บทถอดความฉบับเต็มของ Off The Record S02E02: Raging Rocker Robbers

middle name and literally my only 31 00:02:08.830 --> 00:02:13.310 my first name barely fit and I was just like, hopefully this isn't an 32 00:02:13.349 --> 00:02:17.060 issue, because I don't know what else to do. Or like the standardized 33 00:02:17.060 --> 00:02:23.099 test bubble sheets. Those were a process, because I have yeah, I 34 00:02:23.259 --> 00:02:24.699 was always the last one filling those out, because at least, like, 35 00:02:24.740 --> 00:02:29.379 if you have like a long first name, maybe your parents were really nice 36 00:02:29.419 --> 00:02:32.289 and give you like a short middle name. Hmm, I just know they 37 00:02:32.370 --> 00:02:38.409 want the whole Abigail, Susanne is it's Suzanne's felt like an, like Anne. 38 00:02:38.009 --> 00:02:46.120 Yeah, Su z an, any of that's great. Everyone's getting the 39 00:02:46.159 --> 00:02:49.919 full history of my name today. Yeah, if anyone spells it wrong after 40 00:02:50.039 --> 00:02:54.479 this, I'm gonna come for you. Hello and welcome to the second episode 41 00:02:55.000 --> 00:03:00.310 of the Second Season of the off the record podcast. I'm molly cleaver and 42 00:03:00.550 --> 00:03:02.710 I'm abby with them. I got to Mike this time. Take that time. 43 00:03:02.870 --> 00:03:07.669 Yes, AB be it. Today is my guest host, not just 44 00:03:07.789 --> 00:03:13.180 a guest. You have been elevated to guest hose, guest host. Whenever 45 00:03:13.219 --> 00:03:15.340 I was assumed to the last one with Friedrich, and whenever you said guest 46 00:03:15.419 --> 00:03:20.379 host, all I could think of was like guest host relations from the Odyssey 47 00:03:20.819 --> 00:03:23.939 in like Greeks, so so. So that's what I'm stuck on. But 48 00:03:23.979 --> 00:03:28.210 I'd be happy to fill that role as well as the guest host of a 49 00:03:28.330 --> 00:03:30.770 podcast role. I don't have any gifts to give you, even though you're 50 00:03:30.770 --> 00:03:35.050 visiting to me, I suppose. So I guess I'm the one that's failing 51 00:03:35.090 --> 00:03:37.530 as the guest host. You really sure to use for that? That's not 52 00:03:37.729 --> 00:03:45.280 on me, darn so quickly. Some business emails. Just a reminder that 53 00:03:45.520 --> 00:03:51.319 if you have anything to say about the podcast or about anything that you just 54 00:03:51.479 --> 00:03:55.270 want to email me, you can email us at Cesbsju off the record at 55 00:03:55.389 --> 00:04:00.110 GMAILCOM. And we did get one email. Oh, that's exciting. It 56 00:04:00.389 --> 00:04:04.310 was, I'll be granted. It was from my mom. Even better, 57 00:04:04.830 --> 00:04:09.270 I will argue that that's even better. All it says is purple versus green 58 00:04:09.669 --> 00:04:14.020 is the subject, and then I love Brenner. Sent from my iphone. 59 00:04:14.419 --> 00:04:17.180 Purple Versus Green. I Love Brunner. So she was taking Friedrich side. 60 00:04:17.500 --> 00:04:23.540 Yeah, I guess I I've never been a big breakfast for dinner person ever 61 00:04:23.620 --> 00:04:27.769 in life. I used to make my own food when my mom made waffles 62 00:04:27.810 --> 00:04:30.810 for dinner. I'm sorry, mom, I didn't appreciate that the yeah, 63 00:04:31.009 --> 00:04:34.769 I don't know. I've mixed feelings about burnner, HMM, but I do 64 00:04:34.889 --> 00:04:40.399 think Gretskeeperner's pretty good. Do you wait in the line for the French tow 65 00:04:40.399 --> 00:04:43.360 sticks. that. No, that's just too long. And then, yeah, 66 00:04:43.399 --> 00:04:46.439 they do get cold by the time you're like there and like find a 67 00:04:46.480 --> 00:04:49.600 place to sit, because Grotski is a mad house during Brenner and everyone and 68 00:04:49.720 --> 00:04:55.949 their brother and their brother's brother's brother is there for grinner. So, yeah, 69 00:04:55.990 --> 00:04:58.670 did you go to burnner on Tuesday? I did not. I was 70 00:04:58.790 --> 00:05:01.110 probably studying fair. I don't have a meal plan, so I did not 71 00:05:01.149 --> 00:05:03.230 go to pry on that. That is well, I don't know if I 72 00:05:03.269 --> 00:05:08.060 can burnners good, but there's a lot of people. It's not my favorite 73 00:05:08.180 --> 00:05:12.100 and it's a punch. Yeah, may too many cons for me on that 74 00:05:12.259 --> 00:05:15.100 one. Not Worth it. So there has been an update. They were 75 00:05:15.139 --> 00:05:21.009 having issues with the radio station airing, so it does not air on you're 76 00:05:21.050 --> 00:05:25.009 not. Probably not listening to this on the radio. To be completely ones 77 00:05:25.050 --> 00:05:29.850 sounding with everyone ever. Anyone ever did listen to not know, but we 78 00:05:29.970 --> 00:05:33.889 are always available on spotify. Yes, but KJMB, Johnny of any media, 79 00:05:34.170 --> 00:05:38.480 will be sharing it on social media. Who? So if you can't 80 00:05:38.519 --> 00:05:42.959 find it on spotify, check out their social media and share and enjoy off 81 00:05:43.000 --> 00:05:46.480 the record with your friends. Very exciting. Yes, very exciting. Spread 82 00:05:46.519 --> 00:05:51.790 the word and as the guest host you have certain rights. Are there any 83 00:05:51.829 --> 00:05:57.230 shoutouts you like? shoutouts? Shout out to the crew team. We have 84 00:05:57.389 --> 00:06:00.389 our first or God of this weekend, which is exciting. Seg sprints. 85 00:06:00.430 --> 00:06:06.420 If anyone this is going to be afterwords, but for the future we host 86 00:06:06.459 --> 00:06:11.060 a regat every year called seg sprints, and it's really fun and exciting to 87 00:06:11.139 --> 00:06:15.139 come watch us. Shameless plug. I'm away. Shamelessly plug in the crew 88 00:06:15.220 --> 00:06:17.930 team. Shout out to Ashley, my ex roommate. She took an UR 89 00:06:18.089 --> 00:06:23.529 position. HMM. Did you take that personal? No, I didn't, 90 00:06:23.569 --> 00:06:26.850 because it's a

good opportunity. She did call me her ex room might first, 91 00:06:26.889 --> 00:06:30.089 though. I did take that a little bit personally. It came a 92 00:06:30.129 --> 00:06:34.199 little bit too easily for yeah, but no. Well, shot outs my 93 00:06:34.319 --> 00:06:38.800 sister. Yeah, Zoe, good times, awesome. Well, we want 94 00:06:38.800 --> 00:06:41.720 to know a little bit about abby. You were on last season, so 95 00:06:41.839 --> 00:06:45.839 people did get to meet you last season. You want to give a rundown? 96 00:06:45.839 --> 00:06:48.149 You're a history major and in English. Yeah, chustor in English Double 97 00:06:48.230 --> 00:06:53.029 Major, which is a lot of reading, which is a lot of reading. 98 00:06:53.069 --> 00:06:58.110 I'm finding out this semesters them and all upper division courses. Yeah, 99 00:06:58.389 --> 00:07:00.779 I am also on the crew team. I'm one of the captains of the 100 00:07:00.819 --> 00:07:03.779 crew team. So again with the shameless plugs. They will never stop. 101 00:07:03.860 --> 00:07:10.819 Yeah, I'm from the city's nothing very exciting. I was named after the 102 00:07:10.860 --> 00:07:14.259 Abbey Church. That's exciting. That's always my Goto. Fun Fact. Wow, 103 00:07:14.339 --> 00:07:17.410 it's relevant to a CSPSG you podcast. Exactly. Yes, my parents 104 00:07:17.449 --> 00:07:23.370 got engaged there. So Ah, yes, that's the really cute part of 105 00:07:23.449 --> 00:07:27.410 my name. Than it's obscene length. I never know how to talk about 106 00:07:27.410 --> 00:07:30.680 myself, like it becomes an issue just at some point when you're like in 107 00:07:30.839 --> 00:07:33.879 a situation where you need to talk about yourself, like in a job interview. 108 00:07:33.879 --> 00:07:38.079 I just don't know what to do. Someone teach me how to talk 109 00:07:38.120 --> 00:07:41.680 about myself in a way that doesn't make me want to hide. I feel 110 00:07:41.720 --> 00:07:46.470 like this episode could have been sponsored by XPD and but see a coat. 111 00:07:46.829 --> 00:07:49.470 Well, they haven't returned my calls about sponsoring an episode. So, man, 112 00:07:49.670 --> 00:07:53.230 I know, but I'll still give them a plug. Go to XPD, 113 00:07:53.389 --> 00:07:56.550 maybe they can help. Or, if you have any tips out there, 114 00:07:56.870 --> 00:08:00.060 emails at CSPSG. You, as the record sons, I need help. 115 00:08:00.220 --> 00:08:03.899 Sound help. Well, it's very exciting because we have a record. 116 00:08:03.899 --> 00:08:13.930 Yes, and since Tom's not here, Asmr, because I'm not going to 117 00:08:13.009 --> 00:08:16.610 edit out like Tom does. But that means because we have a record, 118 00:08:18.089 --> 00:08:22.410 we have a blotterer, your favorite in mine. So let's see what is 119 00:08:22.610 --> 00:08:26.920 on the security report. This range is from. So granted is this is 120 00:08:26.959 --> 00:08:31.639 coming out on Monday. Yeah, it's

