บทถอดความฉบับเต็มของ S2E1 Welcome Back!

that. 00:02:12.283 --> 00:02:16.688 Yeah, you can hear the fuck out of that. 00:02:16.709 --> 00:02:18.169 That is going more directly into it. 00:02:18.169 --> 00:02:19.891 No, worse. 00:02:20.192 --> 00:02:21.174 New studio who does. 00:02:22.974 --> 00:02:23.256 Awful. 00:02:23.256 --> 00:02:26.967 Okay, I'm so excited to be back. 00:02:26.967 --> 00:02:28.850 All right, oh shit, we're here in the wind tunnel. 00:02:28.850 --> 00:02:32.127 Yeah, I'm going to be really cold really quick. 00:02:32.127 --> 00:02:34.051 Yeah, it works. 00:02:34.741 --> 00:02:40.525 Yeah, it does work, I can set it back to auto and then just cut off. 00:02:42.120 --> 00:02:43.524 Yeah, and you turn the fan on. 00:02:43.865 --> 00:02:46.110 I mean, yeah, we're going to have to work some shit. 00:02:48.020 --> 00:02:48.465 You said it's on-on. 00:02:48.465 --> 00:02:49.515 Yeah, like the fan's going to keep blowing. 00:02:49.515 --> 00:02:49.657 What? 00:02:49.677 --> 00:02:51.031 happens when it's on auto. 00:02:51.031 --> 00:02:51.980 Do we know anything about it? 00:02:51.980 --> 00:02:55.104 Absolutely nothing, because it says it's 65 in here. 00:02:55.104 --> 00:02:55.245 What's? 00:02:55.264 --> 00:02:55.485 that. 00:02:55.485 --> 00:02:55.948 Look at that. 00:02:55.948 --> 00:02:59.265 It was an off in the middle, you dink Cool. 00:02:59.265 --> 00:03:04.149 I didn't touch that knob no, the left one the left one, the left one, where it says on and on. 00:03:04.169 --> 00:03:05.611 Are we really leaving him to this? 00:03:07.741 --> 00:03:09.429 Quality audio we're on this. 00:03:09.842 --> 00:03:12.175 Have some fucking wind noise, here you go. 00:03:12.175 --> 00:03:15.949 Have some of that. 00:03:15.949 --> 00:03:21.340 Good lord, have mercy Anyway. 00:03:21.340 --> 00:03:27.050 I gotta fix my mic, simon's gonna talk and I'm not gonna hear shit from him. 00:03:27.300 --> 00:03:28.205 I know that sucks. 00:03:28.205 --> 00:03:29.998 How does it feel to be the new guy? 00:03:30.161 --> 00:03:31.554 I didn't know there was gonna be a rush. 00:03:31.554 --> 00:03:33.705 No microphones, a rush. 00:03:33.745 --> 00:03:36.277 This has been planned for four weeks yeah, for the four of us. 00:03:37.362 --> 00:03:40.532 Yeah, he called me weeks ago and was like we need you. 00:03:40.981 --> 00:03:46.072 I love you and you're such a quality podcaster. 00:03:47.222 --> 00:03:51.861 I know he didn't say that shit, Because I don't think he considers any of us quality Shit. 00:03:51.861 --> 00:03:52.605 I'm not quality. 00:03:53.580 --> 00:03:54.304 That's kind of the point. 00:03:54.304 --> 00:03:56.848 This is like the bottom of the fucking barrel. 00:03:56.848 --> 00:03:59.408 When you're drunk and bored, this is what you're going to listen to. 00:04:00.444 --> 00:04:02.986 I feel like I have to apologize after every episode. 00:04:04.200 --> 00:04:05.847 I owe everyone an apology, for sure. 00:04:07.840 --> 00:04:10.228 Walk out and just start apologizing to people in

the street. 00:04:10.228 --> 00:04:11.151 I'm sorry I did that. 00:04:11.719 --> 00:04:16.351 No, you're supposed to change your apologies to thank yous, or at least women are. 00:04:16.372 --> 00:04:17.422 What Self-help? 00:04:17.482 --> 00:04:18.043 bullshit. 00:04:18.144 --> 00:04:20.651 All right, here we go. 00:04:22.060 --> 00:04:25.170 Explain this bullshit, because women always say oh my God, I'm sorry. 00:04:25.170 --> 00:04:26.194 I women always say oh my God, I'm sorry, I'm late. 00:04:26.194 --> 00:04:26.939 Oh my God, I'm sorry I'm this. 00:04:26.939 --> 00:04:31.086 Oh my God, I'm sorry, I'm emotional, but instead I mean you should apologize if you're late. 00:04:31.086 --> 00:04:33.607 No, you say thank you for waiting for me. 00:04:34.168 --> 00:04:34.629 Nah, fuck that. 00:04:34.740 --> 00:04:37.345 That way you're not apologizing for your goddamn existence. 00:04:37.425 --> 00:04:45.540 Well if you say sorry, then you're starting off the interaction with like oh yeah, sorry. 00:04:45.821 --> 00:04:55.906 I did something wrong, whereas if you say thank you for waiting for me, which you deserve, I deserve a thank you for waiting for me, because you should have been ready. 00:04:55.906 --> 00:04:57.088 How about? 00:04:57.329 --> 00:04:58.336 go fuck yourself. 00:04:58.336 --> 00:04:58.778 How's that? 00:04:58.778 --> 00:05:00.675 How about I'm good? 00:05:00.776 --> 00:05:01.098 on that. 00:05:01.098 --> 00:05:05.586 I'm so good on that what fucking yourself all of the above. 00:05:07.182 --> 00:05:13.494 So what we learned earlier is that oh, Bala, I need you to open your phone. 00:05:13.494 --> 00:05:15.968 Stop dicking around with your fucking mic, Jesus. 00:05:16.360 --> 00:05:17.233 What are you talking about? 00:05:17.862 --> 00:05:20.600 It's always yeah, you're losing your fucking nuts, do you have? 00:05:20.620 --> 00:05:25.588 a set of Allen keys on you, like in your box of tools, I might. 00:05:26.600 --> 00:05:27.526 You have a box of tools. 00:05:27.699 --> 00:05:29.225 You don't seem like you would have a box of tools. 00:05:29.225 --> 00:05:29.908 Anyway, continue. 00:05:29.908 --> 00:05:37.509 Well, you're going to need to look something up, because otherwise it's not going to make sense context-wise. 00:05:37.509 --> 00:05:39.045 It's what tickled me the fuck right up. 00:05:39.740 --> 00:05:41.908 I love when you say something tickles you. 00:05:42.261 --> 00:05:43.586 It tickled me internally bro. 00:05:46.360 --> 00:05:50.740 It tickles me internally, bro, it tickles me when you say something tickles you. 00:05:50.759 --> 00:05:52.406 Wow, that's some like tickle-ception. 00:05:52.406 --> 00:05:53.706 I think we might have made a mistake. 00:05:54.721 --> 00:05:56.886 Oh my God, I'm so much better than Brown. 00:05:58.048 --> 00:05:59.512 That's recorded, get that out. 00:05:59.512 --> 00:06:05.387 I mean, I guess it remains to be seen if she's wrong. 