บทถอดความฉบับเต็มของ Adam Devine: Medium Dick Energy (REVISIT)

00:03:49.800 Thanks, thanks. Okay, so we're going to get into it. 82 00:03:49.879 --> 00:03:50.159 Okay. 83 00:03:50.379 --> 00:03:52.650 Okay, here we go. I'm going to just do this 84 00:03:52.669 --> 00:03:57.639 little intro that... The world needs. Okay. Adam, welcome to 85 00:03:57.680 --> 00:04:01.280 Call Her Daddy. Okay. 86 00:04:01.599 --> 00:04:03.560 Oh, I thought we were doing the Adam Levine bit. 87 00:04:04.310 --> 00:04:06.270 No, but I thought for a second you were going 88 00:04:06.289 --> 00:04:08.550 to say thank you. I don't know why. And that 89 00:04:08.610 --> 00:04:12.530 little like, was like so creepy with the straw. Okay, 90 00:04:12.550 --> 00:04:13.270 I'm going to start over. 91 00:04:13.330 --> 00:04:13.729 Here we go. 92 00:04:14.810 --> 00:04:16.129 Adam, welcome to Call Her Daddy. 93 00:04:16.189 --> 00:04:16.529 Thank you. 94 00:04:17.610 --> 00:04:21.230 I just have to tell you that I was a 95 00:04:21.269 --> 00:04:23.430 huge Maroon 5 fan and I'm really glad that you 96 00:04:23.449 --> 00:04:27.110 decided- to sit down with me today and talk about 97 00:04:27.310 --> 00:04:32.250 the scandal surrounding the infidelity in your marriage. How many 98 00:04:32.329 --> 00:04:37.180 times did you cheat on your wife with women that 99 00:04:37.220 --> 00:04:38.199 you met on Instagram? 100 00:04:40.360 --> 00:04:42.759 Zero times. 101 00:04:42.839 --> 00:04:45.980 It's Adam Devine, not Adam Levine. Thank fucking God. 102 00:04:46.000 --> 00:04:47.459 Thank fucking God. 103 00:04:48.180 --> 00:04:49.480 Adam, welcome to Call Her Daddy. 104 00:04:49.540 --> 00:04:49.899 Thank you. 105 00:04:50.399 --> 00:04:51.519 One fucking letter. 106 00:04:52.040 --> 00:04:55.500 One letter. It's so close. I actually, I met Adam 107 00:04:55.540 --> 00:04:59.720 Levine once at a party. And yeah, I'm cool like that. 108 00:04:59.920 --> 00:05:03.540 And it was a whole Halloween party. I was dressed 109 00:05:03.579 --> 00:05:05.819 as a wizard. So it wasn't me being cool at all. 110 00:05:05.939 --> 00:05:08.019 I'm like a wizard with like a wizard staff of 111 00:05:08.079 --> 00:05:11.120 like beer cans taped together, you know. Love that. And 112 00:05:11.639 --> 00:05:13.699 I go up to him. I was all excited and 113 00:05:13.779 --> 00:05:17.199 was like, Adam Levine, I'm Adam Devine. He's like, yeah, no, 114 00:05:17.379 --> 00:05:22.189 I know. And I'm like, I get Adam Levine all 115 00:05:22.230 --> 00:05:25.189 the time on Twitter where people are like, at me, 116 00:05:25.370 --> 00:05:29.810 Adam Devine, but then say, is so hot, shirtless, singing. Like, 117 00:05:29.850 --> 00:05:32.110 I just went to his concert. And I'm like, it 118 00:05:32.230 --> 00:05:33.970 happens to me all the time. I'm sure you get 119 00:05:34.009 --> 00:05:37.600 me sometimes too on Twitter, right? And he goes, literally never. 120 00:05:39.379 --> 00:05:43.509 Literally never. You're like, Okay, never, not even one time? 121 00:05:43.529 --> 00:05:44.470 And he's like, mm-mm. 122 00:05:45.050 --> 00:05:47.589 So he is a fucking dick. No, I love that. 123 00:05:48.850 --> 00:05:51.360 Sort of have, like, but also invite me back to 124 00:05:51.379 --> 00:05:52.160 the Halloween party. 125 00:05:52.180 --> 00:05:53.800 Right, you're like, I will come back as a wizard. 126 00:05:54.540 --> 00:05:57.660 Do you think actually people thought that it was you 127 00:05:57.680 --> 00:05:58.279 in that situation? 128 00:05:58.300 --> 00:06:02.160 People did. Like, it wasn't, that's, I like, I would never, 129 00:06:02.420 --> 00:06:06.430 I'm not big into, like, inserting myself into someone else's drama. 130 00:06:06.490 --> 00:06:08.930 I'm like, this guy is already going through it. And 131 00:06:09.009 --> 00:06:15.769 so I was, like, steering clear. And then like news organizations. 132 00:06:15.949 --> 00:06:17.990 I forget what it was. It was like the Baltimore, 133 00:06:18.750 --> 00:06:21.769 like their local news. Their headline was Adam Devine cheats 134 00:06:21.829 --> 00:06:25.250 on pregnant wife and said Adam Devine. And then I 135 00:06:25.290 --> 00:06:28.350 was getting so many people that were just DMing me being, 136 00:06:28.389 --> 00:06:31.269 how fucking dare you? And then you look at their page. 137 00:06:31.779 --> 00:06:33.680 And I'm like, this person does not follow me. They 138 00:06:33.720 --> 00:06:37.060 have no, they are not workaholic fans. They have not 139 00:06:37.139 --> 00:06:40.310 seen my movies. Like they truly were a Maroon 5 140 00:06:40.310 --> 00:06:44.149 fan and now hate me on accident. Like somehow clicked 141 00:06:44.189 --> 00:06:48.129 the wrong thing. And so I was getting legitimately hundreds 142 00:06:48.420 --> 00:06:48.879 of DMs. 143 00:06:48.959 --> 00:06:51.199 And did your wife at all be like, give me 144 00:06:51.220 --> 00:06:54.339 your fucking phone. Just let me check. Let me just 145 00:06:54.360 --> 00:06:55.279 check this out. 146 00:06:55.439 --> 00:06:56.480 The name is too close. 147 00:06:57.000 --> 00:06:59.899 Like it could be you too. Dude, that's so fucking 148 00:06:59.939 --> 00:07:02.670 crazy because I remember when you posted the Instagram and 149 00:07:02.689 --> 00:07:04.769 the caption and it was just brilliant of you to 150 00:07:04.829 --> 00:07:07.129 just be like, hey, just so you know, like we're 151 00:07:07.149 --> 00:07:09.250 good over here. My wife and I are happy. I'm 152 00:07:09.290 --> 00:07:10.290 not cheating. 153 00:07:10.730 --> 00:07:12.569 Yeah, I guess I am a comedic genius. 154 00:07:12.860 --> 00:07:13.040 Yeah. 155 00:07:13.399 --> 00:07:16.019 You're pretty good. You're not bad. I probably shouldn't have 156 00:07:16.060 --> 00:07:18.079 given you a straw. 157 00:07:18.199 --> 00:07:20.110 Too much work I'm doing over there. 158 00:07:37.589 --> 00:07:40.769 You know that idea you can't stop thinking about? The 159 00:07:40.829 --> 00:07:42.410 one you want to turn into a

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feel like if you're not from there, you just haven't 201 00:09:35.289 --> 00:09:39.019 been there. So there's like no stereotypes. People are just 202 00:09:39.059 --> 00:09:39.919 like Nebraska. 203 00:09:41.220 --> 00:09:41.759 Huh? 204 00:09:43.379 --> 00:09:47.360 Wow. I've never really. 205 00:09:47.379 --> 00:09:47.450 Huh? 206 00:09:49.679 --> 00:09:52.490 So there's no stereotypes. So I feel like when they 207 00:09:52.509 --> 00:09:55.809 meet me, they're like, that's what you look like. Yeah. Well, 208 00:09:55.830 --> 00:09:58.129 I mean, I feel like I look like I'm from Nebraska. 209 00:09:58.149 --> 00:10:01.740 I'm like, you're like, yeah, this guy eats. steak. He 210 00:10:01.879 --> 00:10:05.279 eats corn a lot. You could tell he isn't off 211 00:10:05.320 --> 00:10:09.769 the carbs. He's full carbo loading with baked potatoes on 212 00:10:09.809 --> 00:10:11.149 the reg. Right. 213 00:10:11.389 --> 00:10:13.070 Like a white guy from Nebraska. 214 00:10:13.090 --> 00:10:16.330 Yeah, they're like, he puts real butter on his potatoes. 215 00:10:17.649 --> 00:10:20.870 You know what? That's a really great way to explain 216 00:10:20.950 --> 00:10:23.730 it because I wasn't– I think as I was thinking 217 00:10:23.750 --> 00:10:26.610 about this question, that's exactly what– I was wanting you 218 00:10:26.649 --> 00:10:28.490 to tell me something that I didn't know about Nebraska 219 00:10:28.509 --> 00:10:29.769 because I'm like, I don't know much. 220 00:10:30.029 --> 00:10:33.500 Yeah, we're just– we're a sturdy people. Heart, you know, 221 00:10:33.639 --> 00:10:35.440 salt of the earth, I think they say. 222 00:10:35.519 --> 00:10:36.220 Okay, yeah. 223 00:10:36.279 --> 00:10:37.779 I don't know what that phrase means, but. 224 00:10:37.779 --> 00:10:39.519 I love it, though. We're going to go with it. 225 00:10:39.899 --> 00:10:42.840 Do you think that there's like an accent happening there 226 00:10:42.879 --> 00:10:45.360 that we don't know about, like a Nebraska accent? 227 00:10:46.340 --> 00:10:46.460 Yeah. 228 00:10:47.259 --> 00:10:50.509 No, people in Nebraska think that our accent is like flat. 229 00:10:50.549 --> 00:10:53.090 But when I moved to California for the first time, 230 00:10:53.110 --> 00:10:56.990 I was on some like head shop on Hollywood Boulevard 231 00:10:57.029 --> 00:11:00.220 being like, you can just buy pipes? What? This is crazy. 232 00:11:00.879 --> 00:11:05.460 And the guy behind the counter was like, where are 233 00:11:05.500 --> 00:11:07.899 you from? So I think I must have had an accent. 234 00:11:07.919 --> 00:11:09.759 I don't think I have much of one anymore. What 235 00:11:09.779 --> 00:11:10.139 do you think? 