บทถอดความฉบับเต็มของ Muffin Maverick - 20th September 2019

things that they said, Yes, So this girl, it was in his class. The boy in his class that had hired her for the day had her taking all the notes. So he's just sitting back, she's writing down all the notes in class, and then he asked her to go and fill his water bottle. So she went off to fill the water bottle, and then when she came back, he goes, actually, anyone else need any water? And she's gone walking and she carried them all at once, she went and filled them, and she came back in with twenty one water bottles in my arms, and he goes. And then at lunchtime we've walked past and it wasn't raining at all. It was quite sunny at lunchtime yesterday, and there was a bunch of kids playing handball, and there's just this guy. There's one year to students standing there holding an umbrella above the kids. The Rabbit and Julie Goodwin podcast talked. 00:06:08 Speaker 3: To you yesterday about how I was going to go and pick up something that I had. 00:06:10 Speaker 2: Bought off Facebook Marketplace. 00:06:13 Speaker 3: Yes, and now you were saying that you haven't done that for a while. 00:06:16 Speaker 1: No, I don't. I don't know that I've bought brought in I save. I saved so many things. Oh my god. I actually took my wife through all the things I've saved on there last night because I said, Julie's going and picking something up today that she's brought on Facebook Marketplace. And all I ever do is save things. I want to buy something. I actually want to like commit to buying something. So I want to show you most of the things. Most of the things I showed all had sold on them. That works well Facebook, I need to sell some things because everything sells on. 00:06:46 Speaker 2: Them wanting to buy some things. 00:06:49 Speaker 1: Well, I feel I need to sell some things first, or so you can afford to buy something. Yes, so I'm allowed to buy some things. But yeah, I took it through. There's like outdoor dining things. That was mostly what it was. And because I don't know what sort of thing, what sort of style she's wanting. Yeah, she just sat there and went, no, no, none of those style. Yeah, so no again, I still haven't bought anything. Did you go and pick it up? 00:07:14 Speaker 3: Yes? 00:07:14 Speaker 2: I did. 00:07:15 Speaker 4: So. 00:07:15 Speaker 3: It was a side table, hall table, not a table, a sideboard. 00:07:20 Speaker 1: I don't even know what that is. 00:07:22 Speaker 3: Or so picture my house, my dining room, got it and there's a table and then there's that big piece of furniture that just sits against the wall. There's a mirror about where are we my house? 00:07:33 Speaker 1: Which dining room You've got two? 00:07:36 Speaker 3: Yeah, but there's the kitchen table, but this is in the dining room near the loungry and the one with the feature wall that Shane A. 00:07:42 Speaker 2: Blaze would disapprove of. 00:07:43 Speaker 1: Oh now I got ya. Yeah, yeah, the coppy one. Yeah, that's all right, Okay, by the copper wall. I've paid, I've got I've not paid any attention to that room. Sorry, So I don't know. 00:07:54 Speaker 3: I'm sure that everyone with the dining room has some kind of sideboard that's. 00:07:59 Speaker 1: Kind of a side what's a sideboard? 00:08:02 Speaker 2: Try to explain it to you. 00:08:05 Speaker 1: God, you're painful, grateful man. 00:08:11 Speaker 3: Can you hear this? 00:08:14 Speaker 1: I don't bring your mum into it. You know she'll be on my side. 00:08:16 Speaker 3: I know. 00:08:18 Speaker 1: Is it a buffet or a hutch? 00:08:19 Speaker 2: It's a buffet without the hutch. You don't know which bit the hutches? 00:08:25 Speaker 1: Do you? Dare? You make me sound stupid? So hang on. So the top, no top, bit, no top. It's just like a dressing table. 00:08:43 Speaker 3: But it's not because it's not got built in mirror and all that sort of stuff. 00:08:47 Speaker 1: It's just the side dressing table without the mirror on top. Yeah, side dressing table and the bedroom doesn't have a mirror on top. 00:08:53 Speaker 3: But it's just draws, right, Yeah, So a buffet generally has cupboards and maybe a couple of drawers. 00:09:00 Speaker 1: What does this thing have both? God? 00:09:03 Speaker 2: Bless you. 00:09:04 Speaker 1: The sneeze came on. I couldn't control Wow, that was falling where were we. 00:09:11 Speaker 2: Mine has draws and no. 00:09:14 Speaker 1: Cupboards and cupboards and cupboards. 00:09:16 Speaker 2: This is what they have. 00:09:18 Speaker 3: It's yes, because I grew up calling it a sideboard. 