บทถอดความฉบับเต็มของ S02E11 - Does This Amulet Make My Butt Look Big?

see that happening. 00:04:13.192 --> 00:04:16.430 I'm like sorry, that's the smell of health all right, that's what that is. 00:04:16.771 --> 00:04:17.233 You know what you? 00:04:17.274 --> 00:04:25.672 can have your aluminum filled deodorants, but I'm going to be living over here in the real world, where I'm not full of GMOs and Monsanto blood. 00:04:25.672 --> 00:04:26.593 Okay. 00:04:26.612 --> 00:04:32.312 Monsanto blood Vance pulls out a plastic cutting board and just starts like taking a bite out of it. 00:04:33.901 --> 00:04:41.932 Hey you're just cutting out the middleman, so you know what Congratulations Well he wants to promote the microplastics in his balls, to just plastic. 00:04:41.932 --> 00:04:46.149 Tell me how that blood-brain barrier's doing here? 00:04:46.579 --> 00:04:47.803 I wanted an army man to come out. 00:04:47.803 --> 00:04:48.725 You know, you know what. 00:04:50.620 --> 00:04:51.766 Honestly, that would be worth it. 00:04:52.144 --> 00:04:53.079 You're like a human 3D printer. 00:04:53.139 --> 00:04:54.326 Yeah, like a resin printer. 00:04:54.326 --> 00:04:56.547 Oh God, that would be terrible. 00:04:56.627 --> 00:04:58.283 I don't know, tell him what shape you want. 00:04:58.303 --> 00:05:02.346 He'll make you something Because it takes a while for 3D printers to make the thing. 00:05:02.386 --> 00:05:04.029 It takes him a while. 00:05:04.029 --> 00:05:06.153 I got plenty of books I need to catch up on. 00:05:08.019 --> 00:05:08.764 It's an SSRI issue with him. 00:05:08.764 --> 00:05:16.322 It takes a while, but as you descend the staircase, give me insight, checks or perception 14. 00:05:16.863 --> 00:05:17.547 That's a 12. 00:05:17.547 --> 00:05:19.245 Okay, so a 14 and a 12. 00:05:19.245 --> 00:05:19.807 What a 9. 00:05:19.807 --> 00:05:24.408 You notice that the torches on the walls as you descend are not emitting any heat. 00:05:24.408 --> 00:05:32.834 As you go further, they are obstructing your view on purpose. 00:05:32.834 --> 00:05:40.720 So, essentially, as you are descending, you can notice little notches in the wall and you are being watched from every angle that you can imagine. 00:05:41.221 --> 00:05:52.228 And at the bottom of the staircase, a doorway opens up into a giant and I mean gigantic room and it almost likes. 00:05:52.228 --> 00:06:01.863 It looks like you just walked into another world, where you thought up above where they were bringing the boxes and the little storefronts and stuff like that was that was the underground. 00:06:01.863 --> 00:06:04.089 No, this is literally the underground. 00:06:04.089 --> 00:06:10.009 You've just opened up into a massive trading guild hall full of all kinds of disreputable. 00:06:10.009 --> 00:06:23.411 Everybody around has some kind of signifier tattoo just real gruff people and she pays no attention to them as she continues to walk and as you get towards the middle of it, she goes. 00:06:23.411 --> 00:06:31.331 Gentlemen, I will need you to wait here a moment while I see what Silva is up to At the moment. 00:06:31.331 --> 00:06:36.552 You're looking around and you're witnessing all kinds of weapons and jewelry. 00:06:36.552 --> 00:06:41.267 You're almost looking at the ring that you just bought and you're like son of a bitch. 00:06:41.267 --> 00:06:47.884 Everything is around and you are getting bombarded with people trying to make deals with you. 00:06:47.884 --> 00:06:55.507 Right now, and for a brief moment, I need all of you to give me dexterity, saving throws. 00:06:57.101 --> 00:06:58.387 You said wisdom saving throw right. 00:06:58.480 --> 00:07:01.303 Nope, so 22 for old Dudley Wayne. 00:07:01.324 --> 00:07:02.968 Budley 10. 00:07:04.300 --> 00:07:05.043 That's a 15. 00:07:05.524 --> 00:07:17.882 Okay, the two of you are able to feel a hand enter your pocket as you swatted into it, Vance is like oh, sorry guys, that was me, that was. 00:07:17.882 --> 00:07:19.228 I got a little excited. 00:07:19.699 --> 00:07:25.430 But, vance, you don't catch it in time as a child runs off with a pouch of coins in your pocket. 00:07:25.430 --> 00:07:26.663 How many coins? 00:07:26.684 --> 00:07:27.528 did you have 13? 00:07:27.528 --> 00:07:27.970 Seven? 00:07:28.291 --> 00:07:29.216 Oh, seven, I looked. 00:07:29.235 --> 00:07:35.011 It was less than I thought I was going to take 13 from you, so they put coins into your pocket and then took more out. 00:07:35.459 --> 00:07:36.464 Fuck, you stole my credit card. 00:07:36.519 --> 00:07:38.127 Yeah, they got you with the old double dipper. 00:07:40.682 --> 00:07:41.524 That's a good one to pull off. 00:07:41.524 --> 00:07:42.204 That's slick. 00:07:42.225 --> 00:07:42.925 Yeah, that's honestly. 00:07:42.925 --> 00:07:44.127 I think they use that as a test. 00:07:44.148 --> 00:07:48.574 It's like you got to deposit money and take it back, right? 00:07:48.574 --> 00:07:49.995 That way they're just taking their money back. 00:07:51.380 --> 00:07:51.942 It's like my. 00:07:51.963 --> 00:07:59.079 Chase account hey big banks, brother, I'll talk to you all day about how much they're robbing our pockets. 00:08:01.081 --> 00:08:02.223 Do you react in any? 00:08:02.262 --> 00:08:02.403 way. 00:08:02.403 --> 00:08:05.925 I look down and I go honestly that kid's bigger than you. 00:08:06.867 --> 00:08:08.028 He's just a kid. 00:08:08.028 --> 00:08:09.249 It wasn't much in there. 00:08:09.629 --> 00:08:11.992 Hey, good work, I just yell nice hands. 00:08:12.451 --> 00:08:16.716 As the kid scurries off, you hear him go that one's vulnerable and he points the hands. 00:08:20.480 --> 00:08:21.382 Oh, you've been marked as the weak of the pack. 00:08:21.382 --> 00:08:23.187 At least he doesn't have anything else to take. 00:08:23.288 --> 00:08:24.331 I was like I got nothing else. 00:08:24.331 --> 00:08:27.064 I don't even have dignity. 00:08:27.103 --> 00:08:35.296 At about that time the assistant comes back and goes okay, we are able to talk to Silva. 00:08:35.316 -->

00:08:35.859 Can you do me a favor? 00:08:35.859 --> 00:08:35.918 No. 00:08:36.120 --> 00:08:37.285 Next question, please. 00:08:37.285 --> 00:08:38.283 What do you need? 00:08:39.226 --> 00:08:40.422 A child just robbed me. 00:08:40.543 --> 00:08:41.245 Not my problem. 00:08:41.245 --> 00:08:47.221 All right, you should be better how much did they steal? 00:08:47.243 --> 00:08:49.687 Like an 85 gold dude. 00:08:49.687 --> 00:08:51.171 I had so much money. 00:08:51.171 --> 00:08:55.400 You're leaning in A 10? 00:08:55.400 --> 00:08:57.782 I got a 12 on the dice she goes. 00:08:57.782 --> 00:08:59.307 I'm not trying to get one over. 00:08:59.307 --> 00:09:01.158 It's clearly like I'm embarrassed how little money I have. 00:09:01.662 --> 00:09:08.105 She looks at you and she goes Honey, you didn't goes, honey, you didn't have 85 gold Seven. 00:09:08.385 --> 00:09:10.168 That was palpable to watch. 00:09:11.390 --> 00:09:14.215 She pulls seven gold Like this is real embarrassing for you. 00:09:19.342 --> 00:09:22.027 Oh, don't do it, don't take it Just don't take it. 00:09:21.981 --> 00:09:23.864 She pulls seven gold out and she goes it's okay. 00:09:23.864 --> 00:09:24.738 It happens Before she gives it to him't take it. 00:09:24.738 --> 00:09:24.919 Just don't take it. 00:09:24.919 --> 00:09:25.404 She pulls seven gold out and she goes it's okay it happens. 