บทถอดความฉบับเต็มของ Ring Raiders

[SPEAKER_01]: No, that's a different, that's a different thing. 03:04.148 --> 03:05.369 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's different CTE? 03:05.589 --> 03:07.871 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's probably literal CTE. 03:08.231 --> 03:09.712 [SPEAKER_07]: Literally, yeah. 03:09.792 --> 03:12.935 [SPEAKER_07]: It's why I keep saying that you want to go back into wrestling. 03:13.175 --> 03:16.317 [SPEAKER_02]: I keep thinking I should go back for one last hurrah. 03:16.337 --> 03:16.918 [SPEAKER_02]: What do you think? 03:18.059 --> 03:19.880 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it's not going to make you dumber. 03:21.301 --> 03:22.822 [SPEAKER_02]: Jan, it's not going to make me dumber. 03:25.304 --> 03:25.664 [SPEAKER_07]: You know what? 03:26.816 --> 03:27.496 [SPEAKER_07]: that is correct. 03:28.157 --> 03:30.478 [SPEAKER_07]: I don't think it's possible for you to get any done. 03:31.358 --> 03:31.858 [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you. 03:32.178 --> 03:41.862 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, there's an episode of House where like, you know, someone, there's like an old woman who has like untreated syphilis or something for for years. 03:42.883 --> 03:51.366 [SPEAKER_01]: And but she's like been been more care free lately and has had a lot of personality changes and she's concerned because when 03:56.208 --> 04:00.813 [SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, oh no, will you curing it, like make me go back to normal? 04:00.893 --> 04:06.338 [SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, no, your brains are even eating away, curing it will just prevent more damage from happening. 04:06.598 --> 04:09.962 [SPEAKER_01]: But if you're happy like this, like you're going to be, you're going to be exactly like this too. 04:10.002 --> 04:10.802 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, oh, good. 04:11.183 --> 04:12.644 [SPEAKER_01]: And I feel like that's right. 04:12.684 --> 04:15.707 [SPEAKER_01]: The simplest is already eating away at your brain, right? 04:15.727 --> 04:16.868 [SPEAKER_02]: I'm having a great time too. 04:16.908 --> 04:17.829 [SPEAKER_02]: I'll be honest with you. 04:18.090 --> 04:18.370 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. 04:21.282 --> 04:26.365 [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, hey, I look, every day is full of sunshine and rainbows as far as I'm concerned. 04:27.005 --> 04:29.687 [SPEAKER_02]: So you're a, you're a Trump supporter as what you're saying. 04:29.707 --> 04:31.488 [SPEAKER_02]: He's just a regular ass white dude. 04:34.948 --> 04:42.135 [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I'm just say to be fair, if you're a Trump supporter in the year 2026 as we record this, you're not having the best of times right now. 04:42.636 --> 04:43.997 [SPEAKER_01]: No, that's true. 04:44.358 --> 04:46.320 [SPEAKER_07]: You're quietly stepping back. 04:46.400 --> 04:52.506 [SPEAKER_07]: You're deleting tweets and Facebook posts and it's six months. 04:52.526 --> 04:54.748 [SPEAKER_07]: You'll be like, I have no idea what you're talking about. 04:54.848 --> 04:56.150 [SPEAKER_07]: I have always been an ardent 04:57.071 --> 04:59.673 [SPEAKER_07]: Democrat fill in the Democrat,

you know, local. 05:00.054 --> 05:11.666 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, so it's so it's literally every Republican in the in Congress and in the Senate and anywhere that's going to start pretending that they Yeah, we're we're going to find out in hindsight. 05:11.686 --> 05:15.670 [SPEAKER_02]: There were actually 50 million libertarian voters in the last election. 05:15.750 --> 05:16.431 [SPEAKER_02]: It's crazy. 05:16.711 --> 05:16.951 [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah. 05:17.071 --> 05:17.291 [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah. 05:18.373 --> 05:18.753 [SPEAKER_02]: Who knew? 05:20.533 --> 05:26.961 [SPEAKER_07]: Anyway, they've already got practice in the, uh, all the election was rigged, they'd be like, Oh, no, I didn't vote for Trump. 05:27.041 --> 05:27.962 [SPEAKER_07]: I vote over someone else. 05:28.322 --> 05:30.565 [SPEAKER_07]: That's, but he's still somehow got in. 05:30.645 --> 05:32.387 [SPEAKER_07]: Obviously, he's a bad man. 05:32.408 --> 05:33.729 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they'll say this one. 05:33.769 --> 05:34.871 [SPEAKER_07]: What else could we have done? 05:35.111 --> 05:36.653 [SPEAKER_02]: I spoke about it for just died. 05:36.913 --> 05:38.075 [SPEAKER_02]: How was I supposed to know? 05:41.043 --> 05:41.703 [SPEAKER_02]: I think it. 05:42.864 --> 05:45.144 [SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, we watched the show called Ring Raiders. 05:45.524 --> 05:48.385 [SPEAKER_02]: Chan, why, why, why did we watch this? 05:48.785 --> 05:49.125 [SPEAKER_07]: Why? 05:49.186 --> 05:51.986 [SPEAKER_07]: Because this is part of Harnage Gettin' Everybody. 05:52.006 --> 05:54.827 [SPEAKER_07]: Uh, well, still Harnage. 05:54.987 --> 05:55.307 [SPEAKER_07]: Okay. 05:55.327 --> 05:55.828 [SPEAKER_07]: Harnage? 05:56.188 --> 05:57.988 [SPEAKER_07]: This was one of the shows that he developed. 05:58.468 --> 06:06.971 [SPEAKER_07]: I believe I, honestly, I don't remember what we did last week, but he was involved with it, but like, I don't think that he was, um, like the main dude creating it. 06:07.672 --> 06:16.807 [SPEAKER_07]: Uh, this one, he, he developed it and on the one hand, this was dog shit. 06:16.907 --> 06:19.211 [SPEAKER_07]: It is so dog shit on the other hand. 06:21.080 --> 06:24.682 [SPEAKER_07]: I'm pretty sure he was just handed like a stack of pictures. 06:24.722 --> 06:27.603 [SPEAKER_07]: Like these are the toys that we made, make it make sense. 06:27.883 --> 06:33.886 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, part of the reason the Wikipedia page is atrocious is because there are approximately 900 characters. 06:34.427 --> 06:35.707 [SPEAKER_01]: I started reading it. 06:35.867 --> 06:38.629 [SPEAKER_01]: I got through like three good guys and three villains. 06:38.669 --> 06:40.790 [SPEAKER_01]: And then I was like, nah, I'm not, I'm not doing this. 06:41.130 --> 06:43.031 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not, I'm not reading any further. 06:43.131 --> 06:45.292 [SPEAKER_01]: Because there are so many. 06:46.584 --> 06:47.825 [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know. 06:48.305 --> 06:51.728 [SPEAKER_07]: None of them are anything beyond like their name. 06:52.288 --> 06:54.130 [SPEAKER_07]: Like, make-oh, he's the shark of the sky. 06:54.450 --> 06:55.691 [SPEAKER_07]: Period, that's it. 06:55.811 --> 06:57.713 [SPEAKER_07]: No further character development necessary. 06:58.013 --> 07:05.939 [SPEAKER_02]: I've heard that the characters in Sylvester Stallone's The Expendables had more depth. 07:07.000 --> 07:10.422 [SPEAKER_02]: And like, Jetley's character was like named ping pong or something like that. 07:10.482 --> 07:11.323 [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just saying, 07:12.270 --> 07:12.970 [SPEAKER_02]: Jesus Christ. 07:13.010 --> 07:13.570 [SPEAKER_02]: Be serious. 07:14.191 --> 07:15.791 [SPEAKER_02]: It was something like that. 07:15.931 --> 07:16.611 [SPEAKER_01]: Yes. 07:16.651 --> 07:16.931 [SPEAKER_01]: Watch. 07:16.991 --> 07:18.652 [SPEAKER_01]: It was probably nothing like that. 07:18.732 --> 07:21.533 [SPEAKER_01]: And that's what Ray's brain filled in the blanks. 07:21.633 --> 07:22.993 [SPEAKER_01]: It was probably like Steve. 07:23.053 --> 07:23.933 [SPEAKER_01]: His name is Steve. 07:23.973 --> 07:27.474 [SPEAKER_01]: And then Ray was like, did you just call that guy ping pong? 07:27.674 --> 07:28.815 [SPEAKER_01]: Man, ping pong. 07:28.855 --> 07:30.135 [SPEAKER_01]: What a racist character name. 07:30.155 --> 07:31.455 [SPEAKER_07]: Hey, you should do it. 07:31.735 --> 07:33.436 [SPEAKER_07]: Obviously, obviously, it's ping pong. 07:33.456 --> 07:33.736 [SPEAKER_07]: He's got 07:35.451 --> 07:39.355 [SPEAKER_02]: Um, yeah, he just wrote because he the expendables is delightful first off. 07:39.375 --> 07:42.357 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not going to take any of these because you love the racism. 07:43.578 --> 07:46.040 [SPEAKER_02]: Um, I mean, to be fair, uh, he wrote this. 07:46.100 --> 07:51.565 [SPEAKER_02]: He wrote, this is a guy who wrote a whole bunch of movies for his friends to be in. 07:51.805 --> 07:52.566 [SPEAKER_02]: And I was wrong. 07:52.606 --> 07:53.827 [SPEAKER_02]: It was not ping pong. 07:53.987 --> 07:54.328 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh-huh. 07:54.748 --> 07:55.489 [SPEAKER_02]: It was Steve. 07:56.169 --> 07:57.871 [SPEAKER_02]: It was Ying Ying. 07:58.091 --> 08:02.455 [SPEAKER_02]: So, tell me I was far a half like, 08:03.050 --> 08:05.411 [SPEAKER_07]: You were in the ballpark, I'm afraid. 08:07.131 --> 08:11.193 [SPEAKER_02]: You know, I'd be, look, Jason Statham's name is Lee Christmas. 08:13.093 --> 08:15.094 [SPEAKER_02]: Ready contours, name was Tol Road. 08:17.335 --> 08:19.836 [SPEAKER_07]: Steve Austin's name was Pain. 08:20.316 --> 08:22.457 [SPEAKER_02]: Pain, Stone Cold Steve Austin. 08:22.477 --> 08:23.317 [SPEAKER_07]: Where's my carpenter? 08:23.337 --> 08:24.417 [SPEAKER_07]: What are you doing in there? 08:25.098 --> 08:28.359 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that was after Josh Ween got her blacklist since we're being prego. 08:32.818 --> 08:35.880 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and Mickey Rark was tool. 08:37.021 --> 08:39.843 [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, boy, oh, boy, I