00:06:05.387 --> 00:06:06.810 That's true, you know. 00:06:07.279 --> 00:06:10.026 I've already brought more to the fucking table, so what do you? 00:06:10.125 --> 00:06:12.519 mean Because you're larger than he is, but that's not the point. 00:06:12.880 --> 00:06:13.985 That's not goddamn true. 00:06:14.165 --> 00:06:15.209 Yeah, it's not true. 00:06:16.021 --> 00:06:17.747 I've lost 30 pounds, thank you. 00:06:17.980 --> 00:06:19.404 You're saying he's not like real thin? 00:06:19.404 --> 00:06:20.228 No oh. 00:06:20.228 --> 00:06:38.872 You didn't see that picture plus I got TNA, so I'll show you anyway, this is going to be cut anyway so anyway, yeah, so get your shit connected, since we're, you know, waiting for you to figure out technical details been waiting for you all fucking day because that's how that worked, yeah. 00:06:40.028 --> 00:06:40.531 I was ready. 00:06:40.733 --> 00:06:51.064 I was here at 9 okay, so you know hex or not yeah, anyway, I was here at 9, okay, so you know, hex or not, yeah anyway let's just fucking have silence now. 00:06:51.084 --> 00:07:00.846 Yeah we're just watching you can talk while I connect talk about what we're waiting to finish the topic what are? 00:07:00.867 --> 00:07:01.449 we having to look up? 00:07:01.449 --> 00:07:05.274 Well, we're gonna wait till Dinglefuck gets his shit together. 00:07:05.274 --> 00:07:06.218 Dinglefire, dinglefuck gets his shit together. 00:07:06.218 --> 00:07:08.742 Dinglefuck Trying to do all this stuff. 00:07:10.406 --> 00:07:10.807 Which one's us. 00:07:10.807 --> 00:07:11.668 I took the picture. 00:07:12.831 --> 00:07:13.293 H4NJ. 00:07:13.293 --> 00:07:21.843 Good lord, have mercy, the one with the best signal, and it's got that fucked up password that I was able to copy from the picture. 00:07:21.843 --> 00:07:26.601 So thank you, apple, for making it so I can tap on text in a fucking picture. 00:07:26.622 --> 00:07:28.369 Oh, we're still anti-Apple, aren't we? 00:07:28.369 --> 00:07:29.504 Who you? 00:07:29.745 --> 00:07:30.802 No, why I don't? 00:07:30.822 --> 00:07:31.887 know I felt like you were. 00:07:31.887 --> 00:07:32.482 Who was? 00:07:32.482 --> 00:07:33.646 No, I'm sorry, that was Brown. 00:07:34.721 --> 00:07:35.956 Actually he switched yeah he switched? 00:07:36.399 --> 00:07:37.021 Ah, yeah, he did. 00:07:37.021 --> 00:07:38.083 He switched a long time ago. 00:07:38.083 --> 00:07:45.535 I know that because I gave him one Sorry it's been three years I've been in a fucking bubble where all I do is breastfeed and change shit diapers, my bad. 00:07:47.199 --> 00:07:48.482 Way to bring the podcast down. 00:07:48.862 --> 00:07:50.144 Yeah, I'm just saying. 00:07:50.144 --> 00:07:52.125 I mean it's better now he sleeps in his bed. 00:07:52.125 --> 00:07:53.307 He's not breastfeeding. 00:07:53.447 --> 00:07:54.309 And then your kid too. 00:07:54.449 --> 00:07:55.310 Things are all better. 00:07:59.776 --> 00:08:05.130 No, that's Working overtime at Crayola the green ones, you guys. 00:08:05.130 --> 00:08:06.642 I

get an employee discount. 00:08:06.642 --> 00:08:07.605 It tastes like apple. 00:08:08.245 --> 00:08:10.531 Oh, okay, I got a top, a quick one, oh no. 00:08:10.552 --> 00:08:11.273 Finish your first one. 00:08:11.273 --> 00:08:13.887 Well, we're waiting on Jingle Fuck as in you. 00:08:15.680 --> 00:08:17.408 Well then you go ahead and do you boo-boo. 00:08:18.019 --> 00:08:21.370 They make bras that make you look like you have big nipples. 00:08:21.370 --> 00:08:24.206 Now Kim Kardashian is sponsoring them. 00:08:24.206 --> 00:08:31.670 Yeah, it's true, yes, my sister, my sister sent it to me and she said your nipples are finally trending. 00:08:31.670 --> 00:08:32.932 So she told me. 00:08:33.961 --> 00:08:35.484 So we've learned something about baba. 00:08:35.484 --> 00:08:36.886 We are. 00:08:36.886 --> 00:08:39.572 So I I didn't know that we were. 00:08:39.572 --> 00:08:47.326 We were working on, uh, rubbing out some pencil etchings, but but I mean, hey, man, yeah, so now they're into that shit, now they're a thing. 00:08:48.100 --> 00:08:48.400 I don't. 00:08:48.400 --> 00:08:51.126 I mean, if you're going to, if you so. 00:08:51.126 --> 00:08:59.032 These are for the like flat nipple crowd, that because if you wear a shirt with no bra your nipples show typically. 00:08:59.032 --> 00:09:02.350 But I'm guessing this is for the crowd where that doesn't happen. 00:09:05.541 --> 00:09:07.865 And then they have to put on a bra with fake nipples in it. 00:09:07.865 --> 00:09:10.330 See, I think I can't relate, so I'm asking have tos? 00:09:10.610 --> 00:09:11.832 is a is a is a right. 00:09:11.832 --> 00:09:17.591 Well, if they want that, look of like hey, my nipples are here right, I mean I. 00:09:17.932 --> 00:09:18.817 It's fucking weird. 00:09:18.817 --> 00:09:22.537 It seems like an unnecessary product. 00:09:22.951 --> 00:09:24.657 Right correct, that's, I guess my point. 00:09:24.870 --> 00:09:25.897 It's like you know what I want to. 00:09:27.491 --> 00:09:30.059 I want people to look at my tits, right, right. 00:09:31.013 --> 00:09:34.177 But it's literally like I have a hard time not looking at a nipple that's poking out. 00:09:35.432 --> 00:09:36.636 Look, this is the nipple there. 00:09:36.677 --> 00:09:37.679 What's going on beneath there? 00:09:38.129 --> 00:09:39.576 It's a lot happening. 00:09:45.149 --> 00:09:45.573 It's a lot happening. 00:09:45.595 --> 00:09:46.221 It's like a whole nipple bra. 00:09:46.221 --> 00:09:47.149 It's like a bra with a marble in the front. 00:09:47.649 --> 00:09:48.875 It's very strange. 00:09:48.875 --> 00:09:50.254 Here's a picture of the actual bra. 00:09:51.591 --> 00:09:52.474 It's very strange. 00:09:52.553 --> 00:09:53.798 It's really distracting, is what it is. 00:09:53.798 --> 00:09:56.118 I was going to say there's a face there. 00:09:56.118 --> 00:09:58.538 She said bitch, this is the caption. 00:09:58.538 --> 00:09:59.775 She said bitch, your big nipples are finally a trend. 00:09:59.796 --> 00:10:00.499 That's what she said, but I don't. 00:10:00.499 --> 00:10:00.941 This is the caption. 