00:09:25.465 --> 00:09:29.001 Before she gives it to him, I take it and I go. 00:09:29.001 --> 00:09:30.909 He don't need this. 00:09:31.880 --> 00:09:34.629 Honestly, we're just donating to the children if you can't do that. 00:09:36.221 --> 00:09:43.706 If you would have taken that money, a second child would have, without a doubt, pushed you over and took it. 00:09:44.341 --> 00:09:45.307 And pushed me over. 00:09:45.307 --> 00:09:51.110 It's an orc team, just a seven foot tall man, no halfling, oh no. 00:09:52.779 --> 00:10:16.000 So you enter through a few more doorways it's hard to keep track of where you are because of all just the winding hallways to keep Silva as hidden as possible and you enter the room and it's a very small room with a desk at the end of it and four guards all decked out in armor and you can't see the person sitting there. 00:10:16.000 --> 00:10:20.543 It's silhouetted, but she's sitting there with her hands on her leg. 00:10:20.543 --> 00:10:23.587 That's crossed over and she goes Gundam style. 00:10:24.322 --> 00:10:25.974 Cruel intentions Gundam style. 00:10:25.974 --> 00:10:26.658 Cruel intentions Gundam style. 00:10:26.658 --> 00:10:29.488 That's an old ass reference. 00:10:29.488 --> 00:10:31.764 Mine was older. 00:10:33.062 --> 00:10:34.086 You guys are showing your age. 00:10:34.919 --> 00:10:37.386 But at least everyone knew the references. 00:10:37.466 --> 00:10:39.211 That's true, and she goes. 00:10:39.211 --> 00:10:49.587 It's not every day that three random gentlemen are brought to me for what seems to be no reason other than some artifact in their pocket. 00:10:50.140 --> 00:10:51.044 She called us a gentleman. 00:10:51.044 --> 00:10:51.748 That's pretty cool. 00:10:52.100 --> 00:10:56.350 I also don't believe that I feel like several gentlemen have been brought to you for random reasons. 00:10:57.659 --> 00:10:58.403 You calling me a. 00:11:00.020 --> 00:11:00.523 Is this how we're? 00:11:00.543 --> 00:11:01.466 starting our relationship. 00:11:02.261 --> 00:11:03.527 I didn't know we were in a relationship. 00:11:03.527 --> 00:11:04.844 I'm sweating now. 00:11:04.844 --> 00:11:05.847 This is wonderful. 00:11:07.139 --> 00:11:08.405 Tentolo's just cheesing. 00:11:10.561 --> 00:11:17.511 And she goes okay, I don't particularly have time to fiddle around with small talk. 00:11:17.511 --> 00:11:19.154 Show me what you got. 00:11:20.139 --> 00:11:21.667 And then I go to unbuckle my pants. 00:11:24.260 --> 00:11:32.091 We've been here before, Dolo this is your last warning I got to say hanging out with you guys is interesting, this is fun. 00:11:32.259 --> 00:11:35.951 I'm starting to think it's Silva's birthday or maybe bachelorette party. 00:11:37.740 --> 00:11:38.765 All right, I'm going to try it again. 00:11:38.765 --> 00:11:40.982 I take out the amulet and I'm going to put it on. 00:11:40.982 --> 00:11:42.385 You're going to put it on. 00:11:42.405 --> 00:11:44.109 Mm-hmm, give me that wisdom. 00:11:44.109 --> 00:11:45.591 Save Brian, I'm doing it. 00:11:45.691 --> 00:11:46.351 I wish I could help. 00:11:46.412 --> 00:11:48.095 Der Dolo, that was I was. 00:11:48.095 --> 00:11:50.043 I was worried for Brian. 00:11:51.225 --> 00:11:51.926 That's horrible. 00:11:52.186 --> 00:11:53.087 Oh no. 00:11:53.307 --> 00:11:53.989 That's horrible. 00:11:53.989 --> 00:11:55.091 It was a chance. 00:11:55.451 --> 00:11:56.553 I took it Mm-hmm. 00:11:56.874 --> 00:12:11.380 I took it Even with the modifier it's not much. 00:12:11.421 --> 00:12:11.783 No, that's a seven. 00:12:11.822 --> 00:12:13.269 That is not an 18 it was close if it had kept going. 00:12:13.288 --> 00:12:14.674 Yeah, the if it had landed on something else you'd have been there. 00:12:14.695 --> 00:12:15.236 I'd have been there okay. 00:12:15.236 --> 00:12:15.940 Okay, this is thrilling. 00:12:15.940 --> 00:12:24.846 Uh, you take 15 necrotic damage, okay, and in that moment it's, it's almost like it's fire. 00:12:24.846 --> 00:12:31.552 It's searing pain as it burns through your clothes and melts to your skin. 00:12:32.631 --> 00:12:33.533 So it's part of me now. 00:12:34.254 --> 00:12:39.277 Well, it's not all the way in, but it's almost like it has been sealed to your skin. 00:12:40.080 --> 00:12:43.426 Okay, that's the fluorocarbons in the steel that they use. 00:12:44.729 --> 00:12:46.211 It melded with the microplastics. 00:12:46.251 --> 00:12:49.447 Yeah, I see, I've been telling you, that's why I don't wear jewelry. 00:12:50.220 --> 00:12:55.749 And in that moment, the four guards immediately draw their weapons. 00:12:55.749

--> 00:13:05.269 As Dolo loses consciousness, I grab him, you just like romantically yeah, do you make a noise or anything? 00:13:05.773 --> 00:13:05.913 Because? 00:13:05.933 --> 00:13:06.456 he's heavy consciousness. 00:13:06.456 --> 00:13:06.938 I grab him Romantically. 00:13:06.938 --> 00:13:10.945 Yeah, do you make a noise or anything? 00:13:10.965 --> 00:13:11.505 Because he's heavy. 00:13:11.505 --> 00:13:11.947 I'm a dwarf. 00:13:11.947 --> 00:13:13.688 You need a hand there, bud. 00:13:13.708 --> 00:13:18.655 He's so much bigger than me I just have him by his hips to ribs, so his head is like thump on the floor. 00:13:20.643 --> 00:13:24.333 Oh, that's going to leave an egg, take an additional D4 budget. 00:13:24.333 --> 00:13:50.386 Pop to the nog, and as you lose consciousness, you don't wake up, but your eyes open and you stand back up as an ethereal voice Exits your body and goes Ah, gentlemen, it seems we meet again and you two recognize this as the voice of the lady that captured you back in Ugrin. 00:13:51.043 --> 00:14:01.808 I don't believe we've had the pleasure holy shit nothing surprises me yeah, alyssum. 00:14:03.403 --> 00:14:03.884 And she goes. 00:14:03.884 --> 00:14:15.466 I see that you've dealt with my necromancer friend and she's kind of looking around the room and she goes ah, silva, so this is where you're held up now. 00:14:15.466 --> 00:14:18.184 That's good to know. 00:14:18.184 --> 00:14:32.251 And she leaves Dolo's body and Silva leans forward into the light where you can see her face, and she looks like she is filled with every bit of righteous fury. 00:14:33.361 --> 00:14:37.446 I move my hand up the back of Dolo's back and be like see we're working on a ventriloquist. 00:14:37.980 --> 00:14:38.924 That's pretty good, right? 00:14:38.924 --> 00:14:41.865 Dolo has regained consciousness back into his own body. 00:14:41.905 --> 00:14:43.208 Yeah, yeah, you get it. 00:14:43.208 --> 00:14:44.392 Look at that here. 00:14:44.392 --> 00:14:44.712 Watch this. 00:14:44.712 --> 00:14:45.702 Drink some water. 00:14:45.702 --> 00:14:46.767 Drink some water. 00:14:46.767 --> 00:14:47.892 I'll keep talking. 00:14:47.951 --> 00:14:58.787 I'll sing a song you're going through with this I'm trying, all right give me a performance check with this advantage for sure 16. 