love that movie. 08:39.863 --> 08:50.391 [SPEAKER_02]: I'll defend that movie, but he didn't try very hard with the characterization names, but he did try slightly harder than the guy who wrote, made a Mr. Harden as you made ring raiders. 08:52.073 --> 08:55.115 [SPEAKER_02]: I just saw the toy line for ring raiders. 08:55.135 --> 08:57.156 [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if you all looked into it, looked this up yet. 08:57.557 --> 08:57.737 [SPEAKER_07]: No. 08:59.085 --> 09:02.827 [SPEAKER_02]: What if because here's I'm going to I'm going to break down ring Raiders real quick. 09:02.887 --> 09:04.147 [SPEAKER_02]: This is what they're going for. 09:05.068 --> 09:06.548 [SPEAKER_02]: This came out in 1989. 09:07.169 --> 09:10.270 [SPEAKER_02]: Top gun was still in the zeitgeist a little bit. 09:10.610 --> 09:17.534 [SPEAKER_02]: So people were really into dog fights, airplanes like jet planes, that kind of a thing. 09:18.274 --> 09:19.614 [SPEAKER_02]: And that kind of a vibe. 09:20.215 --> 09:27.018 [SPEAKER_02]: So what if we made a cartoon that just centered around dog fighting and airplanes primarily. 09:28.154 --> 09:38.604 [SPEAKER_02]: And the toy line was rings that you would wear on your finger with airplanes that were like popping out from them. 09:39.125 --> 09:41.727 [SPEAKER_01]: Like the plot is even more convoluted. 09:42.068 --> 09:52.038 [SPEAKER_01]: Like as I was reading and as they were going into it in this episode, I was like, oh, this is so many hats on so many hats. 09:53.770 --> 09:54.130 [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah. 09:54.290 --> 09:55.030 [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah. 09:55.330 --> 09:55.490 [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah. 09:55.550 --> 09:55.650 [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah. 09:55.670 --> 09:56.030 [SPEAKER_07]: 100%. 09:57.271 --> 10:08.973 [SPEAKER_07]: But again, I feel like I was honestly here to dunk on Phil Harnage and like is this product good? 10:09.313 --> 10:10.593 [SPEAKER_07]: No, it is bad. 10:11.053 --> 10:13.573 [SPEAKER_07]: But like I don't know that anybody 10:23.777 --> 10:25.947 [SPEAKER_07]: Like he had nothing. 10:26.845 --> 10:47.701 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I would be curious to see like what they actually told him because if you said like, oh, we're like, we're taking the best fighters from every, every like time period in history to battle off some existential evil that could end the world. 10:47.842 --> 10:50.504 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, hell yeah, sort of mortal comedy. 10:51.104 --> 10:54.066 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm in and they managed to make that premise bad. 10:55.158 --> 11:07.220 [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, but also, they're like, yeah, what if we take people from all over history and I guarantee you if there was a season two, they would figure it out how to get a caveman on this show. 11:07.941 --> 11:11.181 [SPEAKER_07]: You have to figure out how to make them coexist. 11:11.801 --> 11:20.263 [SPEAKER_07]: And I'm sorry, but you got two guys from actually, I should double check when was the German dude from 11:21.183 --> 11:23.945 [SPEAKER_01]:

I don't think he was from Nazi Germany era. 11:24.546 --> 11:37.135 [SPEAKER_01]: I want to say this was the time when this was at the time when as we've been told by by Buzz Dixon cartoons were not like really explicitly allowed to be like Hitler, World War II. 11:37.615 --> 11:41.398 [SPEAKER_01]: So the fact that they like opened this up with like, oh, 11:46.822 --> 12:07.090 [SPEAKER_01]: nothing specific to it on just right yeah like you're doing everything you can't like why would you said it during that time period if you can't explicitly say okay this is a fighter a world war two fighter pilot fighting against the Nazis they're just like oh yeah this guy's like fighting over an ocean for something 12:08.090 --> 12:14.993 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I couldn't figure out what the goal was of anybody other than Nebula's save the day. 12:15.833 --> 12:20.395 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, when the villains like announced their plan, I was like, what? 12:21.476 --> 12:22.076 [SPEAKER_01]: What? 12:22.656 --> 12:24.917 [SPEAKER_01]: Like even cobra plans make more sense in this. 12:24.957 --> 12:29.259 [SPEAKER_01]: Like when they started, they were like, oh, yeah, we're going to like explode all these volcanoes. 12:29.299 --> 12:30.940 [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, okay, I'm following you so far. 12:31.240 --> 12:33.481 [SPEAKER_01]: Chain reaction of volcanoes got it. 12:34.742 --> 12:43.169 [SPEAKER_01]: And then, and then they're like, yeah, and then everything will be destroyed, and I was like, and then, and then they're like, yeah, and then, and then, like, will, will step in. 12:45.651 --> 12:57.281 [SPEAKER_07]: His plan was that every, because obviously, when one volcano goes off in the ring of fire, every single volcano in the ring of fire goes off all around the Pacific Ocean. 12:57.481 --> 12:58.102 [SPEAKER_07]: Yes. 12:58.462 --> 12:59.303 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm following this. 13:00.524 --> 13:20.498 [SPEAKER_07]: And then when that happens, all of the ring raiders will have to step in because as we all know, the ring raiders can help when all of the volcanoes, the first people you call obviously because you want cool airplanes, maybe a dozen of them to save 13:21.545 --> 13:25.366 [SPEAKER_07]: every person on the rim of the Pacific Ocean. 13:25.406 --> 13:35.369 [SPEAKER_07]: So all along the West Coast of the United States, everyone along the East Coast of China, all of Japan, much of Australia. 13:37.430 --> 13:41.651 [SPEAKER_07]: And then the bad guys will go do whatever they want with the rest of the world. 13:41.971 --> 13:45.752 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, but their plan is basically like, oh, like, fuck up the world. 13:45.832 --> 13:47.193 [SPEAKER_01]: So then it belongs to us. 13:48.431 --> 13:54.575 [SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, because at first, I thought it was going to be like, oh, we're going to, like, a cobra plan would be okay. 13:54.655 --> 13:57.476 [SPEAKER_01]: We're going to, like, set a bomb in a volcano. 13:57.816 --> 14:02.939 [SPEAKER_01]: And if the government doesn't pay us a billion dollars, we will, we will set it off. 14:03.300 --> 14:04.800 [SPEAKER_01]: And that's a plan I can wrap my head around. 14:05.101 --> 14:12.125 [SPEAKER_01]: This just seems like dudes are like, yeah, like, once there's chaos, we'll be in charge. 14:14.267 --> 14:22.703 [SPEAKER_07]: I just don't understand how like if you're going to like blow a bunch of the world, you would blow up the cool bits, which is far from the business, everything around the Pacific Ocean. 14:22.723 --> 14:26.930 [SPEAKER_01]: Look at this, this is why their plan is very confusing. 14:27.547 --> 14:28.968 [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah, not great. 14:29.348 --> 14:29.708 [SPEAKER_07]: Not great. 14:30.008 --> 14:33.970 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it does seem like if you were like a little kid like in your like, okay, let's play a game. 14:34.110 --> 14:44.696 [SPEAKER_01]: The little kid would be like, okay, I'm the bad guy and you're the good guy and I'm gonna like, I'm gonna, no, you know what, a kid would be like, I'm gonna take over the world and that makes more sense than whatever these guys you're doing. 14:46.557 --> 14:52.100 [SPEAKER_02]: I can't believe once again, you guys are so confused about the plots of one of these shows. 14:52.740 --> 14:55.842 [SPEAKER_02]: It made perfect sense to me. 14:57.527 --> 15:08.277 [SPEAKER_02]: every not one wasted frame in this show not one problem with this show's narrative it goes a to b to c to d and gets us out in a tight 22. 15:08.758 --> 15:13.983 [SPEAKER_01]: Can you speed through the can you speed through the beginning plot so we can get to the part my favorite part of them walking? 15:14.490 --> 15:20.231 [SPEAKER_07]: Hold on, I just want to point out that before we started, Ray was like, I don't understand what's going on here. 15:20.491 --> 15:23.352 [SPEAKER_07]: And I was like, no, no, no, I'll explain it as soon as we get on. 15:23.932 --> 15:26.293 [SPEAKER_07]: And here we are, like, four minutes in. 15:26.653 --> 15:29.334 [SPEAKER_07]: And he's like, I have no idea what's going on. 15:30.174 --> 15:32.294 [SPEAKER_07]: I call bullshit, sir. 15:33.315 --> 15:35.395 [SPEAKER_02]: So you're right, I know exactly what's going on. 15:35.455 --> 15:39.516 [SPEAKER_02]: I had an epiphany while y'all were talking back and forth right there. 15:39.876 --> 15:42.637 [SPEAKER_02]: And it became crystal clear to me exactly what this is. 15:44.372 --> 15:45.772 [SPEAKER_02]: and what is it? 15:45.792 --> 15:48.353 [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I'll explain it as we go along, obviously. 15:48.373 --> 15:52.714 [SPEAKER_02]: It's obviously you show about airplanes and saving the world. 15:54.334 --> 15:59.595 [SPEAKER_07]: Can we start with this being the worst art I have ever seen in it? 15:59.655 --> 16:03.616 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's the the character designs are so bad. 16:03.756 --> 16:06.157 [SPEAKER_01]: The the hot chick at the that the 16:06.897 --> 16:14.419

