บทถอดความฉบับเต็มของ ClevelandMoto 560 Apprentice Sarah is here, Guzzi days.

00:03:56.960 --> 00:03:57.680 They don't at all. 00:03:57.919 --> 00:03:58.400 They do not. 00:03:58.879 --> 00:04:01.199 They have windows that open in their hotels, it's really weird. 00:04:01.360 --> 00:04:01.680 Yeah. 00:04:01.840 --> 00:04:06.000 And it is not the place to go if you're like, oh, I need air conditioning if it's gonna be over 80 degrees. 00:04:06.560 --> 00:04:07.520 Because it's not. 00:04:07.680 --> 00:04:12.000 There, there's just absolutely that's not something they've got for them today. 00:04:12.240 --> 00:04:14.240 So very, very interesting. 00:04:14.319 --> 00:04:15.599 Uh in my opinion. 00:04:15.759 --> 00:04:24.560 I think it's just a real, real kind of a wild time uh for the rest of the planet, but for us, it's very chill. 00:04:24.800 --> 00:04:26.879 And it has been very chill. 00:04:27.199 --> 00:04:30.000 Um we've been very kind of we're lucky. 00:04:30.079 --> 00:04:32.160 We're dancing between the raindrops, literally. 00:04:32.480 --> 00:04:34.319 And that's that's pretty cool, man. 00:04:34.480 --> 00:04:42.800 And if you're a motorcycle person, well, holy shit, if you're a motorcycle person, then this is just this is a great time to be alive if you're a motorcycle rider. 00:04:43.040 --> 00:04:46.480 Because we're just doing, I mean, we are having a blast. 00:04:46.879 --> 00:04:51.439 Uh, I have no complaints with what's going on for my motorcycle riding. 00:04:51.600 --> 00:04:54.319 Uh, I know Sleepy's been riding like crazy. 00:04:54.560 --> 00:04:57.120 Uh somebody backed into Dan's bike. 00:04:58.480 --> 00:04:59.360 That's weird. 00:05:00.000 --> 00:05:01.040 Yeah, that's weird. 00:05:01.120 --> 00:05:02.160 What happened, Dan? 00:05:02.480 --> 00:05:03.519 Oh, it was weird. 00:05:03.600 --> 00:05:06.720 I was sitting at uh in cahoots and somebody walks in. 00:05:06.800 --> 00:05:11.360 It's like 11:30 midnight, and it's like, hey, who owns the bike in the parking lot? 00:05:11.759 --> 00:05:12.800 Things you never want to hear. 00:05:12.879 --> 00:05:14.560 Right on, hold on, hold on. 00:05:14.800 --> 00:05:16.879 Like that sounds like a made-up bar. 00:05:17.120 --> 00:05:19.199 Like nipples and dicks and cahoots. 00:05:19.439 --> 00:05:19.839 Right, right. 00:05:20.000 --> 00:05:20.240 Yeah. 00:05:20.319 --> 00:05:20.959 Like it's serious. 00:05:21.120 --> 00:05:21.920 Like what explain? 00:05:22.000 --> 00:05:24.560 Can you give me a uh give us a picture of what this bar is like? 00:05:24.800 --> 00:05:25.680 What is cahoots? 00:05:26.079 --> 00:05:32.399 Outside, it looks like the diveest dive bar you've ever seen, but inside it's just like a normal sports bar. 00:05:32.560 --> 00:05:32.800 Okay. 00:05:33.519 --> 00:05:36.000 They have an this incredible cheeseburger. 00:05:36.079 --> 00:05:37.680 It's I highly recommend it. 00:05:37.839 --> 00:05:38.079 Okay. 00:05:38.160 --> 00:05:38.319 All right. 00:05:38.560 --> 00:05:42.160 At one point you said you went and got the best cheeseburger ever.

00:05:42.319 --> 00:05:43.199 Where was that? 00:05:43.360 --> 00:05:44.720 That was at Incahoots. 00:05:45.040 --> 00:05:45.279 Really? 00:05:45.439 --> 00:05:45.759 Yeah. 00:05:46.000 --> 00:05:47.279 Well, there you go. 00:05:47.519 --> 00:05:48.639 Well, that's pretty cool. 00:05:48.800 --> 00:05:53.519 Yeah, the the lady who backed into me, she he's like, someone backed into the bike and left. 00:05:53.759 --> 00:05:55.279 And she came back first. 00:05:55.439 --> 00:05:56.399 She walks in the bar. 00:05:56.560 --> 00:05:59.199 She's like, walks in, she says, Is this in cahoots? 00:05:59.439 --> 00:06:01.839 And people say yes, and she walks back out. 00:06:02.240 --> 00:06:03.839 Like, that was that was weird. 00:06:04.000 --> 00:06:04.480 That's weird. 00:06:04.639 --> 00:06:09.279 And then, like, 15 minutes later, she walks back in again and she's like, walks right up to me. 00:06:09.439 --> 00:06:11.759 She's like, Is that your motorcycle out there? 00:06:11.839 --> 00:06:12.959 I I backed into it. 00:06:13.040 --> 00:06:15.279 And I'm like, Yeah, I I checked it out. 00:06:15.360 --> 00:06:16.319 It looks like it's fine. 00:06:16.399 --> 00:06:17.439 You know, the the helmet fell. 00:06:17.839 --> 00:06:18.959 Did it go down on the ground? 00:06:19.199 --> 00:06:20.399 No, it was still upright. 00:06:20.560 --> 00:06:20.879 Okay. 00:06:21.040 --> 00:06:26.000 And the help, the helmet fell off, and somehow the helmet was undamaged as well. 00:06:26.480 --> 00:06:31.279 Maybe I have no fucking idea how maybe as a lady, she just wanted to maybe get some backup or something. 00:06:31.360 --> 00:06:33.120 So she was like, I just hit this bike. 00:06:33.360 --> 00:06:35.439 Can somebody like help me be there? 00:06:35.600 --> 00:06:38.319 Just I don't know if this guy's gonna start screaming at me or something. 00:06:38.560 --> 00:06:45.279 Well, I told her, like, no harm, no foul, and she walks back out again, and I'm like, wait, maybe it it's a second person that hit my bike. 00:06:45.839 --> 00:06:48.560 I had to go back, go outside and look again, but it was fine. 00:06:48.959 --> 00:06:53.680 The daughter hit your bike, she drove home, got her mom to come back because she has insurance. 00:06:54.079 --> 00:06:55.839 Oh, that's a good idea. 00:06:56.160 --> 00:06:57.040 Oh, that's a good idea. 00:06:57.279 --> 00:06:58.160 Yeah, that's a good idea. 00:06:58.720 --> 00:07:03.680 He's not just pretty that's right, because that's why he he that's why she needed to know is this in cahoots? 00:07:04.079 --> 00:07:05.600 So she could send him to the right place. 00:07:05.839 --> 00:07:06.560 That makes sense. 00:07:07.279 --> 00:07:10.319 And she waited in the parking lot until the insured operator showed up. 00:07:10.560 --> 00:07:12.639 And maybe her daughter was hammered. 00:07:13.040 --> 00:07:17.759 Also, a very good, very good insight considering it's a liquor servings establishment. 00:07:18.000 --> 00:07:18.560 That's what I'm saying. 00:07:18.720 --> 00:07:21.519 Between the two of us, there's almost you guys came up with a hell of a thing there. 00:07:21.600 --> 00:07:22.720 You guys are ready for dragnet. 00:07:23.040 --> 00:07:28.399 Well, it was weird because I have never seen their parking lot that empty at 11 30 at night. 00:07:28.560 --> 00:07:28.720 Okay. 00:07:28.959 --> 00:07:29.600 On a Wednesday. 00:07:29.759 --> 00:07:32.560 Usually it's like at least half full still. 00:07:32.879 --> 00:07:35.519 Yeah, people were at the bar on a Wednesday. 00:07:36.399 --> 00:07:37.279 Those are the good guys. 00:07:37.519 --> 00:07:44.399 Well, I was there, so you guys know I bought a warehouse. 00:07:44.560 --> 00:07:47.600 And uh so I bought the warehouse. 00:07:48.800 --> 00:07:50.959 And the previous owners left. 00:07:51.279 --> 00:07:52.319 Who did that? 00:07:52.720 --> 00:07:53.279 What? 00:07:54.240 --> 00:07:55.120 What happened? 00:07:55.360 --> 00:07:57.839 I uh oh my god, John's exploding. 00:07:58.000 --> 00:07:58.399 That's John. 00:07:58.480 --> 00:07:59.920 I'm not hearing it over here. 00:08:00.319 --> 00:08:01.040 Holy shit. 00:08:01.199 --> 00:08:02.959 I'm hearing it like maybe it's just in our headphones. 00:08:03.120 --> 00:08:03.519 I'm not hearing it. 00:08:06.319 --> 00:08:08.000 Yeah, I don't have it in my headphones at all. 00:08:08.959 --> 00:08:09.839 That's touching things. 00:08:10.079 --> 00:08:11.360 So I I buy this warehouse. 00:08:11.680 --> 00:08:12.959 I'm good now, but I can't hear anything. 00:08:13.199 --> 00:08:24.160 The owner, the former owners are like, hey, we left uh we left some pictures on the back of one of the doors and we'd like to get these uh like to get the pictures back for posterity and everything else, family pictures and whatnot. 00:08:24.639 --> 00:08:25.279 Very good. 00:08:26.319 --> 00:08:27.680 I'll meet you out front. 00:08:27.759 --> 00:08:32.399 I'll I'll go to the warehouse, I'll take the pictures down off the door, and I'll put them out in front for you. 00:08:32.480 --> 00:08:34.159 You can grab them whenever you like. 00:08:34.720 --> 00:08:52.480 So when I get to the place, as one does, I happen to notice that in front of my building that I own, on the grass in front of the building that I own, there's a 2012 Harley Davidson Road King with a for sale sign on it for$12,000. 00:08:53.759 --> 00:08:56.480 And I am not in any way associated with this Road King. 00:08:56.639 --> 00:08:58.000 Wait, right by the shop there? 00:08:58.240 --> 00:09:01.039 In front of my new Avon Lake warehouse. 00:09:01.200 --> 00:09:01.360 Oh. 00:09:01.679 --> 00:09:02.879 That none of you have been to yet. 00:09:03.039 --> 00:09:03.279 Oh. 00:09:03.519 --> 00:09:04.000 Right. 00:09:04.320 --> 00:09:06.639 So not one mile from my house. 00:09:07.200 --> 00:09:14.799 And so I'm like, well, that's odd, but I remembered my real estate agent saying that he owned a white Harley Davidson. 00:09:14.960 --> 00:09:23.039 And I thought

maybe this is my real estate agent taking some liberties in the time that I've taken ownership of the building until he thinks I've obviously moved in. 00:09:23.120 --> 00:09:25.519 But I've already moved a couple of cars over there, right? 00:09:26.320 --> 00:09:27.200 You know, it's okay. 00:09:27.360 --> 00:09:30.320 It's weird, he should have asked, but in any case. 00:09:30.480 --> 00:09:33.600 And it says, call Ron, and it's R-O-N-N. 00:09:33.919 --> 00:09:34.639 Two N's. 00:09:34.960 --> 00:09:35.279 Right? 00:09:35.440 --> 00:09:39.120 And it looks like it's written by somebody who's not used to writing things. 00:09:39.360 --> 00:09:39.679 Ron. 00:09:40.000 --> 00:09:40.320 Run. 00:09:41.360 --> 00:09:41.919 Yeah. 00:09:42.159 --> 00:09:44.000 And so I thought that was odd. 00:09:44.240 --> 00:09:57.759 So I got in touch with the woman who was coming over to pick up the uh family heirloom photos, and I said, Do you happen to know who left this Harley Davidson in front of my building chained to the sign that used to say Avon Lake Plumbing? 00:09:58.720 --> 00:09:59.519 I don't. 00:10:00.799 --> 00:10:06.240 But but you're the girlfriend of the owner, the former owner of this building. 00:10:06.639 --> 00:10:07.120 I am. 00:10:07.679 --> 00:10:14.559 So do you have any arrangements set up with other people that they're allowed to park motorcycles here when they're trying to sell them? 00:10:15.120 --> 00:10:15.440 No? 00:10:16.000 --> 00:10:16.879 That's weird. 00:10:17.200 --> 00:10:22.399 Maybe somebody drove by, saw that it was vacant, and just thought, that's a great place to put a bike up for sale. 00:10:22.559 --> 00:10:25.440 Because it is on Lear Road and a lot of cars do go by there. 00:10:26.080 --> 00:10:28.000 Ah, it sounds kind of weak. 00:10:28.320 --> 00:10:29.759 Contact my real estate agent. 00:10:29.840 --> 00:10:32.879 He's like, Yeah, I'm nowhere near anywhere involved with that. 00:10:33.039 --> 00:10:35.679 I said, But the seller of the property is your cousin. 00:10:36.399 --> 00:10:39.200 And I've met him, he's special, right? 00:10:39.919 --> 00:10:41.679 He's a unique individual. 00:10:41.759 --> 00:10:47.039 And he he every night there's a bar 25 feet away from the front door of my shop called the Quarry. 00:10:47.279 --> 00:10:50.720 And the quarry is the locals' bar for the 45s. 00:10:50.879 --> 00:10:53.679 And the 45s is where we used to do our podcast. 00:10:53.840 --> 00:11:02.320 And what I'd like to describe is if Avon Lake is a city like Cleveland, then the 45s would be Avon Lake's East Cleveland. 00:11:02.559 --> 00:11:07.519 It's where every bad police report ever was written in Avon Lake. 00:11:07.600 --> 00:11:11.120 It's where every domestic violence has happened in Avon Lake. 00:11:11.279 --> 00:11:12.480 It's the 45s. 00:11:12.559 --> 00:11:14.559 It's where Shane and Dustin lived, right? 00:11:14.639 --> 00:11:15.360 It's fun. 00:11:15.519 --> 00:11:16.399 It's great. 00:11:17.039 --> 00:11:24.080 It's the only place in the world where I've asked Shane, how can you leave seven children's bicycles parked in your front yard and none of them are stolen all the time? 00:11:24.240 --> 00:11:26.000 He goes, honor among thieves. 00:11:26.639 --> 00:11:26.960 Right? 00:11:27.279 --> 00:11:28.399 It's the pirate code. 00:11:28.559 --> 00:11:30.879 He's like, well, then it might not be actually the same seven. 00:11:32.559 --> 00:11:36.559 If you're gonna take one, replace it with an equal or greater value. 00:11:36.960 --> 00:11:39.120 And so I finally called the guy this morning. 00:11:39.200 --> 00:11:48.480 So when I rolled out this morning, the bike was still there, which means the underground network didn't get to Bob, the the you know, the former property owner. 00:11:48.720 --> 00:11:54.559 And I called the guy this morning and I said, Hey, I said, Is this your Harley for sale on Lorraine or on uh Lear Road? 00:11:54.799 --> 00:11:55.840 It is, yeah. 00:11:56.159 --> 00:11:57.039 Cool bike. 00:11:57.279 --> 00:11:59.039 Yeah, do me a favor. 00:11:59.279 --> 00:11:59.679 What? 00:11:59.840 --> 00:12:01.519 Get it off my fucking property. 00:12:02.240 --> 00:12:03.200 And he goes, What? 00:12:03.360 --> 00:12:04.879 And I said, Yeah, I own that place. 00:12:05.039 --> 00:12:07.279 And he goes, Bobby owns that place. 00:12:07.360 --> 00:12:08.960 I said, Not anymore, he doesn't. 00:12:09.200 --> 00:12:10.480 I'm the new owner. 00:12:10.720 --> 00:12:13.440 I don't want you parking motorcycles in front of my spot. 00:12:13.679 --> 00:12:17.519 I don't want anyone thinking that in my spot is a whole bunch of motorcycles. 00:12:17.600 --> 00:12:18.000 Yeah. 00:12:18.159 --> 00:12:21.519 I'd rather they just think that in my spot is a bunch of empty space. 00:12:21.679 --> 00:12:21.840 Right? 00:12:22.320 --> 00:12:23.120 Old plumbing company. 00:12:23.360 --> 00:12:28.879 An old dilapidated defunct plumbing company is exactly what I want people to think when they drive past my spot. 00:12:31.919 --> 00:12:33.120 Yes, that's right. 00:12:33.360 --> 00:12:33.600 Yeah. 00:12:34.399 --> 00:12:35.120 Porta potties. 00:12:35.519 --> 00:12:36.879 Lightly used septic tanks. 00:12:37.120 --> 00:12:37.840 That's what I was thinking. 00:12:38.399 --> 00:12:38.639 Yeah. 00:12:38.879 --> 00:12:41.919 Lightning, lightly used septic tanks is right up my alley. 00:12:42.320 --> 00:12:45.120 And so he did say that it would be gone by tonight. 00:12:45.279 --> 00:12:50.159 So I also like he didn't seem there was any sense of urgency, like he needed to get out there and take care of it right away. 00:12:50.399 --> 00:12:50.720 Yeah. 00:12:50.879 --> 00:12:52.000 So I thought that was pretty cool. 00:12:52.399 --> 00:12:54.480 I gotta talk to Bobby and see if he sold the property. 00:12:54.799 --> 00:12:55.759 I don't believe this guy. 00:12:56.159 --> 00:13:12.639 So you know what's funny is I told my wife, I said, hey, I said, so do you think that

since the bar, the quarry, the quarry has giant rocks piled in front of it, so to give you a place where you can smoke and conduct bad business without the line of the sight of the law enforcement officers are driving by. 00:13:12.799 --> 00:13:17.759 It's a private patio put up by big giant quarry stones, right? 00:13:18.080 --> 00:13:30.879 And I said, So do you think that I should, now that I own the property that's next door to the quarry, do you think that this is the time for me to start hanging around the quarry to make sure that they know I'm a thing. 00:13:31.440 --> 00:13:37.200 And so anybody who's like, well, Bobby moved out, so now it's fair game, everybody can just go in there and steal whatever they want. 00:13:37.840 --> 00:13:51.919 Uh, because if they are the Bobby, if they're Team Bobby and Team Bobby doesn't own the place anymore, then I need to make sure that I'm in there, letting them know that just because Team Bobby's not there doesn't mean that it's a free-for-all. 00:13:52.159 --> 00:13:53.759 I think this sounds like a group mission. 00:13:53.919 --> 00:13:54.960 I think it does. 00:13:55.200 --> 00:14:01.039 I think we roll in on bikes, yeah, on your scooters, all lively local bad. 00:14:01.519 --> 00:14:02.000 All of the above. 00:14:02.159 --> 00:14:02.639 All the above. 00:14:02.799 --> 00:14:03.360 All the above. 00:14:03.679 --> 00:14:06.320 Establish what what you're about in one shot. 00:14:06.480 --> 00:14:08.159 Let them know that you're not alone with your building. 00:14:08.720 --> 00:14:12.320 And we make it into a very, very subtle dick measuring contest. 00:14:12.480 --> 00:14:13.919 And we walk in going, right. 00:14:14.240 --> 00:14:14.879 Yeah. 00:14:17.120 --> 00:14:19.360 The jets are gonna roll tonight. 00:14:19.600 --> 00:14:20.320 Yeah, right. 00:14:20.399 --> 00:14:21.919 Um, we don't have a young audience. 00:14:22.399 --> 00:14:23.679 We don't have a young audience. 00:14:23.759 --> 00:14:23.919 Yeah. 00:14:24.159 --> 00:14:25.200 Well, that's why Sarah's here. 00:14:25.519 --> 00:14:26.799 We can bring the uh reference. 00:14:27.120 --> 00:14:28.480 Did you get that reference, Sarah? 00:14:28.720 --> 00:14:29.039 Kinda. 00:14:29.519 --> 00:14:30.320 West Side story? 00:14:30.639 --> 00:14:31.200 Yeah, yeah. 00:14:31.759 --> 00:14:33.279 We did do a remake of it. 00:14:33.440 --> 00:14:33.919 Oh, okay. 00:14:34.000 --> 00:14:34.720 All right, well, it's a good one. 00:14:34.879 --> 00:14:40.559 I mean, how I knew this was the house is that there was all the scooters parked outside. 00:14:41.279 --> 00:14:44.639 I go, this must be the lineup in Tom's driveway. 00:14:44.799 --> 00:14:44.960 Yeah. 00:14:45.279 --> 00:14:45.679 The buddy. 00:14:46.000 --> 00:14:48.000 Wait, we'll bring it to you a younger demographic. 00:14:48.559 --> 00:14:50.080 Come out and play. 00:14:50.960 --> 00:14:52.879 That's like that's like six years younger. 00:14:54.879 --> 00:14:57.039 Warriors, come out and play. 00:14:57.360 --> 00:15:04.159 So I just thought it was funny that somebody's selling it, that somebody has beat me to the punch and they're selling a motorcycle in front of my place before me. 00:15:04.399 --> 00:15:07.200 Well, and especially when you want to be stealth, there are no motorcycles here. 00:15:07.360 --> 00:15:12.320 That's the idea, is I want my place to look like there's no motorcycles in here. 00:15:12.559 --> 00:15:16.799 I don't need the place I'm paying money for to look like expensive, cool shit inside. 00:15:17.039 --> 00:15:22.960 You seriously seriously should put a sign like Phil's Phil's um new white paper reams. 00:15:23.600 --> 00:15:25.600 We have a light box in front of the property. 00:15:25.679 --> 00:15:26.720 We can put whatever we want in there. 00:15:27.120 --> 00:15:29.919 It's it's gonna be Phil's cover up coming soon. 00:15:30.159 --> 00:15:30.960 Coming soon. 00:15:31.519 --> 00:15:32.320 Repent. 00:15:32.799 --> 00:15:35.360 Phil's Mortuary Services is real. 00:15:35.919 --> 00:15:39.679 Oh no, Phil's Mortuary Services you kill them, we grill them. 00:15:41.039 --> 00:15:42.799 I think they have this real sign has to go on. 00:15:44.320 --> 00:15:45.120 Used body parts. 00:15:45.279 --> 00:15:47.519 I'm sorry, you just taused my brain to think of this. 00:15:47.679 --> 00:15:50.399 So I have you ever heard of liquid cremation? 00:15:50.480 --> 00:15:50.799 Yeah. 00:15:51.120 --> 00:15:54.960 Well, they have a video, so YouTube apparently, or I'm sorry, Facebook just shows you anything now. 00:15:55.039 --> 00:15:58.639 No, they're and so I'm just going down and it was like it goes liquid cremation. 00:15:58.720 --> 00:15:59.759 I'm like, I've never seen that. 00:15:59.840 --> 00:16:01.360 Like, what's the machine look like? 00:16:01.440 --> 00:16:05.279 Then they have a camera in it, and there's like bones and shit, and then water floating around. 00:16:05.360 --> 00:16:06.480 I'm like, I didn't need to see that. 00:16:06.879 --> 00:16:08.960 It's a parts washer, they just power wash you. 00:16:09.039 --> 00:16:09.919 It's a parts washer. 00:16:10.879 --> 00:16:15.679 No, I know my friend has the one that you know you put all your motorcycle parts in, yeah. 00:16:15.840 --> 00:16:26.399 And it's basically a big dishwasher at extreme heat, and it just washes all your parts, and it has one ingredient, and that's water, maybe a drop or two of cymbalgreen. 00:16:26.639 --> 00:16:29.200 This seemed like it had some other ingredients in it. 00:16:29.440 --> 00:16:31.919 Well, the idea is like when you're done, you just got bones. 00:16:32.080 --> 00:16:32.639 Yeah, yeah. 00:16:32.879 --> 00:16:37.440 But I didn't need like I would if they would have showed me the machine, yeah, I'd be cool. 00:16:37.600 --> 00:16:38.240 Yes, you would. 00:16:38.399 --> 00:16:42.720 I'd like a mechanically separated separation uh cremation, please. 00:16:42.960 --> 00:16:44.720 Oh, we're gonna turn you into uh chicken nuggets.

00:16:45.039 --> 00:16:47.919 I was gonna say he's already McElfresh. 00:16:48.000 --> 00:16:48.799 He can be McNuckett. 00:16:49.840 --> 00:16:54.080 Can I get a two-liter of can I get some Macle fresh nuts? 00:16:54.720 --> 00:16:57.519 Well, the funny thing is Soylent John spicy. 00:16:57.679 --> 00:16:58.639 Yeah, soylent John. 00:16:59.519 --> 00:17:08.880 The weird thing is everything that comes out of the liquid, the liquid cremation, oh no, everything that comes out goes right down the drain. 00:17:09.039 --> 00:17:10.319 No, yes, 100%. 00:17:10.799 --> 00:17:13.759 So when you're in Lake Erie, you're swimming in people, ask John. 00:17:14.079 --> 00:17:14.960 Well Lake Erie. 00:17:15.519 --> 00:17:18.720 It would go to the wastewater treatment plant, hopefully, first. 00:17:19.039 --> 00:17:19.599 Yep, it does. 00:17:20.079 --> 00:17:22.000 Have you ever seen like an eyeball float by or anything? 00:17:22.160 --> 00:17:23.759 I've seen all kinds of things float by. 00:17:26.000 --> 00:17:27.920 Some living, mostly dead. 00:17:30.720 --> 00:17:31.759 Oh man. 00:17:32.960 --> 00:17:35.920 Oh, the great Ohio Fat Berg. 00:17:36.480 --> 00:17:36.799 Yeah. 00:17:37.039 --> 00:17:41.680 Yeah, we'd probably end up with extra grease balls in the in the in the plant, depending on who was consumed. 00:17:41.920 --> 00:17:43.440 Phil's coffee and condoms. 00:17:43.519 --> 00:17:44.960 We got you covered coming and going. 00:17:45.119 --> 00:17:45.680 That's it. 00:17:46.160 --> 00:17:46.720 Yes. 00:17:46.960 --> 00:17:52.559 I mean, I'm looking for ideas for the least break-inable, the least desirable. 00:17:52.799 --> 00:17:54.640 We don't want what's in that building. 00:17:54.880 --> 00:17:55.279 You know? 00:17:55.519 --> 00:17:57.440 And that was from a listener, Dwayne Coffer. 00:17:57.680 --> 00:17:58.319 Dwayne Coffer. 00:17:58.799 --> 00:17:59.680 Dwayne Spelfer. 00:17:59.920 --> 00:18:00.400 I can't read it. 00:18:00.640 --> 00:18:04.960 Pitbull rescue and um biological warfare. 00:18:05.039 --> 00:18:06.400 Uh yeah, I yeah. 00:18:06.640 --> 00:18:07.920 That's that's what I'm thinking. 00:18:08.160 --> 00:18:08.559 Absolutely. 00:18:09.359 --> 00:18:09.759 You know what? 00:18:09.839 --> 00:18:11.839 We should just put that broccoli that I have this evening. 00:18:12.160 --> 00:18:12.240 Yeah. 00:18:12.400 --> 00:18:13.119 I put up this evening. 00:18:13.200 --> 00:18:13.920 We just put that up front. 00:18:14.480 --> 00:18:17.519 Used, used senior living essentials. 00:18:18.400 --> 00:18:21.039 Secondhand senior living essentials. 00:18:21.599 --> 00:18:22.160 Don't you need it? 00:18:22.400 --> 00:18:23.039 It depends. 00:18:23.680 --> 00:18:24.400 Diaper washing. 00:18:24.559 --> 00:18:25.519 Yeah, diaper washing. 00:18:25.680 --> 00:18:26.079 Right, right. 00:18:26.319 --> 00:18:28.000 Yeah, that's that's what it should be. 00:18:28.160 --> 00:18:32.400 That's you know, that's gonna be our low, our low profile flying under the radar

thing. 00:18:34.079 --> 00:18:43.920 If you had a number, like you'd probably get so many phone calls for diaper because there's like a lot of people into the my niece is ready to have a kid and she wants to do the, you know, you turn the diapers in, they wash them and bring them back. 00:18:44.000 --> 00:18:46.160 I'm like, oh Phil's Jazzer size from that. 00:18:48.720 --> 00:18:49.599 Here's your spoon. 00:18:49.839 --> 00:19:06.000 I grew up in a household where we did have foster kids, and that my mom was very much an advocate of cloth diapers, and that we, you know, we had the hot we had the super hot water washing machine, and we would burn through 75 or 80 diapers a week. 00:19:06.160 --> 00:19:07.200 Just kind of how it goes. 00:19:07.440 --> 00:19:11.119 Do you have to like spoon them out first before you know, like get some of the solids guys? 00:19:11.359 --> 00:19:11.920 Yes, you do. 00:19:12.079 --> 00:19:13.279 That is 100% accurate. 00:19:13.599 --> 00:19:14.480 Do you remember babies? 00:19:14.559 --> 00:19:16.000 There's not a lot of solids guys. 00:19:17.279 --> 00:19:18.240 It all depends. 00:19:18.480 --> 00:19:19.519 It all depends. 00:19:20.160 --> 00:19:21.119 Oh man. 00:19:21.440 --> 00:19:30.000 So that's gonna be that's gonna be the interesting thing because the city hasn't come visiting yet, because it's a commercial property, but it's gonna be a commercial property. 00:19:30.079 --> 00:19:32.880 This entire job description is gonna be a garage. 00:19:33.039 --> 00:19:33.680 Like literally. 00:19:34.000 --> 00:19:34.960 Sit there and look pretty. 00:19:35.200 --> 00:19:38.160 It's going to be something other than my home garage. 00:19:38.559 --> 00:19:41.920 It's you know, as they said, it's where I put my shit. 00:19:42.160 --> 00:19:44.000 Is this big enough to get rid of the other warehouse? 00:19:44.160 --> 00:19:44.960 Yeah, that's the whole idea. 00:19:45.119 --> 00:19:46.799 Yeah, I mean, I would think that's the whole plan. 00:19:47.039 --> 00:19:54.000 So, you know, we're we're in phase one now of getting to the world's weirdest motorcycle auction. 00:19:54.240 --> 00:19:56.160 I did talk to East Side Bob at Mid-Ohio. 00:19:56.319 --> 00:19:59.200 I'm like, Phil's gonna be liquidating a warehouse. 00:19:59.359 --> 00:19:59.440 Yeah. 00:19:59.680 --> 00:20:06.240 If you wanted to get in touch with him and do a preview and just see if you could come snipe stuff before he even starts, because he's a good guy. 00:20:06.799 --> 00:20:07.440 He's a good guy. 00:20:07.519 --> 00:20:07.680 Yeah. 00:20:07.920 --> 00:20:11.039 But he's like, I'd be interested, but I really got a lot of shit. 00:20:11.599 --> 00:20:11.839 He does. 00:20:12.240 --> 00:20:13.039 He's got a lot of shit. 00:20:13.519 --> 00:20:18.480 I mean, his place has like 18 of those chicken coops. 00:20:19.759 --> 00:20:20.799 Like, have you been to his spot? 00:20:21.039 --> 00:20:21.440 No, sir. 00:20:22.000 --> 00:20:29.119 They have concrete commercial chicken coops that are nine feet tall, whatever. 00:20:29.440 --> 00:20:30.640 And he's got a bunch of them. 00:20:31.039 --> 00:20:31.839 And they're full. 00:20:32.240 --> 00:20:32.480 Yeah. 00:20:33.200 --> 00:20:36.240 He bought a ridiculous amount of stuff at uh at Skidmark. 00:20:36.880 --> 00:20:40.319 Only paling in comparison to Johnny Vin Johnny's vintage cycle. 00:20:40.400 --> 00:20:40.720 Yeah. 00:20:41.200 --> 00:20:41.920 But wow. 00:20:42.240 --> 00:20:44.720 I was surprised at what he was interested in buying. 00:20:44.960 --> 00:20:46.000 It's a disease, man. 00:20:46.160 --> 00:20:51.920 But I mean, when you look at it, you can buy a whole pack of head gaskets, comedic head gaskets for ten dollars. 00:20:52.240 --> 00:20:53.519 Yeah, throw it on the pile. 00:20:53.920 --> 00:20:54.880 I mean, that's what it is. 00:20:55.039 --> 00:20:59.599 All this the stuff that looks like junk, if you have the time to sort through it, somebody's looking for it. 00:20:59.920 --> 00:21:00.720 Oh, guaranteed. 00:21:00.960 --> 00:21:05.039 I mean, it's a long eBay game of putting out all that stuff on eBay. 00:21:05.279 --> 00:21:06.160 And that's the idea. 00:21:06.319 --> 00:21:16.720 That's really what the that's the the whole thrust of the entire thing is we're gonna try to make a run at it, use eBay and Craigslist to get to squeeze whatever money we can out of it. 00:21:16.880 --> 00:21:18.799 But not because I don't want to move it ever again. 00:21:19.039 --> 00:21:27.680 You could literally, you could literally get a ready-to-go Wick store where you could go in and they have it set up where you could throw one picture in a description, you could detach your square, do it. 00:21:27.920 --> 00:21:31.359 Because you don't want to pay PayPal for all or uh eBay for all those fucking fees. 00:21:31.519 --> 00:21:31.680 Okay. 00:21:31.839 --> 00:21:33.599 But I'm sure those guys have websites like that. 00:21:33.759 --> 00:21:34.960 You can make a lot of money doing that. 00:21:35.039 --> 00:21:40.160 But it again, if that's all you want to do is list shit on fucking even your own website all day, every day. 00:21:40.720 --> 00:21:42.480 I had yeah, I don't see. 00:21:42.880 --> 00:21:44.480 I'm just looking for maximum coverage. 00:21:44.640 --> 00:21:45.039 Yeah, yeah. 00:21:45.200 --> 00:21:54.000 The point is I want as many eyeballs as humanly possible on every horrible thing I'm selling because there somewhere there's a guy. 00:21:54.319 --> 00:21:59.440 Somewhere there's a guy who needs not one, not two, but three Kimco Grand Vista two fiftys. 00:22:00.160 --> 00:22:04.400 What I'm saying is that when you're when you're looking at all this stuff, wasn't there a day when that was a good idea? 00:22:04.559 --> 00:22:06.559 And it was a great fucking day when you got it. 00:22:06.799 --> 00:22:08.400 I'm done with that brain now. 00:22:10.480 --> 00:22:14.000 Every seven years, every cell in your fucking body changes. 00:22:14.240