00:14:58.787 --> 00:15:04.870 You might have this because she rolled with advantage and got a three and a one. 00:15:05.072 --> 00:15:05.272 Oh, wow. 00:15:05.759 --> 00:15:08.125 So she looks at you and she goes. 00:15:08.125 --> 00:15:11.273 I don't even know how to play this off now. 00:15:11.701 --> 00:15:13.384 I shouldn't have even had you roll for it. 00:15:13.404 --> 00:15:15.991 Yeah you shouldn't have you fucked up. 00:15:15.991 --> 00:15:16.693 I did fuck up. 00:15:17.701 --> 00:15:19.788 She goes hang on. 00:15:19.788 --> 00:15:24.447 And she sends a guard over to touch the amulet and it is completely glued to you. 00:15:24.447 --> 00:15:31.254 Now she sends a guard over to touch the amulet and it is completely glued to you now. 00:15:31.254 --> 00:15:32.817 And she goes clearly you've confused her. 00:15:32.817 --> 00:15:39.017 And she goes hang on, listen, I can't take any risks, even if that was a joke. 00:15:39.017 --> 00:15:46.700 And she goes what a wild time to fuck with an amulet that you didn't know what to do. 00:15:47.279 --> 00:15:48.331 And she's just flabbergasted with you guys right now. 00:15:48.331 --> 00:15:51.288 Well, we figured you know about the stuff, so we figured well here look at this. 00:15:51.559 --> 00:15:52.846 Well, what good can I do now? 00:15:52.846 --> 00:15:55.008 Look, it's fused to his skin. 00:15:55.520 --> 00:15:56.625 I didn't want you to take it. 00:15:58.421 --> 00:16:00.229 You didn't know I was going to do that. 00:16:02.061 --> 00:16:02.902 I didn't need to know. 00:16:02.902 --> 00:16:06.988 But if it was on my body and you tried to take it, I stood a better chance. 00:16:06.988 --> 00:16:11.174 If it was in my pocket or in my hand, you could have just magically snatched it from me. 00:16:14.201 --> 00:16:14.846 Well, you know, there's no. 00:16:14.846 --> 00:16:16.379 We're here now I found it. 00:16:16.379 --> 00:16:19.542 So let's work together as a team to figure out what to do next. 00:16:19.542 --> 00:16:19.982 Am I right? 00:16:19.982 --> 00:16:20.822 You agree, I'm? 00:16:20.842 --> 00:16:28.369 sure yeah, we got two, all in favor say aye, aye, okay, all right, listen, this is what we're going to have to do. 00:16:28.369 --> 00:16:39.576 I'm going to have one of my employees look at that amulet and they're going to identify exactly what it does and then, if we have to, we'll cut it off of you. 00:16:39.576 --> 00:16:39.697 How? 00:16:39.716 --> 00:16:40.136 does that sound? 00:16:40.136 --> 00:16:41.077 Yeah? 00:16:46.500 --> 00:16:47.868 It sounds like I'm going to burn a lot of y'all, are you? 00:16:47.868 --> 00:16:50.019 I lean over to Budley Wayne Dudley, this is how you get an identify spell for free. 00:16:51.825 --> 00:16:54.605 Wow, what a move man, the long con. 00:16:57.445 --> 00:16:58.347 She goes what's your name? 00:16:58.347 --> 00:16:59.331 Dolo? 00:16:59.331 --> 00:17:06.186 Dolo, please come with me or with my employees, and she tries to send you off with a couple of her guards. 00:17:06.769 --> 00:17:07.391 You coming too. 00:17:07.391 --> 00:17:09.702 I'm not going anywhere. 00:17:09.702 --> 00:17:13.393 I ain't going nowhere with you, I ain't going with them. 00:17:13.861 --> 00:17:14.805 I don't think you want to do this. 00:17:14.805 --> 00:17:16.586 I don't think I want to go nowhere with them. 00:17:16.700 --> 00:17:17.102 What's going to be? 00:17:17.102 --> 00:17:18.386 What's the worst that's going to happen? 00:17:18.386 --> 00:17:19.701 You going to snatch this out of my body. 00:17:20.261 --> 00:17:22.765 No, we can identify it on a corpse. 00:17:24.366 --> 00:17:27.851 Yeah, I think we should figure out

what we got going on there. 00:17:28.310 --> 00:17:31.295 She goes look, there's nothing that I'm going to do to you now. 00:17:31.295 --> 00:17:36.986 It just all depends on what we find out about this amulet, the two of you. 00:17:36.986 --> 00:17:39.951 I have something else in mind for you two. 00:17:40.675 --> 00:17:41.239 Oh, I don't want to leave. 00:17:41.440 --> 00:17:42.987 I don't even know these guys. 00:17:42.987 --> 00:17:44.346 Oh, we met him today. 00:17:44.721 --> 00:17:45.943 Oh he's leaving you regardless. 00:17:45.943 --> 00:17:46.786 You're not going with him. 00:17:47.910 --> 00:17:48.672 I don't like that. 00:17:49.039 --> 00:17:52.928 So, if you'll excuse me, I'm actually I was in the middle of getting some supplies. 00:17:52.928 --> 00:17:57.066 I'm just going to pop off back. 00:17:57.105 --> 00:17:59.608 Oh well, now you're, the supplies will still be there. 00:17:59.608 --> 00:18:06.949 Well, dolo, are you steadfast in not going, or are you going to go and let them try and identify it? 00:18:07.339 --> 00:18:09.806 I mean, I don't really have a choice. 00:18:09.806 --> 00:18:12.172 It sounds like you always have a choice. 00:18:12.172 --> 00:18:18.507 No, my choice is death Well yeah, or fighting, but I don't know how strong this lady is. 00:18:19.240 --> 00:18:22.029 And I look around the room and there's probably a lot of folk. 00:18:22.599 --> 00:18:28.705 There's just the four guards that you see right now Four guards and her and then, of course, her assistant. 00:18:28.960 --> 00:18:31.208 Yeah, but this guy got double-dipped by a child. 00:18:31.208 --> 00:18:31.849 I don't really. 00:18:32.921 --> 00:18:34.445 He did he double-dipped the chip. 00:18:34.445 --> 00:18:41.367 All right, how many guards am I walking away with? 00:18:41.367 --> 00:18:41.730 Two? 00:18:41.730 --> 00:18:42.955 Yeah, don't touch me. 00:18:42.955 --> 00:18:44.381 I'll follow y'all, but don't touch me. 00:18:44.442 --> 00:18:48.111 No, they won't touch you, just just let us identify it the two of you. 00:18:48.111 --> 00:19:06.269 You two will actually come with me, uh, and she heads off down a hallway with you and then you are heading into another room where you see basically an exam table, and then you see a person in full just stereotypical wizard's robes with some ornate symbols on it. 00:19:06.269 --> 00:19:08.105 Give me an arcana check. 00:19:09.560 --> 00:19:11.749 As she's like leaning around, you'll, too, come with us. 00:19:11.749 --> 00:19:14.028 I'm like I think this is back to the Bachelorette thing. 00:19:14.820 --> 00:19:17.127 It's either a great time or a horrible time. 00:19:17.127 --> 00:19:18.191 No in between. 00:19:18.339 --> 00:19:19.605 Get your hips loose regardless. 00:19:22.240 --> 00:19:30.028 I stay loose brother, brother, gentlemen, you'll need more than your hips loose all right, that's a 21 a 21 on arcana. 00:19:30.067 --> 00:19:42.595 You notice that every single symbol on his coat is some kind of protection symbol, like there's one for illusion magic ab abjuration like every school of magic symbol is on this jacket. 00:19:42.595 --> 00:19:44.266 It's like a protection sigil. 00:19:44.266 --> 00:19:49.471 It would be hard pressed to do anything to this guy that involves magic. 00:19:49.471 --> 00:19:59.824 And he turns around and he's like big bug eyed and he goes ah, I see that there's been another person that's been brought to me to see Just please get in the chair. 00:19:59.824 --> 00:20:02.342 And he's like wiry. 00:20:02.342 --> 00:20:09.548 He's got like glasses on, like it's the set of glasses that are magnifying, where they have a bunch of lenses hanging off of them that he can like scoop in. 00:20:10.201 --> 00:20:11.045 He's an optometrist. 00:20:11.164 --> 00:20:13.185 He's Bell's dad from Beauty and the Beast. 