บทถอดความฉบับเต็มของ Devil’s Night, Ghosts & Grid Warnings

Not the second one. The second one I think is funnier, but the first one is pretty good. 00:05:23.405 --> 00:05:27.338 I actually did a movie with the guy that played Shaggy and the guy that, 00:05:27.338 --> 00:05:31.408 well, he's a Republican now. I think he's actually a cop, but he was Superman. 00:05:31.408 --> 00:05:33.460 What's his, do you remember his name? Dean Cain. 00:05:33.669 --> 00:05:36.113 Dean Cain. So I did a movie. 00:05:36.432 --> 00:05:38.836 It was a baseball movie of all fucking things. 00:05:39.958 --> 00:05:44.938 And it was Matthew did you let him play with your balls no I didn't go actually 00:05:44.938 --> 00:05:50.628 I didn't go real I didn't get real near Dean Cain he had an odd energy even 00:05:50.628 --> 00:05:53.560 then but Matthew Lillard is it Lillard. 00:05:54.738 --> 00:05:59.628 Yeah I love Matthew Lillard he bought the actual mystery machine from that movie 00:05:59.628 --> 00:06:04.618 and rents it out as an Airbnb does he really that's cool he does he personally 00:06:04.618 --> 00:06:07.858 bought it here's the thing about Matthew Lillard though, 00:06:08.367 --> 00:06:10.565 from that particular movie. 00:06:11.127 --> 00:06:15.477 What was interesting was before he was in a scene... 00:06:16.266 --> 00:06:20.997 Chillest coolest dude you'd ever want to be around you're like no i'm with shaggy 00:06:20.997 --> 00:06:23.093 man like he's like fucking chill, 00:06:23.673 --> 00:06:28.197 but and the main enemy from scream one yeah and but then then when he would 00:06:28.197 --> 00:06:31.631 get ready for his scene his prep, 00:06:32.305 --> 00:06:37.647 was creepy and weird and and like oh you're going into your own fucking world 00:06:37.647 --> 00:06:41.982 here i mean i respect it i'm not picking on him for it but but it was one of the. 00:06:43.497 --> 00:06:49.257 Out of all of the movies that I've either been an extra in or had a part in 00:06:49.257 --> 00:06:52.146 or had a main part it doesn't matter, 00:06:52.998 --> 00:06:58.197 that was the oddest prep I'd ever seen now mind you I'd been around Danny DeVito 00:06:58.197 --> 00:07:04.367 I've been around Jack Nicholson preparing to do a scene he got fully naked and 00:07:04.367 --> 00:07:05.977 just started rubbing baby oil, 00:07:08.297 --> 00:07:09.377 that was Danny DeVito. 00:07:12.957 --> 00:07:17.697 I was about to say How did Danny DeVito react to you rubbing baby oil on pizza? 00:07:18.917 --> 00:07:21.886 Oh, no, he was into it. He was like, no, I want you to do this. 00:07:22.129 --> 00:07:26.037 Get me in on this. Yeah, yeah. How can we... When I'm dead, throw me in the trash. 00:07:26.717 --> 00:07:29.037 How can we make this a two for one? 00:07:31.137 --> 00:07:35.307 But, I mean, like, I've been around... Was Matthew Lillard on the horror movie 00:07:35.307 --> 00:07:38.582 that you did? No, he wasn't. He was on the baseball movie. 00:07:38.925 --> 00:07:43.516 I've been around Henry Cavill. I mean, like... So I've been around some... 00:07:44.212 --> 00:07:47.987 You know, pretty big movie stars throughout the course of my career. 00:07:48.393 --> 00:07:51.911 I mean, you, you introduced me to, it was Jamie Lee Curtis, right? 00:07:52.137 --> 00:07:58.271 No, no, no, not Jamie, not Jamie Lee Curtis. I introduced you to the mom from E.T. 00:07:59.334 --> 00:08:04.365 And then I also introduced you to the mom from everybody loves Raymond. 00:08:04.969 --> 00:08:10.051 And I introduced you to the guy who was on the big Margarine Wars was Jamie 00:08:10.051 --> 00:08:16.311 Lee Curtis. No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, God, no. No different women. No, no. 00:08:16.862 --> 00:08:21.871 But the other guy that was in that, he was the guy from Big who did the dancing 00:08:21.871 --> 00:08:23.343 piano scene with Tom Hanks. 00:08:24.191 --> 00:08:28.561 And he, he's, I can't think of his name right now, but he has done so many things. 00:08:28.561 --> 00:08:30.692 He was in, I think in The Godfather even. 00:08:31.531 --> 00:08:32.885 He's just done so many things. 00:08:34.071 --> 00:08:38.891 I think he's dead now. It hurts me deep. It hurts me deep. On this day, 00:08:38.891 --> 00:08:44.235 you come to me for a fucking favor. Okay. You come to me for a favor while I pet my kitty. 00:08:46.631 --> 00:08:50.901 I'm going to pet this kitty. This is my kitty. Nobody knows where the kitty 00:08:50.901 --> 00:08:52.698 comes from. It's not from props. 00:08:53.174 --> 00:08:55.154 It's just a cat that just found its way to me. 00:08:55.700 --> 00:08:58.451 I love that. It was literally just like an alley cat. 00:08:59.071 --> 00:09:02.491 It was. It was just a cat that showed up and he fucking held on to it. 00:09:03.037 --> 00:09:04.123 This is my kitty. Robert. 00:09:05.109 --> 00:09:07.664 Loja loja loja yeah oh, 00:09:08.319 --> 00:09:16.604 yeah robert loja bob loja yeah how are you kid dude as in robert loja and then 00:09:16.604 --> 00:09:20.684 oh as in oh my god that's robert loja but, 00:09:21.584 --> 00:09:26.084 but lillard was the only one that like had to do like this kind of like prep 00:09:26.189 --> 00:09:29.596 in his and he physically got loud and he was, 00:09:30.384 --> 00:09:37.183 you know getting physical and and i was like i dude i whatever your process is i respect it but, 00:09:37.975 --> 00:09:43.144 if nicholson doesn't have to do it i don't know that you have to all right favorite 00:09:43.144 --> 00:09:46.497 robert i need you to take it down a notch, 00:09:47.824 --> 00:09:53.624 i'm gonna need you to just bring it down a little bit mr willard i'm gonna need 00:09:53.624 --> 00:09:55.224 you to take it down a knot. 00:09:55.224 --> 00:09:58.728 Another day, another $100,000. 00:10:01.324 --> 00:10:08.762 Alright, so my favorite Robert Loja film, I can only think of a few right now. I couldn't tell you. 00:10:10.224 --> 00:10:11.171 Was he in The Godfather? 00:10:12.168 --> 00:10:15.031 Pull it up, because I'm not. No, I can. Yeah. 00:10:15.980

--> 00:10:21.152 Pull, pull, pull. Yeah, get to IMDb. Scarface. 00:10:21.775 --> 00:10:25.621 Over the top. Big. Independence Day. I like Independence Day, 00:10:25.621 --> 00:10:29.036 I will say. Yeah, I like to. I also really, I love Scarface. He was not in the game. 00:10:29.431 --> 00:10:34.493 Scarface is good. But he was in, what was it? Scarface. That's what I was thinking of. Only Montana. 00:10:35.198 --> 00:10:40.365 And my personal favorite Robert Lozier movie was actually Necessary Reference. 00:10:41.133 --> 00:10:44.091 Okay. Okay, I can go with that. The football movie. 00:10:44.491 --> 00:10:48.821 I know very few of these movies. I've got to be so honest. I'm going to just 00:10:48.821 --> 00:10:50.485 say this. I'm going to say Big. 00:10:51.731 --> 00:10:57.111 A movie about Che Guevara? Okay. The only reason I'm going to say Big is because 00:10:57.111 --> 00:11:00.987 that was when I first really became aware of him. 00:11:01.624 --> 00:11:04.266 Speaking of Che Guevara, we got to give condolences. 00:11:04.988 --> 00:11:08.680 Yeah. What's her name? Sir Patrick Stewart. 00:11:09.167 --> 00:11:13.721 Oh, how does I have to do with Che Guevara? Because Sir Patrick Stewart was 00:11:13.721 --> 00:11:15.570 a lifelong avowed socialist. 00:11:16.162 --> 00:11:20.281 Was he? I would not have known that. I did not know that. I was actually going 00:11:20.281 --> 00:11:22.256 to bring that up myself. A mega socialist? 00:11:22.408 --> 00:11:24.331 Mega, mega. Oh, mega, not mega. 00:11:25.351 --> 00:11:30.761 It's so hard to tell these days. No, he was a big old lefty. 00:11:31.625 --> 00:11:35.131 God bless him. Which is why when I saw the Che movie, I was like, 00:11:35.131 --> 00:11:37.302 I got to. He played Lenin. 00:11:38.074 --> 00:11:42.642 Patrick Stewart played Vladimir Lenin. Did he? 00:11:43.043 --> 00:11:47.367 Yeah. I did not know that. What was it? Fallen Eagle? Something like that. 00:11:48.131 --> 00:11:54.061 I became aware of Patrick Stewart in the movie Scalibur back in the 80s. 00:11:54.061 --> 00:11:56.391 Oh, yeah. I remember that. I remember that. Yeah. 00:11:56.711 --> 00:11:59.771 He played Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov. All right. 00:12:00.211 --> 00:12:04.738 So, condolences. We miss you, Captain Picard. 00:12:07.424 --> 00:12:13.723 I know a lot of people like to throw around the best captain between Kirk and Picard. 00:12:14.776 --> 00:12:21.707 Sorry to the Kirk fans. Picard is the man. Here's where I would argue, okay? 00:12:22.505 --> 00:12:27.154 I grew up with Kirk. I grew up with Kirk. You grew up with Picard. 00:12:27.520 --> 00:12:32.815 I think that that has a little bit of sway in our view, okay? 00:12:33.366 --> 00:12:38.059 However, with that being said, total respect for Picard. 00:12:38.683 --> 00:12:42.270 So, like, I could understand. I still gotta watch both. 00:12:42.983 --> 00:12:46.733 You really do. And the thing of it is, though, Colton, one of the things that 00:12:46.733 --> 00:12:52.201 you gotta do when you watch the original Star Treks is you gotta watch the series first. 00:12:52.730 --> 00:12:54.866 And you gotta keep in mind that this was the 60s. 00:12:56.015 --> 00:13:02.925 It's like, I saw the movies with What's-His-Nuts that came out like in the late 2000s. 00:13:03.041 --> 00:13:05.078 Chris Pine. Chris Pine. Yeah. 00:13:05.709 --> 00:13:09.389 I saw those and they were really cool. I'm going to tell you what. They were good. 00:13:09.784 --> 00:13:15.193 I didn't think somebody could play Captain Kirk as well as Chris Pine did. 00:13:16.923 --> 00:13:20.733 Like Chris Pine fucking nailed it in my opinion. I thought if you're going to 00:13:20.733 --> 00:13:24.779 have somebody play a younger William Shatner, James T. Kirk. 00:13:27.279 --> 00:13:31.513 Chris Pine fucking nailed it. you've got some you've got some faces going on 00:13:31.513 --> 00:13:35.713 there and the guy that the guy that played Spock played it was amazing you got 00:13:35.713 --> 00:13:41.333 some faces going over there Kiefer what's up yeah you haven't seen strange new worlds. 00:13:42.408 --> 00:13:46.123 Star Trek, Strange New Worlds? No. The series? I have not. Yeah. 00:13:46.350 --> 00:13:49.322 No, no, no, no. I'm talking about, like, at that point. 00:13:49.944 --> 00:13:52.697 I'm not... Yeah, I understand. I'm just saying he does... Yeah, 00:13:52.697 --> 00:13:56.916 no, you're right. I haven't seen... Fantastic-er. Like, holy shit. Mm-hmm. 00:13:57.558 --> 00:13:59.642 And even the Spock in that. Okay. 00:14:00.300 --> 00:14:05.324 Fair enough, fair enough. Data is only in a next generation, right? Correct. 00:14:06.109 --> 00:14:07.967 Well, he's also in the show Picard. 00:14:08.819 --> 00:14:11.739 Well, sure, but that's also about... Next generation. Picard, 00:14:11.890 --> 00:14:15.683 yeah. All right, so Halloween's tomorrow. 00:14:16.470 --> 00:14:19.518 It's almost ween. It's almost ween. It's devil's night. 00:14:19.744 --> 00:14:23.017 Tonight's devil's night. Fuck that angel's night that they've been trying to 00:14:23.017 --> 00:14:24.977 put. If you're in Detroit, they'll burn down a house. 00:14:25.297 --> 00:14:28.707 Which, if I may, real quick, I knew that Detroit was the only, 00:14:28.707 --> 00:14:33.187 and like Metro Detroit and like, I guess, broadly Michigan, but primarily Metro 00:14:33.187 --> 00:14:36.926 Detroit and Detroit were the only places that called the night before Halloween 00:14:37.268 --> 00:14:39.429 devil's night. Did you know? Kind of. 00:14:40.217 --> 00:14:42.836 Well, I mean, that's pretty much it. if you look up a map for it. 00:14:43.220 --> 00:14:46.679 Did you know that there's one other place that calls it something? 00:14:46.941 --> 00:14:50.924 It actually has a name for the night before Halloween. It is Pennsylvania. 00:14:51.813 --> 00:14:54.457 And what do they call it? Jiff Night. Sorry, not Pennsylvania. 00:14:54.457 --> 00:14:58.051 It's Philly specifically, I

