บทถอดความฉบับเต็มของ We Learn That Crackheads Can Fit Into Tight Spaces

00:03:57.360 How about uh let's let's start, let's not start off with politics right now because I can't see. 00:03:57.599 --> 00:04:01.840 You were talking about Elon, you know, we just had the we just had the flying car. 00:04:02.000 --> 00:04:03.280 Yeah, they had the flying car, man. 00:04:03.599 --> 00:04:04.639 I mean, what do you think of that? 00:04:04.960 --> 00:04:10.400 Man, I think it's pretty I think it's pretty cool, but I don't think anybody's expecting that. 00:04:10.560 --> 00:04:15.599 I I mean I don't really give a shit because it's not gonna because I ain't buying one. 00:04:15.840 --> 00:04:19.279 Zero to 60 and 0.8 seconds. 00:04:19.759 --> 00:04:21.040 I mean, it's it's wild. 00:04:21.120 --> 00:04:22.720 I mean, uh That's insane. 00:04:23.040 --> 00:04:27.519 But to me, you know, everybody's going, wow, look at flying car. 00:04:27.600 --> 00:04:31.279 I'm going gas prices are still out the fucking roof. 00:04:31.519 --> 00:04:34.319 I I know, but he ain't got he don't have anything to do with that. 00:04:34.480 --> 00:04:41.360 You know, I mean I'm tired of hearing everybody on social media talking about, well, we can't cure cancer, but we got a flying car. 00:04:41.519 --> 00:04:45.199 Well, he's not in the business of curing cancer. 00:04:45.439 --> 00:04:53.360 I mean, it's it's a showcase of stuff that he he has made a a separate mode of transportation, uh, electricity cars. 00:04:53.600 --> 00:04:55.040 I think's pretty cool. 00:04:55.279 --> 00:04:58.959 Dude makes solar uh uh shingles or houses. 00:04:59.040 --> 00:04:59.600 A lot of people don't even know. 00:04:59.839 --> 00:05:07.839 Dude, we got an Uber this past weekend and it was uh it wasn't a Tesla, but it was uh like um it was another brand of Albert. 00:05:08.399 --> 00:05:10.399 He has all the the Tesla uh Uber car. 00:05:10.639 --> 00:05:14.160 Well, they're gonna put a dent in uh Uber and what's the other one? 00:05:14.399 --> 00:05:14.800 Lyft. 00:05:15.040 --> 00:05:15.360 Lyft. 00:05:15.439 --> 00:05:21.040 Yeah, I think he's gonna put a big people are gonna buy these things and start putting them out themselves to to go out. 00:05:21.199 --> 00:05:24.399 It literally, it's if you've seen one in action, it's really cool. 00:05:24.800 --> 00:05:25.680 I'm in Texas right now. 00:05:25.920 --> 00:05:29.120 I have seen some funny damn TikToks of this new car. 00:05:29.199 --> 00:05:31.439 It's like, and it's done by AI, and it's funny as hell. 00:05:31.519 --> 00:05:35.360 It's like dude and his dog are sitting in his in the car, they're flying around in the new car. 00:05:36.399 --> 00:05:39.439 He hits the button, it accidentally Yeah, I've seen, I've seen them too. 00:05:39.519 --> 00:05:41.519 Yeah, I think it's hilarious. 00:05:41.680 --> 00:05:42.079 Yeah. 00:05:42.240 --> 00:05:46.160 Um, at first I saw it, I was like, whoa, that's crazy. 00:05:46.240 --> 00:05:50.079 But you know the price of the if you want to buy one of these, there's like three levels. 00:05:50.399 --> 00:05:53.120 Three levels, you know, like how far you can go. 00:05:53.279 --> 00:05:54.000 No, no, no, no. 00:05:54.240 --> 00:05:56.800 Some of them, you know, you're talking about the whole flying aspect. 00:05:56.879 --> 00:05:59.360 That's that's like I want to say it's like half a million. 00:05:59.600 --> 00:06:00.160 Jesus. 00:06:00.319 --> 00:06:03.519 Well, God, I mean, how much do you think a plane costs? 00:06:04.639 --> 00:06:06.399 But how long can you fly that thing? 00:06:06.560 --> 00:06:07.120 I don't know, man. 00:06:07.279 --> 00:06:08.639 I let no details on that. 00:06:08.800 --> 00:06:09.360 I don't know. 00:06:09.439 --> 00:06:12.879 It's not practical, but God, could could you imagine being stuck in traffic? 00:06:13.439 --> 00:06:15.360 I've had enough of this shit. 00:06:16.319 --> 00:06:17.040 I'm gone. 00:06:17.120 --> 00:06:17.920 I'm out of here. 00:06:18.639 --> 00:06:19.519 I'm done. 00:06:19.920 --> 00:06:21.360 Man, that would be so cool. 00:06:21.600 --> 00:06:22.399 Oh man. 00:06:22.480 --> 00:06:32.160 Um I wanted one of these little little uh I keep seeing them in my social media, but you can get like a one-person drone basically for like 80,000 bucks. 00:06:32.319 --> 00:06:33.600 Yeah, you can get it and fly around. 00:06:33.759 --> 00:06:37.759 It's got a 30-minute fly time and 60 mile um an hour. 00:06:37.839 --> 00:06:41.120 And like, dude, I'm thinking home down here. 00:06:41.439 --> 00:06:41.839 Right? 00:06:43.920 --> 00:06:45.199 Straight, straight there and straight here. 00:06:45.600 --> 00:06:47.279 Put your helipad on top of your house. 00:06:47.439 --> 00:06:48.639 Yeah, on top of the building here. 00:06:48.720 --> 00:06:52.000 I'd land on top of there and come down and you know, I'm going home. 00:06:52.800 --> 00:06:54.079 You know, that would be awesome. 00:06:54.319 --> 00:06:55.600 That would be cool. 00:06:56.079 --> 00:06:57.439 In the future, maybe. 