บทถอดความฉบับเต็มของ Musky Trunks | Hot Takes, Fetishes, Dude Underwear and other Inappropriate Things

00:04:23.360 Hi. 00:04:24.079 --> 00:04:25.600 I'm Blue Hamilton. 00:04:25.680 --> 00:04:27.120 I'm a Muskie Trunk. 00:04:27.360 --> 00:04:30.160 I'm also a married father of two. 00:04:30.560 --> 00:04:36.160 I'm gay and I love John Denver. 00:04:38.240 --> 00:04:39.680 That's that's pretty solid. 00:04:40.000 --> 00:04:40.639 That's all true. 00:04:40.959 --> 00:04:42.319 I am Jeffrey Silk. 00:04:42.480 --> 00:04:44.000 I am the other Muskie Trunk. 00:04:44.319 --> 00:04:44.800 He's also gay. 00:04:44.959 --> 00:04:45.920 They don't you don't know that? 00:04:46.319 --> 00:04:47.120 They know that. 00:04:47.759 --> 00:04:49.279 I may be a little gay. 00:04:49.759 --> 00:04:52.319 And I have a cat named Gailey. 00:04:52.800 --> 00:04:53.920 How gay is that? 00:04:54.240 --> 00:04:56.319 Gaily Goo or Gailey Goblin. 00:04:56.720 --> 00:04:58.000 If you get her on a good day. 00:04:59.439 --> 00:05:01.279 One day she may come to this podcast. 00:05:01.680 --> 00:05:02.000 Come? 00:05:03.279 --> 00:05:04.959 See, it's never left you. 00:05:08.560 --> 00:05:10.319 I do think about my cat a lot. 00:05:11.120 --> 00:05:14.000 I don't know if that's like a a weird thing or if it's unhealthy. 00:05:14.879 --> 00:05:17.920 I have some friends that are like, well, your cat's not a person. 00:05:18.160 --> 00:05:19.519 I'm like, well, no shit. 00:05:19.600 --> 00:05:20.959 She's better than a person. 00:05:21.360 --> 00:05:23.279 But they're like, you're so attached to your cat. 00:05:23.439 --> 00:05:24.800 Like, why do you care so much? 00:05:24.959 --> 00:05:29.759 Like it bothers me if I'm gone for too long and I'm not around her. 00:05:29.920 --> 00:05:31.120 I do think about her a lot. 00:05:31.360 --> 00:05:32.079 And it bothers her. 00:05:32.240 --> 00:05:34.959 When I come home, she's like, I'm running out. 00:05:35.680 --> 00:05:36.480 She's so excited. 00:05:36.560 --> 00:05:38.160 Like, I love her so much. 00:05:38.319 --> 00:05:39.279 But there's this. 00:05:39.759 --> 00:05:42.480 Well, there's also like people have some idea about cats. 00:05:42.720 --> 00:05:45.360 And maybe some cats are assholes, but not all cats. 00:05:45.519 --> 00:05:47.600 But people have ideas about cats being assholes. 00:05:47.759 --> 00:05:48.319 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:05:48.560 --> 00:05:50.959 That it's kind of like, oh, it's not like a dog. 00:05:51.120 --> 00:05:52.079 Um JG. 00:05:52.240 --> 00:05:54.160 Like you've Arliss, and Arless is freaking precious. 00:05:54.240 --> 00:05:56.560 And he's said, like, there's so much unconditional love there. 00:05:56.800 --> 00:05:58.079 But the same could be said for my cat. 00:05:58.160 --> 00:06:00.480 Like, not every cat is an asshole. 00:06:00.639 --> 00:06:07.680 But I think it's it's more you than the cats because we have a cat, our our female cat, Toppy. 00:06:08.000 --> 00:06:10.879 I don't know who's listening, but she's in our videos and stuff, right? 00:06:11.360 --> 00:06:16.800 And uh, she loves you, but she's like she's very picky about when I'm allowed to touch her. 00:06:17.600 --> 00:06:22.240 She'll see me coming sometimes, and she'll be like, just at the sight of me. 00:06:22.639 --> 00:06:24.160 And but she's not like that. 00:06:24.319 --> 00:06:25.759 She does the same thing when she sees you. 00:06:25.839 --> 00:06:28.319 She starts and run across the backyard. 00:06:29.199 --> 00:06:32.959 So I was sitting there waiting for you when you're vacuuming, and she came and slept on my lap. 00:06:33.519 --> 00:06:34.160 She did that with you? 00:06:34.560 --> 00:06:35.839 Yeah, no, no, absolutely not. 00:06:36.000 --> 00:06:37.920 She just did her little kneading on my lap and just laid her. 00:06:38.480 --> 00:06:38.959 She does it. 00:06:39.040 --> 00:06:40.800 I don't even think she would do it to Rosa. 00:06:40.879 --> 00:06:42.560 I don't think she would do it to any of us. 00:06:42.800 --> 00:06:45.199 I just I got away with the pussy. 00:06:46.959 --> 00:06:47.519 Cat. 00:06:47.759 --> 00:06:48.240 Pussycat. 00:06:48.720 --> 00:06:49.120 Pussycat. 00:06:49.439 --> 00:06:51.120 Specify there could be children listening. 00:06:51.279 --> 00:06:51.680 Damn it. 00:06:51.839 --> 00:06:55.839 Well, if you're a child and you're listening to this, you need to go tell your parents. 00:06:56.319 --> 00:06:57.680 To give us five stars. 00:06:57.920 --> 00:06:58.399 Yes. 00:06:58.639 --> 00:07:00.240 And then push stop. 00:07:00.319 --> 00:07:01.839 And then push quit listening. 00:07:02.160 --> 00:07:02.879 Stop now. 00:07:03.199 --> 00:07:09.360 I I thoroughly believe that pets are family. 00:07:09.759 --> 00:07:13.040 You know, I don't think there's anything wrong with missing your cat. 00:07:13.120 --> 00:07:14.399 I think that it says a lot about you. 00:07:14.480 --> 00:07:19.199 And before I was a dad, I had a dog that I felt very much the same way. 00:07:19.279 --> 00:07:20.879 And I took him everywhere with me. 00:07:21.040 --> 00:07:27.439 I I got him as a puppy when he was uh uh I have shit. 00:07:27.519 --> 00:07:28.639 I lived in a studio apartment. 00:07:28.720 --> 00:07:33.120 I mean, he was what's the age, like eight weeks, whatever the you know, as soon as they could be winged off, I got him. 00:07:33.199 --> 00:07:35.279 I forget how old he was, but he was just a puppy. 00:07:35.600 --> 00:07:44.480 Um and I named that dog after a very uh significant figure in my life whose name was Cheryl Crow. 00:07:44.800 --> 00:07:45.120 Crow dog. 00:07:45.439 --> 00:07:46.000 Crow dog. 00:07:46.399 --> 00:07:49.600 And people always said this kind of the same thing is like it's weird how much you love your dog. 00:07:49.680 --> 00:07:53.839 And it's like, no, it's it's an unconditional love that I've never felt before. 00:07:54.160 --> 00:07:56.800 And and I was attached to him and I loved him. 00:07:57.040 --> 00:08:05.759 And uh Flash 2, you know, years and years later, I adopted a son and we named him Crow. 00:08:06.079 --> 00:08:06.720

Yeah. 00:08:06.959 --> 00:08:12.079 Like after Cheryl Crow, but after the dog crow as well. 00:08:12.160 --> 00:08:12.240 Yeah. 00:08:12.480 --> 00:08:14.079 So then that now become a family name. 00:08:14.480 --> 00:08:19.759 Point is, is your daughter's name could very well not be Lizzie, it could be Gailey. 00:08:20.639 --> 00:08:22.079 This is my daughter, Gayley. 00:08:23.920 --> 00:08:24.399 She'll be in school. 00:08:24.480 --> 00:08:25.759 Do you have do you have gay parents? 00:08:26.079 --> 00:08:27.360 Why'd they name you Gayley? 00:08:27.680 --> 00:08:28.480 What a weird name. 00:08:28.639 --> 00:08:29.839 It's an old German name, mind you. 00:08:29.920 --> 00:08:35.759 It's not I didn't name her gailey because people are like gaily, like I am gay, or that's gay in a happy way. 00:08:36.320 --> 00:08:37.840 I'm going gaily about my gay. 00:08:38.080 --> 00:08:39.120 It's not this gay? 00:08:39.200 --> 00:08:39.679 This gay? 00:08:39.759 --> 00:08:40.240 This gay. 00:08:40.399 --> 00:08:40.720 This gay. 00:08:41.519 --> 00:08:42.240 This gay. 00:08:46.960 --> 00:08:48.000 This gay. 00:08:48.159 --> 00:08:49.039 Yeah, point. 00:08:50.960 --> 00:08:51.279 Okay. 00:08:51.600 --> 00:08:53.360 Point being, I I love her. 00:08:53.600 --> 00:08:53.919 Point. 00:08:54.080 --> 00:08:59.840 And I I sometimes if I get like stoned, I get really sad. 00:08:59.919 --> 00:09:02.080 Like I think about her going away. 00:09:02.240 --> 00:09:03.600 You know, she's she's only five. 00:09:03.759 --> 00:09:04.879 Do you kiss her on her nose? 00:09:05.120 --> 00:09:05.759 I kiss her. 00:09:05.919 --> 00:09:08.080 Well, it's not say I kiss her everywhere, but I don't know. 00:09:08.559 --> 00:09:10.000 You almost said it out loud. 00:09:10.159 --> 00:09:10.480 I do. 00:09:10.799 --> 00:09:14.639 PETA! Pita! Shane Dawson, part two. 00:09:15.039 --> 00:09:17.840 Um, no, I I it's not of your generation. 00:09:17.919 --> 00:09:19.039 I don't think you'd understand the con. 00:09:19.679 --> 00:09:20.879 That you'd know my look that much. 00:09:20.960 --> 00:09:23.519 That that blank look like compute, compute, don't know it. 00:09:24.559 --> 00:09:30.960 Um no, I just I adore her and I get a little bit stoned sometimes, and I just like think about mortality. 00:09:31.120 --> 00:09:34.559 Because I I got her when I turned 21. 00:09:35.519 --> 00:09:38.399 Um during the pandemic when I lived alone. 00:09:38.480 --> 00:09:46.960 I was so lonely living in San Jose, and I got her as a from uh uh uh like a pound or from some crackheads in Livermore. 00:09:47.039 --> 00:09:49.919 She was in a cardboard box and she was covered in cockroach spray. 00:09:50.080 --> 00:09:51.919 I was broke, I brought her home. 00:09:52.080 --> 00:09:54.240 She was so ill, her eye was swollen shut. 00:09:54.320 --> 00:09:56.159 I brought her to the hospital to the pet hospital. 00:09:56.320 --> 00:09:57.279 She almost died. 00:09:57.440 --> 00:09:59.519 I just paid I paid$2,300. 00:10:00.159 --> 00:10:01.120 I didn't even know this cat. 00:10:01.279 --> 00:10:01.840 But you were broke? 00:10:02.000 --> 00:10:02.320 I was broke. 00:10:02.480 --> 00:10:04.240 How the fuck do you have$2,300 if you're bought? 00:10:07.600 --> 00:10:10.320 Which is probably still in collections to this day. 00:10:10.559 --> 00:10:12.399 But I I just had to. 00:10:12.480 --> 00:10:19.519 Like she's the most precious little thing, and then she healed up, her eyes got her eyes got better, and she got healthy, and now she's just the coolest cat. 00:10:19.679 --> 00:10:33.759 And I everyone thinks their pet's the coolest cat or the coolest, whatever, but I'm telling you, like she she's vocal, she is smart, like she knows how to open doors, she knows how to turn on the sink, she knows how to like ask for water, she knows what she wants, and she's very, she's very smart. 00:10:33.840 --> 00:10:49.039 And I just thought about like what my life's gonna be when she passes, because there's certain attachments I've had in my life that I've had to let go of, and I feel like I've channeled so much energy into her, and I know it's silly, but I do think about it. 00:10:49.120 --> 00:10:53.759 Like when she passes, hopefully in 30 something years from now. 00:10:54.399 --> 00:10:56.159 30, I'm gonna be fucking devastated. 00:10:56.799 --> 00:10:57.840 I'm just being hopeful. 00:10:58.000 --> 00:10:59.840 I'm gonna be devastated. 00:11:00.240 --> 00:11:00.879 You will be. 00:11:01.039 --> 00:11:04.799 I'm gonna be really devastated, and it's gonna take me out, so I don't like to think about it. 00:11:05.039 --> 00:11:12.080 Um, I had a vet tell me one time when when crowd dog was getting old that the best thing to do is to get another one before that one dies. 00:11:12.240 --> 00:11:12.399 Yeah. 00:11:12.639 --> 00:11:14.320 And I was like, I can't imagine. 00:11:14.559 --> 00:11:24.879 Like not only did it feel weird because the idea of like pr intentionally replacing him or filling something to to avoid, you know, to replace him, but also the responsibility. 00:11:24.960 --> 00:11:37.200 And then uh it was it's weird how I became a dad and my son and the dog lived together in the same house for I don't know, six to eight months before we had to put the dog down. 00:11:37.360 --> 00:11:37.600 Yeah. 00:11:37.840 --> 00:11:40.639 Um, so it's kind of like a passing of the torch. 00:11:40.720 --> 00:11:42.080 So you never know what the future holds. 00:11:42.159 --> 00:11:43.440 You can, you know, something. 00:11:43.679 --> 00:11:44.720 I might want to get her a friend. 00:11:44.799 --> 00:11:46.320 I want to get her like a little buddy because I'm out. 00:11:46.720 --> 00:11:50.240 Do you need a little a little uh uh like a calico cat? 00:11:50.799 --> 00:11:52.639 A little slutty girl cat? 00:11:52.879 --> 00:11:55.120 Yeah, that you hores himself out every time you come over. 00:11:56.720 --> 00:12:07.440 Listen, see Joffrey Pops here got his name partially

because my cat, who is obsessed with him, his her name is Toppy, short for Topanod because she looks like Olive Toppanod. 00:12:07.679 --> 00:12:08.960 So we call her Toppy. 00:12:09.039 --> 00:12:13.120 And then I started calling her Toppy Pops, and then I met Jeffrey. 00:12:13.360 --> 00:12:14.080 Joffrey. 00:12:15.360 --> 00:12:16.559 Sounds so weird to say. 00:12:16.639 --> 00:12:18.720 Uh, but your name is spelt like Joffrey. 00:12:18.879 --> 00:12:19.840 So it's the British. 00:12:20.080 --> 00:12:22.080 With a Joffrey and then Jeffrey? 00:12:22.559 --> 00:12:24.480 Joffy Pops. 00:12:24.879 --> 00:12:25.600 Joffy Pops. 00:12:25.919 --> 00:12:27.200 Where'd the pops come from? 00:12:27.600 --> 00:12:28.399 Toppy pops? 00:12:29.279 --> 00:12:29.600 Excuse me. 00:12:29.759 --> 00:12:34.799 Where the the the like the pops for Joffrey Pops, or is it because of Toffee Pops that you say Toffee Pops? 00:12:35.120 --> 00:12:36.320 Toppy Pops, not Toffee. 00:12:36.559 --> 00:12:36.960 Sorry, Toppy. 00:12:37.600 --> 00:12:38.320 I keep thinking Toffee. 00:12:38.480 --> 00:12:39.120 Toppy Toppy. 00:12:39.279 --> 00:12:39.840 Toppy pops. 00:12:40.000 --> 00:12:41.039 I love her and I can't give her her name right. 00:12:41.200 --> 00:12:42.000 Toppy pops. 00:12:42.399 --> 00:12:45.200 Well, if you really love her, you call her by her full name, Tapanod. 00:12:45.360 --> 00:12:45.840 Topanot. 00:12:46.000 --> 00:12:47.360 I think Topanod's a very cute name. 00:12:47.440 --> 00:12:48.000 Yeah. 00:12:48.240 --> 00:12:49.039 So yes. 00:12:49.200 --> 00:12:52.399 When that day comes, it'll be a very sad one. 00:12:52.480 --> 00:12:56.799 And I think that I'll probably do a sitting shiva. 00:12:57.360 --> 00:12:57.600 What? 00:12:57.759 --> 00:12:58.799 A shitting shiva. 00:13:00.399 --> 00:13:00.879 Shitting shiva. 00:13:01.200 --> 00:13:02.320 What is a shitting shiva? 00:13:02.639 --> 00:13:04.320 Shitting shitting shiva. 00:13:05.039 --> 00:13:05.360 A what? 00:13:05.759 --> 00:13:06.080 Sitting? 00:13:06.399 --> 00:13:06.720 Sitting. 00:13:07.039 --> 00:13:07.600 Say it slowly. 00:13:07.840 --> 00:13:08.320 Sitting. 00:13:08.399 --> 00:13:09.039 Like we're going to do it. 00:13:10.159 --> 00:13:10.559 Shiva. 00:13:10.879 --> 00:13:11.200 Shiva. 00:13:11.840 --> 00:13:12.000 Shiva. 00:13:12.559 --> 00:13:13.759 I should research what shit. 00:13:13.919 --> 00:13:14.320 Shiva. 00:13:16.000 --> 00:13:17.679 It's like when you shit and you get the shivers. 00:13:18.559 --> 00:13:19.200 That happens sometimes. 00:13:19.519 --> 00:13:19.759 It does. 00:13:19.840 --> 00:13:20.960 When you're peeing too. 00:13:21.840 --> 00:13:23.919 The point being is I Okay. 00:13:24.399 --> 00:13:28.720 Well, I come from Jews, but I'm not, I'm not Jewish. 00:13:28.960 --> 00:13:32.480 According to the religion, also like your mother has to be. 00:13:32.639 --> 00:13:33.360 My mom's not. 00:13:33.440 --> 00:13:34.480 My mom's Native American. 00:13:34.559 --> 00:13:35.600 She's in Arizona. 00:13:35.759 --> 00:13:36.639 My dad's Jewish. 00:13:36.960 --> 00:13:38.480 You look Jewish, though. 00:13:39.759 --> 00:13:42.960 My dad's Jewish, and uh it's because of the Schnaz. 00:13:43.360 --> 00:13:43.919 It's the Schnazz. 00:13:44.240 --> 00:13:46.000 It's the Schnazz, but it it's also the beard. 00:13:46.159 --> 00:13:48.320 You just have a very Jewish look. 00:13:48.720 --> 00:13:48.960 Okay. 00:13:49.120 --> 00:13:50.960 Yeah, I mean, yeah, I obviously get all the time. 00:13:51.039 --> 00:13:52.399 People think I'm Israeli. 00:13:52.639 --> 00:13:54.879 Um or people think I'm Greek, something like that. 00:13:55.200 --> 00:13:56.159 All those things are very sexy. 00:13:56.320 --> 00:13:56.720 I'm into it. 00:13:56.799 --> 00:13:57.120 I'm into it. 00:13:57.360 --> 00:14:01.840 But uh, well, you know, not necessarily all of that right now, especially right now. 00:14:02.159 --> 00:14:03.279 We're not talking about that. 00:14:03.440 --> 00:14:04.240 But I'm not. 00:14:04.399 --> 00:14:04.960 I'm not Jewish. 00:14:05.120 --> 00:14:12.559 But sometimes there's certain parts about that culture, specifically the sitting Shiva, that are interesting to me. 00:14:12.639 --> 00:14:14.320 So if you don't know what that is, you've never heard that? 00:14:15.360 --> 00:14:16.240 You said it the other day. 00:14:16.480 --> 00:14:18.240 Um no, it's like a it's a morning. 00:14:18.480 --> 00:14:23.440 It's a it's a an a morning practice, like a religious mourning practice. 00:14:23.600 --> 00:14:23.759 Yes. 00:14:23.840 --> 00:14:28.159 And it's it's yeah, it sounds sad, but I feel like actually it's it to me is really beautiful. 00:14:28.480 --> 00:14:29.120 So what is the practice? 00:14:29.200 --> 00:14:29.519 What do you think? 00:14:29.600 --> 00:14:30.480 So the practice I'm gonna tell you. 00:14:30.559 --> 00:14:32.240 It's seven days of mourning. 00:14:32.399 --> 00:14:36.399 And I'm, you know, please come in in the comments and like correct me if I'm wrong because I really should know more. 00:14:36.480 --> 00:14:37.519 And I should talk to my my family. 00:14:37.600 --> 00:14:39.200 I should talk to my grandpa about this and really know. 00:14:39.360 --> 00:14:41.120 Because I it will be subjected to Google it. 00:14:41.200 --> 00:14:43.840 I well, yeah, but what about talking to your grandfather who knows this, right? 00:14:44.000 --> 00:14:44.480 Yeah, yeah, of course. 00:14:44.639 --> 00:14:45.679 You know, studied the Torah and stuff. 00:14:46.000 --> 00:14:48.639 But like you haven't had 27 years to do it, but well, he'd be happy. 00:14:48.720 --> 00:14:51.120 Maybe it took me 27 years to finally ask, you know? 00:14:51.440 --> 00:14:53.519 Maybe at the moment enough. 00:14:54.960 --> 00:14:55.919 This is the moment. 00:14:56.159 --> 00:15:04.399 Um, I think it's beautiful because it's a way that you mourn, and you're it's you're supposed to be low to the ground. 00:15:04.480 --> 00:15:08.399 You sit, you sit on a

