.559 --> 00:35:36.119 relatable and it's like. 395 00:35:36.400 --> 00:35:40.079 Out of the fifties sometimes, I think, and I wonder 396 00:35:40.119 --> 00:35:41.239 if that's part of the problem. 397 00:35:41.440 --> 00:35:44.119 It is like all tamas ever watched growing up. 398 00:35:44.159 --> 00:35:47.559 It's like leave it to Beaver and shows like that, 399 00:35:48.079 --> 00:35:50.079 like and pretty about right, that's another one. 400 00:35:52.519 --> 00:35:54.360 That's all he ever watched, and that's all he knows. 401 00:35:54.519 --> 00:35:57.519 And now I'm starting to understand it a little bit 402 00:35:57.599 --> 00:36:00.440 better and thinking one you need. 403 00:36:01.360 --> 00:36:07.480 Maybe it's gonna destroy the progress, or you'll be the. 404 00:36:07.639 --> 00:36:11.199 New Brady Bunch for this younger generation. 405 00:36:13.559 --> 00:36:21.159 You'll teach them values about and they communication and you'll 406 00:36:21.239 --> 00:36:29.719 read spot the things break down. But when you look inside, 407 00:36:30.880 --> 00:36:34.320 there's nothing you can't do around. 408 00:36:36.400 --> 00:36:37.320 For the world. 409 00:36:39.440 --> 00:36:40.719 We'll need to see this ship. 410 00:36:41.760 --> 00:36:42.320 We need to. 411 00:36:44.280 --> 00:36:46.559 You did that whole we're talking and that technical Yeah, 412 00:36:48.880 --> 00:36:50.079 trying to line this will last? 413 00:36:50.480 --> 00:36:56.679 Oh yeah, the world needs this. You sharing what I 414 00:36:56.719 --> 00:36:57.360 say was. 415 00:36:57.599 --> 00:36:58.719 Not gonna. 416 00:37:00.079 --> 00:37:00.360 All right. 417 00:37:00.480 --> 00:37:02.239 I think that's good time to take b and take 418 00:37:02.280 --> 00:37:03.400 back for what's going on. 419 00:37:06.000 --> 00:37:06.360 Everyone. 420 00:37:07.320 --> 00:37:08.519 It's just that fun. 421 00:37:09.880 --> 00:37:16.119 Sometimes something about this hurts my soul. I don't know 422 00:37:16.400 --> 00:37:23.199 if my marriage to be inside of fish bowl. And 423 00:37:23.360 --> 00:37:29.360 as we're working on this, there's something I can sit 424 00:37:29.639 --> 00:37:30.800 deep sun me. 425 00:37:31.239 --> 00:37:33.840 I actually really love this man. 426 00:37:39.039 --> 00:37:45.639 Really, yeah, would you give me a second before this 427 00:37:45.960 --> 00:37:47.719 opportunity fades. 428 00:37:49.519 --> 00:37:50.440 I'm checking the. 429 00:37:50.519 --> 00:37:54.960 Scores and I'm doing lots of sick trades. 430 00:37:57.480 --> 00:37:57.960 Sorry, what. 431 00:38:02.800 --> 00:38:06.400 She loves you. I feel like we should be rolling 432 00:38:06.440 --> 00:38:06.599 on this. 433 00:38:07.159 --> 00:38:10.760 Guys, go back in five, come back in five. 434 00:38:12.760 --> 00:38:14.000 Say what you said again? 435 00:38:19.719 --> 00:38:21.159 Really hurts my soul. 436 00:38:23.199 --> 00:38:25.800 I don't know if I wanter or marriage to be 437 00:38:25.880 --> 00:38:28.440 inside of fishbowl. 438 00:38:30.360 --> 00:38:37.239 Looking at you your eyes. I don't I think you 439 00:38:37.559 --> 00:38:41.320 can step up, be a better man. 440 00:38:41.480 --> 00:38:42.800 I'm not gonna kneel down there. 441 00:38:44.400 --> 00:38:48.840 I think I don't know what I want or not. 442 00:38:50.119 --> 00:38:53.920 But I think the person holding the boom mic is 443 00:38:54.039 --> 00:39:02.440 pretty high. I don't think she's been here before. She's 444 00:39:02.519 --> 00:39:04.320 a new one, and I like that. 445 00:39:08.360 --> 00:39:09.480 I'd take it. 446 00:39:12.239 --> 00:39:16.400 What I know really, just like that. 447 00:39:16.679 --> 00:39:21.679 Damn forward, next stage, run if you have to. No, No, 448 00:39:21.840 --> 00:39:22.599 the crew and the crew. 449 00:39:22.760 --> 00:39:27.559 Okay, Oh thanks doctor Mike. 450 00:39:28.840 --> 00:39:32.280 So tense, Yeah, tell me more