00:20:13.185 --> 00:20:13.982 What you saying? 00:20:13.982 --> 00:20:15.339 He's that little weird guy, sure. 00:20:15.380 --> 00:20:18.686 It's been a very long time since I've seen Beauty and the Beast Not since I was a kid. 00:20:18.686 --> 00:20:20.830 Go home watch it tonight, Go watch it tonight. 00:20:20.830 --> 00:20:28.420 There goes the baker making bread like always Gosh, I don't, I was maybe 45. 00:20:28.440 --> 00:20:28.981 You don't remember? 00:20:28.981 --> 00:20:30.307 It was Crazy, old Maurice. 00:20:31.901 --> 00:20:32.785 Raving all night. 00:20:33.339 --> 00:20:34.968 Crazy Old Maurice. 00:20:35.820 --> 00:20:37.146 This is gun to my head. 00:20:37.146 --> 00:20:39.188 I have no idea what you guys are talking about right now. 00:20:39.188 --> 00:20:41.356 Sorry, I do no idea what you guys are talking about right now. 00:20:41.356 --> 00:20:41.959 Yeah. 00:20:41.979 --> 00:20:43.943 Sorry, I do like how they were. 00:20:43.943 --> 00:20:49.007 Like Belle's weird, she reads she reads books. 00:20:50.861 --> 00:20:53.390 Her father invents things so strange. 00:20:53.480 --> 00:20:54.479 What a crackpot. 00:20:54.479 --> 00:20:56.207 Belle wants to vote. 00:20:56.207 --> 00:21:00.848 Hasn't she seen how strong I am. 00:21:01.480 --> 00:21:08.205 And afraid for his daughter, lock him away A raving lunatic, grab the lobotomizer. 00:21:10.942 --> 00:21:12.007 Do you get on the table? 00:21:13.540 --> 00:21:15.407 Did Gaston eat 12 dozen eggs? 00:21:15.759 --> 00:21:17.748 I don't know Every morning to get large. 00:21:17.748 --> 00:21:19.507 He did I don't know. 00:21:19.507 --> 00:21:21.420 Now he's the size of a barge. 00:21:21.519 --> 00:21:26.432 I know that a bunch of people got turned into appliances right around the place. 00:21:27.303 --> 00:21:31.145 That's what I'm worried about happening to me A washer and dryer. 00:21:31.165 --> 00:21:33.807 That's Dave he got turned into a Cuisinart. 00:21:35.040 --> 00:21:36.267 A George Foreman grill. 00:21:37.060 --> 00:21:39.189 He's angled, so it's 90% less fat. 00:21:39.780 --> 00:21:42.730 The movie I watched wasn't Beauty and the Beast, it was Average

and the Dog. 00:21:43.019 --> 00:21:44.686 You're thinking of Brave Little Toaster. 00:21:45.961 --> 00:21:47.005 That's what you're thinking of. 00:21:47.005 --> 00:21:51.348 My bad, there's just a closet full of slap chops. 00:21:53.284 --> 00:21:56.171 I swear to God they used me again. 00:21:56.171 --> 00:21:56.913 This sucks. 00:21:59.402 --> 00:22:05.248 I think that's got the best stuff and I'm a fucking slap chop. 00:22:05.248 --> 00:22:07.170 He becomes human again. 00:22:07.170 --> 00:22:10.153 His teeth are just all jacked and he's got CTE. 00:22:10.153 --> 00:22:12.135 You know I'm allergic to garlic. 00:22:15.441 --> 00:22:18.086 I can't wait till we get a French vacuum cleaner. 00:22:18.086 --> 00:22:19.309 Oh man, they don't laugh. 00:22:19.309 --> 00:22:20.392 She sucks, no, so do I. 00:22:20.392 --> 00:22:21.334 He's so bad. 00:22:21.473 --> 00:22:22.115 Call me up. 00:22:25.281 --> 00:22:26.085 I'm going to get you. 00:22:26.887 --> 00:22:27.450 Anyway. 00:22:28.060 --> 00:22:31.169 Do you think the bidet in the toilet would be two people? 00:22:31.830 --> 00:22:35.386 Absolutely, and they just have the thousand yard stare. 00:22:35.988 --> 00:22:36.971 I've seen some shit. 00:22:36.971 --> 00:22:38.826 Yeah, man, I've been through it. 00:22:53.393 --> 00:22:55.074 Brace Bill, brace Bill. 00:22:55.074 --> 00:22:57.876 The therapy session after what? 00:22:57.916 --> 00:23:02.582 was it like Well, it was like having a garden hose shoved up your ass till you vomited water under someone's butthole. 00:23:03.345 --> 00:23:04.268 How do you think it was? 00:23:05.381 --> 00:23:06.606 Man, we gotta make this movie. 00:23:07.821 --> 00:23:08.944 I got to be a clock. 00:23:08.944 --> 00:23:12.788 The brave, no, no no, I have to tell time. 00:23:12.788 --> 00:23:13.923 I have to tell time. 00:23:13.923 --> 00:23:15.648 People literally shit at me. 00:23:18.682 --> 00:23:19.546 Yeah, I get in the chair. 00:23:19.546 --> 00:23:28.121 Oh, gosh Phewew. 00:23:28.121 --> 00:23:28.762 So you lay down in the seat. 00:23:28.762 --> 00:23:29.244 No, I sit in the chair. 00:23:29.265 --> 00:23:29.886 You said sit in the chair. 00:23:29.886 --> 00:23:30.970 I ain't laying down yet, not with him, okay. 00:23:30.970 --> 00:23:34.019 So he he is like walking around you and like moving his fingers. 00:23:34.019 --> 00:23:35.825 He's like, oh my gosh, and he's like looking at it. 00:23:35.825 --> 00:23:49.261 He's like what he's messing with the glasses and stuff like that and he's looking and he looks into the gym and he starts writing some things down and then he goes back over to his table and you can hear things getting mixed and stuff like that and he looks and he goes. 00:23:49.301 --> 00:23:50.565 Okay, well, clearly we know Jiggerbomb. 00:23:51.326 --> 00:23:52.951 Yeah, yeah yeah, bite down on this. 00:23:52.951 --> 00:23:57.762 He goes okay so we clearly know that it's necrotic magic. 00:23:57.762 --> 00:23:59.685 He's just kind of rambling through. 00:23:59.685 --> 00:24:12.252 Roll me either perception or arcana to see what you want to try and hear, because you're trying to pick out key words in like a madman rambling kind of. 00:24:13.641 --> 00:24:16.689 I'm going to go with perception and I got an 18. 00:24:16.910 --> 00:24:17.751 Okay, you got an 18. 00:24:17.751 --> 00:24:21.799 So, as he's rambling, you get very few words out of it. 00:24:21.799 --> 00:24:24.789 So that means it's combined with illusion. 00:24:24.789 --> 00:24:33.291 Okay, so the illusion is driving the necromancy, which means that the necromancy has imbued itself with creating. 00:24:34.304 --> 00:24:35.720 So you're basically getting little pieces of it. 00:24:35.720 --> 00:24:37.406 I start doing like this while he's talking. 00:24:37.406 --> 00:24:39.744 Okay, just trying to put it together. 00:24:39.744 --> 00:24:40.848 I'm winding it up with him. 00:24:41.121 --> 00:24:47.040 And then he comes back with a vial of a bright blue liquid and he goes. 00:24:47.942 --> 00:24:48.585 can I try something. 00:24:49.846 --> 00:24:50.429 Do I have a choice? 00:24:50.429 --> 00:24:51.671 You do have a choice. 00:24:51.671 --> 00:24:52.834 What are you going to try? 00:24:52.834 --> 00:24:55.689 I'm going to pour this liquid on you and see what happens. 00:24:55.689 --> 00:25:05.171 Oh, I get to keep my clothes on right, yeah, yeah, oh, I get to keep my clothes on, right, yeah, uh, yeah, if you don't want it to to get wet or maybe dissolved. 00:25:05.171 --> 00:25:06.095 I don't know what this lick was gonna do yet. 00:25:06.115 --> 00:25:18.588 uh, you may want to like remove your clothes around the amulet oh yeah, all right, so I'm gonna just do like the whole shoulder drop down thing, okay, and then I stand there vulnerable with my nipples out okay, yeah, right, yeah, give us an example. 00:25:19.190 --> 00:25:21.933 Why is your shirt cut like that? 00:25:22.114 --> 00:25:25.567 I don't know, it wasn't like that when I came in here. 00:25:26.740 --> 00:25:28.063 So you let him try it. 00:25:28.063 --> 00:25:31.328 Yeah, okay, what happened? 00:25:31.328 --> 00:25:31.828 Did I miss him? 00:25:32.651 --> 00:25:34.012 Positive affirmations. 00:25:34.073 --> 00:25:34.815 I just sent him a text. 00:25:34.920 --> 00:25:36.626 He's like hey, you're doing a good job, Keep it up. 00:25:36.626 --> 00:25:45.732 So, I got to go, good job keep it up, so I gotta go, so when he pours the liquid over you. 00:25:45.732 --> 00:25:55.250 I need you to make a constitution saving throw as God poison starts to play. 00:25:55.250 --> 00:25:55.750 What is it Pour? 00:25:55.750 --> 00:25:56.191 Some sugar on me. 00:25:56.530 --> 00:25:57.152 That's not poison. 00:25:57.152 --> 00:25:57.653 Is it Def Leppard? 00:25:57.653 --> 00:25:58.252 I don't believe so. 00:25:58.252 --> 00:25:59.355 11. 00:25:59.355 --> 00:26:00.737 Who is that? 00:26:00.737 --> 00:26:01.096 Oh, this is gonna drive me nuts. 00:26:01.096 --> 00:26:01.249 No, it's Def

