บทถอดความฉบับเต็มของ The Reboot!

worked was new, but it's just like you know, open mic, you can just all right, that's it. 00:03:12.159 --> 00:03:12.400 Exactly. 00:03:12.560 --> 00:03:13.520 That's all I got to work on. 00:03:14.879 --> 00:03:17.120 Like, we don't I I don't know. 00:03:17.280 --> 00:03:23.280 I mean, I I'm guilty of it too, but it was just interesting being out so long and coming back and seeing people. 00:03:23.599 --> 00:03:24.879 You thought everybody's gonna work all new? 00:03:26.319 --> 00:03:32.960 Not I don't think I thought people would work all new, but I thought they would be working something something else. 00:03:33.120 --> 00:03:38.960 I'm like, we full-blown closers on a five-minute set, and it's you I guess I I don't know. 00:03:39.039 --> 00:03:40.159 I got a different perspective now. 00:03:40.240 --> 00:03:42.800 I got a different perspective having not been there for a while. 00:03:45.680 --> 00:03:46.240 It feels good. 00:03:46.400 --> 00:03:52.639 I'm also like, why am I doing just as well with new as you doing with your regular material? 00:03:53.360 --> 00:03:55.039 And this is good material, bro. 00:03:55.199 --> 00:03:57.599 I mean, you good, and then Yeah, I don't know. 00:03:57.840 --> 00:03:59.680 Just gotta, you know, I gotta talk my shit, man. 00:03:59.840 --> 00:04:00.400 Not humble. 00:04:00.479 --> 00:04:01.520 No more humble TJ. 00:04:01.599 --> 00:04:02.400 No more humble TJ. 00:04:02.560 --> 00:04:03.280 No more humble TJ. 00:04:03.439 --> 00:04:04.560 Okay, you're just coming out of everybody's throat. 00:04:04.800 --> 00:04:05.840 Coming out of everybody's throat. 00:04:06.080 --> 00:04:07.199 Foot on the gas. 00:04:07.520 --> 00:04:08.240 Foot on the gas. 00:04:08.319 --> 00:04:11.120 I'm gonna do two rooms and I'm gonna make it. 00:04:12.719 --> 00:04:14.400 Uh it feels good to be back, though. 00:04:14.800 --> 00:04:15.280 It was fun. 00:04:15.439 --> 00:04:16.079 It feels good. 00:04:16.160 --> 00:04:18.800 I think also working new material helps it be more fun. 00:04:19.040 --> 00:04:22.240 I think part of getting out, I just got bored of doing the same shit. 00:04:22.560 --> 00:04:23.680 But I wasn't writing. 00:04:23.920 --> 00:04:24.319 True. 00:04:24.480 --> 00:04:24.800 Yeah. 00:04:25.199 --> 00:04:27.519 We also unemployed. 00:04:27.680 --> 00:04:28.879 I'm also unemployed. 00:04:28.959 --> 00:04:30.800 Yeah, I've also got nothing else to do. 00:04:32.160 --> 00:04:34.240 That contributes to the life. 00:04:34.560 --> 00:04:35.759 Also just hanging out. 00:04:35.839 --> 00:04:36.160 Yeah. 00:04:36.399 --> 00:04:40.000 You gotta be applying for jobs and how's that going? 00:04:40.480 --> 00:04:41.600 I actually love it. 00:04:42.319 --> 00:04:44.959 You either love applying for jobs or being unemployed. 00:04:45.199 --> 00:04:46.160 Being unemployed. 00:04:46.399 --> 00:04:48.240 Being unemployed is fun for a while. 00:04:48.399 --> 00:04:56.160 Like, I mean, I gotta get, I know I have to get a job, but like, it's just also just like the rat race that we live in isn't like actual life. 00:04:56.480 --> 00:05:02.000 Uh so it's like when you aren't in that for a little bit, you're like, oh damn, I got time to do what I want to do. 00:05:02.079 --> 00:05:03.920 I got time to like focus on me. 00:05:04.160 --> 00:05:08.399 Um But it's also hard too with Have you run out of shit to do? 00:05:08.639 --> 00:05:10.639 Oh, dude, I'll get so bored every day, bro. 00:05:10.720 --> 00:05:12.879 I'm so like starred for human interaction. 00:05:13.120 --> 00:05:16.800 So that's probably another reason I want to like get out and like do comedy in. 00:05:16.879 --> 00:05:31.680 Because I'm just at the crib like with honey to-do list, like, you know, trying to get like the room and stuff ready, or like trying to write, or trying to figure out something to record, or trying to figure out something I'm gonna sit here and bullshit about for a 30-second clip that's gonna get 250 views. 00:05:31.839 --> 00:05:33.600 So disrespect on Instagram. 00:05:34.240 --> 00:05:34.319 Right. 00:05:34.959 --> 00:05:35.920 The algorithm sucks. 00:05:36.000 --> 00:05:38.560 Anytime you do anything different, it's like, nah, bro, that's not you. 00:05:38.720 --> 00:05:39.600 What are you doing? 00:05:39.839 --> 00:05:42.160 And it for me it was because I was posting memes. 00:05:42.480 --> 00:05:44.720 My memes, I had memes with like two million views. 00:05:44.879 --> 00:05:46.000 And I started posting myself. 00:05:46.160 --> 00:05:47.920 Instagram's like, who, who, why? 00:05:48.160 --> 00:05:49.680 Nobody wants to see your face, bro. 00:05:49.920 --> 00:05:51.600 But Instagram did come out. 00:05:52.079 --> 00:06:02.319 The the algorithm guy or whoever it is who works there, he did come out and he said Instagram is no longer gonna push people who don't record their own content. 00:06:02.480 --> 00:06:13.519 So that the people who do the memes or like the face beside you and just point, they said they're gonna push that the bottom, and everybody who does original content or themselves, bro, my meme is gonna push you to the top. 00:06:13.680 --> 00:06:15.279 My memes used to be destroying. 00:06:15.439 --> 00:06:20.160 Like I would post a meme, and within 20 minutes I'd have like five. 00:06:20.560 --> 00:06:21.199 Go back to the meme. 00:06:22.399 --> 00:06:24.240 No, because it's just it's so easy, bro. 00:06:24.319 --> 00:06:36.079 It's so like and then it's like when I do put my own stuff out, people aren't the following I gain from getting memes don't want to see my original content because they swipe to see memes. 00:06:36.240 --> 00:06:37.839 Yeah, they they followed you to see memes. 00:06:38.079 --> 00:06:38.959 They followed you to see memes. 00:06:40.959 --> 00:06:42.240 It's a bait and switch, man. 00:06:42.399 --> 00:06:44.000 So they want like five to ten seconds. 00:06:44.399 --> 00:06:46.319 You treated them like how you treated me when I got here. 00:06:46.480 -->

00:06:51.600 But this was look, you asked me to you asked me when I helped you move, I owe you anything. 00:06:51.680 --> 00:06:52.399 I said no. 00:06:52.720 --> 00:06:53.360 You said no. 00:06:53.600 --> 00:06:54.079 I said no. 00:06:54.160 --> 00:06:55.920 I said, if anything, get me a bottle. 00:06:56.160 --> 00:07:00.800 Um, so this is this was your repayment helping me move this chair upstairs. 00:07:00.879 --> 00:07:01.120 Yeah. 00:07:01.279 --> 00:07:03.360 See, you must have put that in a fine agreement. 00:07:03.519 --> 00:07:04.800 Now you move this chair upstairs. 00:07:04.959 --> 00:07:07.040 You know, I did thank you and sent me a bottle though. 00:07:07.279 --> 00:07:10.959 So we got this package in the mail, and it was like from Spirit something. 00:07:11.120 --> 00:07:14.079 I was like, oh damn, Maul sent me a bottle for helping them move. 00:07:14.399 --> 00:07:15.759 But it wasn't. 00:07:16.639 --> 00:07:19.519 To be honest with you, I would have took credit for that. 00:07:19.920 --> 00:07:22.160 If you would have told me, it was like, thanks for the bottle. 00:07:22.240 --> 00:07:23.600 I'd be like, hey, you're welcome, dog. 00:07:23.839 --> 00:07:24.240 But it wasn't. 00:07:24.319 --> 00:07:25.920 We opened it up, it was a plaque. 00:07:26.240 --> 00:07:30.480 And it was a plaque for like number one gen something award. 00:07:30.560 --> 00:07:33.439 So somebody had won some type of award and they had sent it to the wrong place. 00:07:34.399 --> 00:07:34.800 It wasn't for us. 00:07:34.959 --> 00:07:35.759 Did you keep the plaque? 00:07:36.160 --> 00:07:40.319 So we had kept the plaque, and then it was I guess it was two weeks ago. 00:07:40.399 --> 00:07:51.759 I had gone to the Defenders game, and Tamaria was having her book club, and she said during their book club, this lady just shows up at the door and she was like, Did you guys get a plaque delivered here? 00:07:51.920 --> 00:07:53.360 Like, did you get this plaque? 00:07:53.519 --> 00:07:57.120 And apparently it was her husband who had some event in LA. 00:07:57.360 --> 00:07:58.000 It was his. 00:07:58.079 --> 00:08:00.800 He had that they had won some kind of award for this gin. 00:08:01.040 --> 00:08:03.279 So he needs that plaque to take to LA with him. 00:08:03.439 --> 00:08:05.439 And it was just so happened that we still had it here. 00:08:05.600 --> 00:08:07.360 Oh because it was just hanging out. 00:08:07.439 --> 00:08:09.600 We were just like, I don't know. 00:08:09.839 --> 00:08:10.879 I'm just saying no. 00:08:10.959 --> 00:08:11.519 Yeah, I don't know. 00:08:11.759 --> 00:08:13.680 He was like, Yeah, no, we ain't got no plaque to live with. 00:08:13.920 --> 00:08:17.279 I was like, but I was like, damn, Maul sent me a bottle. 00:08:17.360 --> 00:08:20.160 I was like, I was propping you up, and I was like, Oh, this ain't from Maul. 00:08:20.480 --> 00:08:22.639 I was like, I just helped him move. 00:08:23.120 --> 00:08:25.279 I just helped him move. 00:08:26.480 --> 00:08:27.680 Here's the thing, too. 00:08:27.920 --> 00:08:30.639 Helping someone move is the worst, and you can't say no. 00:08:30.800 --> 00:08:34.559 Because you asked me, I was like, damn, Maul, Maul really considers me a friend. 00:08:35.360 --> 00:08:37.519 I was like, this Negro done asked me to help him move. 00:08:37.600 --> 00:08:40.080 I was like, I wasn't gonna ask. 00:08:40.159 --> 00:08:41.519 I was gonna thug it out myself. 00:08:41.679 --> 00:08:43.679 Nah, bro, you still be moving. 00:08:43.919 --> 00:08:45.919 I was gonna thug it out myself, man. 00:08:46.480 --> 00:08:47.039 Just me. 00:08:47.200 --> 00:08:48.720 You know who helped me move in the other place? 00:08:48.960 --> 00:08:49.279 My mom. 00:08:49.519 --> 00:08:52.399 Yeah, I was like, Maul help, I'll help him, I'll help him move. 00:08:52.639 --> 00:08:53.759 She was a terrible help. 00:08:54.240 --> 00:08:58.720 But it's funny because I'll ask someone, like, help me move, and be like, oh, I can throw you 50 something. 00:08:58.799 --> 00:09:00.720 Oh, nah, you could hook it, don't worry about it. 00:09:00.799 --> 00:09:03.840 And then you give it to them at the end, and they don't never like, oh nah, keep it. 00:09:04.000 --> 00:09:06.320 They'd be like, Oh, thank you, take the shit. 00:09:06.639 --> 00:09:08.080 Yeah, I offered, man. 00:09:08.240 --> 00:09:08.960 You said no. 00:09:09.200 --> 00:09:10.480 So I'm like, I'm good. 00:09:11.120 --> 00:09:12.399 People like, I got some pizza and beer. 00:09:12.480 --> 00:09:13.679 I'm like, sir, I'm grown. 00:09:14.639 --> 00:09:17.440 I don't even want to help you for a pizza party. 00:09:19.039 --> 00:09:19.440 Pizza. 00:09:19.759 --> 00:09:20.720 Got some pizza. 00:09:20.879 --> 00:09:25.279 And then they'd be like, yo, bro, you go, I just helped you move and you got some little Caesars. 00:09:25.759 --> 00:09:26.879 Got you a five-dollar hot and ready. 00:09:27.919 --> 00:09:29.120 Got a five-dollar hot and ready. 00:09:29.200 --> 00:09:31.360 And them shits just be sitting all day. 00:09:31.840 --> 00:09:32.320 Nasty. 00:09:32.559 --> 00:09:33.120 Nasty. 00:09:33.440 --> 00:09:35.279 Then I ordered Lil' Caesars one time. 00:09:35.360 --> 00:09:37.039 They were supposed to make it custom, bro. 00:09:37.120 --> 00:09:39.600 They just put stuff over top of a hot and ready. 00:09:39.759 --> 00:09:40.799 You're supposed to make it custom. 00:09:40.879 --> 00:09:45.039 Like, you know, you can like make your own little ingredients and stuff, so they gotta cook it fresh. 00:09:45.120 --> 00:09:48.000 They just put the ingredients on top of a hot and ready. 00:09:49.759 --> 00:09:51.120 Sent it to me. 00:09:51.759 --> 00:09:54.399 But you know, whatever. 00:09:54.720 --> 00:09:56.720 I don't know, but I don't do little Caesars, man. 00:09:56.799 --> 00:09:57.279 I'm bougie. 00:09:57.519 --> 00:09:58.960 The little Caesars are actually underrated. 00:09:59.360 --> 00:10:01.919 I do little Caesars for my

senior citizens because they if you get it. 00:10:02.799 --> 00:10:03.840 I'm not doing extra for them. 00:10:04.000 --> 00:10:07.200 Yeah, if you get it, if you get the hot and redies, it's trash every single time. 00:10:07.360 --> 00:10:10.000 But if they like actually make it there, it's it's underrated. 00:10:10.080 --> 00:10:11.759 For like a cheap pizza, you really can't beat it. 00:10:12.000 --> 00:10:13.039 So little Caesars. 00:10:13.519 --> 00:10:13.840 Yeah. 00:10:14.159 --> 00:10:15.600 So what's your top five? 00:10:15.919 --> 00:10:16.559 Top five pizza. 00:10:16.879 --> 00:10:18.080 Top five pizza chains. 00:10:18.240 --> 00:10:19.519 Top five pizza chains. 00:10:19.759 --> 00:10:21.279 My number one is Jets. 00:10:21.600 --> 00:10:21.919 Jets? 00:10:22.320 --> 00:10:23.039 Jets pizza. 00:10:23.679 --> 00:10:25.039 Isn't that the worst rated one? 00:10:25.200 --> 00:10:25.600 No, Jets. 00:10:25.919 --> 00:10:30.320 I feel like every time I see a top five or like one of those little influencers, they go to Jets, they hate it. 00:10:30.399 --> 00:10:31.600 No, Jets is crack, bro. 00:10:31.840 --> 00:10:32.480 Where is Jets? 00:10:32.720 --> 00:10:34.000 This one right around the corner from here. 00:10:34.080 --> 00:10:35.039 I didn't know it was in Maryland. 00:10:35.120 --> 00:10:35.919 I always see him in Ohio. 00:10:36.080 --> 00:10:37.440 Yeah, nah, Jets is great. 00:10:37.679 --> 00:10:38.080 Jets? 00:10:38.559 --> 00:10:38.879 Um. 00:10:40.080 --> 00:10:41.919 I like Papa John's. 00:10:43.279 --> 00:10:49.279 If you were asking 12, 13-year-old me, Pizza Hut would have been on there, but Pizza Hut is just Pizza my number one. 00:10:49.360 --> 00:10:49.679 Really? 00:10:49.919 --> 00:10:51.039 Pizza Hut number one. 00:10:51.600 --> 00:10:58.799 Nah, maybe I just I guess I haven't had it in a while because it's just it's not the same now that they don't have the go in, sit down, play with the jukebox. 00:10:58.879 --> 00:10:59.440 Oh, back in the back. 00:10:59.679 --> 00:11:01.039 The red cups. 00:11:01.279 --> 00:11:03.279 Yeah, it's just, it's not the same. 00:11:03.519 --> 00:11:04.639 Oh, you okay. 00:11:04.799 --> 00:11:06.320 Yeah, the nostalgia of it. 00:11:06.720 --> 00:11:07.039 The pizza. 00:11:07.279 --> 00:11:09.919 Yeah, so I don't know if the pizza was better or if I it was just the idea. 00:11:10.799 --> 00:11:12.240 Yeah, it was just the idea. 00:11:13.120 --> 00:11:14.240 I do remember going inside. 00:11:14.399 --> 00:11:15.840 But pizza at my number one. 00:11:16.000 --> 00:11:16.639 I love pizza. 00:11:17.360 --> 00:11:18.480 I've never had pizza in a long time. 00:11:22.159 --> 00:11:23.519 20 bucks, you can't beat it. 00:11:23.759 --> 00:11:25.360 They used to have something back in the day. 00:11:25.440 --> 00:11:26.720 This is when I was in high school. 00:11:26.879 --> 00:11:32.720 I don't remember if it was called the beast or I don't know what it was, but it was three pizzas, and they would put them in