currently Thursday, so it's still pretty 121 00:08:31.639 --> 00:08:37.639 accurate, only a week behind. So this goes from it looks like September 122 00:08:37.799 --> 00:08:41.230 three until the fourteen. Right off the Bat I'm seeing a change in language 123 00:08:41.629 --> 00:08:46.629 where, I believe last year was alcohol violation and now it's liquor offense. 124 00:08:48.429 --> 00:08:54.870 I don't know if that's intentional, if that's just replacing the alcohol with liquor 125 00:08:54.110 --> 00:09:01.539 or they're like making a distinction that it was hard. It's yeah, it's 126 00:09:01.659 --> 00:09:05.500 liquor instead of yeah, it's not just beer, it's it's a hard liquor. 127 00:09:07.059 --> 00:09:13.049 That's just. And it's both times at Sgu it's haired with public urination 128 00:09:13.169 --> 00:09:18.769 violation, which is new. That is new. I don't remember that being 129 00:09:18.889 --> 00:09:22.490 the last time. Both on September fourteen there is a liquor offense, public 130 00:09:22.570 --> 00:09:26.240 your nation violation, I wonder, and it's slash in that it was the 131 00:09:26.399 --> 00:09:31.200 same thing, because they're certainly related. Yeah, definitely. One of them 132 00:09:31.360 --> 00:09:37.200 is is outside Sat Mary Hall, Not Tommy, which I find kind of 133 00:09:37.279 --> 00:09:41.590 surprising and I always personally think of Tommy Hollis, that mark crazy freshman dorm. 134 00:09:41.830 --> 00:09:46.549 But maybe the Mary Johnny's are stepping up their game a little. Maybe. 135 00:09:46.309 --> 00:09:52.940 But interestingly, at same Ben's it is alcohol violation still. Ah. 136 00:09:52.500 --> 00:09:56.019 Yeah, so I don't know what the difference is is is it only a 137 00:09:56.100 --> 00:10:00.700 liquor offense if it's coupled with public your nation? I guess that the has 138 00:10:00.779 --> 00:10:03.940 to be proven in further episodes. That's something to keep your eye on. 139 00:10:03.299 --> 00:10:07.850 If you know the difference between an alcohol violation and a liquor offense, please 140 00:10:07.889 --> 00:10:11.529 let us know. See SBSG. You off the record at GMAILCOM. Yeah, 141 00:10:11.970 --> 00:10:16.210 we have more property found property sometimes, for ninth at El Quinn Library, 142 00:10:16.889 --> 00:10:20.919 vague, but if you lost property, it's been found. It has 143 00:10:22.000 --> 00:10:26.080 been found, possibly not returned, but it's been found. Another vague one 144 00:10:28.000 --> 00:10:31.879 is September twelve and Estra you garage. I don't know if that's just like 145 00:10:33.080 --> 00:10:37.549 a place or some like someone's garage. The only garage I know it would 146 00:10:37.549 --> 00:10:39.350 be like the Abbey Garage, and I don't think they report that drugs were 147 00:10:39.429 --> 00:10:45.909 found. Rocks were found. Uh, so like, and I almost make 148 00:10:45.909 --> 00:10:48.590 it sound just wasn't a violation, they

were just found. Yeah, so 149 00:10:48.669 --> 00:10:52.620 someone was stashing their drugs somewhere in a garage, and the garage it's in 150 00:10:52.659 --> 00:10:56.220 drohns not not to be confused with found property. Do not go back to 151 00:10:56.379 --> 00:11:01.139 claim your drugs, because that's how you become a drug violation. Exactly. 152 00:11:01.460 --> 00:11:05.169 Know, the property was found at Elquin. This was a sin Astra you 153 00:11:05.250 --> 00:11:09.529 garage. So if you did lose drugs, don't they're gone, they've been 154 00:11:09.610 --> 00:11:13.250 taken. They don't know what happens to them. Ah, on September seven, 155 00:11:13.370 --> 00:11:18.450 the centennial, it says fire alarm, burnt food. Oh No, 156 00:11:18.600 --> 00:11:22.480 it's like as if, as if it wasn't enough shame that you set up 157 00:11:22.519 --> 00:11:26.360 the fire alarm, they're letting you know that you burnt your food. They're 158 00:11:26.440 --> 00:11:30.240 calling you out publicly. You put the Ramin in the Robin Maker without water. 