about the sports you 451 00:39:32.360 --> 00:39:33.039 were better gone. 452 00:39:33.199 --> 00:39:36.679 Yeah, my sports were doing bad and then and then 453 00:39:36.719 --> 00:39:39.599 I lost like twenty bucks in it trade to stocks. 454 00:39:41.039 --> 00:39:48.519 I'm I'm tense about it, and I think I lost 455 00:39:48.599 --> 00:39:52.119 my wife just now. And that's real hard, you know. 456 00:40:06.840 --> 00:40:11.199 Yes, I've called you here, Bruce and hell out here 457 00:40:11.280 --> 00:40:13.639 of course. Thank you. 458 00:40:16.280 --> 00:40:17.079 You're welcome. 459 00:40:19.000 --> 00:40:20.360 Oh my god, I haven't been able to get fight 460 00:40:20.639 --> 00:40:21.320 here this whole time. 461 00:40:21.480 --> 00:40:22.039 That's amazing. 462 00:40:23.480 --> 00:40:27.920 Hell who works wonders. I can just keep this. She's 463 00:40:27.960 --> 00:40:28.480 got many. 464 00:40:30.559 --> 00:40:37.400 Elga is the patron saint of Phone. I am the 465 00:40:37.480 --> 00:40:41.599 patron saint of Garden, and hamerhons. 466 00:40:43.519 --> 00:40:44.760 You come and hand anyone. 467 00:40:47.400 --> 00:40:48.920 I don't like to talk about this. 468 00:40:51.079 --> 00:40:52.039 I don't want to hear about it. 469 00:40:55.119 --> 00:41:08.639 What hell ham roy so and it was Bruce who 470 00:41:08.880 --> 00:41:11.119 had a hurry up. 471 00:41:12.719 --> 00:41:13.679 So bid. 472 00:41:19.079 --> 00:41:24.719 And knowing am perfect and nothing is physically wrong. Thanks 473 00:41:24.800 --> 00:41:28.679 to Helga and Bruce for being a part of my song. 474 00:41:30.039 --> 00:41:36.440 Because I am perfect and nothing can be bad. God 475 00:41:36.679 --> 00:41:40.039 is good. Why do you come in. 476 00:41:41.639 --> 00:41:41.880 Right? 477 00:41:42.280 --> 00:41:42.480 Right? 478 00:41:44.480 --> 00:41:48.519 I am old me? Okay, I got just wa tell 479 00:41:48.559 --> 00:41:52.800 my hemorrhoids they were here. Yes. When I saw the 480 00:41:53.000 --> 00:41:59.840 hand write, I thought I might be able to compare 481 00:42:00.159 --> 00:42:01.039 it with an. 482 00:42:01.039 --> 00:42:07.239 Egg, A real egg that you find the grocery store, 483 00:42:08.480 --> 00:42:10.679 not an awtwitch egg. 484 00:42:11.039 --> 00:42:13.280 It's more common than you think. 485 00:42:13.639 --> 00:42:18.599 It is not just an audi. It was serious speaking, 486 00:42:19.400 --> 00:42:26.039 mooching right through the shore herd. The hernia is huge, 487 00:42:27.159 --> 00:42:30.360 and really because of the gardener me. 488 00:42:30.840 --> 00:42:33.639 He fell in the dirt and then I was afraid 489 00:42:33.679 --> 00:42:36.119 of like fucking stop. 490 00:42:38.119 --> 00:42:45.960 So so. 491 00:42:48.400 --> 00:43:00.239 So theres a very right the arapy go. 492 00:43:02.639 --> 00:43:11.280 Okay, I've sent you a man that on his weekends 493 00:43:12.119 --> 00:43:14.119 like sweet stuffed. 494 00:43:17.920 --> 00:43:21.639 His arms on strings and.

