บทถอดความฉบับเต็มของ Chelsea Handler Interview + Lord Have Mercy on Britney’s Family’s Souls

72 00:04:09.780 --> 00:04:12.259 have heard you. We're like, yeah, us too. Yeah. I 73 00:04:12.280 --> 00:04:14.039 wish I could have heard Fran. She wishes she could 74 00:04:14.120 --> 00:04:14.539 have heard me. 75 00:04:14.960 --> 00:04:15.259 Yeah. 76 00:04:16.079 --> 00:04:21.279 It's, it's, it's hard because we're doing these at, you know, 77 00:04:21.339 --> 00:04:24.180 bars and we're getting these outside people that we don't 78 00:04:24.240 --> 00:04:26.490 know who are coming in and like working audio and 79 00:04:26.500 --> 00:04:29.930 working sound and all these things. And they're just like, not. 80 00:04:29.790 --> 00:04:31.029 Good at their jobs. 81 00:04:31.230 --> 00:04:33.370 Knock on wood though. I don't see it being an 82 00:04:33.410 --> 00:04:34.850 issue for any future stops. 83 00:04:35.610 --> 00:04:38.259 Yes. I think that we have this under control. Going 84 00:04:38.300 --> 00:04:40.370 into the future, but it was still a lot of fun. 85 00:04:40.410 --> 00:04:42.490 People had a great fucking time. Shout out to Roan 86 00:04:42.529 --> 00:04:45.410 and Lil Sass who came and they surprised us with Trent, 87 00:04:45.449 --> 00:04:48.790 which was unbelievable. I've never been surprised with anything in 88 00:04:48.829 --> 00:04:51.649 my life. Like nobody's ever like surprised me with anything. 89 00:04:51.670 --> 00:04:54.709 I feel like that's kind of sad, but yeah. this 90 00:04:54.750 --> 00:04:57.089 was my first surprise ever was being surprised with Trent. 91 00:04:57.269 --> 00:05:00.600 And I, you reacted like it was your first surprise ever. 92 00:05:00.879 --> 00:05:03.519 Yeah. I reacted like Harry Styles showed up to me. 93 00:05:03.720 --> 00:05:07.000 You did the warm embrace that Trent and I had. 94 00:05:07.019 --> 00:05:11.420 I will remember forever. You jumped up and down. 95 00:05:11.480 --> 00:05:14.850 Like I, I did not realize your reaction in the moment. 96 00:05:15.790 --> 00:05:16.449 I didn't realize it. 97 00:05:16.449 --> 00:05:19.110 Either until I watched the video and was like, Oh 98 00:05:19.310 --> 00:05:20.350 my God. 99 00:05:21.629 --> 00:05:21.910 Sure. 100 00:05:22.250 --> 00:05:24.290 But we really had no idea. Like the whole time 101 00:05:24.310 --> 00:05:26.910 we're like, guys, Trent's not coming, Trent's not coming. And 102 00:05:26.930 --> 00:05:29.089 then there was like a little rustle in the back 103 00:05:29.149 --> 00:05:31.810 of the crowd. And I looked at you and I 104 00:05:31.829 --> 00:05:33.810 was like, I mean, Trent's not here. Like, what are 105 00:05:33.829 --> 00:05:34.370 they doing? 106 00:05:36.170 --> 00:05:40.610 And then there was a eruption. We were getting so 107 00:05:40.870 --> 00:05:43.290 upset with Roan because we were like, Roan, like Roan 108 00:05:43.310 --> 00:05:44.689 kept saying in the crowd, like, don't you guys wish 109 00:05:44.750 --> 00:05:47.540 Trent was here? And we were like, shut up, Roan. Like, yes, 110 00:05:47.560 --> 00:05:50.079 they do. So like, let's not remind them that he's not. 111 00:05:50.569 --> 00:05:52.089 All of a sudden he comes in, the whole crowd 112 00:05:52.149 --> 00:05:56.069 goes crazy. I went crazier than the crowd. Like it just, 113 00:05:56.550 --> 00:05:58.730 Trent is just a, just a feel good guy. And 114 00:05:59.230 --> 00:06:02.430 he turns into another human being walking up on stage. 115 00:06:02.449 --> 00:06:03.569 It's like, this isn't Trent. 116 00:06:03.889 --> 00:06:06.470 I also don't think people know this, but he had 117 00:06:06.509 --> 00:06:09.149 to like jump like a five over a five foot 118 00:06:09.290 --> 00:06:12.420 fence in the back of the venue to sneak in. 119 00:06:12.569 --> 00:06:14.810 Cause I didn't want anyone to see him. So shout 120 00:06:14.829 --> 00:06:16.699 out to Trent for having like a big vertical apparently. 121 00:06:17.129 --> 00:06:22.240 Yeah. Extremely athletic move from him all around. You know, 122 00:06:22.500 --> 00:06:24.600 Zach Clark was our special guest as well. 123 00:06:24.639 --> 00:06:25.759 And he was awesome. 124 00:06:25.779 --> 00:06:27.959 Stopped before he went to the, went to the Eagles game. 125 00:06:28.339 --> 00:06:31.339 He's given us a little inside look at his cute 126 00:06:31.579 --> 00:06:36.620 vacation with Tayshia, like just an absolute gem of a guy. 127 00:06:36.639 --> 00:06:39.459 He is a, he's a serious guy, but he's so 128 00:06:39.560 --> 00:06:42.189 sweet and means so well. And he just like, he 129 00:06:42.230 --> 00:06:43.730 says the nicest things to Ray and I, you know, 130 00:06:43.759 --> 00:06:47.180 he messaged us afterwards and was just like, what you 131 00:06:47.220 --> 00:06:49.819 two have created is so awesome. You know, thanks for 132 00:06:49.870 --> 00:06:51.310 letting me be a part of it. Like he's just 133 00:06:51.350 --> 00:06:52.029 such a sweetheart. 134 00:06:52.170 --> 00:06:54.470 I just love him. He really is a standup guy. 135 00:06:54.509 --> 00:06:56.379 It was great having him there. It was, it was a, 136 00:06:56.470 --> 00:06:58.610 it was a fun show. Like I said, it was rowdy. 137 00:06:58.649 --> 00:07:02.860 We had a good time though. Yeah. Thanks Philly. We're 138 00:07:02.879 --> 00:07:07.100 going to Nashville next Nashville, Nashville. Well, we are good time. 139 00:07:07.279 --> 00:07:09.860 I've never been to Nashville. I got my Nashville outfits 140 00:07:09.920 --> 00:07:13.560 ready and I don't have my Nashville outfits ready. That's 141 00:07:13.600 --> 00:07:14.220 a problem. 142 00:07:14.569 --> 00:07:15.879 Yeah, I feel like Nashville is a very specific- Are 143 00:07:15.899 --> 00:07:17.899 you wearing cowboy boots? Yeah. 144 00:07:18.779 --> 00:07:19.100 Yeah. 145 00:07:19.360 --> 00:07:21.620 I do have cowboy boots to wear. I do. I 146 00:07:21.660 --> 00:07:24.180 had a feeling. Yeah. Nashville will be a good time, 147 00:07:24.199 --> 00:07:26.800 so we're excited for that. And we have a great,

148 00:07:27.040 --> 00:07:30.850 fun episode today. Not only do we have some topics 149 00:07:30.879 --> 00:07:33.329 to go over, but we have Chelsea Handler on the 150 00:07:33.350 --> 00:07:36.529 podcast today. And we really did- The Chelsea Handler. Yes. 151 00:07:36.569 --> 00:07:40.470 We really did a very fun interview with her that 152 00:07:40.490 --> 00:07:43.029 I think people are really going to love. And let's 153 00:07:43.069 --> 00:07:47.430 get into it. We got- Britney Spears, new Instagram caption, 154 00:07:47.490 --> 00:07:50.689 giving us more about her family. Brendan and Piper, an 155 00:07:50.769 --> 00:07:54.189 update on their relationship. And Madison LaCroix is engaged. And 156 00:07:54.230 --> 00:07:56.889 like I said, we have the interview with Chelsea Handler. 157 00:07:56.930 --> 00:07:58.610 And by the way, trivia, we know that we didn't 158 00:07:58.629 --> 00:08:01.509 do it this week or last week. We will be 159 00:08:01.569 --> 00:08:04.990 returning to trivia next week. Like we said, busy schedule 160 00:08:05.029 --> 00:08:06.449 right now because of the tour. We don't want you 161 00:08:06.470 --> 00:08:08.449 guys to think we're slacking with the podcast. We obviously 162 00:08:08.470 --> 00:08:11.569 care about this podcast. more than our own lives because, 163 00:08:11.769 --> 00:08:13.699 or else we wouldn't be going on this tour. So 164 00:08:13.959 --> 00:08:15.959 we hadn't had time to film trivia, but we will 165 00:08:15.980 --> 00:08:19.089 be back with trivia next Monday. So let's get into it. 166 00:08:19.139 --> 00:08:23.110 Starting off with Britney Spears. 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It was supposed to be 210 00:10:27.720 --> 00:10:30.490 called I Must Confess. Now it's called Things I Should 211 00:10:30.529 --> 00:10:33.429 Have Said. Everyone freaked out about the original title. She 212 00:10:33.509 --> 00:10:37.070 changed it. So Britney posted a caption, you know, about 213 00:10:38.049 --> 00:10:40.429 writing a book. Like, ooh, maybe I should write a book. 214 00:10:40.509 --> 00:10:45.220 Like with two options were captions. Very clearly the shade 215 00:10:45.269 --> 00:10:48.360 is there. And then this weekend she posted a full 216 00:10:48.379 --> 00:10:52.129 caption Long caption. The picture was a Christmas tree. 217 00:10:52.309 --> 00:10:53.129 It was lit

up. 218 00:10:53.230 --> 00:10:56.409 It was decorated. It was in her house. And she wrote, 219 00:10:57.029 --> 00:10:59.100 I'll just be honest and say I've waited so long 220 00:10:59.129 --> 00:11:01.779 to be free from the situation I'm in. And now 221 00:11:01.820 --> 00:11:03.740 that it's here, I'm scared to do anything because I'm 222 00:11:03.779 --> 00:11:06.039 afraid I'll make a mistake. For so many years, I 223 00:11:06.059 --> 00:11:08.639 was always told if I succeeded at things, it could end. 224 00:11:08.799 --> 00:11:09.720 And it never did. 225 00:11:10.750 --> 00:11:11.490 I worked so hard. 226 00:11:11.509 --> 00:11:13.210 But now that it's here and getting closer and closer 227 00:11:13.230 --> 00:11:15.289 to ending, I'm very happy. But there's a lot of 228 00:11:15.330 --> 00:11:17.799 things that scare me. The paps run through the trees 229 00:11:17.840 --> 00:11:19.929 and onto the road when I drive home and it's creepy. 230 00:11:20.330 --> 00:11:22.129 And I have to drive by an elementary school. The 231 00:11:22.149 --> 00:11:26.309 kids are a big deal, but so am I. I 232 00:11:26.350 --> 00:11:27.970 don't like that they try to scare me and jump 233 00:11:28.029 --> 00:11:29.879 out like they do. It's like they want me to 234 00:11:29.929 --> 00:11:32.259 do something crazy. So like I said, I'm fearful of 235 00:11:32.299 --> 00:11:34.539 doing something wrong. So I won't be posting as much 236 00:11:34.580 --> 00:11:36.480 in a world where it's our liberty to be free. 237 00:11:36.659 --> 00:11:37.240 It's a shame. 238 00:11:37.740 --> 00:11:39.759 I started experiencing that when I got the keys to 239 00:11:39.799 --> 00:11:41.659 my car for the first time four months ago, and 240 00:11:41.679 --> 00:11:44.500 it's been 13 years. I haven't done anything to be 241 00:11:44.539 --> 00:11:46.529 treated the way I have for the past 13 years. 242 00:11:46.970 --> 00:11:49.149 I'm disgusted with the system and I wish I lived 243 00:11:49.210 --> 00:11:52.970 in another country. I'm celebrating Christmas way early this year 244 00:11:53.049 --> 00:11:56.370 because why not? I believe any reason to find more 245 00:11:56.429 --> 00:11:58.269 joy in life is a good idea. And it's no 246 00:11:58.330 --> 00:12:00.289 secret that I've been through it in the past. So 247 00:12:00.330 --> 00:12:02.090 I might have to do things a little differently from 248 00:12:02.129 --> 00:12:05.409 now on. Lord have mercy on my family souls if 249 00:12:05.470 --> 00:12:08.590 I ever do an interview. In the meantime, I'm staying 250 00:12:08.649 --> 00:12:10.870 clear of the business, which is all I've ever known 251 00:12:10.909 --> 00:12:13.220 my whole life. which is why this is so very 252 00:12:13.259 --> 00:12:18.950 confusing to me. Anyway, God bless you all. So a lot, 253 00:12:19.190 --> 00:12:23.570 she's talking about a lot, but it's just, it's heartbreaking 254 00:12:23.730 --> 00:12:27.659 because it does make sense of why we see her 255 00:12:27.720 --> 00:12:30.919 doing things and everyone's still so critical, every little thing 256 00:12:30.940 --> 00:12:31.659 that she does. 257 00:12:32.179 --> 00:12:34.539 So she's like, I don't want to do the wrong thing. 258 00:12:34.580 --> 00:12:37.200 Like if I do something kooky and fun, like whatever, 259 00:12:37.259 --> 00:12:39.730 like do I, am I going to get made fun of? 260 00:12:39.759 --> 00:12:41.750 Do people think that I'm doing the wrong thing? Am 261 00:12:41.789 --> 00:12:45.629 I going to get in trouble somehow? And the fact 262 00:12:45.649 --> 00:12:47.970 that like, she hasn't had her, like just got the 263 00:12:47.990 --> 00:12:54.169 keys to her car back finally. And Lord have mercy 264 00:12:54.210 --> 00:12:57.610 on her family souls, man. I just, I want her 265 00:12:57.669 --> 00:13:01.909 to do a fucking thing. Oprah, sit down like Harry 266 00:13:01.950 --> 00:13:04.850 and Meghan and just let it all rip. 267 00:13:05.330 --> 00:13:07.269 Please, for the love of God. And we talked about 268 00:13:07.309 --> 00:13:10.250 this a couple of times with Brittany that I feel 269 00:13:10.289 --> 00:13:12.740 like it's sad that she can't post whatever she wants 270 00:13:12.820 --> 00:13:14.580 on social media because people are going to judge her. 271 00:13:14.600 --> 00:13:16.460 But at the same time, for her own sanity and 272 00:13:16.500 --> 00:13:21.159 for her own happiness, getting off social media probably would 273 00:13:21.220 --> 00:13:22.799 help her in the long run. Like, I think she 274 00:13:22.820 --> 00:13:25.299 would be happier, even though it sucks. Like, yeah, she 275 00:13:25.320 --> 00:13:26.799 can't post whatever she wants and people should be able 276 00:13:26.820 --> 00:13:29.509 to post whatever they want. Yeah. How badly do you 277 00:13:29.549 --> 00:13:32.049 need to post? You know, it comes down to that. 278 00:13:32.769 --> 00:13:35.850 And I think the more she talks about this, the 279 00:13:35.889 --> 00:13:38.009 more we realize how fucked up her family has been. 280 00:13:38.029 --> 00:13:42.379 And the more we realize the restraint she has had 281 00:13:42.580 --> 00:13:45.940 all these years. And now it's all finally coming out 282 00:13:46.080 --> 00:13:49.000 one by one. Like she's letting it all out slowly 283 00:13:49.039 --> 00:13:52.539 as the weeks go on. And I think that her 284 00:13:52.600 --> 00:13:54.460 family should be shaking in their boots a little bit. 285 00:13:54.850 --> 00:13:56.629 I think that Jamie Lynn Spears should be shaking in 286 00:13:56.669 --> 00:13:58.769 her boots a little bit because You can't say you're 287 00:13:58.789 --> 00:14:02.509 writing a book, name it, I must confess. It's fucking sickening. 288 00:14:02.549 --> 00:14:07.059 It's actually weird. It's creepy to do that to your 289 00:14:07.200 --> 00:14:10.600 own sister. It's not like a pop star that you 290 00:14:11.019 --> 00:14:14.039 really liked and whatever. It's

