บทถอดความฉบับเต็มของ Questionable Hotels

we did have a fine weekend, 00:02:44.259 --> 00:02:45.780 but I'm going to tell you what, I'm going to 00:02:45.780 --> 00:02:48.620 be nosy because I'm going to get my black light 00:02:48.620 --> 00:02:51.099 out, make sure there ain't no bugs in that bed, 00:02:51.400 --> 00:02:54.439 and then now I know to always look under the 00:02:54.439 --> 00:02:57.460 mattress and in the cracks. You've seen them 00:02:57.460 --> 00:03:01.120 horror movies before. at hotels. Lordy mercy, 00:03:01.300 --> 00:03:03.860 you'll spend half your vacation checking out 00:03:03.860 --> 00:03:05.759 the room. You're supposed to be there just to 00:03:05.759 --> 00:03:10.099 relax. Well, I can't relax until I check out 00:03:10.099 --> 00:03:13.599 the hotel. Lordy mercy, I don't check for nothing. 00:03:14.860 --> 00:03:31.460 Well, see, what gets me is every time Because 00:03:31.460 --> 00:03:33.939 we'd be pulling in there and we're like, oh, 00:03:34.180 --> 00:03:36.080 I don't know if we're going to get out of here 00:03:36.080 --> 00:03:39.240 or not. Like one time we pulled in up in West 00:03:39.240 --> 00:03:43.020 Virginia. Got a hotel room looking nice on the 00:03:43.020 --> 00:04:02.379 internet. And we're sitting there, and we're 00:04:02.379 --> 00:04:06.599 like, oh, Lord, here comes a tornado. Milo ran 00:04:06.599 --> 00:04:08.900 out the door looking around at the thing, and 00:04:08.900 --> 00:04:11.580 the Lord was going. He's like, Lord, what's that? 00:04:11.860 --> 00:04:14.599 And the man in the hotel come walking up through 00:04:14.599 --> 00:04:17.240 there, and we was like, we got to take cover. 00:04:17.339 --> 00:04:21.459 He goes, no. He goes, that's the curfew siren. 00:04:21.980 --> 00:04:32.899 He goes, oh. do it anymore I don't think but 00:04:32.899 --> 00:04:34.980 they were they were doing it for some reason 00:04:34.980 --> 00:04:38.220 I can't remember what the reason was but it was 00:04:38.220 --> 00:04:42.120 something they were doing I remember that we 00:04:42.120 --> 00:04:45.279 stayed in a hotel one time we stayed in a motel 00:04:45.279 --> 00:04:50.639 one time and um we was in a hurry we were driving 00:04:50.639 --> 00:04:54.000 through um where were we at we were driving through 00:04:54.000 --> 00:04:56.279 Tennessee I think is where we were at at the 00:04:56.279 --> 00:05:01.240 time And it was late. I was tired. Old lady was 00:05:01.240 --> 00:05:06.420 tired. So we just found a motel. Got a room. 00:05:06.500 --> 00:05:08.420 We figured we'd get a couple hours sleep, then 00:05:08.420 --> 00:05:11.079 hit the road. So we got in there. You talk about 00:05:11.079 --> 00:05:16.500 a shady place. The guy who checked us in was 00:05:16.500 --> 00:05:19.220 wearing a collar. I don't know what he was doing 00:05:19.220 --> 00:05:22.800 before we got there. But he came out the back 00:05:22.800 --> 00:05:26.379 room after we rang the bell. And dude wearing 00:05:26.379 --> 00:05:30.860 a collar that had a hook