--> 00:22:14.480 Yeah. 00:22:14.880 --> 00:22:16.400 And I don't have those cells anymore. 00:22:16.640 --> 00:22:16.960 Gotcha. 00:22:17.200 --> 00:22:18.000 Yeah, that's it. 00:22:18.480 --> 00:22:18.880 Yeah. 00:22:20.240 --> 00:22:22.559 I used to be deathly allergic to avocados. 00:22:23.200 --> 00:22:24.799 Not gonna eat them like a fiend now. 00:22:25.279 --> 00:22:25.519 Right? 00:22:25.920 --> 00:22:26.480 We change. 00:22:26.640 --> 00:22:27.759 Like our bodies change. 00:22:27.839 --> 00:22:29.759 Everything about us changes, and the brain changes too. 00:22:30.000 --> 00:22:30.960 I hope I change. 00:22:31.359 --> 00:22:32.079 For the better. 00:22:33.680 --> 00:22:35.119 I'm like, uh seven years. 00:22:35.200 --> 00:22:36.319 Okay, maybe in seven years. 00:22:37.599 --> 00:22:39.759 So interesting thing to talk about in the podcast, real quick. 00:22:39.839 --> 00:22:47.759 Um, Waze, you know, if you're out there in the world, you're either using Google Maps or you're using Apple Maps, good luck, or you're using Waze. 00:22:48.079 --> 00:23:00.720 Um, and Waze now has they've been testing in several markets, markets where people ride motorcycles for a living, they have been testing motorcycle-specific directions. 00:23:01.039 --> 00:23:15.200 And I think this is a really good freaking idea because I'm gonna tell you, hand to God, I've been on some roads that Waze has put me on where I was like, nobody ever should have called this a road, right? 00:23:15.759 --> 00:23:20.720 Or they're talking about roads that have particularly dangerous industrial traffic. 00:23:20.960 --> 00:23:31.200 So, like if you're in the flats outside of a place where nothing but 18 wheelers come and go, you might not want to take your Harley Davidson or your Honda Goldwing down that particular road. 00:23:31.440 --> 00:23:33.680 So, Tenookie-Son! 00:23:34.160 --> 00:23:35.440 Oh, Tenookisan. 00:23:37.279 --> 00:23:40.799 So kind of interesting that Waze would lean into the motorcycle thing. 00:23:40.880 --> 00:23:42.640 I'm really excited about this. 00:23:42.880 --> 00:23:44.960 Um I think it's smart. 00:23:45.119 --> 00:23:52.000 I think that they're also going after I mean, Google has like you can go planes, trains, automobile, I can press a button for bicycle. 00:23:52.240 --> 00:23:53.119 Just add motorcycle. 00:23:53.359 --> 00:23:53.680 Right. 00:23:53.920 --> 00:24:07.519 If Google is so easy with taking the bicycle route, which will, and I've done it, bicycle route will put you through parks, bicycle route will put you through trails that run along the the river, they'll trails that run along the you know, the towpath. 00:24:07.680 --> 00:24:13.279 They'll do some cool stuff, but they're not real good about understanding the motorcycle thing. 00:24:13.440 --> 00:24:21.359 Well, in Argentina, Brazil, Colombia, Malaysia, Mexico, Peru, and the Philippines, they're doing it motorcycle specific. 00:24:21.839 --> 00:24:32.400 And as a person who's recently

ridden in Guadalajara, Mexico, I can tell you a lot of the roads that I was on were very not friendly motorcycle roads, just based on the industrial traffic alone. 00:24:32.880 --> 00:24:36.160 You know, you wouldn't want to have a motorcycle on those particular roads. 00:24:36.799 --> 00:24:37.200 But you did. 00:24:37.599 --> 00:24:38.720 Oh, fuck it, I did. 00:24:38.880 --> 00:24:39.680 You had a sidecar. 00:24:39.920 --> 00:24:41.200 It was dumb, right? 00:24:41.440 --> 00:24:45.759 Again, the adventure is surviving, right? 00:24:46.000 --> 00:24:50.000 When you survive and you're done and you made it, then you're all like, this is the greatest thing ever. 00:24:50.480 --> 00:24:58.079 But in the process, there was any point at about 17 occasions when it could have gone absolute shit-shaped and it would have changed my whole trip. 00:24:58.480 --> 00:25:02.559 Because then it would have been like, hey, let me tell you about the hospital food in Guadalajara. 00:25:03.039 --> 00:25:06.559 And that would not have been a good day, as we say, the shop. 00:25:06.799 --> 00:25:08.079 Not would have been a good day at all. 00:25:08.319 --> 00:25:09.279 So that's kind of fun. 00:25:09.519 --> 00:25:30.559 I also love the fact that they talk about like they also do a less chatty version, which one of my complete bitches about Waze is they're like, in 450 feet, turn right after the blue sign, the second right in the intersection, onto you know, Boyhoffer Street, and you'll go then another. 00:25:30.640 --> 00:25:33.440 And I'm like, no, just fucking tell me turn right in 450 feet. 00:25:33.519 --> 00:25:38.240 Well, turn right now, and they gotta make it so that it doesn't suck the battery out of your phone in a five seconds. 00:25:38.400 --> 00:25:45.680 Yeah, yeah, I used to run ways all the time, but like as my phone got shittier, which now Middle Ohio cured that because my phone, yeah. 00:25:45.839 --> 00:25:52.799 But up until that point, when you run Waze and your phone kind of sucks, dude, it's like it goes from like 100% to like 20%, like two years ago. 00:25:52.880 --> 00:25:53.680 And your phone gets hot. 00:25:53.759 --> 00:25:55.200 Oh yeah, it burns hot. 00:25:55.839 --> 00:26:02.960 You know what I need is like a uh a talk bitch button, like because like I don't hear it, or I'm like, right, when do I have to turn? 00:26:03.039 --> 00:26:11.759 I just want to hit like a little you need to turn in 500 in a one mile and you know, like like I want to be able to prompt it to like oh yeah, what are what are the current directions? 00:26:11.839 --> 00:26:12.799 But I don't think it has that. 00:26:12.880 --> 00:26:16.400 I mean, I don't just a single button on there that you're like update. 00:26:16.960 --> 00:26:19.200 Current direct give it give that you know, speak. 00:26:19.440 --> 00:26:20.799 Speak, please speak. 00:26:21.759 --> 00:26:23.839 I think say what again, motherfucker. 00:26:24.000 --> 00:26:30.480 Yeah, I think the benefit of the motorcycle ways app would be like for beginner riders like me. 00:26:30.640 --> 00:26:34.400 We could see like the different easier routes, you know. 00:26:34.720 --> 00:26:39.519 Like they just redone my road next to me, and it's awesome now. 00:26:39.680 --> 00:26:44.960 But it used to be the worst road you could ever go down, and I would avoid it at all possible. 00:26:45.200 --> 00:26:48.480 But now it's like awesome for motorcycles like me. 00:26:48.559 --> 00:26:49.599 Like I just bought a scooter. 00:26:49.759 --> 00:26:51.039 And you can prioritize that. 00:26:51.359 --> 00:26:52.240 You just bought a scooter. 00:26:52.640 --> 00:26:53.359 Oh, yeah, she did. 00:26:53.599 --> 00:26:55.119 What kind of scooter did you just buy? 00:26:55.440 --> 00:26:58.799 Well, but before when she when you buy a scooter, what do you need for the scooter? 00:26:59.039 --> 00:27:05.599 Well, so not you know, first things last, a matter of like, I think it was fucking hours ago. 00:27:06.000 --> 00:27:18.960 She's working at the shop, hadn't written anything two wheels with a motor yet, and it's one of those painfully awkward situations where you're like, Well, you're working here, you're surrounded by all this delicious dessert, and you're not eating it? 00:27:19.519 --> 00:27:21.680 Come on, man, eat some profits, right? 00:27:21.920 --> 00:27:24.240 And uh, you know, help yourself. 00:27:24.799 --> 00:27:28.640 And so she's been working for a long time, she's been apprenticing for a long time. 00:27:28.960 --> 00:27:31.279 You put in the work, she's put in the work, yeah. 00:27:31.599 --> 00:27:34.000 And so we we which was the first one you rode? 00:27:34.640 --> 00:27:36.480 I rode the Vino 50. 00:27:36.799 --> 00:27:39.440 The Vino, the Vino 50, powered by Minarelli. 00:27:40.079 --> 00:27:42.559 And so she went out on the Vino 50, right? 00:27:42.720 --> 00:27:44.240 And I didn't give her any training. 00:27:44.559 --> 00:27:46.240 I just said He told me nothing. 00:27:46.559 --> 00:27:47.279 Follow me. 00:27:47.519 --> 00:27:49.599 He told me we're gonna go on the sidewalk. 00:27:49.759 --> 00:27:50.000 Nothing. 00:27:50.160 --> 00:27:50.480 Follow me. 00:27:50.640 --> 00:27:53.279 I said, I'm going on the sidewalk, stay behind me. 00:27:53.680 --> 00:27:54.400 That was it. 00:27:54.799 --> 00:27:56.160 Good luck, right? 00:27:56.480 --> 00:27:59.920 This is that whole throw your kid in the pool, they'll learn how to swim. 00:28:00.240 --> 00:28:05.839 Well, I mean, at this point, she knows how it operates, she knows how to start it up, she knows how to run it, she knows how to fix it halfway. 00:28:05.920 --> 00:28:07.759 Yeah, she knows what the front brake and the rear brake. 00:28:07.839 --> 00:28:09.440 I mean, I think you know most of it, right? 00:28:09.680 --> 00:28:12.720 She's been struggle fucking carburetors to life for the past six months. 00:28:12.799 --> 00:28:16.079 Yeah, I mean, you know them from the inside out, so it's just

okay. 00:28:16.319 --> 00:28:17.119 Well, you know. 00:28:17.440 --> 00:28:21.039 Yeah, but being on it is different than working on it. 00:28:22.319 --> 00:28:28.480 Do I always ask people where they're learning to ride by uh motorcycles, how much bicycle riding have you done lately? 00:28:28.720 --> 00:28:29.359 Oh, none. 00:28:29.519 --> 00:28:29.839 Yes. 00:28:30.799 --> 00:28:38.640 That's like if I was gonna have a motorcycle camp, first thing would be like jump on that bicycle, ride it around the parking lot, do some figure eights. 00:28:38.799 --> 00:28:39.680 Like, you know what I mean? 00:28:39.759 --> 00:28:40.559 Start with a bicycle. 00:28:40.799 --> 00:28:42.079 Same thing I tell all my customers. 00:28:42.160 --> 00:28:51.759 If it's been 20 years since you've ridden a bicycle, go borrow your neighbor's bicycle, and you know, have them borrow you a bicycle for an hour and a half, and then you'll be like, okay, you'll be ready for an automatic. 00:28:51.920 --> 00:28:55.440 Well, I didn't ask her, I just figured she's a young person, she probably rides bicycles every day. 00:28:55.920 --> 00:28:56.240 No. 00:28:56.480 --> 00:28:56.799 No. 00:28:59.440 --> 00:29:00.799 But I didn't tell him that. 00:29:00.880 --> 00:29:01.599 So yeah. 00:29:01.920 --> 00:29:03.440 You gotta hold your cards, you know what I'm saying? 00:29:03.599 --> 00:29:04.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:29:04.480 --> 00:29:04.960 I got this. 00:29:05.039 --> 00:29:05.519 I got this. 00:29:05.599 --> 00:29:05.920 I'm good. 00:29:06.000 --> 00:29:06.799 Don't worry about me. 00:29:07.440 --> 00:29:12.160 So before she hit 30, uh, before she hit 15, what'd you hit? 00:29:13.039 --> 00:29:14.160 I hit a bus stop. 00:29:14.960 --> 00:29:15.440 Nice. 00:29:15.680 --> 00:29:17.599 You know that bus stop that's right by a shop? 00:29:17.759 --> 00:29:18.079 Right there. 00:29:18.319 --> 00:29:18.720 Right in front. 00:29:19.039 --> 00:29:20.000 That's how far you made it. 00:29:20.160 --> 00:29:20.880 15 feet. 00:29:21.119 --> 00:29:21.759 Not even. 00:29:24.559 --> 00:29:25.440 Well, you know what? 00:29:25.759 --> 00:29:28.559 I had a huge, huge bruise on my arm. 00:29:28.960 --> 00:29:29.759 She's not lying. 00:29:29.920 --> 00:29:31.599 It was like black. 00:29:32.079 --> 00:29:33.680 I can name purple. 00:29:33.920 --> 00:29:38.000 I can name almost everybody I know, even myself. 00:29:38.160 --> 00:29:43.519 My first ride on a motorcycle, jumped on my brother's dirt bike, popped the clutch. 00:29:43.599 --> 00:29:44.319 I didn't stall it. 00:29:44.400 --> 00:29:52.799 I was so excited that I didn't stall it, and then I gave it the gas, and then I freaked out because I choked up on the throttle and I slammed it right into the side of the garage. 00:29:53.279 --> 00:29:54.880 And he never let me ride it again. 00:29:55.039 --> 00:29:57.200 Oh, uh similar story here. 00:29:57.359 --> 00:29:57.759 First ride. 00:29:58.079 --> 00:30:07.039 I almost bought a Toyota camera because the Allstate I was on dropped into first gear and I was on the throttle, and I walked it on the rear tire trying to rein it in. 00:30:07.200 --> 00:30:07.519 Really? 00:30:07.680 --> 00:30:10.960 And before I smashed it in the back of the car, I dumped it into the bushes. 00:30:11.200 --> 00:30:12.000 Oh my god. 00:30:12.319 --> 00:30:13.599 And that was me going. 00:30:14.000 --> 00:30:16.880 Yeah, 12 o'clock on an Allstate with eight-inch wheels. 00:30:17.200 --> 00:30:18.079 Kevin's son said. 00:30:18.400 --> 00:30:23.839 Kevin Nixon, if you're out there listening tonight, I don't know if you are, but he rode my CX500. 00:30:23.920 --> 00:30:27.279 He did the shortest best wheelie I've ever seen. 00:30:27.440 --> 00:30:38.559 It was a 10-foot ride with a 12 o'clock wheelie that ended up in sort of bouncing off of my uh my deck, my deck railing or something in my backyard. 00:30:38.640 --> 00:30:41.279 Like, just here, wrap it up, just see if you can pop the clutch out. 00:30:41.359 --> 00:30:42.640 Just like and just go for it. 00:30:43.680 --> 00:30:46.240 And it was, I was like, man, that was that happened fast. 00:30:46.400 --> 00:30:47.680 Dan, what was your first? 00:30:48.000 --> 00:30:50.000 Mine was a 55 Lambretta. 00:30:50.160 --> 00:30:52.799 I crashed into the back wall of my buddy's garage. 00:30:53.119 --> 00:30:53.920 Oh my god. 00:30:54.160 --> 00:30:55.279 Which you now have, right? 00:30:55.440 --> 00:30:57.039 Which I know I now own that bike. 00:30:57.200 --> 00:30:58.240 The same exact bike. 00:30:58.480 --> 00:30:59.279 Same exact bike. 00:30:59.440 --> 00:31:00.960 Well, wow, that came full fucking soon. 00:31:01.119 --> 00:31:02.480 That did come full fucking soon. 00:31:02.880 --> 00:31:03.119 Yeah. 00:31:03.440 --> 00:31:04.960 Still has a dent in the fender. 00:31:05.119 --> 00:31:09.359 I love I love the way, I love the way that took 70 years to come around. 00:31:09.599 --> 00:31:09.920 Right? 00:31:10.160 --> 00:31:12.160 You're like, hey, foreshadowing. 00:31:12.319 --> 00:31:14.400 In 70 years, this is gonna be awesome. 00:31:14.640 --> 00:31:15.119 Yeah. 00:31:15.359 --> 00:31:15.920 Wow. 00:31:16.079 --> 00:31:17.599 Oh that's fantastic. 00:31:17.839 --> 00:31:19.519 Yeah, that I mean it was pretty good. 00:31:19.599 --> 00:31:23.920 Um, the funny thing was there was a lightly homeless guy in the bus stop at the time. 00:31:24.720 --> 00:31:25.680 Was it the pooper? 00:31:26.000 --> 00:31:27.359 No, it wasn't the Phantom Pooper. 00:31:27.680 --> 00:31:33.200 It can't be a Phantom, we've seen him do it, but it was just another fella that I didn't recognize as being one of our regulars. 00:31:33.359 --> 00:31:36.400 And he was kind of like looking at something, you know, whatever. 00:31:36.480 --> 00:31:38.960 He wasn't paying attention to the incoming Vino. 00:31:39.519 --> 00:31:40.640 Sarah Pay. 00:31:41.119 --> 00:31:43.039 When she hit that fucking thing, I heard it. 00:31:43.119 --> 00:31:46.160 I

was 30 feet away from her, and it made a loud noise. 00:31:46.240 --> 00:31:51.359 And this dude, his entire body went erect. 00:31:51.759 --> 00:31:59.359 Like he had an involuntary nerve response where he just was like, ah, you know, and words didn't work right anymore. 00:31:59.519 --> 00:32:06.240 And he was like, ah! And and I was like, I looked back and I heard the noise, and I looked at her, and she was still upright. 00:32:06.480 --> 00:32:07.759 And I was like, You're okay? 00:32:08.000 --> 00:32:11.519 And she was like, she was like, stop looking at me. 00:32:12.160 --> 00:32:12.799 Stop looking at me. 00:32:13.359 --> 00:32:14.000 Don't look at me. 00:32:14.880 --> 00:32:15.759 Continue mission. 00:32:15.839 --> 00:32:16.559 I got this. 00:32:16.720 --> 00:32:18.079 And yeah, that's Sarah's way. 00:32:18.160 --> 00:32:22.079 Sarah's way is like, like, I'm gonna fuck up. 00:32:22.240 --> 00:32:23.839 Don't don't tell me you saw it. 00:32:24.799 --> 00:32:26.319 Our buddy Alex in Australia. 00:32:26.480 --> 00:32:28.559 My first crash, I hit a kangaroo on the tail. 00:32:30.480 --> 00:32:32.000 Now wait a second. 00:32:32.400 --> 00:32:33.920 Hold the fuck on for a second. 00:32:36.240 --> 00:32:37.759 What the fuck, man? 00:32:38.079 --> 00:32:39.759 Okay, one doing fine, sir. 00:32:40.160 --> 00:32:43.920 Kangaroos, if I remember correctly, kangaroos have big ears. 00:32:45.039 --> 00:32:46.880 And KX80s are not quiet. 00:32:47.039 --> 00:32:47.279 No. 00:32:47.440 --> 00:32:49.759 So how do you sneak up on a kangaroo? 00:32:50.160 --> 00:32:50.880 Must have been really fair. 00:32:51.119 --> 00:32:53.279 I think the kangaroo squared up on him. 00:32:55.440 --> 00:32:57.039 The kangaroo stood its ground. 00:32:58.079 --> 00:33:00.799 The kangaroo looked at him and said, I can take him, mate. 00:33:00.960 --> 00:33:02.480 Well, Ryan F. 00:33:02.640 --> 00:33:04.000 Knight told us they're wiry. 00:33:04.160 --> 00:33:05.039 Yeah, they are wiry. 00:33:05.119 --> 00:33:05.200 Yeah. 00:33:06.079 --> 00:33:07.039 You ever seen a kangaroo? 00:33:07.119 --> 00:33:08.240 They're like, I don't know. 00:33:08.400 --> 00:33:09.599 I will tell you again and again. 00:33:10.319 --> 00:33:11.519 Kangaroo are jacked. 00:33:11.599 --> 00:33:15.279 And the other thing is, like, the the Sydney zoo, right? 00:33:15.440 --> 00:33:24.160 The Sydney Zoo has signs by the kangaroo and the alligator enclosures that are just those, you know, those the shape of like a warning sign. 00:33:24.400 --> 00:33:24.960 A skeleton. 00:33:25.119 --> 00:33:28.240 You know, and the warning sign says the fall won't kill you. 00:33:29.119 --> 00:33:30.319 And like it's legit. 00:33:30.400 --> 00:33:37.599 And like on the tiger cage or the the the like the cheetah cage, it says, I can spray pee 20 feet. 00:33:37.920 --> 00:33:40.640 And if you can read this sign, you're too close. 00:33:41.119 --> 00:33:41.440 Right? 00:33:41.759 --> 00:33:47.599 And the Australians have a very

laissez-faire attitude about like, well, I went to the zoo and got my face beaten, you know, bit off. 00:33:47.759 --> 00:33:50.720 They're like, well, there was a sign, or just you should know better. 00:33:50.799 --> 00:33:51.519 You're at the fucking zoo. 00:33:51.680 --> 00:33:52.720 The tiger was a real cunt. 00:33:53.119 --> 00:33:53.599 Exactly. 00:33:53.680 --> 00:33:54.000 Right. 00:33:54.240 --> 00:33:57.440 Dude, those kangaroos always make me think like they're outside of a club. 00:33:57.519 --> 00:33:58.240 Like, yes. 00:33:59.119 --> 00:34:00.640 Like neck of the queue. 00:34:02.319 --> 00:34:03.519 Yeah, the bouncer. 00:34:03.680 --> 00:34:05.279 Yeah, they're doing the skibbity dance. 00:34:05.519 --> 00:34:05.920 Yeah. 00:34:07.039 --> 00:34:08.960 Yeah, they're definitely doing the skibbity dance. 00:34:09.119 --> 00:34:10.320 That's kind of how they stand up, actually. 00:34:10.400 --> 00:34:10.480 Yeah. 00:34:10.719 --> 00:34:13.280 The kangaroo is uniquely built for the skibbity. 00:34:14.079 --> 00:34:14.480 Yeah. 00:34:14.719 --> 00:34:16.159 Somebody call a little big right now. 00:34:16.239 --> 00:34:18.320 We're missing an opportunity in Australia. 00:34:18.559 --> 00:34:19.039 Yep. 00:34:19.280 --> 00:34:22.480 These Russians need to get to Australia immediately in Skibity Kangaroo. 00:34:22.719 --> 00:34:24.960 Oh, I could just see the concert out in the bush. 00:34:25.199 --> 00:34:25.599 On the bush. 00:34:25.840 --> 00:34:26.639 Right, exactly. 00:34:28.960 --> 00:34:29.760 I love it. 00:34:29.920 --> 00:34:30.639 Oh, that's great. 00:34:30.880 --> 00:34:32.960 Chat GPT, can you have the kangaroo? 00:34:35.360 --> 00:34:36.079 Sorry, sleepy dark. 00:34:36.480 --> 00:34:36.800 That's how it works. 00:34:36.960 --> 00:34:37.920 Alexa play. 00:34:38.079 --> 00:34:38.400 Yeah. 00:34:38.639 --> 00:34:39.920 Skibity kangaroo. 00:34:40.159 --> 00:34:41.119 Right, that's it. 00:34:41.679 --> 00:34:42.480 Oh man. 00:34:42.719 --> 00:34:45.440 So she made the loud noise, scared the shit out of the bomb. 00:34:45.519 --> 00:34:46.400 I mean, not bomb, okay. 00:34:46.559 --> 00:34:47.599 Lightly homeless person. 00:34:47.679 --> 00:34:48.880 Um, lightly unhoused person. 00:34:50.079 --> 00:34:50.960 Lightly in house person. 00:34:51.199 --> 00:34:51.599 But he did. 00:34:51.679 --> 00:34:53.119 He got his attention. 00:34:53.280 --> 00:34:57.119 And then she followed me, you know, and she did great. 00:34:57.199 --> 00:34:58.239 You know, she did initially. 00:34:58.320 --> 00:35:03.360 She was like, okay, well, the half pipe was a little weird, but I'm looking at you, but I'm not coming at you anymore. 00:35:03.679 --> 00:35:05.440 I was like, well, you need to look at me harder. 00:35:05.760 --> 00:35:10.000 And then and she was like, I'm looking at you pretty fucking hard, but I'm still going towards that car. 00:35:10.320 --> 00:35:13.199 And then we figured out, I figured out how to sort it out. 00:35:13.519 --> 00:35:18.000 We took her off of that bike after that short adventure, and we put you on the the 125, right? 00:35:18.159 --> 00:35:18.320 Yeah. 00:35:18.480 --> 00:35:20.239 The Yamaha Vino 125. 00:35:20.400 --> 00:35:22.320 And I took her to the cemetery. 00:35:23.119 --> 00:35:24.000 Is that prequel? 00:35:24.239 --> 00:35:27.440 So obviously not willing to spend much bike on this learning scissors. 00:35:27.840 --> 00:35:29.039 She put them both together. 00:35:29.199 --> 00:35:29.440 I did. 00:35:29.760 --> 00:35:30.719 They were all her work. 00:35:30.960 --> 00:35:32.480 I mean, that's bikes she put together. 00:35:32.559 --> 00:35:35.760 So if you're gonna fuck something up, fuck up the thing you put you put together. 00:35:36.000 --> 00:35:39.840 But the fucking cemetery, you're already there. 00:35:40.079 --> 00:35:40.480 Yeah. 00:35:40.719 --> 00:35:42.880 I mean, and you really don't want to crash it. 00:35:43.039 --> 00:35:44.639 You don't want to crash in the cemetery. 00:35:44.800 --> 00:35:46.000 And because it's like stone. 00:35:47.360 --> 00:35:48.639 It's all fucking granite, right? 00:35:48.719 --> 00:35:49.840 It's not dicking around. 00:35:50.079 --> 00:35:54.719 And so we did our cemetery behind the shop, has got all these fun little roads in it. 00:35:55.280 --> 00:35:59.199 And we taught her about inside right-hand turns, outside left-hand turns, and everything else. 00:35:59.360 --> 00:36:16.079 And I think I made her do 75 fucking turns at low speeds and just kind of broke her the habit of like, I need your eyeballs to be where the bike is going to be in three seconds, but I need your brain to stop knowing that there's some shit you can run into closer. 00:36:16.559 --> 00:36:17.360 Target fixation. 00:36:17.599 --> 00:36:19.360 Target fixation was a big deal for her. 00:36:19.440 --> 00:36:20.159 And she nailed it. 00:36:20.559 --> 00:36:21.760 Tom, can I have two cookies? 00:36:21.840 --> 00:36:22.800 One for me, one for Sarah. 00:36:23.039 --> 00:36:23.440 Absolutely. 00:36:23.599 --> 00:36:25.199 And then vintage days happened. 00:36:26.079 --> 00:36:32.800 And then when vintage days happened, I went and got Sarah in, you know, her mom and dad. 00:36:32.880 --> 00:36:35.920 I got them into the event, totally legally, I mind you. 00:36:36.079 --> 00:36:36.320 Yeah. 00:36:36.559 --> 00:36:36.960 Totally. 00:36:37.039 --> 00:36:38.079 Those passes I paid for. 00:36:38.239 --> 00:36:39.440 It was nice of you to pay for them. 00:36:39.679 --> 00:36:44.320 I thought it was very generous since I was getting a camping pass anyway to get them into the thing. 00:36:44.480 --> 00:36:48.719 It was great since they make you buy two camping paces for every tent, right? 00:36:48.960 --> 00:36:51.119 That we had something to do with those passes. 00:36:51.360 --> 00:36:58.000 So we got Sarah and her mom and dad in, and uh it was one of those like welcome to the shit show moments. 00:36:58.559 --> 00:36:58.960 Right? 00:36:59.199

--> 00:37:00.000 Good luck. 00:37:00.159 --> 00:37:01.599 You're in here now. 00:37:02.320 --> 00:37:02.960 Here we go. 00:37:03.199 --> 00:37:03.760 Here's the key. 00:37:03.920 --> 00:37:04.400 One of us. 00:37:04.800 --> 00:37:05.760 I was not prepared. 00:37:06.159 --> 00:37:10.079 And what's funny is when we were in line waiting to get past the hair scrambles. 00:37:10.559 --> 00:37:12.079 How could you be prepared though for Middle High? 00:37:12.159 --> 00:37:13.679 The hair scrambles choked us up. 00:37:14.159 --> 00:37:16.480 So the hair scrambles got us lined up. 00:37:16.639 --> 00:37:23.360 And who's behind her in the mini with one eighth of a tank of gas, but Piper. 00:37:24.000 --> 00:37:27.280 So Piper is directly behind Sarah's family. 00:37:27.599 --> 00:37:35.280 And I thought that was hilarious that I pulled up to stop to be like, oh, hey, we're gonna have to check up for a minute, let the hair scrambles go. 00:37:35.440 --> 00:37:42.800 And so I'm talking to you, and then I hear Piper going, Phil, Phil, and I was like, oh shit. 00:37:42.960 --> 00:37:44.639 Oh, it's all of the young people. 00:37:44.800 --> 00:37:47.039 It's all of Cleveland Moto's young humans. 00:37:47.280 --> 00:37:47.840 It was great. 00:37:48.079 --> 00:37:48.639 Which is two. 00:37:48.960 --> 00:37:52.960 Which is hey, Ivy. 00:37:53.599 --> 00:37:55.119 That's two more than we had two years ago. 00:37:55.519 --> 00:37:55.679 Right. 00:37:55.760 --> 00:37:56.159 There you go. 00:37:56.239 --> 00:37:56.639 That's right. 00:37:56.719 --> 00:37:56.960 Yeah. 00:37:57.199 --> 00:37:58.239 Don't leave out Ivy. 00:37:58.639 --> 00:37:59.119 And Ivy. 00:37:59.440 --> 00:38:03.119 Oh no, we I think we did I'm gonna tell you right now. 00:38:04.559 --> 00:38:10.960 When I came back from the seminar, and uh the women's empowerment seminar, which is what it is, right? 00:38:11.599 --> 00:38:21.199 And I came back from the women's empowerment seminar, and she's got her dad riding bitch on the back of Liza's Penelli TNT 135. 00:38:21.360 --> 00:38:23.119 I was like, my work here is done. 00:38:23.920 --> 00:38:25.519 I can't improve on this. 00:38:26.400 --> 00:38:28.639 It's going fucking perfectly. 00:38:28.960 --> 00:38:33.280 It literally so mid-Ohio is the catalyst. 00:38:33.440 --> 00:38:38.000 Mid Ohio is the place, it's the pool you throw the children in and force them how to swim. 00:38:38.320 --> 00:38:46.800 Well, I mean, we'll get into it later, but yeah, we've had a disciple now arise to glory through through through the Cleveland motor FEMA campaign. 00:38:48.320 --> 00:38:50.880 The FEMA camp system, it's the new farm leagues. 00:38:51.119 --> 00:38:52.559 It is right, it really is. 00:38:52.719 --> 00:38:57.360 You want it, you want your kid to really develop and you want him to really, really get get known? 00:38:57.760 --> 00:38:58.480 FEMA camp. 00:38:58.559 --> 00:38:59.599 Yeah, FEMA camp. 00:38:59.679 --> 00:38:59.920 Why? 00:39:00.079 --> 00:39:01.199 Because everything's allowed. 00:39:01.280 --> 00:39:01.599 Yep. 00:39:01.760 --> 00:39:09.519 Because we encourage adventurous behavior, but with safety and guidance that we've learned from all of our Uncle Liza sets the fires. 00:39:09.760 --> 00:39:10.320 Right, right. 00:39:11.280 --> 00:39:12.480 We need to make this fire bigger. 00:39:12.639 --> 00:39:15.360 Hey, kid, bring Johnny, bring over some more fire. 00:39:15.599 --> 00:39:16.639 There's no safety. 00:39:16.800 --> 00:39:17.679 There was no guidance. 00:39:17.760 --> 00:39:18.639 There was like, just go. 00:39:18.880 --> 00:39:19.360 No, no, that's what I'm saying. 00:39:20.480 --> 00:39:21.440 Put me on Liza's bike. 00:39:22.000 --> 00:39:24.159 I love how Rose put you on Liza's bike. 00:39:24.400 --> 00:39:26.239 Yeah, she goes, it'll be fine. 00:39:26.480 --> 00:39:27.199 It will be fine. 00:39:27.519 --> 00:39:29.519 And let's look at the let's look at the relationship there. 00:39:29.599 --> 00:39:33.760 So Rose basically joined the family that day, or maybe the day before. 00:39:34.000 --> 00:39:34.320 Oh, yeah. 00:39:34.480 --> 00:39:37.920 And she was so confident that she was like, Rose had no idea what she was being thrown into. 00:39:38.079 --> 00:39:38.239 Yeah. 00:39:38.320 --> 00:39:39.760 Just go ahead and take Liza's bike. 00:39:39.840 --> 00:39:40.960 Like it's just that's what happens. 00:39:41.199 --> 00:39:42.719 And she's a teacher, too. 00:39:43.039 --> 00:39:44.559 She's a chemistry professor. 00:39:46.079 --> 00:39:47.679 I would say that we had one of the most peaceful. 00:39:48.079 --> 00:39:49.840 Rose is super smart. 00:39:50.159 --> 00:39:52.480 Do not, do not sleep on Rose. 00:39:52.639 --> 00:39:56.639 I had more fun talking to Rose about obscure fun shit. 00:39:56.800 --> 00:39:57.599 Rose is on. 00:39:58.559 --> 00:39:59.679 I want to spend a lot more time with her. 00:39:59.840 --> 00:40:02.000 She and Becky clicked immediately, just like, oh hey. 00:40:02.320 --> 00:40:03.119 Crazy smart people. 00:40:03.440 --> 00:40:09.119 Her and Marshall talking, and like all of a sudden they were, I thought they were gonna have a new nuclear fucking something go on. 00:40:09.360 --> 00:40:10.800 No, I couldn't walk in the tent. 00:40:10.880 --> 00:40:11.840 There were too many thought bubbles. 00:40:12.079 --> 00:40:13.280 There's too many PhDs. 00:40:13.679 --> 00:40:14.719 I felt outclassed. 00:40:14.800 --> 00:40:16.000 I was like, I'm just gonna sit over here. 00:40:16.880 --> 00:40:17.679 Fucking scumbag. 00:40:18.000 --> 00:40:18.639 Oh my god. 00:40:18.800 --> 00:40:22.639 Well, I think it was Sunday morning we were checking out, getting ready to roll out of there. 00:40:22.800 --> 00:40:28.800 And Rose is like, you know, Phil, when we got here, I didn't think much of you. 00:40:30.400 --> 00:40:32.400 I think she told me that as well at one point. 00:40:32.480 --> 00:40:34.159 But at the end of the day, I didn't think much of you.