00:09:26 Speaker 1: No one else did. They did, Okay, So anyway, you've got this buffet, let's call us. 00:09:31 Speaker 3: It's a sideboard, and that's what it was called. It's an antique one, so that's why it was really cheap. I love that about marketplaces that sometimes people are there and they're selling things. 00:09:40 Speaker 2: Because they want to get full value for them. 00:09:42 Speaker 3: And other people are there going, this doesn't fit in my house anymore? 00:09:45 Speaker 1: How quick can I get with you? Just need it gone. I'm also looking for a trampoline at the moment, twelve to fourteen fort if anyone's got one with the net, with the net okay. And I was thinking of getting a cover over the top as well, because our neighbors have got one of those. Oh but my kids are taller than their I've got little. 00:10:01 Speaker 3: Kids, and I feel like my bouncing up and down that'd be yeah, double the bounds. 00:10:07 Speaker 5: Yeah. 00:10:08 Speaker 3: So I love I love Facebook marketplace. I bought a beautiful tea set a couple of weeks ago worth. It's a twelve hundred dollars tea set still brand new in the box. It's a Royal al, but anyone who knows anything about China knows exactly the sort of thing I'm talking about. And this lady had never used it, and I got it for like a tenth of the. 00:10:29 Speaker 1: Price one hundred and twenty bucks, just over. 00:10:31 Speaker 3: One hundred

and twenty And this sideboard I got fo one hundred dollars and it's an antique. It's got locking doors, it's beautiful, and the timber in it just matches the. 00:10:40 Speaker 2: Pianola that I've got in my in my cooking school up. 00:10:42 Speaker 1: Here wearing yourself right now. So the tea set, the antique tea set, and then this thing that matches the pianola perfectly. 00:10:50 Speaker 2: Well, if you've seen. 00:10:51 Speaker 3: My lounge area in the cooking school, it's kind of set up in that era. 00:10:55 Speaker 1: None of it really matches. The copper feature wall with the Sorry than Julie Goodwin podcast. You know the Maverick muffins that I made the other. 00:11:06 Speaker 3: Day, Yes, where you substituted buttermilk for butter because it has butter in the title of it. 00:11:13 Speaker 2: Even though they're. 00:11:13 Speaker 3: Different products, or are they, Well, they're made from the same thing cows. 00:11:18 Speaker 1: They're made from cows and actually blended, No, I mean it churned or something. The milk gets turned into butter, but not full hard butter. Softer butter. No, in a container almost like milk. 00:11:34 Speaker 3: It's creemy that's shaken up, and the buttermilk is the watery stuff that's left over once your cream turns into butter. 00:11:43 Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, so not milk and not butter. Kind of a combo buttermilk buttermilk so fine for substituting is what we took out of this. Have you ever done that before. 00:11:55 Speaker 3: Just gone gone rogue on a recipe? Well, I'm sure you've done that, but I've never substituted buttermilk for butter. 00:12:02 Speaker 1: What I've done in the past is when i haven't got an ingredient when I'm making something, is I'd google and I'll just go what can you substitute? And you know arrowroot for corn flour. Yeah. Sure. What I've started doing lately is going is just backing myself in the kitchen and my knowledge that I've picked up from hanging out with you. Okay, So the other night, I was making this hearty chicken soup and it needed, like, like not much at all. Quinoa flower, I mean, come on, what even is that? 00:12:36 Speaker 2: Well, it's a flower made of quen wire. 00:12:38 Speaker 1: Instead of wheat, which I'll point out for quite a while I was calling quinoa and not in a joking way, actually thought it was called quinoa. Yeah right, So anyway, it's asked for a bit of quinoa flower. My wife has made the executive decision when getting the groceries, and I had quinoa flower. I know it's kimmer on the She went, I mean, I'm not going to buy a whole thing of that flour just for that little bit. You want to be able soon or so, yeah, you want to put in your soup. So Jesus decided not to buy it. So then I've had to go rogue and I went corn. 00:13:13 Speaker 3: Flour yeah, okay, okay, And the soup turned out fine. 00:13:17 Speaker 2: As the sickening agent does the same thing. 00:13:19 Speaker 1: But I thought, so, now this is what's giving me my confidence, right, So then I go to make these muffins and then I discover I don't have enough butter. 