00:06:57.759 --> 00:07:04.639 So another thing I've been seeing, and I'm hoping this happens because I I've been a huge red skin fan since I was little. 00:07:04.720 --> 00:07:08.879 And my dad was, and my my son's a big red skin fan. 00:07:09.040 --> 00:07:10.160 What's their record, by the way? 00:07:10.319 --> 00:07:11.439 Like 141. 00:07:11.759 --> 00:07:12.240 We suck. 00:07:12.639 --> 00:07:13.600 I mean, I ain't gonna lie, dude. 00:07:13.759 --> 00:07:15.040 Well, you you were there for the one win. 00:07:15.360 --> 00:07:16.720 I was there for the one win, though. 00:07:17.759 --> 00:07:19.199 I was there, might be on to something. 00:07:19.279 --> 00:07:22.639 Maybe he should hire you to sit in the stands and a lucky charm. 00:07:23.040 --> 00:07:25.920 Um, easy, but I ain't cheap. 00:07:26.160 --> 00:07:27.680 So hook me up. 00:07:30.079 --> 00:07:32.639 Uh, dude, all right, so I got a little all right. 00:07:32.720 --> 00:07:38.399 So they are trying to the the family, you know, the the original

logo, right? 00:07:38.480 --> 00:07:39.360 It's the it's the Indian man. 00:07:40.240 --> 00:07:40.399 Yeah. 00:07:40.480 --> 00:07:40.800 Okay. 00:07:40.959 --> 00:07:44.720 That was a logo of Chief Two Guns White Calf. 00:07:44.959 --> 00:07:50.639 Um, he was born at the Blackfeet Indian Reservation in the spot of the team's mascot, right? 00:07:50.879 --> 00:07:57.519 The logo was created in 1971 by Walter Blackie Wetzel to honor the chief. 00:07:57.839 --> 00:08:03.680 He was such a leader that he had to hold on the national football lane for 50 years. 00:08:04.000 --> 00:08:04.480 All right. 00:08:04.800 --> 00:08:07.439 So here's here's my thing. 00:08:08.800 --> 00:08:22.560 This uh native air, these activists have got the the the logo removed and and the name because they're it's so you know for some reason it was offensive. 00:08:22.800 --> 00:08:36.320 Uh but they didn't think about what it was actually why was actually the Redskins and and and why the actual, you know, the logo and so they didn't know the history about it. 00:08:36.399 --> 00:08:37.679 They just they just took it as it are. 00:08:38.000 --> 00:08:38.799 Right, red man, you know. 00:08:39.120 --> 00:08:41.039 Red man, Indian, bad, you know. 00:08:41.679 --> 00:08:42.960 It it is what it is. 00:08:43.120 --> 00:08:44.000 I mean leave it alone. 00:08:44.399 --> 00:08:46.559 The family is trying to bring it back. 00:08:46.720 --> 00:08:48.159 Now it's a big I don't know. 00:08:48.240 --> 00:08:58.000 They're asking, I think they're they're the last thing I saw, they were asking Trump to step in and please help them because they want to honor their family, they want to honor their tribe, you know. 00:08:58.240 --> 00:09:05.039 And if you think about it, you know, like the Hell to the Redskins, the fight song, it's Hell to the Redskins Fight for Old DC. 00:09:05.440 --> 00:09:08.960 I mean, that was it's in honor of the Indians. 00:09:09.120 --> 00:09:11.039 So what the hell is so offensive about it? 00:09:11.120 --> 00:09:16.080 Yeah, I still want to know, but hell I'm tired of people trying to change history, man. 00:09:16.159 --> 00:09:20.799 History is what it is, and you're only doomed to repeat it if you don't understand if you try to erase it. 00:09:20.960 --> 00:09:22.000 So leave it alone. 00:09:22.159 --> 00:09:22.720 Yeah, yeah. 00:09:22.879 --> 00:09:26.960 So that that's that was my you know, my thing I wanted to bring up. 00:09:27.279 --> 00:09:28.879 And oh, so shit. 00:09:28.960 --> 00:09:29.279 Hang on. 00:09:29.919 --> 00:09:31.440 Hang on, I got something for you. 00:09:31.519 --> 00:09:34.879 Uh so tonight, oh yeah, tonight, ladies and gentlemen. 00:09:35.200 --> 00:09:36.559 Uh it's ridiculous. 00:09:36.720 --> 00:09:38.320 It's it's it's stupid. 00:09:38.480 --> 00:09:44.879 Um, it's one of my guilty fun things to listen to is uh this guy. 00:09:53.039 --> 00:09:58.320 Okay, I gotta stop it because it'll we'll get hit with a a strike some copyright shit. 00:09:58.480 --> 00:09:59.679 Anyway, that would be riff rap. 00:10:00.080 --> 00:10:02.480 Riff wrap's coming tonight, baby. 00:10:02.720 --> 00:10:03.840 Are you going, man? 00:10:04.080 --> 00:10:04.639 I don't know. 00:10:04.799 --> 00:10:06.559 I want to just for fun. 00:10:06.879 --> 00:10:08.639 Um, it's ridiculous. 00:10:08.720 --> 00:10:10.399 You can get VIP for 50 bucks. 00:10:10.559 --> 00:10:11.200 Oh, dude. 00:10:11.360 --> 00:10:16.399 I mean, I I kind of want to just go, I kind of want to go just so we can get a picture of him happening. 00:10:17.279 --> 00:10:18.639 We put it back here, man. 00:10:18.799 --> 00:10:19.360 Yeah, right. 00:10:19.519 --> 00:10:24.559 Me and the him with the the crazy pink sunglasses on and the uh braided hair. 00:10:24.799 --> 00:10:26.320 Oh, yeah, that'd be awesome. 