00:10:00.941 --> 00:10:02.086 She said bitch, your big nipples are finally a trend. 00:10:02.147 --> 00:10:05.174 That's what she said, yeah, but I don't wear clothes like that. 00:10:05.195 --> 00:10:06.278 I don't wear big nipples, fuck it. 00:10:07.461 --> 00:10:12.398 I don't know, mine are kind of normal right now, but I don't know when it gets cold. 00:10:13.692 --> 00:10:14.636 Everybody gets pokies. 00:10:16.471 --> 00:10:17.394 There's nothing wrong with pokies. 00:10:17.394 --> 00:10:19.351 I don't know that you need to advertise it, and that's my point. 00:10:19.392 --> 00:10:20.633 It's like, do people not? 00:10:20.633 --> 00:10:24.057 And then they buy that. 00:10:24.057 --> 00:10:25.138 What can't you sell? 00:10:25.138 --> 00:10:26.438 We've sold eyelashes. 00:10:26.438 --> 00:10:28.542 We've sold asses in pants. 00:10:28.542 --> 00:10:30.043 Like you can buy an ass now. 00:10:30.043 --> 00:10:32.206 Now you can buy nipples, it's like. 00:10:32.446 --> 00:10:33.346 It's all fucking lies, man. 00:10:33.346 --> 00:10:37.299 I wouldn't trust anybody. 00:10:37.299 --> 00:10:38.865 You never know anymore. 00:10:38.865 --> 00:10:40.089 Wouldn't trust anybody. 00:10:43.529 --> 00:10:43.629 Like makeup's a lie. 00:10:43.629 --> 00:10:44.677 So, Simon, are you dating like would you be attracted to a nipple? 00:10:44.677 --> 00:10:45.616 Bra like is that something good. 00:10:45.616 --> 00:10:49.149 Question because he's young and he's still dating. 00:10:49.149 --> 00:10:50.990 We're all fucking locked down and miserable. 00:10:51.331 --> 00:10:56.341 I'm asking him we're still learning things about Bob. 00:10:56.442 --> 00:11:03.034 I don't know if I saw someone with the nipple bra, it's not like it would be. 00:11:04.499 --> 00:11:10.578 Start that over, start that whole relay over it sounds much better. 00:11:10.578 --> 00:11:12.054 Imagine that. 00:11:12.616 --> 00:11:13.438 Here you are. 00:11:13.438 --> 00:11:14.572 Now. 00:11:14.591 --> 00:11:18.258 The editors are going to have a pain in the ass going through the different voices on a single channel. 00:11:19.591 --> 00:11:20.275 Yay, editors. 00:11:20.275 --> 00:11:21.183 Good job Howard. 00:11:21.183 --> 00:11:22.254 I don't work there anymore. 00:11:22.254 --> 00:11:24.570 If I was out and someone had voices on a single channel, yay editors Good job, Howard. 00:11:25.150 --> 00:11:27.570 If I was out and someone had one of the nipple bras. 00:11:30.136 --> 00:11:31.139 I don't know how I would. 00:11:31.139 --> 00:11:34.996 Are you attracted to seeing somebody's nipples before you even take their shirt off? 00:11:34.996 --> 00:11:35.801 Is that a thing? 00:11:36.152 --> 00:11:36.472 Can I see? 00:11:36.493 --> 00:11:37.176 your nipples please. 00:11:37.176 --> 00:11:44.475 I'm from up north, so everybody's always got hard nipples Half the year. 00:11:44.475 --> 00:11:46.681 My

nipples are hard enough to cut diamonds. 00:11:46.880 --> 00:11:50.238 Right, but also half the year you're wearing a jacket, so you're not going to know. 00:11:51.120 --> 00:11:52.865 Right, oh no you'll know, you'll know. 00:11:53.269 --> 00:11:55.940 So what if you buy a nipple bra and you still have to put on a sweater. 00:11:56.692 --> 00:11:57.756 I just don't understand it. 00:12:02.850 --> 00:12:03.960 I still think it's a lie because it's like a push-up bra. 00:12:03.960 --> 00:12:04.605 It's going to imitate perkiness. 00:12:04.605 --> 00:12:05.129 That may or may not exist. 00:12:05.929 --> 00:12:07.196 I guess so, but I just don't. 00:12:07.196 --> 00:12:11.298 I guess my point is I don't understand why you want to show people through a shirt. 00:12:11.330 --> 00:12:13.335 It's the signal you're sending You're always excited. 00:12:14.658 --> 00:12:15.881 That's not the only reason to pop out. 00:12:17.130 --> 00:12:20.913 It's like a teenage kid getting random wood, it's just a thing. 00:12:20.913 --> 00:12:25.119 Nobody wants to know that though you wouldn't buy pants that have like a half chub in it. 00:12:25.552 --> 00:12:26.375 The fuck you wouldn't. 00:12:29.211 --> 00:12:30.677 Yeah but, it's still a lie. 00:12:30.677 --> 00:12:31.955 It's still a bullshit lie. 00:12:32.832 --> 00:12:33.836 I think I would buy pants. 00:12:34.812 --> 00:12:35.535 Turn the fuck around. 00:12:37.931 --> 00:12:38.831 Are you ready to Google? 00:12:38.851 --> 00:12:40.332 yet To be fair. 00:12:40.332 --> 00:12:45.316 I think I would buy a pair of pants that had a big ass dick print in them, you know. 00:12:45.876 --> 00:12:47.638 All right, so moving on. 00:12:47.638 --> 00:12:49.960 What are you going to say, chad? 00:12:50.360 --> 00:12:51.419 Fucking Jesus. 00:12:51.419 --> 00:12:53.221 I'm just watching this. 00:12:53.221 --> 00:12:55.082 This is Patrick. 00:12:55.302 --> 00:12:58.485 He tried to spill it again, fucking God. 00:12:58.684 --> 00:12:59.166 So wait? 00:12:59.166 --> 00:13:00.326 This is why we can't. 00:13:00.326 --> 00:13:01.907 Why don't you just help him? 00:13:01.907 --> 00:13:02.628 No, no. 00:13:04.510 --> 00:13:05.735 He's a sink or swim. 00:13:05.735 --> 00:13:07.399 He's a sink or swim, clearly not. 00:13:08.091 --> 00:13:10.118 I mean, I had someone help me. 00:13:10.510 --> 00:13:12.057 Your dad would be so proud. 00:13:16.370 --> 00:13:18.217 Of how his little girl turned out. 00:13:21.331 --> 00:13:24.796 That's a song, yeah, but yes, I can Google now. 00:13:25.614 --> 00:13:27.716 Hey, look at you Longest sober period of my life. 00:13:27.716 --> 00:13:27.980 That's why. 00:13:28.000 --> 00:13:31.633 I didn't bring my shit inside because there's not enough room in this thing for multiple laptops? 00:13:31.692 --> 00:13:32.154 No, not really. 00:13:32.154 --> 00:13:34.596 We might have to put the other table up here and stretch. 00:13:34.809 --> 00:13:42.636 No, we need just two fucking TVs, one computer that displays