159 00:11:30.440 --> 00:11:33.149 My brother did that once. My sister wants put one of those microwave 160 00:11:33.230 --> 00:11:39.110 Velveta things in the microwave without water. Oh Gosh, that was almost a 161 00:11:39.269 --> 00:11:43.350 disaster. Same thing, basically. Yeah, don't do that, pep. 162 00:11:43.389 --> 00:11:46.509 It's act full food. Maybe they were actually just get it being really good 163 00:11:46.870 --> 00:11:50.059 and like we're sawtanging onions or something. Yeah, but probably not. I 164 00:11:50.179 --> 00:11:54.340 really, I really hope it was like popcorn in the microwave or something like 165 00:11:54.500 --> 00:11:58.179 that. I don't know. It's a open house violation. That's when Johnny's 166 00:11:58.220 --> 00:12:03.049 there, after midnight or two, depending on day. Okay, already. 167 00:12:03.090 --> 00:12:05.889 September eight. Not Enough to do with that point A. Suppose people aren't 168 00:12:07.009 --> 00:12:11.090 stressed enough to just be like in a ball crying somewhere late at night. 169 00:12:11.450 --> 00:12:15.090 Yeah, got to fill the time with something other than right mental breakdowns. 170 00:12:15.879 --> 00:12:20.320 September seven, the ever loved matter of information in Aurora's back. Did it 171 00:12:20.399 --> 00:12:22.759 ever leave? I don't. I don't think I've ever left. It's just 172 00:12:22.879 --> 00:12:26.960 been hanting us all summer. HMM, our own matters of information. I've 173 00:12:28.000 --> 00:12:31.269 been following us. Tommy behaved itself. Like you said. There's only the 174 00:12:31.669 --> 00:12:35.629 one theft or their two's from Tommy. There's a plumbing issue, yeah, 175 00:12:35.629 --> 00:12:39.070 which I would like the details on. On September twelve, though, actually 176 00:12:39.070 --> 00:12:43.029 I don't, but I'm curious as to how that happened. That's all I'm 177 00:12:43.029 --> 00:12:46.179 going to say. But yeah, that's pretty much the blodder for this week. 178 00:12:46.220 --> 00:12:52.899 Ever, so exciting starting the UEPE with a bang. There's there's people. 179 00:12:52.179 --> 00:12:56.860 People started off the year hard. They went hard to go, fire 180 00:12:56.899 --> 00:13:03.850 alarms everywhere. I hesitate to say good job, but in making the blodder 181 00:13:03.009 --> 00:13:07.769 an interesting one. This week's episode of off the record is brought to you 182 00:13:07.889 --> 00:13:11.049 by the newly renovated Clemmons Library, proof a building doesn't need book to be 183 00:13:11.129 --> 00:13:15.759 called the library. Yes, I really, I really resonate with that. 184 00:13:16.320 --> 00:13:20.000 I walked in and I remember walking through clements the first time after seeing the 185 00:13:20.039 --> 00:13:22.360 renovations. I was so excited and I walked in and it was before all 186 00:13:22.360 --> 00:13:26.440 the new booths were installed, which are actually very nice and if they were 187 00:13:26.480 --> 00:13:28.870 in Elkhin libory I would use them a lot more. But there was just 188 00:13:30.230 --> 00:13:33.429 nothing. We're all the periodicals used to be. HMM, and I was 189 00:13:33.549 --> 00:13:37.750 just I just had I think I stopped and looked around and what happened to 190 00:13:37.789 --> 00:13:45.259 the library? So you said that you might have some overheard yes, quotes, 191 00:13:45.580 --> 00:13:50.500 I do tell me about that. I have been scouring campus for overheard 192 00:13:50.500 --> 00:13:54.700 quotes. Most of them came from my close friends and thanks that I've just 193 00:13:54.820 --> 00:13:58.049 overheard, but that was one of my favorite segments from last season. It's 194 00:13:58.090 --> 00:14:01.850 just like random things that you overheard around campus, and so I've been trying 195 00:14:01.889 --> 00:14:05.289 my best. I have quite a few of them, not like a lot, 196 00:14:05.370 --> 00:14:09.490 a lot, but like, okay, a good number. The first 197 00:14:09.490 --> 00:14:13.000 one is one that I overheard and the Reef Lash Year I was walking. 