บทถอดความฉบับเต็มของ Let's Remove The Warning Labels

Yeah, find him, but I mean, 00:02:25.099 --> 00:02:26.979 I don't think you should go out and hunt him 00:02:26.979 --> 00:02:30.870 like he's a deer or a raccoon or something. A 00:02:30.870 --> 00:02:37.889 year earlier, he said it weighed 800 pounds and 00:02:37.889 --> 00:02:42.659 stood 8 foot tall. He announced a nationwide 00:02:42.659 --> 00:02:47.300 tour to charge audiences to inspect its corpse. 00:02:47.729 --> 00:02:52.789 After refusing to release a DNA report that would 00:02:52.789 --> 00:02:56.009 prove that it was a Bigfoot, it was revealed 00:02:56.009 --> 00:03:00.360 the entire thing was a stunt. The Bigfoot corpse 00:03:00.360 --> 00:03:04.500 he had was made out of clay. That sounds about 00:03:04.500 --> 00:03:08.240 right. So he lied. He a lying Bigfoot hunter. 00:03:08.300 --> 00:03:10.500 He better hope that he don't run into Jerry Clower's 00:03:10.500 --> 00:03:13.759 monkey. I know, right? Because that monkey don't 00:03:13.759 --> 00:03:16.099 like lying things. He's going to shoot that thing. 00:03:16.400 --> 00:03:21.680 I mean, you know. Why even lie about something 00:03:21.680 --> 00:03:25.669 like that? Money. But don't you think that people 00:03:25.669 --> 00:03:27.629 are going to realize that something ain't right? 00:03:27.889 --> 00:03:30.650 People ain't. Not all people are that stupid, 00:03:30.710 --> 00:03:31.930 I wouldn't think. Yeah, I mean, you wouldn't 00:03:31.930 --> 00:03:36.189 think so. Yeah, gullible, yes. He sure did. But 00:03:36.189 --> 00:03:40.159 Lord have mercy. Maybe if somebody would pay 00:03:40.159 --> 00:03:43.939 me a lot of money, I'd go hunt for Bigfoot. If 00:03:43.939 --> 00:03:47.500 anyone wants to pay me a lot of money, I will 00:03:47.500 --> 00:03:52.379 go hunt for Bigfoot, you know. I probably won't 00:03:52.379 --> 00:03:55.039 find nothing, but I will take the money. If somebody 00:03:55.039 --> 00:03:57.479 offers me a lot of money, we'll just get you 00:03:57.479 --> 00:04:00.099 to sit there and pretend that you're gone. You 00:04:00.099 --> 00:04:01.439 know, you're kind of hairy. You got some big 00:04:01.439 --> 00:04:04.740 old feet. Why are you looking at my feet? Because. 00:04:04.780 --> 00:04:07.539 Big feet. You leave my feet alone. Like I said, 00:04:07.580 --> 00:04:09.580 I feel bad. They call them big foot. You got 00:04:09.580 --> 00:04:14.500 two feet. My feet are only 13 double E's. Yeah, 00:04:14.560 --> 00:04:16.899 big feet. All right? People have got bigger feet. 00:04:17.339 --> 00:04:20.439 Big feet. Than mine. Lord have mercy. Uh -huh. 00:04:20.879 --> 00:04:24.639 Look at the, who's that basketball player? I 00:04:24.639 --> 00:04:28.040 don't know. There's more than one. Shaquille 00:04:28.040 --> 00:04:29.680 O 'Neal. I think it's Shaquille O 'Neal. He's 00:04:29.680 --> 00:04:33.139 like, all his shoes are special ordered. Ain't 00:04:33.139 --> 00:04:36.160 they like 20 something? I don't know how big 00:04:36.160 --> 00:04:39.879 his feet is. Oh, mercy. Maybe he's moonlighting. 00:04:40.199 --> 00:04:43.740 As Bigfoot. As Bigfoot. You never know. You never 00:04:43.740 --> 00:04:49.319 know. People need to look up and see if he's 00:04:49.319 --> 00:04:53.220 on vacation. If the Bigfoot sightings go up, 00:04:53.220 --> 00:04:57.240 if the footprints, the tracks, he might just 00:04:57.240 --> 00:04:59.740 be walking barefoot. He might not even know what's 00:04:59.740 --> 00:05:05.850 happening. Exactly. Anyway, remember, if you 00:05:05.850 --> 00:05:09.029 have a Bigfoot story, let us know what it is. 00:05:09.069 --> 00:05:11.870 We'll put it on the podcast or we will put you 00:05:11.870 --> 00:05:15.589 on the podcast telling it. Let's move on to Miss 00:05:15.589 --> 00:05:19.910 Charlene's top 10 warning labels this week. Take 00:05:19.910 --> 00:05:24.920 it away, Charlene. Hey, JoJo. Have you looked 00:05:24.920 --> 00:05:26.939 at some of these warning labels on things here 00:05:26.939 --> 00:05:29.920 lately? I don't read things. You need to start, 00:05:30.160 --> 00:05:32.699 because I got some good ones for you. All right. 00:05:32.839 --> 00:05:36.139 Now, mind you, I understand, you know, why there's 00:05:36.139 --> 00:05:39.860 warning labels, you know. Exactly. But really? 00:05:41.259 --> 00:05:46.509 Like, for example, on a baby stroller, you got 00:05:46.990 --> 00:05:54.300 remove child before. Folding the stroller. See, 00:05:54.399 --> 00:05:55.959 that could come in handy when you get in your 00:05:55.959 --> 00:05:57.779 car, though. See, you just fold it up, throw 00:05:57.779 --> 00:06:01.079 it in the trunk. Baby and all, huh? Well, I'm 00:06:01.079 --> 00:06:04.459 sorry. I mean, who is going to spend an hour 00:06:04.459 --> 00:06:07.079 or so walking around in a store, at the mall, 00:06:07.180 --> 00:06:09.420 whatever, with their baby in a stroller? Going 00:06:09.420 --> 00:06:11.720 to get out of their car and say, well, here we 00:06:11.720 --> 00:06:14.259 are. Fold it up and just toss it in the trunk. 00:06:14.379 --> 00:06:19.350 Just toss it in there. I mean, it's in the stroller, 00:06:19.509 --> 00:06:23.970 though, so it'll be fine. I got another one for 00:06:23.970 --> 00:06:27.790 you. All right. Expanding foam insulation for 00:06:27.790 --> 00:06:32.410 homes. It's got on there. Not for use as earplugs. 00:06:33.209 --> 00:06:37.569 You know somebody. That didn't come from nowhere. 00:06:37.730 --> 00:06:41.629 Somebody just squirt, squirt. Yeah. Oh, I had 00:06:41.629 --> 00:06:44.709 to look it up because I was like, really? Really? 00:06:45.259 --> 00:06:48.639 But, yeah, there's at least one incident where 00:06:48.639 --> 00:06:52.839 someone used sprayed insulation into their ear 00:06:52.839 --> 00:06:57.339 to tune out the neighbor's lawnmower. How loud 00:06:57.339 --> 00:07:00.180 was that damn lawnmower? I don't know. Who's 00:07:00.180 --> 00:07:02.220 walking around their house saying, that damn 00:07:02.220

--> 00:07:04.759 neighbor of mine. Let me just get this bottle 00:07:04.759 --> 00:07:09.180 of. Mowing again. Just squirt, squirt. That'll 00:07:09.180 --> 00:07:14.620 fix it. Yeah, but it said that. It expanded in 00:07:14.620 --> 00:07:17.639 his ear and cured before he got to the hospital. 00:07:18.259 --> 00:07:23.139 Well, they had to surgically remove the foam 00:07:23.139 --> 00:07:27.730 insulation. Okay. I've squirted that stuff in 00:07:27.730 --> 00:07:30.170 holes just to see how fast it comes. I want to 00:07:30.170 --> 00:07:32.389 know how fast did it come out of his ear. There's 00:07:32.389 --> 00:07:35.730 his legacy. Exactly. That man's legacy. He's 00:07:35.730 --> 00:07:38.870 going to be the foam ear guy. Yeah. From now 00:07:38.870 --> 00:07:43.149 on. That's so wrong. What's number three? Laser 00:07:43.149 --> 00:07:47.709 printers. Okay. Do not eat the toner in your 00:07:47.709 --> 00:07:52.860 printer cartridge. Don't eat the toner. Who? 00:07:53.579 --> 00:07:56.439 Looked at that toner and said, oh, let me taste 00:07:56.439 --> 00:08:00.439 the rainbow. It's not Skittles. I bet that tastes 00:08:00.439 --> 00:08:03.060 wonderful. I know, right? Let me just get a lick 00:08:03.060 --> 00:08:07.589 of that. Here you go. Have you ever looked at 00:08:07.589 --> 00:08:11.670 the warning label on your wheelbarrow? No. Flip 00:08:11.670 --> 00:08:17.000 it over. Not intended for highway use. On a wheelbarrow? 00:08:17.000 --> 00:08:18.939 On a wheelbarrow. That ain't really on there. 00:08:18.959 --> 00:08:20.839 Yes, on a wheelbarrow. It is on a wheelbarrow. 00:08:20.839 --> 00:08:23.259 Did you look that up? Yes, I did to make sure. 00:08:23.720 --> 00:08:29.379 Not intended for highway use. I'm a contractor. 00:08:29.800 --> 00:08:34.620 Holy crap. Somebody filled it up, tied it to 00:08:34.620 --> 00:08:38.659 their car, and took off. I actually was told. 00:08:39.350 --> 00:08:41.870 When I was giggling about some of these with 00:08:41.870 --> 00:08:44.990 my dad. Uh -huh. Yeah, my dad informed me that 00:08:44.990 --> 00:08:48.570 back when he was a teenager that they got in 00:08:48.570 --> 00:08:51.230 the back one of his cousin's cars. They went 00:08:51.230 --> 00:08:54.350 and got sand at our great -grandpa's house. Right. 00:08:54.529 --> 00:08:56.809 Or my great -grandpa's house. Right. They filled 00:08:56.809 --> 00:08:59.370 up the wheelbarrow. Well, you know, they lived 00:08:59.370 --> 00:09:03.490 like a mile apart. Okay. Dad said he wasn't going 00:09:03.490 --> 00:09:05.470 to push that wheelbarrow back up that road. So 00:09:05.470 --> 00:09:10.580 he sat down in the trunk of his cousin's. and 00:09:10.580 --> 00:09:14.480 held the handles up, put them on the trunk lid, 00:09:14.639 --> 00:09:17.440 and went up the road with it. I mean, that wouldn't 00:09:17.440 --> 00:09:20.100 be bad. So, yeah, people do do these things. 00:09:20.120 --> 00:09:22.340 But, I mean, who's flying down the highway?