00:10:26.639 --> 00:10:29.440 White guy that's not really black but pretends to be. 00:10:29.600 --> 00:10:32.000 Yeah, yeah, he's a funny-looking dude. 00:10:32.159 --> 00:10:33.440 Oh, he's hilarious, man. 00:10:33.519 --> 00:10:38.799 I love the he but then again, he had a song called uh Ain't Gonna Give Up My Truck. 00:10:39.440 --> 00:10:42.159 You know, he does country and he does rap. 00:10:42.240 --> 00:10:44.720 It's it's like a weird mix of things that he does. 00:10:44.960 --> 00:10:45.600 He's hilarious. 00:10:47.120 --> 00:10:47.360 Yeah. 00:10:47.679 --> 00:10:53.600 Have you seen like some of the like the some of the designs he puts in his beard and popping shit in his teeth? 00:10:53.919 --> 00:10:54.080 Yeah. 00:10:54.240 --> 00:10:55.440 It's funny as hell, man. 00:10:55.519 --> 00:10:58.960 I uh he had the jagged teeth and the old meme. 00:10:59.200 --> 00:11:00.080 Uh well acting. 00:11:00.480 --> 00:11:01.440 What was his nickname? 00:11:01.919 --> 00:11:04.399 Oh, it's the uh the neon icon. 00:11:04.799 --> 00:11:07.360 Oh, the uh the uh tangerine tiger. 00:11:07.519 --> 00:11:08.879 Tangerine tiger, that's it. 00:11:09.039 --> 00:11:13.200 It's uh he's got like a dozen different names, yeah. 00:11:13.279 --> 00:11:15.759 He goes like through a whole bunch of them. 00:11:15.919 --> 00:11:16.240 Right. 00:11:16.399 --> 00:11:17.519 I don't I can't even remember. 00:11:17.759 --> 00:11:19.440 I know it is hilarious, man. 00:11:20.480 --> 00:11:21.600 We play his songs every day. 00:11:21.840 --> 00:11:24.799 Yeah, we used to do the intro for uh uh I got stories to tell. 00:11:24.960 --> 00:11:25.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:11:26.639 --> 00:11:27.440 Yeah, we can't do that. 00:11:27.519 --> 00:11:29.679 No, we get popped on right. 00:11:29.919 --> 00:11:35.919 Ever since we got signed up with YouTube, went back and looked at those and it we got strikes for it. 00:11:36.480 --> 00:11:38.159 Yeah, you can't do so many, yeah. 00:11:38.240 --> 00:11:40.799 Yeah, that it sucks, but whatever. 00:11:41.440 --> 00:11:44.320 Anyway, uh anyway, let's see what else we got here. 00:11:44.480 --> 00:11:47.600 Uh all right,

we're gonna get into some politics here. 00:11:48.559 --> 00:11:54.000 This is uh so I read a thing on online and I laughed. 00:11:54.080 --> 00:11:57.519 I told Chad about it, and he was like, Yeah, I kind of think so too. 00:11:57.679 --> 00:12:07.120 Um, where uh majority the poll was taken, a majority of Americans think that both parties don't know what the hell they're doing. 00:12:09.279 --> 00:12:14.639 Yeah, I mean I I I mean look, I mean that I I we got time change coming up, right? 00:12:16.639 --> 00:12:21.840 For somebody to to step up to the plate, but I'm not seeing it. 00:12:22.000 --> 00:12:22.720 Uh me neither. 00:12:22.960 --> 00:12:25.279 I mean Marco Rubio, I really like Rubio. 00:12:26.559 --> 00:12:30.720 But I don't know, I don't know what hell, who knows? 00:12:30.879 --> 00:12:31.279 I don't know. 00:12:31.360 --> 00:12:32.720 I don't know, watch enough of it now. 00:12:32.960 --> 00:12:34.559 So, Ilean Omar. 00:12:34.799 --> 00:12:35.120 Oh, yeah. 00:12:35.279 --> 00:12:36.799 Let's talk about her real quick. 00:12:37.200 --> 00:12:37.759 Loving it. 00:12:38.159 --> 00:12:39.039 Love it to you! 00:12:40.559 --> 00:12:42.799 I hope they kick you and your family out. 00:12:43.120 --> 00:12:44.960 Like she needs to go, dude. 00:12:45.200 --> 00:12:46.559 Out of the country. 00:12:47.120 --> 00:12:51.600 If you like, here's what uh here all right, so Chad, here's all right, here we go. 00:12:51.919 --> 00:12:53.519 You know what I'm tired of? 00:12:53.840 --> 00:12:57.360 Like, I don't care what side you're on, but why hate America? 00:12:57.440 --> 00:13:04.080 Why hate people that come and complain about things and bring their their problems of their place they left here? 00:13:04.320 --> 00:13:07.600 Yeah, I'm I I just I just hate like you hate America. 00:13:07.919 --> 00:13:09.759 Then why the hell are you here? 00:13:10.080 --> 00:13:14.559 Well, I don't know Democrat or Republican, why the hell are you here? 00:13:14.799 --> 00:13:18.799 So Poland, you know, I've got a Polish uh neighbor right in my neighborhood. 00:13:19.039 --> 00:13:19.679 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:13:19.840 --> 00:13:21.039 What um Vitali. 00:13:21.200 --> 00:13:22.960 Uh yeah Hey Vitaly, if you're listening, bud. 00:13:23.200 --> 00:13:23.440 What's up? 00:13:23.679 --> 00:13:24.320 Sorry this weekend. 00:13:24.559 --> 00:13:25.440 I ain't seen him in a while, man. 00:13:25.519 --> 00:13:27.440 He's he's had we were talking about this. 00:13:27.519 --> 00:13:30.320 The the um Poland got it right. 00:13:30.480 --> 00:13:32.720 You know, they said, you know why we don't have these problems? 00:13:32.879 --> 00:13:35.279 Because we don't let people come in this country. 00:13:36.000 --> 00:13:39.120 And they're they're living living well. 00:13:39.279 --> 00:13:39.519 Yeah. 00:13:40.559 --> 00:13:40.960 They got it right. 00:13:41.200 --> 00:13:43.440 He's even got his little slogan, be like Poland. 00:13:43.519 --> 00:13:46.799 Yeah, and like I see