stool, you sit on the ground, whatever, and it's seven days where you're kind of here. 00:15:08.480 --> 00:15:15.600 And of course, you can use the bathroom, you eat, you can do whatever you need, but like you're mostly in the same space, from my understanding, for seven days of mourning. 00:15:15.840 --> 00:15:19.759 And people come day, day, day or night, and they visit you one at a time. 00:15:19.840 --> 00:15:22.320 So you can have like your your grandma might come, your brother, your sister. 00:15:22.799 --> 00:15:23.759 While you're sitting on the ground, yeah. 00:15:23.840 --> 00:15:25.039 It's like, but it's your doors open. 00:15:25.120 --> 00:15:29.519 So traditionally, your door's left unlocked, and family comes in and they don't say anything. 00:15:29.600 --> 00:15:32.240 It's like silence, and they leave it up to you. 00:15:32.320 --> 00:15:34.240 But it's just to show that they love you and they support you. 00:15:34.320 --> 00:15:37.440 So if you lose somebody that looks really important to you, I think it's really beautiful. 00:15:37.600 --> 00:15:43.600 It's like you just sit there, and so your friend comes over and they're quiet and they wait, and maybe you're just saying nothing and you just sit in silence. 00:15:43.679 --> 00:15:47.919 Or maybe you're like, I want to talk about my loved one, and I want to tell you a story about like a moment in their life. 00:15:48.000 --> 00:15:48.639 It's really beautiful. 00:15:48.960 --> 00:15:50.320 Are you allowed to talk if they talk to you? 00:15:50.480 --> 00:15:51.039 Of course, I'm sure. 00:15:51.120 --> 00:15:53.039 Yeah, there's no you're not allowed to start the conversation. 00:15:53.200 --> 00:15:54.399 I don't, it's not, I'm sure you can. 00:15:54.480 --> 00:15:54.799 I don't know. 00:15:54.879 --> 00:16:03.120 I think traditionally like if you but like it, I like seriously, no 24 hours and you sleep there, or do you are you allowed to sleep in a bed? 00:16:03.360 --> 00:16:07.600 The people that visit, the people are are sh sh shiver. 00:16:07.919 --> 00:16:08.159 I don't know. 00:16:08.639 --> 00:16:10.480 I don't know, and that's why I should know more about it. 00:16:10.639 --> 00:16:14.159 I think you are a lot of it is just being there, but maybe I'm wrong, maybe you are sleeping in a bed. 00:16:14.240 --> 00:16:28.000 I don't, I'm sure you are sleeping, you need to, but part of it's also wearing like torn or worn clothes and just being you're not supposed to wear like leather shoes, you're not supposed to be dressed up, you're not necessarily supposed to shower for pleasure, you just shower out of necessity if you have to. 00:16:28.320 --> 00:16:29.840 Well, once a day is necessity. 00:16:30.159 --> 00:16:30.799 Yeah. 00:16:31.120 --> 00:16:35.039 I think to me though, on a serious note, I do think it's a beautiful thing. 00:16:35.200 --> 00:16:39.360 I think if I were to do that, if any not just my cat, I mean I'm I'm being funny about that. 00:16:39.600 --> 00:16:40.960 Maybe I'm not, maybe I would do it. 00:16:41.120 --> 00:16:47.120 But to lose somebody I really care about and like you really love that's dear to your heart, I feel like it's different than just having a funeral. 00:16:47.200 --> 00:16:48.240 It's like being in that space. 00:16:48.320 --> 00:16:54.399 Maybe it's a home that you shared with this person, just having like people be there for you unconditionally, right? 00:16:54.480 --> 00:16:59.200 Like no expectations, like not to talk to you, just be there and and and just empathize. 00:16:59.279 --> 00:17:00.799 There's a lot of beauty in the silence. 00:17:01.039 --> 00:17:02.559 So anyway, I won't bring I won't bring it down. 00:17:02.639 --> 00:17:03.600 I don't think it's a depressing thing, though. 00:17:03.679 --> 00:17:04.319 I'm just sharing a little bit of that. 00:17:04.400 --> 00:17:05.039 I think it's a really good thing. 00:17:05.599 --> 00:17:15.680 I think that's sweet that you would consider doing uh sitting shiva for your cat because I think I don't think there's anything wrong with loving an animal just as much as you would love a human. 00:17:15.839 --> 00:17:18.079 I think in some cases you love animals more. 00:17:18.319 --> 00:17:18.559 I do. 00:17:18.799 --> 00:17:20.079 Yeah, most humans do. 00:17:20.240 --> 00:17:23.119 She's she she's innocent, she's the epitome of innocence. 00:17:23.200 --> 00:17:25.519 If she hurts me, it's an accident. 00:17:25.680 --> 00:17:30.400 There's no there's no malicious intent there for her to like come for me. 00:17:30.480 --> 00:17:31.359 Well, and that's not true. 00:17:31.440 --> 00:17:37.279 When she wants her dinner, I was gonna say that she wants her cat to be like she'll chew on my ankles because she wants like her dinner and she'll do earlier. 00:17:37.440 --> 00:17:42.720 She'll go chew on my plants and like look at me, like stare me in the eyes and be like, I'm gonna want my fucking dinner. 00:17:43.119 --> 00:17:43.920 Pay attention. 00:17:44.240 --> 00:17:48.799 But no, there's just it's innocence, and and you've seen you've seen an encounter with my family. 00:17:48.880 --> 00:17:56.960 I've talked to you about some of some of my family that that are that have so many expectations of you or conditions, right? 00:17:57.279 --> 00:17:58.720 Unconditional love. 00:17:59.039 --> 00:18:00.640 And it's such a beautiful thing. 00:18:00.720 --> 00:18:01.519 I think I said with Arlis. 00:18:01.680 --> 00:18:04.079 Like Arlis, he just and sometimes I'm sure it annoys you. 00:18:04.160 --> 00:18:06.480 Sometimes you're like, okay, go okay, like give me a break, give me a break. 00:18:06.640 --> 00:18:07.599 Yeah, he's no, he's annoying. 00:18:07.759 --> 00:18:12.319 He's an but but he's also a big, massive that thinks he's the size of a cat. 00:18:12.480 --> 00:18:13.039 Yeah, yeah. 00:18:13.279 --> 00:18:21.279 But that unconditional love is rare, and it's to get that, to have something or someone waiting for you.

00:18:21.519 --> 00:18:22.640 You're their whole world. 00:18:22.799 --> 00:18:24.000 Like, that's so wonderful. 00:18:24.160 --> 00:18:24.400 Yeah. 00:18:24.559 --> 00:18:28.480 So many people in my life that our family that are like, I don't give a fuck what Jeffrey's doing. 00:18:28.559 --> 00:18:29.920 I don't care where he is, where he's at. 00:18:30.079 --> 00:18:34.160 So you have an animal that like sees you as your entire world, like it's beautiful. 00:18:34.240 --> 00:18:36.720 Yeah, it's nice to feel needed and wanted. 00:18:37.119 --> 00:18:39.519 Well, then get a uh a cat or a lab. 00:18:39.839 --> 00:18:40.720 Cat or lab. 00:18:41.359 --> 00:18:42.400 Or Great Pyrenees. 00:18:42.559 --> 00:18:43.599 It was so cute. 00:18:43.680 --> 00:18:44.640 And the soul oil. 00:18:44.960 --> 00:18:46.319 My grandma's dog, Bodhi. 00:18:47.519 --> 00:18:48.400 Shout out to Bodie. 00:18:49.279 --> 00:18:50.799 Don't get a chicken. 00:18:52.240 --> 00:18:54.000 Chickens don't give a shit about anything. 00:18:54.240 --> 00:18:57.759 Speaking of chickens, those eggs you gave me, are they supposed to be refrigerated or not? 00:18:57.920 --> 00:18:58.079 No. 00:18:58.160 --> 00:18:58.240 Okay. 00:18:58.640 --> 00:18:59.200 Well, they can be. 00:18:59.440 --> 00:19:00.960 But I didn't put them in the fridge and I was like, oh no. 00:19:01.039 --> 00:19:02.240 I think we like they're good. 00:19:02.400 --> 00:19:08.559 They're I think yeah, they're they're they're good for the eggs that you buy in the stores are months and months old. 00:19:08.720 --> 00:19:10.640 Those eggs that you got were like a day or two old. 00:19:10.799 --> 00:19:11.039 Yeah. 00:19:13.119 --> 00:19:14.400 But did you refrigerate them? 00:19:14.559 --> 00:19:14.720 No. 00:19:14.880 --> 00:19:15.599 Yeah, you're good. 00:19:15.680 --> 00:19:16.640 Just eat them soon. 00:19:16.799 --> 00:19:17.039 Yeah. 00:19:17.200 --> 00:19:17.440 Yeah. 00:19:17.839 --> 00:19:18.480 I'm excited to. 00:19:18.720 --> 00:19:19.599 I'm surprised you haven't yet. 00:19:19.680 --> 00:19:21.119 I actually I think I had some for breakfast this morning. 00:19:21.359 --> 00:19:21.599 Yeah, yeah. 00:19:21.759 --> 00:19:22.160 There you go. 00:19:22.960 --> 00:19:23.519 I don't think. 00:19:23.599 --> 00:19:24.240 I know. 00:19:24.559 --> 00:19:26.079 I think I think I ate this. 00:19:26.400 --> 00:19:30.559 Well, you could have thought you had eggs, or you did have eggs, but you thought you had this kind or that kind. 00:19:30.720 --> 00:19:30.880 Yeah. 00:19:31.039 --> 00:19:32.079 No, who fucking cares? 00:19:32.240 --> 00:19:33.119 They're good eggs. 00:19:33.440 --> 00:19:34.240 A good egg. 00:19:34.640 --> 00:19:35.599 You're a good egg. 00:19:35.759 --> 00:19:40.000 There is a good egg in uh in Phoenix, the restaurant. 00:19:40.160 --> 00:19:41.839 The good egg, isn't it? 00:19:42.240 --> 00:19:42.880 I I don't know. 00:19:42.960 --> 00:19:44.720 I haven't been to Phoenix in years. 00:19:45.279 --> 00:19:49.440 Um, maybe we should uh make a road trip to Phoenix, take a trip down memory lane. 00:19:49.599 --> 00:19:51.680 You love Phoenix, you love the desert. 00:19:52.240 --> 00:19:53.119 Guess where I'm going tomorrow? 00:19:54.079 --> 00:19:54.640 Where are you going tomorrow? 00:19:54.720 --> 00:19:56.240 Oh, I do love Sedona too. 00:19:56.400 --> 00:19:58.640 Uh I'm going to Huntington Beach. 00:19:58.880 --> 00:20:00.240 It is my cousin's birthday. 00:20:00.400 --> 00:20:02.000 Ooh, I love Republicans. 00:20:02.720 --> 00:20:03.920 And uh that's their beach. 00:20:04.000 --> 00:20:04.720 They go there a lot. 00:20:04.880 --> 00:20:10.960 I think my my cousin, I think he plays, I know he plays baseball, but I think he has tournaments there. 00:20:11.039 --> 00:20:17.200 But uh we're uh they're renting a boat and we're going like on a little boat cruise, and there's I think a bar and everything on the on the ship. 00:20:17.440 --> 00:20:18.160 I'm jealous. 00:20:18.319 --> 00:20:22.880 I know, and there's no kids because my cousin, she has kids that are adults now. 00:20:23.039 --> 00:20:24.319 You know, leaving in their 20s. 00:20:24.880 --> 00:20:27.039 And yeah, my kids are they're hanging out with the cousins, cousins. 00:20:27.440 --> 00:20:28.559 Just get to drink on a boat. 00:20:28.640 --> 00:20:28.960 Uh-huh. 00:20:29.119 --> 00:20:30.079 TFTI, bro. 00:20:30.240 --> 00:20:36.559 And then my cousin, who is my cousin's husband, but all my cousin, uh, he's the designated driver. 00:20:36.880 --> 00:20:38.240 The doesn't need a boat driver? 00:20:38.400 --> 00:20:38.640 No, no. 00:20:38.880 --> 00:20:41.200 Well, I think there's somebody driving boat driver. 00:20:41.279 --> 00:20:42.880 What do you mean like the vehicle to get us there? 00:20:43.119 --> 00:20:45.759 We hope someone's sober enough to ride this thing. 00:20:52.319 --> 00:20:54.880 It's it's the fucking worst com ever. 00:20:56.720 --> 00:20:58.559 If I can't catch my breath, I can't get the copy. 00:21:00.000 --> 00:21:01.759 That's why you get smoked cigarettes. 00:21:01.920 --> 00:21:02.559 Or marijuana. 00:21:02.960 --> 00:21:03.680 Cigarettes are gross. 00:21:03.839 --> 00:21:05.119 Have you been to Huntington Beach? 00:21:05.200 --> 00:21:06.400 Yeah, of course I've been to Huntington Beach. 00:21:06.559 --> 00:21:10.880 But um, I guess I'd say Godmom, Deb, who Deb, who sometimes watches this. 00:21:10.960 --> 00:21:11.519 So hi Deb. 00:21:11.759 --> 00:21:12.160 Hi, Deb. 00:21:12.319 --> 00:21:13.039 I love you, Deb. 00:21:13.279 --> 00:21:14.400 Lives at Newport Beach, right? 00:21:14.480 --> 00:21:17.200 And that's within the vicinity. 00:21:17.279 --> 00:21:18.079 That's that's the same thing. 00:21:18.240 --> 00:21:18.480 I guess. 00:21:18.559 --> 00:21:18.640 Yeah. 00:21:18.720 --> 00:21:19.920 Newport Huntington, I feel like that's the same. 00:21:20.079 --> 00:21:21.920 All those beaches just kind of blur together to me. 00:21:22.079 --> 00:21:22.319

