บทถอดความฉบับเต็มของ Love's Labour's Lost (version 2)-William Shakespeare

00:05:28.370 --> 00:05:30.029 What is the end of study? Let me know. 75 00:05:30.709 --> 00:05:36.779 Why, that to know which else we should not know. 76 00:05:37.519 --> 00:05:39.980 Things hidden barred, you mean, from common sense? 77 00:05:41.100 --> 00:05:44.199 Ay, that is study's godlike recompense. 78 00:05:45.050 --> 00:05:48.189 Come on, then. I will swear to study so, to 79 00:05:48.230 --> 00:05:50.949 know the thing I am forbid to know, as thus, 80 00:05:51.569 --> 00:05:54.149 to study where I well may dine, when I to 81 00:05:54.170 --> 00:05:58.019 this expressly am forbid. or study where to meet some 82 00:05:58.079 --> 00:06:02.540 mistress fine, when mistresses from common sense are hid, or 83 00:06:02.579 --> 00:06:05.800 having sworn too hard a keeping oath, study to break it, 84 00:06:05.879 --> 00:06:09.339 and not break my troth. If studies gain be thus, 85 00:06:09.579 --> 00:06:12.459 and this be so, study knows that which yet it 86 00:06:12.519 --> 00:06:15.839 doth not know. Swear me to this, and I will 87 00:06:15.879 --> 00:06:16.639 ne'er say no. 88 00:06:17.379 --> 00:06:21.069 These be the stops that hinder study quite, and train 89 00:06:21.170 --> 00:06:23.149 our intellects to vain delight. 90 00:06:23.769 --> 00:06:27.259 Why, all delights are vain. but that most vain which 91 00:06:27.379 --> 00:06:32.189 with pain purchased doth inherit pain as painfully to pour 92 00:06:32.250 --> 00:06:35.009 upon a book to seek the light of truth while 93 00:06:35.110 --> 00:06:37.629 truth the while doth falsely blind the eyesight of his 94 00:06:37.689 --> 00:06:41.639 look light seeking light doth light of light beguile so 95 00:06:41.720 --> 00:06:44.639 ere you find where light in darkness lies your light 96 00:06:44.680 --> 00:06:47.829 grows dark by losing of your eyes study me how 97 00:06:47.889 --> 00:06:51.329 to please the eye indeed by fixing it upon a 98 00:06:51.430 --> 00:06:54.889 fairer eye who dazzling so that eye shall be his 99 00:06:54.930 --> 00:06:57.470 heed and give him light that it was blinded by 100 00:06:58.350 --> 00:07:01.639 study is like the heaven's glorious sun that will not 101 00:07:01.720 --> 00:07:05.620 be deep searched with saucy looks small have continual plodders 102 00:07:05.680 --> 00:07:09.629 ever won save base authority for mother's books These earthly 103 00:07:09.689 --> 00:07:12.990 godfathers of heaven's lights that give a name to every 104 00:07:13.050 --> 00:07:16.269 fixed star have no more profit of their shining nights 105 00:07:16.360 --> 00:07:18.680 than those that walk and want not what they are. 106 00:07:19.240 --> 00:07:22.160 Too much to know is to know naught but fame, 107 00:07:22.740 --> 00:07:24.560 and every godfather can give a name. 108 00:07:25.259 --> 00:07:29.389 How well he's read to reason against reading. 109 00:07:30.389 --> 00:07:34.009 Proceeded well to stop all good proceeding. He weeds the 110 00:07:34.069 --> 00:07:36.870 corn and still lets grow the weeding. 111 00:07:37.699 --> 00:07:40.790 The spring is near when green geese are a-breeding. 112 00:07:41.430 --> 00:07:42.410 How full is that? 113 00:07:43.089 --> 00:07:44.730 Fit in his place and time. 114 00:07:45.310 --> 00:07:46.649 In reason, nothing. 115 00:07:47.329 --> 00:07:48.470 Something then in rhyme. 116 00:07:48.970 --> 00:07:53.220 Burun is like an envious, snipping frost that bites the 117 00:07:53.259 --> 00:07:55.339 firstborn infants of the spring. 118 00:07:56.139 --> 00:07:59.459 Well, say I am. Why should proud summer boast before 119 00:07:59.500 --> 00:08:03.040 the birds of any cause to sing? Why should I 120 00:08:03.240 --> 00:08:06.589 joy in any abortive birth At Christmas I'd no more 121 00:08:06.629 --> 00:08:10.029 desire a rose than wish a snow in May's new-fangled shows, 122 00:08:10.769 --> 00:08:14.430 but like of each thing that in season grows. So you, 123 00:08:14.870 --> 00:08:17.129 to study now it is too late, climb o'er the 124 00:08:17.170 --> 00:08:18.529 house to unlock the little gate. 125 00:08:19.290 --> 00:08:24.100 Well, sit you out. Go home, Beroon. Adieu. 126 00:08:24.889 --> 00:08:27.939 No, my good lord, I have sworn to stay with you, 127 00:08:28.699 --> 00:08:32.259 and though I have for barbarism spoke more than for 128 00:08:32.299 --> 00:08:36.000 that angel knowledge you can say— and confident I'll keep 129 00:08:36.159 --> 00:08:39.100 what I have swore, and bide the penance of each 130 00:08:39.360 --> 00:08:42.539 three years' day. Give me the paper, and let me 131 00:08:42.600 --> 00:08:46.139 read the same, and to the strictest decrees I'll write 132 00:08:46.230 --> 00:08:46.710 my name. 133 00:08:47.450 --> 00:08:52.070 How well this yielding rescues thee from shame! 134 00:08:52.870 --> 00:08:54.070 Birun reads. 135 00:08:56.309 --> 00:08:59.629 Item, that no woman shall come within a mile of 136 00:08:59.690 --> 00:09:01.730 my court. Hath this been proclaimed? 137 00:09:02.279 --> 00:09:03.299 Four days ago. 138 00:09:04.039 --> 00:09:04.919 Let's see the penalty. 139 00:09:05.620 --> 00:09:06.059 Reads. 140 00:09:06.750 --> 00:09:10.210 On pain of losing her tongue. Who devised this penalty? 141 00:09:10.870 --> 00:09:12.340 Mary, that did I. 142 00:09:12.929 --> 00:09:14.110 Sweet lord, and why? 143 00:09:14.649 --> 00:09:17.820 To fright them hence with that dread penalty. 144 00:09:18.500 --> 00:09:20.860 A dangerous law against gentility. 145 00:09:21.500 --> 00:09:21.980 Reads. 146 00:09:22.700 --> 00:09:22.919 Item. 147 00:09:23.750 --> 00:09:25.909 If any man be seen to talk with a woman 148 00:09:25.970 --> 00:09:29.039 within the term of three years, he shall endure such 149 00:09:29.179 --> 00:09:32.899 public shame as the rest of the court can possibly devise. 150 00:09:33.539 --> 00:09:37.120 This article my views yourself must break, for well you 151 00:09:37.200 --> 00:09:40.080 know here comes in embassy the French king's daughter with 152

00:09:40.120 --> 00:09:44.090 yourself to speak, a maid of grace and complete majesty, 153 00:09:44.490 --> 00:09:48.149 about surrender up of Aquitaine to her decrepit second-bedred father. 154 00:09:48.809 --> 00:09:52.799 Therefore this article is made in vain. or vainly comes 155 00:09:52.860 --> 00:09:54.100 the admired princess hither. 156 00:09:54.120 --> 00:09:58.330 Oh, what say you, lord? Why, this was quite forgot. 157 00:09:59.190 --> 00:10:03.220 So study is. evermore is overshot while it doth study 158 00:10:03.279 --> 00:10:05.379 to have what it would it doth forget to do 159 00:10:05.419 --> 00:10:07.759 the thing it should and when it hath the thing 160 00:10:07.899 --> 00:10:11.250 it hunteth most tis one as towns with fire so 161 00:10:11.330 --> 00:10:12.669 won so lost. 162 00:10:13.149 --> 00:10:16.240 We must have forced dispense with this decree. 163 00:10:16.940 --> 00:10:20.240 She must lie here on mere necessity. 164 00:10:20.940 --> 00:10:24.159 Necessity will make us all forsworn three thousand times within 165 00:10:24.200 --> 00:10:27.519 this three years' space. For every man with his effects 166 00:10:27.600 --> 00:10:30.879 is born, not by might mastered, but by special grace. 167 00:10:31.730 --> 00:10:34.850 If I break faith, this word shall speak for me. 168 00:10:34.870 --> 00:10:39.950 I am forsworn on mere necessity. So to the laws 169 00:10:39.990 --> 00:10:45.240 at large I write my name. And he that breaks 170 00:10:45.259 --> 00:10:47.679 them in the least degree stands in a tainter of 171 00:10:47.779 --> 00:10:52.549 eternal shame. Suggestions are to others to be. But I believe, 172 00:10:52.570 --> 00:10:55.769 although I seem so loth, I am the last that 173 00:10:55.789 --> 00:10:58.850 will last keep his oath. But is there no quick 174 00:10:59.129 --> 00:11:00.070 recreation granted? 175 00:11:00.990 --> 00:11:04.309 Ay that there is our court you know is haunted 176 00:11:04.389 --> 00:11:08.360 with a refined traveller of spain a man in all 177 00:11:08.419 --> 00:11:12.259 the world's new fashion planted that hath a mint of 178 00:11:12.320 --> 00:11:16.059 phrases in his brain one whom the music of his 179 00:11:16.259 --> 00:11:21.620 own vain tongue doth ravish like enchanting harmony a man 180 00:11:21.659 --> 00:11:27.039 of compliments whom right and wrong have chose as umpire 181 00:11:27.100 --> 00:11:31.899 of their mutiny This child of fancy, that our mono-height, 182 00:11:32.360 --> 00:11:37.210 For interim to our studies shall relate, In high-born words 183 00:11:37.539 --> 00:11:42.269 the worth of many a knight, From tawny Spain, lost 184 00:11:42.330 --> 00:11:43.549 in the world's debate. 185 00:11:44.049 --> 00:11:47.610 How you delight my lord, I know not I, But 186 00:11:47.750 --> 00:11:51.429 I pretest I love to hear him lie, I shall 187 00:11:51.669 --> 00:11:53.409 use him for my minstrelsy. 188 00:11:54.190 --> 00:11:57.870 Armado is a most illustrious wight, a man of

fire-new-words 189 00:11:57.929 --> 00:11:59.129 fashion's own knight. 190 00:11:59.669 --> 00:12:03.200 Coster to Swain, and he shall be our sport, and 191 00:12:03.409 --> 00:12:06.740 so to study three years is but short. 192 00:12:07.460 --> 00:12:10.000 Enter Dole with a letter, and Costard. 193 00:12:10.679 --> 00:12:12.139 Which is the Duke's own person? 194 00:12:12.159 --> 00:12:14.059 This fellow, what wouldst? 195 00:12:14.700 --> 00:12:17.840 I myself reprehend his own person, for I am his 196 00:12:17.899 --> 00:12:20.740 grace's tharborough, but I would see his own person in 197 00:12:20.799 --> 00:12:21.639 flesh and blood. 198 00:12:22.259 --> 00:12:22.799 This is he? 199 00:12:23.519 --> 00:12:29.779 Senor Arma, Arma, commends you. There's villainy abroad. This letter 200 00:12:29.799 --> 00:12:30.559 will tell you more. 201 00:12:31.120 --> 00:12:34.500 Sir, the contempt thereof are as touchingly. 202 00:12:35.120 --> 00:12:38.000 A letter from the magnificent Armado. 203 00:12:38.610 --> 00:12:41.970 Hello, so'er the matter, I hope in God for high words. 204 00:12:42.669 --> 00:12:46.870 A high hope for a low heaven. God grant us patience. 205 00:12:47.529 --> 00:12:49.549 To hear, or forbear laughing. 206 00:12:49.970 --> 00:12:54.919 To hear meekly, sir. and to laugh moderately, or to 207 00:12:54.980 --> 00:12:55.840 forbear both. 208 00:12:56.500 --> 00:12:58.480 Well, sir, be it as the style shall give us 209 00:12:58.539 --> 00:13:00.080 cause to climb in the merriness. 210 00:13:00.740 --> 00:13:04.090 The matter is to me, sir, as concerning Jack and Heather. 211 00:13:04.850 --> 00:13:08.169 The manner of it is, I was taken with the manner. 212 00:13:09.009 --> 00:13:09.950 In what manner? 213 00:13:10.590 --> 00:13:14.539 In manner and form following, sir, all those three. I 214 00:13:14.679 --> 00:13:18.139 was seen with her in the manor house, sitting with 215 00:13:18.200 --> 00:13:23.649 her upon the form, and taken following her into the park, 216 00:13:24.250 --> 00:13:28.970 which put together is in manor and form following. Now, sir, 217 00:13:29.429 --> 00:13:32.250 for the manor, it is the manor of a man 218 00:13:32.690 --> 00:13:36.059 to speak to a woman for the form, in some form. 219 00:13:36.659 --> 00:13:37.899 For the following, sir? 220 00:13:38.700 --> 00:13:42.519 As it shall follow in my correction, and God defend 221 00:13:42.580 --> 00:13:43.059 the right. 222 00:13:43.840 --> 00:13:45.919 Will you hear this letter with attention? 223 00:13:46.590 --> 00:13:47.870 As we would hear an oracle. 224 00:13:48.690 --> 00:13:52.149 Such is the simplicity of man to hearken after the flesh. 225 00:13:52.870 --> 00:13:53.850 King reads. 226 00:13:55.990 --> 00:14:02.259 Great deputy, the Welkin's vice-regent and sole dominator of Navarre, 227 00:14:02.799 --> 00:14:08.340 my soul's earth's god and body's fostering patron. 228 00:14:08.820 --> 00:14:10.240 Not a word of Gustad yet. 229 00:14:10.840 --> 00:14:11.799 So it is. 230 00:14:11.820 --> 00:14:15.809 It may be so. But if he say it is so, 231 00:14:16.309 --> 00:14:18.320 he is in telling true but so. 232 00:14:18.799 --> 00:14:19.120 Peace. 233 00:14:19.879 --> 00:14:22.720 Be to me and every man that dares not fight. 234 00:14:23.220 --> 00:14:24.000 No words. 235 00:14:24.480 --> 00:14:27.850 Of other man's secrets I beseech you. King reads. 236 00:14:28.960 --> 00:14:34.840 So it is, besieged with sable-coloured melancholy, I did commend 237 00:14:34.860 --> 00:14:39.909 the black oppressing humour to the most wholesome physic of 238 00:14:40.029 --> 00:14:45.029 thy health-giving air, and, as I am most a gentleman, 239 00:14:45.370 --> 00:14:51.700 betook myself to walk. The time when, about the sixth hour, 240 00:14:52.220 --> 00:14:57.110 when beasts most graze birds best peck and men sit 241 00:14:57.159 --> 00:15:01.730 down to that nourishment which is called supper so much 242 00:15:01.769 --> 00:15:05.289 for the time then now for the ground which which 243 00:15:05.370 --> 00:15:09.750 i mean i walked upon it is eclep'ted thy park 244 00:15:10.529 --> 00:15:13.860 then for the place where where i mean i did 245 00:15:13.899 --> 00:15:19.090 encounter that obscene and most preposterous event that draweth from 246 00:15:19.149 --> 00:15:23.889 my snow-white pen the ebon-coloured ink which. 247 00:15:23.750 --> 00:15:29.710 Here thou viewest beholdest surveyest or seest but to the 248 00:15:29.750 --> 00:15:35.960 place where it standeth north-north-east, and by east from west 249 00:15:36.039 --> 00:15:41.299 corner of thy curious knotted garden, there did I see 250 00:15:41.620 --> 00:15:47.190 that low-spirited swain, that base minnow of thy mirth, me, 251 00:15:47.750 --> 00:15:55.210 that unlettered small-knowing soul, me, that shallow vessel, still me, which, 252 00:15:55.649 --> 00:16:03.289 as I remember, hight costard sorted and consorted contrary to 253 00:16:03.360 --> 00:16:10.120 thy established proclaim'd edict an continent which with oh with 254 00:16:10.720 --> 00:16:14.980 but with this passion to say wherewith. 255 00:16:15.019 --> 00:16:17.230 With a wench with a child of. 256 00:16:17.289 --> 00:16:22.509 Our grand-mother eve a female or for thy more sweet 257 00:16:22.629 --> 00:16:28.860 understanding a woman him i as my ever esteemed duty 258 00:16:29.059 --> 00:16:33.879 pricks me on have sent to thee to receive the 259 00:16:34.000 --> 00:16:39.409 meed of punishment by thy sweet grace's officer anthony dull 260 00:16:40.169 --> 00:16:46.250 a man of good repute carriage bearing an estimation. 261 00:16:46.110 --> 00:16:49.600 Me and it shall please you i am anthony doll. 262 00:16:49.720 --> 00:16:54.240 For draconetta so is the weaker vessel called which i 263 00:16:54.340 --> 00:16:59.240 apprehended with the aforesaid swain I keep her as a 264 00:16:59.279 --> 00:17:04.049 vessel of thy law's fury, and shall, at the least 265 00:17:04.119 -->

00:17:08.869 of thy sweet notice, bring her to trial, thine in 266 00:17:09.170 --> 00:17:15.190 all compliments of devoted and heart-burning heat of duty. Don 267 00:17:15.869 --> 00:17:18.230 Adriano de Armado. 268 00:17:18.789 --> 00:17:20.349 This is not so well as I look for, but 269 00:17:20.369 --> 00:17:21.430 the best that ever I heard. 270 00:17:21.450 --> 00:17:26.470 Aye, the best for the worst. But, Sirrah, What say 271 00:17:26.509 --> 00:17:27.230 you to this? 272 00:17:28.130 --> 00:17:29.809 Sir, I confess the wench. 273 00:17:30.369 --> 00:17:32.799 Did you hear the proclamation? 274 00:17:33.539 --> 00:17:36.539 I do confess much of the hearing it, but little 275 00:17:36.579 --> 00:17:38.099 of the marking of it. 276 00:17:38.779 --> 00:17:42.680 It was proclaimed a year's imprisonment to be taken with 277 00:17:42.759 --> 00:17:43.259 a wench. 278 00:17:43.980 --> 00:17:46.420 I was taken with none, sir. I was taken with 279 00:17:46.480 --> 00:17:47.019 a damsel. 280 00:17:47.619 --> 00:17:50.099 Well, it was proclaimed a damsel. 281 00:17:50.880 --> 00:17:53.380 This was no damsel neither, sir. She was a virgin. 282 00:17:54.200 --> 00:17:57.839 It is so varied, too, for it was proclaimed virgin. 283 00:17:58.440 --> 00:18:01.960 If it were, I deny her virginity. I was taken 284 00:18:02.009 --> 00:18:02.829 with a maid. 285 00:18:03.440 --> 00:18:06.529 This maid will not serve your turn, sir. 286 00:18:07.589 --> 00:18:09.589 This maid will serve my turn, sir. 287 00:18:10.329 --> 00:18:15.109 Sir, I will pronounce your sentence. You shall fast a 288 00:18:15.190 --> 00:18:17.049 week with bran and water. 289 00:18:18.250 --> 00:18:20.849 I had rather pray a month with mutton and porridge. 290 00:18:21.529 --> 00:18:26.390 And Don Amaro shall be your keeper. My lord Berun, 291 00:18:26.910 --> 00:18:32.000 see him delivered o'er. And go we, lords, to put 292 00:18:32.180 --> 00:18:38.299 in practice that which we two other hath so strongly sworn. 293 00:18:39.000 --> 00:18:42.440 Exeunt, King, Longerville, and Domain. 294 00:18:43.140 --> 00:18:45.369 I'll lay my head to any good man's hat these 295 00:18:45.529 --> 00:18:49.190 oaths and laws will prove an idle scorn. Seraph, come on. 296 00:18:50.009 --> 00:18:52.819 I suffer for the truth, sir, for true it is. 297 00:18:53.539 --> 00:18:57.839 I was taken with Jeconetta, and Jeconetta is a true girl, 298 00:18:58.359 --> 00:19:03.460 and therefore welcome the sour cup of prosperity. Affliction may 299 00:19:03.599 --> 00:19:09.700 one day smile again, until then, sit thee down, sorrow. Exeunt. 300 00:19:10.960 --> 00:19:16.250 Scene 2. The same. Enter Amado and Moat. 301 00:19:17.250 --> 00:19:17.490 Boy. 302 00:19:18.319 --> 00:19:20.619 What sign is it when a man of great spirit 303 00:19:20.740 --> 00:19:22.240 grows melancholy? 304 00:19:22.940 --> 00:19:26.119 A great sign, sir, that he will look sad. 305 00:19:26.720 --> 00:19:33.390 Why, sadness is one and the same thing, dear imp. No, no, Lord, sir, no. 306 00:19:33.970 --> 00:19:38.009 How counts thou part sadness and melancholy, my tender juvenile? 307 00:19:38.430 --> 00:19:42.890 By a familiar demonstration of the working, my tough senior. 308 00:19:43.470 --> 00:19:50.099 Why, tough senior? Why, tough senior? Why, tender juvenile? Why, 309 00:19:50.119 --> 00:19:55.119 tender juvenile? I spoke it, tender juvenile, as a congruent 310 00:19:55.259 --> 00:20:00.799 epitheton appertaining to thy young days, which we may nominate tender. 311 00:20:01.299 --> 00:20:05.339 And I, tough senior, as in a pertinent title to 312 00:20:05.440 --> 00:20:12.380 your old time, which we may name tough. Pretty and apt. 313 00:20:12.740 --> 00:20:16.920 How mean you, sir? I pretty and my saying apt? 314 00:20:17.619 --> 00:20:20.309 Or I apt and my saying pretty? 315 00:20:20.849 --> 00:20:23.170 Thou pretty because little. 316 00:20:23.630 --> 00:20:25.450 Little pretty because little. 317 00:20:26.250 --> 00:20:29.650 Wherefore apt? And therefore apt because quick. 318 00:20:30.259 --> 00:20:32.460 Speak ye this in my praise, master? 319 00:20:32.480 --> 00:20:35.140 In thy condign praise. 320 00:20:35.160 --> 00:20:38.119 I will praise an eel with the same praise. 321 00:20:38.700 --> 00:20:42.859 What, that an eel is ingenious? That an eel is quick. 322 00:20:43.460 --> 00:20:47.369 I do say thou art quick in answers. Thou heatest 323 00:20:47.430 --> 00:20:51.930 my blood. I am answered, sir. I love not to 324 00:20:51.970 --> 00:20:52.990 be crossed. 325 00:20:53.569 --> 00:20:54.910 Moat aside. 326 00:20:55.609 --> 00:20:59.809 He speaks to me a contrary. Crosses love not him. 327 00:21:00.700 --> 00:21:04.500 I have promised to study three years with the Duke. 328 00:21:05.019 --> 00:21:07.480 You may do it in an hour, sir. 329 00:21:07.940 --> 00:21:08.640 Impossible. 330 00:21:09.000 --> 00:21:11.680 How many is one thrice told? 331 00:21:12.400 --> 00:21:16.099 I am ill at reckoning. It fitteth the spirit of 332 00:21:16.180 --> 00:21:19.559 a tapster. You are a gentleman and a gamester, sir. 333 00:21:19.579 --> 00:21:23.119 I confess both. They are both the varnish of a 334 00:21:23.180 --> 00:21:23.960 complete man. 335 00:21:24.420 --> 00:21:27.279 Then I am sure you know how much the gross 336 00:21:27.400 --> 00:21:29.440 sum of deuce ace amounts to. 337 00:21:29.970 --> 00:21:32.710 It doth amount to one more than two. 338 00:21:33.210 --> 00:21:35.809 Which the base vulgar do call three. 339 00:21:36.210 --> 00:21:36.509 True. 340 00:21:36.910 --> 00:21:40.329 Why, sir, is this such a piece of study? Now, 341 00:21:40.450 --> 00:21:44.670 here is three studied, ere ye'll thrice wink. And how 342 00:21:44.849 --> 00:21:47.410 easy it is to put years to the word three, 343 00:21:47.829 --> 00:21:51.599 and study three years in two words, the dancing horse 344 00:21:51.670 --> 00:21:52.430 will tell you. 345 00:21:52.450 --> 00:21:54.920 A most fine

figure. 346 00:21:55.160 --> 00:21:56.579 To prove you a cipher. 347 00:21:57.170 --> 00:22:00.980 I will hereupon confess I am in love, and as 348 00:22:01.059 --> 00:22:04.339 it is best for a soldier to love, so am 349 00:22:04.460 --> 00:22:09.339 I in love with a base wench. If drawing my 350 00:22:09.460 --> 00:22:12.539 sword against the humour of affection would deliver me from 351 00:22:12.579 --> 00:22:16.569 the reprobate thought of it, I would take desire prisoner, 352 00:22:16.930 --> 00:22:20.769 and ransom him to any French courtier for a new-devised courtesy. 353 00:22:20.789 --> 00:22:25.730 I think scorn to sigh, meetings I should out-swear cupid, 354 00:22:26.680 --> 00:22:29.920 comfort me boy what great men have been in love 355 00:22:30.480 --> 00:22:36.670 hercules master hercules most sweet hercules more authority dear boy 356 00:22:36.970 --> 00:22:41.190 nay more and sweet my child let thou be man 357 00:22:41.269 --> 00:22:42.450 of good repute and. 358 00:22:42.390 --> 00:22:46.380 Courage Samson, master, he was a man of good carriage, 359 00:22:46.660 --> 00:22:49.680 great carriage, for he carried the town gates on his 360 00:22:49.779 --> 00:22:52.700 back like a porter, and he was in love. 361 00:22:52.720 --> 00:22:59.390 O well-knit Samson, strong-jointed Samson, I do excel thee in 362 00:22:59.450 --> 00:23:02.410 my rapier as much as thou didst me on carrying gates. 363 00:23:03.529 --> 00:23:07.650 I am in love too. Who was Samson's love, my 364 00:23:07.710 --> 00:23:12.490 dear Maud? A woman, master. Of what complexion? Of all 365 00:23:12.509 --> 00:23:16.289 the four, or the three, or the two, or one 366 00:23:16.349 --> 00:23:21.299 of the four. Tell me precisely of what complexion? Of 367 00:23:21.380 --> 00:23:26.119 the sea-water green, sir. Is that one of the four complexions? 368 00:23:26.619 --> 00:23:29.420 As I have read, sir, and the best of them too. 369 00:23:29.720 --> 00:23:33.079 Green indeed is the colour of lovers. But to have 370 00:23:33.119 --> 00:23:35.279 a love of that colour makes me think Samson had 371 00:23:35.319 --> 00:23:39.079 more reason for it. He surely affected her for her wit. 372 00:23:39.660 --> 00:23:42.849 It was so, sir, for she had a green wit. 373 00:23:43.140 --> 00:23:47.210 My love is most immaculate white and red. 374 00:23:47.569 --> 00:23:52.230 Most immaculate thoughts, master, are masked under such colours. 375 00:23:52.609 --> 00:23:55.390 Define, define, well-educated infant. 376 00:23:55.869 --> 00:23:59.440 My father's wit and my mother's tongue assist me. 377 00:23:59.920 --> 00:24:04.109 Sweet invocation of a child. most pretty and. 378 00:24:04.049 --> 00:24:08.210 Pathetical if she be made of white and red her 379 00:24:08.349 --> 00:24:13.049 faults will never be known for blushing cheeks by faults 380 00:24:13.250 --> 00:24:18.250 are bred and fears by pale white shown then if 381 00:24:18.359 --> 00:24:22.059 she fear or be to blame by this she

shall 382 00:24:22.119 --> 00:24:26.579 not know for still her cheeks possess the same which 383 00:24:26.740 --> 00:24:31.539 native she doth owe a dangerous rhyme master against the 384 00:24:31.599 --> 00:24:33.279 reason of white and red is. 385 00:24:33.829 --> 00:24:36.549 There not a ballad boy of the king and the 386 00:24:36.589 --> 00:24:37.650 beggar the. 387 00:24:37.589 --> 00:24:40.109 World was very guilty of such a ballad some three 388 00:24:40.190 --> 00:24:42.970 ages since but I think now it is not to 389 00:24:43.009 --> 00:24:46.259 be found, or if it were, it would neither serve 390 00:24:46.299 --> 00:24:48.000 for the writing nor the tune. 391 00:24:48.480 --> 00:24:51.519 I will have that subject newly retore, that I may 392 00:24:51.599 --> 00:24:56.769 example my digression by some mighty precedent. Boy, I do 393 00:24:56.829 --> 00:24:58.990 love that country girl that I took in the park 394 00:24:59.029 --> 00:25:01.950 with the rational hind-costert. She deserves well. 395 00:25:02.630 --> 00:25:03.970 Moat aside. 396 00:25:04.470 --> 00:25:07.890 To be whipped, and yet a better love than my master. 397 00:25:08.339 --> 00:25:09.079 Sing, boy. 398 00:25:09.900 --> 00:25:12.400 My spirit grows heavy in love. 399 00:25:12.880 --> 00:25:15.440 And that's a great marvel, loving a light wench. 400 00:25:16.160 --> 00:25:17.660 I say, sing. 401 00:25:18.019 --> 00:25:19.799 Forbear till this company be passed. 402 00:25:20.539 --> 00:25:23.829 Enter Dole, Costard, and Jeconetta. 403 00:25:24.450 --> 00:25:27.670 Sir, the Duke's pleasure is that you keep Costard safe, 404 00:25:28.329 --> 00:25:30.490 and you must suffer him to take no delight nor 405 00:25:30.589 --> 00:25:33.690 no penance, but a must fast three days a week. 406 00:25:34.470 --> 00:25:36.859 For this damsel, I must keep her at the park. 407 00:25:37.359 --> 00:25:40.200 She is allowed for the day-woman. Fare you well. 408 00:25:40.220 --> 00:25:45.400 I do betray myself with blushing, maid. 409 00:25:45.920 --> 00:25:46.660 Man. 410 00:25:46.680 --> 00:25:50.109 I will visit thee at thy lodge. 411 00:25:51.829 --> 00:25:56.970 That's hereby. I know where it is situate. Lord, how 412 00:25:57.069 --> 00:25:58.509 wise you are. 413 00:25:58.910 --> 00:26:01.190 I will tell thee wonders. 414 00:26:02.450 --> 00:26:03.670 With that face. 415 00:26:04.549 --> 00:26:05.869 I love thee. 416 00:26:06.329 --> 00:26:08.119 So I heard you say. 417 00:26:08.819 --> 00:26:10.930 And so, farewell. 418 00:26:11.369 --> 00:26:15.970 Fareweather after you. Come, Jackanetta, away. 419 00:26:15.990 --> 00:26:18.740 Exxon, Dole and Jackanetta. 420 00:26:19.359 --> 00:26:25.160 Villain thou shalt fast for thy offences ere thou be pardoned. 421 00:26:24.779 --> 00:26:27.200 Well sir i hope when i do it i shall 422 00:26:27.220 --> 00:26:30.319 do it in a full stomach thou shalt be heavily 423 00:26:30.380 --> 00:26:33.940 punished i am more bound to you than your fellows 424