your own sister that you're 291 00:14:14.080 --> 00:14:17.080 doing this to and it's creepy and it's weird. And 292 00:14:17.360 --> 00:14:19.600 it gives me a weird chill down my spine that 293 00:14:19.620 --> 00:14:21.950 somebody could do this to their family. And I said 294 00:14:21.970 --> 00:14:23.509 this at the live show and I'll say it here. 295 00:14:23.529 --> 00:14:28.149 I want to revoke Jamie Lynn Spears' appearance on this podcast. Like, 296 00:14:28.629 --> 00:14:31.629 I feel like we were all bamboozled and I don't 297 00:14:31.730 --> 00:14:34.350 think they were up to anything good. And we should 298 00:14:34.379 --> 00:14:35.080 have been worn. 299 00:14:35.789 --> 00:14:38.100 She really did paint it. She really painted a picture. 300 00:14:38.519 --> 00:14:40.259 She really painted a picture that she and Brittany had 301 00:14:40.279 --> 00:14:41.620 a good relationship. Yeah. 302 00:14:41.679 --> 00:14:43.720 And it was clearly a lie because it seems like 303 00:14:43.759 --> 00:14:47.080 that's really not the case at all. And maybe, you know, 304 00:14:48.600 --> 00:14:51.240 it's one of those things that, you know, when you 305 00:14:51.259 --> 00:14:53.500 have a friendship with somebody or a relationship with somebody 306 00:14:53.659 --> 00:14:56.129 and you're in it, And you feel like everything's fine. 307 00:14:56.149 --> 00:14:57.970 You're like brushing it all off. And then when you're 308 00:14:58.190 --> 00:15:01.549 out of it, you're like, no, those things like weren't okay. 309 00:15:02.120 --> 00:15:03.779 And I feel like that's kind of what's happening with 310 00:15:03.820 --> 00:15:05.639 Brittany right now. I was like, maybe she was okay 311 00:15:05.659 --> 00:15:08.659 with Jamie Lynn Spears. But as soon as she stepped 312 00:15:08.799 --> 00:15:11.340 out of it, she realized, no, what my sister was 313 00:15:11.379 --> 00:15:13.019 doing to me is not okay. What my family is 314 00:15:13.059 --> 00:15:14.860 doing to me is not okay. And I'm glad that 315 00:15:14.899 --> 00:15:17.159 she stepped into that space now because being in the 316 00:15:17.279 --> 00:15:19.899 other space of it is scary. Like being like in 317 00:15:19.940 --> 00:15:22.929 denial of what's happening to you. So now I feel 318 00:15:22.990 --> 00:15:25.850 happy for Brittany and I feel like she's slowly finding 319 00:15:25.870 --> 00:15:28.570 herself again is what it seems. But I do think, 320 00:15:29.070 --> 00:15:30.990 you know, social media is not the end all be all. 321 00:15:31.029 --> 00:15:32.929 She doesn't have to be on there. And I think 322 00:15:32.950 --> 00:15:34.830 she'll be happier if she posts a little less. 323 00:15:35.490 --> 00:15:35.690 Yeah. 324 00:15:36.690 --> 00:15:36.909 Yeah. 325 00:15:36.970 --> 00:15:41.200 No, I, I definitely agree with you because like she said, 326 00:15:41.220 --> 00:15:45.120 there's just, she doesn't unfortunately have like a lot of 327 00:15:45.139 --> 00:15:48.320 the same freedoms where she can just post whatever she 328 00:15:48.360 --> 00:15:51.559 wants to millions of people and they're, then everyone's not 329 00:15:51.580 --> 00:15:54.039 going to dissect every little thing that it says or 330 00:15:54.080 --> 00:15:58.019 that the picture says or whatever. So that is where 331 00:15:58.659 --> 00:16:02.190 it is at right now. But yeah, I just think 332 00:16:02.330 --> 00:16:06.149 that if she wants to put up her Christmas tree 333 00:16:06.669 --> 00:16:10.029 in October, do what you want, girl. You hang that 334 00:16:10.070 --> 00:16:12.330 Christmas tree. You light that bad boy up. You celebrate 335 00:16:12.350 --> 00:16:14.620 Christmas all year round if that's what you want, because 336 00:16:14.659 --> 00:16:19.019 now you actually can make these decisions for yourself. And 337 00:16:19.460 --> 00:16:21.870 that is something I do think we have to keep 338 00:16:23.049 --> 00:16:25.570 in the front of our brains when she is sharing 339 00:16:25.590 --> 00:16:29.450 these things that we're like, maybe that's a little weird. No, 340 00:16:29.509 --> 00:16:31.870 it's not for her because she's not just a regular 341 00:16:31.909 --> 00:16:36.909 old person going day by day like any other normal 342 00:16:37.149 --> 00:16:41.279 human would. Not normal is the wrong word. Just whatever 343 00:16:42.379 --> 00:16:46.730 is the standard. of just living your day, day by day, 344 00:16:46.750 --> 00:16:52.039 not doing anything crazy, not disrupting anything, but having now 345 00:16:52.299 --> 00:16:55.759 the ability to just do what pops into her head 346 00:16:56.440 --> 00:16:58.179 and actually go out and be able to do it. 347 00:16:58.679 --> 00:17:01.120 So when those things happen now, she's going to do 348 00:17:01.139 --> 00:17:02.940 it because she wasn't able to do it before. So 349 00:17:03.470 --> 00:17:06.730 she should be able to celebrate Christmas whenever she wants. 350 00:17:07.210 --> 00:17:12.019 And we're just going to put that Oprah interview energy 351 00:17:12.150 --> 00:17:14.160 out there and hope that that happens. 352 00:17:15.279 --> 00:17:17.200 A couple of weeks back, we talked about Brendan and 353 00:17:17.259 --> 00:17:20.259 Piper's relationship. It seemed like it may have gone out 354 00:17:20.319 --> 00:17:23.259 the window. They were, you know, breaking up. It wasn't 355 00:17:23.279 --> 00:17:26.220 going well. Now it has been revealed on the happy 356 00:17:26.240 --> 00:17:29.059 hour podcast that they actually are still together. 357 00:17:30.059 --> 00:17:30.279 Yeah. 358 00:17:30.339 --> 00:17:32.000 Apparently that was just a rumor. 359 00:17:32.019 --> 00:17:35.559 I don't know. It's just like, I think that stemmed 360 00:17:35.599 --> 00:17:39.380 from us weekly. It's interesting because it does feel like 361 00:17:39.740 --> 00:17:45.599 they are have just been feeding us weekly information themselves. 362 00:17:46.119 --> 00:17:47.980 So like when they

reported that they were broken up, 363 00:17:47.980 --> 00:17:50.319 I was like, yeah, well, somebody, one of them probably 364 00:17:50.359 --> 00:17:51.579 told us weekly themselves. 365 00:17:51.700 --> 00:17:52.920 But here they are. 366 00:17:52.940 --> 00:17:59.720 Here's Piper saying that they aren't broken up. She told 367 00:17:59.769 --> 00:18:02.549 Becca Kufrin saying the reason we didn't choose to go 368 00:18:02.609 --> 00:18:05.549 public like everybody else on the show was just because 369 00:18:05.670 --> 00:18:09.029 our experience was a little bit different. Obviously we tainted 370 00:18:09.089 --> 00:18:11.250 our own experience in that way. So we're kind of 371 00:18:11.289 --> 00:18:13.269 working on ourselves and each other and we're focusing on 372 00:18:13.309 --> 00:18:17.049 being a couple before taking that public. She said, obviously 373 00:18:17.069 --> 00:18:21.200 this is an easy thing to go through that she 374 00:18:21.579 --> 00:18:31.059 was actually, you know, upset watching what Brandon, Brendan, Jesus Christ, 375 00:18:31.079 --> 00:18:35.339 what Brendan did to Natasha and didn't like how that 376 00:18:35.380 --> 00:18:38.109 played out. And like, that's something that they, haven't even 377 00:18:38.170 --> 00:18:40.690 really fully talked about. Like, I don't know what the 378 00:18:40.730 --> 00:18:43.750 whole interview was really kind of bizarre. It was like that, 379 00:18:43.849 --> 00:18:46.009 that she like, didn't like that, but they haven't totally 380 00:18:46.069 --> 00:18:49.119 worked through those things, but they're working through things. And 381 00:18:49.140 --> 00:18:51.619 I don't know, they're probably just salty that they didn't 382 00:18:51.640 --> 00:18:55.059 get to like post cute IGTV videos, like all the 383 00:18:55.099 --> 00:18:57.759 other couples. And they haven't been able to go out 384 00:18:57.799 --> 00:19:00.400 and be social and, you know, be out in the 385 00:19:00.480 --> 00:19:03.039 open and, and loving on each other, like all these 386 00:19:03.079 --> 00:19:08.200 other couples are. But at this point, everything that happened 387 00:19:08.220 --> 00:19:12.740 made them stronger and they're there right now. They are 388 00:19:12.900 --> 00:19:15.119 in a relationship. That's where they stand right now. 389 00:19:15.680 --> 00:19:20.089 Here's the thing. Obviously what they both did was fucked up. 390 00:19:20.170 --> 00:19:21.589 I think we all can agree on that. 391 00:19:21.990 --> 00:19:22.230 Yeah. 392 00:19:22.349 --> 00:19:24.890 What I think Brennan Piper should have done after that 393 00:19:25.450 --> 00:19:29.680 is go full in with their relationship. Like, post the 394 00:19:29.720 --> 00:19:33.319 cute videos, post the cute pictures, go out in public, 395 00:19:33.660 --> 00:19:36.460 have a good time, show people that you really like 396 00:19:36.509 --> 00:19:39.730 each other, because then they're going to be like, Oh, 397 00:19:39.789 --> 00:19:42.190 they actually really like each other. Why don't we back up? 398 00:19:42.289 --> 00:19:44.549 And like, okay, these two really like each other. Like, 399 00:19:44.589 --> 00:19:47.819 it's kind of like, this is so fucked up that 400 00:19:47.839 --> 00:19:50.789 I'm even comparing these two things and they're like really 401 00:19:50.849 --> 00:19:55.819 not similar, but hear me out here. It's like, uh, 402 00:19:55.980 --> 00:20:00.369 Josh Richards, Jaden and Nessa, right? Like when, when everyone 403 00:20:00.390 --> 00:20:04.410 was so upset with Jaden and Nessa, but now everyone 404 00:20:04.589 --> 00:20:06.809 loves Jaden and Nessa because they're like, oh my God, 405 00:20:06.829 --> 00:20:08.789 Jaden and Nessa are so cute. They really do like 406 00:20:08.829 --> 00:20:11.150 each other. Like, all right, we'll just let them be 407 00:20:11.670 --> 00:20:13.190 because they went in and they were like, all right, 408 00:20:13.250 --> 00:20:14.859 fuck it. We really like each other. We're just going 409 00:20:14.880 --> 00:20:18.640 to like show everyone that. And people respect that with 410 00:20:18.680 --> 00:20:20.720 Brennan and Piper, they look like a bunch of cowards, 411 00:20:20.759 --> 00:20:25.000 like turtling into their shells. afraid to be a couple 412 00:20:25.079 --> 00:20:28.480 because of everyone's reaction, which I also understand. Like at 413 00:20:28.519 --> 00:20:30.000 the end of the day, you got to say, fuck it. 414 00:20:31.000 --> 00:20:33.039 So that people can like get over it. Now you're 415 00:20:33.059 --> 00:20:36.140 just like making things worse for yourself. They're not going 416 00:20:36.160 --> 00:20:39.559 to last, but like, I'm not actively rooting against that. Like, 417 00:20:39.599 --> 00:20:41.180 I think if they want to be together, they should 418 00:20:41.200 --> 00:20:42.900 be together, but they're being weird about it. 419 00:20:44.329 --> 00:20:47.750 And I personally don't even think that they have like 420 00:20:47.789 --> 00:20:52.049 those cute stuff queued up because their relationship has just 421 00:20:53.240 --> 00:20:55.779 doesn't feel like it's been like that, or it's just 422 00:20:55.859 --> 00:20:59.400 been strained where they are being like, no, we're together, 423 00:21:00.019 --> 00:21:03.640 but you know, we're working through our things. I just, 424 00:21:04.880 --> 00:21:07.119 I find it very bizarre that this show has been 425 00:21:07.200 --> 00:21:11.670 over now. And that episodes aired months ago that Becca 426 00:21:11.890 --> 00:21:14.710 asked like, Oh, you know, how did you guys kind 427 00:21:14.750 --> 00:21:18.690 of talk that out with Brendan leading Natasha on? 428 00:21:18.710 --> 00:21:19.569 And how do you feel about that? 429 00:21:19.589 --> 00:21:22.920 And she's like, basically said that they haven't really talked 430 00:21:23.140 --> 00:21:23.720 it all out. 431 00:21:23.799 --> 00:21:25.759 So it was like, like, what, what are you