on it for a leash. I 00:05:30.860 --> 00:05:32.560 don't know what he was doing before we got there. 00:05:32.620 --> 00:05:37.420 But anyway, we paid, I think it was $79 .99 or 00:05:37.420 --> 00:05:43.300 something for a night. And we got our room. We 00:05:43.300 --> 00:05:45.980 got our key. And that was the old one, too. You 00:05:45.980 --> 00:05:49.160 actually had a key. He told us, when you get 00:05:49.160 --> 00:05:52.040 there, he said, jiggle the knob when you put 00:05:52.040 --> 00:05:55.189 the key in. That should have been our sign just 00:05:55.189 --> 00:05:59.810 to leave right then. Yeah, whatever they say, 00:06:00.009 --> 00:06:03.790 jiggle the knob and get in your hotel room. Jiggle 00:06:03.790 --> 00:06:06.370 the knob. But he was right. We put the key in, 00:06:06.470 --> 00:06:08.589 turned it a little bit, jiggled the knob. It 00:06:08.589 --> 00:06:12.089 opened right up. We get in the room. Neither 00:06:12.089 --> 00:06:17.449 one of us took our clothes off. We left all of 00:06:17.449 --> 00:06:20.310 our clothes on. We didn't turn the covers down 00:06:20.310 --> 00:06:24.199 or nothing. All right, the air worked, though. 00:06:24.279 --> 00:06:26.579 Air worked great. It cooled down in the room. 00:06:26.860 --> 00:06:31.439 We went to sleep. About 4 o 'clock in the morning, 00:06:31.540 --> 00:06:35.220 all the lights go off. We're scrambling around 00:06:35.220 --> 00:06:38.399 with our phone and a lighter. I think the old 00:06:38.399 --> 00:06:41.060 lady had a lighter, and I had a phone or something. 00:06:41.600 --> 00:06:47.959 And we're scrambling around. The lamp had come 00:06:47.959 --> 00:06:51.970 unplugged somehow, probably a rat. unplugged 00:06:51.970 --> 00:06:56.149 it and when i plugged the lamp back up because 00:06:56.149 --> 00:06:59.509 our room was the only dark one there when i plugged 00:06:59.509 --> 00:07:02.430 the lamp back up my hand was beside a condom 00:07:02.430 --> 00:07:07.889 look we left we took the key with us went to 00:07:07.889 --> 00:07:10.910 the car and left i didn't even want to talk to 00:07:10.910 --> 00:07:14.129 the caller boy about the the room he might have 00:07:14.129 --> 00:07:16.129 just came out of that room i don't i don't know 00:07:16.129 --> 00:07:19.519 what they were doing but yeah I think that's 00:07:19.519 --> 00:07:23.680 the worst place that we have stayed. Let's move 00:07:23.680 --> 00:07:30.019 on to this day in history. In 1915, Johnny, pronounced 00:07:30.019 --> 00:07:34.899 Gruhl, patented his Raggedy Ann doll. If you're 00:07:34.899 --> 00:07:38.620 wondering what I mean, in quotations, they have 00:07:38.620 --> 00:07:41.920 written down for me, pronounced Gruhl, because 00:07:41.920 --> 00:07:44.899 I would have butchered this fella's last name 00:07:44.899 --> 00:07:49.259 if I tried to say it without practice. So, it's 00:07:49.259 --> 00:07:52.779 pronounced Gruhl patented his Raggedy Ann doll, 00:07:53.019 --> 00:07:58.639 which

was sold in 1918 to the public. I had a 00:07:58.639 --> 00:08:01.480 Raggedy Ann doll. I had Raggedy Ann and Raggedy 00:08:01.480 --> 00:08:05.899 Andy. Yeah. I had one of them. It had red hair. 00:08:06.100 --> 00:08:08.259 Whichever one had red hair. Red hair, little 00:08:08.259 --> 00:08:10.819 triangle nose. It was the one I had. I think 00:08:10.819 --> 00:08:12.339 both of them had red hair, didn't they? Yeah, 00:08:12.360 --> 00:08:15.399 they both had red hair. One of them was wearing 00:08:15.399 --> 00:08:18.639 a dress and the other one had on the bibs, didn't 00:08:18.639 --> 00:08:21.220 they? Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was. I'm pretty 00:08:21.220 --> 00:08:27.319 sure. Anyway, let us know if you had one. Moving 00:08:27.319 --> 00:08:31.839 on to 1988, Metallica's fourth studio album, 00:08:32.019 --> 00:08:36.279 Injustice for All, was released. That was a big 00:08:36.279 --> 00:08:38.539 deal back in the day, I believe, wasn't it? Yeah, 00:08:38.620 --> 00:08:42.840 but it was your favorite song. I'm more of a 00:08:42.840 --> 00:08:46.580 country bluegrass guy. I know. You know. Harvester 00:08:46.580 --> 00:08:50.840 of Sorrow. One. You like one. One was a good 00:08:50.840 --> 00:08:53.419 song. Harvester of Sorrow ain't a bad song. No. 00:08:53.620 --> 00:08:56.899 But I still think Metallica is good now. They 00:08:56.899 --> 00:09:01.240 were good. But I believe if they would have had 00:09:01.240 --> 00:09:04.779 a banjo. I don't think they need a banjo. I believe 00:09:04.779 --> 00:09:08.919 they would have soared even higher. No. You get 00:09:08.919 --> 00:09:12.850 a banjo in there. Maybe a fiddle. No, no. I'm 00:09:12.850 --> 00:09:15.710 just saying. I would definitely have not listened 00:09:15.710 --> 00:09:18.210 to them very long. I'm just saying. I believe 00:09:18.210 --> 00:09:22.190 they would have. Anyway, let's move on to 2001. 00:09:22.509 --> 00:09:25.470 Michael Jackson celebrated his 30 -year solo 00:09:25.470 --> 00:09:30.950 career in Madison Square Gardens with a reunion 00:09:30.950 --> 00:09:34.590 with his brothers, the Jackson 5. So 30 years 00:09:34.590 --> 00:09:37.009 he celebrated and then got together with his 00:09:37.009 --> 00:09:39.350 brothers again. That was probably a good show. 00:09:39.769 --> 00:09:42.580 Yeah. I guess. It was a lot of special guests. 00:09:42.659 --> 00:09:46.779 It says lasted two hours, aired on CBS. That 00:09:46.779 --> 00:09:49.179 was probably good. It was probably good. Moving 00:09:49.179 --> 00:09:52.980 on to 2016, Bruce Springsteen and the E Street 00:09:52.980 --> 00:09:56.039 Band. Is that the name of his band? Yes. The 00:09:56.039 --> 00:09:58.639 E Street Band. As far as I know, it is. Okay. 00:09:58.919 --> 00:10:01.179 Because I've always heard of just Bruce Springsteen's 00:10:01.179 --> 00:10:03.980 playing here or there, but it's actually the 00:10:03.980 --> 00:10:06.659 Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band. Yep. 00:10:07.240 --> 00:10:10.279 Okay. Like something all the time? Learn something 00:10:10.279 --> 00:10:14.820 new all the time. They played their longest concert 00:10:14.820 --> 00:10:19.000 in America at the Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia, 00:10:19.360 --> 00:10:23.580 Pennsylvania. The concert lasted four hours and 00:10:23.580 --> 00:10:27.940 featured 34 songs. Dancing in the Dark, Glory 00:10:27.940 --> 00:10:31.159 Days. Yep, I like those songs. Yeah, that's my 00:10:31.159 --> 00:10:35.019 favorite. Glory Days. They'll pass you by. I 00:10:35.019 --> 00:10:37.649 know, right? That's what I heard. I think he 00:10:37.649 --> 00:10:40.289 said it. I'm pretty sure he did. All right, let's 00:10:40.289 --> 00:10:48.750 move on. 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Popular last week 00:11:33.019 --> 00:11:37.879 was Fart Corners, an elementary school teacher 00:11:37.879 --> 00:11:42.710 in, what, Georgia and one in Texas. designated 00:11:42.710 --> 00:11:46.730 corner of the room as a fart corner for the kids, 00:11:46.950 --> 00:11:50.649 or it's known as, what, a gas station. I reckon. 