I 00:09:22.340 --> 00:09:25.019 know, right? With them. I don't know. That's 00:09:25.019 --> 00:09:29.789 funny. Good Lord. Here's a good one. It's on 00:09:29.789 --> 00:09:35.190 a thermometer. Once used rectally, the thermometer 00:09:35.190 --> 00:09:40.940 should not be used orally. Well, now, see, I 00:09:40.940 --> 00:09:44.659 think that one's wrong. You can get a Lysol wipe, 00:09:44.860 --> 00:09:49.720 and you just pull it right through. Oh, no, no, 00:09:49.720 --> 00:09:52.840 no. There. Lord have mercy. Now, wait, going 00:09:52.840 --> 00:09:54.919 back to the wheelbarrow thing, this just hit 00:09:54.919 --> 00:09:59.779 my mind. A wheelbarrow, just the top of it, no 00:09:59.779 --> 00:10:02.440 handles or wheels or anything, that's good to 00:10:02.440 --> 00:10:05.980 make a sled out of. It is. But you want to be 00:10:05.980 --> 00:10:09.909 sure that snows pretty deep. Because if you start, 00:10:10.110 --> 00:10:14.629 if we were sliding down the road, and it was 00:10:14.629 --> 00:10:18.750 kind of close to the asphalt, that bottom would 00:10:18.750 --> 00:10:21.789 get hot. That bottom would get hot pretty quick. 00:10:22.129 --> 00:10:25.330 And it throws you out. But anyway, that thermometer, 00:10:25.750 --> 00:10:29.639 you get a Lysol wipe, you just pull it right 00:10:29.639 --> 00:10:34.740 through there. All you got to do. Number six, 00:10:35.379 --> 00:10:40.590 Chipotle trucks. Okay. Drivers do not carry burritos. 00:10:41.409 --> 00:10:43.370 You know, that is not where I thought you were 00:10:43.370 --> 00:10:46.649 going with that. I thought you was going to say 00:10:46.649 --> 00:10:51.710 they don't carry cash, but not burritos. They 00:10:51.710 --> 00:10:55.789 don't carry burritos. Okay. You're going to chase 00:10:55.789 --> 00:10:58.929 down a truck and say, I want a burrito. Technically, 00:10:59.210 --> 00:11:03.289 wouldn't they carry a burrito? I don't know. 00:11:03.450 --> 00:11:05.070 I'm not a truck driver. You have to answer that 00:11:05.070 --> 00:11:09.450 one. Don't they have? I don't know. Travers do 00:11:09.450 --> 00:11:12.570 not carry burrito. You know how many people run 00:11:12.570 --> 00:11:15.690 up to there? I mean, it's not. I mean, do they 00:11:15.690 --> 00:11:17.549 think it's just a giant food truck? Let me get 00:11:17.549 --> 00:11:21.590 a burrito. Huh? Maybe say I tried to get robbed 00:11:21.590 --> 00:11:23.529 or something. You know, man, I ain't got no cash. 00:11:23.629 --> 00:11:26.029 We're looking for the burrito. Hanging off the 00:11:26.029 --> 00:11:29.669 side. Going down the highway. I mean. Tap it 00:11:29.669 --> 00:11:32.210 on the window. Give me some of your burritos. 00:11:32.330 --> 00:11:35.370 Give me a burrito. You know, I have seen. I want 00:11:35.370 --> 00:11:40.820 a chicken burrito. I have seen in a traffic jam 00:11:40.820 --> 00:11:45.289 in New York, I've seen people open up the doors 00:11:45.289 --> 00:11:48.610 to trucks and start taking the stuff off while 00:11:48.610 --> 00:11:51.950 we were rolling down through there. Pick up truck 00:11:51.950 --> 00:11:55.350 beside of them. You know, it's crazy the way 00:11:55.350 --> 00:11:57.669 what people will do to get in those trucks, some 00:11:57.669 --> 00:12:03.019 of them. Moving on to number seven, electric 00:12:03.019 --> 00:12:07.720 drills. This product not intended for use as 00:12:07.720 --> 00:12:10.779 a dental drill. Well, see, that's a lie. They 00:12:10.779 --> 00:12:14.379 got those little bitty drill bits. You could 00:12:14.379 --> 00:12:19.340 get right in there. Yeah, yeah. It's not a Dremel 00:12:19.340 --> 00:12:21.820 tool, though. They use things like the size of 00:12:21.820 --> 00:12:28.570 Dremel tools. I mean, in an emergency. When you 00:12:28.570 --> 00:12:31.230 drop me off later, you want me to go get the... 00:12:31.629 --> 00:12:35.309 The drill and say, open up, JoJo, and I... No, 00:12:35.429 --> 00:12:38.029 nothing wrong with mine. You sure? I'm good today. 00:12:38.210 --> 00:12:42.090 I sit in an emergency situation. Again, you take 00:12:42.090 --> 00:12:45.690 that Lysol wipe and you wipe that lid off. You 00:12:45.690 --> 00:12:52.370 know, you do that. All right, number eight, a 00:12:52.370 --> 00:12:56.970 jet ski. Never use a lit match or open flame 00:12:56.970 --> 00:13:02.269 to check fuel level. I mean, if it's after dark 00:13:02.269 --> 00:13:05.370 and that's all you got. Oh, yeah. Everybody has 00:13:05.370 --> 00:13:08.250 a cell phone. Just about everybody's got a cell 00:13:08.250 --> 00:13:11.950 phone. How many people had a cell phone in their 00:13:11.950 --> 00:13:15.169 pocket, took the lighter out of their jeans pockets 00:13:15.169 --> 00:13:17.970 and checked that? I don't know, but, you know, 00:13:18.029 --> 00:13:19.470 I bet you it hurt. I guarantee you it's been 00:13:19.470 --> 00:13:23.980 more than one. I bet you it hurt. Yeah, I guarantee 00:13:23.980 --> 00:13:28.120 you it has been more than one. I don't know how 00:13:28.120 --> 00:13:30.809 much gas I got. Let me get this lighter. Out 00:13:30.809 --> 00:13:35.269 of my pocket here. Good Lord. Here's a good one 00:13:35.269 --> 00:13:38.610 on number nine. Okay. To label on dog medication. 00:13:39.450 --> 00:13:43.470 May cause drowsiness. Use care when operating 00:13:43.470 --> 00:13:48.679 a motor vehicle. Now, you know, they might hear 00:13:48.679 --> 00:13:50.980 the dog kind of grumbling in the background here 00:13:50.980 --> 00:13:53.480 because she saw a squirrel. Right. You know, 00:13:53.480 --> 00:13:55.960 but I'm pretty sure that she ain't going to jump 00:13:55.960 --> 00:13:59.259 up here and just start changing gears and... 00:13:59.460 --> 00:14:02.659 Drive this truck right on out, Chasing 00:14:02.659 --> 00:14:06.320 that squirrel, you know. See, any normal dog, 00:14:06.620 --> 00:14:13.169 I would say no. But my dog. Your dog going to 00:14:13.169 --> 00:14:17.110

do it. My dog can operate a damn fly speed. She 00:14:17.110 --> 00:14:18.870 needs a little help with the clutch. She's got 00:14:18.870 --> 00:14:21.809 those short legs. Yeah. But now I'll match the 00:14:21.809 --> 00:14:24.730 clutch for her. She can get them gears. All right. 00:14:24.950 --> 00:14:29.250 You know. Yeah. We have special dogs. You know 00:14:29.250 --> 00:14:31.450 what I'm saying? Yep. I'm just saying, we had 00:14:31.450 --> 00:14:35.710 a coon dog one time. We didn't even have to drive 00:14:35.710 --> 00:14:39.250 the truck. Uh -huh. We didn't even have to leave 00:14:39.250 --> 00:14:41.850 the house. He'd just come up and he'd say, hey, 00:14:42.029 --> 00:14:45.190 I'm heading out hunting. We'd say, all right 00:14:45.190 --> 00:14:47.250 then, the gas the truck up. You left it empty 00:14:47.250 --> 00:14:50.950 last time. All right, moving on to number 10. 