one box. 00:11:32.960 --> 00:11:36.159 Yeah, I remember a rectangular box. 00:11:36.480 --> 00:11:36.559 Yeah. 00:11:37.440 --> 00:11:41.039 I remember me and one of my homeboys was in high school. 00:11:41.120 --> 00:11:42.240 We were high as shit. 00:11:42.399 --> 00:11:47.759 So we went to Pizza Hut, got the box or whatever, like sitting in my Jeep eating it. 00:11:47.919 --> 00:11:51.600 And my uncle walks by and I'm like, oh hell, he's gonna know I'm high. 00:11:51.759 --> 00:11:52.720 He's gonna know. 00:11:52.960 --> 00:11:54.240 And then you just had some pizza. 00:11:54.480 --> 00:11:56.240 Yeah, you just hanging out, just chilling. 00:11:56.879 --> 00:11:57.919 And some pizza, dog. 00:11:58.240 --> 00:11:59.840 Uh I used to work there too. 00:12:00.000 --> 00:12:00.960 At Pizza Hut? 00:12:01.279 --> 00:12:01.919 In high school. 00:12:02.000 --> 00:12:02.559 That's my job. 00:12:02.720 --> 00:12:04.159 I used to work at Six Packs Pizza Hut. 00:12:04.240 --> 00:12:05.279 Are you scamming there? 00:12:05.440 --> 00:12:05.679 No. 00:12:06.320 --> 00:12:06.639 No. 00:12:09.679 --> 00:12:11.279 You told me about the job. 00:12:11.440 --> 00:12:16.080 Tell the people how you were scamming on the on the on the car rental job. 00:12:17.279 --> 00:12:18.320 Listen, man, it's not. 00:12:18.399 --> 00:12:20.320 I was just trying to get some extra money, man. 00:12:20.559 --> 00:12:21.759 Which entails scam. 00:12:23.840 --> 00:12:24.639 They did fire me, though. 00:12:24.720 --> 00:12:26.159 I was trying to get some extra money. 00:12:26.559 --> 00:12:28.320 Because no one buys the insurance. 00:12:28.879 --> 00:12:29.039 Okay. 00:12:29.360 --> 00:12:29.840 No, they don't. 00:12:30.000 --> 00:12:33.200 No one buys the insurance, but you get paid commission on the insurance. 00:12:33.360 --> 00:12:33.600 Yeah. 00:12:33.840 --> 00:12:39.440 So what I did was I used to take a corporate code, put it into their reservation, right? 00:12:40.240 --> 00:12:44.480 It'll knock their per day rate from like 30 or 45 to like 15. 00:12:44.879 --> 00:12:45.039 Okay. 00:12:45.279 --> 00:12:50.080 Then I'll add the$20 a day life or insurance. 00:12:50.240 --> 00:12:54.480 Then I'll get their daily rate back up to$30 without them even knowing. 00:12:54.559 --> 00:12:57.759 Before they even showing up to the place, I'd have done that before they even show up. 00:12:57.919 --> 00:13:01.519 And their price is the same or cheaper with the insurance. 00:13:01.679 --> 00:13:03.519 So did they even know they had the insurance? 00:13:03.600 --> 00:13:03.679 Yeah. 00:13:03.919 --> 00:13:04.639 Or you just okay. 00:13:04.879 --> 00:13:07.440 I tell them, I was like, I'm like, here, this is what I got for you, right? 00:13:07.519 --> 00:13:09.519 Your bill was$300 for the week. 00:13:09.679 --> 00:13:14.559 I got you$300 for the week, but I also got the insurance on there, so you're covered. 00:13:14.720 --> 00:13:15.360 Same price. 00:13:15.919 --> 00:13:16.159 No difference.

00:13:16.639 --> 00:13:17.679 Or just a damage waiver. 00:13:17.840 --> 00:13:19.039 Or do you have like all the personal? 00:13:19.440 --> 00:13:21.519 I add as much as I want to get the price the same. 00:13:21.679 --> 00:13:21.919 Right? 00:13:22.000 --> 00:13:25.600 Because I could add as much if it's hired, I start taking some shit off. 00:13:25.840 --> 00:13:30.000 So I'm like, I'll just add like damage waiver or like or roadside assistance. 00:13:30.080 --> 00:13:30.480 You know what I mean? 00:13:30.639 --> 00:13:31.679 So you over there doing math. 00:13:33.519 --> 00:13:34.159 That's$3.90. 00:13:34.240 --> 00:13:35.200 I can take that off. 00:13:36.480 --> 00:13:37.440 I can move this one up though. 00:13:37.519 --> 00:13:38.000 I take this one. 00:13:38.080 --> 00:13:38.480 I got it. 00:13:38.559 --> 00:13:40.799 And if they argue with me, I'll give them a better car. 00:13:41.440 --> 00:13:43.759 Why would they argue with you giving them insurance? 00:13:44.000 --> 00:13:44.799 Because sometimes they do. 00:13:44.879 --> 00:13:45.759 They used to argue with me. 00:13:46.559 --> 00:13:47.519 The price will go. 00:13:47.600 --> 00:13:49.840 I give them, I could save them$75 with the insurance. 00:13:50.000 --> 00:13:50.480 And they still argue. 00:13:50.639 --> 00:13:51.440 They used to argue with you. 00:13:51.519 --> 00:13:52.559 Because they'd be like, I don't really need it. 00:13:52.720 --> 00:13:53.360 I don't want that. 00:13:54.000 --> 00:13:55.039 I'm saving you$75. 00:13:55.440 --> 00:13:58.159 But the thing is, they so dumb that they don't understand how it works. 00:13:58.240 --> 00:14:03.519 So people be like, because I used to work at Enterprise, and like people be like, I got my own insurance. 00:14:03.600 --> 00:14:07.279 I'm like, yeah, but with your insurance, if something happened to this car, you still gotta pay the deductible. 00:14:07.440 --> 00:14:10.000 So if your deductible is a thousand dollars, exactly. 00:14:10.159 --> 00:14:10.960 You still gotta pay for that. 00:14:11.039 --> 00:14:12.320 And they'd be like, nah, nah, I'm good. 00:14:12.399 --> 00:14:13.519 I'm like, you don't understand. 00:14:13.600 --> 00:14:14.720 This is gonna relieve you. 00:14:14.799 --> 00:14:17.279 This is$45 for three days. 00:14:17.360 --> 00:14:20.240 This is gonna relieve you of having to worry about that. 00:14:20.399 --> 00:14:24.000 And we had the car blow up, you just give us the keys and you go home. 00:14:24.159 --> 00:14:24.639 And you go home. 00:14:24.879 --> 00:14:25.279 That is it. 00:14:25.440 --> 00:14:27.200 And then we had, man, it was a crew. 00:14:27.360 --> 00:14:30.159 So a majority of our rentals were insurance rentals. 00:14:30.320 --> 00:14:34.960 So through the week, it was just like they not buying insurance because like they like somebody already hit my car. 00:14:35.120 --> 00:14:37.600 I've already done whatever, I'm not paying for your insurance. 00:14:37.759 --> 00:14:43.600 But then they would have

the weekend specials like Friday through Monday, where you could get a compact car. 00:14:44.000 --> 00:14:48.399 I want to say it was like$9.99 a day for the weekend. 00:14:48.720 --> 00:14:59.200 And every week, it would be 300, 350-pound dudes that would come in trying to get a weekend special on a compact car. 00:14:59.360 --> 00:15:01.600 Take them out to the car, talking about, I can't fit in here. 00:15:01.840 --> 00:15:04.240 Sir, you know, you know damn well you wasn't gonna fit. 00:15:04.320 --> 00:15:05.120 You 500 pounds. 00:15:05.200 --> 00:15:07.200 You know damn well you wasn't gonna fit in that motherfucking car. 00:15:07.360 --> 00:15:10.240 And our compacts was like the Chevy Sonics, like the Fiat. 00:15:10.720 --> 00:15:11.679 Or Honda Fitz. 00:15:11.759 --> 00:15:12.559 I can't fit in there, sir. 00:15:12.639 --> 00:15:14.240 You knew what size you were when you booked the compact. 00:15:14.720 --> 00:15:15.440 You wanted the cheapest red. 00:15:15.840 --> 00:15:16.720 And I wanted to upgrade. 00:15:16.879 --> 00:15:18.000 Them dudes, I don't help. 00:15:18.159 --> 00:15:18.879 You would help? 00:15:18.960 --> 00:15:19.919 Them dudes I don't help. 00:15:20.559 --> 00:15:21.360 Them dudes I don't help. 00:15:21.440 --> 00:15:23.759 I'd be helping the this this is where I used to eat. 00:15:23.919 --> 00:15:25.120 But big bread, bro. 00:15:25.279 --> 00:15:27.919 When people used to book those uh 12-seater vans. 00:15:28.080 --> 00:15:28.480 Oh yeah. 00:15:28.639 --> 00:15:30.559 Them 12-seater vans, because they used to they'll book them all. 00:15:31.759 --> 00:15:35.919 They'll book them online and it'll be like$1,200 just for the van, right? 00:15:36.080 --> 00:15:37.519 So here's what I do for that. 00:15:37.759 --> 00:15:44.720 I go in, I'll see their name, I'll book them, I'll create a reservation for them online, like through my laptop in the house. 00:15:45.919 --> 00:15:47.519 You working off the clock scamming people. 00:15:47.600 --> 00:15:47.919 Yeah, sir. 00:15:48.000 --> 00:15:49.120 I gotta get I gotta get this money. 00:15:49.679 --> 00:15:50.559 Off the clock scammer. 00:15:51.279 --> 00:15:55.440 I'll book them online because if you book them on the computer at work, they'll see that shit. 00:15:55.519 --> 00:15:56.639 And they'll be like, oh, you book this. 00:15:56.720 --> 00:15:57.279 I'm like, nah. 00:15:57.360 --> 00:15:59.600 So I book it online as I'm like if I'm name. 00:16:00.000 --> 00:16:02.080 I see their name, I'll write all that shit down. 00:16:02.320 --> 00:16:05.200 I'll book the same thing, I'll book a compact car. 00:16:05.360 --> 00:16:06.559 You go through so much extra. 00:16:08.320 --> 00:16:10.799 I book a compact car in the they'll have two reservations. 00:16:10.879 --> 00:16:14.320 I'll book a compact car in the name for the same amount, for the same length. 00:16:14.480 --> 00:16:14.639 Yeah. 00:16:14.799 --> 00:16:16.559 And then I'll add all the insurance. 00:16:16.799 --> 00:16:18.320 Because it's way cheaper. 00:16:18.399 --> 00:16:20.399 It'd be like$200 instead of$1,200. 00:16:20.639 --> 00:16:24.559 Then I'll add all the insurance and then I'll upgrade them for like a price. 00:16:24.799 --> 00:16:26.240 Because you get an upgrade commission too. 00:16:26.399 --> 00:16:27.039 Yeah, I get an upgrade. 00:16:27.279 --> 00:16:29.919 I'll upgrade them to the 12-piece of a van. 00:16:32.080 --> 00:16:34.240 So they'll get a 12-passenger van. 00:16:34.399 --> 00:16:35.440 I get all the insurance. 00:16:35.519 --> 00:16:38.720 I get the upgrade for$70,$75 a day. 00:16:39.120 --> 00:16:39.840 All that commission. 00:16:40.399 --> 00:16:42.240 And they'll come to me like, yo, that was a great sale. 00:16:42.639 --> 00:16:44.080 I'm like, hell yeah, no. 00:16:44.559 --> 00:16:45.840 You did more work. 00:16:46.960 --> 00:16:48.240 You did more work. 00:16:49.279 --> 00:16:54.240 You did more work to not do your job than you would do on your regular job. 00:16:54.480 --> 00:16:55.600 You were at home. 00:16:55.759 --> 00:16:56.080 Yeah. 00:16:56.320 --> 00:16:57.919 You were at home pulling shifts. 00:16:59.200 --> 00:17:02.879 Look, my commission checks was like five, six thousand, bro. 00:17:03.440 --> 00:17:04.480 It is college. 00:17:04.559 --> 00:17:05.599 I'm eating. 00:17:05.839 --> 00:17:06.880 I'm eating. 00:17:07.119 --> 00:17:07.920 Yo, bro, you should be. 00:17:09.200 --> 00:17:12.000 If you hadn't gotten caught, you wouldn't have never gotten into comedy. 00:17:12.160 --> 00:17:13.200 You would never move back. 00:17:13.279 --> 00:17:16.240 You would be a regional manager for Hurts right now. 00:17:16.480 --> 00:17:17.599 Yeah, they would have promoted me. 00:17:17.920 --> 00:17:20.000 With your button up in khakis, you would have been somewhere. 00:17:20.079 --> 00:17:21.359 You would be in Indiana or somewhere. 00:17:21.680 --> 00:17:22.880 Uh dog dang. 00:17:23.039 --> 00:17:27.359 Bro, this is how they I don't even know if they was looking, I didn't know they was looking into me. 00:17:29.920 --> 00:17:30.960 I didn't even know. 00:17:31.119 --> 00:17:32.000 I didn't even know, bro. 00:17:32.240 --> 00:17:33.519 You didn't know you were being investigated. 00:17:33.759 --> 00:17:35.279 I I put it on vacation. 00:17:35.359 --> 00:17:37.039 I went to I went to New York. 00:17:38.000 --> 00:17:42.160 I was doing comedy at that time, so I went to New York and did some shows like Broadway Comedy Club, right? 00:17:42.400 --> 00:17:43.359 It was like a year in. 00:17:43.680 --> 00:17:44.240 Broadway. 00:17:44.319 --> 00:17:44.960 We'll talk about that. 00:17:45.119 --> 00:17:48.079 I did Broadway Comedy Club, and then I came back. 00:17:48.480 --> 00:17:51.440 As soon as I came back, I was gonna come back. 00:17:51.519 --> 00:17:52.559 I returned the car the next day. 00:17:52.640 --> 00:17:53.440 I went to my shift. 00:17:53.519 --> 00:17:56.160 Before I even clocked in, the dude was like, Yeah, don't clock in

yet. 00:17:56.319 --> 00:17:57.039 We gotta talk to you. 00:17:57.200 --> 00:17:57.680 We gotta talk to you. 00:17:57.920 --> 00:17:59.119 Come on now, close the door. 00:17:59.279 --> 00:18:03.359 Yeah, and they was like, we heard, we uh we noticed that they pulled up the whole sheet, though. 00:18:03.759 --> 00:18:05.119 Let me talk about these discrepancies. 00:18:05.599 --> 00:18:07.039 Pulled up the whole sheet, man. 00:18:07.279 --> 00:18:09.359 I was like, damn, y'all got me. 00:18:09.920 --> 00:18:10.799 Y'all got me. 00:18:10.880 --> 00:18:11.359 You just gave up. 00:18:11.839 --> 00:18:13.599 Yeah, I was like, listen, dog, y'all got me, bro. 00:18:13.680 --> 00:18:15.519 I was just trying to make some money. 00:18:15.920 --> 00:18:17.279 Everybody in here doing it. 00:18:17.440 --> 00:18:19.279 They say, yeah, we know everybody in here doing it. 00:18:19.440 --> 00:18:20.480 You told them how to do it. 00:18:20.559 --> 00:18:23.599 And I'm like, You know they snitched on you immediately. 00:18:23.680 --> 00:18:24.319 They were like, Mo. 00:18:24.640 --> 00:18:26.960 Someone else got caught, and then they started. 00:18:27.920 --> 00:18:28.480 Oh, bro. 00:18:29.519 --> 00:18:30.400 I'm putting them all in your pocket. 00:18:30.480 --> 00:18:31.599 I'm putting money in your pockets. 00:18:31.759 --> 00:18:32.400 They don't care, bro. 00:18:32.480 --> 00:18:35.039 They just I'm feeding their families. 00:18:35.279 --> 00:18:37.200 I'm just a single college man. 00:18:37.519 --> 00:18:39.440 And they had like families of fives and shit. 00:18:39.519 --> 00:18:40.960 I'm like, I'm feeding y'all families. 00:18:41.200 --> 00:18:42.640 No, they couldn't wait to rat on you, bro. 00:18:42.720 --> 00:18:44.079 You can't get caught. 00:18:44.799 --> 00:18:45.680 You know what I'm saying? 00:18:45.759 --> 00:18:46.720 I went down. 00:18:47.519 --> 00:18:49.519 I went, I walked out with my hair held high, man. 00:18:49.599 --> 00:18:51.119 I was a hero in that place. 00:18:51.440 --> 00:18:54.480 What's the uh what's the worst job you've had? 00:18:57.599 --> 00:18:58.720 Worst job? 00:18:59.599 --> 00:19:01.200 I had some jobs. 00:19:01.440 --> 00:19:02.880 I didn't like auto zone. 00:19:03.440 --> 00:19:04.400 Oh boy. 00:19:05.440 --> 00:19:07.359 You won't put nobody's wipers on. 00:19:07.519 --> 00:19:10.799 No, I was I because that's what they used to, it'd be grown men. 00:19:11.440 --> 00:19:14.640 Grown men coming in there like, yo, man, can you put my battery in? 00:19:14.799 --> 00:19:16.880 I'm like, you 35 years old, bro. 00:19:16.960 --> 00:19:17.920 You a grown ass man. 00:19:18.079 --> 00:19:18.960 You put your own battery. 00:19:19.039 --> 00:19:19.839 I can I can see it. 00:19:19.920 --> 00:19:21.599 The fine ladies, I go and do it. 00:19:21.759 --> 00:19:22.559 That's your mall. 00:19:22.640 --> 00:19:24.160 That's your uh that's your job, Maul. 00:19:24.240 --> 00:19:25.680 Yeah, that's what that's what they used to tell me, bro.