Yeah. 00:21:22.559 --> 00:21:22.880 Yeah. 00:21:23.039 --> 00:21:24.799 Um I don't go to those beaches. 00:21:24.960 --> 00:21:26.640 I mean, I love Oceanside. 00:21:26.960 --> 00:21:28.799 Go to Oceanside, and we were just there yesterday. 00:21:29.119 --> 00:21:29.519 It was really funny. 00:21:29.759 --> 00:21:30.240 I love Oceanside. 00:21:30.400 --> 00:21:32.960 But I have heard this thing time and time again about Oceanside. 00:21:33.039 --> 00:21:36.400 And this may be more particular, especially to people who are listening, because they may not know that at all. 00:21:36.559 --> 00:21:38.480 Even people that live out here don't know what oceanside is. 00:21:38.720 --> 00:21:38.880 Good. 00:21:38.960 --> 00:21:39.759 But don't tell them. 00:21:40.000 --> 00:21:40.240 Yeah. 00:21:40.319 --> 00:21:46.720 But I go, I well, I love it, but every per person I talk to there, they'll be like, Oceanside, that's it's kind of ghetto. 00:21:46.960 --> 00:21:47.680 I think it used to be. 00:21:47.759 --> 00:21:54.640 That's of course, but like my cousins that I were going to Huntington Beach, they they live in the the inland empire. 00:21:54.720 --> 00:21:54.880 Yeah. 00:21:55.119 --> 00:21:58.559 But they almost moved to Oceanside and this is years ago. 00:21:58.640 --> 00:21:58.720 Yeah. 00:21:58.880 --> 00:21:59.680 Because they lived in Vegas now. 00:22:00.000 --> 00:22:01.440 They were moving back to Soquel. 00:22:01.519 --> 00:22:04.559 They ended up moving where my cousin is from. 00:22:05.279 --> 00:22:09.440 But uh Oceanside at the time was a little shady. 00:22:09.599 --> 00:22:10.400 I think they've cleaned it up a lot. 00:22:10.559 --> 00:22:14.799 Well, they've cleaned clean up, but I think it's also, I mean, there was a there's drugs, there's stuff like that, right? 00:22:14.880 --> 00:22:15.279 That went on. 00:22:15.359 --> 00:22:16.319 There's homelessness, but that's everywhere. 00:22:17.359 --> 00:22:18.000 Shit is everywhere. 00:22:18.160 --> 00:22:23.359 But I also wonder sometimes, like the person who was telling me this, just had me thinking it. 00:22:23.440 --> 00:22:24.319 And it was she meant it now. 00:22:24.400 --> 00:22:25.279 She's like, I don't really want to go. 00:22:25.359 --> 00:22:26.400 Like, we were gonna go to meet at the beach. 00:22:26.480 --> 00:22:27.359 She's like, I'd rather go to Carl's bed. 00:22:27.519 --> 00:22:28.720 I'm like, but I want to go to the strand. 00:22:28.799 --> 00:22:29.599 I really like the strand. 00:22:29.839 --> 00:22:30.400 Like, let's go there. 00:22:30.559 --> 00:22:31.920 I was gonna go with my sister and I want to be there. 00:22:32.000 --> 00:22:33.119 And she's like, it's kind of ghetto. 00:22:33.440 --> 00:22:34.079 I was like, what? 00:22:34.160 --> 00:22:35.599 She's like, well, there's some homeless people around there. 00:22:35.680 --> 00:22:38.240 And I'm just like, is it ghetto to these people? 00:22:38.400 --> 00:22:45.839 They think it's not a good beach because it's actually quote unquote ghetto, which I know that word's outdated or whatever, right? 00:22:45.920 --> 00:22:50.240 But or is it just because anything other than ritzy high class is ghetto to these people? 00:22:50.559 --> 00:22:52.480 Especially if they she wants to go to Carlsbad. 00:22:52.640 --> 00:22:57.680 Yeah, I actually think it's like I don't think that there's any other level other than that, oh, there's not a lot of money here, so I don't want to go. 00:22:57.759 --> 00:23:00.319 But I like it because to me it represents Southern California. 00:23:00.400 --> 00:23:01.839 Like I go to Carlsbad. 00:23:01.920 --> 00:23:03.680 Sure, there's nice restaurants, it's expensive. 00:23:03.759 --> 00:23:05.039 It's like a hotel's all that shit. 00:23:05.119 --> 00:23:06.240 But like a little more tourist. 00:23:06.480 --> 00:23:07.359 I want a surfer vibe. 00:23:07.440 --> 00:23:12.240 Like I grew up in the Bay Area, I love Santa Cruz, I like Southern California for a fucking reason. 00:23:12.319 --> 00:23:15.039 I want diversity, I want families and fun. 00:23:15.119 --> 00:23:16.799 I want some stoner smoking pot. 00:23:16.880 --> 00:23:18.720 I want people playing guitar on the corner. 00:23:18.880 --> 00:23:20.960 I want people doing whatever the fuck they're doing. 00:23:21.039 --> 00:23:22.640 That's so Southern California to me. 00:23:22.880 --> 00:23:27.680 Well, I like Oceanside too because you can get you can be on the strand down in the water. 00:23:27.759 --> 00:23:31.200 You can walk up and hit a bar or restaurants or whatever, or walk over to the harbor. 00:23:31.440 --> 00:23:32.079 I love the harbor. 00:23:32.319 --> 00:23:34.640 The harbor is really kind of I don't know. 00:23:34.720 --> 00:23:37.519 It's not the nicest harbor, but it's still I don't know. 00:23:37.599 --> 00:23:38.960 There's something about it that's it's small. 00:23:39.359 --> 00:23:39.759 I like it. 00:23:39.920 --> 00:23:42.480 I go to that oyster bar, that like oyster grill that's up there. 00:23:42.720 --> 00:23:45.839 The food's not good, but it's the atmosphere is nice. 00:23:45.920 --> 00:23:49.200 It's we go to the the Mexican restaurant that's there when we go out there. 00:23:49.519 --> 00:23:50.240 You should try the oyster bar. 00:23:50.400 --> 00:23:53.680 I mean it's like up so you can get like a nice little view and it's oh wait a minute. 00:23:53.839 --> 00:23:55.519 Are you talking about where the lighthouse is? 00:23:55.680 --> 00:23:55.920 Yeah. 00:23:56.079 --> 00:24:00.480 Oh, I I thought you were talking about the other places, like standalone. 00:24:00.640 --> 00:24:01.440 Oh, yeah. 00:24:01.680 --> 00:24:03.119 It's a fancier restaurant, I think. 00:24:03.279 --> 00:24:04.240 My friends were telling me about it. 00:24:04.319 --> 00:24:04.720 We've never been. 00:24:04.960 --> 00:24:05.680 Point being. 00:24:05.759 --> 00:24:06.400 It's lovely. 00:24:06.559 --> 00:24:09.119 And I like uh I like that energy. 00:24:09.359 --> 00:24:14.640

If I wanted to go to a really fancy, boring beach, I would there's something I'd go to Huntington Beach, apparently. 00:24:15.839 --> 00:24:16.799 Is Huntington boring? 00:24:16.960 --> 00:24:20.240 No, it's not boring, but like if I want to go around that vibe, that crowd. 00:24:20.319 --> 00:24:21.599 But I just feel like it's pushing out. 00:24:21.680 --> 00:24:28.640 Like I mean, how many cities are we in or you see that like the creative, normal folk are being pushed out, right? 00:24:28.799 --> 00:24:30.160 San Francisco used to be that. 00:24:30.240 --> 00:24:31.920 I feel like oceanside was that kind of vibe. 00:24:32.079 --> 00:24:33.279 San Diego had a lot of that. 00:24:33.440 --> 00:24:35.839 There's certain a lot of parts of the Bay Area that had that. 00:24:36.160 --> 00:24:37.359 Well, the people were getting pushed out? 00:24:37.440 --> 00:24:38.160 Yeah, like arts being around. 00:24:38.400 --> 00:24:42.319 Like just artsy, fun, hippie, free going people that can't afford it, first of all. 00:24:42.400 --> 00:24:44.079 Like we can't afford to live there anymore. 00:24:44.319 --> 00:24:48.000 And so, but that's what made it fun, is just like community, right? 00:24:48.480 --> 00:24:48.880 Community. 00:24:49.440 --> 00:24:55.440 They built these big ass hotels out there, and I'm not gonna go on a rant, but uh they build these big hotels and you get all these tourists. 00:24:55.680 --> 00:24:56.720 You're not gonna go on a rant? 00:24:56.960 --> 00:24:58.400 You you're gonna hold back today? 00:24:58.559 --> 00:24:59.519 Today's the day. 00:24:59.680 --> 00:24:59.920 Yeah. 00:25:00.079 --> 00:25:02.799 Today's the day you're going to hold back the rant. 00:25:02.960 --> 00:25:04.240 I'm finding my inner peace. 00:25:04.319 --> 00:25:04.480 Oh. 00:25:04.720 --> 00:25:06.000 I'm centering myself. 00:25:06.160 --> 00:25:08.079 There's a lot of shit going on around, right? 00:25:08.160 --> 00:25:11.759 And I just need to I need to not be so negative. 00:25:12.000 --> 00:25:13.440 It doesn't mean you have to be negative. 00:25:13.519 --> 00:25:14.960 You can rant and not be negative. 00:25:15.119 --> 00:25:15.440 Yeah. 00:25:15.680 --> 00:25:18.240 You can rant about uh have a happy rant. 00:25:18.400 --> 00:25:19.359 What's a happy rant? 00:25:19.440 --> 00:25:20.720 Let's have a happy rant. 00:25:21.200 --> 00:25:22.160 What can you happy rant? 00:25:22.400 --> 00:25:24.240 You're very good friend to me, Blue. 00:25:26.319 --> 00:25:27.200 Guess I made him sick. 00:25:27.359 --> 00:25:30.880 I'm gonna very anything joyful, just making you ill. 00:25:31.200 --> 00:25:33.279 I feel like this is still from your birthday, though. 00:25:33.519 --> 00:25:34.559 Why would that be from my birthday? 00:25:34.640 --> 00:25:35.440 What were you doing on my birthday? 00:25:35.599 --> 00:25:37.039 Because that's when we got all the J's. 00:25:37.200 --> 00:25:37.759 The J's. 00:25:38.000 --> 00:25:39.839 This is why you don't smoke, kids. 00:25:40.079 --> 00:25:41.039 I've never smoked. 00:25:41.119 --> 00:25:42.799 I don't know what you're talking about. 00:25:43.839 --> 00:25:47.759 Just I hate the L word, but literally, last episode. 00:25:48.720 --> 00:25:48.960 Literally. 00:25:49.279 --> 00:25:50.160 Literally, Linda. 00:25:51.200 --> 00:25:53.599 Fucking last episode, you're talking about smoking. 00:25:54.319 --> 00:25:55.519 That was the last episode. 00:25:55.920 --> 00:25:56.240 What? 00:25:56.400 --> 00:25:57.200 That was the last episode. 00:25:57.440 --> 00:25:57.839 That's what I said. 00:25:58.000 --> 00:25:58.799 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 00:25:58.960 --> 00:25:59.759 Literally the last episode. 00:26:00.000 --> 00:26:01.759 That was literally, like, literally. 00:26:02.160 --> 00:26:03.599 Oh, the language though. 00:26:03.759 --> 00:26:04.640 It's contagious. 00:26:04.720 --> 00:26:06.079 The word like should be banned. 00:26:06.319 --> 00:26:07.039 I think we talked about that. 00:26:08.720 --> 00:26:11.839 I was watching over some of the edits that you sent me, and we're seeing like a lot. 00:26:12.000 --> 00:26:12.240 Yeah. 00:26:12.319 --> 00:26:15.279 It's contagious because Matt says it a lot. 00:26:15.440 --> 00:26:18.960 But the kids say it a lot because they're, you know, the verbiage that the kids speak. 00:26:19.200 --> 00:26:19.519 Yeah. 00:26:19.839 --> 00:26:26.799 But I'll be in a in a store somewhere hearing, you know, some woman behind me just talk, talk, talk. 00:26:26.880 --> 00:26:27.920 And you think it's a teenage girl. 00:26:28.000 --> 00:26:30.559 And turn around, it's a 50-year-old woman. 00:26:31.759 --> 00:26:34.240 You know, unpopular opinion time. 00:26:35.279 --> 00:26:38.640 Fucking 50-year-old women speaking like a 14-year-old girl. 00:26:38.799 --> 00:26:40.319 It's, I don't know, it bugs me. 00:26:40.559 --> 00:26:41.279 Unpopular opinion? 00:26:41.359 --> 00:26:42.640 I think that's a fair unpopular opinion. 00:26:42.880 --> 00:26:45.119 I think it's there's okay, there's a California language. 00:26:45.359 --> 00:26:47.119 But there Yeah, the California language. 00:26:47.200 --> 00:27:05.519 But listen, I still am a little bit beefed out about my last unpopular opinion where you said it was a popular opinion, but I don't think I made my point is that how can it be a popular opinion if nobody, if everyone doesn't use their blinkers, then it must be popular to not use their blinker. 00:27:05.680 --> 00:27:14.480 So if I say my own popular opinion is those people are assholes, there must be so many of those people that are assholes for not using their blinkers. 00:27:14.640 --> 00:27:20.319 So thereby it's unpopular because the majority of people don't use their blinkers and they think they don't need to, right? 00:27:20.480 --> 00:27:20.880 I guess so. 00:27:20.960 --> 00:27:23.200 I guess I looked at from an opinion point, right? 00:27:23.279 --> 00:27:24.319 So someone's sharing their opinion. 00:27:24.960 -->

00:27:27.279 I feel like that unpopular fact. 00:27:28.319 --> 00:27:28.799 He's riled up. 00:27:29.119 --> 00:27:29.680 He's riled up. 00:27:29.839 --> 00:27:34.000 Okay, if we're on the car topic about that, I will say another driving thing. 00:27:34.079 --> 00:27:46.160 If we're going to unpopular opinions that pisses me off, are the amount of people all the time, like every fucking day that I drive, that can't like when you're turning into a plaza or something off of a main road and everyone's going 45, 55 down a main road. 00:27:46.319 --> 00:27:51.279 Yeah, they can't like hug the fucking turn and then turn. 00:27:51.359 --> 00:27:58.799 They will just stay in the middle and slow down and then slowly turn their asses into their plaza. 00:27:59.119 --> 00:28:03.039 And everyone behind them has to fucking like break, halt. 00:28:03.279 --> 00:28:06.400 The same can be said coming out of a plaza onto a main road. 00:28:06.480 --> 00:28:10.240 They'll be like, oh, oh, there's one car coming, like me, and then there's no one behind me. 00:28:10.480 --> 00:28:10.880 They'd be fine. 00:28:11.599 --> 00:28:16.319 But they're like, I'm gonna fucking whip out really fast, and then that pisses me off. 00:28:16.400 --> 00:28:17.119 Oh my gosh. 00:28:17.359 --> 00:28:20.319 Because then a lot of times in those situations, you're stuck behind that. 00:28:20.640 --> 00:28:21.200 Oh, exactly. 00:28:21.359 --> 00:28:22.240 Then you can't get around. 00:28:22.400 --> 00:28:24.480 And I'm cruising, I'm blasting my slutty girl music. 00:28:24.640 --> 00:28:25.519 I'm like, ah dah dah da. 00:28:25.599 --> 00:28:26.400 And then it's like err. 00:28:26.640 --> 00:28:28.480 And then I'm just fucking inching behind them. 00:28:28.559 --> 00:28:29.920 I'm like, how do I get around them? 00:28:30.079 --> 00:28:32.400 And I'm not an asshole driver, but it makes me want to be. 00:28:32.559 --> 00:28:38.240 See, I would rather follow somebody who wants is gonna drive slow than somebody who drives inconsistently. 00:28:38.480 --> 00:28:40.799 Somebody who speeds up and slows down, speeds up and slows. 00:28:40.880 --> 00:28:42.480 That's there's that's worse than a blinker on. 00:28:42.799 --> 00:28:43.599 Ride those brakes. 00:28:43.759 --> 00:28:45.119 People that ride those freaking brakes. 00:28:45.200 --> 00:28:46.079 It pisses me off. 00:28:46.160 --> 00:28:46.480 Yeah. 00:28:47.039 --> 00:28:53.119 When I was a kid and uh had my my driver's permit, my mom fingering the hole. 00:28:53.680 --> 00:28:54.240 My mom. 00:28:57.200 --> 00:28:58.240 I don't know. 00:28:59.839 --> 00:29:00.799 That's getting cut. 00:29:00.880 --> 00:29:02.880 That is great if you get cut. 00:29:03.039 --> 00:29:05.519 I'm confusing my mom and the whole fingering. 00:29:07.440 --> 00:29:30.720 It was not meant because there's a hole right there in your fingering the um my mom told me uh because she would drive and I would backseat drive and start yelling at people on the road, and she was like, You're not gonna get your driver's license if you keep can't control your temper, blah, blah, blah, blah. 00:29:31.039 --> 00:29:37.839 Flash to 47 years old, and I'm still like my road rage is gonna get me killed one of these days, I'm sure. 00:29:38.079 --> 00:29:38.480 Really? 00:29:38.720 --> 00:29:39.599 I can't not. 00:29:39.680 --> 00:29:40.160 I get mad. 00:29:40.240 --> 00:29:41.119 I do love to flip someone off. 00:29:41.519 --> 00:29:44.240 Well, the good thing is nobody sees you in your car because you're so low. 00:29:44.480 --> 00:29:46.160 They're only gonna see you if you're changing lanes. 00:29:46.880 --> 00:29:48.880 But they don't see anything, they just seem in a nose. 00:29:49.920 --> 00:29:50.559 Dread by it. 00:29:51.119 --> 00:29:55.039 You're like the the old people that FaceTime and then you only see this much of their face. 00:29:58.480 --> 00:30:00.079 Are being invaded. 00:30:01.200 --> 00:30:09.599 Anytime I hear a helicopter in the city, I think alien invasion or World War III is finally kicked off. 00:30:10.000 --> 00:30:10.640 It's gonna be now. 00:30:10.720 --> 00:30:11.519 It's gonna happen now. 00:30:11.680 --> 00:30:13.119 Uh it is gonna be now. 00:30:14.000 --> 00:30:22.400 Or it's gonna it's gonna happen after it's gonna happen after the next election when we have a different president and all these other countries are like, we don't get our way anymore. 00:30:22.480 --> 00:30:23.680 Now we're gonna attack you. 00:30:23.839 --> 00:30:25.200 That's when it's gonna happen. 00:30:25.519 --> 00:30:27.039 I don't I don't think anyone cares anymore. 00:30:27.119 --> 00:30:29.920 I think we're all so desensitized to everything that I think. 00:30:30.160 --> 00:30:30.960 I think people care. 00:30:31.119 --> 00:30:35.599 I just think people are I think people just feel like, what the fuck are they gonna do at this point? 00:30:35.759 --> 00:30:35.920 Yeah. 00:30:36.079 --> 00:30:39.279 I think enough people care, just think of like we need the next one. 00:30:39.440 --> 00:30:40.160 You can't hurt me. 00:30:40.240 --> 00:30:41.599 You cannot hurt me more than I'll be. 00:30:41.759 --> 00:30:43.279 If we ever have another election. 00:30:43.519 --> 00:30:44.240 Don't say that. 00:30:44.559 --> 00:30:45.200 I can't think of that. 00:30:45.279 --> 00:30:45.440 What? 00:30:45.680 --> 00:30:46.240 Don't say that. 00:30:46.480 --> 00:30:47.039 Don't say what? 00:30:47.200 --> 00:30:48.400 That we're not gonna have another election. 00:30:48.720 --> 00:30:49.680 I didn't say that. 00:30:49.920 --> 00:30:50.720 You said that. 00:30:50.960 --> 00:30:52.160 Oh shit. 00:30:52.480 --> 00:30:56.400 What do you think draws people to reality television so much? 00:30:56.640 --> 00:31:00.559 And I'm guilty of it sometimes, but I I see a lot of Love Island. 00:31:01.200 --> 00:31:05.599 I don't know what Love Island is because I've never watched it, but I have an idea of what it is. 00:31:05.680 --> 00:31:12.720 And my theory