00:14:50.970 --> 00:14:54.840 What are you barking at, puppy? Didn't you see 00:14:54.840 --> 00:14:56.820 something? You see that squirrel, didn't you? 00:14:57.080 --> 00:15:00.960 You see something. That little puppy puppy. Moving 00:15:00.960 --> 00:15:05.360 on. I think she likes the top ten list here. 00:15:05.360 --> 00:15:07.039 I think she does, too. She was laughing at it. 00:15:07.220 --> 00:15:09.379 She's a good puppy. She just wants to drive is 00:15:09.379 --> 00:15:12.399 what it is. Moving on to the number ten. All 00:15:12.399 --> 00:15:15.820 right. Was that the gas pump the other day? Yeah. 00:15:15.980 --> 00:15:18.919 No. Might as well not look at gas prices. No. 00:15:18.919 --> 00:15:20.580 What are you going to do about it? I don't look 00:15:20.580 --> 00:15:22.799 at them anymore. You just... Put the nozzle in 00:15:22.799 --> 00:15:24.860 there and just turn it on, let it go until it 00:15:24.860 --> 00:15:28.539 clicks. Because if I look at the gas price, I'm 00:15:28.539 --> 00:15:30.159 either going to run out before I get home or 00:15:30.159 --> 00:15:32.159 another bill's not getting paid. Exactly. So 00:15:32.159 --> 00:15:36.399 I don't look. But at the gas pump, look at it 00:15:36.399 --> 00:15:38.139 next time. I bet you you will and I bet you they 00:15:38.139 --> 00:15:42.559 will too. Okay. Caution. Do not insert nozzle 00:15:42.559 --> 00:15:49.299 in mouth or rectum. Mouth or rectum, yes. Yes. 00:15:50.850 --> 00:15:53.490 That's why I thought, let's see what all kind 00:15:53.490 --> 00:15:57.370 of crazy labels is out there. That one tops it 00:15:57.370 --> 00:16:01.269 for me. Don't put the gas nozzle in your mouth. 00:16:01.809 --> 00:16:06.399 Ribbed for her pleasure. That. That's nasty. 00:16:06.940 --> 00:16:08.840 Well, I mean, thank you, but it'd have to be 00:16:08.840 --> 00:16:10.980 nasty if you're putting these things in any spot. 00:16:11.179 --> 00:16:14.019 Again, though, Lysol Wipe. Lysol Wipe. You're 00:16:14.019 --> 00:16:16.600 going to want to get those germs off of there. 00:16:16.759 --> 00:16:20.210 I'm just. Never pulled up to the gas pump and 00:16:20.210 --> 00:16:24.159 said, oh, let me put that gas pump, that nozzle 00:16:24.159 --> 00:16:26.320 right here in my mouth. I thought I might take 00:16:26.320 --> 00:16:28.580 me a good old swig of that. I've been lonely 00:16:28.580 --> 00:16:32.159 lately. I mean, I had a cycle of gas in my time. 00:16:32.659 --> 00:16:35.279 And sat there and wound up with a mouthful of 00:16:35.279 --> 00:16:38.019 gas. I don't want to personally go pay for it. 00:16:38.200 --> 00:16:42.039 There has been a time where I needed gas and 00:16:42.039 --> 00:16:45.139 didn't have the cash. My cousin had a full tank 00:16:45.139 --> 00:16:48.710 of gas. And I didn't take all of it. I just took 00:16:48.710 --> 00:16:52.289 like half. Well, I have a bad habit of vehicles 00:16:52.289 --> 00:16:56.009 that I drive that I blow up. Never blow up unless 00:16:56.009 --> 00:16:58.870 I have a full tank of gas. But if I'm not going 00:16:58.870 --> 00:17:01.529 to fix that car, I'm going to take my gas back 00:17:01.529 --> 00:17:02.870 out of that car. You can't leave it in there. 00:17:03.070 --> 00:17:05.670 No, because it goes bad. Gas is just too damn 00:17:05.670 --> 00:17:09.750 high right now. I don't care who you are. Gas 00:17:09.750 --> 00:17:13.190 is high. Yes, it is. Right now. But not one time 00:17:13.190 --> 00:17:16.720 while pumping gas have I thought, Boy, that would 00:17:16.720 --> 00:17:20.880 feel great in my butthole. I know, right? In 00:17:20.880 --> 00:17:24.500 the old boom boom. I bet you it's the same people 00:17:24.500 --> 00:17:28.009 who sat there and had the baby stroller with 00:17:28.009 --> 00:17:30.890 the baby in it who forgot and folded it up and 00:17:30.890 --> 00:17:34.230 tossed it in the trunk. You think that's... I 00:17:34.230 --> 00:17:36.190 mean, you think about it. I mean, maybe. They've 00:17:36.190 --> 00:17:38.769 been smelling too many gas fumes. They just got 00:17:38.769 --> 00:17:42.130 it. Who out here is sucking on the gas nozzle? 00:17:42.329 --> 00:17:44.849 I don't know. That's what I'm saying. Who? Maybe 00:17:44.849 --> 00:17:47.180 they think that's how it works. It's possible. 00:17:47.319 --> 00:17:54.890 You got a suck started. Oh, man. I hope y 'all 00:17:54.890 --> 00:17:58.990 found that was funny. That was our first segment 00:17:58.990 --> 00:18:05.430 of Minnie to come. 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15 of the 28 years at a continuous 00:21:24.579 --> 00:21:29.180 walk. Oh, Lord. Make my feet hurt thinking about 00:21:29.180 --> 00:21:33.680 it. I know, right? Good God almighty. Let's move 00:21:33.680 --> 00:21:39.569 on. British town crier, Brenda Willison. She 00:21:39.569 --> 00:21:44.299 has served as town crier since 1987. has been 00:21:44.299 --> 00:21:50.309 crowned the loudest woman on earth. I bet you're 00:21:50.470 --> 00:21:54.170 going to challenge that. I could. I could, but, 00:21:54.190 --> 00:21:56.690 you know. You don't? I think I'm going to just 00:21:56.690 --> 00:21:58.309 let it go. You're going to let it ride? I'm going 00:21:58.309 --> 00:22:00.549 to let it ride. For now. For now. All right, 00:22:00.549 --> 00:22:03.049 then. But I'm pretty sure that I can be louder 00:22:03.049 --> 00:22:07.109 than that snowblower. I mean, you know. Let's 00:22:07.109 --> 00:22:10.220 see here. What does it say? Loudest woman on 00:22:10.220 --> 00:22:16.119 earth. after a shout of 105 .9 decimals compared 00:22:16.119 --> 00:22:20.099 to a snowblower. She was noted to say it wasn't 00:22:20.099 --> 00:22:23.099 her absolute best as she had been fighting a 00:22:23.099 --> 00:22:29.400 cold. So she was sick and still did 105 .9 decimals. 00:22:30.099 --> 00:22:34.619 Good Lord, that is loud. Now what do they shout, 00:22:34.880 --> 00:22:40.170 like 12 o 'clock, all is well? Criers normally 00:22:40.170 --> 00:22:43.950 have a handbell or a gong. They're kind of like 00:22:43.950 --> 00:22:46.369 the news reporters, like you'd be watching the 00:22:46.369 --> 00:22:49.089 news. Whatever is going on, they walk the streets 00:22:49.089 --> 00:22:51.829 and announce it. That'd be kind of cool to see. 00:22:52.069 --> 00:22:54.109 It would be kind of cool to see. You see it in 00:22:54.109 --> 00:22:56.430 movies. It would be cool to see, but I don't 00:22:56.430 --> 00:22:59.009 know if I'm trying to sleep. I don't know if 00:22:59.009 --> 00:23:00.309 I'd want to be right. I want to hear somebody 00:23:00.309 --> 00:23:03.589 screaming outside my window, much less dinging 00:23:03.589 --> 00:23:08.490 their bell. All right. Uh -uh. You don't want 00:23:08.490 --> 00:23:10.369 to get in a shouting match with her. That's for 00:23:10.369 --> 00:23:13.509 damn sure. I don't know. They would have a hard 00:23:13.509 --> 00:23:16.109 time trying to catch up with us. I'm pretty sure. 00:23:16.529 --> 00:23:21.589 Let's see here. Moving on. A Detroit man who 00:23:21.589 --> 00:23:28.730 spent over 10 years assembling a 11 ,578 -pound 00:23:28.730 --> 00:23:34.029 rubber band ball. All right. Where do you put 00:23:34.029 --> 00:23:37.289 an 11 ,000 -pound? Rubber band ball. You ain't 00:23:37.289 --> 00:23:40.529 just throwing that in the closet. They said he 00:23:40.529 --> 00:23:44.190 had a storage building that after it got so big, 00:23:44.309 --> 00:23:46.769 he had to move it out of his garage and have 00:23:46.769 --> 00:23:49.450 it moved to a storage building where he could 00:23:49.450 --> 00:23:53.170 continue his work. And then it took a lot of 00:23:53.170 --> 00:23:54.710 people to move it out because they had to move 00:23:54.710 --> 00:23:57.269 it by crane to be weighed. Well, I guess so. 00:23:57.549 --> 00:24:01.410 11 ,000 pounds. It's been certified as the largest 00:24:01.410 --> 00:24:06.519 in the world. Claude P. Moore. Said he started 00:24:06.519 --> 00:24:09.579 making rubber band balls during his frequent 00:24:09.579 --> 00:24:16.559 doctor visits for his hemophilia. Is that a blood? 