Leppard. 00:26:01.249 --> 00:26:01.701 Is it Def Leppard? 00:26:01.701 --> 00:26:01.832 I don't believe so. 00:26:01.832 --> 00:26:02.248 11. 00:26:02.248 --> 00:26:02.305 Who is that? 00:26:02.305 --> 00:26:02.448 Oh, this is going to drive me nuts. 00:26:03.440 --> 00:26:04.863 No, it's Def Leppard. 00:26:05.143 --> 00:26:05.604 Is it Def Leppard? 00:26:05.604 --> 00:26:06.826 Yeah, okay, correct, I didn't write the first time. 00:26:06.826 --> 00:26:08.430 Yeah, you did, yeah, you did. 00:26:09.392 --> 00:26:10.733 It's on the mic, I doubted you. 00:26:22.275 --> 00:26:28.872 Yeah, it's starting to peel away from your skin, uh, but it doesn't quite make it. 00:26:28.872 --> 00:26:33.645 And he looks at you and he goes how's your constant? 00:26:33.645 --> 00:26:36.912 How are you gonna be able to last a few rounds of this? 00:26:37.393 --> 00:26:38.013 yeah, let's go. 00:26:38.013 --> 00:26:39.442 Do you want me to take it off? 00:26:39.442 --> 00:26:41.288 I don't know what happens if I leave it in. 00:26:41.650 --> 00:26:46.623 Then we're going to have to figure out an alternative solution with Silva, and I don't know how she's going to react to that. 00:26:46.643 --> 00:26:48.903 But what if it's a part of me now and I don't want to? 00:26:48.943 --> 00:26:49.185 leave. 00:26:49.185 --> 00:26:56.464 Well, from what I've gathered, it does seem like this amulet could also benefit you. 00:26:56.464 --> 00:27:01.574 To leave it on, it does look like it will enhance some of your natural magic abilities. 00:27:01.574 --> 00:27:10.728 However, there is always that pretty big chance that your body could get taken over in, by my estimations, seven to ten days. 00:27:10.728 --> 00:27:15.980 Taken over by what I'm assuming, the woman that spoke in the lobby. 00:27:16.964 --> 00:27:19.307 Oh, so she's trying to become me through the amulet. 00:27:19.601 --> 00:27:22.390 It sure seems like it oh, can I become her? 00:27:22.390 --> 00:27:26.048 She was hot I know it's, it's. 00:27:26.048 --> 00:27:27.811 Your priorities are all kinds of weird, aren't they? 00:27:27.852 --> 00:27:28.093 hang on. 00:27:28.093 --> 00:27:31.366 Then we do flashbacks to all the time that I'm hitting on her and dolo's like well, hang on. 00:27:33.271 --> 00:27:34.260 I don't want to do that anymore. 00:27:34.340 --> 00:27:45.669 Yeah, I don't want her to become me or me to become her well, while you're wearing the amulet, it seems as though if you do have any illusion or necrotic magic, it would just make it astronomically good. 00:27:45.669 --> 00:27:51.009 And at about that time we cut over to the two of you walking with Silva. 00:27:52.421 --> 00:27:53.484 Nice place you got here. 00:27:54.106 --> 00:27:57.007 Well, thank you, we've put it. 00:27:57.007 --> 00:28:00.487 Took many hands to make this, mostly mine, but it's okay. 00:28:00.487 --> 00:28:01.329 I've been around for a while. 00:28:01.329 --> 00:28:02.583 That's neither here nor there. 00:28:03.707 --> 00:28:04.608 You want to talk about that. 00:28:04.608 --> 00:28:06.682 Huh, you want to talk about that. 00:28:06.702 --> 00:28:07.244 Not right now. 00:28:07.244 --> 00:28:07.726 Not right now. 00:28:07.726 --> 00:28:08.647 We've got some pressing matters. 00:28:08.728 --> 00:28:09.891 I've got an ear, you want to bend it. 00:28:09.971 --> 00:28:10.251 I'm here. 00:28:10.251 --> 00:28:28.728 Your friend has just put on an amulet that looks like is controlled by the woman that we although we're not necessarily the good guys according to the law, Tell me about it. 00:28:28.768 --> 00:28:29.250 Who is right? 00:28:29.250 --> 00:28:30.001 Yeah? 00:28:30.001 --> 00:28:32.163 It's whoever's got the most money is the good guys. 00:28:32.182 --> 00:28:32.944 These days Am. 00:28:33.026 --> 00:28:34.549 I right, she gets it. 00:28:34.720 --> 00:28:34.840 Well. 00:28:34.921 --> 00:28:35.744 I have the most money. 00:28:36.000 --> 00:28:37.064 Well, you know, but you're not. 00:28:37.064 --> 00:28:37.384 You know. 00:28:38.568 --> 00:28:38.709 I'm a. 00:28:41.586 --> 00:28:42.549 Oh, wait a minute, I'm a. 00:28:42.549 --> 00:28:43.291 Oh, wait a minute. 00:28:43.941 --> 00:28:47.028 I'm a cleric, so actually I got some opinions about some stuff. 00:28:47.028 --> 00:28:48.011 Hey don't we all dude. 00:28:49.421 --> 00:28:49.740 And she goes. 00:28:49.740 --> 00:29:04.034 I don't know how it's going to turn out with your friend and our scientist, huh, but if that woman got any idea where we are, we have been pushing back against her for a while. 00:29:04.034 --> 00:29:05.123 She doesn't like that. 00:29:05.123 --> 00:29:20.832 I am one of the few people that knows who she is and I have been pushing back as much as I can against her transgressions, let's just say, because she's messing with my bottom dollar and it sounds like somehow the three of you have gotten connected with her as well. 00:29:21.319 --> 00:29:30.046 Yeah, she tried to overthrow her election and we were like nah, and so she's now pretty cheesed off at us. 00:29:32.090 --> 00:29:34.426 Okay, yeah, I just met these guys today. 00:29:35.923 --> 00:29:37.306 Again, just to reiterate. 00:29:37.306 --> 00:29:43.788 I told the guy at the gate I was like I'll keep an eye on him and I didn't have anything else going on today. 00:29:43.907 --> 00:29:51.673 So here I am Okay on a scale of 1 to 10, gentlemen, how uninvolved with the government do you want to be? 00:29:52.522 --> 00:29:53.827 Oh, how much time you got. 00:29:55.121 --> 00:29:57.047 I'm not really from here, so I don't really have. 00:29:58.520 --> 00:30:06.555 If by government you mean secret shadow organization that controls every move and tries to keep their hands in our pockets, then I want no part of it, okay. 00:30:07.001 --> 00:30:07.564 I think that's. 00:30:08.099 --> 00:30:09.184 That's who we would be fighting. 00:30:09.767 --> 00:30:11.144 Yeah, oh, I thought that was you guys. 00:30:12.864 --> 00:30:15.337 Well, like