is people who are are uh uh love reality TV don't really have anything going on in their own life. 00:31:13.039 --> 00:31:15.200 I think they have to watch burn. 00:31:15.359 --> 00:31:16.000 You hear that? 00:31:16.160 --> 00:31:22.000 If you're watching Love Island, which probably most of you are if you're gay and you're watching us, he's coming for you. 00:31:22.720 --> 00:31:23.279 It's my opinion. 00:31:23.519 --> 00:31:24.799 You said you don't have a life. 00:31:25.119 --> 00:31:26.240 Fuck them if they don't like it. 00:31:26.400 --> 00:31:34.160 Think about it, it's not but think about it is if you if I watch something, okay, I watch we're gonna watch something because it's an entertainment, right? 00:31:34.319 --> 00:31:43.680 But if you watch something that is uh if I watch uh Under the Tuscan Sun, that example, for some reason that just popped in my head. 00:31:43.839 --> 00:31:44.000 I love it. 00:31:44.319 --> 00:32:00.720 I do, I love it too, but I love it because I love Tuscany and I have I romanticize about owning a villa in Tuscany and having a small winery and being able to you know be dual citizens because I actually could be, I could apply for citizenship because I'm second generation. 00:32:01.200 --> 00:32:02.880 You know, my family's from Sicily. 00:32:03.519 --> 00:32:06.720 So but when I watch that, that says something about me. 00:32:06.799 --> 00:32:09.759 I'm watching that because that's something that I romanticize. 00:32:10.079 --> 00:32:26.240 Um if I watch um Hope Floats, I'm romanticizing about like love and falling in love with somebody and you know being hurt, but then having somebody come along that loves me even more than the last person I you know what I mean? 00:32:26.400 --> 00:32:36.160 Like we all have that in us, and I think that that you know, reality TV it like sucks in people who you know are escaping something. 00:32:36.319 --> 00:32:40.720 Yeah, you know, shows that we watch, we're escaping something to be entertained by it. 00:32:41.039 --> 00:32:41.519 I don't know. 00:32:41.680 --> 00:32:42.880 I could be wrong, could be wrong. 00:32:43.039 --> 00:32:44.880 I'm not saying that I'm right, I just you ask me what I think. 00:32:45.279 --> 00:32:46.319 Instant gratification of it. 00:32:46.400 --> 00:32:47.440 I guess maybe that's what I would think. 00:32:47.519 --> 00:32:49.440 It's like I've never been into reality TV. 00:32:49.680 --> 00:32:58.880 I think it's I think there's some funny moments that I I love, but I like feel like I draw I'm drawn to like the the memes or like the video, the shorts that come out of them. 00:32:59.200 --> 00:33:02.480 There's some women like uh like Tiffany Pollard, you know her. 00:33:02.720 --> 00:33:03.119 No idea. 00:33:03.359 --> 00:33:04.160 Tiffany New York. 00:33:04.559 --> 00:33:05.519 No idea. 00:33:05.839 --> 00:33:09.680 Basically, I'd tell Gemma she's a fat cunt in the shoes that she gave me. 00:33:09.839 --> 00:33:12.880 No idea were not shoes I would particularly buy for myself. 00:33:13.200 --> 00:33:14.640 They were old maiden type shoes. 00:33:14.880 --> 00:33:18.079 I'm so glad that's not on my algorithm, but you know what else was never on my algorithm? 00:33:18.160 --> 00:33:19.039 The Kardashians. 00:33:19.279 --> 00:33:20.640 Thank fucking god. 00:33:20.880 --> 00:33:22.640 I can't stand the Kardashians. 00:33:22.799 --> 00:33:23.680 I I yeah, yeah. 00:33:23.839 --> 00:33:28.079 I mean, I I I don't even have a comment on that because that's to me is But how is that different than what you're talking about? 00:33:28.799 --> 00:33:30.160 It is, it's because Tiffany. 00:33:30.480 --> 00:33:31.440 I mean, I don't know Love Island. 00:33:31.680 --> 00:33:32.640 No, I'm genuinely Love Island. 00:33:32.720 --> 00:33:33.920 I wouldn't even talk about Love Island anymore. 00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:35.920 I think Tiffany me is just because she's Tiffany. 00:33:36.240 --> 00:33:36.720 Tiffany Pollard. 00:33:36.799 --> 00:33:37.759 I just said Tiffany New York. 00:33:38.160 --> 00:33:38.720 Because she's funny. 00:33:38.880 --> 00:33:40.400 Tiffany Pollard or Tiffany New York? 00:33:40.559 --> 00:33:40.720 Tiffany. 00:33:40.880 --> 00:33:42.400 They call her New York, they just call her New York. 00:33:42.480 --> 00:33:43.200 They call her New York. 00:33:43.359 --> 00:33:44.160 It's like her nickname, New York. 00:33:44.240 --> 00:33:44.880 But her name is New York. 00:33:45.359 --> 00:33:46.079 Pollard or Pollard. 00:33:46.240 --> 00:33:46.480 You know what? 00:33:46.640 --> 00:33:49.519 My nickname is is fucking, I don't know, Florescent. 00:33:49.680 --> 00:33:50.559 Call me Florescent. 00:33:50.720 --> 00:33:51.440 I'm from Florescent. 00:33:51.519 --> 00:33:52.160 Call me Florescent. 00:33:52.240 --> 00:33:52.559 That's my nickname. 00:33:52.799 --> 00:33:53.759 Nickname's Farm Fingers. 00:33:54.880 --> 00:33:55.920 Almost farm toes. 00:33:56.079 --> 00:33:56.559 Clip those dogs. 00:33:56.880 --> 00:33:57.920 Clip those fucking dogs. 00:33:58.240 --> 00:33:59.359 Look at the dirt underneath it. 00:33:59.759 --> 00:34:02.240 Somebody needs a fucking pedicure. 00:34:02.559 --> 00:34:03.119 Suck on it. 00:34:03.200 --> 00:34:03.839 Give it a lick. 00:34:03.920 --> 00:34:07.119 He's already put them fucking toe flakes in my drink. 00:34:08.800 --> 00:34:10.639 Get off my fucking cup. 00:34:11.840 --> 00:34:12.559 I mean, suck on my finger. 00:34:12.800 --> 00:34:17.199 You're pretty limber for a man of your age, by the way, if you're putting your toes all the way up here. 00:34:17.440 --> 00:34:18.719 Where does this keep falling? 00:34:18.960 --> 00:34:20.639 A man of my age. 00:34:22.639 --> 00:34:23.679 No, I'm kidding. 00:34:23.760 --> 00:34:24.320 I take it back. 00:34:24.480 --> 00:34:26.000 You look so jacked right now. 00:34:26.239 --> 00:34:27.119 For 47? 00:34:27.920 --> 00:34:28.800 No, just period. 00:34:29.039 --> 00:34:36.559 Into my early 40s, 42, whatever, I would buy if I

bought uh alcohol or something, I would still get carded. 00:34:37.039 --> 00:34:41.119 And then like mid-40s came and I stopped being carded. 00:34:41.199 --> 00:34:41.679 Yeah. 00:34:41.920 --> 00:34:46.079 And uh I always felt that that felt so good when I got carded. 00:34:46.159 --> 00:34:47.840 I'd be like, yeah, still have it. 00:34:48.000 --> 00:34:48.159 Yeah. 00:34:48.400 --> 00:34:52.719 Because if the if you were even, if they even suspected, they would have to card you, right? 00:34:52.960 --> 00:34:56.079 Uh but it doesn't happen for me anymore, unfortunately. 00:34:56.400 --> 00:34:57.679 I mean, lucky you made it that far. 00:34:57.760 --> 00:34:58.800 I don't get carded. 00:34:59.280 --> 00:35:01.039 If my beard, I know what you say. 00:35:03.360 --> 00:35:04.000 Thank you. 00:35:04.639 --> 00:35:05.840 But you have so much more. 00:35:05.920 --> 00:35:10.000 It's like if you went in on a tank top with the tank top, you not only have the beard, but you have the chest hair. 00:35:10.079 --> 00:35:12.079 Like you don't look like you're under 21. 00:35:12.320 --> 00:35:13.039 The chest hair. 00:35:13.199 --> 00:35:16.880 I I guess if I shaved, if I trim it all down and babyface. 00:35:17.440 --> 00:35:19.039 Let's do a social experiment. 00:35:19.119 --> 00:35:21.679 Let's both shave and see who gets carded. 00:35:21.840 --> 00:35:23.119 You already mostly shaved. 00:35:23.280 --> 00:35:23.840 We might need to. 00:35:24.000 --> 00:35:29.599 Can we start a uh uh a donation fund though, so we can go to multiple places and buy alcohol? 00:35:30.000 --> 00:35:31.840 Send us money for alcohol, please. 00:35:32.239 --> 00:35:33.519 And we'll stay here and drink it. 00:35:33.840 --> 00:35:37.039 Until musky trunk starts making some musky money. 00:35:37.920 --> 00:35:39.920 We're gonna need we're gonna need all the help we can get. 00:35:40.320 --> 00:35:41.840 Money can be musky. 00:35:42.239 --> 00:35:42.880 Yeah. 00:35:43.360 --> 00:35:45.280 Depends on, especially the strip club. 00:35:45.679 --> 00:35:47.039 The places that money gets shoved. 00:35:47.360 --> 00:35:51.039 Ooh, we could let's kill some time before we drive home and go to the strip club. 00:35:51.280 --> 00:35:52.559 I've never been to a strip club. 00:35:52.719 --> 00:35:53.039 Never? 00:35:53.199 --> 00:35:53.519 Never. 00:35:53.679 --> 00:35:55.920 I've always wanted to go see some women shake some tits. 00:35:56.079 --> 00:35:57.199 Oh, I wasn't talking about women. 00:35:57.360 --> 00:35:58.320 I want to go to a gay club. 00:35:58.559 --> 00:35:59.599 A gay gay clay. 00:36:00.000 --> 00:36:00.559 A gay strip club. 00:36:00.639 --> 00:36:02.000 I don't want to go to like a male or no male. 00:36:02.079 --> 00:36:02.800 I don't want to go to like a male. 00:36:02.960 --> 00:36:04.320 I mean, men, the men are fun. 00:36:04.559 --> 00:36:07.199 I feel like women are so would be more fun to watch, though. 00:36:07.360 --> 00:36:08.880 Like women are would perform in a way. 00:36:08.960 --> 00:36:10.239 Like I I just am not into it. 00:36:10.320 --> 00:36:16.960 Like the go-go boys, like some of them are hot, but I'm just not if there is one that could move, and there's only been You gotta go to Vegas. 00:36:17.039 --> 00:36:17.519 Let's go to Vegas. 00:36:17.840 --> 00:36:21.199 No, I was just gonna say there's only been one instance, and that was piranhas. 00:36:21.519 --> 00:36:24.800 Let's let's do uh let's like let's do a meet and greet in Vegas. 00:36:25.039 --> 00:36:25.760 A meet and greet? 00:36:25.840 --> 00:36:26.320 Yeah, yeah. 00:36:26.400 --> 00:36:38.000 You know that Matt and I we hosted a uh a trip to Italy with 20 complete strangers of followers of ours, and uh it was the black uh like it was such a great time. 00:36:38.239 --> 00:36:39.920 We're gonna have three people show up for our meeting. 00:36:40.320 --> 00:36:41.760 No, we will have more. 00:36:42.159 --> 00:36:42.960 We will have more. 00:36:43.199 --> 00:36:43.760 Of three people. 00:36:43.920 --> 00:36:44.559 Who's gonna come? 00:36:44.719 --> 00:36:48.159 We're gonna have three, and one of them's gonna be that fucking guy that's angry at me all the time. 00:36:48.239 --> 00:36:49.920 He's like, you need to apologize. 00:36:50.159 --> 00:36:50.960 You need to do this. 00:36:51.119 --> 00:36:52.079 No, he's fucked off. 00:36:52.559 --> 00:36:53.119 Did he dip? 00:36:53.199 --> 00:36:54.880 I haven't seen the comment time. 00:36:55.199 --> 00:36:57.199 Ever since we pinned his comment, I don't think he's come back. 00:36:57.440 --> 00:36:58.159 The pin of shame. 00:36:58.239 --> 00:37:01.760 If you say some shady shit to me, I'm not gonna get mad at you, I'm just gonna pin you. 00:37:01.920 --> 00:37:02.880 The pin of shame. 00:37:03.119 --> 00:37:03.920 Pin of shame. 00:37:04.559 --> 00:37:21.039 Uh no, but I think that if we went to Vegas and we got a group of 10, maybe 20 people to join in in our trip, and we host it, and we what are we doing in Vegas? 00:37:21.360 --> 00:37:22.480 Oh, seeing a strip bar. 00:37:22.960 --> 00:37:23.440 Strip club. 00:37:23.519 --> 00:37:32.159 I thought we were shopping for alcohol, but we'll shop for alcohol together and see who gets carted, and then we will go to the go like see some chip and dale and stuff. 00:37:33.039 --> 00:37:37.360 We I once was at a birthday party that we hired a stripper to come into the room. 00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:39.519 That was an experience. 00:37:39.760 --> 00:37:40.320 Male? 00:37:40.559 --> 00:37:41.039 Female. 00:37:41.280 --> 00:37:42.159 Ooh, even better. 00:37:42.320 --> 00:37:42.960 Yeah. 00:37:43.280 --> 00:37:44.639 Uh, it wasn't though. 00:37:44.800 --> 00:37:45.920 It was kind of weird. 00:37:46.159 --> 00:37:50.960 Because we were with family, so it was like it was weird to see it was weird to see like a stripper. 00:37:51.360 --> 00:37:52.320 I didn't want to give details. 00:37:52.400 --> 00:37:54.880 It's not my place to this is not my place.

00:37:55.119 --> 00:37:58.239 I don't I wanted to give the story away because it was like, I don't know. 00:37:58.320 --> 00:37:59.599 It's it is what it is. 00:37:59.679 --> 00:38:13.199 But my point was is it turned weird when it started turning more sexual than anyone in the room was prepared for because it was like buddies and families and siblings, and it was Vegas who were like, ha ha ha, we're gonna hire a stripper. 00:38:13.360 --> 00:38:16.159 And then she was under the impression that she was gonna like fuck it. 00:38:16.320 --> 00:38:17.519 Well, she was like getting her pussy out. 00:38:18.400 --> 00:38:19.039 She wanted to. 00:38:21.119 --> 00:38:22.400 Sorry about the coughing. 00:38:24.639 --> 00:38:27.519 But my point is when I get worked up, I cough a lot. 00:38:27.679 --> 00:38:41.360 But my point is is that we were more you know, it was fun, it was funny, it was kind of like a gag, like ah, you're gonna fucking degrading her in her career, and you're you're laughing in her face. 00:38:41.519 --> 00:38:43.119 She got fucking paid, and she knew exactly laughing. 00:38:44.000 --> 00:38:47.280 And you know what she said to us when we were like, no, it's okay, that's okay, and we paid her and tipped her. 00:38:47.360 --> 00:38:49.760 She's like, You guys are real, you're good guys. 00:38:50.639 --> 00:38:51.119 Well, we're gay. 00:38:51.360 --> 00:38:52.000 We're gay guys. 00:38:52.320 --> 00:38:53.920 No, what Matt and I were the only gays. 00:38:54.079 --> 00:38:54.320 Oh. 00:38:54.480 --> 00:38:54.719 Yeah. 00:38:54.960 --> 00:38:55.840 Well then that's nice. 00:38:55.920 --> 00:39:00.000 Uh but my point is she recognized and she didn't feel degraded. 00:39:00.559 --> 00:39:01.679 We treated her with respect. 00:39:01.840 --> 00:39:02.639 Well, as you should. 00:39:02.800 --> 00:39:09.679 And tipped her and paid her money, and um, she didn't look anything like she did in her photos either. 00:39:10.239 --> 00:39:25.840 It'd be like getting a picture of me 20 years ago and be like, I'm gonna come strip for you, and then I walk in and they're like, Okay, not bad, but it's kind of like grinder, meeting somebody on grinder, where you meet them and you're like, wait, but that picture obviously was from a long time ago. 00:39:26.079 --> 00:39:28.400 Yeah, oh yeah, it happens a lot, but I feel like I can see it. 00:39:28.559 --> 00:39:31.760 Like when I met you, I was like, You're a lot older than I thought you were gonna be. 00:39:32.000 --> 00:39:32.800 Fuck you. 00:39:33.280 --> 00:39:33.920 Just kidding. 00:39:34.159 --> 00:39:35.360 Yeah, we met on grinder. 00:39:35.679 --> 00:39:37.599 Yeah, we met on grinder, everybody. 00:39:38.400 --> 00:39:41.760 He and and and he let me raw dog it the first time I met him. 00:39:41.920 --> 00:39:42.320 Raw. 00:39:42.800 --> 00:39:44.639 Slap right in the face with it. 00:39:46.719 --> 00:39:48.079 Chocolate surprise. 00:39:51.119 --> 00:39:52.320 We did not meet on grinder. 00:39:52.480 --> 00:39:53.440 Don't be telling people that. 00:39:53.519 --> 00:39:54.159 They're gonna believe it. 00:39:54.400 --> 00:39:55.039 Of course they'll believe it. 00:39:55.519 --> 00:40:00.400 Especially if they only watched right there and they're like, oh, I'm so turned off, and then they're not gonna listen to this, and they're gonna go. 00:40:00.639 --> 00:40:06.239 Okay, well, then if you're only listening to one comment somewhere randomly in the middle of a podcast episode, I can't, I don't know what to tell you. 00:40:06.480 --> 00:40:07.679 What if I make a reel out of that? 00:40:07.760 --> 00:40:08.480 And that's all they think. 00:40:08.719 --> 00:40:10.960 Well, then that's on you because you gave it to them. 00:40:11.280 --> 00:40:13.039 Anything for the clicks, baby? 00:40:13.519 --> 00:40:14.719 Not everything's about grinder. 00:40:14.880 --> 00:40:17.280 Get your head out of fucking uh the garbage you can. 00:40:17.840 --> 00:40:20.400 Not everything gay all leads back to grinder. 00:40:21.679 --> 00:40:22.000 No. 00:40:22.159 --> 00:40:22.400 No. 00:40:22.639 --> 00:40:24.800 Where does it lead Madonna? 00:40:25.039 --> 00:40:26.480 I was gonna say Madonna. 00:40:27.440 --> 00:40:28.400 The queen of gay. 00:40:28.559 --> 00:40:31.280 The Madonna grinder collab that she was doing too. 00:40:31.679 --> 00:40:33.440 Uh oh, yeah, you wouldn't know. 00:40:33.679 --> 00:40:36.000 But the Madonna Grinder Collab. 00:40:38.960 --> 00:40:39.119 Right. 00:40:39.199 --> 00:40:40.480 It's oh how would I not know? 00:40:40.559 --> 00:40:41.840 It's even in her video. 00:40:43.679 --> 00:40:46.079 It's like on the bathroom stalls and everywhere in the video. 00:40:46.239 --> 00:40:47.039 It's all grinder. 00:40:48.320 --> 00:40:49.360 You didn't notice that? 00:40:50.159 --> 00:40:50.480 No. 00:40:50.800 --> 00:40:54.320 Yeah, in the the dancerio section of her Confessions 2 film. 00:40:54.880 --> 00:40:56.320 This thing is so floppy. 00:40:57.199 --> 00:40:57.760 Rude. 00:41:02.559 --> 00:41:04.639 I'm not showing off, I'm cracking my body. 00:41:05.119 --> 00:41:06.320 What's showing off about cracking? 00:41:06.559 --> 00:41:08.000 You're just jealous that I can crack it. 00:41:08.159 --> 00:41:09.199 I wish I could crack it. 00:41:10.159 --> 00:41:10.960 I like when you crack it. 00:41:11.199 --> 00:41:12.159 I like to get cracked. 00:41:13.280 --> 00:41:14.719 I actually don't like when you crack it. 00:41:14.800 --> 00:41:16.239 I feel violated when you crack it. 00:41:16.559 --> 00:41:17.360 You ready for it? 00:41:17.920 --> 00:41:19.280 I mean, we could try it. 00:41:20.880 --> 00:41:23.360 Bring it in! Bring it in. 00:41:23.440 --> 00:41:24.400 Okay, we have to breathe out. 00:41:24.559 --> 00:41:26.320 I know, but if I start coughing, you have to let me cough. 00:41:26.480 --> 00:41:27.679 So I'm not even gonna be able to help hear you. 00:41:28.079 --> 00:41:28.320 Okay. 00:41:30.480 --> 00:41:31.679 No, no, no, no, I'm not ready.