00:26:34.240 --> 00:26:37.700 for they are but lightly rewarded take away this villain 425 00:26:37.960 --> 00:26:38.710 shut him up. 426 00:26:38.789 --> 00:26:42.230 Come you transgressing slave away let. 427 00:26:42.109 --> 00:26:45.089 Me not be pent up sir i will fast being. 428 00:26:44.849 --> 00:26:49.890 Loose now sir that we're fast in news thou shalt prison. 429 00:26:50.069 --> 00:26:52.369 Well if ever i do see the merry days of 430 00:26:52.430 --> 00:26:55.720 desolation that i have seen some shall see. 431 00:26:55.880 --> 00:26:58.200 What shall some see nay. 432 00:26:58.119 --> 00:27:01.900 Nothing master moult but what they look upon it is 433 00:27:01.960 --> 00:27:04.789 not for prisoners to be too silent in their words 434 00:27:05.619 --> 00:27:09.329 therefore i will say nothing i thank god i have 435 00:27:09.369 --> 00:27:12.529 as little patience as another man therefore i can be 436 00:27:12.630 --> 00:27:17.930 quiet EXOT, MOTE, AND COSTARD I do affect the very 437 00:27:17.990 --> 00:27:21.670 ground which is base, where her shoe which is baser, 438 00:27:22.049 --> 00:27:24.819 guided by her foot which is basest, doth trait. 439 00:27:26.150 --> 00:27:29.559 I shall be forsworn, which is a great argument of falsehood, 440 00:27:29.740 --> 00:27:32.680 if I love. And how can that be true love 441 00:27:32.700 --> 00:27:37.640 which is falsely attempted? Love is a familiar. Love is 442 00:27:37.740 --> 00:27:42.470 a devil. There is no evil angel but love. Yet 443 00:27:42.529 --> 00:27:45.950 was Samson so tempted, and he had an excellent strength. 444 00:27:46.769 --> 00:27:49.750 Yet was Solomon so seduced, and he had a very 445 00:27:49.789 --> 00:27:54.049 good wit. Cupid's butt-shaft is too hard for Hercules' club, 446 00:27:54.730 --> 00:27:59.119 and therefore too much odds for a Spaniard's rapier. The 447 00:27:59.150 --> 00:28:02.160 first and second cause will not serve my turn. The 448 00:28:02.200 --> 00:28:06.400 passado he respects not, the duello he regards not. His 449 00:28:06.440 --> 00:28:10.940 disgrace is to be called boy, but his glory is 450 00:28:10.980 --> 00:28:16.480 to subdue men. Adieu, Valar. Rust, rapier. Be still, drum. 451 00:28:17.319 --> 00:28:23.769 For your manager is in love. Yea, he loveth. Assist 452 00:28:23.809 --> 00:28:27.450 me some extemporal god of rhyme, for I am sure 453 00:28:27.569 --> 00:28:33.630 I shall turn sonnet. Devise wit, write pen, for I 454 00:28:33.750 --> 00:28:38.180 am for whole volumes in folio. Exit. 455 00:28:39.220 --> 00:28:47.869 Scene 1. The same. Enter the Princess of France, Rosaline, Maria, Catherine, Boyette, 456 00:28:48.509 --> 00:28:50.069 Lords and other attendants. 457 00:28:51.089 --> 00:28:56.170 Now, Madame, summon up your dearest spirits. Consider who the 458 00:28:56.230 --> 00:28:59.920 king your father sends, to whom he sends, and what 459 00:28:59.960 --> 00:29:04.980 his embassy. Yourself held precious in the world's esteem to 460 00:29:05.119 --> 00:29:09.539 parley with the sole inheritor of all perfections. 461 00:29:09.140 --> 00:29:10.119 That a man may owe. 462 00:29:11.019 --> 00:29:15.539 Mashless Navarre, the plea of noblesse waith an aquitaine, a 463 00:29:16.160 --> 00:29:20.480 dowry for a queen. Be now as prodigal of all 464 00:29:20.519 --> 00:29:23.859 dear graces nature was in making graces dear, when she 465 00:29:23.880 --> 00:29:28.220 did starve the general world to sights, and prodigally gave 466 00:29:28.259 --> 00:29:29.299 them all to you. 467 00:29:30.349 --> 00:29:34.789 Good Lord Briette, my beauty, so but mean, needs not 468 00:29:34.809 --> 00:29:38.309 the painted flourish of your praise. Beauty is bought by 469 00:29:38.369 --> 00:29:41.420 judgment of the eye. not uttered by base sale of 470 00:29:41.500 --> 00:29:45.279 Chapman's tongues. I am less proud to hear you tell 471 00:29:45.339 --> 00:29:48.799 my worth than you, much willing to be counted wise 472 00:29:48.980 --> 00:29:52.250 in spending your wit in the praise of mine. but 473 00:29:52.349 --> 00:29:56.069 now to task the tasker good boyet you are not 474 00:29:56.230 --> 00:30:01.299 ignorant all telling fame doth noise abroad neva hath made 475 00:30:01.319 --> 00:30:05.380 a vow till painful study shall outwear three years, no 476 00:30:05.460 --> 00:30:09.640 woman may approach his silent court. Zerifors, to seemeth it 477 00:30:09.660 --> 00:30:14.039 a needful course, before we enter his forbidden gates, to 478 00:30:14.099 --> 00:30:18.589 know his pleasure, and in zat behalf, bold of your worthiness, 479 00:30:19.049 --> 00:30:23.509 we single you as our best moving fair solicitor. Tell him, 480 00:30:23.529 --> 00:30:27.329 the daughter of the King of France, on serious business, 481 00:30:27.869 --> 00:30:33.150 craving quick dispatch, importunes personal conference with his grace, Haste 482 00:30:33.490 --> 00:30:38.119 signify so much, while we attend, like humble visage suitors, 483 00:30:38.619 --> 00:30:39.720 his high will. 484 00:30:40.279 --> 00:30:42.640 Prouder employment, willingly I go. 485 00:30:43.359 --> 00:30:47.079 All pride is willing pride, and yours is so. 486 00:30:47.640 --> 00:30:48.720 Exit, boyette. 487 00:30:49.339 --> 00:30:53.019 Who are the votaries, my loving lords? Set her vow, fellows, 488 00:30:53.079 --> 00:30:54.359 with this virtuous duke. 489 00:30:55.000 --> 00:30:56.900 Lord Longueville is one. 490 00:30:57.609 --> 00:30:58.470 Know you the man? 491 00:30:58.490 --> 00:31:03.009 I know him, madam, at a marriage feast' between Lord 492 00:31:03.250 --> 00:31:08.500 Perricot and the beauteous heir' of Jacques of Alconbridge,' Solomonized 493 00:31:08.640 --> 00:31:13.519 in Normandy.' So I this Longueville?' A man of sovereign parts, 494 00:31:13.559 --> 00:31:18.390 he is a steward,' well fitted in arts, glorious in arms.' 495 00:31:18.900 --> 00:31:23.730 Nothing becomes him ill that he walketh of his fair 496 00:31:23.769

--> 00:31:27.670 virtuous gloss, a virtuous gloss will stain with any soil, 497 00:31:28.150 --> 00:31:31.890 is a sharp wheat, match it with too blunt a wheel, 498 00:31:32.670 --> 00:31:35.930 whose edge hath power to cut, whose wheel still wheels. 499 00:31:36.559 --> 00:31:39.220 It should none spare that come within his power. 500 00:31:39.900 --> 00:31:42.880 Some merry mocking lord be like. Is it so? 501 00:31:43.400 --> 00:31:46.240 They say so most that most his humours know. 502 00:31:46.940 --> 00:31:50.200 Such short-lived wheats do wither as they grow. Who are 503 00:31:50.220 --> 00:31:52.220 the rest? The young domain. 504 00:31:52.990 --> 00:31:58.380 A well-accomplished youth, of all that virtue love, for virtue loved, 505 00:31:59.039 --> 00:32:03.240 most power to do most harm, least knowing ill, for 506 00:32:03.319 --> 00:32:06.930 he hath wit to make an ill shape good, and 507 00:32:07.069 --> 00:32:10.970 shape to win grace, though he had no wit. I 508 00:32:11.069 --> 00:32:14.549 saw him at the Duke Alençon' s once, and much too 509 00:32:14.609 --> 00:32:18.220 little of that good I saw is my report to 510 00:32:18.259 --> 00:32:19.960 his great worthiness. 511 00:32:20.730 --> 00:32:24.509 Another of these students at that time was there with him, 512 00:32:25.130 --> 00:32:28.349 if I have heard the truth. Beroun they call him, 513 00:32:28.869 --> 00:32:32.119 but a merrier man within the limit of becoming mirth 514 00:32:32.519 --> 00:32:36.700 I never spend an hour's talk withal. His eye begets 515 00:32:36.839 --> 00:32:40.400 occasion for his wit. For every object that the one 516 00:32:40.480 --> 00:32:44.829 does catch, the other turns to a mirth-moving jest, which 517 00:32:44.930 --> 00:32:50.240 his fair tongue, conceits expositor, delivers in such apt and 518 00:32:50.339 --> 00:32:54.579 gracious words that aged ears play truant at his tales 519 00:32:55.200 --> 00:32:59.839 and younger hearings are quite ravished so sweet and voluble 520 00:32:59.980 --> 00:33:00.519 is his. 521 00:33:00.400 --> 00:33:05.029 Discourse god bless my ladies are they all in love 522 00:33:05.440 --> 00:33:08.630 that every one her own hath garnished with such bedecking 523 00:33:08.710 --> 00:33:10.190 ornaments of praise. 524 00:33:09.769 --> 00:33:12.069 Here comes a boyette. 525 00:33:12.509 --> 00:33:16.029 Re-enter boyette now what admittance lord. 526 00:33:16.349 --> 00:33:20.519 Nevar had notice of your fair approach, and his competitors 527 00:33:20.559 --> 00:33:23.079 in oath were all addressed to meet you, gentle lady, 528 00:33:23.140 --> 00:33:27.720 before I came. Mary, thus much I have learned. He 529 00:33:27.779 --> 00:33:30.660 rather means to lodge you in the field, like one 530 00:33:30.700 --> 00:33:34.089 that comes here to besiege his court, than seek a 531 00:33:34.130 --> 00:33:38.910 dispensation for his oath to let you enter his unpeeled house. 532 00:33:40.069 --> 00:33:40.910 Here comes Nevar. 533

00:33:41.630 --> 00:33:46.390 Enter King. Longerville, Domaine, Baroon. and attendance. 534 00:33:47.289 --> 00:33:51.410 Fair princess, welcome to the court of Navarre. 535 00:33:52.190 --> 00:33:55.299 Fair, I give you back again, and welcome I have 536 00:33:55.380 --> 00:33:58.660 not yet. The roof of this court is too high 537 00:33:58.700 --> 00:34:01.859 to be yours, and welcome to the wide fields, too 538 00:34:01.960 --> 00:34:03.000 base to be mine. 539 00:34:03.019 --> 00:34:07.140 You shall be welcome, madame, to my court. 540 00:34:07.819 --> 00:34:10.320 I will be welcome then. Conduct me thither. 541 00:34:10.900 --> 00:34:14.719 Hear me, dear lady, I have sworn. 542 00:34:14.280 --> 00:34:18.420 An oath Our lady help my lord, he'll be forsworn. 543 00:34:19.099 --> 00:34:22.409 Not for the world fair, madam, by my will. 544 00:34:23.119 --> 00:34:26.250 Why, weel shall it break, weel and nothing else. 545 00:34:26.949 --> 00:34:29.849 Your ladyship is ignorant what it is. 546 00:34:30.530 --> 00:34:34.289 Were my lord so, his ignorance were wise. Where now 547 00:34:34.369 --> 00:34:37.849 his knowledge must prove ignorance, I hear your grace hath 548 00:34:37.929 --> 00:34:41.849 sworn out housekeeping. Tis deadly sin to keep that oath, 549 00:34:41.889 --> 00:34:45.690 my lord, and sin to break it. But pardon me, 550 00:34:45.710 --> 00:34:49.269 I am too sudden bold to teach a teacher ill 551 00:34:49.309 --> 00:34:53.010 beseemeth me. Vouch safe to read the purpose of my coming, 552 00:34:53.030 --> 00:34:55.530 and suddenly resolve me in my suit. 553 00:34:56.210 --> 00:35:00.449 Madame, I will, if suddenly I may. 554 00:35:00.469 --> 00:35:03.989 You will the sooner that I were away, for you'll 555 00:35:04.070 --> 00:35:06.429 prove perjured if you make me stay. 556 00:35:06.449 --> 00:35:09.789 Did not I dance with you in Brabant once? 557 00:35:10.269 --> 00:35:12.030 Did not I dance with you. 558 00:35:11.949 --> 00:35:13.010 In Brabant once? 559 00:35:13.690 --> 00:35:14.730 I know you did. 560 00:35:15.230 --> 00:35:18.010 How needless was it then to ask the question? 561 00:35:18.570 --> 00:35:20.019 You must not be so quick. 562 00:35:20.440 --> 00:35:23.579 Tis long of you that spur me with such questions. 563 00:35:24.260 --> 00:35:27.440 Your wit's too hot, it speeds too fast, twill tire. 564 00:35:27.960 --> 00:35:30.480 Not till it leave the rider in the mire. 565 00:35:31.000 --> 00:35:31.900 What time o' day? 566 00:35:31.920 --> 00:35:34.849 The hour that fools should ask. 567 00:35:35.349 --> 00:35:37.550 Now, fair befall your mask. 568 00:35:38.070 --> 00:35:40.170 Fair fall the face it covers. 569 00:35:40.929 --> 00:35:42.869 And send you many lovers. 570 00:35:43.630 --> 00:35:44.030 Amen. 571 00:35:44.670 --> 00:35:45.800 So you be none. 572 00:35:45.820 --> 00:35:48.010 If then I will be gone. 573 00:35:48.909 --> 00:35:53.820 Madam, your father here doth intimate the payment of a 574 00:35:53.880 -->

00:35:58.400 hundred thousand crowns, being but the one half of an 575 00:35:58.480 --> 00:36:03.099 entire sum, dispersed by my father in his wars. 576 00:36:03.820 --> 00:36:09.480 But say that he, or we, as neither have, received 577 00:36:09.559 --> 00:36:15.289 that sum, yet there remains unpaid a hundred thousand more, 578 00:36:15.869 --> 00:36:20.559 in surety of the which— One part of Aquitaine is 579 00:36:20.659 --> 00:36:21.400 bound to. 580 00:36:21.500 --> 00:36:26.269 Us, although not valued to the money's worth. If then 581 00:36:26.469 --> 00:36:31.010 the king your father will restore, but that one half 582 00:36:31.090 --> 00:36:35.820 which is unsatisfied, we will give up our right in Aquitaine, 583 00:36:36.360 --> 00:36:41.320 and hold fair friendship with his majesty. But that, it seem, 584 00:36:41.739 --> 00:36:46.289 he little purposeth. for here he doth demand to have 585 00:36:46.389 --> 00:36:52.530 repaid a hundred thousand crowns, and not demands, on payment 586 00:36:52.699 --> 00:36:57.019 of a hundred thousand crowns, to have his title live 587 00:36:57.239 --> 00:37:01.820 in Aquitaine, which we much rather had to part with all, 588 00:37:02.300 --> 00:37:06.869 and have the money by our father lent, than Aquitaine, 589 00:37:06.949 --> 00:37:12.349 so gelded as it is, dear princess. Were not his 590 00:37:12.510 --> 00:37:18.099 request so far from reasons yielding, Your fair self should 591 00:37:18.179 --> 00:37:23.639 make a yielding, Gain't some reason in my breast, And 592 00:37:23.719 --> 00:37:26.900 go well satisfied to France again. 593 00:37:27.679 --> 00:37:30.280 You do the king my father too much wrong, And 594 00:37:30.360 --> 00:37:34.090 wrong the reputation of your name, In so unseeming to 595 00:37:34.150 --> 00:37:37.670 confess receipt Of that which hath so faithfully been paid. 596 00:37:38.550 --> 00:37:43.090 I do protest I never heard of it, and if 597 00:37:43.150 --> 00:37:48.329 you prove it, I'll repay it back, or yield up Aquitaine. 598 00:37:48.989 --> 00:37:53.179 We arrest your word, for yet you can produce acquittances, 599 00:37:53.760 --> 00:37:57.300 for such a sum from special offers of Charles, his father. 600 00:37:57.940 --> 00:37:59.400 Satisfy me so. 601 00:38:00.199 --> 00:38:03.420 So please your grace, the packet is not come, where 602 00:38:03.460 --> 00:38:05.420 that and other specialties are bound. 603 00:38:06.179 --> 00:38:07.780 Tomorrow you shall have a sight of them. 604 00:38:08.550 --> 00:38:13.719 It shall suffice me, at which interview, all liberal reason 605 00:38:14.079 --> 00:38:20.139 I will yield unto. Meantime, receive such welcome at my hand, 606 00:38:20.960 --> 00:38:25.440 as honour, without breach of honour, may make tender of 607 00:38:25.599 --> 00:38:31.460 to thy true worthiness. You may not come, fair princess. 608 00:38:32.090 --> 00:38:36.440 in my gates, but here without, you shall be so 609 00:38:36.579 --> 00:38:41.920 received as you shall deem yourself lodged in my heart, 610 00:38:42.440 --> 00:38:48.079 though so denied fair harbour in my house. Your old 611 00:38:48.280 --> 00:38:54.510 good thoughts excuse me, and farewell. Tomorrow shall we visit 612 00:38:54.570 --> 00:38:55.630 you again. 613 00:38:56.349 --> 00:38:59.329 Sweet health and fair desires consort your race. 614 00:39:00.030 --> 00:39:04.880 Thy own wish... Wish I thee in every place. 615 00:39:05.880 --> 00:39:06.300 Exit. 616 00:39:07.159 --> 00:39:10.400 Lady, I will commend you to mine own heart. 617 00:39:10.960 --> 00:39:15.400 Pray you, do my commendations. I would be glad to 618 00:39:15.480 --> 00:39:15.960 see it. 619 00:39:15.980 --> 00:39:17.929 I would you heard it grown. 620 00:39:17.949 --> 00:39:19.769 Is the fool sick? 621 00:39:20.489 --> 00:39:21.710 Sick at the heart. 622 00:39:22.170 --> 00:39:24.150 Alack, let it blood. 623 00:39:24.710 --> 00:39:25.909 Would that do it good? 624 00:39:26.429 --> 00:39:27.980 My physic says aye. 625 00:39:28.369 --> 00:39:30.079 Will you prick with your eye? 626 00:39:30.099 --> 00:39:32.840 No point. With my knife. 627 00:39:33.659 --> 00:39:35.679 Now God save thy life. 628 00:39:36.219 --> 00:39:38.389 And yours from long living. 629 00:39:38.409 --> 00:39:40.750 I cannot stay thanksgiving. 630 00:39:41.389 --> 00:39:46.570 Retiring. Sir, I pray you a word. What lady is 631 00:39:46.610 --> 00:39:47.230 that same? 632 00:39:47.250 --> 00:39:50.500 The heir of Alençon. Catherine her name. 633 00:39:50.519 --> 00:39:54.179 A gallant lady, monsieur. Fare you well. 634 00:39:54.940 --> 00:39:55.360 Exit. 635 00:39:56.219 --> 00:40:00.300 I beseech you a word. What is she in the white? 636 00:40:01.119 --> 00:40:03.860 A woman sometimes, and you saw her in the light? 637 00:40:04.590 --> 00:40:08.469 Perchance light in the light? I desire her name. 638 00:40:09.530 --> 00:40:12.449 She hath but one for herself, to desire that were 639 00:40:12.510 --> 00:40:12.909 a shame. 640 00:40:13.590 --> 00:40:15.829 Pray you, sir, whose daughter? 641 00:40:16.889 --> 00:40:20.559 Her mother's, I have heard. God's blessing on your beard. 642 00:40:21.980 --> 00:40:26.000 Good sir, be not offended. She is an heir of Falconbridge. 643 00:40:26.780 --> 00:40:32.679 Nay, my choler is ended. She is a most sweet lady. 644 00:40:33.480 --> 00:40:35.219 Not unlike, sir, that may be. 645 00:40:36.019 --> 00:40:37.039 Exit Longueville. 646 00:40:37.760 --> 00:40:39.599 What's her name, in the cap? 647 00:40:40.119 --> 00:40:41.550 Rosaline, by good hap. 648 00:40:42.090 --> 00:40:43.590 Is she wedded or no? 649 00:40:44.070 --> 00:40:45.909 To her will, sir, or so. 650 00:40:46.570 --> 00:40:48.409 You are welcome, sir. Adieu. 651 00:40:49.300 --> 00:40:52.159 Farewell to me, sir, and welcome to you. 652 00:40:52.900 --> 00:40:53.739 Exit Beroun. 653 00:40:54.440 --> 00:40:58.679 That last is Beroun, the merry madcap lord. Not a 654 00:40:58.760 --> 00:41:00.380 word

with him but a jest. 655 00:41:01.039 --> 00:41:02.920 And every jest but a word. 656 00:41:03.619 --> 00:41:05.539 It was well done of you to take him at 657 00:41:05.579 --> 00:41:06.099 his word. 658 00:41:06.780 --> 00:41:09.119 I was as willing to grapple as he was to board. 659 00:41:09.679 --> 00:41:10.989 Too hot a sheep's merry. 660 00:41:11.530 --> 00:41:15.809 And wherefore not sheep's? No sheep's with lamb unless we 661 00:41:15.869 --> 00:41:20.369 feed on your lips. You sheep and I pasture, shall 662 00:41:20.409 --> 00:41:21.610 that finish the jest? 663 00:41:22.320 --> 00:41:26.340 So you grant pasture for me, offering to kiss her. 664 00:41:26.739 --> 00:41:31.280 Not so, gentle beast. My lips are no common, though 665 00:41:31.360 --> 00:41:32.360 safe will they be. 666 00:41:32.940 --> 00:41:34.039 Belonging to whom? 667 00:41:34.579 --> 00:41:36.380 To my fortunes and me. 668 00:41:37.139 --> 00:41:41.159 Good wits will be jangling, but gentles agree. The civil 669 00:41:41.199 --> 00:41:44.139 war of wits were much better used on Navarre and 670 00:41:44.179 --> 00:41:47.090 his bookmen, for here tis abused. 671 00:41:47.820 --> 00:41:52.159 If my observation, which very seldom lies, but heart still 672 00:41:52.239 --> 00:41:57.820 rhetoric disclosed with eyes, deceive me not now, never is infected. 673 00:41:58.489 --> 00:41:59.030 With what? 674 00:41:59.730 --> 00:42:02.630 With that which we lovers entitled affected. 675 00:42:03.510 --> 00:42:04.269 Your reason? 676 00:42:04.949 --> 00:42:06.329 Why, all his. 677 00:42:06.250 --> 00:42:09.369 Behaviours did make them retire to the court of his eye, 678 00:42:09.829 --> 00:42:14.079 peeping thorough desire. His heart, like a nugget, with your 679 00:42:14.179 --> 00:42:18.550 print impressed, proud with his form, in his eye pride 680 00:42:18.639 --> 00:42:23.349 expressed his tongue all impatient to speak and not see 681 00:42:23.730 --> 00:42:27.820 they stumbled with haste in his eyesight to be all 682 00:42:27.900 --> 00:42:31.079 senses to that sense did make their repair to feel 683 00:42:31.280 --> 00:42:35.420 only looking on fairest affair He thought all his senses 684 00:42:35.460 --> 00:42:38.699 were locked in his eye, as jewels in crystal for 685 00:42:38.760 --> 00:42:42.940 some prince to buy, who, tendering their own wares from 686 00:42:43.019 --> 00:42:46.349 where they were glassed, did point you to buy them 687 00:42:46.590 --> 00:42:50.289 along as you passed. His face's own margin did quote 688 00:42:50.489 --> 00:42:55.909 such amazes that all eyes saw his eyes enchanted with gazes. 689 00:42:56.869 --> 00:43:00.590 I'll give you Aquitaine and all that is his, and 690 00:43:00.670 --> 00:43:04.760 you give him for my sake but one loving kiss. 691 00:43:05.739 --> 00:43:08.480 Come to our pavilion, for yet is disposed. 692 00:43:08.980 --> 00:43:12.760 But to speak that in words which his eye hath disclosed, 693 00:43:13.500 --> 00:43:15.659 I only