00:19:25.920 --> 00:19:28.400 I need to be ready to smack them because it's your job, man. 00:19:28.640 --> 00:19:30.880 I'm like, you a grown ass man, man. 00:19:31.200 --> 00:19:33.200 I had a woman put my battery in one time. 00:19:33.920 --> 00:19:36.160 So can you put my battery in? 00:19:36.400 --> 00:19:37.200 I tipped her though. 00:19:37.279 --> 00:19:39.039 She was like, they ain't tipped, man. 00:19:39.119 --> 00:19:40.079 I ain't hate that. 00:19:40.880 --> 00:19:47.279 When I did the uh I came in as a that's right after that was a job I had right out I got fired from Avis Budget. 00:19:47.440 --> 00:19:49.920 And I moved back here. 00:19:51.599 --> 00:19:54.799 That was my first job back here in DC auto zone. 00:19:55.200 --> 00:19:57.359 And I had to do like this uh meeting. 00:19:57.920 --> 00:19:59.599 So they hired me as a manager. 00:19:59.759 --> 00:20:01.440 So I was a gray shirt. 00:20:02.160 --> 00:20:03.440 I was a gray shirt. 00:20:03.599 --> 00:20:04.079 Not the red. 00:20:04.400 --> 00:20:05.119 Not the red. 00:20:05.359 --> 00:20:06.400 So that's how they did it. 00:20:06.480 --> 00:20:09.039 They did it, they were very racist in this big meeting. 00:20:09.279 --> 00:20:09.519 Okay. 00:20:09.680 --> 00:20:17.839 So when you go to this big meeting, like a big warehouse in like buoy or something, Bowie, Maryland, they was like, alright, it's a bunch of red shirts and gray shirts in here. 00:20:18.000 --> 00:20:22.640 I want the red shirts to go on this side, and I want the gray shirts to go on that side. 00:20:22.880 --> 00:20:23.279 Right? 00:20:23.519 --> 00:20:30.319 And then during lunch, they was like, we don't want, we want the gray shirts to talk to the gray shirts to get to know each other and the red shirts to talk to the red shirts. 00:20:30.559 --> 00:20:31.279 You feel good, didn't you? 00:20:31.440 --> 00:20:33.359 Yeah, I was on that gray shirt side. 00:20:33.440 --> 00:20:34.880 And a little red shirt trying to walk across. 00:20:34.960 --> 00:20:38.319 I'm like, bro, hey, go back, go over there. 00:20:39.039 --> 00:20:41.920 And they had this weird, but I didn't know auto zone had a chant. 00:20:42.000 --> 00:20:42.880 They had a chant. 00:20:43.200 --> 00:20:45.200 Oh, they're they're trying to get you to drink the Kool-Aid, bro. 00:20:45.279 --> 00:20:46.400 But he spelled it out with their name. 00:20:46.480 --> 00:20:49.119 You had to like, you had to be a cheerleader. 00:20:49.440 --> 00:20:55.200 It was like, A, U, T, Z, E, O, E, Auto God. 00:20:55.759 --> 00:20:56.400 Who did that shit? 00:20:58.000 --> 00:20:59.920 Like, I'm not gonna be here for long, man. 00:21:00.240 --> 00:21:01.839 So that was the worst shot of AutoZone. 00:21:02.000 --> 00:21:02.799 Yeah, I didn't like it. 00:21:02.960 --> 00:21:03.279 Why? 00:21:03.440 --> 00:21:08.799 Just first of all, it was It was a lot of manual labor. 00:21:10.079 --> 00:21:14.000 It was a lot of manual labor, and I couldn't finagle for extra money. 00:21:14.319 --> 00:21:14.880 You know what I mean? 00:21:14.960 --> 00:21:16.799 Like, I couldn't finagle for extra money as a manual. 00:21:16.960 --> 00:21:22.960 Like, I'm putting in, I'm putting headlights, uh, batteries, windshield wipers. 00:21:23.119 --> 00:21:25.519 I'm like, I don't know shit about cars. 00:21:25.839 --> 00:21:26.400 Nothing. 00:21:26.559 --> 00:21:27.920 I'm getting asked a lot of questions. 00:21:28.000 --> 00:21:28.319 I don't know. 00:21:28.480 --> 00:21:29.359 I was making shit up. 00:21:29.599 --> 00:21:30.720 That's what you gotta do. 00:21:30.960 --> 00:21:31.920 I would just line to people. 00:21:32.160 --> 00:21:32.880 Fake it till you make it. 00:21:33.039 --> 00:21:34.480 I was just lying to people, bro. 00:21:34.640 --> 00:21:36.160 Then you had to do those planograms. 00:21:36.240 --> 00:21:38.079 I don't know if you ever worked a retail store. 00:21:38.240 --> 00:21:39.599 I mean, I worked at a sprint retail store. 00:21:39.839 --> 00:21:40.960 You had to do like the planograms. 00:21:41.200 --> 00:21:42.400 Oh, I just like a story about that. 00:21:42.799 --> 00:21:48.160 Listen, you gotta take down this whole shelf to reimagine it to like the way they want it now. 00:21:48.240 --> 00:21:50.720 But I'm like, the way it is, is fine. 00:21:50.880 --> 00:21:52.240 No, but that stuff expired. 00:21:52.400 --> 00:21:55.839 But they had to take this whole thing down and then they gotta do it again. 00:21:56.079 --> 00:21:58.079 The trucks come, I had to manage. 00:21:58.400 --> 00:21:59.279 It was in the hood, too. 00:21:59.359 --> 00:22:04.400 It was all the In the hood, so I had to manage hood rats who can't know who boyfriends will come in. 00:22:05.039 --> 00:22:07.599 Fucking like boyfriend come in arguing with her. 00:22:07.680 --> 00:22:09.039 I'm like, what am I supposed to do with that? 00:22:09.119 --> 00:22:11.839 I'm supposed to manage this girl getting beat up by her boyfriend. 00:22:11.920 --> 00:22:12.400 Like I can't. 00:22:12.559 --> 00:22:14.079 What am I supposed to do about this? 00:22:14.319 --> 00:22:14.960 You know what I'm saying? 00:22:15.119 --> 00:22:16.960 Money missing from the hash register. 00:22:17.039 --> 00:22:18.079 Like, I know who stole it. 00:22:18.400 --> 00:22:19.599 I'm not trying to say nothing. 00:22:19.759 --> 00:22:21.279 I'm not trying to be a snitch, boss. 00:22:21.359 --> 00:22:21.920 You know what I mean? 00:22:22.079 --> 00:22:22.240 Bro. 00:22:22.880 --> 00:22:25.039 And then the manager above me, he was a hood rat. 00:22:25.200 --> 00:22:27.759 The dude who managed all the managers was a hood rat. 00:22:28.000 --> 00:22:29.680 All he cared about was his hellcat. 00:22:30.160 --> 00:22:31.519 And if it was working that day. 00:22:31.759 --> 00:22:32.559 And he's getting parts. 00:22:33.119 --> 00:22:35.440 Yeah, he's just walking in a shisty. 00:22:35.759 --> 00:22:37.039 He got that job to get parts. 00:22:37.200 --> 00:22:38.240 Bro, that's a funny.

00:22:38.400 --> 00:22:39.039 That's funny. 00:22:39.119 --> 00:22:42.319 I've I um interviewed for a part-time job. 00:22:42.480 --> 00:22:46.319 I think this was probably like 2000, it was probably 2020 during the pandemic. 00:22:46.480 --> 00:22:49.519 I was working at the airport for an Enterprise. 00:22:49.920 --> 00:22:53.920 It wasn't Enterprise, but it was like a knockoff enterprise or something. 00:22:54.000 --> 00:22:59.440 Anyway, long story short, I was a person that would just move the car from the garage to the car wash. 00:22:59.519 --> 00:23:01.440 They wash the car, I bring it back. 00:23:02.000 --> 00:23:04.319 So I go on the interview, but I dress up. 00:23:04.400 --> 00:23:08.319 You talked about this on your thing, the you talked about this on your um Instagram the other day. 00:23:08.400 --> 00:23:09.119 You know, you dress up. 00:23:10.319 --> 00:23:10.880 So I go in there. 00:23:11.599 --> 00:23:12.480 I made myself presentable. 00:23:12.559 --> 00:23:14.559 I got on button up, some slats, you know what I'm saying? 00:23:14.880 --> 00:23:15.519 Looking stupid. 00:23:15.680 --> 00:23:20.240 And a nigga with a Chicago Bulls hat comes out looking stupid. 00:23:20.559 --> 00:23:24.079 Nigga with a Chicago Bulls hat comes out to interview me. 00:23:26.160 --> 00:23:26.480 Bro. 00:23:27.839 --> 00:23:32.400 So, bro, like the only way you weren't getting hired is if you had something on your driver record. 00:23:32.559 --> 00:23:37.920 So I get hired, and my supervisor is a nigga named Howard. 00:23:38.720 --> 00:23:41.359 Big, big fat black dude. 00:23:41.680 --> 00:23:42.799 Couldn't nobody stand him. 00:23:42.880 --> 00:23:44.559 They everybody just talking shit about Howard. 00:23:44.640 --> 00:23:45.519 I can't stand Howard. 00:23:45.599 --> 00:23:46.559 I can't stand Howard. 00:23:46.640 --> 00:23:47.839 But they all lazy, bro. 00:23:47.920 --> 00:23:51.519 They too lazy to walk to the car, drive the car, and get like everyone. 00:23:51.599 --> 00:23:54.640 Like, I'm like, bro, everyone should be a superstar at this job. 00:23:54.720 --> 00:23:55.519 It's so easy. 00:23:55.759 --> 00:23:58.559 Howard talk about, damn, you seem like you catch on pretty quick. 00:23:58.640 --> 00:24:00.799 I said, Nick, all I'm doing is moving cars. 00:24:03.039 --> 00:24:04.480 What is there to catch on to? 00:24:05.279 --> 00:24:07.839 Like, what's there to catch on to? 00:24:08.079 --> 00:24:09.440 This is easy. 00:24:09.839 --> 00:24:12.160 So uh, but yeah, that wasn't the worst job. 00:24:12.240 --> 00:24:22.559 The worst job I've ever had, which I talked about too, was I did so I had a few, like, I won't say this is the worst job because it taught me a lot, but like working for my dad through like high school and stuff, doing construction. 00:24:23.279 --> 00:24:24.000 No, construction. 00:24:24.160 --> 00:24:31.200 He has on concrete business, so it's like 95 degrees out, hot manual labor. 00:24:31.359 --> 00:24:36.559 I would go back

to school every year looking like a foreign exchange student from just getting toasted by the sun. 00:24:36.640 --> 00:24:38.160 I would go back black as shit. 00:24:38.559 --> 00:24:40.480 You left the purple, you used to wear purple? 00:24:41.440 --> 00:24:43.839 I got more like red, but you couldn't even see my beard. 00:24:43.920 --> 00:24:44.880 You know what I'm saying? 00:24:45.119 --> 00:24:46.079 So that was working. 00:24:46.160 --> 00:24:53.519 But the only thing like working with your dad, anything that happens on a job site that goes wrong was my fault. 00:24:55.519 --> 00:24:56.799 It was always my fault. 00:24:56.880 --> 00:24:58.400 I didn't even have to be there. 00:24:58.559 --> 00:24:59.759 I could be off. 00:25:00.160 --> 00:25:01.920 Somebody hit somebody in a truck or something. 00:25:02.079 --> 00:25:02.960 Like, well, what happened? 00:25:03.039 --> 00:25:03.680 I wasn't even working. 00:25:03.759 --> 00:25:05.119 Well, you should have known that it was gonna happen. 00:25:05.200 --> 00:25:06.559 You should have called him and told him. 00:25:07.279 --> 00:25:11.759 Working with your dad, is it weird when you're off and he he's on? 00:25:12.000 --> 00:25:14.240 Well, the thing is, I was I was never really off. 00:25:14.400 --> 00:25:19.680 Because like like it won't really no sick days or my dad's like a hard ass. 00:25:19.759 --> 00:25:21.279 Like, get it, get it out the mud. 00:25:21.680 --> 00:25:23.119 Which he did. 00:25:23.200 --> 00:25:28.640 I mean, he made a life for himself off of a high school degree, you know, making really good money. 00:25:28.880 --> 00:25:32.000 Oh yeah, you know, my dad high school degree, yeah. 00:25:32.079 --> 00:25:33.759 Like but he didn't make a life for himself, yeah. 00:25:33.920 --> 00:25:38.640 So he made a life for himself, like super well, very well respected in the community and stuff, both parents. 00:25:38.799 --> 00:25:43.200 But you know, so like that was like, you know, so it taught me a whole lot, but I used to hate it. 00:25:43.519 --> 00:25:44.880 I used to hate it. 00:25:44.960 --> 00:25:51.519 And my dad's like uh, you gotta do this this way, you gotta do this, this, this, or it's wrong. 00:25:51.599 --> 00:25:54.480 And I'm like, Well, I'm good at this. 00:25:55.440 --> 00:25:56.799 Well, you gotta know how to do this. 00:25:56.880 --> 00:26:00.000 Well, well, but what can I just keep doing this? 00:26:00.160 --> 00:26:02.960 Yeah, but like what if hear me out now? 00:26:03.440 --> 00:26:04.960 Hear me out, what if? 00:26:05.359 --> 00:26:10.400 Um, that so that was that was an experience, but you know, I grew to not mind it. 00:26:10.880 --> 00:26:11.279 Uh-huh. 00:26:11.519 --> 00:26:14.319 But doing door to door in New York, that was a wild experience. 00:26:14.559 --> 00:26:16.960 I did door to door in Providence, Rhode Island. 00:26:17.039 --> 00:26:18.240 Yeah, I was in New York. 00:26:19.359 --> 00:26:20.319 Yeah, I did that shit. 00:26:20.880 --> 00:26:25.839

So, but uh, I I went into the interview and I was like, Yeah, I don't want to do this. 00:26:26.000 --> 00:26:29.839 Because I had done door to door in Houston, I didn't like that. 00:26:29.920 --> 00:26:33.440 And then this was door to door, and he was like, Listen, mate, I'm gonna give you a paycheck. 00:26:33.519 --> 00:26:34.480 Come out for a week, try it. 00:26:34.559 --> 00:26:35.920 If you don't like it, you know I'll pay you. 00:26:36.000 --> 00:26:36.880 And you're going your way. 00:26:37.119 --> 00:26:39.039 Second day on the job, he's like, You got your passport? 00:26:39.119 --> 00:26:41.519 We're going to headquarters in Manchester, you want to go? 00:26:42.799 --> 00:26:45.839 So I'm on a plane to Manchester, like two days in. 00:26:46.079 --> 00:26:50.000 We go to Manchester, we're going to a rally in Liverpool. 00:26:50.160 --> 00:26:55.440 And this rally is just like people from around the globe, and they're just talking about how much money they've made. 00:26:55.519 --> 00:26:56.640 So this person made this much money. 00:26:56.720 --> 00:26:57.759 It's a pyramid scheme. 00:26:57.839 --> 00:26:58.240 I understand. 00:26:58.400 --> 00:26:59.759 Yeah, this person made this much money. 00:26:59.839 --> 00:27:00.880 I'm out there chilling, bro. 00:27:00.960 --> 00:27:02.000 Like, I'm living a good life. 00:27:02.079 --> 00:27:03.279 I'm beating big wigs and stuff. 00:27:03.680 --> 00:27:04.960 You meant to quit when you get back. 00:27:05.119 --> 00:27:06.559 No, I didn't, so I quit. 00:27:06.720 --> 00:27:10.720 We went on a road trip to Albany, and there was a blizzard. 00:27:10.960 --> 00:27:14.799 It was like six, seven inches of snow, and they were like, get out there, let's get in the field. 00:27:14.960 --> 00:27:17.279 So I'm traipsing around in my timberlands. 00:27:17.920 --> 00:27:23.440 So what I was selling, different agencies or subsidiaries sold different stuff. 00:27:23.519 --> 00:27:26.240 So mine was World Society for Protection of Animals. 00:27:26.480 --> 00:27:33.279 So I was basically showing up on people's doorstep being like, hey, no, you didn't plan on saving the animals today, but here's your chance. 00:27:34.000 --> 00:27:39.359 And then it was like, I don't know if you know it, but they got these bears in whatever country, and they make them play hockey. 00:27:39.599 --> 00:27:42.480 So it's like YouTube videos of bears playing hockey. 00:27:42.559 --> 00:27:51.119 And you show these people, I was showing talk to that, and then I remember I was like smoking Newport Reds, like in New York, like$13 a pack. 00:27:51.200 --> 00:27:53.039 And they were like, if you sell two a day, you're doing good. 00:27:53.200 --> 00:27:55.279 You're gonna have a good life for yourself, two a day. 00:27:55.440 --> 00:28:01.839 But I mean, it was getting you knocking 100-150 doors a day, most slamming doors. 00:28:01.920 --> 00:28:06.960 Some people would invite me in for a beer, and it was a Friday night, it was like 8 30. 00:28:07.119 --> 00:28:08.400 I'd already sold one. 00:28:08.480 --> 00:28:09.680 I knocked this woman's door. 00:28:09.839 --> 00:28:11.359 She's like, Oh my gosh, come in. 00:28:11.519 --> 00:28:12.160 She signed up. 00:28:12.240 --> 00:28:13.039 I gotta sign her up. 00:28:13.119 --> 00:28:14.319 I was like, what made you buy today? 00:28:14.400 --> 00:28:16.559 She was like, she starts crying. 00:28:16.880 --> 00:28:18.319 She starts crying, bro. 00:28:18.400 --> 00:28:22.160 She's like, my pet just died, and it's great what you're doing. 00:28:22.400 --> 00:28:23.200 Sign here. 00:28:24.880 --> 00:28:25.519 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:28:25.599 --> 00:28:26.720 Just sign right there with you. 00:28:27.680 --> 00:28:28.319 Keep talking. 00:28:28.559 --> 00:28:31.440 So that was that was probably the worst job. 00:28:31.599 --> 00:28:33.039 That was probably the worst job that I had. 00:28:33.119 --> 00:28:35.759 But I mean, it was it was a good experience because I got to go to UK. 00:28:35.839 --> 00:28:38.079 Oh, and I got the I had to go out in the field in UK. 00:28:38.480 --> 00:28:39.599 We went out with a rep there. 00:28:39.680 --> 00:28:41.279 I went out with this dude named Wasseen. 00:28:41.440 --> 00:28:43.839 He was he was doing his for Red Cross. 00:28:44.079 --> 00:28:45.200 Much easier to sell. 00:28:45.359 --> 00:28:46.720 So we go to five doors. 00:28:46.799 --> 00:28:47.519 He sold three of them. 00:28:47.599 --> 00:28:49.359 He was like, yo, let's go to the mall. 00:28:49.920 --> 00:28:50.480 Done. 00:28:50.799 --> 00:28:53.680 Went to the mall, went to Old Trafford, got to see that stadium. 00:28:53.839 --> 00:28:55.279 But it was a wild time, man. 00:28:55.359 --> 00:28:59.359 And then I had a friend from grad school that moved to New York, so I got him signed up for the job too. 00:29:01.279 --> 00:29:10.240 We were out there together, just I I was so many sales, I I had so many sales jobs, but I ne I always found the lupo. 00:29:10.960 --> 00:29:13.759 I never I never just done the sale. 00:29:14.000 --> 00:29:17.680 You were one slip up away from having a completely different life, Jamal. 00:29:19.279 --> 00:29:25.359 You were one slip up away from like going away for two, three years and coming back. 00:29:25.680 --> 00:29:27.039 I used to work so less. 00:29:27.279 --> 00:29:33.200 Because I used to I used to sell, bro, I used to sell Cox Cable inside of Walmart. 00:29:33.440 --> 00:29:34.319 Oh, bro, that's the worst. 00:29:34.400 --> 00:29:35.759 I see them people table. 00:29:35.839 --> 00:29:36.160 Oh, bro. 00:29:36.319 --> 00:29:37.759 Improvidence is sell that shit. 00:29:37.920 --> 00:29:39.519 Before you tell me that story, tell me that story. 00:29:39.599 --> 00:29:42.400 But this was recently, this was in the last six months. 00:29:42.559 --> 00:29:45.359 I go in, we in Target. 00:29:45.920 --> 00:29:47.440 Black dude come up to me. 00:29:47.519 --> 00:29:49.839 I have my Travis Scott's on, he's so we start