236 00:11:11.179 --> 00:11:14.490 I can hear like a tiny twang. But what I, 237 00:11:14.950 --> 00:11:17.409 I am from a little twang, like a little, like 238 00:11:17.529 --> 00:11:20.529 it's not Southern. It's not, it's something. 239 00:11:20.549 --> 00:11:21.549 It's unique. 240 00:11:21.690 --> 00:11:21.889 Yeah. 241 00:11:21.909 --> 00:11:23.669 A little, a little salt and pepper. 242 00:11:23.730 --> 00:11:26.850 Exactly. The salt and pepper meat and potatoes vibe. 243 00:11:26.870 --> 00:11:27.289 That's right. 244 00:11:27.370 --> 00:11:31.370 I'm from Philadelphia outside of it though. And I'm just 245 00:11:31.409 --> 00:11:34.649 so happy that I don't have the Philly accent. Do 246 00:11:34.669 --> 00:11:35.669 you know the Philly accent? 247 00:11:36.200 --> 00:11:41.360 It's atrocious. Yeah. So I'm glad you don't have it. No, 248 00:11:41.379 --> 00:11:42.740 I don't know. I don't know if I could do 249 00:11:42.759 --> 00:11:46.649 a Philly accent, but I will say that Philly, I've 250 00:11:46.690 --> 00:11:49.870 had a great, I've done awesome shows there and I've 251 00:11:49.929 --> 00:11:52.429 had a great times there, but it was one of 252 00:11:52.490 --> 00:11:54.669 the few places, and Boston's kind of like this too, 253 00:11:54.970 --> 00:11:58.500 where people just like want to fight you. Like it 254 00:11:58.539 --> 00:12:00.580 was like right when Workaholics just came out. So we 255 00:12:00.600 --> 00:12:03.940 were like newly famous or whatever. And we like went 256 00:12:03.980 --> 00:12:07.330 there on some sort of tour. And this guy, we 257 00:12:07.350 --> 00:12:11.519 were like, Genos or Pats? Cheesesteaks? We're going to try both. 258 00:12:11.820 --> 00:12:14.200 And we're eating there and some guy was like, fuck you. 259 00:12:14.279 --> 00:12:18.539 You think you're cool, huh? Oh, fucking Mr. Hollywood. And 260 00:12:18.580 --> 00:12:20.720 I'm like, I'm going to have to fight a man. 261 00:12:21.200 --> 00:12:22.679 You're like, I just wanted a cheesesteak. 262 00:12:22.730 --> 00:12:23.470 Hi, sir. 263 00:12:23.549 --> 00:12:26.029 And I'm not like a confrontational guy. So I'm like, 264 00:12:26.149 --> 00:12:29.110 I got to put up my dukes. I'm like, do 265 00:12:29.149 --> 00:12:30.809 I call them dukes? I don't know. I'm going to 266 00:12:30.830 --> 00:12:32.289 get my ass kicked by this guy. 267 00:12:32.450 --> 00:12:36.860 You're so accurate. Number one, Let me just proclaim this 268 00:12:36.899 --> 00:12:39.860 so that no one in Philly hates me now and 269 00:12:39.879 --> 00:12:40.399 comes for me. 270 00:12:40.600 --> 00:12:41.620 I've had a great time there. 271 00:12:41.820 --> 00:12:42.139 Love. 272 00:12:42.220 --> 00:12:43.600 Aggressive, aggressive people. 273 00:12:44.159 --> 00:12:47.909 The fans are so aggressive. I grew up, my dad 274 00:12:47.950 --> 00:12:49.230 worked for the Philadelphia Flyers. 275 00:12:49.429 --> 00:12:49.929 Oh, cool. 276 00:12:49.990 --> 00:12:51.909 And so I would always go to these hockey games. 277 00:12:52.539 --> 00:12:55.159 And after every game or in the middle of the games, 278 00:12:55.220 --> 00:12:57.299 I would always be asking my parents, like, why is 279 00:12:57.340 --> 00:13:00.600 everyone so angry? Like, we're even

winning. Like, why are 280 00:13:00.639 --> 00:13:02.419 we angry? Now they're losing all the time. And it's like, no, 281 00:13:02.440 --> 00:13:06.100 they're really angry. But it's such an aggressive mentality. And 282 00:13:06.139 --> 00:13:09.279 it's a little scary. But what's scarier is, yes, the accent. Like, 283 00:13:09.480 --> 00:13:10.720 do you know what we call water? 284 00:13:12.259 --> 00:13:15.019 Like water. Wooder. Wooder with a D. 285 00:13:15.090 --> 00:13:17.409 I'm going home to drink some wooder. 286 00:13:18.409 --> 00:13:19.720 You're going home to drink some water. 287 00:13:19.740 --> 00:13:21.860 Going home to drink some water. Go Eagles. 288 00:13:22.320 --> 00:13:25.460 Yeah, I think in Omaha we don't say water. We 289 00:13:25.500 --> 00:13:29.759 say water. It's not great. We do say like mom. 290 00:13:30.559 --> 00:13:30.659 Oh. 291 00:13:30.820 --> 00:13:33.620 Like mom. Dad. 292 00:13:34.700 --> 00:13:35.399 Mom. 293 00:13:35.419 --> 00:13:38.110 So it's like a mouth opening. 294 00:13:38.409 --> 00:13:41.669 Yeah, it's like vowels just like fall out of your mouth. 295 00:13:41.750 --> 00:13:46.009 Okay, but at least you're enunciating. You know what I mean? 296 00:13:46.049 --> 00:13:47.929 That's a little bit better. So Philly, love you all. 297 00:13:47.950 --> 00:13:50.009 Shout out. But if you say water, it's fucking water. 298 00:13:50.210 --> 00:13:50.370 Yeah. 299 00:13:50.690 --> 00:13:52.970 One thing I love about you is that you do 300 00:13:53.070 --> 00:13:57.889 seem like you are entirely open about just putting yourself 301 00:13:57.950 --> 00:13:59.490 out there. You don't give a shit what people think. 302 00:13:59.629 --> 00:14:01.710 So can you give us some advice for someone that's 303 00:14:01.750 --> 00:14:07.669 listening that's introverted, shy, a little insecure? How do you 304 00:14:07.740 --> 00:14:09.460 get to a place where you're like, I don't give 305 00:14:09.509 --> 00:14:11.480 a fuck what people think about me. I'm just going 306 00:14:11.500 --> 00:14:12.100 to do what I do. 307 00:14:12.600 --> 00:14:13.120 I tell. 308 00:14:14.690 --> 00:14:19.990 I'm always giving advice. No, but I feel like it just, 309 00:14:20.389 --> 00:14:28.419 nothing matters. It just doesn't matter. Like it doesn't. I 310 00:14:28.440 --> 00:14:33.240 would say 99.5% of the time, it just doesn't matter. 311 00:14:33.519 --> 00:14:36.600 Like what that person thinks of you. They're not thinking 312 00:14:36.659 --> 00:14:39.879 about what you just said. Like they, you, my wife 313 00:14:39.919 --> 00:14:41.659 does this all the time where she'll say something and 314 00:14:41.700 --> 00:14:44.860 then like, I, she's like tossing and turning and she 315 00:14:44.879 --> 00:14:48.000 can't sleep. And I'm like, what's going on over there? 316 00:14:48.019 --> 00:14:50.679 I'm like, are you okay? Are you having like night convulsions? 317 00:14:51.179 --> 00:14:53.509 And she's like, no, I said this thing that I 318 00:14:53.549 --> 00:14:56.490 shouldn't have said. And then I'm like, what? And then 319 00:14:56.529 --> 00:14:58.970 she'll tell me and I'm like, oh, they don't, they're 320 00:14:58.990 --> 00:15:01.529 not thinking about that even a little bit. Like they, 321 00:15:01.669 --> 00:15:04.309 no one thinks about anyone else. We're only thinking about 322 00:15:04.370 --> 00:15:06.009 ourselves all the time. 323 00:15:06.549 --> 00:15:10.769 So fucking true. Listen, I love men. I love women. 324 00:15:10.789 --> 00:15:13.240 I love everyone. But women do have a tendency a 325 00:15:13.340 --> 00:15:16.100 little bit more to like overanalyze, which I think can 326 00:15:16.120 --> 00:15:17.500 be a superpower at times. 327 00:15:17.700 --> 00:15:18.340 They're smarter. 328 00:15:18.379 --> 00:15:22.250 We're smarter. We're more tuned in. We should run the world. However, 329 00:15:22.610 --> 00:15:25.049 it can be a deficit when we're up at night. 330 00:15:25.110 --> 00:15:27.370 My boyfriend does the same thing. He's like, your legs 331 00:15:27.409 --> 00:15:30.690 are now like twitching. Like, just tell me what happened. 332 00:15:30.730 --> 00:15:32.090 I don't know what to do with my legs. 333 00:15:32.269 --> 00:15:39.320 You're literally like, um, comfortable. Can I tell you something? 334 00:15:39.669 --> 00:15:41.590 My wife is going to watch this podcast and be 335 00:15:41.789 --> 00:15:44.570 tossing and turning and be like, and I'm like, what's wrong? 336 00:15:44.649 --> 00:15:48.960 She's like, your legs. What were you saying with those legs? 337 00:15:49.139 --> 00:15:49.379 What? 338 00:15:49.480 --> 00:15:49.980 My legs. 339 00:15:50.860 --> 00:15:54.320 Let me just clarify so you feel better. This chair, 340 00:15:54.340 --> 00:15:55.799 these chairs. 341 00:15:55.820 --> 00:16:00.629 Are 87 inches deep. There's a full on grown man 342 00:16:00.690 --> 00:16:02.470 laying down level deep. 343 00:16:02.929 --> 00:16:05.870 They have caused such. issues and i this is the 344 00:16:05.909 --> 00:16:09.590 issue i think that all the fans watching fucking love 345 00:16:09.629 --> 00:16:11.649 them they i always get where'd you get the chairs 346 00:16:11.690 --> 00:16:13.230 where'd you get the chairs i want the chairs when 347 00:16:13.250 --> 00:16:17.240 you're in person when you're in person you can't and 348 00:16:17.289 --> 00:16:19.740 imagine a woman in a skirt and heels oh yeah 349 00:16:19.779 --> 00:16:22.960 that's the moment where i say i'm sorry yes you 350 00:16:23.059 --> 00:16:25.059 you're gonna figure it out you got your pants. 351 00:16:25.000 --> 00:16:27.799 On yeah i am wearing pants this is good i've 352 00:16:27.820 --> 00:16:32.000 been a nude in a film before so i i'm perfectly. 353 00:16:31.620 --> 00:16:34.059 Okay I just want you to know if you squirm around, 354 00:16:34.080 --> 00:16:38.299 no one's judging you because we're moving chairs. We're moving houses, actually, 355