00:11:50.850 --> 00:11:55.149 It's got air freshener. You walk up, do your 00:11:55.149 --> 00:11:58.269 thing, spray a little air freshener, wait about 00:11:58.269 --> 00:12:02.529 10 seconds, and return to your seat. Did you 00:12:02.529 --> 00:12:05.710 have a fart corner when you was in school? No. 00:12:05.750 --> 00:12:07.950 I was in a corner many a times, but I don't remember 00:12:07.950 --> 00:12:11.240 the farting part of it. I'm pretty sure. I farted 00:12:11.240 --> 00:12:13.379 in the corner while I was there, but it wasn't 00:12:13.379 --> 00:12:17.879 a fart corner. When I was in kindergarten, I 00:12:17.879 --> 00:12:22.899 got in trouble for letting out a toot. And the 00:12:22.899 --> 00:12:26.019 teacher, trying to embarrass me, said, next time 00:12:26.019 --> 00:12:29.480 that you have to do that, it was during nap time, 00:12:29.659 --> 00:12:32.500 I'd lay down cookies and milk, and then I'd lay 00:12:32.500 --> 00:12:36.840 down, I'd have to rip one. The teacher said, 00:12:36.919 --> 00:12:38.620 next time you have to do that, you just come 00:12:38.620 --> 00:12:40.940 up here and

stand beside of me. And she was trying 00:12:40.940 --> 00:12:43.259 to embarrass me, I think. And so I wouldn't do 00:12:43.259 --> 00:12:46.059 it. So the next day when I laid down for nap 00:12:46.059 --> 00:12:49.519 time, I felt it. So I got up and I walked up 00:12:49.519 --> 00:12:53.620 beside her. And I just, I let it grow. And yeah, 00:12:53.720 --> 00:12:55.759 I got in trouble for that. She didn't, she didn't 00:12:55.759 --> 00:12:58.899 like it. But I was doing what I was told. Exactly. 00:12:59.179 --> 00:13:02.200 To do. We might have to. I didn't get in trouble 00:13:02.200 --> 00:13:05.019 for farting at nap time. We might have to designate. 00:13:05.039 --> 00:13:08.480 That's not a bad idea for around the house. Here, 00:13:08.779 --> 00:13:11.080 you know, you be slapping them out sometimes 00:13:11.080 --> 00:13:13.779 just all around the office and stuff. I'm not 00:13:13.779 --> 00:13:16.460 going in the corner. Let's move on to our uplifting 00:13:16.460 --> 00:13:21.139 and unique stories of the week. A 91 -year -old 00:13:21.139 --> 00:13:26.639 Dale Greybeard Sanders spent 359 days hiking 00:13:26.639 --> 00:13:29.580 the Appalachian Trail, reclaiming the record 00:13:29.580 --> 00:13:32.720 of being the oldest person to hike the entire 00:13:32.720 --> 00:13:37.750 trail. He previously held the title in 2017 before 00:13:37.750 --> 00:13:42.049 a friend of his broke the record in 2021. So 00:13:42.049 --> 00:13:45.289 he held the record in 2017, and then a friend 00:13:45.289 --> 00:13:50.149 of his broke it in 21, and he said, I don't think 00:13:50.149 --> 00:13:57.629 so, Scooter. And at age 91, he hiked the entire 00:13:57.629 --> 00:14:02.629 trail again to take the record back. 91 years 00:14:02.629 --> 00:14:09.460 old. So all I got to do is live until I'm 92 00:14:09.460 --> 00:14:14.299 years old and then hike the 2 ,000 mile trail 00:14:14.299 --> 00:14:19.120 from Georgia to Maine to break this record. Yep. 00:14:19.200 --> 00:14:21.720 I'll see you in Maine. So that's all I got to 00:14:21.720 --> 00:14:26.320 do. Yeah. Is live to be 92 and then be able to 00:14:26.320 --> 00:14:30.679 walk the 2 ,000 miles of the trail. And you will 00:14:30.679 --> 00:14:32.899 see me in Maine? I'll see you in Maine. Are you 00:14:32.899 --> 00:14:37.000 going to stop along the way? Like, bring me supplies? 00:14:37.840 --> 00:14:39.840 Stuff like that? Because you're going to have 00:14:39.840 --> 00:14:42.740 to drive up there. I don't know. Can I see you 00:14:42.740 --> 00:14:44.940 from the road? I might just pass by you and wave. 00:14:45.740 --> 00:14:52.460 92. You'll be, what, 95? 