think. And they call it Mischief Night. 00:14:58.696 --> 00:15:02.437 Well, because Philly and Detroit, we're kind of like... 00:15:03.657 --> 00:15:06.968 We're not brothers, but we're kind of cousins. We want to fuck some shit up. 00:15:08.117 --> 00:15:10.357 You know what I mean? Like, we're looking for a fire to start. 00:15:10.797 --> 00:15:14.587 Now mind you when the Eagles when the Eagles win or lose there will be poop 00:15:14.587 --> 00:15:18.617 thrown on the streets oh yeah and it's a ton of windows and it's the same if the 00:15:18.957 --> 00:15:22.797 you know like you get the Pistons or the Lions or the Tigers we're fucking flipping 00:15:22.797 --> 00:15:24.395 cars and lighting shit up 00:15:24.836 --> 00:15:31.847 and although I couldn't I would love to see Detroit if the I'm a Lions fan naturally but um, 00:15:32.380 --> 00:15:37.147 if the Lions went to the Super Bowl which they almost did two years ago yeah 00:15:37.147 --> 00:15:38.474 we really got cucked on that, 00:15:39.137 --> 00:15:41.455 yeah and If they had one, 00:15:42.767 --> 00:15:45.496 Oh, it would have been an, it would have been. That city would have been. 00:15:45.496 --> 00:15:48.696 Oh, did. It would have been. Oh my God, there wouldn't have been a Detroit anymore. 00:15:48.696 --> 00:15:51.546 It would have been nothing but Hyundai bonfires. 00:15:54.510 --> 00:16:01.469 So today, though I am an adult and responsible and non-lawbreaking adult, 00:16:01.742 --> 00:16:06.066 I did break the law. I did break the law a little bit today. Eh, who didn't? 00:16:06.466 --> 00:16:11.956 And I did it in honor of Devil's Night. I've got about 17,000 pounds of leaves, 00:16:11.956 --> 00:16:15.977 and I lit them fucking up. 00:16:16.674 --> 00:16:20.586 I lit, at last, two nights ago. I probably had choppers circling. 00:16:20.708 --> 00:16:22.936 Where are they smoking me from? They're starting early today. 00:16:22.936 --> 00:16:26.806 Oh, dude, let me tell you something. I've got a pile of leaves still to burn 00:16:26.806 --> 00:16:32.496 that is taller than me and bigger than a very large above ground swimming pool. 00:16:32.741 --> 00:16:39.406 So it'd be like essentially lighting up an entire swimming pool full of gasoline. 00:16:39.906 --> 00:16:44.463 That's what I'm dealing with. It was 77 degrees in D.C. today. Was it really? 00:16:45.326 --> 00:16:49.236 I'm so sorry. Yeah, but climate change isn't real. Yeah, well, 00:16:49.236 --> 00:16:51.226 I mean, maybe, maybe not because it was only... 00:16:51.426 --> 00:16:54.492 Two days before fucking November. It was 50 degrees here. So, 00:16:54.730 --> 00:16:57.384 you know, different strokes for different climates. 00:16:58.169 --> 00:17:01.145 But we've gone this entire month... 00:17:02.138 --> 00:17:07.983 Which is so unusual for ELP to go the entire month of October. 00:17:10.179 --> 00:17:15.609 Without having one spooky story. So this is it. This is your last chance, 00:17:15.609 --> 00:17:17.643 Kiefer. This is your fucking playground. 00:17:18.273 --> 00:17:21.219 Everyone turn on the spotlights. This thing is the last chance. 00:17:21.219 --> 00:17:26.718 So I just need to know if you want me to open with one of these EVPs first? 00:17:27.154 --> 00:17:30.567 Not yet. Not yet? Okay. You let me know and you tell me which one. 00:17:31.083 --> 00:17:35.309 First, I want to talk to you about Ray Fryer's Kirkyard. All right. 00:17:35.309 --> 00:17:37.510 So what is Ray Fryer's Kirkyard? 00:17:38.061 --> 00:17:43.019 The old Kirkyard. Good Lord. Did you say Ray Fryer? Yeah. Or whatever. 00:17:44.279 --> 00:17:46.099 Sweet Baby Ray's Kirkyard. 00:17:48.209 --> 00:17:55.952 Tell me about Sweet Baby Ray's. Tell me about his Kirkyard. That is where ribs go to die, Giddy. 00:17:58.240 --> 00:18:03.484 It's in Texas. Slow smoke. all right tell me all about this, 00:18:04.501 --> 00:18:10.939 well gray friar cemetery would be in scotland oh those crazy wacky scots hmm 00:18:11.259 --> 00:18:13.919 how i love them so i am a scot but anyway, 00:18:17.092 --> 00:18:22.839 they may take our lives but i'll never take their sweet maybe rays. 00:18:29.179 --> 00:18:35.939 Briskets for everyone briskets for everyone. 00:18:39.414 --> 00:18:47.403 Not dead he's pretty dead set up you are anyway gray fryer is a courtyard it is old, 00:18:48.701 --> 00:18:51.439 It has. And that's been another Elsie's Little Pickles. 00:18:54.719 --> 00:19:01.589 So open you would do that. Oh, shit. Anyway, at Greyfriars, it wasn't just a 00:19:01.589 --> 00:19:04.414 church and a cemetery. It also was a prison. 00:19:04.698 --> 00:19:09.087 Ooh. A lot of people don't know that. I didn't even know about the Kirkyard. 00:19:11.379 --> 00:19:14.985 I didn't know about the Kirkyard, much less the fucking prison. So let's go. 00:19:15.648 --> 00:19:19.769 Well, first off, did you know that there's a difference between a graveyard 00:19:19.769 --> 00:19:22.637 and a kirkyard? I had no idea. What's a kirkyard? Yeah, me neither. 00:19:23.277 --> 00:19:26.720 Yeah. I knew there was a difference between a graveyard and a cemetery. 00:19:27.474 --> 00:19:33.076 Yes. Same idea, actually. A kirkyard is a cemetery that is attached to a church. 00:19:33.726 --> 00:19:36.948 Okay. Ah, a kirkyard is in church. Yes. 00:19:37.679 --> 00:19:42.178 Yes. But we all know that kirkyard never went to church. They couldn't have just said churchyard. 00:19:43.319 --> 00:19:47.989 I had a buddy who also passed away and I actually took pictures of him, 00:19:48.599 --> 00:19:54.269 in Michigan at a church called Kirk in the Hills and so I took a video of him 00:19:54.269 --> 00:19:55.739 just running without his shirt 00:19:55.739 --> 00:19:59.541 with his arms out in the hills because it was called Kirk in the Hills, 00:20:01.079 --> 00:20:04.110 funny side note anyway. 00:20:05.899 --> 00:20:10.732 I'm sorry I'm just picturing your buddy I'm just picturing your buddy Kirk doing that 00:20:11.133 -->

00:20:14.859 and it's bringing a little bit of a tickle to me because he was such a fucking 00:20:14.859 --> 00:20:19.459 retard he would do that exactly i love that guy i loved him too he was just 00:20:19.459 --> 00:20:24.855 a fucking dope of a human being but i loved him i love that guy anyway, 00:20:25.495 --> 00:20:27.213 the gray fryer's kirkyard, 00:20:28.064 --> 00:20:37.269 was home to well bloody george mckenzie now mckenzie was kind of a bastard yeah 00:20:37.269 --> 00:20:40.679 but you know what it's not his fault because his mother named him bloody. 00:20:42.299 --> 00:20:45.802 Middle name George yeah I mean like you had to see this coming, 00:20:46.764 --> 00:20:48.808 There was going to be some resentment, that's all I'm getting at. 00:20:49.440 --> 00:20:53.254 He was going to act out in a negative way at some point. 00:20:54.098 --> 00:20:58.295 Well, in 1679, Scotland was in turmoil. 00:20:58.910 --> 00:21:03.614 The Covenanters, which were the Scottish Presbyterians who opposed the king's 00:21:03.614 --> 00:21:07.801 religious control, were defeated at the Battle of Bothwell Bridge. 00:21:08.441 --> 00:21:13.794 Over 1,200 prisoners were marched into Edinburgh and locked inside a walled 00:21:13.794 --> 00:21:15.680 section of Greyfriars Kirkyard. 00:21:16.550 --> 00:21:23.992 Now, enter Bloody George McKenzie Who began beating, torturing, 00:21:25.246 --> 00:21:32.257 And burying them en masse Like any good Protestant Like anyone named Bloody George, for fuck's sake. 00:21:33.711 --> 00:21:42.014 Well, he killed thousands Presbyterians And he eventually died Shocking, 00:21:42.014 --> 00:21:44.004 I know Who would have thought? 00:21:44.004 --> 00:21:48.004 It happens to everyone now did he kill them all, 00:21:48.724 --> 00:21:53.484 he killed thousands in the kirkyard or he just over the course no no they were 00:21:53.484 --> 00:21:58.494 stored there they had no cover they literally slept on each other unless they 00:21:58.494 --> 00:22:00.874 were dead and then they were buried, 00:22:01.744 --> 00:22:05.994 now the funny part about this is that when bloody George McKenzie died, 00:22:06.929 --> 00:22:08.304 I had nowhere else to bury I was, 00:22:09.443 --> 00:22:12.357 married with the the Covenanters, 00:22:13.424 --> 00:22:19.379 We're all full up. Oops. There's no more room at the end. 00:22:21.259 --> 00:22:28.919 I don't know of the year, but I think it was 1998-ish that a homeless man broke 00:22:28.919 --> 00:22:33.135 into a mausoleum seeking shelter from a storm. 00:22:33.810 --> 00:22:40.283 Unfortunately, it happened to be Bloody George's mausoleum. And that's when trouble started. 00:22:40.645 --> 00:22:47.055 Visitors, tour guides, who were patrons, started getting attacked. 00:22:47.340 --> 00:22:53.421 Scratches, really bad cuts, fainting, feeling sick. 00:22:53.873 --> 00:22:59.442 Rumor had it, this is coming from historians, not so much news, 00:22:59.788 --> 00:23:03.596 they brought in a reverend

to give a blessing. 00:23:04.009 --> 00:23:08.949 To try to quell Lordy George's spirit, he died. No! 00:23:10.164 --> 00:23:18.808 Ooh. Yeah. You're still at it. Considering I live not 40 minutes from the exorcist, exorcist steps. 00:23:19.052 --> 00:23:22.639 Yeah. Oh yeah. That's a good case. 00:23:23.410 --> 00:23:30.613 Anyway. So years ago we were actually trying to get a trip out there. Do some investigating. 00:23:31.539 --> 00:23:36.502 Unfortunately, the attacks got so bad that the city closed it off. 00:23:36.827 --> 00:23:39.699 Visitors can no longer visit. And you know what? 00:23:40.079 --> 00:23:44.809 I'd like to just back up that story. A lot of people don't know about you, right? 00:23:45.205 --> 00:23:49.129 So a lot of our listeners know that you were very involved with music and had 00:23:49.129 --> 00:23:51.539 your band, Simonic Drive, and so on and so forth. 00:23:52.579 --> 00:23:57.976 But what they don't know about you is you were one of the earliest podcasters. 00:23:58.563 --> 00:24:00.954 Like, you were doing ghostly talk. 00:24:01.720 --> 00:24:04.071 Well, that was my buddy Scott. 00:24:05.099 --> 00:24:09.829 But you were heavily involved. behind the scenes like hanging out with them 00:24:09.829 --> 00:24:12.765 we were got some musician a bass player like me, 00:24:13.656 --> 00:24:18.990 And what is it about these players? They all, they're all fucked up. 00:24:18.990 --> 00:24:21.580 We're a little weird. We even look alike, Scott and I. 00:24:22.155 --> 00:24:26.350 Not enough, not enough harmonic richness. Too many, too many root notes had to. 00:24:28.506 --> 00:24:35.090 Had to go for the ghosts. But, but it is a fact you had, you were involved, 00:24:35.090 --> 00:24:38.890 if not the main focus, but you were involved. 00:24:39.441 --> 00:24:43.430 Yeah. I were from the main focus. And that goes back to what? 00:24:43.430 --> 00:24:45.550 That goes back to like 2000. 00:24:46.130 --> 00:24:52.540 I've been involved in paranormal probably over 20 years. 00:24:52.540 --> 00:24:55.950 Yeah, I was going to say. It's been over 25 years. Yeah, it's been like. 00:24:55.950 --> 00:25:01.210 My entire life. I'm 26. My entire life, I've known that you were into the ghosty 00:25:01.210 --> 00:25:02.750 shit. Yeah, well, not just. 00:25:04.236 --> 00:25:09.206 Did I, I think I talked about my first experience paranormal on the show, 00:25:09.539 --> 00:25:13.429 which was at Mackinac Island at the fort. but nonetheless. 00:25:15.472 --> 00:25:19.711 Did I tell you about that? I was not aware of that. Not at all. 00:25:20.858 --> 00:25:23.529 Yeah, our family was there, and we were doing a tour. 00:25:25.271 --> 00:25:30.186 Me being me, like you try to get up the head and get bored with all the chatter, 00:25:30.793 --> 00:25:35.078 and we wandered into one of the rooms at the fort, ahead of everybody, 00:25:35.652 --> 00:25:38.455 and there were two British troops. 00:25:39.266 --> 00:25:44.640 I think they were British. Were they redcoats? I don't remember if they're red or blue. 00:25:44.941 --> 00:25:49.022 If they were blue, they're French. And that makes a little more sense for the Mackinac. 00:25:49.663 --> 00:25:52.414 Yeah, I honestly do not remember. 00:25:53.074 --> 00:25:59.511 But they were standing there and there's tons of people in outfit giving tours. 00:26:00.028 --> 00:26:01.386 So I didn't think much of it. 00:26:02.036 --> 00:26:08.341 But they fired a cannon. Yep. Which was really fucking loud inside a little room. 00:26:09.015 --> 00:26:13.137 And so it was like you know we started to ring and was like holy shit, 00:26:14.433 --> 00:26:21.666 I went to ask them a question, and they ignored me lately. And so I was like, well, fuck this. 00:26:23.126 --> 00:26:26.146 Yeah, and that would have been when you were about, what, 13, 00:26:26.146 --> 00:26:29.105 15? No, I was younger. I was probably about eight. Eight? 00:26:29.360 --> 00:26:33.296 Eight? Okay. I'm trying to remember when the family— Did you ask anyone after? 00:26:33.853 --> 00:26:39.226 Like, did you hear that, Kaden? I ended up—I went to another lady who was talking 00:26:39.226 --> 00:26:44.305 to a group, and she basically stayed in that room that she was in, 00:26:44.816 --> 00:26:46.476 and so groups would continue on. 00:26:46.761 --> 00:26:50.246 Yeah. And so I asked, I don't even remember what my question was, 00:26:50.246 --> 00:26:54.150 but I asked her since the guys in that room wouldn't answer. 00:26:54.737 --> 00:26:58.546 And then I was like, that was really loud. After I had asked my question, 00:26:58.546 --> 00:26:59.851 I was like, it was really loud. 00:27:01.616 --> 00:27:05.856 And all I could think of was, could they be firing a cannon like that in such 00:27:05.856 --> 00:27:10.010 a close? Like my ears hurt. Yeah. That sounds like hearing damage. 00:27:10.566 --> 00:27:14.356 Yeah. And, and she was like, I've never been fired. 00:27:14.356 --> 00:27:21.449 Side oh yeah last time a cannon was fired inside was like and so i was like, 00:27:22.826 --> 00:27:29.596 i just fired a cannon i just and so he walked back to that room like woodford 00:27:29.596 --> 00:27:33.785 that's and there was no cannon in that room there was nothing, 00:27:34.946 --> 00:27:41.226 now the question becomes did you become a funny story for thanksgiving for that 00:27:41.226 --> 00:27:47.413 woman saying oh this kid came by and he thought and he fired a cannon, 00:27:48.566 --> 00:27:51.349 or did that become a story that she's like, 00:27:52.028 --> 00:27:57.426 I mean I gotta be honest if you work at Fort if you work at Fort Mackinac you 00:27:57.426 --> 00:28:02.076 probably know some shit you probably got some stories I gotta be honest like 00:28:02.076 --> 00:28:05.666 if you're there day in day out you probably know some shit yeah, 00:28:06.658 --> 00:28:09.771 I mean I know I know several people that, 00:28:10.786 --> 00:28:14.202 live on the island so they've all