00:16:38.340 --> 00:16:39.879 but we're also leaving these chairs behind. 356 00:16:39.899 --> 00:16:41.460 All right. I'll take them. Okay. 357 00:16:41.659 --> 00:16:46.679 Oh, okay. Okay, great. Let's talk about Workaholics. Okay. To 358 00:16:46.779 --> 00:16:48.929 anyone that hasn't watched it, you live under a rock. 359 00:16:49.029 --> 00:16:52.830 It's about three dudes in their 20s that live together 360 00:16:53.230 --> 00:16:54.149 and work together. 361 00:16:54.169 --> 00:16:54.570 That's right. 362 00:16:54.990 --> 00:16:57.750 How did you meet your co-stars and who came up 363 00:16:57.769 --> 00:16:58.610 with the premise of the show? 364 00:17:00.179 --> 00:17:03.230 Well, I met Blake and Kyle, who played Carl, our 365 00:17:03.250 --> 00:17:05.529 drug dealer on the show, who ended up directing most 366 00:17:05.569 --> 00:17:10.630 of our episodes. We met in improv class at Community College, 367 00:17:10.910 --> 00:17:13.990 at Orange Coast College in Costa Mesa, California. 368 00:17:14.009 --> 00:17:14.670 That's dope. 369 00:17:14.730 --> 00:17:17.150 Yeah. And it was like day one of improv class. 370 00:17:17.230 --> 00:17:19.319 And at the time, Blake, he has this like long, 371 00:17:19.940 --> 00:17:23.779 cool dude hair. And he had this like tiny little fro. 372 00:17:24.400 --> 00:17:27.180 And in high school, they called him Afrofetus because he 373 00:17:27.220 --> 00:17:31.119 was so skinny with this tiny little afro. And, uh, 374 00:17:32.119 --> 00:17:34.829 he really has blossomed as he's gotten older. Cause he's 375 00:17:34.849 --> 00:17:38.150 like considered like hot boy now. Uh, but he was 376 00:17:38.329 --> 00:17:42.829 homely as fuck back then. I'm looking at you, Blake. And, uh, 377 00:17:43.170 --> 00:17:45.250 and he, I just thought he was so funny. So 378 00:17:45.410 --> 00:17:47.799 afterwards it was weird. Cause it was like, I was 379 00:17:48.740 --> 00:17:52.279 sort of like hitting on my friend, you know, where like, 380 00:17:52.559 --> 00:17:56.339 I remember like my other buddy was like, what's going 381 00:17:56.420 --> 00:17:57.680 on over there? Because I came up to him a 382 00:17:57.680 --> 00:18:01.440 little nervous. I was like, hey, what's up? If you'd 383 00:18:01.480 --> 00:18:05.299 be down for it, it'd be cool if perhaps me 384 00:18:05.319 --> 00:18:08.529 and you could get together and write some comedy bits together. 385 00:18:08.549 --> 00:18:12.490 And Blake's like, yeah, I think that'd be cool, man. 386 00:18:13.009 --> 00:18:16.750 And then I moved up to LA from Orange County 387 00:18:16.769 --> 00:18:21.289 about a year later and met Anders at the Second City, 388 00:18:22.210 --> 00:18:23.470 which is a improv school. 389 00:18:23.950 --> 00:18:27.119 I can imagine being in an improv class. There's some 390 00:18:27.180 --> 00:18:31.059 characters in there. Like, do you think you thrived in 391 00:18:31.200 --> 00:18:33.440 improv class or did you keep to yourself a little 392 00:18:33.460 --> 00:18:33.740 bit there? 393 00:18:33.779 --> 00:18:35.869 I kept to myself a little bit. I mean, like, 394 00:18:36.730 --> 00:18:41.430 because I would say, like, improv classes are weird. Have 395 00:18:41.450 --> 00:18:42.089 you ever taken one? 396 00:18:42.849 --> 00:18:45.410 I kind of did in college, but that wasn't even 397 00:18:45.450 --> 00:18:46.059 a fucking thing. 398 00:18:46.119 --> 00:18:51.200 Yeah. So, like, I took– a lot, especially when I 399 00:18:51.220 --> 00:18:55.809 was like, like 18, 19. And there's always like a 400 00:18:55.990 --> 00:18:58.569 businessman who's just like the funny guy in the office. 401 00:18:58.950 --> 00:19:04.069 And then there's like 12 true lunatics who are just 402 00:19:04.130 --> 00:19:08.059 like the psychotic aunt who's just like, they say I'm funny. 403 00:19:08.119 --> 00:19:11.240 And you're like, oh my God, lady. And then there's 404 00:19:11.960 --> 00:19:15.420 like maybe two normal people who you'll end up seeing 405 00:19:15.500 --> 00:19:20.910 later on in life. Like I know like, Like Eric 406 00:19:21.009 --> 00:19:23.089 Andre was in an improv class of mine back in 407 00:19:23.130 --> 00:19:26.529 the day. And then all the workaholics guys and Jillian Bell, 408 00:19:26.569 --> 00:19:29.599 who was on workaholics, I knew from improv classes and stuff. 409 00:19:29.630 --> 00:19:31.670 So you can find little diamonds in the rough. There's 410 00:19:32.259 --> 00:19:34.200 on the periphery. You're like, I want to stay away 411 00:19:34.220 --> 00:19:36.619 from that person. That person's insane. 412 00:19:36.640 --> 00:19:36.759 Yeah. 413 00:19:36.859 --> 00:19:40.079 There's always like a few people that you can tell. 414 00:19:41.750 --> 00:19:44.480 aren't lunatics who are actually trying to figure out how 415 00:19:44.500 --> 00:19:46.380 to make this into a profession. 416 00:19:46.420 --> 00:19:48.609 So you come up with the show and it's fucking 417 00:19:48.630 --> 00:19:51.950 hilarious and, is there ever a point i'm thinking of 418 00:19:51.990 --> 00:19:55.039 like you guys then are friends and you're filming as 419 00:19:55.170 --> 00:19:58.210 friends was there ever a point in like a joke 420 00:19:58.279 --> 00:20:00.160 or a scare or something happening where you guys took 421 00:20:00.180 --> 00:20:01.960 it too far and like you couldn't air. 422 00:20:01.839 --> 00:20:04.500 It no there was never like we couldn't air it 423 00:20:04.559 --> 00:20:10.819 comedy central especially back then was like really uh really 424 00:20:10.900 --> 00:20:13.720 cool and open and down. I feel like we might 425 00:20:13.759 --> 00:20:16.259 not be able to get away with everything. Cause things 426 00:20:16.319 --> 00:20:19.339 are a little touchier now. Like we did one bit 427 00:20:20.019 --> 00:20:24.279 where Carl, the drug dealer, um, was sick of his 428 00:20:24.339 --> 00:20:27.819 penis and he wanted to remove it because it gets 429

00:20:27.880 --> 00:20:29.819 him in all the trouble in his life. And they 430 00:20:29.839 --> 00:20:34.460 were really worried about us being like transphobic or something. 431 00:20:35.000 --> 00:20:37.099 And we're like, well, it's not about that. He just 432 00:20:37.140 --> 00:20:39.339 doesn't want to have his penis. And that was like 433 00:20:39.380 --> 00:20:41.140 a real battle that we had for a while. But 434 00:20:41.240 --> 00:20:43.480 we ended up winning and the show was very funny. 435 00:20:43.519 --> 00:20:47.339 We did another episode where we go to our neighbor's 436 00:20:47.359 --> 00:20:50.589 house and they're having a pride party. And we think 437 00:20:50.640 --> 00:20:55.970 it's pride fighting, like UFC, like pride fighting. But they're 438 00:20:56.210 --> 00:20:58.670 a group of gay men having a pride party. And 439 00:20:58.769 --> 00:21:03.009 we go there and then we get blackout drunk and 440 00:21:03.049 --> 00:21:05.190 we pass out and we wake up in their bed. 441 00:21:05.339 --> 00:21:08.119 And I wake up and I think I have jizz 442 00:21:08.180 --> 00:21:11.930 on my face. And I'm like, oh, my God, I 443 00:21:11.970 --> 00:21:13.549 think we fucked each other. And then the two gay 444 00:21:13.569 --> 00:21:15.650 guys are like, you guys were really you guys were 445 00:21:15.670 --> 00:21:17.549 going at each other. You guys were fucking each other 446 00:21:17.569 --> 00:21:19.549 a lot last night. And so we go through that 447 00:21:19.650 --> 00:21:22.690 entire episode and we like a reeling with this. And 448 00:21:22.730 --> 00:21:24.210 then at the end of the day, we're like, I'm 449 00:21:24.250 --> 00:21:25.930 glad if I were to fuck a man, it was you. 450 00:21:26.710 --> 00:21:29.150 And we're together and we're like and we're together. And 451 00:21:29.170 --> 00:21:30.920 then we go back to that to him and we're 452 00:21:30.960 --> 00:21:34.039 like wearing rainbow shirts now and we're like. We're out 453 00:21:34.079 --> 00:21:36.769 and we're proud. We fuck each other now. And the 454 00:21:36.809 --> 00:21:38.809 guy's like, oh, we were kidding with you. It was 455 00:21:38.890 --> 00:21:42.069 toothpaste we put on your face. And we're like, was it? 456 00:21:42.390 --> 00:21:45.130 I wonder why my jizz was minty fresh. And then 457 00:21:45.490 --> 00:21:48.319 we were like, that's pushing the envelope, you know? But 458 00:21:48.359 --> 00:21:50.640 we like were up for a GLAAD award. They like 459 00:21:50.799 --> 00:21:51.900 loved the episode. 