doing? 432 00:21:25.799 --> 00:21:28.759 What's happening? Wait, like how long are we waiting? 433 00:21:29.119 --> 00:21:29.380 Right. 434 00:21:29.420 --> 00:21:32.420 Like you guys, are you just putting this conversation off? 435 00:21:32.539 --> 00:21:35.359 Like you there, you don't have, you don't want to 436 00:21:35.400 --> 00:21:37.160 talk about it. You're not ever going to talk about it. 437 00:21:37.279 --> 00:21:39.890 It's like saying she didn't like it, but like they're 438 00:21:39.910 --> 00:21:44.890 still together. It's so bizarre. And yeah, this is just, 439 00:21:46.890 --> 00:21:49.470 it's just not something that I can invest any time 440 00:21:49.509 --> 00:21:52.089 in because it's, it's a couple that you're like, Oh, 441 00:21:52.109 --> 00:21:52.930 they end up together. 442 00:21:52.950 --> 00:21:53.829 That's nice. 443 00:21:53.869 --> 00:21:57.230 You know, maybe that is somewhat of a happy ending. 444 00:21:57.269 --> 00:21:59.950 Like, I feel like if I'm Natasha, you want them 445 00:21:59.970 --> 00:22:00.490 to be together. 446 00:22:00.569 --> 00:22:01.990 Cause it's like, Oh, if you really are going to 447 00:22:02.049 --> 00:22:03.950 put me through all that shit, you might as well 448 00:22:04.009 --> 00:22:06.250 fucking be a couple. Now you're really going to break up. 449 00:22:06.349 --> 00:22:09.230 Like you, like you weren't even that serious to begin with. 450 00:22:09.549 --> 00:22:12.029 And you fucked around with me like that much. And 451 00:22:12.109 --> 00:22:13.130 now you're not even going to date. 452 00:22:13.990 --> 00:22:21.299 That's what I'm saying. It's like, I'm like, who knows 453 00:22:21.319 --> 00:22:24.000 what's going on with them. It probably did strain their relationship, 454 00:22:24.509 --> 00:22:26.990 but if their relationship, if they really liked each other 455 00:22:27.029 --> 00:22:29.410 that much, it wouldn't strain the relationship. So like, let's 456 00:22:29.430 --> 00:22:32.750 just give it up or go, go all in. I 457 00:22:32.789 --> 00:22:36.170 don't care about these two. I really just don't. And 458 00:22:36.190 --> 00:22:39.859 I don't care for them going on podcasts, like whatever, 459 00:22:39.930 --> 00:22:43.500 you know what I'm saying? Like just fucking break up. 460 00:22:43.519 --> 00:22:45.579 And I know, and I know social media is mean. 461 00:22:45.599 --> 00:22:47.779 And I know that like, if they worded like, I 462 00:22:47.799 --> 00:22:51.019 think they would get destroyed if they were really overly 463 00:22:51.079 --> 00:22:53.480 posting and doing all those things. So it does feel 464 00:22:53.519 --> 00:22:56.460 like they've taken a break from it for a while, 465 00:22:56.609 --> 00:23:01.150 but if they can make it work with each other, 466 00:23:01.430 --> 00:23:05.490 then good for them. But they're just not going to 467 00:23:05.529 --> 00:23:12.440 have everyone's like emotional investment as you are now, like 468 00:23:12.940 --> 00:23:18.250 with couples like Abigail and Noah, uh, thomas and becca 469 00:23:18.289 --> 00:23:20.799 who didn't make it on the show but like now 470 00:23:21.000 --> 00:23:25.079 are so having the time of their goddamn lives like 471 00:23:25.519 --> 00:23:28.180 living it up at music festivals and being all cute 472 00:23:28.259 --> 00:23:31.170 and just out and having fun like that's they're probably 473 00:23:31.210 --> 00:23:34.269 watching that being like damn we wish that was us 474 00:23:34.329 --> 00:23:35.390 but we really fucked this. 475 00:23:35.349 --> 00:23:37.529 Up could have been a they but the thing is 476 00:23:38.019 --> 00:23:41.299 they have friends right in the, in the nation. They 477 00:23:41.640 --> 00:23:45.400 have friends, people like them in the nation. Um, they, 478 00:23:45.880 --> 00:23:49.829 they have people who like them. Um, if they would 479 00:23:49.849 --> 00:23:52.230 have just went all in right away, I feel like 480 00:23:52.269 --> 00:23:56.130 people would have like been like, Oh, okay. It always happens. 481 00:23:56.210 --> 00:23:58.990 People are really mad at first. And then they're like, ah, 482 00:23:59.049 --> 00:24:01.470 they're cute. We're in, but they just haven't been cute. 483 00:24:01.509 --> 00:24:02.690 So like nobody's in. 484 00:24:03.549 --> 00:24:05.029 Right. I think they would have done it if they 485 00:24:05.089 --> 00:24:07.190 felt like stronger. Right. 486 00:24:07.210 --> 00:24:08.529 They felt stronger about each other. 487 00:24:08.549 --> 00:24:10.470 They didn't even really like each other that much. 488 00:24:10.710 --> 00:24:13.849 Exactly. It feels like things were probably strained for some time, 489 00:24:13.910 --> 00:24:17.210 even though Piper is saying that everything that happened has 490 00:24:17.250 --> 00:24:19.910 made them stronger, but it doesn't feel like it has 491 00:24:19.990 --> 00:24:23.089 if they still haven't talked about important things that happened 492 00:24:23.109 --> 00:24:23.750 on the season. 493 00:24:23.769 --> 00:24:25.730 Like, I don't know. It's just- Two months ago. Like, 494 00:24:25.769 --> 00:24:28.630 when are we talking about it? Time has passed. Christmas 495 00:24:28.690 --> 00:24:30.180 is coming. Exactly. 496 00:24:30.440 --> 00:24:31.819 Oh, by the way, I also just want to say 497 00:24:31.839 --> 00:24:38.569 that Ivan's big explosive podcast. Whoever gets my first episode, 498 00:24:38.650 --> 00:24:39.670 it's going to be gold. 499 00:24:39.710 --> 00:24:44.930 Like the whole thing. He went on Nick files podcast and. 500 00:24:45.589 --> 00:24:48.829 He told pretty much the exact same story. Like I 501 00:24:48.869 --> 00:24:51.019 thought he was going to explain more about the phone stuff, 502 00:24:51.490 --> 00:24:54.099 but it literally he's, he's rolling with the same story 503 00:24:54.140 --> 00:24:56.779 that a producer left the phone in the room and 504 00:24:57.859 --> 00:24:59.740 he just saw the room

numbers. 505 00:24:59.480 --> 00:25:02.589 And I'm so sick of these fucking people saying that 506 00:25:02.630 --> 00:25:05.750 they're going to like blow up The Bachelor and like 507 00:25:05.990 --> 00:25:08.309 reveal everything on the next podcast. 508 00:25:08.329 --> 00:25:08.990 They can't. 509 00:25:09.210 --> 00:25:11.569 They're a bunch of liars. They have contracts. 510 00:25:11.630 --> 00:25:11.910 Yeah. 511 00:25:13.210 --> 00:25:16.059 I believe Jed. I'm waiting on that podcast. 512 00:25:16.640 --> 00:25:17.539 No matter what it is. 513 00:25:17.720 --> 00:25:18.539 Jed will talk. 514 00:25:19.039 --> 00:25:20.220 One day Jed will talk. 515 00:25:21.160 --> 00:25:24.210 No, there's a bunch of bullshitters. Like, just get me 516 00:25:24.250 --> 00:25:25.589 on your pod. That's all they want is to get 517 00:25:25.650 --> 00:25:28.930 on the podcast. They got on podcast. People listen. Oh, 518 00:25:28.970 --> 00:25:31.210 this was the most downloaded episode because this person said 519 00:25:31.250 --> 00:25:31.970 they were coming on. 520 00:25:32.130 --> 00:25:32.369 Yeah. 521 00:25:32.529 --> 00:25:34.920 We spill absolutely fucking nothing. So you know what, Ivan? 522 00:25:34.960 --> 00:25:36.839 Don't care that you didn't come on our podcast. Go 523 00:25:36.900 --> 00:25:40.539 on Nikki V's podcast and spill zero. Yeah, exactly. 524 00:25:40.599 --> 00:25:42.700 It's just like, I think they all want to spill 525 00:25:42.740 --> 00:25:45.569 everything and then they get antsy and they say like, oh, 526 00:25:45.619 --> 00:25:47.910 the things I'm going to say. And then somebody from 527 00:25:47.990 --> 00:25:51.309 ABC reaches out like, hey, remember, you literally can't talk 528 00:25:51.349 --> 00:25:52.609 about anything that happened. 529 00:25:52.670 --> 00:25:54.490 And they're like, oh, shit. Yeah, okay. Like, I don't 530 00:25:54.509 --> 00:25:55.089 want to get sued. 531 00:25:55.349 --> 00:25:55.509 Right. 532 00:25:55.549 --> 00:25:57.509 We will sue your ass for $ 500, 000 that you do 533 00:25:57.569 --> 00:26:00.759 not have. Yeah, never forget. They literally sued Luke P. 534 00:26:01.019 --> 00:26:03.920 They straight up sued Luke P for, like, talking about 535 00:26:03.940 --> 00:26:04.819 shit in an interview. 536 00:26:05.240 --> 00:26:09.160 Enough Instagram ads to afford ABC suing you. 537 00:26:09.359 --> 00:26:09.539 Yeah. 538 00:26:10.819 --> 00:26:13.319 I want to tell a little story quickly of just, 539 00:26:13.359 --> 00:26:19.349 you know, my shaving journey. Recently, this was a few 540 00:26:19.369 --> 00:26:24.170 months back, I attempted to try a different razor. 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20% off. It has been 582 00:28:31.630 --> 00:28:36.920 quite a year for Madison LaCroix. The A-Rod stuff, it 583 00:28:37.079 --> 00:28:40.119 feels like it happened years ago, but it really was 584 00:28:40.180 --> 00:28:41.319 not that long. 585 00:28:41.099 --> 00:28:44.869 Ago, correct? It really wasn't that long ago at all. 586 00:28:44.890 --> 00:28:45.750 What month was that? 587 00:28:46.890 --> 00:28:48.890 April? No. 588 00:28:49.710 --> 00:28:50.259 January? 589 00:28:50.319 --> 00:28:50.839 February? 590 00:28:51.559 --> 00:28:53.559 What year are we in? I have no idea. 591 00:28:53.579 --> 00:28:55.660 What day is it? Oh, my God. 592 00:28:55.680 --> 00:28:57.380 It really was April. It was? 593 00:29:00.460 --> 00:29:00.859 Yeah. 594 00:29:01.380 --> 00:29:04.069 Fuck yeah. I fucking nailed that. It was the first 595 00:29:04.130 --> 00:29:04.829 month I said. 596 00:29:04.849 --> 00:29:07.309 Oh, wait. 597 00:29:07.329 --> 00:29:07.529 March? 598 00:29:07.569 --> 00:29:07.930 March. 599 00:29:08.740 --> 00:29:11.329 Okay, so it was like March, April. 600 00:29:11.369 --> 00:29:13.849 Like, that's kind of when everything started hitting the fan. 601 00:29:13.869 --> 00:29:14.789 Fuck yeah. 602 00:29:14.849 --> 00:29:18.869 So quite a few last couple months, she started dating 603 00:29:18.890 --> 00:29:19.890 this guy, Brett. 604 00:29:20.410 --> 00:29:22.569 He proposed. They're engaged. 605 00:29:22.769 --> 00:29:27.579 She announced it on her Amazon Live show. And in 606 00:29:27.660 --> 00:29:33.480 just perfect, like, this is why the Southern Charm guys 607 00:29:33.839 --> 00:29:39.990 are truly my absolute favorite is because... They just love it. 608 00:29:40.079 --> 00:29:41.640 they're petty. Like they're all petty. 609 00:29:41.660 --> 00:29:42.210 And I love it. 610 00:29:42.259 --> 00:29:47.269 Like they, whoever, whoever gave this statement to us weekly 611 00:29:47.880 --> 00:29:51.369 is fantastic. So this article came out being like, Oh, 612 00:29:51.470 --> 00:29:57.059 Austin's reaction to Madison getting engaged. Right. And, um, it's 613 00:29:57.119 --> 00:30:00.539 they said source one source said that he's never met 614 00:30:00.859 --> 00:30:03.619 the fiance. He's never seen them together. So he doesn't 615 00:30:03.640 --> 00:30:07.940 have an opinion on Brett, but that when he found 616 00:30:08.119 --> 00:30:11.890 out he was enjoying a barbecue with Craig Shep and Pringle, 617 00:30:11.930 --> 00:30:14.650 when the news broke, when the time comes for Austin 618 00:30:14.670 --> 00:30:17.950 to get engaged, he won't make it into an infomercial. 619 00:30:19.789 --> 00:30:24.029 It's like, it's still so petty. I, I want to 620 00:30:24.069 --> 00:30:26.569 hang out with these guys so fucking bad. I just 621 00:30:26.630 --> 00:30:28.890 want to hang out with the Southern charm people. We, 622 00:30:29.910 --> 00:30:32.910 we can, I, we absolutely can. I know we can, 623 00:30:33.109 --> 00:30:34.690 you know, I'm upset about, and I want to give 624 00:30:34.809 --> 00:30:37.230 Lindsay Hubbard a little shout out. She DM me the 625 00:30:37.259 --> 00:30:38.779 other day. It was like the winter house from here. 626 00:30:38.799 --> 00:30:41.619 Come whatever we can't make it. And I'm, I'm, I'm upset. 627 00:30:41.640 --> 00:30:43.359 I would love to hang out with these people. 628 00:30:43.839 --> 00:30:45.880 I know. I know she sent it to me too. 629 00:30:45.900 --> 00:30:46.619 It was really nice. 630 00:30:46.660 --> 00:30:49.170 And it was just like, And I was just like, 631 00:30:49.190 --> 00:30:51.509 oh God, I wish I'm like there. 632 00:30:51.970 --> 00:30:55.490 I almost thought to myself, like I would actually rather 633 00:30:56.069 --> 00:30:58.470 go watch the winter house premiere with all of them 634 00:30:58.589 --> 00:30:59.529 instead of getting. 635 00:30:59.329 --> 00:31:00.630 To Nashville the night early. 636 00:31:01.950 --> 00:31:03.549 I know. I was like, I was like, I am 637 00:31:03.710 --> 00:31:07.410 almost willing to move this flight to early Thursday morning 638 00:31:07.730 --> 00:31:08.670 to be able to do this. 639 00:31:08.730 --> 00:31:11.230 No, it's on Thursday though. It's on Thursday. I would, 640 00:31:11.410 --> 00:31:12.670 I would do that, but it's on Thursday. 641 00:31:13.049 --> 00:31:13.809 No, it's not. 642 00:31:13.869 --> 00:31:14.769 It's on Wednesday. 643 00:31:14.789 --> 00:31:21.329 No, I, the invite I got says October 21st. Are 644 00:31:21.369 --> 00:31:25.170 you sure? Yes, Francesca. I am sure about the invite 645 00:31:25.210 --> 00:31:31.319 I got that says October 21st. But the show premieres 646 00:31:31.339 --> 00:31:35.279 on October 20th. Sometimes you make me feel stupid. Oh, 647 00:31:36.220 --> 00:31:39.000 that's because I am stupid because it does say October 20th. Wow. 648 00:31:42.900 --> 00:31:45.910 I was like, no, the show like definitely premieres Wednesday night. 649 00:31:45.930 --> 00:31:49.779 I'm so fucking dumb sometimes. I'm sorry. Yeah, you're right. 650 00:31:49.960 --> 00:31:54.069 You're 100% right. It's October 20th. I don't want to 651 00:31:54.109 --> 00:31:55.589 talk anymore. Oh, man. 652 00:31:55.670 --> 00:31:57.990 I really like that you teed that up as, you know, Fran, 653 00:31:58.049 --> 00:31:59.549 sometimes you make me feel stupid. 654 00:31:59.609 --> 00:32:01.009 I know I'm not. This is right. 655 00:32:01.069 --> 00:32:01.250 Nope. 656 00:32:01.369 --> 00:32:03.549 I never said I know I'm not. I just said 657 00:32:03.869 --> 00:32:05.809 you make me feel stupid. And then I said, I 658 00:32:05.890 --> 00:32:06.750 am stupid. 659 00:32:06.789 --> 00:32:07.960 You were pretty confident about it. 660 00:32:07.970 --> 00:32:10.559 You were like, I was so confident. I really was confident. 661 00:32:10.650 --> 00:32:13.380 But, you know, it's the night before, which is why 662 00:32:13.400 --> 00:32:16.720 I was in the best fall down sometimes.