have made a mouth of his eye by 694 00:43:15.840 --> 00:43:19.210 adding a tongue which I know will not lie. 695 00:43:19.230 --> 00:43:25.250 Thou art an old love-monger. and speaketh skillfully. He is 696 00:43:25.389 --> 00:43:30.230 Cupid's grandfather, and learns news of him. Then was Venus 697 00:43:30.329 --> 00:43:33.289 like her mother, for her father is but grim. 698 00:43:33.750 --> 00:43:35.909 Do you hear, my mad wenches? 699 00:43:36.610 --> 00:43:40.909 No. What then do you see? I, our way to 700 00:43:40.969 --> 00:43:44.110 be gone. Oh, you are too. 701 00:43:43.989 --> 00:43:44.989 Hard for me. 702 00:43:46.110 --> 00:43:52.730 Exeunt Scene 1 The Same Enter Amado and Moat. 703 00:43:53.730 --> 00:43:58.789 Warble, child, make passionate my sense of hearing. Go on, 704 00:43:58.809 --> 00:44:06.019 golly now. Sweet air, go tenderness of years, take this key, 705 00:44:06.139 --> 00:44:10.840 give enlargement to the swain, bring him festinately hither. I 706 00:44:10.900 --> 00:44:13.360 must employ him in a letter to my love. 707 00:44:13.840 --> 00:44:17.000 Master, will you win your love with a French brawl? 708 00:44:17.460 --> 00:44:20.699 How meanest thou? Brawling in French? 709 00:44:21.360 --> 00:44:25.079 No, my complete master, but to jig off a tune 710 00:44:25.119 --> 00:44:28.579 at the tongue's end, canary to it with your feet, 711 00:44:29.159 --> 00:44:33.449 humor it with turning up your eyelids, sigh a note 712 00:44:33.730 --> 00:44:37.769 and sing a note, sometimes through the throat, as if 713 00:44:37.809 --> 00:44:42.610 you swallowed love with singing love, sometimes through the nose, 714 00:44:43.070 --> 00:44:46.989 as if you snuffed up love by smelling love. with 715 00:44:47.050 --> 00:44:51.420 your head penthouse-like over the shop of your eyes with 716 00:44:51.460 --> 00:44:54.780 your arms crossed on your thin belly doublet like a 717 00:44:54.840 --> 00:44:57.639 rabbit on a spit or your hands in your pocket 718 00:44:58.000 --> 00:45:01.380 like a man after the old painting and keep not 719 00:45:01.519 --> 00:45:04.840 too long in one tune but a snip and away 720 00:45:05.340 --> 00:45:10.860 these are compliments these are humours These betray nice wenches 721 00:45:11.179 --> 00:45:14.619 that would be betrayed without these, and make them men 722 00:45:14.659 --> 00:45:18.300 of note. Do you note me? That most are affected 723 00:45:18.340 --> 00:45:18.780 to these. 724 00:45:19.260 --> 00:45:21.760 How hast thou purchased this experience? 725 00:45:22.199 --> 00:45:24.269 By my penny of observation. 726 00:45:24.809 --> 00:45:26.769 But how? But how? 727 00:45:27.269 --> 00:45:32.610 The hobby-horse is forgot. Callest thou, my love, hobby-horse? No, master, 728 00:45:32.969 --> 00:45:36.269 the hobby-horse is but a colt, and your love perhaps 729 00:45:36.340 --> 00:45:39.389 a hackney. But have you forgot your love? 730 00:45:39.989 --> 00:45:41.210 Almost I had. 731 00:45:41.809 --> 00:45:45.349 Negligent student, learn her by heart. 732 00:45:45.769 --> 00:45:48.230 By heart and in heart, boy. 733 00:45:48.710 --> 00:45:52.820 And out of heart, master, all those three I will prove. 734 00:45:53.159 --> 00:45:54.179 What wilt thou prove? 735 00:45:54.699 --> 00:45:58.940 A man, if I live, and this by, in, and without, 736 00:45:59.159 --> 00:46:03.639 upon the instant. By heart you love her, because your 737 00:46:03.679 --> 00:46:07.710 heart cannot come by her. In heart you love her, 738 00:46:08.110 --> 00:46:12.469 because your heart is in love with her. And out 739 00:46:12.530 --> 00:46:16.469 of heart you love her, being out of heart that 740 00:46:16.530 --> 00:46:18.050 you cannot enjoy her. 741 00:46:18.929 --> 00:46:20.250 I am all these three. 742 00:46:20.869 --> 00:46:25.329 And three times as much more, and yet nothing at all. 743 00:46:25.949 --> 00:46:29.070 Fish hither the swain, ye must carry me a letter. 744 00:46:29.550 --> 00:46:33.170 A message well sympathized, a horse to be ambassador for 745 00:46:33.210 --> 00:46:35.989 a nest. Ah, ah, what sayest thou? 746 00:46:36.579 --> 00:46:39.639 Mary, sir, you must send the ass upon the horse, 747 00:46:39.980 --> 00:46:41.920 for he is very slow gaited. 748 00:46:42.579 --> 00:46:45.860 But I go. The way is but short. Away. 749 00:46:46.230 --> 00:46:47.849 As swift as lead, sir. 750 00:46:48.269 --> 00:46:53.489 The meaning, pretty ingenious, is not lead a metal heavy, dull, 751 00:46:53.590 --> 00:46:54.329 and slow? 752 00:46:54.769 --> 00:46:58.510 Meaning may, honest master, or rather, master, no. 753 00:46:59.969 --> 00:47:03.409 I say lead is slow. You are too swift, sir, 754 00:47:03.480 --> 00:47:04.079 to say so. 755 00:47:04.769 --> 00:47:08.860 Is that lad slow, which is fired from a gun? 756 00:47:09.260 --> 00:47:13.039 Sweet smoke of rhetoric! Here appears me a cannon, and 757 00:47:13.079 --> 00:47:16.900 the bullet that's he. I shoot thee at the swain. 758 00:47:16.920 --> 00:47:22.119 Thump then, and I flee. Exit. Ah, most acute juvenile, 759 00:47:22.679 --> 00:47:27.429 vulnerable and free of grace! By thy favour, sweet welkin, 760 00:47:27.570 --> 00:47:32.670 I must sigh in thy face. Most rude melancholy valour 761 00:47:32.730 --> 00:47:36.769 gives thee place. My Harold is returned. 762 00:47:37.670 --> 00:47:39.469 Re-entermote with costard. 763 00:47:39.489 --> 00:47:41.309 A wonder, master. 764 00:47:41.769 --> 00:47:44.190 Here's a costard broken in the shin. 765 00:47:44.789 --> 00:47:48.719 Some enigma, some riddle. Come, thy lomvoy, begin. 766 00:47:49.159 --> 00:47:55.579 No egmer, no riddle, no lomvoy. No salve in the mail, sir. Oh, sir, 767 00:47:55.599 --> 00:48:00.980 a plantain, a plain plantain. No lomvoy, no lomvoy. No salve, sir, 768 00:48:01.039 --> 00:48:01.820 but a plantain. 769 00:48:04.010 --> 00:48:09.170 By virtue thou enforcest laughter. Thy silly thought, my spleen, 770 00:48:09.530 --> 00:48:13.010 the

heaving of my lungs, provokes me to ridiculous smiling. Oh, 771 00:48:14.449 --> 00:48:18.630 pardon me, my stars. Doth the inconsiderate take solve for 772 00:48:18.650 --> 00:48:21.269 Lanvoy in the word Lanvoy for his solve? 773 00:48:21.710 --> 00:48:26.170 Do the wise think them other? Is not Lanvoy a self? 774 00:48:28.289 --> 00:48:32.579 No, page, it is an epilogue or discourse. to make 775 00:48:32.639 --> 00:48:36.159 plain some obscure precedents that have too far been seen. 776 00:48:37.159 --> 00:48:41.010 I will examine it. The fox, the ape, and the 777 00:48:41.070 --> 00:48:45.570 humble bee were still at odds, being but three. There's 778 00:48:45.610 --> 00:48:49.429 the moral. Now the land boy. I will add the 779 00:48:49.469 --> 00:48:52.889 land boy. Say the moral again. The fox, the ape, 780 00:48:52.989 --> 00:48:56.579 the humble bee were still at odds, being but three. 781 00:48:56.960 --> 00:49:00.539 Until the goose came out of door, and stayed the 782 00:49:00.719 --> 00:49:04.760 odds by adding four. Now will I begin your moral, 783 00:49:05.139 --> 00:49:09.329 and do you follow with my Lanvoy. The fox, the ape, 784 00:49:09.489 --> 00:49:13.389 and the humble bee were still at odds, being but three. 785 00:49:13.769 --> 00:49:16.849 Until the goose came out of door, staying the odds 786 00:49:16.989 --> 00:49:18.190 by adding four. 787 00:49:18.909 --> 00:49:23.170 A good Lanvoy, and... in the goose would you desire more. 788 00:49:23.159 --> 00:49:25.760 The boy have sold him a bargain a goose that's 789 00:49:25.820 --> 00:49:29.659 flat sir your penny worth is good and your goose 790 00:49:29.739 --> 00:49:32.380 be fat to sell a bargain well is as cunning 791 00:49:32.460 --> 00:49:36.340 as fast and loose let me see a fat land 792 00:49:36.380 --> 00:49:38.599 boy i That's a fat goose. 793 00:49:38.929 --> 00:49:41.809 Come hither, come hither. How did this argument begin? 794 00:49:42.090 --> 00:49:44.949 By saying that a custard was broken in a shin, 795 00:49:45.510 --> 00:49:47.449 then called you for the Lenvoy. 796 00:49:47.969 --> 00:49:52.070 True, and I for a plantain. Thus came your argument in. 797 00:49:52.090 --> 00:49:55.690 Then the boy's fat Lenvoy, the goose that you bought, 798 00:49:56.090 --> 00:49:57.230 only ended the market. 799 00:49:57.670 --> 00:50:00.829 Must tell me, how is there a custard broken in 800 00:50:00.869 --> 00:50:01.289 a shin? 801 00:50:01.929 --> 00:50:03.309 I will tell you sensibly. 802 00:50:03.550 --> 00:50:06.309 There was no feeling of it, Moat. I will speak 803 00:50:06.389 --> 00:50:10.960 that Lenvoy. I, Costard, running out, that was safely within, 804 00:50:11.340 --> 00:50:14.400 fell over the threshold and broke my shin. We will 805 00:50:14.460 --> 00:50:16.860 talk no more of this matter, till there be no 806 00:50:16.929 --> 00:50:17.869 matter in the shin. 807 00:50:18.250 --> 00:50:20.949 Sirra Costard, I will enfranchise thee. 808 00:50:21.590 --> 00:50:25.150 Oh, marry me to one, Francis. I smell some lemvoy, 809 00:50:25.429 --> 00:50:26.530 some goose in this. 810 00:50:26.750 --> 00:50:30.389 By my sweet soul, I mean setting thee at liberty, 811 00:50:31.010 --> 00:50:36.440 and freedoming thy persons. thou wert immure, to restrain, captivated, bound. 812 00:50:36.840 --> 00:50:39.900 True, true, and now you will be my purgation, and 813 00:50:39.940 --> 00:50:40.699 let me loose. 814 00:50:41.099 --> 00:50:44.820 I give thee thy liberty, set thee from durance, and, 815 00:50:44.980 --> 00:50:49.559 in lieu thereof, impose on thee nothing but this. Bear 816 00:50:49.639 --> 00:50:50.739 this significant. 817 00:50:51.110 --> 00:50:52.230 Giving a letter. 818 00:50:52.590 --> 00:50:58.190 To the country maid, Jaconetta, there is remuneration, for the 819 00:50:58.230 --> 00:51:01.429 best word of mine honour is rewarding my dependance. 820 00:51:02.309 --> 00:51:03.449 Maut, follow. 821 00:51:04.030 --> 00:51:04.449 Exit. 822 00:51:04.909 --> 00:51:08.429 Like the sequel, I, Signor Costard, adieu. 823 00:51:08.949 --> 00:51:14.889 My sweet ounce of man's flesh, my inconny due. Exit, Maut. Now, 824 00:51:14.909 --> 00:51:19.889 I will look to his remuneration. Remuneration? Oh, that's the 825 00:51:19.949 --> 00:51:26.050 Latin word for three farthings. Three farthings, remuneration. what's the 826 00:51:26.130 --> 00:51:29.409 price of this inkle one penny no i give you 827 00:51:29.429 --> 00:51:33.920 a remuneration why it carries it remuneration why it's a 828 00:51:33.960 --> 00:51:37.409 fairer name than french crown i will never buy and 829 00:51:37.489 --> 00:51:40.010 sell out of this word enter. 830 00:51:40.969 --> 00:51:44.000 Oh, my good knave Costard, exceedingly well met. 831 00:51:44.340 --> 00:51:48.099 Pray you, sir, how much carnation ribbon may a man buy. 832 00:51:48.059 --> 00:51:49.179 For a remuneration? 833 00:51:49.800 --> 00:51:51.440 What is a remuneration? 834 00:51:51.699 --> 00:51:53.460 Marry, sir, halfpenny farthing. 835 00:51:53.699 --> 00:51:56.139 Why, then, three farthing worth of silk. 836 00:51:56.659 --> 00:51:58.980 I thank your worship. God be with you. 837 00:51:59.400 --> 00:52:02.840 Stay, slave, I must employ thee. As thou wilt win 838 00:52:02.880 --> 00:52:05.679 my favour, good my knave, do one thing for me 839 00:52:05.719 --> 00:52:06.739 that I shall entreat. 840 00:52:07.099 --> 00:52:08.400 When would you have it done, sir? 841 00:52:08.679 --> 00:52:09.500 This afternoon. 842 00:52:09.800 --> 00:52:12.099 Well, I will do it, sir. Fare you well. 843 00:52:12.579 --> 00:52:14.019 Thou knowest not what it is. 844 00:52:14.460 --> 00:52:16.300 I shall know, sir, when I have done it. 845 00:52:16.679 --> 00:52:19.019 Why, villain, thou must know first. 846 00:52:19.679 --> 00:52:21.679 I will come to your worship tomorrow morning. 847 00:52:22.159 --> 00:52:25.320 It must be done this afternoon. Hark, slave, it is 848 00:52:25.360 -->

00:52:28.719 but this. The princess comes to hunt here in the park, 849 00:52:29.179 --> 00:52:31.750 and in her train there is a gentle lady When 850 00:52:31.869 --> 00:52:36.409 tongues speak sweetly, then they name her name, and Rosaline 851 00:52:36.469 --> 00:52:39.699 they call her. Ask for her, and to her white 852 00:52:39.739 --> 00:52:44.000 hands see thou do commend this sealed-up counsel. There's thy garden. 853 00:52:44.260 --> 00:52:44.500 Go. 854 00:52:45.039 --> 00:52:50.679 Giving him a shilling. Garden? Oh, sweet garden. Better than remuneration. 855 00:52:51.719 --> 00:52:56.929 Eleven pence farthing better. Oh, sweet garden. I will do it, sir. 856 00:52:57.510 --> 00:52:58.090 In print. 857 00:52:58.690 --> 00:52:59.150 Garden. 858 00:52:59.449 --> 00:53:00.489 Remuneration. 859 00:53:01.230 --> 00:53:07.239 Exit, and I forsooth in love, I that have been 860 00:53:07.320 --> 00:53:13.739 love's whip, A very beadle to a humorous sigh, A critic, nay, 861 00:53:13.960 --> 00:53:18.480 a night-watch constable, A domineering pedant o'er the boy, Then 862 00:53:18.619 --> 00:53:26.449 whom no mortal so magnificent, This wimpled, whining, purblind, Wayward boy, 863 00:53:26.789 --> 00:53:32.550 this senior junior, giant dwarf Dan Cupid, regent of love rhymes, 864 00:53:33.010 --> 00:53:36.769 lord of folded arms, the anointed sovereign of sighs and groans, 865 00:53:37.150 --> 00:53:41.409 liege of all loiterers and malcontents, dread prince of plackets, 866 00:53:41.730 --> 00:53:49.190 king of codpieces, sole imperator and great general of trotting parators. Oh, 867 00:53:49.230 --> 00:53:53.710 my little heart. And I, to be a corporal of 868 00:53:53.889 --> 00:53:57.500 his field. and wear his colours like a tumbler's hoop. 869 00:53:58.480 --> 00:53:58.719 What? 870 00:53:59.639 --> 00:54:00.179 I love. 871 00:54:01.079 --> 00:54:03.820 I sue. I seek a wife. 872 00:54:04.800 --> 00:54:05.260 A woman. 873 00:54:05.719 --> 00:54:08.860 It is like a German clock, still a repairing, ever 874 00:54:08.980 --> 00:54:11.639 out of frame, and never going aright, being a watch, 875 00:54:11.960 --> 00:54:15.260 but being watched that it may still go right. Nay, 876 00:54:15.420 --> 00:54:19.019 to be perjured, which is worst of all, and among 877 00:54:19.219 --> 00:54:23.480 three to love the worst of all. a whitely wanted 878 00:54:23.519 --> 00:54:27.159 with a velvet brow, with two pitch-balls stuck in her 879 00:54:27.199 --> 00:54:31.599 face for eyes. Ay, and by heaven, one that will 880 00:54:31.800 --> 00:54:35.239 do the deed though Argus were her eunuch and her god, 881 00:54:35.719 --> 00:54:38.590 and I to sigh for her, to watch for her, 882 00:54:38.789 --> 00:54:42.650 to pray for her. Go to! It is a plague 883 00:54:42.690 --> 00:54:45.250 that Cupid will impose for my neglect of his almighty 884 00:54:45.349 --> 00:54:51.989 dreadful little might. Well, I will love, write, sigh, pray 885 00:54:52.170 --> 00:54:57.750 sue and groan some men must love my lady and 886 00:54:57.929 --> 00:54:59.329 some joan. 887 00:54:59.829 --> 00:55:06.199 Exit scene one the same enter the princess and her 888 00:55:06.260 --> 00:55:14.019 train a forester boyette rosaline maria and catherine was. 889 00:55:13.940 --> 00:55:16.260 That the king that spurred his horse so hard against 890 00:55:16.320 --> 00:55:17.960 the steep uprising of the ill i. 891 00:55:18.639 --> 00:55:22.550 Know not but i think it was not he WHERE. 892 00:55:22.210 --> 00:55:26.260 IT WAS A SHORT AMOUNT IN MIND. WELL, LORDS, TO-DAY 893 00:55:26.320 --> 00:55:29.619 WE SHALL HAVE OUR DISPATCH. ON SATURDAY WE WILL RETURN 894 00:55:29.659 --> 00:55:34.099 TO FRANCE. THEN FIRSTER, MY FRIEND, WHERE IS THE BUSH 895 00:55:34.139 --> 00:55:36.340 THAT WE MUST STAND AND PLAY THE MURDERER IN? 896 00:55:36.940 --> 00:55:40.590 HEREBY UPON THE EDGE OF YONDER COPPICE, A STAND WHERE 897 00:55:40.639 --> 00:55:42.329 YOU MAY MAKE THE FAIREST SHOOT. 898 00:55:42.949 --> 00:55:46.690 I THINK MY BEAUTY, I AM FAIR THAT SHOOT, AND 899 00:55:46.750 --> 00:55:49.070 THEREUPON THOU SPEAKEST THE FAIREST SHOOT. 900 00:55:49.650 --> 00:55:53.159 PARDON ME, MADAM. For I meant not so. What? 901 00:55:53.619 --> 00:55:58.960 What? First praise me, and again say no? O short-lived pride! 902 00:55:59.599 --> 00:56:01.929 Not fair! Alack for woe! 903 00:56:02.610 --> 00:56:03.989 Yes, madam, fair. 904 00:56:04.610 --> 00:56:08.949 Nay, never paint me now. Where fair is not, praise 905 00:56:09.010 --> 00:56:13.429 cannot mend the brow. Here, good my glass, take this 906 00:56:13.489 --> 00:56:17.760 for telling true. Fair payment for foul words is more 907 00:56:17.840 --> 00:56:18.380 than due. 908 00:56:18.980 --> 00:56:21.880 Nothing but fair is that which you inherit. 909 00:56:22.519 --> 00:56:27.179 See, see, my beauty will be saved by merit. Oh, 910 00:56:27.260 --> 00:56:31.590 here's saying fair, fit for these days. A giving hand, 911 00:56:31.789 --> 00:56:36.150 though foul, shall have fair praise. But come, thee bow, 912 00:56:36.690 --> 00:56:39.730 now mercy goes to kill, and shooting well is an 913 00:56:39.769 --> 00:56:43.769 accounted ill. Thus will I save my credit in thee shoot. 914 00:56:44.610 --> 00:56:48.820 Not wounding, pity would not let me do't. If wounding, 915 00:56:48.840 --> 00:56:52.559 then it was to show my skill, That more for 916 00:56:52.639 --> 00:56:56.920 praise than purpose meant to kill. And, out of question, 917 00:56:57.579 --> 00:57:03.070 so it is sometimes, Glory grows guilty of detested crimes. When, 918 00:57:03.409 --> 00:57:08.130 for fame's sake, for praise an outward part, We bend 919 00:57:08.170 --> 00:57:11.789 to that the working of the heart, As I for 920 00:57:11.869 --> 00:57:16.039 praise alone now seek to spiel. The poor dear's blood, 921 00:57:16.059 --> 00:57:18.360 that my heart means no ill. 922 00:57:18.380 --> 00:57:23.019 Do not castwise hold that self-sovereignty

only for praise' sake, 923 00:57:23.420 --> 00:57:25.739 when they strive to be lords of their lords? 924 00:57:26.429 --> 00:57:29.570 Only for praise, and praise we may afford to any 925 00:57:29.650 --> 00:57:31.329 lady that subdues a lord. 926 00:57:31.349 --> 00:57:34.630 Here comes a member of the Commonwealth. 927 00:57:35.369 --> 00:57:40.070 Enter Costard. God dig you, Denhall. Pray you, which is 928 00:57:40.130 --> 00:57:41.230 the head-lady? 929 00:57:41.739 --> 00:57:44.880 Thou shalt know her, fellow, by the wrists that have 930 00:57:44.920 --> 00:57:45.559 no heads. 931 00:57:46.260 --> 00:57:49.079 Which is the greatest lady, the highest? 932 00:57:49.679 --> 00:57:51.719 The thickest and the tallest. 933 00:57:52.219 --> 00:57:56.090 The thickest and the tallest. It is so. Truth is truth. 934 00:57:56.909 --> 00:58:00.389 And your waist, mistress, were as slender as my wit. 935 00:58:00.869 --> 00:58:04.150 One of these maid's girdles for your waist should be fit. 936 00:58:05.190 --> 00:58:07.969 Are not you the chief woman? You are the thickest here. 937 00:58:08.489 --> 00:58:11.090 What's your will, sir? What's your will? 938 00:58:11.110 --> 00:58:16.469 I have a letter from Monsieur Beroun to one Lady Roseline. 939 00:58:17.130 --> 00:58:21.090 Oh, thy letter, thy letter. He's a good friend of mine. 940 00:58:21.769 --> 00:58:26.630 Stand aside, good bearer. Boyette, you can carve. Break up 941 00:58:26.710 --> 00:58:27.429 this capon. 942 00:58:27.449 --> 00:58:33.090 I am bound to serve. Oh, this letter is mistook. 943 00:58:33.860 --> 00:58:37.699 It importeth none here. It is written of Jequineda. 944 00:58:38.320 --> 00:58:41.050 We will read it, I swear. Break the neck of 945 00:58:41.090 --> 00:58:43.429 the wax, and every one give ear. 946 00:58:44.070 --> 00:58:46.250 Boyette reads. 947 00:58:47.690 --> 00:58:52.070 By heaven, the thou art fair is most infallible. True, 948 00:58:52.769 --> 00:58:57.030 that thou art beauteous. Truth itself, that thou art lovely. 949 00:58:57.940 --> 00:59:03.039 More fairer than fair, beautiful than beauteous, truer than truth itself, 950 00:59:03.619 --> 00:59:08.579 have commiseration on thy heroical vessel. The magnanimous and most 951 00:59:08.780 --> 00:59:14.059 illustrious king. cofetua set eye upon the pernicious and indubitate 952 00:59:14.119 --> 00:59:18.480 beggar the nelephon and he it was that might rightly 953 00:59:18.579 --> 00:59:25.659 say vini vide vici which to anothenize in vulgar obeis 954 00:59:25.719 --> 00:59:30.860 and obscure vulgar videli said He came, saw, and overcame. 955 00:59:30.880 --> 00:59:38.079 He came one, saw two, overcame three. Who came? The king. 956 00:59:38.940 --> 00:59:39.920 Why did he come? 957 00:59:39.940 --> 00:59:41.280 To see. 958 00:59:41.980 --> 00:59:46.159 Why did he see? To overcome. To whom came he? 959 00:59:46.679 --> 00:59:49.000 To the beggar. What saw he? 960 00:59:49.579 --> 00:59:50.199 The beggar. 961 00:59:50.800 --> 00:59:51.800 Who overcame he? 962 00:59:52.340 --> 00:59:53.000 The beggar. 963 00:59:53.860 --> 00:59:57.750 The conclusion is victory. On whose side? The king's. 964 00:59:58.780 --> 01:00:02.940 The captive is enraged. On whose side? The beggar's. 965 01:00:04.000 --> 01:00:05.840 The catastrophe is a nuptial. 966 01:00:06.400 --> 01:00:10.940 On whose side? The king's. No, on both in one 967 01:00:11.460 --> 01:00:15.159 or one in both. I am the king, for so 968 01:00:15.199 --> 01:00:21.769 stands the comparison. Thou the beggar, for so witnesses thy loneliness. 969 01:00:22.590 --> 01:00:24.050 Shall I command thy love? 970 01:00:24.750 --> 01:00:25.190 I may. 971 01:00:25.809 --> 01:00:27.309 Shall I enforce thy love? 972 01:00:28.030 --> 01:00:28.510 I could. 973 01:00:29.280 --> 01:00:33.480 Shall I entreat thy love? I will. What shalt thou 974 01:00:33.539 --> 01:00:41.230 exchange for rags, robes, for tittles, titles for thyself? Me. Thus, 975 01:00:41.489 --> 01:00:44.929 expecting thy reply, I profane my lips on thy foot, 976 01:00:45.510 --> 01:00:48.909 my eyes on thy picture, and my heart on thy 977 01:00:48.929 --> 01:00:53.699 every part. Thine in the dearest design of industry, Don 978 01:00:53.820 --> 01:00:59.230 Adriano de Armado. Thou dost thou hear the Nemean lion roar, 979 01:00:59.710 --> 01:01:03.829 Gainst thee, thou lamb, that standest as his prey. So 980 01:01:03.849 --> 01:01:07.909 Micephal is princely feed before, And he from forage will 981 01:01:07.949 --> 01:01:12.329 incline to play. But if thou strive, poor soul, what 982 01:01:12.449 --> 01:01:17.460 art thou then? Food for his rage, repassure for his den. 983 01:01:18.219 --> 01:01:20.940 What plume of feathers is he that indited this letter? 984 01:01:20.960 --> 01:01:25.139 What vein, what weathercock? Did you ever hear better? 985 01:01:25.800 --> 01:01:28.679 I am much deceived, but I remember the style. 986 01:01:29.059 --> 01:01:31.750 Else your memory is bad, going over it a while. 987 01:01:31.769 --> 01:01:36.670 This armada is a Spaniard that keeps here in court. 988 01:01:37.230 --> 01:01:41.019 A fantisime, a monarca, a woman makes sport to the 989 01:01:41.079 --> 01:01:42.380 prince and his bookmates. 990 01:01:43.280 --> 01:01:46.559 Zaufello, a word. Who gave thee this letter? 991 01:01:47.269 --> 01:01:49.510 I told you, my lord. 992 01:01:50.010 --> 01:01:51.369 To whom shouldst thou give it? 993 01:01:52.030 --> 01:01:54.289 From my lord to my lady. 994 01:01:54.829 --> 01:01:56.610 From which lord to which lady? 995 01:01:57.150 --> 01:02:00.530 From my lord Biroon, a good master of mine, to 996 01:02:00.590 --> 01:02:03.230 a lady of France that he called Rosaline. 997 01:02:03.730 --> 01:02:07.449 Thou hast mistaken his letter. Come, lords, away. 998 01:02:08.030 --> 01:02:09.010 To Rosaline. 999 01:02:09.630 --> 01:02:13.250 Ere, sweet, put up this. T'will be zine another. 1000 01:02:13.269 --> 01:02:15.889 Exeunt,

princess, and train. 1001 01:02:16.599 --> 01:02:19.019 Who is the suitor? Who is the suitor? 1002 01:02:19.679 --> 01:02:23.460 Shall I teach you to know? I, my continental musee. 1003 01:02:24.019 --> 01:02:27.619 Why, she that bears the bow, finely put off. 1004 01:02:28.179 --> 01:02:31.079 My lady goes to kill horns. But if thou marry, 1005 01:02:31.420 --> 01:02:34.559 hang me by thy neck, if horns that year miscarry, 1006 01:02:35.139 --> 01:02:36.039 finely put on. 1007 01:02:36.519 --> 01:02:38.659 Well, then, I am the suitor. 1008 01:02:39.139 --> 01:02:40.590 And who is your dear? 1009 01:02:41.119 --> 01:02:44.590 If we choose by the horns, yourself come not near. 1010 01:02:45.280 --> 01:02:46.739 Finally put on, indeed. 1011 01:02:47.179 --> 01:02:50.820 You still wrangle with her, boyette, and she strikes at 1012 01:02:50.889 --> 01:02:54.570 the brow. But she herself is eight lower. Have I 1013 01:02:54.590 --> 01:02:55.230 hit her now? 1014 01:02:55.789 --> 01:02:58.989 Shall I come upon thee with an old saying that 1015 01:02:59.050 --> 01:03:01.989 was a man when King Pepin of France was a 1016 01:03:02.030 --> 01:03:04.559 little boy as touching the hit-hit? 1017 01:03:05.099 --> 01:03:07.760 So I may answer thee with one as old. That 1018 01:03:07.780 --> 01:03:10.219 was a woman when Queen Guinevere of Britain was a 1019 01:03:10.239 --> 01:03:12.239 little wench as touching the hit-hit. 1020 01:03:12.670 --> 01:03:15.530 Thou canst not hit it, hit it, hit it. Thou 1021 01:03:15.570 --> 01:03:17.239 canst not hit it, my good man. 1022 01:03:17.260 --> 01:03:21.159 And I cannot, cannot, cannot, and I cannot another can. 1023 01:03:21.940 --> 01:03:27.139 Exeunt Rosaline and Catherine By my troth, most pleasant, how 1024 01:03:27.320 --> 01:03:31.480 both did fit it. A mark marvellous well shot, for 1025 01:03:31.500 --> 01:03:32.900 they both did hit it. 1026 01:03:33.440 --> 01:03:37.199 A mark! Oh, mark, what that mark! Ha, ha, ha, 1027 01:03:37.489 --> 01:03:40.349 a mark, says my lady. Let the mark have a 1028 01:03:40.409 --> 01:03:42.590 pricking to meet at, if it may be. 1029 01:03:43.110 --> 01:03:48.030 Why, the bow-hand, if it, your hand is out. Indeed, 1030 01:03:48.050 --> 01:03:50.909 I must shoot nearer, or he'll near hit the clout. 1031 01:03:51.530 --> 01:03:53.840 And if my hand be out, then be like your 1032 01:03:53.880 --> 01:03:54.480 hand is in. 1033 01:03:55.039 --> 01:03:59.239 Then will she get the upshoot by cleaving the pin. Come, come, 1034 01:03:59.599 --> 01:04:03.619 you talk a greasy lee. Your lips grow foul. She's 1035 01:04:03.679 --> 01:04:07.039 too hard for you at prick, sir. Challenge her to bowl. 1036 01:04:07.059 --> 01:04:11.739 I fear too much rubbing. Good night, my good Harold. 1037 01:04:12.420 --> 01:04:17.099 Exeunt, Boyette, and Maria, by my soul a swain, a 1038 01:04:17.579 --> 01:04:21.860 most simple clown. Lord, Lord, how the ladies and I have. 1039 01:04:21.840 --> 01:04:22.800 Put him down. 1040 01:04:22.820 --> 01:04:28.210 O my truth, most sweet jests, most incony vulgar wit, 1041 01:04:28.690 --> 01:04:32.670 when it comes so smoothly off, so obscenely, as it 1042 01:04:32.730 --> 01:04:37.670 were so fit. Amado, on the one side, a most 1043 01:04:37.869 --> 01:04:41.260 dainty man, to see him walk before a lady, and 1044 01:04:41.280 --> 01:04:45.119 to bear her fan, to see him kiss his hand, 1045 01:04:45.519 --> 01:04:49.280 and how most sweetly I will swear, and his page 1046 01:04:49.300 --> 01:04:54.429 at other side, that handful of wit. Ah, heavens, it 1047 01:04:54.670 --> 01:04:56.550 is a most pathetical nit. 1048 01:04:57.289 --> 01:04:58.730 Sola, sola! 1049 01:04:59.489 --> 01:05:05.739 Shout within. Exit cost hard running. Scene two. The same. 1050 01:05:06.559 --> 01:05:09.719 Enter Holophanes, Sir Nathaniel and Dole. 1051 01:05:10.659 --> 01:05:15.969 'very reverend sport, truly, and done in the testimony of 1052 01:05:15.989 --> 01:05:17.369 a good conscience. 1053 01:05:17.389 --> 01:05:21.969 The deer was, as you know, sanguis, in blood, ripe 1054 01:05:22.250 --> 01:05:25.289 as the palm-water,' who now haggeth like a jewel in 1055 01:05:25.349 --> 01:05:28.800 the air of Coelho, the sky, the welkin, the heaven,' 1056 01:05:28.610 --> 01:05:32.300 and anon falleth like a crab on the face of Terra, 1057 01:05:32.500 --> 01:05:34.440 the soil, the land, the earth. 1058 01:05:35.079 --> 01:05:40.159 Truly, master, all orphanies, the epithets are sweetly varied, like 1059 01:05:40.219 --> 01:05:45.280 a scholar at the least. But, sir, I assure you, 1060 01:05:45.760 --> 01:05:48.300 it was the buck of the first head. 1061 01:05:49.070 --> 01:05:51.349 Sir Nathaniel Hodcredo. 1062 01:05:51.869 --> 01:05:54.449 T'was not a Hodcredo, t'was a Prickett. 1063 01:05:55.090 --> 01:06:00.230 Most barbarous intimation, yet a kind of insinuation, as it were, 1064 01:06:00.510 --> 01:06:05.599 in fear. way of explication, facare, as it were, replication, 1065 01:06:05.980 --> 01:06:11.300 or rather ostentare, to show, as it were, his inclination, 1066 01:06:11.659 --> 01:06:16.230 after his undressed, unpolished, uneducated, unpruned, untrained, or rather unlettered, 1067 01:06:16.329 --> 01:06:21.170 or ratherest, unconfirmed fashion, to insert again my hod credo 1068 01:06:21.530 --> 01:06:22.190 for a deer. 1069 01:06:22.809 --> 01:06:25.610 I said the deer was not a hod credo. Twas 1070 01:06:25.710 --> 01:06:26.230 a pricket. 1071 01:06:26.829 --> 01:06:32.019 Twice said simplicity, bis coctis. O thou monster ignorant, how 1072 01:06:32.099 --> 01:06:34.050 deformed dost thou look? 1073 01:06:34.550 --> 01:06:38.010 Sir, he hath never fed with the dainties that are 1074 01:06:38.070 --> 01:06:41.090 bred in a book. He hath not ate paper, as 1075 01:06:41.170 --> 01:06:44.969 it were. He hath not drunk ink. His intellect is 1076 01:06:45.030 --> 01:06:50.309 not replenished. He is only an