460 00:21:52.319 --> 00:21:55.660 With like the bro culture in the show, I personally 461 00:21:55.700 --> 00:21:58.119 find it very funny of how you guys like take 462 00:21:58.180 --> 00:22:00.109 it right to the edge in moments. And I do 463 00:22:00.130 --> 00:22:01.230 think that's hard to do though. 464 00:22:01.289 --> 00:22:03.789 The hardest part was like, it's sort of based on 465 00:22:03.849 --> 00:22:06.880 our actual personalities, like our characters. And then there's, it's 466 00:22:06.910 --> 00:22:09.900 just taken to 12, you know? So every once in 467 00:22:09.920 --> 00:22:12.680 a while, it'd be like, Durs is pitching a, uh, 468 00:22:13.000 --> 00:22:15.720 a joke and you're like, well, Adam, uh, is a 469 00:22:15.759 --> 00:22:19.980 fucking idiot. And like, also like egotistical and, but also 470 00:22:20.019 --> 00:22:21.720 kind of a bitch. So I think he would say, 471 00:22:21.779 --> 00:22:25.740 and I'm like, yeah, well, Anders has a stick up 472 00:22:25.759 --> 00:22:29.069 his ass and he thinks he's better than everyone else. 473 00:22:29.400 --> 00:22:32.500 And the character though, The character. 474 00:22:32.519 --> 00:22:34.319 Did you guys get in a lot of fights or no? 475 00:22:34.440 --> 00:22:38.490 No, not really. I mean, we're brothers, I feel. 476 00:22:38.730 --> 00:22:39.430 It's the brother fights. 477 00:22:39.470 --> 00:22:41.130 Yeah, we get in fights, but at the end of 478 00:22:41.150 --> 00:22:44.029 the day, you're like, all right, should we go get 479 00:22:44.069 --> 00:22:48.049 milkshakes or whatever fat kid thing we're about to go do? 480 00:22:48.230 --> 00:22:53.150 Yes. You basically booked Pitch Perfect around the time that 481 00:22:53.170 --> 00:22:54.759 you were filming Workaholics, right? 482 00:22:54.779 --> 00:22:55.210 That's right, yeah. 483 00:22:55.670 --> 00:22:59.029 What was the audition process like for Pitch Perfect? Where 484 00:22:59.049 --> 00:23:00.839 were you at in your life? Like how did it 485 00:23:00.900 --> 00:23:01.420 all come to be? 486 00:23:01.480 --> 00:23:05.500 I was shooting the second season of Workaholics and like 487 00:23:05.519 --> 00:23:08.740 Workaholics had just come out and like it kind of 488 00:23:08.779 --> 00:23:12.069 clicked right away when it came out. And I was like, 489 00:23:12.210 --> 00:23:14.609 I don't want to do an acapella. Well, at first 490 00:23:14.670 --> 00:23:16.990 I didn't know. And I thought it was a baseball movie. 491 00:23:17.029 --> 00:23:19.849 They sent me the sides and it's Pitch Perfect. And 492 00:23:19.930 --> 00:23:22.900 I was like, you know, I don't, have time to 493 00:23:22.940 --> 00:23:26.299 go audition right now. Like I'm doing my show and 494 00:23:26.319 --> 00:23:29.950 it was really precious about workaholics and they're like, just go. 495 00:23:30.009 --> 00:23:32.250 The producers like you just go. So I went on 496 00:23:32.329 --> 00:23:35.150 my lunch break from workaholics and like went down and 497 00:23:35.210 --> 00:23:38.690 auditioned and I thought it was a baseball movie and 498 00:23:38.710 --> 00:23:43.000 I see all these hot ass dudes singing and I'm like, 499 00:23:43.380 --> 00:23:46.500 you're not going to get the baseball movie singing fucking pussy. 500 00:23:46.519 --> 00:23:46.779 You know? 501 00:23:47.200 --> 00:23:49.200 And then I go in and it turns out it's 502 00:23:49.240 --> 00:23:52.740 not a baseball

movie at all. And then I'm quickly 503 00:23:52.980 --> 00:23:55.279 learning the sides, and I'm like, oh, shit, this isn't 504 00:23:55.299 --> 00:23:57.160 baseball at all. And I go in, and I do 505 00:23:57.180 --> 00:24:00.049 the audition, and they ask me what song I prepared. 506 00:24:00.190 --> 00:24:02.630 And I didn't prepare a song, so I'm like, I 507 00:24:02.650 --> 00:24:05.069 didn't prepare a song. Take it or leave it. And 508 00:24:05.089 --> 00:24:07.410 they're like, leave it. Well, you have to sing. It's 509 00:24:07.490 --> 00:24:09.410 a singing movie. And I'm like, fuck. And so I 510 00:24:09.470 --> 00:24:12.869 sing whatever pops into your head. And the first song, 511 00:24:12.930 --> 00:24:16.480 swear to God, that popped into my head was Whatever 512 00:24:16.559 --> 00:24:22.220 Happened to Predictability? the milkman, the paper boy, the evening TV, 513 00:24:23.099 --> 00:24:27.720 which is the full house theme song. And they're like, well, 514 00:24:27.960 --> 00:24:30.539 they loved it. And I left and my agent calls. 515 00:24:30.559 --> 00:24:32.039 I was like, what do you think? And I'm like, 516 00:24:32.460 --> 00:24:35.009 I don't know. I morphed into like an 80 year 517 00:24:35.089 --> 00:24:38.400 old jazz singer. Like, I don't think I'm going to 518 00:24:38.829 --> 00:24:40.670 get the, I'm not, cause we have to sing like 519 00:24:40.750 --> 00:24:43.289 Rihanna and shit. I'm like, I didn't prove that I 520 00:24:43.309 --> 00:24:46.089 can sing. And then like, Oh, well get them next time. 521 00:24:46.109 --> 00:24:46.650 And then I got it. 522 00:24:46.890 --> 00:24:50.910 The fact that, In a moment of like kind of crisis, 523 00:24:51.369 --> 00:24:53.390 the first thing that popped to your fucking head was 524 00:24:53.690 --> 00:24:54.269 full house. 525 00:24:54.549 --> 00:24:54.829 Go. 526 00:24:54.849 --> 00:24:55.569 Yeah. 527 00:24:55.609 --> 00:24:57.450 It was just like, they're just like sinks to whatever 528 00:24:57.509 --> 00:24:58.410 popped into your head. 529 00:24:58.450 --> 00:25:04.400 And I'm like, I will say though, that was like 530 00:25:04.640 --> 00:25:05.599 very accurate. 531 00:25:06.019 --> 00:25:06.279 Yeah. 532 00:25:06.339 --> 00:25:07.960 I do a good, I do a good, whatever that 533 00:25:08.019 --> 00:25:10.660 guy's name is. Whoever that man is. 534 00:25:11.180 --> 00:25:12.369 Wow. Okay. 535 00:25:12.400 --> 00:25:13.869 So that's also great that you thought it was a 536 00:25:13.890 --> 00:25:14.670 baseball movie. 537 00:25:14.869 --> 00:25:15.289 I did. Yeah. 538 00:25:15.670 --> 00:25:19.130 We're learning that I don't really read my emails. Yeah. 539 00:25:19.369 --> 00:25:23.410 I sort of just read the headline and go, got it. 540 00:25:23.670 --> 00:25:27.230 I think it goes to my sort of mantra of 541 00:25:27.690 --> 00:25:30.809 nothing matters and it's fine. Yeah. 542 00:25:30.869 --> 00:25:33.750 Everyone that's going to get a job, don't prepare. Just 543 00:25:33.809 --> 00:25:35.450 like go wing it. 544 00:25:36.430 --> 00:25:38.109 I've never prepared a day in my life. 545 00:25:39.049 --> 00:25:40.769 And look where the fuck you are, Adam. 546 00:25:40.910 --> 00:25:43.029 And I'm wearing a suede jacket. 547 00:25:44.519 --> 00:25:47.339 You know what's fucking crazy, though? It looks great. 548 00:25:47.359 --> 00:25:48.079 Yeah, I think it's weird. 549 00:25:48.200 --> 00:25:52.059 Did you know that you were passionate about singing and 550 00:25:52.140 --> 00:25:53.509 acapella before Pitch Perfect? 551 00:25:53.609 --> 00:25:57.890 I'm not. I'm not passionate about singing or acapella. 552 00:25:59.710 --> 00:25:59.970 No. 553 00:26:00.549 --> 00:26:05.210 I still don't consider myself a singer. I'm just good 554 00:26:05.299 --> 00:26:06.470 at it. I can just do it. 555 00:26:06.839 --> 00:26:07.299 Got it. 556 00:26:07.519 --> 00:26:12.539 You know how some people... are just, can just like, 557 00:26:12.960 --> 00:26:16.200 they're just naturally a good dancer. They, like, I can 558 00:26:16.220 --> 00:26:19.180 just sing. Which, by the way, was so funny. I've 559 00:26:19.220 --> 00:26:21.769 always known I could sing. I've had like choir teachers 560 00:26:21.829 --> 00:26:24.109 in high school be like, you should join the swing choir. 561 00:26:24.130 --> 00:26:27.930 And I'm like, I want girls to like me. I'm like, no, 562 00:26:27.970 --> 00:26:33.549 thank you. And I called my dad when I booked 563 00:26:33.630 --> 00:26:36.450 Pitch Perfect. I'm like, dad, I booked this like studio movie. 564 00:26:36.549 --> 00:26:39.569 Universal's making it. And he's like, oh my God. Yeah, man. 565 00:26:39.589 --> 00:26:40.490 Nice. 566 00:26:41.289 --> 00:26:43.690 So what is it? And I go, it's called Pitch Perfect. 567 00:26:43.710 --> 00:26:46.059 He's like, baseball movie, cool. And I'm like, not a 568 00:26:46.079 --> 00:26:50.539 baseball movie. It's a singing acapella movie. And he goes, 569 00:26:51.400 --> 00:26:54.799 but you can't sing worth shit. And I go, yeah, 570 00:26:54.819 --> 00:26:58.849 I can sing. I'm a pretty good singer. And he goes, bullshit. 571 00:26:59.390 --> 00:27:01.210 And I'm like, all right, well, I'm doing this movie. 572 00:27:01.269 --> 00:27:03.109 And he goes, I'd find a way to get out 573 00:27:03.130 --> 00:27:06.170 of that one. And I'm like, I'm doing it. I'm 574 00:27:06.190 --> 00:27:06.660 going to do it. 575 00:27:07.009 --> 00:27:09.500 Okay, note to self, never listen to dad. That's also 576 00:27:09.539 --> 00:27:11.599 very interesting that you knew that you were good at singing, 577 00:27:11.660 --> 00:27:14.279 but you're not like singing around the house to your wife. 578 00:27:14.660 --> 00:27:14.839 No. 579 00:27:15.980 --> 00:27:18.500 Okay, but what would be your go-to karaoke song, Full House? 580 00:27:18.579 --> 00:27:20.259 I don't like karaoke, really. 581 00:27:21.299 --> 00:27:21.619 Really? 582 00:27:21.759 --> 00:27:24.750