00:41:31.760 --> 00:41:32.159 I'm not ready. 00:41:32.239 --> 00:41:32.719 I'm there ready. 00:41:32.960 --> 00:41:33.280 Okay. 00:41:36.719 --> 00:41:39.599 I didn't breathe! I didn't breathe in. 00:41:40.079 --> 00:41:41.840 I didn't get a chance to breathe yet. 00:41:42.079 --> 00:41:42.480 Are you ready? 00:41:43.360 --> 00:41:45.679 You're gonna let me get comfortable and breathe out. 00:41:45.840 --> 00:41:47.199 And then you're gonna breathe in to it. 00:41:47.440 --> 00:41:48.719 I know what do you mean, breathe in? 00:41:48.960 --> 00:41:49.920 You should be out to it. 00:41:50.480 --> 00:41:53.599 I know that, but you don't give me a chance to get comfortable because I'll start squeezing. 00:42:00.159 --> 00:42:01.360 You keep laughing! 00:42:03.920 --> 00:42:05.280 Oh uncomfortable. 00:42:05.519 --> 00:42:07.679 I'm I know how to be popped like this. 00:42:08.239 --> 00:42:10.639 But the squeezing, I don't know what it is. 00:42:10.880 --> 00:42:11.199 I don't know. 00:42:11.519 --> 00:42:12.559 I did it to Rosa the other day. 00:42:12.719 --> 00:42:13.199 We do it to me. 00:42:13.440 --> 00:42:13.679 I want it. 00:42:13.760 --> 00:42:14.239 I want that one. 00:42:14.400 --> 00:42:14.719 I want it. 00:42:14.800 --> 00:42:15.199 I want it. 00:42:15.280 --> 00:42:15.760 I want it. 00:42:16.079 --> 00:42:16.559 Alright, alright. 00:42:16.800 --> 00:42:17.920 Don't drop me on the table though. 00:42:18.079 --> 00:42:18.559 I want it. 00:42:18.639 --> 00:42:18.960 Alright. 00:42:21.519 --> 00:42:21.679 Alright. 00:42:22.159 --> 00:42:23.280 Like a ragnoll. 00:42:26.320 --> 00:42:27.440 What is that black? 00:42:27.760 --> 00:42:29.760 My ankle is pushed against the ready. 00:42:32.639 --> 00:42:32.880 Oh. 00:42:36.239 --> 00:42:37.199 That popped a lot. 00:42:37.360 --> 00:42:39.679 I'd have wished I'm my back does not pop that much. 00:42:39.840 --> 00:42:41.039 It was fabulous. 00:42:41.360 --> 00:42:42.159 Thank you. 00:42:43.360 --> 00:42:45.840 Who knows what they heard of the conversations all that was going on? 00:42:46.159 --> 00:42:48.400 All they saw were like two little two little bodies. 00:42:48.880 --> 00:42:49.920 Hips down. 00:42:51.760 --> 00:42:52.320 Thank you for that. 00:42:52.400 --> 00:42:52.880 That feels good. 00:42:53.039 --> 00:42:53.840 I feel a little better. 00:42:54.000 --> 00:42:55.599 I guess still feel like my upper back can need to be. 00:42:55.760 --> 00:42:57.199 Well, it's because you giggle every time I'm trying to do it. 00:43:00.400 --> 00:43:03.519 I think it's because the first time you did it, I wasn't expecting it. 00:43:03.840 --> 00:43:04.639 It was very unexpected. 00:43:04.800 --> 00:43:05.360 It was very unexpected. 00:43:08.159 --> 00:43:08.559 It's trauma. 00:43:08.639 --> 00:43:10.079 It's trauma response. 00:43:10.400 --> 00:43:12.320 What are friends for if not to traumatize me? 00:43:12.639 --> 00:43:14.400 That's what friends are for. 00:43:16.000 --> 00:43:16.719 Agreed. 00:43:22.400

--> 00:43:23.280 What the fuck? 00:43:23.360 --> 00:43:24.480 That's disgusting. 00:43:27.519 --> 00:43:32.480 Anyone who's watching this that also uses this beautiful space, just you're welcome. 00:43:33.039 --> 00:43:34.480 No, it's this sick fuck. 00:43:34.639 --> 00:43:37.280 If it smells like sun chips, you know who was here. 00:43:39.519 --> 00:43:40.800 I ate an entire bag. 00:43:41.119 --> 00:43:46.719 So we were we're supposed to be in here a little earlier than we were because somebody else was in here. 00:43:47.519 --> 00:43:54.239 Uh and we stopped and I bought a bag of like a big bag of sun chips and I ate the whole thing. 00:43:54.559 --> 00:43:55.519 No, I'm sucking in right now. 00:43:56.000 --> 00:43:56.320 You look good. 00:43:56.400 --> 00:43:56.800 I don't know. 00:43:56.880 --> 00:43:57.679 You don't have to suck in. 00:43:57.840 --> 00:43:58.159 I do. 00:43:58.400 --> 00:43:59.840 For somebody who likes a little bit of belly. 00:44:00.239 --> 00:44:02.000 You should give a little bit of a belly. 00:44:03.039 --> 00:44:07.280 We all perceive ourselves in a very negative way comparative to what we are. 00:44:08.800 --> 00:44:10.079 Fuck your perception. 00:44:10.239 --> 00:44:10.719 Who said it? 00:44:10.800 --> 00:44:11.360 Who said it? 00:44:11.440 --> 00:44:14.239 It's all the same fucking thing. 00:44:16.000 --> 00:44:16.880 I actually don't know. 00:44:17.119 --> 00:44:18.559 Janice Joplin. 00:44:18.719 --> 00:44:19.039 Oh. 00:44:19.840 --> 00:44:20.800 Jesus Christ. 00:44:21.039 --> 00:44:22.079 It's of your generation. 00:44:22.320 --> 00:44:23.039 No, it's not. 00:44:23.199 --> 00:44:24.559 That's my dad's generation. 00:44:24.639 --> 00:44:25.440 Thank you. 00:44:25.920 --> 00:44:27.119 How dare you? 00:44:27.280 --> 00:44:28.159 How dare you? 00:44:28.639 --> 00:44:31.280 Janice and Leonard Cohen, all the all those things. 00:44:31.920 --> 00:44:34.239 No, my family wasn't a Leonard Cohen family. 00:44:34.719 --> 00:44:35.039 Yeah. 00:44:35.280 --> 00:44:38.320 They were Elvis, old time country. 00:44:38.639 --> 00:44:39.199 Elvis for sure. 00:44:39.519 --> 00:44:40.400 Bob Seeger. 00:44:41.280 --> 00:44:43.199 Bob Seeger was big in my family. 00:44:43.920 --> 00:44:46.880 Um The Juds. 00:44:49.840 --> 00:44:50.559 Good stuff. 00:44:50.719 --> 00:44:51.360 Good music. 00:44:51.679 --> 00:44:55.440 Real chords, real instruments, no slutiness. 00:44:55.679 --> 00:45:00.239 Madonna was the the that was the sluttiness of my childhood. 00:45:00.559 --> 00:45:01.840 What Joni Mitchell says about her. 00:45:02.320 --> 00:45:03.920 She's got that slut thing built into her. 00:45:04.159 --> 00:45:05.199 Joni Mitchell said that. 00:45:05.760 --> 00:45:06.880 She's like, I don't like Madonna. 00:45:07.039 --> 00:45:09.360 She's got that slut thing built in or whatever, some shit like that. 00:45:09.519 --> 00:45:10.079 Or the horror thing. 00:45:10.159 --> 00:45:10.800 I think that's what she said. 00:45:10.880 --> 00:45:11.920

She's got that horror thing built in. 00:45:12.239 --> 00:45:12.480 Really? 00:45:12.639 --> 00:45:12.800 Yeah. 00:45:12.880 --> 00:45:14.159 She's like a fucking hater. 00:45:14.559 --> 00:45:19.920 I thought she I recently read something nice that Joni Mitchell said about Madonna. 00:45:20.159 --> 00:45:22.480 Oh no, I'd only ever heard the her calling her a whore. 00:45:23.280 --> 00:45:23.840 I don't know. 00:45:24.000 --> 00:45:29.840 I think a lot of people that are greats like that let it get to their heads and then they think that they could they think that they're more important than other people. 00:45:30.559 --> 00:45:31.519 Which is so fucked up, right? 00:45:31.599 --> 00:45:33.280 Because like no one knows who you are now. 00:45:33.679 --> 00:45:37.679 What Madonna's not going around never was going around sleeping with everyone. 00:45:37.920 --> 00:45:43.840 No, but it's but the she the connotation was like she's a whore because she's not a vocalist and she's showing her body. 00:45:44.159 --> 00:45:59.440 We're not gonna get into that right now, because you know me, and I will go on a fucking rampage about protecting sex and sex and music and how that is very separate from like actual vocalists or musicians or instrumentalists, like and how equally, I will say equally important I think that is. 00:45:59.679 --> 00:46:00.000 Yeah. 00:46:00.400 --> 00:46:02.079 But we will talk about that another day. 00:46:05.760 --> 00:46:07.840 Then what the fuck are we gonna talk about now? 00:46:08.239 --> 00:46:10.000 I don't know how long have we been talking? 00:46:10.239 --> 00:46:11.679 Been talking for a while. 00:46:12.480 --> 00:46:15.360 This guy, every time he gets bored, he just feet go up. 00:46:17.599 --> 00:46:21.840 They also drive us here 27 minutes hours in traffic and then two and a half hours home. 00:46:21.920 --> 00:46:24.480 So if I can stretch my dogs a little bit. 00:46:24.880 --> 00:46:25.920 Why do you call them dogs? 00:46:26.079 --> 00:46:26.719 They're your dogs. 00:46:26.960 --> 00:46:27.760 How shin. 00:46:28.239 --> 00:46:30.320 They're not your dogs, they're your toes. 00:46:30.880 --> 00:46:32.639 Your shin is that sensitive? 00:46:32.880 --> 00:46:35.199 Well, the way you put it was like uh I'm sorry. 00:46:35.360 --> 00:46:37.920 No, no, it's not now, it's just the way you placed it. 00:46:38.159 --> 00:46:39.440 Do I need to move my feet? 00:46:39.679 --> 00:46:42.079 No, it's just playing footsies with you. 00:46:43.119 --> 00:46:44.480 With these old farm toes? 00:46:44.639 --> 00:46:45.440 Just those old farm toes. 00:46:46.000 --> 00:46:46.880 These are really bad right now. 00:46:47.119 --> 00:46:48.159 It's just my big toe. 00:46:48.320 --> 00:46:49.199 It's my big toes. 00:46:49.280 --> 00:46:49.760 It could be worse. 00:46:49.840 --> 00:46:50.159 They're dry. 00:46:50.719 --> 00:46:52.719 No, they have like this socculent stuck in the corners. 00:46:52.880 --> 00:46:53.840 You don't have bad feet. 00:46:54.000 --> 00:46:54.719 No, just dry. 00:46:55.039 --> 00:46:55.280 Not at all. 00:46:55.440 --> 00:46:56.800 You've actually you have pretty nice feet. 00:46:57.039 --> 00:46:59.519 Some men have like troll toes, you know. 00:46:59.679 --> 00:47:00.079 Yeah, yeah. 00:47:00.239 --> 00:47:02.400 I don't like like hairy ass feet. 00:47:02.719 --> 00:47:04.159 No, I I don't mind a little hair. 00:47:04.320 --> 00:47:05.599 A little, I don't mind a little hair. 00:47:05.679 --> 00:47:06.400 I don't like it on here though. 00:47:06.480 --> 00:47:09.599 If there's like hair on your because like I think my I don't mind hair right there. 00:47:09.760 --> 00:47:11.840 No, I have hair like there. 00:47:12.079 --> 00:47:13.360 Yeah, I like I like hair hair. 00:47:13.519 --> 00:47:14.480 I have hair there, but I don't. 00:47:14.639 --> 00:47:15.360 Oof, look at that. 00:47:15.519 --> 00:47:16.400 I didn't even notice that. 00:47:17.440 --> 00:47:18.960 Um the worst part is the lint. 00:47:19.039 --> 00:47:21.199 When that lint gets in the corners, it does look like you have dirty toes. 00:47:21.519 --> 00:47:23.440 I have it looks like you have dirty toes, but like you don't. 00:47:23.599 --> 00:47:24.079 Yeah, no, I know. 00:47:24.159 --> 00:47:24.320 I know. 00:47:24.960 --> 00:47:25.280 I know. 00:47:25.440 --> 00:47:26.079 I see it. 00:47:26.320 --> 00:47:31.119 If you guys want to see it, you can go to my OnlyFans page where I display my feet all the time. 00:47:32.079 --> 00:47:32.719 Go to mine too. 00:47:32.880 --> 00:47:34.400 My dog where I'm not showing my feet. 00:47:34.960 --> 00:47:38.480 I'm showing my cock and my BWC balls. 00:47:38.800 --> 00:47:39.280 Balls. 00:47:39.519 --> 00:47:40.960 My balls and his zenith. 00:47:41.280 --> 00:47:42.320 My I don't know about that. 00:47:44.559 --> 00:47:45.840 Nothing goes in there. 00:47:46.079 --> 00:47:46.960 Nothing goes in there. 00:47:47.119 --> 00:47:47.519 That's not true. 00:47:47.679 --> 00:47:49.760 I feel like I need my my toes out now. 00:47:50.159 --> 00:47:54.000 And no, we're not fetishists and we're not toe content people. 00:47:54.079 --> 00:47:56.079 We're doing it for the love of it. 00:47:56.320 --> 00:47:58.079 It's for the love of the game. 00:47:58.800 --> 00:48:00.559 I'm doing it for the money. 00:48:00.880 --> 00:48:01.840 If I'm being honest. 00:48:02.079 --> 00:48:02.320 Fake. 00:48:02.480 --> 00:48:03.360 Fake as fuck. 00:48:04.000 --> 00:48:05.039 No, I like toes. 00:48:05.119 --> 00:48:05.920 I like feet. 00:48:06.239 --> 00:48:06.880 You do? 00:48:07.440 --> 00:48:07.920 Yeah. 00:48:08.239 --> 00:48:09.039 I think they're sexy. 00:48:09.199 --> 00:48:10.559 What is it about you like about the feet? 00:48:10.719 --> 00:48:11.679 Is it the meat? 00:48:11.840 --> 00:48:13.280 Is it the meat of the feet? 00:48:13.840 --> 00:48:17.840 It is the the I think it's the the the feet meat, yeah. 00:48:18.000 --> 00:48:18.400 The feet meat. 00:48:20.000 --> 00:48:20.880 It's

the at feet meat. 00:48:21.199 --> 00:48:22.400 I guess the at-feet meat. 00:48:23.440 --> 00:48:24.400 It's interesting. 00:48:24.559 --> 00:48:27.360 Uh a feet is again, I will I will say, I don't think it's a fence. 00:48:27.679 --> 00:48:31.360 It's not on every dude that I think like, oh, sexy feet. 00:48:31.440 --> 00:48:32.239 It's just certainly. 00:48:32.320 --> 00:48:32.960 Well, I think feet. 00:48:33.760 --> 00:48:36.079 If I like a person, they're everything about them sexy to me. 00:48:36.239 --> 00:48:42.880 If I'm if I'm everything, not everything, but for the most yeah, like if I think somebody's sexy, I'm really like, what about your boyfriend? 00:48:43.119 --> 00:48:43.360 Yeah. 00:48:43.679 --> 00:48:45.039 Everything about him is sexy to you. 00:48:45.199 --> 00:48:45.679 Yeah. 00:48:46.000 --> 00:48:46.320 Okay. 00:48:46.719 --> 00:48:47.360 Yeah. 00:48:47.920 --> 00:48:55.199 I mean, maybe I get a little on him about some hair that grows here, and he always thinks I'm an asshole for caring about it. 00:48:55.440 --> 00:48:56.880 Yeah, that's kind of an asshole of you. 00:48:57.039 --> 00:48:59.360 And I am an asshole for that, but but no, everything's sexy. 00:48:59.840 --> 00:49:03.599 That would be like him being like, Jeffrey, yeah, you know what? 00:49:03.760 --> 00:49:04.960 Your eyebrows are crooked. 00:49:05.039 --> 00:49:07.119 You should really trim up the left one. 00:49:09.360 --> 00:49:10.159 Does it matter? 00:49:10.320 --> 00:49:13.199 You're saying that his feet hair is not okay. 00:49:13.440 --> 00:49:16.559 If you love everything about him, then you love everything about him. 00:49:17.039 --> 00:49:18.719 Your eyebrows are crooked right now. 00:49:20.960 --> 00:49:22.239 Giving me a stink eye. 00:49:22.719 --> 00:49:23.440 You know what I mean? 00:49:24.400 --> 00:49:25.039 I get it. 00:49:25.199 --> 00:49:27.519 I don't think I have a foot fetish, but I do like feet. 00:49:27.599 --> 00:49:28.400 Like I do like feet. 00:49:28.559 --> 00:49:30.320 If I like the person, then I'll like your feet, right? 00:49:30.480 --> 00:49:32.639 Because I think they're like it's a masculine part of the thing. 00:49:32.800 --> 00:49:35.199 What is like what is a fetish that you have though? 00:49:35.280 --> 00:49:36.559 Like about guys. 00:49:36.719 --> 00:49:44.960 Like if you saw a guy, what would be the first thing that you would probably like what's your fetish with guys? 00:49:46.559 --> 00:49:47.280 I don't know. 00:49:47.440 --> 00:49:49.840 I don't know if I have a fetish per se. 00:49:50.000 --> 00:49:52.719 I like loosely. 00:49:52.960 --> 00:49:54.239 I like pubes. 00:49:54.400 --> 00:49:55.920 Like I don't like a clean shaven guy. 00:49:56.159 --> 00:49:56.719 I like hair. 00:49:56.880 --> 00:49:58.480 I don't like like a fucking bear. 00:49:58.559 --> 00:50:00.800 I don't like bear hairy, but I don't like a waxed butt. 00:50:01.039 --> 00:50:08.000 No, I like just like some natural hair and like maybe just like a natural musk, if you will, a natural scent. 00:50:08.239 --> 00:50:09.760 I do remember you telling me that before. 00:50:09.920 --> 00:50:14.000 But not like dirty, like like if you take a shower and then you go on like a walk. 00:50:14.079 --> 00:50:14.400 Yeah. 00:50:14.559 --> 00:50:16.320 And then you have like a little sweatiness too. 00:50:16.400 --> 00:50:17.280 It's like your natural smell. 00:50:17.360 --> 00:50:18.079 I think that's sexy. 00:50:19.360 --> 00:50:20.320 Your mouth does that with you. 00:50:22.079 --> 00:50:24.320 That's how I picture you smell sniffing it. 00:50:26.559 --> 00:50:27.679 I don't have to go that far in. 00:50:27.760 --> 00:50:30.000 The schnazz, I can smell it in the mile away. 00:50:30.960 --> 00:50:32.719 Poking through a picket fence. 00:50:37.440 --> 00:50:40.000 Uh all right, so okay. 00:50:40.239 --> 00:50:40.719 Fair. 00:50:40.960 --> 00:50:42.000 I would agree with that. 00:50:43.039 --> 00:50:44.000 Tell me yours. 00:50:44.559 --> 00:50:49.199 It always differs depending on who it is that I might be thinking or looking at, right? 00:50:49.360 --> 00:50:57.039 So um I uh I just really like butts. 00:50:57.360 --> 00:50:58.639 I really like butts. 00:50:58.960 --> 00:51:00.639 I don't know what it is about a butt, but I like them. 00:51:00.880 --> 00:51:01.679 Booty boy. 00:51:02.400 --> 00:51:02.880 I do. 00:51:03.199 --> 00:51:07.119 I like them flat, I like them big, I like them juicy, I like them hairy. 00:51:08.079 --> 00:51:09.360 I like them junkie. 00:51:10.079 --> 00:51:12.480 Uh I just don't like them. 00:51:12.880 --> 00:51:13.360 Poopy. 00:51:13.599 --> 00:51:15.440 Um, all right, here's an unpopular opinion. 00:51:15.519 --> 00:51:17.599 This would this here's something that would get me canceled for. 00:51:17.760 --> 00:51:21.119 I don't like them smooth because they look too feminine. 00:51:22.960 --> 00:51:23.440 I know. 00:51:23.679 --> 00:51:25.039 But that's offensive to some people. 00:51:25.679 --> 00:51:27.360 Cancelled, boop, done. 00:51:27.679 --> 00:51:28.320 Oh wow. 00:51:29.119 --> 00:51:30.000 How dare. 00:51:30.320 --> 00:51:35.360 But listen, at the same time, if it was I guess it just kind of depends on the butt. 00:51:35.760 --> 00:51:39.920 Because there would be some smooth booties that I'd be like, oh, it's a sexy booty. 00:51:40.159 --> 00:51:47.280 But you know what I would rather not ever see again is a dude in a speedo. 00:51:48.400 --> 00:51:49.679 Yeah, I'm not turned on by that. 00:51:49.840 --> 00:51:50.000 No. 00:51:50.159 --> 00:51:50.960 I'm not turned on by it. 00:51:51.039 --> 00:51:58.639 I'm trying to do like on the beach or whatever, but like even jock straps for me are kind of like I don't mind a jock strap. 00:51:59.039 --> 00:52:01.119 You know what turns me on more than a jock strap? 00:52:01.199 --> 00:52:01.440 What? 00:52:01.760 --> 00:52:07.039 Is some fucking Hanes, some classic sexy working man underwear. 00:52:07.199 -->