495 00:43:22.239 --> 00:43:27.840 He can be popped. So did you leave this man 496 00:43:28.239 --> 00:43:35.880 I sent you and I was walking down the street. Good, 497 00:43:35.960 --> 00:43:36.719 we're like hanging. 498 00:43:36.920 --> 00:43:41.000 I bet you guys really hit it off. I mean 499 00:43:41.280 --> 00:43:59.280 he paid me to hold his pomp. Well, that's what 500 00:43:59.280 --> 00:44:00.079 I want to have. 501 00:44:00.159 --> 00:44:06.360 The chemistry there, sure, but as a real can with 502 00:44:06.559 --> 00:44:08.679 real there's a real person in that. 503 00:44:09.440 --> 00:44:12.400 It's a real bad in that cop. My god, no, 504 00:44:12.679 --> 00:44:16.920 no offense, Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, you know what? 505 00:44:18.800 --> 00:44:20.079 That kind of okay? 506 00:44:20.199 --> 00:44:23.199 Then, Jesus Christ, you just might not be promoted to 507 00:44:23.280 --> 00:44:26.639 the levels of Hell Gun Bruce Christ. 508 00:44:27.719 --> 00:44:32.360 Don't mention that one guy. He's not Jesus Christ. 509 00:44:32.800 --> 00:44:33.320 Stop it. 510 00:44:34.760 --> 00:44:38.199 I went on the ring of Jesus up anymore prodigal 511 00:44:38.360 --> 00:44:39.159 sun situation. 512 00:44:40.039 --> 00:44:41.400 That sounds pretty big. 513 00:44:42.159 --> 00:44:49.480 It was so, dear God, can't you make sure that 514 00:44:49.719 --> 00:44:55.320 this phair uhiscinska. 515 00:44:55.679 --> 00:45:00.760 So that Hell and Bruce can do their job to 516 00:45:01.039 --> 00:45:03.000 make sure God get. 517 00:45:08.800 --> 00:45:11.320 I like just doing that with the cap. What are 518 00:45:11.400 --> 00:45:12.000 we getting made? 519 00:45:14.280 --> 00:45:20.119 Just this whole line, you're just there. You can compensate it. 520 00:45:21.239 --> 00:45:24.880 It's the thought. But you don't keep bringing your friends 521 00:45:25.320 --> 00:45:26.159 telling about me. 522 00:45:27.119 --> 00:45:28.559 Sure you can tell. 523 00:45:28.440 --> 00:45:32.159 Your friends about God. It's called evangelicalis. 524 00:45:33.000 --> 00:45:39.360 The more people I so, the more my body will swell. 525 00:45:40.880 --> 00:45:42.320 I'm gonna tell them. 526 00:45:42.760 --> 00:45:47.840 I'm gonna tell them that God worship, isn't it? 527 00:45:50.840 --> 00:45:52.280 That's a pretty. 528 00:46:07.880 --> 00:46:11.400 So The puppets a man. 529 00:46:12.639 --> 00:46:13.519 The puppets a man. 530 00:46:13.960 --> 00:46:18.199 She has feelings, just like I'm about to have some feelings. 531 00:46:19.239 --> 00:46:19.559 Let's go. 532 00:46:20.280 --> 00:46:23.719 We miss some joke about money swelling like amorrhroys. 533 00:46:24.159 --> 00:46:25.480 Oh no, no, that. 534 00:46:25.599 --> 00:46:26.639 Would have been huge. 535 00:46:30.679 --> 00:46:38.480 Yeah that's me, I, Cindy. Sure reading. 536 00:46:54.199 --> 00:47:01.599 It happens than you think. As a color I can 537 00:47:01.800 --> 00:47:05.199 cried on way more than I did as a shrink. 538 00:47:07.320 --> 00:47:11.880 Something about physical time. Just look something. 