00:24:16.660 --> 00:24:18.839 That's a blood disorder, right? Yes, that's a 00:24:18.839 --> 00:24:22.819 blood disorder. In 2015, his co -workers challenged 00:24:22.819 --> 00:24:26.460 him to make a bigger version. Yeah, just kind 00:24:26.460 --> 00:24:30.049 of like on a dare, I would say. All right. What 00:24:30.049 --> 00:24:32.410 do you do as a hobby? I got this big -ass rubber 00:24:32.410 --> 00:24:36.880 band ball that I like to add to. As big as that 00:24:36.880 --> 00:24:40.220 is, when them rubber bands let loose, it smacked 00:24:40.220 --> 00:24:43.740 you clean into the next county. Good lord. I 00:24:44.380 --> 00:24:46.920 like to see it drop from a helicopter. Like, 00:24:46.920 --> 00:24:50.579 how do you... Because once it gets so big, you 00:24:50.579 --> 00:24:53.519 have to go looking for... Rubber band. You're 00:24:53.519 --> 00:24:56.480 not going to find a rubber band to stretch around 00:24:56.480 --> 00:24:58.519 it. No, you're not. Where do you get them from, 00:24:58.599 --> 00:25:00.660 I wonder? I don't know. I mean, maybe he puts 00:25:00.660 --> 00:25:02.619 a bunch of them together. You think he ties them 00:25:02.619 --> 00:25:04.740 together? I guess you would have to tie some 00:25:04.740 --> 00:25:06.240 of them, wouldn't you? You'd have to tie some 00:25:06.240 --> 00:25:08.680 of them together. To get them around there. Yeah, 00:25:08.740 --> 00:25:11.660 that's just... All right. I've never been that 00:25:11.660 --> 00:25:15.720 bored. Now, I wonder if it started with like 00:25:15.849 --> 00:25:18.829 a marble or something in the middle. Like you 00:25:18.829 --> 00:25:22.569 put a little small rubber band around that. and 00:25:22.569 --> 00:25:24.670 work your way out, or do you just start off with 00:25:24.670 --> 00:25:28.630 a rubber band? You just start off with a rubber 00:25:28.630 --> 00:25:30.549 band. Otherwise, it can be a rubber band ball 00:25:30.549 --> 00:25:32.369 because you had something in the middle of it. 00:25:32.450 --> 00:25:34.190 Well, I didn't know if it had a base or not. 00:25:34.589 --> 00:25:37.150 No, yeah, a knotted -up rubber band because that's 00:25:37.150 --> 00:25:38.849 most of what you're going to start wrapping things 00:25:38.849 --> 00:25:42.670 around. Okay, all right. I think I'm digging 00:25:42.670 --> 00:25:44.509 a little deep into the rubber band ball here,

00:25:44.589 --> 00:25:48.390 but curious minds want to know. Let's move on. 00:25:48.450 --> 00:25:54.099 Did you hear about Sammy Kershaw? No. The CMA 00:25:54.099 --> 00:25:58.240 has denied him the request of walking the red 00:25:58.240 --> 00:26:04.829 carpet. They told him no. Sammy Kershaw, a legend 00:26:04.829 --> 00:26:08.670 in country music, had hits like She Don't Know 00:26:08.670 --> 00:26:11.329 She's Beautiful, Queen of My Double Wide Trailer. 00:26:11.410 --> 00:26:14.029 I like that song. That's a good song. Aunt Vidalia. 00:26:14.869 --> 00:26:16.869 I don't know that one. That's a good song. You 00:26:16.869 --> 00:26:20.309 know, Vidalia. It's the girl. Her name's Vidalia. 00:26:20.309 --> 00:26:22.230 That's a good song. I can't believe you don't 00:26:22.230 --> 00:26:28.470 know. Anyway, Don't Go Near the Water. That's 00:26:28.470 --> 00:26:31.609 a good song, too. He had a lot of great songs. 00:26:32.569 --> 00:26:37.599 Just a good artist. He's been around a long time, 00:26:37.680 --> 00:26:40.960 and apparently they have denied his request to 00:26:40.960 --> 00:26:44.039 walk the red carpet. And that's just, I just 00:26:44.039 --> 00:26:47.460 assumed that if he wanted to do it, somebody 00:26:47.460 --> 00:26:49.500 that's been around as long as he has could just 00:26:49.500 --> 00:26:53.480 do it. You know, but apparently not. They have 00:26:53.480 --> 00:26:56.359 denied it, and that just makes you wonder if 00:26:56.359 --> 00:27:02.599 the CMAs know, you know, who their fans are. 00:27:03.119 --> 00:27:06.440 I don't think they really care. I mean, it seems 00:27:06.440 --> 00:27:09.599 everybody's going to try to please the masses. 00:27:11.279 --> 00:27:15.059 Yeah, it's all about money now, I guess. I don't 00:27:15.059 --> 00:27:18.319 know. But if something like that can happen, 00:27:18.420 --> 00:27:21.519 you know. It's just a different kind of country 00:27:21.519 --> 00:27:24.559 that they want to do. That's all that is. The 00:27:24.559 --> 00:27:26.200 new country that I don't claim as country. Yeah, 00:27:26.200 --> 00:27:30.589 he's not the new country. Yeah. That's what it 00:27:30.589 --> 00:27:33.230 is. I don't know. He's old school. But yeah, 00:27:33.529 --> 00:27:37.509 they denied him. So hopefully he can, what they 00:27:37.509 --> 00:27:40.690 should have done was as soon as it happened, 00:27:41.200 --> 00:27:43.849 They should have said, hey, we messed up. Said, 00:27:43.930 --> 00:27:46.289 hey, come on down. But no, they haven't said 00:27:46.289 --> 00:27:49.769 a word. They don't even care. But hopefully it'll 00:27:49.769 --> 00:27:52.970 work itself out. Huge fan. Let's move on to our 00:27:52.970 --> 00:27:55.849 events in history this week. November 9th, 2026. 00:27:56.710 --> 00:28:01.849 Oh, me. 1620. That was, I remember that. That 00:28:01.849 --> 00:28:06.029 was just a couple years ago. 1620 after a month 00:28:06.029 --> 00:28:09.470 of delays off the coast of England and around 00:28:09.470 --> 00:28:12.609 two months at sea. The crew of the Mayflower 00:28:12.609 --> 00:28:16.750 spots land that later becomes Cape Cod, Massachusetts. 00:28:17.650 --> 00:28:20.910 So they landed in Cape Cod? Yeah. The Mayflower 00:28:20.910 --> 00:28:23.109 did? They did. I knew that. I don't know why 00:28:23.109 --> 00:28:25.349 I'm asking that question. Well, they actually 00:28:25.349 --> 00:28:30.930 made landfall on November the 11th of 1620, but 00:28:30.930 --> 00:28:34.930 they spotted land today, November 9th. Oh, okay. 00:28:34.970 --> 00:28:37.910 They spotted land and it took them two more days? 00:28:38.289 --> 00:28:40.609 Yeah, it took them two days to... To get there. 00:28:40.710 --> 00:28:45.000 To actually set foot on land. Yep. That took 00:28:45.000 --> 00:28:49.220 a... They were at sea for a minute. Yeah. Lord 00:28:49.220 --> 00:28:52.849 have mercy. Didn't... They said a bunch of them 00:28:52.849 --> 00:28:55.349 got sick, right? Wasn't a bunch of them sick 00:28:55.349 --> 00:28:56.910 on the boat and stuff where they were on it so 00:28:56.910 --> 00:29:01.299 long? I think I heard Sid one time. You don't 00:29:01.299 --> 00:29:05.839 know. I don't know. My world. I'm sorry. I know 00:29:05.839 --> 00:29:08.809 of some. It's just I don't know if it's... You 00:29:08.809 --> 00:29:11.589 know, the Mayflower or if it was some other ships 00:29:11.589 --> 00:29:14.529 that had the sick people on it. That's very informative 00:29:14.529 --> 00:29:16.250 of you. But most likely, I mean, think about 00:29:16.250 --> 00:29:18.789 1620. I mean, I'm pretty sure somebody was sick. 00:29:19.170 --> 00:29:25.049 This is an educational show, but with some Google 00:29:25.049 --> 00:29:29.029 searches. You know, some assembly is required 00:29:29.029 --> 00:29:34.450 here. We can't do it all for you. You know, consider 00:29:34.450 --> 00:29:39.680 that homework. There you go. Oh, let's move on 00:29:39.680 --> 00:29:44.460 to 1973. Columbia Records released Piano Man, 00:29:44.700 --> 00:29:48.869 Billy Joel's second studio album. Yeah. That's 00:29:48.869 --> 00:29:51.690 a good song. Piano Man's good. Piano Man. Play 00:29:51.690 --> 00:29:54.789 me a song, Piano Man. My favorite is he came 00:29:54.789 --> 00:29:57.950 out a few years later with Only the Good Die 00:29:57.950 --> 00:30:00.329 Young. That was a good song. That's my favorite 00:30:00.329 --> 00:30:02.490 one by Billy Joel. He could play that piano. 