talking about sneakers. 00:29:49.920 --> 00:29:51.039 I'm like, oh they get you. 00:29:51.279 --> 00:29:52.319 Oh, you got phone service? 00:29:52.480 --> 00:29:53.119 T-Mobile? 00:29:53.440 --> 00:29:55.119 Oh yeah, I can get you cheaper than that. 00:29:55.279 --> 00:29:57.279 So I'm talking, I'm just entertaining him. 00:29:57.680 --> 00:29:58.960 I'm just entertaining him. 00:29:59.119 --> 00:30:01.599 But I've given him some information and stuff like that. 00:30:01.680 --> 00:30:05.119 And then like you get to the end, and I'm like, bro, I'm not, I'm like, I'm not gonna switch right now. 00:30:05.200 --> 00:30:09.279 I was like, I'm just I was like, I'm I've done sales, I'm in sales, you know, I'll hear you out. 00:30:09.599 --> 00:30:14.640 I get home the next day, I got an email the next morning from ATT talking about welcome. 00:30:18.160 --> 00:30:22.640 I was like, sir, absolutely not. 00:30:23.839 --> 00:30:26.640 But you can go to your story now, but that just made me remember that. 00:30:31.680 --> 00:30:33.279 They kicked me out of that Walmart. 00:30:34.000 --> 00:30:36.319 I used to get these niggas down. 00:30:42.079 --> 00:30:44.480 It was me and this old dude. 00:30:44.720 --> 00:30:45.839 We used to stay in there. 00:30:46.000 --> 00:30:49.279 This old dude was so mad because he was he was trying to make sales the honest way. 00:30:49.599 --> 00:30:51.440 Like he was telling the truth and nothing but the truth. 00:30:51.599 --> 00:30:54.319 I'm like, you I'm told, I'm like, you're not gonna make no sales, tell the truth, bro. 00:30:54.400 --> 00:30:56.079 You gotta lie to you, motherfuckers. 00:30:57.279 --> 00:31:02.319 Because the sale was like, say you got internet$50 a month, right? 00:31:02.400 --> 00:31:03.359 It was two years. 00:31:03.519 --> 00:31:06.559 After two years, that shit jumped to like$160, right? 00:31:06.720 --> 00:31:10.079 I he used to have a placemat with the price check at the bottom. 00:31:10.319 --> 00:31:11.519 Letting them know that it was gonna change. 00:31:11.759 --> 00:31:12.720 Letting them know it was gonna change. 00:31:12.799 --> 00:31:13.920 I cut that shit off. 00:31:19.359 --> 00:31:20.319 I cut that shit off. 00:31:20.559 --> 00:31:21.599 I'm glad I was never worried. 00:31:21.759 --> 00:31:22.640 I'll be so mad. 00:31:22.799 --> 00:31:23.839 I cut that shit off. 00:31:23.920 --> 00:31:26.000 Because once they got installed, you got your money. 00:31:26.160 --> 00:31:28.640 So that's all you had to do is get a quick install date. 00:31:28.720 --> 00:31:32.880 Instead of going like, yeah, I'll get installed in two weeks, so they can call Cox and try to do that reason. 00:31:33.039 --> 00:31:34.480 Nah, you get that shit next day. 00:31:34.640 --> 00:31:37.119 I used to get, I used to make so much sales, right? 00:31:37.519 --> 00:31:39.119 Lying to these motherfuckers. 00:31:39.359 --> 00:31:42.559 And then on my day off, like, he was there by himself. 00:31:42.640 --> 00:31:50.240 They

used to come, the customers used to come looking for me, yelling at him, like, yo, he told me it was 60 bucks a month. 00:31:50.319 --> 00:31:55.759 I called Cox, it was$95 a month, and I already signed up, they already installed it. 00:31:55.839 --> 00:31:57.440 I'm like, they already installed it? 00:31:58.079 --> 00:31:59.920 I fucked that Walmart up, they switched me. 00:32:00.319 --> 00:32:01.119 There's the thing. 00:32:01.440 --> 00:32:03.920 Cox was getting so much money from me. 00:32:04.079 --> 00:32:04.400 Right. 00:32:04.559 --> 00:32:05.440 They didn't fire me. 00:32:05.519 --> 00:32:06.480 They were like, we moved each other. 00:32:06.720 --> 00:32:07.680 They moved me to another Walmart. 00:32:08.079 --> 00:32:08.880 Friendlier territory. 00:32:09.200 --> 00:32:11.680 We just that Walmart up. 00:32:11.920 --> 00:32:13.279 Bro, I got a homeboy. 00:32:13.519 --> 00:32:14.720 I got a homeboy like that. 00:32:14.799 --> 00:32:16.319 I used to work with him at Sprint. 00:32:16.720 --> 00:32:20.559 And uh I ain't gonna say his name, but I ain't gonna say his name. 00:32:20.720 --> 00:32:27.440 But he used to live in Syracuse, and in Syracuse he was selling drugs, but he was moving phones like they were drugs, man. 00:32:27.519 --> 00:32:34.240 This nigga would have like cell phones in the back of his car, selling them from the trunk, signing people up for the service. 00:32:34.319 --> 00:32:36.079 I'm like, bro, how you listen, T. 00:32:36.400 --> 00:32:37.839 This is what you gotta do, T. 00:32:38.559 --> 00:32:39.680 This is what you gotta do. 00:32:39.759 --> 00:32:42.000 And I was just like, all right, man. 00:32:42.240 --> 00:32:44.640 Some people just they got that hustle gene, bro. 00:32:46.079 --> 00:32:47.599 I always follow people. 00:32:48.640 --> 00:32:52.400 People like, cause they because going up to them, like, hey, you looking for Cox Cable? 00:32:52.559 --> 00:32:53.440 Never worked. 00:32:53.759 --> 00:32:57.440 So they used to go, hey, do you know where like the Pop Tarts are? 00:32:57.680 --> 00:33:00.880 I'm like, yeah, I can show you what a Pop Tarts are, and I walk them over to the Pop Tarts. 00:33:01.200 --> 00:33:03.599 And you just wiggle that way into Cox Cable. 00:33:03.680 --> 00:33:07.039 Like, speaking of Pop Tarts, you buying Pop Tarts must mean you got some kids. 00:33:11.920 --> 00:33:14.480 But you got a family, because hey yeah. 00:33:14.720 --> 00:33:16.160 So, you know, what your kids watching? 00:33:16.240 --> 00:33:20.160 We got a nice little kid package, and then come back over to the table. 00:33:20.319 --> 00:33:21.519 You got that hustle gene, bro. 00:33:21.839 --> 00:33:24.400 I was fucking, I was making some man, I was making so much commission. 00:33:24.960 --> 00:33:27.519 Call it for fun, because I used to have these commission-based jobs. 00:33:27.680 --> 00:33:30.079 I was making so much money off commission during these jobs. 00:33:30.240 --> 00:33:30.400 Bro. 00:33:30.960 --> 00:33:35.680 I used to get fired, and I start selling video games inside the wall inside the mall. 00:33:36.000 --> 00:33:36.880 So you found another. 00:33:37.039 --> 00:33:37.680 That's the thing, bro. 00:33:38.000 --> 00:33:40.559 I used to I used to buy the video game with like little gift cards. 00:33:40.720 --> 00:33:40.960 Yeah. 00:33:41.119 --> 00:33:41.279 Right. 00:33:41.440 --> 00:33:43.759 Oh, you you told, tell me the story again. 00:33:43.920 --> 00:33:47.359 I used to buy video games for the in the gift card. 00:33:47.440 --> 00:33:51.920 And I used to buy gift cards, and then I'll buy it, because no one's buying that shit, so I'll buy it. 00:33:52.000 --> 00:33:54.000 All right, and then I'll get the commission. 00:33:55.039 --> 00:33:59.599 The video game's like$10, I'll buy a gift card, like$25, and I'll buy like 10 of them bitches. 00:34:00.160 --> 00:34:02.720 Then I'll just give them out to people, like families or whoever the fuck I'll make. 00:34:02.880 --> 00:34:03.680 So you just make them. 00:34:03.920 --> 00:34:05.279 And then I'll get the commission back. 00:34:05.519 --> 00:34:06.400 I'll do like the difference. 00:34:06.480 --> 00:34:07.119 You know what I'm talking about? 00:34:07.359 --> 00:34:12.400 Like you spend like$50 on gift cards, but then they'll get for selling them, you get a commission on like$1,000. 00:34:12.960 --> 00:34:15.199 So I only spent$50 and I made$1,000. 00:34:15.440 --> 00:34:17.280 So I'm like, alright, I'm gonna keep doing this. 00:34:17.519 --> 00:34:19.840 But I used to never, they need to catch on to me. 00:34:20.079 --> 00:34:24.800 Only reason they fired me because for time card fraud, because I never showed up on Sundays. 00:34:25.119 --> 00:34:29.119 You just I was at I took the laptop to be logged into inside the little kiosk. 00:34:29.199 --> 00:34:34.800 I used to take that laptop, go home on Sundays, log in, click, I'm here. 00:34:34.960 --> 00:34:41.039 I'm chilling on a Sunday playing video games, nigga text me, like, yo, I'm in the mall, where you at, trying to go to lunch. 00:34:41.599 --> 00:34:43.360 You you were one bit step away, bro. 00:34:43.840 --> 00:34:44.320 Oh shit. 00:34:44.400 --> 00:34:47.840 Now I'm I'm like, yeah, I'm in Target right now, walking around, looking at stuff. 00:34:47.920 --> 00:34:48.400 I'll be right there. 00:34:48.480 --> 00:34:54.239 I fucking ordered the Uber, fucking got up there, and that nigga he working at the smoothie store ratted on me. 00:34:54.400 --> 00:34:55.119 Yeah, he ain't over. 00:34:55.599 --> 00:34:56.880 I ain't never seen him on a Sunday. 00:34:57.440 --> 00:35:00.719 He's like, yeah, he never the dude over there told me you never here on a Sunday. 00:35:00.880 --> 00:35:03.920 And then they checked the cameras and like, yeah, man, you never here on Sunday. 00:35:04.000 --> 00:35:04.960 We're gonna have to let you go. 00:35:05.599 --> 00:35:06.719 Did this nigga follow me? 00:35:06.800 --> 00:35:10.239 This motherfucker

followed me on Instagram after doing comedy. 00:35:10.320 --> 00:35:13.280 And like, yo, man, see you doing comedy, big ups, bro. 00:35:13.440 --> 00:35:14.960 I'm like, nah, nigga, you fired me. 00:35:15.199 --> 00:35:16.000 After you let me go. 00:35:16.159 --> 00:35:17.199 You fire me. 00:35:17.360 --> 00:35:21.199 Yeah, work world, work world, the work world is wild, bro. 00:35:21.360 --> 00:35:22.719 Yeah, that's why it's new. 00:35:22.960 --> 00:35:24.320 Comedy was for me. 00:35:24.559 --> 00:35:28.159 Because I'm like, I keep meaning and nothing. 00:35:28.400 --> 00:35:29.519 I can't find I can't. 00:35:29.679 --> 00:35:33.280 If it's money involved, I'm gonna try to find a way to make more. 00:35:33.519 --> 00:35:43.440 And that's when that's what I feel like why I always come back to comedy because every time I go and do something else, it's like, even when I cut it off when I had my last job, I was like, I'm gonna focus on this. 00:35:43.519 --> 00:35:44.079 You know what I'm saying? 00:35:44.159 --> 00:35:45.199 I'm gonna try to make this money. 00:35:45.280 --> 00:35:51.039 But it's just like I be in there, like, man, I don't give a fuck about any of this, man. 00:35:51.280 --> 00:35:52.320 Like, I don't care. 00:35:52.400 --> 00:35:55.199 I'm like, I'm making y'all rich, but y'all don't care about me. 00:35:55.440 --> 00:35:56.159 I care about me. 00:35:56.320 --> 00:35:57.199 I never man. 00:35:57.280 --> 00:35:58.480 This is my last job, though. 00:35:58.639 --> 00:36:01.119 I I I said that to myself, I wrote it down. 00:36:01.280 --> 00:36:02.719 I'm like, this is my last job. 00:36:03.039 --> 00:36:03.519 You're gonna make it. 00:36:03.679 --> 00:36:04.480 I'm like, this is it. 00:36:04.559 --> 00:36:06.159 And I'm gonna ride them coattails. 00:36:06.239 --> 00:36:07.199 So I'm done. 00:36:07.360 --> 00:36:09.840 When Jamal starts headlining, I'm going on. 00:36:10.000 --> 00:36:11.599 That's the only reason I came back to comedy. 00:36:11.920 --> 00:36:15.360 I was like, I came back to comedy to feature for Jamal Russell, and I'm happy. 00:36:15.440 --> 00:36:16.239 I'm gonna be content. 00:36:16.400 --> 00:36:17.119 I'm like, that's it. 00:36:17.440 --> 00:36:18.079 I'm gonna be content. 00:36:18.159 --> 00:36:23.599 I'm gonna do my two, three DC rooms, post some clips, and go on the road with Jamal. 00:36:24.400 --> 00:36:24.960 Listen, man. 00:36:25.119 --> 00:36:26.639 And have people mad at me. 00:36:28.079 --> 00:36:28.559 Nah, man. 00:36:28.639 --> 00:36:32.079 You can't do that because then everybody who be giving me rhythms never give me rhiz no more, man. 00:36:32.719 --> 00:36:33.360 Nah, bro. 00:36:33.440 --> 00:36:34.880 I'm this is what we're doing. 00:36:34.960 --> 00:36:35.679 That's my plan. 00:36:35.840 --> 00:36:37.679 You got your plan, I got my plan. 00:36:38.639 --> 00:36:39.440 That's my plan, man. 00:36:39.519 --> 00:36:40.480 I can't work no more, man. 00:36:40.639 --> 00:36:40.960 That's my plan. 00:36:41.039 --> 00:36:43.440 I'm like, yep, I'm riding, I'm riding Jamal's coattails. 00:36:44.159 --> 00:36:45.199 Head it out. 00:36:45.519 --> 00:36:47.280 Comedy is the mission for me. 00:36:47.440 --> 00:36:48.960 And I'm almost, I feel it. 00:36:49.280 --> 00:36:51.199 I feel like I'm I'm like I'm like this. 00:36:51.679 --> 00:36:53.360 Well, you you are killing it, bro. 00:36:53.519 --> 00:36:54.559 I feel like I'm this close. 00:36:54.639 --> 00:36:56.400 I'm not like super close, but I'm like, yeah. 00:36:56.639 --> 00:36:57.199 You killing it. 00:36:57.440 --> 00:36:58.159 I'm almost dead. 00:36:58.320 --> 00:36:58.960 That's the thing. 00:36:59.119 --> 00:37:06.880 That's the thing about comedy though, because I feel like I feel like probably from like 2017 to 2019, that's how I felt. 00:37:07.119 --> 00:37:09.039 You look like that's how I felt, bro. 00:37:09.119 --> 00:37:17.119 Like I was like, because remember I got into the San Francisco comedy competition, which isn't as big now as it used to be, but it's still a prestigious like festival. 00:37:17.280 --> 00:37:18.639 And I mean, I'm out there. 00:37:18.880 --> 00:37:21.679 Everybody else on that festival was a headliner. 00:37:21.920 --> 00:37:23.039 I'm like a headliner. 00:37:23.119 --> 00:37:25.280 I'm like, I'm not even top dude in my scene. 00:37:25.440 --> 00:37:26.320 You feel what I'm saying? 00:37:26.559 --> 00:37:27.440 I'm not here though. 00:37:27.679 --> 00:37:29.039 I'm not even the top dude in my scene. 00:37:29.119 --> 00:37:30.719 If I'm in this competition, so I feel like that. 00:37:30.800 --> 00:37:37.119 I was getting more festivals, and I feel like I was like, I was alright, something's gonna happen, something gonna happen, something, and then nothing never happened, and I was like, what the f- What am I doing? 00:37:37.360 --> 00:37:39.360 Like, what am I doing? 00:37:39.519 --> 00:37:46.239 It's like, it's like, all right, I'm getting in these festivals, I'll do it all this stuff, and then I get back to the home clubs for 11:30 show, like, I got you 13. 00:37:46.559 --> 00:37:47.599 Oh my god. 00:37:48.000 --> 00:37:49.920 The disrespect on your name, man. 00:37:50.159 --> 00:37:50.480 Oh my god. 00:37:50.800 --> 00:37:52.400 You just can't you just came back. 00:37:52.639 --> 00:37:58.400 Because now it's run by like mostly new comics. 00:37:58.480 --> 00:37:58.719 Yeah. 00:37:58.880 --> 00:37:59.119 Right? 00:37:59.280 --> 00:38:02.159 And they're all kumbaya friends type of shit. 00:38:02.320 --> 00:38:02.800 Yeah. 00:38:03.039 --> 00:38:07.119 So if you try to go, like, say I go to a spot, right? 00:38:07.440 --> 00:38:13.360 Everything I've done, credits that I have, I can go to a spot and they won't bump anybody. 00:38:13.519 --> 00:38:14.400 Yeah, you just gotta go up. 00:38:14.559 --> 00:38:17.199 And I'm sitting there like, yo, man, can I get can I get some time, right? 00:38:17.280 --> 00:38:19.599 And they'll be like, yeah, but you uh we'll