539 00:47:11.719 --> 00:47:18.719 Within and their tears they flow and flow, filling up 540 00:47:18.920 --> 00:47:21.360 the bin of my heart. 541 00:47:29.639 --> 00:47:34.159 I'm afraid. I look this us and scary up. 542 00:47:35.480 --> 00:47:40.480 I have covered all on your shirt with pods. 543 00:47:41.199 --> 00:47:42.360 Take it comes to. 544 00:47:50.239 --> 00:47:53.880 Sometimes be. 545 00:47:55.840 --> 00:47:56.000 Art. 546 00:47:57.599 --> 00:48:02.159 Why I didn't think this is. 547 00:48:04.079 --> 00:48:04.960 What I like? 548 00:48:05.800 --> 00:48:07.079 I do not like. 549 00:48:08.800 --> 00:48:11.920 Marrying my boyfriend from high school. 550 00:48:13.679 --> 00:48:18.519 Back then he played some sports and he looked super cool, 551 00:48:20.559 --> 00:48:21.800 and I got. 552 00:48:21.760 --> 00:48:28.480 Knocked knocked up we got married. I didn't know that's 553 00:48:28.599 --> 00:48:33.119 when my real life would be dead. Well, that God 554 00:48:33.280 --> 00:48:36.599 good news, good news. 555 00:48:39.639 --> 00:48:50.039 There's a god up there that I got good news. Goodness, 556 00:48:53.239 --> 00:48:55.880 there's a god an he's. 557 00:48:55.840 --> 00:49:11.119 Fucking are you doing all the work around the house 558 00:49:11.239 --> 00:49:13.480 and taking care of the kids. 559 00:49:13.639 --> 00:49:18.960 So joining the church steeves like the next logical step. 560 00:49:21.559 --> 00:49:25.920 I feel like i'd probably feel it thatmpirement. 561 00:49:26.800 --> 00:49:31.920 So who do I want to a check out to squeeze? 562 00:49:35.480 --> 00:49:36.599 I do this choice. 563 00:49:39.239 --> 00:49:45.599 Someone's door. I'm gonna see what's in your frinch. 564 00:49:49.840 --> 00:49:57.440 Amen, just you gonna get my stuff unless you changed 565 00:49:57.480 --> 00:49:58.199 your mind. 566 00:50:02.639 --> 00:50:32.840 Change. Oh my god, shearings news. My husband is at 567 00:50:33.119 --> 00:50:34.760 the bontom of a crater. 568 00:50:35.159 --> 00:50:39.159 I probably should feel a lot of grief, but to 569 00:50:39.599 --> 00:50:43.960 be really honest, I mostly. 570 00:50:43.840 --> 00:50:44.880 Feel really. 571 00:50:46.760 --> 00:50:54.440 I feel like the mad persons to you. Somehow, I 572 00:50:54.599 --> 00:50:58.840 feel like, now there's one less thing for me to do. 573 00:50:59.119 --> 00:51:03.360 This good news for you. 574 00:51:05.599 --> 00:51:12.920 Your financial transaction with me and God came. It was 575 00:51:13.039 --> 00:51:17.840 a quid bro woe and your partner. 576 00:51:17.719 --> 00:51:22.320 Had to go. Now he's bouting go on your floor. 577 00:51:23.320 --> 00:51:31.000 WHOA what question I have and then it will all 578 00:51:31.480 --> 00:51:36.000 be well? Is my husband burning? 579 00:51:39.599 --> 00:51:45.440 Let's ask God. I don't think I'm qualified for that. 580 00:51:46.400 --> 00:51:50.519 If