00:52:08.320 I don't think we've talked about it on the podcast. 00:52:08.559 --> 00:52:10.159 We talked about it, but I don't know about it on the podcast. 00:52:10.239 --> 00:52:10.400 Yeah. 00:52:10.559 --> 00:52:14.880 But I think like just dude undies, like just some dude boxer briefs. 00:52:14.960 --> 00:52:23.039 That's the kind where you like you see, I don't know, uh repairman on the side of the road bending over, and it was like a fruit of the looms or popping out. 00:52:23.280 --> 00:52:23.679 Exactly. 00:52:23.840 --> 00:52:31.440 You see a repairman on the side of the road who's showing 15 inches above crack. 00:52:31.840 --> 00:52:32.320 There you go. 00:52:32.480 --> 00:52:33.679 I don't know what that is, but yes. 00:52:33.920 --> 00:52:38.000 That was uh I think it was like Rick D's or something back in the day instead of Love Shack. 00:52:38.159 --> 00:52:44.800 They said they would mock a song, like do a mock song into the song before the song started playing. 00:52:44.960 --> 00:52:47.679 Yeah, I think I might not have been Rick D's, but it was somebody a long time ago. 00:52:47.760 --> 00:52:49.199 And that's how it was always Rick D's. 00:52:49.440 --> 00:52:50.639 You don't know who Rick D's is? 00:52:50.800 --> 00:52:52.159 Rick D's nuts? 00:52:52.400 --> 00:52:53.440 Rick D's nuts. 00:52:53.920 --> 00:52:54.320 Fuck you. 00:52:54.800 --> 00:52:55.760 This is stupid. 00:52:56.079 --> 00:52:56.719 No, I don't. 00:52:56.880 --> 00:52:57.280 I don't. 00:52:57.760 --> 00:53:00.559 Uh Rick D's was he was a big deal. 00:53:02.320 --> 00:53:03.199 Rick D's. 00:53:03.440 --> 00:53:04.159 Back in your day. 00:53:06.400 --> 00:53:12.639 You know what's funny is that I rem when I'm thinking about I called into Rick D's one time and I got on the show, morning show. 00:53:12.960 --> 00:53:20.320 Um and it was probably like 2001, 2003, which he would have been like fucking three years old. 00:53:20.480 --> 00:53:20.800 Yeah. 00:53:21.280 --> 00:53:21.840 Whoa. 00:53:25.199 --> 00:53:26.719 Yeah, Rick D's nuts. 00:53:29.679 --> 00:53:36.079 Anyhow, so yes, I would rather butt like but like board shorts are the sexiest to me on a beach, board shorts. 00:53:36.239 --> 00:53:36.719 Board shorts. 00:53:36.960 --> 00:53:40.559 I like that you could like there's um some sexiness, movement. 00:53:40.880 --> 00:53:41.199 Some buttons. 00:53:41.360 --> 00:53:46.400 I like that those there's like the way they hug the bat the the hips and the butt crack and some kinds. 00:53:46.639 --> 00:53:48.159 It's just like a dude in shorts. 00:53:48.320 --> 00:53:48.559 Yeah. 00:53:48.719 --> 00:53:49.760 That's how I like that. 00:53:50.400 --> 00:53:52.320 Board shorts are sexy to me. 00:53:53.199 --> 00:53:53.760 Speedoes? 00:53:54.400 --> 00:53:54.880 Board shorts. 00:53:55.119 --> 00:53:56.000 Let me let me go right now. 00:53:56.079 --> 00:53:57.599 I'm gonna go order some board shorts. 00:53:58.400 --> 00:53:59.920 Then you can model for everyone. 00:54:00.159 --> 00:54:01.679 Where is my phone? 00:54:02.559 --> 00:54:04.559 Um what do you wear? 00:54:04.719 --> 00:54:06.559 But I've never been to the beach with you. 00:54:07.599 --> 00:54:08.559 Um what do you wear? 00:54:08.719 --> 00:54:10.559 I wear Speedoes. 00:54:10.880 --> 00:54:16.239 No, I wear my uh I just wear my regular like swimming trunks. 00:54:16.320 --> 00:54:20.320 I wear sometimes I like like the Chubby's brand one because they're like a five-engine seam. 00:54:20.400 --> 00:54:21.519 I like a good five-engine seam. 00:54:21.599 --> 00:54:26.320 Though I do have that one pair that's really cute that that guy, the same one that bought me that tank top, bought me. 00:54:26.400 --> 00:54:27.280 This is fucking insane. 00:54:27.440 --> 00:54:28.960 They're like$150 swimming trunks. 00:54:29.119 --> 00:54:32.800 I'm trying to think what we're in the mountains and we were in the hot tub. 00:54:33.360 --> 00:54:36.079 Because that would have been the only time I those green ones. 00:54:36.559 --> 00:54:39.519 I just remember feeling like I was being murdered because it was so fucking cold outside. 00:54:39.840 --> 00:54:41.199 You're miserable though, other than that. 00:54:41.280 --> 00:54:42.480 You're just like sick. 00:54:42.639 --> 00:54:46.719 And you kept trying to pressure, giving me alcohol, pressuring me to go out in the snow to get in the hot tub. 00:54:46.960 --> 00:54:47.920 Oh, I'm so mean. 00:54:48.000 --> 00:54:48.880 I'm such a bad friend. 00:54:49.199 --> 00:54:53.440 And then I was sitting there getting rained on or dripped on, and you're like, oh, you're being so dramatic. 00:54:53.519 --> 00:54:56.079 And then we switched spots, you're like, oh yeah, you are getting dripped on. 00:54:56.239 --> 00:54:57.119 Hey, but I switched spots. 00:54:57.199 --> 00:54:57.519 I'm a good friend. 00:54:57.760 --> 00:54:59.920 You did, and then I became more cool because I wasn't. 00:55:00.480 --> 00:55:03.039 You did make me soup, but then you left it out and it got wasted. 00:55:03.280 --> 00:55:04.800 And I made you a new meal the next day. 00:55:05.039 --> 00:55:07.519 You did, and then you only gave me one piece of cheesecake. 00:55:08.480 --> 00:55:09.519 So you didn't ask for two. 00:55:09.760 --> 00:55:10.559 Should I have to ask? 00:55:10.880 --> 00:55:14.000 Should somebody have to ask for an extra piece of cheesecake? 00:55:14.800 --> 00:55:15.440 If you want it. 00:55:15.840 --> 00:55:16.800 Or you could have just taken it. 00:55:17.039 --> 00:55:18.320 If you want your cake, you take it. 00:55:18.480 --> 00:55:19.119 You just take it. 00:55:19.360 --> 00:55:20.800 You want your cake and eat it too. 00:55:21.119 --> 00:55:23.199 I want of course I want my cake and I want to eat it too. 00:55:23.440 --> 00:55:25.519 That's a dumb fucking saying, whoever said that. 00:55:26.079 --> 00:55:27.920 Why wouldn't you want to eat your fucking cake? 00:55:28.239 --> 00:55:29.519 He wants his cake and he wants to eat it

too. 00:55:29.599 --> 00:55:30.960 It's like you know fucking shit, bitch. 00:55:31.199 --> 00:55:31.760 No shit. 00:55:32.480 --> 00:55:34.800 I bought it or I or I took it, it's mine. 00:55:34.960 --> 00:55:35.679 I'm eating it. 00:55:35.840 --> 00:55:36.559 I stole it. 00:55:36.719 --> 00:55:37.519 I stole that shit. 00:55:37.679 --> 00:55:39.599 I seen it over there and I stole it. 00:55:39.840 --> 00:55:41.039 Only a smooth cake, though. 00:55:41.199 --> 00:55:43.920 I mean only a non-smooth cake, apparently, to you. 00:55:45.119 --> 00:55:48.719 Oh, whatever. 00:55:48.880 --> 00:55:49.199 Boring. 00:55:49.440 --> 00:55:49.920 Peach. 00:55:50.639 --> 00:55:53.360 What's the best thing that happened to you this past week? 00:55:54.800 --> 00:55:57.519 I think yesterday was probably the best day, for sure. 00:55:58.079 --> 00:55:58.960 All of us hanging out. 00:55:59.199 --> 00:55:59.599 That was fun. 00:55:59.760 --> 00:56:00.320 It was really fun. 00:56:00.559 --> 00:56:04.400 Going down to the the strand and just vibing. 00:56:04.559 --> 00:56:05.039 It was fun. 00:56:05.440 --> 00:56:06.719 That's why I like that area. 00:56:06.800 --> 00:56:08.480 Like I was saying, I just like it. 00:56:08.559 --> 00:56:09.599 Just feels like a life. 00:56:09.760 --> 00:56:11.360 I I like seeing life go by. 00:56:11.440 --> 00:56:12.639 I like seeing families. 00:56:12.800 --> 00:56:17.679 I like seeing friends and people just out in the world living. 00:56:17.760 --> 00:56:20.320 And uh and I get annoyed with by people a lot. 00:56:20.480 --> 00:56:21.039 It's pretty common. 00:56:21.119 --> 00:56:24.159 I but lately I've been I think a lot better just like shutting myself down. 00:56:24.239 --> 00:56:28.320 Like if somebody's walking in front of me and they're going too slow, or they stop suddenly, or I'm in crowds. 00:56:28.480 --> 00:56:30.000 I get like really anxious and mad. 00:56:30.320 --> 00:56:36.000 But then I'm also getting better at I'm getting better at pulling up back and being like, okay, you know what? 00:56:36.079 --> 00:56:36.639 They're just existing. 00:56:36.719 --> 00:56:37.519 And like we're all here. 00:56:37.599 --> 00:56:38.719 We're all here to be here. 00:56:38.880 --> 00:56:39.760 And I'm gonna take it in. 00:56:39.920 --> 00:56:40.559 No, but there's some people. 00:56:40.960 --> 00:56:41.360 Unless I'm hungry. 00:56:42.000 --> 00:56:44.880 If I'm hungry though, and I'm gonna fucking kill you. 00:56:45.039 --> 00:56:46.639 Um give me some fucking food. 00:56:46.719 --> 00:56:48.159 That'll test a friendship, that's for sure. 00:56:48.400 --> 00:56:48.719 Food? 00:56:48.880 --> 00:56:49.360 Hunger. 00:56:49.599 --> 00:56:50.159 Hunger. 00:56:50.400 --> 00:56:52.559 Well, is there a dispensary down there? 00:56:53.360 --> 00:56:55.360 We actually went to one after the beach. 00:56:55.440 --> 00:56:57.360 Yeah, once you guys left and then is it in that area? 00:56:57.519 --> 00:56:58.480 No, it's in Vista. 00:56:58.639 --> 00:57:02.400 We had to drive like 13, 14 minutes to Vista to Urban Leaf. 00:57:02.960 --> 00:57:04.719 Is it off to 78? 00:57:06.960 --> 00:57:07.920 No, I don't know. 00:57:08.000 --> 00:57:08.239 Maybe. 00:57:08.320 --> 00:57:08.639 I don't know. 00:57:08.719 --> 00:57:09.119 Highways. 00:57:09.199 --> 00:57:09.599 I'm gay. 00:57:09.760 --> 00:57:10.800 But it's off a highway. 00:57:10.960 --> 00:57:11.280 Yeah. 00:57:11.519 --> 00:57:14.480 Like you can it's the highway and then the shop. 00:57:14.880 --> 00:57:17.519 No, well it's it's kind of. 00:57:17.599 --> 00:57:19.280 There's like a back road, like along the highway. 00:57:19.519 --> 00:57:20.239 A frontage road. 00:57:20.320 --> 00:57:20.800 Yeah, you sure. 00:57:20.960 --> 00:57:21.199 Kind of. 00:57:21.599 --> 00:57:23.119 But it's right there, next to each other. 00:57:23.360 --> 00:57:23.440 Yeah. 00:57:23.760 --> 00:57:24.559 It's a good dispensary. 00:57:25.360 --> 00:57:27.679 Uh I got a uh a clone there once. 00:57:28.159 --> 00:57:29.119 I've only been there once. 00:57:29.280 --> 00:57:31.920 It's so far from me, I would not go all the way up there. 00:57:33.440 --> 00:57:34.719 But okay. 00:57:35.280 --> 00:57:36.320 Got some good joints. 00:57:36.480 --> 00:57:37.760 Said I was gonna stop smoking. 00:57:38.559 --> 00:57:39.519 And you bought more? 00:57:40.400 --> 00:57:41.519 Well, Austin wanted them. 00:57:41.760 --> 00:57:42.480 Oh, Austin. 00:57:42.639 --> 00:57:44.079 Don't blame Austin for it. 00:57:44.719 --> 00:57:45.920 You gotta support your boyfriend. 00:57:46.000 --> 00:57:48.480 If your boyfriend wants a joint, then you deserves it. 00:57:48.719 --> 00:57:50.320 He does Austin deserves it. 00:57:50.480 --> 00:57:50.639 Why? 00:57:50.800 --> 00:57:51.760 Because he has to deal with me? 00:57:52.000 --> 00:57:53.119 No, because he's Austin. 00:57:54.400 --> 00:57:54.880 There you go. 00:57:55.119 --> 00:57:55.760 He deserves it. 00:57:55.920 --> 00:57:56.960 Yeah, I agree. 00:57:57.280 --> 00:57:58.559 Smoke one for me, Austin. 00:57:58.719 --> 00:57:59.039 I can't. 00:57:59.119 --> 00:58:00.800 I'm already a lung short. 00:58:01.039 --> 00:58:01.360 I know. 00:58:01.519 --> 00:58:02.320 I gotta stop. 00:58:02.480 --> 00:58:03.199 I gotta stop. 00:58:03.360 --> 00:58:05.119 I'm telling you, that's how that's why I got sick. 00:58:05.199 --> 00:58:07.679 I know you think that I got sick because I caught something. 00:58:08.000 --> 00:58:08.559 It's not. 00:58:08.639 --> 00:58:12.480 I feel I'm sick from smoking because I know when I hit it, I told you this last night. 00:58:12.559 --> 00:58:20.639 I'd know the day that I was smoking that joint, and I was like, oh, I felt it, and I knew I pushed it too much, and then I smoke one more after that, and I just kept feeling it and kept feeling it. 00:58:20.880 --> 00:58:21.280 Plenty of. 00:58:21.440 --> 00:58:22.880 And it's only in my chest. 00:58:23.039 --> 00:58:24.400 I'm no other symptoms. 00:58:24.559 -->