96? So, yeah. There 00:14:52.460 --> 00:14:56.139 we go. I'll be pushing 100. Yeah, that's what 00:14:56.139 --> 00:14:59.279 I'm saying. You'll be like 96. It could happen. 00:14:59.740 --> 00:15:03.159 I'm saying. All we got to do is live to be our 00:15:03.159 --> 00:15:06.000 mid -90s. That'll be like two records probably. 00:15:06.539 --> 00:15:10.620 It could be. A 92 -year -old walks the Appalachian 00:15:10.620 --> 00:15:17.899 Trail with a 95, 97 -year -old driving, bringing 00:15:17.899 --> 00:15:21.799 him supplies. Yeah. See, we're going to be famous 00:15:21.799 --> 00:15:25.220 all the way through. I reckon. Let's move on 00:15:25.220 --> 00:15:29.190 to our Bigfoot fact of the week. There are at 00:15:29.190 --> 00:15:32.629 least 12 different kinds of Bigfoot just in the 00:15:32.629 --> 00:15:35.950 United States. 12 different kinds of Bigfeet 00:15:35.950 --> 00:15:39.929 in the United States. According to Appalachian 00:15:39.929 --> 00:15:44.990 Investigators of Mysterious Sightings, AIMS, 00:15:45.029 --> 00:15:50.409 is that right? It's AIMS. AIMS. Yep. Okay. AIMS. 00:15:50.429 --> 00:15:54.610 A -I -M -S. There are more than 12 different 00:15:54.610 --> 00:15:58.519 types of Bigfoot. ranging from the more human 00:15:58.519 --> 00:16:02.480 -looking grass man to the vicious eight -foot 00:16:02.480 --> 00:16:05.539 -tall midnight whistler. You ever heard anything 00:16:05.539 --> 00:16:10.539 whistling? No. No, but I do know that if you 00:16:10.539 --> 00:16:13.080 hear it whistle, you don't whistle back. Why 00:16:13.080 --> 00:16:15.740 not? It might be... I'm pretty sure whatever 00:16:15.740 --> 00:16:18.120 whistled at you is going to come get you. Lovely 00:16:18.120 --> 00:16:21.539 little tune. I'm not saying that it doesn't happen, 00:16:21.600 --> 00:16:24.950 but I'm saying... We've been hunting a lot with 00:16:24.950 --> 00:16:29.210 hounds at night and whistled a lot, and we've 00:16:29.210 --> 00:16:31.669 never heard anything whistle back except for 00:16:31.669 --> 00:16:35.470 that one coon hound that we had that would whistle 00:16:35.470 --> 00:16:39.169 for us to come to the tree when he was ready. 00:16:39.529 --> 00:16:41.850 So he had a whistling dog. Uh -huh. Well, he 00:16:41.850 --> 00:16:44.009 would climb the tree, get the coon, have it skin 00:16:44.009 --> 00:16:47.149 for us by the time we got there. Okay. I believe 00:16:47.149 --> 00:16:50.179 you. That was a good dog. Let's move on to birthdays. 00:16:50.860 --> 00:16:53.379 September 7th, if you have a birthday today, 00:16:53.539 --> 00:16:56.860 happy birthday. And you're sharing that day with, 00:16:56.940 --> 00:17:03.360 in 1860, Grandma Moses, born in New York. She 00:17:03.360 --> 00:17:06.420 was a self -taught painter who began her career 00:17:06.420 --> 00:17:10.980 in her 70s. She started painting at 70? She was 00:17:10.980 --> 00:17:14.839 78, to be exact. Started painting at 78. Yep. 00:17:15.210 --> 00:17:19.690 Known for farm life and landscapes. Yes. Okay. 00:17:19.950 --> 00:17:25.569 Became a national sensation in the 1950s. I'm 00:17:25.569 --> 00:17:28.950 sure she wasn't alive at the time. Yeah. Yeah, 00:17:28.950 --> 00:17:32.430 she didn't pass away. 1860 to 1950? She passed 00:17:32.430 --> 00:17:40.609 away in 1961 at 101 years old.