a lot of social media stuff, the guy's popping up. 00:13:47.039 --> 00:13:58.000 I saw him come on, I saw him come on, like he did it was a TikTok, of course, but he went on um and said, Do not come to our border, try to cross it, you will get shot. 00:13:58.240 --> 00:13:58.879 You'll get shot. 00:13:59.840 --> 00:14:00.559 Got it right. 00:14:00.720 --> 00:14:02.240 That's that's how it should happen. 00:14:02.399 --> 00:14:07.759 Yeah, you know, that'll stop people from um what about France and all that, man? 00:14:07.840 --> 00:14:08.799 I mean, that's burning. 00:14:09.120 --> 00:14:09.440 I don't know. 00:14:09.519 --> 00:14:11.120 Y'all might be a lost cause, man. 00:14:11.279 --> 00:14:12.960 Uh it's looking bad for France. 00:14:13.519 --> 00:14:13.840 Italy. 00:14:14.080 --> 00:14:15.759 I know it's yeah, spread it to Italy. 00:14:15.919 --> 00:14:18.080 I think it's in uh Milan in Italy. 00:14:18.320 --> 00:14:21.919 Yeah, but I think they're kind of it's coming to a halt there. 00:14:22.720 --> 00:14:27.440 Like Yeah, they're um they're trying to put brakes on all that. 00:14:28.240 --> 00:14:30.320 So hopefully they can. 00:14:30.399 --> 00:14:39.679 But um I don't understand what what uh burning your city down does to your Oh yeah. 00:14:39.840 --> 00:14:46.080 Did you see the video of the lady that was that was uh you know, the the the little blonde-haired lady who owned the boutique? 00:14:46.720 --> 00:14:47.759 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:14:47.919 --> 00:14:48.320 I saw that. 00:14:48.480 --> 00:14:50.480 They literally she's like, I'm on your side. 00:14:50.559 --> 00:14:52.080 I'm you know, she was she voted. 00:14:52.480 --> 00:14:56.080 Yeah, they pushed her out of the pushed her out of the way and robbed her blind. 00:14:56.159 --> 00:14:58.000 Yeah, she stole everything at her store. 00:14:58.159 --> 00:14:59.919 She just sat there, I'm on your side. 00:15:00.399 --> 00:15:02.399 I wonder she changes her views today. 00:15:02.879 --> 00:15:03.919 Probably not. 00:15:04.159 --> 00:15:08.720 You know, probably it was my fault for freaking being there, you know, something. 00:15:08.960 --> 00:15:11.360 You know, it's idiots. 00:15:11.600 --> 00:15:15.279 Um so anyway, what about a story? 00:15:15.519 --> 00:15:19.919 Uh story today is comes out of Fayetteville, North Carolina. 00:15:20.399 --> 00:15:20.720 Okay. 00:15:21.039 --> 00:15:27.840 So this is a story that uh it's a it's a uh fugitive that me and Matt got. 00:15:28.320 --> 00:15:29.440 I haven't seen Matt in a long time. 00:15:29.679 --> 00:15:32.080 No, he's uh uh he so he lives up in Virginia now. 00:15:32.159 --> 00:15:33.919 I think his his pop passed away. 00:15:34.080 --> 00:15:34.559 Oh, okay. 00:15:34.720 --> 00:15:36.320 And so he's up there taking care of his mom. 00:15:36.720 --> 00:15:37.039 Okay. 00:15:37.200 --> 00:15:40.480 Um so Matt, if you're listening out there, hey buddy, I ain't seen you in a while. 00:15:40.639 --> 00:15:42.080 Hope y'all are

doing good up there. 00:15:42.480 --> 00:15:45.600 Um so me and Matt, let me see. 00:15:45.759 --> 00:15:50.559 This was a this was a banker's bond, of course. 00:15:51.200 --> 00:15:56.399 And we did our research. 00:15:56.480 --> 00:15:59.519 You know, course it was it was a uh pretty nice size bond too. 00:15:59.679 --> 00:16:00.720 It was like a 30,000. 00:16:01.120 --> 00:16:01.440 Okay. 00:16:02.480 --> 00:16:06.399 And whoever did this bond should have never done this bond. 00:16:06.480 --> 00:16:17.759 So I'm hoping like when he says that he's talking about the agent who wrote the bond that didn't get good information that we need when you know a person skips. 00:16:17.919 --> 00:16:20.960 You you rely on the information that you got up front. 00:16:21.519 --> 00:16:28.000 If you don't take good notes and you get good information, this is where it's gonna hurt you. 00:16:28.240 --> 00:16:31.679 So uh to our new girl, Kat, listen up. 00:16:31.759 --> 00:16:33.840 She's sitting in the she's sitting behind the camera today. 00:16:33.919 --> 00:16:36.000 So she's taking notes over there. 00:16:36.559 --> 00:16:38.240 So we we got a new girl named Kat. 00:16:38.480 --> 00:16:41.840 She's in uh she's uh she's learning from us. 00:16:42.000 --> 00:16:43.039 Uh pray for. 00:16:43.519 --> 00:16:43.919 Uh huh. 00:16:44.320 --> 00:16:46.639 So yes, take good notes. 00:16:46.960 --> 00:16:48.879 Um, so yes. 00:16:49.039 --> 00:16:51.679 Uh of course we didn't get none of no notes. 00:16:51.840 --> 00:16:53.679 Well, this was this was not our agents. 00:16:53.919 --> 00:16:54.080 Yeah. 00:16:54.240 --> 00:16:56.799 This was we're, you know, this is a cleanup for somebody else, right? 00:16:56.960 --> 00:16:57.679 Maybe it was that Mr. 00:16:57.840 --> 00:16:58.320 T guy. 00:16:58.480 --> 00:16:58.720 Okay. 00:16:58.960 --> 00:16:59.679 Where's he out of? 00:17:00.399 --> 00:17:02.480 Uh he was out of Duplin County. 