00:58:26.079 You're just getting it nobody else in my family. 00:58:27.760 --> 00:58:32.719 I feel like every every every man reaches a certain point where they they get that locker room cough. 00:58:33.360 --> 00:58:34.639 It's sexy to you, isn't it? 00:58:34.880 --> 00:58:35.920 It is kind of sexy to me. 00:58:36.079 --> 00:58:36.719 Yeah. 00:58:38.320 --> 00:58:39.280 Keep making me laugh. 00:58:39.360 --> 00:58:40.159 I'll keep coughing. 00:58:40.800 --> 00:58:42.400 Fight it back every time I chuckle. 00:58:45.679 --> 00:58:47.039 He's just trying to turn me on right now. 00:58:50.960 --> 00:58:58.719 Well, I if you were gonna ask me the same question, I would agree that yes, yesterday was one of the best things that's happened. 00:58:59.599 --> 00:59:00.800 He's got many more important things than that. 00:59:01.039 --> 00:59:04.159 No, but I've had really good moments uh with my kids this week. 00:59:04.480 --> 00:59:06.320 Okay, and it's been of course you win with that. 00:59:06.480 --> 00:59:11.039 No, I know no, it's not a competition, but my point is like sometimes it's hard being a parent. 00:59:11.679 --> 00:59:12.559 Sometimes it's easy. 00:59:12.880 --> 00:59:16.559 And my kids, as you know, are fantastic kids. 00:59:16.639 --> 00:59:16.800 Yeah. 00:59:16.960 --> 00:59:19.840 Um, but they're still preteens, and it's just sometimes it's hard. 00:59:20.960 --> 00:59:23.840 Um, but I just, you know, just had some good moments. 00:59:24.079 --> 00:59:24.639 That's good. 00:59:24.800 --> 00:59:28.159 Um not that we're gonna share because it's it's private. 00:59:28.480 --> 00:59:31.280 They their life and their choice to share. 00:59:31.679 --> 00:59:41.119 If I can share anything, I want to share what's what I said with you in the car, which is that I really respect you as a parent, both you and Matt, and just how uh there you are. 00:59:41.280 --> 00:59:49.760 You're very present and I'm not gonna say strict, like because you're definitely more strict than my parents were with me, but it but it shows in a great way. 00:59:49.840 --> 00:59:55.599 Like your kids are so present and there and just kind of thoughtful and oh and aware. 00:59:55.679 --> 00:59:57.840 Yeah, it's like there's something that that's lacking. 00:59:58.159 --> 01:00:00.880 Would you uh say that they're engaging? 01:00:01.199 --> 01:00:06.400 Very, yeah, very intelligent, that's always polite, friendly, fun to be around. 01:00:06.639 --> 01:00:09.519 You know, just there I I may talk a lot of shit about kids and joke. 01:00:09.599 --> 01:00:11.280 I feel like there's a lot of gay people that do that. 01:00:11.679 --> 01:00:16.159 Kids can be assholes, but but I'm not gonna be the type of person like I'm not gonna hang out with you because you have kids. 01:00:16.239 --> 01:00:17.920 I only I know I've made comments about some of the people. 01:00:18.079 --> 01:00:21.760 I'm trying to see how many people I don't hang out with anymore, but they don't want to hang out

with places. 01:00:21.840 --> 01:00:22.559 I say that all the time. 01:00:22.719 --> 01:00:23.920 I get wait, you say what? 01:00:24.079 --> 01:00:30.159 When I was like in the other episode, I was like, I want kid-free spaces more than which I do in some capacities for some specific things. 01:00:30.559 --> 01:00:31.679 I'm a parent and I agree with it. 01:00:31.840 --> 01:00:41.360 I would love I I like kid free, but I'll say like just the fact that you're my little sister, like when she was probably like Rose's age, is just chronically on her phone. 01:00:41.679 --> 01:00:42.880 And it shows now, Katie. 01:00:43.039 --> 01:00:43.760 Look at your ass. 01:00:44.079 --> 01:00:46.559 No, leave Katie out of this. 01:00:46.880 --> 01:00:47.280 Jeez. 01:00:47.760 --> 01:00:50.400 No, but there's it felt really. 01:00:50.559 --> 01:00:51.280 I will say this. 01:00:51.360 --> 01:00:57.599 I I really enjoyed the day even more because you are also very on your phone a lot, and I'm on my phone a lot. 01:00:57.760 --> 01:00:59.039 But none of us were really on our phones. 01:01:00.000 --> 01:01:01.440 None of us, none of us were on our phones. 01:01:01.840 --> 01:01:03.199 No, I only got on my phone to take some pictures. 01:01:03.440 --> 01:01:06.960 Yeah, but none of us were, and it just felt I really I want to thank you for that. 01:01:07.039 --> 01:01:11.119 I think it was really nice to just be present with one another. 01:01:11.440 --> 01:01:12.480 Felt really good. 01:01:12.800 --> 01:01:16.480 I think that even though you and I can be on our phones, like we're still very engaged. 01:01:16.719 --> 01:01:25.199 But I think it's like it says him, I'll be like pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, and he's like the 10 minutes later, what I was processing. 01:01:25.440 --> 01:01:40.320 Yeah, uh no, but I think that we are, I think that we're on the same page a lot, even because a lot of times if we're on the phone and we're together, it's because we're doing something, we're not just consuming space and and waiting, you know, for our fucking years to tick by and die. 01:01:40.559 --> 01:01:45.840 We are hanging out and doing something, so there's a purpose, but I don't know, past that. 01:01:45.920 --> 01:01:47.599 I mean, I guess my I don't know. 01:01:47.760 --> 01:01:54.159 I've always been I've we've raised our kids that kids to where they engage. 01:01:54.320 --> 01:01:54.800 Yeah. 01:01:55.039 --> 01:02:01.599 You know, they're they're it's that's what we do when we hang around other people and and you know, I don't know. 01:02:01.679 --> 01:02:02.159 It's hard. 01:02:02.320 --> 01:02:04.880 It's hard because they are at that age and they always want to be on their phones. 01:02:05.119 --> 01:02:08.960 But they seem like they correct me if I'm wrong, but they seem like they were having fun too. 01:02:09.119 --> 01:02:11.119 Yeah, I didn't have to a single time tell them to get off their phones. 01:02:11.360 --> 01:02:12.559 They they didn't even pull. 01:02:12.800 --> 01:02:22.480 I think Chrome pulled out his phone because there's a baseball game to like check or something, but I didn't have to um they were on their phones when we were at the the the pub or the brew. 01:02:22.880 --> 01:02:25.840 Yeah, but they were watching something while we were watching having some adult conversations, right? 01:02:26.400 --> 01:02:30.559 That's why I mean like they're good at they're good at gauging when it's appropriate. 01:02:30.639 --> 01:02:37.280 And yeah, and uh did I tell you what Crow said when I don't think anyone else caught it. 01:02:37.440 --> 01:02:39.119 I may have told you, maybe I told Matt. 01:02:39.280 --> 01:02:43.039 Uh he came up and he said, Ah, you guys are flirting with each other's boyfriends. 01:02:43.679 --> 01:02:49.760 Didn't tell me that he doubled down too, and you're told it just giggling in my ear. 01:02:49.920 --> 01:02:52.079 Somebody was like, just get your ass out of here. 01:02:52.800 --> 01:02:53.360 Mind your business. 01:02:53.519 --> 01:02:55.119 Go put on the for once, go on your phone. 01:02:55.280 --> 01:02:56.960 And then Rose is over there snickering. 01:02:58.000 --> 01:02:58.400 That's cute. 01:02:58.480 --> 01:02:58.800 That's funny. 01:02:58.880 --> 01:02:59.199 That's sweet. 01:02:59.360 --> 01:02:59.920 They're good kids. 01:03:00.000 --> 01:03:00.239 They're good. 01:03:00.719 --> 01:03:01.199 Great kids. 01:03:01.760 --> 01:03:02.079 Really? 01:03:02.239 --> 01:03:02.880 Good dad. 01:03:03.039 --> 01:03:05.519 I think it's also something I'm gonna notice. 01:03:06.480 --> 01:03:08.800 Not because I, you know, it's no shade out there. 01:03:08.880 --> 01:03:12.880 I'm not that's not me saying I have daddy issues, but like, you know, my parenting was different. 01:03:13.039 --> 01:03:15.599 I never had a relationship with my father in that way. 01:03:15.760 --> 01:03:17.920 I never lived with him, I never was involved with him in that way. 01:03:18.000 --> 01:03:19.440 We'd see each other sometimes. 01:03:19.840 --> 01:03:31.920 My only father figure is my grandpa, and my family was kind of scattered in bits and pieces, and so there's something just really sweet about that and and just really caring about your kids and and and putting your kids first. 01:03:32.400 --> 01:03:34.400 I think uh rare surprisingly. 01:03:34.800 --> 01:03:39.599 I think there's a lot that goes into that, but I think that in your case, I think that you would make a great dad. 01:03:39.760 --> 01:03:51.599 I think that the way that you care and love and think about your cat shows that you have that capacity to care and not having that growing up, I think is what's going to make you dad. 01:03:51.840 --> 01:03:52.320 I'd agree with that. 01:03:52.400 --> 01:04:01.360 I um I think it wouldn't I don't know if I ever will or if that's it really in the cards for me or if that's what I want, but I'm not gonna ask because the last time I asked somebody I fucking yelled at.

01:04:01.519 --> 01:04:03.519 Which by the way fucking selfish of you. 01:04:03.760 --> 01:04:04.320 What the fuck? 01:04:04.480 --> 01:04:05.360 Well, you know what's funny? 01:04:05.440 --> 01:04:06.960 Did you see my my uh post? 01:04:07.280 --> 01:04:10.719 And then I reel after I posted, I was like, I wonder if if he follows me, and he does. 01:04:11.119 --> 01:04:11.599 He follows me. 01:04:12.400 --> 01:04:12.800 Did you see it? 01:04:12.880 --> 01:04:13.840 Did you see if he saw it? 01:04:14.079 --> 01:04:15.360 Uh oh, I didn't look. 01:04:15.519 --> 01:04:16.719 I'd have been there like scrolling. 01:04:16.800 --> 01:04:20.880 Well, I guess you have a lot of followers, so you can't just go and but no, you could see who follows you. 01:04:21.119 --> 01:04:22.880 Yeah, but like who saw the story. 01:04:23.039 --> 01:04:24.159 Yeah, you just go through it. 01:04:24.320 --> 01:04:25.039 But that would take forever. 01:04:25.119 --> 01:04:26.320 You have so many people. 01:04:26.559 --> 01:04:27.599 Yeah, but not everyone. 01:04:28.239 --> 01:04:29.440 How many couple hundred people? 01:04:29.519 --> 01:04:32.079 It's easy for me to Oh, you're up to 3,000 now. 01:04:33.039 --> 01:04:35.920 Please follow Joffrey at Geosty. 01:04:36.159 --> 01:04:37.599 No, I'm not desperate. 01:04:37.840 --> 01:04:39.840 Don't don't follow me. 01:04:40.079 --> 01:04:46.079 But I do post some almost nudes on my story that my family gets very mad at me about. 01:04:46.639 --> 01:04:47.360 Yes, yes, yes. 01:04:47.440 --> 01:04:52.239 But if they if they really knew the truth about his OnlyFans, they would be even more mad. 01:04:52.320 --> 01:04:53.280 So you probably should support. 01:04:53.519 --> 01:04:54.960 What do you keep saying I have an OnlyFans? 01:04:55.119 --> 01:04:56.880 You're gonna make these people think I have an OnlyFans. 01:04:57.119 --> 01:04:58.800 We have to raise money for a studio. 01:04:58.880 --> 01:05:02.400 We need to build a studio space, so you need to make some fucking money. 01:05:02.559 --> 01:05:04.320 Uh, this has been riveting. 01:05:04.480 --> 01:05:06.480 There's words I feel like like riveting. 01:05:06.559 --> 01:05:07.519 I do say riveting more now. 01:05:07.599 --> 01:05:12.480 But Cro has said that multiple times in the last, like sarcastically to us, like, oh, that's so riveting. 01:05:12.559 --> 01:05:12.880 That's funny. 01:05:13.199 --> 01:05:15.599 It must have come up in uh something recently. 01:05:15.840 --> 01:05:16.159 Who knows? 01:05:16.239 --> 01:05:17.920 I I've been saying that re in recent months. 01:05:18.000 --> 01:05:18.960 I may say it, but I like it. 01:05:19.039 --> 01:05:27.280 But maybe I was also thinking of those words, like there's just some words that we don't use often because I don't feel like it's appropriate to. 01:05:27.440 --> 01:05:27.920 I don't know why. 01:05:28.079 --> 01:05:28.559 So riveting. 01:05:28.880 --> 01:05:29.920 No, no, like we're that's a good one. 01:05:30.000 --> 01:05:33.119 Let me think like um titillating, like spectacular. 01:05:33.360 --> 01:05:34.880 Like it's a word, and we all know it. 01:05:34.960 --> 01:05:39.840 It's a part of most people's vocabulary, but like why am I afraid to use a word like that? 01:05:40.159 --> 01:05:40.559 Spectacular? 01:05:40.719 --> 01:05:44.079 Yeah, like I wouldn't when somebody's like, What did you how was that event? 01:05:44.239 --> 01:05:45.920 I would be like, it's great, it was awesome. 01:05:46.000 --> 01:05:49.920 Like, I'm never I don't feel like it's ever a moment that I mean, like it was spectacular. 01:05:50.719 --> 01:05:52.880 I want to bring back into that though. 01:05:53.039 --> 01:05:55.760 I always say groovy because I was trying to bring that back, but nobody else will say it. 01:05:55.840 --> 01:05:56.800 So that I always say groovy. 01:05:57.840 --> 01:05:59.760 I like that you say it, but you're like, but I don't want anyone else to. 01:06:00.159 --> 01:06:00.320 Say it. 01:06:00.400 --> 01:06:01.360 You're like, it's my thing. 01:06:01.760 --> 01:06:02.480 There you go. 01:06:02.960 --> 01:06:04.480 I do like that you say groovy. 01:06:04.719 --> 01:06:05.360 Spectacular. 01:06:05.440 --> 01:06:08.800 I only think that because there's a song Austin was showing me some girl girly. 01:06:09.199 --> 01:06:09.840 It was kind of funny. 01:06:09.920 --> 01:06:11.360 Like one of those really bad old songs. 01:06:11.599 --> 01:06:13.199 It was like the sex of spectacular. 01:06:13.360 --> 01:06:17.519 It's like the name of the way that spectacular sex or whatever is the name was. 01:06:17.679 --> 01:06:19.199 It was I don't know, but it made me think of it. 01:06:19.280 --> 01:06:20.000 It was just funny to hear. 01:06:20.400 --> 01:06:23.039 You should try to work it into your everyday vocabulary. 01:06:23.199 --> 01:06:25.119 Every day we should pick a word that we use. 01:06:25.280 --> 01:06:27.199 So yours for the rest of the day is spectacular. 01:06:27.599 --> 01:06:28.480 Spectacular. 01:06:28.960 --> 01:06:30.320 Um I need a word now. 01:06:30.400 --> 01:06:30.880 What's your word? 01:06:33.119 --> 01:06:34.559 With a big word for you. 01:06:37.760 --> 01:06:44.639 How about um circumference? 01:06:48.559 --> 01:06:49.440 Circumference. 01:06:49.599 --> 01:06:49.920 Yeah, yeah. 01:06:52.000 --> 01:06:53.760 That is a thick circumference. 01:06:55.519 --> 01:06:59.280 Ouch! Ouch. 01:07:00.159 --> 01:07:01.760 Ouch, that circumference. 01:07:02.000 --> 01:07:03.199 The circumference of that hole. 01:07:03.519 --> 01:07:05.840 Penetrated too deeply. 01:07:06.159 --> 01:07:06.719 This is the thing. 01:07:07.199 --> 01:07:17.599 My grandmother listens to this podcast, and then her 80-year-old friend, my grandma's 80, and her 80-year-old friend came to visit her, and they both were watching the episodes of our podcast together in the living room. 01:07:17.840 --> 01:07:18.400 Shout out. 01:07:18.559 --> 01:07:19.920 And Nani and Herbie.

01:07:20.480 --> 01:07:21.119 Nani and Mary. 01:07:21.199 --> 01:07:22.719 And Mary was like, it's interesting. 01:07:22.880 --> 01:07:24.480 Like, I'm learning so many things. 01:07:26.239 --> 01:07:28.960 And she's like, OnlyFans.com. 01:07:29.599 --> 01:07:31.119 What's an OnlyFans? 01:07:31.360 --> 01:07:34.000 It's like the kids are saying this thing, eating ass. 01:07:34.480 --> 01:07:37.440 Is that like is that is that like when you fall and you eat shit? 01:07:37.599 --> 01:07:38.800 Like eating ass. 01:07:40.000 --> 01:07:40.480 Nope, nope. 01:07:44.639 --> 01:07:47.840 My mom commenting, fighting people on our comments on YouTube. 01:07:48.800 --> 01:07:55.519 The one that was like, this podcast is what happens when uh somebody gives their gay son money for a garage band. 01:07:55.599 --> 01:07:57.440 And my mom's like, I'll let you know. 01:07:57.519 --> 01:07:59.280 My son happens to be so talented. 01:07:59.679 --> 01:08:03.360 I thought she was the one that responded back and was like, garage band's free, dumbass. 01:08:03.519 --> 01:08:04.559 No, someone else said that too. 01:08:05.039 --> 01:08:08.400 She also said the other one, the other guy was like, Let me pay your bills about me. 01:08:08.480 --> 01:08:10.719 And my mom was like, You're you're on. 01:08:10.800 --> 01:08:13.199 Like, blah blah like she was so about it. 01:08:13.280 --> 01:08:15.119 Like, please pay my son the bills. 01:08:15.360 --> 01:08:16.479 Did you reach out to them? 01:08:17.119 --> 01:08:17.840 He responded today. 01:08:18.000 --> 01:08:19.199 I meant to tell you to her comment. 01:08:19.279 --> 01:08:22.000 And my mom, she's like, You're on, blah, blah, blah. 01:08:22.159 --> 01:08:27.439 And I don't think he realized obviously it's my mother because she's some random woman commenting, and he was like, only for Jeffrey. 01:08:27.520 --> 01:08:28.239 Good try, though. 01:08:28.640 --> 01:08:30.000 Oh, I'm like, okay. 01:08:30.079 --> 01:08:32.960 So if you're serious about pay my bills, then please pay my bills. 01:08:33.119 --> 01:08:33.600 Can you double them? 01:08:36.399 --> 01:08:38.800 I mean, well, it depends on how much he's giving me. 01:08:39.199 --> 01:08:40.479 Get in line, bitch. 01:08:40.640 --> 01:08:42.159 I am in line behind you. 01:08:42.319 --> 01:08:43.520 Fucking pass it back. 01:08:43.840 --> 01:08:45.439 Behind me fucking passing? 01:08:45.680 --> 01:08:46.000 Yeah. 01:08:46.640 --> 01:08:47.119 Huh? 01:08:47.680 --> 01:08:48.000 No. 01:08:48.159 --> 01:08:48.479 Huh? 01:08:48.640 --> 01:08:49.840 I'm standing in line. 01:08:50.079 --> 01:08:50.720 Pass it back. 01:08:50.960 --> 01:08:51.439 The money? 01:08:51.600 --> 01:08:51.760 Yeah. 01:08:52.000 --> 01:08:55.119 Tell him that you need twice as much as you actually need, and then give me half. 01:08:55.279 --> 01:08:56.640 Oh, well, if I say that. 01:08:57.279 --> 01:09:00.000 Well, if you're you you I'm Jeffrey. 01:09:00.319 --> 01:09:01.359 Joffrey in some cases. 01:09:01.600 --> 01:09:02.159 I'm Joffrey. 01:09:02.399 --> 01:09:03.199 Pay my bills. 01:09:03.359 --> 01:09:04.000 Pay my bills. 01:09:04.159 --> 01:09:04.800 Pay my bills. 01:09:04.960 --> 01:09:06.319 Pay our bills. 01:09:06.720 --> 01:09:07.760 I, you know what? 01:09:07.840 --> 01:09:11.279 You pay his bills because I want to earn my own way. 01:09:11.439 --> 01:09:18.640 I want to say, I pay my own bills because I have earned my money. 01:09:18.880 --> 01:09:19.920 And that would be your path. 01:09:20.239 --> 01:09:21.600 That would be your path. 01:09:22.880 --> 01:09:23.920 I'm just gonna move to the city. 01:09:24.000 --> 01:09:25.119 Come on, Heidi Montag. 01:09:25.920 --> 01:09:28.800 Ugh, I'm so glad that that thing is not happening. 01:09:29.039 --> 01:09:29.600 What thing? 01:09:29.760 --> 01:09:31.680 That fucking her husband being the like. 01:09:32.239 --> 01:09:32.800 Oh my gosh. 01:09:32.960 --> 01:09:33.199 I know. 01:09:33.600 --> 01:09:37.359 Other people got mad at me because I was like, oh, Heidi Montag, I love superficial, like that album. 01:09:37.439 --> 01:09:41.680 And they're like, and again, I was like me being like, I love that album, and they're like, oh, you're a Republican. 01:09:41.760 --> 01:09:44.479 I'm like, it's a fucking album from back in the day, like 2008. 01:09:44.640 --> 01:09:46.960 Uh I don't doesn't mean I love Heidi. 01:09:47.279 --> 01:09:48.239 I just Heidi is. 01:09:48.479 --> 01:09:48.960 You do love her. 01:09:49.199 --> 01:09:52.960 Heidi has a podcast in your net in this network. 01:09:53.119 --> 01:09:53.760 She does. 01:09:54.000 --> 01:09:54.880 Maybe she's sat in that. 01:09:55.199 --> 01:09:56.159 So maybe we're gonna get Heidi. 01:09:56.399 --> 01:09:58.239 Heidi, you don't know who I am. 01:09:58.399 --> 01:10:00.399 You're never probably gonna see this because you're too good for it. 01:10:00.560 --> 01:10:03.279 Heidi is not, we're not going to do something with Heidi Montag. 01:10:03.439 --> 01:10:03.840 Why not? 01:10:04.000 --> 01:10:05.439 Because I forbid it. 01:10:06.640 --> 01:10:08.560 Okay, then it's gonna be just me and Heidi. 01:10:08.720 --> 01:10:14.159 That'll be as you're gonna When you're in Arizona next month, I'm having Heidi Montag sit in your spot. 01:10:14.399 --> 01:10:16.079 Heidi's like, I it's a faggot. 01:10:16.159 --> 01:10:17.279 I don't want to go one of the faggots. 01:10:17.520 --> 01:10:18.720 I'm a Republican now. 01:10:18.960 --> 01:10:27.439 Uh no, you know, I wouldn't do, I wouldn't, uh I wouldn't, I don't want to do uh podcast with anybody who represents what they represent. 01:10:27.680 --> 01:10:28.000 I know. 01:10:28.079 --> 01:10:29.279 I'm just talking shit. 01:10:29.520 --> 01:10:31.439 But I'm just I'm not, I'm just talking sex. 01:10:31.760 --> 01:10:34.079 Except for Gwen Stefani, I would have Gwen Stefani on here. 01:10:34.319 --> 01:10:38.319 Yeah, but I don't think that Gwen Stefani is really what people are trying to make her

