บทถอดความฉบับเต็มของ Vulnerable? More like Certifiably Awkward

00:04:19.439 And he was like, You actually save people with first and last names in your phone? 00:04:19.600 --> 00:04:20.800 I said, Yeah, I do. 00:04:21.040 --> 00:04:22.560 Um, is that weird? 00:04:22.879 --> 00:04:25.279 That you save first and last name? 00:04:25.360 --> 00:04:25.519 Yeah. 00:04:25.759 --> 00:04:26.560 No, not at all. 00:04:26.639 --> 00:04:27.120 I don't think so. 00:04:27.279 --> 00:04:29.600 I was gonna say, because there's like popular names. 00:04:29.759 --> 00:04:29.920 Yeah. 00:04:30.399 --> 00:04:30.959 Right. 00:04:31.199 --> 00:04:31.759 Right? 00:04:32.000 --> 00:04:39.199 I will, however, sometimes um save their name as like, I don't know, say their first name is like Evan. 00:04:39.519 --> 00:04:41.120 I'll do Evan Bumble. 00:04:41.360 --> 00:04:45.600 Yes, that's so that's what I do until I get their last name, and then I'll go in and change it. 00:04:46.480 --> 00:04:49.680 But I mean, Evan Bumble, there could be like five different Evans. 00:04:50.000 --> 00:04:52.800 Well, but she's probably not five different Evans. 00:04:53.279 --> 00:04:54.800 But she's not talking to five Evans. 00:04:55.120 --> 00:05:03.040 Now, there are some names that I have dated multiple of at the same time, which remember there was some one in particular name that kept coming up at once. 00:05:03.439 --> 00:05:05.279 Yeah, there was a couple of them that were like that. 00:05:05.439 --> 00:05:05.759 Yeah. 00:05:06.240 --> 00:05:08.560 David, Chris, never dated, David. 00:05:08.720 --> 00:05:08.959 Tom. 00:05:09.120 --> 00:05:09.519 I don't know. 00:05:09.600 --> 00:05:10.879 I'm just making up the common names. 00:05:11.040 --> 00:05:17.920 And I think that's what it is, is obviously it's like, you know, our generation and the common names from when they're in your same age group. 00:05:18.000 --> 00:05:23.839 But so I don't delete them because I think to myself, if by chance they text me, I don't want just this random one. 00:05:24.240 --> 00:05:25.519 I don't want to go like, who is this? 00:05:25.839 --> 00:05:27.360 To go back to your actual question. 00:05:27.519 --> 00:05:28.480 Yes, I agree with that. 00:05:28.560 --> 00:05:28.639 Okay. 00:05:28.879 --> 00:05:34.319 If I do have their number saved, I never delete it in case they text me or try to call me. 00:05:34.800 --> 00:05:36.399 Yes, you know that you don't want to answer. 00:05:42.959 --> 00:05:46.160 And I'm like, I didn't want to talk to you back then. 00:05:46.399 --> 00:05:48.720 What makes you think that has changed? 00:05:48.959 --> 00:05:49.279 Right. 00:05:49.360 --> 00:05:49.680 Yeah. 00:05:49.839 --> 00:05:50.079 Right. 00:05:50.240 --> 00:05:51.519 Then why save the number? 00:05:51.759 --> 00:05:57.199 Because if they call you or text you and then then you have to engage, I mean you don't have to, and like, who is this? 00:05:57.360 --> 00:05:57.680 Yeah. 00:05:57.920 --> 00:05:58.319 Right? 00:05:58.560 --> 00:06:04.319 Whereas if you know it's John from

Bumble, you can just ignore it, delete it, block it, whatever. 00:06:04.639 --> 00:06:04.720 Yeah. 00:06:04.879 --> 00:06:16.560 But if she didn't want to have that here's my, I'm just saying, if you didn't want to have that conversation to begin with, and you deleted it and someone talks you a year later, what gives them that right or what makes them think that? 00:06:16.720 --> 00:06:21.439 If you just don't answer a random text message, does it matter if it has a name or if it doesn't? 00:06:21.600 --> 00:06:29.360 Well, maybe it's someone she knows that she didn't save on her phone or something, or so or sh like I gave her a number to somebody or something, you just don't ever know. 00:06:29.680 --> 00:06:36.879 And also for me specifically, I had a thing happen to my phone where I lost all of my contacts and I couldn't restore them. 00:06:37.040 --> 00:06:45.600 So at one point in my life, very recently, I've lost everyone that I've like had saved in my phone from high school, middle school. 00:06:45.759 --> 00:06:53.519 So, like, if somebody I maybe did want to talk to, one of my friends that I haven't talked to in a long time tried to reach out to me, I wouldn't know their number. 00:06:54.000 --> 00:06:57.199 That makes sense, but you wouldn't know them anyway now because you lost all of them. 00:06:57.519 --> 00:07:01.680 But she might want to reconnect with you, is what she's saying instead of John from Bumble. 00:07:01.839 --> 00:07:02.480 Yeah. 00:07:03.360 --> 00:07:05.120 Anyway, you don't get it because you're married. 00:07:05.920 --> 00:07:06.560 You just don't get it. 00:07:06.800 --> 00:07:07.519 You just don't get it. 00:07:07.759 --> 00:07:19.439 But I'm if you I can see it like you maybe you were interested in them now, but you might be later on, like it's just not the right timing now, or what for whatever situation that they're going through or you're going through, I can see that. 00:07:19.600 --> 00:07:28.079 But if you're saying that what makes you think that I I didn't like you now, and and in a year from now, I'm still not gonna like you because I just don't like you. 00:07:28.240 --> 00:07:29.680 Why would you save that number? 00:07:29.920 --> 00:07:30.879 That's what I'm trying to say. 00:07:31.040 --> 00:07:31.839 Well, that's what she's saying. 00:07:32.079 --> 00:07:36.959 My yeah, the the number would have already been saved before I realized I didn't like them. 00:07:37.519 --> 00:07:37.680 Right. 00:07:38.079 --> 00:07:42.879 Because again, I don't save numbers until I think I might like them. 00:07:43.519 --> 00:07:46.240 And then, but then sometimes you change your mind. 00:07:46.879 --> 00:07:58.240 I feel like um, listeners, please message us because I do you agree with Gabriella, you just delete them and then you get these random texts, or do you leave them on there so you know who these texts are coming from? 00:07:58.399 --> 00:08:01.120 But if you leave them there, then this shit happens. 00:08:01.360

--> 00:08:17.120 You accidentally butt dial people that you have zero interest in ever connecting with again, and your heart drops, and you're like, See, in that situation, that that particular person, like you're never you could care less, you could care less if he ever texted you again. 00:08:17.279 --> 00:08:19.839 No, you would not want him to text you again or call him again. 00:08:20.000 --> 00:08:25.360 So, in that situation, to me, I would be like, Iksne, you're deleted, you're gondo, gonzo. 00:08:25.680 --> 00:08:27.120 Goodbye, Stanyanara. 00:08:27.279 --> 00:08:27.759 See you later. 00:08:27.920 --> 00:08:28.800 Never want to hear from you again. 00:08:31.439 --> 00:08:38.240 And then if he texts, if he texts back, if he texts back, you'll be like, you can say who is this because you don't really care. 00:08:38.639 --> 00:08:40.879 No, but I don't even want to ask him who he is. 00:08:41.039 --> 00:08:43.039 Oh, well then why would you even answer it then? 00:08:43.200 --> 00:08:44.320 Because I want to know who it is. 00:08:44.480 --> 00:08:45.360 Oh my god, thank you. 00:08:45.840 --> 00:08:47.279 Oh, I'm with you. 00:08:47.600 --> 00:08:47.919 Thank you. 00:08:48.080 --> 00:08:48.960 I'm with you. 00:08:49.279 --> 00:08:57.759 Um, yeah, so that was my I will say cringe of the week because I I I created my own cringe of the week. 00:08:58.000 --> 00:08:58.879 That was pretty awful. 