00:40:34.320 --> 00:40:35.920 I didn't hear the second part of the sentence. 00:40:36.159 --> 00:40:37.440 And I was just like, eh. 00:40:38.000 --> 00:40:40.320 Well, that's I was like, well, you know what? 00:40:40.559 --> 00:40:43.840 And she was like, no, no, but I really like you now. 00:40:43.920 --> 00:40:44.960 I think you're really cool. 00:40:45.119 --> 00:40:47.519 And I was like, Oh, so she only knows what Liza told her? 00:40:47.599 --> 00:40:47.920 Right. 00:40:49.360 --> 00:40:50.800 Oh, Liza got her ready. 00:40:50.960 --> 00:40:52.639 Yeah, Liza got her ready for the Phil Watch. 00:40:56.719 --> 00:40:59.280 I mean, Rose was incredibly nice to me. 00:40:59.519 --> 00:41:00.480 She was amazing. 00:41:00.639 --> 00:41:01.519 Yeah, she did great. 00:41:01.679 --> 00:41:05.760 And I can't believe they rode like 14 hours a day. 00:41:06.480 --> 00:41:12.400 The entire adventure, like the fact that Rose joined them on like day three and stuck it out, she didn't have to, but she did. 00:41:12.639 --> 00:41:15.039 Like the entire thing that they pulled off. 00:41:15.280 --> 00:41:18.480 Shocking, great, and don't ever ask me to do it because I'm gonna say no. 00:41:19.119 --> 00:41:20.880 1400 miles or 14,000 miles. 00:41:22.159 --> 00:41:23.360 That is not my idea of a good time. 00:41:23.599 --> 00:41:25.039 I'm young and I wouldn't do it. 00:41:25.199 --> 00:41:25.360 No. 00:41:25.519 --> 00:41:25.840 Uh-oh. 00:41:26.079 --> 00:41:26.320 No. 00:41:26.559 --> 00:41:28.159 Terrible, terrible timeout. 00:41:28.239 --> 00:41:29.199 Not not fun. 00:41:29.519 --> 00:41:31.360 For me, not my idea of a good time. 00:41:31.519 --> 00:41:31.760 Right. 00:41:31.840 --> 00:41:39.039 And you know, present party included, if any of you guys ever ask me to do a trip across America, I'll be in the truck with the air conditioning. 00:41:39.280 --> 00:41:39.920 I'll be with you. 00:41:40.159 --> 00:41:41.920 Driving the trailer with the bikes in it. 00:41:42.239 --> 00:41:42.880 I'll be riding. 00:41:42.960 --> 00:41:43.440 I'm cool. 00:41:43.519 --> 00:41:44.079 You can ride. 00:41:44.159 --> 00:41:44.639 We'll follow it. 00:41:44.880 --> 00:41:45.280 Enjoy yourself. 00:41:45.599 --> 00:41:47.519 Actually, my hips hurt. 00:41:47.920 --> 00:41:48.480 Don't care. 00:41:48.719 --> 00:41:49.360 We're gonna shoot. 00:41:50.159 --> 00:41:52.719 I'm learning how to deal with pain because otherwise you can't do anything. 00:41:52.960 --> 00:41:54.159 We're gonna shoot the burby. 00:41:54.480 --> 00:41:57.760 We're gonna shoot as fast to the hotel and find a tiki bar and we'll be waiting for you. 00:41:57.920 --> 00:41:58.960 That's exactly right. 00:41:59.280 --> 00:42:04.400 We're gonna set a land speed record to the cool hotel with the Lazy River and the Tiki Bar. 00:42:04.639 --> 00:42:06.960 We'll unload the bikes when we get there and ride them over to the tiki bar. 00:42:07.840 --> 00:42:09.199 In fact, let's just fucking sell you right now. 00:42:09.280 --> 00:42:10.079 We'll meet you in Vegas. 00:42:10.320 --> 00:42:12.400 You'll have one job, and then it's the film the coming up. 00:42:12.800 --> 00:42:25.840 Long distance riding is literally holding the throttle like this for three hours, stopping at a gas station where the fucking light goes off, taking a shit, drinking some water, and then getting back on the bike and going, eh. 00:42:26.559 --> 00:42:28.239 Better than Liza, she ended up in the hospital. 00:42:28.480 --> 00:42:29.039 Right, that's true. 00:42:29.599 --> 00:42:32.239 I think you're doing it wrong because I have a lot more fun than that. 00:42:32.480 --> 00:42:33.119 I get it. 00:42:33.280 --> 00:42:39.760 Don't get I mean I'm sure if I wasn't driving an interstate between Birmingham and New Orleans, I would have been like, oh, cool, back roads. 00:42:40.000 --> 00:42:46.800 I think the only way I would want to do it, I'd have to have all the time in the world, I'd have to be retired, I'd have to have plenty of money, and I would want to just do it by myself. 00:42:47.039 --> 00:42:49.199 All of my cross-country travel has been this. 00:42:49.440 --> 00:42:51.840 I have ten days to complete this mission. 00:42:52.079 --> 00:42:59.840 In order to complete this mission in ten days, and Alaska's part of that, I have to drive as fast as this bike will go for the first two to three days. 00:43:00.320 --> 00:43:08.000 Then I'm gonna go to the cool place, and I'll be in the tool cool place for two to three days, and then I have to turn around and drive as fast as this bike will go for two to three days. 00:43:08.239 --> 00:43:11.199 And then there's usually two or three tires involved in that. 00:43:11.840 --> 00:43:12.639 Not great. 00:43:12.960 --> 00:43:16.079 And like they're not real predictable like when they're gonna happen. 00:43:16.320 --> 00:43:38.320 So it does kind of take the fun out of it when you can be like, or I could be in this truck with air conditioning and a cruise control button and listen to music for 14 hours a day, and then set like landing gear come down on the truck, you go into a fun hotel motel with a pool and a great steak restaurant outside, and then you go, okay, we're ready for day two now. 00:43:38.559 --> 00:43:43.599 And then magically you're on the opposite coast of this country where all the fun roads are. 00:43:43.760 --> 00:43:48.159 Well, and then you take the bike out of the back of your truck that does the fun roads really well. 00:43:48.480 --> 00:43:53.360 Because the bike that does the fun roads really well is not the same bike that does going across America really well. 00:43:53.840 --> 00:43:55.599 My F nine hundred XR does both. 00:43:55.760 --> 00:43:57.920 I could go across and do some fucking fun roads. 00:43:58.079 --> 00:43:59.760 That's cool, and on the other side. 00:44:00.559 --> 00:44:02.800 I'll have the truck and you'll have a flat tire. 00:44:03.119 --> 00:44:03.360 Okay. 00:44:03.599 --> 00:44:04.639 I like

riding the bike. 00:44:04.880 --> 00:44:05.199 I get it. 00:44:05.280 --> 00:44:05.679 I love it. 00:44:06.079 --> 00:44:10.480 Well, as we've said, the best rallies don't involve bikes. 00:44:10.880 --> 00:44:12.719 Ooh, that has become common. 00:44:14.800 --> 00:44:16.079 It's the bike people. 00:44:16.880 --> 00:44:18.719 Honestly, the Cocoa Beach rally. 00:44:19.039 --> 00:44:19.840 I took a bike. 00:44:20.000 --> 00:44:21.280 I took 20 bikes. 00:44:21.599 --> 00:44:23.199 We literally stopped. 00:44:23.440 --> 00:44:24.719 We left Cleveland. 00:44:24.800 --> 00:44:25.840 We went to Pittsburgh. 00:44:25.920 --> 00:44:27.199 We picked up a bunch of Pittsburgh. 00:44:27.360 --> 00:44:28.239 We went to DC. 00:44:28.400 --> 00:44:29.679 We picked up a bunch in DC. 00:44:29.920 --> 00:44:30.800 We went to Chapel Hill. 00:44:30.880 --> 00:44:32.159 We picked a bunch of Chapel Hill. 00:44:32.239 --> 00:44:34.159 And we ended up in Cocoa Beach, Florida. 00:44:34.320 --> 00:44:40.400 In two different ways we did it one way with a rider truck, and we did it another way with my pickup truck and a big trailer. 00:44:40.559 --> 00:44:48.400 And when we arrived in Cocoa Beach, people, you know, we we got their bikes out like a Pez dispenser and people gave me money, right? 00:44:48.639 --> 00:44:53.519 And that paid for our entire trip was the money we that Stefan and I charged to get the bikes down there. 00:44:53.760 --> 00:44:54.400 Schleppin' bikes. 00:44:54.559 --> 00:44:55.920 Schlepping bikes, man. 00:44:56.079 --> 00:44:56.960 And it was fun. 00:44:57.039 --> 00:45:05.679 We had our, you know, we all had our own bikes there for the trip, but the long and short of it is could have had the exact same fun, exact same trip if we deleted the bike part portion of it. 00:45:05.760 --> 00:45:11.920 So it's I've I have said for I have been I've proposed it several times since the uh since the excursion to Cancun last time. 00:45:12.000 --> 00:45:12.320 Yes. 00:45:12.480 --> 00:45:14.480 That we just have a scooter rally at Cancun. 00:45:14.719 --> 00:45:15.440 That's a great idea. 00:45:15.840 --> 00:45:17.280 And we don't bring any bikes. 00:45:17.440 --> 00:45:17.679 Right. 00:45:17.840 --> 00:45:19.599 Just have one party favor bike. 00:45:19.920 --> 00:45:21.280 Ah there's a bike. 00:45:21.360 --> 00:45:24.639 If somebody gets really drunk and stupid and wants to go crash something, go ahead. 00:45:25.039 --> 00:45:27.360 As the pastor, your gym is going to be a black can bike. 00:45:28.480 --> 00:45:30.239 One bike that, oh, let's do a little Jim Cana. 00:45:30.559 --> 00:45:31.199 Everybody just takes a turn. 00:45:31.360 --> 00:45:31.920 Everyone takes a bike. 00:45:32.320 --> 00:45:33.199 That bike on the Jim Cana. 00:45:33.599 --> 00:45:38.239 I'd say we I say we fly in a cancun, we buy an Italica for like$300. 00:45:39.119 --> 00:45:44.079 Now, this was the robot idea, and I think we go along with it, and that is we fly to Mexico. 00:45:44.159 --> 00:45:44.639 Yeah. 00:45:45.039 --> 00:45:52.000 And we go to a cool place in Mexico, we go into a grocery store and buy a motorcycle or a scooter in the grocery store. 00:45:52.239 --> 00:45:52.639 Walmart. 00:45:52.800 --> 00:45:53.599 And we ride that. 00:45:53.679 --> 00:45:55.840 No, every grocery store in Mexico sells motorcycles. 00:45:56.079 --> 00:45:56.480 Oh, cool. 00:45:56.559 --> 00:45:56.880 It's weird. 00:45:56.960 --> 00:45:57.840 And they're like$1,800. 00:45:58.239 --> 00:46:00.079 It's gonna be it's gonna be like a China. 00:46:00.400 --> 00:46:00.559 Yeah. 00:46:00.719 --> 00:46:01.199 China smash. 00:46:01.440 --> 00:46:02.400 Yeah,$500 italica. 00:46:02.639 --> 00:46:03.920 I'd like a Robin 200, please. 00:46:04.079 --> 00:46:07.599 Well, here's what the deal is they're Chinese bikes that are assembled in Mexico. 00:46:07.840 --> 00:46:09.599 So they get around the tariff thing. 00:46:09.760 --> 00:46:12.400 And then you buy the bike and then you just ride it. 00:46:12.480 --> 00:46:15.599 And as Robot says, not a problem getting into America. 00:46:16.000 --> 00:46:17.119 Oh, I was gonna suggest. 00:46:17.360 --> 00:46:29.039 You hang your Ohio license plate on the back of the cocksucker, and you just and then go from wherever the fuck it is we bought them, insert name of Fun City here, all the way back to the United States. 00:46:29.199 --> 00:46:32.400 And then once we're in the United States, the trip can continue. 00:46:32.480 --> 00:46:34.960 Like for the people that are like hardcore, no brain. 00:46:35.360 --> 00:46:39.360 I want to ride an Italica 180 all the way from now San Diego to Cleveland. 00:46:39.599 --> 00:46:40.000 I got you. 00:46:40.079 --> 00:46:40.880 I'll drive the truck all the way. 00:46:41.199 --> 00:46:41.840 Bingo, right? 00:46:41.920 --> 00:46:43.360 Yeah, one-way rental is in my future. 00:46:43.679 --> 00:46:46.159 I was just gonna say we go to an all-inclusive, we buy the Italica. 00:46:46.400 --> 00:46:46.639 Right. 00:46:46.880 --> 00:46:50.480 We make friends with like your guy at uh Villa del Palmar. 00:46:50.719 --> 00:46:51.280 Yeah, absolutely. 00:46:51.440 --> 00:46:52.800 And then at the end of the week, we just hand him the. 00:46:53.199 --> 00:46:54.079 We just leave them. 00:46:54.400 --> 00:46:56.079 We just abandon them there. 00:46:56.719 --> 00:46:57.679 Here's your tip for the week. 00:46:57.920 --> 00:46:58.079 Right. 00:46:58.159 --> 00:46:59.039 Here's my tip for the week. 00:46:59.119 --> 00:47:02.719 And by the way, next time we come back, it doesn't have to be this bike, but we get a bike to ride. 00:47:02.800 --> 00:47:02.960 Yeah. 00:47:03.119 --> 00:47:03.280 Yeah. 00:47:03.440 --> 00:47:04.239 That's not a bad idea. 00:47:05.199 --> 00:47:10.400 There will likely come a day when I want to take a nice ride, but I just need time and I need whatever. 00:47:10.639 --> 00:47:11.599 I totally agree. 00:47:13.039 --> 00:47:22.400 Time well spent is when you're sitting

there with a cocktail in your hand and you're looking at the ocean and you're like, I may or may not play frisbee today. 00:47:22.480 --> 00:47:23.679 Let me check. 00:47:24.000 --> 00:47:25.840 Uh, maybe not, right? 00:47:25.920 --> 00:47:26.239 Yeah. 00:47:26.320 --> 00:47:28.800 There's a good band going to be open up at four o'clock. 00:47:28.880 --> 00:47:34.159 So I like that teleport to the East Coast or West Coast, and then just you know, have fun out there. 00:47:34.400 --> 00:47:45.519 The teleporting to the West Coast, I've done that for a lot of years where I've done the whole 14 bikes in a truck and trailer, go out west and sell them when I'm out there, sell them out there, so I have a job to do when I'm physically there. 00:47:45.840 --> 00:47:49.920 And then as you're selling the bikes, you get to the point in the trip where the trailer sells. 00:47:50.239 --> 00:48:02.480 And so when you get to the point in the trip where this trailer sells and you only have three bikes left in the back of your pickup truck, then you're like, okay, now I need to start talking about some concentrated fun having. 00:48:02.719 --> 00:48:17.280 Because I got one of those three bikes, I'm gonna ride around to you know Big Sur, I'm gonna ride to Santa Cruz, I'm gonna ride the mountains, I'm gonna do all the cool stuff on this one bike out of the three that's left, and then I'm gonna set up camp and sell those last three bikes. 00:48:17.440 --> 00:48:20.800 And then when the last three bikes are sold, that's it, man. 00:48:21.039 --> 00:48:21.920 Bruce is listening. 00:48:22.000 --> 00:48:25.360 He says, All right, guys, meet me in Newport, Oregon on September 25th. 00:48:25.440 --> 00:48:27.199 He's buying the first and second rounds. 00:48:27.360 --> 00:48:27.760 Yes. 00:48:28.239 --> 00:48:30.960 Because he's taking his trip, so you can just meet him at the end of it. 00:48:31.920 --> 00:48:33.199 That's awesome. 00:48:33.360 --> 00:48:38.800 Uh, talking about trips that are coming up, uh, we're gonna be going to the Isle of Man. 00:48:39.039 --> 00:48:40.559 We're gonna be going to the classic. 00:48:40.639 --> 00:48:42.079 So that's exciting. 00:48:42.400 --> 00:48:43.679 It's in like just a couple days. 00:48:43.760 --> 00:48:45.679 I was like, I'm not prepared for this, dude. 00:48:45.840 --> 00:48:48.239 I look down and I'm like, I'm like, okay, I gotta do this, I gotta do this. 00:48:48.400 --> 00:48:50.000 I'm like, wait, that's like eight days from now. 00:48:50.239 --> 00:48:52.400 Well, Tom has to go to Prague and come back first. 00:48:52.719 --> 00:49:04.880 So, yeah, no, I'm I literally, literally Tuesday night after work, I'm flying to Munich, and then Becky's like, well, Prague's only five hours away, and I have to get she has to go to Librick. 00:49:05.199 --> 00:49:06.719 Um, so why don't we drive? 00:49:06.800 --> 00:49:08.480 I'm like, I'm sorry, what? 00:49:08.639 --> 00:49:13.760 She's like, Yeah, why don't we just rent a car and

drive the Audubon to Prague? 00:49:13.840 --> 00:49:16.639 I'm like, okay, so I have to go to AAA and get the thing. 00:49:16.800 --> 00:49:23.360 And then come to find out because I have a motorcycle endorsement, not only do I have my car endorsement, I have the motorcycle endorsement. 00:49:23.519 --> 00:49:28.400 So I'm like, well, now I kind of have to rent a bike when I get to wherever the hell I'm gonna land. 00:49:28.880 --> 00:49:36.639 So I'm like, yeah, sure, I could totally do a European country I've never been to and don't understand half the language, and just fuck around. 00:49:37.280 --> 00:49:39.039 Yeah, that sounds like a plan. 00:49:39.440 --> 00:49:45.440 So how close is that to I I'm an idiot, but like, is there is that even close to any kind of conflicty area? 00:49:45.840 --> 00:49:52.239 Um Czech Republic is not quite, but getting real close. 00:49:52.480 --> 00:49:53.199 That's what I thought. 00:49:53.280 --> 00:49:53.760 So alright. 00:49:53.840 --> 00:49:54.639 We'll be safe, man. 00:49:54.800 --> 00:49:55.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:49:55.360 --> 00:49:56.239 Nah, we'll be fine. 00:49:56.400 --> 00:49:57.840 You still got Poland between. 00:49:58.159 --> 00:50:03.920 Yeah, Poland, Poland's gonna be well, Poland's been been picking up all the trash lately anyway, so geez. 00:50:04.719 --> 00:50:09.119 Well, that's a good and so and that's the funny part, is Becky's like, yeah, we should go to Poland next. 00:50:09.440 --> 00:50:09.760 No. 00:50:10.719 --> 00:50:13.679 So you getting back to Sarah over here. 00:50:13.920 --> 00:50:14.159 Yeah. 00:50:14.480 --> 00:50:17.840 So you were you you smashed into the thing, but then you didn't stop there. 00:50:18.079 --> 00:50:19.519 What's been happening after that? 00:50:20.079 --> 00:50:24.719 Well I well, first off, I got my permit. 00:50:25.039 --> 00:50:26.559 So how did what how did that happen? 00:50:26.960 --> 00:50:36.000 Well, I go, I gotta learn how to ride this summer because I'm doing this job, and you know, I wanna know what the hell I'm doing, you know. 00:50:36.320 --> 00:50:40.960 And you know, I feel like I don't like to buy food from a skinny shop. 00:50:41.519 --> 00:50:41.840 Yeah. 00:50:43.360 --> 00:50:43.599 Yeah. 00:50:43.760 --> 00:50:49.920 And I feel like after my first crash, I was like, okay, this is serious now. 00:50:50.239 --> 00:50:50.880 You know. 00:50:51.440 --> 00:50:55.440 You you know, I you gotta take your you gotta get bruises, you know. 00:50:55.760 --> 00:50:57.760 You always gotta get bruises and scrapes. 00:50:58.559 --> 00:51:02.719 Those are signs that you've learned and you've done a good job, I feel like. 00:51:02.880 --> 00:51:07.280 And I feel like I'm glad that you didn't throw your hands up and say, uh I'm never right. 00:51:07.360 --> 00:51:10.159 Uh I've done, you know, one injury, you know, like because some people do that. 00:51:10.719 --> 00:51:11.840 Some people do that, yeah. 00:51:11.920 --> 00:51:15.039 And I well I

am kind of accidental. 00:51:15.920 --> 00:51:17.599 So I've always learned just, you know. 00:51:18.079 --> 00:51:19.599 You seem a little tenacious though, too. 00:51:19.679 --> 00:51:22.320 I don't think you're I don't think you let a lot of things beat you, do you? 00:51:22.719 --> 00:51:24.079 Uh I try not to. 00:51:24.239 --> 00:51:24.400 Yeah. 00:51:24.719 --> 00:51:25.840 I try not to. 00:51:26.000 --> 00:51:29.039 Um it's just who I am, how I grew up, you know. 00:51:29.920 --> 00:51:32.880 But anyway, I uh got my permit. 00:51:33.840 --> 00:51:41.679 My me, my mom, and dad because my dad wanted to get back into riding because he's been uh he used to ride when he was a teenager. 00:51:42.239 --> 00:51:43.440 Like same age as I am. 00:51:43.760 --> 00:51:44.000 Okay. 00:51:44.480 --> 00:51:48.719 But he wanted to get back into it, and I wanted to do it. 00:51:49.039 --> 00:51:51.599 And so my mom was just like, what the hell? 00:51:51.679 --> 00:51:52.800 I'll I'll do it too. 00:51:53.039 --> 00:51:54.559 So what did you guys take the course? 00:51:54.719 --> 00:51:55.840 Like the MLS course? 00:51:56.000 --> 00:51:56.559 Yeah, we did. 00:51:56.880 --> 00:52:03.039 So we took we got we took our permits together, but I'm the only one who passed the permit the first row. 00:52:06.000 --> 00:52:10.800 And my dad got so upset because he didn't pass a new. 00:52:11.199 --> 00:52:13.599 I did get to speak with your dad a little bit at Mid Ohio. 00:52:14.239 --> 00:52:17.199 He he he's I think he liked Mid-Ohio. 00:52:17.440 --> 00:52:18.320 He does, he does. 00:52:18.400 --> 00:52:24.719 He he he's just uh, you know, he's a veteran, he's just uh I think he liked getting out there, you know. 00:52:24.880 --> 00:52:28.000 He liked getting out there in the wild and being like, oh, that's a drummer. 00:52:28.159 --> 00:52:28.960 There's a lot of shit going on. 00:52:29.199 --> 00:52:33.760 So like he's a legit he's a legit drummer pro-musician drummer. 00:52:33.920 --> 00:52:34.880 Oh wow, yeah. 00:52:35.119 --> 00:52:38.800 So, you know, that already means he's touched by an angel, right? 00:52:38.960 --> 00:52:40.480 Yeah, but he spends a lot of time inside. 00:52:40.960 --> 00:52:41.840 Human computer. 00:52:41.920 --> 00:52:42.800 Yeah, that's it. 00:52:43.039 --> 00:52:44.159 He needs to get out more. 00:52:44.239 --> 00:52:45.760 He spends a lot of time inside. 00:52:46.000 --> 00:52:50.159 I didn't want to say that, but it was like he was like, wow, this is what outside is like. 00:52:50.239 --> 00:52:51.679 And he's like, that's kind of cool. 00:52:52.239 --> 00:52:55.760 Well, I will say he doesn't have that many good friends, you know. 00:52:55.920 --> 00:52:57.760 So it's like yeah, he got super solid. 00:52:58.719 --> 00:53:01.840 I'm trying to like, I'm trying to like get him with you guys, you know. 00:53:01.920 --> 00:53:05.119 But he got to drink some beers, he may or may not have had a cigarette. 00:53:05.360 --> 00:53:06.480 Hey,

my goodness. 00:53:06.719 --> 00:53:08.000 Oh my lord. 00:53:08.320 --> 00:53:09.039 Oh my lord. 00:53:09.679 --> 00:53:11.760 He might have had a jazz cigarette in there somewhere. 00:53:15.039 --> 00:53:16.960 But anyway, back to you. 00:53:17.280 --> 00:53:24.880 But yeah, so we took the permit, and then I got my permit, and I got my I got my uh permit in the nail and everything. 00:53:25.119 --> 00:53:26.000 But they didn't wait. 00:53:26.159 --> 00:53:32.159 They waited and I can't I booked it for the first week at the first week of August. 00:53:32.400 --> 00:53:35.119 And I booked that like a month ahead. 00:53:35.360 --> 00:53:35.840 The class. 00:53:36.000 --> 00:53:41.280 The class and um so I booked it a month ahead. 00:53:41.360 --> 00:53:42.320 I'm all prepared. 00:53:42.480 --> 00:53:47.840 I'm looking at all the I'm looking at all the material that they tell you to read before the class and all the videos. 00:53:48.239 --> 00:53:50.880 Piper Piper got her permit at Mid-Ohio last year. 00:53:51.119 --> 00:53:52.079 Oh, that's pretty cool. 00:53:52.719 --> 00:53:54.719 That is pretty laptop. 00:53:55.119 --> 00:53:55.920 Online, yeah. 00:53:57.199 --> 00:53:59.440 I go I can't do anything online, really. 00:53:59.679 --> 00:54:00.239 That's all right. 00:54:00.719 --> 00:54:03.280 That's I that's I feel like you guys in that way, you know. 00:54:03.360 --> 00:54:04.719 I just can't do anything internet-wise. 00:54:04.960 --> 00:54:06.159 No, no, we're all really good on the internet. 00:54:06.400 --> 00:54:10.000 Oh to be clear, she's an engineering student at OU. 00:54:10.960 --> 00:54:15.679 Uh but you should see the computer nerds that I go to school with. 00:54:15.760 --> 00:54:19.440 They're like, they got everything on their computer customized. 00:54:19.519 --> 00:54:23.440 And I'm like, man, I'm lucky if I get the right file. 00:54:24.960 --> 00:54:30.639 So you did, so you did your you had yourself set up for the MSF class. 00:54:30.880 --> 00:54:33.760 Yeah, so but they didn't they didn't get their permit. 00:54:33.920 --> 00:54:37.360 So the class started on Monday. 00:54:38.159 --> 00:54:43.280 And the DMV closes on Saturday at 2. 00:54:44.480 --> 00:54:46.960 Guess what time we got to the DMV? 00:54:47.519 --> 00:54:48.400 2.02. 00:54:48.800 --> 00:54:50.159 No, we got there at 1. 00:54:50.800 --> 00:54:51.840 But they had to take their temps. 00:54:52.159 --> 00:54:54.320 They had to take their temps and they had to pass. 00:54:54.480 --> 00:54:56.800 And you have to pass, otherwise, you can't go with the MSR. 00:54:57.119 --> 00:55:00.159 Or else you wasted like, you know,$75. 00:55:00.880 --> 00:55:02.239 And they won't even let you sign up. 00:55:02.400 --> 00:55:02.719 Yeah. 00:55:02.880 --> 00:55:03.519 Yeah. 00:55:04.000 --> 00:55:06.639 Well, you could theoretically take it online that night. 00:55:06.719 --> 00:55:07.280 I mean, I guess. 00:55:07.519 --> 00:55:08.639 So they did take their temps. 00:55:08.880 --> 00:55:15.360 They passed their temps, and then they flew standby on your scheduled day. 00:55:15.599 --> 00:55:15.920 Yeah. 00:55:16.079 --> 00:55:18.480 So they just showed up hoping there'd be two spots open. 00:55:18.719 --> 00:55:20.480 Well, no, I scheduled them with me. 00:55:20.639 --> 00:55:21.440 Oh, you did? 00:55:22.400 --> 00:55:25.039 I go, guys, I'm scheduling this all for all of us. 00:55:25.280 --> 00:55:25.920 Oh, that's great. 00:55:26.159 --> 00:55:27.599 If we're doing this, we're doing this. 00:55:27.920 --> 00:55:28.559 We're doing it. 00:55:28.800 --> 00:55:34.719 You know, and then well, Monday came right along and it was a really boring class for the first. 00:55:34.880 --> 00:55:40.320 It's just in the classroom, and you're like, Isn't it like six hours that first day or whatever? 00:55:40.719 --> 00:55:45.679 It's from the first day was from nine to like one, I think. 00:55:45.840 --> 00:55:57.920 Yeah, it's four hours, and they don't show you the my favorite part of the first night class was they show you the terrifying videos and they don't watch they don't show you the terrifying videos anymore. 00:55:58.079 --> 00:55:58.159 No. 00:55:58.400 --> 00:55:58.719 No, they don't. 00:55:58.800 --> 00:56:01.519 I was like, the terrifying videos were terrifying. 00:56:01.760 --> 00:56:02.880 This is a head in a helmet. 00:56:03.199 --> 00:56:03.360 Yes. 00:56:03.920 --> 00:56:04.079 Yes. 00:56:04.719 --> 00:56:06.800 I think I think Rob Zombie used the whole thing. 00:56:06.960 --> 00:56:07.679 Blood on the road. 00:56:08.000 --> 00:56:09.679 This is a guy hanging from the telephone port. 00:56:09.920 --> 00:56:10.159 Right. 00:56:10.400 --> 00:56:13.039 And she went to pick up his helmet, and his head was still in it. 00:56:13.280 --> 00:56:13.599 This guy was. 00:56:14.079 --> 00:56:16.480 Today we're gonna talk about left of center. 00:56:18.400 --> 00:56:20.559 Blood on the blood on the highway. 00:56:20.719 --> 00:56:21.199 That's it. 00:56:21.840 --> 00:56:22.800 So you did Monday? 00:56:23.039 --> 00:56:37.840 Yeah, so then that was chill, and then like we go, we get there at 11 or like 10:30 at Hudson High School, where we're taking it, and it's hot and you're in full riding gear. 00:56:38.079 --> 00:56:47.840 So you're in pants, a long t-shirt or jacket, gloves, and and a helmet and glasses, you know. 00:56:48.159 --> 00:56:52.320 And my dad can't handle heat well because you they're they're old. 00:56:52.719 --> 00:56:55.280 They're like your guys, you know, they're 58. 00:56:55.840 --> 00:56:57.280 Well, it's your anatomic system. 00:56:57.440 --> 00:56:57.920 Like, doesn't it? 00:56:58.239 --> 00:57:02.000 Well, you it's just it's naturally you can't handle the heat as you get older. 00:57:02.639 --> 00:57:03.360 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:57:03.440 --> 00:57:07.039 Sarah at a certain age, they issue us a pop-up tent to take everywhere with us. 00:57:07.119 --> 00:57:07.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:57:08.239 -->

00:57:12.239 Well, like I drank like half as much water as them, and I was doing fine. 00:57:12.639 --> 00:57:16.320 Phil's telling Tom, hey, when Sarah's in the bag, boot up the infrared heater next to us. 00:57:17.280 --> 00:57:17.679 Exactly. 00:57:17.840 --> 00:57:19.760 We're gonna teach her about what it feels like. 00:57:20.159 --> 00:57:20.480 Yeah. 00:57:21.920 --> 00:57:29.039 But it was the first class, we our instructors' names were Paul and Al, and they were great. 00:57:29.280 --> 00:57:29.519 Good. 00:57:29.679 --> 00:57:33.440 They were both retired old guys, you know. 00:57:33.840 --> 00:57:34.639 I thought it was startling. 00:57:35.119 --> 00:57:37.360 90% of MSF instructors, yeah. 00:57:37.679 --> 00:57:38.719 Retired old white guys. 00:57:39.840 --> 00:57:43.280 I thought it was startling how quickly you're on a bike going across the parking lot. 00:57:43.440 --> 00:57:43.679 Yeah. 00:57:44.079 --> 00:57:45.920 Especially for the people who have never ridden at all. 00:57:46.000 --> 00:57:47.199 They're like, okay, here's your bike. 00:57:47.280 --> 00:57:48.400 Here's the fine see it. 00:57:48.480 --> 00:57:49.679 They know they go through a little bit of it. 00:57:49.760 --> 00:57:51.039 Okay, jump on, start it up. 00:57:51.119 --> 00:57:51.199 Right. 00:57:51.360 --> 00:57:56.000 Okay, we're gonna duckwalk it a parking lot, put it in gear, let out the clutch, and you're like, what? 00:57:56.400 --> 00:57:57.280 These poor people. 00:57:57.519 --> 00:58:04.880 Yeah, like part of it is that I guess I didn't really understand how the clutch would work in the system. 00:58:05.119 --> 00:58:07.280 And I'm so glad somebody else taught you. 00:58:07.519 --> 00:58:08.079 Yeah. 00:58:09.679 --> 00:58:11.760 But win for Uncle Phil. 00:58:12.000 --> 00:58:15.039 Well, so you were starting on the on the Benelli. 00:58:15.440 --> 00:58:15.840 Right. 00:58:16.000 --> 00:58:16.320 Yeah. 00:58:16.559 --> 00:58:19.599 And I told you to put it in second gear. 00:58:19.920 --> 00:58:20.800 Put it in second gear. 00:58:21.119 --> 00:58:23.360 I did not understand how to do that at first. 00:58:23.679 --> 00:58:24.320 Not at all. 00:58:24.719 --> 00:58:25.840 What second gear? 00:58:26.000 --> 00:58:26.320 Exactly. 00:58:26.559 --> 00:58:27.199 What's second gear? 00:58:27.360 --> 00:58:29.360 One down, what if up, down, what? 00:58:29.440 --> 00:58:29.679 Right. 00:58:29.920 --> 00:58:30.639 But now I know. 00:58:30.960 --> 00:58:31.920 Yeah, now you understand. 00:58:32.480 --> 00:58:34.719 A week ago I didn't know, and now I know. 00:58:35.280 --> 00:58:40.639 I gave Piper some extensive training in the driving uh in the parking lot over at the school next to me. 00:58:40.719 --> 00:58:42.239 And it started with me. 00:58:42.320 --> 00:58:44.559 I put her on the bike and I pushed her around first. 00:58:44.719 --> 00:58:47.519 I'm like, get this is just no motor, no nothing. 00:58:47.679 --> 00:58:48.639 I'm gonna give you a push. 00:58:48.719 --> 00:58:51.920 I give her a push, get her up to speed, and let go, and then she would drive it around. 00:58:52.000 --> 00:58:53.199 I did that several times. 00:58:53.360 --> 00:58:55.760 I'm like, all right, now we're gonna start it up. 00:58:55.920 --> 00:59:03.360 You know, you know, and she has actually ridden an SSR and some other stuff, but still the you know, the clutch on that bike was pretty crap and whatever. 00:59:03.519 --> 00:59:04.639 But she did really well. 00:59:04.800 --> 00:59:06.400 She liked the bikes at the MSF class. 00:59:06.480 --> 00:59:08.159 She's like, Oh, the clutch was great on that. 00:59:08.239 --> 00:59:12.800 But I did spend quite a bit of time trying to teach her about they're gonna want you to do this friction zone thing. 00:59:13.199 --> 00:59:20.719 And that's where the clutch isn't in and it isn't out, it's kind of pulling you along, and you can kind of work the brake, and it's like makes it almost like an automatic. 00:59:20.800 --> 00:59:26.800 So I will say by the end of the two days, you fully understand how to do it. 00:59:27.360 --> 00:59:34.480 Like you never you definitely need practice like on it, but you understand how to do it. 00:59:34.639 --> 00:59:39.519 And what's funny is that my mom, who has no riding experience at all, none. 00:59:39.920 --> 00:59:40.960 I can't ride a bicycle. 00:59:41.519 --> 00:59:46.960 I mean, she hasn't ridden a bicycle in like years, but she's just like she's a team player. 00:59:47.199 --> 00:59:50.239 She's a team player, she's just like, okay, let's do it. 00:59:50.559 --> 00:59:52.079 Let me just go get my motorcycle license. 00:59:52.400 --> 00:59:54.800 And so she's terrified. 00:59:55.119 --> 00:59:56.000 She's terrified. 00:59:56.239 --> 01:00:01.920 I took her on the back of my buddy kick, you know, and she's again terrified. 01:00:02.000 --> 01:00:07.440 She like can't like she's scared, but she just hops on and she does it. 01:00:07.519 --> 01:00:10.960 And she was so much better than me and my dad. 01:00:11.440 --> 01:00:15.679 And I think it was because you know, she go she went into it open-minded, like she didn't know better. 01:00:16.000 --> 01:00:18.559 Yeah, I'm just gonna listen and do exactly what they tell me to do. 01:00:19.119 --> 01:00:19.440 Good idea. 01:00:19.920 --> 01:00:20.480 Yeah, yeah. 01:00:20.559 --> 01:00:25.920 And what's funny is that they give you like a second try at the whole test. 01:00:26.079 --> 01:00:26.480 Right. 01:00:26.719 --> 01:00:31.440 And me and my dad were the only two that needed the second try who didn't pass it on the first try. 01:00:31.599 --> 01:00:31.840 Really? 01:00:32.079 --> 01:00:32.800 Mom showed you. 01:00:33.280 --> 01:00:37.519 Oh and my mom was so surprised, and she was like jumping up and down. 01:00:37.840 --> 01:00:38.880 Did you rub it in your nose? 01:00:39.280 --> 01:00:43.039 Yeah, especially your dad had to go, oh, he's oh yeah, he was down. 01:00:43.280 --> 01:00:44.000