[SPEAKER_01]: World War II pilot, like meets, I was like, wow, she is, she's not only like bad looking, like she's like disturbing looking. 16:14.879 --> 16:20.821 [SPEAKER_01]: And the main dude is like on drugs, like his eyes are half closed the entire time. 16:21.421 --> 16:22.241 [SPEAKER_07]: So weird. 16:22.321 --> 16:25.162 [SPEAKER_01]: And it's such a weird character design. 16:25.582 --> 16:29.323 [SPEAKER_02]: What's wild about this character is, one he wears orange tiger stripes. 16:29.363 --> 16:33.505 [SPEAKER_02]: He looks like Tony the tiger from Frosted Flakes commercials. 16:35.265 --> 16:37.988 [SPEAKER_02]: his expression demeanor and everything about him. 16:38.249 --> 16:45.597 [SPEAKER_02]: He could be less interested or could not be less interested in being on this show or being part of this team. 16:45.917 --> 16:49.361 [SPEAKER_02]: He's either a stoner or a burnout or what. 16:49.541 --> 16:50.242 [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know. 16:50.522 --> 16:52.444 [SPEAKER_02]: He does not care. 16:52.465 --> 16:54.827 [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, 100%. 16:55.880 --> 17:02.463 [SPEAKER_02]: absolutely insane and the lady you're talking about so first off this show begins and honestly like I thought this is pretty good writing. 17:03.144 --> 17:07.146 [SPEAKER_02]: The show begins with he also doesn't care about World War II either just for the record. 17:07.566 --> 17:11.648 [SPEAKER_02]: His attitude into meter did not change when he got sucks through time. 17:12.829 --> 17:15.150 [SPEAKER_02]: But he's going on a mission for the allied forces. 17:15.370 --> 17:23.414 [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't realize that back at World War II they let you fly an orange tiger striped plane and I could just be lacking in my history knowledge. 17:23.874 --> 17:34.382 [SPEAKER_02]: But I don't remember them being so colorful out in the field, because you need to be able to identify your team from the other team amongst the chaos. 17:34.442 --> 17:35.163 [SPEAKER_02]: It's a little wild. 17:35.303 --> 17:35.663 [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know. 17:36.123 --> 17:40.226 [SPEAKER_01]: But he's like commanding officer pulls like a lanterns. 17:40.266 --> 17:41.507 [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, are you afraid? 17:41.587 --> 17:46.351 [SPEAKER_01]: And then I realized, oh, this dude's on like 20 beta blockers. 17:46.411 --> 17:48.653 [SPEAKER_01]: That explains his sleepy eyes the entire time. 17:49.213 --> 17:51.597 [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, yeah, he could be on Academy in this whole show. 17:51.797 --> 17:54.381 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it would make a lot more sense to be honest. 17:55.002 --> 17:55.502 [SPEAKER_01]: Truthfully. 17:56.655 --> 18:10.598 [SPEAKER_02]: So so he's flying around doing a World War II style mission and he wins the mission shoots down the people he's dogfighting with after he says like Like they're like the lieutenant is like there are three bogies out there come on back. 18:10.618 --> 18:22.840 [SPEAKER_07]: It's like oh I hear you breaking up and then goes and and chases him down which is I mean like If you're trying to tell a story to an eight-year-old 18:23.742 --> 18:41.978 [SPEAKER_07]: okay this is the character you know he's a hot shot you know he's not doing that like on purpose he like legitimately didn't hear no he is absolutely doing that on purpose why do you mean i can time near the end and that's how he learns his lesson although the thing that we'll get to it 18:43.639 --> 18:45.200 [SPEAKER_02]: So he wins his mission. 18:45.500 --> 18:46.761 [SPEAKER_02]: He's called back to base. 18:47.262 --> 18:51.885 [SPEAKER_02]: He sees these three bogies who turn out to be like the villains of the show in the from the future. 18:52.666 --> 18:56.909 [SPEAKER_02]: And he says, you got his bosses, you got to come back and then he makes up a thing. 18:57.630 --> 18:59.571 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I'm getting a lot of static. 18:59.891 --> 19:00.572 [SPEAKER_02]: Can't hear you. 19:00.872 --> 19:03.694 [SPEAKER_02]: So then he dives into attack the three planes at once. 19:04.215 --> 19:04.975 [SPEAKER_02]: And these are like, 19:05.985 --> 19:25.370 [SPEAKER_07]: pilots from the future and they end up shooting him the f-down to a cold cold sweet death into the volcano below hold on there were there were actually three of his time planes there which he did count and send three more time travelers came right 19:27.071 --> 19:32.034 [SPEAKER_07]: Also featuring a lady who is just as whacked out of her mind. 19:32.454 --> 19:32.914 [SPEAKER_07]: Yes. 19:32.954 --> 19:33.515 [SPEAKER_07]: Downers. 19:33.975 --> 19:34.655 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 19:34.675 --> 19:37.997 [SPEAKER_01]: Why, why are they drawing them with these half closed eyes? 19:38.117 --> 19:40.399 [SPEAKER_01]: It's such a weird choice. 19:42.383 --> 19:50.488 [SPEAKER_07]: I don't understand because it's it's not just like an accident or like, you know, you can find some sort of a freeze frame in any of these things. 19:50.568 --> 19:54.070 [SPEAKER_07]: It's like, ooh, that looks really gross, you know, whatever. 19:54.710 --> 19:59.933 [SPEAKER_07]: Every, you pause at any second of this and it will look like trash. 20:00.413 --> 20:08.138 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, but like, they specifically, it's not just like, oh, they're blinking a lot and that they specifically draw them so that they're resting face. 20:09.537 --> 20:14.803 [SPEAKER_01]: is half asleep and it's so it's like very unsettling. 20:15.364 --> 20:19.468 [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, and then when the as soon as they open their mouth, you're like, oh, God, no, that's even worse. 20:19.609 --> 20:20.409 [SPEAKER_07]: Yes, let me do it. 20:21.478 --> 20:26.441 [SPEAKER_02]: Can you give me a sound pull because our hero, our tiger striped hero shoots down one of the future. 20:26.461 --> 20:28.022 [SPEAKER_02]: He shoots down the lady, of course. 20:28.602 --> 20:32.104 [SPEAKER_02]: And if you can give me a sound pull, I believe it's from about five, twenty five. 20:33.005 --> 20:38.768

[SPEAKER_02]: And this is the emotional range that she has as she is fighting for her life. 20:39.088 --> 20:43.951 [SPEAKER_02]: Her literal life as she is crashing from being shot down in her airplane. 20:44.349 --> 20:49.192 [SPEAKER_07]: This, of course, is indicative of literally every character in this cartoon. 20:49.813 --> 20:50.733 [SPEAKER_07]: This affect. 20:50.953 --> 20:51.474 [SPEAKER_01]: He got me. 20:51.894 --> 20:52.694 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going down. 20:55.096 --> 21:00.159 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so maybe my new theory is that everyone was on quite lutes. 21:00.359 --> 21:01.740 [SPEAKER_01]: The animators are on quite lutes. 21:01.760 --> 21:03.121 [SPEAKER_01]: That's why they drew them real sleepy. 21:03.141 --> 21:04.582 [SPEAKER_01]: The voice actors are on quite lutes. 21:05.102 --> 21:07.824 [SPEAKER_01]: Somehow the cartoon characters are also on quite lutes. 21:08.585 --> 21:10.426 [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, no, no. 21:10.806 --> 21:12.507 [SPEAKER_07]: Hold on, let me see if I can find 21:14.140 --> 21:19.006 [SPEAKER_07]: the Yahoo, because Yahoo is a noise that you make when you're very excited. 21:19.026 --> 21:23.871 [SPEAKER_07]: Yes, yeah, yeah, a lot. 21:24.131 --> 21:25.132 [SPEAKER_02]: We need a one more time. 21:25.533 --> 21:26.094 [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, please. 21:31.337 --> 21:38.440 [SPEAKER_01]: That is a seven year old and doing community theater. 21:38.460 --> 21:43.782 [SPEAKER_02]: I could picture the animation voice director who says, Dude, all right, look, we got you at a four. 21:43.862 --> 21:44.763 [SPEAKER_02]: We need you at a two. 21:52.342 --> 21:59.446 [SPEAKER_07]: That's, oh my god, that was a separate one where he, it was, but I listening to it now, I can go shit. 22:00.046 --> 22:05.149 [SPEAKER_07]: He only said Yahoo once and they just, click, cut that and put it over there too. 22:05.609 --> 22:07.310 [SPEAKER_02]: That's it on the time for those takes to end. 22:07.770 --> 22:11.892 [SPEAKER_07]: You can't even, oh, this was, okay, this was 22:19.908 --> 22:20.328 [SPEAKER_07]: television. 22:20.428 --> 22:26.331 [SPEAKER_01]: I went in with low expectations because it was deek, but this is this is somehow the deekiest of deeks. 22:26.631 --> 22:28.492 [SPEAKER_01]: The deekiest of deeks. 22:29.072 --> 22:29.752 [SPEAKER_01]: So here's the deal. 22:30.052 --> 22:33.094 [SPEAKER_02]: Our hero, Yahoo, is getting shot down. 22:33.334 --> 22:34.494 [SPEAKER_02]: He's embracing death. 22:34.514 --> 22:39.296 [SPEAKER_02]: He's about to crash into a volcanic, uh, ring and volcanic island. 22:39.796 --> 22:40.797 [SPEAKER_02]: And it's over for him. 22:41.177 --> 22:47.660 [SPEAKER_02]: When next, he realizes like everything turns to white and he's being woken up amongst friends 22:49.477 --> 22:51.378 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, not friends people, he's never been before. 22:51.498 --> 23:07.923 [SPEAKER_01]: It's the, it's the, it's the, it's the ending of Captain America, except they have kidnapped him out of time with no regard to whether he had family or pets, just because they think he's a good pilot, but he's not a good pilot. 23:07.963 --> 23:09.264 [SPEAKER_02]: That's, I want to start here. 23:10.793 --> 23:28.933 [SPEAKER_02]: he's not that good a pilot like he's probably like 22 and it I'm maybe he may run a bunch of missions before this we don't know about that got on the attention but all I saw was a guy who didn't follow orders and got his ass shot down and killed I mean even the resistance needs a red shirt from time to time 23:30.730 --> 23:33.811 [SPEAKER_02]: but you could take someone from any point in history. 23:34.331 --> 23:36.571 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but they probably like the rest of their career. 23:37.072 --> 23:38.412 [SPEAKER_01]: But he was supposed to die. 23:38.492 --> 23:42.793 [SPEAKER_01]: So they were probably like, look, what we got coming up as a suicide mission. 23:42.893 --> 23:46.074 [SPEAKER_01]: Do we have anyone we don't feel bad about stealing from history? 23:46.434 --> 23:50.115 [SPEAKER_01]: And they'll be like, well, there's this idiot that didn't follow orders and then died. 23:51.535 --> 23:52.756 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, maybe we could get him. 23:53.696 --> 23:55.776 [SPEAKER_01]: And if he dies, he dies since he was supposed to die. 23:55.796 --> 23:57.357 [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, and they were like, yeah, all right, whatever. 23:57.397 --> 23:57.797 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't care. 23:58.789 --> 24:18.364 [SPEAKER_07]: I, okay, according to the Wikipedia quote, he has more potential than most of the other ring raiders put together in terms of mirror flying ability, which sounds like nonsense except that later on they're talking about the bad guy and they talk about his flying power and how he wants to get more flying power. 24:19.345 --> 24:37.910 [SPEAKER_07]: This is like, so gamified that he has a flying stat, and it can be raised by, I don't know, rolling a D20 or some shit, getting a magical amulet that raises your flying skill. 24:37.930 --> 24:42.031 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, this is a much lame or version of the last star fighter. 24:42.832 --> 24:46.833 [SPEAKER_07]: It is a much lame or version of everything. 24:47.544 --> 24:48.205 [SPEAKER_02]: Yes. 24:48.426 --> 25:00.507 [SPEAKER_02]: The part that really got me here and I'm not trying to like be age critical of anybody, but the quote unquote very, you know, attractive, the one he's supposed to be going like, I, I, I, I, I, to be introducing to the team. 25:01.787 --> 25:04.248 [SPEAKER_02]: is comfortably 20 years older than him. 25:04.408 --> 25:07.429 [SPEAKER_01]: Excuse me, this is your fucking complaint. 25:07.910 --> 25:08.830 [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, wow. 25:09.090 --> 25:11.371 [SPEAKER_02]: I could play it as that it's not age appropriate. 25:11.851 --> 25:14.512 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, I would think that that would be the first thing. 25:15.032 --> 25:21.515 [SPEAKER_01]: First of all, men have been men have been doing weird age stuff for