00:17:02.639 --> 00:17:02.879 Okay. 00:17:03.039 --> 00:17:04.559 Duplin Sampson area. 00:17:04.799 --> 00:17:08.880 So yeah, it's somebody else's mess we're cleaning up, or Rob, Rob and Matt were. 00:17:08.960 --> 00:17:10.319 I don't I wasn't in this one. 00:17:10.480 --> 00:17:10.720 No. 00:17:10.960 --> 00:17:13.440 We did a bunch of them for that that that same guy. 00:17:13.759 --> 00:17:14.079 Okay. 00:17:14.799 --> 00:17:20.319 So he um we get this file and we don't get a it's it's completely blank. 00:17:21.920 --> 00:17:23.680 And all we get is a forfeiture. 00:17:23.839 --> 00:17:24.000 Yeah. 00:17:24.079 --> 00:17:24.880 And of course we are. 00:17:27.119 --> 00:17:28.079 Oh god, ain't nothing. 00:17:28.240 --> 00:17:29.119 There ain't nothing right on it. 00:17:29.200 --> 00:17:32.880 And so no phone numbers, no contacts, no nothing. 00:17:33.200 --> 00:17:33.519 Nothing. 00:17:33.680 --> 00:17:35.599 So we start doing our due diligence. 00:17:35.680 --> 00:17:37.920 We're looking doing our stuff, right? 00:17:39.119 --> 00:17:44.720 And we found out a circle around him. 00:17:44.880 --> 00:17:46.000 He's a crackhead. 00:17:47.039 --> 00:17:50.160 And he likes to live in hotels in Fayetteville. 00:17:50.559 --> 00:17:54.880 Remember, if they're from Fayetteville, Lumberton area, do not bond. 00:17:57.200 --> 00:18:01.039 So, okay, so we're we go to Fayetteville. 00:18:01.599 --> 00:18:02.640 And you know how Fayetteville. 00:18:02.880 --> 00:18:03.680 Fayetteville's a shithole. 00:18:03.839 --> 00:18:04.079 Yeah, yeah. 00:18:04.160 --> 00:18:05.119 You and I did one out of Fayetteville. 00:18:05.200 --> 00:18:05.599 Yeah, we did that. 00:18:06.960 --> 00:18:07.200 Yeah, yeah. 00:18:07.680 --> 00:18:08.160 That was right outside. 00:18:08.799 --> 00:18:09.519 That's what you're dealing with. 00:18:09.759 --> 00:18:10.960 Yeah, it's horrible. 00:18:11.279 --> 00:18:14.559 Now, we're dealing with crackheads now. 00:18:14.720 --> 00:18:18.880 Crackheads that live in the hotels in Fayville. 00:18:19.039 --> 00:18:20.480 There's a lot of them out there. 00:18:21.200 --> 00:18:22.160 They can live anywhere. 00:18:22.319 --> 00:18:24.880 Oh, they can they they can blend like a damn chameleon, bro. 00:18:24.960 --> 00:18:26.000 I'm telling you, especially out there. 00:18:26.240 --> 00:18:27.200 They don't need a lot. 00:18:27.440 --> 00:18:35.119 So, all right, so we get I cannot, Lord, this is this has been a long time. 00:18:35.759 --> 00:18:41.440 And from what I can remember, we got a tip from Slammer Picks. 00:18:41.519 --> 00:18:46.720 We had you put them on Slammer Picks, we got a tip that Crackhead, Mr. 00:18:46.799 --> 00:18:53.599 Crackhead, is going to call him, uh, was in these hotels in a certain part of Fayble. 00:18:53.759 --> 00:18:55.920 I cannot remember, I think it was Ronaldo 301. 00:18:56.400 --> 00:19:00.400 Everybody who knows Fayble, if you're listening to Fayable, you'll know what I'm talking about. 00:19:00.720 --> 00:19:04.720 So I said, okay, there's only like there's only a handful right there in that certain area. 00:19:04.799 --> 00:19:05.119 Right. 00:19:05.359 --> 00:19:15.839 So we go over there and we start talking to the managers of uh of these these hotels. 00:19:16.079 --> 00:19:17.200 We got we got people waiting. 00:19:19.279 --> 00:19:22.240 She her kids looking through the glass, and she looks at the sign. 00:19:22.480 --> 00:19:24.319 She's like, Oh god, no, no. 00:19:25.759 --> 00:19:27.359 Kids in the house. 00:19:27.599 --> 00:19:28.960 He's just looking at the golf cart. 00:19:29.759 --> 00:19:40.000 Uh, so um, we start talking to the managers, and the man one manager goes, Yeah, I have a problem with crackheads, but they pay, you know. 00:19:40.160 --> 00:19:45.359 I'm like, Well, uh, well, this dude here is kind of give the manager a problem. 00:19:45.839 --> 00:19:48.000 So he's like, Yeah, he's staying in such and such. 00:19:48.079 --> 00:19:49.039 I'm like, all right, cool. 00:19:49.200 --> 00:19:50.000 That's a huge

tip. 00:19:50.240 --> 00:19:51.759 And it's it's getting dark now. 00:19:51.839 --> 00:19:52.160 Uh huh. 00:19:52.480 --> 00:19:59.119 So we gotta we gotta do something because when it starts getting dark, man, it's like the Gremlins come out, man. 00:19:59.200 --> 00:19:59.279 Right. 00:19:59.759 --> 00:20:00.720 That dude, it's bad. 00:20:00.799 --> 00:20:01.680 Yeah, that was bad. 00:20:01.839 --> 00:20:03.039 Am I white ass out there? 00:20:03.440 --> 00:20:03.759 No. 00:20:04.720 --> 00:20:08.880 No, I am not the um, I am not the person that needs to be out there. 00:20:09.039 --> 00:20:09.279 Right. 00:20:09.440 --> 00:20:10.400 Me or Matt. 00:20:10.960 --> 00:20:16.720 Uh and so alright, so we go up to this hotel room and there's no movement. 00:20:17.119 --> 00:20:21.759 And we're looking through to like little cracks in the uh before we knock. 