there's the government right. 00:30:15.659 --> 00:30:15.759 Yeah. 00:30:16.221 --> 00:30:19.611 And then there's, like this, shadow government that is controlling the government. 00:30:19.611 --> 00:30:21.165 Neither one of them are good. 00:30:21.320 --> 00:30:25.390 I want to make that very clear, Listen call me Pinocchio, because I don't want no strings on me. 00:30:25.390 --> 00:30:27.287 Oh, all right, yeah. 00:30:27.760 --> 00:30:31.880 This is more of a we deal with one, then we deal with the other type situation. 00:30:32.079 --> 00:30:33.244 Well, we're kind of tied up in that. 00:30:33.244 --> 00:30:34.127 What is it? 00:30:34.127 --> 00:30:34.568 A lissum? 00:30:34.568 --> 00:30:41.211 So we'd like to not have her around anymore. 00:30:42.012 --> 00:30:42.354 Gotcha. 00:30:42.354 --> 00:30:45.269 Okay, well, let me fill you, gentlemen, in. 00:30:47.080 --> 00:30:48.667 Maybe I'll fill you in afterwards. 00:30:48.667 --> 00:30:58.205 I didn't mean that to sound flirtatious, it just did it sounded like you wanted to have sex with me. 00:30:58.205 --> 00:31:00.488 Well, he keeps his hips loose. 00:31:00.488 --> 00:31:05.390 Nothing's off the table but continue. 00:31:05.711 --> 00:31:06.112 Patreon. 00:31:06.152 --> 00:31:06.752 No, I was like. 00:31:09.760 --> 00:31:12.810 She goes have you met anyone? 00:31:12.810 --> 00:31:18.462 I'm trying to be vague and maybe I don't need to be have you only met Alyssum? 00:31:18.462 --> 00:31:22.310 When it comes to these sorts of dealings, yeah, I think so right. 00:31:22.952 --> 00:31:25.448 Yes, yeah, to my knowledge. 00:31:26.319 --> 00:31:26.540 Okay. 00:31:26.540 --> 00:31:32.385 Well, alyssum is not the only issue going on with the world right now. 00:31:32.385 --> 00:31:46.027 I'm assuming you guys are all caught up with the war that's been going on the last three years, how it seems like it's between Soldeus and Mystria, which is the magic country that we just now got the name of. 00:31:46.027 --> 00:31:51.971 However, it's more of a competition. 00:31:51.971 --> 00:31:57.367 It's a pissing contest between the most powerful people in the world. 00:31:57.587 --> 00:31:58.490 Yeah, what isn't right? 00:31:58.490 --> 00:31:58.951 Yeah? 00:31:59.539 --> 00:32:06.189 However, the people that are in power according to the general public is not who, it seems. 00:32:06.189 --> 00:32:19.932 Alyssum is the one that seems to have a stranglehold on Soldeus, and she seems to be beefing with this monarch of sorts in Mystria the other two for our land and the kingdom of Luxpin. 00:32:19.932 --> 00:32:26.847 Sorts in Mystria, the other two for Our Land and the Kingdom of Luxpin are kind of picking sides. 00:32:26.847 --> 00:32:35.122 This is a huge endeavor that I don't have time to catch all of you up on, but it seems like you have only met Alyssum. 00:32:36.983 --> 00:32:37.904 Yeah, yeah. 00:32:39.287 --> 00:32:46.579 Would you be interested in joining in with our organization to spear front, taking out one of these? 00:32:48.247 --> 00:32:56.319 You see that Dudley is half erect and like slicked with sweat because he's so excited to get all of this information. 00:32:57.207 --> 00:33:00.530 Yeah, I bet he's like oh man, I'm on the forums. 00:33:00.530 --> 00:33:01.955 You're going to be so popular. 00:33:04.526 --> 00:33:06.934 Your vlog is going to be wild. 00:33:06.984 --> 00:33:07.385 Listen. 00:33:07.385 --> 00:33:10.075 Yeah, the red letters is going to go live tonight. 00:33:10.075 --> 00:33:18.051 Just on the rumble scry yeah right below my musings on Hollow Earth, I'm going to get the real truth out. 00:33:18.905 --> 00:33:24.699 As soon as she finishes up with that, you just hear Dolo screaming down the hallway. 00:33:28.192 --> 00:33:30.798 Yeah, I mean it doesn't sound like I have much of a choice on my end. 00:33:30.798 --> 00:33:35.075 I mean, yeah, we'll work together with you, but I need my buddy with that. 00:33:35.757 --> 00:33:38.192 Oh yes, we just want the amulet, if we're being honest. 00:33:38.192 --> 00:33:46.318 But with our support we can get you many places that you otherwise wouldn't have access to. 00:33:48.286 --> 00:33:50.893 I mean, I can't really make a decision proper without him. 00:33:51.034 --> 00:33:55.611 so Okay, I just met these guys, I'm in, I'll go wherever you want. 00:33:55.611 --> 00:34:01.393 If you want me to fight a shadow government, okay, you point me in the direction and say go. 00:34:01.713 --> 00:34:05.770 All right, oh what a day we cut back to Dolo. 00:34:05.770 --> 00:34:08.813 Can you give me two more Constitution saving throws? 00:34:09.326 --> 00:34:10.384 Can I get my buddy some heels? 00:34:10.505 --> 00:34:13.112 Is he still trying to pour this stuff on me? 00:34:13.112 --> 00:34:14.556 To get it off, if you agreed to it. 00:34:14.556 --> 00:34:15.769 What if I don't want him to? 00:34:16.224 --> 00:34:20.416 Oh, if you don't want him to, then that would be another conversation with Silva. 00:34:24.427 --> 00:34:27.523 I was like I got lay on hands and we can lawnmower that off you. 00:34:27.523 --> 00:34:36.911 What if I ask the wizard if there is a way, since I am an elf in my meditative state, if I can attune myself to it and learn how to use it? 00:34:38.367 --> 00:34:39.150 He looks at you and he goes. 00:34:39.150 --> 00:34:44.114 That would be incredibly risky, but you can try. 00:34:44.114 --> 00:34:48.115 Just know that if you fail it could lead to calamity. 00:34:48.824 --> 00:34:49.891 What kind of calamity. 00:34:49.891 --> 00:34:51.771 I like a little calamity. 00:34:52.065 --> 00:34:56.114 Well, do you like having control of your body? 00:34:56.114 --> 00:34:57.458 Not always. 00:34:57.945 --> 00:34:59.623 You should see my weekends it's a day party. 00:34:59.623 --> 00:35:01.070 I see my weekends. 00:35:15.824 --> 00:35:19.668 The risk that you would be taking is that Alyssum would gain control of your body for longer and longer periods of time, until she

completely has control over you. 00:35:19.668 --> 00:35:24.851 So as time goes on, you will need to resist, and the longer you resist, the more control you'll gain over the amulet. 00:35:24.851 --> 00:35:29.856 But it essentially will be a horrendous tug-of-war of your mind. 00:35:30.795 --> 00:35:32.737 Let's try one more time to see if it comes off. 00:35:33.018 --> 00:35:36.059 Okay, and if not, I'm going in Give me that constitution. 00:35:36.740 --> 00:35:39.802 Then you can get it off, use it to barter something nice out of him. 00:35:40.065 --> 00:35:45.835 Maybe that's not going to be good A nine. 00:35:46.795 --> 00:35:48.539 Okay, you take nine more. 00:35:48.539 --> 00:35:53.936 Damage, jesus, as the amulet just will not come off. 00:35:57.045 --> 00:36:01.751 Well, looks like I'm going to learn how to use this thing, because if I go, it happens to everybody. 00:36:02.784 --> 00:36:09.135 Unsponsored hymns listen to the previous episode for that callback. 00:36:09.407 --> 00:36:10.500 It's not for hair or underwear. 00:36:10.500 --> 00:36:12.264 If you know what I mean, your loin boneless. 00:36:12.264 --> 00:36:25.750 If I try again, he's likely to kill me like if he's doing big screams and like we've already had our conversation, vance would want to go and make sure he's like being healed and not just being tortured for sure. 00:36:27.132 --> 00:36:27.795 What is your yay? 00:36:27.835 --> 00:36:38.559 or nay on keeping on or taking it off uh, the wizard doesn't seem like he can get it off he roll me an insight. 