663 00:32:18.700 --> 00:32:20.519 Uh, but no, I'm so excited. 664 00:32:20.539 --> 00:32:24.900 Madison, the cry on your fake ass engagement, the Amazon 665 00:32:24.960 --> 00:32:25.779 live engagement. 666 00:32:25.900 --> 00:32:26.339 Fantastic. 667 00:32:26.359 --> 00:32:28.900 But it's so perfectly Madison at this point, the year 668 00:32:28.920 --> 00:32:31.609 that she's had, like, yeah, of course she announced her 669 00:32:31.630 --> 00:32:32.990 engagement on Amazon live. 670 00:32:33.349 --> 00:32:36.950 And of course, A-Rod wish like her congratulations. 671 00:32:38.589 --> 00:32:42.970 Can't imagine that they can't imagine he likes chatting, chatting 672 00:32:43.009 --> 00:32:47.309 with her, but, um, the, the, the shade from the source, uh, 673 00:32:48.170 --> 00:32:52.990 is just fantastic. It, it, it'll continue. I can't wait 674 00:32:53.029 --> 00:32:56.130 to see the summer house, Southern charm, like winter house. 675 00:32:56.170 --> 00:32:58.690 I just think it's going to be so good. Paige 676 00:32:58.730 --> 00:33:01.990 and Craig. I feel like they're just a, a public 677 00:33:02.009 --> 00:33:06.859 couple now on their stories. They went to this like 678 00:33:06.910 --> 00:33:10.940 charity event this weekend and Craig got an award for the, 679 00:33:11.059 --> 00:33:12.119 for sewing down South. 680 00:33:12.460 --> 00:33:13.819 And it was so cute. 681 00:33:13.839 --> 00:33:15.920 He posted this story and he was opening this bottle 682 00:33:15.940 --> 00:33:18.710 of champagne, but like they just, we're sitting next to 683 00:33:18.750 --> 00:33:20.230 each other and they just locked eyes. 684 00:33:20.250 --> 00:33:21.670 And I was like, I see it. 685 00:33:21.670 --> 00:33:22.599 I see it. 686 00:33:22.730 --> 00:33:25.529 It's there. Like these two are so into each other 687 00:33:25.549 --> 00:33:25.950 right now. 688 00:33:26.589 --> 00:33:29.279 And I, God, I love it because I just love 689 00:33:29.319 --> 00:33:33.220 them both individually so much that getting them now together 690 00:33:33.480 --> 00:33:35.039 is amazing. 691 00:33:35.619 --> 00:33:38.079 I know. I'm really excited to like, I don't know, 692 00:33:38.119 --> 00:33:39.940 get to talk to them one day in person, like 693 00:33:40.000 --> 00:33:41.779 about this. Like, I just think that they're a really 694 00:33:41.839 --> 00:33:43.839 cute couple and I'm excited for, and I can't wait 695 00:33:43.859 --> 00:33:44.559 to watch winter house. 696 00:33:45.049 --> 00:33:48.609 I know me too. I'm like so obsessed that like, 697 00:33:48.670 --> 00:33:52.289 I literally was looking at watching Craig stories and I'm like, ah, 698 00:33:52.329 --> 00:33:53.109 that's Paige's apartment. 699 00:33:53.230 --> 00:33:54.549 I can see it. I can see in the back. 700 00:33:55.069 --> 00:34:00.789 It's like, so now you two, uh, yeah, me invested. Congratulations. 701 00:34:01.230 --> 00:34:04.200 And it's just like you said, can't wait for, uh, 702 00:34:04.490 --> 00:34:09.590 for winter house this week. We have a fantastic interview 703 00:34:09.989 --> 00:34:13.250 with the one and only Chelsea Handler coming up. You 704 00:34:13.269 --> 00:34:17.739 guys heard Rhi and I talking about how busy we 705 00:34:17.960 --> 00:34:21.480 are these last few weeks. We've just been moving around. 706 00:34:21.500 --> 00:34:23.559 I was saying, you know, I'm in Florida gearing up 707 00:34:23.599 --> 00:34:26.760 for that last George Brothers show. So what better way 708 00:34:27.199 --> 00:34:30.460 for me to prep for the show, to have that 709 00:34:30.780 --> 00:34:34.869 little me time on a Sunday than this? with an 710 00:34:34.969 --> 00:34:37.110 ice cold Coors Light ready to go. I got them 711 00:34:37.150 --> 00:34:38.070 stocked in the fridge. 712 00:34:39.010 --> 00:34:41.719 It is the best. 713 00:34:41.780 --> 00:34:44.079 It's our best. It is the best beer is what 714 00:34:44.099 --> 00:34:46.800 I meant to say. Our favorite beer. We love it 715 00:34:46.820 --> 00:34:50.219 when we need some time to relax. So for example, 716 00:34:50.320 --> 00:34:54.829 today is a Sunday when I'm recording. I crack open 717 00:34:54.849 --> 00:34:58.090 a Coors Light. I'm watching football. I'm getting ready for 718 00:34:58.110 --> 00:35:01.710 a Jonas Brothers show. It's the absolute dream. The perfect combination, truly. 719 00:35:02.260 --> 00:35:04.219 So there's only one beer out there that's literally made 720 00:35:04.239 --> 00:35:08.159 to chill. That's Coors Light. It is mountain cold refreshment 721 00:35:08.340 --> 00:35:11.739 made to chill. Coors Light's cold lager, cold filtered, cold packaged, 722 00:35:12.039 --> 00:35:17.860 literally made to chill. Crisp and refreshing as the Colorado Rockies. 723 00:35:17.940 --> 00:35:20.519 It is so perfect for a moment to unwind. You 724 00:35:20.559 --> 00:35:22.340 guys know you open your fridge, you look, you see 725 00:35:22.380 --> 00:35:25.199 those mounds, they're blue. You know you're ready to have 726 00:35:25.219 --> 00:35:28.760 a nice ice cold beer and take a moment to yourself. 727 00:35:29.099 --> 00:35:30.880 So that's why Coors Light is the one we choose 728 00:35:30.920 --> 00:35:32.840 when we need to unwind. So when you want to 729 00:35:32.860 --> 00:35:35.199 hit reset, reach for the beer that's made to chill. 730 00:35:35.539 --> 00:35:37.440 Get Coors Light in the new look delivered straight to 731 00:35:37.480 --> 00:35:41.300 your door with Drizzly or Instacart by going to CoorsLight.com 732 00:35:41.639 --> 00:35:44.219 slash chicks. And guys, always celebrate responsibly. It's coming from 733 00:35:44.260 --> 00:35:45.860 Coors Brewing Company, Golden, Colorado. 734 00:35:46.199 --> 00:35:46.559 Cheers. 735 00:35:46.639 --> 00:35:50.000 Thank you guys so much. The world's most refreshing podcast. Yes. 736 00:35:52.039 --> 00:35:54.800 All right, everyone. We are here with a very special 737 00:35:54.860 -->

00:35:59.090 guest in studio, the one and only Chelsea Handler. Welcome 738 00:35:59.110 --> 00:35:59.530 to the show. 739 00:35:59.829 --> 00:36:02.030 Oh, good morning. Good afternoon, girls. What time of day 740 00:36:02.090 --> 00:36:02.369 is it? 741 00:36:02.650 --> 00:36:03.349 It's 1220. 742 00:36:03.349 --> 00:36:06.829 Okay, so good afternoon. Buenos tardes, as they would say 743 00:36:06.869 --> 00:36:07.329 in Spain. 744 00:36:07.469 --> 00:36:10.730 That's not mid-afternoon. Early afternoon is what I. 745 00:36:10.909 --> 00:36:11.469 Exactly afternoon. 746 00:36:11.590 --> 00:36:11.929 You're right. 747 00:36:12.269 --> 00:36:14.130 Early afternoon is what I meant to say, honestly. 748 00:36:14.150 --> 00:36:16.110 This is coming in here right now. Oh, there we go. 749 00:36:16.329 --> 00:36:18.010 Oh, thank you. 750 00:36:18.030 --> 00:36:18.389 Thank you. 751 00:36:18.409 --> 00:36:19.349 Sorry, that was my father. 752 00:36:21.300 --> 00:36:22.400 Weird. We didn't know he was coming. 753 00:36:22.440 --> 00:36:24.860 Yeah, I didn't either, actually. 754 00:36:25.119 --> 00:36:27.960 How are you doing? How's life? Well, you're in New York. 755 00:36:27.980 --> 00:36:30.320 You've got all these shows going on. This is going 756 00:36:30.340 --> 00:36:32.250 to air after you do your Beacon shows. We'll just 757 00:36:32.409 --> 00:36:33.670 assume they were outstanding. 758 00:36:33.690 --> 00:36:35.489 Yeah, we will assume they were outstanding. 759 00:36:35.909 --> 00:36:36.409 I'm great. 760 00:36:36.489 --> 00:36:40.530 I'm on tour. It's called Vaccinated and Horny because I 761 00:36:40.550 --> 00:36:42.789 feel like that's how a lot of us are feeling 762 00:36:42.989 --> 00:36:44.929 after what we've been through for the last year and 763 00:36:44.949 --> 00:36:45.949 a half. And those are. 764 00:36:48.210 --> 00:36:51.969 Of us who didn't even really experience any loss or 765 00:36:52.050 --> 00:36:55.030 anything are just fed up. So I can only imagine 766 00:36:55.050 --> 00:36:57.090 what people who actually went through something feel like. 767 00:36:57.289 --> 00:36:57.489 Yeah. 768 00:36:57.690 --> 00:36:59.809 The people who didn't experience anything are just horny. 769 00:37:00.230 --> 00:37:00.489 Yeah. 770 00:37:00.610 --> 00:37:03.070 Well, yeah. And people who are married are horny because, 771 00:37:03.110 --> 00:37:05.820 you know, so many people have become unfuckable during this time. 772 00:37:07.460 --> 00:37:08.320 I was for a little bit. 773 00:37:09.590 --> 00:37:13.230 If Rhea was going to write a memoir right now 774 00:37:13.309 --> 00:37:15.219 at this current day, I think it would be titled 775 00:37:15.239 --> 00:37:16.219 Vaccinated and Horny. 776 00:37:16.320 --> 00:37:18.500 It really would be. It's because I had a boyfriend 777 00:37:18.519 --> 00:37:20.139 for four years and then we broke up in May 778 00:37:20.159 --> 00:37:21.900 and now I've just been single the past few months. 779 00:37:21.920 --> 00:37:24.340 Now I'm telling you my life story. So therefore. 780 00:37:24.440 --> 00:37:25.889 Are you happily single? 781 00:37:26.139 --> 00:37:26.489 Happily. 782 00:37:26.510 --> 00:37:26.829 Yeah. 783 00:37:26.969 --> 00:37:27.309 Yeah. 784 00:37:27.409 --> 00:37:29.869 Why wouldn't you be? You should enjoy yourself while you can. 785 00:37:29.949 --> 00:37:30.190 Yes. 786 00:37:30.429 --> 00:37:32.449 Because someone always comes along, right? So you got to 787 00:37:32.489 --> 00:37:33.309 enjoy your singledom. 788 00:37:33.510 --> 00:37:34.929 Yeah, like you were enjoying yours. 789 00:37:35.090 --> 00:37:37.739 I was enjoying mine until I was scooped up by 790 00:37:37.760 --> 00:37:44.590 a perpetrator named Joe Coy. What did he do? He 791 00:37:44.630 --> 00:37:47.550 captured me. Yes. Like a flag. He captured me like 792 00:37:47.570 --> 00:37:49.800 a flag. He saw me in the schoolyard and he 793 00:37:49.820 --> 00:37:50.619 came and got me. 794 00:37:50.699 --> 00:37:53.579 And now I'm just playing the longest game of capture 795 00:37:53.599 --> 00:37:54.199 the flag. 796 00:37:54.219 --> 00:37:55.440 It's been a very long game. 797 00:37:55.460 --> 00:37:56.539 It's almost 15 years. 798 00:37:56.699 --> 00:37:58.469 You were kidnapped and you're like, just take me. I 799 00:37:58.469 --> 00:37:59.750 don't really care at this point. 800 00:37:59.889 --> 00:38:02.250 Yeah. At a certain point you just give in and 801 00:38:02.289 --> 00:38:03.190 give up, you know? 802 00:38:03.210 --> 00:38:03.289 Yeah. 803 00:38:04.539 --> 00:38:07.380 Super fares. And look, that's kind of what I think 804 00:38:07.420 --> 00:38:08.199 a lot. 805 00:38:08.639 --> 00:38:10.519 Sorry, you guys, Joe Coy is sitting in this room 806 00:38:10.539 --> 00:38:13.099 right now. So unfortunately, he forgot to put on his 807 00:38:13.159 --> 00:38:17.949 Bose silencers, noise cancellation headphones. So he couldn't hear this interview, 808 00:38:17.989 --> 00:38:19.639 but he is hearing it. And I will not hear 809 00:38:19.679 --> 00:38:20.789 the end of it when we leave here. 810 00:38:21.110 --> 00:38:24.409 So now that we are coming out of, you know, 811 00:38:24.449 --> 00:38:27.389 hopefully the thick of COVID and lockdown and all of 812 00:38:27.429 --> 00:38:31.130 those things, and you're on tour, what have you like, 813 00:38:31.289 --> 00:38:34.969 is that kind of what your show encompasses? What are 814 00:38:34.989 --> 00:38:38.280 you talking about? Is it very much like, let's talk 815 00:38:38.300 --> 00:38:40.199 about the year we all had. Yeah. 816 00:38:40.340 --> 00:38:42.619 I feel like, you know, a lot of embarrassing things 817 00:38:42.679 --> 00:38:44.519 happened during that year, you know, and a lot of 818 00:38:44.579 --> 00:38:47.739 our behavior was, was embarrassing. I mean, I was washing 819 00:38:47.800 --> 00:38:49.940 my takeout food with Windex for the first three months 820 00:38:50.000 --> 00:38:53.119 of

COVID. So that was, Pretty embarrassing, especially when you 821 00:38:53.139 --> 00:38:55.539 look back now and you're like, that's not how you're 822 00:38:55.559 --> 00:38:57.500 going to get it. And also you're eating Windex. 823 00:38:57.519 --> 00:38:59.780 So when the groceries would show up at the door 824 00:38:59.800 --> 00:39:02.719 and everyone's spraying their groceries before they come inside, that 825 00:39:02.739 --> 00:39:03.340 would do nothing. 826 00:39:03.440 --> 00:39:05.559 Yeah, we had like a soul train at our house. 827 00:39:05.679 --> 00:39:07.969 My sister was there with, she invaded my house with 828 00:39:08.010 --> 00:39:10.889 her three adult children. I promptly sold my house after that. 829 00:39:10.909 --> 00:39:14.539 So that would never happen to me again. And we 830 00:39:14.559 --> 00:39:16.400 had like, anytime we ordered takeout, there was like a 831 00:39:16.460 --> 00:39:18.280 line at the door. Like we all had to leave 832 00:39:18.320 --> 00:39:20.849 the kitchen. I mean, it was so stupid the way 833 00:39:20.849 --> 00:39:23.119 we were acting. And then also your rules change depending 834 00:39:23.119 --> 00:39:25.050 on who you're hanging out with, right? Like if you're 835 00:39:25.050 --> 00:39:27.360 hanging out with a bunch of people who aren't wearing masks, 836 00:39:27.360 --> 00:39:29.170 you're like, uh, I don't know. Do I have any 837 00:39:29.309 --> 00:39:32.670 spine about anything? Like, am I making my own decisions 838 00:39:32.730 --> 00:39:35.010 or am I a follower? So it showed us a 839 00:39:35.050 --> 00:39:38.889 lot of how people, you know, just follow the leader basically. 840 00:39:39.010 --> 00:39:41.340 Did you go back to regular hand washing or are 841 00:39:41.360 --> 00:39:43.480 you back in the beginning stages? Because I know that 842 00:39:43.579 --> 00:39:46.840 when everything started happening, people were washing their hands at 843 00:39:46.880 --> 00:39:49.800 an extensive rate and you never thought about washing your 844 00:39:49.820 --> 00:39:51.940 hands that much no are you back to the old 845 00:39:51.980 --> 00:39:53.460 ways or are you still washing them. 846 00:39:53.460 --> 00:39:55.539 I just sanitize my hands a lot i really can't 847 00:39:55.559 --> 00:39:57.630 be bothered trying to squeeze soap out of like a 848 00:39:57.710 --> 00:40:00.730 local restroom or what are they called public restrooms yeah 849 00:40:00.809 --> 00:40:03.590 that soap situation fucking annoys the shit out of me 850 00:40:04.010 --> 00:40:06.579 so i just i prefer the sanitizer situation is great 851 00:40:06.619 --> 00:40:08.219 for all of us right Kills 99%, right? 852 00:40:08.260 --> 00:40:10.539 That's what they say. 853 00:40:10.639 --> 00:40:12.630 Yeah, 99%. That's all I'm trying to get rid of. 854 00:40:12.639 --> 00:40:13.800 I don't care about that last 1%. 855 00:40:13.800 --> 00:40:15.360 I want the 1% on there to keep me, you. 856 00:40:15.380 --> 00:40:16.320