the mirrors on both, so that anybody can look and see them. 00:13:42.636 --> 00:13:44.174 Anyway, guys, one back area, one back. 00:13:45.490 --> 00:13:46.456 What is he googling? 00:13:46.456 --> 00:13:48.557 Why are we making fun of Abbo? 00:13:48.557 --> 00:13:50.739 Come on, get it over with. 00:13:52.246 --> 00:13:52.690 Oh, we got. 00:13:52.690 --> 00:13:54.596 I mean shit, I didn't make a full list. 00:13:54.596 --> 00:13:55.773 Do I need to take a minute? 00:13:56.756 --> 00:13:58.193 You should have prepared. 00:13:58.193 --> 00:14:04.155 This has been in the books for four weeks I don't know how many times I gotta say that, if you want to fucking make fun of me. 00:14:04.196 --> 00:14:08.115 I'm gonna start counting, at least once okay, whatever, don't make fun of me. 00:14:08.135 --> 00:14:12.414 Make fun of me, I don't care well, we're not make funny, it's there's questions. 00:14:12.514 --> 00:14:13.417 There's questions to be asked. 00:14:13.417 --> 00:14:13.618 So. 00:14:13.618 --> 00:14:18.456 So baba was talking a minute ago about how, how she's been reading now and take, take the, take the. 00:14:18.456 --> 00:14:19.958 Yeah it's being read to her by somebody. 00:14:19.958 --> 00:14:25.917 So we learned a couple of things. 00:14:25.917 --> 00:14:30.278 One, fifty Shades of Grey, is what led to Child One. 00:14:33.390 --> 00:14:36.775 That was the last book I was able to actually physically read. 00:14:36.775 --> 00:14:39.397 Picked up an audible habit. 00:14:40.533 --> 00:14:42.874 Right Of which she's read a book. 00:14:42.874 --> 00:14:44.318 Two books, all right. 00:14:44.318 --> 00:14:45.100 How much is that a month? 00:14:45.100 --> 00:14:47.690 16 bucks, yeah, for three credits. 00:14:47.769 --> 00:14:52.236 I'm probably going to cancel on it Anyway, and then yeah, anyway, and then I'll just go back to being dense. 00:14:52.309 --> 00:14:53.392 We were so somewhere. 00:14:53.392 --> 00:14:54.793 Back to it Back to it. 00:14:54.793 --> 00:14:57.716 Never left Haven't even gotten out of driveway yet. 00:14:58.558 --> 00:14:59.840 I think I'll just stay home today. 00:14:59.840 --> 00:15:01.883 I'm going to work from home Park this right here. 00:15:01.883 --> 00:15:08.879 Get out of my fucking car, go drink Cheers, god damn. 00:15:11.870 --> 00:15:14.399 Next time we record no alcohol but for you and I. 00:15:15.412 --> 00:15:16.442 Just to put up with you. 00:15:16.442 --> 00:15:18.999 Absolutely not I will not be arriving. 00:15:20.110 --> 00:15:21.356 Now we know how to do it Good. 00:15:22.409 --> 00:15:24.197 She never made it out of the driveway again. 00:15:24.197 --> 00:15:25.716 You will ask me to come here. 00:15:26.451 --> 00:15:27.777 That's not how that happened. 00:15:27.777 --> 00:15:35.563 So Bobbo was the book that she's read on Audible because it has been read to her. 00:15:35.563 --> 00:15:39.980 It's a book that has been read to Bobbo on Audible Okay, it's called Pen Pal. 00:15:39.980 --> 00:15:48.636 So

when you search for Pen Pal, make sure you include book and you will immediately see why Bobbo read this book. 00:15:49.409 --> 00:15:50.796 It was referred to me, by the way. 00:15:51.191 --> 00:15:51.778 Yeah, I'm sure no. 00:15:52.323 --> 00:15:53.658 I'm serious, I have the text. 00:15:53.678 --> 00:15:55.231 So what's the cover you're seeing of that book? 00:15:55.231 --> 00:16:06.230 I see like an ocean by JT, something-de-fuck JD JD. 00:16:06.230 --> 00:16:07.653 Ocean by jt something defuck jd, jd, salinger, geisinger, jt guys. 00:16:07.653 --> 00:16:08.134 That's the thing. 00:16:08.153 --> 00:16:17.519 So, unintentional, plug one, one second so add j jt, you would call me to ask me to come back, so that it's not on record that you asked me to be here jt okay, so yeah, there it is all right, hold on. 00:16:17.580 --> 00:16:21.176 Yeah, no, this because it was a whole different oh, look it's, it's cheap. 00:16:21.859 --> 00:16:22.440 Of course it is. 00:16:22.440 --> 00:16:25.975 It's zero dollars on Kindle Unlimited, you can get it for eight bucks. 00:16:25.975 --> 00:16:30.139 You're logged into, I am pulled up the app, yeah. 00:16:30.289 --> 00:16:32.177 So, which means this is in my browsing. 00:16:32.490 --> 00:16:34.818 Because I'm meeting the seller Five star rating. 00:16:34.909 --> 00:16:37.736 Good job, Miss Danielle. 00:16:37.736 --> 00:16:38.198 What. 00:16:39.061 --> 00:16:39.783 Oh, Danielle. 00:16:39.783 --> 00:16:41.655 Danielle made the review OK. 00:16:42.590 --> 00:16:42.831 Yeah, what? 00:16:42.831 --> 00:16:42.892 Oh? 00:16:42.892 --> 00:16:43.534 Danielle made the review. 00:16:43.534 --> 00:16:44.520 Okay, she's selling it so good on you. 00:16:44.520 --> 00:16:45.163 Free plugs. 00:16:45.466 --> 00:16:45.908 JT. 00:16:45.908 --> 00:16:49.298 So I need you to look at the cover of this book. 00:16:49.298 --> 00:16:54.476 I'm staring at it Fucking Therastrap, yeah, Like that dude has a fucking 18-pack. 00:16:54.476 --> 00:16:58.980 It looks like if you type hot guy into AI that's what it spits out. 00:16:58.980 --> 00:16:59.873 Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is. 00:16:59.974 --> 00:17:00.697 AI generated. 00:17:05.250 --> 00:17:05.817 And I'm fine with that. 00:17:05.817 --> 00:17:06.970 There was a lot of actual substance in the book, I swear. 00:17:06.970 --> 00:17:08.275 Yeah, I was afraid there was. 00:17:08.730 --> 00:17:10.777 Were you driving down bumpy roads a lot. 00:17:10.777 --> 00:17:13.498 While you were reading it, she zerted Deb up. 00:17:13.498 --> 00:17:17.135 There's so many puddles. 00:17:18.318 --> 00:17:19.142 That's what it was. 00:17:19.142 --> 00:17:21.657 She squirted substance all over the cover. 00:17:21.670 --> 00:17:22.387 She almost squirted substance all over the cover. 00:17:22.387 --> 00:17:23.902 She almost squirted substance all over the fucking table. 00:17:23.902 --> 00:17:27.757 I'm just remembering no way. 00:17:27.757 --> 00:17:30.531 So why is it you only read lady porn books? 00:17:30.531 --> 00:17:32.057 That's not the only book. 00:17:32.057 --> 00:17:39.931 I've read Britney Spears memoir lady porn, the woman in me I just want to point out Pin. 00:17:39.951 --> 00:17:42.519 Pal has a two star rating, not according to this. 00:17:44.273 --> 00:17:47.340 I enjoyed it thoroughly, that's the seller. 