00:30:02.690 --> 00:30:05.609 He could play. Yeah, he could. He was good. He 00:30:05.609 --> 00:30:11.119 was a good singer, too. But let's move on to 00:30:11.119 --> 00:30:16.259 1984, Wes Craven's horror film, A Nightmare on 00:30:16.259 --> 00:30:20.720 Elm Street, featuring Robert England as Freddy, 00:30:20.880 --> 00:30:24.700 debuted in the U .S., widely considered one of 00:30:24.700 --> 00:30:28.359 the greatest horror films ever made. It was selected 00:30:28.359 -->

00:30:31.319 for preservation in the U .S. National Registry 00:30:31.319 --> 00:30:36.980 by the Library of Congress in 2021. It has six 00:30:36.980 --> 00:30:39.710 sequels. A television series? I didn't know it 00:30:39.710 --> 00:30:42.450 had a television series. Yeah, what is it called? 00:30:42.529 --> 00:30:44.930 Freddy's Nightmares? I thought that was one of 00:30:44.930 --> 00:30:48.089 the movies. I don't know. I'm pretty sure it's 00:30:48.089 --> 00:30:55.190 a series. And a 2010 remake. Yeah, I like all 00:30:55.190 --> 00:30:58.650 the originals. Yeah, they were alright. I haven't 00:30:58.650 --> 00:31:01.970 watched the remake. I don't really care for remakes 00:31:01.970 --> 00:31:05.710 too much myself. Yeah, I don't go too far into 00:31:05.710 --> 00:31:07.779 them. They always mess them up. the remakes myself 00:31:07.779 --> 00:31:13.630 you know yeah ain't it a big uproar about about 00:31:14.210 --> 00:31:17.329 this right now being featured on something or 00:31:17.329 --> 00:31:20.710 something it's on fortnight remember um here 00:31:20.769 --> 00:31:24.529 you know several episodes back we talked about 00:31:24.529 --> 00:31:28.309 where they were debuting uh freddy krueger as 00:31:28.309 --> 00:31:32.670 a villain on the game fortnight right well apparently 00:31:32.670 --> 00:31:36.680 parents Didn't do no research on it beforehand. 00:31:37.559 --> 00:31:40.640 And now somebody said something on the internet, 00:31:40.819 --> 00:31:43.059 of course. Right on. And it just started this 00:31:43.059 --> 00:31:47.259 big uproar about why was Freddy Krueger an R 00:31:47.259 --> 00:31:54.119 -rated person on a team -rated game? Well, don't 00:31:54.119 --> 00:31:57.920 they have other R -rated characters on Fortnite? 00:31:57.920 --> 00:32:00.460 I don't know if they're R -rated, but I mean... 00:32:00.460 --> 00:32:04.180 I think Jason is on there, isn't he? I don't 00:32:04.180 --> 00:32:06.700 know because I don't play Fortnite. I don't either. 00:32:07.839 --> 00:32:10.740 I'm not going to jump in with like 100 different 00:32:10.740 --> 00:32:14.559 players trying to play at one time. I'm not all 00:32:14.559 --> 00:32:17.500 up into that. I have never played it, but I bet 00:32:17.500 --> 00:32:20.700 if I did, I would kick some ass. If I did, I'm 00:32:20.700 --> 00:32:22.779 going to try to get Freddy Krueger. I'm just 00:32:22.779 --> 00:32:26.500 saying. I like Freddy. He's a villain. That's 00:32:26.500 --> 00:32:27.640 what villains are supposed to be. You're supposed 00:32:27.640 --> 00:32:30.599 to be bad. You're supposed to be mean. All right, 00:32:30.599 --> 00:32:36.519 let's move on. To 2021, Julia Hawkins, 105 -year 00:32:36.519 --> 00:32:40.400 -old, set the world record for the first American 00:32:40.400 --> 00:32:45.559 woman of her age to run 100 meters at the Louisiana 00:32:45.559 --> 00:32:50.640 Senior Olympic Games. She was born in Wisconsin 00:32:50.640 --> 00:32:56.000 on February 10,

1916. Her family moved to Louisiana 00:32:56.000 --> 00:32:59.849 when she was a few months old. She taught four 00:32:59.849 --> 00:33:03.230 grades in a one -room schoolhouse on a banana 00:33:03.230 --> 00:33:07.069 plantation in Honduras. She started running at 00:33:07.069 --> 00:33:13.390 age 100 and passed away in 2024 at the age of 00:33:13.390 --> 00:33:19.430 108. And she wrote that record at 105. Yeah. 00:33:19.589 --> 00:33:22.890 Good Lord. If I lived that long, I'm pretty sure 00:33:22.890 --> 00:33:25.710 at 100 years old, I would say, oh, let's get 00:33:25.710 --> 00:33:28.490 up and let's go run a... A marathon out here. 00:33:28.930 --> 00:33:31.690 I don't think I'll be able to run at 100 years 00:33:31.690 --> 00:33:34.390 old. I can't run now, and I'm half the woman's 00:33:34.390 --> 00:33:38.369 age. Good Lord. Yeah. No. Yeah, I'm not going 00:33:38.369 --> 00:33:40.609 to do that. We need to look up what she ate on 00:33:40.609 --> 00:33:45.269 a daily basis to live to be 100, and then you 00:33:45.269 --> 00:33:46.549 know what I'm going to start doing? Running. 00:33:46.970 --> 00:33:49.750 Well, you know, my great -grandma was 106 when 00:33:49.750 --> 00:33:58.390 she passed away in 92, and she swore. By a glass 00:33:58.390 --> 00:34:02.970 of Dr. Pepper and a slice of onion with each 00:34:02.970 --> 00:34:06.190 meal. She ate three meals a day. With a slice 00:34:06.190 --> 00:34:08.789 of onion and a glass of Dr. Pepper. Yep. And 00:34:08.789 --> 00:34:11.030 that woman had a walker and she could still walk 00:34:11.030 --> 00:34:14.409 circles around me. And I was 16 years old at 00:34:14.409 --> 00:34:17.989 that time. Maybe that's what done it. I don't 00:34:17.989 --> 00:34:19.730 know. Well, that and the fact that she didn't 00:34:19.730 --> 00:34:21.769 go to a bunch of doctors and get put on a bunch 00:34:21.769 --> 00:34:25.010 of pills. Well, now that's... That's my opinion, 00:34:25.030 --> 00:34:28.210 but... That is... Some of those pills, man. You 00:34:28.210 --> 00:34:31.710 look at the side effects of some of those pills. 00:34:31.909 --> 00:34:34.150 And they're worse. Good Lord. And what they're 00:34:34.150 --> 00:34:38.820 trying to fix. Uh -uh. Well, let's move on to 00:34:38.820 --> 00:34:42.539 birthdays. November 9th, 2026, if you are sharing 00:34:42.539 --> 00:34:44.639 a birthday today. I hope you have a wonderful, 00:34:44.840 --> 00:34:49.360 happy birthday. We have Hedley Lamar, born in 00:34:49.360 --> 00:34:56.429 1914. That is Heddy Lamar. Yeah. Hedley Lamar 00:34:56.429 --> 00:35:01.610 was on... The movie. Blazing Saddles. Yep. That 00:35:01.610 --> 00:35:06.210 was Hedley Lamar. Yeah. Okay. Well, that was 00:35:06.210 --> 00:35:11.269 a good movie anyway. Yeah. Hedy Lamar. I wonder 00:35:11.269 --> 00:35:13.809 if they're kin. I doubt it. You don't think so? 00:35:13.969 --> 00:35:20.989 Nah. Born in 1914 in Vienna, Austria, Hungary. 00:35:22.769 --> 00:35:26.570 Actress and inventor. an actress and an inventor. 