Oh my god. 01:00:44.079 --> 01:00:51.199 Yeah, she came into the shop and I told her, so we picked up these two buddy kicks, and they were from Florida. 01:00:51.360 --> 01:00:54.159 My customers live up here and they have a house in Florida as well. 01:00:54.239 --> 01:01:08.159 And so these two particular buddy kicks, both French vanilla covered, colored, brown saddles, brown grips, relatively new machines, very few miles on them, but they've lived coastal in Miami. 01:01:08.639 --> 01:01:16.320 And so we call them the Barnacle brothers because any part of them that wasn't plastic was in somehow away oxidized. 01:01:17.039 --> 01:01:20.639 Interestingly, even under surfaces that were painted, right? 01:01:21.280 --> 01:01:25.280 And so, aside from the oxidation, they were mechanically great. 01:01:25.360 --> 01:01:28.159 And when I picked them up, they ran like it was they were good to go. 01:01:28.239 --> 01:01:29.519 But they are just bubbly. 01:01:29.599 --> 01:01:35.760 They're they're literally, they look like I mean, uh there's they got corrosion, they got the corrosion, man. 01:01:35.840 --> 01:01:36.880 They they got the whole deal. 01:01:36.960 --> 01:01:41.360 They they look like should they should be on the special, you know, polio island or something, right? 01:01:41.519 --> 01:01:43.440 They they're having a hard time with things. 01:01:43.519 --> 01:01:45.679 They they've got TB or smallpox. 01:01:46.000 --> 01:01:47.440 What's the show with the mushrooms? 01:01:47.679 --> 01:01:48.559 Yeah, exactly. 01:01:48.639 --> 01:01:51.119 Yeah, that's that the last of us or whatever. 01:01:51.280 --> 01:01:51.920 Yeah, last of us. 01:01:52.079 --> 01:01:53.760 They look like they've got it, right? 01:01:54.159 --> 01:02:04.159 And so we we take the two of them, the barnacle brothers, and we have eventually we have a person that's you know, hey, they want to buy one of the barnacle brothers. 01:02:04.320 --> 01:02:08.239 So we took one of the barnacle brothers and we fixed it up enough to sell it. 01:02:08.400 --> 01:02:20.400 Yeah, but we had the other barnacle brother left over, and so I told, I told her, I was like, hey man, when you're ready to go, when you when when your time has come, I'll just give you a bike because you work here, right? 01:02:20.639 --> 01:02:25.039 I'll give you, you need a bike, you can have a bike, and you can even do a lend lease on a bike. 01:02:25.199 --> 01:02:28.000 I've lend leased a lot of people bikes, right? 01:02:28.400 --> 01:02:34.639 Because I have too many bikes, and it's okay if some of them go live somewhere else for a while, right? 01:02:34.960 --> 01:02:38.639 And she came in and she's like, no, I'm gonna pay for this. 01:02:39.039 --> 01:02:41.679 Yeah, I mean she's like, no, I'm gonna pay for this. 01:02:41.840 --> 01:02:43.119 And the haggling began. 01:02:43.280 --> 01:02:45.840 No, it was it was right down to what I paid for it. 01:02:45.920 --> 01:02:49.760 You know, like I shouldn't make

any money, like I have a whole rule, I don't make money on friends. 01:02:50.079 --> 01:02:54.639 And the when I sell things to friends, I sell things at dead cost. 01:02:54.719 --> 01:02:56.960 Whatever it costs me, I pass that along to you. 01:02:57.119 --> 01:02:58.159 Whatever it is. 01:02:58.400 --> 01:03:09.760 And so she paid exactly what I paid for one of the Barnacle brothers, and you could not have adjusted your watch and the amount of time it took her to close the deal. 01:03:10.400 --> 01:03:23.920 The amount of time when she showed up, it was Saturday, and she showed up with parents in tow, she went to Renee, money changed hands, and she was gone. 01:03:24.079 --> 01:03:25.920 I didn't even see her fucking shadow. 01:03:26.079 --> 01:03:31.199 Like a temp tag managed to stick itself to the back of the bike and off she fucked. 01:03:31.440 --> 01:03:34.719 And then again, I was really excited. 01:03:34.880 --> 01:03:35.760 Yeah, you were. 01:03:35.920 --> 01:03:39.039 I sent her a message about nine hours later, said, Hope you're doing okay. 01:03:39.199 --> 01:03:40.159 Hope you're having fun. 01:03:40.639 --> 01:03:41.440 Yeah, great. 01:03:41.519 --> 01:03:42.239 Yeah, I got this. 01:03:42.480 --> 01:03:43.599 Yeah, wear gloves in it. 01:03:43.920 --> 01:03:44.639 Yeah, that's what I said. 01:03:44.719 --> 01:03:45.280 Wear gloves. 01:03:45.440 --> 01:03:46.719 Wear gloves, wear gloves. 01:03:46.880 --> 01:03:48.320 Do you know why I say wear gloves? 01:03:48.480 --> 01:03:51.039 Because if you fall, it's the first thing you fall on. 01:03:51.280 --> 01:03:52.400 That's what I tell everyone. 01:03:52.480 --> 01:03:59.119 But the real reason I say gloves is when you're recovering in the hospital later, touching yourself is the only fun you're gonna have. 01:03:59.760 --> 01:04:02.480 So make sure you're wearing gloves. 01:04:02.719 --> 01:04:03.199 Yeah. 01:04:03.840 --> 01:04:04.480 Fair point. 01:04:04.719 --> 01:04:05.280 Fair point. 01:04:06.880 --> 01:04:15.920 As a guy who's been there a few times, trust me, having totally functioning 10 digits when the rest of you is fucked up is a great thing. 01:04:16.079 --> 01:04:16.880 Can you imagine? 01:04:17.039 --> 01:04:19.039 I've been in some I've been in some spots before. 01:04:19.199 --> 01:04:24.320 I've had metal in my legs, I've had all kinds of bad, bad five-week recoveries. 01:04:24.800 --> 01:04:27.199 I'm so happy that I always wear gloves. 01:04:27.360 --> 01:04:34.800 I'm so happy that when my leg was jacked up and I couldn't walk and I couldn't do things, that my hands were still perfectly functioning. 01:04:34.960 --> 01:04:37.599 So I could do computer-y stuff and phone stuff. 01:04:38.000 --> 01:04:39.199 Feed yourself. 01:04:39.519 --> 01:04:42.159 Feed myself, wash myself. 01:04:42.480 --> 01:04:46.639 Because I had one bad crash where I fucked my hands up. 01:04:46.880 --> 01:04:50.239 And in one bad crash, I had some pins and screws. 01:04:50.320 --> 01:04:53.920 I'd broken three fingers on my left hand and two fingers on my right hand. 01:04:54.159 --> 01:04:59.840 And so I had both of my hands in a halo in a cage, and I couldn't do anything. 01:05:00.159 --> 01:05:02.239 And uh that's terrible. 01:05:02.400 --> 01:05:03.519 That was really, really bad. 01:05:03.760 --> 01:05:04.719 How long were you in there? 01:05:04.880 --> 01:05:13.840 I was in the cage for about three weeks, so it was three weeks on both hands of not being able to move my hands at all. 01:05:14.079 --> 01:05:30.000 They were completely in suspension for about three weeks, and it's amazing what you can train your brain to do when you only have these two fingers on your left hand and one finger on your right hand to like do things and manipulate things. 01:05:30.239 --> 01:05:37.280 But then I also figured out I could use the cages to do stuff, and it's not what you're thinking of, you fucking weirdos. 01:05:38.000 --> 01:05:39.119 Yeah, Edward Scissor. 01:05:39.599 --> 01:05:40.320 Yes, exactly. 01:05:40.480 --> 01:05:42.239 Yeah, that was that was fucking weird. 01:05:42.400 --> 01:05:45.840 But yeah, it's it's I'm so I'm so happy that you did that. 01:05:45.920 --> 01:05:52.800 I'm so proud of you that you did that because it's super cool, and you know, you got done, and you you did the course, you did the license, you got your bike. 01:05:52.960 --> 01:05:54.159 That's fucking awesome. 01:05:54.239 --> 01:06:02.800 That yeah, I'm excited, so excited to take it down to Athens because it's gonna Be like awesome college stuff to do. 01:06:03.119 --> 01:06:03.440 Yes. 01:06:03.679 --> 01:06:05.679 And you can legally park it on the sidewalk. 01:06:06.000 --> 01:06:07.039 When do you go back to school? 01:06:07.199 --> 01:06:09.519 Piper already had to go back because she's an RA. 01:06:10.000 --> 01:06:10.639 Ooh, yeah. 01:06:10.719 --> 01:06:14.880 I gotta go back and like, well, next week's gonna be my last week. 01:06:16.719 --> 01:06:17.519 Oh my god. 01:06:17.760 --> 01:06:18.079 I know. 01:06:18.239 --> 01:06:20.159 And then no Tom, no Sarah. 01:06:20.239 --> 01:06:20.719 Fuck. 01:06:21.119 --> 01:06:21.440 Yeah. 01:06:21.679 --> 01:06:23.760 Oh man, it's Iron Man again. 01:06:23.920 --> 01:06:25.039 I hate Iron Man. 01:06:25.360 --> 01:06:25.679 Yeah. 01:06:25.920 --> 01:06:29.840 And then uh the week after that I go the next Saturday. 01:06:30.079 --> 01:06:38.800 I'm glad you got a buddy because I was thinking there needs to be like a Cleveland or Lakewood or whatever buddy Westside Buddy Club. 01:06:39.840 --> 01:06:41.039 Because there's lots of buddies out there. 01:06:41.920 --> 01:06:42.800 There's a lot of buddies out there. 01:06:42.960 --> 01:06:48.320 I see a lot of them tooting even around my neighborhood, and I'm like, the buddy people just need to buddy up and go for a ride. 01:06:48.559 --> 01:06:56.639 Well, I'm hoping that I can encourage more people at college to get a scooter because I feel like

Athens is the perfect place to have a scooter. 01:06:56.800 --> 01:06:57.519 It really is. 01:06:57.840 --> 01:06:58.719 Like the perfect place. 01:06:59.199 --> 01:07:00.400 Chain that son of a bitch up, though. 01:07:00.480 --> 01:07:02.880 It's Frat Bros taking your scooter and it's a good one. 01:07:02.960 --> 01:07:03.599 Oh my god, I know. 01:07:05.280 --> 01:07:06.880 My wife went to Athens school. 01:07:07.039 --> 01:07:13.599 There's a burrito shop at a bar there that she fucking still makes me when I come back from rides down there bring her a fucking burrito for this. 01:07:13.840 --> 01:07:14.639 You know what I'm talking about? 01:07:16.400 --> 01:07:21.920 Is it the food truck or is it the No, it's like a bar that serves like Mexican food, but it's supposed to like it's insanely good. 01:07:22.000 --> 01:07:24.719 And they have vegan versions, so it's like a big ass fucking version. 01:07:24.880 --> 01:07:26.079 It's like this big burrito thing. 01:07:26.320 --> 01:07:27.920 There's a couple of Mexican places down there. 01:07:28.320 --> 01:07:29.360 You're gonna have to tell me the name of this. 01:07:29.679 --> 01:07:31.199 It's a bar, it's like downtown, it's a bar. 01:07:31.280 --> 01:07:35.760 Anyway whatever, but it's like she loves the fucking thing to this day, and they still have it 20 years later. 01:07:36.079 --> 01:07:36.400 Well, of course. 01:07:36.800 --> 01:07:37.599 You don't fuck with a good thing. 01:07:37.760 --> 01:07:41.599 Don't they have like a motion thing you could put on your bike, like just throw it under the seat, and if it's a good thing. 01:07:41.760 --> 01:07:45.440 There is nothing better on the planet thanks to the colour. 01:07:45.599 --> 01:07:46.639 Full coverage insurance. 01:07:47.119 --> 01:07:49.039 Full coverage insurance, cable lock. 01:07:49.199 --> 01:07:52.079 And if you're gonna do full coverage insurance, take a tip from your unkey Phil. 01:07:52.159 --> 01:07:54.000 It's called stated value insurance. 01:07:54.159 --> 01:07:56.800 They don't like talking about it, but it's there. 01:07:57.039 --> 01:08:07.519 And when you say, I have a 2012 buddy or 2014 buddy Kick 125 scooter, and they go, Okay, that's worth uh$48. 01:08:08.480 --> 01:08:12.559 So if you have it stolen, we'll give you$48 minus your$500 deductible. 01:08:12.800 --> 01:08:13.920 That'll be$100 a month. 01:08:14.079 --> 01:08:15.280 Then they're right, exactly. 01:08:15.440 --> 01:08:20.560 So what you tell them instead is I want replacement value or stated value insurance. 01:08:20.720 --> 01:08:27.600 And I want this bike insured for$3,000 because that's what it's gonna cost me to replace it if it gets jacked. 01:08:27.760 --> 01:08:30.319 And they're gonna be like, Well, we don't normally do that. 01:08:30.479 --> 01:08:33.279 Yes, you do, and I'm gonna pay for it. 01:08:33.439 --> 01:08:41.119 And you'll be shocked when your insurance premium goes from$39 a month to forty-five dollars a month, and that's on the high

end, by the way. 01:08:41.199 --> 01:08:41.680 Yeah, yeah. 01:08:41.760 --> 01:08:43.920 That's if you're not running your parents' insurance, which you should be. 01:08:44.159 --> 01:08:44.960 Haggerty knows that. 01:08:45.279 --> 01:08:45.680 Oh, I am. 01:08:45.840 --> 01:08:46.560 Yes, you are. 01:08:47.119 --> 01:08:49.600 Uh uh Piper just went off of our insurance. 01:08:49.760 --> 01:08:49.840 Right. 01:08:50.159 --> 01:08:59.359 I gamed it out, and since she'd been driving for three years, had no accidents, no nothing, it was actually cheaper for her to get her own insurance policy, then that relieves us of any liability. 01:08:59.840 --> 01:09:04.560 So if she hits somebody and there's a huge lawsuit, it doesn't come back on us at all. 01:09:05.039 --> 01:09:05.359 Exactly. 01:09:05.600 --> 01:09:08.399 Her car is in her name, her insurance, and she's 19 years old. 01:09:08.560 --> 01:09:09.039 It's awesome. 01:09:09.279 --> 01:09:10.560 So she's fucked. 01:09:11.520 --> 01:09:12.479 That's terrible. 01:09:12.960 --> 01:09:16.720 But it's better for her to be just fucked than to you better get her a good lawyer. 01:09:17.039 --> 01:09:20.560 Well, the better, but her parents won't have a lien against her house or you know, that's it. 01:09:20.800 --> 01:09:22.159 Piper has nothing to take. 01:09:22.399 --> 01:09:23.680 So I always very true. 01:09:24.239 --> 01:09:25.680 That's why you want that situation. 01:09:25.920 --> 01:09:36.239 My attorney has given me some great advice over the years, and he says, don't get five million dollars worth of insurance if everything you own on the planet is worth 250 grand. 01:09:36.960 --> 01:09:39.439 You don't need$5 million worth of insurance. 01:09:39.600 --> 01:09:43.039 The best attorney in the world can't take what you don't have, right? 01:09:43.439 --> 01:09:49.119 So if you own$250,000 worth of shit, get$250,000 worth of insurance. 01:09:49.439 --> 01:09:54.079 Going over and above buys you nothing, but it's just extra money for the insurance company. 01:09:54.399 --> 01:09:57.520 But the stated value thing, the replacement value thing, that's real. 01:09:57.920 --> 01:09:59.840 Because I've got too many people in my shop. 01:10:00.000 --> 01:10:04.800 In fact, two of the bikes that were in there today, we've got two bikes in there that were rear-ended. 01:10:04.960 --> 01:10:14.960 Imagine sitting on your bike next to your wife, waiting in traffic for the light to change, and some fucking numbnut in a Ford pickup truck hits not one but both of you. 01:10:15.600 --> 01:10:26.000 And both of my customers, broken collarbone, broken ribs and ankle or something on the other one, both bikes got up the butted by a big old truck. 01:10:26.479 --> 01:10:36.960 And so it's one insurance claim for two vehicles and one potential lawsuit, but in both cases, their bikes are like five years old. 01:10:37.600 --> 01:10:40.960 So the KBB on the value of these bikes is like$1,200. 01:10:41.920 --> 01:10:49.439 So not a great time to be like, I need to replace these bikes because they need to be replaced, but you have a$1,200 budget to do it with. 01:10:49.840 --> 01:10:50.640 That's fucked. 01:10:50.960 --> 01:10:56.000 You want to be able to at least replace the shit you're riding right now with the money you're gonna get from the insurance company. 01:10:56.239 --> 01:10:59.680 Otherwise, you're gonna you're gonna say, like, oh, I got a$500 deductible. 01:11:00.239 --> 01:11:02.399 $1,200 wouldn't even buy you the same bike used. 01:11:02.640 --> 01:11:03.439 Not even close. 01:11:03.840 --> 01:11:07.199 Not even close, minus your$500 deductible, right? 01:11:07.680 --> 01:11:13.439 So it it is a bad deal, and that's why you always go for stated value replacement value insurance tip from a Yankee Phil. 01:11:13.760 --> 01:11:14.079 Yep. 01:11:14.319 --> 01:11:15.520 Yeah, make them work for it. 01:11:15.680 --> 01:11:24.640 You're paying them money, you're giving insurance company money, you're playing Las Vegas rules about I'm giving you a bunch of money in hopes that I crash someday and I get to use it. 01:11:24.960 --> 01:11:26.640 Have you done a wheelie yet? 01:11:27.439 --> 01:11:28.880 No, not quite yet. 01:11:29.359 --> 01:11:39.439 So when you're pulling in the show and you hit that little thing, and just when you get to the top, if you give it a little scoot, you'll ride it right into the parking lot. 01:11:39.600 --> 01:11:39.840 Oh, yeah. 01:11:40.000 --> 01:11:40.720 You'll get a little air. 01:11:41.199 --> 01:12:02.560 The other Saturday, I was riding I was riding my uh family friend's dirt bike, and uh one of one of the guys there that we know, I can't remember his name, he uh he's like a motorcycle, he he does motorcycles too, and he uh was showing us videos of him doing wheelies on the highway at like a hundred miles. 01:12:03.039 --> 01:12:03.520 Oh great. 01:12:03.920 --> 01:12:07.680 And I was like, hey, so like I think that's like a little stupid. 01:12:08.079 --> 01:12:10.560 Yeah, the learning curve there is not great. 01:12:11.199 --> 01:12:21.039 Well he was like uh he was like a you know young 20-some guy, so I do say his brain's not fully developed yet. 01:12:21.520 --> 01:12:22.560 He doesn't know about mortality. 01:12:23.199 --> 01:12:24.159 I haven't figured that out yet. 01:12:24.319 --> 01:12:26.880 I think some of us have gone through that at some point. 01:12:28.640 --> 01:12:30.239 What a bunch of dummies. 01:12:31.680 --> 01:12:35.920 So I So um when is mid-Ohio 2 at your place, Sinch? 01:12:36.000 --> 01:12:37.920 You were talking about that before you wanted to have this big party. 01:12:38.479 --> 01:12:40.399 Yeah, probably uh end of September, October. 01:12:40.640 --> 01:12:40.960 Oh, cool. 01:12:41.039 --> 01:12:43.439 It's gonna be an invite-only minnow mini Ohio. 01:12:43.840 --> 01:12:46.000 Great Ohio, Jerry Ohio. 01:12:46.159 --> 01:12:48.319 I feel like maybe Sarah would show up.

01:12:48.640 --> 01:12:49.119 Oh, maybe. 01:12:49.279 --> 01:12:50.880 Oh, yeah, obviously part of the family. 01:12:51.039 --> 01:12:51.840 There should be fireworks. 01:12:52.079 --> 01:12:53.680 Well, we need somebody to work on the bikes. 01:12:56.159 --> 01:12:58.079 All right, as long as I can stick around. 01:12:58.399 --> 01:13:04.560 You can't hit a rabbit with a shotgun off the back of a dirt bike. 01:13:05.199 --> 01:13:06.479 Are you fucking crazy? 01:13:06.560 --> 01:13:09.600 You can't hit a rabbit off the back of a shotgun with a dirt bike. 01:13:11.279 --> 01:13:15.840 So speaking of dirt bikes, what did you s what did you find out about this Himalaya 750? 01:13:16.319 --> 01:13:38.319 So, yeah, so people in the UK, um, eagle-eyed observers, have spotted the bike that was only uh a glimmer in the eye of Royal Enfield two years ago at the uh ICMA show, and yet it has been spotted with actual spy photographs that we have here of the uh wow, fucking advertising. 01:13:38.720 --> 01:13:39.119 Get out of there. 01:13:39.359 --> 01:13:39.760 They're horrible. 01:13:40.159 --> 01:13:40.720 Get out of there. 01:13:40.960 --> 01:13:42.079 Okay, so there it is. 01:13:42.239 --> 01:13:46.159 Um, as seen perched up in front of a very typical British building. 01:13:46.399 --> 01:13:58.000 Uh, we all know what those look like, but that is unmistakably not the Interceptor 650 engine in what is unmistakably a Himalayan body or Himalayan frame. 01:13:58.159 --> 01:13:59.680 Uh so that's a real thing. 01:13:59.760 --> 01:14:02.000 There it is being ridden by a human being. 01:14:02.159 --> 01:14:07.520 And again, I've seen enough of those Interceptor 650 engines to know that that's not one of them. 01:14:07.760 --> 01:14:11.119 Dude, that's what's up with adventure bikes becoming Ford Tauruses? 01:14:11.439 --> 01:14:13.680 Well they all look exactly the same. 01:14:13.840 --> 01:14:17.439 Like nobody's taking a okay, you put a round headlight over the porpoise. 01:14:19.199 --> 01:14:20.560 They're all fucking porpoise. 01:14:20.960 --> 01:14:23.600 Listen, I have a bunch of I love them, but they're all the same. 01:14:24.319 --> 01:14:27.920 Look at the look at the very British rear wheel cover. 01:14:28.000 --> 01:14:36.399 I'm sorry, the the very sari safe, the very sorry safe Stepney rear cover on this straight from Inja. 01:14:36.800 --> 01:14:53.279 Um, so we have this device on the back of this motorcycle so that your female companion can operate on the bike side saddle so her sari won't get wrapped up in the back tire, which would be like very, very embarrassing if her sorry got wrapped around the chain ring on the back of the side. 01:14:53.760 --> 01:14:54.560 It's not a bad looking ring. 01:14:55.119 --> 01:14:55.439 Very sorry. 01:14:55.760 --> 01:14:56.640 Look at the wheels, though. 01:14:56.720 --> 01:14:58.319 That's obviously not for off-road. 01:14:58.640 --> 01:15:00.319 Oh no, definitely not. 01:15:00.720 --> 01:15:01.600 Yeah, definitely not. 01:15:01.680 --> 01:15:04.880 Yeah, I mean that that might be 1819 or 1719 on its very best. 01:15:05.119 --> 01:15:06.880 Yeah, just look at those spokes, those casts. 01:15:07.119 --> 01:15:08.720 Those are purely street wheels. 01:15:08.960 --> 01:15:10.079 Yeah, you hit a tree with that. 01:15:10.720 --> 01:15:17.039 No, no, that's that's just that's the original Africa twin was where ADV bikes should have started, finished, and end. 01:15:17.680 --> 01:15:17.920 I agree. 01:15:18.159 --> 01:15:19.279 That is the the bike. 01:15:19.600 --> 01:15:20.800 It had the proper number of headlights. 01:15:23.199 --> 01:15:24.399 Everything is right with that bike. 01:15:24.640 --> 01:15:31.199 So here's Royal Enfield, and they are throwing they're they're saying, okay, Interceptor 650, not enough. 01:15:31.439 --> 01:15:34.479 We're gonna do Himalaya 750. 01:15:34.720 --> 01:15:42.239 Now, this might end up being if if Royal Enfield sticks to their cheap and cheerful concept. 01:15:42.319 --> 01:15:46.239 Like, here's our motorcycles, they're always cheaper than anybody else's. 01:15:46.479 --> 01:15:47.600 This is gonna do great. 01:15:47.840 --> 01:15:57.199 Um, I don't know if you noticed it, but I can't tell looking at it if this back here is a center stand going back to Oh, it definitely looks like you think it is, right? 01:15:57.359 --> 01:15:58.960 Yeah, because it has the foot at the bottom and everything. 01:15:59.279 --> 01:15:59.520 We're cool. 01:15:59.760 --> 01:16:02.159 So that's going up against a Transhelp or a Tenerae? 01:16:02.239 --> 01:16:02.640 Yeah, yeah. 01:16:02.800 --> 01:16:03.119 Yep. 01:16:03.279 --> 01:16:07.119 And it'll be a lot cheaper because it's got Royal Enfield stamped on the side. 01:16:07.680 --> 01:16:13.359 From all I've heard from guys that have 40,000, 45,000, 50,000 miles on the newest Himalayas, they're good bikes. 01:16:13.600 --> 01:16:16.960 They seem to like the the 450, you know, Himalayas. 01:16:17.039 --> 01:16:27.199 So if this can be the same thing, but also I'd like to remind you that this is coming into a market where the Kawasaki KLR 650 continues to exist. 01:16:27.439 --> 01:16:33.119 Well, and everybody's kind of saying now that the 500 that they just came out with is better than people kind of anticipated at first. 01:16:33.359 --> 01:16:33.920 I'll give you that. 01:16:34.079 --> 01:16:38.960 But it still gets shut down uh uh against the Vittoria and the It's a different animal. 01:16:39.119 --> 01:16:41.039 I thought I think they're totally different animals. 01:16:41.199 --> 01:16:46.560 And I fucking love I rode here the Vittoria on the highway at 70, and the bike's happy as a fucking clam. 01:16:46.720 --> 01:16:52.880 It's very happy, and then it scooters its way through the city because you're on this bike that has the turning radius of like anything. 01:16:53.119 --> 01:16:53.359 Yeah. 01:16:53.439 --> 01:16:54.720 Oh, I love that fucking bike. 01:16:54.800

--> 01:16:56.159 Yeah, it's such a good bike. 01:16:56.479 --> 01:17:00.640 I I have I have nothing but respect for the Vittoria 450. 01:17:00.720 --> 01:17:07.680 I will say it continues, and everybody I've sold one to, everybody I've sold one to has been like, dude, this fucking bike. 01:17:07.760 --> 01:17:13.760 Yeah, every single person I've sold one to has been like, dude, here's me six feet in the air on a Vittoria 450. 01:17:13.840 --> 01:17:16.079 I'm like, I didn't tell you you couldn't do it. 01:17:16.800 --> 01:17:17.520 Just be brave. 01:17:17.840 --> 01:17:21.279 If I wasn't a motorcycle addict, there's really no other reason to have another bike. 01:17:21.439 --> 01:17:22.560 Ah You know what I'm saying? 01:17:23.039 --> 01:17:23.840 Oh, it's one of those bikes. 01:17:24.000 --> 01:17:31.359 It is, it just makes everything, but I will say it took me 215 times, but I finally got the handlebars where I didn't know like a fucking weird perfectionist. 01:17:31.520 --> 01:17:32.479 I am, but now they're there. 01:17:32.560 --> 01:17:36.319 I got I adapt to the motorcycle I'm on because I'm the meat bag. 01:17:36.640 --> 01:17:40.479 Yeah, but I if I'm gonna take it and do things, it has to fit, you know, it has to fit. 01:17:40.720 --> 01:17:41.760 But then I think I got it set up. 01:17:41.840 --> 01:17:42.720 I got a perfect little bit. 01:17:42.880 --> 01:17:52.880 I've ridden a lot of your motorcycles that you've touched and put your you know, your dick beaters on, and and they're always identically like you have them dialed to the sleepy position. 01:17:53.039 --> 01:17:53.279 Right. 01:17:53.439 --> 01:17:57.199 And your clutch is always set up wrong, but you like it that way, so I'm not gonna. 01:17:58.319 --> 01:18:00.239 I know I know believe me. 01:18:00.319 --> 01:18:05.920 I get that's right, because I can engage any part of the friction zone that I look again, yeah. 01:18:06.159 --> 01:18:06.960 It works for you. 01:18:07.199 --> 01:18:09.359 There's reasoning, but I like two fingers. 01:18:09.600 --> 01:18:10.159 I do too. 01:18:10.239 --> 01:18:10.960 I use two fingers. 01:18:11.039 --> 01:18:14.000 I like two fingers, and I like the two fingers just be like snap, snap, snap, snap, snap. 01:18:14.159 --> 01:18:16.239 An occasion, if I was drunk back in the day, three would be a few. 01:18:16.399 --> 01:18:17.119 Three fingers, you know. 01:18:17.760 --> 01:18:18.319 Yeah, that's it. 01:18:18.479 --> 01:18:20.000 But two fingers to get the job done. 01:18:20.399 --> 01:18:22.720 The uh manual extraction is what that's called. 01:18:23.039 --> 01:18:33.520 The uh but it is funny, it's like, yeah, when you always set your bikes up perfectly, and meanwhile, I will like all right, headlights pointing that way, taillights pointing that way. 01:18:33.600 --> 01:18:34.000 Good enough for me. 01:18:34.239 --> 01:18:37.520 See, what happens is like I like being really in control of the bike. 01:18:37.600 --> 01:18:42.399 Yeah, and

if the bars don't feel right and they're not doing the thing, then I don't feel like I'm riding right. 01:18:42.479 --> 01:18:46.399 So I have to keep going back, forth, up until it gets just right where it needs to be. 01:18:46.479 --> 01:18:54.399 But now that it's there, and then I added a$38 uh gel, not a gel, it's like a one of those new air hock pad that kind of thing. 01:18:54.479 --> 01:18:56.159 But it is gel made, but it's different. 01:18:56.239 --> 01:18:57.119 I don't know how to explain it. 01:18:57.279 --> 01:18:57.840 It's a gel pad. 01:18:58.079 --> 01:19:00.960 But it's like the it's a bootleg of the$150 ones, whatever. 01:19:01.199 --> 01:19:05.119 But it just covers the back of that that split seam. 01:19:05.199 --> 01:19:05.439 Yeah. 01:19:05.600 --> 01:19:08.239 And then it gave me an extra half an inch to an inch. 01:19:08.479 --> 01:19:09.359 Fucking perfect. 01:19:09.439 --> 01:19:12.000 I I've I spent two, three hours in the saddle the other day. 01:19:12.159 --> 01:19:13.039 No fucking problems. 01:19:13.119 --> 01:19:14.159 Oh, I love that bike. 01:19:14.399 --> 01:19:15.279 It's a gel pad. 01:19:15.520 --> 01:19:16.319 It's a gel pad. 01:19:16.479 --> 01:19:17.199 It's a gel pad. 01:19:17.279 --> 01:19:18.239 Yeah, it's a gel pad. 01:19:18.479 --> 01:19:21.199 Well, it's a hexa something. 01:19:21.439 --> 01:19:22.880 I don't want to call it the wrong thing, though. 01:19:23.520 --> 01:19:23.920 Why? 01:19:24.560 --> 01:19:31.359 I don't care if it's a gel pad, but it's not like it's not like a sausage, like where it's just like a solid fucking No, it's a gel pad. 01:19:31.439 --> 01:19:32.560 We're familiar with the concept. 01:19:32.720 --> 01:19:32.960 Okay. 01:19:33.119 --> 01:19:34.000 It's a piece of span cover. 01:19:35.119 --> 01:19:35.840 It's a gel pad. 01:19:37.439 --> 01:19:38.800 I finally hit the age. 01:19:38.880 --> 01:19:40.720 Maybe I'll get one of those donuts for my car, too. 01:19:40.880 --> 01:19:41.439 So my book is. 01:19:41.680 --> 01:19:43.279 It is a slab of ass meat. 01:19:43.359 --> 01:19:44.079 It's a gel pad. 01:19:44.560 --> 01:19:45.439 Well, it fucking works great. 01:19:46.079 --> 01:19:47.520 Jesus Christ, it's a gel pad. 01:19:49.439 --> 01:19:50.640 Gel pads are rustic. 01:19:51.039 --> 01:19:51.840 It just got bummed. 01:19:54.000 --> 01:19:55.520 No, no, it just looks that way. 01:19:55.600 --> 01:19:56.159 I'm sorry. 01:19:56.800 --> 01:19:57.279 Tacos. 01:20:00.159 --> 01:20:01.119 Oh man. 01:20:02.000 --> 01:20:03.520 Yes, it's more than just a gel pad. 01:20:03.760 --> 01:20:06.319 It does have a matrix of gel. 01:20:06.560 --> 01:20:08.239 It's not just a I don't know. 01:20:08.319 --> 01:20:08.800 I don't care. 01:20:09.119 --> 01:20:11.199 I'm not like I'm not endorsing the product. 01:20:11.279 --> 01:20:13.279 I'm just saying I thought it was called something else. 01:20:13.359 --> 01:20:15.119 It was like a hexagonal jack. 01:20:15.680 --> 01:20:21.760 Get off your lazy fucker desk, walk outside, take a picture of it, bring it back in, and we'll all look and we'll know then. 01:20:22.000 --> 01:20:23.119 I hate every one of you guys. 01:20:23.680 --> 01:20:24.319 We love you though. 01:20:25.359 --> 01:20:35.439 I will say though, as a person who just bought their very own bike, it's very cool to have your very own thing in your garage and customize it the way you want. 01:20:36.720 --> 01:20:37.359 Pride of ownership. 01:20:37.520 --> 01:20:38.399 Yeah, pride of ownership. 01:20:38.479 --> 01:20:39.600 Make that shit your own. 01:20:39.840 --> 01:20:41.520 You are packing a lot of education. 01:20:43.920 --> 01:20:54.239 You go out there and smoke a beer and drink a cigarette and just play with your motorcycle and clean it up a little bit and you know do your thing. 01:20:54.560 --> 01:20:56.880 In the garage by yourself with some music on. 01:20:56.960 --> 01:20:57.760 It's pretty nice. 01:20:58.000 --> 01:20:58.319 Yeah, yeah. 01:20:59.279 --> 01:21:08.319 That's that is you've now wandered into the world of the potential Cleveland motor listener, where they're like, Yeah, I love having this on the garage when I'm out working on my bikes. 01:21:08.479 --> 01:21:09.199 Like, you're lying. 01:21:09.279 --> 01:21:10.319 You haven't worked on any bikes. 01:21:10.479 --> 01:21:12.159 I I just I just thought of something kind of awesome. 01:21:12.239 --> 01:21:14.079 So you go to Athens, is what you're saying, you're going down there? 01:21:14.640 --> 01:21:15.199 I'll hire you. 01:21:15.439 --> 01:21:16.079 We we like that. 01:21:16.159 --> 01:21:16.720 Like, that's cool. 01:21:16.800 --> 01:21:17.840 There's a lot of hippies down there. 01:21:18.000 --> 01:21:18.479 Yeah, there are. 01:21:18.560 --> 01:21:20.720 So I could see her getting on a bike someday with some dude. 01:21:20.800 --> 01:21:23.680 They're going on a nice little, you know, little lunch date, right? 01:21:23.760 --> 01:21:24.000 Right. 01:21:24.159 --> 01:21:26.159 Bike breaks down, he's like, I don't know what to do. 01:21:26.239 --> 01:21:27.279 She's like, step aside. 01:21:27.359 --> 01:21:27.920 I got this. 01:21:28.000 --> 01:21:28.319 Yeah. 01:21:28.560 --> 01:21:29.520 It's gonna be fucking great. 01:21:30.000 --> 01:21:30.800 Fuck yeah. 01:21:31.359 --> 01:21:31.680 Fuck. 01:21:32.000 --> 01:21:32.800 Okay, look. 01:21:33.199 --> 01:21:40.319 I wouldn't trust any Merritt wasn't certain that I was the man for her until that noise. 01:21:40.479 --> 01:21:40.960 Yeah. 01:21:41.279 --> 01:21:51.199 When that noise hit, when she heard a g when she heard a Gerber being unleashed and I fixed her shit, she was like, Matt who? 01:21:51.920 --> 01:21:52.079 Yeah. 01:21:52.319 --> 01:21:53.840 So so you're gonna find this funny. 01:21:54.079 --> 01:21:56.880 That ex-boyfriend lost a lot of traction. 01:21:57.039 --> 01:21:58.239 I mean, they were pinned. 01:21:58.479 --> 01:21:59.520 You got yours on you? 01:22:00.000 --> 01:22:00.720 She