centuries. 25:21.595 --> 25:22.796 [SPEAKER_01]: So now it's women's time. 25:23.056 --> 25:25.077 [SPEAKER_01]: We're allowed to fuck anyone who's legal. 25:25.697 --> 25:25.897 [SPEAKER_07]: Yep. 25:27.343 --> 25:30.126 [SPEAKER_02]: That's called people in Hollywood would mention in our photo dump. 25:30.507 --> 25:36.995 [SPEAKER_02]: I forgot that Gina has a basement full of seven to nine twenty four year old hunks at any given time. 25:37.375 --> 25:38.897 [SPEAKER_01]: It's called the quality race. 25:38.937 --> 25:40.078 [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry you hate it. 25:40.992 --> 25:46.756 [SPEAKER_07]: Hold on, I have a looking at this friggin picture and she looks like she's 24. 25:47.096 --> 25:51.439 [SPEAKER_07]: Which I'll say four, Ray, that's like a decorative crown. 25:51.559 --> 25:54.662 [SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, Ray is like, does not look 24. 25:54.722 --> 26:00.306 [SPEAKER_01]: Why doesn't she just die like all women do at 27 or I wish they would do at 27. 26:00.326 --> 26:00.606 [SPEAKER_01]: I do this. 26:05.902 --> 26:07.704 [SPEAKER_07]: You are so wrong, right? 26:07.824 --> 26:19.817 [SPEAKER_02]: 24, she's 42 dude, she is 42, he's 22 and he should not be acting weird, especially given he was just saved from death and the first thing he's taken about is his boner. 26:20.237 --> 26:21.439 [SPEAKER_02]: Like what is happening? 26:21.879 --> 26:23.982 [SPEAKER_02]: I guess most 22 year olds that actually makes sense. 26:24.502 --> 26:47.647 [SPEAKER_07]: I think about that is a real disappointing thing where like yes, he has shunted out of time just before dying he sees a woman who's being chill with them is like, well, hey, you are a really great pilot and you're going to be like the savior of humanity and he's like, uh, and then he wings at her like, yep, let's fuck 26:48.007 --> 26:55.649 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, honest, I, I was impressed that this is a, this is a cartoon of its time period and that's all he did. 26:55.709 --> 26:59.511 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I was like, okay, I was expecting her to rape her ear. 26:59.531 --> 27:00.411 [SPEAKER_01]: Right. 27:00.451 --> 27:01.931 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it was, was wink at her. 27:02.332 --> 27:04.372 [SPEAKER_01]: This is, this is, I call this progress. 27:05.012 --> 27:10.934 [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, for a deep cartoon, I feel like that is the equivalent of a way. 27:11.734 --> 27:14.535 [SPEAKER_07]: Like, we know we all know what's actually happening there. 27:16.975 --> 27:26.163 [SPEAKER_02]: to be fair, this is where we meet our multicultural pilot team, including the Asian guy who straight up bows at the waist. 27:26.623 --> 27:28.485 [SPEAKER_01]: Pink Pong, as you think his name is Pink Pong, right? 27:28.905 --> 27:29.526 [SPEAKER_07]: His Pink Pong. 27:30.046 --> 27:32.829 [SPEAKER_02]: Why did you just post the same picture in the chat as I did? 27:35.008 --> 27:35.468 [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, look at that. 27:35.488 --> 27:37.069 [SPEAKER_07]: We both took the same picture. 27:37.689 --> 27:39.550 [SPEAKER_07]: You think that person looks 40. 27:39.610 --> 27:42.412 [SPEAKER_02]: It does look for it at a lovely 42. 27:42.552 --> 27:43.412 [SPEAKER_02]: I want to say right now. 27:43.432 --> 27:46.274 [SPEAKER_02]: Look, being that I am of a much more advanced age. 27:46.614 --> 27:49.015 [SPEAKER_02]: I think 42 is a very sexy age to be. 27:49.035 --> 27:54.278 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you're just saying that because you're terrified, you're wife will listen to one of these episodes. 27:55.793 --> 28:03.760 [SPEAKER_07]: Um, no, to be, to be fair, well, not in the least have any fear that she would rewind some of the show. 28:03.780 --> 28:13.849 [SPEAKER_02]: Then early, you could write her and tell her, he is saying terrible things about you on this podcast, specifically, she still would not be interested in listening. 28:13.889 --> 28:15.130 [SPEAKER_07]: No, she would be like, I know. 28:15.530 --> 28:17.632 [SPEAKER_07]: I'm just, I assume, I think, would be that. 28:18.607 --> 28:27.833 [SPEAKER_02]: But we meet the Asian pilot who is deeply Asian apparently and bowing his name is Yensu Yaka Mora because... 28:28.273 --> 28:31.295 [SPEAKER_07]: Duck E is a funny, stunning name. 28:31.676 --> 28:32.256 [SPEAKER_07]: It is. 28:32.316 --> 28:33.417 [SPEAKER_02]: At least it's not ping pong. 28:34.257 --> 28:39.121 [SPEAKER_02]: And I do like the fact that we get the German pilot and the dude's immediate first response is like, 28:40.605 --> 28:45.129 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean this this I actually I will give credit where credit is due. 28:45.149 --> 28:58.280 [SPEAKER_01]: I do enjoy this because it is it is very much a yes If you pull someone out of World War II and then introduce them to a German that you're calling commander They're gonna be deeply unsettled 28:59.439 --> 29:09.313 [SPEAKER_07]: Okay, hold on, like that made sense to me and I'm like, okay, yeah, that's weird and it didn't even occur to me that he's the Pacific god damn theater. 29:09.714 --> 29:10.235 [SPEAKER_07]: It's 1943. 29:10.255 --> 29:12.278 [SPEAKER_07]: He runs into a Japanese dude. 29:15.622 --> 29:23.767 [SPEAKER_07]: And he doesn't think, like, how he's been seeing the last year and a half, have been Japanese dudes trying to murder him. 29:24.167 --> 29:34.734 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, this actually to me felt like something that maybe he reacted initially and like network sensors were like, hey, that feels like racist. 29:35.134 --> 29:38.456 [SPEAKER_01]: He can do that with the German guy, but not the other guy. 29:38.876 --> 29:47.999 [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, and correctly so, but you're right, this particular hero of this time period would be deeply racist against the Japanese. 29:48.719 --> 29:51.861 [SPEAKER_02]: And to be fair, the German guy being a little weird is weird. 29:51.881 --> 29:55.702 [SPEAKER_02]: To be fair, I think that's a German guy from World War I. 29:56.082 --> 29:58.463 [SPEAKER_02]: It has got this kind of red bear in vibe

around him. 29:58.543 --> 29:58.883 [SPEAKER_02]: Yes. 29:58.963 --> 30:00.944 [SPEAKER_02]: So I think that's how we get around it, right? 30:01.424 --> 30:01.604 [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah. 30:02.453 --> 30:08.641 [SPEAKER_02]: But to be fair, the fact that he's way cool with the Japanese guy, but not the German guy, it never even occurred to me. 30:09.202 --> 30:10.583 [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you, Robert Clark Chan. 30:10.844 --> 30:11.104 [SPEAKER_02]: Makes. 30:12.050 --> 30:15.651 [SPEAKER_02]: A crazy amount of weirdness about this entire story. 30:15.671 --> 30:20.933 [SPEAKER_01]: It's true to me, but I chalked it up to the fact that I don't, I don't know. 30:22.533 --> 30:29.835 [SPEAKER_01]: Like thinking back to when you were like seven years old, everyone knew that the Germans were the bad guys in World War II. 30:30.035 --> 30:37.417 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if little kids realized that like Japan was allied with Germany. 30:37.457 --> 30:38.958 [SPEAKER_01]: Like I don't know if they, 30:40.681 --> 30:44.124 [SPEAKER_01]: Like it might read just as like, oh, why does he dislike that guy? 30:44.145 --> 30:45.206 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 30:45.266 --> 30:50.451 [SPEAKER_01]: And like I don't, it's not, it's not as commonly taught in history to little kids. 30:50.811 --> 30:54.315 [SPEAKER_01]: It feels like something you learn when you're like in high school or something. 30:55.097 --> 31:06.633 [SPEAKER_07]: It's because if you do, if you mention the Japanese and World War II, then you would have to bring up bands in R and like, oh, by the way, put a bunch of them in internment camps. 31:06.753 --> 31:07.414 [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah. 31:07.454 --> 31:12.141 [SPEAKER_01]: You have to basically be like, we turned out to be the bad guys in that one, our bad. 31:13.595 --> 31:31.941 [SPEAKER_01]: But also in the 90s, I just rewatch all of Madman as like there is, there is a plot point with Sterling where he's like, no, I don't want, I don't want to do business with the Japanese and they're basically like, bro, the war is over. 31:32.101 --> 31:33.541 [SPEAKER_01]: What are you talking about? 31:34.762 --> 31:35.302 [SPEAKER_02]: That's the thing. 31:35.622 --> 31:41.924 [SPEAKER_02]: The attitudes towards Japan were so bad in the 1940s that Batman was racist against them. 31:43.617 --> 31:45.963 [SPEAKER_03]: The I Joel return after these messages. 31:49.028 --> 31:51.529 [SPEAKER_03]: But here's the Cobra Mamba. 31:51.549 --> 31:56.370 [SPEAKER_05]: Cobra Mamba is power fried in out of the blue wood. 31:56.810 --> 31:59.931 [SPEAKER_03]: Cobra Mamba is a festive tack couple with laser guns and missiles. 32:00.491 --> 32:01.431 [SPEAKER_05]: It's a frisquator. 32:01.631 --> 32:04.172 [SPEAKER_03]: A mamba side's detached to become a tack pod. 32:04.512 --> 32:05.252 [SPEAKER_05]: Triple grab. 32:05.532 --> 32:06.332 [SPEAKER_05]: Mirce! 32:06.592 --> 32:08.953 [SPEAKER_05]: Cobra Mamba! 32:08.993 --> 32:09.853 [SPEAKER_05]: Cobra Mamba! 32:09.873 -->