animal, only sensible in 1077 01:06:50.469 --> 01:06:53.960 the duller parts. And such better implants are set before 1078 01:06:54.039 --> 01:06:57.880 us that we thankful should be, which we of taste 1079 01:06:57.940 --> 01:07:01.840 and feeling are. for those parts that do fructify in 1080 01:07:01.960 --> 01:07:05.780 us more than ye. For as it would ill become 1081 01:07:05.820 --> 01:07:09.829 me to be vain, indiscreet, or a fool, so were 1082 01:07:09.869 --> 01:07:13.170 there a patch, said old learning, to see him in 1083 01:07:13.190 --> 01:07:17.010 a school. But only when he is the eye, being 1084 01:07:17.050 --> 01:07:21.010 of an old father's mind, many can brook the weather 1085 01:07:21.070 --> 01:07:22.750 that love not the wind. 1086 01:07:23.789 --> 01:07:26.610 You two are bookmen. Can you tell me by your 1087 01:07:26.679 --> 01:07:29.760 wit what a month old at Cain's birth that's not 1088 01:07:29.820 --> 01:07:31.300 five weeks old as yet? 1089 01:07:31.980 --> 01:07:35.280 Dictina, good man, dull. Dictina, good man, dull. 1090 01:07:36.000 --> 01:07:37.199 What is dictina? 1091 01:07:37.760 --> 01:07:41.579 A title to Phoebe, to Luna, to the moon. 1092 01:07:42.300 --> 01:07:45.500 The moon was a month old when Adam was no more, 1093 01:07:46.099 --> 01:07:49.409 and wrought not to five weeks when he came to 1094 01:07:49.489 --> 01:07:52.849 five score, the illusion holds in the exchange. 1095 01:07:53.489 --> 01:07:56.909 Tis true indeed. The collision holds in the exchange. 1096 01:07:57.550 --> 01:08:04.460 God comfort thy capacity. I say the allusion holds in 1097 01:08:04.480 --> 01:08:05.280 the exchange. 1098 01:08:05.739 --> 01:08:08.940 And I say the pollution holds in the exchange, for 1099 01:08:08.980 --> 01:08:11.199 the moon is never but a month old. And I 1100 01:08:11.260 --> 01:08:14.829 say beside that, t'was a pricket that the princess killed. 1101 01:08:15.570 --> 01:08:20.840 Sand of sand. Will you hear an extemporal epitaph on 1102 01:08:20.880 --> 01:08:24.319 the death of the deer, and, to humour the ignorant, 1103 01:08:24.659 --> 01:08:28.199 call I the deer the princess killed a cricket? 1104 01:08:28.880 --> 01:08:35.029 Perge, good master Holofnese, perge. So we shall please you 1105 01:08:35.090 --> 01:08:36.770 to abrogate scurrility. 1106 01:08:37.569 --> 01:08:41.270 I will something affect the letter for it argues facility. 1107 01:08:41.289 --> 01:08:41.409 He he. 1108 01:08:43.890 --> 01:08:46.859 The prayful princess pierced and pricked a pretty pleasing cricket. 1109 01:08:47.159 --> 01:08:49.119 Some say a saw, but not a saw, till now 1110 01:08:49.159 --> 01:08:52.079 made saw with shooting. The dogs did yell, put L 1111 01:08:52.119 --> 01:08:55.149 to saw, then sorrow jumps from thicket, or prick at saw, 1112 01:08:55.270 --> 01:08:58.680 or else saw L, that people fall a-hooting. 1113 01:08:58.689 --> 01:09:00.760 1114 01:09:00.779 --> 01:09:04.300 1115 01:09:04.439 --> 01:09:06.800 . 1116 01:09:06.779 --> 01:09:07.500 1117 01:09:07.520 --> 01:09:08.659 1118 01:09:08.680 --> 01:09:09.300 1119 01:09:09.319 --> 01:09:10.079 1120 01:09:10.100 --> 01:09:11.560 1121 01:09:11.579 --> 01:09:12.220 . 1122 01:09:12.680 --> 01:09:13.460 1123 01:09:13.479 --> 01:09:14.579 . 1124 01:09:17.819 --> 01:09:21.729 This is a gift that I have, simple, simple, a 1125 01:09:21.810 --> 01:09:28.010 foolish extravagant spirit, full of forms, figures, shapes, objects, ideas, apprehensions, motions, revolutions. 1126 01:09:28.449 --> 01:09:31.770 These are begotten at the ventricle of memory, nourished to 1127 01:09:31.800 --> 01:09:35.159 the womb of pure matter, and delivered upon the mellowing 1128 01:09:35.239 --> 01:09:38.659 of occasion. But the gift is good in those in 1129 01:09:38.720 --> 01:09:41.529 whom it is acute, and I am thankful for it. 1130 01:09:44.560 --> 01:09:48.369 Sir i praise the lord for you and so may 1131 01:09:48.409 --> 01:09:52.010 my parishioners for their sons are well tutored by you 1132 01:09:52.390 --> 01:09:56.970 and their daughters profit very greatly under you you are 1133 01:09:57.010 --> 01:09:59.829 a good member of the commonwealth. 1134 01:09:59.979 --> 01:10:04.220 Mehekli if their sons be ingenuous they shall want no 1135 01:10:04.300 --> 01:10:08.239 instruction if their daughters be capable i will put it 1136 01:10:08.300 --> 01:10:15.130 to them but a sole feminine saluteth. 1137 01:10:14.600 --> 01:10:18.899 Us enter jackanetta and costard go give you. 1138 01:10:18.800 --> 01:10:24.659 Good morrow master parson master parson quasi person and if 1139 01:10:24.760 --> 01:10:27.079 one shall be pierced which is the. 1140 01:10:27.100 --> 01:10:32.500 One marry master schoolmaster he that is likest to a hogshead. 1141 01:10:32.750 --> 01:10:35.909 Piercing a honk said a good luster of conceit in 1142 01:10:35.949 --> 01:10:38.800 a turf of earth fire enough for a flint pearl 1143 01:10:38.859 --> 01:10:41.699 enough for a swine tis pretty it is. 1144 01:10:41.680 --> 01:10:45.380 Well good master parson be so good as to read 1145 01:10:45.420 --> 01:10:48.600 me this letter it was given me by costard and 1146 01:10:48.680 --> 01:10:52.659 sent me from don armado i beseech you read it. 1147 01:10:53.340 --> 01:10:58.750 Faste, precordio, lida, quanto, picos, abdi, sabambro, rubanat, and so forth. Ah, 1148 01:10:58.810 --> 01:11:01.789 good old Manchuwin, I may speak of thee as the 1149 01:11:01.850 --> 01:11:07.359 traveller doth of Venice. Venetia, Venetia, chai, non te vede, 1150 01:11:07.460 --> 01:11:13.079 non te prescia. Old Manchuwin, old Manchuwin, who understandeth thee not, 1151 01:11:13.159 --> 01:11:18.529 loves thee not. But, Fressola, my friend, under pardon sir 1152 01:11:18.550 --> 01:11:21.949 what are the contents or rather as horace says in 1153 01:11:22.010 --> 01:11:25.060

his what my soul verses. 1154 01:11:25.340 --> 01:11:28.340 Ay sir and very loaded. 1155 01:11:28.619 --> 01:11:34.310 Let me hear a stuff a stanza a verse legge domine. 1156 01:11:34.170 --> 01:11:35.949 Nathaniel reads. 1157 01:11:38.560 --> 01:11:43.289 If love make me forsworn, how shall I swear to love? Ah, 1158 01:11:44.770 --> 01:11:49.590 never faith could hold if not to beauty vowed. Though 1159 01:11:49.630 --> 01:11:55.220 to myself forsworn, to thee I'll faithful prove. Those thoughts 1160 01:11:55.300 --> 01:12:00.569 to me were oaks, to thee like osiers bowed. Study 1161 01:12:00.670 --> 01:12:05.300 his biased leaves, and make his book thine eyes, where 1162 01:12:05.479 --> 01:12:10.579 all those pleasures live that art would comprehend. If knowledge 1163 01:12:10.659 --> 01:12:15.140 be the mark, to know thee shall suffice, where learned 1164 01:12:15.220 --> 01:12:18.970 is that tongue that well can thee commend, all ignorant 1165 01:12:19.029 --> 01:12:22.399 that soul that sees thee without wonder. which is to 1166 01:12:22.439 --> 01:12:26.680 me some praise that I thy parts admire. Thy eye, 1167 01:12:26.779 --> 01:12:31.560 Jove's lightning bears, thy voice is dreadful thunder, which not 1168 01:12:31.600 --> 01:12:36.409 to anger bent is music and sweet fire. Celestial as 1169 01:12:36.449 --> 01:12:41.050 thou art, O pardon love this wrong, that sings heaven's 1170 01:12:41.149 --> 01:12:43.890 praise with such an earthly tongue. 1171 01:12:44.649 --> 01:12:47.770 You find not the apostrophes, and so miss the accent. 1172 01:12:48.130 --> 01:12:53.289 Let me supervise the cantonet. Here are only numbers ratified, 1173 01:12:53.350 --> 01:12:58.289 but for the elegancy, vicinity, and golden cadence of poetry, Carrot, 1174 01:12:58.930 --> 01:13:02.329 Ovidius Neso was the man, and why, indeed, Neso, but 1175 01:13:02.390 --> 01:13:06.260 for spinning out for the audacious flowers of fancy, the 1176 01:13:06.340 --> 01:13:10.850 jerks of invention. Imitare is nothing. So doth the hound 1177 01:13:10.890 --> 01:13:16.390 his master, the apis-keeper, the tiger-horse his rider. But, double-seller virgin, 1178 01:13:16.590 --> 01:13:18.149 was this directed to you? 1179 01:13:18.170 --> 01:13:23.050 Aye, sir, from one Monsieur Booroon, one of the strange 1180 01:13:23.130 --> 01:13:24.090 queen's lords. 1181 01:13:24.770 --> 01:13:30.229 I will overglance the superscript. To the snow-white hand of 1182 01:13:30.260 --> 01:13:35.800 the most beauteous Lady Rosaline. I will look again on 1183 01:13:35.819 --> 01:13:38.520 the intellect of the letter for the domination of the party, 1184 01:13:38.560 --> 01:13:42.720 writing to the person written unto. Your Ladyship's in all 1185 01:13:42.779 --> 01:13:48.340 desired employment, Baroon. Saint Nathaniel, this Baroon is one of 1186 01:13:48.380 --> 01:13:50.720 the votaries with the King, and here he hath framed 1187 01:13:50.779 --> 01:13:53.659 a letter to a secret of the stranger

Queens, which accidentally, 1188 01:13:53.699 --> 01:13:57.199 or by the way of progression, hath miscarried. Trip and go, 1189 01:13:57.239 --> 01:14:01.649 my sweet. Deliver this paper into the royal hand of 1190 01:14:01.729 --> 01:14:05.829 the King. It may concern much. Stand up, I compliment. 1191 01:14:06.050 --> 01:14:07.170 I forgive my duty. 1192 01:14:07.409 --> 01:14:07.729 Adieu. 1193 01:14:08.210 --> 01:14:12.310 Good Costard, go with me. Sir, God save your life. 1194 01:14:12.939 --> 01:14:17.260 Have with thee, my girl. Exeunt Costard and Jaconetta. 1195 01:14:17.880 --> 01:14:21.260 Sir, you have done this in the fear of God, 1196 01:14:21.500 --> 01:14:27.869 very religiously, and as a certain father says... Sir, tell 1197 01:14:27.890 --> 01:14:31.050 me not of the father. I do fear colourable colours. 1198 01:14:31.640 --> 01:14:33.880 But to return to the verses, did they please you, 1199 01:14:34.060 --> 01:14:39.050 Sir Nathaniel? marvellous well for the pen. 1200 01:14:39.649 --> 01:14:42.609 I do dine to-day at the father's of a certain 1201 01:14:42.670 --> 01:14:46.289 pupil of mine where if before repast it shall please 1202 01:14:46.310 --> 01:14:49.630 you to gratify the table with a grace i will 1203 01:14:49.810 --> 01:14:52.550 on my privilege i have with the parents of the 1204 01:14:52.609 --> 01:14:57.329 foresaid child or pupil undertake your benvenuto where i will 1205 01:14:57.390 --> 01:15:02.479 prove those verses to be very unlearned neither savouring of 1206 01:15:02.579 --> 01:15:06.739 poetry wit nor invention I beseech your society. 1207 01:15:07.300 --> 01:15:12.180 And thank you, too, for society, says the text, is 1208 01:15:12.460 --> 01:15:13.979 the happiness of life. 1209 01:15:14.739 --> 01:15:17.819 And so it is. The text, most infallibly, concludes it. 1210 01:15:18.380 --> 01:15:19.020 Too dull. 1211 01:15:19.760 --> 01:15:22.699 Sir, I do invite you, too. You shall not say 1212 01:15:22.760 --> 01:15:26.659 me nay, porco verba. Away, the gentles are at their game, 1213 01:15:27.140 --> 01:15:29.119 and we will to our recreation. 1214 01:15:29.800 --> 01:15:35.239 Exeunt Scene 3 The Same Enter Baroon with a paper. 1215 01:15:36.000 --> 01:15:39.880 The king, he is hunting the deer. I am coursing myself. 1216 01:15:40.520 --> 01:15:44.109 They have pitched a toil. I am toiling in a pitch. 1217 01:15:44.770 --> 01:15:51.189 Pitch that defiles. Defile, a foul word. Well, set thee down, sorrow. 1218 01:15:51.989 --> 01:15:54.430 For so they say the fool said, and so say I, 1219 01:15:54.550 --> 01:15:59.060 and I the fool. Well proved, wit. By the Lord, 1220 01:15:59.069 --> 01:16:02.340 this love is as mad as Ajax. It kills sheep. 1221 01:16:03.479 --> 01:16:06.640 It kills me, I, a sheep, where I'll prove to 1222 01:16:06.680 --> 01:16:09.960 gain on my side. I will not love, if I 1223 01:16:10.199 --> 01:16:14.100 do hang me of faith, I will not. Oh, but 1224 01:16:14.119 --> 01:16:17.300 her eye! By this light, but for her eye, I 1225 01:16:17.399 --> 01:16:22.800 would not love her. Yes, for her two eyes. Well, 1226 01:16:22.840 --> 01:16:24.819 I do nothing in the world but lie and lie 1227 01:16:24.880 --> 01:16:29.079 on my throat. By heaven, I do love, and it 1228 01:16:29.119 --> 01:16:31.939 has taught me to rhyme and to be melancholy. and 1229 01:16:32.020 --> 01:16:37.909 here is part of my rhyme, and here my melancholy. Well, 1230 01:16:38.369 --> 01:16:41.390 she hath one of my sonnets already. The clown bore it, 1231 01:16:41.409 --> 01:16:44.630 the fool sent it, and the lady hath it. Sweet clown, 1232 01:16:45.149 --> 01:16:50.420 sweeter fool, sweetest lady. By the world, I would not 1233 01:16:50.479 --> 01:16:54.239 care a pin if the other three were in. Here 1234 01:16:54.300 --> 01:16:59.359 comes one with a paper. God, give him grace to groan. 1235 01:17:00.140 --> 01:17:03.420 STANDS ASIDE Enter the king with a paper. 1236 01:17:04.359 --> 01:17:04.979 Ay, me. 1237 01:17:05.930 --> 01:17:07.149 Baroon aside. 1238 01:17:07.949 --> 01:17:13.829 Shot by heaven. Proceed, sweet Cupid. Thou hast thumped him 1239 01:17:13.930 --> 01:17:18.930 with thy bird-bolt under the left pap in faith secrets. 1240 01:17:19.770 --> 01:17:20.810 King reads. 1241 01:17:21.729 --> 01:17:26.180 So sweet a kiss the golden sun gives not to 1242 01:17:26.220 --> 01:17:32.180 those fresh morning drops upon the rose. As thy eye-beams, 1243 01:17:32.739 --> 01:17:37.479 when their fresh rays have smote, The night of dew 1244 01:17:37.659 --> 01:17:44.279 that on my cheeks downflows, Nor shines the silver moon, 1245 01:17:45.060 --> 01:17:50.390 one half so bright, Through the transparent bosom of the deep, 1246 01:17:51.310 --> 01:17:56.649 As doth thy face, through tears of mine give light, 1247 01:17:57.659 --> 01:18:04.909 Thou shinest in every tear that I do weep. No 1248 01:18:05.010 --> 01:18:09.850 drop but as a coach doth carry thee, So ridest thou, 1249 01:18:10.390 --> 01:18:15.670 triumphing in my woe, Do but behold the tears that 1250 01:18:15.810 --> 01:18:21.609 swell in me, And they thy glory through my grief 1251 01:18:21.710 --> 01:18:28.640 will show. But do not love thyself, then thou wilt 1252 01:18:28.739 --> 01:18:34.989 keep my tears for glasses, and still make me weep. 1253 01:18:36.569 --> 01:18:43.010 O queen of queens, how far dost thou excel? No 1254 01:18:43.149 --> 01:18:47.979 thought can think, nor tongue of mortal tell. 1255 01:18:48.000 --> 01:18:48.060 Ah. 1256 01:18:50.020 --> 01:18:54.239 How shall she know my griefs? Ah, I'll drop the paper. 1257 01:18:55.359 --> 01:18:59.140 Sweet leaves shade folly. Who is he comes here? 1258 01:18:59.899 --> 01:19:01.779 Steps aside. What? 1259 01:19:02.380 --> 01:19:06.229 Long of heel and reading. Listen here. 1260 01:19:07.270 --> 01:19:10.109 Now in thy likeness one more fool appear. 1261 01:19:10.750 --> 01:19:12.470 Into Longaville with a paper. 1262

01:19:12.489 --> 01:19:15.899 Ay, me, I am forsworn. 1263 01:19:16.720 --> 01:19:19.239 Why, he comes in like a perjurer, wearing papers. 1264 01:19:19.899 --> 01:19:23.539 In love, I hope. Sweet fellowship in shame. 1265 01:19:24.300 --> 01:19:26.430 One drunkard loves another of the name. 1266 01:19:26.439 --> 01:19:29.569 Am I the first that hath been perjured so? 1267 01:19:30.170 --> 01:19:33.550 I could put thee in comfort, not by two that 1268 01:19:33.630 --> 01:19:38.170 I know. Thou makest the triumviry, the corner cap of society, 1269 01:19:38.529 --> 01:19:42.229 the shape of love's tiburn that hangs up simplicity. 1270 01:19:42.989 --> 01:19:45.609 I fear these stubborn lines lack power to move. O 1271 01:19:46.710 --> 01:19:51.449 sweet Maria, empress of my love, these numbers I will 1272 01:19:51.489 --> 01:19:53.229 tear and write in prose. 1273 01:19:54.069 --> 01:19:58.579 O rhymes are guards on wanting Cupid's hose. Disfigure not 1274 01:19:58.659 --> 01:19:59.359 his slop. 1275 01:20:00.020 --> 01:20:01.300 This same shall go. 1276 01:20:01.319 --> 01:20:01.420 Reads. 1277 01:20:02.119 --> 01:20:02.319 Ahem. 1278 01:20:04.680 --> 01:20:09.000 Did not the heavenly rhetoric of thine eye, against whom 1279 01:20:09.039 --> 01:20:14.260 the world cannot hold argument, persuade my heart to this 1280 01:20:14.460 --> 01:20:22.220 false perjury? Vows for thee broke deserve not punishment. A 1281 01:20:22.300 --> 01:20:28.250 woman I foreswore, but I will prove, thou being a goddess... 1282 01:20:28.770 --> 01:20:34.840 I foreswore not thee. My vow was earthly, thou a 1283 01:20:34.920 --> 01:20:42.199 heavenly love. Thy grace being gained cures all disgrace in me. 1284 01:20:43.130 --> 01:20:47.810 Vows are but breath, and breath a vapor is. Then thou, 1285 01:20:48.229 --> 01:20:52.970 fair sun, which on my earth does shine, exhales this 1286 01:20:53.090 --> 01:20:58.250 vapor vow, in thee it is. If broken, then it 1287 01:20:58.390 --> 01:21:02.699 is no fault of mine. If by me broke, what 1288 01:21:02.859 --> 01:21:06.920 fool is not so wise to lose an oath to 1289 01:21:07.000 --> 01:21:08.920 win a paradise? 1290 01:21:09.680 --> 01:21:12.600 This is the liver vein, which makes flesh a deity, 1291 01:21:13.239 --> 01:21:18.909 a green goose a goddess. Pure, pure idolatry. God amend us, 1292 01:21:19.130 --> 01:21:21.890 God amend. We are much out of the way. 1293 01:21:22.449 --> 01:21:23.810 By whom shall I send this? 1294 01:21:24.529 --> 01:21:25.680 Company, stay. 1295 01:21:26.399 --> 01:21:27.279 Steps aside. 1296 01:21:27.939 --> 01:21:30.869 All hid, all hid, an old infant play, like a 1297 01:21:30.970 --> 01:21:34.189 demigod here set I in the sky, and wretched fool's 1298 01:21:34.250 --> 01:21:39.529 secrets heedfully o'er I. More sacks to the mill. Oh, heavens, 1299 01:21:39.630 --> 01:21:40.550 I have my wish. 1300 01:21:41.270 --> 01:21:42.840 Enter Domain with a paper. 1301 01:21:43.529 --> 01:21:47.800 Domain

transformed. Four woodcocks in a dish. 1302 01:21:48.640 --> 01:21:50.420 Oh, most divine, Kate. 1303 01:21:51.279 --> 01:21:53.890 O most profane coxcomb! 1304 01:21:54.369 --> 01:21:57.369 By heaven, the wonder in a mortal eye! 1305 01:21:58.170 --> 01:22:00.670 By earth she is not, corporal, there you lie. 1306 01:22:00.689 --> 01:22:04.670 Her amber hairs for fowl hath amber quoted. 1307 01:22:04.689 --> 01:22:07.789 An amber-coloured raven was well noted. 1308 01:22:08.270 --> 01:22:09.869 As upright as the cedar. 1309 01:22:10.600 --> 01:22:14.439 Stoop i say her shoulder is with child as fair 1310 01:22:14.520 --> 01:22:17.560 as day aye as some days but then no sun 1311 01:22:17.600 --> 01:22:19.380 must shine oh. 1312 01:22:19.319 --> 01:22:23.460 That i had my wish and i had mine and 1313 01:22:23.760 --> 01:22:24.760 i mine too. 1314 01:22:24.659 --> 01:22:29.340 Good lord amen so i had mine is not that 1315 01:22:29.380 --> 01:22:30.300 a good word. 1316 01:22:30.760 --> 01:22:33.939 I would forget her but a fever she reigns in 1317 01:22:34.000 --> 01:22:37.069 my blood and will remembered be. 1318 01:22:37.390 --> 01:22:41.470 A fever in your blood Why, then incision would let 1319 01:22:41.510 --> 01:22:43.869 her out in saucers, sweet Miss Prision. 1320 01:22:44.630 --> 01:22:48.310 Once more I'll read the ode that I have writ. 1321 01:22:49.050 --> 01:22:51.789 Once more I'll mark how love can vary wit. 1322 01:22:52.390 --> 01:22:57.630 Domain reads. On a day, alack the day, love whose 1323 01:22:57.770 --> 01:23:03.050 month this ever may, Spied a blossom passing fair, playing 1324 01:23:03.390 --> 01:23:07.670 in the wanton air. through the velvet leaves the wind 1325 01:23:08.270 --> 01:23:12.829 all unseen can passage find that the lover sick to 1326 01:23:12.869 --> 01:23:18.619 death wish himself the heaven's breath ere quoth he thy 1327 01:23:18.720 --> 01:23:24.939 cheeks may blow ere would i might triumph so but 1328 01:23:25.000 --> 01:23:28.439 alack my hand is sworn ne'er to pluck thee from 1329 01:23:28.539 --> 01:23:34.039 thy thorn thou alack for youth unbeat youth so apt 1330 01:23:34.199 --> 01:23:38.140 to pluck a sweet Do not call it sin in 1331 01:23:38.220 --> 01:23:42.920 me that I am forsworn for thee. Thou for whom 1332 01:23:43.460 --> 01:23:49.510 Jove would swear, Juno but in Aethiope were, And denying 1333 01:23:49.729 --> 01:23:55.710 self for Jove, turning mortal for thy love. This will 1334 01:23:55.829 --> 01:23:59.529 I send, and something else more plain, That shall express 1335 01:23:59.609 --> 01:24:04.640 my true love's thirsting pain. O would the king, Berun 1336 01:24:04.699 --> 01:24:10.760 and Longaville were lovers too, ill to example ill would 1337 01:24:10.859 --> 01:24:15.640 from my forehead wipe a perjured note for none offend 1338 01:24:15.699 --> 01:24:21.960 where all alike do dote longerville advancing domain thy love 1339 01:24:22.060 --> 01:24:27.619 is far from charity that in love's grief desirest society. 1340 01:24:27.659 --> 01:24:31.300 You may look pale but i should blush i know 1341 01:24:31.619 --> 01:24:36.939 to be overheard and take a napping soul King advancing. 1342 01:24:37.739 --> 01:24:39.500 Come, sir, you blush. 1343 01:24:40.020 --> 01:24:43.460 As his your case is such, you chide at him, 1344 01:24:43.479 --> 01:24:45.680 offending twice as much. 1345 01:24:46.239 --> 01:24:50.699 You do not love Maria Longaville, did never sonnet for 1346 01:24:50.800 --> 01:24:55.800 her sake compile, nor never lay his wreathed arms athwart, 1347 01:24:56.319 --> 01:25:00.489 his loving bosom to keep down his heart. i have 1348 01:25:00.529 --> 01:25:04.909 been closely shrouded in this bush and marked you both 1349 01:25:05.369 --> 01:25:10.270 and for you both did blush i heard your guilty 1350 01:25:10.409 --> 01:25:16.079 rhymes observed your fashion saw sighs rake from you noted 1351 01:25:16.180 --> 01:25:21.359 well your passion ay me says one o jove the 1352 01:25:21.439 --> 01:25:26.869 other cries one her hair were gold crystal the other's 1353 01:25:27.250 --> 01:25:31.729 eyes to longueville you would for paradise break faith. 1354 01:25:31.590 --> 01:25:35.510 And troth to dumain and jove for your. 1355 01:25:35.250 --> 01:25:40.560 Love would infringe an oath what would berune say when 1356 01:25:40.680 --> 01:25:46.119 that shall he hear faith infringed with such zeal did 1357 01:25:46.220 --> 01:25:50.260 swear how he will scorn how he will spend his 1358 01:25:50.359 --> 01:25:54.130 wit how he will triumph leap and laugh at it 1359 01:25:54.670 --> 01:25:57.989 for all the wealth that ever i did see i 1360 01:25:58.069 --> 01:26:01.210 would not have him know so much by me. 1361 01:26:01.670 --> 01:26:07.489 Now step i forth to whip hypocrisy advancing ah good 1362 01:26:07.569 --> 01:26:11.609 my liege i pray thee pardon me good heart what 1363 01:26:11.800 --> 01:26:14.859 grace hast thou thus to reprove these worms for loving 1364 01:26:14.899 --> 01:26:18.890 that art most in love Your eyes do make no couches, 1365 01:26:19.289 --> 01:26:22.760 and your tears there is no certain princess that appears. 1366 01:26:23.260 --> 01:26:27.000 You'll not be perjured. Tis a hateful thing. Tash none 1367 01:26:27.060 --> 01:26:32.899 but minstrels like of sonneting. But are you not ashamed? Nay, 1368 01:26:33.039 --> 01:26:35.710 are you not, all three of you, to be thus 1369 01:26:35.869 --> 01:26:40.350 much o'ershot? You found his moat. The king your moat 1370 01:26:40.409 --> 01:26:43.750 did see. But I, a bean, do find in each 1371 01:26:43.789 --> 01:26:48.470 of three. Oh, what a seed of foolery have I seen, 1372 01:26:49.010 --> 01:26:54.520 of sighs, of groans, of sorrow, and of teen. Oh, me, 1373 01:26:54.579 --> 01:26:57.800 with what strict patience have I sat to see a 1374 01:26:57.899 --> 01:27:02.659 king transform into a gnat, to see great Hercules whipping 1375 01:27:02.720 -->