Because I'm like, what I do for work is perform. 583 00:27:25.170 --> 00:27:28.369 So then when I'm not working, I don't want to 584 00:27:28.470 --> 00:27:29.410 then go work. 585 00:27:29.730 --> 00:27:30.029 Okay. 586 00:27:30.369 --> 00:27:33.410 That to me is what that is. Now, sometimes it'll 587 00:27:33.450 --> 00:27:36.619 be like, 3 a.m. and we're at someone's house and 588 00:27:36.640 --> 00:27:39.650 they bust out a karaoke machine, I'll get up there 589 00:27:39.710 --> 00:27:42.349 and try to sing Don't Stop Believin' or some bullshit. But, like, 590 00:27:42.890 --> 00:27:45.230 I'm not gonna just... You're not gonna do it. Yeah. 591 00:27:45.250 --> 00:27:46.450 But you are here to perform today. 592 00:27:46.950 --> 00:27:50.160 I won't do it. This is work. Okay, great. You're 593 00:27:50.180 --> 00:27:52.789 paying me in... What the fuck, Alex? 594 00:27:52.809 --> 00:27:53.609 No, there's more in there. 595 00:27:53.630 --> 00:27:54.069 Okay, there is. 596 00:27:54.150 --> 00:27:54.369 Okay, good. 597 00:27:54.390 --> 00:27:55.029 There's more in there. 598 00:27:55.069 --> 00:27:55.609 Just keep pouring. 599 00:27:55.630 --> 00:27:56.009 Keep it flowing. 600 00:27:56.109 --> 00:27:58.549 Okay, so last month, because I was going to say this, 601 00:27:58.670 --> 00:28:00.529 and you know what? You can deny me, but I'm 602 00:28:00.589 --> 00:28:03.069 just going to say it anyways. Last month, or two 603 00:28:03.109 --> 00:28:05.269 months ago, we had John Mayer on, and he did 604 00:28:05.289 --> 00:28:06.910 kind of like a Christmas song, right? 605 00:28:06.930 --> 00:28:07.009 Okay. 606 00:28:07.450 --> 00:28:10.349 Giving us a little Christmas cheer. So I was wondering 607 00:28:10.930 --> 00:28:13.609 if you would be interested in auditioning for the Call 608 00:28:13.650 --> 00:28:18.839 Her Daddy 4th of July song episode. 609 00:28:18.859 --> 00:28:20.160 All right, here we go. 610 00:28:20.400 --> 00:28:20.619 Okay. 611 00:28:20.640 --> 00:28:21.440 Silence. Silence. 612 00:28:23.039 --> 00:28:23.509 Quiet on set. 613 00:28:25.690 --> 00:28:31.009 Proud to be an American cause at least I know 614 00:28:31.190 --> 00:28:36.390 I'm free. Won't you want to stand up next to 615 00:28:36.490 --> 00:28:38.819 you in red, white. 616 00:28:38.940 --> 00:28:39.880 And blue? 617 00:28:40.619 --> 00:28:46.839 Grilling burgers on the grill. A bush light for me 618 00:28:47.140 --> 00:28:53.329 and you. Which essentially is Americana. 619 00:28:53.390 --> 00:28:53.910 Yeah. 620 00:28:53.930 --> 00:29:00.980 I really love that. Monster trucks, golden retrievers, lifted trucks. 621 00:29:01.000 --> 00:29:03.220 A lot of trucks. A lot of trucks. Should have 622 00:29:03.240 --> 00:29:03.839 stopped earlier. 623 00:29:04.220 --> 00:29:06.880 That was fucking phenomenal. You got the job. 624 00:29:07.809 --> 00:29:09.349 I think I was the only one to audition for it. 625 00:29:25.930 --> 00:29:26.529 It's here. 626 00:29:26.990 --> 00:29:31.950 Heineken Greenlight. October Bank Holiday Weekend Galway. Big acts. 627 00:29:32.450 --> 00:29:33.299 Intimate venues. 628 00:29:33.940 --> 00:29:39.180 Friday, October 23rd at Joshua Dayhen at Monroe's. Saturday, October 629 00:29:39.220 --> 00:29:32.789 24th Tickets at HeinekenGreenlight.ie Get the facts if you drink aware. 630 00:29:32.849 --> 00:30:00.230 Visit drinkaware.ie I'm going to go through a list of 631 00:30:00.329 --> 00:30:02.829 some like random topics that are happening in the world 632 00:30:02.890 --> 00:30:03.289 right now. 633 00:30:03.390 --> 00:30:03.670 Okay. 634 00:30:03.690 --> 00:30:04.930 And I want your take on them. 635 00:30:05.750 --> 00:30:06.190 Okay. 636 00:30:06.309 --> 00:30:06.549 Yes. 637 00:30:06.869 --> 00:30:11.369 Okay. Number one, telling your friend that you don't like 638 00:30:11.390 --> 00:30:11.930 their partner. 639 00:30:12.710 --> 00:30:14.089 Don't do it. Okay. 640 00:30:14.309 --> 00:30:14.509 Yeah. 641 00:30:14.549 --> 00:30:17.470 Don't just don't do it. You might lose your friend forever, 642 00:30:18.069 --> 00:30:21.890 but what they're going to do is I've done this 643 00:30:21.930 --> 00:30:26.099 before where they like left their partner and you're like, 644 00:30:26.160 --> 00:30:30.730 thank God. Ah, she sucked, dude. And then they get 645 00:30:30.769 --> 00:30:33.170 back together and then they get married and you're like. 646 00:30:33.190 --> 00:30:36.410 I was kidding. 647 00:30:36.430 --> 00:30:41.109 Dude, I'm a comedian. 648 00:30:42.210 --> 00:30:42.609 What? 649 00:30:43.789 --> 00:30:45.349 Never invited over to their house. 650 00:30:45.430 --> 00:30:47.900 What do you think about BDE? 651 00:30:47.920 --> 00:30:55.740 I have MDE. Medium dick energy. A big dick? 652 00:30:56.170 --> 00:30:56.490 Too much. 653 00:30:56.509 --> 00:30:57.269 That seems too much. 654 00:30:57.509 --> 00:30:59.390 It's a little too much to handle. It's a lot 655 00:30:59.410 --> 00:31:01.250 on the plate. You have to schedule it. You've got 656 00:31:01.269 --> 00:31:01.710 to think about it. 657 00:31:01.730 --> 00:31:04.150 I feel like I'm working with my MDE, so that's 658 00:31:04.190 --> 00:31:08.990 what I'm really pushing. I'm selling it. I'm like a telemarketer. 659 00:31:09.009 --> 00:31:13.109 I think that's the title of this episode. Adam Devine. 660 00:31:13.549 --> 00:31:13.849 MDE. 661 00:31:14.210 --> 00:31:14.750 MDE. 662 00:31:14.769 --> 00:31:15.450 Yeah. 663 00:31:16.089 --> 00:31:18.410 I think it's great. Okay, what do you think about Roadhead? 664 00:31:19.630 --> 00:31:24.630 Did not done enough in my life. It's not done enough. 665 00:31:25.849 --> 00:31:26.730 You would like that? 666 00:31:27.670 --> 00:31:30.589 I mean, no. The older I get, the more I'm like, 667 00:31:31.309 --> 00:31:34.190 and then where are we cleaning up? 668 00:31:35.089 --> 00:31:36.019 It's more for the thrill of it. 669 00:31:36.390 --> 00:31:40.279 Yeah. As I've gotten older,

it's less appealing, but every 670 00:31:40.500 --> 00:31:41.599 once in a great while. 671 00:31:42.420 --> 00:31:43.299 It could be a fun thrill. 672 00:31:43.440 --> 00:31:44.099 Spice it up. 673 00:31:44.440 --> 00:31:47.359 Yeah. What's your take on Pete Davidson? 674 00:31:47.380 --> 00:31:52.579 I love Pete. I know Pete. Okay. I had him 675 00:31:53.460 --> 00:31:55.839 on Adam Devine's House Party, which was a stand-up show 676 00:31:55.880 --> 00:31:58.380 I did for Comedy Central. And we had him season one. 677 00:31:58.440 --> 00:32:02.339 He was 19. And I'm like, this kid must have 678 00:32:02.380 --> 00:32:07.240 a huge cock. Just something about him. He's wiry. Those long, 679 00:32:07.299 --> 00:32:12.049 wiry guys sometimes got a big old wang. And then 680 00:32:12.089 --> 00:32:15.450 that was kind of the whole topic of conversation on set. Like, 681 00:32:15.490 --> 00:32:17.210 we're all staring at this young boy. 682 00:32:17.329 --> 00:32:17.569 Right. 683 00:32:19.470 --> 00:32:22.000 Gauging the size of his Johnson. 684 00:32:22.339 --> 00:32:25.000 How do you feel about talking to your Uber drivers? 685 00:32:26.440 --> 00:32:30.660 It's a slippery slope. I've had a Uber driver who 686 00:32:30.740 --> 00:32:35.670 realized who I was and drove me to their house 687 00:32:36.849 --> 00:32:38.269 because it was on the way to my house. I'm 688 00:32:38.309 --> 00:32:40.190 not really knowing where we're going because I'm in a 689 00:32:40.250 --> 00:32:42.269 new city. It was a house that I rented. So 690 00:32:42.289 --> 00:32:43.650 I'm like kind of zoned out in the back and 691 00:32:43.690 --> 00:32:48.650 we pull up and her family comes out. And I'm like, 692 00:32:48.809 --> 00:32:50.809 where are we? I look up from my phone and 693 00:32:50.849 --> 00:32:53.569 she's just like, you don't mind, do you? And I'm like, 694 00:32:55.380 --> 00:32:59.200 you can't say yes because you're stuck there at their 695 00:32:59.220 --> 00:33:02.319 house now. So you're like, no. So then I get 696 00:33:02.380 --> 00:33:05.319 out of the car, a photo op, one of their 697 00:33:05.380 --> 00:33:09.359 neighbors comes over. I take photos with them and their family. 