Good Lord. Yep. 00:17:40.869 --> 00:17:45.529 All right. And was a painter. Yep, she was a 00:17:45.529 --> 00:17:49.690 painter. From what I read, she started painting 00:17:49.690 --> 00:17:52.950 because she did embroidery work and she got arthritis 00:17:52.950 --> 00:17:56.210 and she could no longer do embroidery. So she 00:17:56.210 --> 00:17:58.630 started painting. Started painting. So for a 00:17:58.630 --> 00:18:03.809 long life, do embroidery work and paint, I guess. 00:18:04.150 --> 00:18:07.950 Yeah. All right, then. Well, let's move on to 00:18:07.950 --> 00:18:15.680 1936. Buddy Holly, he was born in Texas. Everybody 00:18:15.680 --> 00:18:18.980 knows who Buddy Holly is. Songs like Peggy Sue, 00:18:19.339 --> 00:18:22.619 That'll Be the Day. Everybody knows he passed 00:18:22.619 --> 00:18:26.759 away in a plane crash, along with The Big Bopper 00:18:26.759 --> 00:18:30.920 and Richie Valens. Waylon Jennings gave his seat 00:18:30.920 --> 00:18:35.059 up to The Big Bopper. I didn't know that. I think 00:18:35.059 --> 00:18:38.759 because The Big Bopper was sick, and he gave 00:18:38.759 --> 00:18:44.180 his seat up. All right. Let's move on to 1973. 00:18:45.799 --> 00:18:49.480 Shannon Elizabeth, born in Texas, known for her 00:18:49.480 --> 00:18:53.559 roles in the American Pie movies. Which one was 00:18:53.559 --> 00:18:58.200 she? She had brown hair. Well, that sums it up. 00:18:58.259 --> 00:19:00.799 I know, right? Oh, she was supposed to have been 00:19:00.799 --> 00:19:06.099 the tall girl and the exchange student, I think. 00:19:06.640 --> 00:19:11.200 Anyway. She starred in Scary Movie, American 00:19:11.200 --> 00:19:15.579 Pie, 13 Ghosts. She left Hollywood to focus on 00:19:15.579 --> 00:19:18.200 her wildlife conservation. Well, that was good. 00:19:18.480 --> 00:19:21.299 Yeah, that was really nice. Most recently, she 00:19:21.299 --> 00:19:30.140 has an OnlyFans account and got divorced in May. 00:19:30.440 --> 00:19:32.799 Yep, just got divorced in May, and now she's 00:19:32.799 --> 00:19:37.099 got an OnlyFans. Got the OnlyFans. Okay. She's 00:19:37.099 --> 00:19:39.960 made millions of dollars in just that little 00:19:39.960 --> 00:19:42.579 short of time. On the OnlyFans? On the OnlyFans. 00:19:43.299 --> 00:19:47.000 I mean, I think a lot of people liked her in 00:19:47.000 --> 00:19:50.059 American Pie. Probably. Millions of dollars. 00:19:50.119 --> 00:19:53.140 Maybe I should start OnlyFans. You think so? 00:19:55.000 --> 00:20:02.079 I'm tall. I'm 6 '3". I'm a tall man. I don't 00:20:02.079 --> 00:20:04.359 want to go there. I'm just kind of fat. I'm just 00:20:04.359 --> 00:20:07.410 going to say, just get right ahead. Just saying. 00:20:07.549 --> 00:20:11.130 I might can make millions. Let's move on to our 00:20:11.130 --> 00:20:16.789 national day. It is Labor Day, of course. If 00:20:16.789 --> 00:20:19.869 you're off today, congratulations. I'm working. 00:20:22.410 --> 00:20:26.789 Let's see. It is also National Beer Lovers Day. 00:20:27.349 --> 00:20:31.410 That makes sense. A lot of people off work and 00:20:31.410 --> 00:20:33.930 they're having a beer. That makes sense. Yeah, 00:20:33.970 --> 00:20:37.390 it's also Grandma Moses Day because it's her 00:20:37.390 --> 00:20:42.970 birthday. Yeah. And it is National Salami Day. 00:20:43.450 --> 00:20:47.910 Do you like salami sandwiches? Ah, they're all 00:20:47.910 --> 00:20:51.369 right. Yeah. I like fried salami. I would rather 00:20:51.369 --> 00:20:53.490 just have them regular with a little mustard. 