01:27:07.569 a gig, and profound Solomon to toot a jig, and 1376 01:27:08.010 --> 01:27:12.689 Nestor play at pushpin with the boys, and critic Timon 1377 01:27:12.750 --> 01:27:17.930 laugh at idle toys. Where lies thy grief? O tell me, 1378 01:27:18.170 --> 01:27:23.090 good to me, and gentle Longaville, where lies thy pain? 1379 01:27:23.630 --> 01:27:26.619 And where my leisures? All about the breast. 1380 01:27:27.239 --> 01:27:28.460 A coddle, ho! 1381 01:27:28.479 --> 01:27:33.579 Too bitter is thy jest. Are we betrayed thus to 1382 01:27:33.619 --> 01:27:34.619 thy overview? 1383 01:27:35.279 --> 01:27:37.260 Not you to me, but I betrayed by you. I 1384 01:27:37.260 --> 01:27:41.449 that am honest, I that hold it sin to break 1385 01:27:41.489 --> 01:27:44.890 the vow I am engaged in. I am betrayed by 1386 01:27:44.979 --> 01:27:49.770 keeping company with men like you, men of inconstancy. When 1387 01:27:49.829 --> 01:27:53.289 shall you see me write a thing in rhyme, or 1388 01:27:53.350 --> 01:27:57.149 groan for love, or spend a minute's time in pruning me? 1389 01:27:57.609 --> 01:28:00.109 When shall you hear that I will praise a hand, 1390 01:28:00.189 --> 01:28:02.010 a foot, a face, an eye, a gait, a state, 1391 01:28:02.069 --> 01:28:03.970 a brow, a breast, a waist, a leg, a limb? 1392 01:28:04.329 --> 01:28:07.590 Soft, whither away so fast? A true man or a 1393 01:28:07.609 --> 01:28:09.069 thief that gallops so? 1394 01:28:09.529 --> 01:28:12.010 I post from love. Good lover, let me go. 1395 01:28:12.520 --> 01:28:15.100 Enter Jackanetta and Custard. 1396 01:28:15.600 --> 01:28:18.909 God bless the king. What present hast thou there? 1397 01:28:19.289 --> 01:28:20.569 Some certain treason. 1398 01:28:20.970 --> 01:28:22.390 What makes treason here? 1399 01:28:22.710 --> 01:28:24.210 Nay, it makes nothing, sir. 1400 01:28:24.710 --> 01:28:28.720 If it maw nothing, neither. The treason and you go 1401 01:28:28.800 --> 01:28:32.699 in peace away together. I beseech your grace, let this 1402 01:28:32.760 --> 01:28:38.569 letter be read. Our parson misdoubts it. T'was treason, he said. Berun, 1403 01:28:38.949 --> 01:28:39.630 read it o'er. 1404 01:28:40.109 --> 01:28:41.329 Giving him the paper. 1405 01:28:41.710 --> 01:28:44.670 Where haddest thou it? Of Custard. 1406 01:28:45.229 --> 01:28:47.140 Where haddest thou it? 1407 01:28:47.760 --> 01:28:50.600 Of Danadromadio. Danadromadio. 1408 01:28:51.220 --> 01:28:52.840 Berun tears the letter. 1409 01:28:52.859 --> 01:28:54.319 How now? 1410 01:28:54.659 --> 01:28:55.399 What is in you? 1411 01:28:55.920 --> 01:28:57.220 Why dost thou tear it? 1412 01:28:58.300 --> 01:29:02.479 A toy, my leisure toy. Your grace needs not fear it. 1413 01:29:02.500 --> 01:29:06.199 It did move him to passion, and therefore let's hear it. 1414 01:29:06.220 --> 01:29:11.810 It is Baroon's writing, and here is his name.'' Gathering 1415 01:29:11.869 --> 01:29:15.449 up the pieces. Baroon to Costard.'' Ah. 1416 01:29:15.489 --> 01:29:19.630 You horse and loggerhead! You were born to do me shame!' Guilty, 1417 01:29:19.750 --> 01:29:26.310 my lord, guilty, I confess, I confess. What? That you 1418 01:29:26.409 --> 01:29:30.880 three fools lacked me, fool, to make up the mess. He, he, 1419 01:29:30.949 --> 01:29:34.119 and you, and you, my liege, and I are pickpurses 1420 01:29:34.300 --> 01:29:38.760 in love, and we deserve to die. Oh, dismiss the audience, 1421 01:29:38.819 --> 01:29:39.979 and I shall tell you more. 1422 01:29:40.640 --> 01:29:42.199 No, the number is even. 1423 01:29:42.840 --> 01:29:46.510 True, true, we are four. Will these turtles be gone? 1424 01:29:46.520 --> 01:29:48.270 Heads says away. 1425 01:29:48.760 --> 01:29:51.579 Walk aside, the true folk, and let the traitors stay. 1426 01:29:52.260 --> 01:29:54.439 Exeunt Costard and Jaconetta. 1427 01:29:55.159 --> 01:30:02.130 Sweet lords, sweet lovers, O let us embrace. As true 1428 01:30:02.170 --> 01:30:05.289 we are as flesh and blood can be, The sea 1429 01:30:05.329 --> 01:30:09.489 will ebb and flow, heaven show his face. Young blood 1430 01:30:09.710 --> 01:30:13.079 doth not obey an old decree. We cannot cross the 1431 01:30:13.100 --> 01:30:16.880 cause why we were born. Therefore of all hands must 1432 01:30:16.920 --> 01:30:17.779 we be forsworn. 1433 01:30:18.609 --> 01:30:25.399 What, did these rent lines show some love of thine? 1434 01:30:26.260 --> 01:30:31.680 Did they, quoth you, who sees the heavenly Rosaline, that 1435 01:30:31.739 --> 01:30:34.989 like a rude and savage man of Ind, at the 1436 01:30:35.109 --> 01:30:39.510 first opening of the gorgeous east, bows not his vassal head, 1437 01:30:39.569 --> 01:30:43.390 and struck and blind kisses the base ground with obedient breast? 1438 01:30:44.329 --> 01:30:48.670 What peremptory eagle, sighted I, dares look upon the heaven 1439 01:30:48.689 --> 01:30:52.050 of her brow, that is not blinded by her majesty. 1440 01:30:52.989 --> 01:30:57.770 What zeal, what fury hath inspired thee now? My love, 1441 01:30:57.869 --> 01:31:02.489 her mistress, is a gracious moon. She is an attending star, 1442 01:31:02.850 --> 01:31:04.390 scarce seen alight. 1443 01:31:05.189 --> 01:31:09.050 My eyes are then no eyes, nor I baroon. Oh, 1444 01:31:10.270 --> 01:31:13.979 but for my love, day would turn to night. Of 1445 01:31:14.079 --> 01:31:17.539 all complexions the culled sovereignty do meet as at a 1446 01:31:17.619 --> 01:31:22.520 fair in her fair cheek, where several worthies make one dignity, 1447 01:31:23.100 --> 01:31:26.659 where nothing wants that want itself doth seek. Let me 1448 01:31:26.699 --> 01:31:32.489 the flourish of all gentle tongues. Fie, painted rhetoric! Oh, 1449 01:31:32.569 --> 01:31:36.510 she needs it not. To things of sale a seller's 1450 01:31:36.590 --> 01:31:42.689 praise belongs. She passes praise, and praise too short doth blot. 1451 01:31:43.579 --> 01:31:48.600 A

withered hermit, five-score winters worn, might shake off fifty 1452 01:31:48.689 --> 01:31:53.350 looking in her eye. Beauty doth varnish age as if newborn, 1453 01:31:53.810 --> 01:31:57.750 and gives the crutch the cradle's infancy. O, tis the 1454 01:31:57.909 --> 01:32:00.670 sun that maketh all things shine. 1455 01:32:01.510 --> 01:32:04.729 By heaven, thy love is black as ebony. 1456 01:32:05.449 --> 01:32:10.949 Is ebony like her? O wood divine, a wife of 1457 01:32:11.189 --> 01:32:15.359 such wood were felicity. Oh, who can give an oath? 1458 01:32:16.140 --> 01:32:19.600 Where is a book that I may swear beauty doth 1459 01:32:19.720 --> 01:32:22.680 beauty lack, if that she learn not of her eye 1460 01:32:22.720 --> 01:32:26.779 to look? No face is fair that is not full 1461 01:32:26.840 --> 01:32:27.460 so black. 1462 01:32:28.729 --> 01:32:32.670 Oh, paradox! Black is the badge of hell, the hue 1463 01:32:32.710 --> 01:32:36.649 of dungeons and the school of night, and beauty's crest 1464 01:32:36.710 --> 01:32:38.550 becomes the heaven's well. 1465 01:32:39.229 --> 01:32:43.000 Devil suitest tempt resembling spirits of light. Oh, if in 1466 01:32:43.100 --> 01:32:47.819 black my lady's brows be decked, it mourns that painting 1467 01:32:47.920 --> 01:32:51.970 and usurping hair should ravish doters with a false aspect. 1468 01:32:52.909 --> 01:32:57.090 And therefore is she born to make black fair. Her 1469 01:32:57.130 --> 01:32:59.890 favour turns the fashion of the days, but native blood 1470 01:32:59.949 --> 01:33:04.800 is counted painting now. And therefore red, that would avoid dispraise, 1471 01:33:04.899 --> 01:33:07.680 paints itself black to imitate her brow. 1472 01:33:08.279 --> 01:33:10.979 To look like her are chimney-sweepers black. 1473 01:33:11.529 --> 01:33:14.840 And since her time our colliers counted bright. 1474 01:33:15.560 --> 01:33:18.859 And Aethiops of their sweet complexions crack. 1475 01:33:19.239 --> 01:33:22.159 Dark needs no candles now, for dark is light. 1476 01:33:22.659 --> 01:33:25.720 Your mistresses, dear, never come in rain for fear their 1477 01:33:25.779 --> 01:33:27.460 colours should be washed away. 1478 01:33:28.000 --> 01:33:31.539 Were good yours did, for, sir, to tell you plain, 1479 01:33:32.079 --> 01:33:34.939 I'll find a fairer face not washed today. 1480 01:33:35.420 --> 01:33:38.760 I'll prove her fair, or talk till doomsday here. 1481 01:33:39.460 --> 01:33:43.100 No devil will fright thee then so much as she. 1482 01:33:44.199 --> 01:33:47.659 I never knew men hold vile stuff so dear. 1483 01:33:48.279 --> 01:33:51.539 Look, here's thy love, my foot and her face see. 1484 01:33:52.159 --> 01:33:55.220 Oh, if the streets were paved with thine eyes, her 1485 01:33:55.340 --> 01:33:58.050 feet were much too dainty for such tread. 1486 01:33:58.609 --> 01:34:02.409 Oh, vile, then as she goes what upward lies, the 1487 01:34:02.449 --> 01:34:05.590 street should see as she walked

overhead. 1488 01:34:06.609 --> 01:34:11.060 But what of this? Are we not all in love? 1489 01:34:11.560 --> 01:34:15.119 Nothing so sure, and thereby all forsworn. 1490 01:34:15.680 --> 01:34:21.060 Then leave this chat, and, good Berun, now prove our 1491 01:34:21.140 --> 01:34:25.350 loving lawful, and our faith not torn. 1492 01:34:26.100 --> 01:34:29.090 Ay, marry there, some flattery for this evil. 1493 01:34:29.590 --> 01:34:33.909 Oh, some authority how to proceed, some tricks, some quillets, 1494 01:34:33.989 --> 01:34:35.310 how to cheat the devil. 1495 01:34:35.729 --> 01:34:37.569 Some salve for perjury. 1496 01:34:38.180 --> 01:34:43.220 Tis more than need. Have at you, then, affections men-at-arms. 1497 01:34:44.100 --> 01:34:48.590 Consider what you first did swear unto, to fast, to study, 1498 01:34:49.329 --> 01:34:53.949 and to see no woman. Flat treason gainst the kingly 1499 01:34:54.010 --> 01:34:58.590 state of youth. Say, can you fast? Your stomachs are 1500 01:34:58.649 --> 01:35:04.100 too young, and abstinence engenders maladies. And where that you 1501 01:35:04.119 --> 01:35:07.060 have vowed to study, lords, in that each of you 1502 01:35:07.489 --> 01:35:11.680 have forsworn his book. Can you still dream and pour 1503 01:35:11.739 --> 01:35:15.439 and thereon look? For when would you, my lord, or you, 1504 01:35:15.460 --> 01:35:19.880 or you, have found the ground of study's excellence without 1505 01:35:19.960 --> 01:35:23.729 the beauty of a woman's face? From women's eyes this 1506 01:35:23.869 --> 01:35:28.770 doctrine I derive, they are the ground, the books, the academes. 1507 01:35:29.850 --> 01:35:35.000 From whence the spring, the true Promethean fire, while universal 1508 01:35:35.079 --> 01:35:38.729 plodding prisons up the nimble spirit of the arteries, as 1509 01:35:38.890 --> 01:35:45.090 motion and long-during action tires the sinewy vigor of the traveller. Now, 1510 01:35:45.149 --> 01:35:48.970 for not looking on a woman's face, you, that have 1511 01:35:49.029 --> 01:35:51.510 in that forsworn the use of eyes and study, too, 1512 01:35:51.930 --> 01:35:54.909 the causer of your vow, for where is any author 1513 01:35:54.949 --> 01:35:57.909 in the world to teach us such beauty as a 1514 01:35:58.050 --> 01:36:03.239 woman's eye? Learning is but an adjunct to ourselves, And 1515 01:36:03.439 --> 01:36:08.060 where we are learning likewise is then when ourselves we 1516 01:36:08.159 --> 01:36:11.680 see in ladies' eyes. Do we not likewise see our 1517 01:36:11.760 --> 01:36:17.439 learning there? Oh, we have made a vow to study, lords, 1518 01:36:18.119 --> 01:36:21.890 and in that vow we have forsworn our books. For 1519 01:36:21.939 --> 01:36:25.310 when would you, my liege, or you, or you, in 1520 01:36:25.369 --> 01:36:28.789 letting contemplation have found out such fiery numbers as the 1521 01:36:28.890 --> 01:36:33.590 prompting eyes of beauty's tutors have enriched you with? Other 1522 01:36:33.670 --> 01:36:38.449 slow arts entirely keep the brain, and therefore finding barren 1523 01:36:38.529 --> 01:36:43.420 practisers scarce show a harvest of their heavy toil. But love, 1524 01:36:44.340 --> 01:36:49.199 first learned in a lady's eyes, lives not alone imbured 1525 01:36:49.239 --> 01:36:53.380 in the brain, but with the motion of all elements, 1526 01:36:53.960 --> 01:36:57.750 courses as swift as thought in every power, and gives 1527 01:36:57.850 --> 01:37:01.869 to every power a double power above their functions and 1528 01:37:01.909 --> 01:37:05.729 their offices. It adds a precious seeing to the eye. 1529 01:37:05.750 --> 01:37:10.449 A lover's eyes will gaze an eagle blind. A lover's 1530 01:37:10.630 --> 01:37:14.539 ear will hear the lowest sound. When the suspicious head 1531 01:37:14.579 --> 01:37:18.739 of theft is stopped, love's feeling is more soft and 1532 01:37:18.819 --> 01:37:23.319 sensible than are the tender horns of cockled snails. Love's 1533 01:37:23.479 --> 01:37:29.270 tongue proves dainty, bacchus, gross in taste. For valour is 1534 01:37:29.310 --> 01:37:33.930 not love a Hercules, still climbing trees in the Hesperides, 1535 01:37:34.329 --> 01:37:40.340 subtle as sphinx, as sweet and musical as bright Apollo's lute, 1536 01:37:40.779 --> 01:37:44.020 strung with his hair, and when love speaks, the voice 1537 01:37:44.060 --> 01:37:46.720 of all the gods make heaven drowsy with the harmony. 1538 01:37:47.859 --> 01:37:51.130 Never durst poet touch a pen to write until his 1539 01:37:51.310 --> 01:37:55.350 ink were tempered with love's size. Oh, then his lines 1540 01:37:55.449 --> 01:37:59.880 would ravish savage ears and plant in tyrants mild humility. 1541 01:38:01.220 --> 01:38:06.739 From women's eyes, this doctrine I derive, they sparkle still 1542 01:38:06.800 --> 01:38:11.420 the right Promethean fire. They are the books, the arts, 1543 01:38:11.479 --> 01:38:15.880 the academes, that show, contain, and nourish all the world, 1544 01:38:16.579 --> 01:38:22.319 else none at all in aught proves excellent. Then fools 1545 01:38:22.739 --> 01:38:26.039 you were these women to forswear, or keeping what is 1546 01:38:26.079 --> 01:38:30.789 sworn you will prove fools. For wisdom's sake, a word 1547 01:38:31.010 --> 01:38:33.890 that all men love, or for love's sake, a word 1548 01:38:33.930 --> 01:38:37.510 that loves all men, or for men's sake, the authors 1549 01:38:37.569 --> 01:38:41.609 of these women, or women's sake, by whom we men 1550 01:38:42.130 --> 01:38:47.140 are men. Let us once lose our oaths to find ourselves, 1551 01:38:47.760 --> 01:38:50.970 or else we lose ourselves to keep our oaths. It 1552 01:38:51.090 --> 01:38:56.500 is religion to be thus foresworn, for charity itself fulfills 1553 01:38:56.560 --> 01:39:00.239 the law, and who can sever love from charity? 1554 01:39:00.979 --> 01:39:05.439 Saint Cupid, then, and soldiers, to the field! 1555 01:39:06.229 -->

01:39:10.149 Advance your standards, and upon them, lords, pell-mell down with them, 1556 01:39:10.550 --> 01:39:13.449 but be first advised in conflict that you get the 1557 01:39:13.569 --> 01:39:14.109 son of them. 1558 01:39:14.130 --> 01:39:15.789 Now to plain dealing. 1559 01:39:16.229 --> 01:39:17.399 Ladies, close us by. 1560 01:39:18.260 --> 01:39:21.039 Shall we resolve to woo these girls of France? 1561 01:39:21.819 --> 01:39:27.020 And win them too. Therefore, let us devise some entertainment 1562 01:39:27.079 --> 01:39:28.539 for them in their tents. 1563 01:39:29.460 --> 01:39:33.039 First, from the park let us conduct them thither. Then 1564 01:39:33.100 --> 01:39:35.810 homeward every man attach the hand of his fair mistress. 1565 01:39:36.930 --> 01:39:40.729 In the afternoon we will with some strange pastime solace them, 1566 01:39:41.310 --> 01:39:45.250 such as the shortness of the time can shape, for revels, dances, masks, 1567 01:39:45.329 --> 01:39:48.600 and merry hours for run fair love. Strewing her way 1568 01:39:48.659 --> 01:39:49.840 with flowers. 1569 01:39:50.060 --> 01:39:54.579 Away, away No time shall be omitted That will be 1570 01:39:54.619 --> 01:39:59.420 time And may by us be fitted Along. 1571 01:39:59.579 --> 01:40:04.050 Along So cockle reap no corn And justice always whirls 1572 01:40:04.119 --> 01:40:07.989 in equal measure Light winches may prove plagues to men 1573 01:40:08.029 --> 01:40:13.470 forsworn If so, our copper buys no better treasure. 1574 01:40:14.010 --> 01:40:21.350 Exeunt Scene 1 The Same Enter Halophanes, Sir Nathaniel, and Doe. 1575 01:40:22.369 --> 01:40:24.449 Set his squad as a visit. 1576 01:40:25.359 --> 01:40:29.380 I praise God for you, sir. Your reasons at dinner 1577 01:40:29.399 --> 01:40:31.899 have been sharp and sententious. 1578 01:40:32.539 --> 01:40:40.590 Pleasant without scurrility, witty without affection, audacious without impotency, learned 1579 01:40:40.659 --> 01:40:44.590 without opinion, and strange without heresy. 1580 01:40:45.470 --> 01:40:48.369 I did converse this quondam day with a companion of 1581 01:40:48.409 --> 01:40:52.409 the king's, who is in titude, nominate it or called, 1582 01:40:52.930 --> 01:40:55.569 Don Adriano de Armado. 1583 01:40:55.600 --> 01:41:03.220 Novai jovenim tranquem te. His humour is lofty, his discourse apparentary, 1584 01:41:03.659 --> 01:41:09.060 his tongue fine, his eye ambitious, his gait majestical, and 1585 01:41:09.119 --> 01:41:15.680 his general behaviour vain, ridiculous, and thrasonical. He is too picked, 1586 01:41:15.979 --> 01:41:21.529 too spruce, too affected, too odd, as it were, too perinconate, 1587 01:41:21.970 --> 01:41:23.000 as I may call it. 1588 01:41:23.010 --> 01:41:30.119 A most singular and choice epithet. draws out his table-book. 1589 01:41:30.680 --> 01:41:33.890 He draweth out the thread of his verbosity, finer than 1590 01:41:33.949 --> 01:41:39.770 the staple of his argument. I abhor such fanatical phantasms, 1591 01:41:40.329 --> 01:41:47.279 such insociable and point-device companions, such rackers of orthography, as 1592 01:41:47.319 --> 01:41:52.119 to speak doubt fine where he should say doubt, debt 1593 01:41:52.420 --> 01:41:58.710 where he should pronounce debbed. D-E-B-T, not D-E-T. He clappeth 1594 01:41:58.770 --> 01:42:06.529 a calf cough, half hoth, neba vocata neba, ne abbreviated ne. 1595 01:42:07.430 --> 01:42:12.720 This is abominable, which he would call abominable. It insinuates 1596 01:42:12.770 --> 01:42:19.380 me of insane, ne intelligis domine, to make frantic, lunatic. 1597 01:42:20.000 --> 01:42:22.479 Rouse, deo benediligo. 1598 01:42:23.229 --> 01:42:29.189 Bon, bon for bon, prison. A little scratched. Twill serve. 1599 01:42:29.609 --> 01:42:31.130 Videsne quis venit? 1600 01:42:31.670 --> 01:42:33.560 Video et godio. 1601 01:42:34.319 --> 01:42:39.399 Enter Amado, Moat, and Costard. Amado to Moat. 1602 01:42:39.779 --> 01:42:42.920 Chira. Quere Chira, not Syrah. 1603 01:42:43.420 --> 01:42:46.520 Men of peace, well encountered. 1604 01:42:47.239 --> 01:42:50.050 Most military, sir. Salutation. 1605 01:42:50.750 --> 01:42:52.310 Moat aside to Costard. 1606 01:42:52.789 --> 01:42:56.050 They have been at a great feast of languages, and 1607 01:42:56.189 --> 01:42:57.329 stolen the scraps. 1608 01:42:58.109 --> 01:43:01.529 Oh, they have lived long on the alms-basket of words. 1609 01:43:02.090 --> 01:43:05.310 I marvel thy master hath not eaten thee for a word, 1610 01:43:05.869 --> 01:43:08.170 for thou art not so long by the head as 1611 01:43:08.189 --> 01:43:14.250 Honorificabalatant in his atibus. Thou art easier swallowed than a flap-dragon. 1612 01:43:14.710 --> 01:43:16.409 Peace, the peel begins. 1613 01:43:17.170 --> 01:43:18.649 Amado to Holophanes. 1614 01:43:19.250 --> 01:43:23.380 Monsieur, are you not lettered? Yes, yes. 1615 01:43:23.880 --> 01:43:28.050 He teaches boys the horn book. What is A, B, 1616 01:43:28.529 --> 01:43:31.390 spelt backward, with the horn on his head? 1617 01:43:32.010 --> 01:43:34.909 Bar, Puritia, with a horn added. 1618 01:43:35.569 --> 01:43:39.970 Bar, most silly sheep with a horn. You hear his learning. 1619 01:43:40.489 --> 01:43:42.399 Quis, quis, thus consonant? 1620 01:43:42.880 --> 01:43:45.619 The third of the five vowels, if you repeat them, 1621 01:43:46.079 --> 01:43:46.439 or the. 1622 01:43:46.399 --> 01:43:47.409 Fifth, if I. 1623 01:43:47.979 --> 01:43:51.180 I will repeat them. A, E, I. 1624 01:43:51.619 --> 01:43:52.140 The sheep. 1625 01:43:52.850 --> 01:43:56.149 The other two concludes it. Oh, you. 1626 01:43:58.350 --> 01:44:03.010 Now by the salt wave of the Mediterranean, a sweet thought, 1627 01:44:03.270 --> 01:44:07.170 a quick vineyard of wit, sip, snuff, quick and home. 1628 01:44:08.329 --> 01:44:11.470 It rejoices my intellect. True wit. 1629 01:44:11.970 --> 01:44:15.670 Offered by a child to an old man, which is 1630