got stories yeah. 00:28:15.912 --> 00:28:20.491 But anyway, years later, I started doing paranormal work. 00:28:21.052 --> 00:28:26.776 My specialty was EVPs, electronic voice phenomena, because I'm an audio guy. 00:28:27.436 --> 00:28:34.542 And I have, with Steve, you'd have the, uh, hopefully you hit the right button. Are we going sing? 00:28:35.529 --> 00:28:40.167 Sing first? Okay. All right. Ready? Let me, let me explain this. Hold on. 00:28:41.203 --> 00:28:47.743 This was taken at a cemetery. we were investigating probably about midnight 00:28:47.743 --> 00:28:55.568 maybe 1am and there's a voice behind my voice in between my questions, 00:28:57.054 --> 00:29:03.992 and I'll ask a question I did my best to try to bring that forward in the audio 00:29:04.201 --> 00:29:12.001 it is there I don't know if this is going to translate over audio for the listener but it is there, 00:29:12.805 --> 00:29:19.143 go ahead so feel free to rewind and listen if you want but it will i will ask 00:29:19.143 --> 00:29:27.592 a question it'll start to talk after a pause this voice is apparently a little girl, 00:29:28.895 --> 00:29:33.803 i don't know if i should preload it by what i believe it said no no let's listen 00:29:33.803 --> 00:29:36.244 first listen first and then explain okay. 00:29:38.180 --> 00:29:43.171 Will you let us hear you sing tonight? We'd love to hear you sing. Okay. 00:29:43.980 --> 00:29:49.297 So, yeah, there was a little girl's voice just before my second sentence. 00:29:50.090 --> 00:29:53.927 And I believe that it said, Daddy's by me. 00:29:54.582 --> 00:29:57.981 There are several children buried at this particular cemetery, 00:29:58.567 --> 00:30:00.152 but we used to go there every weekend. 00:30:00.785 --> 00:30:05.480 And we were never disappointed. What was it that she said or that was said before 00:30:05.480 --> 00:30:09.851 you first spoke? because listen will you let us hear you sing tonight? 00:30:10.800 --> 00:30:16.909 We'd love to hear you sing because all I hear is daddy's near or daddy's by, 00:30:17.543 --> 00:30:22.448 in the middle daddy's by me yeah if you listen to it really close with headphones, 00:30:23.413 --> 00:30:27.410 but what was it before that when you before you said would you like to sing 00:30:27.410 --> 00:30:32.480 for us because there was something that was like bleh that was clearly a paranormal 00:30:32.480 --> 00:30:37.520 yeah paranormal pickup right I mean like it was interesting yeah there was, 00:30:38.340 --> 00:30:42.719 not you so I'm going to play it one more time do it will you let us hear you sing tonight, 00:30:43.423 --> 00:30:50.095 We'd love to hear you sing. That actually could be also me, because I took that audio. 00:30:50.679 --> 00:30:54.430 I was saying something beforehand. Oh, okay. He said, bleh. It might be beforehand. 00:30:55.570 --> 00:31:01.080 Beforehand, I had some bad Mexican. Yeah, I threw up in my mouth a little bit. 00:31:01.481 --> 00:31:03.054 Now we've

got this other clip. 00:31:03.507 --> 00:31:08.766 Yeah, now I should say electronic voice phenomena is quite common. 00:31:09.057 --> 00:31:12.407 I was trying to get a bunch of examples, but I was crunched for time. 00:31:12.880 --> 00:31:14.734 Because of my day job. 00:31:15.802 --> 00:31:21.600 Which, by the way, people, if you subscribe, if you get more people to subscribe, 00:31:21.600 --> 00:31:25.310 if you get people to subscribe on YouTube... We can get Kiefer out of his day 00:31:25.310 --> 00:31:27.215 job. We can get him out of his day job. 00:31:28.210 --> 00:31:32.350 And you can hear more EVPs. And if you really, really want us... 00:31:32.350 --> 00:31:34.290 We'll send him to the fucking Kirkyard. Yeah. 00:31:34.870 --> 00:31:37.680 If you really want... Which would be great because I am not religious, 00:31:37.680 --> 00:31:39.696 so I would probably get attacked, which I'm willing. 00:31:39.841 --> 00:31:45.990 And if you really want none of us to have day jobs, fucking subscribe. Tell your friends. 00:31:46.570 --> 00:31:50.909 We need more sponsors than OnlyBrand. We love you, OnlyBrandShop.com. 00:31:51.193 --> 00:31:57.490 Discount code Pickles. But, man, we could use some fucking big-time sponsors 00:31:57.490 --> 00:32:01.710 that actually, like, cut big checks. Look at you, DraftKings. 00:32:02.310 --> 00:32:05.770 Looking at you, DraftKings. Looking at you. I don't care if it's a boner pill. 00:32:06.670 --> 00:32:08.490 I'll be the guy that goes, yep, it worked. 00:32:09.770 --> 00:32:14.620 You're listening, Blue Chew. Yeah, Blue Chew. Fuck, I'm willing to do a Fleshlight 00:32:14.620 --> 00:32:15.829 commercial at this point. 00:32:17.890 --> 00:32:21.750 Contact Adam and Eve. How is your Fleshlight, Steve? Well, let me tell you, 00:32:22.490 --> 00:32:25.650 Fleshlight, if you want to reach out to us, Blue Chew, if you want to reach 00:32:26.010 --> 00:32:28.930 out to us. Adam and Eve. I don't give a shit who it is. 00:32:29.550 --> 00:32:34.921 Even if it's a double-sided Fleshlight, we can test it. We're not shy, okay? 00:32:35.408 --> 00:32:37.590 It's Elsie's Little Pickles dot 00:32:37.590 --> 00:32:43.110 com. at gmail, Elsie's Little Pickles at gmail.com. We have no standards. 00:32:47.005 --> 00:32:50.282 Oh, man, I forgot where I was going to go with that. The second EVP. 00:32:50.802 --> 00:32:57.822 The second EVP. Well, before the continuation, EVPs have always just fascinated 00:32:57.822 --> 00:32:59.232 me because I'm an audio guy. 00:32:59.736 --> 00:33:03.748 I've never been, like, big guy for, like, pictures. 00:33:04.582 --> 00:33:07.712 There's some great videos of weird stuff. 00:33:08.316 --> 00:33:13.746 But i have been here there and everywhere across this united states visiting 00:33:14.083 --> 00:33:17.870 reportedly haunted places from florida, 00:33:18.502 --> 00:33:26.812 savannah georgia dude i mean i know you've been in a georgia is a highly active paranormal, 00:33:27.462 --> 00:33:31.903 so far as i'm saying that you know but as far as i'm aware i haven't been, 00:33:32.602 --> 00:33:37.482 And I took a ghost tour in Savannah, Georgia, and recorded it. 00:33:37.482 --> 00:33:40.342 I still have the recording because we are going on a million. 00:33:40.822 --> 00:33:44.344 That is well record, see if I get anything, which I didn't. 00:33:44.727 --> 00:33:53.244 But our tour guide pointed out a CVS that used to be the jail in Savannah, Georgia. 00:33:53.807 --> 00:33:58.252 And people who use the restroom and workers don't like to use the restroom there 00:33:58.252 --> 00:33:59.887 because they have experiences. 00:34:01.002 --> 00:34:01.675 So naturally, 00:34:02.725 --> 00:34:07.236 I went to the CVS to go key. It was like, it's my job. 00:34:08.440 --> 00:34:13.215 Excuse me. Well, here's the restroom. And so I went, took a leak, came out. 00:34:14.208 --> 00:34:17.870 I had absolutely no experience. Well, tell you what, tell you what, 00:34:17.870 --> 00:34:23.180 we'll all go on a ghost tour of Gettysburg this coming July 1st through 3rd. 00:34:23.488 --> 00:34:27.220 How's that? I could tell you some stories of Gettysburg. I'd be in for that. 00:34:27.220 --> 00:34:32.460 But, um, I would love to do that. Because the battle of Gettysburg was July 1st. 00:34:32.660 --> 00:34:37.740 Through july 3rd so we'll go there july 1st through 3rd hopefully we can do 00:34:37.740 --> 00:34:43.940 a night tour i left the cvs and bumped into the tour guide and i was like hey 00:34:43.940 --> 00:34:46.560 i want my money back and started laughing and he was, 00:34:47.253 --> 00:34:48.653 confused like huh and i was like 00:34:48.907 --> 00:34:52.280 i just used the bathroom and nothing happened not even a ghostly flush, 00:34:53.100 --> 00:34:59.943 and he started to laugh but anyway there are times you get questions answered in EVPs. 00:35:00.448 --> 00:35:09.581 Sometimes you'll get random answers and other times though you'll get this. 00:35:10.670 --> 00:35:16.580 Now, here's what I hear. I hear a woman having sex and liking it in that one. 00:35:17.080 --> 00:35:21.875 Yes. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What do you hear in that one? 00:35:22.960 --> 00:35:26.580 Colton, could you hear it? Because it doesn't always translate over the internet. 00:35:26.580 --> 00:35:30.190 No, see, that's one reason why we need more people to subscribe is because we 00:35:30.190 --> 00:35:33.085 have issues with our audio on Zoom. 00:35:33.742 --> 00:35:37.340 And we need better audio equipment. 00:35:37.760 --> 00:35:43.930 Look, at this point, I mean, I want our fans to actually email us at Elsie's 00:35:43.930 --> 00:35:51.035 Little Pickles at gmail.com and tell us if you want us to do like, 00:35:51.854 --> 00:35:56.252 a merchandise shop or if you want us to do like. 00:35:56.630 --> 00:36:00.885 We've got all these ideas. Well, I mean, what is it? A Patreon? 00:36:01.693 --> 00:36:07.750 We're creeping up on 250 episodes. And,

you know, I mean, the thing is, 00:36:07.750 --> 00:36:13.836 is that the listenership is probably next. Yeah. Well, video isn't going to be next. 00:36:14.364 --> 00:36:17.917 But this is we're doing this on a shoestring budget. 00:36:18.765 --> 00:36:25.590 And we'd love to take this to the next level. So if you're a true ELP fan, 00:36:26.171 --> 00:36:32.340 Email us at Elsie's Little Pickles at gmail.com And let us know How you want 00:36:32.340 --> 00:36:35.531 us to Change the show so that, 00:36:36.420 --> 00:36:41.920 You want to Donate do you want it to be A subscription do you want It to be 00:36:42.280 --> 00:36:47.110 a patreon do you Want it like I don't really give a shit What it is I just want 00:36:47.110 --> 00:36:50.670 to be able To keep doing this and making it better and better For the fucking audience Yeah. 00:36:51.578 --> 00:36:56.548 But I'm not sure nowadays, you know, where, because the technology and the way 00:36:56.548 --> 00:37:00.780 people are consuming is changing rapidly, especially with AI. 00:37:01.008 --> 00:37:08.009 So email us. If you're a regular listener, email us at Elsie's Little Pickles at gmail.com. 00:37:08.350 --> 00:37:09.518 Only fans it is. 00:37:10.158 --> 00:37:14.440 Look, if I've got to show my dick in order to get a sponsorship, I'm in. 00:37:15.218 --> 00:37:21.161 It's fine. But yeah, back to the EVP. I couldn't hear it. Zoom does not. 00:37:21.780 --> 00:37:26.858 Yeah, Reed doesn't transfer it. What she's screaming is, get out. Oh, God. 00:37:27.799 --> 00:37:30.478 She's, it's a distress call. Okay, 00:37:30.478 --> 00:37:34.905 I'm going to play it again and see if I hear it the way you heard it. 00:37:36.118 --> 00:37:42.082 I do hear that. Get out. Oh, oh, my God. Get out. Oh. 00:37:43.270 --> 00:37:48.982 Now the question becomes, was that an EVP of something going on, 00:37:49.847 --> 00:37:55.710 you know, basically like a moment in time being replayed where she was being 00:37:55.710 --> 00:37:59.245 harmed or was she that upset about me being that? 00:38:00.012 --> 00:38:04.190 I mean, I've heard both in real life. Yeah, I was going to say that could go either way. 00:38:04.550 --> 00:38:09.250 I mean, I've said the same thing to you when you were coming into my room as a teenager. Yeah. 00:38:10.670 --> 00:38:17.147 And I've had cases where we were, I wish I could get the EVP of it. 00:38:18.214 --> 00:38:24.453 It is forever locked behind the old mice face and I cannot get a hold of it. 00:38:25.330 --> 00:38:33.692 But essentially you'll hear a voice that says, I want you out right now. 00:38:34.023 --> 00:38:37.250 You played that for me. I'm never at a cemetery. You actually played that for 00:38:37.250 --> 00:38:39.741 me before you had posted that. I remember that. 00:38:40.279 --> 00:38:44.741 Yeah. And even that, even I, who I'm not a big ghost believer. 00:38:45.097 --> 00:38:47.878 When I heard that, I got chills. I remember that. 00:38:48.830 --> 00:38:53.250 I am

a ghost believer. Oh, I know you are. I know you have. 00:38:53.350 --> 00:38:59.310 Before that recording, there was a slapping sound because I got slapped across 00:38:59.310 --> 00:39:01.784 the face by something unseen. 00:39:02.411 --> 00:39:06.300 I said, bitch, get out. And all I could do was bust out laughing, 00:39:06.300 --> 00:39:10.970 because I am a weird, weird, weirder and weirder type of person. 00:39:15.430 --> 00:39:20.968 Strange things happen. I think it's just going to get weirder and weirder and weirder. 00:39:21.790 --> 00:39:25.757 I got you. Yes, it is. We were at a cemetery middle of the night, 00:39:25.914 --> 00:39:27.464 because that's when we were at night. 00:39:28.103 --> 00:39:34.040 And we heard a woman screaming from the woods because there was the cemetery 00:39:34.040 --> 00:39:40.104 in fact that's where the daddy's by me and it goes down an embankment to a creek, 00:39:40.828 --> 00:39:44.635 And, uh, it's actually not that far from you, Steve. I was going to say, 00:39:44.635 --> 00:39:50.135 where is this? And, um, I, I don't want to give out where it is because it's very old. 00:39:50.635 --> 00:39:54.721 The graves go back to pre-Civil War. Really? Okay. Yeah. 00:39:54.872 --> 00:39:57.945 Okay. Just, just hold that, keep 00:39:57.945 --> 00:40:00.696 that in mind because I think I know the cemetery you're talking about. 00:40:00.980 --> 00:40:05.542 And I, and when we go on, once we're done, I want to verify, but go ahead. 00:40:06.080 --> 00:40:10.598 And, uh, we heard a female screaming like she was being murdered. 00:40:11.300 --> 00:40:16.225 And while most people, we're not using flashlights. 00:40:16.725 --> 00:40:19.905 I hate using flashlights, especially if someone's taking photographs, 00:40:19.905 --> 00:40:22.586 because it's always going to mess with camera, you know. 00:40:23.258 --> 00:40:27.439 Yeah, you get you get you get reflections and weird fucking. 00:40:27.926 --> 00:40:32.669 And people end up losing their shit about, oh, my God, there's a reflection. Yeah. 00:40:33.925 --> 00:40:39.201 Yeah. It must be a ghost. In a public place like that, it's going to draw attention to you. 00:40:39.832 --> 00:40:45.380 And so we don't use uh flashlights a lot but in true, 00:40:46.096 --> 00:40:51.289 everybody's like oh you must be very brave or very stupid i think it's both, 00:40:51.847 --> 00:40:53.193 oh i would say it's both and, 00:40:53.774 --> 00:40:59.485 and in true fashion my buddy johnny and i started running through the cemetery 00:40:59.485 --> 00:41:01.839 not from the sound but to the sound, 00:41:02.762 --> 00:41:07.005 and we're both like something's gonna happen let it be yeah and that's why i've 00:41:07.005 --> 00:41:08.898 always thought you were a little fucked up, but go ahead. 00:41:09.731 --> 00:41:14.837 We didn't find the source of the screen. There was nobody there, but it was a lot of fun. 00:41:15.173 --> 00:41:22.855 And other times, I was training a friend of