00:35:26.769 --> 00:35:31.130 She was best known for Samson and Delilah and 00:35:31.130 --> 00:35:35.949 a co -inventor of a radio guidance system for 00:35:35.949 --> 00:35:42.159 Allied torpedoes during WWII. Good Lord. She 00:35:42.159 --> 00:35:44.960 did a lot. Yeah, she did. I think she was a sex 00:35:44.960 --> 00:35:51.159 symbol back in the early days. Right? Yep. Could 00:35:51.159 --> 00:35:53.150 have been. Could have been. Could have been. 00:35:53.250 --> 00:35:57.150 I remember a lot about Samson and Delilah. Yeah, 00:35:57.190 --> 00:35:59.489 that was a good movie. Yeah. Yeah, that was really 00:35:59.489 --> 00:36:01.530 good. I haven't seen it in a long time. I haven't 00:36:01.530 --> 00:36:04.090 either. But it was good. But I didn't know that 00:36:04.090 --> 00:36:08.510 she was helped with the guidance system in WW2. 00:36:08.929 --> 00:36:11.690 No, I didn't either. That's crazy. It was kind 00:36:11.690 --> 00:36:15.309 of interesting to find out. You learn worlds 00:36:15.309 --> 00:36:18.869 of knowledge on this show. I mean, this is all 00:36:18.869 --> 00:36:22.639 you need once a week. Show's all you need. Keep 00:36:22.639 --> 00:36:30.219 on smiling. Let's see here. Carl Sagan, born 00:36:30.219 --> 00:36:37.079 in 1934 in Brooklyn, New York. He was an American 00:36:37.079 --> 00:36:42.079 scientist, astronomer. Did I just butcher that? 00:36:42.340 --> 00:36:44.840 Yes, you did. Go ahead and say it. Astronomer. 00:36:45.400 --> 00:36:48.679 Astronomer. Lordy mercy. You throw those words 00:36:48.679 --> 00:36:53.400 in because I'm trying to get it out there. And 00:36:53.400 --> 00:36:58.559 I'm just reading too fast. If I do. But, see, 00:36:58.679 --> 00:37:01.599 you need to write this down slower. Write it 00:37:01.599 --> 00:37:03.840 slower, okay. Yeah, because I don't read fast. 00:37:04.059 --> 00:37:08.679 There you go. An author known for his research 00:37:08.679 --> 00:37:19.260 on extraterrestrial... Life, Book, Cosmos, and 00:37:19.539 --> 00:37:23.739 Contact. Were those movies? Oh, those were books. 00:37:23.780 --> 00:37:29.980 Those were books. Cosmos and Contact. 1980, he 00:37:29.980 --> 00:37:34.639 hosted the documentary Cosmos, A Personal Voyage. 00:37:34.940 --> 00:37:39.639 That was a good documentary. Was it? Yeah. Well, 00:37:39.659 --> 00:37:45.099 you know me. Me and aliens, UFOs. You think there's... 00:37:45.480 --> 00:37:50.579 I told you. You could be an alien. We'll find 00:37:50.579 --> 00:37:52.380 out here in a little bit. I'm going to get some 00:37:52.380 --> 00:37:58.300 tinfoil. And if you can't spot me, then I'll 00:37:58.300 --> 00:38:00.260 know that you're an alien. You just, where'd 00:38:00.260 --> 00:38:03.400 Jojo go? Where's Jojo? I can't find him. Right. 00:38:03.659 --> 00:38:06.300 Yeah, I got you. I got my damn tinfoil hat on. 00:38:07.519 --> 00:38:10.260 Okay. All right, then. That's another thing, 00:38:10.400 -->

00:38:14.170 too. They can fly. Read minds and everything. 00:38:14.630 --> 00:38:18.610 But American -made tinfoil is what's stopping 00:38:18.610 --> 00:38:22.630 it right there. It's not going to be the cheap 00:38:22.630 --> 00:38:27.170 brand, that's for sure. It's going to have to 00:38:27.170 --> 00:38:33.900 be that... The dollar brand? No, you can't get 00:38:33.900 --> 00:38:35.780 the dollar brand. Can't get that dollar brand, 00:38:35.900 --> 00:38:40.739 okay. You got to get the heavy -duty, real big 00:38:40.739 --> 00:38:45.710 -time. Heavy -duty. Yeah. Oh, kind. Let's move 00:38:45.710 --> 00:38:53.510 on to Mary Travers, born in 1936 in Louisville, 00:38:53.610 --> 00:38:57.090 Kentucky. She was a folk singer with the group 00:38:57.090 --> 00:39:00.900 Peter, Paul, and Mary. I'm assuming she was Mary. 00:39:01.579 --> 00:39:04.539 Yeah, I would think so. And that worked out good. 00:39:04.639 --> 00:39:08.059 Her name and the band name is the same. I know, 00:39:08.079 --> 00:39:11.079 right? Uh -huh. All right, then. Most popular 00:39:11.079 --> 00:39:16.429 song is Puff the Magic. Do you think that song 00:39:16.429 --> 00:39:22.280 was about just a dragon? No. Just a boy and his 00:39:22.280 --> 00:39:25.320 magic dragon? No. Or do you think it's a hidden 00:39:25.320 --> 00:39:29.179 meaning? I'm pretty sure the Puff part of that 00:39:29.179 --> 00:39:33.360 whole song is an entirely different thing. Well, 00:39:33.400 --> 00:39:35.320 maybe his name was Puff because he breathed fire. 00:39:35.840 --> 00:39:40.039 Maybe because they were Puff Puff passing. See 00:39:40.039 --> 00:39:44.309 you guys. I mean, you should listen to the song. 00:39:44.409 --> 00:39:46.730 I'm pretty sure that was some really good stuff 00:39:46.730 --> 00:39:50.090 being going on right there. I don't know. I think 00:39:50.090 --> 00:39:53.989 it's just an innocent little song about a magical 00:39:53.989 --> 00:39:57.730 dragon named Puff. Okay. Is what I think. You 00:39:57.730 --> 00:40:01.250 don't think so? Nope. All right, then. Let us 00:40:01.250 --> 00:40:04.510 know your thoughts on that. Let's move on to 00:40:04.510 --> 00:40:11.550 Tom Fogarty, born in 1941. In California, he 00:40:11.550 --> 00:40:16.550 was the rhythm guitarist for CCR, Credence Clearwater 00:40:16.550 --> 00:40:19.909 Revival. They got a lot of good songs. Yeah, 00:40:19.929 --> 00:40:23.170 they do. They had a lot of good albums and stuff. 00:40:23.230 --> 00:40:28.219 Ain't the one guy touring now? Like the lead 00:40:28.219 --> 00:40:32.139 singer? John Fogarty, yeah. Tom's brother, he 00:40:32.139 --> 00:40:36.699 was lead singer, I believe. Oh, they were, okay. 00:40:36.920 --> 00:40:40.139 Was it the talking guitar? I can't remember what 00:40:40.139 --> 00:40:41.739 the guitar song, I think that's what it's called. 00:40:41.960 --> 00:40:44.860 But he's touring now, right? I think he's doing 00:40:44.860 --> 00:40:47.900 a farewell tour, but you know how

that goes with 00:40:47.900 --> 00:40:50.139 everybody and their farewell tours. I don't know. 00:40:50.159 --> 00:40:53.679 There was something about he just got the song 00:40:53.679 --> 00:40:56.920 rights back or something, and he was on tour. 00:40:57.119 --> 00:40:59.679 Because didn't he come to Roanoke? I believe 00:40:59.679 --> 00:41:02.599 so. But yeah, he did just get the song rights 00:41:02.599 --> 00:41:07.070 back. Okay. All right. I like their songs. Yeah, 00:41:07.150 --> 00:41:09.050 I like their songs. Looking out my back door. 00:41:09.349 --> 00:41:11.190 That was a good song. We need to look him up. 00:41:11.409 --> 00:41:14.860 Bad Moon Rising. That might be something to go 00:41:14.860 --> 00:41:17.760 see. Maybe. Get an interview. You know, that 00:41:17.760 --> 00:41:21.960 might. That would be nice. If he was to get on 00:41:21.960 --> 00:41:24.800 the Keep On Smiling show, that would probably 00:41:24.800 --> 00:41:27.739 boost him a little bit. Exactly. Try to help 00:41:27.739 --> 00:41:32.329 him out a little. You know, we would do that 00:41:32.329 --> 00:41:34.670 for him. Yeah, I'd do that. You know, I could 00:41:34.670 --> 00:41:40.170 do that favor. He would probably say, keep on 00:41:40.170 --> 00:41:42.429 smiling. Who the hell are you people? Exactly. 