got her gerber? 01:22:00.880 --> 01:22:02.479 No, I'm she's not on the clock. 01:22:02.800 --> 01:22:03.600 I'm not on the clock. 01:22:03.680 --> 01:22:04.960 I wore my comfy pants. 01:22:05.279 --> 01:22:08.640 I'm in I'm in the driveway the other day. 01:22:09.199 --> 01:22:10.319 No shit. 01:22:11.039 --> 01:22:12.960 Something happened, something needed to be worked on. 01:22:13.680 --> 01:22:14.239 Something happened. 01:22:14.319 --> 01:22:14.640 Yeah. 01:22:14.880 --> 01:22:16.960 And she did the exact same thing. 01:22:17.039 --> 01:22:19.520 And I was like, holy shit, you have been hanging out with Phil too long. 01:22:19.680 --> 01:22:26.399 No, I came into the shop the other day and she had on cutoff BDU trousers and a black t-shirt and sambas. 01:22:26.479 --> 01:22:27.760 And I was like, oh fuck. 01:22:28.800 --> 01:22:30.640 Well, I kind of looked in the ska the other day. 01:22:30.720 --> 01:22:35.039 I'm like, shit, we're gonna catch a whole other wave of ska in fucking Athens. 01:22:35.279 --> 01:22:50.079 That fucking Gerber tool will save you five to ten thousand steps a day just by the fact that you've got all that right there on your hip, and you don't have to walk in and go grab a screwdriver, or walk in and grab a pair of pliers, or walk in and get a knife, or walk, you know, like you got it right in the room. 01:22:50.239 --> 01:22:55.119 When I heard Wendy Crockett clean a carburetor right there with just a Gerber tool. 01:22:55.359 --> 01:23:03.359 When I heard Wendy Crockett talking about her outbacker multi-tool, like the outbacker, I'm gonna make it very clear. 01:23:03.600 --> 01:23:17.680 Well, no, but I I as an out I was standing there listening to you guys talk at one point about things, and like I love the fact that like there was an argument going on about multi-tools, but then the best was a third party comes in and goes, You're talking about the 728 or the 1442. 01:23:18.159 --> 01:23:18.960 Exactly. 01:23:19.359 --> 01:23:20.880 So throw this up, sleepy. 01:23:21.680 --> 01:23:23.199 This is what Wendy's talking about. 01:23:23.279 --> 01:23:24.880 We sell the we sell these at the shop. 01:23:25.119 --> 01:23:25.439 Oh yeah. 01:23:25.600 --> 01:23:25.680 Okay. 01:23:25.920 --> 01:23:27.279 I've got one of those in the back floating around some. 01:23:27.600 --> 01:23:27.920 Yeah, you do. 01:23:28.000 --> 01:23:29.279 You should have a couple of them, right? 01:23:29.760 --> 01:23:31.119 You more than one, Tom. 01:23:31.279 --> 01:23:31.680 Right. 01:23:32.399 --> 01:23:35.359 And the funny part is I have like one of everything, but Phil can never find it. 01:23:35.520 --> 01:23:36.239 Tom has two of them. 01:23:36.319 --> 01:23:38.640 There's one sitting in the one he lost a week ago. 01:23:38.720 --> 01:23:40.159 Um the other one that he lost. 01:23:41.359 --> 01:23:42.479 I still can't find the eight millimeter. 01:23:42.720 --> 01:23:43.039 It's weird. 01:23:43.279 --> 01:23:44.479 These are 20 bucks. 01:23:44.640 --> 01:23:46.800 These are 20 fucking whole dollars. 01:23:47.039 --> 01:23:53.920 If you don't own one of these, if you don't have this on your motorcycle, in lieu of a toolbox, in lieu of a tool bag. 01:23:54.079 --> 01:23:56.239 This is the one cheat code. 01:23:56.399 --> 01:24:00.560 This one thing, it's from Cruise Tools, Z-R-U-Z, like Santa Cruz. 01:24:00.640 --> 01:24:03.359 Um, Cruise Tools Outback R. 01:24:03.840 --> 01:24:08.960 That's why everyone calls it an Outbacker, but it's the Outback er uh M14. 01:24:09.359 --> 01:24:11.199 It's like it's an unsponsored endorsement. 01:24:11.520 --> 01:24:12.479 This is completely. 01:24:12.560 --> 01:24:15.520 I will contact Cruise Tools next week about my sponsorship. 01:24:15.920 --> 01:24:16.239 Okay. 01:24:16.560 --> 01:24:23.600 But here's what I want to make sure you understand is that this has an 8 mil, a 10 mil, and a 12 mil socket. 01:24:23.760 --> 01:24:26.880 Here's the trick you can ditch the 12 mil. 01:24:27.279 --> 01:24:28.960 You're almost never gonna use it. 01:24:29.119 --> 01:24:30.960 Yeah, but for some reason you're gonna need a 13. 01:24:31.199 --> 01:24:37.199 But the 13 for sure, and the 13, when you throw away the 12 mil, the 13 socket fits in the 12 mil slot. 01:24:37.840 --> 01:24:38.880 And it still works. 01:24:39.119 --> 01:24:42.479 It has a 13 mil and a 14 mil open end wrench on it. 01:24:42.640 --> 01:24:46.640 It's got three different spoke wrenches, which is too too many, right? 01:24:46.800 --> 01:24:47.279 But it does. 01:24:47.439 --> 01:24:49.680 It has three different spoke wrenches on that cocksucker. 01:24:50.079 --> 01:24:57.520 It has every hex head you'll need to take apart any Italian or you know Japanese motorcycle. 01:24:57.760 --> 01:25:05.359 If I have to have a complaint about it, it's because they under fucking the Phillips head on this thing is special needs. 01:25:05.680 --> 01:25:08.000 Um it's not too sharp. 01:25:08.239 --> 01:25:08.880 Oh shit. 01:25:08.960 --> 01:25:10.720 I just got a text message from Piper. 01:25:10.880 --> 01:25:11.439 Oh, you did? 01:25:11.680 --> 01:25:13.359 Is Sarah on the podcast? 01:25:13.520 --> 01:25:15.760 She's got her own Gerber tool and I don't. 01:25:16.399 --> 01:25:19.600 Ohchie. 01:25:20.079 --> 01:25:20.880 Hey, hey. 01:25:21.279 --> 01:25:23.119 I perks are working at the shop. 01:25:23.279 --> 01:25:25.920 Yeah, I got I got it for free and it was awesome. 01:25:26.159 --> 01:25:27.520 Best tool I've ever had. 01:25:27.760 --> 01:25:30.159 Yeah, we try to make sure everybody has a Gerber tool. 01:25:30.399 --> 01:25:31.680 Tom, did you get a Gerber tool? 01:25:31.760 --> 01:25:31.920 No. 01:25:32.000 --> 01:25:33.039 I didn't give you a Gerber tool. 01:25:33.199 --> 01:25:34.000 No, I assumed you had it. 01:25:34.079 --> 01:25:34.399 There is a tool. 01:25:34.479 --> 01:25:35.600 I'll make sure I'm gonna remedy that. 01:25:35.760 --> 01:25:36.239 You know what I have? 01:25:36.479 -->

01:25:37.680 You know what I have in the back of the shop? 01:25:37.760 --> 01:25:38.560 Yeah, all the tools. 01:25:38.720 --> 01:25:39.119 All the tools. 01:25:39.199 --> 01:25:39.600 But I can't. 01:25:39.840 --> 01:25:44.479 Gamber does have a cheap multi-tool in her life, but she probably could use something better. 01:25:45.039 --> 01:25:47.359 The one tool that I had, my brother gave it to me. 01:25:47.439 --> 01:25:49.920 I had it for like a minute and then it got lost. 01:25:50.079 --> 01:25:52.640 Oh it was a vice grip gerber tool. 01:25:52.720 --> 01:26:00.399 Like it was like it wasn't Gerber, but it was like a set of vice grips that had all the same kind of things that a Gerber has, but it was a vice grip. 01:26:00.640 --> 01:26:07.119 So just so you guys know, that's a thing that exactly exit existed, but it doesn't exist anymore. 01:26:07.359 --> 01:26:16.399 So if you can lay your hands on them, they're about 150 bucks right now, and they were made by Do It, the Vice Grip Company. 01:26:16.800 --> 01:26:20.159 So the Vice Grip Company actually made this fucking tool. 01:26:20.319 --> 01:26:25.039 And if you can lay one, if you can lay your hands on one, this is the real deal. 01:26:25.279 --> 01:26:27.439 And it is a real vice grip. 01:26:27.600 --> 01:26:28.640 That's what it was like. 01:26:29.359 --> 01:26:30.079 It was so cool. 01:26:30.239 --> 01:26:31.359 It had everything on the hands. 01:26:31.439 --> 01:26:32.960 It is a multiple fucking cool. 01:26:34.000 --> 01:26:34.319 Yeah. 01:26:34.479 --> 01:26:41.600 So if you can lay your hands on one of these, they are rare as hens teeth, but they are super, super slick if you can lay your hands on one. 01:26:41.760 --> 01:26:42.880 I owned it for like a day. 01:26:43.199 --> 01:26:43.840 Oh, did you really? 01:26:44.159 --> 01:26:46.319 I've been like, it just somehow it instantly vanished. 01:26:46.399 --> 01:26:48.159 I'm like, so this is the fakey fake one. 01:26:49.439 --> 01:26:52.640 So here's the knockoff one, if you want, if you want to get one. 01:26:52.880 --> 01:26:54.960 These are 25 whole dollars. 01:26:55.359 --> 01:26:55.840 That looks like a big one. 01:26:56.000 --> 01:26:57.600 So you can you can buy a couple of them. 01:26:57.680 --> 01:26:59.039 They're not they're not real expensive. 01:26:59.279 --> 01:27:01.199 Didn't Irwin end up with Stanley cards. 01:27:01.279 --> 01:27:01.840 But it's an Irwin. 01:27:01.920 --> 01:27:02.479 I mean, Irwin's. 01:27:02.720 --> 01:27:03.520 But they bought Stanley. 01:27:03.680 --> 01:27:03.920 They did. 01:27:04.079 --> 01:27:04.960 Irwin bought Stanley. 01:27:06.479 --> 01:27:07.199 I think they might. 01:27:07.279 --> 01:27:07.520 Yeah. 01:27:07.760 --> 01:27:09.520 Alright, so that's not a shit tool or anything. 01:27:10.000 --> 01:27:12.960 It's not it's not as good as the actual Vice Grip Prank. 01:27:14.159 --> 01:27:17.039 You get a stabber and you get a a uh hex head holder. 01:27:17.199 --> 01:27:17.920 And a bottle opener. 01:27:18.239 --> 01:27:18.479 Yeah. 01:27:18.640 --> 01:27:19.680 Yeah, that's what you get. 01:27:19.760 --> 01:27:20.159 It's not much. 01:27:20.319 --> 01:27:23.520 Oh, so you gotta take a whole you have to pair that with like a bit set or something. 01:27:23.760 --> 01:27:25.119 Yeah, there's not much going on there. 01:27:25.520 --> 01:27:25.600 Right. 01:27:25.840 --> 01:27:32.159 There's a hex bit holder and there's a decent blade, like a clip point blade with a little sheep suit at the bottom of it. 01:27:32.319 --> 01:27:32.640 It's not bad. 01:27:32.800 --> 01:27:33.840 But it's still vice grips. 01:27:34.000 --> 01:27:34.079 Yeah. 01:27:34.239 --> 01:27:35.119 It's still vice grips. 01:27:35.279 --> 01:27:36.399 It still gets the job done. 01:27:36.560 --> 01:27:44.720 And if you're gonna buy a pair of fucking vice grips for 25 bucks, might as well, you know, get this with a little extra zhuzh on it, as Sean would say. 01:27:44.960 --> 01:27:47.680 So, you know, get a little extra zhuzh, not a bad thing. 01:27:47.920 --> 01:27:51.520 But yeah, I am a fucking fiend of multi-tools. 01:27:51.680 --> 01:27:54.640 I mean, I am oh way deep into them. 01:27:55.119 --> 01:27:56.399 You love all your tools. 01:27:56.560 --> 01:27:57.600 I do love all my tools. 01:27:57.760 --> 01:27:59.600 I'm very, I'm always very excited. 01:28:00.159 --> 01:28:02.000 About the opportunity to have a new tool. 01:28:02.479 --> 01:28:03.199 What you got? 01:28:03.760 --> 01:28:04.399 Okay, K. 01:28:04.640 --> 01:28:05.119 Willen. 01:28:05.359 --> 01:28:05.439 K. 01:28:05.920 --> 01:28:07.119 I'm sorry, KW Lion. 01:28:07.279 --> 01:28:08.720 So it's like Kenworth Lion. 01:28:09.039 --> 01:28:10.239 I've been a mechanic most of my life. 01:28:10.319 --> 01:28:12.399 I carry real tools made with real metal. 01:28:12.560 --> 01:28:16.000 I had one of those given to me and gave it to somebody who didn't know better. 01:28:16.159 --> 01:28:19.359 Let me tell you a little bit about real tools made of real iron. 01:28:19.760 --> 01:28:29.119 Unlike the 17 Leatherman tools that I have had and broken and destroyed, Gerber will send you a free cocksucker anytime you want. 01:28:29.680 --> 01:28:32.640 The guys in Oregon will totally make you whole. 01:28:32.800 --> 01:28:39.680 So if you ever break a blade on this, which you can because they are, they're they're they're sharpable, right? 01:28:40.000 --> 01:28:48.560 The the blades on this, you can bend the blade, a clip point blade on a leatherman, you can bend it into the shape of a banana. 01:28:48.960 --> 01:28:49.840 This will break. 01:28:50.399 --> 01:28:53.119 These blades on these things can be a little brittle. 01:28:53.439 --> 01:28:57.039 And if you are reefing on the flathead screwdriver, you can break it. 01:28:57.439 --> 01:29:02.479 If you're reefing on the file, like using it as a wedge or a pry bar, you can break it. 01:29:03.039 --> 01:29:05.520 The leatherman blades will bend like a

banana. 01:29:06.079 --> 01:29:13.199 My SOG tools, I've got a couple of SOGs, they are kind of a happy medium between the brittleness and the bendableness. 01:29:13.680 --> 01:29:20.720 But my problem I have with the SOGs is ergonomically speaking, they don't fly right to hand, they don't open like this. 01:29:21.359 --> 01:29:28.239 When I need a pair of players, it's because I'm holding something dangerous in my right hand and I need to choke the shit out of it with my left hand. 01:29:28.479 --> 01:29:31.600 I've tried choking the shit out of it with my fingers and they weren't strong enough. 01:29:31.840 --> 01:29:33.199 So now I need pliers. 01:29:33.760 --> 01:29:40.720 And the deployment system of the Gerber system, like literally being able to snap it, I have mine locked right now, but being able to snap it. 01:29:40.800 --> 01:29:44.960 And then I went crazy on this one because it has the center drive screwdriver, right? 01:29:45.279 --> 01:29:46.960 So this one cost legit money. 01:29:47.039 --> 01:29:50.560 This is you know 120 bucks or something for the the the big daddy. 01:29:51.119 --> 01:29:55.119 But the carbide blades on this will cut through just about anything. 01:29:55.359 --> 01:29:55.920 Who's this? 01:29:56.000 --> 01:29:56.800 Kay Willen. 01:29:56.880 --> 01:29:58.880 I well go chase a you know what? 01:29:58.960 --> 01:30:00.239 Go chase a Matco truck. 01:30:00.399 --> 01:30:01.039 There you go. 01:30:01.199 --> 01:30:01.359 Right. 01:30:01.439 --> 01:30:04.319 Go call Matco because you need a real steel tool. 01:30:04.720 --> 01:30:07.359 But that's but that's cool if you want to do a real steel tool. 01:30:07.920 --> 01:30:11.199 I mean, you're not gonna take a giant pile of tools on your motorcycle. 01:30:11.359 --> 01:30:11.600 Right. 01:30:11.680 --> 01:30:13.680 And you can, I guess if you really want to get to it. 01:30:13.920 --> 01:30:17.039 What he's probably talking about, if you look up here, is the Leatherman crunch. 01:30:17.439 --> 01:30:20.000 And I found three different ways to break this fucking thing. 01:30:20.239 --> 01:30:21.279 Well, here's the thing, too. 01:30:21.439 --> 01:30:24.960 And here's the thing Leathermen wouldn't send me a new one when I broke their shit. 01:30:25.279 --> 01:30:26.880 Well, you know, no, because they break. 01:30:27.039 --> 01:30:29.760 And they're I get it. 01:30:29.840 --> 01:30:30.239 I get it. 01:30:30.319 --> 01:30:34.800 You're a mechanic and you're in the shop and you're standing there and you're none of us know anything about your toolbox. 01:30:34.880 --> 01:30:37.920 But the asymmetrical nature of running your shop, right? 01:30:38.079 --> 01:30:42.960 Where it's you might be working in the shop on a bike, but you might run out to the parking lot to prep a battery, right? 01:30:43.119 --> 01:30:49.279 To take a part, or you know, like there's field triage, there's like just like you need to be able to fix things anywhere you are, anytime you are. 01:30:49.520

--> 01:30:52.960 He said, Johnny Mack, cheap vice grips don't make good hammers. 01:30:53.119 --> 01:30:56.399 Leatherman tools are crap, and good tools rust. 01:30:56.560 --> 01:30:56.800 You know what? 01:30:56.880 --> 01:30:58.800 You know what good tools rust. 01:30:59.119 --> 01:31:02.560 I am going out of the middle here and everything makes a good hammer. 01:31:03.520 --> 01:31:04.239 People's gotta cut a use. 01:31:05.680 --> 01:31:07.680 Your tools are junk if they rust. 01:31:07.840 --> 01:31:08.159 Uh-oh. 01:31:08.319 --> 01:31:09.600 Johnny Mack's getting mad. 01:31:10.159 --> 01:31:10.560 I don't care. 01:31:11.199 --> 01:31:12.319 Settle down, settle down. 01:31:12.399 --> 01:31:14.479 He's obviously a Victorinox man. 01:31:14.720 --> 01:31:15.359 Oh boy. 01:31:15.600 --> 01:31:17.359 Well, I'll do it. 01:31:17.600 --> 01:31:19.359 The only thing that goes in my pocket has red handles. 01:31:19.760 --> 01:31:21.039 Hey, hang on, hang on, hang on. 01:31:21.199 --> 01:31:23.279 The best tools, no fucking shit. 01:31:23.439 --> 01:31:26.479 The best tools come out of the trunk of BMWs. 01:31:26.720 --> 01:31:28.000 They say Heiko down the fucking side. 01:31:28.399 --> 01:31:29.199 Heyko down the side. 01:31:29.279 --> 01:31:30.640 That's exactly right. 01:31:31.600 --> 01:31:35.920 The best tool I've ever had was an 810 Heiko stolen of fucking Mercedes. 01:31:36.159 --> 01:31:38.319 Stolen out of the back of a Mercedes. 01:31:40.000 --> 01:31:48.960 In fact, if you got a tool belt that is an old Mercedes seatbelt and everything on your tool belt is stolen out of the trunk of a Merc or a BMW, you're in my team. 01:31:49.279 --> 01:31:50.479 Fucking Heiko, baby. 01:31:51.439 --> 01:31:53.600 If I can afford a set of Heikos, I'd buy a Mercedes. 01:31:53.760 --> 01:31:55.199 Otherwise, I'd just steal them in the junkyard. 01:31:59.279 --> 01:32:00.880 What is that Gerber tool? 01:32:01.279 --> 01:32:02.560 Mine's a center drive. 01:32:02.720 --> 01:32:05.359 So mine is the the kind of all of them. 01:32:05.680 --> 01:32:09.520 So they this is the made, actual made in America. 01:32:09.680 --> 01:32:12.560 So I'll give you the There you go, Kay Wilson. 01:32:12.800 --> 01:32:15.119 Made in a fucking America steel tool. 01:32:15.680 --> 01:32:16.880 It's the give me a second. 01:32:16.960 --> 01:32:18.000 I'll I'll tell you exactly what's mine. 01:32:18.239 --> 01:32:18.880 It's Gerber. 01:32:18.960 --> 01:32:19.840 You don't like Gerber? 01:32:20.000 --> 01:32:20.800 Well, Gerber is. 01:32:21.039 --> 01:32:22.000 They make the best baby tool. 01:32:22.560 --> 01:32:26.079 I don't I have the I don't have my Gerber tool that you gave me on my 30th birthday. 01:32:26.399 --> 01:32:27.119 On your 30th birthday. 01:32:27.199 --> 01:32:31.039 That also came with the Gerber skeletonized knife, which I still have the knife somewhere. 01:32:31.199 --> 01:32:31.600 Oh, cool. 01:32:31.760 --> 01:32:32.960 And I don't know why I don't have that. 01:32:33.039 --> 01:32:33.760 That Gerber's somewhere. 01:32:38.159 --> 01:32:40.399 So this one if you just attach it to your belt, man. 01:32:40.640 --> 01:32:46.479 If you're looking for it, it's a brass pro Bass Pro Shops has them for I think$150,$160. 01:32:47.039 --> 01:32:58.159 Um, it's the center drive, but it's the the the one that you're hunting for, really, you know, the one that the one that kind of has all the fun shit on it, is going to come with a bit set. 01:32:58.319 --> 01:33:02.000 So it holds all your standard hex built bits in the center drive part. 01:33:02.239 --> 01:33:08.720 The the pliers do snatch out of the middle, so you still have the Gerber one-handed flick it open action. 01:33:08.880 --> 01:33:18.479 Uh my my beef with this thing is ultimately there's this weird extra bit holder on the outside of it that doesn't need to be there that like holds one extra bit. 01:33:18.560 --> 01:33:20.640 You could put one extra hex head bit in there. 01:33:20.800 --> 01:33:25.119 But if that thing is in the down position, then you cannot get full clamping. 01:33:25.199 --> 01:33:28.640 So if you got to pull like a nose hair out, you can't pull a nose hair out. 01:33:28.800 --> 01:33:31.439 If that clamp, if that little extra bit holder is in the down position. 01:33:32.720 --> 01:33:37.199 So if you want to fold that out of the way, then you can give them the clamps, boss. 01:33:37.359 --> 01:33:39.520 Um, but that is the deal. 01:33:39.680 --> 01:33:45.520 And so if you're if you're hunting and you want to know what it is, it's the center drive multi-tool. 01:33:45.920 --> 01:33:51.119 Uh and they come in black finish, you can get it in a uh stainless finish as well. 01:33:51.199 --> 01:33:51.600 Oh, yeah. 01:33:51.680 --> 01:33:52.640 That's what it is. 01:33:52.800 --> 01:33:54.399 Um, and I've seen them cheaper. 01:33:54.560 --> 01:33:55.760 You can buy a cheaper version. 01:33:55.920 --> 01:34:11.119 The reason I buy the Gerber is because if you break one blade on this thing, no questions asked, you mail it off to Oregon, they mail you a brand new one, and they give you a free sheath, a brand new sheath with it, and sometimes they'll give you a free bit holder too. 01:34:11.359 --> 01:34:12.720 My sheath could use some cleaning. 01:34:12.960 --> 01:34:14.560 My sheath has seen some better days. 01:34:14.800 --> 01:34:15.199 Yep. 01:34:15.439 --> 01:34:17.600 And so, yeah, I've kind of I like this. 01:34:17.760 --> 01:34:20.800 The Gerber center drive for me has been a good investment. 01:34:21.039 --> 01:34:22.800 They have some other things that are in the center. 01:34:23.119 --> 01:34:33.119 The reason for the center drive, the reason making such a big deal about it is every multi-tool in the world, when you pull out the Phillips head or the flathead screwdriver, it's on either the left side or the right side of the tool. 01:34:33.840 --> 01:34:45.920 On the Gerber center drive, this the the screwdriver bit, or you want

to put a T15 or T20 in there if you're weird or whatever, um, you are using this and it is perfectly in line. 01:34:46.479 --> 01:34:48.880 So it is neither left nor right, it is center. 01:34:49.119 --> 01:34:54.800 So when you are working with this tool, you are not turning it on an oblique angle. 01:34:55.039 --> 01:35:06.399 So I wonder if dude would be okay if you had uh Milwaukee andor snap on bits and then just put them in the tool because then what's touching I do so that's yeah, so then if it's touching my instrument, right? 01:35:06.479 --> 01:35:21.039 And so my bit set that I have is literally for the shit I work with, so it's got a T5, a T10, a T15, a T25, hex heads from M6, you know, M6 hexes down into like the things I actually use in the shop are in my carrier. 01:35:21.199 --> 01:35:21.520 There you go. 01:35:21.680 --> 01:35:31.600 And I bought really nice hex bits from you know good reputable brands so that you know we could kind of the good stuff like Harbor Freight. 01:35:31.760 --> 01:35:33.039 Like Harbor Freight, right? 01:35:33.199 --> 01:35:33.600 Exactly. 01:35:33.840 --> 01:35:38.399 So we could have the ones that we needed, so I could have my Gerber that I carry every day. 01:35:38.560 --> 01:35:40.640 And don't get me wrong, this is a heavy cocksucker. 01:35:41.039 --> 01:35:50.159 And if you compare this to the Gen 1 Gerber that didn't have the locking, like the locking blades and everything else, that was you know, a little more like a leatherman. 01:35:50.479 --> 01:35:57.680 Uh the Gen 1 Gerbers are beautiful, they're smooth and they're small, like like they're they're the size of like a little bit bigger than a big lighter. 01:35:58.239 --> 01:35:59.039 And they're pretty magical. 01:35:59.520 --> 01:36:03.359 I said I told Piper because she was like, Why does Sarah has a Gerber and I don't? 01:36:03.520 --> 01:36:05.199 I'm like, you gotta earn one from Phil. 01:36:05.520 --> 01:36:07.760 Oh wow. 01:36:08.159 --> 01:36:09.119 Summer internship. 01:36:09.359 --> 01:36:09.840 There you go. 01:36:10.079 --> 01:36:10.399 Yeah. 01:36:10.560 --> 01:36:15.520 And it's it is a thing, and everybody's like, if you talk to Adam Savage from Mythbusters, right? 01:36:15.680 --> 01:36:21.199 He's got very strong opinions on why he likes the particular multi-tool that he carries. 01:36:21.439 --> 01:36:24.800 And I have strong opinions about why I have the multi-tool that I carry. 01:36:25.119 --> 01:36:32.560 I have probably seven or eight different multi-tools that I rotate and I'll carry from day to day. 01:36:32.800 --> 01:36:37.520 Now it just so happens, after 40 years of experience, they're all Gerbers. 01:36:38.000 --> 01:36:43.520 Remember, the army, I was part of the group in the army that got given the very first round of Leathermans. 01:36:44.239 --> 01:36:45.920 We we were the test subjects. 01:36:46.239 --> 01:36:48.159 They handed us leathermans for free. 01:36:48.880 --> 01:36:53.039 And some people kept them,

and some people thought this is a great idea and went and bought a Gerber. 01:36:53.279 --> 01:36:53.680 You know? 01:36:53.840 --> 01:36:55.199 So I bought a Gerber. 01:36:55.680 --> 01:37:03.359 Now, do I agree that Gerber has had some questionable changes in their ownership or had some questionable changes in some of the stuff they build? 01:37:03.600 --> 01:37:04.319 Sure, I do. 01:37:04.720 --> 01:37:05.840 Yeah, absolutely. 01:37:06.159 --> 01:37:15.199 Um I just think that the center drive is because one-handed opening and because real a real screwdriver that you can really ref on shit with. 01:37:15.439 --> 01:37:17.760 And I've never broken a center drive ever. 01:37:18.079 --> 01:37:21.039 And I use it on some pretty shit, some pretty heavy shit. 01:37:21.600 --> 01:37:24.319 But Tom, but Mecklefresh is right. 01:37:24.640 --> 01:37:32.800 It saves you fucking seven hours a week of being like, I'm here, the problem is here, but my tools are there. 01:37:33.680 --> 01:37:40.079 And I can't imagine what my Batman utility belt would look like if I tried to EDC everything that the Gerber replaces. 01:37:40.319 --> 01:37:45.119 If I was still a mechanic at Pride, and I was actually thinking of doing this when I was in radio repair, yeah. 01:37:45.279 --> 01:37:46.720 I was gonna have the tool vest. 01:37:46.880 --> 01:37:47.039 Yeah. 01:37:47.279 --> 01:37:48.640 Where it was Hell yeah, man. 01:37:48.800 --> 01:37:51.279 I was gonna throw on a vest, and I was gonna have like a bunch of different tools. 01:37:51.439 --> 01:37:52.319 You could be John Popper. 01:37:52.479 --> 01:37:53.920 I would just have a bunch of different tools on the bottom. 01:37:54.079 --> 01:37:55.039 Full of harmonicas. 01:37:56.000 --> 01:38:00.399 Yeah, for the longest time I've wanted like a tool belt, you know, like a carpenter. 01:38:00.800 --> 01:38:03.119 Because you're a super person, you need a utility belt. 01:38:03.359 --> 01:38:03.600 I know. 01:38:03.840 --> 01:38:05.119 Dun dun dun. 01:38:05.439 --> 01:38:09.439 I do all the I do all the house handy handy person stuff. 01:38:09.760 --> 01:38:10.079 Yeah. 01:38:10.319 --> 01:38:14.159 But then sometimes I'm not like skilled enough and it turns out like really bad. 01:38:14.399 --> 01:38:14.880 It's okay. 01:38:15.039 --> 01:38:17.600 I drilled like six holes in our wall once. 01:38:17.760 --> 01:38:18.159 Oh, really? 01:38:18.319 --> 01:38:19.520 Yeah, I did a hang a hang up. 01:38:20.319 --> 01:38:20.720 I still do that. 01:38:20.800 --> 01:38:21.359 That's what toothpaste. 01:38:21.600 --> 01:38:23.279 Sunday we're doing sump pump training at my house. 01:38:23.359 --> 01:38:24.079 It'll be fun. 01:38:25.600 --> 01:38:26.479 No biggie. 01:38:26.640 --> 01:38:27.279 No biggie. 01:38:27.520 --> 01:38:29.199 Got a nice American-made sump pump. 01:38:29.279 --> 01:38:29.600 Yep. 01:38:29.840 --> 01:38:32.000 So it's since it's Girl Power Day. 01:38:32.159 --> 01:38:32.479 Is it? 01:38:32.640 --> 01:38:34.159 Well, apparently, because you know Sarah's. 01:38:34.800 --> 01:38:35.840 I'm not wearing my feminist shirt. 01:38:36.159 --> 01:38:36.239 Okay. 01:38:37.119 --> 01:38:38.079 Hey, I am. 01:38:38.720 --> 01:38:39.279 You are. 01:38:39.439 --> 01:38:39.760 Yeah. 01:38:40.720 --> 01:38:42.560 Because Missy got so much shit over this. 01:38:42.640 --> 01:38:43.520 I'm like, no, fuck that. 01:38:43.600 --> 01:38:44.319 Bring that in pink. 01:38:44.479 --> 01:38:44.800 Again. 01:38:44.880 --> 01:38:45.119 Yeah. 01:38:46.960 --> 01:38:47.600 Fuck that shit. 01:38:47.680 --> 01:38:48.399 I want it in pink. 01:38:48.560 --> 01:38:51.520 Um, sorry, your mid-Ohio Vintage Day shirt isn't macho enough. 01:38:51.760 --> 01:38:52.159 Oh, I know. 01:38:52.399 --> 01:38:54.479 You have a you have a raccoon and a tutu. 01:38:55.279 --> 01:38:56.239 It's fucking amazing. 01:38:56.479 --> 01:38:57.119 I fucking love it. 01:38:57.439 --> 01:38:58.079 Here, can we get it? 01:38:58.319 --> 01:38:59.439 Yeah, it's amazing. 01:39:00.079 --> 01:39:00.960 Yeah, it's fucking great. 01:39:01.920 --> 01:39:02.560 Ain't nothing wrong with that. 01:39:02.800 --> 01:39:04.239 Missy put that up on the AMA board. 01:39:04.479 --> 01:39:06.319 Like everybody was like, it's not manly enough. 01:39:06.399 --> 01:39:10.000 So I posted a bunch of crazy shit with like skulls and guns and flames and bullshit. 01:39:10.079 --> 01:39:12.479 And so I got I got cucked at the AMA. 01:39:13.920 --> 01:39:17.680 My wife got double teamed and fucking Eiffel Towered and shit. 01:39:17.840 --> 01:39:19.439 And nobody thought it was funny. 01:39:19.680 --> 01:39:25.119 I watched my wife burn the tire off my motorcycle in Captain's Corners, and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. 01:39:25.279 --> 01:39:25.760 Yeah. 01:39:26.800 --> 01:39:30.880 But I wanted to bring up so Ivy, who's hung out with us now for Ivy. 01:39:31.359 --> 01:39:33.439 So three years ago, didn't know how to ride. 01:39:33.520 --> 01:39:33.760 Right. 01:39:34.000 --> 01:39:38.319 End of that that season, she was riding a four-speed SSR. 01:39:38.399 --> 01:39:38.640 Yeah. 01:39:38.720 --> 01:39:39.359 Oh, instantly. 01:39:39.439 --> 01:39:39.600 Yeah. 01:39:40.000 --> 01:39:42.560 Next year, she was tearing around the SSR. 01:39:42.640 --> 01:39:43.039 In the deep end. 01:39:43.279 --> 01:39:45.439 And then doing wheelies and then barrel racing. 01:39:46.399 --> 01:39:49.520 This year, she's jumping your scooter over fire. 01:39:49.680 --> 01:39:49.920 Oh, yeah. 01:39:50.000 --> 01:39:50.720 No, having no problem. 01:39:50.960 --> 01:39:56.640 And then jumped in the Zorball, and we coerced her into crowd surfing, which I dropped that video today. 01:39:56.720 --> 01:40:03.600 And I'm so proud of her, and I think it's so awesome that she is shenanigan that I want to I wanted to give her something today. 01:40:03.680 --> 01:40:05.359 You want to give her a little shenanigan award? 01:40:05.520 --> 01:40:10.960 Well,