mine to join us and do her normal investigating. 00:41:23.892 --> 00:41:28.570 He saw, again, a reason to be careful with flashlights. 00:41:29.233 --> 00:41:36.177 He saw red eyes staring at him out in the woods from the cemetery and pointed it out to me. 00:41:36.826 --> 00:41:42.762 And he was very taken about. Were the eyes like human, like next to each other 00:41:42.762 --> 00:41:45.259 or were they? A little further apart. Ah. 00:41:45.636 --> 00:41:51.373 And so he kept pointing it out and finally, he was like frozen stiff, 00:41:51.698 --> 00:41:54.653 like couldn't move and just pointed. 00:41:55.307 --> 00:41:58.792 And so he, I did not. 00:41:59.892 --> 00:42:04.922 Yeah, basically. And none of us had flashlights. 00:42:05.388 --> 00:42:11.652 So in true fashion I trudged out through the end of the cemetery to where the 00:42:11.652 --> 00:42:17.592 eyes were and took up my cell phone and it was two horses staring at us from 00:42:17.592 --> 00:42:19.652 the dark like what are these idiots doing? 00:42:20.912 --> 00:42:28.412 Horses do have pretty tardy eyes That's awesome That's awesome So sometimes 00:42:28.412 --> 00:42:32.915 when you're hunting and ghost hunting you truly do have to, 00:42:34.128 --> 00:42:38.470 basically eliminate the ideas. And to me, that was one of the, 00:42:38.679 --> 00:42:41.446 like, I could tell with their horses. 00:42:41.859 --> 00:42:45.696 Yeah. I dig that though, that he got so freaked out by a couple of fucking horses. 00:42:45.958 --> 00:42:49.493 Happy fucking Halloween. And you, you will know who that is. 00:42:50.021 --> 00:42:52.429 Oh, I'm, I'll tell you later. I have an idea. 00:42:53.362 --> 00:42:56.509 All right. So now we've got a little bit of spooky season taken care of. 00:42:56.509 --> 00:43:02.329 Let's get back into election season because this is going to be the last podcast before the midterms. 00:43:02.684 --> 00:43:04.396 And basically the last election. 00:43:05.239 --> 00:43:09.365 Could be. Could be. Go vote, you lazy fuck. Yeah, please do. 00:43:09.632 --> 00:43:14.971 I've got this lined up. This is 22 reasons why you should vote. 00:43:15.233 --> 00:43:23.083 These are 22 topics that have 80% or greater support with the public. 00:43:23.879 --> 00:43:28.726 Not just Republican, not just Democrat, the general public. 00:43:28.946 --> 00:43:34.375 This is this is as as fucking down the line list as you get. 00:43:34.491 --> 00:43:37.161 Yeah, this is it. All right. So 22 things. Ready? 00:43:37.740 --> 00:43:42.505 Number one, end gerrymandering. Number two, ban Wall Street from buying single family homes. 00:43:42.505 --> 00:43:46.005 Number three, ban Congress people from becoming lobbyists. Number four, 00:43:46.005 --> 00:43:48.035 ban Congress people from trading stocks. 00:43:48.035 --> 00:43:51.005 Number five, creating a minimum tax for billionaires. and number six, 00:43:51.005 --> 00:43:54.415 closing the loopholes that these billionaires would use to avoid that

tax. 00:43:54.415 --> 00:43:58.105 Number seven, congressional term limits. Number eight, ban dark money donations 00:43:58.105 --> 00:43:59.085 and political campaigns. 00:43:59.085 --> 00:44:02.825 Number nine, universal paid family leave. Number 10, ending forever wars by 00:44:02.825 --> 00:44:06.195 repealing the authorization for the use of military force that was passed after 00:44:06.195 --> 00:44:08.295 9-11 and for some reason still exists. 00:44:08.295 --> 00:44:11.655 Number 11, release the full Epstein files with nothing redacted except for the 00:44:11.655 --> 00:44:12.745 information of the victims. 00:44:12.745 --> 00:44:15.865 Number 12, ban corporate pacts by overturning Citizens United. 00:44:15.865 --> 00:44:20.185 Number 13, mandatory disclosure for all organizations that donate to political campaigns. 00:44:20.185 --> 00:44:24.055 Number 14, mandatory police body cams. Number 15, banning junk fees. 00:44:24.055 --> 00:44:27.165 Number 16, allowing Medicare to negotiate drug prices. 00:44:27.165 --> 00:44:31.115 Number 17, fully funding Social Security by extending the tax that already applies 00:44:31.115 --> 00:44:34.995 to most Americans to people who make more than $400,000 a year as well. 00:44:34.995 --> 00:44:38.395 Number 18, ban adversarial foreign nations from buying American farmland. 00:44:38.395 --> 00:44:41.085 Number 19, improving veterans' healthcare access. Number 20, 00:44:41.085 --> 00:44:44.555 establishing common-sense data privacy laws, the ones that already exist in 00:44:44.555 --> 00:44:45.635 most European countries. 00:44:45.635 --> 00:44:49.665 Number 21, enshrining the right to repair. Number 22, auditing the Pentagon 00:44:49.665 --> 00:44:53.385 and punishing them with a 0.5% reduction in their budget if they fail the audit. 00:44:53.385 --> 00:44:57.211 Now, keep in mind, every single one of these issues has above 80% support among Americans. 00:44:57.483 --> 00:45:00.516 Now, all you got to do is vote, bitch. 00:45:01.273 --> 00:45:05.223 All these things could easily pass Congress. 00:45:06.317 --> 00:45:13.324 Well, I don't know about it easily, but it is an 80% approval rate minimum for all of those. 00:45:13.655 --> 00:45:20.313 When polled, the public 80% or greater approves of all 22 of those. Yeah. 00:45:20.923 --> 00:45:24.562 So, I mean, like, I think we can get these things done. That's only 22 things. 00:45:25.395 --> 00:45:30.180 So let's get that shit done. But instead, what we're going to do is deal with 00:45:30.180 --> 00:45:35.281 the possible fuckery of the National Guard being deployed in all 50 states for Election Day. 00:45:35.798 --> 00:45:40.707 Which i saw them i saw them fucking trolling around a, 00:45:41.462 --> 00:45:47.200 election drop box well i know but see here's the thing were they trolling around the election, 00:45:47.880 --> 00:45:51.100 drop box i mean you're in dc so the the guard has been out there, 00:45:51.680 --> 00:45:55.660 for for but it's illegal

for them to menace people and that's what they're doing 00:45:55.660 --> 00:46:00.110 like i mean whether consciously or not like a you're if you're the national 00:46:00.110 --> 00:46:06.170 guard you're a man with a gun in camo in a group of people in camo with guns. 00:46:06.170 --> 00:46:09.380 Yeah, and I'm sure there's nothing to worry about, although why... 00:46:09.620 --> 00:46:13.700 I have seen FBI right around polling stations as well in D.C., 00:46:13.840 --> 00:46:17.591 which that's concerning. Well, supposedly they're not going to have... 00:46:18.240 --> 00:46:22.977 Well, let me put it this way. From what I hear, they're going to have... 00:46:24.172 --> 00:46:30.133 Border patrol. Yes. But they're not going to have any weapons and they're not 00:46:30.133 --> 00:46:32.750 going to be there in border patrols. 00:46:33.183 --> 00:46:38.443 As far as like representing border patrol, they're literally supposed to just be observers. 00:46:39.099 --> 00:46:42.849 And again, I don't like that either. All right. Well, I just saw a video of, 00:46:43.145 --> 00:46:48.873 sorry to interrupt, but I just saw a video of ice tailing with sirens on with 00:46:48.873 --> 00:46:52.519 lights and sirens on tailing someone that was supposed to be an observer. 00:46:53.331 --> 00:46:56.823 And then when that person like slowed down for a light, the guy got out of his 00:46:56.823 --> 00:47:00.433 fucking, the ice agent got out of his car and fucking jammed, 00:47:00.433 --> 00:47:03.880 jammed his tires with his knife. Yeah. Yeah. I just saw that too. 00:47:04.577 --> 00:47:07.943 Yeah. Like what are you doing? What are you talking about? And in Detroit, 00:47:07.943 --> 00:47:12.363 there's been increased ice presence and border patrol presence. 00:47:12.363 --> 00:47:16.803 So I'm not saying that that's not going to happen, but the fact of the matter 00:47:16.803 --> 00:47:21.921 is, is that the vast majority of people who vote. So this is what, this is what it gets to. 00:47:22.472 --> 00:47:27.583 I understand if you're a naturalized citizen that's worried that you're going 00:47:27.583 --> 00:47:30.204 to get fucked with. I get that. Okay. 00:47:30.963 --> 00:47:36.183 And, you know, you should make a plan outside of going to a polling facility. 00:47:36.763 --> 00:47:40.663 Get a mail in, get whatever, right? Don't mail it in, for God's sake, 00:47:40.663 --> 00:47:42.540 and do not drop it in a box. 00:47:43.163 --> 00:47:47.413 Well, I mean, like. I understand easy. I get it. More convenient. 00:47:47.413 --> 00:47:48.683 I get it. You don't have to. 00:47:49.123 --> 00:47:53.372 I understand, but like the amount of fuckery that we've already seen, 00:47:53.715 --> 00:47:57.408 I've already seen videos of FBI raiding a polling location. 00:47:58.498 --> 00:48:02.698 The last thing that we need is a bunch of people mailing in votes and all of 00:48:02.698 --> 00:48:05.568 those votes getting invalidated because Trump says so. 00:48:06.408 --> 00:48:10.632 But what we do... You know, it seems to me that people need to go out and vote. 00:48:11.205 --> 00:48:18.378 I know our, you know, declaration constitution, our constitution is not as old 00:48:18.378 --> 00:48:22.738 as other countries. It's rather very young, which is probably why Republicans 00:48:22.738 --> 00:48:24.339 are trying to fuck it. Yeah. 00:48:26.488 --> 00:48:28.263 Just saying. That, and I think it's mail. 00:48:32.948 --> 00:48:38.118 Because let's face it does use a lot of he him pronoun well let's face it if 00:48:38.118 --> 00:48:42.718 we've learned nothing in the midterms we learned that Trump is bi curious I 00:48:42.718 --> 00:48:46.548 mean yeah he got gay dementia he did, 00:48:48.048 --> 00:48:54.048 yeah he's like nothing but asses he did something where he was talking about I think the meat, 00:48:55.018 --> 00:49:01.438 yeah like so like with talarico he's he's doing this uh he likes the meat and 00:49:01.438 --> 00:49:04.718 he's doing this like almost sucking cock pantomime, 00:49:05.468 --> 00:49:12.748 he can't get over houston's ass and his his big fucking hands and his big fucking feet. 00:49:14.648 --> 00:49:18.708 It's ridiculous you know which you gotta love that trump, 00:49:19.248 --> 00:49:23.608 i i i lean towards it's because he keeps getting heckled and he has a bruised 00:49:23.608 --> 00:49:29.458 ego about it but others that i've spoken to My friends have have said that they 00:49:29.458 --> 00:49:33.208 think it's more because we're about to bomb the fuck out of Iran. 00:49:33.208 --> 00:49:37.599 Well, we'll get to that. Trump canceled all of his shit. No, he re put it on. 00:49:38.197 --> 00:49:42.008 Oh, he put it back on. Yeah. So he's going back to Kansas and he's going back 00:49:42.008 --> 00:49:44.869 to Iowa. So what the fuck did he cancel it for? 00:49:45.508 --> 00:49:51.765 Well, I think he canceled it under the recommendation of staffers. 00:49:52.781 --> 00:49:56.716 Because he has a bruised ego and they can't. And then somebody found out, 00:49:56.867 --> 00:50:03.113 somebody brought to him that the coverage is, why are you canceling? And now he's going. 00:50:03.514 --> 00:50:06.161 So he's definitely going to Kansas and Iowa over the weekend. 00:50:07.061 --> 00:50:13.017 Ah. So he can't handle being criticized for canceling something. 00:50:13.266 --> 00:50:16.681 He also can't handle Democrat winning in Alaska. No. 00:50:17.101 --> 00:50:23.681 So, Pelotola in Alaska put up, apparently, according to, was it the New York 00:50:23.681 --> 00:50:30.580 Times, said that she was involved somehow in this other Dan Sullivan. Though she denies it. 00:50:30.824 --> 00:50:33.461 She denies it. I don't see what it matters anyway. 00:50:34.821 --> 00:50:39.861 And I think, in fact, what it's doing, the argument that Trump has put forward 00:50:39.861 --> 00:50:45.061 on Alaska and, you know, this other Dan Sullivan and the argument that he's 00:50:45.061 --> 00:50:47.271

put up has done two things. 00:50:47.271 --> 00:50:50.821 One, it's pissed off Alaskans because basically he said, you're too stupid to 00:50:50.821 --> 00:50:52.593 know what an incumbent is. 00:50:53.821 --> 00:50:57.771 And secondly, I think it's brought so much attention to it. 00:50:58.591 --> 00:51:05.981 But there's no way that anyone in Alaska is not going to be aware if you are 00:51:05.981 --> 00:51:09.072 for Republicans and you want to vote for the Republican. 00:51:12.555 --> 00:51:18.273 It's the one that says Republican incumbent or incumbent Republican, rather. 00:51:19.049 --> 00:51:22.618 So I don't think that there's much confusion. And I do think that. 00:51:24.073 --> 00:51:30.376 So let's say that she did have some play in this, right? Let's say that she 00:51:30.376 --> 00:51:35.146 did fuck her, you know, she put her fuckery up. She recruited the other Dan 00:51:35.146 --> 00:51:37.334 Sullivan. Yeah, let's say that that happened, all right? 00:51:37.444 --> 00:51:44.137 Well, I mean, that goes back to the Kennedys on JFK's first run with Russo. 00:51:44.766 --> 00:51:49.300 Yeah. So there's a long history of this shit happening. 00:51:49.706 --> 00:51:53.926 And it's not illegal. It's not illegal. And that doesn't even count how many 00:51:53.926 --> 00:52:01.890 times that political operatives will fund, extensively fund, with dark money. 00:52:02.302 --> 00:52:06.626 Well, it's okay when a Republican. Another candidate just to try to pull votes 00:52:06.626 --> 00:52:08.724 away from their opponent. 00:52:09.205 --> 00:52:12.656 It's okay when a Republican's do it. Yeah, that's it. You know, 00:52:12.656 --> 00:52:17.826 it's fine. Well, I mean, to me. The only dark that they like is dark money. Yeah. 00:52:19.126 --> 00:52:23.546 It really just reminds me of the whole And I have a whole polemic To go on about 00:52:23.546 --> 00:52:27.781 this But it reminds me of the whole They go low we go high, 00:52:29.044 --> 00:52:36.286 Because that hasn't gotten us Shit since 2009 Well it's a nice way to Think about politics. 00:52:37.664 --> 00:52:41.766 It would be great if shit worked That way but it fucking doesn't I love Michelle 00:52:41.766 --> 00:52:46.578 Obama for saying That because I know She believes it It worked that way. 00:52:46.822 --> 00:52:53.255 Well, hear me out. I know that she believes it. And because, I mean, let's face it. 00:52:53.702 --> 00:53:00.593 The Obamas are still the most powerful political animals of this century. 00:53:01.051 --> 00:53:05.962 Yeah. And maybe of last century, too. I mean, I'm to the point where I think... 00:53:06.924 --> 00:53:10.135 I've always, as far as a communicator, I always loved Bill Clinton. 00:53:10.135 --> 00:53:14.245 I thought he was able to explain things politically to people and get them riled 00:53:14.245 --> 00:53:19.285 up in a way and use arguments in a way that was. Well, I do the run so I can 00:53:19.285 --> 00:53:21.383 eat the Big Mac. Yeah, exactly.