00:17:47.381 --> 00:17:47.922 That's the book. 00:17:47.922 --> 00:17:50.336 He's got four stars, I guess. 00:17:50.336 --> 00:17:59.058 With all of the shirtless that's here he needs a half-punch pair of pants. 00:17:59.830 --> 00:18:01.934 He doesn't need it, does he? 00:18:01.934 --> 00:18:03.679 No, dude's got an 18-pack. 00:18:03.679 --> 00:18:05.583 He could be rocking a fucking micro dick. 00:18:05.583 --> 00:18:07.815 He's not, and somebody should be happy with it, because they're like look at him. 00:18:07.835 --> 00:18:08.096 He's a liar. 00:18:08.096 --> 00:18:09.701 He wasn't, though Not in the book. 00:18:10.130 --> 00:18:15.542 The first sentence of the summary is the first letter arrived the day after my husband was buried. 00:18:15.730 --> 00:18:17.613 Hell yeah, dude, Dude. 00:18:17.613 --> 00:18:19.016 Okay, it was really good. 00:18:19.016 --> 00:18:20.798 Can I give you a synopsis? 00:18:20.818 --> 00:18:23.964 Because it was actually really fucking good I got enough, he's a prisoner. 00:18:24.671 --> 00:18:26.597 No, no, no, no, he's a prison pen pal. 00:18:26.829 --> 00:18:30.660 We are living up some real fucking, some real life fantasies. 00:18:30.740 --> 00:18:33.474 Okay, no, no, no, these are not fantasies for me. 00:18:33.474 --> 00:18:34.278 It was a fucking book. 00:18:34.278 --> 00:18:39.943 They are now Somebody referred it to me, whatever the fuck I'm trying to say. 00:18:39.943 --> 00:18:46.875 Yes, she receives letters, but then she also meets this guy and you don't connect the dots until the very end. 00:18:47.434 --> 00:18:56.217 Spoilers, by the way yeah nobody's reading this it's being read to them while they masturbate in the car. 00:18:56.269 --> 00:18:57.354 Don't fucking call me out. 00:18:57.394 --> 00:19:03.105 I was in the car, oh this is why she was invited back. 00:19:03.105 --> 00:19:04.289 For the time you'll admit. 00:19:05.472 --> 00:19:08.221 I mean hey, hey, hey I was not in the car. 00:19:08.221 --> 00:19:09.685 I'm gonna get a little crank it up. 00:19:09.685 --> 00:19:13.474 You know I didn't say that either everybody, just kind of happened. 00:19:13.474 --> 00:19:14.057 Were you doing? 00:19:14.057 --> 00:19:17.571 Laundry when you were no, I was just, I was just at home. 00:19:17.592 --> 00:19:18.595 I think I just you know, we're not gonna go there. 00:19:18.615 --> 00:19:20.722 um, I'm telling you about the book because you already did we get it, we get it. 00:19:20.722 --> 00:19:21.305 We're not going to go there. 00:19:21.305 --> 00:19:24.035 I'm telling you about the book Because you already did we get it. 00:19:24.055 --> 00:19:30.388 We're not shaming you for

pounding one out, because I mean shit, everybody pounds it out and if you don't, you fucking start. 00:19:30.789 --> 00:19:34.117 Okay, so those are rookie numbers, not right now. 00:19:35.661 --> 00:19:36.343 No, not right now. 00:19:38.070 --> 00:19:39.195 It's really fucking good. 00:19:39.195 --> 00:19:40.932 She thinks she's being haunted. 00:19:40.932 --> 00:19:41.795 She thinks she's being haunted. 00:19:41.795 --> 00:19:47.230 She thinks her husband drowned, and like the whole book you're thinking like that's kind of weird. 00:19:47.230 --> 00:19:50.461 And she keeps seeing these people and you don't think they're really there. 00:19:50.461 --> 00:19:52.194 And then she fucks the guy. 00:19:52.194 --> 00:20:06.971 And then she comes back home and then she gets letters and turns out that the letters are from the guy and she is actually dead too, because what happened is her husband didn't drown, he killed them both. 00:20:06.990 --> 00:20:07.612 Spoilers. 00:20:07.612 --> 00:20:09.086 I told you there were spoilers. 00:20:09.160 --> 00:20:15.405 He killed them both and she's dead the whole time and it was like a mind explosion at the end it's a reverse sex scene. 00:20:15.446 --> 00:20:18.105 It was really fucking good, but they were dead fucking. 00:20:18.380 --> 00:20:22.207 There was lots and lots of sex scenes, but that's not what the book was about. 00:20:22.207 --> 00:20:26.871 No, no, no, there was lots of them. 00:20:26.911 --> 00:20:27.617 Yes, it was you guys. 00:20:27.617 --> 00:20:29.444 You guys, it's like reading Playboy for the articles. 00:20:29.444 --> 00:20:30.186 Here's the thing. 00:20:30.186 --> 00:20:32.400 Here's the thing they're the only pages that aren't stuck, so you have to. 00:20:32.779 --> 00:20:34.880 Okay, so I've Do. 00:20:34.940 --> 00:20:40.286 I say this I'm not going to say it yes do it, no you. 00:20:40.326 --> 00:20:41.667 I've read Fifty Shades. 00:20:41.667 --> 00:20:46.992 This was the first time I've listened to a fucking smut book and I was like what the fuck is? 00:20:47.032 --> 00:20:47.933 happening. 00:20:47.933 --> 00:20:49.736 Tell me it had a foley artist in the back. 00:20:51.300 --> 00:20:51.642 A what? 00:20:52.623 --> 00:20:54.165 No, absolutely not. 00:20:54.165 --> 00:20:57.211 No, like a slow clap in the back of the room. 00:20:57.310 --> 00:21:05.286 No, so that whole thing about having to rush to get home, that was absolutely Like a bang went out on the ones and twos. 00:21:06.661 --> 00:21:08.086 As we get home, smells like shame in here. 00:21:09.002 --> 00:21:11.663 I actually asked him first are you going to be home early? 00:21:11.663 --> 00:21:14.569 No, okay, cool Okay fuck on one. 00:21:14.589 --> 00:21:15.211 Take it away from him. 00:21:15.211 --> 00:21:17.686 I didn't take shit away. 00:21:17.960 --> 00:21:19.487 Didn't know you were going to the seafood market. 00:21:19.780 --> 00:21:22.009 Anyway, guys, Brittany's memoir. 00:21:22.009 --> 00:21:25.031 Oh, we're moving