what I want to do is I want to bestow upon her the caretaking of Not a Ramp. 01:40:11.359 --> 01:40:13.439 Oh, she's going to become the Not a Ramp master. 01:40:13.680 --> 01:40:14.880 She's going to become master of the rap. 01:40:15.039 --> 01:40:15.840 I think that's a great idea. 01:40:16.000 --> 01:40:16.800 But here's the important part. 01:40:16.960 --> 01:40:17.920 Every year she can add an answer. 01:40:18.079 --> 01:40:19.119 It can not be asked for. 01:40:19.279 --> 01:40:20.800 It can only be given away from that. 01:40:21.039 --> 01:40:26.640 If something happens to this ramp, she can create a new Notaramp because she is the person now. 01:40:26.800 --> 01:40:27.359 And at some point. 01:40:27.680 --> 01:40:29.600 Does that mean you forgot it there and Anson already picked it up? 01:40:30.000 --> 01:40:30.479 No, no. 01:40:31.359 --> 01:40:32.960 I have it in the garage. 01:40:33.199 --> 01:40:39.279 But I I just, you know, because like she's showing up and she's doing this stuff and she's representing for the younger generation. 01:40:39.359 --> 01:40:39.439 Right. 01:40:39.680 --> 01:40:41.600 And I want the shenanigans to continue. 01:40:41.760 --> 01:40:42.000 Okay. 01:40:42.159 --> 01:40:47.119 And so I think that if if if she's the protector of Notaramp, she has earned it. 01:40:47.279 --> 01:40:47.600 Yeah. 01:40:47.760 --> 01:40:51.279 And that way the younger generation is now part of our shenanigans. 01:40:51.359 --> 01:40:57.359 And if we are no longer here, perhaps our idea is just a little bit more. 01:40:57.600 --> 01:40:59.279 I think she's going to add a two before. 01:41:00.239 --> 01:41:01.359 To Notaramp every year. 01:41:02.239 --> 01:41:05.039 I think every year she's going to add a two before. 01:41:05.680 --> 01:41:08.640 And the Notaramp's going to become like a little bit more? 01:41:08.800 --> 01:41:09.760 Yeah, a little bit more. 01:41:10.000 --> 01:41:10.880 Otherwise we're going to have to do that. 01:41:11.119 --> 01:41:16.000 I got to get a new pair of uh riding sandals because I'm a little timid about that kind of shit. 01:41:17.920 --> 01:41:20.720 I don't know if anybody would like to donate a pair of size 15 riding sandals. 01:41:20.880 --> 01:41:24.319 At least one where your big toe isn't like literally hanging out the side of whatever. 01:41:24.720 --> 01:41:32.800 And I've got to learn to smile because I looked at my picture of the flaming Nada ramp, and I'm like, You're taking it very seriously for an eight-inch launch. 01:41:32.960 --> 01:41:39.840 And then you look at the slow motion, it's like the front, the front wheel gets a little air, and then the back tire just goes, come on. 01:41:40.880 --> 01:41:42.560 I've caught bigger air leaving Aldi. 01:41:42.720 --> 01:41:47.680 Well, I'm like, well, I knew you were going to be filming, so I'm like, I'm not eating shit on this one. 01:41:48.640 --> 01:41:51.199 Dude, that one you you came down on the front wheel. 01:41:51.279 --> 01:41:52.319

I thought you were eating. 01:41:52.560 --> 01:41:54.079 Like, you did a pretty good roller. 01:41:54.159 --> 01:41:55.279 No, it was a good roller. 01:41:55.600 --> 01:41:57.039 No, I didn't I overcooked it. 01:41:57.199 --> 01:41:58.399 I came, I was like, Oh, yeah. 01:41:58.560 --> 01:42:01.359 I was like, I landed like straight up and down on the back wheel. 01:42:01.680 --> 01:42:03.680 No, there was the one time that you landed on the front wheel. 01:42:04.479 --> 01:42:05.600 So I don't jump very well. 01:42:06.079 --> 01:42:07.199 Oh, dude, nobody does. 01:42:07.279 --> 01:42:08.399 That's why not a ramp exist. 01:42:08.720 --> 01:42:16.640 I came out of Aldi the other day on a customer's bike, and I always park up by where the carts are because I don't want my bike getting hit by some car in the parking light, like Dan's bike, right? 01:42:16.720 --> 01:42:16.880 Yeah. 01:42:17.039 --> 01:42:20.720 So I always park where the shopping carts are up on the higher level. 01:42:20.960 --> 01:42:22.960 So I jumped out of Aldi. 01:42:23.199 --> 01:42:27.199 I had everything I could carry in my hands, but nothing that fit under the seat of the bike. 01:42:27.439 --> 01:42:28.319 Oops. 01:42:28.800 --> 01:42:30.079 I overbought. 01:42:30.319 --> 01:42:32.239 So I overbought at Aldi. 01:42:32.479 --> 01:42:37.439 So some of the items got what it was, is it was a customer's bike, and I looked under the seat and I was surprised to find a helmet. 01:42:37.600 --> 01:42:40.079 Oh and I was planning for no helmet. 01:42:40.399 --> 01:42:41.119 It's always the worst. 01:42:41.359 --> 01:42:41.680 It is. 01:42:41.840 --> 01:42:46.560 And so I turned the helmet upside down and put the items, some of the items I had bought into the upside down helmet. 01:42:47.520 --> 01:42:49.039 My helmet smell like broccoli. 01:42:52.079 --> 01:42:54.159 And did somebody fart my helmet? 01:42:54.479 --> 01:43:00.079 I put the other items on the floorboard, right, of the scooter, kind of hold them with my feet. 01:43:00.319 --> 01:43:05.039 But then in order to get off the curb, you do kind of have to do a little, a little, a hop, a bunny hop, right? 01:43:05.760 --> 01:43:10.960 So I'm gonna bunny hop off the curb because I don't want to go off slow and then high center myself or hit the exhaust or anything. 01:43:11.279 --> 01:43:13.439 So I'll just do a quick little, you know? 01:43:13.600 --> 01:43:19.359 So I did a quick little off the curb, but I forgot that this particular bike was a 310. 01:43:19.520 --> 01:43:22.159 And so there was a little more than available. 01:43:22.319 --> 01:43:27.279 It was more like and so it did this kind of really sexy rrrr. 01:43:27.520 --> 01:43:28.479 Where is Sean for this? 01:43:28.800 --> 01:43:37.840 But when it did this, camping, I ended up I ended up going about six feet into the parking lot on my little rrr session. 01:43:38.079 --> 01:43:44.079 And this dude saw me, and I'm very happy that it didn't hit him, his car, or anything else. 01:43:44.239 --> 01:43:54.720 And I executed the landing beautifully, except for all the items that were on the floorboards ejected like a James Bond fucking DB5, you know, like a little Hot Wheels toy. 01:43:54.800 --> 01:43:56.880 You press the button and just shit just goes everywhere. 01:43:57.039 --> 01:43:58.560 Rock'em sock'em robots. 01:43:58.720 --> 01:44:02.159 And when I landed, all the items on the floorboard scattered. 01:44:02.239 --> 01:44:03.439 And I was like, rutro. 01:44:03.600 --> 01:44:06.399 So I had to put the bike on the sidestand and go scoop up all my shit. 01:44:06.479 --> 01:44:07.600 But the dude was like, don't care. 01:44:07.680 --> 01:44:08.880 That was cool wheelie. 01:44:09.119 --> 01:44:10.560 I was like, thank you. 01:44:10.720 --> 01:44:12.000 That was what I was going for. 01:44:12.239 --> 01:44:13.520 But I did, I overcooked it. 01:44:14.079 --> 01:44:16.800 And it is easy to overcook it on an eight-inch ramp. 01:44:16.960 --> 01:44:19.600 Like, you know, you just don't realize I like not a ramp. 01:44:19.680 --> 01:44:20.960 It's the perfect little ramp. 01:44:21.039 --> 01:44:25.199 It's like, uh, if you really wanted to get a little air, just hit it fast, but it's it's the narrate angle and everything. 01:44:25.359 --> 01:44:25.520 It's good. 01:44:25.680 --> 01:44:26.399 And you can pump it up. 01:44:26.479 --> 01:44:30.159 Like I pumped up Notter ramp a bunch of times where you can actually get a nice bounce out of it. 01:44:30.239 --> 01:44:36.000 Dude, there's some dudes that I don't know how they there were the one kid on that KX, whatever it was, was like four and a half feet in the air off Nada Ramp. 01:44:36.159 --> 01:44:41.039 Tim Burke came by on the zero, pumped up the Nada ramp, and and he went four feet up in the air. 01:44:41.600 --> 01:44:43.359 That lady with the baby strapped to her chest. 01:44:43.600 --> 01:44:44.000 Oh my god. 01:44:44.319 --> 01:44:44.880 On the e-bike. 01:44:45.199 --> 01:44:46.000 Seriously. 01:44:46.640 --> 01:44:48.800 Baby on board launched. 01:44:49.039 --> 01:44:51.359 Through the fire, seven feet in the air. 01:44:51.520 --> 01:44:54.239 Yeah, baby on board straight up fucking launched. 01:44:54.479 --> 01:45:00.720 Yeah, I can't tell you how many uh women I saw with little little like babies on the four-wheelers. 01:45:01.039 --> 01:45:01.279 I know. 01:45:01.920 --> 01:45:04.000 Oh no, the that was probably Carson Brown's girl. 01:45:04.960 --> 01:45:11.119 It was the lady on a four-wheeler who had her older daughter right behind her straight up vertical. 01:45:19.840 --> 01:45:20.319 Oh, yeah. 01:45:20.479 --> 01:45:21.520 That was hysterical. 01:45:21.760 --> 01:45:25.119 But then you have to ask yourself, child endagement or best life ever? 01:45:25.279 --> 01:45:25.600 Yes. 01:45:25.920 --> 01:45:34.640 I will say that the cute kids, little little like six-year-old kids racing on their little dirt bikes, were so cute. 01:45:35.039 -->

01:45:38.960 Especially especially that one on the PW80 that kept bringing the T wire around. 01:45:39.199 --> 01:45:40.000 Let's not undersell him. 01:45:40.079 --> 01:45:41.039 Yeah, that is a TT. 01:45:41.199 --> 01:45:42.239 That's a competition bike, right? 01:45:42.479 --> 01:45:44.399 And he literally kept bringing cardboard around the card. 01:45:44.560 --> 01:45:45.279 T Tid. 01:45:46.000 --> 01:45:48.159 T T 80 kid was like, Are you Unky Phil? 01:45:48.399 --> 01:45:49.760 And I was like, I'm Unky Phil. 01:45:49.920 --> 01:45:53.840 And he goes, My dad listens to your podcast, but we're not allowed to listen to the swears. 01:45:54.479 --> 01:45:56.720 And I was like, fucking awesome kid. 01:45:56.960 --> 01:46:01.520 There was a moment, there was a moment that I wish I could pull from, I could snap that picture. 01:46:01.680 --> 01:46:11.119 It was this toe-headed little blue-eyed kid and like a country, like you could just tell he was a country kid on his bike, and he like pulled up or something, and he was just like moving it around. 01:46:11.279 --> 01:46:14.880 He was kind of talking to himself, and I'm like, that's the cutest little thing right there. 01:46:15.199 --> 01:46:15.760 That little kid. 01:46:16.079 --> 01:46:17.039 Kid's dealing with some shit. 01:46:18.000 --> 01:46:18.880 He's riding his little bike. 01:46:19.760 --> 01:46:20.399 I like my bike. 01:46:20.479 --> 01:46:22.800 And I want to go for the city. 01:46:22.880 --> 01:46:25.520 I'm gonna have a great time, but I gotta get back and plow that back 40. 01:46:25.840 --> 01:46:26.960 He was just like, oh my god. 01:46:27.279 --> 01:46:28.800 Like that's kind of how I ride. 01:46:31.039 --> 01:46:33.119 The second divorce from Darlene is gonna be crazy. 01:46:35.279 --> 01:46:36.960 Just having a great fucking time. 01:46:37.119 --> 01:46:42.159 Your crowd surfing video of uh Ivy and the Zorb is fucking delightful. 01:46:42.319 --> 01:46:42.479 Thanks. 01:46:42.960 --> 01:46:43.680 That is delightful. 01:46:44.000 --> 01:46:47.920 I really wanted to show how I think you captured the spirit of the Zorb. 01:46:48.079 --> 01:46:48.319 Yeah. 01:46:48.479 --> 01:46:52.319 Like you talk about things that should you're like, this is a good party. 01:46:52.399 --> 01:46:54.159 They're burning a tire off a bike over there. 01:46:54.319 --> 01:46:57.680 There's 97 people throwing beer and spray and shit on each other. 01:46:57.840 --> 01:46:58.560 This is great. 01:46:58.720 --> 01:46:59.840 We're having a good time. 01:47:00.000 --> 01:47:02.079 There's a naked guy with fireworks on his head. 01:47:02.239 --> 01:47:03.199 What could make it better? 01:47:03.439 --> 01:47:03.840 Zorb. 01:47:04.079 --> 01:47:04.239 Yeah. 01:47:04.399 --> 01:47:05.680 Well, what the fuck's a Zorb? 01:47:06.000 --> 01:47:08.960 Well, it's an entire inflatable ball that you put a teenager in, of course. 01:47:09.119 --> 01:47:13.039 That was my favorite part, wasn't the captain was like, he goes,

What the hell is coming up here? 01:47:13.199 --> 01:47:14.239 What is going on? 01:47:14.399 --> 01:47:16.079 Oh God, it's the FEMA guys. 01:47:16.239 --> 01:47:17.520 It's the FEMA guys. 01:47:17.760 --> 01:47:19.359 It's always the FEMA guys. 01:47:19.520 --> 01:47:20.239 You assholes. 01:47:20.399 --> 01:47:21.760 It's always Cleveland Moto. 01:47:22.079 --> 01:47:23.359 Fucking FEMA camp. 01:47:23.520 --> 01:47:30.640 Like, yeah, we're having a great old time and we're inhaling all these Carson gens, and there's half naked people, and motherfucker, these assholes again. 01:47:30.960 --> 01:47:31.359 I know. 01:47:31.600 --> 01:47:34.880 I mean, I want the burnout pit to have a better beer injection system. 01:47:35.039 --> 01:47:40.159 It's like, well, you're going up there to try to do a burnout, and then somebody pours a beer on your head. 01:47:40.239 --> 01:47:43.359 It's not like, you know, you're like, okay, I'll take a drink of beer. 01:47:43.840 --> 01:47:44.000 Right. 01:47:44.079 --> 01:47:48.079 I could use a drink of beer, but instead it's just bukkake straight to the face hole. 01:47:48.319 --> 01:47:48.479 Yeah. 01:47:48.800 --> 01:47:50.479 I mean, like, give me a beer funnel. 01:47:50.880 --> 01:47:51.039 Right. 01:47:51.199 --> 01:47:54.399 Next time I'm going to go to the fucking funnel hanging out of my mouth. 01:47:55.199 --> 01:47:55.600 Yes. 01:47:56.000 --> 01:47:56.479 Exactly. 01:47:57.119 --> 01:47:58.159 You got to be careful though. 01:47:58.239 --> 01:48:03.039 If you have the bourbon furry with a hose, that fucking guy. 01:48:03.279 --> 01:48:04.560 That fucking guy. 01:48:05.119 --> 01:48:05.920 Oh, it's hysterical. 01:48:06.000 --> 01:48:07.520 We were like, what happened to the thing? 01:48:07.600 --> 01:48:13.359 And then I was in the hallway the other day, and I'm like, oh, it's in the back of the Coleman we haven't touched for a year. 01:48:13.600 --> 01:48:13.920 Oh. 01:48:15.039 --> 01:48:17.520 Like we were looking for good job, Tom. 01:48:18.239 --> 01:48:22.960 We were, I will legit tell you, if anybody said, Where's the sprayer? 01:48:23.119 --> 01:48:24.720 I would have said, back of the Coleman. 01:48:24.960 --> 01:48:27.199 Because we put the Coleman in the trailer last year. 01:48:27.359 --> 01:48:27.520 Yeah. 01:48:27.760 --> 01:48:29.359 It hasn't moved an inch. 01:48:29.680 --> 01:48:33.920 And we put the we put the irrigation sprayer. 01:48:34.079 --> 01:48:34.159 Right. 01:48:34.479 --> 01:48:36.800 We put the the sprayer into the back of the Coleman. 01:48:37.039 --> 01:48:40.000 I mean, it's like And all the other shit that was in the back of the Coleman's still in the back of the Coleman. 01:48:40.159 --> 01:48:43.279 Yeah, it's going to be fine because it's got 190,000 proof fucking alcohol. 01:48:43.600 --> 01:48:44.560 Well, so here's what's fun. 01:48:44.960 --> 01:48:46.640 Tim Hempling has an important message. 01:48:46.800 --> 01:48:47.199 Oh, oh. 01:48:47.600 --> 01:48:48.640 It's

a gel pad. 01:48:48.800 --> 01:48:50.000 It is a gel pad. 01:48:53.680 --> 01:48:57.279 What's funny is I actually needed to use the sprayer yesterday. 01:48:57.520 --> 01:49:00.000 So um you could use that, and we'll get a new one for now. 01:49:00.239 --> 01:49:04.000 Well, it's okay because, you know, sometimes when oils come in super separate. 01:49:04.159 --> 01:49:08.479 Sometimes when oils get changed, some oils go into the motor and some oils go adjacent to the motor. 01:49:08.560 --> 01:49:08.720 Right? 01:49:08.960 --> 01:49:09.119 Right. 01:49:09.199 --> 01:49:09.520 It happens. 01:49:09.680 --> 01:49:12.000 And so there's this V7 that we had. 01:49:12.239 --> 01:49:18.640 And you know, the customer's a great customer, but he's not the kind of customer that's going to be okay with oils outside of his motor. 01:49:19.279 --> 01:49:19.600 Okay. 01:49:19.760 --> 01:49:21.359 Just saying that for what it's worth. 01:49:21.920 --> 01:49:28.960 So I got some, you know, I got some industrial Zepp, industrial cleaner, and I gave it and I, you know, sprayed all the oily parts. 01:49:29.279 --> 01:49:38.159 And I sprayed all the oily parts, and I was like, I need something to spray some warm water on the soapy parts to make the soapy parts take the oily parts away. 01:49:38.399 --> 01:49:42.000 And I was like, bum bum bum garden sprayer. 01:49:42.319 --> 01:49:48.960 So I grabbed the the bourbon fairy's garden sprayer and I filled it up with warm water, as one does. 01:49:49.600 --> 01:49:50.960 No, there's no battery pack on it. 01:49:51.279 --> 01:49:52.079 So it needs a battery pack. 01:49:52.960 --> 01:49:53.520 It doesn't matter though. 01:49:54.079 --> 01:49:54.960 But here's the fun. 01:49:55.359 --> 01:49:59.760 So I I put hot water in the bottom of the Bourbon Fairy sprayer. 01:50:00.000 --> 01:50:02.560 And I pump, pump, pump, pump, pump. 01:50:03.039 --> 01:50:04.640 And I hit it. 01:50:04.800 --> 01:50:08.000 Well, the entire pump assembly is still full of bourbon. 01:50:08.880 --> 01:50:10.159 The hose and everything. 01:50:10.560 --> 01:50:12.479 The hose, the pump. 01:50:12.640 --> 01:50:16.000 There's about seven ounces of bourbon left in the sprayer. 01:50:16.239 --> 01:50:16.479 Nice. 01:50:16.640 --> 01:50:21.439 So I sprayed it on dude's motorcycle, which was warm from the test ride. 01:50:21.600 --> 01:50:23.840 And I was like, well, that's delicious. 01:50:25.920 --> 01:50:33.359 And my instantly, the little the little screw I have in the back of my brain that works on bourbon, my little screw in the back of my bourbon went, I should go get some bourbon. 01:50:33.520 --> 01:50:33.760 Yeah. 01:50:33.920 --> 01:50:35.520 I was like, I have a bunch of bourbon. 01:50:35.840 --> 01:50:38.000 It's a new seat conditioner we offer for all our bikes. 01:50:38.079 --> 01:50:39.600 It's called the bourbon trailer. 01:50:39.840 --> 01:50:43.359 I literally came out in the driveway and saw that puddle and I was like, oh fuck, what the hell? 01:50:43.760 --> 01:50:44.560 What is leaking? 01:50:44.720 --> 01:50:46.000 No, it was, yeah, exactly. 01:50:46.079 --> 01:50:47.359 It was just a cleanup. 01:50:48.239 --> 01:50:50.000 It was just a cleanup. 01:50:50.159 --> 01:50:51.439 And yeah, there we go. 01:50:51.520 --> 01:50:52.479 That that's it. 01:50:52.640 --> 01:50:53.600 Good for good for us. 01:50:54.640 --> 01:50:56.880 And you don't have enough Harleys to make it unbelievable. 01:51:00.000 --> 01:51:01.199 Somebody pulls in the driver and they're like, what? 01:51:01.279 --> 01:51:02.239 You start working on Harleys on this? 01:51:02.640 --> 01:51:05.199 The funny part is this year it technically wasn't the Bourbon Ferry. 01:51:05.279 --> 01:51:06.319 It was the Fireball Ferry. 01:51:06.479 --> 01:51:07.760 No, it was the Bourbon Ferry. 01:51:07.840 --> 01:51:09.119 Well, let me let me. 01:51:09.199 --> 01:51:12.800 I'm gonna I I believe that Luke and myself can give states evidence. 01:51:12.880 --> 01:51:13.359 Well, yes. 01:51:13.520 --> 01:51:16.399 There were at least eight bottles of bourbon. 01:51:16.800 --> 01:51:22.239 There was the the handle full of mixed bourbon, and then there was two. 01:51:23.279 --> 01:51:26.079 Two shooters, two squirt bottles. 01:51:26.319 --> 01:51:27.359 Fireball was an option. 01:51:27.520 --> 01:51:28.239 I have fireball. 01:51:28.399 --> 01:51:30.399 But primary was bourbon shooting. 01:51:30.640 --> 01:51:30.800 Yeah. 01:51:30.960 --> 01:51:37.520 There were two fireball options, and when we got down to nothing left but fireball, it was time to shut the party down. 01:51:37.680 --> 01:51:37.920 Yeah. 01:51:38.079 --> 01:51:38.239 Yeah. 01:51:38.399 --> 01:51:41.279 When we got down to nothing but fireball, we were like, we're walking back to the ball. 01:51:41.520 --> 01:51:44.800 And the thing is, the failure rate, like you hit fireball in somebody's eyes. 01:51:47.760 --> 01:51:51.439 Dude, a lot of people took took bourbon in the fucking eye holes. 01:51:51.520 --> 01:51:51.760 Yeah. 01:51:52.000 --> 01:51:55.439 So the the sprayer is the better delivery system. 01:51:55.920 --> 01:51:57.359 Yeah, single stream source. 01:51:57.680 --> 01:52:02.880 The sprayer, because with those bottles with the holes poked in the top of the water bottles, they go everywhere. 01:52:03.199 --> 01:52:05.920 It's like it's like you know, it's like peeing after, well, never. 01:52:06.319 --> 01:52:06.560 No. 01:52:07.199 --> 01:52:09.039 It's like the first pee when you wake up in the morning. 01:52:09.199 --> 01:52:09.520 Thank you. 01:52:09.600 --> 01:52:10.640 It goes everywhere. 01:52:10.800 --> 01:52:11.199 Yeah. 01:52:11.520 --> 01:52:12.800 Super, super something. 01:52:13.039 --> 01:52:18.079 Well, I mean, for the for the for the I kept trying to send people down to Dollar General to go get super soakers. 01:52:18.239 --> 01:52:18.640 Ah, uh. 01:52:18.880 --> 01:52:22.399 And everybody's like, yeah, we'll go to we'll go get and like it kept

getting later and later. 01:52:22.479 --> 01:52:24.239 I'm like, who the fuck is going to Dollar General? 01:52:24.399 --> 01:52:24.640 Right. 01:52:24.880 --> 01:52:25.520 And nobody went. 01:52:25.760 --> 01:52:26.960 Nobody's going to Dollar General. 01:52:27.039 --> 01:52:27.840 Are you kidding me? 01:52:28.079 --> 01:52:29.119 It'll be rectified. 01:52:29.199 --> 01:52:31.359 It'll be made a whole for next year. 01:52:31.600 --> 01:52:32.560 It'll be fine for next year. 01:52:32.640 --> 01:52:35.199 It'll we won't be even a slight inconvenience. 01:52:35.520 --> 01:52:36.960 Next year he's dual wielding. 01:52:37.439 --> 01:52:38.640 Next year, Bourbon Fairy. 01:52:39.119 --> 01:52:43.039 I believe that either I think the sprayer works good. 01:52:43.119 --> 01:52:43.439 Yeah. 01:52:43.600 --> 01:52:48.880 I think the way it is, but I do think squirter or uh garden sprayer bandolero. 01:52:49.039 --> 01:52:49.279 Yes. 01:52:49.439 --> 01:52:51.840 So I think a a nice shoulder strap. 01:52:52.239 --> 01:52:58.159 And then in the shoulder straps, we can just have little bottles of like Shanke's or Underberg or little shooters. 01:52:58.960 --> 01:53:01.279 That sounds like a job for uh Perry Security. 01:53:01.359 --> 01:53:01.600 Yes. 01:53:01.760 --> 01:53:03.840 Yes, there they're I already have such items. 01:53:03.920 --> 01:53:06.159 So I have a band, I have a beardelier, but it's a good one. 01:53:09.039 --> 01:53:09.600 Oh my god. 01:53:09.760 --> 01:53:11.920 And I mean it's only had Roundup and everything else in it. 01:53:12.640 --> 01:53:13.520 That's safe to drink, though. 01:53:13.600 --> 01:53:14.000 So you know. 01:53:14.159 --> 01:53:15.039 Yeah, Roundup's safe. 01:53:15.199 --> 01:53:16.720 Yeah, it's glycephate. 01:53:16.880 --> 01:53:17.359 Yeah, let's go. 01:53:17.600 --> 01:53:18.000 We're okay. 01:53:18.079 --> 01:53:18.479 We're fine. 01:53:18.640 --> 01:53:19.600 Yeah, that's cool. 01:53:19.840 --> 01:53:20.159 No problem. 01:53:20.640 --> 01:53:29.039 I was mentioning the Underberg bandolier to somebody at uh oh the Boston guys at uh mid-Ohio, and they're like, I'm sorry, what? 01:53:29.199 --> 01:53:31.119 I said, Yeah, they're about this size. 01:53:31.279 --> 01:53:31.920 I I have them. 01:53:32.159 --> 01:53:34.880 And every bartender in America, that's what they drink. 01:53:34.960 --> 01:53:43.760 And he's the Underberg thing is just of the promo programs, Underberg is a little tiny snorkeler like Jaegermeister is, right? 01:53:43.840 --> 01:53:45.680 It's a little tiny airport bottle. 01:53:45.840 --> 01:53:50.800 And the idea is, you know, it's uh digestive, you're supposed to have it after a meal to keep your tummy from getting upset. 01:53:50.960 --> 01:53:53.760 But the red cap on it looks like a Tabasco cap. 01:53:54.159 --> 01:53:55.760 And you save up the caps. 01:53:55.840 --> 01:54:04.000 And when you save up enough caps, you send them in and they will send you Underberg promo items, branded merchandise, you know, that Chanky's whip stuff. 01:54:04.720 --> 01:54:10.399 And so the first item though that I think everybody gets is the Underberg Bandolero. 01:54:10.800 --> 01:54:16.960 So you get the, you know, you get the Underberg Bandolero, and it's you know set up to hold like 24 bottles of Underberg. 01:54:17.520 --> 01:54:23.600 Which is 23 bottles too much because Underberg's not exactly the kind of thing you're like, that was great, let me have another one. 01:54:23.760 --> 01:54:26.560 Let's let's do 47 shots of what are you drinking under there? 01:54:26.960 --> 01:54:27.600 Underberg. 01:54:28.800 --> 01:54:51.119 I think it was very funny that um Liza, neither Liza nor Wendy could pronounce Malort in their retelling of the Malort story, where Liza admitting to giving Malort to some underage people in the most guarded of possible conditions, of course. 01:54:51.279 --> 01:54:59.279 Um, I can tell you that the Bourbon Ferry was doing a very good job of screening potential recipients. 01:54:59.520 --> 01:55:00.880 I'm not going down for that. 01:55:01.680 --> 01:55:02.960 He's not going down for that. 01:55:03.199 --> 01:55:07.680 I I bounced, I bounced last year and deferred to you. 01:55:08.079 --> 01:55:08.640 Yeah, for sure. 01:55:08.960 --> 01:55:10.640 Because I went, no, I'm not carding these fucking. 01:55:10.880 --> 01:55:12.960 They're not gonna card people for the Bourbon Ferry. 01:55:13.119 --> 01:55:14.640 I'm I like how old are you? 01:55:14.960 --> 01:55:16.000 You can't, you're 14. 01:55:16.159 --> 01:55:17.520 It was two type. 01:55:17.760 --> 01:55:21.439 There were three girls that it wasn't necessarily questionable, but I'm like, are you 21? 01:55:21.600 --> 01:55:23.359 She's like, I'm 23, I'm 26. 01:55:23.520 --> 01:55:24.159 I'm like, okay. 01:55:24.319 --> 01:55:24.960 What's that? 01:55:25.520 --> 01:55:28.079 Surely steel makes a two-stroke sprayer, right? 01:55:28.239 --> 01:55:30.560 Yeah, steel does make a fucking two-stroke. 01:55:30.800 --> 01:55:31.520 Yeah, of course they do. 01:55:31.760 --> 01:55:33.600 It was Moto Hop, of course it is. 01:55:33.760 --> 01:55:36.000 Yeah, Matt, that's a great idea. 01:55:36.239 --> 01:55:39.920 Like, I I have no problem with any of that. 01:55:40.159 --> 01:55:44.159 I think that the delivery system of the liquor, no problem. 01:55:44.319 --> 01:55:44.960 Absolutely not. 01:55:45.119 --> 01:55:45.600 You know what? 01:55:45.680 --> 01:55:47.439 Yeah, who wants to drink from the fire hose? 01:55:47.600 --> 01:55:49.039 Who wants to drink from the fire hose? 01:55:49.279 --> 01:55:51.600 Every single person wants to drink from the fire hose. 01:55:51.760 --> 01:55:52.560 That sprayer was perfect. 01:55:52.640 --> 01:55:54.399 It was like just a nice little it was. 01:55:54.479 --> 01:55:54.880 It was great. 01:55:54.960 --> 01:55:57.039 So the strayer, the squirt the sprayer will come back. 01:55:57.199 --> 01:55:58.079 Squirter will come home. 01:55:58.319 -->