out to be. 01:10:42.880 --> 01:10:43.680 Changing the topic. 01:10:43.840 --> 01:10:46.239 Do you have anything else valuable to say before we go? 01:10:46.560 --> 01:10:47.920 I see many valuable things, blue. 01:10:48.239 --> 01:10:50.079 Do you have an unpopular opinion? 01:10:50.479 --> 01:10:52.640 We did our unpopular opinions, and I forgot what you're fixed. 01:10:53.439 --> 01:10:54.000 I told you. 01:10:55.039 --> 01:10:58.560 This is what happens when you do a podcast with somebody a little older than you. 01:10:58.720 --> 01:11:01.359 They forget what your unpopular opinions are. 01:11:03.359 --> 01:11:03.760 It's good. 01:11:03.840 --> 01:11:06.960 I can reinvent myself a couple times because I don't believe it all. 01:11:07.039 --> 01:11:07.439 Yep. 01:11:07.920 --> 01:11:09.199 First time I'm hearing this. 01:11:09.520 --> 01:11:10.319 You know what? 01:11:10.560 --> 01:11:11.520 I don't know what. 01:11:11.680 --> 01:11:12.000 Oh. 01:11:13.199 --> 01:11:14.640 I don't either. 01:11:14.880 --> 01:11:16.079 I have nothing else to say. 01:11:16.399 --> 01:11:17.119 Tell me a story. 01:11:17.279 --> 01:11:20.479 No, see, now you've just taken yourself out of center frame. 01:11:20.560 --> 01:11:21.920 So if anything good is set. 01:11:23.520 --> 01:11:24.880 I see myself right there. 01:11:25.199 --> 01:11:26.880 Uh yeah, but you're not center frame. 01:11:27.199 --> 01:11:31.359 But my you know what I'm realizing though, is that cushion you're sitting on is so brown. 01:11:31.840 --> 01:11:32.560 It's so brown. 01:11:32.720 --> 01:11:36.399 Okay, for the record, it was brown before I sat on that. 01:11:36.640 --> 01:11:40.800 Are you sure it's not because of the circumference of your anus leaking? 01:11:42.239 --> 01:11:43.199 Anal leaking. 01:11:44.640 --> 01:11:46.000 Like those dogs that have to be expressed. 01:11:46.239 --> 01:11:46.560 You know what? 01:11:46.640 --> 01:11:47.359 That doesn't happen. 01:11:47.680 --> 01:11:48.560 Anal leakage? 01:11:48.800 --> 01:11:49.359 To me. 01:11:49.840 --> 01:11:51.279 People my age typically. 01:11:53.840 --> 01:11:55.279 And you seem proud of it. 01:11:56.560 --> 01:11:56.960 Why not? 01:11:57.520 --> 01:11:58.960 This thing is so hard. 01:11:59.119 --> 01:11:59.920 It won't be. 01:12:00.079 --> 01:12:05.119 All though anyone's gonna hear on the microphone is we gotta go though. 01:12:05.279 --> 01:12:05.520 Okay. 01:12:05.680 --> 01:12:06.239 We gotta go. 01:12:06.399 --> 01:12:06.880 It's been real. 01:12:07.039 --> 01:12:08.079 It's been very real. 01:12:08.399 --> 01:12:10.720 What is some life that you've lived? 01:12:10.880 --> 01:12:15.359 And what is some life-living experience that you can share with us? 01:12:15.600 --> 01:12:20.640 You know, comments don't just have to be mean or encouraging. 01:12:20.800 --> 01:12:29.840 They could be engaging, and you can tell us things because we read them, because I have very little self-esteem, and I care about what you think about me and what I talk about. 01:12:30.000 --> 01:12:33.840 And if you want to hear something or you want us to talk about something, tell us. 01:12:34.159 --> 01:12:34.720 Engage. 01:12:35.279 --> 01:12:36.720 Ask us questions. 01:12:37.439 --> 01:12:43.840 Talk about your life, talk about stuff, because then it gives us more stuff to talk about because we want to relate to you, because you're our audience. 01:12:44.000 --> 01:12:48.560 And also, it's a we're a new podcast and we want to grow with you. 01:12:48.880 --> 01:12:49.920 So I hope you know that. 01:12:50.159 --> 01:12:51.680 You're really going hard on this bitch. 01:12:51.840 --> 01:12:52.319 I am. 01:12:52.560 --> 01:12:54.800 I'll go hard on a bitch any day. 01:12:55.119 --> 01:12:56.239 Go hard on a bitch. 01:12:56.479 --> 01:12:58.319 You there are there are friends, right? 01:12:58.399 --> 01:12:59.520 And we gotta support them. 01:12:59.920 --> 01:13:00.399 Not our friends. 01:13:00.479 --> 01:13:02.399 Okay, well, there are stranger danger. 01:13:02.640 --> 01:13:05.439 Stranger danger, but they're wanna they want to grow with us. 01:13:05.680 --> 01:13:06.079 Yes. 01:13:06.319 --> 01:13:07.600 Before we reach our millions. 01:13:07.840 --> 01:13:09.439 They are our muskies. 01:13:09.680 --> 01:13:10.319 Musketeers. 01:13:10.479 --> 01:13:17.359 Okay, by the way, Musketeers got a lot of likes, a few comments that were like, I like Musketeers, I like Musketeers. 01:13:17.520 --> 01:13:20.239 And those comments got like also multiple likes on them. 01:13:20.399 --> 01:13:21.920 Just so you know, they liked it more than yours. 01:13:22.319 --> 01:13:23.680 Multiple likes. 01:13:27.199 --> 01:13:27.600 Listen. 01:13:30.399 --> 01:13:32.079 You punch like a bitch. 01:13:36.479 --> 01:13:37.119 Like a code. 01:13:38.399 --> 01:13:42.079 Like uh like fucking uh Black Bamba. 01:13:42.319 --> 01:13:42.640 Exactly. 01:13:42.880 --> 01:13:44.800 When she pulls out her eye and kill Bill. 01:13:45.199 --> 01:13:45.840 Did you ever see that? 01:13:46.319 --> 01:13:46.720 I love that. 01:13:46.960 --> 01:13:48.079 Oh my god, it's such a great thing. 01:13:52.800 --> 01:13:53.760 Her other eye. 01:13:54.000 --> 01:13:54.720 So fucked up. 01:13:54.880 --> 01:13:55.600 Her one good eye. 01:13:55.760 --> 01:13:56.479 I love Kill Bill. 01:13:56.640 --> 01:13:58.239 That's a fucking It's so good. 01:13:58.479 --> 01:13:58.880 Ugh. 01:13:59.119 --> 01:14:01.359 I mean we started watching it with Crow and he was into it. 01:14:01.520 --> 01:14:03.760 Matt's like, Pussy Wagon, are you sure? 01:14:03.840 --> 01:14:07.520 And I'm like, he this kid's coming at the TV. 01:14:07.760 --> 01:14:13.840 But he re his he reads above a high school graduate level. 01:14:14.079 --> 01:14:14.399 Yeah. 01:14:14.560 --> 01:14:16.720 So you he can't control what he's reading. 01:14:16.800 --> 01:14:17.840 He's already consuming pussy. 01:14:18.159 --> 01:14:18.960 And it's Pussywagon. 01:14:19.039 --> 01:14:19.680 I mean,

come on. 01:14:19.840 --> 01:14:20.800 He knows what a pussy is. 01:14:20.880 --> 01:14:22.880 He's in fucking public school. 01:14:23.279 --> 01:14:24.159 The stuff they talk about. 01:14:24.319 --> 01:14:26.560 You know the shit I used to search at the library in public school? 01:14:26.880 --> 01:14:27.199 Yeah. 01:14:27.680 --> 01:14:33.279 I'm sure there's more restrictions than that one, but this is all meaningful since you're just rubbing the microphone with your shoulders. 01:14:33.439 --> 01:14:41.520 Alright, thank you for tuning in to this very erratic and circumferenceable uh podcast. 01:14:41.840 --> 01:14:43.199 It wasn't that erratic. 01:14:43.680 --> 01:14:45.600 It was kind of erotic. 01:14:47.840 --> 01:14:48.560 You know what? 01:14:48.800 --> 01:14:49.840 Erratic's okay. 01:14:50.079 --> 01:14:50.560 My god. 01:14:50.800 --> 01:14:51.600 I forgot to ask. 01:14:51.680 --> 01:14:53.600 Does anybody recognize me? 01:14:54.720 --> 01:14:55.600 You didn't, did you? 01:14:55.760 --> 01:14:56.960 You sounded desperate with that. 01:14:58.159 --> 01:14:59.840 Does anybody recognize you? 01:15:00.159 --> 01:15:01.359 Do you recognize me? 01:15:02.159 --> 01:15:02.479 No. 01:15:02.880 --> 01:15:03.119 No. 01:15:03.279 --> 01:15:03.920 Who are you? 01:15:04.159 --> 01:15:05.039 Who are you? 01:15:05.279 --> 01:15:06.239 Who is this man? 01:15:06.399 --> 01:15:06.720 Alright. 01:15:06.880 --> 01:15:07.760 Peace out. 01:15:09.439 --> 01:15:10.399 Oh yeah, thumbnail. 01:15:10.560 --> 01:15:11.279 Thumbnail, right? 01:15:11.760 --> 01:15:12.800 Yeah, but how are we always? 01:15:13.119 --> 01:15:15.600 Oh, well, then we gotta we gotta say this when we flex. 01:15:15.840 --> 01:15:16.640 We gotta say this. 01:15:17.279 --> 01:15:18.079 Ready, flex? 01:15:18.479 --> 01:15:19.760 Bring it down, flex. 01:15:20.720 --> 01:15:22.880 Don't forget to like Muskie Trunks. 01:15:23.199 --> 01:15:24.239 Wait, it's falling. 01:15:24.960 --> 01:15:25.680 I'm not ready. 01:15:26.159 --> 01:15:28.800 Why is this doesn't why doesn't this stay ever? 01:15:30.960 --> 01:15:32.800 Hi, I'm Blue Hamilton. 01:15:34.000 --> 01:15:35.199 Are you gonna introduce yourself? 01:15:35.359 --> 01:15:36.479 I'm Blue Hamilton. 01:15:36.880 --> 01:15:38.079 I'm Jeffrey Silk. 01:15:38.319 --> 01:15:39.680 We are Muskie Trunks. 01:15:39.760 --> 01:15:40.720 Thanks for watching. 01:15:40.800 --> 01:15:45.359 And don't forget to go to Apple Podcasts and give us a five-star rating. 01:15:48.720 --> 01:15:50.079 Sing us a little song. 01:15:51.439 --> 01:15:53.600 Do uh do a little dance. 01:15:54.079 --> 01:15:55.279 Make a little love. 01:15:55.920 --> 01:15:57.119 Get down tonight. 01:15:57.680 --> 01:15:57.920 Okay. 01:15:58.159 --> 01:15:59.119 Get down tonight. 01:15:59.199 --> 01:15:59.920 You don't know this song? 01:16:00.079 --> 01:16:00.800 Of course I know the song. 01:16:01.119 --> 01:16:02.319 Then why are you looking at me like that? 01:16:02.560 --> 01:16:04.159 Because I just didn't think that was the song you're gonna pick. 01:16:04.560 --> 01:16:06.239 Well, you that something about that. 01:16:06.880 --> 01:16:09.359 Uh, what did you think I was gonna pick? 01:16:09.920 --> 01:16:11.680 I actually I I can't tell you. 01:16:12.000 --> 01:16:13.840 What song comes to my head? 01:16:15.439 --> 01:16:17.680 Alright, you say a word and I'll pick a song. 01:16:21.359 --> 01:16:22.000 Love. 01:16:23.439 --> 01:16:25.359 Love me, tender. 01:16:26.239 --> 01:16:27.840 Love me true. 01:16:28.880 --> 01:16:31.199 All my dreams come true. 01:16:31.439 --> 01:16:32.560 What do you sound like Kermit? 01:16:34.159 --> 01:16:35.760 All my dreams love dreams. 01:16:36.000 --> 01:16:37.359 Love me, tender. 01:16:38.079 --> 01:16:38.640 Love me. 01:16:38.880 --> 01:16:40.399 I can't sound like Kermit. 01:16:41.199 --> 01:16:42.399 Um, alright, my turn. 01:16:42.479 --> 01:16:43.520 Uh flowers. 01:16:44.000 --> 01:16:44.880 Flowers. 01:16:47.199 --> 01:16:48.319 Oh, for me to sing? 01:16:48.479 --> 01:16:49.359 Oh, Jesus Christ. 01:16:49.439 --> 01:16:49.920 Alright, never mind. 01:16:50.159 --> 01:16:50.720 You have too much time. 01:16:51.600 --> 01:16:52.960 You have too much time to think about it. 01:16:53.359 --> 01:17:03.600 Um, um, work this pussy, work this pussy, work this pussy. 01:17:03.840 --> 01:17:05.680 Pussy, pussy, pussy, marijuana. 01:17:06.640 --> 01:17:08.399 Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy. 01:17:08.720 --> 01:17:13.600 Or the next time you want pussy, just look in the mirror, baby. 01:17:13.840 --> 01:17:14.640 It's kinda hot. 01:17:14.720 --> 01:17:15.279 It was deep. 01:17:16.000 --> 01:17:17.039 Felt that a little bit. 01:17:18.399 --> 01:17:18.720 Um. 01:17:20.399 --> 01:17:21.039 Bucket. 01:17:23.520 --> 01:17:27.439 There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza. 01:17:27.920 --> 01:17:31.600 There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, a hole. 01:17:32.159 --> 01:17:34.560 Then fix it, dear Georgie, dear Georgie. 01:17:34.960 --> 01:17:35.760 Watch the fist. 01:17:37.920 --> 01:17:39.520 Then fix it, dear Georgie. 01:17:42.800 --> 01:17:43.760 We're still going? 01:17:43.920 --> 01:17:44.720 Uh why not? 01:17:44.960 --> 01:17:45.760 One more. 01:17:47.119 --> 01:17:48.000 Sleep. 01:17:48.399 --> 01:17:50.960 I immediately go, like, what are the nursery rhymes? 01:17:51.039 --> 01:17:52.159 You know nursery rhymes. 01:17:52.319 --> 01:17:54.079 You sang so many nursery rhymes. 01:17:54.239 --> 01:17:56.319 I don't know if I have one for sleep. 01:17:56.640 --> 01:17:59.359 In sleep he sang to me. 01:18:00.319 --> 01:18:02.560 In dreams he came. 01:18:04.399 --> 01:18:07.359 That voice which calls to me. 01:18:08.239 --> 01:18:09.199 I don't know that song. 01:18:09.439 --> 01:18:11.119 One speaks, my name. 01:18:11.279 --> 01:18:12.239 You don't know that song? 01:18:12.399 --> 01:18:13.600 Are you fucking kidding me? 01:18:13.840 --> 01:18:16.319 And do I dream again? 01:18:16.720 --> 01:18:18.319 For now I find. 01:18:18.560 --> 01:18:19.600 I mean, it sounds familiar. 01:18:19.840 --> 01:18:22.800 The phantom of the opera is there. 01:18:23.119 --> 01:18:24.159 Get the fuck out of here. 01:18:24.239 --> 01:18:24.720 Are you kidding me? 01:18:24.960 --> 01:18:25.199 I lose. 01:18:25.439 --> 01:18:27.119 That's older than older than you, bro. 01:18:27.279 --> 01:18:29.119 Actually, so I don't think it is. 01:18:29.359 --> 01:18:31.039 Wait, what year were you born? 01:18:32.479 --> 01:18:34.000 1970. 01:18:34.159 --> 01:18:34.960 Fuck you.