00:08:59.039 --> 00:08:59.519 That's funny. 00:08:59.679 --> 00:09:05.519 So I don't think I've ever butt dialed like somebody I haven't called recently. 00:09:05.759 --> 00:09:05.919 Right? 00:09:06.000 --> 00:09:09.279 I I honestly don't know how it was like the universe like fucking with me. 00:09:09.440 --> 00:09:11.759 Oh maybe it's meant to be. 00:09:12.080 --> 00:09:13.120 Oh my god. 00:09:14.480 --> 00:09:15.360 Should have deleted that number. 00:09:15.679 --> 00:09:17.360 The worst date of the past two years. 00:09:17.519 --> 00:09:18.799 Maybe it was meant to be, Amy. 00:09:19.120 --> 00:09:20.960 Well, maybe you should have deleted that number, Amy. 00:09:21.759 --> 00:09:23.120 I think I should now. 00:09:23.519 --> 00:09:24.080 Oh why? 00:09:24.399 --> 00:09:26.080 I think I'm gonna block that number now. 00:09:26.559 --> 00:09:28.000 I didn't text you in a year. 00:09:31.600 --> 00:09:35.200 Yeah, I think I think I will be blocking that number now, but anyway. 00:09:35.679 --> 00:09:36.720 That's an awesome story. 00:09:36.799 --> 00:09:37.600 Thank you for sharing that. 00:09:37.679 --> 00:09:38.320 Yeah, thank you. 00:09:38.559 --> 00:09:39.679 It's vulnerable, you know. 00:09:39.840 --> 00:09:42.080 I mean, I that's what I do, is I share my vulnerability. 00:09:42.879 --> 00:09:43.679 I can't even say that. 00:09:44.559 --> 00:09:44.960 Share it. 00:09:45.120 --> 00:09:46.000 Yeah, that's me. 00:09:46.879 --> 00:09:47.519 You do. 00:09:47.759 --> 00:09:48.799 You're my people. 00:09:51.840 --> 00:09:54.320 Oh, if only Gabriella were in the dating world right now. 00:09:54.480 --> 00:09:55.840 Can you imagine how many stories are gonna be? 00:09:56.080 --> 00:09:57.519 Dating world's not ready for her. 00:09:57.919 --> 00:10:02.720 It's really I don't think the world is ready for Gabriella to be in the dating bunch. 00:10:04.720 --> 00:10:07.039 She would be changing the stories. 00:10:07.200 --> 00:10:10.960 Oh my god, dating would be a whole other issue if she were in the game. 00:10:11.120 --> 00:10:15.200 Somebody else would be on their podcast being like, listen, I went on the state with a crazy girl. 00:10:15.440 --> 00:10:18.480 I'd be that girl on that podcast story. 00:10:18.879 --> 00:10:19.519 That's true. 00:10:19.679 --> 00:10:20.720 I can actually see that. 00:10:21.600 --> 00:10:22.799 I can actually see that. 00:10:23.039 --> 00:10:23.519 Thank you. 00:10:23.679 --> 00:10:33.440 I don't I don't think I've ever had any dates where I would be the the the like someone's talking about me on a podcast, but maybe you never know. 00:10:34.399 --> 00:10:35.919 Nothing got me thinking. 00:10:36.960 --> 00:10:38.559 Well, you did throw a phone. 00:10:38.799 --> 00:10:45.120 I I did throw a phone, but that was not the worst part of that date, unfortunately. 00:10:46.639 --> 00:10:47.919 That's funny. 00:10:48.799 --> 00:10:57.360 Oh, another dating I have a story that I have this week is uh Gabriella had some fun uh swiping on my apps for me this weekend. 00:10:57.440 --> 00:11:00.320 Yeah, uh Bumble It was almost terrifying. 00:11:00.399 --> 00:11:01.360 Let me just say that. 00:11:01.919 --> 00:11:02.960 Almost terrifying. 00:11:03.200 --> 00:11:10.399 Well, here's the deal it's because I'm not I don't have the apps, and so I was so scared to like touch the phone because I was afraid I was gonna do the wrong thing. 00:11:10.559 --> 00:11:16.559 I was gonna like swipe the wrong direction, I was going to, but like after a while I got I got into it or whatever. 00:11:16.720 --> 00:11:17.600 So yeah. 00:11:17.919 --> 00:11:27.120 So uh Bumble offered me this deal where I could see you know who like who sent me likes because otherwise you just have to wait until you happen to swipe upon somebody that swiped on you, right? 00:11:27.279 --> 00:11:32.399 So Gabriella's going through my list of likes, and um she did she did pretty well. 00:11:32.559 --> 00:11:37.519 Um, and then there was this one that we both agreed, uh-uh, swipe left, right? 00:11:38.159 --> 00:11:42.639 And then after she left for the evening, I noticed he's back in my likes again. 00:11:42.799 --> 00:11:43.440 Oh no. 00:11:43.679 --> 00:11:45.039 And I'm like, well, that's weird. 00:11:45.120 --> 00:11:46.480 And I screenshot it and I sent it to her. 00:11:46.559 --> 00:11:48.399 I said, didn't we swipe left on this guy? 00:11:48.559 --> 00:11:51.200 And she's like, we did, we definitely did. 00:11:51.679 --> 00:11:55.519 And I and I have seen him before, like a couple months ago, he had done the same thing.

00:11:55.679 --> 00:11:59.279 And so I'm like, uh, I don't know, this is really bizarre. 00:11:59.519 --> 00:12:02.960 And she's like, Well, he's not persistent, maybe give him a shot, you know. 00:12:03.039 --> 00:12:03.919 So I'm like, okay, fine. 00:12:04.000 --> 00:12:04.799 So I swipe right. 00:12:04.879 --> 00:12:06.080 He immediately messages me. 00:12:06.240 --> 00:12:08.240 We're talking like instantaneously. 00:12:08.480 --> 00:12:09.519 Oh, that's a red flag. 00:12:09.679 --> 00:12:10.320 Yeah. 00:12:10.720 --> 00:12:13.679 Sorry, sorry, right? 00:12:14.080 --> 00:12:14.720 I know. 00:12:14.960 --> 00:12:20.320 So um he messages me and I message back, just you know, like, hey, what are you up to? 00:12:20.480 --> 00:12:22.000 I asked him about one of his photos. 00:12:22.080 --> 00:12:24.000 It was like a sunset, what beach are you at? 00:12:24.080 --> 00:12:25.279 And he's like, it's Maui. 00:12:25.679 --> 00:12:27.759 And I said, nice, I love Maui. 00:12:28.080 --> 00:12:30.080 And he's like, What are you doing? 00:12:30.399 --> 00:12:33.600 I'm like, I'm just hanging out, right? 00:12:33.759 --> 00:12:34.159 Just chilling. 00:12:34.320 --> 00:12:35.120 And texting you. 00:12:35.600 --> 00:12:37.360 And then he's like, Are you bored? 00:12:37.600 --> 00:12:40.960 And I immediately was thought to myself, I mean, Alina, what if that comes up? 00:12:41.039 --> 00:12:42.000 What are you thinking in your mind? 00:12:42.159 --> 00:12:45.039 Like, what are what are they they're gonna ask you to like meet up that night? 00:12:45.279 --> 00:12:46.960 It's like Saturday night at 10 45. 00:12:47.039 --> 00:12:48.799 Yeah, I'm in bed by pajamas. 00:12:49.279 --> 00:12:50.159 That's insane. 00:12:51.039 --> 00:12:52.559 That's insanity. 00:12:52.799 --> 00:12:54.879 I mean, I'm like, he's around the same age as I am. 00:12:55.039 --> 00:12:59.279 I'm like, what do you think I'm doing at 11 o'clock on a Saturday night? 00:12:59.919 --> 00:13:00.480 Exactly. 00:13:00.720 --> 00:13:03.279 So um, he goes, Are you bored? 00:13:03.440 --> 00:13:04.799 And I'm like, no. 00:13:05.679 --> 00:13:06.960 Thanks to you, I'm the Lappie. 00:13:07.120 --> 00:13:08.799 He's like, I'm just home in bed. 00:13:09.440 --> 00:13:10.879 Oh, I don't like that. 00:13:11.120 --> 00:13:11.919 Oh, I don't like that. 00:13:12.159 --> 00:13:13.279 And I'm just like, what? 00:13:13.600 --> 00:13:15.759 Like, this isn't like this is bumble. 00:13:16.000 --> 00:13:16.960 Don't talk to me about your bed. 00:13:17.600 --> 00:13:18.240 Not Tinder. 00:13:18.399 --> 00:13:18.559 Yeah. 00:13:18.720 --> 00:13:22.480 What are I mean like immediately he's going for immediately. 00:13:22.559 --> 00:13:24.159 So I ended it with done. 00:13:24.480 --> 00:13:26.480 And oh, oh no, I did respond. 00:13:26.639 --> 00:13:29.039 I said, he said, I'm I'm home in bed. 00:13:29.120 --> 00:13:30.720 It was like two separate messages, right? 00:13:30.799 --> 00:13:32.080 I'm home in bed. 00:13:32.720