32:10.533 [SPEAKER_05]: Cobra Mamba! 32:10.633 --> 32:13.074 [SPEAKER_05]: Cobra Mamba is a real American hero. 32:13.294 --> 32:16.295 [SPEAKER_03]: Cobra Mamba and other vehicles as they get so separately. 32:20.530 --> 32:21.871 [SPEAKER_03]: How back to G.I. 32:21.891 --> 32:22.132 [SPEAKER_03]: Joe? 32:22.952 --> 32:36.226 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, the thing is, like, if you're in that time period and you're looking at it as who were on the sides of the Nazis, it makes sense in comics to be like, okay, well, like, we're, like, all of this. 32:36.566 --> 32:43.053 [SPEAKER_01]: But again, to me, this feels like TV executives being like, oh, wow. 32:44.314 --> 32:48.060 [SPEAKER_01]: you know the like the kids might get confused. 32:48.520 --> 32:57.373 [SPEAKER_01]: Also white people aren't so good with being able to tell Japanese and Chinese apart and you know we don't really want to get into the weeds here. 32:58.313 --> 33:14.263 [SPEAKER_07]: Also, well, we'll get to why they didn't use a Chinese pilot, but I want to take it a look at the picture that Ray sent, which is where Yakimura is bowing like a crazy racist stereotype. 33:14.643 --> 33:20.447 [SPEAKER_07]: He is standing right next to the German guy, and I feel like if we're going to do this, 33:20.987 --> 33:27.132 [SPEAKER_07]: then goddamn Phil Hornage should have just gone all the way and just had an Italian stereotype right next to them. 33:27.472 --> 33:30.515 [SPEAKER_07]: So we can just have the entirety of the axis powers. 33:30.575 --> 33:31.456 [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you know what? 33:31.516 --> 33:35.619 [SPEAKER_07]: Me, the fighter pilot from 1944. 33:35.979 --> 33:46.288 [SPEAKER_01]: It also like a long, like honestly, I would rather they done that than have the, than have the Japanese dude because no one cares if you're making fun of Germans and Italians. 33:47.389 --> 33:47.729 [SPEAKER_07]: Indeed. 33:49.030 --> 34:14.442 [SPEAKER_07]: They did not have a Chinese pilot though because the stereotype in the 80s and 90s was of Lee Heiteck, Japanese coming to buy up all our buildings and take over, you know, like all of a cyberpunk was about like how the Japanese, you know, in 20 years will own the entire world kind of thing. 34:14.462 --> 34:15.223 [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, Chinese. 34:16.144 --> 34:16.904 [SPEAKER_07]: No, the Japanese. 34:17.325 --> 34:19.746 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, oh, but they do have a Japanese pilot on the show. 34:20.246 --> 34:20.947 [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 34:20.967 --> 34:22.848 [SPEAKER_07]: That's why it was Japanese instead of China. 34:22.968 --> 34:23.528 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I see. 34:24.549 --> 34:26.570 [SPEAKER_07]: He is also really good at tech. 34:26.630 --> 34:27.811 [SPEAKER_02]: Right, right, right, okay. 34:27.891 --> 34:32.793 [SPEAKER_02]: The thing is though, um, you know, we have the German for World War I to get around it. 34:33.234 --> 34:38.557 [SPEAKER_02]: But is there any conflict that this Japanese pilot could possibly be from that isn't World War II? 34:39.625 --> 34:44.726 [SPEAKER_07]: Well, apparently, he was a space fighter pilot from the year 2235. 34:44.886 --> 34:47.387 [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, that's how we get around. 34:47.407 --> 34:49.327 [SPEAKER_01]: They did future future. 34:49.488 --> 35:02.411 [SPEAKER_01]: Again, cartoons were not really explicitly allowed to remind people that the Germans tried to exterminate an entire group of people during this time. 35:02.851 --> 35:04.351 [SPEAKER_01]: I think they made a big thing in cartoons. 35:04.371 --> 35:06.452 [SPEAKER_01]: And they were like, all right, it's been long enough. 35:08.005 --> 35:27.859 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it wasn't until X-Men came out that they were like let's give it a whirl I know that's that I mean even in X-Men the animated series They were not allowed to in the in the first like four seasons if you go back and rewatch it Charles Xavier says like I met Magnus when he is small country had been invaded 35:29.259 --> 35:31.460 [SPEAKER_02]: Well, snap, I really thought they got real from the start. 35:31.480 --> 35:48.107 [SPEAKER_01]: That's no, no, it wasn't until season five that you see, and even this was like kind of shady, but you see Wolverine in Paris in like 1943, and you see dudes in like, like what's clearly kind of like Nazi uniforms. 35:48.907 --> 35:50.248 [SPEAKER_01]: That was season five. 35:50.268 --> 35:56.671 [SPEAKER_01]: The first like, the first like many seasons, they were not allowed to say like Germany Holocaust Hitler. 35:57.451 --> 36:06.095 [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I was going to say, if I remember this correctly, a cool thing about Marvel, is that both Wolverine and Captain America both fought on the D.D. 36:06.135 --> 36:06.615 [SPEAKER_02]: invasion? 36:07.756 --> 36:08.556 [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, correct. 36:09.196 --> 36:10.357 [SPEAKER_02]: Which is kind of awesome. 36:11.177 --> 36:11.477 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 36:14.078 --> 36:16.199 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, heck, we're still allowed to hate Nazis. 36:17.500 --> 36:18.720 [SPEAKER_02]: Um, we're still allowed, Gina. 36:21.161 --> 36:22.162 [SPEAKER_02]: Well, that hasn't stopped. 36:23.102 --> 36:23.442 [SPEAKER_07]: For now. 36:24.403 --> 36:24.643 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 36:25.963 --> 36:26.323 [SPEAKER_07]: for now. 36:26.803 --> 36:30.525 [SPEAKER_07]: I bet 1989 they're like, well, this is probably fine. 36:30.545 --> 36:32.466 [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, it's not like the Nazis were ever come back. 36:32.586 --> 36:35.887 [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah. 36:36.067 --> 36:42.850 [SPEAKER_01]: It's not like someone might shoot a Nazi and then everyone's going to be like, I'm going to fire you because you supported shooting a Nazi. 36:43.790 --> 36:45.371 [SPEAKER_07]: What about his freedom of speech? 36:45.531 --> 36:49.532 [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I'm going to be talking about anybody, right? 36:49.552 --> 36:50.673 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to get canceled now. 36:52.433 --> 36:54.356 [SPEAKER_07]: Gina, you've already been canceled.

36:54.536 --> 36:55.097 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, good. 36:55.117 --> 36:55.839 [SPEAKER_02]: That's a load off. 36:57.862 --> 37:01.668 [SPEAKER_02]: It's very much not Gina from your, for me, the things you were saying earlier. 37:04.593 --> 37:07.155 [SPEAKER_02]: Um, so they, they kind of lay out the whole plot right here. 37:07.175 --> 37:11.797 [SPEAKER_02]: We get a lot of expo exposition uh, uh, basically saying like, yeah, we heard. 37:12.398 --> 37:19.542 [SPEAKER_07]: I just, I, uh, this really bothered me because they said it once and I'm like, well, they're bad at math. 37:19.562 --> 37:20.683 [SPEAKER_07]: And then they said it a second time. 37:20.703 --> 37:24.305 [SPEAKER_07]: I'm like, oh, you just don't give a fuck. 37:25.666 --> 37:26.426 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I mean, 1943, nope. 37:28.705 --> 37:30.305 [SPEAKER_07]: It's almost 50 years later. 37:31.026 --> 37:35.247 [SPEAKER_07]: So, 1943, a bit of a, is what? 37:36.567 --> 37:37.327 [SPEAKER_07]: That could be anything. 37:37.947 --> 37:40.128 [SPEAKER_07]: There's no way, no. 37:40.188 --> 37:40.488 [SPEAKER_07]: 1993. 37:40.688 --> 37:48.570 [SPEAKER_07]: So, clearly, this is happening before 1993, almost 50 years, so like maybe 1998 or whatever like that. 37:50.251 --> 37:53.592 [SPEAKER_07]: The squadron does not get put together until 1998. 37:55.178 --> 37:59.279 [SPEAKER_01]: No, but this makes sense though because there is time travel. 37:59.339 --> 38:08.081 [SPEAKER_01]: So what he's saying is in the future in 1988 and in 1998, our squadron gets pulled like put together. 38:08.481 --> 38:14.503 [SPEAKER_01]: But where we are standing now right at this moment is 1993. 38:15.763 --> 38:16.163 [SPEAKER_07]: Why? 38:16.763 --> 38:22.805 [SPEAKER_01]: Because this is when the other time travelers go back to this era to destroy it. 38:24.998 --> 38:27.980 [SPEAKER_07]: So the the wait a minute. 38:28.040 --> 38:33.683 [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I thought they took them but he took him back to their home base their or their the carrier. 38:33.863 --> 38:35.904 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but their home base is in 1993. 38:38.142 --> 38:44.706 [SPEAKER_01]: It's not it's not because there's a there's a dude from the future that's the that's the Asian pilot. 38:45.306 --> 39:04.757 [SPEAKER_01]: So they're not they're like working outside of their normal time periods all of them and they're just saying 1993 is the place where our headquarters are we just returned there and then we go to other places exactly exactly other times the best the synopsis says set in the year 1998 right. 39:07.434 --> 39:15.348 [SPEAKER_01]: But they're going back to 1993 because they because this is the time period that they need to stop these guys from setting off the volcanoes. 39:15.769 --> 39:16.711 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like in a 39:18.653 --> 39:23.518 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, sliders is a bad example, but, oh, it's like, it's like in quantum leap. 39:23.939 --> 39:35.190 [SPEAKER_01]: It's, you know, like, it's like, oh, on any given leap, he could be like, okay, well, we're in 1958 right now, because I am here in 1958 to stop this bad thing from happening. 39:35.631 --> 39:37.273 [SPEAKER_07]: Right, go forward and back it will. 39:37.753 --> 39:39.215 [SPEAKER_07]: Ziggy is always in the same place. 39:41.047 --> 39:42.248 [SPEAKER_01]: yes correct. 39:43.089 --> 39:50.334 [SPEAKER_02]: I don't one thing that I would like some help with is because our bad guys were trying to do this mission back in 1943. 39:50.654 --> 39:53.176 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they're going there. 39:53.296 --> 39:55.978 [SPEAKER_01]: They're like the bad leaper from quantum leap. 39:57.007 --> 39:59.790 [SPEAKER_07]: there's a bad leaper in quite a while. 39:59.850 --> 40:07.197 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, it's a really great storyline because Sam doesn't realize that she's a bad leaper and you just think she's another leaper. 40:07.337 --> 40:09.039 [SPEAKER_01]: And so they end up bone and down. 40:09.880 --> 40:13.644 [SPEAKER_01]: And then, like, she's leapt into some of the other bodies. 40:14.650 --> 40:19.371 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, they can see each other like like they do jump into it's a crazy episode. 40:19.631 --> 40:26.733 [SPEAKER_01]: So Sam jumps into this kid who has Down syndrome, I mean he's not a kid. 40:26.753 --> 40:32.374 [SPEAKER_01]: He's like an adult with Down syndrome and his older brother is married to this woman. 40:32.854 --> 40:38.135 [SPEAKER_01]: And then he sort of like puts her his hand on his her shoulder and then he's like, oh shit. 40:38.535 --> 40:40.017 [SPEAKER_01]: I can see you for what you really are. 40:40.177 --> 40:41.218 [SPEAKER_01]: You're another leaper. 40:41.238 --> 40:49.428 [SPEAKER_01]: And then the woman is like, oh crap, I can see you're not really like a 20 something with Down syndrome. 40:49.708 --> 40:51.230 [SPEAKER_01]: You're also another leaper. 40:51.530 --> 40:54.674 [SPEAKER_01]: And then they're like, oh, it's so lonely, leaping around blah, blah, blah, blah. 40:54.934 --> 40:56.456 [SPEAKER_01]: They end up boning down. 40:56.476 --> 40:57.497 [SPEAKER_01]: And then she, 40:59.299 --> 41:14.717 [SPEAKER_01]: screams and claims he like a taketer and tried to like rape her because and then he's like wait, but you're another leaper like me and it turns out she's a bad leaper that's trying to like fuck up the timeline and actually like have even worshiped happen. 41:15.118 --> 41:18.301 [SPEAKER_01]: So she's been going back and sort of like undoing his work. 41:20.196 --> 41:37.872 [SPEAKER_01]: how do you sell it for that job I mean it is it is a crazy episode there's so many twists and turns quantum leap is so good y'all why are we watching this garbage instead of quantum leap I wish I knew let's start a quadably podcast everybody let's do it man I'm in oh jeet it might be in for that 41:40.331 --> 41:41.632 [SPEAKER_07]: I've overplayed my hand. 41:41.912 --> 41:43.452 [SPEAKER_02]: I always say that knowing the truth.