01:44:15.949 --> 01:44:16.729 wit old. 1631 01:44:17.250 --> 01:44:20.189 What is the figure? What is the figure? 1632 01:44:20.729 --> 01:44:21.140 Horns. 1633 01:44:21.899 --> 01:44:25.560 Thou disputest like an infant, go whip thy gig. 1634 01:44:26.060 --> 01:44:28.729 Lend me your horn to make one, and I will 1635 01:44:28.819 --> 01:44:33.850 whip about your infamy, circumcirca, a gig of a cuckold's horn. 1636 01:44:34.510 --> 01:44:37.149 And I had put one penny in the world, thou 1637 01:44:37.210 --> 01:44:41.329 shouldst have it to buy gingerbread. Hold, there is the 1638 01:44:41.369 --> 01:44:46.600 very remuneration I had of thy master. Thou ha'penny purse 1639 01:44:46.640 --> 01:44:51.579 of wit, thou pigeon egg of discretion, I'll and the 1640 01:44:51.619 --> 01:44:55.680 heavens were so pleased that thou wert but my bastard, 1641 01:44:56.260 --> 01:44:59.779 what a joyful father wouldst thou make me. Go to, 1642 01:45:00.140 --> 01:45:03.850 thou hast it, at Dunghill, at the fingers' ends, as 1643 01:45:03.909 --> 01:45:04.449 they say. 1644 01:45:04.470 --> 01:45:09.350 Oh, I smell false Latin. Dunghill for ungum? 1645 01:45:09.949 --> 01:45:15.930 Arse-man, preambulate. We will be singled from the barbarous. Do 1646 01:45:15.949 --> 01:45:18.470 you not educate youth at the charge-house on the top 1647 01:45:18.510 --> 01:45:23.750 of the mountain? Or Mons, the hill? At your sweet pleasure. 1648 01:45:24.090 --> 01:45:25.090 For the mountain. 1649 01:45:25.689 --> 01:45:27.789 I do sense question. 1650 01:45:28.289 --> 01:45:31.810 Sir, it is the king's most sweet pleasure and affection 1651 01:45:31.850 --> 01:45:36.000 to congratulate the princess at her pavilion in the posteriors 1652 01:45:36.060 --> 01:45:40.479 of this day, which the rude multitude call the afternoon. 1653 01:45:42.010 --> 01:45:46.770 The posterior of the day most generous sir is liable 1654 01:45:47.069 --> 01:45:52.449 congruent and measurable for the afternoon the word is well 1655 01:45:52.590 --> 01:45:57.909 called choose sweet and apt i do assure you sir 1656 01:45:58.329 --> 01:45:59.890 i do assure. 1657 01:46:00.109 --> 01:46:04.810 Sir the king is a noble gentleman and my familiar 1658 01:46:05.270 --> 01:46:08.810 i do assure ye very good friend for what is 1659 01:46:08.909 --> 01:46:12.880 inward between us let it pass i do beseech thee 1660 01:46:13.340 --> 01:46:17.859 remember thy courtesy i beseech thee apparel thy head and 1661 01:46:17.920 --> 01:46:21.479 among other important and most serious designs and of great 1662 01:46:21.579 --> 01:46:25.170 import indeed too but let that pass for i must 1663 01:46:25.210 --> 01:46:27.750 tell thee it will please his grace by the word 1664 01:46:28.210 --> 01:46:31.149 sometime to lean upon my poor shoulder and with his 1665 01:46:31.189 --> 01:46:38.640 royal finger thus dally with my excrement, with my mustachio. But, sweetheart, 1666 01:46:38.779 --> 01:46:42.180 let that pass. By the world I recount no favour. 1667 01:46:42.680 --> 01:46:45.739 Some certain special honours it pleases his greatness to impart 1668 01:46:45.760 --> 01:46:49.140 to Armado, a soldier, a man of travel, that has 1669 01:46:49.239 --> 01:46:53.159 seen the world. But let that pass. The very all 1670 01:46:53.199 --> 01:46:57.479 of all is. But, sweetheart, I do implore secretly that 1671 01:46:57.520 --> 01:47:01.239 the king would have me present the princess, the sweet chuck, 1672 01:47:01.300 --> 01:47:07.340 with some delightful ostentation, or show, or pageant, or antique, 1673 01:47:07.479 --> 01:47:12.590 or firework. Now, understanding that the curate and your sweet 1674 01:47:12.609 --> 01:47:16.329 self are good at such eruptions and sudden breaking out 1675 01:47:16.390 --> 01:47:19.010 of mirth, as it were, I have acquainted you with 1676 01:47:19.130 --> 01:47:22.130 all to the end to crave your assistance. 1677 01:47:22.869 --> 01:47:28.029 Sir, you shall present before her the nine worthies. Sir, 1678 01:47:28.210 --> 01:47:32.399 as concerning some entertainment of time, some show in the 1679 01:47:32.619 --> 01:47:37.119 posterior of the day, to be rendered by our assistants 1680 01:47:37.460 --> 01:47:42.060 at the king's command, and this most gallant, illustrious, and 1681 01:47:42.260 --> 01:47:47.340 learned gentleman before the princess. I say none so fit 1682 01:47:47.420 --> 01:47:49.920 as to present the nine worthies. 1683 01:47:50.699 --> 01:47:54.590 Where will you find men worthy enough to present them? 1684 01:47:55.470 --> 01:48:01.729 Joshua, yourself? myself and this gallant gentleman judas marcobeus this 1685 01:48:01.930 --> 01:48:05.979 swain because of his great limb or joint shall pass 1686 01:48:06.380 --> 01:48:08.859 poppy the great the page. 1687 01:48:09.060 --> 01:48:14.430 Hercules pardon sir error he is not quanty enough for 1688 01:48:14.470 --> 01:48:18.050 that worthy sum he is not so big as the 1689 01:48:18.109 --> 01:48:18.729 end of his. 1690 01:48:18.649 --> 01:48:25.979 Club Shall I have audience? He shall present Hercules in minority. 1691 01:48:26.000 --> 01:48:30.699 His enter and exit shall be strangling a snake, and 1692 01:48:30.739 --> 01:48:32.800 I will have an apology for that purpose. 1693 01:48:33.640 --> 01:48:37.880 An excellent device, so if any of the audience hiss, 1694 01:48:38.300 --> 01:48:43.000 you may cry, Well done, Hercules, now thou crushest the snake. 1695 01:48:43.479 --> 01:48:46.430 That is the way to make an offence gracious, though 1696 01:48:46.449 --> 01:48:47.970 few have the grace to do it. 1697 01:48:48.750 --> 01:48:53.710 For the rest of the worthies. I will pay three myself. 1698 01:48:54.250 --> 01:48:56.010 Thrice worthy gentlemen. 1699 01:48:56.590 --> 01:48:57.989 Shall I tell you a theme? 1700 01:48:58.680 --> 01:49:00.739 We attend... We will. 1701 01:49:00.539 --> 01:49:06.130 Have, if this fag not, an antique. I beseech you, follow. 1702

01:49:06.670 --> 01:49:10.770 There, good man dull, thou hast spoken no word all 1703 01:49:10.810 --> 01:49:11.409 this while. 1704 01:49:11.430 --> 01:49:13.869 Nor understood none neither, sir. 1705 01:49:13.890 --> 01:49:16.979 Allo, we will employ thee. 1706 01:49:17.520 --> 01:49:19.779 I'll make one in a dance or so, or I 1707 01:49:19.800 --> 01:49:22.399 will play on the table to the worthies, and let 1708 01:49:22.439 --> 01:49:23.619 them dance the hay. 1709 01:49:24.619 --> 01:49:29.119 Most dull, honest dull, to our sport away. 1710 01:49:29.949 --> 01:49:37.520 Exeunt. Scene 2. The same. Enter the princess, Catherine, Rosaline, 1711 01:49:38.020 --> 01:49:38.640 and Maria. 1712 01:49:39.579 --> 01:49:44.439 Sweethearts, we shall be rich ere we depart. If fairings 1713 01:49:44.520 --> 01:49:48.569 come thus plentiful in, a lady walled about with diamonds. 1714 01:49:49.289 --> 01:49:51.390 Look you what I have from thee, loving king. 1715 01:49:51.970 --> 01:49:54.649 Madame, came nothing else along with that? 1716 01:49:55.289 --> 01:49:58.890 Nothing but this. Yes, as much love in rhyme as 1717 01:49:59.369 --> 01:50:02.109 would be crammed up in a sheet of paper, writ 1718 01:50:02.130 --> 01:50:05.600 to both sides the leaf, margent and all, that he 1719 01:50:05.640 --> 01:50:07.800 was fain to seal on Cupid's name. 1720 01:50:07.819 --> 01:50:11.520 That was the way to make his godhead wax, for 1721 01:50:11.560 --> 01:50:14.000 he hath been five thousand years a boy. 1722 01:50:14.020 --> 01:50:17.539 Aye, and a shrewd unhappy gallows too. 1723 01:50:18.239 --> 01:50:21.460 You'll never be friends with him, a cute your sister. 1724 01:50:22.020 --> 01:50:26.460 He made her melancholy, sad, and heavy, and so she died. 1725 01:50:27.149 --> 01:50:31.069 Had she been light like you, of such a merry, nimble, 1726 01:50:31.189 --> 01:50:34.489 stirring spirit, she might have been a grand dame ere 1727 01:50:34.550 --> 01:50:38.609 she died. And so may you, for a light heart 1728 01:50:38.829 --> 01:50:39.649 lives long. 1729 01:50:40.270 --> 01:50:43.430 What's your dark meaning, mouse, of this light word? 1730 01:50:43.449 --> 01:50:46.409 A light condition in beauty dark. 1731 01:50:47.010 --> 01:50:49.369 We need more light to find your meaning out. 1732 01:50:49.869 --> 01:50:53.859 You'll mar the light by taking it in snuff. therefore 1733 01:50:54.260 --> 01:50:57.039 i'll darkly end the argument. 1734 01:50:57.199 --> 01:51:00.359 Look what you do you do it still in the dark. 1735 01:51:00.539 --> 01:51:03.470 So do not you for you are a light wench. 1736 01:51:03.810 --> 01:51:06.689 Indeed i weigh not you and therefore light. 1737 01:51:06.970 --> 01:51:11.390 You weigh me not oh that you care not for. 1738 01:51:11.210 --> 01:51:16.289 Me great reason for past cure is still past care. 1739 01:51:16.510 --> 01:51:21.449 Well bandied both a set of wheat well played But, Rosaline, 1740 01:51:21.710 --> 01:51:25.300 you have

a favour too. Who sent it, and what 1741 01:51:25.409 --> 01:51:25.760 is it? 1742 01:51:26.460 --> 01:51:29.100 I would you knew, and if my face were but 1743 01:51:29.180 --> 01:51:32.579 as fair as yours, my favour were as great, be 1744 01:51:32.640 --> 01:51:36.680 witness this. Nay, I have verses too, I thank, Berune. 1745 01:51:37.159 --> 01:51:40.739 The number's true, and were the numbering two, I were 1746 01:51:40.760 --> 01:51:44.140 the fairest goddess on the ground. I am compared to 1747 01:51:44.239 --> 01:51:48.310 twenty thousand fares. Oh, he hath drawn my picture. 1748 01:51:47.989 --> 01:51:48.729 In his letter. 1749 01:51:49.270 --> 01:51:50.010 Anything like? 1750 01:51:50.760 --> 01:51:53.479 Much in the letters, nothing in the praise. 1751 01:51:54.159 --> 01:51:58.590 BEAUTIOUS AS INK, A GOOD CONCLUSION, FAIR AS A TEXT 1752 01:51:58.710 --> 01:51:59.890 BEE IN A COPY-BOOK. 1753 01:52:00.550 --> 01:52:04.710 WHERE PENCILS, OH, LET ME NOT DIE YOUR DEADTER, MY 1754 01:52:04.770 --> 01:52:08.909 RED DOMINICAL, MY GOLDEN LETTER, OH, THAT YOUR FACE WERE 1755 01:52:08.949 --> 01:52:10.229 NOT SO FULL OF O'S. 1756 01:52:10.250 --> 01:52:16.520 A POX OF THAT JEST, AND I BESHREW ALL SHROES. But, Catherine, 1757 01:52:17.079 --> 01:52:21.149 what was sent to you from Ferdumain? Madame, this glove. 1758 01:52:21.670 --> 01:52:23.289 Did he not send you twain? 1759 01:52:23.789 --> 01:52:29.409 Yes, madame, and moreover some thousand verses of a faithful lover. 1760 01:52:29.970 --> 01:52:36.020 A huge translation of hypocrisy, vilely compiled, profound simplicity. 1761 01:52:36.039 --> 01:52:38.560 This and this pearls to me St. 1762 01:52:38.600 --> 01:52:41.819 Longaville. The letter is too long by half a mill. 1763 01:52:42.399 --> 01:52:45.949 I think no less. dost thou not wishing hard the 1764 01:52:45.989 --> 01:52:48.350 chain were longer and the letter. 1765 01:52:48.109 --> 01:52:52.649 Short ay or i would these hands might never part. 1766 01:52:52.880 --> 01:52:55.840 We are wise girls to mock our lovers so. 1767 01:52:55.960 --> 01:53:00.140 They are worse fools to purchase mocking so that same 1768 01:53:00.189 --> 01:53:03.539 beroon i'll torture ere i go oh that i knew 1769 01:53:03.600 --> 01:53:06.279 he were but in by the week how i would 1770 01:53:06.359 --> 01:53:09.859 make him fawn and beg and seek and wait the 1771 01:53:09.920 --> 01:53:13.779 season and observe the times and spend his prodigal wits 1772 01:53:13.880 --> 01:53:17.439 in bootless rhymes and shape his service wholly to my 1773 01:53:17.500 --> 01:53:20.460 hests and make him proud to make me proud at 1774 01:53:20.539 --> 01:53:25.300 jests so perturbed like would i oversway his state that 1775 01:53:25.380 --> 01:53:28.729 he should be my fool and i his fate. 1776 01:53:29.170 --> 01:53:32.510 None are so surely caught when they are catch'd as 1777 01:53:32.609 --> 01:53:37.770 wit turn'd fool folly in wisdom hatch'd hath wisdom's warrant 1778 01:53:37.890 --> 01:53:41.409 and the help of school and wit's own grace to 1779 01:53:41.470 --> 01:53:45.340 grace a learned fool the blood of youth burns not 1780 01:53:45.399 --> 01:53:50.619 with such excess as gravity's revolt to wantonness Folly. 1781 01:53:50.340 --> 01:53:54.439 In fools bears not so strong a note as foolery 1782 01:53:54.479 --> 01:53:58.159 in the wise when wit doth adote, since all the 1783 01:53:58.199 --> 01:54:02.189 power thereof it doth apply to prove by wit worth 1784 01:54:02.279 --> 01:54:03.289 in simplicity. 1785 01:54:03.810 --> 01:54:06.869 Here comes Boyette, and mirth is in his face. 1786 01:54:07.630 --> 01:54:08.550 Enter Boyette. 1787 01:54:11.949 --> 01:54:15.720 I am stunned with laughter. Where's her grace? 1788 01:54:16.529 --> 01:54:17.489 Say no, boyette. 1789 01:54:18.090 --> 01:54:24.659 Prepare, madam, prepare. Arm, wenches, arm. Encounters mounted are against 1790 01:54:24.699 --> 01:54:29.970 your peace. Love doth approach disguised, armed in arguments. You'd 1791 01:54:29.979 --> 01:54:33.930 be surprised. Master your wits, stand in your own defense, 1792 01:54:34.010 --> 01:54:37.250 or hide your heads like cowards and fly hence. 1793 01:54:38.109 --> 01:54:41.729 Saint Denis to Saint Cupid, what are they that charge 1794 01:54:41.770 --> 01:54:45.220 their breath against us? Say, scouts, say. 1795 01:54:45.810 --> 01:54:48.329 Under the cool shade of a sycamore, I sought to 1796 01:54:48.350 --> 01:54:52.010 close my eyes some half an hour, when, lo, to 1797 01:54:52.050 --> 01:54:55.569 interrupt my purposed rest, toward that shade I might behold 1798 01:54:55.609 --> 01:54:59.789 addressed the king and his companions. Wearily I was torn 1799 01:54:59.810 --> 01:55:03.130 into a neighbor thicket by, and overheard what you shall overhear, 1800 01:55:03.569 --> 01:55:07.640 but by and by, disguised, they will be here. Their 1801 01:55:07.739 --> 01:55:11.770 herald is a pretty knavish page, that well by heart 1802 01:55:11.810 --> 01:55:16.550 hath conned his embassage. Action and accent did they teach 1803 01:55:16.609 --> 01:55:21.449 him there. Thus must thou speak, and thus thy body bear. 1804 01:55:22.409 --> 01:55:25.869 And ever in anon they made a doubt presence majestical 1805 01:55:25.909 --> 01:55:29.899 would put him out. For, quoth the king, an angel 1806 01:55:29.989 --> 01:55:34.220 shalt thou see, yet fear not thou, but speak audaciously. 1807 01:55:34.899 --> 01:55:38.479 The boy replied, nature is not evil i should have 1808 01:55:38.579 --> 01:55:43.239 feared her had she been a devil rizet all laughed 1809 01:55:43.300 --> 01:55:46.520 and clapped him on the shoulder making the bold. 1810 01:55:46.340 --> 01:55:50.539 Wag by their praises bolder one rubbed his elbow thus 1811 01:55:50.680 --> 01:55:54.029 and fleered and swore a better speech which never spoke 1812 01:55:54.069 --> 01:55:56.829 before Another with his finger in his. 1813 01:55:56.789 -->

01:56:00.029 Thumb cried, Via, we will do it, come. 1814 01:55:59.829 --> 01:56:03.350 What will come. The third he capered and cried, All 1815 01:56:03.430 --> 01:56:04.289 goes well. 1816 01:56:04.649 --> 01:56:06.470 The fourth turned on the toe and. 1817 01:56:06.470 --> 01:56:10.810 Down he fell. With that they all did tumble on 1818 01:56:10.850 --> 01:56:15.170 the ground with such a zealous laughter, so profound, that 1819 01:56:15.270 --> 01:56:19.569 in this spleen ridiculous appears to check their folly, passion 1820 01:56:19.760 --> 01:56:20.859 solemn tears. 1821 01:56:21.479 --> 01:56:24.439 But what, but what? Come say to visit us. 1822 01:56:25.819 --> 01:56:30.449 They do they do and are prepared thus like muscovites 1823 01:56:30.590 --> 01:56:34.090 or russians as i guess their purpose is to pout 1824 01:56:34.170 --> 01:56:36.890 to court and dance and every one is at our 1825 01:56:36.909 --> 01:56:40.939 feet will advance unto his several mistress which they'll know 1826 01:56:40.979 --> 01:56:44.479 by favour several which they did bestow. 1827 01:56:44.590 --> 01:56:49.050 And will they so, the gallant shall be tasked, for ladies, 1828 01:56:49.449 --> 01:56:52.630 we will every one be masked, and not a man 1829 01:56:52.689 --> 01:56:56.060 of them shall have the grace, despite of suit, to 1830 01:56:56.149 --> 01:57:01.180 see a lady's face. Hold, Rosaline, this favour thou shalt wear, 1831 01:57:01.699 --> 01:57:05.260 and then the king will court thee for his dear. Hold, 1832 01:57:05.640 --> 01:57:09.369 take thou this, my sweet, and give me thine, so 1833 01:57:09.449 --> 01:57:14.340 shall Baroon take me for Rosaline. and change you favours too, 1834 01:57:14.920 --> 01:57:19.800 so shall your love's woo contrary, deceived by these removes. 1835 01:57:20.439 --> 01:57:23.390 Come on then, where do favours most incite? 1836 01:57:23.890 --> 01:57:27.550 But in this changing, what is your intent? The effect 1837 01:57:27.609 --> 01:57:31.060 of my intent is to cross theirs. They do it, 1838 01:57:31.350 --> 01:57:35.119 but in mocking merriment, and mock for mock is only 1839 01:57:35.180 --> 01:57:39.260 my intent. their several counters they on bosom shall to 1840 01:57:39.930 --> 01:57:44.430 love's mistook and so be mock'd withal upon the next 1841 01:57:44.510 --> 01:57:49.930 occasion that we meet with visage display'd to talk and greet. 1842 01:57:50.229 --> 01:57:52.789 But shall we dance if they desire us to. 1843 01:57:52.689 --> 01:57:56.020 It no to the death we will not move a 1844 01:57:56.079 --> 01:57:59.899 foot nor to the penn'd speech render we no grace 1845 01:58:00.479 --> 01:58:03.979 but while tis spoke each turn away her face. 1846 01:58:04.399 --> 01:58:07.500 Why, that contempt will kill the speaker's heart, and quite 1847 01:58:07.539 --> 01:58:09.420 divorce his memory from his part. 1848 01:58:10.069 --> 01:58:13.329 Therefore I do it, and I make no doubt, the 1849 01:58:13.390 --> 01:58:17.090 rest will ne'er come in, if he be out. There's 1850 01:58:17.149 --> 01:58:21.100 no sport as sport, by sport or throne, to make 1851 01:58:21.140 --> 01:58:25.300 these ours, and ours none but our own. So shall 1852 01:58:25.340 --> 01:58:30.619 we stay, mocking intended game, and they, well mocked, depart 1853 01:58:30.699 --> 01:58:32.079 away with shame. 1854 01:58:32.760 --> 01:58:34.020 Trumpet sound within. 1855 01:58:34.050 --> 01:58:38.729 The trumpet sounds. We must, the mask has come. 1856 01:58:39.439 --> 01:58:46.520 The ladies mask, enter Blackamoors with music. Moat, the king, Baroon, 1857 01:58:47.289 --> 01:58:51.689 Longaville and Domaine in Russian habits unmasked. 1858 01:58:52.710 --> 01:58:55.869 All hail the richest beauties on the earth. 1859 01:58:57.609 --> 01:58:59.659 Beauty no richer than rich Tavita. 1860 01:59:00.119 --> 01:59:02.880 Holy parcel of the fairest dames. 1861 01:59:03.420 --> 01:59:05.180 The ladies turn their backs to him. 1862 01:59:05.579 --> 01:59:09.479 That ever turned their backs to mortal views. 1863 01:59:10.180 --> 01:59:12.079 The rune aside to moat. 1864 01:59:12.619 --> 01:59:14.819 Their eyes, villain, their eyes. 1865 01:59:15.439 --> 01:59:19.229 That ever turned their eyes to mortal views. 1866 01:59:20.350 --> 01:59:20.649 Out. 1867 01:59:21.149 --> 01:59:22.590 To, out indeed. 1868 01:59:23.189 --> 01:59:29.229 Out of your favours, heavenly spirits, vouchsafe not to behold. 1869 01:59:29.640 --> 01:59:31.300 The rune aside to moat. 1870 01:59:31.970 --> 01:59:33.949 Once to behold, rogue. 1871 01:59:34.689 --> 01:59:41.640 Once to behold with your sun-beamed eyes. With your sun-beamed eyes? 1872 01:59:43.560 --> 01:59:46.060 They will not answer to that epithet. You had best 1873 01:59:46.100 --> 01:59:47.920 call it daughter-beamed eyes. 1874 01:59:48.520 --> 01:59:51.880 They do not mark me, and that brings me out. 1875 01:59:52.600 --> 01:59:55.520 Is this your perfectness? Be gone, you rogue. 1876 01:59:56.159 --> 01:59:56.800 Exit moat. 1877 01:59:57.520 --> 02:00:01.000 What would these strangers? Know their minds, voyeur. If they 1878 02:00:01.060 --> 02:00:04.380 do speak our language, tis our will that some plain 1879 02:00:04.460 --> 02:00:07.460 men recount their purposes. Know what they would. 1880 02:00:08.159 --> 02:00:09.560 What would you, Mr. Princess? 1881 02:00:10.279 --> 02:00:13.689 Nothing but peace and gentle visitation. 1882 02:00:14.170 --> 02:00:19.170 What would they, say they? Nothing but peace and gentle visitation. Why, 1883 02:00:19.189 --> 02:00:22.189 that they have, and bid them so be gone. 1884 02:00:22.770 --> 02:00:24.789 She says you have it, and you may be gone. 1885 02:00:25.489 --> 02:00:29.329 Say to her, we have measured many miles, to tread 1886 02:00:29.390 --> 02:00:32.329 a measure with her on this grass. 1887 02:00:33.170 --> 02:00:35.380 They say that they have measured many a mile to 1888 02:00:35.409 --> 02:00:37.100

tread a measure with you on this grass. 1889 02:00:37.880 --> 02:00:41.060 It is not so. Ask them how many inches is 1890 02:00:41.100 --> 02:00:44.399 in one mile. If they have measured many, the measure 1891 02:00:44.439 --> 02:00:46.220 then of one is easily told. 1892 02:00:46.819 --> 02:00:49.680 If to come hither you have measured miles, and many miles, 1893 02:00:49.880 --> 02:00:52.800 the princess bids you tell how many inches doth fill 1894 02:00:52.819 --> 02:00:53.439 up one mile. 1895 02:00:54.289 --> 02:00:57.649 Tell her we measure them by weary steps. 1896 02:00:58.430 --> 02:00:59.430 She hears herself. 1897 02:01:00.109 --> 02:01:03.689 How many weary steps of many weary miles you have 1898 02:01:03.770 --> 02:01:06.989 overgone are numbered in the travel of one mile? 1899 02:01:07.010 --> 02:01:10.810 We number nothing that we spend for you. Our duty 1900 02:01:10.869 --> 02:01:13.729 is so rich, so infinite, that we may do it 1901 02:01:13.829 --> 02:01:17.770 still without account. Vote safe to show the sunshine of 1902 02:01:17.810 --> 02:01:21.369 your face that we, like savages, may worship it. 1903 02:01:22.069 --> 02:01:25.149 My face is but a moon, and clouded too. 1904 02:01:25.689 --> 02:01:30.359 Blessed are clouds to do such as clouds do. Watch safe, 1905 02:01:30.539 --> 02:01:35.300 bright moon, and ease thy stars to shine. Those clouds 1906 02:01:35.439 --> 02:01:37.979 removed upon our watery eyne. 1907 02:01:38.000 --> 02:01:43.350 O vain petitioner, beg a greater matter. Thou now requestest 1908 02:01:43.430 --> 02:01:44.789 but moonshine. 1909 02:01:44.270 --> 02:01:44.850 In the water. 1910 02:01:45.350 --> 02:01:50.449 Then in our measure but was safe one change thou 1911 02:01:50.560 --> 02:01:55.539 biddest me beg this begging is not strange. 1912 02:01:55.359 --> 02:01:59.340 Play music then nay you must do it soon music 1913 02:01:59.460 --> 02:02:04.520 plays not yet no dance thus change i like the moon. 1914 02:02:04.890 --> 02:02:10.149 Will you not dance how come you thus estranged. 1915 02:02:09.729 --> 02:02:13.569 You took the moon at full but now she's changed. 1916 02:02:13.619 --> 02:02:17.779 Yet still she is the moon, and I the man. 1917 02:02:18.310 --> 02:02:21.949 The music plays, vouchsafe some motion to it. 1918 02:02:22.609 --> 02:02:24.210 Our ears vouchsafe it. 1919 02:02:24.649 --> 02:02:26.369 But your legs should do it. 1920 02:02:26.970 --> 02:02:30.569 Since you are strangers and come here by chance, we'll 1921 02:02:30.670 --> 02:02:34.590 not be nice. Take hands, we will not dance. 1922 02:02:35.329 --> 02:02:37.329 Why take the hands then? 1923 02:02:38.050 --> 02:02:41.510 Only to part friends. Courtesy, sweethearts. 1924 02:02:42.109 --> 02:02:43.630 And so the measure ends. 1925 02:02:44.470 --> 02:02:48.170 More measure of this measure. Be not nice. 1926 02:02:48.840 --> 02:02:51.319 We can afford no more at such a price. 1927 02:02:51.960 --> 02:02:56.100 Price you yourselves? What buys your company? 1928 02:02:56.680 --> 02:02:58.000 Your absence only. 1929 02:02:58.520 --> 02:03:00.279 That can never be. 1930 02:03:01.020 --> 02:03:05.239 Then cannot we be bought, and so adieu. Twice to 1931 02:03:05.279 --> 02:03:07.680 your visor, and half once to you. 1932 02:03:08.380 --> 02:03:12.170 If you deny to dance... Let's hold more chat. 1933 02:03:12.909 --> 02:03:14.010 In private, then. 1934 02:03:14.670 --> 02:03:16.989 I am best pleased with that. 1935 02:03:17.689 --> 02:03:19.109 They converse apart. 1936 02:03:19.810 --> 02:03:23.350 White-handed mistress, one sweet word with thee. 1937 02:03:23.970 --> 02:03:27.569 Onion, milk, and sugar, there his three. 1938 02:03:28.229 --> 02:03:32.409 Nay, then, two trays, and you grow so nice. Methrogen, wort, 1939 02:03:32.550 --> 02:03:36.710 and malmsy, well-run dice. There's half a dozen sweets. 1940 02:03:37.529 --> 02:03:42.050 Seventh sweet adieu. Since you can cog, I'll play no 1941 02:03:42.090 --> 02:03:42.829 more with you. 1942 02:03:42.850 --> 02:03:45.189 One word in secret. 1943 02:03:45.649 --> 02:03:47.029 Let it not be sweet. 1944 02:03:47.550 --> 02:03:49.189 How grievous my gall. 1945 02:03:49.670 --> 02:03:51.109 Gall? Bitter. 1946 02:03:51.760 --> 02:03:53.100 Therefore meet. 1947 02:03:53.880 --> 02:03:58.060 They converse apart. Will you vouchsafe with me to change 1948 02:03:58.140 --> 02:03:58.600 a word? 1949 02:03:59.460 --> 02:04:00.039 Nay, meet. 1950 02:04:00.720 --> 02:04:01.279 Fair lady. 1951 02:04:01.869 --> 02:04:05.810 Say you so, fair lord? Take that for your fair lady. 1952 02:04:06.270 --> 02:04:10.130 Please it you as much in private, and I'll bid adieu. 1953 02:04:10.770 --> 02:04:12.090 They converse apart. 1954 02:04:12.810 --> 02:04:15.649 What, was your vizard made without a tongue? 1955 02:04:16.399 --> 02:04:19.539 I know the reason, lady, why you ask. 1956 02:04:20.140 --> 02:04:23.039 Oh, for your reason. Quickly, sir, I long. 1957 02:04:23.699 --> 02:04:27.319 You have a double tongue within your mask, and would 1958 02:04:27.380 --> 02:04:29.859 afford my speechless vizard half. 1959 02:04:30.619 --> 02:04:35.500 Veal, quoth the Dutchman, is not veal a calf? A calf, 1960 02:04:35.699 --> 02:04:39.000 fair lady? No, a fair lord-calf. 1961 02:04:39.560 --> 02:04:41.039 Let's part the word. 1962 02:04:41.619 --> 02:04:45.260 No, I'll not be your half. Take all and wean it. 1963 02:04:45.619 --> 02:04:47.119 It may prove an ox. 1964 02:04:47.939 --> 02:04:51.739 Look how you butt yourself in these sharp mocks. Will 1965 02:04:51.819 --> 02:04:55.159 you give horns, chaste lady? Do not so. 1966 02:04:55.760 --> 02:04:59.399 Then dye a calf, before your horns do grow. 1967 02:05:00.310 --> 02:05:02.739 One word in private with you, ere I die. 1968 02:05:03.250 --> 02:05:06.710 Bleed softly, then. The butcher hears you cry. 1969 02:05:07.409 --> 02:05:08.630 They converse apart. 1970 02:05:09.329 --> 02:05:12.850 The