Know, Bill's character. 857 00:40:16.719 --> 00:40:18.309 And a wet wipe. You can carry those with you. 858 00:40:18.349 --> 00:40:21.309 Those can work for multiple situations. So, you know, I 859 00:40:21.349 --> 00:40:23.829 think we're all just living in a safer, healthier environment. 860 00:40:24.110 --> 00:40:29.250 I didn't realize... how disgusting everybody was, you know? Myself included, 861 00:40:29.289 --> 00:40:32.469 like how dirty and what a germ carrier I was. 862 00:40:32.590 --> 00:40:35.139 And now when you fly and you look in between 863 00:40:35.159 --> 00:40:40.380 your seat and the window into that little crevice, you're like, 864 00:40:40.519 --> 00:40:44.219 what the fuck are we doing? Why are we allowed 865 00:40:44.260 --> 00:40:45.949 to fly under these conditions? 866 00:40:46.239 --> 00:40:48.690 But then you think to yourself, we've been okay. 867 00:40:49.380 --> 00:40:49.639 Right. 868 00:40:49.739 --> 00:40:52.119 Like for the most part, we've been all right. So 869 00:40:52.199 --> 00:40:54.579 I guess maybe the germs aren't that bad. 870 00:40:54.619 --> 00:40:57.079 It just changes your thoughts because I now when I'm 871 00:40:57.139 --> 00:41:00.099 on a plane and I see everyone with their wipe 872 00:41:00.139 --> 00:41:03.019 and they're cleaning the tray table and their armchair, I'm like, 873 00:41:03.960 --> 00:41:05.659 we probably should have been doing this already. 874 00:41:05.760 --> 00:41:05.969 Yeah. 875 00:41:06.010 --> 00:41:06.280 Yeah. 876 00:41:06.760 --> 00:41:08.219 Like you said, people are pretty gross. 877 00:41:08.460 --> 00:41:10.960 People are really gross. I mean, you've flown before, so 878 00:41:10.980 --> 00:41:13.599 you've seen what's out there. And, you know, that's, yeah. 879 00:41:13.699 --> 00:41:15.989 So it's good to carry wet wipes with you for 880 00:41:16.340 --> 00:41:18.789 all purposes, for other people too. You know, if someone 881 00:41:18.829 --> 00:41:20.469 sits down next to me and they're gross, then I 882 00:41:20.489 --> 00:41:22.590 give them my wet wipes. And I force them to 883 00:41:22.699 --> 00:41:23.039 use it. 884 00:41:23.760 --> 00:41:26.800 And flight attendants, I know you're doing a little kind 885 00:41:26.820 --> 00:41:29.139 of a special thing for flight attendants right now, right, 886 00:41:29.159 --> 00:41:30.019 with your tour. 887 00:41:30.280 --> 00:41:34.659 Well, flight attendants, I took my first commercial flight a 888 00:41:34.699 --> 00:41:37.239 few months ago. And the announcement that the pilot made 889 00:41:37.320 --> 00:41:40.000 was just such an embarrassment to all of us. 890 00:41:40.420 --> 00:41:40.639 Right. 891 00:41:40.719 --> 00:41:44.070 Like, please do not touch or hit the flight attendants. 892 00:41:44.780 --> 00:41:47.739 It's like, what? Who the fuck is going to hit 893 00:41:47.780 --> 00:41:51.070 a flight attendant? And these poor women and gay men 894 00:41:51.130 --> 00:41:55.230 that have taken these jobs, who basically got this job 895 00:41:55.250 --> 00:41:57.110 so they could go to Puerto Vallarta for three days 896 00:41:57.150 --> 00:42:01.989 instead of two days, are basically having to learn jujitsu 897 00:42:02.250 --> 00:42:05.710 to defend themselves on planes. So I was appalled by that. 898 00:42:05.909 --> 00:42:07.789 And I just could not, you know, I wanted to 899 00:42:07.849 --> 00:42:10.250 reach out to them because just like nurses and teachers, 900 00:42:10.670 --> 00:42:12.710 they are a part of our society that are not... 901 00:42:12.929 --> 00:42:15.489 given the credit that they deserve and asking to do 902 00:42:15.550 --> 00:42:17.619 a job that they didn't sign up for. You know, 903 00:42:17.679 --> 00:42:19.000 I don't want to go to work and duct tape 904 00:42:19.039 --> 00:42:22.420 some fat ass white asshole to his seat. OK, like 905 00:42:22.440 --> 00:42:24.579 that is not what I signed up for. You know, 906 00:42:24.599 --> 00:42:25.780 high school ended for a reason. 907 00:42:26.719 --> 00:42:29.119 I haven't heard that announcement on. I actually don't know 908 00:42:29.159 --> 00:42:31.760 if I've been on a. plane recently, but I haven't 909 00:42:31.800 --> 00:42:33.480 heard announcements about hitting the flight attendants. 910 00:42:33.500 --> 00:42:35.969 Oh, you'll hear it. Well, they don't say, like, hit. 911 00:42:35.989 --> 00:42:38.989 They'll say, like, do not touch, harass, you know. 912 00:42:39.130 --> 00:42:41.070 Or the poor flight attendants are also the one. 913 00:42:41.070 --> 00:42:45.929 On the speaker saying, please keep your masks on. 914 00:42:45.949 --> 00:42:46.849 Yeah, because a. 915 00:42:46.849 --> 00:42:48.849 Lot of men don't understand that the mask goes over 916 00:42:48.889 --> 00:42:50.690 your nose, you know. That's the thing that men, I 917 00:42:50.730 --> 00:42:52.929 don't understand why men think that their noses are different 918 00:42:52.949 --> 00:42:55.829 than ours. But women don't walk around with their masks 919 00:42:55.869 --> 00:42:57.829 under their nose. That's only, men do that. 920 00:42:57.929 --> 00:42:59.639 It's one of those things that makes me, like, physically 921 00:42:59.739 --> 00:43:01.449 angry You know what I mean when you just see 922 00:43:01.489 --> 00:43:02.880 something that really annoys you? 923 00:43:02.900 --> 00:43:05.800 Like a big, fat, gross body on a man, you know, 924 00:43:05.840 --> 00:43:08.679 when they just, like a middle-aged, yeah, when we're sitting 925 00:43:08.699 --> 00:43:10.880 here working our asses off to keep in shape and 926 00:43:10.920 --> 00:43:11.860 like to keep things tight. 927 00:43:11.880 --> 00:43:14.000 And they're the ones commenting like, oh, it's just like 928 00:43:14.059 --> 00:43:16.079 her arms are just a little flabby and he like 929 00:43:16.159 --> 00:43:17.300 literally can't get off the couch. 930 00:43:17.460 --> 00:43:19.059 Or they sit on a plane seat with their legs 931

00:43:19.119 --> 00:43:21.880 just spreading, taking up so much space and you can 932 00:43:21.900 --> 00:43:24.500 just see the outline of their balls. And you're like, 933 00:43:24.539 --> 00:43:26.880 who the fuck do you think you are that you're 934 00:43:26.900 --> 00:43:29.280 allowed to pollute my eyes with your body? 935 00:43:29.300 --> 00:43:29.480 Mm-hmm. 936 00:43:31.389 --> 00:43:34.449 You know what you know what uh people always bring 937 00:43:34.530 --> 00:43:38.610 up it's like why is somebody like afraid to eat 938 00:43:38.710 --> 00:43:41.210 a certain food when you put like dicks in your 939 00:43:41.250 --> 00:43:43.269 mouth right like that's kind of the same thing with 940 00:43:43.289 --> 00:43:45.150 the airplane thing i did not know where you were 941 00:43:45.190 --> 00:43:47.269 going no but i was thinking about this when it's 942 00:43:47.289 --> 00:43:49.889 like things were with germs and like washing your hands 943 00:43:49.929 --> 00:43:52.730 and like being diligent about wipes it's like We're so 944 00:43:52.769 --> 00:43:54.650 crazy about that, but we'll just put things in our mouth. 945 00:43:54.670 --> 00:43:56.550 But a penis is inside a pair of pants for 946 00:43:56.590 --> 00:43:58.719 the better part of a day. So it's not out 947 00:43:58.760 --> 00:44:01.440 in the open, like going to the Starbucks around the 948 00:44:01.480 --> 00:44:03.079 corner and then getting their dry cleaning. 949 00:44:03.099 --> 00:44:03.500 That's true. 950 00:44:03.559 --> 00:44:06.239 They're just covered up and sometimes they urinate throughout the day. 951 00:44:06.260 --> 00:44:07.699 That's pretty much the worst thing that they do. 952 00:44:08.199 --> 00:44:08.469 Right? 953 00:44:08.639 --> 00:44:10.269 A little urine comes out of it. So it's not 954 00:44:10.489 --> 00:44:11.690 as dirty as people are. 955 00:44:12.329 --> 00:44:16.210 Conversation I had recently, dick way cleaner than a vagina. 956 00:44:17.329 --> 00:44:19.210 Yeah, vaginas are pretty dicey. 957 00:44:19.250 --> 00:44:20.409 Because it's a lot of layers. 958 00:44:20.730 --> 00:44:22.000 Well, there's a lot of things going on. 959 00:44:22.010 --> 00:44:23.869 Yeah, exactly. And the dick is kind of just like 960 00:44:23.909 --> 00:44:24.210 an arm. 961 00:44:24.349 --> 00:44:27.710 Well, as my lover Joe Coy talks about in his stand-up, 962 00:44:27.849 --> 00:44:29.969 a lot of girls get a lot of things stuck 963 00:44:30.170 --> 00:44:32.010 in their Pikachu's when they're going to the bathroom, when 964 00:44:32.030 --> 00:44:34.989 you wipe too quickly and you're not paying attention or 965 00:44:35.010 --> 00:44:35.409 you're in a rush. 966 00:44:35.489 --> 00:44:36.389 Oh, he's talking about this. 967 00:44:36.429 --> 00:44:39.739 Yeah, he talks about it in his stand-up. And he 968 00:44:39.760 --> 00:44:43.119 calls them dingleberries. And that's little treasures that men find 969 00:44:43.179 --> 00:44:45.389 when they go down on their

girlfriends. And they don't 970 00:44:45.429 --> 00:44:48.050 wipe properly. So after I heard that part of his routine, 971 00:44:48.070 --> 00:44:51.389 I don't think I've had a dingleberry since. I am 972 00:44:51.769 --> 00:44:52.909 vigilant about my. 973 00:44:52.929 --> 00:44:53.269 Properly. 974 00:44:53.369 --> 00:44:55.429 I go at night on my... And there's always one 975 00:44:55.469 --> 00:44:56.989 in there, you know? It's true. 976 00:44:57.010 --> 00:44:58.050 A little piece of toilet paper. 977 00:44:58.070 --> 00:45:00.030 But girls don't know because we're not going down on ourselves. 978 00:45:00.050 --> 00:45:02.659 Right, right. I now will make sure I don't have 979 00:45:02.719 --> 00:45:05.239 any dingleberries because I'm a little afraid now. 980 00:45:05.260 --> 00:45:06.940 Yeah, we don't want to get... Yeah, we don't want 981 00:45:06.960 --> 00:45:08.739 to send that message. We don't want to give men 982 00:45:08.840 --> 00:45:09.980 any more reason to complain. 983 00:45:10.219 --> 00:45:15.460 Absolutely. So... Rhea and I are actually just started our own. 984 00:45:15.800 --> 00:45:18.639 It's not stand up because we are not stand up comedians, 985 00:45:19.019 --> 00:45:21.440 but we are doing a podcast tour. So we're doing, 986 00:45:21.519 --> 00:45:24.019 you know, very small venues. But we just started. We 987 00:45:24.059 --> 00:45:26.059 just started in Boston last week. We're doing our first 988 00:45:26.099 --> 00:45:30.670 shows ever in front of audiences. And I think that 989 00:45:31.010 --> 00:45:32.889 you have been someone that we have always looked up 990 00:45:32.929 --> 00:45:35.929 to so much. And your stand up has been so amazing. 991 00:45:35.949 --> 00:45:37.789 And you put on such an amazing show where we're like, 992 00:45:38.090 --> 00:45:42.699 how do we. get like just a tad we all 993 00:45:42.739 --> 00:45:44.380 we want to do is make people laugh right that's 994 00:45:44.440 --> 00:45:46.059 our end game even. 995 00:45:45.860 --> 00:45:47.699 But we're not comedians but you still want to make 996 00:45:47.719 --> 00:45:49.599 them laugh yeah but you just don't know how to 997 00:45:49.619 --> 00:45:54.420 curate exactly exactly what um what advice do you have 998 00:45:54.440 --> 00:45:56.300 because i know you know you give out advice all. 999 00:45:56.219 --> 00:45:57.800 The time that you know you have your podcast and 1000 00:45:57.840 --> 00:45:58.880 everything so. 1001 00:45:59.360 --> 00:46:01.280 I would say that I think being real is the 1002 00:46:01.300 --> 00:46:03.159 best way to be. You know, when you're real, it 1003 00:46:03.239 --> 00:46:05.670 is funny. Everyone's funny when they're real because you're not 1004 00:46:05.710 --> 00:46:09.230 being guarded. You're telling people the truth about yourself and you're, 1005 00:46:09.250 --> 00:46:11.590 and it's relatable. When you tell the truth, you're telling 1006 00:46:11.610 --> 00:46:14.369 the truth for millions of

other girls. So as soon 1007 00:46:14.409 --> 00:46:16.769 as you are honest about everything, you know, not to 1008 00:46:16.829 --> 00:46:18.590 say you haven't been, but I think that is the 1009 00:46:18.630 --> 00:46:22.769 key to being funny is being honest. So I, but 1010 00:46:22.849 --> 00:46:25.429 you know, I, that's my advice. 1011 00:46:25.599 --> 00:46:25.860 Yeah. 1012 00:46:25.880 --> 00:46:26.380 Be real. Yeah. 1013 00:46:26.670 --> 00:46:28.510 I'm sure there are so many times in your career 1014 00:46:28.550 --> 00:46:30.659 where you were afraid to say something, but then you 1015 00:46:30.719 --> 00:46:33.079 said it and everyone else agreed with you, right? 1016 00:46:33.280 --> 00:46:35.119 Well, I don't have the fear factor, so I just 1017 00:46:35.159 --> 00:46:37.719 say it. It comes out like vomit, and then after 1018 00:46:37.760 --> 00:46:39.380 I have to deal with it. And I just have 1019 00:46:39.420 --> 00:46:41.949 a different attitude about it. I have the attitude like 1020 00:46:42.010 --> 00:46:45.619 you know yourself. you're going to say something and you're 1021 00:46:45.679 --> 00:46:47.239 not going to be able to take it back. And 1022 00:46:47.260 --> 00:46:49.739 I've just accepted that quality about myself and I've embraced 1023 00:46:49.780 --> 00:46:52.059 it instead of trying to stop it, which is another 1024 00:46:52.099 --> 00:46:54.219 thing that's good to do for anybody is to embrace 1025 00:46:54.360 --> 00:46:57.130 all of your personality traits and try and enhance the 1026 00:46:57.210 --> 00:47:01.849 ones that work best and not shame yourself if you 1027 00:47:01.869 --> 00:47:03.869 do something wrong or you do something bad. You're a 1028 00:47:03.909 --> 00:47:06.570 human being. You can make mistakes. Just try not to 1029 00:47:06.610 --> 00:47:07.590 make them consecutively. 1030 00:47:07.710 --> 00:47:11.130 Yeah. Now, how do you keep it fresh? Obviously, you've 1031 00:47:11.150 --> 00:47:13.030 been doing this for a while. Is it just different 1032 00:47:13.070 --> 00:47:15.949 life experiences that create different jokes for you? 1033 00:47:16.429 --> 00:47:19.619 Yeah, I think it's whatever you're going through. I mean, 1034 00:47:19.659 --> 00:47:23.090 people who are my fans and come and support and 1035 00:47:23.170 --> 00:47:25.409 come and want to see me live, know that they're 1036 00:47:25.449 --> 00:47:27.469 getting the real deal of whatever I'm going through in 1037 00:47:27.510 --> 00:47:30.500 my life. And if it's me partying and sleeping around 1038 00:47:30.559 --> 00:47:33.019 and talking about my books, that was one phase of 1039 00:47:33.059 --> 00:47:36.519 my life. It was me drinking and partying again. That's 1040 00:47:36.579 --> 00:47:37.579 another phase of my life. 1041 00:47:37.619 --> 00:47:38.820 Single still. Yeah. 1042 00:47:38.840 --> 00:47:41.079 If it's me going to therapy, then that's going to 1043 00:47:41.099 --> 00:47:43.230 be what I'm talking about. And now it's like me, 1044 00:47:43.389 --> 00:47:46.230 I'm talking about being in love and And, you know, 1045 00:47:46.530 --> 00:47:48.619 and not on my stand up. I mean, it's not 1046 00:47:48.639 --> 00:47:50.780 that funny. Although there is a little material about Joe 1047 00:47:50.840 --> 00:47:52.519 Coy because the things he says to me, I've never 1048 00:47:52.559 --> 00:47:54.570 heard a man say to a woman. And I'm trying 1049 00:47:54.590 --> 00:47:56.750 to spread that information because there's so many fucking dipshits 1050 00:47:56.809 --> 00:47:59.519 out there that need to understand. what women need to hear. 1051 00:47:59.579 --> 00:48:01.739 And it doesn't matter if it's true or not. We 1052 00:48:01.760 --> 00:48:02.309 need to hear it. 1053 00:48:02.320 --> 00:48:03.360 Can we hear something? Yeah. 1054 00:48:03.460 --> 00:48:06.699 Like the other night, what did he say? Oh, he said, 1055 00:48:06.760 --> 00:48:10.239 every time you smile, my dick gets hard. I love that. 1056 00:48:10.260 --> 00:48:12.110 He said that to me. I mean, think about that. 1057 00:48:12.170 --> 00:48:14.789 Think about what everyone, what does that mean? That means 1058 00:48:15.210 --> 00:48:18.010 his happiness comes from my happiness. That's all a woman 1059 00:48:18.030 --> 00:48:18.590 wants to hear. 1060 00:48:18.630 --> 00:48:21.309 That's maybe one of the more romantic things I've ever heard. 1061 00:48:21.349 --> 00:48:23.590 He's not like, oh, your ass gets my dick hard. 1062 00:48:23.610 --> 00:48:25.269 He's like, your smile. Yeah, right. 1063 00:48:25.329 --> 00:48:27.239 He doesn't say like, oh, that makes me want to 1064 00:48:27.280 --> 00:48:29.360 fuck you. I mean, he is saying that. And it's 1065 00:48:29.380 --> 00:48:30.860 good that he wants to fuck me, but I'll take 1066 00:48:30.880 --> 00:48:32.900 that kind of compliment. You know what I mean? And 1067 00:48:32.940 --> 00:48:34.300 I think a lot of women would take it. 1068 00:48:34.340 --> 00:48:35.039 It's a two in one. 1069 00:48:35.679 --> 00:48:37.920 Yeah, it's a two in one. It's a dipsy doodle woodle. 1070 00:48:38.739 --> 00:48:43.300 But I like also, you know, he's just very... You know, 1071 00:48:43.360 --> 00:48:46.500 he's not shy about expressing himself and his feelings about me. 1072 00:48:46.559 --> 00:48:48.280 And it takes a strong man to be with a 1073 00:48:48.320 --> 00:48:50.760 woman that is independent and doesn't really give a shit 1074 00:48:50.800 --> 00:48:53.480 about what many people think. And a lot of guys 1075 00:48:53.820 --> 00:48:56.519 are intimidated by that. And that's a boner killer. You know, 1076 00:48:56.539 --> 00:48:58.760 you want men to be as strong as you and stronger, 1077 00:48:58.780 --> 00:49:02.000 you know. But and what we're learning is that nobody's stronger. 1078 00:49:02.039 --> 00:49:04.719 We're all kind of equally strong. We just have different attributes. 1079 00:49:05.090 --> 00:49:07.289 But we all