01:55:58.880 It did a good thing. 01:55:59.039 --> 01:55:59.600 It was a good thing. 01:55:59.680 --> 01:56:01.359 It was absolutely perfect in every way. 01:56:01.520 --> 01:56:02.079 You got one good thing. 01:56:02.239 --> 01:56:02.800 You did one good thing. 01:56:03.039 --> 01:56:03.600 Congratulations. 01:56:03.680 --> 01:56:05.279 You got one good thing. 01:56:05.600 --> 01:56:09.840 The uh I have I really And you should be very proud of the Zorballs. 01:56:10.000 --> 01:56:11.279 The Zorballs are awesome. 01:56:11.359 --> 01:56:12.319 They're fucking fantastic. 01:56:13.279 --> 01:56:14.319 I had a vision on that one. 01:56:14.479 --> 01:56:15.039 You did have a vision. 01:56:15.279 --> 01:56:15.600 You know what? 01:56:16.000 --> 01:56:18.800 I I question why you bought those in the first place. 01:56:18.960 --> 01:56:21.039 And now that I've seen the video, I'm like, nope. 01:56:21.199 --> 01:56:21.600 Thank you. 01:56:21.840 --> 01:56:22.159 Perfect. 01:56:22.319 --> 01:56:22.640 Thank you. 01:56:22.960 --> 01:56:23.439 But it didn't. 01:56:24.640 --> 01:56:28.000 I had a vision, but I knew that my old ass could not be the person in it. 01:56:28.319 --> 01:56:29.600 The problem is you were first. 01:56:30.000 --> 01:56:31.199 Well, yeah, you broke me in for you. 01:56:31.359 --> 01:56:32.640 You basically broke your knee. 01:56:33.039 --> 01:56:33.359 Yeah. 01:56:33.520 --> 01:56:34.800 It's there's no doubt. 01:56:37.199 --> 01:56:43.039 Crowd surfing in a Zorball, you either need a very strong crowd or a very light Zorbrider. 01:56:43.199 --> 01:56:43.439 Yeah. 01:56:43.600 --> 01:56:48.000 So the Zorbrider has to be super lightweight because the Zorb in his of itself is heavy. 01:56:48.239 --> 01:56:54.399 But can we can we go back for a second and say any normal kid would have fallen out of the hole. 01:56:54.479 --> 01:56:56.000 There was no end to it. 01:56:56.239 --> 01:56:57.760 She was like holding on to straps. 01:56:58.319 --> 01:57:00.720 She wedged herself in there to stay in there. 01:57:00.960 --> 01:57:08.880 The reason the Zorb is like it's like a wacky ball that always kind of looks at the bottom, is because she had made herself into a potato bug. 01:57:08.960 --> 01:57:09.199 Yes. 01:57:09.359 --> 01:57:10.399 Inside the Zorb. 01:57:11.199 --> 01:57:17.359 So it wasn't like a buckeye where the the the tender inside is evenly distributed inside the Zorb. 01:57:17.760 --> 01:57:21.520 No, she was a potato bug inside the Zorb. 01:57:21.760 --> 01:57:29.119 And so depending on what side of the Zorb she was in, now if she would have strapped in the five-point harness that is inside the Zorb. 01:57:29.359 --> 01:57:33.760 So you could say that she was able to absorb the fall. 01:57:34.000 --> 01:57:36.479 She did absorb the fall. 01:57:36.560 --> 01:57:39.039 Um that was such a dad joke. 01:57:40.960 --> 01:57:42.079 I've been nice to you. 01:57:42.239 --> 01:57:42.800 I like her. 01:57:45.199 --> 01:57:48.399 I love I love the 19-year-old sounding board on that one. 01:57:48.640 --> 01:57:48.800 Yes. 01:57:49.119 --> 01:57:50.000 Yeah, that's it. 01:57:50.640 --> 01:57:51.680 Way to go, FUD. 01:57:51.920 --> 01:57:52.560 That's it. 01:57:53.760 --> 01:57:54.399 Wow. 01:57:54.800 --> 01:58:01.760 Um, if you're not doing anything September 2nd through 6th, you know, uh, that's before that Americans call Labor Day. 01:58:02.000 --> 01:58:05.279 Uh we're gonna, I mean, I'm gonna be going for Labor Day. 01:58:05.359 --> 01:58:09.359 I'm gonna be going to uh Chicago for the Vespa Club of America rally. 01:58:09.520 --> 01:58:16.239 But if you want to one up me, you can go to Mandela DeLoreo and go to the Motigucsi rally. 01:58:16.399 --> 01:58:18.640 And it's the Motiguetsi homecoming. 01:58:18.880 --> 01:58:30.239 Always, thousands and thousands of people on motorcycles in the beautiful town of Mandela DeLoreo on beautiful Lake Como in the best time of the year, September 3rd through 6th at World Gucci Days. 01:58:30.479 --> 01:58:34.720 This year is special because Sleepy's gonna put the picture up on the screen. 01:58:34.880 --> 01:58:39.760 Not only will you get to see the world's first ever um what do they call those things? 01:58:39.920 --> 01:58:40.479 A wind tunnel? 01:58:40.800 --> 01:58:41.199 Wind tunnel? 01:58:41.359 --> 01:58:46.159 Yep, wind tunnel made out of an old bomber engine that a guy roasted himself to death on. 01:58:46.319 --> 01:58:47.920 Uh that that's real, that happened. 01:58:48.319 --> 01:58:53.680 And not only get to see that, but you get to see the brand new Motogutzi museum and factory. 01:58:54.000 --> 01:58:58.159 I don't want to ask, but yeah, I need a little more information about that. 01:58:58.239 --> 01:58:59.119 How did he do that? 01:58:59.359 --> 01:59:02.159 So it turns out was that while it was in war fighting? 01:59:02.399 --> 01:59:02.479 No. 01:59:02.960 --> 01:59:03.039 No. 01:59:03.279 --> 01:59:16.960 So it turns out that when you get on a motorcycle and you're in a stationary situation, yeah, and you're kind of sitting on the motorcycle, you're in the tuck, and you're in the tuck, and you're you're gunner for jolly she's worth. 01:59:17.199 --> 01:59:17.520 Wind tunnel. 01:59:17.760 --> 01:59:23.199 And the wind tunnel is a World War I leftover bomber engine. 01:59:23.439 --> 01:59:24.239 Making lots of wind. 01:59:24.399 --> 01:59:26.399 Making all kinds of wind, right? 01:59:26.560 --> 01:59:26.720 Yeah. 01:59:26.880 --> 01:59:29.279 And then fire gets injected into the situation. 01:59:29.520 --> 01:59:31.039 Oh, the bike caught on fire. 01:59:31.199 --> 01:59:31.600 Yeah. 01:59:32.239 --> 01:59:32.319 Oh. 01:59:32.640 --> 01:59:33.439 Yeah, bad day. 01:59:33.600 --> 01:59:35.439 And yeah, he was not ghostwriter after all. 01:59:35.680 --> 01:59:37.279 Yeah, he was not ghostwriter after that. 01:59:37.439 --> 01:59:39.439 So um the bike exploded and he died. 01:59:39.600 --> 01:59:46.239 So when you're looking

at this picture, the big orifice, the big giant gaping maw of it is the air gazinta. 01:59:46.560 --> 01:59:50.239 And then if you go back a little further, you'll see a much smaller tube. 01:59:50.640 --> 01:59:53.199 That's the that's the business part portion of it. 01:59:53.439 --> 01:59:57.680 So there's this house in here where they keep all the testing devices and all that good stuff. 01:59:57.840 --> 02:00:01.119 But this is the air going in, a giant goddamn venturi. 02:00:01.600 --> 02:00:05.680 And then in the middle of the venturi is where the motorcycle and the rider would be. 02:00:05.840 --> 02:00:17.359 And it turns out that if the giant fucking propeller-driven, I mean gasoline-powered, piston-powered airplane engine loses its shit full of oil and gasoline and boom booms. 02:00:17.600 --> 02:00:18.640 Oh, that's what happened. 02:00:18.800 --> 02:00:20.479 And it's in front of the rider. 02:00:21.199 --> 02:00:21.680 Yeah. 02:00:22.399 --> 02:00:24.000 Backblast area not clear. 02:00:24.319 --> 02:00:25.439 It's it's funny to me. 02:00:25.680 --> 02:00:27.600 So do they use that still or that's done? 02:00:27.760 --> 02:00:28.239 No, it's done. 02:00:28.399 --> 02:00:32.239 Well, it's funny to me to think that Gucci cared about aerodynamics. 02:00:32.479 --> 02:00:32.720 Yes. 02:00:32.960 --> 02:00:37.039 But then I remember, then I remember the dustbin. 02:00:37.279 --> 02:00:37.760 Yes, exactly. 02:00:38.000 --> 02:00:44.159 And like, on one hand, I'm like, how the fuck did the Eldorado and the Ambassador era in the V700 ever want to be aerodynamic? 02:00:44.319 --> 02:00:44.800 Because they're not. 02:00:44.960 --> 02:00:45.279 They are not. 02:00:45.439 --> 02:00:47.840 And then I was like, oh wait, right, the dustbin stuff. 02:00:48.239 --> 02:00:48.640 Right. 02:00:48.800 --> 02:00:49.359 Yeah. 02:00:49.680 --> 02:00:49.920 Yeah. 02:00:50.000 --> 02:00:57.920 What do you do if you're there, you're in this wind tunnel, and you're like, this is cool, and all of a sudden, probably apparently combust. 02:00:58.239 --> 02:00:58.479 Nothing. 02:00:58.640 --> 02:00:59.279 What can you do? 02:00:59.600 --> 02:01:00.079 Nothing. 02:01:00.560 --> 02:01:02.159 Stop drop and roll. 02:01:02.479 --> 02:01:06.239 By the time you figure out what it is was going on, you would have been like fucking mauled, probably. 02:01:07.359 --> 02:01:08.479 It would have been ugly fucking kindergarten. 02:01:08.640 --> 02:01:09.279 It would have been ugly. 02:01:09.359 --> 02:01:10.319 There's no doubt about it. 02:01:10.479 --> 02:01:14.560 But yeah, when you do think about the Moto Goodsi, the MotoGutzy V8, right? 02:01:14.640 --> 02:01:19.119 The MotoGutsi V8, that bike, there is no doubt about it. 02:01:19.279 --> 02:01:23.520 Uh you look at that thing and you're like, hmm, that is a very aerodynamic machine. 02:01:23.840 --> 02:01:26.239 They spent like five whole minutes on aerodynamics. 02:01:26.479 --> 02:01:27.680 On the MotoGutsi V8? 02:01:27.840 --> 02:01:28.000 Yeah. 02:01:28.079 --> 02:01:31.119 Yeah, I mean, they made dustbins illegal because they were too spicy. 02:01:31.279 --> 02:01:31.600 Exactly. 02:01:31.760 --> 02:01:32.000 Right. 02:01:32.239 --> 02:01:33.760 I have the perfect dustbin. 02:01:34.800 --> 02:01:35.520 Oh, you do? 02:01:35.760 --> 02:01:36.800 Yeah, that nose cone. 02:01:36.960 --> 02:01:37.119 Yeah. 02:01:37.279 --> 02:01:40.000 He's got a banana nose cone. 02:01:40.159 --> 02:01:43.840 It's a 1950s Beechcraft nose cone. 02:01:44.079 --> 02:01:44.479 Oh, really? 02:01:44.640 --> 02:01:44.800 Yeah. 02:01:44.960 --> 02:01:45.359 Wow. 02:01:45.520 --> 02:01:45.920 I couldn't. 02:01:46.079 --> 02:01:50.000 Can you imagine them not noticing that this might blow over if they were in wind? 02:01:50.319 --> 02:01:52.000 Well, I know they work though. 02:01:52.079 --> 02:01:52.159 Really? 02:01:52.479 --> 02:01:53.039 They worked really well. 02:01:53.680 --> 02:01:54.800 Great unless there was a side wind. 02:01:55.119 --> 02:01:58.399 Well, it was actually the problem was the bikes were going faster than the tires could deal with. 02:01:58.640 --> 02:01:59.119 Well, too. 02:01:59.199 --> 02:01:59.680 And the other part of the water. 02:01:59.840 --> 02:02:01.520 But it wasn't so much a side wind problem. 02:02:02.000 --> 02:02:04.159 That apparently because they were really great. 02:02:04.239 --> 02:02:05.279 They were aerodynamic. 02:02:05.359 --> 02:02:06.239 They were fast as fuck. 02:02:06.319 --> 02:02:06.399 Right. 02:02:10.399 --> 02:02:11.760 Yeah, that's yeah, right. 02:02:12.239 --> 02:02:14.159 So like everything failed but the aerodynamics. 02:02:14.239 --> 02:02:14.399 Right. 02:02:14.479 --> 02:02:15.840 But tell us how you really feel, Tom. 02:02:16.079 --> 02:02:16.880 They sucked. 02:02:17.600 --> 02:02:18.720 But they sound great. 02:02:18.880 --> 02:02:19.199 Yeah. 02:02:19.359 --> 02:02:19.680 Yeah. 02:02:19.840 --> 02:02:22.159 And I guess the Tom, you have a challenge. 02:02:22.239 --> 02:02:25.279 I want you to tell me something great about a motorcycle, any bike. 02:02:25.520 --> 02:02:26.159 Which one? 02:02:27.439 --> 02:02:28.159 I think you get the pick. 02:02:28.800 --> 02:02:35.520 I mean, have you ever heard any Moto Gutsy V7 Ulmwards, the V twin? 02:02:35.600 --> 02:02:35.920 Yeah. 02:02:36.079 --> 02:02:38.960 At full chat, no mufflers. 02:02:39.279 --> 02:02:40.319 Or Agostinis. 02:02:40.800 --> 02:02:41.119 Exactly. 02:02:41.359 --> 02:02:44.640 I mean, I understand that is the most orgasmic sound you will ever hear. 02:02:45.119 --> 02:02:45.279 Okay. 02:02:45.520 --> 02:02:45.920 Totally with you. 02:02:46.159 --> 02:02:47.920 So there are some things you like about motorcycles. 02:02:48.319 --> 02:02:48.880 Absolutely. 02:02:50.800 --> 02:02:54.000 Okay, I have to say something because I met a guy, I met a guy, met a guy. 02:02:54.319 --> 02:02:56.880 I mean, I can see why being a mechanic would make you big bikes.

02:02:57.520 --> 02:02:59.279 I met some guy in Ohio. 02:02:59.600 --> 02:03:00.159 He's got current. 02:03:00.399 --> 02:03:02.560 And I said, look, I'm sorry, I'm the curmudgeon. 02:03:02.640 --> 02:03:03.920 I'm always the curmudgeon. 02:03:04.000 --> 02:03:06.479 And the guy looks at me and he goes, No, the problem is you're a mechanic. 02:03:07.039 --> 02:03:14.960 And he says, you understand and you relate to the fact that everything has a mechanical fail point that you constantly have to deal with. 02:03:15.119 --> 02:03:24.399 So there are things that are going to be worse and better on your scale, but everything is going to have this point where you're like, fuck, I hate dealing with that bullshit. 02:03:24.800 --> 02:03:30.000 And so the problem is everything I look at comes from a lens of fuck, I gotta fix this fucking thing. 02:03:30.239 --> 02:03:32.399 And that's why I'm the motherfucking Honda Whisperer. 02:03:32.560 --> 02:03:32.880 There you go. 02:03:33.359 --> 02:03:33.840 That's it. 02:03:34.000 --> 02:03:34.479 That's it. 02:03:34.720 --> 02:03:35.199 Exactly. 02:03:35.359 --> 02:03:41.600 And I actually John sees the beauty hiding inside, waiting to come out, and Tom hate fucks it. 02:03:41.680 --> 02:03:42.079 Yeah. 02:03:42.399 --> 02:03:46.239 I will I will literally Tom's Tom's like, fuck you. 02:03:46.399 --> 02:03:47.920 Why are you so fucking broken? 02:03:48.800 --> 02:03:51.279 Well there's this thing, there's this mechanical mechanic. 02:03:52.319 --> 02:03:59.840 There has been this thing lately on TikTok and everything else where they're like, you always have to go, you always have to call the guy. 02:04:00.000 --> 02:04:03.600 When it doesn't work, you always have to call the guy that can start a fucking rock. 02:04:04.000 --> 02:04:07.439 And the problem is I literally had to look at this and go, fuck it, I'm that guy. 02:04:07.600 --> 02:04:07.920 Nope. 02:04:08.159 --> 02:04:09.920 That literally can make anything work. 02:04:10.079 --> 02:04:14.239 That's why you are now John McLech, the mechanical romantic. 02:04:14.560 --> 02:04:15.520 The romantic mechanic. 02:04:17.119 --> 02:04:20.640 It's tough when the only person you could possibly call would be yourself. 02:04:23.039 --> 02:04:24.399 That's why my wife doesn't understand. 02:04:24.640 --> 02:04:25.920 Why don't you just ask for help? 02:04:26.000 --> 02:04:29.039 I'm like, if I can't fucking do it, who can? 02:04:29.279 --> 02:04:29.600 Right. 02:04:31.840 --> 02:04:34.319 There's no there's no out from there. 02:04:35.279 --> 02:04:36.880 No, Phil, you don't need to do this. 02:04:36.960 --> 02:04:37.920 We can call a guy. 02:04:38.079 --> 02:04:40.159 Yeah, but he'll fuck it up. 02:04:40.880 --> 02:04:41.920 Not the way I want it. 02:04:42.239 --> 02:04:42.880 He'll fuck it up. 02:04:43.119 --> 02:04:44.479 It's not even about the way I want it. 02:04:44.560 --> 02:04:46.319 If I can't do it, fuck it up. 02:04:46.479 --> 02:04:47.439 Who else is gonna do it? 02:04:47.760 --> 02:04:53.520 There's there's there's every single person that I would ever trust to touch any of my motorcycles is in this room. 02:04:53.760 --> 02:04:55.199 Right, exactly. 02:04:55.520 --> 02:04:56.479 Exactly. 02:04:56.800 --> 02:04:58.000 Yeah, yeah. 02:04:58.880 --> 02:05:01.840 The one guy I trust to touch my motorcycles is in this room. 02:05:02.079 --> 02:05:02.640 Exactly. 02:05:02.800 --> 02:05:04.800 That's that's really what it comes down to. 02:05:05.039 --> 02:05:14.159 And and I'm also the guy that's like, okay, well, I put that together, I've checked it out, everything's running great. 02:05:14.319 --> 02:05:15.760 I move the bike. 02:05:16.479 --> 02:05:17.279 Fuck. 02:05:17.520 --> 02:05:19.920 Where did that eight millimeter nut come from? 02:05:22.159 --> 02:05:23.039 Fuck. 02:05:23.439 --> 02:05:24.560 Where did that eight? 02:05:25.199 --> 02:05:27.920 Because I start with a clean floor and I end with a clean floor. 02:05:28.000 --> 02:05:28.159 Right. 02:05:28.640 --> 02:05:39.680 And if I move a fucking bike and I'm done, and then I see a fucking rogue piece of hardware, then I'm like, well, well, fuck. 02:05:39.840 --> 02:05:41.520 I gotta take it all back apart again now. 02:05:41.600 --> 02:05:41.680 Yeah. 02:05:42.159 --> 02:05:44.479 Because one, two problems. 02:05:44.640 --> 02:05:49.600 One, it's not where it belongs, and two, I don't recognize it intimately. 02:05:49.920 --> 02:05:57.039 Well, so the reality is you have to be autistic enough to know exactly where that eight millimeter would exist in your universe. 02:05:57.279 --> 02:06:01.039 And so you look at that thing and go, well, that's not part of that fucking bike. 02:06:02.560 --> 02:06:04.159 But there's nothing to worry about. 02:06:05.199 --> 02:06:06.960 That's not part of that part of that bike. 02:06:07.199 --> 02:06:07.760 But you know what? 02:06:07.840 --> 02:06:09.520 I'm such a fucking nut job. 02:06:09.680 --> 02:06:11.840 I'll take it to bed when I can't figure it out. 02:06:11.920 --> 02:06:16.000 I'll take it in the house and I'll be looking at it, and then I'll take it to bed and I'll have it on my fucking nightstand. 02:06:16.239 --> 02:06:16.479 Really? 02:06:16.640 --> 02:06:19.520 And it'll be three in the morning and I'll wake up and go, oh, I fucking know where it's. 02:06:29.920 --> 02:06:36.560 One thing I'm not gonna find out is where that's fucking M6 bolt that came from that's in the oil pan of my Serento. 02:06:36.960 --> 02:06:37.199 Good. 02:06:37.439 --> 02:06:37.760 You know what? 02:06:38.159 --> 02:06:39.359 This is what that's extra. 02:06:39.760 --> 02:06:47.680 Today I had the discussion with Sarah about how important you are versus how far your own name is away from your body. 02:06:47.920 --> 02:06:48.239 Right? 02:06:48.560 --> 02:06:52.560 And so my dad used to have a tattoo on his bicep that said Phil. 02:06:52.800 --> 02:06:56.560 And he had a little fruit basket around it, you

know, like back in the 50s, they had some various fruits. 02:06:57.600 --> 02:07:01.439 And he had he had the name fruit, he had the name Phil on his bicep. 02:07:01.600 --> 02:07:07.359 And so, you know, if you have your own name tattooed on your body, you can get very far. 02:07:07.520 --> 02:07:08.159 You didn't get very far. 02:07:08.399 --> 02:07:10.720 I mean, that's only to remind myself who I am. 02:07:11.039 --> 02:07:26.079 If you have a shirt on, and on the shirt it says Phil on the shirt, that's because you're not going to be here long, and everyone needs to know who you are because your established value in the company is somewhat transient. 02:07:26.239 --> 02:07:27.520 So you have a name on your shirt. 02:07:27.600 --> 02:07:31.039 So when the truck full of shirts shows up, they know which one to give you. 02:07:32.000 --> 02:07:33.520 You haven't made it very far. 02:07:34.159 --> 02:07:42.800 If your name jumps off of your chest on your shirt, and if your name jumps onto your desk, well, you're doing pretty good. 02:07:42.880 --> 02:07:48.000 Your name has now officially left your body, and you have a sphere of influence that now involves furniture. 02:07:48.479 --> 02:07:49.439 That's pretty good. 02:07:50.079 --> 02:08:03.039 If your name jumps a little further and the the name is on the door and there's other desks in the room, and this is your office, now your sphere of influence might even involve other humans. 02:08:03.520 --> 02:08:09.520 And this is Phil's office, and everybody in here works for Phil or part of Phil's team, you're doing quite well. 02:08:10.159 --> 02:08:16.239 If you get off the elevator and you're on Phil's floor and there's many offices, you're doing very well. 02:08:17.119 --> 02:08:22.000 If your name's on the outside of the building, you're doing incredibly well. 02:08:22.239 --> 02:08:24.640 Your name has gotten very far away from your body. 02:08:25.359 --> 02:08:34.479 If your name is on the trucks that deliver your products across America, you're doing extremely well. 02:08:34.720 --> 02:08:40.399 Because now the name, now your name has left your body, and now it's thousands and thousands of miles away. 02:08:40.640 --> 02:08:44.479 And if your name is on an airplane, it's doing really, really well. 02:08:44.720 --> 02:08:48.000 And if your name's on a country, you're doing incredibly well. 02:08:48.720 --> 02:08:53.920 So the further away your name is from your body, that's a sign of how well you're doing. 02:08:54.159 --> 02:09:02.000 And I just think that it's very funny that on this mechanic's hoodie here, they automatically assume that you're gonna have your name printed on it. 02:09:02.560 --> 02:09:07.840 It's like that shirt, you'd never, you never, I'd never have to walk anywhere to get a tool for it. 02:09:08.079 --> 02:09:08.640 No, you wouldn't. 02:09:08.720 --> 02:09:12.000 And and what I can only envision is that this entire shirt is full of magnets. 02:09:12.239 --> 02:09:12.800 That's what I was thinking. 02:09:13.119 --> 02:09:13.439 Magnetic. 02:09:13.840 --> 02:09:15.439 So the entire hoodie is just full of magnets. 02:09:15.680 --> 02:09:16.960 And it's gonna weigh like 30 pounds. 02:09:17.119 --> 02:09:17.600 It doesn't matter. 02:09:17.680 --> 02:09:19.119 I throw tools to her and they stick. 02:09:19.520 --> 02:09:20.159 Yeah, yeah. 02:09:20.319 --> 02:09:25.760 And it and when I need to ask you, just And when I throw tools, it's an anger management issue. 02:09:27.520 --> 02:09:34.800 Wait, wait, she's done doing a job and just roll her on the ground on the floor under the lift, and she just picks up all the tools. 02:09:36.000 --> 02:09:38.000 Or like you I think that's hilarious. 02:09:38.239 --> 02:09:42.880 What we used to do um on the parking lot is roll that magnet thing so your customer didn't get any flat. 02:09:43.279 --> 02:09:44.000 Yeah, nails and screws. 02:09:44.079 --> 02:09:44.880 You just roll her. 02:09:45.039 --> 02:09:46.720 We call that the f the fod job, right? 02:09:46.960 --> 02:09:48.000 You're looking for fodd. 02:09:48.159 --> 02:09:50.640 Yeah, you're finding foreign objects and debris. 02:09:50.800 --> 02:09:52.479 That fod job is important, man. 02:09:52.640 --> 02:09:53.039 It's fun. 02:09:53.279 --> 02:09:55.920 Yeah, it's it's it's the fod job is fun. 02:09:56.079 --> 02:09:57.199 I love doing the FOD. 02:09:57.359 --> 02:10:00.000 Yeah, and you're like, you get done, and you're like, oh shit. 02:10:00.079 --> 02:10:02.079 Yeah, there's a lot of stabby shit in my parking lot. 02:10:02.319 --> 02:10:04.640 What the fuck did a four-inch nail come from in your parking lot? 02:10:05.199 --> 02:10:05.920 Like, it's crazy. 02:10:06.079 --> 02:10:06.880 It is crazy. 02:10:07.039 --> 02:10:10.960 It's it's absolutely stupid how much stuff ends up in my parking lot. 02:10:11.039 --> 02:10:21.039 Yeah, and what's the the dumbest thing is every time I put a reflector on a license plate bracket, those little reflectors that we all have, and my shop's been using them for 26 years. 02:10:21.199 --> 02:10:27.119 You buy a bike from my shop, you get red, blue, yellow, you get some reflectors on your license plate bracket. 02:10:27.359 --> 02:10:27.840 I love those things. 02:10:28.000 --> 02:10:28.319 I love them. 02:10:28.640 --> 02:10:30.720 But a reflector has three four components. 02:10:30.880 --> 02:10:40.479 It has the reflector itself, the M4 screw on it, with a wing nut, a washer, and the dumbest spring that ever lived on the planet. 02:10:41.520 --> 02:10:43.760 And I understand how they want you to operate it. 02:10:44.079 --> 02:10:52.000 They want you to put the reflector bolt through, the washer, and then the spring, and then the wing nut. 02:10:52.319 --> 02:10:56.319 So the spring is acting as a device to keep the wing nut from backing the fuck off. 02:10:56.880 --> 02:10:57.439 I get it. 02:10:57.680 --> 02:10:58.960 I know how that works. 02:10:59.520 --> 02:11:06.159 But I

also know that 90% of the time, if that spring is on there, the spring will lose its attention because it's a garbage ass spring. 02:11:06.399 --> 02:11:10.880 And you'll end up losing the wing nut and the spring and the washer and the reflector. 02:11:11.119 --> 02:11:12.319 How do you ask me how I know? 02:11:12.640 --> 02:11:13.439 26 years. 02:11:13.680 --> 02:11:23.279 If you take the spring and you throw it as far as you can throw it, and then put the wing nut on, with or without the washer, and put that fucker on tight, it'll never leak. 02:11:23.520 --> 02:11:23.920 That's the thing. 02:11:24.000 --> 02:11:26.640 I mean, you gotta put a little put a little zhuzh on it. 02:11:26.960 --> 02:11:28.640 You gotta give it like two thumb dugas. 02:11:28.800 --> 02:11:30.000 You give it a half duga, yeah. 02:11:30.079 --> 02:11:30.239 Right? 02:11:30.319 --> 02:11:33.600 And you give it a half duga, and it'll never go anywhere, they'll last forever. 02:11:34.000 --> 02:11:38.079 The problem is sometimes in my parking lot you can see those springs. 02:11:38.399 --> 02:11:42.560 And sometimes in my parking lot, you can see those little fucking washers that go with the springs. 02:11:42.640 --> 02:11:45.039 And the washers are the wrong size for everything, by the way. 02:11:45.119 --> 02:11:49.520 Don't think you're gonna save those for any important task, they're just the wrong size washer for just about everything. 02:11:50.000 --> 02:11:51.760 Four millimeter doesn't come into my life very often. 02:11:52.079 --> 02:11:52.960 Not very frequently. 02:11:53.039 --> 02:11:57.119 I never have I been like, I'm putting a pop rivet on, I need a four millimeter washer. 02:11:57.199 --> 02:11:58.720 Right wrong answer. 02:11:58.960 --> 02:12:03.119 So when Customers are in my shop in my parking lot and they're being helpful. 02:12:03.279 --> 02:12:05.279 They're like, Oh my god, look at that. 02:12:05.359 --> 02:12:09.840 That that that washer, that spring that obviously fell out of the last bike you worked on. 02:12:10.479 --> 02:12:11.680 Okay, way to go. 02:12:11.760 --> 02:12:14.319 Like, things are always as worst as they can be, fella. 02:12:14.560 --> 02:12:26.640 Like, way to go, borrowing trouble person, or it could just be one of these fucking license plate bracket reflectors I put on nine million of, and you know, I didn't make it to my pocket this time. 02:12:27.039 --> 02:12:31.039 People find shit in my parking lot and they are like proud. 02:12:31.520 --> 02:12:33.199 They're so pick it up and hand it to you. 02:12:33.359 --> 02:12:33.600 Oh, yeah. 02:12:33.840 --> 02:12:34.880 Hey, I found this washering. 02:12:35.199 --> 02:12:38.079 Oh, I love it when they're like, I'll bet this is off the last bike you worked on. 02:12:38.399 --> 02:12:44.159 I should start throwing bearings, like just random bearings to get the fuck out of the fucking ball bag. 02:12:44.399 --> 02:12:46.079 Oh my god, that's a cat bearing. 02:12:46.399 --> 02:12:48.560 Sarah, do you tell people to get the fuck out of here? 02:12:48.880 --> 02:12:51.760 No, I really try to be nice, but when I don't want to deal with it, I guess. 02:12:52.000 --> 02:12:53.520 Why are you speaking with anybody at all? 02:12:53.760 --> 02:12:54.399 Yeah. 02:12:55.520 --> 02:12:57.279 That was a John Mecklefresh Twitter question. 02:12:57.600 --> 02:12:57.920 Yeah, I got you. 02:12:58.399 --> 02:13:00.640 So the the problem is everybody's trying. 02:13:00.800 --> 02:13:02.399 She shot she shadows me. 02:13:02.640 --> 02:13:05.840 So she'll shadow me around sometimes, and I'm like, yay. 02:13:06.159 --> 02:13:07.680 She wants to talk to customers. 02:13:07.840 --> 02:13:11.600 Like she picked up the phone for a few days, and I was like, oh no, no, no, no, no. 02:13:12.000 --> 02:13:14.079 Picking up the phone is an art form around here. 02:13:14.239 --> 02:13:17.439 Yeah, there's like seven layers of psychology that happens in one phone call. 02:13:17.760 --> 02:13:21.199 I always say if a customer talks to me, Phil and Renee both have failed. 02:13:21.359 --> 02:13:22.800 Yeah, we've we're clearly dead. 02:13:23.039 --> 02:13:26.319 And and the problem, and the problem is literally every time they've made it. 02:13:26.479 --> 02:13:28.880 Every time I roll up the door, they're always there. 02:13:29.439 --> 02:13:34.239 Customer rolls in, like the exact moment I roll up that door, somebody rolls up and I'm like, motherfucker. 02:13:34.479 --> 02:13:35.680 And they all come in with the same thing. 02:13:39.119 --> 02:13:43.600 We at one point when I was there, we had two levels of chains. 02:13:43.760 --> 02:13:47.520 I created a cardboard thing like this big that said, do not enter. 02:13:47.680 --> 02:13:48.560 This means fucking you. 02:13:48.960 --> 02:13:49.520 That's you. 02:13:49.680 --> 02:13:52.399 No, seriously, don't come past the fucking chain. 02:13:52.560 --> 02:13:52.720 Yeah. 02:13:52.880 --> 02:13:54.560 And then everybody just walked past that too. 02:13:54.800 --> 02:13:54.960 Exactly. 02:13:55.199 --> 02:13:55.760 Didn't give a fuck. 02:13:56.000 --> 02:13:56.399 No, no, no. 02:13:56.560 --> 02:13:57.760 Any permeable barrier. 02:13:57.840 --> 02:13:58.960 It doesn't matter what it is. 02:13:59.279 --> 02:14:01.279 I mean, a monkey gun, I can get through it. 02:14:01.520 --> 02:14:02.640 He's obviously not talking about me. 02:14:02.880 --> 02:14:03.680 No, not me. 02:14:04.239 --> 02:14:06.960 If nobody should has shown up all day. 02:14:07.119 --> 02:14:07.600 Right. 02:14:08.000 --> 02:14:13.359 If I roll up that door, six cars will pull in the parking lot. 02:14:13.760 --> 02:14:16.079 Like, did you all just wait at the school across the street? 02:14:16.720 --> 02:14:22.000 It's like those things like the that new theory of whatever, like uh like when you shoot atoms to a thing, it's only if you view it. 02:14:22.479 --> 02:14:25.680 As soon as Tom rolls it up, there's six people mismaterialized.