tongues of mocking wenches are as keen as is 1971 02:05:12.970 --> 02:05:17.170 the razor's edge invisible, cutting a smaller hair than may 1972 02:05:17.189 --> 02:05:21.260 be seen above the sense of sense, so sensible seemeth 1973 02:05:21.300 --> 02:05:27.260 their conference. Their conceits have wings fleeter than arrows, bullets, wind, thought, 1974 02:05:27.739 --> 02:05:28.720 swifter things. 1975 02:05:29.689 --> 02:05:32.670 Not one word more, my maids. Break off, break off. 1976 02:05:33.390 --> 02:05:36.689 By heaven, all dry-beated with pure scoff. 1977 02:05:37.229 --> 02:05:40.850 Farewell, mad winches. You have simple wits. 1978 02:05:41.729 --> 02:05:44.050 Twenty are Jews, my false and muscovites. 1979 02:05:44.869 --> 02:05:47.670 Exeunt king, lords, and blackamores. 1980 02:05:48.430 --> 02:05:50.710 Are these the breed of which so wondered at? 1981 02:05:51.310 --> 02:05:56.020 Tapers they are, with your sweet breasts puffed out. Well-liking 1982 02:05:56.109 --> 02:05:59.239 wits they have. Gross, gross, fat, fat. 1983 02:05:59.869 --> 02:06:04.409 O poverty in wit, kingly poor flout! Ill they not, 1984 02:06:04.689 --> 02:06:09.699 think you, hang themselves to-night? Or ever, but in vizards, 1985 02:06:10.119 --> 02:06:15.699 show their faces? This pert Borun was out of countenance quite. O, 1986 02:06:15.760 --> 02:06:17.920 they were all in lamentable cases. 1987 02:06:18.359 --> 02:06:20.960 The king was weeping ripe for a good word. 1988 02:06:21.520 --> 02:06:23.800 Borun did swear himself out of all suit. 1989 02:06:24.390 --> 02:06:27.510 The man was at my service, and he thought, no 1990 02:06:27.569 --> 02:06:30.739 point cause I. My servant straight was moot. 1991 02:06:31.420 --> 02:06:36.050 Lord Longerville said I came o'er his heart, and trow 1992 02:06:36.069 --> 02:06:37.090 you what he called me. 1993 02:06:37.609 --> 02:06:38.590 Quam, perhaps? 1994 02:06:39.350 --> 02:06:41.489 Yes, in good faith. 1995 02:06:41.510 --> 02:06:43.250 Go, sickness as thou art. 1996 02:06:43.930 --> 02:06:48.060 Well, better we'dst have worn plain statute caps. But will 1997 02:06:48.079 --> 02:06:50.920 you hear? The king is my love sworn. 1998 02:06:51.579 --> 02:06:55.460 And quick baroon hath plighted faith to me and longaville 1999 02:06:55.500 --> 02:06:58.100 was for my service born. 2000 02:06:58.140 --> 02:07:02.319 The man is mine as sure as by country madame 2001 02:07:02.560 --> 02:07:05.859 and pretty mistresses give ear immediately they will again be 2002 02:07:05.920 --> 02:07:08.619 here in their own shapes for it can never be 2003 02:07:08.680 --> 02:07:12.949 they will digest this harsh indignity will they return they 2004 02:07:12.970 --> 02:07:13.569 will they. 2005 02:07:13.449 --> 02:07:16.409 Will god knows and leap for joy though they are 2006 02:07:16.449 --> 02:07:19.890 lame with blows therefore change favors and when they repair 2007 02:07:20.380 --> 02:07:22.899 Blow like sweet roses in this summer air. 2008 02:07:23.520 --> 02:07:27.199 How blow? How blow? Speak to be understood. 2009 02:07:27.779 --> 02:07:31.819 Fair ladies masked are roses in their butt. Dismasked, their 2010 02:07:31.880 --> 02:07:35.899 damask sweet conics shall shone, our angels veiling clouds, all 2011 02:07:35.979 --> 02:07:36.819 roses blown. 2012 02:07:37.439 --> 02:07:39.020 Avant, perplexity! 2013 02:07:39.550 --> 02:07:41.970 What shall we do if they return in their own 2014 02:07:42.090 --> 02:07:43.119 shapes to woo? 2015 02:07:43.630 --> 02:07:47.090 Good madam, if by me you'll be advised, let's mock 2016 02:07:47.170 --> 02:07:51.760 them still, as well known as disguised. Let us complain 2017 02:07:51.819 --> 02:07:55.510 to them what fools were here, disguised like Muscovites in 2018 02:07:55.609 --> 02:07:58.649 shapeless gear, and wonder what they were and to what 2019 02:07:58.829 --> 02:08:02.760 end their shallow shadows. shows and prologue vilely penned and 2020 02:08:02.779 --> 02:08:06.340 their rough carriage so ridiculous should be presented at our 2021 02:08:06.460 --> 02:08:07.300 tent to us. 2022 02:08:07.939 --> 02:08:11.600 Ladies withdraw the gallants are at hand whip. 2023 02:08:11.380 --> 02:08:14.140 To our tents as rolls run or land. 2024 02:08:14.479 --> 02:08:22.189 Exeunt princess rosaline catherine anne maria Re-enter the king, Baroon, Longaville, 2025 02:08:22.310 --> 02:08:24.789 and Domain, in their proper habits. 2026 02:08:25.569 --> 02:08:28.449 There, sir, God save you. Where's the princess? 2027 02:08:29.229 --> 02:08:30.069 Gone to her tent. 2028 02:08:30.930 --> 02:08:33.750 Please, it's your majesty, command me any service to her, thither. 2029 02:08:34.350 --> 02:08:37.470 That she vout save me, audience, for one word. 2030 02:08:37.489 --> 02:08:39.869 I will, and so will she. 2031 02:08:40.250 --> 02:08:41.930 I know, my lord. Exit. 2032 02:08:42.630 --> 02:08:46.390 This fellow pecks up wit as pigeon's peas, and utters 2033 02:08:46.449 --> 02:08:50.350 it again when God doth please. He is wit's peddler, 2034 02:08:50.470 --> 02:08:54.909 and retails his wares at wakes and wassails, meetings, markets, fairs. 2035 02:08:55.430 --> 02:08:58.189 And we that sell by gross, the Lord doth know, 2036 02:08:58.250 --> 02:09:00.609 have not the grace to grace it with such show. 2037 02:09:01.340 --> 02:09:04.539 This gallant pins the wenches on his sleeve. Had he 2038 02:09:04.579 --> 02:09:08.359 been Adam, he had tempted Eve. I can carve too, 2039 02:09:08.520 --> 02:09:11.260 and lisp. Why, this is he that kissed his hand 2040 02:09:11.300 --> 02:09:14.430 away in courtesy. This is the ape of form, is 2041 02:09:14.470 --> 02:09:17.529 sure the nice. that when he plays at tables chides 2042 02:09:17.569 --> 02:09:21.260 the dice in honorable terms nay he can sing a 2043 02:09:21.399 --> 02:09:25.500 mean most meanly and in ushering mend him who can 2044 02:09:26.039 --> 02:09:28.760 the ladies call him sweet the

stairs as he treads 2045 02:09:28.819 --> 02:09:31.960 on them kiss his feet this is the flower that 2046 02:09:32.100 --> 02:09:35.479 smiles on every one to show his teeth as white 2047 02:09:35.539 --> 02:09:39.520 as whale's bone and consciousness that will not die in 2048 02:09:39.640 --> 02:09:43.300 debt pay him the due of honey-tongued boyette. 2049 02:09:43.569 --> 02:09:47.029 A blister on his sweet tongue with my heart, that 2050 02:09:47.109 --> 02:09:49.800 put Armado's page out of his part. 2051 02:09:50.449 --> 02:09:54.260 See where it comes. Behaviour, what wert thou till this 2052 02:09:54.420 --> 02:09:57.319 madman showed thee? And what art thou now? 2053 02:09:58.100 --> 02:10:03.739 Re-enter the princess, ushered by Boyette, Rosalind, Maria, and Catherine. 2054 02:10:04.640 --> 02:10:08.680 All hail, sweet madam, and fair time of day. 2055 02:10:09.220 --> 02:10:13.100 Fair in all hail is foul, as I conceive. 2056 02:10:13.930 --> 02:10:16.609 Construe my speeches better, if you may. 2057 02:10:16.630 --> 02:10:20.090 Then wish me better. I will give you leave. 2058 02:10:20.710 --> 02:10:23.930 We came to visit you and propose now to lead 2059 02:10:23.989 --> 02:10:26.430 you to our court. Vouchsafe it then. 2060 02:10:26.909 --> 02:10:29.729 This field shall hold me, and so hold your vow. 2061 02:10:30.439 --> 02:10:33.819 Nor God, nor I, delights in perjured men. 2062 02:10:34.520 --> 02:10:38.399 Rebuke me not for that which you provoke. The virtue 2063 02:10:38.439 --> 02:10:41.180 of your eye must break my oath. 2064 02:10:41.899 --> 02:10:46.470 You nickname virtue. Vice you should have spoke, for virtuous 2065 02:10:46.569 --> 02:10:51.069 office never breaks men's troth. Now, by my maiden honour 2066 02:10:51.130 --> 02:10:55.649 yet as pure, as the unsullied lily I protest, a 2067 02:10:55.710 --> 02:10:59.069 world of torment so I should endure, I would not 2068 02:10:59.170 --> 02:11:02.590 yield to be your house's guest. So much I hate 2069 02:11:02.630 --> 02:11:07.159 a breaking cause to be, of heavenly oaths, vowed with integrity. 2070 02:11:08.189 --> 02:11:13.340 Oh, you have lived in desolation here, unseen, unvisited, much 2071 02:11:13.409 --> 02:11:14.460 to our shame. 2072 02:11:15.239 --> 02:11:18.739 Not so, my lord. It is not so, I swear. 2073 02:11:18.760 --> 02:11:23.100 We have had pastimes here, and pleasant game. A mess 2074 02:11:23.159 --> 02:11:24.800 of Russians left us but of late. 2075 02:11:25.520 --> 02:11:26.560 How, madam? 2076 02:11:27.060 --> 02:11:28.039 Russians? 2077 02:11:29.039 --> 02:11:33.640 Aye, in truth, my lord. Trim gallants, full of courtship 2078 02:11:33.699 --> 02:11:36.189 and of state. Madam, speak true. 2079 02:11:36.810 --> 02:11:39.300 It is not so, my lord. My lady, to the 2080 02:11:39.350 --> 02:11:43.880 manner of the days, in courtesy gives undeserving praise. We 2081 02:11:44.020 --> 02:11:48.399 four indeed confronted were with four in Russian habit. Here 2082 02:11:48.439 --> 02:11:52.250 they stayed an hour, and talked apace. And in that hour, 2083 02:11:52.329 --> 02:11:55.630 my lord, they did not bless us with one happy word. 2084 02:11:56.170 --> 02:11:59.029 I dare not call them fools, but this I think, 2085 02:11:59.489 --> 02:12:03.069 when they are thirsty, fools would fain have drink. 2086 02:12:03.680 --> 02:12:08.069 This jest is dry to me. fair gentle sweet your 2087 02:12:08.109 --> 02:12:11.470 wit makes wise things foolish when we greet with eyes 2088 02:12:11.550 --> 02:12:15.489 best seeing heaven's fiery eye by light we lose light 2089 02:12:15.930 --> 02:12:18.989 your capacity is of that nature that to your huge 2090 02:12:19.050 --> 02:12:23.909 store wise things seem foolish and rich things but poor. 2091 02:12:24.090 --> 02:12:28.210 This proves you wise and rich for in my. 2092 02:12:27.529 --> 02:12:31.109 Eye i am a fool and full of poverty. 2093 02:12:31.189 --> 02:12:34.289 But that you take what doth to you belong. It 2094 02:12:34.329 --> 02:12:37.130 were a fault to snatch words from my tongue. 2095 02:12:37.930 --> 02:12:41.029 Oh, I am yours, and all that I possess. 2096 02:12:41.800 --> 02:12:43.220 All the fool mine. 2097 02:12:43.229 --> 02:12:45.159 I cannot give you less. 2098 02:12:45.699 --> 02:12:48.159 Which of the wizards was it that you wore? 2099 02:12:48.659 --> 02:12:51.920 Where? When? What wizard? Why demand you this? 2100 02:12:52.500 --> 02:12:56.720 There, then, that wizard, that superfluous case that hid the 2101 02:12:56.779 --> 02:12:59.140 worse and showed the better face. 2102 02:12:59.829 --> 02:13:03.970 We are descried. They'll mock us now downright. 2103 02:13:04.649 --> 02:13:06.909 Let us confess and turn it into a jest. 2104 02:13:07.609 --> 02:13:10.939 Amazed, my lord, why looks your highness sad? 2105 02:13:11.460 --> 02:13:12.880 Help, hold his brows. 2106 02:13:13.319 --> 02:13:14.220 He is swooned. 2107 02:13:15.000 --> 02:13:19.260 Why look you pale? Seasick, I think, coming from Muscovy? 2108 02:13:19.960 --> 02:13:24.079 Thus pour the stars down plagues for perjury. Can any 2109 02:13:24.300 --> 02:13:28.510 face of brass hold longer out? Here stand I, ladies. 2110 02:13:29.039 --> 02:13:33.199 Dart thy skill at me, bruise me with scorn, confound 2111 02:13:33.220 --> 02:13:36.760 me with a flout, thrust thy sharp wit quite through 2112 02:13:36.819 --> 02:13:40.180 my ignorance, cut me to pieces with thy keen conceit, 2113 02:13:40.640 --> 02:13:43.779 and I will wish thee never more to dance, nor 2114 02:13:43.819 --> 02:13:47.739 never more in Russian habit wait. Oh, never will I 2115 02:13:47.859 --> 02:13:50.869 trust to speeches penned, nor to the motion of a 2116 02:13:50.970 --> 02:13:55.090 schoolboy's tongue, nor never come in visage to my friend, 2117 02:13:55.710 --> 02:14:00.439 nor woo in rhyme like a blind harper's song, taffeta phrases, 2118 02:14:00.800 --> 02:14:08.920 silken terms precise,

three-piled hyperboles, spruce affectation, figures pedantical. These 2119 02:14:08.960 --> 02:14:12.300 summer flies have blown me full of maggot ostentation. I 2120 02:14:12.340 --> 02:14:16.260 do forswear them, and I hear protest by this white glove. 2121 02:14:16.760 --> 02:14:20.739 How white the hand, God knows. Henceforth my wooing mind 2122 02:14:20.779 --> 02:14:24.920 shall be expressed in russet gaze, an honest curzy nose. 2123 02:14:25.689 --> 02:14:29.810 And to begin, wench, So God help me, la. My 2124 02:14:29.930 --> 02:14:34.460 love to thee is sound, sand's crack or flaw. 2125 02:14:35.100 --> 02:14:36.939 Sense, sense, I pray you. 2126 02:14:37.600 --> 02:14:41.420 Yet I have a trick of the old rage. Bear 2127 02:14:41.439 --> 02:14:45.539 with me, I am sick. I'll leave it by degrees. Soft, 2128 02:14:45.939 --> 02:14:49.859 let us see. Right, Lord have mercy on us, and 2129 02:14:49.960 --> 02:14:53.319 those three, they are infected. In their heart it lies, 2130 02:14:53.619 --> 02:14:55.729 they have the plague and caught it of your eyes. 2131 02:14:56.850 --> 02:15:00.680 These lords are visited. You are not free, for the 2132 02:15:00.729 --> 02:15:02.960 lord's tokens on you do I see. 2133 02:15:03.520 --> 02:15:06.100 No, they are free that gave these tokens to us. 2134 02:15:06.800 --> 02:15:10.079 Our states are forfeit. Seek not to undo us. 2135 02:15:10.899 --> 02:15:13.859 It is not so, for how can this be true 2136 02:15:14.159 --> 02:15:17.520 that you stand forfeit, being those that sue? 2137 02:15:17.819 --> 02:15:20.060 Peace, for I will not have to do with you. 2138 02:15:20.539 --> 02:15:23.529 Nor shall not, if I do as I intend. 2139 02:15:24.239 --> 02:15:27.279 Speak for yourself, my wit is at an end. 2140 02:15:27.939 --> 02:15:35.239 Teach us, sweet madam, for our rude transgression some fair excuse. 2141 02:15:36.060 --> 02:15:39.529 See, fairest is confession. Were not you here but even 2142 02:15:39.590 --> 02:15:40.630 now disguised? 2143 02:15:41.369 --> 02:15:43.489 Madam, I was. 2144 02:15:44.189 --> 02:15:45.649 And were you well advised? 2145 02:15:46.350 --> 02:15:48.529 I was fair, madam. 2146 02:15:49.289 --> 02:15:52.069 When you then were here, what did you whisper in 2147 02:15:52.109 --> 02:15:53.170 your lady's ear? 2148 02:15:53.760 --> 02:15:58.760 That, more than all the world, I did respect her. 2149 02:15:59.319 --> 02:16:02.340 When she shall challenge this, you will reject her. 2150 02:16:02.359 --> 02:16:04.760 Upon mine honour, no. 2151 02:16:06.300 --> 02:16:11.350 Peace, peace, forbear. Your oath once broke, you force not 2152 02:16:11.430 --> 02:16:12.210 to forswear. 2153 02:16:12.689 --> 02:16:16.470 Despise me when I break this oath of mine. 2154 02:16:17.010 --> 02:16:21.869 I will and therefore keep it rosaline what did the 2155 02:16:21.939 --> 02:16:23.819 russian whisper in your. 2156 02:16:23.340 --> 02:16:27.079 Ear madame he swore that he did hold me dear 2157 02:16:27.430 --> 02:16:31.770 as precious eyesight and did value me above this world, 2158 02:16:32.280 --> 02:16:36.170 adding thereto, moreover, that he would wed me, or else 2159 02:16:36.350 --> 02:16:39.590 die my lover. God give thee joy of him. The 2160 02:16:40.530 --> 02:16:43.729 noble lord most honourably doth uphold his word. 2161 02:16:44.329 --> 02:16:48.610 What mean you, madam? By my life, my troth, I 2162 02:16:48.889 --> 02:16:51.229 never swore this lady such an oath. 2163 02:16:51.770 --> 02:16:55.319 By heaven you did, and to confirm it plain, you 2164 02:16:55.360 --> 02:16:58.379 gave me this. But take it, sir, again. 2165 02:16:59.100 --> 02:17:02.680 My faith, and this the princess I did give, I 2166 02:17:03.700 --> 02:17:06.600 knew her by this jewel on her sleeve. 2167 02:17:07.180 --> 02:17:11.420 Pardon me, sir, this jewel did she wear, and Lord Baroon, 2168 02:17:11.440 --> 02:17:15.750 I think him, is my dear. What, will you have me, 2169 02:17:16.049 --> 02:17:17.209 or your pearl again? 2170 02:17:17.229 --> 02:17:22.870 Neither of either. I remit both twain. I see the 2171 02:17:22.909 --> 02:17:26.850 trick on't. Here was a consent, knowing aforehand of our merriment, 2172 02:17:27.379 --> 02:17:32.620 to dash it like a Christmas comedy, some carry-tail, some please-man, 2173 02:17:32.959 --> 02:17:37.889 some slight zany, some mumble-doos, some trencher-knight, some dick, that 2174 02:17:37.989 --> 02:17:40.510 smiles his cheek in years, and knows the trick to 2175 02:17:40.569 --> 02:17:45.010 make my lady laugh when she's disposed, told our intents before, which, 2176 02:17:45.290 --> 02:17:49.170 once disclosed, the ladies did change favours, and then we, 2177 02:17:49.229 --> 02:17:52.549 following the sign, would but the sign of she now 2178 02:17:52.629 --> 02:17:55.909 to our perjury to add more terror we are again 2179 02:17:55.950 --> 02:18:00.239 forsworn in will and error much upon this it is 2180 02:18:00.829 --> 02:18:05.860 to boyette and might not you forestall our sport to 2181 02:18:05.920 --> 02:18:09.450 make us thus untrue Do you not know my lady's 2182 02:18:09.530 --> 02:18:12.680 foot to the square? And laugh upon the apple of 2183 02:18:12.719 --> 02:18:15.840 her eye, And stand between her back, sir, and the fire, 2184 02:18:16.159 --> 02:18:20.520 Holding a trencher jesting merrily. You put our page out. Go, 2185 02:18:20.760 --> 02:18:24.239 you are allowed. Die when you will. A smock shall 2186 02:18:24.280 --> 02:18:28.209 be your shroud. You leer upon me, do you? There's 2187 02:18:28.270 --> 02:18:30.469 an eye wounds like a leaden sword. 2188 02:18:32.209 --> 02:18:35.750 Fool merrily has his brave manage This career been run. 2189 02:18:35.770 --> 02:18:40.290 Though he is tilting straight, Peace I have done. 2190 02:18:40.870 --> 02:18:41.950 Enter Costard. 2191 02:18:42.989 --> 02:18:46.190 Welcome, pure wit, thou part'st a fair fray. 2192 02:18:46.219 --> 02:18:50.579 O

Lord, sir, they would know whether the three worthies 2193 02:18:50.659 --> 02:18:51.719 can come in or no. 2194 02:18:52.280 --> 02:18:53.520 What, are there but three? 2195 02:18:54.059 --> 02:18:59.120 No, sir, but it's very fine, for every one percents three. 2196 02:18:59.739 --> 02:19:01.479 And three times thrice is nine. 2197 02:19:02.180 --> 02:19:05.540 Not so, sir. Under correction, sir. I hope it is 2198 02:19:05.600 --> 02:19:09.569 not so. You cannot beg it, sir. I can assure you, sir, 2199 02:19:09.930 --> 02:19:13.930 we know what we know. I hope, sir, three times thrice, sir. 2200 02:19:14.430 --> 02:19:15.799 Is not nine? 2201 02:19:16.139 --> 02:19:19.959 Under correction, sir. We know where until it doth amount. 2202 02:19:20.420 --> 02:19:23.200 By Jove, I always took three threes for nine. 2203 02:19:23.579 --> 02:19:26.370 Oh, Lord, sir. it were pity you should get your 2204 02:19:26.409 --> 02:19:30.239 living by reckoning sir how much is it o lord 2205 02:19:30.260 --> 02:19:34.680 sir the parties themselves the actors sir will show whereuntil 2206 02:19:34.879 --> 02:19:37.860 it doth amount for mine own part i am as 2207 02:19:37.940 --> 02:19:42.309 they say but to perfect one man in one poor 2208 02:19:42.350 --> 02:19:44.549 man Pompey in the great, sir. 2209 02:19:45.110 --> 02:19:46.329 Art thou one of the worthies? 2210 02:19:46.889 --> 02:19:49.350 It pleased them to think me worthy of Pompey in 2211 02:19:49.370 --> 02:19:52.450 the great. For mine own part, I know not the 2212 02:19:52.469 --> 02:19:55.649 degree of the worthy, but I am to stand for him. 2213 02:19:56.069 --> 02:19:57.010 Go bid them prepare. 2214 02:19:57.510 --> 02:20:00.250 We will turn it finally off, sir. We will take 2215 02:20:00.360 --> 02:20:01.940 some care. Exit. 2216 02:20:02.479 --> 02:20:06.540 Berune, they will shame us. Let them not approach. 2217 02:20:07.379 --> 02:20:10.280 We are shame-proof, my lord, and tis some policy to 2218 02:20:10.319 --> 02:20:12.440 have one show worse of the kings than his companies. 2219 02:20:13.030 --> 02:20:14.610 I say there shall not come. 2220 02:20:15.409 --> 02:20:19.819 Nay, my good lord, let me o'errule you now. That 2221 02:20:19.879 --> 02:20:24.059 sport best pleases that doth least know how, where zeal 2222 02:20:24.120 --> 02:20:28.319 strives to content, and ze contents dies in ze zeal 2223 02:20:28.379 --> 02:20:32.620 of that which it presents. Their form confounded makes most 2224 02:20:32.719 --> 02:20:37.010 form in mirth, when great things labouring perish in their birth. 2225 02:20:37.729 --> 02:20:39.889 A right description of our sport, my lord. 2226 02:20:40.729 --> 02:20:41.850 Enter Armado. 2227 02:20:42.639 --> 02:20:47.309 Anointed, I implore so much expense of thy royal sweet 2228 02:20:47.420 --> 02:20:49.989 breath as will utter a brace of words. 2229 02:20:50.709 --> 02:20:54.629 Converses apart with the king, and delivers him a paper. 2230 02:20:55.309 --> 02:20:56.950 Doth this man serve God? 2231 02:20:56.969 --> 02:20:58.270 Why ask you? 2232 02:20:58.690 --> 02:21:01.030 He speaks not like a man of God's making. 2233 02:21:01.049 --> 02:21:06.010 That is all won, my fair, sweet honey monarch. For 2234 02:21:06.090 --> 02:21:11.920 I protest, the schoolmaster is exceeding fantastical. Too, too vain, too, 2235 02:21:12.229 --> 02:21:16.049 too vain. But we will put it, as they say, 2236 02:21:16.149 --> 02:21:19.350 to fortune de la guerre. I wish you the peace 2237 02:21:19.389 --> 02:21:21.770 of mind, most royal compliment. 2238 02:21:22.739 --> 02:21:23.120 Exit. 2239 02:21:23.719 --> 02:21:26.280 Here is like to be a good presence of worthies. 2240 02:21:26.680 --> 02:21:30.719 He presents Hector of Troy, the swain Pompey the Great, 2241 02:21:31.219 --> 02:21:38.569 the parish curate Alexander, Amado's page Hercules, the pedant Judas Maccabeus. 2242 02:21:39.639 --> 02:21:43.790 And if these four worthies in their first show thrive, 2243 02:21:43.870 --> 02:21:47.889 these four will change habits and present the other five. 2244 02:21:47.909 --> 02:21:50.090 There is five in the first show. 2245 02:21:50.629 --> 02:21:52.989 You are deceived. Tis not so. 2246 02:21:53.629 --> 02:21:57.129 The pedant, the braggart, the hedge-priest, the fool, and the 2247 02:21:57.170 --> 02:22:00.239 boy are made throw at Novum, and the whole world 2248 02:22:00.280 --> 02:22:03.379 again cannot pick out five such, take each one in 2249 02:22:03.420 --> 02:22:03.860 his vein. 2250 02:22:04.280 --> 02:22:08.239 The ship is under sail, and here she comes amain. 2251 02:22:09.219 --> 02:22:11.239 Enter Kostad for Pompey. 2252 02:22:11.260 --> 02:22:15.780 Oi, Pompey-em. You are not he. 2253 02:22:15.799 --> 02:22:19.920 Oi, Pompey-em. With Leber's head on knee. 2254 02:22:20.959 --> 02:22:23.989 Well said, old mocker. I must need to be friends 2255 02:22:24.020 --> 02:22:24.309 with thee. 2256 02:22:25.079 --> 02:22:30.319 I pompey am pompey surnamed the big the great it 2257 02:22:30.520 --> 02:22:35.280 is great sir pompey surnamed the great that often filled 2258 02:22:35.340 --> 02:22:38.680 with targ and shield did make my foe to sweat 2259 02:22:39.159 --> 02:22:42.100 and travelling along the coast i here am come by 2260 02:22:42.180 --> 02:22:45.620 chance and lay my arms before the legs of this 2261 02:22:45.680 --> 02:22:50.190 sweet lass of france If your lady should say, thanks, Pompey, 2262 02:22:50.690 --> 02:22:51.319 I had done. 2263 02:22:51.920 --> 02:22:53.639 Great thanks, great Pompey. 2264 02:22:53.659 --> 02:22:56.959 It is not much worth, but I hope I was perfect. 2265 02:22:58.020 --> 02:22:59.780 I made a little fault in great. 2266 02:23:00.409 --> 02:23:03.549 My hat to a hippity, Pompey proves the best worthy. 2267 02:23:04.229 --> 02:23:06.549 Enter Sir Nathaniel for Alexander. 2268 02:23:07.319 --> 02:23:13.409 When in the world I lived, I was the world's commander. 2269