41:43.812 --> 41:45.413 [SPEAKER_02]: Now I've gone too far. 41:45.573 --> 41:52.556 [SPEAKER_01]: Listen, if there's one thing the world needs right now, it's to be educated on history and not one did that better than quantum leap. 41:54.917 --> 41:55.657 [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, kind of true. 41:55.957 --> 42:00.039 [SPEAKER_02]: In terms of what are you one, the Watchman TV show may be educated. 42:00.199 --> 42:02.800 [SPEAKER_01]: And that was fucking one season of like eight episodes. 42:02.820 --> 42:06.242 [SPEAKER_01]: You're comparing that to like a 90 season show in the heyday of TV. 42:06.682 --> 42:08.602 [SPEAKER_01]: That was quantum leap was where I first learned 42:12.384 --> 42:37.144 [SPEAKER_01]: because it's like Sam jumps into the body of like a like a feminist woman and makes this speech about like you know we need to do the right thing we need to speak out and there is like a black woman watching Sam as this woman make a speech and then someone goes are you coming Anita and that's it that's all quantum leap did nowadays TV execs would be like no one is gonna know who Anita is 42:38.648 --> 42:40.129 [SPEAKER_02]: from from west side story. 42:40.449 --> 42:41.350 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh-huh, exactly. 42:41.370 --> 42:47.013 [SPEAKER_07]: Now, from the classic thing that I'm always saying after the each shows, I need a drink. 42:48.795 --> 42:49.635 [SPEAKER_07]: Who could blame you? 42:50.296 --> 42:53.437 [SPEAKER_01]: Saying, stop listening to our podcast and just go watch, want to leave you guys. 42:53.497 --> 42:56.759 [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I thought you're going to say, stop listening to our podcast and go get a drink. 42:56.940 --> 42:57.780 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that too. 42:58.240 --> 43:01.622 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, if you go get a drink and listen to quantum leap, that's a pretty good night. 43:03.664 --> 43:03.884 [SPEAKER_02]: So, 43:04.979 --> 43:28.347 [SPEAKER_02]: the bad guys have a plan here and we get deep into their plan their plan is chancet is to release a spider robot into it a volcano and then blow up the spider robot thus erupting not only that volcano but volcanoes all over the world yeah that's how the same central volcano system yeah that's how 43:30.602 --> 43:57.852 [SPEAKER_02]: this will create ruptures in the ocean which will create massive tidal waves that will destroy all coastal cities around the the pan of the united rim wait first of all uh... we didn't play any of the themes on oh chance we need to pass this theme song which was by the way stuck in my head that i was singing my cats songs this this theme song but with their name in it why don't trust anyone who doesn't do that if i can be honest with you 43:58.848 --> 44:00.369 [SPEAKER_07]: It's not a good song. 44:00.529 --> 44:04.210 [SPEAKER_01]: It's an earworm and also it makes no sense. 44:04.911 --> 44:08.292 [SPEAKER_01]: I need you to play it and then listen to the words and hear what they're faster than. 44:08.852 --> 44:10.393 [SPEAKER_07]: Oh no, no, I did. 44:10.413 --> 44:11.113 [SPEAKER_07]: That was pretty strong. 44:11.133 --> 44:12.234 [SPEAKER_07]: To be fair, I made some notes about that. 44:12.254 --> 44:13.174 [SPEAKER_07]: I didn't get to it, so let's do this. 44:13.194 --> 44:13.414 [SPEAKER_07]: Ooh. 44:13.434 --> 44:13.554 [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah. 44:13.574 --> 44:13.714 [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah. 44:13.734 --> 44:13.834 [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah. 44:13.854 --> 44:14.034 [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah. 44:14.054 --> 44:27.500 [SPEAKER_06]: We're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in, we're in 44:37.933 --> 44:47.241 [SPEAKER_06]: Last year then Eagles faster than sound. 44:47.261 --> 44:48.082 [SPEAKER_07]: You do those makes sense. 44:48.102 --> 44:49.883 [SPEAKER_07]: Those are two of the fastest things I can think of. 44:49.923 --> 44:51.685 [SPEAKER_01]: Plans should be faster than Eagles. 44:51.925 --> 44:53.206 [SPEAKER_01]: That part makes sense. 44:53.706 --> 44:54.447 [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 45:04.343 --> 45:07.944 [SPEAKER_01]: Again, faster than evil, faster than crime. 45:08.064 --> 45:13.086 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, that it's theoretically fine, but I don't know about faster than light. 45:13.246 --> 45:14.146 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know about that one. 45:15.286 --> 45:18.247 [SPEAKER_02]: They did not demonstrate light speed on this show. 45:18.487 --> 45:19.088 [SPEAKER_02]: I will say that. 45:20.348 --> 45:25.009 [SPEAKER_07]: I do realize now that they said faster than eagles. 45:25.029 --> 45:27.910 [SPEAKER_07]: I'm gonna realize that was the line that I heard as faster than rainbows. 45:28.790 --> 45:31.011 [SPEAKER_07]: Oh boy, how would, what? 45:34.387 --> 45:36.088 [SPEAKER_07]: But no, that is entirely on me. 45:38.869 --> 45:40.129 [SPEAKER_07]: It doesn't make you song any better. 45:41.229 --> 45:46.251 [SPEAKER_07]: It's a new one. 45:46.771 --> 45:52.993 [SPEAKER_07]: It's a very, it's, I was about to say it's very of it's time, but no, it's very of about 10 years earlier. 45:54.654 --> 45:56.555 [SPEAKER_07]: It's like early 80s theme song. 45:56.615 --> 45:57.835 [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's time, Saban. 45:58.615 --> 46:01.876 [SPEAKER_01]: It is who stole credit for the X-Men theme song. 46:01.916 --> 46:02.196 [SPEAKER_01]: So. 46:04.283 --> 46:08.445 [SPEAKER_02]: To be fair, this is just meant to ape the top gun at soundtrack, right? 46:08.525 --> 46:14.728 [SPEAKER_01]: Am I, am I, am I reading too much of this to you, to you, this sounds like this sounds like Kenny Loggins. 46:15.608 --> 46:17.889 [SPEAKER_02]: This is a lot of other songs in the top gun soundtrack. 46:17.909 --> 46:21.531 [SPEAKER_07]: Chuki Levy reusing all of his shit. 46:22.171 --> 46:24.632 [SPEAKER_07]: He just uses the same things over and over and

over again. 46:24.652 --> 46:26.353 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, he is also a thief, so. 46:26.852 --> 46:37.475 [SPEAKER_07]: most of the music composed by Sheethe Olivia in this cartoon was later used for the English Dubs of Onversons of the first two seasons, or Digimon, like some on-defeated little Married Mass Writer and the English Dubs of the Dragon Quest anime. 46:37.995 --> 46:38.855 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, okay. 46:38.995 --> 46:40.035 [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah. 46:40.475 --> 46:43.396 [SPEAKER_07]: You just got one song, it just reused it over and over again. 46:44.136 --> 46:46.197 [SPEAKER_01]: So that was the first thing that I wanted to go back to. 46:46.317 --> 46:51.258 [SPEAKER_01]: Second thing was we didn't get to hear the the most important walking sounds. 46:51.738 --> 46:53.479 [SPEAKER_04]: This is Commander Jenny Gale M.D. 46:53.819 --> 46:54.799 [SPEAKER_04]: Doctor and Python. 46:57.811 --> 46:58.252 [SPEAKER_05]: Wow. 47:07.060 --> 47:09.623 [SPEAKER_04]: Commander, drink off. 47:09.683 --> 47:10.644 [SPEAKER_01]: Commander, drink off. 47:10.684 --> 47:14.548 [SPEAKER_01]: Literally, just deep being like, how can you pad this out, please? 47:15.149 --> 47:16.109 [SPEAKER_01]: And they're like, with what? 47:16.150 --> 47:21.155 [SPEAKER_01]: More fighting, and they're like, no, we don't have the budget to animate fighting, walking, do walking. 47:21.838 --> 47:22.919 [SPEAKER_07]: just walking. 47:23.179 --> 47:27.663 [SPEAKER_07]: And I guess the wow was in his head. 47:27.683 --> 47:30.686 [SPEAKER_07]: So that's why it's an enemy in his lips moving. 47:34.169 --> 47:36.711 [SPEAKER_07]: They probably were like in the script of prices. 47:36.771 --> 47:37.331 [SPEAKER_07]: Wow. 47:37.351 --> 47:42.095 [SPEAKER_07]: And they're like, can you just put a little reverb on that so that we don't have to animate his lips. 47:42.156 --> 47:43.977 [SPEAKER_07]: But then like he loosens his head. 47:44.498 --> 47:45.018 [SPEAKER_07]: Okay, cool. 47:45.438 --> 47:45.799 [SPEAKER_02]: I like it. 47:46.956 --> 47:50.842 [SPEAKER_01]: So this is like three minutes into the cartoon and they were already trying to save money. 47:51.723 --> 47:53.686 [SPEAKER_01]: That's an episode one, yeah. 47:54.731 --> 47:56.272 [SPEAKER_02]: So we we have our villains. 47:56.292 --> 47:57.252 [SPEAKER_02]: They explain the plot. 47:57.292 --> 47:58.573 [SPEAKER_02]: They explain what they're going to try to do. 47:58.933 --> 48:11.538 [SPEAKER_07]: The one thing the one thing this show does well is that they have explained Absolutely everything necessary all of a stupid science all of the dumb characters. 48:11.738 --> 48:22.662 [SPEAKER_07]: I need to increase everybody before the first commercial break of the first episode They are Well efficient in that way That is the end of the good things that they've done here 48:24.443 --> 48:34.387 [SPEAKER_02]: But then we cut to the heroes who are also explaining the entire mission as well from the other side of things,