on quickly. 00:21:25.031 --> 00:21:27.542 Done with this conversation. 00:21:27.542 --> 00:21:27.964 Do we need to really? 00:21:27.984 --> 00:21:29.070 talk about that anymore. 00:21:29.070 --> 00:21:33.307 I mean, it's entertaining but I guess, otherwise we're just going to get repetitive. 00:21:33.400 --> 00:21:33.801 We don't need. 00:21:33.801 --> 00:21:34.806 It's a lot for me. 00:21:34.806 --> 00:21:36.266 Fingers are already starting to smell. 00:21:38.605 --> 00:21:39.650 Wow, guys, I don't smell. 00:21:39.650 --> 00:21:44.603 Well, this just means you're used to it, Anyways so, brittany, that's not a good idea. 00:21:44.603 --> 00:21:46.788 So Brittany, brittany, bitch, yeah. 00:21:46.788 --> 00:21:51.171 So Brittany, brittany, poor Brittany, is fucking crazy she is. 00:21:51.191 --> 00:21:52.159 Wasn't there a story about a coat hanger? 00:21:52.883 --> 00:21:59.227 yes, yes it's not a coat hanger, but the procedure okay, so what do y'all want to know? 00:22:00.183 --> 00:22:00.746 probably none of it. 00:22:00.746 --> 00:22:02.625 You brought it up. 00:22:02.625 --> 00:22:04.130 I figured you were going somewhere with it. 00:22:04.561 --> 00:22:05.768 I hate y'all so much. 00:22:05.929 --> 00:22:07.415 For God's sake, I have no interest. 00:22:07.415 --> 00:22:10.972 All I see is you, you, literally told me, save it for the podcast earlier. 00:22:10.972 --> 00:22:13.365 Well, yeah, do you have something entertaining to say about it? 00:22:13.365 --> 00:22:14.146 Entertain me. 00:22:14.166 --> 00:22:19.729 Okay, all right, I am Justin's top fan, okay. 00:22:20.049 --> 00:22:20.530 Okay. 00:22:26.259 --> 00:22:28.767 Yeah, you'd be the bottom but the biggest, I probably would be there for it. 00:22:28.767 --> 00:22:29.930 I would be there for any of it. 00:22:29.930 --> 00:22:31.454 Okay, very attracted to justin obsessed. 00:22:31.454 --> 00:22:37.134 Obsessed is like not even doesn't matter no, that was never even adds to the debonair anyway, guys. 00:22:37.134 --> 00:22:38.640 Um, probably smells like mahogany. 00:22:38.640 --> 00:22:40.683 Are we talking about? 00:22:40.683 --> 00:22:41.365 Am I talking? 00:22:41.605 --> 00:22:42.166 I don't know. 00:22:42.166 --> 00:22:42.969 Keep, keep going. 00:22:42.969 --> 00:22:44.791 That's your podcast, you go. 00:22:45.012 --> 00:22:48.948 Let's roll, Justin's number one fan Love him, right. 00:22:48.948 --> 00:22:55.688 So I go into the book with like the mindset of like fuck you, Brittany, why would you talk about my man like that? 00:22:55.688 --> 00:22:58.028 There's no way he was a piece of shit, right? 00:22:58.028 --> 00:23:09.228 I come out the book fucking heartbroken for Brittany and like what the fuck Justin like very sad written exactly how she needed it to. 00:23:09.228 --> 00:23:13.086 She won right, so I don't know. 00:23:13.086 --> 00:23:18.906 I don't know guys she had a very she had a very hard life. 00:23:18.906 --> 00:23:26.229 From what she writes and, yes, definitely money no stop money power yeah but she didn't ever own her power. 00:23:26.599 --> 00:23:27.999 Yeah, I was going to say the whole conservatorship. 00:23:28.339 --> 00:23:30.608 Yeah, the conservatorship was really bad. 00:23:30.608 --> 00:23:32.186 It was really fucking bad. 00:23:32.186 --> 00:23:33.523 He made her go to. 00:23:33.765 --> 00:23:34.428 AA meetings. 00:23:34.428 --> 00:23:36.045 She said she never had a problem with drugs. 00:23:36.045 --> 00:23:37.869 I don't know if we buy that I don't buy it. 00:23:37.869 --> 00:23:39.846 She said she liked Adderall. 00:23:39.846 --> 00:23:46.530 She said she was on Prozac from very young, but that doesn't mean you have a problem with them. 00:23:46.530 --> 00:23:49.925 I've been on fucking whatever Zoloft before. 00:23:50.259 --> 00:23:53.065 Yeah, like Prozac, you're not going to take for funsies Adderall. 00:23:53.065 --> 00:23:55.244 People take unprescribed because people are dumb. 00:23:55.244 --> 00:23:59.866 I think that she's got some other shit going on because her. 00:24:00.300 --> 00:24:03.509 She's black bowler, I think let's be honest right? 00:24:06.742 --> 00:24:12.013 If you say, yeah, I like Adderall, you've probably got a problem with Adderall. 00:24:12.542 --> 00:24:14.112 Yeah, no, she definitely abused it before. 00:24:14.480 --> 00:24:19.226 That's coming from someone who's prescribed Adderall, I wouldn't say I like it. 00:24:19.226 --> 00:24:21.963 I say, oh, I take it so I can function right. 00:24:21.963 --> 00:24:28.693 Yeah, but if I'm like, oh, yeah, I like Adderall, like you probably have a problem with it. 00:24:28.814 --> 00:24:38.262 It's probably not Adderall Anyway, and you're getting it from the dude on the corner, so it's probably just some kind of she just had a really rough life y'all, and she did have a smotion. 00:24:38.262 --> 00:24:42.666 I was thinking the same thing One of those what she had a procedure to remove the fetus. 00:24:42.926 --> 00:24:49.833 Yeah, she took pills, so this is according to the yeah, According to the book, she nobody knew about it. 00:24:49.833 --> 00:24:51.634 Her assistant went and got the pills. 00:24:51.814 --> 00:24:53.655 She took them. 00:24:53.655 --> 00:24:55.498 She can fuck whatever or whoever after the show. 00:24:55.498 --> 00:24:56.858 What you got to do, what you got to do. 00:24:57.779 --> 00:25:02.708 No Groupies, listen, we're talking about potentially Justin's baby, which we don't know if we buy that either. 00:25:02.768 --> 00:25:05.032 but I could 100% see it. 00:25:05.032 --> 00:25:08.269 I mean, I could 100% see it, I could see it. 00:25:08.762 --> 00:25:13.625 but her whole thing about saying like oh, justin pressured me into the abortion like bitch. 00:25:13.625 --> 00:25:14.945 You make your own decisions. 00:25:14.945 --> 00:25:17.463 You make your own decisions at the end of the day. 00:25:17.806 --> 00:25:19.364 No, she the fuck didn't. 00:25:19.525 --> 00:25:20.248 That's very true. 00:25:20.248