698 00:33:09.799 --> 00:33:12.099 And then I get back in the car and she 699 00:33:12.140 --> 00:33:14.099 takes me to my house now. And then when we 700 00:33:14.119 --> 00:33:16.839 pull up, she goes, hmm, so this is where you live. 701 00:33:17.640 --> 00:33:21.119 So it could really turn sideways on you. Yeah. 702 00:33:21.359 --> 00:33:22.900 Were you terrified to sleep that night? 703 00:33:23.700 --> 00:33:28.680 It was weird because her husband was like, he was 704 00:33:28.740 --> 00:33:32.359 giving like meth head energy. He was like, yeah, man. 705 00:33:32.519 --> 00:33:35.380 Oh yeah. And so I'm like, that's a lot. I 706 00:33:35.420 --> 00:33:35.799 don't know. 707 00:33:35.819 --> 00:33:36.640 A little too much. 708 00:33:36.740 --> 00:33:40.390 Yeah. I was like covering up my watch. I'm like, no. 709 00:33:41.329 --> 00:33:42.630 She's like, sure. It's a nice house. 710 00:33:42.670 --> 00:33:44.410 You're renting any valuables in there. 711 00:33:47.109 --> 00:33:48.130 No, no value of us here. 712 00:33:48.730 --> 00:33:50.640 You're like, I'm only here for actually a couple hours. 713 00:33:50.740 --> 00:33:51.779 I'm moving locations. 714 00:33:51.819 --> 00:33:55.099 Yeah, I'm actually moving houses to a small studio apartment. 715 00:33:55.319 --> 00:33:57.420 Holy, that's a fucking weird one. 716 00:33:57.440 --> 00:33:57.759 Yeah. 717 00:33:58.200 --> 00:34:02.460 Okay, what do you think about the band Maroon 5? 718 00:34:02.460 --> 00:34:03.539 Fuck you, Adam Levine. 719 00:34:05.380 --> 00:34:07.569 But you have to at least admit that one song 720 00:34:07.609 --> 00:34:10.389 slaps of like, she will be loved. 721 00:34:10.690 --> 00:34:14.210 No, keep going. No, no, you're good. This is good. 722 00:34:14.309 --> 00:34:15.010 I can't sing. 723 00:34:15.050 --> 00:34:17.210 You'll be loved. 724 00:34:18.090 --> 00:34:18.690 It's a banger. 725 00:34:19.190 --> 00:34:22.650 Yeah, that one. Is that theirs? Yeah. Then yeah. 726 00:34:22.750 --> 00:34:23.130 I think. 727 00:34:23.269 --> 00:34:25.079 Then yeah. I mean, the guy's really talented. 728 00:34:26.960 --> 00:34:29.440 At many things. How do you feel about sex on 729 00:34:29.480 --> 00:34:30.280 the first date? 730 00:34:31.480 --> 00:34:39.650 A must. A must. You have to do it. Right. Yeah. 731 00:34:39.670 --> 00:34:42.690 It's like, it's like opening the door for someone. You're like, 732 00:34:42.710 --> 00:34:45.159 you have to see like, are they polite? Are they 733 00:34:45.179 --> 00:34:48.320 good in bed? You have to check it out. Yeah. 734 00:34:48.420 --> 00:34:51.679 I really appreciate that take. That's a unique one. I 735 00:34:51.699 --> 00:34:53.199 don't know if we've ever had someone say that on 736 00:34:53.219 --> 00:34:54.170 Call Her Daddy before. 737 00:34:54.630 --> 00:34:55.889 I'm here for first. 738 00:34:55.969 --> 00:34:57.269 I can already see the headline. 739 00:34:57.500 --> 00:34:57.699 Yeah. 740 00:34:57.920 --> 00:35:01.300 Adam divine says sex on the first date is a must. 741 00:35:01.500 --> 00:35:02.679 It's like opening the door. 742 00:35:02.699 --> 00:35:06.980 Yeah. Rape question mark. Is he, it gets really good 743 00:35:07.019 --> 00:35:10.760 spin out of control. What the Adam, what did you say? 744 00:35:10.840 --> 00:35:13.960 My publicist just calls me shaking. I don't know. 745 00:35:14.260 --> 00:35:16.940 I love that you showed up alone here. Yeah. 746 00:35:16.960 --> 00:35:17.860 What am I going to do? 747 00:35:18.099 --> 00:35:18.280 Yeah. 748 00:35:18.699 --> 00:35:21.460 Show up with, well, you know what? I worked at the, uh, 749 00:35:21.639 --> 00:35:23.139 improv comedy club when I was like. 750 00:35:22.980 --> 00:35:24.050 20 to like 22. 751 00:35:24.050 --> 00:35:29.070

Yeah. And, uh, All the coolest guys showed up alone. 752 00:35:29.090 --> 00:35:33.179 I love that. The really famous guys, and they'd show 753 00:35:33.219 --> 00:35:36.360 up with a gang of people. They were less cool. 754 00:35:36.500 --> 00:35:39.920 But Chris Rock, who's one of the most famous comedians, 755 00:35:40.260 --> 00:35:42.840 would show up just by himself. And I was like, 756 00:35:43.079 --> 00:35:46.710 that's how I... Someday, I'll be like that. 757 00:35:47.869 --> 00:35:49.690 Okay, this is Call Her Daddy, Adam, so we have 758 00:35:49.710 --> 00:35:51.429 to talk about your dating life. 759 00:35:51.449 --> 00:35:52.369 We have to call our fathers. 760 00:35:52.550 --> 00:35:52.769 Okay. 761 00:35:53.170 --> 00:35:53.269 Okay. 762 00:35:53.289 --> 00:35:53.469 Okay. 763 00:35:54.219 --> 00:35:56.639 Once you moved to Los Angeles, how was the dating 764 00:35:56.679 --> 00:35:58.840 scene here for you before you got famous? 765 00:36:00.010 --> 00:36:03.409 I didn't, well, I really, I started doing standup and 766 00:36:03.469 --> 00:36:07.809 comedy when I was 18 and I'm convinced I wouldn't 767 00:36:07.849 --> 00:36:11.909 have ever gotten a date or laid or anything if 768 00:36:11.969 --> 00:36:16.300 it wasn't for comedy. Just cause I'm not, I never 769 00:36:16.340 --> 00:36:17.880 was like the type of guy to be up and 770 00:36:17.940 --> 00:36:20.260 like lick my lips and do a squinty eye thing 771 00:36:20.280 --> 00:36:24.059 and like do this a lot. Which all my guy 772 00:36:24.079 --> 00:36:26.699 friends who are really good at being like, yo, what's up? 773 00:36:26.719 --> 00:36:29.809 What you guys doing over here? That are morphing to 774 00:36:29.849 --> 00:36:33.389 that person. It was working for them. I can do 775 00:36:33.409 --> 00:36:36.130 an impression of me doing that. It was a great impression. 776 00:36:36.150 --> 00:36:37.150 But then as soon as I have to talk to 777 00:36:37.190 --> 00:36:40.349 them normally, they're like, there's a different guy in there. 778 00:36:40.489 --> 00:36:43.789 It's not the cool, squinty, licking lips guy. Right, right, right. 779 00:36:43.809 --> 00:36:45.150 That was actually a great impression. 780 00:36:45.670 --> 00:36:45.949 Thanks. 781 00:36:46.010 --> 00:36:47.949 I think it was better than I've ever seen the 782 00:36:48.030 --> 00:36:48.949 actual originals. 783 00:36:49.630 --> 00:36:51.610 Oh, yeah. But have you seen those TikTok kids with 784 00:36:51.630 --> 00:36:52.250 the swoopy hair? 785 00:36:52.269 --> 00:36:52.530 Oh, totally. 786 00:36:52.630 --> 00:36:53.230 When they go like. 787 00:36:56.070 --> 00:36:57.710 How do you feel about boys dancing? 788 00:37:00.570 --> 00:37:02.190 I don't know. And then the swoop of the hair. 789 00:37:02.210 --> 00:37:05.510 How do you feel? 790 00:37:06.090 --> 00:37:08.820 It's weird. It's like a totally different thing because like 791 00:37:09.300 --> 00:37:12.880 that wouldn't have like maybe times are better or definitely 792 00:37:12.920 --> 00:37:16.000 times are weirder. Like because when I was in high school, 793 00:37:16.380 --> 00:37:19.820 that wouldn't have flown even a little bit. Like you 794 00:37:19.840 --> 00:37:23.309 had to keep, you couldn't be doing that shirtless with 795 00:37:23.369 --> 00:37:27.570 a group of friends and posting it somewhere and not 796 00:37:27.670 --> 00:37:31.550 getting like major backlash from that. So like kind of 797 00:37:31.570 --> 00:37:36.269 cool that kids are so comfortable being like super cringy 798 00:37:36.329 --> 00:37:40.019 and weird on the internet that it's, but for sure 799 00:37:40.039 --> 00:37:41.360 they're going to look back at that in like four 800 00:37:41.380 --> 00:37:44.179 years and be like, Oh Jesus Christ, I'm trying to 801 00:37:44.199 --> 00:37:46.579 like get a job now and they're like future employer 802 00:37:46.619 --> 00:37:49.699 looks and They're like, oh, you're the squinty eyed, licking lip, 803 00:37:50.460 --> 00:37:54.440 elbows out, doing weird dance, TikTok dance kid. You're hired. 804 00:37:56.000 --> 00:37:58.900 You're a genius. My God, you're plugged in. 805 00:37:58.920 --> 00:38:01.460 I agree with you. I don't think that, I think 806 00:38:01.679 --> 00:38:04.500 I would have found that like so unattractive if a 807 00:38:04.539 --> 00:38:06.139 guy at my school was doing that. 808 00:38:06.239 --> 00:38:06.519 Yeah. 809 00:38:06.699 --> 00:38:07.000 But. 810 00:38:07.260 --> 00:38:09.719 But you're not 16 now. I'm not. So maybe if 811 00:38:09.800 --> 00:38:12.030 you were 16 now, you'd be like, oh my God, 812 00:38:12.590 --> 00:38:16.010 Caleb and Skylar and Chanston. 813 00:38:17.239 --> 00:38:18.139 Chanston? 814 00:38:18.199 --> 00:38:18.440 Yep. 815 00:38:18.579 --> 00:38:19.840 Is that a Nebraska name? 816 00:38:19.880 --> 00:38:21.639 No, it has to be a name of some kid now. 817 00:38:21.800 --> 00:38:23.960 You know someone made that poor choice and made their 818 00:38:24.000 --> 00:38:27.019 kid Chance, and then we're like, and it's not original enough, 819 00:38:27.659 --> 00:38:28.489 add a tin to it. 820 00:38:28.800 --> 00:38:29.199 Chanston. 821 00:38:29.260 --> 00:38:34.239 Chanston. Hey, all the Chanstons listening, you know those are 822 00:38:34.280 --> 00:38:36.969 like a dozen Chanstons that are listening right now like, 823 00:38:37.150 --> 00:38:41.210 oh shit, they're talking about me. With their tiny little 824 00:38:41.250 --> 00:38:45.849 butthole mouths. Oh my God, what? You're talking about me 825 00:38:45.909 --> 00:38:50.690 on Call Her Daddy. What the fuck is this? You've 826 00:38:50.730 --> 00:38:53.369 seen those TikTok dances, right? Where they're like... Is that 827 00:38:53.429 --> 00:38:54.650 the move? Yeah. 828 00:38:55.550 --> 00:38:56.829 Are you on TikTok a lot? 829 00:38:57.289 --> 00:39:01.179 No. I've only... I only see... Well, by the way, 830 00:39:01.260 --> 00:39:02.780 I feel like I'm not on it