want a guy that's going to appreciate 1080 00:49:07.329 --> 00:49:10.530 and adore us. That's never going to be different, you know, 1081 00:49:10.630 --> 00:49:13.119 and that's what men want, too. So I think just 1082 00:49:13.179 --> 00:49:15.159 men would make it a lot easier on themselves if 1083 00:49:15.179 --> 00:49:17.820 they just doled out a little bit more. They just 1084 00:49:17.860 --> 00:49:21.489 had a little bit more wiggle room about– Complimentary behavior, 1085 00:49:21.710 --> 00:49:25.030 you know, apologize that you're a guy and that you 1086 00:49:25.050 --> 00:49:26.699 didn't know better. But now you do. 1087 00:49:26.760 --> 00:49:27.760 No one needs that lesson. 1088 00:49:28.219 --> 00:49:29.159 Yeah, right. 1089 00:49:29.639 --> 00:49:31.760 But I feel like it's like you don't need him, 1090 00:49:32.179 --> 00:49:33.739 but he adds to your life. Exactly. 1091 00:49:33.800 --> 00:49:36.610 And that's what I always said. Like I've never been 1092 00:49:37.159 --> 00:49:39.010 in a relationship that I didn't feel good about for 1093 00:49:39.050 --> 00:49:42.949 very long. Like I have a long pattern of like, 1094 00:49:42.989 --> 00:49:45.849 you know, ditching relationships before they get serious because I 1095 00:49:45.889 --> 00:49:46.610 wasn't interested. 1096 00:49:46.630 --> 00:49:46.730 Right. 1097 00:49:48.099 --> 00:49:50.679 What was the question? What did you say to prompt me? 1098 00:49:50.739 --> 00:49:53.110 I said that you don't need him, but he adds 1099 00:49:53.130 --> 00:49:53.550 to your life. 1100 00:49:53.710 --> 00:49:55.889 And that was it. People would say, oh, don't you 1101 00:49:55.909 --> 00:49:57.289 want to be with someone? I'm like, not unless they're 1102 00:49:57.309 --> 00:49:59.150 going to contribute in some way that I don't have 1103 00:49:59.809 --> 00:50:01.409 in front of me right now. You have to be 1104 00:50:01.429 --> 00:50:04.039 a huge additive. You cannot subtract from my life. You 1105 00:50:04.059 --> 00:50:09.159 can only bring something. Oh, look, Joe's crying. 1106 00:50:09.300 --> 00:50:09.579 Wow. 1107 00:50:09.639 --> 00:50:13.300 I'm actually in a little teary eye. I'm really liking 1108 00:50:13.340 --> 00:50:15.940 this moment right now. Now, not to ruin the moment, 1109 00:50:15.980 --> 00:50:18.079 but is 50 Cent still your favorite ex? 1110 00:50:18.320 --> 00:50:18.579 No. 1111 00:50:19.320 --> 00:50:19.599 No. 1112 00:50:19.719 --> 00:50:21.420 I knew that went out the window. 1113 00:50:21.440 --> 00:50:22.800 It went out the window when we had to talk 1114 00:50:22.840 --> 00:50:25.860 about voting. He's not my favorite ex. I don't have 1115 00:50:25.940 --> 00:50:26.559 a favorite ex. 1116 00:50:26.639 --> 00:50:26.800 Yeah. 1117 00:50:27.190 --> 00:50:29.199 I mean, they're all exes for a reason, you know, 1118 00:50:29.219 --> 00:50:30.530 because they weren't my fucking favorites. 1119 00:50:30.800 --> 00:50:34.780 Yeah, exactly. You were on you were on found last night. 1120 00:50:34.800 --> 00:50:36.760 I was watching and you had to play a game 1121 00:50:36.840 --> 00:50:40.900 with one of the kids from Stranger Things. And I 1122 00:50:40.920 --> 00:50:44.969 was cracking up. But you told this story about shoplifting 1123 00:50:45.150 --> 00:50:47.269 from a Sears as a kid. Now, I have to 1124 00:50:47.309 --> 00:50:49.780 know because I also grew up in New Jersey. Was 1125 00:50:49.820 --> 00:50:52.519 that the Sears at the Livingston Mall? Yes. Thank God. 1126 00:50:52.579 --> 00:50:53.780 It was. 1127 00:50:54.230 --> 00:50:57.289 She was really hoping it was. There's just been some parallels. Like, 1128 00:50:57.670 --> 00:51:00.110 I grew up not too far from there, so I 1129 00:51:00.170 --> 00:51:03.449 also went to the Livingston Mall a ton. I also 1130 00:51:03.469 --> 00:51:05.030 spent a lot of time in Martha's Vineyard. I'm like, 1131 00:51:05.210 --> 00:51:06.800 me and Chelsea have so much to get and so 1132 00:51:06.840 --> 00:51:09.239 much in common. Oh, that's so cute. Where on the vineyard? 1133 00:51:09.539 --> 00:51:14.519 In Eggertown, right across from, like, and it's called * 1134 00:51:14.170 --> 00:51:15.420 * * * * * neighborhood, right across. 1135 00:51:15.260 --> 00:51:18.340 From * * * * * *. 1136 00:51:17.969 --> 00:51:18.949 Oh, on– Oh, okay. 1137 00:51:18.969 --> 00:51:19.050 Yes. 1138 00:51:19.130 --> 00:51:24.639 Oh, I know what you're talking about. 1139 00:51:24.659 --> 00:51:28.300 I'm not writing it down for this. Like literally– Yeah, okay. 1140 00:51:28.559 --> 00:51:30.460 Okay, that's cute. Yeah, I love the vineyard. 1141 00:51:30.480 --> 00:51:33.090 My parents have gone to a bunch of your stuff 1142 00:51:33.110 --> 00:51:34.929 that you've done up there and love it too because 1143 00:51:34.949 --> 00:51:36.210 they spend most of their year up there. 1144 00:51:36.429 --> 00:51:37.449 Fran would never shoplift though. 1145 00:51:37.769 --> 00:51:38.050 Yeah. 1146 00:51:38.429 --> 00:51:39.170 God forbid. 1147 00:51:39.190 --> 00:51:39.929 No, you wouldn't. 1148 00:51:40.150 --> 00:51:42.909 No. Fran follows the rules to a nauseating point. 1149 00:51:43.150 --> 00:51:45.050 Oh, well, yeah, yeah. 1150 00:51:45.230 --> 00:51:47.110 We got into a little bit of, not an argument, 1151 00:51:47.150 --> 00:51:50.030 but we were in Boston and we were in Quincy Market, 1152 00:51:50.070 --> 00:51:52.150 so we get our food and we walk out. You 1153 00:51:52.170 --> 00:51:57.070 can sit wherever you want. There's no seats. A restaurant 1154 00:51:57.110 --> 00:51:57.929 had outdoor seating. 1155 00:51:58.050 --> 00:51:59.449 The restaurant we were performing at. 1156 00:52:00.090 --> 00:52:03.449 And to be clear, they said. 1157 00:52:03.489 --> 00:52:06.010 Let's sit at the table. I was like, we can't 1158 00:52:06.090 --> 00:52:08.280 sit at that table. Our food's from a different place. 1159 00:52:08.500 --> 00:52:10.699 We're not ordering from a

restaurant. They can't see us. 1160 00:52:10.719 --> 00:52:11.460 Yeah, yeah. 1161 00:52:11.480 --> 00:52:13.920 That's some serious rule following. Yeah, that's exactly. I have 1162 00:52:13.940 --> 00:52:16.219 whatever that is. I have the opposite. Me too. When 1163 00:52:16.280 --> 00:52:18.130 I see a police officer, I give him the finger. 1164 00:52:18.150 --> 00:52:18.269 I know. 1165 00:52:18.369 --> 00:52:18.489 Fuck. 1166 00:52:19.210 --> 00:52:20.269 I said to her, I was like, we're not going 1167 00:52:20.289 --> 00:52:22.630 to get arrested. And if we do get arrested, it's great. Like, 1168 00:52:22.670 --> 00:52:24.489 this would be a fun story. She's like, nope. 1169 00:52:24.730 --> 00:52:27.050 Also, do you check it? Well, I get goosebumps. 1170 00:52:27.090 --> 00:52:29.019 I feel like this is a dumb question for you. 1171 00:52:29.360 --> 00:52:30.920 You're not checking out of your own hotels. 1172 00:52:31.610 --> 00:52:32.300 No, I walk out. 1173 00:52:32.409 --> 00:52:32.829 No, same. 1174 00:52:32.909 --> 00:52:33.429 I walk out. 1175 00:52:33.789 --> 00:52:36.969 We're all walking out of the hotel on Thursday or Friday. 1176 00:52:37.110 --> 00:52:39.150 Fran's like, I got to go check out. She's like, 1177 00:52:39.389 --> 00:52:43.269 Francesca Mariano, room 311. I'm like, what are you doing? 1178 00:52:43.289 --> 00:52:44.150 Just walk out. 1179 00:52:44.230 --> 00:52:46.130 You know that no one's doing that anymore, right? 1180 00:52:46.849 --> 00:52:49.610 How did you even see that? You weren't with me. No, 1181 00:52:49.730 --> 00:52:51.349 me and Devin walked down the stairs and we're like, oh, 1182 00:52:51.409 --> 00:52:52.989 there's Fran checking out. I was going to say, I 1183 00:52:53.030 --> 00:52:54.929 did that alone. Oh, no. We spotted it and we 1184 00:52:54.949 --> 00:52:55.570 were grossed out. 1185 00:52:58.239 --> 00:52:58.519 I'm sorry. 1186 00:52:58.539 --> 00:53:01.030 I like to return the keys. They reuse them. 1187 00:53:01.949 --> 00:53:02.789 Do they reuse them? 1188 00:53:02.809 --> 00:53:04.489 Yeah, they do. Oh, okay. 1189 00:53:04.530 --> 00:53:07.050 Good to know. I'll leave them there next time instead 1190 00:53:07.090 --> 00:53:09.130 of taking them with me so that I can confuse 1191 00:53:09.150 --> 00:53:10.789 them with my next hotel room keys. 1192 00:53:11.650 --> 00:53:14.610 You were on the Lady Gang recently, and we love them. Oh, yeah. 1193 00:53:14.690 --> 00:53:16.510 I love them. We love them so much. 1194 00:53:16.530 --> 00:53:17.239 They're the best. 1195 00:53:17.389 --> 00:53:20.719 And you talked a little bit about microdosing, and I've 1196 00:53:20.760 --> 00:53:21.860 gotten into that recently. 1197 00:53:21.920 --> 00:53:23.480 But I want to know- Guess who has it? 1198 00:53:24.019 --> 00:53:28.679 No, definitely not. No, you're right. I've tried many of times. 1199 00:53:29.530 --> 00:53:31.829 What is your favorite drug? 1200 00:53:32.389 --> 00:53:35.510 God, it changes. But I would say microdosing mushrooms is 1201 00:53:35.550 --> 00:53:38.070 like a big high for me. I like that because 1202 00:53:38.219 --> 00:53:41.360 I like to do like outdoor stuff. Yeah, like skiing 1203 00:53:41.420 --> 00:53:44.889 is a great thing to microdose for. Anything outdoors with nature, 1204 00:53:44.949 --> 00:53:47.920 it just– everything becomes a little bit more like electrifying. 1205 00:53:48.300 --> 00:53:51.300 So I like that. But I'm always taking edibles or 1206 00:53:51.340 --> 00:53:54.380 smoking weed. I'm right now on a 30-day alcohol cleanse, 1207 00:53:54.420 --> 00:53:56.340 which I'm counting down the days for it to be over. 1208 00:53:56.360 --> 00:53:59.219 You picked a long month. October is a long month. 1209 00:53:59.239 --> 00:53:59.440 I did. 1210 00:53:59.460 --> 00:54:00.219 Yeah, I know. 1211 00:54:00.219 --> 00:54:00.340 31 days. 1212 00:54:00.380 --> 00:54:02.000 And you did the cannabis cleanse before that. 1213 00:54:02.039 --> 00:54:02.219 Yeah. 1214 00:54:02.260 --> 00:54:05.190 So I've lost two months of my life. due to 1215 00:54:05.250 --> 00:54:07.550 no alcohol and drug use, and I'm not down with that. 1216 00:54:08.090 --> 00:54:09.809 No, so now you're smoking, yeah, but no alcohol. 1217 00:54:10.349 --> 00:54:13.210 Well, yeah, I'm eating edibles. I can't really smoke. Yeah, 1218 00:54:13.469 --> 00:54:15.010 I try not to smoke so much because it hurts 1219 00:54:15.050 --> 00:54:16.980 my throat, and then I sound like I have emphysema. 1220 00:54:17.519 --> 00:54:20.420 So between Joe and I, when we sleep together, he 1221 00:54:20.460 --> 00:54:25.349 has sleep apnea. And so, yeah, it's so fun. Romantic. 1222 00:54:25.570 --> 00:54:25.969 It is. 1223 00:54:26.369 --> 00:54:26.730 Oh, yeah. 1224 00:54:26.750 --> 00:54:28.449 He looks like an octopus when we go to sleep 1225 00:54:28.510 --> 00:54:28.789 at night. 1226 00:54:28.809 --> 00:54:30.530 That'll get you going. 1227 00:54:30.550 --> 00:54:32.780 And so between, yeah. So when he's making those kinds 1228 00:54:32.820 --> 00:54:35.019 of sounds, I feel like it's freestyle for me. Like 1229 00:54:35.059 --> 00:54:37.780 if I have a little emphysema, that's okay. But I 1230 00:54:37.820 --> 00:54:40.300 don't like that wheezing feeling and that noise. And plus, 1231 00:54:40.320 --> 00:54:41.760 you know, I've got to keep my shit together. 1232 00:54:41.780 --> 00:54:41.920 Yeah. 1233 00:54:42.440 --> 00:54:44.599 But, yeah, I'm all for drugs. They're good for you. 1234 00:54:44.619 --> 00:54:44.880 Same. 1235 00:54:45.050 --> 00:54:47.650 Expanding your horizons and brain activity. 1236 00:54:47.829 --> 00:54:50.949 I actually think shrooms have helped me tremendously. Like, people 1237 00:54:50.989 --> 00:54:53.150 talk about this a lot. And I, for so long, 1238 00:54:53.170 --> 00:54:54.590 was like, I really want to try them, really want 1239 00:54:54.610 --> 00:54:56.349 to try them. And I did it a few times 1240