--> 00:25:21.221 She never does. 00:25:21.241 --> 00:25:22.003 That's true. 00:25:22.003 --> 00:25:23.467 Why wouldn't Justin bag it up? 00:25:23.467 --> 00:25:24.970 Bag what up? 00:25:24.970 --> 00:25:26.532 Yeah, condoms. 00:25:27.182 --> 00:25:27.824 Why wouldn't he? 00:25:27.824 --> 00:25:34.565 You would think he would have enough sense to like oh I'm at the beginning of my goddamn career, I shouldn't be just nutting in hoes. 00:25:34.565 --> 00:25:35.587 Slap that dick. 00:25:36.770 --> 00:25:41.909 I mean no one likes to, so no one does. 00:25:42.490 --> 00:25:43.393 What bag it up? 00:25:43.413 --> 00:25:53.901 Yeah, I mean, I'm two kids later, so right, I mean yeah, so like it's, it's a it's a rough comparison when you've been married for over a decade. 00:25:53.901 --> 00:25:55.344 Right, right? 00:25:55.403 --> 00:25:55.805 well. 00:25:55.805 --> 00:26:09.391 So all I know is is if I ever was pregnant, yeah, no, that shit's not saying like you're gonna have a food baby fits right in like if, if I, if I was welcome to the club of degenerates. 00:26:10.982 --> 00:26:12.547 Okay, so like no chance. 00:26:12.547 --> 00:26:13.749 But what do you mean? 00:26:13.749 --> 00:26:20.286 But I'm talking about their status obviously I'm a dude. 00:26:20.566 --> 00:26:23.890 Oh, at any age if I was a woman and I was pregnant. 00:26:23.890 --> 00:26:28.775 No, no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no we're going, but now we're going. 00:26:30.099 --> 00:26:31.686 I'm not even from no kids. 00:26:31.686 --> 00:26:34.685 I'm, I'm. 00:26:34.685 --> 00:26:36.711 I don't know how I feel about that. 00:26:36.711 --> 00:26:42.486 I feel like I'm too selfish with my time, but I know, if I was a woman no, no fucking way. 00:26:43.540 --> 00:26:44.805 OK, but that's not what we're. 00:26:44.805 --> 00:26:52.267 I mean, it's a little bit of what we're talking about, but we're talking about what we're talking about we're talking about britney and justin, guys, they were a huge deal back then. 00:26:52.428 --> 00:26:53.609 Yeah, and okay. 00:26:53.609 --> 00:26:58.507 Anyway, moving on, when he had the denim yes, the denim suit, she talked about that. 00:26:58.507 --> 00:26:59.430 Yeah, she talked about that. 00:27:02.540 --> 00:27:04.605 So, long story short. 00:27:04.605 --> 00:27:07.569 Supposedly he pressured her whatever. 00:27:07.569 --> 00:27:08.632 They got the pills. 00:27:08.632 --> 00:27:10.634 She went in the bathroom, she took the pills. 00:27:10.634 --> 00:27:12.385 She was like in pain all day. 00:27:12.579 --> 00:27:19.347 He serenaded her like it was a whole fucking thing Okay, According to the book Anyway guys, I have a crazy ex. 00:27:20.550 --> 00:27:21.112 Anyway, guys. 00:27:21.112 --> 00:27:26.765 So she also wrote about the breakup, and he did her wrong there too, and I just feel everybody always does. 00:27:26.765 --> 00:27:30.067 Allegedly yeah it is a lot of allegedly. 00:27:30.067 --> 00:27:33.550 And I went to my best friend's house this weekend and she was like, well, she just wrote a book. 00:27:33.550 --> 00:27:35.792 A lot, so I wouldn't take it seriously. 00:27:35.853 --> 00:27:36.554 Well, she wrote. 00:27:36.554 --> 00:27:37.755 She wrote a book to make money. 00:27:37.755 --> 00:27:40.517 Brittany needs needs to get some of that conservatorship money back. 00:27:42.299 --> 00:27:42.961 She needs to keep her house. 00:27:42.961 --> 00:27:43.865 The conservatorship was really bad. 00:27:43.904 --> 00:27:44.728 Yeah, it was fucked up. 00:27:44.728 --> 00:27:45.550 It was really bad. 00:27:45.759 --> 00:27:51.989 That's a wonky situation, but For 13 years she was controlled every move she made. 00:27:51.989 --> 00:27:53.968 I know she's really fucking sad. 00:27:54.721 --> 00:27:55.146 Yeah. 00:27:55.166 --> 00:27:56.401 Okay, just saying. 00:27:56.561 --> 00:27:57.988 It doesn't mean I trust the things you wrote. 00:27:57.988 --> 00:28:00.722 My point is at the end of the book. 00:28:00.762 --> 00:28:07.344 My best friend asked me he is like are you team, justin or team? 00:28:07.365 --> 00:28:10.310 britney now and I was like team apathy, team apathy, I'm kind of team. 00:28:10.310 --> 00:28:13.645 I'm kind of team britney, because I just feel so fucking bad for her. 00:28:13.986 --> 00:28:17.232 She was dealt a really bad hand at every turn. 00:28:17.232 --> 00:28:19.865 Everyone she trusted fucking took advantage of her. 00:28:19.965 --> 00:28:24.871 Yeah, and it's just that's just that world, though everyone in that business does I? 00:28:25.132 --> 00:28:30.413 still fucking love Justin and I actually was just discussing when he goes on tour. 00:28:30.454 --> 00:28:35.920 I'm gonna get he's canceling dates, yo, because of your girl Brittany. 00:28:35.920 --> 00:28:38.219 If and when he goes on tour. 00:28:39.349 --> 00:28:44.267 I wanted to buy VIP and I wanted him to sign my arm and I wanted to get a tattoo that's so fucking weird. 00:28:44.287 --> 00:28:45.736 I love him, I sign my arm and I wanted to get a tattoo. 00:28:45.736 --> 00:28:46.420 That's so fucking weird. 00:28:46.420 --> 00:28:48.045 I love you. 00:28:48.045 --> 00:28:51.265 I know people do that I still find it really strange. 00:28:51.265 --> 00:28:52.890 We don't want. 00:28:52.890 --> 00:28:54.962 Yeah Well, I don't know. 00:28:54.962 --> 00:28:55.805 I've seen some bad ones. 00:28:56.486 --> 00:28:57.268 There's a red, yeah, maybe. 00:29:00.861 --> 00:29:03.780 There was old as him Fucking, attacking. 00:29:03.840 --> 00:29:04.080 Just. 00:29:05.423 --> 00:29:11.067 I mean, are you going to say, are you saying, I'm not going to be attacked at some point today Because I'm sure? 00:29:11.327 --> 00:29:15.151 I think that's been flowing pretty well Exactly the whole time. 00:29:15.191 --> 00:29:15.872 Exactly. 00:29:15.872 --> 00:29:18.713 Anyway, guys, all right, I think I'm done for a while. 00:29:18.713 --> 00:29:20.655 Yeah, I don't know about that? 00:29:20.736 --> 00:29:23.342 No, no, no,