198 00:14:13.279 --> 00:14:16.120 I think I was like at breakfast, if I don't know, Um, 199 00:14:16.559 --> 00:14:24.950 but all I heard of the conversation was penguins are seals that walk. I 200 00:14:24.029 --> 00:14:26.629 want to retort, but I don't know if I want to agree or not. 201 00:14:28.029 --> 00:14:30.789 I'm pretty sure is like here me out. You guys penguins or seals 202 00:14:30.830 --> 00:14:33.990 that walk, and it makes sense. I mean they're birds, yeah, 203 00:14:35.269 --> 00:14:39.179 but if like body shape wise, okay, mobility wise, they're not wrong. 204 00:14:39.379 --> 00:14:43.419 They move in the same manner most of the time. Yeah, sure, 205 00:14:43.460 --> 00:14:46.820 allow it as wild if you disagree or a great son doesn't email. 206 00:14:46.899 --> 00:14:52.779 Yeah,

and to keep plugging that. Yes, another one. The first 207 00:14:52.820 --> 00:14:54.970 week of school this year I was studying in him will at like late at 208 00:14:56.009 --> 00:14:58.450 night, probably like thirty, and there's a group of first you, Johnny's 209 00:14:58.450 --> 00:15:05.090 sitting at the table in there and one of them was just sitting there and 210 00:15:05.169 --> 00:15:07.879 he's like, I knew it was going to be hard, but not this 211 00:15:07.000 --> 00:15:13.240 hard, and I just was like, oh no, Buddy, oh no, 212 00:15:13.480 --> 00:15:18.120 it's the first week. It's gonna get so much worse. What do 213 00:15:18.159 --> 00:15:20.669 you think he was talking about school or like, was talking about academics? 214 00:15:20.710 --> 00:15:26.429 I'm okay, sure, and not just like being away from home. Possibly 215 00:15:26.590 --> 00:15:31.470 I think it was academic base, because then they started talking about how crabby 216 00:15:31.509 --> 00:15:33.870 they were that they didn't get into better schools, which I kind of took 217 00:15:33.870 --> 00:15:37.539 issue with because these are great schools. But they're like, yeah, I 218 00:15:37.580 --> 00:15:41.980 applied to Harvard and so and so with like these credentials got in. I 219 00:15:41.139 --> 00:15:43.620 did it, and they're like really upset about it, and I don't know, 220 00:15:43.820 --> 00:15:46.220 it made me laugh. I was chuckling to myself while I was reading 221 00:15:46.220 --> 00:15:50.730 in the chair. But yeah, that was just they might have been talking 222 00:15:50.730 --> 00:15:54.570 about Kem, which is totally understandable because, come from what I've heard, 223 00:15:54.889 --> 00:16:00.250 is horrible, especially for first years. It's just like the hardest transition. 224 00:16:00.649 --> 00:16:04.080 But this next one. But actually happened today while I was waiting for the 225 00:16:04.120 --> 00:16:08.360 bus to get over here and one of those two people standing behind me. 226 00:16:08.440 --> 00:16:14.399 One of them asked the other if they liked beyonce and she liked hesitated in 227 00:16:14.480 --> 00:16:17.519 her response and she's like well, no, and he's like Oh, like, 228 00:16:17.679 --> 00:16:19.470 that's fine, and she's like no, I like you have to be 229 00:16:19.590 --> 00:16:23.669 careful when you tell people you don't Mike Beyonce, because people hear you like 230 00:16:23.789 --> 00:16:30.750 beyonce and they're like and then he's like yeah, people start forming at the 231 00:16:30.789 --> 00:16:36.179 mouth and passing out. Oddly, a very, very accurate description of what 232 00:16:36.299 --> 00:16:40.460 the bay hive is like. They're kind of crazy sometimes. But I was 233 00:16:41.139 --> 00:16:44.659 waiting for the link bus at thirty in the morning. I thought that was 234 00:16:44.820 --> 00:16:49.250 really interesting, interesting conversation to be having. I think it's undervalued the types