see. 00:38:19.679 --> 00:38:23.760 Because maybe we got someone coming in who's not here. 00:38:23.840 --> 00:38:25.760 And then they'll tell me this person who's coming in. 00:38:25.920 --> 00:38:27.599 I'm like, well, that motherfucker's shit. 00:38:27.840 --> 00:38:29.039 So why are we waiting for him? 00:38:29.440 --> 00:38:30.719 They couldn't just have me go up. 00:38:30.880 --> 00:38:31.360 They don't know. 00:38:31.440 --> 00:38:35.119 But then they'll be like, oh no, man, because we have this state, we don't really want to bump him. 00:38:35.199 --> 00:38:36.559 He did sign up ahead of time. 00:38:37.280 --> 00:38:40.800 But I'm in my head, but I'm like, but I'm here. 00:38:41.039 --> 00:38:45.760 I don't want to be that type of that dude, but I'm like, but I'm but even here, you know what I mean? 00:38:46.000 --> 00:38:51.039 Even like uh, even like coming back out, it's just like you said, like a lot of a lot of newer people don't know me. 00:38:51.199 --> 00:38:53.920 Not that I'm not that I'm anybody, you know what I'm saying? 00:38:54.000 --> 00:38:55.920 But it's just also like I'm funny. 00:38:56.320 --> 00:38:59.920 Like I've always been funny, like I've always been in these rooms. 00:39:00.000 --> 00:39:03.920 So even like last night, I feel like I went after you because no one else wanted to follow you. 00:39:04.239 --> 00:39:05.840 So like we're gonna put you after Jabal. 00:39:05.920 --> 00:39:06.719 And I'm like, all right. 00:39:07.519 --> 00:39:08.800 They gave me extra time. 00:39:08.960 --> 00:39:10.079 I did eight minutes there. 00:39:10.239 --> 00:39:11.119 I was like, all right. 00:39:11.280 --> 00:39:12.159 Yeah, you know what I'm saying? 00:39:12.320 --> 00:39:12.960 That's how I went last week. 00:39:13.039 --> 00:39:14.880 They were like, we'll put you at the end, so give you some extra time. 00:39:14.960 --> 00:39:16.400 I was like, oh, y'all still respect me a little bit. 00:39:16.639 --> 00:39:17.199 That's what you're doing. 00:39:17.440 --> 00:39:18.079 That's just true. 00:39:18.239 --> 00:39:18.480 Yeah. 00:39:18.639 --> 00:39:26.880 They might not have a bump rule, but when they do give you time and they think you're like funny or somebody, they'll just be like, all right, instead of five minutes, they'd be like, all right, you can do 10. 00:39:26.960 --> 00:39:29.760 Yeah, because I looked at my phone, I was like, oh, I did eight minutes. 00:39:29.840 --> 00:39:30.800 I did eight minutes of new. 00:39:32.320 --> 00:39:32.880 Thank you, sir. 00:39:32.960 --> 00:39:33.599 You know what I'm saying? 00:39:34.239 --> 00:39:36.400 Because now that's how I finagle it now. 00:39:36.559 --> 00:39:39.920 It's like, since everybody's all kumbaya, nice, they don't really want. 00:39:40.239 --> 00:39:42.079 I'm still mean to some of them, right? 00:39:42.159 --> 00:39:43.119 I'm still an asshole. 00:39:43.199 --> 00:39:43.440 Yeah. 00:39:43.599 --> 00:39:47.039 Because, you know, some of them need to, some of them need that kick in the ass. 00:39:47.199 --> 00:39:50.800 But I just go, listen, you got time at the end, I go at the end. 00:39:50.880 --> 00:39:51.039 Yeah. 00:39:51.199 --> 00:39:53.039 And they'll be like, all right, cool, we can put you at the end. 00:39:53.199 --> 00:39:54.079 Like, that's fine. 00:39:54.320 --> 00:39:54.880 Right? 00:39:55.199 --> 00:39:55.679 Cool. 00:39:55.920 --> 00:39:58.800 If I didn't sign up, just let me go at the end. 00:39:58.960 --> 00:40:00.400 Let me do five to seven. 00:40:00.639 --> 00:40:01.360 We're good. 00:40:01.920 --> 00:40:05.840 That's my compromise to new comics who don't want to be bumped. 00:40:06.239 --> 00:40:06.800 No, I get it. 00:40:06.880 --> 00:40:08.960 But I was I grew up in the game where you get bumped. 00:40:09.039 --> 00:40:10.639 Like Tony Woods came in. 00:40:10.880 --> 00:40:12.000 Bro, we all got bumped. 00:40:12.079 --> 00:40:12.960 We all got bumps. 00:40:13.280 --> 00:40:14.159 We would all get bumped. 00:40:15.039 --> 00:40:15.920 Shay come in. 00:40:16.000 --> 00:40:17.599 You you get you in the back of the line. 00:40:17.679 --> 00:40:17.840 Yeah. 00:40:18.079 --> 00:40:20.239 Everybody would just talk shit about you too, though. 00:40:20.320 --> 00:40:21.679 Everybody was, it was blood. 00:40:21.760 --> 00:40:25.360 A lot of these comics now wouldn't have gotten into the rooms that we were doing. 00:40:25.440 --> 00:40:26.639 Like they went on pride. 00:40:27.039 --> 00:40:28.320 Yeah, they were exclusive, bro. 00:40:28.480 --> 00:40:32.000 I did so many late nights working the door, flyering and shit. 00:40:32.079 --> 00:40:33.920 And I'm like, and I'm doing this shit at the time. 00:40:34.079 --> 00:40:36.239 Like, I don't even need to be doing this. 00:40:36.880 --> 00:40:38.239 No, I didn't, I didn't fly her. 00:40:38.400 --> 00:40:40.000 That's one thing I pride myself on. 00:40:40.800 --> 00:40:41.599 I'm not doing that shit. 00:40:41.760 --> 00:40:42.639 I humbled myself. 00:40:42.719 --> 00:40:43.519 I did all that shit. 00:40:44.239 --> 00:40:46.079 I worked seven o'clock in the morning. 00:40:46.159 --> 00:40:47.920 I had to go to work at 7 o'clock in the morning. 00:40:48.000 --> 00:40:54.800 I get off at 5, and you're telling me I gotta come back and do more work just to do five minutes at 1 o'clock in the morning. 00:40:54.880 --> 00:40:55.519 I was like, nah. 00:40:55.599 --> 00:40:59.599 I go to these shitty mics when no one's at, just me and the bartender. 00:40:59.679 --> 00:41:01.679 I go there until you want me. 00:41:01.840 --> 00:41:02.400 That was it. 00:41:02.480 --> 00:41:03.199 That was my thing. 00:41:03.440 --> 00:41:04.719 Yeah, I did all of it. 00:41:05.039 --> 00:41:06.320 I couldn't stand flyering. 00:41:06.800 --> 00:41:07.679 I did all of it. 00:41:07.840 --> 00:41:08.480 It's different though. 00:41:08.559 --> 00:41:09.280 It's different now, though. 00:41:09.360 --> 00:41:10.159 I mean, it's different. 00:41:11.280 --> 00:41:13.039 I've

never seen someone bark in a long time. 00:41:13.119 --> 00:41:19.920 Like, I don't, like, even these shows, when you walk into the show, you've I've never seen, I don't rarely see people outside with flyers. 00:41:20.079 --> 00:41:23.039 It's different, but it's it's different, but it's still the same. 00:41:23.360 --> 00:41:24.239 That's what I'm saying. 00:41:24.400 --> 00:41:26.719 But you went to um, you've been in New York, right? 00:41:26.800 --> 00:41:27.119 Mm-hmm. 00:41:27.280 --> 00:41:28.559 Like Times Square. 00:41:28.639 --> 00:41:28.800 Yeah. 00:41:28.960 --> 00:41:30.000 They got motherfuckers barking. 00:41:32.000 --> 00:41:33.199 Yeah, you want to do a comedy show? 00:41:33.360 --> 00:41:37.039 They don't know that I do comedy, because I'm not a big name, but like I'll be walking to me. 00:41:37.199 --> 00:41:37.920 You want to do some comedy? 00:41:38.000 --> 00:41:39.039 You want to come to a comedy show? 00:41:39.199 --> 00:41:41.679 They the comedy show is like three miles away. 00:41:41.760 --> 00:41:42.000 Yeah. 00:41:42.159 --> 00:41:43.599 You gotta walk 10-15 minutes. 00:41:43.920 --> 00:41:46.559 They got time square squares giving out flyers. 00:41:46.800 --> 00:41:53.519 When I when I uh when I first moved to New York and lived there, because you mentioned Broadway, Broadway was like the starter club. 00:41:53.599 --> 00:41:56.559 Like I would get in Broadway and think I thought I made it. 00:41:56.719 --> 00:42:03.199 I was like, oh, I'm in Broadway, like I'm doing these shows, and then I came to realize I was like, oh bottom tier and course. 00:42:03.519 --> 00:42:07.920 But I was also doing like because at that time I thought I was an urban comic. 00:42:08.320 --> 00:42:11.599 You know, those are the comics I watched, so that's what I thought that I was. 00:42:11.679 --> 00:42:18.639 So like then I was doing shows like I had worked at Broadway with um her name was JQ. 00:42:19.199 --> 00:42:21.440 And JQ was like, oh yeah, you funny. 00:42:21.599 --> 00:42:22.880 So she started like taking me to the other side. 00:42:22.960 --> 00:42:24.559 So I'm like out at the Bronx doing shows. 00:42:24.639 --> 00:42:27.760 So I'm on a show with uh Smokey Swore ass. 00:42:28.239 --> 00:42:28.880 You know him? 00:42:29.280 --> 00:42:30.800 So he was like, he's like a deaf jam guy. 00:42:30.880 --> 00:42:32.800 Smokey swore ass, Michael Collier. 00:42:32.960 --> 00:42:35.599 Okay, yeah, he was on the show, he was hosting the show. 00:42:35.760 --> 00:42:42.000 So I'm in like these shows, I'm like, and I'm in the car riding around with these niggas, and they got TV credits and stuff, and I'm like, oh yeah, I'm making it, bro. 00:42:42.159 --> 00:42:50.480 I'm up in there, and this is like, nope, still, you know, 10, 12, 15 years later, now I'm like almost starting from scratch again. 00:42:50.639 --> 00:42:52.400 But at least it's fun again now. 00:42:53.199 --> 00:42:54.880 Right now, you had a time off, man. 00:42:55.039 --> 00:43:06.159 Yeah, like right now, in this moment of going in and just like working new stuff, and like I want to get a good reaction, but if I don't get the reaction that I want, I know it's because I'm working something new. 00:43:06.320 --> 00:43:07.519 I'm like, alright. 00:43:07.760 --> 00:43:09.599 But it's like I'm still getting a good reaction. 00:43:09.840 --> 00:43:14.239 You get a little something, you get a little, you get a little giggles from half the room on a new bit, you're like, alright, cool. 00:43:14.320 --> 00:43:16.559 Now I gotta make it stronger so the whole room gets. 00:43:16.719 --> 00:43:16.880 Yeah. 00:43:17.119 --> 00:43:22.159 Seemed like cool, but if you get nothing, I I you get nothing on a new bit, I give it three tries. 00:43:22.320 --> 00:43:24.079 I mean, alright, that's why I just move on. 00:43:24.239 --> 00:43:30.960 But you also know for the room, so like even some of the bits I wanted to work last night, like a lot of the religion stuff, the black people were fucking with. 00:43:31.199 --> 00:43:31.360 Yeah. 00:43:31.599 --> 00:43:32.159 You know what I'm saying? 00:43:32.239 --> 00:43:39.599 The black people, they know they got it, but the white people were like, we this out my lane, but it's just like, well, have something for everybody. 00:43:40.400 --> 00:43:44.159 No, man, I gotta it's been pretty good. 00:43:44.320 --> 00:43:45.440 Yeah, you got a lot of traction. 00:43:45.519 --> 00:43:48.320 You you've had a really good uh last couple years. 00:43:48.639 --> 00:43:50.159 Last two years has been good. 00:43:50.320 --> 00:43:50.559 Yeah. 00:43:50.800 --> 00:43:52.159 Two years has been good. 00:43:52.960 --> 00:43:56.480 After that don't tell competition, everything has been good. 00:43:57.199 --> 00:43:57.760 Yeah. 00:43:58.320 --> 00:43:59.599 You got some management. 00:44:00.880 --> 00:44:03.039 You know, booking agents. 00:44:04.000 --> 00:44:07.119 Yeah, I might do a little, might do a little. 00:44:07.280 --> 00:44:09.760 I just want to have, you know, when you see those comics. 00:44:10.000 --> 00:44:17.599 The reason I started talking to like the booking agent guys, because you see those comics who they'll do like a small little tour. 00:44:18.239 --> 00:44:19.920 It's like seven cities. 00:44:20.239 --> 00:44:22.639 I'm like, that's what I just want to start posting those little flyers. 00:44:22.719 --> 00:44:23.039 You know what I mean? 00:44:23.360 --> 00:44:24.000 Those little flyers. 00:44:24.079 --> 00:44:25.199 Hey, seven cities. 00:44:25.360 --> 00:44:28.079 I'm being North Dakota and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 00:44:28.320 --> 00:44:28.719 You know what I mean? 00:44:28.800 --> 00:44:32.880 I know I got a grind to get ticket sales, but I'm like, I just want to post those little flyers. 00:44:33.440 --> 00:44:34.079 And then keep doing it. 00:44:34.159 --> 00:44:34.960 I'm going to start helping you. 00:44:35.440 --> 00:44:36.159 Featuring for just one of the five