--> 00:13:38.080 And uh, and I said, sounds like a good place to be on a Saturday night at 1045, and then I blocked him. 00:13:38.320 --> 00:13:38.559 Good. 00:13:38.720 --> 00:13:46.720 Because I'm just like, there is no good can come from we had literally been matched for three minutes, and he's wanting to either sell three minutes in. 00:13:46.879 --> 00:13:48.240 It was three minutes. 00:13:48.639 --> 00:13:49.919 You know a picture was gonna come so. 00:13:50.320 --> 00:13:52.879 That's exactly because bumble allows photos too. 00:13:53.039 --> 00:13:53.600 That's the thing. 00:13:53.759 --> 00:13:57.120 That's one benefit of hinge over bumble is hinge doesn't let you send photos. 00:13:57.360 --> 00:13:58.240 Oh, I didn't know that. 00:13:58.399 --> 00:14:02.399 Yeah, there's no way to send photos in Hinge, so um, but Bumble does. 00:14:02.639 --> 00:14:07.600 So it does blur out inappropriate photos, but I don't think I should allow them at all. 00:14:07.919 --> 00:14:08.559 I don't either. 00:14:08.799 --> 00:14:10.000 Like no. 00:14:10.240 --> 00:14:10.799 Yeah. 00:14:11.120 --> 00:14:12.000 So I don't know. 00:14:12.080 --> 00:14:18.399 I just I sometimes dating is great. 00:14:20.320 --> 00:14:21.120 My mind was like that. 00:14:21.279 --> 00:14:22.159 I don't even know what word to use. 00:14:22.399 --> 00:14:23.200 It's not for the week. 00:14:23.360 --> 00:14:24.639 It is not for the week. 00:14:24.960 --> 00:14:26.080 And I'm weak. 00:14:28.240 --> 00:14:28.799 Lena. 00:14:29.120 --> 00:14:30.399 I am weak. 00:14:31.519 --> 00:14:32.159 Lena. 00:14:34.639 --> 00:14:36.639 I am weak, she says. 00:14:38.559 --> 00:14:41.440 Oh, Lena's been on how many dates this year, Lena. 00:14:41.919 --> 00:14:43.039 Oh, this year? 00:14:43.440 --> 00:14:44.240 This calendar year. 00:14:44.480 --> 00:14:45.679 This calendar year. 00:14:46.000 --> 00:14:46.639 Two. 00:14:50.320 --> 00:14:51.679 Seriously, just two? 00:14:52.080 --> 00:14:52.720 I think. 00:14:53.039 --> 00:14:53.200 Yes. 00:14:53.519 --> 00:14:55.360 And are those the two that we swiped for her? 00:14:55.519 --> 00:14:55.759 Yeah. 00:14:55.919 --> 00:14:56.399 Yeah. 00:14:56.639 --> 00:14:57.279 Yep. 00:14:57.919 --> 00:14:58.480 Lena. 00:14:58.559 --> 00:15:07.440 I do think it's funny though, when Gabrielle was swiping for me, like you were so like once you got over the fear of swiping the wrong direction or touching something. 00:15:07.519 --> 00:15:12.399 Like, yeah, it's kind of like when you're looking at someone else's Instagram, you don't want to like tap anything else. 00:15:12.879 --> 00:15:13.120 Exactly. 00:15:13.279 --> 00:15:13.519 Exactly. 00:15:13.759 --> 00:15:14.720 She was very much like that. 00:15:14.879 --> 00:15:18.559 But once you got over that, it's like she was like giddy about like, oh, you got a match. 00:15:18.720 --> 00:15:19.600 Oh, you got a match. 00:15:20.559 --> 00:15:29.120 And I thought to myself, this kind of like I miss that like novelty of it, because now it's like it's almost a chore, yeah, to have to even go into the app. 00:15:29.360 --> 00:15:31.919 But like, you know, she's like, oh, it's new and exciting. 00:15:32.000 --> 00:15:35.519 And of course it doesn't matter to you because it matters. 00:15:36.159 --> 00:15:39.120 There was quite a few people I was like, oh no, no, no, no. 00:15:39.519 --> 00:15:40.240 Like, I don't know. 00:15:40.639 --> 00:15:42.799 Oh, you you you did say no to a lot. 00:15:42.879 --> 00:15:44.320 I think out of the to a lot. 00:15:44.480 --> 00:15:45.200 I think there were eight. 00:15:45.279 --> 00:15:55.279 Was there eight matches that you yeah that eight that she said yes to for me, and I think two out of the eight replied. 00:15:55.600 --> 00:16:00.480 That's not including the the last one that I just blocked because him he was after the fact, but yeah. 00:16:00.879 --> 00:16:01.440 Question. 00:16:02.320 --> 00:16:06.559 When so you when you match with these people, sometimes you message them first. 00:16:08.080 --> 00:16:09.679 What do you say to them? 00:16:10.240 --> 00:16:13.039 Because I don't. 00:16:13.519 --> 00:16:16.480 You don't you know I do because we swipe for you. 00:16:16.879 --> 00:16:18.799 Yeah, and you message the guy first for me. 00:16:19.039 --> 00:16:23.919 Yeah, because yeah, you can't honestly I you cannot wait for the man to message. 00:16:24.159 --> 00:16:30.320 It's just yeah, she usually is pretty good at like reading their profile and picking up something on their profile to like asking. 00:16:30.480 --> 00:16:31.360 Ask a question about. 00:16:31.440 --> 00:16:37.440 Yeah, usually either one of their prompts or one of their photos, I'll ask a question about just to start the conversation. 00:16:37.600 --> 00:16:43.840 So I did that with all eight that Gabriella said, and two out of the eight actually replied. 00:16:43.919 --> 00:16:45.519 The rest just let it expire. 00:16:45.840 --> 00:16:48.720 So that's just rude. 00:16:49.120 --> 00:16:50.559 Well, it's just lazy. 00:16:50.879 --> 00:16:53.360 Or maybe they don't also let them all expire. 00:16:53.519 --> 00:16:55.600 So I can't say that's rude. 00:16:56.000 --> 00:16:56.720 Lena's like, oh. 00:16:57.120 --> 00:16:57.840 That is very true. 00:16:57.919 --> 00:17:08.640 You are that is very much hot calling the kettle black because um I do believe when we picked up your bubble, there was like a whole line of expired matches across the top. 00:17:08.880 --> 00:17:09.119 Yes. 00:17:09.359 --> 00:17:11.200 And we're like, what did you do? 00:17:11.359 --> 00:17:13.039 You let all of these expire? 00:17:13.200 --> 00:17:19.039 Well, if when they message first, I message back, but I'm that's why I'm saying you can't you can't wait for them to message first. 00:17:19.359 --> 00:17:21.440 98% of the time, the man won't do it. 00:17:21.599 --> 00:17:26.720 Hence, I've been on two dates that you guys set up this entire year. 00:17:27.039 --> 00:17:28.640 Well, we