00:36:38.579 --> 00:36:39.465 Check it's a five. 00:36:39.465 --> 00:36:40.289 It's a five. 00:36:40.289 --> 00:36:43.259 Okay, the the insight that you were. 00:36:43.259 --> 00:36:47.231 Essentially, what you're getting is that he doesn't give a shit about you. 00:36:47.231 --> 00:36:49.576 So if you say yes and die, he doesn't. 00:36:49.576 --> 00:36:51.731 He doesn't care, he's gonna figure out. 00:36:51.731 --> 00:36:52.916 That's how I feel right now. 00:36:52.956 --> 00:36:59.775 I feel like he's testing a potion yes he's so kooky and crazy, he's just experimenting we're all guinea pigs bro. 00:36:59.815 --> 00:37:01.365 Yeah, we're all just in the system. 00:37:01.405 --> 00:37:04.594 Baby, I'm not about to die at the hands of Big Pharma. 00:37:04.775 --> 00:37:05.436 You know what I mean. 00:37:05.436 --> 00:37:07.891 That is his nickname, by the way, big. 00:37:07.911 --> 00:37:09.735 Pharma, the Wizard of Big Pharma. 00:37:09.755 --> 00:37:14.096 Yeah, I'm going to be like hey, bud, I got an idea. 00:37:14.096 --> 00:37:17.148 Do you mind if we talk to your lady, ma'am? 00:37:17.789 --> 00:37:18.490 Yeah, absolutely. 00:37:18.490 --> 00:37:21.034 And then do you join up with them? 00:37:21.034 --> 00:37:30.867 Yeah, she sees you walk in with the amulet still on and she goes okay, let's see if we can figure out something. 00:37:30.867 --> 00:37:36.650 She hands a poison over to Vance and she goes look, we don't have

time to mess with this right now. 00:37:36.650 --> 00:37:38.092 We need to get you gentlemen on the road. 00:37:38.092 --> 00:37:45.418 Oh, also, I propose that we join forces to deal with Alyssum or one or the other. 00:37:45.418 --> 00:37:46.639 They can fill you in. 00:37:46.639 --> 00:37:49.802 I gave them a lot of context for what's going on. 00:37:59.405 --> 00:38:02.385 However, I would like to put the three of you on a boat to Soldeus to try and infiltrate Alyssum's forces. 00:38:02.465 --> 00:38:04.327 It'd basically get her off our back there, dolo. 00:38:04.327 --> 00:38:09.195 Alright, it's more like trying to get you on her back, you know, I mean that's not what I'm saying. 00:38:09.215 --> 00:38:10.538 But that's not what I'm not saying. 00:38:10.557 --> 00:38:11.619 You men are terrible. 00:38:13.405 --> 00:38:18.831 This is like my Christmas and she hands over the poisoned advance and she goes. 00:38:18.831 --> 00:38:26.440 I know it's not a pleasant thought, but if he loses control to that amulet, you will need to use this. 00:38:29.045 --> 00:38:39.135 What causes amulets to Well, hey, when we killed that necromancer, the amulet unfused right Like it was dead and the amulet was just loosey-goosey ready to grab. 00:38:39.445 --> 00:38:43.114 It was just kind of sitting in the robe because there was no body left over. 00:38:43.135 --> 00:38:47.572 Yeah, Do you think if we killed you it would come off, and then I can heal you up again? 00:38:48.375 --> 00:38:48.536 No. 00:38:48.536 --> 00:38:54.733 It was just a thought, no, I'm going to go back to the wizard you keep talking. 00:38:57.306 --> 00:38:58.391 I go over and I lay on hands. 00:38:59.706 --> 00:39:01.378 To heal up Dolo, yeah, okay. 00:39:02.186 --> 00:39:07.632 I mean it's not a bad thought, Like he'll only be dead for a little bit hey listen, we're throwing spaghetti, okay. 00:39:07.632 --> 00:39:08.134 I get it. 00:39:10.326 --> 00:39:21.594 So with that you guys agree to head further into Sol Deus to try and infiltrate Alyssum right, and you are keeping the amulet because they couldn't get it off. 00:39:22.746 --> 00:39:24.291 I got an idea Okay. 00:39:24.552 --> 00:39:24.713 Yeah. 00:39:25.244 --> 00:39:27.492 It's not let your friend kill you and heal you up again. 00:39:27.532 --> 00:39:31.630 God no Are we getting on the boat. 00:39:31.630 --> 00:39:34.088 That's the next thing. 00:39:34.148 --> 00:39:36.353 Yes, Okay, yeah, that's what I'm doing. 00:39:36.353 --> 00:39:37.315 I'm leaving it on my body. 00:39:37.795 --> 00:39:38.878 Okay, you're leaving it on your body. 00:39:42.451 --> 00:39:48.295 Can we get a bunch of that uh potion stuff and then maybe we slowly work it off you, because it wasn't like progressively coming off more and more? 00:39:48.987 --> 00:39:50.250 it was. 00:39:50.250 --> 00:40:04.144 It was a situation where his constitution checks basically made it to where the wizard could keep, because it was actively fusing as they were trying to pull it off okay so it was like uh, he couldn't quite hold it down long enough to get it all the way off? 00:40:04.686 --> 00:40:06.773 What if I'm just healing you while they're taking it off? 00:40:06.824 --> 00:40:10.653 I know it's unpleasant, but what if you're just healing me while I'm trying to attune it? 00:40:11.818 --> 00:40:18.817 Well, I don't, I don't think, I can't heal your mind, no that's okay, just don't let me die. 00:40:23.706 --> 00:40:23.967 I Let me die. 00:40:23.967 --> 00:40:25.135 I can handle my mind, jensen is good for that. 00:40:25.197 --> 00:40:26.043 You have any. 00:40:26.083 --> 00:40:28.849 Maybe Can I do an arcana check to see if that's how that works. 00:40:28.849 --> 00:40:32.956 Sure 16. 00:40:34.278 --> 00:40:34.739 16. 00:40:34.739 --> 00:40:41.152 It would keep him from physically dying, but it would not stop his mind from getting taken over. 00:40:41.152 --> 00:40:42.914 Yeah, let's do it. 00:40:42.914 --> 00:40:47.081 What's the worst that could happen? 00:40:47.081 --> 00:40:50.952 Okay, so you're keeping the amulet. 00:40:50.952 --> 00:40:52.827 That is the decision for Reiner I don't have a choice. 00:40:53.047 --> 00:40:53.992 It's part of my body. 00:40:53.992 --> 00:40:56.132 I can't get it off and I'm not going to die trying. 00:40:57.246 --> 00:41:02.644 She goes alright, gentlemen, I would like to keep in contact with you just to see how your adventures are going. 00:41:02.644 --> 00:41:04.626 I would like to keep in contact with you just to see how your adventures are going. 00:41:04.626 --> 00:41:10.809 She hands you a scroll and it is a scroll of skywriting and she goes. 00:41:10.809 --> 00:41:21.994 If, at any point, there is an emergency and you are within Sol Deus, where most of our people are working, you use this, leave the message and we will send soldiers your way. 00:41:22.394 --> 00:41:24.516 And I look at her and'm just like scratching at my neck. 00:41:24.516 --> 00:41:27.197 Hey man, you let that dude do some weird shit to me. 00:41:27.197 --> 00:41:29.418 We can't get no healing potions or nothing around here. 00:41:29.418 --> 00:41:31.958 We can't at least send us off with a care package? 00:41:31.958 --> 00:41:32.920 We doing your bidding. 00:41:33.400 --> 00:41:38.601 Oh, the wizard has healing, did you not? 00:41:39.043 --> 00:41:44.791 Okay, he's just that way, he's just that way, he's just that way, he's just that way he's interesting. 00:41:45.050 --> 00:41:46.914 Yeah Well, he doesn't care about people. 00:41:46.914 --> 00:41:50.521 All he cares about is science and magic. 00:41:51.242 --> 00:41:52.864 Oh, no, no, we gathered that, yeah, yeah. 00:41:53.286 --> 00:41:57.715 He forgets that people are. 00:41:57.715 --> 00:42:02.034 I think you guys get it yeah, more of a mad scientist that ends justify the means type. 00:42:02.034 --> 00:42:04.768 We keep him around cause he's good at his job. 00:42:04.768 --> 00:42:06.893 This is his last name Waltz, it could be?