keep it, keep it All right. 00:29:23.362 --> 00:29:27.492 So what we've learned is that Bobo reads sad girl stories and smart. 00:29:27.492 --> 00:29:31.048 While drinking wine and finger banging. 00:29:32.502 --> 00:29:34.730 I wasn't doing that at the same time. 00:29:34.730 --> 00:29:36.789 I still had to go get my kids. 00:29:37.835 --> 00:29:38.740 So no wine was involved. 00:29:39.323 --> 00:29:40.326 No wine was involved. 00:29:40.326 --> 00:29:40.901 Why? 00:29:40.941 --> 00:29:41.925 is my steering wheel sticky. 00:29:42.420 --> 00:29:42.942 You know why. 00:29:43.083 --> 00:29:44.106 Guys, I was at home. 00:29:45.226 --> 00:29:49.970 But you had to go get it yeah, I took a shower after you got dirty. 00:29:49.970 --> 00:29:52.008 Huh, that was a good book. 00:29:52.602 --> 00:29:54.808 I didn't say that you didn't have to. 00:29:57.886 --> 00:30:02.306 I don't know how we always get to here. 00:30:02.801 --> 00:30:05.939 You make it here go back, listen to the audio. 00:30:05.939 --> 00:30:07.246 There's a clear path. 00:30:07.744 --> 00:30:25.468 Well, I guess the only fucking girls that ever made money on their fame had to fucking be slutty, so maybe that's where I'm at she's like in the woods, crying but the fact is that she is more famous than her. 00:30:25.970 --> 00:30:26.731 Monica no. 00:30:28.403 --> 00:30:29.618 Monica has a ran for president. 00:30:29.618 --> 00:30:32.367 She's in every rap song. 00:30:32.489 --> 00:30:32.930 It's true. 00:30:32.930 --> 00:30:37.311 It rhymes with so much what Monica? 00:30:37.311 --> 00:30:44.507 I definitely knew who Monica Lewinsky was before I knew who Hillary Clinton was. 00:30:44.747 --> 00:30:45.067 Yes. 00:30:45.368 --> 00:30:46.372 Generational gap there. 00:30:48.039 --> 00:30:49.699 Yeah, given that that happened before you were born. 00:30:49.699 --> 00:30:51.665 Oh, my goodness. 00:30:52.140 --> 00:30:53.866 We're in the presence of a baby. 00:30:53.866 --> 00:30:55.467 You know I've made the 30th. 00:30:57.284 --> 00:31:01.788 All I'm hearing is you guys are too old. 00:31:01.788 --> 00:31:04.267 Like old man yells at clouds. 00:31:04.839 --> 00:31:07.787 No, no, I get it. 00:31:07.787 --> 00:31:18.686 It's weird, given that, yeah a couple of years ago, seven years ago, one of them was running for president, while one of them and then she cried in the woods. 00:31:18.686 --> 00:31:22.105 That's fucking weird what's crying in the woods. 00:31:22.144 --> 00:31:23.603 What's this about Hillary? 00:31:23.643 --> 00:31:24.185 went in the. 00:31:24.185 --> 00:31:24.760 What do you mean? 00:31:24.760 --> 00:31:25.481 That was a whole fucking thing. 00:31:25.481 --> 00:31:25.741 She like went in the woods. 00:31:25.741 --> 00:31:26.021 What's this about? 00:31:26.021 --> 00:31:26.288 Hillary went in the. 00:31:26.288 --> 00:31:26.574 What do you, what do you mean? 00:31:26.574 --> 00:31:26.913 That was a whole fucking thing. 00:31:26.913 --> 00:31:30.204 She like went in the woods and cried what after the uh? 00:31:30.204 --> 00:31:32.684 Yeah, after she lost to Trump what? 00:31:34.346 --> 00:31:37.729 that's the first time I'm hearing it bring up your Q&A on site, please. 00:31:37.729 --> 00:31:38.923 I'm curious, I don't know. 00:31:38.923 --> 00:31:39.728 I'm on my way. 00:31:40.903 --> 00:31:42.844 Hillary in the woods crying. 00:31:42.844 --> 00:31:44.067 She's crying like a witch. 00:31:44.662 --> 00:31:44.943 Burn her. 00:31:44.943 --> 00:31:45.467 Her tampon was too small. 00:31:45.467 --> 00:31:46.471 That's just where the Hillary in the woods crying. 00:31:46.471 --> 00:31:47.095 She's crying like a witch. 00:31:47.095 --> 00:31:47.276 Burn her. 00:31:47.276 --> 00:31:49.027 That's just where the email server was. 00:31:49.027 --> 00:31:51.527 That's just where the email server was. 00:31:51.527 --> 00:31:52.784 She just had to go delete it. 00:31:52.784 --> 00:31:54.410 It's Halloween. 00:31:55.519 --> 00:31:56.061 Hiking. 00:31:56.061 --> 00:32:04.221 A day after conceding US election, went for a hike with her husband near their New York home, hugging a supporter and exchanging. 00:32:04.221 --> 00:32:07.263 Yeah, she was in the woods, she like did an interview. 00:32:07.325 --> 00:32:09.867 Yeah, she's like she went for a walk in the woods. 00:32:10.099 --> 00:32:12.741 Yeah, there's a fucking picture I didn't make it up. 00:32:12.741 --> 00:32:13.707 Well, that's okay. 00:32:13.707 --> 00:32:16.528 She was so sad that she lost. 00:32:16.528 --> 00:32:19.406 She was just so sad. 00:32:20.519 --> 00:32:22.641 She should be sad that she robbed Bernie of the chance. 00:32:22.641 --> 00:32:25.067 Yeah, that's more accurate. 00:32:25.147 --> 00:32:31.964 I really don't want to go politics, not when things are the way they are. 00:32:31.984 --> 00:32:34.728 But the fact is she didn't flash her tits to become famous. 00:32:34.728 --> 00:32:36.104 Who did Well? 00:32:36.104 --> 00:32:37.161 She's saying every woman did Well. 00:32:37.181 --> 00:32:39.940 her fucking husband cheated on her, so maybe she should have flashed some tits. 00:32:40.099 --> 00:32:41.683 She just set back womanhood. 00:32:41.683 --> 00:32:43.688 You know fucking decades. 00:32:44.209 --> 00:32:45.211 Oh, come on guys. 00:32:48.441 --> 00:32:50.337 I was saying, maybe I bring up sex so that I can be popular. 00:32:50.962 --> 00:32:52.077 That's what I was trying to say. 00:32:52.077 --> 00:32:54.086 You've got to be better at it. 00:32:54.741 --> 00:32:56.567 Better at sex, what? 00:32:56.567 --> 00:32:57.549 Try yourself. 00:32:57.549 --> 00:32:58.291 She's great. 00:33:00.761 --> 00:33:01.505 I've never complained. 00:33:03.801 --> 00:33:06.577 Anyway, guys, yeah, this is why Anyway, guys yeah. 00:33:07.261 --> 00:33:08.284 This is why we invite her. 00:33:09.227 --> 00:33:13.488 Yeah, like a babo, babo baboing. 00:33:14.622 --> 00:33:19.986 Just being myself, you're actually reaching for the fire extinguisher, the force is not with you, Padawan. 00:33:21.520 --> 00:33:22.163 You know how that works. 00:33:22.163 --> 00:33:25.335 Right, you set your cans down and you get your ass up. 00:33:25.718 --> 00:33:26.079 That sucks. 00:33:26.079 --> 00:33:27.624 Do we need to go for a drink? 00:33:27.624 --> 00:33:31.462 Run, yeah, okay, well Hit it intern, guys. 00:33:31.462 --> 00:33:36.614 That's this week's episode of the full fucking Pelican thing. 00:33:36.614 --> 00:33:38.063 We'll see you next time, guys. 00:33:38.063 --> 00:33:38.865 Wow, bye, bye, bye.