okay, we have a lot to make. 00:17:29.039 --> 00:17:31.839 We didn't set up a date for you, but we did kind of get things going. 00:17:32.240 --> 00:17:33.359 Yeah, that's true. 00:17:33.519 --> 00:17:36.559 Yeah, we in both situations they asked you on a date. 00:17:36.720 --> 00:17:40.720 Like you could you could message, I've learned you can message a long time and you still wouldn't get a date. 00:17:41.119 --> 00:17:42.160 Right, absolutely. 00:17:42.319 --> 00:17:46.880 So yeah, you gotta you gotta ask out on both cut both of them very quickly. 00:17:47.039 --> 00:17:47.680 Yes. 00:17:48.160 --> 00:17:52.400 So anyway, anywho, nothing exciting. 00:17:52.640 --> 00:17:54.079 That's my dating update. 00:17:54.319 --> 00:17:58.240 Nothing too exciting, but maybe a little too exciting with some. 00:17:58.319 --> 00:17:58.960 I don't know. 00:17:59.279 --> 00:18:01.359 Well, thank you for being vulnerable. 00:18:01.759 --> 00:18:06.240 I do appreciate that, and I will share my vulnerable story with you. 00:18:06.799 --> 00:18:09.759 Yes, so um, it's a shoe story. 00:18:10.000 --> 00:18:11.359 I know you guys are really excited about it. 00:18:12.799 --> 00:18:15.920 So um I went to work um and I was getting ready. 00:18:16.000 --> 00:18:17.680 I can't remember what I was wearing, but I was wearing boots. 00:18:17.759 --> 00:18:18.960 I needed boots to wear. 00:18:19.039 --> 00:18:22.480 I think it was a dress, and um, I was like, oh, these in the back of the closet. 00:18:22.559 --> 00:18:24.480 I haven't worn these boots in forever. 00:18:24.799 --> 00:18:26.319 And there's always a reason. 00:18:26.640 --> 00:18:27.359 Always a reason. 00:18:28.400 --> 00:18:29.759 There's always a reason. 00:18:30.000 --> 00:18:33.039 So I put them on and I was like, yeah, these boots are good. 00:18:33.119 --> 00:18:38.160 I love these boots, they're really comfortable, they weren't too high, not too low, like they were perfect. 00:18:38.400 --> 00:18:40.799 And I was like, I should wear these more often. 00:18:40.960 --> 00:18:42.880 Like, I can't believe they're in the back of the closet. 00:18:43.039 --> 00:18:54.960 So walk out to the car, drive into work, um, park my car, and I start walking in the garage, and it's a little before seven, and it's there's nobody in the garage, okay? 00:18:55.279 --> 00:19:02.960 And it's it echoes and it's like a pop, pop, pop, pop, and I'm like looking around, like, what is that noise? 00:19:03.119 --> 00:19:05.440 And I stop and it stops. 00:19:05.759 --> 00:19:08.480 So I continue to walk, and it's pop, pop, pop. 00:19:08.720 --> 00:19:10.480 I'm like, oh my god, that's me. 00:19:10.799 --> 00:19:12.480 I'm the popping noise. 00:19:12.720 --> 00:19:16.480 So I get into work and um there's somebody already there, Amber. 00:19:16.559 --> 00:19:23.279 Yeah, and I'm like, Amber, listen to this as I walk in, and she's like, Oh good god, that is really loud. 00:19:23.359 --> 00:19:25.839 And I'm like, I know, they were in the back of the closet. 00:19:26.880 --> 00:19:28.480 Told you, there's a reason. 00:19:28.799 --> 00:19:29.839 How loud was it? 00:19:30.000 --> 00:19:31.599 It was loud, it was really, really loud. 00:19:31.839 --> 00:19:32.640 What was it? 00:19:32.799 --> 00:19:34.480 So I don't know what it was. 00:19:34.720 --> 00:19:36.000 At this point, I don't know. 00:19:36.160 --> 00:19:42.319 So um, I have to work and I'm like running around and I'm embarrassed because my shoe is like pop, pop, pop, pop. 00:19:42.480 --> 00:19:50.480 Like I said, I'm walking and running up and down the stairs, and I'm doing all the things, and I come back and it's still before eight, and I'm like, Amber, I don't know what I'm gonna do. 00:19:50.640 --> 00:19:52.160 I have no idea what's happening. 00:19:52.319 --> 00:19:54.799 And she's like, Well, let me see what's on the back of your shoe. 00:19:54.880 --> 00:19:56.240 Let's figure it out. 00:19:56.559 --> 00:20:05.440 So apparently on one shoe, the heel has like, you know, it has like a sole on the heel part of it because it's a chunky heel. 00:20:05.519 --> 00:20:05.839 Right. 00:20:06.079 --> 00:20:13.839 Um, it was coming off, so it was like flapping and making it a hollow, so it was making a pop noise every time it like suctioned close and open. 00:20:14.319 --> 00:20:14.799 Exactly. 00:20:15.279 --> 00:20:18.319 So I was like, oh, that's horrible. 00:20:18.640 --> 00:20:19.680 How am I gonna fix that? 00:20:19.759 --> 00:20:20.880 I can't wear these all day. 00:20:20.960 --> 00:20:22.480 I'm gonna drive myself crazy. 00:20:22.720 --> 00:20:28.400 So um I went into our supply closet, I found some velcro strips. 00:20:28.640 --> 00:20:35.599 So I pulled up the tab, put some velcro, and put it down velcro, and then I scotch taped the rest of it, like to the heel to the thing. 00:20:35.759 --> 00:20:43.440 I mean, we're dealing with like a matter of minutes before like majority of people start coming in, and that helped enormously. 00:20:43.680 --> 00:20:45.119 Oh good, yeah, yeah. 00:20:45.279 --> 00:20:47.680 And then on the other one, we couldn't figure out what the noise was. 00:20:47.759 --> 00:20:48.720 It was m it wasn't a popping noise. 00:20:48.799 --> 00:20:49.759 Oh, it was doing it on both? 00:20:50.000 --> 00:20:50.559 Both, yeah. 00:20:50.720 --> 00:20:55.680 The other one wasn't like a popping noise, it was more of a squeaking type of a thing, but we couldn't figure out what it was. 00:20:55.759 --> 00:20:58.720 But I was like, that's okay, as long as we're not having the popping noise. 00:20:58.799 --> 00:20:59.920 But how embarrassing. 00:21:00.079 --> 00:21:00.720 Oh my god. 00:21:01.119 --> 00:21:01.920 How embarrassing. 00:21:02.079 --> 00:21:03.119 That is very embarrassing. 00:21:03.279 --> 00:21:06.480 Like I'm just walking around, like, don't mind me. 00:21:07.119 --> 00:21:12.000 So there must have been a reason that was the reason they they made it their way back to the back of the

closet. 00:21:12.160 --> 00:21:13.680 Yes, however, many years ago. 00:21:13.839 --> 00:21:14.240 Yeah. 00:21:14.480 --> 00:21:16.960 I'm gonna go ahead and point this question back at you. 00:21:17.200 --> 00:21:17.599 Of course. 00:21:17.759 --> 00:21:23.039 If you weren't gonna wear them, as if you aren't gonna date the guy again, why wouldn't you just throw them away? 00:21:23.359 --> 00:21:27.119 Because I do love the booze, and I can definitely take them. 00:21:27.279 --> 00:21:32.079 I told Ryan to my husband, I said, I need to go and get these resold because I do love the boo. 00:21:32.400 --> 00:21:34.000 They're that good that you can okay. 00:21:34.240 --> 00:21:35.599 Yeah, I love the boo. 00:21:36.160 --> 00:21:36.960 They're perfect. 00:21:37.119 --> 00:21:37.920 It's a perfect boot. 00:21:38.000 --> 00:21:39.680 I'm on Gabriella's side for this one. 00:21:41.039 --> 00:21:43.039 I'm just flipped lobins today. 00:21:45.599 --> 00:21:51.759 Because I'm like, maybe if I wear it on a different day, maybe it'll be different. 00:21:52.000 --> 00:21:54.880 Or a different surface that's not suctioning too. 00:21:55.200 --> 00:21:55.359 Yeah. 00:21:55.440 --> 00:21:57.680 Well, I mean it was concrete and carpet, and it was making the noise. 00:21:57.920 --> 00:21:59.119 The concrete was making the noise too. 00:21:59.279 --> 00:21:59.759 I mean, it was super. 00:22:00.480 --> 00:22:04.160 It echoed like in the garage because there was like no cars there, you know. 00:22:04.240 --> 00:22:09.680 And I was like, like, and when I stopped and it stopped, and I waited for a little bit, and I was like, huh, huh? 00:22:09.839 --> 00:22:10.400 That's so funny. 