00:20:53.750 --> 00:20:56.750 Just an old cold salami, huh? Yep. All right, 00:20:56.750 --> 00:21:00.039 then. A little mustard. A little mustard on it. 00:21:00.140 --> 00:21:02.579 Yep. It's just where I like it. All right, then. 00:21:02.619 --> 00:21:08.000 Get you a cold beer and don't do any labor. Say 00:21:08.000 --> 00:21:11.880 happy birthday to Miss Moses and get a salami 00:21:11.880 --> 00:21:14.460 sandwich. Exactly. All right, then. That's some 00:21:14.460 --> 00:21:19.019 days that are good together, I guess. Let's move 00:21:19.019 --> 00:21:21.420 on. This one's a little old, but we just heard 00:21:21.420 --> 00:21:26.359 about it. On August 17th, $70 ,000 worth of Pabst 00:21:26.359 --> 00:21:31.369 Blue Ribbon Beer. and non -alcoholic Old Milwaukee 00:21:31.369 --> 00:21:35.869 beer was stolen from a distribution center in 00:21:35.869 --> 00:21:39.529 California. Well, you can tell. I guess you don't 00:21:39.529 --> 00:21:42.490 have time to read the boxes in there. They just 00:21:42.490 --> 00:21:45.970 saw Pabst Blue Ribbon and Old Milwaukee. They 00:21:45.970 --> 00:21:51.470 must have. And decided to steal it. But I've 00:21:51.470 --> 00:21:54.329 drank several of both, and they're not bad if 00:21:54.329 --> 00:21:57.450 you get them real cold. But that's... That's 00:21:57.450 --> 00:22:00.650 an amateur move to get the non -alcoholic, unless 00:22:00.650 --> 00:22:06.490 now the Pabst Blue Ribbon is for the adults, 00:22:06.650 --> 00:22:08.789 and then you don't want the children to feel 00:22:08.789 --> 00:22:12.250 left out at the party, so you get them. That 00:22:12.250 --> 00:22:14.509 could have been a responsible thief. Maybe it 00:22:14.509 --> 00:22:16.069 could have been me and you. I would have got 00:22:16.069 --> 00:22:18.769 the non -alcoholic beer. You think so? Yeah. 00:22:18.910 --> 00:22:21.690 Now, I'm not stealing non -alcoholic beer. If 00:22:21.690 --> 00:22:23.490 I'm going to commit a felony, it's going to be 00:22:23.490 --> 00:22:26.990 for the full stuff. Might as well. Let's move 00:22:26.990 --> 00:22:32.190 on. A 10 -year -old girl found dozens of rare 00:22:32.190 --> 00:22:36.349 freshwater jellyfish near Canyon Ferry Reservoir 00:22:36.349 --> 00:22:40.630 in Montana. I didn't know they had jellyfish 00:22:40.630 --> 00:22:42.950 in Montana. I didn't know they had jellyfish 00:22:42.950 --> 00:22:45.789 in Montana, so that's kind of creepy. In 2009, 00:22:45.990 --> 00:22:49.569 the first recorded sighting was found in Montana. 00:22:49.990 --> 00:22:53.130 Yeah. That's just not something you think about. 00:22:54.059 --> 00:22:56.039 Montana. You tell somebody, hey, I'm going to 00:22:56.039 --> 00:22:57.980 Montana. They say, watch out for the jellyfish. 00:22:58.460 --> 00:23:02.420 Yeah. I don't want to think about that. Can you 00:23:02.420 --> 00:23:05.539 imagine you just riding your horse? You stop 00:23:05.539 --> 00:23:08.500 for a drink, get stung by a jellyfish. Can a 00:23:08.500 --> 00:23:11.539 freshwater jellyfish sting you? From what I was 00:23:11.539 --> 00:23:17.160 seeing, they don't have venom. Okay. Yeah. All 00:23:17.160 --> 00:23:18.960 right, so it wouldn't be too bad. It'd just be 00:23:18.960 --> 00:23:22.730 like a little jelly pit. Well, I think that's 00:23:22.730 --> 00:23:24.630 going to do it for us this week. I hope you all 00:23:24.630 --> 00:23:26.890 enjoyed the show, and whatever you're going through, 00:23:26.990 --> 00:23:30.250 I hope this helps you to keep on smiling. We'll 00:23:30.250 --> 00:23:33.490 see you next Monday. Bye -bye. I would like to 00:23:33.490 --> 00:23:37.509 send a thank you over to Logan at musicformakers 00:23:37.509 --> 00:23:40.829 .com. He provided the tunes we played on our 00:23:40.829 --> 00:23:45.069 show today. Go check them out. That is musicformakers 00:23:45.069 --> 00:23:46.029 .com.