00:20:23.119 --> 00:20:26.240 And I said, Matt, what do you want to do? 00:20:26.319 --> 00:20:29.759 He's like, Well, let's let's go in. 00:20:30.559 --> 00:20:32.559 Like, all right, so we had the key. 00:20:33.039 --> 00:20:34.160 Oh, they gave you a key. 00:20:34.319 --> 00:20:36.319 Yeah, but he had the damn little lock. 00:20:36.960 --> 00:20:37.920 Oh, yeah, yeah. 00:20:38.319 --> 00:20:38.799 Lock on. 00:20:38.960 --> 00:20:44.559 So we opened it and we couldn't, we couldn't like, and we're trying not, we don't want to break the damn door frame apart. 00:20:44.720 --> 00:20:44.960 Right. 00:20:45.119 --> 00:20:47.920 And we're like, hey, come out, come out, come out. 00:20:48.559 --> 00:20:51.119 And there's a girl that he ain't in here, he ain't here. 00:20:51.200 --> 00:20:53.119 I'm like, bullshit, he is in here. 00:20:53.279 --> 00:20:58.880 And I and I'm thinking to myself, I'm like, these places don't have back doors, but do they have windows? 00:20:59.200 --> 00:21:01.440 I'm like, are you on the first floor or the second floor? 00:21:01.680 --> 00:21:02.880 Is it a motel or a hotel? 00:21:03.119 --> 00:21:04.319 It's one, it's only one floor. 00:21:04.480 --> 00:21:05.920 The whole thing's uh a motel. 00:21:06.000 --> 00:21:06.640 Yeah, it's a motel. 00:21:06.720 --> 00:21:07.839 Dude, it's sketchy as shit. 00:21:08.079 --> 00:21:09.519 Okay, it's sketchy as hell. 00:21:09.680 --> 00:21:12.240 So I'm like, huh, let me go check around the back real quick. 00:21:12.319 --> 00:21:14.480 Hey, Matt, stay right here and we'll go around the back. 00:21:15.920 --> 00:21:19.200 This dude is hopping out of this small window. 00:21:19.359 --> 00:21:21.759 I don't know how in the hell his fat ass got out of this little window. 00:21:21.920 --> 00:21:23.519 So he pushed the window unit out. 00:21:23.680 --> 00:21:26.319 So he picked, there's a there was an AC unit on the back, right? 00:21:26.400 --> 00:21:27.839 And he pushed it out. 00:21:28.000 --> 00:21:31.279 And I heard something, I didn't know what the hell it was when I was coming around. 00:21:31.359 --> 00:21:31.680 Uh-huh. 00:21:31.839 --> 00:21:35.039 And I and he he got skinny real quick. 00:21:35.119 --> 00:21:36.240 And he sucked it in, man. 00:21:37.519 --> 00:21:38.480 He sucked it in. 00:21:38.640 --> 00:21:38.880 Yeah. 00:21:39.279 --> 00:21:42.720 And I see him hauling ass away from me. 00:21:42.799 --> 00:21:44.079 I'm going, damn it. 00:21:44.240 --> 00:21:46.480 I I'm like, Well, I'm I can't catch him. 00:21:46.559 --> 00:21:48.720 It's a little narrow area and it opens up. 00:21:48.880 --> 00:21:49.359 You can't catch him. 00:21:49.599 --> 00:21:49.839 He was gone. 00:21:50.480 --> 00:21:51.759 Oh no, Crackhead was gone, bro. 00:21:52.319 --> 00:21:53.119 He was gone. 00:21:53.359 --> 00:21:58.400 So I come back around and go, hey, Matt, he got out the back window, but he's not far around here. 00:21:58.559 --> 00:21:58.960 Yeah. 00:21:59.200 --> 00:22:06.480 And so There was like literally we're walking, and there's like all kinds of people out hanging out. 00:22:06.640 --> 00:22:08.960 And then we're like, hey, you seen this guy there? 00:22:09.200 --> 00:22:11.359 Like, no, he done pissed it, he's gone, bro. 00:22:11.440 --> 00:22:11.759 He gone. 00:22:11.839 --> 00:22:13.279 He done, he done, he done flew out of here. 00:22:13.359 --> 00:22:14.799 I'm like, uh-huh, okay, whatever. 00:22:14.880 --> 00:22:17.200 And it's like we're driving around. 00:22:17.279 --> 00:22:25.839 We go to the next uh motel, and there's this guy going here, he goes, he goes, Hey man, y'all looking for such and such. 00:22:26.000 --> 00:22:26.640 I'm like, yeah. 00:22:26.799 --> 00:22:28.559 He goes, I know exactly where he is. 00:22:28.640 --> 00:22:29.200 You got some money? 00:22:29.359 --> 00:22:30.240 I'm like, hell yeah. 00:22:30.319 --> 00:22:31.440 He goes, You want to crack around? 00:22:31.519 --> 00:22:32.319 He goes, Yep. 00:22:33.440 --> 00:22:34.480 I was like, here you go. 00:22:34.640 --> 00:22:35.359 All right, what you got? 00:22:35.440 --> 00:22:36.720 I said, I give you a hundred dollars bill. 00:22:36.799 --> 00:22:38.160 You tell me where he's at right now. 00:22:38.400 --> 00:22:39.519 See, he goes, shit. 00:22:39.680 --> 00:22:41.440 I tell you, he's in that one right over there. 00:22:41.599 --> 00:22:43.200 He goes, but you gotta be careful, man. 00:22:43.440 --> 00:22:47.279 There's some people in there that that, you know, that's the that's the drug spot. 00:22:47.440 --> 00:22:51.519 You know, that they got some prostitutes in there, and they got guns. 00:22:51.680 --> 00:22:53.359 I'm like, man, damn. 00:22:53.599 --> 00:22:55.759 I was like, well, if this is right, I'll give you the$100. 00:22:56.319 --> 00:22:58.319 You ain't getting it$100 while I have possession of them. 00:22:58.400 --> 00:22:58.559 Right. 00:22:58.720 --> 00:23:00.400 He's like, all right, man, I'll see him wait. 00:23:02.720 --> 00:23:03.359 But watch. 00:23:03.680 --> 00:23:04.000 Man. 00:23:05.119 --> 00:23:07.279 So me and Matt were like, man, what do we do?