00:22:10.480 --> 00:22:12.640 And I started and I was like, Oh my god, it's me. 00:22:12.799 --> 00:22:13.680 I'm that person. 00:22:13.759 --> 00:22:14.559 I was so embarrassed. 00:22:14.720 --> 00:22:15.200 So embarrassed. 00:22:15.359 --> 00:22:16.319 I'm the problem, it's me. 00:22:16.480 --> 00:22:17.039 It's me. 00:22:17.279 --> 00:22:18.720 I'm the problem, yes. 00:22:19.200 --> 00:22:21.279 Um, that happened to me too. 00:22:21.359 --> 00:22:26.000 It wasn't a loud popping noise, but it's actually shoes that I have at work right now. 00:22:26.160 --> 00:22:41.920 I wear them once in a while because it's not that loud, but it kind of sounds like um like the carpet under me is just popped up a little bit, and you know, when you step on little like pockets of air on carpets, it makes like like that scares. 00:22:42.559 --> 00:22:51.359 Yeah, so it makes that sound, and so I was wearing it for several days actually, and I was like, man, the carpets in this new building really suck. 00:22:51.440 --> 00:22:55.359 They did a terrible job like laying down these carpets or whatever. 00:22:55.920 --> 00:23:00.000 It took me a really long time to be like, hey, that's me. 00:23:04.240 --> 00:23:05.359 I don't feel that. 00:23:05.680 --> 00:23:07.039 Again, I'm the problem. 00:23:07.519 --> 00:23:09.759 I feel that to my core. 00:23:09.839 --> 00:23:12.240 Yeah, I absolutely feel that. 00:23:12.640 --> 00:23:15.039 So, and I love those shoes, so I'm not gonna get rid of them. 00:23:15.440 --> 00:23:16.880 I'll take the popping. 00:23:18.480 --> 00:23:19.359 You'll take the popping. 00:23:19.440 --> 00:23:20.160 I'll take the popping. 00:23:20.319 --> 00:23:22.000 Alright, fair enough. 00:23:22.240 --> 00:23:26.960 Um, so last week you talked about your smoke detector. 00:23:27.279 --> 00:23:27.759 Two weeks ago. 00:23:28.000 --> 00:23:28.720 Two weeks ago, sorry. 00:23:29.119 --> 00:23:32.240 Or last episode, episode nine, you talked about your smoke detector. 00:23:32.480 --> 00:23:32.799 Yes. 00:23:33.200 --> 00:23:36.240 Um so I have a smoke detector story. 00:23:37.119 --> 00:23:42.640 Um my mom called me and she's like, you need to come over to the house. 00:23:43.039 --> 00:23:43.839 This is recently. 00:23:44.079 --> 00:23:44.559 Oh yeah. 00:23:45.279 --> 00:23:45.839 This week. 00:23:46.720 --> 00:23:52.960 You need to come over to the house because there is a beeping noise, and I think it's the house alarm. 00:23:53.519 --> 00:23:56.880 So on my lunch break, I went over. 00:23:57.759 --> 00:24:01.039 Actually, I think I was wearing those boots, to be honest. 00:24:01.519 --> 00:24:04.000 Or she hearing your boots from far away. 00:24:04.319 --> 00:24:06.640 Um it was a great day that day. 00:24:07.279 --> 00:24:11.279 Because I actually have another story regarding that same day, but I'll just show you. 00:24:11.440 --> 00:24:16.160 Um, so I went and um it was not her alarm. 00:24:16.400 --> 00:24:22.400 It sounded like a smoke detector, but I was on my lunch break and I didn't have time to try and figure out where it was. 00:24:22.720 --> 00:24:27.920 So I told her I would be back after my lunch break, or after I was off of work. 00:24:28.480 --> 00:24:30.720 So we'll go to the other story. 00:24:30.880 --> 00:24:41.920 Um went back to work and then on afterwards I was driving back to my mom's house and um was listening to some really good 90s music. 00:24:42.160 --> 00:24:47.359 Okay, and I was doing karaoke in my car. 00:24:47.519 --> 00:24:48.720 Of course, don't we all do that? 00:24:48.960 --> 00:24:49.839 Yeah, don't we all do that? 00:24:50.160 --> 00:24:51.119 Karaoke. 00:24:51.599 --> 00:25:02.160 And I look over, and there is a girl singing the exact same song as I was singing, and so I rolled down my window, she rolled down hers, and we were belting out the song together. 00:25:02.319 --> 00:25:03.519 Just random day. 00:25:03.920 --> 00:25:04.880 Randomness. 00:25:05.119 --> 00:25:05.759 I don't know about you. 00:25:05.839 --> 00:25:07.759 Lena, do those things happen to you? 00:25:08.319 --> 00:25:10.400 Never things like have never happened to me. 00:25:12.160 --> 00:25:15.680 If I were belting a song out in my car and someone pulled up next to me, it would not be. 00:25:16.160 --> 00:25:18.160 It would be

someone giving me like insane. 00:25:18.400 --> 00:25:21.759 And I would just quickly go, not I'm not singing, I don't know what you're talking about. 00:25:21.920 --> 00:25:22.640 Oh, it was great. 00:25:22.720 --> 00:25:23.359 It was so funny. 00:25:23.440 --> 00:25:24.160 We both laughed about it. 00:25:24.240 --> 00:25:25.759 We were like, haha, funny. 00:25:26.000 --> 00:25:27.359 So it was on the radio. 00:25:27.519 --> 00:25:28.240 It was on the radio. 00:25:28.400 --> 00:25:33.200 Okay, because I was like, what are the chances you're playing the song on your phone and then the car next to you is so much. 00:25:33.359 --> 00:25:37.599 So this woman was more RH, she was listening to the radio, not streaming something, yes. 00:25:37.920 --> 00:25:38.799 Of course, of course. 00:25:39.039 --> 00:25:39.839 And so it was fun. 00:25:39.920 --> 00:25:43.119 It was like um maybe like 35 seconds, if that. 00:25:43.440 --> 00:25:44.079 That's very cute. 00:25:44.240 --> 00:25:46.240 And um, so I was going back to my mom's house. 00:25:46.319 --> 00:25:52.400 So I'm at my mom's house and I'm listening to it, and she's adamant that it's her security alarm. 00:25:52.640 --> 00:25:54.799 And I'm like, it doesn't sound like it's coming from there. 00:25:54.960 --> 00:26:01.839 So I get on the phone and I'm with the securities company, and after like an hour, they've determined that it's not them. 00:26:02.000 --> 00:26:02.480 Alright. 00:26:02.799 --> 00:26:05.279 And um, so I'm like, yeah, I've kind of figured that too. 00:26:05.359 --> 00:26:12.400 So and I'm looking, and I'm looking over over by the garage, I'm looking over in her kitchen, I'm looking everywhere, and I cannot find it. 00:26:12.640 --> 00:26:24.559 And so I tell um my son comes over and he's looking, and we pretty much have guaranteed like looked at this one little area of the house, and it's like towards um her dining area that goes into the garage. 00:26:24.640 --> 00:26:28.160 Okay, and we are looking, looking, looking, and we can't find it. 00:26:28.400 --> 00:26:29.440 We cannot find it. 00:26:29.599 --> 00:26:40.400 And my mom now has company over at her house, and so um, which is really super annoying, and the beeping is, and um, but I can't really tear apart her house because she's got company at the house. 00:26:40.480 --> 00:26:40.640 Right. 00:26:40.880 --> 00:26:45.920 So so um I tell her I'll do it when they leave. 00:26:46.640 --> 00:26:53.519 Um, they don't leave, they stay the night, and um, so the next day they go to breakfast, and so I'm like, oh, they're gone. 00:26:53.680 --> 00:26:55.519 I'm gonna be able to rip apart the whole house. 