235 00:16:49.289 --> 00:16:52.129 of conversations that have on the link. Like no one ever you know you 236 00:16:52.169 --> 00:16:55.330 can say go, we don't like to talk on the link, but some 237 00:16:55.409 --> 00:16:59.970 of the best conversations happened with strangers on the link. Ree I had a 238 00:17:00.009 --> 00:17:03.360 thought today. I was sitting when I was coming over for our class and 239 00:17:03.240 --> 00:17:06.799 I got on an East so sitting there I was you know, you have 240 00:17:06.880 --> 00:17:10.599 your seat, that secured by them, and when people start coming on, 241 00:17:11.200 --> 00:17:14.920 I had this like dual thought of first, like I hope no one sits 242 00:17:14.960 --> 00:17:17.549 with me because I want to have my own seat. But then no one 243 00:17:17.670 --> 00:17:19.750 did and I was a little hard. That happens to me all the time. 244 00:17:21.430 --> 00:17:26.029 Why didn't anyone want to sit with me? I'm delightful right, like. 245 00:17:26.190 --> 00:17:27.589 Do I look that scary? Do I look aggressive, like? And 246 00:17:27.630 --> 00:17:30.819 I try. At one point I started. I got selfconscious about it when 247 00:17:30.819 --> 00:17:33.299 there's only like four more people. Yeah, and I like move my back 248 00:17:33.380 --> 00:17:36.539 back and tried to like so to the window. So like proved like there's 249 00:17:36.579 --> 00:17:44.059 room here for you. I'm always to community and hospitality. I don't please, 250 00:17:44.220 --> 00:17:47.289 please, sit next to me, but also don't. But it just 251 00:17:47.450 --> 00:17:52.049 prove to me that I just want to be wanted. But can you that's 252 00:17:52.130 --> 00:17:56.650 really relatable. Yep, I've definitely done that before. A strange phenomenon. 253 00:17:56.369 --> 00:18:00.720 One of my favorites comes from my roommate. After she not my room any 254 00:18:00.720 --> 00:18:04.240 more, but Ashley Marek sent this to me and it's where'd you get that 255 00:18:04.359 --> 00:18:11.869 plant? And the response was, I think made that. Bro I did 256 00:18:11.910 --> 00:18:15.750 he grow it? I don't know what that means. How do you make 257 00:18:15.789 --> 00:18:19.589 a plant? Yes, he planted that. He made that. He made 258 00:18:19.710 --> 00:18:26.259 that bro what a johnny, what a Johnny. Yeah, and then there's 259 00:18:26.299 --> 00:18:32.779 just one of the last ones that I'll share comes from my internship over the 260 00:18:32.819 --> 00:18:36.180 summer and we were having like a snack break and we were all standing around 261 00:18:36.220 --> 00:18:42.009 eating almonds and one of the professional staff members came over and he grabbed a 262 00:18:42.049 --> 00:18:47.650 handful of almonds and he stood there and he said almonds are an environmental disaster 263 00:18:48.089 --> 00:18:52.289 and then he walked away and none of us knew how to respond because, 264 00:18:52.369 --> 00:18:56.279 again, he's not

wrong. It takes a gown of water to grow one 265 00:18:56.359 --> 00:19:00.920 almond, which is just all n crazy, crazy. They are an environmental 266 00:19:00.039 --> 00:19:03.279 disaster, but it's just like so out of the blue. It was like 267 00:19:03.920 --> 00:19:08.759 fifteen in the morning and he just walked away after saying that. Did he 268 00:19:08.799 --> 00:19:11.710 eat almonds, though? Yeah, he took a pit full. He like 269 00:19:11.910 --> 00:19:15.509 ate a couple of said that and walked away and I was like all right, 270 00:19:17.509 --> 00:19:22.230 that's about all I got. That's a great dance. If you if 271 00:19:22.309 --> 00:19:26.339 you here, over here, anything on the Sat ben Saint John's campus on 272 00:19:26.460 --> 00:19:33.220 the link from a professor. Professor comments are the best they are. Shoot 273 00:19:33.220 --> 00:19:38.329 US an email. See USBSG you off the record at gmailcom yes, or 274 00:19:38.529 --> 00:19:41.289 email me and be a guest host and just read them off your phone, 275 00:19:41.569 --> 00:19:45.170 keep a curated list. Do It's really fun. That's something I've started to 276 00:19:45.210 --> 00:19:48.210 do, is just like keep quotes of people. Well, thank you so 277 00:19:48.329 --> 00:19:52.319 much for sharing. I'm happy to share. Hopefully other people find those as 278 00:19:52.359 --> 00:19:56.880 funny as I did. Maybe your perspective on penguins is changed. So I 279 00:19:57.119 --> 00:20:00.400 did say that we were going to try to move away from blash in the 280 00:20:00.440 --> 00:20:03.599 past. Yes, but I did find an article that I thought was really 281 00:20:03.680 --> 00:20:11.829 interesting when I was perusing the records. Yes, and it's from one thousand 282 00:20:11.869 --> 00:20:17.230 nine hundred and thirty three March. Second interesting and it's just like a small 283 00:20:17.430 --> 00:20:21.940 article in the middle, like page nine of ten. That's not the middle, 284 00:20:22.099 --> 00:20:27.539 but middle of the page, and the headline is raging rocker robbers, 285 00:20:27.779 --> 00:20:32.500 read rampant rarity. I love it. I'm a sucker for good alliteration. 