minutes. 00:44:37.440 --> 00:44:38.079 And that's it. 00:44:38.239 --> 00:44:40.559 We got our first uh we got our first bourbon of the day. 00:44:40.719 --> 00:44:42.320 First bourbon of the day, benchmark. 00:44:42.480 --> 00:44:44.639 So the cocktails were made with 101. 00:44:44.800 --> 00:44:45.840 Which 101? 00:44:46.079 --> 00:44:47.440 Uh Wild Turkey 101. 00:44:47.599 --> 00:44:48.320 That's what the cocktail is. 00:44:48.400 --> 00:44:48.880 That's downstairs. 00:44:49.039 --> 00:44:49.199 Okay. 00:44:49.360 --> 00:44:51.760 But this is benchmark foolproof. 00:44:51.920 --> 00:44:53.039 Benchmark foolproof. 00:44:53.199 --> 00:44:55.199 So this is Buffalo Trace. 00:44:55.679 --> 00:44:58.159 So all of these are from the Buffalo Trace Distillery. 00:44:58.400 --> 00:44:58.639 Okay. 00:44:58.880 --> 00:45:00.079 Buffalo Trace Distillery. 00:45:00.320 --> 00:45:01.519 This is their bottom shelf. 00:45:01.760 --> 00:45:03.199 Okay, the one with the dust on it. 00:45:03.599 --> 00:45:05.199 Yeah, this is their bottom shelf. 00:45:05.840 --> 00:45:06.239 Bourbon. 00:45:07.199 --> 00:45:07.840 But value. 00:45:07.920 --> 00:45:09.280 So you try it, let me know what you think. 00:45:09.519 --> 00:45:10.320 Sniff it. 00:45:10.719 --> 00:45:11.920 Is that how you do bourbon? 00:45:12.239 --> 00:45:16.239 Yeah, I got some I got some actual like of the bourbon glasses downstairs, but I don't like them. 00:45:21.360 --> 00:45:23.039 Why are you just staring at me, dog? 00:45:23.280 --> 00:45:27.280 Because your face went like your eyes got big. 00:45:27.440 --> 00:45:28.719 That shit burned on it. 00:45:31.360 --> 00:45:31.599 Yeah. 00:45:32.159 --> 00:45:32.880 Yeah, you went drinking. 00:45:33.119 --> 00:45:33.840 Your eyes got big. 00:45:34.159 --> 00:45:34.960 You're supposed to taste it. 00:45:36.000 --> 00:45:38.719 You gotta let it hit the front of your tongue first and then let it dissolve. 00:45:39.039 --> 00:45:41.280 I didn't know how I didn't know the bourbon tasting rules. 00:45:41.360 --> 00:45:41.920 I just drunk it. 00:45:42.079 --> 00:45:43.039 What you think? 00:45:43.519 --> 00:45:45.039 It tastes like bourbon, dude. 00:45:46.079 --> 00:45:49.519 But burns a little bit. 00:45:49.679 --> 00:45:51.840 Can we have alcohol after you taste? 00:45:53.599 --> 00:45:53.920 Yeah. 00:45:54.239 --> 00:45:55.599 For 25 bucks you can't beat it. 00:45:55.679 --> 00:45:56.159 That's$25? 00:45:56.400 --> 00:45:56.719 $25. 00:45:58.079 --> 00:45:58.320 I get that. 00:45:58.480 --> 00:46:00.239 It has$125 proof. 00:46:00.880 --> 00:46:04.320 How much how much$125 proof would that mean? 00:46:04.960 --> 00:46:06.400 62% alcohol volume. 00:46:06.480 --> 00:46:07.840 You get fucked up, but that shit. 00:46:08.320 --> 00:46:10.320 So that's the first bourbon. 00:46:10.480 --> 00:46:13.280 Yeah, that's that's that's how I think that we don't some bourbon tastings. 00:46:13.360 --> 00:46:14.079 It burns alright. 00:46:14.559 --> 00:46:15.440 It has an afterburn. 00:46:15.599 --> 00:46:16.800 Like it's it's still burning. 00:46:16.960 --> 00:46:17.360 Yeah. 00:46:17.840 --> 00:46:18.960 Is that natural? 00:46:19.280 --> 00:46:20.079 It's natural. 00:46:20.320 --> 00:46:21.840 So don't think you burning though. 00:46:21.920 --> 00:46:23.119 I feel like you used to this burning. 00:46:23.199 --> 00:46:23.760 I got used to it. 00:46:24.880 --> 00:46:25.760 So this is a bottle. 00:46:25.920 --> 00:46:28.880 So there's a bottle I want that I can't find anywhere called Stag. 00:46:29.280 --> 00:46:29.599 Stag. 00:46:30.000 --> 00:46:30.239 Yeah. 00:46:30.320 --> 00:46:33.920 So a lot of bourbons, I've I've gotten kind of getting kind of big in the bourbon culture. 00:46:34.079 --> 00:46:34.239 Okay. 00:46:34.400 --> 00:46:34.960 So they have these. 00:46:35.599 --> 00:46:39.519 He started smoking meats, he got a grill outside, and he, yeah, see. 00:46:39.840 --> 00:46:41.760 So, but they got these allocated bourbons. 00:46:41.840 --> 00:46:43.440 So they only come out at like specific times. 00:46:43.519 --> 00:46:45.679 So, like this right here, this is probably my favorite. 00:46:45.760 --> 00:46:46.719 This is hard to find. 00:46:46.960 --> 00:46:47.199 Okay. 00:46:47.440 --> 00:46:48.079 Or illegal. 00:46:48.480 --> 00:46:49.360 Harder to find around here. 00:46:49.440 --> 00:46:51.039 This is an Eagle Rare 10-year. 00:46:51.440 --> 00:46:52.559 And this is Colonel E. 00:46:52.639 --> 00:46:52.800 H. 00:46:52.960 --> 00:46:53.599 Taylor. 00:46:53.760 --> 00:47:03.360 Uh, this is bottled in bond, which means that it has to have aged at least four years, and they're like distilling regulations they have to follow, and it has to be 100-proof. 00:47:03.440 --> 00:47:04.719 So I found this bottle the other day. 00:47:05.039 --> 00:47:06.320 So, what is proof? 00:47:07.199 --> 00:47:09.840 That's like uh don't give me the line. 00:47:09.920 --> 00:47:15.679 But it's like the amount of essentially the higher proof, the more alcohol is in the bourbon. 00:47:16.079 --> 00:47:17.119 So I found this the other day. 00:47:17.199 --> 00:47:22.719 They had just gotten a shipment of this, which I've had this bottle for probably five, six months now and haven't opened it. 00:47:22.960 --> 00:47:23.760 You bought these online? 00:47:23.840 --> 00:47:24.159 Mm-mm. 00:47:24.239 --> 00:47:26.639 I found them, I found them at the liquor store, at the ABC store here. 00:47:26.960 --> 00:47:27.920 Oh, okay, in the Virginia. 00:47:28.079 --> 00:47:30.079 So I've been saving opening that, but I finally opened that. 00:47:30.159 --> 00:47:31.440 I found that and I tried it. 00:47:31.679 --> 00:47:32.960 So but we'll see. 00:47:33.039 --> 00:47:34.880 We'll see which one's your favorite of the batch. 00:47:35.280 --> 00:47:35.679 Batch. 00:47:35.760 --> 00:47:37.679 I mean of the batch. 00:47:38.079 --> 00:47:38.559 I don't know. 00:47:38.880 --> 00:47:40.800 The last one kind of kind of hurt. 00:47:41.199 --> 00:47:41.840

It burned, right? 00:47:42.159 --> 00:47:42.960 The last one kind of hurt. 00:47:43.039 --> 00:47:44.000 Yeah, the last one kind of hurt. 00:47:44.079 --> 00:47:47.199 So we'll try this one, then we'll see if if you like the same one I like. 00:47:47.360 --> 00:47:50.079 Uh let me tell you, the best drink I've had. 00:47:50.239 --> 00:47:52.719 I'm not a bourbon hardcore guy. 00:47:52.960 --> 00:47:58.159 The best drink I had, I headline like a distillery in like Haymarket, Virginia. 00:47:58.320 --> 00:48:03.119 They had a Snickerdoodle apple cider. 00:48:04.239 --> 00:48:04.559 Alright. 00:48:04.800 --> 00:48:06.639 Snickerdoodle flavored apple cider. 00:48:06.880 --> 00:48:07.679 Oh, I think I've had that. 00:48:08.000 --> 00:48:08.960 Out in Ashburn? 00:48:09.599 --> 00:48:10.559 Out in Haymarket. 00:48:10.719 --> 00:48:11.199 Oh no, I did. 00:48:11.360 --> 00:48:12.880 I did one out in Ashburn and they had it. 00:48:12.960 --> 00:48:13.760 They might be under like the same. 00:48:14.239 --> 00:48:16.639 That right there was the best drink I ever had in my life, bro. 00:48:16.800 --> 00:48:17.599 I think I might have had that. 00:48:18.559 --> 00:48:20.880 I tried to go online and order some, but I couldn't find it. 00:48:20.960 --> 00:48:22.800 But I'm like, this here is delicious. 00:48:22.960 --> 00:48:24.480 I would drink that every day. 00:48:24.719 --> 00:48:28.159 So this is the This was the Colonel E.H. 00:48:28.639 --> 00:48:30.320 Taylor small batch. 00:48:30.480 --> 00:48:31.119 And Colonel E.H. 00:48:31.280 --> 00:48:33.760 Taylor was the one that got the bottle and bond regulations. 00:48:33.920 --> 00:48:35.039 So he's black? 00:48:35.199 --> 00:48:35.519 Nah. 00:48:35.920 --> 00:48:36.480 Nah. 00:48:37.280 --> 00:48:37.599 Okay. 00:48:37.840 --> 00:48:39.199 Smells like bourbon. 00:48:41.039 --> 00:48:42.800 Let me do the TJ thing. 00:48:44.880 --> 00:48:46.239 My palate has evolved. 00:48:46.320 --> 00:48:47.440 I will say that. 00:48:48.159 --> 00:48:49.920 You ain't really fucking with that one. 00:48:51.119 --> 00:48:51.920 You don't really know. 00:48:52.000 --> 00:48:53.119 You ain't really fooling with that one. 00:48:53.920 --> 00:48:55.679 I gotta give it an honest try. 00:49:02.079 --> 00:49:02.400 Okay. 00:49:08.400 --> 00:49:09.840 The finish though. 00:49:10.239 --> 00:49:11.440 The finish is nicer. 00:49:11.760 --> 00:49:13.440 I'm saying it go down smoother. 00:49:13.599 --> 00:49:14.800 Yeah, the finish is nicer. 00:49:15.440 --> 00:49:16.880 It's less heartburn. 00:49:19.920 --> 00:49:20.960 It's less heartburn. 00:49:21.360 --> 00:49:23.599 I keep some hair on my chest on this one. 00:49:24.239 --> 00:49:25.280 It's good though. 00:49:25.840 --> 00:49:30.559 I feel like see see I'm like I'm like a uh I'm like a bitch drinker. 00:49:31.599 --> 00:49:33.039 Don't don't just say, mm-hmm. 00:49:33.280 --> 00:49:33.519 No. 00:49:36.719 --> 00:49:37.760 Don't just do that to me. 00:49:39.119 --> 00:49:39.760 I agree. 00:49:40.719 --> 00:49:42.000 I'm like a bitch drinker. 00:49:42.159 --> 00:49:42.639 You know what I'm saying? 00:49:42.800 --> 00:49:46.880 I I like to you know add little flavors to it, you know what I mean? 00:49:49.920 --> 00:49:51.360 Well I like cook with it, you know what I'm saying? 00:49:51.440 --> 00:49:55.679 Like some like like this one here will make some fire wings. 00:49:55.920 --> 00:49:56.719 Barbecue sauce. 00:49:56.880 --> 00:49:58.480 Since it's like cheap, right? 00:49:58.960 --> 00:50:02.559 But since the flavors are better on these, you can make it. 00:50:02.800 --> 00:50:07.679 But niggas don't like to use that expensive ass bourbon for like food. 00:50:07.840 --> 00:50:08.159 Alright. 00:50:08.320 --> 00:50:11.039 So we're trying this last one's the Eagle Rare 10 year. 00:50:11.199 --> 00:50:11.760 10 year. 00:50:11.920 --> 00:50:14.239 So this is one I've been holding on to this bottle. 00:50:14.400 --> 00:50:14.800 Oh, see. 00:50:15.119 --> 00:50:16.079 Yeah, I've been holding on to this bottle. 00:50:16.239 --> 00:50:16.880 This is special. 00:50:16.960 --> 00:50:18.000 I like this is my favorite. 00:50:18.159 --> 00:50:18.880 This is your favorite. 00:50:19.039 --> 00:50:19.280 Yeah. 00:50:19.519 --> 00:50:19.760 Okay. 00:50:23.280 --> 00:50:24.559 You know how they do in the movies. 00:50:32.800 --> 00:50:33.199 Delicious. 00:50:33.599 --> 00:50:34.159 Delicious. 00:50:37.199 --> 00:50:38.159 I see that. 00:50:38.960 --> 00:50:39.840 That right there. 00:50:40.320 --> 00:50:41.119 No burn. 00:50:41.920 --> 00:50:42.480 No burn. 00:50:42.639 --> 00:50:43.280 Smooth as hell. 00:50:43.360 --> 00:50:44.960 Can't even taste the bourbon flavor. 00:50:46.000 --> 00:50:47.039 That right there was good. 00:50:47.199 --> 00:50:47.840 That's my favorite. 00:50:48.000 --> 00:50:48.719 And that right there? 00:50:48.960 --> 00:50:49.760 I can drink that. 00:50:49.840 --> 00:50:50.400 That's my favorite. 00:50:50.559 --> 00:50:51.039 I really did. 00:50:51.440 --> 00:50:54.400 And the crazy thing is, this bottle costs more than this bottle. 00:50:54.639 --> 00:50:55.679 This bottle costs more than this bottle. 00:50:55.840 --> 00:50:56.559 That right there? 00:50:56.960 --> 00:50:57.599 Yeah. 00:50:58.000 --> 00:51:02.639 So this is like, like I said, this is bottom, this is bottom shelf. 00:51:02.800 --> 00:51:04.000 It comes with a screw top. 00:51:04.079 --> 00:51:07.280 I just happen to have a this is my old Eagle Rare Cork that I put in here. 00:51:08.400 --> 00:51:08.559 Yeah. 00:51:08.719 --> 00:51:10.000 So this is like bottom tier. 00:51:10.079 --> 00:51:12.000 This is probably mid-tier, and this is one of the ones. 00:51:12.079 --> 00:51:13.840 This one's harder to find than both of these. 00:51:14.079 --> 00:51:14.880 See, this one, all right. 00:51:15.360 --> 00:51:16.719 This burns the most. 00:51:17.199 --> 00:51:17.679 Right? 00:51:18.000 --> 00:51:19.360 This gives you a good afterburn. 00:51:19.920 -->

00:51:24.320 This one burns a little bit, but this one here, no burn. 00:51:24.960 --> 00:51:26.159 Smooth going down. 00:51:27.679 --> 00:51:28.800 This one right here burnt. 00:51:29.039 --> 00:51:34.320 It was like, it's like, it's like it feels like it was mixed with something, but it wasn't. 00:51:34.480 --> 00:51:34.800 It's good. 00:51:34.960 --> 00:51:35.440 You know what I'm saying? 00:51:35.519 --> 00:51:37.440 You still get the bourbon taste, but it was just smooth. 00:51:37.599 --> 00:51:38.559 Alright, I got one more. 00:51:38.800 --> 00:51:39.760 We got one more today. 00:51:39.920 --> 00:51:40.639 Yeah, one more. 00:51:40.800 --> 00:51:42.159 This is my infinity bottle. 00:51:42.320 --> 00:51:43.199 Infinity bottle. 00:51:43.360 --> 00:51:43.599 Yep. 00:51:43.679 --> 00:51:47.280 So this is when I get low on a bottle. 00:51:47.360 --> 00:51:50.400 Like I can't really make a drink with it or anything like that. 00:51:50.559 --> 00:51:51.519 It goes in here. 00:51:51.679 --> 00:51:57.440 So right now, this is Knob Creek, Uncle Nearest, and 1792 small batch. 00:51:57.519 --> 00:51:58.719 So three different bourbons. 00:51:58.880 --> 00:52:00.079 So um Uncle Nearest. 00:52:00.320 --> 00:52:01.679 There's three different bourbons in this. 00:52:01.760 --> 00:52:03.119 Like you combine bourbons? 00:52:03.199 --> 00:52:03.360 Yeah. 00:52:03.599 --> 00:52:05.199 So this is a bourbon jungle juice. 00:52:05.360 --> 00:52:06.239 This bourbon infinity. 00:52:06.320 --> 00:52:07.199 This is the infinity bottle. 00:52:07.280 --> 00:52:08.000 So this is gonna get. 00:52:08.400 --> 00:52:10.000 So you call it the infinity bottle. 00:52:10.079 --> 00:52:10.400 Yeah, exactly. 00:52:10.559 --> 00:52:11.679 That's not the official name. 00:52:11.760 --> 00:52:13.280 This is what you name it in your house. 00:52:13.440 --> 00:52:14.480 No, this is this is the thing. 00:52:14.559 --> 00:52:16.079 This is what they call it in the bourbon world. 00:52:17.199 --> 00:52:20.400 You just combine, like, so you just this bourbon, this bourbon, this bourbon, you put it in this bottle. 00:52:22.079 --> 00:52:22.239 Okay. 00:52:22.400 --> 00:52:22.719 Yep. 00:52:22.800 --> 00:52:24.639 But none of these are in there right now. 00:52:25.039 --> 00:52:26.880 So this is three completely different things. 00:52:27.039 --> 00:52:32.000 So in Uncle Neeris, he apparently taught Jack Daniels how to distill bourbon. 00:52:32.079 --> 00:52:33.039 So he's Jack Daniels. 00:52:33.199 --> 00:52:34.159 He was a black man. 00:52:34.400 --> 00:52:34.880 Uncle Daniel. 00:52:35.039 --> 00:52:35.519 Uncle Nearest. 00:52:35.599 --> 00:52:35.679 Yeah. 00:52:35.920 --> 00:52:36.400 Okay, okay, okay. 00:52:36.639 --> 00:52:40.480 So this is Uncle Neeris 1792 in Knob Creek. 00:52:40.800 --> 00:52:48.719 And this will be, when we record next week, it'll probably have, or next week, the week after, whenever we record again, it'll probably have more stuff in it. 00:52:49.199 --> 00:52:51.840