00:13:26 Speaker 2: And half as much butter as you need. 00:13:27 Speaker 1: I've got peanut butter, and that's got butter in the title as well, however, I've got buttermilk, so I'll use some of that. And I didn't even measure it out or anything. Poorted and muffins came out. Great, I've devoured, well, I've devoured most of the muffins. Kids got a couple of them as well. The muffins are gone. All the muffins are gone. They're gone, Okay, so beautiful. 00:13:49 Speaker 3: No sort of assessing what half the butter would do to the shelf life of the muffins. 00:13:55 Speaker 1: No, I don't know. Well, yeah, no, I didn't need to, because I knew i'd eat them within a couple of days, all of them. When we were talking about this on air, my wife was listening at the time, and there was something that I said that stood out to her. And it was when I said, and so I looked in the fridge and there was buttermilk. God knows what the buttermilk's there for. I don't ever remember asking for buttermilk for something, probably some other recipe that I did never get round to making. Right, So when she got home yesterday, she went, yeah, I don't ever remember buying buttermilk. May have been a while ago. So she comes down the lounge last night, and she says to me, you know everything you was saying about the muffins and everything and that buttermilk. She goes, this is one of those ones. I don't know if I should tell you. I'll not tell you. Oh no, because it's too late. There's no muffins left, are there? And I wait, no, I've eaten pretty much all of them. They were great. Buttermilk totally works. She goes, Okay, do you want to know the expiry dates. I'm like, ah, I'm starting to feel a little bit O July fifteen? Was it July fifteenth? Yeah, so it's a good two months past its expiry dates. And it's a milk product, but it was in the fridge. And you know what I say as well, I mean, what's its next thing it's gonna do. It's gonna turn into butter so well, it's gonna turn into chunks cheese. Who knows it's skilled. 00:15:19 Speaker 2: Some way, it'll be some kind of cheese cheese. 00:15:22 Speaker 1: So now I have to update the recipe. So you've got to use like two months old buttermilk to make these pancakes. 00:15:30 Speaker 3: Every time I think I'm going to give you a job as a cook, at my cooking school. 00:15:33 Speaker 5: You come out with something like this, Well you're welcome the Rabbit and Jillie Goodwin podcast. 00:15:39 Speaker 1: You tell me if I should be embarrassed about to this. 00:15:42 Speaker 2: So I'm happy to help, always to help. 00:15:44 Speaker 1: No, I don't know, I don't care. I'm happy to admit that this happened, and because I'm sure there's going to be others that do the same thing. Last night, I was sitting down watching some Telly and do you remember the time when I was watching TV and I glanced down and what's that down

there? And it was my first ever run in with. 00:16:06 Speaker 2: A funnel web. 00:16:08 Speaker 1: Funnel web, Yes, was just cruising across the lounge floor and I didn't know what it was. So I got up close and took photos of it and stuff and crazy man, Yeah, things didn't end well for him. Well, I picked him up and I took him off to the reptile park so that they could milk him and make it at anti venom. Yes, I'm sure something like that. And so last night, Look, I don't deal with spiders too. Well, no, you don't. But the good thing is I have someone in my house that does. So I was watching TV. I've looked up in the corner of the room, and god knows how long the single thing had been sitting there. But there's Harry sitting there. 00:16:47 Speaker 2: Harry the Huntsman. 00:16:48 Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, use the same name I did. Yeah, yeah, I actually told the story of you and how Hary. Yeah, you and some other people as well, will go, Oh, there's a ginormous huntsman in the corner of the room. He can just hang. 00:17:01 Speaker 2: There, he can hang there. There is We've got rules with our Harry. 00:17:04 Speaker 1: Yeah. 00:17:05 Speaker 3: It's like if he's walking around on the ceiling above my bed or the wall above my bed and not in. 00:17:10 Speaker 2: My bathroom, because that's just weird. 00:17:12 Speaker 1: Yeah. 00:17:13 Speaker 2: So, but if he's in. 00:17:14 Speaker 1: The he's sitting there reading a paper yea, with friends on his phone. 00:17:19 Speaker 2: It's my turn in the bathroom, Harry. 00:17:22 Speaker 1: That's how big it is. That's how big this spider is. He uses the toilet seat. Well, okay, so this one ginormous, about two meters wide, the full eye. It was massive. So anyway, I left the room rather quickly, went upstairs and got saf because my wife is the one that deals with spiders in our house. I do not sorry, that's I'm fine, and that's Okay, that's fine. Okay, God, I just don't have to be. 00:17:52 Speaker 2: A man thing. It's not a gender things. 