just based like here's what they're going to do, we need to stop them. 48:34.727 --> 48:40.850 [SPEAKER_02]: And if you can give me a sound poll from like 1259, where our hero, I just love this moment because 48:41.971 --> 48:46.354 [SPEAKER_02]: The boss guys in the front of the thing and he's talking and he's got the map behind him and he's doing the thing. 48:46.675 --> 48:50.678 [SPEAKER_02]: He gets interrupted by the rookie and everybody sort of turns around. 48:50.778 --> 48:58.906 [SPEAKER_02]: Listen to it one hit and say one thing and then with no emotion turns right back, it looks at the captain as if to completely disregard and disrespect him. 48:59.366 --> 49:00.327 [SPEAKER_02]: I love this moment. 49:00.707 --> 49:06.970 [SPEAKER_04]: We intercepted a transmission indicating Siren will soon return to set off the explosive device, which she planted back in 43. 49:07.250 --> 49:09.871 [SPEAKER_04]: A cub is defeated Siren in battle once before. 49:10.131 --> 49:11.652 [SPEAKER_04]: He's got the best chance to get past her. 49:12.703 --> 49:18.006 [SPEAKER_02]: He blows a bubble gum bubble that explodes in his face, getting everyone's attention. 49:18.026 --> 49:19.347 [SPEAKER_02]: They're like, just fucking guy. 49:19.707 --> 49:22.168 [SPEAKER_02]: And then they turn right back and go back to the mission. 49:22.348 --> 49:23.429 [SPEAKER_02]: I loved it. 49:24.069 --> 49:32.974 [SPEAKER_01]: The unsettling instrumental music that they have playing over everything is also a very strange choice. 49:34.255 --> 49:34.815 [SPEAKER_07]: It's bad. 49:35.355 --> 49:40.118 [SPEAKER_07]: Again though, it was just a bunch of shit they had, didn't cost him anything, just throw it in there. 49:41.441 --> 49:44.324 [SPEAKER_01]: It does not fit with anything. 49:45.546 --> 49:47.047 [SPEAKER_07]: Can you tell me where this fits? 49:47.167 --> 49:52.493 [SPEAKER_07]: Because to me, it does not fit in a cartoon about fighter pilots. 49:53.034 --> 49:54.896 [SPEAKER_07]: Ledge to fight for right in this guy's. 49:55.817 --> 49:56.878 [SPEAKER_04]: Do you accept this honor? 49:58.139 --> 49:58.500 [SPEAKER_00]: 100%. 49:59.821 --> 50:00.422 [SPEAKER_04]: Give me your hand. 50:02.690 --> 50:03.430 [SPEAKER_04]: with this ring. 50:03.450 --> 50:07.212 [SPEAKER_04]: I the wed. That was weird. 50:07.612 --> 50:09.032 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, the rings are on. 50:09.052 --> 50:09.933 [SPEAKER_01]: He is very strange. 50:10.593 --> 50:13.394 [SPEAKER_01]: There are a lot of strange things about this commercial. 50:14.154 --> 50:15.134 [SPEAKER_07]: And it's cartoon. 50:15.574 --> 50:17.575 [SPEAKER_07]: No, no, it's commercial is the correct answer. 50:17.795 --> 50:18.716 [SPEAKER_07]: That's all it was. 50:20.697 --> 50:37.838 [SPEAKER_07]: right after this he says like you need to use your the the power of this ring sparingly uh and then immediately everybody goes like yeah and they all shoot lasers out of their rings into the sky okay what about using this

should sparingly do you not get? 50:38.238 --> 50:43.302 [SPEAKER_02]: That was the wildest moment of the entire cartoon. 50:43.582 --> 50:50.086 [SPEAKER_02]: They give him an entire lecture and then everybody at once blows their ring into the sky. 50:50.807 --> 50:52.228 [SPEAKER_02]: Absolute delight. 50:55.270 --> 50:56.030 [SPEAKER_02]: I'm here for you. 50:58.112 --> 50:59.133 [SPEAKER_02]: More of that, please. 51:01.955 --> 51:04.676 [SPEAKER_02]: Can someone explain to me, please? 51:04.997 --> 51:06.698 [SPEAKER_02]: I hope somebody has an opinion on this. 51:07.915 --> 51:11.400 [SPEAKER_02]: What exactly does this ring do? 51:13.563 --> 51:15.726 [SPEAKER_07]: Oh boy, oh boy, what, ah. 51:18.571 --> 51:27.378 [SPEAKER_07]: Because they're like, okay, we're gonna stop this bomb, which they don't beat hedubs. 51:28.039 --> 51:29.060 [SPEAKER_07]: She sets off the bomb. 51:29.120 --> 51:31.482 [SPEAKER_07]: The bomb explodes, the volcano explodes. 51:32.102 --> 51:36.126 [SPEAKER_07]: And then a couple minutes later, the mountain is still there. 51:36.946 --> 51:45.473 [SPEAKER_07]: And he launches his little vacuum bomb in there to an implosion bomb to stop the explosion bomb. 51:46.627 --> 52:01.173 [SPEAKER_07]: So yeah, if it doesn't have enough power, then use your ring and then he uses his ring and then it transforms his plane and then he gets like Jedi powers. 52:02.445 --> 52:07.749 [SPEAKER_07]: and then the volcano is not exploded, but does explode again. 52:08.309 --> 52:15.253 [SPEAKER_02]: But so, and this is, this is a wild moment because they're trying to stop the volcano from exploding. 52:15.794 --> 52:18.756 [SPEAKER_02]: So they have to literally do a Death Star trench run. 52:19.416 --> 52:27.602 [SPEAKER_02]: You drop a bomb into the volcano that blows it up but in the good way first. 52:34.352 --> 52:34.592 [SPEAKER_02]: Yep. 52:36.895 --> 52:37.615 [SPEAKER_07]: Ring Raiders. 52:38.697 --> 52:39.537 [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah. 52:39.637 --> 52:39.918 [SPEAKER_07]: Okay. 52:39.958 --> 52:50.669 [SPEAKER_07]: Like here at 1608, she sets off the bomb and the whole volcano explodes and then he comes in afterwards. 52:50.729 --> 52:51.770 [SPEAKER_07]: He gets frozen. 52:52.951 --> 52:54.553 [SPEAKER_07]: And it's like, oh, 52:55.073 --> 52:56.115 [SPEAKER_07]: what's happening? 52:56.135 --> 52:59.999 [SPEAKER_07]: Well, the dude's name is like ice or some shit. 53:00.560 --> 53:02.523 [SPEAKER_07]: Your plane is covered in ice. 53:03.344 --> 53:05.747 [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, but a chiller, chiller is his name. 53:05.827 --> 53:12.956 [SPEAKER_07]: So like maybe put two and two together, like even a child watching this will understand what's happening. 53:15.935 --> 53:30.124 [SPEAKER_07]: Heath, uh, the German dude throws a wrench into this jet engine of another of an airplane that is moving really fast faster than sound faster than light faster than eagles. 53:30.905 --> 53:35.408 [SPEAKER_07]: And the whole fucking thing explodes a wrench. 53:37.269 --> 53:46.898 [SPEAKER_07]: A plane from the future that is designed for dog fighting and being shot multiple times with bullets, did it just a wrench? 53:47.318 --> 53:57.567 [SPEAKER_01]: Here, do you guys remember this was like years ago when Buzz told us that sometimes things would get lost in translation? 53:58.007 --> 53:58.468 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh no. 53:58.848 --> 54:14.086 [SPEAKER_01]: with like animators like I can't remember the example that you gave but something it was something like putting your putting your ore in the water or something more in the water so he did literally yes and they actually wow I can't believe I remember the exact thing that he said yeah and they 54:14.246 --> 54:15.767 [SPEAKER_01]: actually animated that, it that way. 54:16.148 --> 54:25.336 [SPEAKER_01]: To me, this feels like something that was scripted as someone writing out like, the bad guys have a plan, but the good guys are about to throw a wrench in it. 54:25.857 --> 54:37.648 [SPEAKER_01]: And it's like a little bit of like, you know, a literary reference, and then, and then they probably wrote more stuff and when they got the like animatics back, the animators were like, okay, so then he throws the wrench and they're like, is that? 54:38.189 --> 54:39.350 [SPEAKER_01]: Ah, whatever, who the fuckers? 54:40.430 --> 54:42.831 [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, or they're like, no, that's not what they went. 54:42.851 --> 54:44.951 [SPEAKER_07]: And we're like, we already animated it. 54:45.191 --> 54:47.012 [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that's what's going to happen. 54:47.072 --> 54:50.933 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that to me seems like exactly what happened. 54:51.813 --> 54:53.173 [SPEAKER_02]: That's amazing. 54:53.353 --> 54:54.854 [SPEAKER_02]: And I have to believe you're right. 54:56.234 --> 54:56.834 [SPEAKER_02]: I love that. 54:56.974 --> 54:57.174 [SPEAKER_02]: Yep. 54:57.194 --> 54:59.495 [SPEAKER_02]: This is a 10 out of 10 cartoon quite honestly. 55:00.678 --> 55:27.063 [SPEAKER_07]: And again, I'm looking at the the moment where he shoots his anti bomb into the volcano that has already exploded and then it explodes again, a second time it is completely destroyed and like hooray, we got it right, but weren't you supposed to stop the thing from exploding, it's exploded twice already. 55:31.175 --> 55:39.739 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to be honest about the time that I started to watch this at 2.0 speed, which you can do in a deep cartoon because they've got so many filler scenes. 55:40.799 --> 55:55.926 [SPEAKER_02]: Guys, I mean, the thing about all of this is that it makes perfect sense if you don't think about it, except that you never think about it, and it makes perfect sense, thank you, point for Ray. 55:56.986 --> 55:58.747 [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, God, I got to give Ray the point, don't I? 55:59.758 --> 56:02.278 [SPEAKER_02]: Right here, Judge Chan is furious right now. 56:04.939 --> 56:07.659 [SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, so we do the, we do the Star