Okay, so this is so so this is bourbon jungle juice. 00:52:51.920 --> 00:52:52.960 This is bourbon jungle juice. 00:52:53.039 --> 00:52:54.320 This is bourbon jungle juice. 00:52:54.400 --> 00:52:56.239 Alright, don't try this at home, kids. 00:52:56.480 --> 00:52:57.280 Nah, try it. 00:52:57.519 --> 00:52:58.159 Live your life. 00:52:58.239 --> 00:52:58.639 Have fun. 00:52:59.280 --> 00:53:02.960 I don't think I've ever had bourbons just combined out of here. 00:53:03.760 --> 00:53:04.159 Alright. 00:53:04.239 --> 00:53:06.000 Luckily, luckily I Ubered here. 00:53:06.159 --> 00:53:07.360 Yeah, you be alright. 00:53:10.400 --> 00:53:11.679 This is this is insane. 00:53:12.159 --> 00:53:14.719 I just might feel like it's gonna hurt. 00:53:15.840 --> 00:53:16.880 It's different. 00:53:19.039 --> 00:53:20.000 Take your word for it. 00:53:20.320 --> 00:53:21.440 You've been drinking this on a daily. 00:53:22.159 --> 00:53:23.360 No, I don't drink this on a daily. 00:53:23.440 --> 00:53:25.519 This is I just learned about this the other day. 00:53:25.599 --> 00:53:26.559 Like people started doing it. 00:53:26.639 --> 00:53:29.599 I'll be watching little videos, and I was like, yeah, I'm gonna make me one too. 00:53:44.960 --> 00:53:46.639 That shouldn't be legal, bro. 00:53:47.039 --> 00:53:51.280 What is that? 00:53:51.599 --> 00:53:53.039 That's got a lot of flavors. 00:53:53.280 --> 00:53:55.280 There are a lot of flavors to it. 00:53:55.760 --> 00:53:57.119 I'll be watching the videos. 00:53:57.360 --> 00:53:59.039 That's a bourbon 10,000, man. 00:53:59.280 --> 00:54:00.639 I'll be watching the videos, man. 00:54:00.719 --> 00:54:02.000 And they be like, they'll sniff it. 00:54:02.079 --> 00:54:04.960 They'll be like, they'll be like, damn. 00:54:05.280 --> 00:54:06.639 Got some notes of caramel. 00:54:07.920 --> 00:54:08.800 That's a little licorice. 00:54:08.880 --> 00:54:10.639 I think it's a little licorice there. 00:54:11.280 --> 00:54:12.880 I think that's a little licorice. 00:54:13.440 --> 00:54:15.440 So I get none of that now. 00:54:15.599 --> 00:54:17.519 So maybe I'll maybe I will get there eventually. 00:54:17.599 --> 00:54:19.280 But you be smelling it? 00:54:19.440 --> 00:54:20.239 Yeah, I'll be smelling it. 00:54:20.320 --> 00:54:22.400 I'll be cuz I'll be like, I'll be trying to pick out the difference. 00:54:22.480 --> 00:54:23.760 They'll be like, I smell vanilla. 00:54:24.159 --> 00:54:25.440 Because the ingredients, nothing in this. 00:54:25.519 --> 00:54:25.840 Mm-mm. 00:54:25.920 --> 00:54:27.119 They'll be like, I smell vanilla. 00:54:27.199 --> 00:54:28.239 I smell caramel. 00:54:28.320 --> 00:54:30.159 I'll be like, it smells like bourbon. 00:54:30.480 --> 00:54:31.599 That's how I smell it. 00:54:31.920 --> 00:54:32.880 It smells like bourbon to me. 00:54:32.960 --> 00:54:34.400 They all got the same smell. 00:54:35.199 --> 00:54:37.599 But all of these, all of these, like I can sip. 00:54:37.679 --> 00:54:39.519 Like I

don't have to mix any of these. 00:54:40.239 --> 00:54:44.159 You do the ice cube, which TJ now does the big circle ice cubes. 00:54:44.480 --> 00:54:44.559 Yeah. 00:54:44.800 --> 00:54:46.880 Or I can drink, like, I'll drink these neat though. 00:54:47.039 --> 00:54:48.079 Like no ice or nothing. 00:54:48.159 --> 00:54:49.440 Just sip it neat. 00:54:49.599 --> 00:54:50.639 And just watch TV. 00:54:50.800 --> 00:54:51.599 Just watch TV. 00:54:51.760 --> 00:54:53.280 Watch uh before the 90 days. 00:54:53.360 --> 00:54:54.079 I've been on 90. 00:54:54.400 --> 00:54:55.280 Before 90 days. 00:54:55.440 --> 00:54:56.239 You ever you ever seen that? 00:54:56.639 --> 00:54:57.360 Before 90 days? 00:54:57.519 --> 00:54:58.800 Before the 90 days, fiance. 00:54:59.039 --> 00:55:00.320 So it's like before the people move over. 00:55:00.719 --> 00:55:02.079 That's the dude with the little neck. 00:55:02.480 --> 00:55:04.239 Well, it's a bunch of different ones. 00:55:04.880 --> 00:55:05.440 Right now. 00:55:05.679 --> 00:55:06.000 Right now. 00:55:06.079 --> 00:55:08.159 So right now we are we to tell all now. 00:55:08.480 --> 00:55:09.039 So tell all. 00:55:09.199 --> 00:55:10.880 So it's one couple. 00:55:11.039 --> 00:55:12.400 It's this older white lady. 00:55:12.480 --> 00:55:13.840 She like 50 something. 00:55:14.079 --> 00:55:17.039 And she been in Nigeria with a black dude. 00:55:17.119 --> 00:55:17.840 He like 30. 00:55:17.920 --> 00:55:19.920 And it's so clear that he's scamming her. 00:55:20.400 --> 00:55:20.880 So clear. 00:55:21.119 --> 00:55:21.599 She's white? 00:55:21.760 --> 00:55:22.320 She white. 00:55:22.480 --> 00:55:24.000 She had to go meet a king. 00:55:24.239 --> 00:55:25.599 Quote unquote. 00:55:27.760 --> 00:55:28.639 Quote unquote. 00:55:28.800 --> 00:55:30.719 So they supposed to be broken up, right? 00:55:31.039 --> 00:55:32.079 They're supposed to be broken up. 00:55:32.159 --> 00:55:35.599 And on the tell all, he's like, technically, she is she is my wife. 00:55:35.840 --> 00:55:36.559 We are together. 00:55:36.639 --> 00:55:38.480 Cause they went to some ceremony. 00:55:40.000 --> 00:55:42.159 There's another one, she likes 50. 00:55:43.039 --> 00:55:44.960 This 26-year-old dude from Turkey. 00:55:45.119 --> 00:55:45.760 From Turkey. 00:55:45.920 --> 00:55:46.320 From Turkey. 00:55:46.400 --> 00:55:48.000 He like 50k in debt. 00:55:51.760 --> 00:55:54.000 Tomario gets me hooked on all this shit, bro. 00:55:55.119 --> 00:55:55.920 I be fighting. 00:55:56.000 --> 00:55:58.559 I be fighting that shit so hard, I'd be like, bro, I don't want to watch this show. 00:55:58.719 --> 00:56:00.880 I want to watch that shit, and I'll be like, You be into that, bro. 00:56:01.199 --> 00:56:01.599 What's her name? 00:56:02.320 --> 00:56:03.119 She dumb. 00:56:03.280 --> 00:56:05.199 Like, she thinks he likes her? 00:56:06.239 --> 00:56:07.440 You get into this shit. 00:56:07.679 --> 00:56:08.719 Then I start getting into it. 00:56:08.800 -->

00:56:09.920 So that's what we are right now. 00:56:10.000 --> 00:56:12.159 So yeah, I can just like sip that watching that. 00:56:12.239 --> 00:56:13.760 But um, yeah, man. 00:56:13.920 --> 00:56:15.199 Nice little bourbon run here. 00:56:15.440 --> 00:56:16.800 We'll try some different ones next time. 00:56:17.039 --> 00:56:17.679 Ah man. 00:56:17.840 --> 00:56:20.159 I'm like, well they headed now. 00:56:20.400 --> 00:56:21.360 Nah, we good. 00:56:21.519 --> 00:56:23.119 We go how long we been? 00:56:23.280 --> 00:56:24.639 Now I gotta start partying. 00:56:24.800 --> 00:56:27.599 Oh yeah, we almost had an hour, so we can get ready to wrap up soon. 00:56:27.840 --> 00:56:28.400 See that? 00:56:28.639 --> 00:56:28.960 Yeah. 00:56:29.119 --> 00:56:29.920 See, we back. 00:56:30.079 --> 00:56:30.480 We back. 00:56:30.639 --> 00:56:31.039 We back. 00:56:31.199 --> 00:56:32.960 You ain't even talking about your kid, man. 00:56:34.400 --> 00:56:35.760 We'll say that for next time. 00:56:36.000 --> 00:56:37.280 He's not here yet, but he's gonna be here. 00:56:37.360 --> 00:56:37.760 Next baby. 00:56:38.239 --> 00:56:38.800 He's gonna be here. 00:56:38.960 --> 00:56:39.519 Next month. 00:56:39.679 --> 00:56:41.679 It's uh cliffhanger. 00:56:41.920 --> 00:56:43.760 TJ is having a kid. 00:56:43.920 --> 00:56:44.719 I'm having a kid. 00:56:44.880 --> 00:56:46.000 And his name is Jamal. 00:56:46.320 --> 00:56:47.519 His name's not Jamal. 00:56:48.079 --> 00:56:51.920 His name is uh Well, we'll we'll talk. 00:56:52.079 --> 00:56:57.119 But you know, he was gonna it's funny having a kid and knowing when that kid was conceived. 00:56:58.159 --> 00:57:00.480 Which is Jamal's birthday. 00:57:00.719 --> 00:57:03.280 So I say he should be called Jamal. 00:57:03.519 --> 00:57:05.119 Jamal's birthday. 00:57:05.360 --> 00:57:07.119 We went to the Bill Pickett rodeo. 00:57:07.360 --> 00:57:07.920 Yes, sir. 00:57:08.000 --> 00:57:09.519 We went to the Black Rodeo. 00:57:09.760 --> 00:57:13.119 We got home and TJ can see what I'm saying. 00:57:13.280 --> 00:57:14.320 He worked his magic. 00:57:14.960 --> 00:57:19.519 But the thing is, I think we're gonna go back to the rodeo this year with the kid. 00:57:19.679 --> 00:57:22.480 That was a big argument in my relationship, man. 00:57:22.719 --> 00:57:23.519 The rodeo? 00:57:23.679 --> 00:57:23.920 Yeah. 00:57:24.079 --> 00:57:24.400 Why? 00:57:24.559 --> 00:57:25.760 Because it was my birthday. 00:57:25.920 --> 00:57:26.159 Okay. 00:57:26.320 --> 00:57:27.920 And remember, I paid for everything. 00:57:28.159 --> 00:57:29.199 Oh, I didn't know that. 00:57:29.360 --> 00:57:30.000 I paid for the tickets. 00:57:30.239 --> 00:57:31.360 Remember when we went to go get something to eat? 00:57:31.519 --> 00:57:32.639 Yeah, remember when we were paying drinks? 00:57:32.960 --> 00:57:34.559 I paid for the food and the drinks. 00:57:34.719 --> 00:57:38.559 Yeah, but I mean, she to be fair, she was like hanging out while we were like hanging out. 00:57:38.639 --> 00:57:39.199 You know what I'm saying? 00:57:39.280 --> 00:57:40.559 So like we went to do our thing. 00:57:40.719 --> 00:57:42.400 Yeah, but I here's the thing. 00:57:42.480 --> 00:57:45.039 I told her it was my uh she knows it's my birthday. 00:57:45.119 --> 00:57:46.719 I was like, this is my birthday, right? 00:57:46.880 --> 00:57:48.320 And she was like, what do you want to do? 00:57:48.480 --> 00:57:52.400 And I'm like, all right, we're gonna go to I sent her, like, hey, I'm going to Bill Pick and Rodale. 00:57:52.480 --> 00:57:55.440 So I'm like, all right, maybe she'll buy, at least buy her ticket, right? 00:57:55.599 --> 00:57:56.400 But she didn't do that. 00:57:56.559 --> 00:57:56.960 Oh boy. 00:57:57.119 --> 00:57:58.480 She I had to buy my own ticket. 00:57:58.639 --> 00:57:59.519 Wait, time out, time out. 00:57:59.599 --> 00:58:01.039 Is this gonna get you in trouble? 00:58:01.280 --> 00:58:02.239 No, no, no. 00:58:02.400 --> 00:58:02.880 Alright, cool. 00:58:02.960 --> 00:58:04.719 I was like, we'll we'll cut it down yourself. 00:58:05.039 --> 00:58:06.159 I can edit it out after. 00:58:06.320 --> 00:58:06.960 No, no, no. 00:58:07.039 --> 00:58:10.400 I bought my own ticket, and then she she she didn't buy any ticket. 00:58:10.480 --> 00:58:12.239 So I bought my ticket, I bought her ticket. 00:58:12.480 --> 00:58:12.639 Okay. 00:58:12.800 --> 00:58:12.960 Right? 00:58:13.039 --> 00:58:15.920 So then once I did that, I'm thinking, like, okay, she's gonna buy some meat. 00:58:16.079 --> 00:58:17.440 At least she'll buy some meat. 00:58:17.519 --> 00:58:23.039 But then we get there, and and I also you were late. 00:58:23.920 --> 00:58:24.880 No, I wasn't late. 00:58:25.039 --> 00:58:28.960 You weren't late, but you weren't there as early as you told me I was gonna leave. 00:58:29.280 --> 00:58:31.599 Because I had to wait for the the person to get dressed. 00:58:31.840 --> 00:58:32.559 We know who it is. 00:58:32.800 --> 00:58:36.000 She cycled, she cycled to a couple of few outfits, bro. 00:58:36.880 --> 00:58:40.079 Bro, that's that is the worst, bro. 00:58:40.400 --> 00:58:41.440 So that's the worst. 00:58:41.519 --> 00:58:43.039 And baby, I love you, but I'm gonna tell this. 00:58:43.280 --> 00:58:45.280 I'm gonna tell I'm gonna tell this story. 00:58:45.599 --> 00:58:49.840 When we went to that defenders game, remember we got there like second quarter. 00:58:50.239 --> 00:58:52.000 Yeah, I was in there by myself, kicked. 00:58:52.159 --> 00:58:54.960 I said I want to be there by kickoff, bro. 00:58:58.159 --> 00:59:01.039 It's like 40 minutes before kickoff. 00:59:01.760 --> 00:59:03.360 At the table chilling. 00:59:03.840 --> 00:59:05.920 Yo, uh, but uh start. 00:59:06.320 --> 00:59:08.400 But you can't do anything. 00:59:08.960 --> 00:59:10.159 You can't do anything. 00:59:10.400 --> 00:59:11.840 You just gotta pretend. 00:59:12.079 --> 00:59:18.639 But you don't pretend to be cool, and the