enough for the 831 00:39:02.840 --> 00:39:05.960 algorithm to know me. So I've been on it like 832 00:39:06.320 --> 00:39:09.219 two or three times. And every time I'm like... It's 833 00:39:09.260 --> 00:39:13.679 too much. But I want to... Because my Instagram algorithm 834 00:39:13.840 --> 00:39:14.800 is embarrassing. 835 00:39:14.840 --> 00:39:15.300 What is it? 836 00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:18.219 It's just, like, my wife is like, Jesus Christ, when 837 00:39:18.260 --> 00:39:24.969 she sees my, like, page. It's just, like, swollen beefcake dudes. What? 838 00:39:25.090 --> 00:39:28.389 Just from, like, working out tips. So, like, I look at, so, like, 839 00:39:28.409 --> 00:39:32.039 this is, like, I steal workouts. from like these beefy 840 00:39:32.119 --> 00:39:34.760 hunky dudes right uh because I'm like oh it would 841 00:39:34.780 --> 00:39:37.480 be kind of cool to look sort of like that Uh. 842 00:39:37.599 --> 00:39:40.670 You're the dream though, Adam, because most girls are like 843 00:39:40.710 --> 00:39:43.150 taking the guy's phone and be like, there's like hot 844 00:39:43.190 --> 00:39:45.849 girls with bikinis. Your wife is like, Adam, again, like 845 00:39:45.889 --> 00:39:48.409 you're looking at this guy and he's like so buff. 846 00:39:48.469 --> 00:39:48.590 Yeah. 847 00:39:48.630 --> 00:39:50.929 But then she has like nightmares that I'm like secretly 848 00:39:50.969 --> 00:39:54.070 a gay man. So like there is a downside to 849 00:39:54.239 --> 00:39:58.800 me looking at oiled up men on Instagram. 850 00:39:58.820 --> 00:39:58.940 Right. 851 00:39:58.960 --> 00:40:01.099 Like it could be slightly questionable. 852 00:40:01.119 --> 00:40:01.400 Yeah. 853 00:40:01.480 --> 00:40:01.840 Yeah. 854 00:40:02.199 --> 00:40:04.659 But then you have the MDE. So she's like, actually 855 00:40:04.699 --> 00:40:05.119 we're good. Yeah. 856 00:40:05.139 --> 00:40:05.820 She's fine. She's fine. 857 00:40:22.329 --> 00:40:25.449 There are headaches, there are painkillers, and there is Sopa Extra. 858 00:40:25.639 --> 00:40:28.980 Take Sopa Extra with paracetamol and caffeine for fast-acting pain relief. 859 00:40:29.179 --> 00:40:31.360 Based on absorption data, it gets to work two times 860 00:40:31.400 --> 00:40:34.980 faster than standard paracetamol alone to effectively relieve your everyday pain. 861 00:40:35.179 --> 00:40:38.800 Only available in pharmacies. Try Sopa Extra. Sopa Extra 500mg, 862 00:40:39.159 --> 00:40:41.389 65mg soluble tablets for the treatment of mild to moderate pain. 863 00:40:41.469 --> 00:40:42.230 Always read the leaflet. 864 00:40:43.010 --> 00:40:45.949 At the Irish Independent, we don't just report the news. 865 00:40:48.289 --> 00:40:50.409 We tell the stories written all over Ireland. 866 00:40:53.070 --> 00:40:55.710 After all, each. 867 00:40:54.730 --> 00:41:03.789 Struggle, triumph, high and low, leaves a mark that lasts. 868 00:41:03.809 --> 00:41:08.989 We live and breathe the stories written

all over Ireland. 869 00:41:10.309 --> 00:41:11.250 Irish Independent. 870 00:41:13.289 --> 00:41:16.440 Your wife is stunning. How did you guys meet and 871 00:41:16.480 --> 00:41:17.440 how did you ask her out? 872 00:41:18.219 --> 00:41:20.500 We met on a plane. We met on an airplane. 873 00:41:20.539 --> 00:41:22.909 We sat next to each other. The only way I 874 00:41:22.949 --> 00:41:27.289 can meet a beautiful woman like my wife would be 875 00:41:27.309 --> 00:41:29.610 she has to sit next to me for four hours. 876 00:41:29.630 --> 00:41:33.590 That's good. Yeah. And I didn't have to lick my 877 00:41:33.630 --> 00:41:38.030 lips even once. No, we were flying to New Orleans. 878 00:41:38.130 --> 00:41:41.489 And like we've stated earlier, I don't read emails. So 879 00:41:41.670 --> 00:41:44.929 I didn't know that we were in the same movie. 880 00:41:45.760 --> 00:41:49.920 And so we were sitting next to each other. She 881 00:41:49.980 --> 00:41:52.690 recognizes me. I don't know her. I just think she's 882 00:41:52.710 --> 00:41:55.150 a beautiful woman sitting next to me. I have a 883 00:41:55.170 --> 00:41:58.690 girlfriend at the time. I'm actively not trying to talk 884 00:41:58.710 --> 00:42:01.690 to this girl. I'm like, so she's keeps chatting on me. 885 00:42:01.710 --> 00:42:05.150 And I'm like, God, am I hot as shit today? 886 00:42:05.349 --> 00:42:09.010 Like what is happening? Like, why is she all into me? 887 00:42:09.719 --> 00:42:12.599 And I'm like, Oh God, man. And so I play 888 00:42:12.900 --> 00:42:17.760 fruit Ninja on my iPad for four hours straight. My 889 00:42:17.840 --> 00:42:22.780 hands hurt. From just swiping, doing combos with fruit. And 890 00:42:23.599 --> 00:42:26.059 she was like, oh, this guy. And then we landed. 891 00:42:26.500 --> 00:42:29.010 And then I see the guy with the sign with 892 00:42:29.050 --> 00:42:32.530 your name on it, the driver at baggage claim. And 893 00:42:32.630 --> 00:42:36.050 she has one too. And then my friend, Nina Dobrev, 894 00:42:36.170 --> 00:42:38.809 who's also in the movie, who I know her. And 895 00:42:39.449 --> 00:42:41.349 she had a sign. And I'm like, oh, we're all 896 00:42:41.369 --> 00:42:46.090 in this movie together? And Chloe Bridges, my wife, was like, yeah. 897 00:42:46.260 --> 00:42:48.039 What did you think? And I'm like, I'm so sorry. 898 00:42:48.059 --> 00:42:50.849 I had no idea. And I felt embarrassed. I'm like, 899 00:42:50.889 --> 00:42:53.570 let's all just ride in the same car together and 900 00:42:53.610 --> 00:42:56.349 get to know each other going to Baton Rouge. Cause 901 00:42:56.369 --> 00:42:58.730 we were shooting in Baton Rouge and it's like a 902 00:42:58.710 --> 00:43:02.090 45 minute drive from new Orleans. And we go and 903 00:43:02.199 --> 00:43:04.960 Chloe's from new Orleans and she goes, let's get drive 904 00:43:05.000 --> 00:43:07.940 through daiquiris, which is a thing there. Oh my God. 905 00:43:07.960 --> 00:43:10.519 I

need to go there. Yeah. It's the best. And, uh, 906 00:43:11.340 --> 00:43:14.320 we went through and like Nina to her credit was 907 00:43:14.360 --> 00:43:15.949 like playing it cool. It was like, I'll take a 908 00:43:16.010 --> 00:43:19.010 couple of little sample sizes. See, see what I like, 909 00:43:19.050 --> 00:43:21.269 you know? And so she has like a few little 910 00:43:21.369 --> 00:43:24.250 ones that she's sipping. And then Chloe goes, I'll take 911 00:43:24.550 --> 00:43:31.719 the 38 ounce party starter. And I'm like, I'm like, 912 00:43:32.050 --> 00:43:35.480 I love this girl. Uh, yeah. 913 00:43:35.940 --> 00:43:38.039 We, and so then when did you break up with 914 00:43:38.139 --> 00:43:39.340 that past girlfriend? 915 00:43:39.559 --> 00:43:42.719 A few weeks later. And then, and then we started 916 00:43:42.760 --> 00:43:45.039 to date, but I hadn't been single in like years. 917 00:43:45.500 --> 00:43:48.500 So then I like, was single for a while and 918 00:43:48.559 --> 00:43:50.820 felt like I had to be single. And then after 919 00:43:50.860 --> 00:43:54.119 like however many months, six months or something, Chloe was like, 920 00:43:55.139 --> 00:43:56.940 you either have to call me your girlfriend or we 921 00:43:56.960 --> 00:43:59.449 have to stop doing this. And I'm like, okay. And 922 00:43:59.469 --> 00:44:00.050 you're my girlfriend. 923 00:44:00.070 --> 00:44:00.570 Okay. 924 00:44:01.730 --> 00:44:03.829 You're like, I knew when you got that drink in 925 00:44:03.849 --> 00:44:05.349 the car, it was over for me. 926 00:44:05.369 --> 00:44:06.750 I got the party starter. 927 00:44:07.469 --> 00:44:08.409 What a legend. 928 00:44:08.510 --> 00:44:08.849 Yeah. 929 00:44:09.110 --> 00:44:11.360 When you guys moved in together, did you have to 930 00:44:11.519 --> 00:44:13.960 kick any like gross habits that you had? 931 00:44:14.269 --> 00:44:16.730 There was some weird conversations because I was given a 932 00:44:16.769 --> 00:44:18.869 lot of stuff from workaholics. 933 00:44:19.210 --> 00:44:19.440 Got it. 934 00:44:19.469 --> 00:44:21.829 Like that people would just send. I'm sure you get 935 00:44:21.889 --> 00:44:23.150 stuff sent to you all the time. 936 00:44:23.409 --> 00:44:23.570 Right. 937 00:44:23.650 --> 00:44:30.929 And so like weird stuff. So like Fleshlight, it's like 938 00:44:31.010 --> 00:44:34.980 molded after like porn stars' vaginas or whatever, sent me 939 00:44:34.980 --> 00:44:37.889 25 of them. So, I didn't know what to do 940 00:44:37.929 --> 00:44:39.809 with them. So, for a while, I was, like, giving 941 00:44:39.829 --> 00:44:42.429 them away as, like, kind of gag gifts. But then I, like, gave, like, 942 00:44:42.449 --> 00:44:44.449 two or three away. And then, like, I was, like, 943 00:44:44.469 --> 00:44:47.230 I don't want to be known as the fleshlight guy 944 00:44:47.329 --> 00:44:50.469 who just has, like, a treasure trove of these. So, 945 00:44:50.510 --> 00:44:52.579 then