00:23:07.599 --> 00:23:10.240 Matt was like, let's just go in there hot. 00:23:11.519 --> 00:23:14.240 They there's no back windows on this place. 00:23:16.960 --> 00:23:17.039 Right. 00:23:17.279 --> 00:23:23.039 He goes, and let's just go in there and just say, you know, we're looking for such such and for crackhead, Mr. 00:23:23.119 --> 00:23:24.720 Crackhead, and that's it. 00:23:24.960 --> 00:23:26.079 And get out and get out. 00:23:26.160 --> 00:23:27.599 I'm like, all right, cool. 00:23:28.880 --> 00:23:29.680 I asked Mr. 00:23:29.759 --> 00:23:38.319 Crackhead, uh, the other crackhead if he knew there's anybody in there, he goes, man, he goes, just there's always a bunch of people in there. 00:23:39.440 --> 00:23:40.799 So okay. 00:23:41.039 --> 00:23:42.559 So we go in there hot, dude. 00:23:42.640 --> 00:23:43.839 We come in hot, bro. 00:23:43.920 --> 00:23:46.640 Like, we jump the damn curb and everything. 00:23:46.880 --> 00:23:48.960 We run up, it's like cockroaches. 00:23:50.160 --> 00:23:51.440 You know, everybody's gone. 00:23:51.519 --> 00:23:58.079 Except for this, and we knock on the door, they open it up, we got everybody like we get everybody out. 00:23:59.200 --> 00:24:01.119 And what all would you have in there? 00:24:01.279 --> 00:24:02.079 Oh god, dude. 00:24:02.319 --> 00:24:05.119 So when the door opened, it was this crackhead girl. 00:24:05.200 --> 00:24:07.039 Like, she was fucked up, bro. 00:24:07.440 --> 00:24:09.119 She was nasty, bro. 00:24:09.519 --> 00:24:12.079 She had been like, look, she'd been ran through. 00:24:12.319 --> 00:24:14.559 And he took in a shower in about a couple weeks. 00:24:14.799 --> 00:24:15.920 She was, she was. 00:24:16.400 --> 00:24:17.039 I was gas. 00:24:17.200 --> 00:24:19.680 Oh going, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. 00:24:19.839 --> 00:24:21.279 I was like, get out of here. 00:24:21.440 --> 00:24:24.000 And like, she's like, oh, she's like covering up. 00:24:24.079 --> 00:24:25.279 It's like a movie almost. 00:24:25.440 --> 00:24:27.119 She's covering up and she's running out. 00:24:27.200 --> 00:24:29.279 I'm like, oh my god, that's nasty. 00:24:29.440 --> 00:24:35.440 Some dude was like, yo, I mean, dude, and the dude inside was like, yo, I'm gonna, I'm gonna shoot you, baby. 00:24:35.680 --> 00:24:40.079 I'm like, dude, I will, I I ain't, I don't care what you're doing, I don't give a shit what you got in here. 00:24:40.240 --> 00:24:41.599 I want these such and such. 00:24:41.759 --> 00:24:44.400 He goes, Well, shit, he in the bathroom, hang on. 00:24:45.599 --> 00:24:47.359 He said, Get your ass out of here. 00:24:47.519 --> 00:24:49.279 And dude, come out, we got him. 00:24:49.359 --> 00:24:53.759 And we come like, dude, we threw him in the car and left so damn fast. 00:24:53.839 --> 00:24:54.960 Yeah, it won't funny, bro. 00:24:55.119 --> 00:24:57.200 Because they're, I mean, they were pissed off and they were coming. 00:24:57.839 --> 00:25:03.839 Because once they found out

that we won't cops, yeah, and we were just bondsmen, they're like, Oh shit, we're gonna kill these motherfuckers. 00:25:04.319 --> 00:25:07.440 And they're dude, I was ready to get the hell up out of there, bro. 00:25:07.599 --> 00:25:13.680 And then, like, we went when we turned them into the police department there, at the sheriff's department in Cumberland, yeah, county. 00:25:13.839 --> 00:25:17.359 The guy that even the sheriffs were like, you did what? 00:25:17.839 --> 00:25:20.079 Like, yeah, we went in there, like, man, we don't go in there at night. 00:25:20.160 --> 00:25:21.440 I was like, We did. 00:25:22.000 --> 00:25:23.839 I hang out there, I was like, Yeah, we don't do that. 00:25:24.000 --> 00:25:24.960 We don't do that at night there. 00:25:25.039 --> 00:25:27.359 I'm like, well, that's the reason why it's like that. 00:25:27.599 --> 00:25:29.839 Yeah, you might want to Yeah, you might want to look. 00:25:30.000 --> 00:25:30.640 So anyway, Mr. 00:25:30.720 --> 00:25:31.759 Crackhead, that's the story of Mr. 00:25:31.839 --> 00:25:32.400 Crackhead. 00:25:32.720 --> 00:25:32.880 Mr. 00:25:32.960 --> 00:25:34.000 Crackhead. 00:25:34.880 --> 00:25:35.680 He was, man. 00:25:35.839 --> 00:25:36.720 Sounds pretty generic. 00:25:37.119 --> 00:25:37.920 Smelled bad, God. 00:25:38.240 --> 00:25:39.359 Smell like burnt styrofoam. 00:25:40.000 --> 00:25:53.359 It smelled like burnt styrofoam, old cans of tuna fish, and uh and um oh god, I I don't know. 00:25:53.519 --> 00:25:55.680 It was the nastiest smell. 00:25:55.920 --> 00:26:00.000 Like, I went home and like jumped in a pool of ammonia. 00:26:00.480 --> 00:26:02.160 It was so bad, dude. 00:26:02.640 --> 00:26:03.440 Oh god. 00:26:03.680 --> 00:26:05.599 Uh I don't want to do that shit again, man. 00:26:05.920 --> 00:26:07.680 That's that's pretty gross, dude. 00:26:07.759 --> 00:26:07.920 Yeah. 00:26:08.079 --> 00:26:09.359 So anyway, I'm glad you got the crack. 00:26:09.920 --> 00:26:11.200 We got him and got paid. 00:26:11.680 --> 00:26:14.160 So that was so this was a cleanup for uh Mr. 00:26:14.319 --> 00:26:14.559 T. 00:26:14.880 --> 00:26:15.759 Yeah, for bankers. 00:26:15.920 --> 00:26:17.440 Yeah, is he out of business or something? 00:26:17.599 --> 00:26:19.359 Was that yeah, he went out of business. 00:26:19.680 --> 00:26:32.319 So so every once in a while, you know, some of these bondsmen they get overwhelmed by their forfeiture list, you know, and then they just and jump out of the business. 00:26:32.559 --> 00:26:33.680 Call it going rogue. 00:26:33.920 --> 00:26:37.279 Yeah, I want to say he was a sub agent under Mike. 00:26:37.680 --> 00:26:38.799 Remember that big Mike guy? 00:26:38.960 --> 00:26:39.359 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:26:39.519 --> 00:26:40.799 Yeah, I think he's still around. 00:26:41.119 --> 00:26:41.759 Oh, okay. 00:26:41.920 --> 00:26:44.160 This guy, didn't he go to another country or something? 00:26:44.400 --> 00:26:47.279 No, he was he's from Trinidad and