00:26:55.680 --> 00:27:01.519 And so I get like halfway through ripping trying to figure out where this noise is coming from, and they come home. 00:27:01.680 --> 00:27:06.000 So I have to like put it all away, put it back into it, and then whatever. 00:27:06.079 --> 00:27:10.160 So now we're on Sunday, so now it's been Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. 00:27:10.319 --> 00:27:11.039 So it's Sunday now. 00:27:11.599 --> 00:27:12.559 The entire weekend, yeah. 00:27:12.640 --> 00:27:19.119 There's still this beeping noise, and so it's Sunday afternoon, and my husband has come home from hunting, and we are still looking for it. 00:27:19.279 --> 00:27:26.720 We are looking for this fire smoke alarm, whatever it's called, carbon monoxide alarm something, right? 00:27:26.880 --> 00:27:28.079 Something is beeping. 00:27:28.400 --> 00:27:37.279 So um my husband's like pulling out the china hutch, and I'm like, I think it's inside the china hutch, and he's like, Why would it be inside the china hutch? 00:27:37.359 --> 00:27:39.039 I'm like, I don't know, but I feel like it is. 00:27:39.359 --> 00:27:46.160 So I I take things out and I start taking things and more and more things out, and lo and behold, there it is. 00:27:46.319 --> 00:27:56.640 There is a smoke detector in one of the cupboards of the China Hatch because everyone stores smoke detectors in their China Hatch, don't you? 00:27:58.720 --> 00:28:03.119 So the story gets better, and I'm relieved that it's there. 00:28:03.200 --> 00:28:04.960 My mom is relieved, everything it's good, right? 00:28:05.039 --> 00:28:05.759 We're all good with it. 00:28:05.920 --> 00:28:24.319 So Monday I am working from home and I decide that I'm going to put something on the TV so that I can concentrate and because I need some some white noise, and I put on the show Nobody Wants This is on Netflix, and I'm um working and I hear the beeping noise. 00:28:24.640 --> 00:28:26.160 And I'm like, Are you kidding me? 00:28:26.559 --> 00:28:29.839 I have a smoke detector that's going out in my house as well. 00:28:30.160 --> 00:28:35.039 So I go to our smoke detectors, all of them, and they're not beeping. 00:28:35.359 --> 00:28:39.680 I'm in the bathroom, I'm like everywhere in the house, and I'm like, where is this coming from? 00:28:39.839 --> 00:28:43.039 I go upstairs, it's not there, and I'm like, this is absolutely ridiculous. 00:28:43.119 --> 00:28:47.920 So I come back down to the T and then where the TV's at and where my computer is at, and I hear it again. 00:28:48.079 --> 00:28:52.079 And I'm like, seriously, thinking I'm going crazy. 00:28:52.400 --> 00:28:58.960 And then I stop and I listen to the TV, and they're talking about the smoke alarm on the TV. 00:28:59.119 --> 00:29:04.319 So this whole time, this whole time, I'm looking for the smoke detector. 00:29:04.480 --> 00:29:05.759 It's actually on TV. 00:29:06.480 --> 00:29:07.279 Oh my god. 00:29:08.240 --> 00:29:09.920 I thought I was going crazy, Lena. 00:29:10.079 --> 00:29:11.039 You were kind of going crazy. 00:29:11.920 --> 00:29:12.240 Oh my god. 00:29:12.559 --> 00:29:13.519 That's exactly what was happening. 00:29:15.519 --> 00:29:27.119 In your defense, I saw that episode last night, and it's the mother and a daughter talking and just holding on a conversation while the

chirping is happening and they're not talking about it. 00:29:27.279 --> 00:29:27.839 Yes. 00:29:28.160 --> 00:29:35.519 For like a good several minutes of the episode, this chirping is happening and neither of them are acknowledging it. 00:29:35.759 --> 00:29:37.359 So thank you for that. 00:29:37.440 --> 00:29:37.599 Yeah. 00:29:37.759 --> 00:29:39.119 It makes me feel like that's so bad. 00:29:39.359 --> 00:29:41.039 I will come to your defense on that. 00:29:41.359 --> 00:29:43.759 But there is nothing worse than a chirping smoke detector. 00:29:43.920 --> 00:29:44.240 I agree. 00:29:44.480 --> 00:29:49.039 That either you can't figure out which one it is, right, or you can't get to it. 00:29:49.200 --> 00:29:49.440 Right. 00:29:49.599 --> 00:29:53.519 And my old house, it was a very large house with these 20-foot ceilings. 00:29:53.680 --> 00:29:54.319 Oh no. 00:29:54.559 --> 00:29:56.400 And how do you even get to those? 00:29:56.640 --> 00:29:59.119 Oh, really awful ladders. 00:29:59.519 --> 00:30:05.839 But um the last several years that we owned the house, uh, my ex did not live there. 00:30:05.920 --> 00:30:11.279 It was just me in this very large house with 1,300 square foot on the main floor of hardwood floor. 00:30:11.599 --> 00:30:14.480 So chirping really echoes on that floor, okay? 00:30:15.119 --> 00:30:21.440 So the foyer's 20-foot, and then the den and the living room are 12-foot ceilings. 00:30:22.400 --> 00:30:30.160 And after much determination in the middle of the night, I determined that it was the one in the den. 00:30:30.400 --> 00:30:32.559 So, oh no, it wasn't just chirping. 00:30:32.720 --> 00:30:38.559 What happened was our power went out, and that battery in that one was dead. 00:30:38.720 --> 00:30:48.240 And so, what happens when these hardwired smoke detectors, when your power goes out and the battery is no good, it goes off. 00:30:48.400 --> 00:30:49.680 Your smoke alarm goes off. 00:30:49.920 --> 00:30:50.799 It's not a chirping. 00:30:51.440 --> 00:30:52.319 So it's 2 a.m. 00:30:52.640 --> 00:31:04.000 And my daughter, who was probably 18 at the time, was living with me, and we are like pitch black out in the country, no lights except the flashlights that we have. 00:31:04.240 --> 00:31:13.519 We're managed to get a ladder out of the garage and into a setup, and it was this god-awful ladder, not just like a normal eight-frame ladder. 00:31:13.759 --> 00:31:17.839 It was one that my ex had bought that had like it was made to go every which way, right? 00:31:18.079 --> 00:31:23.440 Oh my god, so you have to unfold it and flip this and flip that and flip it and move it and gratch it this way. 00:31:23.759 --> 00:31:24.400 In the dark. 00:31:24.640 --> 00:31:25.839 In the dark. 00:31:27.359 --> 00:31:32.319 And my daughter and I are just like, we're both swearing like we would not believe. 00:31:32.880 --> 00:31:35.599 And we finally, we finally get it. 00:31:35.759 --> 00:31:49.759 I climb all the way up, and it's still not even tall enough to like, you know, I mean, I'm at like the second to top rung, and I'm still reaching up to get this thing in the dark with a flashlight, so I can open it and change the dam battery. 00:31:50.000 --> 00:31:53.200 So I don't know who designed those things. 00:31:54.480 --> 00:31:54.960 A man. 00:31:55.599 --> 00:32:02.960 But I very much wanted to call the I wanted to call the fire department, which I believe your mom wanted to do at one point too during this whole mess. 00:32:03.119 --> 00:32:14.160 I very much wanted to make to request a very handsome fireman come to my house and change this for me in the middle of the night, in the pitch black, and it was literally blaring. 00:32:14.319 --> 00:32:15.680 And you cannot think when those things are. 00:32:16.079 --> 00:32:16.480 No, you can't. 00:32:17.440 --> 00:32:17.759 You can't. 00:32:17.839 --> 00:32:20.480 My mom was like, Gabriela, just call the firemen's. 00:32:20.559 --> 00:32:21.519 Yes, call the firemen. 