I just stuck it in a closet. But, like, 946 00:44:53.119 --> 00:44:57.260 they're all insane fleshlights. They're, like, alien fleshlights. 947 00:44:57.800 --> 00:44:58.059 What? 948 00:44:58.099 --> 00:45:01.239 Yeah, like, alien vaginas. What does that look like? And, like, 949 00:45:01.300 --> 00:45:02.480 monster pussies. 950 00:45:02.500 --> 00:45:02.619 What? 951 00:45:03.590 --> 00:45:07.090 The weirdest things. So I, I, it's in my closet 952 00:45:07.369 --> 00:45:08.829 and I came home one day and she was like 953 00:45:08.869 --> 00:45:11.489 kind of being weird and I'm like, what's up? And 954 00:45:11.530 --> 00:45:14.519 she's like, uh, I think I have to talk to you. 955 00:45:14.539 --> 00:45:18.340 I'm like, wait, what's going on? And she's like, what's, 956 00:45:19.199 --> 00:45:22.059 do you have like a thing for aliens? And I'm like, what? 957 00:45:23.039 --> 00:45:26.139 And she's like, do you, like, are you into monsters? 958 00:45:26.380 --> 00:45:28.159 And I'm like, what are you talking, you're weirding me 959 00:45:28.239 --> 00:45:31.159 out right now. And then she pulled out like 15 960 00:45:31.159 --> 00:45:33.469 alien pussies and I'm like, I can see how this 961 00:45:33.530 --> 00:45:34.150 looks weird. 962 00:45:34.849 --> 00:45:36.329 She's like, this is what I'm talking about. 963 00:45:36.349 --> 00:45:40.030 This is what I'm talking about. And then she's like, well, 964 00:45:40.829 --> 00:45:44.409 let's throw them away. And I'm like, we should keep two. 965 00:45:46.949 --> 00:45:49.320 Not for use. They could keep them in the box. But, like, 966 00:45:49.780 --> 00:45:50.900 they are hilarious. 967 00:45:51.039 --> 00:45:51.260 Right. 968 00:45:51.300 --> 00:45:52.059 Just in case. 969 00:45:52.500 --> 00:45:54.079 Just in case you need to bust it out of 970 00:45:54.099 --> 00:45:57.159 a party or you meet someone who you're like, this 971 00:45:57.179 --> 00:45:59.219 would be the funniest gift for them. I agree. 972 00:45:59.460 --> 00:46:00.039 So you kept them. 973 00:46:00.179 --> 00:46:00.340 Two. 974 00:46:00.360 --> 00:46:00.429 Two. 975 00:46:00.619 --> 00:46:01.960 We catch an alien and a monster. 976 00:46:01.980 --> 00:46:02.900 Did you ever give them away? 977 00:46:02.920 --> 00:46:04.860 They still have them. I should have brought them here. 978 00:46:05.119 --> 00:46:08.920 We're going to transition from your real wife to your 979 00:46:09.079 --> 00:46:11.099 work wife, Rebel Wilson. 980 00:46:11.139 --> 00:46:11.320 Yep. 981 00:46:11.519 --> 00:46:12.519 She's coming here on Monday. 982 00:46:12.639 --> 00:46:13.099 Oh, really? 983 00:46:13.119 --> 00:46:15.519 Yes, it's going to be very fun. You guys have 984 00:46:15.880 --> 00:46:19.500 such a good dynamic. Like, I was watching this morning 985 00:46:19.539 --> 00:46:22.269 the scene where you're like, maybe we should, like, make out. 986 00:46:22.309 --> 00:46:24.719 And she's like, yeah, sometimes I think about doing heroin. 987 00:46:24.739 --> 00:46:28.179 And then I'm like, eh, better not. And it's like, 988 00:46:28.440 --> 00:46:30.679 you guys have a great dynamic. Did you guys ever 989 00:46:30.719 --> 00:46:33.559 get to like ad lib in that movie at all together? 990 00:46:34.320 --> 00:46:37.710 Most of, I mean, Kay Cannon wrote like an amazing script, 991 00:46:37.730 --> 00:46:40.010 so I'm not taking anything away, but all of my 992 00:46:40.050 --> 00:46:45.489 lines were, no, but I rewrote the whole thing. No, uh, 993 00:46:45.650 --> 00:46:49.860 we improv quite a bit and actually like our, uh, it, 994 00:46:51.119 --> 00:46:54.619 love connection, like me and rebels love connect. We improv that. 995 00:46:55.559 --> 00:46:57.940 And so then as we were shooting, they're like, that's 996 00:46:57.980 --> 00:47:01.400 kind of funny. Get put them together. And, uh, and 997 00:47:01.420 --> 00:47:04.139 then it ended up being like a bigger, bigger story. 998 00:47:04.500 --> 00:47:08.570 So fucking good. Okay. So my idea was this rebels 999 00:47:08.630 --> 00:47:09.909 coming on and I'm going to have her do the 1000 00:47:09.949 --> 00:47:14.849 same thing. I want you, if you can to impersonate rebel, 1001 00:47:14.869 --> 00:47:17.409 and then I'm going to have her impersonate you. 1002 00:47:18.239 --> 00:47:19.090 That's so hard. 1003 00:47:19.219 --> 00:47:19.820 Is it so hard? 1004 00:47:19.840 --> 00:47:22.500 Well, because have you ever tried to do an Australian accent? 1005 00:47:22.579 --> 00:47:24.500 Fuck no. I don't do impersonation. 1006 00:47:24.639 --> 00:47:25.800 It's so hard to do. 1007 00:47:25.820 --> 00:47:26.699 Is it too hard? 1008 00:47:26.719 --> 00:47:29.900 I mean, it might be. I feel like she's just 1009 00:47:29.940 --> 00:47:34.519 going to be like, I'm Adam. Just with like weird 1010 00:47:34.559 --> 00:47:39.139 energy just bouncing all over the place. Yeah, no. 1011 00:47:39.619 --> 00:47:39.920 I mean, no. 1012 00:47:39.920 --> 00:47:42.550 Adam, no. 1013 00:47:42.570 --> 00:47:42.630 No. 1014 00:47:48.039 --> 00:47:51.119 Oh, no. I feel like that's the only word I 1015 00:47:51.139 --> 00:47:54.199 could say in Australian speak. They say like no with 1016 00:47:54.239 --> 00:47:55.719 an R. Okay, I got it. 1017 00:47:55.920 --> 00:47:56.179 Okay. 1018 00:47:58.639 --> 00:48:04.809 Hello. It's sort of British. Hello. It's me, Rebel Wilson. 1019 00:48:06.250 --> 00:48:10.610 I'm the lead singer of the Beatles. I can't do it, Alex. 1020 00:48:10.630 --> 00:48:11.090 I can't do it. 1021 00:48:11.090 --> 00:48:13.280 No, it's so good. It's so good. It's so good. 1022 00:48:13.420 --> 00:48:15.519 I literally, I was trying to do it earlier and 1023 00:48:15.579 --> 00:48:18.260 I was like, That's why she's iconic. I can't do it. 1024 00:48:18.260 --> 00:48:21.530 Hello. I'm Rebel Wilson. I'm the. 1025 00:48:23.179 --> 00:48:25.440 I play bass in Oasis. 1026 00:48:25.800 --> 00:48:25.980 I feel. 1027 00:48:26.300 --> 00:48:29.059 And she's Australian. She's not even from England, but I 1028 00:48:29.139 --> 00:48:31.219 don't know how to do... I think you're fully doing 1029 00:48:31.239 --> 00:48:33.840 an English accent. Because I can't do Australian. 1030 00:48:33.860 --> 00:48:37.239 It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I cannot thank you 1031 00:48:37.260 --> 00:48:40.099 for coming on enough. Let me ask you, what are 1032 00:48:40.139 --> 00:48:43.559 you doing next? Because I know you obviously have your podcast, 1033 00:48:43.579 --> 00:48:44.860 but are you doing any new films? 1034 00:48:44.889 --> 00:48:47.530 This is important. Check it out. Our podcast that I 1035 00:48:47.530 --> 00:48:51.719 do with the Workaholics guys, it's super fun. It's great. Yeah, 1036 00:48:51.860 --> 00:48:54.900 I'm doing a season two of Bumper in Berlin, the 1037 00:48:54.940 --> 00:48:59.800 spinoff series that I'm doing for Peacock. That's a spinoff 1038 00:48:59.900 --> 00:49:02.559 of my character from Pitch Perfect. And season one is 1039 00:49:02.599 --> 00:49:04.599 super fun. It's on Peacock now. And then we're doing 1040 00:49:04.659 --> 00:49:11.619 a second season with Jamila Jamil and Sarah Hyland, who 1041 00:49:11.820 --> 00:49:17.460 was my co-star in Modern Family. And then Flula Borg, 1042 00:49:17.519 --> 00:49:21.820 who's super funny. And then... I was going to do 1043 00:49:22.239 --> 00:49:26.179 a Workaholics movie but then Paramount Plus pulled the plug. 1044 00:49:26.739 --> 00:49:29.679 I saw that, that really fucking sucked and it's. 1045 00:49:29.719 --> 00:49:33.590 Okay and legally I can't talk shit right, right, you. 1046 00:49:33.530 --> 00:49:39.619 Just look at the camera and start sobbing legally Jesus Christ. Adam, 1047 00:49:39.639 --> 00:49:41.659 thank you so much for coming on Call Her Daddy. 1048 00:49:41.800 --> 00:49:42.099 Thanks. 1049 00:49:42.179 --> 00:49:42.980 That was very fun. 1050 00:49:43.139 --> 00:49:44.099 Thank you. 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