Wars run. 56:07.679 --> 56:11.200 [SPEAKER_02]: He presses or believes in his ring really hard. 56:11.320 --> 56:15.241 [SPEAKER_02]: And it just turns his plane into the same plane but a different color. 56:16.141 --> 56:25.582 [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, it's like armored and at a real strong G force battle of planets vibes, it doesn't make any sense. 56:25.742 --> 56:28.603 [SPEAKER_07]: Also, I don't know if I, 56:29.885 --> 56:36.007 [SPEAKER_07]: can or even should send you this picture, but it gives him boobs on his back. 56:36.507 --> 56:37.647 [SPEAKER_02]: What does it give him? 56:37.967 --> 56:38.628 [SPEAKER_02]: It's warm. 56:38.668 --> 56:39.128 [SPEAKER_02]: Not for men. 56:39.168 --> 56:40.608 [SPEAKER_02]: Girls are his soldiers, sir. 56:40.668 --> 56:41.368 [SPEAKER_02]: How dare you? 56:41.708 --> 56:42.829 [SPEAKER_02]: But you're on the right. 56:43.449 --> 56:44.649 [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, this is the boot. 56:44.709 --> 56:45.890 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I haven't seen it yet. 56:46.510 --> 56:46.930 [SPEAKER_01]: Where is it? 56:48.136 --> 56:49.756 [SPEAKER_02]: Um, uh, let me solve it. 56:49.776 --> 56:50.397 [SPEAKER_02]: I'll post it. 56:50.457 --> 56:51.177 [SPEAKER_02]: I have it right here. 56:51.737 --> 56:54.598 [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, let me just grab this picture really quick. 56:54.758 --> 56:57.178 [SPEAKER_02]: The thing about all, and this is all of the photos up there. 56:57.238 --> 56:59.399 [SPEAKER_02]: I'm trying to post a lot of pictures this week. 56:59.899 --> 57:02.679 [SPEAKER_02]: This photo dump is tremendous. 57:03.720 --> 57:09.301 [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, if you're not a member of our Patreon, you know, I'll just say right now, free members get to see my photo dumps. 57:09.801 --> 57:14.202 [SPEAKER_02]: And this is all the pictures we share during the episode, including back boobs. 57:18.485 --> 57:19.946 [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, yeah. 57:19.986 --> 57:29.911 [SPEAKER_02]: The ones, but like his plan doesn't become more futuristic, it just goes from orange tiger stripes to like metal, silver metal. 57:30.992 --> 57:32.052 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's it. 57:32.592 --> 57:34.233 [SPEAKER_01]: What's the first blubes on his back? 57:34.293 --> 57:34.774 [SPEAKER_01]: Is it milk? 57:36.174 --> 57:37.675 [SPEAKER_07]: Um, I'm going to say yes. 57:38.816 --> 57:39.596 [SPEAKER_07]: Uh, I hope so. 57:40.036 --> 57:40.957 [SPEAKER_07]: It's a tiger plane. 57:41.017 --> 57:41.897 [SPEAKER_07]: So tiger's milk. 57:42.017 --> 57:44.558 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, an excellent snow cone flavor. 57:44.959 --> 57:45.479 [SPEAKER_02]: Tiger's blood. 57:47.055 --> 57:49.759 [SPEAKER_07]: I didn't say, but I did. 57:49.779 --> 57:55.366 [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah, okay. 57:55.987 --> 57:56.828 [SPEAKER_07]: I, yeah. 57:58.021 --> 58:18.575 [SPEAKER_07]: He, clearly this is, they watch Macross and like, well, yes, obviously he needs like some kind of awesome, like, uh, mecca suit over his body, uh, with like, full on armor and and a little windshield and whatnot like that and and the plan will transform we can't afford to transform the plane. 58:18.635 --> 58:21.077 [SPEAKER_07]: So we're just going to make the plane a different color. 58:21.157 --> 58:21.357 [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah. 58:21.718 --> 58:23.739 [SPEAKER_07]: Now it's metal and therefore awesome. 58:25.306 --> 58:27.570 [SPEAKER_02]: But I can't understand the tangible difference. 58:28.432 --> 58:30.435 [SPEAKER_07]: No. 58:30.876 --> 58:38.489 [SPEAKER_07]: I mean, money-wise, the difference between changing the color of the plane and making an entirely new plane is a big difference. 58:39.602 --> 59:04.020 [SPEAKER_02]: big monetary difference I mean fair enough for so he he does the thing he drops the anti-bomb in the volcano blowing up the volcano but you know in the good way the bad guys are defeated and everybody goes back to their flying helicarrier where he is and I don't even know his name I don't know I'm sure they said it at some point but he's the big hero of the moment he's the Luke Skywalker at the end of 59:08.423 --> 59:09.584 [SPEAKER_02]: Go credit. 59:09.604 --> 59:09.804 [SPEAKER_02]: 1989. 59:10.004 --> 59:11.345 [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, not it. 59:12.006 --> 59:12.826 [SPEAKER_07]: No, that's it. 59:13.007 --> 59:15.549 [SPEAKER_07]: Moment where he learns his lesson. 59:15.869 --> 59:17.010 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, excuse me, yes. 59:17.170 --> 59:17.970 [SPEAKER_02]: OK, yes. 59:18.571 --> 59:22.814 [SPEAKER_07]: He has siren the girl in his sights. 59:22.874 --> 59:28.318 [SPEAKER_07]: And it's like, well, the only one I can't shoot down, because she is obviously the weakest being in the role. 59:28.699 --> 59:30.240 [SPEAKER_02]: Target, target the girl again. 59:30.760 --> 59:32.722 [SPEAKER_02]: The same one he shot down in the past. 59:32.742 --> 59:33.923 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, exactly. 59:35.488 --> 59:56.792 [SPEAKER_07]: uh... targeted the girl uh... he says permission to to murder her and the boss says permission denied uh... return to base immediately and we have the same situation where it looks like he's going to uh... not follow orders return to base immediately do you copy by the static here commander 01:00:06.096 --> 01:00:28.047 [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I copy returning to base for some reason that is not explained, even though he has her in his sights, he just and like they don't do anything, they don't have any animation or him saying like, oh my god, I did the wrong thing last time and now it's time to, they 01:00:34.065 --> 01:00:40.329 [SPEAKER_02]: Wait a minute and immediately after his power gives out in his life. 01:00:41.269 --> 01:00:45.272 [SPEAKER_02]: It was like two days ago that he was fighting at World War II. 01:00:46.072 --> 01:00:49.874 [SPEAKER_02]: And he pulled this move and got killed basically. 01:00:50.335 --> 01:00:54.317 [SPEAKER_02]: So the fact that it's been like literally two days later, it's fresh in his mind. 01:00:55.217 --> 01:00:56.418 [SPEAKER_02]: And he has a chance to do the

01:00:59.740 --> 01:01:02.481 [SPEAKER_02]: And then chooses not to is growth. 01:01:02.601 --> 01:01:03.562 [SPEAKER_02]: That's good writing. 01:01:03.822 --> 01:01:04.742 [SPEAKER_07]: Well, here's the thing. 01:01:05.302 --> 01:01:12.746 [SPEAKER_07]: When he disobeyes his commanding off to the first time, he succeeds. 01:01:13.366 --> 01:01:16.587 [SPEAKER_07]: He shoots down the three pilots from his time. 01:01:17.368 --> 01:01:24.511 [SPEAKER_07]: It just so happens that then three more show up from the future and he gets shot down, subsequently. 01:01:24.551 --> 01:01:27.052 [SPEAKER_07]: So like in his mind, like the two are not connected. 01:01:29.115 --> 01:01:30.856 [SPEAKER_07]: He disobeyed and got away with it. 01:01:31.496 --> 01:01:43.324 [SPEAKER_04]: But then this time, he gets, he comes back home and commander CUB Jones, you have distinguished yourself in battle with bravery and obedience above and beyond the call of duty. 01:01:43.764 --> 01:01:46.466 [SPEAKER_07]: What is obedience above and beyond the call of duty? 01:01:47.126 --> 01:01:49.788 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he did do the static bullshit again. 01:01:50.048 --> 01:01:52.989 [SPEAKER_01]: No, it's because he tried to kill the woman first. 01:01:53.890 --> 01:01:55.371 [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, you know what, that also works. 01:01:57.963 --> 01:02:10.426 [SPEAKER_07]: Obedience above and beyond the Call of Duty, like Obedience, I get, you want your child to know that Obedience is demanded and is the only, wait a minute, it's true of the truth as a child. 01:02:10.446 --> 01:02:25.950 [SPEAKER_07]: Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen, Chen 01:02:27.212 --> 01:02:29.654 [SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to go, I'm going to go ahead, I'm going to say something right now. 01:02:32.257 --> 01:02:32.797 [SPEAKER_02]: I don't buy it. 01:02:36.648 --> 01:02:42.670 [SPEAKER_07]: Here's the thing, when you're a contrarian and your partner's a contrarian. 01:02:42.830 --> 01:02:52.333 [SPEAKER_07]: You have a child and you're like, we should raise him with the same ideals that we somehow leaked out of this world. 01:02:52.373 --> 01:03:01.676 [SPEAKER_07]: We're going to raise a child to be a contrarian and to fight authority, you forget that until the age of 18, at least, you were the authority. 01:03:01.837 --> 01:03:02.137 [SPEAKER_07]: So, 01:03:03.377 --> 01:03:11.120 [SPEAKER_07]: there's going to be a lot of nose and a lot of frustration and a lot of why did we have one of these little critters again? 01:03:12.601 --> 01:03:14.462 [SPEAKER_01]: Just just make sure he's faster than evil. 01:03:16.242 --> 01:03:17.723 [SPEAKER_07]: Faster than rainbows definitely. 01:03:18.003 --> 01:03:18.343 [SPEAKER_02]: Okay. 01:03:19.404 --> 01:03:20.084 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, for sure. 01:03:21.184 --> 01:03:23.105 [SPEAKER_02]: So I just wanted to check it on that. 01:03:23.205 --> 01:03:25.126 [SPEAKER_02]: I just wanted to make sure I had that correct. 01:03:25.506 --> 01:03:27.627 [SPEAKER_07]: Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, terrible mistake. 01:03:34.047 --> 01:03:34.967 [SPEAKER_07]: I think we're also young. 01:03:34.987 --> 01:03:35.207 [SPEAKER_07]: Yes. 01:03:35.747 --> 01:03:50.710 [SPEAKER_07]: I could have been doing this all my life and like not had the hassle of a child like wandering in in the middle of recordings and like trying to try to put up a green screen so that he can like be invisible on the camera. 01:03:51.351 --> 01:03:57.872 [SPEAKER_02]: Wait, do you make your kid where like one of those green man suits to bed so that way if he comes out he doesn't appear on camera. 01:03:59.003 --> 01:04:08.330 [SPEAKER_07]: uh, he is definitely asked multiple times for a green man suit, uh, even though I almost never used the green screen anymore because he's just hoping that someday. 01:04:08.350 --> 01:04:12.494 [SPEAKER_02]: No, that's, that's, that's God, dank professionalism, Chan, and I just wanted to say respect. 01:04:14.315 --> 01:04:17.938 [SPEAKER_07]: Arger, yeah, Charles, like a, like a tiny Andy circus. 01:04:20.000 --> 01:04:26.665 [SPEAKER_07]: It's a circus all right by which I mean he's, uh, uh, he thinks he's got a really good 01:04:30.544 --> 01:04:38.326 [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, no, what if what if it was animals, but none of the political associations with it? 01:04:39.466 --> 01:04:41.687 [SPEAKER_07]: What if it was just a farm that animals ran? 01:04:42.527 --> 01:04:44.407 [SPEAKER_07]: What if Seth Rogan were there, Gord? 01:04:47.668 --> 01:04:49.229 [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, he went George R. Well, man. 01:04:49.269 --> 01:04:49.509 [SPEAKER_02]: Right. 01:04:50.469 --> 01:04:54.550 [SPEAKER_02]: George R. Well, obviously, love this. 01:04:55.370 --> 01:04:58.491 [SPEAKER_02]: The purest take perhaps on his property that has been made. 01:04:59.195 --> 01:05:01.218 [SPEAKER_07]: Famously huge fan of Seth Rogan. 01:05:02.480 --> 01:05:04.524 [SPEAKER_02]: Dude, they would have got along so well. 01:05:06.327 --> 01:05:07.829 [SPEAKER_02]: The only number cooler than 420. 01:05:07.909 --> 01:05:08.230 [SPEAKER_02]: It's 1984.