00:41:42.750 --> 00:41:45.570 Lord have mercy. I bet he knows who we are. He's 00:41:45.570 --> 00:41:49.130 probably been trying to call us. He just, you 00:41:49.130 --> 00:41:52.090 know. That is possible. His people just can't 00:41:52.090 --> 00:41:54.949 get it with our people because we don't have 00:41:54.949 --> 00:41:57.590 people. That's what it is. His people's looking 00:41:57.590 --> 00:42:00.150 for our people and we ain't got none. All right. 00:42:00.269 --> 00:42:04.559 That's what it is. Let's move on. Charlie Robinson, 00:42:04.980 --> 00:42:11.900 born 1945 in Texas, best known for his role as 00:42:11.900 --> 00:42:15.380 Mac on the TV series Night Court. That is a good 00:42:15.380 --> 00:42:17.519 show. That is a good show. And Mac was a good 00:42:17.519 --> 00:42:20.300 character. Yeah, you know, he also did a couple 00:42:20.300 --> 00:42:22.380 of earlier films. He had a couple of appearances. 00:42:23.280 --> 00:42:26.539 Oh, yeah? Yeah, in 1974, he was in Sugar Heel. 00:42:26.820 --> 00:42:31.059 Okay. And in 75, he was in The Black Gaspado. 00:42:33.210 --> 00:42:35.750 Or Gestapo. There we go. I'll get it right. I 00:42:35.750 --> 00:42:40.269 need to put my glasses on. You wrote that. I 00:42:40.269 --> 00:42:42.409 know. You know they're on your head. I know they're 00:42:42.409 --> 00:42:44.690 on my head. I've been looking for them. I wasn't 00:42:44.690 --> 00:42:49.389 sure where I put them. That's what you get for 00:42:49.389 --> 00:42:52.550 laughing at me a while ago. I know. I know. Oh, 00:42:52.570 --> 00:42:57.489 me. Well, that is your birthdays this week. Again, 00:42:57.690 --> 00:42:59.849 if you are sharing a

birthday, happy birthday 00:42:59.849 --> 00:43:04.030 to you. Let's move on to our national days, November 00:43:04.030 --> 00:43:08.869 9th, 2026. It is National Fried Chicken Sandwich 00:43:08.869 --> 00:43:14.090 Day. Yay! You, uh...one for me, finally? 00:43:14.469 --> 00:43:18.880 When's the last time you had some chicken? Um, 00:43:18.980 --> 00:43:23.460 yesterday. And last night? Last night. You like 00:43:23.460 --> 00:43:26.940 a chicken, don't you? Well, I like the fact that 00:43:26.940 --> 00:43:28.639 I'm losing a little bit of weight, and I'm going 00:43:28.639 --> 00:43:31.230 to attribute it to that. Because that's the only 00:43:31.230 --> 00:43:34.789 thing I've changed. Right. No more beef. You 00:43:34.789 --> 00:43:37.150 can't have beef right now. No. Why can't you 00:43:37.150 --> 00:43:39.650 have beef? Because them frickin' ticks. You don't 00:43:39.650 --> 00:43:41.789 want to say frickin'. No, I do not. It's a family 00:43:41.789 --> 00:43:46.449 show. I know. All right. All righty then. Let's 00:43:46.449 --> 00:43:50.130 move on. It is National British Pudding Day. 00:43:51.090 --> 00:43:54.389 Celebrating traditional British pudding dishes. 00:43:54.949 --> 00:44:02.980 What is British pudding? Dishes, we have sticky 00:44:03.199 --> 00:44:08.380 toffee. Yeah, that sounds wonderful. A moist 00:44:08.380 --> 00:44:13.119 sponge cake made with finely chopped dates and 00:44:13.119 --> 00:44:17.760 drenched in warm toffee sauce. Kind of like a 00:44:17.760 --> 00:44:19.719 coffee cake, but it sounds like to me. Coffee 00:44:19.719 --> 00:44:28.659 cake. And we have spotted dick. What? What is 00:44:28.659 --> 00:44:33.619 that made of? Oh, my Lord. Oh, let's see here. 00:44:34.019 --> 00:44:38.219 A traditional steamed suet sponge cake packed 00:44:38.219 --> 00:44:44.360 with dried fruit and served with custard. That's 00:44:44.360 --> 00:44:48.659 what you want with your spotted dick is custard. 00:44:48.880 --> 00:44:54.019 Oh, man. Another favorite is jam roly -poly. 00:44:54.920 --> 00:45:00.380 A flat sheet of suet pastry spread with... Spread 00:45:00.380 --> 00:45:04.440 with strawberry or raspberry jam rolled up and 00:45:04.440 --> 00:45:08.800 steamed. Yeah. I've heard of Christmas puddings, 00:45:08.860 --> 00:45:12.320 but oh my goodness. You know, those could be 00:45:12.320 --> 00:45:15.440 movies. I'm just, that sounds a little dirty. 00:45:16.000 --> 00:45:22.039 That does sound kind of dirty. A little roly 00:45:22.039 --> 00:45:25.619 -poly and spotted dick. Yep, with a spot of tea. 00:45:25.880 --> 00:45:32.630 With a spot of tea. I like tea. Let's move on 00:45:32.630 --> 00:45:39.980 to, it is also World Freedom Day. It celebrates 00:45:39.980 --> 00:45:44.800 the fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989 and the end 00:45:44.800 --> 00:45:50.019 of communism rule in Central and Eastern Europe. 00:45:50.280 --> 00:45:53.659 If I'm not mistaken, couldn't you buy pieces 00:45:53.659 --> 00:45:58.119 of the wall, I think? Yeah, they had auctions. 00:45:59.119 --> 00:46:02.079 several times to uh auction off large segments 00:46:02.079 --> 00:46:07.000 of the wall um okay but yeah people were just 00:46:07.639 --> 00:46:11.780 chiseling pieces of it off and tearing it down 00:46:11.780 --> 00:46:14.980 i remember seeing a video in school they had 00:46:14.980 --> 00:46:16.820 it was a bunch of people out there just just 00:46:16.820 --> 00:46:18.519 beating on the wall and stuff and watching it 00:46:18.519 --> 00:46:23.000 come down yeah now uh you had to be careful it's 00:46:23.000 --> 00:46:25.539 saying that uh there was a lot of fakes that 00:46:25.539 --> 00:46:28.760 are their inner So if you're wanting a piece 00:46:28.760 --> 00:46:30.800 of the Berlin Wall, what you might be getting 00:46:30.800 --> 00:46:36.739 is a plaster or painted drywall that they'll 00:46:36.739 --> 00:46:39.380 sell you. You don't think somebody would sell 00:46:39.380 --> 00:46:43.739 just a chunk of any old concrete to people, do 00:46:43.739 --> 00:46:46.440 you? You don't think people would do that. Yeah. 00:46:46.519 --> 00:46:51.340 I could see that coming. Good Lord. People will 00:46:51.340 --> 00:46:53.659 cheat you over anything these days. Kind of like 00:46:53.659 --> 00:46:56.219 that Bigfoot. Kind of like the Bigfoot, that's 00:46:56.219 --> 00:47:00.519 right. It is also World Adoption Day. Raises 00:47:00.519 --> 00:47:03.989 awareness for adoption. Yep, go out and adopt 00:47:03.989 --> 00:47:07.130 if you can. If you can, go out and adopt. There's 00:47:07.130 --> 00:47:09.670 a lot of kids out there that needs out of the 00:47:09.670 --> 00:47:12.710 system. Yes, they do. And they need good homes. 00:47:13.619 --> 00:47:21.559 Yes. It is also Carl Sagan Day. Sagan Day. Carl 00:47:21.559 --> 00:47:27.539 Sagan. That's not nice. Honors the astronomer 00:47:27.539 --> 00:47:31.809 and science communicator. Didn't we just talk 00:47:31.809 --> 00:47:35.530 about him? Yeah. Yeah, I remember things. National 00:47:35.530 --> 00:47:39.269 Chaos Never Dies Day. That sounds wonderful. 00:47:39.829 --> 00:47:43.630 It does. A lighthearted day to try to find calm 00:47:43.630 --> 00:47:48.550 amidst all the chaos of today's world. Exactly. 00:47:48.610 --> 00:47:52.190 You know how you find calm. In chaos, don't you? 00:47:52.210 --> 00:47:56.750 You fire up a big old magic dragon. Exactly, 00:47:56.869 --> 00:47:59.969 and puff, puff, pass it. That's right. Exactly. 00:48:00.429 --> 00:48:03.750 Well, we got Minnie back this week. She's been 00:48:03.750 --> 00:48:09.210 gear jamming, and she's going to tell you all 00:48:09.210 --> 00:48:10.710 a little bit about what's been going on with 00:48:10.710 --> 00:48:12.809 her. I think she had a little trouble with the 00:48:12.809 --> 00:48:18.090 DOT. Now, I've had experience with them myself. 00:48:18.989 --> 00:48:22.980 Take it away, Minnie. Well, I tell you, JoJo, 00:48:23.059 --> 00:48:27.920 these