286 00:20:32.579 --> 00:20:36.930 All of the titles of my history papers are alliteration. It's a problem, 287 00:20:37.049 --> 00:20:41.809 but fantastic. Used about what that is about? So, and it's referenced 288 00:20:41.849 --> 00:20:45.650 a couple other times throughout. It became a running joke and this addition, 289 00:20:45.809 --> 00:20:51.680 from what I was able to tell. But here's here's the story. On 290 00:20:51.799 --> 00:20:56.279 last Sunday, Mr James Coyne's famed rocking chair was stolen during the wee hours 291 00:20:56.319 --> 00:21:00.400 of the morning. The early birds were surprised to see a chair and what 292 00:21:00.599 --> 00:21:07.230 was apparently our trusty night watchman safely perched atop the radio tower. It was 293 00:21:07.269 --> 00:21:11.390 immediately supposed that the night watchman had sought out this lofty pinnacle to carry on 294 00:21:11.549 --> 00:21:15.670 his nocturnal vigil. However, when it became generally known that Coyn's beloved chair 295 00:21:15.789 --> 00:21:21.299 was missing, this theory was short lived. Mr Coyne has treasured the chair 296 00:21:21.339 --> 00:21:25.500 as his fondest possession for some time and there was no little sentiment connected with 297 00:21:25.579 --> 00:21:30.740 the piece of furniture. Big Bill arth was invaded into believing that Bill Culbertson 298 00:21:30.980 --> 00:21:33.329 was in the last stages of the Radio Tower sitting contest and that when he 299 00:21:33.769 --> 00:21:37.569 tired of his occupation, Bill O'Brian was to assume the precarious position and try 300 00:21:37.609 --> 00:21:44.049 to outlast the said Mr Culbertson. Mr Arth also entered the opinion that it 301 00:21:44.130 --> 00:21:47.920 must be pretty cold up there. Father Wendelin reports that he is going to 302 00:21:48.000 --> 00:21:51.599 make a nightly check up on the third floor chairs in the future. There 303 00:21:51.680 --> 00:21:55.759 was much speculation as to who the performers in the stupendous spectacle were, but 304 00:21:55.880 --> 00:21:59.920 it all boiled down to this. No, WE WON'T MENTION ANY NAMES TO 305 00:22:00.079 --> 00:22:03.190 B life. Johnny's perceiving that coin and thwent day. Were in the arms 306 00:22:03.230 --> 00:22:07.150 of Morpheus, took possession of the chair and then of the dummy, which 307 00:22:07.190 --> 00:22:11.990 play such an important role in the great theater of the world. They sprightly 308 00:22:11.309 --> 00:22:15.670 the sprightly adventures then carry the dummy and the chair to the top of the 309 00:22:15.859 --> 00:22:22.059 power that's how so lots to unpack their that was. That was wild and 310 00:22:22.220 --> 00:22:29.019 oddly philosophical. I don't know if the weird thing about reading additions this late 311 00:22:29.220 --> 00:22:33.089 or this early is you can't tell when it moves from being real reporting to 312 00:22:33.289 --> 00:22:38.690 just, yeah, makes believe madness. Like I don't know who's WHO's real 313 00:22:38.809 --> 00:22:41.250 in the story. But from what I can tell from reading the rest of 314 00:22:41.289 --> 00:22:47.720 the addition was the night watchman had this rocking chair. I'm assuming he was 315 00:22:47.799 --> 00:22:52.400 some kind of are a who would sit in the rooms make sure no johnny's 316 00:22:52.400 --> 00:22:56.119 left and someone's stuff. Two guys stole his rocking chair and grabbed a dummy 317 00:22:56.119 --> 00:23:00.670 from the theater department and Somehow got the dummy and the rocking chair to the 318 00:23:00.750 --> 00:23:06.470 top of the radio tower. That's incredible. It's impressive actually. Yeah, 319 00:23:06.630 --> 00:23:11.900 like also very creative. Yeah, and that's a lot of steps to also 320 00:23:12.059 -->