00:54:56.429 --> 00:54:59.829 last year. And then in, like, May or so, I 1241 00:55:00.409 --> 00:55:03.210 did a lot one time. And it completely– I think it, like, 1242 00:55:03.230 --> 00:55:05.880 just cured my anxiety. Like, I was having– I was 1243 00:55:06.019 --> 00:55:09.159 so anxious. Remember this. I was so anxious, so down, 1244 00:55:09.199 --> 00:55:12.480 depressed all the time. One day– all of a sudden 1245 00:55:12.659 --> 00:55:14.539 it flipped and I've just been happy since. And now 1246 00:55:14.579 --> 00:55:16.840 I like microdose a little bit, but I microdose in 1247 00:55:16.920 --> 00:55:17.679 weird situations. 1248 00:55:17.699 --> 00:55:19.280 That is not a medical recommendation. 1249 00:55:19.380 --> 00:55:22.750 No, I mean, no, I'm not an expert. I'm no doctor. Yeah, 1250 00:55:22.789 --> 00:55:23.130 you are. 1251 00:55:23.150 --> 00:55:25.489 I have a medical background. 1252 00:55:25.750 --> 00:55:27.329 And whatever's working for you is working for you. 1253 00:55:27.349 --> 00:55:27.750 Exactly. 1254 00:55:28.250 --> 00:55:30.289 But you pointed this out the other day because we 1255 00:55:30.329 --> 00:55:32.030 were out, we were at like a club during the 1256 00:55:32.070 --> 00:55:34.500 day and I microdosed before that. And she was like, 1257 00:55:35.139 --> 00:55:37.420 I think that drugs just do the opposite for you 1258 00:55:37.460 --> 00:55:40.039 because you look like you're on Molly right now, but 1259 00:55:40.119 --> 00:55:42.019 you're just migrating. 1260 00:55:42.059 --> 00:55:45.420 She's got sunglasses on and was full-blown jiggling. It just 1261 00:55:45.440 --> 00:55:46.199 makes you happy. 1262 00:55:46.239 --> 00:55:47.099 It's a mood lifter. 1263 00:55:47.179 --> 00:55:47.500 Yes, it is. 1264 00:55:47.500 --> 00:55:49.480 It's a mood lifter. And when you put it that 1265 00:55:49.519 --> 00:55:51.619 way and you understand that your mood is being lifted, 1266 00:55:51.639 --> 00:55:53.340 I mean, it does help depression. 1267 00:55:53.519 --> 00:55:58.239 And you feel more awake. It's a hard feeling to describe, 1268 00:55:58.260 --> 00:56:01.409 but I said that You're not sober, but you feel 1269 00:56:01.489 --> 00:56:03.559 more aware than anything else. 1270 00:56:03.679 --> 00:56:04.280 Yes, alert. 1271 00:56:04.340 --> 00:56:06.760 Yeah, that's the right word for it, I think. That's 1272 00:56:06.780 --> 00:56:09.550 how I feel when I microdose, alert. Like I'm up 1273 00:56:09.679 --> 00:56:12.030 and I'm ready to go. Yeah, not like Adderall alert. 1274 00:56:12.150 --> 00:56:12.909 It's like better. 1275 00:56:12.929 --> 00:56:15.230 No, no, I don't like that Adderall. No, no, that's 1276 00:56:15.289 --> 00:56:18.320 not the same. No, no, not as fun. No, that 1277 00:56:18.360 --> 00:56:20.539 has a razor's edge to it. Yeah. 1278 00:56:20.780 --> 00:56:22.260 That'll make you angry a little bit. 1279 00:56:22.300 --> 00:56:22.599 Yeah. 1280 00:56:22.860 --> 00:56:24.679 And you

can tell when people are on Adderall because 1281 00:56:24.699 --> 00:56:26.269 they can't stop licking their mouth. 1282 00:56:26.869 --> 00:56:32.070 It's like when people are on Coke and they think 1283 00:56:32.090 --> 00:56:33.969 they're the most fun person at the party and you 1284 00:56:34.010 --> 00:56:35.699 want nothing to do with them. Like they're the person 1285 00:56:35.800 --> 00:56:36.639 you stay away from. 1286 00:56:37.139 --> 00:56:37.780 Yeah, yeah. 1287 00:56:37.820 --> 00:56:42.639 There's a definite Coke look to people. That sweaty, sticky look. 1288 00:56:43.159 --> 00:56:43.639 For sure. 1289 00:56:44.000 --> 00:56:47.090 Rhea and I both loved watching Chelsea Lately. It was, 1290 00:56:47.340 --> 00:56:50.170 I think, our favorite late night show. And I don't 1291 00:56:50.230 --> 00:56:54.449 think there will ever be anything similar because I just 1292 00:56:54.510 --> 00:56:58.530 don't know, sadly, if now we can get away with 1293 00:56:58.590 --> 00:57:01.650 a lot of the things. Do you think Chelsea Lately 1294 00:57:01.670 --> 00:57:02.869 was on air right now? 1295 00:57:04.329 --> 00:57:06.010 No, but I think you're– well, no. 1296 00:57:06.170 --> 00:57:07.050 As it was, no. 1297 00:57:07.130 --> 00:57:09.460 But I could do a show like that now. We 1298 00:57:09.480 --> 00:57:10.699 need a show like that now. 1299 00:57:10.719 --> 00:57:11.039 We do. 1300 00:57:11.139 --> 00:57:14.360 We'll call it Chelsea later. But we need a show 1301 00:57:14.400 --> 00:57:16.760 where people can relax a little bit because it's gotten 1302 00:57:16.780 --> 00:57:18.699 a little bit too much. Everyone wants to get out 1303 00:57:18.719 --> 00:57:20.820 of cancel culture. It's not just white guys. Like we're 1304 00:57:20.860 --> 00:57:21.809 all sick of it as women. 1305 00:57:21.849 --> 00:57:22.150 You know. 1306 00:57:23.030 --> 00:57:25.989 And we want the conversation to be over. So we 1307 00:57:26.030 --> 00:57:28.710 just have to end the conversation and then we can 1308 00:57:28.750 --> 00:57:32.059 have fun again and not be so sensitive– And people 1309 00:57:32.139 --> 00:57:33.760 do want to laugh at themselves and there's a way 1310 00:57:33.800 --> 00:57:35.920 to do that always. There's always a way that you 1311 00:57:35.940 --> 00:57:41.579 can do that without worrying about getting canceled or worrying 1312 00:57:41.639 --> 00:57:47.619 about being taken off the radar of life or of 1313 00:57:47.659 --> 00:57:49.559 a career. There are ways to do that. You just 1314 00:57:49.579 --> 00:57:51.179 have to be clever about how you're doing it and 1315 00:57:51.219 --> 00:57:55.000 start with yourself. Self-deprecation is where it's at. Start telling 1316 00:57:55.019 --> 00:57:59.070 your own stories and then it's easier– You can make 1317 00:57:59.170 --> 00:58:02.570 fun of people without being malicious. You can make fun 1318 00:58:02.590 --> 00:58:04.510 of behavior without being malicious. 1319 00:58:04.849 --> 00:58:06.769 And when you make fun of yourself, I feel like 1320 00:58:06.789 --> 00:58:09.469 people are like, well, she's also making fun of herself. 1321 00:58:09.730 --> 00:58:11.789 So it's like a balance. She doesn't think she's the 1322 00:58:11.829 --> 00:58:12.809 best person on the planet. 1323 00:58:13.030 --> 00:58:15.860 Yeah. Also, there are jokes that are over. We're not 1324 00:58:15.889 --> 00:58:18.300 making fun of brown and black people. That's over. We're 1325 00:58:18.320 --> 00:58:21.360 not making fun of transgender people or gay people. That's over. 1326 00:58:21.760 --> 00:58:24.179 Let's go focus on the people that we can make 1327 00:58:24.239 --> 00:58:25.539 fun of. White men. 1328 00:58:25.679 --> 00:58:25.840 Yeah. 1329 00:58:26.960 --> 00:58:29.159 But there's plenty more than that, you know? And there's 1330 00:58:29.199 --> 00:58:31.099 plenty of other things to focus on. So it's not 1331 00:58:31.159 --> 00:58:34.000 as narrow of a view as everyone makes it out 1332 00:58:34.039 --> 00:58:36.980 to be like, oh, you can't be funny. Everyone's complaining. 1333 00:58:37.019 --> 00:58:38.639 It's like, if you're smart enough, you can be funny. 1334 00:58:38.679 --> 00:58:38.880 Right. 1335 00:58:39.119 --> 00:58:41.280 Just stop talking about not being able to be funny. 1336 00:58:41.320 --> 00:58:44.050 Yeah, yeah, exactly. Stop complaining is the first problem. 1337 00:58:44.070 --> 00:58:47.389 And do you think like canceling actually exists? Because I 1338 00:58:47.730 --> 00:58:51.489 obviously with really bad people, right? Like Harvey Weinstein, canceled, 1339 00:58:51.789 --> 00:58:55.250 actually canceled. But people who make like, a joke that 1340 00:58:55.269 --> 00:58:58.309 doesn't sit right. And everyone's like, they're canceled. No, they're not. 1341 00:58:58.349 --> 00:59:00.789 Because in two months they come back and they're fine. 1342 00:59:01.110 --> 00:59:03.440 So I feel like the word canceled just gets thrown out. 1343 00:59:03.599 --> 00:59:07.119 Well, because it's been overused. So it's meaning has been diluted, right? 1344 00:59:07.300 --> 00:59:09.179 So it doesn't mean the same thing it meant about 1345 00:59:09.199 --> 00:59:11.559 a year ago. So you just have to ride out 1346 00:59:11.579 --> 00:59:14.690 that storm. And try not to get canceled. 1347 00:59:15.630 --> 00:59:18.329 Was there ever a time during Chelsea Lately that you 1348 00:59:18.550 --> 00:59:20.590 made a joke that really pissed somebody off? 1349 00:59:20.949 --> 00:59:21.690 Yeah, every day. 1350 00:59:21.710 --> 00:59:22.909 I mean, it happened all the time. 1351 00:59:22.949 --> 00:59:25.349 I would get calls all the time from the executives 1352 00:59:25.409 --> 00:59:28.050 at E! Again, I have no respect for authority. And 1353 00:59:28.139 --> 00:59:30.579 I didn't care. And I would argue with them. And 1354 00:59:30.599 --> 00:59:33.380 if it were really, like, you know, mean-spirited, there

were 1355 00:59:33.400 --> 00:59:35.800 times where I would, you know, like Lindsay Lohan and 1356 00:59:36.139 --> 00:59:38.039 the Paris Hiltons of the world, the people who took 1357 00:59:38.079 --> 00:59:40.219 the most abuse, like, if it got to a point 1358 00:59:40.239 --> 00:59:43.900 where those people became, like, unstable or... you know, like 1359 00:59:43.920 --> 00:59:46.280 a Britney Spears type of thing, we'd stop because it 1360 00:59:46.320 --> 00:59:48.659 was too mean, you know, and you're causing, you're part 1361 00:59:48.699 --> 00:59:51.550 of the causation of their downfall. You don't want to 1362 00:59:51.590 --> 00:59:54.730 be that. But in terms of just making a joke 1363 00:59:54.769 --> 00:59:58.789 and people being hypersensitive, like it was a great avenue 1364 00:59:59.289 --> 01:00:02.800 to let people know that they needed to take themselves 1365 01:00:02.880 --> 01:00:06.239 less seriously. And I stand by that. We should all 1366 01:00:06.260 --> 01:00:08.159 be taking ourselves a little bit less seriously. 1367 01:00:08.179 --> 01:00:11.670 Yeah. Is there ever a time that you remember specifically 1368 01:00:12.369 --> 01:00:14.909 somebody confronted you in person about something you said? 1369 01:00:15.889 --> 01:00:16.070 No. 1370 01:00:16.150 --> 01:00:17.730 What was so funny about that show is I would 1371 01:00:17.750 --> 01:00:19.309 talk so much shit about people and then you see 1372 01:00:19.329 --> 01:00:20.969 them at parties and they would be like, oh, my God, 1373 01:00:20.989 --> 01:00:22.170 it's so nice to meet you. And I'd be like 1374 01:00:22.210 --> 01:00:24.269 avoiding them like a wave. I'd be like, oh, fuck, 1375 01:00:24.349 --> 01:00:27.269 Tom Cruise is here. And he'd be like, Chelsea. I'm like, oh, no, 1376 01:00:27.329 --> 01:00:29.010 what's he going to say? I've been calling him gay 1377 01:00:29.050 --> 01:00:32.349 for like 10 years. But no, so it was kind 1378 01:00:32.369 --> 01:00:35.420 of the opposite probably. to my advantage, you know, in 1379 01:00:35.480 --> 01:00:38.610 that respect. But there were some people that like would 1380 01:00:38.650 --> 01:00:40.949 come on the show. I remember there's a famous actor 1381 01:00:40.969 --> 01:00:43.090 who came on the show and he's like, Chelsea can't 1382 01:00:43.110 --> 01:00:45.710 call me fat or say anything about my weight. And 1383 01:00:45.789 --> 01:00:48.170 it was like, I remember thinking to myself as if 1384 01:00:48.289 --> 01:00:50.699 I would do that, like to my interview guests, it's 1385 01:00:50.719 --> 01:00:53.769 like coming to somebody to your house and you insulting them. And, 1386 01:00:54.110 --> 01:00:55.889 I remember saying it to our booker, as if I 1387 01:00:55.909 --> 01:00:56.469 would call him fat. 1388 01:00:56.510 --> 01:00:57.349 He's like, well, you did. 1389 01:00:57.389 --> 01:00:59.170 You called him fat like three times on the show. 1390 01:00:59.190 --> 01:01:00.360 Only behind his

back. 1391 01:01:00.380 --> 01:01:01.820 When he wasn't on the show. I was like, that's 1392 01:01:01.840 --> 01:01:05.360 the round table. It's totally different than the interview segment. Um, 1393 01:01:05.550 --> 01:01:07.840 but no, there was some people that, you know, some 1394 01:01:07.880 --> 01:01:10.139 guys that came on that were just very scared of 1395 01:01:10.159 --> 01:01:13.119 a woman that was like me. And you know, when 1396 01:01:13.139 --> 01:01:15.300 you're a woman and you hear that, it's just so 1397 01:01:15.559 --> 01:01:19.000 upsetting that men are intimidated by the strength of a woman. 1398 01:01:19.260 --> 01:01:22.219 That is, that was the thing that I was always so. 1399 01:01:22.039 --> 01:01:25.099 Like, yeah, I also like setting a little bit more. 1400 01:01:25.440 --> 01:01:27.539 I think if some of the people that we, some 1401 01:01:27.559 --> 01:01:29.460 of the guys that maybe we have talked shit about 1402 01:01:29.559 --> 01:01:31.360 came on and we're like, we were so nervous to 1403 01:01:31.400 --> 01:01:31.980 come talk to you. 1404 01:01:32.019 --> 01:01:35.090 I'd be like, why we've had I mean we've had 1405 01:01:35.130 --> 01:01:36.610 that before of like we you know we talk a 1406 01:01:36.610 --> 01:01:39.309 lot about The Bachelor so true when we recap the 1407 01:01:39.329 --> 01:01:41.719 show we're very honest about how we feel about people 1408 01:01:42.059 --> 01:01:43.300 but then all of a sudden they're on the show 1409 01:01:43.320 --> 01:01:45.340 and I'm like we talked a lot of shit about 1410 01:01:45.360 --> 01:01:47.019 this person but then I just say it to their 1411 01:01:47.059 --> 01:01:48.579 face because I'm like let's just get this out in 1412 01:01:48.599 --> 01:01:51.320 the open I used to talk a lot of shit about. 1413 01:01:51.159 --> 01:01:52.900 You yeah that's the right way to do it you 1414 01:01:52.940 --> 01:01:55.519 know because then you're not being duplicitous you're just being 1415 01:01:55.579 --> 01:01:57.469 open and honest and you're like this is my you 1416 01:01:57.489 --> 01:01:59.730 know this is my job and yeah there's a lot 1417 01:01:59.769 --> 01:02:01.650 more respect to be had by being that way I 1418 01:02:01.690 --> 01:02:02.369 think yeah. 1419 01:02:02.980 --> 01:02:06.099 Now, this is such a ridiculous question, and you can 1420 01:02:06.139 --> 01:02:11.469 laugh at me, but you've done a lot of Chelsea 1421 01:02:11.489 --> 01:02:16.329 Handler as me, documentaries, series, where you are yourself. You've 1422 01:02:16.349 --> 01:02:18.030 done some acting gigs that I have loved. 1423 01:02:18.309 --> 01:02:19.449 This means war is. 1424 01:02:20.090 --> 01:02:22.309 A movie that I've watched so many times that you're 1425 01:02:22.329 --> 01:02:23.699 looking at me like, why did you do that? 1426 01:02:24.050 --> 01:02:25.360 You brought this up to me before. 1427 01:02:25.900 --> 01:02:26.260 Because. 1428 01:02:27.070 --> 01:02:27.369 I