DOTs, they just suck. Well, let me tell 00:48:27.920 --> 00:48:32.519 you, I got sent up to Massachusetts. I ain't 00:48:32.519 --> 00:48:35.019 never been up through there. So I said, well, 00:48:35.500 --> 00:48:38.800 this will be interesting, going up through New 00:48:38.800 --> 00:48:42.380 York and Connecticut and on into Massachusetts. 00:48:42.679 --> 00:48:45.380 Well, I went on up through there, and I was like, 00:48:45.420 --> 00:48:48.130 well, this is a pretty nice little country. I 00:48:48.130 --> 00:48:52.829 get unloaded, I get reloaded, and I get headed 00:48:52.829 --> 00:48:56.730 back on down my merry little way, you know. I 00:48:57.139 --> 00:49:00.179 get coming up on the scale as soon as I cross 00:49:00.179 --> 00:49:04.389 back into Connecticut. Got pulled around back 00:49:04.389 --> 00:49:11.900 to get DOT'd. Well, somewhere between the time 00:49:11.900 --> 00:49:16.949 I got loaded and that scale, I guess I must have 00:49:16.949 --> 00:49:20.550 picked up a nail because my tie done went flat 00:49:20.550 --> 00:49:24.300 on my tractor. It was one of my dadgum drive 00:49:24.300 --> 00:49:28.849 tires. And I said, well, I didn't hear no pop 00:49:28.849 --> 00:49:32.070 or nothing. So I guess I picked something other 00:49:32.070 --> 00:49:36.250 up. Well, anyway, they put a big old out of service 00:49:36.250 --> 00:49:40.289 sticker on the side window of the mirror right 00:49:40.289 --> 00:49:43.989 there. Put me out of service. So I had to call 00:49:43.989 --> 00:49:51.250 the shop. Tell them I needed a tire put on. So 00:49:51.250 --> 00:49:54.250 I said, okie dokie, I'll sit here and wait. Well, 00:49:54.369 --> 00:49:57.349 I get a text message from the tire place that's 00:49:57.349 --> 00:50:00.309 coming. And they said they'd be there in about 00:50:00.309 --> 00:50:04.550 two hours. So I sit there about two and a half 00:50:04.550 --> 00:50:10.289 hours. And here comes a truck up through there 00:50:10.289 --> 00:50:12.789 with some tires and stuff. And I said, oh, this 00:50:12.789 --> 00:50:18.489 must be my mechanic. He come on around, and he 00:50:18.489 --> 00:50:22.829 kept on going. I said, well, maybe not. He went 00:50:22.829 --> 00:50:25.250 down to the next truck down there that was shut 00:50:25.250 --> 00:50:29.590 down. So I sat there about another five minutes. 00:50:29.630 --> 00:50:34.320 Here come another work truck, came up, came on 00:50:34.320 --> 00:50:37.019 around. I said, well, there he is, you know. 00:50:37.780 --> 00:50:42.280 No, he kept on going down to another truck. The 00:50:42.849 --> 00:50:46.809 DOT officer was standing over there. He goes, 00:50:46.929 --> 00:50:50.050 I just knowed that was one of yours right there. 00:50:50.409 --> 00:50:56.050 And I said, yeah, me too. I was hoping. And the 00:50:56.050 --> 00:50:59.090 OT goes, well, you know, you should have came 00:50:59.090 --> 00:51:02.010 on up here last week or maybe the week before. 00:51:02.150 --> 00:51:05.949 The leaves were still plentiful and hanging pretty 00:51:05.949 --> 00:51:09.269 on the trees. But the wind done blown them off 00:51:09.269 --> 00:51:14.250 now. I looked at him and I said, well, I didn't 00:51:14.250 --> 00:51:19.199 plan on coming up here this week. But DOT, you 00:51:19.199 --> 00:51:22.739 know, dispatch, y 'all know how they probably 00:51:22.739 --> 00:51:25.219 are. I don't know if y 'all ever dealt with them. 00:51:25.260 --> 00:51:26.739 They're going to send you wherever they want. 00:51:27.000 --> 00:51:29.880 The old DOT officer, he's standing there, you 00:51:29.880 --> 00:51:34.039 know, and he goes, well, I guess you'll get your 00:51:34.039 --> 00:51:38.039 tractor tire fixed here in a little bit. Now, 00:51:38.039 --> 00:51:43.010 don't forget to make sure that you get your boss 00:51:43.010 --> 00:51:47.219 to send that paper back in to us now. He went 00:51:47.219 --> 00:51:50.539 on down through there, getting ready to do him 00:51:50.539 --> 00:51:53.579 another DOT, probably shoot him another one down. 00:51:54.599 --> 00:51:59.380 Well, finally, I'm sitting there, and I get a 00:51:59.380 --> 00:52:01.820 phone call, and it's the mechanic, and they're 00:52:01.820 --> 00:52:05.539 like, I'm about 10 minutes away. And I said, 00:52:05.599 --> 00:52:13.369 okay. So much for that two hours, you know. So 00:52:13.369 --> 00:52:16.949 he come on around, come up in there. Sure enough, 00:52:17.070 --> 00:52:21.250 he was my mechanic. So I'm sitting there, you 00:52:21.250 --> 00:52:26.800 know. He gets my tire fixed and everything. And 00:52:26.800 --> 00:52:31.179 I'm able to go. And I get ready and start on 00:52:31.179 --> 00:52:38.599 down the road. And lo and behold, I don't know 00:52:38.599 --> 00:52:43.829 what happened. But there went another one. I 00:52:43.829 --> 00:52:48.699 said, are you kidding me today? Now, I done sat 00:52:48.699 --> 00:52:53.239 here for about three and a half hours, and now 00:52:53.239 --> 00:52:57.519 I gotta stop because my dat gum truck was wanting 00:52:57.519 --> 00:53:02.380 to regen. Truck done sat there all dat time. 00:53:04.059 --> 00:53:08.469 Didn't want to regen. I sat there thinking, you 00:53:08.469 --> 00:53:12.250 mean to tell me your hind end couldn't regen 00:53:12.250 --> 00:53:20.090 while I sat here all these hours? But no sooner 00:53:20.090 --> 00:53:25.070 than I take off, you gonna start acting up, spitting 00:53:25.070 --> 00:53:30.869 in the spitter, needing to regen. So I pulled 00:53:30.869 --> 00:53:34.690 on up right there and got me a nice, comfy little 00:53:34.690 --> 00:53:41.789 spot. And I said, okay, and I let it regen. I 00:53:42.139 --> 00:53:46.340 tell you. Now, some of these systems on these 00:53:46.340 --> 00:53:50.320 trucks nowadays, what you make of all that, JoJo? 00:53:50.539 --> 00:53:53.860 Them old DEF systems and stuff, what you make 00:53:53.860 --> 00:53:57.179 of that? What's your take on that? I'll tell 00:53:57.179 --> 00:54:00.280 you what now, them DOTs will get you. They kept 00:54:00.280 --> 00:54:04.340 me sitting on a scale right above Roanoke on 00:54:04.340 --> 00:54:09.260 81. They kept me there for about three hours. 00:54:09.460 --> 00:54:12.900 They checked my truck trailer top to bottom. 00:54:13.380 --> 00:54:17.099 I was pulling a bulk tanker, and they finally 00:54:17.099 --> 00:54:21.539 ended up giving me a warning for improper mounting 00:54:21.539 --> 00:54:29.019 of a taillight wire. The taillight worked, but 00:54:29.019 --> 00:54:34.340 the wire, the little zip tie, or little wire 00:54:34.340 --> 00:54:37.260 holder, whatever it was, had, I guess, dry rotted 00:54:37.260 --> 00:54:40.730 or whatever. And the wire was just dangling down 00:54:40.730 --> 00:54:42.969 about an inch. You couldn't see it. You had to 00:54:42.969 --> 00:54:46.869 get under the trailer to actually see it. But, 00:54:46.969 --> 00:54:51.349 yeah, they gave me a warning for that. Well, 00:54:51.429 --> 00:54:53.550 that's going to do it for us this week. I hope 00:54:53.550 --> 00:54:55.650 you all enjoyed the show, and I hope it helps 00:54:55.650 --> 00:54:58.170 you get through the week. We'll see you all next 00:54:58.170 --> 00:55:00.789 Monday. Please keep on smiling. Bye -bye.