00:42:07.954 --> 00:42:08.976 Does he know how to dance? 00:42:12.670 --> 00:42:17.199 Yeah, and she gives you a metal. 00:42:17.199 --> 00:42:25.331 The last thing that she gives you is a metal emblem of, of basically her organization and she goes do not show this to anybody. 00:42:25.331 --> 00:42:27.750 That you are not completely confident works for me. 00:42:27.750 --> 00:42:31.385 However, if you do meet anybody on the road, that works for me. 00:42:31.385 --> 00:42:33.490 This will get you many places. 00:42:33.490 --> 00:42:35.516 It's a metal like. 00:42:35.516 --> 00:42:36.398 What's it made out of? 00:42:36.398 --> 00:42:37.141 A gold? 00:42:37.141 --> 00:42:41.612 Yeah, it's a little gold emblem, probably like three ish inches across. 00:42:42.735 --> 00:42:43.878 I hand mine to Dola. 00:42:43.878 --> 00:42:45.431 I'm like you're going to hold on to this for me. 00:42:45.431 --> 00:42:49.036 I am not great at keeping gold on the body. 00:42:50.005 --> 00:42:51.311 Yeah, there's a crowd of children. 00:42:51.311 --> 00:42:51.893 Yeah, right. 00:42:53.068 --> 00:42:55.356 I look over at the little kids that are standing there. 00:42:55.356 --> 00:42:57.751 They're just always watching. 00:42:58.005 --> 00:42:59.532 Yeah, they're locked on you like an owl. 00:43:00.766 --> 00:43:01.710 A group of crows. 00:43:04.405 --> 00:43:05.717 But with that you guys will get the evening. 00:43:05.717 --> 00:43:11.268 You'll be able to rest up, get fully healed and then the next morning we will be heading out into Soldeus. 00:43:11.389 --> 00:43:18.786 Instead of healing, can I meditate and see if I can figure out anything about this amulet that is attached to my body? 00:43:19.188 --> 00:43:31.077 Yes, so I'm guessing none of you have an identify or anything like that we didn't get a free identify spell in this process give me arcana check yeah, give me 15 15. 00:43:31.197 --> 00:43:48.731 Okay, so you are able to draw some of the magic from it and you are able to now, uh and I don't know if you want to write this down, but you're able to get a new illusory spell that is attuned to how you normally like to use fire. 00:43:48.731 --> 00:43:55.786 So now you can make fake fire that people view as burning them. 00:43:55.786 --> 00:44:00.615 So you will do psychic damage, uh, but you are now able to create illusionary fire. 00:44:00.615 --> 00:44:05.115 I love it, and it does the damage that a firebolt would do. 00:44:05.668 --> 00:44:08.528 So it's essentially a different kind of firebolt that does psychic damage. 00:44:08.528 --> 00:44:14.472 Yeah, bruh, but with that, when it is morning, I need you to make me another wisdom saving throw. 00:44:15.646 --> 00:44:16.590 Oh, you have to roll this often. 00:44:16.590 --> 00:44:18.648 That's not good. 00:44:20.132 --> 00:44:21.335 Nice, 20. 00:44:21.704 --> 00:44:25.076 20, all right, you are able to push back against the amulet. 00:44:25.076 --> 00:44:32.811 The three of you load up on a boat and I'm sure you oh this is Halloween, easter, all the. 00:44:32.811 --> 00:44:34.375 Halloweens, my birthday. 00:44:34.375 --> 00:44:35.398 This is all of it. 00:44:35.398 --> 00:44:44.402 She approaches you specifically, hey there, and she goes hey, before you leave Okay, Remember that promise you made me. 00:44:45.646 --> 00:44:46.590 These hips are loose. 00:44:48.826 --> 00:44:49.851 She goes well, we don't have time for that. 00:44:51.465 --> 00:44:54.068 You'd be surprised, but I do. 00:44:54.088 --> 00:44:54.751 She's like no, I wouldn't. 00:44:54.751 --> 00:44:57.972 But I do have a mission for you specifically. 00:44:57.972 --> 00:45:00.148 Hit me, I need you. 00:45:00.585 --> 00:45:01.809 It's the people on the moon, isn't it? 00:45:01.990 --> 00:45:05.731 Yeah right, she pulls you to the side and she goes. 00:45:05.731 --> 00:45:06.755 You know about the moon people? 00:45:06.755 --> 00:45:08.568 No, she goes. 00:45:08.568 --> 00:45:09.271 I don't know. 00:45:09.271 --> 00:45:11.476 Brian, you're right. 00:45:11.476 --> 00:45:14.387 That's funny she goes. 00:45:14.387 --> 00:45:16.153 I don't know if I can trust either of them. 00:45:16.987 --> 00:45:18.072 You can't trust me either. 00:45:20.045 --> 00:45:21.271 That's exactly why I can trust you. 00:45:21.746 --> 00:45:22.610 That's why I like you. 00:45:22.610 --> 00:45:23.177 That's exactly why I can trust you. 00:45:23.177 --> 00:45:23.416 That's why I like you. 00:45:23.416 --> 00:45:23.949 That's exactly why I like you. 00:45:23.949 --> 00:45:37.784 I need you to keep tabs on them, however, once you make it to Sildeus, and then she writes down on a piece of paper and then she hands it over to you, and with that is, I believe, where we're going to end this episode. 00:45:37.784 --> 00:45:39.784 My name is Tyler Waltz and I have been your DM. 00:45:39.784 --> 00:45:40.925 Thank you everybody for watching. 00:45:40.925 --> 00:45:41.789 My name is Tyler Waltz. 00:45:41.789 --> 00:45:42.353 I have been your DM. 00:45:42.353 --> 00:45:43.056 Thank you everybody for watching. 00:45:43.056 --> 00:45:43.480 My name is Tyler. 00:45:43.559 --> 00:45:48.213 Waltz, I have been your DM and to my right, dolanmir Sedrin, I have been your favorite little roguing elf. 00:45:48.213 --> 00:45:49.728 My name is Brian Petrie. 00:45:49.728 --> 00:45:50.666 You can find me at all things. 00:45:50.666 --> 00:45:51.650 Brian Petrie comedy. 00:45:53.010 --> 00:45:54.157 Hell yeah, and I'm Tyson Cox. 00:45:54.157 --> 00:45:55.851 You can find me at Tyson Cox comedy. 00:45:55.851 --> 00:45:59.166 I play Vance Ironside and, if you like, the. 00:45:59.166 --> 00:46:09.701 We do it live twice a month all over the place, at least the first Wednesday at Louisville Planet of the Tapes, the second Tuesday of every month at White Rabbit Cabaret in Indianapolis, indiana. 00:46:09.701 --> 00:46:15.275 And then we also have other shows popping up and I believe this is a Gen Con era time to plug it. 00:46:15.275 --> 00:46:16.510 So if you're at Gen Con, look us up. 00:46:16.510 --> 00:46:17.570 We've got a bunch of shows. 00:46:17.570 --> 00:46:23.528 It's a bunch of stand-up variety show and a couple of Monster Monsters live stand-up variety show and a couple of Monster Monsters Live yeah and last and certainly 00:46:23.889 --> 00:46:24.829 not least, hey, joe Eberling. 00:46:24.829 --> 00:46:33.496 I have been your favorite conspiracy theorist ranger, dudley Wayne Budley, and you can find me on Instagram at Mr J Eberling. 00:46:33.496 --> 00:46:38.519 I do funny stuff sometimes, so follow me there and thank you for listening. 00:46:38.679 --> 00:46:39.621 Yeah, thank you all for watching. 00:46:39.621 --> 00:46:40.400 We really appreciate it.