00:32:21.759 --> 00:32:23.759 Call the firemen's, they will come and they'll tell you where it is. 00:32:23.839 --> 00:32:25.119 I'm like, no, mom, they won't. 00:32:25.440 --> 00:32:26.079 They will not tell you. 00:32:26.400 --> 00:32:28.799 You're not gonna know it's in your notch. 00:32:30.480 --> 00:32:31.759 She's like, yes, they will. 00:32:31.839 --> 00:32:32.400 They have to know. 00:32:32.559 --> 00:32:33.440 They have to know that words. 00:32:33.680 --> 00:32:34.880 I'm like, how would they know? 00:32:35.119 --> 00:32:36.799 Unless it's the one that's installed. 00:32:37.680 --> 00:32:38.799 How would they know? 00:32:40.400 --> 00:32:44.960 So my my called my brother and had him on the speaker, and he's like, good God, don't do that. 00:32:45.119 --> 00:32:45.680 Don't do that. 00:32:45.920 --> 00:32:47.119 Don't call the firemen's. 00:32:47.279 --> 00:32:48.480 Don't call the firemen's. 00:32:48.720 --> 00:32:50.960 Don't because your brother was a fireman's. 00:32:51.119 --> 00:32:51.680 He is. 00:32:52.079 --> 00:32:53.440 He is a fireman's. 00:32:54.079 --> 00:32:55.039 Please do not. 00:32:55.119 --> 00:32:56.640 We don't like those calls. 00:32:58.240 --> 00:32:59.680 Can you imagine if I did? 00:32:59.920 --> 00:33:00.720 Maybe lady. 00:33:00.960 --> 00:33:02.559 We don't know where it's chirping from. 00:33:04.480 --> 00:33:07.920 My fear is that I'll end up like your mom when I'm older. 00:33:08.400 --> 00:33:12.319 I'm just gonna end up with a random fire alarm somewhere deep in my dick. 00:33:13.599 --> 00:33:15.279 Just go beeping off, chirping. 00:33:15.680 --> 00:33:17.119 The chirping is the worst though. 00:33:17.200 --> 00:33:18.960 I just, yeah, all of it's horrible. 00:33:19.119 --> 00:33:21.119 A little PTSD from the TV show, not gonna lie. 00:33:21.440 --> 00:33:23.599 Yeah, yes, because you called me. 00:33:24.799 --> 00:33:27.359 You did call me right after you you were laughing though. 00:33:27.680 --> 00:33:31.839

Oh yeah, I was laughing hysterically because I was like, oh my gosh, like what are the chances of that? 00:33:31.920 --> 00:33:38.400 Like, I was literally thinking that I was losing my mind because what are the chances that my fire alarm or my smoke detectors would be like? 00:33:38.720 --> 00:33:40.720 Honestly, the chances are good for you, just so you know. 00:33:41.039 --> 00:33:41.599 It is true. 00:33:42.079 --> 00:33:42.559 It is true. 00:33:42.880 --> 00:33:47.839 When my ex and I were dividing up all stuff from the house, he asked if I wanted that ladder. 00:33:48.640 --> 00:33:49.200 What? 00:33:49.440 --> 00:33:52.319 My daughter and I immediately at the same time said, no. 00:33:54.559 --> 00:33:58.160 I do not blame your stupid ladder. 00:34:00.319 --> 00:34:02.000 This one a normal ladder. 00:34:02.160 --> 00:34:04.960 You know, just opens and closes, just like that. 00:34:06.559 --> 00:34:07.440 That's funny. 00:34:09.679 --> 00:34:11.039 Oh my goodness. 00:34:11.360 --> 00:34:12.239 Too funny. 00:34:12.880 --> 00:34:17.840 Listeners, uh, I would like you all to know that we are sitting here in costume tonight. 00:34:18.000 --> 00:34:18.400 Yes. 00:34:18.639 --> 00:34:22.159 Uh, in honor of the upcoming holiday. 00:34:22.400 --> 00:34:24.880 Uh, what are you two doing for Halloween? 00:34:26.000 --> 00:34:27.679 I'm giving out candy. 00:34:28.000 --> 00:34:28.320 Oh. 00:34:29.519 --> 00:34:31.760 I'll be consuming candy. 00:34:32.079 --> 00:34:33.440 You're not giving any candy. 00:34:33.840 --> 00:34:36.320 You're gonna stay in your house with your lights off. 00:34:36.559 --> 00:34:38.400 I was like, oh, you're gonna be trick-or-treating? 00:34:38.480 --> 00:34:40.320 I want to come trick-or-treating at your house. 00:34:41.519 --> 00:34:43.039 I'm giving away full-size candy bars. 00:34:43.199 --> 00:34:45.360 I was just gonna say, I you can trick-or-treat here too. 00:34:45.599 --> 00:34:47.440 I have full-size candy bars. 00:34:48.159 --> 00:34:52.000 Um, click the description below to see their addresses. 00:34:52.159 --> 00:34:53.119 I'll drop it in there. 00:34:53.360 --> 00:34:55.360 Hi everybody, come see us. 00:34:56.079 --> 00:34:59.360 Not my house, but I'll leave their addresses. 00:34:59.679 --> 00:35:06.400 Last year was my first year in this house, and before that, like I said, I lived in the boonies, so I didn't have any trick-or-treaters. 00:35:06.480 --> 00:35:10.480 So I had over 60 here last year, which was pretty awesome. 00:35:10.880 --> 00:35:11.920 So I'm prepared. 00:35:12.320 --> 00:35:19.519 I have lived in the same house for like 20-some years, and um we never have any trick-or-treaters. 00:35:19.599 --> 00:35:22.639 Like we the most we had last year was I think 16. 00:35:22.800 --> 00:35:22.960 Oh. 00:35:23.440 --> 00:35:27.039 And so I got lights on the house, I've decorated it all up. 00:35:27.360 --> 00:35:32.800 I was gonna say, and it's so strange because Gabriella lives in the neighborhood that

she and I grew up in. 00:35:33.599 --> 00:35:36.320 And that do you remember Halloween in the neighborhood? 00:35:36.639 --> 00:35:40.639 Like, yes, we're talking just hordes of children walking down those streets. 00:35:40.880 --> 00:35:41.840 Yeah, nightmare. 00:35:42.079 --> 00:35:43.360 Um, yeah, right? 00:35:43.599 --> 00:35:44.079 I know. 00:35:44.239 --> 00:35:46.480 Um, and so for you go they go by our house. 00:35:46.719 --> 00:35:52.079 And then also, you I was gonna say, you have so many Halloween decorations out every year, and it's amazing at your place. 00:35:52.159 --> 00:35:55.039 It's it's just crazy to me that you don't get they go by our house. 00:35:55.199 --> 00:35:56.480 They skip our house. 00:35:56.559 --> 00:35:57.760 I'm like, oh man. 00:35:58.639 --> 00:35:58.960 I know. 00:35:59.199 --> 00:36:03.679 But the people just um to that, they're like, oh my gosh, she's giving away full-sized candy bars. 00:36:03.760 --> 00:36:04.480 I'm like, I know. 00:36:04.639 --> 00:36:11.199 It's just really street because I live on a flag lot, and you wouldn't think that I'd get very many trick-or-treaters at Ottawa and I had over 60, so it's very strange. 00:36:11.440 --> 00:36:13.119 Is Ryan out there looking scary? 00:36:13.440 --> 00:36:13.599 No. 00:36:13.840 --> 00:36:15.920 He's like, Stay away, I want the candy for myself. 00:36:16.159 --> 00:36:17.119 Stay out of my yard. 00:36:17.360 --> 00:36:18.960 Ryan doesn't even answer the door. 00:36:19.119 --> 00:36:19.280 Oh. 00:36:19.599 --> 00:36:23.199 Well, he maybe he's like watching a movie or something. 00:36:23.360 --> 00:36:27.360 He doesn't like he doesn't answer the it's always me that answers the door. 00:36:27.440 --> 00:36:29.679 I turn off all my lights and pretend I'm not home. 00:36:30.719 --> 00:36:33.760 I mean, eventually, when it gets kind of late, I will do that. 00:36:33.840 --> 00:36:34.719 But it's on a Saturday night. 00:36:35.280 --> 00:36:38.000 It's on a Saturday night, and it's time change night. 00:36:38.079 --> 00:36:39.360 Yeah, like savings change. 00:36:39.519 --> 00:36:40.079 Yeah, right? 00:36:40.320 --> 00:36:41.360 Same, yeah. 00:36:42.000 --> 00:36:47.280 And yeah, so anyway, I will be handing out candy as well. 00:36:47.440 --> 00:36:50.480 Um, and you're welcome to trick-or-treat here, Lena. 00:36:50.639 --> 00:36:51.599 If you'd like to leave your house. 00:36:52.159 --> 00:36:52.880 Yeah, you're welcome to do that. 00:36:52.960 --> 00:36:56.880 If you'd like some full size, or I can just send you with some full-size candy because you are dressed up today. 00:36:57.119 --> 00:36:57.519 I am. 00:36:57.599 --> 00:37:01.840 I am trick or treat to she is trick-or-treating right now. 00:37:02.079 --> 00:37:05.280 So there will be a photo of us on our social media. 00:37:05.599 --> 00:37:07.519 Should we tell them what we're dressed up as? 00:37:08.719 --> 00:37:09.280 Sure. 00:37:09.519 --> 00:37:10.159 I mean. 00:37:11.039 --> 00:37:11.679 Should