02:14:28.000 --> 02:14:29.359 If a tree falls, yeah, it's cool. 02:14:29.600 --> 02:14:33.439 If a tree falls over in the forest and nobody's there to hear it, will the customer talk to Tom? 02:14:33.600 --> 02:14:34.000 Yes, they will. 02:14:35.119 --> 02:14:36.479 They always think you don't mean them. 02:14:36.720 --> 02:14:37.119 Right. 02:14:38.720 --> 02:14:40.000 Oh, you mean other people? 02:14:40.159 --> 02:14:42.640 Yeah, it says no admittance employees only. 02:14:42.800 --> 02:14:45.279 And you'd be amazed at how many people I hired in the past week. 02:14:45.359 --> 02:14:45.520 Yeah. 02:14:45.680 --> 02:14:46.079 Yeah. 02:14:46.319 --> 02:14:59.279 The it is a guaranteed, it is a lock, but nobody understands if you want to get on the wrong side of a mechanic, yeah, as fast as humanly possible, it's go where you're not supposed to be. 02:14:59.760 --> 02:15:00.960 It's just go where you're not supposed to be. 02:15:01.920 --> 02:15:05.199 So I did not shoot in the mouths of any young ones, anything. 02:15:07.119 --> 02:15:08.000 Fucker. 02:15:08.640 --> 02:15:09.520 I just read that. 02:15:10.079 --> 02:15:10.479 That's the problem. 02:15:10.560 --> 02:15:11.279 It's not that I want to. 02:15:11.520 --> 02:15:12.720 Matt, shame on you for laughing. 02:15:13.039 --> 02:15:16.159 In the army, we used to have a term that said bodies create bodies, right? 02:15:16.319 --> 02:15:21.039 So, like, if you're if you're ever anywhere and there's bodies, you need to leave that area because bodies create bodies. 02:15:21.279 --> 02:15:22.399 The bodies got there somehow. 02:15:22.479 --> 02:15:22.960 It's fine. 02:15:23.199 --> 02:15:27.760 So the bodies create bodies things happen for real when I'm rolling bikes out. 02:15:28.079 --> 02:15:33.039 Because when the parking lot's just dry, when the parking lot's just a parking lot, nobody. 02:15:33.920 --> 02:15:39.279 But the second there's activity, and you know, they talk about like those velociraptors, they see movement, right? 02:15:39.600 --> 02:15:41.359 And so they'll see me pushing a bike out. 02:15:41.439 --> 02:15:47.600 And the second, and I can look out at the traffic on the street, and I can see somebody who's like only thinking about dunking donuts. 02:15:48.000 --> 02:15:51.920 But they see me pushing a bike out, and they're like, Whoa, that looks more interesting than donuts. 02:15:52.079 --> 02:15:54.000 I'm gonna pull in there and talk to that guy for a while. 02:15:54.079 --> 02:15:58.159 I'm sure he'd like to hear the story about my uncle's Hercomer Battle Scooter or whatever the fuck he's got. 02:15:58.479 --> 02:16:02.479 And I promise you that I can tell when it's coming. 02:16:02.560 --> 02:16:07.920 The one time when I totally said, watch Sleepy, these two guys are gonna turn around, and one guy's gonna walk up to us. 02:16:08.000 --> 02:16:08.239 Oh, yeah. 02:16:08.399 --> 02:16:11.359 And I'm like, Sleepy's like, how the fuck did you know that? 02:16:11.600 --> 02:16:12.319 You're a wizard. 02:16:12.399 --> 02:16:14.720 I'm like, no, I got fucking time and grade, man. 02:16:14.880 --> 02:16:16.560 I know what old men look like when they're watching. 02:16:17.279 --> 02:16:18.560 You can read the micro expressions. 02:16:18.880 --> 02:16:20.159 I can read the micro expressions. 02:16:20.239 --> 02:16:22.960 I told a guy on the telephone he was talking to me about a Janice. 02:16:23.279 --> 02:16:28.000 And I told him on the phone, I was like, All you guys that call me, you're all in your 70s. 02:16:28.079 --> 02:16:29.840 And he's like, wait, what do you mean? 02:16:29.920 --> 02:16:31.119 No, I'm not in my 70s. 02:16:31.199 --> 02:16:32.719 I was like, you're totally in your 70s. 02:16:32.879 --> 02:16:36.399 And I got in an argument with him about how whether or not he was in his 70s. 02:16:36.719 --> 02:16:44.719 So I hung up the phone with him after, you know, he basically tried to talk to me for way too long about a bike he wasn't gonna buy anyway, and he's on the other side of the country. 02:16:44.879 --> 02:16:46.559 I Googled his fucking phone number. 02:16:46.639 --> 02:16:47.360 And you know what? 02:16:47.600 --> 02:16:50.719 Bitch is 72 years old, sucks being right all the time. 02:16:50.879 --> 02:16:53.920 So when he called me back and I said, Hey, there you are in St. 02:16:54.079 --> 02:16:58.959 Paul, Minnesota, I said, You on the phone, you tried to lie to me. 02:16:59.040 --> 02:17:00.719 You're 72 years old. 02:17:01.040 --> 02:17:02.879 I'm not 72 years old. 02:17:03.120 --> 02:17:05.360 I'm like, Google thinks you are. 02:17:05.760 --> 02:17:13.280 And I'm like, I I I'm literally looking at a picture of your house right now, and the garage doors open, and I see that Harley Davidson you were telling me about. 02:17:13.440 --> 02:17:15.520 So Google can't be too wrong about everything. 02:17:15.760 --> 02:17:16.559 Google knows everything. 02:17:16.799 --> 02:17:18.079 You're 72 years old. 02:17:18.159 --> 02:17:19.200 You tried to lie to me. 02:17:19.520 --> 02:17:23.680 I when I saw you post that Janice, which is a beautiful Batman's Janice? 02:17:24.000 --> 02:17:24.159 Oh yeah. 02:17:24.879 --> 02:17:26.000 Batman's Janice. 02:17:26.159 --> 02:17:26.399 Okay. 02:17:26.559 --> 02:17:29.840 It is the weirdest custom job. 02:17:30.239 --> 02:17:32.000 It is a really good color combination. 02:17:32.239 --> 02:17:37.760 I like it a lot, but I'm just saying, like, when I saw it, I was like, oh, Phil's gonna be getting some interesting sales calls. 02:17:37.920 --> 02:17:39.040 Oh, you don't know. 02:17:39.200 --> 02:17:46.799 That that that color combo and everything on it is is every freak that is like a Janice, like rubs his um throw it up leg. 02:17:47.040 --> 02:17:47.600 Throw it up. 02:17:47.680 --> 02:17:48.079 Yeah. 02:17:48.639 --> 02:17:50.239 The picture doesn't do it justice. 02:17:50.319 --> 02:17:51.440 The seats are ox blood. 02:17:51.680 --> 02:17:52.319 It really

doesn't. 02:17:52.559 --> 02:17:54.079 The seats are ox blood. 02:17:54.879 --> 02:17:57.840 The gas tank is polished aluminium, like chrome. 02:17:58.079 --> 02:17:58.559 It's dope. 02:17:58.879 --> 02:18:00.399 And all the paint, everything. 02:18:00.479 --> 02:18:05.680 The frame matches the frame matches the bodywork, which is like a super expensive option. 02:18:05.920 --> 02:18:08.799 I looked at the build sheet for this bike, it's over$17,000. 02:18:10.000 --> 02:18:10.879 $17,000. 02:18:11.040 --> 02:18:12.479 The fucking gas cap is$300. 02:18:12.799 --> 02:18:15.040 I mean, it does look like you're like riding through the battlefield. 02:18:15.600 --> 02:18:15.760 It does. 02:18:16.079 --> 02:18:24.639 I mean, like, this is this is that like, you know, when they do all the like prequels and all the shit about like if Batman was shot during World War I. 02:18:25.200 --> 02:18:28.479 This is the this is the Caped Crusader detective. 02:18:28.639 --> 02:18:30.959 This is Batman's motorcycle circa 1925. 02:18:31.440 --> 02:18:34.239 Well it's channeling an SS 100 Bro superior. 02:18:34.399 --> 02:18:34.719 It is. 02:18:34.799 --> 02:18:35.360 You're right. 02:18:35.520 --> 02:18:36.479 You're absolutely right. 02:18:36.719 --> 02:18:38.799 Like, and the bike riders, this was the before. 02:18:39.040 --> 02:18:39.600 Yes. 02:18:40.079 --> 02:18:43.840 Before they stripped it down and had sex with each other. 02:18:44.319 --> 02:18:47.840 This is very much the Batman Halcyon 450. 02:18:48.079 --> 02:18:52.079 I will say though, those aren't Batman's colors, those are Batwoman's colors. 02:18:52.159 --> 02:18:53.040 Are they Batwoman's colors? 02:18:53.360 --> 02:18:54.000 Oh, let's look again. 02:18:54.559 --> 02:19:00.079 Batwoman's colors are red and black, and Batman's colors are black and yellow. 02:19:00.399 --> 02:19:00.719 Oh. 02:19:02.079 --> 02:19:04.559 Dun dun dun dun dun dun. 02:19:05.680 --> 02:19:07.360 Fixing bikes, dropping knowledge. 02:19:07.600 --> 02:19:07.920 Wow. 02:19:08.159 --> 02:19:08.319 Yeah. 02:19:09.440 --> 02:19:10.399 I know some comics. 02:19:10.639 --> 02:19:12.799 Is there a difference between Batwoman and Batgirl? 02:19:12.959 --> 02:19:13.200 Yes. 02:19:13.360 --> 02:19:13.600 Yes. 02:19:14.159 --> 02:19:14.479 Yeah. 02:19:15.200 --> 02:19:15.920 Batgirl's bike was. 02:19:17.280 --> 02:19:22.879 Well, I don't want to even get into my affinity for Batgirl, who though is probably right now way over. 02:19:23.120 --> 02:19:24.639 I mean like 97. 02:19:24.879 --> 02:19:25.120 Yeah. 02:19:25.280 --> 02:19:27.840 So it's not even a big thing. 02:19:28.079 --> 02:19:29.920 Batgirl's colors are uh purple. 02:19:30.239 --> 02:19:30.799 Purple and yellow. 02:19:31.200 --> 02:19:37.760 There's the original Bat Cycle with the Robin go-kart and Robber's in Robin's currently in the y'all take it position. 02:19:37.920 --> 02:19:48.319 Well, I I loved I loved the fact that whenever they fired off the sidecar, it came back

out back around that they did not know where it was going to land. 02:19:48.479 --> 02:19:50.559 So he was always fucking scared to death. 02:19:51.040 --> 02:19:52.799 Did this bike come out before Vetter? 02:19:52.959 --> 02:19:53.920 Did he get his idea? 02:19:54.159 --> 02:19:54.719 Yeah, it did. 02:19:55.200 --> 02:19:57.200 He was like, talk about your dustbin fairy. 02:19:57.360 --> 02:19:59.600 But like, but like was it Burt Ward? 02:19:59.760 --> 02:20:00.159 Is that his name? 02:20:00.399 --> 02:20:01.040 Yeah, Burt Ward. 02:20:01.440 --> 02:20:05.600 They'd put him on the sidecar and they'd launch the sidecar, and the sidecar would just fuck off. 02:20:05.760 --> 02:20:06.639 He's like, fuck that. 02:20:06.799 --> 02:20:13.680 And like Burt Ward apparently apparently came out years later and was like, yeah, I had no control, and it would just fucking fuck off like a like a shopping cart. 02:20:13.920 --> 02:20:16.000 Yeah, this was the this is the one they fixed it. 02:20:16.079 --> 02:20:20.239 This is when they fixed it, and they used a they used a Harley Davidson with a style sidecar on it. 02:20:20.879 --> 02:20:23.280 Because the other one was such a train wreck. 02:20:23.520 --> 02:20:23.920 Yeah. 02:20:24.559 --> 02:20:28.719 Dynamically uh the ambiguously gay duo. 02:20:29.120 --> 02:20:30.639 It does look like a giant penis. 02:20:31.040 --> 02:20:33.200 It does look like a bad dynamically ambiguous. 02:20:36.479 --> 02:20:37.760 I don't know what you're talking about. 02:20:38.079 --> 02:20:39.520 Batgirl motorcycle, please. 02:20:39.680 --> 02:20:40.639 Yeah, Batgirl. 02:20:40.799 --> 02:20:41.040 Exactly. 02:20:41.200 --> 02:20:42.079 I want to see Batgirl. 02:20:42.239 --> 02:20:43.840 The Batgirl Motorcycle is a little yellow battery. 02:20:44.479 --> 02:20:47.120 It was a yellow, uh, that was based on like a Yamaha. 02:20:47.440 --> 02:20:47.680 Yep. 02:20:48.239 --> 02:20:50.719 It might have been like a twin jet or something like that. 02:20:53.680 --> 02:20:53.920 There you go. 02:20:55.280 --> 02:20:56.319 There it is. 02:20:57.040 --> 02:20:57.680 There we go. 02:20:57.920 --> 02:20:58.879 Bum bum bum. 02:20:59.280 --> 02:21:01.920 That's a badass little the the fiberglass working with the colour. 02:21:02.159 --> 02:21:04.159 It's just, it's just, I love the ruffles. 02:21:04.319 --> 02:21:05.120 I wonder if it's a big one. 02:21:05.280 --> 02:21:08.239 And then there's like a little train at the back of it for some strange reason. 02:21:08.719 --> 02:21:09.680 Because Barrys did the car. 02:21:09.760 --> 02:21:11.680 I wonder if Barris did the white one. 02:21:11.760 --> 02:21:12.239 There was a white one. 02:21:12.639 --> 02:21:13.920 Like look at the look at the windscreen. 02:21:14.000 --> 02:21:15.600 It's just a windscreen is a bubble. 02:21:15.760 --> 02:21:17.040 Yeah, it's a it's a bubble. 02:21:17.440 --> 02:21:18.639 It was a bubble off of another product. 02:21:21.440 --> 02:21:22.159 And drugs. 02:21:22.319 --> 02:21:26.799 No, I'm gonna tell you, the never left the 60s were remarkably undruggy. 02:21:27.040 --> 02:21:29.920 Yeah, it wasn't until the 70s when the shit got real weird. 02:21:30.079 --> 02:21:31.280 Yeah, that was Qua Lutes. 02:21:31.520 --> 02:21:34.879 Well, there was this whole thing before that acid existed and it wasn't illegal yet. 02:21:35.120 --> 02:21:37.200 It was oh, there you go. 02:21:37.440 --> 02:21:38.399 That was kind of a wild time. 02:21:39.280 --> 02:21:40.399 Never heard of it. 02:21:40.719 --> 02:21:41.680 Cocaine existed before. 02:21:41.920 --> 02:21:44.239 It was just a all the drugs that existed before they were illegal. 02:21:44.639 --> 02:21:45.520 Tom's gonna like this one. 02:21:45.760 --> 02:21:47.680 He'll actually be able to name them the motorcycle. 02:21:49.200 --> 02:21:50.399 Tom can name this bike. 02:21:50.559 --> 02:21:51.440 I'll bet you he can. 02:21:53.200 --> 02:21:53.680 Quiet. 02:21:54.159 --> 02:21:54.639 Nothing. 02:21:54.799 --> 02:21:55.600 Nothing from Tom. 02:21:55.760 --> 02:21:58.239 I can't see the problem is I can't see it from back here. 02:21:58.479 --> 02:21:59.520 I'm gonna look at it close. 02:21:59.680 --> 02:22:01.360 Innocenti Vega Cometa. 02:22:01.600 --> 02:22:06.479 Yeah, there's there's a uh Louie around the corner for 22, and I actually really want to buy it. 02:22:06.639 --> 02:22:06.879 Yeah. 02:22:08.879 --> 02:22:10.719 Vega Cometa. 02:22:11.040 --> 02:22:11.440 Let me see. 02:22:11.600 --> 02:22:13.760 And it's it it is a that's not a cometa. 02:22:14.000 --> 02:22:18.000 Isn't it uh No, it's Louis or uh No, it's a Vega. 02:22:18.399 --> 02:22:19.360 Vega or Louis. 02:22:19.840 --> 02:22:20.319 Not the Cometa. 02:22:20.639 --> 02:22:22.639 You're talking about the cartoon that we're looking at up there. 02:22:23.440 --> 02:22:24.399 Pull it up. 02:22:25.520 --> 02:22:26.079 Not the Cometa. 02:22:26.239 --> 02:22:26.719 It's not the Cometa. 02:22:27.040 --> 02:22:27.680 Why is it not a Cometa? 02:22:28.239 --> 02:22:30.639 Because the Cometa is not the Louis or the Vega. 02:22:31.120 --> 02:22:33.040 Why is it not this yellow bike, Tom? 02:22:33.840 --> 02:22:35.120 That's the Vega, no. 02:22:35.440 --> 02:22:36.719 That is the Louis 75. 02:22:37.760 --> 02:22:39.600 This is the Vega Cometa, the orange one. 02:22:39.920 --> 02:22:40.719 No, not Cometa. 02:22:40.879 --> 02:22:41.120 It is. 02:22:41.280 --> 02:22:41.840 Not Cometa. 02:22:42.159 --> 02:22:42.959 I've had two of them, Tom. 02:22:44.239 --> 02:22:44.879 Tell me about something. 02:22:45.360 --> 02:22:46.639 Tell me something about a bike I haven't. 02:22:47.760 --> 02:22:48.799 The Cometa's a different bike. 02:22:49.120 --> 02:22:51.440 It's the Louis or the Vega, but it's not the Cometa. 02:22:51.760 --> 02:22:53.760 The Cometa's got weird square ball team. 02:22:54.639 --> 02:22:55.200 It's okay. 02:22:56.239 --> 02:22:56.559 It's alright. 02:23:00.239 --> 02:23:01.040 No, there's

actually. 02:23:03.040 --> 02:23:05.520 I had a yellow one and an orange one, and they were both comedis. 02:23:06.719 --> 02:23:08.239 Tell me again about the bike I didn't own. 02:23:08.479 --> 02:23:09.280 Wait a minute. 02:23:10.479 --> 02:23:12.479 Tell me again about the bike that I didn't own. 02:23:12.639 --> 02:23:15.760 It's always that is literally in the picture that's on the screen right now. 02:23:15.920 --> 02:23:16.879 Yeah, the the comet. 02:23:17.200 --> 02:23:17.520 There it is. 02:23:17.760 --> 02:23:19.520 The comet is the J50 of the J50. 02:23:19.760 --> 02:23:21.440 No, it's a 75S. 02:23:21.920 --> 02:23:22.559 That's fair. 02:23:22.799 --> 02:23:23.120 Thank you. 02:23:23.280 --> 02:23:23.760 I was right. 02:23:24.000 --> 02:23:24.639 I'm still right. 02:23:24.879 --> 02:23:25.120 You're right. 02:23:25.280 --> 02:23:25.680 It's shocking. 02:23:25.840 --> 02:23:26.639 I will admit being right. 02:23:26.879 --> 02:23:29.200 And it has the horizontal slots on the handlebars. 02:23:30.559 --> 02:23:31.200 Two. 02:23:31.440 --> 02:23:31.840 What? 02:23:32.959 --> 02:23:33.840 What are you doing? 02:23:35.840 --> 02:23:39.760 So now I'm having my headphones unplugged because of all that bullshit you had through. 02:23:41.120 --> 02:23:53.680 So now we now when we look at this picture, then we understand that this picture with the horizontal holes in the handlebars, the horizontal holes in the handlebars are the same horizontal holes in the handlebars on the Luna Vega cometa. 02:23:53.920 --> 02:23:55.680 I always had the difference. 02:23:56.000 --> 02:23:58.319 I always had the cometa is the J125. 02:23:58.479 --> 02:24:01.360 Ah no, the J125 is the Star Stream. 02:24:01.600 --> 02:24:02.479 You're right. 02:24:02.959 --> 02:24:03.680 100%. 02:24:07.040 --> 02:24:07.680 I am wrong. 02:24:08.319 --> 02:24:08.879 I am wrong. 02:24:09.040 --> 02:24:09.600 I am wrong. 02:24:10.079 --> 02:24:14.559 226, we're gonna cut that note. 02:24:16.559 --> 02:24:18.719 I guess that's the end of the weekends forever. 02:24:18.879 --> 02:24:20.000 We don't have the game. 02:24:22.879 --> 02:24:24.719 We've just made time that he was wrong. 02:24:24.879 --> 02:24:25.440 I'm wrong. 02:24:25.600 --> 02:24:27.360 I will admit when I'm wrong. 02:24:27.600 --> 02:24:31.280 Well, that was, I mean, that was that was infinitesimal dick measuring going on. 02:24:31.520 --> 02:24:31.760 Yeah. 02:24:32.000 --> 02:24:34.319 That's that's that's train spotting of the highest order. 02:24:34.559 --> 02:24:36.719 I was gonna say, we are Sherpa perfectly. 02:24:36.879 --> 02:24:39.200 But I have owned, I have owned an orange one and a yellow one. 02:24:39.280 --> 02:24:44.799 Well, there's a green one around the corner for 22, and I'm like, I really want, I really want it. 02:24:45.040 --> 02:24:45.760 They're terrible bikes. 02:24:45.840 --> 02:24:46.239 You don't want it. 02:24:46.399 --> 02:24:50.799 They are and every time you kickstart it, you kick the fucking air filter off the fucking carburetor. 02:24:51.040 --> 02:24:52.799 So that they're not designed exactly well. 02:24:52.879 --> 02:24:54.879 But it looks fucking awesome with Batgirl on it. 02:24:54.959 --> 02:24:55.120 Right. 02:24:55.520 --> 02:24:56.159 Batwoman on it. 02:24:56.239 --> 02:24:57.920 That's some fucking some shit right there. 02:24:58.079 --> 02:24:58.399 Yeah. 02:24:58.559 --> 02:25:04.319 I never thought I would ever put I never thought I'd put Batwoman on a 75cc Italian fucking masterpiece. 02:25:04.559 --> 02:25:07.680 Uh but there she is in all of her splendid glory. 02:25:07.760 --> 02:25:09.200 All right, anybody else got anything else? 02:25:09.280 --> 02:25:10.799 It's been solid two and a half hours. 02:25:11.040 --> 02:25:12.479 Hey Smith, you need a joke. 02:25:12.719 --> 02:25:15.440 Ah Sarah, Sarah, do you have a joke you can tell? 02:25:15.600 --> 02:25:16.239 No, you're prepared. 02:25:16.399 --> 02:25:18.399 Does do you just have a joke standing by? 02:25:19.120 --> 02:25:21.360 Yeah, it ain't easy telling dad jokes, is it? 02:25:21.520 --> 02:25:21.840 Yeah, yeah. 02:25:22.159 --> 02:25:23.600 Where's your millennial joke? 02:25:24.000 --> 02:25:27.840 Guys, I don't I'm not that spontaneously funny. 02:25:28.159 --> 02:25:29.120 Well, that was kind of funny. 02:25:29.280 --> 02:25:30.959 Why do the French eat snails? 02:25:31.200 --> 02:25:31.520 Why? 02:25:31.760 --> 02:25:33.280 Because they don't like fast food. 02:25:33.600 --> 02:25:34.239 Yay. 02:25:34.639 --> 02:25:37.360 You asked my mom, she's got a lot of dad jokes. 02:25:38.319 --> 02:25:42.879 Hey, there was a snail that was trying to run from another snail and he painted an ass, and hey, look at that. 02:25:43.360 --> 02:25:44.559 Look at that ass cargo. 02:25:45.200 --> 02:25:45.600 I'm sorry. 02:25:47.200 --> 02:25:48.079 That's pretty fucking bad. 02:25:48.399 --> 02:25:49.200 John, before we go. 02:25:49.840 --> 02:25:52.399 Did I tell you I have a Polish friend who's a sound man? 02:25:52.559 --> 02:25:52.799 Oh no. 02:25:53.040 --> 02:25:53.760 I have a Czech one, too. 02:25:54.879 --> 02:25:55.520 Czech one, too. 02:25:55.680 --> 02:25:57.360 I launched that one a while ago. 02:25:57.600 --> 02:25:58.479 Hey, hey John. 02:25:58.879 --> 02:25:59.040 Yeah. 02:26:00.079 --> 02:26:01.440 Before we check off. 02:26:02.399 --> 02:26:02.879 Check off. 02:26:04.159 --> 02:26:06.719 Did you land did you land the Cup Cadets yet? 02:26:06.959 --> 02:26:10.559 No, I I didn't get any response back from an inquiry on those. 02:26:12.000 --> 02:26:12.799 The racing league. 02:26:12.879 --> 02:26:13.280 Oh man. 02:26:14.000 --> 02:26:14.399 Sorry. 02:26:14.639 --> 02:26:15.200 Anyway. 02:26:15.760 --> 02:26:22.239 For 150 bucks, that was like we didn't even talk about the fact that I traded a trail 125 for 390s. 02:26:22.719 --> 02:26:23.600 Oh, we forgot about that. 02:26:24.239 --> 02:26:25.680 Steel of the day. 02:26:26.479 --> 02:26:26.959 Oh

god. 02:26:27.360 --> 02:26:29.600 In one of the worst, well, I don't know. 02:26:29.680 --> 02:26:36.959 It's a very strange trade, but to go from 125 CCs, which is funny too, is I learned that they're both they were both 2022s. 02:26:37.120 --> 02:26:37.920 You doubled down. 02:26:38.159 --> 02:26:39.680 So they were both 2022s. 02:26:39.920 --> 02:26:41.840 I wanted to hate the trade because I like Hondas. 02:26:42.159 --> 02:26:42.639 Right, I get it. 02:26:42.959 --> 02:26:45.440 When I really stood back and looked at it, I'm like, no, you're doing right. 02:26:45.920 --> 02:26:47.040 I feel like I did okay. 02:26:47.280 --> 02:26:48.559 I feel like I did all right. 02:26:48.719 --> 02:26:52.639 Uh, just so people can see at home real quick, just because we're gonna be talking about it this week. 02:26:52.799 --> 02:27:09.200 I traded a 2022 um uh KTM RC390 uh showed up at my place, and I had to give up a Hunter Cub, a uh Honda Trail 125, uh with 110 miles on it. 02:27:09.440 --> 02:27:11.520 And and you know, it had a little luggage rack in the front. 02:27:11.600 --> 02:27:12.719 I put a top case on the back of it. 02:27:13.120 --> 02:27:14.559 That bike only has 1100 miles on it. 02:27:14.799 --> 02:27:16.479 This bike has 1100 miles on it, that's correct. 02:27:16.639 --> 02:27:18.239 Uh yeah, KTM RC390. 02:27:18.479 --> 02:27:19.920 You still have the TW200, sorry. 02:27:20.239 --> 02:27:22.799 I do still have a TW200, but it's just it was weird. 02:27:22.879 --> 02:27:28.399 Everybody that came into my shop that looked at the trail 125 was like, oh yeah, I like one of those, those are great. 02:27:28.559 --> 02:27:32.639 Uh oh, well, that turns out while we were talking, I just bought one for$2,500. 02:27:33.200 --> 02:27:34.639 And I was like, what the fuck? 02:27:34.799 --> 02:27:43.120 Like, how come everybody that talks to me about this trail 125 within 48 hours owns one for$2,500? 02:27:43.920 --> 02:27:46.719 And I'm like, I don't want to sell this bike for$2,500. 02:27:47.040 --> 02:27:49.280 I want to sell this bike for a lot more than that. 02:27:49.680 --> 02:27:53.920 I paid less than that, but I want to sell it for more than that because it's got 110 miles on it. 02:27:54.239 --> 02:27:55.280 And far called to death. 02:27:55.920 --> 02:27:56.719 This one's not so bad. 02:27:56.799 --> 02:27:58.559 The that first one I had was super farkled. 02:27:58.799 --> 02:28:02.399 This isn't that this one just had a non-fango removable, like a G V box on the back. 02:28:02.559 --> 02:28:06.159 Okay, and it had a luggage, a little six-pack rack on the front. 02:28:06.399 --> 02:28:09.760 Nice, and it had the the normal Honda style engine guards. 02:28:09.840 --> 02:28:10.000 Okay. 02:28:10.079 --> 02:28:11.440 Like very normal engine guards. 02:28:11.920 --> 02:28:15.120 But I couldn't sell it for like anything close. 02:28:15.200 --> 02:28:17.360 And every offer I got was$2,500. 02:28:17.680 --> 02:28:17.760 Okay. 02:28:18.079 --> 02:28:20.799 Everybody was like, I'll give you$2,500 for it right now. 02:28:20.959 --> 02:28:30.399 And I can't blame them because I went on Facebook Marketplace and every trail 125, and it was getting to be that this one being a 22 was getting to be four years old and kind of old. 02:28:30.799 --> 02:28:36.719 Whereas people were selling 2024s for 2,500 bucks in different colors. 02:28:36.879 --> 02:28:39.120 And I was like, I'm gonna die with this fucking thing. 02:28:40.000 --> 02:28:44.799 And then this guy called up and said, like, hey man, your your chocolate's in my peanut butter. 02:28:45.120 --> 02:28:48.000 Uh I want to train my wife how to ride dirty dirt. 02:28:48.399 --> 02:28:50.879 I put this bike on the racetrack a couple three times. 02:28:51.600 --> 02:28:52.799 Super nice guy, too. 02:28:52.879 --> 02:28:53.680 He's a podcast listener. 02:28:53.760 --> 02:28:56.319 He's he got a really nice trail one, the nicest trail one ten. 02:28:56.479 --> 02:28:58.000 You got the nicest trail 110 you can get. 02:28:58.079 --> 02:28:58.559 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 02:28:58.639 --> 02:29:00.559 Aside from buying a brand new one, right? 02:29:00.719 --> 02:29:02.639 And uh at a massive discount. 02:29:02.719 --> 02:29:07.360 And he got rid of the KTM track bike that he wasn't using on the track. 02:29:08.000 --> 02:29:09.760 So good for everybody, I think. 02:29:09.920 --> 02:29:11.120 I think it was good all around. 02:29:11.280 --> 02:29:18.239 And if somebody needs a KTM RC390 and they want to start doing what Sleepy does doing track days, but he didn't this is the perfect thing. 02:29:18.479 --> 02:29:21.680 But he just he did track stuff to it, but he didn't unstreet it. 02:29:21.840 --> 02:29:22.319 That's right. 02:29:22.559 --> 02:29:27.520 So you can actually still ride it and just like and like you said, buy that front thing for it, slap it on, and go race the track. 02:29:27.760 --> 02:29:32.079 Yeah, and he did the nuthugger, he did the you know, the tipsy turtle ball stopper. 02:29:32.319 --> 02:29:33.760 I can't believe the brakes on that thing. 02:29:33.840 --> 02:29:35.360 That thing stops like a fucking stuff. 02:29:35.600 --> 02:29:40.000 I was like, okay, it's got one caliper on the front, but it's also a small bike, it's probably gonna be okay. 02:29:40.239 --> 02:29:43.520 And I I wailed on the front brakes and was almost about to like fucking. 02:29:44.239 --> 02:29:45.360 I got the back tire off, yeah. 02:29:45.520 --> 02:29:48.559 I got the back tire off the air off the ground quite easily. 02:29:48.719 --> 02:29:49.680 And he did the right stuff. 02:29:49.760 --> 02:29:55.120 He put engine guards on it, he put uh sliders on the the front axles, he put sliders on the back. 02:29:55.360 --> 02:29:56.239 He did a good job. 02:29:56.399 --> 02:29:58.559 The stuff he put on it is all very logical. 02:29:58.799 --> 02:30:00.399 It's got it's got middle. 02:30:00.639 --> 02:30:07.840 I'm sorry, it's got Nelson's led, it's got

Nelson's ledges cred, it's got pit race RIP, it's got pit race cred. 02:30:08.399 --> 02:30:09.840 So it's a good bike. 02:30:10.000 --> 02:30:12.239 I mean, overall, I'm very happy with it for 1100 miles. 02:30:13.520 --> 02:30:18.319 I think it would take a lot of the nerve-wrackingness of like not wondering if you're gonna murder yourself that day. 02:30:18.479 --> 02:30:26.239 Like could you imagine going out on a racetrack on a motorcycle that really, really, really won't kill you unless you super duper fuck up? 02:30:26.319 --> 02:30:26.479 Right. 02:30:26.639 --> 02:30:28.719 Like you have to run it into the fucking hay bill. 02:30:28.959 --> 02:30:32.639 Or worse, or like yeah, you're not gonna low side and just die. 02:30:32.799 --> 02:30:33.040 Yeah. 02:30:33.200 --> 02:30:34.239 Well, I mean, anything's possible. 02:30:34.719 --> 02:30:39.520 Speaking of low side, speaking of Haybell, did you see that Andrea and Paul had the sidecar? 02:30:39.920 --> 02:30:43.360 They had a close encounter with the airwall at uh Blackhawk. 02:30:43.440 --> 02:30:48.239 So our our our sponsored sidecar team, Paul and Andrea, at Gearhead Racing. 02:30:48.319 --> 02:30:51.520 Uh, I guess it was throttle stuck wide open by the sound of it, by the video. 02:30:51.920 --> 02:30:57.760 Because like if you see the skid marks, it obviously had brakes, so it either pushed obviously it had brakes. 02:30:57.920 --> 02:31:01.600 Yeah, by the 11ses, there were straight up 11s on the racetrack. 02:31:02.239 --> 02:31:05.920 Like 60 mile or 60 feet long 11s straight into the airwall. 02:31:06.079 --> 02:31:10.159 And you could you could see, you could hear the audio in the in the clip. 02:31:10.239 --> 02:31:13.680 Yeah, the bike is still chatting at seven or eight thousand rpm. 02:31:14.559 --> 02:31:17.520 And it's and it's like, I'm gonna eat this air wall. 02:31:17.760 --> 02:31:18.399 And it did. 02:31:18.639 --> 02:31:19.440 Yeah, it did. 02:31:19.600 --> 02:31:22.879 And so somehow the air wall did what the airwalls are supposed to do. 02:31:23.040 --> 02:31:29.520 It took all that energy of a whole sidecar rig and two humans, it absorbed it, and it spit Andrew out. 02:31:30.239 --> 02:31:32.159 Paul didn't he didn't spit it in spit Paul out. 02:31:32.239 --> 02:31:33.520 He was kind of wrapped up with the bike a little bit. 02:31:33.680 --> 02:31:34.159 Yeah, a little bit. 02:31:34.239 --> 02:31:40.000 He said that the impact, um, uh the airwall actually fused to his his shield. 02:31:40.399 --> 02:31:42.479 Like really with enough force that it like he said. 02:31:42.799 --> 02:31:43.760 That it like bonded. 02:31:43.840 --> 02:31:44.159 Yeah. 02:31:44.399 --> 02:31:44.879 Wow. 02:31:45.040 --> 02:31:45.280 Yeah. 02:31:45.440 --> 02:31:46.559 Oh, that's wild. 02:31:46.719 --> 02:31:47.360 Yeah, yeah. 02:31:47.520 --> 02:31:48.159 But he's alright. 02:31:48.239 --> 02:31:52.799 He said maybe a slight concussion, which undoubtedly, but he can't tell that from normal. 02:31:54.959 --> 02:31:56.239 Kind of the normal operating system. 02:31:56.559 --> 02:31:59.840 We have we operate on the same, I think a lot. 02:31:59.920 --> 02:32:00.719 So that's fine. 02:32:00.879 --> 02:32:01.600 He's a good dude. 02:32:01.760 --> 02:32:02.799 He's a very good dude. 02:32:02.879 --> 02:32:03.120 Yeah. 02:32:03.200 --> 02:32:08.799 I Paul and Andrea, much love for you guys, and I I hope you can get your shit back together because you'll be fine. 02:32:09.040 --> 02:32:13.840 But yeah, it's it's clearly he sounded it sounded like it wasn't the first time he'd had a throttle hang up. 02:32:14.319 --> 02:32:20.879 So yeah, because the guys were saying if you hadn't checked your throttle tube in a while, the frame can sometimes you know dig into the side and then you're fucked. 02:32:21.120 --> 02:32:22.799 So what you're saying is fuck carbs. 02:32:23.040 --> 02:32:25.920 Well, yeah, first of all, fucking no shit. 02:32:26.079 --> 02:32:26.879 Absolutely. 02:32:27.120 --> 02:32:27.840 Yeah, yeah. 02:32:28.000 --> 02:32:33.360 First, my first priority ever about any motorcycle I'm gonna be taking anywhere is gonna be how many carbs does it have? 02:32:33.440 --> 02:32:34.319 Is the answer zero? 02:32:34.399 --> 02:32:35.200 We're gonna have a good day. 02:32:35.280 --> 02:32:35.600 Yep. 02:32:35.680 --> 02:32:36.479 Yep, absolutely. 02:32:36.559 --> 02:32:37.200 So that's it. 02:32:37.360 --> 02:32:38.479 That's all we got. 02:32:38.959 --> 02:32:40.719 I hope you guys enjoyed the podcast. 02:32:40.799 --> 02:32:42.319 We're very happy to have Sarah here. 02:32:43.360 --> 02:32:43.760 Thanks for coming. 02:32:43.920 --> 02:32:45.040 Play us out of here, Johnny. 02:32:45.200 --> 02:32:46.159 Ride fast and take chances. 02:32:46.319 --> 02:32:47.680 Hey, go bossanova. 02:33:02.159 --> 02:33:04.399 Hit the red button, get us out of here sleeping. 02:33:04.799 --> 02:33:05.360 Jesus. 02:33:05.920 --> 02:33:07.520 That was a painful owl. 02:33:09.040 --> 02:33:10.399 I can still taste it in my mouth. 02:33:12.239 --> 02:33:13.200 Yes, exactly. 02:33:16.479 --> 02:33:17.680 I don't even know what that means.