00:17:55 Speaker 3: Please freaked out deals with the spider, or you can be like like Mick and I in our house and just go, oh, where's Harry today. 00:18:01 Speaker 2: They always that's fine. 00:18:04 Speaker 1: They could deal with that. I said to her, I said, do you know, Julie, she likes to call them Harry Huntsman. And he can just live in the house and stuff and that fellers on borrowed time. Obviously he's going to be scooped up and popped out into the garden somewhere. I've thrown over the neighbors fence. They can deal with that. 00:18:20 Speaker 2: Hey, the chickens will get him. 00:18:22 Speaker 3: That's a death sentence if you throw him over the neighbors fence. 00:18:24 Speaker 2: It has chickens. 00:18:25 Speaker 1: Oh the chickens. 00:18:28 Speaker 2: They eat insects and grubs and things. 00:18:30 Speaker 1: They wouldn't be able to take this one, Oh they would. He was massive. 00:18:33 Speaker 2: You'll look over the fence and they'll be

riding him, going you. 00:18:36 Speaker 1: Hold not, that's nut. 00:18:37 Speaker 2: Yet. 00:18:37 Speaker 1: He would bench press those chickens. He'd be lying there just all at once. As well. He's got the arms to do it. He's just pushing these throwing the chickens around and stuff. Is a big spider. So anyway, so then she's gone down there into the room. I've closed the door behind her. What lovely? Why don't have the thing getting out? And she's and then a battle. 00:18:59 Speaker 2: To the death. It's like Huntsmen hunger Games. Yeah. 00:19:02 Speaker 1: So I've said, what's going on in there? Like there wasn't a lot of noise going on, and she's going, give me a second, what can I have some commentary? I want to know what's going on? And there a few seconds later I here, oh, oh, what was that, and she goes, what's your commentary? You wanted? 00:19:22 Speaker 2: That's not the commentary? 00:19:24 Speaker 1: Should I be moving away from the door, like I'm worried the things you dropped down and it's going to come running out under the door. 00:19:31 Speaker 2: I bet I know what I owe. 00:19:32 Speaker 1: Let me know what's going on? 00:19:33 Speaker 2: What I can't see it anymore? 00:19:36 Speaker 1: She couldn't reach it, and so she needed to drag an ottoman across and get here. She's fearless man got a weapon. I ain't doing that, like if they weren't, if sav wasn't around, like if she was away or something i'd probably move out of that. 00:19:53 Speaker 3: I'm just in a hotel for the next few days. 00:19:56 Speaker 2: Can't wait for you to come home. 00:19:58 Speaker 1: I'm missing you so much. Get home. You go in first and don't don't come out until and I'll shut them and lock the door behind us. 00:20:06 Speaker 2: And it'll have been a lady huntsman. 00:20:08 Speaker 3: It'll have laid thousands of eggs and there'll be thousands of them. 00:20:12 Speaker 2: Boy, are you looking at me like that? 00:20:13 Speaker 1: Don't ever do that. 00:20:15 Speaker 2: No, they do know. It's happened in my office at the kitchen. 00:20:19 Speaker 3: They're really tiny when they start out, but they get big. 00:20:22 Speaker 1: Boy, this is good for business at Julie's place, isn't it? Just canceling all minent my reservations? And I good. I just wanted to check that with you. 00:20:28 Speaker 3: That that's don't be embarrassed, not a gering, just but you know, I try and make friends with the spider. 00:20:34 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's you know what. 00:20:36 Speaker 5: I got enough friends, Joe get more rabbit than Julie Goodwin. Weekday mornings from six streaming live to thousands of different devices like your phone, smart speaker, or online at start one O four to five dot com. 00:20:49 Speaker 1: Today you. 00:20:53 Speaker 4: This is a cast recommends. Every week we pick one of our favorite shews and this is one we think you're gonna love. 00:21:04 Speaker 6: God Bless everybody. I'm Corey Cambridge, host of OPP which stands for Other People's Podcasts. On OPP, I sit down and interview America's top podcasters to learn more about them the dope shows they create it In every episode, they even share with me their top five favorite podcast Check out my latest episode with Aaron aman Updike and Aaron Welch, host of The Amazing Podcast by searching OPP with Corey Cambridge on Apple, Spotify, and wherever else you listen to podcasts. 00:21:33 Speaker 4: A cast is home to the biggest podcast from the US and around the world. Subscribe to this show one hundreds more now via a cast or wherever you get your podcasts.