God's not in bad with Bruce and hellga. 581 00:51:50.559 --> 00:51:59.320 Maybe he'll answer that it was clear somebody had to die. 582 00:52:01.239 --> 00:52:02.400 And here's the cow. 583 00:52:03.119 --> 00:52:08.079 That's s what since. 584 00:52:24.519 --> 00:52:38.480 God crack day yeahs credits credits, A baby. 585 00:52:41.880 --> 00:52:43.960 Was inside about. 586 00:52:48.800 --> 00:52:51.760 Wow, Thanks everyone coming out to that. 587 00:52:55.280 --> 00:52:56.280 Public A bird now. 588 00:52:59.280 --> 00:53:31.880 N nice. Welcome to Hell. That's the sequel. 589 00:53:37.039 --> 00:53:37.519 Recogne. 590 00:53:45.880 --> 00:53:46.400 I love that. 591 00:53:46.599 --> 00:53:49.559 We also got the bonus features. We also got the 592 00:53:49.639 --> 00:53:52.800 post credits scene. Oh, that was such a treat. I 593 00:53:53.039 --> 00:53:55.400 was out of town for this to entiten show when 594 00:53:55.440 --> 00:53:58.079 it happened, so this was me consuming it for the 595 00:53:58.199 --> 00:54:01.639 first time, just like maybe you just did. Thank you 596 00:54:01.800 --> 00:54:06.079 so much for listening to another fantastic tune Titans musical. 597 00:54:06.800 --> 00:54:10.800 Thank you for supporting live local comedy out of Colorado Springs. 598 00:54:11.280 --> 00:54:13.280 Maybe that's the place where you live, maybe it's not. 599 00:54:13.559 --> 00:54:16.519 Either way, you're supporting live local comedy and that's awesome. 600 00:54:16.800 --> 00:54:19.480 But if you are based in Colorado Springs, don't forget 601 00:54:19.719 --> 00:54:23.199 our Pride benefit show that is happening on June twelfth. 602 00:54:23.760 --> 00:54:27.800 The Pride Improvaganza. Ticket start at twenty dollars, but you 603 00:54:27.880 --> 00:54:31.880 can also make an additional donation if you feel so inclined. 604 00:54:32.280 --> 00:54:34.599 All proceeds from this show will be made as a 605 00:54:34.719 --> 00:54:38.559 donation to Inside Out Youth Services. If you're based in 606 00:54:38.639 --> 00:54:42.599 the Springs, you know what a fantastic organization they are. Also, 607 00:54:42.719 --> 00:54:45.559 come out and see the Tune Titans live. You just 608 00:54:45.639 --> 00:54:48.519 heard one of their musicals. These shows simply must be 609 00:54:48.679 --> 00:54:52.760 experienced live. The next show is on June nineteenth, or 610 00:54:52.920 --> 00:54:55.559 just the third Friday of any month if you're listening 611 00:54:55.599 --> 00:54:58.039 to this in the future. Once again, thank you so 612 00:54:58.239 --> 00:55:01.480 much for listening to the PA. If you haven't already, 613 00:55:01.559 --> 00:55:04.400 give us a rating on the podcast app you're listening on. 614 00:55:04.679 --> 00:55:08.039 It helps more people to find us peakimprov dot com 615 00:55:08.159 --> 00:55:11.679 for all information about classes shows. There'll be a new 616 00:55:11.760 --> 00:55:14.639 round of classes starting in July. Now's a great time 617 00:55:14.719 --> 00:55:17.239 to book yourself something fun to do this summer. Take 618 00:55:17.280 --> 00:55:20.039 some improv, take some stand up. I've taken a bunch 619 00:55:20.079 --> 00:55:23.760 of the classes myself and it's such a fun experience. 620 00:55:24.199 --> 00:55:26.719 Thank you so much for listening. That's the music. 621 00:55:26.840 --> 00:55:27.800 I've gotta go bye. 622 00:55:30.960 --> 00:55:32.440 This has been a Lilypad production.