00:23:17.099 this middle part where they're talking about different people, like Radio Tower sitting contest. 321 00:23:17.380 --> 00:23:21.859 I think that was a thing really yeah, because there are there certain 322 00:23:21.900 --> 00:23:25.980 references to it. Let's bring it back. I'm going to do Google it 323 00:23:26.059 --> 00:23:30.769 and see. Let's bring back the radio tower sitting competitions. They just like, 324 00:23:30.690 --> 00:23:33.529 is that like when John Malay, like in John Laney, I'm a 325 00:23:33.609 --> 00:23:37.250 big fan of dom malaise comedy, but he talks about how people in the 326 00:23:37.289 --> 00:23:41.079 olden days would just go and wave at boats because they're nothing better to do. 327 00:23:41.960 --> 00:23:45.200 In College, students of the s go and sit on top of the 328 00:23:45.240 --> 00:23:49.359 radio tower because they had nothing better to do, because it was the old 329 00:23:49.559 --> 00:23:55.079 times. There's nothing to do in the old times, we just sit. 330 00:23:55.279 --> 00:23:57.150 Yeah, well, pole sitting was really in flag pole sitting was really big 331 00:23:57.190 --> 00:24:00.349 in the s. So I don't know if it's a reference to that. 332 00:24:00.869 --> 00:24:06.190 Really, the s seat been St John's is really an enigma. I don't 333 00:24:06.190 --> 00:24:08.789 know. Like what's real and what's not. But they may have been sitting 334 00:24:08.910 --> 00:24:12.500 on Fla Poles in the late in the early S. that's correct. I 335 00:24:12.579 --> 00:24:15.220 don't even know how they even start to think about how to do that, 336 00:24:15.380 --> 00:24:19.140 but maybe we've always been mad. I feel like we just found we always 337 00:24:19.180 --> 00:24:26.130 need something to entertain ourselves and it's sometimes they got dangerous. Sometimes they involved 338 00:24:26.210 --> 00:24:30.970 climbing high heights with a rocking chair. Yeah, there was Tom and I 339 00:24:30.009 --> 00:24:34.049 at the end of last season found an article those talking about all the different 340 00:24:34.410 --> 00:24:40.359 fads. There was like the streaking fad for a while and they're comparing it 341 00:24:40.440 --> 00:24:45.200 to like goldfish swallowing and things like that. You know, different fads. 342 00:24:45.400 --> 00:24:48.559 I don't know. Maybe Radio Tower sitting was one of them. What? 343 00:24:48.880 --> 00:24:53.150 What's the next strange fat going to be? On campus? Predictions emails it 344 00:24:53.230 --> 00:24:59.509 SANSPA record at GMAILCOM. Want to start a fad? Well, how do 345 00:24:59.630 --> 00:25:03.230 I do it? Yeah, I'll advertise just a reminder that this week's episode 346 00:25:03.390 --> 00:25:07.339 of off the record is brought to you by the newly renovated Clements Library. 347 00:25:07.900 --> 00:25:11.299 Who wouldn't want to study in a beautiful, glorified hallway? That's what it 348 00:25:11.460 --> 00:25:15.700 is. It's like the Great Hell of the titanic, but not at all 349 00:25:17.660 --> 00:25:19.940 like gissing. Those pictures of like the grand staircase or just like Bob be 350 00:25:21.059 --> 00:25:23.650 really cool walk through. Can we really say that Clemons only as one level? 351 00:25:25.250 --> 00:25:27.049 It's not elk when? I am of the person to believe that elk 352 00:25:27.049 --> 00:25:32.410 when is a superior library. Yeah, but sure looks nice. Yeah, 353 00:25:32.809 --> 00:25:36.640 I leek. Have never okay, confession, I've never tried to study in 354 00:25:36.680 --> 00:25:41.119 Clemons. Like I've never ventured through the like tall stacks and tried to find 355 00:25:41.160 --> 00:25:45.319 anook. So maybe it would be good. But I also like lock myself 356 00:25:45.440 --> 00:25:48.440 in the Dungeon to study. Do you? You just can't have that same 357 00:25:48.480 --> 00:25:52.710 experience? You can? You really can't. Really can't just lock yourself away 358 00:25:52.750 --> 00:25:56.150 from lock human contact. That's what we need, a dungeon. Put that 359 00:25:56.309 --> 00:26:02.390 on the list. What we want dungeons, and when do we want it? 360 00:26:02.589 --> 00:26:06.859 I don't care. I'm graduating. We're not getting it now. You're 361 00:26:06.940 --> 00:26:10.460 on your own. I think we'll probably wrap it up here. I'm molly 362 00:26:10.539 --> 00:26:12.420 cleaver. I'm abby with them. Thank you so much for listening.