whole time I'm like, and then we wait on the train, and then the train is delayed. 00:59:18.800 --> 00:59:22.239 I'm like, wow, I would have been, I would have already been here. 00:59:23.039 --> 00:59:26.079 I would have already been here by now, bro. 00:59:28.079 --> 00:59:29.679 I would have already been here by now. 00:59:29.920 --> 00:59:32.400 You can't get mad, you gotta just pretend like it's not happening. 00:59:32.559 --> 00:59:42.639 But and and that's the thing, and I think even with relationships, it's like I love you, but if I'm going to a game, I would much rather hit you up and be like, Hey man, let's let's go to the game. 00:59:43.119 --> 00:59:48.880 But women, they want to be like, they want to be involved too, because what you want, you want them to like what you like. 00:59:49.039 --> 00:59:49.440 Yes. 00:59:49.599 --> 00:59:51.199 But but I also want to be on time. 00:59:51.360 --> 00:59:53.840 I also want you to get there when I would get there. 00:59:54.800 --> 00:59:57.199 I also want you to get there when I would get there. 00:59:57.280 --> 01:00:01.199 So when I did the don't tell special, we had an argument, bro. 01:00:01.920 --> 01:00:03.119 I had to be there, bro. 01:00:03.280 --> 01:00:07.119 I had to be this is this is a big moment for me recording in New York. 01:00:07.280 --> 01:00:07.840 It's huge. 01:00:08.000 --> 01:00:09.119 It's huge, it's huge. 01:00:09.440 --> 01:00:12.000 I'm in the I'm I'm in the hotel, right? 01:00:12.159 --> 01:00:14.079 I had to get there at 7.30, starts at 8. 01:00:14.159 --> 01:00:15.599 I had to get there at 7.30. 01:00:15.760 --> 01:00:17.840 I'm I'm dressed at 7.15, right? 01:00:18.000 --> 01:00:20.079 And train will get you there by 7.30. 01:00:20.239 --> 01:00:23.199 I'm in there and she's cycling through like six or seven outfits. 01:00:23.360 --> 01:00:24.639 Yo, just this ain't even about you. 01:00:24.960 --> 01:00:26.960 To be in the audience when niggas can't see you. 01:00:27.199 --> 01:00:27.840 It's not about you right now. 01:00:28.000 --> 01:00:28.559 You know what I'm saying? 01:00:28.639 --> 01:00:32.320 Like, I'm sitting there and I'm sitting there like, she like, do you think I've wear this jacket or with these boots? 01:00:32.480 --> 01:00:36.800 I'm like, in my head, and I said it, I'm like, whatever gets you to dress the fucking fastest. 01:00:37.039 --> 01:00:38.400 Okay, I gotta get there. 01:00:38.559 --> 01:00:38.719 Okay? 01:00:39.039 --> 01:00:40.000 I can't be late. 01:00:40.159 --> 01:00:40.880 You know what I'm saying? 01:00:41.199 --> 01:00:41.840 I can't be late. 01:00:41.920 --> 01:00:43.039 This is a big moment for me. 01:00:43.199 --> 01:00:43.440 Right. 01:00:43.599 --> 01:00:47.440 And she used to, she's like, ugh, I guess I'll put the jacket on. 01:00:47.679 --> 01:00:48.480 Put the fucking jacket on. 01:00:48.559 --> 01:00:49.039 Just let's go. 01:00:49.199 --> 01:00:50.079 Let's get the fuck out of the house. 01:00:50.159 --> 01:00:50.400 Let's go. 01:00:50.719 --> 01:00:51.360 I gotta get there. 01:00:51.519 --> 01:00:52.079 You know what I'm saying? 01:00:52.239 --> 01:00:55.199 I took you to this thing and you're you're fucking it up. 01:00:55.519 --> 01:01:05.840 I don't, and like I don't have anything like that now because I haven't been doing as much comedy since we've been together, but she's also gotten used to, so when I do go out and do stuff, it's like like not in a bad way. 01:01:06.000 --> 01:01:08.480 Not in a bad way, it was like she used to me being here. 01:01:08.880 --> 01:01:09.440 You know what I'm saying? 01:01:09.519 --> 01:01:10.880 But it's just like I gotta get out. 01:01:11.519 --> 01:01:12.239 Yeah, I gotta get out. 01:01:12.400 --> 01:01:17.199 But my last relationship, my last one before that, bro. 01:01:17.679 --> 01:01:21.440 There's so many times we would get into a fight before a show. 01:01:21.840 --> 01:01:26.320 Before a show, and I'm just like, I mean, like, into it, into it, bro. 01:01:26.400 --> 01:01:28.639 And then I just gotta go on stage and everything be cool. 01:01:28.800 --> 01:01:35.599 Yeah, you gotta, yeah, you just gotta I think about that a lot, because it's like, you don't know what that comic is going through. 01:01:35.679 --> 01:01:35.920 Yeah. 01:01:36.079 --> 01:01:43.599 They'll get on stage, they'll turn it, they whatever happened in their life, they turn it off and they'll make fun of whatever they do their jokes and have a good time, make fun of you, whatever. 01:01:43.679 --> 01:01:46.079 And they get back off the stage, and now life is still clean. 01:01:47.199 --> 01:01:47.920 You know what I mean? 01:01:48.800 --> 01:01:50.800 In theater, we call it clean feet. 01:01:50.960 --> 01:01:51.679 What you call it? 01:01:51.760 --> 01:01:53.119 You call it coming in with clean feet. 01:01:53.280 --> 01:01:58.320 It's like whatever's going on in your life outside of coming onto the stage don't matter. 01:01:58.559 --> 01:02:00.559 You come onto the stage, you come on with clean feet. 01:02:00.639 --> 01:02:01.840 Yeah, that's what we call it. 01:02:02.000 --> 01:02:04.000 But like by the last, there was so much that. 01:02:04.079 --> 01:02:07.679 I mean, we going in on each other before a show. 01:02:07.920 --> 01:02:10.320 And it's just like I gotta go on stake, hey y'all do it. 01:02:10.400 --> 01:02:13.679 Yeah, no matter what happened, you're like, Chuck it-chuck. 01:02:14.000 --> 01:02:18.159 That's how we had when we got back together, I had to have a conversation. 01:02:18.320 --> 01:02:20.400 I'm like, it's my moment, right? 01:02:20.719 --> 01:02:25.199 Like, like when I did the live Taskmaster at the Warden Theater, right? 01:02:25.360 --> 01:02:29.119 That's when she really got mad at me for bringing the shirt that she bought me. 01:02:29.280 --> 01:02:31.119 She bought a shirt with her face on it. 01:02:31.679 --> 01:02:32.480 She wanted you to wear it. 01:02:32.639 --> 01:02:33.440 No, no, okay. 01:02:33.599 -->

01:02:34.000 No, no. 01:02:34.079 --> 01:02:36.000 She was she was mad because I wore it. 01:02:36.159 --> 01:02:39.360 But they asked me, Taskmaster, they do like these live games. 01:02:39.440 --> 01:02:39.760 Yeah. 01:02:39.920 --> 01:02:44.559 They asked me the thing, they asked me to bring in a crazy clothing item. 01:02:44.719 --> 01:02:46.800 And I'm like, that's a crazy clothing item. 01:02:46.960 --> 01:02:47.360 Yeah. 01:02:47.679 --> 01:02:50.159 Her, it has her name on it. 01:02:50.400 --> 01:02:51.360 Keep talking. 01:02:51.599 --> 01:02:56.880 It has her name on it, and like four or five pictures of her on it. 01:02:57.119 --> 01:02:57.760 Right? 01:02:58.239 --> 01:03:00.639 So when I got there, I brung it. 01:03:00.880 --> 01:03:06.719 It won me the game, it won me in a challenge, and the audience members was on her side. 01:03:06.800 --> 01:03:09.039 They were just like chanting her name. 01:03:09.280 --> 01:03:15.199 But when I brought this to her, I was like, hey, they asked me to bring a clothing item that was crazy. 01:03:15.360 --> 01:03:16.880 Guess what shirt I brung? 01:03:17.840 --> 01:03:18.079 Right? 01:03:18.159 --> 01:03:19.920 I was like, guess what shirt I brung? 01:03:20.880 --> 01:03:25.119 And then she got mad that I brung that shirt. 01:03:25.920 --> 01:03:29.679 Because she was like, this shirt has my face on it, and you're making fun of me. 01:03:29.760 --> 01:03:32.239 And I'm like, no, you they loved you. 01:03:32.480 --> 01:03:33.440 They were part, you were part of it. 01:03:33.519 --> 01:03:34.400 I mean, you were a part of it. 01:03:34.480 --> 01:03:35.599 They loved you, right? 01:03:35.679 --> 01:03:36.880 They were screaming your name. 01:03:36.960 --> 01:03:41.440 Every time I went on a stage to play a little game or whatever, they were like, go Ashley, do it for Ashley. 01:03:41.599 --> 01:03:42.400 That's what they were doing. 01:03:42.480 --> 01:03:42.719 Right. 01:03:42.880 --> 01:03:43.119 Right? 01:03:43.199 --> 01:03:44.239 But she couldn't take that. 01:03:44.960 --> 01:03:51.199 So then she thought I was like texting someone else or you know, cheating, or anything like that. 01:03:51.360 --> 01:03:54.079 And then she was, and then I then I was like trying to diffuse the situation. 01:03:54.159 --> 01:03:57.519 I showed her my green room, or I had like a big room with just me in there. 01:03:57.599 --> 01:03:59.760 And she was like, Fuck you, a green room. 01:04:00.000 --> 01:04:01.039 Who are you talking to? 01:04:01.119 --> 01:04:02.320 She started talking to my ex. 01:04:02.559 --> 01:04:04.079 I'm like, no, I'm talking to you. 01:04:04.159 --> 01:04:06.719 I'm I'm talking to you, I'm sharing this moment with you. 01:04:06.880 --> 01:04:21.679 But anyway, when we came back together, I was telling her, I was like, listen, when I'm having a moment in my career and I'm sharing it with you, and you're mad for some strange reason, you save that shit for tomorrow. 01:04:21.840 --> 01:04:22.239

Yeah. 01:04:22.480 --> 01:04:25.599 You don't, you don't shit on my day. 01:04:25.920 --> 01:04:29.920 You like if I made you mad for some reason, you save it for tomorrow. 01:04:30.079 --> 01:04:33.199 You congratulate me for today, and then save it for tomorrow. 01:04:33.599 --> 01:04:38.719 Because the thing is, like, it took it took so long to get to these fucking moments. 01:04:39.039 --> 01:04:40.239 To these moments, bro. 01:04:40.559 --> 01:04:53.519 It takes, like, they don't like everyone, like, and this is so cliche, and everyone sees like the good shit that happens, but no one sees the 12 people in a room that still has the football game playing in the background. 01:04:53.679 --> 01:04:55.440 I'm like, I'm doing some shit now. 01:04:56.159 --> 01:04:57.039 Some shit now. 01:04:57.199 --> 01:05:00.320 I did a show at a barn with a cow behind me. 01:05:00.480 --> 01:05:01.280 We've done everything. 01:05:01.599 --> 01:05:02.960 And you know what I mean? 01:05:03.119 --> 01:05:05.519 Like, I'm doing this, and I'm on Warner Theater. 01:05:05.679 --> 01:05:10.000 I'm trying to share this with you, and you're telling me I'm texting my ex when I'm texting you. 01:05:10.239 --> 01:05:13.119 And we can, we'll, we can, uh, we're we're running a little long. 01:05:13.199 --> 01:05:13.599 Oh, okay. 01:05:13.679 --> 01:05:14.719 We'll no, no, you're good. 01:05:14.800 --> 01:05:19.280 We'll talk about that next episode too, because it's just like our boy is on funny as fuck right now. 01:05:19.360 --> 01:05:19.519 Yes. 01:05:19.679 --> 01:05:20.400 You know what I'm saying? 01:05:20.480 --> 01:05:22.880 And like, people don't know. 01:05:24.480 --> 01:05:26.719 DC people know a version of me. 01:05:27.039 --> 01:05:28.800 DC comics know a version of me. 01:05:28.960 --> 01:05:32.000 They don't know the shit I did before I got here. 01:05:32.159 --> 01:05:36.880 And like, me and me and our boy, we we've been on some bullshit shows together. 01:05:38.159 --> 01:05:39.599 We we came up together. 01:05:39.840 --> 01:05:42.400 Me and him did a psych work together. 01:05:42.719 --> 01:05:46.480 We bro, I did a deaf show with him, a virtual death show. 01:05:46.800 --> 01:05:51.679 In order for them to laugh, they had to like send like emojis up, bro. 01:05:52.159 --> 01:05:57.440 I I I took I took my lunch break at my regular job at 10 o'clock to do this show. 01:05:58.000 --> 01:06:05.840 Like, we've been through that, but before we even Did that like we did shows together in Charlottesville and like Richmond and stuff, and it's just like people don't know that aspect of us. 01:06:05.920 --> 01:06:10.159 So, like, I was busting his balls in a group, and I can feel people being nervous. 01:06:11.360 --> 01:06:12.159 He's being mean. 01:06:13.039 --> 01:06:16.719 I can feel people being nervous, but I'm like, y'all don't you don't even fucking know. 01:06:17.119 --> 01:06:24.320 Yo, meaning, you know, humble TJ who who sucked it up on this DC comedy scene, which I shouldn't have did that shit. 01:06:24.639 --> 01:06:25.199 Look at the camera. 01:06:25.280 --> 01:06:26.239 I shouldn't have done that shit. 01:06:26.320 --> 01:06:28.000 I'm better than all y'all motherfuckers. 01:06:28.239 --> 01:06:28.480 Okay. 01:06:28.960 --> 01:06:29.119 Whoa. 01:06:29.280 --> 01:06:30.000 Now that's about it. 01:06:30.239 --> 01:06:31.119 Just new TJ. 01:06:31.920 --> 01:06:34.239 Because remember, I was trying to get TJ to be controversial. 01:06:34.400 --> 01:06:35.519 Now he's trying to be controversial. 01:06:35.840 --> 01:06:36.159 No, bro. 01:06:36.239 --> 01:06:40.719 Like, it's just like I I humbled myself and I didn't need to humble myself. 01:06:40.800 --> 01:06:45.920 My mom would always be like, don't get too humble, because if you get too humble, people overlook you. 01:06:46.079 --> 01:06:46.480 Yes, sir. 01:06:46.639 --> 01:06:47.280 People overlook you. 01:06:47.360 --> 01:06:48.320 So Mama's right. 01:06:48.639 --> 01:06:50.639 Yeah, and I and I and I honestly have. 01:06:50.719 --> 01:06:59.119 And I'm not saying I'm anybody, but I'm also saying even being back, I'm working new shit, doing just as well as you doing with your fucking closers. 01:06:59.360 --> 01:07:00.880 So don't see this. 01:07:01.119 --> 01:07:01.920 Listen, TJ. 01:07:02.400 --> 01:07:03.519 TJ had one kid. 01:07:03.599 --> 01:07:04.480 And now look at him. 01:07:04.719 --> 01:07:05.760 We'll talk about the kid next time. 01:07:05.840 --> 01:07:07.280 But you talked about the Ashley shirt. 01:07:07.360 --> 01:07:07.920 I got these. 01:07:08.480 --> 01:07:09.119 Oh, my bad. 01:07:09.280 --> 01:07:09.519 My bad. 01:07:09.679 --> 01:07:11.119 No, you got these. 01:07:11.840 --> 01:07:13.280 I got these Tamara. 01:07:13.519 --> 01:07:14.639 Tamario's socks. 01:07:18.960 --> 01:07:21.840 I got the Tamaria socks right here. 01:07:23.280 --> 01:07:24.239 She gave this. 01:07:24.559 --> 01:07:28.480 This was her gad gift at her first her first Christmas together. 01:07:28.960 --> 01:07:31.119 How long we got dated before you get these socks? 01:07:31.360 --> 01:07:33.679 So I think we started dating in July. 01:07:33.840 --> 01:07:34.239 Mm-hmm. 01:07:34.400 --> 01:07:37.760 So we we met in June and we became official in July. 01:07:38.000 --> 01:07:39.039 So like six months. 01:07:39.199 --> 01:07:39.599 Six months. 01:07:39.840 --> 01:07:40.960 Six months you got these socks. 01:07:41.360 --> 01:07:43.679 And I she her her present was a gift to Puerto Rico. 01:07:44.000 --> 01:07:45.199 It was three months before I got the shirt. 01:07:45.679 --> 01:07:46.960 Three months before I got the shirt. 01:07:47.039 --> 01:07:47.920 And that's insane, bro. 01:07:48.079 --> 01:07:48.559 So I got these. 01:07:48.639 --> 01:07:50.960 But then she also got also got me WrestleMania tickets. 01:07:51.199 --> 01:07:52.639 See, I never got this, bro. 01:07:52.880 --> 01:07:55.360 But you y'all, y'all, you it's still new. 01:07:55.519 --> 01:07:57.920 But I got on a trip to Puerto Rico. 01:07:58.079 --> 01:08:05.920 But I think that it was part of it was like, you know, after my last relationship, everything with us has been pretty easy. 01:08:06.559 --> 01:08:08.480 Like, you know, we we mesh pretty well. 01:08:08.559 --> 01:08:11.840 I think we got the same, we have some of the same interests, you know what I'm saying? 01:08:11.920 --> 01:08:16.159 So it's just been like, but when you've been in toxic shit before that, sometimes you don't know how to deal with it. 01:08:16.239 --> 01:08:17.520 Well, why is this so easy? 01:08:18.000 --> 01:08:18.239 True. 01:08:18.399 --> 01:08:18.720 You know? 01:08:18.960 --> 01:08:19.359 That's true. 01:08:19.520 --> 01:08:20.960 Uh, but we can get into that. 01:08:21.119 --> 01:08:22.399 We can get into that more next time. 01:08:22.479 --> 01:08:23.279 This is a hard style. 01:08:23.359 --> 01:08:24.079 Hey, we back. 01:08:24.319 --> 01:08:25.840 The Bill Talk boys are back. 01:08:26.560 --> 01:08:28.640 Next time we'll have a meal with our bourbon. 01:08:28.720 --> 01:08:30.159 We will have a meal with our bourbon. 01:08:30.239 --> 01:08:32.399 We'll we'll we'll explore some new bourbons. 01:08:32.640 --> 01:08:34.319 I knew that was gonna happen. 01:08:34.880 --> 01:08:37.680 We'll explore some new bourbons next time a picture just fell down. 01:08:38.000 --> 01:08:38.800 I whip something up. 01:08:38.880 --> 01:08:41.039 I got some, I got I got some new recipes. 01:08:41.359 --> 01:08:41.760 Let's do it. 01:08:42.000 --> 01:08:43.840 That I I created, I conjured up, man. 01:08:43.920 --> 01:08:45.600 Now I got my slow cooker back. 01:08:45.760 --> 01:08:48.239 Or when do you you're out of town coming up? 01:08:48.720 --> 01:08:50.159 May May 12th, yeah. 01:08:50.319 --> 01:08:51.840 May 11th and May, May 13th. 01:08:51.920 --> 01:08:53.680 All right, we'll get something on the books before then. 01:08:53.760 --> 01:08:54.079 Yeah, yeah. 01:08:54.560 --> 01:08:55.119 To record again. 01:08:55.359 --> 01:08:56.479 So yeah, Sunday. 01:08:56.720 --> 01:08:58.000 So so we back. 01:08:58.479 --> 01:08:59.359 Thanks for listening. 01:08:59.439 --> 01:09:00.399 We'll catch you next time. 01:09:00.640 --> 01:09:01.279 Peace.