00:53:21.975 --> 00:53:24.651 Exactly. I do the run so I can eat the Big Mac. 00:53:25.382 --> 00:53:29.635 And he always spoke to people in a very, very like, I'm coming down to your 00:53:29.635 --> 00:53:33.105 level. I may be smarter, but I'm going to explain it to you in a way that makes 00:53:33.105 --> 00:53:35.088 you feel like I'm not demeaning you. 00:53:35.761 --> 00:53:42.715 I'm not you know like I'm not dumbing it down for you but I can explain it to 00:53:42.715 --> 00:53:48.416 you on a level that you're totally going to get no matter what no one could miss it where it's like. 00:53:49.272 --> 00:53:56.075 If you're a a doctor or an 8th grade dropout you're gonna get what I'm fucking 00:53:56.075 --> 00:54:00.540 saying and even for me like with stand up I would always take the complicated, 00:54:01.144 --> 00:54:06.365 idea and I would turn it into the dick joke Because I knew that the guy that 00:54:06.365 --> 00:54:13.641 was heavily educated could appreciate how I explained a very complicated concept, 00:54:14.491 --> 00:54:19.495 and made a joke out of it in a way where the guy who's not as educated go, 00:54:20.315 --> 00:54:22.462 he said, fuck a lot. Right. 00:54:23.155 --> 00:54:27.995 So like I do believe in that. I do believe that you have this very wide gap 00:54:27.995 --> 00:54:29.632 of education in this country. 00:54:29.997 --> 00:54:35.570 Some people are eighth grade level or less, and some people are doctorate level or more. 00:54:36.145 --> 00:54:42.362 And you have to be able to speak to all of them at one gathering. 00:54:42.699 --> 00:54:47.455 And Obama was very good at that. Who I would say is not good at that and who 00:54:47.455 --> 00:54:55.930 I believe is, despite being highly educated, woefully ignorant is Kamala Harris. I'd agree. 00:54:57.689 --> 00:55:03.909 I have been absolutely so disappointed in Kamala Harris. I campaigned for Kamala 00:55:03.909 --> 00:55:05.286 Harris. Yeah, I know you did. 00:55:06.309 --> 00:55:11.573 I campaigned hard for Kamala Harris. And I have been so disappointed. 00:55:12.026 --> 00:55:16.169 Not only because during her campaign, she said, I wouldn't have done anything 00:55:16.169 --> 00:55:20.790 meaningfully different from Biden, which is shocking. 00:55:22.929 --> 00:55:26.949 It's also the reason she lost. Yeah. In the midst of a literal genocide, 00:55:26.949 --> 00:55:27.612 what are you talking about? 00:55:28.474 --> 00:55:30.869 Well, not just that. That we're funding, that we're arming. Yeah. 00:55:31.469 --> 00:55:36.229 She could have come, and Biden was enough of a political fucking fixture and 00:55:36.229 --> 00:55:41.309 animal that she could have came to Biden ahead of time and said, look, Joe, I'm sorry. 00:55:41.409 --> 00:55:44.389 I disagree with you. No, no, no. She didn't even have to say that. 00:55:44.389 --> 00:55:48.127 She'd go, Joe, we don't want Trump to win again. 00:55:48.464 --> 00:55:54.791 I'm going to have to oppose a lot of your positions in order for this to be a win for the Dems. 00:55:55.569 --> 00:56:00.670 Don't take it personal it's just politics and Biden would have been like. 00:56:01.529 --> 00:56:08.540 You go, you little sugar cracker. Which I even take issue with that in a way 00:56:08.540 --> 00:56:13.342 because she so virulently opposed Biden in the 2020. 00:56:13.766 --> 00:56:16.929 But that's what I'm saying. Well, this is my point. She could have. 00:56:17.452 --> 00:56:20.859 They had by the time. Just done the politics thing. 00:56:21.219 --> 00:56:25.660 By the time that she got thrown. And again, I didn't appreciate the fact that 00:56:25.660 --> 00:56:27.520 she was just. Dealing it. 00:56:28.260 --> 00:56:31.440 Just giving it. Right. Yeah. I did not like that at all. 00:56:31.820 --> 00:56:34.960 However, they didn't have that much time to do a primary, but they could have 00:56:34.960 --> 00:56:38.540 just done a fucking primary. And in that moment when they said, 00:56:38.540 --> 00:56:42.320 we're going to crown you the queen, if she would have said, I'm not going to 00:56:42.320 --> 00:56:45.340 take that fucking crown unless you guys understand this. 00:56:45.680 --> 00:56:50.365 I have to run against Joe. Joe, are you okay with that? 00:56:50.742 --> 00:56:53.760 Because if you're not okay with that, I'm not running a primary. 00:56:53.760 --> 00:56:56.430 I'm not going to, you're going to have to run a primary and I'm not going to 00:56:56.430 --> 00:57:01.730 run. But if I don't come out and oppose you on some of these issues and have 00:57:01.730 --> 00:57:04.347 a different take, we all lose. We all lose. 00:57:04.568 --> 00:57:07.384 And I think that that was the big mistake. All right. Yeah. 00:57:07.993 --> 00:57:11.767 Well, here's so here's here's the mistake that that just came out to me. 00:57:12.214 --> 00:57:17.770 So not only do I have criticisms of Kamala Harris in 2020, not only do I have 00:57:17.770 --> 00:57:23.120 criticisms of her as vice president and as a candidate for president while I 00:57:23.120 --> 00:57:24.654 was campaigning for her. 00:57:25.233 --> 00:57:28.177 I do think she would have been better than Trump Not by much, but better, 00:57:28.808 --> 00:57:33.260 Right, yeah, well we at least Wouldn't be in a war with Iran and wouldn't Have 00:57:33.260 --> 00:57:36.920 fucking, oh I think we would be Quite honestly, I think we would be, 00:57:37.380 --> 00:57:41.110 They were having a fucking dick-waving contest Over who was gonna be harder 00:57:41.110 --> 00:57:46.587 On Iran, so I Have no doubt that we would be in conflict It just would have been done. 00:57:47.288 --> 00:57:52.859 More competently there's a difference between political like diplomatic conflict, 00:57:53.405 --> 00:57:57.907 and what the fuck is going on now and what the fuck is going on now hey shut 00:57:57.907 --> 00:58:02.417 off 20 of the fucking oil reserve coming through or the oil coming through the 00:58:02.417 -->

00:58:05.677 strait of hormuz raising our, 00:58:06.193 --> 00:58:10.177 regular gas prices i just paid i don't know what it is there but i just paid 00:58:10.177 --> 00:58:14.357 479 a gallon can you see can you see $419 right now. 00:58:14.357 --> 00:58:17.263 Okay, so D.C. is cheaper than Michigan. 00:58:17.797 --> 00:58:21.617 And I think for a reason, because it's D.C. Oh, I'm sure. 00:58:22.012 --> 00:58:26.007 Okay. There's some fuckery going around with D.C. gas prices compared. 00:58:26.007 --> 00:58:29.187 I mean, it was $429 a week ago, so. 00:58:29.367 --> 00:58:35.050 Yeah, and like I said, literally yesterday, I just paid $479 a gallon. 00:58:35.503 --> 00:58:41.128 It cost me, and I wasn't even on an empty, but to fill my truck, it cost $110. 00:58:41.743 --> 00:58:45.367 Yeah, well, I mean, in my former college town, and specifically the town that 00:58:45.367 --> 00:58:49.257 I was working in, because I was working in an adjacent town towards the end 00:58:49.257 --> 00:58:55.027 of my master's degree, it was over $5 a gallon when the Iran war started. 00:58:55.327 --> 00:58:58.297 I'm just glad I didn't go with the diesel option on my truck, 00:58:58.297 --> 00:59:05.256 because otherwise I'd be paying $6.50, $6, $7, $7 an hour. 00:59:05.506 --> 00:59:08.710 My gripe with Kamala right now is that. 00:59:10.927 --> 00:59:15.135 It took her almost a full two years to say fuck it anything about Trump, 00:59:15.303 --> 00:59:19.997 about the current state of affairs. I get it. You just got off of a really aggressive 00:59:19.997 --> 00:59:22.397 campaign because you had 107 days. 00:59:23.162 --> 00:59:27.332 But why have you not been shouting from the rooftops that this is bullshit that 00:59:27.332 --> 00:59:31.322 you can accept gracefully that you lost, even though I think that there was 00:59:31.322 --> 00:59:37.401 some fuckery on Trump's part that got him to win. And by on Trump's part, I mean, on Elon's part. 00:59:37.864 --> 00:59:42.191 Oh, I would say Elon and the fucking not to get all blue and on on him. 00:59:42.581 --> 00:59:44.879 But like there was fuckery. 00:59:45.649 --> 00:59:51.082 There was. Well, Elon knew Elon knew what hours and four hours, 00:59:51.082 --> 00:59:55.459 three, four hours ahead of time. He's like, no, this is over. We won. Let's go home. 00:59:56.793 --> 01:00:02.976 Well, OK, great. Yes, you have access to the Internet in a way that most of 01:00:02.976 --> 01:00:09.017 us don't and probably have some information that most of us can't get ahead of time. 01:00:09.673 --> 01:00:12.536 But what do you mean? But what do you yeah, what are you saying here? 01:00:12.536 --> 01:00:16.460 Especially when you look at his ex, St. Clair or whatever. 01:00:16.890 --> 01:00:20.286 Ashley St. Clair. Ashley St. Clair and what she has come out and said. 01:00:20.286 --> 01:00:23.885 I mean, it just stinks. All of it fucking stinks. 01:00:24.041 --> 01:00:28.769 So not again, not to get blue and on on it, but like there was some fuckery. 01:00:29.026 --> 01:00:34.666 Kamala didn't doesn't even have to have like actively pointed that out for me 01:00:34.666 --> 01:00:40.797 to say she could have been screaming from the rooftops since January 20th, 2025, 01:00:41.458 --> 01:00:46.656 that this is wrong and what Trump is doing is wrong and that we need to not 01:00:46.656 --> 01:00:49.997 be doing what Trump is doing and we need to be advocating against that. 01:00:50.142 --> 01:00:52.888 But it was radio silence until like a couple months ago. 01:00:53.196 --> 01:00:56.846 Well, again, I do get that to a degree, and I understand she's trying to set 01:00:56.846 --> 01:01:00.365 herself up for potentially running in 2028. 01:01:00.574 --> 01:01:02.256 Sure, but it's fucking over. 01:01:03.076 --> 01:01:07.556 She made her bed, and now she's lying in it. Now, here's where you and I disagree. 01:01:07.556 --> 01:01:13.146 Now, when it comes to Kamala, you're upset about the fact that she says don't 01:01:13.146 --> 01:01:15.381 impeach Trump or his cabinet. 01:01:15.805 --> 01:01:21.591 Yes, I am, because her whole reasoning is, oh, well, we're going to do investigations, 01:01:22.027 --> 01:01:26.136 and that is the accountability structure doing its job, I'm sorry, 01:01:26.136 --> 01:01:31.776 what the fuck do you think impeachment and removal are for? Well, here's my argument. 01:01:32.516 --> 01:01:37.026 What do you think the whole structure, why do you think the framers of the Constitution 01:01:37.026 --> 01:01:43.667 included the option to impeach and remove people who are elected or appointed, 01:01:44.407 --> 01:01:47.516 if not for that being the accountability structure? 01:01:47.516 --> 01:01:50.293 No, I get where you're coming from. Kiefer, you look like you got something. 01:01:51.059 --> 01:01:56.551 No, I was agreeing with both. Okay. What's the point? So both of you are, 01:01:56.818 --> 01:01:59.006 let's just go after Trump and impeach him. 01:01:59.558 --> 01:02:04.989 Everyone. Well, hold on. I'm sorry, Congress shouldn't be doing fuck all anything 01:02:04.989 --> 01:02:08.166 except investigating, impeaching, and removing people. 01:02:08.399 --> 01:02:11.249 Okay, but here's where I disagree with you guys. 01:02:11.614 --> 01:02:15.696 I don't think you go after Trump first. No, no, no, you go up the chain. 01:02:16.241 --> 01:02:20.189 That's my argument, is that you continuously go up the chain. 01:02:20.189 --> 01:02:23.039 I would start with his argument is you don't impeach or remove anyone. 01:02:23.039 --> 01:02:27.020 You just do the investigation. And, oh, well, the information speaks for itself. 01:02:27.218 --> 01:02:31.639 Fuck you. Well, I disagree with that. But what I would say is you start with 01:02:31.639 --> 01:02:34.806 Pete Hexeth. You make your way up to Kash Patel. 01:02:35.148 --> 01:02:39.619 And then you just keep going up the line as far as his cabinet and all of his 01:02:39.619 --> 01:02:43.589