don't. 1429 01:02:27.269 --> 01:02:29.909 Know what they did to Chris Pine and Tom Hardy 1430 01:02:29.949 --> 01:02:33.650 in that movie, but they are– and Joe, don't. 1431 01:02:33.550 --> 01:02:34.710 Listen to this. 1432 01:02:35.269 --> 01:02:35.489 What? 1433 01:02:35.650 --> 01:02:37.110 Are they like the two hottest. 1434 01:02:36.789 --> 01:02:40.340 People in real life? I couldn't believe– they CGI'd their 1435 01:02:40.380 --> 01:02:41.739 faces in that movie or something. 1436 01:02:41.900 --> 01:02:42.579 I don't know. 1437 01:02:42.639 --> 01:02:43.059 All of you. 1438 01:02:43.360 --> 01:02:44.480 All of your eyes look bluer. 1439 01:02:44.500 --> 01:02:45.820 I don't know what they did. 1440 01:02:45.840 --> 01:02:46.380 Oh, really? Oh, yeah. 1441 01:02:46.400 --> 01:02:46.880 That's funny. 1442 01:02:47.059 --> 01:02:47.920 I don't know what they did. 1443 01:02:48.139 --> 01:02:51.510 No, I do remember Tom Hardy being such an asshole 1444 01:02:51.550 --> 01:02:54.909 that I– Fucking loved him. Like I was like watching 1445 01:02:54.949 --> 01:02:57.530 him and he just did not give a shit about anybody. 1446 01:02:57.630 --> 01:03:01.010 He went off on the director. He fought with, you know, 1447 01:03:01.130 --> 01:03:03.679 everybody on set. And I wasn't with him a lot 1448 01:03:03.760 --> 01:03:05.980 on set. But when we did the junket, the way 1449 01:03:06.019 --> 01:03:08.559 he talked to the reporters, like I literally had to 1450 01:03:08.579 --> 01:03:09.780 get up and go to the bathroom because I was 1451 01:03:09.800 --> 01:03:12.199 laughing so hard because he was such a dick. And 1452 01:03:12.239 --> 01:03:15.159 I just thought, good for him. He doesn't give a shit. 1453 01:03:15.199 --> 01:03:15.300 Yeah. 1454 01:03:17.070 --> 01:03:18.769 But I don't know what they do, the CGI to 1455 01:03:18.789 --> 01:03:20.969 their faces. I don't know. Yeah, Tom Hardy's a pretty 1456 01:03:20.989 --> 01:03:22.090 good actor, so that's sexy. 1457 01:03:22.170 --> 01:03:25.119 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's exactly how I'd envision Tom Hardy, 1458 01:03:25.159 --> 01:03:26.500 kind of like a dick, but I like it. 1459 01:03:26.960 --> 01:03:29.440 We're so excited for this tour. You're all over the place. 1460 01:03:29.519 --> 01:03:32.289 What else... is going on in the world of Chelsea Handler? 1461 01:03:32.829 --> 01:03:35.050 I don't know. I mean, I've had a couple of pregnancies. 1462 01:03:36.349 --> 01:03:36.909 Casual. 1463 01:03:37.210 --> 01:03:40.869 Just casual pregnancies that didn't take. And what else is 1464 01:03:40.909 --> 01:03:41.469 going on? 1465 01:03:41.489 --> 01:03:41.989 I don't know. 1466 01:03:42.050 --> 01:03:44.429 What is going on? We're adapting my last book into 1467 01:03:44.449 --> 01:03:46.159 a TV show, Life Will Be the Death of Me, 1468 01:03:46.219 --> 01:03:48.820 which I'm going to star in. I'm on tour. I 1469 01:03:49.519 --> 01:03:52.719 have my podcast, Dear Chelsea. And you can get your

1470 01:03:52.739 --> 01:03:55.239 tickets at ChelseaHandler.com. Other than that, I mean, I have 1471 01:03:55.280 --> 01:03:57.800 no perfume coming out or vaginal spray. 1472 01:03:57.820 --> 01:03:58.500 Makeup line? 1473 01:03:58.559 --> 01:03:59.030 No makeup. 1474 01:04:00.010 --> 01:04:00.739 Skincare? 1475 01:04:00.840 --> 01:04:04.989 Vaginal spray. Cannabis, CBD, vaginal oil. Dingleberry spray. Yeah, a 1476 01:04:04.989 --> 01:04:07.789 dingleberry spray. Or, yeah, something to remove your dingleberries without 1477 01:04:07.809 --> 01:04:11.150 having to touch yourself directly. That's my next product. 1478 01:04:11.530 --> 01:04:12.070 It's like a tweezer. 1479 01:04:12.110 --> 01:04:14.650 I have so many products out there, yes. That's me. 1480 01:04:14.690 --> 01:04:15.750 I'm a product maven. 1481 01:04:16.989 --> 01:04:19.630 What's a day off in your life? 1482 01:04:19.650 --> 01:04:23.480 Like, what do you... Do you, like, watch TV, anything? 1483 01:04:23.539 --> 01:04:23.719 Yeah. 1484 01:04:23.739 --> 01:04:25.840 Are you a reality TV person or no? No, no. 1485 01:04:25.880 --> 01:04:28.030 I don't like reality TV. I mean, I watch TV 1486 01:04:28.090 --> 01:04:29.630 when I'm home and I'm not– you know, if I'm 1487 01:04:29.670 --> 01:04:31.110 on the road, I don't really watch TV. 1488 01:04:31.289 --> 01:04:31.469 Yeah. 1489 01:04:31.610 --> 01:04:34.190 I try and just– I don't know what the fuck 1490 01:04:34.230 --> 01:04:38.019 I do. I work out and I eat and I read. 1491 01:04:38.079 --> 01:04:40.420 I read books. That's what I do most of the time. 1492 01:04:40.440 --> 01:04:40.940 That's nice. 1493 01:04:40.980 --> 01:04:43.179 I like to fill my brain up, you know, when 1494 01:04:43.199 --> 01:04:47.679 I'm not bouncing around. But nothing that fascinating. I smoke pee. 1495 01:04:47.719 --> 01:04:50.269 You know, smoke pee. I smoke pee a lot. 1496 01:04:50.289 --> 01:04:52.250 Yeah. 1497 01:04:54.389 --> 01:04:58.010 I mean, I travel. I don't know. When I'm bouncing 1498 01:04:58.030 --> 01:05:00.320 around on tour, it's just kind of such a schedule 1499 01:05:00.340 --> 01:05:02.179 that depletes you that you're just kind of in the 1500 01:05:02.219 --> 01:05:05.679 wellness game. You're just trying to stay above water. You're like, fuck, 1501 01:05:05.920 --> 01:05:09.119 this isn't the same as when I was 26. I 1502 01:05:09.139 --> 01:05:11.369 feel hungover every morning that I'm on tour, whether I've 1503 01:05:11.409 --> 01:05:14.110 had a drink or not. You're just exhausted from the travel. 1504 01:05:14.630 --> 01:05:16.969 So it's different. I mean, I'm a lot calmer than 1505 01:05:16.989 --> 01:05:17.570 I used to be. 1506 01:05:18.190 --> 01:05:21.349 When does the 30 day alcohol cleanse end and what 1507 01:05:21.389 --> 01:05:22.230 will be the first drink? 1508 01:05:22.570 --> 01:05:24.090 Oh God, I don't know. I mean, I might hold 1509 01:05:24.190 --> 01:05:25.750 out till I get back to LA so I can

1510 01:05:25.789 --> 01:05:28.710 have a margarita with Joe or I might just have, 1511 01:05:28.869 --> 01:05:30.730 you know, a vodka soda after my show at the 1512 01:05:30.750 --> 01:05:33.469 Beacon on Sunday night. But it's been a good, it's 1513 01:05:33.489 --> 01:05:36.039 been a good run. I've never done 30 days of 1514 01:05:36.099 --> 01:05:38.159 no alcohol. So I'm glad that it's so easy. 1515 01:05:38.179 --> 01:05:39.639 You know, do you feel good? 1516 01:05:39.719 --> 01:05:40.840 Like, I think not really. 1517 01:05:40.900 --> 01:05:41.739 Yeah. 1518 01:05:42.679 --> 01:05:43.760 I feel tired about it. 1519 01:05:43.780 --> 01:05:47.300 And I'm like, Am I really going to feel that 1520 01:05:47.360 --> 01:05:48.340 much better at the end? 1521 01:05:48.659 --> 01:05:49.760 Am I on edge, honey? 1522 01:05:50.090 --> 01:05:53.210 She just can't wait to get a drink. 1523 01:05:53.289 --> 01:05:56.090 It's like a marathon that she ran for like a 1524 01:05:56.110 --> 01:05:57.030 month and she can't wait. 1525 01:05:57.429 --> 01:05:59.670 No, it's a marathon that is over and I'm still 1526 01:05:59.730 --> 01:06:01.010 waiting at the finish line. 1527 01:06:01.110 --> 01:06:02.710 It's over when it starts. 1528 01:06:02.750 --> 01:06:03.050 Yeah. 1529 01:06:03.409 --> 01:06:07.909 So it's not something I would recommend doing. But I mean, 1530 01:06:07.929 --> 01:06:10.219 I think I like I like the ownership of being 1531 01:06:10.280 --> 01:06:12.840 able to take 30 days off so easily because that 1532 01:06:12.900 --> 01:06:15.760 way I don't have to quit, you know, long term 1533 01:06:15.840 --> 01:06:16.480 anytime soon. 1534 01:06:16.559 --> 01:06:16.739 Yes. 1535 01:06:16.920 --> 01:06:18.519 So it's always good to kind of throw a little 1536 01:06:18.559 --> 01:06:20.179 wrench in there and to prove to other people that 1537 01:06:20.199 --> 01:06:21.360 you don't have a drinking problem. 1538 01:06:22.530 --> 01:06:23.840 Like I can I can do it. 1539 01:06:23.969 --> 01:06:24.989 I swear. Yeah. 1540 01:06:25.150 --> 01:06:25.989 I'll white knuckle it. 1541 01:06:26.170 --> 01:06:29.150 That's amazing. Well, Chelsea, thank you so much for joining us. 1542 01:06:29.210 --> 01:06:32.550 Everyone can get tickets to the Vaccinated and Horny Tour 1543 01:06:32.610 --> 01:06:36.510 at ChelseaHandler.com. Check out all these amazing places that she's going. 1544 01:06:37.179 --> 01:06:37.880 Thank you so much. 1545 01:06:38.119 --> 01:06:38.599 Thanks girls. 1546 01:06:38.639 --> 01:06:40.099 That was fun. All right. 1547 01:06:40.119 --> 01:06:42.599 That wraps up today's episode of chicks in the office. 1548 01:06:42.719 --> 01:06:46.139 We have a new thing coming to chicks in the 1549 01:06:46.239 --> 01:06:51.800 office presenting Ria's world where Ria will be vlogging her 1550 01:06:51.900 --> 01:06:55.340 daily life and all of our tour stops. I also 1551 01:06:55.360 --> 01:06:57.320 want to get this on record because I feel

like 1552 01:06:57.659 --> 01:06:59.739 because we are doing this on the chicks, the office channel, 1553 01:07:00.010 --> 01:07:01.670 people are going to be like, Ria, why is it 1554 01:07:01.690 --> 01:07:05.710 called Ria's world? Fran does not like filming herself alone. 1555 01:07:06.619 --> 01:07:08.239 at all times friend. 1556 01:07:09.000 --> 01:07:12.280 Okay okay I'm correct correct I don't mind filming myself 1557 01:07:12.300 --> 01:07:15.570 when I uh when I'm around you and we're doing 1558 01:07:15.610 --> 01:07:18.889 work stuff but you also like filming your personal life 1559 01:07:18.929 --> 01:07:21.849 stuff I don't like filming my personal life stuff hence 1560 01:07:22.329 --> 01:07:26.409 I am a character in Rhea's world Yes. 1561 01:07:26.679 --> 01:07:28.530 And I want everyone to know that Fran is okay 1562 01:07:28.570 --> 01:07:30.820 with this because I feel like we are bound to 1563 01:07:30.860 --> 01:07:33.380 have people be like, why is this being Rhea's world 1564 01:07:33.460 --> 01:07:35.320 on Ticks in the Office? But Fran is more than 1565 01:07:35.380 --> 01:07:37.500 okay with this because she just wants to be a 1566 01:07:37.539 --> 01:07:38.440 supporting character. 1567 01:07:38.500 --> 01:07:42.280 I would very much, I'm very much okay with my 1568 01:07:42.579 --> 01:07:45.519 being a part of the supporting cast. Yes. 1569 01:07:45.619 --> 01:07:47.039 She does not want a camera in her face at 1570 01:07:47.059 --> 01:07:50.139 all times, but these are going to be really fun 1571 01:07:50.179 --> 01:07:53.039 and cool because I'm filming a My life, you know, 1572 01:07:53.139 --> 01:07:56.380 outside of work, I'm filming all the tour stops that 1573 01:07:56.400 --> 01:08:00.639 we're doing, probably going to include my family, just my world, 1574 01:08:00.719 --> 01:08:03.679 hence Rhea's world. Shout out to Natalie, who's been working 1575 01:08:03.860 --> 01:08:08.570 really fucking hard on these. We got some cool animations. Devin, 1576 01:08:08.630 --> 01:08:11.090 who has been filming all of it, has been great. 1577 01:08:11.429 --> 01:08:14.590 And Noah, of course, who is always, you know, he's 1578 01:08:14.610 --> 01:08:17.869 always crushing it. And the way that the vlogs are 1579 01:08:17.890 --> 01:08:20.369 going to work right now is that... So we were 1580 01:08:20.409 --> 01:08:24.569 in Boston two weeks ago. And so Boston vlog will 1581 01:08:24.609 --> 01:08:27.920 come out on this Sunday. And then next Sunday will 1582 01:08:27.960 --> 01:08:31.180 be Philly. After that will be Nashville. And then so on. 1583 01:08:31.220 --> 01:08:33.020 And then at the end, we'll have one big recap. 1584 01:08:33.060 --> 01:08:35.550 And then mixed in between there is just going to 1585 01:08:35.590 --> 01:08:39.130 be fun vlogs of like... me going out and doing 1586 01:08:39.149 --> 01:08:41.590 stuff with friends and that'll be a good time. So 1587 01:08:41.670 --> 01:08:44.460 everyone subscribe to Chicks in the Office on YouTube. You 1588 01:08:44.500 --> 01:08:46.619 will see all of that happen there. And I'm very 1589 01:08:46.659 --> 01:08:48.359 excited about it. And I hope everyone has a great 1590 01:08:48.399 --> 01:08:50.340 week and we will talk to you on Wednesday.