02:23:14.290 --> 02:23:20.950 By east, west, north, and south, I spread my conquering might. 2270 02:23:21.870 --> 02:23:28.479 My Scotch and plain declares that I am Alexander. Your 2271 02:23:28.520 --> 02:23:32.659 nose says no, you are not, for it stands to right. 2272 02:23:33.200 --> 02:23:36.420 Your nose smells, though, in this most tender-smelling night. 2273 02:23:36.959 --> 02:23:40.579 The conqueror is dismayed. Proceed, good Alexander. 2274 02:23:40.600 --> 02:23:47.700 When in the world I lived, I was the world's commander. 2275 02:23:48.639 --> 02:23:52.139 My truth is right. You were so, Alexander. 2276 02:23:52.159 --> 02:23:53.440 Poppy the Great. 2277 02:23:53.780 --> 02:23:55.579 Your servant and costard. 2278 02:23:56.139 --> 02:23:58.620 Take away the conqueror. Take away Alexander. 2279 02:23:59.180 --> 02:24:04.569 Costard to Sir Nathaniel. Oh, sir, you have overthrown Alessandro, 2280 02:24:04.770 --> 02:24:07.709 the conqueror. You will be scraped out of the painted 2281 02:24:07.809 --> 02:24:11.930 cloth for this. Your lion, that holds his poleaxe sitting 2282 02:24:12.030 --> 02:24:15.610 on a closed stool, will be given to Ajax. He 2283 02:24:15.670 --> 02:24:19.100 will be the ninth worthy, a conqueror and a fear 2284 02:24:19.120 --> 02:24:25.360 to speak. Run away for shame, Alessandro. Nathaniel retires. There, 2285 02:24:25.719 --> 02:24:29.719 and shall please you. A foolish, mild man, an honest man, 2286 02:24:29.809 --> 02:24:34.129 look you. and soon dashed. He's a marvellous good neighbour, faith, 2287 02:24:34.530 --> 02:24:38.799 and a very good bowler. But for Alessandra, alas, you 2288 02:24:38.840 --> 02:24:42.739 see how tis, a little all parted. But they are 2289 02:24:42.780 --> 02:24:46.299 worthy's a-coming will speak their mind in some other sort. 2290 02:24:46.979 --> 02:24:48.639 Stand aside, good Pompey. 2291 02:24:49.319 --> 02:24:53.299 Enter Holophanes, for Judas, and Mote for Hercules. 2292 02:24:55.100 --> 02:25:01.510 A great Hercules is presented by this imp. whose club 2293 02:25:01.709 --> 02:25:08.319 killed Cerberus, that three-headed canis. And when he was a babe, 2294 02:25:08.520 --> 02:25:13.040 a child, a shrimp, thus did he strangle serpents in 2295 02:25:13.079 --> 02:25:20.549 his manis. Quonium he seemeth in minority. Ergo, I come 2296 02:25:20.690 --> 02:25:25.850 with this apology. Keep some state in thy exit and vanish. 2297 02:25:26.569 --> 02:25:27.690 Moat retires. 2298 02:25:28.440 --> 02:25:29.959 Judas I am. 2299 02:25:30.670 --> 02:25:31.469 A Judas? 2300 02:25:32.049 --> 02:25:38.409 Not Iscariot, sir. Judas I am Eclipt Maccabeus. 2301 02:25:39.049 --> 02:25:41.829 Judas Maccabeus dipped this plain Judas. 2302 02:25:42.639 --> 02:25:48.579 A kissing traitor. How art thou proved, Judas? Judas I am. 2303 02:25:49.180 --> 02:25:51.219 The more shame for you, Judas. 2304 02:25:51.719 --> 02:25:53.120 What mean you, sir? 2305 02:25:53.520 --> 02:25:55.329 To make Judas hang himself. 2306 02:25:56.309 --> 02:26:01.420 Begin, sir. You are my elder. Well followed. Judas was 2307 02:26:01.430 --> 02:26:04.780 hanged on an elder. I will not be put out 2308 02:26:04.840 --> 02:26:09.100 of countenance. Because thou hast no face. What is this? 2309 02:26:09.120 --> 02:26:11.280 A sit-down head. 2310 02:26:11.680 --> 02:26:12.760 The head of a bodkin. 2311 02:26:13.280 --> 02:26:14.799 A death's face in a ring. 2312 02:26:15.280 --> 02:26:18.780 The face of an old Roman queen scarce seen. The 2313 02:26:18.840 --> 02:26:20.649 bummer of Caesar's fashion. 2314 02:26:21.000 --> 02:26:23.409 The carved bone face on a flask. 2315 02:26:23.889 --> 02:26:25.850 St. George's half-cheek in a brooch. 2316 02:26:26.510 --> 02:26:28.920 Aye and in a brooch of lead. 2317 02:26:28.639 --> 02:26:31.639 Aye and worn in the cap of a tooth drawer 2318 02:26:32.200 --> 02:26:34.780 and now forward for we have put thee in countenance 2319 02:26:35.500 --> 02:26:39.379 you have put me out of countenance false we have 2320 02:26:39.420 --> 02:26:44.399 given thee faces but you have out-faced them all Had 2321 02:26:44.420 --> 02:26:46.360 thou wert a lion, we would do so. 2322 02:26:47.040 --> 02:26:51.559 Therefore, seize an ass, let him go, and so adieu, 2323 02:26:51.579 --> 02:26:54.219 sweet Jude. Nay, why dost thou stay? 2324 02:26:54.760 --> 02:26:56.819 For the letter end of his name. 2325 02:26:57.440 --> 02:27:01.700 For the ass to the Jude, give it him. Judas, away! 2326 02:27:01.719 --> 02:27:06.559 This is not generous, not gentle, not humble. 2327 02:27:06.579 --> 02:27:11.540 Unlike for Monsieur Judas, it grows dark, he may stumble. 2328 02:27:12.290 --> 02:27:13.989 Holophanes retires. 2329 02:27:14.729 --> 02:27:18.430 Alas, poor Maccabee, how hath he been baited? 2330 02:27:19.250 --> 02:27:21.239 Enter Armado for Hector. 2331 02:27:21.920 --> 02:27:25.739 Hide thy head, Achilles. Here comes Hector in arms. 2332 02:27:26.459 --> 02:27:29.500 Though my mocks come home by me, I will now 2333 02:27:29.600 --> 02:27:30.219 be merry. 2334 02:27:30.780 --> 02:27:33.510 Hector was but a Trojan in respect of this. 2335 02:27:33.530 --> 02:27:35.409 What is this, Hector? 2336 02:27:35.430 --> 02:27:39.129 I think Hector was not so clean-timbered. 2337 02:27:39.149 --> 02:27:41.510 Histle? is too big for Hector's. 2338 02:27:42.010 --> 02:27:43.250 More calf, certain. 2339 02:27:44.270 --> 02:27:46.850 No, he is best endued in the small. 2340 02:27:46.879 --> 02:27:48.600 This cannot be Hector. 2341 02:27:49.000 --> 02:27:51.360 He's a god or a painter, for he makes faces. 2342 02:27:52.059 --> 02:27:59.100 The omnipotent Mars of Lances the Almighty. Gave Hector a gift. 2343 02:27:59.760 --> 02:28:01.079 A gilt nutmeg. 2344 02:28:01.500 --> 02:28:02.069 A lemon. 2345 02:28:02.530 --> 02:28:03.649 Stuck with clothes. 2346 02:28:04.049 --> 02:28:06.409 No, cloven. Peace. 2347 02:28:07.430 --> 02:28:13.989 The omnipotent Mars of

Lances the Almighty gave Hector a gift. 2348 02:28:14.629 --> 02:28:16.049 The heir of Elion. 2349 02:28:16.690 --> 02:28:21.170 A man so brave that certain he would fight. Yea, 2350 02:28:21.610 --> 02:28:26.969 from morn till night, out of his pavilion. I am 2351 02:28:27.149 --> 02:28:28.489 that flower. 2352 02:28:29.069 --> 02:28:29.790 That mint. 2353 02:28:30.170 --> 02:28:35.670 That columbine. Sweet Lord Longaville, rain thy tongue. I must 2354 02:28:35.729 --> 02:28:38.809 rather give it the rain, for it runs against Hector. 2355 02:28:38.829 --> 02:28:41.270 Aye, and Hector's a greyhound. 2356 02:28:41.750 --> 02:28:46.409 The sweet warman is dead and rotten. Sweet sharks beat 2357 02:28:46.469 --> 02:28:49.790 not the bones of the buried. When he breathed, he 2358 02:28:49.829 --> 02:28:54.010 was a man. But I will forward with my device. 2359 02:28:54.780 --> 02:28:55.500 To the princess. 2360 02:28:56.219 --> 02:29:00.110 Sweet royalty, bestow on me the sense of hearing. 2361 02:29:00.989 --> 02:29:03.889 Speak, boy Hector, we are much delighted. 2362 02:29:03.909 --> 02:29:08.149 I do adore thy sweet grace's slipper. 2363 02:29:08.829 --> 02:29:10.709 Boy it aside to Domain. 2364 02:29:11.350 --> 02:29:12.469 Loves her by the foot. 2365 02:29:12.989 --> 02:29:17.190 Domain aside to Boy it. He may not by the yard. 2366 02:29:17.850 --> 02:29:21.559 This Hector, far surmounted Hannibal. 2367 02:29:22.610 --> 02:29:25.690 The party is gone fellow hector she is gone she 2368 02:29:25.750 --> 02:29:27.159 is two months on her. 2369 02:29:27.079 --> 02:29:31.840 Way what meanest thou faith unless you play the honest 2370 02:29:31.899 --> 02:29:35.879 triton the poor wench is cast away she's quick the 2371 02:29:35.940 --> 02:29:40.750 child brags in her belly already tis yours dost thou 2372 02:29:41.000 --> 02:29:47.600 infamise me young man potentates thou shalt die then. 2373 02:29:47.459 --> 02:29:51.040 Shall hector be whipped for jaconetta that is quick by 2374 02:29:51.079 --> 02:29:53.899 him and hanged for pompey that is dead by him 2375 02:29:54.340 --> 02:29:57.920 most rare pompey renowned. 2376 02:29:57.299 --> 02:30:03.100 Pompey greater than great great great great pompey pompey the. 2377 02:30:03.040 --> 02:30:05.979 Huge hector trembles. 2378 02:30:06.000 --> 02:30:10.159 Pompius move more ates more ates stir them on stir them. 2379 02:30:10.180 --> 02:30:12.200 On hector will challenge him. 2380 02:30:12.100 --> 02:30:15.479 Hector aye if i have no more man's blood in's 2381 02:30:15.540 --> 02:30:16.920 belly than will supper. 2382 02:30:16.680 --> 02:30:21.549 Flee by the north pole i do challenge thee. 2383 02:30:21.829 --> 02:30:24.069 I will not fight with a pole like a northern 2384 02:30:24.090 --> 02:30:27.430 man i'll slash i'll do it by the sword i 2385 02:30:27.809 --> 02:30:31.229 bepray you let me borrow my arms again room for 2386 02:30:31.250 --> 02:30:34.409 the incensed worthies hector i'll do it in my

shirt 2387 02:30:35.100 --> 02:30:36.680 Most resolute Pompey. 2388 02:30:37.200 --> 02:30:41.139 Master, let me take you a buttonhole lower. Do you 2389 02:30:41.200 --> 02:30:45.729 not see Pompey is uncasing for the combat? What mean you? 2390 02:30:46.190 --> 02:30:48.110 You will lose your reputation. 2391 02:30:48.770 --> 02:30:54.110 Gentlemen and soldiers, pardon me. I will not combat in 2392 02:30:54.170 --> 02:30:54.989 my shirt. 2393 02:30:55.629 --> 02:30:58.770 You may not deny it. Pompey hath made the challenge. 2394 02:30:59.350 --> 02:31:02.829 Sweet bloods, I both may and will. 2395 02:31:03.590 --> 02:31:04.909 What reason have you for it? 2396 02:31:05.430 --> 02:31:08.670 The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt. 2397 02:31:09.590 --> 02:31:13.500 I go wallward for penance. True, and it was enjoyed 2398 02:31:13.510 --> 02:31:16.100 him in Rome for want of linen, since when, I'll 2399 02:31:16.120 --> 02:31:19.440 be sworn, he wore none but the dishcloth of Jacquinet's house, 2400 02:31:19.940 --> 02:31:23.040 and that, well, next it's out for a favour. 2401 02:31:23.739 --> 02:31:26.260 Enter Marquette. God save you, madam. 2402 02:31:26.799 --> 02:31:31.250 Welcome, Marquette. But that thou interrupted our merriment. 2403 02:31:31.870 --> 02:31:34.670 I am sorry, madam, for the news I bring is 2404 02:31:34.729 --> 02:31:35.590 heavy in my tongue. 2405 02:31:36.569 --> 02:31:37.549 The king, your father? 2406 02:31:37.930 --> 02:31:39.370 Dead for my life. 2407 02:31:40.129 --> 02:31:42.770 Even so, my tale is told. 2408 02:31:43.389 --> 02:31:47.329 Worthies, away. The scene begins to cloud. 2409 02:31:47.969 --> 02:31:52.690 For mine own part, I breathe free breath. I have 2410 02:31:52.729 --> 02:31:55.850 seen a day of wrong through the little hole of discretion. 2411 02:31:56.950 --> 02:31:59.540 and I will write myself like a soldier. 2412 02:32:00.360 --> 02:32:01.479 Exeunt worthies. 2413 02:32:02.180 --> 02:32:05.739 How fares your majesty? Boyette, prepare. 2414 02:32:05.760 --> 02:32:07.600 I wheel away to-night. 2415 02:32:08.239 --> 02:32:12.709 Madam, not so. I do beseech you, stay. 2416 02:32:13.250 --> 02:32:17.610 Prepare, I say. I thank you, gracious lords, for all 2417 02:32:17.629 --> 02:32:21.729 your fair endeavours, and entreat, out of a new sad soul, 2418 02:32:21.750 --> 02:32:26.170 that you vouchsafe in your rich wisdom to excuse or 2419 02:32:26.290 --> 02:32:31.129 hide the liberal opposition of our spirits. If overboldly we 2420 02:32:31.170 --> 02:32:35.790 have borne ourselves in the converse of breath, your gentleness 2421 02:32:36.110 --> 02:32:40.860 was guilty of it. farewell worthy lord a heavy heart 2422 02:32:40.920 --> 02:32:44.780 bears not a nimble tongue excuse me so coming too 2423 02:32:44.879 --> 02:32:48.370 short of thanks for my great suit so easily obtained 2424 02:32:48.989 --> 02:32:54.090 the extreme parts of time extremely forms all causes to 2425 02:32:54.139 --> 02:32:59.020 the purpose of his speed and often at his very 2426 02:32:59.120 --> 02:33:05.010 loose decides, that which long process could not arbitrate, and 2427 02:33:05.110 --> 02:33:10.129 through the mourning brow of progeny forbid the smiling courtesy 2428 02:33:10.190 --> 02:33:15.549 of love, the holy suit which fain it would convince, yet, 2429 02:33:16.090 --> 02:33:20.090 since love's argument was first on foot, let not the 2430 02:33:20.129 --> 02:33:24.889 cloud of sorrow jostle it from what it purposed, since 2431 02:33:25.329 --> 02:33:29.729 to wail friends lost is not by much so wholesome 2432 02:33:29.790 --> 02:33:35.270 profitable as to rejoice at friends but newly found. I 2433 02:33:35.350 --> 02:33:38.110 understand you not. My griefs are double. 2434 02:33:38.129 --> 02:33:42.940 Honest plain words best pierce the air of grief, and 2435 02:33:42.979 --> 02:33:47.299 by these badges understand the king. For your fair sakes 2436 02:33:47.340 --> 02:33:51.200 have we neglected time, played foul play with our oaths. 2437 02:33:52.139 --> 02:33:57.059 Your beauty, ladies— hath much deformed us, fashioning our humours 2438 02:33:57.260 --> 02:34:00.319 even to the opposed end of our intents, and what 2439 02:34:00.440 --> 02:34:04.020 in us hath seemed ridiculous, as love is full of 2440 02:34:04.180 --> 02:34:08.420 unbefitting strains, all wanted as a child, skipping and vain, 2441 02:34:09.260 --> 02:34:12.200 formed by the eye, and therefore like the eye, full 2442 02:34:12.219 --> 02:34:16.290 of strange shapes, of habits, and of forms, varying in subjects, 2443 02:34:16.350 --> 02:34:18.590 as the eye doth roll to every varied object in 2444 02:34:18.649 --> 02:34:23.559 its glance, which, party-coated presence of loose love put on 2445 02:34:23.639 --> 02:34:28.209 by us, if in your heavenly eyes have misbecome our 2446 02:34:28.510 --> 02:34:32.709 oaths and gravities, those heavenly eyes that look into these 2447 02:34:32.770 --> 02:34:38.350 faults suggested us to make. Therefore, ladies, our love being yours, 2448 02:34:39.209 --> 02:34:43.549 the error that love makes is likewise yours. We to 2449 02:34:43.610 --> 02:34:47.170 ourselves prove false by being once false forever to be 2450 02:34:47.250 --> 02:34:51.329 true to those that make us both fair ladies, you, 2451 02:34:51.969 --> 02:34:57.329 and even that falsehood, in itself a sin, that purifies itself, 2452 02:34:57.770 --> 02:34:58.850 and turns to grace. 2453 02:34:59.549 --> 02:35:03.149 We have received your letters full of love, your favours, 2454 02:35:03.170 --> 02:35:08.420 the ambassadors of love, and in our maiden council, rated them, 2455 02:35:08.840 --> 02:35:13.139 at courtship, pleasant jest and courtesy, as bombast and as 2456 02:35:13.219 --> 02:35:16.600 lining to the time, but more devout than this in 2457 02:35:16.659 --> 02:35:20.950 our respects, have we not been? and therefore met your 2458 02:35:21.010 --> 02:35:24.629 loves in

their own fashion, like a merriment. 2459 02:35:25.430 --> 02:35:28.129 Our letters, madam, showed much more than jest. 2460 02:35:28.750 --> 02:35:32.290 So did our looks. We did not quote them so. 2461 02:35:32.909 --> 02:35:37.250 Now, at the latest minute of the hour, grant us 2462 02:35:37.309 --> 02:35:38.069 your loves. 2463 02:35:38.930 --> 02:35:42.569 It time me thinks, too short, to make a world 2464 02:35:42.610 --> 02:35:47.399 without end bargain e'en. No, no, my lord, your grace 2465 02:35:47.500 --> 02:35:52.590 is perjured much. full of dear guiltiness, and therefore this, 2466 02:35:53.309 --> 02:35:56.209 if for my love has there is no such cause, 2467 02:35:56.850 --> 02:35:59.829 you will do aught, this shall you do for me. 2468 02:35:59.850 --> 02:36:03.760 Your oath I will not trust, but go with speed 2469 02:36:04.059 --> 02:36:07.979 to some forlorn and naked hermitage, remote from all the 2470 02:36:08.020 --> 02:36:11.979 pleasures of the world, there stay until the twelve celestial 2471 02:36:12.040 --> 02:36:16.649 signs have brought about the annual reckoning. If this austere 2472 02:36:16.709 --> 02:36:20.209 and sociable life Change not your offer, made in heat 2473 02:36:20.250 --> 02:36:25.090 of blood. If frosts and fasts, hard lodging and zin weeds, 2474 02:36:25.709 --> 02:36:29.069 Nip not the gaudy blossoms of your love, But that 2475 02:36:29.110 --> 02:36:33.170 it bears this trial and last love. Then, at the 2476 02:36:33.270 --> 02:36:37.540 expiration of the year, come challenge me, Challenge me by 2477 02:36:37.600 --> 02:36:42.040 these desserts, And by this virgin palm now kissing thine, 2478 02:36:42.930 --> 02:36:47.239 I will be zine until that instant shut my woeful 2479 02:36:47.319 --> 02:36:50.520 self up in a mourning house, raining the tears of 2480 02:36:50.579 --> 02:36:55.639 lamentation for the remembrance of my father's death. If this 2481 02:36:55.700 --> 02:37:00.079 thou do deny, let our hands part, neither entitled in 2482 02:37:00.120 --> 02:37:00.959 the other's heart. 2483 02:37:01.819 --> 02:37:05.969 If this, or more than this, I would deny, to 2484 02:37:06.049 --> 02:37:09.750 flatter up these powers of mine with rest, the sudden 2485 02:37:09.809 --> 02:37:14.700 hand of death close up mine eye, hence ever then 2486 02:37:15.399 --> 02:37:19.219 my heart is in thy breast and. 2487 02:37:19.200 --> 02:37:22.270 What to me my love and what to we? 2488 02:37:22.909 --> 02:37:26.559 You must be purged, too. Your sins are wrecked. You 2489 02:37:26.620 --> 02:37:30.700 are attained with faults and perjury. Therefore, if you my 2490 02:37:30.819 --> 02:37:34.639 favor mean to get, a twelve-month shall you spend, and 2491 02:37:34.799 --> 02:37:38.329 never rest, but seek the weary beds of people sick. 2492 02:37:38.989 --> 02:37:41.889 But what to me, my love? But what to me, 2493 02:37:41.909 --> 02:37:42.649 a wife? 2494 02:37:43.430 --> 02:37:49.840 A beard, fair health, and honesty. With threefold love I 2495 02:37:49.920 --> 02:37:52.059 wish you all these three. 2496 02:37:52.079 --> 02:37:55.780 Oh, shall I say I thank you, gentle wife. 2497 02:37:56.500 --> 02:38:00.180 Not so, my lord. Twelve month and a day I'll 2498 02:38:00.219 --> 02:38:05.739 mark no words that smooth-faced wooers say. Come when the 2499 02:38:05.819 --> 02:38:10.280 king doth to my lady come. Then, if I have 2500 02:38:10.389 --> 02:38:12.790 much love, I'll give you some. 2501 02:38:13.569 --> 02:38:16.309 I'll serve thee true and faithfully till then. 2502 02:38:17.059 --> 02:38:20.239 Yet swear not, lest ye be forsworn again. 2503 02:38:20.260 --> 02:38:22.319 What says Maria? 2504 02:38:22.340 --> 02:38:27.209 At the twelve-month's end I'll change my black gown for 2505 02:38:27.329 --> 02:38:28.549 a faithful friend. 2506 02:38:29.329 --> 02:38:32.690 I'll stay with patience, but the time is long. 2507 02:38:33.309 --> 02:38:36.409 The lack of you, few Torah are so young. 2508 02:38:37.049 --> 02:38:42.489 Studies, my lady? Mistress, look on me. Behold the window 2509 02:38:42.530 --> 02:38:46.610 of my heart, mine eye. What humble suit attends thy 2510 02:38:46.709 --> 02:38:50.590 answer there? Impose some service on me for thy love. 2511 02:38:51.250 --> 02:38:54.430 Oft have I heard of you, my lord Berun, before 2512 02:38:54.510 --> 02:38:58.299 I saw you, and the world's large tongue proclaims you 2513 02:38:58.420 --> 02:39:02.520 for a man replete with mocks, full of comparisons and 2514 02:39:02.639 --> 02:39:07.059 wounding flouts, which you on all estates will execute that 2515 02:39:07.120 --> 02:39:10.329 lie within the mercy of your wit. to weed this 2516 02:39:10.469 --> 02:39:14.299 wormwood from your fruitful brain, and therewithal to win me, 2517 02:39:14.680 --> 02:39:17.920 if you please, without the which I am not to 2518 02:39:17.959 --> 02:39:22.120 be won. You shall this twelve-month term from day to 2519 02:39:22.159 --> 02:39:26.989 day visit the speechless sick, and still converse with groaning wretches, 2520 02:39:27.389 --> 02:39:30.469 and your task shall be, with all the fierce endeavour 2521 02:39:30.530 --> 02:39:34.450 of your wit, to enforce the pained impotent to smile. 2522 02:39:34.469 --> 02:39:38.250 To move while laughter at the throat of death? It 2523 02:39:38.399 --> 02:39:43.829 cannot be. It is impossible. Mirth cannot move a soul 2524 02:39:43.889 --> 02:39:44.489 in agony. 2525 02:39:45.069 --> 02:39:48.649 Why, that's the way to choke a gibing spirit, whose 2526 02:39:48.729 --> 02:39:52.809 influence is begot of that loose grace which shallow laughing 2527 02:39:52.889 --> 02:39:57.549 hearers give to fools. A jest's prosperity lies in the 2528 02:39:57.850 --> 02:40:01.059 ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue 2529 02:40:01.120 --> 02:40:05.159 of him that makes it. Then, if sickly ears, deft 2530 02:40:05.219 --> 02:40:08.600 with the clamors of their own dear groans, will

hear 2531 02:40:08.700 --> 02:40:12.719 your idle scorns, continue then, and I will have you 2532 02:40:12.879 --> 02:40:16.979 and that fault withal. But if they will not, throw 2533 02:40:17.059 --> 02:40:20.079 away that spirit, and I shall find you empty of 2534 02:40:20.149 --> 02:40:23.389 that fault, right joyful of your reformation. 2535 02:40:23.930 --> 02:40:30.030 A twelve-month? Well, befall what will befall. I'll jest a 2536 02:40:30.069 --> 02:40:31.649 twelve-month in an hospital. 2537 02:40:32.270 --> 02:40:33.469 Princess to the king. 2538 02:40:33.489 --> 02:40:37.639 Ay, sweet my lord, and so I take my leave. 2539 02:40:38.350 --> 02:40:40.770 No, madam, we will bring you on your way. 2540 02:40:40.799 --> 02:40:45.180 Our wooing doth not end like an old play. Jack 2541 02:40:45.239 --> 02:40:49.159 hath not Jill. These ladies' courtesy might well have made 2542 02:40:49.219 --> 02:40:50.280 our sport a comedy. 2543 02:40:50.799 --> 02:40:54.479 Come, sir, it wants twelve month and a day, and 2544 02:40:54.579 --> 02:40:55.659 then twill end. 2545 02:40:56.239 --> 02:40:58.340 That's too long for a play. 2546 02:40:59.139 --> 02:41:00.500 Re-enter Armado. 2547 02:41:01.319 --> 02:41:03.719 Sweet Majesty, vouchsafe me. 2548 02:41:04.139 --> 02:41:05.340 Was not that Hector? 2549 02:41:05.799 --> 02:41:07.299 The worthy knight of Troy. 2550 02:41:07.860 --> 02:41:12.500 I will kiss thy royal finger and take leave. I 2551 02:41:12.600 --> 02:41:16.420 am a vultury. I have vowed to Jeconetta to hold 2552 02:41:16.479 --> 02:41:20.260 the plough for her sweet love three years. But most 2553 02:41:20.319 --> 02:41:24.200 esteemed Grinus, will you hear the dialogue that the two 2554 02:41:24.260 --> 02:41:27.389 learned men have compiled in praise of the owl and 2555 02:41:27.430 --> 02:41:30.770 the cuckoo? It should have followed in the end of 2556 02:41:30.850 --> 02:41:31.370 our show. 2557 02:41:32.069 --> 02:41:34.370 Call them forth quickly. We will do so. 2558 02:41:34.389 --> 02:41:36.750 Hola. Approach. 2559 02:41:37.610 --> 02:41:45.620 Re-enter Holophanes, Nathaniel, Mote, Kostad, and others. This side is Haim's. 2560 02:41:46.040 --> 02:41:48.799 We enter. This there the spring. 2561 02:41:49.659 --> 02:41:53.250 The one maintained by the owl, the other by the cuckoo. 2562 02:41:54.389 --> 02:41:55.469 There begin. 2563 02:41:56.440 --> 02:42:04.100 When daisies pied and violets blew, and ladies' smocks all silver-white, 2564 02:42:04.860 --> 02:42:10.510 and cuckoo buds of yellow hue do paint the meadows 2565 02:42:10.569 --> 02:42:20.649 with delight, the cuckoo then on every tree mocks married men, 2566 02:42:20.770 --> 02:42:22.370 for thus sings he. 2567 02:42:25.190 --> 02:42:39.819 Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, a word of fear, unpleasing to a 2568 02:42:39.860 --> 02:42:43.790 married ear. When shepherds pipe on. 2569 02:42:43.770 --> 02:42:52.079 Oaten straws, and merry larks are ploughman's clocks, When turtles 2570 02:42:52.180 --> 02:43:01.010 tread and rooks and daws, and maidens bleach their summer smocks. 2571 02:43:01.989 --> 02:43:09.329 The cuckoo then on every tree, mocks married men, for 2572 02:43:09.450 --> 02:43:10.629 thus sings he. 2573 02:43:13.899 --> 02:43:19.440 Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, O word of fear, Unpleasing to a 2574 02:43:19.500 --> 02:43:20.250 married ear. 2575 02:43:29.500 --> 02:43:35.719 When icicles hang by the wall and dick the shepherd 2576 02:43:35.760 --> 02:43:42.399 blows his nail and tom bears logs into the hall 2577 02:43:42.940 --> 02:43:48.940 and milk comes frozen home in pale when blood is 2578 02:43:49.139 --> 02:43:56.020 nipped and waste befoul then nightly sings the staring owl 2579 02:43:56.559 --> 02:44:02.899 to wit to who A merry note. While greasy Joan 2580 02:44:02.950 --> 02:44:09.420 doth keel the pot. When all aloud the wind doth blow, 2581 02:44:09.959 --> 02:44:16.170 And coughing drowns the parson's soul, And birds see brooding 2582 02:44:16.340 --> 02:44:21.889 in the snow, And Marian's nose looks red and raw, 2583 02:44:22.450 --> 02:44:28.309 When roasted crabs hiss in the bowl, Then nightly sings 2584 02:44:28.409 --> 02:44:35.510 the staring owl, to wit to a merry note why 2585 02:44:35.530 --> 02:44:39.600 greasy joan doth keel the pot 2586 02:44:40.579 --> 02:44:43.600 The words of mercury are harsh after the songs of 2587 02:44:43.659 --> 02:44:47.670 apollo you that way we this way