Tobago. 00:26:47.599 --> 00:26:48.000 Tobago. 00:26:48.319 --> 00:26:48.640 Yeah, yeah. 00:26:48.720 --> 00:26:50.000 I think that's that's where he's from. 00:26:50.160 --> 00:26:50.559 Yeah. 00:26:50.880 --> 00:26:52.720 I don't know what I don't know what happened to him. 00:26:53.200 --> 00:26:53.599 Yeah. 00:26:54.000 --> 00:27:00.720 Anyway, he's the man, I that we did so much for uh for that dude, for that dude, for bankers, I won't phone. 00:27:01.440 --> 00:27:06.400 But we did it, hell that remember, I already told this story, but the one we went went to Las Vegas. 00:27:06.480 --> 00:27:08.319 I went to Las Vegas and got that girl in the closet. 00:27:08.480 --> 00:27:12.799 Only had like a few days to get her before 100,000 was due right and got her. 00:27:12.960 --> 00:27:17.920 And like when she said, Hey, all I saw was like Don King in her armpits. 00:27:18.079 --> 00:27:19.599 It was bad, dude. 00:27:20.079 --> 00:27:22.079 It was bad, it was crazy. 00:27:23.200 --> 00:27:23.839 It was crazy. 00:27:23.920 --> 00:27:28.400 I said, Again, I'm telling you, you you do this for a long time, man. 00:27:28.480 --> 00:27:31.519 You see some stuff, you come across some smells, you alright? 00:27:31.680 --> 00:27:32.000 Hear me? 00:27:32.079 --> 00:27:34.000 Yeah, that one girl on Wybell. 00:27:34.240 --> 00:27:36.799 God, I got her and I was like, God, what is that smell? 00:27:36.880 --> 00:27:38.880 And I'm looking at it, I'm like, oh my god. 00:27:39.200 --> 00:27:41.599 And you know exactly what it was. 00:27:42.720 --> 00:27:47.680 She had uh she had an infection, if I had to say anyway, she weren't taking care of her. 00:27:48.000 --> 00:27:49.839 Oh my god, I cloxed that car. 00:27:51.599 --> 00:27:52.559 That was horrible. 00:27:53.200 --> 00:27:55.359 Hey, so Kat, you ready for that? 00:27:58.160 --> 00:27:59.839 Oh, that's awesome. 00:28:00.400 --> 00:28:02.559 Uh well, there you go. 00:28:02.799 --> 00:28:04.960 So that's about that's a wrap for that one. 00:28:05.920 --> 00:28:06.319 Yeah. 00:28:06.559 --> 00:28:08.400 Um, I don't know. 00:28:08.480 --> 00:28:09.359 We're gonna have to think about it. 00:28:09.440 --> 00:28:15.759 We're gonna have to come up with some uh some new that you got down in there in there's a vanna that you need to tell. 00:28:16.000 --> 00:28:18.640 Yeah, yeah, that was that didn't end so well. 00:28:18.720 --> 00:28:27.839 And we have one that uh we're gonna change things up um about a recent client that we had that um Oh yeah, good story. 00:28:28.000 --> 00:28:33.039 Yeah, it was supposed to have ended in a better ending than it did. 00:28:33.279 --> 00:28:33.920 Yeah. 00:28:34.160 --> 00:28:38.000 Um, this was uh a client that suffered from PTSD. 00:28:38.240 --> 00:28:40.240 That'd be good awareness, yeah. 00:28:40.480 --> 00:28:52.880 Um and um was supposed to take the uh the new drug IB again, which I've talked about in one of our blogs and everything about that, but he was supposed to go to Mexico to receive that treatment. 00:28:53.039 --> 00:28:59.519 It's supposedly doing wonders for people with alcoholism, uh, drug addiction, and PTSD. 00:28:59.680 --> 00:29:06.079 And actually, our friend um Hunter uh I had posted on Facebook about the um about that. 00:29:06.319 --> 00:29:08.799 He had he'd done it for his um Tourette's. 00:29:08.960 --> 00:29:09.519 Oh yeah. 00:29:09.680 --> 00:29:12.400 He said it helped him greatly with Tourette's. 00:29:13.680 --> 00:29:21.599 Yeah, I know that I know uh a lot of people with Tourette's use like THC uh ketamine um treatments, stuff like that. 00:29:21.680 --> 00:29:37.279 But this this one is supposed to be uh you know, a lot of they're having about a 90% success rate with it, and actually Trump signed the right to change the scheduling of it, which doesn't make it completely legal, but it puts them the medical usage scheduling. 00:29:37.519 --> 00:29:38.400 Yeah, like he did with weed. 00:29:38.559 --> 00:29:41.200 Yeah, because like schedule ones, there's no medical use. 00:29:41.359 --> 00:29:44.079 I think it went from a one to like a four or five. 00:29:44.240 --> 00:29:44.480 Yeah. 00:29:44.720 --> 00:29:47.279 So now it it can have medical purpose, right? 00:29:47.440 --> 00:29:49.039 You can get doctors to get a hold of it. 00:29:49.279 --> 00:29:51.839 Yeah, so it's gonna take some time for it to here in the U.S. 00:29:52.079 --> 00:29:55.680 I would be I I'm be very interested in see how that pans out. 00:29:55.759 --> 00:29:57.680 Uh same thing with the the marijuana. 00:29:57.759 --> 00:29:59.599 I I'd love to see how that pans out now. 00:29:59.759 --> 00:30:01.440 Doctors can get a hold of it. 00:30:01.680 --> 00:30:09.440 Um they can do a lot of studies and we can find out because I mean if it can help, it helps, man. 00:30:09.599 --> 00:30:11.039 I mean, yeah. 00:30:11.279 --> 00:30:12.079 So we'll see. 00:30:12.960 --> 00:30:13.440 All right, guys. 00:30:13.519 --> 00:30:16.880 Well, that's it for another great episode from uh from us. 00:30:17.200 --> 00:30:20.720 Uh other than that, I'm done, bro. 00:30:20.960 --> 00:30:21.920 We'll see you next time. 00:30:22.079 --> 00:30:22.559 Bye, bruh. 00:30:22.720 --> 00:30:23.039 Later. 00:30:23.440 --> 00:30:24.000 Bye. 00:30:25.039 --> 00:30:28.480 You've been listening to Off the Hook with Chad and Rob. 00:30:29.279 --> 00:30:31.119 We hope you've enjoyed the show. 00:30:31.279 --> 00:30:33.680 Make sure to like, rate, and review. 00:30:33.759 --> 00:30:37.839 And be sure to follow us for notifications for another exciting episode. 00:30:38.000 --> 00:30:45.839 But in the meantime, you can go to our website at www.offthehookpell.com to see more. 00:30:45.920 --> 00:30:51.759 So until next time, stay out of trouble, or it'll be you that needs to get off the hook.