we not? 00:37:11.840 --> 00:37:12.559 No, absolutely. 00:37:12.719 --> 00:37:13.679 What are you dressed up as? 00:37:13.920 --> 00:37:14.400 Lena? 00:37:14.639 --> 00:37:16.079 I'm dressed up as Stitch. 00:37:16.480 --> 00:37:18.480 From Lilo and Stitch. 00:37:23.119 --> 00:37:29.119 And is that an official Halloween costume or is it one of those like Snuggies that is like the Disney? 00:37:29.599 --> 00:37:30.400 These are sweatpants. 00:37:30.480 --> 00:37:32.239 Oh, it's sweatpants, okay. 00:37:32.719 --> 00:37:33.039 Okay. 00:37:33.280 --> 00:37:35.199 Um, there's it does look cozy. 00:37:35.280 --> 00:37:37.679 That's the perfect kind of Halloween costume, actually. 00:37:38.079 --> 00:37:38.800 Thank you, thank you. 00:37:38.880 --> 00:37:39.920 It is very cozy. 00:37:40.079 --> 00:37:40.800 It's got pockets. 00:37:41.199 --> 00:37:43.199 Gabriella, what are you dressed up as? 00:37:43.360 --> 00:37:45.440 I am dressed up as a hippie. 00:37:45.679 --> 00:37:47.199 And are you a hippie? 00:37:47.920 --> 00:37:48.880 I mean, I don't know. 00:37:49.119 --> 00:37:50.320 You look like a damn good hippie right now. 00:37:50.559 --> 00:37:50.800 Thank you. 00:37:50.880 --> 00:37:51.840 I appreciate your costume. 00:37:52.239 --> 00:37:52.639 You look the part. 00:37:52.880 --> 00:37:55.920 You really're a little too cuckoo to be a hippie. 00:37:56.480 --> 00:37:57.760 I think in the best way. 00:37:57.920 --> 00:38:00.320 I was like, I think it's out of love. 00:38:00.480 --> 00:38:01.920 I think hippies were cuckoo. 00:38:02.159 --> 00:38:02.960 Make love not work. 00:38:03.280 --> 00:38:03.840 Yeah. 00:38:04.960 --> 00:38:05.280 No. 00:38:05.840 --> 00:38:08.480 You're not you're not like chill enough to be a hippie. 00:38:08.639 --> 00:38:08.960 Oh. 00:38:09.199 --> 00:38:12.079 I think you're like You need to smoke a little more marijuana. 00:38:12.239 --> 00:38:15.360 Yeah, Mary Jay's a little Mary Jane. 00:38:16.159 --> 00:38:19.599 I actually had to use the Google, googlay it. 00:38:20.000 --> 00:38:20.400 How makeup. 00:38:21.119 --> 00:38:27.280 Yeah, I had to googlay it to see how women in the 70s, hippies in the 70s put their makeup on. 00:38:27.440 --> 00:38:31.760 Because I wasn't sure if it was like all natural or if it was a lot of makeup. 00:38:31.840 --> 00:38:32.880 And it was a lot of makeup. 00:38:33.199 --> 00:38:34.400 Dedicated to the craft. 00:38:34.639 --> 00:38:35.679 I know I was. 00:38:35.840 --> 00:38:39.440 Well, partly because I couldn't see in the glasses that I was wearing. 00:38:41.119 --> 00:38:43.599 So well, you did great. 00:38:43.760 --> 00:38:44.159 Thank you. 00:38:44.320 --> 00:38:44.800 Appreciate it. 00:38:44.880 --> 00:38:46.079 I did amazing. 00:38:46.480 --> 00:38:47.199 Thank you. 00:38:47.519 --> 00:38:50.239 And Amy, what are you dressed up as? 00:38:50.400 --> 00:38:50.960 I am Mrs. 00:38:51.039 --> 00:38:55.599 Roper, and I would like to say that Lena showed up here tonight not knowing who Mrs.

00:38:55.760 --> 00:38:56.719 Roper is. 00:38:56.960 --> 00:39:01.039 So for those of you who don't know, Google Mrs. 00:39:01.199 --> 00:39:06.079 Roper Three's Company, and you'll know all about it. 00:39:06.239 --> 00:39:07.760 So you'll know all about it. 00:39:08.000 --> 00:39:10.000 And you'll see why I choose to be. 00:39:17.519 --> 00:39:18.559 And I don't sing, so. 00:39:18.960 --> 00:39:20.639 Amy's gonna do a Broadway musical. 00:39:22.239 --> 00:39:22.559 Mrs. 00:39:22.800 --> 00:39:24.320 Robert, the musical. 00:39:25.840 --> 00:39:28.719 Ladies and gents, you heard it here first. 00:39:29.119 --> 00:39:32.239 We'll do a um certifiably awkward spin-off. 00:39:32.639 --> 00:39:33.039 Yes. 00:39:33.280 --> 00:39:33.440 Yeah. 00:39:33.679 --> 00:39:37.199 And we'll do a certifiably awkward, the musical. 00:39:37.360 --> 00:39:38.400 Yeah, the musical. 00:39:38.719 --> 00:39:39.199 Good lord. 00:39:39.440 --> 00:39:41.119 You know how much I hate musicals. 00:39:41.360 --> 00:39:42.000 I love music. 00:39:42.320 --> 00:39:43.840 Why do you hate musicals? 00:39:44.480 --> 00:39:47.119 I have never liked musical theater. 00:39:47.440 --> 00:39:51.679 Ladies and gentlemen, Amy does not like dad jokes or musicals. 00:39:52.000 --> 00:39:54.960 And there are my people out there right now listening to this going. 00:39:55.360 --> 00:39:57.360 No, you guys are all lame. 00:39:58.320 --> 00:39:59.679 Party poopers. 00:40:00.320 --> 00:40:01.360 Two thumbs down. 00:40:03.199 --> 00:40:06.800 Did I not turn a rap song into a Broadway musical earlier? 00:40:07.360 --> 00:40:07.599 You did. 00:40:08.079 --> 00:40:10.320 So I mean there's a time and a place, but. 00:40:10.719 --> 00:40:11.920 She did turn T.I. 00:40:12.079 --> 00:40:14.880 into a Broadway musical earlier, so. 00:40:15.360 --> 00:40:19.599 And my people are not gonna know what that is, so I just need to point that out. 00:40:19.760 --> 00:40:24.400 Um thank you again, listeners. 00:40:24.880 --> 00:40:26.320 Yeah, it's been 10 episodes. 00:40:26.559 --> 00:40:30.480 Thank you for your for supporting us through these ten episodes. 00:40:30.639 --> 00:40:31.360 Yes, thank you for listening. 00:40:31.760 --> 00:40:33.039 Awkward as they may have been. 00:40:33.199 --> 00:40:33.360 Yeah. 00:40:33.519 --> 00:40:34.159 We hope you laugh. 00:40:34.480 --> 00:40:34.639 Yes. 00:40:35.039 --> 00:40:37.519 Listening to SIAP all the time about nothing. 00:40:38.719 --> 00:40:40.559 Apparently, we're interesting. 00:40:41.519 --> 00:40:43.440 And if you want to join us, let us know. 00:40:43.599 --> 00:40:43.920 Yeah. 00:40:44.079 --> 00:40:51.519 We would love a guest, we would love a story, we would love something to share on this podcast besides our own awkward stories. 00:40:51.760 --> 00:40:54.000 So, because Gabriella's running out of awkwardness. 00:40:54.239 --> 00:40:55.519 I don't know about that. 00:40:56.239 --> 00:40:57.840 I'm very vulnerable. 00:40:59.039 --> 00:41:00.000 Stop it. 00:41:01.599 --> 00:41:02.719 Very vulnerable. 00:41:03.519 --> 00:41:04.239 That's it. 00:41:04.400 --> 00:41:05.679 Have a good one, everyone. 00:41:05.920 --> 00:41:06.320 Bye. 00:41:06.800 --> 00:41:07.440 Bye.