administrative people around him. You castrate him before you. 01:02:44.189 --> 01:02:48.879 You get so much damning information because they don't want to go to jail or 01:02:48.879 --> 01:02:54.809 they're afraid or whatever you or even if they defend that, I think that you 01:02:54.809 --> 01:02:56.969 start at the bottom and you work your way up. 01:02:56.969 --> 01:03:02.329 And if you don't make it to the full impeachment before his term is over, that's OK. 01:03:03.289 --> 01:03:08.819 Like, I'm OK with that. All right. I'm okay with it because I look at it as 01:03:08.819 --> 01:03:15.289 going, if you take out, you know, Hegseth, Patel, RFK. 01:03:17.143 --> 01:03:25.698 His was it suzy wiles suzy wiles even miller steven miller and you take out the human printer, 01:03:26.494 --> 01:03:30.753 which i don't know that she's even eligible to be impeached necessarily but 01:03:30.753 --> 01:03:35.989 i get where you're coming from like you just go up that chain and get closer and closer and closer 01:03:36.367 --> 01:03:40.873 and no matter how many pardons they're promised you're gonna have information 01:03:40.873 --> 01:03:42.914 that comes out through discovery 01:03:43.308 --> 01:03:45.405 that even if they don't, 01:03:45.880 --> 01:03:50.431 you know, even if they don't turn on the mob boss, Donnie, right, 01:03:51.523 --> 01:03:55.632 the evidence that will come out will be so overwhelming. 01:03:55.981 --> 01:03:59.773 Also, I think the president should not have the ability anymore. 01:03:59.773 --> 01:04:03.703 Like, I don't care, Democrat, Republican, otherwise, the president should not 01:04:03.703 --> 01:04:07.881 have the ability to pardon anyone, let alone promise a pardon. 01:04:08.663 --> 01:04:15.579 Or himself. Well, the idea that everything he does is legal... 01:04:16.483 --> 01:04:21.034 From the supreme court is bullshit yeah right so yeah well i guess ultimately 01:04:21.034 --> 01:04:23.656 with my my gripe with kamala is that it's it's, 01:04:24.253 --> 01:04:30.674 the exact wrong time to be pulling the they go low we go high oh i i agree the 01:04:30.674 --> 01:04:33.151 last it is the last fucking, 01:04:33.865 --> 01:04:37.924 it is the last fucking instance in which you should be doing that and she's 01:04:37.924 --> 01:04:43.438 pulling that shit disqualifying but here's the beauty right and I apply that to Newsom. 01:04:43.565 --> 01:04:48.006 I apply that to most of the established Democrats, establishment Democrats. 01:04:48.424 --> 01:04:53.014 I don't have a problem with them saying don't impeach Trump as long as they 01:04:53.014 --> 01:04:57.445 impeach and investigate everyone under him directly. 01:04:57.944 --> 01:05:02.424 All right. Moving on. Brock. Just last thing. She did also say we only have 01:05:02.424 --> 01:05:05.734 limited resources, so we can't be wasting our resources doing that. 01:05:06.152 --> 01:05:10.774 Fuck you. I would rather Congress come to a screeching halt and do that for

01:05:10.774 --> 01:05:14.694 two years because it hasn't been doing fuck all else anyway. Yeah, I agree. 01:05:15.034 --> 01:05:20.704 No, I agree with you. All right. Let's get move on to Barack and a Cheesecake Factory incident. 01:05:21.458 --> 01:05:28.107 So incident. Yeah. So the funny part of what he turns out, he just really likes cheesecake. 01:05:31.414 --> 01:05:37.088 That was the whole thing. Trump was so butthurt by cheesecake. 01:05:37.817 --> 01:05:42.194 What Brock said. I really don't like cheesecake for what it's worth. 01:05:42.356 --> 01:05:44.197 It's my favorite. I fucking love it. 01:05:44.994 --> 01:05:51.534 It's a good cheesecake. I mean, I'll eat it. I prefer that over other desserts, but like, eh. 01:05:52.354 --> 01:05:56.074 Cheesecake and pumpkin pie. Take a graham cracker crust. 01:05:56.873 --> 01:06:02.068 Put an apple pie, an entire apple pie in it, and then fill it in around it. 01:06:03.338 --> 01:06:08.278 Here's my point of view, okay? And this is going to seem like I'm coming out 01:06:08.278 --> 01:06:11.757 of left field, but this is the reason why I tell every guy, 01:06:12.404 --> 01:06:16.698 what you want to do early in a relationship to figure out if you got the right 01:06:16.698 --> 01:06:20.391 girl is to ask them what their favorite season is. 01:06:21.018 --> 01:06:26.713 If it's winter, fuck them. If it's spring, fuck them. If it's summer, fuck them. Thank you. 01:06:27.501 --> 01:06:32.143 Fall is the only correct answer. Fall is the only correct answer for a woman 01:06:32.143 --> 01:06:34.233 to say that is their favorite. 01:06:34.553 --> 01:06:36.871 And hear me out. This is the reason why. I would take winter. 01:06:37.044 --> 01:06:40.233 I would take winter because I prefer dressing warm to being warm. 01:06:40.233 --> 01:06:41.713 But that's the only reason. 01:06:41.733 --> 01:06:48.392 No, because winter bitches, winter bitches are always just fucking miserable and dark. 01:06:48.648 --> 01:06:53.353 And all they're looking at is a way to use you as a personal human heater and 01:06:53.353 --> 01:06:55.113 blame you for their childhood trauma. 01:06:55.513 --> 01:07:01.253 Spring. Coming from Mars. spring bitches spring bitches in america i mean to 01:07:01.253 --> 01:07:02.973 be fair if it's the winter bitch, 01:07:03.473 --> 01:07:08.483 if it's if it's over 75 degrees i'm a miserable bitch oh and you should be and 01:07:08.483 --> 01:07:11.026 you should be we'll get to that in a second but spring bitches 01:07:11.357 --> 01:07:16.533 if you're a dude you better add a new line to your fucking budget just for flowers 01:07:16.533 --> 01:07:19.863 because that's all you're going to do you're going to be buying flowers planting 01:07:19.863 --> 01:07:23.361 flowers getting flowers for anniversaries getting flowers for a fucking 01:07:23.604 --> 01:07:26.593 whatever fucking day it is If they're a fucking spring bitch, 01:07:26.593 --> 01:07:30.948 you're buying flowers like crazy,

and that's actually going to be a fixed part of your budget. 01:07:31.302 --> 01:07:35.121 Now you get to summer, and them summer sluts, man, they're fucking nuts. 01:07:35.354 --> 01:07:39.892 These are the bitches that are always on the beach. They spend so much time on the beach. 01:07:40.056 --> 01:07:44.493 If you actually do fuck one of these crazy cunts, what's going to end up happening 01:07:44.493 --> 01:07:47.433 is you're going to feel like, you're going to feel what it feels like to fuck. 01:07:49.273 --> 01:07:51.558 A pearl, a five-pound fucking pearl. 01:07:52.293 --> 01:07:56.702 And everything's an adventure with them. Now you get to fall fall. 01:07:57.009 --> 01:07:59.605 This is why fall women are the best. Okay. 01:07:59.952 --> 01:08:05.096 You walk into the house. It's there's candles going that smell like fucking apple. 01:08:05.455 --> 01:08:10.043 There's some sort of baked good being made. There's fucking Netflix. 01:08:10.043 --> 01:08:12.379 There's blankets being headed handed to you. 01:08:12.588 --> 01:08:16.873 And if you play your cards right, there's going to be an incredibly long blow 01:08:16.873 --> 01:08:18.833 job. That's just there for the fuck of it. 01:08:19.967 --> 01:08:25.603 Okay. So when you're talking fall, you're talking Netflix, blankets, 01:08:25.603 --> 01:08:27.849 baked goods, candles, and blowjobs. 01:08:27.983 --> 01:08:29.858 I don't know how life gets better. 01:08:30.796 --> 01:08:33.968 That's why you go with fall. And fall hikes, I will say. 01:08:34.688 --> 01:08:37.738 If you're going to get outside and be active, fall hikes are where it's at. 01:08:37.788 --> 01:08:43.416 Yeah, because you're not sweating in the crack of your ass as you're going up this fucking trail. 01:08:43.897 --> 01:08:47.066 All right? I'm just going to say, fuck hikes. Fuck jogging. 01:08:47.571 --> 01:08:51.112 I don't want to walk or run unless something's chasing me. 01:08:51.316 --> 01:08:55.408 Well, I'm with you on that one. My fiance and I just went to Shenandoah, 01:08:55.408 --> 01:08:57.738 and we had a fantastic time hiking. 01:08:57.738 --> 01:09:00.458 That's the only reason I'm giving him fucking leeway on it. Otherwise, 01:09:00.458 --> 01:09:03.568 I would have fucking fully taken your side, Kiefer. But I'm giving him a little 01:09:03.568 --> 01:09:07.518 bit of benefit of the doubt because he's young, he's dumb, and he's full of 01:09:07.518 --> 01:09:12.389 cum. My knees don't hurt yet, okay? He doesn't have any issues. Go hiking. 01:09:13.568 --> 01:09:15.968 No, I don't want to climb a fucking mountain. I tell you what, 01:09:15.968 --> 01:09:17.988 let's buy a Jeep and drive up that motherfucker. 01:09:18.968 --> 01:09:23.900 That's right. We did go to the highest peak. Why do we have off-road vehicles? We did go off-road. 01:09:24.063 --> 01:09:27.118 We did go up to the highest peak in Shenandoah National Park, 01:09:27.118 --> 01:09:30.688 and oh my God, it sucked getting up there. but it was fucking gorgeous while 01:09:30.688 --> 01:09:32.509 we were out there and then the downhill. 01:09:33.488 --> 01:09:38.648 Let me just put it this way. It's all hammies and ass on the way up and then 01:09:38.648 --> 01:09:40.148 it's all quads on the way down. 01:09:42.819 --> 01:09:45.478 All right. So we can talk about Haley Stevens, but you know what? 01:09:45.478 --> 01:09:47.728 Fuck her. I don't like her and I'm not going to talk about her. 01:09:48.388 --> 01:09:51.788 Yeah, she's just being an October surprise. She's trying. She's trying. 01:09:51.788 --> 01:09:54.878 She's manufacturing her on October surprise against Abdul. 01:09:54.878 --> 01:09:58.368 Yeah, and her and her fucking fiance are trying to make them the news story 01:09:58.368 --> 01:10:02.318 instead of Abdul because she can't handle the fact and she's butthurt about 01:10:02.318 --> 01:10:06.208 the fact she didn't Abdul Al-Sayed's name. Yeah. So fuck her. 01:10:06.208 --> 01:10:07.889 Fuck Haley Stevens. All right. 01:10:08.574 --> 01:10:11.343 What's the scariest fucking news story? 01:10:12.079 --> 01:10:15.493 In October. What's the October surprise? I'm going to tell you. 01:10:15.970 --> 01:10:21.222 The fact that we're being told to prep for between three and 90 days, 01:10:21.222 --> 01:10:22.742 depending on who you talk to. 01:10:23.122 --> 01:10:26.722 Exactly. And a lot of people are missing this story. Without electricity, 01:10:26.722 --> 01:10:29.710 without internet, without anything. This is what kills me. 01:10:29.947 --> 01:10:32.322 This story's not. I mean, I got a lot of reading to catch up on, 01:10:32.322 --> 01:10:37.849 to be fair. This story is not on cable news much, if at all. I haven't seen it at all. 01:10:39.113 --> 01:10:42.242 It's not on legacy media. Or at least I haven't seen it at all. 01:10:42.242 --> 01:10:45.912 But here's the fact. It's like it's propaganda networks. It does seem like they're 01:10:45.912 --> 01:10:49.142 trying to make it sound like it's conspiracy theory. 01:10:49.142 --> 01:10:53.526 But here's the fact. At last check, I believe it was 17 countries in Europe, 01:10:54.020 --> 01:11:00.142 are prepping their citizenry lightly and almost as a whisper campaign. 01:11:00.142 --> 01:11:04.845 And that's what bothers me is this is almost a whisper campaign in the United States as well. 01:11:05.488 --> 01:11:08.462 In the uh in europe they're telling, 01:11:09.343 --> 01:11:13.452 i mean politicians are saying you should probably have you know 70 three to 01:11:13.452 --> 01:11:17.563 ten days three three to ten days worth of food and water available to you 01:11:17.946 --> 01:11:21.752 and you might want to make sure that you have any personal protection available 01:11:21.752 --> 01:11:27.982 to you in the united states the pentagon put out a fucking memo for all of the 01:11:27.982 --> 01:11:31.671 fucking bases to be 90 days, 01:11:32.148 --> 01:11:33.534 off-grid ready. 01:11:33.882 -->

01:11:38.962 No fucking going, using, like, you need to be able to... 01:11:39.102 --> 01:11:44.272 No communication, just you're supplied, you're ready to go, you got 90 days 01:11:44.272 --> 01:11:48.186 in you before you're like... And you're not touching the public grid. 01:11:49.336 --> 01:11:53.672 This is your own. And another another aspect to this, I don't know if you guys 01:11:53.672 --> 01:11:59.632 saw the Pentagon has also ordered for the military to start practicing digging 01:11:59.632 --> 01:12:02.548 mass graves for the first time since the Korean War. 01:12:03.111 --> 01:12:06.983 I'm sure that can't be good. No. And really practice. 01:12:07.465 --> 01:12:10.962 Do we not have excavating equipment? Yeah. 01:12:11.362 --> 01:12:16.522 Yeah. You just dig a big hole. I mean, you just do we not have fucking I mean, 01:12:17.002 --> 01:12:19.712 I'm pretty sure we've got bulldozers. 01:12:19.712 --> 01:12:24.722 And backhoes, and you don't need guys with shovels practicing. 01:12:24.722 --> 01:12:26.429 Those require diesel gasoline. 01:12:27.033 --> 01:12:32.553 Well, that's true. Ooh, good point. Yeah, that is true, so that might be the purpose behind that. 01:12:32.925 --> 01:12:38.600 So I guess the question becomes, what... Johnson, throw Sully in the mask grave. 01:12:42.082 --> 01:12:45.863 What are we preparing for? What's the disruption? 01:12:46.291 --> 01:12:51.080 Is it... World War III, most likely. Well, that's one option. Okay. 01:12:51.771 --> 01:12:54.958 What I'm hearing, I've heard two different things. 01:12:55.582 --> 01:13:01.732 Well, I've heard several, but the main one I've heard is that there's going to be, 01:13:02.813 --> 01:13:08.360 Well, first and foremost, I heard a tariff on energy, electrical energy coming 01:13:08.360 --> 01:13:12.220 out of Canada, which is why it's supposed to affect like three states, 01:13:12.220 --> 01:13:13.519 Michigan being one of them. 01:13:14.161 --> 01:13:17.640 So I would imagine it would be. Yeah. What is Michigan? Like Wisconsin? 01:13:17.640 --> 01:13:19.030 Basically any border state. 01:13:19.490 --> 01:13:23.473 Well, I think it was Michigan, Ohio and Pennsylvania, I think. 01:13:24.087 --> 01:13:28.962 But it might have been Wisconsin. My state also gets energy from Canada. 01:13:29.312 --> 01:13:32.254 Yeah. Well, but there's three main ones. 01:13:32.567 --> 01:13:36.887 And michigan was the big i believe the big one out of it that michigan is the biggest one, 01:13:37.506 --> 01:13:41.520 that we could we could experience rolling blackouts we could you know the the 01:13:41.520 --> 01:13:46.580 grid could go down completely all these different things so the first question 01:13:46.580 --> 01:13:49.171 is is that because of canada putting. 01:13:49.985 --> 01:13:54.440 Tariffs on energy i don't think so because there's 17 other fucking countries 01:13:54.440 --> 01:13:59.730 in the european union or in europe rather that are doing the same fucking thing 01:13:59.730 --> 01:14:03.439 so there's something something going on there's something going on here, 01:14:03.921 --> 01:14:07.997 i don't know what it is we are an energy producing country so like, 01:14:08.519 --> 01:14:15.280 why should we be concerned well now the thing is energy might go up in price 01:14:15.280 --> 01:14:21.807 at more than it already has no no we are an energy producing country we are a gasoline diesel, 01:14:22.340 --> 01:14:27.165 and natural gas producing country but beyond that though here's what, 01:14:27.910 --> 01:14:34.084 so they say now that any hack you should for any company or any, 01:14:34.710 --> 01:14:40.310 system you should assume it's ai that's involved now if what they're saying 01:14:40.310 --> 01:14:45.520 is there's a potential ai hack that could be coming from you know some jack 01:14:45.520 --> 01:14:47.737 off in his basement in Minnesota, 01:14:48.248 --> 01:14:49.792 right? Who lives with his mom. 01:14:50.418 --> 01:14:51.930 Yeah, like you, Kiefer. 01:14:53.750 --> 01:14:58.390 Except your mom's dead and you don't live in Minnesota. No, but I'm in a basement. 01:14:58.390 --> 01:15:00.561 But you are in a basement, so let's go with that. 01:15:01.923 --> 01:15:06.068 That I could believe because they've gotten to the point where there's so much 01:15:06.306 --> 01:15:11.518 availability for open software when it comes to AI that you could create an 01:15:11.518 --> 01:15:14.092 agent that potentially could crash the grid. 01:15:15.428 --> 01:15:23.187 The other arguments are it could be either Iran, Russia or China or North Korea. 01:15:23.890 --> 01:15:28.476 Yeah, I don't think it's Russia because Trump is friends with Putin. 01:15:28.888 --> 01:15:31.036 So I don't I don't think that that's the case. 01:15:32.087 --> 01:15:37.698 Putin is a threat to Western Europe, and he is a threat to us eventually as 01:15:37.698 --> 01:15:41.542 well, because strongmen tend to butt heads eventually. 01:15:41.904 --> 01:15:44.188 Yeah, but I think that Trump and Putin— Look at World War II. 01:15:44.188 --> 01:15:47.258 Well, I think— Let's be honest. I think— I think— I think Hitler butted heads. 01:15:47.258 --> 01:15:51.388 Yeah, but if you look at Trump and Putin, don't—and when you say bumping heads, 01:15:51.388 --> 01:15:53.828 I think you're talking more docking than you are. Yeah. 01:15:56.327 --> 01:15:59.627 I could see them. Yeah, I could see them docking. 01:16:00.067 --> 01:16:05.326 I also don't think it's China. I got to be so honest. I don't think China is interested in. 01:16:05.593 --> 01:16:10.687 I agree. Bissmerching their growing name. I think China's just sitting back going. 01:16:11.527 --> 01:16:14.347 I can't believe. They don't have to do anything else. They've already won. 01:16:14.347 --> 01:16:17.147 Yeah, I think they've already won. I think they're just sitting back going, 01:16:17.147 --> 01:16:21.024 I can't believe these motherfuckers are actually doing what we

thought they would do. 01:16:22.287 --> 01:16:25.467 Literally all China has to do is sit back and wait. 01:16:25.768 --> 01:16:29.967 For us to tucker ourselves out militarily and they will be the actual global 01:16:29.967 --> 01:16:32.648 hegemon. Because they already have us economically. 01:16:32.909 --> 01:16:37.057 Yeah, and we're going to be speaking Mandarin in a matter of fucking months 01:16:37.057 --> 01:16:38.395 if this keeps up with Trump. 01:16:40.967 --> 01:16:44.687 This is the reason why people need to understand it is important, 01:16:44.687 --> 01:16:48.458 no matter how afraid you are, go and vote. 01:16:49.235 --> 01:16:54.787 Oh, I mean, yeah, go vote. We're toast anyway. We're not getting back to... 01:16:55.187 --> 01:16:58.732 No, Like, that's not happening. But my argument is this. 01:16:59.409 --> 01:17:03.907 We can mitigate the impact. We can mitigate the impact and we can prevent it 01:17:03.907 --> 01:17:06.863 from getting worse than it actually could be. 01:17:07.240 --> 01:17:10.207 Yeah. And not that the Democrats are your fucking, you know, 01:17:10.527 --> 01:17:12.747 great white hope or savior, all right? 01:17:14.456 --> 01:17:18.097 Democrats are as fucking bad as the Republicans. 01:17:18.097 --> 01:17:24.047 The difference is that at the end of the day, you might actually get health care with Republicans. 01:17:24.047 --> 01:17:28.027 You might be able to afford your food or Democrats. You might be able to afford 01:17:28.027 --> 01:17:31.037 your food. You might be able to afford your gas. You might be able to afford 01:17:31.037 --> 01:17:35.424 to live. All right. But it's not changing the global aspect at all. 01:17:36.267 --> 01:17:39.950 These other these other options I just want to run through. 01:17:40.107 --> 01:17:45.588 Iran is most likely where this this threat is coming from, because, 01:17:46.012 --> 01:17:49.965 I mean, we are actively at war with them. We are threatening to continue bombing them. 01:17:50.691 --> 01:17:53.291 And I'm pretty sure Trump's going to nuke Iran. 01:17:54.285 --> 01:17:59.223 Iran has already threatened to cut international internet cables if the U.S. 01:17:59.223 --> 01:18:03.714 Continues fucking with them, and that would actually send us into chaos, like the world. 01:18:04.121 --> 01:18:06.408 Not just the U.S., the world. 01:18:07.070 --> 01:18:09.643 Now, why do you say that? I say 01:18:09.643 --> 01:18:12.563 that because then you don't have flow of information between countries. 01:18:12.563 --> 01:18:15.883 You don't have banking information flowing between countries. 01:18:15.883 --> 01:18:20.703 You don't have economic data flowing between countries. You don't have literally 01:18:21.143 --> 01:18:25.197 news. you don't have anything flowing between countries if the internet cables get caught. 01:18:26.363 --> 01:18:29.403 I don't see that happening. If anyone was going to be able to, 01:18:29.403 --> 01:18:32.483 it would be Russia. They couldn't

even do it. 01:18:33.506 --> 01:18:36.425 They couldn't even do it because they were caught by Norway and Finland. 01:18:38.783 --> 01:18:42.483 My point ultimately is that's the most likely because the other option is North 01:18:42.483 --> 01:18:46.148 Korea and yes, I understand that North Korea is a nuclear power, 01:18:46.386 --> 01:18:48.433 which is why we don't fuck with them anymore. 01:18:48.433 --> 01:18:53.593 But, because, I don't know, are you guys aware of the Hasanabi doctrine, 01:18:53.593 --> 01:18:55.336 the Hassan Piker doctrine? No. 01:18:56.012 --> 01:19:00.528 Okay, so Hassan Piker essentially made his own international code, 01:19:00.859 --> 01:19:06.363 his own international doctrine, like, Interpol doctrine, which is. 01:19:07.731 --> 01:19:12.453 If you're being fucked with by the United States or any other Western powerful 01:19:12.453 --> 01:19:15.217 country, drop everything and get nukes. 01:19:15.606 --> 01:19:17.946 If you have nukes, don't give up the nukes. 01:19:18.603 --> 01:19:21.927 Because if you give up any powerful weapons, you get Gaddafied. 01:19:22.622 --> 01:19:29.194 And if you don't go get them as soon as possible, then you will continue getting fucked with. 01:19:30.149 --> 01:19:34.828 I don't think he's wrong. I mean, I know Piker... There's another aspect to, 01:19:35.308 --> 01:19:40.927 it. Look, I know Piker's gotten his ass handed to him over this election cycle. 01:19:41.600 --> 01:19:46.428 But I'll be honest with you. I love that he's suing Scott Jennings. Yeah, for how much? 01:19:47.468 --> 01:19:50.459 $72 million. I wonder how he arrived at that. 01:19:51.196 --> 01:19:55.472 Like, that's an odd number. That is an odd number. I don't know how he got there. 01:19:55.791 --> 01:19:59.818 But Scott Jennings has been doing nothing but defaming him and like clipping 01:19:59.818 --> 01:20:02.488 him out of context and like chopping shit together. 01:20:02.868 --> 01:20:08.678 And I wonder how that's going to play. To the point where even like Ted Cruz is repeating this shit. 01:20:09.580 --> 01:20:12.878 Well, like I said, it's going to be interesting to see how that lawsuit plays 01:20:12.878 --> 01:20:17.219 out. I think it gets settled out of court for like a single digit million. 01:20:17.966 --> 01:20:26.479 Maybe, maybe not. But either way, North Korea, I think is one of the more likely candidates, 01:20:27.130 --> 01:20:32.998 but i don't think it's likely that they do anything because i think they see 01:20:32.998 --> 01:20:38.214 the same calculation that china sees which is all we have to do is kick back with our feet up, 01:20:39.024 --> 01:20:42.558 and like maintain posture well and that's the thing is is if if, 01:20:43.192 --> 01:20:48.368 although they are the the the new bad guy it took a lot of people way too long 01:20:48.368 --> 01:20:54.703 to figure this out but call of duty is actually just military-industrial complex propaganda. 01:20:55.388 --> 01:21:00.215 My information is the 72.5 million sugar, 01:21:00.761 --> 01:21:07.543 is a combination of 27.5 million in compensatory damages 01:21:07.961 --> 01:21:12.128 meant to compensate for alleged harm to rep business relationships, 01:21:12.128 --> 01:21:17.212 sponsorships, and earning potential, and 45 million in punitive damages. 01:21:18.729 --> 01:21:20.546 Well, here's how I look at it. 01:21:21.604 --> 01:21:27.923 North Korea is China's. They were just found, if I may, they were just found 01:21:27.923 --> 01:21:32.720 to have done the bit dance hack that happened. OK, but but here's my argument. 01:21:32.992 --> 01:21:36.674 North Korea is China's Israel. 01:21:37.717 --> 01:21:41.878 To an extent. Yeah, which which I say this to mean. 01:21:42.670 --> 01:21:48.092 In a much in a much less horrific way. But yeah, on a separate continent, 01:21:48.609 --> 01:21:55.642 a proxy soldier that can create neighbors. They're not a separate continent. 01:21:56.363 --> 01:21:57.871 All right. Sorry. You're right. 01:21:59.346 --> 01:22:04.903 But far, I mean, separated by some water. They're attached. They're attached, 01:22:04.903 --> 01:22:06.905 but they're also separated by some water there. 01:22:07.829 --> 01:22:11.281 I mean, I guess, but yeah, they're attached. Point being, 01:22:12.129 --> 01:22:16.135 far enough away from the big mainland, 01:22:16.977 --> 01:22:23.967 right, that you can release, you can give them weapons, you can give them technology, 01:22:23.967 --> 01:22:27.649 you can give them all these things, cash, whatever, right? 01:22:28.917 --> 01:22:32.087 In that way, easier for China and North Korea because, again, 01:22:32.087 --> 01:22:34.277 they share a border. Right, right, right, right. Right. 01:22:34.638 --> 01:22:40.302 But the ability to go, here's some cash, here's some technology, here's some weaponry. 01:22:41.214 --> 01:22:45.997 We don't like this. Go fuck with them. Israel is the mini me America. 01:22:46.477 --> 01:22:50.641 North Korea is the mini me China. Exactly. That's where I'm going with that. 01:22:50.810 --> 01:22:57.753 And that in and of itself is fucking disappointing and fucking depressing and any number of fuck yous. 01:22:58.118 --> 01:23:02.227 But yeah i i just i don't think because again like with china and with north 01:23:02.227 --> 01:23:06.811 korea all they have to do is put their feet up and wait like they're they're gonna be just fine, 01:23:07.367 --> 01:23:13.297 okay i think the the most likely if any of this is gonna happen i think the 01:23:13.297 --> 01:23:18.084 most likely situation is that we call it a grid attack you know in air quotes 01:23:18.472 --> 01:23:22.197 and it's literally just like our our electric grid, 01:23:22.897 --> 01:23:27.277 and energy grid isn't prepared for the climate change that we have done. 01:23:27.277 --> 01:23:30.217 I don't think it has anything to do with climate change. I think it has everything 01:23:30.217 --> 01:23:33.847 to do with some sort

of cyber attack, whether that's AI involved or not. 01:23:33.847 --> 01:23:37.037 I think that this has got another country's name written all over it, 01:23:37.037 --> 01:23:39.427 whether that's Iran or whether that's North Korea. 01:23:39.427 --> 01:23:43.867 And I think at this point, the only thing I can say is everyone who listens 01:23:43.867 --> 01:23:49.467 to this, please at least have three days of water, three days of food for everyone in your family. 01:23:49.467 --> 01:23:53.477 I would increase that to 10 as quickly as possible. and potentially up to 90 01:23:53.477 --> 01:23:59.137 over the course of time and with that i need a fucking pnn to really just perk 01:23:59.137 --> 01:24:01.077 my my fucking senses up and, 01:24:01.877 --> 01:24:06.077 and give me a giggle because that's fucking depressing that we're even talking 01:24:06.077 --> 01:24:07.839 about this shit so with that. 01:24:10.238 --> 01:24:12.763 This is the pickle news network. 01:24:24.506 --> 01:24:31.645 And there you go. 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Broadcasting live from the CNN International desk where our 01:27:26.666 --> 01:27:31.444 interns are googling extradition and sweating profusely, I bring you news. 01:27:33.126 --> 01:27:38.916 Meanwhile, at the Miami International Airport, defeated presidential candidate 01:27:38.916 --> 01:27:45.816 Flavio Bolsonaro and his family landed in Miami after the Trump administration gave them U.S. 01:27:45.816 --> 01:27:49.217 Visas, recordably seeking temporary refuge. 01:27:49.734 --> 01:27:53.020 After leaving Brazil under a cloud of investigations. 01:27:53.729 --> 01:27:58.416 Witnesses say the family exited the plane with the energy of people hoping the 01:27:58.416 --> 01:28:01.126 TSA doesn't ask too many questions. 01:28:01.909 --> 01:28:06.646 Multiple agencies confirmed that Bolsonaro places ongoing inquiries, 01:28:06.646 --> 01:28:10.683 including allegations tied to corruption, misuse of public funds, 01:28:11.130 --> 01:28:12.965 and campaign irregularities. 01:28:13.539 --> 01:28:19.989 The Balsinaros reportedly chose Miami because, one, it's warm. Two, it's familiar. 01:28:20.535 --> 01:28:25.306 And three, historically popular with politicians who suddenly need a little 01:28:25.306 --> 01:28:29.236 bit of space from their home country's legal system. Let's not. Big ups to Lula. 01:28:29.451 --> 01:28:34.986 Big ups to Lula. Yeah, but let's not forget they also choose Miami because of the Cuban sandwiches. 01:28:35.866 --> 01:28:40.456 So it's Miami. Can you blame them for that? No. Those are delicious. 01:28:40.456 --> 01:28:42.273 Cubanos? Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. 01:28:43.062 --> 01:28:48.978 Bolsonaro's father also fled to Florida after losing the 2022 presidential election. 01:28:49.477 --> 01:28:53.972 On Wednesday, Bolsonaro issued his first comments on his flight in a statement 01:28:53.972 --> 01:28:59.862 on X, in which he called himself the victim of electoral

fraud and political persecution. 01:29:00.548 --> 01:29:01.682 Doesn't that sound familiar? 01:29:03.555 --> 01:29:12.086 Didn't he also declare that Miami was the temporary seat of his government for Brazil? 01:29:13.282 --> 01:29:18.259 That I don't know, but I do know that he wanted to do the Samba. 01:29:24.388 --> 01:29:28.722 Oh, shit. Meanwhile. You get me every time, you jackass. I swear to God. 01:29:30.571 --> 01:29:32.782 I love you for it, but God damn you. 01:29:34.687 --> 01:29:36.542 Meanwhile. The Samba. At the Pentagon. 01:29:38.622 --> 01:29:43.662 The u.s military announced that the iran war has now cost does anyone take a 01:29:43.662 --> 01:29:50.406 guess how much has the iran war cost already that they're admitting 50 billion yes, 01:29:51.095 --> 01:29:56.312 that they're admitting yeah i would close i would say like 45 billion oh you 01:29:56.312 --> 01:29:59.943 guys are right your book ends 47 billion, 01:30:00.615 --> 01:30:04.652 which is the government's polite way of saying we accidentally balled a small 01:30:04.652 --> 01:30:07.963 countries' GDP and set it on fire. 01:30:08.503 --> 01:30:13.002 Officials describe the spending as necessary, strategic, and definitely not 01:30:13.002 --> 01:30:14.366 something we'll regret later. 01:30:15.793 --> 01:30:20.683 Analysts attempted to explain where the $47 billion went, but the spreadsheet 01:30:20.683 --> 01:30:22.113 reportedly burst into flames. 01:30:23.693 --> 01:30:28.863 One staffer whispered, we stopped counting after the drones started costing more than my house. 01:30:29.501 --> 01:30:32.845 One senator asked, how did we spend $47 billion? 01:30:33.507 --> 01:30:37.786 And a general replied, sir, have you ever seen the price of a missile? 01:30:38.187 --> 01:30:41.164 They're basically luxury sports cards that explode. 01:30:43.006 --> 01:30:49.073 And also, I just gotta point out, the rent-seeking behavior of literally every 01:30:49.073 --> 01:30:52.028 fucking company including the military-industrial complex 01:30:52.376 --> 01:30:56.263 by rent-seeking i mean the fact that it's like well we could have we could have 01:30:56.263 --> 01:30:59.434 had it done in in three weeks but you know, 01:31:00.064 --> 01:31:05.103 prices went up so we can't lock you in at that price anymore it's gonna be twice 01:31:05.103 --> 01:31:10.333 as much now yeah it's kind of twice as much and four times as long now yeah 01:31:10.653 --> 01:31:14.773 it's like You ever seen before the Teslas actually came out, 01:31:15.326 --> 01:31:19.083 Elon had to go up in front of everyone who had put down payments down. 01:31:19.083 --> 01:31:20.982 And one guy goes, so let me get this straight. 01:31:21.359 --> 01:31:24.326 You're telling me it's going to cost me twice as much? And Elon was like. 01:31:26.489 --> 01:31:30.423 Yeah, yeah, sorry. Yeah, it's going to cost a lot. 01:31:32.274 --> 01:31:36.203 I loved when they brought up the Cybertruck and he was bragging about how the 01:31:36.203 --> 01:31:39.883 windows were bulletproof. Oh, yeah. And then broke the window. Broke it. Yeah. 01:31:41.901 --> 01:31:45.921 Bullshit. I can't wait to take a ride on one of your rockets, motherfucker. 01:31:46.761 --> 01:31:52.360 You know, the product that Elon sells is fucking investor hype. That's what he sells. 01:31:52.789 --> 01:32:00.401 Yeah. Well, he also sells compute rental space to all the AI companies. Sure. 01:32:01.220 --> 01:32:05.511 Meanwhile, in Washington, a conservative commentator claimed that President 01:32:05.511 --> 01:32:10.221 Donald Trump is planning a coup in plain sight as he braces for the potentially 01:32:10.221 --> 01:32:11.884 devastating midterm losses. 01:32:12.435 --> 01:32:15.390 This is what political scientists call not subtle. 01:32:16.032 --> 01:32:19.801 Sources say the statement was delivered with the tone of someone who has seen 01:32:19.801 --> 01:32:23.369 too many constitutional crises and not enough nap. 01:32:25.090 --> 01:32:27.324 Meanwhile, at the Pentagon. 01:32:31.190 --> 01:32:36.790 Chaos erupted after Defense Secretary Pete Bigseth abruptly fired the Pentagon's 01:32:36.790 --> 01:32:42.100 military planner, a move described by insiders as bold, reckless, 01:32:42.100 --> 01:32:45.130 and the kind of thing that makes generals develop migraines. 01:32:45.130 --> 01:32:47.208 It was that Silva? Planner. Or Sylvia? 01:32:47.889 --> 01:32:50.630 Yeah, I do believe you said that. Yeah, which Trump thought was a woman. 01:32:53.564 --> 01:32:57.810 He did. She's going to be in a lot of trouble. I think I sent you that video. 01:32:57.810 --> 01:33:00.746 Yeah, she's going to be in a lot of trouble. You did. 01:33:01.550 --> 01:33:06.900 The planner reportedly left a building carrying a box labeled contingency plans. 01:33:06.900 --> 01:33:07.984 Please don't lose these. 01:33:08.990 --> 01:33:13.690 Regional analysts warned that firing your top military strike planner right 01:33:13.690 --> 01:33:17.980 before contemplating new strikes is like firing your mechanic while your car 01:33:17.980 --> 01:33:19.576 is already making that noise. 01:33:20.191 --> 01:33:22.403 Quick interjection. The geopolitical desk. 01:33:23.316 --> 01:33:28.110 I'm sorry, what was that? Quick interjection is first off, Hexeth is sniffing 01:33:28.110 --> 01:33:33.747 around Marsha Blackburn trying to get Senate seat, or I believe it's a Senate seat appointment. 01:33:34.938 --> 01:33:41.393 Is he the first to go after the midterms? Like is Trump going to fucking just, you got to go buddy. 01:33:43.130 --> 01:33:48.130 I think so, but I think he, I think it's contingent on how these strikes go 01:33:48.130 --> 01:33:52.217 after the midterms, because like that's going to happen first, I think. 01:33:52.618 --> 01:33:55.045 Okay. All right. We can leave it there. Go ahead, Kiefer. 01:33:56.124 --> 01:34:00.532 He amends geopolitical desk me, has rated the situation flammable. 01:34:04.497 -->

01:34:10.344 You fucking think. You fucking think. You just had to interject before the punchline. 01:34:10.344 --> 01:34:13.684 Yeah, sorry, I didn't realize it was going to be that good of a fucking punchline. 01:34:18.978 --> 01:34:25.733 You edged him on the punchline. Good. I had another story, but I only wrote down half. 01:34:26.082 --> 01:34:28.851 I don't know how the hell that happened. That's all right. I'm going to try and... 01:34:29.595 --> 01:34:33.724 Fill in the blanks here. Let's go. A judge, visibly exhausted and clutching 01:34:33.724 --> 01:34:36.478 a stack of filings, thicker than a Vermont winter coat, 01:34:37.141 --> 01:34:41.424 asked whether President Trump's sudden push to rush construction of a triumphal 01:34:41.424 --> 01:34:46.421 arc in Washington, D.C., with simply an attempt to bedazzle the city. 01:34:48.023 --> 01:34:53.451 Port stenographers paused. Unsure whether bedazzle was a legal term or a cry for help. 01:34:54.404 --> 01:34:59.824 Sources say Trump wants the arch built immediately, ideally before anyone can 01:34:59.824 --> 01:35:01.357 ask questions like, why? 01:35:01.920 --> 01:35:09.008 Wow, there's a structurally sound. But do we really need all the rhinestones? If I may. Oh, go ahead. 01:35:09.687 --> 01:35:14.135 I was going to say, one aide reportedly described the project as a patriotic, 01:35:14.617 --> 01:35:19.520 architectural flourish, which is a polite way of saying, he saw something on Pinterest. 01:35:21.638 --> 01:35:24.575 And and if i if i may interject on that, 01:35:25.436 --> 01:35:30.686 In a completely unrelated turn of events, did you know that a pound of sugar 01:35:30.686 --> 01:35:35.349 or two can ruin up to about a ton of concrete in a mixer? 01:35:36.012 --> 01:35:40.656 Oh, I'm coming. Just putting that out there. Coming to D.C. 01:35:41.696 --> 01:35:48.300 I'm coming to D.C. All I'm going to say is that I learned that from French anarchists. 01:35:48.476 --> 01:35:50.976 I'm buying some sugar. Why do you have all the sugar? 01:35:51.496 --> 01:35:55.905 I'm bringing it with me. I'm doing some bootlegging, some pot-stilling. 01:35:56.364 --> 01:35:59.789 No, no, really. I'm going to dump this in some concrete. Sure. 01:36:00.851 --> 01:36:04.696 Wouldn't that be fucking amazing? All it takes is a pound or two of sugar, 01:36:04.696 --> 01:36:07.434 and that ruins up to a ton of concrete. 01:36:07.933 --> 01:36:13.064 So everyone in the D.C. area... Not related to the arch being built, 01:36:13.296 --> 01:36:22.538 not related to anything, but French anarchists did do that to protest the new prisons being built. 01:36:23.100 --> 01:36:27.316 So we're not recommending this to anyone. No, it's probably illegal. 01:36:27.316 --> 01:36:28.636 It's probably very illegal. 01:36:29.236 --> 01:36:30.756 But if you were to do this. 01:36:34.152 --> 01:36:35.660 You could start at the arch. 01:36:36.769 --> 01:36:41.309 I mean, you know, you could also go. We're going to have to

start calling him. I'm not condoning it. 01:36:42.069 --> 01:36:44.309 I'm not condoning it. No, no, I'm not saying you should do it. 01:36:44.309 --> 01:36:49.196 But, I mean, like, if you did it to a data center, I mean. 01:36:49.902 --> 01:36:54.802 Fuck. Fuck. I mean, what would they do? I mean, like, I'm not saying do it to the. 01:36:55.709 --> 01:36:59.199 Show up every couple of days. And if you see concrete being turned, 01:36:59.199 --> 01:37:01.089 throw a pound or two of sugar in there. 01:37:01.389 --> 01:37:05.749 Like, if you're looking to invest 10 bucks into anarchy. 01:37:05.849 --> 01:37:10.411 It's like normal to walk around with a pound or two of sugar in your pocket. 01:37:10.534 --> 01:37:13.109 Hey, I didn't say it's normal. I just said, if you're gonna, 01:37:13.569 --> 01:37:17.549 I mean, if it happens, if you're, if you have a pound or two of sugar to spare. 01:37:18.469 --> 01:37:23.206 Yeah. I mean, you know, if you got four or five bucks, would confectionary sugar work? 01:37:23.763 --> 01:37:27.069 I don't know, but don't give a mouse a cookie. No, no, no. I would go with, 01:37:27.069 --> 01:37:28.991 I would go with granulated. 01:37:29.477 --> 01:37:32.249 That would be my guess. That would be my guess as well. 01:37:32.249 --> 01:37:36.439 But again, again, just please, for God's sake. Don't give them out. 01:37:36.439 --> 01:37:41.529 Although, if you've got that many sugar cubes on you, wouldn't you risk women 01:37:41.529 --> 01:37:45.269 coming out from Mar-a-Lago or the Capitol? 01:37:46.189 --> 01:37:49.256 You definitely risk Penelope Cruz coming out. 01:37:52.849 --> 01:37:55.822 Who's got half an apple? 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Yeah, you can. 01:38:41.525 --> 01:38:44.047 I like to vote for the non-incumbered. 01:38:44.175 --> 01:38:46.895 If Fox News is calling them a socialist, that's probably the solution. 01:38:47.035 --> 01:38:50.195 That's who you need to vote for. Whoever Fox News is against, 01:38:50.195 --> 01:38:51.709 that's who you need to vote for. 01:38:52.156 --> 01:39:00.138 Which, if I may, Fox News has posted the worst rating numbers since December of 2023 with, 01:39:01.035 --> 01:39:07.205 an average of 1.1 million viewers throughout an entire day for the month of October. 01:39:07.205 --> 01:39:12.686 And with that, did you guys, really quick, you had to have seen the interview 01:39:13.121 --> 01:39:14.799 with the guy at the, uh, Comper Alley? 01:39:15.486 --> 01:39:17.115 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 01:39:18.155 --> 01:39:21.575 I'm here because I wasn't older. Yeah, I wasn't here. I wasn't old enough to 01:39:21.575 --> 01:39:23.814 go to Jonestown and see a cult up front. 01:39:24.156 --> 01:39:27.475 That dude needs to be fucking. 01:39:27.815 --> 01:39:32.415 That guy needs to run for president. No, that dude needs a fucking statue of 01:39:32.415 --> 01:39:36.393 himself in every fucking state capital on the fucking planet. 01:39:36.846 --> 01:39:39.435 That dude is never going to have to pay for another beard. No. 01:39:39.995 --> 01:39:44.544 God damn, I would get that guy so fucking hammered. The guy with Vivek. 01:39:45.229 --> 01:39:47.535 Yeah. Have you seen that one? I did see that one too. 01:39:48.735 --> 01:39:53.968 I didn't see that one. Oh, the one with Vivek was awesome. Go ahead, Kiefer. You can tell it. 01:39:54.612 --> 01:39:58.775 He was trying to get what looked like a video or a photo with Vivek. It was a video, yeah. 01:39:59.628 --> 01:40:03.295 And Vivek finally smiled and shoulder to shoulder, and he's like, 01:40:03.295 --> 01:40:05.205 all right, everybody say pedophile. 01:40:07.810 --> 01:40:14.062 And then when Vivek caught it, he looked at him weird, and then he backed away, and he's like, what? 01:40:14.706 --> 01:40:19.321 And he goes, how many air are you protecting, man? How many air are you protecting? 01:40:19.843 --> 01:40:23.442 Oh, and with that, that's another Elsie's little pickles. 01:40:50.805 --> 01:40:54.365 Which apparently the establishment Democrats don't want to hold anyone accountable. 01:40:54.365 --> 01:40:56.809 So vote for the farthest left Democrat you can. 01:40:57.331 --> 01:41:01.105 Vote for the DSA candidate. Go out on a limb. And if they fuck you, 01:41:01.105 --> 01:41:05.285 if they rat fuck you, then don't vote for them again. But goddamn, 01:41:05.285 --> 01:41:05.985 it's better to vote for them.